ContingentCat: !findquote shocked
LRRbot: Quote #4155: "One day I'll have my pelvis replaced with a dual-shock" —Ian [2017-04-16]
AgentMagicMaster: Ian wut
TXC2: everything is an unfortunate side effect of the human condition
Metric_Furlong: that is a very Ian quote
historyman_admu: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (4m ago).
TXC2: please that is positively cogent by Ian standards
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! :-)
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
chaostreader: A good Ian quote is quote 6128
ContingentCat: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 those last three words are doing a lot of lifting
Metric_Furlong: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #5494: "My brain works!" —Ian [2018-11-09]
kassy_13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (8m ago).
kassy_13: i made it
chi7891: !next
kassy_13: you keep telling me not to be surprised but i am every time
TheMerricat: Really wish there was a method of sharing Steam Coupons that was as easy as codefall is.
Statist42: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (9m ago).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for the Orbitz.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
red_shoes_jeff: !findqoute violence
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote violence
LRRbot: Quote #1987: "Unwarranted violence? That man stole a wallet!" —Graham [2016-02-10]
BlightningHelix: !next
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TheWarbo: so just came over from W+P vod, CheckPoint just doing the usual "often not right at 1"?
Vyous: @TheWarbo yeah, they are running late
TXC2: Paul said it be a bit late, it's just him and Graham
ContingentCat: yup, the tradition is being upheld
chi7891: What are the LRR holiday emotes?
Foxmar320: Quality takes time ;)
TheWarbo: cool
AgentMagicMaster: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3032: "Now I smell like a hospital." —Ian [2016-07-23]
TheWarbo: that W+P was...sure a thing
noSmokeFire: lrrEFF is good for all holidays
TheWarbo: I am glad that garboday is back
TXC2: the hoilday emote is lrrCIRCLE
noSmokeFire: lrrHAM is good for many holidays
Earthenone: ecstasy to the orb
TXC2: because it's Ecstasy for the orb
TheWarbo: mmm, lrrHAM
Foxmar320: I could go for lrrHAM right now
TheWarbo: But for the full lrrHAM experience, I need to hire some violinists.
noSmokeFire: PrideGive lrrCIRCLE praise orb
TheWarbo: Also wait did the mod icon change?
TheWarbo: I do not like this.
TXC2: TheWarbo I know right?
Vyous: Oh yeah, it's a very bright shade of green.
ContingentCat: the mod icon changed?
Earthenone: i still see a white sword on a verdant field
TXC2: Title change!
Metric_Furlong: !panic
Foxmar320: Mod icon looks the same for me?
TheWarbo: Did you see the thing where apparently if you want to get "old dashboard" back you have to Konami code?
TXC2: it looks more...chibi I guess?
masta2505: !next
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Metric_Furlong: and brighter
TheWarbo: Like...look at this. Why would you do this?
TheWarbo: yeah I think the sword is a different shape, but mostly I hate the new color.
TheWarbo: it grabs at my attention too much when I just want to read chat
TheMerricat: The green is brighter, that's all I can see. but I'm in dark mode.....
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
masta2505: A LIFESIGN!
Foxmar320: TheWarbo I hate the new dashboard so much
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrPAUL lrrGRAHAM lrrSIGNAL
masta2505: I already feared that Trump bombed Canada after yesterdays news
TXC2: time for GPCP: Graham and Paul Check Points
chi7891: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWarbo: Foxmar320 well then, aren't you glad that they added some ways to make it better THAT YOU ACCESS WITH THE KONAMI CODE
TXC2: masta2505 please no
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Foxmar320: TheWarbo lrrFRUMP
PinkfloydYES: hello checkpoint
Brozard: Wooo time for the news
Graham_LRR: Warbo, what?
accountmadeforants: Corn pact! seabatTROG
DoodlestheGreat: Time for the pointe of the cheques! ariW
Tomasu82: wow it's been a while since I got a twitch notification on time :o
TXC2: hello PinkfloydYES welcome
ContingentCat: bs
togashinaruta: You can use the Konami code on checkpoint?
ritchards: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @mikesmith916
Fruan: Chunk Punk!
Graham_LRR: Wow I’m so mad.
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat tell us what you really feel. :-P
Phosphatide: gaming news while i play pokemon, fantastic
Foxmar320: Graham_LRR same here :(
lirazel64: Czech Poink!
PinkfloydYES: aww I am loved thanks @txc2 how is it going
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Foxmar320: Chair has amazing things to say
drcanonball: uwu whats this
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TXC2: Hello Graham and Paul and CHAIR!
Sanaj: Thanks for the HahaSleep @ricin
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Wrexadecimal: the konami code. :P
Phosphatide: lrrBEEJ lrrSPOOP
jadedcynic: thank goodness for the delay; it means I haven't missed anything ;)
Sanaj: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @statist42
TStodden waiting for the Beejdrop to occur...
kassy_13: HahaGoose
red_shoes_jeff: Hi, Paul! Hi, Gra lrrHAM Hi, Chair!
MolaMolaphant: wait, what magic handshake is this?
offbeatwitch: thanks twitch
mew4ever23: You're welcome, folks
accountmadeforants: That tells me they're gonna remove those options altogether soon.
TheWarbo: You're welcome. (Also thank mtgnerdgirl! I only know because she posted it on her discord)
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer500
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Diabore: @TStodden (beej is on his way to pax unplugged)
DoodlestheGreat: Twitch has a horrible record of making their control systems transparent to their broadcasters.
Foxmar320: Now you can access the sound settings Kappa
ritchards: now you can change the volume!
acuilador: Is this a twitch konami code for content makers, or are there chat uses as well?
Foxmar320: HA! High five Graham
jadedcynic: "now your gun will fire more than one bullet"
PinkfloydYES: @txc2 I'm pretty good I'm gonna watch this then go watch serge
TStodden: Just makes the Beejdrop more epic. lrrBEEJ
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masta2505: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @red_shoes_jeff.
Metric_Furlong: "UX design is my passion"
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RWD130: thats a couple of months
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FlyboyZeb: Does anyone know what Graham's lapel pin is?
monkeyrama: Secrets NotLikeThis
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cuttlefishman: Fun-ctionality
Aurelius101: What is up, party people, in the place to be!
AzureShok: Cow level was diablo
BlightningHelix: I'm sorry, what is the konami code doing?
Foxmar320: Yeah same thing basically
cuttlefishman: if I may
TXC2: Cows = T-rexs go it
togashinaruta: I’m guessing that means that someone programmed that for their own use and wasn’t approved to release it
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Daken1993: uhm
Metric_Furlong: FlyboyZeb it's the Secret Pipesmen symbol
ContingentCat: yes of course that thing we all know
jadedcynic: Jurrasic Moo
TXC2: hello Aurelius101 welcome
Foxmar320: I already see cows all the time
Brozard: Only real gamers get good settings
mew4ever23: So the dinosaurs turned into what they eat then?
FlyboyZeb: Thanks!
togashinaruta: Or is still in validation
tenthtechpriest: cows? THEY DO MOVE IN HERDS
Foxmar320: Florida smells like cows
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DarkNacht: You just invented the petting zoo
accountmadeforants: We have islands full of cows here, are you saying we should turn them into theme parks?
red_shoes_jeff: "They moo in herds... They DO moo in herds!"
PinkfloydYES: I got in to magic recently and now I'm thinking about being a judge I've learned a lot about the game and think I can pass the test maybe
lirazel64: Big moo, there.
Brozard: @foxmar320 Does it?
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DiscordianTokkan: To the theme of Jurassic Park: Moo moo Mooo mooo Moo
Phosphatide: lrrCOW
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acuilador: Dennis Nedry vs the Madagascar Hissing Cow.
Aurelius101: I'm trying to make that Jeff Goldblum quote work with cows and I can't quite figure it out.
Foxmar320: Brozard so many cows
NightValien28: no
jadedcynic: Iowa smells like what cows.... "leave behind"
TheMerricat: did beej die from his W+P head wound? :-)
kassy_13: solo g checkpoint?
Reecer6: I've been doing that for years? Is that new on iOS?
Brozard: @foxmar320 Where in Florida? Not WPB for sure
TheOtherTrevor: 5+ years behind android?
Tithegha: i love swipe typing
Wrexadecimal: Swyping? Kappa
ritchards: Beej at Unplugged
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Foxmar320: Brozard north central, its all cows
Akaiatana: As a one handed person, I don't like swipe typing
CrazyZonie: Hi Guys! Did I miss the taping?
accountmadeforants: Swipe typing has been an option for years, but I never really liked it.
SkipIives: So are you just going to pretend that Kathleen is there?
TXC2: hello CrazyZonie nope we've not started yet
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, but enjoy all your android OS vulns. If we're startig a platform war Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: "McDonald's! MCDONALD'S! WE GOT MCDONALD'S OVER HERE! ... See? Nobody cares."
Tithegha: except my 4 year old lives making the blue line appear while I'm using it
TheOtherTrevor: Fair enough
jadedcynic: G* is making up for lost Checkpoints when he was in the Road Quest editing mines
CrazyZonie: Thanks @TXC2 I can never tell these days.
MolaMolaphant: swyping?
Brozard: @foxmar320 Ah, that’s fair, I guess. “The more North you go, the more South you get,” as they say.
tsialikamala: On Android, swipe typing used to suck for multilinguals
Metric_Furlong: please can we not start a platform war, chat
DiscordianTokkan: Swipe or Swipe not, there is no try
Foxmar320: Brozard yeah thats very true
SkipIives: Cool!
KeirenH: swype with a y is the android one IIRC
TXC2: !start
kassy_13: bye g
Brozard: @foxmar320 I’ll be in Maitland this weekend, I’ll check for the country perfume
Foxmar320: Goodbye forever G :(
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
CrazyZonie: It feels so odd not seeing Beej there.
ajthesatyr: Graham killed us all
kassy_13: prompter is a good idea
cuttlefishman: And we never saw Chat again
accountmadeforants: So this is the shadow realm, then.
accountmadeforants: Neat.
TXC2: now you're mine chat! lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DarkNacht: lrrCIRCLE_SG
ani_laurel: same Paul
TXC2: Graham can't help you now!
Diabore: phones get bigger pockets get smaller
PinkfloydYES: we live in the meditation realm with nicol bolas now
CrazyZonie mindless does anything @TXC2 Tells chat to do
ani_laurel: I have tiny hands
monkeyrama: A super tall phone LUL
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 but I don't know anything about mines
RavingPenguin: The iSword
AzureShok: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Foxmar320: I have large hands and need the big phone
hajnal_endot: you can read comics on your phone now tho
wench_tacular: small is best
Decaped: long phone is watching you pee.
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mericlese: Boom!
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cuttlefishman: @TXC2 are we trapped here with you... or you with us?
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ritchards: until we get proper eyePhones
hajnal_endot: it's so cool
Phosphatide: buy the new razr OpieOP
Wrexadecimal: I enjoy my iPhone SE form factor
Laurence72: JUST IN TIME! Wooooo!
TXC2: cuttlefishman oddly both :P
accountmadeforants: People laughed at me when I got the Galaxy Note, look who's laughing now!
KeirenH: where is all the people
DarkNacht: lrrCIRCLE_SG
Akaiatana: Your editor is a where-heather friend?
CrazyZonie: Are Heather and Beej playing hookie?
ContingentCat: wow G does [almost] the whole Checkpoint
Seagulyus: oh wait
aitsu100: Graham point featuring Paul
Seagulyus: checkpoint was moved to thursday months ago wasn't it?
Roughly21Smurfs: Where is everyone? :p
Ignisdragon: Graham notice me senpai
ajthesatyr: GPLP taking on a weird new format
Seagulyus: I've not been around before 6PM lately D:
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
salt523: Stark-point
tenthtechpriest: is alex in the moonbase?
DarkNacht: Put LRRAlex in checkpoint?
jadedcynic: Y'all nagged enough; NOW you got it! :P
TXC2: Half Life Alyx or HlAlyx
Phosphatide: got there
monkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: !store
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accountmadeforants: Pax-pox without the IV drip.
red_shoes_jeff: You're NOT!?
ritchards: Penelope is watching and is sad ;)
asddsa28: wowwww
NightValien28: awful deal
NimrodXIV: wooooow
TXC2: so $1000 each? wooo ?
jadedcynic: (for those in chat that don't know: "Pax Unplugged" is to "Pax" as "AFK" is to other LRR Streams)
tenthtechpriest: wow it's nothing
Ignisdragon: thats fucked up riot
asddsa28: dam
aerobeing: Well, that explains some of the time discrepancies.
Foxmar320: Thats it?
ContingentCat: dang
accountmadeforants: TXC2 And only the women who are still working there
CrazyZonie: Well, I think I'm older than most of LRR staff, so it would feel very weird if Graham were my dad.
mew4ever23: Still not good
Foxmar320: Do over
Metric_Furlong: !pave
Despoiler98: hahahaha
Despoiler98: DO OVER
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
Man_on_horse: lol
ritchards: got the stinger
officedge: *Banter noises*
Alchemistmerlin: Co-Ghost
jadedcynic: class actions tend to come out small per capita in the end
NimrodXIV: chair is a good cohost
FarleyF: we're doing it lkive
noSmokeFire: beej's force ghost
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSCOOP
tenthtechpriest: remember to fix that editing g
Laurence72: Stinger GET
Seagulyus: no graham you punched the co-host D:
CrazyZonie: "First time, every time!"
FarleyF: live
monkeyrama: Beej NotLikeThis
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP is distracting
Despoiler98: #blamebeej
Ignisdragon: BEEJ
Man_on_horse: benginTry benginTry
delta__vee: lrrBEEJ lrrSPOOP
SchalaKitty: Beej's power is too great, even when not here
NonUniqueGuy: I think I heard this before.
TXC2: $5000 would still be a fucking insult
Laserbeaks_Fury: Man, the video editor is going to be so cheesed at you
TStodden might be regretting his stock in Tencent...
PinkfloydYES: #blamebeej
Phosphatide: lrrGRAHAM lrrSPOOP
Seagulyus: TXC2 it went through arbitration so...thats sadly expected
Foxmar320: :(
asddsa28: can we put them in prison instead
noblevegas: TXC2, agreed
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NightValien28: how much does riot make a year?
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NightValien28: oh that much
Angnor33: Thanks for the HahaSweat @rustenskurk
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES that's rough
NightValien28: yeah fuck that deal
TheMerricat: @TXC2 consider this, they'd rather pay this out than actually fire the A-Holes who created the culture that caused the problem itself.
NimrodXIV: lrrEFF lrrEFF
sing_o_muse: Thanks for the HahaPresent @red_shoes_jeff
Anaerin: "If we take a couple of Zeroes away" then Riot would not have any upper management anymore.
rustenskurk: I don't know how this emote thing works
Wrexadecimal: womp womp
Foxmar320: I heard about this. People can leave likes on your stuff you leave
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 That $5K is far better than most class action lawsuit. Most settlements barely cover the legal costs and everyone gets $0.50.
Reecer6: Wow, that's like, anti-strand, man.
TXC2: TheMerricat yeah it sucks all around
NightValien28: online is a mistake
e_bloc: this has happened to me a few times in the last week
Foxmar320: lol
ContingentCat: or both
Anaerin: Fulton the truck.
Laurence72: lol
Despoiler98: FUck that truck!
urbanvagabond: I honestly hated death stranding
tenthtechpriest: fuck it with nanomachines?
Drasvin: Or f it with nanomachines?
aerobeing: My bet is a FULTON extraction.
Decaped: Death Stranding online was the best part of it.
TheMerricat: @rustenskurk essentially it's a lotto, whenever you give enough bits or sub/gift sub, someone gets more emotes.
noSmokeFire: I hope when Heather edits this she mirrors Graham every other story
Wrexadecimal: @aerobeing yessss
Questhere: oh no, mah numbers!
accountmadeforants: Are you even gaming if numbers don't go up?
kassy_13: @noSmokeFire graham's editing it ;)
mew4ever23: Oh damn
NightValien28: this garbage still alive?
jadedcynic: @asddsa28 so? Imprison the whole Board of Directors, and all that happens is The Company appoints new directors to fill that board. Isn't being a 'legal person' but with fewer consquences GREAT? #EatTheCorporations
noSmokeFire: @kassy_13 that makes more sense
TXC2: this game still exists?
Despoiler98: What level you at Bro
urbanvagabond: just cuz you guys still don't play it does it mean it doesn't exist
Foxmar320: My Destiny 2 character is 977 so yeah top that Apex
Brozard: Oh snap
jadedcynic: Do you even grind, Bro?
mtvcdm: I imagine all these stories as Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things.
Diabore: @Foxmar320 dont tempt them
NimrodXIV: oof
APODionysus: Noooo
monkeyrama: GDI, whyyy
NightValien28: I would rather have valley of gods than half life
ContingentCat: sigh
Lord_Hosk: I live on the internet, everything is objectively the best or the worst and there is no nuance.
Brozard: @nightvalien28 Same
Foxmar320: The bad place lol
Wrexadecimal: LUL
noSmokeFire: the comments are The Bad Place
RassilonDND: crud checkpoint went up on time?!
kamelion84: katesLol
tenthtechpriest: we're in the kind of ok place to the side of the video!
PinkfloydYES: lol were the bad place
APODionysus: Firewatch is one of my favorite games of the last few years
Despoiler98: Dont Kinkshame
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:25.
ajthesatyr: lol
ani_laurel: that was a great ending
mtvcdm: Paul helped!
Diabore: too real
CrazyZonie: Graham, we like the snark. We just feel right to be snarky back!
noblevegas: LUL
Feltic: !paulHelp
ajthesatyr: That was fantastic
Perchipy: Hi morgan
Ashen_Prime: "The Bad Place under the video" is the best way the comments have ever been described.
Foxmar320: The darkness under the video
BodaciousNia: lol.. paul help
NimrodXIV: I disagree, that was funny
TheMerricat: Graham calling out the YT commentors.... wow.
ArcOfTheConclave: We don't talk about the Bad Place
tfueisdaking: so spannend
ExachixKitsune: "Help me be funny paul!" *Paul cuts away*
Reecer6: I'm so sad about Campo Santo. I don't even think I planned on buying their games, I just want them to exist.
tfueisdaking: LUL LUL
Phosphatide: are we the baddies
Despoiler98: hahahahaha
Nigouki: eh, if people want real violence they go to liveleak, not youtube
Wrexadecimal: perfect
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
monkeyrama: Oh myyy
Despoiler98: Dont hit paul
kassy_13: lol
CrazyZonie: Hahahaha...
Wolfstrike_NL: :)
accountmadeforants: Good thing we're on the side, eh?
cuttlefishman: Don't hit paul
BodaciousNia: scripted.. pfft
CrazyZonie: Today I learned: Violence doesn't count if you write it down first.
NightValien28: hit him first paul, that would be unscripted
Brozard: protec Paul
ContingentCat: oh youtube, always getting things wrong
jadedcynic: So VALVe is doing what EA and Blizztervision & Gearbox and everyone else (and before them but outside the 'gaming' subset MicroSoft) do all the time
TXC2: it's only scripted if the VST wrote it Kappa
rustenskurk: Ha! Punchline!
Feltic: Ha, Punchline
Lord_Hosk: The punchline is a literal. punch line.
Nigouki: lol
Wrexadecimal: But wrestling is real Kappa
aerobeing: "it's for a bit"
noSmokeFire: but wrestling is real, Graham!
lirazel64: So, I legit laughed at least 5 times during this.
ViralStitch: I will _eternally_ be here for the "your media shouldn't be your personality take".
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wrestling is scripted?!?!
Wrexadecimal: @noSmokeFire nice hivemind bro
ricin: standing ovation for not defining yourself by things you like. people pls
noSmokeFire: eyyy
control_rig: Wrestling is SCRIPTED?!
Despoiler98: but thats scripted violence
Anaerin: It's only violence if it's written in the ring area of France, otherwise it's just sparling assault.
ContingentCat: whaaaat wrestling is scripted lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: i think they gotta keep demonitizing it for kayfabe
APODionysus: Didn’t Campo Santo have that... Egyptian setting game pretty far along? Is that just... gone now?
jadedcynic: 5/5 laffs
e_bloc: I only had 4 laughs :(
kumatsu: Humor Achieved
mew4ever23: Well, you never know with the algorithm
monkeyrama: The system works \ seabatTROG /
BodaciousNia: giggles and smirks abound
delta__vee: wait, so youtube has an algorithm that can tell us if wrestling is real?
APODionysus: I was super hyped for that
DarkNacht: What wrestling is Beej?
rustenskurk: Oh geez, here I am pulling down the lol average.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun YouTube is still on a demonitization rampage. No worries, One strawman out of the bag leaves plenty of room for them to find more.
offbeatwitch: GREAT SUCCESS!
KeirenH: it could just be that some advertisers don't want to be associated with wrestling?
PinkfloydYES: 5/5 lafies
kassy_13: in one in one! lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: I would have had more laughs but I missed most of the last story due to IRL
Brozard: I want to make a Max Landis joke, but it wouldn’t be funny
Kykiwi: hooold hoooold
tenthtechpriest: F
ContingentCat: aka gone forever
orimazer: thanks valve!
TXC2: just like Starcraft Ghost Kappa
PinkfloydYES: f
accountmadeforants: Haha, Valve.
CadmusNix42: it's always a dangerous game tuning into a LRR stream while in a library
LbxAni: someone got banned for posting comments on YT videos that pushed people to non Google websites
salt523: literal punchline and the division 2 home being a game joke and potentially a sports standing reference are *chef's kiss*
kassy_13: lrrGRAHAM_SG
noSmokeFire: Graham, when you edit this I hope you swap yourself to the "right" chair every other story
APODionysus: I’m so mad
jadedcynic: VAVLe spreads its 'ennui' through to OTHER pet projects :P
raven534: Indefinite Hold is my new DnD spell
Lord_Hosk: Wrestlings outcomes are scripted, the big bumps are often scripted, the steps between are often improv.
Anaerin: YouTube Rewind just went up, apparently.
APODionysus: I was super psyched for Valley
kumatsu: I should go back and find that "Here's the tentative plot for Half-Life 3 genderbent cuz the statute of limitations on me posting it is up"
her0captain: More graham Vlogs?
BodaciousNia: mad at youtube? Noooooo.. who ever would be mad at YouTube :P
Juliamon: Oh boy yeah, that COPPA mess
lirazel64: *pours tea, passes gingersnaps*
Foxmar320: Wow :(
TheMerricat: @Anaerin they still do that? I would have thought they gave up on that when half their headliners ended up generating bad publicity for them.
monkeyrama: That's wild
DarthRages: so was the screen cap use of South parks WoW episode meant to mean something other than just we needed a WoW pic? curious
ContingentCat: wat
Brozard: Speaking of “data on children,” don’t go to the new Toys R Us in the US
Kykiwi: wat
KeirenH: wat
TheJoe743: wut?
APODionysus: Wat
TehAmelie: heyw asn't there a planet in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where they died because the entire workforce was making hats? that's sort of what's happening at Valve
control_rig: They have to pretend that they don't know
Foxmar320: I wonder if I have to do anything since my channel is just stream replays?
mew4ever23: And the potential fine for getting it wrong is terrifyingly large. $40000 US
Wrexadecimal: @Brozard ah right, it's more or less just a marketplace now and all done through target
TheMerricat: Minors
aerobeing: It's every human.
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DarkNacht: Is Desert Bus for children?
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golgomett: all under 13
Anaerin: Children: Small versions of adults.
Invitare: most of Adam's chat is Children seabatBRAIN
Kykiwi: i think childern is for coppa is 13 i think
tenthtechpriest: what about manchildren like me?
DarthRages: lol that works
Wrexadecimal: smoldults Kappa
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Children is anyone who ACTS like they're under 13. That includes a lot of grownups
PinkfloydYES: 13 or younger for Coppa
hajnal_endot: they probably won't do much with it tho, because the agency doing it doesn't have that much in terms of resources
raven534: Children: most people
Tehbeard: @DarkNacht everything except Zeta shift?
Drasvin: Yeah, Coppa prohibits collecting data on 13 and under
OmnipotentTrevor: and what does "a significant percent of your viewers" mean?
ThorSokar: Graham, I hear ya, I had to read all that non-specific crap for the DB channel
DoodlestheGreat: My response is the same as always: This is why I have AdBlock on everything Google.
delta__vee: and what about outside the US?
e_bloc: miners. they must retrieve ore from the earth
acuilador: I mean, the bigger issue is that they added yet another crappy, overbearing algorythm that goes above and beyond the court requirements and will of course incorrectly flag stuff and be terrible.
Kykiwi: YOU dod say fuck alot
accountmadeforants: All of Twitch chat, at least. BabyRage
Brozard: @wrexadecimal They’re also tracking child engagement in the physical stores to sell as marketing data IIRC
Alchemistmerlin: Start every video by playing that tone that can't be heard by people over 25 for 60 seconds
jadedcynic: a lot of legal restrictions on the internet is based on "13+"
TheMerricat: "COPPA imposes certain requirements on operators of websites or online services directed to children under 13 years of age, and on operators of other websites or online services that have actual knowledge that they are collecting personal information online from a child under 13 years of age." -
Driosenth: Not even the Geliteens crapshot?
ContingentCat: what about desert bus?
Anaerin: Just make sure there's at least 3 swears in everything you do, then it can't be rated PG-13
kassy_13: you've got a separate youtube channel for that too anyway
noSmokeFire: the delightful paper lootboxes are Not For Kids
Earthenone: childrens cardgames, not for kids
hajnal_endot: like, they can't afford to target everyone technically in violation, they're going to pick their battles
Foxmar320: Also all the swears
monkeyrama: LUL
Wrexadecimal: @Brozard ahhh. Yeah, that's a bit creepy
NightValien28: children will bypass that
DigitalSeahorse: :P
ViralStitch: Thanks paul
ritchards: not for cardiac people
e_bloc: this content is for BABIES
Dared00: what's up, you cool babies
Diabore: so adults and adam
aerobeing: Also for adult babies.
Lord_Hosk: Children is anyone under 13 for Coppa which is a violation of Youtubes policy since people under 13 cant watch youtube unless a parent is allowing it on their account which is a loophole so big
cuttlefishman: Loading Ready Run "It's like porn, but better"
cuttlefishman: right
orimazer: oh god im gunna age out
KeirenH: aren't you not allowed to make a youtube account under 13?
kassy_13: whoops i'm too old ;)
kilkomir: I watch RoadQuest with my 9 year old son
Earthenone: "core gamers"
MikeSmith916: you need to drop 13% more swears just to be safe.
RebekahWSD: I feel old and extra adulty now!
Wolfstrike_NL: Now I feel old with my 28
orimazer: oh im good
NightValien28: welp too old, take me to the house
DoodlestheGreat: I'm 56.
Lord_Hosk: IM OLD
Laserbeaks_Fury: And YouTube drops back and passes the buck down the field....and it's complete!
ViralStitch: Hey that's me
Dared00: on Twitch it's 45-59 Kappa
Scar_Red_Tiger: sorry Dana Fischer
OneColdCanuck: 46
spacebattery: I'm an 18-24
Nosser2: nooooooo, I'm outside the key demographic
kais58: huh, I started watching you below that and am now above...
kassy_13: oh i'm in the #2
ajthesatyr: I is old goat
accountmadeforants: Tag yourself, I'm 24-34.
Foxmar320: Im not in any of those groups
DarkNacht: I'm 35 do I not count?
wench_tacular: aw, I don't feature in those brackets
Jadenim: 38
Brozard: Mmm, just shoot my behind a shed
TheMerricat: I don't count, I'm too old. :-P
kilkomir: 42 here
APODionysus: I was old when the world was young
Foxmar320: Im old
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't know youtube knew my age :O
Tregelen: getting those aew demos
tsialikamala: Apparently Checkpoint is only watched by old people xD
Anaerin: KeirenH Correct. But, fun fact, you can watch YouTube without an account.
jadedcynic: yay! I'm statistically insignificant! (47)
TXC2: Christ I feel old at 30 :P
CrazyZonie: Gees... I'm not in their top three demographics. I'm in my "late fourties" Sigh!
NonUniqueGuy: Seems I'm an old person now. Thanks youtube
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Tithegha: i would've guessed way older
RebekahWSD: Husband is 49 and loves watching LRR stuff
StageMgrRob: I’m in the 45 and up group.
Metric_Furlong: chat, you don't have to doxx yourselves :p
ContingentCat: so, how do they expect you to know?
TheMerricat: @TXC2 youngling. :-P
kassy_13: you and me both @TXC2
Kykiwi: the big problem was the target advertives for childern
Driosenth: Is it allowed to know how many are NOT children?
Rockario: They're not allowed to know, that doesn't mean rhey don't
PinkfloydYES: I'm just a young baby at 21
TXC2: YT thinks I'm a year older then I am :p
MinniChii: I may let my 2 - 10yo children watch this.....
Brozard: YouTube “isn’t ‘allowed’ to ‘know this’”
jadedcynic: Google never should have taken "Don't Be Evil" OFF their mission statement/vision statement/whatever
monkeyrama: That's wonky af
hivefleetdarknell: im too old to be counted
TehAmelie: let's make a rule that says 14 year olds and younger aren't allowed on the internet without adult supervision
CrazyZonie: @jadedcynic Does this mean we need to get together with our canes and walkers waiving angerily?
DigitalSeahorse: youtube is theonl45SPANK elfunkCat
KeirenH: @Anaerin yes, but if they track age by account's listed age, then nobody is kids.
Brozard: Something something forgiveness only if you’re caught
Despoiler98: This SUCKS
ThorSokar: I have a screenshot from old channel stats somewhere G: kids were the #2
BodaciousNia: yelling is highly cathartic
Scar_Red_Tiger: yelling with each other
Despoiler98: Yeah is KNOW
Anaerin: I mean, it's basic math: "You've had x views, and y of those views were from adults. Solve for z"
MinniChii: "passionate". not angry
rustenskurk: We're seeing the inner working of LRR management here
SajuukSjet: Primal Scream Therapy
Tiber727: @jadedcynic They were evil long before then, they just had better publicity.
DigitalSeahorse: process of elimination
jadedcynic: @CrazyZonie why bother? we're statistically insignificant remember?
Kazman20a: No, they want it to be but it is clearly theirs
Foxmar320: Yeppppp
Invitare: it occurs to me that if it's wrong to gather information on kids it should probably be wrong to gather information on anyone?
LbxAni: but kids can't have accounts right, unless they're lying
ContingentCat: yupp
aerobeing: "I'm gonna need all of your data in order to ensure that I don't have any of your data"
wench_tacular: the dumb ones
ani_laurel: I've been over 18 since I was 12
mew4ever23: Which nobody actually uses
Foxmar320: I know I did that anytime something asked for my age when I was under 18
Akaiatana: Question for G&P, is the goal for reduced swearing on FNPF etc for family/kid watching stuff?
ThorSokar: yea, but that didn't use to be a thing, and everyone just lied
Alchemistmerlin: It's almost like the goverment mandating that websites should do the job of parents is bad.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun youtube kids was aimed at 10 and under.
ritchards: so this is like no under 13s on Facebook?
acuilador: They are court required to have a opt in or out function for targeted ads/users, which they could do without bothering content creators,
Brozard: I put my birthday as the Unix epoch
Jadenim: Aren’t we into uncertainty principle here?
accountmadeforants: Everyone's born in 19uhhh-afewdecadesago
Lord_Hosk: Youtube kids is a nightmare of self promotion T-shirt sales
TXC2: LbxAni lying? on the internet? the devil you say Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: When something used to ask me my age I would put it at like.. January 1st, 1956 or something.
PinkfloydYES: I've been 21 for the past 14 years
tenthtechpriest: youtube has a kids portal?
LbxAni: are the kids ones just sub accounts of their parents, so they have to know that it's a kid to not show them bad stuff, so they're tracking
aerobeing: I feel like the easier option would be to make the "targeted ads" opt-in instead of opt-out.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They don't even care what the kids are watching, they're just afraid of getting caught targeting ads
jadedcynic: isn't Late-Stage Capitalism GREAT where The Corporation screws up, but the END USERS are 'responsible' for fixing it?
Brozard: Put me as 25 during lubertyy
Brozard: *puberty
CrazyZonie: @jadedcynic I refuse to be insignificant. (Funny thing is, as a GenXer, I realized that our generation was largely ignored and passed over by Boomers and Millenials
mtvcdm: Any actual child knows that you say you're over 18 or else the Internet won't show you the stuff you want.
ContingentCat: "[YouTube] doesn't really know what the problem or the solution is" can be applied to a lot of things
TheMerricat: @tenthtechpriest
spacebattery: Pride100 Pride100 Home from work in time for Checkpoint. Here, have some bits!
NonUniqueGuy: You can be family friendly without being focused on kids
Earthenone: i feel like i turned 18 on my 10th birthday
accountmadeforants: The Algorithm(tm)
Scar_Red_Tiger: advertiser friendly
ThorSokar: fun fact: they're fine with Penn dropping an F-bomb in an interview oddly
AgentMagicMaster: WofC have anything to do with it?
lirazel64: As an actual old person, I feel this whole discussion has a limited shelf life...
Akaiatana: Interesting. Thanks!
AgentMagicMaster: with the fewer swears?
LbxAni: even though they put out a video that swearing is ok, they still demonetize
Laserbeaks_Fury: So when Adam opens up with "Hey, fuckers..."
DarkNacht: End every video with an f bomb
Lord_Hosk: Youtube knows what the problem and the solution is ContingentCat they just dont want to solve it because not solving it is their profit margin
Brozard: Gotta get them engaged before dropping s-bombs
DigitalSeahorse: lrrEFF
monkeyrama: LUL
kumatsu: I'm actually extremely pumped for the Warcraft level squish, game's needed it for forever
TheJoe743: Save the one f bomb for the last half of the vod
Diabore: @ThorSokar were they fine with teller doing it too?
drcanonball: You start with a proper swear storm as not to get slotted as a childrens video
Anaerin: So just end-load with all the swears, so you keep monetization but can still warrant greater than a PG-13 rating?
CrazyZonie: @Laserbeaks_Fury But Adam can get away with it, because he sometimes looks like a 12 year old.
ThorSokar: I can go check Diabore
NightValien28: if I am not wrong riot, much like blizzard, doesn't not pay taxes
KeirenH: they only way to figure out they are kids, is by tracking them and seeing when their targetted ad tracking algorithms figure out they are into "kid stuff"? this whole concept seem poorly thought out and impossible to implement
Diabore: @ThorSokar i thought his interview still up the other day, it was in about the last 5 minutes
TheMerricat: cheerwhal300
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TXC2: nor will we be getting into that debate here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Still cheaper than actually paying female employees equally
aerobeing: I bet the lawyers got quite a bit more.
Kykiwi: big oofs
NightValien28: and that is all they done, no news on making a better workplace or anything
ThorSokar: Yes, they are also fine with Teller's F-bomb Diabore (and they don't take the video down, just demonotize it)
Tiber727: @KeirenH Pretty much. The law is incredibly behind w/ regard to internet privacy, and companies want to keep it that way.
Kykiwi: LUL
Foxmar320: Good!
Lord_Hosk: Traditionally lawyers get 40% of class action lawsuit settlements
accountmadeforants: The US still has union-busting consultants, yeah.
e_bloc: well thats a riot
Spacecarl: There was just that google story about them firing the people organizing there
ContingentCat: So Riot just learned how much it cost to have workplace discrimination, and it's not much
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Brozard: That sounds about right
Diabore: @ThorSokar ok, ty for checking
kumatsu: Emergent Grief-play
aerobeing: If they didn't it would be mixed up with all the other news.
thanzo: the rioteers
ritchards: didn't the same thing happen in Fortnight or other online games?
Tehbeard: "Over enthusiastic helping?"
Wolfstrike_NL: it's a feature :)
Brozard: They got 1/3 of my settlement
Anaerin: "What do we want?" "A Union!" "When do we want it?" "In the next major patch!"
Foxmar320: Amazing
Phosphatide: oh the humming stopped
Brozard: Traffic, not Riot
TXC2: Ziplines to noware
Foxmar320: I still want to play it but I think Ill wait till its on sale
mew4ever23: Griefing is better, and this is an annoyingly common way to grief.
BodaciousNia: Can almost hear the wily E Coyote
Diabore: see now thats funny, intentionally stopping progress is a dick move
CrazyZonie: @Lord_Hosk No, it's not a percentage. It's just that most settlements don't state that the lawyers fees are separate from the settlements, so the fees end up chewing up the settlement money. Lawyers charge on an hourly rate.
aerobeing: I'll wait until it's out on PC.
Alchemistmerlin: Turns out when you give people the tools to build their own world...they build a terrible world. Art imitates life etc.
saiaseigm: lrrWOW_HF
Brozard: I love the ladders that bait people into driving cars off cliffs
Decaped: Graham would love death stranding, methinks. it's like if the gameplay was to try to get out of the map.
e_bloc: most places you can enter the car
rustenskurk: Death Stranding - an art game about civic infrastructure
monkeyrama: So we have to use resources DansGame
e_bloc: I've had to move cars people use to block the entrances to places
Invitare: have they tried using Strength on the truck? I hear that works and you get a Mew
aerobeing: My vote is Fulton extracts.
ritchards: they have said that Death Stranding will be a future Play it Forward for next year, but no other details
DoodlestheGreat: _Structures_ other players leave can be removed from your game. Just not vehicles.
KeirenH: "lets make systems so players can help eachother out of the kindness of their hearts." *many players use systems to troll eachother* Surprised Pikachu face
Mister_BlueSky: lrrALEX has mentioned wanting to play it, though he may want to keep it for himself.
TheMerricat: The hospital I worked for was ultra paranoid about unionization efforts, to the point where we were telling recruiters that we shouldn't interview people who hadn't lived in the area for at least 5 years because they were assuming anyone who just moved here was an imported agitator...
Brozard: @keirenh You’d think Demon Souls would have taught that lesson
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a named law where if you allow users to interact in any way what-so-ever, someone will inevitably use it for griefing?
Foxmar320: shotguns being overpowered in a shooter? You don't say! :P
CrazyZonie: I'm just waiting for a level cap update for Life. I mean that 120 is still a tad low, but I guess it doesn't matter seeing most people stop playing after around 78.
monkeyrama: 400 more levels is nuts
s0lesurviv0r: Jakob Quad action
Brozard pets my IKELOS shotgun
NightValien28: what even is the point of levels in a battle royale
Tiber727: @CrazyZonie Forget that. I want a bugfix for the bug where your stats get worse when you level.
tenthtechpriest: who is ready for season of the scoped weapons?
Alchemistmerlin: It's like Overwatch Levels, just a way to keep you on the grind
Spacecarl: Is it more like say overwatch where you just get a box each lvl and it doesnt matter?
officedge: didn't league increase max level from 30 to infinity several years ago
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they add loot for those levels?
Foxmar320: Im level 300 :(
Foxmar320: My shame
CrazyZonie: @Tiber727 There's that, but seeing how many bugs are in character generation alone, I wouldn't hold my breath.
acuilador: You get a Nostalgic every 5?
ritchards: what level are you on, muh dude?
KeirenH: its probably forever, its like when call of duty added a bagillion prestige tiers, after people kept somehow maxing out the existing ranks
TheMerricat: Level 2 - 20: One pack every level (19 Apex Packs total) Level 22 - 300: One pack every two levels (140 Apex Packs total) Level 305 - 500: One pack every five levels (40 Apex Packs total) You will continue to earn 600 Legend Tokens per level and per 18,000 XP at level 500
Lord_Hosk: I mean in Fallout76 you can level up infinitely but each level you go up after 50 you can just move around your stats, you dont actually gain new stats.
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky, I don't believe he owns a headset to do the Alyx HL thingy lrrALEX_SG and it seems like something he'd want to play so would probably come to office for it
Foxmar320: Every 5 past 100 you get a loot box
CadmusNix42: Ajecture was shooting for 420 last I heard
accountmadeforants: The levels are like Desert Bus points.
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Laurence72: Must... be... highest... ranked... player!
Mister_BlueSky: @DigitalSeahorse No I meant Death Stranding.
Brozard: Oof, 300 in D2? I played a lot and only made 175
ExachixKitsune: inb4 over 500 causes a random integer overflow and that's why it's capped
CadmusNix42: no ide how close they arr
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky ah
Seagulyus: btw graham did you hear about hte mario maker update for today?>
noSmokeFire: so you're saying we're past the half-life on Half-life news?
Brozard: What’s the power level bonus for Lvl 300?
tenthtechpriest: only mostly cancelled
thomturtle: ;.; RIP
Foxmar320: Brozard im not proud of it! My excuse is being a streamer.
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky also hai mister165Wave
Seagulyus: the added an update that includes new enemies, ice coins, and the option to have link as a player!
Anaerin: Not cancelled, but all the Campo Santo devs have removed reference to it from their LinkedIn profiles.
Brozard: That’s fair @foxmar320
Laurence72: po-tay-to, po-tah-to
KeirenH: man, fuck valve
aerobeing: Not cancelled, the release date was just piushed to after HL3.
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave @DigitalSeahorse
aerobeing: *pushed
noSmokeFire: yeah, you'd literally vote with your feet
Seagulyus: KeirenH that sounds painful
Lord_Hosk: Not canceled! The entire team was taken off it, and the data was deleted off the servers, but the game wasnt canceled.
Foxmar320: Also my power bonus right now Brozard is 24
kassy_13: that sounds so cooool
kassy_13: but not anymore???
LbxAni: and within groups it's a majority vote on weather to do something or not
monkeyrama: Jessie BibleThump
offbeatwitch: their workspace has no set leadership structure, but what happens is that senior employees gain phantom leadership
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 32:19.
tenthtechpriest: we can work on whatever we want? DIBS ON JOINING THE DOTA TEAM
Kykiwi: how does the team just seperates?
Alness49: Hot take, what if working on these other games was Campo Santo trying to avoid burnout? Like, is this Valve giving them flexability rather then letting them get fed up?
accountmadeforants: Everybody scatter!
delta__vee: "acqui-hire"
accountmadeforants: *desk wheeling noises*
thomturtle: I was holding out because Campo Santo's art director did an interview a few months ago.
EvilBadman: @alness the person who did contract writing is pretty upset
Scar_Red_Tiger: "I don't wanna play with u anymore"
TheMerricat: The thing that people don't realize about Valve is it's intensely political. Your bonuses are determined by 'group vote' based on how much you contributed to the company. So a lot of projects get axed when they come close to being complete because that means less money for others.
ricin: on the bright side having campo santo work on hl:alyx means the writing might be much better than it would've been otherwise
hinhanska: <message deleted>someone make me a Canadian, accepting all marriage proposals
Tiber727: It turns out, having everything require social initiative to form a team is hard when most programmers are introverts.
notBrunoAgain: Mmm. I work in the games industry and I'm biting my tongue so hard right now I may need to go to urgent care after the stream.
PinkfloydYES: is this why valve make barely in games
Nigouki: i think they said they bought Campo Santo because of their strength in putting narrative into gameplay
ThorSokar: "Hey you wanna work on Portal 3" 'welp, F this game!'
Nigouki: which is what they wanted for VR
lirazel64: Tell me how to be super cool!
CrazyZonie: @notBrunoAgain As someone who works for a company that owns a bunch of urgent cares... Maybe get a mouth guard?
accountmadeforants: I was literally just looking at the Analogue Pocket page, yearning...
Ukon_Cairns: well now this smaller company thats been moved over to half life just needs to acquire an even smaller company and make them make that egypt game
Nigouki: because in VR people will just start poking around and forcing their perspective is much harder
Porsgaard81: !next
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Foxmar320: wat
ContingentCat: wat
ritchards: whatever happened to that crank machine gimmick thing?
Lithobraker: This sounds peak Kathleen
TXC2: why?
Foxmar320: Thats amazing
ThorSokar: oh yea, I saw that
accountmadeforants: People have done that before, yeah. (Just not exclusive to the Analogue console.)
TXC2: does it lock on with Sonic 3? Kappa
TheMerricat: @ritchards the is still underway.
Brozard: The only vinyl *I* play is at 78 RPM!
Foxmar320: TXC2 omg plz yes
CrazyZonie: @notBrunoAgain I found out yesterday that the flu shots that employees get from the company (mandatory, btw) is more expensive than the ones everyone else gets... Because it has more flu strains in them. Don't know wny they're not giving everyone else the same shot (other than it's more expensive)
Mister_BlueSky: + Knuckles.
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ThorSokar: what happens if you plug it in to a 32x?
Nigouki: oh that, the plagiarism...
Foxmar320: Playstation with a strange commercial? Kappa
accountmadeforants: Here's some other music on cartridges
Anaerin: If you lock it onto Sonic and Knuckles, you get the "No Way!" screen, which you can bypass to play Blue Sphere.
Lithobraker: oh, not the Peleton commercial? Kappa
NightValien28: a yes plagiarism
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, I heard about it. That animator is BONED.
AzureShok: @CrazyZonie that version of flu shot is normally used for those most at risk. Your company loves you very much B-)
Scar_Red_Tiger: well done animator community
TheWarbo: Lithobraker yep that's exactly where my brain went on "there was this weird commercial..."
ContingentCat: whoops
DigitalSeahorse: :O
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
CrazyZonie: @AzureShok Probably loves the fact I'm not using PTO more. ;)
mew4ever23: Speaking of bizarre commercials, have you guys seen those "Like a mother" commercials for superstore? Super uncomfortable.
DigitalSeahorse: they rotoscoped other ppls harder work! :O
noSmokeFire: it's like a mutant AMV
Orgmastron: Apparently the animator has a history of doing this sort of thing
DiscordianTokkan: It'd be nice if they didn't use their abilities for evil
DigitalSeahorse: it's still tedious but yeah
CrazyZonie: @AzureShok To be honest, my company is a hospital company in the southwest. So they have hospitals and urgent care. But I'm a corporate employee.
ContingentCat: I think I saw a few of those it's really, yeah
ThorSokar: Yea, the people capable of these things is probably in the thousands
togashinaruta: Within an hour of this hitting twitter, the ad agency that sony hired apologized, and cut all ties with the "artist"
aerobeing: Not a youtube commercial, that was the atmosphere of the moon. Kappa
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Apparently it was already a known thing in the animation industry that this guy was pretty scummy
KeirenH: they rotoscoped other animations?
TheMerricat: @CrazyZonie look up herd immunity. Corp employees still interact with the rest. It was the same policy at the place I worked.
wench_tacular: yep
accountmadeforants: There was also that one health app which just traced *all of Gris* for a whole bunch of stuff.
LbxAni: reminds me of a recent "earth is dying, go outside and enjoy it while it lasts" commercial that was amazing, until at the end it was an REI ad :(
Anaerin: Why not just put it on the monitor in back?
Nigouki: lol this tweet is less than a minute old
AzureShok: Love to listen to Grahams tech talk B-)
Nigouki: they just keep finding what he stole
Decaped: hang on, did they rotoscope other animation or did they hand draw the animation again? that's an important distinction
DigitalSeahorse: I avoid a specific animation group in Toronto cause I knew it had a scummy member or two
noSmokeFire: narrowly avoided entering the infinite there
Foxmar320: :D
monkeyrama: Multi Paul PogChamp
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat I know what herd immunity is. It's just that my company is known for doing odd things. I still love working here. My daughter wouldn't have gotten the same vaccine as I did.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wow, they stole the Spinel fight?
ajthesatyr: That's insane
accountmadeforants: That original video is almost more impressive than the music video. Some solid editing/sourcing.
Foxmar320: wow yeah
armpitt: soooooo. . . lawsuit?
Man_on_horse: Did they credit those people?
noSmokeFire: it's incredibly plagiarism, but it's also INCREDIBLE plagiarism
TheGreenMonster450: Man_on_horse no
TXC2: If they had had permission to do that, it would have ben great
Decaped: if it's new animation, it's not illegal, questionably immoral.
ThorSokar: That's a nice "hey look how many people we can rip off at once"
togashinaruta: statement from eailin productions
LbxAni: wonder if it was Sony of Japan or the animation studio they contracted
ContingentCat: I'm guessing telemarketer is that number
aerobeing: Was the person that they CC'd in the lawyers department just on leave nobody knew about so they didn't realize it was not agreed upon with the creators of the originals?
KeirenH: *came out (on tuesday)
kumatsu: Eallin's statment was their literal first tweet for a year
OneColdCanuck: Reach works, wasn't able to play the other games
Foxmar320: It is out it looks like
TheMerricat: @aerobeing appearentlythe studio is known for doing that sort of thing.
red_shoes_jeff: Were they going for some kind of... plagiarism high score?
Lord_Hosk: Was it the Master card visa company calling you Graham? they call me 9 times a day telling me about lower interest rates and a break in to my account and how I won money so I should call them back.
sir_jack_DB: geez KEVIN
DigitalSeahorse: they could have taken stuff from live action and been less obvious but that wouldn't save on storyboard planning as much
noSmokeFire: CANimator
TXC2: so it's CanCon? Kappa
tenthtechpriest: so it was canadian content?
aerobeing: TheMerricat, I think they forgot to hire a new law person. LUL
Tiber727: @noSmokeFire Sometimes you can have *quality* and *quantity*. In this case, it's quantity and quality of plagiarism.
aerobeing: @TheMerricat Or it's accidentally a cat.
CrazyZonie: Japan has some harsh copyright laws. I'm surprised that Sony let that one fly. Lots of people asleep at the wheel
Foxmar320: Oh! Yes this guy
Lithobraker: hahaha get fucked Hunter!
TheWarbo: yep back to him
mtvcdm: Ah es
TheMerricat: The guy who embezzeled for Steam Games. lol
orimazer: oh this guy
mtvcdm: San Diego
Laserbeaks_Fury: Duck N Hunter
Lithobraker: He STILL hasn't resigned!
e_bloc: yeah this guy honks
KeirenH: It means you can (presumably) do modded multiplayer in private matches without getting your account banned
Invitare: A republican? This will go well I;m sure
Anaerin: Yes, the douche congressman who vaped in congress.
NightValien28: of course it was california
orimazer: ooh the follow up
kumatsu: This guy honks RIGHT out loud
aerobeing: Where's the surprising part?
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM HahaBall kathle3PRISM
monkeyrama: wtf LUL
ContingentCat: wat
Foxmar320: omg
mew4ever23: Wat
DoodlestheGreat: Of course it was a Republican.
TXC2: so an expenses scandale
ritchards: Hey! Leave the bunnies alone!
togashinaruta: oh, he finally pled to the charge?
kumatsu: This guy is the rep for the district like, right next to mine
red_shoes_jeff: lrrFRUMP_TK
Foxmar320: Guy should have waited for a Steam sale
NimrodXIV: bunnies gotta travel in luxury, man
Alness49: "Rabbit names have been changed to protect the innocent"
Diabore: so the video games were the problem, got it
TheWarbo: yeah all of that is old except the "has decided to plead guilty"
Reecer6: Wow, how many trains in Train Sim is that?
aerobeing: What's the total cost of full steam library?
Nigouki: he bought all of Train Simulator DLC
Earthenone: maybe he got into steam trading cards
Tiber727: Gotta get your Steam level up.
pyrelight: how would you spend that much? high quality lootbox
TheMerricat: So he bought Sims 3 and the Train Simulator + DLC?
Tikosh_: 13 hundred dollars.. that is like.. Train Simulator
Lord_Hosk: Someone needs to wait for a steam sale
A_Dub888: The worst part: he only planned to play 5% of those games
Xinran: He bought all the DOA DLC?
TheWarbo: but it is still v v funny to remember
LbxAni: he used stolen money for his mistresses, and blamed it on his wife
ZeroArcana: must've got the whole train simulator library
ContingentCat: did he just buy all of steam?
GDwarf: There *is* a train simulator on Steam that, with all the DLC, costs over $10 000 USD...
aerobeing: Google says all of steam is about 92k.
aerobeing: In 2014.
Laurence72: What? He could have invested in Star Citizen! What a missed opportunity! lrrBEEJ
CrazyZonie: You need the Bun Buns to be present at all Photoshoots! come one!
TXC2: aerobeing I was gonna say that seems low, but for 2014, yeah
TehAmelie: huh, i thought Europa Universalis 4 was too much with 450 dollars of DLC
TheMerricat: @Laurence72 are you kidding? that'd only be one or two exclusive ships....
Dared00: And it doesn't even count the Gamepass copies!
Foxmar320: People like Halo
kais58: Halo: The Future of Gaming
CrazyZonie: MS Flight Sim has a serious $$$ for it's DLC.
monkeyrama: Awww
EvilBadman: bungie Responsible for 2 of the top games on steam right now :D
Laurence72: @TheMerricat :)
Lithobraker: Duncan Hunter is this guy:
TheWarbo: also i guess time check
Foxmar320: lol
Kykiwi: LUL
Warm_Pleather_Dad: Hello~
aitsu100: yep
accountmadeforants: That's wild
NightValien28: that sounds like a crapshot
monkeyrama: Wooooow
Foxmar320: I heard about this
aerobeing: That actually sounds like a nice neighbourhood bonding experience. LUL
TXC2: Canabis dealers are VERY differnt in the US then here in the UK :P
mew4ever23: That really sounds like a crapshot
Seagulyus: he thought that the ingame audio was secure
nebulosDisconcertion: That was in Pineapple Express sort of
ThorSokar: yea, if I remember PS voice chat is peer to peer
ajthesatyr: The real world is a wild place
TehAmelie: crapshot idea: someone being lonely because legal weed means they don't get to sit with their dealer and play Nintendo for an hour
Seagulyus: was it 10 Million in cocaine?
EvilBadman: I know for a fact the Xbox conversations are logged.
Laurence72: Honest, officer, I'm just role playing my GTA5 character!
korvys: It's not logged anywhere... unless you know, one of them is a cop
LbxAni: I have had to sit trough a guy doing the ENTIRE "The Wreck of...." to get stuff before, it was horrible
Foxmar320: LOL
TehAmelie: "this is why i need drugs"
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:41.
Earthenone: this is great
kassy_13: oh noooooo
aerobeing: @Laurence72 That actually sounds like it could work. LUL
Kykiwi: LUL
KeirenH: grade school flashbacks
ajthesatyr: oh dear
Foxmar320: This is amazing :D
Diabore: someone had a word count minumum
DiscordianTokkan: oh. MY god.
GDwarf: Wow
monkeyrama: Really trying to hit that word count LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Is it double spaced?
kassy_13: ours aren't like that lmao
accountmadeforants: I love legalspeak about subjects I actually know about.
Laurence72: LOL This is every 4th grader 500 word essay
Jorge4hg: slowpoke news
Dared00: Encyclopedia Brittanica defines PlayStation as
Lord_Hosk: The dictionary defines the internet as
Alness49: Silica Gel levels of dry
GDwarf: That is...that is the essence of a grade 8 report
TXC2: explain it like they're 5
DoodlestheGreat: Gotta have five paragraphs in that essay, mister!
aerobeing: Fortnite.
delta__vee: explain it to me like I'm a 60 year old criminal court judge
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (7m ago).
aitsu100: blackops
Lithobraker: They have to say "I have learned" and "In my professional experience and training"
Mister_BlueSky: Probably a game almost no one plays.
accountmadeforants: Yes, but we can also safely assume Sony is horrible at IT.
Decaped: they met on Wiz Khalifa's Weed Farm, obviously.
CrazyZonie: I'm surprised that there aren't a lot of law enforcement people pretending to be kids to catch pedos in online games.
lirazel64: Should be something really innocent. A MLP game?
TXC2: Mister_BlueSky I wager it's one of the most popular games, hide in the crowd and such
ContingentCat: I
ContingentCat: I'd bet they are
Foxmar320: Did the use party chat? Then it would be Sony?
EvilBadman: For Xbox, MS has all that chat/logs. Dunno for PS4
Kykiwi: gotta check tos of bungie
ritchards: use it to train an AI...
Laurence72: Some Barbie game
NightValien28: is there any gaming company that logs voice chat?
GDwarf: A rolling log of a month, maybe?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Bungie, or the NSA black box that they got for free
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we request our chat log for our old Vault of Glass raids?
KeirenH: probably not, thats so much data. They maybe run a rolling x number of hours, like some cctvs
ThorSokar: It would be considered an "undue burden" and almost assuredly not (unreasonable to expect someone to pay for saving the data)
TXC2: oh yeah the meta data is being saved for sure
ContingentCat: then again not logging it probably frees them from obligation to do anything about hate speech so maybe not
Foxmar320: Laserbeaks_Fury its just a bunch of us yelling about staying out of the lime jello
tinesthai: saved and sold.
Skajetolaf: Is this the post Checkpoint+ discussion?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I'm dead inside!"
TheMerricat: @Skajetolaf yep
Skajetolaf: Merci :)
TXC2: how was it not Smokahontas420 ? Kappa
aitsu100: my guess is payday
Reecer6: mr. officer sir i just love need for speed!
Lord_Hosk: They must record the voice chat for a short time but delete it daily if they can check it for reporting
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 Cus it was coke and not weed?
Laurence72: *takes notes* So, that's who I contact for cocaine?
TehAmelie: did you say post-joke chat?
Skajetolaf: Fantastic
TXC2: CrazyZonie good point
monkeyrama: smokahontas LUL
Smokahontas_420: You called?
pratorious420: Also a great song
NightValien28: maybe smokahontas was doing deals all along
KriegerSan: ! updog
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laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, did you folks cover any stories on 2K20? I can't remember
tenthtechpriest: it has been revolutionary
Foxmar320: Ill get the link
ThorSokar: haha
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saiaseigm: Smoke4Weed2Everyday0
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH RIGHT that tumblr
Dared00: There's also destiny2names on Twitter
aerobeing: LUL
PinkfloydYES: yo hahahaha @smokahontas_420
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh man, YES! Thank you Foxmar. that's so good
Rhynerd: One of my favorites remains “I see no god here”
EvilBadman: Is where I find some
masta2505: !next
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CrazyZonie: Username: Crackalaka20?
TheMoatman: I've been seeing a *lot* of really horny Destiny Names
accountmadeforants: Steam user names and profile descriptions are POWERFUL.
Smokahontas_420: Yo PinkfloydYES
NathanJay_GA: biggest, dankest memes
asddsa28: i find tf2 has the best user names
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Kykiwi: lol
Foxmar320: lol
Alness49: Buttery?
DiscordianTokkan: lol
monkeyrama: LUL
Foxmar320: I really like that
kassy_13: nah that'd have two ts
Dared00: shittery would be one more star
Larington: bakery
Reecer6: @Alness49 An unsupported conclusion.
Ukon_Cairns: soft jimdSalt ier biscuits
ThorSokar: Is that Jim Sterling?
Foxmar320: That one got you so bad when I posted it
mtvcdm: Bad advice: postulate soft shittery biscuits.
TheMoatman: "Ada 1 is Dummy Thick" was one
CadmusNix42: best ones I've seen are "Shaxx's Gayest Fan", and in the same fireteam, "Shaxx's 2nd Gayest Fan"
Rhynerd: Oh hey, Jacuzzi Splot is a name in the tunblr
Earthenone: chongulous conglomerate sounds like an Eve story waiting to happen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the oldest rivals of the Chagus
DiscordianTokkan: Buttsoftery Biscuits
Rhynerd: I know that anime ahcaracter
aerobeing: kshknHI
monosceros: Soft Softery Biscuits
TehAmelie: can we agree 2020 is the year when we stop writing K instead of the 0 for the rest of the century?
sir_jack_DB: *On Little Cat Feet* d'aw
e_bloc: Corgo100 chungus
Brozard: Chongus among us
kassy_13: buttery yes
Smokahontas_420: Nice e_bloc
kassy_13: i love that one @Foxmar320
Jorge4hg: the last of chungus
Foxmar320: There are so many good terrible names on Steam
kassy_13: @TehAmelie 2k20
TehAmelie: noo
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kassy_13: omgggg @offbeatwitch
Brozard: Corgo100 Have a great weekend everyone!
TehAmelie: Lord Huchungus approves
Foxmar320: I should upload some more names later
ThorSokar: hahaha, that one is great offbeatwitch
Earthenone: pride300 good news.
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korvys: My fav was "reeses penis ****er cups", AKA "reeses penis FUCKer cups"
TXC2: offbeatwitch savage
Phailhammer: A catastrophic success? Tell Dale. lrrBEEJ
NathanJay_GA: I still say that Arena had the best username sighting: "RockYouLikeAHermanCain"
Smokahontas_420: I approve of that name
e_bloc: gangsta sniper
monkeyrama: the x equilibrium NotLikeThis
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (15m ago).
monosceros: it's a hum chungus
Akaiatana: They're no N to their trolling!
EvilBadman: Merricat's gifts need some re-calibrating. Kappa
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !events
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Foxmar320: Magic fun times!
TheWarbo: chat furiously scribbling notes on how to tilt graham via text
TheWarbo: (jk, we already knew)
delta__vee: 420/69 ~= 4/3 KappaRoss
ThorSokar: already sold out I take it?
TheMerricat: @EvilBadman I think those were perfectly calibrated.... :-P
monkeyrama: story time seabatTROG
Brozard: @delta__vee seabatBRAIN
Dared00: rams himself into a door
NightValien28: hold up, bonus adam???
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2393 patrons for a total of $14,045.79 per month.
Lithobraker: Yay! Adam Book Corner
Diabore: im 120% in for more choose your own adventure
TXC2: !discord
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Skajetolaf: WOW! It's 2019!
TXC2: !twitter
Anaerin: The wonders of Technology...
BlightningHelix: I'm really hoping that the set sticks around until my payday hits.
Alness49: Adam and Paul in the Theatre of the Mind!
TheJoe743: technology!
TXC2: !ytmember
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Brozard: Dice Friends: That’s A Hard Door
seth_erickson: Adam's book corner is spectacular
CrazyZonie: Paul made a time travel door. He should be able to control the show from his phone.
BlightningHelix: Because i missed the first one and ways always frustrated
monosceros: I'm pretty sure Paul can do it with his mind
Earthenone: !rqmerch
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Foxmar320: K bye
Smokahontas_420: Laters
TXC2: Bye
Lord_Hosk: drmickYoumatter
Phailhammer: cya :)
monosceros: encore!
Foxmar320: K bye again
Jorge4hg: bye again
Man_on_horse: Paul controls the whole moonbase from jis phone?
Seagulyus: !nexr
Seagulyus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (17m ago).
Foxmar320: Paul controls everything from his phone.
monosceros: the Laughatron controls the Moonbase, Paul somehow controls the Laughatron
TehAmelie: Paul controls everything
nebulosDisconcertion: Paul controls the horizontal. He controls the vertical, too.
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
monkeyrama: Paul is a tech wizard
Man_on_horse: :-)
monkeyrama: Night @TXC2
Seagulyus: monosceros the Laughatron is secretly future Paul that came back in time to stop his past self from becoming part of the laughatron.
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrADAM lrrSIGNAL
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TehAmelie: if you have enough clones, some of them will travel in time. that's the law
kumatsu: I miss Adam. Fortunately we're about to get more Adam
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on LRRMtG: Graham and Adam are going to play with Magic cards on Arena. Math checks out. | ||
monkeyrama: Arena noises PogChamp
TehAmelie: if you travel in time enough you'll also create clones. so we can see there is a connection
TheWarbo: I hear things!
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4936: "'One of them gives you a good stabbing.' 'Oh no! That's my least favourite kind of stabbing!'" —Cameron and Adam [2018-04-30]
Juliamon: Some day we'll hear that intro properly.
blip2004: sound mixing seems off
monkeyrama: hey hi
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underhill33: Hi
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Skajetolaf: Hi Adam!
TheWarbo: Hello Adam!
JDMan94: Yo
ThorSokar: HI Adam!
mnemonicman: Internet also says Hi
pratorious420: Hey babes! Magic time yay
monkeyrama: LUL
Technic_AL: hi!
Driosenth: Sic burn on James
kumatsu: That's oh so very sad
monkeyrama: How else would he communicate with the trogs
TheWarbo: Oh Adam you were also complaining about the new twitch dashboard, so, uh....just Konami code it?
korvys: Woo, got the SwS crew
Mangledpixel: you can do, yes
NarishmaReborn: I'm a fan watching graham and adam about to play magic... I'm going to go nuts too!
Diabore: without turning the computer off makes it much harder
ZethRuss: badadvice: poke a stick in it
CommandoJE: You can unplug it too but that's harder
kumatsu: triple IGI seabatTROG
monkeyrama: Orzhov PogChamp
evilspoons983: depends, but if you're feeling risky you can literally just unplug it
mew4ever23: It depends if you have a fan controller
ThorSokar: Assuming it's not the CPU or GPU fan that is failing, you can do it no problem
Diabore: that is very in shot
kumatsu: IGIGIGI
ritchards: mic slightly in shot, just a little
ThorSokar: oh, well just open it up and unplug it then
TheWarbo: goodbye mic friend
SketchyDetails: Hi MIke
Juliamon: The deck itself is an ill-gotten inheritence from James. Time to fritter it away!
monkeyrama: Adam's best friend just wanted to hang out with him
nebulosDisconcertion: Hello to Adam's best friend
mnemonicman: Noctua fans ftw. Even if you like brown.
j0xer: depends where it is plugged in
Mangledpixel: I use a piece of monitoring software called Open Hardware Monitor, that allows you to selectively control fans
Earthenone: keep it you cowards :P
Ristow: never tell me the odds!
Earthenone: no need for math
kumatsu: Math???? seabatBRAIN
j0xer: sometimes they get blocked by CPU heatsink and it makes it hard
Anubis169: Hihi Graham and Adam! lrrAWESOME
Anubis169 hugs
Alness49: 78% of the time 100% of the time
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wench_tacular: always trust maths
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Anubis169: Heya chat!
monkeyrama: IGI for the win
Ristow: 70% of the time it works 100% of the time
TheWarbo: adam why would you say that
James_LRR: I'm here, lands will be aplenty. Deal with it.
A_Dub888: Really? Its like 5% for me. What the hell did I do to piss off the Magic Gods?
monkeyrama: Uh oh, dad's here
Anubis169: o hai James
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we drew a 4th land?
TehAmelie: i can tell you from experience the solution is not cutting the power to the fan while the computer is on
ritchards: Deckmaster?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. thank you James
James_LRR: Plane. 5 hour flight means I buy wifi
thefileclerk: still says you are playing checkpoint on twitch
James_LRR: so much easier to pass the time
monkeyrama: Smart, James
pratorious420: James is gonna give yall the curse now :P
TheWarbo: My favorite riot card is Vaselineor Barcode
Earthenone: clams are known for getting in there right away
NathanJay_GA: How's the bandwidth up there, james?
TheOtherTrevor: Grutesque is an instant, With Deathtouch!
Ristow: blocking with a watchdog in play seems bad
accountmadeforants: That's the best feeling.
Diabore: @thefileclerk have you refreshed since checkpoint?
Unas84: that's def better
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is that better than IGI?
Skajetolaf: That's dirty
TheWarbo: yeah that's worth missing a bit of IGI
monkeyrama: Seems dece
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh demise is an instant
Unas84: in before the concede
James_LRR: I can do 720p but it can struggle. So I'm just watching at 480p
EvilBadman: the onboard tricks
Ristow: that's a good boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's so much value
NathanJay_GA: I hope the latency isnt too bad either
pratorious420: gg
Skajetolaf: 480p while in the air? That's amazing
Diabore: inb4 scoop
TheOtherTrevor: exiled with deathtouch. For the extra exile power
Alness49: There is a live human turning to dust on the other side of this match
TheWarbo: 420p blaze it
ritchards: Is Deckmaster still a thing?
accountmadeforants: Airline internet has gotten absurdly good
Diabore: a second, igi
Unas84: Don't think they allowe 420p on planes XD
James_LRR: he sure does
ThorSokar: 3rd one off the top?
A_Dub888: James "Fun Hater" Turner
Mister_Skittles: without my glasses my vision is about 420p
monkeyrama: James just knows value when he sees it lrrJAMES
BloodForTheCorelab: what stream is later tonight? lrr/live says dice friends?
TheWarbo: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: Yoooooo
kumatsu: Gross!
Vyous: Monsters
sing_o_muse: lrrSACK lrrSACK
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DarkNacht: lrrSACK
accountmadeforants: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
AranMathai: Hello highlight reel.
wench_tacular: called it
NathanJay_GA: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
CastleOtranto: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrWOW
Alness49: This is the precise opposite to the Turner Curse
sirfunky: aww that just not true your both gorgeus even in hd
SolarBlitz1: So about tha tgetting lucky lrrSACK
korvys: Wow, that almost made me spittake
JakeKamas: lrrSACK
Akaiatana: Graham is the anti-James.
Diabore: graham uses his power for good
Skajetolaf: Disgusting
EternalRoxas: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
TheJoe743: HahaSweat HahaSweat HahaSweat
Mushbie: lets see if they rage consede
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
Lucien0451: Called shot!
TheWarbo: BloodForTheCorelab adam fighting fantasy kind of dice friends
Jorge4hg: are you a wizard?
Robot_Bones: So this is what its like when James isn't here Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT_TK Graham with the called shots
BloodForTheCorelab: TheWarbo SICK
accountmadeforants: This can only improve by opponent having Rampage of the Clans
NathanJay_GA: pack it up, were done here :P
Diabore: they need to deal 6 to keep up
pratorious420: dont even need to draw anymore
Unas84: lightning helix every turn, not bad
Ukon_Cairns: again
kumatsu: I think OP acknowledged that there was no way they were beating IGIGIGI
Diabore: tbf its not like they were winning against 3 igis
Vyous: Seasons reset
TheWarbo: "At the beginning of your upkeep, cast Lightning Helix"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wasn't reset literally last week?
James_LRR: we just reset. I was gold something last week
Perivale: Is today the extra special dice friends?
pratorious420: gold is a hell hole
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monkeyrama: it's rough up there
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (29m ago).
Perivale: :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the day before reset I was t gold 1, and just "was absolutely not allowed to win any games and lost 9 games in a row and i just said F it
EternalRoxas: oh damn
kumatsu: Pizza Port? seabatTROG
Alness49: Sounds dangerous
monkeyrama: port of peril seabatTROG
TehAmelie: sounds perilous
Skajetolaf: Is the overlay thingy on?
EternalRoxas: I have a founders badge?
ThorSokar: that sounds like a place you should specifically not go
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, those last ranks are just mega stressful. And then you get into a new rank and you're wondering why you didn't get to face THESE GUYS for those last few matches.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've gotten to mythic twice, but just, the past 2 seasons have been butts
pratorious420: God's perfect hand
seth_erickson: Port of Pizza Peril
James_LRR: :(
Ukon_Cairns: ahh the port of peril, even more feared than the port of thority. mogsSmeel
Diabore: does deckmaster work now?
redphoenixcasts: And that’s a clip
Alness49: Booth View
DarkNacht: game?
monkeyrama: deckmaster died?
NathanJay_GA: Büth!
accountmadeforants: Boof
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun Normal vieeeewwww
TheOneCalledStu: Booth looks so good
pratorious420: loving the view
TehAmelie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:21.
SrMuskrat: Like a few days before I hit mythic, I went from Diamond 1 and 1 win away from mythic to Diamond 4 in one day.
Jorge4hg: This is the vip view
TheWarbo: plz let chat see game lrrBEEJ
TheOtherTrevor: Booth?
SolarBlitz1: lrrJUDGE
TehAmelie: that's how long the stream made it without Paul
accountmadeforants: I mean, I prefer this view
seth_erickson: Wow look at these fine gentlemen getting troned I assume
Ukon_Cairns: i wouldnt block if i had tron in draft either
pratorious420: LUL LUL LUL
thefileclerk: um um um. nice seeing your faces.
ritchards: !clip
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DarkNacht: lrrCIRCLE_SG
NathanJay_GA: HahaThisisfine
1y1e: bring back boy view
Diabore: ah, that kind of tron
pratorious420: decks to dirty to view