gnome_friend: Well that's an illegal target
gnome_friend: It fizzles
sing_o_muse: like soda?
gnome_friend: like pop
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
sing_o_muse: like the cool refreshing taste of a LaCroix? lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: !card fizzle
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
r10pez10: one of us
sing_o_muse: one of us
TehAmelie: what.
gnome_friend: AS IS TRADITION
TehAmelie: why is there not a counterspell called Fizzle?
djalternative: because this is the part where chat isn't archived and is instead etherial
Juliamon: yall I have a honey cinnamon iced latte and a slice of pumpkin roll. I don't know how this evening could get any better.
TehAmelie: that sounds like a tolerable coffee
r10pez10: i could tell more cursed jokes if you want julia
djalternative: @Juliamon whiskey in that latte?
gnome_friend: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
r10pez10: classic dana
gnome_friend: classic nightbook
Juliamon: Not much of a whiskey person tbh. Occasionally I'll do Irish creme but not tonight.
TehAmelie: i have a chocolate bar and red bull with sugar. such decadence
angus_the_chap: Bubble tea and chinese food for me
TehAmelie: been working hard on my *cool pause* videogame
gnome_friend: !findquote video game
LRRbot: Quote #6020: "Doors: my greatest video game enemy." —Heather [2019-04-29]
gnome_friend: Cool technology!
TehAmelie: heh
gnome_friend: So do we have new players this season?
Naarius: I think they said Nelson was in?
Juliamon: Bengineering is out, Nelson is in
Blasteg: yes, nelson replaces ulmer
TehAmelie: are the highlanders multiplying? that would be funny on a meta level
holydelaron: I'm hoping for a return of Beej, the premier Aluren pilot
gnome_friend: Beej is too powerful
CaptainEnder7: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Juliamon: Or, as Paul says, "Hype increases, Ben confusion decreases!"
gnome_friend: #BeejToSix
TehAmelie: the "there can be only one" Highlanders can't procreate
CadoiPi: canlander tonight?
Blasteg: canlander tonight
Juliamon: !decklists
Juliamon: Get ready yall.
gnome_friend: Ah yes, the browns are back
CadoiPi: #canlandernight
CadoiPi: I hope to see one land mirror matches
CadoiPi: only
gnome_friend: Let's see if Serge is running hovermyr
thraximore: hola
sing_o_muse: ooh nelson
thraximore: you know he is
TriggerHappy2Pi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (35s ago).
gnome_friend: Yes! Hovermyr hype!
monkeryz: Oh man Hovermyr, Stonecoil Serpent, and Gingerbrute all living in harmony in the same deck like all things should be.
monkeryz: Nothing out of place. They all belong.
gnome_friend: !findquote ginger
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: !findquote fred
LRRbot: Quote #3314: "Did you say 'Fred detected'?" —Heather [2016-08-28]
CadoiPi: should hovermyr be worth -1 points?
monkeryz: I think it's worth at least one point.
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
djalternative: #hovermyrtoone
TheWarbo: make it 2.718281828459 points
maintainpriority: hovermyr should be worth 1 point for Serge and -1 point for Wheeler
monkeryz: haha
thegreatwyrdling: Are they late?
Life_of_Larbear: Aww, are we only doing a Winter League and no Fall League?
maintainpriority: i think so
Karfsma778: It's fall league, they renamed it
djalternative: It's fall league. it's a misprint on the material
Karfsma778: Yeah that
Juliamon: #blamejames
Life_of_Larbear: glad to hear :D
CadoiPi: according to my calculations it is 5:03 pm pdt
gnome_friend: #blameJames
maintainpriority: that makes sense
djalternative: essentially they all got confused about the seasons
Coricket: Canadians don’t believe in fall
gnome_friend: !findquote season
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Blasteg: Finter league, as it will probably run till winter>
TehAmelie: i wonder if they'll inflate the points to put in some more granular point values at some (Austin Powers pause) point
Juliamon: Time... it is mysterious.
Loonatic93: Given that fall last for about a month (at best) here, I generally don't believe in fall either.
CadoiPi: @TehAmelie naw, just have cards be worth 1.5 points etc
maintainpriority: fall got skipped where i am
TehAmelie: decimals are for cowards
maintainpriority: we it was in the 70s all week, but started snowing today
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put butts in Smash, you cowards!
TehAmelie: go 40 points, like in Tennis
TehAmelie: and have the cards be worth 15 points until you have 30 and then 10
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Himyul: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
TheWarbo: Just score it like football
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
RassilonDND: !next
TheWarbo: Hovermyr is worth a rouge
TehAmelie: per yard?
CadoiPi: Did i miss canlander?
maintainpriority: no
RassilonDND: !live
thraximore: nope
Life_of_Larbear: nope, starting shortly!
Juliamon: It's coming.
maintainpriority: it hasnt started yet
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Juliamon: While we wait, peruse the
Juliamon: !decklists
maintainpriority: they are draggin their feet on this
TheSpindash: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: jundAYAYUH Canlander
before_damage: Could someone at the moon base tell Beej how awesome a person he is. Just watched the first episode of Beastar and read the manga. First off it was great and I want more. Second it really peeled me up after this week and I have Beej to thanks.
TehAmelie: until they're 15 minutes late, we're not allowed to leave
TehAmelie: it's the law
Jigokuro: moistAYAYA
djalternative: title change
gnome_friend: Oh wow Alex's deck is S P I C Y
rarermonsters: !decklists
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: is it a spicy haggis?
djalternative: That just reminds me of the tasty deck techs I want more of.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
thegreatwyrdling: Beej is the best.
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious magic: the gathering cards
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Klandox: lrrHERE lrrHERE
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
thegreatwyrdling: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Croc64: Nelson out here brining the opposition
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: And we're off!
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TehAmelie: huh, i got a frame of what i guess is the last second of the last stream
Aneximarius: I heard powerful magic
Murf13 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
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thegreatwyrdling: Oh are they playing a childrens card game?
Jigokuro: dropAyaya
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to benjamin_wheeler! They have given 67 Gift Subs in the channel!
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djalternative: deckmaster enabled for fnpf?
Juliamon: Excuse you thegreatwyrdling it's 13+
Kumakaori: ayyyy just in time
TheWarbo: I believe it is an EASY game for BABIES lrrADAM
gnome_friend: !findquote hype
LRRbot: Quote #1139: "I prefer hype over not hype." —Graham [2015-11-18]
Fpsflipper: I HAVE FINALLY MADE ONE OF THE STREAMS
historyman_admu: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN
TehAmelie: mooomm no it's a serious game for adult strategists
Juliamon: They never disabled Deckmaster yesterday, please disregard it
gnome_friend: Welcome @Fpsflipper
Paranundrox: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for the return of the Canadian Highlander League on Friday Night Paper Fight! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1182810221271371779
epicfail9271: oooooh. wonder which lands player is on tonight
Juliamon: !decklists
maintainpriority: the premier lands player of the format
maxx7575mtg: Hey LoadingReadyRun
gnome_friend: Surprisingly no lands decks
Fpsflipper: @gnome_friend thank you, such a friendly gnome
SongtheDoggo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SongtheDoggo! (Today's storm count: 6)
Electrodyne: :)
Aneximarius: Cameron we need to have a serious talk
Raithencore235: This stream will make me happy (or at least forget) the tonne of snow that just got dropped on me
Coricket: I look forward to hover myr
Paranundrox: can I get some wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH s for the Preeminent Lands Pilot of the Format? lrrBEEJ
TorporOrb: Nelly hype <3
gnome_friend: Yeehaw for Serge!
Fruan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
maintainpriority: @Aneximarius if you are gonna have a serious talk with Cam i want in
frostownik: hi chat
rs25mtg: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerCowboymulder wheelerCowboymulder
frostownik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, frostownik! (Today's storm count: 7)
gnome_friend: Hi @frostownik
Croc64: I gave Ben Wheeler 25 bucks and all I got was a dusty cat wheelerMsmug wheelerMsmug
SongtheDoggo: @Paranundrox wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
mahpete_: oh, the brown are back? ol' unreliable.
Arael15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Arael15: woop woop 20 months
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TehAmelie: protip: play lands and spells to decimate the opponent's life points while protecting yours
Buwardo: @frostownik, Hi. :p
ogzangief: good evening its going down
vivianshade: heya friends!
MrQBear: Wait, protect my own life points? Is that what I've been doing wrong? D:
gnome_friend: hi @vivianshade
Arael15: evening peeps
Klandox: lrrHERE lrrHERE
Forgotten_Lizard: Hello Chat!
simriel: oh neat! time for the second best Magic format
gnome_friend: Hi @Arael15 and @Forgotten_Lizard
ExhaustedElox: awesome! Will this league mean new decks for everyone?
Croc64 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Croc64! (Today's storm count: 9)
RassilonDND: since fnpf showed up late, do they concede game one?
CadoiPi: ITS HAPPENING!!!
gnome_friend: @ExhaustedElox Cameron is running back the Cleveland Browns
Arael15: @simriel what's the best then?
maintainpriority: it begins!
simriel: the best being Beejlander
SluggishThinker: henlo
Paranundrox: oh perfect timing, Croc :P
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: serge's beck preview last night was STRONG
vivianshade: how are you doing @gnome_friend
grgriffin3: Let's FIGHT
djalternative: Cameron is the running back for the Clevland Browns?
gnome_friend: @vivianshade I'm doing well, how are you?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: HELLO SUFFIX
Forgotten_Lizard: Nelson!
ExhaustedElox: Beejlander = Bestlander
skylordshadow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
skylordshadow: Excited for the fall season!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, skylordshadow! (Today's storm count: 10)
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Ben! Ben! H'es our man! If he can't do it, well at least he tried. He's a right proper lad and we're proud of him.
frostownik: @simriel I'm playing beejlander tomorrow, super stoked
Klandox: lrrSERGE lrrHEART
ElderSkyspawner: WooHoo! excited for more 100 card nonsense lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
maxx7575mtg: Hey Serge
accountmadeforants: Hello Giganew
TehAmelie: it's so mega
vivianshade: hi Suffix
Arklith: noooo im not done north 100
Naarius: I'm glad you got the promotion Nelson. You deserve it
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
simriel: @bobtheninjagoldfish Consistency is Strength I suppose :p
Aneximarius: Nelson's got that Ph.D in value from the looks of that sweater
TheWarbo: A challenger has appeared
Ace121: yay
accountmadeforants: Rather, Giganetwork. I was trying to make a joke, as us Drones do.
T45k_Force_141: What is can lander and how does it work?
Coricket: Woohoo!
TehAmelie: was there lightning?
sing_o_muse: i assume he beheaded him
grgriffin3: Nelson really took the Highlander aspect of this seriously
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Highlander living up to its name
TehAmelie: Ben does play a lot of lightning bolts
SluggishThinker: I'm pretty sure there's an anime about that
manianiac subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, manianiac! (Today's storm count: 11)
loki_lxix: No regrets never look back Nelson!
RockPusher: benginSpoop gabySlay gabyB
sing_o_muse: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
maintainpriority: there is always lightning
TehAmelie: or DID
Croc64 gifted a Tier 1 sub to doortodoorhubrissalesman! They have given 2 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, doortodoorhubrissalesman! (Today's storm count: 12)
Alphaproomega: Nelson is part of this one???
electrum516: Hello Nelly!
Buwardo: PogChamp
Life_of_Larbear: Yoooo Croc always being such a great presence
SamanthaGolgariQueen: @TehAmelie RIP Ben roo7
fiftymcnasty: Other way around
Ace121: yay ice cream
Latinper6: I genuinely thought Nelson didn't have a shirt on for a second there
gnome_friend: card kingdom! A kingdom of cards!
simriel: do they have a proper tiebreak system now? xD
Blasteg: I think it's the other way around,
Croc64: Other way around ye
fuzzy_died subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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Croc64: Ben Wheeler won via tie breakers over Jer
mahpete_: thought Nelson's inner shirt was a super hairy chest for a moment.
Croc64: I remember because I mentioned I'd loved it "up until ben won"
Latinper6: ^^^
tidehollowcat: Full Control, I believe.
TehAmelie: aren't all shirts kind of hair for your chest?
zacharyisom: wooooot let's go nelly
electrum516: @croc64 was that last season?
accountmadeforants: The button says "We don't know what the button says"
Pharmacistjudge: Wheeler won. I tweeted the OGW% at you
Paranundrox: I mean, no one's called Wheeler the BEST lands pilot
zacharyisom: nelly is the premier Hoof pilot
accountmadeforants: (Sorry, that was a lie)
Life_of_Larbear: Petition for the next button to say "Premier Lands Pilot"
nightwingmisthawk: The button I got said Holding Full Control
ElderSkyspawner: @Croc64 where's croc sim when you need it?
Metalupis: out of print sealed everywhere
SamanthaGolgariQueen: @accountmadeforants You got my hopes up roo4
MehallD: Wait, really?
Paranundrox: He's just the *Premier* Lands Pilot lrrBEEJ
r10pez10: whoa really
MehallD: I can buy old product from CK now?
r10pez10: time to buy homelands packs!
BENNIE_BEAR84: Button says We're a kingdom of cards
FITorion: meme "what does the button say?" /meme
TehAmelie: just think "Kiss from a Rose"
Mangledpixel: lrrHEART
Aneximarius: Card Kingdom: Buy our homelands for the love of god
Croc64: @ElderSkyspawner Forcing Goblins in the Masters Draft league
SluggishThinker: *writes down Seal Away*
electrum516: I'm definitely excited for Highlander!
radioshackraider: I really hope by the time Serge vs. Wheeler happens on cam, Serge just hass 99 Hovermyw and a Workshop in the same kind of sleeve as his regular ones
Rockario: Show me Mordak!
Mangledpixel: mord hex
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Show us your decks rooBlush
TheWarbo: More decks more decks more decks (to the da bits tune)
mattydubs75: Card Kingdom sells "out of print" sealed product worldwide. Lots of fallen empires up for grabs
smithicus1991: is that Nelly i see
InsaneMuadib: I'm here to see Benjamin Wheeler Premier lands pilot in the format.
Life_of_Larbear: I'm proxying up some decks while watching canlander tonight, looking forward to tonight's show ^-^
ElderSkyspawner: @Croc64 tbh, forcing goblins is always a heck of a time
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
electrum516: just wondering did someone swap out of the league with Nelly
thraximore: nelson and serge are swapped
CadoiPi: Do they have homelands?
Fluffasaurus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander Winter League Part 1. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (15m ago).
sing_o_muse: uhhh
Life_of_Larbear: Serge playing Embercleave confirmed
InsaneMuadib: !crocsim
Bobtheninjagoldfish: names the wrong way round
norcaliban: omg, now I can play Sealed Brawl with my very own Fallen Empires packs!
Croc64: It earned Ben a 3 - 0 in the modern cube once he finally commited to it @ElderSkyspawner
sing_o_muse: names are switched?
Fluffasaurus: who's the 6 this time?
SluggishThinker: turn 1 Vial makes me smile
g0lg0r0th subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Latinper6: Overlay is flipped my doods
Forgotten_Lizard: Names and life totals are switched
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Croc64: @InsaneMuadib You idiot, I said *BUY* stocks of craft, not sell!
Naarius: This is some doppleganger stuff
mortition: @LoadingReadyRun overlay is flipped
ElderSkyspawner: Wheres hovermyr?
Aneximarius: That's hella good for a "brief stint"
radioshackraider: I'm curious, given how much their decks cost, why do they use cardboard boxes as their deck boxes?
InsaneMuadib: @croc64 your sim is broken it's only saying sensical things
TehAmelie: you gotta trade places
Naarius: Wholesome shots
Fpsflipper: magic the shuffling commences
SamanthaGolgariQueen: "Workshop Winnie" banned
electrum516: @loadingreadyrun who's the cast for the league this time.
r10pez10: ooh a homelands booster is 5 USD
maxx7575mtg: Thank you paul
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. / Suspend 2—{G}
mortition: was just about to say this is the most civil of conflicts
Alness49: Awww, this is wholesome trash talk!
Latinper6: Paul is the MVP
SluggishThinker: Where is it?
sing_o_muse: oooooh
Sparkap: I mean Nelson, Serge does like to Striplock people, so he is pretty mean
Sorfingur_the_Wizard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
Sorfingur_the_Wizard: ooohhhh it's judgelander!
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Croc64: Absolutely obliterated
sing_o_muse: gottem
Aneximarius: which one is the suspend nail
BecauseGnomes: Nelson savage!
Croc64: Perfect
SluggishThinker: where on earth could tomorrow be
Genderi: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Teslamat: Disrespectful
Buwardo: I'm out. DansGame
zacharyisom: nelly with the classic butt kicking sweater
before_damage: Serge has kids?!?
plusstak: how dare you hurt serge like that
Naarius: lrrWOW
JonnyH: Nearly as bad as taking a dice out of a man's hand
electrum516: @before_damage nah dawg
SluggishThinker: Do Not Make The Coffee Man Sad!
Croc64: Nelly has been here for like 5 minutes and he's already going about his plan to eliminate every other member of the crew
space_turbulence: Kinky?
mortition: Serge, that foil aether vial is dope as heck!
Jarhi28: !quote reading
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alness49: Yes, Serge has Adam and Ben
radioshackraider: Hover Myr is basically Serge's child, since he's the only one who loves it like only a father could.
northos: !findquote read
LRRbot: Quote #5526: "If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea." —Graham [2018-11-14]
gnome_friend: !card wolverine
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Naarius: !findquote reading
LRRbot: Quote #1471: "I've never really read Dr. Who." —Cameron [2016-01-06]
electrum516: @alness49 Ok yeah u right
sing_o_muse: !quote wolverine
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SluggishThinker: protecc the coffee man from the bearded on
Aneximarius: "hold Priority, bub"
Paranundrox: Nelson coming out like an absolute savage tonight
LRRbot: Vizier of Remedies [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | If one or more −1/−1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many −1/−1 counters minus one are put on it instead.
Croc64: I have a feeling serge may have not realized the glint hawk idol can't be vialed in (thinking of what he might of mis-read)
Paranundrox: I have one question
sing_o_muse: it's a combo!
Paranundrox: it's an important question
Paranundrox: Is Serge playing Hovermyr
Croc64: !deck
Croc64: !decklist
SuperGiraffe: Now we're playing my kinda magic
simriel: is Nelson on My Modern Deck xD
Rockario: -1 -1 -1 Counters
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. / Suspend 2—{G}
Paranundrox: of course he is
sing_o_muse: @Paranundrox yes he is
SluggishThinker: Aether Vial on 2 means Hovermyr. Nelson's doomed
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ThinksTooMuch: 1 digit off a meme. Yay?
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sing_o_muse: damn ninja'd
spawnofhastur: Is Mr Ulmer doing other things?
SluggishThinker: Fear The Myr
Paranundrox: Serge is playing Hovermyr. I have no Sympathy
P4r7YG0D: why is deckmaster still on?
sing_o_muse: Ben probably has an ulcer after his stream today...
gnome_friend: Ca cawww!
not_the_batman: hovermyr incoming
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is that a basic?
LRRbot: Harmonize [2GG] | Sorcery | Draw three cards.
BURRITOSlolos: Painful to watch , give him a land lol cmon
TheWarbo: serge looking coyly at the camera
spawnofhastur: what did ben stream this morning?
Paranundrox: he's going to Vial In Myr
Paranundrox: and I will be upset
electrum516: Serge! don't play with your food XD
SluggishThinker: OK I need to make Serge a Myr tribal EDH deck
r10pez10: ooh, the green ancestral
Croc64: The alter is a basic if that's what you mean white noise
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
frostownik: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise looks like an altered forest
LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk Idol [2] | Artifact | Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn. / {W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
sing_o_muse: @spawnofhastur we were here together with serge
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Frogmite [4] | Artifact Creature — Frog [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts
Loonatic93: Nelly has Questing Beast mana... Does he have Questing Beast card? That is what I'm waiting for.
SluggishThinker: Beep Beep!
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Well that's a turn
BecauseGnomes: Oofa doofa
electrum516: It's so awkward because you turn the cards 45 degrees Serge!!!
r10pez10: heck
Croc64: Welp
Fpsflipper: only one land needed
BecauseGnomes: Never didn't have it
djalternative: We all think about Nelson's life and the choices he's made
LRRbot: Altar of Bone [GW] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: Ouphe Time
Naarius: Serge living on a prayer, confirmed
SluggishThinker: Call it Terminator 3. The Rise of the Machines is upon us.
Paranundrox: O U P H E T I M E
electrum516: OUPHE 100
SluggishThinker: the word oppohoof makes me smile
Paranundrox: boo
JonnyH: Playing cards not on the decklist? JUDGE
electrum516: Let's go OUPHE
RassilonDND: judge! illegal deck list!
mariammistressofmanifolds: who all is playing today?
maintainpriority: Cheer1550
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LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
pyrojakk: Anybody else lagging or is it just me?
electrum516: Oo cheers
frostownik: @mariammistressofmanifolds !deck
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
TZTFG: Should've grabbed OUPHE
antonaqua: Thanks for the RPGFei @maintainpriority
simriel: no Oophe I am guessing
accountmadeforants: Is anyone else hearing Powerhouse in the background during Serge's turns?
rodog695: no ouphe is a big oof
simriel: Ouphe*
historyman_admu: Thanks for the RPGPhatLoot @maintainpriority
tidehollowcat: Who did Nelson replace?
sing_o_muse: ben
Croc64: Ulmer
SluggishThinker: @tidehollowcat Ben Ulmer
maintainpriority: Ben Ulmer
Naarius: @tidehollowcat Ben Ulmer
TheWarbo: Bengineering bowed out
frostownik: @tidehollowcat Bengineering
Paranundrox: might be worth hitting the Inspector
MintChocDoublin: hi nelson, big fan. whose on the bench?
Croc64: Ulmer Ben
MintChocDoublin: thanks chat
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
simriel: killing Jitte is never wrong
SluggishThinker: a resounding echo of Bengineering howls through the chat
Paranundrox: but Jitte is very good against Hoof
r10pez10: jumezawa's yeetay
SluggishThinker: UwUmezawa's Jitte
electrum516: @sluggishthinker Stop! please 😂
sing_o_muse: UmUzawa's Jitte
SluggishThinker: *notices ur creatures* what's this?
Paranundrox: sometimes they have X/1 fliers
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Sometimes you get continuously chump-blocked by thopters
LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
electrum516: @r10pez10 I approve of the Yeetay haha
Paranundrox: Rec Sage
SluggishThinker: "AAAAAAAA" Woodland Bellower
Croc64: Ouphe or Rec sage could uh
Paranundrox: but E Wit is good on its own
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
maxx7575mtg: How last are you guys going to be live
frostownik: manglehorn
Paranundrox: I assume no Ouphe
Fruan: I thought we agreed that the Bellower goes "Bwaaa"
LRRbot: Ramroller [3] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [2/3] | Ramroller attacks each combat if able. / Ramroller gets +2/+0 as long as you control another artifact.
sing_o_muse: Ram-ROOLLLER
SluggishThinker: @Fruan it's the cowboy man meme scream
Croc64: WOW
Paranundrox: @Croc64 presumeably if Nelson had Ouphe he'd have got it off Altar
jpss92400: who did that knight alter?
BecauseGnomes: Yikes!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
SamanthaGolgariQueen: That's an *uncommon*, Nelson roo4
LRRbot: Etched Champion [3] | Artifact Creature — Soldier [2/2] | Metalcraft — Etched Champion has protection from all colors as long as you control three or more artifacts.
CadoiPi: the shade
sing_o_muse: savage there coach
Naarius: Judge call on Nelson's Savagery
Paranundrox: to shut off Vial and Opal
Paranundrox: lol
tidehollowcat: I want that Knight of the Reliquary.
Pharmacistjudge: @naarius yes?
SluggishThinker: sleep well Ram Man
Croc64: Well you have to slow roll ouphe's para
djalternative: ramroller is an uncommon thank you very much
Croc64: Shatter them, give them hope
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
Paranundrox: that seems wrong
chris365: Sooo does serge have a hovirmire
Paranundrox: but please
Croc64: "Well if he had the ouphe..."
Croc64: And then bam
SluggishThinker: Cave Elves live in caves
Comeback323: Oooh I got here in time
Croc64: Ouphe
Paranundrox: by all means slowroll the Ouphe
electrum516: Hey chat does anyone know who's playing in the league this season?
Paranundrox: and then bam. Upheval
sing_o_muse: @chris365 ayup
Croc64: It's about showmanship
RangerOfVoid: ramroller was a 4/2?
Naarius: @Pharmacistjudge I'm glad it's both magically and pharmacologically sounds
Paranundrox: *Upheaval
zacharyisom: cavern on beast nelly!
Loonatic93: Elves? In green? Absurd!
chris365: lol
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Hydra [4GG] | Creature — Hydra [*/*] | Reach / Ulvenwald Hydra's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / When Ulvenwald Hydra enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
SluggishThinker: @electrum516 Jer, Wheeler, Cam, Nelson, Alex, Captain Hovermyr
frostownik: @electrum516 Nelson, Serge, Wheeler, Jer, Alex, Cam
Aneximarius: That Hydra is a staple in sooo many green decks of mine now
Croc64: Para we're talking about serge and nelson here, it's not always about you gosh
accountmadeforants: Oh dear, even the art is oddly reminiscent of Prime Time
Croc64: Against you we just loop ephemerate/timewalk for ever
rodog695: oh god
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
Paranundrox: nice Bant Blink list
zacharyisom: get kessig you silly
Paranundrox: :P
Croc64: Well now hold on
electrum516: @sluggishthinker ah ok thank you. Wait no Ben?
Croc64: Bant Blink is good
Paranundrox: @zacharyisom no red to activate
rodog695: serge bout to to get rip'd
Loonatic93: Marit Lage cannot block Etched Champion!
Fruan: Ah, the ol' aladin's lamp solution.
zacharyisom: oh! bant only? interestingggg
SluggishThinker: @electrum516 no, Nelson annihilated him in an anime season finale apparently
LRRbot: Duskwatch Recruiter [1G] (back: Krallenhorde Howler) | Creature — Human Warrior Werewolf [2/2] | {2}{G}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Duskwatch Recruiter.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: *Just* getting Cradle, eh?
LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
hd_dabnado: !decklists
electrum516: @sluggishthinker Nani?!
simriel: I have considered running the Hydra in commander as a partial Prime Time. never quite pulled the trigger on it
Distrei: I have my Hydra in my budget RG Omnath deck. It's pretty nice.
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
freshmaker__: Hydra is legit in edh
SluggishThinker: @simriel I can vouch for it, it's as good as the lands you're running. Cradle, Valakut, Depths/Stage, Strip, all good things to get
Distrei: I mainly grab reliquary tower with it
simriel: shouldn't that Cradle have came in tapped?
LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
simriel: oh wait I lie
simriel: ignore me
sing_o_muse: is that Craterhoof's music?
CadoiPi: nelson is lucky serge didnt drawn hover myr
zacharyisom: That's GOTTA BE HOOF
ninja_theory_ashrams: style over Substance
MintChocDoublin: plating would be 8 damage?
LRRbot: Bane of Progress [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | When Bane of Progress enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on Bane of Progress for each permanent destroyed this way.
sing_o_muse: oh no
frostownik: by gawd
Mage24365: PFFFFFFFFFFF
freshmaker__: OH NO
inFluxButCooler: LUL
Eprlide: OOF
rodog695: OH JESUS CHRIST
hd_dabnado: OH NOOOO
frostownik: that's bane's music
Bobtheninjagoldfish: GET CLAPPED
Silverbolt202: Is this game one?
Croc64: HOLY SHIT NELSON
Frostwriter111: oh
MechaKuuga: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
electrum516: OOOOOO GAWD
BecauseGnomes: Serge's soul just left his BODY
Murf13: Ouch
Blasteg: holy moly
pyrthas: ahahaha
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
electrum516: JEZUS NELLY
rodog695: ITS A MASSACRE
Paranundrox: disgusting
freshmaker__: speaking of legit in edh
Naarius: You monster
rs25mtg: Boooom!
Dirt_Gopher: oooohh noooo....
Fpsflipper: ouphe
BiscuitHipster: OH LAWD
Distrei: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
ElderSkyspawner: Nelson, best dad, most savage magic player
zacharyisom: THAT'S GOTTA BE BANE!
rarermonsters: BIGAWD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
Buwardo: noxF
Paranundrox: This is why you don't let your opponent get to 6
Xx_JAG_xX: RUDE
jpss92400: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
electrum516: OOF
SluggishThinker: did the Cradle come in tapped?
rodog695: WHAT THE HELL NELLY
simriel: @sluggishthinker So I don't run Dark Depth combo in the deck, and don't have a cradle
pyrojakk: Oh god
MintChocDoublin: sghetti hoof?
Croc64: Nelson didn't show up to take prisoners
flangdale: lrrFINE lrrSERGE lrrFINE
Paranundrox: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
Juliamon: This. This is why Ben is out and Nelly is in.
TheKoder: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
TwitchTVsFrank: wheelerRanch
Loonatic93: Ohhhhhhh. Nooooooooo!
rs25mtg: Nelson with the Commander moves here.
rodog695: that's how you end a man
Alness49: Serge just sent to the shadow realm!
spawnofhastur: welcome to the highlight reel!
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrSPOOP
MintChocDoublin: sir. Nelson sir. that is a commander card
radioshackraider: This is just so beautiful
kosmonautxd: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerPog
simriel: @sluggishthinker On the other hand I do run a lot of value lands like Winding Canyons
SuperGiraffe: You play commander once and you start maindecking bane of progress
accountmadeforants: Enter! The shadowrealm...
BiscuitHipster: NELLY WITH THE ELBOW DROP TO THE TAINT
Croc64: Good lord
SluggishThinker: @simriel go for it, although I'd run Crop Rotation first.
Naarius: I feel like Nelson just violated the Geneva convention
BecauseGnomes: I love Nelly so much
rarermonsters: Somebody stop the damn match
rodog695: nelson's calm destruction is terrifying
maintainpriority: hey guys, i was looking away for a moment, where did serge hide his board
CadoiPi: serge call game 2
JerecoPlays: By God that Serge had a family!
frostownik: this play was so strong, a commander's sphere fell of me desk
TheWarbo: isn't that a copter token
SketchyDetails: that was a fun turn :p
rarermonsters: I like how Nelson calmly explains how Serge has no good blocks before attacking
Paranundrox: @rarermonsters really got to salt the earth there
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Serge "Never Keep One-Lander" Yager
Blasteg: getting silver bullet'd
Paranundrox: it's the Creatures equivalent of "so, I've got a loop"
simriel: @sluggishthinker This isn't a Lands deck, so crop rotation isn't as good as something that is also a Value Creature
Distrei: wheelerLoop
Croc64: "So I could alpha, and you'd be screwed, and have probably no way to lose, but it doesn't kill you."
Croc64: "Actually you know what, alpha"
j0xer: judge rubins jubbins
frostownik: i kept a Molander!
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Blow harder.
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrJUDGE vs lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @frostownik
justamagicplayer: what decks are people on why arent they goblins
frostownik: !decklists
simriel: @frostownik Molander is a free creature who need to be allowed to roam. don't keep him
Naarius: Nelson's sweater looks v comf
Paranundrox: F is for Flunge
Distrei: I vaguely remember a North 100 episode where you did some talking about mulligans? Not sure.
Paranundrox: 32? that's so many! lrrBEEJ
frostownik: I kept Molander in my thoughts?
Paranundrox: 4 apiece
Croc64: 4 points each yes
Paranundrox: Crypt and Ring are the same amount
eboera: hello
gnome_friend: Hi @eboera
r10pez10: as an EDH player, highlander looks like EDH with the pedal to the floor
Croc64: Mana crypt was increased to 3 earlier in the year, and then both went to 4 at the same time
frostownik: bane of progress now 2 points
Aneximarius: Sol ring, the 10th power
Paranundrox: Sol Ring is like $6
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Kvorgat: Which version of commander format are they playing ? Which banlist ?
Paranundrox: so Flash is probably the highest
Croc64: If you're on mtgo Vault is .01 tix
thundershot879: channel is extremely cheap
Vyous: Channel is currently not pointed, but I feel should get an honorary mention at 17c
sing_o_muse: !canlander
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simriel: @kvorgat One that isn't Commander
rarermonsters: Imagine how hard Sol Ring would crash if they finally banned Sol Ring
Kvorgat: Oh okay sorry
justamagicplayer: sol ring is the 11th power vault is 10th
Paranundrox: Sol Ring would be literal pennies
Paranundrox: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Genderi: Serge you poor soul
simriel: Serge is a good boy
Croc64: Comedic effect
eboera: howdy Ser-gi-oh
pyrojakk: Serge is a good boy
Mangledpixel: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Distrei: as it should be. i am not fond of sol ring
Naarius: Chat is the eldest god
sing_o_muse: "occasionally" the man says
Paranundrox: I would never lie
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh there's so many reasons chat would lie
Aneximarius: I'm looking forward to slapping Attraxa onto Nelson's list and just running that as a commander deck
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Jarhi28: sergeOffByOne
Paranundrox: except to ranch Wheeler
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: so. many.
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
Dr_fragenstien: We try our best, but our best is rarely good enough
r10pez10: occassionally??
SluggishThinker: what species of Oathbreaking Tiny Brawling Elder Highlander are we playing?
Paranundrox: as I am contractually obligated to do
Kvorgat: I'm french and I'm mostly playing commander, but there is at least 3 format played around here
gnome_friend: That Serge quote was great
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
radioshackraider: I don't think Sol Ring will ever be banned in Commander, simply because it would then make every Commander precon illegal to play
LRRbot: Arcbound Slith [2] | Artifact Creature — Slith [0/0] | Whenever Arcbound Slith deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Modular 1
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
gnome_friend: The electric tomato!
AirTony7: Twitch chat simultaneously sees every correct line of play and misses every play
radioshackraider: Hey, Electric Tomato: Aka the best card in Kaladesh
zacharyisom: take a damage nelly
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
thraximore: Nelson takes 1 damage
justamagicplayer: VROOM VROOM
Buwardo: I have bomat courrier ptsd. BibleThump
Paranundrox: It's almost like Twitch Chat is distinct entities :P
SluggishThinker: This construct is E M P L O Y E D
zacharyisom: honk honk nelly
Genderi: This just in: aether vial not a permanent
accountmadeforants: Good lord, I forgot just how busted Electric Tomato is
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Aneximarius: Serge is playing kaladesh standard right now
SluggishThinker: Friday Night Kaladesh Standard Fight
gnome_friend: In the slithy toves?
Paranundrox: did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Piffanie: Greetings from PAX Aus Chat! lrrAWESOME
Paranundrox: all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome wrath outgrave
gnome_friend: Hi @Piffanie
rarermonsters: Mirrodin was populated by creatures which Memnarch kidnapped from across the multiverse and forcefully naturalized. That included random creatures with no real explanation like the Sliths and Nim
zacharyisom: SNICKER SNACK
Piffanie: hi @gnome_friend
Latinper6: Slith have lore my guy
Xx_JAG_xX: sliths are just weird zombie dudes from mirrodin
Genderi: "The slith incubate in the Great Furnace's heat, emerging on Mirrodin's surface only when the suns have aligned overhead. Born amid molten metal, the slith have more than adapted to the perils of a metal world."
radioshackraider: Sliths are just a purely MTG thing, and were only on Mirrodin, with none of them in Scars block
SluggishThinker: Kaladesh was great. RIP Paradox Engine, gone but not forgotten
thegreatwyrdling: HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR
accountmadeforants: Brrr brrrr
simriel: not heard the John Madden in a while
Vanbael: 999 999 999
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
RangerOfVoid: is there a slither deck in the canadian highlander league?
Paranundrox: next turn Bane
Paranundrox: let's go
inFluxButCooler: Uh oh
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Aneximarius: So when does he cast tron
Paranundrox: that is the face of a man with a Bane
Xx_JAG_xX: can't wait for the second bane of progress
Comeback323: just power
TheWarbo: power only
freshmaker__: just power
LRRbot: Thoughtcast [4U] | Sorcery | Affinity for artifacts / Draw two cards.
Dr_fragenstien: it's hard to say power without also saying toughness
SluggishThinker: basically Recall
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
inFluxButCooler: Oh no serge
LRRbot: Glint Hawk Idol [2] | Artifact | Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn. / {W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
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MehallD: suit now 8/3
JimmyArgon: Serge clearly didn't learn from the first bane of progress
espi: I think I've figured out how Serge taps: if you add up all the tap angles it adds up to 420 degrees
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
SluggishThinker: looks like we're in for a prime time
Paranundrox: wrong 6 drop :P
revjakenash: Been playing in Standard lately. They should never print another teferi planeswalker. Yeah I said it
SluggishThinker: Beep Boop Elf is now soup
MintChocDoublin: 3 mana 7/3 it's like he brings his own cranial plating
zacharyisom: yeah flooded out
Paranundrox: @revjakenash just no more 3 mana walkers
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somecall_metim: I watch this, but I wish I could understand. It must be how americans feel when a brit explains cricket
r10pez10: and now we will never know what was under the tomato
Paranundrox: @r10pez10 he cracked it
before_damage: @revjakenash Get ready for core 2021 my dude
kosmonautxd: @revjakenash wait for core set 21
Durzo_Blint_: now it's a 8/3
Paranundrox: it had the Thoughtcast
ElderSkyspawner: @revjakenash just wait for core set Teferi :(
RangerOfVoid: but green has lots of anti artifact throughout the history
kosmonautxd: @revjakenash you'll love it
revjakenash: I'm cool with Tibalt @Paranundrox
r10pez10: @Paranundrox in my defence i wasn't paying attention
r10pez10: officer
r10pez10: >.>
revjakenash: Teferi more oppressive than jace
Paranundrox: I'll allow it :P
simriel: I love Teferi as a character, wish his cards hadn't been so oppressive.
Paranundrox: @revjakenash Tibalt is 2 though (unless you mean uncommon)
SluggishThinker: @revjakenash sounds like someone who likes his spells resolving. You will not survive the winter
Paranundrox: you'll play "naturalize on a 2/1"
Paranundrox: or Null Rod on a 2/2
darkflame0994: So is something like Simic Control a thing? btw hello Im new first stream
rarermonsters: Teferi is why non-symmetric design is a mistake
gnome_friend: @darkflame0994 welcome! Yeah, Jer is playing a Simic turns deck later
Paranundrox: Opposition could be a control-ish deck I suppose
Croc64: Reach Trample Pro Multicolored
SluggishThinker: snakeyman has reach and tromple yeah
ThirdOf5: "better than hover myr" snek
djalternative: !decklist
Paranundrox: not so much Traditional Control
TheWarbo: !card stonecoil serpent
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
frostownik: we'll most likely get 3 Teferis in Core21, 2 cool somewhat niche ones and 1 expensive powerhouse
Croc64: Nailed it
Paranundrox: maybe a Simic/Bant Flash deck?
RangerOfVoid: bane works on enchants as well right?
Alphaproomega: Do we have a schedule for tonight?
darkflame0994: @gnome_friend thank you, thats awesome!
frostownik: @RangerOfVoid yup
SluggishThinker: @RangerOfVoid yarp
rarermonsters: Chandra gets more bs pushed cards than Teferi but young people like her
SluggishThinker: because it long
Paranundrox: @Croc64 I feel naked watching CanLander without commands :P
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: REMEMBER:
epicfail9271: better a thinker than a stinker
RangerOfVoid: that makes it really nice against a lot of decks
Paranundrox: I miss Crocsim lrrBEEJ
Ace121: serge no 1 Landers my dude
ElderSkyspawner: @Paranundrox same
sing_o_muse: !crocsim
Croc64: @Paranundrox I keep throwing pasta at the tornado, but it's not slowing down
gnome_friend: What is crocsim?
rarermonsters: Chandra's uninteractable emblem on + is much more bs than anything either Teferi does
justamagicplayer: what isnt crocsim
simriel: @rarermonsters Most Chandra's have been pretty terrible overall. every Teferi card is insane.
Bugberry: White doesn’t get Reach
Paranundrox: @gnome_friend a command on Wheeler's stream that pokes fun at Croc
popeworldbuild: No one landers
revjakenash: @Paranundrox , every MTG chat needs crocsim
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Serge is the premier 9-land belcher player of the format
gnome_friend: ah neat
Krokaar: Am I late?
Croc64: @gnome_friend On ben wheeler's channel, there is a command that pulls up sureal phrases based on things I say fused with jokes ben makes
kitcat97: Nelly wheelerPog
Alphaproomega: @simriel Save creature tef maybe
rarermonsters: @simriel Because there's been 2 Teferi walkers versus like 16 Chandra's
Paranundrox: @Krokaar Game 3 of Round 1
Croc64: Some are literal quotes
MintChocDoublin: snake is obviously a secret archer
epicfail9271: game 3 of match one krokaar
kitcat97: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Croc64: Some constructed entirely from Ben
Krokaar: Ty, so not too late
gnome_friend: @Croc64 how many phrases are there in it?
Croc64: All nonsensical
Paranundrox: Ben puts in a new one each stream
r10pez10: what good friends
rarermonsters: Also I hit mythic on mono green, baby teferi aint got shit
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
frostownik: @rarermonsters 3, there's the equally broken commander walker
Croc64: @gnome_friend Ben doesn't know how to do multiple so it's a new one each stream
accountmadeforants: That's adorable
LRRbot: Arcbound Slith [2] | Artifact Creature — Slith [0/0] | Whenever Arcbound Slith deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Modular 1
Myclept: This is some heartwarming shiz
simriel: @rarermonsters 3 planeswalkers and 1 creature, all insane.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: a n c i e n t t o m b m a n a
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Elvish Visionary [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | When Elvish Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Sogheim: lrrSERGE I'm rooting for Serge, but that's 'cause I only have the Serge emote
Paranundrox: wheelerCream
frostownik: Nelson "I too play draft commons" Salahub
SluggishThinker: Slith is just Hovermyr's tiny and weak son
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Spellskite [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [0/4] | {U/P}: Change a target of target spell or ability to Spellskite.
revjakenash: who subbed out for @Coachnelly?
Paranundrox: god, when you're calling something a weak Hovermyr
SluggishThinker: Swoleskite
simriel: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrPAUL
Karfsma778: yes, I do
frostownik: @revjakenash bengineering
rarermonsters: @simriel None o the teferis are that bad, standard players just won't learn to play against control
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
Xx_JAG_xX: I DO! I was there
Karfsma778: Arcbound Worker has it
somecall_metim: not sure if my last message got through internet died, who won the last match?
Paranundrox: @somecall_metim Nelson won the first game, Serge won the second
Xx_JAG_xX: serge!
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
lirazel64: Serg3
Paranundrox: this is G3 of R1
Croc64: This is still the first match
simriel: @rarermonsters I never mentioned standard
freshmaker__: metim lol
I_Am_Clockwork: what colors is serge's deck?
Paranundrox: @I_Am_Clockwork colors? lrrBEEJ
SluggishThinker: fun fact: Serge plays Skynet in the new Terminator movie
gnome_friend: @I_Am_Clockwork Jeskai
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun what would be you're recommended deck to build for a player new to the format?
Paranundrox: I don't understand
somecall_metim: @Paranundrox cheers
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I thought Serge said Bluey Whitey, but I'll allow it.
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Pintyhet: Serge at 15?
Leedopo: are Ben and Jer dueling tonight?
Latinper6: @epicfail9271 Red Deck Wins or Mono Green Aggro
Pintyhet: Ancient tomb twice plus fetch.
VTMonster: getting down with the Jitte
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Frostwriter111: yeah, serge forgot to ping for the fetch
LRRbot: Etched Champion [3] | Artifact Creature — Soldier [2/2] | Metalcraft — Etched Champion has protection from all colors as long as you control three or more artifacts.
simriel: Ben isn't in this one Leepodo
Paranundrox: yeah, Serge should be 12 here
SluggishThinker: S H I N Y
spimmmm: wheeler yes, ulmer no
Paranundrox: 3x tomb + 2 fetch
monkeryz: 4Head
Croc64: Never admit defeat
mowdownjoe: 4Head
Frostwriter111: 4Head
Distrei: wheelerCream
Xx_JAG_xX: these stakes are under cooked
before_damage: Do you guys ever have a panic attack about having so much money investment in paper cards?
eboera: serge, premier mistake maker of the format
gnome_friend: !findquote mistake
LRRbot: Quote #3586: "Cherry Ripe was a mistake that should never have existed." —Graham [2016-10-29]
Paranundrox: lrrGOAT there
ElderSkyspawner: @eboera just because you're right
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
rarermonsters: They should really stop validating chat's corrections
SluggishThinker: he's gonna put himself in Second Rite range
revjakenash: @before_damage yes, oh god yes
epicfail9271: so many whiteys
Leedopo: @simriel are Wheeler and Jer dueling tonight on cam?
LRRbot: Thoughtcast [4U] | Sorcery | Affinity for artifacts / Draw two cards.
djalternative: even whitey-er than whitey bulger
espi: Favourite cardinal direction and 3-digit number?
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rodog695: nelson is such a savage lol
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun magic as Richard Garfield intended
RebekahWSD: There's colours? I must learn more! :O
SluggishThinker: *thinking emoji*
Aneximarius: They wont ban you for talking about hong kong
Ace121: good job serge
gnome_friend writes down thoughtcast
inFluxButCooler: Serge has a seat
adambomb625: I thought you cast something, but I was wrong
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
feha92: @Aneximarius pretty sure blizzard did
simriel: @sluggishthinker So you joke but I have been Got by second rite in Highlander before
Paranundrox: @Leedopo they'll be on camera, just not sure if they'll face each other
gnome_friend: What isn't life?
epicfail9271: what do we do if we can't afford clues...
Paranundrox: Second Rite has got many people
Paranundrox: Nelson got someone on camera a few years ago
SluggishThinker: @simriel I run Second Rite in my mono red EDH deck. It's gotten people twice thus far
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: at one of the first LRR Highlander streams
djalternative: Life = Apples. Lemons were propoganda.
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
frostownik: aahhh that Rebecca Guay art
simriel: in commander it's even more corner case xD
Naarius: lrrWOW
Paranundrox: Tireless Tracker isn't a land lrrBEEJ
SluggishThinker: the premier hovermyr pilot of the format
Twilight_Spark: Hi guys, new viewer here. Is this some sort of variant on Carmen Sandiego? Like you get enough clues and then you try to guess what country she's in?
ElderSkyspawner: When do we get to see Ben and Serge have a debate before the premier lands pilot elections?
goosecreekinn: !decklists
Paranundrox: He's improving as we speak
Croc64: @Twilight_Spark Precisely!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Twilight_Spark
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Paranundrox: keeping that one-lander really bumped him up the rankings
rodog695: the value
frostownik: @Twilight_Spark most likely in Bane of Progress country
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun I think wheeler has just burst into flames from hearing serge contest his claim. my question is, who had the claim to lands first?
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
espi: It's possible the other Lands players are just getting worst very quickly Paul
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
gnome_friend: Electric tomato hype!
Paranundrox: @epicfail9271 I mean, Wheeler claimed the Premier title first
LRRbot: Tempered Steel [1WW] | Enchantment | Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.
Leedopo: @epicfail9271 Beej
rodog695: oh lawd
ZeroArcana: the next level is Prime Minister Land Player
SluggishThinker: Ol' Silverfists
Croc64: That's some big fists
Paranundrox: also the title of Premier Lands Pirate
simriel: aaah Tempered Steel takes me back...
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paladinr: Tempered steel, art featuring Ferrus Manus
colinoclock: lucky 13 ;)
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Spellskite getting into the redzone
simriel: played it in standard way back
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frostownik: i'm way reclined in my chair and the flavor text surely says Ghalma the SLAPPER
thraximore: except youre not tapped out
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Paranundrox: 4 points to 0 here
paladinr: respect for that sol ring choice
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
epicfail9271: too much fast mana not enough hoof
gnome_friend: !findquote squirrel
LRRbot: Quote #303: "Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!" —Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
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Naarius: Squirrel hype!
YawgmothsBargainBin: Squirrelherder
skylordshadow: It snowed here in Minnesota today
Paranundrox: you did, Nelson
StrengthOfTenTigers: mercur3Cheer mercur3Cheer duhTopdeck duhTopdeck duhTopdeck
epicfail9271: o.o
KennyMorgan: teenHMM
Croc64: I don't know
zacharyisom: you did say you found them
rhuletheworld: Has throne of eldraine made an impact into highlander?
Croc64: I wasn't listening
LRRbot: Spire of Industry | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if you control an artifact.
epicfail9271: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
juchem69z: he said "I have squirrel tokens"
thraximore: ^
adambomb625: You said "I have squirrel tokens"
Aneximarius: "Sweet art cards" not specifically of squirrels
Dix: The confusion is real
Paranundrox: you found representations of squirrels
JonnyH: I think you said "I've have squirrel tokens" or similar
Paranundrox: but not actual tokens
gnome_friend: "This is not a squirrel"
frostownik: @rhuletheworld Serge played the */3 artifact creature, that counts
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun so much metal, not enough craft. time to cast?
Paranundrox: 10ish > 9
yallz: what is the difference with highlander and 100 card singleton?
j0xer: nelson currently with more artifacts than serge
Paranundrox: @yallz some additional rules
Paranundrox: !canlander
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gnome_friend: @yallz highlander is a type of 100 card singleton
LRRbot: Thoughtcast [4U] | Sorcery | Affinity for artifacts / Draw two cards.
frostownik: @yallz highlander pretty much == singleton
tidehollowcat: One floating
Paranundrox: but there's also Auslander (7point/60 cards)
djalternative: serge is at sleven
Croc64: Nelson just waiting for Serge to tap down low enough off that tomb to crack the fetch for the 1 red source to bolt him
Paranundrox: and German Lander, which I don't really know anything about
rarermonsters: Singleton is what WotC calls it because Highlander is trademarked
Paranundrox: @Croc64 fetch for R, get the cheeky W&6
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
RAZRBCK08: do we have any special rules for this league like last time or is this just a do whatever you want
epicfail9271: #hoof
flangdale: 7 point highlander has a differernt points list aswell as being less cards
frostownik: @Paranundrox and, most importantly, Beejlander
Paranundrox: I believe they're rotating decks
RangerOfVoid: all games in this format this quick?
flangdale: also sideboard
Paranundrox: @RangerOfVoid not necessarily
Paranundrox: there's prison decks
Juliamon: Rotating decks if they so desire.
Paranundrox: Lantern Control Prison exists
gnome_friend: Non-rotating cushions
Paranundrox: Enchantress Prison of various flavors
Croc64: @Paranundrox If you're deck doesn't have 4 colors what's the point? Get a Shepherd of the flock to protect that wrenn and six
Paranundrox: does Saheeli count as R
milktcg: wheelerY is nelly playing cowboy magic? wheelerH
epicfail9271: judges that can't follow the rules. ironic
djalternative: @rarermonsters that whole problem is no longer one now. They can now call it highlander and use singleton as the generic term for non-duplicate formats.
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Whipflare [1R] | Sorcery | Whipflare deals 2 damage to each nonartifact creature.
Paranundrox: ouphe
control_rig: Yeouch
Croc64: Powerful magic
Xx_JAG_xX: the come back!!
rodog695: those squirrels had families!
Buwardo: We didn't get to see the squirrel tokens. FeelsBadMan
Croc64: Welp
Paranundrox: show me Bane
epicfail9271: hoof would be lonely here
Croc64: This match has seen some real whiplash
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
frostownik: hurricane for 6, game 4
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
control_rig: Swag-tusk
sing_o_muse: Swaggy T
yallz: 4+5+3=11? ut
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: @rodog695 maybe those squirrels *were* a family
Croc64: Ah, the classic 2/2 serra
Karfsma778: Notably, Hoof would have still won.
control_rig: SerraWolf
epicfail9271: serra; owwwwwwwww ow owwwww
godardhazard: the classic wolf named serra
Aneximarius: If only there were dice to indicate power and toughness to use on the token lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always feel like a badass.
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
yallz: does stony silence stop artifact creatures from attacking?
somecall_metim: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
Mechsican: is etched not just leathal? 2+clap+enchantment?
gnome_friend: @yallz not usually
simriel: @yallz no.
frostownik: @yallz no, attacking is not an activated ability
peaceandlove__1_: pointing with your middle finger D:
yallz: kk thanks all
Croc64: @Mechsican That's 5, 2+1+2
djalternative points with middle finger
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
epicfail9271: hoof from nowhere ftw? and or tusk token??
SmashTCG: I bet Serge is playing hover myr in this
Karfsma778: Thragtusk will straight trade, won't it
Paranundrox: what does Skite even redirect from Nelson though
Mechsican: @Croc64 oops. though clap was +2/+1
Paranundrox: 5 power either way
Mechsican: -1 that is
frostownik: @Paranundrox knight of autumn i guess?
Paranundrox: dead to a removal spell
LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Paranundrox: yeah, that was my thought @frostownik
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When Kozilek's Predator enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Paranundrox: colorless
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thraximore: woaahhh
control_rig: Oh maaaaaan
Croc64: A fair amount of mana for cracking clues as well
frostownik: also Garruk's fight ability
sing_o_muse: the tech....
control_rig: The turn around!
Officinalis: Yo. Any hovermyr sightings chat?
Croc64: This match has been an absolute rollercoaster
Comeback323: attack with the swag
Paranundrox: attack with Tusk, force the trade
rodog695: not yet @Officinalis
Comeback323: yea forcing the trade is best
zacharyisom: this game is fantastic
Paranundrox: Hovermyr, confirmed unplayable
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SamanthaGolgariQueen: If you get a Hovermyr for lethal does Wheeler have to buy you icecream?
control_rig: This is such a close game!
Jarhi28: sergeSqueak
hmwd138: What is hover myr?
Juliamon: The anxiety-squeak
Paranundrox: !card Hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
Dix: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Paranundrox: a card that shouldn't be played
chris365: sergeSqueak
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Bugberry: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
thraximore: "a bit of a lucky topdeck"
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
j0xer: cradle pretty good card
Paranundrox: Serge doesn't have Metalcraft unless he animates
Paranundrox: or I mean, plays an artifact
Paranundrox: but Tomb is real awkward
Karfsma778: He can GET metalcraft any time he wants
SmashTCG: hey para!
Paranundrox: Tireless traded with Bomat
Paranundrox: which seems reasonable
Aneximarius: now does he rip grapeshot
milktcg: tight game
Paranundrox: that represents a lot of cards
thraximore: I don't think he sees the line
Paranundrox: yeah, BtZ makes 1/1 Scions
Paranundrox: @thraximore which line
thraximore: oh wait nvm
Paranundrox: Metalcraft isn't relevant
SluggishThinker: this is tighter than PleasantKenobi's trousers
Paranundrox: with the colorless blockers
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
Twilight_Spark: anneS
thraximore: the scions are colorless, woweeee
ElderSkyspawner: hey should be at 1 off of ancient tomb and spire
SmashTCG: wavager!
Paranundrox: Spire only costs life for Colored mana
Paranundrox: you can tap for colorless for free
Croc64: Spire only pings for colored mana ye
simriel: @elderskyspawner spire can tap for colourless for no cost
ElderSkyspawner: f, never mind
control_rig: On game 3
Croc64: costs life not pings but you get it
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
LRRbot: Brushland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Summoner's Pact [0] | Instant | Search your library for a green creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{G}{G}. If you don't, you lose the game.
Paranundrox: Bane
Paranundrox: Of
rodog695: uh oh
Paranundrox: Progress
Croc64: OH
Croc64: Oof
control_rig: Hoof, there it is?
Dix: hoooooof
hd_dabnado: HOOOOF
revjakenash: F
frostownik: by gawd
simriel: Time For Hoof
Paranundrox: boo
Croc64: Hoof there it is
SmashTCG: HOOOOOF
ElderSkyspawner: <-- not the premier workshop pilot of the format
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Paranundrox: Bane of Progress to style
rodog695: HOOF
Karfsma778: GET HOOFED
inFluxButCooler: LUL
sing_o_muse: CRADLE TO THE GRAVE
control_rig: HOOF there it is!
musicianlol: Wow what a game
milktcg: HOOF
freshmaker__: Biggus Hoofus
j0xer: HE'S HERE
SmashTCG: oh no
TehAmelie: just follow the craters
frostownik: he big
control_rig: HOOF!
SmashTCG: cradle!
gnome_friend: Imagine if craterhoof behemoth had haste lrrBEEJ
Paranundrox: Cradle to the Grave lrrBEEJ
bradlby: hoofus boofus
rarermonsters: This deck is something deeply unholy, a Timmy deck built by a Spike
j0xer: GG!
control_rig: Hoofa doofa
spimmmm: what a game
control_rig: GG!
Croc64: God *damn*
simriel: that was some Good Magic
Paranundrox: 7/10 should've fetched Bane of Progress lrrBEEJ
rodog695: that match was nuts
BecauseGnomes: That was spicy
LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/3] | Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
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control_rig: That was SUCH a good game, you guys!
Frostwriter111: GG
musicianlol: 10/10 match
mortition: great match you two
thraximore: Wow. Kozilek's predator. Whodatunkit
rodog695: seeya guys, tapping out to play some destiny
zacharyisom: deeeelightful game
SmashTCG: is worse cradle in this deck?
rarermonsters: That was some exhibition magic
frostownik: gg pals, good night chat, imma head out
hd_dabnado: was that an ante joke?
Hulio826: @rodog695 Later
Paranundrox: yeah, that was a great exhibition
sing_o_muse: best card you're not playing Kozilek's Predator
Paranundrox: 3 great games
Paranundrox: close finish
RassilonDND: something something get goofed!
simriel: @rodog695 I know this feel now. it is probably Cams fault I play now
Croc64: It wouldn't have been as cool
control_rig: Ah yes. Alley Magic
dranoshis: happy to see Nelson play some highelander
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Paranundrox: !deck
NeroTheArsonist: street magic! it's like normal magic, but outside
Skyotonic: nah its backalley magic :P
RAZRBCK08: do we know who round 2 camera match is?
Paranundrox: I don't think we know yet
sing_o_muse: tapping unsleeved moxen on ashpalt
stateofcomatose: Sleeves are banned in street Magic right?
Skyotonic: @NeroTheArsonist without sleeves..
gnome_friend: !findquote sleeve
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Coricket: Can we get more Nelson? That was great!
lirazel64: l think it's James and Adam.
SmashTCG: I need to know what the highlander community thinks of the 3 mana version of cradle. I think as a second cradle its worth playing
Paranundrox: @coricket he'll be here the rest of the league
bmw_225: !deck
sing_o_muse: @SmashTCG Itlimoc?
paladinr: It's too slow and easy to disrupt @SmashTCG
SmashTCG: ye
Coricket: That makes me so happy
lirazel64: oops, sorry, wrong stream.
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justamagicplayer: itlomoc is a commander card
sing_o_muse: !decks
paladinr: I've tried it in every variation of hoof and elves that's vable and it stinks
Buwardo: Unrelated question, but what happens when a commander is turned into an elk by Oko? Can it still be sent back to the command zone?
paladinr: *viable
Paranundrox: I think it's seen *some* play, but less over time
simriel: the thing is they kill one of your dudes in response to the trigger and you are usually just like ...oh
SmashTCG: but it replaces itself
paladinr: 3 mana is an awful impulse
Paranundrox: @buwardo being a Commander is a property of the card, regardless of what happens to it
sing_o_muse: it's just a little too slow
Paranundrox: 3 mana is a lot
paladinr: Sorcery speed too, ugh
Buwardo: @paranundrox, Oh, ok thanks. :)
Paranundrox: Fetching Cradle is easy enough
Croc64: @Buwardo It can return to the command zone by the same rules it usually would, so you can't send it to the command zone when they make it a 3/3, but when that 3/3 leaves the zone, you can move it same as normal
Paranundrox: what Croc said
simriel: and cannot be removed or changed.
Croc64: To add clarity so no one thinks "well I don't want it to lose abilities, I'll move it back and recast it"
simriel: well the first half of my rules explainatiln got deleted.
Paranundrox: oooh, Lantern Control
the_bus_stirs: Test
Paranundrox: are we on 3 World Enchantments
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Paranundrox: for that Nonbo Value
justamagicplayer: so sad we arent starting on stifle knot
Paranundrox: at least Wheeler can't timeout in paper
Buwardo: @croc64, Oh yes sorry I should have mentioned it in the question. And thanks.
Paranundrox: StifleNaught is gas
Croc64: @justamagicplayer Gotta ease them into it, can't just drop something that powerful on them out of nowhere
Paranundrox: I cant imagine we dont see it on FNPF at some point
Paranundrox: Memes and Moxen 2.0 when lrrBEEJ
justamagicplayer: yeah like it went from meme to sort of good in that stream
Paranundrox: turns out 12/12 Trample is a lot of stats
a_casual_noob: !decks
Paranundrox: !card Illusionary Mask
LRRbot: Illusionary Mask [2] | Artifact | {X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dea…
justamagicplayer: we better get horse joke 2.0
Paranundrox: please no
gnome_friend: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4421: "Kathleen is going to go touch a horse." —Graham [2017-10-26]
Paranundrox: I'd rather hear the Garfield joke again
carson189: How were games 1 and 2?
tidehollowcat: No horse joke. Please no.
simriel: I am a judge and I am trying currently to figure out what Illusionary Mask does
justamagicplayer: feel like there was more laughs reading illusionary mask then horse joke and they both took about the same time
Paranundrox: @carson189 a great exhibition of the format
simriel: magic, an intuitive game
yallz: who won, i missed the end of serge vs shopman
yallz: fck i forgot his name
tidehollowcat: Nelson
Croc64: Nelson clutched victory
Paranundrox: @simriel you pay the mana cost or more than it, and put a 2/2 face down
yallz: nelson there you go
Croc64: Via the hands of colorless eldrazi scions
Paranundrox: if anything would happen to it, it flips face up
Teridax_: what have I missed?
Paranundrox: a great Round 1
lirazel64: @yallz It was kind of amazing.
Croc64: A bane of progress, a whiplash, and some eldrazi scions
Paranundrox: Nelson vs Serge
Paranundrox: HoofOpposition vs Shops Weenie
gnome_friend: Eldrazi spawn I believe
Teridax_: BANE?
RAZRBCK08: yea definitely worth watching the vid of round 1 when you get a chance
justamagicplayer: eh it was dece no hovermyr
carson189: Are they switching decks between weeks or are these their decks for the season?
gnome_friend: Yeah, sadly no hovermyrs
Croc64: I'm no scientist gnome, I can't tell the difference
Paranundrox: it was dece, thankfully no Hovermyr
Teridax_: I'll have to catch it next week
Paranundrox: @carson189 they are free to change decks
RAZRBCK08: free reign to do what they want this season
carson189: Sweet
SamanthaGolgariQueen: CHL III
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
lirazel64: @carson189 switching
freshmaker__: Autumnal Rumble
SpookySpaghooti: critroleStay critroleTurnt critroleStay critroleTurnt critroleStay critroleTurnt
djalternative: Can Lander League Q3
Pintyhet: Go Cam!
Pintyhet: Or Jer.
lowman02: Let's go Jer--give'm that OG U homie
SamanthaGolgariQueen: It's Q4 though, @djalternative
Pintyhet: Just have fun.
simriel: I blame Cam for the fact I spent my entire week playing Destiny
g3dragon56: hi
djalternative: @SamanthaGolgariQueen Not for most companies
justamagicplayer: lets go moonfolk tribal!
Paranundrox: I hear Tolarian Academy is a Magic card
CadoiPi: the cleveland browns won?
g3dragon56: hi guys
Teridax_: tolarian academy is just a basic island tho
gnome_friend: Hi @g3dragon56
Pintyhet: Tolarian Academy never hurt anyone.
Paranundrox: I mean, not directly
LoadingReadyRun: The cleveland browns undefeated!
simriel: return Potato
Paranundrox: ooh, Alex on a Welder list of some sort?
thraximore: goooooo CAM!
g3dragon56: hi @gnome_friend
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
simriel: 🥔
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Croc64: I love cam
Croc64: But I must cheer for Jer
sing_o_muse: Ah, good ol' Curb Your Enthusisam
Teridax_: revised
Croc64: for Jer has a time walk in hand
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ravnica
Teridax_: for sure revised
Croc64: deck
Naarius: They're all good birds
Croc64: in deck
j0xer: hard to beat a beta BoP
RoastedGravy: Ooo, Highlander.
tidehollowcat: Poor cam
Karfsma778: Yikes
adambomb625: yes
Teridax_: actually
Paranundrox: I'm here for some Mystical Sanctum
sing_o_muse: always lucjy
Teridax_: the art for volcanic island is the proper art
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
milktcg: are we no longer the browns cam?
Croc64: I love me some time walk
CadoiPi: combo achieved
Paranundrox: let's Walk some Times
Dix: As someone who's lost to that repeatedly in Legacy.. oofa doofa
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
lowman02: My enthusiasm has been aptly curbed---wah wah
Loonatic93: Cue Bruce Springstein!
sing_o_muse: ooh he drew it!
Naarius: Cam unleashed puce mana....
adambomb625: Ooh, Eldraine!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DALARAN!
Maidhc0: eau de nil mana
SluggishThinker: Sophisticated Magic here.
Teridax_: holy cow I can't stream this in above 360p
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
justamagicplayer: ok so jers on explorr tribal right
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LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
SluggishThinker: pawn of UwUlamog
LRRbot: Thespian's Stage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Maidhc0: little does he know
Croc64: "It doesn't get dark depths" Jer you monster
Paranundrox: !card Into the North
LRRbot: Into the North [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a snow land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
gnome_friend: SlUwUggishThinker
Paranundrox: would be gas
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: expect for the part where Portal cards are a million dollars
SluggishThinker: Grim Harryhausen getting in there
Maidhc0: aka were functional reprints of other cards
Paranundrox: and the second copy of already good effects
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When Sultai Emissary dies, manifest the top card of your library.
Teridax_: @Paranundrox on modo?
Paranundrox: Three Visits is just Nature's Lore but 40 times the price
Teridax_: or like temporal manip and burning and three visits?
SluggishThinker: favourite breeding pool art?
Paranundrox: I think Portal is reasonable on MTGO
DarklordStratos: Can anyone tell me why glacial chasm isn't a snow land?
Paranundrox: it's really 3Kingdoms that's expensive
SluggishThinker: *Screm*
Paranundrox: not portal 1
Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy
Geekscience: Ive never seen someone play with their food like this
Croc64: "ruh roh raggy" - cameron
gnome_friend: @Geekscience not even Oko?
thraximore: card reader!
SluggishThinker: Behold, A Yiike!
Geekscience: @gnome_friend nice
Paranundrox: I mean, I wouldn't call it playing with his food
simriel: 1 Yike
CadoiPi: gamw 2
Dezinkled: !card Garruk wildspeaker
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
SluggishThinker: because all the snow's fallen in, it's not on the top at all
niccus: well, as a chasm, it is strictly a lack of land
Croc64: Cam is in white and black, many things could go wrong for this lage
Teridax_: because Ice Age
simriel: glacial chasm predates snow right?
sing_o_muse: Literally unplayable
thraximore: flavor! lrrJUDGE
Naarius: cuz B A L A N C E
mikethetike221: yeet
revjakenash: Because it was printed in the dark days of the 90's. Pre Smashmouth
Maidhc0: i think it's because there were no non basic snow lands at that point
Teridax_: Snow was a supertype after Ice Age
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: It's the chasm between the ice wheelerWheelerKappa
Paranundrox: Chasm has Age Counters. so it should exist at the same time as Snow Lands
thraximore: Yes, because glacial chasm desperately needs a buff
sing_o_muse: why isn't tundra a snow land?
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Scrubland? My home!
SluggishThinker: the snow's all broken and on the floor
before_damage: Anyone else see that recurring nightmare was unbanned in Oathbreaker?
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Made *by* a glacier
freshmaker__: its a very slow moving chasm
mattydubs75: Thawing Glacier's should be partially a snow land
Varrey: It is a chasm carved out by a glacier.
samwonk: So is Glacial Chasm a nonland permanent?
lowman02: because it stops the game utterly? just a guess neve played the card
Swamplor: "Glacial" refers to how the chasm was formed
Naarius: Kinky
Krokaar: Not counting the common rarity island, what's arguably the best land from the new set?
simriel: hahaha
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
epicfail9271: glacial chasm is a chasm made from the shifting glacier...
JonnyH: "The hole is missing!"
LithelyUnshod: Only basics were snow back in Ice Age
simriel: best/worst job
SamanthaGolgariQueen: The Grand Canyon is a Glacial Chasm
Maidhc0: the glacian chasm is strictly a plot hole
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
TheQuantumMechanic33: !card Glacial Chasm
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When Glacial Chasm enters the battlefield, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
TheWarbo: yeah but like...card art
SluggishThinker: Boblin Bombarbemb
SluggishThinker: I need a sit down
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
j0xer: i dont think the basics were even 'snow' back then, but things cared about snow covered basics ( like snow land walk)
Athelgar: snow lands dont count as basics for purposes of exploring or Risen Reef do they?
Maidhc0: yeah there were just no snow non basics back there that's the real answer
Naarius: pilgrim yeet
Paranundrox: Snow Basics are basic
SluggishThinker: @Athelgar snow basics do
TheQuantumMechanic33: Snow lands are basics
Karfsma778: and indestructible
space_turbulence: "there was a hole here, its gone now" "Oh Dave is so fired"
Dog_of_Myth: Snow basics are basics
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun not to mention people have found plenty of ways to cheat chasm into play without just drawing it. into the north would make it even easier
SluggishThinker: e.g. Snow-Covered Plains would but Dark Depths would not
Croc64: That was a very aggressive go
Paranundrox: *some* snow lands are basics
lowman02: garruk helps trample though
inFluxButCooler: BOP is being thrown under the avatar bus
lowman02: oofa
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Judge, Jer's lands are in the wrong order in his graveyard
fugatlas: <message deleted>punt
Badagaboosh: indestructible
Insert_code: Doesn’t it have indestructible?
SluggishThinker: she is so large
Pintyhet: Get under there bird!
Croc64: And thus the boy dies
Anubis169: we got a veto on that word yo manYES
SluggishThinker: rest in deathpacito
Paranundrox: BoP can block
TheQuantumMechanic33: Yup it is fly and indestructible
SluggishThinker: dakka dakka
fugatlas: why not give it trample
Teridax_: show us the occultist
Franky1635: which round is this
Naarius: Not the birbs!
Pintyhet: You can block then sac.
Croc64: Oh
lowman02: The Red Dragon art on Jer's Marit Lage token--Noice
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Franky1635 round 2
SluggishThinker: He's Takin Another Turne!
Croc64: That's why
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
fugatlas: ahhhh
Croc64: Makes sense
zacharyisom: should have just overrunned garruk
SluggishThinker: Sleep well Mr Cameroni
Karfsma778: It's a city
Dog_of_Myth: wow
carson189: Ult Garruk?
sing_o_muse: Jingzhou is a province in china
Franky1635: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed thank you
TheWarbo: that's in the flavor text, paul
Paranundrox: Jingzhou is a place
Naarius: An asshole, I believe the technical term is asshole.
Geekscience: Play it again, Jer
The_Ninjurai: Come on manifest
inFluxButCooler: Path or bust
The_Ninjurai: be something good
inFluxButCooler: LUL
SluggishThinker: he's manifested path hasn't he
Dog_of_Myth: ooooo
space_turbulence: Good night sweet prince
epicfail9271: f
RoastedGravy: lrrSCOOP
thraximore: OW
simriel: have you ever had to Swords a Marit Lage
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Geekscience: OOF
simriel: it never feels good
Luminaire_p: How Zealous ARE they? unarmeHmm
siberianrabbit1337: you could see pure pain in cam's eyes
Karfsma778: Sometimes you just have it
CommiePuddin: I've watched someone Swords TWO Marit Lages...
gnome_friend: @simriel Marit Lage should really take up agriculture
Paranundrox: who needs lands tutors
Paranundrox: just draw well
silenceaux: "I would have simply drawn Dark Depths on turn 1"
Paranundrox: just always have it
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: @simriel feels better than dying
Kumakaori: Just Never Not Have it, :v.
simriel: flickerwisping a Lage token tho... Magnifiq
Schnappsy: @simriel I have had to do so twice in the same game.
zacharyisom: Jer, wasn't the garruk overruun line available to you too? Maybe I missed something
lowman02: Where do I get The Great Red Dragon Marit Laige tokens at--too classy Jer, too classy
rarermonsters: `Cam is a genuine badass for coming and playing on camera in front of Canlander's best players while playing Canlander's hardest deck. Win or lose the challenge he faces is inspiring
Paranundrox: Marit Large
CommiePuddin: It was at an SCG Open.
sphexas: how much are we into now? so which round is it? :O
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Paranundrox: Marit Very Large
simriel: Cam is always a Badass
Paranundrox: @sphexas R2 G2 starting
SluggishThinker: Marit Lage makes me glad Tomik got printed
Paranundrox: Jer up 1
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
TriggerHappy2Pi: is there a command to show decks?
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousPride HONK ferociousPride
gnome_friend: !decklists
sphexas: Okay thy @Paranundrox wheelerPog
gnome_friend: !y
LRRbot: HONK
CommandoJE: What is the opinion about Veil of Summer in Can Lander for certain vulnerable green decks
Paranundrox: wheelerCream
Paranundrox: Veil of Summer is playable in certain combo decks
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:53.
SluggishThinker: But I guess he couldn't steal his life from WOTC's story team
Pintyhet: I wanna see a game three fellas.
Paranundrox: was more time
lowman02: @CommandoJE it's a Degen deck card not a fair green deck card
Karfsma778: was staying alive
TriggerHappy2Pi: thanks @gnome_friend
lowman02: you see it in combo shennanigans
Athelgar: Dak needs some Shang Tsung powers to steal his spark back though
DigitalSeahorse: what did I miss?
Karfsma778: He definitely died off-panel
simriel: why did I read Degen as Dredgen
SamanthaGolgariQueen: He got Desparked, even though he's not a legal target
zacharyisom: they stole his spotlight
SluggishThinker: I do hope we see Dack as a ghost on Ravnica in the future, since he died in debt to the Orzhov he's likely an Ethereal Boi
rarermonsters: It should have been Chandra
j0xer: got done dirty
Hellishdream: No one is ever really dead in Magic. Urza got printed after bearing dead for nearly 20 years.
gnome_friend: @SamanthaGolgariQueen he got sacrificed by spark reaper
loki_lxix: The only thing i dislike about "competitive" games like these is that interesting decks lose to cheese.
Karfsma778: He never got a second card!
Loonatic93: Dack Fayden... Greatest worm food in the Universe.
lowman02: @simriel Dredge players and up Country Degens, aboot the same am I right
RoastedGravy: Greatest thief in the Multiverse couldn’t even steal a spot in the War of the Spark set. I question his credentials. lrrBEEJ
Loonatic93: Multiverse/
Paranundrox: he didnt even get a card
Paranundrox: Domri at least got a card
The_Ninjurai: @SluggishThinker but they released all the dead, so not sure if they would keep more of them
TwilitLugia: His death was more gruesome in the novel.
sing_o_muse: dack, like gideon, died for liliana's sins
JerecoPlays: Open the double doors of eternity!
SluggishThinker: @The_Ninjurai that was prior to WAR tho and Kaya abdicated her responsibility to the Orzhov in the immediate aftermath
simriel: @lowman02 Dredgen isn't a magic thing xD
Paranundrox: and then they made the Royal scions
DigitalSeahorse: xD
lowman02: oh no--not like this Cam
SamanthaGolgariQueen: jundLULtress
space_turbulence: At least gids did it on purpose
epicfail9271: RIP
SluggishThinker: @The_Ninjurai so Teysa, who was against releasing the ghosts, would be in charge of what happened to Dack's ghost
Naarius: Spoiler: It was 7 Raging Goblins
Paranundrox: oh pog dude, it's lowman dude, let's go lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: POG dude
Dezinkled: just noodle soup
Loonatic93: Milk? Gotta use Heavy Cream!
epicfail9271: HSWP
lowman02: think ever wholesome Canadian story starts with Kraft
j0xer: did they eat it anyway?
Myclept: I mean that's just cheesey cereal
Geekscience: We are the result of millions of years of evolution, it'd be great if one day our brains would act like it
Gadora: Did that with laundry once. Caught myself in the middle of just... pouring unmeasured detergent in there.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Seems a fitting penance, @j0xer
milktcg: does cams version play the goblins package with sling gang and pashilik mons and the like?
Paranundrox: that sounds awful
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun now here's what I call a pro gamer move
niccus: oh you can buy whole jars of cheese powder
Durzo_Blint_: Hey Cam thanks for getting me into Stellaris from that old Talking Sim stream you did
SluggishThinker: Violence This Man Cameron!
sing_o_muse: We'll do it live!
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: !findquote battle
LRRbot: Quote #6229: "Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news." —Heather [2019-07-18]
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
simriel: @durzo_blint_ I got into it for the same reason. sure have wasted a million hours.
epicfail9271: !quote punt
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
lowman02: Now there's a Jer card--myriad landscape let's go :)
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
SluggishThinker: why would you fork out up to $100 for a fetchland when you could just Lava Dart yourself
ArmadilloAL: No, it was the mono-color Commander set.
TheKoder: interesting choice for Myraid Ladnscape. didnt think I would see it in CH
SamanthaGolgariQueen: It was in the mono-coloured commander decks
The_Ninjurai: You could get a snow-covered plains and a regular plains
lowman02: doesn't do the Krosan Verge
RuiFaleiro: Watching Cam play Stellaris really got me into watching him play Stellaris. I'm terrible at playing it myself.
epicfail9271: !quote oops
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: Mystic Sanctuary is bonkers
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Walk, Sanctuary, pass, Walk
Paranundrox: Meloku time
SluggishThinker: YENNETT?!
tidehollowcat: Mystic sanctuary is a messed up magic card.
hidingbox: mystic sanctuary getting your time walks back is pretty good
before_damage: Hey Jer, do you have that UW superfriends control list anywhere?
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
sing_o_muse: !card meloku
LRRbot: Meloku the Clouded Mirror [4U] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/4] | Flying / {1}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying.
Croc64: It\s an absurd card
Croc64: Especially compared to the others in the cycle
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Karfsma778: Know what's crazy? It's an ISLAND. You can fetch for it. You can bounce it to your hand for daze or gush.
Donutholez: meloku so good w/mystic sanctuary
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Mayhem Devil? rooAww
lowman02: @before_damage it's up on his Tapped out
sing_o_muse: Blue being overpowered? Magic as Richard Garfield intended.
samwonk: Fun fact, arid mesas are literally a kind of badland.
justamagicplayer: ok hear me out. moonfolk tribal
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Don't listen, Blood Artist. You can paint whatever makes you happy.
RAZRBCK08: we're back to blue getting buated cards and white getting shafted in cycles again
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
thraximore: already am
TheQuantumMechanic33: As always
Multra0: who us? never
Naarius: I'm already upset
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
sskarm: no endstep brainstorm
Paranundrox: me, question THE Jeremy White?
ElderSkyspawner: jrhwhiHatesIt
tylanderma: Found some luck with Kenrith so far, his red ability is better than I first expected.
gnome_friend: You can brainstorm WRONG?
TheQuantumMechanic33: why would white need any help, its well know to be sooooo powerful
PsychoAco: island getaClue
rarermonsters: Believe in the Jeremy that believes in Jeremy
sovereign226: that's a risky line
epicfail9271: some of us get it
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Loonatic93: Thought fo the day.... Why is the OG G/W duel Savanna and not Prairie?
sovereign226: let's see if it pays off
Naarius: This is Jer's island in de sun
Paranundrox: sometimes you need to do it
SluggishThinker: "It's fine if blue gets the busted cards, if green gets them too!" WOTC, before printing Brazen Borrower and the Great Henge
Karfsma778: No
RoastedGravy: Believe in the Jeremy that believes in chat that doesn’t believe in Jeremy.
hidingbox: no
The_Ninjurai: What is written out on that tropical island?
RoastedGravy: Wait…
ArmadilloAL: I think Reid Duke did once.
thraximore: its called ancestral recall
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
ArmadilloAL: Once.
Paranundrox: the important part is knowing when to Brainstorm against the rules
lowman02: Why Jer, do you have a forced 3 mana play on the next turn
Gadora: When the Blood Artist got a Horseshoe Crab death trigger, they began their blue period.
lowman02: like a Kodama's Reach
SluggishThinker: only Beej can brainstorm correctly
TehAmelie: now that computers have reinvented the game of Go, we should try teaching them to Brainstorm
YawgmothsBargainBin: At least he's playing the best brainstorm art
hidingbox: I mean the temporal mastery in hand could be something
CadoiPi: there is no wrong brainstorm
LRRbot: Temporal Mastery [5UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Mastery. / Miracle {1}{U}
precipic: LUL
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Brainstorming immediately after you get Ousted to save a turn.
Karfsma778: Wait, I brainstormed correctly once. I put back spells that would win the game on top of my library in my Melek Commander deck with Melek in play
SluggishThinker: it's the secret to being a level 69 judge like Beej is, you have to master the art of correctly Brainstorming
taylormurphy: Why did jer cut his own deck
CastleOtranto: One hundred years have passed and my bother and I have discovered the NEW BRAINSTORMER
Karfsma778: (he copies instants and sorceries from the top of your deck)
lowman02: it's kind of an explore, you're good Cam
squigel: is pitching brainstorm to force brainstorming right?
Loonatic93: Jer is going into Solitaire Mode.
DigitalSeahorse: that tweet with yugioh hair
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Paranundrox: yeah, Eboera's tweet was gas
JustNotAFox: you're stacking your deck AND predicting what your opponent will cut to
gnome_friend: The nooooblest of hierarchs
SluggishThinker: i'm very upset that Noble Hierarch wasn't errata'd to a Noble
precipic: its like explore but its not really
Dryhad: There was that Yu-Gi-Oh villian who had slightly smaller cards so they'd fall to the top when his deck was cut...
precipic: its more like a ritual that cantrips
Paranundrox: Noble Hierarch isn't A noble
Paranundrox: it IS Noble
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
lowman02: what if it's noble in it manner but not in title
Paranundrox: Noble as a virtue
Paranundrox: not position
SluggishThinker: Brago's a Noble in-game but he won't do anything to you if you call him that since he's Double Dead
Countjondi: Isn't all royalty nobility but not all nobility are royalty?
sovereign226: i will miracle explore off the top of my library
SamanthaGolgariQueen: He saw the line rooFeels
lacrimursus: virtue as a creature type?
Fpsflipper: why does that garruk art look vaguely like pleasantkenobi?
Teridax_: jer not untapped myraid landscape is spooky
Teridax_: or a misplay
SluggishThinker: @Fpsflipper don't tell him that
lowman02: you've got a bright future ahead of you bud
rarermonsters: Vince is not that jacked
Inkompetence: His dissent is that he thinks he's not doomed.
Paranundrox: yes
Paranundrox: You can fetch it
Paranundrox: also that
Paranundrox: and Daze
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Cam not watching North 100 confirmed
CadoiPi: lol . am's eyes
Schnappsy: Someone just broke Cam....
rarermonsters: I like how this game has become "Cam Reacts to Mystic Sanctuary"
Morrigan9: cam brain explode
Paranundrox: !card Thwart
LRRbot: Thwart [2UU] | Instant | You may return three Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Durzo_Blint_: Cam just had an "oh shit" moment
gnome_friend: !findquote island
LRRbot: Quote #144: "Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!" —Paul [2015-04-20]
j0xer: imagine how much better this game would be with no shuffling
squigel: it taps for two with high tide
precipic: mystic sanctuary to 1 when
sovereign226: just say please
ArmadilloAL: And that's how Wizards prints a common that make it more correct to add $300 worth of fetch to mono-blue Commander decks.
thraximore: please mana
LRRbot: Young Wolf [G] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Undying
fugatlas: watching cam come to the same conclusions that they did on north 100 made me smile
SluggishThinker: The good boye
Xafty: @j0xer then we are playing slightly more complex candyland
sovereign226: yung wolf
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: I saw someone say "Didn't Say Please" was strictly better than "Thought Collapse" because it let you be more condescending with your counterspell LUL
loki_lxix: Rob Stark?
SluggishThinker: Jer has not permitted the good boi
gnome_friend: hrrrnnn
SluggishThinker: I'm so upset
Badagaboosh: This game has been i want to say about 55% shuffling so far lol
Durzo_Blint_: that might be the first time a you wolf has been crypt commanded
gnome_friend: Jund em out
LRRbot: God-Eternal Kefnet [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Zombie God [4/5] | Flying / You may reveal the first card you draw each turn as you draw it. Whenever you reveal an instant or sorcery card this way, copy that card and you may cast the copy. That copy costs {2} less to cast. / When God-Eternal Kefnet dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
SluggishThinker: that's my secret Jer... I'm always Junding em out
fugatlas: natural light, natural light seltzer, natural jund
tylanderma: Oh no
TheWarbo: NatJund
Schnappsy: if it's all snow mana, is it Natty Jund Ice?
ArkhamArchivist: Judge! My opponent said Please, can I still cast Didn't Say Please?
CadoiPi: @Badagaboosh fetches to 11 points when
simriel: Natty Jund should be a deck name
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
chimpfunkz: If you fetch isn't it not natural jund?
SluggishThinker: Yawgfather?
LRRbot: Smothering Abomination [2BB] | Creature — Eldrazi [4/3] | Devoid / Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. / Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card.
fugatlas: you're required to do a stone cold beer head but every time you get natty jund
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Paranundrox: um ackshually, Sulfurous Springs can't resolve
simriel: awww. I love Smothering Abom
Badagaboosh: @cadoipi truth
Paranundrox: as it is a land with a mana ability lrrBEEJ
SluggishThinker: Abom's a house
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Ponder your fists!
SluggishThinker: everyone rushes to get the Misty Rainforest, but nobody gets the Rainy Mistforest
simriel: I play Abom in a Ghave commander deck... It is... unreal
TheQuantumMechanic33: it has exalted
JerecoPlays: I am just imagining Hello Darkness playing while Jer is about to take all the turns.
simriel: turns out being able to crack a clue, without actually having a clue is real good
Fpsflipper: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
TheMagicalSazerac: I've been drinking a good amount of scotch and want Jeremy and Cameron to know that I adore them both.
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
SluggishThinker: @simriel disregard cracking clues, acquire cracking bodies
Hexy_Lexy234: hello friends!!!!! <3
gnome_friend: Hi @Hexy_Lexy234
simriel: @sluggishthinker Quite.
LRRbot: Meloku the Clouded Mirror [4U] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/4] | Flying / {1}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying.
Paranundrox: did I call it, or did I call it lrrBEEJ
Teridax_: YES
hidingbox: Its back!
precipic: its not a trick its an iluusion
precipic: !
simriel: Infinite Turns Soon?
fasaud: omg i forgot about Meloku, he was so good during taht standrad
Teridax_: THE CLOUDED MIRROR RETURNS
Durzo_Blint_: They're illusions Michael!
SluggishThinker: MelokUwU
lowman02: oh on cam, finale each turn oofa doofa
fugatlas: who's ready to start bouncing that new island
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fasaud: I should really play highlander considering I'm living in the highlander epicenter
Paranundrox: don't forget the Kefnet trigger to
gnome_friend: The oyster is really my world
Paranundrox: *too
Naarius: dat fin ale
fasaud: That's apretty lotus cobra
fugatlas: this isn't a lock, but its so optimized that you wish it was just a lock
Paranundrox: Spellseeker
Paranundrox: get Time Walk?
fugatlas: spell seeker, time walk?
Karfsma778: Oh, we're getting Spellseeker
SluggishThinker: I really want to send Cam a plushie Viscera Seer to clutch dearly in times like these
Karfsma778: To get Time walk
Paranundrox: yeah
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: !findquote oyster
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
precipic: and we're done here
Karfsma778: To time Walk forever
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Croc64: it's a lock
SluggishThinker: or a lil Eldrazi Spawn or smth
ermahgherditschris: shouldnt x be 5 cause it costs 2 less?
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hidingbox: take all the turns!
Kain0025: Well that was fun to watch.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: And Kefnet, because why take infinite turns when you can take twice as many
ElderSkyspawner: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
Kain0025: In opposite land.
loki_lxix: right
Hexy_Lexy234: i think i might be done my Mardu Pyromancer CanLander deck
thraximore: ooooh
YawgmothsBargainBin: @ermahgherditschris with X=3 the total reduced cost is 1GG
migelino164: Alex + Ben is just camera/comedy gold
Pharmacistjudge: !decklists
Hexy_Lexy234: Ben Wheeler, The Premier Lands Pilot of CanLander?!
Durzo_Blint_: Moms Spaghetti! PogChamp
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Like "I'm done with it rooDuck " or "I'm *done* with it rooREE ", @Hexy_Lexy234 ?
damn_i_am_pretty: Wait, so it was Mister White who did it in Clue
Paranundrox: where's Panth when you need him
TheMagicalSazerac: ooo Alex got his rakdos entombish deck to work for him?
Dix: Mom's spaghetti.. he bulit Deretti!?
eye_h_bar: Lantern Control in CH?
sing_o_muse: ayup
Paranundrox: Lantern Control is real
Naarius: !card Lantern
LRRbot: Found 8 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
justshay99: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:43:13.
Paranundrox: there's enough topdeck manipulation and tutors
Hexy_Lexy234: @SamanthaGolgariQueen as in i think i have 100 cards to make the deck at least passable
Paranundrox: !card Lantern of Insight
LRRbot: Lantern of Insight [1] | Artifact | Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. / {T}, Sacrifice Lantern of Insight: Target player shuffles their library.
Paranundrox: !card Field of Dreams
LRRbot: Field of Dreams [U] | World Enchantment | Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
TheMagicalSazerac: daretti and derevi sound too close. wizards plox
loki_lxix: I enjoy that some people just bring the biggest spike they can....
Leedopo: !card codex shredder
Paranundrox: and then you just have generic lockpieces
carson189: Alex’s deck looks sweet
Paranundrox: @loki_lxix meaning what, exactly?
justshay99: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:21.
loki_lxix: Meaning that there is a whole lot of well gee i am glad one of us got to play going on.
Paranundrox: like, Cam was very much playing Magic too
Leedopo: "a whole lot" hmmmmm
Paranundrox: I just think it's unnecessarily dismissive of *both* players to make statements like that
Paranundrox: Cam has a very real deck too, and is piloting it well
Paranundrox: Oh hey
loki_lxix: You are totally entitled to that opinion.
simriel: that's not Alex :(
Croc64: Oh hey it's this guy
Paranundrox: the Premier Lands Pirate
Dix: The Twitter Memes
rarermonsters: Where Aex
fugatlas: Ben wheeler, the premier canadian of canadian highlander
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: There's our big beautiful boy
Paranundrox: wheelerCream wheelerCream wheelerPog wheelerPog
justamagicplayer: BOOT wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Pintyhet: Yee haw.
Croc64: I think I've heard of them
JonnyH: The Premier lands player vs the No1 lands player
hidingbox: LUL
damn_i_am_pretty: Glad Ben is here to help teach Serge how to play Magic the Groaning
simriel: ooooh
SamanthaGolgariQueen: That *was* Serge's first Friday Night's appearance
welcome2egypt: HWell that a'int an Ayeex
Paranundrox: Serge Egger, they call him
thraximore: vini vs. vici
Hexy_Lexy234: when i think Serge Yager, i think of unplayable 2 drops
TheMagicalSazerac: Oo! The players that inspired me to build a lands deck. you guys rock. And I also love you both. also, is hover myr in your deck Serge?
gnome_friend: Hovermyr is wonderful
Durzo_Blint_: Ben i splaying Lantern?
SuperGiraffe: When do we get to see Ben play eggs?
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge Yager, Hovermyr Player
Dix: Benjamin something Wheeler.
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
lowman02: Called shot--Ben gets him with that straight hot street heat street meat-Tolarian Academy T2 let's go
sing_o_muse: it is @TheMagicalSazerac
Durzo_Blint_: What a Degenerate DansGame
Durzo_Blint_: I love it
Fpsflipper: hovermyr at 10 points when?
ElderSkyspawner: eggs would imply an urza or a sai or a spell bomb or someway other than planeswalkers to kill them
froggomb: is he the same Wheeler from Captain Planet?
sing_o_muse: any hand with hovermyr is a garbage hand
Genderi: hovermyr to 1
hidingbox: hovermyr on t2 snap concedes
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Swamplor: wait wait I was afk for a couple minutes during the break ... how are we on game 3 already?
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Pintyhet: Don’t forget to ping for the fetch.
Paranundrox: Cheat Step already?
Genderi: We are definitely not on game 3
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #3228: "Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Game 3 of round 2, Swamplor
Paranundrox: :P
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: we are on game three of round TWO
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: round three will be after this
Paranundrox: Benjamin "Turn 2 Cheat Step" Wheeler
gnome_friend: Ben and Serge, the two premier Hubris pilots in the format
Swamplor: @SamanthaGolgariQueen ah, that makes sense
lowman02: !card Hubris
LRRbot: Hubris [1U] | Instant | Return target creature and all Auras attached to it to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
Hexy_Lexy234: Benjamin Wheeler, the gayest lands pilot of the format
Paranundrox: Benjamin "Hubris" Wheeler
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
Pintyhet: Serge at 19
gnome_friend: Pog Dude! Let's go!
Dix: wow
Pintyhet: Nice.
thraximore: avant garde
Paranundrox: What are you going to say to them?
simriel: I mean you Win right
Paranundrox: they have a Rusty Axe
Paranundrox: you don't challenge the man with a Rusty Axe
rarermonsters: I invented this [[Shard of Glass[[
damn_i_am_pretty: "Oh Billy, what all matters is that you tried"
lowman02: That's an inventor that understands Jocam's Axe
simriel: assuming no one else has a Weapon to stop you
gnome_friend: !findquote dad
LRRbot: Quote #5496: "I'm not your dad. I haven't met your dad, but I've met my child, and the math doesn't add up." —Graham, to Ben [2018-11-09]
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Murf13: Papa?
Genderi: @LoadingReadyRun might want to update the game wins?
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
erloas: but what if the axe had been pristine just before
Paranundrox: @Genderi this is G3 of another R2 match
Paranundrox: not R3 yet
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote papa
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Genderi: I am a fool
Paranundrox: R3 will be Wheeler vs Alex
Genderi: sorry about that
Hexy_Lexy234: Bayou? buy me what?
Genderi: Right yes
Genderi: I could ahve known this
gnome_friend: To be or not to be
Paranundrox: I notice Wheeler comes on camera and Croc vanishes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "What?" is the question.
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
Hellishdream: The numbers Mason, what do the numbers mean?
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
lowman02: @Paranundrox Croc's a viewbot, discovered
ElderSkyspawner: @Paranundrox its so he cant call him on things he says outside of his channel
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
space_turbulence: i'm glad Sefrge also has BGC stuck in his head now
Paranundrox: Croc Confirmed Wheeler
Paranundrox: it makes so much sense now
SamanthaGolgariQueen: City of Bras?
Dog_of_Myth: Better than City of Ass
DigitalSeahorse: wait Alex playing off screen?
LRRbot: Windfall [2U] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.
control_rig: What do you mean "we"?
Hexy_Lexy234: @SamanthaGolgariQueen i would legitimately love a city of bras
DigitalSeahorse: I thought they said different match
Dix: lolol
Paranundrox: @DigitalSeahorse this is G3 of R2
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
grgriffin3: I want to go to the City of Bass
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [3] | [+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / [−1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5. / [−4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.
LRRbot: Academy Ruins | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Aether Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {U}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / {1}, Sacrifice Aether Spellbomb: Draw a card.
freshmaker__: Academy: Ruined
Paranundrox: @DigitalSeahorse R3 will be Wheeler vs Alex
DigitalSeahorse: ah kk
TheMagicalSazerac: I've never seen Serge so vicious.
LRRbot: Memnite [0] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1]
space_turbulence: @dog_of_myth I dunno, I might go to city of ass
garash2k: oh man, such garbage, good thing ben discarded theses! :D
TheMagicalSazerac: I love it.
DigitalSeahorse: Paranundrox ty
Paranundrox: @TheMagicalSazerac Serge is always this vicious
Genderi: !card goblin welder
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
samu_btdp1985: 12?
Paranundrox: Serge "get in the sack" Yager
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
Paranundrox: Serge "nicest man to strip lock you" Yager
Dog_of_Myth: !card city of ass
LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
LRRbot: Pyxis of Pandemonium [1] | Artifact | {T}: Each player exiles the top card of their library face down. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Pyxis of Pandemonium: Each player turns face up all cards they own exiled with Pyxis of Pandemonium, then puts all permanent cards among them onto the battlefield.
gnome_friend: The box!
Dix: yessss Pyxis
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
grgriffin3: Now there's a card I haven't thought about in years!
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
gnome_friend: Get that bonesplitter into the Pyxis!
LRRbot: Etherium Sculptor [1U] | Artifact Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk Idol [2] | Artifact | Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn. / {W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
Paranundrox: HMM
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
Teridax_: wargear is an absurd equipment
LRRbot: Glimmervoid | Land | At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice Glimmervoid. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
whatthebus: From the people who brought you Blightning
Teridax_: better than the swords in cube
Teridax_: fight me
Paranundrox: Welder is such an irritating card to play against
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
Paranundrox: except when Panth forgets the words lrrBEEJ
Teridax_: i imagine welder was designed as an annoying hate card
Teridax_: but uhh
Dix: chooooo chooooo
fuzzy_died: impressive
Dix: nooooooo
rarermonsters: He's a twunk
simriel: My Twink... that's a new one
justamagicplayer: Yo Ben, when we playin StifleNaught
Dix: pretty sure Ben's ded?
ElderSkyspawner: @rarermonsters Twink, Twank, Twunk, as it were
sing_o_muse: Big Cartography!
Teridax_: elk can't be welded
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
Paranundrox: if he has a Mox
Pintyhet: Bears, otters, cubs...
garash2k: just count the life points 4Head
Paranundrox: or some other mana rocks
freshmaker__: My Tolarian Academia
Paranundrox: Codex Shredder exists
Paranundrox: but that's a lot of mana
Metalupis: he just grabs traxos next turn right?
Paranundrox: if he had say, Mox Opal
justshay99: did Ben Pyxis the Oko?
Paranundrox: that would get him to 8 mana
JonnyH: Some turps will take that right off
Paranundrox: @justshay99 Shredder, not Pyxis
Dog_of_Myth: Sir, those are marked cards! LUL
Dix: justshay99 Codex Shredder'd
justshay99: Ohhh okay okay i was gonna say lol
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
Paranundrox: Welder also is a hate piece
Paranundrox: So him getting back Ensnaring Bridge does nothing
Paranundrox: with Welder in play
lowman02: welder could have even put in thraxos to have done 4 more damage not quite having ben dead now but off the fetch
Genderi: Welder is tapped at the moments till
Teridax_: welder is tapped?
tidehollowcat: I think you feel dead because you're dead.
loki_lxix: Goblin Welder is just a good card
sphexas: chat I am Confused
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. / When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
adamkombat: !decklist
Genderi: !card mise
LRRbot: Mise [U] | Instant | Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
DigitalSeahorse: I feel rage inside and out from lack of sleep over both construction and now people upstairs making the apt shake more with noise
Teridax_: deluge is an out
Teridax_: there are nonzero outs
sphexas: I am Twitch Prime User like you see on my Crown ... and I have my Twitch Prime Sub open ... but I can't subscribe any channel ... does anybody know why and had the same problem? :O
ElderSkyspawner: doesnt he have to pay black to draw?
LRRbot: Glint Hawk Idol [2] | Artifact | Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn. / {W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
lowman02: that was a close draw gamble is a pull
Dog_of_Myth: @sphexas Twitch is having some issues tonight.
Paranundrox: I feel betrayed, Ben
Blasteg: GG!
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Serge has reclaimed his title!
justshay99: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
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thraximore: but you didn't kill him with HOVERMYR
sphexas: Ohhhh I see thy @Dog_of_Myth
ElderSkyspawner: Good job everyone
Karfsma778: Turns out Windfall is good
loki_lxix: Now make him suffer
Type_One___: Cheer100
Paranundrox: I believed in you, Ben
DigitalSeahorse: RPGBukka RPGBukkaNoo your narwhale?
Paranundrox: and you lost to HOVERMYR
lowman02: The Hubris demolished big Daddy Demonitized
DigitalSeahorse: narwal
Paranundrox: you lost to a deck with Hovermyr
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge. Don't be a bad winner.
Croc64: Ben had the map
Paranundrox: Big Cartography Strikes Again
DigitalSeahorse: xD
hidingbox: had the crop rotation too
Jikaran: xD
wurian95gaming: LULW
flangdale: so serge is the premier artifact pilot though?
JerecoPlays: That cut though
fugatlas: aight can someone explain big cartography to me
simriel: just that little jab at the end. it was perfect
lowman02: Oh POG dude, Hovermyr, let's go
Paranundrox: @fugatlas it's a long story, but basically Wheeler started making jokes about Yugi being a conspiracy theorist
Fdmajora: Lost to a deck with hovermyr—immediate cut away lul
Paranundrox: and evolved into "Big Cartography"
Naarius: Nelly needs a points increase
bradlby: coach Nelly!
sphexas: Ben take my Rodeo Energy for the next round wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Genderi: wheelerY
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
LonelyTex: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerWheelerKappa
bradlby: wheelerY wheelerY wheelerY
Paranundrox: wheelerPog wheelerPog
Paranundrox: pog dude, we lost to Hovermyr dude
SoSurly: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
Paranundrox: let's go
rarermonsters: Ben get none of my energy. I subscribe because he's the best. He needs no help from me.
sphexas: So Next time Ben has to play a Deck with Hovermyr as punishment? :O
gnome_friend: !findquote dude
LRRbot: Quote #566: "I'm in a CUTSCENE, dude!" —Paul [2015-08-05]
Paranundrox: I'm here to ranch Wheeler if he's not being sufficiently ranched by his opponent
Paranundrox: and even if he is
sing_o_muse: @Paranundrox @Croc64 we're never letting Ben live this one down right?
welcome2egypt: I'm back, did Serge take it?
sing_o_muse: ayup
paronomasiac042: I'm here to kick ass and watch magic. And I'm all out of ass.
welcome2egypt: Yeet
Genderi: !findquote wheeler
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LonelyTex: !findquote Shirt
gnome_friend: Hey hey hey hey
simriel: !findquote Dickbutt
LRRbot: Quote #279: "!findquote dickbutt" —Trippzen [2015-05-16]
justshay99: !findquote lands
simriel: Wait... is findquote Dickbutt recursive xD
SharktoothJack: banger of a commercial break
TheWarbo: !findquote findquote
LRRbot: Quote #2537: "From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people"." —eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-17]
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damn_i_am_pretty: Serge won the game, but did he win the fashion victory? Who knows, stay tuned?
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
LonelyTex: LOL
Dix: s h r e d
sing_o_muse: LUL
SamanthaGolgariQueen: LUL
Graved: LUL
grgriffin3: S H R E D
thraximore: I am so happy
DigitalSeahorse: :D :D :D
Murf13: lol
Frostwriter111: s h r e d
Hexy_Lexy234: LUL
gnome_friend: to shreds you say
RomanGoro: W T F
TheWarbo: Ahh, these matchups are always great
novissimis: LUL
tidehollowcat: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
SamanthaGolgariQueen: s h r e d
welcome2egypt: LUL
simriel: well that was real weird
milktcg: shred
simriel: perfect
Hugh_Munculus: BibleThump
Croc64: That was an experience
metalionic: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrSACK
damn_i_am_pretty: Highlander? I thought this was 100 card shred
Golldum: please put that on the highlight reel
TheWarbo: I am not smart
welcome2egypt: What is this "100 Card Shred" Format?
10 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
sing_o_muse: caw caw!
gnome_friend: Welcome raidfriends
Officinalis: Has anyone mentioned Alex's SSS tier meme he tweeted out today?
embyrr922: foxmarLOVE
SmashTCG: spaghetti bird
Teridax_: @tidehollowcat I'm goldfishing jeskai as we speak
sing_o_muse: yes
Paranundrox: Whisperer
paronomasiac042: Turns out Bonesplitter is *still* a great equipment
Paranundrox: Woodland Bellower
Karfsma778: Bellower
Officinalis: bellower
paladinr: woodland bellower
Lysander_Gustav: Alex's hair looks fantastic tonight. I wonder what product he uses.
damn_i_am_pretty: 100 card shred requires a shredder at one end of the table and that's the exile zone
gnome_friend: !findquote gather
LRRbot: Quote #358: "That's a Magic: The Gathering Card" —SGDoc [2015-06-18]
welcome2egypt: ALEX
simriel: Alex is rocking the He Man Hair, and it looks real good
Dix: lol
welcome2egypt: BUN
quetheri: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:05:44.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
rarermonsters: I just realized that Woodland Bellower is the photo negative of Fierce Empath
ElderSkyspawner: @damn_i_am_pretty .....so no Food Chain, then? Kappa
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: Second Entomb
gnome_friend: Gamnbling? I'm in!
bradlby: no gamble no future
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
SamanthaGolgariQueen: @gnome_friend Gambling? I'm in!
Paranundrox: Excuse me Wheeler, you're not allowed to play 2x Entomb in a list lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: I raise
paronomasiac042: Gamboling? I'm inn!
SmashTCG: AAAALLEX, you inspired me to make a naya heroic deck for canlander, since no one expects tricks
damn_i_am_pretty: @ElderSkyspawner Adventures are an Adventure in 100 card shred
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sing_o_muse: F
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Paranundrox: SECOND ENTOMB
ElderSkyspawner: @damn_i_am_pretty we shred the token at the same time
Naarius: Alex with the sniper sniping snipers
Croc64: Should have gambled for mox diamond
Croc64: It would never betray you
Paranundrox: we don't talk about Mox Diamond
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Gamble for Mox Diamond, discard your only land.
gnome_friend: !findquote land
LRRbot: Quote #5873: "The land council has deemed you worthy!" —Adam [2019-03-08]
maxx7575mtg: hey y'all i'm back
sphexas: Almost Ben ALMOST LUL
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
Paranundrox: a bold move
Paranundrox: I mean
Paranundrox: it adds 0 currently
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Karfsma778: German Foils? But papa! Your french children are starving!
Paranundrox: so I don't know about that one, Ben
simriel: The word Land is losing all meaning
LRRbot: Tainted Peak | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate this ability only if you control a Swamp.
Dryhad: Land land land land land
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
Trambampoline: land tutor the gathering
Naarius: that's a quote
snowcookies: Paul!
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
damn_i_am_pretty: Land landed landing landlord lander land
Tecnocrat: All taint, all the time.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
hexplate_golem: alex didn't draw for the turn?
Anaerin: As long as the Taint-touching is consensual, I'll allow it.
invaderJim0: Oko!
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Oko? Oh no!
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45SPANK
thraximore: Alex are you playing Thrill of Possibility in that deck?
rarermonsters: Alex v Ben game are the best
Paranundrox: this Academy now looks real
Croc64: wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE Somebody mention german foils?
paronomasiac042: Oh, ko?
sphexas: OYEAH LUL
welcome2egypt: Well Oko then
Dix: Broke-o
Tecnocrat: Stupid, Sexy Oko.
Frostwriter111: OkO
sphexas: O k.O.
rarermonsters: Twunk! He's a Twunk!
paladinr: Call em like I see em
PatFromIT: Ahem, Twunk
welcome2egypt: Twinoko
maxx7575mtg: Ok
Paranundrox: is this the one that Kiefer opened?
Geekscience: Oko, whats this?
SmashTCG: he isnt wrong
silvalunae: twunk?
silentedge94: use candy as token
ElderSkyspawner: Tasteful leaf strikes again!
lobiax: Elks are just big dogs
space_turbulence: He does seem more of a twunk
LRRbot: Bedevil [BBR] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.
gnome_friend: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #1373: "You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy." —Matt [2014-08-01]
sing_o_muse: Oko is a thot
Paranundrox: swirly banan
bradlby: the bed of evil
SirMorek: Oko definitely a thot
SmashTCG: but to be fair, oko IS a shapeshifter
Karfsma778: BEN
Teridax_: thot is a gender-neutral term
Tecnocrat: That LONG banana
1cire: #twistybanannas
simriel: @lobiax Truefax
TheWarbo: the food tokens are all great, if you haven't seen them
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. If both cards share a color, repeat this process.
Paranundrox: man this Academy adds so much mana
maintainpriority: twisty bananas look delicious
Naarius: Get paul a twisty banana
rarermonsters: Thot is a slur
whatthebus: katesLewd
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
paladinr: The ol' pig's banana
Hexy_Lexy234: yall, its a BENanna
LRRbot: Null Brooch [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Counter target noncreature spell.
Teridax_: GRINDIN
Paranundrox: heck yeah
bradlby: oh my god
Teridax_: oh fuck
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Excuse me?
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
Teridax_: I'm weak
Karfsma778: I am experiencing Fear
Paranundrox: such a great Prison card
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunRad voxlunRad katesLewd
SluggishThinker: that Ensanring Bridge combo
tylanderma: I'm in disbelief
LRRbot: Firestorm [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Firestorm deals X damage to each of X targets.
SluggishThinker: *Ensnaring
LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control a…
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
Teridax_: necromancy is a permanent
Paranundrox: heh
Teridax_: put that card on the battlefield alex
Paranundrox: Necromancy stays in play
sing_o_muse: LUL
tylanderma: Necromancy is an enchantment
rarermonsters: Ultraman!
Tecnocrat: It's a single tunr if played as instant
SmashTCG: OMEGALUL
maintainpriority: Cheer1500
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Naarius: I believe the technical term is "bullshit"
Dryhad: Thanks for the RPGStaff @maintainpriority
Dezinkled: Thanks for the RPGSeven @maintainpriority
erloas: Thanks for the RPGFei @maintainpriority
Paranundrox: does Alex have Blightsteel?
thraximore: Better the devil you know...
Teridax_: not maintaining board state
tylanderma: Thank you Ben
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Tecnocrat: Necromancy of a rock.
Teridax_: did you cast it with flash alex
Dezinkled: RPGSeven RPGSeven RPGSeven
paladinr: BEN
Croc64: Bit scandelous on that one ben
ElderSkyspawner: @maintainpriority thank you for all your support tonight!
Paranundrox: I can't believe you don't care about us, Ben
Distrei: wheelerCream
Paranundrox: we work so hard to ranch you
Naarius: It's an old meme, but it checks out
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
snowcookies: I don't get Tumblr tbh
SmashTCG: its because he can't say he's vegan
damn_i_am_pretty: Wheeler, confirmed more meme than man now
SmashTCG: baller
endoforder: RPGShihu RPGMana RPGSeven
Hexy_Lexy234: @snowcookies neither does tumblr
Paranundrox: Wheeler's been more Meme than Man the whole time
tylanderma: ALEX
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
TheMagicalSazerac: "I love my wife, but I'm ordering a dozen garlic knots"
whatthebus: well that went places
Distrei: quality bootimus
Tecnocrat: When did this become an "R" Rated stream?
Murf13: lol
silvalunae: ffs
rarermonsters: "I shall release thine fursona"
Tecnocrat: If you go to sleep around Oko, you wake up in a tub of ice missing your kidneys.
sing_o_muse: LUL
simriel: the instant Alex and Ben where playing
Croc64: Perfect convo
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
paladinr: If I woke up in a dumpster with $100 dollars stapled to me and my wallet missing, I would have made money
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
Anaerin: Tecnocrat *checks watch* Around 2015
Paranundrox: Benjamin "Family Channel" Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: benginButt RPGFei benginButt
rarermonsters: You called Oko a twink when he's obviously a twunk. That's heinous
thraximore: didn't scan, huh
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
Naarius: Challenge... accepted?
paronomasiac042: Challenge excepted.
Krokaar: Alex, ever tried the Iridescent Calligraphy Color inks? They are all over the alter subreddit are beautiful?
Distrei: my wallet has like, credit cards in it, i dun wanna lose that. More importantly, it also contains my eamuse pass.
Tecnocrat: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Buried alive! Buried alive!
Croc64: He *wants* to be a twunk
Paranundrox: Wheeler, this Academy is disappointing at best
rarermonsters: Oko is Yoked-o
DigitalSeahorse: twank?
rarermonsters: Straight up elk diesel
Naarius: Why not both?
silvalunae: yes ben
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #5461: "That's what gamers like: realism." —Adam [2018-10-30]
Croc64: Oko ain't got enough personality to be a twunk
paladinr: Oko is at least one training montage away from twunk
Jaesnek: Oko certainly could be a twunk if he wanted
Paranundrox: I mean, you have a handy dandy discard outlet right there!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Durzo_Blint_: Nice Karoo Ben!
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
SluggishThinker: "I love the toilet" Ben Wheeler
rarermonsters: I'm sorry he has an 8-pack
Croc64: But instead of investing in twunkness, Oko's just lying on his rear turning people into dear
Paranundrox: I feel like these need to be added to wheeler's channel as quotes lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Ensnaring Bridge [3] | Artifact | Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
zacharyisom: I'm still not old enough to know the "sorry for what" reference
InsaneMuadib: I that him?!? The premier lantern control pilot of the format?!?
Croc64: Oko has one of the most fake looking 8 packs tho
Durzo_Blint_: any of wheeler's mods in chat?
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
Anubis169: somebody call for a mod?
InsaneMuadib: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Croc64: Like it just looks like he spend all day wearing one of those weird press meshes made to make it look like you've got muscles
SamanthaGolgariQueen: You are now entering the Justice Zone. Beyond this point, it is impossible to commit any act of injustice
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
adambomb625: There's no escape from the prison stream!
Dryhad: Woah, Tainted Pact
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard. Then shuffle your library.
Croc64: The PACT
sing_o_muse: LUL
Durzo_Blint_: hit me
Croc64: Fast pact
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
sing_o_muse: elfunkCat
InsaneMuadib: @anubis169 they wanted one of Wheeler's mods. he's saying things we need to have added to his quotes.
Paranundrox: and that card was Entomb
Paranundrox: so #Worth
Paranundrox: ah yes
Paranundrox: Second Gamble
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans elfunkCat
milktcg: if oko is a twunk where does tasigur fall?
SignisAkanades: Just got in, is this lantern control?
TheWarbo: 1B search your library for an Entomb
Erudite_Cynic: big dummy has been called
Dryhad: Entomb, meanwhile is B Instant Put the top card of your library into your graveyard Kappa
Anubis169: ah sorry i just have 'mods' on highlight :)
Anubis169: and audio alert
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
paladinr: I WANT BORGER
LRRbot: Lantern of Insight [1] | Artifact | Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. / {T}, Sacrifice Lantern of Insight: Target player shuffles their library.
SluggishThinker: Life from the Bone Zone
whatthebus: hey, Asmodeus, could you toss me the remote?
ThorSokar: I can give you anything you desire? Can you get me a frosty from Wendies? ... Really?!
gnome_friend: !findquote bone zone
LRRbot: Quote #5424: "I put my hand in the Bone Zone and all I got was this lousy bug." —Kathleen [2018-10-20]
Naarius: That lantern is made of bees....
Teridax_: leben von? dem schlamm?
NUTSOFODEN: !deck
simriel: @paladinr You made me laugh out loud. well done.
SluggishThinker: OK I'm using that in the future Ben
Anubis169: but hey if somebody needs help :P
paladinr: lrrHEART
snirky: 3 years of lantern in modern. yes.
Dix: Lantern is gross
Anubis169: o hai Dix
DigitalSeahorse: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Croc64: "cut my deck" well hold on, top card *taps table*
Paranundrox: @Durzo_Blint_ there's a few of us around
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Explosions can be contained in a body.
LRRbot: Punishing Fire [1R] | Instant | Punishing Fire deals 2 damage to any target. / Whenever an opponent gains life, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Punishing Fire from your graveyard to your hand.
fugatlas: I see someone watched this weeks n100
SuperGiraffe: ben found a wincon
Paranundrox: ah, Droopy Dog time
Croc64: oh dear
Durzo_Blint_: I was just wondering so we can make sure these Ben quotes get memorialized
sing_o_muse: oh no
Erudite_Cynic: oh Dear indeed
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: Rotate the cushions!
Paranundrox: Lantern Control does not kill fast
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
Paranundrox: and Wheeler can't time out in paper
DigitalSeahorse: ssandDETECTIVE benginHeart
snirky: inventors fair, crack it and get codex
simriel: I am already lying in bed
simriel: your love Alex
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play land cards from your graveyard.
metalionic: So when does Ben time out
TheMagicalSazerac: I got a gallon of ice cream and a belt. I'm strapped in.
simriel: move
snirky: oh yes.
simriel: not love. move.
Mlkoopman49: why not just get Painter and end this?
Leedopo: I have grabbed a pillow. instructions unclear, I am now wearing it on my head.
snirky: grindstone is in the graveyard
gnome_friend: !findquote pillow
LRRbot: Quote #3543: "We're all oily people. Our pillows are like German butter cakes." —Cameron [2016-10-14]
InsaneMuadib: @mlkoopman49 you say that like we run good cards.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: What sleeves do Ben and Alex like to use?
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart elfunkCat love move
Croc64: Even if grindstone was still in play
Paranundrox: Painter might not end it here
Croc64: That still wouldn't be the lantern control way
Paranundrox: does Alex run Blightsteel?
chimpfunkz: already played the inventors fair once right?
simriel: what was the conquest of that quote!
snirky: but ben gets to tutor an artifact every turn
chimpfunkz: Played the fair to get a crucivle
Paranundrox: @chimpfunkz tutored with Crop Rotation
chimpfunkz: ah
Paranundrox: Crop puts it into play
TheMagicalSazerac: is it prison if you don't make the game excruciating
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Paranundrox: which is why it's 1 point
LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: excuse me have you watched a Benjamin Wheeler stream--the man plays flawlessly at all times
sphexas: Missed a plus 1 Life trigger from Inventors Fair! JUDGE LUL
Mornish: Ben gains a life from fair
SignisAkanades: Relatively recently tuned in, what made the food?
SignisAkanades: Oko?
Paranundrox: pog dude we've got Inventor's Fair dude
sing_o_muse: si
tylanderma: Yes
Paranundrox: let's go
Arael15: yes
SluggishThinker: @SignisAkanades yup, OKO
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad RAD efficiency
InsaneMuadib: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Paranundrox: your 4x Chinese Painter's Servants?
Naarius: That sounds like a fanfic
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters the battlefield, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
Paranundrox: You've told the Servant story on stream before
bruchmanndavid: I'm on mobile and cant manage to make the chat disappear, its always on the screen. Does anyone know what I could do?
Oneiros96: why do you have so much german cards ? are you german ? @LoadingReadyRun
gnome_friend: @bruchmanndavid we will always be with you
Paranundrox: @bruchmanndavid there should be a chat button in the bottom right corner
InsaneMuadib: @bruchmanndavid turn the phone sideways
Mlkoopman49: This deck is sweet tho
spimmmm: wheeler likes german foils
LRRbot: Welding Jar [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.
Paranundrox: that German Foil Servant
Croc64: @Oneiros96 He likes german foils, they require more effort to get (in canada) than normal foils, which adds to the allure for him.
Paranundrox: wheelerWheelerKappa
DigitalSeahorse: bruchmanndavid turn sideways
Croc64: He also just likes german, and is trying to learn it
snirky: a jar full of solder
Paranundrox: a jar that holds Solder
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Paranundrox: magical Solder
flangdale: what is german for "foil"?
bruchmanndavid: @insanemuadib when its sideways then it is on screen
SluggishThinker: it's a jar that automatically repairs broken gear
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Do the Beej thing.
Erudite_Cynic: I still have a german landtax I need to get to him
simriel: Wat is the Beej Thing
SluggishThinker: basically a first-aid kit that machines apply to themselves
Perchipy: WHAT IS A MAN?!
sing_o_muse: "learn" is a strong word
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousThink hmm donno
Teridax_: yes but no
Paranundrox: !card Illusionary Mask
LRRbot: Illusionary Mask [2] | Artifact | {X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dea…
NUTSOFODEN: one day he'll pronounce zauberer
Croc64: Yeah learn may be a bold claim
jpss92400: @bruchmanndavid double click
Croc64: But he sure does *want* to
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts.
Juliamon: "I'll do x when I have more time" one of the great lies we all tell ourselves
thraximore: Ben, what does Illusionary Mask do?
SluggishThinker: @Paranundrox No... No!!
Oneiros96: no we have many words for some things @LoadingReadyRun
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Teridax_: magic has taught me a lot of words
InsaneMuadib: @paranundrox can we get the LRRBot for Wheeler's chat.... it didn't give up on illusionary mask's text
bruchmanndavid: @jpss92400 oh my god THANK YOU
Electrodyne: The good news is that German grammar has one secret: Talk like Yoda.
Officinalis: Ah, the everyday german word "sorcery"
SluggishThinker: Hex-uh-reye Ben, or at least close enough
TheMagicalSazerac: I plan on using Italian MTG cards to keep my Italian sharp. also they're cheaper!
LRRbot: Codex Shredder [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
sphexas: just DON'T learn GERMAN NEVER holy smokes I would change my mother tongue any chance I get ... German is the worst language to learn ... it sounds clunky and it is wierdly complicated
Swamplor: Infernal Darkness is the best card in German
CadoiPi: lets go to game 2
Durzo_Blint_: Like umami
Teridax_: german is relatively easy
SluggishThinker: @sphexas I found German quite a beautiful second language to learn.
Mlkoopman49: I think almost every language has untranslatable words, about feelings or emotions or experience
Juliamon: German didn't seem that tough when I took a couple courses back in college.
Teridax_: at least every letter is sounded
Croc64: I appreciate lantern control facilitating a pace that allows us to have these in depth discussions on the german language
TheQuantumMechanic33: can't ben just win with the grindstone to mill him out
SmashTCG: alex on the shatter storm plan
LithelyUnshod: Kummerspeck
sphexas: Grief-Bacon = Kummerspeck
LRRbot: Cathartic Reunion [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. / Draw three cards.
Durzo_Blint_: The ultimate loan word concept is je ne sais quoi
LRRbot: Platinum Emperion [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [8/8] | Your life total can't change.
InsaneMuadib: Can we practice geography again?
DigitalSeahorse: I should learn the translation of word "everything" in all languages :P
zuchen_120: I feel like Ben’s just lewdly playing with himself during this game.
Trymantha: @TheQuantumMechanic33 didnt the meteor golem blow up the grindstone?
garash2k: does alex really have to reveal all 3 cards as he draws them?
DigitalSeahorse: then I can say I know EVERYTHING in all languages
Dryhad: That's pretty much Lantern Control, @zuchen_120
SignisAkanades: So this is tinker/Reanimator vs Lantern Control?
snirky: yes. that's how lantern works with card draw
LRRbot: Sickening Dreams [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Sickening Dreams deals X damage to each creature and each player.
SluggishThinker: @SignisAkanades basically yeah
LRRbot: Steel Hellkite [6] | Artifact Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / {2}: Steel Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {X}: Destroy each nonland permanent with converted mana cost X whose controller was dealt combat damage by Steel Hellkite this turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
Erudite_Cynic: Germans don't have a monopoly on great words/phrases that we don't have just look at "L'esprit de l'escalier"
NUTSOFODEN: I watch mediore movies with subtitles as well, but theyre in english, and i speak english
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Paranundrox: this is a legitimate thing
DigitalSeahorse: bridges can fly if you put big enough wings on them
Croc64: Ben hasn't lost his mind
Croc64: It's true
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Paranundrox: so you have Devourer and Ballista in your yard
Paranundrox: and Necrotic Ooze in play
Teridax_: good line
Erudite_Cynic: seabatBRAIN wheelerPog
Paranundrox: these are the great lines you can see when Wheeler streams :P
Teridax_: I have not been able to pay attention at all
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousMindblown seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Pintyhet: Alex on comboooooo
SluggishThinker: has arms, therefore has reach
simriel: !card Devourer
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Croc64: @damn_i_am_pretty Honestly I think forgetting the content of the last match is just your brain's defence mechanism
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freshmaker__: not going across the bridge is the not attacking
snirky: !phyrexian devourer
SluggishThinker: @simriel he means Phyrexian Devourer
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snirky: !card phyrexian devourer
LRRbot: Phyrexian Devourer [6] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | When Phyrexian Devourer's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it. / Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Devourer, where X is the exiled card's converted mana cost.
damn_i_am_pretty: @Croc64 Oh thank Hastur, I was worried
DigitalSeahorse: Sam not Geoff?
Croc64: That would be an odd spoiler to begin with
whatthebus: Ben is banned from entering Madison County
sphexas: Shonen? NANI :O
Distrei: The bridge is crossed so stand and watch it burn.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
bruchmanndavid: now that I know how to make the chat go away I cant bring myself to do it
Paranundrox: haha
Naarius: So if Gandalf said Fly you fools on Ensnaring Bridge, would the movies have been a lot shorter?
gnome_friend: @whatthebus I've only been through the corner of Madison County
Paranundrox: you're a Red Goblin
Partidor_: It is about reconnecting America
spimmmm: kiki-jiki's delivery service
maxx7575mtg: How long have guys been going?
Paranundrox: bringing infinite copies of Pestermite
simriel: wait how does Flash Hulk put a Devourer on your graveyard?
erloas: we have a maintenance guy with the same name as the company, people sometimes don't believe him when he's trying to get support from other companies
Paranundrox: Kiki (Jiki's) Delivery Service
SignisAkanades: @simriel Goblin Engineer
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousWitch ferociousSmol katesBrad benginWat just make her a goose :P
SmashTCG: RPGPhatLoot
gnome_friend: lrrGREED
NUTSOFODEN: The Greed is never too much
TheQuantumMechanic33: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:43.
mechmagic: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:49:08. lrrSPOT
SmashTCG: RPGEmpty
silenceaux: Oh Grizzle Baby, leave a draw 7 under the tree, for me~
Paranundrox: @simriel get Goblin Engineer
pyrthas: @simriel goblin engineer is what ben was saying
SluggishThinker: highlight time?
Paranundrox: @simriel the new Welder-like from Modern Horizons. It Entombs an artifact on EtB
Juliamon: !clip
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Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: RarePepe
gnome_friend: Clip it! That's the ticket!
sing_o_muse: ewww no no no
simriel: Devourer is an artifact. I missed that
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SmashTCG: it's a little torn
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Who isn't?
SluggishThinker: @Juliamon good man, I didn't know the command
SamanthaGolgariQueen: I mean
pyrthas: ben and alex are always so great
Paranundrox: Alex? Annoying? When Wheeler's on stream?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is FUNNY :D
Paranundrox: lrrBEEJ
Croc64: Ben gets them, but only from his mods
Krokaar: Annoyingly cute
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: big truuu
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
Distrei: wheelerMulPride
damn_i_am_pretty: everything is a artifact if you have a Mycosynth Lattice in play
Graved: Big gay himself Kappa
rodog695: ben ain't fat he's just dummy thicc
DarklordStratos: Speaking of fat and gay, I'm fat and bi!
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
Leedopo: imagine of the stream is "Griseldaddy is stockings".
lowman02: #1 comment about Benjamin=The Hubris
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
jpss92400: Alex you are breathtaking
Paranundrox: M O X D I A M O N D
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature — Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle your library. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
thraximore: wheelerDiamond!!
sing_o_muse: mox diamond did alex
Paranundrox: That wheelerDiamond
Erudite_Cynic: like I could put him on blast for waking me up in the middle of the night with discord dms
lowman02: Oh POG dude, mox diamond dude, let's go
Musicsquid: Being fat and gay are my two favorite qualities
DigitalSeahorse: :D
rodog695: POOTIS
LRRbot: Firestorm [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards. / Firestorm deals X damage to each of X targets.
LRRbot: Ancient Stone Idol [{10}] | Artifact Creature — Golem [12/12] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature. / Trample / When Ancient Stone Idol dies, create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample.
Croc64: I'd love to put ben on blast for discord dms, but he never actually *responds* to anything
Erudite_Cynic: ^
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehhehe
Paranundrox: sounds like blast to me, Croc :P
hidingbox: Well then
Croc64: He just vaguely refers to the messages during his next stream
Durzo_Blint_: I demand that teh Ben/Alex match be on stream evey week
Naarius: big boi
rodog695: OHNO
Erudite_Cynic: OMG croc its too true
SluggishThinker: CHUNKY MONKEY
hidingbox: well crap
SmashTCG: WHAT IS THAAAAT
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
Paranundrox: @Croc64 next stream if you're lucky :P
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Xx_JAG_xX: an entire UNIT!
damn_i_am_pretty: it's game 2?!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideCheers PrideWingR gay powerthirst
rodog695: oh lawd
bananderson_: what an opening my God
garash2k: @damn_i_am_pretty not for long it is
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
Erudite_Cynic: welp the blast is real
Paranundrox: how's that Mox Diamond treating you, Wheeler?
Tecnocrat: That's a..... one turn clock?
Hellishdream: Liliana forcing Jace to sacrifice himself? How did you get their relationship in a single interaction?
Tecnocrat: Oko will destroy the idol with a smoldering gaze.
metalionic: that was a quick one huh
Croc64: Well there not in a relationship any *more*
Paranundrox: Oko ate the Gitrog Monster
SuperGiraffe: Can oko make reanimate dead fall off by targeting it? Or can he not hit enchantments?
Croc64: But they were
sing_o_muse: They're all assholes
SmashTCG: @loadingreadyrun if you cloud shift a stolen thing from oko, you keep it right
Paranundrox: @SuperGiraffe Oko hits creatures and artifacts
simriel: they used to have a relationship but now Jace is dating Vraska
orimazer: they did... you know... at least once
ironram18: I just left for water, what happened?!?
Durzo_Blint_: Isn't Lili much older than she looks?
SuperGiraffe: @Paranundrox Thanks
Loonatic93: Jace and Vraska are busy swashing each other's buckles.
bananderson_: jace is the wish fulfillment MC of Magic so of course he has a variety of Goth GFs
Paranundrox: @SmashTCG yes, Cloudshift returns under your control
Hellishdream: Yeah, they were a couple until Amonket and then Jace went to Jungle Land.
sing_o_muse: yeah Lili's an Oldwalker
trilemma85: Why do you think Vraska has so much contempt.
lowman02: Oko the love child of Jace and Lili--so scandalous
SmashTCG: nice
RoastedGravy: Lili is thousands of years old, I think.
Tecnocrat: Smooching? In my good Christian card game?
RoastedGravy: At least a couple hundred.
SmashTCG: shes actually really bashful around jace
Durzo_Blint_: Stone cold Gays Ben? KappaPride
Rockario: For the love of god, don't open your eyes while kissing
Paranundrox: hmm
Croc64: In my Thrun fanfiction, jace and lili are actua-
rodog695: wait ben has fanfic!?
Loonatic93: Vraska sure knows how to make Jace... "hard."
chickenace11: smoching the gorgan sounds like a british slang for something
DigitalSeahorse: PrideFlag elfunkCat
sing_o_muse: oh ben, we have so much to teach you about AO3
Erudite_Cynic: the cred is slipping
garash2k: Wowee
djalternative: Ral and Tomik are the hottest couple on Ravnica right now. They go to all of the biggest gay bar openings
Paranundrox: Ao3 is all that's going to be talked about next stream
Krokaar: Oh it is Paul...
Paranundrox: I guarantee it
thraximore: That's just tossing salad
SluggishThinker: OI MATE YER SMOOCHIN THE FOKIN GORGON
chickenace11: when you use assains trophy?
Teridax_: don't sound too nice
Loonatic93: I love the Ral/Tomik relationship!
Croc64: "I need to bottom too" Oh?
mrverbal: I assume it's something about kissing stones?
SignisAkanades: Ral Tomik is great
froggomb: doesn't that just mean gettung stobed?
froggomb: stoned
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Krokaar: Eva belongs to the bottom of the barrel
SamanthaGolgariQueen: rooFeels
LithelyUnshod: AO3 won a Hugo
Tecnocrat: The term is "I need to bottom also."
Gadora: Ao3 won a Hugo Award!
Erudite_Cynic: OOF
gnome_friend: Get in the robot
silenceaux: Everyonegelion
Frostwriter111: that's a big mood
justshay99: lrrFINE
sing_o_muse: AO3 was the birthplace of ABO fiction
trilemma85: sushid1Son
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
midday_rendelnep: Get iin the Driver
Loonatic93: I just wish Vraska would stop objectifiying people.
bananderson_: that's dope, but I can't say I'm up on all my hugo winners
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Loonatic93
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
DigitalSeahorse: katesLol
Paranundrox: @sing_o_muse why would you ever mention that
LRRbot: Pyxis of Pandemonium [1] | Artifact | {T}: Each player exiles the top card of their library face down. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Pyxis of Pandemonium: Each player turns face up all cards they own exiled with Pyxis of Pandemonium, then puts all permanent cards among them onto the battlefield.
sing_o_muse: @Paranundrox cause I'm terrible
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Paranundrox: Wasteland looking real good here
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Paranundrox: Anger with no Mountain
Paranundrox: bold move
gnome_friend: Don't worry about it
Tecnocrat: "Ha Ha! I'm in danger!"
ThorSokar: I think you might be right
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousPride ferociousPride ferociousPride PrideCheers PrideCheers PrideCheers
Paranundrox: oooh
Paranundrox: that Metamorph
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE slytqRIP katesRip
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
SamanthaGolgariQueen: That transflag is gorgeous
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Bratmon: So where does Storm Crow fit into this format?
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Tecnocrat: Wobbity Wobbity Drop. Into my grave plot.
SmashTCG: hold on if hushbringer is in play, when emrakul hits the bin. do you not shuffle in?
damn_i_am_pretty: Everyone gets a Mox Ruby!
smartguyc1089: 3 mana and 2 life for a mox makes it rather fair
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
Paranundrox: @SmashTCG depends on where it entered from
LRRbot: Platinum Emperion [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [8/8] | Your life total can't change.
Murf13: haste
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
NDCazzy: ok I actually understood how Alex won that last game lrrALEX ... I usually get lost on how Ben's decks win LOL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Paranundrox: no Mountain @Murf13
SmashTCG: I'm thinking off a sneak
Metalupis: your not wrong ben
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK
Murf13: anger in bin?
Croc64: no hast murf13, anger needs you to control a mountain
LRRbot: Dack Fayden [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dack [3] | [+1]: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / [−2]: Gain control of target artifact. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."
Paranundrox: heeeeey
Paranundrox: gott'em
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
hidingbox: got him
Croc64: Rip
Naarius: oh no he's hot
SluggishThinker: HOLY DOOLEY
Dix: lolol
rodog695: ohlawdjesuschrist
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
grgriffin3: REKT
Zaxor666: i just watched thorugh all the Friday Night videos (again). And watching Alex in that hair has turnen my world upside down, it is like watching He-mans brother playing magic, so nerdy, and yet so magical BibleThump BibleThump <3
Teridax_: THE GREATEST THIEF
Frostwriter111: lrrHORN
KoruGengetsu: Ranched
Croc64: Well alex
pyrthas: ahahah
metalionic: RIP
Tecnocrat: Mistakes were made.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
mrverbal: dack pretty good
Murf13: right!
TheQuantumMechanic33: Play of the game
Croc64: It was nice knowing you
damn_i_am_pretty: the greatest steve in the multiverse
SignisAkanades: !card animate dead
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
trilemma85: Alex seems excited about this.
Metalupis: haha i'm in trouble indeed
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
Paranundrox: Agent of Treachery
Paranundrox: Best Card You're Not Playing
SmashTCG: dack faden is deeeeead
Tecnocrat: IN summary, the multiverse is a land of contrasts.
Sparkap: welp, that is a thing that happened
garash2k: meanwhile alex over here with the mental breakdown
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
AlfoGornstein: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
skylordshadow: So can fierly islet only able to draw a card for ben now?
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
MvTurtle: Hushbringer doesn't effect Emrakul, since it says "put into the graveyard" it's not a dies trigger
mrverbal: dack fayden, dead but we couldn't be bothered showing it in the set
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target player discards a card. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
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Teridax_: note that Ben cannot crack fetches anymore
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Dack dying to another dragon rooFeels
uroboros_of_old: he got eaten by the git rog
SmashTCG: can you not pay life with plainumcout
sing_o_muse: we are we are
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunNut elfunkCat
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Torpor Orb [2] | Artifact | Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
Paranundrox: I'll get right on it, Alex lrrBEEJ
Tecnocrat: Go Taint!
RAZRBCK08: I remember when people said Kolaghan's Command was meh.
LRRbot: Bottled Cloister [4] | Artifact | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, exile all cards from your hand face down. / At the beginning of your upkeep, return all cards you own exiled with Bottled Cloister to your hand, then draw a card.
Sparkap: And thanks to Dack, Alex got 3 for one'd
Teridax_: it preordered for 3.50
Paranundrox: Cloister + Ensnaring Bridge
Teridax_: I thought it was good
Kairanie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:45.
Paranundrox: no, we put ourself in a jar
SamanthaGolgariQueen: What is the metamorph copying?
Paranundrox: @SamanthaGolgariQueen Mox Ruby
Murf13: mox
Croc64: Mox ruby
gnome_friend: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #4656: "the solution is more cows in jars" —James [2018-02-07]
LRRbot: Ransack the Lab [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
mrverbal: mox ruby, @SamanthaGolgariQueen
DigitalSeahorse: Alex gamer in a jar water :P
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Ah, makes sense
Tecnocrat: No one puts baby in a jar.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut Alex in jar
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [3] | [+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / [−1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5. / [−4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.
SluggishThinker: Ben's selling his Bottled Cloister gamer water
Paranundrox: 5/5 forever
Paranundrox: hilarious against Alex
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: trim down the 11/11s
SluggishThinker: Punchthis of Pandemonium
LRRbot: Stitch Together [BB] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Threshold — Return that card from your graveyard to the battlefield instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
tylanderma: Man like all the Tezzeret planeswalkers are awesome.
gnome_friend: pog dude
Paranundrox: Pyxis of PandemOWnium
Paranundrox: can't fetch anymore
DigitalSeahorse: 5/5 RPGHP RPGMana voxlunNut
SignisAkanades: Turn plats into a 5/5
LRRbot: Platinum Emperion [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [8/8] | Your life total can't change.
SignisAkanades: make it unable to attack through pyx
SluggishThinker: beeg torso
Naarius: beej torso?
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. If both cards share a color, repeat this process.
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try putting bread in it.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
sing_o_muse: mom said it's my turn on the xbox
bananderson_: I have thought that was blightsteel colossus this whole game
DigitalSeahorse: life only increase
HyruleGirl9: he's wide set and barrel chested
paronomasiac042: He's husky
Paranundrox: knew it
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
Paranundrox: I knew it
SluggishThinker: Wrenn, meet Six
Dix: lol
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
SluggishThinker: Wrenn and Six, otherwise known as the Zappy Tree Friends
SmashTCG: wrenn names the trees he melds with, this ones name is ... six
Paranundrox: Wrenn and 600 tix
Croc64: Wrenn is a she to clarify
Paranundrox: you cannot pay life
orimazer: wrenn uses she/her
SmashTCG: she?... huh
SluggishThinker: oOf
hidingbox: huh, interesting
SamanthaGolgariQueen: Bird?
Croc64: uses those good old she her pronouns
SluggishThinker: Wrenn is a she, Six is a tree
garash2k: bird? not a tree thing?
LRRbot: Bedevil [BBR] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.
gnome_friend: ca-cawww
orimazer: tree mech
NUTSOFODEN: Imprinted on if its a bird
LRRbot: Platinum Emperion [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [8/8] | Your life total can't change.
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor
lowman02: so basically Wrenn and Six share the same relationship as Wheeler and Asmodeous
sphexas: you have no hand to look at Wheeler LUL
SmashTCG: is wrenn even human?
paronomasiac042: Wrenn is a she, Six is a tree, together they make magic players poor.
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat don't dare
niccus: a really weird retelling of Heaven's Vault
Croc64: Wrenn is a dryad smash
SamanthaGolgariQueen: I think they're an elf, SmashTCG
orimazer: dryad
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Paranundrox: Big Cartography
tylanderma: @SmashTCG Wrenn is a dryad i think
Paranundrox: Strikes Again
Croc64: They are a dryad who uses tree's until they're spent
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bayou Billy in Smash, you cowards!
SmashTCG: ah that makes sense
Croc64: And then gets a new tree
SluggishThinker: Wrenn isn't a Dryad or an Elf or a Human, Wrenn's a prat
SmashTCG: I'm trying alix, but I dont meld into trees well
paronomasiac042: I'm on my way. I don't know where I'm going.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
SluggishThinker: Wasteland the fetch!
SluggishThinker: DO EET
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
DigitalSeahorse: he's sweet 16, dancing queen?
djalternative: wow the 6teen ref
Kryubi: I don't mean this in a bad way, but the dude on the right looks like He-man after he retired.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
SignisAkanades: Whir for Servant?
SignisAkanades: Kill?
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gnome_friend: Yeet with the kids
LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Paranundrox: !decks
Xx_JAG_xX: i think they broke guys
SluggishThinker: rest in deathspacito
silvalunae: but we never shut up
NUTSOFODEN: bluAACK
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters the battlefield, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
Paranundrox: can't lose life! lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: the chains are off! planetRAID
Croc64: That was certainly something
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
silvalunae: lrrHEART
Paranundrox: yeah, Lantern is labyrinthine
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Croc64: Well at least we got to see ben be put in his place once today
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahha
Paranundrox: One Oko: Lightly Chaired
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
silvalunae: feline
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
tidehollowcat: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
hidingbox: the card reader having a fit
Paranundrox: lol
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart elfunkCat
silvalunae: table friend!
Naarius: Why table friend hurt Alex?
freshmaker__: thanks for the fun games folks
Durzo_Blint_: wow serge
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHolyMoly sergeMoly sergeSqueak sergeIntoTheSea
Durzo_Blint_: more like table enemy
Fruan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Erudite_Cynic: he can't keep getting away with it wheelerWheelerKappa
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:01.
DigitalSeahorse: are those signatures on deck box?
Daken1993: did i miss it?
Durzo_Blint_: ys
Dix: Daken1993 we're at the end
TheQuantumMechanic33: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:20:45. lrrSPOT
Paranundrox: this is how you learn!
Daken1993: k
Paranundrox: by losing
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Remove Mario from Smash, you cowards!
Paranundrox: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
iggySPLOSION: and alex is made of corn
Erudite_Cynic: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut DoritosChip
flangdale: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
midday_rendelnep: Bengineering out because Desertbus?
Paranundrox: PhageNought when?
TheMuffinDragon: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
TheWarbo: occasional reminder it was a cov--- yeah
gnome_friend: A kingdom of cards
Paranundrox: yeah, it's a Cover
Croc64: Well I feel assured
whatthebus: Natalie Imbruglia's Torn is a cover, and I'm still in shock after learning that
Paranundrox: my respect for Wheeler dips ever lower ;)
TheMuffinDragon: I did not know it was a cover either
epicfail9271: durzo, you still here
Erudite_Cynic: wow
NotCainNorAbel: Guess I'll catch all of this in the vod, just got here. Guessing a good set of matches
Paranundrox: yeah, it was a good one
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab benginDab benginDab
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sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerRanch
Erudite_Cynic: its spreading
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Erudite_Cynic: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
hidingbox: LUL
TheMuffinDragon: Nice
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gnome_friend: The bits! The bits!
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Naarius: harsh
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tidehollowcat: good bye
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Paranundrox: an attempt was made, Croc
Paranundrox: an attempt was made
Croc64: The system knows
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