Juliamon: ooooh baby the govt was nice to me this year and already deposited my December disability!
Juliamon: I can ACTUALLY shop BF sales now!!
Earthenone: nice!
Earthenone: i am hoping my headphones go on sale, i have had this pair for 2 years and they are showing their age
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrIAN lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Title's still AFK Tiny Towns.
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Alephred: Shenmue is like Yakuza's more reserved uncle.
Alephred: I'd party with Yakuza, but I'd talk about RRSPs with Shenmue.
BrokenGolem: katesWave
NathanJay_GA: G'evening
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Reecer6: Please, her name is Hey Shenhua.
BrindleBoar: Because it's funnier when you ask about sailors? Kappa
e_bloc: Corgo100 I prefer it without the english voices, but I'm not going to get into a late-night dub fight with you about it lrrBEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: Hello all
Reecer6: Shenmue without the English voice acting is an entirely different, and I'd argue lesser game.
orimazer: that push any button font
orimazer: omg all these fonts
e_bloc: that's a nice amount of money
NathanJay_GA: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
orimazer: i cannot wait
ElementalAlchemist: The English voiceover is so good
Reecer6: Impact is the greatest font we've ever made.
adi_pie: So it's an authentic SHenmue experience?
azureHaights: Ooh, didn't catch that I was missing Play It Hornerward
Stoffern: Is he going to watch again?
SquareDotCube: hold the wood?
TehAmelie: you must chop or become chopped
TehAmelie: it's the law of the lumber
Alephred: How do you aim with this perspective?
orimazer: i love to chop wood by rotating left to right and back again
Lord_ZYRK: In the game of Shenmue, you either chop or get chopped
SniperPumpkin: adi_pie extremely
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
TehAmelie: because he's hurring to chop as many logs as possible
Lysander_Gustav: Is this game good so far?
Alephred: Oh, is there a timing wheel behind Ian?
johnhelix: Augh how much did I miss?
Rockario: Ulimate woodchopping technique is to be constantly chopping all over
e_bloc: that's some tricky wood
SniperPumpkin: the time remaining is in the top right
TehAmelie: will you get enough money for your cost of living? signs point to no
ElementalAlchemist: ah, 36 wage
SniperPumpkin: johnhelix one stream, and about 3 minutes
Juliamon: At least it's not forklift racing.
e_bloc: maybe if she's 10'5"
TehAmelie: do you get 1 money for every 2 logs plus a base salary of 4?
Alephred: I should eat a whole ox.
adi_pie: This UI is a lot.
Juliamon: You needed to work to get money to buy whole black garlic to shove in your mouth.
ElementalAlchemist: yes
azureHaights: 64-36-64, ah whatta winning hand / she's a log... HOUSE
Lysander_Gustav: Wow this game is a lot
ElementalAlchemist: ever since the beginning of humanity
ElementalAlchemist: The cavemen were famous for their restaurants
johnhelix: Oh, I was here for the last stream. I was worried that I'd gotten distracted by making dinner and missed important Shenmue... ing.
TehAmelie: humans don't eat at restaurants, that's for fancy folks who've removed themselves from the base matter of existence
Wrexadecimal: ROLL IT ON TOP PogChamp
Lysander_Gustav: those kids are so tiny
TheMandrew: Ian, has anyone ever told you you're pretty funny? Because you are.
TehAmelie: black garlic is the superfood of this world eh
ElementalAlchemist: Roll It On Top really needs the Beej guy from Shenmue II
azureHaights: Like lumber stacked, and that's a fact / ain't holdin' nothin' back
Lysander_Gustav: I've heard garlic is the most efficient way to fill up in this game
orimazer: black garlic takes ages to make to be fair
TehAmelie: you'll make a better subsistence just living off the land
TehAmelie: hunting mushrooms and radishes and whatnot
Lord_ZYRK: Like eating bark and rocks? 🤔
adi_pie: Can we eat the skins of trees and bones of beasts?
TehAmelie: rocks are good for digestion Kappa
SniperPumpkin: time to be a fightsm'n
azureHaights: @adi_pie lrrIAN_TK < *smack*
ElementalAlchemist: no question. only train.
aWabbajack: Let's Shen MOO it up!
adi_pie: A martial artist has no time for living in the real world.
ElementalAlchemist: Here to train? Sorry, it's after 7PM. We're closed.
TehAmelie: i wonder, and i'm sure someone has done the math already, if the highest levels of DBZ power levels exceed pure matter fission
SniperPumpkin: you might need to actually do a monk fight so that you can rank up in the system
Wrexadecimal: $Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, where $Everybody == 2
SniperPumpkin: Don't you just love to Kung-Fu by moonlight?
azureHaights: A couple people were kung-fu fighting / those kicks were fast as QTEs
Drakas: hello
Alephred: Goob!
Lord_ZYRK: Nothing is quite as romantic as taking a flying knee to the jaw by moonlight
TehAmelie: Everybody equals mass times the speed of light squared are kung fu fighting
Drakas: how gose the kung fu Ian
johnhelix: I wanna train to be a master of Uphill Battle style.
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Wrexadecimal: Our kung-fu is stronger :P
azureHaights: Our power is maximum?
Lord_ZYRK: Can we really be a Broly if our pecs aren't each larger than our head?
SniperPumpkin: you might have time for horsing
Wrexadecimal: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Because we are the horse now
caimheul: There's always time for horsing around in games like this
SniperPumpkin: do you get a free meal when you sleep?
StabsofWar: siiiiiiiiiigggghhhh
BrokenGolem: watch out for that middle leg
MrQBear: Has Ian figured out where to get food, I take it? I remember him running out last time...
adi_pie: The people that say we should stop horsing around are quitters.
erloas: that is a very poor form for his squat
adi_pie: To those people we say Neigh!
erloas: knees are way too far forward compared to his feet
SniperPumpkin: level 4, but this is only Horse Stance 1
D1cey1: Rein it in
ElementalAlchemist: oh, hang on, I know how I can fill time
caimheul: Whoa there Ian
ElementalAlchemist: [insert horse joke here]
Wrexadecimal: TH...THAT STANCE
adi_pie: I'm surprised hoofing it up this mountain didn't improve our stamina.
blip2004: He has... no openings
AziraphalesShop: Ian, I had a moment of excitement this afternoon when I realized that we didn't get the horn reveal this week and that it's still coming.
TehAmelie: now i wanna see a JoJo with that stand
e_bloc: if you're tired//lets do it//stance it//my pony
TheMoatman: I wonder how in-shape you'd get if you actually doing these whenever Ryo does
philippekav: it behooves you to stop this
azureHaights: Of course you're so good at horse stance, it's all that you were trot
TheMoatman: *actually did
TheMoatman: That is WAY more than one inch
orimazer: maybe he's tiny?
StrawberryPepper: that... isn't the one inch punch... at all
SniperPumpkin: I was going to say that this is a strange rhythm game, but then I remembered what sorts of things happen on rhythm cafe
Wrexadecimal: Tech levels! O:
ElementalAlchemist: Soon you'll work your way up to the actual distance of that punch!
orimazer: do we have any sense of scale, he could be 2 inches tall
Earthenone: two inch punch level 2?
ShDragon: That's... not even remotely the one inch punch
azureHaights: One Inch Punch 2: Centimetric Boogaloo
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are many different ways to one inch punch.
Alephred: Should it not be 2-inch punch now?
ShDragon: I am powerfully confused
Friedent: or is it half inch punch?
EveningStarComposition: One “inch” punch - more like “Normal” point
caimheul: But the human body has intrinsic value owing to the organs.
AziraphalesShop: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Alephred: You got an extra kidney.
StabsofWar: sell the organs of those you defeated
caimheul: And half a liver
e_bloc: can't get punched in the kidney if you have no kidney. seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Drakas: you know a martial arts rhythm sounds interesting
Alephred: And an appendix you're not using.
e_bloc: no one's gonna buy your appendix
caimheul: Technically you have a spare lung, but then you'll get winded easier
azureHaights: So much licorice... are we making salmiakki later
EscherichiaCole: IAN
e_bloc: boooooo
adi_pie: The appendix actually has a purpose, please keep it inside you unless your doctor says otherwise.
orimazer: this is why you ref as you go
Drakas: i saw rhat joke coming and im still mad
Alephred: My appendix sent me to hospital, good riddance.
e_bloc: tbf @adi_pie I think that should go for every organ
caimheul: Is that purpose to be a time bomb that may or may not going off, trying to kill you? :-P
caimheul: If only the restaurant actually served food to "strangers" instead of just letting you smell it.
johnhelix: Delicious lump.
Mysticman89: They don't appear to have plates, it's just a lump on a single plate.
D1cey1: Do the sailors hang out with bookies?
Drakas: its a blob fish
SniperPumpkin: I'm tough, I've got a bandage on my face
orimazer: wait there wasn't even a seat there
Lord_ZYRK: Roast lump is a delicacy in this province
orimazer: was he just horse stanceing again
SniperPumpkin: the angle of that grab makes no sense at all
caimheul: Good thing she keeps putting out those same two fruit for you to take.
caimheul: that's just bread in a mug
Alephred: Mugs of creme brulee
orimazer: i like how he has an aiming reticle
caimheul: Somebody baked the liquid bread.
Lord_ZYRK: Mmm, rippling texture soup
ogundiety: Shenmue 3?
ogundiety: (the title of the stream doesn't have the game title, why I asked, heh)
blip2004: that house would be so smokey
Wrexadecimal: Classic Shenmue dialog LUL
Alephred: Tip: it gets dark when the sun sets.
StabsofWar: gotta have that shenmue dialog
ElementalAlchemist: Still describing night
Lord_ZYRK: Nights aren't always quiet
ElementalAlchemist: Bars!
SniperPumpkin: this game is the most shenmue
D1cey1: You found them!
caimheul: Well, not if you're at one of the poles. Then you get night without dark, or days without light for half the year.
D1cey1: Finally!
erloas: @LoadingReadyRun sub heading is still set to AFK/TIny Towns
Lord_ZYRK: Damn adults and their loud talking DansGame
orimazer: was that a jump cut to the same shot earlier in the pan?
Mysticman89: "its like the place i was born" ""this conversation isn't going anywhere is it?"
azureHaights: Well, I mean, aren't we in a tiny town right now? (I legit don't know)
SniperPumpkin: orimazer yep
SniperPumpkin: azureHaights even tinyer
Wrexadecimal: Camadam would be proud
Wrexadecimal: Tom!
NathanJay_GA: my twitch header still says watch and play, somehow. It's probably on my end, though
TheTekkieman: ABC, baby!
Juliamon: NathanJay_GA That's definitely your end.
orimazer: love to talk to someone whilst standing over them
ogundiety: Right? SHe's super awkwardly craning her neck back, too
Alephred: The texture on those feet is distressing.
caimheul: The uncanny valley of feet
superkeaton: Excuse you, sir, those are flippers
ogundiety: Oh god, cannot unsee
orimazer: why is he kinda behind her too
NathanJay_GA: @alephred I could have gone Ethel whole stream without knowing that -_-
Drakas: if you stair at here feet to long that start to look like here feet are upside down
NathanJay_GA: Ethel?
ogundiety: Now I fel like she's wearing those bootie shoes, but painted to look like real feet
NathanJay_GA: That was supposed to say "the"
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ogundiety: Tell me that doesn't look like that?
orimazer: is he just doing this to annoy her?
caimheul: I got knocked down, but I got up again
caimheul: Uncomfortably close I'm sure
orimazer: oh ok, there are other places to talk to her from lol
RebekahWSD: That's smacking needles together
RebekahWSD: No knitting in games is ever right
ogundiety: Actually it looks like the cloth is sort of..inhaling/exhaling.
Juliamon: I wonder what she's meant to be knitting
Drakas: the needle is also cliping
SniperPumpkin: this camera is too close
caimheul: It's hard enough to program hair, I can't imaging the physics engine needed to do knitting.
NathanJay_GA: knitting for people for whom dexterity is their dump stat
RebekahWSD: I have no idea how she's making that pattern when she is so bad at it lmao
caimheul: Ah, repetitive dialogue, she is truly an NPC
RebekahWSD: She's also dropped so many stitches there in the middle
TheMoatman: Hmm, I forgot what just happened
Lord_ZYRK: Aren't able to do what now?
caimheul: Also a world were bed times are strictly enforced
Fruan: Crisis on infinite Mementos
ogundiety: Can't you go to the bars and drink with the sailors?
orimazer: love to sleep in jeans
SniperPumpkin: let's get into the most awkward sleeping position possible
guifero: u really dont know how to enjoy a good game
blip2004: are you ready to learn what "day" is
orimazer: and not change?
SniperPumpkin: she hasn't had time to go shopping yet
myrddinthewizard: @RebekahWSD It's got to be some sort of ribbed pattern scarf...
TheMoatman: Shirt is no
RebekahWSD: It could also be a panel for a sweater, myrddinthewizard
ElementalAlchemist: I just have to find out MORE about those THUGS
myrddinthewizard: That's true.
erloas: it's a thug's life
RebekahWSD: Given how wide it was
Drakas: she seems mad at you leaving
caimheul: This is how normal people interact
j0xer: waving to Ryo is a quicktime event in the DLC
aWabbajack: how to get to Martial Law?!
adi_pie: Dude's smoking a signal flare.
caimheul: Well, maybe since he's been smoking.... something, he'll be easier to beat?
j0xer: isn't martial law a tekken character...wrong series
aWabbajack: lrrIAN coxManleee lrrIAN coxBuffalo coxHook
NathanJay_GA: you floored him into a boulder. that man should be dead
aWabbajack: Ryo: I see
TacitusVigil: OH. I didn't realize this was tonight.
ElementalAlchemist: time to go to the Martial Ball I guess
caimheul: let me eat a bunch of garlic in front of you, then my breath will knock you out and I'll win by default
ElementalAlchemist: hopefully you don't get there and Martial Fall
aWabbajack: after the Ball Ryo goes to the Martial Mall
ElementalAlchemist: that would be unfortunate
myrddinthewizard: What shops are at the Martial Mall?
ElementalAlchemist: Buy some stilts so you can be Martial Tall
TrueSkorn: lrrIAN
ElementalAlchemist: Be careful not to fall into the Martial Wall though
aWabbajack: What type of person would a Martial Marshall be?
TacitusVigil: Variety is the spice of life. Also, spices are the spice of life.
caimheul: Because of what the Cabbage will do to your digestive system. That much fiber...
erloas: 4 is 12, which is 240 again
myrddinthewizard: *ring ring* That must be the Martial Call...*walks to phone*
e_bloc: sounds real appetizing
j0xer: its probably more difficult to eat 30 heads of cauliflower in the middle of combat
NathanJay_GA: Seems today is cheat day Kappa
myrddinthewizard: HAHAHA
erloas: I couldn't even imagine eating a single head of cauliflower, let alone 10 of them
orimazer: i mean, vacuously, you did eat all the brocoli you had
caimheul: Eatting 20 heads of cauliflower then immediately fighting. sounds like a recipe for projectile vomiting
myrddinthewizard: 19 heads of cauliflower, when you need ALL THE FIBER!
TehAmelie: you knocked his socks off
MrQBear: Ian Ian, he's our man, if he can't do it, I guess he should head to Martial Hall and then we'll start over! Ha ha ha!
blip2004: he ate it all raw too. so its super hard to digest
TehAmelie: how many times can you kick a guy's head into the rocks?
SniperPumpkin: at least untill the next fight gate
myrddinthewizard: This fight really seems like a Martial Stall.
caimheul: So people have no short term memories unless they have concussions
caimheul: Must be a sailor
DarkMorford: Evening, Ian! Hey chat!
myrddinthewizard: Good Evening!
ElementalAlchemist: myrddinthewizard: Good one
caimheul: DANG
Alephred: Ian, you can't eat an alarm clock.
orimazer: eat a whole pineapple
Wrexadecimal: womp womp
ElementalAlchemist: No soccer ball, but we'll take a -- OK, no Christmas ornament either
e_bloc: now we know it's time to eat
Drakas: hows the ham
orimazer: ian can have a little ham
ElementalAlchemist: lrrHAM
myrddinthewizard: @e_bloc So, More cauliflower
TacitusVigil: How much is left?
NathanJay_GA: dont tell Gra lrrHAM
SniperPumpkin: in the gaming area with the turtle races?
e_bloc: stranger danger
ElementalAlchemist: ooh
Wrexadecimal: oooooh
ElementalAlchemist: good choice
Juliamon: mmm, ham n pea soup
TacitusVigil: Did anybody try chopping some up for ham salad?
caimheul: He does seem a bit young to know about the more complicated version of the Birds and the Bees
ElementalAlchemist: If you want to speak with him, you should just walk up and talk to him!
blip2004: everyone in this village is soo helpful eventually
johnhelix: I was going to suggest a ham and corn chowder, but pea soup seems brilliant as well.
erloas: I think the old guy was just talking randomly and didn't have any idea what you actually wanted
TacitusVigil: St. Ignatius the Forgetful
SniperPumpkin: time for cash
caimheul: Or you could go stand like a horse
adi_pie: I remember when rural China split off and decided to use Bookie Time.
adi_pie: Ther est of us remained on Boogie Time.
Wrexadecimal: Is there any roll it on top in this game? Also are we chopping wood to support our crippling gashapon addiction?
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Wrexadecimal: yeees
ElementalAlchemist: There is a Roll It On Top, but with a much less entertaining voice actor than Beej
ElementalAlchemist: It's still Roll It On Top though
caimheul: Cut to Ian ending the game with a literal ton of herbs just in case they were needed
Reecer6: Roll it on top so much less fun than Lucky Hit though...
Wrexadecimal: I've yet to see roll it on top for this game, so I'm hype.
FinalShowFilms: Interesting technique. I see he studied at the 'Rotating Torso' school of woodchopping
aWabbajack: Ai-Yaah
myrddinthewizard: The guy in the back absolutely makes this mini game!
TacitusVigil: I'm not sure about this chopping technique...
caimheul: This seems like a kung fo training style of cutting wood
TheMoatman: I love that Texan-ass "Ai ya"
caimheul: *fu
Wrexadecimal: crossfit wood chopping Kappa
myrddinthewizard: This is some Miyagi shit right here.
ZwieVinter: If only this elusive wood would hold still
caimheul: Does this guy have nothing better to do than watch Ryo cut wood? Doesn't he have a store to run?
blip2004: this is almost as painful as watching people in a campsite try and cut wood
myrddinthewizard: NICE!!!!
erloas: that was a whiley log there at the end
Wrexadecimal: n i c e
caimheul: Nice
TheMoatman: katesNice
mrsarkhan: lrrHORN
chandra9988: The perfect number
Alephred: Measure once, occasionally cut twice.
ChaoticObserver: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
aWabbajack: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
ZwieVinter: You got that would
Swamplor: I just tuned in and it’s riveting so far
TheMoatman: Ian "Chop Again" Horner
Wrexadecimal: axehand
ZwieVinter: wood*
FinalShowFilms: Chop all day, gamble all night
Earthenone: chop till we can gatcha
CaptainSpam: Ryo, how long are you going to wear that one single bandage on your cheek?
Swamplor: Get to the chopping
caimheul: I think at this point the bandage has bonded with his skin
MrQBear: It's what the cool kids wear, CaptainSpam.
johnhelix: That bandage is his single defining feature.
TheMoatman: Ryo why do you keep turning
Shadwhawk: This minigame really needed the old dude saying something after every damn swing
TheMoatman: We make you work your core every day you should have abs of steel
caimheul: I think the twisting is related to the neurological damage that prevents the formation of short term memories
myrddinthewizard: @Swamplor *grunts like Schwarzenegger*
Wrexadecimal: noooo
mtvcdm: Oh wow
chandra9988: They stopped time!!
TheMoatman: So did that last one count?
orimazer: ian invents: industrialisation
TacitusVigil: I...think Graham might have issues with that. Kappa
blip2004: get an intern to do it
TacitusVigil: Just kidding. :D
CaptainSpam: "This week on Tinker Tailor, we're going to be chopping wood, right here in Studio C."
TheMoatman: No, obviously it'll be on tiltyhouse Kappa
EscherichiaCole: This is some good montage music
EscherichiaCole: And it's gone
TacitusVigil: That's more of a cH Ian thing I think :D
doawelul: Does the guy have nothing better to do does he just stand there and cheer you on
caimheul: That was interesting
chandra9988: Now here's the real question, how much wood does he have?
Reecer6: For the record, when good music plays, you get extra logs per chop.
Wrexadecimal: Hey, someone built a robot to do the FFX lightning doging minigame, so why not
TheExactSame: is that a boulder you're putting the wood on?
Wrexadecimal: *dodging
FireBasilisk53: I mean outside of video game logic why is he turning when splitting wood
TheExactSame: that axe is done
Kaszoski: ABC
TacitusVigil: @FireBasilisk53 He's very drunk? Kappa
Wrexadecimal: chop-chop with the chopping Kappa
Kaszoski: Always Be Chopping
myrddinthewizard: Chop it...Chop it good!
TheMoatman: I wonder if the log pattern is random
e_bloc: I am enjoying chopping simulator
Wrexadecimal: PogChamp
Reecer6: Now THIS is the run.
TheMoatman: I don't think it is
Earthenone: clearly it uses a complicated logarhythem
Wrexadecimal: Make daddy Axehand proud!
SniperPumpkin: we all tuned into a Shenume stream, we knew what we were signing up for
Kaszoski: @Earthenone OOF
Wrexadecimal: :P
Swamplor: I think everyone here knew what they were getting into
Kaszoski: @SniperPumpkin never seen Shenmue
caimheul: It's the eye of the beaver
mtvcdm: Yep. Shenmue games are never about the story. They're about the weeaboo.
TheMoatman: Choppin powah
Wrexadecimal: Good run tho
FITorion: he got a jacket between last I say and now.
TheMoatman: Niiiiice
FITorion: saw
Reecer6: This man needs far too much wood.
SniperPumpkin: more horse stance
TheMoatman: Remember, you could die from running
The_Voices: more food!
TheMoatman: Which sure is a good game mechanic
caimheul: This man has eaten 20 heads of cauliflower RAW in a single day...
Wrexadecimal: So is the kung fu an average of ATK / endurance?
myrddinthewizard: heheh
TheMoatman: caimheul must be cheat day
The_Voices: is it a cheat day?!?
mtvcdm: We can carry 80 cabbages around on our person, right?
chandra9988: you know what, I'll do the math for what food is the best price to stamina
doawelul: From the rates we saw last shop cabbage is best @chandra9988
erloas: it's probably not that much different eating whole garlic bulbs raw
chandra9988: I think it is
Wrexadecimal: c-ALL-iflower
CaptainSpam: Sixty head of cauliflower.
blip2004: Hold on let me put down my 200lbs of cauliflower so I can fight you Thugs
mtvcdm: 60 cauliflower stuffed in the jacket.
TehAmelie: för fyrtio kronor lakritsremmar, tack
TheMoatman: Apparently black garlic is the most cost effective
ChaoticObserver: Entire new fields will have to be used for cauliflower production
Tiber727: @mtvcdm 80 cabbages? I didn't know the next Elder Scrolls was out.
BrokenGolem: black garlic is interesting. sweet and funky. great as a spread
erloas: he should have a giant bag that he drags around full of cauliflower
TehAmelie: maybe a cut too deep there
doawelul: Imagine running that fast with 60 cabagges in your pocket
Swamplor: Broccoli > cabbage checks out
myrddinthewizard: 60 whole heads of Cauliflower...right in the pants.
TheMoatman: It's such a weird flavor to get out of garlic
CaptainSpam: So going on what we've learned from Crap Shots, Ryo is hella cheating on his diet.
erased_citizen: Ooh late night Ian stream
erased_citizen: Nice
chandra9988: I did the math, and that's 113 pounds of cauliflower
caimheul: Well, obviously there is a child running along behind the camera carrying a sack of vegetables
TheMoatman: In fact, it's all the same species even
mtvcdm: And we just scarfed 23 heads of cauliflower like it was nothing.
johnhelix: Time to get a beverage.
TheMoatman: I think I would die if I ate 13 lbs of cauliflower
blip2004: pooping actual logs
BrokenGolem: @TheMoatman there are so many types of garlic. a farm by me grows something like 25, all with different profiles
j0xer: ryo's bathroom trip is the end boss of the game
Juliamon: I didn't even know about black garlic until a few months ago when my mom started buying it from the farmer's market.
mtvcdm: Is this how we get logs to chop? We eat pounds and pounds of cauliflower? My God we've gone infinite.
myrddinthewizard: @blip2004 Yep, that you then chop to get more money...for more cauliflower...
j0xer: that's really all life is, chopping wood to buy cauliflower
Drakas: he needs some protein in his diet
BrokenGolem: what i really like though are garlic scapes in the spring. so good on the grill
Drakas: lrrGARBO_SG
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
Drakas: yes
myrddinthewizard: lrrGARBO lrrFINE
BrokenGolem: lrrGARBO lrrFINE_SQ
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG jamieOopsie lrrSPOOP_SG pegaBooty_HF pegaThink_SG
DigitalSeahorse: oh play it forward
Juliamon: https://loveblackgarlic.com/ This is the place my mom buys from... though looking at their site, I am concerned that they advertise it as "chewable, spreadable, and edible"
BrokenGolem: @Juliamon nice. i find it most easily at whole foods. but yah, i've used it both cooked and raw
Walkingharder: This man can really walk like his life depends on it
johnhelix: I too return! With eggnog and bourbon.
BrokenGolem: guyjudgeCheers lrrIAN
aWabbajack: Nice! I just had a Sam Smith's Chocolate Stout
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myrddinthewizard: No training, just cauliflower
erloas: so no questions then
Painfully_Dyslexic: lrrHAM_SG
erloas: time to do some waxing
TheMoatman: Ryo has saved very few days, though
caimheul: So wait, we just beat the bookie who is on the leader board, do we not get to move up?
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TheMoatman: He mostly spends them chopping wood
TheExactSame: I came here to fight some friggan monks
Alephred: Would you like to spar with Red Tiger? Or fight one of our monks, Red Tiger?
caimheul: I came here to fight monks and eat cauliflower.
doawelul: Is that the wood chop guy?
Walkingharder: that was easy
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TheMoatman: I'm looking for where monks hang out
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher ninten48ButtMuncher
aWabbajack: Red Toiger wants a rematch
Walkingharder: Is Red Tiger worse or better than Blue Tiger?
mtvcdm: Back for more, huh?
Walkingharder: How about Black Tiger?
TheExactSame: yes, he is red because of the beating he received
Alephred: Counter Elbow Assault, ayyy
CaptainSpam: "Um, boss? Are you sure? This is the same guy as last time, and he beat me pretty bad..." "Yes, yes, just get out there."
johnhelix: Should I feel bad for putting ten year old bourbon in my egg nog? Maybe. Do I? Obviously not.
erloas: he is a red shirt, he probably actively attracts punches
Walkingharder: How does one get the name Tiger?
Neisan29: @johnhelix That sounds fantastic
caimheul: @johnhelix drink enough of the bourbon and you really won't feel bad about it :-P
TheMoatman: So... does this game have an actual plot?
ElementalAlchemist: probably
ElementalAlchemist: It nominally continues the previous games, which DID have a plot (if very, very slow)
Walkingharder: Define "plot"
BrokenGolem: @johnhelix if it's tasty, go for it
ElementalAlchemist: So far we've spent a lot of time asking people how to get to Martial Hall
ElementalAlchemist: presumably so we're not late for the Martial Ball
Tiber727: @TheMoatman You're trying to avenge your father, which involves a neverending chain of looking for specific people.
caimheul: Also trying to figure out where Thugs hang out
johnhelix: Later we meet a dude named Marshal Hall and things get really confusing.
ElementalAlchemist: In the first game we found out where sailors hung out
TheMoatman: And raced a forklift
ElementalAlchemist: We still don't know where Lan Di is
TheMoatman: A lot
TehAmelie: too many "eh"s: the story fo Canada
Drakas: lrrWOW
caimheul: To the Skill Library!
myrddinthewizard: Currently, we are killing time, waiting for 7 PM to find a bookie.
TheExactSame: can I get something in a shade of blue maybe?
Earthenone: time to get some gatchapon sets for skill books!
erloas: I'm going to try to match him with this
Swamplor: Girls only go fo guys with skills
caimheul: Don't we need a gatchapon for a kid?
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Walkingharder: I still am not certain we are still not looking for where sailors hang
aWabbajack: Amazing Horse!
Jeff472200: itmejpPRAISE itmejpPRAISE itmejpPRAISE itmejpPRAISE
LackingSanity_: so what tiger do you have to fight next?
doawelul: Came for the game, stayed for the song
Jeff472200: itmejpPRAISE itmejpPRAISE
CaptainSpam: Look at this horse. This horse is amazing.
aWabbajack: mrweebBadger mrweebBadger mrweebShroom mrweebShroom mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead
Jeff472200: itmejpHYPE itmejpHYPE itmejpHYPE
TheMoatman: I feel like everything that's happened so far in S3 has been people not talking to Ryo because they don't know him while not noticing Shenhua, lots of martial arts practice, lots of wood chopping, and gambling
TehAmelie: as long as it's not a. . .bad horse
Stoffern: This song went...places...?
RvLeshrac: Still rifling through people's drawers?
aWabbajack: mrweebWeeblgotyaback mrweebHypeham lrrIAN
erloas: so yeah, I held it for the entire time, it's not too bad
Fruan: Engage MAXIMUM horse
orbitaltuna: what's all this horsin' around
TheMoatman: Weebl has a twitch?
orbitaltuna: don't let wheeler near the stream
aWabbajack: yep!
CaptainSpam: If this were the RiffTrax channel, I'd bring up the street-smart crime fighter, Street Horse, and note that Ryo is not round, but nah. Kappa
SnackPak_: unarmeGameplay
Tiber727: This game is Yakuza, if Yakuza were far less interesting.
aWabbajack: excellentAshens mrweebBadger mrweebShroom
TheMoatman: And didn't involve the Yakuza
Walkingharder: This is amazing game play
ElementalAlchemist: be horse
orbitaltuna: inaka yakuza
TehAmelie: what if i told you. . .there is always a next level of kung fu
TheMoatman: Chopping simulators
TheMoatman: Level 1
CaptainSpam: Your health is depleting rapidly from all this horse!
MrQBear: Stand? In the place where we live?
SniperPumpkin: technically this is an exercise simulator
Tiber727: Squatting simulators, you mean?
caimheul: Well, at least it isn't using motion sensors like the PS4 or switch controllers do sometimes
TheMoatman: I wish I became a master just from standing
MrQBear: Now, Face North!
Rockario: This is that one fitness game from W+P but done well
TehAmelie kicks the screen
TehAmelie: er
myrddinthewizard: From all the minigames, at what point does this become a Warioware title..
blip2004: now I want to watch the Matrix again
erloas: so I matched it for 2 runs, but I'm not sure I could do it that many more times
SniperPumpkin: Shenmue Fit
ChaoticObserver: Play Shenmue with that Nintendo Switch Ring
Rockario: Well, I'm sure Rinng Fit could easily have a "Horse Stance" Level
ChaoticObserver: More Cauliflower
caimheul: "waste"
ElementalAlchemist: I mean
mtvcdm: you. have. 37 cauliflower.
CaptainSpam: Ram more cauliflower into your face.
ElementalAlchemist: That's Shenmue
myrddinthewizard: I mean....
SniperPumpkin: that is the game right now ian
LackingSanity_: Eat a bit to get you out of yellow health
aWabbajack: It's part of your training
caimheul: Then why are you playing Shenmue 3? :-P
ElementalAlchemist: I don't know what you thought this stream was going to be besides that
TehAmelie: the moe cauliflower you eat, the less it'll happen to your ears
TheMoatman: Y'know, when I learned horse stance it had your hands tucked into your hips
Rockario: What's the cauliflower for, if not this?
TehAmelie: -boxer proverb, probably
aWabbajack: 500 Cabbages, 500 Black Garlic, and 500 licorice
Walkingharder: This game only makes sens in the universe that is Shenmue games
TheMoatman: But that was for tae kwon do, maybe chinese martial arts use a different horse stance
j0xer: why is walking around linked to your HP that seems like such a bad choice
caimheul: Fill this man with cauliflower
johnhelix: Hey yeah! Why does Ryo get to stick his arms out like that when he does horse stance? That would have made it way easier to balance!
ElementalAlchemist: Let's Afford Cauliflower Simulator 2019®
ElementalAlchemist: That's what this game is
TehAmelie: we need starch. does no one grow potatoes in this village?
myrddinthewizard: "He's more cauliflower now than man..."
BrokenGolem: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: How about a game of Lucky hit?
ElementalAlchemist: Would you like to play a game of Lucky HIt? How about some Lucky Hit? Would you like to try Lucky Hit? Why not try Lucky Hit? How about a game of Lucky Hit? Would you like to play Lucky Hit?
aWabbajack: common term used in China
aWabbajack: Laddie and Lass
caimheul: Is this the man that teaches us drunken kung fu?
TehAmelie: he's had so much drink he's turned scotch
Walkingharder: That man is just me and I feel attacked
SniperPumpkin: time to win some money racing turtules?
Tiber727: @j0xer Because Shenmue was one of the first open world sim type games, yet it hasn't really changed from its original design.
TehAmelie: his voice does not fit with the size of his throat
ElementalAlchemist: I still miss Beej
j0xer: its like it is an arcade game where your hp drains so you have to keep adding quarters even if you are doing well
ElementalAlchemist: This guy also rolls too well
TehAmelie: remember someone estimated that bowl weighs over 300 kg
CaptainSpam: This person does not have the sheer charisma of the guy back home.
caimheul: I need to introduce this game into a D&D campaign...
myrddinthewizard: Gambling, I'm in!
Rockario: I forget, who wins a tie?
mtvcdm: Gambling? I'm in!
ElementalAlchemist: yes, we regret playing
CaptainSpam: Do you regret your choices, Ian? DO YOU?!?
ElementalAlchemist: oh wait never mind
Eklinaar: Better lucky than good.
caimheul: I wonder what his voice line is for box cars
TehAmelie: obligatory lrrSACK
aWabbajack: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
LackingSanity_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
blip2004: quit while you're a/head
SniperPumpkin: lrrSACK
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
aWabbajack: lrrSACK lrrIAN lrrSACK
Walkingharder: One more time?
Juliamon: Talk shit get hit, old man
Painfully_Dyslexic: lrrSACK_SG
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caimheul: And now we roll snake eyes
mtvcdm: I want this to be a 2 just for the reel.
TehAmelie: one time no snake eyes
Tiber727: Quit while you're ahead. That's so much cauliflower.
erloas: you're gambling your way to all the cauliflower
caimheul: But our luck is reliable Ian!
Walkingharder: But your luck is so reliable
ElementalAlchemist: oh, right, Erik Estrada
TehAmelie: we're going to keep that bandaid on our face for the rest of time aren't we
aWabbajack: Chiiips!
Alephred: Daddy needs a new head of cauliflower!
ElementalAlchemist: just randomly in China
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK lrrIAN_SG lrrSACK
Earthenone: always bet on mustard
caimheul: Shhhh... he's undercover
j0xer: put it all on leonardo
SniperPumpkin: there's some real quality differences in some of these faces
TehAmelie: cucumber salad
the__spanish__inquisition: rd ones go faster
CaptainSpam: I'm surprised it doesn't give you detailed stats on each turtle.
Eklinaar: in before Cori tweets that she found Ian drinking a bottle of mustard in the dark
Walkingharder: Thrill
Tiber727: Shenmue, the story of never avenging your father because you've become a gambling addict.
aWabbajack: Many Side Jobs Simulator
caimheul: I'm glad there is a visual indicator of what effect buttons are having
orimazer: any the others die
TheMoatman: Okay is that steve blum?>
orimazer: as nature intends
aWabbajack: Totes! Hang Ten
mtvcdm: Get wrecked other turtles
Walkingharder: 1,000
Shadwhawk: ALL OF IT
Vyous: Al in!
aWabbajack: tubular
adi_pie: Everything
ElementalAlchemist: eight million dollars
caimheul: Bet the MAX!
the__spanish__inquisition: all of it
TehAmelie: everything!
j0xer: wait for your mashing finger to recover
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried just shouting at it?
SnackPak_: Big. Money.
MrQBear: Inadvisable Bet!
myrddinthewizard: lrrIAN_SG a cool G
Painfully_Dyslexic: all of it
TheMoatman: Apparently the best way to make money is to save scum gambling
Walkingharder: MAX IT!
StabsofWar: save scum it?
Eklinaar: We've demonstrated a loop, just go for it.
LackingSanity_: Incoming hubris
Juliamon: Get those hubris emotes ready
aWabbajack: feliciaSave Scum advised?
MrQBear: @LackingSanity_ Delicious, Mustardy Hubris.
Rockario: This is where we learn about this mini-games twist/randomness
SnackPak_: Come on Mike!
Walkingharder: I got a good feeling
Eklinaar: Um actually, Michelangelo was orange, not yellow.
aWabbajack: Cat calling turtles
IsThis___Art: i'd say you're falling for... a shell game
caimheul: My carpal tunnel is hurting from just listening to Ian press those buttons
Shadwhawk: Leo's doing pretty well this time
Rockario: Blue's giving you a run for your money
WereDoor: game of skill
Shadwhawk: Well, was
Alephred: Turtle power!
TehAmelie: and then we died of exposure, while the village callously turned its back
Walkingharder: Look at that lead!
Tiber727: In future news, Ian is barred from turtle racing after a caluiflower bribery scheme is uncovered.
TheMoatman: Are we winning or in last?
rucdoc: this how they get you, win one then you gamble all of it and they sucker you
SniperPumpkin: no contest, everythings's good
Painfully_Dyslexic: get that turtle some pizza
Swamplor: There was at least one space quest game where save scumming the gambling was the intended way to progress
TehAmelie: i raise you cauliflower DOPING
j0xer: RNG stallout
Walkingharder: Anotjer!
MrQBear: That turtle was going to just SIT there forever.
Walkingharder: One more!
niccus: who knew turtle racing could be so tiring
Rockario: Ian got *real* mad there just before the end
ChaoticObserver: Max bet it for 1,500
Ivannorr: Now you have all those token fun bucks
orimazer: how are your fingers doing after that
SniperPumpkin: and maybe we'll get to see the sub ocean again
VTMonster: those turtles are tiny
TehAmelie: i want to believe the village has a simulated microeconomy and there's only like 100 000 moneys to go around
caimheul: Well, if you had lost you could probably eat the turtle
rucdoc: dragon turtle
Walkingharder: SnakeTurtle all day long
SniperPumpkin: oh, they have different odds too
aWabbajack: X is bad
aWabbajack: got it
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Walkingharder: Only game in games with no DLC
SniperPumpkin: gambling is fun when it's meaningless digital numbers
TheMoatman: And if a nice man in an expensive suit says "hey kid, you wanna buy some options", just say no
mtvcdm: You lucksack
CaptainSpam: GET PLINKO'D, SON
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGOAT
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK lrrIAN_SG
BrokenGolem: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SnackPak_: Gambling is fun
Wrexadecimal: Platform? PS4, duh Kappa
aWabbajack: Kids, don't gamble until you are older
TehAmelie: what are the odds we can actually will the ball where we want to a nigh-measurable degree using quantum mechanics that were yet undiscovered in the 1980s?
Walkingharder: So this is just the trail of gambling?
caimheul: @SniperPumpkin That's the trick, it's not "real" money when it is chips or points on a card
blastedman: Poggies
aWabbajack: Pref. 30+
mtvcdm: If you hit this I swear to bus
Walkingharder: In a town of not even 30 people how big can gambling be?
caimheul: Well, we were told over and over our luck is reliable.
TheMoatman: So close
Wrexadecimal: womp womp
TehAmelie: technically this is a game of skill. well, it would be easier to argue the same about dice
caimheul: Don't you have to get prizes first?
MrQBear: Yeah, Prize Booth time
caimheul: then turn those prizes into cash?
korvys: "Thanks. I will now stand here for 30 minutes"
orimazer: get a big stuffed animal
orimazer: or an inflatable hammer
korvys: It's pachinko, right? That means you have to go around the corner to get cash
orimazer: we're not in japan any more
Walkingharder: Does China have gambling laws?
Eklinaar: a bullet journaling minigame?
korvys: You mean this isn't Yakuza lrrBEEJ
Drakas: they have laws but i think there not at bad as in Japan
blip2004: how about eyes on Juan
Walkingharder: I feel like the laws are more "can you pay your way out" and not actual laws
Eklinaar: F
myrddinthewizard: Yeet!
TheMoatman: Well, Macau is rather famous for its casinos
Eklinaar: Big brain play
TheMoatman: And I know that at least horse racing is legal in Hong Kong
Juliamon: I just realized this game does lack something from 1 and 2: the horrible digital beeping when navigating menus.
Painfully_Dyslexic: lrrSACK_SG lrrHAM_SG
aWabbajack: lrrIAN katesBeans
TheMoatman: But apparently it's been illegal in mainland China since the revolution
myrddinthewizard: So its bookie time now?
forlornhope22: the bookie is a werewolf?
blip2004: omg his voice
adi_pie: I have a fear.
Walkingharder: Now who is this lovely person?
caimheul: Yes, where can I get prizes?
aWabbajack: Low Roar - Why So Serious
mtvcdm: That voice does not match that face.
RvLeshrac: He's just jokering around.
adi_pie: That's a very pretty bowl though.
TheMoatman: Always bet on black
Shadwhawk: To be fair, it's a lot better odds that roulette!
Walkingharder: But we have reliable luck
Shadwhawk: than
blip2004: lrrIAN_BW
myrddinthewizard: Windmill slam, BIRD! lrrIAN_SG
orimazer: why do they make you wait so long ;_;
SniperPumpkin: orimazer #realism
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Eklinaar: Adam Savidan in a wig?
adi_pie: Promising a lot there, Ryo.
erloas: no, very wrong
mtvcdm: I know right?
blip2004: he must smoke 10 packs a day
caimheul: Wrong kind of masons?
adi_pie: Iago? Is that you?
Rockario: Trans rep, I guess?
Rockario: Or maybe just enbie
myrddinthewizard: As ian slowly becomes Gilbert Godfrey...
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Alephred: Can Ryo purchase himself from the machine?
Rockario: We see here Ian's "Barkerville Reflex"
mtvcdm: Gambling? I'm in!
Painfully_Dyslexic: god loot boxes are un everything these days
blip2004: huh real fishing lures. thats not dangerous for kids at all
TehAmelie: if we get ten lures can we craft them into a megalure?
caimheul: Well, if we buy the machine, we'll get what we need right?
TheMoatman: I love just sticking my hand into a gatcha and ripping out a fishhook
TheMoatman: Along with most of the skin on my hand
Shadwhawk: Gotta collect 'em all
MrQBear: Lemme guess, White is the Super Ultra Rare one?
mtvcdm: There are only so many colors in the world. Sooner or later one of them has to be white.
ZwieVinter: Acouple of these are sorta white
myrddinthewizard: White lure is the mythic rare...
Earthenone: it clearly runs out of white ones
RebekahWSD: Machine is stocked foreeeever
caimheul: How expensive is white paint
ChaoticObserver: What are the odds on this machine anyway?
blip2004: this kid is getting you to get the rarest one to save his allowance
Buxx345: Little did he know that white was the actual rarest in the machine and so he sat there for 2 days straight
kakmize: So from what I can tell this game is cutting logs, fighting and gambling.
revhologram: so glad I tuned in just in time to watch Ian purchase a series of fishing lures
mtvcdm: How about a game of lucky hit?
SniperPumpkin: ian, you're going to blow all your cauliflour money on lures
caimheul: We better find out where to get prizes so we can get money back from gambling....
ZwieVinter: So next stop a shop that sells white paint
orimazer: what will he do with all these lures
Rockario: This is where the proprietor comes out and tells you they only putt one in, and it got pulled yesterday
RvLeshrac: Dead to rights.
Eklinaar: Oh I see that it's cheat day.
Shadwhawk: Eurogamer said it took them 20-30 tries to get the white lure. THey save-scummed
TheMoatman: It's going to be the first you get tomorrow
BrowneePoints: "god willing we're going to get the White One"
caimheul: "If there is any justice in the world"
TheMoatman: Because you value your sanity
erloas: yeah, why save scum when you can just chop more wood
ElementalAlchemist: It's too late to gachapon
myrddinthewizard: HAHA!
revhologram: apparently it's far too late to buy any more lures today?
Tiber727: The game is cutting you off.
ElementalAlchemist: The gachapon machine is closed
ElementalAlchemist: it's after 9PM
erloas: they're keeping the cauliflower company in his pack, one lure per head
Eklinaar: Everyone knows it's not respectable to buy gachapon after 9.
caimheul: Also, do you know where I can buy prizes with these tokens?
TehAmelie: i hope the amber ones have real amber in them cause then we have tons of amber
Drakas: can you sell the lures
ZwieVinter: attach the lures to your jacket so you're more Alluring
johnhelix: Time to start winning all combat instances by throwing fistfuls of fishing lures at them.
myrddinthewizard: More clacking needles together...
MrQBear: A better question is if he can MAKE anything with those lures, the Gacha sets have tradeins, don't they?
orimazer: it's a power move
TheMoatman: What's wrong with her toes
caimheul: @johnhelix but if wrestling rules apply, whoever places the lures is the one who will fall on them.
TehAmelie: what we need is gloves with lures on them
caimheul: @MrQBear I think you need a complete set
j0xer: how is she knitting without a ball of yarn
Walkingharder: What do you think the Dev who decided this is how he would talk to her would say?
TheMoatman: The tip is like three times longer than the shaft
johnhelix: @caimheul Curses, you're right!
MrQBear: @caimheul Maybe? I thought he only needed like, 2-3 of the kart racers set for a kung fu book
TheMoatman: "I stood behind people and talked to them"
Vlanoik: is she a disney princess?
adi_pie: *squints*
caimheul: Thank you Ryo for not letting that just go by.
ZwieVinter: I've got it kite all fights to the nearest river and use the lures to command the fish to your aid!
aWabbajack: she met real druids and dryads!
SniperPumpkin: Ryo's eyes got really big there
ReverseCreations: Animals, old people, same thing
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caimheul: I mean, humans are part of animalia
Reecer6: Oh my god, it's pogs.
TheMoatman: "They stopped talking after the villagers started giving me these pills"
sjcTheos: Pogs PogChamp
myrddinthewizard: POG
Eklinaar: Face Off?
myrddinthewizard: PogChamp
TheMoatman: Ryo's back! In pog form!
Walkingharder: Well this is insightful.....
TheMoatman: holy shit
ElementalAlchemist: None of my friends had names
caimheul: Clearly there needs to be a line of Shenmue pogs
Eklinaar: Honestly not having human friends as a kid is relatable.
ReverseCreations: I love Me-Mes
Juliamon: Shenhua was up with the memes
j0xer: i thought you were a super weirdo
Vlanoik: but they were no where near as good as friends as the animals
johnhelix: She's gonna kill you in your sleep and feed your corpse to the forest creatures.
caimheul: All my animal friends made the mistake of being delicious
orimazer: rise up
ElementalAlchemist: wait
ElementalAlchemist: can we go to the Panda Market
ElementalAlchemist: We need to go to the Panda Market
Tiber727: Ryo's friends were gachapon machines.
Eklinaar: "I've gotten really into World of Warcraft..."
TheMoatman: "Well there was this one forklift I got really close to"
j0xer: yep i'm playing marvel vs capcom 2 to this day
myrddinthewizard: Am I right, Gamers?
SniperPumpkin: the conversations in this game are so this game
caimheul: But fruit isn't part of the all cauliflower diet
blip2004: No fruit. Only Cauliflower
kakmize: take the pumpkin!
Tiber727: The guy on the wall scroll is a real gamer.
TheMoatman: I wonder how bad our clothes smell
SniperPumpkin: I'm glad this game exists, but I'm also glad that this is the only game series like this
caimheul: Sleeps with his shoes on I noticed.
TehAmelie: the jeans and t-shirt is part of his skin, but he does wear the jacket
caimheul: Wait, didn't we win an alarm clock?
caimheul: why aren't we using it?
TehAmelie: (jeans, t-shirt and shoes)
TheMoatman: Who needs an alarm clock when you get up at the same time every day
caimheul: Ah.
Walkingharder: Gameplay......
orimazer: it was displaying the time on the stall
SniperPumpkin: ah, that classic electronics manufacturer Ysnet
orimazer: did he take out the batteries?
Azathoth256: Oh god, the white lure.
TheMoatman: Can we sell the extras?
ZwieVinter: Only 18 Lures
caimheul: And of course she doesn't have batteries in the house...
ElementalAlchemist: Do they make batteries you can win from a gachapon machine?
TehAmelie: 3 or more of every lure other than the one we want. seems like a strong record for our last day of work
Azathoth256: You also may want to have more than 5 yuan.
myrddinthewizard: Time to chop!
TehAmelie: jeez, her house is hyooge
TheMoatman: Remember to get that last gacha we missed
ElementalAlchemist: "Hey! I'm poor."
TehAmelie: maybe high roofs keeps the rain away better
TheMoatman: It could be *the one*
SniperPumpkin: that would be a lot of streams
TheMoatman: Three years of shenmue
ElementalAlchemist: A year of Shenmue!
Walkingharder: That stream would drive people insane
TehAmelie: wanna bet if you finish this before Cam and Cori finish Disco Inferno?
myrddinthewizard: STRANGER DANGER!
TheMoatman: "I need you to bust into the gacha machine and get me the white lure"
caimheul: Does one ever finish Shenmue? or just get fed up with it?
ElementalAlchemist: That one! *doesn't point*
Walkingharder: Why are kids always so creepy in these games?
SniperPumpkin: cross the bridge, take the fork before the house
SniperPumpkin: full animation and everything
TheMoatman: Of course
aWabbajack: come on rNG Jeebus
kakmize: lol
myrddinthewizard: lrrIAN_SG Cool Game!!!
TehAmelie: for reference, a thorough playthrough of Disco Inferno can take 50 hours, and that's without reading everything out loud
aWabbajack: zekeOH zekeNO
Walkingharder: Is that a rare one?
aWabbajack: Just a friend!
caimheul: Lets see how much a panda costs!
Walkingharder: Gamble to make money?
Vlanoik: panda market has the prize exchange for your tokens
kakmize: your going to get mugged
TheMoatman: Let's beat up these kids and take their money
johnhelix: You're getting pickpocketed.
kakmize: you're*
TehAmelie: can you just buy a panda in China? i guess in the 1980s
Walkingharder: I repeat.......why are kids so creepy?
caimheul: Good thing we don't have any money?
TheMoatman: Good thing we're broke
SniperPumpkin: child, that's a threat
Fruan: "Be busy later!" is like my internal narrative all the time.
Freila_Olympus: don't worry bout it Ian
Vlanoik: small humans are horrifying, i thought you knew that
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying coxManleee lrrFINE
ZwieVinter: Let them hide and just walk away
caimheul: Are they practicing hand binding in addition to foot binding?
aWabbajack: Taru of FF XIV?!
TehAmelie: child labor laws make motion capturing small humans a yet untried science
aWabbajack: the little peoples
TheMoatman: sure
TheMoatman: Hiding
ZwieVinter: Just. Walk. Away
Fruan: Just leave.
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TacitusVigil: I mean, you did this to yourself. Kappa
Alephred: You are never finding your father's killer.
TheMoatman: If you don't do this, do the kids just starve?
caimheul: At least these kids are crappy hiders
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying
TacitusVigil: Wait, is *that* what this game is about @Alephred ? Kappa
TehAmelie: i bet the decadent man would enjoy hide and seek
ElementalAlchemist: Ian status: broken
aWabbajack: Side quests: The Game
myrddinthewizard: !updog
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TehAmelie: it's a game of the mind, you see. one must outthink a 2 foot person
Alephred: @TacitusVigil Yes it is.
TehAmelie: (he would enjoy it, but be terrible at it)
Juliamon: For better or worse, there's no game quite like Shenmue.
Drakas: i think the game broke ian
myrddinthewizard: Oh, also, to the US watchers in EST and CST, Happy Thanksgiving!
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, hey, you're right, it's just past midnight
mtvcdm: Or, happy Friendsgiving if you prefer that for whatever reason!
TacitusVigil: Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate it. I hope if you do it's a good day. And if you don't that it's a good day.
Alephred: We got in early and had our Thanksgiving last month. :D
TacitusVigil: But why not Second Thanksgiving?
Juliamon: Good ol' Thanksgiving, aka the day my sister has to be at work at 5am so she doesn't have to be at work at 5am on Friday.
adi_pie: Right, I need to get going and make breakfast. Take care, chat.
TacitusVigil: Bye Adi
adi_pie: Hopefully you find where the sailors hang out.
myrddinthewizard: Take Care @adi_pie
TehAmelie: by the way how hype do you think Aang would be to fight Firelord Ozai if Zuko told him how he burned his face
milman11: Love the music
TehAmelie: so much for that sidetrack
ElementalAlchemist: "I don't know how far we are, but we're probably not."
TehAmelie: so many lovely sunflowers
Walkingharder: Do you really have to?
milman11: No more Ian asmr
TheMoatman: I mean... do you?
Walkingharder: Can't you just leave them
ZwieVinter: One child entered the man eating sunflower maze
Painfully_Dyslexic: phrasing...
ElementalAlchemist: "Only if they played hide and seek in English"
TheMoatman: I assume that was related to the time(s) you were kanchoed
TehAmelie: wait how are all the sunflowers facing different ways?
ElementalAlchemist: "You're the creepy one! Not the girl with the small hands!"
TheMoatman: Enter the octagon
Alephred: What is kancho?
TheMoatman: Wait I think that might be a hexagon
caimheul: Chun lee?
Rockario: I wonder if she's a fan of Chun-Li
ElementalAlchemist: no! Ask her about the thugs!
ElementalAlchemist: what the crap Ryo
milman11: River gameplay
myrddinthewizard: uh....
TheMoatman: One was "hiding" next to a ladder
ElementalAlchemist: Didn't one of them just stand next to a ladder?
Tiber727: She's on a gazebo, minus the gazebo.
myrddinthewizard: And a cart...
milman11: Riveting
Shadwhawk: Did you get the one crouched behind a cart?
TheMoatman: Yeah that was the creepy bald one
caimheul: Wasn't the ladder red?
ElementalAlchemist: That looks like the ladder
Tiber727: No, I was talking about martial artist lady.
ElementalAlchemist: I think
Walkingharder: That too is how I reply to people
Walkingharder: She is on drugs right?
mtvcdm: Other side of Chun Li
caimheul: Senility
TheMoatman: The short term memory loss strikes again
blip2004: everyone has dementia it seems
milman11: Mmmmmmm
myrddinthewizard: HAHAH!
ElementalAlchemist: gamers don't look up
ElementalAlchemist: happens every time
orimazer: gamers never look up
ANeMzero: that isn't even a hiding place that's just sitting on top of a ladder
mtvcdm: The slow roll
simplysuzu: Ian losing his shit over Shenmue is the best thing on twitch right now LUL
caimheul: Is this village actually an unwalled mental institution?
ZwieVinter: TO find the shildren thee must answer these wuestions three, 1 how many children? 2 Whos children are they? 3 Anyone here able to clip when they hid and post it in chat?
Earthenone: shen MOO?
ZwieVinter: questions*
TheMoatman: Taking advantage of Ryo's complete inability to tilt his head up is a dirty move
TehAmelie: what happens if you don't find them before dark? *sweat drop*
Earthenone: plenty of lures
Rockario: Email Beej...Please do not Email Beej https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleObesePonyChocolateRain
Shadwhawk: Just contemplating the cows
caimheul: Clearly a child is dressed as a sheep
ElementalAlchemist: The city smells terrible, like you
ElementalAlchemist: so, uh, hey sweet babe
TheMoatman: I believe it's called "negging"
Tiber727: Based on the girl in the ladder, I'm betting one is hiding in the sub ocean.
caimheul: Why not both Ian?
orimazer: isn't that negging?
Walkingharder: ^
TehAmelie: maybe she's turned on by being disgusted
SniperPumpkin: oh, those cows are not normal
TehAmelie: something complicated like that
myrddinthewizard: boooooooooooo!
Freila_Olympus: agreed
TheMoatman: It absolutely was
TehAmelie: are you a Horizon Zero Dark cosplayer?
Walkingharder: That is something you write in your journal
simplysuzu: "Do you have a moment.... to talk about our lord and savior
ZwieVinter: He's behind the medieval castle next door based on her outfit
caimheul: She looks like she wants to talk to your manager
TehAmelie: child, converse with me!
Walkingharder: Hes in the back Ian
SnackPak_: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
SnackPak_: Good.
milman11: What game is this ?
Walkingharder: We've stepped in some plot
TehAmelie: we found the murder house?
mtvcdm: Oh no, we found story!
Juliamon: Hello and welcome to Let's Nope
Laogeodritt: Hello, Ian! Hello, chat!
TehAmelie: i mean, every village has a murder house
CaptainSpam: Ah, an evidence dungeon!
ANeMzero: Uh.. TOS?
caimheul: The child has been kidnapped, we will now spend the next few hours trying to find the kid
ElementalAlchemist: "A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children" --Ian
mtvcdm: We almost found story!
FITorion: quote that
Omthebox: Extort the child.
Juliamon: Child, PLEASE don't crouch on broken glass
TehAmelie: if you live in a village and don't know a murder house, it's yours
TacitusVigil: Some sort of...Spider....Man?
Laogeodritt: I see we're still awkwardly talking to people to try and find information on The Thugs.
Warm_Pleather_Dad: spiderman was here
TheMoatman: My legs are very unhappy at me for horse stancing
myrddinthewizard: Kid hid next to the plot...a place that is super hard to find in this game.
caimheul: These are thug apples, they might have razor blades
TheMoatman: I'm going to have thighs of steel by the time you beat this
TacitusVigil: We're not a criminal. Kappa
Walkingharder: The things they really put time into is stunning
Juliamon: You ought to be able to just tip that whole bowl into your pocket. Nobody would notice among the rest of the mess.
aesir_blade: The lid went behind the back
simplysuzu: Ryo sent it to the cornfield
TehAmelie: (the shadow realm is my butt)
cheetoJack: lids are fair game, but apples are off limits
Juliamon: TehAmelie No, that's the dream void
caimheul: I really want that lid to be in the inventory
TehAmelie: the butt has many names
aesir_blade: ( i was referencing the earlier nebulous 'back' )
Vyous: Every time it makes me laugh
TheMoatman: Every time I do it reminds me of my father's death
simplysuzu: it was an early draft Nickleback
ElementalAlchemist: It goes, "look at this graph"
TehAmelie: that one song Nickelback does has a lot of versatility
caimheul: Clues are back on the table boys
TheMoatman: That's a very shapely buddha
RockPusher: lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
caimheul: But hammers can sometimes be used to gather clues from witnesses
Omthebox: I see this person has also watched Dr. Stone
Laogeodritt: I mean, I guess if you had a thinking buddha with some blood on it and you had a dead body, the buddha might be a clue
rucdoc: hey the lid is behind the table
Shadwhawk: Statue porn, finally!
Warm_Pleather_Dad: Lewd
TehAmelie: my hobby is sneaking into people's homes and rearranging the furniture
caimheul: Did we find the porn stash?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SniperPumpkin: there's so much plot happening right now
mtvcdm: I wonder if there are any clues here.
caimheul: "I wonder if there are any clues here" doesn't open box in drawer
blip2004: tibetan singing bowls?
TheMoatman: It's a little gnome!
SniperPumpkin: snarking at shenmue is part of enjoying shenmue
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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Juliamon: lrrHORN
TheMoatman: It's too small to drive but we can strap it to a turtle and race it that way
myrddinthewizard: lrrIAN_SG
CaptainSpam: Ryo is already working out how he can race that.
caimheul: Maybe it's an RC forklift
Fruan: Are we going to try to kill someone with it?
ElementalAlchemist: FORKLIFT
Tiber727: How can it be better than Knack 2?
ElementalAlchemist: "some sort of name list"
ElementalAlchemist: Well, you're part way there, Ryo
Laogeodritt: @ElementalAlchemist slytqHi
ElementalAlchemist: Or the villagers will agree you're a serial killer, Ryo
caimheul: "Do you know who owns this forklift?"
ElementalAlchemist: Hey there Laogeodritt ^_^
VelvetFalcon: There's really only one question I have about this game. Can you play Lucky Hit?
caimheul: No it's a fish
TehAmelie: bird, birrrd
ChaoticObserver: Strength Ian
mtvcdm: *slow clap*
ElementalAlchemist: "Half of the game is deciding that you're not interested in things"
ElementalAlchemist: VelvetFalcon: yes
CaptainSpam: What IS this strange shape? Is this a pigeon?
TheMoatman: When did twitch implement a feature that auto-selects resolution when you have a stream hiccup even when it isn't set to auto
ElementalAlchemist: "Is this a pigeon?"
TheMoatman: Let's ask @artdecider
blip2004: ryo is a regular Sherlock Holmes
tidehollowcat: It looks like a bird, but can we really be sure?
TheMoatman: Every day we play a Ryo from a parallel universe
TehAmelie: this is why the village has so many small children. they're us
ZwieVinter: No it's clearly a ghost of a bird, not an actual bird
Omthebox: Is there any possibility this man has never seen a cow
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TheShameGranny: I hear a lot of shouting about forklifts and birds coming from your room young man! Best not be doing anything shameful up there!
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caimheul: I'm going with this is a mental institution without walls, and Ryo is a patient
Laogeodritt: @caimheul So Shutter Island except set in East Asia?
Fruan: The Moonbase has a defibulator, right?
chesul: your one punch punch then?
Earthenone: Forklift!
Earthenone: alway
ElementalAlchemist: forklift, obviously
caimheul: @Laogeodritt yeah, basically
ChaoticObserver: Game of the year every year
Warm_Pleather_Dad: Kappa
mtvcdm: do iiiiiiiit
caimheul: DO IT. Forklift!
ElementalAlchemist: YES
TehAmelie: they call him One Inch Man Ryu
TheMoatman: what I'm hearing is that on the next Mail Time, Ian will be receiving a fully operational forklift
RockPusher: building RC forklift on TTSF when? lrrBEEJ
ElementalAlchemist: I don't think you want your names added to it
TheMoatman: Also what is SSSsss
TheMoatman: Ah, creeper
caimheul: So it's a page from deathnote?
TheMoatman: You need a license to use a forklift on private property?
Driosenth: $8.99 USD Die Cast Forklift https://www.schylling.com/p/diecast-forklift
blip2004: @TheMoatman only if you want insurance
mtvcdm: Same one as the one I found, just without Amazon as middleman
TheMoatman: Oh right, that
Alephred: You two somehow found the SAME forklift.
Tiber727: If only we could combine a forklift with a Gundam, then Ian would never need anything ever again.
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Laogeodritt: [grandma voice] Such a polite young man.
caimheul: Because I need some work done on my house
rucdoc: you should ask Beej about the list if they are all Masons
Alephred: Why do you have a list of dead stonemasons? It's .. complicated.
Rockario: "Registry" he says
caimheul: And this *pulls out forklift*
Walkingharder: He didn't pick up on that until now....
Alephred: This game has no subtext or inner monologue whatsoever.
Omthebox: Where the stone lives
caimheul: Tend or talk to?
caimheul: Panda market?
TheMoatman: I'm looking for where stonemasons hang out
Walkingharder: Find where stone masons hang out
ElementalAlchemist: Yeah! Arcade!
myrddinthewizard: Welp, I am off to bed. Have a great day everyone!
TheMoatman: YES
caimheul: Someone mentioned tokens can be exchanged for prizes in the Panda Market
TheMoatman: It's happening again
Walkingharder: This game is just becoming a meme of itself
SniperPumpkin: time for a bit of cash
MrJWhit: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:33 PM
RockPusher: guyjudgeWood sergeMoly
Leedopo: with how bonkers the kickstarter got, how does this not look significantly better?
TheMoatman: "Man fuck those dead stonemasons, I want you chopping my wood"
caimheul: Well, don't the prizes turn into cash?
ShDragon: Who sets up wood to chop them immediaterly starts turning left and right?
Fruan: Normal guy, normal chop
Walkingharder: Mm-hmm
RockPusher: [woodchopping soundtrack intensifies]
CaptainSpam: I'm fairly certain if it DID look significantly better, it wouldn't be Shenmue.
aWabbajack: Death Perception is better!
Omthebox: This is basically a bowling game.
daDilph: Hardcore chopping music makes me think of the Immigrant Song.
aWabbajack: cutting the lines like Shiki
TheMoatman: I mean, he didn't see a kid in bright clothes sitting at the top of a ladder he was standing next to
caimheul: Too many blows to the head
ZwieVinter: Thats what 5 more lures
SniperPumpkin: that's good cauliflour money
blip2004: all the cauliflower has affected his inner ear so he loses balance when he lifts the axe
Alephred: What's the cauliflower-lure exchange at?
caimheul: Hacker voice : We're in
TheMoatman: This music is *extremely* late-90s MIDI soundtrack
ElementalAlchemist: "No! We're back to pastoral Chinese village music!" --Ian
aesir_blade: okay this is just Immigrant Song
aWabbajack: Led Zepp or Barracuda by Heart?
RockPusher: darkened room, his axe glowing… we're in!
TehAmelie: how much firewood does the village need anyway?
aWabbajack: oh yeah i hear it too
aWabbajack: 1 hundo!
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hamdotexe: epic wood chopping music
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TheMoatman: I wonder if you could mod in e1m1 from doom for that
ShDragon: Creeeeepy
Walkingharder: That was very important
TheMoatman: I'm pretty sure you will die if you play with her
Painfully_Dyslexic: no, I don't like those children, more accurately I hate those children
Walkingharder: The play with me I can't now scene will play huge in act 17 of this game
SniperPumpkin: the house behind where the tai chi happens
daDilph: ZHou is the village square stonemason, I think.
TheMoatman: I believe it's Zhou mama
Omthebox: Riour correct
hamdotexe: Zhou mama
Dreamlettuce: He's balling his fists. He's gunna hit her!
RockPusher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
RockPusher: The verisimilitude of this granny simulator is astounding!
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TehAmelie: she seems to be doing the job of a millstone, very ineffectively, all day, every day
Rockario: You're memorizing that melody, right? You need it to get behind the Phoenix mirror cave in chapter 16 lrrBEEJ
TheMoatman: Come on
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheMoatman: YI
ElementalAlchemist: FINALLY
Shadwhawk: That was, what, the 27th pull?
johnhelix: WIN
Omthebox: EZ PZ
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: FINALLY
TehAmelie: at long last
nemryn: The true Shenmue experience
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
RockPusher: BlessRNG BlessRNG BlessRNG
TStodden: How... A-Lure-ing... lrrBEEJ
Painfully_Dyslexic: lrrHAM_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG
TehAmelie: the fish are all lurded up
Shadwhawk: You get to do it again because a girl wants a diamond from a gacha machine!
RockPusher: Tut tut tut, little girl is a snitch
TehAmelie: isn't a "mason" presumed to be working in stone?
RockPusher: That is a heck of a jawline
ElementalAlchemist: "OK, and why do you have it? Was Mr. Xu's house ransacked by you?"
ElementalAlchemist: He LIVES at the market?
Drakas: im sure his dad was a stonemason
Thayth: hello
FITorion: he is the market
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Laogeodritt: PAhaha
blip2004: hahaha
RockPusher: fugiWow tiltyhEXTREME
Drakas: look at the chiseled jaw
Thayth: the child is a girl
ElementalAlchemist: "I'm gonna be on TV!" --child
blip2004: Tell me your secrets
TehAmelie: she's really practiced the power stances
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Thayth: sleep and then talk to here
orimazer: at least in intention those cuts
TehAmelie: his shop is cricket-noise proof
ElementalAlchemist: How about 50 lures?
ElementalAlchemist: Will you trade for 50 lures?
RockPusher: Pawn shop‽ Time to sell some plates! lrrBEEJ
blip2004: do you give up the white lure or give it to the child
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
ElementalAlchemist: they're closed
TehAmelie: 7 pm is bedtime for farmers
ElementalAlchemist: oh wait that's not what that means
ElementalAlchemist: surely we have a complete set of lures
ElementalAlchemist: WHAT
blip2004: booo
Drakas: but you can sell them
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ZwieVinter: Be Very Careful near the White Lure
blip2004: i don't think you have enough for a mask
RockPusher: DEEP IAN
ElementalAlchemist: Are we going to Shenmue Hell?
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Laogeodritt: I literally can't understand you on that deeper setting there. XD
ElementalAlchemist: Someone bring us the fire filter and red lighting
JohnPraw: unintelligible lol
Rockario: That's pretty deep, if you go that low you gotta *really* enunciate
Drakas: you sound like you in slow motion
Laogeodritt: Nanner!
ZwieVinter: Yes a banana because you don't have enough fibre in the all cauliflower diet
RockPusher: Have the kids encouraged us to gamble in this game?
ElementalAlchemist: I see a metronome
ElementalAlchemist: Metronomes are cool
ElementalAlchemist: I see a frying pan with an unreasonably long handle
ElementalAlchemist: Frying pans with unreasonably long handles are useful
Laogeodritt starts ticking at @ElementalAlchemist at 132bpm
The_Voices: huh
ElementalAlchemist: source: we once successfully did that over a fire
TheMoatman: In universe, why does that exist
Walkingharder: I feel like that is a great idea
Walkingharder: Also this is Shenmue logic
RockPusher: CaCaw! rtuesBirb
RockPusher: rtuesBirb Squid2 PrideWingR
ElementalAlchemist: Woo! Metronomes are useful!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: LUL
TheMoatman: Just like pachink
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: pachinko!
The_Voices: lol
TheMoatman: *pachinko
mtvcdm: Pachinko!
blip2004: "prizes"
Juliamon: And thus, the circle of life continues.
TheMoatman: I thought that's what the Japanese PAchinko system did, too?
Blightfight: Dear god, isn't it late-o-clock over there?
RockPusher: Some extra complications In the intricate watch that is money laundering :P
Laogeodritt: play it forward++
TStodden: Play it Forward ends when Ian says it ends.
Drakas: the clock was for a set
mtvcdm: I mean we have to
RockPusher: sergeMoly dixHAMMER tiltyhEXTREME
ElementalAlchemist: arCAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
mtvcdm: It's the law
orimazer: return to kamigawa: the great wave
TheMoatman: I just found out something wonderful while looking for the best value prize
TStodden: This area is making me want the UFO arcade in The Coin Game.
TheMoatman: I'm not going to say what it is because it made me very happy and will make Ian even more happy when he finds out
RockPusher: sergeMoly dixHAMMER lrrIAN foxmarAAA
mtvcdm: We Taiko Drum Master now
orimazer: high score!
RockPusher: katesRip sergeMoly
TheMoatman: Okay so the best value item is the mochi pounding scroll, it's .097 yuan per token
mtvcdm: I set the a record!
Drakas: the music reminds me of the end song from ponyo
Laogeodritt: these cuts. Whyyy.
nemryn: Hey Shenhua
RockPusher: A good wood chopping axe is sharp Ian katesSass
Kaszoski: She sounds a bit robotic?
mtvcdm: They all sound robotic.
Kaszoski: Oh
Laogeodritt: I kind of want to see Kathleen's reaction to the writing in this game.
RockPusher: Candy!!! PogChamp
TheMoatman: "It was when my father was murdered 20 years ago"
Laogeodritt: Yeah, there's a bunch of translation that I can imagine the original Japanese for
orimazer: "it can't be helped"
Laogeodritt: but like, the flow of the writing as translated is terrible too
RockPusher: I guess no filming road quest 2 here then
TheMoatman: Or... on horseback? Are there zero horses in the village?
Laogeodritt: @RockPusher Aren't you listening? The crew just needs to get cows. Not cars, cows.
blip2004: cows... not yaks or oxen
Walkingharder: I want to hear more about the usefulness of cows
RockPusher: I'm down for Cow Quest gabyLul
Cmdrlyneye: WutFace
blip2004: oh man, I want that to happen at the end of this
Kaszoski: So against you
TheMoatman: Ian "One Seat" Horner
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (13:53 from now).
Earthenone: !subscribe cowfactsd
RockPusher: Just remember to actually finish that save
ElementalAlchemist: See you next time, Ian!
FITorion: is original audio with english subs not available?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Juliamon: Can we... can we not do this again
blip2004: the music is real great for this somehow
Juliamon: I can't understand a word
DigitalSeahorse: shigiSurprise
mtvcdm: Let's maybe set the audio back for Checkpoint tomorrow so Graham doesn't walk into this.
RockPusher: There we go, that is closer to the OG DEEP IAN
DigitalSeahorse: pegaGrump pegaGrump pegaGrump benginRage ssandGHOST lrrIAN
Laogeodritt: Wed 8pm, Sat 6pm, Sun 1pm moonbase time, if anyone else is wondering what the Play it Forward schedule is for Shenmue
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2400 patrons for a total of $14,136.84 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
RockPusher: Thank you Ian lrrHEART lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the stream, Ian! I'm glad that it's been slow enough that I can miss chunks of Shenmue and not be lost =V
RockPusher: guiducKBuffer guiducKBuffer guiducKBuffer
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Laogeodritt: Oooooooh, Jer and gameboy mods. Gotta catch that!
mtvcdm: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/2019schedule for a Google Calendar version.
TSSaloic_: GBC Modding! Sounds awesome!
mtvcdm: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST episodes premiere Mondays at 4pm on Youtube! Latest Episode: Ep6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6xILrbZkVw
johnhelix: Have a good night, Ian. Stay frosty. And keep safe out there, everyone.
ElementalAlchemist: PAX Unplugged: It's a PAX!
mtvcdm: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
mtvcdm: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's a brand new way to support LRR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdI0W2l9Zg&t=0s
ElementalAlchemist: Good night Ian :P
TSSaloic_: Nite Ian!
mtvcdm: !rqmerch
LRRbot: Visit https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/collections/road-quest for official Road Quest merch! Now you too can proclaim your car as a Fursuit Vehicle or Lethal Threat.
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
SnackPak_: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrGOAT_SG pegaBooty_HF
txzen_: hello good people
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank