Armyguy0: "accidentally die"
Vyous: The twins are a great example of that fact.
accountmadeforants: Oh, Cori has played this game before? I didn't know!
satyropodobny: So it's like no man's sky but actually good?
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's unfortunate
ritchards: will there be a part 3 Outer Wilds or something else?
BigBtheFirst: Cam, why not take it as a Play It Forward, then?
kerbalized_: ^^^^
TheMerricat: @ritchards given how they are discussing it, I would guess not unles as @BigBtheFirst suggests, a play it forward
accountmadeforants: I'm equally for playing this throughout, or just playing it on your own. I want as many people to play this game as possible.
splatty1: well, looking at this as a puzzle game is interesting because a lot of the puzzle is figuring out/ discovering mechanics as opposed to direct application known mechanics
Amentur: Seeing this on a Play it forward would be nice
CyberAsp: Woodpunk!
accountmadeforants: This game is explicitly Americana. The creators have said as much.
ritchards: woodpunk?
TheMerricat: Timberpunk
offbeatwitch: steamless steampunk
Gekyouryuu: Plankpunk?
CyberAsp: Oh yeah timberpunk is a great name
Mysticman89: so steampunk without the steam. so Punk
BadAtStuff: It's got a frontier aesthetic but I think calling it any sort of "punk" is a bit off.
v_nome: cowpunk
Borgrim_: it would be sweet if it was kerbal themed
offbeatwitch: imo the only way to eat marshmallows is by setting fire to them and then blowing them out
erloas: victorian punk
Sqmach: the space-goblin look of the hearthians is interesting too
offbeatwitch: it hardens the outside but melts the inside
Borgrim_: or if the ships were powered by ghost rock 😈
Borgrim_: this world has 22 minutes 😀
TheMerricat: you can save the universe or you can just derp around bouncing off moons.
Vyous: Progression seems to just be the information you learn.
CyberAsp: You might not be on rails but all roads lead to the sun
accountmadeforants: You exclusively gain knowledge, but it's very important knowledge.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun there are tools to acquire that you will keep if that isn't too much of a spoiler.
BigBtheFirst: @Vyous It very much is. Which is both a huge strength of the game, and also a detriment, in that it means the game has little to no replayability.
Pteraspidomorphi: When I first landed on the interloper it passed by giant's deep and the planet's gravity well plucked the ship right off, leaving me stranded to be dumped into the sun shortly afterwards. There are so many ways to die, without the time loop survival would be... unlikely
Rockario: Just as a comparison, KSP is about the mechanics of spaceflight, this game is about getting somewhere and seeing all the cool stuff that's actually there
head_cannon: I like the implication that if the player-character hadn't been waylaid by the time loop, they would have certainly stumbled into their demise.
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
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Kramburger: Never change, chat
niccus: two complementary (and significantly overlapping) ways to understand the extent to which space no good will kill you
BigBtheFirst: I feel like this game is purely an exploration game. And in that, it is the most "pure" exploration game I've ever seen.
electric_claire: Aren't we always falling toward something, if you think about it
ContingentCat: a so just like life
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Rockario: Look forward to a future where games that simulate space travel are diverse enough that it's a common and understood mechanic
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Blair Witch) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (43s ago).
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vivianshade: thank you and have a great night
ContingentCat: oo all the loud bois
xantos69: !next
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Pteraspidomorphi: Blayers of witch
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ghostvalv: loud bois and spoopy goodness
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RebekahWSD: I'mma go get a drink and get ready to watch the blair witch game that is more ptsd game
Gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Blair Witch) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Juliamon: PTSD Sim: Good Dog Edition
PharaohBender27: Hey, while we wait, I have a question: So before the Twitch redesign, on VODs you could click on the timestamp for a comment, and the VOD would jump to that moment. That doesn't seem to be working anymore - I even see a "jump to video" tooltip if I hover over a timestamp, but nothing happens if I click. Anyone else experiencing this, or anyone know the cause or a way to fix it?
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 I'd reach out to Twitch about that. It may be something that got overlooked in the redesign.
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kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Blair Witch) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
JoTyler: spoops spoops spoops!!
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon OK, I'll give that a shot. I assume it's easy to find a "give feedback/report issues" page?
jessieimproved: dem spoopy boys are late
NimrodXIV: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: here we go
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Blair Witch on the Let's NOPE is back! Adam is sick today, so Ben and Alex are here to bring the spoops! | http://twitch.tv/bengineering 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EGZSU7WU4AElLgE.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1181722477400997888
IsThis___Art: ewwo? is dere some weawwy big spoops coming up?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon OK, just found the page!
jessieimproved: lrrSPOOP you're gonna get scared okay byeeeeeeeeee
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP okay byeeeeeee
kumatsu: Might wanna check that last tweet's link @LoadingReadyRun
LoadingReadyRun: GDI
Reddarian: I'm already spooked
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Baldrash: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Awesome! Also, if you twitter, @twitchsupport would probably get you faster response.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Blair Witch on the Let's NOPE is back! Adam is sick today, so Ben and Alex are here to bring the spoops! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EGZS7GuUEAAB2vF.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1181723133029433344
RebekahWSD: Back with soda just in time
YawnLance: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I'm too verbose for Twitter, so I'll have to hope this works
accountmadeforants: Wait hold on, there's more live LRR after this?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrSPOOP
accountmadeforants: (This being Talking Sim)
nkcola: lrrSPOOP
Questhere: lrrALEX lrrBEN lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon (i.e. no, I don't Twitter)
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Brok3nGol3m: Art?
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silvalunae: cuties
Cepsys: is this....a Ben?
WowoT: NO ADAM
eric_christian_berg: Yorick!
e_bloc: is this. . . .Ben?
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Snakebyte36: Time to take the good boy for a nice relaxing walk
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DoodlestheGreat: Alex wanted to be a chin rest?
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accountmadeforants: Hi you both!
Elaro_56: I can hear you!
silvalunae: Adam you look weird?
PharaohBender27: Hi, lrrALEX and lrrBEN ! Where's lrrADAM ?
Pangogie: SPOOP BOIS
DoodlestheGreat: It's been done.
BadAtStuff: That sounds... inappropriate
accountmadeforants: Utterly horrifying, Alex.
andy_reeed: @pharaohbender27 he’s a sick boy
e_bloc: who says you can't be sexed to death
Cepsys: death by Snu Snu
Rhynerd: It probably exists already.
PharaohBender27: @andy_reeed Oof, sorry to hear that
eric_christian_berg: Alex, no!
accountmadeforants: And also no.
GoblinRanger: Aww feel better Adam
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DolGrenn: BLARE BLAIR BLARE BLAIR lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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e_bloc: generic horror game sponsored by blair witch
Pangogie: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Boi_Ginny: It sure as heck feels like Layers of Fear!
RebekahWSD: It feels like a game about PTSD and not Blair Witch, which can be a good game, but...
IsThis___Art: agreed, Ben.
accountmadeforants: What is a Blair Witch game, even?
Rockario: I will say no more than: that game basically exists, it's a rougelike text adventure
AlienNanobots: *what*
silvalunae: TRUTH
NimrodXIV: WHAAAAT
GlennSeto: DAMN
RebekahWSD: Sometimes you can just have eldtritch abominations!
YawnLance: Impossible!
IsThis___Art: HWWWWWAT
Driosenth: why can't a spoopy monster just be a spoopy monster
NightValien28: Hey its the OG loud boi and the new loud boi
Elaro_56: Yeah but ghosts aren't scary!
BadAtStuff: Sometimes an axe murderer can just be an axe murderer
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I watched the VOD, and theme-wise it seems a bit . . . not quite all over the place, but it's trying to tie disparate things together
e_bloc: Adam got shorter
Brok3nGol3m: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK kathle3HEX lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: please preach kathleen
Amentur: kathle3EYE
eric_christian_berg: I thought horror games were supposed to be metaphors for overthrowing the ruling class?
PharaohBender27: A wild lrrKATHLEEN appears!
Kramburger: But how can you write with Ham Hands?
ritchards: Detroit: Become Human isn't about Race!
Shirts_: I'd atleast thought there would be a Witch by now....
PharaohBender27: OH SNAP
IsThis___Art: SKELEMANS
silvalunae: I would also play that
BadAtStuff: Question, does the skeleton want to get you
e_bloc: the twist: it's your skeleton
niccus: an It Follows game?
holidayMD: RE is always about dump zombies
eric_christian_berg: Spooky scary skeletons!
Brok3nGol3m: get WITH you you mean
BadAtStuff: Or does it want to GET INSIDE YOU
silvalunae: The twist: he gets you. . . a pizza!
niccus: oh fuck an It Follows mmo
e_bloc: or a blair
Gizmoloid: Clown-spiders on fire is still the best!
IsThis___Art: it doesn't seem to have much gameplay
kumatsu: The real Blair Witch was MAN
Kramburger: I'm pretty sure our character's name isn't even Blair
eric_christian_berg: It wants your flesh, duh!
Brok3nGol3m: they were your bones all along?
Snakebyte36: the skeleton had PTSD all along
thehighsloth: ah yea get to watch a lets nope live for once
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Frankenfruity: More like Which Tony Blair Project
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silvalunae: I WANT to play that now ben
Invitare: Alex didn't you play that game once?
AlienNanobots: The skeleton wants your skeleton so it can have a skelefriend
Invitare: Atomic 78?
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Invitare: 79 even
Invitare: with the good music
Elaro_56: How is the skeleton looking for their body NOT a metaphor for some kind of mental illness?
Shirts_: that sounds like a statement about being comfortable in your own skin lrrBEEJ
IsThis___Art: too much "....art?"
Rhynerd: I don’t think Atomic 79 would count as survival horror.
DoodlestheGreat: Why can't we just have the simple "BOO! I'M A GHOST!" of games like "Spooky's House of Jump Scares?"
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Cepsys: John P. Murderman
YawnLance: uni200 Day 476 in the woods. I have yet to find the eponymous 'Blair Witch' but I have found a weird tape that said there were two cuties playing videogames. Have fun with the spoops! lrrSPOOP
ritchards: Search the Campsite... Search it! SEARCH IT!!
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thehighsloth: do you guys think that they should have made this game a bit like outlast with the cameras and that?
e_bloc: five bears high assing
weff47: @kid_flashionable that's me!
Kramburger: M E T A P H O R S
Shirts_: have you heard of the game death mark for the switch its a pretty fun japanese horror game
accountmadeforants: ALSO DROP OFF SOME THROAT SOOTHING PASTILLES, do not look back.
kid_flashionable: @weff47 that's you!
Elaro_56: OH look, a dildo!
Despoiler98: oh here we go again
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silvalunae: This voice actor reminds me of the baby from PT
Cepsys: the keys are branches in this game?
e_bloc: I forget, do we know what we look like
WalrusOntheCourt: Nope!
Kramburger: Camera can see ghosts now 100%
Pteraspidomorphi: Could you perhaps flip to the bottom left corner please? :)
Meyari: You're sitting in front of the camera so it's a bit hard to see
IsThis___Art: yeah i wandered around a half hour before i noticed the path in the camera
JoTyler: moose man?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh look, a moose.
Shirts_: Cheer100 have you heard of the game death mark for the switch its a pretty fun japanese horror game
PharaohBender27: Looks like a bust of a deer
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks!
Meyari: thanks :)
SachielOne: Oh crap, silent hill
eric_christian_berg: The moose represents your subconscious.
Despoiler98: cant see SHIT capn
UrbanSamurai_22: Cheer100 Looking for horror games i got you covered in about a week depending on the mail.
codypsizzle: hi alex i love you
JoTyler: good doggo
ritchards: Blair Witch, well known for its fog
Pangogie: Nice tree sprite.
NightValien28: this is not good design
DoodlestheGreat: It's a Burma Shave sign.
Shirts_: this game isn't really good or bad its just kinda meh
SachielOne: Wait, was that... in Arabic?
Shirts_: and I still have no clue how this connects to the movie
Despoiler98: GOOD to know
PharaohBender27: Oh great. I was debating making a "fog of war" joke but I guess they're really doing that
Kramburger: The sign was in Arabic because PTSD
niccus: horror game where you're the dog and it's the worst escort mission of your life
DolGrenn: I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes...
Shirts_: niccus that sounds like legit torture
markaci: katesBoo
JoTyler: nice of it to light up red
rubbishrodentow: FailFish
JoTyler: ALEX
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
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Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
PharaohBender27: That's one twitchy witch right there
Nigouki: how is that guy watching your progress?
NimrodXIV: which end of the rake?
IsThis___Art: "Go fuck the wrong end of a rake"
JoTyler: piggyback doggo
Nigouki: is he just watching the twitch stream?
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki lrrWOW
Cepsys: insert go left meme here
DoodlestheGreat: "Now dance the Watutsi until I get back to you!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would you Kindly go left?
Kramburger: Is this guy Chat?
Nosser2: This is the worst phone sex.
PharaohBender27: Oh shit, he is saying go left!
Questhere: carver is a metaphor for chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Twitch chat kidnapped a kid?
eric_christian_berg: No, go THROUGH the hill! Like Buckaroo Banzai!
Omthebox: I could be a great antagonist.
e_bloc: probably too real
Rhynerd: Some one tried, I think
Nigouki: twitch chat is the enemies and youtube comments are the final boss
nkcola: lrrSPOOP
e_bloc: this is the worst sex hotline ever
Skudd: A horror game with CrowdControl integration would be hilarious.
DoodlestheGreat: @nigouki, what about Reddit?
Pteraspidomorphi: Like a reverse of that Black Mirror episode about the person condemned to be psychologically tortured on tv forever
JoTyler: eeww
Despoiler98: THats not right
Cepsys: delicious maple syrup
JoTyler: no you'll let hexxus out!!
Omthebox: His hands look like he plays competitive quarters.
IsThis___Art: I think Kinect had that mode - or they did something like that in Paranormal Activity 4
jubale1: Blurry Witch Project?
Despoiler98: Wow
Despoiler98: just misc gunfire
NightValien28: oh its the "ptsd" again
e_bloc: I don't think you were supposed to do that
Elaro_56: taking a nap?
surfderf: just droppin by to say hi to some of my favorite boys
RealGamerCow: *shotgun yeet*
PharaohBender27: Don't care much for this spoken word album
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wait are the scratches on the camcorder screen the blair witch symbol?
DoodlestheGreat: "Do you like it? I learned the rhyme from Andrew Dice Clay."
GlennSeto: Ok, this sequence is really good.
RealGamerCow: Nothing better happen to doggo.
JoTyler: :(
eric_christian_berg: This is a weird fetch quest.
PharaohBender27: "Um, I don't have a knife . . ."
Despoiler98: nope I'm out
e_bloc: use your teeth
DolGrenn: Yeah that's nowhere near how that would work
Boi_Ginny: This is a weird *fetish* quest
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Captainfuse: Just got here, what'd I OH LORD...
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PharaohBender27: Lightning-fast crafting!
PharaohBender27: In before the scent makes Bullet freak out
JoTyler: he's a Belgian malinois! not a mutt
ritchards: These twigs slap!
DolGrenn: This guy sure seems to know a lot about some strange dog's capabilities
eric_christian_berg: Go find evil, boy!
Despoiler98: BOOOO
YawnLance: I swear if they kill the dog
Despoiler98: do it yourself!
eric_christian_berg: My dog is looking for bullet.
Teangeolai: Alex singing baby shark earlier was enough to get it stuck in my head, I assume for the forseeable future
snowcookies: Dog probably has plot immunity
Despoiler98: I will find the developer if they hurt doggo
e_bloc: pay him ten dollars
IsThis___Art: dassagooboy
e_bloc: dog better have plot armor
PharaohBender27: What if you had used all the treats by this point? Would you be bricked, or get the "bad end"?
Snakebyte36: always tip your doggo
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Earthenone: Gameplay?
eric_christian_berg: Left hand red!
Questhere: simon didnt say
DolGrenn: Not much "game" in this horror, feels like
Sanityis0verrated: Corvo was looking at the screen when Bullet got hurt
Sanityis0verrated: he was very upset
JoTyler: aww
JoTyler: what if it's not bullet anymore
silvalunae: in a box
JoTyler: what if it infected him?? D:
Omthebox: This guy is a great magician
PharaohBender27: @Sanityis0verrated Is Corvo being a dog-lover a Dishonored 2 thing? I don't remember him having any opinion of dogs in the first game.
Scy_Anide: You were right, it IS a dick.
YawnLance: OH NO
e_bloc: so we have a gun and a dog named bullet
PharaohBender27: OH FUCK
Kramburger: NOOOO
Twizted_Seed: you gonna have to shoot doggo
GlennSeto: It's a dick replacement!
YawnLance: GAME NO
jonasjonIV: no
JoTyler: NO
NimrodXIV: game pls
Questhere: there it is
theneatestburrito: VoteNay
silvalunae: ; ;
e_bloc: let's nope
PharaohBender27: Massive trigger warning!
Sanityis0verrated: corvo is my doggo
silvalunae: we all nope
Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Scy_Anide: You did name your dog Bullet, but still, no.
Boi_Ginny: Let's NOPE!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: OPE game over. cannot complete.
JoTyler: therapy dog!!
e_bloc: um
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jonasjonIV: thank god
silvalunae sobs softly
e_bloc: gun could have definitely still been useful
DolGrenn: Don't throw guns, btw
Scy_Anide: A smarter protagonist would have kept the gun and still not shot the dog.
e_bloc: ^^
Sanityis0verrated: I'd rather you shoot yourself than shoot bullet
JoTyler: NO
YawnLance: Fuck this game
e_bloc: it's not like it's an exclusively dog-shooting gun
PharaohBender27: Wait, what? What was the thing that freaked him out
silvalunae: if bullet dies, can we play something else
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: booo game devs
Sanityis0verrated: No nonononono
Scy_Anide: If the dog dies we riot?
FeverRadish: nope... this game officially sucks
IsThis___Art: fyi you might wanna turn down/off speakers
e_bloc: call the vet
DigitalSeahorse: oh suuuuure, I don't think to check until this already was on for a while
GlennSeto: To the end of the world!
WowoT: save ben?
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 You might want to start making initial plans for tracking the developers down, maybe
DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex and Ben
silvalunae: I will retweet it
silvalunae: many times
SopranoCat: OMG I get here just in time for carrying hurt doggo?
SopranoCat weeps
YawnLance: I will retweet that tweet
JoTyler: wait is this chapter called the tragedy
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave RPGShihu
Skudd: Killing the dog would be cheap.
Boi_Ginny: Maybe it's all in our heads? Fingers crossed?
silvalunae: and the tragity is just the doggo got hurt sobs
JohnLockeCole: I mean, accidental discharge b y throwing would require the gun to be cocked, which would be stupid to leave it on a rock cocked, and we're alone in the forest where an accidental discharge is statistically least likely to hit a person or dog
Sanityis0verrated: if they know the internet at all they will leave it be
NimrodXIV: the whining is making me :(
rubbishrodentow: Oi!
Kaszoski: I woke up to crying dog noises, this was not what I wanted
silvalunae: I can't have another life is strange moment okay
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leebenningfield: the game suddenly turns into john wick and you murder everybody
PharaohBender27: @SopranoCat Yeah. Also scary kidnapper guy from the last episode tried to force our protag to shoot doggo, but we refused
Involume: my dogs are FREAKING OUT to that sound right now
JohnLockeCole: But yes, don't throw guns
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: my cat hears the dog wimpering and is concerned
rubbishrodentow: Don’t drop the dog
DigitalSeahorse: JoTyler PrideLionHey
Sanityis0verrated: ok Corvo is now standing on the couch staring at the tv
SopranoCat: okay, I can't take the feels rn, bye
ZealousCrow: We're definitely headed into some kind of lair
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Cepsys: we were Keanu the whole time
Earthenone: the lair witch project
GlennSeto: So I checked doesthedogdie.com for my own comfort last stream. I can spoil/allude if requested.
Juliamon: In case chat wants to know for sure: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/20458
Sanityis0verrated: He has never watched Let's Nope before
electroswagnetism: There was a shiny thing on one of the ledges I think?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Let sleeping dogs lie?
GlennSeto: @juliamon :)
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this an endless loop?
Twizted_Seed: every time you walk past the words become more solid
silvalunae: @Juliamon thank you ; ;
PharaohBender27: @electroswagnetism Just saw another example of what I think you meant - I think it's just texturing
yallz: alex's hair is magnificent
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PharaohBender27: @Sanityis0verrated Oh, Corvo's your dog! Sorry, I thought you meant the videogame character :D
Fairgrim: Can we go back to MtG where all the good puppers live!
Sanityis0verrated: reasonable assumption
caelusaran: I'm going to have to skip out if it turns out we're listening to/watching the dog die.
CaptainSpam: Dying doggo... or SHINY!!
weff47: I would be willing to watch a whole stream of walking through this ravine if it means the dog lives
Twizted_Seed: Alt f4 now so they dont cut scene you into a lier
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGShihu RPGShihu
rubbishrodentow: Why do I feel like I’m watching Layers of Fear again?
Rockario: Yeah, lie in my arms!
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse It might be under the minimum
Sanityis0verrated: I think only the trogs have seen my doggo
Skudd: You really need to get your contacts fixed, they're glitching out.
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu I love this ocelot elfunkCat
Wicker_Knight: I mean, there's always Eevee from Pokemon Let's Go Kappa
GoblinRanger: ooh a twofer
PharaohBender27: @rubbishrodentow I mean, this was made by the same studio . . .
snowcookies: It's make by the ppl who made LoF
Pangogie: So like.
seth_erickson: Can confirm have seen Corvo
silvalunae: Nintendogs?
empyreon: print it and ship it
Pangogie: When does the game start?
Boi_Ginny: Alex, pack it, ship it
e_bloc: DLC: you can give him treats
NightValien28: can we play that?
NimrodXIV: want it
Phailhammer: One of my dogs keeps cocking his head when the whining picks up.
Kaszoski: Dog petting sim sounds good
silvalunae: ben. i need this game.
BadAtStuff: Okay. Synthesizing ideas here. There is a skeleton dog. You can pet it.
eric_christian_berg: The most majestic good boy!
mtgzelda: sup
CavemanKellen: is one of those go in the opposite directions?
Fairgrim: This feels like a loop
SquirrelEarl: Would chat integration allow chat to influence the petted dog's choices?
silvalunae: @BadAtStuff holloween dlc
Roland_Malius: I think you're just supposed to go crazy
DigitalSeahorse: poor pupper, needs a petting ferociousPets slytqHug
JoTyler: seems like keep walking till your PTSD coalesces
CaptainSpam: Man, that dog is holding on.
FeverRadish: my cat is also not liking these noises :(
PharaohBender27: It seems to be getting worse?
Skudd: I get drawing things out for tension, but this is a bit much
PharaohBender27: ^
ampharos15: If the dog dies or we have to abandon him I’m done lol
Twizted_Seed: just from a game design perspective. Is this much build up good game design for an obviously negative payoff?
JohnLockeCole: as it turns out most mammals find distressed mammal noises unpleasant
IsThis___Art: yeah, they coulda shortened this
Kaszoski: This is a real long sequence of hearing dog hurt
FeverRadish: agreed... this is a bit much
CaptainSpam: Look, game, either pull your cheap emotional sucker punch or get out.
Sanityis0verrated: Corvo is over it and playing with toys now
Kaszoski: Good boy Corvo
DigitalSeahorse: apparently according to doctors you won't die from panic attack ...but it sure feels like it and may be different for those with heart conditions
PharaohBender27: Also, "Let lying dogs lie?" The hell?
Scy_Anide: This could have been effective in a better game if it was like 10% the length.
Kramburger: If we die than this is the canonical good ending
Elaro_56: Feeding the dog biscuits is how he heals
JoTyler: should a kept that gunnn
Wicker_Knight: GIB DOG NOW gabyB
Kaszoski: John Wick time
NightValien28: time to john wick this
JohnLockeCole: ok, I want a visual of red mist descending and to give our character the power to tear apart trees and stones
MadWolf1290: Where is My DOGGO?
Twizted_Seed: jim wick. john wicks brother who has less guns
Scy_Anide: Good thing you totally kept that free gun so you could go John Wick right?
queengustav: Games need to stop hurting doggos
DigitalSeahorse: doge use tree as toilet!
GreenMittenz: Hi everyone hows the spoops
JoTyler: John was the demons
NightValien28: oh good a maze
aWabbajack: the sonic speed of bullet
DigitalSeahorse: mattyqGaySnowflake mattyqBiSnowflake mattyqTransSnowflake mattyqPansexualSnowflake viking64Pride mattyqHype
aWabbajack: zooom!
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aWabbajack: the tree of life
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Wicker_Knight: Being demons in the miror is a common symptom of brain spiders
DontpingmePlayz: I will not let sleeping dogsl ie
Skudd: So I'm guessing this is the part of the game where they ran out of ideas and needed to pad for time.
Shirts_: no time for snake we have to save our doggo
Kaszoski: Where's my dog? It goes "Beep" It is a phone! No that's not my dog!
erloas: is it bad that it is almost 6 and I just realized I haven't ate anything all day...
JohnLockeCole: Kaszoski so I threw it on the GROUND!, that's not my Dog that's a Cell Phone!
PharaohBender27: Oh, this is the part where we have to face our inner demons
YawnLance: Waaah
JoTyler: reload yes! eat :0
DigitalSeahorse: don't let sleeping dogs LYE, ash is bad to inhale
eric_christian_berg: I'd like to propose that this isn't a very good game.
silvalunae: Have we figured out what he apparently did yet? or is it the thing we already knew about?
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFall
PharaohBender27: Oh great, we're in claustrophic under-tree again
JoTyler: @silvalunae yeah accidentally shot kidnapped kids brother because of ptsd
DigitalSeahorse: I'd lol if one of these was a walking stick bug
Kramburger: Slenderman but slenderman is invisible
SquareDotCube: You just come out and it's Bed of Chaos
Roland_Malius: @silvalunae discharged his weapon into a child
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NightValien28: see that was good
Kaszoski: @JohnLockeCole VoHiYo
e_bloc: gamers shouldn't look up
silvalunae: @JoTyler @Roland_Malius ; ;
ritchards: what happened to the dog?
JoTyler: got dognapped
silvalunae: thank you for explaining sobs
DigitalSeahorse: doge napped and is still napping
meepleskillz: !uptime
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JohnLockeCole: The Dog is in a nice Woods Upstate
NimrodXIV: I just realized the stickman is scratched into the camera screen
RurouniGeo: TIME TO DOG tpYGOtrapcard tpYGOtrapcard tpYGOtrapcard tpYGOtrapcard
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Skudd: Somebody touched fuzzy
NimrodXIV: we are very very Ched
DigitalSeahorse: I went for walk and found some neat halloween displays, one was lights of spoops flying all over house facade
Shirts_: calling it now we see our ex wife as the witch for some dumb metafore reason
DolGrenn: I wish this was Ched
silvalunae: wasted
ritchards: spoilers: the voice was left
GreenMittenz: I never find the screen distortions scary or anything but they do make me nauseous.
RurouniGeo: tpYGOddduel tpYGOddduel YOUR BLAIR WITCH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GOODEST DOGGO tpYGOddduel tpYGOddduel
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP RPGGhosto boo, boo
silvalunae: giggity?
JoTyler: wuh
Shirts_: is he the witch?
PharaohBender27: UM
caelusaran: Welp.
queengustav: Did stick man hurt the doggo?
Kaszoski: Kill him
ritchards: this feels like someone who wanted to do Resident Evil...
silvalunae: still hurts
Kramburger: "You chose the dog" is almost NEVER the wrong choice
jpss92400: k time to kill stick man no one hurt dogo
DigitalSeahorse: so spoiler is doggo is fine?
JoTyler: I hope doggo comes flying out from between the trees and just chomps bad man in the nards
NimrodXIV: yup
queengustav: Always choose your dog
Elaro_56: swift as a coursing river?
DigitalSeahorse: always doggo! ...unless also catte both
caelusaran: Is this, maybe, not the best game?
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DeafMints: Jumpscare! How are you guys doing?!
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DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu slytqHug
JoTyler: eew
CaptainSpam: So the story here is that a guy has PTSD, so some other guy is messing with him?
JohnLockeCole: was that a scene of us attempting honourable Sudoku?
silvalunae: all the strength of a great typhoon?
JoTyler: leeches
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haseo_sora: that was a hell high if i ever saw one...
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Elaro_56: Toldya its a dildo
DigitalSeahorse: leechy mud
e_bloc: maybe if it was tapereed
e_bloc: tapered
queengustav: Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
PharaohBender27: So I'm wondering . . . we've established he fucked up on a mission during the Gulf War, but I'm getting the vague sensation that maybe we'll find out we also did war crimes?
DigitalSeahorse: anything can be a dildo at least once :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nature Trail to HELL
Rockario: @queengustav and know where the hospital is
silvalunae: anything can be a dildo if you're smart enough to use it right
JoTyler: we led our squad into an ambush
JoTyler: and most died
JoTyler: so we became a security guard and ended up shooting a kid
silvalunae: hot?
GlennSeto: Imagine, apropos of nothing, Ellis just got mauled by a bear now?
DigitalSeahorse: planetNOPE planetNOPE planetNOPE planetRAID planetNOPE planetNOPE planetNOPE
ritchards: Cori already declared: don't lrrEFF the cactus
snowewolf: Hay anyone know how to turn an arena eck into a txt file to easily shere? made a cool janky WB auras deck using All that Gliters as my only buff aura
silvalunae: @ritchards unless you really like cat nekos
RurouniGeo: carciSweat
GoblinRanger: Cluster truck had a truck river :)
Shakari_Xanthus: lmao
JoTyler: usually not
DigitalSeahorse: LOL Alex
Phrixscreoth: if you select the deck and hit export itll copy the deck to your clipboard
Shirts_: yeah they are
BadAtStuff: A truck river; A river made of trucks or a river trucks move on?
JoTyler: depends on the therapist
asddsa28: yes and no is the anser to that
Twizted_Seed: choo choo, all aboard the spoopy railroad
JoTyler: it's easy to create false memories
DolGrenn: A lot of repressed memories are made-up collaborations between patient and doctor
DigitalSeahorse: "I don't remember if repressed memories are a thing or not." Alex Steacy
Shakari_Xanthus: "i can't remember if repressed memories are a thing or not." clever.
Shakari_Xanthus: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: quote
PharaohBender27: @JoTyler Right, the Satanic Panic
eric_christian_berg: McMartin trial?
empyreon: LUL
IsThis___Art: LUL
GlennSeto: They are. In fact, in cases of intense trauma, not all psychiatrists recommend not tugging on that string.
silvalunae: omfg
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh that's evil
engineerbudy: i think there might be something on a rock back at the pool
silvalunae: that's amazing
IsThis___Art: oh god that's great
silvalunae: their shared shitty memory
DigitalSeahorse: I watched the netflix thing of mind explained, mind hangs onto stuff that's especially emotionally significant
snowcookies: can someone help BBen
BadAtStuff: But counterpoint: The bears WERE called something different.
DolGrenn: Took ya long enough
RurouniGeo: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
silvalunae: bc they all remember it the same way, but still wrong
eric_christian_berg: That's what I said!
Kramburger: The mandala effect is a combination of shitty memory and regional differences
Nigouki: this game feels like it doesn't actually want you to play it
PharaohBender27: Well, I need to go to dinner. I'll either be back or have to go full VOD katesWave
Fairgrim: Sinbad's 'Shazaam' movie was awesome!
ritchards: "let it be something useful" - yep, the game is there
DoodlestheGreat: @dolgrenn, they wanted to give it a chance...
DoodlestheGreat: Is it a video nasty?
silvalunae: ew
Shakari_Xanthus: poor kid :(
JoTyler: dusty
JohnLockeCole: People forgot a thing, quoted that thing, other people who only kinda remembered the thing went "Yes, that's how it was" because humans are suggestable, especially about thing with little direct effect on themselves
queengustav: Can you really quit before you rescue the doggo though?
JoTyler: human brains are janky af
Questhere: more after piss
Rhynerd: Make way for piss?
Twizted_Seed: nice of carver to use the exact same camera you just happened to have on you and to helpfully leave his 16 second recordings just out and about for you to find
queengustav: So thoughtful
DigitalSeahorse: it's okay kiddo, the bad person prolly get killed later ....maybe
ritchards: and speaking of piss, they leave it on the sound of rain...
biffer0521: pissin' the night away...
DigitalSeahorse: brb
CaptainSpam: The Mandela Effect: Rather than admit they remembered something wrong, some people insist reality must be to blame.
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:02 PM
biffer0521: I get knocked down but I get up again
BadAtStuff: "Me and these other people couldn't have all remembered things wrong. The only REASONABLE explanation is that we've switched realities."
JoTyler: the rain is very soothing
BadAtStuff: I find it discomforting myself.
JoTyler: almost makes me forget that BaStArD tOoK oUr DoG
seth_erickson: I'm generally a fan of most nature created sounds
silvalunae: fuck shit stack?
matrixknight88 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
matrixknight88: Hi Ben and Alex! Beat this ding-dang game.
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Twizted_Seed: THEY TOOK UR DOOOOG
erloas: well his virtual life probably does depend on it
queengustav: Considering how concerned my own dog was when we had to sit through TEN MINUTES OF WHINING SOUNDS, I feel personally invested in this dog rescue
YawnLance: Oh hey, it's that house from popular horror movie "Blair Witch"
JqlGirl: on noes. spoops
IsThis___Art: DEEEYYY DERK ER DERRRRRG
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh man, was catching up on instagram during the biobreak and just saw the DB post.... so hype!!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did we just tap[e a flashlight to our camera?
JoTyler: yupp
ritchards: is this the same engine Resident Evil 7 used?
Dr_fragenstien: like you couldn't just smash thouh every door in this house
seth_erickson: We should probably keep an eye out for that white mark he left on the wall
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I can't read Latin"
silvalunae: are you, are you, coming to the shack; they say they brought a boy, the one he kidnapped
BadAtStuff: I've always been wondering if that house is actually in Black Hills Forest. I should probably go check it out someday.
JqlGirl: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
JoTyler: uhhhh
Dr_fragenstien: nepotism
Twizted_Seed: American construction standards really seem to be slippin. between this one and resident evil 7.... They cant seem to cover the walls appropriately
NightValien28: bold of you to assume the military cares about those evaluations
jcallon: Yeah it's about a 30 min interview
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you would think so, but that's often disregarded, at least in the states
snowcookies: not when you need ppl for war
JoTyler: tru if his dad was a colonek
JohnLockeCole: Yes you do have a psych evaluation when you sign up, and the people who fail it get to go into infantry
Rockario: "B..but...my Dad's a Colonel"
ardias014: they often waive it
Fairgrim: His dad's a top brass so they skip the paperwork
Kramburger: TBF, the military would care if you lock up in combat situations
empyreon: cool cool cool, broken country, cool cool cool
NightValien28: "here says you are sixteen, come back tomorrow when you are eighteen"
caelusaran: Empires rarely die gently.
GlennSeto: Colonel Sanders? Wrong video game.
silvalunae: hey, don't talk bad about the internets husbando
YawnLance: "Look at our nucks" - Ben 2k19
Kaszoski: Knuckles, perfect for punching dog haters
alpha_heals5221: also they said his dad was a colonel so maybe he made them skip that step of enlistment
WowoT: goback to the first locked door first?
BadAtStuff: wait, correcting myself. Seneca Creek. Seneca Creek is the actual name of the forest.
Toxxick: The design team was playing on a level far and above this games paygrade
snowewolf: Just remember you can have an IQ too low or the army to take you
Twizted_Seed: so carver is forest army twig guy?
WowoT: before going to the basement?
Fairgrim: Are we a Zombie cause his hand is so torn and gray?
silvalunae: neither do we
RurouniGeo: But my dad did operational control on the Shadow Moses island mission BibleThump
ArkhamArchivist: you're not wrong Ben
JoTyler: cool layers of fear 3. when do we get to see the Blair witch game
DoodlestheGreat: @johnlockecole and here I thought they went to OCS...
Boi_Ginny: No Ben you are not the asshole
Dr_fragenstien: lays potato chips are popular
DigitalSeahorse: people also hate it
e_bloc: are you saying this game would be better if we were on heroin?
ThorSokar: Ben: It's OK to not like something
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ProfessorOtaku: lrrFINE
circusofkirkus: wait is this a scooby doo house?
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Dr_fragenstien: go give it a hug
silvalunae: @JoTyler -slow clap-
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silvalunae: ryuk, what are you doing here?
Spluuga rolls in
JqlGirl: wow. what an interesting moment that wasn't a pointless jump scare. :P
IsThis___Art: i agree with you Ben. I was disappointed when I played through this. It could be interesting at times but was not fun to play.
SquareDotCube: wibblyboy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I wanna be the guy
A_Catastrophic_Success: So you are saying the game is exactly like the movie? Lots of people like it for completely inexplicable reasons.
DigitalSeahorse: *pats Spluuga* mister165Wave RPGShihu
snowewolf: Was that an Ent or some sort of angry druid?
Kramburger: The word cloud for the dialogue in this game would just be the words 'What The' with the word Bullet slightly smaller underneath it
IsThis___Art: and there's too much "wtf is this supposed to be"
Spluuga purrss
DigitalSeahorse: :)
JoTyler: yeah you could def put your foot through any of these walls and doors lol
electroswagnetism: but PT was good tho
absorbedtulip9: Hello everyone!
rubbishrodentow: Like the only affiliation with blair is the symbol, this could be passed off as an indie game just like P.T, no one knew it was part of silent hill
Nigouki: lick it
Spluuga: I woke up and can't sleeps I guess it tiem for battery horror?
NimrodXIV: what is the floor plan of this house?
DigitalSeahorse: expose enemies to "battery" benginCop
rubbishrodentow: Batter the door!!!!!!!
queengustav: Skip licking, eat it
Drasvin: I thought Alex was saying to lickj the door
silvalunae snickering
caelusaran: Wait, is Ellis turning into the bad guy? His hands are looking more and more... rough.
Nigouki: you arm has gimbal lock?
Twizted_Seed: carver has just recorded you trying to lick a battery......
RurouniGeo: lick it? this isnt Trouble in Paradice lrrGOAT
TheBehemothBarn subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
TheBehemothBarn: BOO!?
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Pteraspidomorphi: Fed by the purest mountain springs, I'm sure
GlennSeto: Yeah, I call bullshit on functional plumbing here.
NimrodXIV: @caelusaran I think that's a safe bet
Boi_Ginny: Ah, I too played Layers of Fear
snowewolf: Also i dont want to be rude, but why is ben following a train of SeaMen?
GlennSeto: I would bet good money they'll use the camera device to do the "omg, someone's standing in with their face to a corner" thing.
Spluuga: Am, game designer, I feel the same.
circusofkirkus: he just says: "wait, I missed it, could you rewind again?"
electroswagnetism: oh hey how long has the blair witch symbol been scratched into the camera?
flaminghelix567: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:19.
silvalunae: haunted house simulator?
circusofkirkus: sia's chandelier plays
JoTyler: dirty chilluns touchin everything
empyreon: Grubby kids, puttin' their snotty hands on errything
Twizted_Seed: dats alot of hand prints
caelusaran: Welp, that's witchery all right.
DolGrenn: We're un-fucking the house
e_bloc: I probably would have been a little bit more hands off with the renovations
GlennSeto: "so he's a bit of a fixer upper..."
silvalunae: so we PT now?
IsThis___Art: "My house? Fucked."
silvalunae: like actually
CaptainSpam: Now the game becomes a home improvement show.
RebekahWSD: Whoopsie doopsies
Dr_fragenstien: onec you pop, you just can't stop
Spluuga: we house nao?
Pteraspidomorphi: There was one once
caelusaran: Wait - wait
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NAh, our dog wouldn't have been barking at them if it wasn't evil
NeutralPanda1: Are we the witch now? I think we're the witch now
aWabbajack: House Skipper
engineerbudy: unfuck this house
NimrodXIV: unfuck this house
BadAtStuff: Unf--- this house.
caelusaran: damnit.
absorbedtulip9: Feeling anger at a sewing machine sergeMeasureNever
JoTyler: which was the horror house flipper?
silvalunae: house flipper is actually really good
aWabbajack: or Thief Simulator
ThorSokar: House Flipper, you actually do that?
Nigouki: there is a home cleanup game that was on Let's Nope!
aWabbajack: same Dev
silvalunae: it's like verseral clean up but normal
Roland_Malius: House Flipper is rather Zen to me
WowoT: house flipper is super relaxing
Twizted_Seed: I thought alex was meth piping for a second there
ThorSokar: I like how House Flipper's problem is they don't have enough houses in the game to flip / they can't add new ones fast enough
matrixknight88: oh jeez
matrixknight88: i don't know how i feel about this game
CaptainSpam: GET OVER HERE!
NimrodXIV: womp womp
e_bloc: worst massage parlor ever
ampharos15: I had to leave did the dog die?
silvalunae: bullet probably ; ;
RebekahWSD: All those broken totems of power, or...whatever they're called
Dr_fragenstien: apparently the secret to the good end is bs
Doom4114 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
Doom4114: Can't believes its been 14 months
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Kramburger: New Rhythm Game Idea: You control a violin quartet and you have to follow a horror game protagonist around and provide appropriate dramatic stings
Rhynerd: If the Zero Punct review is correct I think the Good End is earned by not fighting off the monsters.
GlennSeto: The dog's controlling the whole thing from his hi-tech control room.
caelusaran: What's scarier than the empty void of the unknown?
JoTyler: @glennseto yeeeees
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Dr_Shandor: Evening fellas. How are the spools tonight?
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Twizted_Seed: wondering if you and carver are same person. Split personality an all
NimrodXIV: remember
silvalunae: yep
IsThis___Art: it us!
eric_christian_berg: That's what I was thinking.
seth_erickson: The circle continues
Boi_Ginny: I hate time travel
bat_wool: Bear Witch ... woof
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what
JoTyler: we loopin
silvalunae: I had a feeling tbh
JoTyler: he's us isnt he
Juliamon: We were the monster all along?? What a shocking twist that's never been done before!
v_nome: The real murder was... no wait, we didn't meet any friends.
Dr_fragenstien: there was no way you were not the killer the whole time, it was telegraphed so hard
DigitalSeahorse: that's on one of the bingo cards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: give it a big hug
JoTyler: oh yeah it did tell us about these guys
JoTyler: gotta ig ore them
NoxStryx: yooooo Alex is on stream! hi Alex, hi Ben!
SpoonfullOfSugar: Gamers...don't look up
JoTyler: I would love to see the plans for this house
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are they Endermen?
NimrodXIV: so much jam
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP coxChicken
eric_christian_berg: Jam!
caelusaran: Save?
Meyari: save?
silvalunae: nvm
JoTyler: they are endermen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cowards can't block
aWabbajack: feliciaSave coxManleee
DigitalSeahorse: house of only corridors :P
Aziraphalesshop: It'll sound better coming from Paul Anka
eric_christian_berg: You've been out in the woods all day. Take a bath!
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DolGrenn: This might as well be a Betrayal house, except every room is collapsed
GlennSeto: That one ran on stage too soon.
Izandai: Have endermen officially replaced Slenderman as our cultural touchstone for "monster that only kills you if you look at it"?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dungoen Keeper
aWabbajack: oh like setting traps
Lunareclipse123: That game exists! It's called Ghost Master
GlennSeto: Unless they sever an arm.
aWabbajack: oh like the Deception games on the Ps2?
erloas: Deception
NimrodXIV: yeah, this finally got good
silvalunae: so a really crappy escape room?
Omega117: lucas baker simulator?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a tower defense game, but you set up puzzles and jumpsacres
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Not Adam
JoTyler: Adam is a dear
empyreon: F
DolGrenn: Adam got Oko'd
Dr_fragenstien: rip
snowewolf: is that house on the hill?
Drasvin: F
snowewolf: f
jonasjonIV: f
silvalunae: so that's where adam went
GlennSeto: He's a deer now, he's happy.
v_nome: our poor deer Adam
Boi_Ginny: F
seth_erickson: No Not Adam
Izandai: Good job Alex.
circusofkirkus: seabatYIKES
IsThis___Art: aw why couldn't adam be here
DigitalSeahorse: oh deer
JoTyler: is that the kid you shot
e_bloc: Cheer140 RIP Adam
Nigouki: um, sorcerer supreme?
caelusaran: There is no Adam Savidan - there is only Beej.
CaptainSpam: That's why he wasn't on tonight! Noooooooooo
Dr_fragenstien: is that the kid you shot?
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer RPGGhosto
DolGrenn: Cue the "Adam" vine
fuzy_17: You know Adam would have lost it at that
GlennSeto: Wow the Blair Witch was a cop car the whole time!
NoxStryx: there was a game kind of like that on Genesis?
Pteraspidomorphi: Where from?
JoTyler: oh so this is the prequel to die hard?
storiers: There's a game called MachiaVillain that is kind of a haunted house dungeon keeper but the reviews aren't great
v_nome: Needs more Che Guevera t-shirt
eric_christian_berg: I'd like a game where the "I'm the serial killer, all along" moment comes 2/3 of the way through and you just spend the last 1/3 hunting down all the NPCs.
Rockario: Ya got 2 choices, hand in your badge and gun, or hand in a bun.
NimrodXIV: who shoots like that
seth_erickson: why is he holding the gun like that
Pteraspidomorphi: He had no arms
ritchards: but what the suspect unarmed?
jakale: the whoopsidoodle defense will help us, surely
JoTyler: also this doesn't really play that well nowadays??
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
CaptainSpam: Dang, that news program had a really weird camera angle.
FireBasilisk53: I'm confused... was he armed?
Rhynerd: So, he’s Hol Horse?
seth_erickson: no way this man was in the military and passed cop training
NoxStryx: You were like a ghost and you wanted to scare a family out of a house. you could only interact when them by possessing various household items.
aWabbajack: the news station for the body cam?
Rockario: Unarmed...un armed...unharm...unharmed...the kid was unharmed. Thank goodness
snowewolf: did it look like that NPC was reaching for somthing in its jacket?
silvalunae: i mean, yes?
Dr_fragenstien: he did reach for something too
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Questhere: Thanks for the RPGFireball @lunareclipse123
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you could say there are ....layers.
Elaro_56: Not a dildo
NoxStryx: @lunareclipse123 that is the game I was thinking of. there was a similar one on Sega Genesis
JoTyler: stick the bottom end in so you can make it wave at people
twitchhelpsmewin: 3 you say?
silvalunae: the fears have layers yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3 bean fear
Dr_fragenstien: how many layers of... wait, you did that one already
snowewolf: i the po-po look at you with that FPS vison dont put you hands in you jacket
ThorSokar: 3 layers is being quite generous to this game
e_bloc: crank dat
GlennSeto: I have a sneaking suspicion the kid was black in one revision of the script.
aWabbajack: oh! that reminds me of the Dreamcast game: illbleed
NoxStryx: is one of the layers refried beans?
aWabbajack: pretty much you go to different haunted places
v_nome: Fear is like an ogre
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ritchards: !sir
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Questhere: Sir.
electroswagnetism: Sir
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Rhynerd: Sir
Chatstone: Sir
Spluuga: man, it's your whole cs:go team telling how bad you are
Nigouki: is this intentional or the game bugging out like GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Nefasine: Hey just joined, have we found the missing kid yet?
Rhynerd: Sir?
BadAtStuff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
Aenir798: Sir, this is a Wendy's.
GlennSeto: Subtle.
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf
aWabbajack: Wendy's twitter avatar resembles Miss Tay Tay Swift
Dr_fragenstien: spooky triangles
caelusaran: Is this actually coherent and I'm just having a slow spell?
GlennSeto: What I wanna know: Who ordered the Code Red?
aWabbajack: made Wendy's a red headed T Swift
JoTyler: so the witch magic is just the power to trigger you?
e_bloc: yeah maybe do some shots, accelerate the introspection
BadAtStuff: You know, a guy once said being brief was witty or something.
e_bloc: down a handle of cheap gin
aWabbajack: top traits to use on your CV
circusofkirkus: ketchup
DolGrenn: Being dead almost assuredly guarantees a spot in a horror sequel
e_bloc: usually the blood gets off on the third floor
BusTed: Well here's yer problem.
FireBasilisk53: Sir... Sir he's bleeding
BadAtStuff: The worst trauma at all: You spilled your juice.
RurouniGeo: TriHard you know he aint gonna be in rush hour 3
aWabbajack: voted most incompetent by my co workers
queengustav: My blood also glows in the dark
ritchards: kickstarter backers?
Dr_fragenstien: so you also god a bunch of your men killed, just to add to the trauma
circusofkirkus: the witch is out here writing essays on the wall
snowcookies: were those the name tags we found?
e_bloc: who was a bother? vote now!
silvalunae: I know what a shnozberry tastes like
aWabbajack: now you killed a person by opening the door to aggressively
caelusaran: I think that was the guy from the mill?
Shirts_: it feels like people are trying really hard to create reasons for the horror like mental illness and not focusing enough on just getting the horror right
JqlGirl: this game is like, 1spoop3me
Dr_fragenstien: just gibs them
Lunareclipse123: Ghost Master is super cheap on Steam by the way... I don't know about Canadian moneys, but in the UK it's on sale for 79p
Boi_Ginny: Waterwheel
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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DigitalSeahorse: everyone had the plague anyway :P
NoxStryx: opening doors like it is Hotline Miami
CaptainSpam: Yeah, when you released the water to flood that town.
snowewolf: how did this guy become a cop again, i was under the impression that the US stoped hireing Vets who seen combat cos of PTSD
queengustav: Ghost master .99 US
caelusaran: Or Ellis is just a super unreliable narrator?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I saw what you did there
Rerout343: Maybe it's just me, but is anyone else tired of everything trying to be Silent Hill? I think I'm just tired of the monster always being an avatar of guilt or mental health problems, why can't the monster just be an actual monster? Is it just that games are so bent on being "realistic" that anything surreal or paranormal has to be a hallucination?
engineerbudy: it is 1996
e_bloc: boooooo
NimrodXIV: B EN
GreenMittenz: nice
BusTed: slytqGlare
SydPreviouslyHeadache: SAW that coming
Shirts_: AWW BEN
IsThis___Art: ben, no
silvalunae: sorry ben i /saw/ that coming
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK benginPun benginCop
BusTed: is this art
silvalunae: dangit x'D
BadAtStuff: @Rerout343 they kinda mentioned that earlier.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, I'm back! So any update on doggo's status?
BadAtStuff: "Sometimes a ghost can just be a ghost"
bat_wool: Opening a door too hard and killing someone with it was a Gobbet story in Shadowrun HK
NoxStryx: art. art.
silvalunae: still in the green room
queengustav: Doggo has not been found
seth_erickson: Still in the green room PharaohBender27
electroswagnetism: Damn! The gas!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This guy sucks
IsThis___Art: @PharaohBender27 doggo still in green room, doin a snurf an groffel
Rerout343: @BadAtStuff Ah ok, I've been in and out a couple times so I must have missed it
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @queengustav , @seth_erickson , and @IsThis___Art !
JqlGirl: KOKO B. AWARE
eric_christian_berg: Jump scare!
Elaro_56: With our teeth and expressions are bare, be aware!
Twizted_Seed: be prepared was the song from the lion king
JoTyler: bounce fright!
BusTed: Gamers don't look up.
DigitalSeahorse: be careful brushing up against wood things irl, I know someone got a very big bad sliver that way it was like over 5 in long and a few mm thick
GoblinRanger: just keep your head down and give him a hug
circusofkirkus: someone's grumpy
BadAtStuff: You know what might be useful right now? That gun.
PharaohBender27: Oh also, did we learn anything more about our protag's past that's major, e.g. my suspicion he committed war crimes?
circusofkirkus: (sigh)
GlennSeto: I'd be upset too if I was a haunted house mannequin.
CaptainSpam: "Who else do you need me to have apparently already killed today?"
ArkhamArchivist: child blood is delicious?
Nefasine: Have we found the kid yet? isnthat still a thing?
circusofkirkus: is this a stealth game now?
JoTyler: @pharaohbender27 just that we got our squad killed
caelusaran: I think her motivation is "witches gonna witch?"
BusTed: "alon?"
electroswagnetism: She wants to smooch, but there's a stat requirement on smooching witches so you're being groomed
GlennSeto: Don't try. They showed the Blair Witch in the latest movie and then backtracked in commentary that it wasn't here after all. They have NO idea what their monster should be.
PharaohBender27: @JoTyler OK, so nothing new then. Thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: pieceful peace :P
snowewolf: why do i feel like the blear witch in this is going to turn out to be the bellydancer from Suicidesquad
JoTyler: oo spores
JoTyler: now it's the happening
e_bloc: feng shui
RurouniGeo: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Laserbeaks_Fury: So...is timing just as important for horror as it is for comedy?
eric_christian_berg: Is that the Joker?
aWabbajack: Giraffe?
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Look at this Magic Draft
Pteraspidomorphi: The part with the dog and the magic videotapes was more engaging
caelusaran: I think it was a Let's Nope, but it might have been a W&P - but it ended up where the entire haunted house experience was just the PC's own personal descent in actual Hell - and that's been my headcanon for games like this ever since.
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circusofkirkus: damn this is a big house
Raubkater: completely unrelated, but I just wanted to tell Alex how much I love his purifier comic. looking forward to the next pages.
IsThis___Art: LOOOOUUUD NOIIIISESSSSS
JqlGirl: The floor plan of this house is worse than the ones in Betrayal
GlennSeto: @caelusaran That's basically the default for these stories since Silent Hill 2.
JoTyler: yeah, you know, self, just stop having trauma
circusofkirkus: wat
GoblinRanger: eww
Aenir798: and there's the blood
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RurouniGeo: here comes the burps
Dr_fragenstien: mmm strawberry jam
BusTed: Keeps your skin looking young.
circusofkirkus: time to play snake
CaptainSpam: I've officially stopped caring who Ellis is.
Boi_Ginny: Great, I could use a friend right now
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eric_christian_berg: Swipe left!
Twizted_Seed: save?
seenoham: but can you still play snake?
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Caring about Ellis - Time of Death: 18:38 Pacific Daylight Time.
GlennSeto: Save? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: weighting for you ....I lifted so much
ArkhamArchivist: I want to SEE the monster, I want to LOOK at the monster, I want to DATE the monster
Kramburger: More like BEAR Witch project, am I right Gamers?
DolGrenn: Save again, Ben lrrBEEJ
GlennSeto: You know what this finale could use? A stealth section.
electroswagnetism: it's tuesday doe
queengustav: Ooh scary feet, I’m afraid!
caelusaran: evil ghost, or demented, old, severely underweight man?
theambivalentagender: sup chat I've been home 20 minutes and my roommates new kitten has not stopped screaming the entire time
JqlGirl: was that shia leboeuf?
JoTyler: wendigo
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Captain_Panic316: the best viney boys
aWabbajack: does Tik Tock fill the void?
aWabbajack: have not used Tik Toks
GlennSeto: Is this gonna be like It Chapter 2, where the climax could have been much more effective, had it been 10 minutes shorter?
PharaohBender27: "No, I can't, because there are no mirrors in this haunted house!"
snowewolf: is this the House that shia Lubuth live in, in that one song about his life?
GoblinRanger: geiger counter going off in there. must be where they keep the radium
Juliamon: theambivalentagender Sounds like it's operating as intended
seth_erickson: Tik Tok is quite different then Vine
IsThis___Art: @theambivalentagender "mreeeeeaaaar"
BusTed: but who was phone
aWabbajack: oh I remember 5 second films on YouTube, loved watching their 9 second videos
SydPreviouslyHeadache: did just save
Kramburger: DO IT
electroswagnetism: Smooch! That! Witch!
aWabbajack: think it's the YouTube format that makes them 9 seconds
DoodlestheGreat: @awabbajack, TikTok is under the control of the Chinese government, and has banned things like LGBTQ content.
leebenningfield: tik tok is ok if you find someone who only reposts good ones
DolGrenn: Finally some decent fucking witch
Pteraspidomorphi: It's probably the wife isn't it
Earthenone: Turn around, bright eyes
empyreon: That's my secret, I'm always a pillar of salt PJSalt
aWabbajack: ah good to know, thanks @DoodlestheGreat
JoTyler: why does his Geiger counter work on witches
JoTyler: is magic just radiation
PharaohBender27: Dammit, cool things like that make this game's shortcomings all the more frustrating
TheAlmightyJonassons: @loadingreadyrun this is just a really bad nightmare/drug trip, and we wake up in the woods, with the doggo licking our face
electroswagnetism: now witch is cry :(
DigitalSeahorse: DoodlestheGreat, good to know kathle3PRISM ferociousPride sergePride mattyqPansexualSnowflake mattyqBiSnowflake
Twizted_Seed: these are some shitty photos
TheAlmightyJonassons: sad witch
Pteraspidomorphi: Stanley took the door on the left?
snowewolf: witch extrude alpha radiation
SydPreviouslyHeadache: go left
Aenir798: GO LEFT
FireBasilisk53: go left
UrbanSamurai_22: only took until the end for immersive game play.
BadAtStuff: Left
GoblinRanger: go left :)
BusTed: 🚪🚪🚪
GlennSeto: So this witch is great and all, but can she suplex a truck with her hair?
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
eric_christian_berg: LEFT! LEFT!
kakmize: left
electroswagnetism: RIGHT
seth_erickson: Left
PharaohBender27: LEFT
Spluuga: left
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 30 seconds ago
RurouniGeo: whens someone gonna make a horror gamw about vaping
JoTyler: go left
circusofkirkus: time to boogie
ardias014: stanley
Dr_fragenstien: we're going the speedy hallways thing from PT too i guess
Phrixscreoth: suddenly playing Stanley parable
Zanaide: Nobody puts Adam in the corner
GlennSeto: He's a zombie! You gotta kill him!
circusofkirkus: suddenly M.C. Escher painting
ReverseCreations: are we tripping witche
caelusaran: And now we are in the land of Wonka.
DigitalSeahorse: adobe after fx
seth_erickson: Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times
DigitalSeahorse: Boold y'all
DigitalSeahorse: boolds
eric_christian_berg: Dude, just admit you killed your wife and get on with your life.
YawnLance: We're really having hand problems
PharaohBender27: OK like this is why I keep thinking he did war crimes - that ambush wouldn't have happened inside of a residence, and also that reappearing face
Aenir798: hand's fucked
JoTyler: well the dog isnt here to make animal noises so I guess we gotta
Rockario: Is that skronk I just heard
Rockario: ?
GlennSeto: Hulk smash puny tesspassers!
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK RPGHP
CaptainSpam: And then he went on to kidnap people and host trivia games.
CaptainSpam: How big is this stupid house?
JoTyler: hahaaa
Nosser2: wow, lotta people got put in timeout in this house.
Aenir798: murder ALL the civilians!
Alrawn: This new Pokemon game sure looks weird
Twizted_Seed: sherrif, old man from the saw mill, young kid...
NimrodXIV: lrrFINE
JoTyler: told ya, you ARE the demons
JqlGirl: Radio. What's going on with this radio?
GlennSeto: Beat that dead horse of the standin-in-corner scare!
DigitalSeahorse: RPGHP RPGMana Witch End?
Aenir798: I bet we already killed him
NimrodXIV: doggo > boy
eric_christian_berg: I feel like I'm forgetting something important.
e_bloc: go find the seven keys
CaptainSpam: Oh for the love of
PharaohBender27: I think we might need . . . a key
GlennSeto: Language!
eric_christian_berg: Oh, oh, now restart a generator!
Shirts_: who's peter? where's the witch? is this a blaire witch game?
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu ferociousRawr
GlennSeto: If it's a mirror, I'm tilting.
Driosenth: can you change the radio channel when he is talking
PharaohBender27: Oh, that was easier than I expected
Spluuga: mrawr
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
GoblinRanger: strong webs
NimrodXIV: strong webs!
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like minecraft cobwebs
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu sergeSqueak seabatSEAL
theneatestburrito: Spider web stronk!
IsThis___Art: lrrNOPE
IsThis___Art: lrrNope
Dr_fragenstien: crawling into demons's souls
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto seabatYIKES
NimrodXIV: flashbacks
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seth_erickson: Surely this will be the end
ritchards: when you can't trust the player to tell your story, put in a cut scene!
CaptainSpam: @glennseto War trauma, y'say? You'd think they'd have mentioned this beforehand.
PharaohBender27: I CALLED IT
e_bloc: oops my knife slipped
GoblinRanger: how do oops that?
JoTyler: whuh
PharaohBender27: HE DID WAR CRIMES
IsThis___Art: wut
YawnLance: Ellis has a real bad habit of killing unarmed civilians
Boi_Ginny: Oh FFS
GlennSeto: Accidentally stabbed 10 times.
caelusaran: I'm a little disappointed that he isn't actually Carver?
PharaohBender27: Or at least one war crime
JoTyler: yuuuuup
caelusaran: Nevermind.
NimrodXIV: yuuup, called it last stream
PharaohBender27: @caelusaran Yeah, that would've been one hell of a - oh wait
DigitalSeahorse: jamieOopsie jamieOhjeez
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so now we're trapped in a time loop
The_Voices: oops
e_bloc: good call bullet
MrQBear: ooh. We get to be ghost murder.
BusTed: doggo is ok
circusofkirkus: so this is just Groundhog's Day?
JoTyler: smart dog
DigitalSeahorse: bbye doggo
NightValien28: wow
CaptainSpam: Yeah, this isn't a very good game. :p
FireBasilisk53: credits?
Rhynerd: Bad ending!
FireBasilisk53: ok
snowcookies: bad end
NightValien28: just no
IsThis___Art: good doggo!
silvalunae: agreed
Driosenth: cheer300 BOO THIS GAME
thraximore: So did you find the kid?
Dr_fragenstien: the god survived, this was the good end
YawnLance: Dog's fine? Good ending
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so wtf was the good ending?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLionYay slytqHug
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JoTyler: dog lives, good end
theneatestburrito: Is there a not this end?
GlennSeto: Ben, are you whelmed?
minksterella_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Rockario: I don't think it's a time loop, just that we gott posessed and became the next "Carver"
WowoT: that was a horrid ending
PharaohBender27: So I'm guessing we got the "bad end" for whatever reason there.
theneatestburrito: Thanks for the RPGTreeNua @driosenth
empyreon: Thanks for the RPGSeven @driosenth
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Gascitygaming: yeah Ben i wouldn't feel bad, this was not good
queengustav: At least the doggos alive
ritchards: there's a Dog Ending!
Juliamon: So, apparently the dog survives no matter what ending you get.
fuzy_17: Well that honked
GlennSeto: ^
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DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu slytqHug lrrSPOT jamiePuphug jamiePants jamieGamer
Toxxick: Still a very pretty game
eric_christian_berg: No, sir, I don't like it.
FireBasilisk53: so... how do you get the better endings?
IsThis___Art: same, ben. same.
snowewolf: is there a good ending ? and if so youtub?
DoodlestheGreat: WELP.... That happened.
Kaszoski: HONK
e_bloc: there were parts that were okay
caelusaran: There's a box-quote for you! :D
PharaohBender27: Like they way they're phrasing this epilogue, it makes me think maybe there was an alternate "good ending," but who the hell knows what we needed to do to get that
DigitalSeahorse: yup, ptsd sucks
RurouniGeo: what controls what ending you get?
Swamplor: @Juliamon Proving that the devs, whatever their other faults, are not monsters
e_bloc: but man did that honk
JoTyler: dont put the Blair witch name on that!
silvalunae: looked pretty but no substance
GoblinRanger: I read there is a good ending but it's a pain to get
UrbanSamurai_22: that face when a game blue balls you
bat_wool: Damn it Bloober!
Shirts_: the horror was ok in places
YawnLance: There's the perfect box quote right there: "Fuck... that sucked" - Ben Ulmer
MrQBear: @PharaohBender27 Probably get ALL the photos.
JoTyler: going in expecting that makes it feel even more disappointing
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes!
Juliamon: Maybe Bloober Games is just a one-trick pony.
Pteraspidomorphi: Agreed
GlennSeto: The "good" end is literal suicide.
Shirts_: but the story is baaad
thraximore: the only way to get the good ending is to not use the flashlight on the monsters apparently
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empyreon: it has such good moments peppered in, but not enough to make up for the honking...
TheAlmightyJonassons: eff the main character anyways, the dog got away, that's all I care abou
ThorSokar: I fell asleep!
snowewolf: i dont think you where ment to brake the sticks
Dr_fragenstien: it was PT special edition at the end
Omthebox: Sooooooo, what was spooky about this game.
Rhynerd: Isn’t the “good” end earned by not fighting any of the monsters?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The dog literally taking a shit would have been interesting
ritchards: Just looked how to get the other endings... sod that!
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Hatty0: there are apparently five endings
Pteraspidomorphi: It was the only gameplay
Shirts_: they did one your the bad abuser game that did well and now thats the plot of every one of there games
Gascitygaming: youtube the endings?
caelusaran: Why would you play this game more than once? ~.~
PharaohBender27: Like, this game had some great *moments*, but . . . dammit
ArkhamArchivist: I'm honestly surprised Carver wasn't just you the whole time
empyreon: yeesh, definitely not good enough to play through for 4 other endings
JqlGirl: I rate this game 0/5 lrrSPOOP
GlennSeto: "oh nooo, not that darkness again!"
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK benginTraitor
NimrodXIV: TOS
Laserbeaks_Fury: well TOS
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
IsThis___Art: ALEX...... YES
e_bloc: but what will you do for the other 55 minutes
RurouniGeo: haha
PharaohBender27: TOS
Spluuga: time for peggle?
NathanJay_GA: Geoguessr?
TheAlmightyJonassons: @arkhamarchivist same
Boi_Ginny: Worth it:?
snowewolf: ok stream on pornhub then
aWabbajack: Jack Box 6?
ThorSokar: Wait, what?
PharaohBender27: Also, you both have significant others, dammit!
Shirts_: make love not shity horror games lrrHEART
silvalunae: back up game
Dr_fragenstien: The endings don't even mean anything, what you need to do to get them is disconnected from anything that makes sense
GoblinRanger: Palate cleanser time?
TheAlmightyJonassons: @digitalseahorse best emoji ever
SentientRatKing: There are five endings but they're just slight variations on two different ones
Earthenone: ~whichtraint
GlennSeto: Is this developer just slowly vanishing up its own asshole?
silvalunae: @niccus it exists oOo
Shirts_: what do you do different for the different ends?
DigitalSeahorse: TheAlmightyJonassons thanks, I made this one :D theonl45Heart
Shirts_: I'm all for ghost story stream\
TheAlmightyJonassons: TELL GHOST STORIES!
caelusaran: I have a feeling that any ghost story from Alex would give me actual nightmares.
IsThis___Art: did you finish RE7?
JqlGirl: man door hand hook car door
circusofkirkus: the top comment on a youtube video of the different endings is: "The best ending is at the beginning of the game where you stay at the entrance of the woods and just play with Bullet for the whole day and not complete the game. =)"
PharaohBender27: ShowLove600 Here's to you getting through a disappointing game for our entertainment
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Juliamon: IsThis___Art They did, and it was more for Adam's benefit anyway
aWabbajack: The Hex if you have it installed. Currently playing Final Station
Dr_fragenstien: consuming shadow?
aWabbajack: from the same BC Victoria dev of Pony Island: The hex?
IsThis___Art: @Juliamon oh right, these 2 played it through already
TheAlmightyJonassons: @digitalseahorse How can I get it?!
thraximore: Watch & Play out of the corner!
Zanaide: Oxenfree is one of my all time favorite Let's Nopes.
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK lizzinBooty theonl45SPANK benginButt spanked
Nigouki: WoW Classic?
snowewolf: Weeb horra
aWabbajack: we watch and play now
Zalbaag: Is it the keys?
Twizted_Seed: House flippert
Dr_fragenstien: is it something bad you played with adam?
Juliamon: House Flipper honestly has some creepy-ass houses to flip
IsThis___Art: oh yeah i wanna see that
Omthebox: Oh... That game
Omthebox: that game is...
aWabbajack: excellentSofa Co OP!
Rhynerd: Looking forward to the movie night!
seth_erickson: I can't wait for the next Let's Nope
Boi_Ginny: cheer100 Ghost stories while we wait!
aWabbajack: yay for Man of My Dan! lrrSPOOP excellentSofa lrrSPOOP
silvalunae: 11 min in heaven is a quickie
BusTed: Oh dear.
ArkhamArchivist: 7-11 minutes in heaven
Juliamon: Atomic 79 would be a good time-filler
DigitalSeahorse: katesLol
DolGrenn: So 1 minute in heaven and 6 minutes of shame?
Grevas13: you find a man in a closet in a bottle...what do you do?
PharaohBender27: @silvalunae Doesn't sound all that quick to me Kappa
caelusaran: Why does this sound familiar? >_>
aWabbajack: did Graham play?
Rujasu: Is that the game Graham played?
Juliamon: As long as it's not Back in 1995
BusTed: Oo, sequel announcement.
aWabbajack: G Loooooved
TheAlmightyJonassons: more games like End of Gods
Rujasu: No, it wasn't?
Juliamon: This is NOT the game Graham played
DigitalSeahorse: planetMEOW
circusofkirkus: Ultra high VHS graphics
BusTed: Hope you weren't sick of retro video.
silvalunae: oh this might be kinda good actually
Rockario: Is the other game installing in the background?
snowewolf: i think this is the y2k virus
BusTed: birbs
Nigouki: all hail the pillarbox
snowcookies: looks like a VR game
SentientRatKing: oh no
aWabbajack: oh vhs the game
VelvetFalcon: 20 years ago. Dang.
DigitalSeahorse: cuuuute
PharaohBender27: OK, quick - what was going on in September 1999 - oh wait this IS what lrrGRAHAM played, isn't it? FAKE EDIT: Nope, this is something else
TheAlmightyJonassons: @loadingreadyrun I hate catching my hair on stuff =/
GlennSeto: Those are good graphics.
RurouniGeo: wait what game is this?
BusTed: September 1999
Laserbeaks_Fury: dun dun dun dun dun dun, just pull those old records off the shelf
Aenir798: Are the floors slippery or are we wated, because there's a lot of bottles on the floor
caelusaran: So, the combination of good graphics and shitty resolution/90s era effects actually makes for a disconcertingly realistic image?
Aenir798: wasted*
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP lizzinBooty
IsThis___Art: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
GlennSeto: Or at least the effect is neat.
IsThis___Art: yep, that'd be haunted
silvalunae: the silent death
Laserbeaks_Fury: This filter is surprisingly effective
BusTed: Parakeets, perhaps.
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto benginButt
minksterella_: is the ghost just a giant bird that will kiss you to death?
snowewolf: why are all those doors Bared and baulted shut?
flyingmuskrat1: Whenever a new family would move into the butt then would begin to hear strange sounds. Then to smell terrible smells...
ritchards: !game bad
Bionull: It wants to accurately reflect the quality of home videos.
NimrodXIV: keep it down up there!
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
PharaohBender27: So this is PT, the VHS version?
aWabbajack: cohhNani octoRev octoHA
GlennSeto: The apartment sequences are good, but the third person combat really honks. Kappa
BusTed: I think I saw this episode of America's Funniest Home VIdeos.
theneatestburrito: 1:15 forever!
Grevas13: the blurb on steam makes this sound like a neat little art piece.
BusTed: Wuh oh.
Zalbaag: I like the saloon door bedroom door
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Great to see you again, Alex! Is this a regular thing now?
Rhynerd: IT’S THE FUZZ
aWabbajack: now hide the body
FireBasilisk53: that body is you
Rhynerd: They’re gonna find our body!
GlennSeto: Wasn't there a game where you have to hide the evidence?
aWabbajack: oh the mafia cleanup duty
DigitalSeahorse: eat all yer weed....oh wait it's legal here feliciaToronto
Rujasu: There is a game where you're supposed to hide the body parts, yes
MillerDark: That's kind of a game. You have to hide the body of someone you just killed before the police come in
JoTyler: @laskotheking naw, he was just here for blair witch game
IsThis___Art: its... its really dirty in there, just.... don't
aWabbajack: that's the one I saw on steam @GlennSeto
SquareDotCube: A pocket dimension
Rhynerd: @millerdark wasn’t that played on W+P?
Rockario: We re-zoned it as a lawless zone, so you're not allowed in...or you'll explode
DigitalSeahorse: I want an annex to hide from all the noise here
BusTed: Oh boy.
BrindleBoar: that is some legs
minksterella_: spoopy
BusTed: That escalated quickly.
snowcookies: gross
YawnLance: Well that sure is a thing
BusTed: Alex pls
caelusaran: Legs for days?
DigitalSeahorse: someone had a bad Japan period :P
IsThis___Art: ALEX NO
GlennSeto: Soothing music, though.
NimrodXIV: Halloween decorating started early
Rhynerd: Oh, we’re gonna need more bags.
YawnLance: There goes the tarp budget
UrbanSamurai_22: its my birthday
Pteraspidomorphi: So much rasperry jam
BrindleBoar: "Anybody got a moist towlette?"
Rhynerd: And a new matress.
Nigouki: so this is what Bricktop described
caelusaran: Those budgies have seen some shit.
TheAlmightyJonassons: I should go move my truck, so I don't get a ticket tomorrow. Eff street parking.
DoodlestheGreat: This is a low budgie production.
IsThis___Art: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: RPGTreeNua
TheAlmightyJonassons: lovely music
GlennSeto: *DOOM music*
BusTed: That's some gristle.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wtf
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad lrrJUDGE
circusofkirkus: LUL
Shakari_Xanthus: dumb
minksterella_: 10/10
philippekav: next
BusTed: Ok.
minksterella_: good game
theneatestburrito: hedge trimming, yep
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well then
caelusaran: Well then.
DiscordianTokkan: Crash, or the end?
empyreon: neat
GlennSeto: did not outstay its welcome
PharaohBender27: OK So I think I figured out something from timing one of those - each "scene" in this game lasts a minute, thus why the time stamp doesn't change within a "scene." Kind of clever
ReverseCreations: announcing December 2000
PharaohBender27: WHAT
Driosenth: I suspect the neighbors would notice a CHAINSAW running in the building
Grevas13: so apparently the game runs for exactly 5 minutes and 30 seconds. and then closes.
Pteraspidomorphi: Read the third item in recent news
Rhynerd: Five minutes and 30 seconds long.
snowewolf: well done ben you found a snuff film on steam
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IsThis___Art: eeeenteresting
DigitalSeahorse: le art
UrbanSamurai_22: they did the rental of unity and only had a half hour
BusTed: slytqShrug
PharaohBender27: "Is this art?"
Rhynerd: Oh, Maize!
Dr_fragenstien: same twist, more consise
Shirts_: see horror doesn't need a bloated story
minksterella_: hey ben and alex, have y'all chosen your decks for the next canlander league?
NimrodXIV: go to the dog petting game?
snowewolf: talk about suff ?
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu any cat games?
PharaohBender27: Take a break?
seth_erickson: Arena's Lag is pretty scary
DigitalSeahorse: or goose games?
Genderi: Please play tomato way
delta__vee: untitled spoops game
Kramburger: Spooky's house of Jumpscares
Grevas13: the borderlands 3 event is scarily bad, if that counts
BadAtStuff: Do you have any games where you can pet a dog?
sensationaloil: the quivering is halloween themed isnt it
Kramburger: Dive into the W+P folder
JoTyler: dog petting games
iamkaiserbear: someone said Atomic 79 earlier, I second that
DigitalSeahorse: Untitled Goose Game is sooooo gooood
aWabbajack: RP Geoguesser
JoTyler: wheres the airport except wheres the graveyard
Genderi: Just pick a weird one
Grevas13: oo, atomic 79 has spooky scary skeltins
eric_christian_berg: Figure out your address before the serial killer comes back.
aWabbajack: Scary RP Tabletop Geo Guess
themostjoast: Spooky dog petting?
Galenius: untitled goose game is a horror game for british people
JqlGirl: Untitled Spoop Game
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun have you too watched the joker move, or do you even have plans to?
Genderi: I'm so scared
BrindleBoar: Haunt my shit right up, fam.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN benginLol
snowcookies: It has some heavy menteal health themes
Shakari_Xanthus: that's not the movie...
DiscordianTokkan: Sounds about right
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: THANK YOU! agreed
MillerDark: Literally not even close to what the movie is about
snowewolf: thats not the film tho
YawnLance: YES
BusTed: Perfect.
circusofkirkus: HELL YEAH
DiscordianTokkan: Any thoughts on Blizzard and the whole Hong Kong thing?
Genderi: (Demo)
BadAtStuff: Yeaaaaahhhhhh!
caelusaran: :D
NimrodXIV: yaaaaaay!
IsThis___Art: YES
lemmel: YAY
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yesssssss
DigitalSeahorse: yeeeeeeeeeeah
JoTyler: yeeeeeees
RurouniGeo: YEAAAHHH
IsThis___Art: GOOD PUPPER
aWabbajack: gennaDoge gennaDoge OhMyDog OhMyDog lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
aldruon: ben, what hapened to your glorious beard?
circusofkirkus: I don't know, this might be too spoopy!
PharaohBender27: I've seen two reviews for it, which both were "Joaquin Phoenix is amazing, but otherwise this movie is middling and full of itself"
empyreon: they are all good dogs, brent
ThornedKelp: its kinda the point that the movie is talking about shit thats happening in society now
themostjoast: Yes
BrindleBoar: this is the content the internet craves
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug
NimrodXIV: boof
IsThis___Art: DAASAGOOBOY
BusTed: Good boofer.
Juliamon: To those saying "that's not what it's about:" it SURE LOOKS LIKE IT, and it's not a good look
Dog_of_Myth: Pet the doggo
YawnLance: Shibe :D
ninja_theory_ashrams: ein
DigitalSeahorse: jamiePuphug jamieGamer jamiePants jamiePuphug jamieGamer jamiePants
BadAtStuff: Pet those low poly dogs.
Kaszoski: Okay, what this called?
Juliamon: Dog Petting Sim
DigitalSeahorse: polydoge
BusTed: does it slap?
Juliamon: I think it's a bop, not a banger
Genderi: Definitely not a banger, might be a bop
absorbedtulip9: I don’t know if this is the let’s nope lol too cute for that!!
matrixknight88: Wow, blair witch really incorporates a lot of graphics styles and elements
JoTyler: no slapping dogs
matrixknight88: so complex
snowcookies: this is a demo
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
Grevas13: tippy taps!
BusTed: SEKRIT DOGGO
circusofkirkus: hidden option?!?!
Juliamon: BEN??
YawnLance: Secret dog?!
BrindleBoar: SECRET DOGGO
Genderi: secret dog
A_Dub888: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
RurouniGeo: SECRET DOGGG
theneatestburrito: ??????
Earthenone: ben you say...
Rockario: Is Secret dog only in the full version though?
A_Dub888: !findquote pet
LRRbot: Quote #4971: "That's what happens when you decide to merge your pet goldfish and your daughter." —Ian [2018-05-09]
snowewolf: or are you compeatiting against people?
Rhynerd: New quest: find secret dog
NimrodXIV: the big boy is Ben, you pet him the most
Vyous: 3 pigs 4 numbers?
Genderi: It's you!
PharaohBender27: Hey, it's you!
GlennSeto: Ben, stop playing with yourself.
Bionull: Wait for this to be another horror game.
circusofkirkus: who is this?
PharaohBender27: @GlennSeto katesBoo
ThornedKelp: Super love the art style
Juliamon: Ooh does a ghost dog show up?
Nigouki: oh is there a werewolf?
theneatestburrito: Realistic day/night GOTY
circusofkirkus: fireflies!
Nigouki: please let there be a werewolf
empyreon: is the sekrit dog you because you are a werewolf?!
NimrodXIV: night doggo?
BusTed: Maybe we're a werewolf.
BusTed: And you pet yourself.
Genderi: special dog come out at night? or special dog needs high score?
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug lrrSPOT jamiePuphug jamieGamer jamiePants ferociousPets slytqLurk yvonne1YPmoski RPGFei
DigitalSeahorse: :D
PharaohBender27: Or maybe you need to pet the fireflies?
GlennSeto: oh!
BrindleBoar: wow
BusTed: Borzoi?
Pangogie: LONG GIRL
YawnLance: YEEEEEEEEEEES
DigitalSeahorse: :O
matrixknight88: woah
silvalunae: baby
Kaszoski: Woooow
Vyous: What a magnificent dogo
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
Grevas13: majestic!
NimrodXIV: :D
PharaohBender27: :goat lrrHORN
Juliamon: AN EXCELLENT DOG
circusofkirkus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
IsThis___Art: HOLY SHIT
JqlGirl: ma
YawnLance: A GODDESS
NightValien28: princess doggo
Wrexadecimal: OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog
empyreon: MAJESCTIC
JqlGirl: jest
Zimmercj: lrrDARK lrrHEART lrrDARK
aWabbajack: bet the pet your dog twitter account knows about this game?
Bloodrosh: WTF
MerrimanLyon: Wait is this just a whole game of petting dogs?
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
RurouniGeo: carciHype carciHype carciHype carciHype carciHype
BusTed: She deigns not to stand.
Boi_Ginny: GOTY
silvalunae: this is too adorable
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrCHKN lrrHORN
Jayrod1220: lrrSPOT
DigitalSeahorse: 69
circusofkirkus: katesNice
theneatestburrito: Borzoi; good choice
spicydungus: nice
ThornedKelp: what a game to end on :D
Azsedcf: welcome to the replay
MerrimanLyon: EXCELLENT
empyreon: delivers
circusofkirkus: trading cards?!?
BusTed: basically from Frasier
PharaohBender27: WAIT, OUR SCORE IS 69!
JoTyler: I'm gonna cry
incredulouspasserby: This doesn't look like Blair Witch and I've never been so happy to be mislead.
weff47: FrankerZ RalpherZ CorgiDerp OhMyDog ChefFrank
Earthenone: just like ben!
GlennSeto: Best game of the night.
snowcookies: Jack Russels are also great rat hunting dogs
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug RPGShihu slytqHug
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if Princess is a Borzoi, or a Greyhound?
Dr_fragenstien: same
circusofkirkus: dog squad
ritchards: send this game to the Can You Pet twitter?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
silvalunae: pffffff
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
matrixknight88: wewh
BrindleBoar: SHE IS ETERNAL
DiscordianTokkan: Borzoi confirmed!
A_Dub888: !findquote shame
LRRbot: Quote #3487: "Stop body-shaming your goblins!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
matrixknight88: 3 clips and i was about to do number 4
Bad_virtue0667: queen
YawnLance: MY ETERNAL GODDESS
Dog_of_Myth: Don't shame the dogs alex!!!!
Diabore: this doesnt look like blair witch...
silvalunae: elf doggo
seth_erickson: My Dog Queen
GlennSeto: She's like a legendary Pokemon.
thomturtle: Dog Shaming is where you take a photo of your dog who has done a bad with a sign in front of them.'
AlienNanobots: katesNice katesNice katesNice
DigitalSeahorse: "Who's a good game?" :P
ritchards: but what if you got each dog to 69?
RiverBirch: Blair Witch certainly has gotten a lot scarrier
Nigouki: i wanna say dog shaming is when people take photos of their dog with signs like "i stole the christmas turkey"
RiverBirch: than i last remembered
PharaohBender27: katesNice
aldruon: no adam tonight?
GlennSeto: Maize to the face?
Boi_Ginny: This is gonna be so corny
BusTed: 🌽🌽🌽
Genderi: It's about...corn?
bowsin_durrows: Like corn?
Diabore: is this some watch and nope?
seth_erickson: I've seen someone play this game it's quite interesting
IsThis___Art: CORN POWER!
NimrodXIV: corn game?
Driosenth: Please tell me it's about evil Corn
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug "That's right YOU'RE a good game!"
planeswalkagogo: Maze for the maze god! Husks for the husk throne! MAZE!
GlennSeto: Is this a Farmber Bumper horror game?
bowsin_durrows: It had best have a maze in the maize.
Genderi: It's about a corn maze
Kaszoski: Maize?
YawnLance: Spoopy corn
DoodlestheGreat: "You call it crap. We call it Maize."
JqlGirl: maizeby
NimrodXIV: tomato way but corn?
Mysticman89: so lets nope is now watch and play? Im ok with that
DiscordianTokkan: Will it be amaizing?
PharaohBender27: Sample review: It's a-maize-ing! . . . I'll show myself out
circusofkirkus: it's about the University of Michigan's color
YawnLance: Is it... a maize maze?
JoTyler: children of the corn maze
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart katesTrick katesBoosh RPGGhosto
snowewolf: this is it you spooped yet
Rhynerd: I have a feeling they’re going to both like the concept of this game and be disappointed by it from what I know if it.
empyreon: is corn grass? riffThink
silvalunae: corn children
DirtyGirky: Loading....Ready.....
Bad_virtue0667: oh man ots the game about Korn the band and how they got started, dont look it up its real
Sanityis0verrated: this corvo https://imgur.com/gallery/qjLaCVi
silvalunae: corn is children
Haberdashed: This definitely doesn't look like Blair Witch
ThornedKelp: looks like grafiiti froma tony hawk game
GlennSeto: I'm dying to know how much money changed hands for that Blair Witch license.
Genderi: Currently seeing corn.
caelusaran: Holy god that dog is cure, @Sanityis0verrated
Genderi: No longer seeing corn.
caelusaran: cute*
Kaszoski: @Sanityis0verrated what a good boy
Gascitygaming: umm
silvalunae: @Sanityis0verrated bABY
GlennSeto: ooookay
Bionull: There's always been heavy overlap between watch and play and let's nope.
BusTed: Haunted corn confirmed.
incredulouspasserby: Oh.
Haberdashed: This is DEFINITELY NOT BLAIR WITCH
bowsin_durrows: Corn men just ran into the maize.
YawnLance: @Sanityis0verrated Corvo is a sweet angel, please give pets from me! lrrHEART
Grevas13: uuummmmm.....
Wrexadecimal: yeeees
snowewolf: is this tomato way but corn?
Sanityis0verrated: he is cutesy boi
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Gascitygaming: can we rename this game Cornhole?
ReverseCreations: back in thr saddle again!
DigitalSeahorse: yay
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empyreon: yiss yiss yiss
7gorobei: roped im
silvalunae: watch and nope
Nigouki: this already seems too good for W+P
BadAtStuff: We're in Watch and Nope territory.
PharaohBender27: Children of the Corn 2: Now They're Actually Corn
Genderi: How did you get here?
IsThis___Art: ooh pretty
Haberdashed: Is there even a BAD reason for us to be here?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO Garbage Day!
caelusaran: As long as this doesn't turn into 'In the Tall Grass' I'm fine.
Haberdashed: I'd accept a bad reason over no reason
Zanaide: *Queues Doom music*
Gascitygaming: the ghost of corn past
planeswalkagogo: Watch out for the Rum Tunnels!
eric_christian_berg: You were the corn all along!
Genderi: Theyhave constructed a linear corn maze
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DigitalSeahorse: this reminds me of a date I once went on
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MaelstronSolenor: wait, are we the witch?
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Gascitygaming: thats the cornhole!
silvalunae: ben
RurouniGeo: I THINK IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE carciLeon
Haberdashed: I'm going to be very mad if it's over $30
JoTyler: it's the corn hole!
Zimmercj: This game is so corny
Haberdashed: WHY
snowewolf: How much did you Spend on this Ben??
Earthenone: a slot for a key
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Nigouki: start the reactor Quaid!
Mysticman89: collect the macguffins
Genderi: You don't have a Hand!?
Haberdashed: YOU NEED A HAND
MaelstronSolenor: still not the worst watch and play purchase =P
DiscordianTokkan: More keys!
Kaszoski: Oh RE already'
theneatestburrito: KEYS
seth_erickson: To be honest this game is pretty fleshed out
silvalunae: "things" right
IsThis___Art: that hand is UPSIDE DOWN
seth_erickson: from what I've seen of it
eric_christian_berg: Is the category "Corn"?
Zimmercj: Is that 27.99 CDN or USD?
DigitalSeahorse: hug a corn wall
Grevas13: i just looked at the steam page and I'm pretty sure this gets way weirder.
NimrodXIV: lol
empyreon: 10/10
matrixknight88: wow
MaelstronSolenor: wait what?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GlennSeto: Does, though?
JqlGirl: Q
Earthenone: Q
DigitalSeahorse: Q
BusTed: thx
Genderi: This game is great actually
GlennSeto: *does it
Gascitygaming: Q
circusofkirkus: what a game tip
ReverseCreations: Watch out for the secret hole to the Rum TUnnel!
Rhynerd: Q
Haberdashed: I can already see Alex's frustration mounting
snowewolf: ok it is 100% worth the money now
Juliamon: Boy, it's a good day for !advice
silvalunae: i would start jamming q
Kramburger: Derek Sim 2019
IsThis___Art: Q
circusofkirkus: you did a great job
MaelstronSolenor: is the game being tsudere on you?
silvalunae: eat?
Haberdashed: Good job picking that English Muffin. It's important.
Gascitygaming: circular slot?
Zimmercj: georgToast yum
DigitalSeahorse: folio capchalog
leebenningfield: Is this like Stanley Parable but less interesting
Haberdashed: WHY
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 I think this game is making fun of us
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Earthenone: was this part of the orange box?
bowsin_durrows: MEGA oranges.
matrixknight88: maybe we'll find Derek finally.
Bad_virtue0667: watch out for the holes to the rum tunnels
Genderi: Stanley's Paranoia
Haberdashed: Yeah don't fall into the Rum Tunnels
snowewolf: This is ART
laskotheking: Is this still a horror game?
Azsedcf: I've played this, it g
Haberdashed: Then you might have to survive off rum and mold
Ingavar_Khaos: the way ben is talking, he's played this before
circusofkirkus: power stance
matrixknight88: I'm glad you followed through @Haberdashed
JoTyler: majestic
Azsedcf: sorry, it keeps getting weirder
Gascitygaming: t post for dominance
Bad_virtue0667: what if this the story if the search and rescue party that fell into the rum tunnels
Zalthia: Oh this game
BusTed: car's doing a little wink
Genderi: For what it's worth, Have you tried pressing Q?
DigitalSeahorse: equip door
matrixknight88: I don't know. good thinking.
bowsin_durrows: Wait we have an english muffin?
IsThis___Art: 10 hours later, you get the bad ending because you pressed Q
Gascitygaming: unlock from other side maybe
DigitalSeahorse: press Q for goggles
GlennSeto: Or the game could just go completely gonzo and open the door with the English muffin.
matrixknight88: it is a hard english muffin.
PharaohBender27: @bowsin_durrows By the game's description, not a very good one
bowsin_durrows: Why do we have it?
matrixknight88: Ben. The game is called maize. I'd be surprised there wasn't more corn.
IsThis___Art: ye cannot muffin cellar
BusTed: Thank you for the affirmation, game.
caelusaran: This house is definitely haunted.
GlennSeto: worth it?
PharaohBender27: Oh, is dinner ready? Kappa
Haberdashed: Uhhhhhh
IsThis___Art: the upsidedown hand cursor is tilting me
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer elfunkCat
bowsin_durrows: I'm surprised they didn't call it maize oil. Kappa
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PharaohBender27: Just try prying it out with your fingers Kappa
Kaszoski: Rubbing items on other items? So where's Paul?
Rhynerd: Adventure logic!
caelusaran: Wait, are those rubber duckies?
Dr_fragenstien: i like the game's humor
DigitalSeahorse: SECRET TUNNEL
Juliamon: This game is rapidly earning its price tag.
silvalunae: secret tunnel?
caelusaran: I think Adam would have had a stroke by now.
Lysander_Gustav: Is this the one with the talking corn?
JoTyler: I do really like this tone they've got going
Genderi: It looks like it's being very good at being a bad game
Grevas13: the humor is fine, but when is there game?
seth_erickson: This game is quite big from what I've seen
NimrodXIV: fake door
IsThis___Art: !game good
Gascitygaming: shovel handle?
JoTyler: lever!!
7gorobei: lever
JoTyler: with handle!
Zimmercj: Alex, even as someone who knows the story. it won't make much more sense when you do know whats going on.
Nefasine: from the other side ofnwardrobe
Mysticman89: Thats what happens when you confuse the duvet and the bidet
Gascitygaming: they're cornholes!
Shirts_: this is a really charming game
codypsizzle: Quidditch
GlennSeto: Quidditch practice.
eric_christian_berg: Quidditch>
silvalunae: quittage?
codypsizzle: LOLOLOL
DigitalSeahorse: WD40 needs some WD40 to get unstuck :P
circusofkirkus: sentient corn stalks
Wrexadecimal: oh noooo
Haberdashed: LOL
Kaszoski: Oh no
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
NimrodXIV: sentient. corn. stalks.
circusofkirkus: the midwest story
MitchTheQuaker: hehe we're in danger
matrixknight88: Sentient corn stalks.
matrixknight88: why
Genderi: The window plays music?
RayFK: Give you a nickel to walk in the corn
Genderi: no, coincidence
DigitalSeahorse: "It's a little gnome!"
ritchards: rabbits foot?
bowsin_durrows: We deep in the maize now. Kappa
theneatestburrito: So is this children of the corn, but they're corn?
Nigouki: this game does a significantly better job and getting and keeping you interested than Blair Witch
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Sorry I’m late to the stream, but I made it! Hope you’re all enjoying tonight’s Spoops/Garbages
aquinas_0: first heather was inexplicably in a sci fi dungeon, now we're in an adventure game
MitchTheQuaker: in the eternal words of nathan fillion, the hammer is my penis
PharaohBender27: I mean, already I think this game is better than Blair Witch in gameplay and retaining player interest
Genderi: horrder games
kaffeetrinken89: so ... too late
caelusaran: I had almost that exact conversation with my roommate yesterday.
kaffeetrinken89: well, the joke was obvious
NicTMagic: I want to see a LRR escape room run!
IsThis___Art: "I don't wanna get to, like, the broom dungeon, and not have enough brooms
Swamplor: there's something there. a horror game where the twist at the end is you're just a horder.
Juliamon: NicTMagic We have good news for you!
Professor_Rakor: Excuse me, just got here...why is there an english muffin in our inventory?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm addicted to hoarder games :P
codypsizzle: You're gonna die clown!
eric_christian_berg: I think you can interact with the car window.
IsThis___Art: Penny Arcade comic about Skyrim
VelvetFalcon: It's a Penny Arcade comic about Skyrim.
NicTMagic: @Juliamon ??? did they just do one ???
Shirts_: this game has me fully invested
DigitalSeahorse: being mediocre rocks
aWabbajack: Skyrim?! When are we going back there?
Swamplor: its going to be even less dark in a minute, when it becomes en fuego
Zefiris0: Oh Hey first time catching a stream, Nice to see you two live ^^
Kaszoski: So far this game is charming
DigitalSeahorse: treasure day!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @zefiris0 in the immortal words of John McClane, “Welcome to the party, pal!”
thraximore: This looks better than 99% of the Watch and Play library
GlennSeto: Did you literally find the next disc of the game?
whales9001: hey all
Dr_fragenstien: it makes me laugh, if you don't finish it/give up on it, I'd like to see you continue it
Shirts_: what is this game called? maze?
DigitalSeahorse: RPGEmpty RPGPhatLoot
ancientspark: It can't last, the game must screw up somewhere!
Rhynerd: Maize
Shirts_: Rhynerd thank you
Nigouki: using the nail was entirely correct
Shirts_: this locations feel like real places
Zefiris0: I've seen this played ages ago and it stays consistantly good through ou thte playthrough
Genderi: It's.. refreshing? that the keys aren't keys?
IsThis___Art: @Nigouki omg I lul'd
thraximore: They actually feel like someone might inhabit them
whales9001: waiiiit a second I don't see any witches
ThorSokar: I haven't seen one crate yet, or even something that doesn't fit / shouldn't be there
Kaszoski: No No No
kaffeetrinken89: racist corn?
Haberdashed: Corm
NicTMagic: @Juliamon HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!?!? lrrBEN lrrALEX lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEEJ
kaffeetrinken89: The corn that writes ... and hates?
Rhynerd: I think one or two broke in my school.
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart voxlunRad katesHeart
Diabore: wait was that at the end? tried to eat the paper?
Rockario: They were indestructable, which was why everyone kept the ones that actually got broken around to beat up on
silvalunae: photoshop it?
ThorSokar: ya need a workout pal!
pratorious420: its a big mood
Shirts_: its sucks less if you go with friends
Rockario: Lose weight, or get jacked?
Mysticman89: if you forget to eat because you're grinding, you can indeed lose weight.
Pteraspidomorphi: Losing weight is the opposite
Rockario: I thought that said "Creamed Pile of Corn"
Dr_fragenstien: i can't read the descriptions fast enough BibleThump
DigitalSeahorse: muscle has more weight than fat
Mysticman89: won't help with getting jacked, but still.
whales9001: wait is this Blair witch?
thraximore: no
Gascitygaming: this is better
ritchards: this is a hecking game!
Kaszoski: Is this better than Blair Witch? Seems so
eric_christian_berg: This is soooo much better.
Nigouki: this is actually fun so it can't be Blair Witch Kappa
ThorSokar: this game is very aware of itself, and kind of amusing
whales9001: what is this then?
Boi_Ginny: Trip fall stab
DigitalSeahorse: or the left direction
whales9001: corn simulator?
NicTMagic: but bullet though?
Genderi: "Category: Maize"
NicTMagic: he was a good doggo
avpas: is this Signs?
empyreon: SMASH
amythist: oh sweet, this game
Kaszoski: Bullet totally survived 100% and was not hurt
Swamplor: warp key? now we can go straight to world 8!
Lysander_Gustav: great music choice
IsThis___Art: OF CORN
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ThorSokar: the cob fob!
Dr_fragenstien: this game is pretty good at telegraphing what items to use where
Genderi: It's combining relatively memorable environments with clear pathmarking
seth_erickson: We can get in that original door we saw!
Styxseus: flawless
sireggsbenedict: IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lysander_Gustav: Is it one of those remote door opener things?
circusofkirkus: alex has seen the matrix
Rhynerd: Have we looked at that statue over there?
theneatestburrito: Kob of Korn? Korn tie-in confirmed?
snowewolf: but what you put the in the oil?
seth_erickson: It had a circle a hand print and a square
kaffeetrinken89: Is there a scetch with Ian as farmer? Somehow I want him to see as farmer/mad scientist (Ian Corner).
Rhynerd: Darn, I missed that.
IsThis___Art: Korn Power!
seth_erickson: a rectangle I mean
aquinas_0: lol
DeafMints: Ooh Maize is a great game
NimrodXIV: got yer hand
amythist: he's fine
NightValien28: DOC BROWN NOOOO
MitchTheQuaker: 1.21 jiggawatts?
Haberdashed: Oh look it's that hand you needed!
aquinas_0: meta text warning?
NicTMagic: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
IsThis___Art: am he ok?
bowsin_durrows: Hey look a hand, we needed that.
bowsin_durrows: The door needed a hand.
Genderi: We're putting the hand in the hand slot
aWabbajack: Abba Fernando
DigitalSeahorse: and then never eat sausage again
PharaohBender27: They killed Doc Brown! Those bastards!
caelusaran: Are we actually corn-people?
thraximore: Wait were you the corn the WHOLE TIME?
silvalunae: I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, fernando
mjessee83: LRR should do a top 50 indie games countdown stream :)
Lysander_Gustav: awww, but hand-sausage!
Zimmercj: Without spoiling, you are not corn.
BusTed: 🤔
empyreon: orrrrrr, hear me out, we have sausages
Genderi: And we may or may not have a sircle
DigitalSeahorse: corner on corn!
Professor_Rakor: Cardboard boxes! the greatest deterrent
Diabore: found a severed hand Ben: lets make sausage!
Swamplor: it would explain why we are so dumb
minksterella_: The real corn are the friends we make along the way
BusTed: anything.
A_Dub888: !findquote sausage
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RurouniGeo: this game has been out for a while so dont spoil the plot if you know it
Genderi: Even sausage fob
iamkaiserbear: We have a hunger that only Hands can satisfy
thraximore: you could even make sausage
DigitalSeahorse: corn dog sausage
snowewolf: are you a lama and do you ware a hat ben?
Haberdashed: "Hey listen, I see a sausage grinder, I see meat, I get hungry. It's just how it works." - Ben
SableDrake: but do you have sausage casing?
aWabbajack: wispBlind wispBlind wispBlind cohhBlind cohhBlind cohhBlind cohhBlind
RurouniGeo: eat some pig feet?
DigitalSeahorse: don't spoil the corn
empyreon: LUL
Rhynerd: there is only one thing I remember of this game that I could spoil but I really want Alex and Ben to encounter it blindly.
GlennSeto: Hands, feet ... Ben confirmed cannibal.
kaffeetrinken89: Well fingers are kind of sausage-shaped
silvalunae: so, sausage?
PharaohBender27: Well, the hand does have skin . . .
NimrodXIV: oil
bowsin_durrows: It's the wrong hand.
eric_christian_berg: Rancid oil!!!
caelusaran: Oh god.. the oil.
BasilHunter: rancid oil
DeafMints: Oil time!
IsThis___Art: ew!
empyreon: video games!
Diabore: *barf*
silvalunae: gross!
7gorobei: confit
minksterella_: Delicious
Rhynerd: Fun!
Lysander_Gustav: perfect videogame adventure logic
ritchards: that's a sentence you just said
bowsin_durrows: Yum!
minksterella_: that'll make the sausage taste better
Questhere: mcguffin muffin
Rockario: I want them to kill *you* with the muffin
Juliamon: The muffin will be our last meal
Diabore: muffin strat opop
snowcookies: It's a McMuffin
GlennSeto: A "what she said" joke, in this economy?
mjessee83: lots of undead sludge in that glove
kaffeetrinken89: i only see alex, not hand
aClonedPickle: oh no a maize corn
MadWolf1290: it's palming Alex's head?
thraximore: alex looks like a hand turkey
Dr_fragenstien: hardcore corn
IsThis___Art: alex confirmed hand turkey
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circusofkirkus: nah, we're good
YawnLance: Well that's distressing
NimrodXIV: that's wrong
Genderi: That really is offputting
Shirts_: thanks I hate it
eric_christian_berg: Let's give Ben and Alex a great big hand!
aWabbajack: octoNut2 octoNut2 coxManleee
Diabore: thats actually a pretty good hand
DeafMints: Wasnt there a map button in this game if i recall?
GlennSeto: wait... this hand is intact, while the guy was skeletal...
BusTed: awright
Genderi: music?
kaffeetrinken89: it doesn't look awefull, you lied (I missunderstood)
Zimmercj: Wait for it...
Phailhammer: So, because we need the hand, could you say it's some sort of digital lock? lrrBEEJ
Kaszoski: Kill it
Styxseus: O . o
circusofkirkus: the corn
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Dezinkled: Thats a left hand on the right side isn't it?
NimrodXIV: O_O
IsThis___Art: NOEP
Lysander_Gustav: hey!
NightValien28: WHAT
PharaohBender27: You both look like you're at a slight Dutch angle?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh npo
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
kaffeetrinken89: it will be corny
Fairgrim: NOPE
jam2513: NANI
amythist: well I mean the game is called Maize after all
Dog_of_Myth: ooooo this game.
Nigouki: this is perfection
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
amythist: Dog_of_Myth yup
Boi_Ginny: The heck you say?
caelusaran: Burn it all.
Nigouki: utter perfection
NightValien28: this better than blair witch
TZTFG: Hahahah
GoblinRanger: Well now
Lysander_Gustav: Brittish humor
Diabore: this is amazing
Juliamon: !clip
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aWabbajack: PopCorn PopCorn PopCorn PopCorn
IsThis___Art: MY GOD ITS FULLA STARS
mjessee83: i suddenly love this game
Draynus: a maize ing
Styxseus: E v e r y t h i n g i s f i n e ? !
PharaohBender27: OK this is officially amazing
whales9001: I'm glad I was here for this
aquinas_0: well
Kazman20a: popcorn time
kalateth: Man this acid trip is nuts...
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Diabore: i love it
NimrodXIV: I have questions
NightValien28: best game
Rhynerd: The last one?
7gorobei: art?
tim19862: hate riddles like that lrrSPOOP LUL
silvalunae: wat
Boi_Ginny: That... happened
Lysander_Gustav: yeah all right
Kaszoski: I see
Styxseus: XD
Zimmercj: It only gets better
Pteraspidomorphi: JoTyler: It's always a good time to rewatch Mirrormask
eric_christian_berg: This may be the best game ever!
BlindProphet32: This game is amazing
TZTFG: Excuse me what the fuck
Genderi: tomate 3
Dog_of_Myth: Best reaction.
DeafMints: LUL
Arium26: That was kind of amazing
Shirts_: am I high?
Rhynerd: Welcome to Maize.
Lysander_Gustav: nice
Fairgrim: K
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NightValien28: YA DON'T SAY
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahhaha
bowsin_durrows: LUL
thraximore: this feels like a Dreamworks movie
circusofkirkus: this is amazing
aquinas_0: Cheer100 Weeeeee!
ThorSokar: Did you find a good game by accident again!?
pratorious420: LUL LUL LUL LUL
IsThis___Art: GOTY
silvalunae: okay, worth every penny
RurouniGeo: CLIP IT
Professor_Rakor: At least we have muffin.
kaffeetrinken89: totally worth 27 whatevers
Lysander_Gustav: oh no the english muffin
circusofkirkus: so, dog petting simulator or maize for game of the night?
Lirelent: you are now a hamster
JoTyler: are we in a skinner box now
Dog_of_Myth: @circusofkirkus Why not both?
NightValien28: why are we in a skinner box?
thraximore: yep, skinner box for sure
caelusaran: So, this is going to be its own stream? Like, you have to keep playing this.
Kaszoski: And so we die here
GoblinRanger: are you in a literal skinner box?
JoTyler: no you're getting trained!!
TZTFG: Scrumptioius
Genderi: This is fantastic
Lysander_Gustav: well, okay
Lysander_Gustav: sure
kalateth: monkey island logic here....
Lirelent: alex is trainable, confirmed
DigitalSeahorse: uh
TZTFG: Eat up Alex
thraximore: we are a PIGEON
Diabore: he looks like a potato
PharaohBender27: Dammit why is my clip stuck in the loading circle of death!?
BusTed: I'm with Ted.
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BusTed: He looks like a thumb.
kaffeetrinken89: i totally corn-ered that guy
Styxseus: Related to troll-face..
Lysander_Gustav: :D
DigitalSeahorse: looks like his name rhymes with Cord
Styxseus: Welcome to [redacted] !
Diabore: uhhhhh
Pteraspidomorphi: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Maize
splatty1: um, what was that
Diabore: what was that
NimrodXIV: I am confused and intrigued
thraximore: you guys saw that right
DeafMints: What was that
DeafMints: They missed something
Rhynerd: I assume their brother
Rockario: Uhh, who else saw the thing in the hallway?
Boi_Ginny: This is ah-maize-ing
JoTyler: their brother!
TZTFG: What the actual fuck is this game
Dog_of_Myth: I remember watching the Jesse Cox play through of this. They are in for a treat.
7gorobei: is this the bureau of Corntrol?
DigitalSeahorse: you said this game was $27?
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BusTed: And so, we become Mitchell.
Lysander_Gustav: oh they have no zippers
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
MitchTheQuaker: hey wait im a very large mitchell
JoTyler: mst3k voice: MITCHELL
kaffeetrinken89: so it has to be us military research project
DeafMints: @LoadingReadyRun https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyOilyGrouseMingLee you missed something important...
BusTed: I could use an Abject Failure stamp.
kaffeetrinken89: fuck, too late again
Gascitygaming: can, can we keep playing this next Tuesday?
coelopteryx: i'm getting the impression someone in england looked at how america subsidizes corn so frickin much & puts corn in Everything and they were like "i've got it"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Rockario: "We needed 10 jumpsuits, but if I bought 10 thousand then the discount is bigger than our initial budget!"
Diabore: can we play this game forever
Rhynerd: So, Bob and Ted tried to make sentient corn soldiers?
Questhere: this hame is a maising
BusTed: a plan for man of medan
Camail: this game is great, it only gets better
DeafMints: @LoadingReadyRun https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyOilyGrouseMingLee you missed something important... Ben and Alex ^^
Dog_of_Myth: So Bonus stream then? !yay
splatty1: are we making a teddy bear mech?
JoTyler: teddy with a rocket pack??
Driosenth: That's a real workshop
NicTMagic: Look at this stuff isint it neat...
DigitalSeahorse: sergeSqueak theonl45HUG RPGTreeNua RPGFei RPGBukka teddy
ThorSokar: Someone put A LOT of thought in to the set dressing here, this is so nice
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME coxManleee game
PharaohBender27: Seems like this was a toxic workplace
Diabore: i think the gripper goes on the top left of that thing in the middle of the room\
DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: Foug Dord
Himyul: cornm'n
seth_erickson: Are they doing research on us
BusTed: Hahaha.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Nigouki: wait, what was their riddle? Which one of them is named Jim?
PharaohBender27: :D
IsThis___Art: look at my horse
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game is incredible
circusofkirkus: something on the couch?
Camail: gimme pizzzzza
seth_erickson: Correct Nigouki
JoTyler: Bob's office?
seth_erickson: that was their riddle
prince_infidel: this doesn't look like blair witch?
kaffeetrinken89: Everything is alllright, as long as there is no real life version of that horse. ^^
FanboyBryan: the new product from Pizza Bagels?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: garlic sweats
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lizzinBooty benginButt benginFacepalm
JaymicUnyielding: Hey folks! What's this game about?
BusTed: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Maize
e_bloc: honestly could still be blair witch
Kaszoski: So far worth the $27?
Professor_Rakor: I want cheese and onions now...
JoTyler: this is amazing
JaymicUnyielding: uuuuuuhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: very worth
A_Dub888: Is this Frog Fractions 3?
Juliamon: A cute excuse for the post-it exposition.
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
kalateth: can't blame them for wanting to not work with Bob....
BusTed: They'd have to watch each other poop.
Rockario: Blocked off his access to the bathroom, so he goes around
Wrexadecimal: lrrGARBO
Lysander_Gustav: They have to look at each other while pooping
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaFlush lrrGARBO kathle3TRI
randomino5: 4Head
kalateth: whats left of bob...
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thraximore: corn on the bob
Rhynerd: Or maybe he’s the sludge monster?
Genderi: That path of trash
RurouniGeo: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO carciBurger carciBurger
PharaohBender27: Wait, two gold toilets with no screen between them? Was this an employee's fetish of two people shitting while staring each other in the eyes?
Rhynerd: Oh, thank goodness.
Shirts_: are we Ted?
Teangeolai: The taste was never the same after they took the salmonella out
DeafMints: @PharaohBender27 The co-founders toilets
DeafMints: Bot of them would have to had share the toilet
MrQBear: Okay, I looked away, and in that time, my headset failed: What is this game and what the actual hell is going on
ritchards: oh yes, I remember watching someone play this now....
MrQBear: Because experiencing this without sound is interesting.
DeafMints: MrQBear Maize
amythist: you are not building a robot, you are creating the best character in the game
kalateth: so Bob
kaffeetrinken89: We allready figured our we aren't very smart. Maybe we are Bob.
Rockario: Maybe no one's dead, Bob just finally drove everyone else to resign
thraximore: That's totally it I bet
PharaohBender27: I mean, that's sadly the most realistic explanation
NightValien28: or maybe the people are the corn
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad katesHeart katesTrick
Genderi: There's a total of one bad corn down here apparently
Genderi: Or at least an "odd" one
Shirts_: my bet is we are Ted
zed_alpha: cheer100 Of course the Korn is slightly irradiated. Have you HEARD that guy? Listen to that guy and tell me that Jonny doesn't just slough off hard gamma like other people lose skin cells.
randomino5: are we gonna see corn boobs?
GlennSeto: According to howlongtobeat.com, this game is 3.5 hrs - do we finish this after Man of Medan?
Teangeolai: Life finds a way
BusTed: Jurassic Park?
Lirelent: nature finds a way
e_bloc: Cheer100 life . . . uh. . . finds a way.
Diabore: why is this like a prison shower
randomino5: dVOS
circusofkirkus: pet rocks!
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Rhynerd: I wonder how many rocks you can collect.
DigitalSeahorse: science has been wrong about chromosomes before ferociousPride mattyqTransSnowflake IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
theneatestburrito: So the researchers turned into rocks...
Kazman20a: it looks like there is somthing behind the boxs in the shower
amythist: well you need at least 2 more for the robot it seems
Rhynerd: Corn day care
Shirts_: all of the things we pick up are themed almost like we know what the thing is.
circusofkirkus: wait, are we Bob?
thraximore: we are totally Bob aren't we :/
Shirts_: I think we're Ted
Dr_fragenstien: what are the names on the board?
amythist: I do love that he always signs "Cordially, Ted"
Kaszoski: Naps are great
zed_alpha: What are the smiley faces for on the wall?
zed_alpha: Craftsmanship and what else?
NightValien28: it is important for a place to have a day care even without children, it helps the workers
GlennSeto: Bob cannot walk this fast with that diet.
silvalunae: regression is a possible stress reliever, but maybe not at work
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug RPGTreeNua teddy
Professor_Rakor: We are someone who can be blocked by a pile ofcardboard boxes
Mysticman89: fill the room with lightbulbs.
PharaohBender27: We're a son-of-a-Bob?
Diabore: wipe the game and start again
thraximore: add another light source
Himyul: either that, or black mold
DoodlestheGreat: Wait, you could go into that tube. There might be something in it.
ReverseCreations: I think I saw an X panel back toward the gym
Teangeolai: Lot of seating options in this hallway
randomino5: man they got a lotta couches in that hallway
Lirelent: usually a triangle that has it's vertexes in the wrong order so it's wrong way out
kaffeetrinken89: maybe we are BOBCORN
Rhynerd: I have a feeling that’s the keyboard.
DeafMints: Theres something on the shelve
zed_alpha: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Maize
JaymicUnyielding: if it's an Old Computer, maybe you need a floppy disk?
DeafMints: Theres something on the shelves in that room @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: teddy should get fedora
thraximore: now that you mention it...
kaffeetrinken89: It is a military project.
thraximore: zapphod beeblebrox?
Dr_fragenstien: the painting was intractable near the elevator
thraximore: Bob and zapphod would get along I feel
Indiexxx: Couldn't get into Douglas Adams
DeafMints: O.o i saw something white
psychro_hominoidea: Theres a wall panel with an X on it by the gym
Azsedcf: Near the gym, there appears to be a panel to mess with.
BusTed: Flawless
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DeafMints: LUL
circusofkirkus: uh
ReverseCreations: Dear Drs. LRR there was an X panel on the corner near the gym
NightValien28: sure I guess
Drasvin: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Maize
Mysticman89: ram on a breadboard for reasons
circusofkirkus: good guy bob
DeafMints: WOW BOB
BusTed: These are some remarkably intuitive item interactions.
tim19862: but do you have to break a jar with a shop press lrrBEEJ
NightValien28: OMFG
Lirelent: hahahah
Dr_fragenstien: but he's not malicious as far as I can tell, which makes him hard to hate
DigitalSeahorse: Foug Dord :P
Kaszoski: Stare
tim19862: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Perfect!
Morendur: uh....
Ferisar: you are 100% bob
Zebunisher: plot twist:bob is the real genius
Shirts_: nope we are bob
DeafMints: LUL
NimrodXIV: that's totally how that works
IsThis___Art: we are bob
cheetoJack: thats how ram works
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
Ferisar: sorry
empyreon: LUL
Teangeolai: Right where that goes
thraximore: the real experiment was how long Ted could go without killing his coworker
Rhynerd: Genius.
Wrexadecimal: oh. my. god.
GlennSeto: ok, we might be Bob
e_bloc: Cheer100 OMG flawless
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Wrexadecimal: That poor atari
Morendur: did the lets nope become Watch and Play?
kaffeetrinken89: "he" totally is.
Kaszoski: RUSSIAN
GoblinRanger: ok I'm laughing too loud after that
Wrexadecimal: enigmaS
Camail: get out of hear, stalker
DeafMints: BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME
NightValien28: COMRADGE BEAR
silvalunae: cute?
tim19862: uhh oh no
JoTyler: oh my god
Nigouki: D:
circusofkirkus: i don't understand
DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahha yes, he's Russian
tim19862: LUL
Zebunisher: press q to sign that you understand
JoTyler: game of the year
PhorrestGaze: called out
PharaohBender27: I'm worried
Indiexxx: I am here for this
NightValien28: the animations are great
Gascitygaming: this is my favourite thing
Lysander_Gustav: yeah okay
atrophonian: I'm in love.
limis646: this is brilliant
Wrexadecimal: UHHH
GlennSeto: drugs?
NicTMagic: THIS IS AMAZING!!!
Nigouki: this is the greatest thing ever
cheetoJack: Bear friend!
splatty1: now we can clear orange boxes I assume?
7gorobei: worth it
NightValien28: NO
Mysticman89: I don't think you paid enough for this game
silvalunae: i think i like this game
DolGrenn: GOTY
DeafMints: VLADDY!
randomino5: you need to make a moustache out of cat hair in order to match the ID card even though the ID photo doesn't have a moustache
NightValien28: lrrAWW
LivingTheTruth: Hi guys also Bye Guys
JoTyler: awwww
DigitalSeahorse: aww :P
Wrexadecimal: CHEEKY BREEKY
kaffeetrinken89: Ooooh
Camail: awww
Lysander_Gustav: yaya
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehehe
NightValien28: what an amazing game
thraximore: I love it
JoTyler: this is so great
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i want to see more too
silvalunae: please come back to this eventually?
Shirts_: that was great
IsThis___Art: WANT MOAR
Boi_Ginny: Love it
Genderi: That better have saved
Rhynerd: And this was shortly before the point where the gameplay video I saw of this ended.
Indiexxx: Good place for second wind
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart RPGShihu theonl45Heart
Dezinkled: that was amazing
Zefiris0: I love it
GlennSeto: Yes, please, more!
NimrodXIV: more of that, please!
Nigouki: this is the absolute bestest kind of weird
kaffeetrinken89: MOAR! MOAR!
PharaohBender27: Definitely a future play
Mysticman89: a-maize-ing
Rhynerd: I hope I see more of this.
NicTMagic: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DeafMints: !next
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Dog_of_Myth: Slightly corny but in a good way.
DigitalSeahorse: I like your shirt, Alex! Tentacles!
amythist: so if I remember right Vladdy is really slow, but if you give him the sweatband he moves a little quicker
DigitalSeahorse: Squid4 lizzinBooty
NicTMagic: I resubed with my amazon prime but didn't get a notification
JoTyler: def worth a bonus stream
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Alex and Ben
NicTMagic: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NimrodXIV: and then... Desert Bus
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tim19862: Alex, your hair would be perfect for a He-man bit on LRL or something
GlennSeto: oh no, not our Serge!
Drasvin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
seth_erickson: I can't wait. It's so hype
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto planetNOPE this nope was dope
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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silvalunae: it's really good
DiscordianTokkan: Purifier is ver good
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet!
Boi_Ginny: Goodnight good boys!
tim19862: it would be amazing lrrAWESOME
Questhere: kthxbai!
Nigouki: thanks and byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee
empyreon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
silvalunae: thank!
Dog_of_Myth: Highlight incoming
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, gents!
Phailhammer: cya :)
JoTyler: niiiight
Rhynerd: And he tries
bowsin_durrows: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Fate of the Elder Gods) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (20:53 from now).
tim19862: night ben and alex lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Anyways. Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: And goodnight
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for corny stream slytqHug
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (30d, 12:53 from now)