Izandai: Can't you just jump up and grab the jacket?
WitherVoice: butt cheeks flapping in the breeze...
BrindleBoar: Jumping is verboten.
RatherWT: Too dangerous. Jump the ledge instead.
noSmokeFire: BUSINESS MODE
TehAmelie: there's much to do if we get to that platform
control_rig: Pants: Off. Cheeks: Clenched. Butt: Soft
control_rig: Yeah!
MolaMolaphant: I love how you went through all that becoming one with your surroundings. You just stood there thinking for like 30 seconds ready to shotput and they didn't say anything.
Serpens77: yay!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RatherWT: I bet!
Serpens77: a chilly breeze that would be the NO PANTS
DigitalSeahorse: HahaDoge HahaReindeer hakumaiPat
TehAmelie: such parkour
BrindleBoar: Wait you climbed? Kappa
MolaMolaphant: yo that's so fucking DISCO
HorusFive: Never didn't have it
DiscordianTokkan: benginDab benginTry
Serpens77: that cloak looks so cool
Rhynerd: Oh, a uniform!
Rhynerd: Fancy.
MagicWarluck: suave
RatherWT: You could have just worn the jeans!
control_rig: Blasphemy
TehAmelie: we've outmaneuvered Measurehead at least, that's the important part
simriel: This game seems spectacular, I am super curious how it Ends
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Serpens77: POTAAT
simriel: Did a Potato kill Measureheads father? XD
simriel: Cause he hates them SO much
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TehAmelie: one day. . .
ghostvalv: :D
MagicWarluck: Must have been...ripe
SkylerRingtail: My pretty thorough playthrough took 25-28 hours total. It went fast.
BodaciousNia: love the boo hat
quietcat: Cori your hat is fantastic
TehAmelie: nopers at the ready
azureHaights: The Nope Bois! The Let's Fellows!
simriel: The future? But the Vex live there...
TehAmelie: i think that's the muscles for turning your head from side to side
MagicWarluck: The loud boys at it again!
Rhynerd: See you then!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
beregolas: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
TehAmelie: but yeah, Measurehead. is a uniquely gifted individual with a body like probably no other living human and a vast knowledge and cool attitude; bases his whole personality on reducing all humans to broad inherited traits
TehAmelie: what a chungus
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Nigouki: is it time for Boss Fight?
seth_erickson: I believe so seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: (popping out of nowhere) Yep! No idea how the heck you're supposed to take that boss down, though - he had a HUGE area of effect
AnjaZeta: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @themerricat
raven534: I feel like they should give the middle first
seth_erickson: Might be a thing where he only does it if you get too close
raven534: so that people don't wind up with only HahaShrugRight
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: here we go
BrokenGolem: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_SG
MagicWarluck: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: xivCactuar
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
cgwonder: eeeeep
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Just in time! I sweat it feels like years since I've caught one of these live
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_TK
IsThis___Art: ewwo? is dere some weawy big spoops coming up?
NightValien28: why did the lrr account just nut?
PharaohBender27: Cheer900
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seth_erickson: I never realized how much smaller the thinkies hand makes spoopifer
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doortodoorhentaisalesman_: RPGAyaya
Lord_ZYRK: The creaky breekies 👀 💦
IsThis___Art: dey... dey dook er jerbs?
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
seth_erickson: HahaShrugLeft I'm still sad I got the wrong hand so I can't do the this is art joke
PharaohBender27: HahaGoose Well this seems appropriate in the wake of this year's DB run
OriginalGarwulf: Thrill to the detailed...er...setting up of an Enigma machine...for some reason...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
raven534: But is this art HahaShrugRight ?
IsThis___Art: yes, this is he
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Mysticman89: Oo, sticks. All I have is this turetledove HahaTurtledove
Alness49: Things are gonna get WEIRD!
RatherWT: UNLEASH THE BOGUS
ghostvalv: lrrADAM_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrBEN_SG
seth_erickson: HahaElf this one is fun
PharaohBender27: Also, I had to step out partway through last time and come back, but in the latter part of the stream I heard the name "Hyde" and was all, "Oh for lrrEFF 's sake, please don't tell me they're doing a Jekyll/Hyde thing"
Lord_ZYRK: wah WutFace
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: lrrSPOOP_TK
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HorusFive: Time for loud bois and Spoops
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theneatestburrito: Hi, chat! lrrHEART
IsThis___Art: MerryPurple i love my purple snowflake
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @theneatestburrito !
DiscordianTokkan: Story time!
cgwonder: yessssssssss
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RatherWT: Damn it Adam!
e_bloc: yesssss
Diabore: im in
BrokenGolem: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bv310: Yay, story time
gamercat88: to the window... to the wall!
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_BW
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP
YawnLance: Corgo100 So I bought this cool horse sculpture to give to you boys but it seems to have gone missing. Take these bits instead, and remember you're both amazing lrrHEART
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playmaster500: it's time for the nope also 29 mouths
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DiscordianTokkan: Silver eyes!
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Spoop for the spoop god. Jump scares for the jump scare throne
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Lord_ZYRK: The Tale of the Silver Sight WutFace
Lithobraker: Is this a horror or romance novel?
HorusFive: If only they put up a railing!
IsThis___Art: Levitate into T-pose!
Riandisa: Round 2
v_nome: lrrADAM_SG
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thatladyinplaid: Time to administer the Quantum Localizer!
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Gizmoloid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Story time!
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 I cast levitate but it does not work and I die
MagicWarluck: Yay!
MagicWarluck: Levitate!
DiscordianTokkan: YOu wiiiin!
HorusFive: I put the heep into a bottle
bv310: #Value
Lord_ZYRK: Victory seabatTROG
cgwonder: evidently
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Error 603: Clever Bits Message Not Found
OriginalGarwulf: The bad guy is Gilbert Godfried?
PharaohBender27: Spoilers! Kappa
e_bloc: I like to think they have been doing this since last time we left
Tartarga: "You fool! Those curtains are expensive!"
ghostvalv: gg
IsThis___Art: yay!
NightValien28: HUZZAH
BusTed: wp
Foxmar320: lol
Foxmar320: Hello Adam and Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Stream finished. Bye everyone Kappa /
Nicarrow: hi all
Lithobraker: you dirty teases!
Kramburger: They were having special friendship times
cgwonder: oh hi, i didn't see you there!
IsThis___Art: you did story time WITHOUT US?!
DiscordianTokkan: T-Pose to victory!
theneatestburrito: lrrBEN lrrHEART lrrADAM
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hey spoopfrands!!
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beregolas: Levitation Spell!
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PharaohBender27: katesLol
HorusFive: spoilers son
GlennSeto: Just like James and Ashley's dance in DB2018.
YawnLance: Thanks for the HahaLean @beregolas
Kramburger: Adam Savidan, Man of 1 & 1/2 voices
Foxmar320: omg
RatherWT: Mark Hamill: "Toe to tip, that's a Joker!"
ghostvalv: :O
Lord_ZYRK: Mark Hamill walked in and slow-clapped Adam for ten straight minutes
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CausticAcid: Its NOPE time! Don't get too Spooped fam!
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IsThis___Art: its 2 yrs old
HorusFive: LOLs
Gizmoloid: Sounds like Ben rolled all the sixes! :D
NightValien28: its a year old
DrWreckage: I haven't :C
seth_erickson: HahaSnowhal Look at this boy
Foxmar320: I have not seen it actually
Nigouki: he'll obviously be back as a force ghost
Grevas13: you get like two months on spoilers for major movies
DiscordianTokkan: If it's on Netflix, there's no excuse
Grevas13: after that, it's on you
bv310: I'm more worried about the Citadel of Chaos spoilers
InkyGhoast: a spoop you say
Alness49: Also, not like that stops 'em in that series!
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mnemonicman: Happy Nope on a Rope!
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Kramburger: Don't jargo the embargo
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I haven't watched that star wars! But that's because I don't watch bad films Kappa
Tartarga: If you haven't seen it, i'm jealous.
DrWreckage: I can feel bad, I just can't blame you
Vyous: The next one is out this month, it's too late now
RatherWT: I mean, who KNOWS. The name of the next one is "Rise of the Skywalker" so LIKE
Lord_ZYRK: I just got out of a year coma. THanks guys.
TariLambele: what if its a bad movie tho
Baldrash: Two seems more than fair. I'm sick of not being able to talk about cool new stuff because "spoilers."
Nigouki: release on home media/streaming is the usual spoiler deadline
Alness49: If you're in a coma we have bigger things to talk about
seth_erickson: If it had been me I simply would not have gone into a coma Kappa
bv310: I like to hope if I wake up from a coma, there's just a list beside me of major spoilers
MagicWarluck: You had time to have a child and learn it all about star wars since the movie came out
OriginalGarwulf: When is Rise of Skywalker out, anyway? I know it's sometime this month...
EvilBadman: DVD/Blu-Ray/Digital Release + 1 month on HUGE movies that are part of a trilogy/storyline
korvys: @TariLambele Like, an actual bad movie, or a movie internet babies say is bad?
Lithobraker: Rosebud was the SLED
RatherWT: At least Iron Man's okay.
cgwonder: Just Adam standing over you with a whiteboard full of sppilers
mnemonicman: Snape killed Trinity with Rosebud
TariLambele: actually bad
EvilBadman: 19th @OriginalGarwulf IIRC
RayFK: What if you're walking in a forest
abaoa_qu: What if you were trapped in a jar and some jerk wouldn't let you out?
PharaohBender27: Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!
bv310: Are you in a coma in a bottle?
Kramburger: Adam, you are walking in an enchanted forest when you come across Ben in a coma, do you wake him up?
OriginalGarwulf: Cool.
HorusFive: lrrADAM lrrSPOOP lrrBEN
TehAmelie: ruining The Usual Suspects is still uncool though
I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho spoopy boys
PharaohBender27: Oh that's DEVIOUS, lrrADAM !
EvilBadman: Chat: Sarcastically and randomly posting spoilers for other less large movies is kinda shitty
Foxmar320: I miss out on so many movies. Just can't go because im stuck at home.
Dezufnocosem: premonition gaslighting
Gizmoloid: Thanks for the HahaHide @causticacid
kenkopin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
kenkopin: Rosebud was a sled.
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korvys: What if you've been trapped in a bottle for 6 months? No theatres in a spooky forest or haunted swamp
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Lord_ZYRK: "I've prepared a Powerpoint for you to catch up on world events you've missed." twenty-six minutes later "Adam, that was just spoilers for every major book and film from the last year."
OriginalGarwulf: Getting out to a movie is very hard when you have a toddler.
Alness49: It's a well made piece of nonsense
CausticAcid: No problem @Gizmoloid !
Kramburger: lrrADAM THIS GAME SUCKS!
blip2004: shoot some quantum mcguffins
CausticAcid: HahaHide
seth_erickson: Quantum Clouds baby
Lithobraker: oh god this game! oh yess
PharaohBender27: katesWat
cgwonder: BUT you could take the horse with you and that should count for something
BrindleBoar: That's Spoops, Baby!
Alness49: CIA Codebreakers using Enima Machines!
IsThis___Art: you have to quantum scan the science filters with the math numbers
Grevas13: yeah, this isn't a good game. not terrible, but it's like a 5/10 at best
HorusFive: Bones and Skins?
korvys: Loud and fucked up
PharaohBender27: I thought Adam was winding up for a bit
TariLambele: supposedly these boys get loud
kumatsu: RUMORS ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BOIS?
Lord_ZYRK: Disclaimer: life is Hell and then you die. . . wait wrong stream Keepo
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Disclaim, Adam! Disclaim!
OriginalGarwulf: So, interesting piece of history: the actual Soviet codes used one-time pads, which were unbreakable so long as none of them were reprinted. By an accident, one set of pads were reprinted, and that allowed the NSA to break some of the Soviet codes.
DiscordianTokkan: Loud? WHAT
ghostvalv: :O
Khasi1596: you? no....
kalateth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN itskoloHonk itskoloHonk itskoloHonk itskoloHonk
cgwonder: what? who is spreading this awful gossip?
PharaohBender27: I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear Kappa
HorusFive: We are chat. We always complain
Kramburger: *Turns volume up to 100* You can't tell me what to do!
Grevas13: certain topics like going crazy and murdering your wife?
ANeMzero: Horror: Tasteless, Tactless, Terrible
bv310: Tactless, is a safe phrase
TariLambele: T A C T
ghostvalv: is this a Monster Manual?
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Alchemistmerlin: lrrAWESOME_TK Y'all get loud? no way!
Alness49: Also, the Deer is dead. Sorrry.
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BusTed: slytqShrug
Alness49: Well, it started off when they were watching MTV...
Omthebox: Having bad mods LUL
iconicshadow89: it got stuck in a cut scene
raven534: This is art HahaShrugRight
raven534: The game is not
YawnLance: @LoadingReadyRun Welp, I guess I'll just turn in my sword benginCry
Foxmar320: So Ben it looks like trading you Pokemon last night was good timing cause all the saved data on my Switch is corrupted now.
Anubis169: somebody call for a mod?
gamercat88: lrrSPOOP lrrGOAT
PharaohBender27: @Alness49 lrrWOW
Lithobraker: wait let me put get this on my subwoofer. it's the last week before the new neighbor moves in downstairs, so it's the last time I can have our loud bois on at proper volume.
AlienNanobots: HahaCat
korvys: HahaCat
e_bloc: so. . . it didn't work??
FireFlower18: pfft bought my own sword.
korvys: It worked twice! Then failed
bowsin_durrows: It didn't work, your magic got robbed before you went off the edge.
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc It worked until it suddenly didn't work
Kramburger: My wife has a copy of the DSM 4 & 5, so I'm able to run horror games in both Unity and Unreal
TariLambele: "aren't you a little small for an elf?"
beregolas: hey, my stupid name got an entire rant :D
Lithobraker: how dare you! he has a condition
e_bloc: lrrSPOOP_SG
Kramburger: Ben, did you get a haircut?
gamercat88: can right into the pores
ALLxISxLOST: I pledge allegiance to the swag and the dab for which we all may stan, one punch, indestructible, with anime and god on our side.
NightValien28: you are perfect
BusTed: hisssss
EvilBadman: cool pores!
cgwonder: just wanna say you both killed it in this week's road quest. i was crying with laughter the whole episode.
blackwlf: Ben doesn't have imperfections.
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Lord_ZYRK: A bunch of Uruk-hai freshly dragged from the mud making dick-jokes and stuff
bv310: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
PharaohBender27: Hey, I'd probably look worse
kenkopin: 1080p means monthly facials all around. :)
Kramburger: A.B.G
cgwonder: rekt
IsThis___Art: BEN...........YES
gamercat88: savage
TariLambele: jeez ben
cgwonder: this time, don't die
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: No, the other way.
bv310: Oh right, this
Lord_ZYRK: That's how I sound when I first wake up, too, bud
Foxmar320: Drunk vision time
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TariLambele: "You died"
NightValien28: strafe strafe strafe
Lord_ZYRK: ooh ow oof ooh ouch
gamercat88: stop drop and roll
bv310: Speed-reload clip, that's nice
DiscordianTokkan: Didn't instakill this time at least?
Omthebox: Why do horror games have boss fights. Is it because Resident Evil had boss fights.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Use the power of circle strafeing
Lord_ZYRK: Shit's on fire AND it's dark???
Kramburger: Why don't you shoot him with Quantum bullets seabatTROG
Nigouki: hey you'd probably wobble too if you got hit by a flaming axe Kappa
TariLambele: why are there hand gun bullets... in a box... on a tree... less than 20 feet from the house?
Rhynerd: It’s the past. Quantum bullets don’t exist yet
bv310: He cast Meteor
e_bloc: it looks like he has good noose for you
blackwlf: You fool, this isn't even my final form!
TehAmelie: you shot him so hard he turned into a wizard!
Kramburger: The Final Fantasy 14 trailer doesn't look as good as i remember
PharaohBender27: He was clearly executed for witchcraft!
HorusFive: And also meteor
bv310: Got them 7th level spells
space_turbulence: Well this is a radical mechanics shift
Omthebox: Would this game be any worse off if this fight was removed. 🤔
Foxmar320: If I got hit with an Axe i think id just be dead
Lithobraker: Is this a souls game ?
cgwonder: YES
Mysticman89: this gunplay looks like something out of watch and play
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, is this even the same game that made us assemble an Enigma machine?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man that guy has gas
bv310: lrrHORN ?
coreyh2: LUL
TariLambele: yeah, good point. how many axes/explosions could /you/ take before just dying
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor steveinDevil steveinDevil steveinDevil
RatherWT: Tedium in all things
Kramburger: G A M E P L A Y
ALLxISxLOST: I bet it would have ended soon if you had a bucket of water
Kramburger: It's ART, Adam
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
FireFlower18: woo?
Brascharr: Just waiting for the Screen to become all Jammy when you get hit.
iconicshadow89: neither do they adam
HorusFive: But Adam, if there is no gun, is it even a video game
bv310: Gamers love boss fights
Nigouki: this game as a whole is just tons of idea and not as much polish
PharaohBender27: AGAIN!?
e_bloc: gotta throw something in there for those PUBG nerds
coreyh2: WutFace
asthanius: "D-daddy?"
Lord_ZYRK: Eugh that went right in our mouth DansGame
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks, Jack..?
BusTed: cool
Omthebox: We should have just stabbed him once, instead of shooting him 200 times.
TariLambele: victorian jason?
HorusFive: Thanks mysterious/murderous stranger?
sing_o_muse: uuuh
Kramburger: RUN dickhead
kumatsu: Art?
korvys: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
coreyh2: reminds me of outlast
TheWanderingNomad: THat seems a tad gratuitous
ALLxISxLOST: Thanks dad
Lord_ZYRK: That seems a little excessive
BrindleBoar: I feel like this guy has some anger issues
bv310: Thanks, Stabfriend
cgwonder: nice of him to come and... giv eyou a hand
BusTed: I feel like he had some issues to work out.
Zalthia: Did we defeat ghost judge?
MagicWarluck: That will leave a mark
e_bloc: knife to meet you
Baldrash: "That was when I blacked out."
Omthebox: And work them out he did
blip2004: he's dead jim
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5122: "You're like my Pokemon." —Adam [2018-06-28]
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
kevenwith2es: cheer50 Adam, should I keep the "wtf is going on" counter for this stream as well?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mysterious stranger perk really paying off
Nigouki: Knifey Knifey: Hardcore Edition
space_turbulence: Calling it, thats our dad
boristhewizard: And here I thought he was dead when we shot him 47 times
kumatsu: Oh boy, boxtext
Kramburger: !game bad
HorusFive: Paint me a picture with your words
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Zalthia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:34.
coreyh2: k
Grevas13: oh right, that conversation about national security on an unsecured line during the cold war
HorusFive: All work and no play???
circusofkirkus: do we have to break more codes?
Kramburger: Oh Good.
Zalthia: It’s all related to this old journal!
PharaohBender27: Who's he talking to?
seth_erickson: Oh you think you're following the story get ready for a long stream of knowing nothing and the story getting more and more convoluted
cgwonder: yeah, screw David's team!
BrindleBoar: The royal they.
Zalthia: Uhhh
PharaohBender27: I had assumed he was on the phone with a supervisor or something
space_turbulence: Nicholas is a Soviet!
TariLambele: oh boy, another 30 minute code breaking mini game incoming?
Omthebox: Yeah there's about 400 of us watching, whats its point.
LaconicLad: Are they the chat?
DigitalSeahorse: It is taking all my strength today to not yell bloody obscenities at neighbor steveinDevil steveinDevil steveinDevil benginBurn lrrFINE feliciaToronto
circusofkirkus: a good ol fashioned book burning
Ba_Dum_Tish: What does an old diary have to do with anything a current spy would care about
Zalthia: What’s that counter at now?
SquareDotCube: aluminum doesn't burn...
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART @DigitalSeahorse
TariLambele: Loud Boys Pizza
e_bloc: tag yourself I'm bottom pepperoni
cgwonder: is that a painting of jared leto?
Omthebox: "The quality is existent"
boristhewizard: Adam, you enjoy FFX today? I'm gonna have to catch the vod tomorrow.
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Foxmar320: Now I want pizza again
KV1NN4: Hey what did that ballerina ever do to you??
Warm_Pleather_Dad: i'm none pizza with left beef
makemonsters: The guarantee is that there will be pizza
RavingPenguin: This is a callout
BrindleBoar: GrubHub will just outsource your delivery for a fee. You might as well keep middlemen out.
FireFlower18: what's with the Ewan McGregor portrait above the mantle?
RatherWT: Delivery is the one thing that is not essential to the pizza process.
SquareDotCube: Yeah this is a Ben problem, I'm with Adam on this
flangdale: i feel so attacked right now
Zalthia: Wooooooow Adam. Rude!
Zalthia: Wow
DiscordianTokkan: That's... I don't think that's how wiretaps work, game
e_bloc: I haven't picked up a pizza from a pizza place in over 10 years
StreetCornerPoet: If I can't get delivery, I'd probably starve
Nigouki: you get ANOTHER gadget!?
circusofkirkus: quantum clouds!
SquareDotCube: Besides pickup is how you save money anyways
Zalthia: These spies are really bad at their job
Nigouki: oh it's the same one
Shirts_: but is Pizza a Hotdog?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Ben Adam and chat
Nigouki: boooo
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: I find it hard to deal with the world enough to leave the house. Delivery is my jam.
e_bloc: if it can't be delivered I'm not eating pizza
Nigouki: needs more gadtes
PharaohBender27: Wait, are we a double-agent!? That voice sounded awfully "Hollywood Russian"
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malexus101: Best pizza I have close to my hometown does NOT deliver and it's worth the 20 mins by car
accountmadeforants: I accept that delivery pizza is a necessity. It still ain't good though.
TariLambele: LOOK AT HER FACE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good reaction
cgwonder: again?
ALLxISxLOST: again?
Erudite_Cynic: again?
RatherWT: Cutscene = Jumpscare, that's the rule.
seth_erickson: again?
cgwonder: fucking David
DiscordianTokkan: This game honks
coreyh2: drama
Kramburger: This relationship is SO toxic
bv310: Man, this dude sucks
CaptainSpam: For me, I just don't know how to get a pizza deliverysm'n through the apartment's locked gates, plus it gets me out of the dang apartment from time to time. :-p
coreyh2: WutFace
Tartarga: That's a nice dog picture in the background.
TariLambele: no one talks with their hands like this dude does
ALLxISxLOST: This man is a serious case of word hands
PharaohBender27: This guy really likes talking with his hands, doesn't he?
Baldrash: This guy HONKS.
e_bloc: Emma deserves much better than this horseshit
blip2004: wasn't she blonde?
e_bloc: I hope Emma is a russian spy who is going to kill him
Mysticman89: what if you husband is actually just crazy and shes humouring you
KV1NN4: @blip2004 No?
Foxmar320: He has a point but he is also a jerk
notBrunoAgain: hi, sir? you're at [holds hand up] rap concert hype man, I need you at [holds hand lower] slightly italian
BrindleBoar: The Beej Within lrrBEEJ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "does it bother you how much Beej talks with his hands while he's driving"
seth_erickson: Both these people kinda suck to be honest
Zalthia: I still need to watch the new Road Quest
ALLxISxLOST: Walk the dog didn't you listen to her?
TariLambele: you're supposed to go to the quantum clouds, ben
e_bloc: F
PharaohBender27: But . . . you just turned VSync OFF, lrrBEN
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cgwonder: @Zalthia oh you're in for a treat!
Lithobraker: Following WWII didn't both sides use one time pads? It wasn't until we figured out Hellman key exchange and later public & private keys that we stopped needing them.
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, yes, X for Quantum
Stripe_dog: X for XQuantum Localizer
PharaohBender27: @Zalthia It's a heck of a ride (pardon the pun)
Zalthia: @cgwonder I have been waiting for the episode where Ben runs along side the car because it was in the intro I can’t wait
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DigitalSeahorse: one of my uncles was very lucky the cops knew about diabetic shock when someone called them on him for accidentally having an attack while parked out front of a house where the owner was a spy or cop of sorts
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
coreyh2: ghostbusters
Earthenone: its blastin time! nothing spoopyer than blastin
sensationaloil: pew pew
coreyh2: :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl. that's a bit of a turn
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Thematic Whiplash
Kramburger: With friends like these, who needs anomalies?
tehfewl: omg the sound effects are soo bad
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *I wasn't able to watch this live last week but dang
seth_erickson: the square on the side tells you where to look
DigitalSeahorse: if he was in front of house of less cautious ppl he may not be alive now
PharaohBender27: "This will be a game for ALL kinds of gamers!" - the developers, probably
Stripe_dog: Nichols: Fighting Diablo. This guy: pew pew I'm a spy!
DiscordianTokkan: What was this.... Supposed to do in game again?
Foxmar320: Gameplay!
Brascharr: Zapp these mischievous Miscreants Ben
TariLambele: this is supposedly a horror game
e_bloc: cool blair witch game
Zalthia: Uhhhhh. It lets us see if people have been around? I think? @discordiantokkan
notBrunoAgain: and this is why you hire a writer for your game
Kramburger: Tell you what, zapping shit with the pew pews sure does suck the tension out of the room
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you know what. Yeah what Ben just said
Juliamon: The real horror was the game itself
BrindleBoar: okay but why do you have a time gun
Nigouki: GAH! The Quantum Gas!
malexus101: Somewhere, over the quantum cloud, there's a spyyyyyyy
e_bloc: how do they know your name is Hide Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: So you shoot... ghosts, to see the past? I saw last week's stream and I STILL don't get the "Pew pew" part
Tartarga: Wasting paper, the true horror.
Stripe_dog: It's hard to hide when your gun goes PEW PEW
Lithobraker: Wy\hy don't you just leave?
Mysticman89: I think the quantum localisor could just was well have been called the smell detector and been less crazy
flangdale: they must teach note leaving in spycraft 102
PharaohBender27: OK, I can't get over the phrase "Quantum Cloud" - like what the lrrEFF does that even mean!?
TariLambele: wait, if the spies sent guys after you, wouldn't they know you have this thing?
Zalthia: What if it isn’t the spies? What if it’s the ghosts? O.o
circusofkirkus: you need a quantum cloud to tell you that?
Alness49: I want the reveal to be that you're making all this quantum stuff up and you're walking around waving your Walkman muttering psudoscience.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's like an 8ft vertical
Nigouki: yeah, that's how high Russians can jump Kappa
cgwonder: 8 foot vertical leap
TariLambele: 8 F O O T V E R T I C A L L E A P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shut up and jam?
SquareDotCube: Shut Up and Jam?
asthanius: Shut up and jam gaidan
Juliamon: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
DigitalSeahorse: you can't hide.....from "I'll just leave this here!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gaidan! yeah
PharaohBender27: So we're looking for an Olympic high jumper . . .
asthanius: It's good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhhh. it's an Experience certainly
Lord_ZYRK: Or the sequel in the works The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
SquareDotCube: (which, yes, there is a Shut Up and Jam, and it's for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive)(
Stripe_dog: Why can't you just jump?
Driosenth: there was a gear icon on the gate
Alness49: it's Bad-good
boristhewizard: Bill Cosby is a boss, so it has to be good
Stripe_dog: Like he did?
asthanius: It's also...very much an rpg\ about charles barkley
belladante_: its generally good, but it has some moments that haven aged well
Mister_BlueSky: it's very good adam.
Nigouki: i think there was a prompt on the gate
orbitaltuna: need just an ounce of skyrim horse
Nigouki: yeah, there's a gear on the gate when you come up to it
seth_erickson: did you actually scan the cloud?
PharaohBender27: @boristhewizard That might not have aged well . . .
BrindleBoar: WHY
e_bloc: immersion
Pangogie: What a horrifying gate.
boristhewizard: @pharaohbender27 It actually aged terribly
cgwonder: you had to quick time.... opening a fucking gate???????
orbitaltuna: are there any spoopy rhythm games?
Stripe_dog: Was hoping he'd just wack himself with the gate
DiscordianTokkan: This game sucks so bad
TariLambele: but we have to press w to move adam
Alness49: Oh yeah, we don't have Joe guiding the dynamic duo.
Lord_ZYRK: Rhythm is very integral to breaking and entering
Lithobraker: Nothing like finding the first white hairs you can see in the mirror to make you feel the icy grasp of death in your 20s.
Zalthia: Waaaaaaaait a second. Is this a walking game?
Erudite_Cynic: I lose so many chess games when adam is around
orbitaltuna: burglars make good musicians
Stripe_dog: This doodad sucks you can't even play Snake on it
boristhewizard: Thought that was gonna be the Nationwide jingle at first
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cgwonder: the music keeps acting like something scary is happening, and yet nothing is happening
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TariLambele: how many seconds into the game would you check out of this game if this dumb scanner had batteries
Lithobraker: that is such bendy wood
PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker lrrHEART but seriously, some people gray earlier
Omthebox: Not enough lower body strength
iconicshadow89: Mantling is a myth only mechanics
OriginalGarwulf: I could swear that the PC's accent just changed.
BrindleBoar: what kind of codebreaker has a grappling hook and a time gun
Stripe_dog: But it sucks so good Adam
circusofkirkus: counter point: this game rules
BrindleBoar: what is HAPPENING
Juliamon: This game exists in a quantum state of sucking and ruling.
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck PrideTrans HahaBall HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat
Comrademik: hey Adam, how do you feel about this game?
space_turbulence: @lithobreaker silver hairs makes you look distinguished!
Comrademik: I'm not 100% sure how you feel
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is amazingly Z grade
Stripe_dog: Ah yeah platforming!
Lithobraker: PharaohBender27 my friends are humoring me and insisting that it's silver
Grevas13: this game was made by a lot of talented people, and also some writers
bv310: Man gets in fight with his wife, goes and throws a grappling hook in the woods for a bit
ALLxISxLOST: You are the 4th boss
e_bloc: I think you just did the 4th boss right
e_bloc: isn't that futaba's?
orbitaltuna: HahaNyandeer
MrsLlante subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
MrsLlante: It's my fav Spoopy Bois! Just watched Road Quest, hope your butts have recovered since then!!!
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vaso1313: It gets worse
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bv310: You just cleared the 4th boss in the desert
thenb44: Thanks for the HahaThink @mrsllante
Zalthia: Hey, props for getting this stuff working?
Kramburger: Wait till Adam finds out that the Personas were inside him all along
Brascharr: DUNKED
bv310: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zalthia: Woooow this tree house is awesome
Diabore: saw what ben?
OriginalGarwulf: "Sir, I'm going to take a copy of this telegram and take it into my private residence to decode." "Um...don't you want to stay here, where we have COMPUTERS?" "No, this Enigma machine will do." "Um...sure, knock yourself out."
Khasi1596: saw what?
PharaohBender27: Um, I just noticed that the "clip" option isn't showing up when I hover on the screen - anyone know how one
ghostvalv: a ... gamer?
circusofkirkus: nah, that doesn't exist
cgwonder: if only there were some kind of monthly highlight reel
malexus101: Isn't the number of boss (up to now) just "party size - 3" ?
PharaohBender27: *one's supposed to make clips now?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like a highlight
Erudite_Cynic: I guess we will never know
orbitaltuna: i hope highlights includes all the snippet discussion but not the dunk
Shirts_: snip it thats the tickit
bv310: Alt+x is the key shortcut
GreenMittenz: Hi friends hows the spoops?
e_bloc: Corgo1000 opening a Japanese WAR box for my upcoming birthday and cracked a foil anime Narset. I'll let you take the credit for the good luck
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Lithobraker: we know it isn't Beej's sleeping bag, Beej's bag is silk!
Stripe_dog: What are we even doing?
thingo314: Thanks for the HahaGoose @e_bloc
TariLambele: they stole the horse
cgwonder: HORSE
Grevas13: i've lost the clip option a few times, refreshing always brings it back
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @e_bloc
thingo314: HahaGoose
e_bloc: like 175
e_bloc: on tcgplayer
e_bloc: 115
e_bloc: so yes
bv310: Foil anime Liliana is the most expensive, I believe
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I'll try that! Thanks (also thanks @bv310 !)
themadchicken: Hello spoopy boys
Hangedman: lilli is like 1200
ZER0_TW0: Thanks! @e_bloc HahaGingercat
Hangedman: or was for a bit
DiscordianTokkan: The Clip function has been bugging out for me also. I just clipped something and it outright didn't work
Stripe_dog: We live here now.
asthanius: Hey Siri, how do money go?
TariLambele: If you saw ben trapped in a treehouse, would you let him out
cgwonder: trap door?
Nigouki: Adam you give your money to me and I keep it safe Kappa
abaoa_qu: Lily is from the final fantasy artist tho
Stripe_dog: Stop HEAR ME
e_bloc: streamers don't need money, they can buy things with exposure
Grevas13: they gave him a fucking spy getup
Kramburger: Weird read on Bastard there bud
NightValien28: agent 47 is on to you
seth_erickson: Good chase music
Gizmoloid: @PharaohBender27 Yeah I don't have it right now, but if I open the stream again in a second window it's right there.
asthanius: Can we not use our new gun?
Stripe_dog: Fire your pew pew gun at him
bv310: Throw your grappling hook at him
Grevas13: because if this game needed anything, it was less subtlety
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how great would it have been if when you cut the chain it dropped you to your death
Hangedman: Woodneto
Lord_ZYRK: GRAVITY SQUEEZE
Stripe_dog: Huh, he hid
Zalthia: It’s a ghooooooost
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no NotLikeThis We are defeated NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: "I got a fedora!" when it's actually just a trilby
BrindleBoar: Now you're stuck in an abandoned mine with a spy.,
BusTed: It's the Honeycomb Hideout.
iconicshadow89: HEY you Guuuuuys
RedGriffin42: oh cool you have darkvision
StreetCornerPoet: HEY YOU GUYS
malexus101: Does it have a hot spring?
the_number_two2: This is giving me Blighttown flashbacks
orbitaltuna: i think he's a nerd spy
PharaohBender27: Thanks, everyone - refreshing worked for me, though it's too late to clip the thing I wanted to live. I was mostly concerned because I know they're changing the "Creator Dashboard" page soon and the preview didn't have an option to show clips you've made, so I was low-key worried that I no longer had the ability to make clips
DigitalSeahorse: next note: "I guess you proved me wrong."
Stripe_dog: Ben his job is to find the decoder rings in the cereal boxes
Kramburger: This guy couldn't even crack the Illustrated Da Vinci Code
cgwonder: what is this, tomb raider??
Lord_ZYRK: Adam you have screamed in fear more than once at this game
e_bloc: oh good a water bar
bv310: Dick move
Stripe_dog: Oxygen meter!
Lithobraker: Counter-intelligence is a separate skill set from being an operative
Stripe_dog: We subnautica now
Gizmoloid: @PharaohBender27 I had the same fear too when it first happened to me.
TariLambele: lung battery
Lord_ZYRK: Because g a m i n g
quentastic: I am so interested to see how they connect the two stories
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp. i guess we drown
DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 I think clipping in General is bugging out. I went to the VOD to grab probably the same bit, and can't even rename it. https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilEntertainingEmuPicoMause
DigitalSeahorse: :D
space_turbulence: Even more mechanics!
circusofkirkus: Adam has blown this case wide open
raven534: They're trying to make art
malexus101: everybody loves the underwater leveeeeel
bv310: Gamers love the illusion of choice
Hangedman: because you don't know you have water under you, it might be really convenient rock spikes
Lord_ZYRK: Pressing buttons that you don't have to is literally videogames 🤔
Tartarga: It's not a game if it doesn't have quick time events Adam.
Kramburger: You should be able to beat this game with one half A press
Zalthia: Oh no Adam is upset :(
BrindleBoar: One Game One Button
RedGriffin42: If there's no player agency, they shouldn't pretend there is
Brascharr: But Adam the Immersion
BusTed: George is getting upset!
TariLambele: what if the quantum gun got damaged by the water
korvys: scare engine!
DigitalSeahorse: Exactly! Adam with the hot takes lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
Lord_ZYRK: SwiftRage
Hangedman: todd howard would be so disappointed
EvilBadman: It's like pressing a button to open the jar and then a separate button to EAT THE MAN IN THE JAR? Who has that kind of time?!
Hangedman: or relieved
the_number_two2: A button in every game, and a game in every button
magmahead: it was a fuck it bucket
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG
circusofkirkus: is this where the wendigo comes in?
Zalthia: Oh Adam would hate Pathologic...
Stripe_dog: You have to lose a certain way
BrindleBoar: Sometimes that's life Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: If you “fail” for missing those QTEs when you were going to fall anyway.. that’s horseshit.
TariLambele: "You can jump anywhere" ben says as he jumps against an invisible wall
Comrademik: Adam, your passion for roasting shitty game mechanics is very soothing
magmahead: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Yep. Clipping in Twitch is deffo broken. Unless somehow uninstalling Flash ONLY affects clipping
Ba_Dum_Tish: Internet always ready to argue
Kramburger: Is this game slowly becoming one of James' Minecraft Mods?
Stripe_dog: The mine assets have no physics
BrindleBoar: if you can just pick up anything, you might have fun
Comrademik: not even being sarcastic
DiscordianTokkan: (Can clip, can't change name or length)
Mister_BlueSky: It’s has enough of your nonsense Ben. Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: these games want to sell you more able gamers equipment cause they don't give a damn if you have carpel tunnel from pressing so many buttons
bv310: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Well, at least you got the moment I wanted to clip :)
e_bloc: oh noooooo
cgwonder: oh no how inevitable
Stripe_dog: Slowdown!?
Stripe_dog: There was slowdown
OnyxOblivion: honestly Let's Nope is better than Watch + Play imo, since you see more of the game
TariLambele: WHY TURN AROUND
Comrademik: I've been feeling pretty flat lately, so passion is cathartic
PharaohBender27: Don't make promises you can't keep, Adam!
Keaton__Mask: watch ben jump off to mess with adam
bv310: Get sparta'd one time
Lithobraker: jump
Keaton__Mask: CALLED IT
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
BrindleBoar: I KNEW HE WAS GONNA
e_bloc: gottem
CapnRobert: lol
SnackPak_: By Adam
0x6772: zing!
circusofkirkus: GDI
Stripe_dog: F
NightValien28: hahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: Freedom!
IsThis___Art: BEN...................YES
TariLambele: bye adam
cgwonder: F
Jorge4hg: well then
DigitalSeahorse: F
Nyx_fire: f
OnyxOblivion: seeya adam
cgwonder: BEENNNNN
Comrademik: or maybe old mate, don't walk down the spooky mine
circusofkirkus: F
OnyxOblivion: send in the beej
Lithobraker: worth it
Tartarga: LUL
the_number_two2: Ayy
ghostvalv: gottem
DoctorHutch: hi highlight reel
circusofkirkus: adam committed too
Erudite_Cynic: good goof
e_bloc: worth it
bv310: I wonder how far back that puts us
Stripe_dog: Game just never loads now
DiscordianTokkan: Attempt at clipping "I can't yeet this bucket? this game SUCKS" https://clips.twitch.tv/FitHealthyKaleAsianGlow
Ba_Dum_Tish: benginTraitor benginTraitor
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG slytqRIP katesRip
seth_erickson: Worth it for the goof
Grevas13: hey, if they're not gonna let you throw buckets around, you have to make your own fun
The_Passerby: You can only blame yourself.
seth_erickson: Need to press a key Ben
Comrademik: "everything in the decrepit mine wants to kill me"
Lithobraker: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ Ben caught a big one!
The_Passerby: B hops.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
Stripe_dog: F
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
BrindleBoar: LUL
IsThis___Art: F
circusofkirkus: LUL
BusTed: benginRip
BrokenGolem: katesRip
Jorge4hg: F
KV1NN4: lrrBEN_SG
MagicWarluck: hahahaaa
Khasi1596: benjamin
Lord_ZYRK: Gravity CAN squeeze NotLikeThis
Lithobraker: Did we not establish that earlier?
seth_erickson: The game has demonstrated a loop
The_Passerby: Damn it, your B Hops are not on point.
korvys: At least you did a 360
icedsly: lrrWOW_HF
DigitalSeahorse: FF
seth_erickson: You must concede
TheZiebs: Dammit Ben lmao
ghostvalv: :O
TariLambele: 360 b hops into the abyss
Mister_BlueSky: Nice save Ben.
Kramburger: The only sucker I see is Ben
TheZiebs: Highlight for sure lol
cgwonder: Adam, Ben definitely didn't just jump off the plank again
DiscordianTokkan: So, was that a 360°NopeScope?
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EvilBadman: Thanks for the HahaSleep @abnormanomaly
Comrademik: is it candy for babies?
The_Passerby: Thanks for the HahaThink @abnormanomaly
DigitalSeahorse: yup :P
Kramburger: Guys pls
cgwonder: caress the wall
DiscordianTokkan: Nothing like just petting a cave wall
Stripe_dog: He just magnetized to that wall
TariLambele: ah, the developers play Resident Evil 7
Lithobraker: It's the Starwars animation!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: love the mountain
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sucker born every minute
PharaohBender27: He's not even touching the wall!
silenceaux: You miss 100% of the (trick) shots you don't take.
MagicWarluck: Did the wall consent to that kind of touching??
the_number_two2: Caress the wall
Stripe_dog: Miner's tan
DigitalSeahorse: hakumaiPat feliciaGranny
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #257: "I would rather be lucky than good." —Adam [2015-05-09]
Comrademik: Adam, you can't just ask that question
SydPreviouslyHeadache: now i gotta listen to Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain
BrokenGolem: radiation
seth_erickson: It's from our time chasing spies
OriginalGarwulf: "Oh rock, I love you so!"
korvys: !quote beej
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BrokenGolem: T-pose it
BrindleBoar: Remember to sensually stroke the wall as you do.
seth_erickson: We're crouching Ben
seth_erickson: I think
RedGriffin42: why crouching?
Brascharr: Just creepily fondle the Air while walking sideways
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
the_number_two2: Find every nook and cranny
Rhynerd: Our quantum shenanigans have replaced some of our skin cells with tan skin cells from an alternate us.
circusofkirkus: that gamer sense
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PharaohBender27: :D
Comrademik: cool game!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 Don't get scared now.
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Stripe_dog: What year is this game set?
Rhynerd: One that lives in Hawaii and coaches at a high school.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
orbitaltuna: not my fuit gummy
thingo314: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @notcainnorabel
PharaohBender27: 1977-1981
bv310: *gameplay*
Lord_ZYRK: When was Carter president? The world may never know. . .
cgwonder: this is the 70s right? judging by their terrible decor
DigitalSeahorse: HahaHide HahaHide HahaHide
Stripe_dog: OSHA was established in 1971 so this place has NO EXCUSE
Lithobraker: Rhynerd lol we had most of our PE classes inside on Oahu cause we always complained about the heat and sun.
LaconicLad: I lived through that entire time.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so our magneto powers don't work in caves. we must need sunlight
korvys: kathle3TRI wheelerT
PharaohBender27: @cgwonder Late 70s, probably, since it's the Carter Administration
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
the_number_two2: Ben, everyone knows you can’t grab things underground!
Dog_of_Myth: Just got here, what have I missed?
TariLambele: what is your wife going to say when you turn up with a bloody machete, looking like you just went through a mine
Khasi1596: i can't figure out this guy's accent
bv310: Chicken says you're clucked
Stripe_dog: Other side of what?
Lithobraker: Couldn't you get a sunburn from some old CRT displays? maybe our quantum gun screen is leaking UV
ALLxISxLOST: octoAYAYAY octoAYAYAY octoAYAYAY octoAYAYAY octoAYAYAY
Dog_of_Myth: Nice!
Rhynerd: @dog_of_myth boss fight and chasing a soviety spy.
Stripe_dog: Also he's Russian?
Grevas13: @Dog_of_Myth lots of pointless wandering in a confused story
Zalthia: So. My question is. Why have they stayed here after the deer thing?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that hot spring censor was TOO Good
beregolas: you mean Ian horny... I'll show myself out
the_number_two2: Is Ian Horner a Russian spy?
Lithobraker: You need to grow a beard to make the shaved head work most of the time though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: trees have more limbs than we do
Stripe_dog: The pager went off
Comrademik: trees have limbs ben
DiscordianTokkan: You couldn't cut the FERNS that had 3 foot gaps, but you can use a machete on some shrubs? This game honks
Stripe_dog: Alex 100% Russian spy
BrindleBoar: I'm pretty sure both of them have portrayed Russians for LRR.
Morpheus523: That dirt road in Road Quest looked intense
NotCainNorAbel: Wait, Alex isn't a Russian spy?
The_Passerby: Alex is a Russian Oligarch
seth_erickson: Trees may have more limbs then us but none of them have thumbs
Comrademik: and Adam, the roots are like tiny thumbs for sucking up water
Lithobraker: The actual spy is 100% Heather though
The_Passerby: He needs cavier and vodka
MagicWarluck: Adam would be more of a french spy.
Comrademik: checkmate atheists
Zalthia: Uh excuse you Kathleen??!?!?!?!
silenceaux: I honestly read that as "Chape!"
cgwonder: honestly if it was revealed tomorrow that Ian has been a russian spy this whole time, I wouldn't be surprised.
Alness49: There's a tree watching going "That's Effing Bullshit!"
the_number_two2: Heather is the one I most medium suspect
DiscordianTokkan: That Dust A/C blast in Road Quest hurt MY lungs, Adam
Stripe_dog: Gotta find the dynamite
TheMoatman: I feel like 47 both knows and doesn't care that people think he's sexy
TariLambele: really bold direction for the legend of zelda to take
Hangedman: can't get through it cause the firewatch team is working on something else now usedGRL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam likes baguettes
RedGriffin42: "oh no i can't possibly climb over this head height thing!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ??????
orbitaltuna: do the french hate the dutch?
SergeYager: Adam looks like teh kind of dude who would shoot you while looking bored and smoking a cigarette, so you know, French?
Comrademik: I always thought he was fresh, so he'd be a mint spy
Lithobraker: Cam would be the quadruple agent though.
DiscordianTokkan: @SergeYager WOW sergeHeart
Dog_of_Myth: @SergeYager LUL
wintertempest: ahh yes, the insurmountable waist-high fence
PharaohBender27: @cgwonder What . . . what intelligence would he have been gathering? Wait, is lrrPAUL his Commodore Hustle character!?
e_bloc: damn Serge
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I can't argue with Serge
SergeYager: <# ilu
SergeYager: My French
Stripe_dog: <#
TheMoatman: OOH! Serge is *definitely* the French Spy
johnhelix: I'm a soviet spy. And also a time traveler. From when the Soviet Union still existed.
korvys: <#
Xenovita: <#
circusofkirkus: <#
SquareDotCube: haha someone hasn't seen Mercenary Solutions
LoadingReadyRun: *(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk
Lithobraker: isn't <# icecream?
SergeYager: Bigger than ANY number
MrQBear: Waffle Heart!
e_bloc: Serge couldn't keep a secret from a corpse
Stripe_dog: That's less than, Ben.
BusTed: Wow.
DiscordianTokkan: <# is a bouquet of flowers, right?
BrindleBoar: That's a less than, Ben.
Kramburger: I Greater Than Octothorpe you
GreenMittenz: thats less then poundsign actually
Omthebox: GOTTEM
Rhynerd: Less than octothorpe
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RedGriffin42: I don't know what that means
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Shirts_: that sounds kinda dirty
EvilBadman: Serge is Stairs next to a Sink
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bv310: Honestly, I think Serge would be the best spy. No one would see it coming when he drugged the coffee
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SergeYager: @korvys right... i totally know math
Keaton__Mask: sergeFall
Akaiatana: "I octothorpe you" sounds weird
ghostvalv: the power of gaming
Ristow: i think i see <# as a waffle cone
quentastic: It turns out that the true spy's were the friends we made along the way
circusofkirkus: what is love?
cgwonder: he was overcome by his emotion Adam
Stripe_dog: "*(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk" - Adam 2019
SergeYager: LOL
SquareDotCube: not even that, less than octothorpe
MagicWarluck: Would Serge be the Columbian spy then? The bad bean so to say?
HesGotNoPants: wow hott take fake love
Khasi1596: when the snerge takes over
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] *(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk
LRRbot: New quote #6594: "*(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk" —Adam [2019-12-03]
MagicWarluck: Are there ANY non-spies in LRR?
ghostvalv: the Snerge
Lithobraker: MagicWarluck FWEEEET! Yellow Card!
IsThis___Art: @Juliamon :D
Hangedman: pokemon go was really weird in the 80s
korvys: !findquote tyq
LRRbot: Quote #6594: "*(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk" —Adam [2019-12-03]
Omthebox: That quote is going to be very confusing in 10 years.
HesGotNoPants: @magicwarluck been definitely sy
EvilBadman: the lrr quote database channel's going to have a field day with that one
bv310: That quote's going to be confusing in like ten minutes
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon :D
e_bloc: that quote's gonna be confusing in 10 weeks
MagicWarluck: @Lithobraker *goes to stand in the corner*
NotCainNorAbel: that quote is going to be confusing tomorrow.
circusofkirkus: global warming
silenceaux: Medium mood
Juliamon: 10 hours.
EvilBadman: Adam'll Ascend
Nyx_fire: :(
Stripe_dog: Adam's grave stone is going to read *(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk
Omthebox: Jokes on you. I'm going to raise you as a zombie for my entertainment in 10 years
Rhynerd: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6090: "I'm definitely here to steal everything." —Adam [2019-06-03]
Erudite_Cynic: tragic rhino accident
korvys: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
HesGotNoPants: serge will kill adam by 2030
Kramburger: This game is 9/10 on Steam?! THAT'S the real anomaly
SergeYager: Hey now
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sensationaloil: have you considered getting good
loki_lxix: It's totally going to come up on one of those live segments
SergeYager: :|
e_bloc: Adam would absolutely murk Serge
Keaton__Mask: if serge kills someone i doubt we'd find out
TariLambele: he might on accident
PharaohBender27: Wait until Cori has inserts of Twitch chat for the highlight reel
TheMoatman: He's killed before and he'll kill again
NotCainNorAbel: Ah, Adam is weak to stones
Stripe_dog: He doesn't have to use stones to kill you
Molvanian: What are you shooting at? The Beast is supposed to be inside, you are clearly outside.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Idk i've seen Serge play Minecraft
SquareDotCube: Snerge has the stones to kill someone by accident :P
Juliamon: Have you SEEN the villager disposal system??
The_Passerby: Serge will apply the overdose in the hospital to keep Adam silent.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Snerge will
Morpheus523: !quote serge
Comrademik: not unless they're a Minecraft villager
Rhynerd: Not personally.
Molvanian: This game is nothing but false advertising.
Zanaide: ** Snerge will remember this.
Stripe_dog: Adam's a flying type
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
loki_lxix: Something something hitboxes
bv310: lrrCREEPL HahaBaby lrrCREEPR
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHmm
Dergib: serge or beej could def murder a man
korvys: Clearly an Ice type
Foxmar320: I have confidence in Serge. Ive seen him play Minecraft. He doesn't HAVE to kill you. He builds a machine to kill you.
cgwonder: Serge used to work in customer service and anyone who has done that knows the desire to kill with their bare hands
Tartarga: I would think most people are weak to stones.
Rhynerd: But Serge could totally organize an accident for you.
HesGotNoPants: @sergeyager you won't kill adam cause your soft!
GreenMittenz: I feel like Serge is more like the alien that arrives and just wants to be friends but accidentally kills everyone cause they don't understand how humans work.
Stripe_dog: Weak to stones and glass jars
BrindleBoar: Foxmar320 so... a gun?
EvilBadman: instructions unclear wrote "Weak to scones"
Shirts_: no Adams fire type since he's so hot
Ba_Dum_Tish: Serge knows how to make murder machines
bv310: I mean, the stones would shatter the jars
IsThis___Art: our precious cinnamon roll randomly turns poisonous
DiscordianTokkan: More wall petting!
Molvanian: @GreenMittenz To be fair, how DO human's work?
MagicWarluck: Snerg might organise an accident, but Serge would appologize for it afterwards. A dangrous duo.
korvys: Bad dod
TariLambele: imagine if he got caught halfway through
cgwonder: time to lovingly caress the stone again
Lithobraker: SergeYager I heard you liked coffee so I brought you a cup, it was cold but i warmed in in the microwave for you Kappa
Foxmar320: BrindleBoar naaa thats to simple it has to involve at least 30 feet of rails and a volcano.
bv310: This hole is made for you
SquareDotCube: Here Lies Adam: Killed by excessive Rolling Stones cover band music
Akaiatana: Adam, when you're dead, what midi do you want to play on the LRR site?
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6520: "How much foreshadowing can you fit into a single conversation?" —Adam [2019-10-26]
orbitaltuna: what is with all these super narrow tunnels
BrindleBoar: Horror games need an Attenborough.
Ba_Dum_Tish: I expect some form of Rube Goldberg style death for Adam now
MagicWarluck: @Lithobraker Yellow card in return! Don't disrespect the bean juice. :D
TheMoatman: That was kind of the priest from The Princess Bride
PharaohBender27: @HesGotNoPants Oh, @SergeYager can get hard - he just needs to be reminded of working in customer service at the exact right moment
Grevas13: that's a good try ben
cgwonder: my english ears are melting from these accents
Stripe_dog: Ah hell yeah
TheMoatman: Site's haunted
Stripe_dog: Don't ask Ben
seth_erickson: Paint?
DigitalSeahorse: shigiRainpiano shigiRainpiano shigiRainpiano shigiRainpiano
TariLambele: white paint
DiscordianTokkan: I hope that's paint
Dog_of_Myth: One Giant Bird
RedGriffin42: bird poo
Stripe_dog: The spy got excited
BrindleBoar: ectoplasm
PharaohBender27: Massive bird poop?
The_Passerby: Ancient Bird Poo
HesGotNoPants: bird poo or nutt
SquareDotCube: We'll have gravestones that can eternally play MIDI by 10 years, maybe
johnhelix: It's becoming quickly obvious that I walked in on something I don't fully understand.
Durugai: It's the left overs of Lara Crofts "Go Here"-Paints
Omthebox: Its hard to climb with all this PAINT
doomlimit: It's Interaction Gel, like the Assassins use.
Rhynerd: The spy is actually an alien.
bv310: Thanks, local Roc, for showing the path
flangdale: he just REALLY loves being a spy ya know?
The_Passerby: @SquareDotCube we already have those.
tehfewl: he spilled his go-gurt
Akaiatana: Adam, that trail shows that he came that way
Rhynerd: Oh! Android blood.
Nefarious_Ned: Ah, the tell-tale signs of some slap stick...
Rhynerd: This is the Alien(s) uniberse.
Mysticman89: eagle had bad tacos
Stripe_dog: It's a bomb
PharaohBender27: Well, I gotta bounce for dinner - I might be back later, but otherwise, catch you all later! katesWave
circusofkirkus: that's a house, not a feeder
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i was really afraid of a trap
bv310: I would love it if a bird flew out
Stripe_dog: Why would he LEAVE THAT
TariLambele: good ol' bendy wood
BrindleBoar: Phrasing!
sjcTheos: What?
Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing
Khasi1596: id want to see a bird just bite his hand
Garbonzo42: WHO DID HE LEAVE THAT FOR?????
TariLambele: yes
circusofkirkus: we have the power of quantum on our side thoug
TariLambele: that's exactly what you're going to do, ben
Nefarious_Ned: That's an unfortunate juxtaposition.... Tip? Dickhead?
Dog_of_Myth: 360 no look jump that
space_turbulence: Why would you throw that away?
j0xer: where is the darksouls blighttown shaky bridge in that tree house?
SquareDotCube: Just Jean Claude Van Damme his way through them all
TariLambele: because this becomes cod next
Grevas13: the only way this narrative makes sense is if you're actually hallucinating.
korvys: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #1635: "BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!" —Alex [2016-01-22]
Rhynerd: Surely a quantum gun can take on a group of russians, right?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm legit wondering who wrote this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh my god do i try
Stripe_dog: You go to the inn, a dragon attacks.
Askwho: Spooky tent
circusofkirkus: we tangled now
Stripe_dog: That's a pan
TariLambele: yeet his cast iron
control_rig: Immune to bullets!
ALLxISxLOST: frying pan! or maybe a drying pan?
korvys: !pubg
Akaiatana: Let's find out if this Russian Spy is pansexual
Lithobraker: Dude you have to season your cast iron pan! Jeeze
Zalthia: Maybe the spy is actually a ghost Russian spy!
kalateth: now this is pan racing
DrWreckage: Theres a fan made remaster of the fight between vader and Kenobi that is FUCKING BOMB
cgwonder: alos cg has come so far...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OR goofy shit
Lord_ZYRK: Well choreographed character development
belladante_: the fight scenes were not meant to be as flashy that doesnt mean they were less good
Nigouki: episode 5 and 6 choreography was great thanks to Bob Anderson
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! Adam's Weakness!
Omthebox: Its quite good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH NO! The stones
Dog_of_Myth: KOBE
Comrademik: also, revenge of the sith is the worst of the prequels
Stripe_dog: Quick Ben, get Adam!
cgwonder: the prequels are the best simply for the number of times obi wan dramatically removes his robes
Comrademik: don't @ me
DigitalSeahorse: nobody will ever beat "I'm not left handed either!"
bv310: Got it in one
The_Passerby: Please DM me that fanmade remake of the fight
seth_erickson: First Try Baby
orbitaltuna: can you get the dead guy
SergeYager: airball
Stripe_dog: A bucket full of Adam killers.
SquareDotCube: His only weakness!
Zalthia: Should you maybe call someone???!?!??!?
DrWreckage: @LoadingReadyRun You can't stop to watch a youtube video but this is the video you asked for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k
bv310: Just kill the spy by accident with your airballs
TariLambele: imagine if you just heard a thud from that stone missing and hitting someone else
Dog_of_Myth: It's Thanos's bucket
WonderfulGlory: Adam's greatest fear
SquareDotCube: You're fucked now, Adam
Stripe_dog: Don't let Serge get it or he WILL have the stones.
Ristow: another crazy invention from those eggheads at the CIA
0x6772: To hell with this spy stuff, just sell that barrel.
7gorobei: we've demonstrated a loop
Lithobraker: There's a fan made remaster of the entire Episode IV, it used the film roll
Lord_ZYRK: Alternatively: yes, the fight scenes are very well done https://i.imgur.com/UHPqTzJ.gif Kappa
Keaton__Mask: bring one with you
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Beofryn: Throw one straight up!
Kramburger: Barrel sellel, I need your most powerful barrel
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bv310: If you throw it straight up, can you hit yourself?
NightValien28: this is firewatch now
ALLxISxLOST: maybe rope gets body?
cgwonder: shouldn't you maybe... report the dead body???
Zalthia: Nah it’s fine
SquareDotCube: We found DB Cooper?
korvys: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5571: "I need to know if he's a magic fist man!" —Bengineering [2018-12-10]
Erudite_Cynic: that was DB Cooper
NotCainNorAbel: America is in it for the money
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto HahaGoose
SergeYager: oooooooh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm so scared, I almost died laughing from yesterdays
SergeYager: yeah, wow
cgwonder: i'm excited about this now
orbitaltuna: adam shot a moose? ccolorD
TariLambele: its a mineshaft
korvys: Oh hey, Adam, how's SwS coming along?
TariLambele: they tend to be deep, yes
DigitalSeahorse: a wild SergeYager appears!
j0xer: is the rope going to break
BrindleBoar: Because video games.
ALLxISxLOST: SergeYager sssh stop giving spoilies
Earthenone: to find our wife? statisticly
cgwonder: maybe the mine shaft will lead to the inn?? wtf kind of logic is that?
j0xer: i feel like it is 100% going to break
seth_erickson: I thought this guy wasn't in great shape anymore this says otherwise though
bv310: If you get kicked at the end of this I'm going to be very upset
SquareDotCube: That's a question for the whole game, Ben, really
korvys: Did you talk about the Phoenix Splash?
Brascharr: Wait weren't the talking about an Inn, why are you in a mine again ?
Stripe_dog: I say normal human sentences like "If I had something that would enable me to climb down."
DiscordianTokkan: You are NOT being too mean
Durugai: 50 ft. rope or no rope at all
Dog_of_Myth: Maybe the climber is a dwarf?
MrTulip: I mean, he died so obv a scrub
TariLambele: no this game sucks, you're not being mean
Baldrash: Nah, this game honks. It kinda deserves what you're giving it.
j0xer: they dont want you to go back
Stripe_dog: That rope is about as long as the rope you have attached to the hook you already have.
NightValien28: to be fair there hasn't been anything scary in like an hour
Rumiir_the_Dragon: to be fare, it clearly wasn't that great anyway if he was dead
Akaiatana: I think they wanted a no-return roppe
SquareDotCube: It's fine to love indies, but sometimes you gotta realize your scope
space_turbulence: @braschar gameplay padding!
PlusDY: ah yes, gameplay
Zalthia: Yeah they didn’t want you to be like “why can’t I climb back up here”
Morpheus523: It’s the 70s, nobody cared about rope length
bv310: Boss fight arena
DiscordianTokkan: I'm also laughing at how your grappling hook rope is longer than the mountain climber's rope
TariLambele: the boss fight is throwing the grappling hook at him
seth_erickson: This Quantum anomaly is trying to kill us
Stripe_dog: If I was working for spies in America i'd absolutely have a gun why doesn't he have a gun?
kenkopin: I wish you could take one of those ladders.
cgwonder: considering the boss fight you did, it probably burned down
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk HahaGoose yay honk is back
Akaiatana: The Beast, Inn Side
Comrademik: man this control mod sucks
abaoa_qu: This game needs a driving section
bv310: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit Beatrice.
StreetCornerPoet: 2 people enter, 1 person leaves. Welcome to Horror Dome
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft kristikHonk HahaShrugRight
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You'll never escape my evil maze Mario!
TariLambele: just push it off
Stripe_dog: It's barely on that platform
SydPreviouslyHeadache: turn the safe around.......
Stripe_dog: Just knock it over
SquareDotCube: Or just, tip it over
Dog_of_Myth: Safe falls on you
BrindleBoar: Bamboozled again.
cgwonder: everything burned... except this safe that's important for the plot
seth_erickson: need to find something in the maze to turn it
Alness49: Need the magnet gloves
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I want Adam to lead a game design
Lithobraker: The trap is that we pull the safe down and crush ourselves. Truely a Dastardly plot!
bv310: Find the horse to drag over and stand on
BrindleBoar: COMMIES
NightValien28: oh my fuck
belladante_: dude shut up!
MagicWarluck: Where's woodneto when we need him?
control_rig: Siiigggggh
cgwonder: MURICA
Mysticman89: The russians took the top half of yuour house
Dog_of_Myth: Soviets, known arsonists
Stripe_dog: Really weird thing to say to your self with no one else around.
ALLxISxLOST: So between Ben and Adam which is Batman?
Erudite_Cynic: not this time Ivan!
Keaton__Mask: 🇺🇸 🦅 💥
BrindleBoar: there was a thing on the stairs
PlusDY: Dang i didn't know we were playing as my uncle
bv310: He's still got the paint too
TariLambele: so ben is robin?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Alfred is incredible
circusofkirkus: there was something on the ground by the stairs
seth_erickson: missed an interactable back there @LoadingReadyRun
korvys: You do have a beter Michael Cain
BusTed: Just listen to Ben's Michael Caine.
Stripe_dog: Adam West was Batman
Baldrash: Savage!
Akaiatana: You're both Catwoman
Comrademik: i mean, batman is pretty dumb
Dog_of_Myth: Yep, something on the ground by the stairs
DrasonSpike: Adam's batman and Ben is batman beyond
SergeYager: Let's be fair, Batman was never known for his brains
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no joke, behind some of the villians, Alfred is my favorite thing
e_bloc: of course you're smarter than Adam West--he's dead now
Keaton__Mask: birdglery
Comrademik: the riddler
Jorge4hg: the deer
TariLambele: so you'd be Christian Bale batman?
bv310: Penguin!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but the villians are kind of just the DC
Pywodwagon: Adam is more like plastic man
korvys: @SergeYager He's the world's Greatest Detective!
SergeYager: He's known for being rich and gritty
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i thought his thing was Money
BusTed: World's Greatest Detective!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah
niivvy: lrrEFF
SergeYager: He's just an angry rich dude
InkyGhoast: serge pls
captain_wulf: you walked by a shiny on the stairs
circusofkirkus: you missed picking up something by the stairs
TehAmelie: Adam West and Burt Ward were once kicked out of an orgy because they wouldn't break character
Akaiatana: Serge doesn't know Batman's colour identity
cgwonder: i mean... according to himself
Morpheus523: Smartest man alive
SquareDotCube: Wow Serge, someone's only watched the Nolan movies
Stripe_dog: Lamp
Zalthia: Serge no don’t read Frank Miller
Vyous: He literally premiered in detective comics as the world's greatest detective
e_bloc: if I was a billionaire I'd call myself the world's greatest detective too
korvys: D
Jorge4hg: greatest detective
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bv310: The clue is Oooooo
BlindProphet32: In DCeased Lex Luthor literally checks to see if batman is around to be able to name himself the smartest man in the world
NotCainNorAbel: yep, not batman
tastymcnuggett: ahh yes. bird crap. thats the clue
DiscordianTokkan: The lamp DID say Rotate to see hidden message...
TheZiebs: @loadingreadyrun he’s a rich guy with an obsession with latex and hiding in the dark.
ulexarX: [rotate to find hidden message]
Stripe_dog: You've looped
Stripe_dog: Is this a wepaon
MagicWarluck: The stairs
TehAmelie: if i was a billionaire i'd call myself the hero of the workers
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO
Baldrash: Inanimate Carbon Rod?
Lithobraker: If Batman spent half the money on he does on his car on mental healthcare and social services Gotham would be much safer.
BusTed: *pop*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO WAY
BrindleBoar: what the fuck
Jorge4hg: hahaha
e_bloc: fart noise
MagicWarluck: oooookay
DiscordianTokkan: That... Is not how physics works
DoctorHutch: is it rubber?
silenceaux: Leverage?
ghostvalv: wut
cgwonder: squeak?
Mysticman89: Gravity is merely soviet propaganda.
Comrademik: archimedes was right!
TariLambele: this game sucks
Stripe_dog: Can't move it with my hands BUT WITH THE POWER OF LEVERS
TariLambele: safe falls on him
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i am so mad. ok that makes it better
Comrademik: what the fuck yo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ok we dead
Omthebox: Our boy is an idiot.
bv310: Domed by safe
belladante_: THIS IS STUPID!
TariLambele: aw
Lithobraker: Awwwww.
Dog_of_Myth: Called it!
Stripe_dog: He almost got cartooned
Comrademik: good!
Jorge4hg: sure
Nefarious_Ned: Damn. The gas.
silenceaux: Another cunning Russian trap!!
bv310: Good news, it landed door side up
BrindleBoar: NOW he figures it out
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The russians must have tried to drop that safe on me.
DoctorHutch: gosh...I was in danger!
Jorge4hg: that is the dilemma
Stripe_dog: If it didn't fall on you and you still died ALSO no one would find you
e_bloc: okay so the game might not be scary, but at least it's not predictable
Zalthia: Ahhh no I had to refresh what happened?
control_rig: This guy is a MORON
tastymcnuggett: Wile coyote almost got him!!!!!
space_turbulence: Writing!
0x6772: No one would find us here... like that climber whose rope you stole?
iconicshadow89: ACME
ALLxISxLOST: One thing for sure is this man is not Batman
TheZiebs: I guess you could say he cracked that case.....
Stripe_dog: 1985
IsThis___Art: even I wouldn't have found me!
Brascharr: Is this a looney toons Episode ?
Shirts_: we're a robot right? thats the twist?
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun this guy vs Ctulhu guy, who wins?
TariLambele: WHY WOULD THE COMBINATION BE IN THAT ROOM YOU JUST FELL THERE
Nefarious_Ned: 1337
Lithobraker: It's the chest in the center of the Citadel again!
ghostvalv: :O
TehAmelie: or even 4200
Stripe_dog: What's the Russian number?
PlusDY: 0451
kenkopin: katesNice
Bakufreak: 0451, works every time
Lazarus_18: Man, if only we had a pair of boltcutters to take care of that rusty padlock
BusTed: 5309
TheZiebs: Can someone explain to me how Batman can beat up Superman? It is the sole reason why DC makes no sense to me.
silenceaux: Farenheit 451 I think...?
StarWarsTHX1138: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @zafariman
MagicWarluck: Farenheit, paper burns
bv310: 8008, clearly
korvys: It's from Thief
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 1234
SquareDotCube: System Shock callback
PlusDY: If this was an 0451 game I'd burn my gamer card
InkyGhoast: farenheit 451
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DoctorHutch: 5309? thats to trade with Ben
TehAmelie: i had one of those locks with the code 9999. it's the last number anyone would try, right
RiverBirch: Thanks for the HahaPoint @starwarsthx1138
orbitaltuna: can't you use your gadgets on it
tastymcnuggett: its 8008
IsThis___Art: @TheZiebs cryptonite?
Master_Gunner: TheZiebs: Kryptonite Knuckles
Zalthia: Because Batman is DCs favorite character and therefore can never lose at anything ever
control_rig: Gee ya think?
abaoa_qu: Odds it was on the lantern?
Comrademik: @TheZiebs by relying on superman being a nicer person
korvys: 0451 is the combination of the first code in Deus Ex, and a lot of games like to reference it.
NightValien28: horror this is not but it is hella fun
bv310: It's endearingly garbage
TheZiebs: @master_gunner but Superman can fly. So couldn’t he just fly and laser vision him. Makes no sense
Jorge4hg: oh god
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh for fucks sake
Diabore: im out
e_bloc: 05
MagicWarluck: 451 is the temperature where paper self ignites. Just like hope and dreams.
KoboldArchmage: 4
belladante_: this is stupid
e_bloc: 555555
silenceaux: 55555
korvys: 5
Zalthia: @korvys it’s a reference to Fahrenheit 451, and is now a tradition for Immersive Sims to include it
e_bloc: 9
Akaiatana: 57
TehAmelie: ironically, paper burns at 451°C, not F
Ristow: 7
e_bloc: 77777777
Diabore: 6?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 57
EvilBadman: 0451 is the code to get into Looking Glass studios and shows up in their and other games.
TariLambele: 75
tehfewl: 75__
TheOneCalledStu: 75..
e_bloc: 666666
tastymcnuggett: 6
EvilBadman: it is not a Fahrenheit 451 reference by itself
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 75 6
TheZiebs: 309
e_bloc: 76_6
silenceaux: Wait, is that page torn?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I have trouble reading, so noticing what's missing. that's rude as hell
e_bloc: 75_6
Stripe_dog: The 451 thing is a Looking Glass Studios thing. It was the code to several doors in games they made and it was a reference to their own studio, being the passcode to access the building.
TariLambele: wait is that paper torn?
Zalthia: @evilbadman yeah it is.
DoctorHutch: how is this a hidden code....like just write it in the book if you are gonna do all this
TheZiebs: 75-309
e_bloc: oh the page is torn
BrindleBoar: the 6 is drawn in?
TariLambele: the paper's torn
belladante_: the page is torn
KoboldArchmage: the page is torn
SnackPak_: unarmeHmm unarmeGameplay unarmeHmm
HesGotNoPants: 0
BrindleBoar: ah
Micsig: page torn
Comrademik: there's part of a page missing
BusTed: One to guess.
DiscordianTokkan: Clipping is borking up for me again, so I only got the tail end of them laughing at how much this guy sucks. https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyClearSoybeanVoteYea
Comrademik: wow
Zalthia: They set it to that to reference the book, and then they included it games and it became a reference to them
Omthebox: Okay. That's neat
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is actually really good
TariLambele: no
Diabore: 7516
TehAmelie: i bet it'll be 6
e_bloc: could be 3 or 7
DoctorHutch: no you can still see it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok that part is clever
IsThis___Art: 751-
e_bloc: or 6
Omthebox: So 1 for this game about 82901856 against.
TariLambele: 751_
e_bloc: even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while
korvys: It's not 1,4,8,2,0
NightValien28: still not horror though
Stripe_dog: That's really flexible for old wood
control_rig: Perfect timing
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e_bloc: so it's odd
seth_erickson: 751
SydPreviouslyHeadache: menu and door boss. reigning champions
e_bloc: odd not 0
Dog_of_Myth: Just ask Adam about door boss fights
Jorge4hg: a key?
Mysticman89: another code!
EvilBadman: @zalthia Someone is lying then https://deusex.fandom.com/wiki/0451
Nigouki: i was hoping the russian dude is in there
cgwonder: flaaaaaash back
PlusDY: the real horror was the dialogue all along
Kramburger: Marvel Studios...
Akaiatana: It's a list of safe words!
Lord_ZYRK: Samurai Jack? :O
orbitaltuna: like just a tiny russian dude?
seth_erickson: I think we're getting close to the real deep end dive
Rhynerd: Doors continue to be the biggest challenges for Adam and Ben.
DoctorHutch: time for more gun wielding?
quentastic: Why is there a journal page in a safe in an inn?
Comrademik: steady on kojima
Baldrash: I hope it's not _Chris'_ blood.
Zalthia: @evilbadman ahh okay I was wrong then. It just seems like such an obvious reference though :/
Nigouki: are we a ghoest?
Stripe_dog: Ghosts?
TariLambele: art
Stripe_dog: Did we die on a boat?
Comrademik: what the fuck is going on with this game?
Comrademik: wat
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TariLambele: do you still have the gun
Zalthia: Wait are we in the past again?
Stripe_dog: He said the gun is stuck forever
EvilBadman: Get ye gun
Meyari: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @reallegitstreamer
Nigouki: if you're a real gamer you'd be able to pick up the gun
bv310: No pause in that sentence, so he's realdetectiveWalterGilman
TariLambele: "the uh... gun's been glued to the floor"
PlusDY: I don't think it's fair that you have to use a quantum doohickey in the modern time when *this* character can see ghosts regardless
Stripe_dog: Crouch
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johkmil: The gun is too heavy for you
Zalthia: Awwww Ben
Stripe_dog: Bet this chapter ends in a fire.
cgwonder: oblivion tyme
Comrademik: the weight of responsibility that comes with owning a gun is too much
Alness49: It's like the devs had ideas for two separate games, and this is the better one
Kykiwi: these are some dumb locks if the tumblers are on the same level .....
Zalthia: @evilbadman no one lied per day, but the person who told me was just wrong *shrug*. Now a days a lot of immersive sim type games use the number to reference Looking Glass
twixwitchketchup: ik this isn’t related to the game but who’s all going to pax unplugged from the llr crew?
cgwonder: mama didn't raise no fool
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Stripe_dog: The devs had two half finished games
Nigouki: i just hope this goes off the wall even further
johnhelix: Wait, I looked away, weren't you, like, shooting things in the woods with a barcode reader a minute ago?
seth_erickson: we were johnheliz
Zalthia: Hold on
e_bloc: this is why you don't take someone else's nostalgia
seth_erickson: johnhelix
DiscordianTokkan: GILMAN? We into some Lovecraft trope shiz now
Nigouki: we got the russians using enigma machines in the present, we got Hyde shenanigans during the civil war, if this doesn't all link up and involve secret Nazi science I'll be disappointed
Stripe_dog: Agent Biscuits
Pharmacistjudge: or is it the name of the horse?
Zalthia: Are we witnessing past events, of a character witnessing past events?
Nyx_fire: wait walked away for a second, why aren't we in the woods anymore
TariLambele: yes
PlusDY: I was half asleep last week and I was late today, so I'm *super* confused about this game's plot
PlusDY: I've given up at this point
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
BrindleBoar: God Damn.
BusTed: Hahaha.
NightValien28: holy shit
cgwonder: lrrWOW
Kramburger: OMFG
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
TariLambele: jesus
NimrodXIV: LOL
Pharmacistjudge: wow
AbnormAnomaly: wow
ThorSokar: WOW
NightValien28: I am stealing that
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow
Stripe_dog: Wow
cgwonder: get REKT
johnhelix: DAMN
TariLambele: leave something to be buried
AbnormAnomaly: I need to write taht down
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
DiscordianTokkan: Checks out
BloodnBullets: lrrWOW
Nyx_fire: ouch
ghostvalv: :O
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrWOW lrrWOW
MagicWarluck: Burn!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl. also she's not wrong
BusTed: Kler with the burn.
ZeroArcana: katesWa katesOw
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
cgwonder: F
Stripe_dog: WOW
NightValien28: FUCK
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
Erudite_Cynic: damn
Zalthia: Who is Fred Durst?
Pharmacistjudge: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Erudite_Cynic: brutal
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben you have some amazing friends
Akaiatana: Biscuits is watching you, be careful! He's a sharp cookie.
EvilBadman: a poet
IsThis___Art: katesWa katesOw
Stripe_dog: Fred Durst is the lead of the band Limp Bizkit
Lithobraker: LoadingReadyRun Would rather have the best Yeet in the world or the best Kobe?
seth_erickson: Hey look at that a picture of lincoln was back there
PlusDY: The Anti-Sex was the name of my straight edge cover band
e_bloc: anyone can yeet
Nigouki: best Yeet you'd have your own space program
e_bloc: technically if you're trying to yeet, it's a kobe
DigitalSeahorse: best YEET cause yeet didn't have a scandal that I know of
cgwonder: yuou can't wear kilts in the nba though
AbnormAnomaly: The best yeet by a mile, because it's for distance.
Shirts_: sadly it is all about the money
Dog_of_Myth: @seth_erickson Lots of lincoln pictures in this game.
v_nome: You could be the world's greatest detective!
Lithobraker: cgwonder has anyone tried yet?
Lord_ZYRK: Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy all the things that make you happy seabatBRAIN
MagicWarluck: Basketball with kilts? Now thats an idea!
Zalthia: Money makes me anxious
Pharmacistjudge: With an all star Yeet you could throw lots of drugs over the fence to the US
boristhewizard: Everybody joked about Adam being Ayn Rand during Desert bus, but now I'm definitely getting those vibes
Keaton__Mask: good thing it's not in latin
Stripe_dog: Could you write your way out of a paper bag Adam?
EvilBadman: Luke pass the damn join already
Kramburger: Luke, it's 2am dude come on
AbnormAnomaly: That is actually classic Luke. The good stuff is in John.
IsThis___Art: its like anime. you have to read it in context.
EvilBadman: joint*
Alness49: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!
johnhelix: I'd probably go kobe. Not to play basketball, I just wanna huck stuff at other stuff with impossible accuracy.
Pharmacistjudge: *remove paper bag*
Pharmacistjudge: not hard to write your way out of a paper bag
korvys: !quote adam
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TariLambele: but could you write your way out of a glass jar
AbnormAnomaly: If it were me, I simply would not be in the paper bag
Omthebox: The paper bag is a mimic
kalateth: thats asking a lot of us Adam..
Kramburger: Adam wouldn't write himself out of a paper bag, because he was probably put in it by a powerful wizard
PlusDY: can you write yourself out of a giant jar?
EvilBadman: "sorry you were offended, I guess"
boristhewizard: "agree to disagree"
Pharmacistjudge: if you could, @PlusDY you wouldn't need help to get out
Lord_ZYRK: Metal Gear Coatrack :O
Shirts_: opinions are like butts. I like them
Zalthia: So what is the point of this game? What are we trying to do here?
j0xer: that's just like your opinion man
TariLambele: nice asmr neck cracks
Naarius: Gooood question
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
IsThis___Art: to stop the creepy Russians?
PlusDY: @Zalthia to stick it to the russians
Pharmacistjudge: to get scared in a safe place...because that's fun
seth_erickson: The story in this game is wild
Stripe_dog: I hear something
Zalthia: No. No I’m not scared. I’m too confused to be scared!
BrindleBoar: parkour
Kramburger: Asking what the point of the game is on Let's Nope or W+P is a bigger question than most people are ready for
Stripe_dog: Nice tea cup
Nyx_fire: oh when is the next long game?
Pharmacistjudge: it's the same question of...why don't we remove the candles from the wall and walk around with it....just don't worry about it
Shirts_: the sentence if it was me I would just be scared hits a bit close to home
kalateth: itskoloSalute
BrindleBoar: Yiddle.
Zalthia: I don’t mean what’s the point of the game I mean like. What is our objective right now?
Nigouki: i hope the next season is called The Midichlorian
Kramburger: The Mandalorian is SO good. It's not trying to over complicate things
FlameReetardantPanda: lol, baby yodes is too cewt
cgwonder: i haven't gotten around to it yet but I'm hype for baby yoda
korvys: !uptime
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Stripe_dog: Chained!
Dog_of_Myth: whoops
DiscordianTokkan: HI
TariLambele: man
Erudite_Cynic: occupado
DoctorHutch: old man yell?
A_Dub888: peekaboo
korvys: !findquote chain
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PlusDY: Ooh! Gameplay!
TariLambele: imagine if he just kicked the door in and bopped hte dude in the face
Lithobraker: Dog_of_Myth Is there a boom in that shot? looks like it
Pharmacistjudge: he is trying to poop...and you are interrupting him
TheZiebs: I can’t even have a real kid anymore because it will never compare to Baby Yoda.
Kramburger: "I'm in here, GEEZ"
Shampp: I've never seen this live! Awesome! Adam your manliness gets me through these jump scares. Ben, I imagine you'd be terrified with me.
Pharmacistjudge: surprise...you are the ***ho*e
AbnormAnomaly: ah back when you could bring that in your carry on.
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Nyx_fire: Thanks for the Haha2020 @jeffcentaur
circusofkirkus: uh
DiscordianTokkan: I guess she doesn't like Gracy
DiscordianTokkan: *Gravy
Kramburger: What fresh bullshit is this?
bv310: Security gravy boat now
BrindleBoar: Pro Gravy Move
TariLambele: to the floor below
ALLxISxLOST: Gravy boat? A Boat full of Gravy? Can I have some?
orbitaltuna: gravy boat to hell?
korvys: It's gravy
e_bloc: why is the writing in these games so fucking good
Zalthia: Zombie ghosts?
orbitaltuna: is the river styx made of gravy???
Mysticman89: naw, actually just wanted to drag you to the floor below.
PlusDY: y'know if she wanted the gravy boat she could've asked more nicely
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun she tried to send you to an early gravy
TariLambele: if it was me, i simply wouldn't have fallen
Pharmacistjudge: He was trying to drag you into the gravy...maybe there was a turkey dinner waiting for you on the other side if you didn't struggle so much
seth_erickson: Green Book Asset was my favorite in the series
IsThis___Art: @Akaiatana OH U
Brascharr: What a rumbly tummy
Shampp: I ship Ben and the gravy boat
cgwonder: that gravy boat was mY MOTHER'S!
Zalthia: So. Russians and ghosts and serial killers and ghost zombies?
TheZiebs: My grandma pulls the same shit with me when I touch her antique gravy boat
Phailhammer: I don't think some in chat appreciate the gravy-ty of the situation.
bv310: Batam Manidan
Shirts_: your more of a robin
circusofkirkus: if you're batman, can we see your utility belt?
TariLambele: Adam Savibat
Akaiatana: Bruce Whine
MagicWarluck: Does that make Ben manbat?
Pharmacistjudge: so...is Ben now Piderman?
cgwonder: job title: batman's cohost
EvilBadman: Adam Batiman
PlusDY: Seabatman
Zalthia: That makes Ben Robin?
Lithobraker: Dog_of_Myth aww, I looked at the full video, it's the front sight on the Mandalorian's Bergman.
IsThis___Art: all I'm saying is, his brain is growing at an exponential rate
DoctorHutch: Van-no.
BrindleBoar: Vincent Van Ghost.
Kramburger: Adam can't be Batman, he has living parents and goes to therapy instead of assaulting people
SquareDotCube: He's the Arkham, and I'm the Horror
bv310: Van Gogh if Rasputin modeled for him
korvys: Who is it?
TariLambele: god can we please get fanart of ben and adam as batman and robin
Alness49: Van Goth?
DoctorHutch: van-nope?
BrindleBoar: NO SCOPED
circusofkirkus: parkour!
andrew: sup highlights
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, just follow the blood trail! What could go wrong?
MrTulip: van go fuck yourself game
seth_erickson: Up we go
Lithobraker: Video games SUCK
IsThis___Art: hey, it works!
TheZiebs: Parkour baby
captain_wulf: was that tesla?
Sannindi: Look, all I'm saying is I've never seen Adam and Batman in the same room together.
HesGotNoPants: @zalthia so does that make serge joker? is serge gonna kill ben with a crowbar? @sergeyager
orbitaltuna: it's gamer feng shui
EvilBadman: @andrew please do not tell the highlight team what to add to the reel Kappa
NightValien28: ain't here for logic
andrew: EvilBadman lol called out
korvys: Serge is more like The Riddler
Zalthia: No! @hesgotnopants Serge is Nightwing!
Pharmacistjudge: what are you talking about? nothing is wrong here
Erudite_Cynic: what tipped you off champ?
cgwonder: i'd better grab that murder weapon and get out of here
Pharmacistjudge: lrrFINE .
empyreon: the protags are just taking turns being bone stupid, eh?
Kramburger: Next floor you're going to push over a grandfather clock and an armiore
NightValien28: yes "something" is wrong here
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Pharmacistjudge: the DSM V is not a monster manual
korvys: I did not make that
korvys: No
bowsin_durrows: Oh, no! Not the Mondays!
korvys: I saw it on Tumblr
AbnormAnomaly: what year does this take place in?
Shirts_: what joke?
korvys: But i thought you'd like it
bv310: Oh my god you have to saw through the lock manually
Kramburger: There's nothing new on the internet
AbnormAnomaly: this part of the story that is
Dog_of_Myth: Yeet the ferret
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baskwalla: Kodo and Podo
BusTed: Sorry, I only had the cultural osmosis of the movie/show.
LaconicLad: kodo and podo
BusTed: That's fair.
BrindleBoar: F
Shirts_: hahahaha thats really good
PharaohBender27: I'm back! How goes the quantam cloud chasing?
eric_christian_berg: Bugger! Forgot it was Tuesday.
Omthebox: THAT'S the line you draw for Busted
Omthebox: That was your line
Kramburger: At least he's not Banning BusTed this time
varmintx0: We named one of our cats after Podo.
e_bloc: do it you coward
Erudite_Cynic: its not like you pay us
bv310: But sir, you can't fire me, 'tis nearly Christmas
seth_erickson: You're a different person in this flashback
Omthebox: I mean if busted is fired no work is getting done anyway LUL
circusofkirkus: ah, time for Adam to conduct end of year performance reviews
FireFlower18: drop! goes the weasel!
HorusFive: lrrBEN lrrSPOOP_TK
Erudite_Cynic: wait......I pay you
EvilBadman: Your paid in Exposure (to Adam)
korvys: Maybe the guy who wrote the journal is stronger than the modern day dude?
v_nome: I wish somebody would pay me in gum.
BusTed: Quite the conundrum.
Kramburger: The edutainment you provide doesn't meet minimum wage and I think we both know that
Mysticman89: "Are you not edutatined?"
e_bloc: yeah fuck jacob
Zalthia: This dude is really calm for seeing dead bodies
Stripe_dog: Nothing like inebriating yourself out of fear
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Lithobraker: Ban Sakurai in twitch chat you coward
andrew: Let's Nope Gaming: The inhuman screams of trees and the caves of beasts
Phailhammer: @erudite_cynic So, you're saying...*we* fire *Adam*? lrrBEEJ
TariLambele: "I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink a little."
cgwonder: lrrWOW Adam
tehfewl: fuckin same, wheres my bourbon
Comrademik: woooow
Diabore: people go missing in the forest? heres an idea, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE FOREST
HorusFive: Remember kids, drink your problems away. I learned it from video games
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM lrrADAM_SG
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Kramburger: seabatYIKES
Lithobraker: Diabore but my man
SoldieroFortune: Not the X-Wing
boristhewizard: Quit personally attacking me as my alcoholism, Adam! seabatTROG
Lithobraker: Diabore But my Man's romance!
PharaohBender27: @Diabore But the inn is *in* the forest, isn't it?
Erudite_Cynic: @Phailhammer no, I like the big doofus too much
ewalkedaway: Thanks! @chicken_mike HahaDoge
silenceaux: So I just got back, How's Luigi's Mansion going?
Keaton__Mask: B wings need more love in star wars
eric_christian_berg: Aw, for a second I thought you had a rabbit ears key chain.
TheZiebs: See if you can drag the body with you.
Kramburger: Time for Parkour!
Akaiatana: Narnia, is that you??
e_bloc: to the wall
Mysticman89: maybe the jesus statue hides the path
ThorSokar: why not just set it upright? an empty display cabinet weighs like 10lbs
Diabore: good thing its raining now
Kramburger: This thin glass window in impenetrable
eric_christian_berg: Don't do it!
eric_christian_berg: You have so much to live for!
PlusDY: dewit
Zalthia: Are we theeeeeerree yet?
TheArchitectX: You can yeet a chesterfield, but that hutch was too much to move?
cgwonder: slosh slosh slosh
circusofkirkus: time to fill it up on the precariously placed ladder
e_bloc: we Hank Hill bois
bv310: Definitely fill this kerosene on the ladder
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Dog_of_Myth: Just burn the place down with that much fuel.
bv310: Not on the stable roof, the LADDER
PharaohBender27: @silenceaux Only just got back myself, but it looks like we're back in 1864, and one of the hotel staff dealt with the existential dread of whatever the hell it is that's out there by frequently imbibing in whiskey
GoblinRanger: Guess you chug it to refill the lamp
SquareDotCube: One shot and you'll go up in a ball of flame
Mysticman89: yeah, surrrre the soviets are the arsonists. definitely not the man with 17 bodies of herosine
Nigouki: if we don't burn the inn down with all this kerosene then how will our future guy have a burnt out inn to fall down into?
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eric_christian_berg: So, the point of detouring you outside was so you could admire the water effects?
Diabore: @ThorSokar while i do agree that it can be stood up, those are a fuck ton heavier than they look, ive had to move one many time
Lithobraker: Mysticman89 you do you know he's not a card carrying commie?
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johnhelix: I can't help but imagine the sound you must be making, walking around with that many metal bottles of kerosene. Just this constant "klunk...glug... klunk... glug..."
Kramburger: My mum used to be a midwife, she said someone called their kid Kerosene (Pronounced Kerr-ROSS-Oh-Knee) because they saw it in bunnings and thought it was a pretty name
eric_christian_berg: Crap.
Naarius: Good timing
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Omthebox: Lets be honest. Half the games you play arent scary at all.
HorusFive: Hi Children. Play with Kerosene
bv310: Okay, that one got me
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP
Akaiatana: "Hey kids! FUCK!"
eric_christian_berg: A little of Column A, a little of Column B.
EvilBadman: Ben there's fam watching watch your profamity
Lithobraker: dammit now I have NA beer all over me
BusTed: lrrHORN
HorusFive: Burn
IsThis___Art: whooooaaaaa
Dog_of_Myth: Shots fired
Omthebox: WEll. Yeah. I'm a box.
Mysticman89: tbh I could see the twist being that he is in fact a commie all along
TariLambele: get dunked on
bv310: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Omthebox: I don't know what you were expecting
NightValien28: got 'em
ZeniteZero: Woooow teenHOWDOYOUDOFELLOWKIDS
Phailhammer: @kramburger katesWa katesOw katesLol
HorusFive: Chat isn't human
BusTed: It's a pile of ashes.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i had feelings
TheZiebs: Ghosts don’t give a shit about kids
e_bloc: lrrWOW
eric_christian_berg: Come on. Chat ain't people.
BrindleBoar: not anymore, now he's a pile of ash
AbnormAnomaly: easy Adam it's not Fred Durst you're talking to.
seth_erickson: Ben the door was back across the ladder
Zalthia: Adam Savage-Dan
Shirts_: wait that means half the things we say is smart... thanks!!!
TehAmelie: all horror takes a certain amount of credulity to enjoy, don't you know
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM #RespectCUDE!
Boi_Ginny: Burninated
DigitalSeahorse: :P
TariLambele: we're all fred durst until proven otherwise apparently
e_bloc: "acutely aware of the fucking thing"
Ristow: 50% smart comments still puts you way ahead of the average person on the internet
boristhewizard: Adams hostility towards chat is his best feature. Also.his ability to completely miss save point
Dog_of_Myth: A "few" things
MagicWarluck: Do kids today even know who fred durst is?
bv310: Good advice
Kramburger: "I'm worried aboutr kids watching us so I'm going to drop an F bomb while mentioning it"
EvilBadman: don't dead open inside
ThorSokar: Like how Fred Durst is the anti-sex, and what a hymen is
e_bloc: all I see is "Open
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK
cgwonder: DO NOT OREN
circusofkirkus: Do Open, Not
GoblinRanger: only loki
HorusFive: Let's open it
Omthebox: Like the noodles?
Lithobraker: Do-op Not End?
0x6772: Never saw a more clear "open this door" sign before.
AbnormAnomaly: Hymen talk with Ben and Adam.
BusTed: DOOP NOTEN
johnhelix: I want some Oden.
SquareDotCube: What if we Thor instead?
Diabore: @EvilBadman gdi you beat me to it
Zalthia: I’m an adult and I don’t know who Fred Durst is
bluestatemachine: allfather says no
NightValien28: do not dead open inside
Alness49: Parents need to tell their children about Fred Durst
Kramburger: Don't Odin, Thor Inside
CausticAcid: Door Odinson
Boi_Ginny: Don't Dead Open Inside
Metalupis: Don't Dead, Open Inside
josh___something: Doop noten
Toxxick: Rather have kids watching you guys then someone like pewdiepie
Ba_Dum_Tish: No its from the 90s. Do Open NOT
TehAmelie: GRR
Sosueme_IDGAF: Open door, not closed
bv310: Just AAAA
Omthebox: Smash the lock
I_Am_Clockwork: short cuts? is this... a darksouls?
ZeniteZero: Smooth
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...
Lithobraker: Yeah, it was some crazy guy with 17 bottles of kerosene that tried to blow you up
Mister_BlueSky: What about the Deez wing?
j0xer: B 106
Pharmacistjudge: you missed a chance to kick down the dresser and surf down the stairs
Lithobraker: but I wanna
bv310: Gotta go to the Bofa wing
Diabore: they waz jukin you
TheZiebs: Way to pull a Kevin McAllister
seth_erickson: Ben the key ring says Wing B 106
Zalthia: Cool
Kramburger: It's the B wing, but every time they see a ghost it gets faster
Akaiatana: B-wings are the best Star Wars fighter
eric_christian_berg: Is there junk in your trunk?
Keaton__Mask: agreed Akaiatana
PlusDY: can't fool the world's greatest detectives
cgwonder: Arhkam Mass?
MagicWarluck: Herbert West? Really?
iconicshadow89: Arkham
Metalupis: @MagicWarluck yeah, had the same thought
Diabore: so this was the red herring
Dog_of_Myth: That's why
ulexarX: It said rotate to find a hidden message
Erudite_Cynic: welp I got got
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Lithobraker: JEEEEEEeeeeeezus
seth_erickson: Ben look at both tags on the key ring @LoadingReadyRun
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j0xer: you are in A wing
Pal_Friendpatine: Chat rewards?
cgwonder: we're in A wing i think
seth_erickson: maybe I'm crazy
Mister_BlueSky: All wings are A wing.
TheZiebs: @loadingreadyrun the note had a name on it. It said Edith Puthay
NightValien28: B wing is through the padlock
Pharmacistjudge: I'm more of an X-wing person
cgwonder: isn't B wing through the padlcok doors anyway?
Kramburger: This is all just setup to an elaborate D-Wing joke
MagicWarluck: A B-Wing IS cooler than an A-Wing.
Diabore: nowel
boristhewizard: Penis backwards?
IsThis___Art: no, A-Wing is cooler!
silenceaux: Need to use your sense of Nogic
Omthebox: But which M 🤔
Kramburger: AngeM
PharaohBender27: Alarm>
PharaohBender27: *Alarm?
Akaiatana: The password's anger, and the lock is making you angry
Lord_ZYRK: The best starfighter in Star Wars is the Buick Kappa
DoctorHutch: would only 1 of the Ms work then?
PharaohBender27: Nevermind
Fire_of_the_Mind: Ah, Nogic, the second-worst person in the rap game right now.
Kramburger: Coward
orbitaltuna: ooga booga
bv310: That's a good creaky door sound
Pharmacistjudge: i'd laugh if it was an instant game over when you opened it
PharaohBender27: Cool puzzle!
TheZiebs: Edith Puthay is in there
seth_erickson: Here we go I think we're close to the part that I last saw streamed
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OneColdCanuck: "The code for the padlock is Anger" is the name of my free-form poetry collection
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silenceaux: Bop, wa doo-wop
eric_christian_berg: This is where I locked up all the scary music.
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Omthebox: Ah, music sting. That's how I know its safe.
InkyGhoast: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @onecoldcanuck
Kramburger: Do Op? I love Rammstein
PlusDY: hm, foreboding music lrrSPOOP_TK
korvys: DOOP NTEN
MrTulip: with all of this kerosene, we should just burn this shit down
Fire_of_the_Mind: Makes you do a rumination.
bv310: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: No wonder this place burned down! It's stuffed full of kerosene!
Pharmacistjudge: I love how all the candles are glued to the floor
Nyx_fire: the guy in that painting is creepy
korvys: Shove the box in the hole
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
Laserbeaks_Fury: katesNice_HF lrrDOTS katesNice
silenceaux: Wait, that guy's from Layers of Fear, I think!
IsThis___Art: oh hey, that painting's from Layers of Fear!
Lord_ZYRK: Put on your sussin hats, fellas
SquareDotCube: Oh hey, smiley man is back
TariLambele: gameplay
cgwonder: umm
Naarius: They're fine
PharaohBender27: Hey, we've seen that laughing man painting before! Wasn't that in Layers of Fear?
Omthebox: Plunging attack!
SquareDotCube: I've seen him in another bad game
seth_erickson: Get ready boys this part is great
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, definitely seen that asset before.
bv310: This man's about to jumpscare us
Fire_of_the_Mind: @isthis___art Yeah, I think that might be a Frans Hals or something?
korvys: I think he's dead
Nigouki: confederate uniform?
Kramburger: Reminds me of that PA comic about the game that had puzzle sections that were literally just throwing hats at gongs
Diabore: thats like 2 moths, max
Lithobraker: I like the jorts
eric_christian_berg: Waste not, want not. Eat him.
Lord_ZYRK: I also died a long time ago
Laserbeaks_Fury: That is definitely a shear outfit
PharaohBender27: I think he's a . . . captain? (Used to be a Civil War buff in my youth)
e_bloc: he might be dead, but I'd hedge my bets
IsThis___Art: @Kramburger Heavenly Sword!
circusofkirkus: outplayed
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: @IsThis___Art YES THANKYOU
bv310: Just trips out a window
seth_erickson: hmm there've been so many paintings of lincoln as well. lrrSPOOP_TK
PharaohBender27: Either that or a first lieutenant
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wtf is that
captain_wulf: ravioli
PlusDY: seabatsman and roben are on the case
Laserbeaks_Fury: cookie cutter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
malexus101: ravioli
TariLambele: ravioli
silenceaux: Pie roller?
eric_christian_berg: Eye crimper!
OneColdCanuck: ravioli cutter
Naarius: ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Kramburger: It's for removing eyeballs
PharaohBender27: I actually does look like a ravioli mold
silvalunae: pie or noodle ye
0x6772: For applying mascara, no?
Kramburger: *wild guess
Laserbeaks_Fury: Viewmaster
iconicshadow89: view finder
TariLambele: its for removing ravioli
HorusFive: Viewmaster
malexus101: it looks like a strange ravioli cutter
e_bloc: it's for eye ravioli
circusofkirkus: LUL
Omthebox: Bless this mans jokes.
BusTed: seabatSEAL
kaffeetrinken89: it's like a can opener, just for eyes
Lord_ZYRK: It's for getting ravioli out of your eyes
bv310: Weird vines, guess we need some *hedge trimmers*
GoblinRanger: Need some shears :)
endstepexarch: Look at these good loud bois
TariLambele: in the seat next to you, ben
Kramburger: I see a sharp tool sitting next to ben
MagicWarluck: A sharp tool...in the mirror?
cgwonder: wait didn't we literally just pick up a hacksaw?
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
TheZiebs: Guess where the sheers are
iconicshadow89: what sheer luck
Lord_ZYRK: Definitely not in the mirror MiniK
PharaohBender27: So how often does this guy see roots just move like that!?
bv310: shockedpikachuface.jpg
Nigouki: the twist is gonna be that you were the sharp tool all along
Pharmacistjudge: did you disturb another gravy boat?
BusTed: An oldey time bomb.
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
silenceaux: This is Weird?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Zalthia: Wait what
TheZiebs: Wow this got dark
BusTed: lrrCOW
eric_christian_berg: Now turn him into ravioli!
cgwonder: i guess this is why there's been paintings of lincoln everywhere
bv310: I am so happy
IsThis___Art: WOW
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCOW ssandSPOOKED
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: woooooow
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Lord_ZYRK: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow SwiftRage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the look on Adams face, neither can he
Stripe_dog: Did Ben just Adam
HadesLeprechaun: miraculous
bluestatemachine: where's the rum?
HorusFive: This was the day you almost caught Spoopifer
Kramburger: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Driosenth: Thanks for the HahaHide @endstepexarch
TariLambele: what is this game
silenceaux: Pirates of the Carabiners
HadesLeprechaun: beautiful
e_bloc: glad we killed john wilkes douche
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM lrrBEN
Laserbeaks_Fury: House
Omthebox: But why
thingo314: HahaShrugMiddle
Stripe_dog: Adam looks disgusted than Ben nailed a call.
Naarius: dun dun dun dudududu dun dun
bv310: Captain Ben Ulmer
seth_erickson: I told you the story goes right off the deep end straight into the ocean
MagicWarluck: I think the game just broke Adam
Zalthia: Adams face is great
TheZiebs: This game is buttcheeks!
DigitalSeahorse: lol Adam
IsThis___Art: :D adam :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is so amazingly Z grade
arcbound_roomba: No fair
Lord_Hosk: Adam just quit the show
Nyx_fire: I love Adam's face
PharaohBender27: Adam.exe has encountered an error
KV1NN4: cheerwhal50 Yarrrrr
NightValien28: this game is fucking wild
space_turbulence: i th ought it was elizabeth
Kramburger: Adam has encountered an error and must close
Akaiatana: Legolas throws a dwarven bomb at the guy
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SoldieroFortune: No fair!
Lithobraker: Yikes!
bv310: James W Booth, very subtle
HorusFive: Adam looks so sad, but that was great!
ALLxISxLOST: Adam is Batman and Ben is Captain of the Dutchman
belladante_: this is stupid
e_bloc: oh shit it is john wilkes booth
e_bloc: this is the worst
eric_christian_berg: Mass-a-chew-sets!
bv310: Whoa hey
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto HahaSnowhal
endstepexarch: Massatootsies
BrowneePoints: Mass a Chew Sits
Ristow: we've gone from Cold War to Civil War
Zalthia: I don’t think they talked liked that
Laserbeaks_Fury: That was some serious Northern Aggression
josh___something: massachewsets
seth_erickson: I told you all this was going to happen check the first vod. The story for this game is wild
e_bloc: that's a nope
TehAmelie: Mastacucheks
e_bloc: don't say again
cgwonder: NOPE
Naarius: mass of cheeze-its
endstepexarch: woah
IsThis___Art: oh
DigitalSeahorse: mass a choose it's
Stripe_dog: This is the Civil War
Rhynerd: Mass-a-chew-sets, right?
sgowell: Mass ah chew sits
bv310: Alright, someone gif Adam's face there
thingo314: D:
aBoredBarista: seabatYIKES
josh___something: woah
sing_o_muse: The Booths assassinated Lincoln
Keaton__Mask: found the horror
Juliamon: BIG yikes
LackingSanity_: That zombie had a heated gamer moment
cgwonder: you can have your game set partly in the civil war without writing that word out
A_Dub888: !findquote yikes
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e_bloc: you know, you don't need to put the n word in your game
HadesLeprechaun: yeah racism seems like it would be pretty common around now, lol
MagicWarluck: lrrJUDGE
korvys: "Suddenly there's racists?" That's a mood....
kalateth: everywhere?
Laserbeaks_Fury: He lost everything south of his Mason-Dixon line
ghostvalv: that's a yikes
eric_christian_berg: Are we still a CIA guy? I lost track.
Kramburger: Game features racists, zero black characters though, because that would be POLITICAL
ThorSokar: where did his skull go?!
Mister_BlueSky: Where ISNT the rest of him?
iconicshadow89: Suddenly Rascits my favorite musical number from little shop of horrors
bowsin_durrows: Just because you're representing the american civil war times, doesn't mean you're allowed to use the nword.
Akaiatana: The Beast N-Word?
PharaohBender27: So wait, was that zombie supposed to be Confederate or a disillusioned racist Union soldier>
GoblinRanger: Apparently upper body is just liquid
j0xer: the horror was the historical accuracies we found along the way
PharaohBender27: *soldier?
Lithobraker: BTW, yesterday was the anniversary of John Brown's hanging.
Omthebox: Must be a Ninja Gaiden Zombie.
hwdesperado: I had my suspicions when I saw those grey uniforms.
DigitalSeahorse: yikes the confederates! ssandSPOOKED HahaHide HahaHide HahaHide
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Dessicated corpses are well known for being full of fresh blood. Clearly.
eric_christian_berg: This is like a quilt of crappy horror games.
HorusFive: Sounds Legit
seth_erickson: were now fighting confederate assassins
Stripe_dog: Perfect Plot
e_bloc: specifically the guy who killed lincoln
TariLambele: ben can you say southerners again
Jorge4hg: perfect sense
hwdesperado: Confederate Ghosts!
Nyx_fire: this game needs to pick a theme damn
s0lesurviv0r: those confederates and their vaporizing grendades
MagicWarluck: Put a bomb in a ribcage, and pop goes the racist.
s0lesurviv0r: grenades
bv310: Confederate Goast
e_bloc: I mean you can say that
Kramburger: Fuck this game is PERFECT for trope bingo
Diabore: i think id be concerned if the roots im cutting bleed
Kramburger: !bingo
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PharaohBender27: I asked because his uniform looked blue-ish to me
Lord_ZYRK: You can say whatever you want, Ben. You have a mic and we're just words on a screen.
I_Am_Clockwork: I feel like that this could have made a great B-movie from the 80's if it took it self a little less seriously
seth_erickson: You should say Confederate as Southerner is a little too broad if you wanted to get down to it.
Nigouki: this game is CHEATS for trope bingo
Robot_Bones: John Madden John Madden AUO AOU
Lithobraker: Well now I'm going to.
Erudite_Cynic: yeah its on pump19
arcbound_roomba: Yeah its all the same, like GIF and JIF......
Zalthia: I am so confused
eric_christian_berg: Art!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everyone's a critic
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Homarid_Strike_The_Power: I do play that BINGO with you most times!
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Lord_ZYRK: Because it's so full of meaning
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PharaohBender27: And by 1865 the sides had stopped doing the thing where individual units might be wearing the same uniform color that's standard for the other side
aBoredBarista: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @homarid_strike_the_power
iconicshadow89: YEP
korvys: Remember that game, where if you fucked with like, the chairs, the ghost would hate you more?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Haribo is quality
Kramburger: Baby Bird him Adam
captain_wulf: NO! Albanese makes best gummibears
Lithobraker: Hey chat, do we count things that happened already on bingo? or do we only do it going forword
TehAmelie: in the southern US they speak what's closest to the Queen's English, so if you want to quibble about pronunciation your best bet is to speak like that
Pharmacistjudge: I agree I prefer Albanese
StreetCornerPoet: Gummy Bear bouncing here and there and everywhere.....
GoblinRanger: Yeah Haribo are pretty good
space_turbulence: I find Black Forest to be more juicy
bv310: Would you count the lantern as an "ephemeral flashlight"? Because if we do I have BINGO already
Baldrash: I've never heard "turgid" used to describe gummies.
space_turbulence: but yes haribos are nicely turgid
korvys: Huh... almost accurate lock picking.
PharaohBender27: Oh right, I forgot - they do the Oblivion lockpicking mechanism in this game!
eric_christian_berg: "Turgid Gummies" sounds like a punk band.
ThorSokar: I almost got a bingo already, nice
Diabore: dont throw adam in the fireplace
DiscordianTokkan: THERE it is
ayir: heyo folks, how goes the spoops?
TehAmelie: damnit Turgid Haribo was going to be the name of my Buzzcocks cover band
Laserbeaks_Fury: To the moon, Norton!
Omthebox: I just need a crazed German scientist.
DigitalSeahorse: E-racist?
Diabore: have the walls bled yet?
Lithobraker: Wait I thought McAfee was the crazy one.
IsThis___Art: inb4 spoken N-wor
IsThis___Art: word
ThorSokar: ah, good ol' fashioned greed
sing_o_muse: AND me?
Pharmacistjudge: I've tried to persuade old farts before...in the end...you just gotta use bleach or get a new chair
e_bloc: okay I've officially lost all sense of what is going on
Erudite_Cynic: I am "the literal devil" away from Bingo
ayir: lmao
eric_christian_berg: "your fly is down"
Keaton__Mask: "hey, want to BONE?"
Lithobraker: Diabolical Tutor
seth_erickson: whispers *it's free real estate*
GoblinRanger: In some other place and time somebody is seeing their furniture moving around randomly.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Henry Jekyll?
DigitalSeahorse: "Dirty N-ortherners!" feliciaToronto lrrBEEJ
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Welcome to the scenic Kerosene Inn! Rated most likely to end up a burned-out ruin fifteen years running!
Mister_BlueSky: Dear Jekyll, please stop writing me.
ALLxISxLOST: octoFRE octoFRE octoFRE
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Hey everyone, here’s your mid-stream reminder to drink some water, take your meds, and tell someone you love them!
eric_christian_berg: Mmmm, soul.
Kramburger: This sounds like it's referencing a prequal game that never happened\
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky mister165Wave
DiscordianTokkan: Oh hey! Clipping for me is kinda working again! Just... really slowly https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperyAdventurousLasagnaPeteZaroll
Mister_BlueSky: Hey @digitalseahorse
Nigouki: oh hey, a Florida-shaped article
PharaohBender27: Something New Hampshire
ghostvalv: :|
PlusDY: has anyone in the chat played this before, and can give us a gamer word count?
IsThis___Art: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I'm eating too much chocolate, pls help me
DoctorHutch: rotate to reveal secret message
PharaohBender27: Wait, I'll be back
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Jekyll and Hyde, but they do "Who's On First"
bv310: Like $50
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave mister165Spoon
Diabore: what are the odds a "blatantly evil mega corporation" comes up in this game?
TheZiebs: I just ate 9 chips ahoy cookies. Am I a god or am I going to die?
arcbound_roomba: Depends on what the toys is. If it sucks no deal
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave lrrSCOOP
SentientRatKing: Do most inquiry letters include that much backstory? Dear sir my brother is missing here is his life story let me know if you've seen him.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I got a Black Arachnia
DiscordianTokkan: VENGEANCE! And a free toy!
Stripe_dog: Ben over here talking about Beast Wars McDonald's Toys
Pharmacistjudge: Inferno again?!?
Dergib: oddly specific
Lithobraker: I'd feel insulted if it was less than 10 K
Kramburger: Ben is a bit of a Munch Squat Trash boi
Ristow: $420.69
Mysticman89: modern inquiry letters are facebook posts, which have all the backstory and several pictures
SquareDotCube: Student loans paid off plus some for a small home?
Omthebox: Money rocks
seth_erickson: Lumps of Fool's Gold in a sack
Nigouki: Adam wants his bounty to be BitCoins Kappa
e_bloc: tbf 500$ back then is like 8k now
DigitalSeahorse: $0.69 :P
Diabore: just a bag of ones, less than 1k
PharaohBender27: Cheer300 Some quick googling shows that $500 in 1865 would have be more than $8000 now
DiscordianTokkan: I remember when it was called BEASTIES on YTV, and it got changed to Beast Wars for US release, or something
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Akaiatana: A bag of rocks is a lump sum!
eric_christian_berg: A lump of cold poison.
e_bloc: what @PharaohBender27 said
Alas_Babylon: <3
Lord_Hosk: Or that you value Justice at any price and feel the legal system shouldnt be bought.
ALLxISxLOST: E X T R A octoThicc
Diabore: i mean, a months rent is a months rent adam
Pharmacistjudge: but I'm surrounded by the meds...I can't take them all. pharma2Vial
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ghostvalv: 2/3 ain't bad
Kyle_McQ: @Pharmacistjudge that's probably for the best
Lord_ZYRK: Pharmacistjudge that sounds like quitter talk Kappa
Zalthia: Wait it won’t?
ALLxISxLOST: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR octoNut1 octoNut2
arcbound_roomba: The chair falling over silently is the scariest thing thats happened in this game
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Whoops, I missed you posting that before me
Kramburger: Dude with interest you can turn that 8K to $8008 in only a year!
DigitalSeahorse: HahaTurtledove HahaTurtledove HahaTurtledove
IsThis___Art: @Pharmacistjudge #NotWithTatAttitudeYouCant
Pangogie: Spooky?
e_bloc: she limber!
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_TK
silenceaux: Oh that's a neat noise
Pharmacistjudge: <also I would just legit die, I know what this stuff does>
SentientRatKing: You need at least the blood of a unicorn and the promising a your firstborn to make a deposit on a decent apartment.
Pharmacistjudge: quick...find a bomb
e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 no worries, I think we were doing the same googling :D
seth_erickson: We got the zoomes
bv310: Oh cool, I had "Time to run" on my bingo card
iconicshadow89: the music suggests yes
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
Zalthia: Gaaaaame plaaaaaaay
ZeniteZero: tatDab
HorusFive: Speed run strats
silenceaux: #speedrunStrats
ZeniteZero: What a GAMER
Pal_Friendpatine: No fall damage. Impressive
Diabore: lets all go to the lobby
seth_erickson: the Reception area is what they said
bowsin_durrows: Such a gamer.
Zalthia: Wait what about the murderer who broke into our house last stream?
circusofkirkus: actively gaming
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
KV1NN4: i am having a hell of a time figuring out how this all ties into the games' intro that takes place a week from now..
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheZiebs: Ben Ulmer. Speed Run Legend
blip2004: the floor plan for this place looks horrible
IsThis___Art: LUL
Nigouki: GOTEM
Pharmacistjudge: ah....isn't that sweet
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
Lithobraker: Did she just do the bloodborne wolf boss hulk up?
iconicshadow89: Got Eem
Lord_ZYRK: !homestream
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joinedtwitchfordesertbus: You run pretty fast for a man carrying half his body weight in matches and kerosene.
IsThis___Art: that was good
Zalthia: Where did they go?
e_bloc: Corgo100 twitch dot teevee slash seabats. . . . the world's greatest detective
arcbound_roomba: Hold on ghost, doin something important
Kramburger: Adam doesn't game, he's a JRPG boy now, he watches Movies
SentientRatKing: Maybe there's a ghost union and that was their midnight smoke break
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ah Registries! My only Weakness!
Nigouki: 202, when 404 errors were half-off
TariLambele: booboo the fool
boristhewizard: @loadingreadyrun How'd you like FFX earlier, Adam? Gonna have to catch the vod tomorrow.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm BoBo the Fool
bv310: @joinedtwitchfordesertbus That's a very valid point. I imagine their stealth is very low
cgwonder: that painting is a whole mood
TheZiebs: Pardon me specter, I must check my mail.
Comrademik: oh hey, it's a painting of me
bolognio: That's Filthy Frank
Omthebox: Kill jester
Comrademik: reflecting on my empty life!
Zalthia: Boo boo the fool
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown
Robot_Bones: not a MTG painting at least
Master_Gunner: wouldn't 202 normally be across the hall from 203 though? So that room won't help you.
PlusDY: @SentientRatKing never underestimate the Racist Ghosts' Union
eric_christian_berg: Limp joker
asthanius: "The Sad Jester Sitting And Contemplating His Streaming Career"
cgwonder: lrrBEEJ
Alas_Babylon: Gentlemen?... we got 'em.
Lord_ZYRK: Tag yourself: I'm the reflections of despair :)
ghostvalv: big mood
Zalthia: Wait that’s what it’s called? I thought that was a meme
bv310: Pretty solid metaphor for this entire game, honestly
Erudite_Cynic: I have 3 almost bingos
DigitalSeahorse: oof that sneeze hurt my throat of all things HahaTurtledove ssandMOD benginDab shigiMinidab
PlusDY: Ah yes, the inclined plane, my favorite simple machine
seth_erickson: It was an Edgar Allen Poe fan
SentientRatKing: PlusDY god it just occured to me their dues must be really weird
HorusFive: You don't see enough ghost masons in these games
Kramburger: The fact that the PC doesn't just break a window instead of climbing around on a roof in the RAIN is baffling
DigitalSeahorse: steveinOof HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugRight HahaReindeer feliciaDeer
arcbound_roomba: These hotel upgrade disruptions are really getting out of hand
Diabore: ben i think that was ghoast
Lithobraker: The full title of the painting is "(Stańczyk during a ball at the court of Queen Bona in the face of the loss of Smolensk"
Alas_Babylon: Quicklyineedtohide
cgwonder: welp
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Welp
Comrademik: welp
Erudite_Cynic: crunch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: nice and sudden
PharaohBender27: RAARGH
DoctorHutch: aaaaaaand chop
Comrademik: lol
Keaton__Mask: cronch
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Squish
DiscordianTokkan: *Crunches like celery*
Stripe_dog: OW my neck
Master_Gunner: the crunch is real
circusofkirkus: ah, now we have the stealth portion of the game
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
IsThis___Art: crawnch
OneColdCanuck: It'll buff out
SentientRatKing: nice foley on that skull crack
iconicshadow89: CRAWNCH
HorusFive: That sound though
captain_wulf: lrrSPOOP
Kramburger: Satisfying crunch though
Nyx_fire: the crunch
Omthebox: Welp, "Checks off One hit KO attack" on bingo
DiscordianTokkan: CRONCH
Comrademik: oof ouch owie, my skull
PharaohBender27: Just one-necksnapped you!
ghostvalv: ded
Lord_ZYRK: Now we Metal Gear bois
eric_christian_berg: Don't forget the crappy maze!
Omthebox: Oh hey bingo
HorusFive: the gaming TriFecta
Kramburger: Can you throw things to distract him?
Keaton__Mask: ah yes, Gameplay™
dancybooch: yikes. At least its better than the water levels in every damn sonic game
circusofkirkus: "hiding"
I_Am_Clockwork: you also had your lamp out last time I think
PlusDY: that walking animation
Diabore: thats a nice crowbar
ghostvalv: water level when?
Laserbeaks_Fury: hoouussskeepinnng
Stripe_dog: Gottem
Zalthia: We had a brief water level earlier
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Comrademik: ah, gaming
Kramburger: FFS
PharaohBender27: :D
Comrademik: gaming at peak efficiency
Lord_ZYRK: OCCUPADO
PlusDY: lrrHERE
HadesLeprechaun: I've actually thought all the parts of the game so far were simple enough to be acceptable gameplay. None of the individual parts have lasted longer than like 5 minutes to become actually boring
bv310: I hope he breaks through the door
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Wow, this game is barely competent at so many things!
erloas: you've got it wrong, this game has all the things so you never have to buy another game,
ThorSokar: One more and I got a bingo, woo
Boi_Ginny: Piss off ghost!
ghostvalv: gottem
Laserbeaks_Fury: When does the Sandbox level start?
Dog_of_Myth: Lrruch
Comrademik: gross
iconicshadow89: good ole LRRch
bv310: I'm waiting for the flying level
Diabore: whatch out for his crowbar, he loves swinging it\
dancybooch: Theres labyrinth zone in the original sonic the hedgehog
Comrademik: or you can give lurch a dose of ligma
arcbound_roomba: I'm looking forward to the Japanese dating sim portion personally
Pharmacistjudge: I thought he said "human" not "gilman"
Dog_of_Myth: So where is the Bullet Hell level?
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bowsin_durrows: Eh, the time travel level is way better.
SentientRatKing: I would play a creepy ghost dating sim
silenceaux: Shove what, the entire judge?
PlusDY: wow this guy talks like a dick
SentientRatKing: well not racist ghosts
Keaton__Mask: @Lithobraker can you whisper me a link to where you got a bingo card?
Comrademik: what's ligma, @comrademik?
Pharmacistjudge: @silenceaux please don't
Comrademik: ligma balls
Comrademik: i'll finish off my own jokes, i'm not a coward
silenceaux: Pharmacistjudge Never you, don't worry you're safe
TheZiebs: The roots that came out of the walls bled. So kinda.
Diabore: @Keaton__Mask https://pump19.eu/bingo
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't Bullet Hell first thing this episode? With the Diablo-ass preacher boss?
Keaton__Mask: ah ty Diabore
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: @Dog_of_Myth If this gets an undertale style fight sequence, I am SO in
eric_christian_berg: But... there was a sale!
Omthebox: That's gravyracist
Zalthia: It’s really nice how our character has psychic powers
Akaiatana: (the swan boats are for flowers)
HorusFive: If I didn't get a gravyboat in my room I'd be pissed
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's stark gravy mad!
Mysticman89: just put ketchup in the gravy boats
e_bloc: no plains or islands
DigitalSeahorse: what about BnB?
DoctorHutch: JUND?
OneColdCanuck: all them underground mine forests
Alas_Babylon: Forests, Mountains, Swamps, Plains, Islands, Caves, and Whatnots
DoctorHutch: Forest, Mountain, Swamps.... Jund'em out.
Nigouki: "check the shaft" hehehe
e_bloc: forests, mountains, swamps, plains, islands, wastes, kor havens . . .
eric_christian_berg: Why do we care?
seth_erickson: did the Judge get junded out
Comrademik: yeah, the people who disappeared got junded out
Zalthia: If this game turns out to be a property dispute I will be so mad
seth_erickson: if only he had a quantum cloud scanner he could see the past
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahha
PharaohBender27: Oh, the actual handwriting matches the text! That's neat (as I've watched streams where the "handwritten" text is clearly something different than what the game implies
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dirty Dresser
HorusFive: Dancing with my shelf
OneColdCanuck: Your new love interest is a bit bookish
orbitaltuna: the last game is monopoly
Comrademik: who sings that song adam?
PlusDY: wait is this a ghost racist house or a zombie racist house
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is literally my favorite Billy Idol song
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
ThatDangSkeleton: oh, very Rakdos
eric_christian_berg: Now take a right at the Hall of Chains!
circusofkirkus: DOOP
cgwonder: DOOP NOT END
Zalthia: @plusdy I’m not sure the game knows
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: DOOP NOTEN!
Erudite_Cynic: Do OP!
Alas_Babylon: Don't Dead Open Inside
eric_christian_berg: If we are actually in Hell, that's Horror Bingo!
Zalthia: It’s the EVIL
ThorSokar: pretty sure that's a bleeding walls there
Lithobraker: Yo, where's the fire safety officer?
Lord_ZYRK: "I spill flour everywhere. Do you know where the vacuum is?"
captain_wulf: zooombie zooombie
Lord_ZYRK: spilled*
Diabore: im going to call this "literal hell" for bingo
DiscordianTokkan: Is it... the Beast Inside? Your Head?
Pharmacistjudge: what's in your head...in your heeeeaaaddd
Lithobraker: All these candles are a massive fire hazard
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Look at all this pasta sauce.
TheZiebs: Go up there and throw him off like the Undertaker did. to Mankind in 1998 Hell in a Cell
captain_wulf: thicc chains
I_Am_Clockwork: I love the "In Cars" but soooo much
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chains
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eric_christian_berg: Tentacles! Everybody drink!
Comrademik: not gonna lie lads, this medley leaves a bit to be desired
Zalthia: One time I was doing a haunted house and we used jam for the blood. I almost vomited it smelled so bad.
e_bloc: cha-cha-chains
froggomb: oh damn, looks like I just got here for something intense
ThatDangSkeleton: The rakdos cultists were allowed to decorate
Dog_of_Myth: It really ties the room together
eric_christian_berg: Turn and face the strange CHAINS!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, I found those chains, do you want the links?
Comrademik: woof
Lord_ZYRK: Like the movie dude obsessed with giant spiders
Comrademik: this dialogue sucks
Omthebox: What I hear is that it was effective Zalthia
PharaohBender27: *going* mad?
DiscordianTokkan: Hm. This wouldn't count as Literally Hell yet, I guess.
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Oh no! It's an impassable waist-high fence!
Diabore: that didnt sound like our protag
0x6772: Really more of a cherry jelly than blood on the walls there...
Comrademik: did you just drink the kerosene?
SentientRatKing: No you bought fifty of the same asset and now you think we need to use every one even though assets don't work like that.
Erudite_Cynic: THAT SAID PARRIFIN
eric_christian_berg: Oh, NOW we can push the dresser?
e_bloc: I think you'd likely be able to expense it even if you didn't use them if you could prove that you reasonably considered them in designing the game
Comrademik: because that might have something to do with the hallucinations?
Erudite_Cynic: totally different
cgwonder: oh dear
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: NOPE
Alas_Babylon: This is a slight issue
DigitalSeahorse: bloody maze of meat walls square of bingo card :P
Omthebox: What did that make fire.
Laserbeaks_Fury: FRESH MEAT
HorusFive: Put The Dresser BACK
blip2004: the better question is why the kerosene jugs are so small
Diabore: just casually turns arpound
circusofkirkus: LUL
froggomb: super runaway!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
NimrodXIV: REALLY
Comrademik: y tho?!!!
ghostvalv: hah
cgwonder: time to pick this lock while escaping this fucking massive dude trying to kill us I GUESS
Zalthia: Can someone please explain to me. Why.
Omthebox: That'll stop him
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Omthebox: NVM
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaa
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Wow. This game. Just... Wooow
Adamantcheese: AAAAAAAA-
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0x6772: Who even is this guy?
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Alas_Babylon: Let's AAAAAAAAH
Rhynerd: I figured he would at least need to hit that door twice to beak it open
Rhynerd: that was just one good hit
PlusDY: oh no its roadhog
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he is on your ass
Comrademik: quick! pick the lock! rather than bust through the window next to the door!
Zalthia: You can’t outrun ghosts!!!
DigitalSeahorse: eeep
silenceaux: He's got a good yell
Keaton__Mask: he sounds like a wookiee
Alas_Babylon: Streetpig
Rhynerd: would now be a good time to bunnyhop?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, maybe this is how the Inn and Mine got burnt up
DigitalSeahorse: F
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: cronch
Adamantcheese: F
circusofkirkus: DOOP\
Comrademik: welp
silenceaux: Passively gaming
Omthebox: Yes. Stand on the collapsing bridge.
Diabore: this aint a cutscene
Dog_of_Myth: f
froggomb: he gone
PlusDY: if its roadhog, that explains all the chains before
Comrademik: it's realism
Erudite_Cynic: why is the Mine Delapidated in the past?
j0xer: whoops they didn't do a good job showing you that you regained control of the character
Comrademik: adam
Zalthia: Ghoooooooooossts
Laserbeaks_Fury: Also you don't have to track a player's health
Comrademik: what are you, a non gamer?
eric_christian_berg: @Comrademik Take that back!
MWGNZ: one hit means you either pass or fail, no happy in between
arcbound_roomba: Remorseless punishments for minor mistakes is my Disneyland
iconicshadow89: one shot one opportunity
SydPreviouslyHeadache: one chance for moms spaghetti
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: speedrun strats
Diabore: submit this to agdq
Comrademik: adam is the one complaining about true gamer mechanics
DigitalSeahorse: shigiLightL HahaThisisfine shigiLightR
Omthebox: Hands
froggomb: I just got here but saw the last one. which time period is this?
Rhynerd: what
Comrademik: what the fuck happened there?
I_Am_Clockwork: but he had an axe....
e_bloc: chainsaw is ready
KV1NN4: i did not see the chainsaw
I_Am_Clockwork: not a chainsaw
DiscordianTokkan: *hands*
circusofkirkus: yes, that classic 1860s chainsaw
Erudite_Cynic: 1800's Chainsaw
SentientRatKing: Oh I thought he stabbed you with his axe
Reecer6: the chase sequence setpieces are by far my favorite parts of this game
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: It's a chain-axe
Rhynerd: He chainsawed us using his hand
CommandoJE: I thought it was an axe?
ThatDangSkeleton: a bunch of jam appeared
I_Am_Clockwork: like
Laserbeaks_Fury: You gotta follow the flashing light, Dirk
Zalthia: I guess we’re dead now?
seth_erickson: he had an axe in one hand and a chainsaw in the other
I_Am_Clockwork: he had an axe, but it made chainsaw noises
ghostvalv: turns out your fork in the road was a spoon
OneColdCanuck: It looks like you chose to pelt him with intestines
Comrademik: oh god, it is like a CYOA book
blip2004: some dragon's Lair style events
tehfewl: OK, does anyone else think this guy sounds like an elite from Halo?
Lord_ZYRK: If it were me, I simply would have gone the other way
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP_SG
silenceaux: The teleportation on this guy seems pretty egregious
Comrademik: walk backwards into the abyss to establish domininace
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: That scream sure gets better every time I hear it
Stripe_dog: The chainsaw was invented in the 1830s
Erudite_Cynic: but dragon's lair is GOOD
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP_SG HahaShrugRight
Stripe_dog: The Civil War is the 1860s
Akaiatana: They took away your matches!
Adamantcheese: NYOOOOOM
Alas_Babylon: y e e t
DiscordianTokkan: Choo chooooo
Diabore: ive waited all my life for this, GO LEFT
Stripe_dog: 1861 specifically
Lithobraker: The original hitpoint was the number of 14-inch shells a ship could withstand, so the average human has one hitpoint.
Comrademik: what's on his arm?
Lithobraker: Thanks BDG
PharaohBender27: @Stripe_dog How common was it in the 1860s, though?
Nigouki: lol bad guy hit taunt instead of hit
Fanboy_of_Bolas: this looks like a nice area
silenceaux: I really am digging this guy's berserker screams
Comrademik: is he an action figure from the 90s?
Kyle_McQ: oh no! you fell into a loading screen!
PlusDY: "hm, our game has too many puzzles in a row. let's just throw a bunch of minecarts at them for 5 minutes"
Mysticman89: do you have a levitate spell?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did Nicolas survive?!?!
Pal_Friendpatine: What are the chat rewards this time around?
Erudite_Cynic: RAYGUNTIME
DigitalSeahorse: HahaPoint HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
Stripe_dog: @PharaohBender27 no idea but video gam4e
RoastedGravy: benginSpoop
DiscordianTokkan: So, why DOES this game think Bugs are two-way?
Adamantcheese: BWAAAAM
RoastedGravy: WHO IS HE TALKING TO?
Lithobraker: Stripe_dog wasn't the chainsaw invented for childbirth?
PharaohBender27: For REASONS, that's why
Diabore: someone farted into a speaker
Stripe_dog: That's a lot of questions your asking litereally no one there bud
Comrademik: why do horror protags talk to themselves in the worst way?
Zalthia: Ghosts
gawag_: the fuckin accent lol
Comrademik: like, i talk to myself all the time
RoastedGravy: Like, in the game world, he is literally talking to himself.
DigitalSeahorse: HahaHide HahaHide HahaHide
Comrademik: and i don't talk like that
PlusDY: this was all an elaborate prank by your wife
Stripe_dog: I am NOT a chainsaw expert
Keaton__Mask: i miss the wookiee guy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Firewatch, now we're in a good game
eric_christian_berg: Ooh, are we playing Firewatch now?
Alas_Babylon: Man this game is... in-tents
ghostvalv: :O
Diabore: this are is in tents
froggomb: proof gameplay trumps graphics
Metalupis: its getting in tents
Natimus_Prime: minecart road/take me home/to the palce/I belong!
DiscordianTokkan: Just cranking it in the woods
Adamantcheese: crank dat soulja boi
e_bloc: yeah this is a complicated divorce plot by emma
HorusFive: Better pocket this random junk
Lithobraker: Stripe_dog according to QI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zPlk7drac
SquareDotCube: lol Crystal Lake
DigitalSeahorse: in tents
Erudite_Cynic: wait.... Crystal lake
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I'll just steal from these campers!
RoastedGravy: It’s easy to find cranks. Just say the Illuminati controls everything. Kappa
Stripe_dog: Ah I lvoe QI
ThatDangSkeleton: It's really effective, especially against Living th-- wait wrong Resident Evil item ripoff
dancybooch: whats it like getting to play all of these high quality games and every week?
froggomb: have you heard about extreme camping? it's intents
aWabbajack: Undead I think
DigitalSeahorse: lol
PharaohBender27: If this is some stealth Friday the 13th lore, I will LOSE IT
SentientRatKing: Dopplewife
arcbound_roomba: Some pornos start that way
DigitalSeahorse: HahaSleep HahaSleep HahaSleep
PharaohBender27: (that is, if the whole game is, as opposed to that being an Easter egg)
Comrademik: but how could he see you, the glass was frosted!
RoastedGravy: Lay off the booze, dude.
SquareDotCube: THIS IS NOT MY CAR!
Robot_Bones: This is not my beautiful wife? How did I get here?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is not my beautiful Wife! This is not my beautiful house! How did I get here?!?
Comrademik: seriously, this writing fucking honks farts
e_bloc: what's it like to get paid to play the worst game in the world :p
seth_erickson: Not every game can be Visage sometimes you have to play The Beast Inside
SirMorek: These games suck but the togetherness? priceless
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Diabore: i think the worst part is the game started out great
Robot_Bones: Waterflowing underground
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Kramburger: Sounds like a real burden to get paid to riff on games with your friends
RoastedGravy: That’s my horse.
ThatDangSkeleton: same as it ever was....same as it ever was....
RoastedGravy: NEEEEIGH
DigitalSeahorse: "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife!"
Lord_ZYRK: THERE'S WATER
eric_christian_berg: This is not my beautiful stapler!
Lord_ZYRK: AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
cgwonder: why did those people with the tents steal the fucking crank from the bridge?
I_Am_Clockwork: checking another paranoia adjacent disorder off my Horror Game bingo card :\
bv310: Water above me, and water below! There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Kramburger: Once in a lifetime
ThatDangSkeleton: Once in a lifetime
PlusDY: once in a lifetime
e_bloc: once upon a time
gawag_: "same as it ever was" describes this game
Zalthia: !uptime
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UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun I ask this as a matter of course and as a precautionary measure, how "jumpscare" is this game?
PharaohBender27: I'd say "That's not a road," but after that latest RQ episode, maybe lrrADAM and lrrBEN have a skewed idea of what constitutes a road
0x6772: I guess a Talking Heads reference is apropos for a game with apparently psycho killers, but still.
asthanius: The Kermit version is great
eric_christian_berg: This means something. This is important.
bv310: @UnusuallyLargeMoth Like a 7/10 so far
Reecer6: And where we burn down a house!
froggomb: is that one of the giant suit videos?
HorusFive: 8 out of jumpscare
ThatDangSkeleton: He gets so ...sweaty...
gawag_: the giant suit is iconic
DigitalSeahorse: video
Zalthia: @unusuallylargemoth not a lot. Maybe once every 30 hour. If we’re lucky
Comrademik: i want to play a thing whilst also watching
e_bloc: one might argue if there weren't jumpscares it would not be a horror game
Kramburger: If Cindi Lauper tells you to flop around, are YOU going to say no to her? I don't think so
Comrademik: but i don't know what to play
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well I dont see the frame line
easysteeze: What is the objective of this game?
Robot_Bones: Hippity hop you have to tell me if your a cop
gawag_: a little better
Comrademik: fuck no bud
e_bloc: let's hang out
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP_TK
Zalthia: @comrademik stardew valley
Comrademik: @Zalthia i like your style
cgwonder: get rekt ben
PlusDY: wait is that actually the bridge asset from skyrim
Omthebox: Blue balled
ghostvalv: :O
SirMorek: Damn!
RoastedGravy: Jabaited
silenceaux: Ahgaldhgal
eric_christian_berg: We win!
RoastedGravy: Jebaited
Nigouki: hahahaah
Alas_Babylon: WOOOOOW
DiscordianTokkan: Guess I'll die!
Ryenji: LUL
froggomb: lol
Omthebox: Okay
cgwonder: ahahahahahaha
gruulmagebeast: if the beast is inside and your outside but the chat is in stream. Then my question is WHERES THE CAVEMAN
seth_erickson: LUL
Comrademik: woooooooow
bv310: #Value
Omthebox: That surprised me.
e_bloc: it's better this way
Morrigan9: choice this adam
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Game says no
j0xer: into the sea
CommandoJE: Hahaha
HorusFive: lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: I'm listening to that song now
Nigouki: this game is playing YOU
gawag_: OH my god
Comrademik: ya got fucking jebaited bud
hwdesperado: Why. Are you dead?
Kramburger: If it were me, i simply would have followed the sign
Omthebox: Hello Highlight Reel
SirMorek: I'm dying, help, help
kalateth: your choice.... do nothing... or die
SentientRatKing: I want to have a joke for this but the situation is the joke
Shirts_: we're a witch
Shirts_: we sank
bvorhies: Epic
TheZiebs: JEBAITED
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iconicshadow89: in soviet russia game plays you
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousThink HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP_SG HahaShrugRight how did I get here?
eric_christian_berg: In Soviet Union, game plays you!
Alas_Babylon: Wrong warp %
easysteeze: Hippity Hoppity your soul is my property
Kramburger: You ever feel like ben's playing himself?
gruulmagebeast: moopokNervoushab_SG
froggomb: try to make that jump again, you can make it
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ThatDangSkeleton: Where IS that large AutoMobile
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Pal_Friendpatine: So wait if I share my sub anniversary does that give rewards to other chatters?
arcbound_roomba: Don't be a quitter
bv310: I forgot how immensely damp David Byrne gets in this video
aWabbajack: HahaSnowhal HahaPoint katesSir
eric_christian_berg: Come on, Adam, give it twelve tries!
Kramburger: TBF they were witches
frage069: Some psycho?
e_bloc: "someone actually did murder these people" - a phrase that has never been said before
silenceaux: It's not All About You
Diabore: "targeting my family" "happened to move here"
Keaton__Mask: the more this game explains the less i understand
camelwizard: This dude is super articulate under stress
gruulmagebeast: this man needs to breathe when he talks
cgwonder: oh shit i forgot the guy was called adam that's hilarious
ArgentumFlare: Is this the game with the weird quantum gun thing?
bv310: Oh NOW he cares about his wife
DigitalSeahorse: HahaLean HahaHide HahaPoint katesSir katesSass kristikMitten
SquareDotCube: Are they all Kevin?
froggomb: is that what you say to the mirror every morning?
arcbound_roomba: Make a new friend, forget my grandma
Erudite_Cynic: Javier
Comrademik: i mean, the fact that this adam is also likely to die in stupid ways makes sense
captain_wulf: as a teacher... can confirm... it's about 250 names at any given time
j0xer: Tasty Stew and Majas
eric_christian_berg: And Ben can be Harold Slippery!
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: But if I learned Adam's name, I might not be able to remember Adam's name!
Comrademik: 12 tries at a door amirite
captain_wulf: or drow
Omthebox: Witch is short for witchell says blue
gruulmagebeast: or a whale
bv310: @captain_wulf Same, and same.
froggomb: dueregar
WonderfulGlory: Or any non-human race in D&D
gawag_: or almost every non human
ZeniteZero: Uhmmmmmm
DigitalSeahorse: secret tunnel?....nope
frage069: Musical sting
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
Comrademik: as your lawyer
circusofkirkus: why
Omthebox: Looks like he bit off more than he could chew. LUL
Stripe_dog: Boy he was hungry
Comrademik: do not touch the murder weapon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: K
HorusFive: Put your fingerprints on it, quick!
Comrademik: you fucking dumbass
SentientRatKing: What was your plan there dude?
Shirts_: she had ALOT of iron in her diet
DiscordianTokkan: Grabbed by the corpse!
bv310: Good job getting your fingerprints all over it now, ding-dong
belladante_: i couldnt tell that was supposed to be a real person
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
gruulmagebeast: kids these days take minecraft to seriously
cgwonder: i'm so confused
Comrademik: @Shirts_ woow
j0xer: this guy is trying real hard to have a NY accent
belladante_: because they looked so fake
Pal_Friendpatine: That’s a difficult angle to achieve unless you are really short
easysteeze: It's always the coffee
frage069: Some kind of psycho
Diabore: found the thing youre running from
PlusDY: Could I be a murderer? lrrSPOOP_TK No, it's the communists who did it
Lord_ZYRK: They're using QUANTUM MIND RAYS
DigitalSeahorse: we're the baddy steveinDevil benginTraitor
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I thought it was a doll
KV1NN4: I'd say "Well that was upsetting." but then I'd never stop saying it.
hwdesperado: Why did you need THAT pickax?
Erudite_Cynic: the soviets pissed in my coffee
ThatDangSkeleton: This guy sounds....kinda delusional?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Brought to you by the Tea Party
e_bloc: 10 weeks from now
DigitalSeahorse: benginRage benginTraitor steveinDevil
DiscordianTokkan: Ah! Minecraft!
dancybooch: Ghost is short for go straight to hell you commie sympathizers.
froggomb: get'em with the pews pews
SergeYager: How dare you
eric_christian_berg: Wait, if you drink too much coffee, you eat a pickax? Is that the moral to this?
Kramburger: I'd take a pickaxe through the mouth in ten years so i can keep drinking coffee now
Alas_Babylon: Let's Play Minecraft Episode 691
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Please no?
SentientRatKing: That is not how you use a pickaxe
Comrademik: ah yeah, better use this pick i pulled out of a dead child to knock down this wall
Stripe_dog: That wall was in the other timeline
PlusDY: set phasers to SPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN lrrADAM_SG lrrSPOOP_SG MineCraft!
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW but also katesLol
Zalthia: Calling it now, it’s a split personality :/
Grevas13: @SentientRatKing yeah, everyone knows you hold left click
ConspicuousCompiler: sergeKappaccino
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this Blighttown?
j0xer: swaying darksouls bridge
Dog_of_Myth: That explains the murderous rage....
eric_christian_berg: Come on literal Hell!
frage069: That is some rickets
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Bridge is snek
Alas_Babylon: I literally just watched the Graham vlog of him and the Professor drinking coffee with Serge not three hours ago
Kramburger: This'll be a fun minigame
ThatDangSkeleton: cinnamon tobtografy
Nigouki: where is this place? where do you get giant ass caverns like that?
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Why is bridge snek?
gruulmagebeast: careful your track record with bridges isnt great
gawag_: quite an animation
PharaohBender27: I . . . wouldn't cross that
Diabore: do the ropes not have colliders?
Phailhammer: Serge is getting roasted...like a coffee bean.
dancybooch: Ghost is short for go straight to hell you commie sympathizers.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wile E. Coyote rules
Erudite_Cynic: GATTA GO FAST
eric_christian_berg: woop woop woop woop!
Keaton__Mask: sergeKappaccino
circusofkirkus: we Wile E Coyote'd that
Comrademik: the bridge collapsed?! how unexpected!
blip2004: Bridges sure do serpentine like that instead of swaying
Akaiatana: Reminds me of Cori's quicktime from Medan
ZeniteZero: LUL
PharaohBender27: @Phailhammer katesNice
holidayMD: WoW the true horror game
SergeYager: Maybe you wouldn’t have failed that QTE if you had some coffee
easysteeze: DEATH BY BRIDGE IS INEVITABLE
Diabore: more cyoa books?
Pharmacistjudge: That is a valid option
SentientRatKing: Grevas13 Man I've been holding right click then left clicking this whole time
gruulmagebeast: do it serge
TheZiebs: You should have used that extra levitation spell you have Ben @loadingreadyrun
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hang on lady, we goin' for a ride.....
Zalthia: Serge is a good bean!
Kramburger: The reason that Serge likes coffee is because that's where the cinnamon rolls live
AbnormAnomaly: I feel like this bridge should have more of a dip
Earthenone: not BiS then its trash
Earthenone: :P
PharaohBender27: Oh, Serge with the comebacks!
Nyx_fire: make Serge do original Layers of Fear
Keaton__Mask: Gameplay™
Nigouki: is that all the orchestra time they could afford?
frage069: Never heard of not looking down
Comrademik: wait what?
ConspicuousCompiler: Aw, we lived!? I was hoping for another fun fall!
Comrademik: that was a fucking sheer angle!
WonderfulGlory: Excited to see you guys at PAX Unplugged, I'll be there showing off our game Gladius
e_bloc: how dare you fellow Adam
asthanius: Adam Driver
circusofkirkus: Adam Hamilton would beg to differ
PlusDY: someone quote that
Comrademik: what is this spiderman nonsense!
ZeniteZero: That was weird
The_Ninjurai: So you aren't a big brain, Adam?
ThatDangSkeleton: Adam Savage, Adam?
goldinguy00: if not [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Wind Seeker] then trash
Comrademik: adam savage is real tho
SergeYager: seabatBRAIN
Comrademik: yeah, it was eve
cgwonder: eve persuaded adam
KV1NN4: Eve gets blamed for it
BrowneePoints: Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple
Dog_of_Myth: Eve ate it first
Stripe_dog: Eve eats first
Erudite_Cynic: they both did
Comrademik: eve convinced adam
Kramburger: Adams eat anything that's put in front of them
ConspicuousCompiler: I hate to say it, but Ben knows his Bible.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun Eve ate it first, then went "hey this tasty!"
NightValien28: no, it was adam
holidayMD: Eve then Adam
ThatDangSkeleton: Adam did it after Eve
ayir: Adams are known to open jars with people trapped inside
e_bloc: like they say, Adams aren't known for smarts :/
Master_Gunner: Adam still made the choice!
ArgentumFlare: Nah Wal-E did it
DiscordianTokkan: I legit thought Ben said Ian at first
NimrodXIV: Eve didn't know it was forbidden
Omthebox: Adam got suckered into eating it, so arguably more of an idiot.
Comrademik: that whole, original sin thing
kaffeetrinken89: But is it a paradox, if an Adam says something smart like this?
Dog_of_Myth: That cause Adam was dumb
HorusFive: But my girlfriend said it was ok
gruulmagebeast: adam looks down:"this floor here appears to be made of floors"
AbnormAnomaly: @ThatDangSkeleton to be fair Adam Savage is the kind of Adam that is told careful that's sharp and has to touch it himself to find out
PharaohBender27: It was Eve according to the Bible, but who knows the truth!?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun to be clear, God gave the order to Adam, Eve never got that order
BrowneePoints: Like, Adam KNEW for much longer than she did and STILL ate it.
circusofkirkus: well, technically eve is Adam's rib, so it is all Adam's fault anyways
Mister_BlueSky: That’s Adam, falls for anything.
Nigouki: would you let Eve out of a jar if she persuaded you?
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Greedo ate the apple first.
ArgentumFlare: Crapshot right there
Diabore: adam and steve, not adam and eve
Stripe_dog: Can that be a crapshot
eric_christian_berg: Sounds like a Crapshot.
Naarius: Prime crapshot material
NightValien28: adam was such a dingus lilith just bailed out on him and god's perfect garden
silenceaux: Don't forget Ada & Eve
Comrademik: welp that's a new genesis
kaffeetrinken89: WE NEED Adam and Ian as Crapshot. Desperatly.
Shirts_: I could see Ian tempting Adam
Erudite_Cynic: Ian only did it for fancy kit kats
ArgentumFlare: Ian trying to convince adam to eat an apple
Zanaide: My brother Adam is extremely smart, just no common sense. :P
DiscordianTokkan: To be faaaaiiiirrrrr
AranMathai: Who's made from whose rib in that scenario?
Kramburger: You idiots, it's Adam and Eden, they lived in the garden of Eve Kappa
RoastedGravy: Why did God even put that tree in Eden anyways?
gruulmagebeast: the book of genesis potrayed by adam and ian
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG lrrADAM_SG
Jorge4hg: Ian tempt adam with linux
SentientRatKing: wut
asthanius: BUTTTT
Nigouki: you can spell ANYTHING
cgwonder: intelligence 100 wisdom 0
eric_christian_berg: Hello, random chest!
silenceaux: Dingus!!
Comrademik: boy, sure would be nice if we had a boltcutter hey
DoctorHutch: oh man this area just gave me Firewatch flashbacks
Keaton__Mask: GAMERZ
The_Ninjurai: Trojan
SergeYager: Hey big is your backpack in this game? You’re a walking hardware store right now
SquareDotCube: Sexgun
SirMorek: zzyzx
Warm_Pleather_Dad: just use the bolt cutter you just used?
Roosevelt: dingus
Omthebox: Ganerz
eric_christian_berg: Bet there is Hope in there.
Comrademik: diznut
ThatDangSkeleton: This dude is more geared up that a minecraft player
AbnormAnomaly: yeeeet
iconicshadow89: wooloo
aWabbajack: p o o p i
Akaiatana: XXBenX
bv310: Dikbut
DiscordianTokkan: V A G...
NightValien28: dez nuts
holidayMD: RoastedGravy something something freewill
KV1NN4: Ben!
aWabbajack: E !
gruulmagebeast: weiner
MostCallMe__Tim: dikbut?
SergeYager: COFFEE
seth_erickson: WANGUS
DigitalSeahorse: vagina
ghostvalv: :O
Shamthewow: NO
Dog_of_Myth: BEN!!!
Omthebox: Jebaited
ArgentumFlare: Donger
frage069: I'm wondering where he is going with that
Alas_Babylon: U = B?
silenceaux: U = B ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: u=b?
e_bloc: usb
ayir: lrrADAM_SG
eric_christian_berg: USB?
asthanius: u = B ?
circusofkirkus: U = B
aWabbajack: UR?
Stripe_dog: U = B
ThatDangSkeleton: so it's a cipher
PharaohBender27: USB?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
circusofkirkus: didn't we have codes on the back of something?
Zalthia: That’s convenient
Alas_Babylon: Blue equals Black
asthanius: You are a bee
DoctorHutch: oh god the firewatch flashbacks are so strong
Naarius: They're just saying U is Blue in MTG
bv310: Just brute-force it
paciferal: how many steps each letter is offset
SentientRatKing: Didn't the map have those letters on the back?
SnackPak_: Circle cypher?
Kramburger: We need Joe
frage069: lol
gruulmagebeast: we just got a letter wonder who its from
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Letters! I've seen these before!
boristhewizard: Damn, Adam cracked the code.
RoastedGravy: Imagine if it was numbers. “Well, I’m fucked.”
HorusFive: That's our Adam!
paciferal: shampoo?
Shamthewow: Legs=Broken
ThatDangSkeleton: A CIA decoder for the kind of code you "solve" with a cereal prize ring
Erudite_Cynic: where are all the bears?
Kramburger: How many times can thins guy fall down holes without breaking his legs?
RoastedGravy: I missed that class about letters. Shit! Kappa
jubale1: how are these lights powered?
PlusDY: Wait, how long have we been dicking around in a mineshaft?
ThatDangSkeleton: I'm afraid of thinking so this is terrifying
Alas_Babylon: Beast Inside: the Nickelback of Horror
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun I have the urge to elaborate: God told Adam not to eat from the Tree, Adam told Eve, a snake told Eve "hey but it tasty", Eve ate it and went "oh hey it IS tasty!" and told Adam and Adam ate it. Then they realized they were naked, then they lied to God about eating from the tree, and that's how humanity got kicked out of Eden.
Lord_ZYRK: For what you've done / You won't be saved / But your corpse'll look good / Burma Shave
pearcesi: Weren’t they on the back of the map?
Phailhammer: These strange symbols... possibly ancient Roman? lrrBEEJ
Zalthia: Too long
SergeYager: Maybe these letters mean something? THEY’RE CALLED WORDS, ADAM
cgwonder: last week the sections you played were pretty spoopy but this half of the game has lost the stmosphere
Kramburger: Ben Bhlmer
circusofkirkus: wasn't there an item with codes on the back?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so, I know Matt has played La Mulana, thanks to the Play It Forward. has anyone else at LRR? on the topic of Puzzles
Vyous: So, is this mine on the property they bought?
froggomb: nuh uh YOU equals B
eric_christian_berg: A schmuck?
camelwizard: Who do you think you are I AM
bv310: They definitely already got you
jubale1: hm, are you The Rock?
asthanius: oh well
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Who do we think he is?
paciferal: We've got a badass over here
EvilBadman: Someone shot clue juice all over that roof
frage069: No going back
HorusFive: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
Jorge4hg: Merica!
SentientRatKing: old man yells at cave
A_Dub888: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
ThatDangSkeleton: you SOLVED it!
Kramburger: it was probably just a new outfit for your character
easysteeze: Adam (in the game) is tRiGgErEd
UnusuallyLargeMoth: you CAN look up the answer. By looking in the box.
Zalthia: Eh
PlusDY: That's what the communists want you to do
bv310: NORTON?
SentientRatKing: map?
frage069: That one has lots of letters
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Back of the map had something, right?
bv310: The name of the detective
CommandoJE: There was something on the back of the map
TheZiebs: You’re letting Russia win with that attitude Adam
Robot_Bones: what was on the back of the map?
DiscordianTokkan: Hm. U B on the disk, thing?
pearcesi: Back of map
RoastedGravy: I wish it was eight letters so you could put “Deez Nuts” as the code.
bv310: RUSSIA? But with a B? So RBSSIA?
arcbound_roomba: Probs a loot box with a new skin for your decoder
sireggsbenedict: the cipher says J=C
ConspicuousCompiler: I saw the answer to the riddle is riddle
Akaiatana: IF RUSSIA WINS, THEN SO VE IT
ConspicuousCompiler: (Probably not)
SergeYager: Bunch of codes on the back of the map
e_bloc: the quickest end is the good end
Keaton__Mask: the good ending is that you don't have to play this game any more
SkylerRingtail: Any end is a good end, because we can stop playing!
Kramburger: The good end to this game is when you give up and uninstall it
HorusFive: "The Good End" You turn off the game, go home, and enjoy the rest of your life with friends and family
quietcat: lmao @Akaiatana
Pharmacistjudge: The more fish in the sea ending is one of the best video game endings ever
Laserbeaks_Fury: where are you on the map?
asthanius: If you want the answer, I already looked it up FYI
belladante_: theyre locations
DiscordianTokkan: So, where are you on the map...
Mister_BlueSky: The good end is only available if you have a Levitate spell.
DiscordianTokkan: Mine?
Omthebox: Where is the smart guy that did the puzzles last time
Laserbeaks_Fury: LRPYNJ
Alas_Babylon: LRPYNJ
DiscordianTokkan: LRPYNJ through the disk
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Oh hai all! Just got home from taco Tuesday, guess I’m off to the bod to catch up. Enjoy your evenings lrrHEART
frage069: Yes
asthanius: Wrong
Laserbeaks_Fury: L=S
froggomb: damn, outsmarted by an Adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: inner to outter
SirMorek: Big brains going on here
asthanius: The Outer ring needs to match U with B
PlusDY: LRPYNJ sounds like a Myers-Brigs personality type
StreetCornerPoet: U on the gold disc has to line up with B on the silver disc
adamaylard: does the gold u have to equal the silver B
DigitalSeahorse: uh
parabex: Drink ... your Ovaltine.
JTK45: i thought it was U=R
Mrsodaking: U=B
jujujanie: This is rough, yeeesh
RoastedGravy: What was the word again?
JTK45: your right sorry
0x6772: Just match your inputs
Laserbeaks_Fury: It might not be a word
EvilBadman: Maybe it is not a word?
Stripe_dog: It doesn't matter which letter is on the outside
Diabore: if you want the answer i looked it up @LoadingReadyRun
Kramburger: It might still be a randon jumble of letters
Nigouki: meanwhile the russian guy is just watching you fumble around
Alas_Babylon: LRPYNJ = SYWFUQ
Diabore: no fucking idea, they make no sense
jujujanie: Hahha
Zalthia: Maybe the real code was the friends we made along the way
Stripe_dog: As long as you stay consistant between each translation it doesn't matter which letter is on the inside or outside
RoastedGravy: SYWFUQ?
Diabore: DEFEAT is the answer
josh___something: maybe try the other way around?
Mister_BlueSky: It’s YONERD.
Diabore: dont know why
Ristow: DA FEET
Stripe_dog: show me da feet
DigitalSeahorse: steveinMouse HahaHide ssandSANTA
PlusDY: I mean I'm feeling pretty defeated at this point
easysteeze: the answer is ohfuck
korvys: Maybe you aren't at E4?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what if the answer was LRRMTG?
ConspicuousCompiler: I feel like you were on the right track with Adam seducing Satan, and that's why they both turned into evil apples.
Kramburger: I show you my feet, please unlock
jubale1: is it a word?
Seagulyus: we could get lockpicklawer in here. he could get this open in 30 seconds
Akaiatana: Why do Twitch chats want streamers to show them defeat?
seth_erickson: this is what Horror Gamers love
Zalthia: I’m so confused
PharaohBender27: @Diabore OK how did you get that?
circusofkirkus: KBG?
camelwizard: expardon me
Wildfire801: Did they have the wrong location?
HorusFive: So mad
Erudite_Cynic: wooooow
ghostvalv: :O
Kramburger: Oh cool, we're a brainwashed sleeper agent
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam right, yet again
NightValien28: oh my fuck
asthanius: Kentucky Brined Giblets
Diabore: @PharaohBender27 i looked it up, i have no idea why thats the answer
Adamantcheese: 100% 🇺🇸
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: This is so dumb
DoctorHutch: I wanted it to be the BFG, and the doom soundtrack starts playing
froggomb: when do we get to the part where the russians make trump president?
Mysticman89: you were a commie sleeper agent all along! your whole life has been a lie!
Dog_of_Myth: So we're in an episode of the Americans now!!
seth_erickson: Interesting since americans act pretty varied
0x6772: So... the plot of that tv show, "The Americans", then?
belladante_: i hate this game
PlusDY: The real communists were inside us all along
Adamantcheese: BLUEBIRD
cgwonder: we're still asleep
Akaiatana: Oh KGBoomers
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kelsey Brian Grammar
I_Am_Clockwork: the soviet socialism was inside us the entire time [USSR anthem begins playing]
Alas_Babylon: QUelle surprise
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: You're an even sleepier agent.
gawag_: I eat salad so I'm like 90% american at best
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Mysticman89: also, sleeper is literal. this is all a dream
arcbound_roomba: Narcoleptic Agent
Rhynerd: is it wrong that I now kind of hope that Communism ends up being a Red Herring here?
Mister_BlueSky: WAt
RoastedGravy: Insomniac Agent
Zalthia: How were you supposed to know the code?
RoastedGravy: Never sleeps on the job.
JonnyGlitch: HahaDoge
RoastedGravy: Never sleeps at all.
Mister_BlueSky: Wat a tweest?
TheZiebs: What’s been the scariest game you have played ?
Zalthia: And what about the ghosts???
seth_erickson: That emote is great
TheArchitectX: Do you have Russian dressing on those salads?
Dezinkled: there was a location that had repeated letters in the same places as the E's for defeat on the map
Nigouki: hahah
eric_christian_berg: The Russian was inside us all along?
Dezinkled: lol
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: kronch
Wildfire801: i bet they had the wrong location for that chest
asthanius: no scope
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
jujujanie: Nailed it!
circusofkirkus: wat
Omthebox: Nice
JonnyGlitch: ded
DiscordianTokkan: There was a rope, I think
cgwonder: F
ayir: lol
Stripe_dog: F
ThatDangSkeleton: Lol
SirMorek: ?????
seth_erickson: LUL
Shirts_: WHAT
ghostvalv: :O
PlusDY: Rhynerd, is that a Clue reference?
Mysticman89: broke your ankle
Mister_BlueSky: Got it.
easysteeze: LUL
kalateth: 360 = crunch
I_Am_Clockwork: got got by gravity
cgwonder: don't tell adam
DoctorHutch: no scoped yourself
boristhewizard: I know I'm American because ranch and ketchup are the only 2 dipping sauces available
circusofkirkus: at most you'd break your legs
easysteeze: lul
Rhynerd: @PlusDY yep!
ThatDangSkeleton: zing'd!
arcbound_roomba: NotLikeThis
dancybooch: I challenge these "so Called Americans" to fucking Arbys roast beef sandwich eating contest. The commies wont know what hit 'em
Shirts_: did we die from falling 2 feet
TheZiebs: F
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd No, though I fear that even if it is a red herring, the "real" answer will be profoundly stupid
SentientRatKing: Man short falls have killed you more than monsters
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben found the good ending
frage069: No falling in dreams Ben
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: No, see, ben, you can only survive a 10 foot drop. That was clearly 11 feet.
bvorhies: Adam is going to be sad
seth_erickson: let's be real it was more than 2 feet
ghostvalv: 360 = 100% death rate
bvorhies: lol
JonnyGlitch: that was at least 12 feet
bvorhies: Did a 360
Kramburger: G A M E P L A Y
ThatDangSkeleton: no, engage with the game on MY terms
bv310: You have to use the rope so the KGB guy can cut it
gawag_: guarantee the ropes snaps
jujujanie: Why does he move so slow?
HorusFive: the 360 is like a 200% damage mod
PlusDY: @Rhynerd whelp, now i'm going to have the clue theme stuck in my head all night. cheers :)
Rhynerd: @PharaohBender27 almost certainly, but there'd be a great joke to make in that moment.
circusofkirkus: so if we're a sleeper agent, how does ol' 1860s grandpappy play into this?
Diabore: youd have broken legs
Rhynerd: @PlusDY no problem!
AbnormAnomaly: you would probably break something
JonnyGlitch: your ankles might not survive
SentientRatKing: survive yes without a sprain or something broken probably not
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's is a lethal fall height
bvorhies: No you die in real life
TheArchitectX: Broke your leg and were trapped there until you starved.
Kyle_McQ: have you just been carrying around a pickaxe this whole time?
Alas_Babylon: C O M M I E S
Comrademik: yup
e_bloc: Emma is the real hero
bvorhies: Fall would shatter both legs
Naarius: Are we the baddies?
0x6772: @circusofkirkus presumably the confederates were in league with Stalin (ignore the timeline issues)
The_Ninjurai: What the heck is going on?
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Yeah, you don't sound crazy at all
Kramburger: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
A_Dub888: #BlametheCommies
JonnyGlitch: uhhhh......
SentientRatKing: Is this a manifesto in the form of a game
Diabore: this adam is NUTS
easysteeze: Adam is pissed
Comrademik: commies are the problem my dude
silenceaux: This guy is losing it 100%?
NimrodXIV: k
frage069: uh huh
PlusDY: that sounds like a copypasta
Zalthia: Um
Master_Gunner: I think you're losing it slightly
bvorhies: And that would cut you vie
seth_erickson: The Commies are everywhere
notthepenguins: im sorry what
Mysticman89: hes taking this well.
Comrademik: wait, is that the ecto 1
cgwonder: just back away slowly
Kramburger: FUCK THIS GAME
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Sure sound super sane RN, protagonist guy
Stripe_dog: Are we about to kill a cop?
Omthebox: We sure this is a horror game and not a bad comedy.
e_bloc: why is that backwards
Ristow: to be fair that's a pretty fake looking logo
0x6772: Why is the sheriff office log backwards
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP_SG benginCop slytqBORK
Vulfe: eat the police car
Comrademik: why is that decal just flopped?
circusofkirkus: @0x6772 ah, of course! I'm forgetting my basic US History
froggomb: pick axe that cop a question
DoctorHutch: dude, we have a pretty high CR disorder.
DiscordianTokkan: Good old backwards sherrif's logo
notthepenguins: why was it..., backwards
dancybooch: Man had tooo many bread sticks at Olive Garden
JonnyGlitch: why are the words backwards?
Alas_Babylon: Wait a minute, that car is kind of red! Communists!!!
Mysticman89: now is he gonna beat his wife?
gawag_: why is the text backwards lol
notthepenguins: is that the "this is a dream" thing
frage069: But this is on the side!
DigitalSeahorse: yes, close the door on that rug :P
e_bloc: because this game SUCKS
Pal_Friendpatine: Has this character ever heard of punctuation?
SergeYager: Why was the text backwards?
Comrademik: that cannot be a thing
0x6772: Only on hoods. They just screwed up.
Rumiir_the_Dragon: It shouldn't be
Diabore: they flipped the asset
hwdesperado: Yeah, that seems wrong
belladante_: i think its a mistake?
Stripe_dog: Check the other side
Kramburger: Because the creators don't know how to map textures properly
Comrademik: is it backwards on the other side?
kaffeetrinken89: Because they do the opposite of justice.
Erudite_Cynic: look at the other side
DiscordianTokkan: Try on the other side
gawag_: unity
Rhynerd: that's how he knows it's a fake cope
PharaohBender27: Because they didn't think it through?
Mister_BlueSky: Cause we’re in a mirror world!
TheExactSame: what about the oterh side?
PlusDY: someone thought they were clever
Vulfe: that actually IS the front
Jorge4hg: asset flip
JonnyGlitch: because you're in bizzaro world?
ThatDangSkeleton: is this a mistake or intentional
TheExactSame: yeah
gawag_: unity is why
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAH
kaffeetrinken89: They are ANTISHERIFFS.
Ristow: it's a fake sheriff sent by the commies obviously
SentientRatKing: hahahahaha
ghostvalv: :O
Comrademik: yuuuuup
DigitalSeahorse: xD
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Naarius: They flipped the asset
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
Stripe_dog: CALLED IT
ThatDangSkeleton: oh no that's a mistake
TheArchitectX: It's the same "decal" from the driver's side, yeah.
Comrademik: woooow
HorusFive: Do we give them credit for making it wrong because he's unbalanced?
Omthebox: They just flipped the asset...
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahahah
I_Am_Clockwork: the texture is perfectly semetrical
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: They flipped the whole door asset
JonnyGlitch: literal asset flip?
Erudite_Cynic: rotato potato
kaffeetrinken89: oh god
DiscordianTokkan: One Door asset per front
jubale1: put the sticker on backwards
SirMorek: they didn't even flip the asset, just slipped it on over
kenkopin: They flipped the asset
Master_Gunner: great object mapping there
Rhynerd: really, it was probablu a lazy move nobody checked.
frage069: They didn't flip the asset
Diabore: how much was this game?
RoastedGravy: Yeah, it’s just ambulance that has the letters flipped.
Omthebox: Send this to Alex, stat.
HorusFive: No, no we do not give them that much credit
Comrademik: i bet that the door is just a mirrored version with the texture on it
OneColdCanuck: Now that is quality!
Juliamon: Flip it. That's the ticket!
RoastedGravy: I think.
froggomb: lazy graphic designers
notthepenguins: thats not even flipped!
kaffeetrinken89: That's even worse than my theory.
actionjb: This is how those signs are actually printed onto vehicles
Zalthia: They mirrored the texture
JonnyGlitch: are there fuel tanks on both sides?
Stripe_dog: I fuckin' called it
circusofkirkus: they put that thing down, flipped it and reversed it
EvilBadman: the flipped the door itself
Nyx_fire: and it broke Ben
asthanius: It could be a flipped UV
ThatDangSkeleton: "no one will look"
Stripe_dog: Art
bvorhies: When you get pulled over so people can know its a cop car on side lol idk
DigitalSeahorse: where's that table flip emote? lol
e_bloc: I love Adam as the horror game CEO
Dog_of_Myth: It's a schooner!!
SquareDotCube: Bead art?
Kramburger: >Make Half An Asset >Add Modifier >Mirror >Drink
DiscordianTokkan: Is it a Magic Eye?
SentientRatKing: is this... art?
Erudite_Cynic: magic eye?
Naarius: Buy one get one free
Mysticman89: two for one deal!
JonnyGlitch: magic eye?
eric_christian_berg: You can't break up the set!!!
TheExactSame: magic eye
DiscordianTokkan: Is it a Sailboat?
cgwonder: that art is so aggressively 70s
frage069: So bad
Mister_BlueSky: Buy 1 get 1 free.
PlusDY: is this one of those games where the quality significantly decreases as it goes on
froggomb: maybe its a magic eye
plummeting_sloth: that's how ikea sold tehm
rick0chet008: when they open the door its in your mirror on the driver side
actionjb: That sign would look correct if the car was facing the other direction
Draynus: theyr'e the same too, just one upside down
j0xer: that art is the giygas fight in earthbound
TheArchitectX: Is one of those pictures just turned upside down?
arcbound_roomba: You gonna pass up a 2 for 1 deal on art? I thought not
blip2004: they have been secretly feeding you led to see if the "art" will drive you mad
Laserbeaks_Fury: A schooner *is* a sailboat, stupidhead!
plummeting_sloth: if you look reaalllly close, you can see a better game in there
dancybooch: How many interior designers did they hire for the design of the house?
Mysticman89: if you squint, it's the soviet flag
VoodontWoW: Tragic eye amirite
RoastedGravy: Where’s Comrade Waldo?
blip2004: lsd*
Nyx_fire: so many things are striped
Diabore: thats us isnt it
e_bloc: secret hitler
The_Ninjurai: This looks like the house from RE7
frage069: That's not a radio voice
eric_christian_berg: If he can eat a cheeseburger on a glazed donut bun with a fried egg on top, he's American.
belladante_: if you squint it gives it activates you as a sleeper agent
The_Ninjurai: at least the same layout
Nyx_fire: it hurts the eyes
Vulfe: @LoadingReadyRun has someone made a "specter of communism" joke already?
mercano82: The commie was inside us all along
Omthebox: The sheriff sticker is backwards because you have to look in the mirror to find the communist.
Stripe_dog: For fun.
Lithobraker: Alright chat, it's time for me to go to bed. Thanks for the wonderful stream Ben and Adam!
The_Ninjurai: Sleep well Lithobraker
Kramburger: What's with the alliterative names, did Stan lee write this game?
Zalthia: Oh no those poor divers
plummeting_sloth: and in lighter news, some divers froze to death
tehfewl: the line is "Film at 11"
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: I don't like this house exploration sequence. Not enough matches and kerosene.
AbnormAnomaly: But we have the fuse.
blip2004: not why are you covered in blood and dirt
JonnyGlitch: whats... wrong with her arms?
PharaohBender27: A couple of American divers? Since when have newscasters spoken like that?
silenceaux: I was gone for six hours and you called the police?
eric_christian_berg: I was just in the Civil War, honey!
Erudite_Cynic: wobble cam
Comrademik: wat
Masslost: dam that shirts pretty small
arcbound_roomba: Is the protagonist supposed to be a mafioso from New Jersey?
Comrademik: what is happening
jubale1: She called the FFirrehs
JonnyGlitch: why is her hair a collectable item?
plummeting_sloth: man, are we playing Woody Allen?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Stripe_dog: Why not both?
HorusFive: And It's HER HOUSE!
notthepenguins: what even is this
SentientRatKing: Where is the Sheriff?
Diabore: what broken window?
cgwonder: i ahte this guy
Zalthia: Uhhhhh
Comrademik: @plummeting_sloth woow
ghostvalv: :(
circusofkirkus: ominous strings
0x6772: No sheriff would have a backwards logo on the passenger side of his car!
Vulfe: she right
TehAmelie: joke's on you, he's the sheriff of asses
Zalthia: Why did you get married then?
tehfewl: what is her outfit?
RoastedGravy: You know, this is less impactful from a first-person perspective.
j0xer: why is there so much head bob
Dog_of_Myth: Adam: Confirmed Dick
Alas_Babylon: That girl's entire outfit looks like it was put together by a random character generator
Stripe_dog: Where's the cop???
Omthebox: ResidentSleeper
dancybooch: i measn also the nameless millions'
plummeting_sloth: The Rock and his nameless millions
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: QUANTUM THINGYBOBBER TIME!
aWabbajack: cool story!
e_bloc: and millions!
gawag_: weird music cues
Seeric: Just going to immediately end the conversation there I suppose
johnhelix: Dude you're kind of a dong.
Stripe_dog: The cop's car is still here, where is he??
AbnormAnomaly: she's a replicant.
dancybooch: Ghost is short for go straight to hell you commie sympathizers.
Kramburger: 100% the science gun will be revealed to do nothing at the end of the game
Xenovita: this game sucks! *leans in closely and intently when there is story bits*
0x6772: "quit playing with your toys, Adam"
JonnyGlitch: *sci fi noises*
easysteeze: It's like the zappy thing from men in black
Zalthia: Okay so now you call a taxi and leave
virgil82: Reveal your true form!
circusofkirkus: it's Bigfoot!
TheZiebs: Pull out the grocery store scanner. We got some price checks on some commies
Mysticman89: hes got a good squat going
JonnyGlitch: 'Squatch
Stripe_dog: Your wife is just watching you play with your barcode scanner
DigitalSeahorse: HahaTurtledove HahaTurtledove HahaTurtledove pew pew pew
PharaohBender27: I don't know what's worse - that our protagonist is such a dick, or that the devs wrote the wife so we'd sympathize with the - nevermind, it's definitely the latter
eric_christian_berg: Are you sure you are using that right?
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
Diabore: try the broken window? @LoadingReadyRun
Comrademik: hold this honey
DiscordianTokkan: "Here honey, hold this a sec"
KV1NN4: But also, if those telegrams were so secret and crucial why did you leave them out and not put them in a safe at least??
eric_christian_berg: This poor woman.
Zalthia: @pharaohbender27 wait are we supposed to be sympathizing with the protagonist? This guys a moron!
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: This chair on wife action might be too spicy for twitch
Stripe_dog: "Honey? What the fuck?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: This means something....this is important
Keaton__Mask: YES
frage069: Perfect
JonnyGlitch: perfect!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Shirts_: HAHAHA
Brascharr: Inception time
Lithobraker: I just realized, why is this guy taking classified material home? In the intel community this is what they call a pack rat, tons of people have gone to jail for this.
kaffeetrinken89: Dear Ben and Adam, this is not a wrestling game.
cgwonder: BINGO
Seagulyus: who was asking how the solution was DEFEAT earlier?
gawag_: how about them hitboxes eh?
RoastedGravy: AHA
Jorge4hg: greatest detective
bluestatemachine: the real batman was inside of us all along
Zalthia: Me I was @seagulyus
RoastedGravy: Checkmate, atheists!
Sheikun07: Foiled by the chair
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Checkmate communists!
arcbound_roomba: Checkmate Atheists
plummeting_sloth: checkmate communist atheists
frage069: Use the device on it?
easysteeze: I just remembered why I watch this stream
Shirts_: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
PharaohBender27: @Zalthia Yeah, but they seem to be writing the wife in such a way that we're *meant* to sympathize with him. Another reason why, as lrrADAM would put it, this game SUCKS!
JonnyGlitch: you definitely said "Gleeve"
Stripe_dog: Oh god
Alas_Babylon: Oh no
cgwonder: of for fuck's sake
circusofkirkus: no
Despoiler98: Fuck no
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto should I leaf?
AbnormAnomaly: Oh I use to have these in my coloring books as a kid
circusofkirkus: I do not accept
Alas_Babylon: (X) Doubt
Comrademik: you have not completed enough gameplay
BrindleBoar: Declined.
Kramburger: If the stalker turns out to be us, the wife must be fucking blind if she doesn't even recognise us once
UncannyJimjams: my bois! how goes spoopy times?
Comrademik: please return to the gameplay area to continue gameplay
PlusDY: your mission, if you choose to accept it
Jorge4hg: but what if
plummeting_sloth: don't take Ceasers disk. He needs it
EvilBadman: EULAs in the 70s are weird
TheExactSame: a puzzle designed by Cap'm Crunch himself
dancybooch: maybe scan longer
Zalthia: @seagulyus how was it defeat?
frage069: Can you shoot the broken window?
bv310: Watch that be the key to the good ending
ThatDangSkeleton: you probably shouldn't have files labeled CONFIDENTIAL just...sitting on your desk
Seagulyus: Zalthia its a decoder ring. you get a "lock" and a code. the "lock" is where the overhang piece goes - so inner ring "A" and outter ring on "B". then you keep it there, and read the letter of the code from it
KV1NN4: Someone THIS paranoid shouldn't have left important documents out when he couldn't see them >.>
RoastedGravy: Can you scan the things completely?
silenceaux: My only guess is looking at the silhouette anomaly from the other side, whatever it's doing at the desk?
plummeting_sloth: please maam... have a seat
bluestatemachine: communist chair!
BrindleBoar: @Kramburger oh man I super hope the main character is brainwashed and spying on himself
JonnyGlitch: chair flipping, the new craze of 2020
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_TK
Mysticman89: I think your desk has drawers
Naarius: That's a well ackshually statue if i've ever seen one
DigitalSeahorse: shigiMinidab benginDab HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
Zalthia: @seagulyus yeah but they were doing that.
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Seagulyus: so Zalthia when you lock U = B you keep it there, and look for the letters you were given, and their translations
DigitalSeahorse: snowman dab
Seagulyus: Zalthia might have to swap the two coordinates from inner to outer
seth_erickson: can you shoot it like it's an anomaly?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: might have done it out of order?
Erudite_Cynic: load last checkpoint
silenceaux: That, or reload from save in case we skipped an activation somehow
Zalthia: @seagulyus where were you supposed to find the code though? On the map?
Stripe_dog: Can't wait to find the pipe bomb he left
frage069: Ransacking your own office
plummeting_sloth: I feel like I missed something... but I have no interest in telling myself what that something might be
DigitalSeahorse: Brb
PlusDY: what's the point of having a science gun if it can't even solve one measly mystery
Stripe_dog: Why are these windows double-hinged?
Mysticman89: think its desk related
Seagulyus: Zalthia it lock and code are found "nearby" the chest is what the guide says
frage069: I loved having triple hinged windows while I was in france. They were great
Zalthia: @seagulyus huh. Okay then.
plummeting_sloth: Birds... watch out for them
Seagulyus: Zalthia oh yeah its "back of the map"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Watch out for snakes...
Comrademik: you have completed enough gameplay
NightValien28: inside the desk is not in plain view
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: SHE GOAST
Seagulyus: the codes are on the back of the map you are correct
Zalthia: @seagulyus fair enough
Comrademik: you may now proceed to the next gameplay area
Vulfe: only a communist could walk through furniture like that
DiscordianTokkan: That CAN'T be comfortable
Stripe_dog: Your wife is going to become part chair
Nigouki: Sheriff is not a trained commie-hunter
Despoiler98: Thats a lot of casual cleavage
Zalthia: HAH
Stripe_dog: Wow
Stripe_dog: Speed talker
silenceaux: Not even yourself *scans self with quantum gun*
plummeting_sloth: this sounds like a conspiracy from those egg council people
e_bloc: Emma is very liberated for the 70s
froggomb: so, everyone is on team She's a Russian, right?
SentientRatKing: Does this guy end up as the milkman from Psychonauts?
PlusDY: aw dang your bullshit detector is beeping
plummeting_sloth: Wait, that thing is called a localizer? Does it translate anime for us?
Mysticman89: team everyone is a russian
Zalthia: So. Why don’t you just. Have your wife leave? Stay with her parents for a while?
ThatDangSkeleton: this commie has radioactive blood
JonnyGlitch: Can I get a HA! ?
arkilyd: red sparrow? clearly your wife is the communist
Zalthia: Aww the stream is almost over isn’t it
Pal_Friendpatine: @seagulyus @zalthia I think you look at the map front to find which chest you are standing in front of. Then you look at the back of the map at the related map coordinates to find the code. Then you use the week to decode the random letters and you get the code to unlock that chest
Omthebox: That's far too many minutes.
JonnyGlitch: then I go back to bed
PlusDY: aw, but we haven't caught the commies yet
Despoiler98: BOOTY
UncannyJimjams: you're cute
froggomb: booooo
DrWreckage: I wish I worked at LRR
circusofkirkus: uh
e_bloc: I love you
eric_christian_berg: Everyone here is a Russian sleeper agent... and this is a fake American town in Russia.
gawag_: 1
kakmize: fart bubbles
Diabore: You two are great
MachCaliber: I like James better
gawag_: 2
Pal_Friendpatine: Wheel*^
Metalupis: you are both lovely people
paciferal: How many more spisodes of road trip?
circusofkirkus: don't put me on the spot like this
SirMorek: You're lovely people and I treasure our time together
Mysticman89: Someone had to edit ian's road quest onson footage. I'm sure that was an experience.
Comrademik: y'all are the highpoint of what's been a shitty couple of days
SergeYager: K, ilu
cgwonder: i'm secretly a russian agent
RoastedGravy: Ben, who is Xion? Kappa
Rhynerd: a singular rock
ThatDangSkeleton: ok, y'all a force for good in this world
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian is my favorite government employee
Nyx_fire: your both wonderful and lots of fun to watch
Akaiatana: If the stream is almost over, we better start russian through it
Boi_Ginny: You are treasures
goldinguy00: this statement is falee
Despoiler98: wow hateful
e_bloc: that WAS James
JonnyGlitch: at least one person is osk
WonderfulGlory: Can't wait to see you at PAX Unplugged
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kaffeetrinken89: It called "Canada" not "fake America"
Kyle_McQ: last chance to say a thing? Y'all are wonderful and I appreciate you!
MachCaliber: I was kidding. You are the better James'
Zalthia: You guys are amazing
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Ouch
silenceaux: Classic Nightbook
plummeting_sloth: BUTTS
paciferal: is your road trip stream half done at episode 7?
Shirts_: James only fan is the one he bought at Ikea
dancybooch: Is there an arbys where you guys live?
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blip2004: who needs fans when you have land
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Despoiler98: mmmmm greasy roast beef
Baldrash: Mmm... Arby's.
froggomb: ewwww, don't eat Arby's
captain_wulf: Adam craves the MEATS
RulerofNight: go up to the platform
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO Adam, don't eat Arby's people care about you
Despoiler98: LETS GO
A_Dub888: !findquote arby
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seth_erickson: Where's the MEATS
RoastedGravy: I DEMAND AN ARBY’S.
Pharmacistjudge: I rather a Leggy
I_Am_Clockwork: WHERE's Omnath!?
Lord_ZYRK: Where'sthe Arby's boy? Go find the Arby's OhMyDog
Comrademik: he wants a phucking beesechurger
Alas_Babylon: They HAVE, the MEATS, Ben!
BrowneePoints: A Big Beef n Cheddar sounds amazing right now
Mysticman89: Adam comes back wearing an arbies haty
DiscordianTokkan: The Arby's LUST
Walkingharder: Arby's does have the meats.....
MachCaliber: The Arbys is in your heart
sireggsbenedict: GAMERS NEVER LOOK UP
notthepenguins: GIVE an ARBY'S
empyreon: Get them POPPERS with BRONCOBERRY sauce!!
Despoiler98: I only like their curly fries
kaffeetrinken89: You`'re in the Arbies now. -sings-
Dezinkled: Is that the beast inside all along?
aWabbajack: Arrrby's Pirate fast food?
cotillion1850: I just entered the chat I am very confused why is Adam demanding Arbies?
TheJoe743: Get that Jamocha shake
e_bloc: Roast Beef Everyday
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Sir, this isn't an Arby's
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog BARK OhMyDog THE BEEF OhMyDog AWAY OhMyDog
JonnyGlitch: quick, blow up Adam's notifications
BrowneePoints: Arby's was the Beast Inside all along
froggomb: don't believe John Benjamin, Arby's is gross
RoastedGravy: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
eric_christian_berg: I'd go to Arby's more if it had a pirate theme.
DiscordianTokkan: I've been to Abry's like, Twice and it was fine
plummeting_sloth: that sounds like communist code "Is there an ARby's in Mayfair? Does that crow fly at midnight?"
UncannyJimjams: sir... this is Arby's. How can I take your order?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: please, rethink Adam, you don't have to do this
Baldrash: Lies and slander. I like Arby's.
eric_christian_berg: Long John Arby's.
DiscordianTokkan: 500% better than Burger King
seth_erickson: Arby's has the curly fries which are pretty good
BrowneePoints: Arby's is Fine. Beef n Cheddars are good any day of the week
Dezinkled: They have curly fries
RoastedGravy: Their curly fries are delicious.
v_nome: Arby's has a couple good menu items
Zalthia: That’s not a high bar @discordiantokkan
Walkingharder: WOAH! Arbys has it's place and it does it well.
Shirts_: one hand holding a pencil can count pretty high
RoastedGravy: Other than that, fuck Arby’s.
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dancybooch: fuck thanks adam now I know itll be worth visiting. Arbys roast beef sandwiches are a gift from god.. in the midddle of typing this you guys shit on arbys fucking what?
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aWabbajack: cheerwhal100 Let's go to ARRRRRRRBY's
froggomb: BK is a very low bar for quality
cgwonder: curly fries best fries
PipeSmokingOwl: i hid in an arbys in tahrir square while working on my masters when the army tear gassed some protesters a few years back
Despoiler98: The curly fries are good
jujujanie: Arby’s sauce is so good
PipeSmokingOwl: arbys is ok
JonnyGlitch: Hungry Jacks (Buger King) is the best, Bacon Deluxe ftw
AranMathai: The potato cakes are kinda nice.
gawag_: beef
Sheikun07: Shaved meat and Arby's sauce
RoastedGravy: Popeyes is where it’s at.
Despoiler98: ARBYS GET
Dezinkled: nothing else is edible there
plummeting_sloth: they have the meat... sweats
enki1256: Double Beef'n'chedder, Curly Fries, horsey sauce.
BrowneePoints: Roast Beef, Chicken Sandwiches, French Dips, and "pile of meat" sandwiches @LoadingReadyRun
TheZiebs: Do they have Jack in the Box in Canada?
beneckja: thanks a lot
ihopebobsclericdies: arby's is garby
bv310: WARK WARK Arby's
RoastedGravy: I had their french dips.
circusofkirkus: ooh a wire puzzle :P
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Also they have amazing sides like Jalapeno Poppers
RoastedGravy: Their au jus sucks.
JonnyGlitch: throw yourself upon it
aWabbajack: this fence will keep out the T REX
notthepenguins: i loooved arby's once upon a time
RoastedGravy: Tasted like dishwater.
Adamantcheese: why do you need to find a fuse to... turn it off?
BrindleBoar: why the fuck would you need a fuse to turn something OFF
Comrademik: why do you need a fuse to turn it off?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if i were starved and escaped like a trunk of a car or something, and i came across an Arby's, i'd keep going and hope for something else
JonnyGlitch: wait... you need a fuse to turn it off???????
e_bloc: maybe a dingo ate your fuse
Shirts_: calling it now its gonna be in a moose
Sheikun07: This time it will be in a MOOSE
BrindleBoar: this game HONKS
Robot_Bones: arby's has mozzarella sticks
dancybooch: Im glad I could cause the Arbys uprusung. Also if arbys sponsored you it would be a fucking gift. dont talk down to arbys
Lord_ZYRK: Oh good, I made it in time for the stream. How's the game, French Dip and Adam?
froggomb: it is the only place where you can get drive through jalapeno poppers
Kramburger: Ah yes, the sewer level
eric_christian_berg: Minecraft Level! I'm calling it!
plummeting_sloth: they got those deli sandwiches, which are pretty okay for road foad
cgwonder: ah the sewers. the safest place to store your electricals
RoastedGravy: Sonic has the best mozzarella sticks for a fast food joint.
BrowneePoints: The one downside to Arby's is when it's bad, it's REAL bad
DiscordianTokkan: I mean... at least it isn't keys?
Pywodwagon: Maybe they’ll make you like, a cardboard LRR logo
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: This game isn't very good
Mister_BlueSky: AHH the adventure line.
JonnyGlitch: perhaps a Telstra technician
Comrademik: does the dev know hows switches work?
Walkingharder: Arby's is fine. It isn't great but it does certain things fine
bv310: Tip to tail, this is electrician's work
gawag_: video. games
Comrademik: what the fuck y'all
blip2004: I'd say it more like being in IT
gawag_: man, this game is soooooo scary
plummeting_sloth: why does it need so damn much redundant power?
Despoiler98: Arbys has Potato Cakes?!?!?!? WTF? slytqWTF
Seeric: What tone is this game even going for?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the ladder in Legends of Zelda? a key
Kramburger: If all it does is unlock the next part of the game, it's a key
eric_christian_berg: Keyple?
joinedtwitchfordesertbus: Shake up, weeple
silenceaux: pit / pendulum / puzzle
BrowneePoints: Aren't those called States?
Nigouki: but that's the key to gameplay Kappa
circusofkirkus: it's keys all the way down!
Diabore: if you need to do a thing to unlock more game, its a key
OneColdCanuck: Racist confederate zombie? That's a key!
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Bullets are keys you make keyholes with
Keaton__Mask: sheeple? or… KEYple?
Vulfe: You know what I merely wish was aquí? Arby's.
silenceaux: it's okay Ben, chat appreciates you
Rhynerd: I kind of want to show this segement to one of my friends who used to help set up theaters, which included the cabling
RoastedGravy: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
JonnyGlitch: you have a grappling hook???? Just like Scorpion!
plummeting_sloth: toe to tip, that's a key
Dezinkled: I got you Adam
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Oh also Arby's Shakes are THE best and the only place where the amount of shake to price ratio is reasonable
Pharmacistjudge: adam's mom is pretty boss in chat
TheZiebs: Is there Steak n Shakes in Canada?
dancybooch: Stopn shitting on roast beefs you sinners
TheGeekyQuilter: Yesterday’s road quest should have been titled “ Bear Soup”
Walkingharder: Arby's half pound roast beef sandwich is the only thing worth getting. It will make you sick in the best of ways though
DiscordianTokkan: Arby's has shakes?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a blatent lie
v_nome: chicken bacon swiss is pretty good.
Lord_ZYRK: I didn't know they HAD shakes
Baldrash: I've heard good things about Arby's shakes.
OneColdCanuck: I've never seen one
MostCallMe__Tim: Jackndabox > Arbys
Metalupis: they are decent shakes
Angnor33: Arby's shakes are legitimately bad. Do not try them.
Keaton__Mask: i thought the fries and the shakes were the only reasons to go to arby's
captain_wulf: omg todays crapshot had me dying
e_bloc: you guys have five guys?
JonnyGlitch: shakes and fries are a great combo
ihopebobsclericdies: Arby's shakes GIVES me the shakes
Naarius: D:
Earthenone: rip the run
Rhynerd: Are there any other chains that do shakes?
Despoiler98: HERESY
DiscordianTokkan: More nuggies for you, Ben!
JonnyGlitch: divorce time?
jujujanie: I’m so sorry to hear that Ben
Pywodwagon: Your mom is confused because they don’t serve rice a roni at Arby’s
PlusDY: more for you
OneColdCanuck: There's a Five Guys in Ottawa
Lord_ZYRK: Ben, you actually found a woman of taste???
BrowneePoints: @Angnor33 I will cry at you
froggomb: leave her!
j0xer: jamocha shake
adamaylard: why did you need the climber's rope if you have a grappling hook
cotillion1850: I mean I don't like them
Riandisa: Jamocha shakes are so good, but the machine is always down regardless of location
Lord_ZYRK: *YOU*
UncannyJimjams: I mean, it's In n Out shakes as the best so...
arcbound_roomba: People who don't like anything like Mcnuggets
plummeting_sloth: it's how they use up the old roast beef
NightValien28: WOW
Grevas13: i'm with nicole. nuggets suck
BrowneePoints: Tendies are SO much better than Nuggies
JonnyGlitch: but no nuggies for your hunnies?
RoastedGravy: Tendies with friendies.
Dezinkled: nonono
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, aren't tendies actual REAL chicken?
Despoiler98: HAHAH
Kyle_McQ: NGL, not a fan of McD's nuggies
Stripe_dog: They are literally the same thing
Ryenji: LUL
adamaylard: why do you even need ladders if you have a grappling hook?
Angnor33: @BrowneePoints <3 Personal preference, but they come off as almost salty to me.
Kramburger: Wow, she doesn't like reconstituted chicken slurry? Guess Nicole has taste buds then
froggomb: not really though
notthepenguins: tbf mcdonalds chicken nuggets are their own thing; i like them but they definitely dont map to tenders
silenceaux: I mean, there's a different breading ratio
e_bloc: nicole is like "Ben has dumped me for Adam"
jojos_mojo_: nah nuggets are ground chicken ew
Zalthia: Nuggies aren’t real meat
Epiphoney: It’s really not the same.
eric_christian_berg: If this is the worst fight you have, your relationship's pretty good.
Akaiatana: Only Soviets like nuggies
Despoiler98: There's gonna be an Argument when ben gets home :D
Mr_Horrible: I like them both, but I agree with Nicole that tendies =/= nuggies
CrazymattCaptain: McDonalds nuggets have a different batter
mercano82: Tenders are real meat; nuggets are compressed chicken meal.
BrowneePoints: Tendies are actual chicken, Nuggies are mechanically separated chicken mashed back together with fillers @LoadingReadyRun
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...aren't nuggets have breadcrumbs mixed in?
captain_wulf: tendies > nugs
MostCallMe__Tim: McD has tendies to still i think
nicolebarbaraann: @loadingreadyrun the FUCK you saying about me
RoastedGravy: No, that’s yakitori, Adam.
tehfewl: Boneless wings are just nuggets
quietcat: I'm with Nicole on this one lol
RoastedGravy: Chicken on a stick.
TheArchitectX: That's like saying balogna is the same as bacon.
jojos_mojo_: justice for nicole lol
kaffeetrinken89: Feshness is really important for nuggets. If your fastfood shop sucks your nuggies suck.
paciferal: except one is mashed blended meat first
DiscordianTokkan: I'm a fan of both, tbh
e_bloc: lrrWOW
froggomb: nugget is formed chocken goo, tender is one full piece
arkilyd: nuggets are processed meat while tenders are just breaded strands of meat
Sheikun07: Came for the horror game, stayed for nuggie discourse
boristhewizard: No! A tender is a cut of chicken! Nuggies are mystery meat!
notthepenguins: the mcdonalds breading is fairly unique to them
Dezinkled: #TeamNicole
Kramburger: Ben you have the food preferences of a six year old
cgwonder: tendos for your friendos and nuggies for your snuggies?
JonnyGlitch: tendies arn't reclaimed machined meat though? they're breast strips?
BrowneePoints: Tendies are breaded cuts of meat
NightValien28: here we go
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, mcdonalds nuggets aren't quite... idk
BrowneePoints: Nuggies are baaad
e_bloc: tbf mcdonalds nuggets are not real chicken
Pharmacistjudge: I agree with Nicole
gawag_: um actually, the tenderloin is a cut of chicken which tenders are an approximation of
plummeting_sloth: I mash the nuggets together into some sort of large lump and that's Thanksgiving baby
RoastedGravy: McNuggets are fine.
eric_christian_berg: OWN IT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what e_bloc said
Drakas: hello
Mr_Horrible: shit that was our whole argument D:
Kramburger: AND YOU'RE AN ADULT
PharaohBender27: Well, if Ben and Nicole's relationship survives *this*, then they're going to be together for life
Baldrash: Tendies > Nuggies. lrrAWESOME
Kramburger: FUCK BEN
pearofsalamanca: is this some sort of survival horror game
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
NightValien28: kids know how to eat well, kids food are delicious
RoastedGravy: Wendy’s nuggies are better.
pearofsalamanca: or what
Lord_ZYRK: nicolebarbaraann how did Ben trick you into a relationship Kappa
nicolebarbaraann: @loadingreadyrun I dont like puree chicken
Walkingharder: MD's nuggets aren't even good. Nothing there is even worth a damn anymore. There are a bunch more fast food places that have better nuggets or tenders
VoodontWoW: Is this Jerry Springer?
jojos_mojo_: mcnuggets are bad, but they are NOT the same as tendies
e_bloc: I like nuggets, but I can see why you would like tenders are different
Despoiler98: @nicolebarbaraann you and Ben are adorable :D
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eric_christian_berg: Nothing wrong with chicken slurry.
Pal_Friendpatine: Tenders are whole chicken. Nuggets are ground seasoned chicken blend
JonnyGlitch: well Nicole and Heather's opinions are valuable
Mysticman89: II like nuggies but not tendies
pearofsalamanca: !uptime
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Ristow: wait, James said that? *grabs pitchfork*
BrindleBoar: Look, disagreeing with James is just the safe way to be.
RoastedGravy: I like nuggies. Not really McD’s nuggies.
Zalthia: Or maybe. Nuggets are just gross?
Bravely: Guys I think the beast may have been inside us all along
BrowneePoints: Okay, but Tendies are Higher quality, hold Breading better, and hold on to sauces better. Nuggies are their sad cousins @LoadingReadyRun
RoastedGravy: Wendy’s spicy nuggies are the best.
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TheJoe743: If tendies are long nuggies, then pop tarts are breakfast ravioli.
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DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Drakas: so how is every one been going
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SergeYager: Nuggies are fine
notthepenguins: as someone who likes mcnuggets, they're totally different, even versus other fast food brands of nuggets
control_rig: Hahahaha
captain_wulf: turns out it was true false
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @thejoe743
Kramburger: You are an Adult with a job, if you're eating at McDonalds you've made some bad choices that day
DiscordianTokkan: And THERE'S the spicy dipping sauce
quentastic: Thanks for the Haha2020 @thejoe743
paciferal: ACAB
Despoiler98: @SergeYager Right?
better_seasons: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @thejoe743
cotillion1850: Now Serge is here
dancybooch: Nuggies are not even close to as good as a roast beef.
DolGrenn: As someone who eats 90% fast food fried chicken, I can honestly say both McDonald's nuggets and tenders are good. I prefer the tenders, but I'm good with nuggies
Mr_Horrible: WOW
Despoiler98: I love how this arguement has brought the LRR crew into the chat
e_bloc: Ben has now left Nicole for poly-triad with Adam
NightValien28: so she is you
Dog_of_Myth: McDonalds chicken tenders aren't bad
Vulfe: your artifacts stop working when she's around?
PlusDY: wait that sign said FIREWATCH
Mr_Horrible: Powerful gremlin energy
RoastedGravy: You ever want some chicken, get Popeyes. That’s what’s up.
Mr_Horrible: Truly unstoppable
arkilyd: Still waiting for a blind taste test of nuggies with Ben
SydPreviouslyHeadache: holy shit what a winner
BrowneePoints: Adam, you go to a Sports Bar, do you order NUGGIES or TENDIES
gawag_: that's high quality
dancybooch: How much salt does she fucking use?
plummeting_sloth: daw, there was a sign for a better game ther
Mysticman89: best date idea? do crime!
RoastedGravy: I had Popeyes for the first time in years a couple of days ago. It was pretty good.
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun have you ever had the shakers from Arby's? :P
Comrademik: i mean, who hasn't stolen the odd bit of cutlery or tableware?
JonnyGlitch: prepare to hear about Tendiegate for the rest of the month
Lord_ZYRK: It must be true love
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay, is ouphe pronounced like oaf?
froggomb: awww, play all night. entertain me
PharaohBender27: Well, thanks for the stream!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's incredible
e_bloc: holy mol
Zalthia: Good night everyone
Comrademik: i thought it was pronounced like oof?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have I been wrong all this time?
gawag_: I thought it was like OOF
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit. thanks for the stream
eric_christian_berg: Sleepin
eric_christian_berg: Sleepin' on the couch with your nuggies.
JonnyGlitch: that scans
DiscordianTokkan: I love this
control_rig: Waow
Lord_ZYRK: "Nicole I can't get in." "I changed the locks."
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is sleeping on the couch tonight!
Rhynerd: You dug this grave for yourself, Ulmer
Mr_Horrible: Here Ben, look at this beautiful grave you dug for yourself smile emoji
Omthebox: Is this seachats?
Rhynerd: now you must lie in it.
froggomb: TY TY TY
seth_erickson: Thanks for the stream
BrowneePoints: I mean...isn't a tart just Dessert Ravioli
Boi_Ginny: Impeccable logic
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Despoiler98: Perfect
Kramburger: Tarts are open face pies
NimrodXIV: :D
Zalthia: Thanks guys!
Walkingharder: What is the story of this game?
seth_erickson: We get to make fun of it ruthlessly and not feel bad
Shirts_: I'd watch that show
Bladinus: sergeJustRight
Despoiler98: THats a whole UTube thing
Stripe_dog: Play + Watch
Walkingharder: I haven't paid attention to this game at all
SirMorek: Watch and play 2: electric boogaloo
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Kyle_McQ: I very nearly spewed water all over both my computers, thanks for the laughs
Omthebox: Watch & Play: Extended Edition.
j0xer: watch and play late edition
Erudite_Cynic: Nicole not liking nuggies let me check the "Literal Devil" box in the bingo
Kramburger: TBF a lot of AAA horror games suck
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks guys
BrowneePoints: Play & Watch
PlusDY: ohhhh the beast inside was communism
PlusDY: i understand now
Kramburger: Hi heather
eric_christian_berg: @Erudite_Cynic Ha!
Stripe_dog: Can't wait for the YouTube vod you cut of at Ben stumbling
Zalthia: Night all!
bv310: Has he raced forklifts yet?
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @Zalthia ! katesWave
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shunmue, it's not as good as Yakuza
orbitaltuna: port apparel?
Comrademik: uhh adam
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
Diabore: port of peril? more like port-a-potty
Omthebox: False. I watch Seabats.
Comrademik: you ok there bud?
Mr_Horrible: HA HA HA HA HA
Kramburger: Real Movies
Comrademik: getting deep in that ring?
Bladinus: HA HA HA HA HA
Shirts_: Wait is ben gonna be there for the port book?
Earthenone: blitz?
orbitaltuna: blitz?
bv310: That laughing scene is coming and I can't wait
seth_erickson: Wakka throws a Blitzball at enemies it's great
froggomb: 9 is better
Diabore: @Shirts_ no, ben will be in philly for pax
Comrademik: hey
Comrademik: games aren'
Mr_Horrible: can confirm, was child
Comrademik: t just for kids
cgwonder: checkmate adults
Vyous: Beast Inside, def a childs game
j0xer: even rated M games are for children
circusofkirkus: too many
cgwonder: byeeee
EvilBadman: YeH, like Jordan
Despoiler98: Im an atheist and HOW DARE
Kramburger: Ben, eating nuggets and playing kids games QED
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
Shirts_: oh ok thanks that confused me
Erudite_Cynic: I feel calle dout
Omthebox: I'm getting mixed signals.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Erudite_Cynic: again
JonnyGlitch: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Boi_Ginny: Nite nite everybody!
Despoiler98: Adam with those clear.....signals...
froggomb: TY LRR peoples
bv310: No other people all weekend? Time for another 8 hour Persona 5 stream!
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
Baldrash: Wow, that was a heck of a stream.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM_SG lrrSPOOP_SG vileolHeck katesThank vileolGood