Solipsody: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
Metric_Furlong: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ready... to use my hands.
Diabore: well that was fun, time for everyone to file in for dice friends
Rivulatus_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
djalternative: hello fellow gamers
margieargie: Alright, just finished watching some LRR content, time for LRR content!
Rhonlore: Gimme more Adam
malc: #content
paladinr: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Road Quest was so good this week
Juliamon: There may have been some RQ-related !advice added today.
malc: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
djalternative: adam will be going down his own adventure road right now.
malc: LRRbot it's malc not milk but nice try
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always filled with existential dread.
Solipsody: I don't have any cow juice, so I guess I'll crack a beer.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wouldnt; cow juice be blood?
djalternative: depends on how you juice it
Solipsody: The important thing is: Get the pulp-free. You don't want the pulp, trust me.
blip2004: sounds like an Outer Worlds product
Bobtheninjagoldfish: like.. if you push a cow through a're getting blood.
Juliamon: With pulp is just cottage cheese.
Questhere: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
blip2004: @Juliamon ugh, no. don't make me sick pls
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon I mean, you're not wrong
malc: wow, juliamon
Bobtheninjagoldfish: MMmmm Cottage Cheese.
djalternative: thanks I hate it
lord_of_the_ramp: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Solipsody: I liked cottage cheese when I lived in Alberta, but it's different out east. Wrong somehow.
Juliamon: I like cottage cheese, especially with cinnamon, honey, and pear in it
Juliamon: The pear helps distract from the texture
Solipsody: The texture was the best part!
djalternative: I have nothing against it. I was just referencing the newest crapshot
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
margieargie: The other two help you distract from the fact that you could have used something better as the substrate to your cinnamon/honey/pear.
Sarah_Serinde: That last crapshot was *so good*, I loved Kathleen and Cori in it
djalternative: I kinda just want more thanks I hate its
Solipsody: I disagree with their views, but I support their right to express them. Via Patreon.
red_shoes_jeff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, red_shoes_jeff! (Today's storm count: 5)
djalternative: like as a podcast like the anthroposcene reviewed
Freezerassasin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam as he fights his way through some books. It's time for another Fighting Fantasy.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (45s from now).
Solipsody: Anyone know which book Adam's doing? Is it the Many Pits of Falling-Into-Pits-Valley, or The Pit Monster of the PIt You Just Fell Into?
margieargie: Oh, I see Atmosfear is on the schedule for AFK... I wonder if it'll actually work this time?
djalternative: they claim it will
Solipsody: We've heard that before.
Juliamon: margieargie They've tested it and confirmed it will
malc: I hope Paul hasn't been subjected to hundreds of test runs
Lex_Peacekeeper: @margieargie they got a new dvd and tested to find a player it works with should be good
Solipsody: Forced to play through every possible path through teh game... That's the real Nightmare(tm).
TheWarbo: I feel like James said "it works now" and then Paul made an "uhhh" sound
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrADAM_SG
YawnLance: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL
chi7891: I just got a notification that they’re going live with dice friends. I thought it was canceled until after desert bus
djalternative: time to put adam in a pumpkin
Pteraspidomorphi: As long as it doesn't crash half way through
djalternative: lrrADAM_PK
Pteraspidomorphi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Pteraspidomorphi! (Today's storm count: 6)
malc: chi7891: Cameron's campaign is. this is a one-off
Diabore: @chi7891 fighting fantasy adam stream
IsThis___Art: Chat! Hello! Less than 2 weeks til Desert Bus!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel pretty confident about the new Nightmare DVD. Let's say.... 95%
Tomasu82 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
korvys: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #2147: "I don't... want... a pit?" —Graham [2016-03-23]
zuchen_120: yas! also, nice premier!
x0den: hello!
seth_erickson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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Solipsody: @LoadingReadyRun So it'll work until 5% from the end?
Sarah_Serinde: chi7891 Cameron's campaign was moved because they didn't have enough time to do all the episodes before DB. But that didn't mean they couldn't do other short things :)
Pangogie subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Pangogie: -shrugs-
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Pangogie! (Today's storm count: 9)
IsThis___Art: when Nightmare again?
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5252: "MY DONGLE!" —Adam [2018-08-11]
chi7891: I ❤️ Road Quest!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is running Dice Friends solo tonight with another edition of ADAM. READS. A. BOOK! More specifically Citadel of Chaos by Steve Jackson in the Fighting Fantasy book series. | 📷 ||
I_Am_Clockwork subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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Kramburger: 1advice
trogdoorthedoorinator: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Diabore: @IsThis___Art wednesday
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
Drasvin: Time to fight some fantasy. You through the book at the elves, right?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Drasvin! (Today's storm count: 11)
Solipsody: Ooh, Steve Jackson! Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time...
TheWooglie: *Throw
Nigouki: huzzah, i'm perfectly on time
ninja_theory_ashrams: we're here
Drasvin: whoops. Oh well.
kusinohki: hello my friends of dice!
Science_and_Magic: Hello again chat
tidehollowcat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Drasvin: nakateYo Hello chat
Vezon46: did someone say dadam savidad is gonna be reading me a bedtime story?
Dots53: Hello all
domslashryan: I just flew in from YouTube, and boy are my fingers tired
Solipsody: @Vezon46 You're gonna have some weird dreams.
ghostvalv: wew
red_shoes_jeff: Time for Dice Friend(s)
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Adam!
BusTed: hi
Shirts_: I'm still finishing watching road quest I'll be back soon
Pteraspidomorphi: So, this is not the Munchkin Steve Jackson, but the other Steve Jackson
TheWooglie: I loved you in Road Quest!
Kikazi: Woooo! lrrSIGNAL lrrADAM
bowsin_durrows: Hi, hello, welcome Adam.
Kumakaori: MNDF
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Fugi: Oh I'm so excited
mrshazboto: My actual favorite chill stream <3 Time for ADVENTURE
IsThis___Art: yaddum! o/
Phosphatide: i missed road quest but i refuse to miss this seabatTROG
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul! lrrSLOTH
Pharmacistjudge: Hello Adam and Paul
djalternative: lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK
Pharmacistjudge: and chat
StationaryTarget: Hello there
Solipsody: Dice Friends: Monday Night RAW.
ninja_theory_ashrams: if you enjoy Adam reading a book, please visit your local library for other books.
PunkRockZoologist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
PunkRockZoologist: Aw yeah! Road Quest 3 was awesome, I've nearly finished writing my second paper and now I get to watch more Adam. It's a great day.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PunkRockZoologist! (Today's storm count: 12)
korvys: Tuesday Morning Dicefriends
Teangeolai: Hell yeah, story time with Adam
margieargie: Oh, hey, this looks like a guy I saw on this RoadQuest show on youtube earlier!
bowsin_durrows: And the dice themselves are friends.
NotCainNorAbel: verse Friend when there is one of you?
Featherweight_: Monday night dice fights,
SquirrelLord1111: lrrADAM_TK
ghostvalv: speedrun strats?
Diabore: @ninja_theory_ashrams can i get my own adam there?
TheWarbo: Adam, who had Beej explaining things to him off-camera just an hour ago
NightValien28: HUZZAH
Sarah_Serinde: I mean Adam's playing them so it's all going to be quality
Science_and_Magic: Hey, when did channel points become a thing here? I haven't been on twitch in a while
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Adam hi chat. these are fun. Find the pit!
Borgrim_: love the enter the gungeon shirt
ani_laurel: Yo, did I miss anything?
Sarah_Serinde: Nope!
Stoffern: A backup book in case this book crashes or has a game ending bug?
weff47: o/
margieargie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, margieargie! (Today's storm count: 13)
1y1e: oh BOY these are the BEST
ghostvalv: the swimming pool of summer
1y1e: <3 <3
ninja_theory_ashrams: @diabore better, you get to be the role of Adam.
Solipsody: I can't wait until he gets to teh Antipodes of Alliteration.
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
korvys: @Stoffern In case they trying to do one of the events, and it crashed back to the title screen of the DVD...
snowmonkey99: 80s
Diabore: @ninja_theory_ashrams that doesnt sound better, i know me
snowmonkey99: They are my childhood
domslashryan: I used to have one of these books somewhere, SUPER old, such a cool idea
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Team lrrPAUL & lrrADAM
Rhynerd: Time to enter the Citadel of Ch lrrADAM s
Despoiler98: MAGIC??!??!?!
DiscordianTokkan: I kinda want to ship Adam one of the Original ones we have, like the Demons of the Deep one (where it's all underwater and you can die trying to get back on land)
KartoffelKaiser: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
domslashryan: I remember trying to make a map on a bus while reading it
korvys: Otaku Jeff!
ninja_theory_ashrams: @diabore benginFingers
Drasvin: Oh. Rolling a wizard instead of a fighter
kusinohki: paul "it's never eating tasty food is it?" Dale "do you want to try tasty food? *evil grin*"
ThatOverKillGuy: at least adam knows what yiffing is now
Science_and_Magic: Paul's ready on the command?
DiscordianTokkan winds up his table slappin' hand
domslashryan: SLAP! THAT! TABLE!
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
Featherweight_: The.
IsThis___Art: #goodwood
PunkRockZoologist: lrrADAM
weff47: I got a dice vault. Can confirm, very nice.
Despoiler98: DO IT
Featherweight_: The bones of trees and the memes of ian!
IsThis___Art slaps table
djalternative: Thicc Wood lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
domslashryan: Author is not valid
DiscordianTokkan: Author not valid in the Forgotten Realms also
domslashryan: poor author
accountmadeforants: Mecha Ian approves
Sarah_Serinde: Offer not valid in whatever realm this adventure is set in
IsThis___Art: PAUL.... YES
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSLOTH_TK
BloodnBullets: the whole table is invested
Teangeolai: Table solo
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde Whatever realm... I forget.
BusTed: Ian's been automated.
Pharmacistjudge: I love how you are never synced to the animation
Despoiler98: we did dis
korvys: !patreon
LRRbot: 2419 patrons for a total of $14,254.18 per month.
Teangeolai: To be fair
weff47: it's our fault
korvys: Aw
Rhynerd: A group slap
Featherweight_: Me!?
kusinohki: but slapping the table is the only thing we care about :P
EscherichiaCole: Road Quest so good!
djalternative: A word from Ian: Go Vote!
ninja_theory_ashrams: you made this. I made this
mrshazboto: Adam "What's a fursuit" Savidan
Sarah_Serinde: Episode 3 of RQ:
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG
Tantusar: The not-a-Kickstarter.
Sarah_Serinde: Watch it after :D
ghostvalv: oh crap I forgot :O
Solipsody: This stream is sort of spoiling RoadQuest. Now we know Adam survives!
Despoiler98: watch THIS not THAT
Questhere: go see roads like adam's abs
FarleyF: That episode of road quest was just fantastic
Drasvin: What about watching them both at the same time?
ThatOverKillGuy: just a heads up, adam finds out what yiffing is in the episode
KartoffelKaiser: You don't know I'm not watching Paul Kappa
bowsin_durrows: I hope we can get some cool luck going on in this.
Rhynerd: And listen to some of Adam’s innocence die.
PunkRockZoologist: <message deleted>Speaking of Road Quest, how far did you guys go down the wrong road by Bridge River?
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat no RQ spoilers here
red_shoes_jeff: Nope!
ghostvalv: no
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No. OK, end of stream, then.
Featherweight_: Im watching Paul. Dont ask how
accountmadeforants: I'm not brave enough. Get me out of here, Adam!
ConjuredLynx: Paul in picture cam!
Sarah_Serinde: PunkRockZoologist That's kinda spoilery
red_shoes_jeff: Well, that was quick. G'night!
Science_and_Magic: Otaku Jeff is a wizard!
PunkRockZoologist: @sarah_serinde Sorry, you're right.
domslashryan: Shamrock100 Llllleeets get ready to rooolllleeepllllaaaayyyy!
Rhynerd: @punkrockzoologist if mine counts I applogize.
Despoiler98: hey wait his citadel is forbidden we cant go there
KartoffelKaiser: Wait perishing is an option? Can I choose perishing?
zzjing: bouseFail
Rhynerd: Wait, I @-ed the wrong fellow.
methodical_monk: !patreon
LRRbot: 2418 patrons for a total of $14,249.63 per month.
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginChaos
x0den: chows
Solipsody: @KartoffelKaiser Perish the thought!
Sarah_Serinde: If you want to ask Road Quest questions (spoilery or not) the Discord channel is a great place to do it
Sarah_Serinde: Graham and some other crew usually answer questions there
PunkRockZoologist: Thanks
rainbowbatsuit: Ooh yeah, House of Hell is a survival horror one
accountmadeforants: Just a wee house of hell, though. There's a little mat in from saying "Hell Sweet Hell"
ninja_theory_ashrams: Space Adam
Freila_Olympus: Otaku Jeff!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Otaku Jeeeeeff!
korvys: I appreciate the avoiding RQ spoilers - I want to watch it when I get home with my partnet.
alexgranddestroyer: unexpected pownee
RealGamerCow: otaku Jeeeefffff
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff learned how to use Anime Magic PogChamp
snowmonkey99: No dice rolls involved, but I *loved* my Interplanetary Spy book when I was a kid
ghostvalv: Animagic :O
Brozard: Otaku Jeff yesss
BloodnBullets: he knows di maggios fire spell
AbnormAnomaly: I don’t know if it was fighting fantasy but when I was a kid I had a Star Wars one of these
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun are there any where we can get Adam trapped in a pumpkin? lrrADAM_PK
Phosphatide: here we go
RealGamerCow: in b4 1
Solipsody: I was a Micro Adventures kid.
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff mk3: wizard mode
DiscordianTokkan: Just Crit dot gif
jadedcynic: at least 30 iirc
94 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
rainbowbatsuit: In this series there's also a superhero one, a Mad Max style one, a Star Trek Voyager style one, even one where you play as a monster
Pteraspidomorphi: Luck is moxie
Featherweight_: Weeb jackson’s day will come!
accountmadeforants: Adam Always Lucky, this is your moment of fate
Iceberg_Man: just always roll perfect seabatBRAIN
Science_and_Magic: CAM!
snowmonkey99: We still need to get Adam into the Sorcery! series, or Grailquest
Ukon_vasara: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
djalternative: hello cam and friends
jadedcynic: wooo; Otaku Jeff is back BAYBEEE!
Juliamon: Welcome Cam Fam!
BusTed: gassed
Sarah_Serinde: Hello Cameron and friends! lrrHEART
BusTed: Hahaha.
Kramburger: HA
Kumakaori: jinxed himself >>;.
BusTed: perfect.
KartoffelKaiser: No justice confirmed
Pteraspidomorphi: This is going to be fun!
Phosphatide: seabatTROG
red_shoes_jeff: Why's everybody calling me for!?
Naarius: lrrFINE
DoctorCactus: that is 100% justice for saying that
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
s0lesurviv0r: lrrFINE
BloodnBullets: justice is served
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
IsThis___Art: HA
Tantusar: Oh no, THAT'S justice.
tenthtechpriest: hi future clip
Drasvin: lrrFINE
Kumakaori: 2d6 take average XD?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrGREED lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: Time to Boshy this shit
CandyNuke: justice is served
orimazer: hello highlights
Rhonlore: yessss\
Freila_Olympus: F for Jeff
PunkRockZoologist: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
ninja_theory_ashrams: no justice, just us
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan, he's been wearing that multiple times now
brainbosh: NO lrrSACK
Alness49: Otaku Jeff's Day Off!
accountmadeforants: Finally karma caught up to you
Witchdoctor_Natyli: seabatYIKES
Nigouki: Otaku Jeff is the Instrument of Justice that will introduce it to this world Kappa
djalternative: HAHAHAhahahaha
Solipsody: 6s may not be used by the Wizard.
IsThis___Art: and The Force is back in balance Keepo
SoundGuy0dB subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
SoundGuy0dB: Hey Adam! Love these streams - I have a bonch of these
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SoundGuy0dB! (Today's storm count: 14)
KartoffelKaiser: Hey now, this version of Otaku Jeff is a Wizard. Wizards aren't supposed to be good at sword anyway
WowoT: well everyone i'm glad youve come for this short stream, see you next time! this has been adam for dice friends
BusTed: He indeed, could not keep getting away with this.
Rhynerd: And so it begins.
Shirts_: poor Jeff is gonna meet his end
Freila_Olympus: lrrFINE
Featherweight_: Is this the end of otako jeff?
jadedcynic: Oh FFS kids, just F5 already!
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in Otaku Jeff
red_shoes_jeff: Low skill, average health? This IS me!
Sharkfists: Otakus Jeff
Phosphatide: otaku jeff, otaku geoff
ninja_theory_ashrams: here lies Otaku Jeff. cause of death, Adam rolled a 1
Alness49: Otaku Jeff and Weeb Jane
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A kindred soul!
RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff, Otaku Geoff, Otaku Jef
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff is capable of auto-duplication
accountmadeforants: Otaku Jeff and his descendant: Ghostaku Jeff
BusTed: The Dread Otaku Jeff
kusinohki: otaku jeff the 3rd
RomanGoro: The title of "Jeff" is passed down the Otaku family.....
brainbosh: lrrSACK_SG
kusinohki: an adventurer like his father and his father before him
Phosphatide: otaku jeff is tired from his adventures
DigitalSeahorse: alohaa1Aloha alohaa1Aloha alohaa1Aloha alohaa1Aloha
Rhynerd: The previous Otaku Jeff thought this fellow would make a good Otaku Jeff.
darienmask: ooh man, fighting fantasy =)
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
Phosphatide: you deserved it *claps*
DiscordianTokkan: katesRip
domslashryan: There's A LITTLE justice
brainbosh: Otaku Jeff is Below Average
darienmask: Thanks for continuing this Adam, it's great fun
Featherweight_: Please, Dr otaku jeff is my father.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
Countjondi: shouldn't this be renamed dice friend singular
djalternative: otaku jeff the average it is
Rhynerd: Little did the previous Otaku Jeff know, this guy’s kind of average.
SoundGuy0dB: Beware Blacksand, its the Mos Eisley of Fighting Fantasy!
korvys: Fireball goes in every slot
Sarah_Serinde: Countjondi We've got Adam and Paul
darienmask: We are the dice friends Countjondi
RegulusPratus: Alright, well, Otaku Jeff's getting dumped back at the Stagecoach after he scrubs out in the Ruins.
Sarah_Serinde: They are friends
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat more of this cat pls
DigitalSeahorse: :D
voakir: 11 Fireballs is objectively correct.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
IsThis___Art: ur an ESPer!
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN
korvys: !findquote fireball
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bowsin_durrows: The sunglasses work so well on the luck sack for some reason, so I hope we can get some lrrSACK_SG cool luck.
accountmadeforants: ESP 4Head
Featherweight_: Adam Pual and otaku jeff
tcat13 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tcat13! (Today's storm count: 15)
jadedcynic: so what I'm seeing is, after his previous successes, Otaku Jeff took a break from actively adventuring and 'did the pub tour' - regaling people with stories of his exploits and enjoying his ephemeral fame...but now people won't buy him drinks anymore, and he's been out of practice long enough that it impedes his fighting skill (and the mead-belly doesn't help either)
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat
Countjondi: @Sarah_Serinde Yes, each has the one friend
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun You get a Ditto!
korvys: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #3700: "When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs." —Kathleen [2016-12-05]
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
Rhynerd: !advice
LRRbot: Try Canada?
Sarah_Serinde: Countjondi And these people are friends
korvys: "Was not sufficiently afraid of fire"
Featherweight_: Weak to ice though
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto do Canada or don't Canada, there is no try Canada
1y1e: @jadedcynic headcanon established
kusinohki: build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life
ninja_theory_ashrams: iron pyrite
ghostvalv: should have been afraid of fire...
Solipsody: An Allusion Spell. It's like another spell, sort of.
KartoffelKaiser: "It's like the illusion spell, but not"
Alness49: It's "transmute gold for exactly as long as one weapon sale"
Featherweight_: Foooooled you
BloodnBullets: Crocodile don't care
KartoffelKaiser: Dumb creatures don't care if the floor is lava
korvys: Dumb creatures will just attack anyway?
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat should have been cats
ani_laurel: Your projecting it into their brain, they have to be able to understand it
alexgranddestroyer subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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kusinohki: dumb creatures use instincts and smell?
StationaryTarget: Intelligent people can convince themselves it's real?
domslashryan: Stupid gravity
Kikazi: "intelligent" creatures tend to rely on their vision more, but "dumber" creatures rely more on their instinct and other senses
accountmadeforants: Intelligent creatures are more likely to just ignore you and reason everything's normal, I guess. While dumbasses rely on their much more reliable insticts.
archrequiemd: that or instinct and sense can possibly allow them to ignore it
ElementalAlchemist: Hello (dice) friends
Nigouki: so we're taking 11 shield spells, got it
ninja_theory_ashrams: no touching!
Kerrisis subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Kerrisis! (Today's storm count: 17)
kusinohki: you broke your arm you're so strong
Kerrisis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:23.
Featherweight_: Strong muscle weak bones
BusTed: mood
Phosphatide: so tiny seabatTROG
RayFK: You lifted me clear off the fucking ground
Himyul: mono-illusion!
dr0ne00000: oh it should work on bosses
KartoffelKaiser: Adam you could probably fold me in half
Tantusar: oh this'll be a mistaaaake
Featherweight_: The party platter
IsThis___Art: you have to memorize it in reverse and sideways
ninja_theory_ashrams: Vance spell casting
Rhynerd: A magic sampler
orimazer: it's often described as mostly casting it in the morning but not fully
Comeback323: What did I miss?
orimazer: so when you cast the spell, it's just finishing it off
KartoffelKaiser: I think the original Vancian casting is summoning imps and putting them in jars. Then you bargain with them "I'll release you if you cast fireball when I do"
Comeback323: did we just start?
KartoffelKaiser: but idk I'm not a magic cop
korvys: And food
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:03.
domslashryan: The "Whitmans Sampler" of magic
Sarah_Serinde: Comeback323 Mostly just intro and setup
Comeback323: sweet
KartoffelKaiser: You have magic potions, it's fine
Diabore: theres the deaths
IsThis___Art: find a potion sellah!
Comeback323: Is this the dark souls of Fighting Fantasy?
Phosphatide: you got this ItsBoshyTime
BloodForTheCorelab: find the baby seller?
Pteraspidomorphi: Well this is book 2 right? Maybe they hadn't decided it was necessary yet
Dezinkled: ooooh 420 viewers
dr0ne00000: you have this Adam
Pal_Friendpatine: Just keep duplicating creatures
littleblueboxes: Oh crap I had this book too
RayFK: Just crit :)
SoundGuy0dB: Lets getyou a magis sword that boost skill in combat :D
Borgrim_: the sword cannot be used by the wizard
KartoffelKaiser: "demisorcerer"???
darienmask: ooh, a Demi-sorcerer
littleblueboxes: And now I just think Adam should write his own adventure book
Borgrim_: :P
TheWarbo: Demi Mooreceror
korvys: Someone who can only cast spells if he's gotten to know them
kusinohki: demi moore sorcerer?
Ravynn: Sorcerer light
eric_christian_berg: You don't go full sorceror.
Solipsody: It's a sorceror with the fat skimmed off.
Alness49: Community College Sorceror
dr0ne00000: Sorcerer adjacenct
Phosphatide: like demi glace but more magical
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eric_christian_berg: So, you boil the sorcerer down so it is really strong?
darienmask: A man of action, call people to do it for me
KartoffelKaiser: "Call upon the fish people!"
Sarah_Serinde: Only the men must act
IsThis___Art: YOR
Rhynerd: “One of my parents was a sorcerer, that means I’m half-sorcerer.”
TheWarbo: the Great Forest Of Your're
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #3581: "I took the sheets off, and I'm s**tting on the actual mattress, then I'm putting the sheets back on." —Adam [2016-10-29]
IsThis___Art: dear God, LRRbot
RurouniGeo: lolol
ninja_theory_ashrams: half-elves? what's the other half?
eric_christian_berg: A demi-sorcerer is just a demi-lich who didn't become undead first.
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
darienmask: Wow, it does sound like Adam
margieargie: @ninja_theory_ashrams Fish, they're the merfolk.
Rhynerd: “Wouldn’t that actually just make you a sorcerer?” “”No, that’s just silly.””
dr0ne00000: No apprentice today!
SquareDotCube: So we're a squishy mage
Kikazi: star pupil? rayfkWelp
Nigouki: murder, as always, is the best solution
Phosphatide: kill him without bleeding
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If we kill him in a way that keeps him from bleeding.
Drasvin: What if we kill him without shedding his blood?
Darleysam: "nobody has to die, if you just let me kill you"
ani_laurel: Do lich's have blood?
ninja_theory_ashrams: @margieargie top or bottom half fish?
SquareDotCube: No blood if you burn them to death with a fireball!
jadedcynic: Well, no bloodshed on OUR side :)
TemporallyAwry: Use Fire - less bleeding that way @.@
Beofryn: Are we sure demi-sorcerers leave blood?
margieargie: @ninja_theory_ashrams Left.
Despoiler98: yes cause magic users LOVE using swords
Penthesilea180: Yeah, the Forest of Yore. It's just past the village of Yonder and thought the Valley of Hither
KartoffelKaiser: wait wizards don't get proficiency in longswords
Rhynerd: “You’re a wizard, kill him in a not bloody way.”
DigitalSeahorse: poison! slytqPotion RPGHP RPGMana
jadedcynic: aka this story has 'replay value' ;)
Darleysam: replay value!
Teangeolai: Huzzah!
Sarah_Serinde: "You're not failing, you're learning!"
accountmadeforants: ONE OF OUR SCOUTS CAME BACK SLIGHTLY LESS BLOODIED he's still dead though
ninja_theory_ashrams: save often
jadedcynic: RPGHP
Rhynerd: And thus begins the adventure of Otaku Jeff the wizard’s apprentice RPGSeven
RegulusPratus: "Take a breather, pal."
margieargie: "Forest's haunted" *grabs shotgun*
m_logan2000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:39.
Pteraspidomorphi: Still good
KartoffelKaiser: It fits the aesthetic
darienmask: Still readable =)
Despoiler98: Still good
Znazl: 1080p didnt help WutFace
jadedcynic: I've seen worse scans (or even original printings) so this_is_fine.jpg
Alness49: "better"
Despoiler98: WOOOOOOW
KartoffelKaiser: """"""better""""""""
Wrexadecimal: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:13.
darienmask: Oh god
Sarah_Serinde: That...sure is a face
Iceberg_Man: lol
ghostvalv: yikes
Despoiler98: Itsa dog with a gorilla face
KartoffelKaiser: That's a human face
accountmadeforants: That poor dog!
korvys: It's like that Jesus painting
IsThis___Art: monkey and dog got crossed
Teangeolai: Oh hell yes
Znazl: its a gorilla on a dog face
DiscordianTokkan: That Gorilla dog is so SAD!
Rockario: That is definitely a gorilla's face
darienmask: It's like that repainted jesus painting
TheWarbo: That is a dog to make Rakdos stop a show
bowsin_durrows: I'm the door.
brainbosh: Thats the Jesus mural!
DigitalSeahorse: slytqLurk slytqHug ssandMOD
Erudite_Cynic: ewok dog
Solipsody: I told you kids to stop playing with my Fly Teleporter!
margieargie: There are two wolves inside you.
Rockario: Wait, omg, the two creatures had their heads swapped!
jadedcynic: wow...we went FULL into the Uncanny Valley here, didn't we? :P
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
bowsin_durrows: I don't know how you're still alive.
ninja_theory_ashrams: prickle pickle
midday_rendelnep: Aadm needs to buy a flying mount
korvys: I'm... a vet?
Nigouki: "yo dawg i got your 'herbs'"
Kikazi: @LoadingReadyRun any possibility of a future Tech Camera PIP?
KartoffelKaiser: Wait the plan is to walk up to the front gate and ask to be let in?
Solipsody: You could pose as a veterinarian.
Featherweight_: its legal in canada now
Teangeolai: The world is your oyster
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to benginChaos
TheWarbo: Oh so it was not supposed to be just a dog
BusTed: And an arm for a leg!
Sarah_Serinde: Kind of
Rockario: Well there you go, we guessed right
NightValien28: hahaha
KartoffelKaiser: This is some simic bullshit
Solipsody: So an ape and a dog walk into a bar...
NightValien28: an ape and a dog, a gap
Alness49: So on the whole, an ape and a dog
darienmask: So hey, Path of Exile just announced a Choose your Own Adventure book set in it's universe
BrindleBoar: "Hold my wizard beer!"
Kikazi: so an Ape and a Dog walk into a mad scientist's lab...
jadedcynic: dammit, Ian Livingstone was clearly doing a lot of LSD when he wrote this....
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of the geneticist from South Park
Rhynerd: Something something Grape Ape
Drakegideon: "The Aristocrats" :)
Penthesilea180: So this is crossbreed labs
DiscordianTokkan: "The Aristocrats"
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KartoffelKaiser: "Hey can you just let me in"
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSLOTH_TK
Iceberg_Man: you're not?
korvys: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #3016: "You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!" —Alex [2016-07-21]
NightValien28: a banana bone
darienmask: Banana flavored bones?
NotCainNorAbel: good puppy
Drasvin: !findquote ape
LRRbot: Quote #3691: "I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape." —Graham [2016-12-02]
Solipsody: Tradesman? Is head-swapping a trade?
djalternative: lrrADAM_PK hide
randomino5: A common quandry
Erudite_Cynic: Steakums
Fugi: I like just asking for shelter, but tradesman is fine imo
Alness49: No "walkies!" option
Freila_Olympus: Ed-ward...
Penthesilea180: Food? everyone likes food.
red_shoes_jeff: @darienmask BONANAS!?
RurouniGeo: two great pets that pet great together
KartoffelKaiser: Tradesman seems reasonable, but shelter might get you killed and let you re-roll Kappa
midday_rendelnep: Mince meat? it's lot it's biting power?
darienmask: That's way better than I came up with red_shoes_jeff =)
brainbosh: Wait, which one's the Ape-dog?
midday_rendelnep: *lost
randomino5: The one that's not the Dog-ape, obviously
Rhynerd: RPGSeven ”hello, would you like to trade?”
KartoffelKaiser: I don't think you should head into battle. You don't yet have your strongest potions
Pteraspidomorphi: Well he's only an ape-dog
BusTed: Pay up front!
cuttlefishman: how many potential uses do you have for fools gold spell
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta spend money to make money, obviously
Teangeolai: Oh shit! Corruption runs amok in the citadel
Kramburger: Oh you make money? Name three coins!
Solipsody: You're definitely up to tangling with an Ape-Dog AND a Dog-Ape. A Dog-Dog and an Ape-Ape, maybe...
BrindleBoar: "Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?"
korvys: On the other hand, first fight, probably easy?
cuttlefishman: No, but how many times will it come up?
voakir: How many opportunities will there be to use Fool's Gold?
randomino5: Is a Dog-dog a dog with the head of a different dog?
Borgrim_: I sense some flinging in the near future
Solipsody: @randomino5 Yes.
Fugi: Reroll
SketchyDetails: Re-Roll
Nigouki: it'd be funny if the speedrun of this is just a dozen Fool's Gold spells to get past all the guards
ninja_theory_ashrams: you might need it for the "fool's gold boss"
Featherweight_: re-roll 100%
IsThis___Art: #realgamer
cuttlefishman: Wants to win with crappy character cause it's most like Adam irl
Kramburger: !roll
Tiber727: I feel like this is bait and Fool's Gold will have some obscure use later.
Rhynerd: I say Re-Roll, send in the next Jeff!
SquirrelLord1111: lrrADAM_SG Totally legit gold for you dog/man!
bowsin_durrows: Oh, absolutely.
BusTed: Ekim Erif!
Erudite_Cynic: Dimaggio
cuttlefishman: THE GATEKEERPER
niccus: yes my gatekeeper
NightValien28: yes my gatekeeper
BloodnBullets: oh no, gamer stubboness has kicked in. we culd be here for a while chat.
bowsin_durrows: Yes, my gatekeeper?
KartoffelKaiser: "JUMP SCARE"
IsThis___Art: yes my apekeeper!
Alness49: "You like gold? Name five."
randomino5: Are you the keymaster?
korvys: He was half-man, half-man
Tiber727: Make some ninja hand signs and then money appears.
midday_rendelnep: can they smell the difference] between gold and rocks? ok apparently not
Mister_Hush: Map Time
randomino5: Half gate, half keeper
bowsin_durrows: Neither half the same man.
Znazl: Map curtisryanPog
DiscordianTokkan: Map Time!
KartoffelKaiser: Map PogChamp
Kramburger: Check out this nerd, making maps!
KartoffelKaiser: I legit love drawing maps in games like this
red_shoes_jeff: Half man, half bear, half pig!
cosmikmulder: how beautiful is that shirt! where did he get it?!?!
BusTed: 🤔
Kramburger: OH SHIT
cuttlefishman: gottem
KartoffelKaiser: oh shit he got us
EscherichiaCole: oh no!
TheWarbo: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #6192: "You wouldn't get it, Twitch chat. The adults are talking." —Adam [2019-07-02]
NightValien28: check mate
DiscordianTokkan: Got'em!
Vanbael: we got got
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
Alness49: Nerdception!
RayFK: I'm just here so that Dad can watch you
bowsin_durrows: OH! He got us. That's a sick burn there. Kappa
korvys: Ok, just don't do what you did the first time, and stop making the map right when you got to the maze where it would have helped
Kramburger: lrrEFF
midday_rendelnep: He got you good @Kramburger
cuttlefishman: Creeper, no creeping
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red_shoes_jeff: Tiptoe through the tulips! I mean, shadows.
Kramburger: @midday_rendelnep I may never recover
randomino5: That fountain gave its life for freedom
ninja_theory_ashrams: I can think of worse things than watching Adam read a book, like watching the Dolphins v Steelers game
randomino5: Obvious trap is obvious
Featherweight_: rob him
Freila_Olympus: he's the man in a Jar
NarishmaReborn: is he in a jar
DiscordianTokkan: This is totally a Jar situation
Nigouki: or a game-winning item Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: But which choice is the trap?
red_shoes_jeff: Paragon run!
Diabore: still gonna help him
Mister_Hush: the pain is ajar
Sarah_Serinde: He might give you something useful though
ghostvalv: jar adjacent
korvys: The pain is a metaphor for a jar
Kikazi: the pain jar?
Meltalar: jar adjacent
Alness49: We tricked guards, we're on a renegade run!
ThorSokar: Everything always comes back to the guy in the Jar doesn't it
KartoffelKaiser: The real jar is the friends we made along the way
DigitalSeahorse: jamieJamjar voxlunNut jamieJamjar voxlunNut jamieJamjar voxlunNut
Pteraspidomorphi: jar-jar?
BusTed: Everyone has their jar.
Solipsody: It's definitely a trap. This judgement is in no way self-serving.
DiscordianTokkan: A Jar of Regretti
itsr67: he's dead "no he's in the jar of death"
Penthesilea180: I'm in the jar of procrastination
IsThis___Art: jar of lethargy
BloodnBullets: trapped in a jar of indecision
red_shoes_jeff: Maybe your door is ajar!
Kramburger: Savi-dos and Savi-Don'ts
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH jamieJamjar voxlunNut ssandCATWICH
I_Am_Clockwork: A Jar of Poor Decisions sounds like some sort of Folk Ballad
randomino5: Maybe your jar is a large angry man named El Guapo
ninja_theory_ashrams: maybe your jar is chemical dependence
coolbond: i think if he leaves him he will yell
dangerous_safety: We are all trapped in our jars, and we have to get out of them ourselves
margieargie: Ah, already found a pit.
Featherweight_: search the pit
itsr67: We all have our Jars
Mister_Hush: Round up, be kind to yourself
korvys: @Featherweight_ You find a wandering monster
Mister_Hush: Dinger
Solipsody: ~83% chance. Pretty good.
Kramburger: Remember: Only You can get yourself out of your own Jar
Kikazi: can you use that spell right off the bat? take your luck to 13? Well, 12 noiw
Drasvin: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #6180: "Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat." —Adam [2019-06-29]
cuttlefishman: Why is adam so loud, even when he's reading a book
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he would have given you goodies
KartoffelKaiser: Well, he doesnt know how to cast fool's gold so no one is willing to help him Kappa
coolbond: he is a prisoner?
ninja_theory_ashrams: indifference was the real jar all along
Znazl: no
Juliamon: Adam gonna Adam.
CaffeinatedLemur: oooh, I get to watch Adam foight
SpiffGames: the loudness is why I'm here
CaffeinatedLemur: Adam is a great volume
darienmask: Adam is excited
KartoffelKaiser: No, you're perfect
Kramburger: Yeah chat, what's YOUR deal?
Sarah_Serinde: You're fine, Adam
Phosphatide: you're peak adam Kappa
Alness49: "I'm a ape dog, how the heck do I help him?"
DigitalSeahorse: is your volume setting on home end too far up?
cuttlefishman: peak adam is reached
paladinr: Adam is incapable of doing wrong, tbh
Diabore: i prefer loud adam, i can always hear him
red_shoes_jeff: Obviously, you should whisper the rest of this book. Only solution.
IsThis___Art: you're fine Adam
Penthesilea180: Adam, you're perfect.
cuttlefishman: ASMR adam plz
Teangeolai: You’re good
IsThis___Art: lrrFINE
Kikazi: I'll take my half in the middle, thanks ;)
KV1NN4: katesHeart
Solipsody: @Alness49 "Now, if I were a dog-ape, then maybe..."
Stoffern: Side? Twitch chat is on it's own side
misunderstood_artist: peculiar bush was my nickname is highschool
DigitalSeahorse: both Adam and Paul sound similarly loud so it's fine
IsThis___Art: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Erudite_Cynic: Your Voice is too the perfect Volume Kappa seabatBRAIN
m_logan2000: poison berries, lol
Mister_Hush: Tylenol Berries
KartoffelKaiser: It'll probably just say "If you took the berries, you die"
korvys: Your jar may be made of berries
cuttlefishman: are those like partridgeberries
Phosphatide: adam is totally gonna forget LUL
cuttlefishman: those are delicious
ninja_theory_ashrams: sweet berry wine for your health
Pteraspidomorphi: Avoided a pit
Featherweight_: mmm prefectly safe berries
darienmask: The map lasted one page
DigitalSeahorse: they are blueberries
RvLeshrac: "...if you let him out of the jar, turn to page 120"
weff47: lrrADAM_TK
cuttlefishman: but isn't the jar for the berries
Solipsody: Not To Scale.
DigitalSeahorse: put the tylenol on the train
randomino5: The map is like a jar
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
DigitalSeahorse: FRUIT FRUIT
cuttlefishman: we don't want to be caught in a... jam
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSLOTH_TK
NightValien28: we are not people, you take that back
sterlings97: how dare you we are legion
itsr67: super buff
cuttlefishman: is it a hard knock life?
KartoffelKaiser: Knock is great
korvys: Knock: Negate DM's clever encounter
BusTed: benginCry
Solipsody: "Otaku Jeff who?
CururuGuasu: Too strong? That sounds fake
Drasvin: You need a rogue when you run out of spell slots
Armstrong11139: The rogue is curled up in the corner and we're just T-posing on them
itsr67: knock as a spell is like super loud tho
Armstrong11139: Just straight up asserting dominance
KartoffelKaiser: It's a loxodon! PogChamp
itsr67: hey it's a rhox
sterlings97: whod be silly enough to run out of spells
Pteraspidomorphi: Ran it all through topaz
kusinohki: rocksteady?
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: Oops :D
KartoffelKaiser: wait no loxodon are the elephant one
korvys: I bet the guy in pain had it
KartoffelKaiser: "Swordfish"
CururuGuasu: Kind of Disney’s Robin Hood
Science_and_Magic: TELEPATHY
DiscordianTokkan: ESP for Password?
Rockario: I love when stories try to describe animal people without saying what animal they are
Diabore: 100%
Mister_Hush: You could have given that man your tylenol
Sarah_Serinde: Sneaking up to a group of people in the courtyard also might've let you learn the password
CururuGuasu: Is it password?
korvys: Map
red_shoes_jeff: "The password is "Give Me Back My Berries!"
margieargie: You can just take a long rest to get them back, right?
ninja_theory_ashrams: but do you know your security questions?
Sarah_Serinde: Just casually carrying around some weeds
DiscordianTokkan: A handfull of WEEEEEED
itsr67: weeeeed?
Solipsody: 72%.
Himyul: we have a librarian?
korvys: And I brough your weed
red_shoes_jeff: WATCH OUT FOR HIS FISH!
Fugi: "We don't have a library"
Molladia: The scan of that book is terrible, when was the scan done 1998?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
Mister_Hush: Average roll for 2d6 is a 7, just always be below average
BusTed: lrrSACK
Kramburger: EZ game
CururuGuasu: What’s a library?
Sarah_Serinde: Molladia It is apparently pretty old
coolbond: 7 is average
Molladia: Although the scroll to the number seems quick and easy
Ingavar_Khaos: @Mister_Hush just like my high school years
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginChaos
Pteraspidomorphi: Tiptoe
Himyul: Adam == creeper
darienmask: Well, you are trespassing
anarchylad: Peeping and creeping
Solipsody: It's more of a flow chart than a map.
ElektroTal: on mute this feels a little like watching a low budget televangelist on public access tv
Kramburger: Okay chat, I'm going to need you to creep down, you're making people uncomfortable
ninja_theory_ashrams: !Vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Himyul: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
LoadingReadyRun: Molladia ya, it is a real bad scan
Mister_Hush: To the basement, where good things happen!
dangerous_safety: !smash
LRRbot: Put a salamander (but just the angry parts) in Smash, you cowards!
Molladia: !cake or death
kusinohki: um, cake?
MAPBoardgames: Hey everybody. Sorry I'm late, I was catching up on Road Quest.
Sarah_Serinde: This scan gives me flashbacks to high school and university course materials :P
anarchylad: Door's trapped tho
margieargie: peach or barf?
IsThis___Art: why... is !vaseline a thing...
Kramburger: *Loads gun* Door's haunted
Phosphatide: LUL
ElektroTal: i love how the scan scrolls
DigitalSeahorse: ahahhahahhahha
Solipsody: The best part is getting to read that and KNOWING what Adam's face is going to look like in a second.
Diabore: that fucking look
Mister_Hush: Charge it!
anarchylad: You're here now
TheWarbo: I like how once we try the door, there's no option to go back upstair
NightValien28: watch as he charge and falls into a pit
margieargie: Charging always works, right?
Molladia: Charge though into pit
Sarah_Serinde: That made a good clip
Drasvin: Charging likely is a skill roll
Mister_Hush: Charge down the door you coward
MAPBoardgames: You can tell this isn't a horror game; there isn't a key he needs to find.
DiscordianTokkan: Get Stronk
BusTed: If strength spell is an option, non strength spell won't work.
jadedcynic: never charge a door with your shoulder; you KICK it open
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What are the odds that would happen again.
Solipsody: The Pits of Peril!
anarchylad: Wouldn't happen twice...
ElektroTal: HINGE IT
NarishmaReborn: they wouldn't do it twice, would they?
NotCainNorAbel: and it was hilarious! CAHRGE!!!
Gulleko: @isthis___art during MTG they had no coin to flip, but beej had a small round thing of vaseline to flip
Kikazi: Otaku Jeff is now pit-shy
Molladia: Unscrew the hinges
Fugi: This is such a bad idea
itsr67: get buff
anarchylad: How strong are you? Too strong?
Kramburger: It's a Buff Buff!
IsThis___Art: @Gulleko oooh ok
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Himyul: OH YEAH!!!
BusTed: Like punching someone in the dark.
Featherweight_: oooo yeah
Fugi: you're going to need that strength for the dragon later
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alas poor Doorik.
RvLeshrac: This is literally just a comedy sketch now.
Science_and_Magic: This is one jacked wizard
Ezaviel: aw yis. More of childhood distilled :P
randomino5: And your hand explodes on impact
KartoffelKaiser: You obliterated the door with your hands you absolute mad man
Sarah_Serinde: Dread_Pirate_Westley ysbrydPunjail
ninja_theory_ashrams: katesNice
kusinohki: fezzik! he's getting away fezzik!
Swamplor: This room is LIT
randomino5: the room is lit af
Pteraspidomorphi: Tingle?
KartoffelKaiser: fire emoji ok hand one hundred emoji
BusTed: Is it Tingle?
Sarah_Serinde: He slept through that?
asddsa28: tingle
ninja_theory_ashrams: tunics are evil
RvLeshrac: Now Paul is going to have to give up his pantaloons.
ThorSokar: Hovering?!
Mister_Hush: you gotta do the voice if it's Tingle
korvys: !findquote tingle
LRRbot: Quote #3862: "His whole outfit speaks of his Tingle-ness" —Kathleen, of Tingle [2017-01-14]
anarchylad: Sound sleeper that guy
Himyul: looks like a leprechaun to me
Alness49: Hornswoggle?
Solipsody: You can easily believe he can sleep floating in the air, though.
CururuGuasu: Seems friendly
Molladia: Rumplestiltskin?
brainbosh: Spells are there to be used.
Featherweight_: take it!
anarchylad: Clearly hostile
TheWarbo: "a small catapult"
Sarah_Serinde: I kinda want to save the spell
Mister_Hush: What's the worst that could happen
Mister_Hush: Just take it to the face
Sarah_Serinde: But then I hoard things like that
Pteraspidomorphi: Could be poisoned
BusTed: It's USB powered.
ninja_theory_ashrams: arrow to the knee, worst case scenario
voakir: You don't want to get to the end and have a bunch of spells left
Molladia: Save it the spells
dangerous_safety: a small missile, ie a bullet
Lastof_: is this the demisorceror? it's just the king was being mean about his height
Molladia: Butt-Paul?
CururuGuasu: The missile contains potassium benzoate
anarchylad: A small cruise missile
Molladia: An egg?
KartoffelKaiser: The soul read PogChamp
Diabore: just a prank bro
Drasvin: A trick to get you to burn a spell
BusTed: Oh that hooligan.
ThorSokar: Total Tingle move
SAJewers: 🍅
red_shoes_jeff: Oh my god... I'M A TOMATO!
Kramburger: Tomatoes attract medusas
Darleysam: you've been hit by, you've been struck by, lunch
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD Tomato
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sadly, you are deathly allergic to tomato. As your throat seizes closed, you realize you have failed your mission.
korvys: "I'm a stereotype!"
IsThis___Art: do NOT fuck with leprechauns
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAH
Himyul: that's RACIST!
Molladia: Bob the tomato?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
dangerous_safety: fuck
korvys: I'm also no picturing Sheamus
CururuGuasu: Killer tomato?
Solipsody: You don't have any money, so shaking his hand should be fine. Racist, but fine.
korvys: Now*
endoforder: clap
KartoffelKaiser: "I'm Irish-y Irishman!"
ElektroTal: o. shamus.
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
margieargie: lrrWOW
SAJewers: 👏
e_bloc: Party185 legally not offensive leprechaun
KV1NN4: O'Seamus?!
Mister_Hush: Oh run this idiot through with your sword
anarchylad: Take his lucky charms
NightValien28: FIGHT
orimazer: mess him up
KartoffelKaiser: It's gonna be a joy buzzer
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, Seamus...
orimazer: put him in a jar
ninja_theory_ashrams: power of friendship
Himyul: have you no seamus?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ElektroTal: oh, seamus. *shakes head*
Pteraspidomorphi: KartoffelKaiser: Nicely done
TemporallyAwry: Never fight with the Fey, they fight dirty :P
e_bloc: Party185
Zebunisher: slytqBORK
CaptainSpam: "I'm O'Shamus, because I'm very ashamed to have that name."
TheAinMAP: slytqLurk
DigitalSeahorse: everything is knife
Solipsody: Oh boy.
e_bloc: Cheer185
DiscordianTokkan: Joy Buzzer, yep
BusTed: welp
KartoffelKaiser: The read PogChamp
Diabore: little fucking shit
Molladia: Shillelagh him
ninja_theory_ashrams: cruel betrayal benginTraitor
LoadingReadyRun: it seems like a ton of FF books were scanned at the same time a long time ago. Those scans are fairly widely available but mostly poop quality. I haven't found anything newer
IsThis___Art: do NOT fuck with leprechauns
red_shoes_jeff: Because that's rude!
KartoffelKaiser: Shaking hands with your non-dominant hand is mega rude
Solipsody: In fairness, that's the point of shaking hands. To demonstrate you aren't holding a weapon.
Raurrrrr: ^
DiscordianTokkan: "YOu Mad BrooOOOooO?"
jadedcynic: that's what a hand-shake traditionally was; you shook hands to show ytou didn't hold a weapon against them
Solipsody: Does this just end with you waking up back at court?
red_shoes_jeff: SHANK HIM!
Mister_Hush: Draw. Your. Sword.
orimazer: fight
Diabore: just a prank bro
korvys: !card Prankle
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
anarchylad: Ask for your skill back
Mister_Hush: Don't let him make you look like a fool!
korvys: !card Rankle
LRRbot: Rankle, Master of Pranks [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Rankle, Master of Pranks deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — / • Each player discards a card. / • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. / • Each player sacrifices a creature.
AdamYMHMI: The dummy disappears? But you're still there (bwahahaha)
KartoffelKaiser: "ItS jUsT a PrAnK bRo"
TheWarbo: A prank? It's Rankle!
ninja_theory_ashrams: no fighting
Sarah_Serinde: irl, "it was just a joke" is not an excuse. here...yeah, I'd avoid it
pecoto: Plus a lephrechaun will totally MURDER you if he wants
ElementalAlchemist: But it was a prank that lost you one skill point
Mister_Hush: You're just gonna let this idiot punk you, Coward?
IsThis___Art: its just a praaaank, Hannnnn
Drasvin: Pacifist run
ninja_theory_ashrams: pacifist run
ElementalAlchemist: "Ooh, as a prank, I led you into a pit trap!"
Diabore: ones the bathroom
e_bloc: smell the doors
red_shoes_jeff: Be bold! BOLD AS BRASS!
Solipsody: Copper is definitely smelly.
Rioxcon: advice
DigitalSeahorse: well the bog of eternal stench should be easy to pick
margieargie: Two of them have goats, one has a car...
ThorSokar: advice?
RvLeshrac: Do any of them look like they may be swords covered in wax?
Sarah_Serinde: We've put up with him this long, try advice?
BrindleBoar: it's a trick, all of them are dangerous *and* smelly
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Don't tease The Helm.
darienmask: He didn't say it wasn't dangerous AND smelly
korvys: He's clearly going to lie to you... a lot
Featherweight_: Dm I smell that
RassilonDND: does it hurt to ask?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Switch doors.
Himyul: nothing bad ever happened trusting the fey
ninja_theory_ashrams: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the glowy thing.
ElektroTal: what advice do you think O Fuckin' Seamus is gonna tell you
anarchylad: We don't know it's not dangerous, it might just be less dangerous
Fugi: Ask anyway imo
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Insert the soul.
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
ThorSokar: Right, but you can assume he lies
Mister_Hush: A pit!
DigitalSeahorse: maybe he lied about the smelly one
DigitalSeahorse: :D
dangerous_safety: danger door
RvLeshrac: This is Adam trying to get away from Chat.
KartoffelKaiser: 188: You die.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! So I had to go have dinner after RQ so I'm so late that there's no way for me to be truly caught up, so . . . has lrrADAM gotten trapped in a jar at any point thus far?
DigitalSeahorse: danger door....but it may not kill
Solipsody: A large monster could be smelly, I guess?
SquareDotCube: "On the wall is some graffiti. It says, 'You Stink!'"
DigitalSeahorse: maybe it could give you a sliver
ElektroTal: ' lrrHAM
CururuGuasu: One could be smelly and dangerous
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam's being cautious because he rolled the lowest possible skill value PharaohBender27
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 No, but we ignored someone in pain who needed help, which we decided was *like* being in a jar
DigitalSeahorse: door didn't fall on you, you're safe! :P
TheWarbo: yes, there certainly are no media where something famously tried to kill people who went into a garbage chute
PharaohBender27: @Pteraspidomorphi OOF
ninja_theory_ashrams: cat sith?
DigitalSeahorse: how long does strong spell last?
dangerous_safety: if its seamus....
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh so we're doing the "jerk run" in this story?
ElektroTal: gg
e_bloc: yes
BusTed: rip
e_bloc: TPK
Darleysam: otaku jeff was your dump stat :(
Nigouki: welp
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Look, we're just being smart here :P
BusTed: I'm sure this is fine.
red_shoes_jeff: F
ElektroTal: BibleThump lrrAWW
Muddy_Thunder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:41.
brainbosh: katesRip katesRip katesRip
Raurrrrr: katesRip
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Solipsody: 323: Everything is fine! It turns out you didn't need a throat or leg.
RassilonDND: wow that took longer than expected
Sarah_Serinde: rude
e_bloc: it was all a dream
kusinohki: no creature, just a bear trap
BusTed: Oh, that silly trickster.
DigitalSeahorse: :o
Nigouki: mooooootherfuuuuucker
NightValien28: we werewolf?
ElementalAlchemist: OH BUS OFF O'SEAMUS
PharaohBender27: OH MY lrrEFF ing GOD
Phosphatide: punk'd
dangerous_safety: FUCKING SEAMUS
Mister_Hush: Wasted our spell!
e_bloc: and now an hour of getting jerked around by O'Seamus
Alness49: Twist his head off!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED lrrSACK_SG voxlunNut goobsYELL goobsTAG
Mister_Hush: It wasn't... that funny...
KartoffelKaiser: oh no he cast hideous laughter
ElektroTal: look, it isn't the citadel of calm
BusTed: it's just a prank bro
NightValien28: seamus is an youtuber
korvys: Just a prank, bro
DigitalSeahorse: worst joker
jadedcynic: I....I fail to see the humour in that
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Remember when you thought you were going to die!
e_bloc: what a clever jape
PharaohBender27: Advice: Take the sword, and CUT HIS lrrEFF ING HEAD OFF WITH IT
jadedcynic: "I just fake-KILLED you; wasn't that funny?"
KartoffelKaiser: Silver Mirror PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: a mirror uhoh
KartoffelKaiser: That's a focus component for the Scrying spell.
ElektroTal: i hope Denis and James aren't watching, or they're gonna kick you out of the command fest for this atrocious accent =)
Mister_Hush: +1 Sword and a Mirror
TemporallyAwry: A "hopefully" magic sword.
bowsin_durrows: Copper door, it's the only commonality between all three.
DigitalSeahorse: are we about to face medusa?
Sibwow: oseamus is fooling you with the sword
red_shoes_jeff: Brass
Solipsody: Copper for sure.
MechaKuuga: Mirror of friendship? Is that a good gift for friends now? Can I Amazon wishlist it?
Muddy_Thunder: Take the bronze door again. Show your enemy an infinite loop, your opponent must concede
Nigouki: silver mirror seems to hint at medusa
bowsin_durrows: I might be able to tell, but probably not.
ThorSokar: I'd use the copper one, copper disinfects itself
KartoffelKaiser: I'll bet that it's a cursed -1 sword
Ckiva: copper would be hella corroded
Mister_Hush: Brass is naturally disinfectant
ElektroTal: yeah you could. Copper is dark reddish, Bronze is more brown/gold, Brass is bright yellow
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Pteraspidomorphi: Copper could have that greeen patina
RassilonDND: where's the "turn around and sword saemus button"
Laserbeaks_Fury: You find the police behind the Copper door Kappa
kusinohki: isn't bronze copper+brass?
cptcobalt: presuming the handles are not tarnished from a fine weathering, of course
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ElektroTal: Brass is copper plus bronze
NarishmaReborn: if you're a copper, you have to tell me
Drasvin: Bronze is copper+tin
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KartoffelKaiser: Wine cellar. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest wine
Mister_Hush: Must chat's home, the whine cellar
red_shoes_jeff: Let's get HAMMERED!
Ckiva: go back to metallurgy school kid
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody No problem! :)
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine *whines*
Diabore: it is otaku jeff
Inkompetence: Brass is copper and zinc.
KartoffelKaiser: And Sorcerers have high Charisma, which is neither
ElektroTal: you're right, my bad
captain_wulf: lrrADAM
Solipsody: Wizards are good at figuring how to do things, bad at figuring out what to do.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The figure will undoubtedly sell you wine.
CururuGuasu: To be fair, you are still in proximity of the Leprechaun
Pteraspidomorphi: He seems nice
Mister_Hush: He looks friendly
KV1NN4: uhhhh
ElektroTal: Also, while we're on this, what's with D&D having copper, bronze, and brass dragons.
Billy_Waggledaggers: Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.
KartoffelKaiser: It's a weird ghost sommelier
Pteraspidomorphi: We should go for a hug
Dezinkled: Ask Jeeves for the best vintage
zahlfast: Spooky
Inkompetence: ElektroTal no worries, I had to look it up to be sure. :P
zahlfast: Yaaargle!
captain_wulf: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: People want game remakes to just make the original look better
Kramburger: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
voakir: Bronze dragons are the result of a copper dragon and tin dragon mating.
KartoffelKaiser: @ElektroTal when they decided that metallic = good and chromatic = bad for dragons, they found that there were way more distinct colors than metals
Penthesilea180: This evil sorcerer seems to have a full community working for him.
Solipsody: Be bold! Red!
BusTed: Rosé all day baby.
Mister_Hush: Taste the white
Nigouki: chug! chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!
MechaKuuga: mmm Rose
captain_wulf: hwhite
Fracaswell: rose is making a comeback
dangerous_safety: bottle of port
Science_and_Magic: I'm preferential to white
KartoffelKaiser: Like they could have gone with titanium dragons I guess.
Alness49: Rose!
zahlfast: It’s a trap
randomino5: SwiftRage ALL OF THEM
darienmask: I love a nice Rosé
ThorSokar: Rose seems good
KartoffelKaiser: Tungsten dragons
Kramburger: Well, what dish are we having with the magic wine?
Featherweight_: Drizzt heard you talkn' #$%#
red_shoes_jeff: Titanium Hwhite
Solipsody: Pfft.
KartoffelKaiser: Is this drizzt, or the dark elf from Final Fantasy?
ElektroTal: hilariously, i wrote a whole D&D book about dragons in 3e
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BusTed: Truth wine!
Science_and_Magic: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
KartoffelKaiser: Truth potion D:
BrokenGolem: in vino veritas
Raurrrrr: fugiWow
NightValien28: kill the narc
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Science_and_Magic: Well F
red_shoes_jeff: He's a JEDI!
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
MechaKuuga: Adam got got
ElementalAlchemist: it's a fight
KartoffelKaiser: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub! <3
randomino5: What kind of saw-edged weapon? A saw?
Solipsody: Yeah. That truth serum is called "day drunk", and I've seen rose do that to a lot of people. The red would just put you to sleep.
PharaohBender27: @Science_and_Magic No problem! :)
pecoto: Rose is a NEWB wine....should have gone with red man
Diabore: thats just alcohol bro
ElementalAlchemist: No, I put wine in the wine
ThorSokar: It's just REALLY good wine
Molladia: Spiked with Vitara
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, the Pocket 10,000
darienmask: Ooh, can I have that device? Sounds useful
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Mister_Hush: You can win
Featherweight_: Dark elf I choose youuuuuu
Nigouki: just stab the guy
DigitalSeahorse: what if he's the leprochan?
midday_rendelnep: dooo dooooooo...... de doooo doooooooo
ThorSokar: Kick his ass SeaBats!
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Hangedman: I cast Time Travel and glance at the next page
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ninja_theory_ashrams: +1 sword, equal skill
Pteraspidomorphi: It's 7 with the +1
korvys: 7 is with the +1
Pteraspidomorphi: He had gone down to 6 skill
ninja_theory_ashrams: ah
darienmask: darn joy buzzer
Pteraspidomorphi: (From the leprechaun's buzzer)
Solipsody: Even if ties go to you, that
red_shoes_jeff: O' Seamuuuuus!
Solipsody: Ahem. Even if ties go to you, that's less than 50/50.
Diabore: haha, we're in danger
zahlfast: I’m scurd
Solipsody: DO ties go to you?
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KartoffelKaiser: I think ties are just "nothing happens"
Ckiva: incoming hosing
Diabore: 11 or more
Pal_Friendpatine: How many times can you cast duplicate?
Diabore: 16 right?
korvys: You don't need to do the whole math, you can just add +1 to the elf, for the difference
Solipsody: 33% odds.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
BusTed: Ouch.
ALLxISxLOST: octoTito_TK octoTito_TK octoTito_TK octoTito_TK octoTito_TK
KartoffelKaiser: @Pal_Friendpatine Just once
Science_and_Magic: We might get our first death to a drow
CururuGuasu: Consult the helm!
BusTed: Snake eyes!
Freila_Olympus: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: DEUCE
KartoffelKaiser: D:
BusTed: Unless it's a seix.
BusTed: then it's lega.
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
BusTed: rayfkWelp
midday_rendelnep: ooooh nooo
red_shoes_jeff: "I should warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing! DAMN YOUR TRUTH SERUM!"
Molladia: RPGGhosto RPGEpicSword RPGHP
Phosphatide: seabatHITBOX
MAPBoardgames: katesRip
PharaohBender27: OH NO
Ckiva: NotLikeThis
zahlfast: What is on Adam’s shirt?
ALLxISxLOST: Did Adam died?
BusTed: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
darienmask: Gungeon friends
MechaKuuga: LUL
Ckiva: lrrFINE
Mister_Hush: can you do better adam
ElektroTal: Adam, my dude.
IsThis___Art: uhohs
MAPBoardgames: @zahlfast Enter the Gungeon
Solipsody: My screen actually went black when that happened.
Freila_Olympus: lrrFINE
Pteraspidomorphi: You can always cast the spell
orimazer: how close to death is he?
margieargie: katesOw
captain_wulf: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Nigouki: Otaku Jeff can't handle his alcohol
PharaohBender27: @zahlfast Sentient sirens with guns, it looks like?
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
ThorSokar: woo!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT lrrSACK
Molladia: Ooof
korvys: You beat the sommelier
KartoffelKaiser: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Phosphatide: jimtheFantastic
Znazl: 🦀 Elf is dead 🦀
darienmask: Pyrrhic victory
ALLxISxLOST: Dang, I wanted Adam to fail BibleThump
MAPBoardgames: Do you know the definition of Pyrrhic victory?
PharaohBender27: @darienmask "Another such victory against an elf, and we shall be undone!"
KartoffelKaiser: @Znazl 🦀 elf powerless against otaku jeff🦀
MAPBoardgames: Elf = all dead
darienmask: Yes, but at a large cost
Phosphatide: raid the booooooze
red_shoes_jeff: Raid the liquor cabinet!
BusTed: Makes a good paperweight.
Penthesilea180: Are any of those healing wines?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG alohaa1Aloha lrrCIRCLE_SG
ElementalAlchemist: Surely we'll find some way to use the Pocket 10,000
PharaohBender27: @MAPBoardgames I'll let you judge by my paraphrase
red_shoes_jeff: Grab the hooch and run!
Solipsody: @Penthesilea180 A nice restorative brandy, maybe.
ALLxISxLOST: Is it possible to be nothing but a murder hobo in this book?
orimazer: which is poisoned
red_shoes_jeff: Try the Hwhite hwine.
Grimpo96: Gosh, this is giving me flashbacks to the Goosebumps "Choose your tale" Adventure
NotCainNorAbel: I would just spend the rest of adventure in the wine cellar.
KartoffelKaiser: important question: is this sorcerer Sicilian?
Solipsody: Steve did devote a lot of this book to wine...
Mister_Hush: Take a bottle for the road and keep trucking
Sarah_Serinde: I'm curious about the other wines but that seems not super smart
zahlfast: Let’s go onward
red_shoes_jeff: @KartoffelKaiser Follow-up: Is DEATH on the line?
Sarah_Serinde: But I guess we'll find out :D
Ckiva: if you try all three wines, do you get tipsy? what kind of drunk is our character?
korvys: The rose seemed like the bad option, so by process of elimination both of the others must be good!
PharaohBender27: UH OH
e_bloc: you drank my brother
Sarah_Serinde: This...might be a better time for the shield spell, but also you could be halucinating from that wine
dangerous_safety: "you drank my brother"
darienmask: A wine magnet spell?
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW katesThank lrrDARK
BusTed: Or just tripping again.
orimazer: you can't choose not to either?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine nettyWine
MAPBoardgames: I'm getting vibes from that scene from Young Sherlock Holmes
ElektroTal: we're playing a tabletop roguelike
DiscordianTokkan: A Trapped Jar (of wine)
Science_and_Magic: Is that a mandatory "cast the spell" command?
BloodnBullets: I've fought this zelda enemy, its usually tiles or pots though
Featherweight_: straight bottled!
orimazer: the last time it gave you the option not to
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha I was right
BusTed: Yup.
KartoffelKaiser: Jebaited again
DigitalSeahorse: doh
ThorSokar: BAITED
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse No problem! :) lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: :D
e_bloc: it was a tomato
Penthesilea180: lsd wine?!
randomino5: Jebaited
DiscordianTokkan: Frig
Juliamon: You got drugged... again
Sarah_Serinde: So we can still take a bottle for the road, right?
Drasvin: So many traps to get you to burn the shield spell
Bloodrosh: got ya
red_shoes_jeff: This castle sucks! Is anything real in here!?
KartoffelKaiser: Why can't we also drink the other one???
IbunWest: Jebaited
Sarah_Serinde: We brought this on ourselves
Ckiva: Jebai Jebaited
darienmask: So note to self, White Wine
amythist: yeah nothing says "time to keep moving" like vivid hallucinations
randomino5: Amazing, a game with zero replay value
Fruan: The only winning move is to never do anything
Sarah_Serinde: We saw what happened with the rose and yet we tried again
Phosphatide: Jebaited
Mikiao: Trust no one...even the narrator
Pteraspidomorphi: Well the sommelier did say the wine was magical...
Freila_Olympus: No more shield spell :/
w1nsol: That's just mean.
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
MAPBoardgames: This game is playing Adam, not the other way around!
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NotCainNorAbel: It really did say use this spell or if you cannot then...
randomino5: It's from the Blizzard school of fun
RvLeshrac: watScam
KartoffelKaiser: Wait does this sorcerer just keep a bunch of spiked wine lying around?
Pal_Friendpatine: Well it is chaos
KartoffelKaiser: What if he drinks one by accident?
BloodnBullets: welcome to the human condition paul.
jadedcynic: yeah, CoC seems to be rather different from other FF books I've read/played...
Mikiao: Are we going to get to the end of one of these and find out this was all a dream?!?!?
NotCainNorAbel: Untrustworthy narrator
1y1e: that's chaos baby
Solipsody: Hang on, did Adam take his +1s in that last fight?
PharaohBender27: This choose-your-own-DnD adventure book seems to have a lot of "This was only a hallucination!" scenarios
Ckiva: more like citadel of cheap tricks am I right
Nigouki: so whoever designed the security for the big bad fully expected a wizard assassin
Sarah_Serinde: I choose to assume that too
KartoffelKaiser: This seems like the Tomb of Horrors of Fighting Fantasy books
MAPBoardgames: Yoink!
DiscordianTokkan: Is this lying book... ART? *raises hands* cheer100
amythist: the one that makes me wonder, is if you didn't use the shield spell, would the bottle attack have been real, as in damned if you do, damned if you don't
NotCainNorAbel: @Solipsody yes
RvLeshrac: "If you picked up a bottle of wine, HAHA! It was also an illusion!"
Solipsody: Cool.
Sarah_Serinde: amythist I kind of doubt the book would do that, but I don't know
dangerous_safety: isn't all fiction lying to you though?
Dezinkled: Now I want to know what the white wine does
ninja_theory_ashrams: Jeff's last words, "I'm not falling for another illusion"
zahlfast: The last time we didn’t use the spell and it was just a tomato and we were fine
Juliamon: Uh-oh
1y1e: the floor is an illusion - you fall into a deep pit
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, merging of previous paths
Mikiao: All my DnD characters have the same fear of the Fey and illusions. If I hear the word "fey" i want to roll to disbelieve EVERYTHING...that enemy, those rocks, that nothing
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Pteraspidomorphi: For mapping!
Nigouki: you're drunk right now so you're now sneaky anymore :P
Nigouki: *not
Ckiva: so you can draw it on your map?
Swamplor: Its weird to pile on the feel bad. You already took the penalty of using up a spell. The text could just describe you protecting yourself and fleeing the room.
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StarWarsTHX1138: because you're going to end up back at the 4 way junction
Drasvin: It's probably a convergence point.
PharaohBender27: OH SNAP
Mikiao: The lantern was an illusion
Countjondi: a lantern can be reffered to as a torch....
KartoffelKaiser: "What do you do?" "I open the door" "Ok, you stride confidently into the trapped room"
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
kusinohki: the wizard cannot use the lantern
KartoffelKaiser: The last page just reads "This book is an illusion"
Nigouki: today on Watch+Play, more Fighting Fantasy!
RvLeshrac: In this episode, Adam is fighting the actual fantasy.
Rioxcon: this whole quest is an illusion, he never left the castle
kusinohki: chronicles of Narnia refer to a flashlight as a torch. it was very confusing to me as a kid
DigitalSeahorse: next time it's mentioned it's a candle :P
Featherweight_: does it like wine?
Sarah_Serinde: Swamplor I think the book expects you to fail sometimes and do multiple playthroughs. So next time you'd know to be smarter with your spells. Also, it tells you that you're going to run into illusions and you'll have to make a judgement call on whether to believe them
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
Ckiva: inb4 its literally a statue
PharaohBender27: Did we encounter a golem?
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginChaos
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
KartoffelKaiser: I'll bet it can hear but not see. So if you talk to it it just attacks you
MAPBoardgames: What's the 'Zero to Crate' on this game?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Molladia: It’s a mimic
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Mister_Hush: Always punished, never lucky
BusTed: If it was fake, what would be the harm in speaking to it?
DigitalSeahorse: hi Anubis169 elfunkCat mister165Wave
zahlfast: Let’s move slowly
ninja_theory_ashrams: illusion
KartoffelKaiser: @BusTed something else might hear you i guess?
Phosphatide: maybe it's just a friend
MAPBoardgames: How much of that wine have you had??
Anubis169: yo! travC travA travT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
banachspacebar: maybe it's a hallucination of a giant
PharaohBender27: CALLED IT
KartoffelKaiser: Jebaited
DigitalSeahorse: kitty! ssandSPOOKED
Nigouki: creature copy! and then raid the boxes!
BrokenGolem: kathle3EYE kathle3EYE
zahlfast: Maybe it’s a friendly silent giant
ninja_theory_ashrams: illusion
KartoffelKaiser: Oh i'll bet fire won't work
Featherweight_: geodude I chose you!
Science_and_Magic: Golem x Golem HAWT
Scud422: No! Golem's are immune to magic
amythist: it said it's slow, probably could jsut outrun it
korvys: I feel like runnning would work
ninja_theory_ashrams: fake golem
ElektroTal: can we restart
MAPBoardgames: Stop the golem on golem violence!
Tiber727: Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
BusTed: Flip a coin!
1y1e: The things in the corner must be Geodudes
Solipsody: So Creature Copy takes it down, statistically, most of the way, and then you finish it off.
zahlfast: Leave the boxes let’s run
DigitalSeahorse: golem-able
Ckiva: can i suggest 4 dice total? 2 for each golem
Science_and_Magic: Oh christ, I thought the book said Stamina 20!
darienmask: Roll for golem seduction
DigitalSeahorse: :D
e_bloc: the third rule of golem club is if it's your first playthrough, you have to fight
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Pal_Friendpatine: 147 is the result page for both results
DigitalSeahorse: crud, I no have friend emote ssandHUG ssandHUG
Nigouki: surprise immortal golem?
ninja_theory_ashrams: symmetrical fighting gets us nowhere
m_logan2000: I like how while the golems going at it Adam is just standing watching
Ckiva: its 147 if you win otherwise you die tho
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG
ElektroTal: rock em sock em golems
BusTed: 3 to 3
Pal_Friendpatine: @ckiva ah yup. I see
BusTed: rip
Solipsody: That didn't work out great.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL ssandRAINBOW PrideWingR alohaa1Aloha kathle3PRISM
Science_and_Magic: Should kept the 7
Fracaswell: Jerf, no!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
PharaohBender27: Also holy shit that randomly generated clip url name
DigitalSeahorse: 7 is lucky lrrSACK_SG
Pteraspidomorphi: Use your luck?
randomino5: @PharaohBender27 amazing
e_bloc: RNGeeeeez
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN lrrSACK_SG
korvys: No, that;'s a tie
ElektroTal: what the hell @PharaohBender27, that's a horny ungulate
BusTed: Hahahaha
orimazer: f
Znazl: LL
randomino5: Hey gurl u want this Alpaca
BusTed: Time to heal!
KartoffelKaiser: RIP
captain_wulf: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: F
Solipsody: Your odds here are... Not amazing. Gonna be honest.
darienmask: nice roll
Phosphatide: LUL
midday_rendelnep: ooooooof
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
oliver1026154: fffff
helgridr: 1 is not 0
zahlfast: 1hp
Solipsody: Still 58% on luck.
Featherweight_: welcome to the highlight reel
DigitalSeahorse: 1 > 0
zahlfast: Your life is a resource
KartoffelKaiser: 1 != 0
BusTed: Below average!
korvys: 7
DigitalSeahorse: common
Science_and_Magic: 6>!
e_bloc: gottem
DigitalSeahorse: yay
Science_and_Magic: WOO1
Fracaswell: lrrSACK_SG
IsThis___Art: jeebus!
randomino5: EZ game
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG
BusTed: God gamer.
KartoffelKaiser: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
JerecoPlays: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT there!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrGOAT lrrFINE
Featherweight_: calling traped box
RegulusPratus: One is not zero!
ThorSokar: SLIGHTLY bruised and bloody
KartoffelKaiser: The boxes are illusions
dangerous_safety: 1 is not 0
midday_rendelnep: !quote one
LRRbot: Quote #4648: "Holy crap..." —Everyone [2018-02-02]
Zebunisher: boxes are empty
BusTed: 🚪 🚪 🚪 Choose a door
Pteraspidomorphi: Baby golems?
margieargie: !findquote one
LRRbot: Quote #5408: "That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely." —Ian [2018-10-18]
zahlfast: I saw that Temple of the Lava Bears episode! It was hilarious
Science_and_Magic: Can't go wrong with right
RegulusPratus: Heal first?
Penthesilea180: Games you can't win, because you play against you.
Sarah_Serinde: So you have one lock spell...
DigitalSeahorse: !quote not zero
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
snowcookies: He healed
Pteraspidomorphi: The bronze box
Nigouki: well page 148 is a spoiler
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: It looks like you're trying to use !findquote
KartoffelKaiser: what
DigitalSeahorse: !quote zero
BusTed: seabatYIKES
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Science_and_Magic: !findquote zero
LRRbot: Quote #5102: "You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
MAPBoardgames: Smash the state, er, crate!
NightValien28: hahahaha
BloodnBullets: wow ruthless
DigitalSeahorse: lol
KartoffelKaiser: "DM, I try to open the box" "Ok, you use your sword like a moron and now it's broken."
Ckiva: well you gotta do all the boxes now right?
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
Armstrong11139: Turns out, sometimes interactive fiction without a GM of some kind just sucks
Science_and_Magic: Why isn't there a Knock spell!
Zebunisher: box 1 is mimic that kills adam!^^
Scud422: A magic sword should not blunt so easily
DigitalSeahorse: RPGEpicSword RPGOops RPGOops RPGOops
snowcookies: This DM is a meanie
SpoonfullOfSugar: Box > Magic Sword, just take the box and hit ppl with it
Molladia: This DM sucks
jessieimproved: I haven't been paying *that* much attention to chat - is there a "This game sucks" drinking game yet?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Drasvin: And then mimic
margieargie: "You try to open the box with your head and die"
zahlfast: Oooooooh.
Molladia: Mimic!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh that's what I was going to say, Paul :D
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Featherweight_: a gold key
Rioxcon: you blunt the key, it will not work on the third box
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my god why
DigitalSeahorse: #RoadQuest today was RAD lrrSACK_SG voxlunRad
Pteraspidomorphi: It's radioactive!
KartoffelKaiser: This really is a watch and play game.
Mister_Hush: Use keys to open boxes to get keys. It's Alex's favorite!
x0den: keys to find keys!
Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
BusTed: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Science_and_Magic: The third one isn't going to work, is it?
KartoffelKaiser: Keys to find keys to find keys
Nigouki: even outside Let's NOPE he can no escape the keys
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
Zyme86: a key to get a key, alex would be proud
darienmask: Is this a Let's Nope now?
korvys: lrrGREED
Solipsody: A jar!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my god
ElektroTal: LOL!
Nigouki: A JAR!
Science_and_Magic: AHH
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
randomino5: Man-spider
Ckiva: A JAR PogChamp
bowsin_durrows: A key made out of uranium, as you would expect.
Science_and_Magic: JAR
Phosphatide: jar seabatTROG
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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Pharmacistjudge: Don't open the Jar!
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
Dezinkled: hahhahaa
IsThis___Art: A JAR
x0den: !jar
Fracaswell: bahahahaha
YawnLance: benginDab
margieargie: Well, we know what Adam's going to do here.
NightValien28: let the spider out you coward
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Penthesilea180: The spider is you!
x0den: !findquote jar
LRRbot: Quote #4656: "the solution is more cows in jars" —James [2018-02-07]
TemporallyAwry: This book was made for you :D
Science_and_Magic: That's creepy as fuck!
dangerous_safety: NOT LETING HIM OUT
zahlfast: Uh oh.
EscherichiaCole: Turned into a spider AND trapped in a jar
BusTed: So you're wandering through a dungeon...
Pharmacistjudge: Leave the jar
snowcookies: lrrADAM_SG
Jorge4hg: well adam...
NotCainNorAbel: Adam is now truly tested!
DiscordianTokkan: This is like, custom MADE for Adam
bowsin_durrows: The spider isn't getting out, especially not the old man spider.
DigitalSeahorse: jamieJamjar voxlunNut 🕷🕸
IsThis___Art: NO I DO NOT put that jar in my bag
NightValien28: let him out let him out
TemporallyAwry: Later you'll find an old man with the face of a spider.
Ckiva: do you take the keys/
Rhynerd: Spider- oh no
TrinexxSlayer: let the spider out adam, because it's a bad idea
Pharmacistjudge: why did you put it in your bag?
BloodForTheCorelab: i feel like we can never open that...
KartoffelKaiser: "One sec just gotta stow my jarred spider"
Solipsody: "That's a problem for Future Otaku Jeff."
Jericotyler: Ooooold Maaaaan Spiiiider
Featherweight_: welcome to the team!
DigitalSeahorse: like the fly but with two more legs and no wings :P
ElektroTal: "I'll get back to you later"
Jorge4hg: loot
Nigouki: "I'm saving you for dinner"
Jericotyler: He juust keeps spinning
MAPBoardgames: I put it in my pants
Tiber727: I do not let him out." Turn to page 80. You let the spider out of the jar-
Rhynerd: Oh heavens why does the spider have a human face
Zebunisher: great,now you have a jar with an old man-spider to jeet at the next enemy
snowcookies: you might need that for a later box
IsThis___Art: @Jericotyler he must know somethin
DigitalSeahorse: "help me! help meeeeeeeeee!"
zahlfast: I totally leave the jar behind, too spooky
korvys: Ol' Man Spider, one of the lesser known Paul Robeson songs...
Ckiva: you actually used them both tho right?
ElektroTal: cause they aren't magic, duh
midday_rendelnep: @Rhynerd wizards, man
BloodForTheCorelab: you found the one lok they work for...
Jericotyler: I wanna hear Paul sing Ol' Man Spider now.
Armstrong11139: Interchangeable Antimatter Keys
PharaohBender27: Well, I hope someone clipped that moment when Adam dented his sword on a lock, because Twitch crapped out on me in clip creation for some reason :/
Armstrong11139: They work by annihilating the locks
Ckiva: zelda is ruined forever
ElementalAlchemist: They get used up because keeping all those keys in your inventory and making you sift through them would be a giant pain in the booty butt
SquareDotCube: The diabolical plans of Big Key
Vyous: They aren't keys so much as key shaped explosives Kappa
zahlfast: Confusing. After you turn the lock, you take the key out?
niccus: new concept: game where if you have 12 keys, you have to try them one by one
dangerous_safety: "I got you one of those spider mans. The man at the store told me that this is the one you wanted"
Pteraspidomorphi: Another nice direction hint for your map
ElementalAlchemist: niccus: Isn't that just You Have 293 Keys?
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korvys: There's a lot more "do you want to cast the spell?" options
x0den: this is the path where you have the spider in the jar
KartoffelKaiser: The choices are all "which of these cursed boxes do you want to injure yourself trying to open?"
DigitalSeahorse: niccus, there is a game lie that, yeah the 100 or 1000 keys one ....I forget how many
DigitalSeahorse: Alex played it already
Pteraspidomorphi: We already had three doors we didn't check, plus white wine we didn't taste
ElementalAlchemist: digitalseahorse: 293
korvys: There's a LRR sketch about that
KartoffelKaiser: Also, imagine reading that line without finding the jar first.
zahlfast: Who is Balthaus?
Scud422: Now you need clown makeup for the old man spider
DigitalSeahorse: ElementalAlchemist ah!
Featherweight_: just needs clown paint and fire
Morrigan9: so would you free the spider from the jar or not?
KartoffelKaiser: "wtf do you mean jarred man spider"
Ckiva: you're gonna find a huge eff off man spider and youll be able to avoid fighting it by returning its child
BrindleBoar: what if it's a cute manspider
Jericotyler: It's a young Skulltula
ElementalAlchemist: digitalseahorse: Specifically, it was called "You Have 293 Keys"
BusTed: You know, the old man faced spider?
DigitalSeahorse: jamieJamjar voxlunNut
DigitalSeahorse: nutty spider man
midday_rendelnep: oooooh this is Karazhan
ninja_theory_ashrams: so far, everything is a trap
Armstrong11139: The emptiness is an illusion
KartoffelKaiser: The table is clearly an illusion
x0den: !advice
LRRbot: Scorpions aren't good for dating.
BloodForTheCorelab: i wondr if spider text only appears down the route after getting the spider
korvys: Which staircase isn't trapped? (Answer, neither)
x0den: !left
Solipsody: Attack the emptiness!
DigitalSeahorse: wait why didn't we save Spiderman? :O
niccus: oh sweet there's a 293 keys speedrun
Featherweight_: tables are people too!
Pteraspidomorphi: See so many choices
Lastof_: What if after getting the old man spider it is never mentioned again, just there to mess with you
Molladia: Well the pc is in there, so not empty of people.
KartoffelKaiser: The armor is possesed and attacks you SeriousSloth
ElektroTal: this is a very skinner box of a book
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
Pteraspidomorphi: Well.
Phosphatide: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: get slapped
NightValien28: vibe check
KartoffelKaiser: Wait did we die
PharaohBender27: katesOw
Pteraspidomorphi: Good thing Adam healed
BusTed: We healed.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Citadel of benginChaos , everything is a trap, abandon gamer sense immediately!
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, good
margieargie: Imagine if that had killed you...
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED ssandMOD a challenge!
jessieimproved: So we're just going to ignore getting slapped by armor
Armstrong11139: Yeah it's not even that you're being punished for being curious
DiscordianTokkan: Norman Reedus punching you in Death Stranding for looking at his crotch
tergonis: they're training you to be a coward
DigitalSeahorse: no wait that's dropping your gauntlet
Armstrong11139: It's that you're being punished for being *told* how curious you are
Vanbael: Right of course
Featherweight_: right!
Ckiva: Go Left
KartoffelKaiser: g o _ l e f t
zahlfast: This game is teaching us: do not investigate, so not pass go
dangerous_safety: GO RIGHT
Feltic: Trend Breaker
zahlfast: Left
Penthesilea180: "Smacked to death by suit of armor"
korvys: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #1185: "Flush that toilet. She left again." —Beej [2015-11-28]
Jorge4hg: right, go left
DigitalSeahorse: go left
Pteraspidomorphi: Left is not right!
m_logan2000: right is right
NotCainNorAbel: I kind of like the fact each book is very different. The first one really wanted you to look at everything and this one kills you for looking.
DigitalSeahorse: make 3 rights which is left
Questhere: take 3 lefts
tergonis: adam's contrarian streak is stronger than his memelord side
BusTed: rayfkWelp
DigitalSeahorse: take one more left after the 3 lefts
Fruan: Sounds like a moment designed to teach you to save often
korvys: Or that Planescape game where you can just hit the ground and die immediately
KartoffelKaiser: I mean, the beginning is the best place to put something like that. Least amount of time starting over
Molladia: Was that Snapple?
DarkMorford: Ah, yes, old-school Sierra games.
Ckiva: maybe you should be speedrunning this and always taking the nearest door
rogerivany: Is Adam a cat? Curiosity killed the cat.
KartoffelKaiser: Of course, you could also just not
DarkMorford: "Save early, save often" was an important rule for those.
KartoffelKaiser: The book heard you wanted more choices Kappa
Ckiva: man why are these choices so random
BusTed: 🚪 🚪 🚪
Featherweight_: go center!
dangerous_safety: all right all the time
Fugi: Always go with the lower page number
ninja_theory_ashrams: no pattern, chaos
BusTed: go to center
KartoffelKaiser: Which of these doors always lies?
jibbity: it's left i can feel it
erased_citizen: I didnt know Adam would be streaming this tonight, just caught up with the other two. Sad I missed the beginning
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT go centar
PharaohBender27: UMMMM
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer
DarkMorford: They're playing D&D!
Lastof_: give them the Tylenol!
Molladia: An offering!!!
KartoffelKaiser: babo gobbos
zahlfast: It’s kind of frustrating because there are no clues or puzzles to help us figure out the right answer
ArmadilloAL: Give 'em the stick!
dangerous_safety: This room is full of babies
Phosphatide: SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
MAPBoardgames: Tingle... Tingle... Koolo limpah!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDrTeeth feliciaCrying wheelerDrTPride
Jorge4hg: give them the spider
KartoffelKaiser: "hey kids want this jar"
Science_and_Magic: Give em the wine!
Ckiva: they're just gonna eat that spider am I right
Pteraspidomorphi: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: you remind me of the babe
BloodnBullets: the kids mug you and take all the stuff out of your bag
Diabore: tylenol or spider
DigitalSeahorse: who do?
BusTed: Myriad's busted.
bowsin_durrows: Not the spider, they might let it out.
Featherweight_: jar jar jar '
DigitalSeahorse: YOU do!
ThorSokar: Berries?
emonotony: DigitalSeahorse The power of voodoo?
Pteraspidomorphi: You did say you were going to give them the tylenol
DigitalSeahorse: remind me of the babe
Zebunisher: maybe they can fix the myriad?
Diabore: pills
Mister_Hush: Give 'em the tylenol
DigitalSeahorse: emoq
Molladia: What’s a myriad?
endoforder: Drugs!
DigitalSeahorse: emonotony YES!
Jorge4hg: give them the goods adam
BusTed: But it's a shiny!
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
emonotony: Also yeah, all unrelated to the stream, but I wonder if The Paul informed the boys wikipedia access through the entire Road Quest trip was an option.
Jericotyler: Children's Tyenol
DigitalSeahorse: the babe with the power
KartoffelKaiser: What if the berries are poison
MAPBoardgames: One unit of 'drugs', please.
KartoffelKaiser: and we just killed a bunch of children
Solipsody: "Asleep."
emonotony: DigitalSeahorse You do
Mister_Hush: Oh, it was Tylenol PM!
Pteraspidomorphi: That's not tylenol
Phosphatide: adam bullying babies
BloodnBullets: sleep forever
BusTed: Ok then.
Pharmacistjudge: So it's benadryl?
Molladia: How bad could that have been?
Jericotyler: Adam drugged some kids
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
snowcookies: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Welp, wasted some useful berries :P
Penthesilea180: Night night kids
Jorge4hg: adam why
Questhere: tric kor treat
NightValien28: this game is amazing
Jericotyler: Adam is the best babysitter
DigitalSeahorse: emonotony voodoo!
DiscordianTokkan: "Hey kids, have these drugs. ... This is BORING I'm out"
Zebunisher: drug dealer jeff
PharaohBender27: Hey, at least they didn't attack
MAPBoardgames: you just drugged a bunch of kids in an effort to take their stuff.
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginChaos
Pharmacistjudge: Benadryl or melatonin?
e_bloc: or a killing thing
Featherweight_: can we please check the spider entry at the end?
Jorge4hg: sure sleeping
RealGamerCow: Goblin mom comes in: "Wow, the kids are really behaving and quiet today."
Pteraspidomorphi: Otaku Jeff 3 is probably literally weaker than a kid at this point
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NightValien28: Pharmacistjudge yes
KartoffelKaiser: Maybe the other uses of the berries involve you eating them and falling asleep
emonotony: Hey Paul, you do know how to setup an Offline Wikipedia Device, right?
Anubis169 huggles Featherweight_ <3
Rhynerd: Our hero. RPGSeven
Ckiva: feels like we wasted the berries to me
DigitalSeahorse: oh now I've lost both chaos and order
1y1e: choice was on 64
BusTed: I, too, am curious.
Diabore: the stride to the door was not page 140
Jericotyler: These must be the berries they make ZZZquil from
Dezinkled: Now you no longer have Berries in your bag?
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial only the good stuff right? pharma2Vial
zahlfast: Thok slash!
Diabore: go left!
LoadingReadyRun: emonotony why do you ask?
e_bloc: otaku left
emonotony: I was wondering about a possible more Road Quest and such situations.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG childrens tylenol, the coolest drugs
Mister_Hush: Fun fact: Spiral staircases ascend clockwise, so that the column in their middle would block invading armies from being able to swing their swords, while a defending soldier could swing over the bannister.
Sarah_Serinde: This chat while Adam's streaming isn't the best place for Road Quest questions, we have a channel in the discord where some crew members are answering questions :)
DigitalSeahorse: always follow the instructions and your doctor's advice ....maybe with a second and third opinion
Mister_Hush: Castle doors all open outward for similar defensive reasons
Jorge4hg: do it
Diabore: leap
MrQBear: *holds hands up to a length of rope* Trap?
zahlfast: Let’s ignore it and move on
KartoffelKaiser: "The rope is a snake"
MAPBoardgames: But Adam isn't going to do the smart thing.
saweeks: it'll pay off eventually
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Pteraspidomorphi: Well we were rewarded for having the sleeping berries
ElektroTal: you're not playing this game to not do everything
ArmadilloAL: *looks at rope* Is this a trap?
snowcookies: Are you a coward?
amythist: KartoffelKaiser yeah that's my thought too
ninja_theory_ashrams: chaos reigns
NotCainNorAbel: curiosity, cat, something something
Featherweight_: it will be levitate and pull yourself over witht e rope
AchHansRun: Watch the rope is a snake
DigitalSeahorse: thanks anonymous for Serge sub! lrrSACK_SG sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeOrder sergeFriend
snowcookies: the one in the warlock was a trap
ninja_theory_ashrams: you once stabbed a guy to impress a goblin
firelordgamez: LUL
Diabore: around your head?
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: what
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Rockario: An idea strikes you, the mental whiplash deals 2 points of psycic damage
zahlfast: This does not sound good.
MAPBoardgames: That is going to be one angry mimic
Penthesilea180: Lasso time
DigitalSeahorse: idea ssandMOD goobsSHUTDOWN
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun tried to his head too
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff is an idiot!
voakir: 18 INT, 3 WIS
Ckiva: to let go of the rope, turn to page- oops
Jorge4hg: brilliant
KartoffelKaiser: Out boi is a moron!
Penthesilea180: Oh no! Lasso betrayal!
firelordgamez: "Lassoo"
zahlfast: Lesson: ignore + move on
Pteraspidomorphi: Well we should know by now this character isn't the brighest
RealGamerCow: railroading!
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginDab benginChaos thanks other anonymous definitely not the same person as the last one :P
RealGamerCow: lrrGREED
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun its anchored to YOUR HEAD
Ckiva: why doesnt it just say, the rope trips you up or something
korvys: It specifically didn't say "Pick up the rope, and formulate a GOOD plan"
PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE_SG Thank you, @DigitalSeahorse , for showing me the best way to spend my channel points
Ckiva: so you dont seem like a fkin dumbass
KartoffelKaiser: WAIT why did you anchor it to your head?????
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
MAPBoardgames: The chasm is an illusion.
KartoffelKaiser: I guess it;s the heaviest part of you, because our head is clearly filled with rocks
RvLeshrac: Attack the darkness
dangerous_safety: "You use the illusion spell. It was an illusion"
e_bloc: wut
korvys: It was a trap trap
Jorge4hg: brain too big
Himyul: "fiendish"
KartoffelKaiser: It's like a sword on a table is a ""trap""
e_bloc: the real trap was the lasso we had inside of us all along
ninja_theory_ashrams: this whole book is traps, are we learning?
snowcookies: This DM really wants to mess with you
MAPBoardgames: This grenade has "pick me up" written on the side of it.
Diabore: fools gold was fine
Phosphatide: truly this is the lowest point of otaku jeff's career LUL
Ckiva: why didnt the rope come alive and wrap around your wrist dude
zahlfast: It specifically didn’t say formulate a GOOD plan
KartoffelKaiser: You pick it up by the blade and are like "curse this fiendish trap!!"
Pharmacistjudge: lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK
BloodnBullets: the fools gold got us past the guards
Drasvin: Fools Gold got you in at the start
djalternative: lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK
Pteraspidomorphi: We got like 4 prompts for strength, it might have been useful elsewhere
SniperPumpkin: the fools gold from the very start seemed ok
Fruan: The lesson of this book is Never Try
Ckiva: lrrPAUL
Penthesilea180: A trap is a trip wire, chest on pedestal with rope nearby is just a puzzle.
eric_christian_berg: Old school dungeon crawls are kinda like being repeatedly kicked in the crotch.
zahlfast: formulate a “plan??”
ElektroTal: you guys need to play the original tomb of horrors
ArmadilloAL: Nah, I'm not very good at Joust.
Pteraspidomorphi: Ian Livingstone is nicer I guess
dangerous_safety: "The biggest trap was that I'm an idiot wizard"
Pharmacistjudge: i'll be honest, I never knew the British pronounce Lasso differently than the US does
Mister_Hush: succ'd
NightValien28: they need heal
MAPBoardgames: The mocking laugh is just Twitch chat
dangerous_safety: Hes laughing cause he saw what you did in the last room
ArcOfTheConclave: Welcome to De-Nile!
IsThis___Art: wrong way
jibbity: Clap
azureHaights: Someone fix this record player
jibbity: LUL
Kramburger: Oh god, you're trapped in a room with Higan
BusTed: Rough.
midday_rendelnep: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Kramburger: *Hogan
Omthebox: Alright. I'm finally here, what's the TL:DR?
Science_and_Magic: I think the speed dial on this record player is busted.
CadmusNix42: Brothers!
KartoffelKaiser: "Also, go fuck yourself"
Diabore: otaku jeff is dead
Science_and_Magic: That's a lot of damage!
Phosphatide: big baby getting scared BabyRage
e_bloc: there is . . . art?
PharaohBender27: THIS GAME SUCKS!
MAPBoardgames: Twitch chat is ALWAYS watching!
Questhere: is this art?
e_bloc: Cheer100
zahlfast: Time for an illusion...
Kramburger: COOL GAME lrrADAM
RassilonDND: it looks like a dehydrated ian
Pteraspidomorphi: Time for spider in a jar?
Mister_Hush: Fire!
lumlite: Throw the jar spider?
Jorge4hg: jar jar jar
ElementalAlchemist: Otaku Jeff might not make it
SniperPumpkin: seems like mirror time
Mister_Hush: Oh you know what, mirror is probably it
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL , ever the optimist
firelordgamez: Spider time
Mister_Hush: It's silver, right?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh and wine
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG sergeFriend slytqHug spider
DigitalSeahorse: Spiderman!
Pteraspidomorphi: LSD wine
zahlfast: Oh! The jar spider’s time to shine
Lastof_: its pitch black, fire seems a good idea
firelordgamez: The face is allergic to spiders and dies
Kramburger: Because it's SILVEr
ElementalAlchemist: Seems like a good bet, as long as we absolutely don't fight
Mister_Hush: Silver is a pure metal, ghosts hate silver
Diabore: spider!
DigitalSeahorse: Spiderman ....does whatever a man spider does
BusTed: Is this the moment?
Phosphatide: so many jars
DiscordianTokkan: Spider Jar time!
KartoffelKaiser: Welp, time to deploy the spider
DigitalSeahorse: do your.....THING
Pteraspidomorphi: Spider in a tophat?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you are opening the Jar?
Ckiva: ghosts are afraid of spiders?
KartoffelKaiser: You let the spider out and it's like "wtf do you want me to do I'm a spider"
BloodnBullets: what the hell would you do with a jar of ointment in this situation
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
BusTed: Does whatever a spider can.
DigitalSeahorse: Gengi?
e_bloc: you fucked up
Diabore: oh we ded
Lastof_: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, not quite what I thought he was
Vanbael: well damn
Sarah_Serinde: Welp
DigitalSeahorse: is it a Pro Gengi?
KartoffelKaiser: Peter Parker NO
Penthesilea180: Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider with an old man face does.
IsThis___Art: oh gdi
niccus: you let him open the jar
NightValien28: that is why you free them
Garbonzo42: what???
firelordgamez: LUL
Ingavar_Khaos: This is how we die
Jorge4hg: oh good
margieargie: Your very unfriendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Fruan: Life is suffering
Phosphatide: Jebaited
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Pharmacistjudge: You opened the Jar! Never Open the Jar!!! lrrADAM_PK
Vanbael: lrrAWW_TK
dangerous_safety: Get me pictures of spider-man
ThorSokar: wow, this game sucks
CantWearHats: that Spider-Man is a MENACE!
DiscordianTokkan: This book HONKS
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
ElektroTal: well, Adam, you can rest knowing that you were right. Never Open The Jar
ConspiracyOfCartographers: never open the jar!
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
Solipsody: 24% to hit.
CommiePuddin: He seems neither friendly nor in my neighborhood.
Dog_of_Myth: Here comes the Spider-Man
DarkMorford: 7 skill? How big is that jar?
BusTed: deffo dead
Garbonzo42: how big was that jar??
Diabore: break and run it back?
ElementalAlchemist: "A soon as the Spider-Man gets its first hit on you..."
Penthesilea180: Apparently attacks. Boo, spider, Boo.
MAPBoardgames: This spider was in a jar that fits in your pocket. Dude, step on it!
KartoffelKaiser: WOW, so it's gonna poison us
DigitalSeahorse: I hope we get caught in a web :P
Armstrong11139: The best part is that it is actually punctuated/generally rendered in the correct style for Trademarked Marvel Superhero Disney Property(tm) Spider-Man
ArcOfTheConclave: Savidan Dillema never open the jar
Vanbael: F
ElementalAlchemist: this is terrible
Pteraspidomorphi: 4 +1 from sword
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
KartoffelKaiser: RIP Otaku Jeff 2019-2019 we tried
Mister_Hush: We're so dead to Spider-Man
Lazarus_18: GDI, Racknee. As in Arachne
Mister_Hush: Tom Holland why
BloodnBullets: whats the chances we contract spiderism from the bite?
e_bloc: didn't we break the sword
Diabore: 6 ties, 7 wins
DigitalSeahorse: 🕷 🕸
e_bloc: easy game for babies
Zyme86: Everybody gets one
korvys: @e_bloc We blunt the sword, which is one of the skill loses, but it still also gives +1
zahlfast: As soon as we get hit once something else happens
ninja_theory_ashrams: push on second hit
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MAPBoardgames: ~45%
BloodnBullets: may as well do it on the second hit
darienmask: Got a second fight ahead
Phosphatide: you've been doing pretty good at rolling 6 or under Kappa
snowcookies: maybe we can peak at 208 and see what that outcome is like?
Solipsody: 58% on luck.
korvys: Wait on it
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX Squid1 lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL Squid4
Pharmacistjudge: well if you get hit once, it's over
Fruan: Only doing 1 damage still means it takes 3 hits to kill it. No real loss.
BusTed: Hahaha.
CantWearHats: oof
banachspacebar: yeah, doesn't change your clock for one try
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 Squid1 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid4 Squid4
BusTed: Time to get stuck in a jar.
firelordgamez: LUL
kerbalized_: f
RedWizardHades: GEEGEE
Himyul: RIP
Mister_Hush: Turn to 208!
Himyul: F
Diabore: so page 208
korvys: benginFacepalm
Dezinkled: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
IsThis___Art: lrrFINE
Pharmacistjudge: totes ded
Ckiva: you're absolutely dying here right?
ghostvalv: yikes
DiscordianTokkan: Welp
DigitalSeahorse: F :P
Penthesilea180: oof
KartoffelKaiser: lrrAWW
NotCainNorAbel: F
Phosphatide: welp SeriousSloth
margieargie: Dun dun dun duuuuun....
Fugi: poison for sure
ElementalAlchemist: Turn to 208
Drasvin: lrrFINE
nerhydas72: that's a fat yikes from me dawg
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Freila_Olympus: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
orimazer: deathtouch 1/1
e_bloc: F
IsThis___Art: good show!
Science_and_Magic: F
PharaohBender27: katesRip ?
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
Solipsody: In your defense... Yeah, this was just a bad idea.
bowsin_durrows: lrrSACK_SG
AchHansRun: F
amam741: smolRip
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RvLeshrac: I can't believe you rolled two 9s.
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
ninja_theory_ashrams: the dice are not friends
BrokenGolem: I guess this is what you get for not releasing him from the jar earlier
Kramburger: F
zahlfast: Squid3
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto
firelordgamez: F
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
PharaohBender27: Oh yep, katesRip
Diabore: insta dead
RedWizardHades: F
Drasvin: lrrSPOOP
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
snowcookies: thy end
CantWearHats: spider-man, spider-man, you have died to spider-man
IsThis___Art: dammit spiderman!
Questhere: F
midday_rendelnep: f
Phosphatide: technichally venomous
Armstrong11139: And remember, this isn't a spider head biting you. This is an old man face biting you
ArmadilloAL: feenDED
PharaohBender27: f
Mister_Hush: Time to start over with Otaku Jeff, Jr.
ThorSokar: F
korvys: benginRip
IsThis___Art: F
Brian_Engineering: F
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: slytqRIP
Zyme86: F
Fruan: F
BloodnBullets: benginRip
DigitalSeahorse: slytqPotion RPGHP RPGMana
Sarah_Serinde: Well, now we roll better stats :P
MAPBoardgames: katesRip
mrshazboto: f
Pteraspidomorphi: Otaku Jeff the IV
gainsofcastamere: F
ghostvalv: ggh
saweeks: RIP
Drasvin: A one shot monster? Really?
Kramburger: lrrADAM_BW RIP Adam
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrSPOOP
RvLeshrac: watScam
Brian_Engineering: katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff's last words are "Umm, actually, you're not're...venomous"
ky0dar: not gonna lie, i have bought a bunch of the digital FF books on the strength of adams streams
korvys: Break time?
midday_rendelnep: !UPTIME
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jibbity: gg
Mister_Hush: Speedrun tactics
Pal_Friendpatine: teftRip
saweeks: speed run
Penthesilea180: Dang it, jar spider. Curse you.
e_bloc: new game +
Nigouki: reroll Otaku Jeff
aquinas_0: just skip back?
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip slytqRIP benginRip
Sarah_Serinde: korvys Dice Friends doesn't usually do breaks
Diabore: maybe help the man this time
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like a roguelike, you know more now
ThorSokar: panicBasket slytqPotion composGasm RPGStaff RPGOops
paladinr: lrrSPOOP_TK
RassilonDND: we should roll tsundere jeff
Kikazi: wanna take a break, get a drink of water?
Lastof_: That room seemed hard. even if beat the spider, we'd have had to fight the ghost things. fires might have been a better idea
ElementalAlchemist: I think there's been like one break in the entire history of Dice Friends
zahlfast: Soooo. Moral of the story: don’t ever investigate and don’t let the spider out of the jar.
PharaohBender27: I mean, you were noting where you made choices - I saw it!
korvys: @Sarah_Serinde true, but we also don't usually have TPKs (Paranoia asside :P )
DigitalSeahorse: what if not go to the first door?
Sarah_Serinde: True
Kikazi: jamieCare
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: lrrADAM_SG I figured out channel points!
DigitalSeahorse: k brb
MAPBoardgames: Lets all go to lobby! And get ourselves some snack!
Nigouki: Otaku Jeff will be succeeded by Otaku Geoff
NotCainNorAbel: RIPCheer700 Poor dead Adam.
Phosphatide: we return from commerial to discover adam has rolled 7/14/7 on his stats Kappa
zahlfast: Sitting tight.
ky0dar: jeph?
eric_christian_berg: @Nigouki Like the Grand Duchy?
PharaohBender27: @FriendlyNeighborhoodGM Oh wow the sunglasses work way better on lrrADAM than on some of the other LRR crew emojis
ghostvalv: lrrADAM_SG
snowcookies: lrrAWESOME_PK I have amassed too many channel points
ky0dar: this one also available on steam
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG
Sarah_Serinde: I was already a fan of lrrFINE so I'm pretty happy about lrrFINE_HF
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: Cool Technology
PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE_SG
Featherweight_: lrrBEN
PunkRockZoologist: Anyone know the name of this tr
PunkRockZoologist: tune
zahlfast: Is dice friends always this kind of choose your own adventure book?
Solipsody: I'd better get to sleep for work tomorrow. Catch you on the VOD, Otaku Jeff II: Better Rolls Hopefully.
ArmadilloAL: Nah, it's usually a four-player-plus DM RPG.
darienmask: Only when it's the solo Adam streams
ArmadilloAL: But when the crew is busy, they let Adam come in and have fun instead.
zahlfast: Oh, like the lava bears episodes?
ky0dar: game book. not CyoA book. slightly different
ArmadilloAL: Yep!
PharaohBender27: @zahlfast No - usually it's a proper game with multiple players and a GM, but this has served as a good "filler"
Rockario: Is the music kinda freaking out for anyone else? or is it just me?
ElementalAlchemist: It's just you
Sarah_Serinde: Here's the playlist of Dice Friends episodes:
zahlfast: Oh thanks!
IsThis___Art: holy cow, 3 lets nopes in 2 weeks, nice
Sarah_Serinde: There are a bunch of fun campaigns run by different people in there :)
Drasvin: Fighting Fantasy works as good filler for Dice Friends, as it's basically single player D&D
BusTed: hi
Rockario: Okay, must be my sound system. It sounds like random speed ramping *shrug
PharaohBender27: @zahlfast i.e., there was supposed to be a campaign, but the GM for that got sick, and Desert Bus is coming soon, so in the meantime Dice Friends is doing "one-offs"
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrADAM !
zahlfast: Oh cool.
Omthebox: Unluuuucky
Ckiva: you could say it was unlucky
darienmask: 17, wow
Pteraspidomorphi: Much better
BusTed: But most importantly, we have the knowledge of some decisions!
midday_rendelnep: I just realised you broke your principle and let someone out of their jar
BusTed: They extorted us.
Pteraspidomorphi: Like don't fight a golem to steal the deadly spider man
aldruon: just got here, did adam die?
kuli34: are we starting again?
darienmask: Well, the spider let the spiderman out of the jar
swaggytaco: ow
BusTed: Maybe the spider man hates someone else worse.
Ckiva: yeah the spider seems like a booby prize
kalateth: give him to the kids!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm curious if the spider ever comes up in a useful context
Phosphatide: mawp
BusTed: Like whomever put him in the jar.
orimazer: weird chirp?
e_bloc: on the plus side, we've proved that you never let the guy in the jar out
darienmask: Maybe if you gave the spider to the berry eaters it would have gone better
kerbalized_: mawp
PharaohBender27: @zahlfast Also apologies if you're confused about what I mean by "Desert Bus," but it's . . . hard to concisely explain. I mean, I guess one could say "LRR crew plays the unreleased game Desert Bus for charity," but that doesn't really do it justice
Phosphatide: i was wearing earbuds and now i am dead
dangerous_safety: audio did a loud thing
josh___something: Hello Friends
snowcookies: blag
e_bloc: snap blag
Mister_Hush: Blag!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
ArcOfTheConclave: Trogladite
icyydoc: blag
BusTed: Number 2!
Featherweight_: Our boi Blag
DiscordianTokkan: The Blathe
BusTed: Pincus for sure.
NotCainNorAbel: Pincus
icyydoc: Our lord and savior, Blag
Ckiva: blag seems like the too false to be false answer
ElementalAlchemist: "Let me write about that on my blag." --xkcd
ArcOfTheConclave: TrogChamp
midday_rendelnep: blag from the blaghole
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aldruon: you kill trogs, you have to
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeeah, Blag's just Randall Munroe
icyydoc: scoopsFRIENDS Blag scoopsFRIENDS
zahlfast: Blag
BusTed: Haha.
Nyx_fire: darnt missed most of the stream
icyydoc: TableHere TableHere TableHere TableHere
BusTed: Welp.
Nyx_fire: looks like I'm catching the vod
PharaohBender27 prepares to clip
banachspacebar: Will Blag be the name of, gods forbid, Otaku Jeff III?
Ckiva: y'all know blag is slang for bluff right?
BusTed: lrrGOAT
josh___something: Always lucky :P
aldruon: lrrSACK
ImmoralEthicist: @Ckiva Nice
CantWearHats: "ah! Otaku Jeff! of course, come right in"
snowcookies: blague is french for joke
icyydoc: !WhatIsThis
Nyx_fire: Adam is made of luck
Diabore: what are our stats now?
BusTed: He's in rough shape.
kerbalized_: Is that James?
dangerous_safety: ohno
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I wonder if the entry below this one is another use for the spider
Diabore: oh, so easy mode
icyydoc: MercyWing1 Zombie Orc! MercyWing2
RegulusPratus: Is he moaning because he's actually a zombie?\
RvLeshrac: Sarah_Serinde: That's just what happens if you remove your pants.
BusTed: Stamina is the heal spell? Heck no.
e_bloc: but you're an herbalist
KartoffelKaiser: no, we're a fake herbalist. We could give him our weeds i guess
icyydoc: @e_bloc A bad herbalist
Dog_of_Myth: lrrADAM_TK
aldruon: but it's adam, so he's a bad herbalist<3
BusTed: Hahaha.
BusTed: He totally bites you.
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
CantWearHats: pfffft hahaha oh no
KartoffelKaiser: oh my god
darienmask: Ganjees was the last guy you gave the spider to
KartoffelKaiser: they did it
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
Phosphatide: LUL
e_bloc: so . . you know blag?
Sarah_Serinde: This is what happens when you let them out of the jar
ghostvalv: wow
NightValien28: OH COME ON
icyydoc: scoopsNOTEATING scoopsNOTEATING scoopsNOTEATING
BrindleBoar: nice
KartoffelKaiser: W A O W
e_bloc: lrrWOW
cronatos: called shot!
ghostvalv: lrrFINE_HF
Pteraspidomorphi: It was just the natural thing to do
starlitdiscord: wtf
snowcookies: helping ppl was a mistake
josh___something: AHHAHAAH
zahlfast: For real. Seriously?!?!?
e_bloc: will you beat him off?
Kramburger: UM
PharaohBender27: "delight in thuggery"? What kind of phrase is that?
CantWearHats: I guess you have to, quote, beat him off
CaptainSpam: So what did we learn from this? Never help anyone.
shalyonse: Just finished Road Quest and dang it s good
tergonis: phrasing
Morrigan9: do what now
BusTed: Burn more spells?
dangerous_safety: TOS?
BrokenGolem: mmm beat that sword
icyydoc: Phrasing Lana!
exaltedchampion: never helping an old man again, screw all seniors
Diabore: thats an interesting choice of words
aldruon: no good deed goes unpunished Adam
CantWearHats: lesson: never help anyone
josh___something: Ez dmg
ElementalAlchemist: "beat him off with your sword"
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ElementalAlchemist: uh
Featherweight_: DM I go home.
Nyx_fire: harden your heart and beat him off lol
Mysticman89: Those crazy bath salts
Ezaviel: beat that old man off
Ckiva: well maybe you can spell him and he will give you a good clue
CaptainSpam: You are freaking Eek the Cat here. It never hurts to help!
ninja_theory_ashrams: it's all traps
icyydoc: Bitey McNibbles
zahlfast: Plan: never look at boxes or chests or door
BusTed: Like showing off scratches from your cat.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde OK now I get what you meant by that "We're being smart!" post
BrindleBoar: Congratulations, you're a werewolf now
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD
josh___something: AHAHA
Phosphatide: spent a healing spell to lose 4 hp LUL
Nigouki: lrrWOW that's some bullshit
DigitalSeahorse: RPGOops RPGTreeNua
Ckiva: you gotta double or nothing with the spells my dude
CantWearHats: this is the tenth time today he's been cracked on the head
RvLeshrac: This is also why Adam doesn't let people out of jars.
Diabore: unlucky
TemporallyAwry: This feels like less a "choose your own adventure" and more a "navigate the maze full of pit-traps"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fools gold
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG RPGEmpty RPGPhatLoot
icyydoc: @TemporallyAwry So like, real life choose-your-own-adventure?
Diabore: lets do something new
BusTed: "You fall and die."
PharaohBender27: So this is "Never Trust Anyone, Because They Will Hurt and/or Manipulate You: The Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Novel"
ky0dar: because its a gamebook. not a choose your own adventure
NightValien28: watch as he levitates and there are spikes in the ceiling
Jorge4hg: do it adam
Nigouki: can we just check to see if page 276 is something to keep a look out for going forward?
Pteraspidomorphi: Levitation saved you from the "cruel" "trap"
Rioxcon: whats the worst that could happen
zahlfast: No spell.
aldruon: Magic always come with a price benginTraitor lrrFRUMP slytqPotion
KartoffelKaiser: The pit was actually a loony toons painting of a hole
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Ckiva: took no damage lmao
Dezinkled: The last few times you didnt have a choice. it said if you have the spell you have to cast ite
Omthebox: It might tell you how you die though.
Morrigan9: i can tell you how todie
Featherweight_: dig up!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH
CantWearHats: Adam vs Pits, the feud of the century
Ckiva: 4 points because a man bites you, 0 points fall damage
DigitalSeahorse: sergeFall halp
ky0dar: the pit is filled with gem encrusted spikes
Mister_Hush: I'm trapped in a jar! The jar is a well!
josh___something: You see a man in a ja... well
KartoffelKaiser: "Hey bitty can you help?
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it's entirely possible it's only an illusion if you use the spell.
BloodnBullets: sergeSqueak
Morrigan9: call mr bitey
Diabore: you see a man trapped in a well
CantWearHats: oh no
zahlfast: Help!!!
BusTed: Woooow
darienmask: F
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
BloodnBullets: F
Phosphatide: BibleThump
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
PharaohBender27: OH NO katesRip f
Ckiva: this is some macabre shit dude
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerE sergeSqueak
KartoffelKaiser: RIP Otaku Jeff II
BusTed: 0-2
Pteraspidomorphi: Well that was quick
BrindleBoar: "They tell you they only help people trapped in jars, not pits. You die."
TheWarbo: A Scalding Cauldron!
Nigouki: holy shit
NotCainNorAbel: Double kill!
Freila_Olympus: F
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rip
snowcookies: lol
kalateth: F
saweeks: gg
IsThis___Art: F
Omthebox: See. It can tell you how to die.
icyydoc: Yum Yum!
josh___something: AHAHAHAHA
Nigouki: F
ky0dar: rip
ghostvalv: gg
Kikazi: yeah, rewind
NightValien28: levitate
ThorSokar: RIP
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW lrrSCOOP RPGHP
Dezinkled: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
djalternative: gg
TemporalPatricide: F
Pharmacistjudge: just restart from the beginning
zahlfast: Whelp. That was quick.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, seems not worth the effort to roll up a new character already
josh___something: Life is strange this stuff
Nigouki: reroll for better luck
Pharmacistjudge: save your 4 HP
Rioxcon: this is groundhog day
Ckiva: on your next adventure? after the boiling oil? games laughing at you dude
aldruon: if you restart you gain 4 hp
gainsofcastamere: Skip back to not helping old man bitey?
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zahlfast: Can we just not help the dude.
Pharmacistjudge: it won't take long to ignore the old man
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkPopcorn
kalateth: you wake up from the bad dream and start your journey again
Pteraspidomorphi: Wow
aldruon: you don't have to, you can choose to just die again
Pteraspidomorphi: Both of them
Tiber727: To be unfair, half the time those "are you sure" are actually traps.
Omthebox: Liquid rope PogChamp
Phosphatide: actually just a death pit
Nigouki: heh, make your way up the shaft Kappa
CantWearHats: ironically "get me a rope" sounds exactly like "lots of burning oil please" in their language
BusTed: wow, burning two strength
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD sergeFall
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RvLeshrac: SHould just rewind all the way to the levitate.
Sarah_Serinde: Adam's made his choice, we're moving on
Ckiva: just don't fall Kappa
Drasvin: LUckily you grabbed the extra strength spells
DigitalSeahorse: RPGPhatLoot
Pteraspidomorphi: Do you have tylenol this time?
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, at least you started off with more spells in total this time?
BusTed: So far the first instinct playthrough was correct.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh tylenol is now
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG drgs?
Sarah_Serinde: Or you look like you belong
Sarah_Serinde: Because you're confident
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah you can sneak towards those guys who dumped boiling oil on you :P
djalternative: are they 200mg or 500 mg pills of tylenol?
CantWearHats: I mean you're out of strength spells
CantWearHats: almost out
CantWearHats: excuse me
aldruon: what if they use the melted adventurer to melt the next adventurer?
DigitalSeahorse: butts
snowcookies: the password is dickbutt?
djalternative: password = dickbutt
Dezinkled: you could have used another spell on Mr Bitey and maybe healed him of his insanity
Diabore: dinger
erased_citizen: lrrADAM_SG
voakir: Otaku Jeff isn't nice people. He lies and murders and drugs children.
djalternative: lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK lrrADAM_PK
SniperPumpkin: levitation seems like an intersting choice here
zahlfast: Let’s def not fight rhino man
josh___something: LUL
RassilonDND: have you learned nothing Adam? every spell is useless
Diabore: @voakir that was old otaku jeff, this otaku jeff helped an old man and got stabbed so far
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Is there a "Take me to your manager" option that can just get us to that wizzard?
DigitalSeahorse: RPGBukka RPGShihu RPGBukkaNoo
Diabore: only 1 guard?
BusTed: Weakness probably took it from 8 to 4.
Pteraspidomorphi: I suspect all the crossroads are unavoidablee
midday_rendelnep: Karens hadn't been invented yet
aldruon: cool game!
Sarah_Serinde: And no one in that courtyard noticed or cared that you were fighting the guard
RassilonDND: avoid that leprechaun at all costs!
Pteraspidomorphi: There are three convergence points, and you probably can't avoid slappy armor room and ganjees room either
zahlfast: I don’t like that leprechaun guy
Pteraspidomorphi: (From what I observed in this stream; haven't played this book)
Robot_Bones: ya boi's got that big brain
CantWearHats: oh that's bait
Diabore: ring ring
BusTed: The rope is a snake that bites.
ninja_theory_ashrams: leprechaun only punished you for shaking his hand
josh___something: Do it :P
dangerous_safety: the bell is an illusion
NightValien28: ring the door something punches you
Jorge4hg: do it adam you know you want to
CantWearHats: there's only one way to find out
TheWarbo: "evidently the bell" yeah okay sure
djalternative: but the buttler will have access to the wizzard
Dezinkled: door handle is a bear trap
jibbity: is there any strategy to this game or is it all random
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Diabore: lucky
Drasvin: lrrSACK
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darienmask: There is strategy, but it requires multiple plays to know ahead
Pteraspidomorphi: The luckier Otaku Jeff didn't have to test his luck as often, only fight
aldruon: lrrADAM = lrrSACK
Diabore: go ring
BrindleBoar: Butler.
Dezinkled: ah it was the butler all along
midday_rendelnep: Go right
snowcookies: random numbers mostly, but there are things like objects that can help you
PharaohBender27: I mean, it's the perfect cover!
ghostvalv: resets aggro (feign death)
w1nsol: 316, go with the Spirit of Austin
Ckiva: these right or left choices dude... seems so arbitrary
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Diabore: humpty dumpties
BusTed: Like those Dark Souls enemies.
Pteraspidomorphi: Peppermint butlers?
RvLeshrac: Clown butlers.
zahlfast: Humpty Dumpty?
Omthebox: Pinwheel skeletons WutFace
darienmask: Wheelies, huh
djalternative: they're the dark souls enemies!
CantWearHats: "what do you have?" "A KNIFE!"
Jericotyler: Oh sweet, Benjamin Wheeler got a cameo in this.
BusTed: @CantWearHats NO!
PharaohBender27: The :eff 's a catherine wheel!?
PharaohBender27: * lrrEFF 's
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Sarah_Serinde: least it's 2 and not 3?
BrindleBoar: they're so vascular!
djalternative: should've asked for the butler
Drasvin: @PharaohBender27 From wikipedia: "The breaking wheel or execution wheel, also known as the Catherine wheel or simply the Wheel, was a torture method used for public execution primarily in Europe from antiquity through Middle Ages into the early modern period by breaking a criminal's bones and/or bludgeoning them to death."
voakir: The butler is four wheelies.
Jericotyler: Prolly a bunch of bands named after it
DigitalSeahorse: sergeCounting sergeCounting sergeCounting
KartoffelKaiser: You know what, this seems worse than the leprochan
Diabore: second ones got the juice
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE_HF
Kikazi: it's not an issue or anything, but I'm curious why there's a lag on the dice tray PIP compared to the main camera
Drasvin: I have no clue what a Catherine Wheel has to do with knives though.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandZEN
BusTed: This is going to be a luck roll.
PharaohBender27: @Drasvin Also per Wikipedia, apparently it's also an antiquated term for "cartwheel," so maybe it's something of a joke on the book's part?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ever forward never learning
BusTed: Maybe not!
ElementalAlchemist: GARK!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD ssandGHOST ssandSPOOKED
KartoffelKaiser: i'm sorry what
KartoffelKaiser: pillow axe?
Kikazi: an axe? as a pillow?
DigitalSeahorse: ax pillow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: man, breeders suck
Kikazi: dang... that's metal
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure apologizing will work real well
LetsConsider: Who uses an ax as a pillow? Also GARK
Diabore: sorry dude, just going to the door
Phosphatide: get this gark a smart pillow stat
DigitalSeahorse: soft ax
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Sarah_Serinde: Though honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it did
DiscordianTokkan: "Oops! My bad!"
Nigouki: ok hold on, this creature was bred? that's some weird fetish the sorcerer had
BusTed: Or you could say sorry.
erloas: not a bet I'm going to make
RvLeshrac: You should apologise
Tiber727: Half goblin, half...giant? I don't want to know the logistics of that.
Ckiva: do you get a bonus on your apology as a canadian?
voakir: The Gark just wants a friend
SydPreviouslyHeadache: almost assuredly
ElementalAlchemist: but it's stupid
zahlfast: Gark friend
ElementalAlchemist: there's nothing in there
Drasvin: Softness is relative, Paul. The Ax might be hard, but it could be comfy if the Gark's head is harder
Diabore: @Tiber727 i feel like in either situation the goblin doesnt make it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: going to be useless
DarkMorford: Find why it's using an axe for a pillow
korvys: You read his mind, and learn that he plans to punch you, as he punches you
voakir: His deep inner pain, which he turns into your deep outer pain
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG he'll read you!
midday_rendelnep: or his neck aches from a bad pillow
DigitalSeahorse: or not
DigitalSeahorse: bribe him?
BusTed: But you gained knowledge seabatBRAIN
47MD: maybe the brush is important
Dezinkled: will the fools gold spell make the hair brush?
Tiber727: Maybe you can use the comb as leverage after the battle?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Pikachu vs Pompachu
TheWarbo: Gark pointing at gark meme
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDrTPride wheelerDrTPride
zahlfast: How dare you play mill!
Drasvin: I just realized that it didn't offer you a chance to creature copy the spider man.
v_nome: Maybe bad Gark is just misunderstood
NotCainNorAbel: Gark Gark!
zahlfast: Our Gark is too stronk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: talkin' bout myyy Gark
Kikazi: I like how Adam is doing Bad Gark vs. "My" Gark, rather than Bad Gark vs. "Good" Gark
Kikazi: interesting difference
BusTed: Down goes Gark.
RvLeshrac: "Can't lose" - lrrADAM_SG
Dezinkled: you only lost 6 rolls in a row
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v_nome: *Oh my gark
LetsConsider: If our gark loses and we have to fight the bad gark, does the bad gark heal between the fights?
Ckiva: no LetsConsider
BusTed: Fudged that tie, but who's counting.
RedTrinket1: This stream is way more entertaining than it has any right to be
paladinr: That sounds hot tbh
aldruon: Are we the baddies
PharaohBender27: @RedTrinket1 Hey, that's LRR for you!
snowcookies: take everything
djalternative: @RedTrinket1 that encapsulates this series pretty well.
paladinr: lrrSPOOP_TK
Pteraspidomorphi: Paul, we lost the character sheet since thee break?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Listen here you, Adam is a great entertainer
zahlfast: At least the hairbrush is unlikely to fight us to the death
Ckiva: what he's saying is you make the material come alive Adam
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh right
PharaohBender27: It means you got CHARISMA, Adam!
Pharmacistjudge: Reading a book isn't that entertaining...Adam Savadan reading a book is very interesting
Diabore: we are watching a choose your own adventure book, and it is insanely entertaining
zahlfast: “I tap two mana as is my right.”
RedTrinket1: I just mean if someone said "we're gonna read a choose your own adventure book" it wouldn't sound as good as this is. Adam makes this great.
aldruon: I'm working hard at this. five minutes prior: gark gark gark gark
RedTrinket1: And Paul
snowcookies: hopefully we don't meet those Ganjees again
NotCainNorAbel: If you told me that I would be sitting watching someone read a book as entertainment I'm not sure I would believe you. Then you tell me it is Adam and an adventure; I know it will be entertaining.
Ckiva: what kind of voice is it?
Ckiva: come on game, give me a clue
LetsConsider: Why can't you knock?
djalternative: btw, chat, how did G do in the chalice yesterday?
zahlfast: Yeah. Let’s leave.
NotCainNorAbel: Adam "Curious Cat" Savidan
Sarah_Serinde: djalternative He said he went 4-3
djalternative: @Sarah_Serinde dece
Omthebox: Thats what happened in Seachats.
goldinguy00: You should knock
snowcookies: The book is pre-written Adam
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh there actually is a librarian
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure Secrets of the Black Tower won't be a trap at all
Ckiva: ^
Sarah_Serinde: The *wine* was all a trap, but surely these books are fine
DarkMorford: Fraggle Rock!
zahlfast: Ooooh. Page 18
Omthebox: He's got a bad memory.
Pteraspidomorphi: We didn't try the white, Sarah_Serinde
Sarah_Serinde: Look, when your tower has this many secrets, sometimes you need to write them down so you don't forget
DigitalSeahorse: jamieJamjar voxlunNut
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it gave you +5 skill :P
erloas: well if anyone is going to have the secrets to the place, they would be it
LetsConsider: TBH, I would want one to show to cool people I wanted to be impressed by my tower
zahlfast: Let’s read his bio for clues about how to beat him
Sarah_Serinde: Pteraspidomorphi Yeahhh but I figure it's a pretty safe bet that it was also bad
Kikazi: "secrets" seems like a trap
BrindleBoar: it really illustrates the importance of not pissing off your ex as a magic-user
Kikazi: oh here we go
Ckiva: oh no adam
Omthebox: What if its full of fake secrets.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
dangerous_safety: The book is just full of all the OSHA violations during construction of the tower
Sarah_Serinde: I'm...mildy disappointed :P
Zyme86: Is it secret is is Safe? Why yes sire its right here on isle 5
PharaohBender27: lrrSACK
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TheWarbo: wow
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG cool history
Nigouki: holy shit
KartoffelKaiser: o k
Sarah_Serinde: I agree :D
kerbalized_: wuht
Kikazi: wow
e_bloc: yeah this makes sense
BrindleBoar: called it, don't piss off your ex
snowcookies: why would you put that in the book?
NightValien28: this is beyond stupid, I love it
ThorSokar: SERIOUSLY?!
Dog_of_Myth: Ah the corporate ladder of evil
Featherweight_: 1 2 3 4 5
Kikazi: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED watt
KartoffelKaiser: "pls don't publish my safe combination"
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm dead
Mysticman89: "The lock was later changed after the publication of the book"
zahlfast: Wait really???!?
Alas_Babylon: "Oh hey by the way to get in my SUPER SECRET SPECIAL ROOM..."
Kikazi: katesWa katesOw
PharaohBender27: MULTI- lrrSACK
RassilonDND: watch this combination on this lock to be a trap~!
Nigouki: i'm surprised it's not 123
aldruon: at least it wasn't 420?
kerbalized_: See, this is why you pay your employees. This is obviously a former henchman with a grudge exposing all the secrets
Dog_of_Myth: @Featherweight_ Hey, that's the combination to my luggage!
Pteraspidomorphi: It can't be 420, it only goes up to 400!
Diabore: make sure you write down the code
e_bloc: "of course I work here, I'm blag!"
Zebunisher: does balthus actually know this book exists?
Xafty: i feel like this book is 100% lying about everything
x0den: i kinda wonder what the entry 217 says now
BloodnBullets: the book on balthus dire must say how to kill him
Ckiva: you've oopsed into the developer room dude
midday_rendelnep: hahahah
korvys: I think last time it was add 3 numbers together, then go to that page
Ckiva: this is steve jackson's library
Dog_of_Myth: Craggen Dire!! Really?
ani_laurel: aww, power couple
kerbalized_: busted! Scram!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he has ESP
Sarah_Serinde: He probably just asked his boss if you were allowed in here or something
PharaohBender27: He has an earpiece, doesn't he?
e_bloc: I'm sure he's just listening to a podcast
EscherichiaCole: Terrible response time on the guards if you can sit down and read two books
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
Ckiva: hey man I went outside today
zed_alpha: theonl45Heart
Phosphatide: seabatTROG
TheWarbo: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
RassilonDND: weak to sunlight, but you blind yourself
Sarah_Serinde: "Hey this dude keeps looking up books with lots of important secrets in it, maybe I should be worried about him"
Pteraspidomorphi: Accurate
Alas_Babylon: wow rude
snowcookies: ehy now, I leave my house!
w1nsol: Heel turn!
josh___something: Bodied
Dog_of_Myth: Low blow sir
PharaohBender27: katesOw
saweeks: I'm allergic to sunlight not afraid
dangerous_safety: Gottem... wait
NotCainNorAbel: Burned, just like if I go out in the sun
Comeback323: It was cloudy so I could go outside today
x0den: oh no ive been gotten!
YawnLance: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
KartoffelKaiser: I can't be mad at the truth
kerbalized_: maybe it was a guard reporting that you didnt show off your library card
zahlfast: Zing.
kibiaboy: come on
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KartoffelKaiser: BTW the cave slime is extra good today Adam
Dezinkled: lrrSPOT
Pteraspidomorphi: I wanna watch zeta shift this desert bus, haven't done that in 3 years
Sarah_Serinde: Adam pls :D
korvys: Screw you, Savidan, I take Vitamin D supplements! lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: sun burns worse thahn the lava in metroid
josh___something: !findquote sun
josh___something: wait eff
Inkompetence: Dig up! Dig up!
helgridr: i bet that is what the mirror was for...
KartoffelKaiser: "You read too many books. The librarian kills you"
josh___something: sub only... right...
NightValien28: vaped
Nigouki: Orc casts halitosis
PharaohBender27: !findquote sun
LRRbot: Quote #5549: "How do you kickstart the sun? Nuke it like a good American!" —Adam [2018-11-27]
BrindleBoar: 420 vape orc'd
e_bloc: you got great muta'ed
RassilonDND: the orc had eaten berries!
djalternative: I probaby watch twitch in the sunlight like 1/2 of the time
Ckiva: one book too many
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is so good
ElementalAlchemist: "I think you read too many books." --Librarian from The Zoo Race
ArcOfTheConclave: Me, a human
Pteraspidomorphi: "strangers aren't welcome in the citadel of chaos"
midday_rendelnep: my internet cut out just before the biography
midday_rendelnep: :(
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm going to guess they both like ice cream
wikisome: nice
BrindleBoar: Nice.
kerbalized_: nice
Diabore: @midday_rendelnep welp, we've died twice
Kumakaori: Nice
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
josh___something: nice
dangerous_safety: Nice
w1nsol: nice
TheWarbo: Adam is bound by the memes
someusername5: nice
sivakrytos: nice
PharaohBender27: katesNice
e_bloc: nice
KartoffelKaiser: n i c e
starlitdiscord: nice
kibiaboy: nice
IsThis___Art: nice
BrindleBoar: What contract?!?
ani_laurel: LRR has weird contracts
JerecoPlays: Nice
Phosphatide: Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: eating is embracing imprisonment
TacitusVigil: Wait, Adam has a contract?
Alas_Babylon: e c i N
djalternative: nice
ArcOfTheConclave: suger + spice
snowcookies: Adam is a contract worker
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil Well he is employed
BrokenGolem: katesNice
Mysticman89: most of the lrrs-people operate on a contrtact basis as far as I know
BrindleBoar: Alas_Babylon no that's 96
banachspacebar: Graham slipped it in there while Paul wasn't looking
AdamYMHMI: It's the small print that get's ya
e_bloc: "we're going to 69" - Adam Savidan
Sarah_Serinde: You sign a contract if you're working full-time or part-time too you know
iconicshadow89: benginDab
DigitalSeahorse: should have signed out a book to read or two :P
Featherweight_: Adam works here. He didn't just wander in and start streaming .
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde I want to make a "they're paying Adam" joke, but yeah, they better be.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Can Adam really defeat Paul in single combat?
JerecoPlays: Paul is the leader of the Warriors of Darkness. How is Adam going to beat that?
Featherweight_: How much time does paul have to prepare?
Nigouki: fighting Paul won't be single combat since Paul is infinite
KartoffelKaiser: Two heads = two brains = smarter
snowcookies: If Adam beat Paul, Adam would own half of LRR
djalternative: choose pyrite!
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN
Pteraspidomorphi: The intro did say fool's gold is stronger than illusion
starlitdiscord: lrr succession works on trial by combat?
zahlfast: True story.
KartoffelKaiser: But smarter = weak to illusion
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Rioxcon: it did say illusion works better on smart creatures
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Ckiva: This feels like a damage multiplier conversation
Robot_Bones: Fool me once, can't get fooled again
zahlfast: Why have you never seen elephants hiding in trees?
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde It was meant in the completely humorous way, since that didn't come across, but yeah, I wouldn't want them doing this for 'exposure' or some crap. LRR doesn't roll like that.
Phosphatide: oh no he has job security you can't beat that NotLikeThis
Pteraspidomorphi: oh boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: got his life figured out
e_bloc: oh we wasted a spell what a surprise
BrindleBoar: Yeah, this guy is super zen.
KartoffelKaiser: So happy he's unbribable
TheWarbo: Oh no, we are powerless in the face of a fulfilling life!
Pteraspidomorphi: He's like that guy from memory sorrow and thorn
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil Oh yeah I didn't interpret it as "they pay him???"
AdamYMHMI: Maybe you need to review your contract in light of this information, Adam.
e_bloc: like it or not, this is what self-actualization looks like
DigitalSeahorse: would you like some occasional privacy? :P
starlitdiscord: he has achieved true happiness
Alas_Babylon: You may not like it, but this is what peak actualization looks like.
RassilonDND: can we mark this for later, im curious what is on a calicorns mind
TheWarbo: Today, Adam learns that LRR *also* allows Paul to torture the prisoners if he gets bored. Kappa
x0den: mgs option!
Phosphatide: what you DON'T want is to think you teleported because he won't open the door
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde Sorry
JerecoPlays: Ah the introvert rout
SydPreviouslyHeadache: robbery assault and battery
Featherweight_: cast copy creature ans tell him he;s being replaced
kerbalized_: LUL LUL LUL
Phosphatide: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: :O
BrindleBoar: uhhhhhhhh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
voakir: ESP was the answer.
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil No I meant I wasn't taking it the wrong way? Conveying meaning in text is hard :P
tergonis: fuck this book
DigitalSeahorse: quick run out the door!
snowcookies: this book needs some balance
DiscordianTokkan: This was written by an asshole
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde Oh. Sorry. Everything is going wrong for me. :(
Mysticman89: I think your spell duratitons all just suck
Phosphatide: this incarnation of otaku jeff is the worst LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Look, here's a spell that tells you the outcome before you use it! It can't go wrong!
Digitaldude2: And yu were the star student right?
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil It's all good, don't worry about it lrrHEART
Featherweight_: next time take 12 of copy creature
FireFlower18: how many fingers on the Monkey's paw are left?
zahlfast: I bet ESP wouldn’t help there either
aldruon: i feel like Adam uses the phrase "this game sucks" where most others say "i done fucked up" Kappa benginHeart
Diabore: this guys got better benefits than me
Phosphatide: maybe you should consider working for the dire family Kappa
BloodnBullets: make him drink half-and-half!
BusTed: rayfkWelp
starlitdiscord: man how does one get employed in this tower
IbunWest: Torturing people probably comes with its fair share of gains.
RassilonDND: quick, call the vegan police to make him lose his powers
zahlfast: Shoooot. I didn’t make it to the gym today.
oyleslyck: ouch
Robot_Bones: No vegan diet no vegan Powers!
NotCainNorAbel: Really, the jacked vegan just rolled 6 6
Kikazi: ah, I finally noticed Paul reset the camera. Thanks Paul! lrrSLOTH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can die happy
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Robot_Bones: You used to be Vegon and now you will be gone
dangerous_safety: "I die now, and you'll never get to taste my killer avocado toast"
Pteraspidomorphi: Did it just dump us back in the main path?
Sarah_Serinde: We've had...a small number that ended well for us
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Dezinkled: but you read the book that told you about all the passageways in the tower
Pteraspidomorphi: "deep under the tower"
Dezinkled: so you should know where to go
Pteraspidomorphi: At least you learned the combination
Sarah_Serinde: Gonna treat him differently this time? :D
dangerous_safety: dont fall for his shit this time
EscherichiaCole: Oh boy O'Seamus
Featherweight_: well if light kills the wizard that mirror is likley p important
FireFlower18: punt!
zahlfast: scoopsPRAY
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
Pteraspidomorphi: You didn't lose the skill point!
Diabore: dont worry adam, happens to every man
IsThis___Art: do NOT fuck with leprechauns
Featherweight_: I think you have to get him to say his name backwards
Sarah_Serinde: I like that being aggressive has apparently spared you more of his pranks than being friendly
RassilonDND: but we could go the other way and find out new things?
Diabore: never trust certaintys
dangerous_safety: this time its real. you die
DigitalSeahorse: ^
ani_laurel: I sorta like reading the other segments with no context. Its funny
oyleslyck: Just a prank, bro!
TacitusVigil: When Batman laughs, it's...not a good thing.
zahlfast: Man we outsmarted that leprechaun, huh.
randomino5: a battlesword as opposed to the other kinds of swords
Diabore: brass this time?
Pteraspidomorphi: Wine cellar was bronze again?
RvLeshrac: As soon as you get into combat, "The sword is an illusion"
Rockario: A battlesword, like a battlemech
Dezinkled: wine cellar and we dont know what the white wine does
zahlfast: Let’s do brass?
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, the not-dangerous way!
Diabore: the smelly path!
DigitalSeahorse: ah smelly
Sarah_Serinde: Sorry, ""not-dangerous""
DigitalSeahorse: poop hall
IsThis___Art: #MyGodTheSmell
Sarah_Serinde: Adam's not wrong
FireFlower18: bog of eternal stench!
randomino5: @Rockario The Battletech universe has non-combat mechs! They're diesel powered and used for agriculture, mining, and construction.
Mysticman89: one of them is dangerous and smell, one is just a boring path, and one is dangerous
DigitalSeahorse: the smelly one might be one of the other two also
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh wow
Pteraspidomorphi: Whoever guessed it, congrats
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
n3ther: firmly
BusTed: Hahahahaa
Nigouki: F
KartoffelKaiser: OMG
oyleslyck: sewer danger noodle!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
KartoffelKaiser: They ACTUALLY did it
n3ther: monkaS
BusTed: Called. Shot.
NightValien28: AH HA
kerbalized_: LUL LUL LUL LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: god dang it
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST danger noodle
Sarah_Serinde: I think we saw this page before, because of entry 110
darienmask: hahaha
djalternative: danger noodle!
JerecoPlays: The mad men, they did it.
Dog_of_Myth: Sewer Snake.....
randomino5: CHAOS! Wokka wokka!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: made this book thinking the past few were too easy
Sarah_Serinde: Could've noticed the words SEWER SNAKE then
TacitusVigil: Snakes, aka Rope Mimics
ArcOfTheConclave: this is that one A-hole GM.
dangerous_safety: Nope Rope
Diabore: dont use fire, makes a boom in the sewers
Pteraspidomorphi: SydPreviouslyHeadache: This is book 2 in the series
randomino5: Kick its ass, sea bass
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, don't waste spells
Pteraspidomorphi: Book 1 had the horrible maze
RassilonDND: eat that danger noodle!
DigitalSeahorse: deadly pope rope
Dezinkled: Is strength and skill the same thing?
Rockario: @randomino5 An IRL has non-combat swords, chefs use them all the time Kappa
Dezinkled: or is strength the damage you do?
Biomonkey01: The well known predator, the Sewer Snake. A totally legit threat and not complete BS the author pulled out of their butt
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote snake
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aquinas_0: that moment when you realize you are holding a garter snake not a hunk of cord: priceless Cheer100
zahlfast: Thok smash
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH, but this is thte third book Adam has done for Dice Friends though, right?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
Sarah_Serinde: Yup
driskus: @LoadingReadyRun isn't your minimum roll 13 with your new sword?
randomino5: EZ clap
Kramburger: Goodbye, Nope Rope
ThorSokar: So long nope rope
ElementalAlchemist: driskus: The 10 includes the sword
Diabore: @driskus skill is 9, 10 with sword
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD Squid2 Squid4
Biomonkey01: How do you mistake a snake for a rope? They are completely different in shape and texture
Dog_of_Myth: The bath is a mimic
JerecoPlays: The mimic is actually an even worse mimic.
midday_rendelnep: It's kinda dark maybe?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, convergence 2!
Dezinkled: should be
ThorSokar: correct
Swamplor: @biomonkey01 Apparently we are a cartoon character
Drasvin: I guess all three of the doors in the leprechaun room lead to this junction
korvys: The golem room has the Old Man Spider jar
RvLeshrac: You only opened two boxes
NightValien28: ^
Pteraspidomorphi: I believe we opened all the boxes
Pteraspidomorphi: One had a silver key, the other had a radium key
dangerous_safety: The Elderly and Entrapped Spider-Man
darienmask: Two keys and a jar
NotCainNorAbel: Speak to the creature!
Lysander_Gustav: oh cool adventure book!
banachspacebar: didn't two have keys and the third had the spider
RvLeshrac: Ahh
RvLeshrac: I must have missed the first box
zahlfast: Yeah. Just run for the door. We’re learning.
Dezinkled: check out the paintings
boristhewizard: Let the armor slap you. Assert dominance.
Pteraspidomorphi: Technically not a slap
darienmask: True
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
dweebert91: The room with the spider let you walk away with 2 keys
e_bloc: got slapped
josh___something: AHAHAH
korvys: The painting slapped you
IncredibleFrown: 3spoopy5me
DigitalSeahorse: smack theonl45SPANK
Kumakaori: not quite literal, but the painting slapped you, sorta
ArcOfTheConclave: If Adam quits, He is trapped in a jar forever
darienmask: I mean luck is good though, better than 2 stamina
Dezinkled: now do you risk the other stairs?
DiscordianTokkan: His smug face punched you in the feelings
BloodnBullets: sooo.... you could die by looking at the painting...
w1nsol: What if that killed you? Are they saying you'd die just from looking at him?
Ckiva: Go Left Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: YEs, the mezzanine
Biomonkey01: This game is some King's Quest Sierra-style bs
Diabore: take left, if wrong come back
Drasvin: @w1nsol Died of fear from looking at a painting of the big bad
froggomb: he dead
zahlfast: Oh man. King’s Quest!!! I loved that game!
Sarah_Serinde: Whee!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
darienmask: It's Scooby Doo stairs
e_bloc: gotta go fast
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG W wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
zahlfast: Good thing we have a levitation spell.
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't lasso the chest and you'll be fine
DiscordianTokkan: Wouldn't people... NOTICE extremely slick stairs?
ThorSokar: Levatation FTW
midday_rendelnep: nah you're fine
Ckiva: its only a slide whats the worst that could happen Kappa
Biomonkey01: Wait for levitation to make it worse
SkipIives: You have not used it.
ArcOfTheConclave: why is only one of the stairways trapped?
Pteraspidomorphi: Door on the centre is baby goblins, others unknown
nerhydas72: gobbos
Dezinkled: children and toys
dangerous_safety: room full of babies
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we got nothing from those goblins
Rockario: I kinda want to know what happens if you give the kids the spider. I mean, probably get in trouble, but still
Ckiva: having already chosen this door, you may not change your mind
NotCainNorAbel: I'll bet talking to the creature gave us a copper key to open the first box
Nigouki: roll it once
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that seems not great
Nigouki: just one
e_bloc: just roll a six
Dog_of_Myth: Bash your brains in!
Morrigan9: use head, smash door
Himyul: If it were me, I would just roll a 6
IncredibleFrown: bumped a door and had a heart attack and died, disco elysium style
Diabore: one more
Ckiva: in for a penny
DigitalSeahorse: katesBoosh
Rockario: I mean, I see a six right there
Pteraspidomorphi: There's another door...
Nigouki: half way there, try again Kappa
RassilonDND: apparently door is the weakness of the savidan
oyleslyck: uno mas
zahlfast: Let’s go fight the ghosties
Mysticman89: See, now its a sunk cost.
darienmask: Double or nothing
e_bloc: well now you're committed
BloodnBullets: HAHAHA oh hes hooked
someusername5: sunken cost fallacy for another roll
Diabore: one more Kappa
Biomonkey01: No, the sunk cost fallacy!
DigitalSeahorse: this is gambling
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Ckiva: this door
DigitalSeahorse: :P
NotCainNorAbel: *dies to door
Nigouki: it's incrementing!
Drasvin: lrrGREED
ThorSokar: Far end of the hallway
e_bloc: this is how Adam dies. . . trying to knock down a door
Dog_of_Myth: Double or nothing
amam741: Are you a coward?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
w1nsol: Stop!
Ckiva: this door's gonna kill you
Sarah_Serinde: Adam pls
Kikazi: oh GDI Adam
Lysander_Gustav: egad
Comeback323: no please stop
snowcookies: chat, stop making Adam lose stamina
matufin0: GAMBLING I'm in
DigitalSeahorse: death by gambling
Pteraspidomorphi: Listn to Paul...
someusername5: sunken cost fallacy says this time it will work
e_bloc: do it!!
Kikazi: your chances don't improve with each roll, you know
NightValien28: this is how we die
Diabore: id stop now
JerecoPlays: Retreat!
aquinas_0: nope
DigitalSeahorse: ded
Sarah_Serinde: Okay I initially blame this on chat but now it's all Adam :P
darienmask: We die to a door this time
kibiaboy: no
oyleslyck: dead by door
aquinas_0: he's going all in
ThorSokar: Far end of the hallway?
aquinas_0: :D
zahlfast: Retreat!!!!
banachspacebar: bail at 6
Pteraspidomorphi: Stop!!!
someusername5: what if there is a pony behind that door
snowcookies: you did this chat
e_bloc: can't let the door beat you
Morrigan9: Sunk Cost
IncredibleFrown: "i'm not gonna try to knock down this door!" ... *takes six damage*
kibiaboy: stop
Nigouki: just trying to wrap the stream up on time
RassilonDND: Adam (died trying to break down a door) savidan
NotCainNorAbel: we are on Deaths Door
chesul: I kinda want this door to kill you...
Biomonkey01: You have so much to live for!
Mysticman89: "success! You break into the broom closet. You finda broom."
kibiaboy: nnnnnn nnnnnn
Dog_of_Myth: Death by Door
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
darienmask: It's not a good omen
Diabore: omens usually arent good
Kramburger: Open the door with your skull
Himyul: does that die have a 6 on it? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JerecoPlays: Don't you lose a bunch of stamina when you encounter the bad guy?
Driosenth: Do it
someusername5: might as well commit now
brainiac4: Time to stop, Adam.
KartoffelKaiser: RIP Otaku Jeff III, slain by a door
snowcookies: call it quits
darienmask: Try the green die
korvys: It's an omen... that you just rolled 6 times without succeeding
someusername5: do it until you can't anymore
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, it's past the end of the stream anyway... :D
Ckiva: there's just a pit on the other side of the door
e_bloc: it's probably a door to the pit room anyway
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam never go to the casino
w1nsol: Whoever said to roll once is a monster
Biomonkey01: He can stop whenever he wants....
zahlfast: Soooooo.
Kikazi: I say reset like you never tried, cuz chat pressured you into this
oyleslyck: but red was due Kappa
someusername5: almost
frage069: oh no
someusername5: next one surely
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Driosenth: DO IT
KartoffelKaiser: Adam
someusername5: you know you want to
chesul: go for it!
voakir: 3 more chances!
Diabore: why not 5 or 6? just 6 is so mean
Lady_Meh: too deep to stop now
KartoffelKaiser: ADAM
ThorSokar: He breathes on you and you die?
BloodnBullets: then you will probably still die
IncredibleFrown: "what's sunk cost?"
brainiac4: That is literally not how it works.
Sarah_Serinde: Kikazi Nah, Adam owns this, he chose all these rolls
aquinas_0: LOL
Ckiva: Tuscon or Bust
betsytheripper: hell yeah sunk cost
snowcookies: Paul wtf!
Driosenth: Again!
Sarah_Serinde: He could reset anyway if he wants to though
amam741: How many has it been?
DigitalSeahorse: F
Diabore: one more doesnt
Alas_Babylon: My dude
Rockario: I mean, if I found an adventurer's corpse beaten bloody against a door I'd be scared of them.
iconicshadow89: Adam stop hurting yourself
darienmask: Still have a heal spell right?
someusername5: almost there
Kikazi: just roll till you die for the comedy, then reset like you never tried and go through the right door
Himyul: RIP
ruscobrog: death by locked door
Mister_Hush: Kill yourself on this door
voakir: What if this last one is the 6?
oyleslyck: stop hitting yourself
JerecoPlays: He is going to die when he encounters the bad guy.
Pteraspidomorphi: None of this happened, it was an illusion
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
someusername5: once more for luck
chesul: one more roll!
Driosenth: One More Time!
Comeback323: twitch chat this is all your fault
zahlfast: Put it down!
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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e_bloc: might as well
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhah
banachspacebar: do it
Mysticman89: IsTheres no page option for "if you die"
CaptainSpam: Look, all those other numbers are falling out of the Big Bin of Random Numbers, there HAS to only be 6s left!
IncredibleFrown: adam, stop though
YawnLance: Do it you coward!
rrtycoon2: Can we have an unofficial roll. to see what was next?
midday_rendelnep: this is the best way to end the stream
SolarJudas: Death by door! Death by door!
oyleslyck: 5/6 chance to die
NightValien28: this is like watching someone open loot boxes
betsytheripper: Adam " seabatBRAIN " Savidan
chesul: you won't do it. Kappa.
ThorSokar: you know this isn't the door, you KNOW the combinator for the door he's behind, and you can't use it
DigitalSeahorse: don't casino ever :P
korvys: If it's not, we get to go home
Sarah_Serinde: Mysticman89 No, because you're dead and your adventure is over
Diabore: @Mysticman89 if you die the books over
Biomonkey01: That dice is clearly cursed
Lysander_Gustav: yas
Dog_of_Myth: Death by Door!
froggomb: Keep tryng until you die
midday_rendelnep: go on
voakir: What are the odds of not rolling a 6 in 12 rolls?
Ckiva: you have to try one last time
Himyul: realistically, you're pretty much already dead
Comeback323: we did this to him
froggomb: Open doors or die trying
someusername5: never tell me the odds
Sarah_Serinde: Adam has made his choices
aquinas_0: squish?
chesul: F
ThorSokar: 100%
korvys: 50% or so
darienmask: Do we nto have a heal spell left?
Pteraspidomorphi: I've always been terrible at probability
Kikazi: its up to you, but I'd total just go to the other door with all my health back
BusTed: slytqShrug
DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahah
NightValien28: dead
Biomonkey01: Niled it
frage069: lol
IncredibleFrown: nice shot
oyleslyck: Here lies Adam, death by inanimate door
Diabore: F
KartoffelKaiser: RIP Otaku Jeff III, slain by a door
47MD: that was the six
Himyul: F
Zebunisher: slytqRIP
CaptainSpam: ded
e_bloc: that was your six
aquinas_0: SQUISH!
Kikazi: D E D
Alas_Babylon: F
47MD: he ruined it
awickedobserver: F
brainiac4: F
NotCainNorAbel: F
frage069: GG
Nigouki: F
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: Welp
JerecoPlays: F
kibiaboy: f'
DigitalSeahorse: that was the six in your lap :P
banachspacebar: splat
SolarJudas: F
YawnLance: You dropped the 6
midday_rendelnep: F
BrokenGolem: katesRip katesRip katesRip
DiscordianTokkan: F
Custoberus: F
ThorSokar: Turns out 100%
PharaohBender27: f
Questhere: F
someusername5: this is the quality content I am here for
Roosevelt: F
Zu_o: Doored
korvys: benginRip
djalternative: F
Drasvin: rip
e_bloc: welcome to the highlight reel
JerecoPlays: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
ArcOfTheConclave: crit fail
snowcookies: lol
MidgardSerpent: F
Lysander_Gustav: oh well
Morrigan9: F
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
DigitalSeahorse: F
Shadowner: the odds of every roll are equal, the statistics are really low
zahlfast: scoopsREAPER
voakir: Next roll will be a 6!
amam741: smolRip
josh___something: wow
Kikazi sighs
Mysticman89: RPGOops
Pal_Friendpatine: teftRip to door
korvys: Adam, why didn't you just roll a 6? lrrBEEJ
rrtycoon2: now we need a test roll.
brainiac4: Now see how many tries it takes to get a 6
Pteraspidomorphi: 217 ;)
Drasvin: That's a good door
ruscobrog: katesBeans
Sarah_Serinde: We could come back to this another time
Diabore: try 217
midday_rendelnep: try 217?
zahlfast: scoopsRIP scoopsPUNT
ThorSokar: You HAD the combination to the door he was behind
NightValien28: come back to it some other time
iconicshadow89: benginRip
oyleslyck: HAHA
Zebunisher: should have just pulled instead of pushing....
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
aquinas_0: :D
Questhere: lrrGREED
Himyul: LUL
Ckiva: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
BusTed: That adds up.
Nigouki: aHAHAHAHA
midday_rendelnep: hahah
aquinas_0: beautiful
chesul: PERFECT!
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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w1nsol: NEVER LOOK!
dangerous_safety: HAAAA
ruscobrog: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
CaptainSpam: You win! Continue!
YawnLance: benginTry benginTry benginTry
e_bloc: LOL
KartoffelKaiser: NEVER LOOK
someusername5: amazing
Kikazi: shouldn't have rolled it, buddy
JerecoPlays: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
darienmask: Hahaha
kibiaboy: ha
Biomonkey01: Why did you roll again, Adam?!
banachspacebar: YES
Morrigan9: DUR
PharaohBender27: Poor Otaku Jeff - we only somewhat new you
NightValien28: GDI ADAM
frage069: Now thats comedy
Shadowner: 1 hp away
kibiaboy: yes
djalternative: hahahaha
randomino5: Jebaited
SydPreviouslyHeadache: let's juyst go with that roll
brainiac4: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Freila_Olympus: NEVER LOOK!
snowmonkey99: First Try1
josh___something: he rolled well
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's going in the highlights
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaChew ferociousGreed nettyDead katesRip slytqRIP benginRip benginFacepalm
captain_wulf: yay real adam laugh!!
Ckiva: why didn't you do that the first time?
MidgardSerpent: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Jokulhaup1234: Never look
JerecoPlays: Hello stream highlights
wikisome: hi highlight reel
betsytheripper: oh no he broke himself
Mysticman89: In which Adam starts to cry.
betsytheripper: hahahah
DiscordianTokkan: The Real Laugh!
Kikazi: let's at least find out
darienmask: Oh it's the real laugh
amam741: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: "The door opens as your now-lifeless body slumps into it."
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit
Sarah_Serinde: Chat please clip these moments for me :D
Pal_Friendpatine: Now if the NEXT one is 6
oyleslyck: the die montage is clipworthy
Teangeolai: that's incredible
Diabore: 292
Himyul: 292
1y1e: Just to guarentee that we learn nothing from this, there it is
someusername5: 292
zahlfast: Why didn’t we fight the ghosties?? :/
frage069: 292
Rioxcon: his lifeless body slumps through the door
RvLeshrac: When you slammed your head in that last time, the blood leaked out, causing the door to slip.
Morrigan9: the door creaks open after you colapse from exaustion
Sarah_Serinde: I'd suggest we come back to this next monday but it looks like there's a thing planned already
betsytheripper: 89% chance of not rolling a 6 in 12 rolls btw
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KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff's corpse rolls into the room
Kikazi: you stumble in with your dieing death
dweebert91: smile for the replay
iconicshadow89: Hello highlight reel
betsytheripper: no I did that backwards
Kikazi: breathe*
betsytheripper: 11%
Vyous: 11 % of not
betsytheripper: I math good
banachspacebar: That sounds like backwards
Nigouki: oh you found the waifu chamber
Driosenth: (5/6)^12
Pteraspidomorphi: 11% is my result
RvLeshrac: "Tell her you have a special gift for her" and then give her the spider!
darienmask: liquid fire from the eyes, nice
Kikazi: this would be the queen
paladinr: She's Dio
banachspacebar: She has laser vision
e_bloc: so you die anyway
FireFlower18: goals
Sarah_Serinde: I'd be mad too is someone slammed against my door 12 times and then broke into my bedroom
Sarah_Serinde: *if
Shadowner: 5/6 = 83.3333%
eric_christian_berg: Use the mirror!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you have laser eyes? I love you have this
Sarah_Serinde: I'm down for coming back to this
zahlfast: This would be a perfect spider in a jar room
banachspacebar: She's offering to give you laser eye surgery
DiscordianTokkan: "I have a gift for you! A MIRROR, HAHA"
randomino5: 17%^12
JerecoPlays: It was me, Dio.
Ckiva: the guy who bit you right at the start mentioned the ganjees
randomino5: or no wait
zahlfast: I bet we just brute force it
Drasvin: Liquid fire
frage069: liquid fire lasers
Drasvin: So magma
Mysticman89: liquid fire != laser
Pteraspidomorphi: They're on the cover pic so they're probably unavoidable
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I look forward to the return
PharaohBender27: Agreed, we can do another lrrADAM one-off to learn the conclusion
Sarah_Serinde: Mysticman89 I would laugh if that ended with her breaking/melting the mirror because of that
eric_christian_berg: Frickin laser beams!!!
brainiac4: Does liquid fire freeze like lasers do?
korvys: You could look at the page that was the combination?
Sarah_Serinde: You got a warning sign in the library but kept reading anyway :D
Mysticman89: the book certainly seems down with such shenanigans
Newbiespud: CYOA speedrun tech
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was so good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you for the stream
Ckiva: thank you !! lrrHEART
Nigouki: thank you for the super fun stream!!
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks for the stream! And yes please do more, this is great
JerecoPlays: Thicc
Teangeolai: These streams are excellent
Kikazi: that was indeed a lot of fun, I enjoy these streams
Pteraspidomorphi: What's the other one again?
Ckiva: absolute unit
DigitalSeahorse: so bad it's good theonl45SPANK theonl45Heart theonl45SPANK theonl45Heart
Dog_of_Myth: So thicc
randomino5: B O O C C
korvys: Does it have more entries?
Biomonkey01: Thicc to Thiccc
PharaohBender27: Thanks, lrrADAM and lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART
m_logan2000: you could also check page count
eric_christian_berg: Flavor text!
DigitalSeahorse: Thicc
Phosphatide: thank you for the stream! now i can finally catch up on road quest lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ
brainiac4: Adam, have you ever played Tunnels and Trolls? Lots of great solo dungeons.
ThorSokar: A Rich Tapestry!
Dezinkled: Or there are more pages that are actual pictures
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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betsytheripper: I like "they painted a thing"
ani_laurel: Thanks for these, they're a blast
zahlfast: Fun stream. Defeated by a door.
frage069: I'm looking forward to rewatching this soon
Kikazi: lrrHEART lrrADAM seabatBRAIN
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IncredibleFrown: moving books out of the way of the slap
froggomb: Play some of the PvP versions of these games. Like Revenge of the Red Dragon
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
Ckiva: nice
CaptainSpam: ME?!?
e_bloc: excellent timing
Kramburger: lrrADAM_BW seabatTROG
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
amam741: lrrIAN
Kikazi: its good content Bront
Sarah_Serinde: 100% worth my Patreon dollars
ThorSokar: Patreon dot com, they changed their logo, but the new one sucks
Sarah_Serinde: And the latest Road Quest episode:
Teangeolai: It's much better than anything on TV
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK katesThank
froggomb: true
zahlfast: PansexualPride
Mysticman89: special twitch exclusivve dance party?
oyleslyck: If Adam ever gets around to "creature of havoc," that will be a ride depending on version he gets. There were typos in one version and one path was open to creative interpretation
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DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: :D
DigitalSeahorse: "We demand a subbery."
frage069: If you can find it I'd love to watch Adam play some Duel Master: Challenge of the Magi two player vs book
NotCainNorAbel: Thank you guys
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh! They got me hooked on this game last time
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh cool
Sarah_Serinde: I should go back to it
Pteraspidomorphi: Do they have VR yet, I wonder
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sounds like an art game
Sarah_Serinde: It's an art gallery MMO, basically?
e_bloc: yeah I enjoyed this game a lot last time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh well then
betsytheripper: heck yeah the badgood game
CaptainSpam: WOAH BLACK BETTY Man of Medan
Sarah_Serinde: He said he hasn't kept up with all the games but he played the earlier ones, if I remember right
Pteraspidomorphi: He had fun on 18 games and counting sometimes
Omthebox: Adam, you get payed to play games.
TacitusVigil: Adam, you get paid for this. Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: Filty casual
erloas: professionally casual
ani_laurel: YES
EscherichiaCole: I'm a formal game player. I only play games in a fancy dress
kibiaboy: yes
ThorSokar: Probably(tm)
RvLeshrac: thebetCasual
Freila_Olympus: It'll totally work this time!
PharaohBender27: It'll work this time, dammit!
froggomb: you get paid to play games, that is the definition of pro
Suffix: EscherichiaCole Next D&D game is black tie.
EscherichiaCole: Suffix excellent
Sarah_Serinde: EscherichiaCole ...I want a fancy dress board game party now
kibiaboy: good
ThorSokar: that's REAL high for an Atmosfear game
Drasvin: 95%? So just don't Nat 1
kibiaboy: yep
froggomb: ;looking forward to atmosfear, loved it as a kid
ThorSokar: Someone bought the rights and IS making a new one btw
itomeshi: There's an Appmosfear?
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet
Sarah_Serinde: I'm with Paul on that one
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Huh lloween
Zu_o: Both, depending on if I am singing this is halloween as well
EscherichiaCole: Still enough time to smash them
Nigouki: christmas carved pumpkins Kappa
BrindleBoar: The Great Pumpkin.
Sogheim: oh hey it's Adam and the voice of Paul! lrrADAM lrrPAUL
Nigouki: black friday carver pumpkins Kappa
PharaohBender27: I've literally never heard Halloween pronounced the way lrrADAM did, but now I can see that being a regional thing
EscherichiaCole: You can have your All Saint's Pumpkin
erloas: it is of course the great pumpkin
PharaohBender27: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (10d, 12:25 from now)
frage069: Friday transformation day
Sarah_Serinde: !db2019
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope 2019 will begin on November 8 at 8 AM PST at
Morrigan9: moon base is a transformer, takes a week to switch to desert bus mode
Sogheim: Moon Base... or Astro Train?
Drasvin: Time to bus
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Pteraspidomorphi: Get a bunch of it done
Sarah_Serinde: We can probably also host them here
froggomb: Why don't you do desert bus?
frage069: Ooh that sounds good
PharaohBender27: Also, get your swears out of the way before the 8th!
frage069: I really enjoy Adams Persona play
Fruan: Big brain plays from Adam, as is his right!
TacitusVigil: It's ok. Paul has 4 PS4s. We'll use the other 3.
Rockario: Good heads up!
Freila_Olympus: I do!
frage069: Totally looking forward to it Adam
Nigouki: thanks and byyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!
TacitusVigil: Thanks Adam, Paul.
kibiaboy: by3e'
froggomb: byebye and ty
PharaohBender27: Bye, everyone! katesWave
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank you!!
Sarah_Serinde: Goodnight friends!
Lysander_Gustav: good night all of you!
kibiaboy: v
IsThis___Art: BAI
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