MistahFixIt: Garbage Hype
AdmiralMemo: GARBAGE DAY!
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
couldntpickausername: a game we played one night was trying quotes tied to certain years. like I was born in 85
couldntpickausername: !quote 1985
LRRbot: Quote #1985: "Cori: Why would you have a brick wall covered in air fresheners?" —Alex [2016-02-26]
MistahFixIt: Don't worry about it.
gnome_friend: !quote 1998
LRRbot: Quote #1998: "Let's try to not lrrEFF up..." —Alex [2016-03-01]
couldntpickausername: or when WW2 ended
AdmiralMemo: !quote 8
couldntpickausername: !quote 1945
AdmiralMemo: Dangit... Too fast
couldntpickausername: oops, Lrrbot is angry
AdmiralMemo: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
AdmiralMemo: I will never forget that quote
ehsteveG: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (13m from now).
TehAmelie: edorphine receptors at the ready
MistahFixIt: @AdmiralMemo - I bet Cameron wishes you would Kappa
malc: oh right, the subtrain is going to be like a day long isn't it
virre_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (11m from now).
TehAmelie: i'm betting on 250
virre_: aha so with subtrain it will be around 20 minutes then?
TehAmelie: 250. . .carts? i forgot my english
Karfsma778: I think the sub train will last.... 47 hours, 28 minutes
Solipsody: Pizza obtained, sherry poured, big screen active. All that's missing now is garbage!
AdmiralMemo: 2 hours of sub train HYPE! Kappa
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie crates?
morgoth_bauglyr: wagons
korvys: !quote 250
LRRbot: Quote #250: "Move your molasses legs!" —Alex [2015-05-08]
gnome_friend: Oh... train cars
TehAmelie: oh right
AdmiralMemo: !quote 2000
LRRbot: Quote #2000: "You can look down the barrel and see into God's bathroom." —Cameron [2016-03-01]
AdmiralMemo: Cam has some of the best quotes
malc: coaches, if you feel British
TehAmelie: train cars, carts, wains and wagons in swedish are all "vagnar"
gnome_friend: Interestingly, people don't typically talk about "wains" in English anymore
TehAmelie: i only know the word from Hot Fuzz
morgoth_bauglyr: so the subtrain is vagnarok?
TehAmelie: but there you can see the norse influence
Solipsody: @gnome_friend Not without putting "World" on the end, anyway.
AdmiralMemo: Oh, if ANYONE is interested (probably not, but eh, whatever), my NDA on this stuff is up, so I can say that I was the anonymous person with this box for Mail Time: https://youtu.be/C0h9sII_G3A?t=2325
AdmiralMemo: @gnome_friend I bless the wains down in Africa? :D
MistahFixIt: @AdmiralMemo - Neat!
TehAmelie: i like it. vagnarök is coming
gnome_friend: The Wagon apocalypse?
Azsedcf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (7m from now).
TehAmelie: traincarpocalypse
djalternative: Hola friends!
TehAmelie: doesn't really roll of the tongue
gnome_friend: Greetings @djalternative
Solipsody: @gnome_friend @TehAmelie ArMEGAwagon.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
margieargie: I think the only time "wain" is genuinely used in English anymore is as part of "wainwright", and even that's usually as part of referencing people from previous centuries.
djalternative: I’m so ready for some garbage
kassy_13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (6m from now).
TehAmelie: i assume when english got modernized everyone changed their name from Wainwrigth to Cartwright
MistahFixIt: lrrALEX lrrGARBO lrrGRAHAM
djalternative: We use wain when talking about the phases of the moon
margieargie: At least in Virginia City.
malc: there are still Wainwrights in England
korvys: @djalternative I was thinking that, but that's "wane"
Solipsody: @TehAmelie It's an ongoing process. Nobody's told Rufus yet.
Anaerin: Wane, not wain, IIRC.
TehAmelie: i think that's waning
malc: the name more than the profession
Rockario: Virginiaciy
gnome_friend: Or Carter, or Wagoner
flatluigi: lrrGARBO_SG
tidehollowcat: Hello Chat
gnome_friend: hi @tidehollowcat
MistahFixIt: Com-on-dont.
djalternative: Bruce Wain
malc: oh is that what Wagner means?
TheMerricat: Evening chat. Or Afternoon, or morning, you do you.
gnome_friend: @malc yup!
malc: neat
gnome_friend: Hi @TheMerricat
AdmiralMemo: Funk and Wagnell's
korvys: There is "Wainscoting"
MistahFixIt: The Holo Suit activates automatically
TehAmelie: a wagner is a wagoner. could mean driving or making them i suppose
margieargie: Now I've kept it going, I don't know wain this conversation will stop...
gnome_friend: My ancestors made wagons
Garfman314: dia de la basura?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @margieargie
MistahFixIt: It just works passively
Garfman314: (it's been a long time since high school spanish)
Solipsody: "Carter Wagoner" should be the name of every character in any Western themed RPG.
MistahFixIt: (So long as you've found a disguise cartridge)
Rockario: Ah good, he BC Emergency system just let me know that W+P is imminent
djalternative: Dia de la Basura!!!
MistahFixIt: @Rockario - You too huh?
TheMerricat: Someday I'm going to watch the actual move that click is from @Metric_Furlong and the I'll laugh and laugh and laugh.....
offbeatwitch: im hype
TehAmelie: air raid siren tests eh? i thought that was just in sweden
japolai: yay watch and play!
malc: !Yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Rockario: @MistahFixIt I would hope everyone
Rockario: @TehAmelie Mobile Phone alert
offbeatwitch: was hoping to be home before 10 but its not happening so I'm gonna be watching on my phone
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie Where I live we have tornado warning siren tests
TehAmelie: how modern
malc: I was not notified by the BC Emergency System
MistahFixIt: Canada's Emergency Cellular Broadcast System is wild
TheMerricat: We have our siren test the first monday of every month at 11am
djalternative: Oh right. I need to prepare my sub message
djalternative: Brb
Garfman314: we've been having insane winds here, but no phone alerts
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, that sounded ominous...
Solipsody: @djalternative Well now my expectations are raised.
Driosenth: @gnome_friend siren tests on last Wednesday of every month?
margieargie: @Garfman314 Ah, you must be getting the same winds we are?
Garfman314: midwest?
Anaerin: Yeah, SaskAlerts sent their message out at 13:55 CST
margieargie: Kentucky, for me.
japolai: the smoke cloud we have in Sydney from the bushfires is awful
gnome_friend: @Driosenth First Tuesday I believe
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG vileolHeck vileolHi_SG
Garfman314: northern ohio for me
NovaTiempo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (1m from now).
gnome_friend: Iowa
tidehollowcat: Anyone else in Wisconsin? The winds aren't as crazy as they could be, but they're pretty bad.
ani_laurel: I got the Alberta Alert an hour ago. My phone just vibrated
TehAmelie: sweden only gets severe weather warnings up to class 2. i expect that'll change in the near future
gnome_friend: Yeah, the wind is pretty weird today
MistahFixIt: Ah yes the Mardets.
Garfman314: so what i'm hearing is: the entire midwest
margieargie: Ouch, at least down here there's hills and such to slow the wind down...
Driosenth: @gnome_friend It's 1 PM on the first Tuesday here in SD
flatluigi: lrrGARBO_SG
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (43s from now).
Rockario: @Garfman314 Once a wind get going out there it can gett a long way
SnackPak_: lrrGARBO lrrAWESOME lrrGARBO
TheMerricat: @tidehollowcat not in WI but here in STL they are pretty wild today. Power was out from 2am to 9am due to trees being down all over.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no, I'm early
djalternative: I’ve been traveling from Chicago to Kentucky and it’s been blustery the whole way through
MistahFixIt: Garbage Inbound
TheMoatman: @Garfman314 are y'all getting the same bomb cyclone as the west coast or is it a separate system?
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I'm glad to see ya, and for garbage day!
Garfman314: i think it's two sysems
gnome_friend: Greetings @hieroglyphica
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrSIGNAL
Garfman314: also signal
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
FadedOasis: lrrsignal
tehcrashxor: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
arcaneIllumination: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LordZarano: Watch∓Play
ClodiumSoride: lrrSIGNAL'
TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Milambus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Karfsma778: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL kathle3TRI
mtvcdm: IT'S TIME
PhoenixMelior: oh hey it's time
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: here we go
ClodiumSoride: hah
adi_pie: lrrSIGNAL
DoodlestheGreat: SNIGNAL!
Diabore: oooooooooohhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaa
Foxmar320: Here we GO!
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Mangledpixel: boop
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Solipsody: Contact SETI, we have a signal!
Diabore: its garbage day!
midday_rendelnep: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lord_bry0n: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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Pteraspidomorphi: Thank you for streaming at EU-friendly times
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TehAmelie: lrrGARBO_SQ down with the garbage!
AdmiralMemo: Dangit, my Chrome crashed
offbeatwitch: APP ISN'T LIVE YET AAA
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evilspoons983: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.
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TheMoatman: No, wait, I looked at radar. The more easterly midwest has a separate system
Foxmar320: Its finally Garbage Day! Ive been waiting months to take the trash out.
Anaerin: It's okay. @AdmiralMemo you've got 2 minutes to get it back up.
Mangledpixel: and here comes the sub express. chooo choooo
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM I'll say this again once live, but for Sub Train purposes today, we're just gonna do names--not months or messages. Y'know, so we can get to actual games :D
RebekahWSD: I was about to go to bed early for American Thanksgiving tomorrow, but now I must not
Vanbael: Just in time!
TehAmelie: i've used two monitors since i was 30, but today i'll only need one
MistahFixIt: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL We Got GarbageSign! lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO
AdmiralMemo: @Anaerin It crashed about 5 minutes ago and wouldn't go away
NightValien28: it cometh
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Milambus: The three year and W+P and a 4 day weekend, what could be better?
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morgoth_bauglyr: Next stop: Garboville
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kassy_13: names is fair
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mtvcdm: We've let so much garbage pile up.
HopPoleStudios: Ermagherd, it's the garble derp
Foxmar320: Good plan G
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margieargie: Wait, this whole stream isn't supposed to be all sub train?
gnome_friend: @TheMerricat What percentage of your gift subs are to LRRfolk vs silly names?
RebekahWSD: I'm sure I can get all the baking done tomorrow on a couple hours less sleep just fine
nathanselisko: GARBAGE DAY!
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APODionysus: The Prophecy has been fulfilled! GARBAGE DAY RETURNS
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Garbage Day!
Dared00: Watch+Sub
margieargie: I'm not sure that's the W+P I remember :p
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
hieroglyphica: Well, I def need to spend this sub soon, so I'll take just names and be happy with it c:
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DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
Solipsody: @TehAmelie I feel like you should put shades on after a line like that.
djalternative: Huh
Rhynerd: The Day has arrived!
Asenath_Darque: yay!
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crushcastles: Let the trash flow through you!
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Almost_Alaska: Never hopped on the sub train before. Busy! Must be the garbage day rush hour.
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AlfoGornstein: YASS!
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Thatwasademo: IT'S TIME.
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Alness49: !dregs
LRRbot: Alex's comic about sewer people, called Drainers (formerly Dregs), is having a physical edition printed! Reserve a copy at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cloudscape/drainers-an-underground-graphic-novel or read it for free at http://dregscomic.tumblr.com/
TehAmelie: the substream is the promised land. one day we'll get there, no matter how they effectivize
Anaerin: !drainers
LRRbot: Alex's comic about sewer people, called Drainers (formerly Dregs), is having a physical edition printed! Reserve a copy at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cloudscape/drainers-an-underground-graphic-novel or read it for free at http://dregscomic.tumblr.com/
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NathanJay_GA: Ah, the return of garbage day! lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
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offbeatwitch: lol my app gave up on the ad
TheMerricat: @gnome_friend a small percent actually, since the "10 gift subs to the community" stuff doesn't let ou target anyone.
Rhynerd: The day foretold by our prophets!
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dtrain_67: Return to the promised land!
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NathanJay_GA: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #518: "I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!" —Ian [2015-07-21]
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t3h_f1gm3nt: WE'RE ALIVE AGAIN!!!
blip2004: wooo watch and play
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TheSpindash: So happy to be wading into the garbage once again! Wait, did I get my tetanus shot?
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HopPoleStudios: I'm so unreasonably excited. GARBLE DERP
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Phosphatide: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Alahmnat: GARBAGE DAY! It's been so long!
djalternative: Oh. I can’t use prime sub on mobile?
PippinG subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
PippinG: just in time for garbage day! YAS!
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Psychic_Ketchup: Oh snap watch and play is back!
chaostreader: @offbeatwitch I’ve had that happen a lot recently.
Rhynerd: The glorious return of the most fated of days! Garbage Day!
MistahFixIt: Subtrain has no brakes.
Alahmnat: I have so much trash to take out
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TheSilentTempest: Garbage day!!!!
AdmiralMemo: Alright, I'm back right on time
DigitalSeahorse: woah there chat
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SAJewers: naeTATO
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LoadingReadyRun: I swear I updated the stream info
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Too_Many_Knives: Garbage Day!! Woo
atrociouslyambisinister: Wait, W+P???
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Dusk_Shine: Let's get ready to fumble!!!
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Makhiel: Garbage is upon us!
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sandrasnuppa: Oh, happy day! Got approved for gender reassignement surgery this morning, and now Garbage ay is back! :)
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DigitalSeahorse: they'll never get started at this rate :P
TheMoatman: It's time
atrociouslyambisinister: I did not realize
Solipsody: The forecast is apparently for high winds and garbage.
tyrew0rm: WE'RE HERE!!!
TehAmelie: runaway train, never coming back, going sub way on something track
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polygryphstudios: Had to catch my favorite LRR stream live for it's triumphant return!
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gnome_friend: Yay, @sandrasnuppa
mtvcdm: Oh yes, I remember this sub train.
Alahmnat: congrats @sandrasnuppa !
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eric_christian_berg: PrideFlag
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BobaThaiTea: time to find that sub-ocean
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Dared00: @sandrasnuppa congrats!
NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
sandrasnuppa: thanks :9
Joalni: I wonder if any of the stuff from the recent mail time will be here?
DoodlestheGreat: CHOO CHOO! Time for the sub train!
korvys: I'll come back after the sub train has left the station... in an hour :P
asthanius: @sandrasnuppa CONGRATS!!
cgwonder: time to take out the trash!
djalternative: I guess I’ll just wait until I’m done with the road trip
sandrasnuppa: :)
SAJewers: Party200 gotta get in on the train
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KV1NN4: *jumps the style* Garrrrbaaaage YEAR
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NovaTiempo: Stormin' off nicely
ani_laurel: Just @ me in 2 hours when the subtrain is over
atrociouslyambisinister: 3 day sub train
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PippinG: @sandrasnuppa that is the best news, congrats!
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ValtheDrake: I'm staying up late for this but some garbage needs to be taken out!
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gnome_friend casts wing shards
KevinTheShark: Corgo60 #BlameTwitch
Jeezy56: lrrGARBO_HF lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM lrrGARBO
plasmaparados: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TehAmelie: how do hundreds of people manage to save their subs up for this really?
kassy_13: they've worked out ways around the subtrain folks
LlewellynZ: lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHEART
japolai: yay garbage
NovaTiempo: YAAS
cgwonder: yesssssss
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MistahFixIt: HERE WE GO
cgwonder: it's tiiiiime
sethtriggs: Yay!
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Fruan: It returns!
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DigitalSeahorse: aaaawwww yeaaaah
virre_: Oh I have missed this intro
MistahFixIt: Brace For Impact
plasmaparados: YEEEEEEESSSS
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nostra83: 20 Months. So... 2 metric years?
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TheMerricat: Sorry @djalternative but as condolences, I don't know if you missed LRR saying they were just doing names and not messages for today's train.
AdmiralMemo: AW YEAH
noSmokeFire: benginButt
Solipsody: Audio?
DeadlyWinchester: Stand against the devil
Foxmar320: I was king of hoping the intro would break :P
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrAWESOME
TheMoatman: we're_here.wav
Too_Many_Knives: lrrSIGNAL
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh yeah the Garruk beard
Vanbael: Its been a loooooooooong time since I saw this
TheAinMAP: Hello!
NovaTiempo: WOOOOOO
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Revenant77x: Just backed Alex's Drainers Kickstarter congrats on getting fully funded already!!
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vingris_: One ticket on the Garbage Express, please.
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playmaster500: Cheer100 Cheer50 it's finally back the garbage day
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kassy_13: hellooooo!!!
TehAmelie: \o/
Duckiedale594 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Duckiedale594: sub train time?
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MistahFixIt: The Realest Hype
SAJewers: naeAW
cuttlebranch: Wooooooo!
AdmiralMemo: @Solipsody Audio here. Refresh if you don't.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG
Alahmnat: I love that intro SO MUCH.
rustenskurk: We're heeeeere!
riking27: lrrSIGNAL
ehsteveG: That's a good fall animation, Alex
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Choo Choo! All aboard!
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atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ValtheDrake: I love that moment when Graham's face pops up behind Alex
Forgebold: The triumphant return!
e_bloc: Corgo175 oh hell yeah
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the_elkae: You folk are awesome lrrHEART
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shadowbow464: it's back and less bread
DoodlestheGreat: Alex is stuck in a T pose.
samu_btdp1985 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
samu_btdp1985: it's the beardy bois loving road quest hope everyone is having a great time. time for Garbage day
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Jondare: Long time no see dear intro
Rhynerd: Welcome Back as a Duo, you two!
SpacePotato01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months, currently on a 52 month streak!
SpacePotato01: Fruit fruit...
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6000j: I got here just in time :O
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> WATCH+PLAY RETURNS!! | @Graham_LRR and @alexsteacy are back with mountains of trash games. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKaVsRZU4AAXdZN.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1199810953589575680
kassy_13: i mean fair enough alex :)
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red_shoes_jeff: STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL! *beatboxing*
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NovaTiempo: 50 subs GET!
TheMoatman: There is no snare
Anaerin: Need more snare?
AdmiralMemo: 70s might be the number of subs today
MistahFixIt: Phnap
cyclopsboi: he has no snare
Malacorath: the email has wrong information
ValtheDrake: I mean, we'll be in the 20s soon...
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: 23. That number is prime! The games won't be.
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AdmiralMemo: I have no snare!
atrociouslyambisinister: The long hair is so good on Alex
Foxmar320: lol
EyoresHere: GARBAGE DAY!
EyoresHere: hey all!
the_elkae: Praying my internet stop being so spotty :(
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Too_Many_Knives: auto sliders
Foxmar320: Cursed sound board?!
Tamer_ren subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Tamer_ren: HOORAY for Garbage Day after a really Garbage week.
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Too_Many_Knives: neat
Alahmnat: demon magic!
Rhynerd: I want to say Naturally Curly Hair but it’s not really curly
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 getting back to the classic G-Money and A-Train Garbage Times!
GenericHerooo: Helloooooo
thenb44: watch and play is back wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
AdmiralMemo: GARBAGE DAY!
kassy_13: lrrGARBO_SG
LordChrusher: cheer100 Garbage day!
TheMoatman: Much like w&p
teiflingaishling: my first Garbage Day
mtvcdm: Oh wow, we got the FANCY soundboard.
atrociouslyambisinister: I wish I could do long hair but my hair just grows out
GirlPainting: Ungothly!
GenericHerooo: :)
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLionYay PrideLionYay PrideLionYay PrideLionYay
NathanJay_GA: Psychics AND gargoyles?
offbeatwitch: what desk is that?
NovaTiempo: eh wha?
Solipsody: Huh. HDMI sound not working... Okay, PC speakers. I'll live with it.
Unas84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
Unas84: More money for more ... garbage?
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Stripe_dog: Cheer500 My subiversary isn't until the 12th of December but I wanted to partake in the train, as is tradition.
sethtriggs: Wow she came around? Yeaaaaaahhh
rrtycoon2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
rrtycoon2: Back from the sub-ocean...seeking the sub-ocean!
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: BibleThump
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PinkHoneyCMB: This sub train is packed like a can of tuna
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AdmiralMemo: JAMES
NovaTiempo: subby subby SUUB!
gnome_friend: #blame lrrJAMES
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therta_uk: Garbage Day is back!!!
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banderbear91: Gaaarbage daaaaaay!!!
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Rhynerd: Sounds like a good ally to have.
Foxmar320: Everything broke
cgwonder: #blamejames
Alahmnat: Dad!
kassy_13: definitely no sound
Astra7525: IT's the dedicated sub-sound-generator
jadedcynic: #BlameJames
TheOtherTrevor: I'm excited for this brand new show
ProfClarySage: SUB TRAIN
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG
Perivale: Garbage day!
Alchemistmerlin: #LesserAdam
MistahFixIt: LMAO lrrWOW
kassy_13: they had problems with let's nope too
Foxmar320: We all suffer together
KevinTheShark: are you Suuuure you want this continuous sound?
AdmiralMemo: Especially the FONT CHOICES
Anonymousless subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
Anonymousless: Have to go do Thanksgiving prep with family. Just wanted to pop in to express my joy at the return of garbage day! Catch you on the VoD!
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GirlPainting: backseat suffer
PunkRockZoologist: Wow! Shots fired.
TehAmelie: remember all the games with Papyrus titles?
eric_christian_berg: Suffer by proxy
Unas84: no you're not
Inquisitor_Xian: Gaaaaarbage daaaaaay
Tom_Bruise: let he who is without suffering throw the first trash
Unas84: XD
teiflingaishling: Cheer100 Toot Toot Sub Train Cheer100
cyclopsboi: *rocko voice* garbage day is a very dangerous day
TheMoatman: So you have material for a good long while
delta__vee: graham's installment of suffering occurs before the show
Foxmar320: WOAH
cgwonder: woooow
Boi_Ginny: cheer500 Garbage Day!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Surgeon General warns that second hand suffering can be hazardous to your health.
Joalni: Whoa!
TehAmelie: hay James
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tehcrashxor: lrrAWESEOME Watch and Play's back!
Marenai subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Marenai: I've waited for this....garbage!
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mtvcdm: We got us a backlog.
drcanonball: Woo Lesser James
Too_Many_Knives: Did the Steam purge hit your garbage list?
Rhynerd: The hand that feeds cannot avoid being bitten.
Camthelion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
Camthelion: yaaay. Alex grats on your KS and so happy for return of this show!
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monakai: We get the cream of the terrible crop.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
MistahFixIt: So you're saying... the Dump Truck kept delivering before AND after Desert Bus? Kappa
Alness49: Look, the flow of Garbage has not stopped, and nor do we
Asenath_Darque: so enthused!
SpacePotato01: so less garbage games, and more compost games
AdmiralMemo: We can't hear it either, by the way
Sinuhbsadak subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Sinuhbsadak: Yay! Watch+Play!
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electric_claire: WAAAAAATCH
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Foxmar320: Yep we sure heard that
MistahFixIt: BEEP
Arklith: time ramiside time?
Foxmar320: :P
AdmiralMemo: We heard THAT
kassy_13: we can hear it too!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG pegaThink_SG lrrSPOOP_SG vileolHi_SG
cgwonder: let's all watch road quest!
japolai: i feel sorry for their sub train
GirlPainting: we also hear that....
DigitalSeahorse: katesBread_SG
Too_Many_Knives: I heard Steam took out the trash, so to speak, earlier this week
ShifuDaxiongmao: please let it be a really dumb goofy game :D
AdmiralMemo: IS BORKED
Fruan: The subtrain is stealthy today.
the_elkae: What's Jason Welge up to these days...?
MistahFixIt: @Arklith - Which version of that are we up to now? Like seven? :P
Insaif subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
Insaif: It's been a long road, but it's finally back. Yay for Garbage Day! And I finally get to see it live!
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seryph_alethea: Yes! Resubbing on the garbage day!
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jadedcynic: Heard that all the way over on the East Coast :D
prince_infidel: been back 5 mins and already broken
6000j: nice
KV1NN4: Pride50 Stand with the Parade!
AdmiralMemo: THERE
betsytheripper: lrrSPOOP_TK garbage you say
Foxmar320: welp
kassy_13: stealthy notifications? stealthy subtrain?
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck vileolHi_SG vileolGood
kassy_13: there we go!
Garfman314: problem solved
EyoresHere: hi James!
sgowell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 58 month streak!
sgowell: Woooo! Welcome Back!
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Foxmar320: Praise James
NovaTiempo: Fixd
Greyah subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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fuzzy_died: we are good
GirlPainting: thx james
jadedcynic: Thank you, James! lrrJAMES
KevinTheShark: It's Heeeere
Psychic_Ketchup: Thanks James, you're the best!
ValtheDrake: the good news for Alex is that before they get off the subtrain the show might be over :P
sethtriggs: Yay it's fixed!
Insaif: Woot! Sub #69 for the day. lrrAWESOME
Feminine_Desires: God damn bloody ads
TVsNate: Woo garbage times!
Vyous subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
Vyous: Watch + Play for my Birthday!
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ValtheDrake: ah, okay then
TheWarbo: content ResidentSleeper
riking27 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
riking27: Welcome back to garbage day!!
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MistahFixIt: [Content]
TehAmelie: LesbianPride
AdmiralMemo: 'sall good
McFluffums: boooo
TheAinMAP: Highball the sub train!
Insaif: That's fair.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: #content
MDrift314 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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virre_: Thank you
Gekyouryuu: @digitalseahorse i'm on mobile. whose emotes were those?
RedAlexxis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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ClodiumSoride: Not even the months! Go, Graham!
ProfClarySage: I think that's wise 😃
Alahmnat: what if we watch for the sub train?
KV1NN4: But we love you and are excited!
Heinzes_ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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SuperMCGamer: Hey there squad :)
TheMoatman: There are four subs
Anaerin: The SUB WALL
Foxmar320: Not the longest train but still long
cuttlebranch: Appreciated! I'm here for y'all, not the reading of things that I, too, can read.
TehAmelie: we're way past "100 subs on the day? that's amazing"
Anaerin: Hey, MC!
Lunareclipse123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Lunareclipse123: I am pleased that you will not read this out loud.
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morgoth_bauglyr: the sub show
MikoKisai: one day you should do that, Graham
McFluffums: should we do that show?
NovaTiempo: "boxing day" sub train :D
Boi_Ginny: Sub hype is real
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh, so Boxing day?
kassy_13: one day we just need to do ~substream~
The_FlyingDutchman: oohhhhh nooo W+P at bedtimes NotLikeThis
TemporallyAwry: lrrGARBO_SG Sub Chat Stream lrrGARBO_SG
NovaTiempo: Last year
CleverCrumbish: Accept the sub train is a darling. And kill it.
cgwonder: can we do that please?
red_shoes_jeff: This IS the content we come here for. The weird games are just gravy.
misstwilee subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
Mysticman89: oh boxing day
rustenskurk: Oh like the old Checkpoint aftershow
AdmiralMemo: 24-hour stream if we get 50 subs? What is this? 2014? Kappa
Cannons_are_an_instrument: lrrFINE_HF
Foxmar320: I think people sub to my channel just to hear me fail at reading their names Kappa
ClodiumSoride: You folks could totally do a "LRR reads subs" stream.
monakai: Ugh, that Boxing Day creep.
DeiwosN subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
DeiwosN: Congrats on your thing being successful Alex!
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MistahFixIt: What is Alex's shirt - is that the label on Soviet-Issued 7.62 cartridges?
TehAmelie: lrrGARBO_TK hmm
Astra7525: The dedicated "Reading this week's subs names" stream slot coming soon top the schedule
teiflingaishling subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
teiflingaishling: Never thought I would see a Garbage Day in my lifetime
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Hungry_hamst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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TheMoatman: How long was the sub train on Boxing Day last year? I think it was like... 300 or something like that?
Foxmar320: The map graphics are foxmarAAA
jadedcynic: cool, that DOES sound like a great Boxing Day Stream - it's a date! :D
DigitalSeahorse: while you're waiting you can check out Alex's successful kickstarter for Drainers comic! :D he tweeted about it! lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG voxlunRad voxlunNut
JoeTrollo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
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Malacorath: was there a new intro?
NikiGothBunneh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
NikiGothBunneh: The subtrain show sounds fun but watchand play hype!
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Dared00: @TheMoatman 1000+
Joalni: They are good graphics, indeed!
Rodaxis subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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Rhynerd: Now I wanna save my december sub message for Boxing Day.
chartinboy subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
chartinboy: It's baaaaack!
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DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
red_shoes_jeff: The Sub Train is accelerating!
tenthtechpriest: GARBAGE DAY LIVES
Joalni: Unlike what we'll soon be subjected to :D
deinonychus24 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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Roughly21Smurfs: Wow! Been here a while eh?
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sethtriggs: These are great names
BleedingToast: slytqLurk
japolai: boxing day was 1500
AdmiralMemo gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheMoatman! They have given 78 Gift Subs in the channel!
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tehThane subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
tehThane: W+P HYPE
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Foxmar320: Train keeps getting more cars added to it
TheMoatman: Oh thanks, AdmiralMemo
ani_laurel: ok, that got me
6000j: this is insane
NimrodXIV: that's a good one
DigitalSeahorse: 1985 was a good year
EyoresHere: 1516 gift subs is a lot of gift subs. dayum
dungeonmaster099: !live
mtvcdm: The sub train still trying to outrun Graham.
ClodiumSoride: You're welcome, Alex.
kusinohki: almost forgot about this. Looks like I'm late for the sub train but haven't missed any games yet. yay!
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Sum bits
Drew_64 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Drew_64: sub message for sale
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TehAmelie: natrium chloride i could understand
CandyNuke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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kevenwith2es: Trash, trash, trash!
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TehAmelie: PJSalt
Gulleko: I made it in time for garbage day? yeeees lrrAWESOME
Psychic_Ketchup: You can just keep saying words and we'll assume they're just intricate sub names
DoodlestheGreat: PJSalt1000 PJSalt100 PJSalt100 PJSalt50
AVACgames subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
AVACgames: From one Graham to another. Hi!
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offbeatwitch: choo choo
ArgentumFlare: What has the Dump Truck Brought for us!?!?
DigitalSeahorse: yay Mister_BlueSky! :D lrrCIRCLE_SG
Smokahontas_420: Oh good my show is back
DougWrestleview subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave lrrCIRCLE_SG
Foxmar320: lol
DougWrestleview: I'm back & at a great time too!
cyclopsboi: JOE
kassy_13: hi and bye joe
Fruan: The subs are coming from inside the room!
MistahFixIt: BYE JOE
Naarius: Hi Joe!
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100 Because I can!
TheMoatman: The Trollo is coming from inside the base
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Unpronounceble_Names! They have given 1517 Gift Subs in the channel!
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6000j: 100!
HbombAndFriends: Cheer50
jadedcynic: "The subs are coming from INSIS....nvm; nice one @Nigouki lrrHEART
Foxmar320: Can't stop the train
MDK_Marshal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
MDK_Marshal: Gib subocean pls <3
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DigitalSeahorse: speaking of coffee I put egg nog in my coffee this morning, it tastes like Irish Cream :P
riking27: <3 merricat
Garbonzo42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 38 month streak!
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tehogwillie: never gonna get a chance for the garbage with this sub train!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to XxX420MeMeMasterXxX! They have given 1518 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Duffadash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Duffadash: GARBAGE DAY
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DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher
TehAmelie: i'm Amelie with an R. that is silent. and invisible.
Alchemistmerlin: We Can Butt Hope
Psychic_Ketchup: Already 100 subs, holy moly
Smokahontas_420: Nice
DeiwosN: We CAN butt hope
Arikell: there will definitely be sub train
TemporallyAwry: Garbonzo42 was in there too.
ValtheDrake: Guest Joe? he was here for Let's Nope
gnome_friend: S P I C Y
Earthenone: pride420 Garbage Day Returns
Karfsma778: lrrALEX_BW Alex, when he's inevitably sent into the shadow realm by these terrible games.
Unas84: let's get neckdeep into garbage!
TheMoatman: With that capitalization I think it might actually be Me Me Master
Frankenfruity: It's been a while, so that makes sense
adamjford subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
adamjford: Got some trash money from a trash human for you here
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ArgentumFlare: The Dump Truck Is here
DigitalSeahorse: benginFlood ninten48Snifit sergeIntoTheSea
NimrodXIV: gib trash
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Foxmar320: Oh theres a lot of garbage? Im shocked
korvys: Just abandon games quicker
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Pazy160: The return of the best day of the worst games!
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the_elkae: Anything Welgian?
red_shoes_jeff: I have... NOWHERE to be today, Gra lrrHAM
Duffadash: That's me!
mrsarkhan: I so excited for Watch and Play!
Foxmar320: Oh good
MistahFixIt: OH GOOD.
Anaerin: "Studio"
TehAmelie: in about 2000 people would spell meme "MeMe". those were fun times
DigitalSeahorse: Allen? pegaThink_SG
Rhynerd: Alan!
ThorSokar: Allan the reporter made a game?
Frankenfruity: hahaha the stare
rustenskurk: Like Graham did
accountmadeforants: I feel personally attacked
DigitalSeahorse: hehhehehhehe
GirlPainting: lrrAWESOME_BW
Alahmnat: I've very done that
the_elkae: Is it my close personal friend Allan?
cgwonder: studio or... basement
MistahFixIt: X-Exchange? Isn't that what Paypal used to be?
SpacePotato01: I am a studio! I'm a one-man company!
Rhynerd: Alan, the studios.
red_shoes_jeff: It's Jason Welge again. Calling it now.
tenthtechpriest: [sweating intensifies]
Viewers_Like_You: More like Imaginarium Sued-ios
NightValien28: it me being sued by toys r us
MikoKisai: studios, as in a studio apartment and a studio for working in
TheWarbo: a 2-hour tour
jadedcynic: well, you kinda do that for business purposes; form a LLC to cover yourself...
kusinohki: studio as in studio apartment...
the_elkae: 100% gonna be some Welge shit
eric_christian_berg: Watch + Play is filmed before a live studio audience.
Chipton subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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Foxmar320: Yay!
Asenath_Darque: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: me the studio upstairs and the computer studio downstairs :P
Too_Many_Knives: OMG
ani_laurel: wooooo
NimrodXIV: yessss
6000j: YES
AdmiralMemo: GUESS WHO'S BACK!
ehsteveG: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
sing_o_muse: yey
PhoenixMelior: r u srs
monakai: Hurray!
drcanonball: Weekly?
MrSVCD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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AdmiralMemo: BACK AGAIN
CaptainSpam: Yes... in high school... that's when I did that... and no later... riiiiight... lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: Holy moly!
Alahmnat: a 2 hour stream with a 3 hour sub train ;)
SpacePotato01: until Alex runs out of SAN
mrsarkhan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE BACK BOYS
ShadeofHades: Looks like garbage is back on the menu, bois!
Too_Many_Knives: GARBAGE BACK
ClodiumSoride: Garbage is back on the menu!
eric_christian_berg: Until we can no longer watch... and play.
ArgentumFlare: #NICE
hwdesperado: Oh, you poor souls
Inquisitor_Xian: wheelerHub
MistahFixIt: Such Decadence
Rhynerd: Woo!
Darleysam: After many bontoons, Watch+Play has returned
the_elkae: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
EyoresHere: HOLY MOLY
TheMoatman: I mean, it usually does. Same with adding ltd, inc, co, "industries", "technologies", etc
ND_Ericson: Weekly garbage day YEAH
plasmaparados: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
hinhanska: lrrARROW Which one of y'all were playing STO the other day?
Boi_Ginny: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Asenath_Darque: yeeeahhhh
DoodlestheGreat: Oh gods. We'll pray for you.
ProfClarySage: yaaay MercyWing1 lrrAWESOME MercyWing2
the_elkae: Ugh, bontoons
MostCallMe__Tim: Make it monthly?
Anaerin: So nothing by David Cage. Got it.
Metalupis: if anyone wants the story of graham's studio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GJ4yPe4UIw
Alness49: Here be Dragons
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: <Muppet flail> yaaaaaaaay!!!!
MistahFixIt: It could be a boat!
TheMoatman: Even a boat
CleverCrumbish: Alex this series STARTED with you playing a game that destroyed your hearts and minds.
Vyous: The prison thing
TehAmelie: if you stand against the devil you must take care that you do not become the lrrGARBO_HF
TheMoatman: I don't think it's been a boat yet
TVsNate: So glad to see this combo back. Graham is my third or fourth favorite Mad l.
Alahmnat: ah that good ol' prison game
ArgentumFlare: It could be anything, even another game
tenthtechpriest: hit that eject button
NightValien28: content warning, everything
ValtheDrake: understandable, I assumed Alex needed some off time just as much as Roadquest needed working on
MistahFixIt: Hi Joe!
Foxmar320: Welcome Joe
Alchemistmerlin: Need to get a big ol "NOPE" Button that is macro'd to Alt+F4
GirlPainting: lrrAWESOME_BW Warning....might contain content lrrAWESOME_BW
Too_Many_Knives: Hello
sheer_falacy: they played the game where you are a butt
Comrademik: wait, this isn't Ben and adam
Anaerin: Wheeler? Isn't that Ben?
DigitalSeahorse: we also cheat walkthroughed one where it had only one non bad end
virre_: Hi Joe
Foxmar320: Oh GOOOOOD
EyoresHere: @argentumflare frog fractions?
rustenskurk: Yay Joe!
snowcookies: Hi Joe!
sheer_falacy: actually several of those
mtvcdm: Uh oh
NightValien28: fffffffffffffffuck
cgwonder: your favourite Alex!
Alahmnat: lol
PhoenixMelior: I thought Tomato Way again
TheMerricat: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
Astra7525: daww I was hoping for Tomato Way 4
Drakas: lrrGARBO_SG
korvys: Most of the time the games aren't even good enough to expose any really bad message
drcanonball: Tomatosouls?
TheMoatman: Yo, Trollo
AdmiralMemo: Aw yeah
Comrademik: twitch lied!
mtvcdm: Oh this UI.
MistahFixIt: This is what the man in the store said you wanted!
ValtheDrake: yes, guest Joe lrrDARK
Alahmnat: "beautiful"
Fugi: Speaking of beautiful, Hey Joe!
Inquisitor_Xian: i've missed this exact menu
sheer_falacy: oh no not this dev again
TehAmelie: i feel i've seen that exact shot with worse graphics
mtvcdm: That Gameguru Ui.
gnome_friend: Hi @Fugi
red_shoes_jeff: I LOVE souls! I've been collecting them since highschool!
BtEtta: Oh I've not missed this UI style.
monakai: Radar?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG
cgwonder: yep this sure looks like a W+P main menu
Alness49: Barbarians' Souls
TheMoatman: So it will be very light and have zero demons
Earthenone: the man at the store said this is the souls you wanted
Rhynerd: Man, Joe’s getting to guest appear twice in one week!
Drakas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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APODionysus: Ahhh this UI. Its like coming home
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
Arikell: why does a barbarian have radar?
jadedcynic: "Barbarian Souls" and it's got 'Radar' :P
Alahmnat: oh yeah, definitely "beautiful"
LbxAni: itmejpPRAISE sugars5Luv katesHeart katesWave kaeyiLeftT kaeyiTentacle
Anaerin: Dat phat roll.
sethtriggs: Is this a Terra Lunka (sp) special?
MistahFixIt: Toe to tip that's a Dark Souls
Foxmar320: I have seen all of these assets before
TheMoatman: Ooh, the encoding does *not* like this game
margieargie: THis... this looks familiar.
noSmokeFire: the SLOWEST roll
TheAinMAP: "Rolling, rolling, rolling..."
AdmiralMemo: LOL
cgwonder: wat?
jadedcynic: (P)otions
mtvcdm: Sure
ChippTunes: Was this sold? Like for money?
ND_Ericson: WHY is the wasd not ALIGNED with the rest? NotLikeThis HotPokket
atrociouslyambisinister: Esti please
Rhynerd: Is that a matte black gladiator helmet?
Krisotf: Good lord it's beautiful
ShifuDaxiongmao: The BEES are coming!
SalmirAeon: that's a lot of honeycombs
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrWOW
amythist: do enjoy how the satina doesn't regent, it just insta refills
TheMoatman: This is just constant artifacting
Asenath_Darque: sir. where is your face?
sekunder: if it ain't got the rolls, it ain't got the souls
amythist: stamina*
EyoresHere: Tactical roll!
TehAmelie: the stamina bar is what separates Souls from God of War
Krummyami subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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cuttlebranch: souls = rolls
TheMoatman: Is your mask completely black?
TVsNate: That guy is SO a gladiator. I call false advertising.
cgwonder: that floaty jump though
AdmiralMemo: Nice
atrociouslyambisinister: Oof, I think you need to drop some equip load lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: copycats?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty_HF pegaBooty_HF pegaBooty_HF
MistahFixIt: New garbage game, immediately breaks enemy AI :P
croisvoix1: It's returned!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Alex breaking stuff in 3...2...1...
red_shoes_jeff: It's over, Anakin!
DigitalSeahorse: now moon em
sethtriggs: Ow ow dat chunky UI text tho
AdmiralMemo: The Faceless
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's over bad guys. Alex has the high ground!
Zabaron subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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muondecay: Its only a souls game if you have crazy fall damage
TheMoatman: It has no reflectivity
TheMoatman: It's full vanta black
PinkfloydYES subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
PinkfloydYES: ahh look I didn't even press the button
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DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher
cgwonder: is that barbarian not wearing pant?
AdmiralMemo: Gettem!
Phillammon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
Phillammon: The glorious return!
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ehsteveG: HELLA chip damage tho
accountmadeforants: Got that chip damage, no blocking forever
atrociouslyambisinister: That thing
AdmiralMemo: Do we care?
MistahFixIt: Guard functionally useless
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink_SG
EyoresHere: this combat is exceptionally compelling
mtvcdm: Blocking seems to do flat nothing.
atrociouslyambisinister: give it to me
ValtheDrake: soulslikes, games completely not reliant on tight and precise controls in any way
wench_tacular: very squelshie
DoodlestheGreat: You're Barry-ing.
LbxAni: either way you'd lose that hand
Alness49: Like this game would have a parry
sethtriggs: Over-under on T-pose at death?
TheMoatman: Do you really think they'd implement backstab?
mtvcdm: Full aggro or bust i suppose
cheetoJack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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AdmiralMemo: Nice roll
TehAmelie: you can block while one handing a sword, so that's nice. or there is just no two handing
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrGARBO_SG
TheMoatman: Legit question
GirlPainting: no backstab gaming allowed here
MistahFixIt: Looks more like a bunt than a parry tbh
Juliamon: Dodge GOD
McFluffums: because it's easy...and it does a lot of damage
Notimagain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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NightValien28: give time
Alchemistmerlin: We have purchased Exactly One Swing Animation and we shall use it.
bistod subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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ShifuDaxiongmao: at least the graphics and sounds are Souls level :D
TheMoatman: It feels like something they'd try and then give up after like ten minutes
TheWarbo: just slap that on the box
MelSlashVin: These map markers remind me to check Grindr
Karfsma778: Those hit sound effects are... JUICY
TheWarbo: "seems to be broadly speaking functional"
jadedcynic: sprint
The_Voices: find subocean?
Rhynerd: “It works.”
QwerpDerp: Yo! just in, how long have ye been live? :D
noSmokeFire: if not soulslike, then at least broadly gamelike
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun graham and alex, i belive your beeing followed
DigitalSeahorse: Cubits? pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG
Alahmnat: at least the health and stamina are on the same side of the screen in this Souls-alike
MistahFixIt: The logo looks a bit like that iirc
sethtriggs: @MelSlashVin LOL
Garfman314: who is behind?
TheMoatman: I thought the hexagon was the bumble logo?
monakai: Bumbl I think?
Alahmnat: unlike a previous iteration
Aurelius101: Boy, these visuals are really playing havoc with Twitch artifacting on my end.
mtvcdm: Hexagons are Bumble I think
Inquisitor_Xian: its a very similar yellow i guess?
ValtheDrake: we're gonna find out this is an entire game, right? one level, 10 enemies? or we're gonna respawn at the start of the level with 20 enemies
AdmiralMemo: Pot Ion 420
TehAmelie: do the hexagons give honey?
jadedcynic: heya Joe! o/
Garfman314: hi joe
ehsteveG: Yup, that's some grindr UI right there
Asenath_Darque subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
Asenath_Darque: Glad my favorite program is back! <3
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arcaneIllumination: The one downside to this stream starting back up is that it ends right as the PoGo dinner raid hour starts, so it will be fun trying to catch up to a raid group.
TheWanderingNomad: I thought Joe only existed during Desert Bus! Kappa
EyoresHere: I like how it tells you how many enemies are remaining and where. very soulslike
tehogwillie: awfully quiet back there joe
MadRemedy: This game would get you an A in a class.
wench_tacular: Joe is true Bus King
HbombAndFriends: Hi, Joe!
Astra7525: Reknowned DesertBus Dog Enthusiast
Azralorne: YAY JOE! 💕💕
MilkInBag: does Grindr have a...radar?
TheMoatman: That's the anvil noise
Anaerin: Was in town for Desert Bus, and he's still not learned his lesson...
snowcookies: Joe, the guy who likes doggos
ValtheDrake: If he's really a friend of yours why do you two subject him to this?
Ivalenz_: Joe is a VERY big deal.
Snes_Controller: Bold strategy
TheMoatman: That wooden wheel is metal
flatluigi: ah, pseudonyms
Alchemistmerlin: Was in town for Desert Bus, and has elected to stay forever and now lives in studio C?
BrindleBoar: Grind-ar
CleverCrumbish: Joe is famous, I saw him on this charity fundraiser
kassy_13: he's the one who likes puppers
Erudite_Cynic: also his love of good puppers
AdmiralMemo: LOL
accountmadeforants: You can't touch me!
DigitalSeahorse: aww crud, my hex emote and Praise CUDE are gone! pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry pegaCry
Rhynerd: This village looks familiar. Look out for a skeleton wizard.
Frankenfruity: Too bad Joe wasn't here for Dog petting game
margieargie: Hi neighbor!
TranquilCalamity subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
TranquilCalamity: Hey, my sub can finally drink!
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ChippTunes: What did Joe do during Desert Bus that you're punishing him so?
TehAmelie: let's lean on the fence and gab, neighbor
Alness49: Hidily Ho, neighbourino!
Aurelius101: He's also a master of kenpo, as I recall from a certain episode of Friday Nights.
arkinoid: Can you jump->roll?
DoodlestheGreat: It's ironwood.
MistahFixIt: AI Broke
cgwonder: they have an aggro radius of 1 millimetre
jadedcynic: he's stuck
TheMoatman: The ground is metal
aClonedPickle: that sounds like Andre hitting the anvil
riking27: It's over! I have the low ground!
Foxmar320: That guy looks so confused
flatluigi: ooo godrays
mtvcdm: He's doing a pacifist run.
Snes_Controller: I have the high ground and I don't know what to do with it!
TehAmelie: Axe Hand has gotten an uåpgrade
sethtriggs: A+ enemy placement!
korvys: "I have the low ground, Anakin"
AdmiralMemo: "era"
TheMoatman: I mean, that sword would own if it was intended to be like that
Rhynerd: @digitalseahorse I shall place some down for you in that case: kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
Zanaide: Barbassin
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Flipping them the scimitar"
snowcookies: Joe has decided to join us on his own accord
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT kathle3EYE kathle3KNOT
Foxmar320: Yeah it is
cheezweazl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 58 month streak!
cheezweazl: Garbage day! The perfect Amuse Bouche for American Thanksgiving!
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cgwonder: you're were the animus all along!
jadedcynic: his tall, horned helmet was clipping into the collider with the second-story?
eric_christian_berg: Did you just fart?
DigitalSeahorse: Rhynerd #PraiseCUDE! thanks! :D
mynameisKarla subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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CleverCrumbish: Ubisoft STILL don't understand nobody cares about the Abstergo future stuff
TheMoatman: You're only an assassin because of not-time travel
MistahFixIt: Assassin's Creed is best enjoyed when you ignore the Meta-Plot tbh
sheer_falacy: I like how it almost lets you sneak up on them but at the last second they notice you
Milambus: Ancestor's Memories and "Aliens"
ehsteveG: It was a neat framing device for 2010
KeirenH: you played as a guy playing as another guy
Aurelius101: The sci fi stuff is just connective tissue between all the historical stabsmanship. It's a complete waste of time.
Kejardon: does the sword go through your head in the walking animation?
Karfsma778: God, those sounds are so SQUISHY
CaptainSpam: Stunlock for the win.
Rhynerd: @digitalseahorse no problem!
tehcrashxor: It's so weird to hear the return of proper swearing after a week of bussing
eric_christian_berg: A house!
jadedcynic: yeah, AC was all about 'game within a game' :P
MistahFixIt: Barbarians are full of squishy jam
TheMoatman: That lets you go through your ancestors' memories. Yeah they definitely didn't stick the landing on that
sethtriggs: Banished: The RPG
SquareDotCube: They got rid of it when Leonardo made a new hidden blade
AdmiralMemo: Is the house made of flesh or is he made of house?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM feliciaFlush jamieOopsie jamieOopsie jamieOopsie
Foxmar320: Crate frand
EyoresHere: btw, can I just say thank you for the new time? it's midnight the day before I don't have to be in classes for me :D
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Alness49: Remember to brine your Barbarian Meat
TehAmelie: maybe this will unfold into depths like that of Kingdom of Loathing. that would be such a surprise
Kejardon: oh it definitely does in the jumping animation
jadedcynic: interesting idea...but implementation was....uneven
Alahmnat: very logical torch placement
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote leg
LRRbot: Quote #1770: "I can see up ya pant leg..." —Alex [2016-02-12]
malc: the cratest coaster
redphoenixcasts: ITS BACK!!!!
Decaped: and now you fight Cyclops and Medusa in Assassin's creed!
MistahFixIt: Ah yes the Generic Wooden Crate.
BrindleBoar: more of a drink altar
redphoenixcasts: Eeeeeeehhhhh!!!!
TheMoatman: And now it will never be day again
cgwonder: i'm slowly working my way through the AC series (currently on Black Flag) and yeah, they could have told basically the exact same overaching story without the whole animus, memories, vr time travel stuff.
jadedcynic: the flicker - I worried that there might have been falling damage
monakai: Dynamic lighting? Wild.
gnome_friend: One enemy remains
TehAmelie: so what'll happen when we win? i bet 12 enemies
Mangledpixel: defeat the enemies, you know, when you get around to it, no rush
sethtriggs: Not gonna lie, this at least works, this is the best game ever from this developer.
redphoenixcasts: Lurks cuz work! Welcome back Watch + Play!!!!
Astra7525: Would you even have crates like these in fantasy-medieval times?
Tikosh_: Please let the night be just black
LathosTiran: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:39.
jadedcynic: so kiting them, then
TehAmelie: i was off
MikoKisai: New weapon unlocked - it's a *shield*
MistahFixIt: @cgwonder - Black Flag is honestly my favorite thus far b/c you can just bus off and be a pirate and not give a shit about the story tbh
DigitalSeahorse: can we find a sun dial and watch the clock tick down by shadow?
hippitybobbity: WATCH AND PLAY
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHAM
kevenwith2es: Meat = potion.
Saslic_Demidov subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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mtvcdm: Well, there's that brush tool.
TheMoatman: This game is shockingly decent for a w&p game
sethtriggs: There was gameplay!
Foxmar320: The game lied to us
the_elkae: Put the shield in the slot
cgwonder: @MistahFixIt yeah the pirating is super fun so far
flatluigi: maybe go to the empty slot where the swod is
AdmiralMemo: You can now equip a shield... You didn't GET a shield. :D
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APODionysus: Maybe you have to find it
the_elkae: There''s an empty slot
sivakrytos: equip mints
ValtheDrake: We've been lied to!
APODionysus: Like.. it spawned
circusofkirkus: uh, our shadow is wild
LbxAni: probably just unlocked use of shields, not a shield
Garfman314: somebody remind me to start peeling eggs in 40 minutes
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm that all natural egg nog coffee was gooooooood sergeHeart sergeKappaccino sergeHeart sergeGift
11Dot: Is this Pokemon Sword?
TehAmelie: if this was made by one person it's just impressive, no caveats. not like you'd like, want to go out of your way to play it, but
Juliamon: The classic vibrate-up-the-slope technique
Liliturra subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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Viewers_Like_You subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
Viewers_Like_You: Great to have W+P back!
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blackwlf: Remember to start peeling eggs in 40 minutes.
ShifuDaxiongmao: look at him trying to... speedrun?!?.. this
the_elkae: It looked like there was a slot for shield, maybe drag it over? or select? Assuming this works at all
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Garfman314: thanks @blackwlf
Alahmnat: lol
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DeafMints: Howdy Howdy Howdy. Howdy. Hows it going :D.
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SquareDotCube: If it ain't broke, Skyrim it
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
Aurelius101: These mountains definitely look like they've been extruded from something.
cgwonder: wow look at those peaks
TheMoatman: uhhhh
Foxmar320: Can we yeet people? Thats all I want in every game now.
mtvcdm: They're tactical like us!
AdmiralMemo: @DigitalSeahorse Oh nice... That's from the modify isn't it?
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Foxmar320: oh wow
Anaerin: the_elkae The slot was labelled with a shield icon, but he does not have a shield in his inventory to use.
sheer_falacy: You Died
FarronTheRed: Garbage Day? What? Many ads were watched to bring us this stream!
Alness49: Are they wearing their own skin?
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE lrrAWESOME_BW
ReynardWrecca: Well hot damn, W&P! Good evening fellas, good evening chat. We all feeling good?
DigitalSeahorse: AdmiralMemo yep :D
MadRemedy: They can roll? What are they? Some sort of fish?
seth_erickson: what is this game called
bv310: Wow, he hits for half your life bar
TehAmelie: he's blocking with the last 5% of his spear, weirdly
flatluigi: @Alness49 better than wearing anyone else's
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk
gnome_friend: So what's the lore?
Anaerin: Also: Hovering above the ground, like bricks don't.
BtEtta: Oh dang the difficulty ramp.
cgwonder: i think this is literally it
BrindleBoar: Genocide simulator.
the_elkae: @Anaerin Did it? Huh. I missed that. I'm also assuming some amount of competency from this game lol
DigitalSeahorse: oh poppies! :P
johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
johkmil: Slow combat and dodge rolling - are these those Dark Souls we've heard about?
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Anaerin: A box, you say, Skinner?
Shamthewow: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:30.
ehsteveG: so far X = 10
aitsu100: wow this new graphics patch for skyrim looks "great"
CaptainSpam: These are some very liquid barbarians you're slashing, from the sounds of it.
chaostreader: Maybe you unlocked the ability to block.
Feminine_Desires: omg you have TWO SHADOWS
starwolf69 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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GirlPainting: Gladiknight!
flatluigi: what a good shadow
TheMoatman: "Barbarian"
ZeniteZero: His shadow... his SHADOW LUL
riking27: @johkmil yes this is Barbarian Souls
ReynardWrecca: Strats'n'strats'n'strats'n'strats'n'strats...
Feminine_Desires: And it only looks a the the weapons!
Robot_Bones: is that Dave?
TehAmelie: they are competently designed fight boxes, but um
seth_erickson: He has a sword:.... It's a Souls Like
SpacePotato01: stabsman
bv310: lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK
Alahmnat: the narrative is fuzzy
kimiyoribaka: shadows exist twice?
FarronTheRed: Barbarian and Gladiator are two completely different builds ;-)
ilzalith: this new dark souls looks... well it diffeinitely looks!
croisvoix1: Pescatores Graham
gnome_friend: Can you sub-ocean?
FarleyF subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
FarleyF: Just want to say congratulations Alex for your recent success with Drainers, and hope that Purifiers goes just as well for you lrrHEART lrrHEART
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Feminine_Desires: Two shadows and it only looks at your weapons.
the_elkae: Only the sword has a shadow??
sekunder: you are a [GENERIC FIGHTER CLASS] who can roll, ergo souls game
red_shoes_jeff: Professional stabbist.
AdmiralMemo: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
Anaerin: Also, only your helmet has a shadow it seems.
Vyous: Weighted nets were considered unfair in arenas at some point.
cgwonder: can ya see that sub ocean horizon?
Kortanios: I wonder how much of a backlog of garbage has been developed since the last Watch+Play...
Trymantha: Retiarius is the net galidator iirc
Foxmar320: Freedom? One time
Erudite_Cynic: Pescatores
Jadenim subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
Jadenim: The big 3-0!
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the_elkae: Oh yeah shadows for individual items :O
Too_Many_Knives: sweet freedom
sethtriggs: Well crap!
MistahFixIt: I think you're just dead here?
CleverCrumbish: @Kortanios Graham mentioned a LOT
Reecer6: Remind me, why did W+P go on hiatus? Road Quest?
Solipsody: The textures there are too smeary to climb.
malc: F
Cannons_are_an_instrument: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
riking27: cull-de-sac
Frankenfruity: so close
AdmiralMemo: @Reecer6 Mainly.
starwolf69: so glad garbage day is back for my first time subbing to the channel
flatluigi: @Reecer6 people just needed a hiatus
Juliamon: Reecer6 That was the primary reason
MistahFixIt: @Reecer6 - Pr. much. Graham went on an editing blitz to get Road Quest out
Hodgegoulashi: Classic game play mechanic. Getting stuck.
Ukon_vasara: lrrFINE_SQ
TehAmelie: remember the game where you run from Germany to Russia? that may have had more going on in it than this
Alchemistmerlin: lrrHERE
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrCREEPL lrrHERE lrrCREEPR
Unas84: lrrHERE_SGlrrHERE_SGlrrHERE_SG
Viewers_Like_You: G has been stuck in an editing fugue for the last 18 months or so
Unas84: lrrHERE_SG lrrHERE_SG lrrHERE_SG
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun
GirlPainting: ups
mtvcdm: They can't kill us if they can't find us and we starve to death!
TemporallyAwry: lrrGARBO_SG lrrHERE lrrGARBO_SG
the_elkae: @TehAmelie Yeah like wibbly skeltins!
Solipsody: @TehAmelie It had time travel!
gnome_friend: nice?
AdmiralMemo: Also... Graham, I say it a lot, but EXCELLENT WORK on Road Quest. The wait was worth it!
TehAmelie: and sword travel!
DigitalSeahorse: it was from the dead end
McFluffums: alex, pimp your kickstarter
the_elkae: And choises to make
SandwichKed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
SandwichKed: Wait, it was 36 months last week.
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Mangledpixel: gotta find the seam
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun is there a story behind the fact that alex is always playing and graham providing the games and not the other way around?
AdmiralMemo: !alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
aerobeing: *jump around starts playing*
couldntpickausername is eating donuts and sushi, the traditional WP meal
cgwonder: gotta alt tab this baby
Anaerin: Alt-F4 it is, then.
sethtriggs: I congratulated the dev too soon
malc: there is no escap;e
Foxmar320: Flawless game
wench_tacular: quality
Reecer6 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
Reecer6: I apologize for missing the sub-train, and the bus too...
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TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
tidehollowcat: Good games well made
Solipsody: HOW?
MistahFixIt: WELP.
LathosTiran: Tab?
ghostvalv: there is no escape
Foxmar320: Wow
LordZarano: p was pause
Iceberg_Man: nice seabatBRAIN
riking27: ahaha
gnome_friend: !card swords to plowshares
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
BleedingToast: slytqItsfine
Pteraspidomorphi: Did you just eat your sword?
The_FlyingDutchman: hard agree with Memo there, great series with wonderful production
seth_erickson: good magic joke
Solipsody: Did you just eat a sword, and if so, why are you alive?
BrindleBoar: freedom of choice
Boi_Ginny: lrrHERE
mtvcdm: For what purpose
constablecrab: Shouldn't be climbing all these mountains carrying a sharp object.
jadedcynic: Subverts 'cliche key-assignments' +/- 1
TehAmelie: the farming game is still in development
gnome_friend: @seth_erickson Good biblical joke originally
10thshadow: to gain life ?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink_SG
sethtriggs: I think this is something new indeed
Reecer6: snap it in two over your knee
theneatestburrito: lrrHERE
Earthenone: do we have fast roll now?
kevenwith2es: Unarmed build was a mistake.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
Stripe_dog: Menu is P
AdmiralMemo: @GirlPainting It started as a lark in 2014 where Graham found Prayer Warriors, was like "Alex NEEDS to play this" and it just kept going from there.
TheWanderingNomad: It just means now we need to kill things WITH OUR FISTS
gnome_friend beats my sword into plowshares
thebuzzstreams: @GirlPainting Alex is more willing to take on the torture.
CleverCrumbish: More games should have a dedicated Destroy Your Weapon For No Reason button
Too_Many_Knives: Next!!
Anaerin: Menu is P? For... Penu?
kanadiankaminari: congrats alax on your kickstarter!
bv310: So this has been Watch+Play, thanks for viewing
ND_Ericson: anyways. I wish you all the best and catch you in the VOD! :)
Kortanios: CleverCrumbish Thanks, got here a bit late so missed the pre-garbage part of the broadcast
Erudite_Cynic: an oubliette of your own design
GirlPainting: thx AdmiralMemo
Moonstruckragamuffin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Moonstruckragamuffin: One day I'll lose my sword as I clip thru the geometry of the word...
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sheer_falacy: You could level select your way to the last level
Stripe_dog: P for Pause
YawgmothsBargainBin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
YawgmothsBargainBin: Welcome back Alex! Glad to see you back on stream!
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gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't check the tweets, they are lies.
Jondare: @admiralmemo ND I'd argue PW was still the Pinnacle. That game was just PERFECT for W&P
sheer_falacy: See if the shield is automatically available there
DigitalSeahorse: yay
Firnsarwen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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cgwonder: why does crouch also zooooom?
sethtriggs: Yay! That was weird!
Solipsody: @gnome_friend Is that your last resort/
Anaerin: Note: Your sword and helmet (and ONLY your sword and helmet) cast a shadow.
MikoKisai: can you attack if you don't have a weapon?
McFluffums: go back to equipment, I bet you just missed the button for equiping the shield
bv310: Can you eat the sword and then punch a man to death?
TwilightAvalon: GARBAGE DAY
AdmiralMemo: @Jondare There are a few that are pretty close... Zoo Race et. al.
TehAmelie: Dear Dr Alex, how Unity would you say those mountains are?
BrindleBoar: the mountains formed by just dragging terrain up are *chef kiss*
starwolf69: lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM
KeirenH: oh my god the shadows
DigitalSeahorse: :D
GirlPainting: guild wars
Firnsarwen: lol, I missed putting in my sub message! GARBAGE DAY, best day to resub!!
GDwarf: The 2003-era graphics were sure a choice
ZeniteZero: Kappa
Viewers_Like_You: Is this subtweeting?
snowcookies: I fall into Destiny 2 geometry all the time
Kortanios subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
Kortanios: Oh, how I have missed the day of scraping the bottom of the barrel...
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Foxmar320: Oh Graham I need to show you a spot on IO that they forgot a spot. You can walk out of the map.
ZeniteZero: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass pegaLul pegaChamp pegaAww pegaSass
Alahmnat: gamers don't look up
The_FlyingDutchman: the measure of how bad the game is; how quick are we to go find the sub ocean
ContingentCat: Gamers never look up
Spriteclad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
Spriteclad: We've got what you're looking for... Twitch Sub 20~
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AdmiralMemo: Wooooo!
mrsarkhan: I love that to Graham. It looks really cool in the Dreaming City
adamjford: You can apparently do it with a finisher glitch now
Foxmar320: Yesssssssss
cgwonder: floaty boi
mtvcdm: !clip
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accountmadeforants: wooooooo
TheAinMAP: Whee!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGARBO_SG
riking27: fly!
snowcookies: Vex geometry is the worst
Noodles_15: Last season you could go to the new strike in destiny
adamjford: Hopefully you've seen that video
constablecrab: I think they leave that in Destiny on purpose.
TehAmelie: gulch surfin'
ClodiumSoride: I am onboard for Antigravity Gladiator.
qrpth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
qrpth: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrGARBO
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CaptainSpam: Completely heightmap-based terrain, I see.
CleverCrumbish: Oh @LoadingReadyRun Graham on that subject do you watch Boundary Break?
Solipsody: Tony Hawk's Dark Souls.
constablecrab: A good wall glitch gives a game longevity.
AdmiralMemo: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
thebuzzstreams: Alex has found the motherland!
Dumori: I think the out of bounds in D2 is 100% an Easter Egg cause it so easy
Anaerin: Your sword and helmet (and ONLY your sword and helmet) cast a shadow.
Dumori: And so cool looking
eric_christian_berg: PARKOUR!
Asenath_Darque: parkour!!
Alahmnat: can you run-jump?
Blasteg: are we in bound or out right now?
Foxmar320: Venus in Destiny 1 out of bounds had two suns for some reason
Scarbble subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Scarbble: hurrah for the garbage!
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Kirkygirl: hello all!
bv310: @Anaerin That's kind of rad, honestly
dococelot: sprint jump
gnome_friend: hi @Kirkygirl
aerobeing: A sublevel tour. LUL
Kirkygirl: How goes the garbage day?
aerobeing: *subocean
TheWarbo: oh wow yeah the shadow is pretty great, huh
CleverCrumbish: The Simpsons Hit and Run video where he got an ex-dev on to explain stuff was good for that reason
SpacePotato01: the buttslide seems to work both ways
SoulEater50210: For some reason talking about that made me remember Halo 3 ghosting when you make maps. Making items able to clip into walls and eachother
CleverCrumbish: It's a fair criticism
TehAmelie: i remember some outrageous stories about going out of bounds in Halo. don't know about Marathon
BtEtta: Boundary break does things like cheat engine to clip — so definitely can't blame on dev lazyness.
noSmokeFire: OR can you imagine David Attenborough doing a Let's Play?
Gizmoloid: I think Alex missed the chance for an easy sub-ocean in the first level. It had a rather flat geometry with no obvious walls in the distance.
6000j: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
korvys: Can anyone on the crew do a good David Attenborough impression? That sounds like a crapshot
constablecrab: There is limited intersection between people who can do things on the internet and people who can talk about doing those things.
reptile___ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
reptile___: hey guys did you know that desert bus hit 170k
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Kirkygirl: katesLol
AdmiralMemo: LOL
sethtriggs: It was a trap!
ZeniteZero: Welcome to THE PIT
mtvcdm: Welp, dead.
MistahFixIt: WHOOPS
SnackPak_: Whelp
LathosTiran: yeah, id love a short ccut / long cut video form
Kirkygirl: That's where they gave up.
kassy_13: hahaha lrrGARBO_SG
DigitalSeahorse: xD
cgwonder: lrrHERE
Foxmar320: We live here now
accountmadeforants: Into the OUBLIETTE WITH YOU
tidehollowcat: lrrHERE
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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Asenath_Darque: whelp
Iraeda: Game 1 Alex 0
drcanonball: Sword goes trough your head when running
Unas84: lrrHERE_SG lrrHERE_SG lrrHERE_SG
the_elkae: F
kusinohki: that's where we hide the bodies...
ChippTunes: it's like the Sarlacc Pit for idiots!
The_FlyingDutchman: we found the blaggole peeps, shows over
sheer_falacy: The key question: have you only unlocked 2 levels, or are there only 2 levels total?
riking27: vertical grass
DigitalSeahorse: there's levels! :O
Mangledpixel: you can see where they just ran a noisy brush around the outside of the map
Rhynerd: lrrHERE_BW
QwertMints: How long has the stream been live? :)
gnome_friend: I'm lichen this
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:10.
Kirkygirl: Also, hi friend!
Iraeda: @sheer_falacy yes
EyoresHere: sideways trees? are we in inception now?
monakai: All games take place in bowls.
Gizmoloid: Ah, so it is walled of as well.
Kirkygirl waves
UnknownGerm: That's not how trees do
Krisotf: right when you guys got stuck i bumped my headphones volume and alex's shouting just got louder and louder
Solipsody: Yeah, that's how mountains work. I've seen a mountain, can confirm.
QwertMints: Thank you <3
sethtriggs: Hahahah how does that grass work on a vertical cliff though?
Alahmnat: I've seen real trees do weirder, tbh
Viewers_Like_You: I've been really enjoying a show on youtube called SoftLockPicking, which is all about getting yourself into and/or out of impossible situations in Pokemon games
cgwonder: yeah skyrim this!
Kirkygirl: @krisotf katesRip
Foxmar320: oh the strats!
manfred909 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, manfred909! (Today's storm count: 143)
the_elkae: good height
gnome_friend: !findquote tree
LRRbot: Quote #522: "Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell." —Paul [2015-07-22]
circusofkirkus: the lorax!
Kejardon: you found the sarlacc pit
MistahFixIt: We a dryad now
constablecrab: They call that the Mandalorian Necktie
thebuzzstreams: Alex IS the tree
kassy_13: you are the tree
Hodgegoulashi: Some sort of horse riding, climb dance there. Resepect.
tidehollowcat: Huh
the_elkae: be the tree!
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
Alyssa_Swift subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
Alyssa_Swift: Oh right, I never refreshed my post-DB sub. Glad to celebrate the return of Garbage Day, though!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Alyssa_Swift! (Today's storm count: 144)
SpacePotato01: glatreeator
dusansrb_pro_cool: what?
DoodlestheGreat: Now we have a sarlacc tree?
Asenath_Darque: be one with nature
TehAmelie: i've heard about logheads but
UnknownGerm: slytqRIP
aitsu100: alex got lingifyed
cgwonder: i am one with the tree and the tree is with me
akvar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, akvar! (Today's storm count: 145)
EyoresHere: are the branches all coliding?
Unas84: lrrHERE_SG
snowcookies: sadness
SpacePotato01: barkbarian
APODionysus: tree goes.. donk
thebuzzstreams: Come on game, Let the Alex hit the floor!
Earthenone: its not the fall that kills you, its never hitting the ground
KeirenH: Ah yes, the common trap of new custom level designers, the "spike pit" where the spikes are geometry, and not damaging
Kirkygirl: Subocean, subocean, subocean!
cgwonder: gotta zig zag
Malacorath: !cheer50 the shield slot might be an interactable menu option
Iraeda: wait.. did you lose level select by going back to 1?
MistahFixIt: let the Alex hit the ... FLOOOOR~
Toshar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Toshar! (Today's storm count: 146)
the_elkae: Tree barbarian puns on point chat, well done
margieargie: @Viewers_Like_You Ohhh yeah, I especially love the ones that are "you can technically get out of this, but it requires such ridiculous luck that it'd take multiple lifetimes of the universe to realistically happen."
Feminine_Desires: tf2 does that as well, but it's for a specific mechanic purpose
TehAmelie: imagine having your weight supported by pine needles until you starve to death. ouch
cgwonder: yesss alex
Foxmar320: Yeah I love those people in PVP cause they still die to Jouton in 1 hit.
Unas84: got there
Malacorath: cheer50 the shield slot might be an interactable menu option
bv310: Now we know
the_elkae: subocean here we come
Crad0k: or breaks things WIDE OPEN, see ABH in half-life
ValtheDrake: Everything the light touches!
Kirkygirl: No fall damage?
Unas84: the subocean beckons!
ZeniteZero: Is that fucking volumetric lighting?
Grevas13: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:16.
Viewers_Like_You: @margieargie Oh yeah, those ones are great! I especially like "You'd have to check in 240 days in a row to break free"
mtvcdm: Oh yeah, we got there.
aitsu100: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
Karfsma778: theeere it is
APODionysus: yesssss
TehAmelie: valhalla, i am coming
Spriteclad: wooooo!
cgwonder: time for a swim
monakai: It's like we never left.
MistahFixIt: ONE TIME
gnome_friend: Into the SEAAAA!
AdmiralMemo: Is anyone else seeing terrible Twitch compression on the webcam? (Not that I'm complaining, since it kind of works for this stream)
SalmirAeon: here we go!
wench_tacular: back where we belong
the_elkae: there it is
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG
sheer_falacy: FREEDOM!
riking27: yooooooooo
Asenath_Darque: yeahhhhh
Foxmar320: Freedom!!!!
seth_erickson: Oh how we've waited
Juliamon: lrrHORN
Frankenfruity: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
sethtriggs: SUBOCEAN
dtrain_67: THe Promised Land!
tidehollowcat: The sweet release!
Karfsma778: WE'RE FREEEEE
Stripe_dog: YES
Alchemistmerlin: Got there
AdmiralMemo: lrrGOAT THERE
bv310: lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK
MikoKisai: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: We're home!
kinslayer6788: FREEDOM!
cuttlebranch: WHEEEEE
kassy_13: yessssssss freedom!
Ukon_vasara: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
Anubis169: WOOHOO
tyrew0rm: BORN FREE
EyoresHere: GOT IT IN ONE
Unas84: such serenity
Joalni: PogChamp
gnome_friend: !findquote sea
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
BaronVonPoppinOff: fall forever
DiscordianTokkan: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
starwolf69: yesss
monakai: lrrGOAT
ClodiumSoride: Ahhhh....
Viewers_Like_You: cheer69 The promised land!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
muondecay: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT
flatluigi: success
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Neural_Engineer: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
GhassanPL: Ahhh
BrindleBoar: Triumph.
kassy_13: lrrHERE
NarishmaReborn: 1/1
LessSkunksThanEstimated: freedom!
NathanJay_GA: how satisfying!
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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KeirenH: a lot of games have a delayed more gradual movement of the playermodel/hitbox than the camera to make spam crouching not work
TheWarbo: oh wow we are translu ent but the gear is not
BtEtta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BtEtta! (Today's storm count: 147)
GhassanPL: Yesss
Dread_Pirate_Westley: cheer100 Subocean achieved!
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
margieargie: Watch + Play is truly back!
Tikosh_: benginDab
kanadiankaminari: pieFT
Kirkygirl: we did it chat.
Alahmnat: woo!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN sergeFall sergeIntoTheSea
ValtheDrake: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Rhynerd: As is tradition.
cgwonder: WE're soooooooaring we're flyyyyyyinh
Frankenfruity: Beautiful!
theneatestburrito: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
cyclopsboi: btw Alex congrats on your kickstarter
MistahFixIt: \[T]/
GhassanPL: Comfort
ZeniteZero: It IS volumetric lighting!
Saunabath: GOT THERE
drcanonball: Welcome home
Inquisitor_Xian: it'a nice to come home
Boi_Ginny: Welcome home!
badpandabear: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Anaerin: Oh, and the helmet and sword also block the god rays.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
aerobeing: The remaining enemies are planets. And you are the sun.
EyoresHere: oooh! can we go all the way down to floating point hell?
TemporallyAwry: lrrGARBO_SG that helmet was clearly bolted on over a pre-existing model huh.
ehsteveG: LUL
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DevInsanity: I remembered garbage day just in time for subocean
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Solipsody: Welp.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrHORN
Alness49: We're HEEEEEEEERE!
atrociouslyambisinister: GOT
muondecay: Praise the sun!
MistahFixIt: Praise The Sun?
circusofkirkus: perfect run!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN sergeIntoTheSea lrrHORN
SAJewers: sergeJustRight
atrociouslyambisinister: there
Foxmar320: GOTY
sethtriggs: We're walking in the air
SpacePotato01: and now a farewell to arms?
TehAmelie: drinking the potions was kind of Zen
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrGOAT_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG
Anubis169: manSUN
Frankenfruity: 1 for 1
Gizmoloid: "It's a little bowl" - At least it's not a little gnome!
NimrodXIV: mission complete
CaptainSpam: Randomly generate a heightmap, make just the area you want playable, the end.
Milambus: 1 for 1
sheer_falacy: oh darn you didn't get any of the cheevos
Astra7525: "I've been falling for 15 Minutes!!!"
kusinohki: hrm... is there a game idea here. make a good game where the goal is 'find the sub ocean'...
constablecrab: Stop polluting the subocean!
Ukon_vasara: lrrHORN_HF lrrHORN lrrHORN_HF lrrHORN lrrHORN_HF lrrHORN
RaynMurfy: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
DruthersHaver: lmao i didn't realize it was actually called "Barbarian Souls"
starwolf69: lrrHEART lrrHEART
polygryphstudios: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
jadedcynic: l;chaim! radBliss PorscheWIN DrinkPurple
Kirkygirl: oh no
accountmadeforants: Alexander the Garbage, seeing the subocean for the first time.
eric_christian_berg: A gnome named Grimblecrumble?
MistahFixIt: OH NO
Asenath_Darque: oh nk
kassy_13: duhduhduh install
Inquisitor_Xian: tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooown
aerobeing: 6D platformer
flatluigi: a little gnome
ContingentCat: how many D's are you on my dude
margieargie: No 1-d platformer?
gnome_friend: @eric_christian_berg i don't like that name
cgwonder: oh no, not installing again!
Foxmar320: First time setup :(
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MalBeam: once more I return onto the sub-ocean
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Kirkygirl: how many times is this one gonna break?
wargodmogis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
wargodmogis: Oh yeah, this is back, and i'm off today so i get to watch it live.
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MistahFixIt: Sorry Yawgmoth's WHAT?
TehAmelie: TFW you realize these days people can build something like Speedy Eggbert single-handedly in a week. and they do.
LathosTiran: the only way to check your DirectX version is to run the installer. Microsoft restricts it.
justamagicplayer: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:48.
bv310: I thought that was on my computer and I couldn't figure out what email I was getting
atrociouslyambisinister: That's because Barbarian Souls is written directly in machine course
munnaperson: hi
eric_christian_berg: But, Floyd!
gnome_friend: hi @munnaperson
YawgmothsBargainBin: Yawgmoth's Bargain Bin, of course!
AdmiralMemo: @LathosTiran That's stupid
munnaperson: what I miss
tidehollowcat: Oh no
accountmadeforants: The dumbest thing about that "Installing DirectX" thing is that for the longest way, you basically had to run the installer to confirm whether DirectX was actually installed.
kassy_13: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_HF
sethtriggs: dat geometry
Dusk_Shine: Oh. No.
TheWarbo: Draid of Rantist?
AdmiralMemo: Not Braid
APODionysus: oh no
Foxmar320: woah
riking27: GRAPHIC
bv310: Oh dear
flatluigi: oh, famous indie game draid
sheer_falacy: nicer menu than the last one
MT_Storm: Oh noooo
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48Snifit ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48Snifit ninten48ButtMuncher
PigmyWurm: this is watch +play any game with a jump button becomes a platformer eventually.
the_elkae: Oh no is the Pears & Grey Witch people?
Milambus: Dumb Braid?
Unas84: lrrJUDGE
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Foxmar320: foxmarAAA
TheWarbo: Draid the Ozeference
LathosTiran: @AdmiralMemo thats M$ :P
Earthenone: did we forget about draid?
accountmadeforants: This looks promising.
drcanonball: Rick and Morty did Beej's Man's romance btw
constablecrab: Oh this has the hallmarks of a quality experience.
AdmiralMemo: I don't want to start a new game. :D
SquareDotCube: Draid Pirate Wesley?
atrociouslyambisinister: Is this about nukes
Solipsody: Draid the Ozference?
cgwonder: awwww
ContingentCat: gesundheit?
flatluigi: we ori now
justamagicplayer: im ignorant, please forgive, who is the person in the back
AdmiralMemo: wat
Earthenone: !channel points
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MistahFixIt: Oh butts
JLHonors: That bloom tho
AdmiralMemo: OK good game. Next?
reptile___: Russell?
gnome_friend: @justamagicplayer Joe Trollo
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
BobaThaiTea: smashed that state
munnaperson: this looks coooool
Diabore: this looks...passable so far
DoodlestheGreat: We've been hit by a raisin!
MistahFixIt: It's the color from out of space!
SacrificialToast: The sudden return of Watch & Play :o
TehAmelie: Terminatur the druid, now that's a lovely story you can google if you like
kassy_13: @Crad0k a weird twitch thing that can get you weird emotes lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_HF
markededge: oh no
Asenath_Darque: those were some excited trees
seth_erickson: And this is what killed the dinosaurs
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty_HF kristikPorg kristikPorg kristikPorg pegaAww pegaPurrito
the_elkae: Hi Arnie
riking27: what
sethtriggs: That voice...that voice
Foxmar320: Ummmmm
dtrain_67: Is that rock talking?
mtvcdm: Um
TheWarbo: what
accountmadeforants: Voice acting! seabatTROG
AdmiralMemo: LOL
Nigouki: is that Cars from Jojo?
APODionysus: OH boy
42MiLLyWays: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: Okay, talking rock.
LathosTiran: @Crad0k benifits for non subs to drive channel engagment. they accumulate just for being present
kanadiankaminari: so not the worst yet
aitsu100: ummmm
TheWarbo: what is happening
Kirkygirl: uhm
NathanJay_GA: who will pay for it?
kassy_13: uhhhhh
TehAmelie: is this a Warcraft 3 custom map
MistahFixIt: [Evil Laugh]
Nigouki: I hope it's Cars from Jojo
drcanonball: le what?
SnackPak_: This is great/1
Saunabath: After 10 000 years I'm free!!
sethtriggs: Someone's having fun!
atrociouslyambisinister: GOOD START
korvys: Wow, plot?
ruscobrog: sick reference
maxdamnit: rusev?
cyclopsboi: neat its the fifth element
A_Dub888: "AAH After 10000 years I'm FREEE!"
seth_erickson: It's possessing a building
kanadiankaminari: but that VA tho\
Tikosh_: hahahahahahaha
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP_SG
DigitalSeahorse: pegaSass pegaSass pegaSass pegaSass pegaSass
Alness49: Isn't this how Crash 3 opened?
plummeting_sloth: afer some amount of years, I 'm finally free
couldntpickausername: after 10000 years I'm finally free
CleverCrumbish: Weird Crash Bandicoot vibes, a bit?
tyrew0rm: ah good, the meta villan
flatluigi: so far this looks like someone who's at least trying
AdmiralMemo: And now, a completely different game
EyoresHere: what is going on?
rustenskurk: Oh no, it thinks it's clever
KeirenH: oh no, not the evil purple glowing rock
Alahmnat: oh hey I know that asset
U_Dude: That's a legit evil laugh
riking27: that was a decent evil laugh, no need to apologize
MadRemedy: Is this Golf w/ Friends story mode?
tidehollowcat: This looks... Huh
LessSkunksThanEstimated: cheer130
Spriteclad: oh this is very shovelware-y
ContingentCat: evil_laugh.mp3
adi_pie: Oh, no. It's this game again.
Kirkygirl: Oh good, we don't even have a fourth wall here.
cgwonder: wow this is a cluttered game
sing_o_muse: isn't that just a DOTA 2 minion?
aerobeing: HavenJunde, sounds like Trivia Murder Party voice to me.
Wikt: is this a one-off or are we gonn ahave watch+play back fo reals?
munnaperson: what is this voice acting
EyoresHere: that looked nothing like this does! what even??
sethtriggs: Dat soundtrack is so bouncy
cgwonder: oh god the eyes
Frankenfruity: Music is straight outta Visual Novel
the_elkae: UH
ani_laurel: I appreciate coherent subtitles
Spriteclad: reminds me of the old 90s Webfoot games
Foxmar320: I can see through its head O_O
Solipsody: Is... W... Nope. There's nothing to say about this. It's beyond words.
rustenskurk: Nice art direction though
the_elkae: @Wikt weekly!
korvys: Mac and Me looking motherfucker
Crad0k: LathosTiran oh, so as a sub, i don't need to care about them?
GDwarf: Nice explanation
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrSACK benginLucky
NightValien28: explained nothing
TheWarbo: oh physics items!
AdmiralMemo: No need to explain
Juliamon: Physics rocks!
mtvcdm: Let me explain some things. Kay bye
Wikt: @the_elkae thanks!
SacrificialToast: There's no time to explain!
NathanJay_GA: oh, the controls seem very floaty
kusinohki: how to make a korok, but creepy
atrociouslyambisinister: thanks
DruthersHaver: hm, yes, i see
Trixalicious: Duro looks way more appealing...
ContingentCat: for a second I thought the music was just looped default ringtone
jadedcynic: wait...I think he's not so much a 'Druid" as a *DRYAD* :/
Kirkygirl: squeesh
Erudite_Cynic: is this a reskinned crash bandicoot?
kevenwith2es: Still better than Bubsy.
EyoresHere: it's good that you can jump right over the doodads
flatluigi: i have seen worse games on W+P
Drakas: lrrARROW_TK
Asenath_Darque: this music tho.
Foxmar320: lol
MikoKisai: so far this seems *okay*?
MistahFixIt: Crunch Bumblecoot
TehAmelie: why would a druid kill a spider that's bothering no one? immersion ruined
mtvcdm: Wel, you died.
tidehollowcat: Well, you died.
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: BrainSlug
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG
AdmiralMemo: More like Hash Bandicoot Kappa
the_elkae: F
DruthersHaver: Well, you died.
ValtheDrake: "can you punch it?" someone knows their 3D platformers
NimrodXIV: well, you died
Milambus: Well, you died.
sethtriggs: That was great fanfare!
AllTheBacons: Well, you died.
Foxmar320: The first onces are great
seth_erickson: this honestly doesn't seem nearly as bad as some that I've seen
jadedcynic: try again, ok?
rybackgaming: Well, you died!
TheAinMAP: sergeFall slytqRIP
DruthersHaver: none
sheer_falacy: nice that all the stuff you collect stays collected
LathosTiran: @Crad0k some channels will enable unique actions beyond subs like "highlight my message"
gnome_friend: If you have to
atrociouslyambisinister: Well, you died for DS when
ChippTunes: you've never played Crunch Bundlecrundle?
drcanonball: many more
U_Dude: Twinsanity was also good
the_elkae: No this is like Super Moose, come on now
Diabore: they made more?
atrociouslyambisinister: Like 38
plummeting_sloth: Bash Crandicoot
DeafMints: lrrALEX_TK So alex is this a good game yet?
bv310: CTR rocked
sethtriggs: Hahahah I predict camera hijinks
Tikosh_: 1/3
jadedcynic: one of three red ones
Foxmar320: Yeah they gave Crash tattoos and a voice and it got bad
MelSlashVin: "Today..."
AdmiralMemo: Um!
Solipsody: Is there any kind of camera control?
LackingSanity_: Rugrats?
atrociouslyambisinister: Twinsanity is rad but I believe Graham has said he never played it
orbitaltuna: oh damn i forgot garbage day
ContingentCat: Capitalizing the you in "Well, you died." was an interesting choice
Spriteclad: This legitimately sounds like music from a 1995 Kroger training video.
TheSpindash: You know what I like about this game? The developer seemed to know their limitations and designed something... not good, but not overreaching.
EyoresHere: we're a Mario now?
cgwonder: have you missed the crates Alex? Do you feel like you've come home?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Hey everone ^^
SoulEater50210: Definitely crash vibes there
rustenskurk: Even in this serene forest environment: standard crates
AdmiralMemo: Why apples are flying now
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
DigitalSeahorse: jamieBerry
mtvcdm: Sir? Sir! Why apples are flying now?
cheshire_creeper: Why are apples, graham
MistahFixIt: "Well, you died."
gnome_friend: Greetings @IaCthulhuFthagn
plummeting_sloth: the the controls are exitant
TheWarbo: apparently Draid is Dave's Spokesman
mtvcdm: NOOO
AdmiralMemo: LIVES?!
jadedcynic: running jump, maybe?
disciple007: LUL
riking27: oh no
Edgarware: oh NOOO
flatluigi: well goodbye to this game
Foxmar320: wow lol
6000j: NOOO
Astra7525: woooow
circusofkirkus: that is game over buddy
karlmartin001: This seems like a mutant son of Crash and 3D Rayman games.
sethtriggs: Yep this camera is garbage
morgoth_bauglyr: oh hey lives
AllTheBacons: game over buddy!
Crad0k: try with a gamepad?
monakai: Lives?!
ReynardWrecca: Blimey. Limited lives.
bv310: Oh god there's lives
CaptainSpam: You lose all your Green whenever you die and they don't respawn?
BrindleBoar: I think the blue hearts are lives
wargodmogis: Oh, a lives system, that's good
IaCthulhuFthagn: This game looks pretty impressive for a primary school student project.
Viewers_Like_You: Fun fact: That's not actually Duro, that's Duro's Spokesman. "Apples are flying now? Terrific."
KeirenH: oh, oh no.
disciple007: I don't think they know what checkpoints mean
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Unas84: is that branch there a shortcut?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad lrrALEX_SG voxlunRad
Rhynerd: @mtvcdm I thought that was my !sir response for a moment
riking27: the blue 💙
constablecrab: pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod pennyCrabgod
LathosTiran: @Crad0k in LRR you can use points to snap clipart ontop of emotes. like giving Beej shades lrrBEEEJ_SG
Tikosh_: life top left, 1/3 is objectives
jadedcynic: thank you Joe! lrrHEART
APODionysus: Joe is the Bad Game Whisperer
atrociouslyambisinister: Lives in a not retro game in the 211th decade
APODionysus: He can see the code
ThorSokar: I'm with Graham Crash Banadicoot 1-3 were great
TheWarbo: is the keeping 1/3 *intentional*?
AdmiralMemo: This tomato apple
sheer_falacy: I bet you can walk onto that apple when it connects?
TehAmelie: now we know how Beej lives
jadedcynic: no frame of reference
MistahFixIt: OH BUTTS
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MikoKisai: the apple does seem to stop long enough for you to jump on to it
sethtriggs: No way you make that vertical platform
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Wodar9: OMG, the apples have speed lines!!
Foxmar320: This reminds me of so many 90s 3D platformers
the_elkae: The movement lines on the apples is a nice touch
sheer_falacy: nice that you have a shadow to tell where you'll land
Alness49: I love how the apples have speedlines.
plummeting_sloth: You see father, this horse is small, while that horse is far away
Stoffern: Is it apples or tomatoes?
Solipsody: Is this a sequel to Pears & Grey Witch?
Kejardon: is there something below the platform you're on?
flatluigi: yeah this is definitely My First Crash Bandicoot
TehAmelie: we're getting so many Thats. i hope that's good
Kejardon: oh it's tree branches
flatluigi: it seems okay
atrociouslyambisinister: Peaches lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: want to bet you will get a life at 100 green balls?
jadedcynic: nah, the checkpoints are yellow cubes on the ground
ReynardWrecca: Just one of your standard glowing flowers.
AdmiralMemo: Balls balls balls
Rhynerd: “It still works.”
sheer_falacy: bets on extra life at 100 green orbs?
kusinohki: what's in the box? balls.
pencilsnake: YASSS watch+play is like my favorite thing, so glad to see it back and kicking
accountmadeforants: Honestly, this platforming is no worse than most early, and some modern 3D platformers. 3D platformers are hard to pull off.
CleverCrumbish: The camera perspective force when you go in the box is a nice touch honestly
malc: Ed Balls
jadedcynic: and they have the word "CHECKPOINT" captioned over them :)
constablecrab: This is strictly worse Gang Beasts
Foxmar320: lol
DigitalSeahorse: "Finish!"
kevenwith2es: Ol' "Three Balls" McCrate
circusofkirkus: you did it!
popeworldbuild: Oof
plummeting_sloth: looked like snak
cgwonder: what is this music?
ContingentCat: delicious and nutritious glowing balls
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN
cheshire_creeper: Grovo
jadedcynic: only found 1/3 of the red colelctables - reason to retry later...
MistahFixIt: It's a shame this game is pants b/c the artwork, by itself, isn't THAT bad?
ReynardWrecca: You are DEMONSTRABLY outside the tree.
Spriteclad: this feels like a game you'd see in the checkout aisle of a walmart
Alahmnat: I feel like the camera needs to be about 15 degrees higher
sethtriggs: The music is very cute but it sounds completely dissonant from what we're seeing
Spriteclad: for like $5
Foxmar320: :D
malc: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
cgwonder: uwuuuuuuuu
Garfman314: wuuuuuuuuuuuuu
gnome_friend: !findquote uwu
LRRbot: Quote #5771: "Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense." —Kathleen [2019-01-28]
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
MistahFixIt: UWUUuuuu...
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad elfunkCat lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG rad music kristikTunes pegaBop
Naitoshadou: wut
LathosTiran: in the 90's id be happy if this was the top grab on a 10-in-1 cd
Creature_Comforts: This is the best birthday present I could've gotten.
sethtriggs: Can you even rotate the camera?
Solipsody: What kind of psychopath makes the platforms in their platformer ROUND?
Unas84: @sethtriggs this reminds me of Transport Tycoon
BrindleBoar: Hungry... for apples?
malc: !gooadvice
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APODionysus: Oh how Ive missed Chicken Alex
sheer_falacy: kind of surprising that the goo doesn't instakill you
CleverCrumbish: Imagine if English policemen were known for saying "UwU what's this?"
AdmiralMemo: Yeah that's totally just a light source
noSmokeFire: why are they sampling the rugrats theme??
SpacePotato01: It bothers me that the apples are entirely one color. The little stem and leaf should be colored differently.
sethtriggs: @Unas84 Totally does for me too! Kinda dig this music
Jadenim: @unas84 Yes, the music is very TT
IaCthulhuFthagn: To be fair, judging by Alex's reactions, this game probably plays about as well as Mario 64.
disciple007: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: wat
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TheAinMAP: Grasshopper of death.
tenthtechpriest: well you died
malc: *crickets*
MistahFixIt: Got juked out by a grasshopper
TheSpindash: XD that was an adorable murderous grasshopper
popeworldbuild: Grasshopper of DEATH
the_elkae: One-shotted by a grasshopper
accountmadeforants: seabatHITBOX Hitboxes!
Foxmar320: Grasshoppers are evil confirmed
plummeting_sloth: the checkpoint sound sounds like the oppening to Rugrats
AdmiralMemo: Weeeee
TehAmelie: by the way our 79 green glowy things from the last level went away and did nothing
amythist: I love how your punch is like 1/2 a inch in front of you
sethtriggs: This music makes me want to make some train lines.
bv310: @plummeting_sloth THAT'S what it is
MistahFixIt: "Get me a cup of that grasshopper's piss!" ~ Adam, probably
aerobeing: I'm sure of a 6 foot grasshopper intersected with me there would be a chance of death.
Omthebox: Intersecting with something is also called, a crash.
mtvcdm: At least we only start the level over and not the entire game.
disciple007: I feel like Dark Souls could learn something from this game's smash cuts to your death screen
CrookedPenguin: It "insected" with you
ClodiumSoride: This easy-listening soundtrack at least will keep you calm.
aerobeing: *if
AdmiralMemo: It's not ice-tier
LathosTiran: man, Adams emote reads so well.
34Witches: Wait, this level is supposed to be inside a tree???
korvys: Was it the one with the boob?
the_elkae: Pears & Grey Witch?
MistahFixIt: ^
TheSpindash: Ultra Miner?
the_elkae: That was bad
Solipsody: @the_elkae Right?
pencilsnake: "uuuuuhhhhhhhh"
Astra7525: Miner Adventures?
ContingentCat: umm
Foxmar320: omg the boob game
Fantusta: katesWave hi chat it's good to see everyone after DB and W&P back!
atrociouslyambisinister: Inverted Y-axis lrrBEEJ
UnknownGerm: Oh, and Super Mooser
gnome_friend: Hi @Fantusta
kusinohki: cowboy adventue?
UnknownGerm: *moose
couldntpickausername: lrrSPOOP_SQ
cgwonder: i like how graham and alex always remember games via the terrible soundtrack
jadedcynic: @34Witches yeah....if the tree in question was Ygdrassil or Agartha :P
Creature_Comforts: I'm a fan of the guy who speedran it.
Ordsmed: Garbage day!
sethtriggs: Like if the camera is not changeable, that really makes this worse. Ultra Miner Adventures was broken with that helicopter/enemy bug you found!
ChakatLunar: The one that springs to mind is the Midnight House or whatever, that had the gun that bussed up the controls massively
mtvcdm: The dev certainly knows how to make the game forgiving in *some* ways... but those things are more necessary than they have any right to be.
APODionysus: KEY
IaCthulhuFthagn: Red key get!
APODionysus: we got a KEY
Creature_Comforts: He made a sidescrolling shooter starring the same guy.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: KEY!
Kirkygirl: kEY GET
Ordsmed: unarmeGameplay
ThorSokar: they even dressed up for it, it was great
Astra7525: They also did a speedrun of the surfing version of ultra miner
plummeting_sloth: watch and play is like Steve1989. When you eat 80 year old paratrooper rations, poorly heated 3 year old Bulgarian packet bortcht can seem pretty darn tasty
ani_laurel: It took me weeks to not snicker in church after Graham ruined Amazing Grace
TheSpindash: You know what, for this game having bad controls, it at only asks you to do things orthogonally
Rhynerd: The ultra miner skip implementation was amazing.
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Paranundrox: that Amazing Grace clip is legendary
DigitalSeahorse: kristikWow
mtvcdm: This dev put in some effort. I will give them that. I feel this game could be fixed.
popeworldbuild: Oof
AdmiralMemo: Well, you died.
BtEtta: I think the Ultra Miner games got kicked off steam — dev did something very wrong.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That squelnch is making me uncomfortable
the_elkae: uwuuuu
Garfman314: uuuuuuuuuuuuu
popeworldbuild: erpRIP
Foxmar320: Platforming on round objects is never good
gnome_friend: Uwu why's this?
Rockario: uguuuuuu!
sethtriggs: The music is the best thing about this
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
AdmiralMemo: @BtEtta I wonder what
atrociouslyambisinister: Why'd you fall Alex lrrBEEJ
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the_elkae: @BtEtta Reaaaallly? Do tell
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malc: !yay
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TheMoatman: Wait, is that literally the Crash jump animation?
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seth_erickson: Uhhh.... Banger
Grevas13: this definitely isn't -good-, but it's perfectly functional, which is more than many W&P games
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37calorieghost: yeah the music is kinda a bop
MistahFixIt: Alex having an Aldersm'n Moment
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Mightily__Oats: The realism on this game is captivating
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Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit when did they make a new Crash Bandicoot? PogChamp
Kirkygirl: Boss fight. Calling it right now.
Metric_Furlong: "if I were Alex, I would simply choose not to fall" Kappa
IaCthulhuFthagn: This game isn't lacking in engine or core mechanics, what it needs is 1000 hours of polish.
Alchemistmerlin: The recording of the falling scream sounds like someone attempting to record in their bedroom at 3 AM without waking their parents.
AdmiralMemo: !findquote go left
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plummeting_sloth: oh yeah, get this on some sick dolby surround sound
KeirenH: the orthagonality makes this very playable compared to most 3d platformers of questionable quality, especially if you have only orthagonal movement
U_Dude: The music's been pretty dece in each level, as far as w+p game music goes anyway
TehAmelie: funny story: my mom who touched a videogame controller about twice in her life figured out the level skip glitch in Contra 3 in 1994
Comrademik: o mean, the music sounds like mid to late 90s platformers
Foxmar320: Thats bs
sethtriggs: Yeah the fixed camera is really fake difficulty.
Nyx_fire: good evening chat
BtEtta: AdmiralMemo the_elkae I wish I knew what, but you have to work hard to get kicked off steam.
jadedcynic: nopegirl.gif
Foxmar320: It does
kassy_13: congrats
gnome_friend: Greetings @Nyx_fire
Nyx_fire: what are we torturing Alex with today
Jadenim: Is there a camera rotate?!
AdmiralMemo: Alex: Get a life.
kusinohki: and also a full heal
BrindleBoar: boss fight?
34Witches: Boss fight?!
MistahFixIt: Simply... Having... A Garbage Christmas Time
Fantusta: yay you get to play more of this
IaCthulhuFthagn: Of course the toxic-looking indeterminate thing is an extra life.
Foxmar320: LOL
TheMoatman: WJAT
AdmiralMemo: Mini Bob!
Kirkygirl: CAlled it
DigitalSeahorse: HolidayTree HolidayLog pegaThink_SG lrrGARBO_SG
morgoth_bauglyr: mini BOB
Foxmar320: Yessssss
kassy_13: omg!!!!
cgwonder: mini bob
NightValien28: mini bob
jadedcynic: bos fights?
Earthenone: its a mini bob!
seth_erickson: Boss battle
kassy_13: miniboss
the_elkae: um
TheWarbo: Mini Bob!
accountmadeforants: mini bob
wargodmogis: the check pouint sound sounds like thre rugrats
sethtriggs: Are you in bullet time?
kumatsu: "An Uncertain Foreground" is my OK GO cover band
bv310: Hell yes boss fight music
tidehollowcat: Mini Bob
PendelSteven: 'Ello I'm watching AFK
Paranundrox: Bob Battle
ContingentCat: um wat
CaptainSpam: Well, it's good that YOU can hear the heavy jumps, would be nice if THE PLAYER could hear them, too...
Inquisitor_Xian: i swear the checkpoint noies is the first few notes of the rugrats cartoon intro
flatluigi: yessss
EyoresHere: mini Bob is p good
TheSpindash: XD He looks like he was made in Little Big Planet
constablecrab: Literally knee-high to a grasshopper!
the_elkae: Hop higher! Hop higher!
Comrademik: welp, I'd hate to see large bob
kevenwith2es: More like Mini BOP, this tune slaps.
GDwarf: Why is this grasshopper called "Mini Bob", when it's clearly larger than most grasshoppers
KeirenH: the concerning implication of a "mini bob" is that there is...
monakai: That's quite the shape.
AdmiralMemo: MULTI Bob
plummeting_sloth: minibob implies the existance of a megobob
accountmadeforants: ᴍɪɴɪ ʙᴏʙ
GDwarf: XD
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
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37calorieghost: this feels like a little big planet community level
circusofkirkus: wat
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
kassy_13: you lived!
UnknownGerm: "I lived, binch"
37calorieghost: which is kinda wholesome
flatluigi: a second minibob!
popeworldbuild: MINIBOB IS YOUR GOD NOW
Fantusta: it's almost worse that you lived
monakai: The Draid who lived.
ValtheDrake: you lived... but was it worth it?
wench_tacular: i live, i die, i live again
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG
Foxmar320: Game is flawless
TheMoatman: Jump onto the hopper's back! Jump onto the hopper's back! Jump onto the hopper's back!
Nigouki: lrrSPOOP_SG
37calorieghost: I miss littlebigplanet
Fantusta: "but at what cost"
TehAmelie: amaaaazing graaaace. . .
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK lrrALEX_SG
accountmadeforants: ᵐᶦⁿᶦ ᵇᵒᵇ
AdmiralMemo: MmmmmmmultiBOB
seth_erickson: Draid the Druid Speed Run when
Camthelion: wwhats maxi bob?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandBOB
Comrademik: the fixed camera honks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bah weep grahanah weep Mini Bob
TheWanderingNomad: You know I actually like Draid's design, but those eyes need work
Anaerin: Zar weep Granah weep Mini-Bob?
MikoKisai: at least it didn't spawn a second boss
Masslost: mini bob weakness is big bob
seth_erickson: Put Draid the Druid in Smash you Cowards
LarkSachrosis: This implies the existence of a regular Bob, and perhaps a Super-Bob.
accountmadeforants: ᴹᶦⁿᶦ ᴮᵒᵇ
34Witches: Double hit!
ani_laurel: They're behind the door, they don't count yet
sheer_falacy: did you just get a double hit? nice!
Nameless_Sword: Um.... what is this? Garbage that's what
the_elkae: KEY
BrindleBoar: woooooooowww
flatluigi: STRATS!
KeirenH: thye health bar
TheMoatman: He still has a hit left?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Boss health bar ftw.
flatluigi: double hit
jadedcynic: O_O
Nameless_Sword: But seriously, what are we playing today?
cgwonder: mini bob went home in disgrace
popeworldbuild: Finish Him
sethtriggs: that happened!
circusofkirkus: :o
Comrademik: welp
AdmiralMemo: Who cares
tctrain: It didn't reset when you died?
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: His life didn't reset when you died.
TheSpindash: One Punch Druid
timetwister7: damage carried over
Angnor33: Speedrun strats!
cgwonder: he tapped out
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG
seth_erickson: you hit him three times total
plummeting_sloth: Minibob didn't want to die
DoodlestheGreat: WELP, whatever works...
the_elkae: You got a KEY Alex
Rockario: You hit him a total of 3 times, across two live lrrBEEJ
Supermareo: lrrSPOOP_TK
ValtheDrake: live and let live!
EyoresHere: just punched him out
oyleslyck: #speedrunalloneword
flatluigi: you broke the minibob
noSmokeFire: copy-pasta kills (minibobs)
Solipsody: Not having to beat the stupid boss is a great quality-of-life improvement.
StationaryTarget: So the damage carried over from the last fight?!
accountmadeforants: Mɪɴɪ Bᴏʙ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ
LackingSanity_: going for a pacifist run
MistahFixIt: Mini-Bob: "Y'know what? That's fair."
Fantusta: I expected the life bar to still be there
RaynMurfy: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
Sanaj: lrrFINE_HF
ItIsVey: pacifist playthrough
Drew_64: where can i buy the OST?
kusinohki: that was an optional mini boss, er I mean mini bob
circusofkirkus: draid does
circusofkirkus: clearly
TheMoatman: I suspect the QA on this game was... lacking.
Mai_Andra: It remembered the hit from the first attempt. It had just refilled the graphic.
TheWarbo: Draid punches like that
TehAmelie: okay i was feeling generous to this game on account of it's clearly someone's labor of love but man the bugs
Earthenone: its the dreaded one inch punch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dreid, obv,
Fantusta: @TheMoatman what's QA?
TheMoatman: And by that I mean nonexistent
Karfsma778: Yeah, being one off on the keys happens to me a lot
constablecrab: You won by submission
plummeting_sloth: he's throwing some MMA elbows
CleverCrumbish: Hey I have a question. Those spiders... do they have terrifying plastic moulded human faces?
Alahmnat: so many accidental grenade throws...
Rhynerd: Much like sharks, the best way to repel a giant grasshoper attack is to just punch them in the schnoz.
sethtriggs: Kinda digging that DX-7 melody here
LarkSachrosis: Metal
AdmiralMemo: MicroBob
TheMoatman: Micro bob
flatluigi: yeah this is obviously unpolished but i think this is alright
34Witches: I like how the evil meteor is just ...there
EyoresHere: idk believe that krav maga would teach you that
korvys: Micro Bob
plummeting_sloth: nanobob
DoodlestheGreat: The Deadliest Elbow!
GDwarf: How would you typo "boss" as "Bob", though? Like...
ContingentCat: that makes a lot more sense but
constablecrab: normal bobs
tidehollowcat: That makes... more sense...
seth_erickson: No it definitely was Mini Bob
SK__Ren: Mini Bob the Apple?
kassy_13: the b and the s are not close lol
MistahFixIt: Regular-Sized Bobs
TheMoatman: Mini bobs and vajeen
flatluigi: i think 'minibob' was a joke
Foxmar320: So many Bobs in this level
accountmadeforants: If we're going by MMCX naming schemes, those are Micro-Mini Bobs.
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37calorieghost: if the dev voiced the meteor, it sounds like English wasn't his first language
the_elkae: up the up
37calorieghost: so makes sense
popeworldbuild: Smallest Bob is a killer.
AdmiralMemo: Those iframes though
Earthenone: the B and the S are always close on W&P :P
EyoresHere: start typing miniboss and then get distracted and change to "mob" halfway through?
Kirkygirl: ez clap
sethtriggs: Whoever did this soundtrack definitely did the backing beats on a lot of 80s hits
TheMoatman: Was that sound effect ripped from the Rugrats theme?
Astra7525: THis music feels very Spyro the Dragon
Angnor33: lrrSACK
gnome_friend: lrrSACK
MistahFixIt: lrrSACK
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
InquisitorGaia: heya everybody
Nameless_Sword: Lucky~!
Mysticman89: you might be the best player in the world at this
plummeting_sloth: man's gaming
gnome_friend: Alex "Gaming Savant" Steacy
Fantusta: never didn't not have it
Foxmar320: Was not expecting a camera change
Heinzes_: oh i love sonic adventure
forlornhope22: You know, character design is weird and play is pretty simply. but at least there is actual level design here, and all the assets look like they match.
BrindleBoar: Alex "
gnome_friend: hi @InquisitorGaia
adamjford: Checkpoint sound is from Rugrats, right?
Solipsody: The fact they have to make everything pretty slow because your controls are so laggy makes the whole game pretty chill, actually.
bv310: lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG
sethtriggs: dat clipping
BrindleBoar: Alex "Arch-Draid" Steacy
EyoresHere: um
AdmiralMemo: Are we going through the ceiling?
TehAmelie: you're on a strong track for a PB
TheMoatman: Oh my god the camera clipped through the ceiling
Comrademik: I mean, there are moments of brilliance in this game
InquisitorGaia: how are you @gnome_friend and everybody else
constablecrab: Is this corporate training video music? I swear it's familiar.
CaptainSpam: The good news: You're a gaming savant. The bad news: It's only for W+P games. Kappa
LathosTiran: Kickstarter campaign owner Alex Stacey
gnome_friend: @InquisitorGaia Amused
circusofkirkus: uh
sethtriggs: You got a key / You used a key / You got a key / You used a key
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dreid-O, Dreid-O. Dreid-O, I made you Watch & Play
plummeting_sloth: the penitant draid will pass
Viewers_Like_You: Alex "Kickstarter Bonanza" Steacy
Foxmar320: :D
Solipsody: So a druid is a kind of wooden money with bowling shoes?
Kykiwi: oof
seth_erickson: they're mcguffins I think
gnome_friend: UWUUUUUU
cgwonder: wuuuuuu
Rhynerd: Secrets, probably.
oyleslyck: crates and jumping over pit mechanics... so is the alt name of this game Crap Bandicoot? lrrBEEJ
timetwister7: death warp
MistahFixIt: Also congrats Alex on getting your Dregs book funded in TWO HOURS HOLY BUS
TheMoatman: Honestly those red trees look cool. I don't think they were made by the person who actually made this game, but they look neat nonetheless
the_elkae: My cat is mad at me for laughing so loudly at the stream
Naitoshadou: At least the art style is okay?
sethtriggs: Congrats Alex!
AdmiralMemo: @oyleslyck I named it Hash Bandicoot. :D
Foxmar320: :(
Kykiwi: game over buddy LUL
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck
constablecrab: Death UWU is a 1st level druid spell
TheWarbo: yeah they seem like mobile-game-y "how many coins did you collect in this level"things
cgwonder: seriously cannot get over that sound effect
MadRemedy: Do you think that falling noise is stock, or did the creator record it himself?
TheMoatman: You're under it
plummeting_sloth: this game is still life revenge
sethtriggs: Annoying so you lose your checkpoint when you die enough
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
aerobeing: Need for Greed: Tokyo Graft
ElektroTal: what in blazes
popeworldbuild: Oh?
InquisitorGaia: i just got a new computer and am downloading a small percentage of my steam library, so im watching this in 160p, it kinda makes it better
gnome_friend: Greetings @ElektroTal welcome to blazes
Foxmar320: oh no
unfamiliarpatterns: fricken fixed cam
sethtriggs: Doodle Jump?
MistahFixIt: RIP
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: What that a Father Ted reference?
NimrodXIV: goodbye
Pteraspidomorphi: oooooo....
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MistahFixIt: That was really impressive up until it wasn't!
Kirkygirl: you did a good job on that!
popeworldbuild: Do the lah?
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48Snifit ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48Snifit lrrALEX_SG
circusofkirkus: draid is blasting off again!
disciple007: the next metroidvania rage!
oyleslyck: uno mas?
TheMoatman: The game is over buddy
AdmiralMemo: lrrEFF a Doodle Jump!
Foxmar320: That area is every "jump" mobile game ever
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everytime you hit a checkpoint, I think it's the beginning of Rugrats
popeworldbuild: grimjaDEVIL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG lrrGOAT_SG
LathosTiran: @InquisitorGaia Mood. in case you didnt know you can limit steams network speed in its settings to prioritise stream quality.
seth_erickson: 2/3 mcguffins
cgwonder: i'm really confused how the angry meteor plays into this whole this
cgwonder: thing
ElektroTal: i am here for Graham's deeply funky bass
BleedingToast: doodle jump looks different
TheWarbo: oh, good thing we spent several lives to come get this etra life
TheMoatman: It looks like you can hit the mushroom pads on the way up , rather than just from landing on top
InquisitorGaia: @LathosTiran i forgot its been so long since i did this
LackingSanity_: The camera can't keep up with your falling speed even when there are platforms you could land on
CosmicDuctTape: you didn't die!
circusofkirkus: you need the first key still
AdmiralMemo: Hit the Nano Bobs
oyleslyck: stun locked
SolarBlitz1: The checkpoint noise really does sound like the rugrats
shadowbow464: i was almost named after tommy
plummeting_sloth: alright, keyless run everybody
DigitalSeahorse: common buffer
LathosTiran: @InquisitorGaia i leave my steam 'limited' to 25 MB that way a quick like to the setting is always on the downloads page.
BrindleBoar: trees are too gooey
cgwonder: just naruto running into the treees
Foxmar320: I want to believe
kassy_13: nope
LathosTiran: link*
TheWarbo: i keep wanting to get alex to rotate the camera.
AdmiralMemo: lrrGOAT
Nameless_Sword: Looks like they thought of that
TheWarbo: and then, oh right
sethtriggs: The one thing the dev tested in gameplay heh
bv310: You can *become* the tree, but you can't jump over the tree
IaCthulhuFthagn: Door of Time skip incoming.
InquisitorGaia: @LathosTiran that makes sense thanks for the reminder
sheer_falacy: I like how the big bad is just constantly floating in the background
TheMoatman: If you still had that rock you might have been able to use it to jump on top of the tree and then go that way
AdmiralMemo: Desert Draid for Hope
ElektroTal: this game doesn't deserve this soundtrack
Foxmar320: lol
seth_erickson: we need to find the other mcguffin
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGARBO_SG pegaYep pegaYuck
Genderi: Hey chat! How's the return of garbage going?
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DoctorHutch: Watch+Play Yaaaaaasssssss
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Foxmar320: Why the wall spikes tho
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, WHAT is it with terrible games having reasonable soundtracks?
Shirts_: this game doesn't seem horrible
plummeting_sloth: darn, I wanted to see if anything happened when you actually got to 100 green thingies
LathosTiran: @InquisitorGaia always happy to improve QoL
sethtriggs: Like this soundtrack is definitely good for simulation games.
lucha_libro: !live
rybackgaming: Can confirm, it is Rugrats. It was Tommy's dad making the pudding.
ehsteveG: I swear I've heard Seth Everman play this song
teavian: ooooooooooo
Kirkygirl: Taking care of Angelica.
gawag_: I'm in a public place and that dying moan is making it so hard to not just bust out laughing
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
ContingentCat: lrrHAM
MikoKisai: lrrHAM it
oyleslyck: what's more scary? This games death WOOoooo, or Sekiro's Woooo guy? lrrBEEJ
AdmiralMemo: @ehsteveG That guy is a god of music
ElektroTal: also, that death fall sound feels like it's part of the song at times
DigitalSeahorse: appull and appush :P
Foxmar320: lrrSACK
cyclopsboi: i am actually pretty impressed with how much of an actual game this is and not just a random collection of assets
TheMoatman: It's relatively easy to make a decent soundtrack from loops and samples, at least relative to making a decent game from random-ass asset packs
bv310: one life left too
kevenwith2es: It's a leap of faith, Miles.
hamdotexe: Ham it!
aerobeing: Inbe4 this turns out to be a dream of one of the rugrats.
Zephyr256k: I mean, there were like, professionally developed games from the era of gaming this is clearly trying to pastiche that were /way/ worse than this.
Blasteg: !y
mynameisie: Somewhere in Boston there is a Siamese cat teaching himself the sound you make when you die
SacrificialToast: Mini Bob will remember this.
orbitaltuna: wuuuuuuagh
MistahFixIt: We got the point.
gnome_friend: lrrEFF a doughnut if you have to
AdmiralMemo: You've been Druided
popeworldbuild: warmed
Genderi: You have drai'd
sing_o_muse: you don't explain Draid Graham
BrindleBoar: Draided.
ElektroTal: lrrHAM lrrHAM
Dumori: moved from my phone to my pc and the graphics got worse!
Kirkygirl: oh noes
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher pegaGrump lrrALEX_SG
rybackgaming: lrrHAM on the gas! lrrHAM on the gas!
cgwonder: lrrALEX_SG
MistahFixIt: "Take a flying f__k at a rolling donut"
Nameless_Sword: that was just the warmUP?
Kirkygirl waiiiits for it
AdmiralMemo: No
oyleslyck: Parkour!
Solipsody: So a vengful meteor made apples big and a wooden monkey boy had to collect a lot of keys to... What?
TheMoatman: Yeeeee boiiiiii
AdmiralMemo: Plz No
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh :P
Kirkygirl: OH NO
Nyx_fire: I missed this
ContingentCat: oh no
NarishmaReborn: Parkour!
Saunabath: oh no
Paranundrox: oh dear
MistahFixIt: LMAO
ClodiumSoride: @TheMoatman That's an interesting point.
Foxmar320: Oh no
circusofkirkus: its time
Garfman314: T
NimrodXIV: lol
DigitalSeahorse: T
cgwonder: ttttTIme to PppArkour
Genderi: CHAracter
Mister_BlueSky: lrrALEX_TK
TehAmelie: "a solid 2/5 platforming game with nature stuff" is about all i got
Alahmnat: oh NO
kevenwith2es: Iconic character, Cloth 4.
Darleysam: Time to Parkour: 0 seconds
SolarBlitz1: oh my right ear loves this menu noise
IaCthulhuFthagn: Turkish is the only way forward.
constablecrab: finally!
mugsi_: asmr menu noises pog
Asenath_Darque: that dying "oooohhh" has the same energy as that "yaaaayyyy" from National Park Girls
rybackgaming: Time to Parkour 57 minutes
gnome_friend: oh no
kassy_13: right ear audio
KeirenH: my right ear
TheMoatman: I love my cloths
MikoKisai: time for hardcore parkour
popeworldbuild: Trash Parkour
MistahFixIt: OH YESSS
sheer_falacy: time to miss Draid
NovaTiempo: I though my ear was.... ticking?
TheWarbo: enable motion blur, you cowards Kappa
circusofkirkus: that cinematic
TheMoatman: They keep me warm and safe
SnackPak_: yikes
Asenath_Darque: Parkour!!!
Alness49: Cuuuuuuuube!
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart pose
Foxmar320: Thank you for this lol
GDwarf: The best graphics 1998 has to offer!
AdmiralMemo: Why on fire?!
Anaerin: "Sin"ematic.
InquisitorGaia: thats beau tiful
ArrestedHouse: strong Ts
polygryphstudios: I accidentally spent the whole budget on the menu. Whoops
ElektroTal: oh what the hell. this is like ps1
cgwonder: oh god this is awful
plummeting_sloth: space... the final parkour frontier
Kirkygirl: oh this is something else.
monakai: We Mario Sunshine now.
seth_erickson: Parkour in space
SandwichKed: This is doing the mario, not parkour
TheSpindash: Oh jeez, this is like a Monkey Ball flyover!
Earthenone: the worst parts of mario 64 all in one place
couldntpickausername: Quality is set to high, somehow I don't believe you
Nameless_Sword: In SPACE!
InkyGhoast: this...this has to be on purpose
cyclopsboi: may want to preemptively turn off motion blur
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride sergePride sergePride sergePride DUBE
Solipsody: That is some... Ambitious parkour. Wouldn't you rather start by hopping a fence at teh park or something?
ClodiumSoride: This looks like the challenge/race maps from Mirror's Edge, but crappy.
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS
AdmiralMemo: Hello LRR Logo on the back
sethtriggs: Spinny text definitely gives me a 1999 website feel
Foxmar320: oh no
underhill33: lrrDOTS
ani_laurel: I want if you can fall out of the sky globe?
ravensbreed: This...is not parkour
ehsteveG: This makes me want to play IntelligenceQube instead
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Paranundrox: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
cgwonder: that space suit is very nearly LRR themed
NimrodXIV: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
Kramburger: When you game's so small you can see the shape of the skybox
MistahFixIt: Floaty AF
noSmokeFire: 2.5 person camera
sheer_falacy: this is how parkour works
monakai: Do you have double jump in a parkour game?
ani_laurel: at least she's decently clothed?
LbxAni: outfit on brand
the_elkae: BUTT
AdmiralMemo: He didn't turn music on though
Feminine_Desires: you didn't turn music on
TheSpindash: This game did not learn the lessons of Metroid Prime
unfamiliarpatterns: what
adamjford: The camera is uncomfortably close to her butt
cgwonder: i feel like the camera is very butt-centric
ElektroTal: this is like link between worlds
TheWarbo: I like our character name in the top left
TehAmelie: cute PC at least, but the camera has no concept of personal space
TheMoatman: If you push forward in the air, you still walk
snowcookies: Why are even 3D platforming
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun There was an option for Music as well - it was off
accountmadeforants: Not sure if they're a lady, might just have THE BIG BUTT
Foxmar320: Yeah it does
circusofkirkus: lrrDOTS
riking27: lrrDots
CaptainSpam: Of course you have a double-jump. Just like in real-life parkour.
sing_o_muse: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Anaerin: LoadingReadyParkour
TheMoatman: Please don't make this merchandise
Dumori: Zerosuit lrr
APODionysus: New merch idea. Graham?\
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is she jumping on up and down press?
Paranundrox: lrrDOTS
DoctorHutch: butt arrow
tidehollowcat: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE
unfamiliarpatterns: lol
APODionysus: LRR logo spandex
plummeting_sloth: ah, parkour, when you only jump one way and land standing
popeworldbuild: Misery
cassaclyzm: that is a definitely LRR esque butt
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW lrrHEART
plasmaparados: lrrSLOTH lrrDOTS
ClodiumSoride: Instant respawn, I'll give it that.
noSmokeFire: this is the ice level
Akaiatana: Is this one of those streamer-bait games made for you? Kappa
sethtriggs: I have a feeling this is gonna knock me sick.
GDwarf: I note we have a "health" stat
Paranundrox: that respawn
swaggytaco: new merch?
Tikosh_: If Alex beats this level
PunkRockZoologist: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Alness49: Bacon Legs?
TheMoatman: She moves like a tank
Unas84: so when will this be available in the merch store?
AdmiralMemo: Yes, please... When does this outfit come to the LRR store?
CleverCrumbish: Hey remember in TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING EIGHT when the original Mirror's Edge came out and definitively proved that putting Parkour in a game is not just making a 3D platformer and does in fact require additional effort vis-a-vis modelling the capacities of the human body.
MistahFixIt: RIP Baconlegs. Taken from us too soon :C
Foxmar320: omg G
Unas84: *outfit
rybackgaming: it's so slippery...
riking27: lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrARROW
TheMoatman: Her upper body is the turret
MikoKisai: no, but you might be able to use parallel universes
forlornhope22: wow, this is so much worse.
Karfsma778: this is awful
Foxmar320: This looks like hell
monakai: Uh, you can't half-space press.
Alahmnat: this isn't even parkour
AchillesAndTortoise: the worst thing is you are already in the subocean
Nameless_Sword: Are these blocks made of ice?
Solipsody: I heard David Belle consulted on the development for this. He told the devs to do literally anything else instead.
Genderi: Can you double jump over the moving block?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW lrrARROW
circusofkirkus: I like how we have health in the upper right
Earthenone: do we care about the fire?
ani_laurel: The sky is stretched in the corners and its weirding me out
MistahFixIt: @Alness49 - Baconlegs was a nickname for a glitch in Team Fortress 2 where, for the longest time, if you Double-Jumped as a Scout, the leg models would go all wibbly
kassy_13: hahaha
couldntpickausername: can you stay in the fire and get burned
aerobeing: Liter boards.
ElektroTal: mirror's edge was the coolest game i couldn't play because of motion sickness
popeworldbuild: Oof
monakai: (I know, I was refrencing TJ Henry Yoshi)
seth_erickson: Gotta check those leaderboards
wargodmogis: If we have learned anything from the history of video games, it's that 3d games are great with platforming
Kirkygirl: uh oh
Omthebox: I'm glad somebody decided to make a game that demonstrates why third person platforming is atrocious.
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Foxmar320: oh nice
Naitoshadou: Jump in the fire and see if it kills you
cgwonder: the dev definitely worked harder on the characters behind than the levels
plummeting_sloth: congrats, you are the leader of that level! You are also in last place
LathosTiran: half A press for those out of the loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
TheMoatman: Wait, if you tick the motion blur option does that turn motion blur off?
IsaTheEngie: vibe check
TheSpindash: Ooooh, I feel like those language choices are very telling
Karfsma778: music go bye bye?
Aenir798: Music is only for menu ???
Vyous: I am so relieved that the music is in both ears.
SquareDotCube: That reference was funny and painful Alex and you have to explain bacon legs to chat
korvys: Oh, and now no more music
Genderi: Space: the frontier
Foxmar320: wat
TehAmelie: in my head i'm substituting Quake sounds
InquisitorGaia: music only menu
BrindleBoar: oh dear
sethtriggs: Yeah right
redphoenixcasts: God I love the sounds that Alex makes it’s great
kassy_13: triple jump?
NarishmaReborn: the sub notifier timed with the spawn in so well there
MistahFixIt: Is this... Parkour?
circusofkirkus: wat
GDwarf: This is definitely how real parkour works
Gizmoloid: Maybe motion blur is actually turned ON and it would look different when OFF?
cgwonder: apparently that was fine??
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circusofkirkus: hardcore parkour
AdmiralMemo: So... how many of you would buy this outfit if it were in the LRR store? *raises hand*
SalmirAeon: finally mastering space jumping
Solipsody: Are you jumping varying distances, or do the cubes change size?
atrociouslyambisinister: okay but fr if this game has anything that's affected by the key-up then that's just another problem
Foxmar320: lol
ContingentCat: the little one was a red herring?
dslucia: this isn't even parkour, it's just big jumps
TheMoatman: You might have to jump around
Reydien: fast doublejump I'm guessing
sheer_falacy: if only you could mantle
Unas84: interesting on-hands-parkour
constablecrab: Parkour definitely means walking calmly forward and jumping in midair.
KeirenH: the music probably came in stereo, whereas the sound effects are mono
Unas84: *no
Paranundrox: I love the running on air
sethtriggs: How is this winnable?
Kirkygirl: Joe said what I was thinking!
Anaerin: Can you wall-jump?
Reydien: seems like the faster you double-jump the higher you go
TehAmelie: a parkour game where you have no ability to adjust your position to your surroundings
Garfman314: i do not have the figure to purchase such an outfit
SpacePotato01: can you triple jump?
atrociouslyambisinister: @dslucia Parkour is French for big jump
couldntpickausername: notice how the music stopped?
Kejardon: you have a double jump?
aerobeing: You grapple with your mind.
TheSpindash: Oh! Go around it!
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BrindleBoar: maybe just go around?
ClodiumSoride: Go around the tower?
APODionysus: I think.. you hvae to jump AROUND the tower
korvys: Can you go around?
Grevas13: this game has fewer mechanics than a minecraft parkour map
Earthenone: can we jump around it?
Wolfstrike_NL: go around?
MikoKisai: may be able to jump around
KeirenH: also, where did the music go?
Feminine_Desires: maybe you have to go around it
TheOtherTrevor: Can you jump out and around?
bunnyoffaith: (Can you go around?
InquisitorGaia: can you jump around it?
SalmirAeon: double jump around it?
AdmiralMemo: USE SPACE JUMP!
Kejardon: Does the momentum add or reset on the second jump?
Solipsody: Can you skim around the edge of the tower?
plummeting_sloth: wait, do you havve to jump around?
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck ninten48ButtMuncher
Mangledpixel: might need to point upwards?
flatluigi: where'd the music go
Liminely: go around
CleverCrumbish: Jump AROUND? With the space jump?
Nameless_Sword: yeah go around?
Paranundrox: it feels like you might have a triple jump
kenkopin: Can you triple jump?
fuzzy_died: the model scalie is annoying
Jeezy56: music stopped
circusofkirkus: strafe jump around?
Foxmar320: Can we jump around it?
TheMoatman: Oh yeah, you have space jump
dococelot: strafe jump
thebuzzstreams: gotta go onto the small box and then jump over the big block onto the stack?
pratorious420: jump around the tall object
Naitoshadou: Go around
FurthestChunk55: at least the player character has a great bum
MagnusCarter: Go Around ?
AdmiralMemo: Joe: There's a music option in the settings and it was off
MistahFixIt: This entire game appears to be Space Jump
KsenioPL: Turn motion blur on
DigitalSeahorse: :O
SalmirAeon: got there chat
TheMoatman: You have a *lot* of air control
Naitoshadou: Go around the tall blocks
TheMoatman: Like a ridiculous amount
Reydien: it feels like if you double-jump quickly you get more height
flatluigi: hep hep
APODionysus: Always Listen to Chat
circusofkirkus: aka Minecraft Kappa
flatluigi: hep hep hep hep
ElektroTal: echochrome
TheMoatman: Maybe better control than on the ground
InquisitorGaia: @KsenioPL please no, ill probably throw up
TheSpindash: I mean, this is basically Mirror's Edge
SpacePotato01: I'm disappointed they aren't crates
plummeting_sloth: I love this exploded, reverse Q-bert
AdmiralMemo: @TheMoatman Air Control was a great game. :D
Kraest: Is this...parkour?
Nameless_Sword: Cubes IN SPACE!
Foxmar320: I love that her suit is on brand for this stream
ClodiumSoride: Fucking Cubes *would* be a compelling platform game.
ContingentCat: "fucking cubes" is a different gae
aerobeing: I see they finally made Cube: The Movie: The Game.
Akaiatana: Alex, they're called companion cubes, not fucking cubes
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm getting monkey ball vibes
Genderi: "I jumped" I hope so!
Solipsody: As one of the developers of the PlayStation version of Q*Bert, I would like to apologize for giving this developer ideas.
Jadenim: Please can we try turning the motion blur on?
Malacorath: this is giving me profound vertigo
Lotus_position: Not just cubes. “CUUUUBES INNNNN SPAAAAAACE!”
DigitalSeahorse: this isn't space, there's no friction to turn in space
oyleslyck: Kobe or yeet? Place. Bets. Now!
thebuzzstreams: Praise Cube!
MistahFixIt: Big Oof
DolGrenn: I like how it retains which direction you're looking at when you respawn
Kirkygirl: I saw that too,
Firnsarwen: I am so freaking glad this show is back. The ultimate Christmas gift xD
Metric_Furlong: it's like Newton's Law says: An onbject in motion shall remain in motion unless it brushes against a cube
TheMoatman: AdmiralMemo I watched the replay again last week and it was still great
weff47: they played a book
circusofkirkus: Joe was carrying the puzzles
Kramburger: It was posted before
Mysticman89: It was B movie kind of horror
kassy_13: they kinda liked it
seth_erickson: Quantum Clouds Baby
Genderi: "Health" You have a health meter!
Foxmar320: Game was strange
cgwonder: they played bad relationship simulator
Alness49: Oh last night's Let's Nope was Something Else.
Nigouki: yesterday's game was faaaaantastics
noSmokeFire: they also played some Fighting FAntasy
PunkRockZoologist: Korvys shared that first
kassy_13: joe absolutely was tho
InquisitorGaia: yes
bv310: It was actually not awful
MistahFixIt: Fire = Death
sheer_falacy: why do you have a health value if fire just instakills you
Foxmar320: Yeah the Joe carry was real
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes a literal enigma
atrociouslyambisinister: If they used the DSM as a monster manual they'd have more than 2 distinct mental illnesses in their portfolio
adamjford: yeah that rules
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:51.
TheMoatman: You had to buy a replica Enigma
DigitalSeahorse: granular
AdmiralMemo: That's awesome and TERRIBLE
Mangledpixel: the most nerdy version of that meme I've found: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeSNvD6U8AY_SOf.jpg
Kraest: It was some weird shit that literally copied the entire house from the movie The Conjuring XD
dtrain_67: Why do you have a health bar?
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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GDwarf: Why do we have a health stat if everything is instant-death?
EyoresHere: I've been having a blast, but I think I'll can't the second half on the vof
IaCthulhuFthagn: Could you just do it by hand, though?
plummeting_sloth: why do you have a life total when any amount of damage kills you?
DigitalSeahorse: ^^^
cgwonder: the spoops were good, the game not so much
TehAmelie: in my headcanon, the front half of the character doesn't exist
AdmiralMemo: Yes, WHY do you have a health bar?
EyoresHere: good night everyone!
Darleysam: you also had to shoot ghosts with your science gun
Alahmnat: why do you even have a health bar if even the fire is instant death?
Master_Gunner: I visited Bletchley Park over the summer - it was really interesting.
blip2004: Quantum Visualizer and clouds and anomalies
gnome_friend: Welcome @EyoresHere
TheMoatman: There may be an issue later
MikoKisai: I believe that
TheMoatman: not issue, the other word
noSmokeFire: fire deals 100 damage (:
Kramburger: Because it's part of the learn to game tutorial and they never removed it
Nyx_fire: lol
TheWanderingNomad: "I have a theory - it was bunnies!"
TheMoatman: hazard
Keab42: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:04:35.
constablecrab: likely
EvilBadman: Y'all getting royalties for this character's suit?
QwertMints: Theres visible streaks in the sky that look like stretched stars
wench_tacular: they can
monakai: Why do you even have health?
plummeting_sloth: true rng platforming
AdmiralMemo: @TheWanderingNomad Are you an EGS fan? Because if so, that's even more funny. :D
IaCthulhuFthagn: Bad 3rd party Source games tend to keep the HL2 interface.
ContingentCat: evidently they can do it to you
34Witches: This is *impressively* miserable
Blasteg: "puzzle"
seth_erickson: the design is be a luck sack
Firnsarwen: I was watching that stream before I realized Watch+Play was on! Joe, you actually got there very at the beginning of the Spoopy game, the first part of the stream was playing Citadels of Chaos! lrrSLOTH
TehAmelie: someone said you may have triple jumps or more. did you try?
TheWanderingNomad: @AdmiralMemo - EGS?
TheMoatman: First one the fire is on for three seconds and the second is on for five
KeirenH: new game?
Kirkygirl: that's garbage.
Reydien: could you try mashing jump as fast as possible, to see if it affects the jump height?
QwertMints: like serious brush-like strokes XD
sethtriggs: This is broken
BrindleBoar: They "designed", said good enough, and sold it without ever testing it
flatluigi: hep hep
ElektroTal: can we go back to funky druid
secretbranch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
secretbranch: Sub Baby? More like Dub Baby (Like a double sub baby? Eh. Kinda)
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Anaerin: The timing should be an exact factor or multiple of the movement of the blocks, which should also be a factor of the movement of each other.
Nameless_Sword: Leapof faith while it is on fire maybe?
UnknownGerm: Note the marker above the fire that's probably there to place it in the level editor
SolarBlitz1: Try skipping the second block
AdmiralMemo: @TheWanderingNomad El Goonish Shive. The fans of which have been named "Bunnies"
dtrain_67: Did you miss this Aled?
DigitalSeahorse: benginBurn benginBurn ssandWOW
MistahFixIt: @Kirkygirl - I mean that's appropriate given where we are Kappa
SolarBlitz1: ?
TheWanderingNomad: I mean...you watched the openign to this right?
coelopteryx: just kind of type in some random values and the dev goes "they'll line up eventually, probably, lmao"
drcanonball: try not doublejumping
Milambus: double jump to the end?
seth_erickson: Not gonna lie miss Draid
Alness49: This is the platforming equivilent of "Our indicators were blinking at the same time for one second"
TheMoatman: Okay so the first one is on for three and off for five
ehsteveG: So W+P's next hiatus is tomorrow, eh?
APODionysus: aaaaaand back to Hiatus?
Firnsarwen: maybe wait on the block before the fire blocks for a bit? Let them cycle, I think that's the point?
noSmokeFire: leave draid running in the background
AdmiralMemo: Graham: There was a music option in the settings, but it was off.
Solipsody: I wish CBC was doing the Decade of Draid instead of the Decade of Drake.
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Lotus_position: I think the fire is proximity triggered.
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TheSpindash: I miss punching grasshoppers to death
ElektroTal: instant respawn is so good
TheWanderingNomad: @AdmiralMemo - Ah, I am familiar with the webcomic? but have not actually read it
thebuzzstreams: @TheWanderingNomad This game somehow has an opening?
Wolfstrike_NL: go a bit earlier, like 2 seconds after first one goes on fire
sing_o_muse: @doortodoorhentaisalesman_ ayyy
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AlfoGornstein: wheelerY wheelerH
TheMoatman: The second one is on for five and off for three
Paranundrox: oh hey d2dhs
dtrain_67: New strat, jump while it's still on fire
KeirenH: Oh hey, I got a sub, thanks whoever gifted it!
MistahFixIt: My favorite version of that joke was "Door-to-Door Door Salesman" tbh
TehAmelie: really the absolute reluctance of the game to show our face is beginning to seem unnerving
TheMoatman: I think this one is bugged because the timers for the two are exact opposites of each other
Firnsarwen: @TehAmelie right??
plummeting_sloth: we totally don't have aface
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: @sing_o_muse HeyGuys
Foxmar320: Nice job
plummeting_sloth: face costs extra
Paranundrox: @mistahfixit doortodoordoordoordoor continuously kills Wheeler
cgwonder: lrrALEX_SG
Firnsarwen: Nice!!
Amadeus484: A friend of mine is making a FPS, and at this point, it is probably good W&P material. It is "programmed" in Garry's Mod.
Nameless_Sword: Got there!
AdmiralMemo: @TheWanderingNomad It's what I call "Splice of Life" comic: Daily adventures of normal people, but in a fantastic universe
Kykiwi: waitt there is a leaderboard?
bv310: lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK
the_elkae: @TehAmelie Our head looks like that all the way around maybe
TheSpindash: Quick, roll under it!
Firnsarwen: lrrALEX is boss
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: @Paranundrox What up my dude
bethjch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
bethjch: Resub on garbage day! I’m so happy
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ani_laurel: lrrHORN
lyndis_123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
lyndis_123: Oh hey, trash time
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MistahFixIt: @Paranundrox - I'll keep that in mind lrrDARK
rustenskurk: Good to see LRR sponsored this character's jersey
Firnsarwen: Go around again?
Wolfstrike_NL: around
Lucidmooselid: RaccAttack RaccAttack OH MA GUUAD WATCH AND PLAY WOOOOO NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
TheMoatman: Why do your feet turn invisible?
inkorstardust subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
inkorstardust: Been a long while since I've been on a train this long!
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gnome_friend: USE SPACE JUMP
Foxmar320: Mantle plz
Foxmar320: Why are you like this game
cuttlebranch: I'm starting to think that this is not, in fact, parkour.
Dothewhatnow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Dothewhatnow: Get on the box Shinji!
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ehsteveG: Pretend it's your families grave and VAULT
Our_oBoros: Nono, it's DER Mantel Kappa
AdmiralMemo: @inkorstardust Hey! Been a while!
aerobeing: So... this or "I wanna be the Boshy"?
TehAmelie: parkour level: Super Mario bros
SquareDotCube: Mantling, one the core elements of parkour
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Neural_Engineer: Glad to be back for Watch and Play after all this time!
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TheSpindash: y cant metroid crawl?
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Despoiler98: THICC
TheMoatman: I think the fire is actually just the size of the emitter, and the jet isn't correct
MistahFixIt: I Wanna Be The Boshy is tightly designed. This is Very NOT.
Alchemistmerlin: Do you think the first asset this person purchased was the player model?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG
Despoiler98: WELP shitters full
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Askwho: I've been so looking forward to this coming back I might stop lurking
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plummeting_sloth: thick emitter...thicmitter
cgwonder: inbox is haunted
AdmiralMemo: @inkorstardust I remember when we started the "infinitely self-sustaining bits" meme :D
redphoenixcasts: @loadingreadyrun question, is there a possibility of an “Alex-isms part 2”?
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DreamVoidMeansAss: this is an old joke
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Malacorath: my eyes are really starting to spin a little
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG feliciaFlush feliciaFlush feliciaFlush feliciaFlush lrrGARBO_SG
kassy_13: i sent something to the email too :)
MistahFixIt: Shitter's Extremely Full
A_Catastrophic_Success: The points go up the longer you are in the level. So if you want to be on top of the leaderboard, just leave it running for a couple of hours.
Solipsody: You have to give these people props for having priorities. They clearly spent twice as long sculpting the backside of this character as on the rest of the game combined.
DolGrenn: The platform on the other end of the wall lights on fire by the way
BtEtta: I fear this game has shown us everything it has.
TheMoatman: I think you might be able to jump from the emitter to the top of the double block?
SquareDotCube: And then Steam started taking out those bad games
Pywodwagon: Would you rather play this or dig for treasures in plaster
Foxmar320: Steam also has a clog of bad games that needs to be dealt with
TehAmelie: assuming they modeled the player character and didn't just buy it
kassy_13: really lmao
Malacorath: @Solipsody assuming they made it
plummeting_sloth: no no no... there could clearlybe different cubes
gnome_friend: make out with CUDE kathle3PRISM
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Saulens181: @Solipsody do you really think they made that character themselves?
frostownik: i'm a bit under the weather, and a serving of hot garbage might be exactly what i needed <3
frostownik: hi chat!
Naitoshadou: Alex gonna have a bad surprise on the other side of the tower
TheMoatman: GREAt
InquisitorGaia: this is not what we mean when we say Praise CUDE
hamdotexe: could this be the worst game he has played?
KeirenH: steam replaced greenlight with just putting your game directly onto steam for the same price
BrindleBoar: Steam has ignored shovelware for years. They could spend years trying to clean up the store and there would still be W+P fodder.
gnome_friend: hi @frostownik
ElektroTal: i'd bet money they basically bought an engine to build this game and used the premade assets
AllTheBacons: that's really sparkly fire
DigitalSeahorse: DUBE yeah! sergePride sergePride sergePride
gnome_friend: @InquisitorGaia are you sure?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Forty levels in, this game turns into Frog Fractions 3.
ContingentCat: just occationally though
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cubewatermelon?
KsenioPL: @frostownik hi
Askwho: Put it with the rest of the fire
NathanJay_GA: Is there guidance on how we should format an email if we want to make a watch and play suggestion? Like, subject line, paragraph structure, or anything else?
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT kathle3PRISM kathle3KNOT
TheMoatman: Does it buffer jumps?
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun so, they're taking a whoole bunch of stuff off of steam, apparently making an effort to clean the storefront.
Genderi: The fire has a larger hitbox than the graphic
rustenskurk: I feel like we've maybe gotten all this game has to give now
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InquisitorGaia: @gnome_friend i really dont think so
ArkhamArchivist: It could be worse, there could be lives
SacrificialToast: the front edge of that firecube has fire hitbox
TheMoatman: If you tap space in the air will it go off again like Quake?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It definitely keeps your facing.
DigitalSeahorse: #PraiseCUDE :D
couldntpickausername: lrrSPOOP_SQ
Martizz1e: the player model is the best part of the game
kimiyoribaka: $100 fee per game yes., which is still slightly more than $100 once for all your games.
Nameless_Sword: Slippy slidey cubes in space!
TheMoatman: skillz
Foxmar320: Nice!
AdmiralMemo: lrrGOAT
CosmicDuctTape: lrrLUCK
kassy_13: lrrSACK lrrSACK
TheSpindash: Man, Metroid Prime 4 wasn't what I was expecting
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
Milambus: Gotta get those quarters
Lotus_position: So I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but the camera on this damnable thing is Tomb Raider levels obsessed with the PC’s ass.
CosmicDuctTape: lrrSACK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK
Jadenim: If you touch the front face of the fire cube it kills you
Reydien: back when we hadn't figured out the language of Human-Computer-Interfaces
Dumori: We lost like 1000 games yesteray
Reydien: for games
AdmiralMemo: Wow
blip2004: 1000 game just got removed for violating Steam Tools terms of service
ContingentCat: making it harder to find W+P games isn't the worst problems
EvilBadman: @Dumori "we" No, we didn't lose anything
SAJewers: yeah, i saw that
cgwonder: @Lotus_position i keep trying to not look at the butt but i cannot not look at the butt
TehAmelie: i never sent any games so mainstream as to be on Steam. . .
LbxAni: Steam did just remove 1000 games
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the recent purge was unfortunately aimed more at people abusing 'bundles' than 'bad games'.
Mysticman89: anything behind the block?
Genderi: Wall jump tutorial
Trymantha: the ones yesterday were revmoed for publisher abuse of things like bundles farming and code farming
TheMoatman: My guess is that every tall block is supposed to be jumped around
AllTheBacons: this is why you watch the cinematic
IaCthulhuFthagn: Time to learn about the wall climb.
Dumori: EvilBadman some of them where seemingly decen't inde games
AdmiralMemo: Might be
Despoiler98: are we bricked?
Milambus: Is there a climb?
2Flower: Speaking as an indie dev thank god they’re delisting junk
MikoKisai: feels like there should be a wall jump or something
SAJewers: valve was removing over 1k games because the publishers of the games were "abusing steamworks"
TheMoatman: Even if it isn't visible
Solipsody: I think there's a mechanic the game is missing.
kumatsu: Steam has also changed their algorithm that it is now very difficult to find non-AAA games, indie devs are very up in arms
Duffadash: If only there was a bundle supplier, that gave you tons of bottom of the barrel games for as low as $1.50
Digigoner: this looks like a TRON nightmare
Foxmar320: There must be a high jump or wall jump thing
InquisitorGaia: is there a mechanic thats not programed?
BrindleBoar: isn't the game called Parkour?
ElektroTal: the parkour part, maybe?
Kejardon: I haven't see the health go below 100
Rhynerd: A few drops in the trash sea have gone missing?
KeirenH: is there a box on the far side?
Kejardon: so that's at least one mechanic probably issing
Nameless_Sword: around the other side?
BtEtta: I had a look at a list of stuff from the current purge and only noticed one "Locked-in Syndrome" that had been on Watch+Play.
MistahFixIt: Oh hey I've seen this music video
the_elkae: Controls in Options?
ehsteveG: Have you considered doing a consoles episode of W+P exploring the ps2 or 360s very large libraries?
MistahFixIt: Kappa
Alahmnat: yeah, the parkour part seems to be missing entirely so far
Duffadash: A bundle site called Bunch Keys (You're welcome Graham)
cgwonder: is that just lighting?
Ukon_vasara: yeah, im half expecting like "press M to mantle" that just was never taught to us
MikoKisai: I think it's just lighting
ContingentCat: maybe the dev thinks you can grapple but nope
Askwho: Press the fly button
IsaTheEngie: hep hep
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
APODionysus: Jump; around the tower again?
KeirenH: its becuase there isn't a block above it, the others are in shadow
thebuzzstreams: Did you try turning it off and on again?
secretbranch: the other platforms have platforms on top of them
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG
Duffadash: I did!
TehAmelie: wow, your playthrough of Locked-In Syndrome is now a rare relic
Gizmoloid: Maybe jump around the tower?
TheSpindash: No, no Alex, I don't think this developer can do something. Which is why you're playing this.
mechmagic: wall jump?
redwerewolf100: yes, give the controller to the guy with the least amount of platforming prowess.
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Genderi: So, this is a frame perfect trick
plummeting_sloth: welp, time to drap your hand across the keyboard and see what happens
TheMoatman: Can you jump around?
Askwho: Sneeky
TheMoatman: Why is it SMALLER
Naitoshadou: BTW, the creator of SPUD! and The Quivering has two other games on steam, which can only be purchased as part of a bundle @LoadingReadyRun
circusofkirkus: should have watched the whole cinematic Kappa
AdmiralMemo: Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and get down!
the_elkae: @Naitoshadou Oh dear
Laserbeaks_Fury: Computer, define the nature of the universe
underhill33: Beads?
Foxmar320: Beeeeees!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN
gnome_friend: !findquote bee
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cgwonder: beeeeeeeees
Metric_Furlong: Naitoshadou oh no
AdmiralMemo: BEEEEEEES!
ContingentCat: ooo Bees!
SnackPak_: Big mood, Alex
37calorieghost: beeeees!
AdmiralMemo: Almost!
flatluigi: that was a very good noise
Crad0k: mack daddy make you jump jump
kassy_13: that was close!
cyclopsboi: comes out in december
MistahFixIt: Damn You Baconlegs!
UnknownGerm: "Adjusted value of beeeeeees."
CosmicDuctTape: Bees?
Jadenim: Well space is known for being tiny
Duffadash: The current Bunch Keys bundle features Putin in the "cover" AND title of one game!
Astra7525: at elast you don't have limited lives
silverfur64: BEEEEES I am hyped for the bees
TheWarbo: yeah going around the left seems better?
TehAmelie: you know, i think i saw this whole game in a Quake 3 Defrag level
AdmiralMemo: Parkour and redstone stuff
mugsi_: 🐝
CleverCrumbish: They're slime blocks that don't interact with actual slime blocks I think
Grevas13: you can wall slide with them
TheMerricat: You stick to them, so you can do parkour
IsaTheEngie: quantum tick wiggly sand farms bogotterOMG
Tikosh_: You can move entities with them
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
drcanonball: soon beej comes from the door and ays: you called
Reydien: oh hey, this game is 50% off until next Tuesday. only 0.49 instead of 0.99
37calorieghost: Minecraft is so goooood
HbombAndFriends: I would’ve ragequit by now.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut elfunkChunk jamieJamjar honey
noSmokeFire: they stick to things, but not to slime blocks
Genderi: slime sticks to blocks; honey sticks to blocks; they don't stick to eachother
AdmiralMemo: Mumbo Jumbo made like a 100-block wide piston door and he was SO HAPPY
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun you know how people can do weird stuff with slime blocks? honey doesn't stick to slime blocks so you can do stuff with them side by side
plummeting_sloth: we could use that here
Lithobraker: New ways for James to fall to his death!
BtEtta: TheMerricat Donkey Kong Country did that first.
cyclopsboi: you can also keep mobs and stuff on them
PigmyWurm: they stick to stuff but not slime bloxlcks
kumatsu: that sure was word salad
silverfur64: Honey blocks do not stick to slime blocks and they have a smaller than full block hit box.
Fantusta: So I walked away for a bit and it feels like this game is exactly the same as when I left
thebuzzstreams: sergeHeart So just new ways for Serge to automate Villager killing? sergeHeart
Viewers_Like_You: So they're lube blocks?
TehAmelie: honey don't slime!
MistahFixIt: Nice recovery
cgwonder: i used to look after a 6 year old so hearing people try and explain redstone to me triggers my 'that's nice dear' pretending to understand response.
Kirkygirl: uhm what
Viewers_Like_You: A good ol' cube o' lube?
silverfur64: But, items can be carried on the top of honey blocks.
InquisitorGaia: alex just say no
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher
Foxmar320: oh ive seen that
Crad0k: go around the left instead of right?
Kraest: The stunning silence of this game is just...unsettling
Genderi: It's really good, yeah
cyclopsboi: yeah thats a quarry
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Reydien: automated paving quarry
IsaTheEngie: it's not word salad. if you set up a piston array that moves sand faster than it can fall, it can grow crops faster than a zero tick farm
Crokoking: check out scicraft - it's fascinating
Tikosh_: That is how you make a tree farm..
Kirkygirl: @kraest I'm glad someone else said it!
EricTheOrange: I thought Redstone could make all the basic logic gates. So what would honey add, make them more compact?
plummeting_sloth: I love late 19th century minecraft capitalism
TheMoatman: Next step: Von Neuminecraft proes
IaCthulhuFthagn: Even better than duping TNT, there was a great glitch that turned any block, including bedrock, into lit TNT.
flatluigi: ask serge about his killing machines
Too_Many_Knives: Factorio
TheMoatman: *Probes
space_turbulence: oh good, mountain stripping and fracking
Grevas13: if you want an ecological disaster, there are mods for that.
DoctorOfBeard: sounds like factorio
MistahFixIt: lrrGARBO
Kykiwi: garbage you say
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrALEX_SG
orbitaltuna: there's a tunnel digger using tnt dupe glitch and laying an ice road behind it
HbombAndFriends: Almost had the save
gnome_friend: If you want an ecological disaster, just bring Serge along
IsaTheEngie: faster than zero tick = quantum tick. wiggly sand because the sand looks like it wiggles!
TehAmelie: i actually always wanted to build an Eve Online sort of ship in Minecraft and mine from the air
AdmiralMemo: @EricTheOrange Nothing regarding the gates. It compacted moving-block designs
cgwonder: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG
Despoiler98: hahahah
KeirenH: heavily modded minecraft always turns into industrialisation
Kykiwi: OH NO
GDwarf: Wait
HbombAndFriends: Alex, you’re a better man than me
the_elkae: OMG
TheWarbo: what
Laserbeaks_Fury: UNITY CHAN!
swaggytaco: better music
Askwho: Triptic
sheer_falacy: That Hair
GDwarf: It's her
dtrain_67: No
sethtriggs: Oh wowwwwwwwww
Malacorath: unity-chan!!!
ClodiumSoride: Is that Unity-chan?
BrindleBoar: but it's got an anime grill
Alahmnat: "we've industrialized ruining Minecraft"
dtrain_67: no
kassy_13: so looooud
Elfowlgirl46: IT'S UNITY-CHAN
the_elkae: It's her!
plummeting_sloth: Oh, this laddy!
Kramburger: OH THIS FRIEND
Grevas13: is this ouur friend unity chan?
Nigouki: yay, weeb stuff!
jadedcynic: WHAT?!?!?
sethtriggs: UNITY CHAN
monakai: Is that the fox girl?
SnackPak_: Graham!
mugsi_: 1000x BETTER
ContingentCat: I didn't even think that was modded, I thought Alex was talking about a mob farm like serge's F
37calorieghost: Unity lady
the_elkae: Unity-Chan
SalmirAeon: Unity-chan
Alahmnat: oh noooo
edgehead_: she's back
Earthenone: Hair
ReynardWrecca: Wait, we KNOW her!
tidehollowcat: UNITY CHAN
Aurelius101: IT'S UNITY-CHAN
IaCthulhuFthagn: Louder!
GDwarf: We've seen this main character before!
EricTheOrange: oh hey it's unity chan
croisvoix1: It's unity chan!
ChakatLunar: UNITY-CHAN
Kykiwi: unity chan
BtEtta: We've seen this model before...
Diabore: i recognize her!
InkyGhoast: :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO_SG
Erudite_Cynic: unity chan goes jumping
the_elkae: Is it the gigant?
LessSkunksThanEstimated: if you mod minecraft enough, you get factorio
Vanbael: unity chan!!
jadedcynic removes headpones
MistahFixIt: MAHP?
Kirkygirl: that's better.
Askwho: Mawp
Reydien: it's the previous game, but Anime!
Our_oBoros: Unity-Chan, yay?
plummeting_sloth: please try and pick up everything
sethtriggs: Oh that music with that DX-7 Electric Piano!
TheMoatman: The really fun thing is that there are two different things (at least) called "von Neumann machines" - the most common computer architecture in use and the self replicating robots
kassy_13: how does it go so low
CaptainSpam: Oh god it's Unity-Chan again.
muondecay: MAWP
kassy_13: unity-chan!!!
Solipsody: Will Gigant Zombie be appearing too? Get the band back together?
Boi_Ginny: Unity Chan! I missed you!
37calorieghost: stock unity character
Foxmar320: Can we stick a sign to her head again
CleverCrumbish: There's a server where a bunch of people use that kind of thing to destroy the environment all over because the thing they ACTUALLY want to build is so CPU-intensive it will crash the server if there are more than the minimum number of blocks elsewhere.
couldntpickausername: so the volume is either full blast or none
AdmiralMemo: @EricTheOrange Less "redstone as programming" and more "redstone piston functions"
TheSpindash: When in doubt, Unity-Chan is protagonist
ElektroTal: what
kusinohki: do we still have teh 3dogs = 1dog?
DigitalSeahorse: there's wind :O
Leaf4d: gotta love those default unity ui
Rhynerd: lrrGARBO_HF lrrGARBO
the_elkae: Is she better animated?
gnome_friend: F
Alness49: Unity-Chan! The Garbage Waifu for Garbage Games!
Rhynerd: Back and forth, forever.
Genderi: I just saw an instruction that started with "You can press right click by.."
AdmiralMemo: Oh neat
ChakatLunar: Her hair is having a time right now XD
MistahFixIt: This is Strictly Worse Gravity Rush
IsaTheEngie: @clevercrumbish Scicraft?
bv310: Neat!
Foxmar320: omg its just a Gravity Rush clone
Kykiwi: mantleing!
TheSpindash: OH MY GOD
circusofkirkus: uh
AdmiralMemo: Wow
IaCthulhuFthagn: To press the F key... press the F key.
rustenskurk: Actually cool mechanic
plasmaparados: What? A me affect
croisvoix1: Great
CleverCrumbish: @IsaTheEngie Yeah
TehAmelie: hmm Alex i seem to remember you had some thoughts about mazes in videogames
mugsi_: lmao
Distrei: whelp
SandwichKed: With thong.
GDwarf: This...this *is* just Gravity Rush. Now, Gravity Rush is an amazing game, and this...isn't.
croisvoix1: Just great
EricTheOrange: I mean that's 1 more mechanic than the last game
MikoKisai: good animation
Mangledpixel: butt!
TheSpindash: Game design shocks everyone
frustbox: welp
ReynardWrecca: No smear frames for THAT booty.
sethtriggs: Is this pantsu?
bv310: Oh good, it has a specific ass-frame
Shirts_: TOS?
flatluigi: 'all of her parts'
AdmiralMemo: ALL of her parts
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
HbombAndFriends: lrrALEX_SG
Tikosh_: change game?
monakai: Video Games!
Aurelius101: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
DigitalSeahorse: jamiePants pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty pegaBooty_HF pegaBooty_HF pegaBooty_HF
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That panty shot though.. I can work with this
Aenir798: Why doesn't her hair acknowledge the new gravity?
Frankenfruity: SOFT BUTT
atrociouslyambisinister: Very necessary animation
hwdesperado: Is this Unity-Tan?
CaptainSpam: Well, she can mantle, so that's better than the previous game about parkour...
MagicWarluck: That's...inappropriate. Please peovide more.
HbombAndFriends: lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_SG
space_turbulence: videogames where a mistake
cyclopsboi: at least there is mantling
the_elkae: Isn't this supposed to summon Beej?
Shirts_: this is my new favorite emote Combo
TehAmelie: hey, mantling
ForOhForError: well there's the plasma effect
TehAmelie: only in the wrong game
IaCthulhuFthagn: This makes me want to play Miegakure.
cgwonder: fucken wimdy
Askwho: Are those blocks of ice? so slippery
Lord_ZYRK: Is this where waifus go when they die :O
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR loaded6Teehee
OldMan_PJ: Her hair has more animations than she does
MikoKisai: would you rather she *didn't* wear underwear?!
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty lrrALEX_SG pegaBooty_HF
Iraeda: looks more like shorts
plummeting_sloth: man, I love FEZ
Aarek: I'm pretty sure this is just the unitychan model
ElektroTal: this is nauseating
KeirenH: if the animation ran at 5x speed it might be an alright mantle, rather than insufferable
frustbox: great camera
TheSpindash: That falling hair, yo
sethtriggs: Press F to change graviry
AdmiralMemo: Now I'm having flashbacks to Neko-kun
TehAmelie: i would rather she wear pants
ElektroTal: and her fucking hair
couldntpickausername: I'm rather amused by the hair
Genderi: This almost looks cool
CleverCrumbish: Has Gameplay
37calorieghost: I've played browser games like this
Zanzabar_: if gravity is changed why isnt her hair following those rules?
Creature_Comforts: Oh, hey. It's this model.
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: I liked this mechanic in "And Yet It Moves"
ReynardWrecca: This definitely contains an amount of level design.
TheWarbo: that sure is a wall of tet that we didn't read
Foxmar320: Yay
EricTheOrange: lrrSLOTH_SG
AdmiralMemo: Dangit!
Rhynerd: @zanzabar_ Gravity Rush logic?
sethtriggs: Her skirt is at a different framerate
hwdesperado: It IS Unity-chan!
TheWanderingNomad: @Zanzabar_ - the same reason it doesn't affect her skirt?
atrociouslyambisinister: her hair respects no gravity that I can see
drcanonball: look up
circusofkirkus: what
TheMoatman: I feel like we should be able to reach at least one sub ocean here
GDwarf: Right-click tells you if you can change gravity and still land on something solid or not
ElektroTal: i mean, it would be
OmnipotentTrevor: This level design and puzzle mechanic is taken straight from Gravity Rush. That was a fun game
GDwarf: That's actually a nice mechanic
kimiyoribaka: Oh, wow. The arrows even tried to tell you what to do, just not coherently.
TehAmelie: i'll point out Unity-chan doesn't have any agency in dressing herself. those clothes are the designer's choice
cgwonder: apparently not
AdmiralMemo: Maybe walk and change?
Askwho: look up
GDwarf: And yeah, this *entire game* is based off of a single level in Gravity Rush
bv310: Graham, I assure you that says it would be AN useful magic
bv310: Solid Fist of Havoc there
Dared00: This reminds me of Kula World on PSX
Shirts_: ok thats kinda neat
Kykiwi: ok this is akind of neat
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ChakatLunar: Actual gameplay surprises everyone
Wolfstrike_NL: this is pretty ok
plummeting_sloth: good ol weeb FEZ
Foxmar320: I don't hate it but its not good
Solipsody: They did at least steal a good idea.
the_elkae: Fucking cubes?
pixelsatdawngaming: This is too good. Next trash game please
Dumori: C U B E!
mugsi_: how they're showing what to you, Graham?
SalmirAeon: reminds me of that game on PS1 with the beach ball
korvys: This is like, a gamecube game
Reydien: this is a decent tech test
gnome_friend: Let's FUCK some CUDE kathle3PRISM
frustbox: the camera is awful
SandwichKed: Little less grip please, Graham.
cgwonder: by thw ay
Dared00: @salmiraeon Kula World!
mugsi_: Im jk it was regarding the character xD
TheMoatman: The camera will never be fixed
plummeting_sloth: the tense on these hints is interesting
GDwarf: Gravity Rush spent a lot of work on its camera and still ended up disorienting at times. This game is...not on GR's level
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride sergePride sergePride sergeHolyMoly benginChaos slytqBweh
Kykiwi: ded
Wolfstrike_NL: Cruel
MistahFixIt: RIP
TheWarbo: F
AdmiralMemo: Yep
Reydien: YOU DIED
pixelsatdawngaming: Murdered
Kirkygirl: whoa!
blip2004: YOU DIED
ChakatLunar: Welp
ehsteveG: We Prince of Persia now
Genderi: they were spikes!
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
accountmadeforants: Brutal
electroswagnetism: F in chat for Unity-chan
KeirenH: oof
cyanMu42: slytqRIP slytqRIP
ReynardWrecca: They were VERY spikes.
pixelsatdawngaming: Murdered to death
circusofkirkus: F
gnome_friend: F
adamjford: extremely tonally matched
AdmiralMemo: u iz ded
TheMoatman: That definitely should have had the GTA "WASTED" on the screen
NarishmaReborn: for science
CaptainSpam: Wow. Surprised we didn't see blood spurting out of her.
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher lrrSPOOP_SG shigiSurprise
AtomicAlchemical: What? Animation?! In my Watch+Play?
the_elkae: Is NASA aware of this use of their photography?
Karfsma778: Functional but headache-inducing
Shirts_: like if this looked a bit better and had some work put into it it could have been ok
Kirkygirl: So it's not a bad game design, but....eeeehhh.
ForOhForError: oh no
MistahFixIt: Oh no
cgwonder: yessss
AdmiralMemo: Oh no
BrindleBoar: OH NO
ehsteveG: It's true
Askwho: Gotta go fast
Crad0k: it's not a bad concept, but it needs work... lots of work
MistahFixIt: Uh Oh
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBooty lrrALEX_SG pegaBooty_HF
Amadeus484: Oh god...
plummeting_sloth: Z O O R A C E
RomanGoro: If anyone wants a good "changing gravity" game, there's Manifold Garden
flatluigi: aw it's not garfield kart
DerDrongo: race me hannah
mugsi_: this is a jam
riking27: US Gov work has no copyright in US @the_elkae
croisvoix1: Wait this sounds like the Mad Combat Marines music
ReynardWrecca: Let's get the beat going.
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
IaCthulhuFthagn: Better or worse than Big Rigs?
cgwonder: beep
kassy_13: yessss more racing games!!!
frustbox: decent idea. might be a solid concept … just the execution and look of it
gnome_friend: !findquote race me
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swaggytaco: this game looks sweet
AdmiralMemo: Hectic Highways
Styxseus: Wait SPRINT?
TheMoatman: There was definitely a split second where I thought Graham was going to say "racist games"
underhill33: beep bep
DruthersHaver: der fonkybeatz
6000j: Zoo Race is an actually good game though i probably have like 100 hours in it lmao
accountmadeforants: I like these bops, though
cgwonder: wat
electroswagnetism: Country rooooooooads
cgwonder: F
Kirkygirl: uhm
circusofkirkus: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop pegaBop pegaBop pegaBop
NightValien28: good start
AdmiralMemo: How do you SPRINT in a VEHICLE?!
Distrei: Graham why.
ReynardWrecca: PARDON?
rybackgaming: last racing game we had was... Weed Racer?
SleepyDeveloper: dead in under a second
cyclopsboi: oh i didnt know it was road quest time
flatluigi: bonk
Solipsody: What?
the_elkae: @riking27 and shame is without limits too :D
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Astra7525: oh it IS aping clustertruck
Styxseus: Why is there a button for SPRINTING with the car? xD
maxlethebeast: So it
frustbox: it's clustertruck?
LarkSachrosis: notlikethis.meme
AdmiralMemo: Oh wait, it's not even racing
IaCthulhuFthagn: Get your "YOU'RE WINNER !" ready chat Keepo
flatluigi: man clustertruck is such a better game than this
TheMoatman: This does sound a bit like bittersweet symphony
Styxseus: Oh nvm, I see
Malacorath: lrrALEX_TK new emote
KeirenH: oh, its literally just clustertruck, but without the titular clustertruck
TemporallyAwry: lrrGARBO_SG well then.
TheMoatman: Like, low-rent bittersweet symphonty
the_elkae: No one wants to be associated with this
Mysticman89: big oof jumps
GDwarf: Cluster Truck, only bad
DigitalSeahorse: hello, Wilhelm
AdmiralMemo: @TheMoatman House of 1000 Trucks
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP_TK
space_turbulence: i really thought you were a car
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Crad0k: g, you lied to alex, this is just a platform game again
Genderi: you're about to fail your objective!
constablecrab: uwuuuuu
ForOhForError: generally you try to make movement feel... good, right?
MikoKisai: I think you can just stay on the left?
Askwho: Truster Cluck
Jadenim: Why are they army Landrovers?
Styxseus: I also thought you where a car :D
electroswagnetism: I keep expecting the strings to transition into bittersweet symphony
Alahmnat: wow this is miserable
pixelsatdawngaming: I feel like the telephone company needs to address those low hanging cables
MT_Storm: ClusterTruck but worse in every possible way
Creature_Comforts: I've seen these models somewhere before.
maxlethebeast: It's clustertruck but with seemingly worse platforming.
constablecrab: Who built this road??
drcanonball: so you slow down the car you are on
circusofkirkus: remember sprint?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG w lrrCIRCLE_SG
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Foxmar320: Yeah that was real bad time for that
LarkSachrosis: Oh, you're *on* the car!
DigitalSeahorse: killed by tutorial :P
LarkSachrosis: I thought you *were* the car.
KeirenH: its clusterturck, without the bits that made it interesting
cyclopsboi: the sprint also affects the car i think
DigitalSeahorse: you was helped to death
cgwonder: the cars keep changing speeds
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Mod your legs.
Rhynerd: Does the game only give the tutorial mid-air?
LysanderZephyr: Basically an old school Megaman game
weff47: yeah, the cars are driving along the lane separating lines
Alness49: Strictly Worse Clustertruck
ForOhForError: that's prolly good advice here lrrbot
Askwho: This look incredibly frustrating
KeirenH: the sprint changes the fov by too much
MikoKisai: not that quickly
Askwho: look*
TheMoatman: The music is pretty good at least
Askwho: Looks*
pixelsatdawngaming: Maybe he should just get in the jeep
Genderi: powerlines doen't seem to do anything?
MistahFixIt: lrrSACK
AdmiralMemo: lrrSACK
ElektroTal: its kind of a neat gimmick?
TheSpindash: Man, look at all that wind power they're making though
AdmiralMemo: lrrALEX_SG
ElektroTal: also, not a sitar
BleedingToast: does this game have twitch integration ?
IsaTheEngie: pretty sure part of this is stock music
plummeting_sloth: hell yeah fresh tunes
cgwonder: uuurrrgh
ElektroTal: this is an 'oud
Styxseus: Uuuuhg
mtvcdm: ugh....
Erudite_Cynic: oud solo
sethtriggs: Pyramids + Sitar!
CleverCrumbish: Go... left?
Foxmar320: I was just getting into the music
electroswagnetism: AAAaaaagh
sethtriggs: Or oud
TheMoatman: I just want to listen to the music, tbh
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrGARBO_SG ninten48ButtMuncher
cgwonder: super. truck.
Noodles_15: SUPER
constablecrab: I think it's an oud?
MistahFixIt: SUPER. TRUCK.
AdmiralMemo: @BleedingToast I wish!
Noodles_15: TRUCK
TheWooglie: ClusterTruck has the best name as well
MistahFixIt: Trucks Move When You Move
Despoiler98: Jacob just played Cluster Truck last night on his stream
Astra7525: wait...
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cgwonder: superhot is also pretty good
benv0li0: Super Truck is incredible
AdmiralMemo: SUPER. lrrEFF .
TheMoatman: It's the most innovate platformer I've played in years
TehAmelie: Supertruck is actually a mode you can unlock in Clustertruck now.
cgwonder: the vr version is un
Zanzabar_: super truck is free if i remember correctly
cgwonder: fun
Genderi: This is just a flash racing game with shitty controls
Anaerin: Super Truck was a free demo version. Cluster Truck has the "Super Truck" as an unlockable option.
Leaf4d: listen here truckle nuts
NovaTiempo: Major Deja Vu. I swear you were talking to Shivam last time on supertruck?
Crad0k: the most innovative... wait, what?
SandwichKed: !game
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MistahFixIt: @TehAmelie - RAD.
KeirenH: you can also turn on supertruck mode in the full game
Rhynerd: There’s also a Super Truck mode in Cluster Truck.
ElektroTal: this is in some kind of weird egypt, so it fits they'd have arabic instruments. the music is pretty good!
Genderi: Like, this is a 2d game with controls of left and right
accountmadeforants: Clustertruck went from a funny gif of someone playing with Unity, to a proper amazing game because yeah, that's an awesome concept.
plummeting_sloth: or maybe make the vehicles a bit sticky
Astra7525: Wasn't Superhot first, then they made a parody of that with SuperTruck and then released it as a standalone game, called ClusterTruck ?
TheSpindash: XD If someone didn't erect a stop sign in the middle of power lines, you'd be able to jump over them
AdmiralMemo: @SandwichKed It's called "Hectic Highways"
thalynos: oh hey, cluster truck is on steam sale.
Reecer6: Why are the trucks driving directly on the midlines?
space_turbulence: i bate that you have to click a button to respawn instead of just hit spacebar or something
thebuzzstreams: Next update, gives him a shadow in the form of Legally Distinct Not Shadow The Hedgehog
Anaerin: Does sprinting on the car speed up the car?
Solipsody: You spend about half your time playing this looking at that skull. I feel like they could have put more effort into it.
IsaTheEngie: third person would need a character model!
space_turbulence: *hate
TheMoatman: I think the sprint speeds up after you've been in the air for a while
ForOhForError: what
cgwonder: awww yes
Foxmar320: oh here we go
accountmadeforants: BOPS
IsaTheEngie: yo
underhill33: banger alert
TheMoatman: This music owns
Despoiler98: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
IsaTheEngie: 🔥🔥
cyclopsboi: damn that was the drop
Foxmar320: :D
sheer_falacy: music actually good
wench_tacular: you had to say it
electroswagnetism: Uh oh banger alert!
ElektroTal: ok, this groove is legit good
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MistahFixIt: we bopped right into the highway
TheWarbo: alex i was enjoying the music
Omthebox: This rhythm game is hard.
offbeatwitch: they were like "oh yeah we can make clustertruck" without realising how much effort Landfall put into tuning the controls so it FEELS GOOD TO PLAY
snowcookies: what is this track?
Alchemistmerlin: iamnarBanger
cuttlebranch: So many of these games have surprisingly good soundtracks.
DigitalSeahorse: pegaBop pegaBop pegaBop
SalmirAeon: record scratch
atrociouslyambisinister: AYAYAYAYYYYY
TheWanderingNomad: You messed up the groove Alex, out the window you go
plummeting_sloth: can we turn on invicability just so we can get those jams
AdmiralMemo: Alex you dingbat! We were enjoying that! Kappa
thebuzzstreams: Can we get this track on Brave New Faves?
constablecrab: At least Death has a jaunty hat
Alahmnat: I've seen this crapshot
cyclopsboi: watch and play rhythm game edition
Wodar9: The music legit makes me want Alex to finish the level
accountmadeforants: I mean, the music is the REWARD for gitting gud
Anaerin: Don't you see, Graham, the music is the reward for doing well.
6000j: at least the restarting music isn't guy rock
TheMoatman: I get it, though. Can you imagine if you started the level right when the drop hit? No thanks
Anaerin: damnit, accountmadeforants...
AdmiralMemo: lrrSACK
Master_Gunner: is this just... bad Clustertruck?
cgwonder: are there credits? i wanna know where to find that music!
Solipsody: Is this supposed to be a rhythm game?
Dared00: @cyclopsboi well, there's that Chopin game...
Saulens181: yep
TehAmelie: i watched Jacob stream Clustertruck yesterday, and this is not Clustertruck
Styxseus: Then again, that means the music IS working as an incentive to progress, at least :D
Mangledpixel: Master_Gunner nailed it in one
Duckiedale594: this is the same music problem as that game with the airplanes
couldntpickausername: music restarts each time "anyways here's wonderwall"
snowcookies: yeah same
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Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
TheMoatman: Can you just look straight down?
Naarius: That's a mood
plummeting_sloth: he has a bowel boosted jump
Wodar9: NO! the music!
ElektroTal: i'm super here for IDM oud
TheMoatman: And still go forward?
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk
sheer_falacy: maybe you can pause?
amythist: wonder if they would ever try any of Yahtzee's Dev Diary games
sheer_falacy: and just listen to the music?
Kirkygirl: control alt delete?
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kassy_13: loudddd
muondecay: MAWP
Gizmoloid: So... somebody questioned who builds roads like this. Here's a road with posts in the middle: https://twitter.com/Sandy_mustache/status/1196314594337144832?s=20
sethtriggs: LOL
Kirkygirl: WOW
kusinohki: MAWP!
TheWanderingNomad: Just a WALL of sound
MistahFixIt: Cluster Truck is available as part of the XBox Game Pass For PC, in case ya'll want like, a Not-Shit version of that last game
pixelsatdawngaming: |m|
Insaif: Yikes, that was loud.
AdmiralMemo: NASH RACING!
EvilBadman: Nash Racing? Don't blow a quad!
ehsteveG: Look at the adjective! RACE.
plummeting_sloth: hell yeah generic 90's butt rock!
the_elkae: RIP
TheSpindash: Intro Designed By Powerpoint
atrociouslyambisinister: is it just me or is the music just genuinely really similar to Awaken from JJBA?
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousShook ferociousShook ferociousShook
TehAmelie: is this gonna be like Super Mario Cars?
Kirkygirl: rip headphone users.
ElektroTal: \m/
PunkRockZoologist: Rad
cgwonder: abrupt
evilspoons983: Nash Bridges Racing
sethtriggs: dat MIDI sound
Drew_64: 90s gaming advert right there
IaCthulhuFthagn: The fonts!
Naarius: This intro was made in Microsoft Movie Maker
accountmadeforants: This is gonna be the best game, by sheer LOUDNESS
TheTekkieman: Uh, that Battletoads music.
constablecrab: amytfaCheetscream amytfaCheetscream amytfaCheetscream
Alahmnat: roflmao
riking27: windows movie maker
underhill33: I feel like I'm in 2004
Mysticman89: standart
TheWarbo: rayfkSanic
kenkopin: I've seen this one before :)
Aarek: carbon!
KeirenH: it is at least 2 inches in the ground
godort: Standart
Kirkygirl: red means more dakka!
gnome_friend: "Standarrt"
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ForOhForError: was that intentionally being a windows movie maker intro or just totally obliviously?
electroswagnetism: ah yes, standart
DruthersHaver: Standart
kenkopin: It's really bad.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you make the car have flames? Flames make it faster?
cgwonder: this is just like need for speed. no difference.
ehsteveG: You can do matte black PogChamp
cuttlebranch: Directly into the fashion game. Excellent.
Karfsma778: why do you pain each piece seperately
plummeting_sloth: here in Nash racing, each and every car is actually owned by Steve Nash
AdmiralMemo: "quotes" "for" "emphasis"
PunkRockZoologist: nah, you need the carbon fibre bonnet
pixelsatdawngaming: Oh, unity default fonts. Never a good sign
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you have to paint each individual piece?
Askwho: is this a mobile game port?
Rhynerd: Can we monster factory a car?
cgwonder: graphite
Vanbael: everything carbon
TehAmelie: and now make it. . .altered carbon
KeirenH: standart
APODionysus: Optimus is that you?
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, NFS Underground
korvys: Someone played a lot f Need For Speed Underground
atrociouslyambisinister: stand A R T
Nyx_fire: oh goddess why does each piece have it
croisvoix1: Do I spy the words open world in the corner?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Nyx_fire: it's own color settings
aerobeing: @AdmiralMemo " LUL "
accountmadeforants: Make everything lime green, as you do
Astra7525: Stand Art
gnome_friend: I stan dart lrrBEEJ
TheMoatman: I know Jojo's fans who make stand art
korvys: @accountmadeforants High five
Milambus: Is that a JoJo refernce?
monakai: Red is red, green is green, blue is...white.
TehAmelie: My Summer Car is already better than this
Dared00: wait, it's just Mitsubishi Lancer
Solipsody: With this degree of "character" customization, I assume the racing part will be flawless.
DruthersHaver: can you make a PT Cruiser?
rybackgaming: Latino Heat
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHeart
IaCthulhuFthagn: Is this Harry Dresden's car?
LilSenwolf: what is this
Amadeus484: Anyways, gotta cook dinner and prepare for round 2 of Thanksgiving cooking. Have a good one, and catch you on the VoD!
Astra7525: oh no
SleepyDeveloper: is primer a color? then that would match the ones where I live
TheSpindash: Surprise, you also ride on the roof in this game!
sheer_falacy: all of that effort in the car customization UI, and then this
Dared00: it was VW Polo, I think
Asenath_Darque: hey nice port-a-potties
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Clench_Eastwood: is this the nitrous button?
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Astra7525: Haven't we seen this game before?
rybackgaming: we Eddie Guerrero car now.
accountmadeforants: korvys seabatTROG /
ContingentCat: oh no
mugsi_: that's kind of amazing
croisvoix1: IaCthulhuFthagn Honestly not ugly enough
noisyblizzard: actually spelled correctly... in german
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:00.
sethtriggs: You know, the way this looks, I wonder if we're going to see those "TruLine" containers somewhere
ForOhForError: so the car builder was like *definitely* a store asset, right?
Dared00: oh, there was Golf as well
plummeting_sloth: what the hell kinda of shit ass course is this?
pixelsatdawngaming: JUPITER GRAVITY ENABLE
gnome_friend: Wait, @Askwho is back?
sethtriggs: it's very SurvivalDriverish
gnome_friend: OH NO
cgwonder: of course askwho has a picture....
TheMoatman: HOW, ASKWHO?
kimiyoribaka: suddenly destruction derby?
TheMoatman: Every time
Alahmnat: hang on, haven't we been on this map as an FPS before?
EldarLuin: Wow. I'm getting Win95 Hover flashbacks!
Insaif: Hey! @Askwho Glad to see you and your image searching wizardry sticking around after DB.
MikoKisai: even the AI seems to have trouble controlling
swaggytaco: even the npcs are getting in wrecks
Karfsma778: oh good it tracks damage
mtvcdm: Nobody in this game has any idea how to drive including us
PhoenixMelior: askwho is incredibly good at this
Unas84: bravo bravo!
Anaerin: How... exactly... DOES a Donkey control?
TheWanderingNomad: Ba-DUMP-tish
cgwonder: graham summoned the elder god AskWho
sethtriggs: OH! That Start gate! That's an asset used in Accidental Runner!
Kramburger: Golf Claps for Joe
Styxseus: Those are some tough boxes
Rockario: he sound makes me think all of these cars are stuck in 1st gear
IaCthulhuFthagn: Gotta love when even the AI can't handle the controls.
Aarek: those crates are SOLID
evilspoons983: the Golf Harlequin was based on a regular Golf GL, not a GTI
Kirkygirl: AskWho is a wizard. Just saying.
NovaTiempo: !updog
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APODionysus: AskWho has returned! The End is Nigh!
cgwonder: i kinda love the look of that golf tbh
Askwho: Only a wizard on my mother side
TheWarbo: wait in the top right it says "Open World"?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Genderi: You can do more laps if you want
cgwonder: BOUNCY
APODionysus: OK
Simonark: Gant Gant?
TheWanderingNomad: Are we just in bumper cars?
TheMoatman: Wow look at the car yoou hit
TehAmelie: that car got distorted
aerobeing: Mismatched assery.
coelopteryx: mismatched-assetry is a good term
sethtriggs: I definitely saw that start gate before in Accidental Runner, that other bit of shovelware from way back.
frustbox: LUL
Lucidmooselid: i got that little rave clipped
NightValien28: gant gant gant gant
APODionysus: We are SO bouncy we can DEFINITELY sub ocean
plummeting_sloth: oh man, the damage modeling is not greath
AdmiralMemo: I swear that AskWho is just a bot who is the algorithm for Google Image Search
sheer_falacy: these drivers are so good
IaCthulhuFthagn: The car turned liquid!
ElektroTal: this is like a 1970s era slot car racer
MikoKisai: I'm surprised it *has* a damage model, tbh
pixelsatdawngaming: A damage model? Wtf
EldarLuin: This game is a special type of special
Malacorath: this is tragic
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kassy_13: i know a game like this lmao
KeirenH: clearly made by somebody who likes cars, so they bought good car models and engine sounds, and nothing else
DigitalSeahorse: :D
TheMoatman: I think it's the physics
SquareDotCube: we're slowly being liquiefied
Duckiedale594: the starting horn is almost exactly the first note of the myst theme
sethtriggs: Terra Lunka used some of these assets too I am certain
Anaerin: Artificial "Intelligence"
sheer_falacy: that's some incredible rubber banding AI, right?
cgwonder: what the f are these 'car' sounds??
Mysticman89: coding AI also as hard as coding game
maxlethebeast: These sound like RC cars.
electroswagnetism: This game is like 25% done at best
Rhynerd: This game feels like it would make a better demolition derby
evilspoons983: there were only 264 of them in North America
IaCthulhuFthagn: They are all meeeeltiiing!
Kramburger: Honestly the worst part is that the bitumen road is SHINY
TheMoatman: Look at the understeer on these things
aerobeing: KeirenH, didn't have any money left for anything else.
tsialikamala: This IS a Tero Lunkka game :-D
Asenath_Darque: and castles?
plummeting_sloth: tjis is a mario kart 64 level
PunkRockZoologist: This is dire
Milambus: Lets go to the City
couldntpickausername: Assets of Unusual Size, A.O.U.S.
TheMoatman: It's like a dirt race
Styxseus: Toot
Solipsody: I like the car deformation?
flatluigi: cybertruck
cuttlebranch: But can you launch into space hard enough to escape?
sethtriggs: Those TruLine containers have to show up here at some point
riking27: cheating?? you moved before the lap count
Viewers_Like_You: Or a Cybertruck
Astra7525: Are the countdown noises just car horns?
rybackgaming: is this the city from Sonic '06?
pixelsatdawngaming: Well, I guess I can trade in Mario Kart now
Genderi: I assume LAP COUNT IN RACE means you can do multple laps before the race is over
cgwonder: almost a perfect drift
Alness49: "Every day you run the risk of a car plowing into your living room, but rent's... reasonable"
EvilBadman: This looks like the CYBERTRUCK's natural habitat
ForOhForError: ironically cybertruck would fit perfectly here
Lucidmooselid: Is this need for speed undergone surgery
Skajetolaf: It some how reminds me of Carmageddon
Askwho: Genius level AI
sethtriggs: Sonic 06's city was way prettier than this.
Asenath_Darque: your car is as high as the first story of those buildings.
Alahmnat: I'm like 90% certain this person made a tank game that we've played before
flatluigi: do you have a handbrake?
BrindleBoar: Speed for Need.
Anaerin: Also, why do you have to drive over medians in the middle of the road.
mtvcdm: I don't think this person knows how to model racetracks with corners other than 90-degrees.
Malacorath: the worst thing? i have played racers that have worse handling
TheMoatman: Yeah like holy crap what is that understeer
cgwonder: it sounds like a swarm of extremely angry wasps
SquareDotCube: all torque, no traction action
JohnLockeCole: Going very slow might just be *the play* for this game
TheSpindash: If you drift long enough, you'll get a power boost!
APODionysus: What happens if you clikc Open World
khawl: it upsets me greatly that my fellow Finns seem to be responsible for this abomination
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck ninten48Snifit lrrCIRCLE_SG ssandSPOOKED pegaPride racey
Nigouki: i like how the steering is only implied instead of implemented
Aarek: dedicated HONK button!
Simonark: The cars come in versions other than "Made of mercury "?
RomanGoro: There's not a chance this developer figured out rubberbanding
TheMoatman: Ebrake is A
smartguyc1089: There's a HORN BUTTON
Ukon_vasara: what if its adequate AI, they just suffering the same as any person would with these controls Wowee
BrindleBoar: orbit sounds real bad
34Witches: There's a horn!
plummeting_sloth: I assume the rest of the racers are also stuck in 1st
TheMoatman: That might get you to turn better
gnome_friend: Are we in Las Vegas?
riking27: why is open world red?
gnome_friend: Time to go to Tuscon!
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk kristikHonk PrideLesbian PrideFlag PrideBisexual PrideTrans PridePan PrideAsexual
InkyGhoast: but what about your lineage of jets
Alahmnat: I'm terrified of what "open world" does
tsialikamala: @khawl One Finn. One very weird Finn
sethtriggs: Nice start gate, clipped by and blocked by trees
Foxmar320: Yo!
cgwonder: flawless
KeirenH: its drift physics, just angle your car in 30 degrees further in than you want to turn
cuttlebranch: We Burnout now
kevenwith2es: Why does Canyons have a better city than the City level?
Lucidmooselid: MEED FROR SPREED PorscheWIN PorscheWIN PorscheWIN
ContingentCat: sha sha sha
aerobeing: @Ukon_vasara What if it's the "AI" they showed in the Black Mirror Christmas episode?
DigitalSeahorse: vileolGood vileolHi_SG
DoodlestheGreat: PRO STRATS
Alness49: Gas GAS!
Anaerin: Grip? Where we're going, we don't have... grip...
Nameless_Sword: what precision
ehsteveG: So we're doing this for 24 hours, right? Kappa
sethtriggs: This is like driving a brick isn't it
Asenath_Darque: yaaa
NimrodXIV: the car looks like it's on a green screen
croisvoix1: wheelerHub
TheSpindash: Super Magneto Racing
rybackgaming: 'scuse me, pardon me, thank you sir
Genderi: Ooh that was actual intersection!
SleepyDeveloper: NFS 0.1
flatluigi: can you drift with the spacebar handbrake
Asenath_Darque: @ehsteveg lmao
plummeting_sloth: I don't think the other AI knows how to drive outside you running into them
Askwho: Are your wheels made of taffy?
ContingentCat: but only a little
cgwonder: classic drift technique- overshoot and bounce off the walls
korvys: What are they using to pave the road? Bacon grease?
Malacorath: Graham, this could be worse, have you ever played XGRA, it makes this look refined
BlandSpice: I don't want to imagine this game's implementation of manual without the gauge
TheMoatman: There's no real penalty for hitting the walls, you might be able to use them to turn
Ukon_vasara: eventually imma have to give netflix another shot so i can get these black mirror references and what not
TheMoatman: Nope
Leaf4d: have you seen need for 1^1000 speed?
Astra7525: The motor sound is just background noise
CodeGorilla: Love how everything is apparently made of straight-up steel/cement/etc.
KeirenH: @flatluigi I think your handbrake is just stuck on
sheer_falacy: they would have had breakable stuff, not invulnerable crates
BrindleBoar: Fuck I would play Escher Racing
DigitalSeahorse: shigiWingL lrrALEX_SG shigiWingR
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: This game is in desperate need of some Eurobeat
Naarius: The bees now have race cars
ehsteveG: Like the N64 Beetle game
khawl: well, it being merely one person slightly lessens the blow
cyclopsboi: the physics on the road are really off
kevenwith2es: They're all dead. That's just the sounds of their ghosts.
TheMoatman: Handbrake is A
DigitalSeahorse: kristikWingL lrrALEX_SG kristikWingR
InquisitorGaia: r this an excite bike?
TheSpindash: The twist is, they're all electric, but your soundtrack is just car engines.
TheMoatman: Might help you drift better
Alness49: Hello, I will Need a Speed
cgwonder: the minecraft bee update looks good
mugsi_: maybe your avatar is just listening to a CD of engine noises Kappa
Insaif: Yeah, seriously, where is the in game music?
SquareDotCube: All the torque and none of the traction
TheWarbo: i'm still curious about "Open World"
Gizmoloid: I want to see how badly you can beat the AI by driving slow. Or how about driving backwards?
Mangledpixel: which makes me think this is probably the sample track from the asset pack
Rockario: distance attenuation, what's that?
SacrificialToast: I bet this is a stock track
weff47: The tires are made out of banana peels
thebuzzstreams: Oh hey, I didn't know they were streaming Road Quest on Twitch now!
WizOuphe: this map is called canyon
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL lrrALEX_SG PrideWingR
plummeting_sloth: Crash Escher Racing
smartguyc1089: maybe they just got better as they did more
Aarek: its possible tthis level was an asset the could buy straight up
Darleysam: I guarantee you this track came pre-made
Reydien: this was the first map, then they realized they needed 10 more maps
Asenath_Darque: or its stock
RomanGoro: What's the over/under on this map being a race track demo from some tutorial?
plummeting_sloth: oh, crash Bosch racing!
Genderi: This might be a stock level
TheMoatman: I definitely feel like this is an asset
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
TheMoatman: Sounds like they crashed again
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Askwho: Friction, who needs it?
DigitalSeahorse: MercyWing1 lrrALEX_SG MercyWing2
Genderi: That was a drift
Rhynerd: Honestly, I’m half expecting this to turn out to be stolen from Trackmania.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it never ends, it just generates more track
Astra7525: The question is: Was this tehir first track and they just gave up after this one or was this their last and they didn't delete the first experiments
rybackgaming: This is the track that never ends...
DeiwosN: I loved that drift even in reverse
Alahmnat: yeah this might be a demo map from, like, the Roads3D asset
aerobeing: I think the rivals are all in your head.
Darleysam: GANT GANT
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride sergePride sergePride
ContingentCat: or they started with this level, and did this when they cared, then for the others it was just 'eh bus it'
DigitalSeahorse: GANT GANT
Crad0k: you have no friction, unbelievable understeer, something's wrong with your brakes...
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coelopteryx: "it is a road that you go... when you die"
Rhynerd: Then again, stealing a track from Trackmania for this engine is probably more work that this dev would put in.
offbeatwitch: the road... of DEATH!
mtvcdm: Did the other cars.... die
Styxseus: Ah, so rubberbanding is NOT a thing in this game, huh? :P
EldarLuin: Any time now cars
cgwonder: here they come!
LysanderZephyr: What's open world do?
MikoKisai: I wonder, did the game implement laps properly, or can you just back up a bit and then go forward to win?
Foxmar320: Amazing
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Rhynerd: @mtvcdm i won’t doubt it.
plummeting_sloth: icy conditions
ContingentCat: @mtvcdm sure sounds like they're trying
DigitalSeahorse: game froze
cyclopsboi: its like they are driving in gmod
DigitalSeahorse: we can't see
BrindleBoar: F
34Witches: The ai is glorious
kassy_13: oh nooooo lmao
cuttlebranch: That video of people wiping out driving on ice!
Askwho: Oh the humanity!
flatluigi: are they trying to avoid you
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
sethtriggs: This is the most amazing thing
Anaerin: Grip? Where we're going, we don't have... grip...
Malacorath: ok, this is worse than XGRA
Alness49: Fight FIGHT FIGHT!
DigitalSeahorse: oh I see them now
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: DEJA VU
EldarLuin: I swear this is just Hover
LarkSachrosis: How do drive
DigitalSeahorse: thanks zoom
cyanMu42: There was an vehicular manslaughter
Frankenfruity: I'm dying
TheWooglie: is that the line?
Insaif: So, my mom (coming in for Thanksgiving) decided to show up right as W+P started, so as per normal I have missed most of the show. lrrAWW
plummeting_sloth: they're scared of you
aerobeing: I think they're backing away from you because you're facing them.
tidehollowcat: This is amazing
EvilBadman: The pathing was probably not set
Reydien: that part of the map isn't defigned in the AI
Martizz1e: an is hard yall
margieargie: Is this the Big Rigs AI?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kassy_13: is that one just backing into the wall
Foxmar320: :D
Martizz1e: AI
kassy_13: but why
sheer_falacy: Could you push one to the finish?
Solipsody: Is there a mode where we just watch the AIs race, Autumnal Rumble style?
SpacePotato01: these cars are doing something inappropriate to the shoulder.
aerobeing: I think they're programmed to not pass you.
cgwonder: what the fuck are they doing?????
EldarLuin: wow
ContingentCat: YES oh god
Zanaide: He's run himself over!
ani_laurel: It is exactly Upper Class Twit Of The Year
Gizmoloid: Can you go there and bump somebody over the line? :D
Foxmar320: They died
constablecrab: Peyote hypothesis confirmed.
plummeting_sloth: this is Breaking Madden racing
wench_tacular: humping fences somewhere
Mangledpixel: "and Gerald has run himself over"
Karfsma778: Other Three, I think. 6 total.
cgwonder: just manically slamming into the barrier
Styxseus: Lets go on an adventure!
Darleysam: have you tried the different camera options?
Crad0k: you might be better off going forward
mugsi_: I really hope one is sticking half out of the ground
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are they confused because WE reversed?
ContingentCat: they're somewhere strggling to jump over a two high wall of matchbooks
ashteranic: i low-key expected all 4 of them to be still stuck at that first corner
Lucidmooselid: i think they weent home alread
DigitalSeahorse: xD
plummeting_sloth: dropped my keys, want to retrace my steps
LarkSachrosis: It's like when you stand still in a game combat and the NPCs don't know how to respond to your inaction.
RomanGoro: Alex, could you try starting a race, turning around and crossing the line?
EldarLuin: This game is beautiful
Alness49: Have they found the Sub-Carpark?
Kejardon: the other cars have escaped
BlandSpice: They could potentially not be programmed to actually race, but instead are following a premade path
electroswagnetism: I wonder if you can immediately win by backing up over the finish line
kassy_13: is it back at the beginning?
DigitalSeahorse: pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG pegaThink_SG
Foxmar320: Im just waiting to see someone on their roof spinning
Styxseus: What if their just GONE? :P
DoctorHutch: its like somebody tried to train some neutral network AI to drive, but accidentally used the 2nd or 3rd generation instead of the 300th
modernexploration: @loadingreadyrun WOOOHOOO the first time I get to watch live in literal years and it's the return of my fav show! love y'all!
bronsonboy511: FORE!
Rhynerd: We’re now a search party.
IaCthulhuFthagn: My bet is they aren't anywhere.
Astra7525: DO you score -1 lap if you cross the finish line from the wrong side?
rybackgaming: btw, and I know the answer: this is a one lap race... why is there a lap time!?
Insaif: Have we sub-oceaned at all today yet?
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frustbox: LUL
Styxseus: XD
SpacePotato01: Upside down ten feet from the start
mtvcdm: One more!
MistahFixIt: Oh no
Alness49: Lewd!
kassy_13: 2/3
plummeting_sloth: you should try to nudge them to safety
gnome_friend: !findquote car
LRRbot: Quote #1277: "I am a pretty terrible car." —Ian [2015-12-15]
pencilsnake: LUL LUL
Foxmar320: omg
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG pegaChamp pegaDerp pegaDerp
KV1NN4: What if they're in the sdubo--nevermind
the_elkae: The carnage!
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LarkSachrosis: They got culled somewhere in the frustrum
swaggytaco: free them
cgwonder: they're.... having a moment
aerobeing: What was it you said about fucking?
SleepyDeveloper: 10/10 ai
Anaerin: Did they clip through the floor.
EldarLuin: hit them!
Shadwhawk: Nudge them!
accountmadeforants: those poor baby cars
TheMoatman: lmbo
drcanonball: help them
kassy_13: their wheels!!!
Nameless_Sword: They got stuck.....
Arium26: Oh my, is it garbage day already?
Styxseus: Look at the wheels!! xD
Gizmoloid: FREE THEM
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
ThorSokar: they live there now
bl1ghtn1n6: Ohboi
tidehollowcat: Those poor things
hwdesperado: We shouldn't be looking at this.
LysanderZephyr: Ram em!
sethtriggs: That's how you make Cooper Minis
justamagicplayer: @modernexploration glad to hage you friend