TehAmelie: target player gains flying. it could just as well have been target player is a moat
TehAmelie: but flying is cooler
snowcookies: Boo!
Veste: form of the dragon has that text, right?
accountmadeforants: So, I've emerged from the rabbit hole Veste sent me on re:HEARTBEAT, and yup, wow. I appreciate the honesty there, I guess?
accountmadeforants: Me not type very good right now, apologies
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djalternative: hola friends
tidehollowcat: hello friends
japolai: much excitement
djalternative: I have acquired beer!
JacksonBross: rooting for somebody to make "Sliv MIzzet" work
boopboopbiboop: beer is good.
Welbog: I will add to your beer my whiskey.
dumbo3k: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (3m from now).
boopboopbiboop: LRR are quite the fans of beer. Beer on.
Fluffy776: Tappy isn't here so I doubt anyone will manage to get Sliv Mizzet to actually work, but I'm still hopeful!
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dumbo3k: <3
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BecauseGnomes: We're heeeeeeere
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djalternative: I was supposed to go see frozen 2 today but everyone slept through all good showings
djalternative: I am the sad
JacksonBross: beer will help with the sad
Veste: i don't think that's how beer works
the_eggsit: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
djalternative: beer is a downer, not an upper
aerohydra: im so excited!
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Chickens are not our enemies.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
djalternative: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
djalternative: HONK!
Welbog: HONK!
Joalni: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
gnome_friend: The goose gives advice now? That's ominous
japolai: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
Veste: the goose gives what the goose would consider advice, i assume.
monosceros: the goose's advice is fowl
Vaygrim: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
gnome_friend: I'm excited to see people playing with the playtest cards
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (11s ago).
djalternative: as am I
atrociouslyambisinister: !next
chaostreader: Soooooon.
snowcookies: be patient humans
djalternative: SpoonTM
Veste: 0 minutes to go
whenheroesdie: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (46s ago).
Earthenone: i am excited for lrrcon2
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM tm
Kykiwi: lrrcon 2 wut
gnome_friend: @Earthenone wait, is that a thing now?
djalternative: @Earthenone this is lrrcon 7
JohnLockeCole: I return!
gnome_friend: greetings @JohnLockeCole
falingard: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
JohnLockeCole: the gamestop run was a triumph, I am making a note here, huge success
Juliamon: gnome_friend the draft is convention-exclusive packs, ergo this FNPF is LRRcon2
Porsgaard81: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
whenheroesdie: !lrrJAMES
whenheroesdie: lrrJAMES
djalternative: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
gnome_friend: @Juliamon Oh... I don't think that's how that works...
whenheroesdie: lrrJames
Juliamon: nah, it totally is
RockPusher: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
djalternative: that's definitely how that works
Juliamon: whenheroesdie are you trying to make the James emote? You need to be subbed.
Earthenone: they clearly set up a convension, they just dident invite us this time
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atrociouslyambisinister: all I want is an actual chance to lrrcon
atrociouslyambisinister: don't fucking do this to me
djalternative: @Juliamon or spend channel points
jdogs124: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
whenheroesdie: Oof
Juliamon: Right, channel points are a thing
Earthenone: !channelpoints
LRRbot: Channel Points are a new, free way for you to show your support for a streamer via #engagement! Learn how to earn them (and what you can do with them) here: https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/channel-points-guide?language=en_US
RockPusher: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
BlightningHelix: lrrFINE_HF
whenheroesdie: Late Stream ??
Fenhl: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
the_canuck_mystic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting, but it's a mystery as to what. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Juliamon: It's only a little late. It usually is.
djalternative: they're just fashionably late
gnome_friend: I really detest channel points
JohnLockeCole: Yes, I could use channel points to unlock... .. .. . ..... .. I already have all the emots
v_nome: lrrJUDGE_HF
JacksonBross: not late by LRR standards
whenheroesdie: Fashionable Lateness
Earthenone: its almost like 3 cameras and 6 mics takes some time to set up
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrBEEJ_BW points well spent on a black and white lrrBEEJ
snowcookies: We're just early
djalternative: @JohnLockeCole you can mod them
NrgSpoon: but now you can modify them
MrPandaaaGaming: first time cathing live fnpf!
Juliamon: Physical streams have a higher chance of delay.
Aneximarius: It takes awhile to sacrifice the goat correctly on the OBS alter
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT ?
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KilrenKrae: people dragging me down tonight. just one of those nights where no one talks to ya
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Fenhl: @atrociouslyambisinister omg
gnome_friend: But what if Tugger Nutts doesn't want to be sacrificed?
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ninjim84: 5 months of Awesomeness, capped by a Mystery Booster draft. Can it get any better?
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Joalni: You can also modify the emote lrrJAMES_TK
djalternative: where's my santa hat emote mod?
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drthvd3r: I'm thankful for 38 months of Amazon's money.
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Earthenone: i imagine december?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrSIGNAL
Jigokuro: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Aneximarius: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fenhl: SIGNAL
TheBorzoi: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DoodlestheGreat: SNIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Lithobraker sends hugs to KilrenKrae
Juliamon: If there's no hat tomorrow, we riot
atrociouslyambisinister: Next time I think I'm gonna flip lrrCIRCLE lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ_BW
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL kathle3HEX
ritchards: Deckmaster is on??
gnome_friend: lrrTRI
Orgmastron: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI
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skeltal_streams: exited for my second LRR stream ever <3 first time I've caught FNPP live
whenheroesdie: Deckmaster???
wordmogul: Hey, I'm just in time!
gnome_friend: Welcome @skeltal_streams
Fenhl: Deckmaster for paper? :O
TehAmelie: sergeScopeCreep
whenheroesdie: FNPF!!
NathanJay_GA: yo
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Juliamon: Deckmaster's not live on my end... *SHRUG*
tidehollowcat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I don't believe that they're actually using deckmaster for this.
accountmadeforants: Hey LoadingReadyRun Deckmaster seems to be running right now.
JacksonBross: Does the cardreader have all like 1600 cards loaded?
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djalternative: deckmaster just forgot to be turned off after the last stream I assume
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
ponbern: Music engaged that means we start soon
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Edric_Punmaster_of_Zest: We're HERE!
tehlordofelves: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Coricket: Yay, just in time!
Earthenone: card reader is loaded with all cards they can open
atrociouslyambisinister: wait, does deckmaster work with paper cards? that's rad and I didn't know
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ardengnome: ohhhhh boy, its time for some super packs
tehlordofelves: get hype!
MadWolf1290: lrrSIGNAL
hmfons: all 1600?
jeff_jeffy_jefferson: hype train
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: deckmaster does not work with paper cards (that I know of)
BTC1220: lrrSIGNAL HYPE lrrSIGNAL
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Tithegha: critical hit!
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Tantusar: deckmaster does not work with paper cards
atrociouslyambisinister: Are these the ones with the playtest cards?
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gnome_friend: indeed @atrociouslyambisinister
Fenhl: yes
Veste: who is the most likely to first pick One With Death
JacksonBross: yes to the playtest cards
Arcticblast324: you know, I totally forgot it was Friday
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swanky_pants20: I'm so ready for this lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: We're still using the card recogniser.
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gnome_friend: @Veste Cameron
TehAmelie: i've worked so hard all day and now this. perfect
myrddinthewizard: lrrSIGNAL
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Coricket: I’m excited for this stream, really look forward to drafting this at Unplugged
djalternative: I want to see 5 kids in a trench coat
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh, forgot to be turned *off*
snowcookies: Paul has a video about how the card reader works on the LRL youtube channel
atrociouslyambisinister: Now it makes sense.
MrPolyK subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
MrPolyK: 25% Loaded...
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notthepenguins: Is it my sub-anniversary? Is it not? Who knows, it's MYSTERY!
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NathanJay_GA: Fun fact: for a few hours today there were more people on Twitch watching Battleborn than there were watching Borderlands 3
TehAmelie: djalternative but how will you know when you see them?
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
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Megantiu: <3
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simriel: Oooh Anything could be in the boosters! Even a Boat!
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bvorhies: are we live ?
jdogs124: !hurry
Vaygrim: A Booster Boat?
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Alexis_Aehale: Time for some Drafting :)
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TheBorzoi: We are live
gnome_friend: @bvorhies we're at going online screen
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AGiantRoach: 30 months? That's almost a whole month!
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gnome_friend: Gathering power
EikoandMog: @NathanJay_GA Because of Jim Bussing Sterling Son?
atrociouslyambisinister: !quote Cameron
LRRbot: Quote #3609: "Johnny unplugged the universe." —Cameron [2016-11-13]
djalternative: @TehAmelie because they're not smart enough to figure out that 5 is too many to try to fit into that coat
jdogs124: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
bvorhies: who is playing tonight ?
TehAmelie: ha
TemporallyAwry: lrrHEART PrideCheers ysbrydYheart ~ Evening All
LunaCrimsonFuzz: 've been waiting for this all week!!
NathanJay_GA: @eikoandmog It was quite an amazing stream
Fenhl: @bvorhies stream is running with the “going live” screen
gnome_friend: Greetings @TemporallyAwry kathle3HEX
Ariamaki: Theme pop!
wordswords1: did I miss it?
punspector subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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senshi5609 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
senshi5609: Not gonna be able to watch entirely, BUT HAPPY DRAFTING
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, senshi5609! (Today's storm count: 29)
midday_rendelnep: I'd assume it's 5 because Voltron/ Megazord rules
LunaCrimsonFuzz: Just started!
hmfons: Let's go!!
Fenhl: it just started!
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrBEEJ_BW
Aernemus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
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swanky_pants20: yeeeeehh haaaaaaw
snapcaster8424: Yay
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We’re LIVE! | Join this group of wild Canadian boys as they draft MYSTERY BOOSTERS Convention Edition. Should be a ton of fun. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKlTLp7VUAAA_5l.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1200582248631689216
jeff_jeffy_jefferson: o0o super hype
Pharmacistjudge: I’m at work but I’ll field a few questions if y’all got them.
Khasi1596: how ready is serge to explain banding?
LunaCrimsonFuzz: amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink amazonThink
control_rig subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
control_rig: Always first-pick the multicolored card!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, control_rig! (Today's storm count: 31)
MadWolf1290: HI
sterlings97: hi friends! havent been live in a minute
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snapcaster8424: Méga hype
Wyrmsblood: Sick
TehAmelie: ooo
Aneximarius: It could even be a boat
Mangledpixel: eeets a meeeestery!
NathanJay_GA: jimqui1Gallimimus jimqui1Gallimimus jimqui1Gallimimus
simriel: lrrCAMERON_SG
hmfons: James? :O
EikoandMog: Even a booster!
Joalni: James! lrrJAMES
RockPusher points at James - KITTY!!!
atrociouslyambisinister: God that's a pretty draft pod
Drathak: Look at this classic set of drafting bros
skeltal_streams: I hope they draft the playtest cards too
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Anyone else getting a lot of echo?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: kirby?
Zenoark: DAMN JAMES, looking sharp!!!!
ke6960 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ke6960! (Today's storm count: 33)
coopdawg_22: !Vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
asthanius: Plankton!
xanderhunter subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, xanderhunter! (Today's storm count: 34)
DarkNacht: 3 Adams?
Nameless_Sword: ooooo a mystery!
Scotblackbird subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
Scotblackbird: I have been here for... a while. Goodness.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Scotblackbird! (Today's storm count: 35)
atrociouslyambisinister: Wait, there are three James now??
Shadowmoor: Hey everyone!
TheManaLeek: Mystery Booster hype!
NathanJay_GA: !findquote mystery
LRRbot: Quote #956: "Why is there team Mystery Snot?!" —Graham [2015-10-26]
JohnPraw: Oh heck yeah. Stoked to see this.
Vaygrim: 3 Adams in a Trenchcoat
gnome_friend: Hi @Shadowmoor
DwarfMage328 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
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Ariamaki: Huzzah!
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notthepenguins: heck yeah!!
snapcaster8424: Only 3 Adams?
BlightningHelix: Serge and Ben, I need to know. Did you two get food before this stream?
simriel: !advice
LRRbot: Prioritize rigidity.
atrociouslyambisinister: ! findquote better
LRRbot: Quote #6368: "A closet is better than a human being." —Bengineering [2019-09-04]
Goorguy: Pax South?
Ashlan78 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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BrowneePoints: James looks heckin great btw
TehAmelie: this is an unconventional convention
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm drafting and doing a sealed with at PAX Unplugged!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Cannot WAIT
Malacorath: having a break from breeding dittos, to see something somehow weirder
Drathak: They got the weird cards in em
Shadowmoor: I'm so exited for this!
Veraphage: Jamesben
TheBorzoi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
TheBorzoi: Time to watch FNPF for the next few hours while I "work"
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MadWolf1290: oh god, PAX Unplugged is NEXT weekend?
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Coricket: Yes!
AGiantRoach: Hyped for playtest cards. I want to build a silver border cube to put them in.
jpost042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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Aneximarius: How much do I have to pay to get Beej to draft this
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TehAmelie: oh, breeding Dittos. i read that as breeding duties
atrociouslyambisinister: Beej is perfectly suited to draft playtest cards lrrBEEJ_BW
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DiscordianTokkan: It looks so fuuuun! I'm sad I can't make it to one, but at east I get o see these awesome folk play it! :D
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Coricket: I’ll pay Beejs entry
MistahFixIt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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NathanJay_GA: So LRRBot, got any predictions for what will happen today?
MistahFixIt: :3
josephel: lrrARROW hello everyone
NathanJay_GA: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1936: "Maybe you just have to kill God immediately..." —Cori [2016-02-22]
Someonenonotyou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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gnome_friend: hi @josephel
MistahFixIt: Shoutouts to YouTube
Malacorath: sorry @TehAmelie believe me i have had weird conos this week
Drathak: Dang ol youtubers always wanting to be recognized
Feminine_Desires: Blarg
Alexis_Aehale: Love Graham go and Win
golgomett: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
atrociouslyambisinister: "If you're watching this, we may already be dead"
MistahFixIt: Patreon-dot-com: You're all accomplices now! Kappa
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jclem_2: 50 hecking months omg
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RockPusher: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
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FinalShowFilms: I'm sure you're all wondering why we've gathered here today...
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Dennis852ilpm: its 2 am here but ill be damned if i dont watch this
Nameless_Sword: #TeamChaos
gnome_friend: That's almost as much as a KINGDOM of cards lrrBEEJ
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: and that's how the card reader works :)
Joalni: Wait, 1600? Whoa!
Kykiwi: tank needs more potions
noSmokeFire: storm count 1600
DHAnubis: My friend went to a local event... did 2 drafts, pulled 2 Yuriko and a Teferi's Protection. So guess Im building a ninja EDH now
Mangledpixel: Chaos Cube sounds like a DnD spell
TehAmelie: Paul knows all the secrets
Alness49: It's a chaos cube, with some YuGiOh thrown in
Banrael: cheer100 Spicy cards!
kerbalized_: i wonder how many individual reprints are
Fruan: Paul sees all! Paul knows all!
Veste: the programmer in me wants to make the card reader work for 1600 cards
atrociouslyambisinister: Classic Paul, putting in hella legwork
TimWinGame: This is the actual best set ever
TehAmelie: this is why he's Paul
DiscordianTokkan: I hope a Blue Eyes White Dragon somehow made it in there also
Cj_Mrsh90: awww yus! listening to my first live stream as im headed to my LGS for FNM
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
BlightningHelix subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
BlightningHelix: Excited to watch what I can before bed. Hope it was a great time for you guys.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BlightningHelix! (Today's storm count: 51)
Jigokuro: !card time sidewalk
LRRbot: Time Sidewalk [4UUUU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. / If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
DiscordianTokkan: Dang!
control_rig: Yikes
Aneximarius: The playtest cards are actually money
BrowneePoints: Serge cussed!
bluphoenix28: why is Graham not pronouncing Choas likes he's supposed to? *pointed look at Cameron*
Orgmastron: SPICY
notthepenguins: "So, rare drafting, right"
mastershake29x: that's a nice present from WotC
RockPusher: Time to get the tumblers for those drinks!
kerbalized_: @Jigokuro what the fuck is that
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atrociouslyambisinister: I was kinda of expecting that to lead up to, like, "and all together it's about $30
SpookySpaghooti: hello all!
Joalni: !card hivemind
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gnome_friend: Hi @SpookySpaghooti
txzen_: how much was it?
ALLxISxLOST: hello hello
Pharmacistjudge: Mana Crypt is still the most expensive card.
Veste: um excuse me the card says very specifically on it that it is NOT FOR CONSTRUCTED USE
gnome_friend: Greetings @ALLxISxLOST
JohnPraw: There can be more than one rare, but there's only for sure one, right?
colinoclock: woah!
MrPolyK: 2 cards of each color
MrPolyK: guaranteed
SpookySpaghooti: Man these decks sure are gonna be just piles of cards arent they
Tantusar: @LoadingReadyRun technically speaking every card is the same rarity, every slot in the pack is a different sheet
Fruan: Every card spot is a different sheet. It's neat!
MadWolf1290: yep. it's gonna be good
lirazel64: Mystery!
cananadan: The playtest cards arent in the regular packs available to the public
Pharmacistjudge: One guaranteed rare. One mans fixer. One ‘old card’ which can be rare
GentlemanHrafne: Did they give any reason for not including the fun card in the non-convention version of the boosters?
MistahFixIt: Spicy Chaos
Aneximarius: Also specific sets are guaranteed?
Krisotf: 1 rare/mythic of the current frame, and 1 rare/mythic of an older frame if I recall correctly
TimWinGame: Every card is “mythic”
Zalbaag: So, the playtest cards are going to be massive for cube
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Pharmacistjudge: Well sometimes. Some are vanguards.
JohnPraw: 2 White commons or uncommons 2 Blue commons or uncommons 2 Black commons or uncommons 2 Red commons or uncommons 2 Green commons or uncommons 1 Multicolored common or uncommon 1 Artifact/land common or uncommon 1 Pre-M15 card 1 Post-M15 rare or mythic 1 Playtest card (if Convention Edition) or foil (if Store Edition)
Wyrmsblood: First time watching LRR live. Excited to watch this draft.
cananadan: Unless you go to a GP, you can't get playtest cards
Pharmacistjudge: Vanguards aren’t in your deck persay
notthepenguins: oh nooo
Kykiwi: LUL
colinoclock: nice
Nameless_Sword: Judge!
skeltal_streams: I'll sub if someone gets lethal with sliverdrazi mostrosity
JacksonBross: serge is going to be busy
JohnPraw: Sorry, that was me trying to paste what's in the boosters from the official site. Sorry for the formatting.
SpookySpaghooti: Man Oracle is gonna be indispensable
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Wyrmsblood welcome!
MistahFixIt: Oh good so Banding is back? Kappa
archon458: they did it to save money, instead of updating 1600+ cards, I like it
SpookySpaghooti: Full text banding is horrific
Joalni: !card kaervek's torch
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Khasi1596: there's one card with banding
RockPusher: The judge in Serge is dying a little right now :D
BlightningHelix: The contents of the pack are, as far as I can tell. 2 commons/uncommons of each color (10 total) 1 multicolor common/uncommon 1 common/uncommon artifact/land 1 special slot (in this case, a playtest card) 1 Rare/Mythic with the m15 card frame.
JohnPraw: There are some great articles about how the set was made.
Khasi1596: the same card has cumulative upkeep, lol
superkooky: Oooh. Are these the normal packs, or convention packs?
MistahFixIt: Oofta Cumulative Upkeep
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: superkooky convention!
Earthenone: pride51 glhf
GentlemanHrafne: Is there any good reason for not including the playtest cards in the regular version of these booster or do they just want to make us that lives to far away from GPs feel misiery?
JohnPraw: @superkooky Convention
flatluigi: these are the convention packs, with the playtest cards
control_rig: hahahaha
Kykiwi: dang serge
Fenhl: it came back!
control_rig: Our BOY
SpookySpaghooti: Serge's pack is gas
superkooky: @the_ocean_who_subbed neat
Kykiwi: OH
Veste: YES
MistahFixIt: YASSSS
SpookySpaghooti: AHAHAHAHA
atrociouslyambisinister: Post-Apocalypse pre-Mirrodin set symbols are all kinds of weird tbh
Vyous: Oooh!
flatluigi: OH MY GOD
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
Aneximarius: YES
notthepenguins: OH MAN
monosceros: HELL YEAH
Ariamaki: GOOD GOBLIN GAME
Kykiwi: SHIT
Krokaar: YESSS
BlightningHelix: OH GOD
Jigokuro: bitterLOL
Fenhl: OH NO
Naarius: D:
skeltal_streams: YEAH
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
thraximore: hahahahahaha
Unas84: YEEEEEEESSS
Mangledpixel: hehehehehehe!
RockPusher: hahahahahah
Bakufreak: OH YES
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHAH
BlightningHelix: THE SPICE
viridimayai: HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAAAAA
Fruan: YERSSSSSSS!
niccus: NO
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh dear
Welbog: Wow
Joalni: Thank you, Ben! :D
Rujasu: Oh no
Alas_Babylon: holy cannoli
PiGuy2000: YESSSS
Jepardil: uh oh
sturben222: What have I missed?
JohnPraw: One of my all-time favorites as a kid, Ben.
HerpesTornado: PogChamp
Khasi1596: ben
ardengnome: oh no
ghost_waz: YaAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Scotblackbird: HECC YE
MistahFixIt: MegaPog
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GreatSacrificer: YES
DoodlestheGreat: HOLY MOLEY
asthanius: FUCK
Ukon_Cairns: seabatTROG
golgomett: hahaha
Zebunisher: Do it Ben!
Juliamon: DON'T SPOIL IT, CHAT.
thenb44: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
whenheroesdie: NOOOO....
simriel: <message deleted>I HATE Goblin Game So Much
Ankylosaur: GET YOUR OBJECTS READY
DiscordianTokkan: No spoilers, Chat!
ArcticAtlantic: oh good lord
JohnPraw: This format also has Banding, by the way.
Veste: beuchiByrd goldpl2Wow
Kairanie: Good job, Ben
BlightningHelix: IT'S TIME
MistahFixIt: Extreme Poggers
TheBorzoi: Take it and play it
Naitoshadou: oh no
Nameless_Sword: WHAT!? #TeamChaos indeed
BlightningHelix: FOR GAMES
atrociouslyambisinister: I just made a very loud noise
Khasi1596: serge is gonna have a time
IbunWest: Of course Ben would pick that card.
whenheroesdie: Mono Red I Hate Life?
SpookySpaghooti: Benjamin Ulmer you better take that card
Kykiwi: i expect ben to win every time
accountmadeforants: Ben won, I guess? Pack it up after he demonstrates how he won.
superkooky: Oooh. Objects.
FinalShowFilms: Serge tilts his camera up, then holds the cards higher
newstous: lrrBEN_SG
golgomett: yes
amam741: They better hide actual objects
MistahFixIt: The Storm Count Is At: FUP
swanky_pants20: I'm so glad I was here for that. Ben is so lucky
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yeah pretty much everything IS in this set
asthanius: See? Storm!
SpookySpaghooti: Chat is there a guaranteed Playtest card per pack?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: SpookySpaghooti yes
Kykiwi: LOL g card
Unas84: omg, that's the best storm enabler ever!
Feminine_Desires: They can't have art credits
Ariamaki: They posted the art credits on the site and they're on the wiki too
e_bloc: Corgo100
viridimayai: do it Graham
Aneximarius: inb4 crow storm shows up
viridimayai: for the meme
SpookySpaghooti: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed oh wow theyre way more common than I though they were
cananadan: Only at conventions, you will no get them in the packs you with your friends
PiGuy2000: Their logic for not doing art credits was that it was a sign of respect to the real magic artists
Alas_Babylon: @Unas84 Yeah, "Increase Storm count by 1 per U or R" is kind of nutters
chesul: Kykiwi that card is actually crazy good if you get a storm payoff.
control_rig: Yess Graham yes
JohnPraw: They didn't want to cheapen the honor of being credited as a Magic artist.
atrociouslyambisinister: wasn't one of them maro's second card art?
Dog_of_Myth: For the meme G
Ukon_Cairns: i feel like its obligated to wheel
sturben222: Why is my quality so bad?
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superkooky: There was a wizards article that gave proper credit to the artists
Ariamaki: Yeah, Maro's Gone Nuts or w/e it's called has Maro art again
chaostreader: That card is good for Storm.
MistahFixIt: Shenanigans isn't very Team Order Serge
kerbalized_: serge pls
skeltal_streams: I mean, if you see that card you're kinda obligated to take it
OdracirGrim: I always pictured that card as a woman...
Pharmacistjudge: They did have a webpage that lists the play test art credit.
AGiantRoach: I think scryfall has been crowd sourcing art credit I think
MistahFixIt: The Fun Card, obv.
Nameless_Sword: Good card
viridimayai: Take the good bad card
Pharmacistjudge: Well they say on it it’s not allowed.
ArcticAtlantic: @mistahfixit serge is team order until he starts to play any game in the world :P
kerbalized_: oh thats the chinese version
Krisotf: Graham, that's the Global Series!
Fenhl: that's Global Series
Veste: stares hard at palladium myr
Alas_Babylon: The Chinese planeswalker decks
JohnPraw: Global
itsr67: the global series
thraximore: the chinese global series
BlightningHelix: That expansion symbol is Global Series: China
SpookySpaghooti: Global Series lmao
Agu_Sakku: glhj
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shoot i hope i'm not too late
Science_and_Magic: Jiang and Mu Yanling
Veste: these cards own
Agu_Sakku: global series
cananadan: @SpookySpaghooti No
superkooky: My Yanling
HondoTrigger: hey look a serra angel
Fenhl: omg
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yay, they're still drafting
Ukon_Cairns: forbidden fruit bat
itsr67: they did the survey meme
mastershake29x: @SydPreviouslyHeadache just started
Alas_Babylon: @SydPreviouslyHeadache They just barely started
itsr67: that's great
SpookySpaghooti: These packs are nuts
TheManaLeek: I want to draft this set so bad
viridimayai: Do it Graham!
Nameless_Sword: Power!
WowoT: have we just started?
noSmokeFire: yeah
Alas_Babylon: Yep
flatluigi: my favorite part of that Forbidden Fruit card is that the color in the background does not match the colors in the casting cost
SpookySpaghooti: @WowoT yes! welcome
WowoT: sweet didnt miss much then
Kykiwi: LUL
Unas84: woooow
chesul: wait... how does that work?
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT
notthepenguins: omg
niccus: it works.
control_rig: HOW
noSmokeFire: "it just works"
notthepenguins: i love it
SpookySpaghooti: Holy moly that card is stoopid
Aneximarius: Don't worry about it
MistahFixIt: Seems legit.
cananadan: I wish they were drafting the non-convention packs
djalternative: HOLY CARP
Khasi1596: it just works
Terradana: woooahhhh
itsr67: it works
StrawberryPepper: whoa
TheManaLeek: Playtest cards "just work"
GoblinRanger: yikes
Unas84: you can multiple 'token' copies I suppose
Tantaburs: umm judge? Kappa
Science_and_Magic: OH! If that cat gets to Serge who has Eva...
TehAmelie: i guess it saves on rewriting the card while they built it and maybe change the name
kerbalized_: +1 for each storm...?
Unas84: *gain
Fenhl: ooooh, they did the spell-copy-token thing from Custom Magic!
Tantusar: it just works
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Alas_Babylon: That card is a reimagining of storm for Enchantments where it summons token copies of itself for each Storm count you have
Jepardil: I sorta love that card
Alas_Babylon: Token copies of permanents are a surprisingly common theme in the playtest cards
Aneximarius: Chaos Draft, every pick is a pivot
flatluigi: i love all the playtest cards
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, G's card is just GOOD with that other R&D card
viridimayai: ALL IN
MistahFixIt: Strategy? In Chaos Draft?! Kappa
Feminine_Desires: Most of mystery booster is M15 and onward
Nameless_Sword: Ultimate chaos!
the_canuck_mystic: So there are no archetypes for mystery draft?
SpookySpaghooti: You are like a baby, watch this
aggravated_cat: Is this pack one or two?
kerbalized_: felidar + evra???
flatluigi: this is pack 1
Dabari49: So is this a chaos draft with Chaos Packs?
itsr67: This is big brain drafting
TehAmelie: i had the idea you could use anything at hand for tokens, but that may be hard to shuffle into your deck. . .
Feminine_Desires: like 75% of the cards are M15 and onward
NathanJay_GA: time to go lrrHAM_SG
control_rig: Serge lower your hand please
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dabari49 yep!
MistahFixIt: Oooh legit Graham
flatluigi: that pun is so good
Science_and_Magic: Did graham just take the Felidar? I looked away
Mangledpixel: ha
chesul: that's an amazing joke.
ZeniteZero: LUL
SpookySpaghooti: !card Swarm of Locus
LRRbot: Swarm of Locus [1B] | Creature — Insect Locus [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Swarm of Locus attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Locus you control.
Krisotf: could someone explain that joke? it's going over my head
TemporallyAwry: @Science_and_Magic yes, I believe he did.
Juliamon: benginPun
Dabari49: This is going to be spicy
flatluigi: @Krisotf it's _locus_
TehAmelie: do lands count as Loci?
MistahFixIt: @Krisotf - Locusts.
Alas_Babylon: @Krisotf Swarm of Locus(ts)
aggravated_cat: James's haircut is bomb, somebody should mention that
noSmokeFire: @Krisotf Locus is a kind of land, it's a pun on "storm of locusts"
the_canuck_mystic: A locus of control joke?
notthepenguins: only ones of type Locus @TehAmelie
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lol very nice Serge
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Robot_Bones: Ben Zoning Please
MagicWarluck: Yeah, James has a kinda Sabaton lead singer vibe going. Kickass!
ArcticAtlantic: graham graham don't take the joke so it can go round the table and everyone can laugh one after another without explaining it to anyone else xD
Himyul: has anyone pointed out that Ben is betraying the non-beard side of the table?
Karfsma778: Oh hell, I'm late!
atrociouslyambisinister: What's the locus that gains life again?
Aneximarius: Can we talk about how half of my old esper artifact deck is in this first round of packs?
Robot_Bones: LUL
Simonark: What a genius Loci joke
chesul: noSmokeFire though, since it is a locus itself, it at least gets one always.
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Robot_Bones: Thank you ben
Krisotf: Ah, I didn't know that was a land type. Thanks
TehAmelie: i hope there is a CARDNAME card
MistahFixIt: HAHAHAHA
Aarek: do eet
flatluigi: ooo
notthepenguins: ahahahaha
SpookySpaghooti: whooooa
Fyurios: oh no, storm
Shadowmoor: Could we raise Serge's camera a bit?
djalternative: holy crap
LunaCrimsonFuzz: Yupp
LunaCrimsonFuzz: there's storm!
aggravated_cat: Serge is being evil again
LadyAtarka: Hello friends!!!!
ArcticAtlantic: Snerge!
Alness49: The reset button!
MistahFixIt: Oh Cameron's gonna be Maaaaad
Jepardil: Watch as someone opens/has opened the Slivdrazi
Veste: serge's deck owns
Shadowmoor: Thanks!
Khasi1596: not magic origins paul
Naitoshadou: M19
Fenhl: M19
itsr67: M19, not origins, but yeah
atrociouslyambisinister: M19, right?
Khasi1596: core 2019
BlightningHelix: That was M19, but yes.
Naitoshadou: You mean M19 Paul
kerbalized_: oh serge, you tried
mastershake29x: M19, Origins had the 5 flip-walkers
itsr67: if it was origins he would've shared sheets with the other flipwalkers
MistahFixIt: Big Wheel Keeps On Turning~
Karfsma778: also, is it just me or is the volume low? I've got mine all the way up, both in twitch and on my laptop, and it's like if I had it at 40% somewhere else
MrUglama: mana crypt?
accountmadeforants: It's a little gnome
SpookySpaghooti: Black Lotus, surprisingly
LadyAtarka: I'm still trying to hunt down and uncut Fate Reforged rares sheet.
aerohydra: mana crypt is in here
ritchards: The Booster Box game should be fun ;)
SpookySpaghooti: @Karfsma778 LRR streams are usually low but my audio seems fine
noSmokeFire: I think they're on the room mic, or something. it does seem kind of quiet
Ariamaki: I mean there would have to be more than one 10+ card: Every single Test Card is currently running for ~15
Juliamon: Karfsma778 It's the usual LRR level for me (which is to say, lower than most streams)
StrawberryPepper: that izzet enables storm
Feminine_Desires: OH GOD PAUL DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
Karfsma778: @Juliamon It's probably just that, then.
CrazymattCaptain: are some of the room mics low compared to the lapel mics and Paul's mic?
Ariamaki: Yeah LRR audio balance is quite notoriously bad / low and inconsistent
Feminine_Desires: I would hate that
JohnPraw: I want to see someone pull Demonic Tutor from the black uncommon slot.
txzen_: @LoadingReadyRun Please raise Serge's camera
chaostreader: Is anyone else seeing a lot of glare on Graham’s cards?
qella46021: Did twitch stop doing the one free subscribe if you have prime?
MistahFixIt: So Cam's current deck tech is "Powerful Nothing"? Kappa
djalternative: decks are supposed to storm off and nothing else
Clockwork_Cthulhu: make a keyword judge video
LunaCrimsonFuzz: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
SpookySpaghooti: @Clockwork_Cthulhu that would probably be an hour long
Zoltanzorin: !timeup
simriel: @qella46021 Not to my knowledge?
flatluigi: do it serge
BaconWrapOG: Everyone SHUT UP
Crazy_Miner51: More like do it graham
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It does feel a little more echoy than the usual draft streams...
Ariamaki: Serge camera angle, also. :V
Supermariowert: how to keep an izzet mage busy is a storm enabler!
TehAmelie: i like how the card that does nothing but bounce itself keeps going around
flatluigi: he did it
flatluigi: yaaay
MistahFixIt: The Lapel Mic Count Is At: Five
ardengnome: chaos drafts are good as long as you properly curate the packs
Krisotf: Ben sound's like he's mic'd because his beautiful voice carries so well
flatluigi: @TehAmelie it's got synergy with a card he drafted
noSmokeFire: do a judge video for every keyword that's like the pokerap
RockPusher: Serge's camera is sleep - keeps nodding its head
LunaCrimsonFuzz: James! Stop stream sniping!
SpookySpaghooti: I always knew James was a screenpeaker
control_rig: James confirmed monster
DoodlestheGreat: Xmas gift for the gang: A lapel mike. Maybe two.
MagicWarluck: Is Graham Serges next pick?
DiscordianTokkan: Octothorp Blame James?
lord_bry0n: lapel mics or paul mics :)
kirbytronic: Dibs on oddjob
arkilyd: Looks like Serge found that Christmas land play
SirZapdos: money draft the street wraith
Dog_of_Myth: That was a valid strat Serge!!
Talin06: Cut to next mail time
Science_and_Magic: DO IT!
Aneximarius: I want Nelson on that
NotCainNorAbel: grab the flag and then run into a corner
noSmokeFire: :D
TheWooglie: If Ben edits it
itsr67: then hard stop on banding
thraximore: what was the idea?
txzen_: thraximore judge video rapping each keyword I thiink
MistahFixIt: Put dudes down, flip em turnways
thraximore: thanks!
Aneximarius: the attacks and blocks deck tends to do well at most high level events
KeiRaccoon: @itsr67 I mean, there is a card that gives banding in this set.
Dabari49: Dave Spokesman reading rules for each key word.
PigmyWurm: apparently this was slightly more curated than a typical chaos draft so it should maybe be slightly easier to make a real deck
notBrunoAgain: Synergy is the *doctor*'s name
djalternative: I kinda love green storm as a concept
Pharmacistjudge: Yes there is banding in this set.
noSmokeFire: no, that's a synergy
sturben222: One more pack to go!
MistahFixIt: OOOOO
The_Ninjurai: I coudln't read the second card he showed
flatluigi: ADAM
angezilla: Well that pack 1 pool was pretty disapointing..
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
noSmokeFire: oh nooooo
grgriffin3: Ooh!
Drathak: Yeeeeah
Kykiwi: OHh nice adam
txzen_: what did it show I couldn't read ANYTHING
Pnoy__: nice
Alas_Babylon: naaaaisu
Aneximarius: Spice
Veste: dr britt combo, doctor of medical storming
Kykiwi: pog
Orgmastron: PogCGamp
Karfsma778: OH YES
thraximore: nice
Ellendar: PogChamp
StreepHond: Heck
Rujasu: Oh no
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Mangledpixel: Yes, Adam, yessss
viridimayai: MadlAdam
Scotblackbird: yeeesssssss
gdadjim123: *le gasp*
corpocracy: seabatBRAIN
Orgmastron: PogChamp *
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MistahFixIt: S P I C Y
MrUglama: pls get that reservoir to serge!
skeltal_streams: this all just seems like a big pile of assorted commander playables
swanky_pants20: bye for he's done it
Terradana: thats a big brain play adam
LunaCrimsonFuzz: WHUUUUT
Veste: oh lashknife barrier, legacy all star
txzen_: Serge doesn't understand cameras, he moves too fast
ghost_waz: but why that juggernaut?
chesul: The_Ninjurai it's a card that just returns itself to your hand.
txzen_: adam is behind graham?
Blasteg: money draft!
notthepenguins: that playtest card is beautiful
The_Ninjurai: Thanks chesul !
Karfsma778: BRUSHWAGG!
djalternative: We GOT it!!!!!!!
Unas84: Five kids in a trenchcoat XD
notthepenguins: what on earth
kerbalized_: ooooo
DiscordianTokkan: That Card!
Kykiwi: PogChamp the wagg
notthepenguins: that thing is wild and i ove it
Veste: take take take take take
Crazy_Miner51: that is good
MistahFixIt: oooh that's an INTERESTING mechanic
Science_and_Magic: Ransom? That's real neat
JohnPraw: That is so cool.
thraximore: That is an intriguing keyword.
txzen_: closer graham
TehAmelie: i want to know what the cards the test cards are overlaying are
Nameless_Sword: That is a nice one
midday_rendelnep: WHO'S WINNING?
IbunWest: That card seems bad but fun as heck
RockPusher: That is a good idea for a mechanic
Alas_Babylon: I never saw that card, that's actually a neat mechanic idea
DiscordianTokkan: It's like Shadow but NOT
ArgentumFlare: Squidnapper is an AMAZING name
Alas_Babylon: !card Squidnapper
LRRbot: Squidnapper [3UU] | Creature — Squid Pirate | When Squidnapper enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom. / Ransom—{6} and 2 life
Alness49: That's some mad science
Sevinon: Wait, LRRbot has the test cards!?!?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i hope chat is hidden in the meantime. but dang, i can't wait to see Grahams draft
Naitoshadou: Isn't there another card with a Ransom mechanic that just does something completely different?
Veste: yeah they're on scryfall thankfully
Alas_Babylon: Paul makes sure they're on there beforehand
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KeiRaccoon: !interplanar brushwagg
Malacorath: what card did graham get?
SpookySpaghooti: Thats a weird effing card Graham
Science_and_Magic: BOP
Veste: standard all star eldrazi monument!?!?
DiscordianTokkan: These are SPICY packs
LoadingReadyRun: Chat is not hidden
Veste: oh yikes
itsr67: hakkon *metal music*
Naitoshadou: Testament! My baby!
aggravated_cat: SPIIIICE
Dog_of_Myth: NO spoilers chat
TehAmelie: hmm did someone want some fixing?
Kykiwi: dont spoil the spicy tech chat
lirazel64: Sigh. I have old eyes. Even on my desktop, I can't read the cards...
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Science_and_Magic: HOVER MYR
Naitoshadou: I worked ont ranslating that card!
Znazl: 🦀
flatluigi: ben show the chat
Juliamon: CRAB BABY
SpookySpaghooti: Ben just got gas
flatluigi: ben please
Karfsma778: Just take two
MistahFixIt: CWAB
ZeniteZero: Crabby friend!
Science_and_Magic: Oh, I thought paul was talking about the Myr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah ok. then i won't talk about what i'm seeing. thank yuou
Veste: oh geez I want to know what the ben card is
Sevinon: I just want all these cards
Mangledpixel: oh, oh I see
Veste: ah, yes, ok
flatluigi: i don't know what that is :(
JohnPraw: Go for it Graham
1y1e: I have to play this
Fyurios: Yes i couldn't see it
txzen_: what did Ben have?
KeiRaccoon: Graham has a tough choice.
Kykiwi: no idea waht it was but seems neat
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SpookySpaghooti: I have no idea what card Ben showed us but i trust him
JohnPraw: It's a good choice, Graham.
viridimayai: FLIP THE DOUBLE BIRD
wlsack: Definitely could not see it
Zalbaag: You got this, G
Veste: i definitely lost when casting that card, which is probably the exception that proves the rule
bvorhies: idk what ben showed
DiscordianTokkan: These are HARD choices, holy moly
accountmadeforants: Wheel it, that's the teeckit!
B4rberblacksheep: James rocking the mohawk? Looks sick
MrUglama: do they have a screen with the chat?
sturben222: Go for it!
itsr67: That's the most expensive multicolored aura, I believe?
SpookySpaghooti: "average cmc is 5" holy moly
thraximore: Liar lmao
chesul: that's an interesting effect for a card with double blue.
Karfsma778: Chilly Beeeeeee
Loonatic93: Ah, yes. BoP. A.K.A. strictly worse Goose! lrrBEEJ
Crazy_Miner51: durdle durdle
MistahFixIt: What's slower than Tempo? Kappa
Kykiwi: 5 cmc mono deck PogChamp
ZeniteZero: Need gas, gas, GAS!
txzen_: Graham and Serge should have to only look at their cards through a monitor see exactly what they see
TehAmelie: i can feel a disturbance in the force, like hundreds of draft groups throwing hands over a BOP
MistahFixIt: LMAO
Juliamon: We got there, everyone
superkooky: Obviously Ben took Time Walk. ‘Opponent loses next turn.’
ritchards: dammit, I want that card in blue or green
sturben222: SeemsGood
Sevinon: Serge, move it down!
Fenhl: the Phyrexian on Yawgmoth's Testament is just the card text, right?
notthepenguins: he is in EDH at least
Karfsma778: No good in *draft*
ZeniteZero: Youuuuuuuuuuuu
Karfsma778: But cool as hell in commander
Ellendar: There was a T2 standard deck with it. It was... fine.
djalternative: I have a judge question if there is one in chat.
MistahFixIt: YOU~
Fenhl: @djalternative always
Naitoshadou: @Fenhl Yes
whenheroesdie: Just came from watching that commander game..
Alas_Babylon: @djalternative Someone should be able to help, there's 1100 people here
sturben222: Commander goody!
simriel: @djalternative shoot?
Alas_Babylon: Go for it my dude
mattydubs75: Pretty sure Ben showed Baloth Null earlier
JohnPraw: There are some powerful things in this format.
Naitoshadou: @Fenhl Made a good point for further translation of unknown text
Feminine_Desires: Saheeli is not in this format
simriel: @djalternative how can I help?
djalternative: @Fenhl @simriel for 5 kids, can they not be targeted if you have a card that can only target a single thing?
Feminine_Desires: planeswalkers in general are quite rare
Azurios: she is in this format
sturben222: She is!
Joalni: I don't think we have seen any planeswalkers yet here.
sturben222: True that.
skeltal_streams: is the copycat saheeli in the set?
MistahFixIt: Creature Type Vincent Adultman
Fenhl: oh no, an unquestion
Alas_Babylon: !card Trenchcoat
LRRbot: Five Kids in a Trenchcoat [2W] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/5] | Five Kids in a Trenchcoat counts as five creatures for spells and effects that count the number of creatures you control.
jpost042: I got to do Copycat at the Aether Revolt pre-release, but the rest of the deck was bade
Veste: If "the magic police" is "your opponents defeating you", they definitely will.
skeltal_streams: thhats actually kinda dissapointitng
Fenhl: <3
sturben222: I want to play this format!
simriel: @djalternative No, bu the way it is written it only counts as 5 creatures if something cares about 'Number of creatures you control'
whenheroesdie: !card Desolation
LRRbot: Desolation [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, each player who tapped a land for mana this turn sacrifices a land. Desolation deals 2 damage to each player who sacrificed a Plains this way.
TehAmelie: Gatherer has some rulings about these cards up already by the way. 5 kids in a trenchcoat specifically
Dabari49: lrrSPOOP
ZeniteZero: 👁️
itsr67: serge, start taking 5 drops
djalternative: @simriel thanks
LadyAtarka: Can't stop wont stop!!!
MistahFixIt: Note to Serge: Stop picking five drops
jclem_2: Oh wow I’m so used to working Friday nights I forgot I’m watching this live
Sevinon: Serge admits he has a problem which is the first step
sturben222: Have fun my dude.
whenheroesdie: 5 drop tribal
ritchards: I want 5 kids for Tishana...
Krisotf: Serge, double down on those 5 drops.
ArcticAtlantic: !unsubscribe 5 drops
NrgSpoon: i'm guessing you can't convoke it for 5 mana either
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whenheroesdie: 5 DROP TRIBAL ALL THE WAY!!!!!
simriel: can confirm, 6 drops not 5 drops :P
sturben222: Stop Serge!
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control_rig: Doesn't matter take Hakkon anyway!
kansaiDop: Stop taking 5 drops, proceed to draft 6 drops
sgowell: Salt in your eyes :)
DiscordianTokkan: Would Trenchcoat be able to block TWO things with Menace?
whenheroesdie: !card Haakon
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whenheroesdie: !card Haakon, Stromgald Scourge
LRRbot: Haakon, Stromgald Scourge [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Knight [3/3] | You may cast Haakon, Stromgald Scourge from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else. / As long as Haakon is on the battlefield, you may play Knight cards from your graveyard. / When Haakon dies, you lose 2 life.
xanderhunter: @DiscordianTokkan no
MistahFixIt: Durdle.dek
atrociouslyambisinister: 5+1 is not 5+0
sturben222: Mana crypt is in this format!
MadWolf1290: is Shahrazad in this set? Kappa
Terradana: durddle . deck
skeltal_streams: in for a lot of nice slow games I see
itsr67: serge needs to draft lands, to cast his 5 drops Kappa
whenheroesdie: Durdle.Format.Com???
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Hevarius: Mono 5 drops sounds like a winning stategy.
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grgriffin3: Reading the card, explains the card!
MistahFixIt: @MadWolf1290 - Don't you put that evil out into the universe!
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Dabari49: Welcome to Durble Draft
the_canuck_mystic: I kinda hope someone is going blue/white flying men or red aggro.
sturben222: TwitchUnity
orimazer: reading the oracle text explains the card
Mysticman89: maybe reread it a cocuple times, make sure what you're reading is real
TehAmelie: we're not naming any names, Serge
ogundiety: Without a major concern or anything, but can you not clip anymore on this channel?
the_canuck_mystic: and they just win in 5 minutes
simriel: Oooh, Aura Shards, that's like $15 still right?
itsr67: I wholly expect some solid durdling
lirazel64: So. Many. Words.
Blasteg: maybe read your other cards as well
PigmyWurm: Read the card and then ask paul
Dabari49: dang auto correct
ZeniteZero: Back again?
MillerDark: BEN! What happened last time you had a drink on the table!
Joalni: All of them. Just to be safe.
MistahFixIt: I have stardew music playing in the background and the low-tempo beats are actually pr. good for this durdly format :P
djalternative: There are so many cards that just have me saying holy crap in this draft
kansaiDop: reading the flavor text gIves life to the card
pandymonius: these are.... certainly cards.
thundervoice_1: You can't handle the card!
red6beard: is there any fixing?!
wolfsark: grahams deck looks pretty sweet
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sturben222: Bot can we plz have a Gram Quote?
thavleifrim: mono 5 color, mono 5cmc or greater
LoadingReadyRun: ogundiety you should be able to clip
PiGuy2000: Wow, this card says "You <blank> the game"! Wow, I can totally assume it says "win" as the second word and definitely not "lose"
djalternative: Hot Con?
Karfsma778: OH HI
control_rig: Duplicate
MistahFixIt: OH HAI
chesul: I enjoy that G is like, "I'm not in this color" then takes a card in that color.
DiscordianTokkan: You again!
Fenhl: lol
simriel: Wut
djalternative: HAHAHAHA
SpookySpaghooti: Hes back!
control_rig: Double duplicate
PiGuy2000: LUL
whenheroesdie: HA! Con
grgriffin3: Ben is having a moment
sturben222: Last Pack!
flatluigi: i want ben's deckbuild
flatluigi: OH MY GOD
itsr67: *vomit*
SpookySpaghooti: Ben is consistently pulling good stuff
DeafMints: wait... Was that...
Joalni: I love that art!
ArgentumFlare: was that...
MadWolf1290: Ben DO IT
Sevinon: !witty demon
control_rig: HAHAHAH
Karfsma778: Battle of Weeeets.
grgriffin3: Well that is unique
MistahFixIt: !card Witty Demon
LRRbot: Witty Demon [1BB] | Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying / When Witty Demon enters the battlefield, if your starting library had at least 13 cards over the minimum, search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. Otherwise, Witty Demon deals 4 damage to you.
Dirk_Strider_tT: That is not at all how you pronounce Haakon but y'all have fun
txzen_: sweet tutor
herph: wasn't that a Roy Orbison song?
sturben222: Cool
Sevinon: ugh, !card witty demon
Feminine_Desires: 3 HAAKONS!?
Feminine_Desires: 3!
chesul: a third one!?!
timetwister7: wait, 3 haakon? lol
control_rig: How many Haakons are there?!
grgriffin3: THREE
wolfsark: are there archetypes when you draft this or just totally random cards
whenheroesdie: Haakon Tribal!
Karfsma778: Huh
Veste: oh easy pick
rarermonsters: Witty Demon in Canlander would be lovely
LoadingReadyRun: Oops all Haakons
Juliamon: If 43 is a ham sandwich, is 53 a party sub?
simriel: You could just keep cycling Haakons :P
aggravated_cat: 4
Veste: Oops Two Haakons
ZeniteZero: That Font would be nice in my turbofog deck -_-
Fenhl: it's just weird nonstandard templating
Karfsma778: Ha
control_rig: I love the name
Kykiwi: opp drafted all haakons
Naarius: That's great
aggravated_cat: CON
Terradana: I LOVE IT
MistahFixIt: !card Control Win Condition
LRRbot: Control Win Condition [4UU] | Creature — Whale [*/*] | This spell can't be countered. / Shroud / Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game.
Sevinon: Oh man, the flagbearers
TehAmelie: 53 is a whole roast pig
superkeaton: rooKek
Sevinon: that was a weird mechanic
thraximore: that card is really REALLY good with Haakon
RockPusher: Now I want to see "Font of Papyrus" and "Font of Comic Sans" in a silver border set
Kuolar: This means you Mark
CaptainSpam: This means you, MARK.
DiscordianTokkan: This means YOU Mark!
accountmadeforants: Here's something completely unrelated to the stream for you, Chat: My new external harddrive beeps sometimes, apparently. I'm not sure how, and if it's why I suspect it does, why.
KeiRaccoon: !rarermonsters It wouldn't work the way you think.
Terradana: that name omg
MadWolf1290: that's GREAT
Jepardil: "This means you Mark"
ZeniteZero: That is... a whale...
Joalni: Dammit, Mark!
NathanJay_GA: holy crap, that reminder text
endoforder: Mark on blast
MistahFixIt: LMAO
Krisotf: I think one of the things that's neatest about this is that we finally get an actual use for Commander exclusive cards having certain rarities
DeafMints: Wow Meren
Karfsma778: Remember, G, what color you're in
aggravated_cat: !control
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whenheroesdie: Meren
sturben222: Judge “Reading the card, explains the card.” -Prof
SirZapdos: nighthawk so good
Karfsma778: Murrin!
wolfsark: meren is in this set monkaS
MistahFixIt: What color is ANYBODY in? Kappa
Science_and_Magic: Hooo-poooo
Naitoshadou: O_O MEREN
timetwister7: Hoopoe POGGERS
MistahFixIt: !card Time sidewalk
LRRbot: Time Sidewalk [4UUUU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. / If this card is in your opening hand, you may exile it. If you do, create four Time Walk token cards and shuffle them into your deck.
Kykiwi: oooh non foil meren? isn th pretty expesive?
whenheroesdie: Mirri! I mean Meren!
sturben222: A lot cam
txzen_: serget doesn't pause long enough ever
Mysticman89: anti-mill? spicy
pandymonius: thats a solid pack
Mangledpixel: that's very Hearthstone
MagicWarluck: Are we going to see six decks of "Five colour weird stuff"?
KeiRaccoon: @rarermonsters The 'minimum' deck size is per format, and Canlander requires exactly 30 cards. So it wouldn't get its benefit ever.
ZeniteZero: LUL
flatluigi: these playdrifter cards are so good
Naarius: That art
notthepenguins: oh my god what
whenheroesdie: !card You're in Command
LRRbot: You're In Command [1W] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you own and control. That creature becomes your commander. Any other commanders you have are no longer your commander.
DiscordianTokkan: That art is so goooood
LunaCrimsonFuzz: !card you're in command
LRRbot: You're In Command [1W] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you own and control. That creature becomes your commander. Any other commanders you have are no longer your commander.
KeiRaccoon: *100 cards
TehAmelie: there's no rule that says a card can't create its own commander zone
Clockwork_Cthulhu: technically speaking it's not tokens is token cards
j0xer: putting tokens into your deck is an ideal digital mechanic that is not good in paper
Blasteg: oops 5 color
LunaCrimsonFuzz: lol
aggravated_cat: WHAT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm excited, this draft is absurd
Fenhl: you face Jaraxxus?
MistahFixIt: Oops all Five Color Goodstuff
djalternative: oops 7 color
Sevinon: !card form of the mulldrifter
flatluigi: serge that better make it into your deck and i want to see it played
Naarius: D'awww
DiscordianTokkan: Pusheen!
Science_and_Magic: !soulmates
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
TehAmelie: what's Pusheen doing there?
wolfsark: 5 color test card deck
the_canuck_mystic: !card soulmates
LRRbot: Soulmates [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant two creatures / Enchanted creatures each get +1/+1 and have hexproof. / When one of the enchanted creatures dies, destroy the other.
flatluigi: run it serge
Karfsma778: D'aww
ArgentumFlare: Wait Does that card work in limited? do you just GET a commander?
Terradana: PUSHE
Mr_Bitterness: I was gonna say, that's definitely Pusheen
Terradana: EN
ZeniteZero: D'awwwww
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i want to make a cowards joke, but everyone here is a better drafter than I
Pharmacistjudge: the majoriy of workers are gone, I can watch the stream bit more now
Science_and_Magic: @the_canuck_mystic Thanks
accountmadeforants: I need that Pushe
Pharmacistjudge: any questions?
sturben222: WTF?!
MistahFixIt: !card enchantmentize
the_canuck_mystic: @Science_and_Magic no worries :)
notthepenguins: the command zone still exists in other formats @ArgentumFlare
DiscordianTokkan: There's no rule a dog CAN'T play basketball
notthepenguins: but only commanders can be CAST from the command zone typically
Kykiwi: echantmentize seems like great removal
Veste: i love horses
Naitoshadou: Don't Emblems go in the command zone?
sturben222: I’ll take 3 packs plz!
MistahFixIt: Hakkon Tribal is legit apparently
ZeniteZero: "This card IS your commander. No, we don't care what type of gaming you're playing"
timetwister7: the command zone is technically where emblems are
ArgentumFlare: @notthepenguins Thats what I was AFRAID of
viridimayai: GRAHAM, take the HAkaan!
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Pharmacistjudge: Emblems are in the command zone
DiscordianTokkan: Mono-Haakon meta
notthepenguins: So unless the card says "you can cast this from the command zone" it just is yeeted into the void
control_rig: No one likes you Hakkon
Mangledpixel: they're all here for Hakkon-con
sturben222: A lot!
PiGuy2000: Storm count 69. Nice.
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djalternative: 2.5 hakkon written by chuck lorrie
DolGrenn: He's a Scourge for a reason
Science_and_Magic: Oh trail of evidence. I loved Clue synergy
Alness49: "We're out of Hakkon license plates.'
PiGuy2000: RIP storm count 69
Vyous: The changeling spell combos with hakkon! I hope someone sees that.
Veste: HaaCon
sturben222: Over 1K people here.
whenheroesdie: HAAKON TRIBAL
kynelwynn: Hak-Con
itsr67: If only hakkon didn't nug you when he died
Khasi1596: haa-con
whenheroesdie: HAAKON TRIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SrMuskrat: haa-kon
Feminine_Desires: Haakon Haakoff
timetwister7: 3 haakons and no nameless inversions FeelsBadMan
secretbranch: But what about Pramikon?
flatluigi: does the legendary rule apply to haa-con
sturben222: Take it surge!
Pharmacistjudge: I had a trio of friends who all played Haakon decks at team modern SCG open
DoodlestheGreat: HAKK-ON (clap clap) HAKK-OFF!
DiscordianTokkan: The con crud at HaaKoncon is bad, because it's a haaking cough
Pharmacistjudge: they got on camera a few times
MistahFixIt: If you rip somebody off at HakkonCon in a Hakkon Cosplay, does that make it a HakkonCon Con? Kappa
Ellendar: There was at least 1 nameless inversion in the draft
sturben222: Haakon me I am.
SnivianMoon: "How many Haakon's we got in this draft?!" "YO!!!" "I'm surrounded by Haakons."
tehfewl: I've been here for 5 seconds and this set looks like 🔥
Kykiwi: serge no D:
Veste: "I could have two of a card I don't know if I want 1 of"
the_canuck_mystic: In the Hakkon draft you get three packs. Each pack is all Hakkons.
LunaCrimsonFuzz: DO IT SERGE!!
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superkeaton: As we know, reading the card explains the card
DiscordianTokkan: You thought it was a different card, but it was ME, HAAKON!
whenheroesdie: DO IT SURGEE! DO IT NOW
sturben222: Deck building will be cool.
pandymonius: hakkon nameless.inversion combo
LunaCrimsonFuzz: He didn't do it D:
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Naitoshadou: What do I do with these Channel Points things?
Spacecarl: Apparently Haakon is $13 at Card Kingdom currently. not bad.
Alas_Babylon: @Naitoshadou In lieu of subscribing, you can "buy" and modify emotes
Ellendar: Also court hussar. Is hakkon secretly busted in this format?
Naitoshadou: Modify?
Veste: bankrolling the stream with haakons ayyyyy
TheBorzoi: @Naitoshadou You can use them to temporarily unlock emotes and other things
DeafMints: Spacecarl cos of the knight commander from Throne
TemporallyAwry: The black-border cards from this set are constructed legal?
Pharmacistjudge: I haven't seen a nameless inversion to go with the haakons
sturben222: @loadingreadyrun can we have a cam Quote?
simriel: lrrCAMERON_SG @Naitoshadou This
Naitoshadou: Ah
ipoddodd: Slow mill it
Alas_Babylon: @Naitoshadou There're emotes that you can add thingslike sunglasses and thinking-fingers to
Sevinon: Wait what, since when could you check video stats on twitch? This is really cool.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT_SG
Sevinon: Is this new?
MagicWarluck: for 14k channel points, how hard can an emote be modified?
Dryhad: Ah, the old Manaless Dredge gambit
The_Ninjurai: lrrADAM_SG
TehAmelie: it's a Haakonathon
MilkInBag: is this the convention edition?
Joalni: lrrJAMES_TK Modify, eh?
ZeniteZero: Get you Hakk ON
PiGuy2000: I want the Hakkons
Terradana: lrrJUDGE_SG lrrJUDGE_SG
Pharmacistjudge: yes convention edition
Pharmacistjudge: @Terradana yes?
sturben222: Hakkons Plz!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sevinon for awhile, it's how you know how long your lag is :)
Malacorath: lrrHEART_BW
flatluigi: lrrCIRCLE_SG
midday_rendelnep: lrrJAMES_SG
KeiRaccoon: @TemporallyAwry All the black border cards are reprints. So they're legal in the formats they were already legal in.
pandymonius: i want haakon and inversion, free bolts every turn is solid.
TheBorzoi: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_TK
Sevinon: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed It's great!
sturben222: 50 more to go!
lord_bry0n: do modified emote reset? i seem to keep losing them
migelino164: lrrAWW_SG
itsr67: lrrEFF_TK
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sevinon right???
Ukon_Cairns: personally i like making emote greyscale lrrBEEJ_BW
lord_bry0n: lrrHAM_HF
flatluigi: yeah, they're temporary unlcoks
before_damage: lrrFINE
TheBorzoi: Modified emotes last 24 hours
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lord_bry0n I think they're 24 hours
Alas_Babylon: Haakon voice I'm in
wlsack: @pandymonius How do you cast Haakon?
CaptainSpam: Statistically, one of you will win each game.
flatluigi: i think all the unlocks are temporary
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP_BW There 1200 points for a greyscale Spoopifer
sewvi: once you go haak you never go back
historyman_admu: lrrHAM_SG
noSmokeFire: "hey, whaddup, it's ya boi haakon"
NathanJay_GA: lrrHAM_SG
senshi5609: lrrWOW_TK
sturben222: @loadingreadyrun can we have a Hakkon EDH deck made?
Dryhad: Unlocked emotes are the same, right?
MistahFixIt: Hakkon? lrrGARBO_HF lrrSIGNAL Garbo Alert lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO ( Kappa )
itsr67: lrrBEEJ_HF
lord_bry0n: huh good to know
Terradana: @Pharmacistjudge sorry i was just positing my modded emote
Mornish: lrrBEN
F1SHOR: lrrFINE_HF
myrddinthewizard: lrrIAN_SG
TemporallyAwry: @KeiRaccoon thankyou, I was thinking it was too good to be true - but maybe they have started to figure out a way to do reprints.
sturben222: :-(
Mornish: random emotes lrrBEN
Juliamon: Anything earned with channel points is for 24h only.
the_murfer_show: lrrPAUL_SG
MistahFixIt: WAOW
PiGuy2000: LUL
Kykiwi: nice cam
grgriffin3: Holy poops
Ukon_Cairns: lrrFINE_SQ
Alas_Babylon: oh dear
flatluigi: OH MY GOD CAM
zuchen_120: lrrDILLY
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: whoaaaaaaaaa
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: so rad
superkeaton: Oh
SinthorasAlb subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SinthorasAlb! (Today's storm count: 73)
Kramburger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL_HF
atrociouslyambisinister: Emote changes that don't actually change them are the truest art
birbarino: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
control_rig: Wooooaaah
senshi5609: lrrWOW_HF lrrWOW_TK
sturben222: Cool
LunaCrimsonFuzz: !card bombardment
LRRbot: Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, cards you own that aren't on the battlefield lose all card types, costs, names, and abilities and become red sorceries named Missile that cost {R} with "Missile deals 2 damage to any target."
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP_TK
DiscordianTokkan: It looks like you can only unlock one per emote, so I can't lrrCIRCLE_SG AND hand lrrCIRCLE
AGiantRoach: God black market is so good.
migelino164: Wonder Alex Powers, ACTIVATE! Form of....MULLDRIFTER!
PiGuy2000: Who is in Cam's seat and what have you done with the real Cam?
LunaCrimsonFuzz: What.. The heck!!
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
zuchen_120: lrrFINE_TK
Karfsma778: Turns your hand into shocks!
LunaCrimsonFuzz: IS THAT CARD!!
Driosenth: lrrCIRCLE_BW lrrCIRCLE_HF lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_SQ lrrCIRCLE_TK
RockPusher: pew pew pew pew pew
NathanJay_GA: All is Shock!
MistahFixIt: just activate Bolt Mode
Science_and_Magic: !card beholder
LRRbot: Underdark Beholder [4BB] | Creature — Beholder [6/6] | Underdark Beholder enters the battlefield with ten eyestalk counters on it. / If Underdark Beholder would be dealt damage, remove that many eyestalk counters from it instead. If you can't, sacrifice it. / Whenever Underdark Beholder attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant, sorcery, or enchantment card with converted mana cost less than the number of eyestalk counters on Underdar…
sturben222: Hahahahaha WTF!
atrociouslyambisinister: Who was it who flipped both sides of creepy doll smile?
emallson: bombardment is clearly a storm card, therefore it is a cam card
MistahFixIt: YOU get a Shock and YOU get a Shock and YOU get a Shock (etc)
MadWolf1290: too much text!
atrociouslyambisinister: That's so much text
atrociouslyambisinister: I love it
MagicWarluck: lrrADAM_SG lrrJAMES_SG lrrSERGE_SG lrrCAMERON_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrGRAHAM_SG
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Holy heck
sturben222: ???_???
DiscordianTokkan: !card goblin game
LRRbot: Goblin Game [5RR] | Sorcery | Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.
Dog_of_Myth: Poor G
sewvi: lol wtf
ponbern: benginLove
sturben222: WTF?! This is a card!
simriel: Graham has the same feelings I do with Goblin Game
Sevinon: You can just use a d20 if you're lame
migelino164: No, it's now just selecting numbers now@LoadingReadyRun
F1SHOR: wait what
KeiRaccoon: Ah good old goblin game
ArcticAtlantic: wait omg i assumed that was Un card
MistahFixIt: This should be an Un-Card tbh
Juliamon: At least it's not Knifey Knifey
DiscordianTokkan: I think people did it with dice and glass counters?
MagicWarluck: That card made my brain fart...loudly!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hello fear
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disheldinwell: Dish getting in right before the end of the month! Road Quest is insanely good guys!
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nicosiam01: MercyWing1 <3 MercyWing2
superkeaton: How does that work with Chaos Confetti?
Fenhl: @migelino164 I wish it were
sturben222: Hides hole deck!
MistahFixIt: "Decks" Kappa
Karfsma778: !quote 4663
LRRbot: Quote #4663: "Ah, the squeet taste of victory." —Ian [2018-02-07]
Ariamaki: Any on-camera deckbuilds today?
sewvi: it's almost too dumb and convoluted for an un-card lol
KeiRaccoon: Remember these are exact reprints, not oracle texts.
Sevinon: Build on camera you cowards!
arcskiez: @LoadingReadyRun read the oracle for goblin game, you are actually allowed to use dice for the game
NathanJay_GA: !quote 1337
LRRbot: Quote #1337: "Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter" —Raymond [2015-12-22]
DoctorOfBeard: no one is building on stream?
sturben222: How long?
atrociouslyambisinister: Goblin Game, the un card that got printed in a black border set
skeltal_streams: goblin game is actually the best, I wanna play it with shaharazad
ArcticAtlantic: i'll probably be asleep when yous come back so have a nice stream everyone lrrHEART sergeHeart benginHeart
Ariamaki: Using dice for Goblin Game is cowardice. :V
Nyx_fire: I would never go away from you LRR
Dryhad: @MistahFixIt It was printed during the lull between Unglued and Unhinged when they thought they would never get to print another silver bordered set
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHeart This new Cam emote is so GOOD, I just noticed it!
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sturben222: This is cool!
atrociouslyambisinister: !quote 69
MistahFixIt: @Dryhad - It shows, clearly Kappa
RockPusher: unarmeHeart unarmeHmm
Pharmacistjudge: unarmeGameplay
sturben222: !quote 1
Sevinon: Man, I have such a craving to mystery draft now
MistahFixIt: Okay that Cam emote is actually really good Dang.
JohnPraw: They don't have as much time as a PPR, so it makes sense to not take the extra time to setup and build on camera.
Ariamaki: !quote 682
lord_bry0n: !badadvice
LRRbot: Flunge!
MistahFixIt: Also GAMEPLAY is hilarious
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always a realist who possesses a hungry spirit.
coelopteryx: !card mulldrifter
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
Simonark: Goblin Game is synergizing with Goblin Taskmaster and Goblin Alex Horne
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART sergeHeart seabatBRAIN unarmeHeart katesHeart wheelerRanch benginHeart
atrociouslyambisinister: !quote Cam
LRRbot: Quote #6427: "Jesus Christ, James!" —Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
flatluigi: I wish I could see ben's deckbuild
the_canuck_mystic: aprox how long are they taking to build ?
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial
flatluigi: this is all so good
Alexis_Aehale: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #4393: "My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs." —Graham [2017-10-11]
Sevinon: Oh for sure it makes sense, I'm just having fun with that
flatluigi: canuck: this might be longer than usual just because these decks are piles, but we'll see
simriel: I kinda want the road quest art as a Playmat
MistahFixIt: ^ ditto tbh
Juliamon: simriel they're actually looking into it!
flatluigi: @MistahFixIt you get ranched when you get really blown out
the_canuck_mystic: @flatluigi yeah, I get that. I'm wondering if it's on the order of 15 min or 5 min?
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Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
MistahFixIt: @flatluigi - Ah.
sturben222: I want to Mystery Booster draft rn!
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wordmogul: The one year!
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flatluigi: @MistahFixIt see: beej playing that card against serge that one time
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
flatluigi: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
NathanJay_GA: oh, I like that command
zigboy22: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
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atrociouslyambisinister: !y
LRRbot: HONK
WhiteWizard42: !song
LemonOnRye: Pog
simriel: @Juliamon I was hoping so, cause there has been plenty of expression of interest. Essentially I was just throwing another voice into it XD
thenb44: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
Sevinon: Beej wearing that shirt gives me a real "we trained him wrong on purpose" vibe
Pharmacistjudge: really a vaseline or barcode command?
danwilldav: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:12.
atrociouslyambisinister: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:31:31. lrrSPOT
djalternative: @Pharmacistjudge it's a coin flipper
Simonark: So do I, mainly my wife's knights EDH deck needs a Haakon
Pharmacistjudge: I know
Pharmacistjudge: but still
sturben222: Go for it!
Vaygrim: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Vaygrim: I always get Vaseline. :(
chaostreader: @pharmacistjudge It’s been there for a while. No one got rid of it.
sewvi: that's because your name starts with va-
djalternative: I was going to google something but got completely distracted by this year's cards against humanity thing
simriel: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
TemporallyAwry: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
NathanJay_GA: so, LRRBot, what can we expect to see in the first match?
chaostreader: @djalternative What is it?
CrazymattCaptain: what was that command for?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: 20? That's a really round number.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FreshPrinceOfBeleren! (Today's storm count: 81)
NathanJay_GA: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #837: "It had a pink butt!" —Graham [2015-10-13]
Donutholez: wow, I just came on on the perfect time to get in for me. i still need to fold my laundry before they all come back. xD
Pharmacistjudge: i better grab a snack in case they need me to pay attention
sturben222: Cool stuff
djalternative: @chaostreader the writers are battling an AI for their job
atrociouslyambisinister: !peachorbarf
Alexis_Aehale: How many judges are there in the Chat?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: CrazymattCaptain Beej needed to decide a 50/50 thing but didn't have a coin
Fenhl: the command was literally created within a minute after the vaseline flip happened
CrazymattCaptain: lul wat
DarkMorford: I should get something to eat before this gets too crazy
simriel: There are at least a couple of us @Alexis_Aehale
CocoaMix86: wow
sturben222: Judge am I allowed to cry?
NathanJay_GA: lrrJUDGE
simriel: @sturben222 Do your tears have a legal target?
zuchen_120: This will be the longest deck building ever. “How do I make this work??”
sturben222: Yes myself!
Alexis_Aehale: Great to here this is gonna be a doozy haha
Alexis_Aehale: *hear
atrociouslyambisinister: what about a judge call command that works like !sir?
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
sturben222: Plz
Christof_II: doogDance
sturben222: :-(
NathanJay_GA: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
djalternative: 6 hours left and the writers are currently winning against the AI by $1715
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrBEEJ
xanderhunter: @CrazymattCaptain they were doing the dollar store beejlander and had a card that said flip a coin, so they used Beej's vasoline case
sturben222: Yes we do!
IkariFate: DID I MISSED THE DRAFT?? :(
chaostreader: @ikarifate YES
qella46021 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
qella46021: Ian raced motorcycles?!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, qella46021! (Today's storm count: 82)
IkariFate: rinisS :( :( :( :(
atrociouslyambisinister: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
NathanJay_GA: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
sturben222: Yes
simriel: Good advice
Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend Somebody drafted a gnome.
CrazymattCaptain: ah lul I should go and watch the beejlander games
IkariFate: chat did they opened something juicy ???
sturben222: Haakon
atrociouslyambisinister: !y
LRRbot: HONK
gnome_friend: @Dog_of_Myth it's a little GNOME!
simriel: The Beejlander tournaments were amazing
Sevinon: Mono Haakon
NathanJay_GA: I'm still a little sad that !peachorbarf was removed
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
sturben222: Haakon is $15 on TCGPlayer.
simriel: !unsubscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
djalternative: hopefully the Beejlander tournament becomes a yearly tradition
simriel: So glad that's still there :P
noSmokeFire: Imagine: after the commander draft set, LRR comes up with its own custom commander draft cube...every commander is Haakon
gnome_friend: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
sturben222: Plz they look cool.
flatluigi: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love these commands
sturben222: Mono black knights let’s go!
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
simriel: !badadvice
LRRbot: The day star is good for you.
djalternative: Hakkon counts as all five colors. Hakkon must be your commander
Sevinon: Wait so what do modded emotes do?
sturben222: I love these comments.
Alness49: !teeth
NrgSpoon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
NrgSpoon: always glad to catch this fun stuff live
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NrgSpoon! (Today's storm count: 83)
Alexis_Aehale: !adivce
Alexis_Aehale: !advice
LRRbot: Never hug people with your mouth.
gnome_friend: teeth?
simriel: That.... THAT ISN'T bad advice....
itsr67 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, itsr67! (Today's storm count: 84)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sevinon nothing special, they just look different
djalternative: @Sevinon the same thing normal emotes do: nothing
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP_TK
sturben222: !teeth
sturben222: :-(
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
Alexis_Aehale: lrrGRAHAM
F1SHOR: lrrFINE_HF
simriel: @Dog_of_Myth Perfect
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT TEETH kathle3KNOT
CrazymattCaptain: !quote
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride PrideLionYay
KriegerSan: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:14:49. lrrSPOT
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT_SG
sturben222: This looks like a fun format to draft!
Sevinon: K, I honestly can't remember the last time I used an emote in Twitch chat. I'm an old fogey (inspite of my age)
itsr67: lrrCREEPL TEETH lrrCREEPR
skeltal_streams: BisexualPride ooh i thought these were pride month only I'm so happy
sturben222: KappaPride
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL shigiRainpiano shigiRainpiano shigiRainpiano lrrCREEPR
sturben222: GayPride
Ryco829: GivePLZ
Fenhl: every month is pride month
simriel: Why is it -4 degrees here. I hate it
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive bleedPurple PrideTake PrideWingR
blackwlf subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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sturben222: LGBTQ all the way!
TehAmelie: PrideWingL PrideCheers PrideWingR
Juliamon: skeltal_streams They were, but people complained so much that they made them permanent
KriegerSan: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:20:30. lrrSPOT
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW pegaPride pegaHype pegaNo
notBrunoAgain: No the emotes are still up for LGBTQ lust month, rage month, envy month, etc
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM braise CUDE! trans rights!
Ryco829: BegWan
Terradana: lrrWOW AsexualPride lrrWOW_HF
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @notBrunoAgain
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kingofkings42! (Today's storm count: 87)
sturben222: I have a Instagram account called @thelgbtq_mtg
seth_erickson: how'd the drafting go I just woke up from my nap
notBrunoAgain: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans elfunkCat PrideBalloons
Fenhl: ah yes the new 7-month calendar
sturben222: Great
itsr67: @seth_erickson lots of hakkon, lots of fun
simriel: lrrSPOOP Twans Wights
Feminine_Desires: PrideLesbian
itsr67: @seth_erickson also we may or may not see a goblin game cast
sturben222: @loadingreadyrun can we have a Hakkon EDH deck made?
seth_erickson: a what
Dog_of_Myth: RPGBukkaNoo
Multra0: did i miss the draft or a round of game play?
F1SHOR: I hope Ben does it for the memes 😂
qella46021: That Road Quest art really needs to be a play at
sturben222: Yes you heard me.
Sevinon: Can we have 3 Haakon EDH decks made?
skeltal_streams: @Juliamon thats actually really sweet
DiscordianTokkan: OK Chat, I have to/get to go play Tachyon Squadron for a few hours. Catch you in a few hours!
KriegerSan: @itsr67 so someone may or maynot be playing red
sturben222: Plz
Terradana: @Multra0 just the draft
flatluigi: @sturben222 ben played a deck with haakon on stream once and completely beat up serge
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousPride katesHeart pegaBooty theonl45Heart
gnome_friend: See you later @DiscordianTokkan
flatluigi: i'm sure someone in chat can dig up the specific ep for you
Multra0: @Terradana thanks
sturben222: who knows.
DiscordianTokkan: @gnome_friend katesWave geeklyOkay
sturben222: Bye
sturben222: me staying.
Juliamon: Someone may or may not be running a really weird Storm deck
sturben222: Plz
gnome_friend: I think there are at leaset TWO really weird storm decks
djalternative: storm deck or riot
sturben222: Poooound
gnome_friend: Adam and Serge at least
DB_Skulls: lrrFINE lrrMATT vs lrrJUDGE lrrSERGE
skeltal_streams: jank storm is the best, cards like dragon storm and thousand year storm give me life
sturben222: Yep
JohnLockeCole: Does storm even work when everyone's playing 5-7 drops?
chaostreader: I loved the play test card that sent itself back to the hand as the only thing it did.
estyl10: !uptimr
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ok, had some crackers and cheese, so ready for these games
estyl10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:50.
sturben222: #stormislife
F1SHOR: I don't call them jank storm that's just acceptable power level storm 😂
gnome_friend: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 87 (new subscribers: 14, returning subscribers: 73, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 251, new followers: 29
gnome_friend casts hunting pack
sturben222: Thx Storm count.
Terradana: !quote storm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
chaostreader: !card How to keep
LRRbot: How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy [{U/R}] | Sorcery | Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.
gnome_friend: !findquote storm
LRRbot: Quote #2747: "Is this what Storm feels like?" —Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
HTLINKPR: what is this music name?
Vaygrim: "On Break - Back Shortly"
djalternative: it's on one of the slides
Sevinon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sevinon! (Today's storm count: 88)
HTLINKPR: thanks
skeltal_streams: this sounds kinda like a jackie rose song
sturben222: I like this music.
CyberColossus: God i love that last track
chaostreader: It’s by Big Giant Circles.
Juliamon: It was a track from the Glory Days remix album
Vaygrim: It's by Back Shortly, obviously.
CyberColossus: BGC is a master. Amazing stuff
Vaygrim: Great group, too.
sturben222: We almost have 2K people in here.
DiceHoarder: Booster Draft intensifies
djalternative: I'm curious if we'll get an un-sanctioned spoiler and if so, when?
gnome_friend: How many ghosts do we have in chat?
silkyfish12: <message deleted>Reee
DiceHoarder: 👻
noSmokeFire: hi
chaostreader: Unless the mobile app is off we have 800 people less then 2000
itsr67: hey, hi
Terradana: HeyGuys
sturben222: A lot
Ariamaki: TABLEFROND
flatluigi: we're here!
Scotblackbird: oh THERE you are Adam
FortunaeRota: we're heeeeeeere
Nigouki: pave the save
Robot_Bones: Get Dave in here
KriegerSan: lrrSCOOP it up
Mr_Bitterness: LRRMTG, come for the ENGAGEMENT
DolGrenn: lrrGOAT_TK
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans elfunkCat kristikHonk
sturben222: We are back!
Znazl: hi cryBlush
F1SHOR: As someone that mostly watches vods i always apreciate adams shoutouts
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Woo! i'm so excited
noSmokeFire: #Brand #Engagement
Feriority: Oh sweet is this round 1? Sad I missed the deckbuild but I got here in time
sturben222: No
djalternative: ENGAGEMENT!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Feriority no deckbuild on stream today
SoulEater50210: Aww I missed the draft. Have to check the vod later
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I believe they said through all GP's in 2020?
noSmokeFire: it was a good draft
JohnPraw: All year
Kadenus: next year maybe more?
Pharmacistjudge: CFBE said it will be available at all MF in 2020
KriegerSan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 75 month streak!
KriegerSan: Whats this weird founder title thingy - ah well 75 months huzzah
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, KriegerSan! (Today's storm count: 89)
TheTekkieman: Mystery Booster? "Let's split the deck, gang!"
TheManaLeek: They have said something along the lines of "The set doesn't have that, but that doesn't mean it won't"
Znazl: an open glass at the table cryNani
TheManaLeek: So they may update it as time goes on
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I hope Graham gets to show off a few of the cards he talked about
Pharmacistjudge: Note at MF Columbus, they launched 225 mystery drafts in that weekend alone
ALLxISxLOST: Did anyone get a boat?
djalternative: I believe these are a replacement for chaos drafts at conventions due to the dwindling supply of old cards @LoadingReadyRun
Sevinon: It feels cubish in that way
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun serge are you playing the other playtest card you drafted
sjcTheos: The dam! such a cool card!
Pharmacistjudge: !floodgate
simriel: @ALLxISxLOST At least one Boat, the Bomat boat vehicle
Zalbaag: Yeah, you were raising the floodgate
Pharmacistjudge: !card floodgate
LRRbot: Floodgate [3U] | Creature — Wall [0/5] | Defender / When Floodgate has flying, sacrifice it. / When Floodgate leaves the battlefield, it deals damage equal to half the number of Islands you control, rounded down, to each nonblue creature without flying.
itsr67: wait, it just explodes?
itsr67: neat
NobleHelium: well someone must have taken it LUL
timetwister7: see, that's what happens when you open the floodgate
ALLxISxLOST: Neat there was a boat in the mystery box @simriel :D
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LRRbot: God-Pharaoh's Faithful [W] | Creature — Human Wizard [0/4] | Whenever you cast a blue, black, or red spell, you gain 1 life.
historyman_admu: powerful games of magic
simriel: @ALLxISxLOST I made that joke in my sub message before the stream :P
noSmokeFire: 0/4 lifegain "be aggressive"
Dryhad: Be aggressive, in the least aggressive possible way
Pharmacistjudge: Defensive speed
kumatsu: Purely upgraded Yoked Ox, let's go
ZeroArcana: Regular Serge IS Evil Serge
KriegerSan: Serge is NO gentleman
sjcTheos: faithfu isn't really a card though
Pharmacistjudge: Cinnamon rolls are not gentleman
ALLxISxLOST: @simriel I regret nothing and I hope you don't either
KriegerSan: Is this Serge or Snerge?
Aneximarius: Graham, also unable to count to 3
djalternative: this is SNERGE
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
LRRbot: Dauntless Cathar [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | {1}{W}, Exile Dauntless Cathar from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
chesul: KriegerSan it's more subtle, so it's definitely Serge.
simriel: @djalternative I mean he was exposed to Customer Service
Fenhl: this is worse
Sevinon: Is anyone else getting a lot of buffering tonight?
Tantusar: back towards serge
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
accountmadeforants: I agree wtih Adam, Serge should just not interact with the game until turn 5. No drawing cards, no untapping, just being disqualified for not following the rules.
Tantusar: the issue was only rotation
SirZapdos: dauntless cathar so good. white needs more commons like that
LRRbot: Court Hussar [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Knight [1/3] | Vigilance / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {W} was spent to cast it.
Kaszoski: Legal Finks
frozenphoenix7: Shame about the art though
Pharmacistjudge: etb anticipate
Ukon_Cairns: dismember was the best red card in that standard format wasnt it?
lord_bry0n: but is it a winged hussar?\
SirZapdos: judge! serge's lands aren't tapped
frozenphoenix7: Would be nice to get a non promo Dismember with new art.
rarermonsters: Who wants to tel Serge Black Lotus is a colorless spell?
RyanEveleigh: very aggresive D
ballesta25: !card Sky Hussar
LRRbot: Sky Hussar [3WU] | Creature — Human Knight [4/3] | Flying / When Sky Hussar enters the battlefield, untap all creatures you control. / Forecast — Tap two untapped white and/or blue creatures you control, Reveal Sky Hussar from your hand: Draw a card.
historyman_admu: wait
espi: Serge has a lot of cards in his top 1 magic cards
Malacorath: stupid uk times, im off to bed. new dismember when?
kumatsu: Lignify?
LRRbot: Akroan Horse [4] | Artifact Creature — Horse [0/4] | Defender / When Akroan Horse enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Aarek: HOARSE
secretbranch: Butt is legs
grgriffin3: What a lovely gift!
gnome_friend: @secretbranch nice
cdutson: oh that horse
Aneximarius: Oh wait he has something for that
flatluigi: glad he used that dismember
MadWolf1290: @secretbranch DFTBA?
secretbranch: absolutely
Aneximarius: and it's actually even better than that
Iceberg_Man: should have saved the dismember
Robot_Bones: would be nice to have a dismember right now
ballesta25: Which enchant?
noSmokeFire: Akroan Horse makes me want to build Zedruu
control_rig: A horse, a horse, of course, of course
TehAmelie: the flavor is missing, it should create tokens that are behind your defensive line
Donutholez: THE gift that keeps on Giving!
LadyAtarka: Graham is so giving
Aneximarius: that is fuel for a master play
itsr67: Horse, but not Construct
Natedogg2: Is it a "Horse of Nature"?
espi: Akroan Horse should be a vehicle don't @ me chat
cdutson: at least you can use it to defend so you can throw it under the bus eventually
itsr67: it's convincing
Himyul: it's a chaos draft... What theme?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how does that work with something like Divine Visitation?
cdutson: it would be so much worse if it was pacified as well'
Loonatic93: How does a soldier look like a whole plane?
SoulEater50210: Where is Wheeler? Famous pilot of the Horse joke
noSmokeFire: !card Divine Visitation
LRRbot: Divine Visitation [3WW] | Enchantment | If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.
KriegerSan: are the MYSTERY cards in the card scanner?
atrociouslyambisinister: and so this theros-lookin-ass soldier walks in
secretbranch: yes
noSmokeFire: DV would work with horse, full stop
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: KriegerSan only the cards that were in the packs they opened are in the card scanner
itsr67: I was about to say they oracled it but this akroan horse is from a commander set after the create erratta
Pharmacistjudge: @SydPreviouslyHeadache you just get angels instead of soldiers
JA_Pinkerton: "an opponent gains control" who decides which opponent if there's more then one?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: KriegerSan it can't handle all 1600 :P
LRRbot: Domesticated Hydra [2GG] | Creature — Hydra [3/3] | {X}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity X. / As long as Domesticated Hydra is monstrous, it has trample.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right.that more clear cut than i thought it was for some reason
kirbytronic: Six and a half years
control_rig: What's wrong with your dog?!
atrociouslyambisinister: @ja_pinkerton the trigger's controller
KriegerSan: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed whats the point then if it cant :P
secretbranch: Conspiracy 2
LadyAtarka: Such a good Hydra
LRRbot: Capture Sphere [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Capture Sphere enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
pyrelight: So the hydra's name is friendly?
gnome_friend: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #4218: "Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better." —Ben [2017-05-24]
JA_Pinkerton: atrociouslyambisinister - makes sense. ty
pyrojakk: The hydra is now in a pokeball
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: KriegerSan it gets slower the more cards are in it :P
aggravated_cat: pokeballed
noSmokeFire: who's that pokemon? it's hydreigon!
espi: those darn pokemon players
NobleHelium: that's why it's domesticated
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Court Hussar in town
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
rarermonsters: Pokemon TCG
espi: birb of paradise
sturben222: Thx Paul
SuperBloodWolfMoon: Five drop.dec really likes to hit land five...
Terradana: BoP it!
itsr67: don't let serge cast all those 5 drops he drafted
Himyul: Bolt the Bird!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: for some reason i keep thinking Divine Visitation is "when you create tokens, create instead"
Mr_Bitterness: Mmmm, BoP
TehAmelie: i like that you can monster it up by X. that's so Hydra
secretbranch: Can't wait for serge's white blue deck to bolt the bird
Loonatic93: Bird o' Paradise. Strictly worse Goose.
ALLxISxLOST: @Terradana now twist it
sturben222: Bolt the bird!
chaostreader: Serge was supposed to gain a life, I think?
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
djalternative: "fun text"
sturben222: Yes
Loonatic93: lrrBEEJ
espi: hey that's good vs Horse
Sevinon: Crystal shard is a not fair card
sturben222: Surge gains 1 life!
RyanEveleigh: bolt the bird!1
LRRbot: Coalition Honor Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Flagbearer [2/4] | While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
sturben222: Thx
Sevinon: Part of a series of flagbearers from (apocalypse i think)
secretbranch: controller?
Pharmacistjudge: owner's hand
B4rberblacksheep: Controller or owner
Tantusar: CONTROLLER
JDMan94: yeah, serge was the controller
garash2k: CONTROLLER?
CaptainSpam: Controller.
TehAmelie: Flagbearer, they should just call it Lightning Rod
JDMan94: he controlled it
lordinkdeath27: its 3 and tap
rarermonsters: Flagbearer should be a keyword and replace Hexproof\
sewvi: serge did it right, read the text above
Pharmacistjudge: !card Crystal Shard
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
Argumentable: Controwner
secretbranch: !card akroan horse
LRRbot: Akroan Horse [4] | Artifact Creature — Horse [0/4] | Defender / When Akroan Horse enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
MrPandaaaGaming: isnt it controller not owner?
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TheBorzoi: Did that say Controller's hand or Owner's hand?
lordinkdeath27: 3 and tap not one
secretbranch: gotcah
JDMan94: chat
B4rberblacksheep: Oh, that's not what he said
Pharmacistjudge: Serge did it in response to honor guard etb
secretbranch: gotcha
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
dunny0: Oh, that makes more sense then
flatluigi: @lordinkdeath27 he can pay a blue
Ubiki: serge misspoke which is why there is confusion
lordinkdeath27: ohhh
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: twitch chat: 'tis a silly place
DeafMints: Theres also this enchantment
Aneximarius: Reading the chat doesn't explain the card
garash2k: "serge said return to controller"
DeafMints: !enroll in the Coal
chaostreader: Owners hand, but the controller pays.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh... Coalition Honor Gaurd is something else. dang
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Artisan [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Fabricate 1
DeafMints: !card enroll in the Coal
LRRbot: Enroll in the Coalition [3W] | Enchantment | You are a Flagbearer. / While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer if able.
Krisotf: just had dinner, how has this game been? looks like round 1 game 1
cdutson: graham's board is getting wide
atrociouslyambisinister: ! listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Tithegha: they never want you to have a card in hand that isn't yours
B4rberblacksheep: Serge said "return it to controllers hand" dont you put this on us
sturben222: Never listen to chat!
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
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TheBorzoi: Does reading the chat explain the chat?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Krisotf you are correct!
Natedogg2: What's the servo's name?
gnome_friend: @TheBorzoi no one can explain the chat
itsr67: Man glint sleeve artisan makes me want to draft kaladesh again
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Mr_Bitterness: Get out Ustis
Mangledpixel: if cards you don't own could end up in your hand, then they could end up in your library, which has complex rules interactions
Ankylosaur: Nothing explains the chat @TheBorzoi
Himyul: !subscribe servofacts
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simriel: @TheBorzoi Rarely
secretbranch: well this is the moonbase, adam.
pyrelight: it's the blue artifact version of erratic portal, I'll pay 1 to bounce something of mine, unless i pay one, but i'll cut myself a break, and not pay it
espi: wrong must target Honor Guard
timetwister7: except you can't
Sevinon: No you can't!
flatluigi: serge can only bounce flagbearers
Loonatic93: Controller vs. Owner... Why Trostani Discordant is a very fun card when facing against "take your creatures" type decks.
pyrelight: well he could if the honor guard wasn't round
gnome_friend: !sir
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Orgmastron: !servofacts
Veraphage: !unsubscribe servofacts
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Flagbearer is. huh
drthvd3r: !unsubscribe servo facts
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lord_bry0n: need more servo facts
Aneximarius: Servo facts is back
gnome_friend: @Ankylosaur how many large osteoderms do you ahve?
B4rberblacksheep: And they're all called Eustace
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Tantusar: !unsubscribe servo production
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sturben222: Flicker the servos!
TehAmelie: that was mild for a monkey's curse
Fenhl: !unsubscribe servo facts
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Karfsma778: *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a ser-
rolanddegil: whoa bird of paradise
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rolanddegil: Do these boostes have the convention-exclusive cards?
sturben222: *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a servo* *hands you a ser-
LRRbot: Akroan Horse [4] | Artifact Creature — Horse [0/4] | Defender / When Akroan Horse enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: rolanddegil yes!
sturben222: No
atrociouslyambisinister: !subscribe servo facts
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Awexdio: I heard there's this new serves "You just got Servo-d"
flatluigi: !card coalition honor
LRRbot: Coalition Honor Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Flagbearer [2/4] | While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
ALLxISxLOST: Of course it fruitless, its all servos
cdutson: oh dear
Aneximarius: See you say that, but I distinctly remember kathleen dragging her ass on the carpet behind cam
cdutson: re-grifter
Tantusar: Servo Fact #7: You have a new servo! Servo Fact #8: You have a new servo! Servo Fact #9-
sturben222: Resolved!
VoodontWoW: Servo fact: servos dream of becoming myr.
LadyAtarka: I mean Serge, YOU gifted it back first.
noSmokeFire: "I would like the file, and not a ~~cactus~~ servo" "yes, I have the file"
MadWolf1290: new soldier
kumatsu: Merry Crimus, you get 1/1
gnome_friend: @VoodontWoW how do they know myr exist?
rolanddegil: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed cool, thanks!
Sevinon: @Aneximarius I, uh, missed the context on what this is being said in response to and am immensely confused
LRRbot: Bomat Bazaar Barge [4] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | When Bomat Bazaar Barge enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Crew 3
TehAmelie: a barge of bargains!
r10pez10: boat!
Aneximarius: @Sevinon unsubscribing servo facts
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sturben222: Servos
blackwlf: Party boat!
simriel: See? Told you there was a Boat!
Pharmacistjudge: no it does not
itsr67: No
Vyous: No
kumatsu: No
Toerak: no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't belive so?
Alas_Babylon: No
VoodontWoW: @gnome
thraximore: no
ghost_waz: no
Natedogg2: No. To die, it has to go to the graveyard.
atrociouslyambisinister: Bomat Bazaarge
Tithegha: no
Pharmacistjudge: Die means "go to the graveyard from the battlefield"
BlandSpice: Dying requires hitting the graveyard
Karfsma778: Die means goes from the battlefield to th GY
Dog_of_Myth: Thanos Snap
KriegerSan: !advice
LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
noSmokeFire: the token goes to a farm upstate
SquareDotCube: Strategic retreat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bomat Bazzar, not to be confused with Electronic Tomoto
sturben222: No
astrosmasher: chat is always 100% accurate
timetwister7: crystal shard is a busted card
KriegerSan: Dont see how that helps LRRBot but thanks
kumatsu: sergeSqueak
DoctorOfBeard: sergeSqueak
Pharmacistjudge: sergeSqueak
ALLxISxLOST: It's like hardlight objects, they never existed to begin with
MadWolf1290: Squeak included?
Loonatic93: Sort of like Exile effects are not death effects.
Sevinon: Crystal shard is obscene
DigitalSeahorse: Squick
itsr67: crystal shard is headache in card form
philippekav: it doesn't die in Arena at the very least
Ryavis: You need to crew the barge before bouncing it, right?
rolanddegil: highly important news, Rat Colony kinda works in Historic Pauper, at least so far
Sevinon: It was part of the cycle where that didn't understand the power levels of each ability
rolanddegil: just put in supporting cards
Terradana: #domedome
corpseponcho: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:40.
chaostreader: !card crystal shard
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
JohnPraw: It's in pretty much every EDH deck I build.
chaostreader: @ryavis Yes
r10pez10: a crystal shard looks extremely uncomfortable to sleep on, serge
pyrelight: crystal shard had a colorless variant. Erratic Portal
Sevinon: Of course, it was far from the worst development mistake in Mirrodin
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHeart RPGOops
Lithobraker: Are there any cards that care about cards entering your hand (as opposed to caring about drawing cards)?
sturben222: Slow mill
timetwister7: yeah, it's all your stuff and your opponents can never tap out
VoodontWoW: @gnome_friend They don't know what they are, they just know they want to be like them.
sturben222: Why?
simriel: @Lithobraker I don't believe so.
nicosiam01: Squeak in your servo? Head to www.servoil.com
control_rig: G's going to Overrun into Serge's face
sturben222: Chat asked why?
djalternative: por que no los dos?
cdutson: just letting it trhrough huh
Awexdio: Is Fateful Hour a mechanic in this draft?
kumatsu: Obviously Serge has Cyclonic Rift
Zebunisher: time for G to play overrun
eye_h_bar: What's Serge's utility land?
viridimayai: Serge has Mystic Confluence
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW_TK lrrHEART
Sevinon: Didn't he past the confluence?
Sevinon: *pass
sturben222: Rift!
KriegerSan: @eye_h_bar assume the white artifact land
djalternative: the cards against humanity writers now have exercise balls as chairs.
LRRbot: Caught in the Brights [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / When a Vehicle you control attacks, exile enchanted creature.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. huh. yeah\
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Terradana: smart
gnome_friend: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
espi: uh that's a play you can do...
sewvi: that gives serge a way to exile the horse though
eye_h_bar: Thanks @KriegerSan !
NoTomToLose: Make a spirit?
itsr67: classic trojan horse getting caught in the headlights of a car
TehAmelie: the "you" is Graham i guess
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
Donutholez: I dont believe Serge would counter a spell. He HATES playing tempo
sewvi: oh right
viridimayai: Serge realized a little to late
rarermonsters: Serge should argue the Akroan Horse is a vehicle
noSmokeFire: oof
Fenhl: uhhhhhh
LadyAtarka: wow
Fenhl: nvm, it was on my end
garash2k: serge on mono boUnce
Zalbin: Life on confluance
MadWolf1290: life gain?
sewvi: yeah sorry
Fenhl: I missed Confluence's modes, what happened?
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
Hadouken_lol_catz: bounce draw 2
noSmokeFire: bounced flagbearer, drew 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ouch
Naitoshadou: Bounce Draw Draw
MadWolf1290: 2, 3, 3
Eprlide: OOH DEART
control_rig: Ooooof
itsr67: oh NO
Fenhl: thanks
Kykiwi: oh dear
control_rig: Ohhh NOOOOO
flatluigi: @Fenhl bounce and two draws
MrBacanudo: Kreygasm
Orgmastron: OOOF
LadyAtarka: WOW
Terradana: lrrWOW lrrWOW_HF
Sevinon: Wow, all the unfair limited cards from mirrodin
Donutholez: wuuuuuuutt PowerUpL OhMyDog SabaPing
Eprlide: Choo choo!
cdutson: eyebrows
Alas_Babylon: Graham just got caught in the brights
sjcTheos: b o l d
Ukon_Cairns: that boat has a hammer miasBap
DMGlol: 🤔
Fruan: The hammer is the prow decoration on the barge
Pharmacistjudge: hold on
Silver_Kn1ght: lox on a barge-l
Pharmacistjudge: Sorcery only
Alness49: Getting large on the barge!
Aneximarius: "I stuck this hammer on the front of my barge"
Loonatic93: Damn! Those Elephant-people and their neato hammers!
noSmokeFire: "swim me closer! I want to hit them with my hammer!"
rarermonsters: Middle School bomb Loxodon Warhammer
blackwlf: I picture a barge slowly drifting up, and a crazy Mad Max-esque guy hanging off the side, spinning the hammer around and screaming.
timetwister7: serge with casually the 2 best mirrodin uncommons in play
DMGlol: ah nice reprinted with the uncommon rarity
DarkNacht: Is to concede?
Donutholez: he wont counter.
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TehAmelie: ever hit someone with a hammer so hard you gain health from their damage?
Donutholez: maybe bounce. xD
sturben222: Yes he will!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Writes down Overcome or uh
Sevinon: Yeah
Morrigan9: you forgot convoke. it might be like 15 cmc lol
Sevinon: It was busted
CaptainSpam: Hey, Paul? Do you know if anyone drafted Blue Win Condition, and if so, will we get a turn counter on-screen? :-)
noSmokeFire: @AnAnonymousGifter Thank! lrrHEART
espi: welcome to Mirrodin
JohnPraw: I mean, you were also putting it on worse creatures back then.
kumatsu: Mirrodin
Sevinon: Mirrodin
frozenphoenix7: To be fair, current Magic is also messed up Adam
Karfsma778: Mirrodin
ogundiety: You could equip it as an instant at one point.
Joalni: Old Mirrodin
Pharmacistjudge: stronghold? Mirrodin
djalternative: heh. Vampire Bat Mitzvah Girls!
DMGlol: mirrodin as uncommon
Mr_Bitterness: Wasn't Warhammer from Mirrordin, yeah
DeafMints: yes CaptainSpam someone got it
rolanddegil: back when equipment was good
Karfsma778: Mirrodin was the first set with equipments
Donutholez: mirrodin equipment are all busted
rolanddegil: I love Embercleave
sturben222: Mirrodin
Aarek: yeah they didn't know how good equipment was gonna be when they first printed it
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Bring Oko back in time
monosceros: take Oko back to Alpha
SerGarretCameron: it was either this or Jitte
flatluigi: !card hedron crab
LRRbot: Hedron Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, target player puts the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.
espi: take Questing Beast back five years
Sevinon: Yep, bonesplitter at common...
LoadingReadyRun: CaptainSpam I think it did get drafted... DOn't know if it is being played
frozenphoenix7: "What the heck is a Planeswalker?"
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espi: !quote Crab
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Morrigan9: Oko in 1994. O.o
LRRbot: Coalition Honor Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Flagbearer [2/4] | While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
rarermonsters: Maybe there's always been powerful cards and people just need to suck it up and git gud
sturben222: WTF?!
CaptainSpam: LoadingReadyRun Gotcha, just checking!
Loonatic93: Huh... Mirrordin? I always thought that Loxxodons were exclusive to Ravnica!
Sevinon: Mirrodin had them first!
atrociouslyambisinister: Serge x Hedron Crab is my OTP
Alas_Babylon: Nope, quite a few Loxo boys on Mirrodin
frozenphoenix7: Loxodon exist on many planes, including Tarkir, Mirrodin, and Ravni a
Viperion_NZ: Loxodons debuted in Mirrodin block
ALLxISxLOST: I need to make a new tokens deck :T
frozenphoenix7: Ravnica*
CtrlUltDefeatLive: If you tried putting Oko in the Delorean, he'd turn it into an elk
Alas_Babylon: Also yeah, in Tarkir too
Krisotf: @Loonatic93 I think they're also on Dominaria? could be wrong
Morrigan9: mirroden was populated by people stolen from the multiverse
Loonatic93: Well. I have learned something new!
Ukon_Cairns: mirrodin plucked ppl from all over the multiverse
JohnPraw: You can still tap it.
Natedogg2: There's not enough.... Horse-power with Akrona Horse?
The_Ninjurai: The horse could technically help crew it
pyrelight: you could put the hammer on the horse, then put it on the barge :D
simriel: @Loonatic93 The races of Mirroden were pulled from all over the multiverse, no one is entirely sure where they all originated
gnome_friend: There's a Nissa
LRRbot: Squidnapper [3UU] | Creature — Squid Pirate | When Squidnapper enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom. / Ransom—{6} and 2 life
noSmokeFire: there's a new Tibalt!
MadWolf1290: there were a few
J_Rey15: Rachet and Clank are crewing
espi: help I'm being squidnapped
timetwister7: there are a few playtest card planeswalkers
ninja_theory_ashrams: not enough horsepower
djalternative: I love new Tibalt
Sevinon: Flagbearer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ow
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lol that's ridiculous
Eprlide: Nice
TehAmelie: what is the squid gonna do with the mana?
atrociouslyambisinister: Animalnapper tribal when
LadyAtarka: I love the art
r10pez10: ocean o/
Naarius: It's a squid and a kid... napper
JohnPraw: Golgari Death Swarm looks sweet, too.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 hey there :)
rarermonsters: It might steal OTHER squid
itsr67: man the splatoon crossover got weird
Quillpaw: you're a squidnapper now you're a kidnapper now
Alas_Babylon: @TehAmelie Squidnap more people, I guess
TehAmelie: you're a squidnapper now, you're a kidnapper now
espi: disenchant?
CaptainSpam: Someone on R&D should be in the Art department? Kappa
wlsack: Don't you have to equip the flagbearer? Or is it just spells?
IbunWest: So it's just straight up Mind Control with a 3/4 body attached. That's insane.
Vyous: iirc ransom was a mechanic tested for ixalan that didn't make the cut.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Goatnapper is so good at their job, you just don't see it
Alas_Babylon: You're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a squidnapper now
Dog_of_Myth: Who are you to question the squid's lifechoices Paul!!
MistahFixIt: Ransom sounds like a cool mechanic tbh
Loonatic93: Wait a minute. CARDNAME hasn't entered the battlefield yet! lrrJUDGE
cdutson: time to throw some soldiers under the bus
kansaiDop: gain control Serge, not exile it
flatluigi: looks like graham should've tossed his tokens under the bus earlier
FickleMuse: slytqLurk
Zebunisher: could the sqid pirate not be used to crew the barge?
Himyul: the way Serge has it, it looks like the flagbearer is exiled. It shouldn't be.
Viperion_NZ: Shoulda chumped the 5/5 and killed the 8/3 on those past turns
Archonic_Energy: crying green furry lipped squid.
Naitoshadou: Squidnapped steals
MistahFixIt: Reading The Card Explains The Card Kappa
LadyAtarka: 1 is not zero!!!
wlsack: Coalition Honor Guard has to be targeted by Warhammer, no?
Sevinon: And the warhammer moves to a new victim, er, owner
ForOhForError: nope
Viperion_NZ: No
JohnPraw: This game was insane.
espi: @wlsack no
gnome_friend: you can only equip your own creatures
flatluigi: @wlsack only opponents
wlsack: Oh, opponents. I am a big dumb.
KriegerSan: So how does Ransom work?
Donutholez: game two!
kumatsu: Also equip only targets your own creatures
sewvi: ransom is interesting, but overloading a set with "gain control" effects doesn't sound that great (if they made this a core mechanic in a set)
espi: turns out Serge both owns and controls everything. Is that really fair?
Alas_Babylon: @KriegerSan At any time, your opponent can pay the Ransom cost to cancel the effect
sturben222: lrrSCOOP
itsr67: I assume you can pay the ransom at any time?
TheBorzoi: If you gain control of an opponent's creature which is equipped, does the equipment become unequipped or does it move with the creature?
MistahFixIt: @KriegerSan - When a card with Ransom ETB's, you take control of target creature. Ransom has a cost to cancel the effect your opponent can choose to pay
Viperion_NZ: The timing on ransom isn't specified
NobleHelium: ransom doesn't have to be used with gain control effects
sturben222: Dies to ransom!
Sevinon: @sewvi Presumably it would be multiple types of negative choice effects
pktt: @sewvi Maybe it's stuff like Kitesail freebooter instead - ransom doesn't have to be a change control
pktt: I assume ransom is like morph
Loonatic93: Akorin Horse and Trostani Discordant is a serious nonbo, ain't it!
Fenhl: ransom could be o-rings as well
chaostreader: The equipment stays attached but is still yours and you can move it.
sewvi: true
Feminine_Desires: Ransom is more than taking control of something
Feminine_Desires: there's another card with ransom
gnome_friend: sideboard question mark
Fenhl: or freeze effects
Feminine_Desires: in the playtest cards
ALLxISxLOST: Doesn't white have way to switch life totals or is that just black?
Quillpaw: i sideboard in a question mark
sturben222: Ransom triple!
garash2k: NO
NoTomToLose: HORSED
gnome_friend: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #2602: "Absolute horse bananas!" —James [2016-05-25]
Jigokuro: bitterLOL
sturben222: YES!
Alas_Babylon: You could also have something like an enchantment that says "At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. When your opponent pays ransom, sacrifice ~."
NukifiedMTG: 38 to 1 seemed slightly uneven
Aneximarius: So back to the mechanic about putting tokens into decks, could we call that "Infest"
noSmokeFire: you could ransom bouncing a creature, or stripping counters from it
sturben222: lrrSCOOP
Pharmacistjudge: !card Reverse the Sands
LRRbot: Reverse the Sands [6WW] | Sorcery | Redistribute any number of players' life totals.
TehAmelie: if someone offers you horse, just say Disenchant
gnome_friend: We're a chat
djalternative: sideboard question mark?
sturben222: How long has this bin going?
Pharmacistjudge: I have a good idea what G had
ALLxISxLOST: Hi Adam
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm okay, thanks for checking Adam
Sevinon: ok
Clockwork_Cthulhu: GOOD
gamercat88: good, how are you Adam?
gnome_friend: Trapped in a jar
Kazman20a: so grhamn goes to 53 card deck?
flatluigi: hi adam what's your favorite card you drafted
Znazl: doin alright
Donutholez: !findquote horse
Sevinon: tired
SerGarretCameron: my favorite combo was Warhammer Nightmare lash.
itsr67: doing great, how are you adam?
Naitoshadou: !card Axis of Mortality
LRRbot: Axis of Mortality [4WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have two target players exchange life totals.
Sevinon: You Adam?
TheBorzoi: The horse isn't an enchantment though. It's an artifact creature.
sewvi: ransom would fit in a return to ixalan set I guess
lordinkdeath27: good adam You?
SirRebralPaulsy: procrastinating
lazemby: Better! I went for a walk in the cold and got ice cream
control_rig: Well enough
sturben222: Good
NotCainNorAbel: I'm good; how are you?
Ariamaki: Sturben, we're just out of Game 1 of Round 1
lazemby: Thanks for asking, You, Adam Savidan!
ponbern: Hi Adam
r10pez10: nice shirt, adam
monosceros: tranquil
sturben222: We love you Adam!
djalternative: I'm aware of the card that G is talking about
cakes_here: I am doing well adam. How about you?
B4rberblacksheep: You certainly can't look that gift horse in the mouth
lordinkdeath27: Fair Adam
djalternative: I'm good adam
Bakufreak: Alive, more or less
wolfsark: @adam all systems nominal
TriseAlpha: "Thanks, I hate it"
bvorhies: Good Adam its snowing here
Quillpaw: "here, take this horse" "uhh...yeah, i'll take it....out back....pay not attention to any gunshot sounds you hear later"
dividesBy0: Chat is feeling multifarious today.
Wonderdoc: Honestly I cant wait till next year to draft this at Prague or Copenhagen
Coricket: Yeah, G’s card is nuts here
pyrelight: Actually, the best thing to do with the akroan horse would be donate :D
Terradana: an avacado!..... thanks....
Loonatic93: Nah... Secret tech against Horse. TROSTANI!!!!!!!!!! <3
TehAmelie: see: the christmas goat of Gävle, Sweden
itsr67: Adam, are you excited for your match?
sturben222: Is a horse a gift?
Morrigan9: it'll look great next to the bonfire
NukifiedMTG: thanks, I'll just take it out back... *bang*
ALLxISxLOST: @r10pez10 I miss read shirt in your compliment to Adam :T
NoTomToLose: If you look that gift horse in the mouth, a dude pulls you inside and punches you out
TriseAlpha: Looked the gift horse in the mouth
SirRebralPaulsy: @sturben222 i'd take a horse
pyrelight: imagine getting into a donate war with the akroan horse
Pharmacistjudge: Sadly Adam, I got stuck on writing "Bouncy Castle of Good Fortune"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: wowwwwwww
sturben222: Shuffling time!
control_rig: That's BULLhonkey
DaSunao: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: Aw, crap. I'll be in the middle of a flight for both A Cam & Ian Christmas AND the Boxing Day Stream.
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy shit.
noSmokeFire: not threw: Ben ran out a door, off a balcony, with zero indication that's what his choice would do
ponbern: Cool Story Bro!!!
Nigouki: that whole Let's Nope episode is magical
atrociouslyambisinister: Game books fuck you over so good
StrawberryPepper: goat head?
seth_erickson: It was spectacular the book jebaited everyone
MistahFixIt: "I'm not happy I'm just keeping" is basically every round of magic for me :P
Morrigan9: maybe levitate only lifts you up an inch above teh ground, not fly
sturben222: Game times!
ponbern: lrrSERGE no 1 drops?
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Now I want Akorin Horse to show up in Historic. So I when I get an opponent that tries to play it on me. I can absolutely ranch them with Trostani + Divine Visitation!
Larosix: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
LRRbot: Unwavering Initiate [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Vigilance / Embalm {4}{W}
DolGrenn: And Ben won Russian Roulette for an enchanted breastplate lrrGOAT_TK
rarermonsters: I want a Fighting Fantasy novel set in the Disco Elysium universe
1y1e: Adam "going from 12 life to zero throwing himself at a locked door" Savadan
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Artisan [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Fabricate 1
Kaszoski: Which episode was that?
Coogrr: @Loonatic93 That is a very specific scenario, but I love it
Kykiwi: LUL
sturben222: Is this Cube?
sturben222: Jk
Darkdelance: which episode is adam talking about?
LRRbot: Elephant Guide [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Nigouki: Let's Nope from this week
noSmokeFire: @Darkdelance Let's Nope Beast Within
Juliamon: This week's episode
before_damage: lrrFINE
Alas_Babylon: @Darkdelance Beast Within
sturben222: Why?
itsr67: 6/5 but heck is he still beefy
Loonatic93: @coogrr On a related note. I really want Dubious Challenge to show up in Historic. I live for Magical Christmasland.
flatluigi: serge why didn't you side in the disenchant.....
LRRbot: Court Hussar [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Knight [1/3] | Vigilance / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {W} was spent to cast it.
monosceros: themes of this game: owns/controls, elephants
Kaszoski: Oh beginning, missed the start, cool
djalternative: That's not the version of knifey knifey I've played
atrociouslyambisinister: elephant guide is so unreal
SirRebralPaulsy: thanks for the reminder of the sale, gotta pick up a steam controller
lazemby: I guess in this case, the elephant forgot... to tap
Kaszoski: One of 3 remaining @SirRebralPaulsy
CaptainSpam: I thought they were out of controllers now?
Sevinon: Graham, I want you to know I bought a Steam Controller purely because of Checkpoint. We will see how that turns out for me.
LizzieTwoShoes: @sirrebralpaulsy they're sold out ;_;
Kaszoski: Thought they kept adding more every hour?
colinoclock: lrrHAM_SG
LRRbot: Capture Sphere [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Capture Sphere enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Juliamon: They keep restocking the controllers. Keep trying!
TriseAlpha: Pokeball, Go!
Quillpaw: put that man in a bubble!
Ankylosaur: lrrSERGE vs lrrGRAHAM FIGHT
LizzieTwoShoes: Oh! Good to know!
garash2k: hey it happened, enchantment serge owns and controls, and enchantment graham owns and controls!
TehAmelie: be vigilant sideways!
CaptainSpam: I already had a Steam Controller, but at that price I had to pick up a second. I still say they're brilliant pieces of engineering, though perhaps not the best *controller*, per se.
LRRbot: Felidar Sovereign [4WW] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/6] | Vigilance, lifelink / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.
Hardlessdaimio: :O
wolfsark: PogChamp
itsr67: you're deaaaaad
flatluigi: ahahaha
Kykiwi: ooof
Eprlide: Hahahahaha
Alas_Babylon: Oh snappledapples
LadyAtarka: lol
sewvi: knifey knifey has more replay value than russian roulette since you don't need bullets Kappa
NukifiedMTG: big cat
Kaszoski: That sure is a thing
Alas_Babylon: One lifelinky boi
djalternative: Serge put it in a bubbl
SirZapdos: kitteh
espi: that's a big kitty
MrPandaaaGaming: graham is jsut living my best life. selesnya beat you up
Kadenus: are steam controllers good?
espi: wait cat beast? aren't all cats beasts?
RyanEveleigh: lrrFRUMP
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
TehAmelie: should we agree a lifelink cat is a lifelynx?
Donutholez: oohhhhh
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BearPsychologist: Damn, that's a 2/3?!
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Alas_Babylon: Oooooh
LizzieTwoShoes: @kadenus they're... interesting
ForOhForError: :o
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
flatluigi: ahaha
DrakenPolska: xD
control_rig: Hahahaha
Kaszoski: 7/9?
Donutholez: ohhhhhhhh
LRRbot: Elephant Guide [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
ForOhForError: we're deaaaaad
noSmokeFire: double vigiliance!
Loonatic93: Oh no.....
kerbalized_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
NobleHelium: i would not describe ajani as a beast
r10pez10: oh NO
cdutson: oh boy
Alas_Babylon: Three turn clock baby
CyberColossus: |OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
CaptainSpam: @Kadenus They're good for what they were designed for, which was making traditionally keyboard/mouse games *playable* on a controller.
Naarius: Biggimus boi
atrociouslyambisinister: @tehamelie wasn't that the nickname for Sacred Cat?
Hardlessdaimio: OUCH
RyanEveleigh: lullll
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
Tantaburs: writes down 'board in disenchant'
CaptainSpam: However, in terms of actual controller-based games, you might find them lacking.
noSmokeFire: should serge be at 13?
Lithobraker: #gamergush
itsr67: serge blocked
NukifiedMTG: lol hungry cat, uh oh
Alas_Babylon: @noSmokeFire He blocked
NightHawky: All eggs in basket
noSmokeFire: oh, duh
JDMan94: no he shoudnt, chat
flatluigi: these are incredibly fun games
Alas_Babylon: 4/6 Vigilance Trample Lifelink, that's fair
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Artisan [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Fabricate 1
Kazman20a: 2 turn clock
SirZapdos: in b4 planar cleansing
djalternative: you're not supposed to gush on the magic streams, Serge
LRRbot: Jubilant Mascot [2W] | Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {3}{W}. If you do, support 2.
Quillpaw: god, imagine if elephant guide gave it +3/+3 AND trample
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TheBorzoi: I see Graham's win condition
wolfsark: battlebond PogChamp
gnome_friend: Pog dude. A battlebond card.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk what support is
CyberColossus: @Quillpaw "yes my child, let me guide you in the way of the PHANT
atrociouslyambisinister: @jdman94 by "chat" you mean nosmokefire, right?
novrdd: a cat beast elephant sounds pretty cool
LRRbot: Epic Confrontation [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.
flatluigi: ahahahahah
sewvi: LUL
SirZapdos: ok, this is epic
flatluigi: wait does graham win next turn
Fenhl: yes
kerbalized_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
Alas_Babylon: Yes, he does
JDMan94: no chat, I mean chat
Sevinon: Graham is so alternate winning
DrakenPolska: xD
Ankylosaur: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
Hadouken_lol_catz: its hapening
Hardlessdaimio: riffOMG
CyberColossus: NO
orimazer: he's doing it!
RyanEveleigh: omggg
noSmokeFire: @atrociouslyambisinister dawg, I wasn't watching closely. no need to at me
SirZapdos: reflector mage, one time
CyberColossus: hasnt he won?
Alas_Babylon: Next upkeep
CaptainSpam: Dang. That's one solid alt win.
TheBorzoi: He wins on his upkeep
CyberColossus: oh ok
TheBorzoi: If Serge can't do 3 damage
TriseAlpha: Squid romancer
RyanEveleigh: time to victory
control_rig: If Serge bounces the Guardian, he gets 1 turn
Karfsma778: 4
gamercat88: i call upon the great Squid-oh-mancer
JDMan94: Paul, why not both
SirZapdos: psionic blast ftw
chaostreader: 4 damage
CyberColossus: if graham blocks
Ubiki: Would it be like Ophiomancer?
TheBorzoi: Lightning Bolt would be useful here
CyberColossus: he still wins
ponbern: lrrGRAHAM benginDab
hispanic_at_the_di5co: 4 damage
JohnPraw: A black cephalid.
flatluigi: block with bop
the_canuck_mystic: Block with birds!
timetwister7: lulul
atrociouslyambisinister: @nosmokefire I just thought it was disingenuous to call out ~*~chat~*~ for literally one person saying something.
control_rig: Block with the bird
TheBorzoi: Does it say "40 or more" or "more than 40"?
Alas_Babylon: Block and float bird mana?
PiGuy2000: The death stare LUL
the_canuck_mystic: If G wins does he become a judge?
Kazman20a: block with the bird
djalternative: !card felidar soverign
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Hardlessdaimio: riffYeti
historyman_admu: block with bird
gnome_friend: lrrGRAHAM
Feminine_Desires: block with birds of paradise?
wolfsark: block with boppers
atrociouslyambisinister: People around like to get real pissy about chat all the time, and in this case it was basically just a fucking lie to call it chat.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait what's attacking?
TriseAlpha: Chump birds?
Alchemistmerlin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL_HF
the_canuck_mystic: chump birds
MrPandaaaGaming: !card felidar sovereign
LRRbot: Felidar Sovereign [4WW] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/6] | Vigilance, lifelink / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.
Sevinon: If you block with birds you can't ransom pre upkeep
cananadan: block with the birds
LRRbot: Temporal Fissure [4U] | Sorcery | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / Storm
simriel: Storm Count is 1
RyanEveleigh: lrrFRUMP
flatluigi: okay it didn't matter not blocking with the bird
Khasi1596: banned in pauper
simriel: He should have 1 other copy
TrueLimm: Graham, if I had a commander deck that was entirely Foil Super Art alters, would you be interested in possibly playing it
j0xer: it counts both players...but it is a sorcery
Sevinon: Yeah, it was disgusting
bradlby: yeah it was a big problem in pauper
ZeroArcana: I sisn't know Storm counted BOTH players
LRRbot: Felidar Sovereign [4WW] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/6] | Vigilance, lifelink / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
itsr67: lol graham's deck name
shurtal: blcok with birb?
SirRebralPaulsy: berds exists
atrociouslyambisinister: @zeroarcana there's an old mostly-joke about responding to Tendrils with Quicken->Tendrils
the_canuck_mystic: Chump Birds!
DMGlol: felidar LUL
SirRebralPaulsy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
colinoclock: @zeroarcana or all 4 in commander!
victory13: Hi
sturben222: You monster!
control_rig: Ca-cawARGH
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
rolanddegil: unexpected victory!
flatluigi: hell yeah
flatluigi: soul read
NukifiedMTG: lol nice
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that was cool to watch :)
the_canuck_mystic: Congrats!
SirRebralPaulsy: wasn't even a commander game
Alas_Babylon: Graham just won the whole draft
RyanEveleigh: epic winn
dividesBy0: a healthy victory
shurtal: Thicc Cat Gets There
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was great
PigmyWurm: I have won with it but only in Commander where it's sort of cheating
sturben222: 1 Turn!
control_rig: Yes
Jepardil: Felidar are basically angelic in nature as per the lore
F1SHOR: the good thing is that noone loses here theres only winners :P
Ankylosaur: lrrSERGE lrrAWW
SirRebralPaulsy: 40 life, you could survive an Obi-Wan lightsaber
Wonderdoc: It‘s over Serge! I have the high ground!
gnome_friend: !findquote noises
LRRbot: Quote #5214: "You may now make a kazoo noise with the bride." —Paul [2018-07-30]
bradlby: regular noise
Heinzes_: sergeSqueak
kerbalized_: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
GoblinRanger: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
atrociouslyambisinister: !squeak
APODionysus: sergeSqueak
SirZapdos: not today
Dedwrekka: And yet so far!
sturben222: HolidaySanta
DolGrenn: Aetherflux with Izzet-Mage-Busy would be amazing
Clockwork_Cthulhu: but in the end
sturben222: Santa approves!
Khasi1596: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
RyanEveleigh: !findquote cat
colinoclock: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
sturben222: YES
sturben222: lrrSCOOP
Ankylosaur: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SirRebralPaulsy: adam it's ok
Zoltanzorin: so did anyone at lrr get the ponies the galloping set?
thraximore: hahaha
sturben222: GayPride
simriel: !card Izzet-Mage-Busy
LRRbot: How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy [{U/R}] | Sorcery | Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.
itsr67: good ol live adam regret
victory13: I am new to Magic the Gathering
sewvi: NotLikeThis
mega_mega117: Yo
Wonderdoc: @victory13 welcome :D
Alas_Babylon: @victory13 Welcome to ... I guess a baptism by fire
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
sturben222: I love this!
historyman_admu: power play!
SirRebralPaulsy: turbo 40
LRRbot: Unwavering Initiate [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Vigilance / Embalm {4}{W}
xanderhunter: It's the Scatman!
dale_ellington_3rd: Bee bup ba ba da boop
Hardlessdaimio: oh :O
LRRbot: Glint-Sleeve Artisan [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/2] | Fabricate 1
gamercat88: !yeah
dale_ellington_3rd: ba ba bada boop
gamercat88: !ye
dale_ellington_3rd: Bee bup ba ba da boop
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aha nice
before_damage: Can someone tell Ben that the play test card he picked up goes infinite with Kykar (if he doesn’t already know).
gamercat88: !yea
Zoltanzorin: @loadingreadyrun did any of you guys get the ponies the galloping set?
rolanddegil: look at the moustache on that artisan
dale_ellington_3rd: ba ba bada boop
LRRbot: Epic Confrontation [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.
gamercat88: so epic
victory13: thedea42Pacadab thedea42Yikes thedea42Surprisealpaca thedea42Yikes BegWan DrinkPurple BegWan Kappu BegWan PopCorn InuyoFace DrinkPurple DrinkPurple InuyoFace Kappu InuyoFace PopCorn
LoadingReadyRun: Zoltanzorin I don't think so?
TheBorzoi: Did Graham miss his draw or did I miss him drawing?
LRRbot: Bomat Bazaar Barge [4] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | When Bomat Bazaar Barge enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Crew 3
Sevinon: Punch something?
djalternative: really epic punch
SirRebralPaulsy: really epic punch
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banachspacebar: !card really epic punch
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
itsr67: really epic punch was a PERMANENT buff
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Assemble the ham stand.
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LRRbot: Chillbringer [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying / When Chillbringer enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
LRRbot: Felidar Sovereign [4WW] | Creature — Cat Beast [4/6] | Vigilance, lifelink / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.
flatluigi: he's here
kerbalized_: hes baaaaack
Donutholez: AGAIIINNN
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orimazer: look who's back
Hardlessdaimio: good answer here
gnome_friend: The DUTCH
gnome_friend: AGAIN
victory13: what ever that thing is on the card is awesome
djalternative: half cat. half beast. all dutch
itsr67: !card jubilant
LRRbot: Jubilant Mascot [2W] | Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {3}{W}. If you do, support 2.
dale_ellington_3rd: Race: Cat
LRRbot: Jubilant Mascot [2W] | Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {3}{W}. If you do, support 2.
Darkdelance: that thing doesnt untap
dale_ellington_3rd: Class: Beast
orimazer: it's only next
Darkdelance: oh mb
victory13: you're playing Magic the Gathering that's what you're doing
LRRbot: Soulmates [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant two creatures / Enchanted creatures each get +1/+1 and have hexproof. / When one of the enchanted creatures dies, destroy the other.
flatluigi: ahahahahaha
kerbalized_: awwwww
control_rig: So cute!
SirRebralPaulsy: "i have to be more aggressive this game" *serge plays 1 blocker* *slams feledar*
Hardlessdaimio: PogChamp riffOMG
Kykiwi: get retk
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ghostvalv: :O
Kadenus: PogChamp
kerbalized_: kitty!
dale_ellington_3rd: wow
ZeroArcana: lrrWOW
Mr_Bitterness: Turtle <3 Pusheen
Hardlessdaimio: riffDuffy_TK
LRRbot: Elephant Guide [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
sewvi: LUL
japolai: That's so cute!
DMGlol: oh man that definitely puts a hamper on surges plans
flatluigi: serge is so dead
Hadouken_lol_catz: voltron baby
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSTINKEYE_TK
control_rig: Hahahaha
Kadenus: LUL it's so over
scootbacoon: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
DrakenPolska: lol boggles
garash2k: GW PANTS PogChamp
Lithobraker: Jeeze, is Richard Garfield getting married again? Kappa
cdutson: wait... doesn't hexproof stop graham from targeting his dude?
NoTomToLose: I LOVE this
Khasi1596: 8/10 vigilance lifelink hexproof
SirRebralPaulsy: PogChamp
MacabreAurora: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Sevinon: Nah, it's not shroud
Fenhl: how did Graham build BOGLES in chaos draft??
Karfsma778: and lifelink
DeafMints: cdutson you're thinking of shroud
wolfsark: GIDDY UP
SirZapdos: gg wp both teams played hard
cdutson: ah ok. it's been a ... long time
Alas_Babylon: 8/10 Vigilance Lifelink Hexproof, neato
APODionysus: Welp
philippekav: double vigilence
Dog_of_Myth: That cat is Swole
SquareDotCube: Shoulda brought an elephant gun
unfamiliarpatterns: !scoop
mega_mega117: GG
MalBeam: swolecat
viridimayai: He's dead
victory13: hi
DaSunao: lrrSIGNAL lrrSCOOP lrrSIGNAL
control_rig: Yuck
ghost_waz: katesWa katesOw
APODionysus: So
dale_ellington_3rd: dead
alexgranddestroyer: what about the hexproof?
APODionysus: Yeah
FadedOverseer: Ignoring the card explains the card
itsr67: "What is wrong with your dog"
flatluigi: serge WHY
Hardlessdaimio: riffDuffy_HF
Coogrr: he still didn't side in the disenchant
colinoclock: @itsr67 lol
dale_ellington_3rd: YOU DIED
RyanEveleigh: lrrFRUMP
control_rig: It's a CatBeastElephantFriend
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST
bvorhies: It’s a turtle
Simonark: Can we have a video of a parrot and an otter doing household repairs?
HerpesTornado: good job chat
Hardlessdaimio: awwww BegWan
sturben222: Cat meme?
deinonychus24: Serge has been presented a poser
djalternative: for paul https://youtu.be/qDqWFzMOjBY
RomanGoro: So Graham is playing Bogles
Lithobraker: Yay! we're helping!
MagicWarluck: Surprisingly many cats and turtles are friends according to youtube
RomanGoro: Maria would be proud
sturben222: Thx chat!
Science_and_Magic: Ah, Bogles
gnome_friend: OK
rarermonsters: It's a cat beast with an Elephant fursona who's in love with an athlete
kirbytronic: That's power can occasionally be used for good
kirbytronic: *Chat's
LRRbot: Evra, Halcyon Witness [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [4/4] | Lifelink / {4}: Exchange your life total with Evra, Halcyon Witness's power.
itsr67: felidar and initiate, playing the part of dog owner and tiny, but still buff as heck cat
dale_ellington_3rd: if only it had trample ... am i right?
itsr67: dog*
Eprlide: WELL
Hardlessdaimio: InuyoFace cats doin cat things
control_rig: Paul
Type_One___: Cheer100
NoTomToLose: Let me work it?
JA_Pinkerton: did graham gain the lifelink from last attack?
cagedtiki: how many of these packs do u need to do a draft
Alas_Babylon: 3 per player
itsr67: Unwavering Initiate "He's normally friendly I swear!"
SirRebralPaulsy: you've seen brughts
SirRebralPaulsy: brights*
MadWolf1290: 18 total
cdutson: serge! YOU HAD THE WIN
Alas_Babylon: Serge is the epitome of lawful good
NoTomToLose: REL:AXED
AranMathai: And this is why Serge is the cinnamon bun.
KriegerSan: If I cheat then I can win got it
dale_ellington_3rd: The flavor of soulmates is great. Their love is so strong it protects them but if one dies the other can't live without the first. <3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Evra can just "GET" a person
historyman_admu: elephant
fuzzy_died: elephant
DeafMints: GRAHAM ELEPHANT TOKEN
Dog_of_Myth: Elephant token
control_rig: Serge is at 12
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun serge gains 4 off of evra
dylanbbb: Segre gain life
Feminine_Desires: serge gains 4 and is at 12.
SirZapdos: embalm the dude
beatstickmanny: serge gains 4
Bakufreak: Evra lifelink
Kumakaori: Serge also at 12 ?
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 4 life
beatstickmanny: evra lifelink
djalternative: hairy elephante
holz1994: SSerge gets 4 life
emallson: elephant token?
Karfsma778: They were back to back!
Mornish: surge gains 4
SirZapdos: the bird is the word
sjcTheos: also given the size of this set... very improbable
simriel: @Mornish Serge
bucrep: bear from the enchantment?
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
noSmokeFire: there were a LOT of repeats in this draft
bvorhies: Did graham gain life
djalternative: @bucrep that was an elephant
flatluigi: yes
Feminine_Desires: yes
Lithobraker: #gamergush
historyman_admu: ewww gush
LRRbot: Temporal Fissure [4U] | Sorcery | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / Storm
sewvi: PogChamp
MadWolf1290: thought that said "Don't trust your secrets to the chat" for a second
control_rig: Oooooohhhh
control_rig: The blowout
ZeroArcana: #GamerSquirt
kerbalized_: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
Hadouken_lol_catz: rekt
Hardlessdaimio: InuyoFace
djalternative: #gamersquirt
circusofkirkus: that's a seabatYIKES
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't blame the controller, blame the avatar.
itsr67: I love magic the gathering
hispanic_at_the_di5co: powerful magic
control_rig: Yikes
Khasi1596: to the shadow realm you say?
Argumentable: time to attack with 0/1 birds
j0xer: Adam is Skisonic now
sewvi: the comeback
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Naarius: I'm really glad a mystery booster set produced this
NobleHelium: how did the bogles get removed?
APODionysus: Woooow
MalBeam: to shreds, you say
dale_ellington_3rd: pro gamer move
Karfsma778: It is activated
Pharmacistjudge: can't crew it
itsr67: If it matters, you can't crew, cause that's an ability
CtrlUltDefeatLive: that says enchant permanent?!
Natedogg2: Crew is an activated ability of the Barge.
Pnoy__: @NobleHelium combat
Karfsma778: @CtrlUltDefeatLive Sure does! I've put it on a Planeswalker before!
control_rig: Phrasing?
simriel: @CtrlUltDefeatLive It works on Planeswalkers
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrADAM
CtrlUltDefeatLive: how have I not noticed that after all these years?!
flatluigi: geez adam
sewvi: serge needs that bounce artifact
simriel: Adam SAVAGEdan!
ForOhForError: ruuude
DolGrenn: Graham switch to mill plan? lrrGOAT_TK
control_rig: Geez Adam
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
cdutson: dang adam, we know you're salty for your mispicks but wow bro
gamercat88: ahh i see Savage-idan is here tonight
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
Lithobraker: sewvi nice call
Mr_Bitterness: Adam Sassadan over here
control_rig: You're supposed to be the Table *friend*
MadWolf1290: table "friend" lrrADAM
Hardlessdaimio: lrrJAMES
atrociouslyambisinister: just kill him
sewvi: @Lithobraker oh no they're right it only targets creatures so it doesn't help lol
gnome_friend: !findquote actually
LRRbot: Quote #4279: "I don't have any actual car experience." —Ian [2017-06-17]
itsr67: oh I see graham's line
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
DoctorOfBeard: well, actually....
1y1e: lol this format
control_rig: "I tip over your bird"
Feminine_Desires: graham gains 4 life?
Hardlessdaimio: riffThink_SG hmm
simriel: I think the Boat was more important...
Feminine_Desires: or did he already do so
PigmyWurm: did he gain the 4?
MadWolf1290: he did not
JA_Pinkerton: why do LRR have playtest cards?
itsr67: Did graham gain the 4 from either casts of Faith
djalternative: he did
djalternative: adam did it
itsr67: mb
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: JA_Pinkerton they were sent a special set of convention edition
atrociouslyambisinister: I guess it would technically be better to float, let it return, then replay it?
LRRbot: Squidnapper [3UU] | Creature — Squid Pirate | When Squidnapper enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom. / Ransom—{6} and 2 life
atrociouslyambisinister: Would that work?
j0xer: eh that boat is going to commence the beat down, i dont think the crystal shard was a problem
MrPandaaaGaming: the second time around?
Hardlessdaimio: riffOMG PogChamp
JA_Pinkerton: by wotc? how nice of them
simriel: @j0xer I think I agree
ChaoticObserver: What is Ransom?
LRRbot: Durkwood Baloth [4GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Suspend 5—{G}
LithelyUnshod: can Graham not Rnsom it back?
noSmokeFire: Ransom = a cost your opponent can pay to do something
Sevinon: @ChaoticObserver Interpret it literally, they don't techinically have oracle text
LRRbot: Eldrazi Monument [5] | Artifact | Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have flying and indestructible. / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, sacrifice Eldrazi Monument.
Eprlide: OKAY
flatluigi: wooooooooooooow
KriegerSan: DONE its over
mowdownjoe: WELP
JDMan94: welp, gg
ForOhForError: oh nooooooooooooo
Dix: W H A T
DMGlol: alright
Hardlessdaimio: InuyoFace riffYeti
Sevinon: well ok then
beatstickmanny: oh no
Dix: into the SEA
shea_wolfe: Into the sea?
zigboy22: GG
IbunWest: The biggest F
ruscobrog: wow
Hadouken_lol_catz: he has left the building
grgriffin3: Goodbye Graham
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
deinonychus24: That's how you concede
itsr67: and he can sac the skyfisher
RyanEveleigh: lrrFRUMP
mikey_southpaw: amazonWowie
rolanddegil: That's a card?
Kaszoski: F
wolfsark: LATER
itsr67: dang
cdutson: oh my GOD
ghostvalv: to shreds you say?
simriel: And then Graham went to The Sea, and never returned
control_rig: Straight into the sea
gamercat88: what is this game
Tantaburs: That Reference
cdutson: just read the card
StreepHond: Solid reference, G
ruscobrog: this was a fucking roller coaster
FortunaeRota: by god that man had a family
MuadDab: No Graham not the smokes!
kerbalized_: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
Heinzes_: F
dale_ellington_3rd: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
MadWolf1290: Serge just sent Graham INTO THE SEA
DaSunao: sergeIntoTheSea
BlandSpice: Graham sent straight to the shadow realm
bradlby: cool game!
Simonark: Sowing the wild Oates
RomanGoro: he ded
Driosenth: so long captain scott
Pharmacistjudge: eh...well serge still has to sacrifice a creature each turn
RyanEveleigh: bye graham haha
ForOhForError: G I appreciated that
gdadjim123: well that happened
sturben222: GG’s in the chat!
Banrael: cheer200 Slammed him so hard only the glasses are left
atrociouslyambisinister: Graham Oates
Biomonkey01: This game has had some serious twists and turns. Are we sure this isn't commander?
DaSunao: seabatYIKES
SirZapdos: serge's draws have been somewhat better than graham's
Perivale: oh god
control_rig: Barf
Donutholez: cayinRAGE who put that there!
r10pez10: this is stronger than bontu's monument
wildgrowth_watcher: ssadYikes
sturben222: Sadly yes.
AtrusOfMyst: "Hi Diddily-Ho Eldrazi-Rino!"
cdutson: beep beep I'm a jeep! someone else what knows that!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Serge pls
Dix: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
Mr_Bitterness: Serge knows math!
deinonychus24: Not how doubling works
Idiocracy90: +1 equals double
Kaszoski: 7+1 = double that
B4rberblacksheep: sergeCounting
DMGlol: 🤔
Naarius: math is for blockers
sturben222: Poooound
control_rig: Serge -_-
sturben222: TwitchUnity
djalternative: where's G's "disenchant" when he needs it?
ponbern: Graham You going to go off that sea cliff
gnome_friend: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4392: "Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?" —Graham [2017-10-11]
sturben222: DatSheffy
Kaszoski: Not even an off by 1
raaabr: Wait, channel point unlocked emotes are only usable for 24 hours?
Omega117: serge, master of math
B4rberblacksheep: Serge "Painfully on brand" Yager
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: raaabr correct
cdutson: and graham with the answer in 3, 2, 1..
raaabr: Huh
historyman_admu: overrun is lethal
itsr67: 9
Lithobraker: Serge can crew in response to the upkeep trigger right?
Donutholez: overrun then win
Pharmacistjudge: take you creature back so he has less sac fodder?
tomthebomb_16: what does ransom do
sturben222: (50points to go)
simriel: So... if you pay Ransom, Serge only has One Attacker next turn
Sevinon: @tomthebomb_16 Pay it to get the creature back
zuchen_120: Omg this is round 1
gnome_friend: Graham "I pay your squid ransom" Stark
j0xer: he is going to sac the skyfisher to the monument
sturben222: Pay 2 life and 6 mana.
BlandSpice: @simriel he can crew before sac to still have two
control_rig: Squidrasom!
Tantaburs: you have to pay the squid toll
ChaoticObserver: Its all even here
gnome_friend: Can we quote the squid ransom quote?
simriel: @BlandSpice I missed that, fair enough
leopard_wolf: !schedule
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itsr67: geeze monument isn't a may\
Lithobraker: crew in response to the upkeep trigger!
Feminine_Desires: :O he didn't crew!
itsr67: yikes
Dix: Can you crew in response to that sac thing?
DMGlol: didn't crew before sac rip
timetwister7: didn't crew before sac'ing gabyLoose
SuitablyEpic: missed a crew
historyman_admu: he didn't crew in response
rarermonsters: He mied the opportunity
historyman_admu: tsk tsk
Simonark: This organization doesn't tolerate failure
Sasu010: serge!!!! pay the crew!!!!!
sturben222: bye bye squid. :-(
cdutson: AHH sorry boss! they gave me the slip!
Sasu010: pay the crew!!!!
Sasu010: ugh!!!
DolGrenn: lrrGOAT_TK
APODionysus: CREWEWE
Veste: but the ability is ransom! so the squid literally gave it back voluntarily
EsperDerek1: This game is closer than that Eldrazi Monument makes it think.
FadedOverseer: get me the Spider-fisher
rarermonsters: He made a play error, chill
Fenhl: calm down chat
sewvi: chat needs chillbringer Kappa
Fenhl: this is not REL:axed
Sasu010: you could've crewed then sacrifice!!!!!
simriel: This is Neat Magic!
Sasu010: blah!!!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT_SG
Sasu010: yes!!!!!!
Hardlessdaimio: Birds safe the day
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Turn the crank.
Dix: NotLikeThis
Jepardil: Those birds are heroes!
djalternative: I'm glad Adam was screaming with chat.
atrociouslyambisinister: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be weak to fire and heat based objects
gnome_friend: That is AMAZING bad advice
A_Dub888: !findquote cards
LRRbot: Quote #2751: "I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark." —Cameron [2016-06-10]
historyman_admu: overrun yet?
LRRbot: Capture Sphere [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Capture Sphere enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
SuitablyEpic: Adam is the king of the Trogs, of course he was screaming with us
Mox_Hagdorm: !advice
LRRbot: Blow harder.
Fenhl: wow that quote
Tantusar: For any given slot in a 6-player Mystery Booster draft, the chance of at least one repeated card is a little under 75%. The chance of at least one repeated card across all slots of all packs in a 6-player Mystery Booster draft is almost exactly 100% but actually a tiny amount less.
TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
MadWolf1290: was it in the set?
Perivale: brutal
djalternative: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
atrociouslyambisinister: @fenhl that's how Graham died
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: First ever stream!
gnome_friend: welcome @somedudewhoplaysgamesbad
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: ty
EsperDerek1: Wonder what that card Graham has that he keeps saying is useless.
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy shit
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: hi G!
Kingsniff: Hello
Sevinon: Skyfisher coming in hot
Pharmacistjudge: if you look at eldrazi monument...it's very different that all the other eldrazi...most of them don't fly or have indestructible
Feminine_Desires: We still ahve 2 more games after this!
aerohydra: how can he crew it?
atrociouslyambisinister: Boshy stop talking like that plz
MrQBear: Oh man, I'm late. Can't decide if I should go back and watch the start, or just stay.
kerbalized_: dammit PJ
noSmokeFire: @aerohydra he crewed using the creature he sacced to the monument
itsr67: @aerohydra it was crewed at upkeep, then sacced the thing that crewed it
Feminine_Desires: @MrQBear you REALLY need to watch the start
aerohydra: good shout, my b
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge It's like an ulamog/emrakul hybrid maker thing
TheBorzoi: The monument effect was on the stack. He crewed before it took effect
JA_Pinkerton: MrQBear - watch the replay on yt
Feminine_Desires: @MrQBear in fact, skip the draft portion.
MadWolf1290: @MrQBear first round started 30ish minutes ago if that helps
Mox_Hagdorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:04:36.
historyman_admu: OMG I now know why Graham's deck name is No Bolt Plz hahaha
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
j0xer: i dont see how the shard is scary when you have 8 lands
dale_ellington_3rd: I wish i knew how many cards in hand
MrQBear: @JA_Pinkerton So you're coming from the opposite end as Feminine_desires, in that I should wait a REALLY LONG time to see the start of the round. :p
simriel: I'm doing 1000 calculations and they are all wrong!
LRRbot: Domesticated Hydra [2GG] | Creature — Hydra [3/3] | {X}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity X. / As long as Domesticated Hydra is monstrous, it has trample.
itsr67: This is definitely magic at one of its most raw states
kerbalized_: slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug
LRRbot: Court Hussar [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Knight [1/3] | Vigilance / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {W} was spent to cast it.
Hardlessdaimio: its so close and awesome
Dix: Gutshot would be so dirty
Feminine_Desires: :O
dale_ellington_3rd: tight
Feminine_Desires: Does serge have the win
Donutholez: court hussar! how bizarre!
WolfgangCloud: graham is dead :)
simriel: P-p-p-p-poooowerful Magic
itsr67: Too much mana
Quillpaw: this is tense
Viperion_NZ: Can't crew the barge
control_rig: Ooof. I can see a big play for Serge
itsr67: Serge would win if he had enough mana
espi: bye Adam we'll miss you
djalternative: it does sound like cortizol
j0xer: bionic trouser is dissolved due to that joke
Robot_Bones: Get Dave in here
B4rberblacksheep: And that was how Adam got the sack. We'll miss that burly boy
Fenhl: you can't fire me I quit!
kurosaru96: This is such a close game
Pharmacistjudge: court hassar cream...I think that sounds more Lidocaine and less capsaicin
Simonark: Court Hussar serves the Tsar
Vulfe: wow, graham got multiple birds of paradise? Gas
djalternative: Bye Adam, Welcome Dave
MadWolf1290: take a 3rd option?
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MrQBear: @Feminine_Desires I'm gonna take your advice, and start back at the start of the round. ' <' Thanks.
atrociouslyambisinister: When the Court Hussars arrived!
fexworldwide: Puppy too big
historyman_admu: serge will get that dismember
gnome_friend: There may be better sources of Hydra, but they don't have THIS card
LRRbot: You're In Command [1W] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you own and control. That creature becomes your commander. Any other commanders you have are no longer your commander.
espi: writes down "don't believe his lies"
Dix: UH WHAT
Sevinon: He goes to 1 off the skyfisher though
flatluigi: yesssss
ayir: wait whaaaaat
Donutholez: uh waaaat
Hardlessdaimio: InuyoFace
Eprlide: HA
control_rig: HAHAHAHAH
Quillpaw: WHAT
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Dix yuuuuuuuup
zigboy22: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH doesn't specify legendary?
Dix: I l o v e it
dylanbbb: You always had a command zone
orimazer: ooh that gets past shroud too
cdutson: how is this game ... still going
r10pez10: hahaha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love it
Tantaburs: This mean the Kitchen Finks is no longer legal :P
NoTomToLose: game loss for having dismember in the deck
Coogrr: Dismember now illegal
orimazer: oh wait
KriegerSan: He cant cast Dismember if he had it
orimazer: missed the target
Dix: The Command Zone was inside you all along
Dedwrekka: That's....really good in non-commander games
espi: the command zone was in you all along
sivakrytos: command zone is also where emblems go
circusofkirkus: Dismember is illegal :P
BlandSpice: Judge! Serge has an illegal dismember
Pharmacistjudge: Serge...you can't have a dismemeber in a UW deck...like you can't have kitchen finks in mono G
Simonark: Well, I didn't expect that.
MrPandaaaGaming: they arent playing commander
ayir: thst would be so cool as a real card
Kykiwi: can you cast dismember?
DolGrenn: It doesn't change the format rules
sturben222: Are we sure this is not commander?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: dismember is now illegal
atrociouslyambisinister: What happens if you do that with a temporary creature?
MrPandaaaGaming: he just has a commander
Fenhl: I don't think so
Dix: OH NO
Donutholez: dismember is illegal
dylanbbb: Still aren't playing commander
Nydestroyer: Does that mean that you cant produce mana of not your commanders color?
MrPandaaaGaming: its not changing the format
Dedwrekka: WAIT does this mean commander damage needs to be tracked?!
r10pez10: no way lmao
Viperion_NZ: @Nydestroyer that's not a rule any more
espi: judge! My opponent is using Dismember in his U/W deck
StrawberryPepper: oh god, if they printed a card like that in a standard set, they could also print direct commander creatures in set (well, it doesn't have to be a standard set, but you get the idea)
Fenhl: @Nydestroyer that rule was removed in January 2016
KriegerSan: @Dedwrekka Yup
simriel: I am making 0 rulings on this shenanigans
Fenhl: @Dedwrekka yes
Nydestroyer: Oh okay
Jepardil: So that's why the deck name is that
MrPandaaaGaming: no commander damage is tied to the format not the card
Pharmacistjudge: No color Identity is a deck construction limitation...once you start playing they don't appply
tctrain: The hussar would have Blue white identity anyway, right?
control_rig: Or your Squidnapper!
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun there is one
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun let me link you it
Natedogg2: (there will be no updates in the future)
ForOhForError: iirc offically having a commander doesn't mean anything if you're not in a commander game
Kykiwi: neat
Fenhl: the card isn't even on Gatherer, is it?
Natedogg2: They're in Gatherer now.
Fenhl: huh
ForOhForError: but obviously that's not how the card works
deinonychus24: I still imagine Pharmacistjudge just judges pharmacists
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun check the release notes for everything for better rulings on how to play the playtest cards https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/mystery-booster-release-notes-2019-11-11
DaVeganPolice: I've seen serge play a Judge on Friday Nights... Is Serge actually a certified judge?
Kykiwi: LUL
Sevinon: Is monstrous sorcery speed?
itsr67: !card domestic hydra
LRRbot: Domesticated Hydra [2GG] | Creature — Hydra [3/3] | {X}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity X. / As long as Domesticated Hydra is monstrous, it has trample.
rarermonsters: Match 1...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is amazingb
notthepenguins: I thiiink commander damage is a commander format rule?
fexworldwide: Also 1 damage.
notthepenguins: Is it actually tied to the rules definition of commander, or the game format of commander?
orimazer: the commander sba only applies in commander
Natedogg2: From the Gatherer rulings: If a card becomes your commander during a game, no deckbuilding rules of the Commander variant apply. You can still play cards that don’t correspond to that commander’s color identity.
Ukon_Cairns: it also changes what your command tower taps for mid game, thats cute
Pharmacistjudge: @notthepenguins the commander damage rule is in effect in all games.
simriel: @DaVeganPolice Serge is a Level 1 judge
chesul: DaVeganPolice yes, he's L1 I believe.
blast_shark: painter's servant would be super busted in commander if color identity went beyond construction.
KriegerSan: To be fair Commanders are a commander format rule
sturben222: Wait WTF?!
BlandSpice: Tax doesn't happen on death. It happens on cast
Tantaburs: It will cost 3
Coogrr: I mean having a commander is also a commander format rule
Viperion_NZ: It'll cost 3
ForOhForError: number of times cast from the zone
Pnoy__: should start at 3
pyrojakk: Doesn't the commander go up in commander tax when you cast it
CtrlUltDefeatLive: No, tax increases on cast
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge what about brawl?
andy1503: tax is based on times cast
SirRebralPaulsy: 3
dylanbbb: Tax happens on cast
Pharmacistjudge: The commander tax increments when the spell is cast from the command zone
notthepenguins: huh, fascinating @Pharmacistjudge
Mornish: Adam is right
notthepenguins: thanks!
djalternative: tax is on cast
sewvi: we really need to know if this 1/3 commander can kill with commander damage Kappa
BlueMagnusStormCrow: tax is on cast
Dumori: Tax increases on cast
Fenhl: @notthepenguins it's a format rule but this is unsets so ruling says it works
Ariamaki: Tax really shouldn't be on cast, but for some reason it is
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
ChargingFerret: Tax increases on cast
control_rig: Yesssss
andy1503: wait
control_rig: I saw that line
Ariamaki: It honestly should be on return-to-command-zone
flatluigi: it finally got there
AtrusOfMyst: Can you cast multiple copies of that spell and have as many commanders as you want??
Dix: One Is Not Zero
Wacketay3: monkaS
itsr67: *metal music*
dangerous_safety: WOW
Dedwrekka: Only from the command zone, not when cast from hand
JDMan94: the COUTNDOWN is at ONE
Hardlessdaimio: LUL LUL
banachspacebar: The countdown is at one
Lithobraker: It's the Final Countdown!
thmanwithnoname: this game is *amazing*
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hnnnngh
deinonychus24: 1 is not zero is not 1
EsperDerek1: Sudden Death!
sewvi: this could literally not be any closer
A_Dub888: and now the game truly begins
noSmokeFire: !card The Countdown is at One
LRRbot: The Countdown Is at One [3RR] | Sorcery | Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Quillpaw: how did this....how does...
sturben222: Tax 2 then 4 and +2 additional tax.
RomanGoro: T H E C O U N T D O W N
Donutholez: NO BOLT PLS! NO BOLT PLS!
Awexdio: Flash in Near-Death Experience
Vulfe: as a wise man once said, 1 is not 0
blackwlf: Hoping this somehow ends in a draw.
control_rig: This is SO tense!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: the countdown is at 1
CyberColossus: THIS IS SO GOOD!!
B4rberblacksheep: This has been a brilliant match
Mornish: this game is crazy
MagicWarluck: Suspense!
sturben222: Serg Win!
control_rig: This has been such a good game
sturben222: Serge Win!
NrgSpoon: i mean, what if that token is Marit Lage?
cdutson: mom's spaghetti
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
Simonark: Who will be the premier made-up nonsense player in the format?
ayir: big brain play would be making a zombie army token your commander Kappa
silvalunae: it's anyones game
JA_Pinkerton: graham has a 1/1 flyer. he wins?
LRRbot: Coalition Honor Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Flagbearer [2/4] | While an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.
simriel: I am rooting for G here, so hard. He has fought back SO well
kenkopin: This reminds me of the fist fight from They Live. It just keeps going.
Wacketay3: monkaS
SirRebralPaulsy: swing swing swing swing
LRRbot: Caught in the Brights [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / When a Vehicle you control attacks, exile enchanted creature.
dianemp: !Card court hussar
LRRbot: Court Hussar [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Knight [1/3] | Vigilance / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / When Court Hussar enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {W} was spent to cast it.
Pharmacistjudge: @gnome_friend specifically the brawl format rules say that the state based action of 21 commander damage does not apply
SirRebralPaulsy: "im so tired"
Kykiwi: GGGGGGGGGG
Natedogg2: Is this Magic as Garfield intended?
EsperDerek1: Yeah Graham!
sewvi: gg
deinonychus24: That was excellent
control_rig: GGs!
SirRebralPaulsy: gggggggg ggggggggg
Znazl: G G
Kadenus: GG
Quillpaw: NICE!
LordRahy: GG
gamercat88: so good!!!!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sevinon: GG
Alas_Babylon: Good gravy
CyberColossus: THAT WAS FANTASTIC!
Veraphage: gg
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge neat
japolai: Wowwww
Hardlessdaimio: GG this was AWESOME
thraximore: wow
rolanddegil: cool, GG
Moocanoe__: Incredible game
control_rig: Waaaaaaoooow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: G G!
ghost_waz: gg wp
Coogrr: What a game
silvalunae: dang that was intense
JA_Pinkerton: Natedogg2 - very mukch so
Ariamaki: Closest game on earth
NukifiedMTG: nice, gg
colinoclock: gg
Hadouken_lol_catz: need a cig after that
NotCainNorAbel: what a great set!
ghostvalv: gg
ponbern: GG
EikoandMog: GG G
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
historyman_admu: OMG this was AWESOME
NoTomToLose: G G
cdutson: so.. serge coulda won that like 10 minutes ago, right/
control_rig: That was INCREDIBLE!
colinoclock: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
Krokaar: I heard you like to durdle?
RomanGoro: Holy bus what a match
RyanEveleigh: lrrFRUMP
DolGrenn: lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK lrrGOAT_TK
djalternative: GG
simriel: @Natedogg2 Almost certainly not XD
Simonark: That was magic as Calvin and Hobbes intended
FortunaeRota: GG lrrHORN
sturben222: GG
ghostvalv: lrrHORN_BW lrrHORN lrrHORN_BW
Viperion_NZ: Great match
swanky_pants20: that's some powerful magic
atrociouslyambisinister: The goodest of games
sturben222: How long was that?
AranMathai: We're still on round 1, aren't we?
Zalbin: What a match
control_rig: lrrHORN !
kirbytronic: That was quite a good game
djalternative: g had aura shards, right?
circusofkirkus: that was wild
Pharmacistjudge: I figured you had D-twin in hand
LRRbot: Meandering Towershell [3GG] | Creature — Turtle [5/9] | Islandwalk / Whenever Meandering Towershell attacks, exile it. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn.
Dix: DURT TURT
SirRebralPaulsy: grahm what was the secret tech game 1?
mowdownjoe: OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY
MagicWarluck: durdle turtle! <3
ayir: damn Grahams deck is insane
noSmokeFire: o7
Bakufreak: That game was over an hour o.0
falcn120: amazing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait. when it attacks, exile it?
Sevinon: Okay chat, time for me to head out for the night. See ya!
Feminine_Desires: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
EsperDerek1: That was a seriously great game.
FortunaeRota: durdle turtle finally made it to another set
Spandex_Faffy: you coulf have made the turtle and the cat friends
colinoclock: lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG lrrHAM_SG
Feminine_Desires: this was the best game of magic I've ever seen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
itsr67: @SydPreviouslyHeadache when you attack with it, it attacks next turn instead
Feminine_Desires: Beyond the shahrazad unstable match
SirRebralPaulsy: when a vehicle attacks, exile it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Meandering Towershell is a weird card
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:17 PM
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:35:22. lrrSPOT
sturben222: WTF just happened?
silvalunae: g'night @Sevinon lrrHEART
Thomas_Harry_Reid: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:52.
ponbern: Well I'm going to have to check the VOD, since it's sleep time on the east coast
gnome_friend: !findquote squid
LRRbot: Quote #138: "I've never been a squid." —Alex [2015-04-14]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, itsr67 that's. interesting, i would have expected something with that ability to also have hexproof or something
DrThud666: had to step away. who won?
sturben222: lrrFRUMP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: man Magic has some cool turtles
TheBorzoi: Graham won
sturben222: G won!
djalternative: G won by the skin of his teeth
gnome_friend: Graham won after Serge forgot to crew
DrThud666: ok thanks
Quillpaw: i'm excited to be here. friday is usually d&d night but folks are out of town camping so i get to catch fnpf
sturben222: Super close game!
EsperDerek1: Literally the skin, they both were at 1 at the end there.
SinthorasAlb: I really want to sleep, its like 4am here. But these games are so fun
sturben222: Commander exists in this format?
gnome_friend: @sturben222 if you play that card
sturben222: 7pm here.
TheBorzoi: @sturben222 No, but Serge had a card that gave him one
Alas_Babylon: The command zone is always a zone in Magic
seth_erickson: it does in the covention version of the packs
djalternative: 10pm here
TheBorzoi: 3:19am here
Quillpaw: the command zone always exists. it's where emblems live!
Alas_Babylon: It's just normally it never matters because in most formats you can't have commanders
flatluigi: the thing with the playtest cards is they do weird things
sturben222: Where y’all from?
nightwingmisthawk: 8 pm her
Alas_Babylon: Texas, USA
TheBorzoi: I'm in the UK
nightwingmisthawk: *here
SinthorasAlb: germany
APODionysus: I had to step away. Did Graham or Serge win?
gnome_friend: Iowa
nightwingmisthawk: I’m from Utah
seth_erickson: us
djalternative: Chicago
sturben222: WA, USA
cdutson: ontario, canada
dangerous_safety: Ontario Canda
chaostreader: NY.
Ankylosaur: lrrGRAHAM won
white_wampa: Utah
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Multra0: BC Canada
MagicWarluck: Sween
DaHolmie_: Georgia, US
MagicWarluck: Sweden
Tantusar: The lesser southern land underneath the great southern land.
WolfgangCloud: Alberta, canada
Fenhl: @SinthorasAlb 4:20 AM high-five!
control_rig: Montreal, Canada
APODionysus: I’m from under your bed. Rawr!
sturben222: Fuck we have people from all over the place here.
CaptainEnder7: Newton MA USA
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto feliciaSave
ArgentumFlare: Sacramento California!
simriel: Scotland
NotMad_Lestrange: VA
SinthorasAlb: *quietly sounds of airhorns to not wake up my roommates* @Fenhl
kirbytronic: The Chaosest draft
Mox_Hagdorm: Also in TX
sturben222: WTF?! lrrFRUMP
Fenhl: nice
MagicWarluck: I should probably be in bed though, 4:20 am and I'm watching a stream...yay insomnia
sturben222: GayPride
tehogwillie: Texan here too
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive bleedPurple PrideTake PrideWingR
sturben222: Yay! insomnia
MunkusBFunky: oklahoma
Fenhl: same here but I have an excuse
Darkdelance: did graham or serge win?
historyman_admu: @MagicWarluck Same here! Hooray Insomnia
nightwingmisthawk: @darkdelance G
Fenhl: migraines always mess up my sleep schedule
skeltal_streams: grahm
sturben222: Gram won!
simriel: @Darkdelance G by an Inch
DaHolmie_: BisexualPride
CaptainEnder7: Graham won but it was super close
DB_Skulls: @magicwarluck you can watch the stream from bed
SinthorasAlb: well my excuse is that I slept til 5pm. thats how that works, right?
hoagie39: The one time I dont check in on Friday I miss mystery draft, this is so sad
sturben222: Yes
Quillpaw: man i love this song
jitterbeans: PrideCheers TransgenderPride BisexualPride PrideCheers
SinthorasAlb: Waited for my gf to get home from night shift yesterday, so my sleep schedule is kinda fkd
MagicWarluck: @DB_Skulls My computer setup and chair is quite comfy. And less rish of spilling coke all over myself. :P
Feminine_Desires: @hoagie39 you only missed one match (though it was a AWESOME MATCH) so there's still plenty more!
DB_Skulls: Aye
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historyman_admu: The dark Berlin winter has seriously f-ed up my sleeep sched
SinthorasAlb: @hoagie39 you only mist the first game, still plenty of magic left
sturben222: Time check plz!
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
StreepHond: Soldier comes before Soldier Ally.
simriel: Ah Yes, Beej Hopefully
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:00.
Natedogg2: "Soldier" is definitely before "Soldier Ally"
sturben222: YES
before_damage: lrrFINE
Mox_Hagdorm: Soldier, then Soldier Ally
cdutson: i spy a ben haircut!
ChargingFerret: Beej
sosobearx12: aim i late
cuzuki: nothing comes before something
r10pez10: Soldier with no second word should come before Soldier with any second word, yes
Fenhl: @sosobearx12 this is the start of match 2
bloodybighead: Nice haircut @seabats!
dangerous_safety: Only a level 5 superjudge is skilled enough to maintain order in the token box
Argumentable: I'll follow right now
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLionYay lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Quillpaw: ben is describing my experience at every prerelease
cdutson: 2, i think actually
flatluigi: there's like five cards i want to see ben play
Mox_Hagdorm: Where did Ben's sleeves come from?
Mr_Bitterness: Adam does have the best deck name
LithelyUnshod: That's a good land, Ben
cdutson: 1 he REALLY wanted, and then he said it again with another card
LRRbot: Thought Erasure [UB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Surveil 1.
kumatsu: benginTraitor
Diabore: multipal fight!
Argumentable: Ben, you Let's Nope with Adam, you should know better than to trust him
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who was it who was playing against Serge that one time. "You said"
Dryhad: Oh no!
SangerNA: Thought Erasure bajoRage bajoRage
DeafMints: !card gunslug
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
rarermonsters: Top 10 Anime Betrayals
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature — Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
Pharmacistjudge: ah GDS3
atrociouslyambisinister: Reveal only swamps to own him
cdutson: oh wow
1y1e: we Hearthstone now
Quillpaw: wow, that's some hearthstone nonsense.
grgriffin3: Oh man, that's hilarious
Dryhad: We playing Slay The Spire now
chaostreader: Card reader?
MrKrag: thats yugioh as fuck
Ariamaki: It's a HEX mechanic, primarily. Even before Hearthstone did it.
cdutson: hearthstone has somethin like that, doesn't it?
sturben222: Let him keep it!
Quillpaw: pick up your hand, ben
JerryEris: Ben shoulda named his deck "Swamp"
Dedwrekka: That's a generic Deckbuilding Game mechanic
GoblinRanger: Yeah I remember that a lot from Hex, spiderlings and booby traps
sturben222: Ben me sad lrrFRUMP
itsr67: pick up your tokens, ben
Fenhl: I mean, under current Magic rules, this simply doesn't do anything
FortunaeRota: what was the other r&d card?
Fenhl: so I wonder how they intend to fix that for black border
LRRbot: Nine-Tail White Fox [2U] | Creature — Fox Spirit [2/2] | Whenever Nine-Tail White Fox deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
noSmokeFire: !card Golgari Death Swarm
LRRbot: Golgari Death Swarm [3BG] | Creature — Bat Fungus Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
Ariamaki: @FortunaeRota It's Serra Angel in GB
LRRbot: Absorb Vis [6B] | Sorcery | Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{B}
Tantusar: It's a token CARD, not a token. Important difference.
NobleHelium: they don't intend to fix it
NrgSpoon: @Fenhl it's fine, it creates token CARDS
gnome_friend: @Fenhl ... they don't? This is basically like an un-set
Donutholez: oh wow. it's Loud vs Louder! Let's goooo!
Ryavis: Why is it called a white fox if it's blue.
JohnnyCatz: @Fenhl Under current magic rules, tonight, we're playing Mystery Booster, which is definitely an unSet
itsr67: absorb vis nuts
Bladinus: Vis-nuts
noSmokeFire: Vis is life energy
SquareDotCube: Absorb Beej
Dryhad: Absorb Vis, or Absorb Vat? Kappa
Zalbin: Vis is energy
Fenhl: I'm very much aware of that
FortunaeRota: oh the one that was the issue with the multiple choice from gd3
Viperion_NZ: "Vis" is literally "the stuff magic is made of"
SinthorasAlb: dang absorb vis is one bad card if it wasnt for the cycling
Quillpaw: i believe vis is actually like, a term for life force
Feminine_Desires: @Fenhl you can see how some of these are played with https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/mystery-booster-release-notes-2019-11-11
Tiber727: @cdutson The closest HS has are cards that get shuffled into their deck, and when drawn, do damage, summon stuff for you, etc. And then they cycle themselves for free.
atrociouslyambisinister: @gnome_friend I've been given to understand that they're genuine designs from the design team, or at least some are?
Fenhl: but they've said that they want to do these mechanics in black border
froggomb: how does the slug work if your opponent doesnt have more matching sleeves?
PigmyWurm: it's a mechanic made by Richard Garfield
cdutson: @Tiber727 ah ok, thanks
MrPandaaaGaming: @JohnnyCatz arent all cards black border, including the playtest cards? so not really an un set
atrociouslyambisinister: And I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be aimed at becoming real cards
LRRbot: Palladium Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
gnome_friend: @atrociouslyambisinister yeah, but they currently can't be played in any black-boarder constructed format except sometimes commander
topdecksland: gunk slug felidar guardian
NobleHelium: some of them are, sure
kenkopin: Can't you just cast them for free to get them out of your hand?
Alas_Babylon: @kenkopin Nope. They need to cost 0 to do that. Having no mana cost means you can't cast them.
noSmokeFire: @kenkopin cards without mana costs cannot be cast
NrgSpoon: they don't have a mana cost, it's not that their mana cost is 0
itsr67: also you could easily just forget that the tokens are in your deck
Viperion_NZ: ^^^
korvys: @kenkopin No mana cost is not the same as 0 mana cost
noSmokeFire: not that having them in your hand is bad
Dedwrekka: Gunk Slug's mechanic is a Deckbuilding Game mechanic, like the Penny Arcade game, Ascension, ect
kenkopin: Got it. Thanks folks.
noSmokeFire: it's just. not a card.
Darkdelance: what's adam's creature?
blackwlf: It's just a dead draw.
simriel: WIllbender
Hadouken_lol_catz: a morph Kappa
LRRbot: Nine-Tail White Fox [2U] | Creature — Fox Spirit [2/2] | Whenever Nine-Tail White Fox deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Donutholez: wait for it to ACTUALLY be willbe der
Alas_Babylon: You *could*, say, Electrodominance X=0 to "cast" them out of your hand
atrociouslyambisinister: Morph this Chromeshell Crab?
Alas_Babylon: Since their CMC is 0
blackwlf: You're making them draw -1 cards.
LRRbot: Golgari Death Swarm [3BG] | Creature — Bat Fungus Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
dsavillian: LUL
espi: serra angel/sphinx!
Quillpaw: bat fungus horror? ew.
Mr_Bitterness: GDS is one of my favorite in-jokes
Pharmacistjudge: I love GDS3
ElektroTal: best serra angel ever
dsavillian: why does a BG creature have fying and vigilance
monosceros: Golgari Death Swarm is a sick card
NeverArtOnlyMath: Serra angel is that you?
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun my favorite thing about GDS is that the card it's printed on is white/blue
sing_o_muse: Flying, Vigilance
simriel: Golgari Death Swarm is just a Brick
chaostreader: It’s not a dead card. It’s a cantrip for 4
itsr67: umm actually there are not morph *tokens* Kappa
LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh good
Pharmacistjudge: I made top 96 in GDS 3
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrBEEJ_BW lrrBEEJ_BW
itsr67: This was a survey meme, right?
blackwlf: So, instead of giving them cycling 4, couldn't they have just made them cost 4, and draw a card?
dsavillian: that card is NEXT LEVEL
Karfsma778: Secondary, not tertiary
JohnnyCatz: it's a Serra Angel
espi: !card serra sphinx
LRRbot: Serra Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
JohnPraw: It was sort of a trick question.
Tantaburs: It wasn't that it shouldn't be ain G/B it was that it would be U/W card before it was a G/B card
CtrlUltDefeatLive: deep cuts
RomanGoro: The Layers
LRRbot: Bone Splinters [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Destroy target creature.
ElektroTal: it's such a thumb in the eye of everyone who died on that question during the gds
Mr_Bitterness: It was a GDS question that there was a LOT of arguing over, where the correct answer was Green/Black for what gold card would have flying/vigilance
Diabore: adam gets a 1/1, as is his right
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Wonderdoc: It was a very poorly worded question in the gds
Pharmacistjudge: I thankfully got it right
pariahjrl: That card was also a contentious question in the great designervsewrch number 3.
LRRbot: Baloth Null [4BG] | Creature — Zombie Beast [4/5] | When Baloth Null enters the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
noSmokeFire: @blackwlf yeah, that'd work. it's slightly different since cycling is an ability and not technically casting something. different interactions.
bradlby: gunk gunk gunk
Karfsma778: Baloth Null is so good
Vulfe: now that's value
sosobearx12: image trying to find all gunk cards out of deck
schacattack525: GUNK SLUG lives again!
Ryavis: Perfect, gunk time incoming.
Feminine_Desires: wait ... you can GUNK SLUG MULTIPLE TIMES
blackwlf: Mmm, true. Cycling wouldn't build storm.
itsr67: good ol nulldrifter baybee
LRRbot: Bladebrand [1B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Draw a card.
pariahjrl: the 3rd great designer search
migelino164: I mean, it's just overpowered. 4/4 with Flying AND Vigilance for 5? That'd never see print Kappa
Feminine_Desires: Imagine filling your opponent with 12 gunks!
dead2value: are the mystery boosters going to be on magic online
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
QberryMuffin: Blue white wasn’t a possible answer in the choices
Fenhl: @dead2value no, it's an unset
blackwlf: Fill this man with gunks. . . wait, no, ew.
rarermonsters: The problem was that it was a GOOD question for the GDS because it was designed to be difficult to weed people out, and the internet magic community decided that it was wrong
dead2value: dang
schacattack525: gunk gunk gunk
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature — Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
dsavillian: LUL
RomanGoro: For the record, it's not an unset, unsets are well tested
Ryavis: Wow, gunk slug has magnetic properties.
Dix: Gonk slog
Quillpaw: now ya gotta get more sleeves
Dryhad: One gunky boi
ElektroTal: get gunked
simriel: He has TWO
itsr67: GUNK slug
SinthorasAlb: get gunked!
Ryavis: It sucked the cards off of Adam's board.
rarermonsters: It was part of a multiple choice where you have to pick the least off color of multiple cards
kerbalized_: I wanna see gunk slug blink
atrociouslyambisinister: I'm not convinced that a UW Serra Angel wouldn't happen, but didn't the question start with like "We generally avoid making a card gold if out could be just one of its colors?*
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: slunk gug
dead2value: is this the new draft bomb
atrociouslyambisinister: Or am I thinking of something else?
r10pez10: the card blowing on the table was amazing
SirRebralPaulsy: cascade eat your heart out
atrociouslyambisinister: G U N K
JohnPraw: Basically tax
blackwlf: It's draw -3 cards.
ritchards: what does the text on Ben's sleeves say? (underneath the Fire)
dead2value: out of all the test cards would be considered a bomb
Tantaburs: @rarermonsters I disagree that it was a good question for the GDS. I would rather have the people designing that cards make the cards that make sense to the players not the ones that are 'technically correct'
migelino164: Because they're slugs "GUNKING" up the art space Graham
Mister_Hush: dat riffle shuffle doe, Adam's been practicin'
LRRbot: Imperious Perfect [2G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / {G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
Dedwrekka: Looks like a Taxonomy drawing
LoadingReadyRun: dead2value other then the playtest cards, you could probably make a custom cube in MGTO
AtrusOfMyst: Hey most of those were drawn by the lovely people at WotC R&D
j0xer: you know how bad it feels to draw a blank? this card should never be printed
wolfsark: have to choose which slug art goes to print
ElektroTal: "Hey art director, i drew a bunch, pick your fave?" "All of them it is!"
itsr67: It can either kill your opponent's draws or do stone nothing
espi: super sad we don't get the playtest cards in stores
Mr_Bitterness: "I just love slugs!"
Mox_Hagdorm: I would personally have flipped the Mountains around so they can't be mistaken for actual cards, but I trust that Adam knows his own deck lrrBEEJ
japolai: @ritchards It says "R&D Design Goals"
ritchards: cheers
rarermonsters: @Tantaburs You're testing someone on their ability to understand the color pie here, not pick actually publishable cards. It's designed to lead people to wrong choices to narrow down the field
LRRbot: Shaper Parasite [1UU] | Creature — Illusion [2/3] | Morph {2}{U} / When Shaper Parasite is turned face up, target creature gets +2/−2 or −2/+2 until end of turn.
ElektroTal: i'd use something like ad cards or adventure tokens or something for gunk
atrociouslyambisinister: @tantaburs when so many magic players are vying for it you do not have to pick one of those
SinthorasAlb: thats a strange willbender
simriel: It's a wonderful question for a Designer, not necessarily design philosophy
Quillpaw: tap dat parasite
rarermonsters: Cards you design for the purpose of a question are different than cards you design to print
espi: shaper parasite is tapped @LoadingReadyRun
JohnPraw: Tap
AtrusOfMyst: I want that art on a playmet
LRRbot: Meren of Clan Nel Toth [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [3/4] | Whenever another creature you control dies, you get an experience counter. / At the beginning of your end step, choose target creature card in your graveyard. If that card's converted mana cost is less than or equal to the number of experience counters you have, return it to the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
Pharmacistjudge: 225 at MF columbus
itsr67: Whoa
MacSquizzy: It will also be at PAX Unplugged next weekend
Tantaburs: @rarermonsters I mean you're testing people to be card designers. the answers of the questions should select the people who are best suited for the job
notthepenguins: WHAT
bradlby: oh no
loki_lxix: NEL toth
Dix: KILL THE MEREN PLAYER .. i mean this isn't Commander
Quillpaw: oh hey, that lady
Donutholez: COMMANDER!
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
MadWolf1290: took that to mean "fired the person" not "fired the draft"
ElektroTal: meren is SO BUSTED
atrociouslyambisinister: @tantaburs also what you're suggesting is far, far more difficult to rest on a standardized test
EsperDerek1: Mmm, one of my favorite Commanders.
HerpesTornado: My commander! :D
Armanyte: Hello my favorite commander
itsr67: AND he gets a raise dead every turn @LoadingReadyRun
Pharmacistjudge: So much Junk....
Diabore: @Dix still a fair statement
DMGlol: her effect is sweet even without the experience
notthepenguins: holy crud that's a $$ rare lol
dylanbbb: Tahts what I was thinking!
Pharmacistjudge: Do we have enough sleeves for all the junk that will be made?
Mr_Bitterness: Start cycling that junk slug!
Karfsma778: mmmm, Baloth null
Karfsma778: With Meren
Karfsma778: Goooooood times
LRRbot: Savage Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / Ferocious — The creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn before it fights if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
QberryMuffin: I believe they are called Xp points
Dedwrekka: Woah, that's a great card
Diabore: i wonder what the red is for
atrociouslyambisinister: Slunk Gug
gnome_friend: We love Friend Computer!
Karfsma778: Meren trigger
BlandSpice: Trigger miss!
Diabore: get prefect back
DMGlol: ben needs to do meren's effect
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falcn120: 2 rounds, 2 commander games
EsperDerek1: If it were upkeep Meren would be SO much worse.
Wonderdoc: Ben trigger
espi: game 2?
ElektroTal: yeah, its never fail to find. you always get something
Diabore: oh look, its a loop
Hadouken_lol_catz: im in danger
noSmokeFire: honey, you've got a big storm coming
SinthorasAlb: can meren get gunk slug back?
Vulfe: ben's literal infinite value deck
Field94: so how much gunk did ben sleeve up?
SirRebralPaulsy: holy gunk slug
LRRbot: Enchantmentize [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or enchantment / Enchanted permanent is an enchantment and loses all other card types.
rarermonsters: @Tantaburs Again, it's a multiple choice where you're trying to identify the least off color designs to test your general color pie theory. If they were all publishable it would be an easy question and provide no diagnostic value. It's like how judge test questions will set up really unrealistic board states for testing purposes.
Diabore: wheelerLoop
raaabr: HAHAHHA
Mr_Bitterness: LUL
Kadenus: uh sure
atrociouslyambisinister: So TTC nicknames for this set when lrrBEEJ_BW
Karfsma778: Still has the ability
ElektroTal: she can loop all day
Ryavis: Suddenly, Adam's deck full of removal spells seems less powerful.
Quillpaw: enchantmentize is an amazing name
raaabr: Meren becomes a straight value enchantment
Diabore: that makes her so much better
flatluigi: play it out please
EsperDerek1: Enchantment Meren would be amazing.
DMGlol: everlasting value
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
MillerDark: Also is still a creature. It just tacks enchantment onto the type line
itsr67: the rager
schacattack525: get gunked
raaabr: I'm pretty sure if Meren was an enchantment, she'd see play in several formats
Diabore: @MillerDark it loses all other card types
Pnoy__: @MillerDark the card says it stops being a creature
MillerDark: @Diabore It does not
orimazer: graham
AtrusOfMyst: Turn Into A Pie
orimazer: that was low
Tantaburs: @rarermonsters its the same as tests on school exams that are designed to trip students up not to identify people who know the core concepts. Its a bad way to evaluate people
itsr67: !card enchantmentize
LRRbot: Enchantmentize [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or enchantment / Enchanted permanent is an enchantment and loses all other card types.
ElektroTal: i wish meren was an enchantment, cause then it wouldn't be such a freaking busted commander
espi: Adam Sadvidan
LRRbot: Fallen Angel [3BB] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Angel gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
SirRebralPaulsy: vomit
itsr67: It loses all other types
Diabore: @MillerDark the card says "loses all other card types"
espi: Ben's deck is GROSS
dylanbbb: Get more gunk!
MillerDark: Don't @ me
SinthorasAlb: I really like that Fallen Angel Art
PrimNexus: slug LOOP
KingXicor: woof
Pharmacistjudge: so much gunk...
Diabore: @MillerDark
j0xer: legends
Agu_Sakku: more gunk!
BlandSpice: Oh jeez looping slug is so awful for Adam
RomanGoro: So remember when James said that this things are funnier to draft than to play? Turns out it's funt to play too, huh?
j0xer: not fallen empires
Tantaburs: @rarermonsters I get WHY they made the question. I don't think they should have made the question
Lancer827: holy crap combo with the sac outlet
Argumentable: I thought they censored something on that angel at first
Mr_Bitterness: Oh my god, Fallen Angel is so good in this deck!
atrociouslyambisinister: @millerdark stop being wrong then
Fenhl: @MillerDark if something sets a permanent's card type, it loses all other card types unless it specifies otherwise
dead2value: i also wished they got new art for some of these cards
Donutholez: okay. we can give up now. a sac outlet + meren is stupid. @.@
Wonderdoc: That the legends symbol G
dead2value: like new art for some of the old border cards
itsr67: Meren is an unsanitary value engine
Lancer827: sac before the trigger and get it to the field!
Kingsniff: nairoLurk
orimazer: oh god, he can sac to things to fallen angel and just gunklock him
Pharmacistjudge: Ben is playing commander and Adam is playing limited
DolGrenn: Saccing slug to replay it every turn and make Adam's deck all gunk is, truly, gross
Hadouken_lol_catz: im sad ben didnt sac gunk slug and then get it back
raaabr: You can probably just recast gunk slug over and over with Meren to make Adams deck basically useless
LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/3] | Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Donutholez: what @dolgrenn said.
PrimNexus: gavin said the didnt have a lot of the old files
Feminine_Desires: @dead2value that would kinda break the set's moto honestly.
itsr67: the yugernoot
Quillpaw: if you keep recurring gunk slug, what do you do if your opponent runs out of sleeves
NobleHelium: did they actually test the format tho LUL
MrUglama: Test? Who said we Tested?
Perivale: I <3 Juggernaut
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Feminine_Desires: @dead2value and would make us database peeps very upset
Viperion_NZ: OH MY GOD
noSmokeFire: oh NO
gnome_friend: NOOOOO
raaabr: BEN
JohnPraw: They only went back to Mirage
orimazer: GUNK LOCK
BlandSpice: vomitvomitvomit
PrimNexus: WAT
korvys: Just gunk him up
Diabore: i dont think they really tested it, they just grabbed a couple mtgo cubes and added some cards
Perivale: So much gunk
Vulfe: WOW
dead2value: now he wins
Quillpaw: is ben just playing commander??
j0xer: the legends fallen angel art is kinda 2 gross for current magic
Karfsma778: Yee
Pharmacistjudge: my goodness.....this is Savage
raaabr: Stop, stop, he's already dead!
Donutholez: WHY BEN, WHY??
SirRebralPaulsy: more gunk than deck
ElektroTal: what in blazes deck did Ben get??
JDMan94: Ben is just actually playing commander
NoTomToLose: LOL
Bladinus: I almost hope they didn't test it.
Fenhl: who gave Ben their Meren Commander deck?
EsperDerek1: Holy hell.
Archonic_Energy: get an AI to run the playtesting
banachspacebar: well this is a disgusting value loop
ChargingFerret: Ooh boy
falcn120: shesh, yay commander
MagicWarluck: Didn't juggernaut move up state to live on a farm? That poor broken home juggie...
noSmokeFire: how did ben sneak a commander deck into the FNPF??
djalternative: ben really is playing commander
atrociouslyambisinister: @tantaburs I think you're underestimating how big the field for GDS is
Mediocre_Man5: So ben is playing reverse mill?
Field94: again, HOW MANY gunks are sleeved up and ready to go?
dead2value: yeah depends on what is going in the vat
ElektroTal: seriously, Ben here playing CEDH in a chaos draft
itsr67: Ben playing Gunk format
HerpesTornado: Yes, why is ben playing my commander deck?
Musicsquid: Why did they let Ben play a commander deck in limited? EEJ lrr
orimazer: take the gunk out!
Field94: dont forget to remove the gunk
1y1e: remember to degunk
noSmokeFire: ^^
Quillpaw: remove that gunk!
atrociouslyambisinister: @tantaburs they need to weed out pretty hard based on technical ability to design before they can work about handling the intangible elements
DolGrenn: lrrGOAT_TK Repeatable Gunk lrrGOAT_TK
Tantaburs: @atrociouslyambisinister It may have been the easiest way to narrow the field but being an easy solution and being a good solution are not the same thing
dead2value: either reusable tokens for mana or gunkslugs or kills juggernaught and constant slaming
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Mr_Bitterness: And if all else fails, just Goblin Game them out!
tenthtechpriest: *slaps vat* this baby can fit so many slugs
Hadouken_lol_catz: sideboard?
Viperion_NZ: @tenthtechpriest OMEGALUL
Pharmacistjudge: please, don't fill this man with Gunk
Bakufreak: Fill this deck with gunk *clap clap*
Diabore: turns out its a lot easier to assemble your combo when your 100 card deck is 40 cards
MagicWarluck: *slaps opponents deck* this baby can fit soo much gunk!
atrociouslyambisinister: @tantaburs if you don't actually have a better one, then it seems to be the best available
dead2value: some one make this meme @tenthtechpriest
TheBorzoi: Isn't it theoretically possible to fill the opponent's hand with gunk if you can bounce the slug and recast it?
flatluigi: !card witty demon
LRRbot: Witty Demon [1BB] | Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying / When Witty Demon enters the battlefield, if your starting library had at least 13 cards over the minimum, search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. Otherwise, Witty Demon deals 4 damage to you.
Wonderdoc: I mean if Adams deck is just gunk he wont ever play another real card
thraximore: not quite
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it was starting deck
thraximore: starting library
dredgyboi: do you take out the gunk tokens between games or keep them in?
Tantaburs: @atrociouslyambisinister I can think of several better ones that take more time. Again I understand WHY they made the questions I think it was a bad way to find the best person for the job. Regardless this isn't the place to have this discussion we disagree and thats okay
Feminine_Desires: take them out
kerbalized_: did the gunk get shuffled
flatluigi: gunked forever
dead2value: yeah
itsr67: gunk has been removed
Pharmacistjudge: Gunk is not in your sideboard
Natedogg2: Just add the gunk tokens to your sideboard.
dredgyboi: boo would be funnier if the gunk stayed in xD
Rujasu: Goes well into my B/U Battle of Wits deck
blast_shark: Wbat about chaining 4/3 fliers?
Mysticman89: intergame deck damage would be quite spicy
Mox_Hagdorm: The gunkboard!
Arcticblast324: sneak the gunk tokens in various places around the moonbase
Field94: Time Sidewalk comes to mind
Arcticblast324: gunk slug lives on
Pharmacistjudge: !card letter bomb
LRRbot: Letter Bomb [6] | Artifact | When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Argumentable: Eventually all decks are just gunk and games last forever
Viperion_NZ: I mean, you could just side them out if they stayed in anyway
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wolfsark: you have to keep 3 gunk tokens in every deck you play for the rest of your life
dead2value: i kind of wish the gunk mechanic or something similar was added to the deck
dead2value: i meant game
ElektroTal: if you like gunk slug, might i recommend Dominion, a game that is entirely gunking your own deck
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
raaabr: BEN
j0xer: gunk is just a super feel bad on the receiving end, hopefully they never do that
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
flatluigi: wow
LRRbot: Reckless Spite [1BB] | Instant | Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Hadouken_lol_catz: holy shit
Mr_Bitterness: Welp
DoctorOfBeard: damn
ElektroTal: hoooooooly shit
r10pez10: funk slug
JDMan94: POWERFUL
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Lancer827: oooof
raaabr: You deck is the SICKEST
Diabore: wow ben
Skudd: Jesus, Ben
thraximore: oh yeahhh
Arcticblast324: yikes
FortunaeRota: lrrFINE_HF
orimazer: i thought it was gunna be a t1 gunk
Kadenus: is this mordern?
PiGuy2000: POWERFUL MAGIC
mowdownjoe: POWERFUL MAGIC
thavleifrim: I think it would be very difficult to print gunk slug in a real format due to the issue of needing to have spare sleeves for your opponents deck, which is not always possible
ayir: wow what a first turn
Mr_Bitterness: Not quite a T1 Hippie, but jeez
JohnPraw: Gunk Slug would work in Historic.
thraximore: shame it's not a Hypnotic Specter
simriel: Ben just Styling on Adam here...
wolfsark: ben relax
APODionysus: Excuse me Ben
StreepHond: Using busted cards to play fair cards.
Quillpaw: BEN! you can't keep doing this! this is a draft! you can't just be out here playing commander!
AtrusOfMyst: Dark Ritual into Nighthawk is better than most magic games you will see in a limited draft
Mox_Hagdorm: I want to Winston draft some of these packs, but they're too expensive online and I don't think I'll be able to go to any MagicFests to get any.
Diabore: ben : "my deck can just do nothing" also ben: "dark rit nighthawk turn 1
LRRbot: Frost Lynx [2U] | Creature — Elemental Cat [2/2] | When Frost Lynx enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Pharmacistjudge: you fill their deck with Gunk...then Warp World
djalternative: yeah. Ben's still playing CEDH
Field94: gunk engine into wheel effects
dead2value: is there any board wipes in this mystery format
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
dead2value: im now curious
raaabr: Endless Vampire nighthawks
Feminine_Desires: @dead2value yes
Pharmacistjudge: or Great Aurora...
Donutholez: The big brain play: Gunk opponent out, then play warp world. :D @loadingreadyrun
Feminine_Desires: @dead2value counterspells and wraths are quite rare however.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
ElektroTal: god mimic vat is so gross
dead2value: oh then that strategy paul was taking about is viable
PiGuy2000: Endless phyrexian rager is where it is at
ttkblazer97: ben's life
itsr67: It's (almost) The Juggler!
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ttkblazer97: he took two, right?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: watch the amount of emotes please :)
noSmokeFire: he took two, but he gained two earlier
thraximore: Soulherder + Gunk Slug :)
SirRebralPaulsy: gunk slug, your home for forced friendship
thraximore: !card gunk slug
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature — Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
gnome_friend gunks my deck
MrUglama: gunk mirror?
pyrelight: gunk slug, how to eventually get your opponent to win via battle of wits :D
LRRbot: Reckless Spite [1BB] | Instant | Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.
dead2value: so esper gunke the new control deck
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
PigmyWurm: their are other ways to indefinitely draw the game out
DMGlol: whomp whomp
ayir: give opponent control of gunk slug somehow then mindslaver them Kappa
skeltal_streams: I wanna put gunk slug into a Yarok EDH deck
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...naughty naughty
itsr67: *curb your enthusiasm*
SinthorasAlb: welp, my roommate just got up for work, time to sleep.Keep on gunking bois
LRRbot: Alloy Myr [3] | Artifact Creature — Myr [2/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
ALLxISxLOST: excuse me while I learn to read
QberryMuffin: The green black dude that replaces your draw step
r10pez10: bunk bed slug
KingXicor: !card ashes to ashes
LRRbot: Ashes to Ashes [1BB] | Sorcery | Exile two target nonartifact creatures. Ashes to Ashes deals 5 damage to you.
Viperion_NZ: Gunk is a mechanic Richard Garfield designed that never made it into a set
r10pez10: monk slug
raaabr: Infinite Lynx
Clockwork_Cthulhu: full art cryptic command would like to argue this point.
Feminine_Desires: there are no promo reprints
j0xer: they already have better cryptic command in the set, who needs the original
Pharmacistjudge: being fair, they do have cards that reference other cards by name
Feminine_Desires: they made certain to make sure the promos did not get reprints at all to keep them promotional
itsr67: absorb vis nuts
FortunaeRota: full art very cryptic command would be even more insane
Pharmacistjudge: so it's not that much of a stretch
Fenhl: card reader please?
flatluigi: !card absorb vis
LRRbot: Absorb Vis [6B] | Sorcery | Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{B}
Diabore: do we know why ben has red in the deck yet?
Viperion_NZ: !card Absorb Vis
LRRbot: Absorb Vis [6B] | Sorcery | Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{B}
hoagie39: glad I got to show up for some powerful magic
LRRbot: Absorb Vis [6B] | Sorcery | Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{B}
Fenhl: thanks
cagedtiki: adams is having a good time
atrociouslyambisinister: "Modes are Timetwister and Enter the Infinite"
SnivianMoon: Alternate Deckname for Ben's deck: "Vis or Vat"
LRRbot: Fallen Angel [3BB] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Angel gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
skeltal_streams: ben Is playing basically just golgari plus goblin game right?
Pnoy__: @Diabore goblin game
LRRbot: Flesh to Dust [3BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
Pearogative: @SnivianMoon very nice
Diabore: !card goblin game
LRRbot: Goblin Game [5RR] | Sorcery | Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.
PiGuy2000: Cryptic command is scry 4, proliferate, untap target artifact, and return an instant from exile to hand, right Kappa
raaabr: Flavor win, Flesh to dust-ing an angel
Kykiwi: weow ben
Pnoy__: aww
Atifexe: Love it, SnivianMoon
LRRbot: Swarm of Locus [1B] | Creature — Insect Locus [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Swarm of Locus attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each Locus you control.
amam741: Dissapointment
japolai: !card metagamer
raaabr: Wait
raaabr: If you mimic vat the Swarm
Pharmacistjudge: what?!!? No Goblin Game?!? I see Ben is falling to sergeOrder
LRRbot: Bone Splinters [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Destroy target creature.
raaabr: !card Mimic vat
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
raaabr: No, wait, you have to exile
PiGuy2000: You could theoretically get multiple swarms of locus
rarermonsters: But Locus isn't the plural of Locus
schacattack525: let there be gunk
LRRbot: Imperious Perfect [2G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / {G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
Tantusar: As a reminder, this is the list of Loci: https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Alocus
r10pez10: gilded locus
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Mox_Hagdorm: Loci?
atrociouslyambisinister: You can have two at a time every other turn, right?
historyman_admu: JUDGE
Diabore: @raaabr you can have them attack as 3/1's i guess
Pharmacistjudge: I was wondering for a sec
LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
Viperion_NZ: What's under the vat?
Hadouken_lol_catz: frost lync
gnome_friend: @Viperion_NZ frost lynx
Diabore: frost lynx
Pharmacistjudge: !card frost lynx
LRRbot: Frost Lynx [2U] | Creature — Elemental Cat [2/2] | When Frost Lynx enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
raaabr: Mimic vat Myr Sire seems deece? But frost lynx is probably better
Hadouken_lol_catz: lynx
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KilrenKrae: lrrADAM_SG
atrociouslyambisinister: !var
atrociouslyambisinister: oops
gnome_friend: !findquote
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Viperion_NZ: No elves but a thousand Haakons
SoulEater50210: When this set comes out next year, what will the rules video at the Pre-Prerelease be like?
itsr67: !card obelisk
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
flatluigi: sad elk
atrociouslyambisinister: the intended joke was !vat
itsr67: !card obelisk spider
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
e_bloc: thanks I hate it
atrociouslyambisinister: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
PiGuy2000: Burnished hart under vat!
MadWolf1290: thanks?
Arcticblast324: Golgari vs Sultai makes for a really grindy game of limited
tenthtechpriest: BEN
ayir: i too identify my elf tokens by their nipples
Dezinkled: Should Ben place a -1/-1 counter?
simriel: I thought the Burnish were only people (Jokes for like the 4 people who have seen Promare already(
Pharmacistjudge: umm...ben needs a token for Frost Lynx
Viperion_NZ: Comabt damage to a creature
Pharmacistjudge: Thank you
itsr67: man there are too many cards in the set
Perivale: That Elk's not a 3/3
Himyul: Ben, pick up your tokens
Perivale: send it back
raaabr: TOS?
atrociouslyambisinister: Those pecs are unbelievable
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
raaabr: Okay, Ben, your deck is nuts
Lancer827: whaaaaa
e_bloc: lrrWOW
GoblinRanger: the heck is this deck
SirRebralPaulsy: b r u h
Mediocre_Man5: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Donutholez: WHHAAAAAATTT cayinRAGE
control_rig: ExCUSE me?!
Quillpaw: judge! ben is playing a commander deck!
DolGrenn: lrrGOAT_TK Is this... good?
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myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
itsr67: skull clamp AND meren
Mr_Bitterness: Uhhh, so yes, I agree, this is someone's Meren EDH deck
amam741: Skullclamp, Mimic vat, and Meren
PrimNexus: something commander something
skeltal_streams: who arre you to say thats not how elf nipples are typically placed?
migelino164: lrrAWW_SG
Morrigan9: oh no, i played back when skullclamp was out O.o
BlandSpice: So Ben IS playing a Meren commander deck?
e_bloc: clamp doesn't trigger on exile though
PiGuy2000: !card mimic vat
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Pnoy__: token is exiled not sacced
wolfsark: ben please we're playing limited here
itsr67: token gets exiled
LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
SoulEater50210: Does ben just have like half a commander precon?
Field94: HOW did ben get passed a MEREN DECK
djalternative: ben really did bring a commander deck
APODionysus: Bens deck is obscene
raaabr: "Nonbo"
matufin0: did spider deal damage?
punspector: Don't forget the -1/-1 counter
Lancer827: works with the elf generator though
PiGuy2000: You say non-bo but one sac outlet and you go off
Mr_Bitterness: Spider trigger
itsr67: !card obelisk spider
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
atrociouslyambisinister: The Sire is dead already
itsr67: on THAT creature
atrociouslyambisinister: Can't get a counter
LRRbot: Obelisk Spider [1BG] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Whenever Obelisk Spider deals combat damage to a creature, put a −1/−1 counter on that creature. / Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Pharmacistjudge: if the creature dies due to combat damage...you don't get the counter
Pharmacistjudge: so no trigger
chaostreader: ^
Khalahd: You don't get to put a counter on something that's dead
Vulfe: it would die during state based actions with the -1/-1 counter trigger on the stack
Pharmacistjudge: it's the classic Sword of Kaldra problem
Pharmacistjudge: !card Sword of Kaldra
LRRbot: Sword of Kaldra [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +5/+5. / Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, exile that creature. / Equip {4}
raaabr: *spooks intensify*
LRRbot: Archetype of Imagination [4UU] | Enchantment Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Creatures you control have flying. / Creatures your opponents control lose flying and can't have or gain flying.
itsr67: a suhwoard
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Insert_code: Sword of Kaldra, for when you're hitting an eldrazi
NrgSpoon: The obelisks begin to curl.
itsr67: archetype of Big Brain
Pharmacistjudge: (odds are the +5/+5 is going to kill what it attacks, so the exile clause is mostly pointless)
control_rig: Ben is a penguin now. He shall NEVER fly
JakeKamas: arachnophobia? Ben I though you were a mod on r/frickablespiders
skeltal_streams: wait archetype of imagination is uncommon?!!
Mox_Hagdorm: Learning to fly...
LRRbot: Pelakka Wurm [4GGG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When Pelakka Wurm enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. / When Pelakka Wurm dies, draw a card.
flatluigi: BEN.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
control_rig: EXCUSE me!
korvys: Jesus christ, Ben
raaabr: Ben. Your deck. It is Mad Good
itsr67: WHAT
control_rig: NBen
Viperion_NZ: COME ON NOW
e_bloc: welp
wolfsark: ben come on now
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone one loves a Pelakka Worm
Quillpaw: somebody stop this man!
PiGuy2000: That's a spicy one for the vat
Enzan_Scarlet: Cool Game
control_rig: Ben. Benbenben
Ariamaki: Yeah now everybody knows why Ben was giggling so hard during the entire draft
SirRebralPaulsy: ben plays a card, chat goes nuts
BrightstormRising: how wude.
Mornish: ohhhh Adam your dead my friend
Lancer827: so much synergy!!!
Donutholez: WHY IS THIS HERE!
flatluigi: can adam get a runback bonus game against someone else
taruan: did Ben draft a different pool then everyone else?
itsr67: how do you LOSE
Himyul: how did everyone let this happen???
Uzumaki15: What the hell was this draft!!!! How did ben get this much nonsense
PrimNexus: ur kidding....
EsperDerek1: Holy cow.
Dix: Junded the heck out
j0xer: ben has too many good cards in his deck to have opened all of them himself, blame the people sitting next to him
atrociouslyambisinister: At the time, I guess Sword of Kaldra was designed as anti-regen tech
FortunaeRota: junderdomed
Viperion_NZ: Ben you have Adam's Frost Lynx
LRRbot: Form of the Mulldrifter [4U] | Tribal Enchantment — Elemental | When Form of the Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / You may cast creature cards from your hand as though they were the card Mulldrifter.
DolGrenn: Remember how Ben complained about getting Thought Erasured? lrrGOAT_TK
Pharmacistjudge: very sad for no form a mulldrifter
atrociouslyambisinister: Meren in limited is the wildest thing I've heard in some time
LRRbot: Witty Demon [1BB] | Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying / When Witty Demon enters the battlefield, if your starting library had at least 13 cards over the minimum, search your library for a card and put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library. Otherwise, Witty Demon deals 4 damage to you.
LRRbot: Deadly Tempest [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.
Viperion_NZ: Wow that's a deck
LRRbot: Hunt the Weak [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature fights target creature you don't control.
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrBEEJ_SG
Pharmacistjudge: one of the very few board wipes in the format
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:52:58.
itsr67: yeah ben brought a EDH deck
Arcticblast324: Ben just straight up drafted a commander deck
tenthtechpriest: release
atrociouslyambisinister: Sunglass Beej is amazing lrrBEEJ_SG
Fenhl: you can tell that Maro's Gone Nuts is on a Doubling Season
MadWolf1290: Ben, you put that deck back.
flatluigi: ah, the avatar match
kurosaru96: I want a gunk slug
historyman_admu: Yeah ben drafted a mini EDH deck
cagedtiki: adam sad
atrociouslyambisinister: it's time to come on and slameron
Tantusar: The relevant aspects of Mulldrifter are that it's 4B or evoke for 2B.
Pharmacistjudge: I honestly feel bad for Adam
SoulEater50210: I vote Ben must bring this to a commander stream one night. Everything in it must stay then he just adds to it.
itsr67: It's hard to win from any one of those cards, let alone like 7 of them
Donutholez: that deck ben got is too spooky for a draft environment. in a sense, he was on-brand. BloodTrail
atrociouslyambisinister: Can we get a decklist for posterity?
cdutson: oh hello early 2000 pop punk covers
Tantusar: Evoke, of course, is a cost you should only if there is a relevant ETB effect, because otherwise it's going straight in your bin.
chaostreader: Meron isn’t too absurd outside of commander, so long as you have removal.
Arigato_Corleone: lmao ad
Mox_Hagdorm: !card mulldrifter
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
Tantusar: Or probably some graveyard matters?
Wonderdoc: @tantusar you write blue mana with U though, cause black allready uses B
itsr67: and chaos drafts don't exactly tend to have a whole lot of removal
atrociouslyambisinister: It's too bad Ben didn't get You're In Command
Tantusar: RIGHT YES
Tantusar: HAHAHA i'm out of practise
Pharmacistjudge: Form of the mulldrifter makes your creature spells into mulldrifter, so they will etb as a mulldrifter
Tantusar: i don't watch a lot of magic and play even less
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Go around the lasers, not into them.
TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
atrociouslyambisinister: !y
LRRbot: HONK
SirRebralPaulsy: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
chaostreader: @pharmacistjudge No, it doesn’t. It allows you to cast them as though they were mulldriftor.
SirRebralPaulsy: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
KriegerSan: !badadvice
Donutholez: ^ bad lrrbot! bad
silvalunae: 02
atrociouslyambisinister: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
Tantusar: oh shit i just read the release notes on form of the mulldrifter
atrociouslyambisinister: !y
LRRbot: HONK
TemporallyAwry: Well - now that i've thought about it, I can't unthink about it.
Pharmacistjudge: @chaostreader 1/12/2019 A creature card cast this way has Mulldrifter’s characteristics until it leaves the battlefield or leaves the stack other than by resolving. These characteristics are copiable values of that object.
Tantusar: casting a card as if it were mulldrifter literally means it's mulldrifter
atrociouslyambisinister: I'm very intrigued by the fact that one of the HONKs has an exclamation and one doesn't
Ringo_The_Monkey: Sounds like rivals of aether music
KriegerSan: !local
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrCAMERON lrrJAMES
chaostreader: @pharmacistjudge oh. So it allows you to make all your creatures mulldriftor. Okay.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so fine
Wonderdoc: It‘s 5am , I should probably sleep
thomturtle: They're really fine. So many beautiful boys.
TemporallyAwry: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:03 PM
Dryhad: lrrFINE
FadedOverseer: coffee pong wheel spin for the loser?
banachspacebar: We have assembled two of the magic players
NrgSpoon: it was some version of the tower of heaven theme, anyway
atrociouslyambisinister: Come on and Slameron, and welcome to the Jameron
Tantusar: Concede!
e_bloc: Bomnibardment
SirZapdos: {{DECKNAME}}
Alas_Babylon: Black shirt, black nails, bl-... red deck?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH!
Kaszoski: Other magic players got sacrificed to the gunk slug
LRRbot: Flamewave Invoker [2R] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [2/2] | {7}{R}: Flamewave Invoker deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.
atrociouslyambisinister: matching him step for step!
flatluigi: did cam pick up the izzet mage card
SirZapdos: cam playing izzet. shocked pikachu face
simriel: Good to see Cam being back on form
Donutholez: pauper allstar
LRRbot: Azra Bladeseeker [2R] | Creature — Azra Warrior [3/2] | When Azra Bladeseeker enters the battlefield, each player on your team may discard a card, then each player who discarded a card this way draws a card.
chesul: Serge, you had a onedrop!
atrociouslyambisinister: Ayy, I'm Battlebond over here?
LRRbot: Battle-Rattle Shaman [3R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target creature get +2/+0 until end of turn.
j0xer: graham also had t1 BoP
topdecksland: two birds of paradise from graham
atrociouslyambisinister: Serge I don't think that's a turn 3 format
itsr67: good ol battle rattle
SirZapdos: what's a battle?
flatluigi: yay cameron
LRRbot: Dream Cache [2U] | Sorcery | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand both on top of your library or both on the bottom of your library.
Pharmacistjudge: Battle-Rattle Shaman...my card of choice to teach judges about combat shortcuts
j0xer: that's from mirage or something
ritchards: not Izzet, just blue
Mithgar: Dream Cache MUCH older than Commander
monosceros: brainstorm with options?
Mox_Hagdorm: That was in 6th, Cam...
Donutholez: i have this from mirage
SirZapdos: dream cash
Syntheticuh: is that a 3 mana brainstorm lol
DolGrenn: But they can go on bottom
Syntheticuh: sorcery speed at that?
itsr67: gotta clear your dream cache
TheMalteseFalchion: can send 'em to the bottom, so it almost has a fetch built in
Viperion_NZ: CASH or KAYSH - go!
myrddinthewizard: Did you draw 3?
TheMalteseFalchion: not awful, all things considered
JohnPraw: I used to love that card.
PiGuy2000: Are you brainstorming wrong with a sorcery that can put them on the bottom without a shuffle effect
TemporallyAwry: Can you Brainstorm wrong in a limited environment without Brainstorm? Probably, yeah.
atrociouslyambisinister: Well it's a sorcery which is just like Brainstorm
skeltal_streams: I'm still relatively new, how do you brainstorm wrong?
Pharmacistjudge: eh, i'll take Recall or Walk
skeltal_streams: like, on your turn?
Zalbaag: Brainstorm is a sorcery, and Timewalk is just an explore
e_bloc: Brainstorm is a sorcery that can be cast as an instant in response to discard spells
monosceros: we do have 5 mana brainstorm on a 5/5 body in standard
atrociouslyambisinister: @skeltal_streams turns out you can't brainstorm right
chesul: ah, but wouldn't craterhoof be amazing if it had haste?
Kaszoski: Using brainstorm at any time constitutes it being wrong
LRRbot: Bestial Menace [3GG] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token, a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, and a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
SirRebralPaulsy: !card flamewave invoker
LRRbot: Flamewave Invoker [2R] | Creature — Goblin Mutant [2/2] | {7}{R}: Flamewave Invoker deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.
QberryMuffin: Cam is Winning the nice nails game
ElektroTal: cone of creatures
Mox_Hagdorm: !card brainstorm
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Kaszoski: Not using it is also wrong
Pharmacistjudge: Cone of tokens
atrociouslyambisinister: @pharmacistjudge wait is ancestral actually a sorcery?
simriel: See? Sorcery
j0xer: Cone of Game
itsr67: @skeltal_streams It's an ongoing joke that you can never brainstorm in the best most "right" way possible
Quillpaw: zendikar snake or riot
atrociouslyambisinister: !card ancestral recall
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
Dryhad: I bet they also told you that "Trebuchet" is isn't pronounced like bucket?
simriel: @Pharmacistjudge I always called it Cone of Dudes XD
niccus: alphabetical, starting with spelling out p/t
Kaszoski: Three buckets
Perivale: James demands tribute
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
silvalunae: I'm jealous of Cameron's nails omg
1y1e: yesssss
LRRbot: Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, cards you own that aren't on the battlefield lose all card types, costs, names, and abilities and become red sorceries named Missile that cost {R} with "Missile deals 2 damage to any target."
Naarius: oh snap
notthepenguins: oh no
e_bloc: delve 4
raaabr: SNap seems way too good
Mr_Bitterness: Everything is Shock!
Kaszoski: So turns your hand to shocks
ElektroTal: MAGIC MISSILE
TheMalteseFalchion: Shocking!
Donutholez: wuuuuut
JohnPraw: Nice flasback.
Dryhad: It's the "Oh hi!" snake too, right?
Perivale: Oh god that card would be so broken in so many formats
tenthtechpriest: neat
Quillpaw: yes! the best snake!
PiGuy2000: Have you considered SHOCK
Kaszoski: "I don't know"
Mox_Hagdorm: I want Bombardment for my cube
JakeKamas: three red floating
LRRbot: Dominus of Fealty [{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Spirit Avatar [4/4] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may gain control of target permanent until end of turn. If you do, untap it and it gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Wheel of Fate | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{1}{R} / Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Donutholez: oooohhh
NrgSpoon: you can't
Viperion_NZ: Wheel of Fate has no text
dtrain_67: Can't do that
itsr67: Judge
TheBorzoi: You can't cast it normally because of Bombardment
ElektroTal: wait, he can't
flatluigi: can't do that
Ryavis: Holy card disadvantage batman.
ipoddodd: Can't, right?
DoctorOfBeard: can't do that
WowoT: cant do that
DolGrenn: The spell is a Missile, you can't cast Wheel of Fate as anything else
Diabore: loses all abilities
Alas_Babylon: He can't, it has no text
Bakufreak: Judge?
Mornish: can't suspend
JohnnyCatz: well, ordering was wrong
Perivale: Exactly wheel of fortune
SirRebralPaulsy: can't do
BrindleBoar: It's a Missile
Kaszoski: It's a missle
SirRebralPaulsy: no go
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can you do that?
ElektroTal: but just say he did it before he bombards
carpeamentum: he could do it in a different order
ipoddodd: No text
orimazer: it has no abilities
itsr67: Missile
migelino164: It loses the ability to suspend
NrgSpoon: bombardment erased its text
BlandSpice: Wheel of fate has no other text. It's "Missile"
SuitablyEpic: he just did it in a different order. let it go chat
JohnnyCatz: ordering was bad
j0xer: could have wheeled first
flatluigi: do it before hand imo
PiGuy2000: Wheel of Fate isn't a wheel of fate, it is a missle
itsr67: just reorder it
Spacecarl: can just say he did it first
JohnPraw: Just reorder.
LRRbot: Revive [1G] | Sorcery | Return target green card from your graveyard to your hand.
TheMalteseFalchion: Downside of having a judge watching over your match :D
LRRbot: Fires of Yavimaya [1RG] | Enchantment | Creatures you control have haste. / Sacrifice Fires of Yavimaya: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
e_bloc: woof
j0xer: whelp that wheel wasn't going off anyway
KamikaziManiac: Fires + Cone of Dudes :(
Pharmacistjudge: serge get more tokens ready
simriel: Nah, It was First Blood Part 2 :P
LRRbot: Bestial Menace [3GG] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token, a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, and a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
ElektroTal: cone of friends
itsr67: whoa
TemporallyAwry: Lets hope he drew a board-wipe.
Donutholez: it's just JUNGLE BOOK!
itsr67: james going from 0 to 60
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Dedwrekka: "I cast Wheel of Time. It keeps going for the next 14 games"
Chirium: raging sword tooth in hand
LRRbot: Raging Swordtooth [3RG] | Creature — Dinosaur [5/5] | Trample / When Raging Swordtooth enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each other creature.
LoadingReadyRun: Donutholez the snake was not a friend in Jungle Book :P
DMGlol: rip snakes
flatluigi: fires of yami yugi
rolanddegil: that was a gruul deck alright
itsr67: consume the snakes to gain +2/+2
atrociouslyambisinister: @dedwrekka I cast wheel of time. all players must develop a nervous tic
Feminine_Desires: fires is one of my most favourite cards.
KingXicor: I approve of the Gruul victory.
sing_o_muse: BIG CARTOGRAPHY
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun they aren't friends here but, https://youtu.be/YNtmAvwULQQ
ElektroTal: fires of yams and yugi
flatluigi: BWOM
Edgeng: ominous
Jorge4hg: uuhh
j0xer: !y
AtrusOfMyst: KUK
Mox_Hagdorm: The drop!
Loonatic93: Fires of Yamamaya: The lost episode of Azumanga Daioh.
mixenmatch: ?!
DoctorOfBeard: er...
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
dtrain_67: Paul?
sir_jack_DB: lrrHONK
Quillpaw: mawp
AtrusOfMyst: LUL
sir_jack_DB: lrrHORN
Perivale: Panicbasket
atrociouslyambisinister: What was that bass
dtrain_67: lrrHORN
thraximore: wheelerGuts
AtrusOfMyst: !honk
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrFINE
Fenhl: !y
LRRbot: Kird Ape [R] | Creature — Ape [1/1] | Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
A_Dub888: !y
dalmash64: could have suspended at eot
Juliamon: The classic mistake of trusting chat.
Mornish: wheelerGuts
DoctorOfBeard: inception?
dangerous_safety: its the kids
Mox_Hagdorm: The Kids!
atrociouslyambisinister: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Pharmacistjudge: we're playing zoo
Donutholez: James is going Old school zoo!
LRRbot: Deep Freeze [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/4, has defender, loses all other abilities, and is a blue Wall in addition to its other colors and types.
atrociouslyambisinister: oh no
monosceros: Kird Ape, the Mild Nacatl
djalternative: I'm glad I caused that
itsr67: it's now a chilly chimp
Feminine_Desires: both kird ape and wild nacatl are in this set
LRRbot: Thunder Drake [3U] | Creature — Elemental Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Thunder Drake.
atrociouslyambisinister: Cool your jets kird ape