Earthenone: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #528: "Never playing Minecraft AGAIN!" —James [2015-07-23]
PhoenixMelior: I'm really drawing a blank on what CoD is
NightValien28: should start soon, but also blamejames
malc: it is still scheduled in half an hour
malc: so who knows
malc: phoenixmelior: Call of Duty, I believe.
NightValien28: it should be now, it is seven min behind
PhoenixMelior: oh there it is
malc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (James is gonna COD till he can't COD no more. Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) at Fri 10:30 AM PDT (22m from now).
PhoenixMelior: I didn't realise James was doing a play it forward
I_Am_Clockwork: I know James was up last night playing with Kate, Funko, JoeKim et al
NightValien28: ah I see it changed
malc: #blopjames
I_Am_Clockwork: and they had some connection issues
LoadingReadyRun: I changed it this morning. On the phone doing some Desert Bus stuff
NightValien28: figured as much
PhoenixMelior: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (13d, 22:51 from now)
LoadingReadyRun: I'll try and get on ASAP
Suffix: James? Running late?!
I_Am_Clockwork: DB is soo sooon :D
Suffix: No wai.
malc: meanwhile I should go home or something
I_Am_Clockwork: I still can't belive it's almost november
PhoenixMelior: also what's this "Pioneer" scheduled for FNPF
PhoenixMelior: go home malc
PhoenixMelior: it's getting late
PMAvers: It's magicmagicmagic, whatever their new format that just got announced was
PhoenixMelior: okay I've tuned in to new Alcest. It's really nice so far
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AmoriLinguae: on the one hand, I'm glad I was right when I said a year ago that magic was in desperate need of something between modern in standard
AmoriLinguae: on the other hand, I still don't care to play anything other than limited
PhoenixMelior: magic doesn't like giving me a balanced mix of land and spells, so I don't play it much anymore
PhoenixMelior: I should probably try Arena, since it's better about that sort of thing unless you're James
malc: they're kinda stuck with a base game that is fundamentally very heavily luck-based
malc: which is a shame
Earthenone: Gambling?
PhoenixMelior: I mean, yes
PMAvers: I'm more excited for the Legends of Runeterra beta to come back in a few weeks.
Mangledpixel: I'm in!
PhoenixMelior: Runeterra? What is this magic
PhoenixMelior: ah, steampunk magic
Metric_Furlong: PMAvers the 'no booster packs' thing has me vaguely interested
PMAvers: I actually really enjoyed what I got to play during the announce week preview. Especially the whole "no paid random boosters" mechanic.
Metric_Furlong: I'm just starting to think that the whole 'summon creatues, punch opponent in face' style of CCG might be getting a bit played-out
Metric_Furlong: (particularly after all the better variations on that died-out due to not being able to compete with Hearthstone's market share)
PhoenixMelior: why don't they instead make a CCG where your goal is to assemble a rocket and be the first to go to space
PMAvers: Oh definitely, but I think that sharing a turn and having alternating actions helps keep it interesting.
Metric_Furlong: or one where one player is a hacker and the other player is a megacorp and- hang on a second
PMAvers: I mean, hell, we *did* get a SimCity card game at one point, why not Civ.
PhoenixMelior: just the idea of creating something as opposed to doing the most damage to your opponent
Metric_Furlong: (actually, tell a lie, I think Prismata is still sort of around)
PhoenixMelior: I cannot remember, metric, are you a Leprous fan?
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior I'm fairly neutral on what I've heard of theirs, I think?
Metric_Furlong: also, signal?
PMAvers: I don't know why, but I just remembered One False Step for Mankind, a board game about running a space program... in the 1700's.
PhoenixMelior: entirely fair, I also an indifferent
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: that's all my friends are talking about today - I'm just trying out the new Alcets
PhoenixMelior: *Alcest
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior youtube recently started trying to push their songs at me, mostly because they're on the same label as Bent Knee
PhoenixMelior: oh yeah
snowcookies: Hi, why am I here?
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
Anubis169: 'ello all
PhoenixMelior: snowcookies only you can answer that
Sarcastic_comma: What year is it?!
Saulens181: it's cod fishing season
Metric_Furlong: snowcookies apparently someone's playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Well wasn’t that nice of them. @InfinityWard was nice enough to release the new Call of Duty game the day before James’ birthday. Join him as he celebrates his 36th birthday doing what he was probably doing on his 6th birthday. | Playing some video games! | 📷 || ⤵
ContingentCat: !findquote why
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> RT @Card_Kingdom> Been curious about the new #MTG format, Pioneer? Well there's a stream for that. @loadingreadyrun will be playing Pioneer in Paper tonight on their stream, with decks brewed by @BengineeringTV and @SaffronOlive! | 📷 ||
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> That’s right! Tonight at 5PM, @Kathleen_LRR, @BengineeringTV, @sergeyager, and @WakeUpSuper try their hands at PIONEER! | Big thanks to @Card_Kingdom, @SaffronOlive, and our own @BengineeringTV for helping us pull this together so quickly!! | @Card_Kingdom> Been curious about the new #MTG format, Pioneer? Well there's a stream for that. @loadingreadyrun will be playing Pioneer in Paper ⤵
LRRTwitter: ⤷ tonight on their stream, with decks brewed by @BengineeringTV and @SaffronOlive! | 📷 ||
snowcookies: Tis James according to the schedule
PMAvers: Mods? Someone's spammihng.
Dared00: Woah, Twitter, calm down
PMAvers: Spamming, even.
Metric_Furlong: also, yesterday was a Long Game?
TheWarbo: whew that sure is some tweets
PinkfloydYES: hello
Wicker_Knight: @Sarcastic_comma time is a two-way circle. It goes forwards and backwards from the Singularity that is 2019
FinalShowFilms: So I've been seeing weird emote variants that I can't actually see; I just see the name of the emote and a thing added on to it. Can someone tell me what that is?
Anubis169: o.o
Wicker_Knight: *2016
PhoenixMelior: PMAvers yeah, the LRR Twitter is.
TXC2: I'm not late, James is early damnit :p
snowcookies: lrrtwitter needs to calm down
TXC2: hello Everybody
PMAvers: (that is the joke, yes.)
ContingentCat: Lrr Twitter is just excited
Metric_Furlong: FinalShowFilms it's a thing with the 'channel points' stuff
PinkfloydYES: I here it's time for shoot and loot
Dared00: @FinalShowFilms Twitch added stream coins (there should be counter under the chat), for 1200 coins you can modify an emote
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Metric_Furlong: FinalShowFilms you can use some of them to modify an emote
TheWarbo: Having the in-twitch version of nifty made that...a thing
TheWarbo: probably would have been a thing in Paul's version too
FinalShowFilms: So why can't I see other people's modified emotes?
PinkfloydYES: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
snowcookies: I've played some COD games, but solely the campaign
Fracaswell: lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG
RayFK: This better not tempt me James
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RayFK: Like the last COD
RayFK: Where we played for a week
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snowcookies: Morning James!
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PMAvers: lrrPAUL_SG
PinkfloydYES: my data plan is going to hate me so I'm gonna have to watch the vid
TXC2: Hello James
ContingentCat: Hi James
TheWarbo: Ep-ic Mus-ic. clap clap clapclapclap
Saulens181: !bus
PinkfloydYES: vod
PinkfloydYES: hi james
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (13d, 22:34 from now)
ThingsOnMyStream: Halibut: Modern Warfare
PMAvers: I mean, after a week that just means a new COD comes out to replace it.
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Wicker_Knight: THAAAAAATS cod :/
Metric_Furlong: $80 sounds like... a lot
RayFK: Is there less GOOFY robot bullshit?
NightValien28: YOU PAYED 80???
TXC2: $80 CAD chat
SquirrelLord1111: Hi James lrrGRAHAM
snowcookies: yep
JoeKim: it's all about the goofy robot shit tho
NightValien28: you overpayed 70 too much
RayFK: Fuck
TheWarbo: can80ian dollars
Dared00: 80 CAD is like 7 USD
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong yeah, it sucks
RayFK: The "hero abilities" and stuff
ContingentCat: ah yes the reason I don't play many games
PhoenixMelior: same, ContingentCat
Wicker_Knight: Goofy Robot Shit was mainly Advanced Warfare, no?
TehAmelie: yep, it turns out they just charge as much as they think they can get away with
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coopdawg_22: Hey James. Come up with a good senior quote for me
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myrddinthewizard: lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG
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ThingsOnMyStream: Happy Birthday James!
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TheWarbo: I like the immediate transition from "you paid HOW MUCH for this" to "this is my birthday present" :-D
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Wicker_Knight: Ah, yes, Price. The Lieutenant who couldn't get promoted past captain in 10 YEARS gabyLul
Saulens181: alright, lets see how [ADJECTIVE] the campaign is
Jeezy56: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
saweeks: life lessons
TXC2: "I can't believe I eat the whole thing"
I_Am_Clockwork: that whole thing was the quote
ContingentCat: Absolutely use that
coopdawg_22: Thanks
snowcookies: oh, right. I need to catch up on Long Game at some point
Foxmar320: Hello James
NightValien28: good senior quote "do not ever ask james for senior quotes"
myrddinthewizard: Nothing matter Everyone will Die - James 2019 lrrJAMES_SG
TXC2: Hello Foxmar320
the_cardiac_people: Youre a little quiet
TheWarbo: Just run !quote once, and whatever it says, put that as your quote
saweeks: Happy pre-birthday James
TehAmelie: happ birf jamieHi
Crokoking: happy almost birthday James
snowcookies: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
TehAmelie: ooh much better
Wicker_Knight: MAWP?
Foxmar320: Much better
NightValien28: that sounds good
Metric_Furlong: how about "Why are we here? What is even the point when we have nowhere to go but our own mind?" Kappa
ContingentCat: sounds good
mtvcdm: Any quote?
AmoriLinguae: much better
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3789: "Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes..." —Cori [2016-12-28]
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1727: "And now... a baby." —Graham [2016-02-08]
RayFK: James
Pal_Friendpatine: Senior Quote, “Get off my lawn!”
RayFK: Don't fucking encourage this
ContingentCat: !quote James
LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
AmoriLinguae: !quote James
Mangledpixel: !findquote college
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Foxmar320: lol
TheWarbo: Wait, use this one
JoeKim: I love bad decision mode James
TheWarbo: !findquote loonie
LRRbot: Quote #1482: "Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!" —Adam [2016-01-09]
Evochron13: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:03.
coopdawg_22: Ok I guess I have to do that now
Mysticman89: "I put this quote from famous youtuber James turner in my yearbook, and all I got was this lousy shirt"
Wicker_Knight: gabyLul
saweeks: As a cam girl
mtvcdm: "And now... a baby." is a really good/awful yearbook quote.
NightValien28: do not ever call yourself an influencer
RayFK: Here's the follow up, are you in a High School in the USA? Maybe don't say "Everyone wil die" in a quote...
Pteraspidomorphi: If you're a bad influence...
Officinalis: Immature content warning.
TehAmelie: James "As an influencer" Turner
TXC2: RayFK oooof
ContingentCat: At the same time, it's true
mistborn83: lrrSPOOP_TK
Wicker_Knight: o_O
Mysticman89: realism? spicy
Foxmar320: Realism
I_Am_Clockwork: They do that for Liability reasons
mistborn83: baby mode?
NightValien28: go the easiest setting
TXC2: Correction, a Miceal Bay movie
Officinalis: Regular. You play enough PUBG.
I_Am_Clockwork: because they got sued for That One Secquence in MW2
TheWarbo: Famous Twitch Influencer James Turner
ContingentCat: baby mode it is then
NightValien28: you play pubg do baby mode
saweeks: baby mode is best mode
TehAmelie: regular everyday war
Foxmar320: For streaming reasons I nomally play games on easy or normal.
MidgardSerpent: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: Legally distinct terrorists.
Mysticman89: got that ray tracing enabled?
TehAmelie: the cognitive load of streaming adds at least one difficulty level
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TheElrad: ooooh, are we shooting brown and black people again?
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TXC2: does Al queda have a copyright or something? Kappa
Saulens181: so we're fighting the taliban, got it
Dared00: @MidgardSerpent oh my god I love this
ContingentCat: wow the lineup of The Killers has changed, I wonder if they play the same kind of music
NightValien28: oh yeah this is the game that is incredibly awful to mid eastern people
CrazymattCaptain: that got dark fast
MidgardSerpent: @Dared00 heh. doesn't quite line up, but figured I'd give it a try
Metric_Furlong: Verdansk - Verdansk
TehAmelie: in the deep spruce forests of Norway?
snowcookies: I don't remember COD being THIS dark
red_shoes_jeff: But what if you can't hear the big text?
crispymids: unhelpful technowar narrative? Check SeemsGood
Warmungandr: engage military speech for 30 minutes and counting
mtvcdm: It's like a Roadrunner cartoon. Versansk is the Latin species name of Verdansk.
Pal_Friendpatine: The Outer Worlds subtitles the big text too. It’s weird
Stalevar_: Subtitle can be in a different language depending on settings. so kinda makes sense
Abavus: Oh no! The spoopy shooty mans! lrrSPOOP
gravity_pike: !updog
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crispymids: zero dark thirty typified a lot of this, deeply troubling film
Pal_Friendpatine: @stalevar_ ah. Makes sense
Saulens181: i mean CoD campaigns are so much War on Terror ideology the only way that is reasonable to respond is MST3K dumb political commentary
Officinalis: Flashy simulated warcrimes are the only warcrimes this stream endorses.
Abavus: Get down and shut up, jeeeez! rtuesLurk
Saulens181: *recent CoD campaigns
Nefasine: I really love violating international borders
SquirrelLord1111: That animation and graphics are buttery smooth!
TehAmelie: looks nice. it's like i'm really watching James sneak in the forest
TheElrad: I'm not blaming you for not finishing that statement
Dared00: MAX IT
Saulens181: @nefasine i mean, this is a _type_ of advocating for open boders
Officinalis: James saw the clip in his future...and swerved.
CoyoteSans: Brightness: No
Pteraspidomorphi: What's a filmic strength?
TehAmelie: maybe it'll be better in daylight, but why wait
Metric_Furlong: Saulens181 well and Spec Ops: The Lines, although that's generally a less fun conversation
Foxmar320: Oh good motion blur is off.
Warmungandr: brightness only moves from dark to darker in this game
Metric_Furlong: *The Line
TheWarbo: Max Film Grain, or you're a coward
I_Am_Clockwork: oooh fiddly graphics options!
TheElrad: motion blur on and max film grain
Stalevar_: hey, they got actual russian voice actors instead of english speakers talking in a terrible accent
Mangledpixel: might be in the general tab
TehAmelie: WWE is the shoverlware, this thing has some production value
Foxmar320: Yeah no.
Mangledpixel: sometimes they put gamma in odd places
Abavus: Motion blur? DansGame
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah, turn off all the motion blur pls
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red_shoes_jeff: MAX BLUR, MAX GRAIN.
Metric_Furlong: look, you've got to make the people who threw down 5 grand on a gaming rig feel special with their graphics options Kappa
Mysticman89: raytracing is diabled?
cheetoJack: MAX POWER
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks James :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Honestly, some games motion blur looks good
Saulens181: Alright - let's take bets on war crimes that our side will do but will be somehow justified - my bets on chemical weapons
TXC2: TehAmelie only the Gods know
red_shoes_jeff: @cheetoJack He's the man with the name, you'd like to touch, BUT YOU MUSN'T TOUCH.
Foxmar320: Motion blur can be done well but some games over do it and it can make people a bit sick.
TheWarbo: "at this place with railroads, things arrive by train" good to know
mosartov: Remember - No English monkaS
PaperDoopliss: I'm going to go full Spec Ops and bet on prohibited incendiary weapons
TehAmelie: a gun that SHOOTS motion blur now, that would be a loophole in the Geneva convention
snowcookies: strike the air
Officinalis: You are cleared BAE
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie in theory the brain would expect a “non-focused-on” area to blur. Since you’ll be watching the screen, not your gun, it sorta makes sense for some people.
Dared00: @Kikazi OH MY GOD
TXC2: Kikazi nice
Foxmar320: Fireworks! Yay!
Abavus: That seems... Excessive
mosartov: KKona YEEHAW
realhillwolf: all those civis
mtvcdm: Those people all had families. Had.
TehAmelie: that's what "depth of field" blur is for
NightValien28: that was too much
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
TehAmelie: and that's also terrible
Wicker_Knight: that...was not what was called there... :/
Warmungandr: at least their alarm still workds
Officinalis: No innocents in there.
TheElrad: @TehAmelie we heard you like motion blur so we put some motion blur on your motion blur so you can motion blur while you motion blur
Koios7: that's a pretty calm base alarm
Nianaija: Has there been any mention on the DB19 t-shirts release?
TXC2: ok 0 to white phosphorous was fast this game
mistborn83: is it super dark for anyone else?
Foxmar320: If the plan was to alert everyone that were here we sure did that
AmoriLinguae: I have to say, I didn't expect to be horrified at the state of war so early in the game
TheSecondWug: Hooray for war crimes!
PaperDoopliss: @Officinalis No such thing as an innocent foreigner
mtvcdm: We are 100% sure that everyone in there deserved it.
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote stealthy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Saulens181: ok when i said chemical weapons i was kidding
TheElrad: @AmoriLinguae well, it could have been worse
NightValien28: looks like someone was playing with fire, he says after the air strike they called
Warmungandr: it's fiiiiine
Warmungandr: it's American fire
TehAmelie: Echo 3-1 hasn't been the same since he turned 3-0
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
TXC2: we should not
mtvcdm: Heather would approve. You pushed the fire button.
AlfoGornstein: your job is unsafe
Mysticman89: How else will you be able to make smores
Officinalis: @Saulens181 I think we decided to blow up the chemical depot.
TheElrad: should we be walking into potential gas?
Foxmar320: Or at least the fire department
Warmungandr: press left click to help him
I_Am_Clockwork: Yikes
Warmungandr: :C
TheWarbo: it's fine, it's only the chemical weapons that are burning
TheElrad: ooooh, War Crime count: 1
realhillwolf: thats warcrime
Abavus: Sure is edgy modern military shooter in here
TXC2: is bombing the chemical weapons factory, and then walking into it a good idea?
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kinslayer6788: Happy B-day James!
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Xed_Regulus: Most definitely a war crime
ContingentCat: just don't breathe too deep
Kumakaori: wow we already finished moonlighter?.
TheElrad: also, we invaded Russia without declaring war sooooo
mistborn83: wow this looks very clean
NightValien28: Saulens181 we americans, they not
snowcookies: it's not a war crime if no one calls it one
fiftymcnasty: we are the crimes man and we do the crimes
Abavus: TXC2, bloojFine
PaperDoopliss: We're going to need a counter for this
atahop: Russian mercenaries
mtvcdm: We're shooting the bad guys. Don't worry about it.
TheSecondWug: Be a goose, do war crimes!
red_shoes_jeff: Ya THINK!?
ContingentCat: @Kumakaori yup
Kumakaori: hunh, guess so. YAy James!
Warmungandr: air strike this door...STAT
Laserbeaks_Fury: I dunno, I bet they weren't expecting that airstrike
Wicker_Knight: @Saulens181 we are US ... somebodies working with the CIA and we're killing ...someone receiving arms from Russian military
Pal_Friendpatine: But James how else would you see great graphical effects of modern day AAA games if you don’t walk into the fire?
mosartov: if it hasn't been said already: this is a very pretty game
TehAmelie: War Crimes Dad can be Questionably Legal Man's uncle
Foxmar320: lol
Officinalis: I don't intuitively know what 5 is?
Wicker_Knight: @Saulens181 we "don't want to cause an international incident" so we just firebombed most of a city
TXC2: oh no, not Cpl davis
Foxmar320: Mouse 5???
NightValien28: mouse five, middle button james
Mysticman89: It's pretty now, and I don't think he even has raytracing on for peak pretty.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mouse 5?
snowcookies: the side mouse buttons
Warmungandr: try mousewheel?
mosartov: gives off a bf3 vibe in a good way
TheMerricat: middle mouse button @LoadingReadyRun
I_Am_Clockwork: m5 is one of the side button
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Parry everything.
NightValien28: either middle button or side button
PaperDoopliss: Sounds like bottom left side button?
ContingentCat: just press all the buttons, see what happens
CrazymattCaptain: time to rebind keys?
NightValien28: oh it is the side buttons
Abavus: Do you have 5 mouse?
Saulens181: second on rebind keys
snowcookies: are there buttons on the side of your mouse?
mosartov: check key binds
Abavus: I only use 1 LUL
Talin06: left side button
I_Am_Clockwork: use your 5th mouse lrrBEEJ
AmoriLinguae: my cat has decided she likes to play with paperclips
QwertMints: mouse + 5
NovaTiempo: Evening all! Bullat time?
m_logan2000: how did you play this for hours last night without the use of the fire button?
TheWarbo: Leave the system?
Saulens181: Z
Saulens181: I was it at mouse5 and Z there
Wicker_Knight: @m_logan2000 he's looking for an alt-fire option, which I guarantee serves no use in COD multiplayer
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Mysticman89: the heck is left system
NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE _SG lrrARROW
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bold of this game to just assume you have a 5+ button mouse. I mean, I do, but I wouldn't think that was common enough yet
NovaTiempo: oh, boo.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So 5 mouse means the 'mouse 5 button. which is probably one of the side buttons or the side to side mouse wheel if oyur mouse does that.
Abavus: So much leaving system
TehAmelie: i just realized my mouse has seven buttons plus the wheel. it's nuts
Pal_Friendpatine: No one will be seated during the riveting key binding scene!! ;p
I_Am_Clockwork: @Laserbeaks_Fury they assume only "TRU GAMERZ" will be playing :p
Wicker_Knight: wait, this is a cover shooter now? slytqWha
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're probably not wrong
TokenMickus: Inhale and osmosis the bullet wounds
TXC2: hasn't always been a cover shooter?
Abavus: Wicker_Knight, innovation!
Foxmar320: I had to check. My mouse has 4 buttons. Guess I can't play this game :P
mosartov: there was a second deafult bound to z, though
snowcookies: I thought it was always cover shooting
Warmungandr: they change out those bulbs really fast
mosartov: default*
I_Am_Clockwork: not in COD
I_Am_Clockwork: I mean there was shooting
I_Am_Clockwork: and objects you could put yourself behind
Officinalis: Its a cover shooter in the sense that you can hide behind things...and shoot.
Abavus: Now that we're comparing, I have 7 buttons, incl. middlemouse
I_Am_Clockwork: but never the "snap to cover" mechanic
Saulens181: jeez, Spec Ops: The Line at least had some build up
Koios7: I can't recall being able to shoot from cover like that before, but it's always been about poking out of cover to shoot
TXC2: I wonder if theres real or fake gun names in this game
Officinalis: But not in the same way as Last of Us or Gears.
Wicker_Knight looks at their 3-button mouse and feels mildly inferior
TehAmelie: the little buttons below the wheel that adjust the mouse speed are sometimes useful. don't know about the rest
Koios7: @TXC2 One of the guns is called Oden
Koios7: As seen when he killed that very first guy
Mysticman89: what button is "left system" in normal person terms?
Warmungandr: CLEAR
Nefasine: do we work for the CIA or is our calling CIA because option 2 is stupid as all hell
TheElrad: noted rat expert James Turner
Abavus: Mount the helmet?
Koios7: CIA liasion, it looks like
Abavus: wat
red_shoes_jeff: CLEAR *zzzt*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like the windows button
Mysticman89: ah
Mysticman89: that seems like a risky button to bind to stuff
Abavus: Bets on how well this is going to end? I'm gonna to with "not".
Officinalis: The intro to Destiny 1 right?
Saulens181: this secretly a horror game from 2012
QwertMints: story so far, guys? just in
mosartov: Pog
Wicker_Knight: why do you talk like redshirts in a Batman movie gabyFacepalm
Warmungandr: we airstruck a base and now we are dead
Saulens181: @QwertMints we murica, they ???, they are bad
TheElrad: you ran towards the bad guys
TXC2: Abavus the CIA is involed somehow, it literately can't go well
TheMerricat: @Wicker_Knight I have news for you.....
Abavus: QwertMints, just getting started so only minor war crimes this far
mosartov: Voltaire outta nowhere
mistborn83: lrrSPOOP_TK
QwertMints: thanks guys <3 appreciate it
Abavus: TXC2, tough but fair
red_shoes_jeff: Don't let 'em do their little turn on the catwalk!
mtvcdm: We already know this went bad because this is 24 hours before that scene with the terrorists.
Wicker_Knight: @QwertMints we are CIA liasons fighting the organization Al Qatara (that's really the name they're going with) except the person we're after has a military rank so it's really a nation-state and it's buying russian military hardware and we don't want to accidentally kill russians so we firebombed an entire base
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm glad someone got the Right Said Fred reference in
TXC2: that's basically then same as navy SEALs being full on merc BTW
Warmungandr: need to get my chapstick started
Laserbeaks_Fury: Unass This House
TXC2: Saulens181 north Korea was more a Crysis thing
mtvcdm: Aw. We could have walked.
AmoriLinguae: @Warmungandr what?
Wicker_Knight: @Saulens181 No, Cod shifted straight from russians to transnational hispanic groups
mosartov: oh
Foxmar320: Yeah I didn't think that would go well
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Wicker_Knight: @Saulens181 well, russians to arabs to transnational hispanic groups
snowcookies: fission mailed
Warmungandr: @AmoriLinguae gas testing device looked like chapstick
Abavus: I feel like shooting explosives at vehicles full of chemical weapons would be a less than optimal plan
Foxmar320: What are the odds we survive this?
TXC2: pro tip: don't say you're on the move when just barely got in the verical
Wicker_Knight: Rourke?
NightValien28: this the part where we feel bad for the "heroes"
Foxmar320: Im thinking low
Saulens181: @Wicker_Knight yeah, Ghosts was _real_ dumb, even for CoD
mosartov: oops
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Wicker_Knight: @Saulens181 also Raul or whatever his name was from CodBlops2
mtvcdm: And he didn't just shoot us when we were right there?
Seabats: SAY IT
TheElrad: and why didn't we get shot in the face?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: so...nobody new who was fighting who
Wicker_Knight: Terrorist attack? really?
MilkInBag: dooty
Saulens181: WW3 baby!
Metric_Furlong: Wicker_Knight they're not American and hostile, ergo, terrorists Kappa
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RetroHibiscus: is that Angela Basset?
Abavus: Is that weapon James? PogChamp
Warmungandr: what's better than intelligence general? TELL ME!?
GDwarf: "We've tried intelligence, now we're going for foolishness!"
theneatestburrito: Weapon of James?
mtvcdm: Let's try stupidity. That will work much better.
Foxmar320: Oh hello Price
NovaTiempo: London, Paris, maybe Tokyo?
NightValien28: no
ContingentCat: no
Abavus: How did you get yourself into the game? PogChamp
mtvcdm: LONDON (london)
Warmungandr: We need someone who smokes broodily
NightValien28: they all look the same
sivakrytos: is that graham's font
Foxmar320: I do from the original game
Taichanie: This is making me want to go play COD4....
TXC2: LONDON.....onterio
mosartov: price babyyyy
sivakrytos: is this game a gvlog
mistborn83: picadilly is a fun word
Wicker_Knight: Hi Price. Are you still only one promotion up after over a decade in the Service?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that Liev Schriber, or just looks a lot like him?
mosartov: jesus
Opie74: i think soap is still dead
MilkInBag: this is like Dark Souls, but kind of different?
Jikkarr: @mistborn83 Well, it is a circus.
Nefasine: isn't price like a war criminal? he launched a nuclear weapon
Abavus: wait wait wait
NovaTiempo: Nah
Warmungandr: MOM...there's a soldier outside the car
mosartov: its too late for inconspicousness
sivakrytos: you've very conspicuous
ContingentCat: um
Korlashheirtoblackblade: this seems like "engaging"
TXC2: Wicker_Knight he SAS, people don't realy get prometed in SAS
Abavus: I...
Warmungandr: quick, call in an airstrike!
AmoriLinguae: They told us to turn London into a war zone, right?
TehAmelie: it wasn't me, it was the people with the bombs!
fiftymcnasty: James, why are you blowing up London?
Foxmar320: Gib better gun
Abavus: Did NOT turn London into a war zone: [ ] yes, [x] no
I_Am_Clockwork: These are the police
TXC2: pro tip for non UK viewers, the army pretend to be police is SUPER Illegal
I_Am_Clockwork: I think?
TheElrad: you're a police officer, Trojan is SO19
mosartov: isnt it gas as well ?
ContingentCat: the Queen is very upset with you James
Wicker_Knight: @TXC2 oh okay so that's not quite as ridiculous as it sounds? (I'm only really familiar with Marine and to an even lesser extent Navy progression)
PaperDoopliss: Were we, uh, shooting at fleeing civilians there?
Foxmar320: Better gun O_O
mtvcdm: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: So chat, the first time COD did the whole "The first chapter is all about red shirts" it was innovative, what do we call it when every game since then has does the exact same deal?
Taichanie: No Russian... guns.
TheElrad: @TXC2 Trojan is the Metreopolitan Police Armed REsponse
malsareus: getting into the UK might be a tad tricky after all this James
Wicker_Knight: @TheMerricat Capcom
Abavus: I'm I the baddie if I'm wondering if you can just... mow down the civilians?
MilkInBag: remember, no witness
TXC2: TheElrad ah Ok then
fiftymcnasty: Also why is the an army attacking London?
Nefasine: ahh yess let's open fire into a public area
TehAmelie: and we're managing to shoot surprisingly few civilians. yay
Taichanie: How are the police not shooting you?
NightValien28: TheMerricat predictable
Wicker_Knight: @Taichanie supposedly we are the police
AmoriLinguae: @TheMerricat capitalism? if it got them money, why change it?
Saulens181: @fiftymcnasty because terrorists
Warmungandr: ow
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm glad the cops are clearly identified
ContingentCat: welp
brainbosh: Ok, just got here, why are you attacking Britain?
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
Foxmar320: weko
TXC2: that being said, why the hell do we have a russian machine gun?
MilkInBag: Aim for the head LUL
Dared00: yikes
PaperDoopliss: Oh good, suicide bombers
Koios7: Shoot him in the bomb, lol
fiftymcnasty: Saulens181 ah strawmen
circusofkirkus: was that Thanos?
mosartov: dead mans switch
TheElrad: @TXC2 we stole it from an assailant
Schwarm_: its getting slightly confusing
mosartov: LUL
TehAmelie: we don't need no army, the PC is here
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're Sabretooth? well, this should be easy
Saulens181: @fiftymcnasty basically not-taliban
Wicker_Knight: how the f*** did anyone get this much weaponry into london gabyFacepalm
TXC2: TheElrad ok, how did they get it then? :P
Jikkarr: Is this a Nostradamus-level prediction?
TXC2: Wicker_Knight right?
Nigouki: title says CoD but this seems like "what Brexiters told you wil lhappen"
Foxmar320: Wow they went full ham faster than expected
Koios7: rofl
MilkInBag: womp womp
mtvcdm: Look at these thousands and thousands of terrorists.
NightValien28: not just a video game, an american video game
TheElrad: @TXC2 being very criminal
brainbosh: Shoot him in the HEAD apparently
Taichanie: "Bloody hell" james.
Warmungandr: worst groundhog day ever
Officinalis: Has anyone else seen Olympus is Down?
TheMerricat: @Schwarm_ this is a flashback from a fictional attack on london that our stolid mustache man is remembering from the failed mission that lead him to be a sniper in the midlde of the boondocks.
PaperDoopliss: Shoot and run, I think
ContingentCat: time to switch the difficulty down the baby mode?
Saulens181: see this is why they voted for brexit Kappa
Koios7: Use the pistol James, your bullets are probably hitting bomb
TheElrad: I think with the pistol it might
gunbuster000: use a mroe precise weapon maybe?
Nefasine: I think the LMG might be a bit inaccurate
I_Am_Clockwork: the car is exploding
Korlashheirtoblackblade: pistol might be better for this
pandacolonialist: lrrGREED_TK
Foxmar320: Oh the car lol
mtvcdm: This is baby mode mind you.
Warmungandr: go left instead of right maybe
AmoriLinguae: they say "aim for the head" they mean "get gud"
eltwitcherino: change weapon
Wicker_Knight: @Nigouki considering COD is mostly "what the Oathkeepers think they're preparing for" already, that's not that big a difference
NightValien28: running away from explosions is the idea
TXC2: this is made by people who don't understand that other countries have firearms laws
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun they are suicide bombers, the explosion is going off regardless you need to kill them before they are in range.
fiftymcnasty: Yeah the days of these games are pretty much over for me too much propaganda
CrazymattCaptain: they still go boom when down. it's a deadman switch
mosartov: trusty sidearm
Schwarm_: @TheMerricat ah thank you :)
mistborn83: its almost like you can see the future
TehAmelie: we Edge of Tomorrowed it
Korkus: f
BTC1220: We did it, Patrick. We saved the city!
MilkInBag: of course he uses a knife even if he has a gun
brainbosh: So the only way you can survive this is to know what is happening before it happens.
Officinalis: Its Master Chief!
Taichanie: Price is cooler with the hat.
mosartov: Price babyyy
NightValien28: brainbosh or have some reaction time
mtvcdm: It's fine. We're Tom Cruise.
Warmungandr: I hear beeping
Officinalis: UK Civilian Female 1
PaperDoopliss: Don't worry, UK Civilian 1!
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MilkInBag: of course, pull on a bomb
Officinalis: Literally 'The Hurt Locker"
Wicker_Knight: okay, we've already failed the defusal training
fiftymcnasty: Cant we go back to having Nazis as baddies instead of brown peopel
TXC2: what the hell is that padlock even doing?
Foxmar320: Price gives no Fs
the_cardiac_people: good question
Nigouki: this seems a little on th e silly side
Saulens181: @fiftymcnasty well, that'd make the protagonist antifa, so no
PaperDoopliss: Well, that was... Some amount of gameplay.
BTC1220: @fiftymcnasty it would certainly make it more relevant
Pal_Friendpatine: You didn’t need to throw the protag to the side first
MilkInBag: move mouse BabyRage
mtvcdm: We're going after The Bad Guys.
Saulens181: It's Cod, we're going after EVERYONE
mosartov: the enemy can be of every ethnicity :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Russian mad the gas, someone else stole it from you
WonderfulGlory: "Enemies of the free world"
NightValien28: TXC2 nothing, they are just not smart enough to cut out the stripes
1losttheGame: russian gas was stolen by terroists
NovaTiempo: The misc forces of Badguyistan
Taichanie: In the end the bad guy is an american general.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this is a flashback mission 10 to 1 odds.
orellien2773: It's CoD: You start off going after generically brown terrorists, then discover the real bad guys are white russians.
PaperDoopliss: We need more disproportionate force, clearly
mosartov: though this isnt in anyway a groundbreaking narrative
TXC2: how is price not a longshoreman?
NightValien28: funny the american think they are using gloves
Warmungandr: it is purty
Abavus: Oooh. Fancy
Abavus: 144hz stream when?
MilkInBag: is that Liam Cunningham?
TXC2: we can it in 60fps
Taichanie: LRR get a 2080TI? :P
mtvcdm: Legally distinct country
fiftymcnasty: Clearly we need the ability to kill whomever whenever with no due process
Officinalis: 'Urzikstan'
Nigouki: ah, yes, another Fakestan
Saulens181: Ah, one of the default talking points for the War on Terror - "actually we need to do MORE warcrimes"
Jikkarr: Glory to Arstoszka!
mtvcdm: Welcome to Snorsh!
NightValien28: 100% real country Kappa
QwertMints: is this a reimagining?
1losttheGame: good card
MilkInBag: is that Chris Hemsworth?
red_shoes_jeff: Hell of a stache.
TXC2: oh hey she from that time travel show
Warmungandr: it's Ryan Reynolds
Saulens181: Isn't this middle asia?
TXC2: Saulens181 possibly
Abavus: The legally distinct names are SeemsGood
Pal_Friendpatine: Farah is familiar too
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mosartov: @Saulens181 proxy Kurdistan
Astra7525: I love how the Middle Eastern Terror country gets a fake name, but The Russians are called "The Russians"
Pal_Friendpatine: I think Liam maybe?
TehAmelie: nobody in the US can apparently look at how everyone else has solved subtitles, they always gotta reinvent the wheel
Officinalis: EVERYONE knows captain price
Abavus: Astra7525, for fun I want to think that majority of people won't know these are made up names
Nefasine: He did detonate a nuke
Wicker_Knight: okay so these are the Kurds
Wicker_Knight: fun
Astra7525: @Abavus I worry that might be true
PaperDoopliss: If there weren't two sets of subtitles, how would we know it's not English?
1losttheGame: YIKES real bad timing
BTC1220: Does Urzikstan have oil? because if not the US isn't gonna do much but watch
Pal_Friendpatine: @astra7525 because it’s politically incorrect to dis on middle easterners but Russia is an antagonist irl right now?
mtvcdm: Yeah, this is.... this is yikes.
Warmungandr: F bomb
Korkus: f
Abavus: 1losttheGame, to be fair in the context I don't think there would've been a good time. They knew what they were doing
Warmungandr: ha
TStodden: G'Afternoon. How the COD? Fresh? Flaky?
ArcOfTheConclave: the double subtitle is super wierd
myrddinthewizard: Press F for Bomb
mtvcdm: This is clear stand-in for the Kurds.
Astra7525: @Pal_Friendpatine miss me with that anti-pc nonsense
Warmungandr: have you played the 64 player mode yet?
Wicker_Knight: @mtvcdm funny that ... >_> <_<
Abavus: @LoadingReadyRun multiplayer streams coming up in the pipeline?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe because there's only the one Russia but there are several unstable near and middle eastern countries (but yes I'd say Kurds)
orellien2773: He's a white lead in a modern military shooter, she's an attractive local insurgent on the good guy's side. He's definitely going to be watching your sister, dude.
angryoptimist: Which is more yikes? This or the reality? I submit that it is the reality that is more yikes.
The_Color_Twelve: Does this game support something like customs?
Abavus: Cool! lrrAWESOME
BTC1220: Ah yes, a hat. My civilian disguise?
NightValien28: bold of you to assume this campaign will take long
Pal_Friendpatine: @astra7525 I don’t actually have an opinion about why they are doing it I’m just sharing a possible reason
TXC2: angryoptimist well we haven't flat betrayed these people yet, so yeah
TehAmelie: i guess about 2 hours 14 minutes
Wicker_Knight: 5-6 hours I'd guess
PaperDoopliss: Russian officer does oppressive speeches in English to an Arabic-speaking audience
Talin06: but the USA me body armor will not give you a way?
mistborn83: at least this one has a campaign
mosartov: ?
circusofkirkus: katesRip
Foxmar320: lol
ContingentCat: can you pet the doggo?
Koios7: Hard to believe that was the wrong action
MaladyDark: lrrJAMES
Abavus: 0/10 can't pet the dog
Abavus: Bet you they shoot you if you don't grab it
Warmungandr: it's immersive
BTC1220: Broke: Invisible walls. Woke: Very visible bullets.
I_Am_Clockwork: why is the russian general giving a broadcast to these people in english? Like shouldn't it be either in the native language or in Russian?
MilkInBag: so they shoot you dead if you have no block in your hand?
orellien2773: Probably can stab the dog.
TehAmelie: this feels like this X-Men comic where five superheroes have to work together to move a table to the next room
NovaTiempo: Go left.
BTC1220: @orellien2773 probably will stab the dog
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork I assume translation convention
Warmungandr: oh god
Officinalis: BRICK HIM
Abavus: lrrSPOOP
Astra7525: stabby stabby
gravity_pike: hacker voice im in
MaladyDark: lrrCOW
ElektroTal: Why would people in Uzbekistan, a former Russian territory, immediately adjacent to Russia, speak Russian?
circusofkirkus: thunk
TehAmelie: sin-dablocc'd
Warmungandr: you're good with a cinder block
mosartov: op
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Saulens181: now all im saying is that this is how the Taliban sees the U.S. in afghanistan
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why can't we play as her?
MilkInBag: it's not called Call of Translation
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Officinalis: I think you do at some point.
PaperDoopliss: @Saulens181 Yeah, this is an unusual set piece for CoD
the_bananarchist: ah yes
Abavus: BRB going to buy an oil filter
MilkInBag: ???
Warmungandr: perfect!
circusofkirkus: fits perfectlyKappa
Nigouki: really? theyr'e going full prepper?
Abavus: ?????
Astra7525: sure... it fits
Taichanie: It will.. for about 3 rounds.
The_Color_Twelve: I feel like oil filters are a little lacking in the ballistic department
crooked_knows: This game is veryvery pretty and veryvery stupid...
ContingentCat: what
Opie74: it will actully
I_Am_Clockwork: whyyyy does it have the same threading?
Foxmar320: Thats not how that works?
tehlordofelves: those thread are DEFINITELY not the same
Krokaar: wut
CoyoteSans: Realistic. Shooter.
the_cardiac_people: kinda
mosartov: You're resourceful
Joalni: Press x to doubt.
the_cardiac_people: nt reallly
BTC1220: People who know anything about guns, is that how it workds?
1losttheGame: i mean, thats like, 50% of how it works
Nefasine: how does it screw on?
the_bananarchist: we all know oil filters prevent the explosion sound from propagating
red_shoes_jeff: Seems like it'd make it louder.
TehAmelie: do they make that gun to screw a car muffler on?
Warmungandr: Oil cans will be banned forever
Pal_Friendpatine: Wait. Does that even work. The threads?
PaperDoopliss: @Taichanie Like us, it regenerates in between shots
The_Color_Twelve: good thing the filter is the correct caliber
Tehbeard: Makes sens, they're both on the metric system
Lirelent: waiiit... even if that worked once, it would NOT work more than once
TXC2: so Car muffler worlds greatest surpersor
TheMerricat: So apparently this is a completely new timeline from the previous MW games. Despite having Capt. Price in it.
BTC1220: Bold of you to assume Americans know the metric system
PaperDoopliss: Is Farah getting all this shit done with throwing knives, or am I not paying attention?
Lirelent: wait, there's a timeline?
Warmungandr: next level we will use a gun to change the oil in a humvee
TehAmelie: they know "of" the metric system. probably.
wiggins: it's a reboot, yeah
Nefasine: the bullet profile going through that filter would be horrifying
MaladyDark: now I'm just thinking of those cars with the stupid over sized mufflers...
SoundGuy0dB: Its a prequel actually from what i've seen
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Nigouki: thread adapters to use oil filters as silencers are a real thing in the US
Nigouki: you can get them on amazon
orellien2773: "Because we're stupid-evil"
the_bananarchist: okay also silencers don't work like that even if it was a silencer proper; silencers are more accurately called suppressors b/c they muffle the sound but it still sounds like a muffled directed explosion...because that's what it is
ContingentCat: katesNice
crooked_knows: @wiggins Nice
Saulens181: There's a CoD canon outside of the original MWs?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: lets, uh, stay looking to left of shot here huh
PaperDoopliss: Oh no not war crimes
TehAmelie: Call of Duty 0: the invention of honor
Astra7525: suuuuure game. As if the CoD protags would NEEEVERR commit warcrimes themselves
Warmungandr: This should be COD: OIL CAN 1
CoyoteSans: war crimes. in cod. surely, you jest.
electroswagnetism: nice
PaperDoopliss: Nice nice nice
The_Color_Twelve: that is sort of the tag line of ... nvm you already got there
Suffix: Nice.
Joalni: Nice.
mosartov: !roll 69
wiggins: I have it for XBO, yeah
myrddinthewizard: Nice lrrJAMES_SG Nice
Korlashheirtoblackblade: pleas James, MODERN war crimes
wiggins: but I'll probably pick it up for PC, too
ElektroTal: i'm impressed that after 15 years or whatever they still have stories to tell. "Call of Duty, no seriously,it's different this time"
Mysticman89: alas my kate sub is expired for no nice emote
BTC1220: Call of Duty: No Russian, you just play no russian over and over again
orellien2773: @Astra7525 Ah, bu twhen the good guys do them, it's tragic but neccessary!
wiggins: oh REALLY?
The_Color_Twelve: katesNice
Warmungandr: do the PC players have to use controllers?
TXC2: ElektroTal with new graphics no one can tell Kappa
wiggins: NEAT
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, I think Gears 5 is using cross platform too
Lirelent: oh cool... about time
Vyous: Cross platform where all the PC players stomp the controller players I assume.
MaladyDark: Modern Warfare, back in the day was my first real experience with online shooter.s
Abavus: Go left
Laserbeaks_Fury: Xbox is gettting real good with that
SpoonfullOfSugar: wait, how can it do crossplatform with mouse vs controller? that always seems unfair to me
TXC2: Vyous console players probably get an aim assist of some kind
Warmungandr: ahh
Pal_Friendpatine: This nice locked 60 FPS
1losttheGame: i mean, there were thos bricks too
mosartov: 4Head
TXC2: "yeap, don't ask where I just appered from"
Pteraspidomorphi: Such a cartoon villain
MaladyDark: so this is a re-do of the first MW game... did they change the plot much?
PaperDoopliss: Barkov does these speeches full-time
I_Am_Clockwork: @MaladyDark so far, yes
klaxxxon: Just arrived, I didn't expect cod to play like this lol
mosartov: Nice.
crooked_knows: Nice
electroswagnetism: nice
Abavus: katesNice
OldsCool: nice
Warmungandr: oil can for the win
The_Color_Twelve: katesNice
Taichanie: Don't you also have a silenced AK74?
Laserbeaks_Fury: katesNice katesNice
ContingentCat: nice
Lirelent: get ... oiled? dummies
MaladyDark: lrrDILLY
Pal_Friendpatine: Yup can’t do that with a controller
Pal_Friendpatine: Easily
Lirelent: kill everything that moves, that's always what we do
TXC2: Pretty sure the slide wouldn't work now
Myrniss: damn that was some quick aim adjustment
ElektroTal: when shooter games started making you reload your weapons, i stopped playing. i wasn't that coordinated.
Laserbeaks_Fury: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Lirelent: oh yea @TXC2 that is your problem, not that the THREADS are compatible?
mosartov: im pretty sure that speech hasn't looped so far
Abavus: I want a multiplayer mode where you just chuck bricks
PaperDoopliss: Shooting dogs is a proud US paramilitary tradition
Warmungandr: cinder block only game mode
I_Am_Clockwork: your other left
Abavus: Left side
wiggins: rekt
TXC2: Lirelent I'm complaining as they come up :P
theneatestburrito: Other left
Koios7: loooool
mosartov: ;)
myrddinthewizard: lrrJAMES_SG
ZachtlyAsIntended: Left...right....who cares
TXC2: Stage Right Kappa
Lirelent: !left
TacitusVigil: How goes the James Warfare?
MaladyDark: at least the checkpoint is nice and close
KidAmn: be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting Wussians.
PaperDoopliss: We found the loop
Pal_Friendpatine: Game says, “Play me the way I want to be played!”
mosartov: yep
Abavus: parkour!
Pteraspidomorphi: Any actual russians here today?
Koios7: Probably to avoid having constant subtitles
Abavus: F
Officinalis: F
MadameAdversary: Press F to Detonate
mosartov: @TacitusVigil why do germans dub virtually all foreign media
MaladyDark: lrrCOW
TacitusVigil: @Koios7 Fair. Saves money on hiring translators too.
I_Am_Clockwork: def no civilians in that vicinity :p
I_Am_Clockwork: wow the med truck got here fast
TheMerricat: Man that was a quick response.
AlliterativeAlternative: epic response time for that ambo
Officinalis: Medics from the base are rushing in.
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork yeap not a one of the workers we posed as still in there
ContingentCat: um
KidAmn: hey guys, 'member crawling under trucks?
mosartov: oh are you gonna blow up that ambulance as well
Lirelent: yup, no war crimes here, never
AlliterativeAlternative: thats super a war crime
mosartov: smooth
TXC2: it's not a war crime unless they're red cross
Lirelent: she has the zoooooomies
Warmungandr: GET DOWN
TXC2: still evil of course
Abavus: Not down enough
tehlordofelves: press CTRL
ZachtlyAsIntended: "Get down!" No.
myrddinthewizard: CTRL
tehlordofelves: CTRL
Lirelent: left ctrl
electroswagnetism: hold it
PaperDoopliss: @AlliterativeAlternative I mean we're also running around and killing soldiers in civilian clothes
theneatestburrito: left CTRL
Nigouki: "Look! The baddies do war crimes too so you're justified!"
Abavus: Nap time ResidentSleeper
Officinalis: I am...shrub
klaxxxon: Not very nice grass detail
PaperDoopliss: We're in full-on insurgency mode, and not a polite one
Pal_Friendpatine: So no punishment other than retry the last few seconds. Got ya
Taichanie: You want a QTE for hiding?
TacitusVigil: Wait, *now* they're speaking Russian?
Abavus: Pal_Friendpatine, yea the respawns are really fast and don't go back very far
TacitusVigil: :P
Taichanie: James as bad at right and left...
Officinalis: James' secret weakness "left"
KidAmn: James is reverse Zoolander
Warmungandr: ha
TXC2: 15 to 1 Tariq is not dead
I_Am_Clockwork: not just another oil can, the SAME oilcan
Abavus: I_Am_Clockwork, local brand I'm sure
Saulens181: 150 to 1 Tariq would abandon his post for some reason
Warmungandr: and oil cans
Abavus: Time to get CurseLit
Officinalis: And drink!
TXC2: uh what?
OldsCool: welp
mosartov: sticks and stones may break my bones, but molotovs REALLY hurt
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
The_Color_Twelve: mollly and oil cans
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
Taichanie: Is that an Aug or a SA85.
Abavus: PUBG mode: Activate!
Officinalis: PUBG instincts kicking in.
mosartov: now that's neat
mosartov: and scary as fuck
Abavus: You're a plane harry!
KidAmn: a Kar98k? In 20XX? Jeez, that's some old shit.
Krokaar: james just turned back into a teenager
TXC2: Taichanie neither, is probably a norico or a tavor, neither of whice make any sense mide
BTC1220: Insert Flight of the Valkyries?
Taichanie: Why is ride of the Valkyries not playing.
Abavus: KidAmn, it's the legally distinct middle eastern terrorist country, it makes sense
I_Am_Clockwork: thats kind of terrifying
Lirelent: flight of the valkyries on tiny pizo speakers
Saulens181: You's recall that thing not too long ago where an attack disabled half of Saudi Arabia's oil production? Ywah, it was like THAT.
mosartov: that's a baller move, building your base next to the enemy base
The_Color_Twelve: and that's why counter uav is a thing
mosartov: LUL
Abavus: I love how she calls you out LUL
Officinalis: Its nice that all your comrades have names...but UK female Civilian 1 did not.
ContingentCat: stop shooting your little gun so we can shoot the big gun
TXC2: we seem to mostly have Famas, which are a french gun
MadameAdversary: Yeet!
PaperDoopliss: Look, the Female Civilians are a longstanding Winchester family
NightValien28: I told you to go baby mode
electroswagnetism: yuh YEET
TacitusVigil: What difficulty are we on?
mosartov: You are covered in jelly! Grab some peanut butter!
brainbosh: Hide in a corner and suck that jelly back in.
TXC2: TacitusVigil regular
AmoriLinguae: I think you can change it in the menu
TheElrad: does the easy mode tell left and right apart for you?
Officinalis: big *HITBOX*
Abavus: TheElrad lrrWOW
mosartov: pc doesnt have auto-aim.... right?
OldsCool: always fly plains
Abavus: mosartov, if you play with a controller it probably does
TXC2: mosartov doesn't seem like it
TheElrad: @Abavus twas one of my best dunks
mosartov: @Abavus yeah true
TheElrad: why do the russians have Steyr Augs?
TXC2: I got really worryed for a moment there that we were reloading after every shot :p
klaxxxon: How many of those molotovs does he have??!!
Warmungandr: 12 pack
mosartov: droney mcdroneface is online
pilarre: molotov count in bottom right corner
Koios7: He used them all, actually
brainbosh: You spilled all your jelly
TehAmelie: is this the games that have the random silly reload animations, and do they happen in the campaign?
Feltic: A Finnish Flat of Molotovs
Abavus: Really should've looted that red dot
Saulens181: CoD x Girls Frontline - which waifu are you using to commit your warcrimes today?
ContingentCat: A Jason Mendoza of Molotovs
Abavus: TehAmelie, surely that would be too distracting from the realistic modern military shooter during the campaing
Koios7: James needs new FoF detection
TehAmelie: hehe
Abavus: Koios7, it's their fault for not wearing uniforms!
AlliterativeAlternative: james is the blue falcon we deserve
TXC2: Abavus TehAmelie you joke, but this reloading is kinda bad :p
Koios7: James, can you try bashing the next door? I just want to see the animation
Saulens181: i mean we're at least not just slapping the gun and that's it.
TheMerricat: Hadir really wants you to fly some more rc planes for some reason....
Abavus: TXC2, but they're not like "third hand and a monkey paw" silly
TacitusVigil: Is that Troy Baker?
Taichanie: TXC2, I think its an Aug after seeing the outline again.And imfdb has it listed as as the only bullpup rifle in the game.
TXC2: Abavus oh indeed
Koios7: If you could fly kamikaze RC planes at your enemies, wouldnt you do it constantly?
electroswagnetism: brrrrrrrt
mosartov: Roach, ACM Missile is online
TXC2: Taichanie hmm, must be then
PaperDoopliss: 4
Abavus: 4
brainbosh: 4
Warmungandr: shrapnel
chatterboxfire: lol
Abavus: Game so sad BibleThump
PaperDoopliss: Oh man the mission is even called "Proxy War"
mosartov: @Koios7 it's actually quite frightening to me
TehAmelie: it's okay, we all got blood in our eyes
Officinalis: A piece of helicopter got in his eye.
brainbosh: Who flies the planes to take off in the first place? Why don't they attack with them?
TacitusVigil: Quick, wash your eye out with coffee! Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Streamer hit! Streamer hit!
Foxmar320: The game is so real that James got stuff in his eye from that blast
Koios7: @brainbosh Out of range maybe?
Abavus: TacitusVigil, never had coffee in my eye... Is it bad?
Warmungandr: your eye is injured, find cover!
TXC2: now imagine if James had be playing in VR? Kappa
brainbosh: @Koios7 That is an actual answer.
Foxmar320: TXC2 Nope, never
mosartov: Shigeru ? PogChamp
Abavus: I kind of want to see what the usual melee attack looks like
TacitusVigil: @Abavus I've been fortunate enough never to have that either. I imagine there are worse things, but I wouldn't test it.
Abavus: Hey chat, has anyone had coffee in their eye?
Abavus: Clearly we need help with this
mosartov: i've had tobacco in my eye?
mosartov: wasn't great
TXC2: yeah, a hot acidic liquid in your eye is gonna be a big nope
Officinalis: I don't have much rifle experience...but how possible is it to creep around on the ground while maintaining aim like that?
ContingentCat: someone needs to do a science so we can know
Abavus: mosartov, that is not good?
Koios7: Getting into gun battles usually is
TXC2: Officinalis it's not, but video game
klaxxxon: Splat
TacitusVigil: Maybe Serge has? The cost of being on the coffee shop front lines?
Koios7: James "What's Cover" Turner
TStodden: Overcooking grenades will result in getting personally charcoaled.
mosartov: serge is too professional to get the coffee anywhere besides where it needs to go
Foxmar320: There is so much going on right now
Abavus: TacitusVigil, yea that would make sense. Working at a coffee shop and all. I shall ask him,
Abavus: Foxmar320, I'm thinking it's less of a clustertruck for James as he has more brightness, but yea
Abavus: Oh no, game
mosartov: its time to cook with gas
Abavus: pls
PaperDoopliss: Oh dear
TXC2: TStodden less charcoaled, more puréed
red_shoes_jeff: It's a shipping container. Just shoot through it.
Abavus: Ok. good. I was expecting something... worse
Koios7: Get the grenade launcher
Lord_Hosk: those are the dumbest soldiers in history
TehAmelie: bad guys are stupid. i think that's the moral here
Abavus: Just killing defenceless people. this is fine
The_Color_Twelve: They are remakably dedicated to their job to just be sitting in there during the fire fight
red_shoes_jeff: "Incendiary Launcher?"
I_Am_Clockwork: you missed the grenade launcher :p
PaperDoopliss: That was 100% one of ours
OldsCool: we didnt like that guy
Warmungandr: WITNESSS
Abavus: *wroooom* !
electroswagnetism: Slenade Gruncher
mosartov: James 'Friendly Fire Will Be Tolerated' Turner
TheMerricat: It's been well over 5 min, our backup should have shown up by now.
TXC2: we might need that grenade launcer
angryoptimist: katesRip_SG
klaxxxon: Is it just me or did it get really dark in those 5 minutes?
Foxmar320: Yeah I think we do
MadameAdversary: Welp, I suppose we brought a gun to a tankfight
mosartov: that's a 50mm
Abavus: SCAR vs autocannon is a bit of an uneven match
Warmungandr: we're hiding in a tiny house, need air supprt
Abavus: Are we astral projecting..?
goombalax: is this a remake of the original mw?
Wicker_Knight: yes
mosartov: my stand: ATTACK HELICOPTER
Wicker_Knight: ish
TXC2: Abavus lets say yes and make then game more interesting
Officinalis: I use to think Apaches were SO cool as a kid. Now...
Foxmar320: No witnesses
mosartov: Nice. War crimes.
Abavus: TXC2, building a rich narrative here
Officinalis: Press F to Not Warcrime.
Lirelent: i feel .... like a rpg would 1 shot a heli?
red_shoes_jeff: Weren't WE the ones in the hangar...?
Warmungandr: we were safe in the POD
Lord_Hosk: Just shoot retreating people who dropped their weapons... sure
TacitusVigil: No...don't...don't shoot your guns in the air. Ammo ain't free.
PaperDoopliss: @Lirelent I feel like a bullet would generally take someone out of the fight too
Nefasine: we're we not ment to 'Not American' I'm pretty sure any survivors will be able to recognise a apache
AlliterativeAlternative: dont worrie the helicpoter hid behind a wall later
TXC2: yeap, do a whip pan so we can't know where that was ment to be
Abavus: I hope I some day get to make slideshows like this for my job
Abavus: *whoos* *whoos* *intense zoom*
shadybunny46: what has happend in the past 2 mins
shadybunny46: 20 sorry
Abavus: shadybunny46, just war crime things
mosartov: please dont let life imitate art
PaperDoopliss: @shadybunny46 We blew up a Russian airbase with our insurgent friends, now PoV character 2 is back in london beating up terrorists
TXC2: a whole lot of shooting
Slacker1977: ah, ripped from the headlines
TacitusVigil: We're in an alternate timeline I guess where things are...well...equally chaotic.
shadybunny46: ok
shadybunny46: got it
mosartov: true, life doesn't need imitating
PaperDoopliss: And now we're playing Rainbow 6 Siege
Abavus: PaperDoopliss, don't forget the secret juice they lost from the base
Warmungandr: hit F to drink tea
klaxxxon: ooo Price is back
OldsCool: this new version of Seige is odd
Warmungandr: HAAAY
Slacker1977: this is fucked up
PaperDoopliss: Yeah, this is a different grimdark than CoD usually goes for
TXC2: aren't we police here? shouldn't we, I don't know, ARREST PEOPLE AND NOT KILL THEM?!
Nefasine: yay no demands of surrender just silent killings
klaxxxon: this is gonna go horribly wrong
Abavus: TXC2, we are The Law!
Warmungandr: just so you know, he is in the bathroom with a shotgun
PaperDoopliss: @TXC2 In fairness we pointed guns at them and they grabbed for their guns
angryoptimist: That's not how anti-terror operations go down, TXC2.
OldsCool: im legit quite uncomfortable with this
Foxmar320: O_o
Officinalis: um...
Abavus: OldsCool, were you here earlier?
OldsCool: yes
Abavus: Ok.
PaperDoopliss: Silly terrorist, thinking that bullets kill us
The_Color_Twelve: poopin with his rifle
angryoptimist: You probably shouldn't be comfortable with this.
TXC2: angryoptimist I know, this is an IRL problem I have
Warmungandr: only 7 more flights to go
Abavus: I felt like the earlier stuff was worse, but yea. I feel like this is just being edgy
Lirelent: when you say terrorist... some folks in their own home...
klaxxxon: nah No Russian was unnecessarily edgy, this seems pretty realistic
Abavus: angryoptimist, maybe it's intended as a "this is not OK" kind of storyline like Spec Ops
TheElrad: @TXC2 we got promoted from Police to the Special Air Service who aren't renowned for leaving people alive
Abavus: Or maybe it's just being edgy and "cool"
angryoptimist: @Abavus I don't think that's probably what they're going for, here.
TehAmelie: we can pretend there will be a Spec Ops The Line sort of recognition that what we're doing is bad
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TXC2: TheElrad indeed don't
PaperDoopliss: I would be pleasantly surprised if a CoD game was being subversive
TXC2: *indeed they don't
Officinalis: Weird they didn't check the door on the floor....
Abavus: "Oh, right, that guy"
KidAmn: lets be honest, CoD is about people feeling cool and living out their Operators Operating Operationally fantasies.
Abavus: Speaking of killing people absentmindedly
klaxxxon: totally clear
mosartov: this is literally a terrorist cell though
Warmungandr: but the bedroom was clear
AlliterativeAlternative: check your corners
The_Color_Twelve: he go you twtce
electroswagnetism: I mean the original modern warfare ended with you dying horribly of nuclear fallout, didn't it?
KidAmn: Corners and Doors, Holden.
The_Color_Twelve: or that without typos
klaxxxon: @electroswagnetism That was half way through IIRC
Officinalis: Yup, halfway.
TehAmelie: hey, i played Doom 4 last week, that's fantastic at making you feel powerful
Foxmar320: Nice monitor
PaperDoopliss: We didn't say "bedroom is clear"
TheElrad: you need to clear the bedroom
Abavus: Oh GOOD
LbxAni: oh wow, this game already has a 7GB (on PC) patch
mosartov: DON'T kick the baby
TehAmelie: it's all in good fun when you're killing literal hell demons
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
angryoptimist: Yep, welcome to grim stuff.
TXC2: if we have to shoot the baby, I'm super fucking out
shadybunny46: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
PaperDoopliss: Yeah, imma go with "edgy"
KidAmn: at least you didn't flashbang the baby like a certain US police unit.
Warmungandr: OH NOOOOO
mosartov: that's not a mission fail?
klaxxxon: More war crimes
Dared00: UH OH
PaperDoopliss: !findquote baby
Abavus: jamieOopsie
Warmungandr: cook a grenade
MaladyDark: die?
Abavus: warcrime_count += 1
Abavus: This house is huge btw
ContingentCat: welp now you have to take in that baby and raise it
Warmungandr: I said 7 more flights in jest
TXC2: ok no house in the UK has this number of floors while being this thin
Warmungandr: but we're only 2 away
TheElrad: the war crime count is probably at one gazillion by now
PaperDoopliss: Terrorists typically aren't working class
angryoptimist: Well, checkpointed--can't take it back now.
CoyoteSans: arcade shooting gallery games in the 90s were more harsh on shooting civilians than this game is
OldsCool: thats what 5 floors so far
Nefasine: so now we are going to try and take them alive?
RayFK: Wow, sure will skip this mission when I play this game
TXC2: she reached
red_shoes_jeff: He said "try"
AlliterativeAlternative: are we the badies?
klaxxxon: Are we the baddies???
angryoptimist: She was reaching for something.
PaperDoopliss: I think she was reaching for a gun?
Foxmar320: I think she went for a gun?
Warmungandr: just a flesh wound
TheElrad: she reached for stuff
Kazman20a: she went for something, maybe a gun
theneatestburrito: Are we the baddies?
shadybunny46: wat
PaperDoopliss: Bahahahahaha
Warmungandr: maybe it's the kids RC controller
Abavus: Lock your laptops folks!
mosartov: hacked
PaperDoopliss: @Warmungandr Exposed wires are always evil
AbyssalSnowstorm: Everything's fine
klaxxxon: not-Al-Quaeda
OldsCool: oh good thing we are subsiquently vindicated
The_Color_Twelve: Oh boy ip hacking
CoyoteSans: good thing the terrorists never heard of vpns
Slacker1977: Always kill'em always the right move :(
AbyssalSnowstorm: -chuckles- I'm in
Warmungandr: @PaperDoopliss true true
Abavus: O
angryoptimist: That guy looked like old-timey Watson and sounded like Batman.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE_HF
KidAmn: ah yes, the IP address. A foolproof way of confirming someone's location and who was using the device on the other end.
red_shoes_jeff: Does everyone in this game have a kickass stache?
mosartov: more civilians
PaperDoopliss: Is "Russian Gas" an actual category of biohazard?
AbyssalSnowstorm: critroleBees
Myrniss: "The Wolf was found because he wasn't using a VPN. Speaking of VPNs this video is sponsoered by Nord VPN!"
electroswagnetism: This would be more interesting if you played as Farah
shadybunny46: so who is raiding the town house
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TXC2: shadybunny46 SAS apparently
TehAmelie: no regard for human life? why i can't imagine
Abavus: Makimachine BabyRage
shadybunny46: but which caracter are we
shadybunny46: theere
Abavus: Seems there's a few characters
shadybunny46: ok
Nefasine: the mundane white guy
Makimachine: BabyRage
shadybunny46: sooo its confusing
electroswagnetism: We're Nolan North (probably)
TXC2: here we are not Laim hensworth
Saulens181: so what I miss since C4 drones?
PaperDoopliss: Guarantee it's Farah
Slacker1977: The 'Kyle' guy is black
TehAmelie: yeah our character is about 99.9% Steve
Abavus: Saulens181, shooting up a townhouse
TXC2: Saulens181 super problematic raid on a house in the UK
CoyoteSans: what if lawrence of arabia unironically in the 10s
Korlashheirtoblackblade: the only reason to have multiple player characters in CoD games is so some of them can die dramatically
Saulens181: oof
I_Am_Clockwork: hey Its sgt Griggs
I_Am_Clockwork: that's a name I recongnize
Foxmar320: Nice transition there
electroswagnetism: apparently Alex's voice actor is named Chad
Abavus: Korlashheirtoblackblade, you mean honorable sacrifice
TheElrad: or get nuked in the first mission, that is also possible
TXC2: Gesundheit Kathleen
TehAmelie: i want to believe they named him Alex just to annoy Alex Steacy
TXC2: !break
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angryoptimist: So, this is exhaustingly grim. Do people enjoy this kind of story?
ContingentCat: !advice
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Abavus: Btw chat, is someone likes these games and doesn't mind the problematic stuff, all the power to you. Doing a bit too much of yuking oter people's yums right now. Sorry about that
TXC2: angryoptimist 1) people mainly play for muitlplayer, 2) sadly yes
TehAmelie: it's a game for 14 year olds who like shooting a gun on a srceen for 12 hours a day
Abavus: It's video games, it's fiiiine
Abavus: (ish)
angryoptimist: Yeah, I hesitate to yuck someone's yum here.
Abavus: Maybe the game does "judge" you for doing bad stuff eventually. You never know
TXC2: Abavus that is debatable, but we sure a shit ain't having that debate here
Slacker1977: the slight difference is we yuck the story, and other people yum hte gameplay
Saulens181: ^
Abavus: Yea, there's that side
TehAmelie: i don't imagine anyone here is yumming on the story >_>
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RayFK: You got an idea of when you're jumping into multiplayer?
Pteraspidomorphi: I had no idea these games had become so bad (I don't play them)
RayFK: K
Pteraspidomorphi: In that regard I mean
Clan_Dookie: I think part of the point of these games is to show the problematic stuff and make us think about it in a critical way.
Koios7: How many war stories that are believable are happiness and sunshine though? all things said, it at least looks fun to play
mosartov: they have been 'so bad' for over 10 years
Abavus: Pteraspidomorphi, I would be interested to know if it's been a slow escalation or if this has just skipped a few steps and gone all out
TheMerricat: !time
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PaperDoopliss: @Koios7 I feel like a lot of what makes people anxious about stories like this is that people go around calling them "believable"
Pteraspidomorphi: I haven't really kept up with the fps genre since the 90s, mosartov :)
Abavus: Clan_Dookie, but there's the risk that they've just wanted to be edge and cool based on some wild focus group studies
angryoptimist: We say war crime, but war as a whole is a series of crimes.
OldsCool: honesty i think Infinity Ward needed to think way more carefully about how they frame and depict your actions in this tbh
mosartov: @Pteraspidomorphi that's fair
PaperDoopliss: They're definitely *trying* to be thoughtful about this. They were pretty explicitly humanizing the people in the townhouse
TehAmelie: you could go on and get 80 one dollar games for the price of this and probably at least one of them would add more to your life than this takes away
PaperDoopliss: I'm just, uh, not sure they're succeeding
Koios7: @PaperDoopliss Fair. I dont mean believable in "this could happen", but believable in that "in this fictional universe where this happens, i can believe this story"
Ivalenz_: Seems that this would be a candidate for Talking Simulator.
PaperDoopliss: @Koios7 Totally valid
OldsCool: and yes it prob is becuse this is going for that sort of "inspired by curent events" thing
Abavus: If they don't somehow punish the player/character or tell them that this is not cool, that's a big yikes
angryoptimist: One heavy Talking Sim, yeah.
AmoriLinguae: I mean talking sim does do heavy stuff sometimes
shadybunny46: hi james im james
klaxxxon: The did do Spec Ops...
angryoptimist: It'd have to dive pretty deep into the current events.
TXC2: we did spec ops the line on talking sim, so maybe?
Type_One___: wasnt there a Spec Ops Talking sim
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
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Abavus: klaxxxon, from what I understand Spec Ops was really clear about the fact that the things the player does are not cool
Koios7: i apparently missed something big after the hangar while i was grabbing pizza
Ivalenz_: Talking Sim discussing this category of gaming stories.
TXC2: Koios7 we raided a UK townhouse
red_shoes_jeff: I really don't know what they'd even say, after Spec Ops: The Line.
PaperDoopliss: @Koios7 And they played it super-dark
Koios7: Ah
mosartov: it has to provide catalyst for shooty shooty gun time
OldsCool: like the furure warfeare stuff or the black ops stuff is sort of militery fantasy this is deliberately envokeing real stuff
klaxxxon: You could skip No Russian, after a patch IIRC
Slacker1977: maybe that choie at the start skips some stuff for you?
Ferisar: they did let you skip the airport scene in the old modern warfare if i remember
Ferisar: yeah @klaxxxon
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angryoptimist: Multiplayer, fortunately, is much less serious.
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun in a previous Call of Duty you could skip like one scene where you went and shot up an airport
TheMerricat: @Ferisar but only after there was outcry.
Ferisar: true
Slacker1977: i think you could skip 'No russian' back in the day
Abavus: OldsCool, yea that' another thing. I've understood (no experience) that the other games have been a lot more fantastical.
Koios7: I thought you had the option at the start of MW to disable no russian
TheMerricat: So Farah is going to get waxed by friendly fire as our marine friends mistake her and her folk as AQ.
Korlashheirtoblackblade: "warheads on foreheads, get some" - geez
Warmungandr: has anyone in chat played the 64 player mode yet? I usually play Battlefield and have been eyeing this now that they have tanks and choppers
TXC2: you could skip no russian, no russian was also highly plot relevant and felt different and subversive at the time
TXC2: since then they've overplayed, trying to recapture that moment
OldsCool: im not saying they shouldent have made it i just think the choises you make as a desinger in this sort of game need alot of thought about why
PaperDoopliss: Ah yes, our old friend Left System
mosartov: ^
angryoptimist: Go Left System? Kappa
Abavus: katesOw
angryoptimist: katesRip_SG
mosartov: Bob Marley? In my Call of Duty?
TXC2: why was there a Bob marly quote?
Warmungandr: he was CIA
shadybunny46: i like how every thing exept the cars is beten up
TXC2: Warmungandr what?
mosartov: @Warmungandr LUL
Warmungandr: @TXC2 don't tell anyone
OldsCool: woops
Abavus: Goodbye D:
RatekStormcrow: blasted to the wondows screen
Warmungandr: they KNOW
TehAmelie: i really thought that was a blue screen of death for a moment
mosartov: blue screen of death Kappa
angryoptimist: They shot you so hard that you tabbed out to Windows.
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OldsCool: tht was the wrong windows
manfred909: glad this is confusing for you as well
TheMerricat: You were suppose to be smoking and moving up
Abavus: FailFish
klaxxxon: They are onto James
manfred909: rayfkHeart
TheElrad: ah, so shooting a civilian gets you a warning, shooting another soldier gets a game over?
mosartov: in front of enemy lines
Saulens181: @TheElrad well, the military courts make the decision to discharge you so....
TXC2: I like how there are just bags of rubble in front of the buidling
Koios7: James respects the doors a lot. He never bashes them open
Warmungandr: Behind ya
Abavus: They have Kennedy quotes in the death screen??
PaperDoopliss: Okay that was a vaguely-subversive respawn quote
PaperDoopliss: They really are trying to do... Something
Ferisar: i forgot CoD did death quotes, lol
Ferisar: been a while
Abavus: Language, sir!
mosartov: there was a Voltaire quote earlier as well
Abavus: I feel like standing next to the reactive armour would be a bad idea but what do I know
TheElrad: also, how is a Sargeant in charge of multiple squads of marines and armour?
Warmungandr: so the vector was what? just where the chopper was firing?
angryoptimist: "Dirt Diggler"?
manfred909: you are standing next to the biggest target
Abavus: Warmungandr, the attack vector you see
Warmungandr: @Abavus thanks
Abavus: I think?
PaperDoopliss: Did they forget to pull the plug before throwing that grenade?
Warmungandr: works for me
Abavus: PaperDoopliss, I'm like 50/50 if that was the enemy nade or James's
TXC2: that was a messed up Ak 47 we just passed
Warmungandr: can you lean?
Abavus: Is mounting a toggle or a hold?
TehAmelie: running out of bullets here seems like running out of sand in the desert
gravity_pike: your gun needs more gun food
Abavus: AK with a drum mag, let's go PogChamp
TXC2: Ak with an RPK drum.....ok
AlliterativeAlternative: its just a small pkm at that point
angryoptimist: I'm calling ammo "gun food" from now on.
Abavus: AlliterativeAlternative, very small and very spicy
klaxxxon: That smoke effect is neat
Warmungandr: you got this
TehAmelie: i was wondering why we weren't shooting all the bodies in case someone was faking but it seemed morbid
Ivalenz_: The helicopter SFX could use some work.
Abavus: Be very very quiet
Abavus: Ivalenz_, audio through walls is hard
TXC2: that's a lot of brass for a hospital floor
angryoptimist: I wonder how she'd feel about that.
Ferisar: rosa parks, known respawn loading screen quote person from history
Warmungandr: did I miss a rosa parks quote?
Koios7: you should probably go right instead of vaulting
Korlashheirtoblackblade: think you might need to break right rather than left to flank to MG
Abavus: Do you lose ammo if you reload mid-mag?
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angryoptimist: @Warmungandr Yep, about making up your mind diminishing fear.
TXC2: was Rosa Park a marine or something :P
Warmungandr: @angryoptimist woooooow
Ivalenz_: @Abavus SFX are all hard. I happen to have various military copters fly around my home daily.
TehAmelie: i like all these games and things using quotes from classics and history and stuff that they completely don't deserve
AlliterativeAlternative: oof
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie but that makes them deep! :-)
angryoptimist: katesRip_SG
Abavus: Ivalenz_, I feel like that might be cool for like... a few hours and then get very old very fast.
PaperDoopliss: That classic quote that inspired a nation, "you were killed by a tripwire"
TehAmelie: i want to publish a book of Shakespeare plays opening with a quote describing an apache helicopter from a Tom Clancy novel
TXC2: James is gonna more often in this then in minecraft, and I don't like that
Ferisar: i remember when abraham lincoln wrote down the famous quote: "watch out for the trip wire"
Abavus: King Leonids, of Sparta, talking about barbarians?
Abavus: NotLikeThis
Koios7: rofl
Warmungandr: noice
EfreetM: kaboom
Foxmar320: Glad this is on normal
angryoptimist: To be fair, TXC2, there's a lot less of trying to put lots of tiny holes in you in Minecraft.
SpookyScary0_0: oopsie
TehAmelie: maybe it's time for baby mode
TXC2: angryoptimist indeed
angryoptimist: Man, fuck Sparta.
Abavus: The rounds per minute is indeed much higher in an AK than a skeleton
angryoptimist: Freaking militaristic, slave keeping, slave abusing jerks.
Abavus: jamiePants
TehAmelie: one time i want that wire to snap into your eye
PaperDoopliss: Oh look a youtube execution
PaperDoopliss: Going back to that thing they were joking about two missinos ago
TXC2: long dose that go on for?
PaperDoopliss: We'll never know
Abavus: TXC2, rouhgly 5 seconds longer than it takes the player to get into the room
TehAmelie: now they're animals
angryoptimist: Interesting, "Suleman".
Ferisar: why does he have wizard eyes
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TXC2: ah scene cut
EfreetM: urzikstan?
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Abavus: Ferisar, we were astral projecting earlier, so maybe wizards are a thing in this universe
TXC2: why do we have guns inside of what I assume is an embassy ?
TehAmelie: maybe this will slowly morph into The Red Star. that was such a good comic that never got finished
TacitusVigil: I know it's a fictional country, but I don't think Arabic would be what they're speaking.
sithenin: lrrCIRCLE_HF
starlitdiscord: that beard detail
EfreetM: some kind of caucasian fictional country?
TehAmelie: that beard could almost fight Merida's hair
EfreetM: palm trees though
Korlashheirtoblackblade: helicopter, open doors, crash time?
TXC2: EfreetM it's meant to be not Kurdistan
Abavus: Intersting decision to bring two player characters together
Ferisar: there's the helicopter falling scene
TXC2: that is A LOT of lose shit to be flying around a helicopter
AlliterativeAlternative: @Korlashheirtoblackblade you called it
PaperDoopliss: Does the Wolf's group have massive popular support or something? Because that's a lot of armed people displaying themselves openly
Korlashheirtoblackblade: yay for embracing all the tropes Kappa
Abavus: Ferisar, there must be a CoD story bingo, right..?
red_shoes_jeff: Is your mustaches okay!?
Ferisar: @Abavus i hope so
NovaTiempo: I think its just personal catchphrase
TXC2: I'm gonna say no James
DaSnazzyPenguin: did he just fast rope with bare hands?
Ferisar: price in the previous games was kind of quirky
KidAmn: My old man was UK military, never heard it from him
angryoptimist: I assume he meant it as shorthand for "got broken bones?"
Abavus: wait, what is this place
shadybunny46: i think its a persoal thing
TXC2: Abavus an embassy presumibly
Abavus: Oooooh
Abavus: So they already moved the old man? Or does this have nothing to do with that?
kerbalized_: not military, but lots of military friends. haven't heard it before
Abavus: How did I fall this hard off the wagon by not paying attention for 5 seconds
Abavus: NotLikeThis
Talin06: the embassy in "not" Benghazi
TXC2: becuase this game moves at 2 miles a minute
klaxxxon: There is going to be a congressional inquiry into this
TehAmelie: grit at the speed of sound
klaxxxon: (in universe)
PaperDoopliss: !pardonfuck
TehAmelie: now the game is quoting its own characters?
Warmungandr: it will be quoting chat soon
TXC2: !clips
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TehAmelie: ooh
circusofkirkus: emergent gameplay!
manfred909: katesChair
Joalni: Bulletproof chairs!
angryoptimist: katesChair
Warmungandr: yeah but cna you sit in it?
PaperDoopliss: Oh yes, they're shortening Al-Qatala to "AQ".
myrddinthewizard: lrrJAMES_SG
starlitdiscord: what a strong chair
RoastedGravy: I imagine this is what James would do in an actual situation like this.
TheMerricat: @TXC2 the fast the game moves, the less time they give you to think about what you are doing.
shadybunny46: die chair
TXC2: new obstical for 2 gun matches Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: "Why do I keep running out of ammo!?"
Abavus: PaperDoopliss, the legally distinct names are very subtle
TXC2: TheMerricat seems like
angryoptimist: Die chair, you don't belong in this world! / It is not by my hand that I was once again given upholstery! I was called here by HUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!
Ferisar: jeez the amount of civilian crossfire in this one feels excessive
Abavus: Why isn't my cubicle bullet proof :/
TXC2: the glass is so bulletproof I'm wondering why we're not using it for armour :p
TehAmelie: what is a chair? a miserable sponge of old farts
KidAmn: Price is 100% dead after that.
TXC2: how did we not hit price there?
PaperDoopliss: Look, shotguns are precision weapons
Makimachine: Spec Ops: The Line deconstructed the genre, and now it's just... hmm.
Warmungandr: good aim
Warmungandr: employees ONLY
manfred909: slytqBun ?
angryoptimist: As I understand it, relying on muddy RoE when you're an inferior force by operating as near as possible to civilians is way more common than anybody else would like.
Abavus: Makimachine, we've been wondering if this is trying to be spec ops, or just... not.
circusofkirkus: both have red names, so I dunno
angryoptimist: Neither of those are good names.
manfred909: this bit is good
Warmungandr: stacey NOOO
EfreetM: well wolf meat is not really good, so giving a wolf to a butcher is not really
Warmungandr: David Stacyson
PaperDoopliss: @EfreetM I'm told it's very chewy
Makimachine: @Abavus Ah, yeaaah, I'll go for... not.
Abavus: "go left"
Koios7: She grabbed his phone first
TehAmelie: i feel like we skipped the "i'm watching you" part of this phone call
Caldurin: "Let's save this person, we need her keycard. "
Ferisar: haha it's the watchdogs camera sequences
Foxmar320: We Watch_Dogs now?
Ferisar: funny
klaxxxon: 2nd person perspective game!
Koios7: Wow, thats a long run to take her on lol
Firnsarwen: So wait, is it your birthday today, James?
Warmungandr: happy early birthday!
Abavus: Happy birthday! lrrAWESOME
Ferisar: lol
Koios7: wow James
circusofkirkus: woops
angryoptimist: F
EfreetM: oops
shadybunny46: happy bithday fellow james
Camthelion: lol
beregolas: eff
TehAmelie: it's 2½ hours until tomorrow in my timezone, you can count it
manfred909: lrrFINE
Firnsarwen: ah, happy birthday in advance! lrrHEART (I was just watching yesterday's Long Game VOD)
klaxxxon: The one civilian that matters in this war, lol
sithenin: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_HF lrrARROW
RoastedGravy: lrrSPOOP_SQ
Warmungandr: tired of shooting? It's camera mini game tiiiime
angryoptimist: lrrEFF_TK I think I have found perfection.
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
TehAmelie: noo no squeezing spoops
TXC2: strap in chat, this is gonna take a while
PaperDoopliss: I feel like he's not even going to come in until we move up
eltwitcherino: you are switching cameras too fast
eltwitcherino: use the one in the corner
EfreetM: wait
Warmungandr: you an click to other points Iit looks like
EfreetM: now
Warmungandr: noice
Warmungandr: kill the guy
Warmungandr: he will nake noise
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
Warmungandr: we all want to go home stacey
TehAmelie: we had one job
TehAmelie: it almost feels like we have stakes now, being responsible for someone else
kerbalized_: is it just me, or is this more fucked up than most COD....
Warmungandr: this is tense
Koios7: She was spotted, youd already lost
Firnsarwen: @kerbalized_ I mean, I've never seen COD at all, but this is pretty intense lrrSPOOP
ritchards: Shredder? Where are the turtles?
Pteraspidomorphi: Unrealistic, normally the printer would be broken
Ferisar: ^
Firnsarwen: @Pteraspidomorphi right? LUL
Ferisar: relying on a printer, how foolish
hippitybobbity: Hang on is this a remake
Warmungandr: doro time
mosartov: james?
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
circusofkirkus: uh
EfreetM: shredder first
EfreetM: ?
TheMerricat: printer red herring?
PaperDoopliss: @hippitybobbity I think more of a reboot
manfred909: I think you only need one distraction
manfred909: like that
Warmungandr: yaaaay
Firnsarwen: yay!
angryoptimist: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
shadybunny46: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
mosartov: nice
manfred909: Funko used the shredder
shadybunny46: !yeet
TehAmelie: countdown to Price dying: 3, 2
angryoptimist: Was it super effective?
Ferisar: lol
Firnsarwen: lol :P
hippitybobbity: shes fine, got it goin on
circusofkirkus: I heard she's got it going on
Abavus: bloojFail
klaxxxon: So of all the civvies, only Stacy made it?
TXC2: I KNRW IT! I knew James would make that joke!
Joalni: Dammit, James... NotLikeThis
Warmungandr: just need the card ma'am, thanks
Ferisar: Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On is a good respawn quote
angryoptimist: @circusofkirkus No, that's her mom.
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the glowy thing.
Firnsarwen: it's ok, it was termporary
hippitybobbity: try being less on fire, I find that works for me
shadybunny46: dont we all james
circusofkirkus: @angryoptimist James asked about Stacey's mom though...
TehAmelie: so, shoot the fire?
Ivalenz_: How did this turn into Minecraft?
Firnsarwen: LRRBot with the good advice
Slacker1977: 'He's on FIRE' - CoD JAM 2019
angryoptimist: @circusofkirkus Ah, well carry on then.
hippitybobbity: SNITCH
Firnsarwen: Is Stacey still following us?
PaperDoopliss: Kids do not like the United States
Ferisar: snitches get war crimes
Warmungandr: ha
Abavus: Ah, the chest high wall of safety
Firnsarwen: *Stacy, my bad, and she's there, that's good
TehAmelie: snitches get lead dentures
Abavus: Go left then LUL
ritchards: Game Over, Man, Game Over!
Koios7: Thats a suspiciously red car
Abavus: Koios7, you're not wrong
Abavus: Birds, red car
Ferisar: never say just the wind as an NPC
Abavus: At least there's something going on
TehAmelie: that was just a bird
hippitybobbity: RAMIREZ
Ferisar: ah the U.S. brought a hunter
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I_Am_Clockwork: this is kind of neat
I_Am_Clockwork: mechanically
Slacker1977: why don't the terrorists bring a mortar?
I_Am_Clockwork: @beregolas tiny parachute
PaperDoopliss: This feels like a good sequence. Good feeling of tension without being edgy or soldier-worshipping
AlliterativeAlternative: like if you have a morter there you would have he rounds nearby
TehAmelie: haven't we yet developed ballistic illumination that keeps floating and glowing more than 30 seconds?
Type_One___: lrrFRUMP_BW
EfreetM: boinked
hippitybobbity: try getting hit less james
beregolas: I_Am_Clockwork huh, that makes sense, thanks
Abavus: Don't miss and don't get hit, ez gaem
manfred909: yes @TehAmelie but slytqShrug
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie we have, but obviously that would remove an aspect of gameplay.
angryoptimist: seabatBRAIN advice here.
TehAmelie: of course
NovaTiempo: !advice
LRRbot: Fight harder.
Abavus: That's a nice car
angryoptimist: In reality, don't situations like this just have people shooting anything--and absolutely ANYTHING that moves?
EfreetM: they have
Abavus: lrrCOW
beregolas: someone called it, thei *did* bring a mortar
RedRaptor: Wasn't this scene in that movie with Jim from the Office?
Type_One___: solid LRRBOT advice there
Abavus: LRRbot is very good at !advice
TXC2: angryoptimist pretty much
Abavus: You were supposed to make them count NotLikeThis
PaperDoopliss: @angryoptimist I think the Iraq war had something absurd like 300 rounds fired for every kill?
manfred909: go grab another gun
Abavus: Stab em!
TehAmelie: Jarhead tells me "the grunt dies for 30 000 poorly placed rounds"
Zebunisher: time to melee them?
Abavus: Hit them with your sword
EfreetM: get the sword and the bagpipe
p3nguinkin: Knife them a question? ... I think I messed up that joke
Firnsarwen: slytqRIP
angryoptimist: @TXC2 So that big red truck would've been a burnt out wreck as soon as it was sighted, right?
TehAmelie: hit them with your chainsaw to get oodles of ammo
TXC2: angryoptimist more or less
Koios7: Shoot them in the head so you dont have to triple tap?
TehAmelie: wait wrong game
SpookyScary0_0: if it were me I would simply not run out of ammo
Firnsarwen: I would expect they'd probably do something about the truck, yeah...
manfred909: yay new gun
starlitdiscord: just get a sweet katana :D
Abavus: SpookyScary0_0, also good advice
EfreetM: go mad jack churchill on them
TXC2: lot of different guns here
Mangledpixel: engage leg hoovers
klaxxxon: A lightsaber!
manfred909: lightsaber
Abavus: You're a jedi Harry!
EfreetM: this is evil
Abavus: I don't know if this is the best or worst lightsaber
I_Am_Clockwork: what... is that building made out of?
Warmungandr: yowza
TXC2: Girders
kerbalized_: iirc there are still areas in iraq that are considered toxic/hazardous from all the depleted uranium from high caliber weapons
Warmungandr: Stark Industries built it
beregolas: I_Am_Clockwork out of steel, so it can't be melted by missile fuel
EfreetM: mark it for the drone
Firnsarwen: @kerbalized_ geez... sergeMoly
Abavus: katesWave
Koios7: Why would a civvie drive anywhere near here
Warmungandr: american tourists
PaperDoopliss: Weird, something that wasn't trying to kill us
Abavus: Koios7, out of TP
MatthewDennisMTG: because this is where they live
Koios7: Just on a sunday drive through a warzone
starlitdiscord: that car just drove through fire
angryoptimist: That's a good question, Koios7
BTC1220: Bet that was wolf
Abavus: Umm
TXC2: Koios7 closer you are to danger, further away from harm Kappa
myrddinthewizard: Lead the target, friend. lrrJAMES_SG
myrddinthewizard: NICE!
Firnsarwen: well done
kerbalized_: i had a few high school friends that went to Iraq. it was **very** chaotic. 300rnds for every kill is probably realistic
Abavus: I like that there's haptic feedback on the laser pointer
TXC2: Chirst that cheevo name
angryoptimist: "'Love' from Above"
angryoptimist: Please nobody show their love this way.
manfred909: the drone is like a particulary aggressive cat
NovaTiempo: stoo waving the TAG laser over your own guys? please :p
Firnsarwen: @TXC2 right? :o
klaxxxon: How many missiles does the drone have, lol
EfreetM: now get the orbital cannon
Warmungandr: Exterminatus?
TehAmelie: you can't hug with arms of mass destruction
klaxxxon: Do they still have Stacy?
Abavus: Checkpoint!
angryoptimist: I was gonna say--this is all messed up. But not as messed up as the Imperium.
Slacker1977: i feel these missions are longer than usual. Is that right?
TXC2: why are these game always so much?
midday_rendelnep: Is this a Van Der punch movie on the MEN network?
Warmungandr: @angryoptimist truth!
Ferisar: mw1/2 missions weren't this long, no
Abavus: That was a very well masked turret sequence
Mangledpixel: midday_rendelnep the manly man man network for man men?
TehAmelie: Vanderpunch. he Americanized it, i think
I_Am_Clockwork: MW 1/2 jumped around a lot more than this too
Abavus: Well, quite well
Abavus: I got you boo
Firnsarwen: bleh, I really should get out and go finish getting bits for halloween costumes.. x.x
Mangledpixel: game sponsored by Jack Plank's Pork-Fried Butt Steak
Despoiler98: MAWP
midday_rendelnep: @Mangledpixel yes!
TehAmelie: i can practically hear Zach Meatfist's voice
Type_One___: lrrFRUMP_BW
tearsofpirates: god that AK looks so sexy
Firnsarwen: @Type_One___ that frump looks so good in bw! :D
TXC2: this is A LOT of people attacking us
Abavus: WOW that quote
angryoptimist: Also, note: this is how we can expect most revolutions to end up.
TXC2: what the hell was that quote?
Talin06: wow this mission is so much
Firnsarwen: I missed the quote, what was it?
angryoptimist: I missed the quote, too.
TheMerricat: !time
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MatthewDennisMTG: i think this mission is intended to feel sort of overwhelming and long
RoastedGravy: Something about humanity being like an ocean, and if a few drops are dirty, the entire ocean doesn’t become dirty.
Abavus: Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." - Mahatma Gandhi
Type_One___: haha I know! I've been using it indescriminatly because I like it so much
RoastedGravy: Something like that.
starlitdiscord: so many bullets
RoastedGravy: Yeah, what Abavus said.
PaperDoopliss: Stacy has had a very bad day
Firnsarwen: Thanks @Abavus
tearsofpirates: abs lol kinda surprised that the guy didnt killed stacy when you shot first lol
Firnsarwen: Save Stacy!
NovaTiempo: Anyone else getting Natalya flasbacks?
Abavus: I didn't have time to read it to the end or who said it but I got enough to google it
Warmungandr: shoulda used those girders
RoastedGravy: Did Stacy survive?
kerbalized_: one story I heard from a friend that went to Iraq was some insurgents duct-taping several RPG rounds together and and trying to fire it
manfred909: rather big hole
BTC1220: Called it
SpookyScary0_0: how did they know which wall to breach?
Abavus: kerbalized_, that sounds like a 10/10 horrible idea
manfred909: yes Stacey is alive
Mangledpixel: oh hey, it's the Long Game intro
Ferisar: damn the game has like no downtime
Firnsarwen: @Mangledpixel sergeJustRight
Abavus: Gotta go fast
kerbalized_: @abavus it apparently leveled the small building the insurgents were in when it exploded at their feet
TheMerricat: Whelp chat, here is where I have to head out. Have fun and Good Luck @LoadingReadyRun
Abavus: kerbalized_, yea that sounds about right
TXC2: why can't we play as Farah?
Firnsarwen: Bye @TheMerricat !
RebekahWSD: lmao
TehAmelie: Hitchcock said movies are just life with the boring parts cut out. . .
Despoiler98: BOOOOOOO
starlitdiscord: boooo
Koios7: I liked it
Firnsarwen: lol :D
manfred909: slytqFacepalm
TXC2: Ok thats a good joke
manfred909: katesLol
Korlashheirtoblackblade: bad pun, yellow card
Type_One___: bye @themerricat
RoastedGravy: Gonna use that the next party I go to.
PaperDoopliss: So they only use the ugly yellow subtitles for "important" dialogue
klaxxxon: More cinderblocks!
Abavus: Sure is a hole in the wall
brainbosh: But why?
Abavus: Sure was some animator working on that for 3 months
I_Am_Clockwork: fireing hole
Ferisar: "no"
I_Am_Clockwork: what for the ambush
Caldurin: Please use it, I worked so hard on it
manfred909: Sniper time
brainbosh: Does it literally have two scopes strapped together?
angryoptimist: Well, it's no machicolation, but it'll do.
TehAmelie: are we going to marry him, or the gun?
Abavus: TehAmelie, why not both
kerbalized_: that is a thing, but usually magnifier&red dot
TXC2: TehAmelie por que no los dos?
Firnsarwen: @TehAmelie asking the real questions
Ferisar: eyy it's that sniping mission from mw`1
TXC2: wow real sniping?
MatthewDennisMTG: ah hell yeah they re-did the sniping mission from the og
TehAmelie: polygamy never works out in any society
Warmungandr: not the fruit!
Firnsarwen: the fruit!
Camthelion: MY FRUIT
Koios7: Every MW has to have real sniping
starlitdiscord: nooo why the fruit
Warmungandr: interesring
Ferisar: "Cabbage Stand, 800 meters"
JediTransmit: Yeet for distance, kobe for accuracy!
klaxxxon: It wont be real sniping in multiplayer tho
midday_rendelnep: and we we got fruit compote for our cereal
Mangledpixel: this seems like a rather convoluted way to make fruit punch
circusofkirkus: pet them!
TehAmelie: why are we fighting? cause there's no food. why is there no food? we used it for target practice
Warmungandr: wolfmen!
Abavus: jamiePuphug
starlitdiscord: DOGGO!
RoastedGravy: But we already found 2. LUL
NovaTiempo: Red car sighted! get it!
kerbalized_: the shrapnel from a 50cal blowing rocks/concrete walls is still enough to kill
TXC2: kerbalized_ good thing we're not using 50 cal then :p
Abavus: Was this a 308?
kerbalized_: ahhh makes more sense
manfred909: 338
Warmungandr: if they find out their fruit has been shot the jig is up
kerbalized_: wasnt the sniping in pripyat a 50?
Abavus: Impressive reloading while aiming down sight :P
klaxxxon: It doesn't have toggle ADS?
Warmungandr: oil can silncer incoming
Warmungandr: silencer
kerbalized_: they work super well
Abavus: Surely there's some barrels around
Abavus: The sound delay was a nice touch
klaxxxon: Oooh the sound delay is neat
Abavus: Another 3 months, this time from a sound guy :P
Firnsarwen: yeah, there are a lot of really neat touches in this game
Abavus: PogChamp
Firnsarwen: not something I'd pick up but interesting to watch
TehAmelie: i don't go in much for gun trivia, but one of these days i want to see a game where you run around with a Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-6-30
Firnsarwen: geez, nice shot
TXC2: damn that moving shot
Abavus: TehAmelie, looks like it goes *brraaaaap*
TehAmelie: it fires 6000 half-kilo bullets per minute, which turn into a 150 meter wide death zone where they hit
TXC2: them some expolsive engines :p
TXC2: TehAmelie I presume that's a fictional gun
Firnsarwen: @TXC2 yeah, I think the mythbusters did some busting on how explosive engines generally are....
TehAmelie: no, it's Russian
angryoptimist: It seems like this hold campaign is spent on the back foot.
angryoptimist: *whole campaign
Abavus: The serpentine NotLikeThis
Warmungandr: mario rules
Warmungandr: hit it 3 times
manfred909: elfunkChunk
PaperDoopliss: How did they bring this many suicide trucks during an evacuation
Firnsarwen: seabatYIKES
manfred909: got the driver
TehAmelie: bigger booms, we must be getting closer to the end
brainbosh: Ah, that's what happens when you get the driver.
Firnsarwen: @PaperDoopliss They got some advance warning of the plot
Warmungandr: I don't think the Wold is going to show up....
angryoptimist: So... this continues to be... kinda intense...
Warmungandr: man I cannot type today
Abavus: One of the ppbizonz
TXC2: how is that a Carbine?
Slacker1977: hm,seems we're setting up the big reveal of the real big bad by the Wolf
Ferisar: he's here to tell you the price is right
Abavus: Call mom?
TXC2: Ferisar get out Kappa
Ferisar: :D
Abavus: Exceptionally rude to shoot someone on the phone?
TehAmelie: you don't even do that in Quake 3 multiplayer
angryoptimist: Game pls?
manfred909: oh that is a different spot than Funko got so they move around
Koios7: Oof, the lack of awareness + constantly ignoring the wind
PaperDoopliss: Can we add "He's repositioning" to !advice, or is that too niche?
TehAmelie: it would fit well with "you passed it"
Ferisar: and then they strafe you
Warmungandr: the air strike was in you the whole time
angryoptimist: Probably too niche.
Abavus: Ferisar, I was expecting that to be the "twist"
Zebunisher: that was excessive
beregolas: why did they bomb the mortar teams, instead of the actual assault or the target?
TehAmelie: wow, they really don't work with five wheels
beregolas: or is it wrong to question COD logic?
Abavus: The maintenance team is going to be so pissed swapping out all those tires
TXC2: beregolas take a wild guess Kapap
TehAmelie: "am i the only one shooting anything in this whole war?"
Makimachine: So the enemy is like the Borg, they keep adapting?
Abavus: Double kill PogChamp
klaxxxon: Is there a war with russia in this?
P4r7YG0D: so, what are channel points?... why is light mode on? and how is james doing?
Slacker1977: no
Firnsarwen: @klaxxxon I'm not sure, I'm so confused xD
TXC2: Pretty sure a US soilder killing Russians would start a war
Rufran: oh wow, is that dismemberment? has a CoD game even had that since WaW?
Firnsarwen: @TXC2 right?
PaperDoopliss: Also why are the Russians attacking this random-ass village? Is it going to be a plot point that they're in league with the Wolf?
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah Channel poins appear to be new?
angryoptimist: I mean, we have them ostensibly allying with someone who attacked a US embassy, so that point may already be passed.
TXC2: P4r7YG0D you earn points for watching, can spend them on stuff, like moding emotes
Abavus: TXC2, they were very clear about not wanting to shoot russians at the start of the game
tenthtechpriest: tacticool head clicking? on LRR stream?
Abavus: Guess that's no longer a problem
PaperDoopliss: We might still have plausible deniability as an "insurgent"
angryoptimist: Modded emotes, like this: katesRip_SG lrrEFF_TK
PaperDoopliss: Less so after that air strike of course
beregolas: they really don'T teach much to their soliders in russia... "here, take a rifle, and run straight at them, you'll do fine"
PaperDoopliss: Look, it worked in WWII
beregolas: "but I didn't get a rifle Officer" "yes, but the guy in front of you has one, he won't be needing his soon"
Abavus: But what if you edited emotes with channel points lrrSPOOP_TK
circusofkirkus: uh
PaperDoopliss: Wait what the hell
Ferisar: oh no sylvanas why
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
klaxxxon: More war crimes!!
manfred909: found the gas
Warmungandr: oh my god it's DIIIIIIP
TheElrad: wrong way
Abavus: lrrJUDGE for sure
beregolas: welp, do we have a war crim counter yet?
TheElrad: wrong way James
beregolas: *crime
TheElrad: also, I knew it was him all along
circusofkirkus: !warcrime
angryoptimist: katesRip_SG
Abavus: Oooh
angryoptimist: Or not RIP.
Abavus: Scripted "death"
thornyberry: I thought it was going to be a cod4 moment
starlitdiscord: ah, more war crimes
Slacker1977: Aha, it was Hadir all along... makes sense?
kerbalized_: well, its not sarin cuz it's green
TXC2: NotLikeThis
kerbalized_: mustard?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: not like this
Firnsarwen: Not Farah! I liked her
Abavus: kerbalized_, legally distinct Chemical Weapon Gas
Warmungandr: HADIR NOOOO
kerbalized_: aaahhhh
PaperDoopliss: How does this even happen without word getting out
TXC2: what a Tweeest
Firnsarwen: I hope so, yeah!
RebekahWSD: Well THATs a jump
tenthtechpriest: meanwhile, in the past
beregolas: !pardonfuck
Abavus: In the year 2000!
Firnsarwen: wai..... ok?
Rufran: the long, long time ago of 2000
Korlashheirtoblackblade: yay arbitrary flashback
circusofkirkus: does the gas trigger a flashback in us
angryoptimist: T w e e s t
Ferisar: back in the original modern warfare
TehAmelie: so many centuries ago
red_shoes_jeff: OK?
PaperDoopliss: I feel like this is Hadir's flashback?
Abavus: Remember the astral projection from earlier? This is just more of that. And the gas is actually alchemy
TehAmelie: by the way does Price disappear every time it gets hairy or is it just me?
Ferisar: ah yes press F to Brick
Wilcroft: Good eye covering there, kid
TehAmelie: and now we're blind
Firnsarwen: "cover" your eyes? How about close 'em and look away?
PaperDoopliss: D'awww, tragic backstory
Vyous: Why are they all speaking english?
angryoptimist: Probably so we can understand them?
TXC2: Vyous translation convention
TehAmelie: if One Piece taught me one thing, it's that a tragic flashback is the only thing in the world that can really kill someone
Abavus: I think the uncanny valley would be too much to cross there
klaxxxon: Is alex controlling this? Is this interactive at all?
Pteraspidomorphi: I mean Hollywood is half-CGI these days anyway
TacitusVigil: Save money on translators, and fictional country might not have actual language.
thornyberry: didn't they do that in the last cod game?
klaxxxon: James I mean
Abavus: unless you get the graphics perfect it would be a weird shift
JediTransmit: Star Trek universal translator?
Koios7: You were playing as her to start, James
Joalni: Speed reading subtitles during the action wouldn't work as well.
Xenotechie: I wonder if they let you be lethally stupid
TXC2: trust me, Disney is working on that thec
BTC1220: Would you like some war crimes with your war crimes?
Mangledpixel: does the girl get to call in air strikes?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: James "little girl" Turner
TacitusVigil: These games have made mistakes trying to use 'local' languages...I think a COD game used Arabic in Iran at one point?
PaperDoopliss: I don't mind the English at all. Everyone here's an Arabic-speaker, so there's not a lot of need to distinguish
TehAmelie: if they didn't have accents it would hardly be noticeable
Abavus: Yea I feel like the English in these scenes is basically pretranslated
JoeKim: hello friends
Abavus: The accents are kind of weird but that's the normal way to do it
JoeKim: how's the murdering?
TXC2: hello JoeKim welcome
manfred909: Morning Joe
Warmungandr: murderrific
Abavus: JoeKim, extremely illegal
PaperDoopliss: Ooh, Hadir was the only one who didn't get a firsthand view of Russian Gas and other horrors of war, hence why he's more willing to dive in.
Firnsarwen: Hi @JoeKim sergeHi
PaperDoopliss: Writing!
JoeKim: sounds like a CoD game
JoeKim: full of warcrimes
TehAmelie: storytelling!
Warmungandr: PUNCH HIM
Abavus: PaperDoopliss, dedication!
Warmungandr: YESSS
angryoptimist: Absolutely packed to the brim with war crimes.
circusofkirkus: hide != punch
starlitdiscord: fill this game with war crimes?
Xenotechie: I think we could do without the accents, you know, like Chernobyl did it with Russian
Warmungandr: NOW PUNCH HIM
klaxxxon: @Xenotechie Yeah that was great, use the idioms without the accent
Warmungandr: oh dang
PaperDoopliss: @Xenotechie We could, but this would require them to have a thoughtful consistent idea of what they were doing
Fugi: Yooo way to go dad
Firnsarwen: smoke? is something on fire?
Abavus: Bye dad
TehAmelie: MGS3 did it so well with just a line about how good Snake's russian is
Fugi: Didn't realize this was Let's Nope
PaperDoopliss: Man, look at all these perfectly good hiding spots we're not allowed to use
Abavus: Hide somewhere that's not on fire
PaperDoopliss: I assume they both got punched
Ferisar: hadir died 20 years ago! what a twist!
Firnsarwen: is it just like, play ring around the rosie with the searching soldiers?
manfred909: go prone?
angryoptimist: Well, this is fucked up.
Ferisar: show me your moves
Wilcroft: game?
Mangledpixel: show me what you got
tenthtechpriest: now punch him in the dick
beregolas: I think you bricked the AI
TXC2: now why can't we punch his knees?
Ferisar: lmao
circusofkirkus: wtf
Xenotechie: I don't know why, but I feel like I'd appreciate the emotional impact here a lot more if I didn't know it was CoD. I suspect it's because I know we'll be gunning down russians by the hundreds in like half an hour.
angryoptimist: game pls
thornyberry: he just shot a little girl D:
manfred909: you need a weapon
Firnsarwen: oooh find a weapon to kill the soldier, huh?
Morrigan9: little girl OP. nerf
endoforder: find weapon
Warmungandr: hide...and by hide, we mean find a weapon to kill the soldier
Rufran: does your dad have a weapon?
klaxxxon: Under the bed seems too obvious
Abavus: Xenotechie, no no, that was the past 15 minutes
TehAmelie: where are we getting their names from?
Ferisar: whose
Rufran: it told you to find a weapon in the death screen
I_Am_Clockwork: it said Find a Weapon when you died
Firnsarwen: Yeah, but just before you died it changed objectives to find a weapon to kill the soldier
TehAmelie: Russian J-12 and his brother Russian J-13. their parents were very odd
Ferisar: that's very spotty russian
Korlashheirtoblackblade: weapon on your father's body? he had a knife earlier
Ferisar: hah
TXC2: really? Russian doesn't have a word for sniper?
Abavus: Now I'm just wondering what language is the russian supposed to be speaking when he speaks english
Xenotechie: it's a loanword if I recall corrently, no point inventing your own
Pteraspidomorphi: Portuguese doesn't have a single word for sniper
Ferisar: ^
Xenotechie: my russian classes were a long time ago, though
red_shoes_jeff: A KNIFE!
RebekahWSD: "Don't be afraid as I come to murder you"
Firnsarwen: oh he's actually looking under things now!
TehAmelie: we call them crawl-shooters
Warmungandr: CHUCKY TIME
Ferisar: sniper is sniper in most languages probably
Wilcroft: get'm James!
manfred909: get em James
Warmungandr: you have to wait for him to fall asleep
Firnsarwen: game why?
Rufran: I dont think you can kill him by stabbing his shins
TacitusVigil: COD games do a dece job of making you hate the people they want you to hate.
Ferisar: lmao
Rufran: hahaha
Fugi: this is dumb
Abavus: The jukes!
angryoptimist: katesLol
circusofkirkus: gdi
TehAmelie: give em the razzle dazzle
Xenotechie: well, we'll have clips at least
Firnsarwen: oh man
Mangledpixel: [clown music]
TXC2: Footsies
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol
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Warmungandr: dang
CoyoteSans: Benny Hill Music over the tragic backstory scene
Ferisar: omfg
Wilcroft: Ankle shanking time?
BTC1220: Benny Hill and the Scooby Doo gang would be proud
PaperDoopliss: Turns out, if you want to make a survival horror game, you should probably put effort into it
Fugi: the dialogue is kinda messed up
Abavus: This guy has no chill
TehAmelie: that's not a nice thing to call a child
Warmungandr: I think you want him to look and then stab him in the eye
Pteraspidomorphi: By the way, is this guy Buff Frog?
Zebunisher: certainly the soldier has to bleed out after *some* amount of time,right?
manfred909: much better
TXC2: we should have cut this guys ankles like 20 times by now
Firnsarwen: ooo, that's a good idea @Warmungandr
Fugi: pretty sure he could just shoot through the wall too
Rufran: you can only hurt him with the sneak attacks, it looks like
Koios7: Probably gotta stab him a few times
manfred909: getting there
Firnsarwen: oh, sneak attack, that's good to know
PaperDoopliss: I think we have to do multiple sneak attacks?
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Xenotechie: noo, james, no simple stabby stabby, gotta neak up on him because the game says so
p3nguinkin: there was another knife in the kitchen
Ferisar: i think you have to sneak him multiple times
Koios7: And not all at once
circusofkirkus: multiple sneak stabbies
Pteraspidomorphi: I just thought this guy sounds like Buff Frog from Star vs, and checked and Buff Frog's VA is listed in the credits for this videogame so...
BTC1220: Stab and run?
Durknon: isnt there a prompt or something if you sneak up on him?
Abavus: NotLikeThis
Fugi: stab the other leg
CoyoteSans: this is like a GTA mission where you have to do a bunch of cinematic stuff the games does a por job of conveying you need and how to do
klaxxxon: Home Alone: Modern Warfare
Rufran: yeah, I dont know what was up that time
beregolas: this is even more ridiculous than I remember CoD
TXC2: snake attack,,,from the front
starlitdiscord: what in the world
Abavus: how and why is this
brainbosh: Sneak attack as he his shooting you in the face.
Xenotechie: I'm not a game dev, but I suspect this bit of the game may have been executed a bit better
Ferisar: how many sharp housing utilities can you stick a russian soldier with, the game
Firnsarwen: Geez, ok, I can only take so much of this and I need to go get stuff done, so thanks for the stream, James! and have fun, Chat, James!
Abavus: Oh there you go
kerbalized_: its like in Black ops 1, running around with ballistic knife only
Firnsarwen: lrrHEART lrrDARK
TXC2: so long Firnsarwen have fun
circusofkirkus: tag team title!
Warmungandr: it's working....
Fugi: Welp
RebekahWSD: Christ
Firnsarwen: @TXC2 thanks!
Fugi: OH NO
starlitdiscord: oh uh
Ferisar: christ game
Perivale: oh god
BTC1220: Just dont run with scissors kids
CoyoteSans: well, that sure was a thing ths game made us roleplay just now
TehAmelie: no more time paradoxes
kerbalized_: jeeeeeesus
Ferisar: hadir: "HOW ABOUT THAT LOOT"
RebekahWSD: "make sure the fucker is dead" ?
PaperDoopliss: This kid's going to grow up to be a great adventurer
Perivale: this is rather horrible
Fugi: How far into the campaign are we
Morrigan9: kid wants loot. he's a gamer
TXC2: Kids grow up fast in a war zone
red_shoes_jeff: This kid's ready to go!
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:04:09.
Warmungandr: I have to head out, catch you all later
TXC2: so long Warmungandr have fun
Abavus: Much longer than it needed to be
Perchipy: This kid has a bright future
Warmungandr: oh wait, I guess I have to cry first
CoyoteSans: i'd say this is this game's award bait scene... but it''s a video game
TXC2: CoyoteSans thay have awards for games
Makimachine: Never give up? Never surrender?
Ferisar: ah, the quote to make hadir use gas
TacitusVigil: I get the feeling we'll hear that again. "Never back down"
TXC2: never back down, use chemical weapons
Abavus: I just can't even
sing_o_muse: Press F to pry the locks
Makimachine: And now we're quoting Aliens also.
kerbalized_: f
Korlashheirtoblackblade: why is this mission still going
TXC2: Gods know
Abavus: 20 more minutes of gameplay
beregolas: aaaaand they killed a dog...
TXC2: they killed a dog? shit John Wicks gonna be after them
circusofkirkus: such sneak
klaxxxon: doesthedogdie? Yes
red_shoes_jeff: Can't see shit in a gas mask.
starlitdiscord: noooo
TacitusVigil: I suppose the mask *could* be messing with their peripheral vision but...probably to raise the tension.
sing_o_muse: gas masks tend to dampen a lot of senses
thornyberry: @TacitusVigil I have no clue why they can't hear though
Xenotechie: I don't even think you get chemical weapons that work reliably enough that your dudes can just walk in with gasmasks and clean up store
TehAmelie: the twist is, Hadir thinks he's the John Wick but it's Farah
Mushbie: just got here. has James committed any war crimes yet?
TXC2: Mushbie we started with that
Irsaan: How early in the game are we?
CoyoteSans: are those poppies
Mushbie: @txc2 willy pete?
beregolas: more than one war crime so far?
TacitusVigil: Seems like COD games just do that now as the standard thing to shock the player.
TXC2: Irsaan about 3 hours in
Irsaan: Thanks
Xenotechie: that's just cartoonishly evil
TXC2: Mushbie no we droped white phosphorous on a chemical plant
kerbalized_: seabatYIKES
RebekahWSD: "Don't worry, we have the power of video games on our side"
Ferisar: child of duty eh
Mushbie: @txc2 willy pete is a military nickname for white phosphorus. but okay
TehAmelie: there was probably something war crimey about the way we walked into the country at night with guns drawn in the first second of game
TXC2: Mushbie ah I see
RebekahWSD: ohgods
Xenotechie: well, that was certainly realistic
Abavus: KAPOW
Irsaan: That went not great
TXC2: are we like 8 or something?
manfred909: it is a big gun
sing_o_muse: yeah, we're a child
TXC2: it's probably "only" a .357
manfred909: yes only
TehAmelie: i'm more curious how they know we're a "her" from a shot from the bushes
klaxxxon: Luka and Andrei
BTC1220: I’m gonna call them to death!
Abavus: I'm just surprised how casually they handled the chemical weapon like it's a gas that just smells really bad that you can handle for a while no problem
kerbalized_: hiding in the poppies
Xenotechie: and thus ends the story of andrew and luke
manfred909: elfunkChunk
Abavus: Actually, less surprised, more disappointed
TXC2: we had a gun!
sing_o_muse: don't we need a brick first
TehAmelie: all chemical weapons are tear gas right
Ferisar: snap back to reality?
TehAmelie: we forgot to chant "protect me, gun"
starlitdiscord: that was... weird
beregolas: so, did we flash back to our friends memories? that's one hell of a drug
Xenotechie: seriously, one of those russians gets a cut, he's out of it
sing_o_muse: synchronized flailing!
red_shoes_jeff: @Ferisar Oh, there goes gravity!
Abavus: Oh it was an anesthetic
Abavus: everyone is fine
Abavus: lrrAWESOME
TacitusVigil: We have lots of people to get at this point.
thornyberry: idk it doesn't seem like they are the type to call each other weekly
angryoptimist: "Un-ass the target" could also be advice, were it not too specific to this.
TheElrad: oh, I knew it like hours ago
Abavus: Remember to take breaks jamieCare
kerbalized_: joe kim is live
TehAmelie: she didn't to to protect him which i guess is the only thing on honor that's happened so far
TehAmelie: *of
beregolas: wait, we're not yet?
TehAmelie: oh wait, this wasn't Medal of Honor. my wordplay
manfred909: @LoadingReadyRun JoeKim says Sure
TXC2: how are we not already at war with russia ?
sing_o_muse: I guess chemical weapons are thicker than blood
Drew_64: is this pre original modern-warfare? or an alt timeline?
Mushbie: I recently learned that there is an antidote for saryn gas. but it makes you trip balls.
Ferisar: alt timeline/reboot @Drew_64
sing_o_muse: alt timeline i think
I_Am_Clockwork: @Drew_64 a reboot
Xenotechie: damn, that's some high res spycams
PaperDoopliss: Aww,I really wanted a Saddam Mountain Stronghold JPG for us a storm
Koios7: It's occurring to me that Alex is basically (or very similar to) that guy from the Jack Ryan amazon series
Koios7: If Im remembering the right series
I_Am_Clockwork: yup
Abavus: Yes
TXC2: yeap we can hear him
TehAmelie: let's shoot our friends! that's much more fun than shooting strangers
Joalni: Time for... One More?
Mushbie: loud and clear
angryoptimist: We can hear him.
BTC1220: It’s time for the shoot n scoot
angryoptimist: A Jeej!
Abavus: It's the J Squad
Abavus: I have decided
Abavus: Uh oh
angryoptimist: Joe/Jeej/James--yep, J-Squad!
Abavus: slytqRIP
sing_o_muse: ayy updat stream!
Drew_64: J-cubed
TacitusVigil: But what abuot Mouth Squad?
TXC2: 8 gigs would take me 5 hours to download :P
Xenotechie: man, back in my days, 8 gigs got you the entire game, and I know there's probably someone here who had an 8 gig hard disk
Abavus: Am I just a someone to you, James? BibleThump I thought we were friends
Abavus: (jk)
Morrigan9: bak in my day whole games were 8 gig lrrFRUMP
F1SHOR: jordan just say magic is great easy win lol
TXC2: Pioneer AKA no we can't just give you extended for no good reason
TehAmelie: back in my day games advertised themselves as being 8 megabits
Xenotechie: i'm just happy pioneer has no fetches, and everyone can finally see how great that is
Abavus: It explodes my brain that the first thing games read from settings is something other than audio levels. Full blown audio during startup is the worst
TXC2: ^
RebekahWSD: Absolutely miserable when that happens, Abavus
Abavus: Also I wish I could get this kind of internet lrrAWW
red_shoes_jeff: Not to worry, we have the impressive stache to hold our attention.
RebekahWSD: I thought you said "A few months" at first and was not prepared for that wait
TXC2: 2 gigs in 1 secound? man I'd love that internet Kappa
angryoptimist: Some games get it right, so I *know* it can be done.
manfred909: <message deleted>SHUT THE FUCK UP JAMES
The_Color_Twelve: I wish something like that was available
angryoptimist: Therefore, there is NO excuse for doing it wrong!
sithenin: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_HF lrrARROW
TXC2 stares in 4mbps
plunko69: Hi James!
manfred909: this would take me all day to download
beregolas: germany is worse... 6MB/s down is good here
Roland_Malius: I think my Steam is going crazy, it's saying it's gonna take 6 days to download a game.....
NovaTiempo: oof. UK here, I'm UPGRADING to 30/10 mb
Xenotechie: ayy, low bitrate buddies @TXC2
TStodden: I need to overhaul my LAN so I can fully utilize my connection.
I_Am_Clockwork: speed test while downloading something, eh?
Abavus: I have an unreliable 50, so it's much better than what is available for many, but it's 2019..!
manfred909: far
Mushbie: I think it's because the game "has" to load you profile over the internet. totally the wrong way to do it
kerbalized_: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TwoSenses: I have 100/100 and only got 10 MB/s max downloading The Outer Worlds
beregolas: you need to stop the download for that I guess
Abavus: zoomies!
angryoptimist cries in couple hundred kilobits upload.
The_Color_Twelve: Paying for the top shelf locally I would get advertised speed of 400 mb/s
TXC2: this test is WHILE you're downloaing
BasilHunter: Running a speedtest while downloading?
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TStodden: That's SO TYPICAL... & I'm on a 1 Gbps connection.
myrddinthewizard: 7 GB Cool Game!
myrddinthewizard: or perhaps Cool James...lrrJAMES_SG
Abavus: TwoSenses, should cap around 12 as it's 100M divided by 8
myrddinthewizard: lrrJAMES_SG
TXC2: why is this game on Bilzznet?
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BTC1220: James are you a big CoD fan or is this just one that you wanted to check out?
angryoptimist: Activision-Blizzard, yo.
Abavus: Oh, right, this has the exact same name as the old game...
TXC2: I guess they needed to replace game I have 100% blanked on :p
angryoptimist: I like how people just call it "Codblops."
Abavus: weird
Abavus: You'd think marketing could come up with a few more names
Xenotechie: I am so incredibly cynical of what kind of messed-up monetisation is going to get implemented in this game
Abavus: Some of the big CoD players were really confused about lack of FFA on launch
陽菜: Pride goes before a fall.
klaxxxon: @Xenotechie That's exactly why I am not going to buy it, at least not early on
Mushbie: ground war? why not ground beef?
BTC1220: Gun game was always a fun one with friends
theroyalscions: hi James this is my favorite twitch channel ever
Abavus: Mushbie, you want any crimes with that war?
TehAmelie: the game's so bright and sunny you need shades
TXC2: hello theroyalscions welcome
angryoptimist: @TXC2 The game wouldn't let them do BUTTS.
angryoptimist: Or BUTT or anything like that.
theroyalscions: thus is my favorite twitch channel
Abavus: Oh look, it's legally distinct Putin
Mushbie: @abavus yeah can I get a side of "incendiary weapon use"?
Xenotechie: ah, big bushy beard, the true sign of an operator
Abavus: Mushbie, sorry, we're all out, all we got is Legally Distinct Chemical Weapons
Mangledpixel: the avatars appear to have wrestling intros
Xenotechie: seriously, all the army folks I've talked to say the best way to tell a spec ops dude is by the beard
TehAmelie: huh, i thought they made up that for the horned aliens in Saga
angryoptimist: That's surprising to me.
manfred909: Cod is Cod
myrddinthewizard: @Mangledpixel Wow, You are not wrong.
TXC2: well yeah, most soliders aren't allowed to have facial hair
kerbalized_: if they have a beard and are in the navy, then theyre submariners. More lax regs for some reason
Mushbie: @abavus do you have any mustard(gas)
red_shoes_jeff: Alright, Imma have a nap before my game tonight. PEACE!
Abavus: Mushbie, let me look in the back
angryoptimist: Didn't beards go away in military culture because it interfered with gas masks?
kerbalized_: basically
angryoptimist: And I'd expect special ops people would have occasion to use those...
TXC2: kerbalized_ fun story, if they have a beard, it has to be full face, and they have to get permission to shave it
TehAmelie: if you're attacked with chemical weapons in a submarine you may have bigger problems than a gas mask can fix
BTC1220: Is ground war kind of like an Arma thing?
Xenotechie: @kerbalized_ i mean, if you're gonna get stuck underwater for weeks at a time in one of the finest methods to induce cabin fever known to man, you probably don't want to stress them out by unnecessary regs
kerbalized_: @TXC2 lol yup. I almost went subs before I got medically disqualified
TXC2: angryoptimist spec ops also operation far from base for extended period of time, so personal grooming goes out the window
Abavus: Also spec ops want to look cool
kerbalized_: turns out the navy doesn't like adderall, even if you have a prescription
Mushbie: @btc1220 I think it's battlefield clone mode
Abavus: That was one heck of a yeet on that nade
TehAmelie: by the way Gravel is a fun little comic that may be relevant to people watching this
TehAmelie: William Gravel is a SAS combat magician
Morrigan9: is that sildier 76 VA?
Morrigan9: soldier
Abavus: Did they confirm BR mode yet?
angryoptimist: What does Serially Attached SCSI have to do with this? Kappa
Abavus: I thought the previous game did well?
kerbalized_: "how did that not kill him?!" ah yes, the mantra of CoD
TehAmelie: good, precision airstrike. you don't want any loose and sloppy airstrikes
Abavus: *previous BR
Xenotechie: that seems like some questionable level design
Abavus: I need to sleep. Bye Chat. Thanks for chatting about war crimes with me. Bye James. Have a nice stream. lrrHEART
Xenotechie: i mean, chest-high walls are ugly, but they have some purpose
TXC2: so long Abavus sleep well
Xenotechie: also, night!
angryoptimist: G'night Abavus
RebekahWSD: Sleep well!
TXC2: this russian VA super sounds like a guy from Metal gear Rising
klaxxxon: This seems infuriating
Robot_Bones: I'm terrible at these games, I can't see where anything is. At least in overwatch everything stands out
TXC2: it's because we're watching you james Kappa
Despoiler98: Ka BOOOOM
angryoptimist: So, was James just killed by a "Eff this guy in particular" drone strike?
Despoiler98: I think it was "fuck everyone in this vicinity" drone strike
Koios7: Has James gotten a kill yet?
angryoptimist: Was anyone else in the vicinity?
TXC2: a "to whom it may concern" strike
I_Am_Clockwork: he,... was standing right there
Koios7: He was standing there the whole time
I_Am_Clockwork: you looked right at him
kerbalized_: LUL LUL
Xenotechie: he was standing by you for a solid five seconds
TheJoe743: He was chilling there the whole time
Koios7: Damn, he got a kill
TehAmelie: this is like 20% more chaotic than the campaign
angryoptimist: Enemy cluster strike? Geez. Don't you hate it when they strike your cluster?
Koios7: Maybe stop walking into the open?
angryoptimist: lrrEFF_TK
Koios7: And learn what the blood compass means
Koios7: succinHead
kerbalized_: PoTG?
angryoptimist: Is this a !findquote r1 situation?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: PoTG is an odd choice for a CoD game
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TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TheElrad: that's 2 attachments
I_Am_Clockwork: Later @TXC2
TheElrad: does a perk coun?
angryoptimist: Take it easy, TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming James
angryoptimist: lrrDOTS
sithenin: lrrCIRCLE_HF
myrddinthewizard: lrrRUN
angryoptimist: lrrARROW
BTC1220: Why is your character just wearing a tracksuit? That seems not tactical or tacticool
Ferisar: is his character russian?
Ferisar: there's your answer
angryoptimist: That's kinda messed up.
BTC1220: I probably should’ve guessed
Mushbie: [Gopnik intensifies]
mistborn83: you have a care package
mistborn83: opps whoops
CruzJ66: Yo wassup bro is this cod even good or nah
mistborn83: first look. I think this looks pretty good
sithenin: lrrDOTS_HF lrrCIRCLE_HF lrrARROW
CruzJ66: Cuz I’m on the fence about either getting this or getting D2 Shadowkeep
CruzJ66: Is it true it plays like R6 too?
angryoptimist: I had to look it up. Apparently "gopnik" is yet another word for poor/assumed-criminal people, but Russian--and is where the "squatting slav" stereotype is associated.
angryoptimist: It is derived, apparently, from the term for street robbery.
Mushbie: @angryoptimist yup. try searching for a "song" three stripes
Mushbie: of course a reference to the three stripes on Adidas clothing
mistborn83: is this cross platform?
manfred909: yes
manfred909: fully cross platform
mistborn83: will LRR have a group or is it private?
manfred909: and you can use KbM on console without extra hardware
CruzJ66: This might be a weird question but would y’all recommend this or D2 Shadowkeep?
Ferisar: @manfred909 daaaamn
Mushbie: wait is the gun James is using an MP5 veriant?
Mushbie: because if so, why no mp5 slap?
Ferisar: lol
Despoiler98: Where were you carrying that?
Despoiler98: Did James pull a .50cal out of his ass?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I feel like the shield turret might not be the best fit for your class/team deathmatch in general
Despoiler98: neat particle affects
Ferisar: red light green light
angryoptimist: Servers pls?
Korlashheirtoblackblade: I have my bet - a clusterfudge
Despoiler98: eeeehheeeeheee
Meark: We Goldeneye all up in here
GraceTveit: When did CoD become Battlefield?
manfred909: recently
Perivale: parking seemed subpar
Despoiler98: This is the kinda game I like thats why I do Battlefield
Despoiler98: LOVE flying the transport choppers dropping off dudes
TehAmelie: they could only afford stairs that went up
atrociouslyambisinister: I am not especially interested in the Duty Telephone but James is okay
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Talin06: when did CoD become BF?
kerbalized_: LUL LUL LUL
TehAmelie: what a way for a war hero to die
theneatestburrito: Not even playing minecraft...
The_Color_Twelve: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Friedent: Fall damage confirmed working
icce86: I really thought this is BF
CaptainSpam: We've finished shootying the m'ns, and now it's multiplayer time?
TehAmelie: maybe it's a trick challenge and there aren't actually any assault rifles
kerbalized_: what gun again?
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TehAmelie: this is not how i expected Kingslayer book 3 to look
Mysticman89: Is its possible its x headshots in a single match?
kerbalized_: that was atleast 2 headshots right
TehAmelie: why does the game have pop-up ads for itself in the game?
BTC1220: Capitalism.
Mangledpixel: TehAmelie those are the banners of the people James is killing
Fracaswell: ooh, i hear a-10s!
TehAmelie: some of them are clearly banners for the game
TehAmelie: jeez you crushed that game
kerbalized_: def not counting
kerbalized_: you had atleast 2
Despoiler98: Probably a bug
Mangledpixel: ah, it's 'Assult Rifles', plural, you need to double-wield :P
SerBrautigan: one of my daily challenges is bugged as well :/
ozzybrat: is this like online with other players or are they up against computer generated players
SquareDotCube: it's probably doing the BS thing where you're weilding a carbine and not an assualt rifle
TehAmelie: it could be a comical commentary on the assault rifle semantics debate
TehAmelie: doesn't seem like this game's wheelhouse but still
kerbalized_: they obviously coded "count_headshout+" rather than "++" lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: ooh maybe they wrote "headshout"
TehAmelie: Kappa
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun James, I think I know what the problem with the headshots are, you see Headshots are for Operators :P
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TehAmelie: jamieOopsie has been called?
seth_erickson: How has the stream been
fiftymcnasty: cool game
ritchards: !next
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DipneaDragon: Canlander league for FNPF?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @DipneaDragon Pioneer
DipneaDragon: Do we have decklists?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not that I'm aware of, but I just got home 10 minutes ago.
seth_erickson: I know there's Mardu Aristocrats, Copycat, Atarka Goblins, and I can't remember the fourth
DipneaDragon: It's cool to see a new format, where it seems like there could be new brews around
Juliamon: Golgari Elves
seth_erickson: I meant Mardu Pyromancer not aristocrats
BrowneePoints: I'm just excited for Jeskai Ascendancy and Temur Ascendancy Combo tbh
DipneaDragon: I dont like how this format is going to make rotated cards still expensive :c
bvorhies: What’s the stream for tonight ?
Juliamon: Pioneer
bvorhies: What ??
bvorhies: That
bvorhies: Is it magic ?
BrowneePoints: yes
Juliamon: I'm gonna write up a !pioneer right now
bvorhies: O thanks James .. keep up the good work.also saw road quest epic!!
douevenply: ello ello
kerbalized_: "!pioneer: you have died of dysentery"
TehAmelie: pioneer: if Voldemort was smart his horcrux would be here now
TehAmelie: have "fun"
SquareDotCube: because you've certainly won public
TheWooglie: They added one to battlefield
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
TheWooglie: Is it multiplayer?
Juliamon: !pioneer
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Korlashheirtoblackblade: thanks for the stream James
Enchubisco: !next
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