paronomasiac042: It's so *grindy* and there's no variety, so it's really boring to watch. Fortunately, the casters are great.
seth_erickson: yeah that seems likely field of the dead isn't very interesting in terms of gameplay
TehAmelie: what's cookin chat
seth_erickson: not much over here how about you TehAmelie
paronomasiac042: Lemon and orzo chicken soup. Should be done just before the stream
Daken1993: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing some Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
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Selfkun: 16 months and counting
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Fruan: Does pauper mean Jer will be there? Or am I unrealisticly getting my hopes up?
Juliamon: He will not, sorry.
TehAmelie: getting my butt kicked by zombies in three different games almost at the same time
Fruan: @Juliamon Reasonable! Thank you.
Juliamon: But we DO have Cori! and Nelson! Playing against each other!
Fruan: Neat!
TehAmelie: the paper cards are to prevent Cori from using her game dev powers, right
Juliamon: Gotta even the playing field, of course.
TehAmelie: it's only fair
djalternative: Hola chat!
TehAmelie: yo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We’re 48 days out from @PAX Unplugged and you may be wondering, is LoadingReadyRun going? YUP, we sure are. James, Ben, Beej and Heather will be making the trek out to Philadelphia in early December and we’d love to see you there! Tickets still available. https://unplugged.paxsite.com/ || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1185344052310396928
Irsaan: sup
tacocpu: yo
Fruan: I read that as '48' hours, and was very confused.
brainiac4: !next
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Oneiros96: !next
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TehAmelie: i need like half a million dollars to spend on essentials before i could afford to go to Pax. what should i do?
Damp_Rice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing some Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Don't antagonize XSplit.
TehAmelie: that almost helps
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RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
Mornish: !next
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grillmaster8000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing some Pauper. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Juliamon: Someone's got splits on the brain, eh
DigitalSeahorse: seabatBRAIN
DigitalSeahorse: :O channel points!
TehAmelie: do they even use Xsplit in the monnbase? it's been a while since i heard of it
Juliamon: Probably?
hoktauri: Think they switched to OBS, at least for some streams
Juliamon: OBS is better for some things, worse for others.
TehAmelie: clearly they're not scared of antagonizing xsplit
rzrdrgn: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: can hardly wait to see what sunglasses look like on the muffins :P
Juliamon: Title update! Watch for signal!
DigitalSeahorse: also on spoopifier
Irsaan: ayy good looking out
DarkMorford: I think they were kinda testing the waters with OBS. There are things it does better, there are things XSplit does better. They know what they need. *shrug*
TheQuantumMechanic33: Anyone know what they're playing tonight?
Fr0Dough: @Juliamon Here here, I used to work for the SCGTour and we used both because they often took turns being buttz and not working correctly
DigitalSeahorse: Pauper says the schedule
JqlGirl: Shouldn't it be Friday Night PAUPER Fight? Kappa
DarkMorford: Boooooo
Juliamon: Pauper feat. Kathleen, Cori, Nelson, and Alex
Juliamon: Or so Ben and Serge said
TheQuantumMechanic33: Cool, thanks
DigitalSeahorse: katesBoo benginPun ysbrydPunjail
DigitalSeahorse: :P
JqlGirl: Why are you booing me? I'm right.
TehAmelie: remember that time G slipped with the mouse and put the entire contents of the desktop into Xsplit
TehAmelie: and it worked
DigitalSeahorse: I agree
Juliamon: Who could forget
TehAmelie: seems like a robust program
Juliamon: It worked until it didn't
Juliamon: and then everything died
DigitalSeahorse: boo as in spoops ssandHUG_PK ssandMOD_PK lrrSPOOP
Irsaan: lrrSPOOP
JqlGirl: lrrSPOOP
northos: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
TehAmelie: the ham is scary
JqlGirl: Wh
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DigitalSeahorse: ssandPUMPKIN ssandHUG_PK katesLurk ssandMOD_PK
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrARROW
Damp_Rice: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Irsaan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: lrrSIGNAL
TheWooglie: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP RPGGhosto RPGGhosto
JqlGirl: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHAM lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN HONK
JqlGirl: Why is there a ham emote?
DarkMorford: Why not?
northos: gotta go lrrHAM
DigitalSeahorse: for when Alex goes "HAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
hi_im_emily: go ham on your cold with hamonex!
Juliamon: Ham was a pretty hot meme for awhile
hi_im_emily: hot meme water
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dungeonmaster099: hi all
DigitalSeahorse: or anyone really but that's who I remember doing it 1st
PixelSavage: uh finally ... MCV with basically only Bant decks was getting boring
LoadingReadyRun: we mostly use xsplit, but OBS has some features that we use for specific themes
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Juliamon: And honestly more of a meme than lrrCOW ever was
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kerbalized_: Pauper hype!
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endoforder: Whats up everyone?!?!?!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight Nelson, Cori, Alex and Kathleen are playing Pauper! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1185346714133127168
manglemonster: not much
PixelSavage: peasant magic is what is on! Pauper4Life @endoforder
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DigitalSeahorse: oh boy lrrHAM with shades would be funny
JqlGirl: lrrSPOOP lrrHAM lrrSPOOP
divreon: Hey all.
TehAmelie: reminds me of that time Sonic was a ham
balfizan: just after a full day of Mythic V get to watch my favorite streamers play some magic.
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TheWooglie: Fight.
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dungeonmaster099: hi @divreon
manglemonster: yaay
DigitalSeahorse: Sanic was a Ham?
colinoclock: yay! I'm actually home for this one!
tyrsredritehand: lrrHEART
TheGeekyQuilter: 21 days till DB
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nolly3: happy to catch one of these live for once
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endoforder: Pauper sounds fun
RockPusher: rayfkSanic lrrHAM slytqWha
DigitalSeahorse: ^
manglemonster: ayy
JqlGirl: Pauper is all the set up of legacy with none of the payoff
Keab42: PrideWingL wheelerHub PrideWingR
divreon: First time I was free on a Friday night in a long time.
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Paranundrox: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
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TehAmelie: aloha
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FlyboyZeb: A whole year!!
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Fruan: kathle3HEX lrrDARK kathle3HEX
jesskay: Friday Night Pauper Fight!
JqlGirl: Friday Night PAUPER Fight
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerClown
TehAmelie: the cards are real and the stakes are not!
Pintyhet: Pauper!!!!!!
Pintyhet: Right!!!
TheQuantumMechanic33: Yay
Pintyhet: Fight!!!
TheQuantumMechanic33: !
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kalateth: 1 month off the half year mark. Keep up the kick ass content
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ulexarX: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:56.
erased_citizen: ooh, when did channel points start
Juliamon: Yesterday erased_citizen
RockPusher: The common miner strikes silver
Paranundrox: very consistent
Fruan: Penny Dreadful is a delightful format, but sadly MODO only.
DigitalSeahorse: videos on the internet that have nothing to do with Penelope ever, though sometimes she cameos :P
Paranundrox: always Game Losses
Feminine_Desires: Isn't that just Peasant?
erased_citizen: Neat
ChaoticObserver: Smooth Nelson
erased_citizen: ty
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkKing
NotCainNorAbel: that segway!
TehAmelie: i feel like we have a level of technology to make an AR dungeon crawling Magic game akin to Shandalar where you have to win your cards one by one
Larosix: <3
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Card Kingdom a dome of Kings!
Daken1993: Nelson is the best
endoforder: Can't wait to see dexks love pauper
TheQuantumMechanic33: We're all paupers in the Card Kingdom
chandra9988: PAUPER
DigitalSeahorse: y'all are RAD voxlunRad voxlunRad voxlunRad
Tecklin: Hyped to be here for Pauper
chandra9988: Where are the decklists
rzrdrgn: Gary?
Tecklin subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Mangledpixel: a cartoon puff of dust and a single flea
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 Go buy a ton of commons!
reward
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KingOfDoma: bow before your king, paupers :p
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PixelSavage: so Kathleen on dimir or mono black ?
Dezinkled: What is this Highlight thingy
DigitalSeahorse: you too chat, you're RAD voxlunRad katesLewd
JqlGirl: YellowJacket: A Jacket of Yellow!
Dezinkled: ahh
DarkMorford: Thanks for the RPGEpicStaff @notcainnorabel
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Distrei: I bought all my Pauper decks via CK~
NonUniqueGuy: Excellent use of highlight
Feminine_Desires: @Dezinkled you can also get temporary emotes if you aren't subbed
Morrigan9: YJ <tableslap> ??
TehAmelie: i'm so poor, i can't even afford ketchup on my cards
AlterForm: According to the ELD release notes, no, DO NOT eat the delicious cards
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Damp_Rice: Happy 4 and 3/4 subiversary!
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Paranundrox: what on earth are Points
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Eat Throne of Eldraine, it has food
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu elfunkCat lrrAWESOME *accumulates points*
Juliamon: Paranundrox A new way to let people who can't afford a sub still have access to perks
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PixelSavage: did I hear a Serge squeek in the background or was that a chair ?
Paranundrox: oh sweet
thraximore: Whoot! Made it on time :D
erfunk: I keep wanting to build Caleb Durward's pauper zombies.
thraximore: howdy fellas
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault! lrrAWESOME
thraximore: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerCowboymulder wheelerCowboymulder
Paranundrox: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
DiscordianTokkan: Hello friends!
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerDroopy wheelerClown
SmashTCG: Unfortunatly
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG_PK ssandMOD_PK slytqBweh
dungeonmaster099: lrrAWESOME
Larosix: don't eat the delicious cards
Juliamon: No, it's legit!
RockPusher: Praise PrideGive kathle3PRISM PrideTake Cude
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tokens are not cards.
rwhr2d2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:34.
aitsu100: i love "grampa" Nelly's rambling intro
JqlGirl: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:48. lrrSPOT
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Erin_Dwight: woooo! more months!
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Mangledpixel: the bit about not eating the cards is from one of the un-set cards
erfunk: I thought it was just a Mark Rosewater thing. And we never listen to him about it.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDroopy wheelerClown wheelerHub wheelerLoop wheelerCowboymulder
TehAmelie: i bet there's enough cards at the moonbase to live on for a year, counting only cards that are worth less per pound than any food
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Pintyhet: Queen Marchesa is the best.
Pintyhet: Long mat she reign!
Pintyhet: May
djalternative: So, what's up with these new channel points thing?
TheGeekyQuilter: Kathleen is the best
Pintyhet: Kathleen is the best.
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
StationaryTarget: Too late
Pintyhet: Long may she reign.
Juliamon: djalternative I'm making a command for it, give me a minute!
PixelSavage: @djalternative Engagement.
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun But... Tokens explicitly aren't cards
rwhr2d2: the funny rulings are usually because the release notes get put directly into oracle rulings
TehAmelie: they have secret ingredients that may be poison!
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LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Forgotten_Lizard: Friday night pauper fight!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Distrei: OOOOOH he's on Tortex
nurovi: sweet
DiscordianTokkan: !card Tortured Existence
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Pintyhet: Turn one tortex?
Pintyhet: Awe
sing_o_muse: it's practically living nightmare
Pintyhet: Yiss
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Karfsma778: Just, thought I should mention that. So, feel free to eat the non-delicious tokens
Raithencore235: i need to find a compiled database or lisg of all the rules texts like Void Winnower and Lovestruck Beast
sing_o_muse: oh sorry reoccuring nightmare
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK
sing_o_muse: !card reoccurring nightmare
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
epicfail9271: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:30.
Qooroo: !card recurring nightmate
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DigitalSeahorse: both black and both good names
LRRbot: Commune with the Gods [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Qooroo: !card recurring nightmare
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
Qooroo: I can spell. It's fine.
Pintyhet: Jarad, Golgari Lich lord.
RockPusher: Kathleen living the sitch I had in Arena last night gabyShrug
JqlGirl: !card vampire hounds
Paranundrox: ooh, nice nails Nelson
hi_im_emily: ah, the mangler
DigitalSeahorse: unless you are vaping :P
LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard Faerie Macabre: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
TehAmelie: fume spitter sounds like a rap insult
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
thraximore: powerful magiiiic
Bobtheninjagoldfish: dumb question; hwo did alex afford the commune, didn;t he have 1 land (I looked away)
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
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MagicWarluck: Jund 'em!
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DigitalSeahorse: stank 420?
Pintyhet: God damn this deck is dope!
Damp_Rice: rootwalla, get dolla
UnseenAcademical subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
UnseenAcademical: 31 months, that's almost a month!
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Karfsma778: Good ol basking rootwalla
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse: seabatBRAIN voxlunRad voxlunNut
Karfsma778: good stuff
hi_im_emily: BLOOD
inFluxButCooler: The bones! What do they say!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Are those cards foil or is it just the sleeves?
hi_im_emily: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Raithencore235: Now, does this Rootwalla produce it's own coffee?
JqlGirl: Alex = lrrHAM
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so Black is a good color for value.especially in pauper
DiscordianTokkan: Oonts Oonts Onnts
colinoclock: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
JqlGirl: bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
PixelSavage: probably PCP Nelly
Karfsma778: Ten Drills!
TheWooglie: He only plays the same song
TehAmelie: TFW you can't stop dropping beats but you're only spitting fumes
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, a good friend is a part time wedding DJ. Tortured Existence is right
MadWolf1290: Kathleen WHY?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:57.
sing_o_muse: I want my hunney mussey
DarkMorford: Speaking of food, I should probably get some dinner. Hm...
RockPusher: benginCry benginDab
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
Erudite_Cynic: boy does that phrase have another meaning
StageMgrRob: Boot Sand Cat? What is that?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i know if from that one christmas Commador Hustle with Heather planning the party
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
DiscordianTokkan: @StageMgrRob A good way to sound like a discotheque
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "don't forget the honey mussie" as Heather takes care of the food for Ben
DRMagnify: Hooray for token typos
JqlGirl: Give alex a tiara
Statist42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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Varrey: The misprint token! :D
Naarius: Alex is now the prettiest princess
seth_erickson: Token known for having a misprint
DigitalSeahorse: crown? what is this, checkers?
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
Statist42: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:24.
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | Barren Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When Chittering Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
NotCainNorAbel: Alex feels more like Canlander with all the cards; just less shuffling.
Dryhad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Dryhad: Woo! Friday Night Pauper Fight!
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door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Barren Moor, more like Barren Less. Huh huh.
Soullleopard: hello!
Naarius: Nelson, be reasonable, please
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Stop. Dredging?
PixelSavage: "You could stop dredgin" - I do not understand.
EscherichiaCole: Never stop dredging
DiscordianTokkan: Does Not Compute
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Karfsma778: Why wouldn'tyou dredge?
Karfsma778: It's like drawing more cards
TehAmelie: that's like telling Judge Dredd to stop dredding
GlassLink: I understood those words, just no in the order he said them...
Spluuga: yaaas drrreeeedge
carsonthekid: !list
PixelSavage: he knows only flunge
DigitalSeahorse: *pats Spluuga mister165Wave RPGShihu
Spluuga purrs
carsonthekid: !deck
Paranundrox: because it was dumb
Paranundrox: and unintuitive
LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard Faerie Macabre: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
TheWooglie: Graham likes his dice being correct
Paranundrox: Tithe?
TheQuantumMechanic33: tithe
TheWooglie: don't you have -1 dice?
Raithencore235: All I can of with the fact that damage went on the stack is that you would choose the order in which damage happens... which just seems awful
loki_lxix: Tax was correct
agi_lily: !decklists
Karfsma778: Taxes usually are for a *cause* though
Metalupis: tribute?
BloodForTheCorelab: tithe is a tenth
Juliamon: They have -1/-1 dice but they're really hard to read on stream.
Karfsma778: Tith'e
TheQuantumMechanic33: tribute is also good
Naarius: Well that got dark
LRRbot: Pestilence [2BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pestilence. / {B}: Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
BrindleBoar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:02.
NotCainNorAbel: taxes are voluntary; you just need to accept the punishment.
kerbalized_: Oh its party time now!
rk99: some mod can tell me what app they use for that instant card scan it's awesome
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
atrociouslyambisinister: @rk99 pretty sure it's proprietary
chaostreader: !cardreader
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Juliamon: !explain cardreader
LRRbot: The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at deckedbuilder.com and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at https://github.com/paul-lrr/nifty-recognizer
Paranundrox: Paul has talked about it on stream many times as well
Paranundrox: on LRRtechs
Angreed66: monarch trigger
DigitalSeahorse: xD
chandra9988: You forgot the monarch trigger
atrociouslyambisinister: (when I said proprietary that was the wrong word)
atrociouslyambisinister: (I am foolish)
LRRbot: Caligo Skin-Witch [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Kicker {3}{B} / When Caligo Skin-Witch enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, each opponent discards two cards.
northos: @atrociouslyambisinister "home grown" maybe :D
NotCainNorAbel: If you eat fast all things are edible twice.
Pintyhet: Kathleen definitely has Gary in hand.
Earthenone: delicious skinwitch
ninja_theory_ashrams: in all honesty, I am eating hotdog right now, and wish I had some hunney mussey
Dryhad: Beat me to it, Earthenone
atrociouslyambisinister: @northos yeah that works better
LRRbot: Vampire Hounds [2B] | Creature — Vampire Hound [2/2] | Discard a creature card: Vampire Hounds gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
kerbalized_: eeeewwwww
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
loki_lxix: gross
Spluuga: is this pauper?
type_variable: this isnt singleton?
chaostreader: @spluuga yes
rwhr2d2: @Spluuga it's kamigawa block tiny leaders
Spluuga: ah makes sense
Paranundrox: it's Pauper
Metalupis: 6?
MadWolf1290: @type_variable no
GirlPainting: 19 is the answer kathleen
CtrlUltDefeatLive: @type_variable no pauper is not singleton
Paranundrox: @metalupis surely 5 :P
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Pintyhet: This is a great matchup.
thraximore: Oh interesting, I was considering putting that in a madness pauper deck
Metalupis: @paranundrox good point
SmashTCG: lrrGOAT_SG CHECK IT
NathanJay_GA: wheelerDroopy
DiscordianTokkan: So many good doggos
SmashTCG: COOLGOAT
Earthenone: graveyard facing dog
PalateroMan8: !card noose constrictor
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Naarius: D:
DiscordianTokkan: Downward Spiral facing dog?
Larosix: Solid Brutalism joke
djalternative: lrrArrow_HF
PixelSavage: yeah I have to go with a smol "boo" for that joke Alex
djalternative: interesting.
TehAmelie: Dirt Sandwich Dog
DigitalSeahorse: SmashTCG that fits so well! :D
JqlGirl: Mild Wongrel
Spluuga: vampire hounds was a card I used to play when I started
ninja_theory_ashrams: I would love a solid pupper pauper deck
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSLOTH
BrindleBoar: pup-auper
Naarius: Pupper would be a great format
Paranundrox: well, activate once. let it resolve
Paranundrox: then you get 3 chances after to put lethal activations
silenceaux: I strongly suspect you did not have a line of play that got you out of this
NotCainNorAbel: Nelson has his nails painted? Purple and pink? Looks good.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Alex pumping up his creatures in style.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: I like it.
TehAmelie: has Alex solved the pauper format? all the cards arelow power, so weaponize the cards themselves
Paranundrox: Duress hits the things he can't get back, BUT most of his deck is just creatures
JqlGirl: !card bartered cow
LRRbot: Bartered Cow [3W] | Creature — Ox [3/3] | When Bartered Cow dies or when you discard it, create a Food token.
Paranundrox: so Duress whiffs a lot
Hadouken_lol_catz: so is this just astro labe mirrors?
rikashay22: hi all :) first time actually tuning in to a mtg stream, hope ur all having a good night
Dezinkled: Don't forget about your exiled Gurmag Angler Kathleen
thraximore: gurmag angler D:
Hadouken_lol_catz: mr fish all alone
Hadouken_lol_catz: :(
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Paranundrox: wheelerClown
JqlGirl: Bartered Cow would be sweet with Tortured Existence.
Forgotten_Lizard: Rick O'Shea
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG_PK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
GirlPainting: the night is dark and full of puppys
sing_o_muse: I have issues with Paw Patrol
Naarius: Doggo tribal
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Isamaru
type_variable: Isamaru
ushiikun: Still needs more dogs
SquirrelEarl: Isamaru
CaptainSpam: Did his Pupper Pauper pop off?
ritchards: Mowu?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I see you have channel points on. Many streamers like to rename them to something that relates to their channel and chat. May I suggest... Snorsh Bucks? lrrBEEJ
GirlPainting: mowu
Karfsma778: Mowu
sing_o_muse: Double headed Cerberus
niccus: if you count wolves we got a bonch
JqlGirl: Underworld Cerberus
Forgotten_Lizard: Mowu!
ggodopaste: what are Chat Points?
Naarius: Pwaneswalkies!
Juliamon: !channelpoints
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ogundiety: I'm trying to think of something amusing we can do with it for DB
lVadanial: Wolf of Devil's Breach (Elemental Wolf kinda counts?)
MagicWarluck: How about Pjörg points?
sing_o_muse: wheelerHub
Dylan_MB: abzan beastmaster is a houndman and a rare
ggodopaste: oh good! a way to show Engagement!
Karfsma778: Hydradoodle is a rare hound
Keab42: What about calling them Timbits?
CaptainSpam: Huh. I guess I have points now.
Spluuga: I'm still waiting for a bunny tribal
niccus: unstable particles
grillmaster8000: I second Pjorg points
holz1994: There is only 1 Mythic Hound, do Alex Katleen and Nelson know it?
Dryhad: Is that really canon now?
GirlPainting: your terminator it naked DUH!
itomeshi: Terminator rules.
ritchards: so you lose all your gut bacteria?
ninja_theory_ashrams: all the planeswalkers wear polyester
IrisPearl38: hello finally managed to make a stream
Qooroo: What happens to, like, the weird microscopic bugs on their skin? Or in their guts?
space_turbulence: Dropping frames?
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
AirTony7: It's kind of sad that this 4 player pauper tournament has more deck diversity than the Mythic Championship
TehAmelie: Fu"tbucks
NotCainNorAbel: The electricity and nudity in Terminator was the biggest scare.
inFluxButCooler: Well Jace wears pyjamas and uses illusions to make him look respectable
holz1994: No, not dfireheart
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
niccus: lrrFINE_HF
space_turbulence: Thanks!
GirlPainting: there is a frame on the flore! it got dropped!
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Juliamon: You know there's only one correct answer, chat. It's CheckPoints.
chaostreader: But, Mowu isn’t going through the Planar Bridge? He’s being Planeswalked by his friend.
Soullleopard: pauperin off
holz1994: Underworld Cerberus is the only Mythic Hound
ggodopaste: just saw Alex's deckname, and now the song is in my head.
GirlPainting: Who let the Hounds out WOH WOH WOH WOH!
MagicWarluck: A very common joke
Soullleopard: !!! thanks for acknowledging bad joke
LRRbot: Choking Sands [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target non-Swamp land. If that land was nonbasic, Choking Sands deals 2 damage to the land's controller.
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun They have a bubble around them a couple inches thick. They get to take clothes. They can't take even dead things with them, Huatli tried to take some tamales when she first planeswalked off of Ixalan, and they crumbled to dust. Also, the Mowu thing was a joke made in the novel, not actual canon. The canon explanation is that his PW is just allowed to take Mowu, as the unique quirk of his spark.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: The L. D. Oof.
Fracaswell: oof
LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | Tranquil Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dezinkled: !card underworld cerberus
LRRbot: Underworld Cerberus [3BR] | Creature — Hound [6/6] | Underworld Cerberus can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Cards in graveyards can't be the targets of spells or abilities. / When Underworld Cerberus dies, exile it and each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to their hand.
Keab42: Kathleen on the LD plan
LoadingReadyRun: @Karfsma778 RIP Huatli's Tamales
Karfsma778: Indeed
Karfsma778: RiP tamales
Paranundrox: these chains of love got a hold on me
ogundiety: Yes, anyone can sing happy birtrhday now
TehAmelie: turned out we always could
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
MagicWarluck: chains of mephistopholes with a love hold?
space_turbulence: As is tradition, I had to turn it off and on again
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
GirlPainting: We demand a LRR event, Kathleens cats versus Alex Hounds!
Soullleopard: Yes!^
emochicken42: Is anyone from LRR going to be at CommandFest in November?
Keab42: Defile was such a great pickup from MH1
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
Pharmacistjudge: Evening chat
ChaosPainter: Are lists Available?
Heinzes_: are decklists available?
Paranundrox: you have two instances of -/- effects
Pharmacistjudge: how goes the paupering?
Paranundrox: !deck
Drewski346: Whats the format?
Pharmacistjudge: we all bob cratchet yet?
Paranundrox: !decks
ChaoticObserver: @Drewski346 Pauper
Drewski346: @ChaosPainter Ah, thanks
Paranundrox: wheelerCowboymulder
Heinzes_: thank
mousecop48: wheelerCowboymulder
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
ushiikun: Dicken's Christmas Carol
Paranundrox: Bob Cratchett is the employee
Paranundrox: Tiny Tim
Paranundrox: yeah
LRRbot: Whisper Agent [1{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / When Whisper Agent enters the battlefield, surveil 1.
TZTFG: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
grillmaster8000: christmas carol
Dryhad: *whispers* "Agent"
thraximore: You don't have to reveal it
holz1994: Why reveal it?
shadowypenguin: yeah why did you do that
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Paranundrox: booo
TehAmelie: someone worked out Bob was paid the equivalent of like 1200 dollars a week. something something minimum wage
inFluxButCooler: Gary!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerH wheelerY wheelerE
hi_im_emily: heck!
Paranundrox: reveal to the chat
EscherichiaCole: GAAArrryyy
Keab42: Gary'd
GirlPainting: all four garry!+
Aarek: Haha, Gary!
Dog_of_Myth: Good Guy Gary.
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerClown wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
Paranundrox: Oops All Gary
Paranundrox: Horror with Tortuted loop seems gas
hawkfalcon8: yo do you also have a bunch of rain in Victoria? Like seatryfjg *seattle* sorry that was a very loud thunderclap. also lightning!
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
GirlPainting: is uncle istvan a gary?
Keab42: The twitch app's new font has some weird keming and ligatures.
Paranundrox: aye
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrSPOT
LRRbot: Caustic Caterpillar [G] | Creature — Insect [1/1] | {1}{G}, Sacrifice Caustic Caterpillar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So you're saying creatures can deal damage to opponents somehow?
inFluxButCooler: SourPls
Keab42: Here's hoping Alex doesn't find his Spore Frog.
space_turbulence: Alex pls
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Paranundrox: It's the kennel scene from The Thing
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
TehAmelie: caterpillars are usually very poisonous, but it's not enough for this boy, he's gotta be caustic
RAZRBCK08: that Choking Sands was brutal for Alex
Keab42: The Double Gary!
Paranundrox: Tendrils of Corruption
ChaoticObserver: Ah ha ha, Gary!
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
DiscordianTokkan: The Double Gary! wheelerPog
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
TheQuantumMechanic33: wrong mana for tainted
inFluxButCooler: LUL
Fracaswell: cheezus crunch!
GirlPainting: oops all gary
NotCainNorAbel: nice top deck
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JqlGirl: Gary convention
TZTFG: Alex should be at 5?
BrindleBoar: Tri-Gary
Paranundrox: Gary Tron
TehAmelie: the Glengary Gary Glenross Gary play
azureHaights: G3ry
Soullleopard: gary^3
neko8ninja: oops all gary
ChaoticObserver: That board state had a family
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW ssandMOD_PK slytqRIP
Mr_Bitterness: Welcome to the Gary Train
Paranundrox: Gar-3
BrindleBoar: buried in Gary
DiscordianTokkan: The Tri-Gary Tournament was my favourite part of Harried Porter
RockPusher: Gary-shop triplet
ninja_theory_ashrams: one does not simply block an etb
GirlPainting: #gary
Karfsma778: Gary is RIDICULOUS for a common
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Did Gary get a promotion in the Return to Theros?
Keab42: Revenge of Gary
DigitalSeahorse: GARY ssandHUG_PK
Paranundrox: Gary's Cousin, Susan
niccus: eldraine's got a red merchant that's making some appearance in modern
Dog_of_Myth: Gary is great.
silenceaux: But why not let you kill your opponent because you have a lot of stuff
Karfsma778: Polukranos is very dead
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Is Gray spelled with an "e" in England?
Robot_Bones: reprint gary or riot SMOrc
TehAmelie: devotion was really hard to balance i guess
Paranundrox: Gary, Merchant of Asphodel
Keab42: The common removal just has art of Gary being shanked
BrindleBoar: My money's on Blaspheme: for each pip your opponent has, do X thing.
GirlPainting: emagin a gary planeswalker
StationaryTarget: Gary as a legendary?
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Fracaswell: katesHug2_PK
JqlGirl: We're more likely to see Constellation
Countzeroor: So, in the time it took for me to get up, get my pasta drained, put my tortellini casserole together and put it in the oven, we went from Alex winning one game handly to Kathleen winning the next game handly.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG_PK katesHug2
Dylan_MB: eldraine had some heavy color pips and mono color stuff, makes sense to go for devotion
chaostreader: Elspeth got murdered by Heliod.
Karfsma778: And then Heliod fucking murdered her
RAZRBCK08: Elspeth died because Heliod is awful
Paranundrox: Xenagos and Heliod
Keab42: Eldraine feels like they're setting up either Threshold or a similar mechanic in Return to Theros.
zunniest: lrrWOW
silenceaux: Heliod.
ArcOfTheConclave: holios
Chartle: heliod was a dick
Dog_of_Myth: Heliod is a jerkface
GirlPainting: heliod
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Heliod
divreon: Blasphemy mechanic maybe?
Karfsma778: She killed Xenagos, Heliod killed her
thraximore: Xenagos didn't kill her
ninja_theory_ashrams: I once made a wasps nest indestructible in response to polukranos monstrosity. so many bees
MagicWarluck: How about something opposite? Heresy - get x for every enemy colour you control? Three color decks promoted?
Pairoschuz: ZEUS!!!
seth_erickson: We might see a return of Ashiok since she likes to mess around on Theros
orimazer: but kruphix :(
Mr_Bitterness: Plus Ajani went around the plane telling people to stop worshiping the gods
silenceaux: In fact, a lot of people don't like Heliod as much anymore, because Ajani made sure to tell everyone who listened about how much of a dick he was
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: So we getting Atheism as a mechanic, or...?
Neoxgears: Heresy honestly sounds like a really good Theros mechanic
Keab42: @ninja_theory_ashrams not the bees!
JqlGirl: Xenagos is dead because he died in Nyx
Karfsma778: Only heliod is awful
Paranundrox: @seth_erickson Ashiok is nonbinary
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST #PraiseCUDE kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
AchillesAndTortoise: I think devotion in Theros is like landfall on Zendikar
Paranundrox: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
Karfsma778: Ashiok is..... ashiok.
one_of_the_voice: Ajani was doing that, tying to take away the gods' devotion, on Theroes until joining up with the GAtewatch
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
seth_erickson: My mistake it always slips my mind
Dog_of_Myth: Bestow was pretty good.
CapnRobert: that makes sense, though I love devotion as a mechanic kinda hope it comes back
Feminine_Desires: @Keab42 little late on reply, took me a while to find it, but twitch's new font is Roobert. You can change it pretty easily through numerous methods back to Arial
Jelkimantis: Alex's hair is simply amazing.
noisyblizzard: gideon new mono black planeswlker and lili becomes a healer again inc
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midday_rendelnep: 33 mana worth of devotion (I guess??)
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RockPusher: PrideWingL PrideGive kathle3PRISM PrideTake PrideWingR
aussie_rob_w: What was the professional writer’s read on why no devotion?
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Rogtilop: But devotion is too fun I WANT it
TehAmelie: reverse Devotion could just be drawbacks that get stronger the more devotion you have
Spluuga: sooo elspeth dredge?
Pharmacistjudge: Bestow wasn't too bad. adventurers are far worse than bestow
space_turbulence: @seth_erikson Ashiok is agender, referred to with they\Them
Thoth7: the epilogue stories for Theros also flat-out showed at least that the Leonin were spreading out and spreading the word that the Gods were big fat jerks and maybe not worth all the love and worship they'd been getting
LRRbot: Cuombajj Witches [BB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Cuombajj Witches deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
leebenningfield: I've mostly gotten out of Magic, but I still totally want that masterpeice Elspeth
Paranundrox: @aussie_rob_w we're not really fans of the gods anymore
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideGive kathle3PRISM PrideTake PrideWingR voxlunRad
Pairoschuz: Imagine having bestow and adventure together. Nothing but rules calls.
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aussie_rob_w: Road Quest is amazing, dear chat, settle on your couch and watch it tonight.
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MagicWarluck: MAybe more in flavour with Tarkir though, with emeny wedges
Keab42: Cuombajj witches. The pauper card nobody knows how to pronounce
leebenningfield: the Cuombaj reprint was sweet as heck
Dog_of_Myth: Need the new Seb art of this card in paper.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
TehAmelie: it took me years just to figure out how to read the art
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
Karfsma778: kwamm-boj
Keab42: @dog_of_myth I had to settle with it on a playmat
Teridax_: wut
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Jelkimantis: Thanks for all the wonderful content. Less-than, three.
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lobiax: Nice 2 for 1 Alex Kappa
Paranundrox: could've Tortured, yeah
DiscordianTokkan: OK, I'll have to catch the VOD for the rest. I gotta go make sure I'm not late for something. Have a good night everyone!
Paranundrox: at Instant Speed
Durzo_Blint_: the ole 1 for 2
LRRbot: Choking Sands [1BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target non-Swamp land. If that land was nonbasic, Choking Sands deals 2 damage to the land's controller.
northos: hateful
control_rig: Yeowtch
Keab42: Kathleen found Alex's weak spot
thraximore: 2 damage
dweebert91: There goes the monetization again
crazycatguymtg: Did they say who fourth player is?
TheQuantumMechanic33: its messing me up how the reader is like half a second ahead of the stream lol its like it sees the future
DigitalSeahorse: ssandPUMPKIN ssandMOD_PK
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
thenb44: cori @crazycatguymtg
Dog_of_Myth: Twitch has been weird like that this week
TehAmelie: its just you seeing the past. try pausing and restarting the stream
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
divreon: @@TheQuantimMechanic33 Don't you know, that's the secret tech that makes the stream run
LRRbot: Cuombajj Witches [BB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Cuombajj Witches deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
crazycatguymtg: Cheers @thenb44
NathanJay_GA: !findquote gary
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DigitalSeahorse: Gaaaaary
NathanJay_GA: lrrAWW
Fracaswell: @DigitalSeahorse excellent pumpkitten collection lrrAWESOME
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
TheOrigamiGamer: mayakaSad
erloas: chat is always ahead of the stream for me
control_rig: Ooof
TheOrigamiGamer: mayakaCry
control_rig: Poor Alex
Paranundrox: Quad Brownscale?
Neoxgears: ooof
Earthenone: !previoud
LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | Tranquil Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
DigitalSeahorse: ssandPUMPKIN ssandHUG_PK ssandMOD_PK katesLurk thanks Fracaswell
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Rogtilop: Hello I have made second babby.
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thraximore: climate change
Mr_Horrible: Alex suffers for us gabyThump
divreon: At least they're taking turns with mana issues.
Mornish: is this a tour de France reference Alex?
ninja_theory_ashrams: full block theros forcing red, you eat a lot of crap in born of the gods, but get rewarded in the Theros pack
Dog_of_Myth: Alex, the premier lands player (excluding forests)
Earthenone: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
korvys: !card Tortured Existence
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Pharmacistjudge: No zombie fish yet?
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
divreon: It's really boring when both people play with 0 lands.
Paranundrox: wheelerClown
RothonWylar: NElson's commentary ison point
JqlGirl: kathQUEEN
RockPusher: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
thalanir: rooComfy hello everyone. How's the games going to far?
howdydowdy: So I recently just got a tortured existence deck for my LGS's pauper, and It's one of the most fun decks I've played. I'm really happy that Alex is playing it, but also, I lose a lot with it. Still a ton of fun thoug
DigitalSeahorse: "They've finally landed!"
SnowBuddy18: tranquil thicket looks like it could be a UG land
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coriolis_storm: "Hail to Queen Kathleen!"
Dr_fragenstien: hopefully the powerful nothing becomes powerful something
Keab42: @howdydowdy it has some complex lines but as you get more experienced your win rate will go up.
Slurpee_E: lrrSPOOP
PixelSavage: talking about pile, clean up that graveyard or Ill change the WLAN password Alex.
ninja_theory_ashrams: the ordeal cycle in theros is great
Dog_of_Myth: RPGBukkaNoo
DigitalSeahorse: lol
PixelSavage: D: thats it - password is changed
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When Chittering Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
Paranundrox: take your time, Kathleen
Keab42: REL:Axed
Fracaswell: lrrSPOOP_TK
Dog_of_Myth: Miracle it Alex. LUL
thraximore: REmonetized
AirTony7: If you could make 1 uncommon, a common for pauper, which one would you all pick?
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
djalternative: That'd be what we call a Jim Sterling.
GirlPainting: kathleen will remember that
DigitalSeahorse: a very skilled mix I guess....or unskilled
LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
chaostreader: Technically Alex can instant speed cast Rootwalla with madness, right?
Paranundrox: trigger first
Paranundrox: so tutor then draw
PixelSavage: fun fact: Kev Walker has drawn the most MTG illustrations by a mile with over 440
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Dog_of_Myth: Steve!
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Ah. Steven.
JqlGirl: STEve
djalternative: didn't they put that in reminder text on the newest krosan tusker?
TheQuantumMechanic33: STEVE
tostedmarshmello: good ol steve
Paranundrox: oh hey Hovermyr
aussie_rob_w: I love how technical this is.
chaostreader: @djalternative Yes!
Paranundrox: wheelerGuts
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Howdy Para
Morrigan9: he was great bak in the combat damage on the stack days
DigitalSeahorse: ponk
bradlby: as ya do
ogundiety: Not to be a smartass, but wasn't the cycle cost 2 colorless and a green, and he only had 3 mana total?
DoodlestheGreat: Self-love.
grillmaster8000: Why is he called steve?
Himyul: four arms, snake subtype
orimazer: snakes, know for their multiple sets of limbs
noSmokeFire: big mood, steve
Lady_Meh: What? I thought it was two all this time
JustNotAFox: @ogundiety the rot farm makes 2 mana
ninja_theory_ashrams: Steve has bad legs, uses two walking sticks
wikisome: STE becomes steve
korvys: @grillmaster8000 S.T.E....ve
PixelSavage: @grillmaster8000 STE = Sakura Tribe Elder
DoodlestheGreat: @grillmaster8000, because he doesn't look like a Bob.
Paranundrox: @ogundiety Rot Farm adds GB
chaostreader: nogundiety One of Alex’s land taps for 2
grillmaster8000: dope, thank you
RoastedGravy: They could be very large spoons and he’s stirring some soup.
ogundiety: Ah, thank you. I assumed it wasn't silly misplay, but I was lost as to where that came from, thanks for clearing it up
DigitalSeahorse: *poeks the points counter* RPGShihu
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
delta__vee: geddy's back
TheOrigamiGamer: What is happening to Sakura Tribe Elder?
JqlGirl: the ol gary gouge
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Steve's been through a lot
Paranundrox: "parity" she says
Electrodyne: Gary, Merchant of Adidas!
korvys: MOnarch draw
space_turbulence: Steve looks more like a turtle than a snake to me
tostedmarshmello: anyone know how phyrxian mana works works with devotion?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I still have my "GET Gary'd" button
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Level_8_Mudcrab: Huzzah for Pauper! My favourite format.
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Paranundrox: @tostedmarshmello counts as the color
thraximore: It's counted as whatever color it is @tostedmarshmello
chaostreader: @tostedmarshmello It counts.
tostedmarshmello: sweet ty
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
thraximore: np
Paranundrox: and hybrid mana counts for both colors
DigitalSeahorse: my family didn't even want to deal with the one Gary
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Look at me. I'm the monarch now.
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Long live King Alex!
GirlPainting: fetch the crown!
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
thraximore: should alex be dredging his monarch trigger?
thraximore: just for life
LoadingReadyRun: @space_turbulence Sakura Tribe Elder reminds me of the original Eastman and Laird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics
PixelSavage: consider your WLAN privilege reinstated Alex.
Paranundrox: perhaps
DoodlestheGreat: That's what you get for serving punch made with Everclear.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrEFF_PK
divreon: There's not enough wine in the moor for it to be a lush moor
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Praise Queen Kathleen!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe I look forward to making that one too Dog_of_Myth ...eventually *pokes counter again*
Keab42: Baron Moore. A member of the card aristocracy.
thraximore: no
Level_8_Mudcrab: Got here a little late, do we know what deck everyone else is playing yet?
orimazer: witch is a type, right?
ArcOfTheConclave: warlock?
Paranundrox: Human Shaman?
Fruan: Should they be Warlocks?
inFluxButCooler: Human wizard
DoodlestheGreat: Djinn and tonic?
JqlGirl: human wizard
space_turbulence: @loadingreadyrun he DOES look like a tmnt!
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
seth_erickson: if they're a witch they'd be a warlock now right
Phosfur: Cumbaj is a wizard
Paranundrox: @fruan only one card got Erattad to Warlock
Dog_of_Myth: @DoodlestheGreat *golf claps*
DigitalSeahorse: mic came close to being swatted there
Paranundrox: Dread Warlock is the only retroactive warlock
thraximore: !card cuombajj
LRRbot: Cuombajj Witches [BB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Cuombajj Witches deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to any target of an opponent's choice.
TheQuantumMechanic33: kathleen is the monarch
Keab42: Cuombajj should get updated to warlock now.
thalanir: Kathleen is monarch, right?
orimazer: witches seem to be split between wizards, shamans and now warlocks
Paranundrox: !card Dread Warlock
LRRbot: Dread Warlock [1BB] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Dread Warlock can't be blocked except by black creatures.
DiscordianTokkan: Wizard, but witches have been Shamans and Warlocks, so anything goes
GirlPainting: all hail queen kathleen
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDrTPride PrideSaba PrideWingR angler
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: We all cheat together
orimazer: oh and a spellshaper
GirlPainting: maiy her rain be long!
Paranundrox: huh, is the LRRbot database not up to date?
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote queen
LRRbot: Quote #6286: "Consent is queen." —Jacob [2019-08-05]
Fruan: Yass Queen kathle3HEX
tostedmarshmello: Mom said it was my turn to be monarch!
Paranundrox: !card Brago, King Eternal
LRRbot: Brago, King Eternal [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Flying / Whenever Brago, King Eternal deals combat damage to a player, exile any number of target nonland permanents you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
Paranundrox: yeah
LRRbot: Commune with the Gods [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Keab42: !card Barrow Witches
LRRbot: Barrow Witches [4B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/4] | When Barrow Witches enters the battlefield, return target Knight card from your graveyard to your hand.
Paranundrox: LRRbot doesnt have Eldraine type updates in
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDrTeeth wheelerDrTPride < ugliest pumpkins I guess
Paranundrox: which is weird
Paranundrox: since it has Eldraine cards
JqlGirl: Commune with the Doggos
lord_wertornion: lrrSLOTH
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Ooh. Didn't know Brago's a Noble now.
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RoastedGravy: Commune with lrrSPOT
Keab42: I guess only a partial DB update to add Eldraine, but not the oracle changes.
Paranundrox: yeah
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DigitalSeahorse: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
LoadingReadyRun: Interesting. The ELD cards were added for the PPR, which was before the ELD oracle updates
Paranundrox: time to file a bug report :P
Paranundrox: makes sense
inFluxButCooler: The fog frog!
Keab42: I assume LRRBot maintains it's own DB instead of doing a scryfall lookup each time.
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Juliamon: Keab42 That is correct.
Paranundrox: but yeah, Dread Warlock is a Wizard Warlock
thraximore: gg
Paranundrox: he has two degree!
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab
CaptainSpam: Huh. Kirby just died?
korvys: !card Brownscale
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
Dog_of_Myth: No, Dread Warlock just multiclassed.
DigitalSeahorse: huh?
LoadingReadyRun: For stuff like the PPR, LRRbot has to know cards that may not have been fully released yet
Paranundrox: yeah
theamc2000: Ok
Aarek: ahh frog lock
DigitalSeahorse: feather lock?
itomeshi: Fog frog?
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mowdownjoe: Oh, boy! Pauper!
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LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
DigitalSeahorse: foggy froggy
Paranundrox: and Kathleen slams haymakers
Paranundrox: like Gary and Pestilence
Keab42: Tortex is such an Alex deck.
JqlGirl: It seems like a Cam deck too
aussie_rob_w: Pestilence is
LRRbot: Spore Frog [G] | Creature — Frog [1/1] | Sacrifice Spore Frog: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
LRRbot: Diabolic Edict [1B] | Instant | Target player sacrifices a creature.
Dog_of_Myth: It's not easy searching for green. LUL
aussie_rob_w: Pauper legal?!
Pharmacistjudge: sorry missed a bit
Pharmacistjudge: did zombie fish get there?
JarJarThinks: Pestilence is indeed legal
Paranundrox: Gary did
LRRbot: Grave Scrabbler [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Madness {1}{B} / When Grave Scrabbler enters the battlefield, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
Paranundrox: Angler was Sir Not Appearing in this Match
TheQuantumMechanic33: Angler appeared once!
Ignisdragon: the professor would be proud ;-;
DigitalSeahorse: ok I will, ah there it is
Paranundrox: Angler was discarded and then exiled
BrindleBoar: You're not the boss of me, Nelson! But I will, because they're good.
Paranundrox: not exactly the most impressive showing :P
Robot_Bones: no the lrrCIRCLE approacheth Flee for your lives
djalternative: oh dang. I had to step away. Who won?
DigitalSeahorse: jamieDance jamieDance slytqDance slytqDance ssandDANCE ssandDANCE
Paranundrox: Kathleen in 3
TheQuantumMechanic33: kathleen
Robot_Bones: Kaffleen
Paranundrox: wheelerClown wheelerClown
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djalternative: lrrWOW
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
psheps24: caffleine?
Robot_Bones: Kathleeen was Pogilliochi
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerClown wheelerH
TheQuantumMechanic33: @Paranundrox It was there the last game turn before kathleen won
bradlby: wheelerMulRage wheelerMulRage wheelerMulRage
djalternative: Kaffleen is her apple music handle
Paranundrox: slytqWha
Paranundrox: kathle3KNOT
Paranundrox: with great wheelerClown comes great responsibility
emochicken42: Does anyone know if LRR is going to CommandFest in Seattle in November?
JqlGirl: I'm annoyed that the phases shirt mixes phases and steps willynilly
thraximore: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
coriolis_storm: Does anyone know if LRR people are going to PAX Unplugged in December?
Dog_of_Myth: @JqlGirl That's the point.
djalternative: @emochicken42 not officially but a couple of people are going
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @coriolis_storm they announce it on Twitter earlier
Keab42: @coriolis_storm Yes. They tweeted it earlier.
Pharmacistjudge: @coriolis_storm they just tweeted that James Ben Beej and Heather are going to PAX unplugged
emochicken42: Thanks @djalternative
Juliamon: ~lasttweet unplugged
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> We’re 48 days out from @PAX Unplugged and you may be wondering, is LoadingReadyRun going? YUP, we sure are. James, Ben, Beej and Heather will be making the trek out to Philadelphia in early December and we’d love to see you there! Tickets still available. https://unplugged.paxsite.com/ || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1185344052310396928
Bobtheninjagoldfish: means I get to troll Ben in person and not just in WoW.
coriolis_storm: @Bobtheninjagoldfish @Keab42 @Pharmacistjudge Nice! Thanks lrrAWESOME
JqlGirl: I wonder if there will ever be another Dice Friends campaign with the Semolo Plateau gang?
Pharmacistjudge: I have a special gift for Ben...something I know he has been wanting for a long time
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
Pharmacistjudge: and now I get to deliver it in person
PixelSavage: @Pharmacistjudge is it a hug? I bet its a hug.
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge his own e tu brute moment?
Juliamon: JqlGirl I'm sure we'll see them again. Pretty sure Kathleen has ideas for a Nettlebee sequel, anyway.
Keab42: PharmacistJudge planning on clubbing Ben?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the way Ben;s been feelin g latley it's probably a cold remedy
Chartle: i need more trouble in paradise in my veins
Pharmacistjudge: Ben knows about the gift, I DM'd him on twitter
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge Julius Cesar also had a prophesy about the ides of march
Pharmacistjudge: well not a prophecy from Brutus
DigitalSeahorse: 150 more.... ssandHUG_PK
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door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Round 2. YEEt
NotCainNorAbel: the fight of the night!
Dix: oh hey
Fruan: Paupers gonna paup!
Pharmacistjudge: oh hey Dix
stevemont215: my favorite LRR'ers!!!
Pharmacistjudge: hopefully will be seeing him at Pax Unplugged too
PixelSavage: Heather in Magic. Unexpected but welcome.
coriolis_storm: lrrAWW Mean things about me, Nelson? lrrAWW
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Go gettem Coach
Paranundrox: wheelerClown
Paranundrox: go Cori!
control_rig: Detritus Deck!
Neoxgears: Cori!
NotCainNorAbel: small box
Paranundrox: we need more Cori Content
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: I'm excited to see Cori's deck, though.
ggodopaste: GO CORI!
LRRbot: Saprazzan Skerry | Land | Saprazzan Skerry enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add {U}{U}. If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.
JqlGirl: Would Cori's evil twin be named Cilantro?
Paranundrox: sorry Nelson, going to have to root for Cori here :P
hi_im_emily: that's a little skerry, not gonna lie
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N0N3_2401: should i build a Humans deck? or Tron deck?
JqlGirl: human tron!
Paranundrox: huh
DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls elfunkCat
hi_im_emily: ah, the cyborg deck
PixelSavage: thats some hot pink Nelly is sporting. nice!
NotCainNorAbel: ah....multiple small boxes
Paranundrox: yeah his nails are rad
Mangledpixel: that's the on-chip cache of the draft chaff, the rest is in RAM
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: All of the draft chaff has joined together like the mass at the end of Inside.
Mechubus: Fishelbrand!? Awesome choice for Nelson!
N0N3_2401: Human Tron? :o Why didn't i think of that?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: im excited too see Coris jank
Paranundrox: yes, since it's the only Modern one
LRRbot: Sulfur Vent | Land | Sulfur Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice Sulfur Vent: Add {U}{R}.
PixelSavage: mono visions confirmed
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Is Nelson just on 4 arts of Serum Visions or something?
Feminine_Desires: Is nelson mic on?
Paranundrox: Serum Visions through the ages
pootisgodsamongus: Fishelbrand PogChamp
LRRbot: Thrummingbird [1U] | Creature — Bird Horror [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Thrummingbird deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
Paranundrox: heck yes
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: The big brain plays
red_shoes_jeff: @Feminine_Desires I believe so.
Paranundrox: I didnt think I could root for Cori more
BaconWrapOG: how late am i?
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Ancient Spring | Land | Ancient Spring enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.
AnAnonymousCheerer: anon100
Feminine_Desires: Nelson is just a lot quieter this session in comparison to last session, so I think his mic is off
JqlGirl: i want to see what Nelson is up to.
PixelSavage: @BaconWrapOG first game of the second match
Mangledpixel: surely they are more 'pletion' counters
Dix: Nelson is bringing the brew too huh?
lighting_bolt_123: I feel like Nelsons playing combo
markededge: I can't believe nelson is playing fishelbrand
GirlPainting: cori proliferated her spite counter ^^
Mechubus: @dix nope it has been worked on by a streamer for a few months now
Swamplor: I think that proliferating is mandatory, but you definitely don't have to choose any permanents
JqlGirl: cori needs to push her cards into the sleeve deever
JqlGirl: deepr
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Wheeler's stream has conditioned my to expect Hypergenesis from Nelson's lands.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: *me
InsaneMuadib: nah it's deep ebough
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
GenieWH: On paper, this match up feels unfair. Cori's deck is literally jank draft chaff, and Nelson made a deck full of blue stuff.
Paranundrox: yeah, nothing good comes from extra mana lands
LuckieLPs: how much mana could a mana dork dork if a mana dork could dork mana
Donutholez: Nelson... does he have second sunrise?
JqlGirl: When will they print the middle version? Scry 1, draw, Scry 1?
Paranundrox: Sunrise is a Rare
lighting_bolt_123: chat, is seething song banned in pauper?
Pharmacistjudge: i know we have deck lists, but part of me wants this to be bizarro life gain storm.
dangerous_safety: 50 land no stuff is a weird deck
espi: @JqlGirl Scry 1, draw half a card
ArmadilloAL: I miss Balancing Tings.
InsaneMuadib: @jqlgirl I feel like it would be called sudden inspiration
hidingbox: all the colours
Donutholez: !decklist
Mechubus: @dix had to look it up Caleb Gannon
onestoneofice: so far it makes mana, checks out
LRRbot: Shambling Attendants [7B] | Creature — Zombie [3/5] | Delve / Deathtouch
espi: good thing Corey is holding up Spell Pierce
JimMiles: Ohhhh! Nelson's on THIS deck XD My friend brought this along the other week it's gas
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.
GenieWH: Oh god, hes playing this
niccus: lrrFINE_HF
northos: katesWa katesOw
lighting_bolt_123: shweet
Donutholez: Oh... Nelson's deck is an All-In Delve deck
Paranundrox: not in the sets Cori listed
Dix: delve baby delve
RomanGoro: This is disgusting
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is turn 4? on pauper, and Nelsons plays are incredible
ArmadilloAL: What sets did she list again?
GenieWH: Storm counts at 4
historyman_admu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:05.
Aarek: He's storming off!
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Paranundrox: Eldraine, a Masters set and something else
Paranundrox: the rest are bad
Paranundrox: but there's a common cycle
GenieWH: Temporal Aperture is not a storm card
Fruan: Is Brain Freeze uncommon?
ArmadilloAL: @GenieWH Temporal Fissure.
Paranundrox: and then some others
JqlGirl: Temporal Fissure
ninja_theory_ashrams: !decks
ArmadilloAL: @Fruan Yes.
Pharmacistjudge: weather the storm, life gain strom is hilarious
lighting_bolt_123: yoo play empty the warrens!
mowdownjoe: Yeah, Storm is pretty banned. Weather the Storm, maybe.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Donutholez: Reaping the Graves is also legal Kappa
Paranundrox: oh hello Burnt Offering
itomeshi: Wonder how many turns until Nelson decks himself?
Teslamat: energy tap
LRRbot: Burnt Offering [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost.
ArmadilloAL: feenLUL interrupts in 2019
Type_One___: Cheer100
LRRbot: Shambling Attendants [7B] | Creature — Zombie [3/5] | Delve / Deathtouch
northos: this deck is hilarious
j0xer: i thought the mana pool doesn't exist any more
WalkingOnStrings: I'm glad there is appreciation for the foil bowl island :P
Paranundrox: lit it on fire
LUSHOTOLOGY_: heeello! diarioYoda
JqlGirl: this deck is so sweet
rzrdrgn: Where's the Fireball?
GenieWH: I feel like Cori needs counterspells
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
professorbeachbum: Is this pauper tin fins?
PixelSavage: this game kinda turned into some sort of Magic TED talk and Nelly is on the stage giving the talk
northos: @j0xer the mana pool exists as a concept, the card text for adding mana just doesn't mention it (for brevity)
silvalunae: You used me. . . for land development!
lighting_bolt_123: ok I kinda want to play this now
Paranundrox: @j0xer the term on cards doesnt, but "having mana" exists
espi: "pass"
GirlPainting: i honestly HATE those decks that turn a fun 2 player game into single player
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
banachspacebar: !card glissa seeker
LRRbot: Glissa Sunseeker [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf [3/2] | First strike / {T}: Destroy target artifact if its converted mana cost is equal to the amount of unspent mana you have.
Mangledpixel: Paranundrox and the term still exists in the comp rules
banachspacebar: ah, didn't she originally say "mana pool"?
onestoneofice: Nelson sounds like he's having a good time right now
Paranundrox: yes
PixelSavage: thats some powerful nothing so far :D
GenieWH: Aha! Cori is playing mill!
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Paul, that's the definition of the Tin Fins experience.
JayneReveck: This is unironically my favourite pauper deck
Fruan: What's the kill here?
midday_rendelnep: Just grixissisisis them out!
loki_lxix: This is a Jer deck
JayneReveck: This is a Wheeler deck
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.
itomeshi: Is this single-player judge's tower?
GenieWH: @Fruan hes gonna delve out a bunch of big creatures like Gurmag, and swing
RoastedGravy: I’ve listened to the soundtrack it is bomb.
mega_mega117: Lotus pedal is basically a treasure
RoastedGravy: It’s sooooo good.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Is that a Firestorm?
rzrdrgn: And here we see the assembly of an Ikea gun
Teslamat: No, this a Caleb deck
RangerOfVoid: how many cards does he have left in the deck?
Pandoras_Mox: holy molly, Nelson playing Caleb Gannon classic
PixelSavage: @RangerOfVoid drew 29 so far
LRRbot: Burnt Offering [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost.
ThorSokar: haha, draws entire deck on turn 4, what the hell is this deck
SnowBuddy18: cards left in Nelson's library?
Mechubus: @pandoras_mox YES!!!
TheQuantumMechanic33: so good
Paranundrox: LWA is also great
Paranundrox: yeah
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LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
Rotundatio: thats a mana too many i think
korvys: Should be 1 less black
red_shoes_jeff: @RangerOfVoid Enough to reach the end of his turn.
Rotundatio: went from 2 mana to 10
YoungT0ast: What is storm count rn?
korvys: didn't spend the mana for Burny Offering
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
professorbeachbum: I love this conversation while nelson is just quietly comboing off
Teslamat: @ThorSokar Fishelbrand by Caleb Gannon
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Should be one less black never spent black for burnt offering.
TheQuantumMechanic33: he's not playing storm since good storm is banned
needmorecards: How many cards has he drawn this turn??
onestoneofice: it's Sergei von Poppinoff's circus of value
Mangledpixel: YoungT0ast lost count, but it's irrelevant, he isn't playing any storm cards
Paranundrox: Chromatic Star also doesn't add mana
PixelSavage: @needmorecards 31 by now
Paranundrox: it filters colors
seenoham: what is the win condition here?
YoungT0ast: ah, not doing the build your own grapeshot?
mowdownjoe: This deck is sweet.
LRRbot: Shambling Attendants [7B] | Creature — Zombie [3/5] | Delve / Deathtouch
korvys: Yeah
shadowypenguin: he paid for it
SnowBuddy18: he paid
shadowypenguin: it was a lotus petal
korvys: No, you had RB, and then when to 5 of each, you're good now
TheQuantumMechanic33: he paid i believe
RoastedGravy: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
JayneReveck: The win condition is oftem Weather the Storm into Immolating souleater into fling
Daken1993: he paid
Mangledpixel: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
ushiikun: Because chat is always right.
Pharmacistjudge: Paul, I would have said something :P
Voxlunch: PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG DEAL with it! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Mangledpixel: oh hey, it's a Voxlunch
GirlPainting: this deck is NOT fun
korvys: He didn't pay, but hasn't done anything illegal (never went down to 0 anyway)
WowoT: nelson just drew 8
GirlPainting: this is singleplayer
RangerOfVoid: why did he draw a bunch of cards again?
TheQuantumMechanic33: this is like a 10 min turn lol
WowoT: without playing burnt offering
Pharmacistjudge: !card energy tap
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
DigitalSeahorse: oh hai Voxlunch lrrHAM_SG ssandHUG_PK
Zalbaag: Why did nelson just draw 8?
RoastedGravy: 10 minute turns. What is this, Yu-Gi-Oh?
InfernoM16: I think he just drew without casting the spell?
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Mangledpixel: 'Target untapped creature'
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.
JayneReveck: Rush of Knowledge is a hell of a drug
red_shoes_jeff: Everyone else is playing Magic, Nelson's playing Solitaire.
GenieWH: Judge!
PixelSavage: sorry Nelly just lost judges tower.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Draws 8 cards. Yeah. That scans.
Banrael: cheer51 I just ran out of bits. Time to get more.
LRRbot: Shambling Attendants [7B] | Creature — Zombie [3/5] | Delve / Deathtouch
RoastedGravy: panicBasket
loki_lxix: Sly salt
Dix: that deck is nuts
Voxlunch: Taiwanese knock off Tin Fins
Paranundrox: they're Exiled due to Delve
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so this seems lik ea deck that, if there were any common lab maniacs. would be a powerful win con
damn_i_am_pretty: That's a lot of deck in the yard
red_shoes_jeff: Watch, one of these is gonna be "Return all exiled cards to your Library."
damn_i_am_pretty: then a lot of yard in the exile
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG voxlunNut
orimazer: what is the win con for this?
Dryhad: I've been so out of the Pauper loop and I love that Tin Fins is a thing in this format
Donutholez: Kaervek's torch ftw?
shadowypenguin: that s a good question
myrddinthewizard: tHE hECK
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
korvys: I am enjoying this a lot :P
MrUglama: if he passes the turn,ill flip my table
PixelSavage: @orimazer plot twist there is none and its a single player group-hug deck that just decks itself and lets OP win.
GenieWH: Cori literally has done nothing but play 2 cards and 3 lands. I feel bad for her. Her deck looked fun
damn_i_am_pretty: Could Magic create a zone called the House? Or we could rename Exile "the Alley out back"
RangerOfVoid: if cori had any mill...
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
orimazer: lol
Daken1993: Nelson showed up with one of the most real decks in pauper and cori came with draft chaf
Voxlunch: fun is subjectivr Kappa
Dix: Gurmangles so good
Voxlunch: shmangles
espi: But Nelson its not 1 mana, it says 7 on the card Kappa
erloas: yeah, while the deck is "interesting" it doesn't look like a fun deck to play against, win or loose
silvalunae: how does nelson win o.o
Pharmacistjudge: two energy taps makes 15, he has lethal I think
Paranundrox: Cori seems to be enjoying it
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
Distrei: Just came back to the stream, Fishelbrand wheelerPog I love pauper combo decks
Paranundrox: and it's a sweet deck
seth_erickson: it's in his hand Silvalunae
DigitalSeahorse: having some objective fun here elfunkCat
Voxlunch: lol fishelbrand
seth_erickson: !card Kaerveck's Torch
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
korvys: I mean, I enjoy watching my opponent do cool things. Seems fun to me
thraximore: huh. what a niche card
Voxlunch: yooooo
GenieWH: @silvalunae Its turn 4, he can play a bunch of delve dudes and swing next turn for lots
PixelSavage: also allthough the deck is kinda fun to look at going off once - its probably not the best deck to bring to a casual pauper friday on stream :D
seth_erickson: It's a burn spell
Voxlunch: energy tap PogChamp
damn_i_am_pretty: Oh Mtg, how many free mana things are you going not learn not to make
bainard656: Is this still Nelson’s turn 3?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Yes
red_shoes_jeff: Yep
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerPog wheelerCowboymulder
Ignisdragon: correct
silvalunae: @GenieWH oh oOo thanks
espi: force spike
GenieWH: Or that
korvys: Force spike
Fruan: Boom
Voxlunch: FOOOOSH
hidingbox: Kapow!
Paranundrox: I mean, I don't know how real this deck is in the format
PixelSavage: we got there
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: pachi pachi pachi
Paranundrox: relative to the field
Dix: pew pew pew
wolfiejim: YAS
Paranundrox: but it's sweet
orimazer: wow
Naarius: Pauper banefire?
PixelSavage: lrrHAM
Pharmacistjudge: can't spike it, Kori only has 1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Nelson POPPED OFF
wolfiejim: i love this deck
northos: the longest channel fireball in history -.-
Pandoras_Mox: Nicely done
RoastedGravy: Dayum
damn_i_am_pretty: that's just a really complicated Channel Fireball?!
Voxlunch: lorg firb
NotCainNorAbel: How was that not Canlander?
Ignisdragon: next minute. Okay negate?
Dix: man thats like rolling thunder
Xx_JAG_xX: now lets do that all again!!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
wolfiejim: shoutout to calleb gannon btw
myrddinthewizard: This deck makes me sad and happy at the same time.
RangerOfVoid: one counter spell when he does that final step and it is just gg
WalkingOnStrings: You did it! Yay Nelson!
GenieWH: THe 8 cost dude is a 3/5 deathtouch
RangerOfVoid: but man on turn 3
noSmokeFire: Congratulations on your big fish, nelson
seth_erickson: fireball for 20 spell pierce
jawz77: Pauper > Every other format
JimMiles: Casters gendering Gurmag Angler smh
PixelSavage: ok now that fun has been had time to switch to your actual deck nelly.
Voxlunch: this deck seems fragile to sb hate
Paranundrox: yeah
Pandoras_Mox: It's a reel big fish
Dog_of_Myth: lrrEFF_PK
MadameAdversary: The best part of tonight is nobody is playing Astrolabe.
Paranundrox: it seems very disruptable
UnknownGerm: what's in the boooox?!
voodooray: " As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost 2 more to cast."
Fruan: Does the highlighting even show up on their Nifty chat monitor?
GenieWH: Merfolk Secretkeeper!!!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG_PK
wolfiejim: did he play faithless looting
Voxlunch: wats astrolabe
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Sign in Blood's a sorcery though, right>
wolfiejim: because the sideobard plan depends on what build he's on
Paranundrox: an Unsummon beats him
MadameAdversary: !card Arcum's Astrolabe
LRRbot: Arcum's Astrolabe [S] | Snow Artifact | When Arcum's Astrolabe enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
wolfiejim: racing him is also strong
onestoneofice: its sorcery though
seth_erickson: lrrSPOT_TK Hmmmm
divreon: !card Sign in blood
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Pharmacistjudge: unsummon in response to rush of knowledge is super strong
Voxlunch: whats the deal with labe
Donutholez: unsommon is banned
PixelSavage: secxretkeeper is the bane of draft right now
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wolfiejim: do we have decklists
Paranundrox: @voxlunch it fixes mana and replaces itself
GirlPainting: @ Nelson, if the player has 1 card and 2 life and a sign in blood is cast, what state based action kills him? nio life or the card draw?
erloas: when the other people at the table start talking about completely unrelated things, that tends to point to a deck that goes from "interesting" to "not fun to play against"
MadameAdversary: 20% or so of the pauper meta is Jeskai labe or something like that
Paranundrox: so it shows up all over the place apparently
Pharmacistjudge: secret keeper made Forever Young a super important card in draft
orimazer: i really want to tripple kill someone with caress of phyrexia at some point
Donutholez: yes we do have lists.
espi: Kraken hatchling is great Nelson, take that back
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @GirlPainting It should be the card draw. I think life loss happens after.
WowoT: i had 6 secretkeepers in one of my draft decks once
GenieWH: unsummon isnt banned :/
seth_erickson: Girlpainting cards resolve in the order listed so if it says draw two lose two you die to draw first
Voxlunch: millertime
DigitalSeahorse: woot gift sub! PrideLionYay lrrALEX lrrHAM_SG voxlunRad
erloas: I think mill is one of the worst things MTG has ever done (as a win mechanic)
Donutholez: :D
LRRbot: Sulfur Vent | Land | Sulfur Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice Sulfur Vent: Add {U}{R}.
GirlPainting: hmmmkai
onestoneofice: 3 secretkeepers + a folio of fancies was my best draft so far
Pandoras_Mox: You can watch like 12 hours of gameplay with this deck (not the exact list) and it's great
Paranundrox: SBAs dont check during resolution
seth_erickson: but if it says lose two life then draw two you would die to life loss instead
wolfiejim: I think mill scratches an itch of people who want to be different but don't know how
PixelSavage: and to all the drafters in here - dont forget to pick up 1-2 lucky clovers to go along with your secretkeepers for that 1mana mill 8 fun.
wolfiejim: and that's a good thing
Pharmacistjudge: I had 2 secret keepers, 2 run away together, 1 didn't say please and a folio at my prerelease...it was pretty gross
emochicken42: Nelson, where did you get this deck idea?
erloas: I've never seen a mill deck that is *fun* to play against, even if you win
wolfiejim: let mill players mill guys
GenieWH: Arena's AI for drafting is based on criteria that mill stuff just goes right under
Dryhad: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you lose twice from both simultaneously
Paranundrox: so you die to both at the same time
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
wolfiejim: wow that's aggressive
Dryhad: Which is relevant, if you have a Lab Man or whatever (because losing and winning at the same time is losing)
emochicken42: Cus I think I know where, but not exactly sure if it’s the same person
wolfiejim: like wew
Voxlunch: PogChamp
Donutholez: I already love nelson's deck, mainly coz i can build the mana base. lmao
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Pandoras_Mox: That's too early, he's a madman
PixelSavage: can we just say Nelly wins and move on to a 3rd match ?
stateofcomatose: I just 7-1 in a ranked draft on Arena with 7 of those merfolk and two drown in the lochs. So I guess I'm part of the problem. If it helps, it didn't feel good
Voxlunch: size of this lad
ArmadilloAL: All I need to know about Arena is that I once tried to Didn't Say Please my opponent's Didn't Say Please targeting my Didn't Say Please targeting his Didn't Say Please targeting my Didn't Say Please.
JimMiles: Is Nelson wearing pink nail polish? :)
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
damn_i_am_pretty: Mill feels unfun because it feels like you can't interact with it in Eldraine limited, really
noSmokeFire: @ArmadilloAL did you say please?
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
korvys: @ArmadilloAL You both need to learn some manners :P
SirZapdos: time to empty the cheons
Paranundrox: @armadilloal you think you'd learn
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
Voxlunch: this is a very aggressive play
Pandoras_Mox: He can't get away with this
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
ArmadilloAL: @noSmokeFire Nope. Autotapper tapped all my blue mana on the first Didn't Say Please, so I couldn't cast the third one and I lost.
Feminine_Desires: storm count is 7.
hidingbox: If you petal into a dark ritual, does tthat become a black lotus?
Fruan: Its starting to feel like we're never going to see Cori's deck do a thing.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad theonl45Heart voxlunRad pink is RAD
Voxlunch: i can't believe you've done this
GenieWH: Judge!
korvys: -1B
erloas: I'm all for asymmetrical games, but a few mechanics, like mill, don't do it in a good or fun way
Dix: This is gross
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
EsperDerek1: I feel like if he was going to show off this deck-which is fine-they should have positioned it so poor Cori's draft chaff deck didn't have to fight it.
LRRbot: Epicure of Blood [4B] | Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
Pharmacistjudge: epicure of blood? we playing storm?!?
Dix: no land. 9 power and toughness in play
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: 9 power on T2 is also cool I guess.
Pandoras_Mox: Nice turn
korvys: Oh, is he going to do that life storm card?
YoungT0ast: ok NOW do we need to count storm?
thalanir: 9 power turn two, no lands
wolfiejim: i guess this is okay vs stompy
GenieWH: Powerful Magic
PixelSavage: so instead of winning on turn 3 by comboing he will now win on turn 4 :D
wolfiejim: i guess
stateofcomatose: "Naturally"
Pandoras_Mox: Second win con engaged
SirZapdos: both teams played hard
Teslamat: oh, it's the weather the storm wincon
ushiikun: You can do it, Cori!
Voxlunch: lol even if this deck bricks it still powers out delve boos
LRRbot: Ancient Spring | Land | Ancient Spring enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.
Pharmacistjudge: zombie fish does not fly...thank goodness
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: I can't believe Nelson would do something so gauche as to attack with creatures. Kappa
StormCountAt19: !decklist
LRRbot: Sauroform Hybrid [1G] | Creature — Human Lizard Warrior [2/2] | {4}{G}{G}: Adapt 4.
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK
PixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun maybe next time dont match a spike liek Nelly against Cori :D
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
wolfiejim: unfortunate
rk99: gg
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
ushiikun: "Make them have it"
Swamplor: I will take this opportunity to once again point out that Eldraine "pheasants" are apparently the size of dragons.
Paranundrox: chat please
Paranundrox: the players can handle themselves
Durzo_Blint_: these new channel unlock things are kinda cool. I just got lrrPaul
LRRbot: Epicure of Blood [4B] | Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
taterbug143: can you minimize chat on mobile? can only see Cori's board
Paranundrox: they are adult humans capable of making their own judgements and decisions
Voxlunch: pheasant is just teeny chicken isnt it
LRRbot: Thrive [XG] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each of X target creatures.
LRRbot: Bloom Hulk [3G] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | When Bloom Hulk enters the battlefield, proliferate.
wolfiejim: i don't know if i like this board plan because cory could have brought her own weather the storm in
SydPreviouslyHeadache: simic pauper proliferate
PixelSavage: @Paranundrox you mean like speaking up for themselves instead of you speaking up for them ? ;)
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:56.
RangerOfVoid: and nelson demonstrates why we have rotation
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GirlPainting: @ Nelson, how do you like busting someone with a tier 1 deck against a tier 5 deck?
TheQuantumMechanic33: turn 2 or 4 win is crazy good
JimMiles: Nelson looks kinda like Brett Gelman XD
hidingbox: Something something points??
Oghara: pauper storm looks fun
Juliamon: Chat, alright, let's move on
korvys: @Voxlunch Nah, it's a different game bird - maybe you're thinking of a bantam?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrAWESOME
korvys: or a Cornish
Voxlunch: voxlunRad
Fruan: Do pheasents have the head dangly? Or am I thinking of quail?
AchillesAndTortoise: I think draft chaff vs real deck is not great TV
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunNut
Juliamon: Fruan Quail
BaconWrapOG: god damn storm
PixelSavage: @AchillesAndTortoise +1
draja128: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART
barfman_super: oooooo PAUPER
red_shoes_jeff: Well, that was neat. g'night.
PixelSavage: @red_shoes_jeff nighty night
Paranundrox: 'night red_shoes
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whatsupchuck78: 1 year. wow
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Qvdv: do we have a decklist somewhere for Nelson's deck?
djalternative: I curse you to play storm in every format possible. muahahaha
Paranundrox: !decks
barfman_super: ahhh boo what were the decks?
Mangledpixel: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK
erloas: yeah, whether the players had fun or not, it wasn't that interesting to watch and I know I wouldn't have enjoyed playing against it
Paranundrox: I think it's neat to see decks go off
Paranundrox: it's a shame that Cori didnt have access to many tools to interact with it
aussie_rob_w: lrrHAM
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Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
djalternative: Oh. Look at the time. It's Mine O' Clock
Paranundrox: I think you may have dropped your watch there :P
aussie_rob_w: Dragon's Orders!
aussie_rob_w: I remember Dragon's Orders, that was great.
SmaugUKA: Fishelbrand is such a fun deck. It's been fun watching Caleb Gannon's baby getting the attention it has from the Pauper Community
Paranundrox: yeah it seems sweet
Paranundrox: absolutely genius
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK lrrCORI_PK lrrCORI_PK
korvys: I was hoping someone would bring Oops all Spells, but I liked that deck also.
aussie_rob_w: Final round: Fight!
Pandoras_Mox: Let's gooo
aussie_rob_w: katesLurk
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Khorak_The_Mighty: Viewers Like ME!
Pandoras_Mox: Nice
Voxlunch: come on and slamb
DigitalSeahorse: Mangledpixel, ya beat me to it! lrrHAM_SG lrrCIRCLE
SmaugUKA: OAS can be fun for sure
AirTony7: Duress seems strong here
divreon: I think Nelson's deck is a bit busted.
Voxlunch: and welcome to the jamb
djalternative: lrrBEEJ_HF
PixelSavage: we take the petal here ?
Paranundrox: @divreon it seems very fragile
Voxlunch: i mean if it folds to hand hate its not really very busted
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrHAM_SG lrrARROW
Paranundrox: I suggest Rush
djalternative: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ_HF Now kiss...
thraximore: Knowledge is the best pick I think
Paranundrox: Sphere gets the U for Knowlege
wolfiejim: you take rush of knowledge
Paranundrox: Rush is the most unique
SmaugUKA: It's not Para. The deck is much stronger than you'd think
wolfiejim: its not about unique
wolfiejim: you need to find another rush
LRRbot: Saprazzan Skerry | Land | Saprazzan Skerry enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it. / {T}, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add {U}{U}. If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Voxlunch: Everythings turning up Nelly
SirZapdos: Mercadian Masques too stronk
Paranundrox: right, I mean in Nelson's hand, Rush has no replacement, and it's also an important part of the deck
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK
GenieWH: a reef or rocky island.
northos: "a reef or rocky island"
Znazl: a reef or rocky island.
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
JqlGirl: A skerry is a small rocky island, usually too small for human habitation. It may simply be a rocky reef. A skerry can also be called a low sea stack.
maximus416: A reef o rocky island
djalternative: I definitely plan to confuse people with my subtly different beej lrrBEEJ_HF
wolfiejim: the first part is a place on mercadia
Khorak_The_Mighty: a fumarole
northos: @GenieWH @maximus416 I see your google-fu :P
thraximore: @maximus416 I see you googled it too :D
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
GenieWH: Thanks
Pandoras_Mox: Skerry is a Halloween themed island
Paranundrox: @djalternative love it
wolfiejim: Saprazzan is a weird place on Mercadai iirc
LRRbot: Ancient Spring | Land | Ancient Spring enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.
Mangledpixel: From dialectal Scots (Shetlandic and Orcadian) skerry, from Old Norse sker (whence Danish skær and Norwegian Bokmål skjær).
Dryhad: Verry Skerry
SmaugUKA: If anyone is wondering how to play Fishelbrand, Caleb is beginning a Series into how to play the deck
thraximore: @wolfiejim all the Mercadian places are weird
Countjondi: ah, like the icelandic Sker
SirZapdos: demain s'apporte a leurs qui prepare pour l'auj'ourdhui
divreon: boring into that rock in the sea?
strigonLeader: scarborough = rock in sea ville?
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
Voxlunch: beeeeep
korvys: I have a soft spot for Mercadia, as one of the sets around when I started playing.
wolfiejim: its actually not htat hard
wolfiejim: well its mostly counting
Paranundrox: I already do, Nelson lrrBEEJ
djalternative: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEJ_HF #BuildYourOwnThreej
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: *boops Voxlunch ssandHUG_PK ssandHUG
Voxlunch: owo
theonlyangelx: !players
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN w ssandCOIN
theonlyangelx: bweh, who's online?
Pandoras_Mox: I'm spinning the wheel for an emote, I need the scoop, wish me luck chat
LRRbot: Sulfur Vent | Land | Sulfur Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice Sulfur Vent: Add {U}{R}.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
LoadingReadyRun: sker=Rock in the Sea, Skyr=Thick icelandic yogurt. don't confuse them :P
Pandoras_Mox: lrrCORI
thraximore: Oh no, turn 2 mangler
thraximore: it's a zombie
SirZapdos: oof
Voxlunch: gyowch
wolfiejim: yeah nelson is gettting too aggressive with this deck. i'm pretty sure he should be slow rolling those spheres a bit
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I bet you could turn one into the other.
korvys: it also doesn't kill the vampire
orimazer: never look
DigitalSeahorse: wat
thraximore: Kathleen seeing the writing on the wall
Paranundrox: both teams played hard
Paranundrox: lrrBeej
Paranundrox: lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP
Voxlunch: 110%
SirZapdos: both teams played hard
dangerous_safety: And you thought the last game was quick
ushiikun: Sometimes it happens
RendezVoodoo: all damage of emotional
Naarius: oh nooo
AirTony7: The only damage done that game was spiritual damage
GirlPainting: lrrGRAHAM
DigitalSeahorse: sounds very clean...
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Your opponent can't beat you if they're beaten unconcious.
Pandoras_Mox: My sideboard is a brick and a bat
SnowBuddy18: sideboarding, hitting your opponent in the side with a board
draja128: lrrKATHLEEN cohhKnife
PixelSavage: does your sideboard has some islands a nd 4 spellpierce Kathleen ?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrKATHLEEN RPGEpicSword
wolfiejim: i have 0 idea what kathleen is on, but hand attack is good vs this deck
TheQuantumMechanic33: fun fact you can get someone else to shuffle if they're approved and you are unable to shuffle
Paranundrox: @wolfiejim MonoB Gary.dek
PixelSavage: blacks unsummon is murder Kathleen
wolfiejim: do we have distress
Pandoras_Mox: Black unsummon is fatal push
Dix: doesn't really work too well vs Gurmangler though Pandoras_Mox
Pandoras_Mox: @Dix That's true
salleile: Kappa
Pandoras_Mox: What
stateofcomatose: or in pauper lol
Dix: mhmm
Hulio826: Man force works tho right? @LoadingReadyRun
Paranundrox: I mean, doubly doesnt work!
thraximore: Tragic slip, however...
drfox17: twitch, I don't like change!
Dix: edicts are so good tho
drfox17: what is all this on my UI!?
Paranundrox: Geth's Verdict
frozenphoenix7: I just play Tron. Don't mind me <_<
Qvdv: geth's verdict?
PixelSavage: @Dix welp just lost a game of judges tower you werent even playing.
Oghara: why so stormy nelson?
Dix: Chainer's Edict
RangerOfVoid: any cards that prevent mana from non land sources?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: chainers edict?
Paranundrox: @dix Scars and lifeless is Geth
Paranundrox: *lifeloss
wolfiejim: i really like the hand attack line
Hulio826: It flounders
GirlPainting: he slips on land
djalternative: tragically beached
Mangledpixel: very messily
salleile: jumps over a waterfall and hits a rock
wolfiejim: like distress, duress, rats
PixelSavage: @Hulio826 *slow clap*
Pandoras_Mox: Beached Angler
thraximore: He just kinda slips into an open grave
Swamplor: That's what makes it so tragic, Paul
frozenphoenix7: You push it in front of a boat
ThorSokar: He bights his own dangler by accident?
espi: pushing it towards a bigger fish?
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK lrrCORI_PK
Mangledpixel: you don't want to be anywhere near a tragically slipping Gurmag Angler
Hulio826: @PixelSavage wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Pandoras_Mox: There's always a bigger fish
RoastedGravy: It’d be zombie sashimi.
thraximore: The Zombie of Theseus
djalternative: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEJ_HF lrrCREEPR
salleile: NotLikeThis
myrddinthewizard: Wow Cori
Dix: That's the one with Jeffery Combs right?
control_rig: Gottem
orimazer: by all know...
Naarius: Cori, whyyyy
PixelSavage: most importantly you shoudl stream that B-movie night at the moon base Kathleen
Mangledpixel: Dix yep
RoastedGravy: Bee Movie doesn’t know what it wants to be.
SirZapdos: Jeffrey Combs is a God thanks to DS9
Pandoras_Mox: What's the deal with beeeeeeees
Bugberry: Reanimator based on a Lovecraft story.
thraximore: watch Spy Kids 2, it's a classic
SmaugUKA: I wonder if this will help increase Foil Angler's price IRL
silvalunae: don't forget the lawsuit
RoastedGravy: The bee also sues the human race.
Mangledpixel: he's a bee that sues humanity for eating honey
Pandoras_Mox: Do you like jazz?
PixelSavage: "I wouldnt date a bee" - needs to go in the quote database
djalternative: Spy Kids is great
frozenphoenix7: Ah yes, that's the reason to not date a bee
Naarius: beestiality?
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkPopcorn kathle3TRI kathle3HEX elfunkPopcorn should this movie ...bee
TheQuantumMechanic33: Ya like jazz?
thraximore: Spy Kids- the only PG film franchise with a Rated R spinoff
wolfiejim: do you date an individual worker, or an entire queen and colony setup
Darthagan: he might be a Bee, but she is getting the Dee
TheQuantumMechanic33: Bee afraid
wolfiejim: or one of those solitary bees
Paranundrox: would you let your bee lover out of the jar
A_Gideon: @thraximore you better explain
Dix: oh god
chompskyhonk82: I mean you date bees, you get stung
Oghara: I doubt my cat would approve this relationship
Paranundrox: if you found them in the forest
AirTony7: Spy Kids 3-D is a masterpiece
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Durzo_Blint_: ok this is just too cute Nelly
xythrogar: your Bee-F. It's hip!
frozenphoenix7: There have been many weird discussions on this channel, but this might be the weirdest
wolfiejim: new plan, no dating tinnkerbell
thraximore: @A_Gideon remember the uncle? That's Machete from Machete Kills, which came about due to the film Spy Kids 2
PixelSavage: Cori there are a LOT of gifs out there that would disagree with your point
wolfiejim: isn't she like 12 or something
stateofcomatose: We are spinning a rich narrative here
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun In the original book, they mention tinkerbell returning home after an orgy so...
frozenphoenix7: Or at the very least, the one that disturbs me the most
Hulio826: @Dog_of_Myth Thank you! lrrHEART
A_Gideon: @thraximore oh
SnowBuddy18: this year
xythrogar: Never, hopefully.
ArcOfTheConclave: why Corri?
ogundiety: December 20th, apaprently (cats)
korvys: 19 December 2019 (in hong kong)
thraximore: Yeah it's a doozy @A_Gideon
Dryhad: We're not your Siri
silvalunae: not putting that in my search history
ogundiety: The horror.
LRRbot: Ancient Spring | Land | Ancient Spring enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ancient Spring: Add {W}{B}.
A_Gideon: @thraximore why did i ask?
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
SmaugUKA: Very nice of you with the Gifted Subs Dog
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
DigitalSeahorse: planetMEOW elfunkCat RPGShihu ssandMOD_PK wheelerMulPride ssandWOW I have no idea
thraximore: because it was a challenging statement
wolfiejim: you take the rush of knowledge
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Sulfur Vent | Land | Sulfur Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice Sulfur Vent: Add {U}{R}.
Diabore: what are the blue cards in nelsons hand?
frozenphoenix7: !card Dash Hopes
LRRbot: Dash Hopes [BB] | Instant | When you cast this spell, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Dash Hopes. / Counter target spell.
djalternative: Tinkerbell is probably the most explicitly kinky character in all of disney (sans the greek mythos)
PixelSavage: back in my day you needed to write the cards down. damn kids. *mumbles*
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
wolfiejim: he top tops here as is
MadameAdversary: Dash Hopes is common
Pandoras_Mox: Preordein and Serum Visions are just bad Once Upon a Time
PixelSavage: hence common and not rare
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
frozenphoenix7: I mean, 1 of those 3 are banned in Modern <_<
frozenphoenix7: And it isnt the Once
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
PixelSavage: Modern is its own beast entirely
frozenphoenix7: It sure is
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
Voxlunch: beep beep
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.
djalternative: the business meetings for faries in the original peter pan are just orgies. It's the one thing that stook out to me when I read it.
wolfiejim: no you want to really rip his hand appart
orimazer: is storm important atm?
frozenphoenix7: Duress is fine, but you need pressure
Donutholez: Wait a minute, I just realized something. Is this deck called Fishelbrand because are playing "Go Fish" instead of Magic?
wolfiejim: he like needs cards in hand to go off
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN honk honk
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
PixelSavage: @orimazer in pauper? no.
strigonLeader: storm is 4
wolfiejim: like think chittering rats, think distress,
Darthagan: diabolic edict would be pretty devastating
frozenphoenix7: No @donutholez It's a play on the card Griselbrand, who draws a lot of cards, but you're using a big fish creature rather than a very not legal in the format Demon
orimazer: i meant, did he sideboard in his storm card, but it seems he did
PixelSavage: @orimazer but nelly has indead one storm card in his deck
LRRbot: Burnt Offering [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost.
djalternative: “After a time he [Peter Pan] fell asleep, and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy.” ― J. M. Barrie, Peter Pan
LRRbot: Shambling Attendants [7B] | Creature — Zombie [3/5] | Delve / Deathtouch
Voxlunch: voxlunNut
PixelSavage: only worthwhile way to use blue mana is to crush spirits. hard.
SnowBuddy18: we need a storm counter
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
Donutholez: eh, i wanted it to be a play on Griselbrand and "you are playin a different card game instead" notion xD
CaptOfOuterSpace: This seems just... really unfun
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Pandoras_Mox: I love the art on Rush of Knowledge, "Aaaaah, too much knowledge!"
LRRbot: Chromatic Sphere [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Sphere: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Rush of Knowledge [4U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
TheQuantumMechanic33: honestly love this
wolfiejim: same
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
SnowBuddy18: storm is, uhh, my deck?
Voxlunch: combo is very polarizing
korvys: "Ah shit, my brain has too much knowledg"
myrddinthewizard: Spreadsheets: the magicing!
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
Mechubus: I love this deck
johncarsongames: I just tuned in to no lands on Nelson's board but a bunch of mana floating lol wtf
TheQuantumMechanic33: Sequencing: The Gathering
Pandoras_Mox: Storm is... broken
PixelSavage: storm 13
korvys: I mean, I enjoy watching my opponent do cool things. Seems fun to me.
PixelSavage: *15
remyjette: 13 from manamorphose
InsaneMuadib: Storm is a fair mechanic.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
remyjette: right 15
SirZapdos: props to kathleen for not dying of boredom
LRRbot: Energy Tap [U] | Sorcery | Tap target untapped creature you control. If you do, add an amount of {C} equal to that creature's converted mana cost.
Donutholez: this isnt even storm xD
Paranundrox: !card Ashes to Ashes
LRRbot: Ashes to Ashes [1BB] | Sorcery | Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.
Pharmacistjudge: !card ashes to ashes
LRRbot: Ashes to Ashes [1BB] | Sorcery | Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.
Voxlunch: the hot sb tech would have been a redirect
SirZapdos: it's all ogre
Donutholez: you guys find this unfun, you havent seen legacy combos yet BloodTrail
Paranundrox: that seems difficult to cast in MonoB, Alex :P
TheQuantumMechanic33: i feel the other decks just weren't prepared for such all in combo
frozenphoenix7: I play Pauper Tron <_< I crush dreams slowly across many turns.
PixelSavage: Judge question ... are you allowed to stormcount even if there is no storm cards in your deck as a psychological tool, or would that net you a warning ?
LRRbot: Burnt Offering [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana in any combination of {B} and/or {R}, where X is the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost.
wolfiejim: @TheQuantumMechanic33 probably
Voxlunch: yeah meta and sideboarding wrecks this list
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
TheQuantumMechanic33: i feel like one or two counterspells just destroy this
wolfiejim: i mean what i like about this list is that even with the counter play, its not 100%. you need pressure too
LRRbot: Manamorphose [1{R/G}] | Instant | Add two mana in any combination of colors. / Draw a card.
erloas: well the only thing less interesting than watching this this first time it watching it the 4th...
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
aussie_rob_w: I'd play this deck.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Epicure of Blood [4B] | Creature — Vampire [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
TheQuantumMechanic33: it doesn't help the other decks arent really playing blue
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
Pandoras_Mox: I've seen Caleb lose to his own deck a lot, I don't know why you all are worried
korvys: I don't know what people are complaining about - watching this is way better than like, 4/4 dorks fighting
wolfiejim: you don't need blue to actually fight this deck
orimazer: i love this deck
SmaugUKA: Nelson would have been better off using a D20 for storm count
Voxlunch: PogChamp
johncarsongames: uhhhhhh
aussie_rob_w: So a Skullcrack would hose the Weather/Vamp win
Hulio826: Embarassment or riches
dabomb1313: Lol
korvys: Plethora
Paranundrox: embarrassment of riches
aussie_rob_w: Well, not Skullcrack, but.
strigonLeader: excess
ushiikun: Overabundance
tehlordofelves: plethora
BaconWrapOG: storm
dangerous_safety: With all the highlander and commander, it does feel weird seeing multiple copies of a card on FNPF
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
professorbeachbum: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
Paranundrox: wheelerCowboymulder
Paranundrox: yea
frozenphoenix7: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: professorbeachbum lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
Paranundrox: Storm is player agnostic
Pharmacistjudge: yes storm is shared
TheQuantumMechanic33: storm is universal yup
InsaneMuadib: smorgasbord of riches?
Paranundrox: she ends up 2x Storm Life
trilemma85: Storm is symmetrical, that means it's fair.
Paranundrox: so if storm is 20, Kathleen would be up 40 life
Bugberry: It’s why Thousand Year Storm isn’t Storm.
peaceandlove__1_: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMulPride
Pharmacistjudge: that was important in Legacy...where a storm deck named Solidarity, which only played instants, would beat the other storm decks by piggy backing off of them.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad lrrHAM_SG voxlunRad katesLewd
PixelSavage: @trilemma85 thats not how "fair" works... thats not how this works at all :D
trilemma85: You sure, Pixel?
PixelSavage: 99%
trilemma85: So there's a chance!
peaceandlove__1_: mtglexBjornPog
Durzo_Blint_: It's actually super relevant to that newish green storm card that gains you 3 life. In response to a a grapeshot it blanks the opponent.
PixelSavage: :D
Pandoras_Mox: Both players share custody of their red hairred storm stepchild
trilemma85: Kappa
frozenphoenix7: Symmetrical effects are always fair. Balance is fair Kappa
peaceandlove__1_: wheelerCowboymulder
InsaneMuadib: But I have a LRR pun that says Symmetrical effects are fair.
InsaneMuadib: pin*
TheQuantumMechanic33: on the plus side i think there's probably time for the other game bc these went so short
DigitalSeahorse: other! lrrHAM_SG lrrHORN lrrHORN
CtrlUltDefeatLive: By god is that alex's music?
orimazer: !decklist
Bugberry: @durzo_blint_ that’s the card they were talking about
PixelSavage: "the people that are not Nelson and Kathleen-brackett" - Studio gone be cramped. thats a lot of people.
aussie_rob_w: There are apparently no pauper legal cards that say a player can't gain life.
Juliamon: No, it's James's.
RangerOfVoid: this would have been a lot more fun if they all brought decks of similar power
aussie_rob_w: So Weather the Storm doesn't actually have that kind of answer in the format, which surprises me.
divreon: paupers sortof like that
Swamplor: AIn't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball and ain't no pauper card that says a player can't gain life
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Pandoras_Mox: No rule says a dog can't play storm
frozenphoenix7: "No answer to Weather the Storm" Someone's never Rolling Thunder'd for 14 three times in a game <_<
SmaugUKA: Caleb is going to love this when he sees this VOD or on YouTube
UnknownGerm: !card skullcrack
LRRbot: Skullcrack [1R] | Instant | Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
northos: @RangerOfVoid Kathleen's deck is very real too. I think it's more a gap of pauper/general constructed experience...pauper is much closer to Legacy than it is Standard or Limited
Dix: Pauper has a VERY high power level
DaveLenno: what have i missed?
frozenphoenix7: Pauper is Legacy with crappy mana bases
Dix: frozenphoenix7 *looks at my Tron lands...*
PixelSavage: @DaveLenno Nelly playing 2 rounds of judges tower
DaveLenno: lol ok then
frozenphoenix7: @dix I mean, I'm right there with you
Krokaar: That must be new, channel points?
frozenphoenix7: Pauper Tron is my only deck after Izzet Blitz got banned out of existence
Juliamon: !channel points
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Pandoras_Mox: The channel is getting pointed? #LRRto0
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A_Gideon: should i gamble on the random emote?
thornyberry: I just got home; how many rounds have been played?
Juliamon: Twitch just sorta dropped it on them.
PixelSavage: @Juliamon alrighty :)
Pandoras_Mox: @A_Gideon Do it
A_Gideon: @pandoras_mox mkay
Juliamon: thornyberry 3 of 4
PixelSavage: @thornyberry 3 so far one more to go
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Fantusta: woo responsible gambling
thornyberry: I didn't miss the whole show klinkHyper
A_Gideon: lrrMATT
PixelSavage: @thornyberry thats the spirit
SmaugUKA: I'm at 420 points. Nicee
Pandoras_Mox: @A_Gideon Nice
thornyberry: I was playing commander at my LGS, there was like 30-something people playing; it was great :D
DaveLenno: PrideGive
v_nome: lrrHERE
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK lrrALEX
ThorSokar: Till the end times!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrALEX
PixelSavage: @thornyberry Commander really exploded the last few years - had to finally give in this year as well
PixelSavage: turns out ... its fun
thornyberry: @PixelSavage my friend wanted me to get back into magic, and he plays commander, so I thought I would look into it and it is superbly fun!
PixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun - next driday all playing draft chaff decks ?
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
PixelSavage: *driday
Paranundrox: It is a deck
Paranundrox: with cards
historyman_admu: !deck
Paranundrox: Cori chiseled from the draft chaft pile
Paranundrox: chiseled it*
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Paranundrox: remove the chaff and find the deck within
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG Road Quest lrrHAM_SG
IbunWest: Cori is secretly on Simic Food.
crazycatguymtg: I keep hoping for a team sealed for FNPF!
Paranundrox: First Blood
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LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | Tranquil Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
norivia: edgewall inkeeper's always happy to see adventurers
TheQuantumMechanic33: Cori is secretly playing standard
historyman_admu: !decks
Pandoras_Mox: Second blood!
PixelSavage: @TheQuantumMechanic33 nah man if she were we wouldve seen Oko by turn 2
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
Pandoras_Mox: Ohh, Alex playing pet tribal
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful magic
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOT jamiePuphug jamieGamer slytqHug
TheQuantumMechanic33: nah, we'd have seen field before that
northos: @Pandoras_Mox ....you have a pet Fume Spitter? :P
A_Gideon: @northos you dont
Pandoras_Mox: @northos Yeah?
northos: ah shit I guess I gotta get on that
LRRbot: Commune with the Gods [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Wickerbough Elder [3G] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [4/4] | Wickerbough Elder enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {G}, Remove a −1/−1 counter from Wickerbough Elder: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
JqlGirl: bough wickerbough bough
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat seabatYIKES
northos: lrrJUDGE
peaceandlove__1_: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerY wheelerH
Dog_of_Myth: Cheaty step Alex
PixelSavage: lrrJUDGE Alex cheated! I saw it!
SmaugUKA: Good old TortEx
Dix: r i p
DigitalSeahorse: ssandPUMPKIN ssandHUG_PK ssandMOD_PK
JqlGirl: weird flex, but ok
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i thought it was maindeckable in WAR, it could deal with the gods
DigitalSeahorse: katesLurk
Paranundrox: 2/3 modes relevant here
Dog_of_Myth: lrrEFF_PK
LRRbot: Wickerbough Elder [3G] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [4/4] | Wickerbough Elder enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {G}, Remove a −1/−1 counter from Wickerbough Elder: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
PixelSavage: if you exile a card in response to dredge - do you still have to exile the rest of the cards or does it fizzle completely
ushiikun: Is Cori deck doing the things? Had to step out during the break
DigitalSeahorse: cute mouse on that card
frozenphoenix7: I mean, Surgical was maindecked in UW Control builds prior to Horizons being printed(and then throughout Hogaak Summer, but anything that wasn't Hogaak during Hogaak Summer sucked)
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOT katesWa katesOw
Dix: now who ya gonna call?
frozenphoenix7: You cannot exile a card in response to Dredge, Dredge is a replacement effect @PixelSavage
PixelSavage: ah ok
PixelSavage: thanks
norivia: would a standard-legal pauper format just be called, "chaff"
TheQuantumMechanic33: you can exile in response if a spell causes the draw though
Feminine_Desires: @norivia nah, it's called arena.
norivia: pchow
norivia: i see
DigitalSeahorse: jamiePuphug katesWa katesOw
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Raithencore235: Green and Black seem REALLY prominent in Pauper meta... those colors should be banned
RangerOfVoid: did cori take damage?
Dog_of_Myth: Just Ban Blue
DigitalSeahorse: yvonne1YPmoski wheelerPigDog wheelerDroopy wheelerH wheelerH
A_Gideon: swamps need to be banned
TheQuantumMechanic33: ban island
PixelSavage: islands first
PixelSavage: its island season
LRRbot: Thrummingbird [1U] | Creature — Bird Horror [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Thrummingbird deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
DigitalSeahorse: a tappa tappa tappa
SmaugUKA: That would be an interesting Format Norivia: Standard Pauper
DigitalSeahorse: tappa tappa tappa
PixelSavage: @SmaugUKA less interesting than you think - as Arena proved
ushiikun: They do Standard Pauper on Arena...I've not really enjoyed it.
DigitalSeahorse: *sigh* tappa tappa tappa ssandDANCE ssandDANCE ssandDANCE
frozenphoenix7: Only thing that should be close to being banned in pauper is Astrolabe and/or Ephemerate.
Chartle: I got this for free
DigitalSeahorse: thrummingBIRB
TheQuantumMechanic33: i can see astrolabe being banned
crazycatguymtg: Stauper! @smauguka @norivia
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
DigitalSeahorse: planetMEOW wheelerMulRage
frozenphoenix7: (I say these things are someone who runs both Astrolabe and Ephemerate in my Pauper deck. They're...kind of nonsense)
DaveLenno: @chartle lol
Paranundrox: you clearly said Three Lands, Nelson
SmaugUKA: @PixelSavage LOL You got a point there
silvalunae: bless you cori
ushiikun: "Find him a weapon as big as his dreams!" That's great
norivia: i think they just announce d a standard-only commons/uncommons format on arena called Standard Artisan, maybe that'll have a big enough card pool to be interesting
DaveLenno: wow
SmaugUKA: @crazycatguymtg Ahhh, yes. The fabled Stauper
Anaerin: Thanks, Alex, I've now got "I got high" stuck in my brain. I WILL EXORCIZE YOU, FOUL EARWORM! 🎶Fa-la lala la la, sing a Smurfy song...🎵
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Raithencore235: I'd really like to see the $20 build a deck challenge again, that was a fun FNPF to watch
Dog_of_Myth: Harsh, Alex
Dog_of_Myth: #BlameJames
DaveLenno: #blamejames
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK lrrJAMES
PixelSavage: @Raithencore235 +1
ushiikun: If James had shuffled the deck, wouldn't it be all lands?
ThorSokar: I thought James' curse was flooding out?
silvalunae: that's not a bed, that's a grave
DigitalSeahorse: the bed we ALL made!
Anaerin: "The bed we all share is the Internet" - We made this bed, so now we must sleep in it.
ThorSokar: Oh, I see, he's stealing your entropy
SquirrelEarl: He's a Landpire? IS that a thing?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: tatYEET
ushiikun: Cori and James Fugue State
SmaugUKA: @norivia Isn't Common and Uncommons only already called Prince?
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson, where are we going with this?
frozenphoenix7: "You only need to wear each other like a week or two."
norivia: that's what i thought, maybe they're rebranding?
DaveLenno: this seems uncomfy
norivia: artisan is nice and gender neutral at least
SmaugUKA: True
Paranundrox: have them shuffle each other's decks
Juliamon: !quote dana
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
frozenphoenix7: "Good Fairy" I'm not sure those are things in Magic.
Paranundrox: clearly the godmother cursed you
Hellishdream: Y'all literally know a witch who can break the curse. It's Kathleen.
Dog_of_Myth: Two curses don't cancel each other out. You need Two Blue for that.
DaveLenno: did they draft this?
Metalupis: that means cori and james need to team up in battlebond draft
Anaerin: El-Draino?
Decaped: Sleeves is such a good word, forget which scifi book that's from
Dryhad: @frozenphoenix7 There are faeries that are good cards. Does that count?
Diabore: @Anaerin damn it, you got there like 5 seconds before me
NarishmaReborn: future hints
Evil_John_Cena: Go Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
fexworldwide: 'Some sort of mana fairy' is literally Maraleaf Pixie.
frozenphoenix7: @Dryhad Unfortunately no, not for these purposes.
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Anaerin: Sick Ribs?
LRRbot: Sauroform Hybrid [1G] | Creature — Human Lizard Warrior [2/2] | {4}{G}{G}: Adapt 4.
TheQuantumMechanic33: !CARD Maraleaf Pixie
LRRbot: Maraleaf Pixie [GU] | Creature — Faerie [2/2] | Flying / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
frozenphoenix7: Really, I think that's a Bear.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
PixelSavage: "Human Lizard Warrior" - great band name
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Donutholez: what we need here is have cori and james exchange half a curse each, and it evens all out! PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
RangerOfVoid: boomerang is an awesome card
norivia: gol garry gol ross
SmaugUKA: Def Legal
ushiikun: "Find him a weapon as big as his dreams!" That's great
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_PK Squirgle?
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
SmaugUKA: It's used in UR Ponza among other decks
Dryhad: Oldschool kinda-deathtouch
Dog_of_Myth: lrrEFF_PK
Durzo_Blint_: boomerang is legal
frozenphoenix7: Not Cori's apparently.
ChaoticObserver: It is a lovely table
PixelSavage: Nelson confirmed friend of tables
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Swamplor: The table talks like WArlock from New Mutants. It calls Nelson "tablefriend"
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
sing_o_muse: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
DigitalSeahorse: this table has been brought to you by Nelson :P
northos: the ol' no blocks, no attacks
Gellerium: tortex DansGame
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP nothing at all
sing_o_muse: lrrSPOOP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: jamiePants nothing at all
Durzo_Blint_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
ushiikun: So much manas
UnknownGerm: Nelson, this is bordering on bullying
ArcOfTheConclave: what does tortured existance do except durdle?
SmaugUKA: I haven't lost any respect for you, but...
PixelSavage: swole tappable lands that never skipped leg day
voodooray: need some white borded basics
Durzo_Blint_: Surprised the cards weren't in German
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans lrrHAM_SG PrideBalloons
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Pharmacistjudge: hmmm...
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK
Dog_of_Myth: Alex is such a mood.
ushiikun: Alex only sees the Matrix now
InsaneMuadib: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
LRRbot: Commune with the Gods [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature or enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Dead Weight [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−2.
fexworldwide: He sees the code now, he lives in the matrix.
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto sorry that you're sorry?
Dryhad: Of course, under Competitive REL players are required to name colours in HSV format
LRRbot: Tranquil Thicket | Land | Tranquil Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {G}
Paranundrox: womp and/or womp
Counting_Kittens: These streams and associated videos have single handedly gotten back into card games (albeit not Magic). How does it feel to be influencers?
Paranundrox: this Weight was made for me
whidye: wasn't it 4? He pumped mongrel upkeep
fexworldwide: I think the guy in Dead Weight is actually Fresh Faced Recruit.
midday_rendelnep: cheer50 Coriander is in fact a colour , it's a grey-green
DigitalSeahorse: 3! slytqPotion RPGHP RPGMana
northos: ermahgerd
frozenphoenix7: He discarded the Imp on Cori's Endstep, not his upkeep @whidye
whidye: o
LRRbot: Golgari Rot Farm | Land | Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield tapped. / When Golgari Rot Farm enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {B}{G}.
SmaugUKA: Gerber Baby Food
DigitalSeahorse: oh hay red and blue do make violet! :P RPGHP RPGMana = slytqPotion
Dog_of_Myth: All the srhooms you can eat.
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
LRRbot: Grave Scrabbler [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Madness {1}{B} / When Grave Scrabbler enters the battlefield, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Did Alex have enough black>
type_variable: i thought he only had 2 black mana
frozenphoenix7: I don't believe Alex had enough black mana
northos: lrrJUDGE
TheQuantumMechanic33: hes 1 short on black
type_variable: lrrJUDGE
CtrlUltDefeatLive: lrrJUDGE
TheQuantumMechanic33: he needs black black black and 1
northos: cheats
frozenphoenix7: He had 2, spend one to pitch Imp to get back the Scrabbler, then has to spend another to activate the Existence again
bluekem: mana burn for 1
frozenphoenix7: So he's short 1 black
DigitalSeahorse: aren't all 3 of those ....oh
atriaventrica: is the spot in the middle optical or RFID
Radyin: Optical.
PixelSavage: *writes down* Nelly easily distracted by dice
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK lrrALEX jamieOopsie voxlunNut
Radyin: It recognizes the card art.
atriaventrica: it's super fast for optical, do you know what the solution is?
northos: yeah, we're good
frozenphoenix7: Should be good.
Pharmacistjudge: Seems good
ThorSokar: seems fine
TheQuantumMechanic33: good
DigitalSeahorse: :O
erased_citizen: Deece
DigitalSeahorse: Tungsten!
Feminine_Desires: Did cori draw a card for her turn?
Pharmacistjudge: a dice that is heavy enough to damage cards when you roll over it
frozenphoenix7: The weight of my sins Nelson.
SmaugUKA: REL:axed
Pharmacistjudge: a die
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
a_bullett: have all the powers of a D6
PixelSavage: fun fact - can hold uranium, alpha waves dont penetrate skin
UnknownGerm: Hollow hollow get....never mind
xythrogar: Hollow, hollow again. shaboom, gainin a life again
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM #PraiseCUDE ...don't eat CUDE! kathle3PRISM
Feminine_Desires: ah okay
Feminine_Desires: thank you for clarifying!
Radyin: @atriaventrica It uses a custom version of Decked Builder.
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM voxlunRad kathle3PRISM voxlunRad
delta__vee: uh oh, did cude... become radioactive?
ThorSokar: yes, 13 is correct
Paranundrox: kathle3KNOT
DigitalSeahorse: CUDE was born RAD kathle3PRISM voxlunRad
DigitalSeahorse: RAD tunes voxlunRad ssandDANCE jamieGamer jamieDance kathle3PRISM
Pharmacistjudge: bop it...twist it.....EAT it...
JonnyGlitch: kathle3PRISM Praise Cude! kathle3PRISM
a_bullett: a wrestler
JohnLockeCole: Doik Bra
LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Horror of the Broken Lands [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | Whenever you cycle or discard another card, Horror of the Broken Lands gets +2/+1 until end of turn. / Cycling {B}
northos: I've missed a few BNFs...I know it may not be easily explainable, but how did Kathleen's prism become "Cude"?
EncanisMal3k: I'm glad Alex and I went to the same place.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerClown "I'm Doink! wheelerH wheelerH wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH "
orimazer: i have now bought most of Nelson's deck, thanks card kingdom
JonnyGlitch: @northos I misspelled a word when talking about the impossible shape of our lord of the void
LoadingReadyRun: @orimazer did you ask for a button?
DigitalSeahorse: I understood that! :D
loulou2222: there was something to understand?
Mechubus: What is the current button?
actionjb: I bought cards for CK and used the LRR code but forgot to ask for my button (
xstarky151x: when you want to omlette du fromage, but end up making a food token instead
Sharkfists: clap clap clapclapclap
Pharmacistjudge: !honk
Dix: lrrHONK
DaveLenno: whats the card kingdom button right now?
northos presses y
Metalupis: !Y
LRRbot: HONK
DigitalSeahorse: HONK lrrHORN sergeIrene
spicydungus: lrrHEART
Durzo_Blint_: BIG TREE HolidayTree BIG TREE HolidayTree
DigitalSeahorse: huuuue egg
Dix: t h i c c
TheQuantumMechanic33: demon daddy
Dix: TortEx decks are crazy
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkChunk elfunkCat jamieHi
LRRbot: Applied Biomancy [GU] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
InsaneMuadib: @davelenno it was "holding full control" last week
Dix: choo choooo
peaceandlove__1_: wheelerCowboymulder wheelerY wheelerH
InsaneMuadib: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
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Paranundrox: not eat the food?
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
ThorSokar: that's the alpha strike
Dix: why did the tree die?
cosarprime: Tree isnt' dead?
Pharmacistjudge: how did it die?
Mechubus: Nelson and Alex are playing two of my favorite pauper decks
Dix: haha
TheQuantumMechanic33: she could have done 12 with the other on tree
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGShihu RPGShihu
Paranundrox: lrrCORI_PK
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_PK
TheQuantumMechanic33: from biomancy
ThorSokar: moss?
thornyberry: the stuff hanging off of the imp is stinkweed is it not?
Paranundrox: Cori you can eat food :P
JonnyGlitch: "before damage resolves I concede, eww get it away!"
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
ThorSokar: yes, that was game 2
InsaneMuadib: !storm
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Paranundrox: from &÷((
Paranundrox: from Hell's Heart
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_PK eat pumpkin ssandMOD_PK
xstarky151x: hmm, couldn't you have bounced the imp, then +10'd and blocked/killed the other creature and still be alive?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:57:11.
UnknownGerm: I was able to kill an ulamogs' crusher in ultimate masters draft using nothing but fume spitters
ArkhamArchivist: I've seen it do work in EDH
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG lrrALEX lrrHAM_SG lrrGOAT
MadWolf1290: TECHNICALLY...
ushiikun: Thank for the games, folks!
thornyberry: glad to catch the final round!
TheMandrew: I've run out of wit. Yup, wit's all gone.
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ushiikun: Barony of Boxes
delta__vee: huge tracts of land
orimazer: whole cycle of lands in eld
JonnyGlitch: Hear that? It's in Nelly's basement!
ThorSokar: they will sell you any card that they have in stock
JonnyGlitch: Grab the pitchforks!
MadWolf1290: and they stock a WHOLE lot
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM #PraiseCUDE
NDCazzy: wahoo caught the thank yous!
SmaugUKA: From what I know, Caleb doesn't in Paper, but does have multiple copies of the deck on MTGO
JonnyGlitch: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
MadWolf1290: 16 different combinations to choose from!
Mechubus: But check out Road Quest
DigitalSeahorse: on the "morrow"
notthepenguins: persona is a... lengthy game
niccus: yeah, he's semi-planning to figure out how to make it not take his entire life to stream
Paranundrox: yeah Moonlighter is great
Juliamon: Old lady acid addict
Xafty: @niccus he needs a capture card to stream it at home, i have one i might send him, but shipping is insane
Dog_of_Myth: Slay low, Sell high.
ThorSokar: Her nephew is in to sword play
DoodlestheGreat: "I'm in the NSA. The National Sword Association."
JqlGirl: please for dice friends.
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Dog_of_Myth: Road Quest Hype.
SquirrelEarl: Roadquest Hype
Athelgar: wloo
DaveLenno: road quest is awsome
JqlGirl: I want more road quest
Mechubus: Road Quest!
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Athelgar: roadquest is great
Juliamon: !roadquest
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JqlGirl: Alex, be honest with us: Did you die on road quest?
MadWolf1290: you tease
Dix: CLIFF HANGER
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beej can do it
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StageMgrRob: I have watched the first episode 3 times all ready!!!!!
Zalbaag: Ben dab-sneezed!
Dog_of_Myth: Hi ZombieAlex.
ThorSokar: My money is Beej gets blackout drunk at the gas station and the series ends abruptly
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM_SG #RoadQuest lrrHAM_SG
Juliamon: Beej didn't make it, technically. He had to Beejdrop into several bodies to get home.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still can't believe they just abandoned Cam at the food court
DaveLenno: rip cam
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RT @James_LRR> Looking for 41 minutes of entertainment on this fine Friday evening (or Saturday depending on timelines?) | Well here’s ep 1 of Road Quest. I promise this is the last time I tell you about this episode. Mainly cause next week I’ll be talking about ep 2 :D | https://youtu.be/tFVMs4Ru_jI || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1185394146934059008
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LoadingReadyRun: hmmm. so, when you spend points to highlight a message it overrides the css style of the regular chat text. Which means for that on the big chat monitor it becomes much *smaller*. lrrAWW It could be more Perfect system
TheMerricat: lol @LoadingReadyRun
Fruan: Pay points to not get noticed? Sounds right to me.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you need to tell their tech folk to start talking to you before implementing this stuff. :-P
DigitalSeahorse: oh go here v if you haven't already
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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cheetoJack: Strange, I didn't see any change from highlighted messages
LoadingReadyRun: I mean, I *am* hacking their html in a totally unsupported way...
DigitalSeahorse: super comic!
Juliamon: Well, if they're gonna just foist this thing upon you, can you really be blamed for hacking it?
SmaugUKA: Everyone have a great night and weekend
Banrael: Was going to do this while things were live, but I got distracted.. So cheer200
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LoadingReadyRun: Thanks Banrael !
Banrael: Thank you :)
Banrael: You do all the hard work, I just sit here and be amused :D