ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (6m from now).
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't smoke a bullet.
Alness49: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (3m from now).
malc: wow, contractors screw up a server migration and then charge extra for undoing their screwup
TehAmelie: huh, how did this soup end up like 3/5 leek?
malc: you had a leek leak?
Earthenone: a far fetched recipie?
TehAmelie: i just saw a magnificent leek and bought it. it's a curse, having extra spending money
TXC2: yes....a curse
TXC2: also Hello Everybody
djalternative: I'll take that curse off your hands if you don't want it
LoadingReadyRun: Small tech issues, should be live in a minute or two
TXC2: no worries LRR
Mangledpixel: small issues with tech, or issues with small tech?
Mangledpixel: :P
TehAmelie: 1 dollar of leek money? i don't think i could send that to you
malc: medium-sized issues with undersized tech
djalternative: I'm pretty sure you can send leeks in the mail
malc: only if they are well packed
malc: otherwise they become leaks
TehAmelie: oh, a kilo of leek would definitely cost even more
CaptainSpam: SOON™
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [14h ago] @loadingreadyrun> RT @JChinnock> Day 5 (#RoadQuest Ep7) | G & Serge, the Convoy, and some break time. 📷 ||
the_beardzilla: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (4m ago).
TehAmelie: anyway i spent 20 bucks replacing my crappy mic and giant arm with a better mic and a smaller arm today, i'm tapped
djalternative moves to untap TehAmelie
TehAmelie: ah, a turn based economy
TXC2: where we take turns being rich right? Kappa
MaybeTara: is it my turn to be rich yet?
TehAmelie: i know some place that had that system
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
CaptainSpam: IT'S ON NOW
CaptainSpam: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MaybeTara: oh heck I got a new fancy sub badge, exciting times
TehAmelie: once a generation the banks would forgive everyone's debts and start over
AnimeKitty: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
AWildTransgirlAppeared: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: i think it ended up with the same families getting the money they technically didn't have anyway. . .
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mangledpixel: TehAmelie ah yes, yet another good idea for a system ruined by people being butts
CaptainSpam: Wait... SERGE is on the co-stream this time?
TXC2: TehAmelie almost like poor people have debts while rich people have debts AND savings :P
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Serifina: Soooooooooon!
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Serifina: Hi folks
TXC2: hi Serifina
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r_craddz: Serge is streaming also?
steelfox13: Good Morning N'sburg!
djalternative: I just want to see james' face before I go back to sick napping
LoadingReadyRun: Yah, I believe all three of us are streaming. Serge, myself and JoeKim
vanguard1112: It’s time for endurance Minecraft, be sure to avoid butt cramps!
Mangledpixel: oh, great, now I need to add JoeKim to the intro too! Gahh! :P
steelfox13: Punch a chunk but you have to stay in a boat
SergeYager: @Mangledpixel <3
TXC2: joekim? what is this PUBGcraft? Kappa
Mangledpixel: <3
Serifina: lrrJAMES_SQ <-- I suspect this is what will be happening.
TXC2: Here we GO!
CaptainSpam: @Mangledpixel Man, it would be hilarious if we saw an intro with Serge this week, and now... :-)
Jeezy56: lol wut
LoadingReadyRun: No Uno, But AND SERGE AND JOEKIM
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
red_shoes_jeff: AND SNERGE
SergeYager: ^ huh?
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john_boy427: Ayyyyy my favorite James
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: i'll be like in buffy when they added the actress to intro in the episode she died in :P
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red_shoes_jeff: OOOOOOOOOOOO
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TubeAlloy: Half a stack of months
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TXC2: hello James
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quietcat: hooooooooooooooooole!
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TehAmelie: James' lungs confirmed smaller than 70 meters
kevenwith2es: Definitely not Ian's lungs.
stevestein: This chunk has already been punched
Serifina: Good morning, James.
TehAmelie: will you ever try build-a-chunk?
the_beardzilla: Is serge feeling better? Missed him in last night’s dice friends.
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TXC2: "normal"
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InternetArt: 17 Months? That's almost 18 months.
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CaptainSpam: What is that stray block of cobble doing in that punched chunk?
red_shoes_jeff: Hello James! Hello James' mic!
TehAmelie: you have to completely fill a chunk up to 256 height faster than the other guy
CaptainSpam: The Minecraft board game? You mean Lego? Kappa
SAJewers: have you played any minecraft earth?
TehAmelie: some restrictions may be applied if they're funny
steelfox13: Minecraft boardgame, it's just a rock and a small pickaxe
TXC2: yeap it's December somehow
TheSpindash: *waits for James to fall off that block and make the highlights*
Serifina: O:)
twixwitchketchup: who’s going to be at pax unplugged?
TXC2: !clips
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TehAmelie: so natural
steelfox13: boooo
oakentree: @tehamelie would you be supplied with the blocks to fill or have to mine them yourself?
stevestein: That was cold, James
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun did you enjoy the final cut of the poem?
TehAmelie: mine them, or grow them
stevestein: James murders James in cold blood
adamjford: hopefully THAT will make it
CaptainSpam: Now watch as James has trouble retrieving his stuff. :-)
TXC2: THAT would have made the highlights
TXC2: :p
Wilcroft: who edits together the highlights these days?
TheAinMAP: sergeFall slytqRIP
TXC2: Wilcroft Cori
EJGRgunner: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:25.
oakentree: oh true, growing trees and turning them into planks would probably be fastest
TehAmelie: maybe you can only use material in the surrounding 8 chunks, so you have to prioritize
TheAinMAP: sergeHi sergeHi
TXC2: But name the clip then James
CaptainSpam: Somebody clip James clipping himself.
TXC2: *better
EJGRgunner: cheer50 It's my birthday. How many more bits for you to make me a cake in MC?
TXC2: Happy Birthday EJGRgunner
stevestein: A great URL for this too:
Serifina: I just realized I am short on things for breakfast.
EJGRgunner: @TXC2 Thanks!
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DarkMorford: I guess January will be the start of a NICE year.
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SAJewers: oh, minecraft 1.15 is expected to come out next week. are you hyped james/serge/joe?
adamjford: bees???
stevestein: @Serifina Can you feast on James's hubris?
Serifina: @stevestein Sadly, it's not very filling.
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TXC2: where are James' pickaxes lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
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stevestein: Because you're talking, James
EJGRgunner: Is Minecraft stupid or is Discord stupid?
stevestein: We're hearing everything on the stream
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] Minecraft is stupid.
LRRbot: New quote #6592: "Minecraft is stupid." —James [2019-12-03]
TehAmelie: time to use two keyboards, like a pro hax0r
Grevas13: the real pro move is two people on one keyboard. NCIS taught me that.
CaptainSpam: Minekart.
Serifina: Oh, I just realized my next month sub is 4 years. I guess my sub message today has three possible interpretations. >.>
EJGRgunner: "This isn't a race." -Serge, standing on a race track.
thetoastmonster: Throw a banana!
quietcat: the acacia boat will clearly be the fastest because it's the most red
r_craddz: clockwise they say and then go anti clockwise :D
TXC2: calling it now, James is gonna lead, then lose in the corners
EfreetM: 3 laps for a race?
TehAmelie: ooh, what if you use the mod with redwood trees?
Mangledpixel: ♫ Sliding around at the speed of sound ♫
thetoastmonster: That was a practice lap.
TXC2: BOLD words James
Wilcroft: 4th place?
sivakrytos: mary-o cart
EJGRgunner: It seems there might be an issue with visual lag. Is there a reliable way to determine finishes?
EJGRgunner: 3 is standard for Mario Kart
red_shoes_jeff: Yes!
EJGRgunner: I could use a minute, Serge
EfreetM: woooo
TXC2: thems Fighting words James
shadownova896: Yes
Mangledpixel: yup
furian12: ye
Wilcroft: yes
EJGRgunner: Yes we do
CaptainSpam: We hear Joe and Serge, yes.
TheAinMAP: Yes.
ContingentCat: Yes
TXC2: Yes we can here them
BeerUnion: yes
StationaryTarget: We hear 'em
Serifina: lrrWOW
red_shoes_jeff: We hear Joe and Snerge, yes.
EfreetM: we hear all 3 of you
Serifina: Buuuuurn
Mangledpixel: yes
ContingentCat: yes
CaptainSpam: We still hear them, yes.
TXC2: still hear them
NimrodXIV: yes still hear them
Wilcroft: still yes
EJGRgunner: dammit
cameronj115: yes
BeerUnion: watching Serge aswell
shadownova896: Yes, we still do
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
stevestein: The Lethal Weapon Clarification
TheSpindash: 3! 2! GO!
frnknstn: I bet 1000 channel points on Serge
TehAmelie: you never go on one
stevestein: Where are the turtle shells?
EfreetM: 1500 on james
TXC2: Serge making Hubris early
TheSpindash: Needs more drift boosts
EfreetM: gogogogo
Mangledpixel: Vinyl flap! I mean, Final Lap!
TXC2: 1:17:56 for James
red_shoes_jeff: James
TheAinMAP: sergeFuse lrrCHKN
lochnessseammonster: james got second
EfreetM: james second
CaptainSpam: I didn't see Joe when James crossed the line.
jeff_jeffy_jefferson: Joe last
TheWormbo: Joe did not see James, interestingly
SAJewers: serge got second Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Because he was in front of you =, Joe!
lochnessseammonster: i didn't see joe until james turned around after he crossed
TehAmelie: the curse of Sanic
stevestein: On JoeKim's stream, it looks like James passes after the finish
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Perchipy: this is the twilight zone of racing
Grevas13: mess up the boat organization. you know you want to
Mangledpixel: what do fireworks do, if anything?
Mangledpixel: no, i mean in the boat
TXC2: ^
ContingentCat: nothing probably since the elyta's needed to fly
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red_shoes_jeff: sergeIrene sergeIrene sergeIrene
TheAinMAP: sergeIrene
TXC2: why is the chicken in the neither lrrbot?
ContingentCat: lrrIRENE
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Stab it in the deadly lasers.
ContingentCat: * sergeIrene
CaptainSpam: Serge thinks chickens deserve to live eternally in hell without the release of death, confirmed. Kappa
badpandabear: sergeIrene sergeIrene sergeIrene
DiscordianTokkan: sergeIrene lrrSPOOP_TK
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TXC2: I get it!
Mangledpixel: awesome
EJGRgunner: It's funny how everyone has custom skins... but they all basically wear a uniform of Scute, Elytra, Diamond pants and boots.
TXC2: now it's Myan mania Kappa
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
TXC2: yeap, stem to stern that's a star destroyer
NSnitko: The question is, what's going inside it?
CaptainSpam: For once, it wasn't James killing chickens.
TheSpindash: It looks exactly like I remember it from the Space Wars movie franchise.
fiftymcnasty: Looks more like Endor
EJGRgunner: Now is the perfect time to mess with the inside of the ziggurat and blame Serge for being sergeOffByOne
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
TXC2: that hairpin
CaptainSpam: James, eat?
Mangledpixel: fun fact: in the opening to ANH, the flashes and laser blasts are offset in time from the spaceship elements - when the flash is supposed to be lighting up that hangar bay, the light glow doesn't line up with the model at all
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Dropping food on the track? Are they banana peels?
red_shoes_jeff: sergeThankJo
ZachtlyAsIntended: sergeThankJo
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
CaptainSpam: sergeThankJo
TheAinMAP: sergeThankJo
Xed_Regulus: sergeThankJo
Alness49: Multi-Jo!
SlyTQ: i did exactly what i said i would and slept through the first half hour slytqShrug
TXC2: Hello SlyTQ welcome
Xed_Regulus: Hi TQ! slytqHi
badpandabear: slytqHi
TheAinMAP: slytqHi
TXC2: either my screen froze, or james can stay VERY still :P
quietcat: slytqHi
Xed_Regulus: James is able to sit very still
TheSpindash: For hours on end. It's an evolutionary skill used to hide from predators.
Serifina: Minecraft is bad at dealing with high speeds
shadownova896: Get everyone with access to the server to ice race and see how bad the lag is
EJGRgunner: I think the best solution would be to implement a mechanical "stopper" of some kind
EJGRgunner: James seems to be the only one who can keep everyone on screen
TXC2: oof that cliping
TheAinMAP: katesLoaf
TXC2: need a sub 30 sec lap James
CaptainSpam: CAT ON THE TRACK!
TheSpindash: 1st Place: Cat
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ContingentCat: lrrWOW serge
red_shoes_jeff: The clap of my oars keep alerting the guards!
DaSunao subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
DaSunao: Track cat best cat!
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kitchenthinks: I started playing Minecraft with my 5yr old recently. she now has a veritable Noah's ark of animals living in the house she appropriated from some villagers. now she routinely bathes them and takes them for walks. amazing game
SlyTQ: awwww that’s so cute!
EJGRgunner: Why are you letting Serge do the math?
TXC2: ^
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
TXC2: everything to play for
SlyTQ: look i didn’t wanna get up at 8AM okay
TXC2: SlyTQ fair
SlyTQ: coffee time, see ya good luck
ContingentCat: oh no
TXC2: so long SlyTQ have fun
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icantseeyourtoes: wow! I've been subbed for 16 months!
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TXC2: it's a multi boat pileup
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CroMag12: <3 James the big 30 months for you bud
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Admiralmatt: so how many "jo"s are there?
SlyTQ: oh this is the one i helped build
TXC2: 2 right now, Joe and Jo
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Admiralmatt: ok thats fine i thought there were several more
TXC2: track name is Mesa madness right? Kappa
Serifina: @sergeyager I believe you meant to come back and rename the illiger
r_craddz: thankfully no chisel and bits for the outhouse :)
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vanguard1112: Was this all made in survival?
TXC2: vanguard1112 I think so yes
Serifina: It was
vanguard1112: That’s crazy
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: No Serge
Serifina: Every build on the server, to my knowledge, is pure survival
TXC2: hmm, I think it's gonna be sub 50sec laps to win
raven534: One of my first live Mine O'Clocks! Hooray for snow
TXC2: hello raven534 welcome
FickleMuse: slytqHi friends
TXC2: !clips
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NathanJay_GA: Every time
ponbern: and nailed it
TXC2: hello FickleMuse welcome
Serifina: lrrJAMES_SQ lrrJAMES_SQ lrrJAMES_SQ
vanguard1112: F
TXC2: Serifina the prophecy has been for filled
Serifina: Why thank you, James. lrrJAMES_SQ lrrJAMES_SQ lrrJAMES_SQ
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Pedantically: Two sub-babies? I don't know if I'm ready for that responsibility.
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Thylian1: lol
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CaptainSpam: A Donnie Dark Oak Boat
red_shoes_jeff: Of course you do, James. They're called Serge and Joe. benginFingers
Pedantically: So is this the construction of the track portion?
TXC2: destruction 100
orbitaltuna: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN gottem
TheWormbo: I'm pretty sure Hermitcraft has a way stronger server, and they also run server-side mods to fix certain issues (pretty sure they are running carpetmod)
orbitaltuna: rams? psh, wooloos
Mangledpixel: just cram more sheep in
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: lrrSPOOP_TK
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iggySPLOSION: Jump off, do a flip!
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Chipton: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:58.
SAJewers: maybe it'll be better with the performance optimizations in 1.15?
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Yoooo this emote modification feature is cool lrrSPOOP_TK
NathanJay_GA: I wonder if you should do an old-school Le Mans style start, where you have to run to your vehicle before you can start
kevenwith2es: 5 yard penalty!
iggySPLOSION: HahaDoge
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: lrrSPOOP_TK gonna be useful for the Let's Nope tonight
TXC2: 2:27:37 for James
badpandabear: Serge OP pls nerf
TXC2: James "always in 2nd" Turner
kevenwith2es: cheerwhal1000 I've heard tales of new holiday Twitch emotes. Also hi!
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iggySPLOSION: everyone knows birch is the smoothest of woods
TXC2: hello kevenwith2es welcome
EfreetM: is there a rainbow road map with no borders?
TXC2: Redwood goes faster Kappa
NathanJay_GA: HahaNyandeer the heck is this?
kevenwith2es: HahaGingercat
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100
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ContingentCat: katesLurk
TXC2: Very Labyrinth zone
TurboEmily: o/
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TheSpindash: Now THIS is a Mario Kart track
TXC2: yeah this is a neat track
Neljandik: That looked like looney tunes
the_one_and_only_kim: this track is so imaginitive
frnknstn: HahaGoose
red_shoes_jeff: Joe Kim, A.K.A. Wile E. Coyote
creasehearst: LRR's new show: James In The Middle
TXC2: I Name this track Coral Corners
Alness49: Second Place AKA Racing's ol' 2-1
ContingentCat: wow I expected Joe Kim to have an advantage from knowing the courses better
Alness49: Three Way tie means we enter Thunderdome, right?
ponbern: James is this Gandalf 2.0?
TXC2: Serge needs to win or come 2nd without James wining
TheSpindash: A tie requires a footrace. And I don't mean in the game.
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
TXC2: Pogers!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh nooooo
kevenwith2es: Eyes on the prize, Turner!
orbitaltuna: can you knock each other out of boats?
EfreetM: james in deep focus
TXC2: Noooo!
orbitaltuna: cuz then we can add a shell battle component to this :p
Alness49: The Three Way Tie!
Serifina: ahahahahahahaha
Alness49: Sudden Death!
Serifina: That track is insane
ContingentCat: the finish line sending you flying is so good
TXC2: everyones a winner KAppa
iggySPLOSION: death race
orbitaltuna: the fifth track ccolorD
Alness49: Rainbow Road!
NathanJay_GA: hidden bonus track!
EfreetM: rainbow road!
kevenwith2es: Hidden cow level!
ContingentCat: OH YEAH
Metalupis: rainbow road
Serifina: I missed the walkthrough of the track because I was busy placing a Secret Lair order.
ContingentCat: I forgot about it
TXC2: the end?....go on
DiscordianTokkan: The Ender Racetrack? OH NO it totally is Rainbow Road isn't it
JqlGirl: is there a difference between boat materials?
EJGRgunner: So James has finished second every time?
TXC2: Serifina it went under water, then had water elevators
Serifina: @TXC2 I got to see the whole race itself, it was just a surprise. :D
lochnessseammonster: will you all start in a straight line again for the last one?
EJGRgunner: James "Bridesmaid" Turner
adamjford: oh yes I remember this
RomanGoro: Of course is Rainbow Road
iggySPLOSION: PrideBalloons
Alness49: Wait! I was joking! It IS Rainbow Road!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Can you fall off?
Serifina: Oh NO
ContingentCat: the reveal is so good with the star
lochnessseammonster: PartyPopper PartyPopper PogChamp
EfreetM: oh my goodness
fiftymcnasty: SNES? psh everyone knows 64 was best
Bengineering: Joe this is incredible
Serifina: Oh, whew
TXC2: hello Bengineering welcome
lochnessseammonster: james will find a way to fall
TXC2: ^
Ravynn: sergePride sergePride sergePride
fiftymcnasty: It looks real good
red_shoes_jeff: It's NOT Rainbow Road. That'll be my hill to die on, or under, as I fall through the skybox.
crazy_coug91: Always off by one
DiscordianTokkan: sergeOffByOne
Serifina: sergeOffByOne
TheWormbo: and it'S the only one where orientation mattered
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CodeGorilla: Thanks for the HahaCat @jgall1014
red_shoes_jeff: [ This stream blocked by Nintendo ]
Alness49: So do we put some Anvils on here for "Thwomps"?
EJGRgunner: @Reydien I forgot about hat
iggySPLOSION: HahaDoge
circusofkirkus: throw some elbows, James
TXC2: so Serge in theory has an advantage on the inside lane
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
TXC2: ooh Kitana Blaster: good song for this
kevenwith2es: James "Always Second" Turner PogChamp
TXC2: 1:24:70 for James
kawaiiMONSTER805: sierraS sierraS
the_one_and_only_kim: always 2nd!
ContingentCat: ol' faithful second place James
DiscordianTokkan: James #2ner
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SnorriTheNosebiter: 53 months... soon to be 5 years, yeah!
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TheAinMAP: sergeFuse lrrCHKN
NathanJay_GA: It's always second in Jamesadelphia
TheWormbo: James, eternal second
EJGRgunner: James "Always a Bridesmaid" Turner
ContingentCat: oh yeah double boo
red_shoes_jeff: Joe DQ for track destruction?
MAPBoardgames: Rainbow road is really good
inresponse_: This is glorious
TheWormbo: the potions won't do anything
TheSpindash: 200cc
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TheAinMAP: A splash potion exhibition race.
JqlGirl: take the walls off and do RR again
red_shoes_jeff: It's fun for US, and that's what matters.
TheSpindash: You say that like it's a bad thing
EfreetM: put a large circle of ice and bumper car?
BlackBlade_: But you could put a lower track below...
JqlGirl: RR reverse?
quietcat: if there was a way to respawn where you fall off it would be fine
Serifina: YEah, without a Lakitu rescue squad, it would suck
Reydien: if you put like soul sand out there, it would be super slow if you run off?
red_shoes_jeff: Mineo Kart: Waluigi Edition
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: katesOw katesWa
red_shoes_jeff: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
ContingentCat: sergeThankJo
DiscordianTokkan: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
EJGRgunner: You could race it backwards, like super secret mode in Mario Kart
ContingentCat: oh I saw it, it's at the first tur
ContingentCat: turn
offbeatwitch: theres a missing block right at the entrance
TXC2: to vomit mode
TheWormbo: oh no, this is bad for the viewers, too
red_shoes_jeff: DEWIT!
EfreetM: this is murder
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
TXC2: Evert thy gaze chat
crazy_coug91: this looks miserable and I love it
adamjford: A+ viewing experience here
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aerohydra: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @milambus
FickleMuse: slytqWTF Welp
red_shoes_jeff: Your pain brings me joy!
MAPBoardgames: lrrHAM_HF
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Can we also drastically reduce resolution?
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP_TK
FickleMuse: NOPE can't watch
adamjford: yeah I can't watch this lmao
SAJewers: max fov *and* speed 2 potion?
adamjford: wow it really does look like Quake
circusofkirkus: relay race?
incriped: hello
crazy_coug91: Marathon
SAJewers: try quake pro with a speed 2 potion?
JqlGirl: boat-on
incriped: I dont now redstoen but canon wars wold work
frnknstn: can you throw snowballs while a passenger in a boat?
incriped: canon wars
incriped: Nice race cores
red_shoes_jeff: That would've been so COOL!
adamjford: Endermen could just be a course hazard lrrBEEJ
adamjford: ok actually lag is the real course hazard
TXC2: the lag is real
red_shoes_jeff: Alright, I'm gonna take off. Later!
incriped: bye
TXC2: so long red_shoes_jeff have fun
adamjford: sergeThankJo
mistborn83: HahaPoint
MAPBoardgames: lrrHAM_HF
frnknstn: these are amazinng
incriped: HSWP
Milambus: Starting gates could be good
EfreetM: also lagfest
Nyx_fire: these maps are amazing and so beautifully made
MAPBoardgames: Include stopping blocks in the middle of the track
crazy_coug91: red shells?
incriped: good idea
EfreetM: open areas with gates like in the water level?
Alness49: A redstone Starting light setup would be a cool idea
Crokoking: random cactus traps?
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incriped: water area in the track
incriped: Good hole
DiscordianTokkan: Creeper Chunk Punch?
incriped: Creeper aww man
crazy_coug91: speed run chunk punch
TXC2: Man I could go for Nap time :P
offbeatwitch: james why not just fly away from it xD
herph: punch into the chunk
JqlGirl: flood the hole!
Calaban161: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @radyin
Alness49: The Evil is Defeated!
adamjford: Dump-In-Chunk
TXC2: what do we do lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Doors may not be used by wizards.
Angnor33: Fill the chunk back in.
incriped: good idea
adamjford: instead of punching a chunk, build an entire other chunk in the air above a chunk
JqlGirl: flood the hole
orbitaltuna: christmas tree in the nether, nether style xmas
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Fill the chunk with Christmas tree?
adamjford: Chunk-A-Tree
incriped: Or a trap corse wold be good
SAJewers: could tour one of the fan servers, or maybe this server
incriped: Trap corse
TXC2: oh Hay I remember this place
EfreetM: i remember this being built - and splatting on the walls a few times
incriped: This is the first streem ive ever seen
orbitaltuna: only one thic?
incriped: Wow that room looks awsome
djalternative: I'm feeling ever so slightly better now
incriped: ohh gast base ball wold be a good game
TXC2: here we are in Eldraine :P
Poprockplayz65: whats the server ip?
TiagoToledo: JoTowro tatGlam
TXC2: Poprockplayz65 Privet server
DiscordianTokkan: I remember that!
Milambus: Merit Jo?
frnknstn: there is a thing in the ice
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun did you enjoy the final cut of the full hollow men poem?
Poprockplayz65: oh
incriped: you sohlde make a hand comeing out of the ice
TemporallyAwry: Castles - Keeps - Etc. WORD HAVE MEANING, and all that nonsense.
JqlGirl: aziz, light!
TXC2: People with Argue about anything :p
TXC2: *will
EJGRgunner: cheer50 I'm still holding out hope for a birthday cake
incriped: i have to leave its a amazing streem
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That is smaller than I expected
EJGRgunner: The big question is if you want presents under it
Milambus: Need room for the gifts
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: James, you know that it needs to be 3 times bigger, right?
djalternative: re gift serge's brown panda under the tree
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Up two, in one.... ya. Too short if one in each layer.
Milambus: You can always un-perfect it afterward
TheSpindash: Or, make it an upside-down christmas tree, moving outward!
circusofkirkus: just make Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree Kappa
TheSpindash: Or, a perfectly cylindrical Christmas tree
ALLxISxLOST: octoDab octoDab octoDab
orbitaltuna: how big are the gifts?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: If' you're doing 3x3 trunk.... do you want a ladder down an empty middle? Secret (vertical) tunnel?
Oliin: I'm glad the oak Christmas tree was bothering someone other than me.
TXC2: an Aluminium Tree Kappa
badpandabear: Just make it out of pink concrete then Kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So red carpet? :)
ALLxISxLOST: or snow blue
the__spanish__inquisition: make it teracotta so it has a terrible pattern
Decaped: a square tree would be very minecraft appropriate.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You'll need to start on the last bit (not one in)... or you'll have one weird block sticking out.
kaffeetrinken89: but what abou ... ... diorite?
TheSpindash: Oh Christmas wheel, oh Christmas wheel, how lovely is your axel
djalternative: too thicc
kaffeetrinken89: three thicc
Crokoking: you could /fill ^^
djalternative: isn't there a new command to stop time?
Decaped: Now where do you hide the pickle?
JqlGirl: no branche?
kaffeetrinken89: lego tree
frnknstn: HahaGoose HahaGoose HahaGoose
EJGRgunner: Aww thanks
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun if you just want to turn day/night off for now, you can use (slash) gamerule doDaylightCycle false
JqlGirl: tree cake
ContingentCat: and until Jo adds cats
Milambus: Probably need a thicker trunk
djalternative: you just need a redstone clock and some inverters and you're set
ContingentCat: that trunk looks big enough to be able to hollow out and hide redstone stuff
kaffeetrinken89: there is whole block of space between tree levels so ... you could fill the tree with spiders. just imagine a trojan christmas tree.
ALLxISxLOST: Gross, I love it
orbitaltuna: it'll be as tall as the not-castle
MaelstronSolenor: is there a plan to add redstone circuits to make it decorated with lights and animates stuff?
djalternative: fill the tree with spiders
TXC2: hopes and dreams go in the tree
EfreetM: chickens!
ContingentCat: also how else are you going to get tree zombies
chesul: you should fill the core with TNT.
TXC2: Christ isn't copyrighted Serge
kaffeetrinken89: there could be a an egg dropping mechanism in the star that generates chicken
circusofkirkus: so it sounds like Serge's base is throwing the NYE party
quietcat: ooh, if someone is good with noteblocks you could have some buttons nearby to play christmas songs
badpandabear: Make sure you have 1.15 by that time for improved TNT performance
djalternative: #stresstest
SAJewers: do one extra week of vanilla?
Milambus: Hmm, might be time to start a new vanilla game for me then... I still havent played with the new water mechanics
JqlGirl: go 3x3 to + to .
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: If going for lego look, just dome the tree right above the last layer. Green dome on top.
quietcat: ooh if you're starting a new modpack soon, maybe by the time you come back to vanilla the nether update will be out
JqlGirl: change from a square to a plus to a 1x1
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun if you want to just keep daylight on the whole time you can use gamerule doDaylightCycle false
orbitaltuna: it's like those lego trees
ContingentCat: @orbitaltuna I believe that's the goal
TXC2: soon all will be green tree blocks
TStodden: So... Who's going to move in after the tree is built & decorated?
superhippo31415: is this their survival server? why do they have cheats on?
mercano82: This looks like the lego pine tree.
malc: "You made this? I made this."
ContingentCat: it not perfect system
beregolas: !next
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LionsEyeDiamond: lrrHERE
circusofkirkus: so what's the tree topper going to be?
djalternative: GLORY to Jamestotska
AlchemicalPanda: Glowstone star?
djalternative: Serge is the tree topper. He must stay logged in the whole time
adamjford: I refuse to recognize the sovereignty of James-stoska
EfreetM: looks fun
unicornpooper453: hi
offbeatwitch: great, twitch decided i need to see an ad so went "network error" and crashed
TXC2: hello unicornpooper453 welcome
azureHaights: tree SKRT
mercano82: The star should be made of glowstone, shouldn't it?
azureHaights: O tannen-mob, o tannen-mob
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @mercano82 ya
unicornpooper453: cool
ContingentCat: mobs can't spawn on leaves right?
djalternative: the tree topper should be serge the christmas angel
TXC2: the tree topper should be a Fairy Beej Kappa
unicornpooper453: yow
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh, this is Jo-stoyska... the tree topper could be a golden chicken
unicornpooper453: i followed you
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TXC2: imagine laying carpet on grass IRL :P
AlchemicalPanda: Woo, James can also say my name in one go. Still better than serge :P
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: 8 pointed star?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: No make presents for under the tree? :)
kaffeetrinken89: i am also for chaosmas tree
djalternative: presents come last
circusofkirkus: LUL
JqlGirl: yeah no
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
mercano82: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
orbitaltuna: "yes, this is patrick"
djalternative: it's a glorious mess
lochnessseammonster: WutFace
TXC2: it looks vaguly Soviet to me :P
Jeezy56: does that mean the Blair WItch is here?
djalternative: 2 thicc
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jordorowsky: Dawn Guard Star!!!
circusofkirkus: Serge gets a gold star for trying Kappa
JqlGirl: just make a 4-pointed star?
BlackBlade_: 6 pointed start maybe?>
djalternative: this is where we'd want chisel and bits
diyar21_: its a little bit thin in the middle
orbitaltuna: no like a nether star
djalternative: make it a star of david to make it multidenominational?
djalternative: 6 pointed star is the easiest way to star
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Do the decorations go "into" the leaves?
orbitaltuna: make a star of snerge
diyar21_: shame that theres no black wire orsomething
Mangledpixel: very #teamorder placement there, James
TheAinMAP: slytqShrug
jordorowsky: #team order!
Kraest: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
djalternative: 6 pointed star Serge. It's two triangles
estyl10: i think you gotta make the leaves more irregular
rocketjohn: Do a netherstar yeah
diyar21_: do redstone blocks maybe
djalternative: where is chisel and bits when you need it
FickleMuse: Open center? It might make it less chunky
BlackBlade_: Make a angel instead of a star
diyar21_: make a gingerbreed
PinkfloydYES: Christmas?
djalternative: errant tnt?
circusofkirkus: it's a critique of the commercial nature of Christmas :P
PinkfloydYES: team chaos needs to destroy this tree
AlchemicalPanda: HahaBall
djalternative: it's the normal emote unlock stuff except you also unlock them for subs
djalternative: I am so disappointed there isn't a holiday themed emote mod
frnknstn: The tree looks great
offbeatwitch: rip bitrate
EfreetM: goodbye bitrate
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, nice!
lochnessseammonster: love it!
TXC2: looks nice, except when James moves :P
ContingentCat: looks so good
AlchemicalPanda: Someone clip a nice section
orbitaltuna: need some redstone on that tree
TheWormbo: add lights
Milambus: Should there be a beacon coming out of the top of the tree?
TStodden: Summon the Frosties?
djalternative: a simple redstone clock and a whole ton of inverters should make some twinkling lights
offbeatwitch: iirc you can't put redstone on leaves
offbeatwitch: because its non-solid
offbeatwitch: * leaves are non-solid
planeswalkingjedi: Hi James, Serge, and Uno 😁
Decaped: that looks pretty sweet
offbeatwitch: redstone blocks are fine yeah
offbeatwitch: but not dust
offbeatwitch: redstone blocks are blocks they can go anywhere
RedRaptor: Is there a way to make the whole tree spin?
JqlGirl: could we outline the star with obsidian and move the floaty thing down one?
djalternative: you def have room to build a "wire" inside the tree if need be
orbitaltuna: i think it's easier to make you spin around the tree :p
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ContingentCat: maybe add branches as a place for redstone?
TXC2: making anything spin in minecraft is rather hard given the lack of circles
SomebodyNowhere: HahaThink oooh
djalternative: if serge inverts one of them they you have it twinkling
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orbitaltuna: tbh i would use command blocks
ContingentCat: light coming out from the trunk would work
Alness49: Use some green wool for the dust to sit on?
Milambus: build branches
finnlay_carson: <message deleted>Reeeeee I’m pickle Rick
djalternative: I'm with Joe Kim
kristwist: pure blue is soo clean and pretty
planeswalkingjedi: Looks good, guys!
circusofkirkus: this is such a heckin' chonker of a tree
paronomasiac042: Sure!
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rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun have you considered powered rails as strings of lights?
ContingentCat: I feel like adding new colours should be replacing some blue terracotta ones rather than as well as, it's getting to be a lot
orbitaltuna: imo the tree would need to be even bigger if you want to put redstone in it
Crokoking: just lay an observer line through the center
BlackBlade_: piston pushing a redstone block
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Redstone block inside near top of tree?
AlchemicalPanda: James... the trunk... noooo
TXC2: 이시이시원 안녕하세요, 영어 만 사용하십시오, 감사합니다 :)
Gulleko: replacing some of the terracotta with sea lanterns would probably be better for lights. they won't blink though
djalternative: you could make the tree trunk bigger without too much trouble
djalternative: stone block and torch
rocketjohn: it appears i had a garbage idea
rocketjohn: never mind.
djalternative: @SergeYager you can make inverters by placing a stone block with a torch on the other side
rocketjohn: wow, twitch hates snow
TXC2: Friendly neighbourhood spider jockey
SomebodyNowhere: sound logic
TheWormbo: I mean, we've witnessed the Snerge at DB
Milambus: Devil... demons are chaotic
rocketjohn: why not just hang iron lanterns?
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I always knew Serge was a demon.
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rocketjohn: that would look like fairy lights
TheWormbo: Milambus: it's reversed for Magic the Gathering
CaptainSpam: So THAT'S how Snerge is summoned! If Serge sneezes three times!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Inside the tree a bit...
quietcat: end rods might be good and could look icicle-ey
rocketjohn: end rods is a good call
Talin06: torches?
Milambus: @CaptainSpam Fair... never thought of it that way, but yea.
TheWormbo: oh yes, end rods also have a neat particle effect
TXC2: looks like they're swiming in the tree :p
djalternative: are you going to put a train around the tree?
djalternative: unfortunately there are no railcraft trains
richard_ermen: lrrFRUMP_SG
TStodden: We could use some snow golems to protect the tree...
TXC2: richard_ermen that gives him demon eyes :p
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Draft_O_Mattic: One more glowstone under the star, hidden?
richard_ermen: @TXC2 Agreed. Isn´t it awesome? ;)
quietcat: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @insertuserhere_
richard_ermen: Also, somehow I feel like they´re building his and it´ll end like Butter Road...
TXC2: almost certainly
TheAinMAP: Pretty.
TXC2: fancy
DiscordianTokkan: That looks great
Camail: put chests inside the presents
quietcat: if you leave a bunch of chests there, around christmas they all get reskinned as gifts
TStodden: Could just have snow golems patrol the tree & keep a good snow cover.
TheWormbo: not enough space for a golem
Milambus: snow golems
djalternative: do a secret minecraft santa under your christmas tree
SomebodyNowhere: lrrJAMES
djalternative: you have to go get your hair did
TXC2: get well soon Serge
FITorion: as James screws up the carpet
TXC2: bye joekim
Gulleko: this looks great
TheMerricat: !next
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TXC2: thanks for streaming James
djalternative: look at those creeper shaped presents
BlackBlade_: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
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FITorion: and the non-symmetric James messed up
FITorion: carpet
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Just like Adam, with the airco in your car
TXC2: dust: the full experience Kappa
SAJewers: *sure* james Kappa
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DiscordianTokkan: Road Quest was extremely good
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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ContingentCat: !next
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TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
ContingentCat: dang talking sim starts right when I need to go to work
Twinklebees: Howdy ho chets
cheetoJack: !bad advice
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Earthenone: !advice
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