wildpeaks: chyrTrainEngine chyrTrainCar the subs train, froot froot
ghostvalv: woo
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh right, today's that big group one
ghostvalv: hype
combatwombativ: !quote
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
Rhynerd: Movie night!
wildpeaks: happy spoops time, it's almost 2am so I might try to pretend to sleep instead, :D
wildpeaks: thanks for the stream
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: a big group spoop sounds great
Astramentha: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Man of Medan) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
TehAmelie: hmm, maybe that's the ingredient that was missing in Kathleen's character's scheme to save time with shared bathroom breaks that time
TehAmelie: fear
Cepsys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Man of Medan) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
TehAmelie: the spooked poops, or spoops
Ba_Dum_Tish: All spoops all the time
Meltalar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Man of Medan) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Meltalar: okay. i nope Out of let's nope. have a good one everybody
TehAmelie: shalom
Juliamon: Speaking of shared bathrooms... https://twitter.com/theadambash/status/1184187904538624004
TehAmelie: in Kathleen's vision, that'd be a 2x2 number 2 poop palace
TehAmelie: perhaps i should illustrate with a diagram https://i.imgur.com/E5vKviR.jpg
TehAmelie: i don't think i could locate that sketch, but i sure remembered making this. . .
Banana_Swonk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Man of Medan) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Banana_Swonk: sick
Mysticman89: I appreciate the content, but I need streams to stop so I have a chance to watch road quest >.<
Banana_Swonk: this^
TehAmelie: i know the feelin
TehAmelie: "medan" is swedish for "meanwhile". i wonder if that's relevant to this game
Rockario: Can I get a meanwhile?
DoctorOfBeard: you can have a means well
Banana_Swonk: iirc, medan is not relevant in that way @TehAmelie
Mysticman89: googling the origin of the title, doesn't seem to be. I don't know if the game explains the actual origin explicitly or not so dunno if I should explain
Juliamon: Err on the side of caution, I say
Nameless_Sword: lrrSPOOP
DoctorOfBeard: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
korvys: lrrSIGNAL
Banana_Swonk: snignal
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
Nameless_Sword: Signal? Signal!!
Banana_Swonk: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DoctorOfBeard: oh no, IT HUMS!
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Man of Medan) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Mysticman89: sounds like russel is there.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ben and Adam are joined by James, Cori and Serge for some spooky fun! Tonight we’re playing Man of Medan - 5 Player Story Mode! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EG9Uyo-UYAAyEvU.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1184258471882964992
Ba_Dum_Tish: The countdown is on to Adam murdering everyone
Nameless_Sword: So Ben = benginTraitor.... right?
RavingPenguin: I thought Ben was the traitor
Rhynerd: Movie night!
Nameless_Sword: benginTraitor
seth_erickson: I believe Adam is gunning for benginTraitor
KNACC: I'm excited
steven19913 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
steven19913: After a long hiatus im back now that i have a real people job. just in time for desertbus.
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TehAmelie: it might be fun to have a couch multiplayer game with a shared screen and one of the players is an enemy and you don't know who. . .well maybe this is that
Greggleswong: @steven19913 congrats!
EscherichiaCole: What if the real benginTraitor is the friends we made along the way?
silvalunae: @steven19913 glad to hear it, friend <3
KNACC: I'm finally home for a let's nope and it seems like it will be a good one
Nameless_Sword: Here... we..... GOOOOO
BusTed: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
silvalunae: we're heeeeeeerrrreeeeee
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ghostvalv: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSPOOP
jessieimproved: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
The_Quiet_Alestain: @steven19913 Great!
gossiepa: yay!!!
TehAmelie: okaybyee
Nameless_Sword: Oh wow.... what a party!!
Ragnarakk: holy shit its spooptown
empyreon: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Ba_Dum_Tish: Team nope
ANeMzero: So many people to spoop
jessieimproved: our cup runneth over
Invitare: Lets Nope: Crossing the Streams edition
Rerout343: Perfect timing! I just sat down at my desk as the intro started
gossiepa: NOO
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: Time for Adam Kills the Whole Team
gossiepa: adam and ben <3 forever
stateofcomatose: WOO I'm excited for the Adam kills everyone stream!
Naarius: So this is tag team highlander
BasilBrushOff: sergeHi
Ba_Dum_Tish: So are they trying to survive or die?
Nameless_Sword: Wooooooo!! Birthday spoops!!
IsThis___Art: hello! my computer won't cooperate and my connection's spotty! i've had too much sugar! let's do this?!
ANeMzero: New rule for Lets Nope: The Winners are allowed to live.
DarKovalord subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
DarKovalord: Thank you so much for doing what you do. With my long term depression and anxiety, you have consistently helped me keep going. Thank you!
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DoctorOfBeard: also in the game
eric_christian_berg: Crossing the Watch + Nope Live!
TehAmelie: it's the battle royale for Let's Nope
ghostvalv: yikes
djalternative: Woo! I made it.
KNACC: cori made me laugh so hard I coughed
BusTed: slytqShrug
Nameless_Sword: Let's Battle Royale!
TehAmelie: m'dan
Rockario: Man of My Dan
BusTed: "Play Alone" / "Don't Play Alone"
ghostvalv: then he comes back as lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: Malcom in the Median
korvys: lol, I thought "Don't play alone" was an instruction
TehAmelie: m'man m'dan
Cepsys: it's a whole spoops crew!
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatBRAIN sergeHolyMoly benginTraitor lrrJAMES lrrCORI
Earthenone: dont go in there!
Kramburger: Medan, Medan, and Meme
Nigouki: is the russian astronaut from armageddon in this?
korvys: Does it have Rami Malek?
Earthenone: ~whichclaimer
IsThis___Art: yep, everyone's gonna die
eric_christian_berg: This isn't Midian, where the monsters are?
Nameless_Sword: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP benginTraitor lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BboopNnb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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LetsConsider: I... you pass around the controller? That seems bad
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
YawnLance: Man of Medan? More like 'Man of Me-dang you're cute!' benginFingers Yeah, I know. These jokes are getting weaker. lrrSPOOP
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korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Greggleswong: beware of sci fi tropes
Kramburger: Loud Gang Loud Gang
Rhynerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Rhynerd: Whoa Black Betty, Man Medan.
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TheInnsanity: spooky gaaaaame?
ghostvalv: yikes 'o clock
eric_christian_berg: What if we are squamous?
Nameless_Sword: lrrCORI lrrSERGE benginTraitor lrrADAM lrrJAMES
MAPBoardgames: I'm really excited for this stream. but I'm not going watch it to avoid spoilers.
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Also, please be warned, Serge is well known for "farming" sadness.
Nigouki: yes, "humans" Kappa
Kramburger: Never had a friend like Medan
LetsConsider: Can y’all show us as loud as you can be for this?
Greggleswong: what if we're squamish?
silvalunae: yeah, mild gore but trying not to spoil ;a;
Ragnarakk: robo team?
Solipsody: So this is an And Then There Were None deal, where the hosts die one by one?
TehAmelie: and our mods are just and faster than the eye can see sergeModLove
Nigouki: no aliens here Kappa
MagicWarluck: Good human? Human?? Bah. ;P
AranMathai: @EJGRgunner How does one farm sadness?
BusTed: roasted
MadWolf1290: um.... so many people1?
EJGRgunner: @AranMathai Cruelly
Ragnarakk: spoopy scary almost-skeletons
ghostvalv: gottem
Earthenone: M'Dan
jujujanie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
jujujanie: Bring on the spooks!
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Kramburger: God bless you Rhynerd
Rhynerd: @kramburger thank you.
Ba_Dum_Tish: You must (not) play alone
Solipsody: @Earthenone Man of Me, Dan.
Nameless_Sword: cheer100 Here have some of my brithday bits for the spoopy times
gossiepa: doesn't this look like the doctor's desk from Until Dawn?
IsThis___Art: incoming squeaks?
Earthenone: same people, so wouldent be suprised
EJGRgunner: cheer50 But Serge, what will you do when the horror is coming from inside your brain?
Grevas13: serge is a cinnamon roll
silvalunae: give serge a blanket and some hot cocoa poor bean ; ;
Kramburger: I can'r wait for the sequel to this game, Man of REdan
circusofkirkus: ah, finally some representation for me on Let's Nope
YawnLance: Poor Serge
BasilBrushOff: this is why we love Serge sergeHeart
gossiepa: <3 corry
Nameless_Sword: Oh Sege....
silvalunae: do not say the word
LetsConsider: I love Serge, he’s such a good boy
Crispy042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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AranMathai: What did Cori say?
Rhynerd: A hotseat mode.
EvilBadman: @AranMathai Nice try
Kramburger: Is that Peter Stormare in the background?
Kaszoski: Spoooop
SopranoCat: hopefully no quick-time events while passing the controller around
TehAmelie: 5 is an odd number
Earthenone: weird lego man
Kaszoski: Uh
Kramburger: The illusion of choice!
MagicWarluck: There will be maximum spoopy pjörg...
v_nome: what if I have 4 friends and 1 enemy?
cdutson: ooo look at this team spoopfest!
Cepsys: Car Ramrod
ghostvalv: seabatBRAIN
GDwarf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben Jammin
weff47: Adam should be Piccolo GOKU
Solipsody: Benjammin'.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Been*
eric_christian_berg: If the shrink isn't Peter Stormare, I'm out.
IsThis___Art: go Team Ramrod!
Kramburger: BenjaMan of Medan
TehAmelie: i think there was about one SNES game that allowed five players. . .
Taveena subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
Taveena: Spoopy Multiplayer! Let's see how that works out.
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silvalunae: murderer
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun These aren't the character's names. This is just for controller pass prompts
EJGRgunner: These names are entirely so that you know who to pass the thing to.
Kramburger: pk pk pk
circusofkirkus: and Nightbook!
EJGRgunner: Nightbook3
ghostvalv: xXx_l33thaxxor_xXx
Earthenone: classic nightbook
blip2004: i met two younger people who didn't know what tldr was, it was wierd
m_logan2000: big brain adam
Questhere: red shirt
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
EJGRgunner: That's Shawn Ashmore
Kramburger: It's Jake from TV's Animorphs!
TehAmelie: we're going full Cabin in the Woods eh
Solipsody: Fliss?
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Ben doesn't get to pick
TheWooglie: Wasn't he in Kill Joys?
Sanityis0verrated: dude was in animorphs
cdutson: only choose brad if you say their name with 5 a's
Greggleswong: sean astin?
MaverickArtist: conrad is Iceman from X-Men
Sanityis0verrated: killjoys and warehouse 13
Nameless_Sword: It looks like Sean Astin
MinniChii subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
MinniChii: Good Evening! Have fun tonight!
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djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Ben is currently playing as 2 characters
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben also seems to have a second character
Molladia: How late am I?
Ba_Dum_Tish: It seems to be a locked in one
Ristow: that's just the tutorial character
silvalunae: it's just the tutorial character
e_bloc: wow this is a lot of people
MagicWarluck: Conrad looks like Shawn Ashmore.
Rhynerd: I have a feeling the locked character is a guaranteed death.
Greggleswong: yeah, one of the ashmores!
circusofkirkus: this is just like picking dodgeball teams
BusTed: The poindexter.
Rhynerd: Did somebody call?
IsThis___Art: nnnneeeerrrddd!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah that's probably when Brad get picked at school
aWabbajack: lrrSIGNAL zekeHI lrrHORN
BusTed: The first goomba.
Dragoknight101 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
Dragoknight101: So spoopy. Here's to 19 months!
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eric_christian_berg: Kobiyashi Maru?
silvalunae: yeah flavor win on picking Brad last
korvys: Actors, for those insterested: Shawn Ashmore - Conrad, Ayisha Issa - Fliss, Arielle Palik - Julia, Chris Sandiford - Brad, Kareem Tristan Alleyne - Alex
cdutson: so what.. is this game?
Solipsody: Brad is the guy whose death they spoil in the trailer, because it's not a surprise anyway.
SquareDotCube: !ben
flatluigi: @cdutson by the same people that made until dawn
Daken1993: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:44.
Rhynerd: @cdutson a game styled as a horror movie you can control.
cdutson: That was Wuce Brillis
ninja_theory_ashrams: I wonder which ashmore twin it is Shawn or Aaron, and I refuse to look it up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: liutenant Alarm got promoted?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *i may or may not know ranks
eric_christian_berg: Bruce WWIIis
EJGRgunner: We've got top men on this boat. Top. Men.
weff47: It's Wendigos
silvalunae: you'll find out ;p
ghostvalv: werewolves?
SquareDotCube: I say student debt
cdutson: oo a skinwalker?
Fruan: PrideGive W E N D I G O PrideTake
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can it be chinese hopping vampires?
IsThis___Art: Weeendigooo!
SopranoCat: You mean the Thing?
cdutson: yikes
SopranoCat: Oh, haunted mask??
Rhynerd: What are the undead of chinese folklore?
Fruan: These faces are terrifying
TStodden: Zombie Octopus Vampire Clowns?
EJGRgunner: "I wish I was big"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Grim
circusofkirkus: rip serge
Zanaide: Teeth: The Game
Solipsody: @SopranoCat No, I think their facial animation just isn't great.
CyberAsp: That woman's teeth scare me
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
EJGRgunner: Will I be pretty?
cdutson: will i be pretty~
Earthenone: Que Sera Sera
Earthenone: what ever will be will be
cdutson: ack @EJGRgunner beat me to it
Grevas13: calling it now, the monster is jiangshi
Greggleswong: will i be pretty?
silvalunae: Serge is a precious bean
Nameless_Sword: dragon tile
Diabore: dargon!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Take his heart KALI MA
IsThis___Art: oh Serge. You gonna have FUN
LetsConsider: What is jiangshi?
cdutson: this guy seems like he'd get a dragon tattoo on shore leave
SopranoCat: @Solipsody Actually, I meant the masks in the stall behind the lady. Was thinking they'd 'win' a haunted mask
TehAmelie: bamboo is cool too
BrowneePoints: Man of M'Adam Kills Everyone
eric_christian_berg: Can I take a long shot on Penanggalan?
BusTed: Now half a dozen more times.
Solipsody: @SopranoCat Ah... You can understand my confusion though.
MadWolf1290: gdi Ben
IsThis___Art: ooooh. so sensual.
korvys: Wiggle it :P
SopranoCat: yeah
EJGRgunner: This is the worst game of Othello
Earthenone: the Ska Mechanic
EvilBadman: Ben is real bad at Go
Juliamon: The ol' shutter loop
silvalunae: ben please
Grevas13: @LetsConsider hopping vampire. it's the first chinese mythological monster i though of
cdutson: THE REVEAL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is serge trying to hide in his coat
Kaszoski: Albacore!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Holy Moly there are a bunch of people today
ninja_theory_ashrams: breaking the illusion of interactivity
Solipsody: "Your fortune is that you're a dick. Give me back my tile."
Kaszoski: Also you a fish
TehAmelie: Chinese is not a language, game
BusTed: Alright debbie downer
Nameless_Sword: death? doom? charming
AranMathai: Why is he so dreamy? >_>
BrowneePoints: The facial mapping in this is SCARILY good
EJGRgunner: It means you're going to Mars
cdutson: yikes
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay so we need the avengers to fight off Doom?
silvalunae: altruistic tho!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Altruistic?
Earthenone: those are all red flags
circusofkirkus: altruistic isn't bad
Greggleswong: Dhoom!
MadWolf1290: Big OMPH
djalternative: you had altruistic
DoctorHutch: altruistic, and selfish?
TStodden: You're going to be poor & alone?
Rhynerd: Ben doesn’t like altruism MiniK
BloodForTheCorelab: just in, so many spoopy folk
BusTed: Faster!
AranMathai: Maybe he's self-centered but his actions are altruistic?
underhill33: wrong lever!
weff47: Pull the lever Kronk!
TehAmelie: why don't we have test your punch strength machines like that?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: qte
joempilz: I for real just had the stream go in a loop from when Ben was saying he was stuck in a loop
Kramburger: Ah yes, the WWII GI named Joe. The peak of writing here
Lord_ZYRK: You've been missing them. . . in your heart
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that wimpy uhn
TehAmelie: punch him in the foot!
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's training
Nameless_Sword: perfect
sir_jack_DB: "uh." "buh."
cdutson: almost as good as the 300 chinups in mass effect
Dezinkled: Wind
circusofkirkus: that's horror for ya
ghostvalv: lightning?
EJGRgunner: 2? 2? 2?
Nameless_Sword: the prize will come right at the end of the game.... if you survive. (i bet)
circusofkirkus: needlessly ominous
devintownfish: Cheer100
BusTed: Don't drop it!
thraximore: DIO
korvys: Needlessly Ominous is all of these games
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep we are transporting the EVIL!
lady_olynder: y'all are covering some of the sure. titles
ARandomPlatypus: DIO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: chupa-thingy
EJGRgunner: Ark of the Covenant
IsThis___Art: something something Top Men
Lord_ZYRK: The prize is the great honor and glory in knowing that you can outmatch a wooden dummy in single combat
AranMathai: Wendinazis?
Lord_Hosk: its "the squamish"
Greggleswong: squish
GallowsCat: box full of chinese ghosts
KodeMage: Bees
TheWooglie: Wow ones?
BusTed: Gem in the belly.
ghostvalv: vampires?
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's got a skull and everything
Rhynerd: A death curse.
TStodden: Vampire Stone Men!
Solipsody: "Cargo Hold 2! The one with the Ark and all that radioactive waste!"
BusTed: MIAK!
RobotInProgress: DIO's second coffin
Nameless_Sword: chinese zombies??
MadWolf1290: the Squamish. lol
silvalunae: yeah, needlessly ominous is a good description
djalternative: !card clackbridge
LRRbot: Clackbridge Troll [3BB] | Creature — Troll [8/8] | Trample, haste / When Clackbridge Troll enters the battlefield, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Clackbridge Troll, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card.
Greggleswong: opium
cdutson: good reference, Serge
MagicWarluck: Undead nazi wendigo troll witches...with dandruff!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: despite chupathingy being a south american thing, i think?
Meyari: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:59.
korvys: The band
Rockario: The pillarmen
EJGRgunner: Griff, stop making up words!
silvalunae: Pillermen of madan
Solipsody: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Puerto Rican originally. Sort of.
cdutson: WOAH.
e_bloc: in da club
KodeMage: ah, what's in the box? these two
MadWolf1290: and why is it so load?
ghostvalv: gottem
PinkfloydYES: Dio polnarefe
DoctorHutch: no way in hell that guy says rear end
flatluigi: this is some... shockingly bad dialogue already
cdutson: i mean yeah... unconciousness is like, real bad, bud
circusofkirkus: how PG of him
devintownfish: "voice acting"
TStodden: Whamu, ACDC & Dio?
korvys: ACTING
Lord_Hosk: How did they get so drunk so fast walking back to the ship?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I did not know that it was Peurto Rican in origin. and yeah idk what's going on
Lord_ZYRK: Please don't swear on my Christian Minecraft Battleship :)
CyberAsp: This game sure has some pacing
BusTed: slytqShrug
JerecoPlays: I just finished part 1 and 2 of Jo Jo it has been super good so far. I am glad y'all have been bringing it up so much.
IsThis___Art: plot development!
eric_christian_berg: Take this man to the zombie research lab!
thraximore: immm actiiiiing
UnknownGerm: these characters are all assholes
Hexy_Lexy234: hey LRR Folks!!! hey chat!!! <3
MadWolf1290: sound editing is odd
cdutson: budget cuts
bowsin_durrows: It's the rain.
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is real leaky
PinkfloydYES: Cars is stuck in space
EvilBadman: Boats are holes in the water you throw money into
DoctorHutch: it's the flash!
BusTed: Is it a frankenstein?
e_bloc: RIPCheer200 so which blair witch game is this
cdutson: oh god. galvanism?
TheInnsanity: ot
BloodForTheCorelab: i mean it keeps you out of the way while people die
eric_christian_berg: Frankensteins!
A Cheer shared Rewards to 3 others in Chat!
Earthenone: the Thing?
korvys: @Lord_Hosk They didn't walk, they (pub) crawled
Taveena: Drink the mummy juice!
SquareDotCube: Thanks Aren't E Remey
Grevas13: I want to give it a chance, but so far it's way weaker than until dawn
ARandomPlatypus: got to stay hydrated
Kaszoski: Why is this floor so wet inside?
Nameless_Sword: slimey monster?!
ghostvalv: ninja turtles?
kerbalized_: ooooooh
ancientspark: Turn on some Thriller
Kaszoski: And how did it get lightninged?
MagicWarluck: The spanish inquisition...you never expect them
osh307: Thanks for the RPGYonger @e_bloc
TStodden: I'm running through Part 5 of JoJo.
Officinalis: zomBEES
Lord_Hosk: its "the Squamish"
cdutson: they could be demon-infested
korvys: It's those weird chinese hopping vampires
Ba_Dum_Tish: Zomblebee
EJGRgunner: MAWP
Rhynerd: We have created murder fog.
Solipsody: @BusTed The guy who said "medical opinion" must be Frankenstein's Doctor.
Nameless_Sword: I called zombies.... chinese zombies.... but does this still count?
silvalunae: group "oooooh" james "I get it"
GallowsCat: i put money on chinese ghosts i'm out 50 bucks!
JerecoPlays: It actually was zombie redneck family, two totally different kind.
BusTed: Right, Solipsody
simriel: there are so many people here
IanJacek: I'm so drunk... I'm so very very drunk
ancientspark: Might as well throw yourself overboard now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tutorial character not making it? i don't believe you
DoctorHutch: Lightning bolt on the tomb? Oh shit, its a Forvalaka, we got some Black Company up in here
KodeMage: check for new holes
e_bloc: and what a boy
MadWolf1290: calling it - piered through the eye
justwhatever_idk: when will be over Zombies already. Get me up into a Cult or something
antonaqua: @korvys You mean Jiang Shi
BusTed: 🍭
Lord_Hosk: Is he in the barracks or medical?
Hexy_Lexy234: dad?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dear papa please don't get horribly murderer by zombies
ARandomPlatypus: he dead
cdutson: well that's... wait is that him?
sir_jack_DB: KEY
circusofkirkus: look 50 cents!
Earthenone: hey look 50c
IanJacek: the slow roll from the qte
BusTed: yoink
cdutson: it looks like him
Officinalis: the KEY!
e_bloc: oh good a key
djalternative: woo! free money
TheInnsanity: that man is a closeted zombie
korvys: @antonaqua Yeah!
IsThis___Art: is... is he okay?!
simriel: it's our good friend, Corpse
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just improper corpse storage... uhh wrists don't work like that
MinniChii: why not "hide" the dead body in a medical bed?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a horror game
CyberAsp: We're selfish, remember?
Naarius: Because treasure chests
Ba_Dum_Tish: So why did the zombies not eat your unconcious body
Pteraspidomorphi: Of course you go for the key
TehAmelie: Solid Snake was here
silvalunae: serge asking the real questions
circusofkirkus: a bully did
cdutson: i mean he's probably still sorta drunk, right?
Earthenone: its a horror game, we subsist on keys
BusTed: Maybe he's just sleeping.
KodeMage: loot the corpse!
TheThromborax: OMG twitch please
Rockario: Beat up in a way tthat left a bloody gash in his neck
IanJacek: and crouches like a horatio
Solipsody: So, something killed him in the locker, but not you lying on a bed in the open?
TehAmelie: there could be options for "3D controls" that are not-tank controls
Diabore: tell that to the bank
Countjondi: why allthe friends?
Rhynerd: @ianjacek from Endless Space?
TheGoozler: no sprint, but there is a "lumber around gormlessly" button
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait is it actual "tank controls"
CyberAsp: We killed him.
Lord_Hosk: Why was the picture there... if this is medical?
TheWooglie: it's a mystery Serge
Earthenone: what if he is zombie, do we still owe him money?
thraximore: The perfect crime!
DarthRagnar815: Clearly we did.
simriel: we did it!
EJGRgunner: But Serge, the locker died 10 years ago lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: Turns out we was the killer
noisyblizzard: turns out this is a murder mystery
circusofkirkus: it's like 1:30 AM, I don't blame him
Kaszoski: Wait, drunk and sedated?
blip2004: kinda looks like keanu reeves
sir_jack_DB: "act natural"
CyberAsp: We killed him and barricaded the door.
flatluigi: serge is so scared
FinalShowFilms: Ben, if you're the one controlling him, wouldn't that make you the person you're insulting?
SnackPak_: Poor Serge
IsThis___Art: LUL
TheWooglie: Why did Serge agree to this?
TehAmelie: this man is way too athletic to be a drunk. immersion ruined
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge is gonna get himself killed so he could leave
DoctorHutch: the hard part is iffy, at least in the US the requirement is "nothing Fad-ish"
Hexy_Lexy234: oh, Serge, you sweet sweet cinnamon roll
Naarius: Can we get Serge a blanket and some cocoa? Maybe a hug?
KodeMage: there would be mirrors around the hard corners on a navy ship...
MadWolf1290: is this a "Let's Nope" or a "Play it Forward"?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you're on a boat. you are beyond Trapped
IanJacek: everyone is so calm about the corpse
Ba_Dum_Tish: These faces are real bad
eric_christian_berg: Where is "out of here" on a ship at sea?
TehAmelie: press F to carry on
matufin0: man i am guiding you to that 50 cent
circusofkirkus: rhythm games!
sarah_o: Press A to keep calm
Pteraspidomorphi: The brave military men
korvys: "acting"
NightValien28: oh rhythm tiime
Ba_Dum_Tish: Rhythm nope
Rhynerd: Rhythm game!
Juliamon: Keep Calm and Press A
Solipsody: This is the most accurate simulation of terrible acting I've ever seen!
CyberAsp: The acting doesn't seem the worst, I think it's more the writing
electroswagnetism: bonus rhythm cafe episode
korvys: Beat your own heart
Lord_Hosk: Why is this ship falling apart rusty? don't they maintain their military ships?
chris365: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:44.
justwhatever_idk: I'd be curious if they're trying to do Bad Vintage Movie Acting on purpose
eric_christian_berg: No, WWII clone Bruce Willis!
TehAmelie: i want a game interface to control my heart rate
Kaszoski: Nom
cdutson: that one guy looks like beej?
circusofkirkus: g a m e p l a y
UnknownGerm: this dumb
RavingPenguin: Army grunts are not.. the brightest
electroswagnetism: It was tho
frozenphoenix7: So what was Adam's goal this time? Last man standing?
korvys: That was a Thompson
ayir: it was though. it was a thompson wasnt it?
DolGrenn: Also super quiet
LessSkunksThanEstimated: it was a thompson.
FinalShowFilms: Yeah it was a Thompson, which is automatic
flatluigi: was that a child
eric_christian_berg: Baby vamps!
KodeMage: to eat?
Ba_Dum_Tish: These guys seem to be missing a few braincells
MinniChii: NAVY!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: delicious children
Lord_Hosk: Why is the army on this boat?
gamercat88: ghost ship
EJGRgunner: Ok. First of all, this is clearly a NAVY boat.
DoctorHutch: why is there evil mist on the group?
SopranoCat: I love children too, especially with ketchup
IanJacek: is DIO a baby now?
Lord_ZYRK: To fight in the war, Serge
simriel: a Thompson doesn't have a manual bolt tho does it?
JerecoPlays: Is this Resident Evil 6 DLC?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Even for cliche military guys
matufin0: i love that serge is visibly uncomfortable
Molladia: W-W-W-W-Wendigo!!!
korvys: Children are inherently spooky, Serge
Hexy_Lexy234: @MinniChii army, navy, same diff
TStodden: Gio?
DolGrenn: In a bunch of metal corridors, gunshots would be deafening
KodeMage: why are there so many people here this week?
flatluigi: oorah
cdutson: woof this game
bowsin_durrows: No, fubar.
Pteraspidomorphi: Face seems fine
kerbalized_: fubar
TehAmelie: we're best friends with Charlie, finally the Vietnam war is over
Ba_Dum_Tish: Those facial animations are not working
IsThis___Art: OORAAR
Solipsody: @KodeMage Apparently this game has a hotseat mode.
ayir: he said Fubar guys lol
chris365: Serges facial expressions 😂
gamercat88: sure is war time... wait
BusTed: Too bad for Carl.
UnknownGerm: I'm frankly amazed these gorm-less fuck ups managed survive being the armed forces to get to this point
TheInnsanity: "this body has no keys"
Earthenone: its movie night, each will control a person after the tutorial
kerbalized_: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair = F.U.B.A.R
seth_erickson: They are military
Driosenth: where are the shell casings
Lord_ZYRK: FUBAR and then some, amirite Gamerines CoolCat
DRMagnify: Ah yes, the good old military desensitization
thraximore: He needs to poop
electroswagnetism: normal guy normal walk
flatluigi: god. damn.
Officinalis: Heard, understood, ra the su god
djalternative: they ARE in the army. an enemy attack isn't unthinkable
Ba_Dum_Tish: I owed Carl 20bucks thank god
Solipsody: Snafu, radar. laser, etc.
The__Imperial: not buckley!
Grevas13: the stick in the ass is standard issue at bootcamp
NightValien28: hahahahaha
cdutson: Thank you adam.
Kaszoski: F
simriel: @driosenth Maybe they are policing their brass
CyberAsp: We're "Altruistic".
matufin0: He could bench press a truck
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Rhynerd: Ah, not buckley.
Lord_Hosk: The size of this ship, there are like 50 people on board... they all know each other very well
Vyous: These writers have never been in the army and maybe not in the US.
e_bloc: but how do you really feel Adam
justwhatever_idk: He was Fit as a Fiddle
NightValien28: we have adam's blessing this game is going to eb great
Ba_Dum_Tish: I owed Buckley $50 so this is just great for Joe
Lord_ZYRK: RIP this guy. He lived til' he died.
ARandomPlatypus: People die when they are killed
cdutson: that's why they're in the game and you're alive in real life
electroswagnetism: The first thing I'd do is leave probably
circusofkirkus: they have both arms, Cori
Hexy_Lexy234: unarmed? they have 2 each!
gamercat88: got the zommies
SopranoCat: so much faster
Greggleswong: and that's where they fired the intern
BusTed: rayfkSanic
Earthenone: where would they get weapons on a military vessel
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Are the faces a bit Uncanny Valley for anyone else?
ghostvalv: gottagofast
m_logan2000: man couldnt pay a guy on the street to write this script, had to write it themselves
TehAmelie: Saving Private Ryan has the only good use of "FUBAR" that i've seen, where they all convince the German interpreter that it's a German word
thraximore: He realllly needs to poop
Nigouki: just get in the jeep and drive away
JerecoPlays: What the fuck!?!
justwhatever_idk: I really have to wonder how On Purpose the Shitty Movie vibe is
korvys: !findquote idiot
LRRbot: Quote #1647: "Thanks for the pendant of DEATH... idiot." —Adam [2016-01-23]
Rhynerd: @browneepoints a little bit.
cdutson: people die on boats all the time
Kaszoski: Man dead people just gives me a strange feeling
TStodden: If this is a horror movie... Where's the Final Girl?
simriel: @earthenone From the corpses duuuh
ulexarX: "Do I look like a guy who talks about his feelings"
bowsin_durrows: Oh, this is a regular occurrence.
The__Imperial: oh nonononono
Naarius: I believe the strange feeling is called arousal
justwhatever_idk: "Gee Whillickers Cow Poke are ya feelin a tad bit Spookumed?"
Kaszoski: Final Girl already ran away
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is moving down further and further towards Z grade quality
justwhatever_idk: But Who Was Phone
frozenphoenix7: The 3rd man was Hulk Hogan, this is common wrestling knowledge.
Lord_Hosk: "this is normal"
TheServerMonk: Lieutenant Daaaaan! Zoooombieeees!
electroswagnetism: knifes and guns at least
cdutson: oh my god these models are...
IsThis___Art: oh god, are they okay?!
bowsin_durrows: Oh, yeah. They're the only two left alive and that's because they were drunk last night.
Rhynerd: Free thompsons!
simriel: that bullet wound had no depth
Hexy_Lexy234: those facial expression are glorious
GDwarf: These faces are going uncanny valley for me
e_bloc: now stab the guy with the gun to get the gun
Kaszoski: Duuuuuuuuuuh
bowsin_durrows: And it was the guy with the knife.
blip2004: if you can't do eyes, just close them when they're dead
eric_christian_berg: OMG, Chuck! Those are some real dead bodies!
Grevas13: shot in the head=possession=jiangshi. i'm all in on my guess.
IanJacek: aww yeah knife to a gun fight
underhill33: the ball pit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the day dang beat me to it
Rockario: We're moving towards hold 2, I think
NimrodXIV: oh oh oh! I'm changing my answer. It's not zombies. it's vampires. This is the new Demeter.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I also find it amusing that only one person is getting a tutorial
korvys: Children are inherently spooky, Serge
SopranoCat: He's rich in bullets?
cdutson: maybe don't .. breathe that
JerecoPlays: It is Joe's kid right?
Countjondi: some military vessels littirally have daycare actually
electroswagnetism: you're currently rich in GUN
MinniChii: I second that. Kids are really scary
EuropaEquation: kids are scary, why wouldn't you put them in a horror game?
EJGRgunner: I think you're rich in corpses.
Kaszoski: Why is he holding the gun so low?
e_bloc: Jojo?
MinniChii: Especially when you're not expecting them
ayir: oof
sir_jack_DB: oh god no.
Naarius: Chawlie
BusTed: charlie bit me
UnknownGerm: oof, that pop-in
flatluigi: oh god no. charlie?
YawnLance: Oh golly gee
DRMagnify: Calling it now, "Charlie bit me"
justwhatever_idk: "I thought we supposed to get rich" "No he said you were Doomed" lmao
ancientspark: Oh-God-No
IsThis___Art: oh. god. no. charlie.
TheInnsanity: quick time event time
simriel: look at this cealing man... it's so trippy
Lord_ZYRK: oH gOd No ChArLiE
eric_christian_berg: The real wealth was the friends who died along the way!
e_bloc: shoot the kid
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man did they just find these people on the street
SopranoCat: That was .....interesting......his eyebrows and stuff flipped in later than everything else
cdutson: "They're eating him... and then they're going to eat meeeee OH NOOOOOoooo"
TehAmelie: wait, this is a tutorial? we're just getting spooked by corpses and occasionally pressing A
TStodden: There is no Joe, only Zool!
Solipsody: It's a crazy how all these people coincidentally died in unrelated accidents while you were having a nap.
Kramburger: Oh god no. Charlie.
ghostvalv: what in tarnashuns
kerbalized_: lmaooooo
ayir: ohh no they are eating her, then they are going to eat me OHHH MYYY GOOOODD
e_bloc: show me your war face!
Kaszoski: And then there's a dead kid
CyberAsp: Being a fortune teller sounds like it's so much fun, you can just predict doom whenever you don't like someone.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why are we shooting a kid
EJGRgunner: What if Beej is in the Box?
Rhynerd: Just mag dimped.
kerbalized_: oh fuuuuuck
Pteraspidomorphi: They all make clown faces
cdutson: @ayir we both did that joke. I'm glad
Vyous: I was going to criticize him for muzzle sweeping the kid, but I guess that happened.
electroswagnetism: a lot of those bullets missed the locker my dude
TehAmelie: great facial acting here
Kaszoski: F
simriel: way less bullets hit that box than were ever fired
BusTed: dey spooped
empyreon: he is a cardiac people?!
Earthenone: now 20XX
AranMathai: O....kay.
Rhynerd: Feared into whelps.
ayir: @cdutson *high fives*
TStodden: heart attack
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay but where did friend go?
Going_Medium: he's a cardiac people?
justwhatever_idk: This game is going to be a metanarrative on the Horrors of the Military Industrial Complex, encapsulated by the metaphor of Scary Babies
electroswagnetism: more like M'aidez
Kaszoski: He heard you
Juliamon: GDwarf Undiagnosed condition?
thraximore: Best actor so far, actually
Kaszoski: He asked for your location man
EJGRgunner: such teeth on that radio operator lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Greggleswong: send nudes
Despoiler98: genestealer!
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP Hello spoop friends!
e_bloc: see now that's a real army dude
BrowneePoints: @GDwarf Even fit people have AFib
JerecoPlays: So the gas makes you see your worst fear right?
Naarius: tiny jesus, attack
Kaszoski: Nom
TStodden: That's a telegraph, Not a telephone.
blip2004: back demon, back
NightValien28: ya need a bigger cross dude
TheWanderingNomad: Ow
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
justwhatever_idk: have my little t
cdutson: no one in this game has any 'horror' on their faces
Diabore: probably not james
Solipsody: Wait, do crosses repel bugs? I've been wasting so much time on citronella...
simriel: @despoiler98 I was about to say that. That boat just got Culted
CyberAsp: I was really kind of hoping for the little cross to work
TehAmelie: falling into a lifeboat and dying, is that irony?
kerbalized_: Crucifix of Bofadees
TheServerMonk: Ohhhh DEAAAAATH!
l0gin4me: Why is it anchored?
EJGRgunner: So far everyone seems to have died from severe Bells Palsy
Sanityis0verrated: but who is the captain now?
justwhatever_idk: sing with me chat
SopranoCat: wait, if there were still lifeboats why didn't anyone leave the boat to get away from the horror monsters? ~facepalm~
justwhatever_idk: Oooooooooooo
wordmogul: Why are the anchors dropped?
BusTed: Huh.
Meyari: yaaassss
BusTed: hell yeah
IanJacek: alright predict the plot based solely on this OP
djalternative: I'm loving this song
ayir: lol
circusofkirkus: gdi
thraximore: This music
gamercat88: such a badass
simriel: @sanityis0verrated Look at me. I am the captain now
empyreon: riffGasm
thraximore: peak camp
AgentMagicMaster: what?
Earthenone: Abe linchon, Vampire hunter
BusTed: we gotta bop
justwhatever_idk: Head
ancientspark: Okaaaaaay, guitar riff?
sir_jack_DB: I am fucking HERE
justwhatever_idk: Banging
Rockario: I was gonna say, it's either bayou blues or heavy metal
Styxseus: Oh god xD
NimrodXIV: Dear Shawn Ashmore, you could do better than *this*
TehAmelie: this is a lousy O Death cover
Greggleswong: yusss iceman
xantos69: cheer50 this is the worst thing I have ever seen.
Anubis169: travML manGRY travMR
AranMathai: This feels like the early aughts.
cdutson: holy crap this... wow.
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun What are Cori's thoughts on the Facial Rigging?
DaMullet14: Are we just watching a movie?
jessieimproved: We are so metal
Solipsody: I hope the end of this game is the boat magically being sent back in time so an insurance adjuster can find out how each of the characters died.
Cepsys: \m/
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
Styxseus: I never saw the intro to this game, this is worse than I though
TheServerMonk: "Why would you develop a game SO controversial, yet SO brave?!"
electroswagnetism: It 100% is entrance music
Despoiler98: slytqBORK
cdutson: The Administrator
Genderi: wheelerE
silvalunae: p close ben
gamercat88: wait is that the lifeboat guy....
korvys: Adam Page
TheArchitectX: This is Peaky Blinders meets Creepshow.
justwhatever_idk: The Reboot of the Undertaker
TheGoozler: when you hear generic alt guitar, I hear BRAVERY
simriel: He Rips the hat and coat off and the shirt has no sleeves
djalternative: They're inside the title sequence.
e_bloc: it may be haunted but the rent is cheap so. . .
JerecoPlays: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
TehAmelie: you mean, the reanimation of the Undertaker?
Solipsody: Wait, Larry Fessenden? For real?
Ba_Dum_Tish: We know our game is horror so we have the choice of quality or maximum HAM and we think we chose right
jessieimproved: gandsRage
electroswagnetism: I walk for MILES inside this pit of danger!
Genderi: Is this a 5 player game by chance?
Rhynerd: This is the crypt keeper’s replacement.
AdamYMHMI: "Why did I buy a building that's 90% hallways?"
frozenphoenix7: I walk for miles inside this hall that's haunted.
snowewolf: its a legit good music video, should i hate that i love this?
justwhatever_idk: I would love if this turned into a wrestling game
Hexy_Lexy234: this game looks so campy and bad and im 100% on board! (get it?)
matufin0: so how much of that imagery will be relevant?
korvys: I could see Adam Page using this, if he went heel
Lord_Hosk: Story by: three interns
thraximore: This feels very 90s
BrowneePoints: I mean, the overall game aside, the production value is REALLY good
cdutson: the whole guitar is tuned to D
gamercat88: its all on the keyboard
joempilz: DJENT
justwhatever_idk: They're playing the lower three strings
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is looking more bad than i have patience for
Greggleswong: more ham than thanksgiving and christmas combined
simriel: animation by 4 interns
Diabore: you think they can afford THREE free interns ben?
EJGRgunner: This actor is on The Crown
Anubis169: No ben, it's a 1-string but they're holding it in 2 places
BusTed: Peter Stormare
cdutson: stay a while, and listen!
TheWanderingNomad: Aw, we didn't get Peter Stomare back as our psychologist?
korvys: League of Extraordinary Djentlement
justwhatever_idk: wot wot old chum
chris365: Originally story Jason GRAVES 😂
BasilBrushOff: Odo? Is that you?
CantWearHats: the following stories are true, and by true I mean false
ksurugger1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
ksurugger1: My first resub as a married man. Feels different somehow
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Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't see you there... Because I don't pay the electrical bill
Earthenone: !storm
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Hexy_Lexy234: welcome to my sepository, i mean what?
BrowneePoints: @korvys how dare you call that djent
SopranoCat: no that's a LIBRARY, dude, not a repository
BusTed: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society.
MagicWarluck: Better repository than supository...
CyberAsp: No secret door?
cdutson: nice
DaMullet14: A library is a repository of books
TehAmelie: is it just me or is the director trying to be Steven Spielberg?
Anubis169: ksurugger1!! lrrAWESOME
justwhatever_idk: I say old bean did you see the dumbass motherfuckers on that boat just now, my word
silvalunae: excuse the choir practice in the other room
AranMathai: Why in hell is Mozart's Requiem playing in the background?
Anubis169: Happy Wedding day!
Greggleswong: git checkout
SopranoCat: I like he's listening to Mozart's Requiem
Zanaide: Always the Lacrymosa.
JerecoPlays: Iblis?
Zaraka00: ah, this man should be king
cdutson: this really feels like a gig Sean Bean would have done
TheServerMonk: Cliches.. and cliches.
CantWearHats: mac, and cheese
Pteraspidomorphi: DaMullet14: Perfect place for open flames
TheWanderingNomad: Oh we have a new framing device
Lord_Hosk: There is no book missing on the shelf... thats a ghost book
BrowneePoints: Okay but this man's VO is REALLY good
Rockario: It's that one choral song thaat gets used to set a high-claass creepy mood
Banana_Swonk: @ksurugger1 congrajullashuns
justwhatever_idk: I'm loving how Campy this is
v_nome: The Crypt Keeper?
Solipsody: @SopranoCat Hey, he shot JFK from the third floor window, so that makes it a... Wait, that's a depository. Hm.
simriel: Hey! Boneathon is in this!
flatluigi: 'we couldn't afford to get peter stormare back'
AdamYMHMI: Thank goodness they showed the base of the candelabra when he put it down. I would have no idea how it was balancing itself on the desk, and it would have bothered me the whole time.
TheArchitectX: Why is the side of his face closest to the most candles so heavily shadowed?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh so that's why
korvys: @BrowneePoints Fair, I mostly just wanted to make the pun
IanJacek: what kind of a shitty library only has Mad Libs?
justwhatever_idk: This is Skin Boneathan
Earthenone: Snuff! Snuff! Snuff!
Hexy_Lexy234: wtf is this intro?
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
seth_erickson: Snuffed out, Looks Directly at Adam
e_bloc: we all know what Adam would do
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Adanufgail47: British Robert Patrick is a great creepy narrator
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Anubis169: "Choose Your Own Adeventure: Pants Shitting Terror Edition"
CantWearHats: "if you want to send Joe down the passage, turn to page 36"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is this guy just death?
jpss92400: he's god
asgawdismahwitness: timeup
ReverseCreations: I Am Ironman <_<
ayir: we have to remember that the point is to be campy, until dawn was like every slasher trope mashed into one
ancientspark: AKA:" Welp, you screwed, have fun"
TheWanderingNomad: Pip Torrens is the VA
Solipsody: We have to live with those decisions. Or reload. Whatever.
CyberAsp: Wait are we some kind of immortal going down to earth to interfere with people's lives?
EJGRgunner: I can't wait for Serge to panic and throw the controller on his turn
DaMullet14: Is this ben playing and a huge audience, or is this actually a five player game?
frozenphoenix7: Adam's goal this time around is last man standing, right?
cdutson: What if David Bowie, but lamer
thraximore: A lot of games make that claim
seth_erickson: This Curator sucks!
Solipsody: @cdutson Sting?
BusTed: Totems.
JerecoPlays: If you have the Gauntlets of Throwing...
Rhynerd: @damullet14 they’re going to be playing a hotseat mode this game has.
e_bloc: use the red tapes to manipulate time
Lord_ZYRK: DaMullet14 actuallly multiplayer
Ba_Dum_Tish: So Adam aiming to screw everyone or just his characters?
cdutson: @Solipsody zing! got em
TheWanderingNomad: @DaMullet14 - I belive there's an actual multiplayer. They pass the controller around
TheServerMonk: "And in all these futures, how many had this game turn out good?" "Zero."
DaMullet14: sweet
Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 yup, adams trying to highlander this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bold of you to assume
seth_erickson: You can't influence the story you're supposed to be recording
Kaszoski: Death
FinalShowFilms: I can't wait for Adam to kill his own character trying to screw someone else over
l0gin4me: death
Anubis169: That's a lovely intro, credits to the VA
TheWooglie: Adam
gibbousm: someone is taking themselves WAY too seriously with this game
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Lord_Hosk: He told you!
SopranoCat: Nice ending on the Amen
cdutson: wait so does this dude... live in this spooky-ass house?
DaMullet14: seth_erickson Werner Herzog says you're a coward
CantWearHats: lets-a go!
flatluigi: *myst linking book sound*
NimrodXIV: that painting's moving!
TehAmelie: i don't know what those biceps bands are for but i'd use them for holding packs of cigarettes
BusTed: Let's-a-go!
Hexy_Lexy234: curator? i hardly know her!
djalternative: Bet's on Time to TPK?
IsThis___Art: what could possibly go wrong!
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm on a boat
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Yeah, they call them Cancer Straps.
seth_erickson: Werner Herzog more like Weiner Herzog
seth_erickson: Gottem
cdutson: Witty Brad, that's what they call 'em!
Diabore: @djalternative no idea, but i feel like 2 people wont be back for next stream
Anubis169: travCLINK
Hexy_Lexy234: "innocent" thats something a guilty man would say
silvalunae: @djalternative 50 bucks on exactly half an hour from now
Anubis169: b33r
Mysticman89: Is this style of multiplayer different than single player and just handing off the controller unprompted?
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Greggleswong: so pure and innocent
BasilBrushOff: Wait, is this just Cabin In The Woods: The Video Game?
circusofkirkus: uh, you need to get certified for that, my dude
SopranoCat: No lessons, no diving
NimrodXIV: those crates are big, for the 6 bottles in them
Sanityis0verrated: sup anubis
Anubis169: hihi Sanity <3
Lord_Hosk: ohhhhh burn
cdutson: jesus.
e_bloc: wut
AranMathai: Wow.
BusTed: Some sibling rivarly.
cdutson: settle down
Rhynerd: Wow.
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW
theneatestburrito: Pulling out the capiche...
antonaqua: Do'nt forget that not saying anything is also a choice
Sanityis0verrated: Ice cold
chris365: He’s an ass
Grevas13: aren't they a little too old for alex to be so bitchy?
Anubis169: he's a medic?
BusTed: Drive that wedge.
JerecoPlays: The mans gaming
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e_bloc: secret alcoholic
Rhynerd: Brad’s gonna die.
frozenphoenix7: "You live. Until I decide to stab you in the back."
simriel: she has cheated on him 17 times already
TehAmelie: wait if Cabin in the Woods was a multiplayer game, someone should get to play Sitterman
circusofkirkus: secrets?
CyberAsp: Did we just immediately lose "innocent"?
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IsThis___Art: seeeekriiiits
TheGoozler: a whole secrets menu?? I am obsessed
TheWooglie: Let's break some glass
SopranoCat: Proposing
BusTed: Is it a marriage proposal.
eric_christian_berg: Propose!
StabsofWar: no shoes, where are the broken things to step on
Ba_Dum_Tish: I want to live brother
Officinalis: Coming out?
Solipsody: Look at that face. Brad's only secret is that he argues with his own sockpuppets on the IMDB forums.
theneatestburrito: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ChiefEngineerMichael: TEETH
Lord_ZYRK: "Should I get a butterfly trampstamp or a tribal armband tattoo?"
flatluigi: teeth
e_bloc: perfect teeth
Greggleswong: nowkiss
AranMathai: Christ, the smiles.
underhill33: The first seal is unlocked
simriel: tat smile!
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheServerMonk: The Iceman cometh!
IanJacek: Iceman!
e_bloc: most awkward bro hug
TehAmelie: Conrad looks like the killer
The__Imperial: immediate bros
CantWearHats: the awkward bro hug
IanJacek: or Animorph!
Vyous: Is that Tucker from Enterprise?
silvalunae: you know i had to do it to 'em?
BusTed: Please make it a QTE
Kramburger: NOW KISS
cdutson: so are these actual actors? or just their likenesses?
cdutson: BRADICAL
BusTed: oh no
e_bloc: holy shit
MadWolf1290: YES
flatluigi: bradical
bananderson_: braaaaaaaaadical
circusofkirkus: bradical
CantWearHats: "bradical" oh honey no
e_bloc: lrrWOW
sarah_o: Oh nooooo
NightValien28: oh my fuck
Diabore: dead, kill him now
theneatestburrito: He's gotta live!
MikeSmith916: That boat is huge! It’s at least 5 feet wider than it should be.
SopranoCat: Okay, yeah, Conrad dies
empyreon: CONRAD NO
BusTed: lie
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay this guy needs to be thrown overboard
Grevas13: "cut of your ship?" kill this man now
TehAmelie: why you lyin
Rhynerd: Serge’s face.
circusofkirkus: n00b
cdutson: oof ouch owie
e_bloc: a lie is just a truth that hasn't matured yet
chris365: Lol
BusTed: blind leading the blind
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Motion to start calling James, Bradical?
flatluigi: fliss alert
frozenphoenix7: "Bradical." "Noob." I hate him already.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Serge thought Ben was his friend
circusofkirkus: uh, you shouldn't be drinking before diving though
Lord_ZYRK: SeaCap'n seabatTROG
TehAmelie: they call me Impatient Fliss
DaMullet14: Is this another one of those games with mocapped actors? Some of these people seem really familiar
TheGoozler: updated your traits to include "wants to drown"
Naarius: Mistakes were made
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam is the captain!
cdutson: she's gonna wreck shop
e_bloc: captain courageous
silvalunae: oh lord you are all dead
Rhynerd: Captain Savidan, no!
bananderson_: so each person controls one character?
SopranoCat: Conrad can't handle lady captain, he dies
e_bloc: Adam immediately capsizes ship
flatluigi: gross
TStodden: Captain Adam is going down on this ship.
MadWolf1290: lol
SopranoCat: YEA
BusTed: get rekt
flatluigi: good
Countjondi: I already knew adam was impatient
Diabore: nice
Juliamon: owned
sir_jack_DB: HA, idiot
cdutson: total adam move
Lord_ZYRK: *boat immediatelly sinks*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Conrad sergeIntoTheSea
silvalunae: Fliss is best character
circusofkirkus: it's probably gonna be short, tbh
korvys: Wait, who's Conrad? Serge?
TheWanderingNomad: So the first chance he gets, Adam's taking off with out everyone else isn't he?
SopranoCat: poor Serge
Diabore: adam is the captain now
Anubis169: nice key-push btw, doing it that fast is super hard
alpha_heals5221: THEYRE ALL DEAD
cdutson: It's acting serge, it's ok
theneatestburrito: Look at me! Adam's the captain now!
DaMullet14: Serge this is a horror movie, everyone is garbage
noisyblizzard: this is going very well already ^^
simriel: *5 minutes later everyone is dead*
EJGRgunner: "I'm a piece of garbage." -Serge, now
TehAmelie: she can handle that boat. like, she made the tires screech and made "just" the jerk fall over
e_bloc: puke and rally cool guy
gibbousm: ah, so Fliss is short for Felicity
Diabore: good place to dump bodies
Anubis169: hasn't got his sea legs yet, poor dude
bananderson_: it's haunted
bananderson_: mega haunted
CantWearHats: this one's spooky
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Btw this game is based on a real world Ghost Story!
thraximore: It's the military boat
Nigouki: "nah, we want the haunted shit"
BasilBrushOff has a nautical-themed pashmina afghan
SopranoCat: In a horror movie? 2000%
Ba_Dum_Tish: So we are going hunting for a shipwreck?
Tempest2097: Fivers?
TheInnsanity: inb4 no actual horror, it's just sharks
Tempest2097: Ah, a B-17 flying Fortress
flatluigi: isn't that an airplane?
circusofkirkus: I hope someone finds fifty cents to bring it full circle
TStodden: Five DIE-vers?
Nigouki: B-29?
CantWearHats: planes, notably not boats
TehAmelie: we've played Real World Manga Ghost Stories on the stream once, long ago. . .
l0gin4me: So everyone is here because of Brad? #BlameJames
Kramburger: Who invited the NERD
cdutson: those eyebrows
Myclept: Fliss stop being a nerd
BusTed: don't be such a narc fliss
e_bloc: bribes
Diabore: they gonna touch stuff
Countjondi: Adam is the responsible one, something's amiss
bananderson_: quick is my middle name baby
CantWearHats: "I'm going to touch so many things down there"
TehAmelie: the captain cant be a narc
frozenphoenix7: All things are gonna be touched.
simriel: touch EVERYTHING
SopranoCat: Of course they won't pick the way that means someone knows where they are and to come help them
Zebunisher: The ghosts.the ghosts are gonna know
I_Am_Clockwork: time to rub our butts on aaaaaall this stuff
AranMathai: They are -all- going to die. Except Adam. Of course.
BusTed: Final. Checks.
sir_jack_DB: Conrad is a fucking dork xD
I_Am_Clockwork: I call my brother my little bro still
I_Am_Clockwork: :p
simriel: ghost plane. it's a ghoast Plane
Myclept: Calling people bro only happens in anime
Dezinkled: I call my brother Bro
Kramburger: "Yes, I can write dialogue for teens"
gibbousm: the models looks off and the dialogue is super cringy
Mysticman89: I think it's mostly fam nowadays?
e_bloc: don't touch anything. . . . here's a way in
CyberAsp: Drop it!
Dezinkled: mostly because it annoys him
Molladia: It's the Kraken!
e_bloc: enhance!
Ba_Dum_Tish: How are we getting these shots?
bananderson_: I thought you were bruh but you were just fam
BasilBrushOff: "how do you do, fellow sibling?"
weff47: wreckage tinder
BusTed: we have a camera
thraximore: t h i c c
silvalunae: dive cam
Nigouki: definitely B-29
TehAmelie: hmm is Fliss really the sort who'd name her boat a pompous Shakespeare reference?
Tempest2097: @weff47 So Regular Tinder is what you're saying
BusTed: a brain genius seabatBRAIN
e_bloc: what
chris365: Ghost child
bananderson_: he invented a really long pole to put his camera on
NightValien28: I want logic in my video games
djalternative: Brad is a Genus
NimrodXIV: LOL
weff47: @Tempest2097 Yes.
BasilBrushOff: a genius with a selfie stick and a go pro
sir_jack_DB: boop the button on its wittle nose
DaMullet14: this IS one of those Mocapped games, the guy who plays Brad was Iceman in the x-men movies
cdutson: BREWSKIE
ancientspark: 2 minutes in, already called out as an incompetent
NimrodXIV: oh man, everyone's going to be dead before this stream is done. :D
circusofkirkus: also, you shouldn't drink before diving :P
a_bullett: guzzling brewskies
cdutson: stop saying brews oh my god
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay so Brad might live
Sanityis0verrated: god dis slang
Officinalis: Shouldn't have drank that SINGLE beer.
BlackIsis: Is he in his 30s?
TehAmelie: i mean, would anyone go to the bother of modeling and animating characters this photorealistic "by hand"?
bananderson_: ghost
Sanityis0verrated: so old
simriel: 1 beer, so much guzzling
a_bullett: he did say A brewskie, like one
BasilBrushOff: brewskis are bad, mmmmkay
BlackIsis: These people seem much younger.
TStodden: Hi-C's? who drinks that stuff nowadays?
e_bloc: shouldn't have had that 24% ABV beer
Solipsody: Is Brad going to be the last one alive by being sick bellow deck the whole time?
DaMullet14: BasilBrushOff that's my favourite episode of Buffy
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: the future?!?
Solipsody: I guess not.
Pteraspidomorphi: Why are there premonitions in this
cdutson: sage advice
silvalunae: I love fonts
Kramburger: Throw it overboard
e_bloc: happy birthday Adam
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StabsofWar: oh man its like playing Shenmue
TehAmelie: Felcite? is that a name?
bowsin_durrows: It's just a possible future, you don't have to get out of bed.
BusTed: I believe it's French?
DaMullet14: TehAmelie I can see why she goes by 'Fliss'
Pteraspidomorphi: TehAmelie: It is a name
Mysticman89: diver "nubmer"?
thraximore: read the diving rules?
Solipsody: She was sanctioned bt the Dive Masater Federtion?
Lord_ZYRK: Nature's pocket, duh Kappa
cdutson: just breathe normal. that's the lesson
CantWearHats: she's RIGHT THERE
flatluigi: SHE'S STILL THERE
NightValien28: the captain is killing everyone, calling it now
Izandai: what the shit
CyberAsp: If she pulls anything, it's her boat. She can put you in the sea.
cdutson: international waters
frozenphoenix7: "My dad's lawyers" I hate so many people here.
Kramburger: Divving Liscence - Totally Legit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Julia is the first to die. got it
frozenphoenix7: All these people suck.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I can drive off and leave you in the sea sergeIntoTheSea
Lord_Hosk: Oh they are getting off the boat... once... once
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't worry, Adam will deal with them
chris365: They are yelling!
Solipsody: You know what's an awesome idea? Threatening to sue the person who decides whether or not you drown.
TStodden: Who needs laws on the high seas?
circusofkirkus: fight fight fight!
e_bloc: on this particular planet
cdutson: what do you mean YOU PEOPLE
Diabore: you people?
djalternative: uh oh. she said you people.
Kramburger: You.... PEOPLE
simriel: What do YOU mean You People
EJGRgunner: I was 2 feet away! YOU SAW ME DOING IT
bananderson_: nailed it
BusTed: gottem
e_bloc: but also awesome
TehAmelie: hey, they AREN'T wearing pants
JerecoPlays: Ahh the Harbinger.
Kramburger: FIGHT
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man can Fliss just pile drive all these people
CyberAsp: She can drive away while you're diving
BasilBrushOff: i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door
flatluigi: she _can_ stop them, though?
ancientspark: Screw the rules, I have money!
Lord_Hosk: You can LITERALLY+ stop them...
e_bloc: she should just drive off
TehAmelie: pretty sure she could
Doctor_Pockets: I feel like she could 100% stop them
flatluigi: just like start the boat back up
e_bloc: look directly at the sun!
Earthenone: look at the sun~
e_bloc: ^
frozenphoenix7: As opposed to last time, where I liked some number of them, I think Adam going ham might be correct on this one <_<
CyberAsp: Wow, these weren't taken care of.
Diabore: looks like waater
simriel: there is just a guy waving at you
Lord_ZYRK: It's a dolphin with a knife WutFace
Solipsody: So, she's putting up with them for the money, but this isn't about the money.
gibbousm: this is not as spoopy as I expected
silvalunae: ooof this is hard to watch ; ; conflict is scary
Ba_Dum_Tish: The jump scares will come
Vyous: Quantum ghost ship
TehAmelie: don't put your binoculars in direct sunlight, that's the rule right
silvalunae: totally
Officinalis: TOTALLY reused
asddsa28: not a thing
Lord_Hosk: state of the art... in 1965
Ba_Dum_Tish: That explains none of how to use this
I_Am_Clockwork: Ah Re-breather! I get it now!
flatluigi: gross
CantWearHats: WOAH
e_bloc: you know it!
kittymagic1981: For sure. Totally reused
EJGRgunner: Cori. Such a horn dog.
Dr_fragenstien: chekov's knife
e_bloc: cori is thirsty
silvalunae: boom stick
GDwarf: I mean, a rebreather is an actual thing, and that's roughly how it works, it's a CO2 filter that lets you re-use exhaled air
Pteraspidomorphi: Well how else do you see the ghosts
Rhynerd: Welcome to “THEY’RE RIGHT THERE!” the game.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think this was written with a larger boat in mind
Toxxick: which is pretty damn cool
e_bloc: yeah dating simulator
circusofkirkus: the knife actually makes sense, it's a dive tool
CantWearHats: uhhhhhhh
flatluigi: GROSS
flatluigi: GROSS!
frozenphoenix7: GROSS
DaMullet14: GDwarf I thought rebreathers were made up by George Lucas for episode 1
Tempest2097: SEX TAAAALK
MadWolf1290: UM
Styxseus: O . o
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
The__Imperial: oooooooook.
StabsofWar: YO
silvalunae: erm
NightValien28: the actual ass
Dr_fragenstien: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
SopranoCat: okay, so I'm not good at fliritng but even I could do better
Ragnarakk: a w k w a r d pan
IsThis___Art: !sir
djalternative: no. a knife is a very sensible thing to take. You don't want to get to get tangled in something and not be able to get out.
The__Imperial: im cringing so hard i have to keep watching
TehAmelie: the camera felt awkward watching them
Vyous: That's not how you get in the water for a dive!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good old its so bad its good again
NimrodXIV: dun dun
BusTed: 🦈
NightValien28: sharks are harmless
silvalunae: connie and brad have bunk beds, alex and his gf get the sweet in the back, and fliss was that one room we couldn't get into
Diabore: shark bait who haha
frozenphoenix7: Punch it in the schnozz
matufin0: well we could have used that bang stick
kittymagic1981: fakey shark doo doo doo doo
StabsofWar: woulnt be a boat dive without a shark
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeLurk
I_Am_Clockwork: well, it's a good thing we didn't take the bang stick? eh?
Kramburger: You're on the RADIO, SHE CAN HEAR YOU
Makimachine: Baby Shark du du du du
Officinalis: That plane shape
electroswagnetism: "I mean, we ARE going to ransack the plane, but she doesn't need to be a jerk about it"
Fugi: this has to be like 100ft down
LaconicLad: can the people on the boat hear them?
Lord_Hosk: ITS A... you know what...
Dezinkled: yeah the boat should hear the comms too
Ba_Dum_Tish: Have you never been on a plane Julia?
Earthenone: leavev them here!
The__Imperial: buckle up kiddos
CantWearHats: adam just drives off and leaves them underwater
Earthenone: its your boat
StabsofWar: Adam's time to shine
AranMathai: And this is why we never get in the ocean, children. Just jump down the food chain.
BusTed: Plant those murder seeds.
I_Am_Clockwork: time to pirouette for hours
Solipsody: Sink the boat! Kill everyone!
ANeMzero: Time to just leave with them underwater.
cdutson: serge why are you such a creepo in this game
CantWearHats: "frosty amber liquid" WHO WROTE THIS
TehAmelie: Conrad has shark eyes. that's not just me seeing that right
NimrodXIV: shot. down.
ancientspark: Can we kill Conrad?
Officinalis: Sowing the seeds of discord
circusofkirkus: this is a boat, not a ship!
Dr_fragenstien: if you want them to get killed, you need to drink and sex, it's horror 101
frozenphoenix7: Only after Serge gets at least on eturn @ancientspark
AranMathai: Oh my god -_-
Sanityis0verrated: what Adam isn't going to get drunk
Kaszoski: Hmm, punch face
Kramburger: He's big noting you
Ba_Dum_Tish: <cat.jpeg> I should buy a boat
DoctorHutch: No, also no.
Earthenone: adams school of improv, Always Be Blocking
TehAmelie: *does boat stuff*
Diabore: shut the fuck dwon
Kramburger: Duke, duke, duke, Duke of Milan, Milan, Milan
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, the old Truthceitful
TehAmelie: guarded and corageous and honest and deceitful. . .
Rockario: What's worse, constant 'no' or just hitting 'em with the ellipses?
Kaszoski: SPOOOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Adam and James might be what saves this experience for me
JustNotAFox: that music
Ba_Dum_Tish: Uh how did Conrads side get so wet?
Diabore: yup.... still water
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe she sees a shark fin?
SopranoCat: @LoadingReadyRun Okay, team goal: Kill at least one person before I come back from dinner
LaconicLad: sky shark!
Dr_fragenstien: "Are you going to punch me with your right?" Adam: *NO! NO! NO!*
space_turbulence: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:50.
Kaszoski: Nah just the left
Lord_ZYRK: Go take a nap
IsThis___Art: was that mouse arrow part of the video?
Earthenone: what about the premonition of him getting out of bed
Dr_fragenstien: TTours TTours TTours
SquareDotCube: So a kayak?
cdutson: can we all just.. call it alcohol?
Lord_Hosk: thats not an answer
cdutson: it feels like they're using bad alternative terms to get around a rating issue
BluTGI: HI chat! *opens beer* What did i miss?
BusTed: emphasis on *you*
djalternative: who writes it WW2?
cdutson: @BluTGI you mean BREWSLIE
cdutson: BREWSKIE*
BlackIsis: No, you guessed *well*.
kittymagic1981: why all the slang? it's beer guys.
IsThis___Art: @blutgi zambies? or something similar.
chris365: Nerd
Scy_Anide: Its a Let's Nope. Gotta call it the booooooooze.
aldruon: is this therapy simulator?
RvLeshrac: Wow what is this 3D modelling?
RvLeshrac: That was some freakish animation.
TehAmelie: your pose when you control the character is so weird compared to every cutscene
space_turbulence: Can anyone tell me what i missed?
RvLeshrac: I never want to see that man talk again.
BluTGI: And now it's time to file you're taxes, get out your calculator kids!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the rich difficult to obtain lore
DaMullet14: Why are we even reading this? It's your boat, you already know this
BusTed: Doop.
Lord_ZYRK: Paying loans in 2019 seabatYIKES
Sanityis0verrated: Fair
Alrawn: Was that banks name actually "Reputable Bank"?
BluTGI: *presses button* *presses button again*
DaMullet14: Is it just me or is the belowdecks of this boat WAY bigger on the inside than the outside
electroswagnetism: Yeah that button is getting hella pressed
AranMathai: But Adam, what if you need to keep them alive to pay off the loan?
bowsin_durrows: That 'someone' ends up being you.
silvalunae: I'd hit that button so hard
IsThis___Art: conwad?
Sanityis0verrated: but do you get paid if they don't come back
BlackIsis: Bob?
Ba_Dum_Tish: You can pay off your loans BUT *Slams button*
kittymagic1981: short shrivled and to the left
TehAmelie: a bank of ill repute would totally call itself Reputable Bank
BusTed: for realsies
BluTGI: Boat Maitnenece Simulator. Has that been made yet?
Solipsody: Yep. Best part of being rich.
ancientspark: Stick up the butt intensifying
Pteraspidomorphi: She's probably on tripadvisor
DolGrenn: Can't leave a Yelp review if you're dead
TehAmelie: there has been some variety of sailing simulators
Earthenone: ghost boat!
djalternative: it's a rival dive crew!
Lord_ZYRK: Pirates? seabatTROG
kerbalized_: the police!
thraximore: PIRATES
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's coming right for us
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Officinalis: I played the first Uncharted. Those are pirates.
Lord_Hosk: Why is she doing boat maintenance WHILE AT SEA, on a charter?
DaMullet14: Ghost Police
JustNotAFox: boat PogChamp
theneatestburrito: Pirate police!
Rynehawk: its the popo! Cheese it!
BusTed: Ghost pirates, or pirate ghosts?
Dr_fragenstien: uh oh, it's the popo!
BlackIsis: They've got to obey the ghost pirate rules!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: It's Beej and Adam on an amphibious crown vic
simriel: it's a Boast Goat instead
circusofkirkus: wat
Brok3nGol3m: definitely pirates
NightValien28: she better have a gun
TehAmelie: now if the game morphed into Sea of Thieves it would be great
djalternative: it's pirates
Ba_Dum_Tish: We might be about to be shot
Diabore: oh adams dead
kerbalized_: wuht
Lord_ZYRK: Something stupid,like "WHAT UP, COCKSUCKERS?!"
kittymagic1981: There goes the dive line
NightValien28: omg
blip2004: DIE
underhill33: what a dick
BusTed: what an asshole
AranMathai: Oh Jesus wept.
gibbousm: dick
cdutson: do you have to... flick it at em?
BluTGI: Conrad. *SMH*
ancientspark: So I repeat, can we kill Conrad?
NimrodXIV: diiiick
CantWearHats: he's just throwing that money into the water
Kramburger: Serge is going to die first
cdutson: he 100% deserves it
Ba_Dum_Tish: Okay this guy is soooooo dead
asddsa28: f to pay repects
Lord_ZYRK: I'm amazed he can even stand without a brain
cdutson: no respects to be given.
Sanityis0verrated: please die
Rockario: Ah, good, they just *told* us that they're stupid rich people
chris365: Yo die first
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i feel so bad for Serge, having to play that
Diabore: so serge might not have to come back next week
chickenace11: I hate this guy and everything he "stands" for
djalternative: so, 3 of you are super dead right now
Officinalis: I was like...he's a bit of a dick, but not really awful...but nope. He's the literal worst.
FinalShowFilms: "You just threw the water directly into the sea" huh
kittymagic1981: douchebaggery get you dead
silvalunae: i refuse to pay respects to that guy
circusofkirkus: oh no, underwater levels are the worst
TehAmelie: i want to say this was a Flying Fortress
Lord_Hosk: Welp, its a grave site time to leave
flatluigi: @FinalShowFilms money into the water, he misspoke
korvys: Underwater Charisma
Officinalis: Did he have a hole in his skull?
IsThis___Art: LUL
Nigouki: he got a bullet hole in the skull
SoldieroFortune: Superfortress, more likely
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time to make bad decisions benginTraitor
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! <3 KonCha
SoldieroFortune: Flying fortress has the cockpit above the nose
I_Am_Clockwork: @Officinalis we all have several
FinalShowFilms: Yes I know what he meant @flatluigi - It was just funny
Solipsody: See, when you hire a skeleton pilot, you're gonna crash into the sea. That's just a fact.
I_Am_Clockwork: eye holes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bad? or great?
I_Am_Clockwork: mouth
TehAmelie: huh
CyberAsp: Oh wow that's sharp
GenericHerooo: !uptime
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Kramburger: If my name was Conrad, I would NOT let people call me Connie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god the tetnus is real
silvalunae: well done
space_turbulence: What a surprise, the rich white kid didnt listen to the woman of color
kerbalized_: that i s100% how diivers drown
chickenace11: oh so kevin is here
Rhynerd: @solipsody so, if I hired a Skeleton pilot to tale me from Orlando to chicago...
BusTed: The bends!
Dr_fragenstien: going to have the vapors
Lord_Hosk: Im so mad
Sanityis0verrated: ooo yellow border
Solipsody: @Rhynerd They're real bad at navigation.
kittymagic1981: decompress.
Diabore: brad gets to take a shit and ben dies, seems fair
electroswagnetism: Lower case bold
bowsin_durrows: And very slightly compassionate.
korvys: Oh, I thought that said Shelfish
ANeMzero: once in a while you're capable of being bold
JerecoPlays: I am Italics thank you very much
simriel: Selfish and Generous? what
BusTed: do it you coward
circusofkirkus: you never do this while diving
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I've lplayed enough Ocean Hunterto know where this is going
e_bloc: don't be such a gonad
BusTed: 'don't be such a gonad'
IsThis___Art: OH JEEZ
theneatestburrito: wryyyyy
RvLeshrac: "Don't be such a gonad"
DaMullet14: "Don't be such a gonad"?
BasilBrushOff: "don't be such a gonad"
Dr_fragenstien: you are 100% going to die
silvalunae: i wouldn't be so sure
BluTGI: Famous last words
frozenphoenix7: You're so dead Ben.
djalternative: they absolutely will kill you 10 minutes in.
chickenace11: narrator's voice but they would
dylan16807: you really really don't want to get water into a rebreather
NightValien28: holy shit she is dumb
Solipsody: There definitely won't be anything else to steal. Only the thing in this weird narrow pipe.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: salt water in your eyes isnt actually that bad
circusofkirkus: this goes against all diving protocols
CantWearHats: "I immediately regret this decision!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
The__Imperial: on a scale of 1 to worst idea ever....
Nigouki: who called tentacles? we got tentacles!
thraximore: Pretty
silvalunae: it's just a little bab
theneatestburrito: BOLD
Tempest2097: Salt water in your eyes is actually REALLY painful
kittymagic1981: this is not safe.
gibbousm: I've seen enough anime to know where this is headed
TehAmelie: that octopus has seen the anime and is tired of it
asddsa28: nope
Officinalis: RIP
asddsa28: im out
Ragnarakk: this lady is a fucking cucumber
Diabore: bad, very very bad
cdutson: wait that;s not how water works
blip2004: aren't they on a bomber?
BusTed: wp
Sanityis0verrated: good bf
Ba_Dum_Tish: How did you fall out of a pipe underwater?
EJGRgunner: How did she get the water out of the mask?
Juliamon: Doesn't Work That Way...
simriel: @tempest2097 Tell me about it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH but yeah, now that mask would SUCK
ancientspark: Uuuuuuuuh
BluTGI: @Ba_Dum_Tish It's probably just a mario level!
OksanaSean: Tako-Yaki!!!
Sarcastic_comma: that not how any of this works XD
The__Imperial: worth.
kittymagic1981: PHYSICS
Tempest2097: Ooh flight plan
cdutson: this paper that is somehow _totally fine_
Solipsody: Wax pencil?
DoctorHutch: why would you try to read this while underwater still
djalternative: oh wow. that makes this super illegal now.
Tempest2097: Yeah you're breaking maritime law
chickenace11: you mean like me shipping them Kappa
Tempest2097: And Maritime law ain't fuck around
thraximore: you are selfish now though
Rockario: I bet wax pencil or oil-based marker would need to be rubbed off
Tempest2097: At least for some stuff
circusofkirkus: "don't touch anything" proceeds to touch everything
DaMullet14: that bullet is on the /INSIDE/ of the hull
CantWearHats: *gasp* this plane was murdered!
Lord_ZYRK: That must be why it sunk Kappa
Solipsody: That must be the repository I've been hearing about.
Kramburger: "This crashed plane might have been shot down!"
e_bloc: starts fucking flying the plane
TehAmelie: "okay, touch one thing and stick with it"
Countjondi: does she have a crush on her bae's bro?
BluTGI: The plane to hold life boats!?
electroswagnetism: @DaMullet14 Probably punched through one side and got stuck on the exit, but it's should probably be more deformed
EJGRgunner: Hey guys, you remember your 20s, when you'd fly halfway across the country to go scuba diving in WWII wrecks?
djalternative: I'm betting they'll kill you for fucking around and running out of oxygen
Officinalis: Baton=Bangstick
Tempest2097: Ohh those are remains
Kramburger: You don't need a baton, there's no marching bands underwater
e_bloc: what face
BusTed: Yoink.
Lord_Hosk: The plane is full of life boats... too bad they didnt use one
BluTGI: face stuff
Tempest2097: This is SUPER illegal
chickenace11: poor serge
aWabbajack: oooh piece of candy!
CyberAsp: Haunted!
Tempest2097: So illegal
e_bloc: Cheer50 hey 50 bits!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep respecting the dead
Lord_Hosk: This is really really bad Tempest2097
StabsofWar: whats the text on his body, Mihth?
Tempest2097: AND they're documenting evidence
EJGRgunner: Can we make Serge a permanent part of Lets Nope?
djalternative: you are NOT teens
TehAmelie: and immoral. if only someone had told us about those things
Erudite_Cynic: yall are haunted af now
circusofkirkus: I hate this too, Serge, but for all of the terrible terrible SCUBA diving safety violations they've done so far
EJGRgunner: He's the only one actually scared and it's GREAT
Tempest2097: Yikes.
I_Am_Clockwork: They had time to pull out a locket of thier girlfriend as they were going down
Lord_ZYRK: Submersed pirouettes seabatTROG
OksanaSean: Oh it’s mnemonic betrayal.
CantWearHats: as long as you put it back it's fine, right? totally cool and legal
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you guys are so great, creating your own incriminating evidence. You must love the local DA
flatluigi: oops
Kaszoski: Yeah that was going to happen
Brok3nGol3m: "hey, i'm poopin' in here!"
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW ciraSwear
Kramburger: How's this game's Dark Souls shuffle?
BasilBrushOff: I'd guess that simultaneously being "on a plane" and "underwater" was a pretty good clue that I was a goner.
Dr_fragenstien: strictly better
NimrodXIV: no way that gun works
aWabbajack: It's a Moray!
BusTed: eel'd!
electroswagnetism: ah yes, damp as hell 1911
BluTGI: Why was the pilot trying to murder his co-pilots?
Lord_ZYRK: Serge can see the future WutFace
mac___tonight: we got beaned
StabsofWar: SPOOP
ANeMzero: Super Medanio 64
AranMathai: That got me.
Grevas13: oh serge. sweet adorable serge
DoctorHutch: That's A Moray!
Rhynerd: Arrived late, but Serge called it.
BasilBrushOff: !SergeSpoops
EJGRgunner: How much would you have to pay Serge to show up every Let's Nope as the designated scaredy cat?
DaMullet14: is "Protagonist in a horror movie" on that list?
Lord_ZYRK: *click* Neat!
gibbousm: SHARKS!
Kaszoski: Doo doo doo da doo
cdutson: STEP TO US
Lord_ZYRK: The shark just wanted to read that
e_bloc: what
ANeMzero: Come at me bro
Taveena: 1v1 ME KEVIN
chickenace11: Kevin!
BluTGI: Shark was the protagonist this entire time!
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TheExactSame: Cool J you are not
CantWearHats: Julia can and WILL punch a shark
BasilBrushOff: FITE ME
circusofkirkus: god dammit
BluTGI: #Team-Shark
DarthRagnar815: gabySlay gabyBoo
lifecharacter: He's so dead.
CantWearHats: get eaten mid proposal, come on do it
electroswagnetism: Julia will fight you anywhere! She'll fight you on the moon!
gibbousm: so much Cringe
Rhynerd: Heck yeah Julia will punch anything she’ll punch the shark.
Officinalis: DROP THAT RING!
BusTed: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
GenericHerooo: XD
ANeMzero: one will die now
underhill33: HAHAHAHA
NightValien28: OMG
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shark shark shark shark
BasilBrushOff: LUL LUL LUL
IsThis___Art: i'll eat you shark!
AranMathai: Please, please please please please let a shark attack.
Erudite_Cynic: AYYYY
aWabbajack: doogYike doogYike doogYike
NightValien28: please kill them all
bowsin_durrows: Absolutely dead.
chickenace11: kill them all for there stupidity
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeLurk guyjudgeLurk guyjudgeLurk
kittymagic1981: We totally destroyed the wreck site. Its all good
frozenphoenix7: These guys SUCK
GenericHerooo: WTF???
gibbousm: DIES
Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatYIKES
Sanityis0verrated: red flag
Lord_ZYRK: "No" *pulls out her hoses*
blackwlf: "Nope! *yanks out respirator*"
CantWearHats: shark shark shark shark
e_bloc: no
chickenace11: no
Sanityis0verrated: bye ben, bye james
Diabore: still almost died
Kaszoski: Deus Ex Shark
BluTGI: Dunnnah
electroswagnetism: Say nothing!
BasilBrushOff: NOW KISS
silvalunae: oh lord
BluTGI: Dunnnnnnnnah
Lord_ZYRK: blackwlf got there lrrGOAT
e_bloc: marry the shit out of me
NightValien28: NO IT IS NOT
gibbousm: Death Flag Raised
frozenphoenix7: These people suck
Solipsody: You just sealed Alex's death warrant.
Kaszoski: Shark now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bite off the finger
TehAmelie: when the fish hits your snout and spoops all come out that's a moray
DrWreckage: This game fucking blows
BluTGI: Dunnnnnnnnnnah
cdutson: nothing is more arousing than grave-robbing
Nigouki: "so kids it's been 20 years since i proposed to your mother while looting a wargrave"
CantWearHats: luckily the shark is a licensed minister
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie FBChallenge
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is usually where things go to crap
circusofkirkus: well, at least that was their safety stop
cdutson: ah well goodbye BRAD
TheAinMAP: Aren't you supposed to remove shiny jewelry before going diving?
underhill33: Oh shit
BusTed: lrrCOW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how's that for decompressing
electroswagnetism: Well, I guess not
chickenace11: you deserve it Serge
Dr_fragenstien: the bends are no joke
BusTed: Remember the picture!
TStodden: I thought those flares were safe
e_bloc: yeah your brother sucks anyway
circusofkirkus: don't want to get the bends
Brok3nGol3m: the bends suck
theneatestburrito: Remember the premonition!
TStodden: Who keeps fireworks on a boat?
Kaszoski: F for Serge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've never gone scuba diving, the bends sounds terrifying
GDwarf: Yeah, the bends is nothing to take lightly
chickenace11: liar
NimrodXIV: wat
BluTGI: No more grilling on the boat!
CantWearHats: there were SEVERAL explosions...
GenericHerooo: Huh?
NightValien28: not decompressing might have been that painting with the heart attack
Solipsody: "I blew up a little bit. It's cool."
AranMathai: The real question: How has Fliss not killed him?
Lord_Hosk: I threw money in the water... its all fine
Lord_ZYRK: Grillin and chillin CoolCat
EJGRgunner: Yah, Serge! What is wrong with you?
Toxxick: Ok, so I dont know ANYTHING about Maritime law, are all wrecks considered trespassing? Or is there some sort of "public domain" to wrecks after X amount of time?
e_bloc: why are you paying the ocean????
Rockario: I'm fucking mad at this game now
CantWearHats: we found true love, and a shark
Brok3nGol3m: shark, shark, shark
cdutson: DUDE BRO
Dix: dudebro
DaMullet14: "We stole that ring from the dead!"
ANeMzero: I got married to a shark!
cdutson: Where is kevin the shark. he will save us
djalternative: dudebrobrodude
aWabbajack: the T-1000
aWabbajack: meets David Bowie
ghostvalv: the end
frozenphoenix7: Poor Serge.
CyberAsp: Good shark adventure, everyone
RvLeshrac: Toxxick: It is... very complicated.
BasilBrushOff: and they all lived happily ever after
Lord_Hosk: Im so mad
ancientspark: This guy: "Wow, your characters are douches, I'm sorry"
TehAmelie: and then they all went to jail and died
CantWearHats: "they all suck, don't they"
Comeback323: holy shit this reminds me of rocky horrow
BluTGI: And they got married, only to die by shark at the honey-moon.
Kaszoski: Intrepid
BusTed: I see what you did there.
BasilBrushOff: booooo
Comeback323: except he has a neck
cdutson: this guy's got a _real_ loose neck
e_bloc: bold?
djalternative: dudebrobrodudedudebrobrodude
Solipsody: Forthright?
Sanityis0verrated: definitely the second
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
Grevas13: "charms"
CantWearHats: conrad's """"""charms""""""
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Those were nautical puns, in case you can't... fathom it.
cdutson: conrad will wear them down
Kramburger: Adam's character? Stubborn? NEVER
BasilBrushOff: EJGRgunner sergeJustRight
jorian57: Robert Patrick is back
Dr_fragenstien: positive affirmation is always a plus
CyberAsp: Until they need that knife.
thraximore: Time to mess it aall up
chickenace11: @EJGRgunner booooo
mac___tonight: that was quite ominous mr lovecraft
TehAmelie: aren't they such nuanced characters? i am not the writer's mouthpiece
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks, dude who i wish was played by the late David Bowie
BluTGI: This is the straaangest game of Mario Party.
Grevas13: "I"m buying if you're selling" might just be the worst pickup line ever
djalternative: the ring was up his butt!!!!!
Rhynerd: So, his ass?
DaMullet14: Is this game by the same devs as the mountain camping weekend game they played a while ago?
electroswagnetism: There's not a lot of boat here
cdutson: these people are.. .. not great friends
GenericHerooo: @DaMullet14 Yup
Rhynerd: @damullet14 yep.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I left our stolen contraband downstairs
e_bloc: rekt
circusofkirkus: it's 2019, bruh
CantWearHats: OOF
underhill33: yikes
F1SHOR: she should have told him to take her name
Rynehawk: Diamond
NightValien28: wtf
AgentMagicMaster: BOOOOO
BluTGI: First fight!
e_bloc: well now I am
Diabore: man fuck you alex
Kaszoski: Boo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: c'mon does EVERYONE have to suck?
TehAmelie: who would willingly take the name Smith?
Dix: bruh
RobotInProgress: <>_<> kick him off the boat
Sarcastic_comma: bruh.mp3
chickenace11: why do I hate everybody in this game right now
aWabbajack: octoOOF octoOOF feliciaOoh
NarishmaReborn: name changes are a pain
NimrodXIV: wow, these two are off to a great start
BusTed: GIve 'em the dots.
MinniChii: I mean, I kept my last name when I married my husband. Also 2 of my 3 children have my last name (husband made a bet for the youngest child, I won)
BluTGI: Said by a rich person!
gibbousm: so many Death Flags
Dix: b r u h
chickenace11: until one of you die
Paranundrox: haha nice @minnichii
JustNotAFox: the whole like hour of it that's left
simriel: @chickenace11 Cause they are garbage
flatluigi: did stream die
RobotInProgress: rolling... like their heads!
Rhynerd: “It was very short, and violent.”
frozenphoenix7: Brad doesn't suck yet. I'm not hopeful.
NightValien28: flatluigi stream still going
Solipsody: Brad probably sucks when he's not too busy hurling.
CantWearHats: what do you mean "where did they go" you're ON A BOAT
Dix: brad?
Dr_fragenstien: they bonin'
BluTGI: Young Millenial love and Violating war graves.
RvLeshrac: There's clearly a gas leak below deck, and everyone is passed out
circusofkirkus: bleh
Kaszoski: Walking down the stairs is a distraction
Diabore: throw that man overboard
electroswagnetism: lrrHorn
Professor_Rakor: is this until dawn but with fish?
The__Imperial: can't change what you are dibzShrug
EJGRgunner: "I AM a horny fifth-grader, thank you." -Serge
Kramburger: Yeah Serge, but what about your character?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Throw him into the sea
korvys: Where the magic happens? It's Brad's room - But it's Magic the Gathering
AranMathai: This does kind of illustrate that even terrible people are still human. Except Conrad.
Officinalis: SpeedRun murdering Conrad
Ba_Dum_Tish: sergeIntoTheSea
Solipsody: He has a beer-sense!
BasilBrushOff: sergeIntoTheSea
Lord_Hosk: warm beer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: You could have him learn to swim
Toxxick: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
Rhynerd: Conrad has been held back in the Fifth grade for years.
RvLeshrac: What if you can make him the same person, or a worse person
OksanaSean: Adam hasn’t killed any characters yet?!?
chickenace11: sacrifice Serge to the great sea god KEvin
chris365: sergeIntoTheSea
Lord_Hosk: that beer has been in a cabinet all day
BusTed: Like Conrad
Kramburger: Look at all these friends hanging out, and Conrad's here too!
e_bloc: but first, let me take a selfie
Ba_Dum_Tish: The Pad you left there because you DIDN'T STEAL from a war grave
chris365: @lord_hosk you don’t like warm beer?
Rhynerd: @oksanasean still in the calm before the storm.
CantWearHats: bro
ninja_theory_ashrams: I still have not decided which Ashmore twin Conrad is, and again I refuse to look it up
JerecoPlays: Bro
BasilBrushOff: "waterproof 30m" *takes it to the bottom of the ocean*
Paranundrox: bro
electroswagnetism: Bro
Paranundrox: bro bro
djalternative: incriminating evidence, incriminating evidence, incriminating evidence... and a picture of the young couple.
BluTGI: Our Vacation Shots: Here I am with the plane! here I am with Floyd, a dead pilot.
RvLeshrac: "Brover the top" is pretty good.
Juliamon: ninja_theory_ashrams He was credited in the opening.
flatluigi: brover the top
Dr_fragenstien: bro
e_bloc: bro
The__Imperial: broski?
BasilBrushOff: bro
Rhynerd: Bro
IsThis___Art: bro
electroswagnetism: bro
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sis
IsThis___Art: gobro
Earthenone: attention span of a gnat
djalternative: Brolysapha
simriel: Brah
NarishmaReborn: everyone kepps getting distracted
BasilBrushOff: all of these people are so easily distracted
The__Imperial: eyy
Diabore: there it is
AranMathai: Eugh.
circusofkirkus: quality writing
Sarcastic_comma: WHO WROTE THIS SHIT
Dix: what is this writing?
EJGRgunner: FailFish
BlackIsis: shut down
Dr_fragenstien: cooties starNood
Tritotamar: Who talks like this?
Earthenone: QTE sex scene?
simriel: white guy. white guy wrote this
Rynehawk: s...sss......smooth?
Toxxick: This is perfect horror writing
Paranundrox: was this written by a horny neural net?
cdutson: okay so this game is basically a higher-res version of those 'stories' apps that get pitched at me with in-game ads. right?
BluTGI: Premiums!
BrowneePoints: Beer isn't supposed to be cold
Paranundrox: @toxxick the horror IS the writing
chickenace11: @EJGRgunner I'd rather listen to 200 of your puns then this game
DaMullet14: Manchurian Gold is a brand of cigarettes
korvys: The weather thing that Alex turned off said Rain tomorrow
chris365: @cantwearhats @dix someone called Jason GRAVES, yes the caps is appropriate
frozenphoenix7: Jesus these people are so stupid.
Officinalis: Weather was NOT supposed to stay steady on the forecast.
Rockario: Calling it, the crates were cursed Manchurian Gold
djalternative: that would be hilarious. just crates and crates of cigarettes!
Diabore: what happened to "dont touch shit?"
Lord_Hosk: how did they have that precise of coordinates?
The__Imperial: throw her overboard
BusTed: nah, man, that ain't me
Nigouki: but you've already offended the ghosts!
Sanityis0verrated: it is 100% you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Spokesman Dave "That ain't me"
Nigouki: haha
CyberAsp: Oh she knows she's in a horror game
codypsizzle: "here we go"
simriel: Please tell me she isn't gonna be the one... oh
Earthenone: thos boat is full of ghosts
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fliss sounds like the crone claiming you are about to die
TheAinMAP: Sea lrrSPOOP
mac___tonight: weeeeeeeet blankeeeet
EJGRgunner: These ghost stories are only for profit
BluTGI: Is there such a thing as a "fun" ghost story?
codypsizzle: reverse card
NimrodXIV: UGH
cdutson: hard left turn
Rhynerd: Wow, Alex.
Diabore: fuck you alex you were one of the ones down there!
Dr_fragenstien: oh boy, the superstitious native trope. Nice one
djalternative: It's like *turns to camera* A GHOST YOU BRING TO THE SURFACE!!!
simriel: She's a Magic Black Woman... why...
BasilBrushOff: let me just hold this torch under my chin
CantWearHats: bro
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fliss is the common sense talker so either she dies horribly or is the main character
BusTed: sure.
codypsizzle: @BluTGI Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark?
electroswagnetism: breh
frozenphoenix7: I hate everyone on this boat so much.
chickenace11: can't be more messed up then this game
Rynehawk: BRAH
circusofkirkus: this story is true
BasilBrushOff: bruh
StabsofWar: of course it did
cdutson: already spooped
thebluecosmonaut: "atoll" this nerd
Rockario: And the captain's like, "Do none of you care about what I *just* said"
Cbondsii: why did they give her a horse mouth?
BasilBrushOff: and then this one time, at band camp
Solipsody: "Once upon a time, a nerd named Brad killed four other people on a boat because they kept condesending to him."
electroswagnetism: it's ress-pit
Eklinaar: Skymall?
BluTGI: Go waves!
Tempest2097: I am fucking OUT
Tempest2097: In flight Magazines are spooky as fuck
BlackIsis: Poor Serge
Lord_ZYRK: Solipsody LUL
BusTed: I think that's from the Aquaman movie.
cdutson: good god conrad can you just not
BasilBrushOff: hush, whiskers
NarishmaReborn: i hope serge never gets a turn at this point
BluTGI: Hysterical Woman!? I thought this was 2019?
BusTed: Foreshadowing.
e_bloc: "do people even use axes anymore"
e_bloc: what are you saying
JustNotAFox: confirmed he's gonna die to an axe
simriel: yes. they are super handy. I personally own an axe
Paranundrox: do people even use meathooks anymore:P
StabsofWar: so true you change the weapon
RobotInProgress: we are so finding an axe
BluTGI: < axe owner.
electroswagnetism: And then a skeleton popped out
antonaqua: Scariest story ever
StabsofWar: oh, she points that out
Kramburger: Turns out it was the blair witch
questions_sleep: I mean everyone owns a meat hook
CantWearHats: that's not....ooof
cdutson: yeah no bro
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's not how that works
ninja_theory_ashrams: getting heckled in the middle of a story
Paranundrox: 🤔
NimrodXIV: it's not legal yet dude
Rhynerd: Backsies exist in marriage.
DolGrenn: No takesies-backsies!
antonaqua: Sends more shivers down my spine than spooky scary skeletons
StabsofWar: it was him!
EJGRgunner: an eel?
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
StabsofWar: called it
simriel: a butt
Paranundrox: *gasp*
Vyous: Jim was the demons!
Dix: bruh
circusofkirkus: bruh
codypsizzle: They're the ghosts LOL
e_bloc: that story sucked
GDwarf: How'd he summon lightning?
simriel: did he just go full Bilbo
Lord_Hosk: LOL
BusTed: csb
BasilBrushOff: "squire"
flatluigi: squire
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jump square
BluTGI: Cool story dad!
DaMullet14: Cool Technologuy
seth_erickson: He called No Backsies can't go back them's the rules
ninja_theory_ashrams: yowie Wowie
BusTed: Conrad is an alcoholic
Ba_Dum_Tish: Law of the internet
esrou: This is an actual rule
BluTGI: Good web site!
Hidasan: I love this. <3
electroswagnetism: brih
BluTGI: *opens another beer*
Dix: omnious lightning
Rhynerd: bro
DolGrenn: Texas-size 10-4
Kramburger: Isn't Shaun Ashmore almost 40 by now?
EJGRgunner: YAY!
circusofkirkus: yeah bro
RobotInProgress: his face, it keeps resetting to default before each new scene
StabsofWar: Serge time!
BasilBrushOff: brewski, bedski, deathski
Questhere: get into the sea
cdutson: right into the propeller
TehAmelie: Conrad the lightning rod, sounds good
StabsofWar: got some bad weather coming
chris365: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
TStodden: Can Serge place himself into the sub-ocean?
Lord_Hosk: where is the captain sleeping?
Ba_Dum_Tish: And of course we got top bunk
BluTGI: @Questhere After-Life-Jet-Ski
TacitusVigil: I'm so sick of that one requirement in the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea! Kappa
circusofkirkus: wat
Paranundrox: UhHh
Rhynerd: Serge’s quest begins: Conrad must be cast into the sea.
electroswagnetism: Goasts!
Sarcastic_comma: oh no serge gets the first spooky part
theneatestburrito: The boat returns!
cdutson: they're gonna rob yer ass
circusofkirkus: I like how serge gets the spooky part
simriel: ah good. a cult. just in time
CantWearHats: "can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Solipsody: @Kramburger I'm guessing almost-40 Conrad would still act just like this if he weren't, you know, dead. Of STDs unrelated to this adventure.
NimrodXIV: trick or treat!
empyreon: r00d guests
BluTGI: I know what you did last july!
silvalunae: yeah almost exactly like those guys
Rynehawk: similar to....THE PLANE
e_bloc: it's aboat to get shitty
flatluigi: love that serge is playing the first scary bit
codypsizzle: Suddenly. Black Ops 4 zombie story
EJGRgunner: Informal sass poll time! https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406
cdutson: he did, actually
Rhynerd: And they wear masks.
mac___tonight: wahoowaheewahoohoo
silvalunae: like, maybe they're blood related
e_bloc: pocket beer!
cdutson: shank a hoser
Brok3nGol3m: the ol' morporkian dagger
StabsofWar: lol
chickenace11: Is this the same #notacult from your civ playthoughs serge
chris365: @ejgrgunner sergeJustRight
cdutson: you call that a knife?
e_bloc: snap kill adam
CantWearHats: I'd have believed they were all awake and just wanted to let Conrad get captured
RvLeshrac: The kidnapper rips off his mask and screams "You are walking through a spooky forest or a
Lord_Hosk: Im the captain now
circusofkirkus: is this the part where Brad is shitting?
ninja_theory_ashrams: reverse it, why did Conrad not wake up? oh wait he's an alcoholic
Rockario: The first one was definitely to dodge a broken nose
Lord_ZYRK: Serge, what if they're WIZARD pirates?!
djalternative: they WERE just fisherman until you pissed them off.
e_bloc: now you do me
Lord_Hosk: NO no no no
gibbousm: I blame Serge for this
Paranundrox: duct tape is really easy to get off your mouth
BasilBrushOff: yeah, way to assume they're bad guys just because he's ugly
Paranundrox: if it's like that
e_bloc: tbh I would have left conrad gagged
BlackIsis: Definitely doesn't hurt at all
silvalunae: good thing they don't have facial hair
Ba_Dum_Tish: You can talk and ungag at the same time
BluTGI: Forced Bondage Isn't cool. Safe words people!
simriel: @paranundrox You just wet it a bit at a time right?
DaMullet14: just gonna leave Julia's on, huh
Paranundrox: just cover it in spit
Rockario: Taped-over mouths always terrify me, because of my unreliable sinuses
Rynehawk: make it rain Conrad!
TehAmelie: good thing they left the plucky youths taped up without a guard of any sort
Lord_ZYRK: And that's when his IBS kicked in
EJGRgunner: Sass poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406
chris365: Where’s the other dude?
Paranundrox: @simriel yeah the adhesive is pretty bad when wet
Ba_Dum_Tish: He's the one we attacked
MinniChii: Why is he bleeding?
circusofkirkus: I bet brad's on the toilet
Diabore: cause you hit him in the head serge
electroswagnetism: Probably because bottle to the dome?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang there is NO Lull. i had to use the restroom when the character switch
kerbalized_: @EJGRgunner great sass poll
e_bloc: lol
chris365: What do you have serge? A knife! Nooo
simriel: @paranundrox I have repeatedly torn duct tape with my teeth and ruined bits of it
The__Imperial: *throws hands up in air*
TehAmelie: doctors tell me a full bottle is a much more dangerous weapon than a broken one. . .
ninja_theory_ashrams: "The means of escape are within your reach" Harry Houdini
BluTGI: Bad-Bad news, the grill is still donezo
GenericHerooo: Zero facial expressions
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Untying first, talking later... sigh
cdutson: butt to butt
NightValien28: why is she not helping?
TStodden: Reverse scissor
BluTGI: Don't kink shame her!
BusTed: skrt
The__Imperial: never say die!
e_bloc: meh
cdutson: WOW that voice
Kramburger: He's been glassed, he's probably concussed
Taveena: Okay they're not the good guys
TheInnsanity: I'm the captain now?
frozenphoenix7: Ok, so where is Brad
GenericHerooo: @cdutson YEah
Paranundrox: hah
e_bloc: welcome to the highlight reel
NimrodXIV: maybe don't demean her in front of the pirates?
djalternative: serge is a psychic
Countjondi: i thought this was the paxific, why are all the pirates vaguely Carribean/African
flatluigi: brad's in the bathroom
OksanaSean: “Well she’s dead.... anyway what we’re talking about?”
BusTed: Brad's going to nerd up an explosive or something.
JerecoPlays: Pretty bold for someone within crusdaing distance
Fugi: brad is diving down to the plane
Driosenth: how is the grille still there?
EJGRgunner: Sass poll, pick before something happens: https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406
The__Imperial: oh nowie
chickenace11 chants sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice
BluTGI: Gotta collect all the punches!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You also punch like a wuss.
justwhatever_idk: That punched seemed staged somehow to me
Paranundrox: one knife for the 3 of them
lifecharacter: This entire pirate crew has a single knife to share.
simriel: not a very impressive knife even
Kramburger: COWARD
m_logan2000: say nothing is also a option
TehAmelie: all the knives break when diving for treasure
justwhatever_idk: Get Into The Sea What You Take OUt
NimrodXIV: Serge, you always throw things into the sea!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Fish be poor, you gotta give back sometimes.
Ba_Dum_Tish: what was the point of that?
Rockario: All that cash was just an offering for taking stuff from the wreck
The__Imperial: mr sly boots
codypsizzle: tells him to be quiet by not being quiet LOL
simriel: Brad has become one with the shutter
simriel: shitter*
codypsizzle: the loudest untimely shush EVER
BluTGI: Worst guard ever, doesn't notice they aren't gagged. doesn't notice her hands
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: stab!
codypsizzle: I am the captain now
chickenace11: I like this guy
e_bloc: junior is bets character
lifecharacter: Is the door locked?
cdutson: dipstick?
ghostvalv: gottem
BluTGI: Worst guard!
BasilBrushOff: to be fair, certainly not t he first beating Connie has had for running his mouth
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: okay, the dialog writer is nailing this
cdutson: how do you go with 'dipstick' when you follow up with 'shut the fuck up'
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can you cut me free bro?
BluTGI: Why is he hiding his hands!?!
JustNotAFox: why is he bothering to pretend
EJGRgunner: https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406 Sass time
Ba_Dum_Tish: They saw you were free?
DaMullet14: "Don't let them see your hands, unlike mine which they definitely saw"
CantWearHats: why are they not tying them up again?
frozenphoenix7: "Don't let them see your hands." He saw your hands were untied dude
Sanityis0verrated: you bottles him serge
Paranundrox: why would you bring your frayed boxer on a trip?
NightValien28: you hit him in the head with a bottle
Diabore: is the investigator here?
flatluigi: serge i think you cut his head with the bottle
weff47: you hit him with a beer bottle serge
Sarcastic_comma: they might be looking for something
simriel: he cut his head via Bottle to the Head
Kramburger: Serge, you hit him with a beer bottle
djalternative: they're checking for valuable hostages.
e_bloc: shoulda said no
BluTGI: Dang it Julia! I saved for 4 months for that ring!
chickenace11: oh how tragic how will you ever get on now with out your ring
TehAmelie: i think they won't get married
MinniChii: those look like nail scissors...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: But you kept your finger... so that's cool.
djalternative: probably sell you tbh
Lunareclipse123: Things like where the scissors came from are part of the other people's perspectives (you get to see them in the 2-player mode)
simriel: !uptime
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Nigouki: what
Nigouki: nooooo
BusTed: It's a reasonable estimation.
thraximore: that's not how it works
DaMullet14: that is how it works
Nigouki: that's not how that works
TheInnsanity: light and sound speed, it is how it works
BrowneePoints: That IS how it works
BluTGI: "Speed boat"
Driosenth: mile and a half
Sanityis0verrated: put on some clothes man
EJGRgunner: What's going to happen during Serge's turn? https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406
Erudite_Cynic: its a reasonable approximation
Nigouki: one second is ~330m
niccus: normally it's 5 seconds per mile
NimrodXIV: Serge is leaning into Conrad huh?
dylan16807: it's 5 seconds per mile
TheAinMAP: It's close to one mile every five seconds, I think.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge is in character
e_bloc: step one: get fully nude, it'll confuse them
Xafty: its not super accurate, but for the distances we are dealing with the margin of error is pretty small
djalternative: it's not a big boat. they'll probably see you
chickenace11: This is just bylaw and order all over again with Serge just cause Ben pain while trying to "help"
frozenphoenix7: @EJGRgunner Why can't I vote for both the last and the first option <_<
electroswagnetism: To be fair, close quarters like this are bad gun spaces
Officinalis: This isn't Rhythm cafe.
BluTGI: Worst guards continue being just the worst!
e_bloc: escape!
Officinalis: YO!
e_bloc: fucking rekt
The__Imperial: riperinoooooo
Lord_Hosk: LOL
circusofkirkus: those reflexes
cdutson: honestly... that was exactly what should have happened.
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
BusTed: slytqShrug
gibbousm: time for Serge to die
chickenace11: bye serge
sarah_o: Sorry serge
sarah_o: You're dead
DaMullet14: Serge secretly Adam this stream
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Professor_Rakor: serge will kill us all
Paranundrox: why are you getting so many chances
Solipsody: Hm... Maybe having one person play the tutorial for a five player game is a bad design?
silvalunae: at least you're still alive!
cdutson: you are... right beside the gun guy. just throatpunch em!
EJGRgunner: Very close to one of the choices. What do you think Serge is going to do: https://www.strawpoll.me/18797406
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pretty sure that's how it would have played out
BluTGI: Time for the breakfast mini-game!
Officinalis: Do we know what's happening to little bro?
electroswagnetism: Arret!
frozenphoenix7: He's hiding @Officinalis
silvalunae: you coulda died there a p dumb way
NimrodXIV: oh noes our treasure
EJGRgunner: Olson? Jimmy Olson?
Lunareclipse123: "It's like wiping your arse with velvet"
Sanityis0verrated: ooooo fools gonna die
TehAmelie: you know if i was the kidnappers i'd have moved the boat or something
EJGRgunner: @Lunareclipse123 I think the line is "Silk"
esrou: Let's a-ghost
Officinalis: Its...self explanitory.
StabsofWar: oh no
sarah_o: Welp
NightValien28: oh perfect
frozenphoenix7: Oh god
EJGRgunner: WOW. I did not expect "None of the above"
sarah_o: They're all ded
theneatestburrito: They're all dead!
ghostvalv: lrrCHKN
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
saweeks: could have gone worse
Lunareclipse123: @EJGRgunner Oh balls. It's been at least ten years since I've seen that film though
sarah_o: Good game everyone
StabsofWar: strappin in
BasilBrushOff: Serge "Punched Five Times" Yager
gossiepa: you guys need to take abreak so I can go pee
NightValien28: gossiepa right?!
EJGRgunner: BTW 24 out of 33 voters believed Serge was going to throw the controller during a jump scare
BluTGI: Yay shirt!
NimrodXIV: nice of them to let the players get dressed
OksanaSean: Yes perfect timing... now everyone is done for!!!
circusofkirkus: it's a big ocean, dude
NightValien28: what the hell
TehAmelie: i watched Lilo & Stitch only yesterday. . .
BluTGI: That's Boatist!
silvalunae: diiiiick
Sanityis0verrated: as the blood just drips down your face
BasilBrushOff: CAHOOTS
TehAmelie: cahooots!
Lord_ZYRK: They BOTH have BOATS in the OCEAN seabatBRAIN
Juliamon: How small you think the ocean is, dude??
BluTGI: Boatist!
Paranundrox: I mean if they are, what does this change?
mac___tonight: conrad is the most canadian man ive ever seen
chickenace11: Junior is the best character in this game
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Be awesome if he's right
Rockario: Yeah dude, because she's the broke local captain. You assholes are the valuable ransoms
justwhatever_idk: Put a Cork in It
silvalunae: no one is really likable except fliss
justwhatever_idk: How many synonyms of "Stop Talking" will they go through
Lord_Hosk: What if im crabby?
OksanaSean: Everyone punches Conrad come on
Rockario: And he knows, because he's a fisherman
BluTGI: How will the coast guard know who called!?
circusofkirkus: oh no, not my customers who prepaid me
Pteraspidomorphi: "Try anything and we'll kill Conrad!"
Lord_ZYRK: FISHY get it. Because we're on the SEA. But seriously, we'll murder you.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: QUick what's the maritime code for PIRATES
Sanityis0verrated: do bbn ot
StabsofWar: LOL
Ryenji: lol
StabsofWar: ADAM
EJGRgunner: "Don't try anything fishy?" Guess this guy is more of a turf than a surf guy.
cdutson: why would you ... look away when doing that
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
BusTed: At least they know we're 20 miles north of something.
BusTed: AY!
e_bloc: Adam Savidan Gamer God
electroswagnetism: actively gaming
silvalunae: guess: he wanted that, he wants to ask for ransom
BluTGI: How is the "speed boat" still attached!?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Push him!
Kramburger: This is going to be like the start of Until Dawn, these guys are Rami Malik pretending to be a serial killer
TehAmelie: what's their excuse for making prerendered water that looks worse than every seconds of Sea of Thieves?
EJGRgunner: Brad's so dead
e_bloc: lol
Diabore: GDI JULIA
Sarcastic_comma: idiots
e_bloc: lrrWOW
GenericHerooo: xD
circusofkirkus: "HAS ANYONE SEEN BRAD?"
frozenphoenix7: You people are so stupid!
thraximore: they can't hear them off screen
BasilBrushOff: i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door
thraximore: duh
Sanityis0verrated: shut up
justwhatever_idk: hey has anyone seen Solid Snake, Hiding Right Behind You
Paranundrox: morons
Sanityis0verrated: idiots
e_bloc: so helpful
RakkoonOne: U FOOL
BluTGI: Brad, time to go rambo!
StabsofWar: woooooooow
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Okay.... they ALL deserve to die right?!
Questhere: sold out
TehAmelie: if he dies it will be so un-Bradical
TheAinMAP: Dang.
chickenace11: Everybody sucks but chat and Junior right now
pyrthas: what in the world ahaha
silvalunae: nah
electroswagnetism: g o a s t s h i p!
The__Imperial: brad comes out after this all blows over and has a great day @LoadingReadyRun
Solipsody: Apparently nothing interesting is going to happen with any of these characters ever.
gibbousm: spooky scary skeletons
silvalunae: biggest bs of the game, that guy still being in that rescue boat
empyreon: OUR GRILL!
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
djalternative: yeah. you're boat's fucked
Sanityis0verrated: ya done goofed
circusofkirkus: barely
BluTGI: Random fact, most old life boats were really SUPER dangerous!
BasilBrushOff: That'll buff out
Juliamon: Wow dude spoilers
BluTGI: Total death traps!
Pteraspidomorphi: I feel like James could have drowned just now
silvalunae: he's got a nice butt tho
m_logan2000: could have let brad drown?
Lord_ZYRK: *cue Going to the Store music*
Grevas13: i bet you could have killed fliss and julia by now.
Lord_Hosk: can I have 5 warning instead
gossiepa: did you notice that he was in the reflection of the window during the story
cdutson: this knock-off bowie is throwing me
Paranundrox: what
Dix: lolol
BluTGI: Flask-Bros!
PlusDY: Same
Lord_Hosk: There is no space for that book! GHOST BOOK
silvalunae: oOo
TehAmelie: being durnk seems like a good way to play this
simriel: His waistcoat is gorgeous.
IsThis___Art: it was aaallll a dreameameam
thraximore: This is much better than I thought lol
e_bloc: way to go Serge
BusTed: oops whoopo
RvLeshrac: Adam Savidan, professional life coach
gossiepa: pee break!!!
gossiepa: thank goodness
NightValien28: pee
theneatestburrito: Attacked! Unlike that pirate...
BluTGI: Pee Break!
Kramburger: Old Butterfingers Yager
TehAmelie: hey, i do have a drop of rum here. so fitting
IsThis___Art: pee break!
A_Dub888: !findquote pee
LRRbot: Quote #1123: "Does this mean I can pee?" —Ashley [2015-11-17]
Rhynerd: Self care time!
Rhynerd: !break
TehAmelie: self care, with rum
Juliamon: Almost 4 years later, Ashley has her answer
Rhynerd: Ah, mod-only.
BluTGI: @TehAmelie Pitter Patter!
Juliamon: !break
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Diabore: so, who does chat think could have died last chapter?
BluTGI: Let's do squats!
seth_erickson: I'm guessing Conrad
TehAmelie: Captain Morgan original
Genderi: Wasn't james drowning in the picture?
Rhynerd: Conrad or Brad.
DaMullet14: I feel like Conrad had the most opportunity to die
seth_erickson: Conrad or Julia
EJGRgunner: NEW STRAWPOLL: https://www.strawpoll.me/18797472 Who will kill the most people?
omegafry: lrrSPOOP
DaMullet14: Julia wouldn't have drowned in scene 2, the pipe breaking would still have happened and she'd be rescued
DaMullet14: just without the picture
Diabore: as far as i can tell from online sources, conrad is the only one who could have died that chapter
TehAmelie: you know the captain standing on the bottle label of Captain Morgan? i'll tell you a secret about dudes standing like that: they're hiding erections
CaffeinatedLemur spoops in for a moment
omegafry: Poor serge
DaMullet14: TehAmelie "hiding"
seth_erickson: That polls easy it's Adam because he wants to or Serge because my guess is he's going to try not to and mess up
BluTGI: Julia was a dick for making Brad come out of hidding!
BluTGI: Dick move.
Grevas13: i'm playing the long odds and saying Cori kills the most.
justwhatever_idk: now we get to hear the Same Wave and Thunder Clap
TehAmelie: everyone's actin like dicks and also hopped iup on goofballs
NimrodXIV: I picked the writers, but really probably James
BluTGI: @justwhatever_idk Good ASMR sleep stuff!
seth_erickson: The Devs for these games aren't known for making likable characters so..
BluTGI: Just to repeat myself, this is the strangest game of Mario Party.
justwhatever_idk: Ominous Ambience to Relax/Study To
TehAmelie: like. . .that whole, long scene in between the pirates comin on board and getting the boat moving with all the hostages in sight and a gun pointed at them, why would any of that happen at all
justwhatever_idk: Boo
TehAmelie: eek
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
flatluigi: rude
gossiepa: back!
empyreon: lrrSPOOP
control_rig: Augh
Grevas13: they're not likable characters, but they're good horror movie characters.
Dix: The QTE Fail
stateofcomatose: Nice try
gossiepa: oh just in time
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
Earthenone: serge "butterfingers" yeager
Astramentha: I can’t fall asleep unless I can herat the soothing lull of zombies creeping up on me.
omegafry: lrrSPOOP
sgowell: Rip headphones
Naarius: Trick question, it's a Playstation controller
justwhatever_idk: "It just said hit A Button, and I did hit *a* button!"
Fugi: this ship is HUGE
justwhatever_idk: Tardis Boat
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: we'll have to get out and push
Erudite_Cynic: distributor cap
Lord_ZYRK: We couldn't sail away before, either. It's not a sailboat Kappa
BluTGI: Die-hard!
The__Imperial: that is no bueno
BusTed: Tetanus in the making.
RealGamerCow: yeah, I flinched with the rusty metal on the feet
Earthenone: we are getting a new boat, its fine
Darleysam: a freighter IS a sailboat
RvLeshrac: Adam already won, everyone is going to die from tetanus.
silvalunae: y'all are getting tetanus
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korvys: Rusty Freighter is my Trucking Simulator LARP name
simriel: pretty sure it's a frigates not a freighter
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Suhono: I knew the put-on-shoes quicktime event was a good idea
TehAmelie: don't you get inoculated for tetanus? well maybe not these yanks
TheInnsanity: the real enemy is the tetanus we got along the way
EJGRgunner: Now that we're into the second act, who's going to kill the most? https://www.strawpoll.me/18797472
justwhatever_idk: The real Horror of this Game: Forgetting to get Your Tetanus Booster
GenericHerooo: xD
dylan16807: tetanus spores can last for... forty years? maybe safe now?
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thraximore: serge i love you but you're gonna die first
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
GDwarf: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Snip lunarj1Heart
circusofkirkus: wow Serge
The__Imperial: mutumbo'd
coelopteryx: wonder when the last time this ghost ship was degaussed
LunarJade: you all haven't died yet?
bowsin_durrows: lrrHEATHER lrrDARK
TheInnsanity: lol
e_bloc: we have to get to sector ZZA
TheAinMAP: benginHi lunarj1Snip
Earthenone: they have done well in the rhythem sections :)
EJGRgunner: katesLol
justwhatever_idk: They've gotten close to death
chris365: @lunarjade serge for sure is going first
Juliamon: Serge is making a valiant effort to be the first
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: But there's no way to farm these pirates for resources....
Diabore: anyone notice the man hanging from the rafters?
electroswagnetism: He's extremely efficient at the manufacture and processing of friends?
e_bloc: hate to see it happen
circusofkirkus: except Serge
thraximore: Definitely Serge
gossiepa: serge
TheInnsanity: Adam
control_rig: Serge
chickenace11: serge
gamercat88: serge
Lord_Hosk: we are kinda hoping for serge
EJGRgunner: It's who's going to kill the most people
justwhatever_idk: Adam will either Die First or Never Die
TStodden: Rat Leeches?
The__Imperial: savidan
korvys: "Who will kill the most people?"
TehAmelie: rats, leeches, rat-leeches, rat leech kings
e_bloc: Serge -500, Adam -300 James +150 Ben +300 Cori +1000
Grevas13: I said cori, because i feel like saying serge or adam is cheating
frozenphoenix7: I voted Ben
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Normally I'd say Adam... but this is a horror story. Doesn't the black guy have to die first.
Earthenone: its miller time?
circusofkirkus: ghosts like to keep it tidy
MinniChii: Velcro?
frozenphoenix7: Adam or Serge feels too easy. Feels like Ben will make a wrong choice somewhere.
korvys: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Maybe, but there's 2 of them
TStodden: WHICH black guy, though?
BluTGI: Military folks know how to do good folds!
e_bloc: ghosts gotta wash their sheets
thraximore: These pirates are 100% skeletons
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @korvys Oh ya, that changes everything. Cool
BluTGI: How would the fabric still be... fabric after all this time?
SquareDotCube: pick it up, just falls into a pile of thread
TacitusVigil: I saw the sign once. And it opened up my eyes to the world.
frozenphoenix7: @TStodden The irresponsible arrogant one, that's the one that goes first. The nerd goes like, in the middle.
e_bloc: still rats?
Nigouki: they could have all ran differente ways by now, just 3 kidnappers with one gun ain't gonna do shit
The__Imperial: why did it have to be rats?
antonaqua: Where does that "please papa" come from? I hear adam and ben saying it, but don't know where it comes frmo
CyberAsp: Zombie rats, don't need to eat.
justwhatever_idk: "you owe me fifty cents STOP you butt face STOP"
BluTGI: Put a foot in it!
Driosenth: Rats being alive on a ghost ship is interesting
bowsin_durrows: 2400. Kappa
thraximore: Ben Wheeler started it I bet
Erudite_Cynic: its a ben wheeler-ism
Countjondi: rats don't need a lot of food and aren't picky
Lord_Hosk: what has that rat colony been eating for 70 years?
Officinalis: BenWheeler and his french children.
circusofkirkus: time for the conference call
OksanaSean: Oh not the rat deck?!?
justwhatever_idk: Into the Room, the Prequel to Tommy Wiseau's classic
simriel: @lord_hosk Rat.
BluTGI: @Lord_Hosk Rats. It's rats eating rats all the way down!
EJGRgunner: Don't inspect the room for other exits, just throw them in there and trust that they'll be secured.
NimrodXIV: @Lord_Hosk well, we haven't seen the remains of the crew yet....
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
BusTed: thx
justwhatever_idk: "oh"
thraximore: hahahaha
BasilBrushOff: Everyone pose for our metal album cover
StationaryTarget: How nice of them
simriel: now ask for a Gun
TStodden: Are we on that Gorilla Stand Ship?
e_bloc: we're kidnappers, not murderers
BusTed: Parlay?
TehAmelie: why did Fliss get so damp
thraximore: They Might Be Pirates
IsThis___Art: well my internet picked the best day to die frequently... have we lost anyone yet?
The__Imperial: @simriel haha
e_bloc: fucking Conrad
e_bloc: JFC
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
control_rig: Called it
Kramburger: The Sexual Tension!
BasilBrushOff: You wouldn’t download a gun
IsThis___Art: @BasilBrushOff would if i could
BluTGI: How long does Kerosine last?
Nigouki: just go find the tommy guns
BusTed: benginCry
makemonsters: How did Serge get in a video game?
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e_bloc: "pretend"
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Does anyone know boats... do they have distributor caps.?
e_bloc: I bet Ian would know
Lord_ZYRK: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn yes
circusofkirkus: kind of
NimrodXIV: MIGHT have
frozenphoenix7: "Might have"
Kramburger: NOW KISS!
gossiepa: maybe
EJGRgunner: Btw, Adam is now tied for "going to kill the most people" with Serge. https://www.strawpoll.me/18797472
TStodden: They're more likely going to find the Manchurian Candidate.
TehAmelie: the classic tommy gun drum magazine has 50 bullets, and they've been here 50 years, so they should have one working bullet. that's how it works i think
e_bloc: Alex you dumb motherfucker
BluTGI: YEAH appologize for your boatist ideals!
frozenphoenix7: That doesn't count Julia.
gossiepa: kinda adam
The__Imperial: rescinded!!!!
circusofkirkus: can anyone say: "toxic masculinity"
LairofLore: pretty sure "kinda accepted" means not
justwhatever_idk: I could of sort of, in a hypothetical situation, potentially, mayhaps, have been, in one way or another, not as right as I normally am
BluTGI: Dang boatists!
simriel: that paper should have just disintegrated
TehAmelie: wait no this is 2019
BluTGI: Use the old-timey newspeak voice!
The__Imperial: we in it now!
gossiepa: i don't know. The stuff i've pulled out of the walls from that time, because they used it as insulation, hasn't disitigrated
blip2004: time to be batman
herph: Iceman
MinniChii: looks conveiently rusted out
Nigouki: please tell me you can move it back to block it again
gossiepa: get cut on a sharp edge!
Dezinkled: Wait , now they're whispering?
Brok3nGol3m: Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel!
Officinalis: This ship wasn't ship-shape. Blocking a vent like that had to be against regulation.
Lord_ZYRK: gossiepa you mean asbestos?
TStodden: Tos! lrrBEEJ
BluTGI: I hope he kicks it open and the entire ship breaks into half!
Officinalis: Has anyone else played 9-9-9?
justwhatever_idk: Glasses for a Baby, Terrifying
e_bloc: look at this photograph
IsThis___Art: PUPPAR
Kramburger: Some of us Aussie LRR-kin did a escape room before PAX AUS and we CRUSHED it
The__Imperial: puppers!
Edgarware: lrrSPOT
makemonsters: @officinalis and the others too
TStodden: I've completed 999... I should finish VLR sometime.
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOT
DolGrenn: Doggo picture said "Ship Mascot"
The__Imperial: bulley!
BluTGI: SS Benji?
Naarius: I didn't know people could write in radio
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
TehAmelie: in the 1940s people talked like they talked in 1950s movies
justwhatever_idk: 2.5 kids the true nuclear family
Officinalis: @Naarius radio had scripts.
Diabore: but what if twins on the second pregnant?
TStodden: They charge double for half-kids
BluTGI: Two kids on a single Mechanic's sallary!?
Thecooliest: how far in are they?
Lord_ZYRK: Diabore well, one of the kids has to go, then.
Officinalis: Conrad knows french!
TacitusVigil: "I can't wait to come home and marry you and have exactly two kids! I'm just three days away from retirement! What could go wrong?!"
OksanaSean: X gonna give it to ya?
empyreon: Danny is destined to be hella dead, isn't he?
The__Imperial: Mr. Danny? He dead.
TehAmelie: the odds of twins is about 1:80
TStodden: If somebody dies, do they get a new character in the story?
BluTGI: Only in 1947 could a man marry, have two kids on a mechanic's salary!
korvys: "I don't know, I don't speak Italian"
Countjondi: @LoadingReadyRun can you flip the cam, somethimes the text gets blocked
Diabore: @TStodden not as far as i can tell
silenceaux: So I got here quite late. Is the entire plan with this pirating to take you guys hostage for ransom or...?
simriel: @tacitusvigil Has anyone told you your user name sounds like the name of an Ultramarine
NimrodXIV: shockingly, staring at it does not open it
TacitusVigil: @simriel No, although I do feel quite blue.
BluTGI: @silenceaux Their plan is a little ... fluid.
Grevas13: conrad is heart, because he's useless
gossiepa: but her ring was taken no captain planet here
Diabore: sure as shit can conrad
BusTed: I'm gonna wreck it!
Lord_ZYRK: Suddenly Alex turns into the Hulk
TacitusVigil: @simriel (I honestly am not sure what an ultramarine is though) :)
The__Imperial: someBODY once....
TehAmelie: yes Conrad is extremely distracting
BusTed: nice one
justwhatever_idk: Smarmy Varmints
BluTGI: Guranteed he's going to get punched again!
underhill33: oh god
Fugi: i love brad
IsThis___Art: uh...
circusofkirkus: James is helping
TStodden: They don't take American Express
BluTGI: New Band Name: Smarmy Varmits!
chris365: Wow brad
Kramburger: Conrad is the coked-up guy from Die Hard
Naarius: smarmy varmies
circusofkirkus: lock ourselves in
The__Imperial: got em
DaMullet14: So far, none of these characters are AS hateful as the ones in the mountain game
NarishmaReborn: jinkies
Naarius: ruh roh raggy
simriel: those smarmy varmints
BluTGI: LMAO worst guard ever!
A_Dub888: !findquote split up
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DaMullet14: they largely suck, but I'm not /rooting/ for their deaths
TehAmelie: what if we are the ghosts? dun dun dunnn
BusTed: Definitely going to get split up somehow.
AranMathai: @DaMullet14 They're pretty close.
frozenphoenix7: You just know that's gonna happen Ben.
TheMrFraser: split up and see if old man wilson is wearing a rubber mask somewhere around here
Rhynerd: “Junior, you’re back early.” “Ship’s haunted, Olsen.”
Grevas13: hey now, nothing wrong with appreciating a good pin-up
Diabore: knowing this game, only one of you needs to escpae through there
NimrodXIV: welp stream over
Rhynerd: No gambling? I’m out.
justwhatever_idk: it's the clipboard that got flung out of your hand from earlier!!
korvys: I don't think this counts as a game, so it's fine
TStodden: We're already breaking 4 of those things.
BusTed: To 3A!
The__Imperial: no tiddlywinks D: ?!?!
IsThis___Art: #MyGodTheSmell
NimrodXIV: :D
The__Imperial: reeeeee
justwhatever_idk: Pungent Briefs is 1 Million Percent a Writer's Phrase
BluTGI: Stiff socks. Go Navy!
gamercat88: gottem
MinniChii: Jumpscare!
Suhono: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: That was some forceful rat.
NimrodXIV: we even called the rats, cmon
control_rig: Jumpscare
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP
seth_erickson: Serge makes this 100 % better
EJGRgunner: By not throwing the controller, Serge has exceeded expectations
Rhynerd: Okay, that got me too.
theneatestburrito: Rats. Rats. We're the rats!
chickenace11: How is serge still in his skin right now
empyreon: infinite rats
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe they eat the cockroaches
NightValien28: maybe the rats ate the ship's rations?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Rats lived off of packing foam in the crates for decades. :)
chris365: That scared the shizz out of me
nerosent: Fuck that rat
Diabore: arent rats cannibals?
Vyous: What did the rats live off of?
Juliamon: Joke's on you, the boat is secretly a rat king
IsThis___Art: ONE OF US
theneatestburrito: oof
justwhatever_idk: :) I'm Dead Inside :) -- Ben
Edgarware: We've broken Ben with all the bad horror games
chickenace11: you mean two weeks ago ben
Aziraphalesshop: yeah but how did the rats not drown?
stateofcomatose: The only way you can feel
CyberAsp: Are you a ghost
Grevas13: that was some clipping
AranMathai: Oh. Yeah. The rats have been eating the dead people all this time.
Naarius: This is all just a callback to Table Top Day's Cards Against Humanity round
Rhynerd: Or the door is a ghost.
JerecoPlays: Millinials checking in. Dead inside and dreams are dead too lol
BluTGI: Free fire extinguisher!
Aziraphalesshop: are they ghost rats?
Diabore: if youo go to cargo 2, youre out
space_turbulence: Between dead crew and emergency rations, rats could probs live a while
PlusDY: That's where they keep the subocean
Rhynerd: Or Conrad and the Door are both ghosts.
frozenphoenix7: It's the curse of Let's Nope. It transferred when Graham left and Ben joined and now when Alex left and Adam joined.
gossiepa: This is a NICE PLACE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: No James. 3 is OFF LIMITS. 2 is OUT OF BOUNDS. It's easy.
thraximore: spoooky fog
frozenphoenix7: Who shall be next
Dix: Not Penny's Boat
BusTed: Boatiquette
circusofkirkus: quit acting like you own the place, Serge
gossiepa: boaty mcboatface?
NightValien28: those people are a scrape away from tetanus
simriel: is this Boat as haunted as the moon?
The__Imperial: shoiny.
sarah_o: Ominous
BluTGI: lmao
cedrin_amyer: forget what the rats were eating to survive, where did they get fresh water is the question
chris365: Poor serge 😓
empyreon: Do it! Do it! Do it!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: And 1 is FORBIDDEN
sarah_o: Go get the shiny
blip2004: toilet rats
justwhatever_idk: Dear Eels
cdutson: was ... was that a MYST reference?
Lord_Hosk: Oh its a letter to the Eel!
korvys: Sick reference, Ben
NimrodXIV: we met eels earlier
herph: my darling eels
Diabore: i feel like that should be elis
DolGrenn: Short for Eileen apparently
BluTGI: Come on Eileen!
Lord_ZYRK: Deer Eels
frozenphoenix7: I mean, Eileen is the name apparently
The__Imperial: dear wiggly boi/madam
TStodden: Ned is a girl!?
empyreon: I am 4 eels~
Ragnarakk: "Nope" hello highlight reel
justwhatever_idk: Robert XXX
thraximore: He wrote it while taking a dump
DaMullet14: It's pronounced "Robert the 20th"
BluTGI: And he totes destroyed that toilet seat
cdutson: everyone on the boat was on their last run
Suhono: Robert, what did you eat?!
silenceaux: Robert Double Christ
IsThis___Art: RIP Flushy
Lord_ZYRK: BluTGI chili night
justwhatever_idk: Fugi said that already
TacitusVigil: This place is haunted...by tetanus.
PlusDY: In absolute awe at the size of this boat
gibbousm: I'm just happy they have railings
korvys: LRL pre-filmed segment at the waterpark
BluTGI: How do I book?!
bowsin_durrows: Perhaps... uncanny?
simriel: @plusdy Warships are fucking huge
TStodden: The last time I've been to a water park, I got a full body burn... it was a painful week after that.
justwhatever_idk: It's actually doing a Sixth Sense thing and the ominous standing is showing that all your friends are ghost
BasilBrushOff: *slaps roof of boat* this bad boy can hold SO MANY jump scares
BrowneePoints: I'm still flabbergasted that ship didn't sink for almost 80 years
The__Imperial: get. out.
justwhatever_idk: keep reading
ZeldaGuruMomi: Boats is weird
silenceaux: This seems like a design flaw in a game being played by multiple people simultaneously
ghostvalv: :|
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BluTGI: @BrowneePoints They don't make them like they used to!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ow gdi ben i was drinking
korvys: For anyone like me, who recognises Conrad, but not sure what from, it's Shawn Ashmore, and he was Bobby Drake in XMen.
TStodden: Still searching for that SubOcean...
BluTGI: @korvys He probably needs to fire his agent.
Diabore: @korvys ice man? thought he looked familiar
korvys: @Diabore That's him
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
frozenphoenix7: I mean, that was literally an option in the last game, to inform people about how the Wendigos worked.
Lysander_Gustav: Oh a rat's skull!
DaMullet14: His twin brother was on Warehouse 13
space_turbulence: @korvys oh snap it is!
BluTGI: Rat Skulls, Great for creepy jewelry!
JerecoPlays: I put on my robe and wizard hat
circusofkirkus: lore ResidentSleeper
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Adam's right. If you eat it, you'll gain his magic.
ZeldaGuruMomi: Wear the book as a hat
gibbousm: where's the rest of the skeleton?
Sarcastic_comma: please game give serge a break
thraximore: Serge is gonna get "bookworm" after this chapter
BluTGI: No booze!?!
The__Imperial: no boos? .....riot.
justwhatever_idk: Why don't video games do Audio Voice Overs for Reading Stuff like in Movies
e_bloc: what could be in coffins?!?
chickenace11: @DaMullet14 who did the brother play on WH13?
justwhatever_idk: I mean I guess they do Audio Logs but that's different
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Vampire boat?
DaMullet14: chickenace11 Jinks, in season 3+
BluTGI: Let's check in the COFFINs for booze!
justwhatever_idk: Hooch!
PlusDY: Reading Hour with Bengineering
IsThis___Art: BEN NO
BusTed: slytqThirst
Edgarware: TOS
e_bloc: Uncle Sam makes sure we all come
gamercat88: welcome to the highlights
Suhono: D:
ghostvalv: lewd
korvys: Uncle Same is a generous lover
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Uncle Sam... known for that.
simriel: Uncle Sam is a considerate orgy host
bowsin_durrows: Then he died.
circusofkirkus: Uncle Sam wants you to ...come...
justwhatever_idk: "I want YOU! TO CUM!!"
Lord_Hosk: Your uncle sam is a creeper
BluTGI: That helmet is just rust now
Diabore: rat boots
e_bloc: I really hope the writers did that on purpose
SydPreviouslyHeadache: seems like a bad time for a happy ending
gibbousm: shoes are for the weak
SquareDotCube: Please Ben, we're already past our limit on that word today
korvys: Need some of those toe shoes
frozenphoenix7: Think about how many times the rats have pooped in those boots.
Dezinkled: Why is there so much light in this ship?
Lysander_Gustav: boat!
TStodden: A Swirlie?
Lord_ZYRK: The good old days when American goods had a hand finish on every. single. one. Kreygasm
Lysander_Gustav: premonitions?
eboera: So Spoopy
BluTGI: Barrel roll?
LadyAtarka: This looks spoopy
Naarius: ghost poops
TacitusVigil: Did...did we just walk into the camera?
Grevas13: @Lysander_Gustav they're a gameplay feature. Supposed to help you avoid deaths
Lysander_Gustav: runs into the camera
justwhatever_idk: who has gotten to play the most so far after Serge
thraximore: SEANNN
CyberAsp: Mariooooo!
IsThis___Art: Jaaassooon
NimrodXIV: honk
korvys: "Shawn, don't walk into the camera man"
Rhynerd: Probably Ben.
justwhatever_idk: Donkey!
e_bloc: finally
The__Imperial: immediately *triggered*
BusTed: Rhythm game?
circusofkirkus: stealth mission
Dix: oh heck
justwhatever_idk: "Look at this level of Metal Gear 1"
Lysander_Gustav: That seems a bit contrived
e_bloc: you sure?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is he using that as bait? Clever girl.
LadyAtarka: I'm spooped.....
BluTGI: That old jeep would also have a distributor cap!
BluTGI: Maybe.
circusofkirkus: I'll be your ... sledgehammer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I wanna be *DUNNNN*
Lord_ZYRK: He only has one inventory slot, Ben
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Hi chat! Hi LRR crew! Just got into Hershey PA for a conference and can confirm- this whole place smells of chocolate
The__Imperial: lets goooo Adam
Lysander_Gustav: so much tetanous
Brok3nGol3m: i know it's supposed to be a bloody bruised lip, but it just looks like she went to town on a chocolate sundae
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Leave it to Adam
NimrodXIV: and how do you get back up?!
BluTGI: @Brok3nGol3m She got the herp!
silenceaux: She... Cannot get back up.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and Serge is here too
e_bloc: Brad's the only one who has read the wikipedia page on distribution caps
circusofkirkus: LUL
The__Imperial: *faceplant*
chris365: Boshy boi
BusTed: 🤓
justwhatever_idk: lmao
NightValien28: ahahha
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
ghostvalv: hah
Lysander_Gustav: Relationships?
Lord_ZYRK: *Naruto runs to distributor cap*
LadyAtarka: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
silenceaux: Neither of them can get back up
e_bloc: OTOH one of you is brad
EJGRgunner: Serge "Victim Blamer" Yeager
e_bloc: they really set you up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. Brad went down not Conrad
BluTGI: Where did danny get a hat?
e_bloc: no Kobe now
Officinalis: Wait...what's the difference there?
e_bloc: not yeet
Rhynerd: Kobe.
Lysander_Gustav: whats's the difference between divert and distract?
The__Imperial: kobe, but accurate
SrMuskrat: yeet for distance, kobe for accuracy
LadyAtarka: rip
seth_erickson: Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for distance
justwhatever_idk: the legendary Kobyeet
justwhatever_idk: Has James played the least so far
circusofkirkus: when did Alex get shoes?
ayir: this is the equivalent of James drawing all lands so its on brand at least
Rhynerd: And if anyone knows the warriors, it’s Serge.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Loved you in the recent Crapshot Serge!
jorian57: We were promised gold
BluTGI: She walks weird!
BusTed: don't dead open inside
thraximore: Get married in the chapel, nothing could possibly go wrong
Diabore: that last line was great @CtrlUltDefeatLive
Grevas13: i question the usefullness of billing this as a 5-player mode. what does passing the controller add to the game?
Aziraphalesshop: Don't hassle the dead boy, they have eeeerie powers
blip2004: MxC is awesome
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww now i miss Takeshis something Castle
PlusDY: Question: does it count as killing a character if they later come back as a ghoul or ghost?
Naarius: Loading Ready Live Takeshi's Castle?
BluTGI: @PlusDY Yes?
BluTGI: What about evil Mermaids?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: isn't there an adjective in the title?
gamercat88: the real scare was being with one another alll along
justwhatever_idk: "The skittery child Loves Heelies"
thraximore: Despite coming from Iraq, it looks british
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. no there isn't, literally just Takeshi's Castle
BluTGI: What about Evil-Big-foot-mermaids?
TheAlmightyJonassons: scary child or skittery child?
simriel: where is Medan again?
circusofkirkus: A) you're leading B) no this new
PlusDY: @gamercat88 the real antagonists were the friends we lost along the way
frozenphoenix7: Premonition?
Diabore: this is a pretty distinct room
Musicsquid: Isn’t Skittery kid on a freighter how RE7 starts?
justwhatever_idk: Beep Casserole
herph: beep
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beep!
TehAmelie: i think it would be easyt or emember if you've been in the kitchen before
justwhatever_idk: hi my name is Beep Casserole I'm a level 3 Monk
TacitusVigil: Oh no, it's the Pan of Medan!
BusTed: Now he's learning.
thraximore: called shot
BluTGI: Fresh meat!
e_bloc: good potential husband
ReverseCreations: find a knife maybe?
Lord_ZYRK: It's almost like something bad happened on the abandoned military vessel
LadyAtarka: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
Officinalis: GHOST meat!
Lord_ZYRK: It's rat meat, James
cdutson: it's been salt cured
PlusDY: Is that a finger?
justwhatever_idk: Remy from Ratatouille is In This Boat
coelopteryx: "hey come look at this gross thing" "ew" (Relationship Upgraded™)
LadyAtarka: Human flesh!
BluTGI: That's an old timey fridge.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: today on Everyone yells at meat
simriel: like is Medan the old collonial name for a place?
NimrodXIV: ew
justwhatever_idk: Remy is Controlling the Skittery Baby
Dix: Sir. This is an Arbys.
cedrin_amyer: But what are the rats drinking? this is legit bugging me
coelopteryx: or no, Updated™
Dix: (they have the meats)
cdutson: ice cold
Naarius: Savage
TheAlmightyJonassons: it's okay I'm questioning all the paper
e_bloc: house husband
Officinalis: I saw this scene in RE7. Haunted soup.
LadyAtarka: gabyHi @Dix
Mysticman89: chef de KD
BluTGI: I don't think they are going to work out!
ghostvalv: chef bouyardie
TheMerricat: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan
Erudite_Cynic: to quote JoeKim "Suspend your Disbelief you Muggle"
e_bloc: 72 years
TStodden: Boyadee?
ZeldaGuruMomi: "Babe, I know how to crack an egg in my ramen. I'm gonna rock your culinary world!"
justwhatever_idk: Chef Boy R.D.
justwhatever_idk: Chefboy Artie
BusTed: note to self: don't get stabbed
e_bloc: seems like a brad way to go
circusofkirkus: that's not very bradical
coelopteryx: i'm just entertained at the idea of updating a relationship on the basis of "look at the thing" "ew it's gross"
TacitusVigil: Oh no, James was only three days away from retirement!
PlusDY: Are the vision totems in this game paintings?
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idlemessiah: Jump scare!
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The__Imperial: man, she trippin'
seth_erickson: Basically PlusDY
theneatestburrito: Yes, Plus.
circusofkirkus: aw rats, just rats
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So in both those premonitions... we didn't see anyone die. Head "towards" window... and a "punch" to the chest.?
thraximore: It's just the WIND
justwhatever_idk: Knuckles the Echidna voice: Rats
e_bloc: Party119 this marriage will never last
ayir: did he laugh?
Juliamon: Why do ghosts, suddenly appear?
BluTGI: Why do ghosts suddenly appear, every time you grow near!
TStodden: Is see dumb people?
silenceaux: So help me I thought it said "KOBE BOOK" for a moment
TheMerricat: Evening chat... is this really The Dark Pictures? It looks a lot like like Until Dawn
TehAmelie: *writes down* book
BluTGI: She's got the tetanus!
circusofkirkus: M I L K
coelopteryx: f r e s h
thraximore: f r e s h
justwhatever_idk: Melk
PlusDY: m a l k t i m e
IsThis___Art: Milk was a bad choice!
weff47: m a l k
seth_erickson: Evening TheMerricat
ayir: @themerricat same devs
TheAlmightyJonassons: no boos
silvalunae: he need some malk
chris365: Malc
TheMerricat: ah! :-) thanks! @ayir
PlusDY: This is what your boat looks like on booze
Countjondi: 47, isn't that prohibition era?
justwhatever_idk: "I did OK, but Vince McMahon decided my Storyline wasn't Horny Enough so they cut it"
ayir: @themerricat np! :D
circusofkirkus: cursed gold :D
frozenphoenix7: Ah yes, child emperor
coelopteryx: don't mess with ancient gold anything
BluTGI: I like how the tetanus just floats around.
chris365: Lady Atarka?
Nigouki: wait, isn't philly 1947 a ghostbusters reference?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh, so the thing on board is the Manchurian Child Emporer protecting his gold?
thraximore: tetanus cloudss
LadyAtarka: Who is watching a Disney movie after this spoop?!?!? Meeee
e_bloc: tbf I don't think Conrad could find his own ass with two hands and a flashlight
circusofkirkus: ll cool it j
TehAmelie: how many kilos of bacteria do you think are on this boat? a person has two. . .
justwhatever_idk: Toot Sweet
Nicarrow: HI all
PlusDY: toot sweet
Diabore: uhhhh, what about brad?
circusofkirkus: open all the coffins
BluTGI: Je suis tetanus.
kerbalized_: anyone die yet?
e_bloc: my french teacher used to always say tout suite so I always hear it in her voice
NoNane09: Dark souls has taught me that we should get into the coffins
lemmel: @Nigouki Yeah I think it is a reference
TehAmelie: e pluribus tetanus
korvys: Rubbish Brian Garbage
justwhatever_idk: The Real Horror of this Game is that they're all going to Revert to 1940s caricatures
The__Imperial: oboy oboy o boy
circusofkirkus: whoa
theneatestburrito: Or maybe they'll be alive!
justwhatever_idk: B O N E
TheAinMAP: Um.
Officinalis: They died hugging.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: two headed giant
Naarius: Aw they're snugging
TacitusVigil: Huh, that was....fast decomposition.
Lord_ZYRK: Two heads are better than one seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BusTed: Give 'em the dots!
herph: zaphod!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Right answer
TStodden: Um... undead sex?
silvalunae: say nothing is always an option
Fruan: the BONE ZONE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wasn't expecting Cori to get them all killed
jakjawagon: don't dead, open inside
Lord_Hosk: Im telling you, this was written by 3 student interns who all took 1 english class before their summer unpaid internship.
thraximore: dun dun dun
simriel: oh good. Caskets chained shut.
chickenace11: or a dog maybe
Rhynerd: One way to end a relationship?
BluTGI: WTF!? Baby Dracula! why joke about that!
PlusDY: It's gonna be Boneathan!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kid Dracula was wild from what i remember
thraximore: It's the manchurian juvenile
BluTGI: His name is Bat Boy
TStodden: Kid Dracula is a good game.
e_bloc: hahahaha
The__Imperial: hey buddy
circusofkirkus: LUL
IsThis___Art: LUL
theneatestburrito: GOT 'EM
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Baby Drac is such a pain. Feeding every two hours.
justwhatever_idk: Kid Dracula is a great video game franchise and should be an assist trophy
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
BluTGI: He's got the tetanus!
silvalunae: bwahhh
TheAinMAP: benginSpoop
coelopteryx: did they actually spell it "toot suite" in the subtitle? should be "tout de suite." on the other hand it could be a "toot [sic] suite" situation cuz the guy said "toot"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fuck, the rat put me at ease
e_bloc: I think you urned that
simriel: like they used to do when they thought someone was a fucking vampire.
IsThis___Art: OR WAS IT?!
space_turbulence: Gorgons?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the rat juked me
Officinalis: This is the urn!
Nigouki: well that's an un-urned scare
TacitusVigil: Boo jump scares. The laziest form of 'horror'
Himyul: boo urns!
silvalunae: hey, you urned it =u_
TheAlmightyJonassons: poor ratty :(
IsThis___Art: adam omg
simriel: also, Urn, Head, what's the difference
korvys: I don't think they urned that scare :P
chris365: My heart please
LlewellynZ: katesHeart katesHeart
coelopteryx: like if someone says "lack toast intolerant" then you spell the subtitle "lack toast intolerant" despite everything
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail everyone. everyone in pun jail NOW!
thraximore: OMINOUS
chickenace11: so the urn in the chapel cuases zombies this good to know for my next betrayal game
justwhatever_idk: I'm just an Urn, And I'm sitting here on Capital Hurn
BluTGI: He's got the tetanus!
The__Imperial: nonononononono
cdutson: poke it
silvalunae: poke it
circusofkirkus: no touchy
justwhatever_idk: Lmaoooooo
LadyAtarka: Ew
BusTed: Unintentional burn on Ray Liotta.
Dezinkled: The lights have been on the whole time
ayir: it does a little lol
lemmel: Touch it again!
thraximore: I change my vote to Cori dying first
coelopteryx: now you're cursed AND you have death germs on your finger
justwhatever_idk: "Ray Lioata Diet Select??"
silvalunae: more poke
IsThis___Art: >poke
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "Cori won't stop pokin' it"
justwhatever_idk: You've all seen Bee Movie
BluTGI: Ray Liota also needs to fire his agent!
TacitusVigil: "Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to be a ghost corpse"
JerecoPlays: Dumbo Drop
electroswagnetism: rip conrad
e_bloc: "I stopped smoking with chantix"
korvys: Johnny Dangerously
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So Inverse Vampire? You touch him and he gives you his energy?
BusTed: Remember Identity?
e_bloc: fucking Julia is out of control
chris365: Ffs Conrad
korvys: Wait, that was someone else
BluTGI: MC-Hammer!
Rhynerd: Hammer time.
PlusDY: Adam has the hammer
Diabore: james got 1 turn so far?
The__Imperial: lets rumble savidan!
TheAlmightyJonassons: that could have been a lifeforce moment
ghostvalv: time for gaming
Mysticman89: James just got the controller though Kappa
IsThis___Art: ratty!
NimrodXIV: awww
LadyAtarka: Remmy!!!!!
FarleyF: Jason Jason
gossiepa: so cute
chris365: Aww
coelopteryx: ultimately the rats will win this entire game regardless of any result
justwhatever_idk: tamp
frozenphoenix7: Two, the answer is two.
Rhynerd: Two.
chris365: The blood on her nose is gone
TheAlmightyJonassons: I hope no more rats get hurt
circusofkirkus: nice try
justwhatever_idk: "That's MY Wrench"
BluTGI: But we have so many nuts to turn!
The__Imperial: no answer!
NimrodXIV: red light green light
justwhatever_idk: Red Light...Green Light
TehAmelie: we can start with deez
justwhatever_idk: same hat Nimrod
CyberAsp: She's with the guy with the gun, she's the safest one here!
ghostvalv: CHA dump stat
Drakas: hello
NimrodXIV: @justwhatever_idk *high five*
BusTed: Wolfman doesn't have nards!
GenericHerooo: Run!!!
Naarius: Hat on a steek
thraximore: They're all seeing shit
BluTGI: Drill Press!
electroswagnetism: >Get hat
PlusDY: Its slurp juice
weff47: You're gonna run into a man in a jar
theneatestburrito: I miss the Mummy. This is cursed! That is cursed!
DaMullet14: *a rat runs out of the hat*
BluTGI: Roll Credits!
BusTed: They said the thing!
IsThis___Art: the thing!
Juliamon: Hat of Medan
thraximore: uh oh, said the name out loud
TehAmelie: goddamn medan!
justwhatever_idk: Nerd Goose Medan
Himyul: there may be other sources of ghost ships, but they don't have THIS hat!
Lord_ZYRK: *tips hat* M'dan
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Okay, I want this game to do a sudden shift. Xenomorph alien slowly drops down behind the guy with the gun.
korvys: DANG MEDAN
BusTed: wp zyrk
Masslost: so one of the characters is based on Shawn Ashmore
coelopteryx: niles giles medan
PlusDY: @Adam he's looking for a jar to trap you in
GenericHerooo: Damn the gas!
BluTGI: LMAO surge!
TehAmelie: that almost, but not really made me jump
Nigouki: neat, giant lathes
justwhatever_idk: Serge is Cinnamon Roll
Dog_of_Myth: So all of Serge's reactions are going to be in the hightlights right? LUL
Lord_ZYRK: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn yes please
BusTed: That's just science.
circusofkirkus: thems the rules
coelopteryx: ghost logic!
The__Imperial: dat ship logic
Mysticman89: The real life ship this game is based on is called the SS Ourang Medan
codypsizzle: One with the crew
Naarius: I mean, he is physically here, yes
gossiepa: is that how ghost law works?
Naarius: We can see him
electroswagnetism: Maritime Ghost Law
codypsizzle: Part of the ship, part of the crew.
thraximore: I don't know enough about ghosts to dispute it
Rhynerd: “Ship’s haunted, and I’m the only one with a gun.”
e_bloc: teabag the corpse
circusofkirkus: uh
Naarius: Woah, consent
BluTGI: lmao Gotta poke-em-all!
cdutson: oh dear
Molladia: Serge are you ok?
Officinalis: New best friend Danny.
circusofkirkus: teabag it
ghostvalv: ghost nerd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: put your finger in him
chris365: Poke
ZeldaGuruMomi: "Put your finger in him" You sure you don't wanna word that differently?
Molladia: we're here for you Serge, Be Strong
iampuddleglum: gandsNopeNopeNope
e_bloc: secret found?
justwhatever_idk: "You lonely?? I bet you are, you Ghost Nerd!"
coelopteryx: ok good, no death germs on your hand
Officinalis: Vote to replace conrad with Danny.
xantos69: cheer50 so are we just going to pass over how you said "oh a corpse, put your finger in him"
circusofkirkus: well Alex thought you sold them out, so
GenericHerooo: =S
BusTed: Denied!
DarthRagnar815: RPGGhosto
The__Imperial: oh. baby.
BluTGI: Not cool Danny!
Nigouki: too slow?
chris365: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: no looking into the future for you
Rhynerd: Dammit Danny.
Dog_of_Myth: Don't hate on art Danny
bowsin_durrows: You don't get caught by them.
coelopteryx: "zombie goasts leave this place" "but this is our house :("
The__Imperial: why you tweekin' danny?
JustNotAFox: this wall is made of wall
TehAmelie: Danny is on PCP
thraximore: breathe
justwhatever_idk: This same hallway
NimrodXIV: bye Danny
e_bloc: RIP danny
e_bloc: F
BusTed: ripperoo
BluTGI: LMAO Danny, tripped on his own gun!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhhhhhh?????????
justwhatever_idk: Haunted Hallway for anyone who Holds a Gun
Scy_Anide: The pipes, they were calling him.
PlusDY: He turned into a hat!!
Himyul: free flashlight!
thraximore: premonition time
justwhatever_idk: take the Hat
Naarius: That last bong rip was a tad too massive
Rhynerd: Free hat!
Dog_of_Myth: Ghost Pressure
Juliamon: Poor Danny, we hardly knew ye... but we knew enough
Rhynerd: Collect the Hats.
IsThis___Art: that looked like the old cover art for Until Dawn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: skull staff
DaMullet14: The Graham Reaper
simriel: a... wizard?
BluTGI: Who rolled a warlock!?
Lord_ZYRK: Scy_Anide FBChallenge
PlusDY: *takes hat* I am Danny now
thraximore: Olsen lured the other pirates here?
Dog_of_Myth: It's a Lich!
circusofkirkus: it's the RAT KING
BluTGI: Are we the baddies?
The__Imperial: quick, find the phylactery !
TehAmelie: nine rings for the race of men. . .
NarishmaReborn: was it that rat skull, bet its conrad
coelopteryx: it's called Aesthetic
chickenace11: well off to bed now good luck and don't die I'm talking to you Serge
decentperversion: Ooga booga booga
electroswagnetism: We're getting silent hill'd: everything is rusty, and all the doors are locked
Sanityis0verrated: wrench
BluTGI: @NarishmaReborn Conrad is TOTES a necromancer.
GenericHerooo: Shit
korvys: @DaMullet14 Death all goes by "G-Star"
BusTed: You must gather all the parts of Medan so you can summon him and seal him away forever.
korvys: *also
circusofkirkus: LUL
NimrodXIV: Serge.
thraximore: Serge
The__Imperial: breeeeaathe, Serge.
gossiepa: Serge is adorable
seth_erickson: Serge is Spooked
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who are the most easily scared at LRR and could we get them to do a lets nope?
TehAmelie: if there's a ship whistle sound and rust starts growing we know what's up
e_bloc: yeah he totally did
blip2004: was he wearing sunglasses?
nick__senpai: can serge be on lets nope all the time
e_bloc: wait are we gaslighting serge?
circusofkirkus: he totally want all Morpheus there
frozenphoenix7: @SydPreviouslyHeadache I mean, we've already got Serge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Serge is out of Moxie?
GenericHerooo: =S
ghostvalv: got me
electroswagnetism: I got got
justwhatever_idk: I also blinked
codypsizzle: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Serge and Ben LOL
cdutson: now it's behind you
StationaryTarget: I got got
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: I saw that mask too, Serge.
asddsa28: i just got here and got sarced
BusTed: def zombo face
TStodden: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but Ben is jaded now
BluTGI: nobody put's zombie in the corner!
korvys: Are you sure?
asddsa28: nope noe i cant do this game
theneatestburrito: CurseLit
eightbitrocket: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
thraximore: ladies first
frozenphoenix7: The drop of no return!
circusofkirkus: wrong boat
MagicWarluck: that sign IS quite rusty
The__Imperial: la di da di da...
JerecoPlays: That really got me. Spun my headphones off.
Rhynerd: Free helmet!
circusofkirkus: INSTAKILLA
thraximore: oh noooo
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
specimenxiv: wooow you guys are just a bunch of cutiess!
sarah_o: Lets see James play!
NimrodXIV: one more!
TStodden: Keep going until the end of the chapter please.
GenericHerooo: Don't get stabbed
The__Imperial: oh nowie oh nowie
FarleyF: !next
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simriel: Serge is the cutest patootest
Naarius: Int is everyone's dump stat
e_bloc: this is how a normal person approaches a door
electroswagnetism: Brad's the killer
RvLeshrac: You're walking through a spooky ship, and you come across someone trapped in a
silenceaux: Storm outside, Serge.
NimrodXIV: now put it back
PlusDY: Dramatic shot of a bullet
e_bloc: eat the bullet
seenoham: no one has shoes. and it is bothering me
DolGrenn: Ah yes, the non-piercing bullet
DoctorHutch: that must have been a reallly slow bullet
ApodoNuevo: Fill This Man With Bullet
electroswagnetism: that was a very very shallow and intact bullet
Nigouki: ahaha
ZeldaGuruMomi: PT
GenericHerooo: @seenoham Same here
Diabore: thats not how bullets work serge
Nigouki: yeeeeeees
silenceaux: You are in a maze of twisty passages, exactly alike
The__Imperial: uh oh...
e_bloc: uh oh
PlusDY: Um...
electroswagnetism: that's a different shirt
DarthRagnar815: Clothes diff?
justwhatever_idk: James is a Ghost
Himyul: is she wearing a different shirt?
theneatestburrito: Different shirt?
circusofkirkus: uh oh spaghettios
DaMullet14: wait did James died?
StationaryTarget: Does she have a different shirt?
blip2004: yeah, her clothes changed colour
TehAmelie: we are the deeead
GenericHerooo: She isn´t Fliss
Officinalis: Ghost fliss
justwhatever_idk: Sixth Sense now
noisyblizzard: is she wearing less?
BluTGI: Poke it!
space_turbulence: Her shirts different
Nigouki: bullet is deeper
BusTed: awks
Naarius: Ah, it's an infinite ammo hack
simriel: she is dressed differently right?
justwhatever_idk: that's Jame's Body
MitchTheQuaker: bullet farming OP
GenericHerooo: Yeah
circusofkirkus: infinite bullets
Lord_Hosk: thats a HUGE bullet
NimrodXIV: :D
Suhono: LUL
ghostvalv: hah
thraximore: She is dressed differently
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. James might not be here next week
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
NimrodXIV: we live here now!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait that's great. If you hold the bullet with your name on it, it can't be used to kill you!
StationaryTarget: Great, now we're playing PT
e_bloc: wut
The__Imperial: hmmm
BluTGI: What the danny!
GenericHerooo: Huh???
TStodden: o.O
circusofkirkus: my bad dude
silenceaux: Brad looking just as confused as the players
TacitusVigil: Are we quantum leaping?
kerbalized_: uhhhhhh
e_bloc: please I need a supercut of Adam saying this game is good and this game is bad
kerbalized_: the ghost of danny!
GenericHerooo: O_O
ZeldaGuruMomi: Oh he doesn't look okay
AranMathai: Oh... his head. o.o
ghostvalv: yikes
GenericHerooo: =SSS
The__Imperial: no bueno no bueno no bueno
Suhono: nope nope nope
justwhatever_idk: Poop slugs poop slugs
silenceaux: Leeches aren't that fast?
Officinalis: BANANA slug? Leech?
BluTGI: Free gun!
BusTed: Huh.
thraximore: Ghost slugs
iampuddleglum: gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no they're not
Naarius: slimy nope ropes
coelopteryx: curse leeches are as fast as the speed of curse
GenericHerooo: NotLikeThis
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
korvys: Ghost leeches
TheMerricat: @silenceaux nightmare leeches are
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
IsThis___Art: blargargarg!
TacitusVigil: Time to stop using the Time Lock.
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MitchTheQuaker: @Officinalis what if i told you they're not real
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Gas leak in the cargo hold?
kerbalized_: that animation
TehAmelie: i was hoping he'd try shooting the ones on his face
circusofkirkus: no door
PlusDY: lrrFINE lrrHERE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it was Brad the whole time
thraximore: that whine....
Naarius: Leave us alone, Teferi!
NoNane09: brad figures it out, and therefore must die
BluTGI: He see's slug people!
e_bloc: the nerdy black guy would never die first
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Brad is the big bad
circusofkirkus: so much loot
BusTed: ew he stepped in the blood
ThatDangSkeleton: This is what playing Nexus of Fate decks is like
TheInnsanity: oh hey, Alex
Scy_Anide: Ah, the body hadn't loaded in yet.
Ahxes: I mean if you die on the ship, your ghost stays on the ship
GenericHerooo: o_o
AranMathai: That's... nope... didn't need to see that.
simriel: well yeah if you take the bullet out it can come back to life. that's how vampires work.
jadeworrior: edward
bowsin_durrows: Put the bullet back.
e_bloc: GG
BluTGI: Rut Roh
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cdutson: woops
iampuddleglum: gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope gandsNopeNopeNope
The__Imperial: its fine.
e_bloc: "alive
PhorrestGaze: lrrFINE
GenericHerooo: WTF
thraximore: It changed
GenericHerooo: o.o
thraximore: it chaaaaaanged
stateofcomatose: Ya'll keep touching stuff!! The captain definitely said not touching stuff was the way to go
YawnLance: benginSpoop benginSpoop benginSpoop
BusTed: BabyRage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no real leeches, no real brothers
thraximore: Yeah, I'm with Adam. It is kiiiiinda frustrating
TheMerricat: kaypikeGOOD kaypikeLUCK
Aziraphalesshop: lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP
Pteraspidomorphi: Let's talk about until dawn...
TStodden: lrrSPOOP lrrSERGE lrrSPOOP lrrJAMES lrrSPOOP
BluTGI: Bunch of real gamers!
ghostvalv: ngage
Lord_ZYRK: Real gamers play Ouya
BusTed: how 'bout that Stadia, amirite folks
Darleysam: hey when's this on the Ouya?
GanjaShimada: yo the scooter in that room looked sick
NimrodXIV: !advice
LRRbot: Try to avoid being gruesomely killed.
silenceaux: If it were me, I would simply dodge the knife
weff47: real gamers play on a TI-83
TStodden: Google is stealing Paul's technology.
korvys: @BusTed I'll let you know in 120-250 milliseconds.
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Rhynerd: And leeched to death.
jadeworrior: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5252: "MY DONGLE!" —Adam [2018-08-11]
Aziraphalesshop: slytqRIP slytqRIP slytqRIP
electroswagnetism: wait did we time loop all the way back on the boat? when what's her name's shirt changed?
BusTed: Why did it have to be skeletons.
StationaryTarget: Yes, skeletons
circusofkirkus: spooky scary skeletons
TacitusVigil: Skeletons?
jadeworrior: doot doot
korvys: ACTING
Rhynerd: Skeletons.
justwhatever_idk: tfw it's halloween
thraximore: What
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they're eating him, and then they're going to eat me. oh my god
simriel: I mean... they aren't QUITE skeletons
J_Rey15: Bones? In my domicile?
YawnLance: Skeletons?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spooky scary
korvys: Where did your skin go!?
The__Imperial: also rats
PlusDY: That was the audition
Naarius: mallets
BusTed: Spanner!
IsThis___Art: skeletons?
weff47: send shivers down your spine
BluTGI: Wrench time!
electroswagnetism: Yes, Mallets
Rhynerd: Wranch
Lord_ZYRK: You can't say Skeletons three times or you'll summon Skeletons NotLikeThis
jadeworrior: safety spanner
RedRaptor: lick it
iampuddleglum: Get these ****** skeletons off my ***** boat!
BusTed: :skull
simriel: we Bioshock Now.
Suhono: "if you can say 'skeletons?' mildly convincingly in three different tones, this job is yours"
Officinalis: Brad is SUCH a dweeb.
BluTGI: LMAO, oh look a dead body... and a slip of paper.
eightbitrocket: but does the wrench have your name on it?
circusofkirkus: I am investigation
NimrodXIV: typo!
SuperGiraffe: Do his eyes look weird? Ghost stuff or weird lighting issues with the glasses on the character model?
StationaryTarget: It says investigating on the paper
BluTGI: We need to modify it and turn it into a wrench-knife!
thraximore: Hey man it's a stressful situation you're gonna make typos
Suhono: nice to meet you, private investigation
Ba_Dum_Tish: It was correct on the paper
JustNotAFox: yeah, it def said investigating
PlusDY: It's spelled right on the actual letter, but not in the transcription
Rhynerd: “Hi, I am investigation.”
thraximore: The curator!
Officinalis: Question: is it possible this awkward dialogue is due to translation issues?
BluTGI: Gotta collect all the wrenches!
thraximore: Absolutely @Officinalis
LaconicLad: That wrench is slowly moving somewhere
GenericHerooo: =(
actionjb: That was so much fun to have serge being apart of
thraximore: That happens often with this kind of gang
snake12341: Goodnight boyos
Sarcastic_comma: Party100
justwhatever_idk: man that's fun and goofy and dumb and cool
thraximore: game*
IsThis___Art: thanx for strem!
theinvisiblevoice: !gamegood
KNACC: I can't wait to see more of this
BluTGI: Night folks!
TacitusVigil: Oh, Cori's hat is on point.
PlusDY: Goodnight friends
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xantos69: !next
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TehAmelie: this was fun
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lol
TehAmelie: so glad i could stay up to 5 am to watch this, like a normal artist
UnusuallyLargeMoth: so this is just starting yeah? I'm not arriving just in time to see them close?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: at least no ads with the vod!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: night all LRRheart
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Juliamon: The more people involved in a stream, the more likely they forget to turn it off (because they all assume one of the others will)
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UnusuallyLargeMoth: NOOOOOOOOO
UnusuallyLargeMoth: dangit
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it keeps happening
Paranundrox: did we just hit the end?
Juliamon: Yes.
Paranundrox: just got back from doing a thing
Paranundrox: sweet. now I've got a full vod to watch :P
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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