Juliamon: At least it's in a box, not a jar
gnome_friend breaks open the box
TehAmelie: i can recommend it
TehAmelie: it is like 80 gigs to download though
corpocracy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Throne of Eldraine! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
snowcookies: I already downloaded it, but I haven't gotten anything but the opening done
TehAmelie: it gets hard to choose eh
TehAmelie: so much to do, so much to see
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
snowcookies: memes
TehAmelie: my solution was to go to the first planet down the list and stick to it like glue
TehAmelie: i am getting increasingly curious about the rest though
TehAmelie: if you think about it too much it will certainly give you existential dread, the ease with which you zoom around the solar system
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always going left.
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
snowcookies: my wut?
gnome_friend: I don't like that advice
Dusk_Shine: !pardonfuck
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Fluffy776: LRRbot, pls
BadAtStuff: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
bvorhies: when is mtg playing
Juliamon: It's a direct Ian quote
gnome_friend: SOON
Juliamon: At the top of the hour bvorhies
snowcookies: 7 mins minimum
chickenace11: I'm still convinced that LRRbot is just a paul clone that can see the future or just type very very fast
Juliamon: (Maybe a little later depending on setup)
snowcookies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
TehAmelie: everyone with a stick called George will probably feel uncomfortable
gnome_friend: Mutiny!
CastleOtranto: Are they drafting Eldraine tonight?
Juliamon: Yup
Earthenone: yup
CastleOtranto: Excellent
chickenace11: See lrrbot is just saying what im feeling right now
gnome_friend: @CastleOtranto enters untapped as long as you control a basic chat
CastleOtranto: This ain't no basic chat
gnome_friend: What are we mutiny-ing from?
snowcookies overthrows the chat
TehAmelie: don't listen to Lrrbot's bad advice
gnome_friend is thrown overboard
TehAmelie: that's why it's there
snowcookies: I'm guessing the mods cause they are in charge?
Defrost: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Mangledpixel: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
gnome_friend: sergeModLove
Anubis169: somebody rang?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Throne of Eldraine! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
gnome_friend: @Anubis169 there's a mutiny
gnome_friend: Nothing to worry about
Juliamon: They think they can mutiny 'Bis
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Defrost: Kill all humans isn't mod only anymore O_o
snowcookies: LRRbot cried mutiny
Anubis169: manZAPL lrrAWESOME manZAPR
Anubis169: ok, who's outta line?
chickenace11: oh no who gave that muffin guns
snowcookies points at lrrbot
Mangledpixel: Defrost I don't think it ever was, was it?
thedudetrio: Playing MTGA waiting for the stream to start
TehAmelie: i move we call Lrrbot Barbossa
gnome_friend: LRRbot is innocent!
TehAmelie: cause his mutinies are lrrGARBO
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always pivoting.
Juliamon: LRRbot is anything but innocent.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Well howdy there friends
Defrost: Seems irresponsible if it wasn't mangled... lots of power and all
Juliamon: I remember the Purge.
chickenace11: Yeah it was the paul clone behind the Lrrbot fult
gnome_friend: sergeHi @doortodoorhentaisalesman_
Defrost: @Juliamon I'm not apologizing >_>
gnome_friend: @Juliamon ... when was that?
Juliamon: Gosh, when WAS that
Defrost: 3 ish years ago...
TehAmelie: i missed the purge but i've heard stories
rzrdrgn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Throne of Eldraine! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Defrost: No 5... it was in the first year of lrr regular streams
gnome_friend: Okay, so the year before I started following
TehAmelie: somehow an asterisk got into Lrrbot's auto-ban routine and everyone who said anything was banned
gnome_friend: Wow
chickenace11: oh no
Defrost: No, I added "" to the spam filter by accident >_>
chickenace11: oh no that seems worst some how
Defrost: Which... any message got flagged as spam
TehAmelie: ah
Fluffy776: That's amazing
snowcookies: I don't remember that but I think I didn't watch much streams back then
TehAmelie: it was a busy stream too
Defrost: I want to say checkpoint but it's been so long
gnome_friend: Is that when LRRbot and the laughotron merged?
snowcookies: no, that is a different timeline
ACExtravaganza: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting Throne of Eldraine! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Defrost: Was lrrbot ever mentioned in a cH video?
gnome_friend: How many timelines has Paul gotten into?
snowcookies: remember when ppl started panicking if the stream was 1 min late?
snowcookies: those were wild days
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
Juliamon: You mean literally yesterday?
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
Nyx_fire: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: "CONTACT" he shouts!
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Defrost: We still give them a hard time in the mod slack sometimes :P
gnome_friend: ENGAGE
TehAmelie: i suppose the most exhausting part of fixing that would be getting everyone unbanned except the ones who should stay banned
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Friday Night Paper Fight is live. Throne of Eldraine was released today. Only one thing to do. DRAAAAAAAAAFT! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGEq_2dUUAIWUU6.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1180271887810584576
snowcookies: I see a Cam thumb
maintainpriority subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, maintainpriority! (Today's storm count: 16)
eye_h_bar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, eye_h_bar! (Today's storm count: 17)
supeirior: Hello
gnome_friend: sergeHi @supeirior
Welbog: Good evening
zyrconium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zyrconium! (Today's storm count: 18)
gnome_friend: And to you, Welbog
chaostreader: Whose ready to draft Knight?
TehAmelie: is the song really wobbly for everyone?
gnome_friend: @chaostreader unsubscribe bucket facts
SharkHero08 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SharkHero08! (Today's storm count: 19)
Bakufreak: sounds like there's a ghost in the music player
gnome_friend: !findquote bucket
LRRbot: Quote #240: "Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?" —Alex [2015-05-05]
Dhillo76: Very Nice.
TehAmelie: or like it was mixed in a theremin
supeirior: That’s a quote?
gnome_friend: music sounds fine to me
maintainpriority: no music issues here
Juliamon: It's probably your bitrate
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
BadAtStuff: Missed the draft at my LGS (thanks work), but hey, at least I can experience a ELD draft vicariously!
Juliamon: Music goes wonky sometimes if you're not on Source
TehAmelie: probably cause i moved the window
gnome_friend: Fight the paper!
MagisterSieran: I think Eldraine is going to be one of my new favorite sets
supeirior: !quote 666
thalanir: rooHi hello everyone!
snowcookies: WOot!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @thalanir
WowoT: only reason i dont like this set @MagisterSieran its toooo grindy
TehAmelie: aloha
Feminine_Desires: oh that's a lot of gain on the audio
Dhillo76: Eldraine!
chaostreader: !quote 666
LRRbot: Quote #666: "What do you do with them once their pants are off? (see quote 665)" —Cori [2015-09-14]
gnome_friend: lrrDARK kathle3EYE
Jiri_One: First time catching a friday night paper fight live, probably because its 2am here
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
TheWarbo: Hey look more Eldraine streams!
NathanJay_GA: good evening
snowcookies: Hi Paul!
Hexy_Lexy234: hello friends!!! hope everyone is having a nice friday! sending yall internet hugs!
ElektroTal: that's a full table
swanky_pants20: Adam and James on draft cam woooooo
wynternyghtynggale: serge will do great sergeKappaccino
niccus: who's drafting black
orionarmstrong subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
orionarmstrong: It's my brithday today! I missed prerelease due to a game jam, so nice to see this.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, orionarmstrong! (Today's storm count: 20)
Earthenone: are you bored of eldraine yet?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Hexy_Lexy234 and @ElektroTal
RockPusher: Adam's shirt foxmarAAA
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
thedudetrio: If only it had monarchy
Naarius: lrrWOW
TheOrigamiGamer: Serge dropping shade
wynternyghtynggale: serge is so humble about HIS podcast sergeKappaccino sergeKappaccino sergeKappaccino
TheWarbo: It's like "my family." I can call it "my family" and also my brother can call it "my family"
Hexy_Lexy234: "my podcast where i talk exclusively about Hovermyr" Serge Yager (2019)
DoodlestheGreat: Blame Hasbro! Next thing you know, they'll put the Transformers on 'em! :tf:
gnome_friend: Wait, sergeKappacino is a thing?
Raithencore235 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Raithencore235: It's my sub! Let the fairy tale madness ensue!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Raithencore235! (Today's storm count: 21)
Spluuga: Serge is feeling bitey
gnome_friend: sergeKappaccino
gnome_friend: neat
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
wynternyghtynggale: sergeKappaccino
snowcookies: lol
ElektroTal: ohhhhhhh snapp
thedudetrio: ROASTED
chickenace11: What dimension have I slipped into that Serge is the salty one?
Goorguy: There is so much shade this draft.
snowcookies: burns all around the table
TheWarbo: wow the table is testy tonight
WowoT: god i love cameron, he's my fav
seth_erickson: Adam you're looking better hopefully you're actually filling better
Veggiekeks subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Veggiekeks! (Today's storm count: 22)
ElektroTal: affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint affini5Disappoint
Hexy_Lexy234: Cameron with the sass!!! dont stop
Earthenone: remember to plug the out of print stuff
TehAmelie: the internet, how does it work
manfred909: hallie2Hello
Earthenone: since thats how you got this old set
chaostreader: To be talented you must pivot at least twice during the draft
kumatsu: So we should buy Fallen Empires to be shipped to LRR< got it
TehAmelie: i guess the wizards have lobbied to be classed more formly as not gambling or somethin
bekuehling: We need two Kathleens in this draft
TehAmelie: or firmly
thedudetrio: I've never heard of Fallen Empires. I'm thinking there's a reason for that
thelastgedi subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
thelastgedi: Have luck, good fun everyone!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thelastgedi! (Today's storm count: 23)
gnome_friend: I've tried!
ElektroTal: fallen empires came out in like the 2nd year of magic's existence.
QuietQuandary subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, QuietQuandary! (Today's storm count: 24)
averythetiger: bekuehling That violates the legend rule
Metalupis: sergeHeart sergeHeart rayfkKing rayfkKing katesHeart rayfkLurk lrrHEART lrrHEART kathle3HEX
red_shoes_jeff: A Duchy of Dice! ... Wait.
ritchards: friends? what friends?
seth_erickson: All my friends already know
somecall_metim: friends? I don't have those
NonUniqueGuy: Part of that might be because it came out in 1994
Hexy_Lexy234: i would if i had any friends
chickenace11: Serge is humble just not here
TehAmelie: i already turned 3 people onto LRR, which is 150% of my friends
NathanJay_GA: :O
DoodlestheGreat: Damn, James...
theunknownpoetb: I have told my friends about you..so much so they followed us to Vegas to go see you guys. lol
Hexy_Lexy234: "get it yourself, ya bumb"
garrador: Serge has a big stream day yesterday and now he is all big league on them
loki_lxix: Adam on Draft cam YES!!!!
Juliamon: That is not Graham.
supeirior: @tehamelie still have more friends than me
kansaiDop: Rude James
manfred909: lrrJAMES
Juliamon: Ah, fixed just as I comment.
wynternyghtynggale: poor serge was on a high yesterday now he has hit a new low sergeKappaccino sergeKappaccino
Raithencore235: Time to open some bomb mythics!
Hexy_Lexy234: quick, take the unplayables first!
FoxBoxGamers: I've MADE a significant number of friends THROUGH this community... they probably already know!
averythetiger: Wait, so these are in the usual order? they've been mixing it up lately.
seth_erickson: We've seen two Seven's
Mangledpixel: fancy fancy cards
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
LRRbot: HONK
koaxkoax: Oh sweet they both got alt art adventures
TheWarbo: "pretty Eldraine cards" so, all of them?
ritchards: hat draft, hat draft!
TehAmelie: or the most flavorful card. . .
thraximore: take it adam
thraximore: take iiiiiit
thraximore: nooooo
inFluxButCooler: James POGGERS
Field94: mvp embercleave
Undertowst: I wonder, will there be an Eldraine Decadence Draft, in which you just use those Collectors Edition Boosters.
Bladinus: hat draft was one of my favorite things lrrHEART
UpstageJMC subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
UpstageJMC: Woot!! Draft Night!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, UpstageJMC! (Today's storm count: 25)
gnome_friend: hrrnnnn
koaxkoax: Oh nice stolen is busted
TheWarbo: unarmeHmm
chaostreader: So a draft with the collector packs.
red_shoes_jeff: HRM
djalternative: mono trebuchets no knights.
snowcookies: so much colours
ChipMissile: Oh no I missed the start, how far in are we chat?
Hexy_Lexy234: HMMMMMMMM
NonUniqueGuy: First pack
DreadPirateSunshine: were playing constructed POG
Juliamon: ChipMissile Llike two picks in
DarklordStratos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DarklordStratos! (Today's storm count: 26)
Earthenone: 1 card in on james side
NonUniqueGuy: couple picks in
TheWarbo: Take the good cards, James
inFluxButCooler: That card is insane james
bekuehling: take it James
TehAmelie: unarmeHmm lrrHAM
thedudetrio: @ChipMissile like one or two picks in
ElektroTal: yes james, take that card.
ChipMissile: @Juliamon @thedudetrio Thanks!
Earthenone: you by definition cannot do that kathleen :P
Kykiwi: oh bit late has any pull oko yet?
koaxkoax: Jaaaaamesss take the broken rare
wynternyghtynggale: sergeKappaccino
seth_erickson: Chat that's three Seven's the deck could happen
LoadingReadyRun: @chaostreader If can figure out how to get the product, you better believe we will do a collector pack draft
Mangledpixel: ElektroTal that card? but what about... THAT card!
snowcookies: I don't think they are reading enough chat for us to backseat pick
ElektroTal: well, you know what i feel about THAT card
hd_dabnado: james is getting really good cards
TheWarbo: James chat advises you to draft Magic cards
djalternative: no. you have to take the other card.
Mangledpixel: true, but it's THAT card
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun if you do, just give me a call
wynternyghtynggale: Do it
rzrdrgn: Do it Adam!
Kykiwi: do it adam
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
LRRbot: HONK
seth_erickson: Do it Adam live the dream
ForOhForError: is that dwarf 4?
snowcookies: take the correct card
djalternative: I'd take the brute
ElektroTal: Adam, can you show the camera your picks so far?
thraximore: Chat always does
NathanJay_GA: that's a neat new command that I hope doesn't get abused
DMGlol: I'm 100% in on Adam's draft
RassilonDND: heres hoping someone gets milled out tonight
manfred909: affini5Disappoint
thedudetrio: That's Innistrad
DoodlestheGreat: @elektrotal, he did just a sec ago
TheWarbo: we've already had some Nightmare Fuel today
supeirior: Live it true
Sibwow: Eldream
chickenace11: you mean pulling a serge paul?
ElektroTal: yeah but i wasn't looking
FoxBoxGamers: woah what the hell? That "bless you" followed me sneezing. scared me for a sec
wynternyghtynggale: no they are my colors
TheWarbo: 5 colors, 6 players. #pigeonholeprinciple
ForOhForError: hmmm
maxx7575mtg: Hey loadingreadyrun
Mangledpixel: hrmn
Laurence72: 5 colors, plus artifacts for the sixth
FoxBoxGamers: trade_rejected.wav
SweSpitfire: its adventure time for adam
seth_erickson: Um someone can definitely go Colorless so
djalternative: all six of you can be in different colors if someone is mono brown
snowcookies: eat the cards
chickenace11: I mean some one could go mono brown
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious magic the gathering cards
Veggiekeks: there are a lot of dwarves going around PogChamp
snowcookies: but one of them has a pie on it
FoxBoxGamers: djalternative colorless is not a color :P
WowoT: is adam playing adventure tribal?
seth_erickson: I've seen three dwarves
ForOhForError: I'll have you know the 28 gingerbrute deck is perfectly viable
WeiseDrachenJaeger: @FoxBoxGamers The frequency with which things they say relate to things that happen to me immediately before is kind of scary.
TehAmelie: you are what you eat. therefore you should eat the value
hd_dabnado: @ForOhForError until you meet the 29 version
seth_erickson: It also looks like someone's picking up the dwarves
inFluxButCooler: Ben's Stormin off
Earthenone: you make a good point, eat the rich
BadAtStuff: Ben is picking up the Dwarves.
seth_erickson: I'm betting on Ben
TehAmelie: oho
averythetiger: Well then eating Oko makes you sexy af.
inFluxButCooler: Adam let Ben have this
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: HeyGuys
gnome_friend: !card so tiny
LRRbot: So Tiny [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−0. It gets −6/−0 instead as long as its controller has seven or more cards in their graveyard.
djalternative: I can't wait for when magic becomes so bloated with concepts that mono-periwinkle can be a thing.
F1SHOR: sideboard? they haven't transferred into BO1 yet so they can get more games in :P
BadAtStuff: He's on Dwarves.
BadAtStuff: 100%
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
thraximore: Yep xD
seth_erickson: Adam why
colinoclock subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
colinoclock: lucky number 13!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, colinoclock! (Today's storm count: 27)
Bugberry: I’m so surprised people keep calling the hybrid double striker bad.
I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho friends
Bladinus: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
inFluxButCooler: I got 4
TehAmelie: that's a serious tooth shrinker
RassilonDND: seven dwarves mirror march is spicy
TheWarbo: !card Mirror March
LRRbot: Mirror March [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose a flip. For each flip you won, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
djalternative: !card mirror march
LRRbot: Mirror March [5R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, flip a coin until you lose a flip. For each flip you won, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
kansaiDop: sergeSqueak
averythetiger: Oh dear
maxx7575mtg: I'm betting on James or Kathleen
ExitPursuedByABear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months, currently on a 48 month streak!
ExitPursuedByABear: Too tired for sub message, but I'm happy to settle in to a nice chill evening watching LRR play magic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ExitPursuedByABear! (Today's storm count: 28)
gnome_friend: #Team kathle3HEX
TehAmelie: the irony of that card doubling up
RabidWallaby84: Will Cameron get cut on blue? Will Kathleen go mono-black? Will James flood game after game? Find out tonight on FNPF!!!
bekuehling: !card seven dwarves
LRRbot: Seven Dwarves [1R] | Creature — Dwarf [2/2] | Seven Dwarves gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Seven Dwarves you control. / A deck can have up to seven cards named Seven Dwarves.
chickenace11: but draft doesnt care about the number of cards with the same name
kerbalized_: any spicy bombs?
ElektroTal: whole lotta cardslapping going on
chaostreader: Who called Ben Seven Dwarves? You win a prize. The prize is pride in yourself.
F1SHOR: amazonian s brews are great haha
gnome_friend: awkward_SKRT.wav
Kykiwi: oh the common island
RabidWallaby84: Pazaak, Ben? Wrong universe :P
thraximore: siiiiiick
ChipMissile: wow, so many alt art cards!
djalternative: I want that storybook embreth shield breaker. it looks so good.
Lord_Hosk: Gingerbrute, Rosethorn Halberd, is the new invisible stalker butchers clever dont at me
TheWarbo: I take it, yeah james
seth_erickson: Is Adam just building the deck he drafted yesterday on stream before getting off?
gnome_friend: @Lord_Hosk
snowcookies: pretty lands
TheWarbo: Ben is on mono-alt-art
ChipMissile: Foils are 1/3, alt arts are way rarer aren't they?
djalternative: yeah. take that rare.
TheWarbo: Or I guess Mono alt-frames
hd_dabnado: James "Raredrafting" Turner
averythetiger: I'd money-draft the rare land if it mattered here.
gnome_friend: The bucket!
Fyurios: just tuned in, did I miss any huge pulls?
snowcookies: "taking all the rare. I'm taking all the rares"
wynternyghtynggale: !y
LRRbot: HONK
thraximore: mmm
inFluxButCooler: Two opt...ions
gnome_friend: !card gilded goose
LRRbot: Gilded Goose [G] | Creature — Bird [0/2] | Flying / When Gilded Goose enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. / {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.
Feminine_Desires: aw adam, you didn't take the pie.
seth_erickson: if that one card makes it to Ben we could have an interesting deck on our hands
wynternyghtynggale: trebutts
thedudetrio: Adam what are your picks
Lord_Hosk: I think they pulled a Alt art bordered foil Jace the mind sculptor Fyurios ;)
Bugberry: I love “boring” Limited role players.
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: that watch tan line tho
SweSpitfire: lucky charm into discard 4 lets gp
djalternative: I'll give serge world knit instead of the keep the entire pack.
maduncan1976 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, maduncan1976! (Today's storm count: 29)
Fyurios: That sounds more like a Zzzzz pull to me, who wants more Jace
thedudetrio: Interesting
Fyurios: :)
RabidWallaby84: I see a foily boi!
gnome_friend: !findquote bucket
LRRbot: Quote #6165: "What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!" —Serge [2019-06-22]
RabidWallaby84: !badadvice
LRRbot: Explosions can be contained in a body.
nifleon subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, nifleon! (Today's storm count: 30)
snowcookies: !quote 3432
LRRbot: Quote #3432: "I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!" —Graham [2016-09-18]
seth_erickson: !smash
LRRbot: Put Agent 47 in Smash, you cowards!
chaostreader: Orange seems surprisingly open this draft.
maxx7575mtg: Is Serge wrapping for use today.
djalternative: What are some great names for the seven dwarves deck? My vote is for "Lucky Number Sleven Dwarves"
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @chaostreader
SweSpitfire: trail of crubs that late whut
TuringsGhost subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TuringsGhost! (Today's storm count: 31)
TheWarbo: Friday Knight Paper Fight
Hexy_Lexy234: why isnt anyone drafting mono-purple? it seems so open!
Laurence72: I like Sow White Squad Goals
Laurence72: Snow*
Fyurios: Someone needs to draft a land deck, just run 5 lands and pray
Kykiwi: lol
Bugberry: Bear Suplex is my favorite art
arkilyd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, arkilyd! (Today's storm count: 32)
Mistery836: how many packs are they opening?
SweSpitfire: outmuscle is gas art
TheWarbo: NON-human
lirazel64: three
mastershake29x: @Mistery836 3/player
djalternative: It's draft. they each open 3 packs so 18 total
Mistery836: thnx
bekuehling: Adam's deck looking good. James still needs to come together
TehAmelie: the true victory is the friends we make along the way
Trambampoline: Adams deck looks like a winner
snowcookies: the amount needed for a draft
snowcookies: !findquote victory
LRRbot: Quote #4663: "Ah, the squeet taste of victory." —Ian [2018-02-07]
gnome_friend: SQUEET
kumatsu: more like lrrHAM tastic
mastershake29x: @snowcookies which, believe it or not, not everyone knows
NathanJay_GA: I don't see how they can call themselves wizards. not one of them is drafting octarine
djalternative: #TeamSqueet
dtigertron: jund them out!
maxx7575mtg: Serge rap for use.
Bugberry: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #5225: "Did Beej get food? Yes he did." —Beej & Graham, clapping between each word [2018-08-02]
niccus: that's just how the gros-michel used to be
gnome_friend: lrrCORI
hinhanska: why are you showing as 0 people watching
SirZapdos: ardenvale tactician so good
seth_erickson: you need to refresh @hinhanska
Friedent: why does cameron keep bananas in his freezer?
Mangledpixel: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #3563: "Bananas don't have hair!" —Adam [2016-10-19]
hinhanska: I did refresh
Chartle: for banana bread clearly
hinhanska: that's why I asked
snowcookies: freezer bananas are delicious
Hexy_Lexy234: no potassium defficiency? K
alexgranddestroyer: !findquote potassium
Bugberry: My banana is the banana that will pierce the heavens!
LoadingReadyRun: @hinhanska I don't know. Are you watching?
Hexy_Lexy234: just pity laugh, please! Kappa
alexgranddestroyer subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, alexgranddestroyer! (Today's storm count: 33)
alexgranddestroyer: !findquote potassium
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mangledpixel: the fun card, the funk hard
SirZapdos: Arbutus
Mistery836: I would just pick all the shinies danLUL I'm such a kid.
doawelul: why does my hotbar say there's 0 people watching
Tamer_ren subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tamer_ren! (Today's storm count: 34)
snowcookies: I see 707 peeps watching
Juliamon: doawelul Twitch glitch, it happens.
alexgranddestroyer: Same
shadownova896: Mine says 0 too
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Metalupis: says 707 for me
tams92: Its happening across twitch rght now
hd_dabnado: 707
Trambampoline: 707
gnome_friend watches the stream
adambomb625: I'm not watching
breadisbest1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
breadisbest1: hi
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, breadisbest1! (Today's storm count: 35)
monkeryz: mine says 707
thraximore: It's just me. Everyone else is bots
Kykiwi: it is a twitch thing
andy1503 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andy1503! (Today's storm count: 36)
NonUniqueGuy: I see -5000 people watching
NUTSOFODEN: 707 viewers not found
Hexy_Lexy234: wait, we're supposed to WATCH this?!?!
TheWarbo: twitchchat is a quantum waveform
SweSpitfire: all says 0 for me except gaby that has 800 LUL
helgridr: 707
hinhanska: I'm just concerned you will lose revenue
Lord_Hosk: I have my eyes closed
seth_erickson: All of the channels I'm following have 0 followers so it must be a twitch thing
ChipMissile subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
ChipMissile: It's the Friday Night Fairy Tale Fight!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ChipMissile! (Today's storm count: 37)
alexgranddestroyer: That sounds fun.
Fruan: Streamatory
Angreed66: Mine says 707 at the bottom and 0 at the side
wynternyghtynggale: 707 watching
v_nome: Don't you remember, chat has been dead for years!
seth_erickson: 0 viewers I mean
hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun shit you figured it out
Juliamon: Turns out we were ghosts all along. lrrSPOOP
skiddles01: Mobile here- all streams show 0 viewers for me
snowcookies: !findquote accident
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Fyurios: Can confirm, I am a demon wasting my day watching you dead people
doawelul: Stupid bezos taking all the money and his product doesn't even work
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Ben should remember the time during dice forge where he was asking chat for advice but none of the 500+ people were watching.
averythetiger: This is an odd hallucination I'm having.
Jiri_One: all twitch streams have 0 viewers atm
Edac_plays: What pack?
chaostreader: 3
Nyx_fire: yha mine says 707 as well
Acara21: i'm watching....
noSmokeFire: my twitch says 707 viewers
samsoni1: Interesting
hinhanska: Jiri_One: all twitch streams have 0 viewers atm YEP
Liftigger: 636 viewers for me
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I have bad news. If I'm in here, this ain't purgatory
professorbeachbum subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
professorbeachbum: wheelerY wheelerH
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, professorbeachbum! (Today's storm count: 38)
shadownova896: Mine says 0 fors all of my following channels and regular viewer numbers on the others
Kazman20a: it is showing 0 in all my followed channels that are live
NonUniqueGuy: So twitch is dead and no one is watching?
Edac_plays: My awesome pulls?
samsoni1: All streamers say 0 unless your on the channel
Bugberry: Don’t you know? Twitch has been down for 50 years.
Earthenone: whos wining so far?
samsoni1: Innnnnteresting
snowcookies: no one?
Edac_plays: Any*
hinhanska: lrrSPOOP TheIlluminati
samsoni1: @earthenone yes
Laurence72: I like to think that we aren't viewing, so much as EXPERIENCING this stream
gnome_friend: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #3260: "Poop, you just pick up with your bear hands." —Alex [2016-08-17]
hd_dabnado: !findquote experience
alexgranddestroyer: Why watch the stream, when you could be the stream?!
YellowKiwi: I'm here
ChipMissile: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
seth_erickson: Cool Platform
HolyFroq: where is graham :o
GoblinRanger: Huh still see 707 here
tams92: we all float down here!
v_nome: Twitch is over, everyone go home
Chartle: oh god does that mean i'm dead
chaostreader: !findquote suplex
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ChaoticObserver: The collapse of Twitch has finally arrived
AJtheDreamSculptor: oh, wow
hinhanska: I hear sirens
Friedent: We're tied for #1 most watched stream on twitch!
bvorhies: im watching
AJtheDreamSculptor: no viewers
Dunesparrow: is this a beards vs glasses draft
kumatsu: at least you aren't stuck on TwitteR?
bvorhies: ?
chickenace11: Welcome to the Streaming Bad Place Paul
noSmokeFire: streams over, pack it up
GirlPainting: i see 0 viewers on the left, but underneeth it says 707 viewers
ChipMissile: !findquote empty
NathanJay_GA: twitch app is saying 707 viewers, so I don't think it's their backend that's the problem
noSmokeFire: @chickenace11 have you SEEN most chats? twitch IS the bad place
hd_dabnado: what if we... kissed under the drafting table ;)
Juliamon: Probably a game where you play as a bear TheWarbo
thraximore: That is the idea, Adam
DoodlestheGreat: And here I thought Twitch Purgatory was Mixer. ConcernDoge
TheWarbo: oh yeah huh there are three bearded people and three glasses people
sewvi: just amazon refusing to recognize us as humans
bob_baggins: HELLO FRIENDS
Juliamon: Alex has played a few of those on stream
gnome_friend: sergeHi @bob_baggins
chickenace11: @noSmokeFire fair fair
BrindleBoar: hd_dabnado then you'd really hold up the draft
seth_erickson: NathanJay_GA are you looking at the number on the stream itself or twitch's side bar because that's where the problem is occuring
snowcookies: TheWarbo my findings say Crossing the Streams Don't Starve TOgether
Hexy_Lexy234: youre tied for most watched stream? a bunch of bums as serge puts it or whatever
averythetiger: Mmmm... paper-sliding sounds....
sewvi: 0 viewers, 707 no-talent bums
TheWarbo: snowcookies seems likely a typo by the mod who put it in, then
bob_baggins: that good good card flicking sound
Piffanie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
Piffanie: 2 months! and wishing you all a very good morning from Oz 😊
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Piffanie! (Today's storm count: 39)
Kykiwi: iunno @sewvi i got a talent at dissapointing my self
NathanJay_GA: @seth I had a look, I see what you mean. Stream preview thumbnail says 0, but the stream itself shows 707. Hmmm
Earthenone: so james is mono white
Juliamon: We'll know for sure once that quote sourcing project is complete.
kumatsu: yo LISTEN up, this is a James
ChaoticObserver: lrrWOW
snowcookies: James is mono-goodstuff
ponbern: Serge and Ben just need to put their masks on for their match
sewvi: @Kykiwi dw I was just referring to something serge said earlier lol
alexgranddestroyer: No, we all know he's purple/orange.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James has been telling the truth the whole time. He's in Moist Jund.
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: @seth_erickson sorry, that mention was incomplete :P
djalternative: Ben finding out no one was watching dice forge: https://youtu.be/lOlq6BjQOds?t=4533
seth_erickson: It's all good I could tell it was for me
Jovh11 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Jovh11: Proud papa for this sub babby
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jovh11! (Today's storm count: 40)
Hexy_Lexy234: good guy Serge: takes all the basics
gnome_friend: #TeamKathleen
noSmokeFire: o7
gnome_friend: kathle3EYE
BrindleBoar: Rude Serge? I don't believe it.
TheHaywireZombie: Darn, missed the draft portion
Hexy_Lexy234: #TeamBen
Mangledpixel: a brick quake
chickenace11: why is james talking to no one
bvorhies: aw
averythetiger: Taking the basic is a LITTLE bit of a power move
shadownova896: Do we have a vaseline command?
NathanJay_GA: That draft seemed fairly quick
noSmokeFire: #TeamBenlene
Trambampoline: no deck build?
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
Earthenone: !veselineorbarcode
corpocracy: kathle3EYE
snowcookies: go Kathleen!
shadownova896: amazing. Thank you
Despoiler98: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
Juliamon: Of COURSE we have a vaseline command.
Laurence72: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
Hexy_Lexy234: #TeamWheeler
noSmokeFire: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
Hexy_Lexy234: wait
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
NathanJay_GA: I bet LRRbot has some deckbuikdijg suggestions
Juliamon: We have all manner of unexpected commands.
Despoiler98: !badadvice
LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
NathanJay_GA: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
shadownova896: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
corpocracy: !y
LRRbot: HONK
noSmokeFire: !badadvice
TheWarbo: !food
bob_baggins: !advice
LRRbot: Move carefully...
Laurence72 dances with music
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: SourPls
TheWarbo: !syr
dangerous_safety: Just got in. Did I miss the draft?
Juliamon: You did.
alexgranddestroyer: ya
seth_erickson: !smash
LRRbot: Put Xavier Woods in Smash, you cowards!
TharkWarrior66: Merch suggestion: King Ikor and War Boar tour t-shirts! I'd buy a dozen!
Hexy_Lexy234: i NEED that playmat!!!!! how get?
Earthenone: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves (more coming soon), and much more! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
dangerous_safety: oh well
Hexy_Lexy234: thanks @Earthenone
seth_erickson: the smash command is by far my favorite
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
chaostreader: !pubg
snowcookies: time to work on database things
Laurence72: love this song
sewvi: !findquote command
LRRbot: Quote #234: "I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady." —Kathleen [2015-05-04]
bob_baggins: !findquote beejlander
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bob_baggins: awww
TehAmelie: !findquote judge
bob_baggins: !findquote juice
MadWolf1290: deckbuilding?
altcheese: what have I missed
NonUniqueGuy: draft
ChaoticObserver: Just the draft, deckbuilding now
BrindleBoar: The draft portion.
Laurence72: lrrJUDGE
Teangeolai: As always, Big Giant Circles is so good
altcheese: kk thank you
LoadingReadyRun: Deckbuilding is happening now, during the commercial (to save time)
Laurence72: Hmm, looks like that screen card needs to be updasted with the new 5pm FNPF start time
ArcticAimee: Just got here. Did I only miss the drafting?
Feminine_Desires: yep
Hexy_Lexy234: quick, someone send me a discount code for this playmat im about to buy! Kappa
NonUniqueGuy: Correct
gnome_friend: The biggest giantest circle
ritchards: Hey, what's the CK button at the moment?
korvys: ~lasttweet kingdom
LRRTwitter: [1d ago] @LRRMtG> RT @Card_Kingdom> 3rd Edition, The Dark, Urza's Legacy, Return to Ravnica... all now available for our international customers. | That's right, ALL out-of-print Magic Sealed product can be shipped worldwide from http://CardKingdom.com 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EF-vOnkXYAE6P7T.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1179859210571370498
Juliamon: Not sure, ask CK's twitter
gnome_friend: !findquote kingdom
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
korvys: ~lasttweet button
LRRTwitter: [11d ago] @LRRMtG> RT @Card_Kingdom> The next @LRRMtG button is definitely one for the @MTG_Arena players in the Magic community. Sometimes, you have to control every element of your turn when it's time to combo. | "Holding Full Control" 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFLBsWcXoAIfKzl.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1176216056731275265
noSmokeFire: "Holding Full Control" is the last tweet in discord
Juliamon: That was over a week ago, who knows if it's still accurate
noSmokeFire: mhm
Juliamon: (yall blow through em REAL fast)
Dumori: Yeah with a product launch too they gonna fly
historyman_admu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:42.
JTK45 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
JTK45: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JTK45! (Today's storm count: 41)
MadWolf1290: random question - anyone else seeing viewer counts of 0 for EVERY stream?
gnome_friend: @MadWolf1290 many people are
Juliamon: MadWolf1290 Yep. It's sitewide.
Mithgar: @MadWolf1290 Yep
sewvi: @MadWolf1290 yeah it's a twitch-wide issue
neoshingundam: CurseLit
NonUniqueGuy: Yes, twitch is dead.
thedudetrio: I see 707 viewers
Mithgar: I'm assuming I missed the draft and they are doing deck-building, correct?
MadWolf1290: cool thanks. And @NonUniqueGuy that's a ...way to put it
jaynocid: @mithgar correct
Roadhog123: I also see 707, that might be the last value the API put out before it keeled over. :P
altcheese: 0th viewer here
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL no one here but us ghosts lrrSPOOP
TheWarbo: there have been many "but X, Y has been dead for years" memes about it
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
sewvi: lrrHERE
j0xer: 0st viewer standing by
Klandox: i'm not here either :O
Desruprot: magusDood
ritchards: I see 707 viewers
Nyx_fire: odd question, if someone you know who you have only ever seen eat peanut m&ms over 17 years, asked you to grab them some m&ms would you get plain or peanut?
ritchards: !viewers
LRRbot: 0 users viewing the stream. 828 users in the chat.
seth_erickson: thedudetrio and Roadhog123 it's the sidebar preview for channels showing zero viewers not the actual stream
theninjamaster_: I see 0 viewers
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: "quick" :-p
chaostreader: PrideGive PrideWingL lrrSPOOP PrideWingR PrideTake
Roadhog123: Ah.
bvorhies: I like the music
MadWolf1290: LRRbot's answer is great
BrindleBoar: just a twitch bug
historyman_admu: i also see 0 viewers
NathanJay_GA: peanut m&ms are by far the superior choice regardless of one's preference
theninjamaster_: caramel m&ms
sewvi: how often have you seen them eat m&ms
BrindleBoar: wrong, peanut butter M&Ms are best
bvorhies: like we are getting ready for an epic adventure
Lancer827: digging this song
Phosphatide: literally every stream on twitch says 0 viewers LUL
Juliamon: Why would you get peanut butter M&Ms when Reese's Pieces exist?
historyman_admu: mint M&Ms are superior, FIGHT ME
seth_erickson: any m&m with peanut in it's name is great
Nyx_fire: thank you @NathanJay_GA
Earthenone: i miss reese's pieces so much :(
ponbern: does the music keep muting or is it just me?
Juliamon: I'm team pretzel M&Ms myself.
altcheese: all those who see 0 viewers are now called the knights of zeroths
sewvi: time for low viewcount streams to shine PogChamp
seth_erickson: It's been along time since I've had either of those candies
Phosphatide: anyway if we’re talking about good m&m’s i prefer crunchy
NonUniqueGuy: reese's has the better ratio of chocolate to peanut butter
NathanJay_GA: @nyx_fire Glad I could help in these troubling times
I_Am_Clockwork: Chiptune Legacy remains one of my personal favorites songs
TheWarbo: I feel like it's been years since i've eaten an M&M
Nyx_fire: @sewvi a couple times a month for the last 17 years, and yet he still got the wrong ones
I_Am_Clockwork: also, heyho friends
j0xer: pretzel m&m's are good but sometimes you hit a stale one that has a weird texture
gnome_friend: sergeHi @I_Am_Clockwork
theninjamaster_: I ate some m&ms today
PlusDY: Or you can buy m&ms and peanuts separately to create the perfect blend yourself
theninjamaster_: ah, yes, a person of culture
Amberzenn subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Amberzenn! (Today's storm count: 42)
seth_erickson: Hello I_Am_Clockwork
Juliamon: They need to make M&Ms that just have a big chunk of sea salt in the middle.
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
Porsgaard81: lrrSLOTH
Phosphatide: pretzel m&m’s is just a disappointing substitution for crispy m&m’s
Trambampoline: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Nyx_fire: @Juliamon that would be interesting, maybe just flaked salt for me though lol
gnome_friend: HEEY! @Trambampoline !
SirZapdos: it still blows my mind that smarties are a canadian-only chocolate candy
theninjamaster_: SSSsss
Trambampoline: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
joempilz: Just got here. Anyone know who's drafting?
Hexy_Lexy234: i payed for the standard shipping to canada on the LRR Store. can anyone tell me the time frame i can expect my new mat?
TheWooglie: smarties are in the UK
theninjamaster_: 3 years
Nyx_fire: well technically smarties are a sugar candy here in the states
seth_erickson: the hard candy Smarties are the only ones I will acknowledge
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:31.
Tzeeeeentch: sweet havent missed the games
NonUniqueGuy: It is just Smarties in the US that is different. Everywhere else has the British version.
sewvi: unless smarties are something different in canada they definitely exist in europe
rikmor321 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rikmor321! (Today's storm count: 43)
Bladinus: !players
Friedent subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Friedent! (Today's storm count: 44)
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Try being on fire.
I_Am_Clockwork: ugh I want work to be over so I can go home and play Goose Game
theninjamaster_: !advice
LRRbot: Scan the taint.
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
korvys: As usual, the US taking a perfectly good thing, ruining it, and then refusing to acknowledge any other version :P
Lord_Hosk: maybe they went out for gingerbread cookies
seth_erickson: I want to pick up the Goose game soon
chaostreader: lrrCAMERON lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEN lrrJAMES lrrADAM lrrSERGE
TheWarbo: yeah basically everywhere anglophone has *some* candy they call smarties
TheWarbo: it's just like "biscuits" or whatever sometimes it's different items that happen to have the same word in different places
RAZRBCK08: goose game is a blast and that's all I'll say on that
korvys: !y
LRRbot: HONK
gnome_friend: !y
LRRbot: HONK
theninjamaster_: I think that the british version would be interesting, it's just that they'd have to have a different name cause copyright
gnome_friend: !card gilded goose
LRRbot: Gilded Goose [G] | Creature — Bird [0/2] | Flying / When Gilded Goose enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. / {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.
Trambampoline: deckbuilding is best part and they no stream, like M&M with not peanut plz thank u
Laurence72: !gant
LRRbot: GANT GANT
BleedingToast: lol is twitch ok? its coming up as 0 viewers for each of the streamers i follow on twitch that are live.
MrsLlante subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
MrsLlante: Thanks so much for awesome content. So sad I won't see you this year at PAX Aus, but last year meeting you all was the highlight of my year! <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MrsLlante! (Today's storm count: 45)
maywecomein subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
maywecomein: Happy Friday!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, maywecomein! (Today's storm count: 46)
thedudetrio: HONK HONK AM GOOSE
SnowBuddy18: I missed the drafting, didn't I?
chaostreader: Yep
seth_erickson: Twitch is having a rough time BleedingToast
Juliamon: Update for anyone following my postal snafu today: the shop just gave me a $25 voucher for not just outright stealing the package. That's the kind of world we live in, I guess.
Insert_code: Hey chat, does twitch say that everyone has zero viewers for you too?
Earthenone: nice
Mal2mad: coxBrit coxBronze coxGeoff coxSteven coxBut
Vn497 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
Vn497: We're HEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEe
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Vn497! (Today's storm count: 47)
CaptainSpam: I was about to say, this SOUNDS like Chipzel, but... oh, right, BGC doing a Chipzel style track. Sweet.
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah Twitch is weird
SnowBuddy18: well, that's about how my evening has been going, so I'm not surprised
NotCainNorAbel: I see 707 viewers
Earthenone: i want to get paid for not stealing things :)
theninjamaster_: same here
lirazel64: Insert_Code, seems to be.
gnome_friend: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
NonUniqueGuy: Then there is cider. In the UK, it is fermented apples alcoholic drink. In the US, it is non-alcoholic unless it is "hard". Then in Korea, it is sprite.
I_Am_Clockwork: the twitch home page and "followed channels" sidebar all has 0 viewers for all channels for me
seth_erickson: NotCainNorAbel the sidebar is where Twitch is messing up
Fruan: I am not stealing so much right now. None of the things that exist are being stolen by me.
thraximore: MIne has been at 707 for almost half an hour, doubt its accurate
I_Am_Clockwork: it's strange
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: HeyGuys
mysticalflaretcg: dayJoy
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hai
SnowBuddy18: on mobile mine says 0
Juliamon: (They also offered to let me keep the package and just remake it for the correct recipient instead, but what am I gonna do with what feels like 2kg of perfume?)
Laurence72: green jacket battle
TheWarbo: "Welcome to the Throne of Eldraine NotPrePreRelease"
Mal2mad: mathsquadCool mathsquadCool mathsquadCool
GoblinRanger: post preprerelease
maxx7575mtg: Let's go Kathleen
gnome_friend: #Team kathle3HEX
ContingentCat: whoops matching jackets
Fruan: kathle3HEX wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH kathle3HEX
DoodlestheGreat: YO! RPGHP
CaptainSpam: The Throne of Eldraine Actual For Real Release.
TheWarbo: hmm i wonder what card ben has
seth_erickson: Did Ben get Thorbran and the Dwarves
ponbern: Ben put your mask on so we can tell the difference
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
bvorhies: sweet good luck!!
adambomb625: Kathleen has no deck name?
GoblinRanger: Untitled goose deck
Rieal82: Hey all
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK
LRRbot: Ardenvale Tactician // Dizzying Swoop | Ardenvale Tactician [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Flying // Dizzying Swoop [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Tap up to two target creatures.
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome @Rieal82
thraximore: No no, that's blue white blue kathleen
TehAmelie: is it just me or do real cards as a rule give a better opening hand than MTGO or A? you never see as many mulligans IRL
noSmokeFire: they're on an adventure
Earthenone: i think people are just lazy irl
Fruan: @TehAmelie The dirty secret is that people IRL suck at proper shuffling.
LRRbot: Faerie Vandal [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/2] | Flash / Flying / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Faerie Vandal.
Feminine_Desires: @TehAmelie real life shuffling is designed to give as little bad feels as possible.
EchoTechKnight subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 37 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, EchoTechKnight! (Today's storm count: 48)
Earthenone: and keep bad hands to shuffle less
Dumori: Mull irl is more effort shuffling
TehAmelie: i believe Fruan's explanation
LRRbot: Vantress Gargoyle [1U] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [5/4] | Flying / Vantress Gargoyle can't attack unless defending player has seven or more cards in their graveyard. / Vantress Gargoyle can't block unless you have four or more cards in hand. / {T}: Each player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
gnome_friend: She's NINETEEN!
sewvi: spicy
Feminine_Desires: We have fine tuned our shuffling to make sure that lands and spells are split as evenly as possible.
TheWarbo: i think there are multiple competing explanations but I go with Earthenone's as the primary
TheWarbo: mulitple *contributing
LRRbot: Tuinvale Treefolk // Oaken Boon | Tuinvale Treefolk [5G] | Creature — Treefolk Druid [6/5] // Oaken Boon [3G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
sewvi: I definitely get just as many bad hands irl as in digital
averythetiger: I feel like rleuctance to shuffle is more of an anxiety. Like "Oh god, I'm wasting so much time. They're sitting here, WATCHING me shuffle and WAITING."
tipulsar85: Izzet is pretty deice for a strat in limited for this set.
LRRbot: Dwarven Mine | Land — Mountain | Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Mountains. / When Dwarven Mine enters the battlefield untapped, create a 1/1 red Dwarf creature token.
thraximore: I'm guilty of keeping bad hands in commander because shuffling takes SO long to do properly with 100
LRRbot: Queen of Ice // Rage of Winter | Queen of Ice [2U] | Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/3] | Whenever Queen of Ice deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. // Rage of Winter [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
SirTrae: I get more bad hands in digital than in paper, but I play a lot more digital
TehAmelie: hmm maybe digital cards are actually an improvement just mechanically
gnome_friend: !findquote frozen
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LoadingReadyRun: Shuffling fatigue is definitely a factor in Highlander/Commander
seth_erickson: Whenever I hear Kathleen call the adventures by there actual names I get real weirded out because I only ever think of them as the actual creature name.
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact — Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
TheWarbo: hah i was having trouble in jamie's stream today cause i kept using the real adventure names
sewvi: that's why you hire a dedicated shuffleboi
Despoiler98: I want food O.O
gnome_friend: KITTY?
Bugberry: Egg is also good in UW artifacts.
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
seth_erickson: !witch's Oven
MadWolf1290: cat + witch's oven
TehAmelie: casinos have shuffling machines right? they should be moddable to take magical cards. . .
SrMuskrat: If you want an artifact, a cantrip, fixing or food, it goes up in value, otherwise it's just ok
SirZapdos: and that cat's in the cauldron with a silver spoon
seth_erickson: !card Witch's Oven
LRRbot: Witch's Oven [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead.
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
loki_lxix: I just ate a half pound of shrimp i am set for food
Fyurios: Poor Ben, the old mana drought
theninjamaster_: this is my first time catching a fnpf stream
gnome_friend: welcome @theninjamaster_
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
TehAmelie: man shrimps are such good food. wish i could afford more of them
TheWarbo: yeah exiling from graveyard in response to Forever Young (or to a dying GE in standard) is great
SirZapdos: look in my eyes, what do you see? the thrill of possibility
gnome_friend: sergeFriend
TheWarbo: I like how that card itself is a tapper. "See how it FEELS, Ardenvale Tactician!?!?"
SuperWriterAndy: just draw lands
TehAmelie: sudden thought: the Decadent Man would like to eat mantis shrimp
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety | Shepherd of the Flock [1W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/1] // Usher to Safety [W] | Instant — Adventure | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @TehAmelie so that he can see the most decadent colors
thraximore: Order of midnight tho
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
SrMuskrat: I opened the alt art giant at my prerelease
NonUniqueGuy: Order of midnight is the best
averythetiger: He does look so heroic. "NOT TODAY, WOLVES!"
DiscordianTokkan: Swool
sewvi: if anyone casts the realm-cloaked giant adventure they have to do the giant hand animation from MTGA Kappa
wtrob: Shieldbreaker is definitely my favorite
ballesta25: S
Laurence72: The murder knight looks sweet too
MadWolf1290: thought Serge was making a "wool" joke for a sec
TehAmelie: yeah. "but you can't taste the colors dude" "ah, 'can't' is the peasant's word"
ContingentCat: like the sheep just aren't cooperating so they're like 'fuck it I'll carry you assholes'
gnome_friend: !findquote sheep
LRRbot: Quote #5566: "For now, the sheep are my friends." —Serge [2018-12-10]
TheWarbo: But Shenanigans can't be in his deck; that's a Modern Horizons card!
GirlPainting: shenena Goneroe
Mister_Hush: chicanery
SirZapdos: 2 shepherds of the flock goes infinite?
averythetiger: I mean... if you want to pay all the mana.
DentedPockets: ShenaniGAINS
LRRbot: Ardenvale Paladin [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/5] | Adamant — If at least three white mana was spent to cast this spell, Ardenvale Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
SirZapdos: what a sick joke
munnaperson: fight with the sheep
TheWarbo: did kathleen tap a swamp?
TheWarbo: err, plains?
34Witches: Yes
averythetiger: Interesting. Could have Done adament with the egg
LRRbot: Opportunistic Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/3] | Flying / When Opportunistic Dragon enters the battlefield, choose target Human or artifact an opponent controls. For as long as Opportunistic Dragon remains on the battlefield, gain control of that permanent, it loses all abilities, and it can't attack or block.
seth_erickson: Theres one hiding there in the middle
NonUniqueGuy: Plains is the 2nd from the bottom.
TheWarbo: okay, i just can't tell from the "all stacked up" lands. sounds good then
Mr_Horrible: huh, anyone else seeing "0" on the viewer counts?
gnome_friend: !findquote zero
LRRbot: Quote #5102: "You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
LRRbot: Silverflame Ritual [3W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Adamant — If at least three white mana was spent to cast this spell, creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
munnaperson: same
Mr_Horrible: is twitch experiencing a sev2?
munnaperson: @mr_horrible same
NonUniqueGuy: Depending upon where you ar elooking you will either see 0 or 707
seth_erickson: Yep Mr_Horrible twitch is having some problems recently
Mr_Horrible: bizarre
Laurence72: 707 viewers is the 404 for viewers not found for Twitch
ContingentCat: Twitch is doing its best
Luciite: 707 is the cool kid's 301
Lord_Hosk: Twitch is currently being twitchy and showing 0 viewers for all streams for many viewers Dont worry about it... its just twitch
lirazel64: Is it, though?
34Witches: (also, food)
Mr_Horrible: oh, man, it humbles? I thought it arrested
sewvi: basically only good for sacrificing
gnome_friend: Old. Country. Recipe.
thedudetrio: So it's basically an exile spell with upside on a stick
Mr_Horrible: No swing. Only take.
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:39.
LRRbot: Searing Barrage [4R] | Instant | Searing Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature. / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, Searing Barrage deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
averythetiger: Dragons gotta dragon
Lanthess subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lanthess! (Today's storm count: 49)
I_Am_Clockwork: who would buy ash? FOOLS!
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: HSWP
thraximore: That was something...
ContingentCat: makes sense to keep your sideboard at your side
seenoham: if you us the dragon to steal the 2/* human does it die?
Mr_Horrible: Register your deck name as RDW when you're playing 5-color control
averythetiger: I know people who like to select guild sleeves for totally off-color decks just to bluff.
itsr67: bluffed a settle yeah
SirZapdos: RIP kent ketter
ElektroTal: one of the best, most enjoyable moments in magic coverag
Anonyman41: the correct move was to attack all in regardless of the bluffing though lol
AzureShok subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AzureShok! (Today's storm count: 50)
thedudetrio: Mind games
TheOtherTrevor: I think he might have picked up a token
F1SHOR: genious or grifter
ElektroTal: genius or grifter
SirTrae: Genius or Drifter
SirTrae: Grifter*
rgoody2016: Never forget that LSV was playing in a tournament, was playing storm with burning wish to get tendrils of agony from his sideboard and forgot to include a copy of tendrils so he was bluffing every time he got to like a storm count of 20
Chartle: he had grabbed a vampire token to 'help' his opponent figure out if he had lethal
Anarch1c: he picked up a token, chapin was the one who picked up a pen
ponbern: it was a token
ElektroTal: And LSV had picked up a token and helped decide the blocks
itsr67: this is why Serge is the premier lands player
control_rig: Ah yes. Sandbagging
sewvi: that's a bit iffy ngl
Mr_Horrible: it's one of the reasons I hate settle in the format - I can't actually be mad at folks for bluffing or counter-bluffing, since it's right, but it just makes me think too much NotLikeThis
Dashiell: I always hover over my hand in arena before attacks and it never helps
ElektroTal: It totally wasn't grifter. it was an entirely legal and fair play.
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: going to mobile for night night time, good night all
TheOtherTrevor: No. He hadn't picked it up for the purposes of putting it in play. He was helping the opponent visualize possible blocks
j0xer: maybe at the high end it needs more showmanship, at most levels it needs people paying attention to the rules more
TheWarbo: i mean my question was "was there a plains at all"?
Laurence72: Sorry Serge, you're not a level 5 Super Judge like Beej
Suffix: I trust Serge. sergeKappaccino
Feminine_Desires: no you would totally miss that yourself serge.
AzureShok: we know you @sergeyeager
Loonatic93: I think stuff like that is fine for tournament play when stuff is one the line. But for more casual stuff... That just seems like Bad Manners.
Desruprot: limesLUL
adamjford: A good Paul Call. A Caul, if you will
Mister_Hush: Serge "Not-Magic-Brain vs Magic-Brain" Yager has perfect sight in Magic-Brain
ponbern: to late
gnome_friend: Viking Secret Wildcard Poker hype!
Armstrong11139: If you want to consider laws to determine morality, you must consider the morality of those who make the laws
TheWarbo: Yeah that particular one may have been fair, but a blanket "if it's legal it's totally cool" is not something I'm n board with
F1SHOR: i like on arena it asks you if you want to cast with the adamant cost
SamanthaVess: Muscle Relaxant is the best pokerface tech
Mr_Horrible: I think it's something that's fine, it's not something I'll denigrate anyone for, but at the same time I won't denigrate someone for feeling squicky about it
El_Funko: That's not entirely true, I learnt angle shooting from poker where it comes from players doing things that technically aren't against the rules, but are scummy as hell
Mr_Horrible: it comes up so very rarely except at very high levels, in my experience
thedudetrio: Question: What's your favorite deck in standard right now?
hideki101: get botox before a tournament
zunniest: how's the weather in bc guys?
El_Funko: There's a lot of etiquette in poker
thedudetrio: At @LoadingReadyRun specifically
damn_i_am_pretty: Chess doesn’t have any rules about punching people. Because it’s assumed you wouldn’t punch someone to win
Mr_Horrible: actively attempting to tilt the OP is where I tend to draw my personal line
Loonatic93: @damn_i_am_pretty But that's assault, and therefore illegal in real life.
makemonsters: I had the exact same experience Ben.
ContingentCat: katesThank Kathleen for all your time in the Editing Mines so we can get a Road Quest
Khasi1596: it is their job
SamanthaVess: They have to make sure you *aren't* getting the land now, right?
seth_erickson: The Road Quest mines Beckon you forth to finish your work
F1SHOR: ok that kind of thing is shitty
Khasi1596: it's totally their job to tell you
itsr67: it is their job now
thraximore: Except nowadays that would be against the rules.
theinvisiblevoice: it actually is their job
Anarch1c: in the rules they have to
ArcticAimee: Its their spell and trigger so they have to tell you.
34Witches: Weren't the rules for that changed recently?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's something I can't condone, but I think what LSV did in that scenario doesn't really reach that level
crazyjayman12: you should read your opponents card tho
ElektroTal: that's messed up, ben. but LSV wasn't angle shooting. he was just helping line up blocks, and bluffing that he didn't have the wrath.
adamjford: I think what folks were saying was that what LSV did was legal and fair, not that legal == fair
Anarch1c: ]you have to notify your opponents of may abilities
maintainpriority: if you ask what a card does, common courtesy deems that you let them know what it does
superkeaton: There's a difference between cheeky and dickbaggery
RAZRBCK08: yea those rules changed recentlyish
radioshackraider: Your opponent didn't fully explain what their card did, which gave them an advantage. I'd call that cheating.
Luciite: ben on the "cut her deck to bad hands" tech
Mr_Horrible: LSV was just playing like he didn't have it, which is not actively taking advantage of something in an underhanded my, imo
Fyurios: Just milligan down to 1 card, will always have 1 card you want that way
actionjb: We want to idolize aspects in our game that would make playing the game more enjoyable.
TheWarbo: yeah I feel like "what's that card do" is a request for the entire text (possibly paraphrased) of the card
Mr_Horrible: I like that the table is very symmetrical right now
Trambampoline: mulliganing is like always bad
Friedent: ben agree to draw the game and let Kathleen draw 7
Swamplor: If you have to cheat newbs in pick-up games of magic to feel good about your life, then I guess you gotta do what you gotta do
RangerOfVoid: bluffing what cards you have or dont is different to me from not telling you what a card does
Mr_Horrible: speak for yourself I love shuffling lrrHEART
Klandox: @Khasi1596 you're right since 10th edition you are required to remind your opponent of all the possible "you may" effects or both risk a warning.
gnome_friend: #Team kathle3HEX
NFLed: whether or not something is angle-shooting (legal but potentially iffy) in my view greatly depends upon the environment, such as pro tour vs kitchen table
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT there
Simonark: Mulligan hell is just the worst._.
LRRbot: Mantle of Tides [U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+2. / Whenever you draw your second card each turn, attach Mantle of Tides to target creature you control. / Equip {3}
Laurence72: Watch Kathleen stomp Ben
Mr_Horrible: they're just calling "Water Coat" that to upsell you, don't be fooled!
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
TheWarbo: that appeals to my sense of making non-tricks into tricks
LRRbot: Wandermare [1GW] | Creature — Horse [3/3] | Whenever you cast a creature spell that has an Adventure, put a +1/+1 counter on Wandermare.
ninja_theory_ashrams: for my sidewalk slam crossover audience, SMACKDOWN tonight is lit
Wicker_Knight: Something wrong with that horse...
GoblinRanger: lol
TheWarbo: ben going straight for the heart
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Armstrong11139: Do we really want to open those wounds again?
thraximore: Serge is not convinced.
I_Am_Clockwork: leave Hovermyr alone, you bullies lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: I laughed out loud at my office watching that North100 ep
Daken1993: gottem
Klandox: ALL HAIL THE HOVER MYR lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
Mr_Horrible: love it when all 4 hosts get so animated
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Flock // Usher to Safety | Shepherd of the Flock [1W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/1] // Usher to Safety [W] | Instant — Adventure | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
HolyFroq: For those, who want to see that incredible Pen Trick from LSV just search youtube with "lsv pen trick" click the first video and go to Min. 36:00. Its worth it for those who have not seen it.
korvys: Not even a fan of adventures, a fan of adventurers (doesn't trigger on adventure, but on the creature)
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah the Eldraine set review was really good CH content
Desruprot: Wandermare is rooting for the adventurers from afar
thraximore: It's ok to say that you play Hovermyr even if it's not optimal. Sometimes we play cards that just aren't 100% efficient because we love them.
Xavorin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
Xavorin: Woo!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Xavorin! (Today's storm count: 51)
sewvi: @NFLed yeah, it gets weird when it feels like two people aren't playing the same game because one person is upholding a certain etiquette that the other isn't
thraximore: Sounds like it's time for the horse joke
Mr_Horrible: The horse just lives vicariously through others
LRRbot: Loch Dragon [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Whenever Loch Dragon enters the battlefield or attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
ALLxISxLOST: octoBees octoBees octoBees
chaostreader: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #3009: "Honk the horse!" —Ian [2016-07-18]
Mister_Hush: Serge "Too Smart for This Stream" Yager
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The horse is a horse of course of course.
SnowBuddy18: "ahh you're back, tell me about it" "dude, I just went to get a loaf of bread"
Dashiell: this horse is several europeans
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
Wicker_Knight: a dilettante is a poser
seth_erickson: Did Ben choose not to draw off of the Loch Draagon entering @LoadingReadyRun
Kykiwi: today i learned
SweSpitfire: Missed a discard trigger?
RAZRBCK08: it's a may
bowsin_durrows: It's a may.
itsr67: loch is a may
RebekahWSD: I always played dilettantes in Call of Cthulhu campaigns, because I liked money and being oblivious
historyman_admu: sorru kathleen
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact — Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
caelusaran: basically, Cam would have laughed.
Simonark: Dilletante is right, amateur enthusiast with affectation
historyman_admu: that doesn't get a counter
korvys: I don't want this to come across as insulting, but Serge soooo damn smart, and he hides it really well :P
Daken1993: yeah, after serge explained that joke, its hilarious
seenoham: no counter for adventuring
maxx7575mtg: Late y'all
historyman_admu: you have to cast the creture side
Mornish: the gorse only gets the counter when you cast the creature side
SweSpitfire: Yeah i know but not saying anything seems like a miss
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Horse does not get a counter when the Pair go on the adventure.
Mr_Horrible: eh, it's still pretty good :p
historyman_admu: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
NFLed: if Phantasmal Image is your only creature in play and you have Mantle in Tides in play, then if you draw a second card during a turn you must sacrifice Phantasmal Image
ContingentCat: lrrJUDGE lrrFINE
seth_erickson: I knew it was a may that's why I asked just to see if Ben did know
radioshackraider: This came up for me today, but Wandermare doesn't get a counter when you cast an adventure, but when you cast the creature part of it
seenoham: second counter should not be on horse
Klandox: lrrJUDGE Horse only gets a counter when playing creature spells not adventures
TheWarbo: Yeah also a JUDGE moment on Treats to Share giving a counter to Wandermare
hd_dabnado: the real food was the friends we made along the way
ContingentCat: ah the old hiding in plain sight trick, very sneaky cards
historyman_admu: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE NO!! ONLY 1 COUNTER PLEASE
gnome_friend: l
DentedPockets: That golden egg is significantly larger than the other eggs.
Mornish: it should be a 4/4
TheWarbo: chat is now untilted, right?
Mr_Horrible: horse doesn't care about the journey, just the destination
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun , are there snacks in the office that can be used as food tokens? ^^
Mr_Horrible: Utilitarian horse up in here
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't try to noclip your food.
ALLxISxLOST: egg
gnome_friend: E G G
Mangledpixel: e g g
Mr_Horrible: oddly appropriate, lrrbot
TheWarbo: advice is surprisingly relevant
I_Am_Clockwork: praise Cude! kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
historyman_admu: A guy in my prerelease literally had M&Ms for his food tokens
gnome_friend: PRAISE CUDE kathle3PRISM
bowsin_durrows: We actually don't have a correct frame of reference to know whether or not it is giant or not.
lirazel64: Soft- or hard-boiled?
Mr_Horrible: also I won't be able to see golden egg without thinking of the "egg" seal from Hat in Time
sewvi: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #1608: "That egg wants a pineapple!" —Beej [2016-01-18]
coreyh2: protection is confusing
ContingentCat: kathle3PRISM Praise CUDE kathle3PRISM
Pharmacistjudge: ah the protection DEBT
manfred909: kathle3EYE
DoodlestheGreat: Sounds like a protection racket.
Mr_Horrible: are you saying protection is only 99% effective, Serge? mizzLewd gabyLewd
LRRbot: Crystal Slipper [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I wouldn't want to eat anything that was on the table.
big_large: how many board games are you eating, serge?
Friedent: beej plz
Bugberry: They didn’t phase it out, it was just deciduous, like Cycling.
Pikaminer1245: Remember, protection does not stop trample damage
SnowBuddy18: I did the same thing with chocolate scrabble
TheWarbo: I also had someone eat a Tokkaido money piece because it was *similar* to the crackers at the table and they spaced out
Pharmacistjudge: so...food based legacy board game...it has to exist
AmoriLinguae: there's a bit in friday nights about food as tokens
NFLed: don't always rummage
1y1e: there might be protection, but note the lack of hexproof no hexproof in this set
Mr_Horrible: NotLikeThis
Mr_Horrible: I still remember that
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
NFLed: oh yeah no hexproof, good riddance on that
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious magic: the gathering cards
Kalpho: game pieces, pocket bacon, nothing is safe
WowoT: cam also hate the cards from the long game, hoouse on the hill or whatever it was
Mr_Horrible: but the horse is stronger now, because it saw some rambunctious kids
TheWarbo: the release notes did refer to the cards with Adventure as "adventurers"
Mr_Horrible: "These children inspire me to disturb some shit of my own"
ALLxISxLOST: When you want claws but your bugles are just too tasty so you devour them all before you even have a single claw
gnome_friend checks notes
coreyh2: FooD
SnowBuddy18: harder better faster stronger horse
Kalpho: or they were raiding said horse
GirlPainting: foodventure
Pharmacistjudge: note...they don't actual have to go on the journey at all
Kalpho: riding
gnome_friend: Hansel and Gretel, Serge
LRRbot: Unexplained Vision [4U] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, scry 3.
sewvi: you haven't seen what's inside the pie
F1SHOR: maybe they stole the pie
ContingentCat: hey with a good enough pie
Mr_Horrible: "Let me describe my dream to you"
Pharmacistjudge: they can have a cool story about an adventure and you still get a +1/+1 counter
smeemer: if you dont have opposable thumbs, then i imagine making a pie is an adventure
GirlPainting: Aria from GoT can make food tokens!
lirazel64: Dragon Pie kind of requires an adventure.
Pharmacistjudge: Serum Visons =/= Preordain
Pharmacistjudge: one is banned in modern
TheWarbo: it probably wouldn't be as bad if it weren't the same number, like if it were draw 3 scry 2
dangerous_safety: Kirby games show that food can turn into an adventure time and time again
orimazer: except fuse cards
gnome_friend: !findquote food
LRRbot: Quote #4268: "I don't think people want puzzles that have food on them!" —Heather [2017-06-10]
seth_erickson: !card Loch Dragon
LRRbot: Loch Dragon [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Whenever Loch Dragon enters the battlefield or attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: I refuse to believe those glass slippers fit on that drake
ALLxISxLOST: Potential mana*
ALLxISxLOST: They are lands
gnome_friend: That dragon can go to the ball!
hammith subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
hammith: If months were turns, my game of commander would be half over!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hammith! (Today's storm count: 52)
MoxBismuth: the dragon has dainty lil feetsies
ArcticAimee: Cinderella looks a bit different than I remember.
SirTrae: It wears them on its ears, not its feet
Mr_Horrible: is golden egg a filter? I can't remember
Pharmacistjudge: !card golden egg
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact — Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Loch Dragon [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Whenever Loch Dragon enters the battlefield or attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
seth_erickson: it is a filter
TheWarbo: you have to sac it to filter, but yeah
Friedent: its on a toe
Naarius: The glass slippers have excellent elastics
sewvi: they could have added reminder text to unexplained vision but then it would be explained vision
Mr_Horrible: ah, that would've been much smarter
Mr_Horrible: thank you Chat
MoxBismuth: they give you the zoomies because you have to get them back to cinderella
LRRbot: Bartered Cow [3W] | Creature — Ox [3/3] | When Bartered Cow dies or when you discard it, create a Food token.
Desruprot: -.- Bartered Cow is an Ox
DoctorOfBeard: also tauren can wear the same shoes as gnomes
GirlPainting: Aria: 3B Assassin Shapeshifter 3/1 Deathtouch. When Aria enters the battlefield, she enters as a copy of an oponents creature. This creature gets destroyed and you create a food token.
TheWarbo: Cow! Best flavor text!
ALLxISxLOST: you ready boots? get walkin
SirZapdos: cowe
Aarek: That is one swole cow
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe the dragons turn into Rosicrucians!
Pharmacistjudge: well, in Wow...the same armor can fit a goblin or a panda...
Anubis169: lrrCOW
Bugberry: Chromium was able to take on human form. His card even references it.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I mean one of the dragons in mtg can turn into a human. Chromium iirc.
Mr_Horrible: mmm, pie
gnome_friend: @DoctorOfBeard GNOME SHOES
ContingentCat: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #2133: "Time for business casual!" —Paul [2016-03-21]
Type_One___: Cheer100
SnowBuddy18: @BlueMagnusStormCrow yes
Naarius: It's the Face boss from Link's Awakening
seth_erickson: Did you see any of the real food for the Bake Off they were great
Mr_Horrible: all I can think of is that insta with those realistic face pies with, like, hair and teeth
whenheroesdie: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4619: "What a stupid game." —Kathleen, while playing My Horse Prince [2018-01-26]
gnome_friend: Time to eat a food
Pharmacistjudge: umm...there is no keyword action for "Do a Thing"
djalternative: don't do a line
LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
manfred909: kathle3PRISM
ContingentCat: the two genders Come hither and Go Zither
MadWolf1290: lrrEFF ?
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Kaaosa: This is 2 extreme 5 me
TheWarbo: the zoomie shoemies!
Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat but what if I don't want to play an esoteric instrument?
ALLxISxLOST: ridiculous
GirlPainting: what do we learn?,.......don´t wait to long to eat your food
Bladinus: GG friends
mrMorphius subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
mrMorphius: This month gives me zoomies
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mrMorphius! (Today's storm count: 53)
ContingentCat: @Mr_Horrible then you're stuck coming hither
Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat mizzLewd
MadWolf1290: BEN
Pharmacistjudge: are you putting your shoes on your irencrag feet?
Pharmacistjudge: :P
Bugberry: Escape is such a cool card
Pharmacistjudge: to be clear, i'm still at work right now...so I'm not on full judge mode
Mr_Horrible: work notably doesn't stop the puns, I see
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge what causes you to transform from Pharmacist to Judge and back?
Mr_Horrible: full disclosure, I'm the same way
Pharmacistjudge: well when my pharmacist shift is over
chaostreader: Pills?
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: Drugs?
TheWarbo: Pharmacistjudge is a DFC?
Kalpho: people never want to consult with a pharmacist and always have questions for judges
TheWarbo: Or a flip card?
Mr_Horrible: we need to get Pharmacistjudge a reversible coat to cover both professions
LingoBox: Untap, Upkeep, Unsleeve?
gnome_friend: !findquote judge
LRRbot: Quote #1799: "Don't judge me I'm a mother!" —Kathleen [2016-02-13]
chaostreader: !quote Judge
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Pharmacistjudge: If I ever got around to getting a token from SCG...I was going to get them to make me the black-white Cleric
ALLxISxLOST: So I have this idea: Oko spawns food token -> Shimmering Dragon taps food4draw -> Wicked Wolf eats food4buff. Thoughts?
Pharmacistjudge: like from westvale abbey
ElderSkyspawner is continuing the Gift Sub they got from TheMerricat!
ElderSkyspawner: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: ooh, I like it
theamc2000: Hi
gnome_friend: sergeHi @theamc2000
Pharmacistjudge: seems deace @ALLxISxLOST
Pharmacistjudge: ah, Oko-san
ALLxISxLOST: But Shimmering Dragon costs 4 and 2 blue, mana fix?
Feminine_Desires: @ALLxISxLOST try the oko+wolf+food deck, where you run G base package splashing white and blue for oko and tolsimir
Pharmacistjudge: I'm oddly proud of the my joke Oko-san meme I made at CK
Feminine_Desires: Because tolsimir procs on *any* wolf when it enters
Earthenone: the mirror match
gnome_friend: lrrADAM lrrJAMES
radioshackraider: Ben and his two dads
CommiePuddin: You can count on me!
gnome_friend: Classic nightbook
Mister_Hush: Adam "Biggest Kahuna" Savidan
korvys: Adam 1 and Adam 2
Laurence72: another mirror match!
mustangpanch: Adam atpGasm atpGasm
wynternyghtynggale: wait it's a mirror fight
ponbern: You mean your dads
korvys: It's more of a threat...
coreyh2: SeemsGood
dangerous_safety: LUL
NonUniqueGuy: The winner might get killed.
djalternative: It has nothing to do with Kathleen being thrown back into the road quest mine
Mr_Horrible: "The winner gets to be an accessory to a crime!"
Naarius: lrrFINE
SirZapdos: that's right. Toys R Us still exists in Canada
Vn497: Does that mean that Kathleen isn't allowed to sit with her friends? D:
Field94: Ah yes Canadian Premier Toy Store Toys R Us.
ElderSkyspawner: James v James, who gets trapped in a bottle?
korvys: It's more of a threat than a reward
Laurence72: boar token is SO CUTE
mustangpanch: Bus ride to Toys R Us irl stream
magical_writer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
magical_writer: Couldn't make it to my local FNM, but glad I could watch here.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, magical_writer! (Today's storm count: 54)
wynternyghtynggale: nothing like a son watching his parents fighting
drthvd3r: Is this the mirror match?
Mr_Horrible: Ah, Adam repping the chords of C and G
ContingentCat: Did James get a haircut recently? Looks good
LRRbot: Youthful Knight [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | First strike
Mr_Horrible: Useful Knight
LRRbot: Maraleaf Pixie [GU] | Creature — Faerie [2/2] | Flying / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
TheWarbo: Ramp!
LRRbot: Glass Casket [1W] | Artifact | When Glass Casket enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls with converted mana cost 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.
TheWarbo: the glassket
prussia45: thank you for using sleeves. god that other match
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Tome Raider enters the battlefield, draw a card.
F1SHOR: james only lies about lying obviously
Laurence72: James playing Faeries, I approve
combattwombat subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, combattwombat! (Today's storm count: 55)
LRRbot: Lucky Clover [2] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
gnome_friend: !findquote chair
LRRbot: Quote #4249: "He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair." —Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
Naarius: D:
TheWarbo: blood is water-based, paul
loki_lxix: Fairies are real in Brawl and commander still
djalternative: no. murder that chair!
Kalpho: it is a mirror match, 2 james are playing
TehAmelie: what if oil is chair blood?
LRRbot: Vantress Paladin [3U] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, Vantress Paladin enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
ContingentCat: I feel like I see Adam in that amazing Gritty shirt a lot, does he wear it for streams intentionally or just wear it a lot?
LRRbot: Lonesome Unicorn // Rider in Need | Lonesome Unicorn [4W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/3] | Vigilance // Rider in Need [2W] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
TheWarbo: oh james is not familiar with Lucky Clover?
ALLxISxLOST: Lucky Charms?
loki_lxix: Is it a no leaf clover?
manfred909: Adam you have an adventure spot proably use it
control_rig: Lucky Clover is really fun in constructed
niccus: always be careful not to goozle yourself on lucky clover + murderous rider
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
SamanthaVess: Lonesome Unicorn has two whole friends. Liar roo4
Laurence72: All the tokens for this set are amazing, love the art on them
Pikaminer1245: Hmmmm I wonder what type of cards Adam and james are playing.... amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Reaper of Night // Harvest Fear | Reaper of Night [5BB] | Creature — Specter [4/5] | Whenever Reaper of Night attacks, if defending player has two or fewer cards in hand, it gains flying until end of turn. // Harvest Fear [3B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target opponent discards two cards.
Mr_Horrible: Oko NotLikeThis
ContingentCat: !findquote Gritty
LRRbot: Quote #6044: "Eat it, Gritty!" —Ian [2019-05-12]
mustangpanch: atpGasm atpGasm atpGasm
ALLxISxLOST: Oko is my punk <3
gnome_friend: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #4656: "the solution is more cows in jars" —James [2018-02-07]
LRRbot: So Tiny [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−0. It gets −6/−0 instead as long as its controller has seven or more cards in their graveyard.
mustangpanch: mama mia the quad discard
manfred909: so many adventures
KartoffelKaiser: Look i'm not rooting against Adam, but every time one of his creatures gets put in a jar i feel a pang of justice
radioshackraider: James putting Adam into a jar is amazing
TheWarbo: so weirdly, it comes in tapped, then untapped. I'm not sure if this will ever matter?
chaostreader: Enters taps. Then untaps.
j0xer: adam better not rescue that jarred creature
ElderSkyspawner: Adam, playing to James's weakness of only drawing lands. Masterful plays seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ojii subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ojii! (Today's storm count: 56)
LRRbot: Queen of Ice // Rage of Winter | Queen of Ice [2U] | Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/3] | Whenever Queen of Ice deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. // Rage of Winter [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Laurence72: I find all this talk of captured creatures to be.... quite jarring
SirZapdos: Gretzky had it, lost it
GirlPainting: killed by food tokens....how do you whanna chew this?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Laurence72
ballesta25: !findquote drood
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like there might be a card that cares about lands untapping?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: @TheWarbo it matters with mesmeric orb but other than that I can't see it ever mattering.
Laurence72: ty ty (bows)
Desruprot: But does the Queen of Ice, let it go?
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun There's some stuff in the history of Magic, but nothing in Standard, I think
TheWarbo: BlueMagnusStormCrow that's one more interaction than I was aware of before
manfred909: well she can't hold it back any more @Desruprot
GirlPainting: can we see the card plz
Laurence72: Also, Adam has a unicorn, clearly one of the best creature types
korvys: !card amulet of vigor
LRRbot: Amulet of Vigor [1] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield tapped and under your control, untap it.
LRRbot: Lovestruck Beast // Heart's Desire | Lovestruck Beast [2G] | Creature — Beast Noble [5/5] | Lovestruck Beast can't attack unless you control a 1/1 creature. // Heart's Desire [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
ElderSkyspawner: @LoadingReadyRun Wilderness Reclamation can net extra mana on your endstep with a land that comes in untapped
Desruprot: oooh the good art for the Beast
ALLxISxLOST: Beauty and Bum
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's better than Tarmogoyf in this format.
Mr_Horrible: Ben trying to corner the Goyf market, I see
PlusDY: That's more than one adventure, deck name does not check out >:(
Daken1993: you heard it here first folks, goyf is bad.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, in this format Lovestruck Beast gets you a 5/5 for 3 and Tarmogoyf gets you a DQ Kappa
LRRbot: Youthful Knight [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | First strike
ALLxISxLOST: The Adventuring couple?
heavyweighthowe subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, heavyweighthowe! (Today's storm count: 57)
schryke: You can't pluralize the Lone Ranger.
Armstrong11139: To be fair, they are both characters noted in their stories for their lonely existences...
gnome_friend: !findquote lies
LRRbot: Quote #1436: "You ran into the lies, Alex. You hit the lies." —Graham [2014-01-17]
Laurence72: Change the deck name to 'The Lone AdventureS'
TheWarbo: James, who said yesterday "if this deck doesn't go 5-0, 10-0 I'll never appear on LRRMtG again" then lost game 1, is a liar?
espi: Adam is in SERIOUS MODE
Kalpho: he could be the "Loin Adventurer"
j0xer: shoulders too wide
gnome_friend: Brain too big
gnome_friend: Can't fit in casket
LRRbot: Outflank [W] | Instant | Outflank deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the number of creatures you control.
TheWarbo: I love the ruling on Lovestruck Beast that if he somehow becomes a 1/1, he learns to love himself.
kumatsu: @espi That's cuz beating James is always important
Angreed66: @TheWarbo James is a changed man. Kappa
Feminine_Desires: !card Return to nature
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
Bugberry: Flavor is useful for identifying what a card is/does.
Feminine_Desires: oooh it's an instant
LRRbot: Reave Soul [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.
theamc2000: Hear the shuffling of cards
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
gnome_friend: The faerie is back!
espi: they need to add card snaps to Arena
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Persona 5) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (16:14 from now).
LRRbot: Queen of Ice // Rage of Winter | Queen of Ice [2U] | Creature — Human Noble Wizard [2/3] | Whenever Queen of Ice deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. // Rage of Winter [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
ALLxISxLOST: Do you think there has ever been someone who kept a 7 land hand in a tournament while on the draw and just perfectly ramped into a win?
TheWarbo: you can hold two cards in hand? that's a totally reasonably play
LRRbot: Silverflame Squire // On Alert | Silverflame Squire [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] // On Alert [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
TheWarbo: +2/+2
Kalpho: wow, he has two adventures AND is going to sideboard?
j0xer: is it too dangerous to turn up adam's volume if he goes into loud boi mode?
Dhillo76: New Twitch UI Redisign!
PrimalMadness subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
PrimalMadness: Go Adam!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PrimalMadness! (Today's storm count: 58)
Laurence72: I'm amazed that James hasn't drawn 6 lands in a row
FireBasilisk53: doesn't that untap it's targets?
LRRbot: Garenbrig Paladin [4G] | Creature — Giant Knight [4/4] | Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, Garenbrig Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Garenbrig Paladin can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
MadWolf1290: James apparently doesn't floor in paper magic
MadWolf1290: flood*
chaostreader: @firebasilisk53 It was tapped because of Queen of Ice.
espi: don't draw a land and don't draw a spell
FireBasilisk53: ah
gnome_friend: Do not touch your TEETH. That is for dentists, and God.
SmashTCG: yeaaah queen
Viperion_NZ: I SAW NOTHING @Ben
MadWolf1290: no, it's YAS Queen
MrCurtle: that 4/5 flyer only has flying when it attacks
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
Hexy_Lexy234: @LoadingReadyRun do yall know how long it takes for your store to ship things to canada using the base shipping?
LRRbot: Mysterious Pathlighter [2W] | Creature — Faerie [2/2] | Flying / Each creature you control that has an Adventure enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Sage of the Falls [4U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/5] | Whenever Sage of the Falls or another non-Human creature enters the battlefield under you control, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
historyman_admu: Cant be blocked
SirZapdos: F
Jammin5: LUL
gnome_friend: #BlameJames
korvys: 5 for 1, actually, cause of the adventure
Hexy_Lexy234: ngl, i read "sage of the falls" as "Serge of the falls"
MadWolf1290: ^same
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
gnome_friend: sergeFall
tams92: James lied again!
dangerous_safety: but serge only falls on his channe
gnome_friend: !findquote liar
LRRbot: Quote #5955: "I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar." —James [2019-03-31]
espi: I bet he's lying now, he'd never been a liar!
dangerous_safety: channel*
Metalupis: James deck name: A Deck of Lies
WowoT: james serial liar turner
TheWarbo: !findquote liar
LRRbot: Quote #5955: "I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar." —James [2019-03-31]
Mr_Horrible: wait, James is now a Knights and Knaves problem
Pharmacistjudge: wow, that's a nice quote
tams92: I bet james is lying about being liar!
theamc2000: !findquote liar
Pharmacistjudge: who won? I missed that
Hexy_Lexy234: "i will always be a liar" so is he lying about being a liar?
Metalupis: James
dangerous_safety: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Persona 5) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (16:08 from now).
ALLxISxLOST: What kind of deck do you love to get a perfect hand in?
Ominouslyominous subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months, currently on a 56 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Ominouslyominous! (Today's storm count: 59)
Diabore: how goes magic?
TheWarbo: !quote 5432
LRRbot: Quote #5432: "When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying." —Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
Hexy_Lexy234: WOW!!! 56 months! thats wild!
ALLxISxLOST: Kung Fu Hustle?
kumatsu: Shoutout to Art
Eprlide: !quote 1337
Serenus502: those boar tokens are cute af
Lightningbro: If that quote from james about always being a liar isn't a quote, I solemnly believe that it should be.
Feminine_Desires: Yes they are the first
Daken1993: yes
theamc2000: Man, unglued gotcha! Mechanic needs made its comeback
Feminine_Desires: They are the first mice subtype
thraximore: Dwarves, finally!
Coricket: I’m using this sound to put me to sleep
TheWarbo: !quote 5865
LRRbot: Quote #5865: "I only lied 2 out of 3 times, that's not bad!" —James [2019-03-05]
ballesta25: MIce, Peasants, Nobles, and Warlocks are all new
Pharmacistjudge: I'll be honest...Gotcha was a bad mechanic. Even Maro admits it
orimazer: scryfall t:mouse gives just the token
tams92: The best part of seven dwarves is that its seven more playables for dapala EDH
LRRbot: Lonesome Unicorn // Rider in Need | Lonesome Unicorn [4W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/3] | Vigilance // Rider in Need [2W] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
Hexy_Lexy234: my friend has a Depala deck and ive given him 3 of 7 dwarves
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Tome Raider enters the battlefield, draw a card.
ArcticAimee: Depala and the 7 dwarves?
Lightningbro: I want to see every quote about lying and see if they're ALL James. XD
LRRbot: Reaper of Night // Harvest Fear | Reaper of Night [5BB] | Creature — Specter [4/5] | Whenever Reaper of Night attacks, if defending player has two or fewer cards in hand, it gains flying until end of turn. // Harvest Fear [3B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target opponent discards two cards.
gnome_friend: !qdb
LRRbot: Quote database: https://lrrbot.com/quotes/
journo_jared: i have a Depala deck, and I'm excited to take out my artifact synergies for 7 Seven Dwarves
TheWarbo: !quote 5625
LRRbot: Quote #5625: "I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me." —James [2018-12-18]
MadWolf1290: @Lightningbro you can do that!
dangerous_safety: !findquote lie
LRRbot: Quote #3943: "Welcome to Rhythm Cafe, which is A HOUSE OF LIES" —Ian [2017-02-05]
historyman_admu: Does the seven dwarves overrule commander's singleton?
Laurence72: Seven Dwarves plus Coat of Arms = BIG Dwarves
Armstrong11139: @historyman_admu Yes. Card text always overrides rules
antonaqua: @historyman_admu Yes, it even overrules Limited's rule
TheWarbo: PPR is definitely the more-enforced rules
Vn497: !findquote liar
LRRbot: Quote #5955: "I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar." —James [2019-03-31]
antonaqua: If you open 8 Seven dwarves you're only allowed to play 7
Hexy_Lexy234: @historyman_admu card text > base rules text usually
Lightningbro: @MadWolf1290 That's good to know... I am going to do that
SketchyDetails: because 7 7/7s is enough
SketchyDetails: wait, 8/8s
antonaqua: 7 8/8s
Laurence72: 7 8/8s, actually
Laurence72: hee hee
SketchyDetails adjusts eyeglasses
TheWarbo: @Lightningbro the QDB is how I got all of those James lying quotes, but it turns out that other people in LRR lie. Dale, it seems, sometimes lies to his players.
Hexy_Lexy234: 99 *additional* creatures
TheWarbo: !quote 4775
LRRbot: Quote #4775: "Sometimes I lie..." —Dale [2018-03-12]
LRRbot: Garenbrig Paladin [4G] | Creature — Giant Knight [4/4] | Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, Garenbrig Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Garenbrig Paladin can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
dangerous_safety: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #1150: "These guys are just as important as everybody else except Beej." —James [2015-11-21]
LRRbot: Wicked Guardian [3B] | Creature — Human Noble [4/2] | When Wicked Guardian enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 2 damage to another creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
WalrusOntheCourt: High tide!
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Go do self care.
Laurence72: I want to make a joke Commander deck that is just all the creatures that you can have multiples of, just to thumb my nose at the singleton rule
LRRbot: Stolen by the Fae [XUU] | Sorcery | Return target creature with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. You create X 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying.
antonaqua: Such a good card
NickTheDM: @Laurence72 Play exactly 4 of them to thumb your nose at the card effect too
ChiefEngineerMichael: !findquote lie
LRRbot: Quote #5008: "Welcome to Heather's House of Lies" —Heather [2018-05-23]
Laurence72: @NickTheDM Ha! I lke it!
MechaKuuga: I like those fairy tokens
tams92: that card is an absurd bomb
antonaqua: @NickTheDM He should play only 1 of them then
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
espi: #BlameSerge
smeemer: did he just say he picked ravenclaw?
LRRbot: Youthful Knight [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | First strike
thraximore: Pay 2B, play Plague Engineer naming Faeries wheelerPog
TheWarbo: In non-DQ cards, we call that Witch's Vengeance
LRRbot: Charmed Sleep [1UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Charmed Sleep enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
mattydubs75: @smeemer Revenge of the ravens I believe the card is called
tams92: there is witches revenge!
thraximore: oh yeah, vengeance would be killer here
LRRbot: Resolute Rider [{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Knight [4/2] | {W/B}{W/B}: Resolute Rider gains lifelink until end of turn. / {W/B}{W/B}{W/B}: Resolute Rider gains indestructible until end of turn.
dangerous_safety: !card plague en
LRRbot: Did you mean: Plague Engineer; Plague Fiend; Garza Zol, Plague Queen
TheWarbo: Revenge of Ravens. (And it's the second best flavor text)
AxeLR81998: why do they put the cards in the middle? im new so i dont know whats goin on
LRRbot: Glass Casket [1W] | Artifact | When Glass Casket enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls with converted mana cost 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.
dangerous_safety: !card plague engineer
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature — Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get −1/−1.
TheWarbo: Cards in the middle is what makes the picture bottom right and the text of the card in chat
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
thraximore: !card witch's vengeance
LRRbot: Witch's Vengeance [1BB] | Sorcery | Creatures of the creature type of your choice get −3/−3 until end of turn.
AxeLR81998: oh i see
TheWarbo: it's good art, bront
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
ponbern: !qoute adam
MadWolf1290: yes?
antonaqua: Deus ex machina
djalternative: I beg to differ
thraximore: but a judge can call a deck check
Pharmacistjudge: Umm..pretty sure that's outside assitance
ContingentCat: there's no rule saying a dog can't play magic
SnowBuddy18: deck doesn't match deck list
DaveLenno: oops how did that black lotus get into my standard deck
LRRbot: Maraleaf Pixie [GU] | Creature — Faerie [2/2] | Flying / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
antonaqua: Oof
BadAtStuff: Okay. So yes, having a literal wizard insert a card into your deck is technically against the rules.
antonaqua: Now you need a second engineer
BadAtStuff: However, who are you to question a wizard?
LRRbot: Outmuscle [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights target creature you don't control. / Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, the creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Serenus502: !quote 2501
LRRbot: Quote #2501: "You're not allowed to just blatantly cheat?!" —Paul [2016-05-11]
thraximore: It's just outside assistance
BadAtStuff: Are you going to take that risk? I'm not going to take that risk.
historyman_admu: well a wizard can magically change a decklist right?
TheWarbo: wizards who are not "the person playing" count as outside for the purposes of "outside assistance"
Lightningbro: Stats! Surprising very few... The person who has the most quotes from them about lies... Is Heather.
thraximore: It is a very weak specter
RedTag83: ALL THE CARDS IN YOUR DECK ARE FROM WIZARDS!
dweebert91: I think this is more of the fair play question
TheWarbo: And flying when it attack only if you have < 2 cards in hand.
Hexy_Lexy234: but what if that card is Cheaty Face?
Lightningbro: Now to check the word "Liar"
TheWarbo: Sometime you just hoard land
LRRbot: Feasting Troll King [2GGGG] | Creature — Troll Noble [7/6] | Vigilance, trample / When Feasting Troll King enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, create three Food tokens. / Sacrifice three Foods: Return Feasting Troll King from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only during your turn.
LRRbot: Return of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. / • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
MechaKuuga: Wowzers
espi: "still had all these"
Banrael: cheer100
thraximore: Out of excuses!
TheMerricat: Just got here chat, did someone play Shahrazad?
Mr_Horrible: James's lies, piling up
LRRbot: Adventurers' Guildhouse | Land | Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures."
Viperion_NZ: I didn't know what was in your deck James, you good
MechaKuuga: James is accidentally the worst
SamanthaVess: "I didn't see *either* of my Garruks those games"
Laurence72: #TeamCam
j0xer: zugzug
djalternative: I only do that at the last match of the night when I haven't done it the entire time.
Juliamon: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
thraximore: lmao where did that guildhouse scan come from?
TheWarbo: Man I was all into WoW Classic and then Eldraine hit, and...
Hexy_Lexy234: #TeamHovermyrIsUnplayable
munnaperson: lrrWOW
Lightningbro: Correction; With James' Liar comment. He now ties with Heather as the most speaking to, but he takes it as the person with the most if you count ones of people speaking TO them.
espi: #TeamSerge
Hexy_Lexy234: but actually #TeamSerge
hinhanska: GayPride lrrHEART lrrADAM
tyrsredritehand subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
tyrsredritehand: It's a Magical evening with Lrr.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tyrsredritehand! (Today's storm count: 60)
Lightningbro: Oh... Oh no... Now I'm a liar... I completely Rose Glasses'd over Paul. Paul has the most comments about being a liar, James only counts if you count one of Adam calling him a Liar.
Hexy_Lexy234: LesbianPride lrrHEART lrrSERGE
Laurence72: #TeamOverlyLongTeamsNames
chaostreader: If Serge is playing a 5-color deck Cam is doomed.
smeemer: @mattydubs75 ah, thanks lol
Lightningbro: "James only "Ties"* if you count..." I mean
tyrsredritehand: Dooooom
Thane1607: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:05:38.
chaostreader: Team Order?
Pharmacistjudge: ok got busy for a sec, who won?
Hexy_Lexy234: go serge go!
Despoiler98: #BlameJames
j0xer: great delivery Cam
Pharmacistjudge: sergeHeart vs unarmeHmm
Laurence72: Good cover, James!
TheMerricat: chat won, as always, but maybe in second place James won.
espi: #TeamSerge
Hadouken_lol_catz: he totally forgot cams name
smeemer: rofl
thraximore: :D
Juliamon: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
djalternative: #TeamTrubbish
mowdownjoe: Cam is a garbage boi?!
alexgranddestroyer: _______and________
Despoiler98: Trebucket?
munnaperson: #teamcam
Mr_Horrible: Cameron channeling all of us
Serenus502: !quote 2025
LRRbot: Quote #2025: "My name... is Cameron..." —Cameron [2016-03-04]
Alexthu: Cam you're a beautiful Trubbish
Hexy_Lexy234: LUL
TheWarbo: wow cam has the best decknames
LRRbot: Golden Egg [2] | Artifact — Food | When Golden Egg enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Golden Egg: You gain 3 life.
munnaperson: trebucket
Laurence72: #TeamTreybucket
Mr_Horrible: it's a creature in potentia
LRRbot: Rimrock Knight // Boulder Rush | Rimrock Knight [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Knight [3/1] | Rimrock Knight can't block. // Boulder Rush [R] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
TheWarbo: wow james
j0xer: in my experience eggs becomes creatures quite frequently
AliceLovelin: Wish I could watch the rest, gotta sleep though
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
AliceLovelin: See ya ppl
Despoiler98: YAY TREBUCKET
Naarius: The bucket strikes back!
Laurence72: It's a Red Dwarf.. SMEG!
LRRbot: Gingerbread Cabin | Land — Forest | Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. / When Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield untapped, create a Food token.
Fletcherizer: Fire the bucket!
TheWarbo: cam is now the bucketee and not the bucketer
Pharmacistjudge: three buckets? Tres bucket?
LRRbot: Fierce Witchstalker [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Trample / When Fierce Witchstalker enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
munnaperson: the bucket
fourtoedsloth: spiral banana is only correct food choice
thedudetrio: Cam wit hall the pastries
PlusDY: !findquote bucket
LRRbot: Quote #5954: "It's not bucket time!" —James [2019-03-30]
Fletcherizer: Man the food deck has all the beans. And lots of gas
TheWarbo: Serge "Stupid-Looking Bucket" Yager
LRRbot: Smitten Swordmaster // Curry Favor | Smitten Swordmaster [1B] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink // Curry Favor [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You gain X life and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of Knights you control.
Raithencore235: Whatever's not Cam is pastries
LRRbot: Joust [1R] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. The creature you control gets +2/+1 until end of turn if it's a Knight. Then those creatures fight each other.
Goorguy: What is Cam's decl name?
Goorguy: Deck?
TrueSkorn: What is Cam Deck Name?
Hexy_Lexy234: Serge "in Lovermyr with Hovermyr" Yager
TheWarbo: !quote 6410
LRRbot: Quote #6410: "From Hell's heart, I bucket thee." —Cameron [2019-09-20]
thedudetrio: Cameron: Okay
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
MoxBismuth: just a big old wolf kebab
a_bullett: that's a good swamp
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
j0xer: cam is really going off on feeding the world
theamc2000: Serge can count
TrueSkorn: What be Cam's deck name?
Hexy_Lexy234: @ Cam, i like your nails!
Juliamon: Cam's deck name is right there under his twitter handle.
LRRbot: Lost Legion [1BB] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/3] | When Lost Legion enters the battlefield, scry 2.
TheWarbo: "oh right, trigger on the stack, going to bucket you" sure is an Eldraine game
TrueSkorn: Sad face fire okay?
LRRbot: Malevolent Noble [1B] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Malevolent Noble.
adambomb625: What is the subreddit for suggesting nicknames for TTC?
LRRbot: Scorching Dragonfire [1R] | Instant | Scorching Dragonfire deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
djalternative: it's not set up for eldraine yet
MechaKuuga: Yikes
djalternative: but it's r/ttcnicknames
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
adambomb625: Thanks
TheWarbo: James, I just opened my WoW mail and I have a letter that says "Hi"
TheWarbo: Just fyi
Fletcherizer: double bucket
Hexy_Lexy234: bucket. 2!!!
MechaKuuga: Man the BUCKETS
bekuehling: was Serge's P1P1 a bucket?
Aarek: @TheWarbo I got two
LRRbot: Lost Legion [1BB] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/3] | When Lost Legion enters the battlefield, scry 2.
LoadingReadyRun: adambomb625 Eldraine nickname submissions will be opening with the release of TTC on Monday
Serenus502: !quote 4455
LRRbot: Quote #4455: "I'm full of lies, full disclosure." —Serge [2017-11-03]
TheWarbo: Cam got the bulk of them, after we discovered the "maximum different recipients"
Hexy_Lexy234: "can i bucket faster than he can eat"
SketchyDetails: welcome to eldranie limited. "Can I bucket Faster than he can Eat"
LRRbot: Syr Faren, the Hengehammer [GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever Syr Faren, the Hengehammer attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Syr Faren's power.
SamanthaVess: Ooh, that's spicy
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
a_bullett: dang
kerbalized_: Revenge is absurd
TheWarbo: Revenge is also absurd
Nameless_Sword: What was the blue rare?
TheWarbo: blue rare was Stolen by the Fae
Pharmacistjudge: !card Stolen by the fae
LRRbot: Stolen by the Fae [XUU] | Sorcery | Return target creature with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. You create X 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying.
Nameless_Sword: Ahhhhh
antonaqua: stolen is insane
TheWarbo: Also Revenge of Ravens is second-best flavor text
LRRbot: Garenbrig Carver // Shield's Might | Garenbrig Carver [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] // Shield's Might [1G] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
SamanthaVess: Two more food rooPog
Pharmacistjudge: 2 food
Fletcherizer: so much food
alexgranddestroyer: foooood
Laurence72: Stop! (Henge)Hammer time!
chaostreader: 2 more food!
KidAmn: that boy... is a snacc
TheMerricat: cam gets 2 food :-)
thedudetrio: See this is a classic seige tactic. Outlast them with food
orimazer: is it a spear launcher now?
j0xer: world first trebuchet with a bayonette
antonaqua: The TRUE siege weapon! Battering ram AND trebuchet
SamanthaVess: A trebuchet can throw a 90kg spear up to 300m
djalternative: you can launch a javeline in a trebuchet
munnaperson: snacc buffet needs to be his deck name
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, you're dealt 21 damage
Lightningbro: Thinking about this, why ISN'T Trebuchet a Vehicle? ... I mean, other than Vehicles aren't in this set.
chaostreader: @djalternative Not well.
TheWarbo: there is a vehicle in the set
djalternative: I never said well @chaostreader
LRRbot: Festive Funeral [4B] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
TheWarbo: !card carraige
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: and more food for cameron
Vulfe: Mmmmm tasty trebuchet
WowoT: cam gets a food token
Fletcherizer: man Cam really clawed this back
SamanthaVess: Eat the trebuchet rooNom
Vulfe: This is DEFINITELY how food works.
Mornish: cam gets a food
thedudetrio: Cameron gets food from the bucket
queyote: serge is determined to not miss bucket value
chaostreader: Cam get bark.
Laurence72: I always like to think I'm playing Skyrim when I eat food to gain life
Fletcherizer: James would also die
djalternative: I wouldn't
TheMerricat: does cam get food for the bucket?
bvorhies: cam get foods
Lightningbro: Don't worry James! Paul's a bigger liar.
caelusaran: trebu-shake.
Metalupis: trebushank
TheWarbo: trebuchet mignon
SnowBuddy18: tre bucket fruit
j0xer: grab yourself a trebucket of KFC
MoxBismuth: getting food from the bucket? is that just KFC
Lightningbro: At least as far as LRRbot knows.
TheMerricat: I don't say that he gets food, I ask. do you get food from block kills?
TheWarbo: at least cam also doesn't get food?
LRRbot: Tempting Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/3] | When Tempting Witch enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 3 life.
Vulfe: Cam's deck looks awesome.
SamanthaVess: Antifood
j0xer: cam has his own trebuchet now
j0xer: but his launches food
amythist: cam just setting up the Buffet over there
caelusaran: wait, does Cam have lethal now?
LRRbot: Embereth Paladin [3R] | Creature — Human Knight [4/1] | Haste / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, Embereth Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
orimazer: the witch is a tap ability
Fletcherizer: Is Cam going to apple Serge to death?
caelusaran: Ah.
Earthenone: has to tap to apple bomb
TheMerricat: does serge just die here unless he kills cam?
TheWarbo: "untap my bucket, swing at your 6 life with my 5 power"
unleaded87: <message deleted>What aggro deck is best right now? I haven’t heard to much good about Gruul’s manabase unfortunately because I love Gruul and want to play Bonecrusher Giant really bad.
Fletcherizer: *aggressive baking sounds*
espi: that's a lot of snacks
chaostreader: What’s Cam’s creature?
TheMerricat: nobel
TheMerricat: noble.
unleaded87: <message deleted>What is with this peenus suckers nails?
Vulfe: Malevolent Noble @chaostreader
djalternative: oh no. not both of the buckets
LRRbot: Garenbrig Carver // Shield's Might | Garenbrig Carver [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] // Shield's Might [1G] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
TheWarbo: !card malevolent noble
LRRbot: Malevolent Noble [1B] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Malevolent Noble.
LRRbot: Belle of the Brawl [2B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Belle of the Brawl attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
unleaded87: <message deleted>Does the painted nail f@g suck peenus? Seems like it. HIV
Earthenone: mods?
antonaqua: :O
frozenphoenix7: Mods anywhere?
TehAmelie: Belle of the Brawl's nickname has to be Beast of the Ball, right
Anubis169: where?
TehAmelie: i think it's a law
Earthenone: ty
Anubis169: xxxCOM
TheMerricat: @Anubis169 unleaded
thedudetrio: Thx mods
TheOrigamiGamer: Thanks mods
rgoody2016: man limited seems really grindy in this set, wonder how slow standard is going to be
TheMerricat: kaypikeMOD kaypikeMOD
darkoopaxx: thanks mods
Raithencore235: Thank you mods
antonaqua: p sure I saw a savvy hunter
Bladinus: sergeModLove
Anubis169: jeez i click away for 5 minutes...
Juliamon: Aw really? I step away for ONE minute and miss a ban opportunity
frozenphoenix7: Food is also the GB archetype
caelusaran: It was the cherry pie of ban opportunities, too.
Anubis169: always the way isn't it Juliamon -_-
TheMerricat: he was born 3 days ago, troll accounts suck
TehAmelie: there will always be more trolls
Vulfe: Food is like having reach, but the opposite
Pharmacistjudge: like continuous food generation is way different than one shot food
LRRbot: Savvy Hunter [1BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever Savvy Hunter attacks or blocks, create a Food token. / Sacrifice two Foods: Draw a card.
TehAmelie: i always thought Ivory Tower was an incredible card
antonaqua: These giants skewers have made more food than I at both prereleases together
thedudetrio: Wait did we miss a ravens trigger?
j0xer: no
j0xer: cam paid it
Vulfe: the trigger wasn't missed
frozenphoenix7: No
SnowBuddy18: no, we hit it
thedudetrio: OK
Pharmacistjudge: it wasn't missed
Fletcherizer: trigger was hit
frozenphoenix7: Trigger was not missed
Vulfe: Serge just spent so long thinking that there was a gap
thedudetrio: I must have missed it then
Mornish: no it was hit
WowoT: cam has been real good with the triggers
andy_reeed: No
TheMerricat: Wow Savvy Hunter is scary in this format.
LRRbot: Locthwain Paladin [3B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Menace / Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, Locthwain Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
thedudetrio: !card Belle of the Brawl
LRRbot: Belle of the Brawl [2B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Belle of the Brawl attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
K_ttyC_t subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, K_ttyC_t! (Today's storm count: 61)
TheWarbo: and this is still G1 wow
Mornish: food from the hunter
thedudetrio: GG
Vulfe: That was a sweet game
Fletcherizer: got there
antonaqua: what a game
Fletcherizer: #teamtrubbish
WowoT: that was real good
Laurence72: uite the tasty game
Kaszoski: MAFS for blockers!
AegeusEvander: where is purple and orange cirSmug
orimazer: i like serge moving the enchantment like the blocker
zuchen_120: Oh man, I love all of these peeps but I’m always rooting for Cam :)
TheMerricat: For some reason I'm hungry now. :-P
Juliamon: What about clear (for colorless)?
ponbern: Now you just need Gold ones for multi color!
maxx7575mtg: Hey I'm back
TehAmelie: gold for "mana of any color" i guess? or should that be diamond color?
Pharmacistjudge: It sorta depends....if it's the adventure creature that has a shatter...go for it.
1cire: how does LRR not get enough players for an 8 Player Draft?
newfur subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
newfur: 2 to the power of 5 months of sub for a delicious draft format!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, newfur! (Today's storm count: 62)
orimazer: and ten half and half die for non gold multis
maxx7575mtg: What round is it?
Laurence72: More asbout table space I think?
Chartle: oh hey viewer numbers are back, i just noticed
LRRbot: Witch's Cottage | Land — Swamp | Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. / When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Juliamon: 1cire because other players want to attend FNM?
mousecop48: im late, who drafted?
SpoonfullOfSugar: Really depends on how specific the card is, like boarding in a giant spider to deal with a 20/2 flyer, the spider still is okay even if the 20/2 never gets drawn
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
mastershake29x: @1cire they choose to do 6 player drafts most of the time
antonaqua: You do side in enchantment / artifact removal or these busted artifacts
TheWarbo: Except G-E Oketra!
chaostreader: lrrCAMERON lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEN lrrJAMES lrrADAM lrrSERGE these people
mousecop48: ty @chaostreader
seth_erickson: !card firebrand Archer
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Bugberry: It’s Robin Hood. He has a bow on his back.
Juliamon: Six is kinda the limit for people fitting on camera for the draft portion.
LRRbot: Bake into a Pie [2BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Create a Food token.
thraximore: ohhhhh
Laurence72: First couple of archers did not (Elvish and D'Avemant)
newfur: GET THERE
MrCurtle: niiice
SmashTCG: except ometra
thraximore: that stinks
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
WowoT: that works for any rogue, even if its not that same rogue btw
MrCurtle: cant play lands off that dude
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
Bugberry: White Archers don’t have Reach, Oketra isn’t the first. I’m still baffled people thought she had Reach.
LRRbot: Embereth Paladin [3R] | Creature — Human Knight [4/1] | Haste / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, Embereth Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge are you still able to cast the cards even if robber is gone or do they just remain in exile?
tams92: bucket trigger
MoxBismuth: What are the rules with adventure cards and robin hood? Can you cast the adventure half? if you can, is the owner allowed to return it from the adventure? :v
orimazer: does robber let you cast for free?
electroswagnetism: That's very disciplined play tbh
LRRbot: Garenbrig Carver // Shield's Might | Garenbrig Carver [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] // Shield's Might [1G] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Feminine_Desires: @MoxBismuth you can cast adventure at any time you have the permission to cast it.
seth_erickson: Djalternative you may cast the cards as long as you've attacked with a rouge
antonaqua: @djalternative you do, but you have to attack with a rogue
LRRbot: Giant's Skewer [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a creature, create a Food token. / Equip {3}
Feminine_Desires: From anywhere, regardless of where it is
Pharmacistjudge: @djalternative yes you can
Serenus502: @orimazer no, just with any mana
MechaKuuga: Serge missed a ping
Aneximarius: a Pig stick
orimazer: ty
tams92: that's not very knightly
MoxBismuth: Thanks, wasn't sure if it had to be from your hand or not ^^
tams92: can we get a flavor judge?
djalternative: thanks
Fletcherizer: What happens if you cast the adventure half of a creature with robber? Who gets to cast the creature back from exile?
Feminine_Desires: @Fletcherizer the person who cast the adventure
orimazer: the caster of the adventure can cast the creature
LRRbot: Savvy Hunter [1BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever Savvy Hunter attacks or blocks, create a Food token. / Sacrifice two Foods: Draw a card.
MrCurtle: curly bananas was a weird art direction
Feminine_Desires: and *only* the person who cas the adventure
Vulfe: The reminder texts says "You may cast the creature later from exile" so I assume it's the caster of the adventure.
LRRbot: Raging Redcap [2R] | Creature — Goblin Knight [1/2] | Double strike
munnaperson: mmm curly banana
LRRbot: Gingerbread Cabin | Land — Forest | Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. / When Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield untapped, create a Food token.
newfur: the blue one is MUCH better than the rest
LRRbot: Searing Barrage [4R] | Instant | Searing Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature. / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, Searing Barrage deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.
chaostreader: @fletcherizer But. If you cast the adventure you must pay correct mana for the creature.
mousecop48: the blue one is ridiculous in eternal formats
secretbranch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
secretbranch: Can't believe I've been subbed to LRR for 10,000 months! What do you mean, "in binary"???
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, secretbranch! (Today's storm count: 63)
TehAmelie: your sub is a SNES
newfur: Rules question: if you exile a card with an Adventure with a exile-top-any-mana effect, can you cast the adventure with any color of mana?
hinhanska: if it has another color, it's not mono
Diabore: lucky clover and innkeeper
redrumekki: i saw caleb 56 somebody with that last night
espi: @newfur yes, but then not the creature part then
Hexy_Lexy234: that deck sounds sweet! i might just build that on arena
Kaszoski: Oh I lost vs that in my precon mtga deck
chaostreader: @newfur With Robin, you can cast the card initially with any mana. But if you adventure then you need to pay correct mana.
BasilHunter: the Aristocats!
Bugberry: Korvod in Brawl was a fantastic sacrifice deck
Kaszoski: I was like "Oh this is bad and died to cattes"
KalistaBeast subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
KalistaBeast: Yay *inset number joke here*
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, KalistaBeast! (Today's storm count: 64)
espi: Lands are cool cards too!
SnowBuddy18: there's also t1 Arclight Phoenix potential in standard
chickenace11: you don't need it just makes your game better if you do
Daken1993: this coming from the premier highlander lands pilot
djalternative: needing lands is a conspiracy being peddled by big land.
LRRbot: Curious Pair // Treats to Share | Curious Pair [1G] | Creature — Human Peasant [1/3] // Treats to Share [G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Food token.
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
MoxBismuth: but this time the food is angry
newfur: I REALLY love the fact that Food is a card subtype
espi: 14th is very specific
frozenphoenix7: But who is number James?
kerbalized_: is gingerbrute better than hovermyr
maxx7575mtg: Let's go serge
j0xer: 14th isn't bad if you know a bunch of people who are professional comedians
TehAmelie: one invention of Conspiracy i wish people tried more is "worldknit": a rule that says all your mana counts as mana of any color, but you have to put every card you draft into your deck
Nicarrow: hi all
LRRbot: Lost Legion [1BB] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/3] | When Lost Legion enters the battlefield, scry 2.
TheWarbo: Food is gingersolitary, gingerpoor, gingernasty, gingerbrutish, and gingershort
MeadyOchre: I'm playing arena atm and have a 4 bucket deck with a whole bunch of knights
mousecop48: @TehAmelie didnt nelson draft worldknit in one of their drafts?
MoxBismuth: i might try out gingerbread man in modern affinity because i think ravager deserves to eat real food and not just metal people
TehAmelie: sounds likely
LRRbot: Malevolent Noble [1B] | Creature — Human Noble [2/2] | {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Malevolent Noble.
djalternative: untap unsteppe draw
newfur: also, tangent: italic emojis are just *upsetting*.
LRRbot: Locthwain Paladin [3B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Menace / Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, Locthwain Paladin enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
munnaperson: delicious meatal people
LRRbot: Fierce Witchstalker [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Trample / When Fierce Witchstalker enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
noSmokeFire: that stalker
kerbalized_: I cant tell is meatal is a type or a clever pun
newfur: IME wolves do bring food
kerbalized_: typo
newfur: but then again that might just be the circles I move in
LRRbot: Slaying Fire [2R] | Instant | Slaying Fire deals 3 damage to any target. / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, it deals 4 damage instead.
Coogrr96: deadline is tonight, lsv was doing one today
thedudetrio: @Coogrr96 What is the hashtag?
espi: Lsv literally posted one 4 minutes ago
Aneximarius: Now i'm not saying bake the simic slaw into a pie, but..
espi: #EldraineBakeOff
Chimakwa: #EldraineBakeOff
thedudetrio: Thx
LRRbot: Raging Redcap [2R] | Creature — Goblin Knight [1/2] | Double strike
Bugberry: I feel like the Simic should be a soup, Primordial Soup.
LoadingReadyRun: @newfur lrrPAUL I know! I like the text in italic, but italic emoji are weird. I guess I'll have to make a fix for that :P
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
thraximore: this gingerbrute has been brutal
TheWarbo: i do actually like the italic emoji
Feminine_Desires: @Bugberry two things: It really should be simic slaw, and also primordial soup exists in a game, called Caves of Qud :D
tams92: R/B has felt so grindy is this draft format, its so weird
newfur: @LoadingReadyRun indeed!
Luciite: a 20 turn clock is still a clock
TheWarbo: I was going to say "unironically" but I'm not sure if that's technically correct
K_ttyC_t: more like gingerbrutal
LRRbot: Wolf's Quarry [4GG] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 green Boar creature tokens with "When this creature dies, create a Food token."
Chartle: italic emoji just make it more 💯
MadWolf1290: wait, the italics emojis *weren't* intentional?! *shudder*
NukifiedMTG: what is the deck name? I don't speak in emojis
SnowBuddy18: @thraximore gingerbrutal
newfur: 30-50 Feral Hogs
frozenphoenix7: I got a 6 for 2 off it tonight at draft. Was great.
TehAmelie: who ever made emojis italicisable?
Kaszoski: I love the story of Wolf's Quarry to token to food
Chartle: unicode
ContingentCat: that's how pigs work Serge
LRRbot: Raging Redcap [2R] | Creature — Goblin Knight [1/2] | Double strike
LRRbot: Belle of the Brawl [2B] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Belle of the Brawl attacks, other Knights you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Trambampoline: ResidentSleeper lrrJAMES ResidentSleeper
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly lsv just grilled a tomahawk steak for the bake off, that looks incredible
Aneximarius: it can go in the oven, this checks out
TheWarbo: cam has a "sac a creature" effect and a "when this dies" creature :-D
Pikaminer1245: Buchet, Knight, Buchet sounds like it's on the same play power as Drooding the Ozziference
LRRbot: Gingerbread Cabin | Land — Forest | Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Forests. / When Gingerbread Cabin enters the battlefield untapped, create a Food token.
LRRbot: Savvy Hunter [1BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever Savvy Hunter attacks or blocks, create a Food token. / Sacrifice two Foods: Draw a card.
djalternative: !findquote drood
LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" —Cameron [2019-07-26]
Trambampoline: @thewarbo his deck looks super fun
Pikaminer1245: Dang it I misspelled
thraximore: No matter where he finds himself in the multiverse, Cam will be playing aristocrats
ZeroArcana: more like Savory Hunter
LRRbot: Lost Legion [1BB] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/3] | When Lost Legion enters the battlefield, scry 2.
TehAmelie: come to think of it, the butterfly emoji is a breakthrough in meme technology. we can now do the "is this wrong thing?" meme in text
thedudetrio: I want pictures of the #EldraineBakeOff to become Food tokens
kerbalized_: many of them look better than tokens
newfur: @LoadingReadyRun permission to post an image link?
jarbasaur: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:13.
TehAmelie: it's usually allowed, unless it's some suspicious link or you're some completely unknown user
newfur: ok! thought I should check
Juliamon: Yeah, go ahead and post it
Juliamon: At worst I'll delete it.
newfur: re: saccing the curious pair: https://hugelolcdn.com/i/535477.jpg
newfur: @Juliamon ty
kerbalized_: Kaytea's bakeoff looks identical to the food token
LRRbot: Festive Funeral [4B] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
TehAmelie: noice
thedudetrio: @newfur WHEEZE
kerbalized_: LUL
tams92: Cam just held a funeral for an inanimate object LUL
Technic_AL: I choked on my own laugh
Trambampoline: cam doesnt get pinged, right? shud b 7?
TehAmelie: is that their state motto? i can see it, but it's a weird one
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun If nothing else, I'll make some It's not a hard photoshop.
LRRbot: Deathless Knight [{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Skeleton Knight [4/2] | Haste / When you gain life for the first time each turn, return Deathless Knight from your graveyard to your hand.
newfur: @TehAmelie no, it's a special "kids first" vanity plate
Juliamon: it's a specialty plate TehAmelie
Vulfe: "Cool," Serge said, meaning "That's bad for me."
TehAmelie: huh, even weirder
Pinwiz11: I did something similar during the return of Innistrad and the cast of Clue
Hexy_Lexy234: Serge "cool as in this is bad for me" Yager
chaostreader: It can block gingerbrute!
Faksper: any plans for 64 bit mtga ?
kerbalized_: can I post a like to one of the Bakeoff submissions? because its nearly identical to the pie food token
Coogrr96: 1 from trample?
smeemer: is mtga 32 bit? i hadnt noticed
kerbalized_: link
newfur: It's a shame it won't live. But then again... WHO DOES?
frozenphoenix7: Serge would've taken 1 that combat.
noSmokeFire: pieeee-- I mean, braaaains
thraximore: woweeeee
Mornish: does serge take 1 from trample
WowoT: WOWIE
Technic_AL: oooooooh
tams92: UH OH
LRRbot: Garruk, Cursed Huntsman [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | [0]: Create two 2/2 black and green Wolf creature tokens with "When this creature dies, put a loyalty counter on each Garruk you control." / [−3]: Destroy target creature. Draw a card. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample."
Kaszoski: UUUUH
maywecomein: uhhhhhhh
SamanthaVess: rooDuck He's HEEEERE
Juliamon: SURPRISE
NukifiedMTG: LUL
niccus: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hexy_Lexy234: YOOOO
camzxlla: LUL
TheWarbo: suddenly, garruk
Technic_AL: Garruk out of nowhere
thedudetrio: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Faksper: @smeemer yep its 32 bit and memory leaking
newfur: OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
noSmokeFire: oh hai, garruk
NickTheDM: OH Hello there Garruk
Pikaminer1245: That's a Mood
ninja_theory_ashrams: deathless knight trigger not a may, interesting
Hexy_Lexy234: here lies Serge's hopes and dreams
Mr_Bitterness: Oh hi Garruk
frozenphoenix7: It's ok, he doesn't have a + ability Kappa
VerdantMushroom: man Garruk is nutty
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
SnowBuddy18: umm, yeah
Pinwiz11: hello Garruk daddy
smeemer: but wait i thought serge was the pro here?
espi: "Serge you should concede" is exactly the opposite of play advice: it's advice to NOT play
Kumakaori: v.good P1P1
ContingentCat: wow James how could you say something so controverial and brave
SamanthaVess: @espi LUL
RangerOfVoid: garruk ouch
Mr_Bitterness: Cam's deck is spiiiicy
Hexy_Lexy234: GG's
Vulfe: Still had all dese, but actually on the board
RangerOfVoid: so how many versions of garruk are there?
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly has been called
frozenphoenix7: Around 5 or 6 iirc.
albatros064 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 39 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, albatros064! (Today's storm count: 65)
WowoT: 7 or 8 i thought
noSmokeFire: Garruk, who had a nice nap
Trambampoline: gg!
NUTSOFODEN: Arguably best garruk for oathbreaker
BlackBlade_: Thanks guys!
frozenphoenix7: Wildspeaker, Primal Hunter, Veil Cursed, Apex Predator, Cursed Huntsman...
SnowBuddy18: Garruk the Cursed (with indigestion)
thraximore: not the fall league?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Persona 5) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (15:01 from now).
djalternative: It's not the fall league?
Banrael: cheer100 That was some goood Magic
Kumakaori: Fall,? League?.
frozenphoenix7: Caller of Beasts.
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 Winter!
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 10 others in Chat!
MoxBismuth: Thanks for the stream everyone! Have a good one chat ^^ 4am so i should probably sleep ;-;
Faksper: LUL
ContingentCat: Winter League starts in October?
Dog_of_Myth is gifting 4 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 140 in the channel!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to TraceBullet!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to hedlundkarl!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to IncredibleFrown!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rhonlore!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, Dog_of_Myth! Welcome to tracebullet, hedlundkarl, incrediblefrown, and rhonlore! (Today's storm count: 69)
thraximore: phew was worried to lose the WHEELER
Loonatic93: Best Boy Ben is not in? Sadness..
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Kaszoski: Thanks for the RPGSeven @notcainnorabel
Lupus2253: Danke für das RPGSeven @notcainnorabel.
ponbern: Only Snow lands this season!!!
frozenphoenix7: 6 by my count, 7 if you consider both side of the flip one as separate entities.
Hexy_Lexy234: YEE EEE HAW
thraximore: Eighteen deckssss!
niccus: requiring different decks probably too much
djalternative: I'd love a Theme season, free season rotation @LoadingReadyRun
SamanthaVess: Oko? Oh no!
frozenphoenix7: How many Oko decks? Every one that runs Blue and Green.
Papalung: Check the canhighlander twitter! i sent a question!
Juliamon: All fingers crossed on that
ponbern: Cam just run Superfriends
Juliamon: Less "success" more "freedom"
NickTheDM: Do we know the next Play it forward?
frozenphoenix7: Every boss fight from here on out is just going to be ping pong and it's going to take 4 more sessions.
TheMerricat: any side bets on the highest food count reached during the session? :-)
TheMerricat: season ecen
snowcookies: yay mining
ogundiety: 'Nothing'
TheMerricat: phone!!!
ContingentCat: !!
Dog_of_Myth: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
thraximore: whaaaaaat
djalternative: finally more mines
NDCazzy: Minecraft misses Serge!
frozenphoenix7: Fine James, 19 deaths and 21 deaths Kappa
Gekyouryuu: hi, chat. it's my birthday, and now i'm bummed I missed the stream
thraximore: aww happy bday
Juliamon: Happy birthday Gekyouryuu! At least the VOD's there!
maintainpriority: happy bday
red_shoes_jeff: I feel like Serge was the cause of like, a quarter of those, so in a way, that wasn't your first death at all!
djalternative: god. twitch is hating me right now
TheMerricat: bday100 happy birthday @gekyouryuu !
snowcookies: I can't even watch on 360p
Mr_Bitterness: Yesss, back to Betrayal.
Gekyouryuu: thank, everybody. :3
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: OOH
snowcookies: yay
ContingentCat: Ooo!!
Hexy_Lexy234: @Gekyouryuu happy birthday, friend <3
Juliamon: MORE CAM MORE CAM
Bladinus: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Juliamon: :O
snowcookies: Can't wait to see Erika!
TheWarbo: RQ RQ RQ RQ
ContingentCat: lrrWOW so hype
Count_Nodonora: Ooooooooo Yeeeeahhh!
Juliamon: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQlcahrwHw
NotCainNorAbel: Road Quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Road Quest!
Despoiler98: RQ RQ RQ RQ RQ
mowdownjoe: ROAD QUEST HYPE
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kerbalized_: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
iconicshadow89: WOOOHOO
MrPolyK: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SparklyPrince: ROAD QUEST ROAD QUETS
red_shoes_jeff: R O A D Q U E S T !
Fruan: Raod Qeust!
Raithencore235: YAYYYYYYY
TheMerricat: flood related campaign?
ponbern: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NDCazzy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: Something to be Thankful for for sure!
Dog_of_Myth: HolidayLog HolidayLog HolidayLog
Simonark: Aww.. Time AGAIN?
Laurence72: I have to work when they premier. So, when I get home, first thing will be watching the episodes on YouTube
Juliamon: Sweet sixteeeeeen
SkipIives: Time keeps on slipping into the future
maintainpriority: time is a figment of cam's imagination
TheWarbo: dat segue
GoblinRanger: how appropriate that RQ happens when LRR can finally legally drive :)
ContingentCat: Is Lrr going to have a Quinsineria?
LRRbot: Torbran, Thane of Red Fell [1RRR] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Noble [2/4] | If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
NDCazzy: don't be a moody 16 yr old LRR!
Simonark: That would have been all mean and violent, Serge. More of that!
TheMerricat is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1420 in the channel!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to MechaKuuga!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to NonUniqueGuy!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to raaabr!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to FlameI7!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Flyingdelorion!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, TheMerricat! Welcome to mechakuuga, nonuniqueguy, raaabr, flamei7, and flyingdelorion! (Today's storm count: 74)
TracteurBlinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TracteurBlinde! (Today's storm count: 75)
Juliamon: the lemure
NonUniqueGuy: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
MechaKuuga: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
SkipIives subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
SkipIives: Magic Magic Magic Road Quest !
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SkipIives! (Today's storm count: 76)
ContingentCat: easier to change the text than the art
disheldinwell subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, disheldinwell! (Today's storm count: 77)
MechaKuuga: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: don't eat the subs James!
GoblinRanger: mmm subs
Raithencore235: Bird of Paradise was supposed to be a volcano
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
smeemer: lol nice
ContingentCat: katesNice
ValhallanKnight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
ValhallanKnight: Oh, no, Serge! I managed to kill someone with Torbran and trebuchet in my PPR, and it was fantastic. May you one day achieve that success!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ValhallanKnight! (Today's storm count: 78)
ThorSokar: aww, I missed all the fun
maintainpriority: @raithencore235 birds of paradise was actually meant to be tropical island, but the bird drew the focus
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer1000
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 25 others in Chat!
Arium26: Thanks for the RPGStaff @red_shoes_jeff
ContingentCat: oh yeah, also excited for Cam on BNFs tomorrow kathle3HEX
Arium26: Cam's on BNF? Nice!
tastethebeams subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
tastethebeams: I lrr-ve you all
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tastethebeams! (Today's storm count: 79)
jsordetto subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, jsordetto! (Today's storm count: 80)
Obsidianwind subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Obsidianwind! (Today's storm count: 81)
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer500
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 10 others in Chat!
bowsin_durrows: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Persona 5) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (14:49 from now).
seth_erickson: What are the rewards from cheering this month?
Juliamon: Looks like RPG-themed emotes
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, here's some of them: RPGEpicSword RPGGhosto RPGHP
maintainpriority: Cheer1000
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 25 others in Chat!
bits badge tier notification
RPGHP Cheers!
maxx7575mtg: Later loadingreadyrun
Metalupis: yay rent
ContingentCat: Cheer69 yay rent bits
TheWarbo: this covers james's mortgage, right? cheer200
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 3 others in Chat!
Laurence72: Cam's face =)
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun it's my birthday. as a gift I ask you to have had fun so I can enjoy the vod
warpig_mint: yodawgCSM yodawgORK CoolStoryBob yodawgPICKLE yodawgCSM yodawgORK CoolStoryBob yodawgPICKLE yodawgCSM yodawgORK CoolStoryBob yodawgPICKLE
F1SHOR: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
seth_erickson: Well yeah I knew that reward
ContingentCat: nailed it
LoadingReadyRun: Happy Birthday Gekyouryuu !
disheldinwell: hearing Serge butcher my name, just makes me smile so much
Gekyouryuu: thank. :3
snowcookies: so many cats in chat
F1SHOR: happy birthday @Gekyouryuu
tastethebeams: Hap burt
snowcookies: night knight
NonUniqueGuy: He butched mine as well.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Persona 5) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (14:46 from now).
red_shoes_jeff: Knight!
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, everyone!
ThorSokar: The countdown is at ONE lrrHORN
maintainpriority: have a good night everyone!
disheldinwell: I think yours was on purpose, Non Unique. ^^
TheMerricat: night chat!
snowcookies: !findquote sleep
LRRbot: Quote #3243: "Why is the red mushroom sleeping?" —Alex [2016-08-17]
Juliamon: Hooray, time to finally let my Windows update after being pestered for three weeks
snowcookies: I should go back to whatever I was doing in borderlands 2 before my game crashed minutes before stream start
Juliamon: and only because that's the point where it stops letting me click anything on the right-hand side of the screen
snowcookies: have fun updating
LoadingReadyRun: Juliamon lrrPAUL That happens to me sometimes too! Do you know the cause?
hd_dabnado: wait what happened
Defrost: Slack?
hd_dabnado: the stream was live just a second ago. did it end?
NightValien28: Paul, because microsoft is evil?
LoadingReadyRun: hd_dabnado yup, stream is over. Adam's gamehaus is tomorrow morning
Defrost: @paul " if you use the slack client on Windows and find that part of the right side of your screen won't work (it'll be across all apps), it's a bug with slack." From DBST slack
LoadingReadyRun: @Defrost WTF! How does slack even have the ability to do that? It is an electron app ?!
Defrost: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ThingsOnMyStream: I find that putting the computer to sleep and then waking up again usually solves it, but it is super weird
Defrost: My guess would be it's creating a window on top and the process just hangs until something happens but I know very little in this department
TehAmelie: is it a quantum app? is this a clue to the existence of a right and left quark?
Defrost: Boooooo