LoadingReadyRun: I smell sinners
LoadingReadyRun: Who let forth that gust of brimstone
wildpeaks: *gasp*
LoadingReadyRun: Speak! Or upon the rack I'll break thee
NightValien28: time to repent
wildpeaks: they might be into that :D
LoadingReadyRun: Tis not my want to kinkshame
NightValien28: limesSmug
wildpeaks: Time to fetch the whip and pointy hat
wildpeaks: sin-gnal
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TXC2: CONTACT
DiscordianTokkan: Woooo!
Alahmnat: g'morning all :)
TXC2: hello Alahmnat welcome
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TXC2: Here we go!
Cepsys: yo! the adventures of pointy hat continues
DiscordianTokkan: Special Paul!
TXC2: Hello Alex
wildpeaks: Stealth Paul is very stealthy
wildpeaks: ohh fancy
TXC2: what's our vision based on lrrbot?
Alahmnat: hi Alex
TXC2: !advice
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Alyssa_Swift: I heard there was some blasphemy going on?
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TXC2: of course, gamers can't look up
Astra7525: Hi Alex. Always nice to see you
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TXC2: LoadingReadyRun Game is much louder then you are now
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Alex is quiet, while game is loud
offbeatwitch: hi alex!
TXC2: Hi Paul
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rarermonsters: Huh, Alex has a button that summons Paul. Noted
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offbeatwitch: slytqBweh
wildpeaks: (yes it's better)
NightValien28: yes
Astra7525: yup
TXC2: a bit better yes
DiscordianTokkan: Yep!
Hangedman: Someday my resub will allow me to submit a resub message but today is apparently not that day
TXC2: Paul looks different to me, and I can't put my finger as to why
wildpeaks: *ding* he survives this
TXC2: off
Alahmnat: oof
offbeatwitch: slytqDD
Alahmnat: perhaps even the full oofa-doofa
wildpeaks: close one
TXC2: nah, the full oofa-doofa is for when we get bopped
Alahmnat: hehe
offbeatwitch: mood
wildpeaks: vine thing ?
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wildpeaks: oh, neat
TXC2: SUB HYPE 8
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offbeatwitch: purifier is really good i'm enjoying it
RAICx: *5 year I mean slytqItsfine
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Have you ever, in a roleplaying game with friends, been able to unironically use the phrase "People die if they are killed"?
Astra7525: That's the Ex-Boss enemy isn't it?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: sorry that was random of me. Hi
NightValien28: hahahah
TXC2: Hawk boi needs to chill
NightValien28: I feel he bugged out
Alahmnat: game pls
Astra7525: you jumped and touched his hitbox again, therefore losing your last bit of health
jamiebgood: Just got home from my first day at work
UnusuallyLargeMoth: that hammer guy looked like he bugged out with a live mace hitbox
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I think is how you died
TXC2: jamiebgood congrats
offbeatwitch: whoops
NightValien28: rough landing
TXC2: who says we landed? Kappa
NightValien28: everything lands, eventually Kappa
NightValien28: hahahahah
RebekahWSD: Part of me is terrified to try riding a bike since it's been over a decade now
jamiebgood: f
wildpeaks: riding a bike looks more dangerous than I remember then o.O
Woogachaka: hello all
wildpeaks: :D
Alahmnat: goofyfall.mp3
TXC2: Hello Woogachaka welcome
TXC2: RebekahWSD push or motor ?
MechaKuuga: perfect parry?
RebekahWSD: One I use under my own power?
Woogachaka: some attacks when "parried" turn out just to be blocks sadly
RebekahWSD: I never learned how to ride a motorcycle
TXC2: ah a push bike, trust me, it'll all come flooding back to yah
RebekahWSD: And yet, the anxiety tells me "what if you fall and break all your teeth?"
RebekahWSD: Which is very rude of it, tbh
wildpeaks: no rules ? no pants \o/
Woogachaka: I guess rules are for people not holding people sized maces
TXC2: wow rude, that is exactly what anxiety is
TXC2: *"rude"
wildpeaks: that works :D
RebekahWSD: Well that was a fight!
TXC2: why? Kappa
wildpeaks: sensible ? what is this nonsense
RebekahWSD: Oh dear
Astra7525: of course...
wildpeaks: well on the positive side, we didn't die to the spikes
RebekahWSD: I like the shrine's appearance
UnusuallyLargeMoth: is there any legally-distinct Homeward Bones in this game?
wildpeaks: checkmate, highlight reel
Woogachaka: @UnusuallyLargeMoth I don't think so
Mangledpixel: extend thy limbs as it were that caring were far from thy mind
rarermonsters: It shows a lot about how Diablo has fallen as a franchise that the default nomenclature is "homeward bone" and not "town portal"
KidAmn: Oof.
Unlucky_Desperado: one of those days huh?
wildpeaks: I would like to amend my comment on "we didn't die to the spikes"
TXC2: surely if you didn't care, why would your arms be up at all? Kappa
Woogachaka: @rarermonsters I think its more that Dark souls took the gaming world by storm
Woogachaka: Yeah
RebekahWSD: Town portal would return you, yeah
Woogachaka: and its usually not accompianied by such a sigh of relief that the HB seems to make
Woogachaka: though strangely it even worked when I didn't have speakers plugged in :)
Dr_fragenstien: It would make a portal that would stay for a return trip
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Homeward Bone is "we are making an exit NOW", Town Portal is "gimme a sec gotta pawn my loot"
northos: yeah, also I think it's sub-genre specific. in PoE and Grim Dawn I think people would still say Town Portal
TXC2: also it has Home in it's name
RebekahWSD: Oh dear
wildpeaks: darn, that was unlucky
offbeatwitch: whOOPS
wildpeaks: you got this, teach these spikes who's boss
rarermonsters: Homeward Bone also sounds like the porn parody of Homeward Bound so there's that
Astra7525: man, the evil lair designer who put iin the spikes deserves a raise
TXC2: Deep breaths Alex
Mangledpixel: wast thou enspiked?
accountmadeforants: Eventually there'll be enough bodies to cover the spikes
kaffeetrinken89: me: logs in. alex: i am so mad
Uzumaki15: just got to get back into the swing of things
Unlucky_Desperado: they're good...infuriating though
space_turbulence: i'm still of the opinion that insta-death spikes are bullshit
KidAmn: Tilt is the mindkiller.
Woogachaka: so I think I missed the last stream of Blasphemous, where are we headed currently (if someone in chat is willing to oblige, that is)
Woogachaka: @KidAmn the little death that brings total obliteration?
Mangledpixel: yeh the biggest killer in Souls games is the player's own anger
DiscordianTokkan: Do we know where the vine thinger is?
Woogachaka: the vine thinger is alarmingly complex to obtain
TXC2: Tilt: the noisy killer
UnusuallyLargeMoth: aren't you happy this game doesn't have fall damage
rarermonsters: Hard but fair and also those two asshole archers in anor londo who can fuck right off
wildpeaks: delicious hubris punishment simulator
TXC2: Bed of chaos etc
taeasakura: Oh shiddles
Dandinstorm12: Hey Alex hey chat
wildpeaks: being in hell would be on par with this game
TXC2: Hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
Woogachaka: Bed of Chaos is pretty BS the first time, unless you brought friends. I ran a Dark SOuls trilogy coop with my brother and dad and I think our average TTK on the Bed of Chaos was around ~2 seconds (not counting the slide or cutscenes)
Uzumaki15: Oh shiddles is a new phrase I will be using
TXC2: bed would work if it didn't have the pit
Atomic_Marshmallow: Time for more pain and suffering
NightValien28: they actually did a puzzle boss right in sekiro, it wasn't frustrating or awful
TXC2: or if the bonfire was right outside
rarermonsters: Sekiro's boss fights are exquisite
northos: ancient wyvern in DS3 is *closer* to what bed of chaos should have been, but still not great
NightValien28: lol
accountmadeforants: Curse you, ledges!
Dandinstorm12: Man, remember when we would be counting all these deaths?
wildpeaks: oh god that would be miserable
northos: !death Kappa
Dandinstorm12: yup :)
accountmadeforants: The death count was kinda miserable, glad we stopped
kaffeetrinken89: gravity was the villain all along
TXC2: so fucking glad we got rid of that WAAAAAY before I became a mod :p
Woogachaka: I think there was a crapshot about a similar tilting at one point
UnusuallyLargeMoth: !quote death
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Atomic_Marshmallow: My only claim to gamer fame in Dark Souls is beating Bed of Chaos the first time on the very first try
UnusuallyLargeMoth: !quote die
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
northos: !findquote death
LRRbot: Quote #6422: "Death to E3!" —Kathleen [2019-09-26]
Dandinstorm12: Yeah, our obsession with STATS drove us over the edge
Alahmnat: !findquote tilt
LRRbot: Quote #730: "Dude, YOU'RE tilting?" —James [2015-09-24]
Woogachaka: something about end of turn Gifts Ungiven I think?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: oh I was doing it wrong
rarermonsters: Sekiro is my favorite From game because they figured out how to focus on 1 v 1 "dudes in armor" fights while still making them really varied and interesting and expansive
Inari_Kitsune: woo hoo i was just thinking i wanted something good to watch and nut phone went off.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it's FINDquote I am a dumb fish
wildpeaks: to be fair, one of the shows literally had "tilt" in the title
rarermonsters: Like, Lady Butterfly, Owl part 2, Genichiro, and Isshin are just top tier experiences
wildpeaks: ohh, shiny
NightValien28: ooooh
northos: @unusuallylargemoth !quote <name> gets you a quote by that person, it's findquote for word searching
TXC2: "!quote" is the person name, we haven't had a quote from death it's self
TehAmelie: we found more blasphemy eh? are we on new game+ or somethin?
Dandinstorm12: yet
wildpeaks: get ye miracles, son
Alahmnat: thankfully
UnusuallyLargeMoth: okilydokily thanks!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I am now a slightly smarter moth!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #2239: "Everyone gives me *** about my wide ass..." —Alex [2016-04-01]
wildpeaks: I don't think it's ng+ TehAmelie
northos: but still quite large :P
Dandinstorm12: !diamondcount
Alyssa_Swift: @TXC2 We haven't had a quote from death itself YET Kappa
wildpeaks: currently I mean
TXC2: Alyssa_Swift indeed
TehAmelie: ah i remember this man
Mangledpixel: I bid thou consume mine rear!
wildpeaks: today's lunch is one serving of ass
Astra7525: What was the mark of the third refuge you got from that guy?
Woogachaka: ah the base damage boosts are great
UnusuallyLargeMoth: get BENT into a PRETZEL son!
Dandinstorm12: Alex "pot ions" Steacy
TXC2: potible ions
TehAmelie: you don't want your pot unionized
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
Dandinstorm12: lrrSACK
Mangledpixel: lrrSACK
TXC2: lrrSACK
NightValien28: oooooh
accountmadeforants: Blessed grate!
rarermonsters: lrrSACK
wildpeaks: the sackiest sack of all \o/
TXC2: !clip
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somecall_metim: alex's laugh gives me life
KharadBanar: you better be grate-ful for that level design lrrBEEEJ
KharadBanar: lrrBEEJ *
TehAmelie: i mean, sooner or later you have to fall on something other than spikes, it's just a statistical certainty
Dandinstorm12: something something yellow card something something
Mangledpixel: thou art an hempen sack that containeth a great quantity of luck
Dandinstorm12: f
The_Color_Twelve: tfsDrink
Dandinstorm12: Twice?
BrindleBoar: the double
Dandinstorm12: TWICE
somecall_metim: you jammy sod
TXC2: Skill
Dandinstorm12: lrrSACK lrrSACK
TXC2: hmmmmmMMMMMmmmmm
Alyssa_Swift: tim_allen.ogg?
TehAmelie: this is the field upon which i grow my lucks; lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see it has been pillaged by that knave Steacy
Astra7525: "fuck." *shinkt*
Mangledpixel: how dost thou explain Tim Allen?
TehAmelie: dang, the luck didn't last long enough for me to type that
rarermonsters: This game is a really good example of how you can have an open ended map but still structure it so that portions of the game are still thoughtfully laid out to provide linear challenges
accountmadeforants: Grate abandoned us T_T
kaffeetrinken89: unsacked
TXC2: !findquote think
LRRbot: Quote #5541: "Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?" —Paul [2018-11-22]
The_Color_Twelve: there is a door there
Astra7525: but what even is on the other side?
BrindleBoar: anything, you say? Kappa
wildpeaks: oh my
TaubeTilda: Hello! Have we been sinful today?
TXC2: hello TaubeTilda welcome
ilyon_: Ooooeeeeiiii was a great death sound
Dandinstorm12: Us? No. Alex, yes
asddsa28: i see now i can see the world
Alyssa_Swift: Chat? Sinful? Neeeveeer
wildpeaks: maybe our character is into spikes, that would explain a lot
TXC2: Certinly FALLS into them a lot Kappa
Mangledpixel: no no, wildpeaks, the spikes are into THEM
wildpeaks: :D
wildpeaks: uwu
BrindleBoar: Alex pls
Dandinstorm12: Longcut
Astra7525: a hole that shows the background image
Dandinstorm12: its a penny
wildpeaks: cryptid
Unlucky_Desperado: think it's a hole
KharadBanar: !card Spike, Tournament Grinder
LRRbot: Spike, Tournament Grinder [2{B/P}{B/P}] | Legendary Creature — Human Gamer [1/1] | ({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) / {B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Choose a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format, reveal that card, and put it into your hand.
Woogachaka: So, does a mid air hit (on the character rather than by the character on an enemy) turn your character away? I think I was noticing something like that when I was playing the game myself, but was never sure
DiscordianTokkan: Crack in the cobble, looking through?
wildpeaks: he died for our sins and shortcuts
rarermonsters: Glitch in the matrix we an isekai now
NightValien28: its a crack in the stone showing the background through it
asddsa28: fall down here i think you can get the chat
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ilyon_: There was. It was full of spikes tho
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
TXC2: Man the lack of double jump kinda hurts us here
wildpeaks: some frame perfect tricks
TaubeTilda: its the darksouls of jumps
TXC2: Putti are not angles
TehAmelie: angels might not have a concept of learning from your mistakes. if you can change you aren't an angel
Dandinstorm12: No?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 10
wildpeaks: sorry I was looking away a second, didn't catch it
DiscordianTokkan: Cracks in the floor changing colour from the parallax?
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
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TXC2: this is neat
Woogachaka: Its a taurus demon trope!
rarermonsters: When does Slave Knight Gael show up?
TXC2: hopefully never?
Woogachaka: @rarermonsters, give it time
Dandinstorm12: it's like "naw, you can hit mme there."
Astra7525: Are we entering a boss rush here?
TXC2: cool new area
KharadBanar: I read that as Keg of the Secular and was confused
Astra7525: jebaited
accountmadeforants: Juked!
Dandinstorm12: or yuked
wildpeaks: keys ? Let's Nope confirmed gogcomSpoopy
TXC2: bad things I imagine
Dandinstorm12: do you really want to know?
Unlucky_Desperado: they start a mosh pit
wildpeaks: I'd guess it hurts
TXC2: can it be that row boat mosh pit?
Alyssa_Swift: @wildpeaks Remember that one Watch&Play game where you had to sift through 200-some keys to find the one that would open the door?
wildpeaks: or maybe all they ever wanted was a hug
Astra7525: that wall looked climbable there
Astra7525: it had a different color
Woogachaka: What he said
thefileclerk: how I feel right now
wildpeaks: neat, another for the collection
TXC2: hmm, so both Alex and Graham can do a droopy dog voice
accountmadeforants: Another for the Bone Zone
wildpeaks: assembling a skeleton is pretty cool
nightwingmisthawk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex check out Blasphemous on a bonus stream! Game: Blasphemous) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (42m ago).
wildpeaks: oh yeah, the bone zone :D
Diabore: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
accountmadeforants: It Tried
rarermonsters: This feels like it was supposed to be an earlier area
wildpeaks: not even a headbutt, more like a head boop
Woogachaka: sometimes they start fuming, but that's honestly about the extent of it
TXC2: Gods what emotes doesn't Wheeler have ?
Dandinstorm12: why is there jam on that ledge
Mangledpixel: there are around 200 bones in the human body, this could take a while
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
Kaktus021: Their headbutt sounds like they're booting a soccerball
Alyssa_Swift: @Mangledpixel If it's a child's body, we'll be here for even longer
Dandinstorm12: watchable even
wildpeaks: well hello sir
Dandinstorm12: that's a big boi
SpacePotato01: is this furry hell?
TXC2: there hasn't been a good terminator movie in 26 years
Dandinstorm12: hot damn
BrindleBoar: smashy smashy
wildpeaks: did we stumble in someone's sex dungeon on accident ?
herph: kitty!
TehAmelie: call me a purist but i just don't see any point to having Terminator movies past the ones James Cameron did
accountmadeforants: Ah, he took all the DEEPS from the other enemies
TXC2: T2 is however A LOT longer then you remember
Astra7525: Are those enemies naruto-running at you?
rarermonsters: Bob Chipman had a really good pitch for future terminator movies: stop making it about skynet. At this point, the skynet mythos is the least interesting stuff. Just focus on having a reason to have robots in the future chasing each other in the modern world
accountmadeforants: Rambo also went from something with an actually interesting story and message to... just plain BLAT BLAT
wildpeaks: oh yeah they are, maybe this is area51 then :D
Dandinstorm12: True, but I watched Alien, 40th Anniversery, in theatres last Sunday and man, if they made something half so good today...
Laserbeaks_Fury: But boy does Linda Hamilton still look like Sarah Connor
asddsa28: yeah it ys
Dandinstorm12: him and his bow
rarermonsters: "In the war I was in charge of million dollar equipment, now I can't even hold a job in a garage1'
TXC2: to Colonal Tatuman
TXC2: "the war is over" "NOTHING IS OVER!"
Woogachaka: why leave the fragment of guilt back there?
TXC2: Woogachaka they can heal you
Dandinstorm12: stick and move alex
TehAmelie: arrested for "vagrancy" aka "existing while poor". i didn't have any idea why that was a crime until i learned more about the US. . .
wildpeaks: like that unironic starship troopers sequel who totally missed the point of the first movie
Woogachaka: @TXC2 yeah, but it also limits your fervor bar?
asddsa28: it is
TXC2: the book is VERY Different from the movie
accountmadeforants: The second movie tries to pull an Apocalypse Now-esque afair, but poorly. The third was right shit.
Dandinstorm12: Yeah but, "Come on you Apes! Do you want to live forever!"
Mangledpixel: well, the movie was an unrelated plot, until someone pointed out the similarities to the book, so they bought the rights and changed some character names
TXC2: the book is pro war, the movie is PROFOUNDLY not
rarermonsters: It's not really... it's kind of overtly fascist. Veorhoven's vision for the original movie was "Fuck that book, I'm going to make the worst possible movie I can because I don't loke"
TehAmelie: Paul Veerhoeven just took it for granted that people would get that he was making a satire based on how he grew up under Nazi occupation. . .
SpacePotato01: I think you're thinking of Haldeman's 'the forever war'
SpacePotato01: 'starship troopers' the book is a lot more pro-war and borderline pro-fascist
Dandinstorm12: The mobile infantry made me the man I am today
wildpeaks: god that line
the_bus_stirs: Verhoeven explicitly made the film as a fuck you to the lionizing militarism of the book
TXC2: I saw it as a kid, and it threw me for a loop as to why the people from Benous aries were all white :P
Woogachaka: It tries to do something clever as a film though, because it either gets you to think the whole thing is silly, or it gets you to unintentionally root for a facist, xenophobic system (hopefully in such a way that you realize it later and wonder why you did)
Dandinstorm12: @TXC2 yep
BrindleBoar: The book is "if you're not a soldier you're a coward," the movie is "that's dumb as hell so here's all of its glory," the sequels are "fukk yearh shoot buggs"
CamelAttack: I would argue if you look closely at it the movie is a fantastic example of propganda that it too good and ends up being actual propganda that people buy into which is scary.
Woogachaka: it is, super campy
TXC2: oh it's stupid, but it has a point to it's stupidity
Woogachaka: precisely
wildpeaks: at least it's intentionally this way
rarermonsters: The movie is intentionally stupid. Basically, Veorhoven tried to present what he saw as Fascist propaganda as the kind of clumsy, immature story he saw it as
rarermonsters: Bascially, Starship Troopers was a feature length version of a fake ad from Robocop
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or Stephen Colbert
Astra7525: Lindsey Ellis did a good video on Mel Brooks and Satire and especially The Satire Paradox"
Echo_Hotel: The Starship Troopers cartoon is actually more faithful to the book
SpacePotato01: I love Starship Troopers the movie because it poked its nose at the source material, and then reality one-upped the movie.
wildpeaks: haven't seen it yet unfortunately
rarermonsters: Why would you remind me of that movie...
wildpeaks: how was it ?
TXC2: yeap, it's shit, COMPLEATLY misses the point of robocop
Astra7525: The video makes the point that some forms of Satire have a tendency to become coopted by what they were meant to satirize
SpacePotato01: er, poked its thumb
SpacePotato01: I can do words
SpacePotato01: tongue, w/e
Dandinstorm12: Not THAT robocop
TXC2: like Gary oldman is good in it, put he's Garu oldman so thats a given
accountmadeforants: I've seen bits of it, but it's a LOT
wildpeaks: oh right that one
Mangledpixel: yeh I've never seen a bad Gary Oldman performance
the_bus_stirs: That sounds rad
TehAmelie: i just love the joke about Two Robocops as a pet name
BrindleBoar: shooting all the guys in the dick
Astra7525: wat
TehAmelie: "you were named after the two bravest men i knew"
wildpeaks: the other type of "headshot"
Dandinstorm12: uh
Mangledpixel: uh oh
TXC2: uh game?
wildpeaks: uh oh
BrindleBoar: F
Dandinstorm12: F
accountmadeforants: Can you jump through the grate?
Astra7525: can you not fall through the lift?
KharadBanar: did we just softlock the game?
Frozendukie: "how did you get up here without the key"
Mangledpixel: methinks an unintentional softlock has been discovered
wildpeaks: oh good
nightwingmisthawk: Whoops
BrindleBoar: You did it!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
Alyssa_Swift: We blasphemed too hard
Dandinstorm12: lrrALEX
TXC2: where did?
PinkfloydYES: herro
Alyssa_Swift: Or not
Uzumaki15: Money
PinkfloydYES: lrrALEX lrrALEX
Dandinstorm12: Like Predators? (2018)
accountmadeforants: It's even worse when they DO care, there's so many misguided producers who just ruin scripts
Unlucky_Desperado: "it bombed at the box office...oh well time for tax breaks from it then!"
PinkfloydYES: cough cough Spider man 3 and Amazing Spider Man 2
Astra7525: heh, Venture capitalist Bane
offbeatwitch: "audiences just aren't buying [genre] right now!"
TXC2: "theres no money here" "really? then why are you people here? "
TXC2: I don't like that Sci-fi, fantasy and horror are all mixed in a s"genre"
Astra7525: "Genre is dead with dead being defined as it doesn't make all of the money instead of just a lot
TXC2: !alex
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wildpeaks: nice segway :D
Dandinstorm12: ayyyy
PinkfloydYES: yo have you read the new gwen pool comics
Kaktus021: I enjoy your comic a lot
Atomic_Marshmallow: Everyone go read Purifier!
thefileclerk: better than a moaning piss
BrindleBoar: on Webtoons you have it organized into Books, which means that it's not clear when you post a new page - that might be something that merits changing?
TXC2: the biggest peoblem with most comic books is that they don't end
TXC2: *problem
accountmadeforants: One of our main characters is DEAD, write articles about it!
PinkfloydYES: is that a jojo reference
asddsa28: there all the same people to not much vriday
SpacePotato01: maybe it's like the teletubbies. They only need a certain amount of episodes because kids grow out of them by the end.
RabidWallaby84: @LoadingReadyRun both you and Adam are currently playing games that involve silly hats
Laserbeaks_Fury: please, Goku dying was a pre-requisite for him to m=win most of the time
Zhedor: says the guy playing a game that is functionally identical to hundreds that have come before....
Unlucky_Desperado: "you guys voted for it, so he's super dead.....or is he?"
TXC2: accountmadeforants to be fair, nothing else happend that day, so news had nothing else to talk about
rarermonsters: The coverage of the upcoming star wars is killing me. It's all "Does THIS explain THAT? Is THIS a clue to THAT? Does THIS mean THAT was why THAT?"
wildpeaks: "sure"
RabidWallaby84: in DC comics, characters are only dead until the next "Crisis"
TXC2: there are only 3 people in comics who stay dead
Kraest: Gmorning friends!
Dandinstorm12: hey @Kraest
TXC2: and one of them used to be bucky
PinkfloydYES: they killed deathstroke like last month and well 4 issues later he is already back
wildpeaks: exactly the thing that bugged me with the avengers movei whose name I forgot, you just know they'll just fix whatever big issue happened
TehAmelie: Uncle Ben comes back every now and then. . .
Laserbeaks_Fury: They did it twice! What a twist!
RabidWallaby84: I want there to be a comic series with a legacy-type timeline. I'd probably get more into that than trying to remember when reboots happen and what's changed.
offbeatwitch: yeah, I have the same reaction to superhero movies tbh
Frozendukie: circles :)
Zhedor: actually infinity war was very clever about that. every heor that survived had only one more movie on contract
NightValien28: I got tired of super hero movies after the first iron man
Astra7525: Into the SPiderverse was great
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like what the DC shows are doing with a multiverse idea of bringing in actors who have played the roles in other movies/TV
TXC2: I equte that to an Undertaker wreslemaina match, you know he wins, it's how that matters
TehAmelie: there is one main timeline where Peter Parker is dead, but i think at least two where he isn't, so. . .
asddsa28: nether can i they feel all the same
Dandinstorm12: @TXC2 yeah but Brock
TXC2: Dandinstorm12 we don't talk about that
Alyssa_Swift: I noticed that I kinda stopped caring about superhero movies after most of my college friends left/graduated
RabidWallaby84: @TehAmelie Ultimate Spider-Man
Dandinstorm12: @TXC2 too late
wildpeaks: Legion and Gotham are pretty much the other two cape universe series that did grab my intention, they both tried something different (especially Legion)
Zhedor: nextwave was probably one of the comics i least liked
Alyssa_Swift: For me, it wasn't so much about the stories as just having something to go see with some buddies
wildpeaks: *only two
Dandinstorm12: Alex "Oh, it's a vape." Steacy
rarermonsters: I find Superhero subversions to get really up themselves sometimes. Like, they're parodying a genre that's already self-aware.
rarermonsters: Like... most mainline comics already take the piss
TaubeTilda: Its not a comic, but the only capeshit I consume is "The Boys"
asddsa28: i have seen one superhero who looks like me
Zhedor: nextwave was a parody of "the authority" which was pastiche of JLA...
wildpeaks: suspension of disbelief only goes so far :D
Unlucky_Desperado: it also gets annoying when they try to make it edgier
Dandinstorm12: So like Antman?
TXC2: TaubeTilda it was a comic
KharadBanar: I never got into super hero stuff for pretty much that reason
Vyous: Thor Ragnarok was great!
Dandinstorm12: and Thor sure
TehAmelie: the best Batman comic, or the only Batman comic we'll ever need? https://i.imgur.com/ESFGFRy.png
Zhedor: that's my secret: they're all dumb. that's what makes em fun :D
RabidWallaby84: Thor Ragnarok was 40% ad-lib
Astra7525: "Piss off, Ghost!"
TaubeTilda: @TXC2 Oh! Cool.
Dandinstorm12: what Alex said
wildpeaks: she sure is
offbeatwitch: alex pls
accountmadeforants: Ragnarok was just capital-F Fun
offbeatwitch: this place is a maze
Atomic_Marshmallow: We lost son
Alahmnat: yeah, Ragnarok was a blast
Dandinstorm12: Aquaman was almost that
TXC2: "where the hell am I going?" the question of our times
Laserbeaks_Fury: All shall love me and despair!
Unlucky_Desperado: like trying to make "darker" stories like the boys was doing and just like...saw it a mile away
dadtree: hewwo
TehAmelie: and if you picture the villain wearing a red cap Ragnarok even has something to say
rarermonsters: I mean, it's weird that we're talking about stupid things taking themselves too seriously, isn't that this game ijn a nutshell?
wildpeaks: maybe they need to eat more fiber
TXC2: !clip
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RabidWallaby84: DC is punting it because they think that DareDevil was a good movie to be inspired by
SpacePotato01: sometimes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Even Rorschach is saying "Maybe dial it back"
accountmadeforants: Yeah, DC movies try to get me invested in characters I don't know and then convince me there are high stakes
wildpeaks: we all had that matrix trenchcoat period, it's ok :D
NightValien28: we know, the pictures are out there
TXC2: "I'm so dark and edgy, no one can know the deapths of my pain!"
Dr_fragenstien: Same :(
Astra7525: Do the corpses maybe have valuable information when you equip the relic to talk to them?
Dandinstorm12: No?
rarermonsters: This game's pretty edgelordy while we're on the subject
Unlucky_Desperado: i liked my trench coat even after my phase...mostly cause it was warm and kept me dry during the rainy seasons
Laserbeaks_Fury: Even our edgelord video games are evolving. Painfully slow
Dandinstorm12: Akex "Young and lame" Steacy
wildpeaks: oh dear
asddsa28: wite what
wildpeaks: go on
Unlucky_Desperado: i'm sorry...the trenchers?
asddsa28: ooo noo
TXC2: "the Trenchers" jesus get a better name
NightValien28: ooooof
Dandinstorm12: Is that like the Trench Coat Mafia? ;)
wildpeaks: oh good
Alahmnat: oh lordy
Indiexxx: Isn't that a sandwich?
RabidWallaby84: Hey...the local gang in my home town called themselves the Bus Stop Scummies...
Unlucky_Desperado: victoria bloods.........wat?
full_st0p: Victoria bloods! that;s hilarious
asddsa28: yeah
TXC2: the Bloods and the Crips
TehAmelie: i unironically love my trenchcoat that's literally labeled as a "Matrix" model. maybe it helps no one around here wears that kind of thing
Dandinstorm12: is hilarious
Unlucky_Desperado: HAHAHAHAHA
Dandinstorm12: yup
wildpeaks: makes sense
Alahmnat: lol
Dandinstorm12: fair
Unlucky_Desperado: yeah that makes sense
TXC2: hmmm
TehAmelie: i learned that from LRR!
offbeatwitch: alex you're sounding a bit neckbeardy :P
wildpeaks: so one should "umm actually it's a trillby" them :D
TXC2: It kinda pisses me off that fedoras got ruined, 'cause I kinda wanted one :p
BrindleBoar: um
NightValien28: you fucked now son
wildpeaks: oh dear
accountmadeforants: SORD
Aarek: Indiana Jones wears a fedora.
Dandinstorm12: boss?
KharadBanar: I'm more of a Pork Pie person
Alyssa_Swift: I still can't get over the fact that someone would think "The Trenchers" was a good name for a gang, real or fake
Astra7525: secret boss?
Dandinstorm12: he looks like you
Enmity777: WutFace That damage
accountmadeforants: The slower the attack, the more damage!
rarermonsters: It's really sad how these kids make honest efforts to expand themselves and get more self-respect and in doing so end up getting tons of shit, which just feeds even more into the problems they're having
TXC2: "fire: mans oldest foe, instaible, remorseless, unquenchable"
wildpeaks: they can't attack if we're live forever in the menu *taps galaxy brain*
BrindleBoar: big yikes
wildpeaks: that's a bold fashion choice
aesir_blade: What we need is for giant conical penitent one hats to be in style
accountmadeforants: Yes, but which colour? https://i.imgur.com/05Yhn1n.png
Kraest: I have a trilby that my boyfriend got me only a couple of months before The Neckbeard Era started and I was so pissed off because it was really nice and I looked good in it
Astra7525: My grandma once got me a nice sweater from one of her holiday trips. I loved to wear it. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, it had crypto neonazi slogans on it that I was absolutely not aware of.
Astra7525: took me a month until I figured that out
TXC2: Astra7525 oof
NightValien28: yes
full_st0p: Footdive!
wildpeaks: ouch
TehAmelie: i have a drink called unicorn tears. it tastes like Grave of the Fireflies fruit drops
TaubeTilda: darnit grandma!
Alyssa_Swift: @Astra7525 I guess the question is, did she know that's what they were when she got it?
TXC2: TehAmelie evil
TehAmelie: pretty weird
wildpeaks: I guess it's one where one needs to learn the patterns
Astra7525: @Alyssa_Swift No. When I told her, she realized her error and dumped it
NightValien28: I never managed to dodge that slam attack
TaubeTilda: @wildpeaks badumtish
Alyssa_Swift: @Astra7525 Well, that's good at least
accountmadeforants: 'scuse me sir
KharadBanar: where do you even get a crypto neonazi sweater
TehAmelie: ooh you think we're going to be. . .bound by flame?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am forever pissed they took 88 away from Back to the Future
wildpeaks: damn, the columns aren't even always in the same locations
KharadBanar: i mean surely that's not something someone just sells to a second hand store?
accountmadeforants: He's just walking, slowly!
Astra7525: @KharadBanar With swastikas and stuff being super banned in Germany, they tend to adopt certain phrases and wear that
Astra7525: @KharadBanar This particular sweater my grandma bought in Poland.
KharadBanar: I know what you mean by crypto, but still
KharadBanar: oh ok, Poland explains it
TXC2: Poland doesn't do Irony does it? :P
Astra7525: also: It didn't say something like "Death to xyz" on it, but it said "Pitbulls Germany" which was one of their phrases
wildpeaks: at least on a happier note, Poland creates so many good games nowadays
Kraest: Like Darkwood!
KharadBanar: Coming from Austria, I would be extremely weary of the phrase "Pitbulls Germany" on a sweater, even without knowing the exact context
KharadBanar: like, that just can't mean nice things
Astra7525: If you want a weird "neo nazi brand choice", try to figure out why they like the British label "Lonsdale"
TXC2: KharadBanar like the only way it could be ok is if it where a team mascot or something
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TaubeTilda: its raining men
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
tomatinchen: Hi, german person here, simple rule of thumb: Don't buy anything that says "German [something]" on it.
KharadBanar: I'd be instantly suspicious of a team that wants a pitbull as their mascot tbh
Dandinstorm12: LOL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or Artorias
TXC2: tomatinchen thanks for the advice
aesir_blade: Soul of Cinder's wombo combo?
wildpeaks: we might need to come back later, when we have more health potiions
KharadBanar: but yeah, what tomatinchen said
Astra7525: They usually wore shirts with the slogan "Lonsdale" on the front, then an open jacket on top, which covered the beginning and end and lust leaves "NSDA" visible, close to NSDAP
NightValien28: he sure had
misk511: hi
TXC2: hello misk511 welcome
KharadBanar: The only contexts where Germans allow themselves to be openly patriotic are beer and sports (mostly)
Astra7525: but enough about that
misk511: did you give me a 1 month thank you so much
TXC2: yeap lets move on
Dandinstorm12: So, how about them magical cards
KharadBanar: Magic magic magic magic?
TXC2: Dandinstorm12 no thats later Kappa
misk511: dude thank you so much it means a lote to me
Dandinstorm12: heh
Alyssa_Swift: Magic magic magic MAGIC magic
TXC2: magic magic ban field, ban oko magic magic Kappa
rarermonsters: The amount of people overreacting to Oko is nuts
KharadBanar: Magic magic magic Field of the Dead Magic
Alyssa_Swift: @TXC2 No, clearly the solution is to ban Forest Kappa
TehAmelie: picture a Diablo 2 mod where the cows in the cow level say "magic" instead of "moo"
Woogachaka: as someone literally shuffling a magic deck right now .....
accountmadeforants: Haha, doing magic when you can just play lands instead!
Izandai: uh oh
TXC2: um game?
misk511: dude why are you not talking with the chat?
Dandinstorm12: you got hit by Stigma Lasher
KharadBanar: he's concentrating on the boss fight
TXC2: misk511 kinda busy with the boss
Astra7525: kinda difficult during a F-ING BOSSFIGHT
Izandai: ^
misk511: thank for the 1 month thank a lote
offbeatwitch: lol it's just a troll?
NightValien28: seems like i
Kraest: Mods?
NightValien28: *it
Vyous: Seems like troll
offbeatwitch: mods time
misk511: dude are you the one who give me the month?
TXC2: month of what?
Izandai: What month thing are you talking about?
Kraest: He’s trying to trick someone into giving him a month sub
KharadBanar: talking about the month of timeout they're about to receive I presume lrrBEEJ
offbeatwitch: or... something
Astra7525: how would that even work
Izandai: By pretending they already got one?
Izandai: When everyone can clearly see they don't have one?
Kraest: @astra7525 it works because 12 year old logic
TaubeTilda: its a strange world we live in
TXC2: just ignore them
TXC2: phase 2 !
accountmadeforants: Hello, I am Even More Fire now
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Right in front of you.
Kraest: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #1479: "I wanna set the ghost on fire." —Alex [2016-01-08]
TXC2: !findquote front
LRRbot: Quote #984: "Not from the butt. Do it from the front." —Cori [2015-10-27]
Alyssa_Swift: Phase 2: Now with more fire
ReynardWrecca: Does EVERYONE in this game have an impractical hat?
TehAmelie: thanks Lrrbot, thanks
accountmadeforants: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
KharadBanar: "I'm just gonna put this over here with the rest of the fire"
NightValien28: ReynardWrecca yes
Woogachaka: Its a Capriote
TXC2: hay thats new
Izandai: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
Woogachaka: a mark of penitence in the old spanish catholic church
Alyssa_Swift: It's like Touhou, everyone has to have an impractical hat
Izandai: I think that advice is in the wrong command.
KharadBanar: That's a PogChamp right there
GamesAndInk: I just showed up so I'll choose to believe Alex nailed this on the first try.
wildpeaks: woohoo lrrHORN lrrHORN
ReynardWrecca: @NightValien28 I hope someone in the credits is listed as 'headwear consultant'.
Dandinstorm12: WOOO
Izandai: First try!
TehAmelie: lrrGOAT
popeworldbuild: Nice
Unlucky_Desperado: WOOO!
Kraest: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
StationaryTarget: Nice!
Kaktus021: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NightValien28: nicely done
KharadBanar: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
lemmel: Nice!
Izandai: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
toothpaste611: wheelerRanch
Polyd3uces: Nice!
Astra7525: I wonder whether that boss was supposed to symbolize what YOU will become after your quest's end
KharadBanar: I think this is the first time I see the word "expiated"
RabidWallaby84: Plot Twist: Point Hat people are just faceless garden gnomes
rarermonsters: Something really interesting about this game that I don't see often, is that it has a ton of really clearly Christian imagery and theming but is never explicitly Christian
rarermonsters: In fact, it seems to be very determinidely a religion that's not Christianity but has all of its visual signifiers
TXC2: indeed
Frozendukie: killed fire zombie
Dandinstorm12: Alex "Neat!" Steacy
NightValien28: rarermonsters word is it is spanish Catholicism
Dandinstorm12: so why did he have a sword
TXC2: rarermonsters we call that a Cystal dragon Jesus
Unlucky_Desperado: lame that you didn't get the fire sword
Izandai: Crystal Dragon Jesus best Jesus.
Laserbeaks_Fury: what exactly is "guilt" in this game?
wildpeaks: it's what limits our magic blue bar
NightValien28: Laserbeaks_Fury a thousand things
thegreatwyrdling: !updog
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KharadBanar: It's like losing Humanity in Dark Souls
Dandinstorm12: Alex "A little shame ghost" Steacy
Dandinstorm12: oooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3 horse power
wildpeaks: fancy elevator
Alyssa_Swift: Alex "That's a lotta horses" Steacy
TXC2: that's like 18 ducks
Pintyhet: Very “It that rides as one”
Kraest: nyoom
TaubeTilda: !Y
Hellishdream: I can not get over how gorgeous this game is.
GamesAndInk: Between the sprites and the music and coloring and themes, like, I'm being fire hosed in the face with nostalgia for Diablo II
accountmadeforants: Gib sord lady!
TXC2: Sword tit lady HYPE!
Alyssa_Swift: That's, like, at least two swords stuck in her
Astra7525: can we save?
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks Sword Mom
The_Voices: is... this like 2.5d dark souls?
TehAmelie: Bloody Boobs has had some improvements
KharadBanar: Castsoulvania
accountmadeforants: The_Voices in terms of aesthetic, yeah. In terms of gameplay it's more Castlevania.
TXC2: The_Voices not really, it's much more of a metriodvania
TaubeTilda: Oooh! Now you have three masks!
The_Voices: COOL
The_Voices: thats reall cool
RabidWallaby84: It's CLEARLY Conehead Souls
NightValien28: yup
wildpeaks: I still hope to play that character in a good game instead
rarermonsters: I think it's closer to say this game is taking the same Berserk inspiration that Dark Souls was
TXC2: maybe the boobs are bloodier? Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does "Dark Souls Like" refer to it's game play or it's aesthetic?
rarermonsters: Since the Sin symbol is almost the Brand of Sacrifice
TehAmelie: no i mean this is Bloody Boobs. you can hardly recognize it, except for that one lady with the bloody boobs
The_Voices: wooooow
TXC2: this game is big
TehAmelie: (i'm lying)
NightValien28: if you backtrack you should reach the elevator
wildpeaks: can't be bloody boobs, no paper bag hat
NightValien28: the non horsey one
Alyssa_Swift: Why was there a giant crying lady in the background?
Kraest: Someone is fighting an IRL boss near me. The sun was shining only a minute ago and now it’s dark as hell and raining. XD
accountmadeforants: Wehh, what's up mountain, you gonna cry?
Dandinstorm12: the non-heresy one has been called
NightValien28: yup
TXC2: man these bckgrounds
NightValien28: watch out for pits
accountmadeforants: The after images thing is very Castlevania
TehAmelie: i think we can trace it back to the light trails in Akira
Dandinstorm12: Alex "Almost jumped" Steacy
KharadBanar: Chat, I have a problem
TehAmelie: now we're Mirrormask
Dandinstorm12: whats up
wildpeaks: wooo, road trip
KharadBanar: I am hungry and want to get some soup from the kitchen
Dandinstorm12: but
KharadBanar: but there's a lazy cat on my lap
KharadBanar: what do
KharadBanar: please advise
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Do the Beej thing.
Kraest: Carry cat
accountmadeforants: Welp, just a dead lady there
TXC2: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3376: "HAVE SOME WOOD! HAVE SOME WOOD! TRY TO lrrEFF EACH OTHER UP WITH SOME WOOD!" —Beej [2016-09-07]
Dandinstorm12: inform said cat soup is required for the body
TXC2: VOICES?!
wildpeaks: umscuse me
thegreatwyrdling: Alex you did crimes!?!
RabidWallaby84: :O She has the Mark IX armor! We're screwed
Dandinstorm12: ohai
TehAmelie: her hat is pointier than yours, we're in trouble
Woogachaka: Now we hit the slave knight gael trope!
wildpeaks: I think she doesn't like us
TaubeTilda: In the name of the Moon!
accountmadeforants: Hey lady, your hat full of blood? Didn't think so
TXC2: "you let me exicate you"
Astra7525: hey hey Lady, don't throw a wad of 5-dollar words on us
ammanas_: execrate is an amazing word
TXC2: Wrapped agony is 10000% a 3 bean taco
Alyssa_Swift: Sounds like *someone* wins a lot at Scrabble night
accountmadeforants: She's the same size as us and has the same hat, we're doomed!
Kraest: Execrate really is a great word
The_Voices: she dont like you
KharadBanar: hope we don't get excoriated as well
Dandinstorm12: why not
wildpeaks: she has a lovely spiky hat and bloody sword too though
TehAmelie: or excrescence, if you want to go ten dollar
rarermonsters: Speaking of Christian art themes... I think video games have brought back heirarchal scaling as an artistic style
rarermonsters: Since it's so useful in communicating things to the players and also making things visually clear in a game
The_Voices: will a sparta kick work?
Astra7525: so wait... we are not on official church business?
Kraest: You cannot repel dive kicks of this magnitude
TehAmelie: ah, that's the word for people being bigger the more important they are
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Hide behind the penguin.
Hellishdream: But that's a false idol, Alex and you're clearly worshiping it.
Astra7525: Then why is wordtits giving us powers all the time? I thought she was with the church
rarermonsters: You've committed great blasphemies against whatever our beliefs ar
Astra7525: *swordtits
TehAmelie: it's been bugging me since i saw this game
wildpeaks: :D
ammanas_: I have been watching the VODs on Youtube and this game has such gorgeous aesthetics
Hellishdream: You trusted a Golden Skull that talks in a game about Catholic Guilt? Rookie mistake!
Astra7525: hahah. again
TXC2: ah yes, glorious 160p, thanks internet :P
accountmadeforants: Ledges, again!
JqlGirl: oopsie
The_Voices: lol
TXC2: Gravity: the age old force that humbles us all
accountmadeforants: May Gravity guid you down this pit
TehAmelie: the universal force that lies in wait
accountmadeforants: Well, some of that is momentum too
Kraest: @tehamelie I know the word you were thinking of and it’s right on the tip of my tongue but I can’t remember it and I’m upset XD
accountmadeforants: Good ol mo'
RabidWallaby84: BRB...going to throw myself at the ground and miss.
Dandinstorm12: you done goofed
TXC2: wait can she parry?
accountmadeforants: She can parry, we're even more doomed than before!
TehAmelie: hierarchal scale?
TaubeTilda: Int he Name of the Moon I will punish you!
ammanas_: I missed the beginning of the stream, have we met Crisanta before now?
TXC2: also she SUPER looks like a custodes from WH40K
KharadBanar: I did it chat
KharadBanar: I have extricated myself from under the cat
Dandinstorm12: ayy
KharadBanar: Soup has been achieved
TXC2: ammanas_ I don't think so no
wildpeaks: well we are a glutton for punishment
JqlGirl: same hat fight
TXC2: KharadBanar congrats
coelopteryx: the music being like what happens when a cassette tape dies is wild
coelopteryx: like, in a good way
BrindleBoar: ammanas_ not in the game, but she's in the comic
wildpeaks: the hat game is strong in this meta
TehAmelie: i've said this about other bosses but she really feels like an Artorias
Uzumaki15: Madame you are not allowed to violate the laws of physics with that display of flipping
TXC2: she sure spins a lot
NightValien28: ah you found crisanta
wildpeaks: more like she found us
accountmadeforants: Look lady, just gimme your hat-blood and we can all move on!
TXC2: Her after image looks a lot more anime to me, not sure why
Dandinstorm12: Lady, if I'm the heretic, why do angels drop me down after I die?
wildpeaks: want to mess with players, put a big empty room with a save point and a bunch of ammo
ammanas_: Dandinstorm12 - lol very good point
offbeatwitch: shes got some purple shadow powers
accountmadeforants: Anyway, Crisanta, could you maybe look after that dead lady by the elevator while you're waiting up here? That's a health risk!
NightValien28: Dandinstorm12 they ain't angles
Dandinstorm12: @NightValien28 says who
NightValien28: Dandinstorm12 a giant bull
RabidWallaby84: flying monkies?
RabidWallaby84: when do the bosses start getting health potions?
Dandinstorm12: @NightValien28 we listen to giant bulls now?
NightValien28: Dandinstorm12 when they have quests and rewards, yes
Dandinstorm12: awkward
Dandinstorm12: dude
TXC2: Putti aren't angles
JqlGirl: phase 2! progress
silenceaux: Ah, she unwrapped her agony
accountmadeforants: We should've taken flame guy's sword!
Alahmnat: this feels like a really good actual legit sword fight
azureHaights: "I'm TOO ANIME to stop spinning"
offbeatwitch: i'll try spinning, that's a neat trick
accountmadeforants: She feels like she's from Momodera while you're chilling in Castlevania
TXC2: Everything's better with spinning Kappa
Crashzxs: everything.
RabidWallaby84: There's a Yeti in Code Vein who does a very convincing spin dance attack style
TehAmelie: i want a sword that burns purple
KharadBanar: @azureHaights You almost made me spit my soup
wildpeaks: good ol' unskippable cutscenes
offbeatwitch: i'm not even playing the game and the parries in this game Feel
Dandinstorm12: Alex going for the ground and pound this time
wildpeaks: which game was it where the bosses had a shorter dialog when you come back after the first time you died, was is Salt & Sanctuary ?
DiscordianTokkan: Now THIS is podracing. Imean, Parrying
NightValien28: zoomy lady
TeodorantZMX: What's obi wan kenobi doing on lrr
Kraest: nyoom
accountmadeforants: This lady for sure has a third phase, that wasn't even half health!
wildpeaks: oh definitely
KharadBanar: Our Blessed Lady of the Three Stage Bossfight
DigitalSeahorse: hai
NightValien28: you did good
TXC2: so how tall do we reckon she is? I say 6ft 3
JqlGirl: Our Lady of This-Is-Not-Even-My-Final-Form
NightValien28: 6 feet, 8 with the hat
DigitalSeahorse: my tummy is having an upset elfunkCat tummy pls
Astra7525: Joke's on you: Her head completely fills out that helmet
accountmadeforants: Can you skip it with start?
aesir_blade: My name! Is Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa!
TXC2: like it's just Gwendolen Cristie under there
Kraest: @aesir_blade o h n o
DigitalSeahorse: :O
accountmadeforants: Hello I'm over here now
KharadBanar: Is there a gameplay reason for not immediately recovering the shame ghost?
TXC2: yes, they heal you
NightValien28: KharadBanar it heals you
accountmadeforants: KharadBanar It recovers health
KharadBanar: ah thanks
The_Voices: did.... she.... break?
kaffeetrinken89: our great lady of wallhacks
NightValien28: crisanta of wrapped wall glitch
wildpeaks: oh yeah, and I think we have a range attack too
Astra7525: also: Have you changed your equipped beads from the last bossfight?
wildpeaks: but stabbing stuffs with a big sword is fun too :D
KharadBanar: oh right, the beads
DigitalSeahorse: you can only tell where she attack from
accountmadeforants: She's just chilling behind chat when she does that.
Kraest: she nyoom too hard
GlennSeto: Hitboxes in this game are a teensy bit wonky.
Ashmantle: does the corpse near the elevator have anything interesting to say?
TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] Her hitbox showed up before she did.
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accountmadeforants: seabatHITBOX
TaubeTilda: Flawless masterpiece
accountmadeforants: By the way, does start skip the dialogue?
DigitalSeahorse: seabatHITBOX seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
Woogachaka: did you know you can get a free hit on her if you do your slide attack into that dialogue?
TXC2: I don't know, seems kinda rude to do that
Crashzxs: that second swing is a doozy
Woogachaka: yeah, I guess. but more rude than trying to bludgeon you to death with a sword wrapped in cloth?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TaubeTilda: oops
offbeatwitch: was bound to happen eventually
TXC2: !break
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wildpeaks: I thought the sword was wrapped in blood trails, not cloth ?
NightValien28: I should read the comic again to see what it is
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
NightValien28: yeah it is cloth
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TXC2: And we're back
offbeatwitch: [chair noises]
undecided44: !uptime
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wildpeaks: the penitent one shall pass
TXC2: so kneel!
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FireBasilisk53: are you winning son?
TXC2: I wonder how she discovered she can do those quad backflips?
FireBasilisk53: this changes everything
NightValien28: you should try to parry everything
accountmadeforants: Did you change your build from anti-fire, by the way?
accountmadeforants: Ah
JqlGirl: We have a magic uvula?
Kraest: Doesn’t everyone have a magic uvula?
Laurence72: You don't have one? :P
TXC2: JqlGirl yeah? don't you? Kappa
Toxxick: im sorry, did that sya UVULA of protection?
wildpeaks: don't even worry about it
TXC2: is everyone now SUPER aware of their uvulas ?
TXC2: *everyone else
NightValien28: yes
wildpeaks: gravity is a cruel mistress
TehAmelie: uvula is a great word. it sounds like something in the bathing suit area
Kraest: I don’t ever see myself being able to play this game, but the soundtrack sure is in my frequently played list on Spotify already
NightValien28: huh
wildpeaks: ouch
TXC2: damn
accountmadeforants: Oh no
TehAmelie: viz the porn star Uvula Cascade
Toxxick: thats....awful
JqlGirl: Wow. Rude.
Astra7525: I am trying to eat here
Tiber727: @Astra7525 This is probably not the game to watch while eating.
Woogachaka: the sideways charge is also blockable by the by
delta__vee: ItsBoshyTime
TehAmelie: this isn't Vietnam, Crysanta. there are rules
kaffeetrinken89: it is wraped in unicorne dust
Woogachaka: fair. It worked for me for the most part, but I was playing with a keyboard on a slightly older version I cobbled linux support together for. So who knows what all is changed on the back end
TXC2: pretty sure there were rules in Vietnam
Kraest: Is she the only one we’ve encountered with an American accent?
Woogachaka: I think so
TehAmelie: i was being Walter Sobchak. he's talking about the Vietnam war
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TXC2: to be fair, it's a vaguely Hispanic American accent
Izandai: Parries on point today.
kaffeetrinken89: maybe try to heal when you have time, not when you are nearly dead
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Tiber727: II thought the devs were from Spain.
Woogachaka: they are IIRC
surius88: gg
JqlGirl: GG
Izandai: GOTTEM
accountmadeforants: Nicely done!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Laurence72: YES
Izandai: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sinuhbsadak: nice
NightValien28: K.O
Woogachaka: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
accountmadeforants: I was really expecting a third phase there
wildpeaks: woohoo lrrHORN lrrHORN
ammanas_: Good job!
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
Dandinstorm12: what
wildpeaks: daang
Alahmnat: frame perfect!
accountmadeforants: Uhm
TXC2: uh...what?
Dandinstorm12: sorry what
ammanas_: ???
NightValien28: hahahahah
kaffeetrinken89: F
Izandai: Since when can we use the Shadow Clone Ninjutsu?
Tiber727: She's too special to be executed.
Kraest: wut
Astra7525: I wonder whether trying to execute the previous boss prevented some ending for you
niccus: i guess i wouldnt discount the possibility that the final final boss is straight up dracula
NightValien28: Astra7525 did not
Tiber727: @Astra7525 I will only say that there is no ending that you can be locked out of.
rarermonsters: Did you ever kill the giant baby?
Woogachaka: Tiber is correct
TXC2: rarermonsters I think so yes
kaffeetrinken89: it was me, dracula, all along
Alahmnat: yeah giant baby and their garbage scorpion are defeated
JqlGirl: kill this zombie pope motherfucker.
wildpeaks: ratnado pope would kick the butt of this zombie pope
accountmadeforants: Seems the ol' pope's figured out the purple one is by far his best attack
Alahmnat: Red Skull has been doing a lot of power-leveling since he gave away the soul stone
Woogachaka: @wildpeaks ratnado pope?
Dandinstorm12: smaller dodge window
wildpeaks: from Ben's stream, a plague tale
accountmadeforants: Woogachaka From A Plague Tale, I assume
Woogachaka: ah
rarermonsters: I think this religion is based on that stussy S we used to draw in middle school
TXC2: the cool S
rarermonsters: Either that or his magic works on Bluetooth
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wildpeaks: ow ow ow
wildpeaks: darn, so close
Dandinstorm12: you missed one, rip
BTC1220: So how has this game been, living up to the hype for you?
NightValien28: nice
Izandai: IDIOT
Laurence72: That was awesome
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
NightValien28: first try
Izandai: Wow, get fucked nerd.
JqlGirl: dummy
Mattthebeard: woop woop
Mattthebeard: nice work
DiscordianTokkan: GOTim!
Robot_Bones: get Hyucked
DiscordianTokkan: "That wasn't even my final form!"
TXC2: not even his final form
Astra7525: Snow turning back now
accountmadeforants: Uhhhhhh
wildpeaks: oh dear
Izandai: OH HI
rarermonsters: Magic Staff, make my Pope Grow!
DigitalSeahorse: benginTry ssandSPOOKED ssandGHOST
DiscordianTokkan: It didn't let you get your guilt back also!
Astra7525: That's his actual body I figure
NightValien28: a person in a vial
wildpeaks: suddenly, a Terraria boss fight
kaffeetrinken89: this wasnt his final form
accountmadeforants: His necklace is a person in a jar!
DigitalSeahorse: RPGEpicSword RPGOops
rarermonsters: Oh hey it's Sigma's final form
accountmadeforants: We're fighting Adam!
BTC1220: I kinda hate that his face is realistic
FireBasilisk53: it's a jar with person in it
TXC2: this MF thinks he's God Emperor Leto II doesn't he?
Izandai: woof
WizardZedd: Now the real question. Do you have to fight phase 1 again?
Zaghrog: this does look a lot like Sigma
Izandai: Looks like it.
Mattthebeard: hopefully not
Izandai: That second phase feels last bossy.
Tiber727: Also note that your corpse disappeared on the 2nd phase
Tiber727: So you may as well use it.
accountmadeforants: Maybe get some upgrades now that you've got a buncha points?
offbeatwitch: bossfight aint easy
Woogachaka: and the last mea culpa shrine is a nightmare to get
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if there's stuff hidden behind the vine-required stuff
Woogachaka: nothing mandatory
DiscordianTokkan: (Like, if it's even available)
control_rig: Nice
RatekStormcrow: Better every time
TXC2: we've got stage 1 down
accountmadeforants: Sweet!
control_rig: Yep that was pretty clean, only half health and full flasks
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
I_Am_Clockwork: ooh bonus Alex times!
TXC2: Hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
keroan0: Imma chargin' mah lazer :0
JqlGirl: this dude is a dick
TXC2: is it me, or is the face 3d?
I_Am_Clockwork: I found the Lightning the hardest thing to see
Tiber727: I would say a big hint is the sounds.
I_Am_Clockwork: since the particles are close to the same colour as the ash
Zaghrog: yeah the lightnin is really tricky
I_Am_Clockwork: and if it hits you, you can get caught in a loop
Zaghrog: seems to me like the moves are simple enough, but very punishing
control_rig: Ooop, Alex is getting impatient/greedy
control_rig: Just a little
TXC2: !Next
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offbeatwitch: aren't we all lrrGREED
control_rig: Indeed
TXC2: theres something 80's music video about this boss to me
TaubeTilda: It feels like we will get to the bosses real weak point later.
Izandai: Deja fuckin' vu
Zaghrog: this is so very much like Sigma
accountmadeforants: Playing Minoria again for a bit made me cringe in fear at every hit Alex is taking here. Like "welp, better restart". Until I realize it doesn't have the same "perfect fight" mechanic.
Tiber727: I dunno if you have them, but there are ways to hit the boss without the platforms.
keroan0: Yeah the shoop de woops are easy to get juggled by
TXC2: I can't help but feel that the person in the vial is gonna be important
TaubeTilda: yeah, that vial
Tiber727: There's a skill that lets you do the vertical laser.
Woogachaka: that's true
Woogachaka: I hadn't thought of that
NightValien28: alex doesn't have that skill
accountmadeforants: Look, the fact that this person is trapped in a vial proves they're a bad adventurer and you should not open the vial
Graved: Does the game allows you to replay earlier areas?
TXC2: it does
Tiber727: It was some fervour ability, but may require an item.
TXC2: back tracking is a major part of this game
Woogachaka: then again there is also an item that lets you cut those fireballs out of the air
noSmokeFire: he forgot the most important rule of combat: keep your blood on the inside
accountmadeforants: But the way this is sequenced really reminds me of Hollow Knight's final boss (without the DLC)
Tiber727: It's just a matter of noticing the first purple laser.
I_Am_Clockwork: chain lightning? lrrBEEJ
Izandai: boo
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Tiber727: And it always makes the scream noise.
rarermonsters: I assume this boss is the Richter of this game, he's the final boss unless you've 100%ed previous content
TehAmelie: his holiness, more like holeyness
rarermonsters: But this isn't a From game so you don't hav to follow space person logic to find them
Tiber727: There's a bit of space logic related to the ending.
JqlGirl: So what are we thinking the odds of a third form is?
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Izandai: That's usually how it goes.
TehAmelie: you've got the groove on now
TXC2: theres a thing, what happening with the Dune movie?
Zaghrog: there is a decent amount of telegraphing to the bosses attacks
PixelArtDragon: @txc2 I think it's still on track
TXC2: PixelArtDragon ok cool
PixelArtDragon: There's a new Dune movie in production
Woogachaka: Yep! November 2020 I think?
Astra7525: I finally watched David Lynch's Dune since it was on Prime Video.
TXC2: wild isn't it
PixelArtDragon: Directed by Dennis Villenueve, who directed Arrival, so that's making me excited
Woogachaka: its something, but it glosses over the middle 2/3rds of the book
Izandai: I read Dune for the first time not that long ago.
MostCallMe__Tim: alex,are you areare checkpoint starts soon?
TXC2: it's ambitious, but rubbish
PixelArtDragon: I keep meaning to watch the Lynch movie but I keep not having the time/mindset for it
Astra7525: It feels like he made a Trilogy of movies in just one movie and skipped the middle one
Woogachaka: Lynch's dune that is. It compresses the entire development of paul as a fremen into a training montage
noSmokeFire: exit stage left, pursued by sword
rarermonsters: Dune's very hard to adapt because it doesn't really have a great narrative, it has amazing worldbuilding
TXC2: the plot is basicaly man becomes god
TheMerricat: well that and the story is batsh** insane.
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Woogachaka: Also a lot of the drama of the book happens in subtext to the dialog that is very hard to act out clearly
rarermonsters: (And vaguely homophobic and misogynistic)
noSmokeFire: stupid boss. don't put an eye on your sword, dummy!
Woogachaka: it would rely on the viewer being able to read people on a somewhat unprecedented level
PixelArtDragon: So how far into the game is this supposed to be?
Invitare: !next
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Izandai: @rarermonsters I completely agree, which is why my favorite part of the book by far was the bit at the very end about how the planetologist dude started teaching the fremen about terraforming.
TXC2: PixelArtDragon this is probably the final boss
Izandai: Herbert's style works really well for that.
Astra7525: The constant "Character narrating their thoughts" reminded me of Bertolt Brecht's Epic Theater where he gave away every bit of thrill and twist beforehand to make the audience focus more on the how and why.
rarermonsters: If I made a Dune movie, it'd follow the viewpoint of a Planetologist rather than Paul
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
Izandai: That's not a bad idea at all. Adapt the world of Dune more than the specifics of the story in the book.
Zaghrog: there's a phase 2 to that one it seems
TheMerricat: TBH the most successful way to do Dune IMO would be to just take the world as the novels built it and make a new story.
darkalter2000: !next
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TXC2: Now the game truely begins, now that we have to stop for checkpoint :p
RassilonDND: !next
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TXC2: TheMerricat makes the movies of a good version of the Butliian Jihad
TehAmelie: the news hasn't finished happen yet, it's cool
Toxxick: So, do we know why killing the zombipope summons a giant Pink Floyd's the Wall/Monty Python-esque man?
kassy_13: !next
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PixelArtDragon: The bosses seem very bullet-hell game inspired
Izandai: Yeah, this guy's second phase seems very much to want you to be able to be aware of a lot of things at once.
Woogachaka: honestly a dune film may actually be best made not as a film but a mini-series containing the events of Dune, Dune Messiah, and Children of Dune
darkalter2000: Checkpoint?
TXC2: Woogachaka they did do that
Woogachaka: really?
TXC2: sorta
Woogachaka: was it any good?
noSmokeFire: really most books have Too Much Text to fit in one movie
Dhaunayne: hcoKahoy greetings!
Izandai: Yeah, figuring out the heuristics seems very important.
Diabore: is there no chockpont today?
TXC2: I don't know
coelopteryx: it's a live breaking news report, on the scene as alex fights a probably final boss
TheMerricat: lol
asddsa28: what was that
TehAmelie: shocking news
Izandai: uh
Izandai: what
Diabore: i guess there is now
incslayer: that was a hint
NightValien28: I guess graham brought in the hose
Woogachaka: I know there was a netflix series getting rolling about the bene gesserit
TheMerricat: do we want to know what they threatened you with Alex? :-P
TXC2: $5 dollers says that hint was naked Beej Kappa
RassilonDND: I didn't see what happened.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Yeah, Checkpoint
Izandai: anyhow
PixelArtDragon: Today: Can Alex take a hint? Let's find out!
Graved: chokepoint? I mean, if that's your fetish Kappa
ritchards: is this the final boss?
TehAmelie: just five more minutes dad
Izandai: @TXC2 No bet on it being Beej, but I'm guessing it was the PAN.
Pal_Friendpatine: SciFi did a Dune and Children of Dune miniseries. Better than the original movie.
Woogachaka: huh
Woogachaka: I'll have to see if I can find that
RabidWallaby84: I go away for lunch, come back, and the pointy-headed chick has turned into a large priest!?
rarermonsters: Making a series about the Bene Geserit has this whiff of producers looking at Dune and saying "What part of this series is the most like game of thrones"
TehAmelie: it was almost a boss chain situation
Pal_Friendpatine: And the new movies is slated to be a two parter to tell the story correctly. I, for one, am excited.
noSmokeFire: is your toe still equipped?
Woogachaka: lunch, I keep forgetting that my time zone is 3 hours off from the stream...
RassilonDND: I recently read the full series of dune. it's so hard to understand.
Izandai: @rarermonsters No arguments there, though in fairness that also sounds like a not-bad idea in its own right.
AmoriLinguae: !next
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ritchards: this section looks annoyingly RNG heavy
TehAmelie: i remember in Fallout 2 you can grow a sixth toe, get it removed and then equip it. but i forgot what it does
Woogachaka: RassilonDND, I'm currently in Children of dune, and honestly I love the depth that herbert put into the character interactions over just about everything else.
Pal_Friendpatine: @rassilondnd definitely a lot going on. I’ve only made it through the first 4. I use a character cheat sheet to keep things straight
TheMerricat: Yeah, doing Dune 'right' pretty much would be startting way back i the history of the world and working your way up to Paul's story rather than doing it in medias res and just dropping you into the insanity from the start. But if you do that, you'd have to have Disney levels of funding and backing given how much of the world was setup just in background Silmarillion style
noSmokeFire: thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening ME
noSmokeFire: gallileo (gallileo)
TehAmelie: you dodged the lightning! somewhat
RassilonDND: @pal_friendpatine the abrupt end due to the authors death doesn't help either....
KidAmn: You don't need to dodge all the lightning all the time. You just need to dodge *enough*
Pal_Friendpatine: @rassilondnd yup
TXC2: TheMerricat thats how I'd have to do a Warhammer 40K movie
superkeaton: F
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
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wildpeaks: too bad, we were really close
ZeroArcana: aw nurtz
WrightJustice: PogChamp
RassilonDND: you need to be eased into the dune world. A prequel series seems like the way to go.
RabidWallaby84: @TXC2 I don't think 40K would require that. You could do a basic recap intro type thing. 40K's absurd enough to stand on its own without a ton of background lore
rarermonsters: 40k is a really hard franchise to adapt because it's a lateral narrative
DiscordianTokkan: !next
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noSmokeFire: why does this guy get to be a pope AND a wizard?
Izandai: Multiclassing.
rarermonsters: It's a story that doesn't move forward, you just expand deeper into more of what's going on at essentially the same time
RabidWallaby84: @LoadingReadyRun is this the final boss?
TehAmelie: what if i told you. . .the pope is a wizard
Dhaunayne: alex i'm super serious about wanting to buy yesterday's LANL art, whether you do a more polished version or not
rarermonsters: When 40k tries to move forward it gets boring, because all you can do is depict the inevitable end of the universe
TXC2: RabidWallaby84 I'd want to do a movie on the Horus heresy, I by movie I mean like 20 of them :P
Tiber727: A perfect first phase is nice progress.
TheMerricat: @TXC2 sadly I'm of the opinion W40k just really shouldn't be a movie. Too much of a chance that they'd make the mistake of not realizing how much of a pisstake it was supposed to be and rather play it straight.
Dhaunayne: i await with excitement
TXC2: TheMerricat oh indeed
Rufran: how does the penalty for dying work in this game?
coelopteryx: heck i want to do a "no, this is patrick" but.. idk. "no this is st. patrick" nahhh
Laurence72: You have to have divine and arcane levels to be a mystic theurge. Being a pope and a wizard is perfectly reasonable for someone this high level
TXC2: TheMerricat it would be starship troopers all over again
rarermonsters: If you want to do 40k, do a series about Orks. Make it a scifi comedy. Only way to go imo
TehAmelie: you can look at Starship Troopers as the closest thing to a 40K movie
DarkNacht: !next
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TheMerricat: best case scenario, yep
Astra7525: be careful. That sword has ALL the Pokemon Gym badges
rarermonsters: Like, imagine a George Miller or Taiki Waititi movie about Space Orks
JqlGirl: maybe it's not enough fire?
Izandai: @Rufran It's a bit like Dark Souls, except you can have multiple things to reclaim in the world at once, and the more there are the more your magic bar is cut short.
accountmadeforants: Hello I'd like to put my fire here if that's alright with you. Can I have like, half the screen?
TheMerricat: and the irony was, RAH _was_ playing the original book for Starship Troopers straight, the movie was the one doing the pisstake and people still didn't get it till way too long after.
accountmadeforants: Got there!
Izandai: GOTTEM
control_rig: Yooooooooo
Laurence72: WOOT!!!
TehAmelie: gasp
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
NightValien28: that was a smart cast
accountmadeforants: Oh no
Feminine_Desires: tothYay tothYay tothYay tothYay
Izandai: OH SHIT
wildpeaks: woohoo lrrHORN lrrHORN
Graved: Got em!
Feminine_Desires: oh no
Zaghrog: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Woogachaka: Detelestai
Izandai: OH FUCK
RabidWallaby84: Ok...Phase 2 done...and here comes Thanos
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
wildpeaks: uh oh
ani_laurel: put it back
TXC2: STAGE 3!
ShDragon: This isn't even its final form!
ZeroArcana: you released him
Lucien0451: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
noSmokeFire: it was old man vetruvian all along
PixelArtDragon: Time for the third stage!
DarkNacht: Final form unlocked
TehAmelie: here comes the Asura's Wrath part
ritchards: and now the game truely begins...
Tiber727: Supreme Blashemy
wildpeaks: ohh noo
NightValien28: you win
Feminine_Desires: go save!
snowcookies: huh
midday_rendelnep: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
rarermonsters: "Big Blasphemes"
coelopteryx: oh you graduated summa blasphemia
NerdsHome: you are most blasphemous?
keroan0: You summa'd him! Right in the face
RassilonDND: the ultimate sin?
lemmel: Yay?
noSmokeFire: I think you just killed Big Jesus
wildpeaks: we dun goofed
Astra7525: "All the blasphemy" I think
TXC2: oh mode 7 time?
Alahmnat: did we just unleash the devil?
Kaszoski: Oops?
Woogachaka: the biggest goof
Izandai: "The greatest Blasphemy"
Tiber727: Sorry, it means, "Highest Blashemy"
DiscordianTokkan: Oops All Blasphemy
Fracaswell: RIP Super Pope
Graved: Oops, Alex killed Anti-Pope
Feminine_Desires: does the game autosave?
Graved: (or Anti-Archbishop, I guess?)
DiscordianTokkan: Sooo.... Save here?
Izandai: True Final Boss time? (next stream)
RabidWallaby84: *Insert Untitled Goose for last boss*
BrindleBoar: I don't think he has a codpiece. Hence the adjusting.
wildpeaks: :D
Izandai: uh
superkeaton: Rip
Izandai: We appear to be sinking.
Fracaswell: I find it funny that S2 pope's reliquary had an entire saint corpse in it.
Woogachaka: welp, ending one of 2 found.
Kaszoski: Oh your underwear is rope
Izandai: uh
RassilonDND: the pointiest archpopr?
Izandai: WHAT
Tiber727: So Alex, do you want a spoiler?
PixelArtDragon: So this is the bad ending?
Kaszoski: F
noSmokeFire: badend
TXC2: La Fin
Nigouki: wot
Izandai: I think we fucked up.
control_rig: Seems like the bad end
superkeaton: Yep
rarermonsters: I'm sorry, miracle senpai didn't notice you. Bad end
RabidWallaby84: Yep...that's a very Dark Ages ending...
noSmokeFire: spoil me daddy
RassilonDND: seems like that's the goodend?
Tiber727: You have to destroy the statues where you pay to absolve guilt.
TehAmelie: the cheevo said "path of the unworthy". seems like a spoiler
Woogachaka: if you destroyed the confessor statues you can earn the good ending
Woogachaka: there are portals beneath each
NightValien28: you are half way to the other end, you need to equip the guilt charm and destroy the statues
keroan0: I like how he just watches you climb the mountain, sink in, sighs, and then puts your head on his head chair. Very dignified.
Izandai: @Tiber727 Yeah, that sounds about right.
baronvonbirman: Become The jesus
Woogachaka: you have the corrupted bead on
Astra7525: How do you even find out you have to destroy them?
Woogachaka: then attack and go through the portal
TXC2: hi Graham
Woogachaka: hi graham!
Izandai: Well, got one of the endings.
RabidWallaby84: we got the bad ending, Graham. We need to start again
Graved: There are some hints
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Graham!
Tiber727: I think you need to equip the stone of guilt or whatever it's called
TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
control_rig: Bye!
NightValien28: Astra7525 something something lore
TXC2: !alex
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Mushbie: Thanks for the stream Alex
ReynardWrecca: Oh for heck's sake, I go away for a bleedin' hour and he finishes it.
JqlGirl: bye alex, thanks for strim!
Izandai: Go go gadget Checkpoint!
Cepsys: thanks Alex, bye Alex
control_rig: Thanks for the stream!
Dwachak: cya
Woogachaka: thanks for streaming!
Tiber727: Then attack them.
snowcookies: Bye Alex
accountmadeforants: So will you be trying the Good End as well, Alex?
Zebunisher: later alex
Kaszoski: Thanks
delta__vee: MercyWing1 lrrALEX MercyWing2
RabidWallaby84: @LoadingReadyRun we need to replay for good ending
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the sins
rustenskurk: Bye Alex
TXC2: !patreon
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Laurence72: ty Alex!
accountmadeforants: And thanks for the stream!
Dhaunayne: hoooray for alex time
TXC2: !discord
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TheMerricat: The good news is from what I'm reading you can get the rest of the endings without having to do the full game all over again.
Astra7525: soo... paying to absolve you of your guilt is bad
Rufran: Bye Alex
TXC2: !twitter
Graved: Thanks for streaming, Alex. Game looks dope
TXC2: !ytmember
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Izandai: Hopefully you don't have to replay through the entire game all over again to get the good ending.
Tiber727: I said earlier, at no point are you locked out of the ending.
Tiber727: You can just go back and do it.
Izandai: Excellent.
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Stop getting hit by everything.
UnhingedBear: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (17m ago).
snowcookies: !quote 4032
LRRbot: Quote #4032: "The snowboarding will continue until performance improves" —Ian [2017-02-19]
TXC2: would that I could lrrbot
Izandai: If I'm gonna replay a game, I want it to be because I like the game enough to play it again, not because I have to to see all the content.
ggodopaste: ok, is it showing as online for anyone?
Izandai: Not me.
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:23:34.
TXC2: not live yet
DarkNacht: nope
TheMerricat: not I either @ggodopaste
RassilonDND: longpoint tonight!
ggodopaste: mobile app says they're live, but there's no picture.
snowcookies: Alex's stream just ended
Izandai: Holy shit, Blasphemous is on Switch. I am legit shocked at that.
chaostreader: @ggodopaste if your on mobile it takes awhile to update.
TheMerricat: sometimes the mobile app takes a while to switch states.
ggodopaste: man, I've even reset it.
Izandai: Blaze it btw
Izandai: <o/
RassilonDND: red check mark, standing by
TheMerricat: @Izandai there've been a lot of games that I would have thought old Nintendo would have rioted about the idea of being on their console released for the Switch. It's almost as if they are mellowing the eff out finally.
Izandai: Apparently.
TXC2: CONTACT!
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Tiber727: Nintendo censors their own stuff, but have become pretty lax about others.
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: We are online now @ggodopaste should have the title screen.
LordChrusher: cheer100
Metric_Furlong: !findquote point
LRRbot: Quote #1058: "I am an umbrella. Your point is invalid." —Paul [2015-11-09]
LoadingReadyRun: Aaand and we’re back.
Mattthebeard: !findquote cats
LRRbot: Quote #3814: "I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair." —Kathleen [2017-01-06]
FITorion: hmm
BishopSansPants: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Izandai: @Tiber727 Is it really censorship if it's built into the original version of the thing as a creative decision on the part of the designers?
TehAmelie: ha, remember they put the Nintendo seal on that half-baked W+P game collection with the drugs and the Hotel California soundtrack
FITorion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkNacht: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
frnknstn: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Tiber727: @Izandai Yes, if they are producing different versions for different regions.
TheMerricat: @Izandai self-censorship is a thing, censoring isn't good or bad, it's only when it's used to prevent others being able to express themselves when it's a problem
FITorion: refreshing the schedule... wait there was a bonus stream... What was it?
TXC2: FITorion Alex with Balsphemous
TheMerricat: @FITorion Alex fininshing Blashemous
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Izandai: @Tiber727 @TheMerricat Fair enough.
TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
TXC2: Hello Graham and Beej
teavian: Hi
TehAmelie: he got the bad end, so maybe he's not entirely finished
Serifina: Oh noooooo
Foxmar320: Hello
Mattthebeard: Hellllloooo
TehAmelie: hello
TheWarbo: mmm liquid
TXC2: enjoying "COLA"
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Izandai: zantLUL
DiscordianTokkan: Mmm, Faceliquid
kassy_13: i'm watching let's nope....aaaand you being like "oh no" was at a great time for that
indy91: What's the bad ending of CheckPoint?
TXC2: Deep DEEP Crapshot ref I just made there
jdarr5000: Hello Graham well you get to see the proff bald it looks like
Laurence72: Is the good ending Serge and Ben? :p
TheMerricat: Sensi Beej with the hard truths.
TheOtherTrevor: If Checkpoint is the bad ending, which stream is the good one?
ggodopaste: hooray! the monile app agrees with reality!
NightValien28: you can't walk away from the blasphemous ending, you just die
dylan16807: does the good ending give you loading ready live?
nightwingmisthawk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:19.
noSmokeFire: oh hey that's me
TheOtherTrevor: Twitch no longer does that if it is on a background tab
aerobeing: And then you get confused about where the noise is going from for a few moments.
Tiber727: @Izandai It can also be a bad thing when you repress your own beliefs to the point where they have no outlet.
iammorthos: Christ all the goddamn time do you all freak the hell out of me when i doing sound design.
darkalter2000: That was terrifying.
kassy_13: it literally just did that for me
Woogachaka: @TXC2 I got you. Feeling sad since you lost that Pepsi sponsorship?
Invitare: yeah it's actually annoying
TheMerricat: Chrome unloads the tabs.
kassy_13: i was watching two tabs at the same time
TXC2: yeah twtich starts muted
offbeatwitch: uhhh. my stream is
StationaryTarget: That happened to me last time, it was like 4 AM where I was so that was bad
offbeatwitch: having a time
RassilonDND: help help, the Paul's have taken control!
ritchards: and then Jordan speaks up on the Discord group
aerobeing: Windows shutdown sound.
Aarek: just play the usb disconnect sound
MungoDude: hello hello
JqlGirl: the shutting down noise
shadownova896: Or the Windows startup sound
Foxmar320: oh dear God no
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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TXC2: aweful Beej, just aweful
TheOtherTrevor: ^ yes. Panic people with the shutdown sound
Izandai: Well, we've got the stinger.
TheWarbo: Just make sure to set all possible Discord notifications
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teavian: Beejtones
itsr67: just tuned in for whatever beej was doing
Orgmastron: Bi Tones KappaPride
SalmirAeon: msn messagers still get me
RassilonDND: playing the default Skype call noise seems pretty evil
nifleon: The slow evolution from video game news to full-on trolling
MungoDude: that's better
TXC2: or no sound, then you remember you've muted sound :p
The_Voices: please remember to disconnect from discord before playing horror games....
NicTMagic: WERE HERE!!!
Fracaswell: Assuming Direct Control (of the prompter)
TXC2: as Keikaku demanded
frnknstn: i have 100% had "doubled" audio
Meark: So good!
delta__vee: sweet, my powermac 9500 is booting
Izandai: Beej don't you lie to us.
PinkfloydYES: oh good it didn't miss any news
Gizmoloid: By the way, what did you scare Alex with?
Metric_Furlong: we am macintosh and so is you
kassy_13: i've also had doubled audio before with two tabs open ;)
kassy_13: local!
TXC2: the time is past
Robot_Bones: Today!
TXC2: now
TXC2: TOADY!
sir_jack_DB: xD
aerobeing: Tomorrow!
Izandai: tud
TheMerricat: HolidaySanta do we already have Christmas emote or are these somehow left over from last year?
kassy_13: bad at this being bad at checkpoint? ;)
TehAmelie: Blizzard. . .shall we just put "ditto" under last week's disaster?
ani_laurel: Good for you Beej
Foxmar320: Beej pls
Meark: I wish it was.
Nigouki: advanced polling is great, 2 min in and out
mtvcdm: Butterscotch
TXC2: can't it be both?
DiscordianTokkan: I already voted, because it was great timing after coming back from a Thanksgiving trip
Nigouki: and four whole days of it too
Meark: Advanced polling was great!
TXC2: is it more money?
snowcookies: mine took at least 10 mins because of the old ppl in front of me
NightValien28: great a 100% tencent controlled dev is making games, that will end well
Brainoctopussolutions: Silly Beej, DOS games were never playable
Serifina: There's even a ton of *obscure* games in the archive!
ani_laurel: oooh, too real
Foxmar320: Note: I won't get to them :(
aerobeing: My "I'll get to these when I'm dead" pile.
ritchards: "working" is a tenuious adjective
DiscordianTokkan: I hope Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure is in there!
Meark: Oh man I loved that game
NimrodXIV: lol
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snowcookies: pfft
TXC2: Beej "I was still 40"
Foxmar320: LOL
NightValien28: lol
LordZarano: Dammit Twitch, the broadcast I am trying to watch has not ended!
Meark: Hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: RIP
Serifina: Ahahahahahahaha
7gorobei: i feel like there needs to be a skit riffing on that twilight zone episode with burgess meridith and the books but with games instead
mtvcdm: So close
Aarek: lrrSCOOP
NimrodXIV: have fun with the fuck
mnemonicman: perfect
TXC2: wow the rare #BlamePaul
noSmokeFire: never forget the beet
TheMerricat: And before anyone says it, these ARE legally hosted, the Internet Archive has a waive for software archival purposes. That's why you can't download the roms and can only play the games from the page.
MungoDude: DiscordianTokkan not sure if it's among those on the internet archive, but it is a part of eXoDOS
TheMerricat: waiver even
Aneximarius: You miss all the cuts you don't take
Porsgaard81: !next
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shadownova896: Deja Vu
TXC2: now is C&C a dos game? Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: Time to play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
FITorion: link to this 7000 games?
Meark: guess what I'm playing now
Anubix_007: @TheOtherTrevor Carmen Sandiego is in a nursing home
MungoDude: TXC2 yes, it's also part of eXoDOS
TXC2: oooh
kassy_13: i prefer where in time is carmen sandiego