Saulens181: hello chat!
simriel: I successfully Ate a Food and Didn't Died! This is a triumph for me today
TehAmelie: woo
Saulens181: i have continues my own forays into Martinaise and oof
Saulens181: this game hit me hard
Saulens181: several times
simriel: I will get it once my PC is functional, cause I really wanna mess around with different builds
Serpens77: !next
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TehAmelie: i tried an all Str/Dex build and immediately started getting psychological game overs
TehAmelie: it's fun to see how many ways you can make the papers
LoadingReadyRun: Yeah it's hard when you fumble the roll for looking in the mirror and just die. -cori
simriel: I really wanna do a Physical/Wits build
simriel: Do we ever find out what made is go from being a Great Cop to being... Bad At Everything?
TehAmelie: i infer it's because we had a wife who was the sole human contact in our life
simriel: Aaaah, the Ex Wife was the only Non Cop in our life... right
simriel: This game plays with a bunch of different 'Cop' tropes all at once. It's kinda fascinating
TehAmelie: i'm more intrigued by "when" it happened
TehAmelie: how much less than those 18 years we spent closing 200 cases
HydraWiggins: presumably very recently
simriel: Like, it seems like the last Year or so right? That we completely delf-destructed
TehAmelie: hard to say but i figured we had been pursuing alcoholism for quite some time
simriel: Also: Stream hasn't started right? Not just me?
TehAmelie: not for me either
ieva_art: im not seeing anything
simriel: Just double checking.
HydraWiggins: I imagine there's some kind of snack being had
simriel: Omnomnom
simriel: Maybe Bus was Late
ieva_art: just 2 more min of snackin
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
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TehAmelie: gotta wrestle the furies as fast as we can, i hear from Adam's stream he's chomping at the bit to do Let's Nope
simriel: HahaDreidel This emote creeps me out
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Wagshadow: d i s c o
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Paranundrox: this game seems so rad
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Serpens77: I'm here for more hot disco-on-elysium action, starring Terrible Cop
Paranundrox: might have to pick it up
Serpens77: no might, only do
beregolas: !next
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Serpens77: it might still even be on sale on Steam
ieva_art: feel like i havent come to talking sim in a million years, this is nice :D
beregolas: hey look ma I made it :D
TehAmelie: ah, the greatest intro on television
simriel: They should reshoot that.
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends :)
Serpens77: they need to remake it with Cori :D
ieva_art: they should update the intro sometime
TehAmelie: hey it's team C&C
ieva_art: hello gamers
Serpens77: hi Cori!Cam
camomom2: Hey Cori & Cam
Serpens77: SO GOOD
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Wagshadow: "traditionalist"
Serpens77: getting the gluten free pie is one of the raerst achievos
simriel: Oh right, you can take his Armour
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear...
Wagshadow: emphasis on the ""
Astramentha: Cory, I need details.
simriel: Cause the promo image for the game has you wearing his gauntlet right?
Rhynerd: I ended up shooting the dead body by accident last night.
Wagshadow: Conceptualization is the art related skill!
Serpens77: also Cindy the F*CKIN SKULL is partly involved in Art Cop
simriel: I need to spend like 4 days of my life just playing this game
Serpens77: you need to say art-y things, it's jsut that Cindy is a good source of those, but you're right, it's not the only way
TehAmelie: that was a load of XP
Serpens77: he does have a French accent
Serpens77: because he's alocal Revacholian
estyl10: did you die?
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simriel: Siri, call the police on me
Serpens77: Cam has died at least once, from trying to punch Measurehead
TehAmelie: lull them into a false sense of security by acting like they're not suspects! it could work
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG vileolHeck lrrHORN lrrHORN xmas emote bits time again
DigitalSeahorse: poor dreidel got a new creepy face
Wagshadow: i actually started a physical-focused playthrough the other day with the sole goal of kicking the heck out of Measurehead
Wagshadow: it's amazing
Serpens77: it is!
TehAmelie: violence has failed us!
TehAmelie: in my country we have a saying, everything is possible with violence, will and a great deal of vaseline
Wagshadow: honestly I don't think I will ever be able to do a full bad cop playthrough just because I can't disappoint Kim
MAPBoardgames: DO IT! Cowards!
Serpens77: Cam has discovered a new cam-ot-ype, he is Sorry Cam
MAPBoardgames: lrrHAM_HF
MolaMolaphant: Hello chat and Cori, hello again Cam
Astramentha: The lieutenant’s gonna KNOW if you just walk up *wearing the dead man’s boots.*
TehAmelie: can't save a lot of lives by armoring your feet
DigitalSeahorse: HahaNutcracker
simriel: @Astramentha Wear them under the Pants! The pants will distract him
Rhynerd: have you considered shooting the corpse down?
MAPBoardgames: Take the boots, get free soup.
Paranundrox: @Rhynerd if only we had our gun :P
Rhynerd: Kim has a gun
Wagshadow: (He doesn't care.)
Astramentha: @simriel Mayve
Gekyouryuu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:29.
Gekyouryuu: wow. over 12 minutes. and Twitch NEVER told me this was on. THANKS Twitch, you absolute dingus
Astramentha: @simriel Maybe there are two equally horrific and distracting ties you can wrap around your ankles.
Serpens77: GET IN THE SEA
Erudite_Cynic: cuno is a madlad
TehAmelie: hey, it'll be fine if we dredge it up
simriel: How much speed is this kid on?
kusinohki: so I tuned in at the wrong time...
SnackPak_: I've come around on Cumo. They're great!
Serpens77: it's worth hundreds if not thousands of real and he just.... kicked it into the sea
richard_ermen: Cuno...I am reminded of AM with him...
Gekyouryuu: all of it
Zalthia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:46.
Wagshadow: all the speed @simriel
TehAmelie: about 5% of his body weight
MolaMolaphant: somehow I missed that he was talking in the third person. I thought Cuno was someone else
simriel: Cuno-Words...
Rockario: Cuno's got Cuno-words. like "Cuno"
Paranundrox: Cuno-Words are one step above Bad Words
kusinohki: I'm confused by cuno vs cuno-esse
pth88: Why would you want to stop that beautiful expression
simriel: That kid is either dead by 24, or will live to be 110
Zalthia: Does a corpse bruise if you hit it?
TehAmelie: i unlocked the expression once. it makes you look more like a sad corpse
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Rhynerd: oh, nice!
Zalthia: Grih!
TehAmelie: it's wild how perception just adds more things to the world. well, all skills do in their way
notBrunoAgain: I've played through this game three times and I'm still not sure if the Mesque are supposed to speak Spanish or Portuguese. Maybe both? There's definitely both in the game
Wagshadow: yeah, and you tend to overvalue the skills you focus on in your first playthrough, because the skill ratings also affect how many passive checks show up
Mysticman89: acquire paldrons
kusinohki: all piece - teh sequeal to one piece
TehAmelie: we're gonna crack this case like Dirk Gently aren't we
notBrunoAgain: I love Call me Mañana. He is a big mood.
TehAmelie: a holistic cop, to solve a case, must also solve the universe
simriel: @TehAmelie I wonder what skill basically makes us Dirk
Serpens77: since the countries and stuff don't align *100%* with the real world, a lot of stuff is kind of a mishmash
TehAmelie: probably conceptualization
Serpens77: the country Kim's parents come from is part Japan, part Korea
TehAmelie: also all the countries seem to be groups of islands
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 great game with great people
atrociouslyambisinister: Jean-Luc you say
simriel: Ask him for money!
atrociouslyambisinister: you could always hoist him upon a Picard
Wagshadow: (minor lore spoilers), they're not really islands in the traditional sense, but rather "islands" of matter in a sea of literal nothinness @TehAmelie
atrociouslyambisinister: That doesn't feel minor?
TehAmelie: huh
simriel: So the Sea isn't a Sea?
atrociouslyambisinister: I mean Talking Sim is spoiled and all but damn if that's minor what's major
Awexdio: have we gotten the gun yet?
atrociouslyambisinister: How many ranks do we have in Hack the Planet?
MilkInBag: measure gang, measure gang
MolaMolaphant: measurehead gets a hypeman?
atrociouslyambisinister: Hmm, yes. shallow and pedantic
Wagshadow: @atrociouslyambisinister i mean it's pretty irrelevant to the quests of the game, it *is* of course a major thing of the world's setting, but not a super huge thing for the game itself
Zalthia: I like the contrast between your and Kim’s portraits
TehAmelie: he's got our number lrrHAM
Paranundrox: lrrHAM lrrHAM
Twilight_Spark: lrrHAM
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE lrrHAM
MilkInBag: we are, indeed, anxious ham
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Wagshadow: i love his theme music
MolaMolaphant: My degeneracy is entirely mental!!!
TehAmelie: it has the feel of Mal's "I'm not a monster" line
atrociouslyambisinister: My body does not *long pull off flask* betray my degeneracy!
MilkInBag: baby-like
5ubb4k: That endurance check is a big mood
TehAmelie: Jean-Luc Measurehead
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall Haha2020 HahaNutcracker HahaGoose
Wagshadow: i love how the game just gives random conceptual names to people sometimes
atrociouslyambisinister: Perhaps he will be hoisted on his own Picard
TehAmelie: of the Martinaise Measureheads
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atrociouslyambisinister: Wait, I totally did already make that joke oops
SachielOne: Wait, are there Lazarus Pits in the area?
TehAmelie: it's the characters who give themselves those names i think. except Racist Lorry Driver maybe
MilkInBag: imagine if Elrond said that
Wagshadow: the lady from the beginning is also called Miss Oranje Disco Dancer @TehAmelie
MilkInBag: the age of elves is waning, the age of ham sandwich is incoming
atrociouslyambisinister: H A P L O G R O U P
atrociouslyambisinister: I love it
Zalthia: I bet that voice actor had fun
TehAmelie: i find it surreal that an unique muscle mutant believes in phrenology
simriel: I wanna do Psyche/Physique for sure
TehAmelie: take the pants off!
atrociouslyambisinister: I dunno why don't you just fuckin Dale Cooper him in the face
Mysticman89: Apparently it's nott hard to save edit essentially in order to get max every stat. Also save scumming.
Rhynerd: Should I mention an upgrade to physical instrument I found?
musclewizzard123: T-Pose to assert dominance
MilkInBag: @Mysticman89 but it's kind of beside the point of the game
Wagshadow: you can actually level up skills in the middle of dialogue too, if you want to get a better chance at a specific check
TehAmelie: man that would be extremely boring
Archonic_Energy: you have a crowbar? he's not immortal
DiscordianTokkan: Rip pants off in a single motion "These weren't even tearaways"
Rhynerd: "Kim, this appears to be a stealth mission. We will need to go without pants."
Mysticman89: I mean yeah, play things properly, but its an option if the goal is "I wanna see what happens"
atrociouslyambisinister: Honestly can we just repeat that
Twilight_Spark: No themes here.
simriel: I like that Eugenics is FIRST in his estimation
MilkInBag: race theory seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES
MilkInBag: Adele is peak ham sandwich culture
Archonic_Energy: Disco isn't pop.
atrociouslyambisinister: "Inexplicably potato-obsessed" is on my Tinder profile
kusinohki: sadness? I'm stuck on "potato obsessed"...
Wagshadow: note: superiors inside, not superior insides
atrociouslyambisinister: I wish it said superior insides though
silenceaux: I want to like the line "bizarrely potato obsessed" but it's Measurehead
TehAmelie: hmm, we had the revolution in place of a WW2 analogue here i think
Wagshadow: genetically superior inner organs
Paranundrox: you are big, that means you have big guts
atrociouslyambisinister: Rip and/or tear
OverboardGames: Now you can try and punch him :P
simriel: Being bad at being racist isn't a terrible thing
Paranundrox: failed at racism
MilkInBag: success, we became racist PogChamp
Wagshadow: oh no, racism lore dump
OverboardGames: Oh no.
TehAmelie: a cop's job is to get information and cooperation out of people. it's a dirty job but
Wagshadow: Dios mio, a liberal!!
Zalthia: Geeze
OverboardGames: Not just a racist, all caps racism.
TehAmelie: this is strangely educational about the world politics
silenceaux: Okay but chimeras are rad?
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh boy we're doing lactose racism huh
MilkInBag: it's Holland LUL
Wagshadow: t o o y e l l o w
Legokman: Last time I tuned in we had punched a kid- what did I miss..??
5ubb4k: Wow, the racist lore dump goes DEEP
Zalthia: Kim is just over there dying inside
Twilight_Spark: My lord.
TehAmelie: something precious bodily fluids something
Wagshadow: we are now getting verbally punched by a race supremacist @Legokman
KV1NN4: wow
Astramentha: @legokman We’re learning about this worlds racism.
Crabspite: S E 🅱️ U M
SachielOne: Next rime we tel Beefcake Hitler to keep his theories to himself.
silenceaux: Wash your face or you'll like to start Mariachi music?
Legokman: Oh boyo Lore!
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy shit race astrology
SachielOne: *time
Rhynerd: I wish you had a watch you could check.
sivakrytos: this is indistinguishable from real racist
Zalthia: I kinda hope learning all this doesn’t let us get to the button
OverboardGames: MUD COLOUR
5ubb4k: #unsubscribeRacist"Facts"
atrociouslyambisinister: I want this to just show rapid day night cycles while he's talking
TehAmelie: you know, even if he wasn't completely deluded about all this stuff, there's no reason not to ignore it in favor of building a more democratic society
Gnyrinn: Wait, perfected AND adapting?
MilkInBag: HAHAH
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Legokman: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
Legokman: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Zalthia: You know all of this sounds pretty arbitrary
rybackgaming: Potaat got me
silenceaux: 🥔 is up there with alcohol and tobacco
simriel: This dude is... Monumentally Racist. Like... Hawthorne The Elder levels of Racist
atrociouslyambisinister: the so called """potato"""
KV1NN4: but.. but i LOVe potaat! D8
TehAmelie: wait 82000?
5ubb4k: @atrociouslyambisinister It should just be a montage of disjointed half-sentences
CraziestOwl: !uptime
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Twilight_Spark: I just can't imagine the process for writing thins.
Astramentha: I do appreciate that while all the mechanisms of racism here are the same, it seems to be divided differently from the real world.
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Darleysam: I'm pretty sure this guy posts on gaming subreddits
SachielOne: If we looked at this guy's bookshelf, it would be about 100 copies of Mein Kampf.
stmustachio: #Iamverysmart
atrociouslyambisinister: *three hours pass* and the reason potatoes suck so bad is *five hours pass* but of course the reason the Occidentals were once ascendant
5ubb4k: potatoes corrupt your bodily fluids
Rhynerd: I feel like this guy is turning more and more into a rascist version of the anatomy crapshot.
simriel: Why does he hate Potatoes so much
OverboardGames: #potatoracism
Zalthia: Why does this guy hate potato’s?
TehAmelie: oh boy we've only gone through the "top" two out of six
MilkInBag: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: This guy hates potatoes as much as he is racist. dang
5ubb4k: So it's like breeding rare Pokemons, but with more racism
atrociouslyambisinister: No that's a type of arthropod silly
silenceaux: Again with Mariachi
Garry_Guyface: God it's like I'm on 4chans pol board all over again
Veggiekeks: Oh boys someone had to write all of this NotLikeThis
Zalthia: I feel like this guy just has a problem with specific behaviors
OverboardGames: In caps none the less
atrociouslyambisinister: God this just has to end with like "and then there's Albanians," right?
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KeithSqik: 18 months, that's like a year in metric.
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OverboardGames: Potato women.
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5ubb4k: potatoes again
TehAmelie: the author of the game has developed this world for 13 years, apparently
MilkInBag: wow
atrociouslyambisinister: Word! That! Mystery!
OverboardGames: Just freaking punch him lol
Kykiwi: gained adavance race theory? nice
SachielOne: Side quest!
MrTulip: must internalize the recism
TehAmelie: i hope the racist thought is just a debuff
Zalthia: Oh eeewwwww
Zalthia: Nooooo
Garry_Guyface: knock him out!
atrociouslyambisinister: "deep race slumber" is astonishing
Astramentha: Welp. He owns it. He knows that he, truly, is the greatest racist there is.
Wagshadow: in general, most of the racists in the game are refreshingly honest about how racist they are
TehAmelie: i think that's a typo
5ubb4k: What does the racist thougt you unlock does?
atrociouslyambisinister: "Communism is pretty cool"
randomino5: KKomrade
TehAmelie: the game has typos. probably the biggest strike against it
SachielOne: We've found him, boys. It's the UberRepublican.
atrociouslyambisinister: *muffled Internationale*
Twilight_Spark: This is the worst dating sim.
Rhynerd: "Was it the fancy purple cocaine?"
Lucaan: Inventing disco while having sex is actually pretty impressive.
TehAmelie: reminds me of some writer's definition of a novel: "a long piece of text that has something wrong with it"
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy shit, *while*?
atrociouslyambisinister: That's some real creativity.
Gnyrinn: @atrociouslyambisinister That’s why it’s so rhythmic!
5ubb4k: everything he had to know he lerned from there
TehAmelie: hehe, not even the master of all racists can keep his story straight
notBrunoAgain: Do it do it do it
atrociouslyambisinister: We have to try
TehAmelie: this is the part in Zelda where you desperately try to avoid hitting the button to hear everything again
simriel: It's just absolutely what everyone SHOULD want to do
Sarah_Serinde: We tried last time. It went...poorly :D
Rhynerd: Would that one gym shirt by the lorries help?
Astramentha: If I recall correctly, last time we tried to knock him out, we literally died.
TehAmelie: we can only internalize one more thought right now, should we waste it on this?
ieva_art: have we figured out our address yet
silenceaux: The 'punch the racist' button is very tantalizing
Rhynerd: I'm asking partially so I can find out myself.
Sarah_Serinde: We 100% died from trying to punch him, yes
MilkInBag: no, we don't know our address, but we can become racist seabatBRAIN
SachielOne: What in the actual hell is a Volumetric Shit Compressor?
SpoonfullOfSugar: This game just makes me so happy
Wagshadow: @SachielOne a nice way of saying "getting your shit together"
Sarah_Serinde: SachielOne We needed to get our shit together
Garry_Guyface: There is!
Sohkrates: There's a third way
MilkInBag: find a gun and shoot him?
Astramentha: @sachielone It’s “getting your shit together.”
Kykiwi: go for the old gag of telling them to look away
5ubb4k: Just sitting though that racist rant gives you a mental debuff as a player, if not as a character
SkipIives: There is always a third way
TehAmelie: there are probably about 24 different ways
silenceaux: There's probably 4 methods, based on the 4 stats?
Wagshadow: I do believe you have already committed to getting help from the harbor (regarding getting the body down)
Wagshadow: but I may be wrong
OverboardGames: Three ways yeah.
notBrunoAgain: I'm pretty sure there are only three
simriel: I want to beat measurehead up so badly
Serpens77: you can still do the other ways, even if you agree with Kim to get help from the Union
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Labjer: I was able to roundhouse kick measure head and it felt so good
5ubb4k: ok I am convinced I will play this game now I should stop spoiling myself.
SkipIives: I actually got in by drowsily clicking around
OverboardGames: you can run with double click, if you didn't know :)
TehAmelie: being knocked down by a degenerate one third his size should disprove everything Measurehead believes in, but somehow i imagine he'll find an excuse
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I've got a decent way without finding a way in yet... I really don't want to become a racist
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Wagshadow: I'm glad they fixed the skill overview, for quite a while it didn't properly show which checks were available to retry
TehAmelie: there is a secret path but that's probably just if you have high perception. . .
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Twilight_Spark: Now I can't even know about typos.
DigitalSeahorse: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @aesir_blade
Wagshadow: oh my god
OverboardGames: Oooh.
Wagshadow: they are opening the ledger
OverboardGames: :D
silenceaux: Oh.
TehAmelie: when i did this i died, but you have some HP so it's probably fine. . .
OverboardGames: exciting
Serpens77: if you mean the path I think you mean @TehAmelie , you can also be told about it which helps you find it
Saulens181: oooh, THIS check (a thing that can be said for like 150 different things in this game)
Serpens77: "Fucking kill yourself you asshole"
DigitalSeahorse: oh horray the dreidel which looks creepy instead of funny dizzy derps now
DigitalSeahorse: :P
Garry_Guyface: UH OH
Serpens77: APRICOT.....
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP HahaDreidel HahaDreidel HahaDreidel
DigitalSeahorse: lol
OverboardGames: OOO
Garry_Guyface: Mercy my lord!
OverboardGames: What are you gonna do...
Garry_Guyface: oh the world is getting dark
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I did this immediately after picking up the leger.
Sarah_Serinde: Welp
Serpens77: Goodnight, Harry
Garry_Guyface: Title drop!
ieva_art: f
Rhynerd: Welcome to Disco Elysium.
I_Am_Clockwork: did we just get "the vapors" ?
notBrunoAgain: Well time to pave the save and start over I guess
silenceaux: Nobody ever listens to Volition...
Garry_Guyface: more like "the depression"
OverboardGames: Volation was right...
Rhynerd: I guess we know what those ex-something was about...
Duwani1: why reptilian cockney?
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SachielOne: Please no more Beefcake Hitler.
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silenceaux: Addicted to sadness.
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Rhynerd: Does it know what evils lie in the hearts of man?
TehAmelie: hey, could we remember our address?
TehAmelie: of course not
TehAmelie: water, the secret hangover cure
TheMerricat: ShowLove500 Kim is life.
estyl10: aah is this after you read the ledger
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DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall HahaSnowhal HahaGoose HahaThisisfine HahaSleep HahaNutcracker HahaDreidel
estyl10: you should equip the bag
Rhynerd: -2 Authority
estyl10: you can pick up scraps to get money
TehAmelie: we leveled up
DigitalSeahorse: Haha2020
TehAmelie: so to speak
Rhynerd: I know the clothing has explanations behind the stat changes, does the ledger?
atrociouslyambisinister: God this game is rad
estyl10: you can buy a map from the book store
estyl10: it's pretty cheap
TehAmelie: let the bodies hit the floor (pls)
Rhynerd: 16:00 tomorrow, right?
notBrunoAgain: I think once you commit to getting him down with help from the union, you can no longer try "alternative" methods
OverboardGames: No way to get him down now it's a lost check i think.
estyl10: PogChamp100 you can buy a map from the bookstore to the left of the cafeteria nad you can pickup trash with the bag which you can sell
estyl10: and*
Garry_Guyface: hey what's that stuff on the other side of the whirling?
notBrunoAgain: I mean you can always subscribe to his advanced race theory
Serpens77: talking around him basically requires the Though
OverboardGames: Yeah you need the race thought like he told you :P
Serpens77: that is, however, not the only way to get around
Serpens77: him
notBrunoAgain: You *could* also try punching him
OverboardGames: of course but that is spoilers :P
estyl10: have you met with the union rep yet?
FiremanPC: Yeah plenty of other ways to do it, explooooore
notBrunoAgain: 17% ain't... the worst odds
CulturalGeekGirl: I mean you can try physical checks every once in a while, saving first
CulturalGeekGirl: >_>
MolaMolaphant: save scum punching big dude in the face. Got it.
Serpens77: got free money from rich lady
Labjer: listen, you're already a bad cop, why not complete the horrible. cop stereotype and be racist as well
OverboardGames: Being a good person in Disco Elysium LUL
Serpens77: If it helps: after Interanlising a Thought, you *can* then forget it afterwards, if you feel bad :P
TheMerricat: Just got the latest Youtube update looking forward to seeing an AskLRR with Cori, Cameron, and Heather. :-) ShowLove500
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kusinohki: "sorry my way through this" - basically the plot of columbo...
Gekyouryuu: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @themerricat
Sohkrates: Feminism. I think that's what you get.
Inept_Hope: Did you clean up your room?
Serpens77: He might even be able to give more than one? I believe he can at least give Feminism Thought
Rhynerd: I hate the fact I keep wanting to bring up the gym shirt in one of the lorries that I accidentally stumbled upon.
estyl10: where does it show your moneys
MolaMolaphant: and a week left for your chorelocking
Calaveth: There may be multiple requirements to get a thought. I got the feminist thought while talking to Garte, but it might not have been the only thing I did.
TehAmelie: have you tried hassling your neighbor? i think that's the one thing you can do that makes Kim uncomfortable
Gekyouryuu: wooo! I forgot to eat anything after I got home, but it turns out that's a good thing because it's pizza night.
ieva_art: is the door locked?
Serpens77: yes
TheMerricat: that's a bed?
TehAmelie: it looks like it was a couch. maybe not even a fold-out
Inept_Hope: You could clean your room a little, with the bag.
ieva_art: i vote for cleaning too
Twilight_Spark: Mood.
estyl10: Cheer100 if you go to where the body is there's a hidden room in the bottom right corner of the area
estyl10: you can sell the bottles
TehAmelie: collecting empties is the most reliable form of employment you can get in the game i think
Rhynerd: And each bottle is worth .10 real, as I learned last night.
Serpens77: if you become Hobocop, you can even find *more* bottles to clean up
TehAmelie: i see now downsides to being hobo cop. except you probably freeze a lot
kumatsu: Is this the mariachi music?
Rhynerd: We do a civil service.
ieva_art: attempt to punch measurehead again?
estyl10: have you met the union rep yet? that is the next thing to do I think
TehAmelie: "clean up the streets one bottle at a time" could be the slogan of an alcoholic cop too
randomino5: perhaps open a Holistic Detective Agency
Wagshadow: looking at your tasks list is a good way to un-lose yourself
Rhynerd: Don't insult our mailbox friend.
TehAmelie: i like that Cuno tries to rebrand himself as The Cunn but Cunoesse won't let him
TehAmelie: bottle of magnesium in the trash. the city is generous to me
Rhynerd: nice!
Serpens77: ka-ching!
TehAmelie: electrochemistry is basically our enabler gland
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh that'll get us a milky way
estyl10: bro, you're rich!
BrindleBoar: the infinibooze is out of your reach
ponbern: Hi Cori, Hi Cam
cynimo: is it just me or does electrochemistry vaguely sound like cam?
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Serpens77: there are other ways to unlock white checks as well, but changing your clothes isn't one of them
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TheMerricat: Cheese it! It's a raid! Wait... we are the cops? TombRaid TombRaid
Wagshadow: you can always check the maps screen to check which white checks are available to retry!
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Sarah_Serinde: It only killed us last time, it's fine
TehAmelie: physical instrument gives you some weird introspection dialogue
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excalgold: Queensburry rules?
TehAmelie: "that did not work out as i planned"
bl1ghtn1n6: I feel like we've seen this scene before...
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kalateth: Lucky number 7 all to the sound crunchy bones.
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Sarah_Serinde: Ooh, we lived this time!
Serpens77: and no healing items
ponbern: Save Scum was right'
bl1ghtn1n6: Ah
MolaMolaphant: immediately back into racism after he crushes your hand. Some of the conversation paths seem unnatural...
Serpens77: btw, F5 and F9 are quicksave/quickload
excalgold: that menu text is correct....
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm sure *this* is what they wanted us to do
Labjer: there is a way around, of you so crave it
Wagshadow: you don't need to immediately savescum there! maybe after you fail, there's a new dialogue?
TehAmelie: he's surprisingly insightful. running out of health "does" mean dying of a heart attack from what i've seen
ALLxISxLOST: Do it again :D
Skajetolaf: Is Measurehead the Ruler of this place?
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh, not Candyland style?
Serpens77: he's jsut he Ruler of the button
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrBEEJ
Rhynerd: Should I mention the shirt that imrpoves phys instrument again or should I shut up about it as I think I should do?
Serpens77: pushing the button is not the only way
Sohkrates: There is a third way.
TehAmelie: i bet the blue door is one way. but there's more
excalgold: neat car
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greatwahooney: Have we tried the Bad Cop/Sorry Cop approach yet?
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Calaveth: It's rather clever design to just barely let that backdoor path be visible.
Veggiekeks: HahaShrugLeft @greatwahooney.
kakmize: Forget good cop/bad cop, have your tried American Cop?
kakmize: you*
ieva_art: examine the wall?
greatwahooney: Have fun watching everyone, I just chimed in for the resub and will catch this on the VOD. Good night!
WitherVoice: glutton for punishment, talking to her
Rhynerd: Kim, no!
TehAmelie: you must gather your party before venturing forth
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This voice is so smooth
BlightningHelix: Wait. I recognize that voice.
randomino5: I think it's Virgil Texas
randomino5: Yeah definitely
BlightningHelix: You're right! It is Virgil Texas.
Sohkrates: Yup
WitherVoice: go away, copper, while I suck down my coffin nails
TehAmelie: i'm disappointed for everyone who doesn't pronounce it frit-t-te
Serpens77: the third T is very important
Serpens77: for Branding. And Trademarking
Paranundrox: I imagine Kim is shouting across the yard
randomino5: "After I finish this cigarette I'm going to go to my toilet and shit out my doo-doo ass"
Paranundrox: seeing as he's trapped there atm :P
TehAmelie: probably related to the city founders *sage nod*
Sohkrates: I love how the passive fail checks give you bad information when you fail.
Gascitygaming: !next
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raven534: Unrelated to the stream: Twitch's emote gifting thing is sometimes not great HahaShrugRight
Serpens77: an important stone?
TehAmelie: you've got one third of a shrug emoji
raven534: precisely
WitherVoice: HINT: "IT'S A HINT!"
MolaMolaphant: oops it was a scorpion
Serpens77: hooray
WitherVoice: No crud, HINT, so glad you're here to tell us these things
estyl10: this game really rewards exploration and talking t people
TehAmelie: did we get the quest for Cuno's dad? eh it'll work out either way
Paranundrox: who needs Authority
estyl10: now with -3 authority
Paranundrox: we are the Sorry Cop
Serpens77: like Aviator glasses, except significantly more nerdy
TehAmelie: we're anti-authoritian cop
TheMerricat: lrrFINE_HF
TehAmelie: please remember Tab highlighting too
TehAmelie: never know what's hiding
atrociouslyambisinister: That's communism in this universe?
atrociouslyambisinister: interesting.
atrociouslyambisinister: More games with communism stats tbh
Saulens181: the 20 bucks is for rtomorrow
WitherVoice: BUGLARCOP
codypsizzle: The name of this game does not match the aesthetic.
WitherVoice: or mebbe HOBOCOP
atrociouslyambisinister: They just *left it there*! for anyone to take!
TehAmelie: sympathetic endurance?
korvys: Should have asked Boat-lady for more money
TehAmelie: rhetoric is the comedy skill, eh
Serpens77: Remember, Kim changes what he calls you depending on how he feels about you at that moment
Serpens77: "Detective" when he's happy or impressed with you
Serpens77: And "Officer" when he... isn't
WitherVoice: He's suspected of ritualistic cannibal murders
Twilight_Spark: First the fire, then we eat! anneKappa
WitherVoice: though we'll check him out of case for 20 bucks
Metalupis: mugging somoene
Mysticman89: work the streets
Paranundrox: we have the fines :P
A_Dub888: Blackmail
TehAmelie: turning gigolo may be a long shot
BrindleBoar: such is the life of hobocop
TehAmelie: "bang bang, i'm magitek armor!"
rybackgaming: casual lgbtq+ rep. Awesome
kultyr: I thought about picking this up. How has this been?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm 100% *not* going to syphon fuel out of Kim's car.
Serpens77: GOTY @kultyr
TehAmelie: incredible
Opera707 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Opera707: dippy rippy
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Twilight_Spark: The stuff cruise ships burn.
simriel: So wait can you wear the armour under your clothes?
TehAmelie: lliterally. it's hard to believe how good it is
Rockario: Maybe that's a thing with big ships?
WitherVoice: @kultyr it's art. be its patron, buy it.
korvys: Cindy is great, and "The Skull" is a rad name
Rhynerd: pants!
adamjford: benginButt
TheInnsanity: too baggy
Serpens77: those jeans do actually change the shape of the character model's butt
TehAmelie: in my head they're like Crowley's jeans
korvys: Oh, you found Oranage Cassidy's jeans?
kultyr: @Serpens77 @WitherVoice Sounds like high praise
Sohkrates: She said he's only there at night.
WitherVoice: well in my defense it very much is
TehAmelie: maybe you can donate blood plasma
Serpens77: You can stay up until 2am
WitherVoice: 2nd day? 1st?
Rhynerd: you're getting better, posibly.
Saulens181: You pay for the bed after sleeping in it, if you paid the big sum you should be good to sleep for the night if this is still the first day
Labjer: to be fair, it's not nearly. as hand-hold as a lot of recent rpgs, so some badness is expected
TehAmelie: maybe we should spend all the money at the bookstore and take our chances
ieva_art: i believe cafeteria manager said 'its good you paid off ur loan, ur door wouldve auto locked at 21.00'? so maybe were ok today?
Rhynerd: hobo cop rises!
WitherVoice: revenge of hobocop
Paranundrox: were we ever cool?
Serpens77: the door autolocks at 9 if you haven't paid, but he will still unlock it for you if you pay him after 9pm
Gekyouryuu: by being a cop
simriel: We are becoming true hobocop
korvys: To be fair, you didn't start particularly cool
Rhynerd: is that white rectangle a police symbol?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We started uncool. We've still gone downhill
CaptainSpam: I'm certain it has nothing to do with you picking up and wearing any piece of garbage you find. :-)
TehAmelie: we're turning from an apocalyptic wreck to a nerd in bad clothes. that's a step down
Rhynerd: because that black cloak up there had a white rectangle and now I'm worried we owned that coat once.
WitherVoice: Become a Mag based life form
TehAmelie: sometimes a wall is a bridge stood on end
Paranundrox: I sense Cori has a story here :P
Saulens181: It's a looong way away, but i really want Cam to get to the church
simriel: I mean we do have Universal Multikey
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie does that make a drawbridge a sideways door?
TehAmelie: totes
Serpens77: Time also freezes at approximately 2am
Serpens77: TA DA!
Jensling: Sometimes a wall is invisible and keeps us from the sweet release of the subocean
Sohkrates: Why can't we get the body down?
TehAmelie: you can see it's a hidden door, why can't the character e_e
WitherVoice: some mysterious red haired hobgoblin
Saulens181: because we're not good at cop
TheMerricat: @Sohkrates we committed to having the union do it for us.
WonderfulGlory: Is the whole game this one murder mystery?
TehAmelie: sort of like Twin Peaks is a cop show
Serpens77: yes and no
bl1ghtn1n6: *tries to skip through break, then remembers stream is live*
Serpens77: the murder mystery is definitely the main plotline of the game, yes
vidStrickland: vidstrPerf
WitherVoice: naah the game is mostly about telling people to go communism and/or free market liberalism
TehAmelie: or telling people sorry
kultyr: I'm going to buy it and give it a try. It does look promising.
WitherVoice: and asking "but like, what IS even reality tho?"
TehAmelie: there's a lot of options
simriel: We seem to be Columbo via Dale Cooper
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat thanks whomever that was! my tabs aren't staying active so I'm not sure if it was here or not hehe yay bongo pudding kitty
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Daken1993: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:28.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !next
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TehAmelie: did the music just end?
Angnor33: Thanks for the HahaPoint @opera707
josh___something: The channel points basically make it so that you will never unlock a regular emote... also that I will never use it because I'm a hoarder :P
Dhaunayne: there wasn't any music, your own music player must've stopped streaming
TehAmelie: no, it's there, very quiet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's subtle, like snow on a winter's morning
TehAmelie sees 50 centimeters of snowfall tonight
TehAmelie: yes. . .subtle. . .
Dhaunayne: ha! we got 22 inches of snow this weekend, nothing subtle about the plows being snowed in
TheMerricat: @josh___something on LRR the channel points are fairly pointless. Since the 'send a highlighted message' option was turned off because it screws with the chat notifier they use. But it's an interesting test
TheMerricat: and I hear the music too when I turn up the volume on twitch. it's just turned down way low.
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MolaMolaphant: that's a lotta gift subs
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37calorieghost: i definitely turned twitch and my system volume up to full and i dont hear anything
TehAmelie: Merricat is a merry cat
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LoadingReadyRun: diddling the menu didn't make the music come back :( - cori
37calorieghost: oh hey, thanks Merricat!
noSmokeFire: have you tried diddling them backwards
LoadingReadyRun: yes
Izandai: Upside down?
noSmokeFire: well I'm out of ideas
LoadingReadyRun: oh that worked
Izandai: katesLol
TheMerricat: We hear you clicking. :-)
DigitalSeahorse: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @themerricat
simriel: Ah yes, a good diddle always helps
Sarah_Serinde: As long as it's a consensual one
TehAmelie: everyone needs a hand sometimes eh
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft HahaSnowhal
Izandai: Just make sure you stop diddling before the camera comes back on.
TheMerricat: HahaNutcracker
FickleMuse: :O
simriel: @DigitalSeahorse Whelp that's my nightmare now
redinspired8004: Did you ask for consent before diddling
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft katesSass kristikMitten
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
TheMerricat: Disbelieve in the wall
TehAmelie: a wall of perception. and a wall of meat
TehAmelie: and a wall of racism!
MolaMolaphant: I thought you meant the "wall" you didn't recognize was a pile of roofing over a hole.
Serpens77: put away: bag of shame. Bring out: ledger of shame.
korvys: "Ledger of Failure and Hatred"
ieva_art: can you sell the postcard?
Serpens77: yes
WitherVoice: By speed, I mean amphetamine.
TehAmelie: have you seen a moral game over yet? they're kind of inspiring
TehAmelie: *morale
Serpens77: Cori! The kayfabe!!
maxthefourth: !uptime
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simriel: The Science Pants guy reminds me of the Drifter. I like him, I don't for a SECOND trust him
TehAmelie: it always comes back to the robopants. who knew Wallace and Gromit was so prophetic
Serpens77: I'm pretty sure the game tells you there are 3 lorrymen to talk to, but there are actually 4
TehAmelie: sneaking drugs into a place that is all coast, tricky
ieva_art: can we walk farther to the side on cindy's balcony?
ieva_art: daaamn
TehAmelie: it lowers survival instinct. that's some fancy coat
simriel: The Drifter is a pretty cool guy, I don't trust him at all
MolaMolaphant: ooh a nice coat
TheMerricat: It's Sgt. Pepper!
WitherVoice: Did Cam punch the child?
Serpens77: Yes
simriel: I like the Espirit De Corps coat, it feels like a super interesting stat
ieva_art: buy a map?
TehAmelie: Shivers too. you have both cop hivemind and city hivemind
WitherVoice: Cam, you MONSTER
DrWreckage: but STATS
Gekyouryuu: what makes an ass-blazer be "disco"?
MolaMolaphant: because of the questions we're trying to answer, perhaps an esprit de *corpse* coat is in order
Serpens77: ysbrydPunjail
simriel: lrrCAMERON_TK Interesting
MolaMolaphant: I have a loyalty card at the pun jail.
Rhynerd: is there a reward for filling it?
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Gekyouryuu: Thanks for the HahaThink @azralorne
SquareDotCube: a literal pig, maybe
josh___something: is... is that a meme-ote...
simriel: Drama is a NERD
Serpens77: you thought Cuno was f'ed up.... Cunoesse is worse
TehAmelie: sounds like finnish
Serpens77: it is!
Izandai: I strongly dislike this guy.
simriel: I feel like Cuno is more of a symptom rather than actually problem
MolaMolaphant: oh, cuno's dealing now, huh?
YuuOfLight: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @vampiricsloth
Sirbubble5: Cori is doing a great job voicing this guy
YuuOfLight: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3
TheInnsanity: "pig hooker" is something I've heard someone say now
josh___something: this is alot...
CulturalGeekGirl: This is.... amazing
delta__vee: the kingpin reveals the kingpin's secret plan
TehAmelie: so many doors unlocking
Izandai: I'm surprised he didn't user "hooker" as in a prostitute.
simriel: How much Speed is Half
YuuOfLight: dafuq cuno
TheInnsanity: I think I've met this kid on the internet
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @simriel as much as you can get before he sees you
Serpens77: lol @korvys
Izandai: How old is this shithead?
Serpens77: 12
Izandai: Jesus fuck...
Izandai: I mean that's about what I expected but still.
TheInnsanity: does Cuno play League of Legends?
MolaMolaphant: (Lie -- you need speed.)
simriel: Cuno ABSOLUTELY would play League
Gekyouryuu: Fortnite
noSmokeFire: fortnite
noSmokeFire: league is a good call
ItIsVey: Cuno is Legend above leagues
korvys: Hacking minecraft
Gekyouryuu: Cuno would 100% do Fortnite dances coked out of his skull
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WitherVoice: cuno doesn't give a shit about fortnite
Invitare: kick down the door, everybody do the dinosaur
simriel: THose are really good Pants
simriel: We should get like 7 more dollars?
ieva_art: finally clothes that arent trash
Izandai: Cuno would play so much Fortnite but he would say he only plays to "fuck up all those pussy-ass bitch-kids". He probably sucks.
BrowneePoints: Is it just me, or does this game have a very..Half-Life aesthetic?
TheInnsanity: I'd lose it if there's just a scarecrow in the house
MolaMolaphant: oh hey a pig head lrrHAM
simriel: @BrowneePoints It's quite similar to Nova Prospekt in a bunch of places right?
WitherVoice: This is just... LEGENDARILY bad policemaning
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints feeling the City 17 in it? that'd be the Russian.
ieva_art: i thought we could use the ladder to get the body...
Gekyouryuu: first try!
Serpens77: no help for a druggie 12 year old at all!
ArkhamArchivist: Supercop right here
BrowneePoints: Love the nails Cam!
TheInnsanity: new hat?
simriel: Tre- Bucket?
Metalupis: tre-bucket
BrindleBoar: BUKKIT
Izandai: This is a bucket.
WitherVoice: Cuno should join the police force, Cuno is better at knowing shit AND sweating perps
TehAmelie: it's not gonna hurt MUCH
Calaveth: Make sure to adjust your equipment
Serpens77: 17%!
BrowneePoints: a Trebuchet is only REALLY a Trebuchet if it's a Bucket from the Tre region of France
Serpens77: that's like 100%!
simriel: Very Bucket, Much Throw, Very 300 ft
noSmokeFire: put on your leaping pants
Izandai: Do we have amnesia?
noSmokeFire: @Izandai and how!
Serpens77: otherwise it's jsut a sparkling ballista
TheMerricat: lol
Izandai: @noSmokeFire ty
TehAmelie: a room for the night will come and go but cool pants last forever
control_rig: And so he pulled of his PANTS
MolaMolaphant: *removes pants* This is gonna be as good as it gets.
noSmokeFire: take off pants, but leave the blazer
WitherVoice: CHICKEN
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: one sec, I'm going to go make that check
control_rig: Please put your pants back on
TehAmelie: but no pants means no rules
BrindleBoar: way to bend to societal norms Kappa
WitherVoice: why is the cop on roof without pants and shoes?
simriel: Does the cloak increase Espirit?
Serpens77: why *aren't* you?
Izandai: I feel like we should be able to just drop down in front of that door.
matty0409: Awww somone gifted me a sub, thank you
Gekyouryuu: who wants to bet we'd have gotten lucky and actually made the jump with the pants on?
Paranundrox: @WitherVoice we needed better jump
EntrepreneurNA: How is this game
TheMerricat: @matty0409 I think you actually got an emote
TehAmelie: spoiler: when you make the jump Kim does just drop down and makes you look like a buffoon
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Gekyouryuu: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @themerricat
Serpens77: Cori, have you finished this game?
JohnPraw: I love this style.
noSmokeFire: cuno's dad is going to be 5 foot even
Serpens77: nice
TheInnsanity: I really want Cuno's dad to just be like, a poster
TheMerricat: Cuno's dad is measure head :-P
simriel: Yeah Cuno's dad is gonna be intimidating to Cuno, and no one else right?
TehAmelie: time to go murder a hobo to steal his drugs and split them with a preteen i guess
empyreon: "If only I could, Cunoesse..."
Izandai: Okay but could you share my secrets with me please? They are my secrets after all.
Rhynerd: oh my god the stream froze on my end and I didn't notice for minutes.
Rhynerd: I have missed so much stuff.
Rhynerd: How did all the Cuno talk not key me in to that?
MolaMolaphant: that's... a LOT of magnesium...
simriel: Buy the Really Good Pants
TheMoatman: Oh shit I've got hella drugs on my kitchen counter then
RatherWT: Hey! I made it to this again!
TheInnsanity: Cori asked Cameron to play this game just so she could voice Cuno
TehAmelie: 2.6 milligrams of magnesium per deciliter blood seems to be a lethal dose
noSmokeFire: I am not at ALL surprised by the sheer joy of Cori voicing a Horrible Teen
RatherWT: Oh, are we doing a cool trick?
control_rig: Kill a rat
Rhynerd: We do get one point of Savor Faire just by taking off our pants and shoes, right?
RatherWT: Is it still Monday?
Serpens77: still day 1, yes
damaleon: does the ding sound that happened after Cuno called you out means you can do it again?
offbeatwitch: if i were in a romance novel i would simply pick the good man every time
TheMerricat: Are we a bad man?
RatherWT: Why does the lady, the richest of the characters, not just eat the men?
simriel: I used to be a Romance Novel... Before the Accident
control_rig: Ouch
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If I were in a novel, I'd just skip to the end.
Gekyouryuu: if she has to choose between a bad man and another bad man, she should just pick a good lady
TehAmelie: heeh who here has read Ms Mantis' advice column?
ieva_art: shes adorable
TehAmelie: (her only advice is to consume the man)
simriel: I bet it's BEES!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The backroom of this building is amazing
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (20m from now).
Saulens181: Check the list of rolls to see if talking to Cuno helped the jumping check?
MolaMolaphant: Kim is walking into the sea.
Serpens77: he's admiring the view
TehAmelie: Kim finds an excuse to be outside of our smell range finally
RatherWT: That's a good metaphor.
Gekyouryuu: I LIKE that, yeah
RatherWT: The madman is doing it.
GlennSeto: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (19m from now).
Izandai: wat
simriel: Manball!
control_rig: All hail the Manball
DiscordianTokkan: Manball!
korvys: !findquote ball
LRRbot: Quote #4290: "I'm not relaxed by these balls!" —Alex [2017-06-28]
TehAmelie: i've seen that porno
Serpens77: Oh. Oh no.
Izandai: I don't think that's the game they were playing.
korvys: HA
TehAmelie: that was a SUCCESS
YuuOfLight: lrrFINE
Saulens181: yeah you're supposed to fail that
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
Serpens77: dude, they were playing boules/lawnbowls
RatherWT: lrrGREED
Serpens77: definitely not shotput
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: some of these tasks are *gold*
RatherWT: Success =/= Correct
TehAmelie: this was a triumph
Serpens77: and failure =/= incorrect
ieva_art: you made a terrible choice but executed your intentions perfectly
RatherWT: When all you have is a hammer, etc.
simriel: Fillipe is just So Calus
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Both options == fun
RatherWT: Indeed
simriel: This is an old man who underneath the Iron and Boot Leather, has More Iron and More Boot Leather#
WitherVoice: "René is filled with determination"
TehAmelie: gasp, maybe Rene is the human from Undertale
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft katesChair HahaShrugRight lol chair seatbelt :P
TehAmelie: where i live the game is called "boule", is that just Swedish?
RatherWT: Ooh, this is a Choice.
Serpens77: French as well
MagicWarluck: @TehAmelie probably, we imported alot from the french thanks to Gustav III.
TehAmelie: we're on track for the "boring cop" cheevo eh
Invitare: I don't think communists want toothpaste ads
Rhynerd: This sounds like a lot of capitalism in what should be a definitionnof what the commies want.
ieva_art: yayy jumps
RatherWT: Oh man, I get to see the JUMP. I can't wait to watch the VOD back.
TehAmelie: communism just gives you state brand insulin, you don't get to choose between 800 dollar cool ranch insulin and 800 dollar hot pepperoni insulin
korvys: I like how you threw away their game ON A SUCCESS
control_rig: Feel that icy breeze between your legs
RatherWT: Exactly!
noSmokeFire: right. he successfully threw the game away
simriel: Success does not always mean Succeeding :P
Izandai: Can't you just jump up and grab the jacket?
WitherVoice: butt cheeks flapping in the breeze...
BrindleBoar: Jumping is verboten.
RatherWT: Too dangerous. Jump the ledge instead.
TehAmelie: there's much to do if we get to that platform
control_rig: Pants: Off. Cheeks: Clenched. Butt: Soft
control_rig: Yeah!
MolaMolaphant: I love how you went through all that becoming one with your surroundings. You just stood there thinking for like 30 seconds ready to shotput and they didn't say anything.
Serpens77: yay!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RatherWT: I bet!
Serpens77: a chilly breeze that would be the NO PANTS
DigitalSeahorse: HahaDoge HahaReindeer hakumaiPat
TehAmelie: such parkour
BrindleBoar: Wait you climbed? Kappa
MolaMolaphant: yo that's so fucking DISCO
HorusFive: Never didn't have it
DiscordianTokkan: benginDab benginTry
Serpens77: that cloak looks so cool
Rhynerd: Oh, a uniform!
Rhynerd: Fancy.
MagicWarluck: suave
RatherWT: You could have just worn the jeans!
control_rig: Blasphemy
TehAmelie: we've outmaneuvered Measurehead at least, that's the important part
simriel: This game seems spectacular, I am super curious how it Ends
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azureHaights: You save and do subs, and we'll sub and do saves
control_rig: Thanks for the Haha2020 @baronvonpoppinoff
Serpens77: POTAAT
simriel: Did a Potato kill Measureheads father? XD
simriel: Cause he hates them SO much
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TehAmelie: one day. . .
ghostvalv: :D
MagicWarluck: Must have been...ripe
SkylerRingtail: My pretty thorough playthrough took 25-28 hours total. It went fast.
BodaciousNia: love the boo hat
quietcat: Cori your hat is fantastic
TehAmelie: nopers at the ready
azureHaights: The Nope Bois! The Let's Fellows!
simriel: The future? But the Vex live there...
TehAmelie: i think that's the muscles for turning your head from side to side
MagicWarluck: The loud boys at it again!
Rhynerd: See you then!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
beregolas: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
TehAmelie: but yeah, Measurehead. is a uniquely gifted individual with a body like probably no other living human and a vast knowledge and cool attitude; bases his whole personality on reducing all humans to broad inherited traits
TehAmelie: what a chungus
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Nigouki: is it time for Boss Fight?
seth_erickson: I believe so seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: (popping out of nowhere) Yep! No idea how the heck you're supposed to take that boss down, though - he had a HUGE area of effect
AnjaZeta: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @themerricat
raven534: I feel like they should give the middle first
seth_erickson: Might be a thing where he only does it if you get too close
raven534: so that people don't wind up with only HahaShrugRight
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: here we go
BrokenGolem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_SG
MagicWarluck: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: xivCactuar
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: eeeeep
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Just in time! I sweat it feels like years since I've caught one of these live
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_TK
IsThis___Art: ewwo? is dere some weawy big spoops coming up?
NightValien28: why did the lrr account just nut?
PharaohBender27: Cheer900
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Let them spoops begin!
seth_erickson: I never realized how much smaller the thinkies hand makes spoopifer
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The Russians are putting tracking bugs inside our deer. Wake up, America and pick up your laser guns. The anomalies are coming to take our jobs. | (It's time for Let's NOPE) | 📷 ||
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: RPGAyaya
Lord_ZYRK: The creaky breekies 👀 💦
IsThis___Art: dey... dey dook er jerbs?
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
seth_erickson: HahaShrugLeft I'm still sad I got the wrong hand so I can't do the this is art joke
PharaohBender27: HahaGoose Well this seems appropriate in the wake of this year's DB run
OriginalGarwulf: Thrill to the up of an Enigma machine...for some reason...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
raven534: But is this art HahaShrugRight ?
IsThis___Art: yes, this is he
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Mysticman89: Oo, sticks. All I have is this turetledove HahaTurtledove
Alness49: Things are gonna get WEIRD!
ghostvalv: lrrADAM_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrBEN_SG
seth_erickson: HahaElf this one is fun
PharaohBender27: Also, I had to step out partway through last time and come back, but in the latter part of the stream I heard the name "Hyde" and was all, "Oh for lrrEFF 's sake, please don't tell me they're doing a Jekyll/Hyde thing"
Lord_ZYRK: wah WutFace
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: lrrSPOOP_TK
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
HorusFive: Time for loud bois and Spoops
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RatherWT: lrrHERE
theneatestburrito: Hi, chat! lrrHEART
IsThis___Art: MerryPurple i love my purple snowflake
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @theneatestburrito !
DiscordianTokkan: Story time!
cgwonder: yessssssssss
Toshar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: 👀
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RatherWT: Damn it Adam!
e_bloc: yesssss
Diabore: im in
BrokenGolem: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bv310: Yay, story time
gamercat88: to the window... to the wall!
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_BW
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP
YawnLance: Corgo100 So I bought this cool horse sculpture to give to you boys but it seems to have gone missing. Take these bits instead, and remember you're both amazing lrrHEART
playmaster500 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
playmaster500: it's time for the nope also 29 mouths
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minibasher_: We're Heeeeeeeere
DiscordianTokkan: Silver eyes!
Ba_Dum_Tish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spoop for the spoop god. Jump scares for the jump scare throne
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Kramburger: Cast Levitate!
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Lord_ZYRK: The Tale of the Silver Sight WutFace
Lithobraker: Is this a horror or romance novel?
HorusFive: If only they put up a railing!
IsThis___Art: Levitate into T-pose!
Riandisa: Round 2
v_nome: lrrADAM_SG
thatladyinplaid subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
thatladyinplaid: Time to administer the Quantum Localizer!
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Gizmoloid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Story time!
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 I cast levitate but it does not work and I die
MagicWarluck: Yay!
MagicWarluck: Levitate!
DiscordianTokkan: YOu wiiiin!
HorusFive: I put the heep into a bottle
bv310: #Value
Lord_ZYRK: Victory seabatTROG
cgwonder: evidently
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Error 603: Clever Bits Message Not Found
OriginalGarwulf: The bad guy is Gilbert Godfried?
PharaohBender27: Spoilers! Kappa
e_bloc: I like to think they have been doing this since last time we left
Tartarga: "You fool! Those curtains are expensive!"
ghostvalv: gg
IsThis___Art: yay!
NightValien28: HUZZAH
BusTed: wp
Foxmar320: lol
Foxmar320: Hello Adam and Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Stream finished. Bye everyone Kappa /
Nicarrow: hi all
Lithobraker: you dirty teases!
Kramburger: They were having special friendship times
cgwonder: oh hi, i didn't see you there!
IsThis___Art: you did story time WITHOUT US?!
DiscordianTokkan: T-Pose to victory!
theneatestburrito: lrrBEN lrrHEART lrrADAM
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hey spoopfrands!!
seth_erickson: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Have some friendly cheer emotes also our streamer bois are spectacular
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beregolas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
beregolas: Levitation Spell!
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
HorusFive: spoilers son
GlennSeto: Just like James and Ashley's dance in DB2018.
YawnLance: Thanks for the HahaLean @beregolas
Kramburger: Adam Savidan, Man of 1 & 1/2 voices
Foxmar320: omg
RatherWT: Mark Hamill: "Toe to tip, that's a Joker!"
ghostvalv: :O
Lord_ZYRK: Mark Hamill walked in and slow-clapped Adam for ten straight minutes
CausticAcid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
CausticAcid: Its NOPE time! Don't get too Spooped fam!
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IsThis___Art: its 2 yrs old
HorusFive: LOLs
Gizmoloid: Sounds like Ben rolled all the sixes! :D
NightValien28: its a year old