Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (James is gonna COD till he can't COD no more. Game: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare) at Wed 10:30 AM PDT (10m from now).
TXC2: title change
Metric_Furlong: !panic
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: !cw
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James has returned to Play it Forward in order to wrap up the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign. ||
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TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello James
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: hello TheAinMAP welcome
kevenwith2es: War Crimes Wednesday with ya boi, James PogChamp
MrQBear: Oh, so it's like Lycanthropy.
v_nome: WereJohnOliver
ArcOfTheConclave: Famous Youtuber John Oliver?
frage069: ahhhh, why am I up so early? Why is the sun all ready up?
Pteraspidomorphi: John Oliver usually looks more disbelieving than angry
kevenwith2es: xXJohnOliverXx
MrQBear: High Five @v_nome
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver.
LRRbot: New quote #6531: "Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver." —James [2019-10-30]
TXC2: !cw
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TXC2: hopefully we're past the worst of it
v_nome: Is CoD the one that famously made the player shoot up an airport?
TXC2: v_nome yes
red_shoes_jeff: Are y'all ready for some Call of Duty: Modern Warcrime?
kevenwith2es: The flares in the courtyard was kinda neat.
red_shoes_jeff: Not the Royal We.
kevenwith2es: Press F to Not Gas.
MrQBear: But you didn't jam on the brakes either
TXC2: "your honour, I didn't press X to gas"
BlightningHelix: Press F to do warcrimes
red_shoes_jeff: I... don't actually think she was holding a gun...
Pteraspidomorphi: The lesson they're trying to teach is good guys are good guys no matter how many warcrimes they commit, and bad guys are... russian?
kevenwith2es: Dat pop-in.
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BlightningHelix: @pteraspidomorphi the lesson is that it is only a warcrime when they do it.
Elspeth_Tirel: oh man that helicopter is not kind to motion sickness
TheMerricat: So chat, I missed the last half of the previous stream and haven't had a chance to catch up yet. Have any f our primary non POV characters been offed yet?
Pteraspidomorphi: Precisely
TXC2: TheMerricat I don't think so
kevenwith2es: Good start.
red_shoes_jeff: Wait... Our callsign is Sinner? ... Are we the baddies?
TheAinMAP: katesRip
Foxmar320: Hello
TXC2: Hello Foxmar320
v_nome: slytqRIP
Waltzmark: wow, great job, game
Foxmar320: Wow that didn't take long
TheAinMAP: Dang.
TXC2: !clips
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red_shoes_jeff: You did it! Yaaaaay.
niccus: i'm sure it was the right thing for america
v_nome: 0-orphan in 30secs
BlightningHelix: Press rt to do a warcrime
Elspeth_Tirel: I take it shooting children is frowned upon
frage069: Ooof
TXC2: I kinda both do, and don't want that cliped actyuly
Pteraspidomorphi: Only military age individuals are considered hostiles (they just said)
Saulens181: hey chat
TXC2: hello Saulens181 welcome
Foxmar320: :(
Elspeth_Tirel: killing parents, killing dogs
kevenwith2es: This campaign might not be good.
StationaryTarget: Just one problem after another
BlightningHelix: "military aged" gotta love ambiguous terms used as the basis for rules of engagement
Elspeth_Tirel: are we the baddies?
ArcOfTheConclave: they shot clifford!
kerbalized_: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
historyman_admu: well rules of engagement is do not fire unless fired upon so.....
TXC2: strap in chat, theres gonna be a lot this
red_shoes_jeff: BUCKLE IN, everyone.
v_nome: Quick question, do we have skulls on our hats?
TXC2: oh good, we're "Kyle"
TheAinMAP: Make the dark darker.
TXC2: Vanta dark
kevenwith2es: If Kingdom Hearts has taught me anything, it can always be more dark.
Saulens181: so, uh, chat, I've heard good things about Disco Elysium, should i pick it up?
Elspeth_Tirel: so this is a remaster right?
Saulens181: nope
ArcOfTheConclave: doubletap to make sure
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't wall into frozen water.
TheMerricat: @Elspeth_Tirel reboot, same people, new timeline
TXC2: Zombie check James, always shoot the head twice Kappa
Saulens181: @arcoftheconclave is that legal
Elspeth_Tirel: Oh. But didn't Modern Warfare 2 come out in 2009?
TXC2: Elspeth_Tirel something like that
Pteraspidomorphi: Like all game series they eventually have to make a new game with the exact same name to confuse people
Elspeth_Tirel: gotcha
ArcOfTheConclave: @Saulens181 I wouldn't know
Foxmar320: oh perfect
Elspeth_Tirel: speaking of weird naming schemes I wonder what the next xbox will be called
MrQBear: Just throw a glowstick down.
Saulens181: see, people buy more stuff that is similar to stuff before, so if me make it the _same_ as before, even more people would buy it!
MrQBear: It's fine
mtvcdm: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #969: "You don't just make a giant hole without putting three dragons down it!" —Heather [2015-10-26]
Elspeth_Tirel: rope burn smope burn
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
kevenwith2es: That also hurts.
BounderTree: I genuinely didn't realize a new call of duty was coming out because of the name
red_shoes_jeff: How are you both alive?
v_nome: plot armour?
ArcOfTheConclave: turn on NV?
Foxmar320: welp
red_shoes_jeff: Good covering.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm not very familiar with this franchise but it appears to me that if you get to retry a scene every time you die, odds of survival are pretty good :P
Elspeth_Tirel: well I can say watching this on a plasma, I can't see a damn thing
I_Am_Clockwork: this game is a lot worse at telling you when you've switched to the other POV character
red_shoes_jeff: "On your right" *turns left*
Foxmar320: This place is nice
Elspeth_Tirel: cozy
Foxmar320: Lets stay here
I_Am_Clockwork: stoppin powah!
dungeonmaster099: lrrHERE_HF
TXC2: James "2 shotguns" Turner
BounderTree: roombrooms are great in tunnels
Saulens181: and aaaall of the oxygen in that tunnel is gone
kerbalized_: ^^
BounderTree: plot oxygen
Pteraspidomorphi: It has been there
MrQBear: Ploxygen.
StationaryTarget: It's been there this whole time
frage069: That has allways been there
kerbalized_: @mrqbear beat me to it!
mtvcdm: It just wants you to have fun and stay frosty.
ArcOfTheConclave: disable ccrossplay?
Pteraspidomorphi: By avoiding the fire traps?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you can turn crossplay off under the account submenu of hte options
TXC2: fuck staying frosty, it's too cold for staying frosty
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that might remove the message.
MrQBear: @kerbalized_ It's such a good sounding portmanteau too. You should try it out. Ploxygen.
TXC2: Ploxygen: for when your needs to air out a bit
TXC2: *your plot
TheMerricat: lol, bug then. sorry :-) @LoadingReadyRun
Elspeth_Tirel: you?
kevenwith2es: That's just a record of the chat, not a static message. It stays in multiplayer too for reasons.
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v_nome: slytqBweh has been called.
I_Am_Clockwork: yes james, a screen bug. (ya know like the play it forward bug. hahah I make funny joke)
Saulens181: and yet another MG nest
TXC2: Saulens181 it's like they're effective or something :P
theinvisiblevoice: time to use all those grenades
manfred909: slytqItsfine
red_shoes_jeff: How about all those grenades you've been picking up?
mtvcdm: I mean, we do have grenades.
TheMerricat: wishy ou had a flashlight
TXC2: how do we flank lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Bucket the man.
BounderTree: why not hot potato?
TimeToFry: !badadvice
LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
TXC2: !findquote bucket
LRRbot: Quote #240: "Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?" —Alex [2015-05-05]
TXC2: so we poop bucket the MG nest, yes a flawless plan Kappa
BounderTree: ah, protective plywood
Foxmar320: We died
TheAinMAP: katesOw
TXC2: this seems......contrived.
BounderTree: definite spine injury there
ArcOfTheConclave: she did warn us
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE
Alness49: "may" ignite
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
mtvcdm: A slight chance
TXC2: "may" is doing a lot in that sentence
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You passed it.
I_Am_Clockwork: push ye cart
Foxmar320: Push better
kerbalized_: lrrbot on point
manfred909: ^
Saulens181: so uh what is this monologue?
BounderTree: push the cart? *TF2 flashbacks*
Mangledpixel: we mush poosh little cart!
TXC2: Saulens181 bad writing
Foxmar320: things are getting hot foxmarFIRE
Pteraspidomorphi: Villains in this game like to set up loudspeakers with 24h/day propaganda
I_Am_Clockwork: mash f to not fall into a fire hell
Mangledpixel: benginBurn alilyDeadly
TXC2: really? "thanks cuz" ?
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
sivakrytos: ok funko
Erudite_Cynic: and joe
TXC2: why do the lines need to be cut to time?
mtvcdm: The blue wire!
MrQBear: Well, funko cut it the moment she said 'Green wire' thinking it was the signal. ' <'
manfred909: elfunkHeart joekimHeart lrrHEART
MrQBear: It was.
BounderTree: great terrorist tip: make the timer on your bomb a minute longer that the actual boom time
mtvcdm: Once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
kerbalized_: or dont put a timer
Saulens181: or just, y'know dead man switch or something
TheMerricat: Better tip, don't design it so that cutting three wires will defuse it. Don't include a timer at all.
TXC2: Topical
BounderTree: @txc2 a cycling chip in the bomb?
Elspeth_Tirel: just a little illegal
TXC2: Game, you don't get to say this shit, and then STILL DO IT
MrQBear: OH. Right.
Erudite_Cynic: oh no
MrQBear: This.. part.
TXC2: ah shit another flashback
manfred909: this bit
Erudite_Cynic: this is not gonna be pretty
StationaryTarget: That doesn't sound good
TXC2: !cw
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TXC2: Child solider time chat, strap in
sivakrytos: russian prison
Elspeth_Tirel: don't you die after three days of no water?
BounderTree: hey, russian
BlightningHelix: Yes
Cepsys: i agree, 10 days with no water?
TXC2: Elspeth_Tirel only in the desert
kevenwith2es: A key to the janitor's closet. Good job.
the_one_and_only_kim: no, you cant live 10 days without water no matter where you are
Elspeth_Tirel: I dunno having the strength to move after ten days of no water seems suspect to me
TXC2: make you mind up barkov
Elspeth_Tirel: I hope this isn't going the direction I feel it would in real life
TXC2: Elspeth_Tirel right?
BounderTree: oh man, that is too bad
Erudite_Cynic: welp
manfred909: you will see
Foxmar320: oh no
TXC2: manfred909 do we have too?
manfred909: kinda
Erudite_Cynic: yeeeeeeep
BounderTree: is he kneeling in the water?
TXC2: oh for fuck sake
Erudite_Cynic: yeeeeeeeeep
Foxmar320: Yeah this game is all kinds of messed up
manfred909: will post when done
kevenwith2es: Wow, and they game-ify it too.
MrQBear: Everybody loves minigames, right? Right? Thank you, Manfred.
Erudite_Cynic: boy isn't it
TXC2: what is the point of this scene? hmm?
BlightningHelix: I feel like this game is trying to gaslight me.
MrQBear: To establish the villain, clearly.
BlightningHelix: Because like "hey, you know all that shit we did. Russia did it."
cheezweazl: Let's all pretend that the Russians did this and not the Americans... good times
Th3HolyMoose: WHy are they all speaking through a radio? :P
TXC2: "you can't handle the truth!"
MrQBear: Interesting.
TXC2: wait we were a robot?
Ispert: They would have needed a better voice actor for that dude
kevenwith2es: Farah's half VCR.
manfred909: Water is finished
Mangledpixel: cheezweazl yeh, this game also straight up attributes a real life war crime committed by Americans (the 1991 Highway of Death) to Russia instead
TXC2: he also has the least villainous hair ever
manfred909: Good Cop/Bad Cop does need 2 people right?
cheezweazl: @Mangledpixel that's.... atrocious
Mangledpixel: yup
Erudite_Cynic: Torture over
TXC2: are the devs acting like this is the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan?
Saulens181: @mangledpixel teee~eechnically not a war crime. Super horrific, but not confirming to the definition of war crime
cheezweazl: "Stop Hitting Yourself" - Barakov Probably
manfred909: we are back to normal shooting game
TXC2: "like 10000 forks, when all you need is a spoon"
BounderTree: why not put the grate back?
Mangledpixel: Saulens181 not the most useful of distinctions - the point is that it was horiffic
manfred909: more Kobe less Yeet
drdudeman: looks like you're hitting the bars
MrQBear: Also interesting, I missed how he did it, but Funko got it in one, but yeah, how the heck is it aiming?
Mangledpixel: push right up to the bars maybe?
Mangledpixel: there we go
drdudeman: woo
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BlightningHelix: Climbing
Ed25519: @Mangledpixel horrific, and unecessary.
kevenwith2es: Smash the state
drdudeman: can I also say what an absolute pleasure Road Quest has been to watch?
Mangledpixel: Ed25519 which describes most of war, tbh
BlightningHelix: O
vegetalss4: @Saulens181 That depends on interpretation. There's a real argument that it violated the Third Geneva Convention, Common Article 3 if the iraqi soldiers counted as "out of combat".
BlightningHelix: I'd definitely take the drill. Could be useful.
BounderTree: obligatory rats
TXC2: vegetalss4 Saulens181 lets maybe not have this conversation here hmm?
BounderTree: Jesus
vegetalss4: Sorry @TXC2
vegetalss4: I should have known better.
TXC2: vegetalss4 eh, this game kinda asks for it sadly :P
TXC2: anyway, I'm gonna maintain that Farrah is robot and make this game more interesting
Saulens181: sorry as well - i just remember seeing that around the coverage of it.
Saulens181: anyway was that static there earlier?
Mangledpixel: sorry for bringing it up too, it just kinda epitomises some of the issues with this game
TXC2: Saulens181 I've only noticed it with farrah
MrQBear: I think it's because it's a 'flashback'
Mangledpixel: everyone knows memory is digital
TXC2: nice of the sniper to have the worlds worst laser on their gun :p
MrQBear: Videotapes of the mind~
kerbalized_: its cuz Farah is a robot, duh
Mangledpixel: unfortunately my brain is Betamax
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TXC2: Mangledpixel so it's higher resolution, but only lasts 2 hours? Kappa
Mangledpixel: hehehe
drdudeman: seems like a slow and steady kind of section
Mangledpixel: one of the oddest things I own is an old tv studio Digibeta machine
Mangledpixel: don't know if it still works, mind you
TXC2: short bursts James Kappa
Scrubbodiestobears: sure is nice of the sniper to use a visible laser so you can see where he is
BounderTree: nice bullet proof cars
TXC2: Scrubbodiestobears I know right?
TXC2: how did that sniper how LOS on the street from there?
kerbalized_: what if the sniper actually was just a dude with a green laser trying to fry your retina
Jeronimo654: <message deleted>
Pteraspidomorphi: You can probably see the laser better if there's a lot of dust in the air
kevenwith2es: Fisher's Price
kerbalized_: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
drdudeman: price price baby would also have been acceptable
Mangledpixel: or The Price is Right
TXC2: Baby Price, doo doo do do do
kerbalized_: well done @drdudeman sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
TXC2: good that she hasn't aged in 10 years
Thylian1: Is the campaign any good?
Rhynerd: Is it just me or does baby price look like the guy who played the antagonist in Quantum Break?
Saulens181: ideologically, not so much?
TXC2: Thylian1 the gameplay seems fine, plot not so much
kerbalized_: they force a lot of plot tbh
TXC2: ah yes the good old days of the 17th century
kevenwith2es: The game seems to think Price is cooler than he is.
vegetalss4: Did they just switch halfway through the conversation which off them suggested making a terrorist attack on russia?
kerbalized_: like the general scene was cliche af
TXC2: so this takes place tomorrow
RayFK: 50
TheMerricat: @vegetalss4 They didn't switch, Price offered option #3, they catch Hadir before the attack happens.
TXC2: hello RayFK
Erudite_Cynic: LUL Stoppin Powa
vegetalss4: Ah, I see I lost track.
kerbalized_: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
manfred909: johnlo1Box
kerbalized_: wow Lrrbot is so on point today
TXC2: lrrbot with the foreshadowing
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Just going to menton that I read ahead a little bit, there will be a very problematic scene near the end of this mission, you CAN exit any time you want and that's all I'll say.
drdudeman: I just worry about the inevitable mtx in the multiplayer
Earthenone: !next
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seth_erickson: jonlo1Box NotLikeThis
kerbalized_: I think LRRbot has already finished the campaign
BounderTree: magic silencers
TXC2: BounderTree ain't nothing on the car muffler we used first stream :P
kerbalized_: the oil filter silencer? its a real thing
kevenwith2es: Slappers only, no war crimes, Final Destination
TXC2: sod it, I've put the heating on, too bloody cold here :P
MrQBear: Okay, that static is some sort of actual error, isn't it?
manfred909: I think so yes
drdudeman: might be time for a big boy gun now that surprise is gone
BounderTree: pretty sure you can switch to a typewriter now
RayFK: Maybe throw that grenade out the window
TXC2: man theres no irony quite like being hit by an ambulance
BounderTree: what city is this?
Mangledpixel: many vehicle, left side, handle it
TXC2: St Petersburg
Saulens181: why the RPG we got no vehicles
drdudeman: pistols only? next time try slippers only like the real men
drdudeman: :P
MrQBear: Slippers would be much quieter than the pistol, yes.
MrQBear: Soft, cottony doom.
drdudeman: oh damn
drdudeman: stupid autocorrect
vegetalss4: I feel like you shot to the right of him 6 times.
drdudeman: trying to make a n64 goldeneye reference and it betrays
drdudeman: anyone want to bet Nikola betrays us?
BounderTree: oof
BounderTree: firing a heavy machine gun in an enclosed space?
manfred909: rayfkSanic
Erudite_Cynic: Content warning #2
drdudeman: that's how you get tinnitus
MrQBear: !cw
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TXC2: BounderTree who needs hearing? Kappa
StationaryTarget: Great, so now we do the torture?
kerbalized_: super content warning ahead
vegetalss4: Oh it's our turn for to commit a torture session I guess.
BounderTree: @txc2 the butcher, so he can hear the questions
Saulens181: seems so!
drdudeman: hmm
KidAmn: oh, are we doing war crimes?
drdudeman: is it the sister?
Erudite_Cynic: yeeeeep
MrQBear: This is about to get very rude. You should look away now.
kevenwith2es: Wait wut
TXC2: not a real thing
Pteraspidomorphi: This was predictable
Mangledpixel: can... can you choose not to?
Mangledpixel: guess not
manfred909: this you can opt out of
PleaseOneTime: Press F to exhibit human decency?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this would be the part where I said you CAN skip out on seeing any of what happens next.
BounderTree: why are they speaking English?
kevenwith2es: I'd rather it have been legitimate truth serum.
Waltzmark: This game makes me appreciate Spec Ops: The Line even more.
KidAmn: Can... can we not?
BounderTree: 2?
Saulens181: we nope
StationaryTarget: Let's nope
TXC2: Game you can't have it both ways, you can't show us doing these horrible things to make a point, and then still make us out as the good guys
KidAmn: Oh well that's fine, we only mostly partook of the war crimes, we weren't in the room while the worst bit happened /s
manfred909: it is an interesting scene just very HEavy
drdudeman: like how James is all they're still alive guess nothing that bad happened
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun if you had gone in, he uses the son as leverage. but no one dies.
vegetalss4: So "out" means standing by and only "slightly" aiding the torture of children.
Pteraspidomorphi: "If it was the russians they'd have set the warehouse on fire!"
TXC2: ummm no, I'm gonna go with no
manfred909: nah this is the same
KidAmn: I'm having lots of second and third and possibly even fourth thoughts, actually.
ArcOfTheConclave: No, you make the enemy scared of the light?
aerobeing: I think it's the same.
Mangledpixel: I hope that this game doesn't end up 'prooving' Price right on this
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TXC2: Mangledpixel it will, I guarantee it
aerobeing: The car?
ArcOfTheConclave: in the car
red_shoes_jeff: It was in the trunk.
RayFK: Nikolai had more time
Diabore: i feel like a silencer wont work very well on a shotgun
Erudite_Cynic: shotgun supressors are a thing
vegetalss4: Yeah, I feel like if it wanted price to be wrong it'd have been different music and he wouldn't have had his face light like that when he said those monstrous lies used to justify monstrous actions.
manfred909: correct @Diabore also that isn't a shotgun
TXC2: shotguns are subsonic right? Kappa
KidAmn: I feel like this game has a tenuous grasp on how many aspects of ballistics work, to be fair
drdudeman: looks like a m14style
Waltzmark: light meter? is this Thief now?
manfred909: Suppressed Shotguns are a thing but the suppressor is HUGE
MrQBear: Like a couple of bricks taped together.
KidAmn: yeah, that's an M14 carbine of some sort
Mangledpixel: right, it's like the size of a fire extinguisher
BounderTree: I've been told that if shotguns were realistic in games they would be OP as fuck
KidAmn: yeah, in real life shotguns don't stop working when they're more than 15 feet away
TXC2: BounderTree sort of, shotguns are basically useless at ranges over 100 yards
TheMerricat: @BounderTree there is a reason why the Germans considered their use a war crime during WWI
red_shoes_jeff: Because you're the protagonist, James!
BounderTree: @themerricat holy shit
TXC2: ah we're using an FAL, a gun which the British army doesn't use anymore
Diabore: those subtitles for price were wrong
TXC2: so we're just leaving that guy there?
TheMerricat: @TXC2 he didn't look to be in shape to go snooping around with us....
TXC2: must be twins Kappa
00gogo00: those reation times tho
Diabore: thats awkward
manfred909: sure twins
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think you did hte middle objective first.
BounderTree: good thing 80kg of adult male hitting the floor makes no sound
Diabore: is it annoying anyone else that a silencer would be almost useless in this kind of close combat?
TXC2: Diabore yes, you have to learn to just roll with it
manfred909: it did once but I got used to it
Saulens181: *brings finger up to your lips* tacticoooool
Morrigan9: i think the "your welcome" is the guy shooting out a street lamp
drdudeman: this is movie level mouse fart "silencers"
drdudeman: technically they are supressors
TXC2: it's on an FAL as well, which is not exactly a quiet gun to begin with :P
drdudeman: that's not a fal
Saulens181: lrrSPOOP_TK
MrQBear: I love that it's save-stated him with one bullet left in the magazine.
TheMerricat: lrrDOTS_TK lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_PK
TXC2: surely if you see someone get shot leaving a door, you shoot either side of the door BEFORE going through it?
BounderTree: that car alarm is going to attract attention
TheMerricat: it was a fal. :-)
drdudeman: car alarms what about the gunfire?
aerobeing: The FAL was on the ground.
aerobeing: The gun in our hands does not look like a FAL to me.
BounderTree: triplets
aerobeing: Same ammo, though.
drdudeman: that was a silence shotgun on the ground?
TXC2: ah so my point of it being loud still stands
TXC2: drdudeman sure was, BIG can though
WonderfulGlory: The numbers mason!
aerobeing: Realistics of Ballistics is my something something cover band.
drdudeman: like farting through a can of pringles
MrQBear: ' <'
TXC2: drdudeman :D
TheMerricat: - you are right, the scope for the gun in James hands is different then the one they show for the FAL.
drdudeman: look at the outline of his gun in the bottom right it's not at all a fal
drdudeman: it's a style of m14
BounderTree: just haul ass past everyone
MrQBear: Well, if it's based off the name every time he pulls it out on reload, it's an EBR 14, which is an M14 Variant according to the wikis?
TheMerricat: @drdudeman that only works if I knew what a FAL was suppose to look like. :-P All I can do is look at the graphics on the wiki.
TXC2: it's still in 7.62 NATO, which is a LOUD bullet
MrQBear: He's Maaaagiiic
aerobeing: TXC2, our character is just deaf and can't hear the full effect of it anymore. :p
BlightningHelix: Yes, but remember, this is a video game. And in video games, silencers are magical.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Price is magic. :-)
BounderTree: this family made one suit seller very rich
drdudeman: he even paused before running at the grenade icon
TXC2: where are we going?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: If you swing like that... you're going to hit an obstruction.
TheMerricat: Get to the CHOPPA!
TXC2: side of van is not a building James
BounderTree: uh, cars are terrible shields
Wilcroft: Cars are not buildings, James :)
TXC2: "help me attack the lab" we did that at the start, and you fucked it up Hadir
MrQBear: The sister that told him to 'stick his head out and die' because she's angry about his methods
TXC2: in before she's a Russian asset
Mangledpixel: "We're all pawns in this.. like we're in some kind of game"
drdudeman: Russian asset? nah she just works for the president
BounderTree: That truck can actually stop a bullet
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this is the last mission.
TXC2: drdudeman lets steer clear of that hornets nest
BounderTree: oh hey she has hair again
TXC2: in no way would that still be on his person
Erudite_Cynic: don't take selfies when doing balck ops
Erudite_Cynic: *black ops
TXC2: game could we please get to play as Farah in not a flashback?
TXC2: also, I don't think most black ops missions use a tank :p
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drdudeman: Prices face reminds me of the animation style from the Rin Tin movie
BounderTree: seriously?
lukastuntin: damn bro this game looks hella fun
Saulens181: hmm, not as cool as the snAK-47
MrQBear: @Saulens181 Is that a snake that spits bullets?
lukastuntin: mostly liking the improved gunplay , never been this ''realistic'' in cod
drdudeman: I wish he would use the grenade launcher
Saulens181: in a sense
PleaseOneTime: We can bring a tank with us, but we can't bring some charges?
drdudeman: middle mouse button
red_shoes_jeff: Looks like it's on the side?
TXC2: it's side buttons on the mouse
TheMerricat: how many buttons on your mouse?
Talin06: one of the right side buttons it looks like
drdudeman: side mouse button?
Th3HolyMoose: side buttons
Mangledpixel: it's the button on the back of your chair
Morrigan9: up behind the wheel
Ferisar: it's probably one of the side buttons
Rhynerd: Some mice have two side buttons.
gizmofreak1: Gaming mouses usually have a thumb mouse button
Rhynerd: Yours appears to not have those
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah it's one of those side buttons.
BounderTree: the forward/backward buttons are 4 and 5 usually
Saulens181: @gizmofreak1 isn't that usually a DPI switch?
Rhynerd: No wait, I missed it the first time, there are two side buttons next to the left mouse button
Saulens181: no wait i misread that
red_shoes_jeff: I think you just shot one of your guys.
TXC2: wow sure is dark inside
BounderTree: wait, you just shot one of your own earlier
BlightningHelix: To be fair "The van, that's him" sounds like they're calling out a target.
PleaseOneTime: @BounderTree That guy wasn't mission critical
BounderTree: yea, but still an ally no?
TXC2: oh a DP-12
PleaseOneTime: Yes, he was. It only failed for friendly fire when James shot the guy with a cutscene though
red_shoes_jeff: Why are all these people catching fire after they get shot?
MrQBear: Dragon's Breath, I suppose?
BlightningHelix: Incendiary rounds.
BounderTree: makes it double sad for the dude he shot, not only was he killed he wasn't even important enough to fail the mission
red_shoes_jeff: I don't think you can kill him.
TheMerricat: @red_shoes_jeff you can, but you have to pop his helmet first
TXC2: we've probably got to shoot this guy in the back
Diabore: its nice how the rest of your team is helping in this fight
TXC2: Npcs in this game do seem to have good pathfinding
Saulens181: yknow, it wouldn't be that hard to do this remotely i don't think
PleaseOneTime: That's gotta be a square in action game bingo, right? The detonator malfunctions, so someone has to set it off by hand.
TXC2: she....she could we played as her >...>
Ferisar: now you play alex's brother, valex
MrBevers: splitting the party never ends well
TheMerricat: @PleaseOneTime I think by now we have a full card, no need to call bingo any more.
Rhynerd: @themerricat which bingo game?
TXC2: Game that right there is THE moment to have us play as Fraha, BUT NO
TheMerricat: @Rhynerd the "tired and well worn action game tropes" bingo game. :-)
TheMerricat: @TXC2 don't worry it's coming
Rhynerd: @themerricat I have not seen the card for that but I do see the amount of covered squares on it.
TheMerricat: @TXC2 this is the 'play every pov character out' mission, we'l get her chance soon. :-)
TXC2: ok then
TXC2: here we GO!
MrQBear: ' -'
Talin06: stand up?
Rhynerd: Did that bullet go straight down after being fired?
TXC2: Rhynerd it went away
BounderTree: should have stabbed him I the neck to shut him up
noblevegas: Why won't you die?
TXC2: "ill give you anything" "I want my father back you sonofabitch!"
drdudeman: 4
TheMerricat: Talks well for a knife in his throat.
Ferisar: the power of the monologue is strong
TheMerricat: lol james, give the guy a death.
drdudeman: and a hole in his lungs
BounderTree: this assassins creed level of jabbering
TXC2: where is this helicopter going?
BounderTree: that pilot is a god how steady this ride is
drdudeman: first how long though?
PleaseOneTime: Spetznas are presumably en route so we can't stick around I guess?
abaoa_qu: Good thing she didnt watch the explosion
kevenwith2es: Captain Price Presents the Avengers
TXC2: Pretty sure ANY milltary activity around Pripyat would be major international news
Ferisar: eyy it's soap
TacitusVigil: so this was a prequel?
TXC2: is Soap the Snake eyes of modern warfare?
Ferisar: pre-modern pre-warfare
TheMerricat: does that mean something?
Th3HolyMoose: oh that's so loud
drdudeman: prices face was so interesting
Ferisar: yeah that's soap and ghost?
BounderTree: modern prewar
TXC2: I think it's just a reboot, but with references ?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun from what I've been reading it's litterally a reboot, so it 'might' count as a prequel?
TXC2: the plot, such as it is
BounderTree: isn't that just any reboot nowadays? "it's new but remember the thing!?! and other thing?!"
BlightningHelix: The only alternative is a "we're getting the band back together" thing. Except that, you know, some people are dead.
TXC2: "is this a good ending or a bad one?" "it's an ending, that's enough."
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Rhynerd: So, if there’s a sequel for this in two years, how close will it’s story be to the first Modern Warfare?
Ferisar: call of duty: the russians did it
BlightningHelix: "Get a kill streak? Do a warcrime."
Saulens181: oof
PleaseOneTime: Depicting russians negatively, or depicting russians?
Diabore: cod isnt a main story game anymore
Saulens181: ooo, demonware, i almost applied to do an internship with them
drdudeman: the real controversy will be when they add pay to win microtransactions
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I'm glad you did a play it forward for us, it removed any need for me to buy the game at all.
kevenwith2es: The set pieces didn't even seem that explode-y compared to past games.
Ferisar: should replay the original to see how it would compare
Ferisar: i have fonder memories of the old ones
Saulens181: ^
The_Ninjurai: lrrJAMES_SG James is so cool
BounderTree: the sudden minigun was... cheap I think?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I'm afraid I'm still in the TF2 era of online shooters, so if it's not SP, I generally don't even look at it
drdudeman: @loadingreadyrun can you tell everyone involved in Road Quest t
Ferisar: tbh only played the old CoDs for the campaigns
Ferisar: because the campaigns were silly
drdudeman: arg
drdudeman: listen I just want to say Road Quest was awesome
The_Ninjurai: Road Quest is fantastic
drdudeman: so darn wholesome made me want to do a road trip with my friend
The_Ninjurai: Look forward to it every Monday
TheMerricat: lrrDOTS_TK lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_PK Roadquest is indeed awesome. I'm amazined how much it comes off like something I'd watch on Netflix or Hulu
TXC2: !roadquest
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The_Ninjurai: Also, thank you for airing it weekly instead of the new model of releasing it all at once for binging
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BounderTree: I am loving roadquest, it is the start of my day every tuesday
Saulens181: road quests should get like a million views but that's not how the algorithm works is it :(
kevenwith2es: So, even with its short life-span, last game's Blackout seems like a better mode than this campaign. Mebbe they were on to something.
TheMerricat: @Saulens181 we just need to promote it for them so it will.
BasilHunter: thank you for making Road Quest Family Friendly, I've been watching with my 4 and 12 year old and they're enjoying it too
TXC2: BasilHunter the mechanics in the latest episode must have been fun :P
Ferisar: good ol' AAA credits
Saulens181: so... multiplayer now?
drdudeman: What's next on the agenda then?
TXC2: it'd be nice if this was the reason this game $80 :P
drdudeman: whaaaat
TheMerricat: !time
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BasilHunter: Hey do we know when Desert Bus T-shirts go on pre-sale?
drdudeman: teh c teams has graham?
TheMerricat: how? alex is dead
Ferisar: is this gonna be a makarov reveal or something
TXC2: OR IS HE?! Kappa
Ferisar: i will laugh
kevenwith2es: Alex shows up in the sequel as Grey Fox.
hanzi_keat: British date so February second???
hanzi_keat: Feb 11 sorry
BounderTree: Deagle'd
MrQBear: Black Ops Mode Unlocked
MrQBear: Er Spec Ops
red_shoes_jeff: DLCquel!
drdudeman: DLC-Equal
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff :D
Saulens181: lol the split-second subtitle of the text
red_shoes_jeff: Alright, I gotta get ready for improv. Night.
TXC2: so long red_shoes_jeff have fun
Saulens181: wat's realism mode?
TheMerricat: @red_shoes_jeff night!
TXC2: F4A? James is gonna get slaughtered Kappa
drdudeman: I like ground war
TXC2: how is our thumb through the rail of this gun?
kevenwith2es: A 1v1 Free for All PogChamp
BounderTree: how can that dude see anything with a hat like that?
TXC2: playing with randoms, what could go wrong? Kappa
BounderTree: whenever I wear a wide brimmed hat I bump my head on everything
TXC2: pro tip chat: when you turn your heating on, make sure the actual radiators are also on :P
frnknstn: Why does is it showing a banner ad whenever you get a kill?
Saulens181: so chat, how hard would it be to make an Evony-stly game in 2019 (without the ads)
Saulens181: *style
MrQBear: They're player tags, the default is the banner ad, I think.
frnknstn: oh right, that makes more sense
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TXC2: Saulens181 pretty hard probably
MrQBear: Was 5th for a long time there, you hustled it up there at the end. ' <'
Saulens181: ground war! ground war!
Saulens181: is gunfight just gungame?
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MrQBear: ' -'
Th3HolyMoose: welpo
TXC2: wow minecraft-esque death there
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kevenwith2es: 2v2vcliff
kevenwith2es: PogChamp50 GG
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40:25.
TXC2: eh, long enough
TXC2: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (8d, 19:47 from now)
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
TXC2: !next
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BounderTree: I'm looking forward to DB
Th3HolyMoose: Thanks James
Th3HolyMoose: enjoyed it :D
BounderTree: bye James! thanks for the stream
TXC2: !events
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frnknstn: Yay Gourd Guts!
TXC2: hello Paul
TXC2: Paul always give 300% thanks to the clones Kappa
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] You can't account for Serge.
LRRbot: New quote #6532: "You can't account for Serge." —James [2019-10-30]
BounderTree: ah man... atmosfear? dang why do I need sleep :(
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !twitter
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BasilHunter: I carve my 3rd pumpkin as I'm handing out candy
plunko625: darn, just missed it lol
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
plunko625: !next
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WrightJustice: !next
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malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
malc: damnit