AdmiralMemo: How would I check on the status of my order?
Juliamon: Of all the people I know that ordered one, only Foxmar hasn't gotten cancelled
Nyx_fire: that figures, and that sucks. sry to hear they messed up your stuff
AdmiralMemo: (It's been a while since I ordered the Steam Link the same way.)
Earthenone: if they dident send you a cancelation you are probobly fine
Rockario: I imagine a bunch of Valve folks are powering through this fire-sale hoping they (personally) never have to deal with that shit again
AdmiralMemo: I mean, they did it before with Steam Link
gnome_friend: So is this sort of like the mythic edition thing?
Nyx_fire: what was steam link? I never do any of the peripheral things so i feel like i miss a lot of this stuff lol
AdmiralMemo: @Nyx_fire It was effectively like ChromeCast, but for Steam
Nyx_fire: ah
snowcookies: Dece Fiends is soon
all_hail_the_pan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (9m from now).
gnome_friend: So, do you remember electric scooters? lrrBEEJ
AdmiralMemo: I do!
DiscordianTokkan: I wasn't a big fan of the Steam Controller, unfortunately, but it lives on happily with a friend of mine that has since gone on to use it for linux shortcuts even
simriel: Hey look, it's all these Early People
simriel: Who just watched Road Quest
gnome_friend: Greetings @simriel
Juliamon: I would have liked to at least try it, as I'd heard it was a good option for those with disabilities that affect normal controller usage
AdmiralMemo: I've got all the other categories filled out and just need to choose Game of the Year for the Steam Awards badge
TehAmelie: lrrSLOTH and those rewatching Road Quest after missing half of it despite "being here talking to people at the time"
simriel: @gnome_friend What up
all_hail_the_pan: I'm not allowed to watch RQ until both me and my partner can watch together
AdmiralMemo: @all_hail_the_pan That's fair.
gnome_friend: @all_hail_the_pan I hope that's soon
DigitalSeahorse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
DiscordianTokkan: @all_hail_the_pan That's Fair and worth the wait
gnome_friend: It's been great
Juliamon: I'm glad you have someone to watch it with! It must be fun.
all_hail_the_pan: @gnome_friend its almost midday - He'll be home at 5pm
McTwin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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all_hail_the_pan: But I've got uni to keep me interested in life... :)
mahpete_: uhg, matrix operations are tedious.
gnome_friend: The ways different countries name their higher education continues to be confusing
all_hail_the_pan: It is great to watch it together though... and plan a dream holiday to Canada.
mahpete_: hi all
gnome_friend: hi @mahpete_
gnome_friend: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5647: "I try to be supportive...when I feel like it." —Beej [2018-12-26]
AdmiralMemo: @gnome_friend To be fair... lower education isn't much better
mahpete_: !quote maths
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
AdmiralMemo: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4606: "I don't get why math is worth money." —Cameron [2018-01-19]
mahpete_: oh darn, I forgot I did the prime sub somewhere else
CrmsnDragoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
Wrexadecimal: yo
TehAmelie: sup
gnome_friend: Greetings @ElementalAlchemist
DiscordianTokkan: @ElementalAlchemist katesWave
DarkMorford: Is it TPK time?
gnome_friend: I hope not
gnome_friend: !card leyline of the void
LRRbot: Leyline of the Void [2BB] | Enchantment | If Leyline of the Void is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
LeeshaJoy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (10s ago).
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG
HorusFive: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (59s ago).
snowcookies: They're late!
snowcookies: !panic
Gekyouryuu: !panic
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: They're open 24/7 dont' worry
HorusFive: It's OK. lrrHERE
bowsin_durrows: lrrHERE_SG
TehAmelie: i need them to be 25 minutes late to get the whole Road Quest experience, everything is not fine lrrSPOT
damn_i_am_pretty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
damn_i_am_pretty: boom, subget
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simriel: Oh No, Everything is awful, how could a D&D game possibly start late *Sarcasm*
bowsin_durrows: 100% accurate and fitting. lrrHERE_SG
snowcookies: Saddness
mahpete_: how much kathle3PRISM spam was there last time, when the leyline was described?
all_hail_the_pan: @simriel bahahaha... that's true. I'm putting off telling my players that I'm going to run late to the game I DM tomorrow...
all_hail_the_pan: Songil?
LeeshaJoy: we get signal
gnome_friend: @mahpete_ huh, I didn't imagine it as a cude, but that sort of makes sense
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
bladed_shadow: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
iSmartMan1: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL !
gnome_friend: braise CUDE
Zebunisher: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
drfox17: Questing is complete, time for Friends!
Nyx_fire: i saw single then video errors
Nyx_fire: oh oh
kusinohki: I have advert...
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL_TK
Nyx_fire: refreshing
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI
kusinohki: now I have signal. :P
Nyx_fire: ah all better
HorusFive: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL
all_hail_the_pan: lrrSIGNAL
simriel: @all_hail_the_pan ooh what do you run?
gnome_friend: !quote cameron
LRRbot: Quote #4961: "I need you to stop talking, please." —Cameron, as Niann [2018-05-07]
bladed_shadow: first twitch stream on my new desk top, looking forward to all the good times to come
PharaohBender27: Oh good, I'm not late! Was busy in the Discord going gaga over that latest Road Quest episode
shadownova896 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
shadownova896: Still a fun place to be with lovely people!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shadownova896! (Today's storm count: 7)
gnome_friend: @PharaohBender27 it was so good!
all_hail_the_pan: @simriel Just D&D 5e - I picked it up from the original Dice Friends stream and have been going since
sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
DiscordianTokkan: I just realized that since the friday night campaign I'm in/stream with is done... I can watch FNPF every week again! Yessssss
simriel: @all_hail_the_pan I'm running curse of strahd right now
gnome_friend: greetings @sir_jack_DB
PharaohBender27: Hey, is Twitch doing the charity bits thing again this year? Anyone know?
Juliamon: That's a good question.
gnome_friend: I wish you could convert channel points into bits
all_hail_the_pan: @simriel Doing the end of Hoard of the Dragon Queen... I
all_hail_the_pan: I hope my players won't TPK
mahpete_: what even are channel points anyway?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
josh___something: I was in the middle of watching road quest, there's too much LRR!!!
Juliamon: !channelpoints
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Earthenone: !channelpoints
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bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrHERE_SG
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lirazel64: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend Yeah, I just hoard them and then change emotes. It's clearly a Skinner-boxification of Twitch, though.
ghostvalv: :)
simriel: @all_hail_the_pan One of my players Did A Murder in one of their only safe refuges, so... Now I need to write the fallout to that
josh___something: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
EldarLuin: Whoo! Just got in. my timing is awesome!
PharaohBender27: Let's roll some dice!
RunicScribe subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
RunicScribe: Dice Friends! Great to be catching this live, Cam's campaigns are always a good time.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, RunicScribe! (Today's storm count: 8)
bowsin_durrows: I now refuse to use channel points for regular emote unlocking.
HorusFive: SingsNote
snowcookies: lrrCAMERON hype!
noSmokeFire: Dace Frands!
Gekyouryuu: no Serge?
Hulio826: Sweet sweater Cam
DiscordianTokkan: No serge?
Science_and_Magic: Short a Sebastian?
PharaohBender27: Um, where's lrrSERGE
LeeshaJoy: Where is Serge?
Nyx_fire: Cameron is so wonderful
Kraest: Oh good I’m just in time :3
simriel: How does Cam look good even in a Christmas Jumper
josh___something: did serge explode?
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrAWESOME
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrMATT lrrKATHLEEN lrrCAMERON lrrSERGE, _ Erika
Hulio826: it's 5e im guessing?
LeeshaJoy: There's only three sessions, you can't just duck out for one.
DiscordianTokkan: They ARE delicious... smelling, at least
EldarLuin: Part of a complete breakfast
ElementalAlchemist: Wyrmwood Gaming®: It's edible!™
Dryhad: Bones, skins, and so forth
kusinohki: dice tower on right? usually on left isn't it?
Nyx_fire: the Snerg has taken him
noSmokeFire: @Hulio826 it is
Featherweight_: Tripped and fell in to the layline of the void between sessions
HorusFive: Tree meats!
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo from Starbucks while my internet is down, I will probably be lurking today but I'll be here in spirit :P
NotCainNorAbel: Pride522 WooHoo! Thank you for Dice Friends. Also Road Quest is wonderful.
noSmokeFire: The Cult of Rakdos has a progressive sick day policy
simriel: Ah yes, Tree Meats, from the Tree Mints
PharaohBender27: Maybe the memories of customer service was too much for lrrSERGE ?
DiscordianTokkan: A/S/L Tuesday
ghostvalv: too real
drfox17: cam with the mood
noSmokeFire: fill the romantic void in your heart with a cheap pressure cooker
chi7891: Where is Serge?
simriel: Whoa Cam, not heard anyone talk about Cybering since the Gaia days :P
HorusFive: You deserve it Cam!
HorusFive: Oh, we did notice
DiscordianTokkan: I can see that Cam has a great sweater also
EldarLuin: awww feel better Serge!
drfox17: good call!
noSmokeFire: is Matt's mic on, or are my headphones too low?
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrSERGE
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrSERGE
e_bloc: Corgo160 dicefronds
HorusFive: clip that
noSmokeFire: (y) thanks for checking
wynternyghtynggale: wyrmwoLove wyrmwoSly
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, Hooray for not risking being a source of infection for your friends lrrHEART sergeHeart
kusinohki: *SQUEAK* for missing serge
simriel: I mean... The GM can't miss D&D since there is no D&D without...
JohnLockeCole: adults can miss DnD? but what if they really really really don't want to?
PrinceNimzar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PrinceNimzar! (Today's storm count: 9)
Alas_Babylon: A Rakdos cultist would probably embrace the idea of performing while unwell - it's more hilarious that way
PharaohBender27: Yes, double= lrrHEART lrrSERGE for being public health conscious!
EldarLuin: We love you anyway! <3
PaperDoopliss: @simriel When Rakdos is unhappy, everyone's unhappy. When the GM misses D&D, everyone misses D&D.
Blasteg: am I late
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrPAUL
josh___something: no snerge, but for a good cause
snowcookies: Tech Paul is best Paul
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove lrrHEART lrrPAUL
simriel: But... Riot would be so in flavour...
Juliamon: Sarah may be stuck lurking, but I am still here!
RegulusPratus: Can we get a brief recap? I missed the last ten minutes of session one.
Countjondi: More Cam DM, yay
josh___something: ljgami1Heart lrrPAUL ljgami1Heart
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde will wield her starbucky hammer
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThingsOnMyStream!
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Sarah_Serinde: Be good, chat, don't make me try to mod on mobile :p
drfox17: for as long as the wifi holds
Kraest: Hello, several city states of @gnome_friend !
ZeroArcana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
ZeroArcana: lrrHERE
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ZeroArcana! (Today's storm count: 11)
Sarah_Serinde: @juliamon lrrHEART
gnome_friend: Greetings vast and trunkless legs of @Kraest
PharaohBender27: :D
HorusFive: You can totally put it into your mouth hole
Science_and_Magic: Forgot the Table slap!
DiscordianTokkan: Everything is TECHNICALLY edible, Once
Science_and_Magic: Aw
Kraest: @gnome_friend that legit made me actually cackle very loudly XD
drfox17: Okay, chat, I need an opinion: Pie, or trifle?
bowsin_durrows: So eatable, not edible.
simriel: AAAAAH! I stopped existing
PharaohBender27: Man, my internet is being a real jerk with this stream :/
Baldrash: We don't ALWAYS need the table slap. >_>
RegulusPratus: Trifle is hard to come by, at least where I live
josh___something: So, you're in a magical forest...
drfox17: I have 2 types of pie, and 1 type of trifle
DiscordianTokkan: Cam's cold-intro readings are the -best-
bowsin_durrows: Edible means you can eat it safely and derive some nourishment from it.
MrPhlip subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
MrPhlip: I like when the numbers go up
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DiscordianTokkan: @drfox17 Lucky!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi chat. goo i'm not too late
drfox17: but i must choooose
gnome_friend: Hi @SydPreviouslyHeadache
SydPreviouslyHeadache: reheated some food after Road Quest
noSmokeFire: exsanguinator
PharaohBender27: @SydPreviouslyHeadache FYI, lrrSERGE is under the weather, thus his absence
DiscordianTokkan: @drfox17 What manner of pie options, and can they be Combined?
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan I kinda wish I had the drive to do something like that at the start of my sessions
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you PharaohBender, i was going to ask but figured they already talked about it
drfox17: @DiscordianTokkan I have pineapple/pina colada, or apple
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh
josh___something: YES
noSmokeFire: oh for-- March knows stonemasonry *so she can make a stage fit for a loxodon*
EldarLuin: deja vu
snowcookies: Cam owns Sebastian now
HorusFive: OH NO! The DM has taken control!
drfox17: @DiscordianTokkan I will not combine them
Science_and_Magic: DM: Give me your character sheet.
all_hail_the_pan: P O W E R O V E R W H E L M I N G
DiscordianTokkan: @drfox17 I vote Apple in that case!
simriel: Assuming Direct Control
BloodnBullets: so this is going to be more snerge? or something... different...
RegulusPratus: Trifle is a rare drop outside of the Commonwealth, common otherwise. If you've just eaten a full meal, the acidity of a fruity pie is pretty top tier.
drfox17: @DiscordianTokkan Apple it is!
EldarLuin: dun dun dun
drfox17: I will get some i cream to go with it
DiscordianTokkan: @simriel When TheRedactedFiles was doing Only War/40k, I did readings from The Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, and tried to guess the most pertinent passage in it with no comms with the ST. It worked sometimes!
noSmokeFire: Counter target garbage bag
HorusFive: And there will be NO CONSEQUENCES to this EVER
Alas_Babylon: If garbage would be thrown away, exile it instead.
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan I love those books, I bought ALL of the Mini "In Universe" books back in the day
Naarius: still sane, exile?
frogomb: I'm going to start using the phrase "right in the golgari chute"
kusinohki: oh no. this is going to be like that 'door to the past' commodore hustle isn't it...
Dog_of_Myth: Adds two black to devotion.
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan Do you know how much the O.G primer and the Witchhunters Handbook are worth?
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HorusFive: MercyWing1 MrDestructoid MercyWing2
Rhynerd: It probably serves a grander purpose to ravnica as a whole and the fate of those upon it but that’s above your paygrade.
gnome_friend: MARCUS
Alas_Babylon: Marcus hype <3
Science_and_Magic: MARCUS
noSmokeFire: :O!!! what a good rat!!!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: dawwww marcus
coelopteryx: marcus!
KV1NN4: Aaaawwwhhhhhhhh !
DiscordianTokkan: @simriel I don't these days! I have the Witchhunters and two 40K original books (Primer and Munitorum Manual), but haven't looked into how much they are
RegulusPratus: Poured myself a nice chilled glass of Armagnac. Gonna bow out of chat before I start arguing over stupid things. Good night, everyone! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: As always, Featherweight on point
iSmartMan1: Someone post that gif please
arcaneIllumination: I don't remember chitters showing up last episode.
lirazel64: Hi Marcus!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Featherweight
snowcookies: lol poor squirrel
DiscordianTokkan: Poor Squirrel and Poor Marcus
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan They are like £50 each, so... 75 buxish?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @arcaneIllumination Danika had to do some acrobatics to climb close to the leyline and grab it.
Rockario: Good news chat, it's here:
Featherweight_: Bye Marcus
gnome_friend: More light than heat
HorusFive: They are broken into their constituent parts, and then those parts are destroyed and exiled
drfox17: right, just gamma particles
JackWhoWanders subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JackWhoWanders! (Today's storm count: 18)
DiscordianTokkan: @simriel Dang. I guess I'm lucky I got mine for, like, $15 each
Naarius: That's... adorable
coelopteryx: except marcus's problem is not that the object refuses to hide, marcus's problem is that the object hides far too well
BloodnBullets: just need to get yourself an eldrazi processor to get things back out. No problem!
drfox17: or whatever comes out of black holes
DiscordianTokkan: (Canadian)
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah they were NOT expensive at retail
JackWhoWanders: Aww wish I had got here on time. See y'all in the vod!
gnome_friend: @BloodnBullets that would involve bringing eldrazi to Ravnica
gnome_friend: which doesn't sound like a good idea
DiscordianTokkan: @JackWhoWanders See you in the Future!
gnome_friend: !card ornithopter
LRRbot: Ornithopter [0] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying
PharaohBender27: Ummmm
coelopteryx: one (1) ornithopter (militarized)
drfox17: one of them boros thopters
Naarius: It's an ornithopter, wearing Argentum Armor
DiscordianTokkan: Militarized Ornithopter? Is that a 1/1, then, or a 1/2?
drfox17: a UCAV
Wrexadecimal: lol
simriel: @Naarius So it would feel Vindicated then?
bowsin_durrows: It's an 0/2 with some equipment.
arcaneIllumination: Wasn't the ornithopter what Sebastian formed a link with? or was that something else?
drfox17: An MQ-99
BloodnBullets: @gnome_friend look, they have problems, im offering a solution...
coelopteryx: an ornithopter definitedly ornithopts
coelopteryx: *definitely
PharaohBender27: Wait, so if lrrCAMERON is having to play for lrrSERGE , does that mean he'll have to make rolls?
noSmokeFire: @arcaneIllumination it was, yeah, she's tossing the box
coelopteryx: i don't know how i typed "definitedly"
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
Science_and_Magic: Elephant Fingers
coelopteryx: the etymology of entomology
HorusFive: Cam with the word tip of the day lrrCAMERON_SG
bowsin_durrows: By hitting the 'd' accidentally after hitting the 'e' and before hitting the 'l'. @coelopteryx
arcaneIllumination: @noSmokeFire Was the Ornithopter also what Danika named "Chitters" or was that something else, because I don't remember where Chitters came from.
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:06.
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MaladyDark: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:33.
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
HorusFive: !findquote thopter
LRRbot: Quote #3812: "Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter" —Adam [2017-01-06]
simriel: This was a Plot! By that guild that doesn't exist!
coelopteryx: @bowsin_durrows i see, scratches chin thoughtfully
noSmokeFire: @arcaneIllumination Chitters came earlier when she and the hackrobat were investigating the Leyline. it's some kind of inactive artifact, but we don't know what. it's some kind of chittering walker and not a flyer
drfox17: still not the worst mistake in delivery
DiscordianTokkan: Would the Entomology of Ents be Search Results Web results Dendrology or Anthropology?
arcaneIllumination: @noSmokeFire Okay, thanks.
noSmokeFire: np!
gnome_friend: So an anti-echo chamber?
DiscordianTokkan: Copy paste, why
Science_and_Magic: My guess is that the Azorius were using the cafe as a drop point because they thought that no one lived/worked there.
simriel: @noSmokeFire It is almost certainly a Servo right? Chitters I mean
PharaohBender27: Oh right, the cliffhanger we ended on!
DiscordianTokkan: Exposed as someone that had to look up the proper spelling of Dendrology!
noSmokeFire: @simriel oh! maybe?
DiscordianTokkan: Goodbye marked page!
gnome_friend: !card flower flourish
LRRbot: Flower // Flourish | Flower [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic Forest or Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. // Flourish [4GW] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
simriel: I FEEL like he has absolutely been describing a Servo
Zalthia: Wait... where’s Surge?
gnome_friend: @Zalthia sick
noSmokeFire: sick
LoadingReadyRun: Sebastian: Level 1 bookmark
Wrexadecimal: @Zalthia sick :(
Zalthia: D:
josh___something: ooh! I have enough channel points to make a squishy doll
lirazel64: Cam is Snerge for tonight.
kusinohki: @LoadingReadyRun shouldn't that be lv 2 bookmark? he was doing it very well for at least a week straight. :P
simriel: She a Whampire!
drfox17: I know it's not true, but I imagine that this character is dressed like the super dark version of cH Kathleen
mahpete_: 100% dimir.
Naarius: She is now a bear
DiscordianTokkan: Danika: "Hawt"
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 And lrrKATHLEEN just demonstrated why you imagine that :D
simriel: That movie is so good
noSmokeFire: lrrGOAT_SG
aldruon: did sebastian step into the leyline of the void?
HorusFive: Physics opened it
drfox17: And she either looks like either that new Star Wars Inquisitor, or Kate Beckinsale
DiscordianTokkan: "You found a thing! That means it's mine now, right?"
simriel: @drfox17 An Inquisitor is ABSOLUTELY a good image to evoke here
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
gnome_friend: !card helm of obedience
LRRbot: Helm of Obedience [4] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Target opponent puts cards from the top of their library into their graveyard until a creature card or X cards are put into that graveyard this way, whichever comes first. If a creature card is put into that graveyard this way, sacrifice Helm of Obedience and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. X can't be 0.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: poor matt. those rolls are not kind.
gnome_friend: Combo with leyline of the void
Lithobraker: March "I didn't ask to be born!"
drfox17: @simriel Just all the black eyeliner. Almost going racoon eyes
PharaohBender27: Also, she tips well - don't want to piss off a good tipper!
HorusFive: Would anybody else wish to offer an answer?
DiscordianTokkan: Ornith 'Opter
Feminine_Desires: Is it just me or is cameron's audio not sync'd up? It seems worse than the player cameras.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Omit hopter.
noSmokeFire: Omi thop ter
josh___something: ornit hopter
BloodnBullets: ornate hopper
drfox17: "but mine?"
DiscordianTokkan: "dibs?"
Alas_Babylon: Orbital Crop Circle
josh___something: Omithopter
PaperDoopliss: Cam's kind of hard to hear when he talks quietly
seenoham: Om it hop ter, it's from amonket
drfox17: daaaamn, Ana playing hardball
PharaohBender27: @Feminine_Desires Now that you mention it, he does seem like a fraction of a second out of sync
BloodnBullets: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:13.
drfox17: I know Ana isn't ALWAYS holding that knife, but with that art...
TehAmelie: hasn't ornithopters been around since Urza walked the earth?
KeirenH: "I think you should give it to me" "Nah"
LoadingReadyRun: I might do a quick refresh of cam's camera
HorusFive: I think you should give it to me (implied- in exchange for all your bones remaining where they are)
noSmokeFire: the Cam-era, as it were
DiscordianTokkan: Mise en scéne is great, with Ana's Mise en place cooking skills
PharaohBender27: Danika has a Master's in Cool-ology
HorusFive: Why do we do any of the things we do...
noSmokeFire: oh, right, the dimir were unironically the good guys leading up to the War of the Spark
LoadingReadyRun: better sync now?
mahpete_: seems much better @LoadingReadyRun
Alas_Babylon: A Warlock's skills consist of many thiELDRITCH BLAST
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun That seems to have fixed it - thanks! :)
mahpete_: to me, anyway
DiscordianTokkan: Expeditious Nyoooom!
josh___something: Aah, worlocks
JarofGoats: Is Serge not able to make it tonight?
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
mahpete_: he's sick
SkipIives: You can always trust the Warlock to have another motive
gnome_friend: Serge is sick, alas
EldarLuin: Serge is sick
DiscordianTokkan: @JarofGoats He's sick tonight
PharaohBender27: @JarofGoats He's under the weather
lirazel64: Cam is being Serge.
JarofGoats: Ahh, hope he feels better soon
drfox17: "She's 16!"
PharaohBender27: Also, Danika is ssoooooo getting fired
josh___something: Ruhroh, my chat is doubling...
Alas_Babylon: "I am sixteen, going on ... thirty-seven"
lirazel64: @jarofgoats As do we all.
coelopteryx: amazing garbage technology!!
HorusFive: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
simriel: Oh no! They are Evidence!
gnome_friend: COOL TECHNOLOGY
iSmartMan1: Cool Garbage Technology~
DiscordianTokkan: RAVNICA! The Musical!
drfox17: @simriel Oh no, they just showed how to get rid of evidence
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: nope nope nope
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh!
HorusFive: Who was it that said "We should put up a railing"?
SkipIives: Not it
PharaohBender27: katesNoel
e_bloc: horny copter
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrWOW lrrWOW
simriel: \That sounds so wrong
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Feminine_Desires: onitihopeter
josh___something: Hornycopter
DiscordianTokkan: Omi Hopter due to Kerning
simriel: Onit Hopter sounds so wrong
SkipIives: notthatRIP
Lithobraker: On It Hopter
ArcOfTheConclave: throw Kevin in the leyline!
gnome_friend: The OMNI hopter
PharaohBender27: Party900 All hail the Onithopter, our oni hope!
Rhynerd: A cat baby
mahpete_: she'll tip even better next time!
simriel: lrrCAMERON_TK
drfox17: go for it cam!
DiscordianTokkan: A Particular set of skills and/or Behavious
erased_citizen: awh, no Serge tonight?
drfox17: i know you can't read us, but we believe in you
SkipIives: Vampires, ie. bankers
drfox17: @erased_citizen he's siiiick
DiscordianTokkan: @erased_citizen He's feeling poorly tonight
PharaohBender27: @erased_citizen He's under the weather
josh___something: Ruhroh...
arcaneIllumination: And a counting obsession.
erased_citizen: Dang, hope he gets to feeling better
drfox17: oh no
drfox17: surveillance state!
gnome_friend: !card thopter spy network
LRRbot: Thopter Spy Network [2UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
drfox17: wait, that doesn't make it a combat thopter
drfox17: it's just a spy thopter
PharaohBender27: TOTAL CONTROL
simriel: @drfox17 Militarized does not mean For Combat, it means Rugged and Hard to Break generally
iSmartMan1: I guess Dovin Baan is already on Ravnica, since he brought thopters with him>
mahpete_: @drfox17 militarized doesn't need to mean weapons.
HorusFive: Hell yeah
drfox17: @simriel Ah, gotcha, it associate that with "ruggedized"
SkipIives: So, then ... Brazil? (the movie, not the country)
PharaohBender27: In before it turns out these are meant to enforce the new sausage regulations
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Azorius is just really into smart city and IOT, big data - its cool. no worries.
DiscordianTokkan: This is why Nobody* likes the Azorius
Lithobraker: This campaign is now about intelligence sharing regulations and stovepiping
drfox17: I'm imagining that the person who signed off on this had it for massed weather predictoin
drfox17: tide water
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: "weather" prediction.... exactly....
DiscordianTokkan: It's a Montréal accent?
Lithobraker: Is Era a member of the PCLOB?
SkipIives: It's the newscaster accent.
dangerous_safety: lrrFINE
drfox17: the fake "psudo english" new england accent
drfox17: like Rarity
drfox17: Gothy Vampire Rarity
Lithobraker: So a British received pronunciation accent
SkipIives: @drfox17 the mid-Atlantic accent?
iSmartMan1: @drfox17 So, Luna?
Alas_Babylon: !card Deploy
LRRbot: Did you mean: Symbiotic Deployment; Deploy to the Front; Deploy the Gatewatch; Surprise Deployment; Depose // Deploy
Sergue_Thorien: Radio-Canada accent
drfox17: @SkipIives Yeah!
Alas_Babylon: !card Depose Deploy
LRRbot: Depose // Deploy | Depose [1{W/U}] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Draw a card. // Deploy [2WU] | Instant | Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, then you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
Kramburger: Big mood
josh___something: !card spy network
LRRbot: Spy Network [U] | Instant | Look at target player's hand, the top card of that player's library, and any face-down creatures they control. Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
drfox17: @iSmartMan1 I guess you're right, Tabitha St. Germine does voice both
DigitalSeahorse: wait where's Serge?
seenoham: called dimir
simriel: @DigitalSeahorse He feels Not Well
mahpete_: @DigitalSeahorse sick
drfox17: wooooow 4 stars
TheMoatman: Okay so wiggins got me playing Dark Souls again, and I just oneshot quelaag in ng+ (which isn't anywhere near as impressive as oneshotting her the first time around), walked out the wrong exit, right into one of the boulder trolls. I actually yelled.
HorusFive: Refined pallet
drfox17: i assume out of 5
DigitalSeahorse: aww poor Serge lrrAWW
drfox17: and not 10
SkipIives: The chat title should be "Serge is ill."
josh___something: What WAS the local paper name...
Lithobraker: I want to see the flying theatre triupe
simriel: @TheMoatman Trolls are bloody awful
HorusFive: I'm NOT familiar with it...
drfox17: !card panopticon
LRRbot: Panopticon | Plane — Mirrodin | When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card. / At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, draw a card.
AranMathai: Oh, we're in Foucault territory now.
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HorusFive: @AranMathai I think that's where Cam lives
josh___something: 1984
Science_and_Magic: Cam is always so good at fitting in some cool big word concept into his campaigns.
SkipIives: very much @josh___something
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh
drfox17: OH NO
simriel: The Policeman Behind the Eyes is a Pratchett Quote I tought
Wrexadecimal: uhhhh
DiscordianTokkan: That's a LOT of dice
LoadingReadyRun: The Ornithopter behind the Eyes
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
drfox17: the ley line!
Wrexadecimal: UH OH
DiscordianTokkan: *rip*
drfox17: you gettin voiped
PharaohBender27: OH NO
HorusFive: "Rocks fall"...
LeeshaJoy: Well, that was a short game.
josh___something: into the void
seenoham: oh, that is not a line you want to hear from the gm
bladed_shadow: this cant end well
Lithobraker: Thanks to CCTV aren't most prisons pan-opticons now?
DiscordianTokkan: AH, Sleep
bladed_shadow: ah elf
DiscordianTokkan: affects a certain number of HP
EldarLuin: :o
drfox17: ana made her saving throw
Alas_Babylon: Ana has the highest hit point total of the party? Dang
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
drfox17: taking a snack for the road?
aerohydra: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MaraSadow! (Today's storm count: 20)
arcaneIllumination: Ah, sleep spell.
PharaohBender27: Well, at least she didn't just throw them into the Void Leyline . . . ?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wait did she take Sebastian?
Lithobraker: Especially if you live near the Izzet
mahpete_: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt yep
mahpete_: I think
Dryhad: There are rural areas on Ravnica?
gnome_friend: !card dazzling lights
LRRbot: Dazzling Lights [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Surveil 2.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: lrrWOW
RegulusPratus: Yeah, wait, did she take Kevin or Sebastian?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @mahpete_ thanks. wasn't sure if i caught that correctly.
Science_and_Magic: In the 6th district, there's the Cardinia mountains that's kinda rural
SkipIives: wait, she took the Warlock and only the Bard knows what happened, that's backwards. ;)
RegulusPratus: Oh no
DiscordianTokkan: I was in basic with someone that literally slept through a magazine of blanks being fired over their head
simriel: Cam just Acquires Serge's Character. I suppose it's a useful way to remove his need to RP for Serge
RegulusPratus: Not gonna lie, I keep hearing "Marge" instead of "March" lately
gnome_friend: !card hands of binding
LRRbot: Hands of Binding [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Cipher
DiscordianTokkan: To be Fair, it was on day 5 of a 6 day field exercise so EVERYONE was exhausted
simriel: @RegulusPratus Same
coelopteryx: "even in this trying time, good news" - phrases that can be tattoos if one wants
mahpete_: @RegulusPratus I think those are both accepted pronunciations.
HorusFive: Write him off forever
Juliamon: Rural areas on Ravnica are just formerly-urban ones that the Gruul passed through at some point
Naarius: The spoon is made of knives
SajuukSjet: one wonders how much atmosphere is lost per hour to a destruction sphere...
gnome_friend: @coelopteryx I think that was Great Aunt Euphemia's tattoo...
DiscordianTokkan: @gnome_friend Or great uncle Euphemio's!
PharaohBender27: So it's more industrial-chic
coelopteryx: @gnome_friend @DiscordianTokkan i'd believe it
DiscordianTokkan: (I still chortle thinking on Graham's face when he heard Molly say Great Uncle Euphemio)
lirazel64: Very Brutalist.
Juliamon: We established it's the sort of place that has cable-spool tables.
Zalthia: At least they can tap for red!
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Wait, which episode was that one?
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 I think the newest one?
mahpete_: @PharaohBender27 I think so, the sausage pinata one
drfox17: flying crabs.....
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Oh, I think I know which scenario you mean, and yet somehow I missed that detail!
drfox17: do they... at least taste good?
ArcOfTheConclave: they're called crasis
FITorion: Prabs
coelopteryx: a crab-pigeon is a creature that can traverse air, land, and water. they are the ultimate
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, lrrKATHLEEN !
gnome_friend: !findquote squeak
LRRbot: Quote #5988: "SQUEAK!" —Serge, often [2019-04-13]
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @coelopteryx so can ducks
coelopteryx: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt ducks are also the ultimate then
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 I just double checked, and Yep! It's the first one of S2 E10
gnome_friend: Geese are the ultimate
gnome_friend: HONK
zahlfast: Hiiiiii
coelopteryx: h o n k
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Well, a good excuse as any for me to rewatch it! :)
Zalthia: Do pigeon crabs like bread?
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:05.
Lithobraker: Safety meeting time!
lirazel64: It's al little cleaner than usual, then. lrrAWESOME
DiscordianTokkan: Light Blue you say...
PharaohBender27: Wait, do we even _have_ crunchberries, considering last episode's shipping SNAFU?
drfox17: i'm sorry, crunch berry muffin?
coelopteryx: crunch berry muffin sounds dece, i'd try it
simriel: lrrCAMERON_TK Fascinating
snowcookies: the berries crunch
coelopteryx: muffins are cupcakes anyway
mahpete_: @PharaohBender27 the name is deceptive, they're actually a form of rock.
Juliamon: "Crunchberries" are like most berries, in that they're not actually berries
mahpete_: oh, Matt still has the curling mug!
DiscordianTokkan: @coelopteryx I've heard that argument, that muffins are potentially savoury cupcakes without frosting. But it's akin to Hotdogs are sandwiches
Juliamon: Or like how "Chock Full O' Nuts" does not contain any nuts
Science_and_Magic: KD's drama dept must be something else
dangerous_safety: weird flex but point taken
Science_and_Magic: Well of course it's full of tubes and brass, the Izzet made it.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @dangerous_safety
simriel: Oh god, Kathleen is naming things XD
PharaohBender27: "Don't call me, I'll call you"
gnome_friend: Kathleen definitely has a format for names
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of apples I just learned Ambrosia apples are apparently best but only available in BC, I've never had one or been there katesLewd
SkipIives: She's a Rakdos cultist, she should have a headshot with her at all times.
gnome_friend: Kathleen would have named Benedict Cumberbatch
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart Cameron's sweater
SkipIives: Things to learn in her entry level job
coelopteryx: @DiscordianTokkan i don't mean to get in on the food shapes philosophy thing, it's just nutritionally speaking, muffins are very sugary, so it might as well have crunchberries in it
LoadingReadyRun: DigitalSeahorse they are tasty. Didn't know they were a BC thing
PharaohBender27: @SkipIives Sounds like she's new, maybe they haven't printed the headshots yet? :P
SkipIives: @PharaohBender27 yep, the things you learn on teh job are usually the most practical.
seenoham: I recognize myself in this video and I don't like it
Science_and_Magic: Ah, the olde "My uni is better than your uni" talk
DigitalSeahorse: yeah Ben Wheeler just said they're local to BC, unsure if can get them anywhere else in Canada
DiscordianTokkan: @coelopteryx Ah! Fair. I tended toward more, like, carrot bran muffins. Which thinking back on it were delicious enough that they probably DID have a whackload of sugar in them
PharaohBender27: :O
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan Triple chocolate muffins exist and I refuse to acknowledge them as anything other than unfrosted cupcakes
theaudiovore: @DigitalSeahorse I used to find Ambrosia's in grocery stores in Halifax, haven't seen any since I moved to alberta
DiscordianTokkan: Didn't Tip?! Heresy!
gnome_friend: Wait, if Ravnica is based on Europe, shouldn't tipping not be a thing?
DigitalSeahorse: :O evil! kristikCocoa katesSass kristikMitten no tip!
BrindleBoar: This will go well.
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon That sounds a fair characterization
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so was Lydia also kind of a ... bad person? or was i just inventing stuff
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Those sound both delicious and indeed like larger cupcakes sans frosting
simriel: @gnome_friend Like, Tipping is something you do for Good Service
DigitalSeahorse: kristikSass
e_bloc: never mined
SkipIives: Stone, metal ... ah you hit them with a hammer. Same thing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *reading into the "good for you" and some of the other comments
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS kristikSass lrrARROW lrrCIRCLE_SG
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:33.
Dog_of_Myth: Why not both?
arcaneIllumination: I hope that Ravnica is a reasonable enough place that they don't depend on tips to actually get paid reasonably.
Mysticman89: Just got off work. no serge? Is he recovering from the demons from his past unearthed in the first episode?
simriel: lrrCAMERON_TK Dimir are hard to find? Well I never
Science_and_Magic: I think they're forgetting that they need to run the cafe. How long til the day shift you figure?
Juliamon: He's feeling under the weather today Mysticman89
Juliamon: Cam has his character sheet to use though
gnome_friend: Matt "Elephant Fingers" Griffiths
Mysticman89: I hope he has a speedy recovery.
simriel: "Elephant Fingers"
Science_and_Magic: Elephant fingers
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans elfunkCat PrideBalloons
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend I still tip (though not as much) in Europe personally, and haven't gotten pushback on it. I've heard that New Zealanders actually get pissed if you try to tip them
simriel: This is like the drawing of Appa
gnome_friend: huh
simriel: Just.. Unrecognisable
Science_and_Magic: @simriel Those are his horns?
lirazel64: Also, his character has been knocked unconscious and borne away by a very dangerous/sexy vampire lady.
arcaneIllumination: That's the third one this session.
simriel: @Science_and_Magic Those are his legs!
Science_and_Magic: Nicely done Paul
SkipIives: So she drew as well as Rukia in Bleach?
PharaohBender27: :D at the overlay
Science_and_Magic: I can't wait for Cam to play as upper management and bust them for leaving before the day shift arrives.
DigitalSeahorse: :D Marcus!
simriel: Polis?
DiscordianTokkan: Marcus!
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Marcus
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend At least, that was apparently my parents' experience when they were there.
mahpete_: I still feel bad for that indric.
mahpete_: poor little guy
DigitalSeahorse: yay Marcus got an illustration!
josh___something: "You've betrayed his tiny trust"
PharaohBender27: @mahpete_ Ah, poor Martha.
Kramburger: "You betrayed his tiny trust" is definately going into everyday use for me
gnome_friend: !findquote trust
LRRbot: Quote #3789: "Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes..." —Cori [2016-12-28]
Science_and_Magic: That sounds like a legislative hellscape
silenceaux: March, what do your loxodon ears hear?
simriel: @science_and_magic I mean the law is literally magic so...
gnome_friend does a labor
DigitalSeahorse: doh I forgot to trim the other end of clip
PharaohBender27: :D
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: for anyone that missed Marcus's face:
gnome_friend: !look for treasure
DiscordianTokkan: A... Rogue's Passage?
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
mahpete_: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
mahpete_: neat
DiscordianTokkan: @DigitalSeahorse Yessss
DigitalSeahorse: steveinMouse steveinAnon Marcus :P
arcaneIllumination: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
DigitalSeahorse: steveinAnon ssandNOM
gnome_friend: Elephants check for vibrations with their feet, but I don't know what "vibe check" means
DiscordianTokkan: 18/00 Hype..?
BusTed: roll vs wands
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG steveinMouse
lirazel64: lrrEFF
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
Science_and_Magic: Lemon cake vs fruit cake
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
seenoham: why?
gnome_friend: !findquote yeet
LRRbot: Quote #6481: "It's like yeeting, but for profit!" —Serge [2019-10-12]
DigitalSeahorse: lol
mahpete_: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
Wrexadecimal: lmao
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
Science_and_Magic: I remember this story
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW , way to take us on a journey, lrrCAMERON !
dangerous_safety: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrKATHLEEN
itomeshi: They probably have... thopter testing.
DiscordianTokkan: Star Wipe!
gnome_friend: !findquote hand
LRRbot: Quote #4: "I bathe my hands in milk every morning." —Graham [2015-01-16]
coelopteryx: a star wipe with a flourishing sound effect
PharaohBender27: That quote . . . o_O
MrThirdParty: I need someone to appreciate that I followed a cat into my neighborhood that had a license plate which read "Gandalf" and it made me smile.
PharaohBender27: I'm hoping it's one of the ones that has been linked to video of its context
Alas_Babylon: July?
Alas_Babylon: June?
MrThirdParty: car
Lithobraker: Marge
silenceaux: !card Judith, Scourge Diva
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
PharaohBender27: @MrThirdParty :D
gnome_friend: @MrThirdParty lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: LOL I've read Moby Dick :D
DiscordianTokkan: @MrThirdParty Nice
MrThirdParty: thank you. lol
PharaohBender27: @MrThirdParty Was it a Pontiac Sunfire, by any chance? Kappa
MrThirdParty: no it was an escape, or the Chevy version of an escape.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: clang clang clang
Alas_Babylon: So um... was that the fourth natural 1 rolled tonight, or the fifth?
Alas_Babylon: Because there have been an inordinate amount of them tonight
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey, I came home and my internet was back. That worked out well. Hello again chat!
gnome_friend: Hi @Sarah_Serinde
gnome_friend: !findquote duct
LRRbot: Quote #303: "Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!" —Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Sarah_Serinde ! We're trying to sneak through the ventilation
coelopteryx: going heel-toe was their first mistake: quiet walking's gotta be toe-heel. the ol tiptoe then gently settle the heel down
Juliamon: Welcome home, Sarah! Mistakes are being made.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 It sounds like it's going dreadfully well
Lithobraker: Go on all 5s!
PharaohBender27: OH NNOOO
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon So business as usual, got it :D
drfox17: i just
drfox17: i just realized something
v_nome: Wait, are we Teenage Girl Squad?
MrThirdParty: elephants are surprisingly quiet
DigitalSeahorse: XD
drfox17: these are Teen Grils on the Street
SydPreviouslyHeadache: alarm bells going off silently in the distance
drfox17: they will be interviewed soon
DigitalSeahorse: shigiHappy shigiHappycry shigiHappy shigiRobo
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @drfox17 i was just thinking that!
coelopteryx: danika is cheerleader, ana is so-and-so, march is whats-her-face, we do not have an ugly one
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
Science_and_Magic: It's gotta be MArcus
PharaohBender27: Robo-spider?
bowsin_durrows: The so called ugly one was stolen by a hot vampire lady.
DigitalSeahorse: Pokey? RPGShihu shigiLW1 shigiLW1 shigiLW2
Science_and_Magic: Oh, never mind then
DigitalSeahorse: Marcus?
coelopteryx: "stolen by a hot vampire lady'ed!"
coelopteryx: "ow, my ornithopter!"
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
coelopteryx: Hymn of the Duct
gnome_friend: Izzet Ductmaster
LoadingReadyRun: March is that elephant that is successfully hiding behind a small tree
PharaohBender27: ". . . and just at that moment, a worker decides to look up"
HorusFive: @coelopteryx It just occurred to me that somebody is going to need to tell Serge that happened to his character next week
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that poor vedalkan
DiscordianTokkan: Does he have... 6 fingers?
simriel: WHY does this business exist! Probably Dimir Stuff
PharaohBender27: Oh no, she got the wrong order!
coelopteryx: @HorusFive i'm sure he'll get updated when they discuss the things in preparation for the next session
PharaohBender27: Oh no no no - this is a no-food/drink zone, isn't it?
gnome_friend: !card deploy
LRRbot: Did you mean: Symbiotic Deployment; Deploy to the Front; Deploy the Gatewatch; Surprise Deployment; Depose // Deploy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it occurs to me, which "guild" would assemblers fall under? or be employed by i should say
gnome_friend: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Izzet I would think?
kusinohki: too many things are named kevin these days. seldom know what they're talking about anymore...
gnome_friend: Or some branches of the Azorius?
DigitalSeahorse: No Kevins lrrAWW lrrFRUMP kristikPorg
SydPreviouslyHeadache: gnome_Friend, that was my initial thought, but with, at least some of the places where I worked, the margin for error was so slim, I could be convinced Azorius would have a significant hand in manufactoring and assembly
gnome_friend: This factory is lit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ah, yeah. i got caught up in typing, ok so it's not out of the ordinary, thank you
seenoham: if it was very simple manual labor, probably guildless owned by the Ozrov. If it was complex and might explode, Izzet. If it's detailed and precise Azorious. If it's tough or intended to explode, Boros.
simriel: Dice Friends is usually about 3 hours right?
PharaohBender27: @simriel Usually, but it varies - last episode was more like 2 hours
simriel: @PharaohBender27 Wasn't sure since it is advertised as being 3 hours, but I knew last week was 2
PharaohBender27: They _are_ getting better!
Sarah_Serinde: Dice Friends is usually between 2 and 3 hours, it varies depending on the GM and where a good stopping point is
Sarah_Serinde: I'm enjoying all the attempts to pronounce the name of these strange and exciting devices
PharaohBender27: @simriel Admittedly, I think it's a scheduling thing, i.e. a way to make sure they don't have to cut off early if for whatever reason there's some special stream on a Monday evening
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:30:13.
MaladyDark: oNI-hOE-p-TER
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
gnome_friend: !findquote baguette
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lithobraker: Wait, was there anything cooking in the oven? Uh-oh
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED ssandSPOOKED ssandSPOOKED
drfox17: 3 michelin stars
Sarah_Serinde: I love Ana
Juliamon: simriel The third hour is often unused, but is there to help prevent ending the session mid-fight and such by offering some leeway.
DiscordianTokkan: What was the name again? Olivio Jamiesn?
PharaohBender27: Wow, Erika's doing a great job of building a backstory here
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM ssandMOD
x0den subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, x0den! (Today's storm count: 21)
arcaneIllumination: Heh, Viscetarian
gnome_friend: Loxodon should really have better hearing in D&D
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend Are you implying that the dice lied? Kappa
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RT @JChinnock> Day 5 (#RoadQuest Ep7) | G & Serge, the Convoy, and some break time. 📷 ||
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Lithobraker: @seenoham if it's intended to explode to solve a problem that SHOULD NOT be solved by explosions it's Izzet
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters 2!
Kramburger: "No, what is THAT?"
simriel: I TOLD you it was a Servo!
gnome_friend: Cool technology!
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate that Ana has knives that are good for throwing. But then I suppose that comes with the Rakdos territory
Science_and_Magic: You're all gonna gang up on a Servo?
Feminine_Desires: chat. I thought today was wednesday
gnome_friend: @Cameron
Alas_Babylon: Oh snap, it's the Boros
Feminine_Desires: And I thought this was a wednesday bonus stream
Science_and_Magic: Das the sound of da police!
Feminine_Desires: my brain is wonky
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right there's a bonus Adam Dice Friends on Wednesday isn't there
Science_and_Magic: This is gonna mess with me when I listen to the podcast version
coelopteryx: "uppercase numerals" - a band name of some kind
Kraest: @feminine_desires that’s okay, I spent most of yesterday thinking it was Tuesday XD
LoadingReadyRun: Thursday, but yes
Sarah_Serinde: Oh wait, that's Thursday, my bad
gnome_friend: What are weekdays
Sarah_Serinde: Reading the calendar explains the calendar :P
PharaohBender27: Is it wrong that I feel that the police sirens aren't actually immersion-breaking in this campaign?
gnome_friend: Chitters 2 can run but can't hide
arcaneIllumination: Serge took all their luck when he got sick!
josh___something: @gnome_friend (yet)
simriel: !servofacts
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters noooo
Wrexadecimal: oh no it screams
LoadingReadyRun: "Why did they program me to feel pain!"
mahpete_: it's tiny trust is shattered
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED aaaaaaa
Lithobraker: Chitters 2 has had its tiny trust shattered!
simriel: Well Cam did tell everyone at the Kaladesh prerelease that Servos can Scream
MostCallMe__Tim: wait.... Its a servo, isn't it's name Justus?
PharaohBender27: Well, now we have to kill it, just to put it out of its misery
LetsConsider: wait, where is serge?
mahpete_: sick
Alas_Babylon: Grappling is pretty easy in 5e
MostCallMe__Tim: ded
Lithobraker: We have to call the guy who knows what grapple is
LoadingReadyRun: Commence grapple check!
mahpete_: he's fired, never to be seen again.
Alas_Babylon: The grappler uses Athletics, the defender can use either Athletics or Acrobatics to resist it
Rhynerd: !servofacts
seenoham: I've yet to encounter a rules system with truly good grappling rules. 5e is among the less bad
simriel: The one thing Monks used to be good at in 5e
PharaohBender27: @LetsConsider Under the weather, IRL. Cameron played him for a bit, but hot, well-tipping vampire lady knocked him out and carried him off
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lol, literally just watched the crapshot about this today.
simriel: Grappling was so broken in Star Wars- Saga Edition. You could grapple a tank to death if you were Large
Rhynerd: Like a turtle.
Rhynerd: !servofacts
TheAwkes: Yep. In 3.5 I had rolled up a dwarven monk wrestler who had feats that would allow him to grapple an aligator under water until it drowned.
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TehAmelie: i choose to believe they made grappling overpowered so anyone would use it despite how hard the rules for it were
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_TK lrrSIGNAL_TK
mowdownjoe: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGShihu steveinMouse
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN with the galaxy brain play!
MrPhlip: I'm not sure how to do my hands properly lrrJUDGE_TK
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGFireball magic steveinMouse
Sarah_Serinde: MrPhlip Perfect
PharaohBender27: Whelp, nevermind
ulexarX: Chitters the second
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ana can't pied piper this? bummer.
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3013: "I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat." —Cameron [2016-07-21]
coelopteryx: scraps of food, scraps of metal, y'know
DigitalSeahorse: steveinMouse steveinAnon
DigitalSeahorse: steveinAnon steveinAnon steveinAnon steveinAnon
bowsin_durrows: LUL
simriel: @gnome_friend I now really want to kow what that Context was
MostCallMe__Tim: OMG I lost it
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters is Skeptical of the people that knifed it
Sarah_Serinde: I love all of this :D
DiscordianTokkan: This is amazing
PharaohBender27: Wait, aren't we still in the duct?
Rhynerd: I like chitters
PharaohBender27: Or did I miss us getting back to the cafe?
mahpete_: @PharaohBender27 they're in the factory space, I think
simriel: Look at Marcus' little grabbies
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters is Marcus now too!
gnome_friend: !findquote bot
LRRbot: Quote #2836: "You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me." —Graham [2016-06-20]
PharaohBender27: @mahpete_ Well, that shatters the mental image I've had for like the past however many minutes . . . but thanks :)
DiscordianTokkan: Shop mascot!
Lithobraker: Don't let Chitters be ch-uwu-ed by Markus!
drfox17: Brave New Faves: Chitters' edition
arcaneIllumination: I'm just imagining Chitters as looking like one of the separate halves of One-One from Infinity Train.
KeirenH: reminder: every night is open mic night at the torchlight cafe
drfox17: now we're getting into blood circuis range
drfox17: very rakdos
DiscordianTokkan: Releasing Chitters is a Very Rakdos thing to do on Open Mic Night
simriel: @arcaneIllumination Did the actual series start yet?
arcaneIllumination: @simriel Yes. Season 1 is already over and there has now been a trailer for season 2.
bowsin_durrows: Chitters is a friendly reminder from the Torchlight Cafe to not go on too long or too terribly.
mahpete_: I assume Ana's artistic focus thing is cooking?
simriel: @arcaneIllumination Whelp, now to go find that, the pilot was amazing
mahpete_: for bard csting
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
DiscordianTokkan: RAaaaaakdos! You don't have to put on the red light !
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: welcome to the chittering cafe's open mic night. better be good or our chittering host will ask you to leave.
drfox17: wait, are we talking about sebatisan's scent, or serge's?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
simriel: @drfox17 Yes
DiscordianTokkan: I love chitters
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love. yeah
Science_and_Magic: Aw, I wish that wasn't in the gap between the cameras
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think there's been any Dice Friends I haven't loved
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan Cam's NPCs are generally quite impactful
Science_and_Magic: AH!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: uh ohhhhh
coelopteryx: :o
Wrexadecimal: oh noooo
simriel: Sergepire?
Science_and_Magic: Serge is in for a surprise!
EldarLuin: He has been lunch
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrFINE
coelopteryx: goodness gracious
Juliamon: Next week: "Welcome back, Serge! You're a vampire now."
arcaneIllumination: @simriel The full season was even more amazing. Sad One-One half is the best.
gnome_friend: !findquote coffee
LRRbot: Quote #3685: "Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake." —Cam, of Tim Hortons [2016-12-01]
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
arcaneIllumination: Ooh, he's been drained.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Coffee, cures vampirism
Alas_Babylon: !findquote vampire
LRRbot: Quote #4397: "Is a vampires anus functional?" —Beej [2017-10-13]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *Is not a doctor
mahpete_: so serge is gonna come back to -1 kevin, +1 vampirism
simriel: Where is that quote EVEN FROM!
Alas_Babylon: I have no earthly idea
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember that quote
simriel: Who was asking about Vampire Anus!
Alas_Babylon: Beej, apparently
simriel: Of Course It Was Beej
simriel: It's ALWAYS Beej
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Lithobraker: I'm sure vampires can use their anusses on dates if they want to
Sarah_Serinde: simriel ...LRRbot's archive doesn't have a show or game :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was a friday
drfox17: i'm just realizing that ana's artwork looks a bit like apprentice chef Pyrrha Nikos
PharaohBender27: I see this working _really_ well
Alas_Babylon: @Lithobraker It's 2019 after all, it's legal now
drfox17: maybe it's just the coloring
simriel: Beej is a force of nature isn't he
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #3215: "Empty. Barren. Beej." —Cori [2016-08-12]
MrQBear: Gasp, Chitters can help chop for prep work!
Rhynerd: Meet Chitters, our Burrito.
Science_and_Magic: Right! Treaty Sausage!
PharaohBender27: Oh no
Lithobraker: @Alas_Babylon yeah wait can vampires eat ass or do their fangs get in the way?
drfox17: next time: the gang renames the restuaruant
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Banrael: cheer100
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
PharaohBender27: MARCUS
DiscordianTokkan: @SydPreviouslyHeadache According to the Google Calendar that could've been Let's Nope?
snowcookies: yay Marcus
Sarah_Serinde: I believe in Ana
mowdownjoe: Oh, Paul... lrrHEART
drfox17: "Chitter's is filmed before a live studio audience. Some Time you want to go....,"
arcaneIllumination: Put him in the Leyline room. That was warm!
DiscordianTokkan: Or AFK, Nightmare 4
KV1NN4: who suggested the crabgeons again?
PharaohBender27: So excited!
Sarah_Serinde: That was totally fun
Science_and_Magic: No one tell Serge a thing! Unless of course he's watching
DiscordianTokkan: That was extremely fun
Dryhad: That was *rolls dice* fun!
simriel: It's ALWAYS fun to be behind the screen and torturing players
Lithobraker: We love Chitters
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeay thank you all for the stream!
drfox17: Some Time you want to go, where everbody knows your name.....
bladed_shadow: did you have fun Cam? if yes than it was fun
xantos69: cheer50 Yay Bits!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Failure is a lot more interesting than success.
LRRbot: New quote #6591: "Failure is a lot more interesting than success." —Cameron [2019-12-02]
DiscordianTokkan: We Love Chitters2
Dog_of_Myth: Rakdos Detectives. If they can't find, they broke it.
drfox17: And they're always glad you came!
lirazel64: They're Number One!
Lithobraker: This was amazing Cam!
PharaohBender27: ShowLove300
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: I was also about to type !wyrmwood :D
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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DiscordianTokkan: Corgo100 This was extremely great Cam, objectively and subjectively!
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect, Cameron
EldarLuin: Smells like.... wood
simriel: The skins of bones?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wrymwood... its products are so vascular
MrTheWalrus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
MrTheWalrus: Dice Friends continues to be an inspiration that improves my DMing greatly.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MrTheWalrus! (Today's storm count: 22)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH
mahpete_: 'night all, it's time to take the dogs outside.
simriel: I love ALL of Cam's GMing, I REALLY wish he would do Etin as like a Published Setting, I love the way Magic works in his world
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @mahpete_ ! katesWave
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Everyone has different GM styles and I love all of them
x0den: the first try was correct lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: MARCUS
Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight IS great
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde Absolutely true, I just want an Etin setting document :P
DiscordianTokkan: Level 2, wooooo!
Dog_of_Myth: LVL UP!
drfox17: level to 2!
mahpete_: x-Oden, like x-Thor?
DigitalSeahorse: steveinMouse steveinAnon steveinStabby
Sarah_Serinde: simriel Oh yeah I totally wasn't arguing or anything, and that setting is really neat :)
DiscordianTokkan: I ALWAYS got thrown off by 5e's Extremely truncated levelling, since lv 2 isn't after 1000xp
DiscordianTokkan: It's like, 450 or something
Science_and_Magic: That's a neat rule of thumb, I'll have to try that
bladed_shadow: we leveled in our first game of adventure league
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde Like I worry I wouldn't be able to do it justice running it, but I want to TRY
Rhynerd: I’m more used to having 1 sessions be enough to reach level 2
Sarah_Serinde: simriel You don't have to be a Cameron to have a good time with it :P
Skasher4430: hello erryone in chat had a good day today noe i get see some dice friends before bed sending you all good vibes lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde I love the whole approach of the Game Mechanics inspiring the world
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @Skasher4430
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip Alex
KeirenH: they didn't finish February...
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSANTA_HF ssandSANTA_SG ssandSANTA kristikPorg katesHug2 katesLoaf
Dryhad: lrrGARBO
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde This is why I want a Setting Doc, so I can run it :P
Juliamon: It's a Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout situation over there
andrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
andrew: whoop whoop
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andrew! (Today's storm count: 23)
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW
gnome_friend: Hi @andrew
Rhynerd: The garbage never stops
gnome_friend: !findquote malware
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Rhynerd: Only the people who judge it
simriel: Bigatures
DiscordianTokkan: And then More Book Friends!
SkipIives: I just got Disco Elysium and I "blame" Cam and Cory. :)
HorusFive: Da Books Da books Da books!
Sarah_Serinde: Yay for Adam Dice Friends!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad we get more of that
mahpete_: adam <3
mahpete_: best reader
Science_and_Magic: Don't we still need to get through the citadel? Or are we just gonna take the L on that one?
Sarah_Serinde: SkipIives I have those two (and also just Cori by herself) to blame for several games I've gotten hooked on...
SkipIives: yeah, those are fun
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DiscordianTokkan: *checks* Ooh! My resub happens two days before the Betrayal Legacy Megastream on the 19th, so I'll save it for that. :D
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde I keep buying games Cam does deep dives on, cause he is fascinated by a lot of the same things XD
mahpete_: man, I'm like 3 sessions behind on Long Game
mahpete_: I need to catch up sometime
HorusFive: The Whole Local Thing?
DiscordianTokkan: @mahpete_ They're all up on YouTube now, at least!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream, have a good night everyone
PharaohBender27: Or just fist-bump them, so they don't get Pax-pox
DiscordianTokkan: Good night everyone! geeklyOkay
SkipIives: @Sarah_Serinde and @simriel I know, this is far from the first time they've made me go grab a game.
SkipIives: bye!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: night chat!
mahpete_: :wave:
simriel: Right, Sleepready time
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
HorusFive: Night friends. Off to the Vod to catch the whole back half that I missed. If you're in the NE US, stay warm and safe tonight
simriel: it is 12 minutes past 3 in the morning
PharaohBender27: Good night, folks! katesWave
Seagulyus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:47 from now).
simriel: G'night chat, see a bunch of you tomorrow for Talking SIm I am sure
PharaohBender27: @simriel :O Get some sleep!
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat katesThank theonl45Heart