Questhere: !next
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RassilonDND: !next
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RassilonDND: are we *checkpoint* on time?
AmoriLinguae: well it's only 7 past, so yes?
Metric_Furlong: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #5495: "The same again, please. Wetter this time." —Graham [2018-11-09]
incslayer: !findqoute checkpoint
Foxmar320: That sure is a quote
incslayer: i cant spell
angryoptimist: !findquote check
LRRbot: Quote #3633: "I don't want to be writing checks that Tally will make my *** cash." —Kathleen [2016-11-18]
TXC2: no one can, not really
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incslayer: i would want context for that one
angryoptimist: Wise words.
mtvcdm: That's clearly from DB.
angryoptimist: DB craftalong, probably.
mtvcdm: Tally's last year as prize mistress.
incslayer: she could make a surprise triumphant return at some point
TXC2: we can only hope
angryoptimist: I don't think she'll be returning in that capacity. Coming by a guest, though.
Juliamon: You never get less busy once you have a kid.
incslayer: this is true
angryoptimist: Everyone who has kids has corroborated this to me.
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Diabore: @Juliamon sure you do, it just takes, like, 18 years
TXC2: 18 years, if you're in the 1950 Kappa
angryoptimist: Another thing I've heard from parents who've passed that phase--parenting is a *lifelong* gig.
Juliamon: Diabore Even then, they permanently own a portion of your brain. My mom had a panic attack when my sister (32) flew cross-country.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the long game still set to happen?
Juliamon: As far as we know, yes?
Pteraspidomorphi: Cool
Juliamon: They will tweet if it does get cancelled.
angryoptimist: Is the potara fusion of Graham and Beej "Greej" or "Beeham"?
Juliamon: Beam.
angryoptimist: Also, does their power level go up or down on fusion?
7gorobei: any word on the Maize bonus stream?
Juliamon: 7gorobei Not yet!
Metric_Furlong: neither The Long Game nor Fu¨t have been cancelled yet
AmoriLinguae: Graheej
angryoptimist: @Juliamon Beam is good.
incslayer: Maize? but we just got Derek out of it
Pteraspidomorphi: They've been good about putting those on the calendar
incslayer: @Juliamon Beam is very good
Metric_Furlong: ¨twitch's font overhaul means it struggles to render ¨
Metric_Furlong: it seems
7gorobei: @Juliamon thx
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (14m ago).
cheetoJack: f¨ut is easier than ever to type at least
shadowbow464: !quote
cheetoJack: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨oh this is highly abusable
incslayer: thought that just popped into my head: a checkpoint of a Captain Planet style montage of everyone combining their powers to form LRR (yes beej just stares straight into the camera and say BEEJ!)
AmoriLinguae: fu¨t
angryoptimist: ¨f¨u¨t
incslayer: crapshot i meant
AmoriLinguae: fu¨ t
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (17m ago).
angryoptimist: ¨L¨R¨R
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
incslayer: stop doing that it makes me think my screen is dirty :(
cheetoJack: So it combines every ¨ into the next character that is not a ¨ . Which means you could type a hundred of them and it would take one character width
RassilonDND: hmm. which la guage is fut from? I would laugh pretty hard if it was a Chinese character or cyrillic
Metric_Furlong: cheetoJack that sounds like a challenge
cheetoJack: there was an apple font bug that relied zero width characters and overflowing things before
incslayer: Snorshian
Laurence72: The Old Country
incslayer: made from Ash
Dared00: here we gooooo
alexgranddestroyer: faf
AmoriLinguae: I assumed fu"t came from futball
MidgardSerpent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: lrrSIGNAL
angryoptimist: lrrSIGNAL
Amentur: Signal
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for gaming news and HOO BOY! | It’s CheckPoint! | 📷 ||
Jeezy56: lrrSIGNAL
cheetoJack: though that bug was reliant on zero width characters that changed the direction of font rendering so it wouldnt be quite the same
LoadingReadyRun: Woo
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: There we go
Fracaswell: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RassilonDND: so fut is really just the symbol for a pile of ash in snorshian?
MolaMolaphant: oh hey a checkpoint!
LoadingReadyRun: Oooo @fracaswell with that fancy badge
Laurence72: I wonder if we'll get a blizzard of stories today?
Metric_Furlong: cheetoJack unless we found another character that does that and combined them...
incslayer: Lets go with that
RassilonDND: or the remains of what a weagle leaves behind?
incslayer: @Laurence72 i would be surprised if there is no mention of it
CastleOtranto: Checkpoint, a-woo-hoo!
cheetoJack: Metric_Furlong I doubt it would be that hard. Just find what makes the ¨ special in this font
LoadingReadyRun: And @castleotranto! Neat!
Rathclav: Can't sleep, but at least I can catch a checkpoint live for once in a blue moon
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ZethRuss: yay for checkpoint
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StarlitGhost: let's point at those checks!
incslayer: @RassilonDND that could still be ash though weagles can be destructive :P
TXC2: Laurence72 incslayer I could see us not going into that whole hornet's nest :p
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NathanJay_GA: PeckChoint!
taitaisanchez: okay I need to sub just for the lrrFINE emote
kinslayer6788: lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: It is time for the Pointes to be chequed! rooDerp
alexgranddestroyer: lrrFINE This one?
CastleOtranto: *strokes long gray beard* It has been a whole, hasn't it?
mtvcdm: People with Prime do get a free sub.
arlodog1: Pointchuck
incslayer: @TXC2 maybe not in the main section but a discussion could happen in the aftershow methinks
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taitaisanchez: lrrFINE
TXC2: incslayer possibly
Foxmar320: A good sub train today
Phosphatide: i got “untitled goose game speedruns” on my checkpoint bingo card this week
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Laurence72 plans out who to get rid of to earn a first badge. Sees the list is longer than teh Hapsburg Dynasty.
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RassilonDND: @incslayer weagles leave nothing but footprints and ash in their wake eh?
incslayer: yep
TheOneCalledStu: Hell yah
TXC2: Hello Graham and Beej
Foxmar320: I don't have it on mine
Drasvin: Honk
LordChrusher: cheer100
InkyGhoast: honk
Juliamon: !y
Amentur: Hönk
angryoptimist: If it's an untitled goose game speedrun, is it the speedrun that's untitled? Kappa
MaverickArtist: lrrGRAHAM lrrBEEEJ
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TheOneCalledStu: HONK
Diabore: !bingo
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shadowbow464: first checkpoint i have seen live in a while.
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Fracaswell: :V
wildpeaks: the 2 minutes one is insane
TXC2: Heank
Spacecarl: unless talking this counts
taitaisanchez: why is beej sitting in Katherine's place and why is Graham sitting in Beej's spot
mercano82: Lying a about a Goose Game is a goose kind of move.
gravity_pike: Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our age!
red_shoes_jeff: *Crapshot Ending Noise!*
ani_laurel: Amazing
incslayer: @taitaisanchez dont worry bout it
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Jadenim: Nearly 3 decades? That's how that works, right??
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Akaiatana: Is the goose.... the goose from Hot Fuzz???
kenkopin: Put Untitled Goose in the opening Checkpoint Graphics you cowards.
Diabore: how do i get checkpoint bingo
taitaisanchez: lrrBEEJ
raaabr: woot, checkpoint
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Anaerin: I gotta say, the Goose clipping to "Fly" near the end is *chef kiss*
Reecer6: that's super cute, it being the same fence
NimrodXIV: #BlameGraham
taitaisanchez: MercyWing1 lrrBEEJ MercyWing2
Anaerin: Akaiatana That's a Swan, unfortunately.
arlodog1: Support honk kong!
TheMerricat: I love how Graham keeps reminding us he's Canadian in his apologizing....
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Amentur: Fracaswell, you're the first one I see with that new founders badge. Neat
gravity_pike: That's just goose-physics.
Foxmar320: Bless you
Laurence72: It's teh goose remembering how to fly momentarily
mercano82: Nice save
TXC2: goose is as goose does
incslayer: Bless you
Amentur: Gesundheit
Dared00: gesundheit
wildpeaks: goose-undheit
red_shoes_jeff: Bless you
gravity_pike: I step away from the microphone to sneeze.
NathanJay_GA: that sneeze was so powerful, my stream started buffering
angryoptimist: That's a powerful sneeze.
Fracaswell: Amentur i didn't know it was a thing until just now
mercano82: We're gonna need a bigger hole.
noSmokeFire: "it turns out there's only so much stuff I can fit in a hole" what an interesting line to tune into
Foxmar320: Same here G
RassilonDND: the goose is really Ian in the universe he is a animorph
accountmadeforants: Lukewarm take: Geese are midly less shitty storks.
shadowbow464: i have the same thing but for smell.
TheMerricat: Not that loud, but you definitely have force to your sneezes.
incslayer: animorphs not that is a series i havent thought of in year
incslayer: s
CleeKru: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:14.
noSmokeFire: hands: medium-rare
TXC2: lets point the checks
Foxmar320: Stuff!
DoodlestheGreat: Uh oh...
Phosphatide: beej’s hands have reached an agreement
Pteraspidomorphi: Some of your jokes are
wench_tacular: we'll try?
gravity_pike: Loading Ready Run: We hope you understand the jokes.
Tithegha: i hope so too
Foxmar320: lol
CleeKru: don't
Laurence72: guess I'm oomed
StationaryTarget: That's sounds... Ominous
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god.
TheOneCalledStu: so fart jokes all the way down
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: mitigating to the point of finctionality. beejs hand weirdness solutions mimic my job.
mtvcdm: Welp
ritchards: wait... we are supposed to understand the jokes???
arlodog1: Hmm
mjfsixteen: I'm hoping for spicy takes on the blizzard situation
Reecer6: beej, the goose of checkpoint
shadowbow464: that's not encouraging
CastleOtranto: This show has jokes?
JRandomHacker: Joke crashed my stream..?
TXC2: also chat, for the love of the Gods please don't spam ANYTHING about Hong Kong, just please
NimrodXIV: so, I can no longer watch Checkpoint Kappa
Dared00: "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Checkpoint"
AmoriLinguae: local recording?
Serifina: oh hey am I in time for points and checks?
TXC2: sure are Serifina
Serifina: I AM
Amentur: Oh boy
Foxmar320: We called it
CleeKru: !findquote IQ
LRRbot: Quote #3448: "I have a low IQ." —Cameron [2016-09-23]
Dared00: oooooooh boooooy
niccus: time to dive right into it
incslayer: @TXC2 so i was right
Serifina: Eeeeeeecksellent
Juliamon: Perfectly on time
Tithegha: hoooo
AmoriLinguae: just in time Serifina
Reecer6: it's a hot news
NightValien28: ah yes blizzard being as shitty as their shitty racist games
RassilonDND: yes! we're doing it!
mtvcdm: i mean, was the top story going to be anything else.
Dared00: H I G H B R O W
ritchards: Hi Beej!
Foxmar320: lol
NightValien28: hahahaha
Laurence72: LOL
TheOneCalledStu: RIP
TXC2: !clip
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kamelion84: lol
Pal_Friendpatine: If I don’t watch a lot of Rick and Morty can I still like the show? And if I do like this show does it mean I would like Rick and Morty?
accountmadeforants: Perfect
shadowbow464: going to highlights
TheWarbo: you're the kathleen now, dog
Phosphatide: gottem Jebaited
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
Serifina: Kathleen looks strange this week. :p
TheOneCalledStu: WE alll float down here
mercano82: And we have a stinger
Izhuark: Was beej kathleendroped ?
raaabr: lrrHERE
Mal2mad: Yes
accountmadeforants: The prophecy from last episode has been fulfilled!
incslayer: @Serifina thats judgemental of you :P
RassilonDND: what are ya buying beej?
Juliamon: !addquote (Graham) [now] YOU'RE Kathleen now! | to Beej
LRRbot: New quote #6465: "YOU'RE Kathleen now!" —Graham, to Beej [2019-10-10]
taitaisanchez: Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two: lrrBEEJ lrrKATHLEEN me: I see no difference
Serifina: @incslayer I judge everything
wildpeaks: Negative Latency gogcomSpoopy
NightValien28: oh right the stupid negative lag
Master_Gunner: I thought we told Paul to stop working on that technology?
Foxmar320: If anyone was going to invent time travel it would be Google.
Graved: This is not new: some emulators already do that
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Phosphatide: oh god i just read about this LUL
NimrodXIV: wut
Stoffern: ?
angryoptimist: Ah, so flat out untruths.
Anaerin: Google are just licensing Paul's "Negative Stream Delay" system.
flatluigi: drew scanlon!
NightValien28: why are tech bros so dumb
Graved: Drew!
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] You're Kathleen now! | Graham, to Beej, menacingly.
LRRbot: New quote #6466: "You're Kathleen now!" —Graham, Graham, to Beej, menacingly. [2019-10-10]
incslayer: @Serifina are you a level 5 super judge?
Zrams3y: Drew!
Reecer6: About this story: Didn't we have a story like a month ago how Nvidia had been USING this same thing for a while, and then *stopped* using it because it wasn't good?
Tithegha: psychic consoles?
Serifina: @incslayer You can't prove I'm not!
Juliamon: Beat you to it TXC2
Clench_Eastwood: so...the feature Nvidia just allowed you to disable?
Stoffern: This is how we get Vex
mtvcdm: So doing dumb and unexpected things will cause the game to lag.
Spluuga: Oh, the feature nvidia had that they disabled because it caused lag?
TXC2: Juliamon well poop :P
Kazman20a: didn't Blizzard just move away from this
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks Google teftR
Tiber727: Next, it decides which DLC you are most likely to buy.
Foxmar320: Can it predict me being good at Crucible?
NightValien28: yes
mjfsixteen: god Beej, what a mood
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: that guy from the gif apparently really into biking and does charity stuff
accountmadeforants: As someone with a PhD in computer engineering: No. That's impossibly stupid.
incslayer: yes a replica minigun
TheMerricat: @Spluuga that is exactly what it is
Mal2mad: I just play Junkrat. F aiming.
Nigouki: wait what
Foxmar320: I heard a little about this
angryoptimist: I'm sure Google's plan will work perfectly and not totally fail! Kappa x 9 MILLION
drcanonball: a minigun?
Phosphatide: mmm yes relatable news indeed
TXC2: why does Valve have a mingun?
Amentur: Someone stole Sasha?!
Valhallan597: LUL
ritchards: stairwell!
mtvcdm: Ah yes, a FedEx truck, the classic getaway vehicle.
Phosphatide: was it "door"
TXC2: the stair part? Kappa
TheMerricat: He kept breaking into the SAME door, and used a recycling bin to carry out the loot
NimrodXIV: *slow clap*
wildpeaks: surprise, it wasn't a stairwell, it was a portal
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lollll
GDwarf: The ability to use a nonfunctional door is impressive. :P
ani_laurel: Thinkgeek died?
Foxmar320: wat
NightValien28: it did
LucyCloudberry: there's a good article on that that basically details how to break into valve
Juliamon: A GEO PRISM
mercano82: The minigun was presumably Heavy Weapons Guy's
TheMerricat: @ani_laurel saddly.
angryoptimist: WHAT
mtvcdm: "skillfully packed"
NathanJay_GA: well, they did give LRR a small fortune for their old games
angryoptimist: Those still EXIST?!
Angnor33: Awwww. I miss my Geo Metro...
Tithegha: wow....
Amentur: TXC2, Team Fortress 2 does have a character rather infatuated with various miniguns. That would kinda make sense?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: whaat
ani_laurel: Man, I do NOT pay attention to these things
drcanonball: You sure he's not from florida?
liphttam1: oh ive never seen checkpoint live before
Serifina: Oh no
SnowBuddy18: are we sure that
taitaisanchez: Everything about that man makes me think that he's some kind of Cryptid
TXC2: Amentur ah supose
Foxmar320: oh wow yes
SnowBuddy18: are we sure that's not Feed Dump?
accountmadeforants: That's pretty fun
incslayer: oohh now i need to listen to this
Juliamon: Paging Dorf Fort devs
Foxmar320: Yesssssss
NimrodXIV: :D
mtvcdm: oh nooooooooo
Pal_Friendpatine: Neat
NightValien28: I love this
Phosphatide: Kreygasm
Serifina: Ahahahahaha
TXC2: eaithhhhhhhhh
niccus: for more on the Stadia story,
CleeKru: yes...
Anaerin: Is... Is that why Half-Life 3 hasn't been released? This fucker keeps stealing the in-development copy?
Tithegha: i love that they do this
Tikosh_: Sounds great
snowcookies: it's great
ani_laurel: I love it
TheMerricat: Bastion..... :-)
Serifina: Maybe this will ACTUALLY get people to READ THE PATCH NOTES
Laurence72: I'm all for this
Foxmar320: Can I get this for The Sims? That game has crazy patch notes.
mtvcdm: But did anyone ever stop to consider whether they should.
StationaryTarget: This. Is. GENIUS!
liphttam1: thats so slow!
accountmadeforants: Okay, yeah, I went from neat to AMAZING
Tithegha: i can get the highlights while driving
NightValien28: if they do this to EULAS and TOS people will actually know what they are signing for
ani_laurel: ok, but this is way better than a screen reader for blind folks
incslayer: @Serifina no it wont but it will cause me to listen to it
Ivalenz_: #Accessibility
Tiber727: My patch notes will be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
Serifina: @incslayer You know what I meant. :p
DoodlestheGreat: Hell yes.
incslayer: i would get Brian Blessed
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah
snowcookies: Logan I assume
NimrodXIV: yeah, big props to that actor
JRandomHacker: Logan Cunningham is amazing
Pteraspidomorphi: Logan rocks
TXC2: when is Steve Blum gonna start doing this?
Foxmar320: Now I want Destiny patch notes read by Eris Morne
Serifina: Is Harmonix still a thing?
Spluuga: Beej, no
angryoptimist: Imagine Volition making another actual Saints Row!
TXC2: Here we go
Phosphatide: buckling in
NightValien28: the first time
wildpeaks: *gasp*
ani_laurel: whaaatttt?
angryoptimist: S'a bad look, Blizzard. S'a bad look.
AmoriLinguae: LMAO
Mal2mad: *gasp* NO
incslayer: yea Fox reported on it
taitaisanchez: Finally. Games are political for the first time since Custer's Revenge
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: the revolution of our times
NightValien28: blizzard, being a piece of shit, I am shocked and surprised
accountmadeforants: There's very few developers who are even remotely as cool as Supergiant Games to begin with, so that arms race probably won't happen.
StageMgrRob: Can Dererk do the patch notes for something?
Phosphatide: those poor casters
Pteraspidomorphi: TXC2: I didn't want to say anything but Graham does often talk about this sort of thing (usually really well)
gravity_pike: liberate hong kong, revolution of our age
Foxmar320: :(
Laurence72: Oh no! You showed the picture, now CP will be banned in China too!
snowcookies: oof
Syntheticuh: PunOko
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: they want my id in order to close my account... not sure how theyll validate that against my net handle
NightValien28: fuck blizzard and any of its game
ani_laurel: That is an incredibly broad statement
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, in short, "when we feel like it."
noSmokeFire: whats $0 USD in CAD?
RassilonDND: I really hope they include the blizzard China official statement.
NightValien28: Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver you can always sell it off
EvilBadman: @ani_laurel That's broad as possible
EvilBadman: On purpose
NimrodXIV: "offends a portion of the public" ois a ... broad category
ani_laurel: I know @EvilBadman , but it still makes me sad
Anaerin: noSmokeFire Going by current Canadian prices, at least $50CAD
angryoptimist: Here's the moment where Blizzard has finally used up its good will reservoir.
noSmokeFire: @Anaerin thanks!
Serifina: People are ANGERY
Serifina: And they should be
AmoriLinguae: @NimrodXIV that I believe can cover literally any statement
mtvcdm: Boy howdy.
Amentur: All the Overwatch Mei memes coxCool
Anaerin: And Apple.
mjfsixteen: amgry
NightValien28: I hope people manage to get overwatch banned in china
mtvcdm: Mei is starting to get used as a protest symbol in a deliberate attempt to get Overwatch banned in China.
ritchards: Hollywood has been courting Chinese money for a while now too
taitaisanchez: Also remember tencent also owns a piece of Epic
noSmokeFire: "Mei memes" is pronounced "Mei meimeis"
snowcookies: Companies will do anything for money
NightValien28: riot is full of shit
wildpeaks: not just a piece, 40%
angryoptimist: We'll see how long that lasts.
NimrodXIV: woof
Syntheticuh: amazing that 23 years in, south park is still putting out an episode that is so spot on
mtvcdm: Also, the Overwatch League has a team from Guangzhou, 80 miles from Hong Kong, so that'll be fun taking them on road trips.
TheMerricat: Just a reminder - Tencent DOES own portion of Activision/Blizzard
Reecer6: how can you spell "free hong kong" in hearthstone cards? i'm sure it will be figured out
ani_laurel: Thats a bit on the nose
Serifina: Epic dude Tim has *also* gone on Twitter to say they wouldn't stop one of their players or casters, and in fact that Tencent could go suck it. And Tencent owns 40% of Epic.
Phosphatide: damn lrrHORN
Anaerin: No mention of account cancellations being blocked?
liphttam1: Gamers rise up
angryoptimist: "Well, not EVERY voice... Gotta get that $$$$"
Syntheticuh: yeah the account cancellations being blocked should be noted too imo
NightValien28: nah they will forget about all of this when they release another lgbt character, blizzard fans are dumb like that
TXC2: Beej eats the whole muffins
Phosphatide: lrrAWW
j0xer: 10 muffins is like 5000 calories no big deal
mtvcdm: A muffin contains ten muffins each?
Amentur: So 10² muffins?
angryoptimist: The account cancellations thing is new to me.
wynternyghtynggale: lrrAWESOME
accountmadeforants: I do love that this actually seems to be incensing people.
Serifina: @Syntheticuh That's almost certainly server overload and not deliberate/malicious.
DoodlestheGreat: Blizzard has also disabled all of the authentication methods used to confirm you wanting to cancel your account
snowcookies: ten muffins inside one muffin, got it
CastleOtranto: lrrAWESOME lrrAWW
TheWarbo: do you know the muffin beej, the muffin beej, the muffin beej?
ritchards: drings!
Juliamon: Drings.
Mal2mad: And Beej is still not credited
meowzhuxi: Where did the Tencent ownership number come from? I'm pretty sure their position went below the 5% reporting limit a few years back
Stoffern: drings
NimrodXIV: drings!
Phosphatide: i'm all for option D
wynternyghtynggale: whatever it is I need it
NightValien28: ditto only drings of electric sheep
TheMerricat: @NightValien28 don't sell us too short.
TXC2: a few? Kappa
angryoptimist: Drings. PRAISE CUDE! kathle3PRISM
Spacecarl: But Polygon said the account cancellation thing wasnt true
Reecer6: blame it on the muffins
Tithegha: mih mih queue
Syntheticuh: @Serifina Ah, thats good to hear
TheWarbo: okay wow the word muffin does not look good in the new font
RassilonDND: dringsa the ditto!
Foxmar320: I want that plush to go with my Mimikyu plush.
Reecer6: oh yeah i do not like that this font has ligatures
Reecer6: ligatures are gross get them out of here
NightValien28: TheMerricat evidence shows otherwise, it should not take this much to be mad at blizzard they were always this bad
Serifina: @Syntheticuh If they refused to cancel/delete accounts, it would be an actionable legal thing. They're not *That* dumb.
red_shoes_jeff: Dring on the aftershow!
wynternyghtynggale: still super cut2
CaKnuckleguy: GOT IT ON ONE!
GDwarf: That's...definitely a good point
ritchards: Squeat!
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Dared00: "VICE tested this and could delete an account without issue. Furthermore, an update from the person who sent this viral tweet: “I have now subsequently been able to delete my account over an hour later. At the time I originally tweeted, me and many others could not delete them.”"
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Syntheticuh: Oh wow, that was fake? I'm really sorry for bringing it up then!
noSmokeFire: poorly timed technical SNAFUS
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: they are requiring information they cant verify though like MY ID
liphttam1: good reporting!
angryoptimist: PogChamp @TheMerricat
Izhuark: Can i say things ?
Laurence72: whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
NightValien28: blizzard stole my dog
cheetoJack: It was likely to be an actual technical issue, because turns out you dont stress test your account deletion services
Reecer6: but it had a screenshot ;_;
taitaisanchez: turns out you can put words in any order you want
Clench_Eastwood: wait...journalistic integrity....what is that?!
TheWarbo: "You can just say things" ~ Graham Stark
AwwHex: Is this postshow? Never caught this live
Juliamon: When people are already outraged, it's easy to slip in lies to fire them up.
Pteraspidomorphi: LoadingReadyRun baby murder count: 43
Syntheticuh: It's almost like Graham is doing actual journalism and checking sources! Good job Graham <3
gravity_pike: what, you can do that? holy shit, I'll be right back.
EikoandMog: *shocked pikachu face*
Serifina: Or people will just misunderstand things.
Phosphatide: people never lie on the internet
noSmokeFire: @NightValien28 how did you beat me to that *extremely* specific joke
TheOneCalledStu: What people go on the internet and TELL LIES
TXC2: turns out theres no vetting on the internet, who knew ? Kappa
mrverbal: likely website under heavy load
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Advanced rendering is not a new thing. Some NES and SNES emulators were testing it since last year and it actually works. Requires a lot of horsepower, though
RassilonDND: graham, did you forget to include kibbler stepping down from the hearthstone finals for blizzcon?
Anaerin: AwwHex Yup. Welcome to the After Show
ritchards: but can you pet the dog?
NightValien28: noSmokeFire negative latency
snowcookies: Blizzard ate my parents
noSmokeFire: balls
AwwHex: @Anaerin ty <3
ZeldaGuruMomi: Blizzard also stole my cat
liphttam1: My comedy news show can't possibly have this much integrity!
Izhuark: Don't put your dog in the blizzard
Metric_Furlong: Blizzard ate my hamster!
Spacecarl: Its that theyve never had people cancel accounts this fast and the system cant handle it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Blizzard burned our village, poisoned our water supply and i forget the rest of that joke
DoodlestheGreat: Boy, Blizzcon is going to be mighty interesting this year.
Clench_Eastwood: BTW...the thing that Stadia did is something Nvidia cards have been doing since the 900 series
accountmadeforants: Blizzard still won't let me delete my account! For the second time!
wynternyghtynggale: Blizzard brain washed my fiance because why else would he play peggle
NightValien28: blizzard killed my family and turned my sister into a demon
MolaMolaphant: That's just an expression. The dog's been playing Vanilla WoW
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AmoriLinguae: @Clench_Eastwood journalistic integrity: something CheckPoint has a lot more of than an obscene number of media outlets
TXC2: the checkpoint suffle
TheOneCalledStu: the shuffle
angryoptimist: To you, when Blizzard graced your village, it was the most important day of your life... but for Blizzard, it was Tuesday. Kappa
taitaisanchez: yay it's paul!
incslayer: @AmoriLinguae which is a fact that scares me
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accountmadeforants: I never got that impression from Ars, huh.
Anaerin: That's the Hustle, Graham. You already have that going.
RayFK: pls stop
red_shoes_jeff: Time to rotate the hosts! *zeta music*
TheWarbo: It's time to rotate those hosts
CleeKru: rotate the CUSHIONS
raaabr: I'm deeply disappointed in blizzard
Laurence72: IS this a 60 card shuffle or a 100 card shuffle?
NimrodXIV: secrets!
wildpeaks: *jazz hands*
WolfingHour: Hi Paul!
ANeMzero: 64K, Checkpoint edition
angryoptimist: lrrPAUL
BillTheCat: ooh secret seattle bidness
TXC2: hit song of 2019 right ther e
red_shoes_jeff: @TheWarbo benginFingers
angryoptimist: lrrBEEEJ
Reecer6: and you'll find out why later, battle
Foxmar320: lol
Gallium71: Thanks you for that ear worm.
Phosphatide: mail time: seattle edition
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: blizzard supposedly lets you verify your account 4 ways but only one is available to me. sorry blizzard ashiok nightmare beaver is a fake name.
orellien2773: Here's the thing that's fascinating to me: Activision Blizzard's earnings report states that only 12% of their net revenue comes from Asia Pacific, a region that also includes Australia, New Zealand, Japan and, oh yeah, *South Korea*. I can't see China making up more than 7-8% overall.
TheWarbo: red_shoes_jeff synchronicity!
TheWarbo: #VoiceNoise
Mal2mad: mathsquadJoy mathsquadJoy mathsquadJoy mathsquadJoy
mtvcdm: Graham was almost like 'i can explain, Mistress Heather'.
RayFK: Kibler?
Zappeljakob: Didn't you seee what comes from angering your Wife in Dice Freinds?
wynternyghtynggale: lrrHEATHER
CleeKru: Kibler
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incslayer: Kibler
masterschiief: Oooh, it's the three less dumb and acutally very funny stooges!
LordZarano: "It turns out you can just say things that aren't true" -Churchhill in 1483
NarishmaReborn: i assume that hands thing made a *rattle* sound to finish the rhyme
RassilonDND: Brian kibler stepping down as host was something I'm surprised graham didn't include
angryoptimist: @orellien2773 It's a 'growing market'.
Serifina: Just 40, according to Tim's tweet
meowzhuxi: 40% of the control of epic, 48% of the free floating shares
mtvcdm: So you're saying Blizzard's goodwill is only worth about... ten cent?
niccus: the one note i'd add is that Slasher is historically and continuing to be a fucker, and he's pretty much made himself as the forefront person at this
BillTheCat: Notable Guy with Good Hair: Brian Kibler
Anaerin: Beej: They've pulled it again.
gravity_pike: they haved pulled it again
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun Apple took that app down again
TheMerricat: They also own a portion of ESPN, which is why people think EPSN is doing what it did.
Serifina: They re-deleted it today, as well, from what I heard
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: as well as quartz app which is a US outlet
CamelAttack: @orellien2773 China is a capitalist wet dream. The reason for the concern is that China's market represents growth which stock markets love so they dont want to rock that boat even if its not a huge part of the income now.
Camio7: Blizzard has been trying to move into the China market. They NEED china
Zappeljakob: well, Tim Sweeney said a lot of other thinks that turned out as not true, so lets see what happens if he needs to do it
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NrgSpoon: i appreciate the irony of the hearthstone dude being banned thanks to a rule about "acts that damage Blizzard image"
accountmadeforants: Tencent also understands it doesn't have a fucking clue about developing games at the moment, (for the non-Chinese market, at least) so it tends to hold back.
itsr67: "long-time person we want on the PPR"
liphttam1: he's streaming mtg right now even... im watching 2 things
CleeKru: @itsr67 very true
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Call_me_Kaye: "Then I'll only have 2/3rds of my functionally infinite money" - Tim Sweeny
angryoptimist: Yeah, that's probably basically what it is, Camio7--lots of companies want to be in that market more.
Serifina: The rule was 100% the excuse.
Foxmar320: 100% agree
AmoriLinguae: That rule could be used to terminate ANYone
TXC2: other reasons, that are in the supreme court right now
Psychic_Ketchup: "this is about me shitting in the crisper isn't it"
Master_Gunner: that rule is basically "we can punish you for any reason we feel like" anyways
NightValien28: how dare he ask for human rights in a company that doesn't believe in that
Laurence72: You mean BlizzCommies, amirite? :P
orellien2773: BlizzCon's gonna be a garbage fire and I can't wait.
TheMerricat: @AmoriLinguae which is, ironically, the point of the rule.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: isn't blizzcon near disney?
WowoT: waht about the whole blizzard removing the option to delete your account and may now face legal backlash in the eu? or did they cover that in checkpoint?
MolaMolaphant: yeah, interesting times have kinda sucked recently
Dared00: @WowoT that was confirmed as not true
Gallium71: I want a refund on my times.
LbxAni: @SydPreviouslyHeadache they're both in Anaheim, CA
Tiber727: Kibler essentially said, "I understand that a victory speech is not your podium to bring up issues but revoking the prize money was unnecessarily spiteful."
TXC2: WowoT that wasn't a real thing
angryoptimist: Yeah, and things like this are why people get nervous about "we can punish for any reason at all" rules in big services--even when they're not being used.
NightValien28: WowoT that was a lie, you can do it at any time
AmoriLinguae: @TheMerricat it means they don't have to take a stance in the rules
ZeldaGuruMomi: @WowoT They covered it a bit at the end, it's not true
Zappeljakob: @WowoT as it turns out, that wasn't true
Laurence72: Interesting Times is my fave Discworld book
WowoT: thx peeps
WowoT: ill go catch up
ZeldaGuruMomi: You got it <3
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: its sort of true @dared00 i cant provide govt id of my net handle
Anaerin: Well, it was true, but it wasn't deliberate - Retrying later fixed the issue, so it was a temporary bug.
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of Ars Technica, they had an article last year about doing this in emulators. So it is not *new-new*
angryoptimist: So, basically an environmental disaster?
noSmokeFire: the bottleneck is going to be how that data actually gets to the user, right?
accountmadeforants: There are also so many other latencies involved at that point.
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Kazman20a: marketing bullshit
NightValien28: they have to market it somehow
noSmokeFire: like, either the frames exist on the server, and need to be sent in response, or you have to have an enormous buffer
TXC2: stadia doesn't work without fibre
accountmadeforants: Google 100% assumes you have wirelss fiber forever
NightValien28: marketing is like 90% lying
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Iceberg_Man: If they can break the laws of physics, the amount of users probably doesn't matter
ani_laurel: Its such a bad assumption too
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Idea is that they can predict all possible input results for some frames if they through enough horsepower at it
Reecer6: google is 100% assuming everyone has good internet as they live in the ivoriest towers
angryoptimist: But, even then, to get the right branch back, that's still a return trip from user input to server and back. It doesn't know which to return until it gets the input.
Master_Gunner: they assume everyone is on gigabit internet and within 100 miles of a data center
wildpeaks: if they have negative latency, does that mean the sun will blow up 22 minutes after Stadia launches :D
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the idea is your 'closed' console has to be able either predict your input as Google can. Or that it can render the frame AFTER your input faster than they can pick your input frame from their list of possibles.
RassilonDND: it's frustrating they assume data caps will never impact stadia.
Nigouki: this seems like a disaster from an environmental point of view. data centers are a significant portion of our carbon footprint at this point and this deliberately eats energy and throws away majority of the product
Zanaide: We don't even have fiber in my STATE. Oh how I wish we could kick out Cox.
angryoptimist: And, like, that's just speed of light stuff--you can't circumvent it. It will NEVER be faster. Physics doesn't permit it!
accountmadeforants: Google products are from this alternate universe where high-speed internet is as ubiquitous as oxygen.
LbxAni: where I live in North Carolina, AT&T DSL is either 1, 3 or 6. Can't do anything super intensive on that. I was lucky there's Cable
angryoptimist: You'd have to have *crazy*-high bandwidth.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: your processors already do that anyway so isnt that moot
JRandomHacker: GGPO (fighting game netcode) has a similarish technique with their rollback netcode
angryoptimist: Plus, the probability space will EXPLODE in most cases and most games.
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, that'll help with anyone with a data plan on their phone.
Anaerin: So what you're saying, Paul, is that first we have to talk about Parallel Universes...
Lafajet: I've ordered a Stadia because I'm pretty much the ideal candidate (thank you swedish infrastructure). It'll be interesting to see how it works, because if I'm having issues it'll be a total mess for a whole lot of other people
ritchards: I wonder if you could trick the computer to giving you the other 'correct' play as the actual play...
NightValien28: "vp" "engineering"
Stoffern: As I said during the story: This is how we get Vex
Foxmar320: Yeah I don't think ill ever try Stadia. Comcast already has a limit on my data.
WowoT: but thats not lying graham
masterschiief: sure hope so :D
RassilonDND: biggest lie: roadquest is finished
gravity_pike: passive voice Kappa
Paranundrox: I sure hope I won'r
Zappeljakob: Iwould change it from "not watched RQ" to "watched RQ2, soooo
TheOneCalledStu: crap
Pteraspidomorphi: angryoptimist: Maybe they're thinking of analyzing actual player data and picking the more common courses of action to prepare for in advance
NightValien28: roadquest will give me my dog back
SydPreviouslyHeadache: am i gregnant
angryoptimist: Road Quest: Lives Were Change :D
Foxmar320: That would be impressive G
e_bloc: good we've been trying
Armstrong11139: can u get pregante
Paranundrox: that would be problematic
NimrodXIV: I'd better not
RebekahWSD: I do not want a baby, I will abstain from this show!
NonjaBiru: Pregante?
AnOddSmith: that'd be a shock, given I lack a uterus
TheOneCalledStu: now chats pregnant
mtvcdm: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
CastleOtranto: Lives were changed. Friendships were tested.
RassilonDND: and you will get roadquest by the end of 2018
xantos69: cheer50 What great news! Will I grow wings?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are streaming to us 60fps, and I've got a medicore internet connection. They can manage to get you frames fast enough, it's more important that they pick the right frames to send.
LbxAni: I need to try the PS4 remote play soon. Playing a game on my phone while watching halloween movies would be great
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: gregnant! lol
couldntpickausername: but I don't wanna get pregnant
incslayer: why did you make chat pregnant Graham we dont know how to take care of a baby
wildpeaks: chat only gets pregnant when Morgan shows up
TheWarbo: I feel like what Graham said is also true for >0% of people who will watch.
Anubix_007: Glad to hear it G my wife and I have been trying to have a child
mtvcdm: Road Quest FOUR DAYS away now.
JerecoPlays: I can't have a kid, but I sure will try for Road Quest.
Phosphatide: i meeaaaannn if you change the premiere date of road quest...
TheMerricat: I mistype. SOrry. :-)
angryoptimist: @Pteraspidomorphi Huh. Well, that *is* appropriately Orwellian in the implications. And if anyone can do it, I'd believe Google could. But I'm still not sure I buy it.
TXC2: !modquote 6466 (Graham) [now] You'll get pregnant. | on watching Road Quest
LRRbot: Modified quote #6466: "You'll get pregnant." —Graham, on watching Road Quest [2019-10-10]
Anaerin: angryoptimist: Not really, because you discard the untaken probability paths. So you'll have 10 (4 directions + 4 look + 2 fire) probability paths per frame, and 4-frame latency.
Gallium71: lrrSLOTH Internet says no.
TheWarbo: oh the seven red lines!
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gnome_friend: !next
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Anaerin: Twitch is reporting 1080p@30 for me.
TheOneCalledStu: isnt negative latency the entire joke of one of commodore hustles sketches
Anaerin: (At source)
accountmadeforants: That sounds believable, yeah
AmoriLinguae: !findquote pregnant
LRRbot: Quote #6466: "You'll get pregnant." —Graham, on watching Road Quest [2019-10-10]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i can't wait for a few months when that quote gets forgotten about
angryoptimist: @Anaerin Doesn't that depend on how many possible paths can be taken?
Zappeljakob: oh boy, I hope this quote from G will be put in a Quote quit in the Future XD
CleeKru: !findquote Road Quest
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
angryoptimist: @Anaerin And, what's worse--what about multiplayer?
accountmadeforants: That summarizes all of Stadia, from what I've seen so far
TheOneCalledStu: !findquote pregnant
wildpeaks: it's Google, we'll see if it's even still alive in two years given the number of products they regularly start and stop
LbxAni: aren't they already doing it with the beta?
gnome_friend: 1badadvice
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
TheMerricat: I think they could, but it won't matter because Stadia will be dead in the cradel.
RainbowPhoenix06: or even the amount of people to play it to be profitable
TXC2: Stadia can not and will not work
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ANeMzero: The problem is Google is essentially just banking on someone fixing the horrible state of American internet and that's.. not going to happen any time soon.
accountmadeforants: Hey, remember OnLive?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: nvidia couldnt make it work sooooooo
Reecer6: I still don't know what cloud gaming is, someone please make an ad to tell me.
NrgSpoon: i was just about to mentino onlive, too
NrgSpoon: mention*
TheOneCalledStu: isnt bethesda also doing something like this
wynternyghtynggale: !Findquote pregnant
LRRbot: Quote #6466: "You'll get pregnant." —Graham, on watching Road Quest [2019-10-10]
angryoptimist: I'm with TXC2 here.
Garbonzo42: games as a service is fraud!
Anaerin: @angryoptimist Yes, it does, but you don't have to keep and simulate the untaken paths, so it's not *as* bad. As for Multiplayer, no need for it, as there's already network lag there.
Foxmar320: Google knows people have data caps right?
JohnnieG: surprised no ps5 news
ContingentCat: well yeah the idea of it is great, in practice it's harder
niccus: steamlink is already fairly iffy and that's 100% local
incslayer: i will say that if anyone could make it work it would probably be google but im with TXC2 on this aswell
wildpeaks: frustratingly, it would be a useful service for industry applications (as they require big computers and licenses)
CleeKru: !quote 6265
LRRbot: Quote #6265: "I must protect him, he's an Idiot." —Adam [2019-08-03]
Armstrong11139: Online gaming hits bottleneck caused by general relativity, news at 11
Anaerin: OnLive was awesome, with it's "Twitch-Like" ability to watch other people's playing.
xantos69: So yea...I work with a team of cloud engineers. They are all experts in the field, but they are having trouble making a stable environment for people to log in and use Word effectively.
mtvcdm: Stadia is going to lag whenever you do a thing that it doesn't expect you to do and it has to recalculate. Which is going to make the games, AND THE CONSOLE, just seem buggy.
CleeKru: wait no
Lafajet: If anyone is going to get it to work decently though, Google is a low odds contender I'd say
Anaerin: Is that why Half-Life 3 hasn't been released? This fucker keeps stealing the in-development copy?
TheWarbo: #SkillfullyPacked
Pteraspidomorphi: That actually sounds like a comedy sketch
tenthtechpriest: there's a joke in the fighting game community about how the speed of light is too slow for the frames they need
asddsa28: i want the min gun
Call_me_Kaye: #praxis
Fracaswell: i'm surprised there's still a functioning Prism on the streets
gravity_pike: I heard that he had been living in blizzard HQ for a couple of days by stealing a Valve T-shirt and just kind of fitting in.
delta__vee: alol
ANeMzero: Like there is a lot of money to be made with these sort of servers if the average American internet connection improved.. but there is also a busload of money to be made by just sitting on their hands and doing nothing to improve infrastructure.
Lazarus_18: @TheOneCalledStu I believe that the Bethesda thing is more for development, not for consumer use.
gnome_friend: @Fracaswell what are you a "founder" of?
MolaMolaphant: I know some folks who had the beta and played all of Assassin's Creed Origins on stadia? Evidently it is actually effective, so long as you have absurd bandwidths
Laurence72: so the internet?
TheWarbo: Not a series of tubes?
Lafajet: So Valve is just a Mad Max wasteland?
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun I suspect that engineers said that they can get 5-10 ms ahead, which is faster than monitor delay, and it all spiraled from there
SpacePotato01: technically, negative latency requires an einstein rosen bridge, moving it at relativistic speed for a while, and the exotic matter needed to make it.
TXC2: I mean, isn't that what most guns are? Kappa
Amentur: Nobody touch Sasha!
Reecer6: Valve has just been Lord of the Flies this whole time.
RassilonDND: I mean it's the magic conch for valve? no wonder they were so angry
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TheOneCalledStu: I think your right
meowzhuxi: What was your source for the Tencent Blizzard ownership number? The most recent SEC filing I can find shows them holding 4.99% which is still substantial, but is different from ~10%
Foxmar320: I so want dramatic readings of Sims patch notes.
JRandomHacker: Logan Cunningham is the man and I love the entire voice-cast of Supergiant games
Foxmar320: Graham Destiny patch notes read by Eric Morne
RayFK: Read by Nathan Fillion to get everyone sad
TheWarbo: MTG Arena patch notes read by Sparky :-D
Fracaswell: gnome_friend it's apparently given to the first 25 subs to a channel. i'm just learning of it
Foxmar320: Eris*
accountmadeforants: Patch notes by an ensemble cast would be AMAZING
arlodog1: Question: why is Beej not credited?
ArcOfTheConclave: read by Zevala's VO?
AmoriLinguae: speaking of voice acting, @LoadingReadyRun how does G feel about Arcade Spirits winning an award?
BlueMechanic: All other patchnotes must be read by Gilbert Gottfried
margieargie: @Foxmar320 Oh good heavens... Sims notes'd definitely call for a different acting style though :p
accountmadeforants: Like Shaxx for the PvP part, Eris for the story bits, etc.
RassilonDND: I imagine sparky sounds like clippy from Microsoft word
doormar: patch notes as read by Dave's Spokesman
Larington: I think I saw some Planetside 2 patch notes where they jokingly tried to write them up as explainable in lore.
Graved: Super Mario Maker patchnotes: "Some things were a-changed!"
Anaerin: For sheer surreality, have the Dwarf Fortress patch notes read in an overly dramatic form (Or by Dave Spokesman)
gravity_pike: "The traveller has decided that it is taking Warlocks too long to reload their weapons."
incslayer: im still voting for Brian Blessed to read patch notes
RainbowPhoenix06: wait what award did AS win?
Zanaide: You mean BRIAN BLESSED?
CleeKru: ah yes Saints Row..... don't think that will ever happen again
Laurence72: Patrick Warburton
Gallium71: incslayer by the gods...
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooo.
Foxmar320: Shaxx is just screaming the entire time
MolaMolaphant: We've nerfed Recluse into the ground! THIS IS AMAZING!
Zappeljakob: Guardians, you hecked up!
SmashTCG: @loadingreadyrun ikora for pve stuff
wildpeaks: because reasons
angryoptimist: @CleeKru Am sad :|
DoodlestheGreat: Tiny Tina reading patch notes for Borderlands...
TheOneCalledStu: got to be able to blink
liphttam1: for who?
Reecer6: Valve DO make games!
TheMerricat: Time for someone to call up Jacob and start a foundation for VAs who read patch notes for companies. :-)
Anaerin: Zanaide has it. BRIAN BLESSED must always be pronounced capitalized.
Izhuark: Wait half life the original or the remake ?
EvilBadman: Maybe the guy that stole stuff from Valve hit the PATCH BUTTON
CleeKru: @angryoptimist yeah....
CerebralVortex: LUL
LolCamAlpha: Mister Torgue reading Borderlands patch notes is the only way to go
incslayer: i didnt want to over use caps in chat the mods dont like it when we do it
BillTheCat: I bet the robber made the patch
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.
Zappeljakob: Tiny Tina and Mr. Torque reading the Patchnotes!
TXC2: isn't half life like 20+ years old?
Lafajet: Is that even a bug if it's been 20 years?
Pteraspidomorphi: Whoever controls the minigun controls the patches?
Foxmar320: Banshee for weapon changes
gravity_pike: Killing speedruns katesRip
gnome_friend: How does LRRbot eat a cheeseburger?
incslayer: with its mouth?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Turn around.
snowcookies: how did they discover that?
Laurence72: !smash
LRRbot: Put big head mode in Smash, you cowards!
BillTheCat: 20+ years now
Spacecarl: unless that was messed up in another patch?
CastleOtranto: Medium well
Anaerin: gnome_friend There are multiple definitions of "Eat"
CleeKru: that Game is older than me
BillTheCat: I'm Smashboy
Pearsword: lost the game
Reecer6: it was a really good joke, still cannot believe some people thought it was real even before jeopardy
arlodog1: Darn
Foxmar320: oh wow
wildpeaks: :D
angryoptimist: @Anaerin What an unexpectedly unsettling phrase.
NimrodXIV: oh no
TheWarbo: image of joke tweet >
noSmokeFire: S M A S H B O Y
masterschiief: Imagine like an artist going back 10 years later to a painting and adding two strokes of oil paint because it was "wrong when I painted it back then"
wildpeaks: beautiful
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: what IS tetris
niccus: i want an entire drilverse jeopardy
Anaerin: "What is: No videogame ever"
couldntpickausername: "what is tetris?" "correct" "no seriously what is tetris?"
DragonMZ: drilverse jeaopardy would be amazing
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Casino Kid in Smash, you cowards!
EikoandMog: Wait, that ACTUALLY happened?
Laurence72: Put Smash Boy into Smash!
CleeKru: !smash
LRRbot: Put the horrible goose in Smash, you cowards!
Anaerin: EikoandMog Yup.
gnome_friend: Put Smash Boy in Tetris, you cowarsd!
TXC2: Smah boi is the straight right?
Zappeljakob: Put Smashboy in smash, Cowards!
Lafajet: Are Orange Ricky and Blue Ricky siblings, or mortal enemies?
CleeKru: @LRRbot nice
TheMerricat: Half-Life - Last 30 days - avg players 344.4 - peak players 610 - people still play it.
delta__vee: some novelty twitter account has just earned the first jeopardy
EikoandMog: I saw the clip and thought it was just a really good edit.
Zappeljakob: smashboi is the 2x2 block
TXC2: Lafajet both
incslayer: @Lafajet yes
Reecer6: They have corrections halfway through the show sometimes, did they just let that slide the whole show?
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun they added names with negative latency
angryoptimist: HAHAHA
DragonMZ: My favourite fake created pop culture is the article about the bogus street shark episodes
TXC2: I almost posivie that doesn't hold up in court
Foxmar320: Im shocked
wildpeaks: *gasp*
gnome_friend: Paul, will you get 5 ps5s?
ritchards: they know
NightValien28: do you really?
angryoptimist: 5 PS5s?
Laurence72: Will Paul get 5 of them? :P
noSmokeFire: can you play P5 on the PS5?
masterschiief: Oh yeah, this!
TXC2: shocked SHOCKED, well not that shocked
ArcOfTheConclave: 5 comes after 4?!
Lafajet: Sony, master's of the undersell
Gallium71: :D
Graved: *heavy breathing*
Reecer6: chat's roll was not slowed
Morrigan9: 55 ps5s
Pearsword: 5ps5!
Anaerin: And Microsoft are going to pip them at the post and call their next console "The Playstation 6" - Thanks The Onion.
SpacePotato01: Paul could get 0.5 of them?
RayFK: Should I just start timing you out?
Pteraspidomorphi: I was about to say
Pal_Friendpatine: wattsHM
Rhonlore: Microsoft should get ahead of the Playstation and call the next Xbox console the Playstation 6.
liphttam1: Can it be called the ps500 instead because i'd rather have that lrr video.
Foxmar320: Xbox One. lrrEFF
TheWarbo: 360 XBox 360s
noSmokeFire: Sony: Enough of your Tomfoolery
Anaerin: Rhonlore The Onion were already there.
TheOneCalledStu: Wii and Wii u were super easy to tell apart
TXC2: Xbox one X box
ThorSokar: Yes, Consistency is important........ Looks at people on screen
Zappeljakob: I'm a little sad you didn't do 360 360's
ANeMzero: LRR is still trying to get the money for 360 Xbox 360s.
Reecer6: playstation.... x
Pearsword: @Rhonlore hahaah!
Fracaswell: i can't wait to finally get my PS9 nanomachine sphere in 2048
Morrigan9: 1 xbox 1
Reecer6: hold on
Dared00: Gamecube Nintendo Gamecubes
Phosphatide: rip iPhone 9
gravity_pike: Nah, they're going to name it the X-Bone
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: there are like 20 macbook a1702s
ArcOfTheConclave: iPhone# is a thing
noSmokeFire: PS Gnu
Anaerin: "The Play Station"
Iceberg_Man: some phones still do it thankfully
Dared00: Playstation Vita 2
wildpeaks: 4++
ani_laurel: At least Nintendo makes legit different consoles
Rhonlore: @Anaerin Ah I knew I had seen it somewhere, couldnt remember :D
NathanJay_GA: I want to know what Boeing is gonna do when they get past 797
TheWarbo: PlayStation 720
LbxAni: part of why I love my Samsung Galaxies, they come with a number :)
Tiber727: I have to deduct a couple points because of the Pro or Slim versions
Koios7: x.b.o.x. => x box one x
MolaMolaphant: Playstation BEYOND
UnboundLaconicity: Playstation Rhomboid
mtvcdm: 64 Nintendo 64's
Nigouki: Playstation Vee, like Combattler V
mrverbal: PS whoopsy daisy
wynternyghtynggale: cant wait for Paul with his 9 ps9s
shadowbow464: you can say xbox one
accountmadeforants: Yes but how would be use whatever branding THIS marketing agency came up with!
CleeKru: oohhhhh.... 5 PS5
SAJewers: or just "The PlayStation"
noSmokeFire: call it "Play"
BillTheCat: I upgraded my wrt54g to the wrt55g
gnome_friend: !findquote play
LRRbot: Quote #6258: "The Key to winning in magic is to play against people with worse decks." —James [2019-07-31]
Foxmar320: Its a reboot
NightValien28: don't give them ideas
Pteraspidomorphi: Does Nintendo still own the playstation name? That was a thing in the past right?
couldntpickausername: ipad, ipad 2, the new ipad, ipad 4, ipad air, ipad air 2, the ipad, the ipad
NrgSpoon: i think Xbox should start using years for their system releases. treat them like the most recent model of a car
ContingentCat: An Playstation
MolaMolaphant: or two words it The Play Station
ANeMzero: Everyone used "PSX" as the abbreviation for the original PS1 and then they released an actual PSX.
Anaerin: "The Play Station", as opposed to "The Playstation"
angryoptimist: The New Playstation 3DS One X U
mtvcdm: The iPad and the Furious
StageMgrRob: Play5tation
Master_Gunner: Battlefield V -> Battlefield 1
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, Beej and Paul
Dared00: Xbox should call their new console "PlayStation 6"
wildpeaks: "Playstation 2020"
margieargie: The Ipad State University
Reecer6: hold on. what the heck is capital X in this font
j0xer: same with video cards and processors...numbering doesn't make sense
Reecer6: why does it look like that
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: 2i2pad
wildpeaks: just release a new one every year
angryoptimist: Playstation Nouveau!
RassilonDND: xbox, xbone, Xbox 360, xbone720
gnome_friend: @Reecer6 oh wow that's... a thin
Foxmar320: Thanks for the show Paul, Graham and Beej
gnome_friend: * thing
RobotHitchhiker: iPad Revolution
gnome_friend: Donate your eyes, Graham
belac2001: when will the video be uploaded?
AmoriLinguae: @Dared00 that made me lol for real
Lafajet: @Master_Gunner It's 4 > 1 > V actually
accountmadeforants: Like that XKCD map flowchart
CastleOtranto: I love my iWatch. Wait...
BillTheCat: Are you joining in a secret announcement live? thumbsSpaff
Master_Gunner: ah, thanks
TXC2: belac2001 as soon as Heather can do it
Reecer6: this is efficiency
NimrodXIV: I had to use that to ID my old ipod. :D
LbxAni: thankfully the usually put it on the back sticker, otherwise I wouldn't know how to help my Dad with his iPad
ThorSokar: wait, seriously?
CamelAttack: Im curious what xcode calls the different ipads now,
WalrusOntheCourt: But it keeps viruses and hackers away because even they can't tell what device they are trying to target...
belac2001: thanks @txc2
CleeKru: oh yeah magic announcement in a few minutes....
ContingentCat: comma?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yupppp
ArcOfTheConclave: does your iPhone have 3 cameras?
drcanonball: que?
RayFK: Graham was shifting into 2nd gear there
Rhonlore: @CleeKru Where is that happening?
TXC2: !storm
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e_bloc: hi
TheOneCalledStu: ooh pick me
flatluigi: i'm a random person in the chat!
wynternyghtynggale: hi
incslayer: Hi
Zappeljakob: name him
CerebralVortex: me
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Laurence72: We need Beej to read iPatch notes
mtvcdm: !db countdown
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CleeKru: @Rhonlore twitch weeklymtg
Rhonlore: Thanks :D
RassilonDND: name him!
angryoptimist: Microsoft should name the next Xbox "Xbox 640K of RAM Ought To Be Enough For Anybody".
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wynternyghtynggale: !Y
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Myrniss: @GenericEvilGenius lrrHEART
j0xer: i like when the muffin at the bottom takes one step forward and 2 steps back
TXC2: Mad man Saskatchewan is 1000% a folk band
incslayer: so its not a cryptid
liphttam1: nice
j0xer: nice
ThorSokar: NICE
incslayer: Nice
flatluigi: thank you for dabbing responsibly
Zappeljakob: do a Trex-Dab!
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
angryoptimist: TheMerricat has the best novelty giftsubs.
liphttam1: almost nice
StarlitGhost: we're just both lit by stars I guess :3
ContingentCat: nearly nice
Welbog: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
incslayer: is it just a rule now that all LRR subs have gift subs given by TheMerricat? :D
angryoptimist: C O N S U M E
7gorobei: thanks for the sub @TheMerricat
mtvcdm: !next
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incslayer: your badge says 1000gift subs that is cool and impressive
Phosphatide: that was only three dots
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flatluigi: sounds like a dialup tone
cutlesnap: beep boop
TXC2: I miss dial up tone
cutlesnap: that's a lot of months
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angryoptimist: I don't miss dial up speed, though.
red_shoes_jeff: FINALLY. Anyone else having trouble with the gift subscriber?
gnome_friend: Five GLorious Months!
liphttam1 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
liphttam1: ah dang
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flatluigi: wow beej
ThorSokar: NICE
angryoptimist: lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: I did @red_shoes_jeff I wantd to give a gift to Kotaku but kept getting a ghost icon instead of hte payment screen
liphttam1: did i have to do that for it to show up
liphttam1: i did it earlier
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TXC2: Beej has a speical way with english Kappa
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
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gnome_friend: yay for lrrGRAHAM magic!
TXC2: !patreon
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gnome_friend: I want muffins
meowzhuxi: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
liphttam1: Haha i didn't realize i had to share it for it to show up
angryoptimist: The Muffinsleep.
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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Izhuark: Delicious muffins !
ThorSokar: enjoy your muffin nap
ContingentCat: good ol muffin nap
DragonMZ: Did Beej actually eat 10 muffins?
Zappeljakob: to the Proproom!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
j0xer: the seaplane thing was real, was the muffin thing real?
TXC2: DragonMZ probably, he does have that power
DoodlestheGreat: @dragonmz, I would hazard a guess and say no.
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
gnome_friend: !next
TheMerricat: I would expect if he did, it wasn't as dramatic as they made i sound. :-)
gnome_friend: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #4484: "The Beej has tasted the blood of mortals. Is this the beginning of the end for us all?" —Serge [2017-11-10]
TheMerricat: Maybe only the muffin tops :-P
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
DoodlestheGreat: Tat was a fast turnaround.
RassilonDND: when is the watch along for roadquest?
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: weird the font slightly change when you type an i followed by an f fi
gnome_friend: @RassilonDND Monday!
TheMerricat: James and Co were probably sitting at the PC waiting for the hand sign
gnome_friend: fi X
TheMerricat: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
RassilonDND: oh. I somehow thought it was like today at 5
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
Laurence72: noises
TheMerricat: It'll be a premier too so once we have the real URL, we'll know the exact time.
CastleOtranto: I'm so hyped for Road Quest. Going to try to leave work early on Monday.
NathanJay_GA: lrrDOTS lrrSACK lrrARROW
gnome_friend: The real URL was the friends we made along the way
Laurence72: I have to work, so I'll be watching the vids first ting when I get home to avoid spoilers
gnome_friend finds myself in an enchanted swamp or spooky forest
ritchards: let's see if Deckmaster is actually working...
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Who’s ready for an afternoon of Throne of Eldraine drafts!? I hope it’s you cause that’s what we’re doing for the next 3 hours over at | Join Adam, James and Graham for MAGIC! ||
gnome_friend: BADGER
CastleOtranto: Mushroom Mushroom
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Amentur: Hullo
Matsunen: Snake!!!!
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TrueSkorn: Snake snake
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN
bristark: wow did i get here just as it started for once?!?
flatluigi: there's apparently some magic announcements happening on the magic twitch btw
FireBasilisk53: heyo
TheMerricat: James is loud, Adam is quiet.
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
RassilonDND: Adam queit? interesting
LordZarano: Izhuark Ligatures!
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Laurence72: I'm happy that Adam is feeling better so he can be here
TheMerricat: Adam is only loud when in proximity with Ben it seems. :-P
Izhuark: @LordZarano Uhh ? Is it about the police change ?
Phosphatide: nice narset sleeves, opp
j0xer: every time adam speaks he rolls a d20 and on a 20 he is louder than anyone you've ever heard
CastleOtranto: If you control a Ben, Adam gets +1/+1 volume
ritchards: Nope, deckmaster not reporting cards :(
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I have def seen people play gargoyle who shouldn't have
banaankaizer: they top topd
TheMerricat: Throne of Eldraine gift box? I'm really not a Magic person, is it really that people buy each other gift boxes? Or is this new?
LordZarano: Izhuark fi and fl and sometimes ae
Izhuark: Ah, so ligatures are automatic here ? That's somewhat cool.
Phosphatide: they're stealing all your preview cards
frozenphoenix7: @TheMerricat They're generally easy products for people who like Magic who have family members that know nothing about Magic, but Christmas is coming up, and this thing seems like something to get for them.
Izhuark: Thanks for the info
gnome_friend: aether
gnome_friend: are they?
CleeKru: wat
CleeKru: was
CleeKru: that animation
frozenphoenix7: Though what I'm seeing from this version of it is it may be less that.
j0xer: that giant needs to wash their hands
Korlashheirtoblackblade: o...k
Phosphatide: i've never seen that animation, that was rad
Diabore: i think we dead
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
Diabore: new un set coming
TheMerricat: @frozenphoenix7 thanks! :-)
gnome_friend eats a jewel
CleeKru: wait kinda
gnome_friend: what's it called?
Izhuark: wait what ?
Izhuark: when where who ?
Diabore: un-sanctioned
Juliamon: CleeKru Elaborate please
Korlashheirtoblackblade: bounce it with clock on the stack?
CleeKru: they are still explaining
ALLxISxLOST: I pledge allegiance to the swag and the dab for which we all may stan, one punch, indestructible, with anime and god on our side.
CleeKru: Un-Deck Precons
seenoham: !quote crab
Rhonlore: Yeah pre-con undecks with new cards and old
gnome_friend: !findquote millenial
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !findquote millennial
LRRbot: Quote #3926: "Those damn millennials and their super-heroin..." —Alex [2017-02-02]
Lucidmooselid: Yay new Un product with reprints!!
TheMerricat: MTG is doing announcements right now in their channel in case anyone is wondering what @cleekru is taling about.
TheWarbo: yeah i think this is "what flavor of dead do you want to be"
squigel: they announced joe
Diabore: unset precons with reprints and new cards, with special lands
CleeKru: @LoadingReadyRun Un-Precon decks called Unsanctioned with reprints and new land arts
Juliamon: Not wild about precons, but any new Un-product is welcome.
Sibwow: wait that sounds like a troll
seenoham: if it's a precon they could include non-grey cards
That1GuyBen: Last I checked it wasn't an "Un" set it was a new Game Night product
CleeKru: 30 cards that are shuffled together
That1GuyBen: unless there was another announcement?
frozenphoenix7: @That1GuyBen They've announced both
That1GuyBen: Well that'll do it!
seenoham: stuff that would work with unsets, because they've always liked the idea of mixing grey and non-grey borders
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frozenphoenix7: They also announced prerelease dates for Theros: Underworld and Ikora I believe.