InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Also this is from the new Panalysts episode and I was suppose to post this yesterday but here you go now! 📷 ||
PharaohBender27: I remember someone I went to college with talking about how he and his brother once tried to eat all the hobbit meals . . . they got full pretty quick
TXC2: Nigouki soon enough it will be
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 the trick is in portion control. :-P
TXC2: PharaohBender27 it's how bodybuilders do it
AmoriLinguae: for me dinner is the big meal, @PhoenixMelior . Our family's thanksgiving dinner is at lunch
ContingentCat: I've heard about people who basically eat many snacks instead of meals, that would work with the hobbit food schedule
TheMerricat: Now I'm seeing Hobbiton overrun by tiny roid raging bodybuilding bros @TXC2 :-P
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Yeah, I don't think this guy and his brother were expending as many calories as a bodybuilder would
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat OH NO
TXC2: TheMerricat "you getting them gains Mr Frodo?"
PhoenixMelior: I don't understand you Americans and your weird turkey customs
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (11m ago).
kassy_13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (12m ago).
Izhuark: There is a 15 minute delay
kassy_13: oh i'm not late??
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: Yeah. They don't even have a ritual effigy burning in their November Celebrations. I don't get it.
kassy_13: yessssss
Izhuark: Safe :)
PhoenixMelior: Twinklebees right? In the UK you do, in Canada we do that a month prior
TheMerricat: @kassy_13 I think I can count the number of times Checkpoint actually started within the first 15 min of the start time, at least since I've started following, on one hand. :-)
ContingentCat: Canada doesn't tend to do the burning effigy thing
PharaohBender27: @PhoenixMelior It's . . . essentially something we started during our Civil War and then retroactively justified it as tradition with a colonizationist myth that white-washed settler/native interactions, in a nutshell
kassy_13: i've missed it a couple of times by being 15-20 mins late honestly so i always worry lol @TheMerricat
kassy_13: @Twinklebees guy fawkes?
Twinklebees: Indeed.
TheMerricat: I still love the fact that Ben Franklin wanted our national bird to be a Turkey. Man what a soul read. :-P
AmoriLinguae: @kassy_13 lol, I have been 30 minutes late and caught the beginning more times than not
Pteraspidomorphi: When did you start, TheMerricat?
PhoenixMelior: PharaohBender27 I know. I'm your northern neighbour, we don't hear the end of it
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi following Checkpoint, maybe two years ago? Possibly three?
PharaohBender27: Whoops, sorry if I seemed to be talking down to you, @PhoenixMelior :/
TehAmelie: the news just keep happening, so the later the show is the more current events it can cover
TehAmelie logic
kassy_13: hahaha
ContingentCat: sure that works
Twinklebees: I'm actually completely out of the loop on the gamings newse this week. All the stories shall be a surprise for me.
TXC2: that's how 24 hours news channels "work"
Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat: When it's scheduled for this time of the day it's often delayed, but there was a period of time during which they pushed it to one hour later and it was always on time!
Graham_LRR: lrrGRAHAM almost ready!
Twinklebees: Whee
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi ah, I imagine I was there for that too but you know how it is, we remember the misses far easier than when they make it on time. :-)
ContingentCat: katesThank
kassy_13: something something pikachu in a bird's mouth something something actually good star wars story-driven game something something that game that isn't overwatch being closed down in 2021 something something fortnite???
PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Well, that and a constant dose of sensationalism and outrage
AmoriLinguae: ty for the update @Graham_LRR lrrGRAHAM
TXC2: PharaohBender27 indeed
TheMerricat: The only big news thing I'm aware of was acutally more of last weeks news but the new HL game coming out in VR.
TheMerricat: I'm acutally stocked about it, planning on using Cyber Monday to update my gaming PC and order a Valve index.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah it was the tail end of the previous weekly schedule, honestly can't remember which weekday it was on anymore
kassy_13: ahh yes apparently some people think it looks good, some people don't
AmoriLinguae: uh oh, my parents used up the sugar on thanksgiving, so I have none for my tea
Twinklebees: Of what I saw, it seemed like they were making a real effort to utilise the VR format to its fullest.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Right. I think I caught wind of that in the form of hearing about gamer-bros getting all worked up about having to VR play as a woman
TehAmelie: hey, that delay gave me just enough time to watch Heather, Cori and Ian being silly
kassy_13: @AmoriLinguae :(((
kassy_13: hah
kassy_13: men
kassy_13: oh apparently i still have these lrrGARBO_HF lrrGARBO_SG
AmoriLinguae: lol, so good
TehAmelie: lrrGARBO_TK
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT_SG
kassy_13: i considered that one @TehAmelie XD
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (19m ago).
TXC2: wow the glasses on the toilet really work
AmoriLinguae: also, I want to resent kassy_13 for that men comment, but as a mlm, I 100% agree
PharaohBender27: Even though I spend a significant amount of my free time playing video games, I'm hesitant to call myself a "gamer" because of those types of misogynist jerks
kassy_13: it really made me laugh @TXC2
TheMerricat: For the most part the internet reaction I've seen could be boiled down to this:H Gamers: "I like VR but I won't buy into it till someone makes a real full length game for it" Valve: "We are making a full length HR game, it's in VR!" Gamers:"DAMN YOU VALVE!" :-)
kassy_13: @AmoriLinguae <3
AmoriLinguae: the thing that got me to buy VR was Moss
TehAmelie: my life changed yesterday when i found out you can ruin Snickers for a certain type of person just by pointing out the vein on top of it
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 sucks when a vocal subset of people with an interest give it a bad name. <3
beowuuf: delay means i can finish w&p :)
kassy_13: wait what lol @TehAmelie
TXC2: them: "make the thing" Company makes the thing, them: "no not like that"
AmoriLinguae: lrrAWESOME
DoodlestheGreat: @tehamelie, Is it the type of person who deserves to have Snickers ruined for them?
TehAmelie: it's like a penis!
Twinklebees: TheMerricat: That does actually feel somewhat close to my own feelings
TehAmelie: yees
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 the only wany to drown out jerks to to take over the things they are gatekeeping and make them inclusive. Letting them have their walled gardens with gatekeepers just lets them breed more generations of trolls.
kassy_13: i mean, it's probably the fact you have to play as a ~female~
Twinklebees: I still don't fancy VR myself, but I like that they are at least attempting it.
kassy_13: absolutely!!! @TheMerricat
TXC2: TehAmelie you say ruin..... Kappa
Izhuark: Females in my video games ? Blasphemy ! Kappa
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Stream not started yet?
TehAmelie: i giggled to myself sucking down a snickers bar, personally
kassy_13: i'd love to watch it. vr makes me sick to play, but depending on how it's streamed it might be ok. i had problems watching paul play the jobs game :(
TheMerricat: @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun they are still working on it. ;-)
ContingentCat: @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun soon
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: gotcha
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (22m ago).
kassy_13: @TehAmelie haha though, veins~ i'll have to look for that next time
kais58: as is tradition
AmoriLinguae: @kassy_13 maybe check out playframe's playthrough of Moss. It's not nearly as nausea-induing
kassy_13: @AmoriLinguae thank you!! i'll look for that
Mr_Dirty: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (23m ago).
FITorion: canceled or just late?
TheMerricat: late
Izhuark: just late
ContingentCat: delayed
PharaohBender27: @FITorion late
TXC2: setting up
Foxmar320: Sooooon
TXC2: hi Foxmar320
Foxmar320: Also hello
AmoriLinguae: TM
FITorion: ok good
TehAmelie: i blame the news
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: Soon™
TheMerricat: signal!
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL
ExachixKitsune: strem
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: soon = now
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
FITorion: I apparently have excelent timing
Izhuark: Now™
ElementalAlchemist: I so rarely get a live Checkpoint
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beowuuf: now soon is now?
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offbeatwitch: (to the tune of welcome to the jungle] welcome to the checkpoint
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PharaohBender27: Check your points, people!
AmoriLinguae: @TheMerricat sorry if this is too personal, but I thought I saw you say you were cutting back on gift subs?
TXC2: Hello Graham and Beej
kassy_13: i can't control it!
MungoDude: hello
lirazel64: Umm... I have some points I'd like to check?
tenthtechpriest: good timing
DoodlestheGreat: We can't explain it either.
kenkopin: lrrGRAHAM katesAir lrrBEEEJ
beowuuf: hi!
stateofcomatose: Hello Chat! Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow American viewers
Wrexadecimal: LUL
TehAmelie: hewwo
ContingentCat: oh hi
miniwak subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
miniwak: 54 long months. where has the time gone.
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TXC2: !findquote Explain
LRRbot: Quote #5166: "That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why." —Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
PharaohBender27: ShowLove1128 I used my sub for Dice Friends, but Checkpoint in November will have a special place for me, as it was during a November Checkpoint broadcast that I first subbed to LRR
Foxmar320: O_O
virre_: Always good when you lost track of what workspace the twitch window is on, so it took time
KV1NN4: I was watching the new Panalysts and then suddenly Graham had 2 Graham- voices coming out of his face
piixxxiie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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TheMerricat: @AmoriLinguae The mass bombs, yes. Singletons are usually from what I saved from having lunch at home instead of ordering out. :-) thanks for worrying though!
tenthtechpriest: OOF
kassy_13 blinks
DoodlestheGreat: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: WOW
accountmadeforants: oh no
Nigouki: wat
TXC2: the fuck they on about?
Vyous: WOW
ContingentCat: sigh
Twinklebees: Those are some words strung together.
Psychic_Ketchup: Boy I hate social media sometimes
Foxmar320: Im so confused
kenkopin: That's the most tryhard tweet.
maestrith: lrrWOW
Orgmastron: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: Sometimes, you say
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
cynimo: what did i jsut click into?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP_TK Hmmm
deathrite_sharkman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
deathrite_sharkman: so happy mailtime is back :)
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accountmadeforants: THIS TWEET IS FULL OF BABIES! seabatTROG
raaabr: TBF, it worked. We're talking about it
MungoDude: LUL No soap, radio! LUL
ExachixKitsune: that's
carsonthekid: Hmm?? Double Talk... Interesting
DoodlestheGreat: Rum? More like LSD...
NightValien28: I can do one like that " the baby yoda is a green porg"
ContingentCat: I think the proportions are the other way around, they put egg nog latte in his rum
Anaerin: It's called Surrealist Dadaism, you uncultures swine! Kappa
flatluigi: currently eating turkey
kenkopin: katesChicken
DiscordianTokkan: Happy American Boxing Day Eve, America!
Ruryk: it's weird seeing beej, in my head he's still in the north of Canada driving the fursuit vehicle
Foxmar320: No family so no turkey but I did get McDonalds. :P
PharaohBender27: :d
PharaohBender27: * :D
red_shoes_jeff: Happy Thursday in November!
badpandabear: It worked. I know Variety still ex4
hieroglyphica: But then it runs up against Halloween!
AmoriLinguae: I would greatly prefer Canadian thanksgiving
Psychic_Ketchup: Also new DeathBlart!
eddieatthegov subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
eddieatthegov: but the truth is, we were all the turkeys
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accountmadeforants: And then Netflix canceled it
coolbond: Dear DR Graham i kinda miss the reaction shots when the other people got the gifts during mail time, was there a reason why you stopped?
Anaerin: Keep Circulating the Tapes
Gekyouryuu: wait, it got canceled?
flatluigi: they're currently streaming on twitch today for turkey day! @mst3k
Gekyouryuu: dang
kenkopin: Beed binging Season 4 of "The Good Place"
TXC2: Netflix: we have all the money and none of it at the same time
TheMerricat: @Gekyouryuu just happened this week.
RaynMurfy: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:30 PM
frnknstn: plus the twitch channel is available worldwide!
RaynMurfy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:07.
TehAmelie: MST3000 is Son-Goku?
accountmadeforants: Also, we'll be free from THE GAUNTLET. Which is nice.
coolbond: Dear DR Graham i kinda miss the reaction shots when the other people got the gifts during mail time, was there a reason why you stopped?
PixelArtDragon: I don't have the new MST3K on Netflix here so I haven't gotten around to finding a way to watch them yet.
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah. I'm glad Joel can just do MST3K stuff instead of... whatever Cinematic Titanic was
DiscordianTokkan: Other than a slightly different Rifftrax, I mean
Vyous: That's an old reference Beej
Earthenone: we got ian in PiP
TheWooglie: There were two recordings? I didn't notice the join
TXC2: TheWooglie it was seamless
Psychic_Ketchup: Plus we got Ian's excellent "no!' when a boxcutter was thrown
Wrexadecimal: @TheWooglie probably when they changed shirts. :P
ContingentCat: yeah it was seamless
Anaerin: I believe Cinematic Titanic was an attempt to do MST3K live, in a cinema, in front of a cinema audience... It didn't go well.
beowuuf: buffering :(
DiscordianTokkan: I'm surprised you all got the boxes back to the original points as well as you did for the join
offbeatwitch: after The Spider Incident, yes
PharaohBender27 sips some water from his Road Quest bottle
Foxmar320: lol thats like me telling Graham to "go first" in a Destiny raid.
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rocklobster1848: You guys are funny.
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TheWooglie: yeah sorry very sarcastic
Mr_Dirty: So LRR needs to do trust falls?
DiscordianTokkan: That's CardKingdom-fast shipping!
PharaohBender27: I didn't even pay for rush!
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PixelArtDragon: @Anaerin Didn't they do the very first MST3K without takes and realized immediately that it didn't work?
Anaerin: Shipping: NOW (now)
Earthenone: !rqmerch
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erloas: they're ramping up for holidays so it will be fast before it gets swamped
aerobeing: Shipping speeds discussions always remind me of the Shipping crapshot.
Anaerin: #Metrics
FITorion: local
TheWooglie: aerobeing that was so good
TXC2: rocal lecording
Foxmar320: Show time :D
aerobeing: @TheWooglie It was,
red_shoes_jeff: TODAY
aerobeing: *.
DoodlestheGreat: wat
kassy_13: hey i guessed correctly
PharaohBender27: katesWat
ContingentCat: I mean, you could do a census, I've seen other communities do that, gets some data on things
orbitaltuna: ooh checky pointy
Foxmar320: O_O
Loki892 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
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Wrexadecimal: LUL
PharaohBender27: :D
Foxmar320: Ill get my wallet
aerobeing: Disco Elysium is on discount on steam.
Glodenox: Wait. So that's less news?
TehAmelie pushes money into screen
Earthenone: pride51 free shipping? im in!
TXC2 throws money at the screen
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Psychic_Ketchup: WOW that is a good thumbnail
aerobeing: Halcyon-and-on-and-on... Eeee-nanananana.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Tikosh_: unsubscribe beejchildhold facts
AmoriLinguae: that h breathiness
DevInsanity: !unsubscribe beejfacts
DiscordianTokkan: Feed Dumps you say
tenthtechpriest: between feed dumps?
Foxmar320: "Sit in the truck between dumps"
virre_: "dumps of feed" good work
NimrodXIV: Dumps of Feed
flatluigi: feed dumps
PharaohBender27: WHAT
red_shoes_jeff: !unsubscribe beejchildhoodfacts
DiscordianTokkan: VR Cows!
aerobeing: Russia
Pteraspidomorphi: Beautiful
flatluigi: literally the matrix
AmoriLinguae: @DevInsanity thank you for subscribign to Beejchildhoodfacts
tomorrowboy: cheer1000
Psychic_Ketchup: May I suggest.... VealR?
tenthtechpriest: totally the matrix
TXC2: yeap, we've gone to far
kassy_13: oh probably
PixelArtDragon: OH BOY
7gorobei: beef saber
Anaerin: One more C there, Graham. :D
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
Foxmar320: Thats one way of putting it :P
ContingentCat: oh no
PixelArtDragon: Eve news? I don't even play, but I can tel this is going to be good.
Juliamon: EVE news is the best weird game news
Psychic_Ketchup: Uproar = explosions
NightValien28: """"""""passionate"""""""
Anaerin: Huh. I sit corrected, it is only CCP.
r_craddz: Ooh this YouTube video will get a lot of crap postings I foresee
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah, I remember that mess with BOB and the dev. Goons took them both down.
accountmadeforants: "In-game"
v_nome: There aren't different servers. Is pointing this out now good or bad?
Foxmar320: yikes
ExachixKitsune: wow
TXC2: how ironic
Master_Gunner: that is... so very Eve
NimrodXIV: sounds like a great game there
Orgmastron: lrrWOW
aerobeing: "passionate"
DeiwosN: Spying is a big deal lol
offbeatwitch: DARTH STAR WARS
TheMerricat: @Anaerin CCCP is the Soviet Union, if you were wondering why you remembered it with an extra C. :-)
ZeniteZero: EVE is a single realm, just "switching servers" probably means rolling a new character
AmoriLinguae: #accurate lrr BE EJ
DiscordianTokkan: Eve sounds like it's the opposite of fun
coolbond: Aerobeing more like toxic
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh :( Are there tesseracts in the maps?
NightValien28: I dream of a day where fortnite is dead
Anaerin: @TheMerricat Yeah, that makes sense.
Vyous: Oh. I'm just realizing that fortnite is wc3 for this generation. . .
korvys: @v_nome I mean, if we're going to get all "well, actually", there is Serenity.
kassy_13: has this pic been the same pic the whole time?
erloas: there is, or was a Chinese specific server for EVE
Tehbeard: @v_nome true, maybe they get shunted into Jove space?
Reecer6: Isn't Fortnite a full game in Fortnite?
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DoodlestheGreat: @discordiantokkan, it's better to read about than play. Personal experience.
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah, I have to admit I've never understood the appeal of it
aerobeing: coolbond, the spying is kinda cool, up until the creepy part. It's an interesting aspect of gameplay, as long as it's ingame only.
DeiwosN: EVE is very fun once you get past the cliff of 'what the heck' and get in with friends to fly around and shoot stuff
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: @DoodlestheGreat Oof. There's a story there, I'm sure.
v_nome: True, korvys but that doesn't really count. I thought pointing it out now might reduce the number of comments on YouTube if it could be reasonably corrected
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP Battleborn
aerobeing: @TheMerricat Used to be a good codec pack, too, named after it.
accountmadeforants: Reecer6 Depends on if you consider MP-only games as "full games". (They are, enjoy whatever you want to enjoy.)
PhoenixMelior: oh right, I forgot about Battleborn
DeiwosN: (With a spate of corporation stuff and empire building)
Juliamon: Wait, 5 bucks? I might actually go in on one.
KeirenH: it already sold out yesterday AFAIK
offbeatwitch: the steam controller deserves better. it's very good
ZeniteZero: LMAO
Psychic_Ketchup: Damn
tenthtechpriest: all 40 of them
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Eklinaar: F to the people on Adam's discord excited about the steam controller sale, I guess
Tikosh_: kekw
delta__vee: alol
Foxmar320: Juliamon I ordered one
PhoenixMelior: ooh, I love Save On Foods!
kassy_13: i forgot it was called battleborn and just called it "that game that isn't overwatch" lol
PixelArtDragon: "Massive" "40 players"
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh snap sausage!
Nigouki: do these sausages come in a dolphin pinata?
TheMerricat: I ordered my second Steam Controller this monrning - so I'm guess I'm nobody. :-P
Ruryk: it's me, i'm nobody
coolbond: wait star citizen is out?
BloodnBullets: ruthless
NimrodXIV: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
BrokenGolem: lrrBEEJ
AmoriLinguae: I missed G's subtle burns
Dissident_Mage: ah yes, thanks for covering me beej
aerobeing: Sausage sounds good right now.
PharaohBender27: Are these "Treaty sausages"? Kappa
kassy_13: i just did!
Master_Gunner: I think Star Citizen is still in "early access"
DeiwosN: Star Citizen is an infinite-ARG. You're playing the game already.
tenthtechpriest: plug!
ContingentCat: That's why you freeze leftovers.
TXC2: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves (more coming soon), and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
accountmadeforants: Wait, Cyber Monday is still a thing? I thought they were pushing for "Black Friday Week" now?
Master_Gunner: has a decent amount of content... but still very early access
kassy_13: in one in one in one!
Foxmar320: Ummmmm
TheMerricat: BTW if you were someone wanting to get in the Steam Controller sale, even though they say they are out of stock, they refresh the numbers every hour at about :03 on the hour. They are doing it that way so 'everyone' had a chance to buy it.
flatluigi: excuse em
Tehbeard: F
Wrexadecimal: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHA
Psychic_Ketchup: UMMM
NimrodXIV: uhhhhhh
MungoDude: alsoaGG
kassy_13: not in one!
ContingentCat: oh go no
PharaohBender27: TOS
ExachixKitsune: Aaahaha
PhoenixMelior: that's the stinger
Anaerin: #GamerSQUIRT!
aerobeing: LUL
Wrexadecimal: SIR?
Foxmar320: Dear God
stateofcomatose: SO CLOSE
PixelArtDragon: lrrEFF
Earthenone: #gamerSQUIRT
BrokenGolem: lrrSPOOP
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh hi stinger
kamelion84: katesLewd
hippitybobbity: BEEJ
Ranakel: #GamerSquirt
DiscordianTokkan: OH noooooo
ZeroArcana: i beg your pardon
aerobeing: That's why you said it.
Blade_Tiger: Stinger!
ContingentCat: hi stinger
korvys: #GamerSquirt
TXC2: #GamerSquirt
PharaohBender27: That's why you said it!
Malacorath: my only problem with ff15 is that i literally can't read the font
red_shoes_jeff: BEE
Blightfight: Rinocerous?
virre_: Quality
PhoenixMelior: what was it supposed to be?
TehAmelie: "don't slap the president in the face"
Foxmar320: No that was FLAWLESS
TXC2: get that shit trending chat Kappa
accountmadeforants: No, that was perfect
DiscordianTokkan: Was the font for THAT also really small?
Psychic_Ketchup: Strap on chat
TheWooglie: PhoenixMelior squint
drcanonball: no it was perfect
Tikosh_: Why another take? It was perfect
Anaerin: I think we've found our stinger...
virre_: This might take some time
Dissident_Mage: NO perfect take
KeirenH: repeating "don't say X" is the best way to make sure you say "X"
BloodnBullets: everything was going so well
tenthtechpriest: strap in for gamersquirt?
PhoenixMelior: ohhhh
cynimo: buckles in
korvys: Well, you have a stinger now
Mr_Dirty: lrrBEEJ ?
red_shoes_jeff: You should keep that one in.
offbeatwitch: l-lewd
StationaryTarget: Strapping on
NightValien28: oh beej
ascendead8: funniest thing I've seen all week
Sirius2010: no they was perfect
Earthenone: cut it, print it, thats a wrap
Blightfight: Also, hello from very tired man who is being kept up by the neighbors across the street.
PhoenixMelior: also that killed me. At work.
ContingentCat: who wants to bet Beej'll say Gamer Squirt again
ExachixKitsune: #GamerSquirt
aerobeing: AFAIK, you shouldn't go "don't say <incorrect>", you should go "say <correct>", in your head.
BrokenGolem: *puts on helmet*
Tehbeard: don't say #gamersquirt Beej Kappa
NightValien28: #gamersquirt
Questhere: safety belt on
kensan_oni: Got here in time for the credits. :D
NimrodXIV: I'm still laughing :D
AmoriLinguae: @DiscordianTokkan in my experience, the font is ALWAYS that small
DiscordianTokkan: Got there!
virre_: Good job Beej
NightValien28: maybe I should sell #gamersquirt
kassy_13: hahahahaha
aerobeing: #gamerSQUINT
PhoenixMelior: #GamerSquirt
ExachixKitsune: Oh that makes way more sense
Psychic_Ketchup: Got there :P
Mr_Dirty: Strap in for the #gamersquirt
damn_i_am_pretty: someone apologize to Paul
siperia__: hpcPG
kassy_13: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Sirius2010: #GamerSquirt
aerobeing: LUL
SalmirAeon: BURN
Jeezy56: #gamersqueet
PixelArtDragon: lrrFINE
MungoDude: LUL
Tikosh_: I liked the first take more..
7gorobei: squint squirt sqweet
tenthtechpriest: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
stateofcomatose: First Try!!
PharaohBender27: katesLol
kassy_13: #gamersquirt
beowuuf: goddim
NightValien28: sorry beej we going with gamersquirt
kassy_13: in one in one!
aerobeing: There's your stinger.
kais58: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:27.
Skajetolaf: #gamersquirt will go viral
kenkopin: And we have out outro. :)
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT_SG
flatluigi: #gamersqueet
SalmirAeon: call a fire department
DeiwosN: :lrrBEEJ:
Ranakel: I've never been so happy to catch checkpoint live
Anaerin: The Bones of trees and the Squirts of Gamers...
korvys: At least you have the stinger now
NightValien28: I want a crapshot about gamersquirt
red_shoes_jeff: #gamerSKRRT!
PhoenixMelior: GamerSquirt is the stinger right?
Foxmar320: YEP I hate that
aerobeing: What. The. Fuck.
Ranakel: I remember in the early PS3 days, having Vainquish with an option to make the font bigger so it was readable in CRTs was such a boon
ContingentCat: wow that sounds terrible
PharaohBender27: The hell!?
PhoenixMelior: I did talk to that NPC ASAP, but yeah that was weird
Foxmar320: He gives you headphones and that lets you change settings
Blade_Tiger: Wait
ExachixKitsune: Wait who is that?
Blade_Tiger: What
kassy_13: ffs
NimrodXIV: what
Questhere: dafuq
aerobeing: Like, the audio volume?
Wrexadecimal: yup
kamelion84: katesWat
accountmadeforants: That is utter madness
DevInsanity: Wait. Where is this person?
DoodlestheGreat: @phoenixmelior, oh, hells yes.
virre_: That most be horrible
TXC2: what idoit came up with that
offbeatwitch: :|
Vyous: Yeah, pokemon has a bad track record doing that kind of thing.
kassy_13: so they thought they were clever right
ExachixKitsune: I am literally playing right now let me go find that person
accountmadeforants: Up next, a character who will let you choose your video output!
Vyous: They did that with text speed in one of the older games.
Foxmar320: Before the elevator
delta__vee: how wonderfully postmodern /s
StationaryTarget: That sounds entirely unnecessary
ExachixKitsune: oh motostope. I'm not there yet
BloodnBullets: yeah, all the way to motostoke first
Ivannorr: Rightside of the elevator
Anaerin: *Uses Earbuds* "Now is not the time to use that!"
PixelArtDragon: It's something for speedrunners to ignore
Skajetolaf: I loved it with the rumble pack in Legend of Zelda. But with something as essential sound?.. Nah
MungoDude: fun fact: I played battleborn when it was new and couldn't enjoy it because the text was all too small for me to read
Foxmar320: lol
aerobeing: R - Realism
aerobeing: LUL
aerobeing: LUL LUL
kassy_13: i usually play all games on mute anyway
Foxmar320: Yeah I was like wat when I got them
AmoriLinguae: @Tehbeard it should
Skajetolaf: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe they should get glasses for the next pokemon so you can adjust the resolution
ExachixKitsune: I've not got there yet. I did spend like 30 minutes making my outfit cute and great
Earthenone: want to turn off motion blur? better make it to new game plus!
Psychic_Ketchup: "Hi, I'm Mr Motion Blur. Nobody likes me."
accountmadeforants: Screen tearing would be horrifying in real life. I'd love that, actually.
Skajetolaf: And you start with really low resolution like 640x480
innovativemethods: News nobody cares about
kassy_13: we didn't notice beej
damn_i_am_pretty: Half-life? I thought Alex fully funded Kappa
aerobeing: It's gonna be discussed in the third episode.
v_nome: In case you missed it there are no different servers to switch to in EVE
lordinkdeath27 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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Gizmoloid: "Hey, your glasses are fogged up!" (hands a wiping cloth) - You can now turn of blur!
Foxmar320: We just have a trailer a date and that its VR.
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun according to discord is available for $19
v_nome: Not sure how important that is
Tehbeard: So is there a Leftie Larry you have to find to switch control layout as well?
Dared00: By the way, are you co-streaming The Game Awards this year?
PharaohBender27: @Gizmoloid lrrWOW
Gizmoloid: *turn off
Earthenone: 19 dollars?!
7gorobei: facebook bought beatsaber
zatengo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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DiscordianTokkan: I'm surprised that hasn't been taken yet
kassy_13: link it to something else ;)
raaabr: Gamer EYEDROPS
aerobeing: Youtube alternative.
BrokenGolem: front page is just a picture of Beej
Blightfight: Oh good, the neighbors have started working on their obnoxiously loud cars now instead of listening to intensely loud music!
Gizmoloid: @PharaohBender27 I just thought, what would be more evil to do like this.
accountmadeforants: D:
TXC2: it's a bold new world
cynimo: squirt gun strip battle royal
Psychic_Ketchup: Or just like some sort of sports drink for gamers
kassy_13: it really is beej
erloas: wasn't there a Chinese EVE server at one point? Thought they did, though that may not still be around
offbeatwitch: beej PLEASE
Foxmar320: Is it?
kenkopin: feliciaASMR
kassy_13: yes it absolutely is
TXC2: is Beej a Ferrangi?
offbeatwitch: EARIGATION
kassy_13: beej IS NOT WRONG
Skajetolaf: Super soakers filled with bathwater? #gamersquirt
DiscordianTokkan: Earrigation!
DevInsanity: Right. "You obtained a set of Hi-tech Earbuds". And, the missing options appear.
Anaerin: #Earrigation
Foxmar320: I have concerns
Nigouki: OH it is ABSOTLUTELY a thing that Japan leans into
erloas: I've had earrigation once
Anaerin: Earrifutably?
ExachixKitsune: I have entered a state of hysterical upset laughter
PhoenixMelior: WHY is this what we're talking about post Checkpoint
DiscordianTokkan: Earrigation dot com is available!
damn_i_am_pretty: Put Beej back in the Oven, he's gone full Beej
delta__vee: dot org you say CoolStoryBob
Foxmar320: Everything is a thing
Earthenone: all eroticisim is subjective
kassy_13: no you don't need to pay attention to the person doing it to you
TXC2: PhoenixMelior blame Beej
ContingentCat: I've had to get my ears flushed out a few times and it was not the slightest errotic ( then again AsexualPride )
kassy_13: it messes with you
tenthtechpriest: everything is a sex thing if you ask the right person
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I always do
Psychic_Ketchup: Have you seen checkpoint? It goes places
DarkAbyssKeeper: The latest news i heard was that 90% of steam users cannot run it.
accountmadeforants: Just waiting for the caretakers to take you away
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
delta__vee: I think this episode may need 3-4 stingers to do this recording session justice...
drcanonball: Rick and Morty did The Man's Romance btw
kassy_13: i am also AsexualPride and that matters none @ContingentCat
TehAmelie: everything is a sex thing if you're touch starved enough
PhoenixMelior: moving? Oh ew
kassy_13: hi paul
TXC2: the calming steady voice of Paul
PharaohBender27: And now lrrPAUL_SG joins lrrGRAHAM_SG and lrrBEEEJ_SG
Stoffern: oh hello
DiscordianTokkan: So, if ear cleaning is a sex thing, Beej, does that mean it's Aural Sex? cheer100 for my apologies
aerobeing: mm, pizza
Earthenone: we need an "oops all stingers" upload :P
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, I lost it at the man's romance bit
masta2505: Did beej move?
aerobeing: To not disturb the romance, maybe?
Reecer6: Man, I hope they give Beej writing credits for that.
Ivannorr: It is part of the ritual
AmoriLinguae: @Earthenone when 1 Apr is on a Thurs?
kassy_13: that's a nice jumper paul
DarkAbyssKeeper: It ruins the ambience.
BloodnBullets: gotta have that time to get in the mood
aerobeing: LUL
kassy_13: oh god indeed
ky0dar: why not a mans romance?
Ivannorr: Also the portal gun has a destination history
offbeatwitch: VR COWS!
DarkAbyssKeeper: The sizzling portal energy is not nature.
PharaohBender27: @AmoriLinguae That would be 2021
Anaerin: DiscordianTokkan Already been registered for erotic stories being read in soothing/enticing voices.
Stoffern: lrrSPOOP
accountmadeforants: Having a roommate in college fixed those urges. You're never sure whether the bathroom is actually available.
aerobeing: Cows romance
red_shoes_jeff: I'm now imagining a VR Troopers AU. Like Spider-Ham.
Anaerin: A cow MMO? A MMOO, if you will.
ky0dar: im reminded of that pig in Observer
zzjing: moo
aerobeing: I feel like it would be worse with VR.
Psychic_Ketchup: Anaerin benginPun benginPun
orbitaltuna: "milking"
Tehbeard: Depends on the VR... Kappa
Foxmar320: I would think being milked would be a bit distracting even if you were in VR.
Anaerin: Because Cows are female?
tenthtechpriest: because cows are female?
kassy_13: a cow's romance?
Earthenone: a Moo's Romance
kenkopin: Who's measuring the interpupillary distance on these cows is what I want to know.
Anaerin: If you're milking a male cow, I have bad news for you.
AmoriLinguae: G looks a tad uncomfortable with this topic
aerobeing: There's a wireless HTC vive now.
josh___something: Beej Y
SZebra: "Mildred! Mildred! Hook up the VR Fleshlight, I need Milking"
Foxmar320: lol
PharaohBender27: TOS, @SZebra !
Mr_Dirty: Toilet VR just sounds like a pinkeye machine
DarkAbyssKeeper: I do not need 4D toilets.
kassy_13: lrrGARBO_SG vr???
Duckiedale594: adding "A Cow's Romance" to the list of things that make me uncomfortable
lirazel64: I feel that factory farms should be changed in other ways, rather than adding VR.
DeiwosN: What about toilets with a projection of a chasm undeneath glass
frk_kristin: Did someone clip Grahams face just now. And can it be gif-ed
Warm_Pleather_Dad: isn't this the start of the matrix?
badpandabear: Man's Romance Game Jam go!
DeiwosN: For the floor
Master_Gunner: There was some dude complaining about playing HL:Alyx as a woman "ruins the immersion" ...which is actually a great way to describe dysphoria.
TeodorantZMX: I am an eve player in GSF, AMA
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.
LRRbot: New quote #6589: "I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera." —Graham [2019-11-28]
DeiwosN: Hello spacefriend Teodorant
red_shoes_jeff: So, they're LotR wizards?
kais58: I know of devs that used to use voice changers when in player alliances to play
TeodorantZMX: Hello spacefriend Deiwosn, got some walnuts?
delta__vee: inside knowledge of the universe
AmoriLinguae: TY @TXC2
kais58: also eve has built in gambling coming so that's fun
BloodnBullets: I wonder if they will have a official way to identify them, so people can't just claim to be devs?
PharaohBender27: @Master_Gunner Yeah, though sadly I doubt that dude will get it
Master_Gunner: Yeah...
innovativemethods: I don't think there's a law against that
Tiber727: I happen to know that physics is changing. Now to make bank.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Prescient Insider Trading is the Pits.
Foxmar320: Wow yeah that is kind of witness protection
Vyous: Fortnite is Wc3 but for this generation.
red_shoes_jeff: "Who's that? My name is ... Steve. Barnes."
PixelArtDragon: @Tiber727 That's literally the plot to a John Scalzi series
Anaerin: I remember Fortnight before it went Battle Royale, and nobody played it.
josh___something: The nested games continue
DeiwosN: Minecraft modpacks do that
accountmadeforants: I'll be honest, that's the sort of thing that might actually get me to install Fortnite.
Invitare: Your name is now Lars Gierhartd
red_shoes_jeff: @Invitare lrrFINE
SmashTCG: To be fair, SO was fortnite, remember that game used to be a zombie survival game
ContingentCat: I wonder if this is going to mean when someone just stops playing Eve and people will think that means they were a DEV
erloas: When I say "hello mister tompson" and stamp on your foot, smile and nod
PixelArtDragon: It's like Garry's Mod
SmashTCG: a game, within a game, within a game
Nuurgle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
Nuurgle: Merry Thanxmas
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Unpronounceable: It's using a full game as a game engine
flatluigi: yep, they just added stuff the other day
DeiwosN: Heavily modded Minecraft largely doesn't resemble Minecraft, often :V
Nuurgle: also, LittleBigPlanet has been having mades game inside of it for years, just that most of them were mediocre
TXC2: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves (more coming soon), and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
SmashTCG: people play that?
ky0dar: waow. more reasons to be less chuffed with epic
tenthtechpriest: steam controllers will now have slightly more novelty value
frk_kristin: So here is a burning question. You have enough people for a League or DOTA team. When is that content coming?
offbeatwitch: steam controllers are rad
frnknstn: I love my steam controller and use it every day
TheMerricat: And just a reminder - Steam Controllers aren't actually out of stock, even though the web page says they are
Anaerin: You can still use Wave. Self-host it even.
offbeatwitch: I use mine literally all the time
ky0dar: hey, they finally dropped support for Magic Duels
TheMerricat: they restock them every hour at :03.
Foxmar320: Yeah they are still for sale
Psychic_Ketchup: The haptic pad or something like that?
Juliamon: I just bought one 10 minutes ago
TheOtherTrevor: I enjoy my steam controller
flatluigi: I would've loved a steam controller with two analogue sticks (also valve has announced there are no more steam controllers being made)
accountmadeforants: I recently experienced yet another such deep disappointment due to Microsoft dropping EPUB support from Edge.
Foxmar320: I got one as well
TXC2: false scarcity
SmashTCG: ^
photosinensis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
photosinensis: Whoo, 23 months! Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!
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Skajetolaf: What's this Fortnite Creative map?
kais58: fun fact, steam controller is compatible with apple tv/arcade
DiscordianTokkan: I sold my steam controller to a friend a year or two ago, because I hated it but he loved the Options. He blames/thanks Linix.
PhoenixMelior: did you find out how much money Star Citizen made this week?
flatluigi: have they made star citizen playable yet
DiscordianTokkan: *Linux
tenthtechpriest: 2077?
Invitare: ah the same year as LRRcon 2
TheOtherTrevor: They are available in Canada. I think I bought mine through
josh___something: wait, did they add 420 years...
accountmadeforants: They also have lots of employees
TehAmelie: from what i hear it's playable like the average W+P game
LordZarano: Steam Controllers were the first to have HD rumble iirc. And gyro-aim-assist was firt on it
NickTheDM: Was star citizen that game with the infinite fundraising? Did it ever actually come out?
PharaohBender27: Well, I need to take off for my Thanksgiving early dinner (or lunner, if you will). Have a great day, everyone! katesWave
DeiwosN: NickTheDM Nope
DeiwosN: It's not even close
PhoenixMelior: they used to have a donation amount listed on their page - I'm not sure if they still do, I just find it amusing.
tenthtechpriest: elder scrolls blades isn't shut down?
Master_Gunner: NickTheDM It's been playable in early access for years
Biorockmonk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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Psychic_Ketchup: All I know is that they called it SwitchBlades and that's neat
PhoenixMelior: Because it was LOTS. Like a million dollars a week for a time
Master_Gunner: but, y'know, early access
tomorrowboy: lrrSPOOP_TK
Foxmar320: Its just full of microtransations last I checked
Anaerin: Star Citizen is "Unlimited Feature Creep: The Game"
SmashTCG: im concerned about living to the year 2077, and being disappointing like i was about 2018 not being like the back to the future movie.
Psychic_Ketchup: #gamersquirt
DeiwosN: They're still running on the idea that 'we'll get the technology built and then we'll be able to throw together hundreds of systems with no effort, we just gotta get the ships looking high enough detail first'
Malacorath: its the difference between PC and TV
Blightfight: Starbound is almost that way, too. The game was so much better when there weren't so many mechanics to it.
stateofcomatose: I'm so mad, the Outer Worlds patch came on the day after I finished it lol
DeiwosN: Also 'This ship is an item freighter, buy now. TBD: item freighting'
SmashTCG: i love that the Top selling thing on the steam store (dispite the sales) is still the Index kits
SmashTCG: I also want an index, but lack the 2k to get the setup properly
Foxmar320: Sounds neat
FITorion: shouldn't that go the other way around....
SmashTCG: cavalry?
Foxmar320: welp
SmashTCG: you mean a firefly calss ship?
SmashTCG: class'
ArcOfTheConclave: Space cowboys!
fuzzy_died: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1s ago).
tenthtechpriest: time to kill
ExachixKitsune: tbyd.
Ivalenz_: TTFK?
Anaerin: SmashTCG Want to get into VR, but have no cash? Grab the "Samsung Odyssey +". It's Windows Mixed Reality, so it's supported under SteamVR for Alyx, and is about $200 right now.
SAiconjr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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Warm_Pleather_Dad: Text to kill?
Foxmar320: Sounds like Destiny
SmashTCG: @Anaerin i also dont have a job
ContingentCat: oh no
FITorion: Should totally start with space ships... then vehicles from the wreckage of the crashed space ships... then Infantry when all the vehicles are broken...
accountmadeforants: NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
Foxmar320: Yeah I saw video of this.
Questhere: gamers dont look up
Psychic_Ketchup: Gamers don't look up after all
Foxmar320: Just a entire match of people falling to their deaths
Foxmar320: YEP
SmashTCG: oh no
SAiconjr: is it safe?
ContingentCat: oh, ok I thought they were camping those new places but this is "better"
SmashTCG: gamers DO look up
ArcOfTheConclave: just give 5s of super armor
Foxmar320: The kill feed in the video I saw was just ful of falling death icons
TXC2: "don't spawn me bro!"
tenthtechpriest subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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SmashTCG: Destiny just gives you an oversheild
BloodnBullets: bullets stick to your organs
Foxmar320: The Destiny overshield on spawn doesn't stop a super tho :(
accountmadeforants: Or you spawn as a massive explosion that wipes out all the landscape around you, Supreme Commander-style.
SmashTCG: @Foxmar320 to be fair, if you spawn into a Super, your going to die regargless
Caulkious subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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josh___something: doesn't stop you from eating a nova bomb
Foxmar320: I got killed three times by the same Titan still in his super.
hawkfalcon8: lrrSPOOP_TK what have I done?
SmashTCG: was it in the specal newer mode?
Foxmar320: Striker is a fair super that does not need tuning at all Kappa
ExachixKitsune: Foxmar320 : wow that's super bad
Kerrisis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (3m ago).
SmashTCG: @Foxmar320 now imagein the hammer lasting almost 40 seconds
NightValien28: sounds like normal matchmaking
darkalter2000: Stream controller drop.
delta__vee: ^^
Foxmar320: There was one big things :P
7gorobei: facebook bought beatsaber
SmashTCG: @Foxmar320 i love him
KeirenH: also, apparently high skill players have 5-10 minutes queues when there are hundreds of thousands of players, which don't even result in full lobbies
SmashTCG: him so lorge
ky0dar: they dropped support for Magic Duels, finally?
Foxmar320: SmashTCG such a big boi
PixelArtDragon: aeiou John Madden John Madden
Saztul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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Duwani1: Woo ravens represent
erloas: so at only 96, they've left themselves a little room to work
ContingentCat: but is he faster than Waluigi running?
Foxmar320: Nice :D
Foxmar320: The garbage bin is overflowing
Juliamon: That's 2 out of like... 2000
ky0dar: thats a good sign
AmoriLinguae: so many garbage
NightValien28: a thousand games is nothing to the amount of trash steam has
TXC2: ky0dar is it? :P
drcanonball: Oh god! That sounds promising
ContingentCat: the garbige bin over filleth
SmashTCG: not Dredgeing the barrel yet
Foxmar320: Nice :D
Skajetolaf: These jackets look spiffy gentlemen!
ky0dar: i need to go.back and rewatch w+p
ExachixKitsune: yaaay foxmar
Foxmar320: Not even near the most months
AmoriLinguae: we W+P are legion
LordChrusher: cheer100
Foxmar320: 74+
SmashTCG: i remember back in the day, i really wanted to get a job at valve
SmashTCG: i still do
SmashTCG: but i dont know what i would do
Tikosh_: Paul, have you heard of the current Wyrmwood giveaway/special? Black Friday - Christmas?
TheMerricat: @SmashTCG the problem wiht Valve is keeping the job.
ShadeofHades: CorrectHorseBatteryStaple
CommanderRab subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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ky0dar: i look at valve rn like one of the fallen empires from stellaris
kais58 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
kais58: I spent the first 3 weeks of my 69th sub thinking a witty thing to say, the 4th week was Desert Bus, oh well
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ContingentCat: CamelCaseSavesLives
Foxmar320: Nice
SmashTCG: the simic Golgari combo
TXC2: great name
SmashTCG: sharktocrab but he's a DTR
Psychic_Ketchup: The best one mana plains-swimmer
Orgmastron: Deathrite shark dododdododo
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (8m ago).
SmashTCG: @Orgmastron Gorgon shark dodododdoodo
TXC2: Orgmastron Gods damnit
ContingentCat: perfect timing, I have to go to work soon. katesThank lrrPAUL lrrGRAHAM lrrBEEEJ
MungoDude: fortyfourteen
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ConspicuousCompiler: I'm here for all of the beards and potential beards of LRR.
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adi_pie: Am Beej okay?
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raaabr: Wait, another Rab? @_@
Ivalenz_: NPR or ASMR?
Foxmar320: lol
Warm_Pleather_Dad: we asmr now
kenkopin: lrrBEEEJ feliciaASMR lrrGRAHAM
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rabical?
TXC2: LRR: we do math here
Stoffern: "we do math here"
aerobeing: LUL
Foxmar320: oh yeah
SmashTCG: over the ..something
offbeatwitch: barnyard
PixelArtDragon: Yes!
ConspicuousCompiler: Male cows are called bulls. =)
ContingentCat: that would be Bulls
adi_pie: !addquote (Beej) [now] We do math here.
LRRbot: New quote #6590: "We do math here." —Beej [2019-11-28]
KV1NN4: No; Barnyard or something
PixelArtDragon: That was super weird
SAiconjr: a few years ago, "We do math here" would have had a different vowel there
DoodlestheGreat: That was a Disney movie, not Dreamworks.
hawkfalcon8: @Ivalenz_ yes
ExachixKitsune: "I don't like that I have knowledge"
djalternative: The Barnyard
TXC2: thank you for streaming Paul , Graham and Beej
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I can't hink of what the general term for cow/bulls BOVINE!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i think
Psychic_Ketchup: Famous youtuber James Turner
Juliamon: lrrAWW
Foxmar320: :(
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (11m ago).
ContingentCat: oh no parts issue
TXC2: !events
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Ivalenz_: lrrAWW lrrAWESOME
ExachixKitsune: sure
Arikell: As one does
flatluigi: hell yeah
TXC2: sounds like Ian
Pteraspidomorphi: That sounds kind of interesting
Earthenone: a tuning spork
accountmadeforants: Troubleshooting a theremin does sound exciting.
Warm_Pleather_Dad: but what about the samophlange?
ContingentCat: also "parts issue" sounds like a euphanism for a reason to go to your OBGYN
SAiconjr: a theramin is broken when it makes a tuned sound
BrokenGolem: that's going to be a good whiskey stream
kenkopin: You can only get a single pitch from it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian, truly a Renaissance man
DoodlestheGreat: It sounds like George Clooney.
NovaTiempo subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
NovaTiempo: Twitch, I resubbed yesterday. Why again? :p
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seth_erickson: Chaos draft
Psychic_Ketchup: Ooh I'm so excited
red_shoes_jeff: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Earthenone: a Conventional Draft
kalku__: Clank Legacy for next Long Game!
AmoriLinguae: "troubleshoot the theremin" is a phrase I don't hear often enough
seth_erickson: With the Mystery Boosters
NekomimiNinja: :O
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.
AlienNanobots: h y p e
SAiconjr: its going to be "Black Friday" where they all play mono black :)
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun when is the next LIVE gonna be?
SmashTCG: well
SmashTCG: no
SmashTCG: the playtest cards are just that
kais58: scryfall has them all
Psychic_Ketchup: Oof, I wish you good pack crackening Paul
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2400 patrons for a total of $14,141.39 per month.
SmashTCG: they work entritly in the system of the game
TXC2: !discord
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flatluigi: goodbye
TXC2: !twitter
Foxmar320: Bye lol
Phailhammer: cya :)
TXC2: !ytmember
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SmashTCG: I just want wisards to print wrath of sod
accountmadeforants: Hear no evil, see no evil, be Paul.\
SmashTCG: its so good
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
red_shoes_jeff: Knight!
ZeniteZero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (14m ago).
SmashTCG: see you guys in a bit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: To Be Paul
AmoriLinguae: Paul doesn't need to cover his mouth to speak no evil
Ivalenz_: Live! is once a month, Dec. 21st.
SmashTCG: Startes 14 minuites ago?
PhoenixMelior: whew, being responsible is exhausting
SydPreviouslyHeadache: errr. i messed up,k i think it was Too Be Kind, not Good
LordZarano: 🙉🙈🙊
Ukon_vasara: a lot of it is just that they cant be done with their specific wording yeah, like they keep referencing specific cards. and theirs just no where near enough space to right those out on the cards
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
seth_erickson: they're running a little late SmashTCG
SmashTCG: Thats fair
Vyous: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (15m ago).
Juliamon: I'm sitting here wondering why my face feels like I've been crying, and then I remembered #GamerSquirt happened
seth_erickson: what
Bobtheninjagoldfish: uuuh... what?
PhoenixMelior: #GamerSquirt
PhoenixMelior: actually, I wonder if that's a clip
Juliamon: It's GOTTA be a clip
Ukon_vasara: like, tibalt references 9 different cards, which is a lot to fit on 1 card Wowee
PhoenixMelior: Mangledpixel yeah you do
Juliamon: It's from today's Checkpoint
malc: ~lastsquirt
Juliamon: You absolutely want to
Mangledpixel: ah, I see
StationaryTarget: Beej made a slip of the tongue earlier
Ivalenz_: !calendar
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
SmashTCG: Live mic?
Mister_Hush: ready to squirt, gamers?
SmashTCG: im hearing BGM
korvys: Beej's slip of the tongue resulted in #GamerSquirt? lrrBEEJ
SmashTCG: or is that the client
Juliamon: If it was clipped it doesn't seem anyone linked it, the only clip LRRbot knows about is the erotic ear cleaning
djalternative subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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Mister_Hush: No audio coming through the stream for me @SmashTCG
malc: there is very quiet music
SmashTCG: must be me then
SmashTCG: NO Im hearing something
seth_erickson: I can kind of hear something must be the client
DiscordianTokkan: Suuuper quiet music
korvys: There's some kind of faint music, chimes, etc
PhoenixMelior: huh, I'm surprised no one clipped #GamerSquirt
PhoenixMelior: everyone must have been too busy laughing
SmashTCG: Arena client then
malc: phoenixmelior: good, then I'm not tempted to make ~lastsquirt link to it
PhoenixMelior: lmao
AmoriLinguae: @PhoenixMelior pretty much
Mister_Hush: this isn't a minecraft stream
Orgmastron: Ooooh fancy
DiscordianTokkan: Seethrough Board Game!
Juliamon: Nice greenscreened box
Nigouki: yay ghostly boardgame
Mangledpixel: ooOOOoOOoOoooh
seth_erickson: Will you be a builder or a biome
accountmadeforants: Oh hey, ArsTechnica said that game was surprisingly good
Juliamon: You're not actually loud
fuzzy_died: yes you are good
Mangledpixel: you sound fine
AmoriLinguae: yes, you sound fine
seth_erickson: sounds good to me
PhoenixMelior: you've been fine this whole time
TheOtherTrevor: Buy the Dragon Whelp
samubtdp1985: ur gud
Perivale: #BlameJames
seth_erickson: Any plans for Adam joining us today?
SmashTCG: aw man, Full James curse
SmashTCG: just run 1 fewer land
SmashTCG: im sure that will work
Lord_Byron47 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Lord_Byron47: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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malc: my day has been full of Jameses. my account manager with a vendor is called James and he's started calling *me* James
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun this new poem is one recommended by Andrew.
Lord_Hosk: Hey James... Im thankful for you
Juliamon: korvys THANK
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for LRRMTG and James is riding solo... until he's not. We play things pretty loosey goosey around these parts. Let's MtG Shall we? 📷 ||
TheOtherTrevor: Are we going to buy the Dragon Whelp?
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masta2505 gifted a Tier 1 sub to orbitaltuna!
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witchdoctor369 planeswalks in
ChaoticObserver: New pet
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' American Handegg on American Boxing Day Eve
seth_erickson: New pet for the client
TheOtherTrevor: New "pet"
witchdoctor369: Hello everyone
PhoenixMelior: thanks korvys
ChaoticObserver: Think its like 20,000 gold though
kalku__: Dragon pet!
PhoenixMelior: now people will know what I mean when I say #GamerSquirt
malc: it's a good clip bront
witchdoctor369: I have to wonder how far back the pauper will go for MTGA
Mal2mad: "cute"
Juliamon: More of a dragon-rat
Veste: ben disparaged the dragon
dsavillian: born of egg, belly button
dsavillian: pick one
kalku__: it's were the yolk sac was
Ukon_vasara: #Magic
Lord_Hosk: You have a belly button James
dbmh: dont ask qusetions
TheOtherTrevor: Its a card from Alpha
kalku__: it's a real thing
BloodnBullets: dragons arent mammals...
TheOtherTrevor: It had one in the original art
PhoenixMelior: okay that thing is so cute
accountmadeforants: It's based on proper old Magic art.
dbmh: why do you have to check
kalku__: egg born creatures can have belly button like things where the yolk sac was
Lord_Hosk: How do you know you weren't born in an egg, do you have memories of your birth?
AmoriLinguae: James is definitely a human
PhoenixMelior: daww, I wanna hug it
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you were technically born from an egg if not IN one
frk_kristin: Maybe he is a simic dragon and he was breed in a tube?
dsavillian: you know. I take back all I said about this pet. If it's based on the alpha card art, I'm alllll ok with it
dbmh: he's not in an egg
Mal2mad: I could draft 4 times for that gold.
DiscordianTokkan: Baby Yoda wants fuit gummy, Dragon Whelp wants benginChaos
offbeatwitch: magic dragon discourse
Juliamon: So maybe it's a "Dragon-----welp, nevermind"
BloodnBullets: can the whelp change color?
Skajetolaf: Yeah the original art had the belly button, it's a one to one thing from the OG art
dbmh: fair point
Veste: maybe it's a parasite that eats fertilized eggs and supplants their contents
aerobeing: According to google "birds have yolk sac scars at hatching. This is where the chick embryo is attached to the yolk sac.", "scars usually heal and become virtually invisible".
PhoenixMelior: Desert Bus sure did happen
Invitare: I mean, it's a reptile with 6 wings. Biology has already given up
Lord_Hosk: Magic has BELLY BUTTONS to offer clearly
Invitare: *limbs
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun sounds like a perfect excuse to go on a shopping spree
frk_kristin: Yes! Historic Pauper is great
Diabore: historic pauper is basically mono ill gotten inheritance, cause there are so many lifegain cards at common
historyman_admu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:12.
BloodnBullets: when its used for the LRR account it becomes an investment right? drawing in new viewers!
Ukon_vasara: mpieEsport mpieEsport2
djalternative: that looks like a bug
AmoriLinguae: is deckmaster on?
malc: all we have is duckmaster <quack>
j0xer: happy murican thxgiving fellow muricans
djalternative: !y
korvys: Oh right, we have Garruk in here somewhere
Mal2mad: Happy Turkey Day, you USAmericans.
Orgmastron: The bucket! PogChamp
djalternative: choose wall
The_Voices: reading the card explains the card?
Ukon_vasara: wall is not a color
Mal2mad: Deckmaster still broken?
djalternative: depends on who you ask
LaconicLad: I just now got the notification for Checkpoint.
SmashTCG: Come on man, stop draw land