TehAmelie: too late, you're chat's Dr Math Guy now
JohnLockeCole: any time someone quotes you very large percent changes examine the base value to see if it is very small
malc: it'd be nice if getting a reasonable price for an internet/phone contract didn't involve playing grumpy-call-centre-roulette
TehAmelie: you're both right
TehAmelie: my isp at least lets you do it in chat on their website
TehAmelie: though, surrealistically, the guy had to call me to offer the discounted internet
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian takes over Play it Foward and he's checking out Shenmue 3. Game: Shenmue 3) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (8m from now).
TehAmelie: maybe they only get evaluated on their service of phone calls. . .
JohnLockeCole: For outbound? nahh just call volume and number of persons made contact with
JohnLockeCole: if it's any consolation, nothing makes a call center staff sadder than coming to work and hearing "new outbound campaign"
TehAmelie: everyone's unhappy, and yet text messages and emails are right there
DarkMorford: Hey chat! Let's find us some sailors!
ElementalAlchemist: Where do sailors hang out?
ElementalAlchemist: Would you like to play a game of Lucky Hit?
Juliamon: Who cares about sailors, we have a FORKLIFT
ElementalAlchemist: Do you know where I can find a man named Lan Di?
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SnivianMoon: How many sailors can we carry around with the forklift?
TehAmelie: Blue Oyster bar?
Juliamon: (and also roughly 300 fishing lures)
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, we have so many lures
SnivianMoon: And also 500 cabbages.
ElementalAlchemist: So disgustingly many lures
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ElementalAlchemist: which we couldn't sell
r10pez10: ooooh
TehAmelie: last i remeber we sold all but a couple of each. but now i think i missed most of a stream
ElementalAlchemist: oh, right
SnivianMoon: I see...
ElementalAlchemist: We just couldn't sell them as a set for bonus money
ElementalAlchemist: even though we had a full set
ElementalAlchemist: :/
Earthenone: it just isent a set without a white lure
TehAmelie: because we fished the whole disgusting sea of lures just to get ONE white
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, had we gotten rid of the white lure at that point? I forgot I guess
SnivianMoon: It's a bit confusing - You can sell every set for money, but only certain sets can be EXCHANGED for move scrolls.
SnivianMoon: The game is obtuse about this.
ElementalAlchemist: I remember getting like a jillion lures to fin da white one
TehAmelie: and that was for a kid
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ian it forward
Kikazi: katesLurk
CaptainSpam: I suddenly got a mental image of Ze Frank saying "Shenmue" in his True Facts voice, and now you have that image, too.
TehAmelie: ohaio
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, it's tiltyhouse's brand
Stoffern: spind?
CaptainSpam: Cold mic?
ElementalAlchemist: starting the stream muted
Cw3040: c o l d m i c?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Good old silent movie Ian
Kikazi: uh... jamieMute ?
Stoffern: ehr, sound
r10pez10: muted start
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Stoffern: thank you
Kikazi: there we go
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Kikazi: sergeHi
r10pez10: i mean it _looked_ good
TehAmelie: more Shenmues than ever before!
Juliamon: We can't hear you over Shenhua's narration
ElementalAlchemist: Here we are indeed
kaffeetrinken89: now we have doubletalk
Drakas: hello
FinalShowFilms: Huh, I accidentally opened the stream up right on time without realizing this was happening
Stoffern: A lot of rolling on top?
r10pez10: it's been 2020 for five year
r10pez10: s
Jorge4hg: precious dub
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SnivianMoon: Shenmue wouldn't be Shenmue without that delicious, specific dub.
Drakas: ian pll still like subtitles
CaptainSpam: Surprisingly, dubbed Shenmue is the only correct way to experience it.
Taichanie: What is Ian drinking?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are you sure that you're sure?
Juliamon: It looked like a Fancy Feast
r10pez10: it's breakfast
JohnLockeCole: Hello Friends, so three games in, have we figured out where sailors hang out yet?
TehAmelie: good old sheetless bed, our only friend
Sarah_Serinde: I thought we figured that out back in game 1
TehAmelie: okay it has a sheet, just not for us
SnivianMoon: Jeans: The fashionable pajamas!
JohnLockeCole: the bed has sheets tho, we just slept on top of it
Spacecarl: sleeping with his shoes on. the absolute monster
CaptainSpam: "Right. Morning. That's what happens after enough time passes at night."
r10pez10: so what are these games about?
Cw3040: I mean I'd probably respond with "What aren't these games about"
JohnLockeCole: Tiny bannana or huge hand?
Juliamon: r10pez10 Talking to people until you find someone to fight to progress the plot
Jorge4hg: and the sailors
DarkMorford: Huh. Just looked it up, they actually were able to get the same voice actor (Corey Marshall) for Ryou as the original Shenmue. I wonder what his thoughts are on the, erm, "quality" of the voice direction.
TehAmelie: protip: if you need to keep warm, putting your clothes on top of you is better than wearing them
BubbaRad: one question: is Tom in this game?
TehAmelie: (when sleeping)
Taichanie: He was killed for stealing an apple.
J4YMZ_519: ive heard good things about this series.. upon first looks.. i dont have any ambition.
D1cey1: That knife handling...
r10pez10: !game pretty
Juliamon: J4YMZ_519 The series was good for its time, but the mechanics have not aged well
Jorge4hg: it's niche like a cult
Drakas: you know the thing that is anoying about this game is the holes in the doors
SnivianMoon: Shenmue is this weird, plodding, peculiar and often inscrutable series. And for some reason I love it to death.
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Jorge4hg: i agree ian, i recommend yakuza too
NightValien28: this is uncanny valley the game
Cw3040: Ok Ian. 1. Yes. 2. YES. 3. Yakuza 0 is a really good start for these kind of games in general
TehAmelie: well, well, well
NightValien28: the well is too important
Drakas: there doing well i see
Juliamon: It wants to make sure you know exactly what's going on, with no ambiguity. And in doing so, it ends up becoming impossible to understand.
Jorge4hg: well, i see
johnhelix: That old man has a GIANT MOUTH.
JohnLockeCole: Shenmue is something you either love, or find *utterly* impenetrable, I am in the second group personally, but Ian Does make it fun, so I appreciate these streams
Cw3040: @JohnLockeCole
Cw3040: yes
TehAmelie: the answer is always blue whale
Cw3040: ian makes a lot of things fun
Drakas: next is the fabled tree goat
Cw3040: even 24 hours of racing games
r10pez10: there's a huge juxtaposition between smooth skin and wrinkles
Jorge4hg: no i haven't
ElementalAlchemist: wait, progress? In a Shenmue game? What's that?
TehAmelie: Ryu's bandaid is containing his wrinkles, like Dorian Gray's portrait
r10pez10: play it steady
SnivianMoon: Progress in a Shenmue game is about five days or so of in-game time to learn where a specific person is.
johnhelix: This is Play It Forward. Which means that occasionally we must Play It in order to move Forward.
Cw3040: Ian, Tiltyhouse is your backdoor into starting I, Horner again isn't it
RockPusher: dyketaWave dyketaWave dyketaWave tiltyhEXTREME
TehAmelie: so much corn. is it the cows' feed?
r10pez10: fresh hot
TehAmelie: i find it weird they're using paper like that
Trumbon3: super fresh and hot
Robot_Bones: its the game that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Ian started playing it not knowing what it was and he'll continue playing it forever just because it is the game that never ends
ElementalAlchemist: Please don't remember that
TehAmelie: China may have invented it but they can't have infinite paper laying around a small village
TheMoatman: You want to use the other seat on your motorcycle
r10pez10: ah the head size
r10pez10: aaaah
Juliamon: The children in this game are all terrifying abominations
TheMoatman: I'll take two steamed rabbits, please
TehAmelie: do you have an average steamed bun?
r10pez10: it's a utica expression
raven534: The lines in this game are so repetitive
TheMoatman: I should totally make more bao, it's been a while
flikerz1: eff its 2.14 am night
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TehAmelie: lrrDARK
Cw3040: Goddamnit i'm hungry now and it's 9:15
Jorge4hg: Hi Kathleen
r10pez10: Hej K
Trumbon3: the best tea
TehAmelie: does donkey meat have a name, like pork and beef and that?
r10pez10: mutton? maybe
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not Animal Crossing style :D
TheMoatman: Not in the least
Jorge4hg: conversations, yes let's called them that
TehAmelie: that kid has glasses, he's got to be right
TehAmelie: something "going on"? certainly
Juliamon: Finally, someone who gets it
Sarah_Serinde: I mean...Ryo *is* staying at her home
Sarah_Serinde: Without her father there
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes let's collect fire extinguishers :D
TehAmelie: are they. . .crystal gems?
RockPusher: kathle3HEX tiltyhEXTREME
EscherichiaCole: I do live my balls to be varied
TheMoatman: Good news! We'll *definitely* get a white one quickly this time
Jorge4hg: omg, it's a ball
ElementalAlchemist: Whereas this is not Japan, and the hanging out is weird
TehAmelie: that golf ball was tiny
NightValien28: omg the gacha begins
BrenFu: I see
Trumbon3: I see
TehAmelie: the balls are getting progressively smaller
Jorge4hg: This is cool
TehAmelie: relative to the usual size of the objects
Sarah_Serinde: So, how much of our money are we going to spend on gatcha today :D
SnivianMoon: Just a quick, if dangerous, tip Ian: The complete Gem series sells for 1,050. It's hard to compile, but it's quite a pay day.
ElementalAlchemist: all of it
ElementalAlchemist: obviously
Juliamon: All of it. We can just chop infinite wood to fund it.
TheMoatman: Kathleen, Ian had to go about forty times on an earlier gacha to get the rare fishhook
ElementalAlchemist: Oh
ElementalAlchemist: It's the return of Excite QTE
azureHaights: Oh man, I remember this stage in EBA
ElementalAlchemist: They have Excite QTE 3
NightValien28: I want to know who installed those machines in this village
Ace__of__Hearts: Desert Bus
TehAmelie: hey, a full arcade hall. we didn't even have that in metropolitan areas of Sweden in the heydays of arcades
NightValien28: oh look its desert bus
r10pez10: LRRmans changed
TheMoatman: This has far more gameplay than Desert Bus
NightValien28: is this the next episode of roadquest?
r10pez10: !gant
ElementalAlchemist: Desert Bus is not difficult until you're struggling to maintain any amount of focus
TehAmelie: if you can go for eight hours of this i'll eat my hat
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, the Fursuit Vehicle
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SK__Ren: Is this the sequel to Desert Bus? Desert 4 Door Sedan?
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azureHaights: Are you going to get 300 more?
r10pez10: i appreciated that, ian
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, they also have QTE Title 2!
TehAmelie: we have a big wheel ticket. are we going to collect the whole big ride?
Mysticman89: very on the nose
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MousseFilledCat: Shenmue with Kathleen and Ian? This seems like an awesome stream.
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Ace__of__Hearts: Shenmue is great if you want to play "fritter away an afternoon simulator"
r10pez10: is this progress?
Hydrite: wow thats the most emotion ive ever seen out of ryo
Jorge4hg: when mega failing isn't enough
TehAmelie: Mass Effect 3 didn't have an arcade hall this great
Ba_Dum_Tish: Quick time punches
r10pez10: oh god it cuts back every time
r10pez10: hahaha
PMAvers: Oh god, I think I've actually played this game IRL.
TehAmelie: ooh, feints now
TheMoatman: This is almost a nice rap beat
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TehAmelie: we got the high score on the first try though
TehAmelie: PrideTake
Hydrite: nah, the score resets every time they unplug the machines
Sarah_Serinde: I'm guessing more prizes that we can sell for money
bv310: Come onnnnn, Scooby Doo plushie
JohnPraw: I never thought I'd say this, but watching Ian play Shenmue makes me want to play Shenmue.
NightValien28: howdy howdy
r10pez10: meowdy
TehAmelie: this store has a wild array of goods
RockPusher: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd fugiBANANA katesLewd
TheMoatman: Apparently the hanging scroll has the best ticket/yuan ratio
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TehAmelie: by the way is the garlic bulb still the best food now that we've discovered dumplings?
Sarah_Serinde: AWildTransgirlAppeared Well boo to losing badges, but congrats! TransgenderPride
Argumentable: so deep
Jorge4hg: that was a thing
TheMoatman: I still have you with a 37 month sub badge, @AWildTransgirlAppeared
azureHaights: Mr. Ke's not here right now, Mrs. Torrance
SnivianMoon: I think black garlic remains the best money to HP ratio.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Thanks! It looks like it did keep it. Got confused on the sub. Haha
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AWildTransgirlAppeared: Welcome @Fumakotaro_
TehAmelie: do you know where your towel is?
SnivianMoon: Oh! Tripe. Tripe (next to the garlic) restores a bunch of HP.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Always have your towel.
space_turbulence: it"s a new towel, yes it is!
TheMoatman: Yeah, but you have to eat it less
azureHaights: Is that orangina
r10pez10: the ... pacing
Sarah_Serinde: Well yesterday a couple people said they'd just seen him go home and we should go check his house...and then we played whack-a-mole and went to bed :D
Jorge4hg: I see
samuraitiger19: How is Shenmue III? Is it as bad it sounded before launch?
TehAmelie: the Chinese pronunciation is all over the place, for the record
SnivianMoon: @samuraitiger19 It's exactly what you'd want or expect out of a Shenmue game. Some people love it, others not so much. I'm enjoying it a ton lately myself, but I've always loved the series.
space_turbulence: am I correct that this series started in Japan?
Sarah_Serinde: It did
ElementalAlchemist: Shenmue 1 takes place in Japan, yes
NightValien28: Spacecarl yes then he traveled
ElementalAlchemist: and then he travels to China for Shemnue 2
ElementalAlchemist: and... now he's still in China
DarkMorford: He doesn't give them much time to respond, does he? "Is anyone home? Huh, guess not."
ElementalAlchemist: and like six games from now maybe he'll have made it to the next village over
TehAmelie: better be careful harassing the chickens
TehAmelie: videogames are weird about that
RockPusher: fugiChicken danicaChicken gabyChicken
samuraitiger19: Does anyone know what happened to the event page?
Juliamon: samuraitiger19 Twitch discontinued it
samuraitiger19: awwww
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball danicaChicken lrrCOW notthatChicken
Jorge4hg: the best
Sarah_Serinde: Way more than 12
SnivianMoon: Just stuff your Jacket with 20 Pineapples.
Alness49: It's Cheat Day!
TehAmelie: we're producing manure for the whole village at thsi rate
space_turbulence: guess it's cheat day XD
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Ian eating a lot of Cauli Mash tonight
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tehcrashxor: Cauliflower? It must be chat day on your diet.
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Jorge4hg: umm yes
LackingSanity_: Doesn't your health only decrease once it's into the yellow?
delta__vee: roaming the countryside with our huge sack of cauliflower
tehcrashxor: *cheat day
TehAmelie: those cabbage heads are gigantic by the way
r10pez10: answer the question, ian :P
Cw3040: Wait, is that the premise of the crapshot "The Diet" #656?
Mysticman89: I suppose people have actually worked out the best health/money items
azureHaights: Nah, I'm willing to go with Chat Day
Sarah_Serinde: Aww but you could've gone to chop wood to fuel your gatcha habit :P
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TehAmelie: fortunately inventory space is no concern
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrHAM
deinonychus24: That man ate like 20 cauliflowers
ElementalAlchemist: "*just shoves his way inside*" --Ryo
Mysticman89: and thick boy couldnt stop him?
TehAmelie: he was a stonecutter, but the stone he could never manage to cut was his own face
NightValien28: hahahha
Trumbon3: why is fed flinstone here
NightValien28: where do stonemansons hang out?
Jorge4hg: ohhh clues
raptorwrangler: Yabba dabba ohayo
AWildTransgirlAppeared: @Trumbon3 You got me. lol
ElementalAlchemist: We're on our third stream and we finally have an idea of where to go :P
Trumbon3: that looked like a chubby willem dafoe
EscherichiaCole: A man with a spider tattoo on his head? Are we looking for Spider Jerusalem?
puckfulish: heyo! the purple-haired boy from starbucks here x'D
space_turbulence: seems like we could have helped him put bis house back together
r10pez10: curfew
orbitaltuna: what does kathleen think of shenmoo so far?
TehAmelie: i believe running about after 9 pm in the village could get you burned as a witch
TheMoatman: Do we know what the Phoenix Mirror is?
Jorge4hg: this conversations *chef kiss*
orbitaltuna: but what if you're heavier than a duck?
ElementalAlchemist: Will we pay him a visit tomorrow, though?
ElementalAlchemist: That seems way faster than anything in this game
TehAmelie: there was a phoenix and a dragon thingy in the intro
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TheMoatman: Elderly people: notably not men
space_turbulence: Protagonist sounds suspiciously like a robot
azureHaights: All day errday can't stop won't stop
orbitaltuna: erryday
r10pez10: so emotive
space_turbulence: actually, city drift for work is a big problem in China
PMAvers: And some of them get hit by a thrown bike by Kiryu.
Mysticman89: I've heard rumours about the elderly I don't particularly want to think about that arent consistent with kathleens claim
r10pez10: this is like listening to two chatbots talking to each other
Trumbon3: hello starbucks person
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
ElementalAlchemist: D&D is great
aWabbajack: I see Shemue 3
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrDARK
aWabbajack: Will there be BNF tonight?
Mysticman89: human food
MousseFilledCat: More awkward conversation.
TehAmelie: cauliflower
TehAmelie: damn i was close
PMAvers: "Can't say I'm a fan of human flesh."
TheMoatman: Oh, Kathleen missed the incredible motorcycle conversation from last stream
Sarah_Serinde: aWabbajack Yup, Kathleen tweeted about it earlier :)
NightValien28: she doesn't like carrots????
MousseFilledCat: I don't like non-human food that you don't eat with your food holes
NightValien28: wow
raven534: That implies that everything else is her favorite
Alness49: Her favourite food is like her conversation. Bland
TheMoatman: Human meat
r10pez10: "i like carrots"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHAM
aWabbajack: awesome did not see tweet earlier today
space_turbulence: these two robots are going to kiss
ZealousCrow: Not liking carrots is pretty common in japan from my understanding
TehAmelie: i hated carrots, before the incident
aWabbajack: hahahaha
NightValien28: omg
Jorge4hg: brilliant
Sarah_Serinde: aWabbajack It was only about half an hour ago :) https://twitter.com/Kathleen_LRR/status/1200958212595306496
PMAvers: "Yeah, lrrEFF my eyes. They're jerks."
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun when did this game come out?
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP coxManleee
orbitaltuna: HA. HA. HA.
azureHaights: I hate carrots. They're coarse and get everywhere.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Is this a bonus Watch & Play?
Juliamon: <HA HA HA>
fiftymcnasty: This conversation is about as thrilling as Birdemic
NightValien28: this hurts me but it is so funny
Stoffern: "nervous laughter"
TehAmelie: i love carrots. they're sweet and healthy
r10pez10: bye K
Jorge4hg: bye kathleen
Sarah_Serinde: Bye Kathleen! lrrDARK
deinonychus24: I am trying to laugh without smiling. It is tough.
Juliamon: !tiltyquote
LRRbot: "You're gonna be subjected to some goddamn puns." — Jacob (via tiltyhouse)
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
RockPusher: later Kathleen
JohnPraw: All the best puns require explanation.
TheMoatman: Bye Kathleen
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon Ahaha I didn't know that was a thing
JohnPraw: bye
ZealousCrow: I really wouldn't consider carrots a distinctive taste honestly
orbitaltuna: but maybe she actually hates daikon
myrddinthewizard: BYE!
space_turbulence: is that why Goku's Saiyan name is Kakarot?
ElementalAlchemist: "Are you good at anything?"
PsybrnetiCToasT: Bye Kathleen! kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
SnivianMoon: Bye Kathleen!
Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde I made it the other day lol
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon katesNice
aWabbajack: animal cooking
ElementalAlchemist: We're good at Roll It On Top, I thikn
TehAmelie: the donkey whisperer
Earthenone: ok...
NightValien28: this got weirder fast
aWabbajack: i see dead people and BT's
TehAmelie: it was just really contrary. stubborn
ElementalAlchemist: hen desu nee
space_turbulence: everyone in this game is a pod person
aWabbajack: excellentSofa
JohnPraw: That could have gone better.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
TheMoatman: Shenhua will remember this
Jorge4hg: gacha
Mysticman89: I did not realise this is a modern game based on the gameplay ive seen thus far
ElementalAlchemist: All of these
aWabbajack: Gambling! I cannot stop playing the slots!
TehAmelie: i believe in it like i believe in water dowsers, who consistently fail to find water in tests unless they already know it's there
aWabbajack: painful for the mom
niccus: i wonder how difficult it would be to go through life irl given these conversation options
ElementalAlchemist: It's Lucky Hit
SnivianMoon: Oh no. This is going to be good.
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying
ElementalAlchemist: oh never mind
Earthenone: umm
Jorge4hg: umm
MousseFilledCat: Uhh....
ElementalAlchemist: I mean, let's see what this is I guess
myrddinthewizard: lrrFINE
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Get a Nicolas Cage in here!
space_turbulence: I'll take your face...off!
NightValien28: this is it, this is how we die
Mysticman89: this better be an improvement on knifey knifey
Jorge4hg: wtf
NightValien28: OH GOD
Juliamon: teeth
myrddinthewizard: AAAAHHHHH
ElementalAlchemist: wait
ZealousCrow: wtf
Jorge4hg: AHHHHH
ElementalAlchemist: OK, 1. her face, and 2. why does she get to go second
deinonychus24: That is not how that game works. Rock paper scissors is not turn-based.
NightValien28: this hurts
ElementalAlchemist: We need to demand that she gets to go first
Kazman20a: could they not model the hand animations????
RockPusher: unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay
TehAmelie: i always win picking paper first. i think everyone has this idea everyone likes scissors and go for rock
MathomKeeper: Paperface is a good Weezer b-side
Jorge4hg: loading ready live face off
aWabbajack: sleep with watch on that's common too?
Juliamon: Kazman20a Have you seen the feet? There's no way they could model the hands.
aWabbajack: Happy Bath DaY!
ElementalAlchemist: woo!
Jorge4hg: happy birthday
TehAmelie: meanwhile in Canada
Himyul: does that mean you're going to move like one of those freaky children?
MathomKeeper: Omedetou!
myrddinthewizard: Ah, I see the sleeping in clothes things hasn't changed.
ElementalAlchemist: Happy birthday! PartyHat
SnivianMoon: Don't forget daily banana!
Juliamon: Daily fruit
Argumentable: A banana a day keeps the doctor away
TehAmelie: that huge gourd, can we pick it?
aWabbajack: Ryo: I had horrible sleep, forgot my CPAP machine in Japan
TehAmelie: it's hard to guess what food is decorative
FinalShowFilms: Ian continues to lie to this girl about looking for her dad.
space_turbulence: you know, I really don't remember Shenmue 1 being this...hollow and alien-feeling?
Earthenone: Tao-Get
space_turbulence: but I was young
SnivianMoon: Aw yeah. Time for exciting CHOP
TehAmelie: Tao-Get sounds like a horrible pun on China and Target
aWabbajack: Ai-yaah time
Alness49: When do the cats start dancing?
MathomKeeper: Yeah, this is some Shenmue-ass Shenmue
SnivianMoon: It's the Shenmue-ist
Jorge4hg: in the shemue scale this is a 3/3 shenmues
TehAmelie: i think you just have to understand the game's perspective and eyeball it
Blightfight: Pulling out that Sega Genesis Music.
aWabbajack: we in the danger zone or immigrant song!
Argumentable: now this is some wood-choppin music
MathomKeeper: Toe to tip, that’s a Shenmue
TehAmelie: Chop Chop, as Master Onion teaches us
ElementalAlchemist: Always chop twice. That way we can spend half of it on gachapon.
Dog_of_Myth: Chop. That. Wood.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: This game is all over the place. Right now it feels like Fable
SnivianMoon: I love that Uncle Tao supervises the whole time.
PsybrnetiCToasT: That’s it.
aWabbajack: Turnip is Paul's go to default name when making characters right?
space_turbulence: guess I was a little too young to get a good sense of it. really I mostly remember the gachapon minigames
MathomKeeper: Choppin like a champ
TehAmelie: in my headcanon he's watching to make sure you don't run off and sell his axe for more than a year's salary
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: Go Ian!
aWabbajack: also a pun for James?
FinalShowFilms: Most people get very excited when you hit it just right.
SnivianMoon: That's some good chopin'!
MrPandaaaGaming: i dont know what im watching, but it has ian so i think i will be weirdly entertained
TehAmelie: !quote chopin
LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
TheMoatman: He's chopped before any he'll chop again
gearmonkey35: Yooooo, if anyone has some disposable income and wants to help, I have a stream here that's donating to extra life (if this is against the rules of this channel let me know)
PsybrnetiCToasT: !quote chop
LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
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MathomKeeper: Wow! There was a Chopin quote in there!
Juliamon: gearmonkey35 Save it for after the stream, please
PsybrnetiCToasT: katesTry @lrrbot
gearmonkey35: You got it
ElementalAlchemist: Where did the Chopin quote come from?
Jorge4hg: the lue gimmie the lure
TehAmelie: that'll be 200 yuan
TheMoatman: there was a rhythm cave game
Jorge4hg: low kid
aWabbajack: Ryo: how about i buy the meds?!
TheMoatman: I'm letting that typo stand
TehAmelie: or, how much did we pay for that one?
Jorge4hg: that was low
Bakufreak: NotLikeThis
TheMoatman: With a ressurected chopin
TehAmelie: if you have diamond p, see a doctor "immediately"
Jorge4hg: one time
MathomKeeper: If it last four hours or more, anyway
SnivianMoon: Just a note: If you hit an Emerald P, that's the rare of the set, and it might be worth it to try to get the whole set even after getting the diamond for the kid.
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
Jorge4hg: omg
SnivianMoon: NO SCOPE
Earthenone: lrrSACK
Mysticman89: nailed it
myrddinthewizard: 1st TRY!
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGOAT
Argumentable: okay then
Jorge4hg: you did it
TheMoatman: One and done
TehAmelie: lrrGOAT
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
MousseFilledCat: Yeah, what I'm hearing with a closed tab is different
SnackPak_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
JohnPraw: You're good at this game.
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
PsybrnetiCToasT: lrrGOAT
Blightfight: AmAZING
Runebucket: you're a wizard ian
PMAvers: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PsybrnetiCToasT: lrrSACK lrrGOAT lrrSACK
space_turbulence: heeeeeeeellllll yeah!
Juliamon: benginTry
Jorge4hg: lrrSACK lrrSACK
CaptainSpam: Roll 1d8 to complete subquest.
EscherichiaCole: Best at Gacha!
RainyMint: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
MathomKeeper: This man is gaming
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginLucky seabatBRAIN lrrSACK
Runebucket: pig = old man
dangerous_safety: you're starting to hear what the animals are saying
PMAvers: "Okay, child, put your hands on this rock-hard p"
TehAmelie: not even a bonus for the fast work? this boss baby is the worst
Argumentable: i like how you just completely ignored that little girl
space_turbulence: heck yeah, re-used dialogue!
CaptainSpam: MAIL TIME!!!
Earthenone: suprises?
Runebucket: WHAT? A GUNDAM?
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Jorge4hg: ian are you okay?
Ba_Dum_Tish: That was a sound
MousseFilledCat: Hah!
AWildTransgirlAppeared: I can give my P away?!? That would save me soooo much money.
niccus: congratulations!
ElementalAlchemist: WHAT?!
SnackPak_: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME
TheMoatman: MG?
D1cey1: Best gundam
Runebucket: THE gundam
TheMoatman: YEEEEE\
Jorge4hg: THE gundam
Bakufreak: PogChamp
Mysticman89: is it princess auto
myrddinthewizard: YEAH!
Blightfight: It's a 7/11 gunam?
Riandisa: Awesome
MousseFilledCat: Woo!
Blightfight: Amazing.
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME
PsybrnetiCToasT: That’s too good
myrddinthewizard: !quote luck
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: lrrAWESOME tiltyhEXTREME
Aarek: lrrAWESOME
Blightfight: Quick, buy a lotto ticket!
TheMoatman: Wow, there are *multiple* 7/11 Gundpla
Dog_of_Myth: Congrats Ian!
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote luck
LRRbot: Quote #286: "Good luck Cam! - Get out." —Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
TehAmelie: my grandma turned 91 today and her reaction to her birthday presents was only slightly more intense than Ian there
Mysticman89: so the kid didnt give you anything? No magiccal knick nacks?
SnivianMoon: You get a reward from the kid, but you have to find him again.
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Nope @Mysticman89 Kid just fleeced him
CaptainSpam: 7-Eleven has numerous promotional tie-ins in Japan. I know there were frustratingly a few outfits in Splatoon 2 you couldn't get outside of Japan (until Nintendo later offered them for My Nintendo points).
myrddinthewizard: You can't tell that grandma what to like!
Sarah_Serinde: I suspect appropriate viewing for 91-year-olds is "whatever they want"
space_turbulence: 91 year olds have seen wilder shit than you, Ian XD
TehAmelie: she'll be extremely confused just if i tell her a man on the computer said it
Robot_Bones: everything is, they made it to 91, they earned the right to watch what ever
Mysticman89: Could absolutely see some enterprising kids just casually hunting for suckers visiting the village
ElementalAlchemist: No one tell Jacob that there's a fishing minigame
TehAmelie: no fungi are getting these tree stumps
aWabbajack: mrweebShroom mrweebShroom mrweebShroom
Mysticman89: another fetch quest is the best reward for fetch quests.
r10pez10: i feel like every interaction in this game is at least three times longer than it needs to be
TheMoatman: Wow there are a lot, actually
SnivianMoon: Shenmue 3: The quest for more Licorice.
TehAmelie: i want to find wild licorice just once
TheMoatman: There's a 7/11 Acguy
ZeniteZero: Hi chat, hi Ian! I just cooked my first sous vide steak, and I'm super happy with how it turned out daphLove
Juliamon: I love Acguys and also anything aquatic (Hy-Gogg etc)
TheMoatman: All the acquatic Zeon suits were rad
TehAmelie: just lie down and graze the field one bite at a time
Runebucket: I've always been fond of the dom and it's variants
Runebucket: rick dom babeeey
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Het @ZeniteZero
TheMoatman: But my favorites were always the dom series
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Hey*
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:26.
ZeniteZero: Indeed! lrrHEART
TheMoatman: Rick Dom is one of my favorite mobile suit names
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote gundam
LRRbot: Quote #3758: "Just Gundam out..." —Cameron [2016-12-16]
FinalShowFilms: I understand it's not what it sounded like, but I just heard Ian say "I'm all up on Doms."
TehAmelie: the 1980s cop movie music was. . .incongruous
Lord_ZYRK: Ian that is the MOST helpful. How dare you.
TheMoatman: There are also multiple Bearcguy (bear acguy) 7/11 gunpla
TehAmelie: is she older than she looks? didn't she ask about this yesterday?
MathomKeeper: Come on Ryo, no small talk skills at all
Dog_of_Myth: Everything is coming up Ian!
myrddinthewizard: Sup G!
TehAmelie: do you have enough to share with the whole chat?
PsybrnetiCToasT: lrrCREEPL M O U T H T A S T E lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: Are they mochi because I want :P
RockPusher: Neil Ciceraga's Mouth Memories?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: But how is the mouthfeel?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mail time to be seen in a month or so
Sarah_Serinde: I'm jealous, Ian
TheMoatman: That sounds optimistic
TehAmelie: they're learning yoga, clearly
tighe143: Lol today is definitely your day today!
ElementalAlchemist: What is this?
SnivianMoon: It's the hot new dance sweeping the village.
Mysticman89: he is sooo happy
GDwarf: His mouth is unsettling
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
r10pez10: i think it's called flossing
NightValien28: its his paper face
ElementalAlchemist: That's not a talking style of mouth
ZeniteZero: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: whyy the crotch shot
NightValien28: NO
CaptainSpam: Go straight in any direction from the Sunflower Grove, and we'll see you in a matter of hours here in the city of fine music.
GDwarf: There is something very uncanny valley about the kids' faces
Lord_ZYRK: Whyyy Ian BibleThump
TheMoatman: Well you go straight from the sunflower grove toward the rainbow basin
Jorge4hg: good job ryo
CaptainSpam makes sure he got his reference right
r10pez10: chun li??
TehAmelie: i'm kung fu level 7!
Mysticman89: oh this is an appropriately aged female. didnt we establish it was all elderly and kids?
Lord_ZYRK: She wanna have a scrap?
r10pez10: she might be a visiting fighter too, mystic
Lord_ZYRK: She wanna have a scrap PogChamp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Show me your moves
r10pez10: it's an octagon, technically this is MMA
MathomKeeper: Show me what you got
grennysohail: this looks like a old fighter game
GDwarf: So, I can only assume that while in school Ryo took Chinese lessons, and was quite good at them.
Juliamon: Is it an octagon? It looks more like a decagon
SquareDotCube: Watch out for her flying bird kick!
Dog_of_Myth: Just parry all the kicks....
TehAmelie: i think he's had like immersion classes with Shenhua
ElementalAlchemist: Looks pretty octagon to me
ZeniteZero: Wombat
r10pez10: she's sure had a lot of practice to make the same noises all the time
TheMoatman: I think it might be a nonagon
ElementalAlchemist: oh, maybe not. it's sort of hard to tell
ElementalAlchemist: I was just thinking that
r10pez10: i can't actually tell how many sides it had now
Juliamon: We can split the difference with a nonagon
TehAmelie: *sweat drop* wait, everyone i fight levels up?
ZeniteZero: LUL
TheMoatman: Wait ian please point the camera at the ring
someusername5: time to spare or time to spar
r10pez10: no, _i'm_ sorry
Jorge4hg: i see
r10pez10: alexa, how many sides does the sparring ring have in shenmoo three
TheMoatman: Okay, I found an image and I now think it's an octagon
r10pez10: i like those subtitles with no context
Reecer6: Not gonna lie, that looks like a decagon to me.
TheMoatman: No I lied. I think it's a nonagon again from another image
Juliamon: A mystery for the ages
Reecer6: Oh, wasn't paying attention didn't know the issues was 8 or 9.
Juliamon: It was assumed octagon, I guessed decagon
TheMoatman: Sides I assumed were parallel from filling in the missing bits are, in fact, not parallel
r10pez10: i blame weird POV and the fact that this'll never be closed
Reecer6: That looks extremely decagon.
TehAmelie: can't we look at it now, when not fighting`?
TehAmelie: hi again
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 good evening Ian
Sarah_Serinde: Chat is desperate to know how many sides that fight area has :D
TheMoatman: I don't see a pair of opposing sides in any images so I can't 100% tell. Parallel would be decagon, side->vertex would be a nonagon
e_bloc: that is v good
SquareDotCube: Some clear beer
TehAmelie: if the food is greenscreened out, it has no calories
TehAmelie: according to a stream i watched once
GDwarf: I recall being told that sunflowers don't actually track the sun
kenkopin: Immersion broken. Uninstall.
ElementalAlchemist: OK, it's just a weird octagon
Juliamon: Oh wow
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good :D
Juliamon: Boy that is some wild perspective
r10pez10: perspecivwe looks wild
TehAmelie: the depth of field in the game is pretty weird
SK__Ren: It's High Noon
BrowneePoints: Isn't that Purgatory?
cfpreston: yeah, hell time!
myrddinthewizard: Perma-Noon
SnivianMoon: This just makes the huge moon that much more perplexing.
ZeroskieS: look the sun is just hiding okay
RockPusher: cosmosSun sergeScopeCreep gabyShrug
Lord_ZYRK: "This is not real!" - Ian about a video game seabatBRAIN
myrddinthewizard: Ryo took the blue pill.
NightValien28: I believe this is purgatory, ryo died driving a fork lift
TheMoatman: Oh my god I think that's a different ring from the one in this photo
Juliamon: China confirmed not a real place
Robot_Bones: oh my god! we're in a simulation!
Jorge4hg: wow
NightValien28: wow
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well the sun would just be a giant lens flsre
SnivianMoon: Bold of you to presume we don't fish.
NightValien28: we have lures, SIR!
mersharr: rude. push him into the lake, let him _be_ a fish
TehAmelie: statistically, China is real but everywhere else is fake
Lord_ZYRK: JuliamonI have never seen China, and therefore refuse to believe it exists Kappa
r10pez10: kinda wanna see him fall over tbh
TheMoatman: Like, this has to have more sides than that, unless there's a >180 degree FoV https://i0.wp.com/gamingph.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/shenmue-3-wei-zhen-vs-ryo-gph.jpg
GDwarf: Why do we need a wooden training...thing in order to stand perfectly still?
Angnor33: Hand on you hips, Ryo!
myrddinthewizard: It will never get old watching Ryo just cram his head full of cauliflower.
Lord_ZYRK: Get in the damn robot, Ryo
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, I think it's just the weird perspective
TheMoatman: I'm out
Runebucket: get in the horse stance shinji
TheMoatman: "
Alness49: My thighs are aching just watching
TheMoatman: I got like three levels and couldn't
TheMoatman: *two
TehAmelie: he's stancing like there's no tomorrow
Lord_ZYRK: If we are masters of squats, will we be master of poops? 🤔
FinalShowFilms: "I'm sorry your father's killers got away; I had to do squats"
Jorge4hg: get in the jacket
Lord_ZYRK: Uh oh
Lord_ZYRK: I take it all back
SquareDotCube: Make dung like a monk
Ba_Dum_Tish: Super poo. Super poo. Super poo
Lord_ZYRK: "How DOES one shit like a samurai?" "With great honor."
r10pez10: dookie like a bookie
Driosenth: defecate like a dromedary
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Poop like a Pope?
TehAmelie: build a whole bear
Alness49: Drop a deuce like a Daimyo
TheMoatman: Shit like a stonemason
SnivianMoon: Excrete like an Emperor
SquareDotCube: Feces like a fighter
SnivianMoon: We found the plot!
NightValien28: we found him
DarkMorford: Jack Black?
Driosenth: excrete like a elephant
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
ElementalAlchemist: evil plotsman
Lord_ZYRK: Does that mean we get to fight Heimdall?
TheMoatman: Dump like a duke
ElementalAlchemist: That is a pretty cool tattoo though
Jorge4hg: now to cqc the hell out of them
Sarah_Serinde: It sounded like "sure" at one point
r10pez10: gilbert gottfried?
ElementalAlchemist: uh oh, health almost out
TehAmelie: wait a second fellas, i gotta cram thirty cauliflowers into my face
Lord_ZYRK: How many bits for Ian to get a face tattoo Keepo
Driosenth: feculate like a foreman
ElementalAlchemist: 100 million (that's one million dollars worth)
ElementalAlchemist: Enough that he's rich enough not to care what he looks like
ElementalAlchemist: and even then only if he really wants that tattoo
r10pez10: octopoop like an octagon
SquareDotCube: crap like a chap
Juliamon: More like enough that he's rich enough to just say "nah, fuck that" and you can't do anything about it
ElementalAlchemist: (I don't know if one million dollars is enough for that)
Ba_Dum_Tish: The footsies
TehAmelie: void like a victor
ElementalAlchemist: Juliamon: Yeah, when I said that I was thinking about how billionaires can just dress/look however the crap they feel like and what other people think about it doesn't really matter at that point
ElementalAlchemist: unlike normal people who need jobs with dress codes or whatever
TehAmelie: behold my final form!
Sarah_Serinde: He sure does
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SnivianMoon: Does this guy have a stand? I feel like this guy has a stand.
dangerous_safety: excrete like an executor
Juliamon: He looks like he's wearing a muscle suit
myrddinthewizard: Whoa, who invited Conan?
TehAmelie: oh no, he can combos
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow male partial armor to show off the "male" form
ElementalAlchemist: Wait, there's a lady just standing there
TehAmelie: and his stance looks like a grappler
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
ElementalAlchemist: Shouldn't she have run away?
GDwarf: Him!
NightValien28: HIM
CaptainSpam: Sadly, Ryo cannot hammer down energy drinks mid-battle like Kiryu can.
control_rig: Gollum!
Juliamon: Gollum's back!
Lord_ZYRK: 👀 💦
GDwarf: He's suddenly acquired torn-off jorts.
Friedent: what.... did I just come into?
ZeroskieS: my precioussssss
myrddinthewizard: Gollum and Conan, back at it again.
forlornhope22: Is that scroll a clue or a reused asset?
TehAmelie: the camera pan tells me they had sex
Lord_ZYRK: "uh, that take was fine, but. . . can you read the line again but do it a little worse?"
Reecer6: what was that oil drum ever even carrying in this village
TehAmelie: every year, bamboo kills dozens of gamers
dangerous_safety: rumor has it thats he still wanders the bamboo geometry to this very day
TehAmelie: please give generously
Drakas: you dont want to get bamboozled Ian?
forlornhope22: that house violates code!
forlornhope22: you need two exits in case of fire!
TheMoatman: there is zero reason for it to exist if you can get back there anyway
TehAmelie: i think we've had like 50 kg of food today. Ryu is like a hummingbird of cauliflower
ZeroskieS: the OTHER direction Kappa
Reecer6: The other one!
FinalShowFilms: The "Other" direction Ian
r10pez10: A Supercut Of All The Times Ryo Gets Hit On In Shenmoo 3
someusername5: the other one
NightValien28: the other one
ElementalAlchemist: please stop hitting on me
Spluuga: left? :3
SquareDotCube: The direction of the sun, Ian. Kappa
SedaElibri: i wish I got job offers like this guy
TheMoatman: The short-term memory loss strikes again
ElementalAlchemist: It's in the other direction, of course
ZeroskieS: look Ian, its like pressing the ANY key
ZeroskieS: just find the OTHER key
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Juliamon: Is this... a code phrase?
TehAmelie: maybe we can get Shenhua to tell everyone we're sleeping together so they'll stop hitting on us. that seems like a plan with no drawbacks
Mysticman89: garlic does seem like a good ratio
TehAmelie: all these raw vegetables. can't we cook?
dangerous_safety: 80 cauliflower a day keeps your colon contents from running away
TheMoatman: Plus you only have to eat 1/10 as many things
Sarah_Serinde: That's some interesting shapes there
ZeroskieS: don't ask questions Ian
Juliamon: What kind of cow is that
MaladyDark: needs more poly
TehAmelie: that's how you get chocolate milk
TheMoatman: Or get tripe, which is exactly twice as much as garlic and eat 1/20 as many things
ZeroskieS: just accept its an udder and not something else fkoHuh
Mysticman89: be sure not to ask questions you dont want to know the answers to
Lord_ZYRK: It's a Shenmoo breed Kappa
Driosenth: do cows in china have horns or only bulls?
EveningStarComposition: Ummmmm - that’s not how you milk a cow
Drakas: there all bulls
SquareDotCube: A single teat means something else...
Spluuga: thank you for a reference point?
Robot_Bones: funny the one pretending to milk cows is the helpful one
TheMoatman: I mean, bull semen is worth a *lot*
Mysticman89: I think theres a whole process for extraction and storage, and I don't think it's just squat and yank
Lord_ZYRK: What's worth more: a toilet made of solid gold, or a toilet made of solid bull semen?
r10pez10: the bulls just store it themselves
Sarah_Serinde: Also it looked like there were two...udder things? Kind of far apart from each other? I'm very confused
dangerous_safety: i dont think bull semen is collected in buckets
r10pez10: zyrk what the sam hell
MathomKeeper: You work with the tools you have
Spluuga: do you determine bull semen worth by vintage?
Sarah_Serinde: So weird
control_rig: IAN
TehAmelie: my forklift racing trophies for a map
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Boo this man
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginPun
Mysticman89: are you possessed?
Jorge4hg: call luigi
ZeroskieS: nah, she just rude
ZeroskieS: ignoring you passive aggressively
TehAmelie: let's play: deaf or possessed by Satan?
EveningStarComposition: I think the term you’re looking for is “old”
Lord_ZYRK: r10pez10 someone around here needs to ask the important questions
TheMoatman: Now the subs did say "do you for" which does not sound like something this woman would say
Sarah_Serinde: It's really not
pearofsalamanca: just came here and this voice acting is terrible
pearofsalamanca: oh my god
SnivianMoon: I see . . .
CaptainSpam: "Also, I notice you're selling jam. What's it made of?"
TehAmelie: this entire village, and all its mountains, are floating
MathomKeeper: Terrible voice acting is a Shenmue hallmark
Tiber727: Well, there's that cool composure showing.
Spluuga: ooh licorice yaaas
SnivianMoon: The sign said it was the Hermit's Nest indeed.
blessed_rains: oh my god this fucking game
FinalShowFilms: I think more of the blame needs to be levied at the voiceover editing, not the acting itself
ZeroskieS: the VA is done with intent
Mysticman89: Theres a lot about this game that says ps2, despite it being 2019
SquareDotCube: It's definitely Shenmue all right
FinalShowFilms: Also probably the directing.
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun is this the sort of game with a bunch of narrative side-paths
CaptainSpam: Toe to tip, that's a Shenmue.
SnivianMoon: I'm almost positive this game was DIRECTED this way, with regard to the voice acting.
r10pez10: i feel like the stockholm syndrome is with more than just the- yeah
SnivianMoon: Metal Wolf Chaos was the same way.
Tiber727: The voice acting is an acquired taste, much like Limburger cheese.
TheMoatman: Looooot of wood chopping
pearofsalamanca: is the plot any good even
Sarah_Serinde: I do hope these voice acting choices are intentional
r10pez10: plot?
TheMoatman: I don't understand the question. What is a plot?
SnivianMoon: The audio mixing on the HD remake of Metal Wolf Chaos is more than a little broken, but it's still fun!
Tiber727: A plot is where sailors hang out.
pearofsalamanca: i thought shenmue had a plot mate
ZeroskieS: this game was made to be as close to Shenmue 1 and 2 as possible
ZeroskieS: for better or worse
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's what I'm thinking
EveningStarComposition: Seems like everyone in this town is confused a bit
TehAmelie: are they still planning to make the series 15 games by the way?
r10pez10: it's been two streams and i think we've found 2 people to progress the story
ElementalAlchemist: The voice acting wasn't necessarily the primary way of interacting with Metal Wolf Chaos though
pearofsalamanca: how did fromsoftware go from that to their later stuff
pearofsalamanca: like how does that happen
SquareDotCube: All the watermelon! Weight training!
ElementalAlchemist: So it's OK that it was entertainingly bad
Mysticman89: buy hundreds of garlic to impress the ladies.
ElementalAlchemist: whereas in this game it's the main way you plot
pearofsalamanca: you make a shitpost of a game, right, and then you make dark souls, which is full of serious worldbuilding and stuff. how does that happen
SnivianMoon: @pearofsalamanca There's actually a really good video about how Metal Wolf Chaos came to be over on the Super Bunny Hop channel.
TehAmelie: i just saw the garlic is "aged and fermented"
MathomKeeper: Miyazaki happened
pearofsalamanca: @SnivianMoon i saw it and i still don't get it lol
TehAmelie: you could read it as people have eaten THIS garlic since 4000 BC
SnivianMoon: Fair enough!
pearofsalamanca: i mean, i get it, i just don't GET IT
Tiber727: @pearofsalamanca Even Demon's Souls, design-wise, is a continuation of way older games like King's Field.
Lithobraker: Grumbles in 34 cm of snow from last night.
TehAmelie: either way subsisting on black garlic must make your breath wonderful
pearofsalamanca: i'm talking about fromsoftware, actually, not shenmue
GDwarf: pearofsalamanca FROM software's been around for a while, they've made a bunch of different games in different styles and genres, like the Zelda-esque 3D Dot Game Heroes
pearofsalamanca: @GDwarf o shit i forgot they made that haha
SnivianMoon: Oh wow. 3D Dot Game Hero. I haven't thought about that game in ages. It was so good.
Mysticman89: -hua is a very outwards breathing syllable too, to really express the garlic
pearofsalamanca: it's part of that era in gaming where 8-bit nostalgia was still novel
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GDwarf: Yep, 3D Dot Game Heroes let you create custom characters using voxels
pearofsalamanca: voxel engines are kind of a thing in nex machina
SnivianMoon: Yeah, that voxel style was really quite cool. Particularly the fact that you could design your own character for the whole game!
pearofsalamanca: by housemarque
Lithobraker: wasn't no man's sky voxelly?
pearofsalamanca: no, no, voxels are like cubes
pearofsalamanca: unless i'm missing something
SnivianMoon: Oh, it's the fishing lure kid!
Spluuga: oh god nex machina xD
pearofsalamanca: didn't lexaloffle have something involving voxels
pearofsalamanca: iirc
TehAmelie: they thought voxels were going to replace polygons when 3D were young
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Mysticman89: oh, I thought you got a bird carving and the ownership of an entire pawn shop
jschunx: wow, a present in gratitude from a small child? What's it worth?
raven534: I just heard "the kid" instead of "it" and I was mildly disturbed
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun oh my god loadingreadyrun started in 2003. i was 4 when you were first broadcasting
pearofsalamanca: holy crap
pearofsalamanca: i mean as an entity
SnivianMoon: Excuse me while I turn to dust, reading that.
Tiber727: It turns out, adding that whole Z dimension dramatically increases the amount of objects to keep track of.
Driosenth: shame that voxels didn't take off, it would be the logical end of the RedFaction Geomod engine
InquisitorGaia: it feels weird to say that i started watching in 2007, i was a sophmore in highschool at the time
Mysticman89: I cracked 30 this week, I miss my twenties.
johnhelix: Oh weird, that means we're the same age.
Sarah_Serinde: I think I started watching around season 3 or 4, and I was in university
Spluuga: I think it's just the time compressing..
pearofsalamanca: i actually don't know this guy's name
pearofsalamanca: what is it
Sarah_Serinde: I could probably figure it out if I looked things up and did math, but ehh :P
SketchyDetails: each red faction game had less and less geomod
erloas: yep, hitting 40 next year here too
TehAmelie: ditto
InquisitorGaia: @pearofsalamanca well this is Ian steaming
SketchyDetails: The next red faction game will be a cover shooter in a hallway iwth waist high walls every twelve feet
Tiber727: I wish destructible environments took off more. I wanted to believe in Everquest Next, even if I knew it was pie-in-the-sky.
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Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I want to watch that but I probably won't be able to catch it. But that's what vods are for!
Lord_ZYRK: Dammit Sarah, I was three letters short :D
Sarah_Serinde: :D
erloas: you get to punch someone besides red yet?
Sarah_Serinde: Knock 'em out with your breath
pearofsalamanca: this is totally the stereotypical "wizened oriental sage" voice to a t
pearofsalamanca: my god
pearofsalamanca: it's almost uncanny
johnhelix: I turned 39 in October. In celebration, I bought myself a rare, discontinued claw hammer off of ebay, of all things. Because I'm an adult, but not a... practical one?
TehAmelie: that reminds me, this gang may be interested in this boardgame that seems heavily inspired by Keep Talking and Nobody Legos https://www.publishing.brain-games.com/team3
Sarah_Serinde: Being an adult means you get to choose what you do with your money and time
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LackingSanity_: How do you get new attacks?
FarleyF: if one of the fighters is an eccentric guy with an eye patch and calls you "Kiryu" then im out lrrBEEJ
Mysticman89: my birthday involved losing power right before I was gonna order stuff, because the enviroment still trumps adult
Lithobraker: not discounted, discontinued
CaptainSpam: Why does this song sound like "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka is trying to start up?
Sarah_Serinde: Well, you can buy and open gatcha capsules, collect full sets, and exchange them for skill books
Sarah_Serinde: Because that's a sequence that makes sense :D
pearofsalamanca: rip gene wilder, etc., etc.
pearofsalamanca: etc.
niccus: you're not alexander
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TehAmelie: how did he manage to make "you're no simple opponent" sound like an insult?
Robot_Bones: a little bit of skeletor coming in the end of that song
Lithobraker: So when in the came does everyone get mad at you for being Japanese after a flair up in the Senkaku Islands dispute? Kappa
erloas: so Red for a dozen fights then go black and blue in back to back fights
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why would he object to your rank rising
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun is this the same guy who voiced igor in persona 5?
MathomKeeper: These monks sure do sass-talk during fights
pearofsalamanca: oh my god
SketchyDetails: The loss of the muscle suit weighs heavy on Skeletor
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I don't think I caught any Skeletor this year
Mysticman89: garlic>tigers
PrivateBalls: More Garlic get that breathe of the frogs levelled up
Ba_Dum_Tish: Skeletor said all he needed to say
TehAmelie: the best one already? i fear we're overleveled
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you're pretty unlucky in that huh Ian? That's too bad
MousseFilledCat: @pearofsalamanca Doesn't quite seem deep enough
GDwarf: pearofsalamanca I don't think it's Igor's VA, but I think I've heard them before somewhere else
johnhelix: It's the coolest claw hammer ever, though. In the early 2000s Estwing (a tool company) decided to try to completely reinvent the claw hammer with awesome materials science and weird cool design. It was amazing. Except when someone goes to buy a claw hammer, they don't go looking for high tech design, they go looking for a claw hammer. So nobody bought them.
Sarah_Serinde: I'll have to try and find time to catch up on more DB bits that I was asleep for
pearofsalamanca: is the combat in this game any good
kenkopin: Has skeletor sung "Pure Imagination" anywhere?
erloas: can you link us the hammer?
SnivianMoon: Combat feels a bit... wonky. It's been changed even from the older Shenmue games. It's not bad, just different.
TehAmelie: you'd think there would be some training levels in between "fight a plank" and "fight our best master"
TheMoatman: That fight music reminded me of the transformers theme a bit
Friedent: is it time for our favorite book, "Lie down and go the fuck to sleep"?
jschunx: too late to be practicing horse dance
ZeniteZero: No time to horse around LUL
ElementalAlchemist: Lord_ZYRK: Why is there blood on it?
SnivianMoon: Sudden emotion!
Robot_Bones: wow I am ready for the hammer of the future
PMAvers: Sure it will, it'll lead us to the dark side of the Force.
pearofsalamanca: so if my instincts about the plot of shenmue and the pacing are correct, the mystery is still 1% solved
deinonychus24: "In fact, you should show no emotion at all, like me"
ZeniteZero: LUL
PMAvers: Could you just imagine Darth Ryo?
SnivianMoon: Ryo's mind is FULL OF THINGS!
Robot_Bones: oh no I missed it obsessing over hammers
kenkopin: Is she voiced by Siri?
Lord_ZYRK: ElementalAlchemist it's best not to ask questions you don't want the answer to Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
Juliamon: pearofsalamanca I love your username btw (I have one of the resin figures of the pear from back in the day)
myrddinthewizard: uh...lrrWOW
Lord_ZYRK: Also I don't know. I just found it with a web search
pearofsalamanca: @Juliamon oh my god they made that
Juliamon: Yeah, back in 2010
Ba_Dum_Tish: Defeeted
TehAmelie: oh, the shoes do come off
Juliamon: There was a plush too
pearofsalamanca: send feet pics
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
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jschunx: it's a game. where you tear your own face off.
GDwarf: It's a game where they take your *Face*...*Off*!
Dog_of_Myth: Nic Cage?
ElementalAlchemist: No, we're not going first this time
Zu_o: This is a game where you switch faces with nic cage right?
pearofsalamanca: it's called 52 pickup
SnivianMoon: Good ol' rock. Nothing beats that!
Robot_Bones: I think she is making this up
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
erloas: trusty old rock, nothing beats rock
Lithobraker: Jun Kan Po
ZeniteZero: "Ryo, there's a game that is taking the city by storm... Wanna play RAID LEGENDS (TM)?!"
SketchyDetails: Haha, I am a real human person. You face.
GDwarf: "Hi, Ryo"
ZeniteZero: This is so clunky LUL
jschunx: is... she a robot?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
TehAmelie: i like it more than RPS
pearofsalamanca: a man made a variation of rock paper scissors where there are 101 hand gestures
jschunx: are they both robots?
Lord_ZYRK: He hates and loves the Shenmue, as he hates and loves himself. . .
control_rig: What kind of bizarre aliens MADE this game?!
pearofsalamanca: that is correct
SnivianMoon: This is certainly a human game played by human people in their human homes.
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
myrddinthewizard: Teeth
myrddinthewizard: Teeth.
Robot_Bones: : 0
myrddinthewizard: TEETH!
GDwarf: Surely, *surely*, Ryo is familiar with Jan-Ken-Pon.
ElementalAlchemist: Teeth!
Fruan: TEETH
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jschunx: teeth
SketchyDetails: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SnivianMoon: T E E T H
PsybrnetiCToasT: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
myrddinthewizard: Teeth!
ZeniteZero: LUL
ElementalAlchemist: no
Dog_of_Myth: They are meat Popsicles.
pearofsalamanca: rock paper shitters
ElementalAlchemist: We don't want to play Face Off
myrddinthewizard: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Robot_Bones: This is what happens when there is no TV
ElementalAlchemist: We barely want to play Face On
PMAvers: "Well, you see, I take this knife, and I cut your face off.":
ElementalAlchemist: the game where we have a face
forlornhope22: why can't you do what normal young people do!
ZeniteZero: LMAO
deinonychus24: And you make a P sound without using your lips
ElementalAlchemist: Face On®: The game where you have a face.™
ZeniteZero: Ian, plz
Stoffern: This poor village...
Dog_of_Myth: You want more??
jschunx: this man cannot commit to having his shoes off
control_rig: You can't leave Ian. Ian. You can't leave.
ZeniteZero: lrrHERE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
dangerous_safety: this is an alien and a robot trying to convince each other they are humans
PMAvers: Ryo has demonstrated a loop
SketchyDetails: you need to face off more
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pearofsalamanca: this is being sold for 79 dollars in canada
pearofsalamanca: fyi
Robot_Bones: Ian, you died Six years ago
Diabore: there is no death ian, only face off
Drakas: i think id rather die then play face off again
pearofsalamanca: why is this game being sold for 79 dollaras
pearofsalamanca: *dollars
jschunx: why even have a pillow if you're just going to use your arm as a pillow anyway?
Lord_ZYRK: Guess I'll just die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ZeniteZero: *Technically*
Spluuga: rock, paper, scissors, nut?
control_rig: Technically
GDwarf: $6 million in crowd funding, plus a boatload of private funding
erloas: PS. Rock
TehAmelie: wow, someone finally drew a map
Lithobraker: dang, you're pretty buff when you can use your bicep as a pillow.
ZeniteZero: Ternary Sprint. Past Primary and Secondary SPrings.
someusername5: no, it's probably just an unrelated drawing
pearofsalamanca: what i love about this game is that it doesn't get into how china is a totalitarian state, or any of the politics of china at all
DarkMorford: shenhua_home ? face_off : acquire_gacha;
ZeniteZero: This music when taking the fruit LUL
DarkMorford: She did say ternary, right? Kappa
jschunx: juuuuust gonna grab some fruit, why not?
SketchyDetails: A pumpkin. Looks good. Guess I'll take it.
Wikedlyrics: @pearofsalamanca I mean rural China is still like this even today
ZeniteZero: LUL
jschunx: Yakuza: Shenmue
ElementalAlchemist: Shenhua III
TehAmelie: Shenhua similator 2019
pearofsalamanca: yakuza is like shenmue but better
TheMoatman: Shenmuhua
pearofsalamanca: yakuza is what shenmue is like if given actual talent
pearofsalamanca: behind the development
Wikedlyrics: half of the shenmue team became the yakuza team so...
Balthasar_Wiseman: I mean Yakuza Kiwami is probably a better game. As in it had the benefit of being a remake of an old game not a new game trying to be old
Wikedlyrics: either they had talent or not pick one LUL
pearofsalamanca: @Balthasar_Wiseman yeah this is like totally just a nostalgiafest
pearofsalamanca: but...not in a good way
pearofsalamanca: at all
niccus: also, there are multiple points of concern about a japanese game trying to criticize non-contemporary china
Balthasar_Wiseman: I never played the previous shenmue games. I don't understand why there was such demand for more of them now that I've seen what came of it.
pearofsalamanca: they seemed like very immersive games for their time
Lithobraker: pearofsalamanca shenmue was never about chinese politics, it's a romanticization of pastoral China and martial arts by Japanese man. It's Disney's Pocahontas the video game.
niccus: which by the way, the yakuza series is pretty spotty w/r/t racism against chinese expats in japan
Wikedlyrics: there was a demand because for the people that like shenmue there is no game on the market like it, and no yakuza is not like it LUL
pearofsalamanca: why do people like shenmue, is the bigger question
pearofsalamanca: then
Wikedlyrics: why do you like things you like?
Juliamon: There's a lot of nostalgia in Dreamcast-era games, good or not.
Balthasar_Wiseman: Yakuza is far from not problematic. I can see Yakuza is not like Shenmue, except for the constant exposition
Sarah_Serinde: You can like things despite them having flaws
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Lithobraker: pearofsalamanca forklift racing
MousseFilledCat: You also have to realize the state of games back when the original Shenmue came out
MousseFilledCat: There really wasn't anything like it
pearofsalamanca: but this game seems to be actively trying to emulate the older games, warts and all
pearofsalamanca: and what's the point of that
Wikedlyrics: well yea, the OG fans fought for it and crowd funded it, ofc it was made to be like the original games
GDwarf: Shenmue 1 and 2 were groundbreaking in terms of their ambition and commitment to fidelity and just being their own thing.
Juliamon: The same reason "retro" style games are popular.
RvLeshrac: Because they're trying to wrap up the series.
SnivianMoon: For me, Shenmue was the first game of its kind. Back when it first released on the Dreamcast, there was nothing like it at all. It was HUGE and detailed beyond compare for that generation. And it wasn't perfect, it was wonky, but impressive. I got hooked on the story and very much drawn in to the characters and systems. That's mainly why I enjoy the latest one, too.
GDwarf: Shenmue 3 is trying to imitate 1 and 2 seventeen years after they came out, so it feels a bit jank
MousseFilledCat: You also have to realize that part of the reason the nostalgia doesn't work for you is that if you weren't around for the original then you won't have it. Which is fine, but recognize that.
Diabore: "8 games is maybe to many" *glances at the KH series*
Wikedlyrics: shenmue 4 definitely happens, will cost a lot less then shenmue 3 since they have engine, systems, textures, models and most importantly dev team already in place
pearofsalamanca: i was born in 1999, i completely missed the boat of dreamcast nostalgia
RvLeshrac: Yeah, for the most part, people who want to play Shenmue are people who played Shenmue.
niccus: that birth year means you are the reincarnation of dreamcast itself
pearofsalamanca: is that why i'm such a failure
Juliamon: On the upside, you're very beloved!
forlornhope22: I still love crazy taxi.
Tiber727: I think there's a misunderstanding between nostalgia and being inspired by the past. Shovel Knight is inspired by the past, but it doesn't try to emulate the things most people hate.
RvLeshrac: A Shenmue 4 is unlikely at best. The Kickstarter burned quite a bit of goodwill.
Juliamon: Just not commercially.
SnivianMoon: I think those are cows, actually. Next to the Sunflowers?
Wikedlyrics: @pearofsalamanca if you where born in 99 what is your nolstagia even? minecraft? Kappa
pearofsalamanca: gamecube
Wikedlyrics: dude you where 2 when the gamecube released
pearofsalamanca: gba
Wikedlyrics: LUL
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Nicarrow: HI all
ElementalAlchemist: The Gamecube was fantastic
pearofsalamanca: the portability of the gamecube was wonderful
JosephDeath: Some of my favorite gaming memories are from the GameCube
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, the NES came out a few years before I was born and I still have plenty of nostalgia for it. I played it a *lot*
pearofsalamanca: in terms of a design feature
MousseFilledCat: For me it was the SNES
pearofsalamanca: the portability of it was a selling point
Sarah_Serinde: Also we never got an SNES
pearofsalamanca: another console i'm nostalgic for is the ps2
Sarah_Serinde: So we went from NES to N64
ElementalAlchemist: The NES was released before I was born but my mom had one and I played it so much
forlornhope22: super mario world is still best mario. Fight me.
ElementalAlchemist: Unfortunately we skipped both the SNES and the N64, which kinda sucks (though some of my friends at the time had N64s)
MaladyDark: my neighbours had a snes. the only game they had was bubsy. I loved going over to their place, but it wasn't a frequent thing
RvLeshrac: watNo
MousseFilledCat: My grandparents bought my brother an NES when I was 1, I think, and then my parents got him a SNES when I was old enough to enjoy it
Sarah_Serinde: We stuck with Nintendo consoles too, so I don't have Dreamcast and Playstation nostalgia
Balthasar_Wiseman: I'm only like 1 or 2 years younger than Ian so I remember the legendary reputation of the originals. I went genesis -> Sega CD -> PS, I still have my sega CD games.
pearofsalamanca: the ps2 is actually a bit more in my nostalgia than the gamecube, because it was my first contact with a console continuously (the gamecube was at a babysitter's)
pearofsalamanca: a bit more, hell, a lot more
Sarah_Serinde: Oof
Wikedlyrics: SNES and N64 where some weird times where games where so expensive, upwards of $80 in 90s money so even if you owned one most didn't own many games for them
erloas: really haven't had much interest in any Nintendo system since the NES
Balthasar_Wiseman: so never got on the Shenmue train.
MousseFilledCat: Then we did n64, but we decided that we would actually prefer a PS1 and traded it.
Sarah_Serinde: The Switch is the first console I bought for myself
MousseFilledCat: Then did PS2 and then college happened and we started buying things for ourselves
pearofsalamanca: the ps2 seems to me to be the demarcation line between "a bit old" and "modern vintage"
Master_Gunner: I only recently got a PS4 for Monster Hunter. Should probably try some more games.
RvLeshrac: PS4 is my favourite of the consoles for a while, and I can't wait to see how they colossally fuck up the PS5 somehow, just like the last gen swap.
Drakas: is it bad i semi hope she was dead
HorusFive: Only shadow here
pearofsalamanca: they might not call it the ps5
pearofsalamanca: even
pearofsalamanca: i've been wondering about that
Wikedlyrics: they already announced it as PS5
SnivianMoon: Ryo's memories are rendered on the Dreamcast!
RvLeshrac: 360 was the poster child for Good Console, the MS burned an entire generation of consumer confidence in just two short pressers.
pearofsalamanca: @Wikedlyrics they should've abandoned the numebring
pearofsalamanca: *numbering
Darleysam: Iwao what's this
ElementalAlchemist: Plot!
RvLeshrac: s/the MS/then MS/
MaladyDark: I really hate the XboxOne. as a name I mean. I am ambivilent on the console
pearofsalamanca: a piss stain
pearofsalamanca: it's a piss stain
ElementalAlchemist: "You knew my father? OK, despite my interest I'm going to change the topic now"
pearofsalamanca: this dialogue is terrible
Wikedlyrics: @pearofsalamanca actually abandoning numbering would be the biggest mistake they could make. Ask Nintendo how dumb they where to call a system the Wii U instead of Wii 2. Most people thought it was an addon to the Wii
Diabore: gdi ian
pearofsalamanca: @Wikedlyrics the mistake there was using the word "Wii" period
pearofsalamanca: end of story
Wikedlyrics: PS5 is self explanatory, no marketing confusion
SnivianMoon: And who are you, again, mysterious old man?
Wikedlyrics: how well did it work out for the Vita to not be called the PSP2? Went from 80 million sold to 15?
myrddinthewizard: I rate that Tree 10/10, full of plot and old dudes.
pearofsalamanca: how long is this game
HorusFive: From the SUN!!
RvLeshrac: The name had nothing to do with the Vita failure.
Wikedlyrics: abandoning your brand name is a very bad idea, we're on iphone 11 for a reason LUL
SedaElibri: @Wikedlyrics I really enjoy the idea of sony selling a whole 15 vitas
RvLeshrac: Greed was the entirety of the Vita's problem, with those stupid proprietary memory cards that cost more than 100x a comparable amount of flash media.
Wikedlyrics: @SedaElibri I own 2 of the 15 sold Kappa
pearofsalamanca: they might be able to make a dent in handheld market in the future, still
Lord_ZYRK: Your mom let you have TWO Vitas :O
SedaElibri: i owned one and then gave it to gamestop for like $12
SnivianMoon: That's a heck of an opening!
orimazer: oh hi doggy
myrddinthewizard: No, that's me!
MousseFilledCat: I actually really liked the vita as a console, I wish it was better supported
RvLeshrac: A hacked PSP/Vita is possibly the best portable system you can own.
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pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun i am checked out of this game. i have no idea what they said
Wikedlyrics: I have a jail broken Vita and a patched one, patched one is just a P4G machine LUL
PMAvers: Well, all they had to do to do it better would be support it.
MaladyDark: they did so butter in japan...
myrddinthewizard: @Karfsma778 Happy Birthday in 39 minutes!
myrddinthewizard: lrrWOW
Bakufreak: The tiny clicky dpad on the Vita is the best dpad in the world, fite me
Karfsma778: Thanks! I've made it through a quarter-century!
pearofsalamanca: the ps4 dpad is great
pearofsalamanca: what're you talking about
pearofsalamanca: it's far superior
RvLeshrac: I'm sorry, but the stick on a N*GPC is the best d-pad in the world.
myrddinthewizard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN @Karfsma778
Wikedlyrics: PS4 D-Pad would be good without the bad hole in the middle, the Vita is superior due to being a solid cross
pearofsalamanca: maybe you could play the witcher 3 one of these days
SnivianMoon: Ah yes, the two-foot style one-inch punch.
RvLeshrac: The N*GPC ministick is the best d-pad, with the Pac-Man limiter ring installed, because it clicks.
RvLeshrac: Four-way pad, I mean.
forlornhope22: that was not hte voice I was expecting
RvLeshrac: Without the ring, it is the best 8-way.
pearofsalamanca: that woman is giving me uncanny valley vibes
pearofsalamanca: halp
PsybrnetiCToasT: I actually prefer the SNES d-pad over the NES one. It’s a bit more rounded on the edges, gentler on my thumb pad. I think it might be a touch bigger as well
Stoffern: wait...what?
RvLeshrac: The best controller is the Dreamcast controller. Don't @ me.
Tiber727: I'm a big fan of the 0 hand punch, where I commit various acts of imaginary violence for therapeutic purposes.
FinalShowFilms: I prefer the 360 controller. It was always the one that was most comfortable in my hands.
RockPusher: Ian. Ian plz
pearofsalamanca: i don't consider the ergonomics of controllers in my opinion of them
Zu_o: should do a crossing the streams with SSX Tricky :P
Wikedlyrics: dreamcast controller was terrible and I love my dreamcast LUL
Robot_Bones: before that I never metaphor i didn't like
Karfsma778: @FinalShowFilms the issue with the 360 controller is the D-pad was dogshit
RvLeshrac: Worst controller is the N64 controller.
RvLeshrac: Well, I take that back. The WORST controller is the 2600 stick.
erloas: what always gets me when playing consoles is that almost everything seems to have gone to shooting and whenever I have to shoot things the last thing I want is a controller
RvLeshrac: N64 is a solid runner-up.
pearofsalamanca: the dualshock, in my eyes, is the best in terms of ergonomics, but i couldn't care less about ergonomics in my opinion
SnivianMoon: Oh boy! Time to open some drawers and riled through all the sacred artifacts!
FinalShowFilms: The quality of the d-pad didn't affect the comfort of holding it though
Tiber727: @RvLeshrac N64 was a bad prototype for a lot of brilliant ideas.
MaladyDark: n64 was comfy... and versatile, but wierd
RvLeshrac: Even the INTV disc is a better controller than the N64 controller
Robot_Bones: I need to see what your fork textures look like
RockPusher: While I think there are better controllers and I made fun of it at the time - I ended up quite liking the original big xbox controller
Karfsma778: Dreamcast Controller was squeet
FinalShowFilms: The Dramcast controller turned into the Duke
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i felt the dreamcast made me turn my wrists in a weird way
RvLeshrac: The Dreamcast controller would be better if the d-pad was moved slightly right.
FinalShowFilms: Dreamcast*
MaladyDark: I have little hands, Xbox controllers are too big
Wikedlyrics: the worst part of the dreamcast controller was cord coming out of bottom and always popping out of the holder on top
PsybrnetiCToasT: Loved the Dreamcast design. Very forward thinking. The VMU usage was such a fun gimmick
RvLeshrac: Ian is 100% correct here.
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun the dualshock is incredible ergonomically for me
Bakufreak: Didn't the cord come out of the bottom instead of the top of the Dreamcast controller? That always confused me
RvLeshrac: I bought a left-handed keyboard just so the D-pad will be on the left, so I can position everything better.
Tiber727: Oh believe me, I wish I could invent a controller.
pearofsalamanca: the dualshock 4 is the best at it so for
RvLeshrac: D-pad?: Numpad!
pearofsalamanca: *far
Master_Gunner: I much prefer the XBox design to the DuelShock design
ZeniteZero: I find the Xbox controller a little imbalanced
ElementalAlchemist: Sooooo... the Steam Controller?
ElementalAlchemist: It sounds like you want the Steam Controller :P
Wikedlyrics: so Wii U pro controller is the GOAT
RvLeshrac: I bought a Steam controller.
RvLeshrac: They're $5.
migelino164: GCN is the best, you only need 3 shoulder buttons. Don't @ me
ElementalAlchemist: I already had one
ElementalAlchemist: I like it
RvLeshrac: $5+$8 shipping
SedaElibri: the steam controller is great for what it tried to do tbh
RvLeshrac: If anyone wants a Steam controller, buy one fast before they're gone.
pearofsalamanca: rsI?
pearofsalamanca: rsi? what's that
RvLeshrac: Because it looks like when they're gone, they're gone for good now.
erloas: think the steam controllers already sold out, heard a few people have their orders refunded, assumable because they can't fulfill it
Lord_ZYRK: RSI == Repetitive Stress Injury
FinalShowFilms: I have a steam controller.
PsybrnetiCToasT: I feel like offset sticks might be an anachronism from when camera control wasn’t such an integral part of games and you wanted easier access to face buttons. But that’s just me guessing
RvLeshrac: Nope, they were in stock yesterday.
FinalShowFilms: It's really not that good
Bakufreak: very out of stock
RvLeshrac: But Out now.
MaladyDark: the last of the steam controllers went out with the black friday sales,
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: @PsybrnetiCToasT exactly this
Tiber727: @migelino164 If nothing else, I miss the force sensitivity on the Gamecube controllers. They were rarely used, but brilliant.
kenkopin: Nope. Not only that, but I bought one on Friday, and it was refunded today.
Master_Gunner: They restock at 3 minutes past the hour, apparently
pearofsalamanca: someone start a petition
pearofsalamanca: please
Tiber727: On the shoulder buttons, I mean.
pearofsalamanca: to have the steam controller return
RvLeshrac: I must have gotten one of the last ones, because I got a Preparing to Ship.
SnivianMoon: Ah yes, the Sacred Sega Saturn. Essential for any temple.
migelino164: SEEE-GAAAA
DarkMorford: Segata Sanshiro!
MaladyDark: switch pro controllers just plug and go on win10
Wikedlyrics: Sega Saturn in 1987 PogChamp
Karfsma778: SAAAY-GAAAA
TheMoatman: The story of a girl
RvLeshrac: I have seen used Steam controllers for sale at used game stores, but they're always basically full retail price.
pearofsalamanca: but this is 1987. dude. why the hell is there a saturn in here
pearofsalamanca: what the fuck
RvLeshrac: And there's no way in *hell* that a used controller is worth $50.
RvLeshrac: The Saturn didn't die until... 2002?
Wikedlyrics: in Japan anyways
Wikedlyrics: Saturn had a long life
Wikedlyrics: in the west total bomb
pearofsalamanca: the west has bad taste
pearofsalamanca: is why
RvLeshrac: Oh, 2000.
RvLeshrac: December of 2000
PMAvers: They've got a bit of a learning curve, since it's functionally a lot different than how any other controller works. But it's trying to do something different and actually work as a KB&M, and does that well.
pearofsalamanca: blake j. harris
RvLeshrac: Anyone who owns a Saturn *MUST* own two lightguns and a copy of SCUD The Disposable Assassin
pearofsalamanca: is that him
RvLeshrac: That's the law.
RockPusher: I still find amusement that while I haven't owned a console - I have owned controllers for Wii, Xbox 360 and Playstation 2 :D
johnhelix: Weirdly, I find the xbox 360/xbox one controller is the most comfortable. At least for the position I normally sit in while gaming combined with my giant monster hands.
RvLeshrac: I finally had to throw out my Jaguar and Saturn.
MousseFilledCat: This is about the amount of tea sets I own.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: whats that game called?
Wikedlyrics: sega sabotaged the saturn in the west, stealth launched it with no marketing
SedaElibri: ooh its a baby backgammon bord
MousseFilledCat: It is the correct amound of tea sets
HorusFive: Backgammon set, game in progress, in a drawer
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: ahh backgammon
Lithobraker: The only thing I'm more behind on than my steam library is my book library
SnivianMoon: What's 'm getting here is that this temple has a long history of Backgammon.
RvLeshrac: I couldn't find a new drive assembly for the Saturn, and couldn't find a PSU for the Jaguar.
pearofsalamanca: @RvLeshrac should've thrown the jaguar away sooner
pearofsalamanca: the only thing on there that was good was tempest 2000
Vezon46: oh hey, its ian, playing a game im vaguely interested in. this is a common occurance
migelino164: I remember a while back being able to use the GCN controller to play Rocket League on PC, which was surprisingly really good
RvLeshrac: Too late unfortunately, I got rid of them quite a while ago.
RvLeshrac: The only console I won't go without is a Dreamcast.
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun if you get the chance, i recommend llamasoft's games
RvLeshrac: I have a Dreamcast and a backup Dreamcast.
pearofsalamanca: llamasoft is the greatest indie developer in the uk
migelino164: Ian no, we don't talk about the Wavebird
RockPusher: If you want to play local multiplayer on flatmate consoles then you need more controllers :D Besides, I had the right connections and what not to run all of them on PC if I wanted
RvLeshrac: Llamasoft is the Tempest developer.
pearofsalamanca: tempest 2000
RealGamerCow: I considered buying the new Intellivision remake, but it's so expensive
SnivianMoon: Jeff Minter's games.
PMAvers: I wish I could find where I put my Wavebird dongle.
SnivianMoon: Polybius is pretty dang great. Particularly in VR.
pearofsalamanca: i wanna try gridshifter revolution one day
myrddinthewizard: I believe so.
SnivianMoon: Oh, check the pictures on the wall.
Sogheim: open all the drawers?
pearofsalamanca: i don't have a steam account though
CaptainSpam: Why don't we talk about the Wavebird? They served my friends and I well.
PsybrnetiCToasT: I always hated that there was no rumble in the wavebird
ElementalAlchemist: Why isn't the horse in the picture doing the horse stance?
pearofsalamanca: gridrunner, i messed up the name
Vezon46: this is... art?
Wikedlyrics: wavebirds depending on how much radio interference you had in your house where pretty bad for input lag
pearofsalamanca: @Vezon46 it looks like the sort of art you'd see in a suburban house
Tiber727: @pearofsalamanca You watch a very nerdy stream on Twitch, but don't have a steam account? Are you a unicorn?
migelino164: Oh believe me, I've gone through two faulty wavebirds in my time. Either from receiver fault or battery chamber issues
pearofsalamanca: @Tiber727 ok, i have a steam account, but not any way of paying for shit
Vezon46: new this or that: shiva or buddah
SnivianMoon: Uhhhhh
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: i love the cultural permeation of knifey-spoony
Juliamon: Tiber727 They are young enough not to have been lured in during the golden years of Valve
Karfsma778: Shiva-Buddah, is that a variant on Knifey-Spooney?
migelino164: I have my current one sitting away for guests, though I prefer the cabled controllers from Japan with the Loooooooong cable
RvLeshrac: Ah right, Space Giraffe is on Steam
pearofsalamanca: space giraffe was polarizing iirc
Texan_Reverend: And those of us with a full flight of Wavebirds just sit back contentedly.
pearofsalamanca: when it was released
Vezon46: n-nani?!
FinalShowFilms: Well, -you- can't
kakmize: Don't tell a man what he can and cannot fit in his pants
SnivianMoon: He keeps it next to the 90 lbs of cabbage in his jacket.
pearofsalamanca: one day someone should gift me space giraffe
HorusFive: "Have you finiished rummaging around all our drawers, young man?"
PsybrnetiCToasT: I never had any problems with and still have my original wavebird but I always preferred having the rumble (and the accompanying weight) of a wired controller.
pearofsalamanca: it'd be a nice gesture, i'm not forcing anyone
Jorge4hg: ohhhh
PsybrnetiCToasT: Definitely don’t have a full flight though lol
Sogheim: sweet tiger jacket
RvLeshrac: Speaking of Llamasoft, if anyone's in the market for new old arcade games, Mindware's "Dig Dig Dig Trilogy" on Steam is *amazing*
FITorion: or related to Shenwa
Diabore: is ryo going t o be th next hokage?e
dangerous_safety: Either he is, or he's gonna end up fighting them
dangerous_safety: maybe both
Drakas: i think its shenwa
pearofsalamanca: oh no mindware has devolved into half-assed pinball stuff
SnivianMoon: I wouldn't anticipate this old Chinese man having a California Surfer Dude accent.
pearofsalamanca: i missed out on littlewing's pinball stuff
Tiber727: This man's lips are scaring me.
pearofsalamanca: was that any good
HorusFive: Scandelous
TheMoatman: One night in Bailu and the world's your oyster
Jorge4hg: lewd
Tiber727: Next they'll hold hands.
kenkopin: You can totally fish for oysters. How successful you'll be may be questionable, but you can do it. :D
Painfully_Dyslexic: what year is it in the game?
pearofsalamanca: 1987
pearofsalamanca: but why does it have to be 1987
pearofsalamanca: is my question
Painfully_Dyslexic: thank you :D
pearofsalamanca: elder yeah
Reecer6: well, the original game ACTUALLY took place in 1986
v_nome: We definitely need that pumpkin
migelino164: Y E H
SnivianMoon: Yeh yeh yeh.
Reecer6: thank you for pushing up your glasses for me
erloas: probably had to keep it in the 80s since Karate Kid was very 80s
Reecer6: it's hard to do in text, verbally
TheMoatman: God, can you imagine if it took place in 2019. Ryo would be, like... 50
pearofsalamanca: oh what there was going to be a mmorpg for shenmue? what?
pearofsalamanca: what the hell
Diabore: so who is shenwa to us? sister? childhood friend?
Vezon46: dear ian, my mouse is doing the thing where sometimes one click registers as two, is my mouse kill or is it salvagable?
SnivianMoon: I would love it if Shenmue 4 happens in 2020, and the years between 1987 and 2020 were spent by Ryo in front of a gachapon machine.
ogundiety: Is it a logitech mouse?
pearofsalamanca: there might be some political things that eventually show up in this game
pearofsalamanca: in part 7
pearofsalamanca: or something
RvLeshrac: Switches are like $0.01/ea, shipping will kill you.
ogundiety: I ask simply because I attempted to fix this on a number of logitech mice
Karfsma778: Could just be gunked up with mung.
Juliamon: Depending on the price of the mouse it might not be worth the effort and time to repair it
ogundiety: And..it just never ended well
ogundiety: But that's specifically because logitech does terrible things with thier controls and similar.
RvLeshrac: Usually mouse switches go out because they're bent.
RvLeshrac: If your mouse uses some standard omron switches, replacement is easy.
RvLeshrac: But sometimes you can take a needle and re-bend the leaf switch.
Master_Gunner: yeah, I like my custom keyboards, but vintage keyboards and switches is too rich even for me.
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Vezon46: im not particularly attatched to this mouse, im just attatched to my bank account
kakmize: and australia!
pearofsalamanca: i admire the guys who made this game for sticking to their guns but i am bored to death
pearofsalamanca: this is all as bland as boiled spinach
TheMoatman: Oh, Ian were you able to go to the computer museum the last time you were at MAGfest?
JohnPraw: I assumed this was just a Shenmue channel.
Vezon46: im definitely here for the color commentary, not shenmu
Tiber727: Yes, but Ian is having to pull a lot of the workload here.
pearofsalamanca: the color commentary is a lot better yeah
JohnPraw: This is the best Shenmue community on the net.
Sogheim: I'm here 'cause of Paul's beard, it is fantastic
dangerous_safety: that is definitely more than 1 inch
frage069: I'm not american but that punch looks like more than one inch
Karfsma778: That is *several* inhces
HorusFive: lrrIAN_SG lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
johnhelix: My input device dream would be somehow fitting a full set of mechanical switches into the microsoft sculpt cordless ergonomic keyboard.
pearofsalamanca: is it just me or does ian look like neal stephenson
pearofsalamanca: the writer
Walkingharder: Levl 7 PogChamp
Reecer6: no, you see, that's one texan inch
dangerous_safety: Its the lesser known two-foot-punch
Reecer6: different from normal inches, by a little bit
Sogheim: gosh this game is pretty
RvLeshrac: There are wave-style mechanical keyboards, they are not cheap.
TheMoatman: All of a sudden my brain made me remember songsmith
frage069: Everything is bigger in texas, especially if that was one inch
TheMoatman: Why did it do that
ElementalAlchemist: I'm singing to my laptop!
pearofsalamanca: i thought this was an open-world game. why the invisible wall
Karfsma778: You can make your own songs with SongSmith!
Master_Gunner: If you got one of those split ergonomic keyboards, you probably could fit them into an MS ergo case.
ElementalAlchemist: Making up new songs
pearofsalamanca: what is this horsepoo
niccus: how does songsmith feel about chinese folk music
Master_Gunner: hrmmm.... now *I* want to do that
RvLeshrac: Was it during Desert Bus that everyone watched the Songsmith trailer?
TheMoatman: Yes
ElementalAlchemist: yup
Karfsma778: Yes
Jorge4hg: Yep
Reecer6: i'm glad you guys memorized the songsmith song for me
SnivianMoon: Absolutely Shenmue did.
ElementalAlchemist: And then Andrew smartly inserted it as a troll RDP
Driosenth: I love my 31 year old Model M and use it daily. Just wish I had the 122 key version with the F13-F24 keys
Reecer6: that guy knows what's up, you should invite him into your revenge party
pearofsalamanca: i have literally have no idea what you're talking about
pearofsalamanca: keyboards, yes
Master_Gunner: eh, could probably set up some risers off the PCB pads
Blue_Anteater: what properly classifies an open world game? No barriers at all, even by exp/level? No loading screens?
RvLeshrac: Ian: The Model M15
pearofsalamanca: @Blue_Anteater the game called Real Life
TheMoatman: They *could* be plugged into risers, though. But you'd have to make those
TheMoatman: Probably
RvLeshrac: Unfortunately, you will never find one. NEVER.
pearofsalamanca: at one point apple made a game console
pearofsalamanca: the pippin
RvLeshrac: And Unicomp cannot make them.
pearofsalamanca: and you won't find that either
SnivianMoon: Time to split wood and make cash!
pearofsalamanca: of course it'd be super potato
Jorge4hg: Time to chop the wood
RvLeshrac: Reminder for those that weren't here last time, Bungie is selling Marathon 25th Anniversary shirts.
RvLeshrac: Maybe if they sell enough shirts, they'll make a new Marathon Keepo
RvLeshrac: My current favourite keyswitch is the Lightstrike Brown
pearofsalamanca: @RvLeshrac i tried installing the open source version of marathon for windows 10 and it wouldn't work
pearofsalamanca: what am i doing wrong
MatthewDennisMTG: if only my dad was this validating when I tried to split wood
shalyonse: Strange question for not Tinker Tailor Soldier Fry, but do you have any advice when you can't get solder to flow properly?
Walkingharder: As much as I really love chopping wood......do we ever, well you know......race forklifts?
Baldrash: I wanna try a Cherry Green board at some point. I've been a Blue loyalist up to this point, although I do pull out my Model M Space Saver from time to time.
RvLeshrac: pearofsalamanca: You'll have to check with the Marathon subreddit
pearofsalamanca: the only thing i knew about shenmue for the longest time was that you could drive forklifts
SnivianMoon: I do admit, I hope that the part time jobs get more varied than just splitting wood eventually.
pearofsalamanca: that was the depth of my shenmue knowledge
Master_Gunner: I do like the greens over blues
RvLeshrac: Blues are fine, but my coworkers would take me out to the parking lot and beat me with sticks.
Karfsma778: I've got a cheap, cheap keyboard I got for like $20
Drakas: ian i got Shenmue 1 and 2 as part of a humble bundle should i plat them
Driosenth: I have a gamepad that I swapped with green switches, It still wasn't enough feedback so I swapped the springs for 110 gram ones
Walkingharder: That guy doing yoga really needs bigger clothes
Master_Gunner: but I'm not a big fan of the clicker design of MX in general - but Kailh now has a series of MX-Clones that use a metal click bar instead, that I find makes a much "crisper" sound.
FITorion: the lady pounding stuff?
FITorion: that's my guess
RvLeshrac: Currently, I'm using a Bloody B945-LK and a HyperX Pulsefire Surge for gaming, with a ROG Spatha for office work.
Simonark: You are going to wind up in the big house?
RvLeshrac: TTSF preshow?
ElementalAlchemist: oh no
ElementalAlchemist: she's a witch
Master_Gunner: the Bloody LK switches interest me
johnhelix: I can't use the ones that have a hinge or a physical split between the halves of the keyboard. I just sit in a really weird position and rely on the rigidity of the keyboard to keep my hands in the right place. But I also like the ergonomic split and the weird curve of the MS Sculpt just to take pressure off my shitty mangled wrists. So... I'm basically going to have to build my own.
Driosenth: not even going to answer with "Your Old"
SnivianMoon: Upstart young kids, trying to learn about history! I never.
blip2004: secret ingredient? ASH
Micsig: rude
Master_Gunner: Bloody is a revival of opto-electric keyswitches - makes for a very smooth feeling since they're contactless.
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK shigiNo theonl45SPANK shigiNo
Walkingharder: But think of all the fun we could have talking to old people
Tiber727: Steal her mallet, and hold it for ransom.
Master_Gunner: There's also been a couple new examples of Hall Effect switches, which are nice.
Micsig: gachabois
Lord_ZYRK: Augh, Steam just refunded my controller purchase from two days ago BibleThump
Juliamon: Lord_ZYRK Welcome to the club.
CaptainSpam: And Ryo isn't at all concerned that there's a gacha machine containing figurines representing elements of his personal life?
RvLeshrac: Ian: Get a keyboard sample kit, and try the Lightstrike Oranges
Master_Gunner: modern contactless switches usually have a variant with a clicker mechanism on the slider too.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL #PraiseCUDE PrideWingR
Jorge4hg: one more
SnivianMoon: So.... One More?
ghost_waz: one more?
Micsig: IT"S GREAT
Friedent: we'll surely roll a 6 this time!
Karfsma778: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, One more?
johnhelix: I want my switches to not only click, but make that metallic "ping" sound that only keys with horrible old springs in them can make.
frage069: I watched Adam kill himself on a door like that Ian
Drakas: is the rare ryo in a forklift
Lord_ZYRK: Juliamon revoke my membership plz
DigitalSeahorse: shigiHappy shigiLoves shigiHappy
SK__Ren: Did someone just fill that machine with those two only?
SnivianMoon: You can save! It's possible!
SnivianMoon: It's in the settings menu!
Karfsma778: Also, it's my birthday now! Nice!
Juliamon: Lord_ZYRK You are already subscribed to Steam Controller Refund Facts.
Lord_ZYRK: Party hats for everyone, Karfsma778
Lord_ZYRK: Juliamon fffffff-
Baldrash: Figures that now people finally want Steam Controllers since they're only $5.
RockPusher: Thank you Ian lrrHEART lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
Juliamon: Happy birthday, Karfsma778!
DigitalSeahorse: happy birthday! pegaBop PrideCheers PrideLionYay PrideParty
ElementalAlchemist: lrrFRUMP
Walkingharder: lrrFRUMP
ghost_waz: Happy Birthday!
Micsig: >matt
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideGive CUDE PrideTake PrideWingR
RockPusher: kathle3HEX
ElementalAlchemist: Thanks to you, Ian ^_^
Stoffern: Yeah!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrHEART_SG voxlunRad
ElementalAlchemist: ( lrrHEART chat)
e_bloc: thanks for the stream Ian!
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream, Ian
Lord_ZYRK: Ian's on board the "lurkers are the best" train. I hear it has multitrack drifting. . .
DigitalSeahorse: BNF lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, I'm just saying that because Adam frequently professes that lurkers are the best
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW katesThank
Lord_ZYRK: Ian, no letting Satan out of the box WutFace
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk
ElementalAlchemist: In the same way that one second is almost two seconds, one year is almost two years
RockPusher: 'night Ian tiltyhEXTREME
SnivianMoon: Thanks tremendously for the stream, Ian! Have a great evening.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lord_ZYRK: There's a weird black spot above the left of that award that I can't unsee now NotLikeThis
Jorge4hg: Thanks foor the stream ian lrrHEART lrrHEART
MaladyDark: dddddddddddddd
MaladyDark: tiltyhEXTREME
RockPusher: \ StinkyCheese /
Lord_ZYRK: We saw nothing