monkeyrama: Bucket has reach PogChamp
og_minor: thank you graham, those accents are Powerful
RAICx: My phone died during the previous game, did they win?
seth_erickson: don't forget to tap bucket first
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't miss the trigger.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i think you just want to be pumping weaselback
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og_minor: you might just win by virtue of racing
Diabore: i dont like sleep on bucket
monkeyrama: We can still untap it 👀
KartoffelKaiser: So uhhh, they die?
Ant__R: 3 damage gingerbrute
KartoffelKaiser: Giving trample to the one you can pump is probably better here
BlandSpice: Putting trample on a pumper seems best
TheMicah21: Brute was better maybe?
RagingTrees: should we fire the trebuchet? no, its taking a nap, let it sleep
TheMicah21: pump it!
TheMicah21: for the memes
TheWarbo: pump twice seems fine, no?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Two pumps kills all the blockers.
Diabore: pump thrice, cant use the mana anyway
DiscordianTokkan: Manual tap here, just in case
TheWarbo: it stops the redcap, but *shrug*
sprucebruce21: eaten
DiscordianTokkan: OM NOM NOM
KartoffelKaiser: And the scoins are *still* at 5 loyalty
TheWarbo: it stops the raging recap coming down, i mean. #TooManyRedcaps
seth_erickson: op is in some real trouble
Diabore: cause 6 loyalty 3 mana walkers are fair.... obviously
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah i don't see how they. yeah
sprucebruce21: he did not like what he saw
Diabore: alos, exactly 5
og_minor: they went and died when graham was distracted
og_minor: how rude
Camail: this new season of the panelists is the best it's ever been
monkeyrama: Nice!
PinballWitch: Cheer100 for the return of Watch + Play. Few things have been more beneficial to my sanity than watching Alex and you slowly (and sometimes not so slowly) lose your own.
PhorrestGaze: sounds like monored
Cmdrlyneye: hey paul
djalternative: X
og_minor: hi paul
korvys: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #5672: "Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere." —Paul [2019-01-03]
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
darkspiredragon: thx for stream!
KartoffelKaiser: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
TehAmelie: oh my
Skudd: Dice Friend
Drathak: No wonder my sanity has been gone for so long, garbage day was on hiatus
Perivale: excite!
korvys: Adam and Paul are the firends
philippekav: that's some mighty eye brows
KartoffelKaiser: ty for the stream!
ibplunderin: Thanks for the stream! I love the FF streams as well!
Jigokuro: lrrHEART
djalternative: Will adam be using the new LRR dice?
TehAmelie: meanwhile in Ohio, someone may have built a nuclear reactor in their garage. what a day
ritchards: And now... Story Time with Adam!
TheMerricat: wow, just ot a glitch in the matrix.
Freezerassasin: !next
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djalternative: @TehAmelie that's not the first time that's happened
TheMerricat: graham signed off, then 10 seconds later he logged back in and signed off again... :-)
TehAmelie: it's been a while, from what i know
sing_o_muse: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (57s ago).
monkeyrama: Double Graham
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie that's happened at least twice AFIAR. Generally the only bad thing about it is whomever did it usually got a bad dose of radiation
djalternative: the last time was a kid doing a science project in his backyard shed before the FBI spepped in.
TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn - died in 2016
TehAmelie: i think it takes ten years to get through the safety inspectors before you're allowed to begin building one. . .
TheMerricat: but before that - "In 1999, University of Chicago physics majors Justin Kasper and Fred Niell, as part of a scavenger hunt that had as one of its items "a breeder reactor built in a shed," successfully built a similar nuclear reactor that produced trace amounts of plutonium."
Omega_Lairon: Oh sweet, didn't miss any of the Fighting Fantasy stream
Arclight_Dynamo: There's also the kid who built a *fusion* reactor in his basement. But went through all the proper approvals, and did it safe.
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
djalternative: I want to know more about those astrisks
TehAmelie: huh, and they said fusion power was still untested
accountmadeforants: I only just noticed last stream's title. Wow.
Arclight_Dynamo: Nah, fusion is easy. Been doing it since the 30s. It's getting more power out than you put in that is tough.
TehAmelie: meanwhile, i just noticed my library has these Iain M Banks books: Hydrogen Sonata, Surface Detail, Transition, Matter, The Algebraist, Look to Windward and Excession. any tips on where to start?
Arclight_Dynamo: Of those? That's tough. My usual suggestion is Use of Weapons or Player of Games.
thedudetrio: Which book is Adam doing tonight?
jonathancook89: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (6m ago).
djalternative: Port of Peril
thedudetrio: Fun!
Arclight_Dynamo: @TehAmelie I'd avoid Excession, since that's about The Culture fucking up, and context from previous books helps.
monkeyrama: seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: Oooh, will there be pirates?
TehAmelie: well, that helps
thedudetrio: Is he going to run ito the side of a boat over and over again until he dies?
PharaohBender27: @thedudetrio :D
Swamplor: @Arclight_Dynamo Heh, I was just about to say to start with Excession because that's the only one I really like :)
Juliamon: I hope he falls off the dock and has to find a kraken.
Arclight_Dynamo: @Swamplor Ha. :P
Earthenone: i am, with no knowlage, going to guess his first death will be by drowning
Juliamon: s/find/fight
thedudetrio: @Juliamon But he won't because levitation
Arclight_Dynamo: Death By T-Pose
monkeyrama: Cannonball 👀
Juliamon: Levitation is a Ben skill, not Adam skill
TheMerricat: OMG my brain just connected all the "ran into a door and died" jokes that have been on the streams lately. Gosh dang it. I was even there for that one.
DiscordianTokkan: I kinda hope this is one of the ones like Terror from the Deep where you just GET GILLS, and if you escape from Water Prison too early you die on land, because gills.
monkeyrama: lol
Nigouki: he'll die by door again, except this time it'll be failing to hold onto a door and drowning like the end of Titanic
thedudetrio: @TheMerricat LUL
korvys: @TheMerricat If it helps, it was over 10 years after The Darkness unskippable that I realised that calling crows "Russell" was a joke about Russell Crowe
monkeyrama: He's going to gamble all his money away
thedudetrio: Knifey Knifey!
TheMerricat: @korvys God dangit, now I've got two jokes that I just finally got....
Pteraspidomorphi: Russell also took me forever
TheMerricat: I just thought Russell was a fine name for a crow.
korvys: Yeah, same
TubeAlloy: lrrSIGNAL
thedudetrio: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat To be fair, sometimes I've found that my memory of streams I watch live gets blurred, what with also interacting with chat, etc.
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrADAM lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
myrddinthewizard: lrrSIGNAL !!!
Kramburger: Hell yes, work meeting eneded right on time
Vanbael: was here expecting something long game, but DICE FRIENDS!? :D
korvys: @TheMerricat I was like "Yep, funny to call a bird a human name", and then assumed all further jokes were a reference to that one.
PharaohBender27 high-fives @Kramburger
accountmadeforants: I've heard the video game adaptations try to make combat and general tests of skill more reasonable, with mixed results. I say they're wrong, they're all wrong. How could they rob us of just having the worst possible luck?
TubeAlloy: Big Giant Circles was my most listened to music on spotify this year - 167 hours >.>
noSmokeFire: *why* is gront a muppet?
PharaohBender27: I should buy more BGC albums. Just have one at the moment
LegionLoyalist: Thursday night dice friends?
TheWooglie: !bgc
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noSmokeFire: yeah, folks are gone for the long game I think? @LegionLoyalist
TubeAlloy: @LegionLoyalist It's a special stream with Adam doing a fighting fantasy
PharaohBender27: @LegionLoyalist It's a special "Adam reads a D&D choose-your-own-adventure book" stream!
Juliamon: Yep, multiple Long Game players are away, so it's bonus Adam time
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for a bonus Dice Friends! | Adam (with Paul) is running a Fighting Fantasy book, as he explores The Port of Peril. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELENU9GU0AAr7Ce.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1202757238860861443
TheMerricat: Pax Unplugged.
Rockario: Hell yeah, just finished the Panalysts with 30 seconds to spare!
Rytel: Dice Friends: Otaku Jeff Might Not Die Edition
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Where _is_ Pax Unplugged, anyhow? Not that I'm going to be able to attend :P
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hd_dabnado: finally got my year streak, now to the finals mine
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ElFuzzy: Can you use my sub number as a stat? Kappa
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accountmadeforants: Adam + Paul continues to be extraordinarily powerful.
Diabore: @Rytel unless faced with a locked door
thedudetrio: PM: The Paul Master
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Location: Pennsylvania Convention Center, Philadelphia, PA according to the googles.
RealGamerCow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
RealGamerCow: He's HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
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monkeyrama: Hellooooo
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends!
korvys: On the plus side to missing Long Game, we get Adam, and we get a Longer Long Game stream next time.
KartoffelKaiser: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
BloodForTheCorelab: He's HERE!
Sarah_Serinde: Dice Friends is an anytime thing
Biomonkey01: Thanks for the HahaSweat @realgamercow
Diabore: pls no
Arclight_Dynamo: Round thing!
DiscordianTokkan: It's Monday AGAIN
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no, Adam pls
Rytel: Monday? Shit, I didn't go to work!
Biomonkey01: We're Here!
Aarek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Aarek: Adam, lets do M+ after this stream and the Snorsh raid.
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Sarah_Serinde: I can't do this week again
Kramburger: JESUS FUCK NO
Omega_Lairon: Dice Friends is an "any time" food
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ghostvalv: plz no
monkeyrama: Adam no NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: Well, I'm definitely not going to be able to attend - that's the other side of the country for me! :D
korvys: Adam, Time Wizard
Cepsys: hey :(
Naarius cries deeply
Issurru: you made this ruke Adam
Oecking: I am so excited to finally catch one of the legendary Fighting Fantasy Episodes live. Hell yeah.
TheWooglie: Roll a six time? HahaBall
e_bloc: Corgo230 hope all your levitates go well
ElFuzzy: DONT PUT THAT VOODOO ON ME
Kaszoski: Thanks for the HahaLean @aarek
Robot_Bones: Honestly I could do this week over
SharkHero08: bacwards or forwards?
accountmadeforants: No, I can't wait five more days for the Gamehaüs!
ghostvalv: well guess I'll die
e_bloc: Adam is a timeless construct
PhorrestGaze: time means nothing
Blightfight: Am I the only duder who'd be cool with repeating Monday?
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BusTed: hi
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dumbo3k: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @mew4ever23
Diabore: can everyday be adams gamehause then? then its always saturday
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ElFuzzy: IMA SEE PROMARE SUNDAY DONT TIMELOOP ME
TheWooglie: Friday here
Kramburger: Every day is Friday to Adam Savidan
TheMerricat: Adam is Dr. Manhattan - confirmed.
monkeyrama: Every day is a Tuesday OpieOP
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I'm Tuesday-Saturday right now, though it's going to change to Monday-Friday at year's end
jadedcynic: Really? Well, good for me, I drive a cab on Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, so today is my 'Friday' AGAIN - got two days off to look forward to; thanks @LoadingReadyRun LUL
thedudetrio: What is the tape for @LoadingReadyRun? Is it just in case Adam has to break dow na door?
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jadedcynic: Thanks for the HahaSweat @stillanemokid
Kramburger: More like THIRSTday
monkeyrama: New dice PogChamp
Comeback323: You should be using them today :P
Diabore: they look real good
Sarah_Serinde: ~lasttweet dice
LRRTwitter: [5m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Time for a bonus Dice Friends! | Adam (with Paul) is running a Fighting Fantasy book, as he explores The Port of Peril. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELENU9GU0AAr7Ce.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1202757238860861443
Earthenone: ~lasttweet new dice
LRRTwitter: [10d ago] @loadingreadyrun> Time for a brand new Dice Friends! Cameron is taking Kathleen , Matt, Serge and Erika back to the 6th District of Ravnica for Under Torchlight! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1199131173345083392
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, right :D
monkeyrama: We're not using them here januar1Think
jadedcynic: dose DICE *drool*
djalternative: are you using them tonight?
TheMerricat: @thedudetrio The tape is for chat when we get too mouthy. :-P
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun https://i.imgur.com/gFcQJ5D.png
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Elaro_56: The Port of Peril! Pairs perfectly with the Camembert of Chaos!
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Kramburger: Limited Edition, in that THIS edition is limited, others won't be
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants I'm . . . afraid to ask what your sleeping habits are
Earthenone: we tried to paul!
thedudetrio: @TheMerricat LUL
Technic_AL: those dice makes for great stocking stuffers!
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KhaineSD: Nice lrrAWESOME
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heckle_hide: SUP BIG SPOON DICE MAN
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myrddinthewizard: Those dice are lrrDOTS_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SG !!!
ArcOfTheConclave: How goes dice no friends?
control_rig: That's awesome
monkeyrama: For real? That's awesome!
PharaohBender27: @jadedcynic Huh, I just noticed that
ibplunderin: that is great.
Arclight_Dynamo: If "SLAP" isn't engraved on the inside...
thedudetrio: THE BONES OF TREES AND THE SKINS OF BEASTS! lrrIAN
monkeyrama: lrrIAN 🤚
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
e_bloc: oh noooooooo
Diabore: honour not valid?
monkeyrama: Paul no NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit www.wyrmwoodgaming.com/ and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
Earthenone: premature slapulation
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 Sleep is weakness entering the body.
mtvcdm: !patreon
ElementalAlchemist: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts. Offer not valid.
KartoffelKaiser: Yet another good omen Kappa
LRRbot: 2393 patrons for a total of $14,045.79 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
bl1ghtn1n6: lrrIAN
Kramburger: If you bring your dice tray to a can, can you get Ian or Adam to slap it?
RealGamerCow: o no, the patreon has dipped
Kramburger: *con
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants Well, in that case I'm proud to be a weakling! Kappa
mtvcdm: RealGamerCow, it's start of the month. It always dips a bit start of the month.
Earthenone: its near the start of december, a dip is to be expected
Juliamon: RealGamerCow Often happens at the start of a month
Pteraspidomorphi: Twelve friends, plus the other two guys?
jadedcynic: Wyrmwood Gaming:(approx. 13 times a week) "Dammit, Ian"
sing_o_muse: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @hd_dabnado
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow It seems to fluctuate a but
noSmokeFire: starting a youtube group BEFORE yotube
accountmadeforants: PharaohBender27 (But seriously, I'm fine, I just have a weird schedule that makes me forget what day it is on the regular.)
PharaohBender27: *bit
TheMerricat: LRR = Millennial Garage Rock Band. :-P
monkeyrama: B A M
BusTed: Guess we don't have to watch now!
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat "we won't go until we get some" xmas pudding lol
monkeyrama: seedless watermelon, tho
TheMerricat: You can still chock on them
TheMerricat: choak even
Omega_Lairon: Well if you count wine as "grape related" ...
snowcookies: Grapes are poisonous to dogs
jadedcynic: @monkeyrama you can choke on the rind of watermelon, not so with the skin of a grape
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jadedcynic: no
Arclight_Dynamo: They've done D&D, but are not the D&D dudes.
thedudetrio: @TheMerricat could you imagine Graham shredding a guitar?
monkeyrama: Who eats the watermelon rinds? WutFace
Earthenone: he did munchkin i think?
jadedcynic: Steve Jackson did lotsa RPGs, but nothing D&D
Arclight_Dynamo: Steve Jackson is the GURPS dude.
jadedcynic: @monkeyrama drunk people
Omega_Lairon: The Continuing and Baffling Adventures of Otaku Jeff
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:42.
monkeyrama: SeriousSloth
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what kind of character are we going to roll today?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1585: "How dare you leave this stream for content that is much better!" —James [2016-01-16]
Pteraspidomorphi: There are two game designers called Steve Jackson, one of whom did Munchkin, and both of them wrote books for that series
jadedcynic: Gary Gygax & Dave Arneson were TSR/D&D
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Wouph: 30 months of LRR to celebrate turning 30.
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philippekav: there's actually 2 Steve Jackson
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Pteraspidomorphi: And they are both credited as just "Steve Jackson"
monkeyrama: What is GURPS
Alness49: Otaku Jeff Rides Again!
DarkMorford: Generally Useless Role-Playing System :P
Arclight_Dynamo: I should play GURPS some time...
khawl: Different Steve Jacksonm did GURPS
jadedcynic: Steve Jackson: GRUPS, Car Wars, Illumanti
PharaohBender27: @thedudetrio @TheMerricat After his lipsync performance at this year's Desert Bus, I can actually envision that
monkeyrama: Ah
ElementalAlchemist: Or from slamming our heads repeatedly into a door
e_bloc: otaku geoff
johnhelix: Generic Universal Role Playing System.
monkeyrama: Otaku Jeff rides again PogChamp
thedudetrio: @PharaohBender27 YAS
Kramburger: But Adam, *Reading* is Magic
DarkMorford: @johnhelix I like mine better. :P
jadedcynic: late 80's
justwhatever_idk: Adam I dare you to take every option that is on an Even Numbered Page regardless of what sense it makes
DiscordianTokkan: Scholastic?Nice!
Alness49: The Curse of Otaku Jeff's Gold
TheMerricat: @monkeyrama It was/is a D&D contemporary RPG that was meant to be as generic as possible (in a good way) so you could play any sort of setting, from fantasy to sci-fi, to martial arts, etc.
monkeyrama: Totally new? Neat
thedudetrio: Take a look, it's in a book, A Reading Rainbow!
Crazy_Miner51: Is this a one person RPG?
monkeyrama: Oh awesome, thanks @TheMerricat
Earthenone: yup
staticdisplay: <message deleted>Adam always seems like he just woke up five minutes before he goes on stream
BusTed: A real fighting fantasyhead.
PharaohBender27: @Crazy_Miner51 Essentially
Kramburger: I think we're up Otaku Jeff III
DiscordianTokkan: As is Tradition
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: A long line of Otakus Jeff
circusofkirkus: he's a lich
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put mtvcdm in Smash, you cowards!
monkeyrama: Otaku Jeff can never truly die
Cepsys: like James Bond
Earthenone: i thought it was a dred pirate situaton
KartoffelKaiser: He's like Otaku Jeff Kappa
Kramburger: Otaku Jeff is related to your Aunt Euphemia
kalateth: Scott Bacula?
Robot_Bones: James Bond
justwhatever_idk: is the family name Otaku or the family name Jeff
xantos69: James Bond
TamesLovesGames: he's The Doctor, he regenerates
Omega_Lairon: He never dies, he just blacks out and shows up in ever more improbably places
WizardZedd: The Doctor
Questhere: I thought it was a mad max situation
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:31.
JakeKamas: He's like Squee from Magic
Kikazi: perhaps, with different stats, he DOES die but is constantly reborn
mtvcdm: That went differently than I'd intended
Juliamon: Otaku Jeff lives, dies, and lives again
Tiber727: Otaku Jeff is obviously an isekai character.
holidayMD: Is he just reborn after he dies?
accountmadeforants: For each adventure, there is an Otaku Jeff. But they're still the same Otaku Jeff.
djalternative: The Watcher died in Original Sin
justwhatever_idk: They updated the moderator icon whoa
monkeyrama: Yes LUL
Cepsys: or The Doctor
jadedcynic: Dread Pirate Robers
Lithobraker: Otaku Jeff is the Dread Pirate Roberts
Earthenone: dread pirate otaku jeff
TheMerricat: Dread Pirate Roberts.
DoctorHutch: Mad max, or robin hood, a folk hero?
Andmcmuffin2: there must always be an Otaku Jeff
DigitalSeahorse: Han Solo Kappa
myrddinthewizard: Dread Pirate Roberts!
Diabore: dr whom
Kramburger: If you have a ponytail and a Karate sword, you too can be Otaku Jeff
mtvcdm: Dr. Hoost
BusTed: Whomst'd've!
CamelAttack: Jeff, Otaku Jeff. A Strawberry Daiqury please shaken not stirred.
justwhatever_idk: Peter Capaldi as Otaku Jeff
Lithobraker: Otaku Jeff, noted drug lord Kappa
Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
monkeyrama: Time to roll some 1s PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: "Good night, I'll be sure to study the blade in the morning"
BusTed: What's the spell situation this time around?
thedudetrio: @BusTed None
Kramburger: @BusTed No spells, except for the spell the story will cast over us all
mtvcdm: Nat 1! Nat 1! Nat 1!
jadedcynic: @BusTed no spells here; this is a more 'conventional' FF story
DigitalSeahorse: 10th Doctor's Hand
BusTed: Aha.
Kramburger: Luck is your alternate HP, Combat, and Int skill
monkeyrama: No magic except friendship @BusTed
mtvcdm: There's this thing called moxie...
thedudetrio: The true magic is the doors we try and beat down along the way
orbitaltuna: hey it's that giant child from earlier ccolorD
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun we were assuming the tape was there as a warning. :-)
e_bloc: I am not brave enough
oyleslyck: Oooh this is a final fantasy book I haven't played
noSmokeFire: there's an rpg called Troika that has a similar luck mechanic and totally off-the-wall character classes
control_rig: No. Next question
Omega_Lairon: "Are you a bad enough dude?"
monkeyrama: Flavor text PogChamp
SageOfSquirrels: Yes! Made it in time for the adventure.
Earthenone: zombies? it must be a 20XX fantasy book
mtvcdm: Embark on an epic quest to die by running into a door repeatedly.
NightValien28: so we will face many man in jars
orbitaltuna: port of peril? harbor of hatred? dock of death?
DoctorHutch: just cracked an eldraine booster and got Robber of the Rich PogChamp
thedudetrio: @LoadingReadyRun Adam's worst nightmare: The unbreakable door
monkeyrama: We're going on a real adventure!
Kramburger: My worst Nightmare is the one where i get stabbed to death by a talking Raptor in my primary school
KartoffelKaiser: More flavor text PogChamp
thedudetrio: @DoctorHutch Nice!
Lithobraker: Ok I've got my crochet project ready lets do this adam!
e_bloc: happens about 1 out of 6 times
monkeyrama: YOOOOO
Earthenone: lrrSACK
BusTed: nice
snowcookies: magic
Paranundrox: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Kramburger: LET'S DO THIS
KartoffelKaiser: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatTROG
hd_dabnado: NICR
jadedcynic: lrrSACK
orbitaltuna: nice
Comeback323: easy mode
thedudetrio: PogChamp
Andmcmuffin2: rooEZ
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Oecking: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
orbitaltuna: and it's even 69
Earthenone: skill is a game of luck
Paranundrox: Can't Lose
Robot_Bones: Rigged! Collusion!
jadedcynic: easy game; easy life
monkeyrama: We're unstoppable PogChamp
circusofkirkus: I see we're in the Bengineering school of gameplay
Paranundrox: wheelerHub wheelerHub
snowcookies: I'm clipping that in case
Paranundrox: please do
ghostvalv: 15?
BloodForTheCorelab: we can throw ouselves at the door 20 times?
mtvcdm: Not bad.
jadedcynic: not bad...
e_bloc: so lucky
BusTed: ez game
thedudetrio: Nice
Paranundrox: 20 attempts to open the door
KartoffelKaiser: The god stats PogChamp
noSmokeFire: lrrSACK
Sarah_Serinde: ngl, I was kinda hoping for the luck roll to be terrible after that skill roll :P
Kramburger: lrrSACK <- Hey look it's Adam
Earthenone: yup
accountmadeforants: Otaku Jeff comes from a long lineage of people who just win.
orbitaltuna: 20 doors ccolorD
noSmokeFire: winners ram themselves into a door twelve times
korvys: YOU WALKED INTO A DOOR AND DIED
xantos69: That is correct...Surely after 20 attempts at the door it will work. lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK katesSass_SG benginLucky
Paranundrox: @Sarah_Serinde I was hoping for snakeeyes on stamina
oyleslyck: Winner... except when he kills himself trying to break down a door
Comeback323: says the man who killed himself on a door
NightValien28: ok luck boi
ani_laurel: did I miss anything?
Kramburger: Adam won by headbutting a door to (his) death
KartoffelKaiser: hey now that was a fearsome door
GDwarf: korvys Be fair, he *ran* into a door. Repeatedly! Then died.
NightValien28: Comeback323 right!!!
BusTed: Sequel hooks!
monkeyrama: Worldbuilding seabatBRAIN
oyleslyck: @ani_laurel he just rolled stats
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Robot_Bones: Rich Lore seabatTROG
orbitaltuna: it's the principle of door opening
Arclight_Dynamo: Prelude.
jadedcynic: Story Time! *gets comfy
monkeyrama: The only time lore isn't ResidentSleeper !!
orbitaltuna: foreplay
Kaszoski: Thanks for the HahaSleep @11dot
SageOfSquirrels: @monkeyrama thanks for the clips, as always
staticdisplay: Title crawl
DigitalSeahorse: HahaReindeer
monkeyrama: <3 @SageOfSquirrels
NightValien28: who named those rivers?
fatherllymic: Let's do this!
NightValien28: that took a turn
thedudetrio: lrrADAM_SG
Alness49: Catfish river is more of a stream
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Omega_Lairon: "1 for 5 Wednesdays might have been a mistake" : p
Kramburger: Maybe just tip out the poison?
monkeyrama: Must've been poisoned 4Head
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Robot_Bones: its the children who are wrong
Kramburger: Sounds like Twitch Chat
orbitaltuna: no-longer poisoned chalice (now rash free)
GDwarf: Is this each individual is *mostly* human, or the population is mostly humans?
staticdisplay: I'm mostly human
BusTed: Morcs.
DigitalSeahorse: HahaSweat HahaShrugRight HahaShrugRight HahaShrugRight
monkeyrama: LUL
thedudetrio: Man-orcs or orc-mans?
monkeyrama: Did Adam write this?
ani_laurel: so rip-off half orcs?
orbitaltuna: crushed peas?
Naarius: I heard beef yogurt
Kramburger: I call one beefy ogre
NightValien28: tag yourself I am a beefy ogre
KartoffelKaiser: These are some bizarre stereotypes
randomino5: Half man, half orc, all man-orc
PharaohBender27: Man, all these stereotypes . . .
korvys: Beefy Yoga
BusTed: Go Cy.
Lithobraker: Thick. Pea. Soup.
Omega_Lairon: Psy?
Earthenone: oppa Chalice Style
staticdisplay: also only smity in Chalice
Cepsys: unusually friendly cyclops HahaHide
ritchards: Cy
thedudetrio: Ci? Psy?
Omega_Lairon: Sounds like a right proper Gentleman
ani_laurel: I love this world building tbh
NightValien28: they preparing you
staticdisplay: Quiz later
monkeyrama: We're going to buy one of those swords? 👀
Kramburger: "Hey Cyclops, we're going to call you Cy!" "Uh my name's Dave?" "Hahaha classic Cy"
PharaohBender27: "You guess wrong, I get to test the sword on you"
RealGamerCow: no precious stones? Bah
ritchards: 11 secret herbs and spices?
e_bloc: foreward by George R.R. Martin
Earthenone: i hought he would go by scott summers
randomino5: Page 84 "name 7 products distributed here"
orbitaltuna: unctions
staticdisplay: @Kramburger Mostly people named Hugh
Earthenone: but sure, lets call him cy
orbitaltuna: potion seller?
DipneaDragon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:34.
TheMerricat: @e_bloc this is way more streamlined than what Martin would write, plus not enough food porn.
staticdisplay: Hugh Mann
KartoffelKaiser: @orbitaltuna I'm going into battle. and i need your strongest potions
PharaohBender27: So we're a rogue
jadedcynic: 'Hard Earned"?
DigitalSeahorse: RPGHP HahaBall RPGMana
Robot_Bones: Seasoned with Paprika
monkeyrama: We've been through at least 3 advesntures
Omega_Lairon: "Turn ons: Murder. Larceny" Kappa
Kramburger: Seasoned Adventurer with the colonel's secret recipe
TheMerricat: RPGOops RPGFireball RPGGhosto
PharaohBender27: Pagan Plains!? katesWat
thedudetrio: Darn I was hoping you would be a thief and we could all call you Piccolo GOKU
jadedcynic: Callbacks!
monkeyrama: We're doing them all eventually, right? BlessRNG
Lithobraker: Brand Synergy!
bv310: Breaking the reading order
Kramburger: 10000 gold pieces could get you 50 swords!
kalateth: port blacksand is a book too City of Thieves I think
BusTed: The Fighting Fantasy literary universe.
TheMerricat: You really ARE the same Otaku Jeff. :-)
Kramburger: Otaku Jeff eats out of trash cans
SageOfSquirrels: So Otaku Jeff just keeps adventuring, that's why Adam keeps rolling so well; he's just reading us a story.
monkeyrama: Adam and Ben??
Arclight_Dynamo: Ben!
Kramburger: Holy shit it IS adam and ben
monkeyrama: It totally is LUL
Comeback323: this has much better storytelling than the others
mtvcdm: Everyone is always gormless. Nobody ever has gorm.
Kramburger: This is Tolkien levels of world-building.
BusTed: Bamboozled!
Kramburger: Looking forward to the three page songs
mtvcdm: Stitched up like a kipper!
Omega_Lairon: See, it's fake. Right here, the X is labelled "ur mom's house lol"
Kramburger: This guy SUCKS lrrADAM
EscherichiaCole: I ship Eric and Gregory
KartoffelKaiser: This narration is so excessive
TheMoatman: C'est la vie
sensationaloil: replace fat frog with twitch chat and we got adam
snowcookies: 5 stages of depression went by so fast
noSmokeFire: it's his wedding ring :(
monkeyrama: We sure are learning a lot about the book version of Adam and Ben
Kramburger: Well is it full of amulets, or is it full of rings? FIGURE IT OUT GREGOR
Omega_Lairon: Uhhhhhh...
KartoffelKaiser: "The Ring of Burning Snakes"
Sarah_Serinde: I do not want this ring
monkeyrama: Of course! LUL
randomino5: I think you can get a cream for that
jadedcynic: 4cp is a deece price for an engaging story
noSmokeFire: NO SHIT IT BELONGED TO A WIZARD
Cepsys: Nicol Bolas
RealGamerCow: nicol bolas?
thedudetrio: One Ring to find them
fracassio: Nicol Bolas? =O
DoctorHutch: hot snakes?
Rockario: Is it a ring that burns snakes, or a ring *of* burning snakes?
Kramburger: Burning snakes is what you get if you don't use protection kids
Pteraspidomorphi: At least it's not DiMaggio
BusTed: slytqShrug
NightValien28: hahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: I don't need this map! YEET
NightValien28: free ring
Kramburger: wheelerY wheelerT
snowcookies: Time to take it
Omega_Lairon: What a waste... he could use it for like shopping lists... or art...
KartoffelKaiser: Thanks for the map idiot seabatTROG
NightValien28: best start to an adventure
jadedcynic: welcome to drunkenness :|
monkeyrama: Free map PogChamp
TheMerricat: What are the odds we are being set up? ;-)
Kramburger: Man, Westworld is really good at hiding it's adventure hooks
KartoffelKaiser: @TheMerricat 8 million percent
jadedcynic: sure beats both "You all meet in a travern" AND the 'you awaken in a prison cell' :P
ritchards: you may want to take notes
Andmcmuffin2: this WILL be on the test
thedudetrio: Left Right RIght, got it
Omega_Lairon: LRR? We'll never remember that
Arclight_Dynamo: Murgat Shurr?
Diabore: isnt left right right just right?
Kramburger: LRR HOW WILL WE REMEMBER IT
KartoffelKaiser: @jadedcynic hey, you. You're finally awake
thedudetrio: @Omega_Lairon PogChamp
ani_laurel: This is Megamind level incompetence "There s a rug that says Secret Entrance"
thedudetrio: LRR!
e_bloc: right right left right
KartoffelKaiser: They know PogChamp
Kramburger: They're WATCHING
monkeyrama: He's a LRR fan PogChamp
snowcookies: It's like they knew you would stream this book
noSmokeFire: this map EMPTY! yeet
TiagoToledo: what if the map ie LYING tatGlam
monkeyrama: Looooool
thedudetrio: LUL
NightValien28: YES
ritchards: Mergat? SURE!
korvys: A, the Smoking Aces approach
PhorrestGaze: we're mergat unsure
snowcookies: you idiot
GDwarf: This map has a spell of being thrown away on it
Omega_Lairon: "Aw man, this isn't a legendary enchanted sword after all... s'just made of wood (crumples up sword)"
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Juliamon: Could it JUST BE A CROW?
ani_laurel: ah, adventure by horoscope
Lithobraker: crows, noted good omens
Kramburger: You have YOUR LIFE to loose
Pteraspidomorphi: Saved by superstition
PhorrestGaze: caw
Rytel: Crows, omens of luck
NarishmaReborn: an omen? roll to start the HAUNT
monkeyrama: caw caw!
Pteraspidomorphi: Roll 5
DiscordianTokkan: Good Crowmen
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philippekav: fickle much ?
noSmokeFire: crows know a plothook when they see one
monkeyrama: It was Serge all along!
Omega_Lairon: "Oh wait, that's not a bird, it's just Superman"
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ani_laurel: This might be why your poor
TiagoToledo: Crows always happen for a reason tatGlam
SageOfSquirrels: When you ignore the DM's Plot Hook
Pteraspidomorphi: No food, only flour
Andmcmuffin2: only amulets and the one ring, no less
thedudetrio: I so want the ring to be made of burning snakes
mtvcdm: Guaranteed at least one of these is critical for the endgame.
Omega_Lairon: "No-one will think to look for a ring in an amulet chest"
SageOfSquirrels: @Omega_Lairon "Genius!"
mtvcdm: !y
LRRbot: HONK
Diabore: NO
MachCaliber: OH SHIT WE BACK ON THIS
Lithobraker: We have a bell? We dark souls now bois
thedudetrio: @LoadingReadyRun you have the bell for the goose
Omega_Lairon: Hootie?
MachCaliber: Has anyone made a Levitate joke yet?
noSmokeFire: THAT BRASS OWL BELONGED TO YOUR FATHER
monkeyrama: Hooite PogChamp
Kramburger: That Brass Owl was given to me by my FATHER, who died headbutting a door!
e_bloc: and a frikkin goblet
thedudetrio: @noSmokeFire THE BRASS OWL IS YOUR FATHER
SageOfSquirrels: show some respect to your heirlooms!
korvys: It's the "I rolled on the trinket table" item, Paul
jadedcynic: wait....first two itens are a candle AND a BELL...tell me you've got any sort of book, and I guerantee you will end up having to exorcise a demon
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noSmokeFire: @thedudetrio nnnNNooo! that's impossible!
Omega_Lairon: So... Otaku Jeff is a brony? >_>
Juliamon: ok that goblet's GOTTA be worth a silver or two
Kramburger: Ah yes, the posioned chalice
myrddinthewizard: Copper nails, in case that's is important.
Arclight_Dynamo: Nails are worth a LOT of money in medieval times, too...
KartoffelKaiser: Your friend said the owl was worthless when you bought it, and you haven't sold it yet because you don't want to prove him right
kalateth: its the vender trash from your last adventure
jadedcynic: this sounds like loot...maybe each of these 'valuable' items are stuff you decided to keep because you LIKE them
randomino5: @Arclight_Dynamo You beat me to it, those fuckers are hand-made
monkeyrama: Tomato sandwich januar1Think
jadedcynic: @KartoffelKaiser touche, nicely done!
Omega_Lairon: "Add inventory: half eaten tomato sammich"
Arclight_Dynamo: @randomino5 Yuuup.
TheMerricat: ErrorsEdit In sections 1 and 268 you are instructed to add 1 point to your stamina after eating some food, even though you can't have lost any Stamina yet and cannot exceed your maximum.
randomino5: ???
RealGamerCow: Buddy just likes trash, i guess
jadedcynic: #DammitLivingston!
thedudetrio: Maybe you don't in this book
bradlby: just eat trash
noisyblizzard: so a rotten tomato sandwich adds stamina ^^
TheMerricat: You do.
SageOfSquirrels: @jadedcynic is that what Key Items are in RPGs?
PhorrestGaze: we're poor
monkeyrama: It's you, Adam. you're always hungry LUL
Omega_Lairon: Otaku Jeff might just be a crazy hobo >_>
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's an error according to the wiki for the book
Paranundrox: Health Overflow
DoctorHutch: new game +?
Paranundrox: you're now at negative health
Paranundrox: you die
PhorrestGaze: we just like it
NarishmaReborn: in case you time loop while damaged?
NotCainNorAbel: move to cheat step early
RegisTKM: maybe you just like trash
Kaszoski: Save money
sing_o_muse: we're a literal murder hobo
Kramburger: Because it's Otaku Jeff and he's TRASH
thedudetrio: Wut
Officinalis: character is a freegan
Earthenone: our son might be an idiot
Omega_Lairon: "we lost focus during the intro" : p
jadedcynic: @SageOfSquirrels Bell, Book & Candle are the three material compenents of an actual RW exorcism
mtvcdm: You fat cats didn't value this unicorn goblet! Now it's mine!
xantos69: Look if you are about to go an question every little thing...it all falls apart.
korvys: Errors: "You are supposed to be penniless and hungry at the start, yet the Rules say you commence the adventure with 10 sets of provisions and a magic potion."
Arclight_Dynamo: This book is just a vore simulator, isn't it?
PhorrestGaze: wait, so you can eat it later?
Earthenone: we could try and sell him an owl
SageOfSquirrels: He's tired of eating rations. They're boring and he's sick of it. Trash would be tastier to Otaku Jeff now.
oyleslyck: saving the provisions for emergencies and resorts to trash before digging into his supply
thedudetrio: What magic potion did you take?
SageOfSquirrels: @jadedcynic that's interesting, we should keep that in mind...
mtvcdm: Go left!
Omega_Lairon: He might ask uncomfortable questions about Jeff's eating of garbage >_>
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Potion of Fortune: adds 1 point to the player's Initial luck score and then restores the player's luck to this new Initial level.
monkeyrama: Luck seems like it'd be the hardest to restore
SharkHero08: whats your plan if you run into another locked door?
Kaszoski: Another locked door? Smack into it
Omega_Lairon: You may pick one potion: a potion of setting yourself on fire, ditch water, a super awesome luck potion, or Sprite Kappa
thedudetrio: Paul that's not how potions work
PhorrestGaze: I-ron
RealGamerCow: This author really liked long lists.
TheMerricat: @Omega_Lairon exactly, I don't see why you'd get any of the others, especially given how luck works.
monkeyrama: The shop! PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: How many different types of obscure polearm are on display?
noisyblizzard: they really like listing things in this one
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
CranstonSnord: Careful, the cyclops has his eye on you
philippekav: ah good old retail puns
KartoffelKaiser: Can I get a glaive-guissarme or will i be stuck with a Halberd?
thedudetrio: Will you become his pupil?
Earthenone: try and sell him an owl!
noSmokeFire: maybe he LOVES owls
SageOfSquirrels: @TheMerricat Maybe Fortune is Easy Mode and Sprite is Hard Mode.
Omega_Lairon: Not enough gold for a non moldy sandwich at least >_>
PhorrestGaze: why else would we did through the trash?
Arclight_Dynamo: Gud sord.
BusTed: A hairy ham hand.
Omega_Lairon: lrrHAM
monkeyrama: LUL Paul
Diabore: a hairy hamd
Durzo_Blint_: I love that ham is a unit of measurement
myrddinthewizard: lrrHAM
thedudetrio: nice paul
mtvcdm: Fight!
StephenJM81: Attack!
Earthenone: 12 skill
Cepsys: rob dis fool
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, correct spelling on "armoury."
Oecking: Attacking the cyclops seems like a great plan.
Lithobraker: Cyclops totally has a Etsy store
BusTed: Fight everything!
Paranundrox: 12 skill 12 skill!
KartoffelKaiser: Aren't we weaponless
mtvcdm: Enter the gungeon!
silenceaux: This seems foolish
thedudetrio: Unless you can come back
monkeyrama: We're unkillable
silenceaux: please continue
xantos69: Yea, but that makes you the bad guy.
hinhanska: do 195 anyway
monkeyrama: Save scum it Kappa
ani_laurel: hubris
NightValien28: I would not put it past this game
Juliamon: Cyclops is just trying to make a living, leave him alone
Earthenone: f5?
KartoffelKaiser: Even if you win, surely the guards would be after you for murder
Arclight_Dynamo: Pork mitts.
Sorfingur_the_Wizard: maybe you could have robbed the guy you didn't want to talk to
e_bloc: this game is very confused
monkeyrama: We... don't have money
DoctorHutch: the inside of the store could be sent to from other places
hinhanska: so 33
7gorobei: mobile suet hamhand Zed
e_bloc: maybe we could have gotten money from the guy we ignored
xantos69: Dude just walk away.
hd_dabnado: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Comeback323: fight\
one_last_time_: Fight!
Durzo_Blint_: he literally has weapons
noisyblizzard: the cyclops seems so nice
mtvcdm: Be the Boshy you want to see in the world!
Durzo_Blint_: and you don'
Omega_Lairon: "That'll be 10 gold bits" "I don't have any, but I'm a protagonist, so I'm good for it, right" "Works for me. Enjoy"
monkeyrama: Don't want to lose that 12 skill
monkeyrama: januar1Think
noSmokeFire: he doesn't kill you, but he IS very disappointed
Kramburger: Kill him and take his shit
Kramburger: Otaku jeff robs corpses
monkeyrama: Hm
thedudetrio: Do it!
NarishmaReborn: Ah, the gig economy
Omega_Lairon: Gainful employment at long last. Now we can buy all the tomato sammiches we want!
monkeyrama: We need anther bird omen
Juliamon: This game is literally just Shenmue 3
Pteraspidomorphi: Which bird?
NightValien28: I hope one of the endings is otaku jeff becomes the best merchant in town
Kramburger: Fucking around like it Shenmue and we're doing everything but looking for our father's killer
SageOfSquirrels: This is training to prepare for flaming snakes.
Durzo_Blint_: inb4 he stiffs you
monkeyrama: If only we had saved that sandwich
Durzo_Blint_: called it
DiscordianTokkan: Good thing that tomato sandwich gave you a stamina
NightValien28: oh no
thedudetrio: Rude
one_last_time_: Fight!
control_rig: Fight em
Andmcmuffin2: Jebaited
DiscordianTokkan: Smash the hell out of those bastards
e_bloc: we taking it out of his ass
KartoffelKaiser: SwiftRage gettem!
xantos69: Yea, this guy I totally fight.
NightValien28: we will not be payed in exposure
control_rig: Kick his ass!
Cepsys: cyclops good. ogre bad
Arclight_Dynamo: Otaku Jeff is Union, baby!
monkeyrama: Oh dang
silenceaux: But is it 12 skilled
NightValien28: unionize all over his face
noisyblizzard: ^^
SageOfSquirrels: He thought tiring you out with work would slow you down - but it wont!
korvys: 4 or 1
monkeyrama: 12 skill OP
Pharmacistjudge: What?!? 12 skill? Easy life!
PhorrestGaze: all skill
SageOfSquirrels: Ogre didn't know you rolled 12 skill when he picked this fight
monkeyrama: LUL You were saying?
MachCaliber: Exhilarating
Durzo_Blint_: wwtf
KartoffelKaiser: Look, Otaku Jeff is poor because instead of working he was studying the blade
Omega_Lairon: It's like seeing Obi-Wan mowing down armies of hapless droids
circusofkirkus: never punished
Durzo_Blint_: Otaku Jeff is OP AF
yallz: wow these books bring me back
xantos69: Flawless victory.
noSmokeFire: f l a w l e s s
Kaszoski: Wow
Naarius: D:
hd_dabnado: uhhhhhh, actually
Kramburger: WOW
Omega_Lairon: Yeah, don't stop at 50%
hd_dabnado: *pushes glasses*
Shadowner: the other ogre is tanky
Pharmacistjudge: well, combat very easy
Andmcmuffin2: ogres have a 50% mortality rate to Otaku Jeff
myrddinthewizard: lrrSCOOP_TK
SageOfSquirrels: Which is better to have 12 in - skill or luck?
KartoffelKaiser: I hope the guards don't find this dead Ogre.
Alness49: Well we no longer have a breeding pair
monkeyrama: Skill has been great
noSmokeFire: time to rob their house :)
ritchards: I Ron Key
SageOfSquirrels: to hide the body, turn to page 260
Kaszoski: @Alness49 life, life finds a way
Durzo_Blint_: so you found a nickel
Omega_Lairon: 3 Au, 0 Ag, 15 Cu
monkeyrama: We can go shopping PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: We just killed a man over 3 dollars
the_one_and_only_kim: I'd have loved if the merchant called for the police and hot you arrested
hd_dabnado: this sounds like the high rise section
hd_dabnado: yep
NightValien28: we found the burgois
TheMerricat: Sell him our brass owl. :-P
ArcOfTheConclave: Man-orc?
myrddinthewizard: The Dice?
Andmcmuffin2: Dice are a page break I think
monkeyrama: It's a new one PogChamp
noSmokeFire: half-orc?
noSmokeFire: sexy orc?
Stolatos: Man-orc might be a half orc?
monkeyrama: Manorc
TheMoatman: Maybe as opposed to she-orc
Durzo_Blint_: Uruk Hai?
SageOfSquirrels: 3/4 man, 1/4 orc?
aitsu100: cant call em half orcs
jadedcynic: Man Orc; male orc?
Omega_Lairon: Orcs are tenors, man-orcs are baritones? Kappa
TheMoatman: Which is a term I've definitely seen
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like Trogdor, but orc
Shadowner: orc-lady
Earthenone: Wo-Man-Orc
thedudetrio: Adam don't assume that
Tantusar: Dice are at the bottom of pages to allow you to select at random if you don't actually have dice.
ArcOfTheConclave: @Pteraspidomorphi Trogdorc?
TheMoatman: Maybe he's from the Manorc clan and is just a big dude
hd_dabnado: Otaku Jeff really doesnt like orcs
Sorfingur_the_Wizard: Menorc, native inhabitants of the island Menorca
monkeyrama: Adam the murder hobo, killing an entire city
Durzo_Blint_: Otaku Jeff is a racist
TheMerricat: @Tantusar that's cool. :-)
myrddinthewizard: @Tantusar Thanks!
monkeyrama: Crusha LUL
NightValien28: CRUSHA
Omega_Lairon: He totally gave himself that nickname >_>
PunkRockZoologist: Old-fashioned way to say Half-Orc is my guess.
Earthenone: sell owl!
NightValien28: omg that name is amazing
monkeyrama: Man doesn't want our owl DansGame
Comrademik: has Adam died yet?
seth_erickson: Crusha knows only one thing make a guess
SageOfSquirrels: did we forget that the owl is his father? we can't sell it.
seth_erickson: not yet Comrademik
Juliamon: I appreciate that this book is letting us just casually windowshop. Very realistic.
noSmokeFire: maybe we can sell him our bones
johkmil: Rag-and-bone man is only human, after all.
Shadowner: here we go
Omega_Lairon: Go to armoury lane - fight the orc again. Infinite money : p
hd_dabnado: uh, im buffering
hd_dabnado: okay back
philippekav: bring out your dead !
monkeyrama: Can we go back and grab the bones from the orc
Kramburger: "Hi, I'm a dumbass, can you please rob me?"
j0xer: skip all preparation ?
Omega_Lairon: 3 Au, 0 Ag, 14 Cu
LoadingReadyRun: Big thanks to Anaerin on the LRR discord for finding a digital version of the book!
Durzo_Blint_: inb4 he robs you
Shadowner: and ded
ZeniteZero: Adam "Economic Stimulus" Savidan
Anaerin: No problem. :D
monkeyrama: Being the first friend with a lisence is a blessing and a curse LUL
RoastedGravy: EGGBERT?!
Baldrash: The modern equivalent are Coke cans and McDonald's wrappers.
Anaerin: Only 1 G.
NightValien28: eggbert, sounds like a nerd
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
RoastedGravy: Don’t tell Wesker.
monkeyrama: Don't just open boxes? DansGame
thedudetrio: It's a cat
Shadowner: actually that might be helpful
thedudetrio: Which may or many not bealive
Robot_Bones: Mimics DansGame
Quentoxic: What came first? The chickenbert or the eggbert
Elaro_56: Does the box contain the port?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cast Levitation.
Durzo_Blint_: insert brad pitt gif
monkeyrama: Oh my god, please let there be mimics
Mister_BlueSky: HahaThink
Omega_Lairon: Some fool out there just makin' prank boxes for nobody
Shadowner: @Robot_Bones someone makes mimics?
HorusFive: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:23.
Anaerin: Savestates, Savidan. You're making paper-based savestates.
Robot_Bones: not putting it past these books
ritchards: lrrADAM_SG
monkeyrama: Yaztromo PogChamp
Earthenone: yazztromo!
NightValien28: huzzah
ZeniteZero: Yaztromo, m'boy!
noSmokeFire: he helped us in the Forest of Doom
monkeyrama: A fully connected universe Kreygasm
Omega_Lairon: Didn't he turn you into a frog at some point? : p
thedudetrio: His star pupil is the one who T-poses everywhere, isn't it?
Geekscience: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:44.
Anaerin: Children of the corn?
monkeyrama: LUL
Geekscience: What did i miss
ZeniteZero: LUL
HorusFive: have some seedless grapes coward
Comeback323: you have 12 skill!
Kramburger: My dad always said it was better to be an alive coward than a dead hero
itomeshi: Wait... is this a doppleganger?
SageOfSquirrels: Otaku Jeff didn't make it this far by being stupid
djalternative: forest of spiders?!?!
korvys: Hey Paul, here's a pretty high res picture of the map from the front of the book, if you want it. https://images2.imgbox.com/1b/e0/YEgqpd70_o.png
j0xer: corn thief
DiscordianTokkan: Om nom~
monkeyrama: Lol, cowardly corn
saweeks: free corn!
thedudetrio: Mmm corn
Anaerin: Just straight up raw corn.
Earthenone: why do we eat eveything we see?
NarishmaReborn: mmm raw corn
Rytel: Just raw fucking corn
Earthenone: we have 10 days of food!
noSmokeFire: honestly, this is in character for Otaku Jeff
Juliamon: Just chomp into that raw corn
SageOfSquirrels: Thanks @korvys
dumbo3k: fresh corn is delicious, even uncooked
Omega_Lairon: They don't have pesticides in this day and age, you're all good
myrddinthewizard: Corn, the cowards food.
noSmokeFire: incredible swordsman, absolute wingnut
Lithobraker: hey, raw corn is tasty!
TStodden: We STILL have 10 days of food
thedudetrio: We'll make you a kernel now
Pteraspidomorphi: That's only seedless corn
aquinas_0: Raw Sweet Corn is tasty
Rytel: Yes, raw corn is now the most cowardly food
RealGamerCow: Trogdor was here!
Kaszoski: Hey living off the land
aquinas_0: Raw Corn Corn is Not Tasty
Durzo_Blint_: There's a Gru in there monkaS
noSmokeFire: it's just a question of whether the werewolf is wearing pants as it eats you
korvys: I'm a little concerned by the existence of a place called "Forest Of Spiders" on that map
Anaerin: You press on, you make it just before nightfall. You investigate the cottage, you have to camp in the wild.
thedudetrio: These guys are so weak!
Rockario: Man ork, or morks
Geekscience: Man-orc? that just sounds like half-orc with extra steos
j0xer: offer them some corn
Geekscience: steps*
control_rig: As opposed to eating rats with a knife and fork
Fruan: Are... are there female Man Orcs? I feel uncomfortable asking this question.
Geekscience: fe-man-orcs
ArcOfTheConclave: BBQ rat?
Anaerin: "If you win"... But what if you don't...
Diabore: they have to roll 10+ just to do anything
Omega_Lairon: "It's just free XP"
Durzo_Blint_: 14 is tied
monkeyrama: We can't all have 12 skill, Adam NotLikeThis
Geekscience: you die @Anaerin
Anaerin: @Geekscience That seems rather sudden.
Andmcmuffin2: round two
Durzo_Blint_: you literally can't roll less than 14, so these guys are screwed
Comeback323: should have fought the cyclops lol
SwarlonBrando: how did you end up with 12 skill?
Pteraspidomorphi: Can happen on any fight Anaerin
monkeyrama: Then you just die
thedudetrio: Nah, this is more fun
PigmyWurm: I missed the begging. how lucky were you to get 12 skill?
Geekscience: you just run out of hit points and die
Omega_Lairon: "They bumble towards you like drunken babies. You cleave their heads off in a single swipe"
TheMerricat: @SwarlonBrando good rolls when determining his stats
HorusFive: Ah- I arrived late. I see he's using the Ben Ulmer tactic
Rytel: 12 skill is like the plight of Saitama
SwarlonBrando: @TheMerricat thanks!
saweeks: nah being OP is fun
Shadowner: maybe a horse is skill 20
RealGamerCow: or you could have a 12 skill and run into a door until you die..
korvys: Yes
SageOfSquirrels: these guys could only scare us on 14-17...which is pretty easy to beat
korvys: Yes they would
Golldum: there are enough tricks in this game to make 12 skill interesting
Durzo_Blint_: do cowards have corn paul?
thedudetrio: @HorusFive no T-Pose yet
Earthenone: come on jars
Omega_Lairon: What about slimes?
j0xer: greataxe is x3 critical so they always have a chance to 1 shot you
Omega_Lairon: Or cave bats?
monkeyrama: Gnomes?
DiscordianTokkan: If these are Man-Orcs, I hope we see some Dog-Orcs, or Pony-Orcs
Geekscience: and then there's otaku jeff
TheMerricat: Bugbears
Arclight_Dynamo: Kobolds are below goblins, surely?
kalateth: little man faced spiders
noSmokeFire: what about Giant Goblins?
monkeyrama: Never forget the gnomes
ArcOfTheConclave: Yes, we the trools are the worst
Andmcmuffin2: are man-orcs higher tier than orcs?
djalternative: Man Orcs -> Morcs -> Mork and Mindy -> Robin Williams
NightValien28: teeth?
thedudetrio: Take all of it
Geekscience: who doesn't take it all
Omega_Lairon: 3 Au, 0 Ag, 15 Cu
TheMerricat: @Arclight_Dynamo no, Kobolds are way higher than goblins, they are sneaky bastards that'll wait till they can get the drop on you gobos are just cannon fodder
Geekscience: there's no encumberance mechanic, why not
monkeyrama: Gotta write it down, never know when you might need it all
HorusFive: TEETH lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
noSmokeFire: 7 Th
thedudetrio: At some point you will have to make dentures
Anaerin: Given you don't know what's in there, sharp, pokey or poisonous, dumping it out is a better option IMHO.
Quentoxic: Adam would likely get tetanus in this situation
Chaterino: at least one of those items is going to be a man-spider like event
jadedcynic: kobold, goblin, orc, hobgoblin, gnoll, bugbear, ogre, troll...giants?
SkipIives: HahaThisisfine
Shadowner: push the button
monkeyrama: Adam using a pen to keep track of this stuff? Brave.
j0xer: 'if you have teeth in your inventory you are branded a cannibal and executed'
korvys: @monkeyrama Probably easier to see on camera
Biomonkey01: The old King's Quest mentality
DipneaDragon: What is he, a coward?
Juliamon: Maybe you can use the teeth as caltrops
ArcOfTheConclave: is each tooth one item?
silenceaux: I think the implication is that all of this is worthless tat
Simonark: Some of these books arent like that, where the puzzles matter, or they try a new structure . Then again they did one thats all mechas punching dinosaurs
jadedcynic: that is ROUGHLY the 'rankings' of humanoids in AD&D from back in the 80's
Durzo_Blint_: could be slingshot ammo
Anaerin: It's magical - If you throw it at someone, they leave you alone!
Fruan: I always worry about horders in this sort of situation - can you imagine a horder with a bag of holding? It's going to be a nightmare.
monkeyrama: Fair point @korvys
MilkInBag: JARS JARS JARS
thedudetrio: @ArcOfTheConclave We're thinking the same thing I think
NightValien28: oh no
mtvcdm: Jars!
TheMerricat: Are you going to keep the jars? :-)
Mister_BlueSky: seabatsJAR
MilkInBag: jar gang
monkeyrama: Oh myyyy
monkeyrama: Jar squad
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Move the stove.
Paranundrox: are there any men in them
Twilight_Spark: lrrHERE
DipneaDragon: I leave behind 5 teeth
j0xer: leave behind 4 teeth
ArcOfTheConclave: ditch the teeth for jars!
NightValien28: take them all you coward
Earthenone: take 5 jars, leave 4 teeth
Omega_Lairon: Leave the owl, take another jar : p
Rytel: We know Adam takes zero jars
ShDragon: I leave behind 1 tooth to take a jar....?
thedudetrio: @LoadingReadyRun is each tooth one item?
e_bloc: I leave 1 tooth behind for a jar
SnackPak_: This is how it begins
Shadowner: which jar
korvys: Rat tails, in case you want a really trashy hair cut
saweeks: eyes
Comeback323: eyes
silenceaux: Worms
herph: eyeballs
monkeyrama: Those dead flies though LUL
SwarlonBrando: bones
DrWreckage: EYEBALLS
SwarlonBrando: worms
Shadowner: worms for fishing?>
mtvcdm: Fishing minigame!
monkeyrama: Sneep jar of worms
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you give a Rat's Tail to Bahamut, you can class change.
hyralt: 7 teeth? I think Otaku Jeff is the real rag and bone man.
TheMerricat: How do you know the eyeballs are from sheep?
ArcOfTheConclave: opening a can of worms?
bradlby: worm gang
Omega_Lairon: Alright, we got bait in case you wanna go fishing
Naarius: Narrator: Adam was not rewarded
Andmcmuffin2: about to open up a jar of worms
monkeyrama: seabatSEAL There it is, folks
Geekscience: @TheMerricat they Baa
thedudetrio: I see that pun
Shadowner: I hear Efreeti like sheep eyes
l0gin4me: Sounds more like proof that jars contain nothing but trouble Kappa
Simonark: This series ends with Adam being sent back in time and being Ian Livingstone
ElFuzzy: yo, are these books on audible?
ArcOfTheConclave: Zombies!
Geekscience: Oh, im sure theres nothing bad down there
Anaerin: ElFuzzy I'm not sure how that would work.
Juliamon: Consummate Let's Noper right here
ElFuzzy: ditto it's why I'm curious
thedudetrio: ADAM THE CORN
kalateth: exept cyclopses
Geekscience: oh boy
myrddinthewizard: *remembers the cornfield*
monkeyrama: Hiding in corn isn't cowardice, the man was hungry LUL
Mister_BlueSky: Attack the darkness.
Omega_Lairon: The zombies were frat buddies. They were having a party : \
Durzo_Blint_: monkaS
MilkInBag: a trog seabatTROG
Juliamon: Get ready to chop your foot off
MilkInBag: HAHAHAHAH
monkeyrama: LUL
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHAHA
monkeyrama: Almoooost
Shadowner: hah
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK!
Biomonkey01: Why did you tempt fate, Adam?
MilkInBag: wooooooooooooooooooooow
ShDragon: HUBRIIIIIIIS
karpma: *runs head at door*
one_last_time_: So close
NightValien28: YOU had to say it
MCJiopur: Sorry what was that?
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
SkipIives: notthatRIP
monkeyrama: Almost jinxed it LUL
PhorrestGaze: lrrSACK
NightValien28: we fine
snowcookies: lrrSACK_SG
Rytel: Saved by Coward's Corn
MilkInBag: jinx gang jinx gang jinx gang
thedudetrio: Adam don't test the gods of chaos
jadedcynic: "The ONLY way we can fail is if...." dat is predestination jinx, adam
SageOfSquirrels: Last I saw, we beat up some orcs - what'd I miss?
SrMuskrat: lrrSACK_SG
Morrigan9: gollum?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: LoL
Geekscience: wait is his luck and skill both 12?
Geekscience: damn man
Diabore: luck was 11, its now 10
Geekscience: ah
Omega_Lairon: Worst. zombie. ever
Diabore: still absured but not wuite perfect
Diabore: quite
Arclight_Dynamo: INT is the dump stat.
monkeyrama: All points in strength, every other stat was a dump stat
TheMerricat: @Geekscience he's at 10 now, but he has a luck potion so once he drinks that his 'max' luck goes up to 12 and he refills.
Robot_Bones: min/maxed for corn consumption
Geekscience: @TheMerricat wild
Omega_Lairon: Man, this cottage is like party central
Geekscience: this place is happening
Anaerin: Don't want to get trapped under here, like that Zombie.
thedudetrio: Take advantage of the darkness
monkeyrama: Oh dear NotLikeThis
SkipIives: #LoveShack
Omega_Lairon: "Did you kill my roomates? And my zombie?" "Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? NERD!"
Andmcmuffin2: BOTH swords
Pharmacistjudge: drop the pizzas...pick up the swords
7gorobei: noted serial home invasion killer Otaku Jeff
Omega_Lairon: You vaporized him
Diabore: just a murdermans
Robot_Bones: and their pet zombie
Vyous: Actual factual murder hobo
KartoffelKaiser: Chalk PogChamp
PhorrestGaze: while you were eating rats, I studied the blade.
Andmcmuffin2: two chalk PogChamp
Geekscience: oh nice, more misc junk
saweeks: spawn camper
Omega_Lairon: > EAT chalk Kappa
Mister_BlueSky: Is it sidewalk chalk? PogChamp
Durzo_Blint_: nettles can make tea
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Juliamon: This stuff fits around the jar, cushioning it
thedudetrio: Adam is each tooth one item?
Omega_Lairon: You can trade the piece of chalk for another jar! : p
Arclight_Dynamo: Stare directly into the crack.
Pharmacistjudge: i'd laugh if it's explosive runes
Geekscience: aww
Durzo_Blint_: "what kind of psychopath do you think I am", says man who just killed 4 people
monkeyrama: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Omega_Lairon: Canadian zombie?
Anaerin: Canadian Zombie.
PhorrestGaze: canadian zombie?
BusTed: look in the tep
NightValien28: loot
HorusFive: The zombie virus was also his
Nigouki: look under the steps, it's another zombie
thedudetrio: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
l0gin4me: Always backtrack for loot
Simonark: What a pleasant fellow
Anaerin: Brains, eh?
haliberdk: Don't get close. Might bite
Pharmacistjudge: dark canadian phoenix rises!
Durzo_Blint_: "loot"
j0xer: "i can't control it" dark phoenix did nothing wrong?
Shadowner: instead of "brains" they just moan "sorry"
TheMerricat: too bad you don't get xp in fighting fantasy.
KartoffelKaiser: Cursed Bracelet PogChamp
Geekscience: clearly it doenst protect against zombification, so
Comeback323: That's all he had?
Kramburger: DO IT
monkeyrama: Oh my
Diabore: put it on
RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff has been in town for an hour and murdered 5 people.
ArcOfTheConclave: cursed! cursed!
ranknullity: But he was so nice!
tyranidd1: c'mon gamer
nebman227: so you put it on right?
Andmcmuffin2: DO IT
NightValien28: it has to be cursed
ranknullity: how could it be cursed
Anaerin: It's a REWARD. Why would it be cursed?
l0gin4me: DO IT
thedudetrio: Or magically blessed
KartoffelKaiser: Wear it you coward you wont seabatTROG
monkeyrama: Is it cursed, tho januar1Think
HorusFive: If only you had some polished rocks to counteract the curse
SkipIives: DO EEET
hd_dabnado: cursed BUT GOOD?
ShDragon: Otaku Jeff isn't a coward!
seth_erickson: Do it you laying in corn Coward
Geekscience: @Anaerin you must be new here
Andmcmuffin2: with my last breath, I Jebait
BubbaRad: I thought you weren't a coward?
1losttheGame: I mean he did say he was bit, not cursed
Naarius: D:
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Kaszoski: Means you super efficient at murdering
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Zombies are already dead, so you can't murder them.
blip2004: wow page 392 is great
Omega_Lairon: It's not murder if it's zombies
PigmyWurm: put it on
seth_erickson: Warm Bodies disagrees with you
Omthebox: Yes I can.
Morrigan9: well, we can
hd_dabnado: @seth_erickson please no
RealGamerCow: and I guess he didn't kill the orc at the timberyard
Anaerin: Zombies had souls once. Not anymore, though.
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MilkInBag: brains over brawn
ElementalAlchemist: Yes we can. We'd be wrong, but we could.'
blip2004: sorry
snowcookies: zombie sympathizers
matufin0: We can, that does not mean we are correct.
Pharmacistjudge: they totally do...in Dark Souls, I totally get 5 souls for killing them.
Nigouki: wait, Adam is a skeleton racist just like Alex?
monkeyrama: Oh dang, it is sweet
Naarius: wat
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp good curse
TheMerricat: WOOT!
thedudetrio: PogChamp
Pharmacistjudge: whoa, Paul Ban
Geekscience: oh nice
Omthebox: Ban Ramen or Riot OpieOP
monkeyrama: Paul Ban NotLikeThis
Suffix: Paul wouldn't ban a soul. And, I'm not a zombie. i have one.
ElementalAlchemist: An ASMR bracelet?
ArcOfTheConclave: nice loot!
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
BusTed: The fake out!
ElementalAlchemist: a weighted bracelet I guess
KartoffelKaiser: 13 skill PogChamp
Naarius: lrrSACK
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pharmacistjudge: can you have 13 skill?
monkeyrama: He's too powerful :o
NightValien28: sha sha sha rewarded
MilkInBag: Jebaited
Pharmacistjudge: I think you can
Nigouki: Otaku Jeff is OP plz nerf
matufin0: he probably can
KartoffelKaiser: says who
Geekscience: why not
ritchards: I think you can
monkeyrama: Judge!
Comeback323: I think you can
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I believe you can
thedudetrio: You told Ben you could
MadWolf1290: sha sha sha REVOKED
haliberdk: capped skill FeelsAmazingMan
SageOfSquirrels: 13/12 bay-bee
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I Think it does go up to 13
ewalkedaway: why not?
Anaerin: Why not? Isn't it only a max 12 at creation?
kalateth: I think you can. magic weapons up your skill above max
Mister_BlueSky: But does he have a levitate spell? Kappa
Paranundrox: does it say a Dog can't play baseball?
ArcOfTheConclave: chat will allow 13 skill
Arclight_Dynamo: Can a dog play baseball?
Comeback323: well that's instructing you
e_bloc: I think we should go to 14 skill
thedudetrio: Do it you coward
SageOfSquirrels: that didn't sound like "restore your skill" it was "increase skill"
seth_erickson: Twitch Chat Council has convened and has decided to allow 13 skill.
Pharmacistjudge: I think that's more for Luck/Stamina
Geekscience: just go to 15 and call it a day
1losttheGame: I mean it’s a magic item
e_bloc: just automatically win all skill checks
Pharmacistjudge: because luck and stamina are consumed
Going_Medium: How would you have lost skill? I say up them above max.
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KartoffelKaiser: This feels like a buff, and not like healing
ritchards: It's a magic item, increase it
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I see this as a buff
Anaerin: It also says "Stronger than ever".
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I say increase it
e_bloc: same
herph: gain 1 skill
Fruan: I think you go to 13
j0xer: why wouldn't a magic item work on someone
ewalkedaway: its a buff
hyralt: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
monkeyrama: It does just say gain
Pandax0: ups your hp too right?
Going_Medium: Yay! We're a combat god now
PhorrestGaze: always listen to cat
Geekscience: literally unbeatable in a fight?
ElementalAlchemist: PhorrestGaze: meow!
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
FlopsyDingo: go with what feels right
haliberdk: Buffed Zombie FeelsBadMan
Naarius: It was a Canadian Zombie
KartoffelKaiser: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
myrddinthewizard: I always listen to cat!
thedudetrio: We are the almighty gods of this book and we say take the hecking poitns
Kramburger: That's just being a good neighbout
thedudetrio: *points
ArcOfTheConclave: 7skill 8 stam zombie?
Fruan: TEETH
KartoffelKaiser: Teeth?
Geekscience: older and wiser and with more teeth than ever before
KartoffelKaiser: t e e t h
Karfsma778: Yeah, that's good thinking. Don't wanna make the zombie more powerful than it has to be
ranknullity: sure the bracelet is nice but those teeth tho
Cepsys: TEETH
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR ?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Teeth
Omega_Lairon: You can use the teeth to blend the worms into a paste : p
MilkInBag: save scum Kappa
SageOfSquirrels: so, minimum the enemies need to roll 15 to even have a shot at maybe damaging Otaku Jeff
RealGamerCow: These books do sometimes have really good passages that are lies that can't be gotten to.
Suffix: I think it loops. So you go from 12 to 1. Kappa
e_bloc: TEETH
silvalunae: teeth
thedudetrio: teeth!
BusTed: Whatever opinion I see that I agree with.
Naarius: @Omega_Lairon so that's how you make tooth paste?
Mister_BlueSky: TEETH
Fruan: TEETH meme will never die!
lordinkdeath27: Teeth
circusofkirkus: @Suffix overflow error
Dezinkled: I mean you did kill yourself on a door last time for our joy
anetfullofjello: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Omega_Lairon: Naarius - also snail goo... and mint, because I'm not a monster : p
NightValien28: the omen
Geekscience: always investigate
Fruan: Hot take - it's the same bird
Durzo_Blint_: would you sleep in a house with a dead zombie?
TheMerricat: We rested as we slaughtered the orcs
monkeyrama: caw caw!
Juliamon: They are blueberries!
SageOfSquirrels: Why sleep? You're fine.
KartoffelKaiser: Blueberries PogChamp put them on the train
DarkMorford: They are blueberries! Put them on the train!
monkeyrama: FROOT FROOT seabatTROG
circusofkirkus: Blueberries!
thedudetrio: Put them on the train!
Durzo_Blint_: more food!
seth_erickson: The ring filled us with energy we didn't need to rest
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but you're going to run out of blueberries eventually
Lithobraker: Otaku Jeff: "hey look at those vultures circling me! I must be super lucky!"
monkeyrama: It's Adam playing games Kappa
Tiber727: It's food or shelter, not both!
Twilight_Spark: o god
haliberdk: Blueberry Goblins? monkaS
Pharmacistjudge: screaming on the top their lungs..what's going on!
ShDragon: Oh no.
Morrigan9: christmas goblins?
aitsu100: oh fck redcaps
ShDragon: Redcaps.
Officinalis: Those sound like the good guys.
seth_erickson: Are we on Eldrain seabatTROG
Durzo_Blint_: wait, blue skin and red hat? Papa Smurf?
Andmcmuffin2: not redcaps, BLUE IMPS
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Are they smurfs?
Geekscience: Oh you're gonna murder these guys
MilkInBag: that's me
Karfsma778: Fight them you coward
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
monkeyrama: 13 skill, combat god
thedudetrio: FIGHT DIGHT FIGHT
saweeks: it's me
Geekscience: looks like from tomatoe way
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
SageOfSquirrels: you gotta help that man down - clearly these things need to be put down
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit, here comes pacman
ArcOfTheConclave: so we know Adam's position on jars but what is his position on scarecrows?
RealGamerCow: I'm not sure if anyone else is a fan of Journey Quest, but Otaku Jeff is definitely Glorion. +
hd_dabnado: where is the digestive system
KartoffelKaiser: its just a head with feet
DiscordianTokkan: Langoleers in hats!
j0xer: act3 diablo2
Omega_Lairon: Mr. Potato Head had a rough life...
circusofkirkus: kill the smurfs!
monkeyrama: He's literally overpowered
FarleyF: just punt one of them over the hill
AgentMagicMaster: !adult
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e_bloc: tbf easter island statues have proportional bodies
Pinwiz11: They're from Gauntlet
KartoffelKaiser: One at a time LUL
seth_erickson: Wow who would've guessed pac man was based on this book
TheMerricat: Better than the Blue Meanies
Pteraspidomorphi: Unfortunately for them this game doesn't have a dexterity stat
circusofkirkus: OVERKILL
monkeyrama: Otaku Jeff studied the blade really hard
SageOfSquirrels: make a show of the first one
SharkHero08: adams about ti get his but kicked isnt he
haliberdk: Poor imp exploded
circusofkirkus: so, when does the door boss appear?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam can kill imps, it's doors that are too powerful
monkeyrama: It's going to be really hard for him to die in any combat
Omega_Lairon: "Set your sword to gooify"
SageOfSquirrels: blue imp kabob
Eklinaar: Has Adam died to not being able to levitate yet?
thedudetrio: Doors are your only weakness adam
ArcOfTheConclave: do you just pull out a gun and shoot them?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's going to be such a shame when this character dies.
FarleyF: Wormwood Gaming - The Bones of Imps and the Skins of Imps
RealGamerCow: lrrADAM_SG
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well the man in the jar, i mean stuck to a scarecrow pole has been saved
ranknullity: impressive
seth_erickson: not levitating is Ben's Weakness
ritchards: now... do you release the man from the jar... I mean scarecrow bar
Kramburger: Kill him too
HorusFive: Shake him down
Octavian132: Blue Imps, Will they Blend? Survey says yes.
DiscordianTokkan: *looks at map* Deetle Water, right outside the Forest of SPIDERS
seth_erickson: Carnivores with blueberry bushes
AranMathai: This feels like the jar scenario.
MilkInBag: choo choo train
BusTed: This guy's all over the place.
Kramburger: They were vegetarian, this guy's lying
seth_erickson: Froot Froot
DiscordianTokkan: Blueberries: Twice the stamina restoration than raw corn or rotten tomatoes.
Omega_Lairon: "I'm on this quest, but I keep getting sidetracked with murder"
Lithobraker: @DiscordianTokkan Deetle Water is 100% a rebranded Beetle Water
monkeyrama: Stikkle wax
Pteraspidomorphi: And food
MilkInBag: that last sentence is something
monkeyrama: Thanks bud
Geekscience: the mouth sounds in these fictional words is exceptional
Mister_BlueSky: Attack of the Gronk!
Diabore: gotta bonk the gronk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Advice: Don't get bitten by a Gronk
mtvcdm: Can't bonk the Gronk
NightValien28: ah yes the random gronk
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, was it a Gronk in the previous book?
Anaerin: Gronkowski's in this game?
Karfsma778: Can't Bonk The Gronk!
Kramburger: Don'tr get honked by the gronk
Driosenth: bONK THE gRONK
BusTed: You can't bonk the Gronk.
seth_erickson: Stikkle Wax to counteract the Gronk's Venom
KartoffelKaiser: "here's some jargon, none of this means anything"
Suffix: Cant bonk it.
BusTed: Unless you have the wax.
TheMerricat: The Gronk is a Muppet?
aitsu100: the Patriots tightend?
thedudetrio: Dinky Donk, fight a gronk
HorusFive: That's what they said to Tom Brady
Pharmacistjudge: Rob Gronkowski is going to bite you?
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Naarius: Man the Patriots are getting marketing in everything
MadWolf1290: I can only imagine Gronkowski coming for you and carting you off to play football
Banrael: cheer100 Get Gronked?
7gorobei: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @pharaohbender27
Shadowner: loot
Mister_BlueSky: Meet the Deedle(s) Water.
PharaohBender27: No problem, @7gorobei ! :)
Geekscience: moar LOOT
Omega_Lairon: We didn't come this far not to loot their s**t : p
seth_erickson: @PharaohBender27 Otaku Jeff is a combat god he can't be killed by combat means
Dezinkled: Write down the wax?
Andmcmuffin2: TAKE THE WAX
seth_erickson: ^
Comeback323: and the wax
Karfsma778: Wax
Anaerin: Also Stikkle Wax
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun did he write down the wax?
PharaohBender27: @seth_erickson What about NON-combat means, though?
Tripleyew: 'evening, Adam, and howdy LRRchat
monkeyrama: Better watch out for those Gronks
Mister_BlueSky: Next on Fantasy Hoarders.. Otaku Jeff.
seth_erickson: No one is safe from non combat means as we have well learned
Nigouki: i hope some page later it's like "if you have more than 30 items, you're too heavy and you drown"
Pharmacistjudge: wow...cabin shaming...calling it basic
Twilight_Spark: I am also very basic.
Andmcmuffin2: Stikkle wax is forever lost
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm expecting time travel. You get sent back to the first page, with all your loot. Kappa
TheMerricat: @Tripleyew evening, welcome to Adam slaughters everyone. :-)
Mister_BlueSky: "I thought I'd need all these things."
thedudetrio: Dye yourself blue
Juliamon: Like "Hearthstone" hearth.
MilkInBag: it's pronounced herfffffffppppppt
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hd_dabnado: im blue....
Comeback323: one of the jars says dank cush
monkeyrama: 3 more jars seabatTROG
Karfsma778: JARS
thedudetrio: Take the Fireroot Juice
seth_erickson: So many items
Suffix: MOAR JARS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. choice
Kramburger: Tag yourself, I'm SifSaff paste
ewalkedaway: fireroot juce
KartoffelKaiser: None of them have people in them DansGame
monkeyrama: Noop powder tho
Karfsma778: Fireroot Jyoos!
BaronVonPoppinOff: goota get that Noop powder
Naarius: Noop Powder
Oecking: YES! Jar Jar Jar Bings!
Omega_Lairon: It's very good in this meta
karpma: Probably be able to wheel the other one
HorusFive: What other metric would one use
seth_erickson: Gotta get the JUICE seabatTROG
Decaped: lotus powder? Scrumptous tea....or deadly poison?
Mister_BlueSky: Later: If you have more than X items you fall into a pit. Good job taking everyone's things.
monkeyrama: Juice!
DarkMorford: No-op powder. It does nothing!
circusofkirkus: isn't that how you draft Magic anyways? Kappa
Cepsys: Let's Noope
monkeyrama: Awwwwwww
Anaerin: Did Adam note the Stikkle Wax?
thedudetrio: ADAM NO THE JUICE
Omega_Lairon: Gotta get that free mana
monkeyrama: No juice today NotLikeThis
Andmcmuffin2: Adam neglected the stikkle wax
HorusFive: JUICE!
KartoffelKaiser: Guys its not Sunday, juice is only on Sundays
seth_erickson: The JUICE NotLikeThis
thedudetrio: I guess Thursdays aren't juice days
Mister_BlueSky: DA JOOOOOSE
monkeyrama: Yesss PogChamp
BusTed: No wheezing the juice.
thedudetrio: It's spa day
Pharmacistjudge: someone clip it...in case of karma
KartoffelKaiser: juice day is early PogChamp
j0xer: the juice is looseeeee
seth_erickson: got the Juice PogChamp
Anaerin: Lotus eaters have an interesting connetation.
RealGamerCow: the sarcophagus
blip2004: it was a moist mummy
bradlby: oh it's very real
Karfsma778: Everyone wants to drink the juice
Omega_Lairon: Later: "If you have some lotus flower, turn to page X, otherwise, you die" : p
PhorrestGaze: the poop?
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monkeyrama: Moist... mummy
Arclight_Dynamo: Turns out it was just sewage seepage from nearby, wasn't it?
Kramburger: Do it for the Vine!
Robot_Bones: I think it turned out to be sewage
Mysticman89: Drink them and take their power
Omega_Lairon: "Gamer mummy water"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: roses are red, violets have blues, you will be thirsty, take the juice
DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't the sarcophagus juice sewage backflow, or something?
Diabore: maybe you did rest in the cabin
circusofkirkus: Daylight Savings Time is a hell of a thing
SageOfSquirrels: Wasn't it a moist mummy that got Brendan Frasier into trouble?
PharaohBender27: I mean, what time of year is it?
bradlby: no on e became the undead pharoah reborn so probably no one drank it
TheMerricat: You took too long killing the orcs. You missed morning. :-)
RealGamerCow: To be fair, I wouldn't want to sleep in a cabin with a dead zombie and 3 dead orcs.
BusTed: "Anyway, let's eat blueberries."
monkeyrama: Worldbuilding OpieOP
Anaerin: Wait wait, I have questions...
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow Yeah, I don't even want to imagine what that would smell like
thedudetrio: They want to be Kree?
Omega_Lairon: "They poke blueberries up their nostrils to increase their stamina" ".........."
seth_erickson: what advantage does having blue skin give them?
reallegitstreamer: They want to be Smurfs?
j0xer: but you can't take any blue dye
monkeyrama: Pretty hurts
Driosenth: They want to work in Vegas
Naarius: Are we Gargamel?
Arclight_Dynamo: Gobbos like to look good, Paul.
NightValien28: they are homestuck fans
randomino5: Camouflage for nighttime abductions, of course
Oecking: Look, the Blue Man Group is very dedicated!
PharaohBender27: @seth_erickson They can get booked as the Blue Man Group by gullible event planners?
Shadowner: maybe they hate the color green
ArcOfTheConclave: Blueberry onsen is the height of luxury?
KartoffelKaiser: bivouac PogChamp
Pal_Friendpatine: They are super into woading
haliberdk: they were part of the Blue Men Group
seth_erickson: Gotta get in that Bivouac
monkeyrama: Thanks mtg
Omega_Lairon: You do have that twine >_>
Robot_Bones: this book is full of fun words
HorusFive: Would a coward build a shelter? I think not!
Geekscience: bivouacking trolls
ranknullity: biv that whack, Adam
j0xer: you can make a great fire in tall grass
7gorobei: look Paul, sometimes you have to color coordinate your inside and your outside
PharaohBender27: @Oecking @haliberdk Great minds think alike, I see! :D
PhorrestGaze: the old man, who was abducted from his camp
seth_erickson: !card frontier bivouac
LRRbot: Frontier Bivouac | Land | Frontier Bivouac enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.
Pharmacistjudge: !card frontier bivouac
LRRbot: Frontier Bivouac | Land | Frontier Bivouac enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.
monkeyrama: Now we know how to pronounce bivouac
bradlby: beef whack
Officinalis: Frontier Bivouac
ArcOfTheConclave: Frontier Bivouac!
monkeyrama: Same LUL
e_bloc: hard same
Tiber727: Maybe female goblins find blue attractive? How much effort do humans put into makeup?
SageOfSquirrels: I know how to say it cause of a D&D podcast
korvys: Build a boudoir
HorusFive: How To...
Geekscience: i learned from Smallworld
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't know what a bivuac is
KartoffelKaiser: This book is SO verbose
Arclight_Dynamo: I learned "bivouac" from reading Norman Mailer.
BusTed: They're tricking us into learning!
j0xer: EDUTAINEMENT
Robot_Bones: DM, I do that
MilkInBag: no because no one knows what it was
Omega_Lairon: Someone got paid by the word for this section : p
Kramburger: Frontier Bivouac is my favourite Avalanches song
Anaerin: Ian Livingston was a Scout, and he wants everyone to know it!
PhorrestGaze: this is what made a 3 week camping trip tax deductable.
Geekscience: @SydPreviouslyHeadache its like a little shelter, like a makeshift one
myrddinthewizard: Take notes everyone, there is going to be a quiz at the end.
DiscordianTokkan: You Bivouac a lot in the CAF. To the point where parts of sleeping bag assemblies are called Bivvy Bags
itomeshi: @Kramburger I was thinking that too.
SageOfSquirrels: clip: how to build bivouac
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm glad they spelled it out, yeah, thank you Geekscience
niccus: you think you know how to make bivouacs? name five bivouacs
monkeyrama: Lighting the fire seabatBRAIN
myrddinthewizard: lrrCIRCLE_SG
PhorrestGaze: the old man, who was abducted from his camp
Shadowner: plus fire is cool
itomeshi: Also: Hey Adam, I didn't know how to build a bivouac, and now I do. This could save my life!
seth_erickson: I mean were a combat god who cares if we get ambushed
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan I assume CAF stands for "Canadian *Armed* Forces" and not "Canadian Air Force?"
Mister_BlueSky: I have heard the word bivouac more in the last 5 minutes than I will for the rest of my entire life.
ShDragon: How do you stare into the stars if you're in the bivouac?!
someusername5: bivouac
kalateth: proably get werewolfed if you didn't light the fire
randomino5: Your heart rate begins to slow and chemicals shift in your brain, causing you to lose consciousness. You begin vividly hallucinating, or "dreaming".
Geekscience: your magic doesnt work, you fall and die
KartoffelKaiser: He scavenged a glass roof
e_bloc: the same way you starve with 10 days rations
Diabore: didnt say it was a good bivowak
Anaerin: It not perfect shelter.
monkeyrama: Did we get the deluxe bivouac with the clear roof? :o
Geekscience: senpai read my message one stream!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bivuac collapses on you while you sleep, you are pinned
randomino5: A crap this is only a 2-person bivouac
seth_erickson: Our bivouac had a skylight seabatTROG
Geekscience: man these homies are bad at naming stuff
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM_TK
monkeyrama: King K Rool?
haliberdk: the skull island from kong monkaS
monkeyrama: His place is, I think?
Geekscience: 'that thing that looks kinda like a skull-' 'bam, you got it right there'
KartoffelKaiser: Mountains and islands that look like skulls are very much Big Villain Energy
randomino5: A skull-shaped lair just says "good guy"
BusTed: That's a rabbit!
Shadowner: Kong of skull island
seth_erickson: What's the board game that has the fireballs that shoot from a skull
Mister_BlueSky: There's someone out there that knows how to turn mountains into skulls. That's all they know.
Geekscience: @seth_erickson idk but i want to play it now
randomino5: fireball island
monkeyrama: "Literally"
Omega_Lairon: More loot for the already bloated backpack
e_bloc: give her the teeth
Geekscience: seduce her
TheMerricat: Otaku Jeff, attention deficit disorder sufferer.
Andmcmuffin2: You were warned specifically not to go into the cave!
RegisTKM: wasn't there someone who said specifically not to go in this cave?
Mysticman89: I hope your claim is indeed accurate, this fight is super rigged
seth_erickson: I know they've played it here but I couldn't remember the exact name
Naarius: Good thing we brought a bag of holding
Mister_BlueSky: Ruh roh.
MadWolf1290: T E E T H
monkeyrama: LUL
Omega_Lairon: We're not lacking for teeth
PharaohBender27: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rub it in her face that you have spare teeth
seth_erickson: Adam you fool you were supposed to go around!
j0xer: wow 1 touch kill witch
PhorrestGaze: :o
Geekscience: holy crap, if she hits you you just die
randomino5: !card plague witch
LRRbot: Plague Witch [1B] | Creature — Elf Spellshaper [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Discard a card: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
monkeyrama: Spoilers Adam
BusTed: Holy shit.
e_bloc: holy moly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good thing you're a god
e_bloc: she has deathtouch
PharaohBender27: :O
KartoffelKaiser: Wow good thing we're mega buff
Anaerin: One-hit kill!
someusername5: deathtouch
PhorrestGaze: good thing we're great
Diabore: sounds like spiderman
Geekscience: this is what separates the men from the boys right here
thedudetrio: Wow
monkeyrama: :o :o
Omega_Lairon: She has deathtouch
Mister_BlueSky: You don't die. You go blind.
Andmcmuffin2: monkaSHAKE
circusofkirkus: well, you're not dead, just blind
itomeshi: Plague Witch has deathtouch.
Nigouki: drop a save
seth_erickson: Adam you were told to go around @LoadingReadyRun
Shadowner: yes
Geekscience: what is this, dark souls?
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Pal_Friendpatine: @seth_erickson @geekscience Fireball Island: The Curse of Vul-Kar
thedudetrio: A 10
haliberdk: You lose, good day sir Kappa
monkeyrama: 11 or 12
monkeyrama: and you have to roll really poorly
thedudetrio: Nope
seth_erickson: there it is Pal_Friendpatine
Naarius: H U B R I S
ShDragon: She has to roll 11 or 12
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't tempt fate Adam
circusofkirkus: wheelerHub
HorusFive: You can't lose, but you can get hit
Geekscience: dont you have 13 skill?
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
SageOfSquirrels: Witch has Deathtouch?
randomino5: 1/1296 let's goooo
seth_erickson: should have gone around like the guy was saying
monkeyrama: If you get hit you lose, right?
itomeshi: 13 skill + 2 minimum roll
seth_erickson: correct
Mister_BlueSky: Just don't get hit. Kappa
Karfsma778: Nice
monkeyrama: EZPZ
HorusFive: Adam chooses not to be hit!
Geekscience: that woulda been some good tv
greenday61892: Who's on the mic offscreen? I'm really bad with voices....
Geekscience: its paul
j0xer: there is also no protection against it
monkeyrama: Paul
PharaohBender27: @greenday61892 lrrPAUL
myrddinthewizard: lrrPAUL
greenday61892: noice
Arclight_Dynamo: Truly this is the Dark Souls of Fighting Fantasy books. Kappa
monkeyrama: Instakill enemy seabatYIKES
BusTed: The spider man.
Diabore: spiderman
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The spider with the man face.
Geekscience: next time, itll tell you you cant get hit AFTER the fight
greenday61892: Definitely terrible with voices
TheMerricat: They told us to watch out for wood boxes in caves, they said nothing about going in them. They even gave us wax to cure the other danger.
snowcookies: Paul is the best off-screen voice
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Robot_Bones: Can't sneak up on a spider
Geekscience: cobra inside
ZeniteZero: Oh no...
Arclight_Dynamo: You have found: A full chamberpot.
HorusFive: Totally trap clay pot
Shadowner: chamber pot
Robot_Bones: more plauge juice
Kramburger: Adam ignoring his own advice
monkeyrama: We're rich!
Anaerin: You have found: Plague.
Omega_Lairon: 8 Au, 0 Ag, 15 Cu
ZeniteZero: Oh no... part 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does her hair have deathtouch?
Karfsma778: Leave the hair, it's definitely got plauge
HorusFive: That is how homunculi work
Nigouki: what if hair is infected?
Geekscience: what is this, blair witch? Hair, teeth
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Just make a person Rofl
randomino5: Does this use NetHack rules? Can you hit enemies with the witch corpse for insta-kills?
PigmyWurm: are you a packrat?
TheMerricat: PLAGUE WITCH Adam, PLAGUE!
PharaohBender27: I KNEW there'd be pirates with a title like Port of Peril!
seth_erickson: Can we give the hair to the skull shaped mountain
Earthenone: 2 more gold and we can get a demon dagger
PharaohBender27: katesOw
Geekscience: oh it just taxes your stamina thats great
Diabore: what if you had one stamina left? you fall and die?
Karfsma778: There's no reason for you to NOT stop and fill your flask
Omega_Lairon: It's already full
thedudetrio: I would do it
Mister_BlueSky: 5 minutes later, dies of thirst.
PharaohBender27: But . . . but you got to keep hydrated, lrrADAM !
haliberdk: it's holy water maybe Kappa
monkeyrama: Hmmmmmmm
Mysticman89: You press on (unless you had 1 stamina rightt now, at which point you die)
Geekscience: stop to fill, ambushed by giant fish
Anaerin: It's possible there was someone earlier.
randomino5: It seems like "very tiring and thirsty work" should cause you to lose stamina, not just falling.
HorusFive: It doesn't say the flask is empty- so obviously a trap
erloas: you're not tracking how full the flask is
FumbleBuck: You filled it at the fountain in town
TheMerricat: You know if you are being asked to do it, they'll be asking you if you did later on.
reallegitstreamer: Cheer1000
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haliberdk: PogChamp
Omega_Lairon: He filled it in town. The fountain had a dragon head design. Right?
darth_snarf: RIP
Earthenone: rocks fall jeff dies
Anaerin: Rocks fall, everybody dies!
Geekscience: oh man this doesnt even tell you which outcome you want
Karfsma778: Cam
PharaohBender27: OH NO
PhorrestGaze: ex
Kramburger: OH FUCK OFF
Diabore: oh no
Karfsma778: Can't lose!
mtvcdm: This is why you never hydrate
HorusFive: FrankerZ200
monkeyrama: We're very skilled
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM was right all along!
Geekscience: literally rocks fall
TheMerricat: We win. we are 13
monkeyrama: 13/12
thedudetrio: That's bs
randomino5: We demand a roll anyway
KartoffelKaiser: Sure does!
e_bloc: yup
thedudetrio: Yes
Omega_Lairon: You get tomato pasted
itomeshi: It doesn't say that you win...
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
PhorrestGaze: wow just dead
Geekscience: just ded
thedudetrio: That's so dumb
KartoffelKaiser: Rocks fall, everyone dies PogChamp
haliberdk: boulders have finished many adventures tbh
erloas: rock falls, everyone dies
Arclight_Dynamo: "Wot?" *SPLAT!*
darth_snarf: thats what you get for staying hydrated
Oecking: That is so dumb. Don't stay hydrated, kids!
Shadowner: drinking water is dangerous
Omega_Lairon: "All this for a loaf of bread?"
MadWolf1290: Rocks fall, Adam dies.
Pharmacistjudge: The creek is a trap
HorusFive: 80s gameplay quick time event
e_bloc: wow 96 is brutal
monkeyrama: RIP
thedudetrio: COOL GAME
Geekscience: stay hydrated, this is a thret
Pal_Friendpatine: Failed the QTE
TheMerricat: "You have 13 skill? Good, we have instakill!"
seth_erickson: that's two one hit kills in a row on this mountain so far
Mysticman89: if you unlucky they kill you,m you die.
Earthenone: to be fair 13 skill negates that instakill
Erudite_Cynic: ROMAN REIGNS?
Geekscience: what a couple of jerks
thedudetrio: Pog
Oecking: "Oh, you're unlucky? The arrow hits you right through the heart, insta-kill."
haliberdk: adam is rambo now PogChamp
Coinman1863: Ay you get that stamina back
TheMerricat: lol
monkeyrama: Oh no, they're idiots LUL
KartoffelKaiser: We found PJSalt PogChamp
PharaohBender27: Wow, what a couple of quitters
TheMerricat: @Coinman1863 we haven't lost any. :-)
Geekscience: throw my ranged weapon
herph: hill man yells at cloud
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they only had 1 arrow?
Geekscience: genius
Coinman1863: He did lose one earlier
Naarius: I see Int was their dump stat too
Robot_Bones: we could have made more arrows you know
SydPreviouslyHeadache: these hill people suck
HorusFive: Tantrum
Karfsma778: Oh hey, we got our stamina back!
Geekscience: at least it gives you back the stamina you lost climbing
Arclight_Dynamo: "Where's your bow?" "...threw it at him." "Again!?!"
TheMerricat: @Coinman1863 ah yeah, we got that back while he was hiding from a horseman, he stole come corn. :-)
Mister_BlueSky: SMOrc "I'm working on my anger.. it's a process."
Omega_Lairon: 9 Au, 0 Ag, 15 Cu
Juliamon: oh my GOD he literally had SALT
Kramburger: It's us!
monkeyrama: The arrows are still good?
Geekscience: just take everything
randomino5: The hill man's book is like "You may throw your bow as a last desperate act. If you do, turn to page 78"
KartoffelKaiser: We have a ranged weapon PogChamp
circusofkirkus: did we purify this water?
Electrodyne: Like crooks throwing their gun at Superman when they run out of bullets
Geekscience: @Omega_Lairon and some NaCl
SquareDotCube: That must be a sucky bow
Shadowner: fish hooks and worms
SkipIives: Hooks and Worms, this fishign mini-game is go
Mister_BlueSky: To go with the worms! PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: "If you don't have salt for the giant's stew, you die"
ElFuzzy: yo wats the FMA recipe? we're mostly there. need phosphorus
Earthenone: we have twine fishhooks and worms, we can go fishing@
Oecking: I love that you constantly get Stamina back, just for them to throw multiple insta-death scenarios at you.
Mysticman89: You're just the adventurer garabge ,man
Mister_BlueSky: OOH a piece of loot.
haliberdk: now we can go fishing PogChamp
Anaerin: So the Skyrim method.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, you have a weight carrying limit?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we get back home from this adventure to do an episode of Hoarders
ZeniteZero: Hoarder gladdPOG
RealGamerCow: I think that Ian Livingstone had to meet a word count
Geekscience: "if you took every item, your bag cracks your spine and you die"
j0xer: its like skyrim
HorusFive: Insta-kill events and hoarding random junk. Is this a point-and-click adventure?
Kramburger: It's like they're were going to have an inventory limit mechanic but took it out at the last minute
j0xer: 47 brooms in my inventory
PigmyWurm: I like how sometimes you have inventory space and other times its infinite.
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's like Monkey Island, you fall in quicksand and lose everything
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I happen to have snuck a peak at one of the possible solution routes for this book, you do use a lot of stuff.
oyleslyck: Isn't loot hoarding, no matter how insignificant, part of the real RPG experience though?
Gulleko: I bet we gotta make a potion at some point with the ingredients we picked up... I'm on to you, book eogNo
Shadowner: brass owl, or silver pig
Omega_Lairon: > SNORT Noop powder Kappa
Geekscience: i miss the magic from Citadel tbh
KartoffelKaiser: It's like the ending of Peasant's Quest where you use food items to skip quizes
monkeyrama: Gave us 7 ranged weapons PogChamp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm more afraid, after the first books keys, that the imps alchemical stuff is "you need these specific 3"
Geekscience: skull hill
Pharmacistjudge: this is the first time i've seen ranged weaponry that isn't magic
MadWolf1290: man, this guy likes skull hills
monkeyrama: So much skull imagery
Omega_Lairon: Sounds about right
KartoffelKaiser: Sounds like it?
seth_erickson: I believe this is what they were talking about
Mysticman89: will you go in through skull nose? Or skull eye socket?
Karfsma778: Probably? I'd look up.
Shadowner: climb in the nose?
Mister_BlueSky: Gamers don't look up?
Geekscience: you fall and die
Earthenone: gamers dont look up
hd_dabnado: Gamers don’t climb up
Cepsys: lrrHAM_SG
Arclight_Dynamo: A bivouac!
hd_dabnado: lrrADAM_SG
ShDragon: The book is going to ask how many things you're carrying, and if you're carrying too much, you'll fall from the weight or something. :P
oyleslyck: they want to see who read the preface of this adventure
monkeyrama: Thanks map we almost threw away!
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
TheMerricat: LRR was the path on the map, right?
kalateth: if your backpack has more then 10 items the weight of it all is too great and you fall to your death
thedudetrio: LRR BOIS
HorusFive: lrrADAM_SG lrrPAUL_SG
HorusFive: Too dark
Kramburger: lrrARROW_HF lrrARROW_HF lrrARROW
monkeyrama: Very convenient that it's LRR LUL
Karfsma778: Going left bay bee
myrddinthewizard: Go left!
Diabore: nice
Arclight_Dynamo: Trap. Curse. Bad call.
HorusFive: nice
Cepsys: nice
KartoffelKaiser: Cursed Armor PogChamp
PharaohBender27: katesNice
scrapsavant: nice
grandmaspocket: nice
myrddinthewizard: lrrDOTS_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SG
SketchyDetails: katesNice
Iceberg_Man: nice
RegisTKM: nice
myrddinthewizard: NICE!
monkeyrama: 👌
Geekscience: every encounter is either 'be lucky or die instantly' or 'breeze through this with no consequences'
BrokenGolem: katesNice
BlueMagnusStormCrow: nice
Karfsma778: Armor didn't do him any good
Sarah_Serinde: It's probably a bad idea but we should do it anyway
Earthenone: we have to do page 69 right?
Geekscience: nice
ranknullity: If you put on the chain mail, you have to send it to 10 of your friends
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, that feels like a tra
SquareDotCube: Don't need armor if you dodge all the attacks
Kramburger: ooooh that's gonna cost you
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM_TK "Hmm, my gamer sense is tingling . . ."
monkeyrama: Gronks!!!!
dreadskulll: nice
Karfsma778: The Gronks!
DiscordianTokkan: GRONK!
ShDragon: GRONK
Diabore: Gronk!
e_bloc: gronkin
l0gin4me: Found the GRONK!
Andmcmuffin2: GRONKS
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Gronk!
HorusFive: You don't need armor if you simply choose to not be hit
seth_erickson: GRONK seabatTROG
Mister_BlueSky: G R O N K
Earthenone: time to bonk the gronk
thedudetrio: The gronks!
Omega_Lairon: G(r)onk droids! : p
Geekscience: the gronk
Diabore: please have a picture
NightValien28: a trog
TheMerricat: Good thing we hassled him to track the wax. chat! :-) cheerwhal500
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Kramburger: Honk them!
KartoffelKaiser: Wait how can we possibly win, these Gronks are un-bonk-able
Mysticman89: do the gronks also have the plague?
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG GRONK
Geekscience: oh boy
myrddinthewizard: Gronk Droids!
Juliamon: I want a pet gronk!
BusTed: Uh ohhh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you stop doing that, game
Anaerin: Hey, good job your got that Skittle Wax.
Pteraspidomorphi: Didn't we have a thing for this?
Geekscience: you gonna get that gronk bite
Arclight_Dynamo: Ha! But we have riboflavin resin!
Pteraspidomorphi: Right
thedudetrio: Yup
Mister_BlueSky: H O N K the G R O N K
Andmcmuffin2: bonk the gronk
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: we need that other item now!
Kramburger: It's a moo point
coelopteryx: oh that's that one sports guy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Paul why would you bring that here
snowcookies: bok the gronk?
Geekscience: god could you imagine
Geekscience: if he died here, to these stupid crabs
monkeyrama: LUL I kinda want him to lose just one of these rolls
PharaohBender27: SingsNote We're gonna get gronked and we're gonna get honked and we're gonna get cronked SingsNote
thedudetrio: Oh
Geekscience: aw jeez rick
Geekscience: oh boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH My god. yeah
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES that was close
thedudetrio: Noice
Geekscience: buttclench % 100
Mysticman89: much like achillies
HorusFive: Sounds like Otaku Jeff
Octavian132: welp, into the sea with the gronks.
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, MOST people only lose once... Kappa
ranknullity: wax intact
RvLeshrac: Adam puts 1 luck in his sack of luck. A lucksack, if you will.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right, we have the wax
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Who cares about the gender binary?
monkeyrama: LoadingReady
Geekscience: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4146: "We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial." —Cameron [2017-04-06]
Naarius: Reading the map explains the map
Arclight_Dynamo: "Left, right, right!" *You fall into a pit, idiot*
seth_erickson: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #257: "I would rather be lucky than good." —Adam [2015-05-09]
Mister_BlueSky: TEETH
monkeyrama: Budget nazgul
SydPreviouslyHeadache: grody
KartoffelKaiser: T H I C C sludge
Gulleko: eogNope
Omega_Lairon: It's always eyeballs with these guys. Never a nice tasty liver or heart
Geekscience: oh man we needed the sheep eyeballs
Diabore: ew
johnhelix: I need an adult.
monkeyrama: Oh noooo
Andmcmuffin2: rooGasm
inconsideratehat: NOOOOOOO
Mister_BlueSky: 👀
inconsideratehat: EWWW
HorusFive: +1
Geekscience: show me sheep eyeballs!
Andmcmuffin2: +1
KartoffelKaiser: it's k we'll just kill it
Geekscience: oh jeez
monkeyrama: 10 skill :o
TheMerricat: We'll go fishing afterwards.
Diabore: oh jeez
l0gin4me: oof
haliberdk: holy moly
Tantar: lol
Coinman1863: STATS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, this would be perfect for a "stupid item bingo card"
KartoffelKaiser: At last, a challenge seabatTROG
ShDragon: ooooho jeez
Mister_BlueSky: AH a challenge!
Geekscience: wait
Andmcmuffin2: A challenger approaches
mtvcdm: Actual challenge!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what
Geekscience: we didnt have the jar
PharaohBender27: katesWat
MadWolf1290: the game assumed you had it
KartoffelKaiser: He dropped his eyeballs? Maybe??
Omega_Lairon: Maybe he was gonna add more eyeballs?
inconsideratehat: His personal jar.
monkeyrama: I think you made it drop the eyeball jar it had?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Errors: "It is possible to reach reference (17) without a jar"
ShDragon: "finally, a worthy challenger! OUr batle will be legendary!"
ranknullity: the game is confused that anyone would choose worms over eyeballs
Kramburger: No you eyes! you need those to love your son
Geekscience: a true test of Otaku Jeff
KartoffelKaiser: Ah, it's an error
PharaohBender27: Someone messed up on the continuity for this book
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that uhh, jar of eyes came out of no where
Pal_Friendpatine: The norgul is dropping the jar it had?
Juliamon: Donate your eyes, Adam
Karfsma778: three
ewalkedaway: 3
Geekscience: finally! A Worthy opponent!
Earthenone: 3 he has 13 skill
monkeyrama: Adam's got 13 skill
Diabore: cant lose
inconsideratehat: It's not like he'd just go to the store and ask for TWO EYEBALLS. That's just silly, buy the whole jar.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Grahams organ donor story is pretty great
PharaohBender27: OH NO
Diabore: get smacked
monkeyrama: Oh daaaang, he took damage :o
Geekscience: first blood
HorusFive: What will we DO!
KartoffelKaiser: You made Otaku Jeff bleed his own blood!
ShDragon: Get wrecked!
Gulleko: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: He's MORTAL?!?
Geekscience: I think this is what pain feels like
seth_erickson: Impossible this can't possibly be! DansGame
haliberdk: this is like GoW
Geekscience: oh wow
Geekscience: still a god
Geekscience: just less of one
monkeyrama: Now you have cool anime scar, Adam. You're complete now!
Omega_Lairon: 14 Au, 0 Ag, 15 Cu
TheMerricat: luck sack!
randomino5: Captain Hammer at the end of the sing-along blog
AdmiralMemo: You made me bleed my own blood!
Mister_BlueSky: Now he's got that like one scar across his face just so people know he's been in battles.
Kikazi: lrrSACK
HorusFive: lrrADAM_SG lrrSACK
randomino5: it's a map to the monsters
Anaerin: Correlation is not causation, Paul. :D
monkeyrama: Were the instructions a trick? januar1Think
PhorrestGaze: maybe traps?
seth_erickson: Otaku Jeff has finally arrived at his Perfect State
Arclight_Dynamo: "DM, I take the ceiling."
seth_erickson: I'll tell you what's the other ways Instant Death Traps
circusofkirkus: eww, goo
Earthenone: worlds greatest detective on the case!
haliberdk: the cave of the Crystal Skull PogChamp
mtvcdm: Come onnnnnn mimic!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
grandmaspocket: goo hole
Geekscience: ze goo
Anaerin: Giant Worm?
thedudetrio: look in hole
SquareDotCube: If we can dodge a boulder we can dodge a slime
Geekscience: hole of goo, goo hole
HorusFive: PrideGive
EscherichiaCole: always tempted by the goo hole
7gorobei: goo hole is always the answer
PharaohBender27: Fantasy napalm!
HorusFive: It's EATING THRU THE HULL!
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
thedudetrio: That could have been way worse
Anaerin: There's always room for a gelatinous cube...
seth_erickson: Dang I thought it was going to be a skin fish for a second
Oecking: I feel like a single chest standing in an enormous cave is never a good sign.
haliberdk: it doesn't say anything about not having water tho
PharaohBender27: Do . . . do we still *have* a face?
Rhynerd: What's up, folks?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: didn't you fill up your water anyways after the boulder?
monkeyrama: 👀
Rhynerd: how's the stream been?
monkeyrama: Oh hey
thedudetrio: Oh nice!
Karfsma778: we've got the salt!
seth_erickson: good Rhynerd
TheMerricat: @SydPreviouslyHeadache but that's because we said we would. we could have just bypassed that area
MadWolf1290: nopenopenope
Coinman1863: SALT
monkeyrama: Biggest. Brain.
KartoffelKaiser: We have PJSalt PogChamp
PhorrestGaze: we can take it
e_bloc: salt it up buttercup
Naarius: Pocket salt!
haliberdk: giant lavaworm sounds like a chill dood
SinisterSquid7: monkaS flesh eating, you say?
Omega_Lairon: It's pissed that you have a jar of its babies Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: I wanna drink the tequila *that* comes out of...
HorusFive: BrainSlug
SinisterSquid7: LOOL
Mordecai_the_duelist: Pocket Salt PogChamp
Geekscience: such a beast is nothing to otaku jeff
seth_erickson: Pocket Salt Pocket Salt
PhorrestGaze: more of a slug?
l0gin4me: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
monkeyrama: We have salt PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
BusTed: Aaayyy lrrGOAT
Pharmacistjudge: it's a slug?
Geekscience: oh shit that salt
BrokenGolem: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
haliberdk: Salt life PogChamp
PhorrestGaze: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
HorusFive: So much Salt
mtvcdm: PJSalt
Kramburger: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
circusofkirkus: PJSalt
KartoffelKaiser: seabatTROG PJSalt
Arclight_Dynamo: Sha-sha! Pocket salt!
Rhynerd: how does salt work on a lava worm?
thedudetrio: Ah the salty Otaku Jeff
haliberdk: PJSalt
SSnakeAce: #saltsack
snowcookies: someone's salty today
sifonaonline: PJSalt
seth_erickson: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
Geekscience: that sweet NaCl
monkeyrama: Waaaow
Jorge4hg: just a tiny salt
HorusFive: Who said hoarding has a downside!
SkipIives: HSWP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is so dumb, i love it
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd As entertaining as any Adam Dice Friends solo adventure, from what I've seen (I had to leave for a while). Though as you can see right now, we get a lot of random stuff that winds up being important
scrapsavant: sometimes always lucky
PunkRockZoologist: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
SinisterSquid7: old saltsman savidan over here always prepared
grandmaspocket: BrainSlug PJSalt
Nigouki: what if salt just makes it angrier?
seth_erickson: the slug is like oh, great Cool Game
Geekscience: imagine not carrying salt everywhere
glitchydjinn: sick
philippekav: coxS coxS
monkeyrama: benginLucky
circusofkirkus: ez clap
PharaohBender27: ew
haliberdk: tssssss worm melted
j0xer: 1 hit kill
7gorobei: lavaworm ghee
MadWolf1290: cool story
SydPreviouslyHeadache: U Did It
TheGr8Typhoon: shashashaw!
Karfsma778: Pocketsalt!
HorusFive: The salt mist!
grandmaspocket: sh sh sha!
Omega_Lairon: It's *very* good salt : p
Agnememnon: someone tell the cave trolls
TheGr8Typhoon: pocket sand!
Dezinkled: Its super effictive
Jorge4hg: very effective
SinisterSquid7: that echo locates too
j0xer: how big is this pouch of salt
thedudetrio: You might very well be
Geekscience: do you get to keep the salt tho
Mysticman89: maybe it lives in lava
RvLeshrac: What region?
SinisterSquid7: LUL
HorusFive: It was named after Henry Lava
daneislazy: why isn't it just called an Acid Slug?
Omega_Lairon: "gummi worm" was taken Kappa
Anaerin: Giant lavaworm that shoots acid and is vulnerable like a slug.
7gorobei: would pocket bacon work on the worm?
haliberdk: the lavaworm melted
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if it's a lava worm because it makes tubes in caves like Lava Tubes?
Lithobraker: Because the acid burns like lava
Geekscience: its more of an acidslug really
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think you forgot the intro of the book, you don't visit ONE dungeon, this is the first. :-)
Arclight_Dynamo: Surely a worm that digs through rock and volcanoes will NEVER encounter natural salt deposits.
rachowwastaken: the bag contains one whole PJSalt
oyleslyck: lava worm - distant relations to the lava bears
Geekscience: its a misnomer. LIke guinea pigs
KartoffelKaiser: @Arclight_Dynamo Maybe that's why they're so rare SeriousSloth
PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd Would you like me to tell you how lrrADAM got a hold of that salt, or would you rather find out in the VOD?
Kramburger: McG?
Mysticman89: Mr Goo
SinisterSquid7: monkaS MSG?
korvys: Matt Groening
Arclight_Dynamo: @KartoffelKaiser Brilliant!
TheMerricat: @Arclight_Dynamo shhhhh. Kappa
ranknullity: The last copper jewelry we put on worked out pretty well
ShDragon: Why can't you just take it and NOT wear it?
Lithobraker: Arclight_Dynamo Well, salt is a sedimentary deposit, and volcanoes are igneous.
Oecking: I just tried to look at the vod to see how much time is left. I am definitely not used to seeing this live. lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Mgrgr
SquareDotCube: Meve Gackson
Omega_Lairon: diMaGgio? Kappa
rachowwastaken: no take, only weat
KartoffelKaiser: Cursed Necklace PogChamp
monkeyrama: What's the worst that could happen? SeriousSloth
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 69?
rachowwastaken: *wear
monkeyrama: Hahaaaaaaaaa
KartoffelKaiser: Bad Curse DansGame
Durzo_Blint_: Michael Gackson
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
haliberdk: MacGyver died there FeelsBadMan
Mister_BlueSky: It is ALWAYS cursed.
daneislazy: 380, or 381 i think?
Jorge4hg: curse of course
Kramburger: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lithobraker Sure. This literal cave of crystals we're in, with dripping stalactites... can't be salt. None of that. Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
grandmaspocket: sad
HorusFive: lrrDARK lrrEFF lrrEFF
MadWolf1290: no longer a god
monkeyrama: Only 11 skill now NotLikeThis
Geekscience: aw jeez
SinisterSquid7: QUICK pour salt to decurse the necklace!
oyleslyck: no 69 was the other choise - I think it was 380 for the armour
thedudetrio: Frick that
korvys: I mean, the fact that it was in a Lavaworm probably should have been a clue
DiscordianTokkan: Unlucky! lrrSACK_BW
Geekscience: theres no middle ground with this book, evey item is either cursed or op
seth_erickson: Our God Strength stolen so easily
haliberdk: adam is just a demigod now
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
l0gin4me: mortal again
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right, 69 was the chainmail
Earthenone: playing on normal instead of easy now
ryuhimora: slightly less superhuman
SquareDotCube: MG stands for Moron Grande, I guess
thedudetrio: You'll realize and take it off I bet
monkeyrama: No longer a god, merely a man
kalateth: itskoloLordy
Geekscience: an achilles heel for our hero
Andmcmuffin2: the necklace's curse will reduce your luck and skill unless you send this necklace to 10 other people
PharaohBender27: @SydPreviouslyHeadache No, we chose the 69 one, chainmail was 200-something
Arclight_Dynamo: Box bad!
Octavian132: Ah, he's just giving the monsters a sporting chance.
Earthenone: your treasure is in annother dungeon
Jorge4hg: careful smol box
MadWolf1290: THAT IS Mahogany!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I am certain we didn't take the 69 page, because that felt so clearly like a trap
seth_erickson: baby mimic cmon one time
grandmaspocket: full of bees
Kramburger: Oooh, Rich Mahogany
HorusFive: You can keep your polished stones in there
Earthenone: never open boxes
BusTed: Such temptations.
Mister_BlueSky: That box full of flesh eating beetles.
SinisterSquid7: watch out for the beetle inside monkaS
Geekscience: theres a bug in there
l0gin4me: What's in the box!
Sarah_Serinde: We were warned about this box
someusername5: of course you should do it then
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Do you pen the box(jar)?
sir_jack_DB: Ma-hogany
Coinman1863: Always open boxes
ShDragon: You got a warning about wooden boxes, specifically
sifonaonline: 389, for sure.
Dezinkled: Whats in the box!!!
Going_Medium: You were warned.
LloydWallace: We were warned
KartoffelKaiser: Open it do it you wont seabatTROG
karpma: are we here to make good choices?
Mysticman89: pandora is awfully spooky
monkeyrama: He did say to be careful januar1Think
PigmyWurm: careful of wooden boxes
BaronVonPoppinOff: swarm-in-a-box maybe?
Electrodyne: It's a scarab from the Mummy
oyleslyck: box full of bees
Mister_BlueSky: It's absolutely flesh eating beetles.
Arclight_Dynamo: "You like boxes, eh? HAVE ALL THE BOXES!" Kappa
Oecking: ah, it's the One Piece!
Electrodyne: Gonna eat you
1losttheGame: We were warned about the boxes!!
SinisterSquid7: trade the box for more salt LUL
rachowwastaken: but what if we still open the box
RvLeshrac: "You want to open this box?" "OH HI JERRY WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU"
haliberdk: it's the box of Pandora
rachowwastaken: for fun
Omthebox: Open me Savi-Senpai
RvLeshrac: Remember the last time you had a thing in a box and gave it to someone?
seth_erickson: Is the box Om :o
monkeyrama: Are we... still in the cave?
Coinman1863: T junction
Arclight_Dynamo: (Also, jokes aside, I LOVE these streams.)
Earthenone: either way go left?
Jorge4hg: go left
myrddinthewizard: t Junctions
TheGr8Typhoon: straight goes the way you haven't been
Mysticman89: straight from the left would be the original right
Geekscience: you're assuming the book has internal consistency
Electrodyne: T you are here
PharaohBender27: We must have turned right - there's straight because that would have been left
SinisterSquid7: LOL
monkeyrama: Oh dear
thedudetrio: You fool
l0gin4me: straight is other option. you are now coming from the side of a T, not the bottom
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
KartoffelKaiser: "you die"
TheGr8Typhoon: monkaS
monkeyrama: WHAT
Geekscience: oh its like a zelda dungeon
haliberdk: it's the lavaworm wife
TheMerricat: @Geekscience they do make these books so that the mazes are internally consistant.
monkeyrama: NO
Geekscience: get locked in
Arclight_Dynamo: "Dull" rumbliung is never good...
myrddinthewizard: uh oh
e_bloc: womp womp
Coinman1863: KEK
BusTed: laaaame
haliberdk: OH NO
SinisterSquid7: uh oh, stinky
Omega_Lairon: Dude...
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
RvLeshrac: DUN DUN DUN
seth_erickson: NotLikeThis
ShDragon: Yikes
myrddinthewizard: YIKES!!!
Geekscience: oh shit
Diabore: thats garbage'
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
PharaohBender27: We're Indiana Jones-ing this!
thedudetrio: That stinks
monkeyrama: Lame DansGame
MadWolf1290: well crap
Andmcmuffin2: GG
KartoffelKaiser: YO actually though just rewind.
Mister_BlueSky: Curiosity killed the man with all the junk.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you were right, the chainmail was 380, the correct path was 69, "age69 is an omen" i'm sorry
rachowwastaken: bruh adam has made nothing but bad decisions since i have entered this chat LMAO
Arclight_Dynamo: HAHAHA
Gulleko: lrrWOW this honks
SinisterSquid7: OH NOOOOOO
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: RIP
TheGr8Typhoon: f
PhorrestGaze: F
SinisterSquid7: F
DiscordianTokkan: Woooow
Geekscience: F
BlueMagnusStormCrow: rip
e_bloc: Corgo100 F
Cepsys: F
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Rhynerd: welp.
MadWolf1290: F
sifonaonline: Well then.
RegisTKM: game sucks
monkeyrama: Combat god, felled by a troll trap
Durzo_Blint_: f
Pandax0: f
Mysticman89: I mean, you did knowingly go in the wrong direction
Juliamon: !uptime
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Polyd3uces: F
ghostvalv: gg
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no, i was trying to rewatch the thing. aww
grandmaspocket: at least your necklace will curse them
kalateth: F
Nigouki: this is why you drop quicksaves
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM - "This game SUCKS!"
aitsu100: you were warned
circusofkirkus: save scum!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun nice run. :-)
someusername5: what was in the box though
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah just go back that shit honks
Electrodyne: "It's a meter thick" You've clearly gained the lavaworm's echolocation
Jorge4hg: that's why left is right
Juliamon: You made it two hours at least
seth_erickson: You were warned
Geekscience: the god is dead
Raurrrrr: lrrADAM lrrWOW
Anaerin: Wait, a Week's time? But you have 10 days worth of food, you could easily survive that long...
Going_Medium: You have a week of food and a full water bottle!
NotCainNorAbel: while you are stuck might as well open the box
silvalunae: rocks crush you, you die
someusername5: you are dead anyway might as well open the box
aitsu100: so 177
herph: mulligan
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah just rewind, it's more fun for everyone
Going_Medium: Try the armor!
monkeyrama: Time powers
Omega_Lairon: "that never happened"
Naarius: Dying to a giant boulder is more valiant than dying to a door
SinisterSquid7: ~~~this never happened~~~
Geekscience: it was a dream sequence
Oecking: don't you have like 10 days worth of rations?
Omega_Lairon: Let's just assume the trap was really made of cardboard and Jeff broke out : p
Geekscience: what is this, sands of time?
seth_erickson: Killed by another door seabatTROG
haliberdk: that was just a premonition of what could happen if you took the other path
TheMerricat: so if LRR then LLR?
PharaohBender27: @Oecking Does he have 10 days' worth of water, though?
HesGotNoPants: @naarius at least the door gave him like 12 chances
monkeyrama: We are a good ~2.5 hours in
7gorobei: left
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 He filled his flask! Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: It like a game where if you fail the QTE you just reload a few moments back
haliberdk: imagine if the other path is also a Bad End monkaS
Omega_Lairon: They ran outta budget for deathtraps and had to double this one up : p
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Geekscience: wait, skeleton?
ranknullity: How does the game know we killed norgul instead of bribing it with the sheep eyeballs?
Oecking: @arclight_dynamo @pharaohbender27 That's what I was gonna say!
Arclight_Dynamo: :D
Electrodyne: "MG" necklace is actually "Meh. Go back"
seth_erickson: Ian Livingstone that tricky sneak trying to fool us
erased_citizen: HahaBall
Mysticman89: are you sure you don't wanna go to 316? Absoolutely sure? FInal answer?
Geekscience: oh, a love interest, finally
corpseponcho: !uptime
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circusofkirkus: romance option!
cosmikmulder: Hey, I just wanted to say that I really appreciate this content and both you and paul for these quiet nights of choose your own adventure books <333
snowcookies: fighting is all you know?
Omega_Lairon: Run her through. No witnesses : p
Naarius: !updog
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aitsu100: 132
ryuhimora: this seems like another trap
haliberdk: the woman is a dead trap, your adventure is over Kappa
HorusFive: Now Kiss?
seth_erickson: Time to fill that Romance Bar
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: oh no.
Going_Medium: You're mortal now... with a tiny 11 skill.
monkeyrama: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT
HesGotNoPants: you deserve this death
TheLast_Lombax: LUL
ryuhimora: WAT
GDwarf: Yes
Geekscience: jeez
aitsu100: lol
e_bloc: yesss
mtvcdm: I'm sorry what
PharaohBender27: Ninja tracker!?
haliberdk: I knew it
Omega_Lairon: Freakin Ninjas, man...
Anaerin: "Tired of getting cursed", you were cursed LITERALLY ONCE. And that was your fault.
BrokenGolem: laynaTQGottem
HorusFive: She's better than you. Accept it
seth_erickson: LUL \
kalateth: instgibbed
Cepsys: welp
Geekscience: of course, perfectly reasonable
KartoffelKaiser: are you fucking kidding me
Mysticman89: HahaThink
BusTed: rayfkWelp
monkeyrama: We died again NotLikeThis
thedudetrio: you fool
seth_erickson: You fool
SinisterSquid7: welp
Rhynerd: ah, those darn ninja trackers win again.
Geekscience: oh my god
HorusFive: Even the Juice?
mtvcdm: Ninjas? Those aren't even Australian.
grandmaspocket: gottem
Penthesilea180: 5$ days she is the map author
PhorrestGaze: OOF
Geekscience: begone, thot
ShDragon: Death by box text!
ElFuzzy: Oh good, I tuned in JUST in time to see you die
scrapsavant: they sure were fond of instant kills
blip2004: ok there Mr. Ninja
rachowwastaken: absolutely ruined
DiscordianTokkan: One of the Classic Blunders, not taking into account ninjas
MadWolf1290: this cave sucks!
thedudetrio: this is called railroading
Omega_Lairon: Not even a skill check save. Brutal
UrbanSamurai_22: Rewind
Pal_Friendpatine: Failed QTE
corpseponcho: and suddenly ninjas
Raurrrrr: katesRip slytqRIP
aitsu100: so 132
1losttheGame: WOW 2 in a row L
Paranundrox: what an awful book
monkeyrama: The illusion of choice NotLikeThis
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i keep rewatching and we keep dying while i'm rewatching things
PharaohBender27: Damn right
haliberdk: << button pressed
1losttheGame: LUL
Geekscience: its rewind time
TheMerricat: This is why having 13 skill doesn't make you immortal :-)
PunkRockZoologist: lrrSCOOP
Arclight_Dynamo: Otaku Jeff killed by a ninja? Justice. Kappa
rachowwastaken: some of these decisions feel just a LITTLE arbitrary
korvys: Save scum time
HesGotNoPants: *price is right fail noise*
Omega_Lairon: (quicksave loaded)
e_bloc: we have 10 days of rations!!!
LloydWallace: WHAT THE HELL ARE TEH BLOODY RATIONS FOR?
Jorge4hg: loot
HesGotNoPants: is that why you keep dying?
Electrodyne: It was bread baked by THE NINJA BAKER
matufin0: She really is a ninja
Anaerin: Curved! Swords!
haliberdk: Ninja baker sounds op
KartoffelKaiser: She has a karate sword PogChamp
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PhorrestGaze: is this a romance novel?
Geekscience: finally, a choose your own adventure book that passes the bechdell test
sifonaonline: An otaku and a ninja?
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like someone just put in the 10 rations as part of standard boilerplate content and didn't think to check whether it actually made sense for this specific story
sifonaonline: Match made in heaven.
Octavian132: prudent of her it
monkeyrama: Oh
monkeyrama: Oh nooo
Mister_BlueSky: It WORKED.
Geekscience: im glad otaku jeff found a ninja waifu
KartoffelKaiser: The map *WAS* worthless!
Electrodyne: Is she a ninja that tracks, or does she track ninjas
sifonaonline: Is this suddenly an anime?
Arclight_Dynamo: Murgat SHurr is the "Rand McNally" of this world.
e_bloc: shoulda thrown it away
Arclight_Dynamo: Everyone knows them.
Lithobraker: Wait, she has a robe and trousers, but no tunic?
thedudetrio: Team up! Otaku Jeff should find love!
monkeyrama: LUL
circusofkirkus: HELL YEAH
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH HELL YES!
haliberdk: team up
PharaohBender27: DO IT
TheGr8Typhoon: yes
officedge: ninja waifu?
Diabore: this book is an anime
BusTed: Let's search for treasure!
snowcookies: omg
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Yes
monkeyrama: We've got a ninja homie!
Paranundrox: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
ShDragon: I mean, heck yes?
DiscordianTokkan: "You wanna.... go treasure hunting with a ninja? " HELL YEAH
Jorge4hg: coop
7gorobei: dating sim, engage
KartoffelKaiser: Are we going to have party members? PogChamp
Cepsys: Shaharazad
Penthesilea180: part 2?
TheMerricat: The book told you!
haliberdk: Our adventure is just strating To Be Continued
korvys: Turn to page 1, in the next book
1losttheGame: HELL YES
corpseponcho: sidequesting
SkipIives: Its a Rom/Com adventure
Paranundrox: HECK YES
seth_erickson: There's not even a choice We Teaming Up
Geekscience: makes sense otaku jeff would go on an anime adventure
grandmaspocket: 81 is mail in card to buy new book
RvLeshrac: "To Be Continued in"
Durzo_Blint_: this an anime, she will definitely stab you
Geekscience: whats that anime name? dont pick up girls in a dungeon?
Rhynerd: Would Otaku Jeff say no to a ninja?
rachowwastaken: “friend now?” no thank u “your adventure is over”
ShDragon: But would she want to team up with someone so gullible to be killed by box text?
korvys: !uptime
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rachowwastaken: omfg i know what the decisions in this book remind me of LOL
TheMerricat: @Geekscience "Is it OK to pick up girls in a dungeon?"
rachowwastaken: DRAGON’S LAIR LMAO you mess up once and just dead
Geekscience: @TheMerricat yeah
haliberdk: @TheMerricat isn't that a novel?
Geekscience: on-page dlc
RvLeshrac: Wait
RvLeshrac: West, to the...
GDwarf: Head *west* to the *eastern* plain?
seth_erickson: Did you get the dlc pass? I wasn't sure if it was worth it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no. Pumas
MadWolf1290: surprise!
Oecking: Ah yes! You can finally get revenge on the Hill Trolls!
MadWolf1290: because you're a gentelman
seth_erickson: Revenge
Geekscience: does she help in combat at all
Electrodyne: Hand over the necklace first
KartoffelKaiser: We're east-er than the eastern plains SeriousSloth
haliberdk: PogChamp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'll take the tall one, you take the strong one
Geekscience: or what
Geekscience: oh i see
Oecking: I love that she is clearly more competent than Otaku Jeff, but he still takes on the taller one.
monkeyrama: LUL
ShDragon: She's a ninja that has the power to kill people with box text. SHE can take the taller one!
Diabore: m'ninja
Pharmacistjudge: did anyone see if the armor was cursed?
seth_erickson: Are you kidding me Otaku Jeff is basically invincible in combat
Arclight_Dynamo: Go ninja go!
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 the armor was +1 skill, but I don't think it was magic so it was a null op for Adam if he had taken it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh what was that scene. was it Kung Fu Hustle?
matufin0: no longer since we are cursed
Geekscience: remember your skill is down by 1 from the necklace
Arclight_Dynamo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Yep!
ShDragon: Oh no, Otaky Jeff! Not like this!
rachowwastaken: uh oh that curse necklace is real bad
KartoffelKaiser: @seth_erickson we put on a cursed amulet so we're slightly less invincible now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you.l i need to rewatch that movie
Electrodyne: CRIT
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Think you meant to reply to @Pharmacistjudge there
seth_erickson: We're still pretty strong though as far as combat is involved
Pharmacistjudge: i got the message
Pharmacistjudge: thanks @PharaohBender27
monkeyrama: Weird having to slightly worry about combat LUL
TheMerricat: @Pharmacistjudge the armor was +1 skill, but I don't think it was magic so it was a null op for Adam if he had taken it. Whoops, mistell, thanks @PharaohBender27
Geekscience: is that a euphamism
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, she's a lot cooler than us.
monkeyrama: More buttons PogChamp
l0gin4me: more buttons!
haliberdk: never press the button monkaS
Andmcmuffin2: Three buttons rooPog
seth_erickson: Get those Button Mcguffins
djalternative: it's always a euphamism
ShDragon: She's asking a lot of questions.... she has to be plotting to kill you later, right?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat No problem. Our usernames both begin with "Phar" :)
Pharmacistjudge: oktaku jeff must be having the time of his life hanging out with a ninja
Geekscience: oh wow. How helpful
randomino5: KEKW
GDwarf: Gurnard Jaggle. Of course.
monkeyrama: Of course LUL
haliberdk: deadly puzzle sounds like fun
Rhynerd: Gurnard Jaggle?
BloodnBullets: this whole area is filled with AHoles apparently
monkeyrama: Good thing we have her
1losttheGame: Wow what a walking miracle npc
rachowwastaken: god i want that to be an item in betrayal so bad
snowcookies: smart girl
Geekscience: like defusing a bomb
PharaohBender27: That . . . doesn't look like a related image?
Geekscience: you had her for 1 combat, hope you enjoyed it
Mister_BlueSky: Then you'd be like, "oh hey, free ninja sword."
seth_erickson: it's a picture from earlier PharaohBender
PharaohBender27: Or are we a small, elderly man?
Arclight_Dynamo: Huff it!
PharaohBender27: @seth_erickson Ah
e_bloc: yeet
ForOhForError: those are wildly different options
Geekscience: breaks in your bag
l0gin4me: yeet
7gorobei: yeet
mtvcdm: Yeet!
MadWolf1290: YEET
PhorrestGaze: YEET
rachowwastaken: YEET
circusofkirkus: wheelerY wheelerT
monkeyrama: Yeet it away PogChamp
Jorge4hg: kobe
Karfsma778: YaYEET
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
rachowwastaken: YOU KNOW WE YEET
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerT
seth_erickson: Ya Ya Yeeeeeet
ForOhForError: watch this be the die instantly option
Diabore: bad YEET
haliberdk: the vial exploded, your adventure is over
Omega_Lairon: Ruined
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: We Yeeted when we should have Kobed!
Kramburger: wheelerY wheelerT
Geekscience: well, there goes our chances with Haka-san
PharaohBender27: Well, so much for our partnership
Mysticman89: jump after it, catch it in the air
KartoffelKaiser: "This vial empty. YEET." "NO it's not empty!!!"
Durzo_Blint_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
Durzo_Blint_: wheelerHub
Rhynerd: "yeet!" ''"NO!""
snowcookies: The ninja should keep things away from you
Paranundrox: wheelerHub wheelerHub
Oecking: I love that Otaku Jeff is just a pure force of chaos, while poor, ultra competent Hakasan is probably gonna die because of him.
Geekscience: lol
ForOhForError: that was not a very good yeet
monkeyrama: Adam almost got us killed again LUL
Geekscience: lucksack Otaku Jeff
MadWolf1290: not a bad Yeet though
rachowwastaken: i want to know what 94 says so bad
Arclight_Dynamo: Otaku Jeff is Gritty.
matufin0: can we have the vial now?
Mysticman89: well its not in your backpack anymore at least
BloodnBullets: well it didnt say she went to pick it up.
randomino5: *Hakasan will remember that*
Durzo_Blint_: Otaku Jeff is a dumbass
Karfsma778: Yeah, chug that shit.
PharaohBender27: She's totally thinking, "Wow, I partnered with a total idiot, didn't I?"
rachowwastaken: what the hell is poison gas going to do from twenty meters out
Andmcmuffin2: Wait for the next luck test?
Paranundrox: @rachowwastaken the pdf is in the Discord
Jorge4hg: i'll take your things just in case
KartoffelKaiser: "this man is a moron, but at least he's a pile of hit points"
seth_erickson: I mean she did see us beat a tall orc so we aren't completely useless
rachowwastaken: @paranundrox i don’t use discord :^(
monkeyrama: LUL
7gorobei: the lead ball hits the vial
Arclight_Dynamo: Throw the bow!
BloodnBullets: the lead ball was probably for breaking the vial
Anaerin: rachowwastaken There's a bottle of gas and a vial of liquid. He threw the liquid.
myrddinthewizard: Otaku "YEEEEEEEET" Jeff.
monkeyrama: Stop yeeting stuff away LUL
rachowwastaken: ah oops
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff only knows one response and that response is YEET
Karfsma778: "Why are you yelling yeet and throwing everything I hand you"
Sarah_Serinde: Did the McElroys write this?
haliberdk: the treasure was the friends we made along the way
Sarah_Serinde: But no, I guess that's solved the puzzle, different wording :D
sifonaonline: Nico Nico?
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Arclight_Dynamo: Nicodemus? The rat from NIMH?
PharaohBender27: One ring . . . to rule them all? Kappa
Rhynerd: who set the snakes on fire?
Geekscience: of course, that one guy
Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Oh wow :D
Oecking: The grand Wizard Nico, who lives under a bridge? Seems great.
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Banrael: Thanks for the HahaLean @zombeenie
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde I mean...! :D
ForOhForError: ah yes, the elusive jaggle tracks
rachowwastaken: yo this npc knows everything
sifonaonline: Well...
Geekscience: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @ssnakeace
monkeyrama: Hungry boy ShadyLulu
HesGotNoPants: exposition the ninja
Diabore: she just gave you food
grandmaspocket: hongry
Earthenone: always be eating
e_bloc: you find 10 days of rations in your backpack
BaronVonPoppinOff: yeet then eat
seth_erickson: We Chose to EAT!
monkeyrama: Always eat
BrokenGolem: laynaSip
Paranundrox: you know the rules
PharaohBender27: 117. You'd just mess things up for her
KartoffelKaiser: Those rations are WORTHLESS
Zombeenie: NP @Banrael :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Flipping back is 100% *in* the spirit of the book!
erloas: it's a rogue-like
SquareDotCube: "You eat a boulder"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit, you're right
monkeyrama: Why even say we have rations NotLikeThis
Oecking: Well, lead was used as a sweetener by the romans. So I guess, do as the romans do.
Naarius: That art is ominous
mtvcdm: The illusion of choice
Geekscience: lol
l0gin4me: shroom time?
djalternative: Thanks for the HahaSleep @zombeenie
Omega_Lairon: Do eet
e_bloc: do it
ranknullity: Hakasan has learned what we're like very quickly
Jorge4hg: do it
Karfsma778: Not a chance in hell
BusTed: We must know.
Earthenone: eat the mushrooms you coward?
mtvcdm: Do it!
circusofkirkus: Otaku Jeff hungers
PhorrestGaze: do it
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, if this is an instant kill that's 100% justified
Omthebox: We have to do it
snowcookies: Eat it I dare you
Sarah_Serinde: We are making a very poor impression on our new friend :D
PaperDoopliss: You know you want to
Paranundrox: do it
Karfsma778: Don't be stupid
Andmcmuffin2: EAT IT
RvLeshrac: DO
Pharmacistjudge: do it!
ShDragon: Illusion of chooooooice
mtvcdm: Now we have to!
scrapsavant: dooooo iittttt!
RvLeshrac: IT
rachowwastaken: please eat it
monkeyrama: Srew you, I'm hungry LUL
NightValien28: do it
HorusFive: To ignore good advice- press 1
Geekscience: "dont eat those!" "Wanna eat them?"
Omega_Lairon: What are you, a coward? : p
HesGotNoPants: won't do it cause you're soft
aleunwolfe: We've been warned. Do it!
TheMerricat: COWARD! Eat the mushrooms! :-)
seth_erickson: WE CHOSE TO EAT!
Lithobraker: We are a literal BABY!
Mister_BlueSky: HahaThink Mushroom knowledge.
rachowwastaken: EAT THEM YOU WONT
BloodnBullets: stare her down while you eath them
1losttheGame: We are so precious! LUL
myrddinthewizard: lrrHAM on those mushrooms.
HorusFive: YOU CAN"T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
MadWolf1290: eat them you coward
Karfsma778: YOU FOOL
EscherichiaCole: Don't ya put it in you mouth, don't ya put it in your mouth
Oecking: The book invoked the incredible powers of calling the reader a coward. A true power move.
haliberdk: Gracias por el HahaCat , @ssnakeace.
Jorge4hg: ha you fool
Geekscience: no
PharaohBender27: calling it -you die!
monkeyrama: LUL
corpseponcho: this poor ninja is playing babysitter now
ranknullity: We were at 117
circusofkirkus: LUL
sifonaonline: This book got very funny.
Sarah_Serinde: Adam pls :D
Omega_Lairon: "Telling me not to just made it way more tempting"
monkeyrama: She wasn't lying
snowcookies: lol
ForOhForError: wooooooow
Geekscience: your adventure is over
PharaohBender27: CALLED IT
Oecking: LUL
thedudetrio: Adam.
Mysticman89: what did you expect would happen o.O
l0gin4me: Yep, saw that coming
Mister_BlueSky: Listen to everything the ninja says you dumb baby.
Geekscience: note to self; always listen to Hakasan
haliberdk: << Rewind time
HorusFive: Undo
Karfsma778: DUMBASS
Rhynerd: Fools rush in where ninjas fear to tread
monkeyrama: I mean
mtvcdm: I mean yeah
KartoffelKaiser: This is the DM self insert character desperately trying to bring you back on the rails while you do everything in your power to die
circusofkirkus: re-re-rewind
Anaerin: You were told, and you did it anyway.
seth_erickson: Haka is like ah no real loss really
snowcookies: don't eat random mushrooms in the forest children
Jorge4hg: so we don't eat them yay
Geekscience: man, this precognition spell is op
Kaszoski: She's better off alone
BloodnBullets: im guessing that there was a version of this where you dont have her to warn you
rachowwastaken: dragon’s lair the book
BaronVonPoppinOff: this ninja is like when you play with a DM's pet character that always shows you up
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MadWolf1290: we knew that would lead to our death - we just wanted to see what it would have looked like
asddsa28: you do you you guys
Jovh11: That's the kind of bait I would drop to give my player super mushrooms that make them fly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: instant death things really aren't fun
rachowwastaken: we just want the flavor text
scrapsavant: whenever I read choose your own adventure books, I would always deliberately search out the bad ends to see what would happen
ForOhForError: adam why didn't you eat the delicious mushrooms?
PharaohBender27: I mean, it does make it entertaining!
TheMerricat: Part of the fun of all those old * quest games was seeing all the ways you could die. I approve Adam. :-)
Mister_BlueSky: If my options are A.) Listen to the smart ninja lady or B.) anything else... I choose A.
erloas: that's like a "save and see what happens" type of situation, I've done big red buttons in games just to see
v_nome: HahaDreidel
BlackDragonETM: If you aren't declaring "save game" before you make foolish moves. You're cheating
Kaszoski: Aren't you always hungry?
KartoffelKaiser: The first one was just confusing. This is just piles upon piles of instant kills
BlackDragonETM: Save Scumming is totally legit strats
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, now I can do this! HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, a good ninja always shouts across the field
BloodnBullets: snake under the shield
SydPreviouslyHeadache: surely not
monkeyrama: I meaaaan
scrapsavant: shield kills you!
ShDragon: "Hey Hakazan, a clue!"
Andmcmuffin2: TAKE IT
Kaszoski: The shield was also cursed
Geekscience: sure they can
TheMerricat: You need to recover skill points, keep looting :-)
Jorge4hg: puzzle under the shield
seth_erickson: Snake Under The Shield PlZ
Paranundrox: @blackdragonetm we have autosaves lrrBEEJ
snowcookies: Cursed with good
Diabore: back to 12
ForOhForError: dece
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Eyy!
KartoffelKaiser: Good curse PogChamp
monkeyrama: Does she know everything? PogChamp
MadWolf1290: back to being a god
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Same Paul!
Jorge4hg: hahaha
djalternative: HahaNyandeer
circusofkirkus: I ask my mom for permission
Arclight_Dynamo: We found a mom!
Mister_BlueSky: Is this good or bad ninja lady? Pls tell.
Geekscience: Only if mommy says its okay
KartoffelKaiser: "yo haka is this shit cursed?"
Mysticman89: if you don't take it, she ridculues you and takes it for herself
PharaohBender27: I mean, at this point, that's not bad advice, lrrPAUL
matufin0: back to 12 skill
BusTed: Don't you put it in your mouth.
myrddinthewizard: Ninja Mom Hakasan.
seth_erickson: Slowly approaching our natural state as a god
ForOhForError: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
CranstonSnord: Adam is Baby Yoda
rachowwastaken: i love that hakasan’s presence is literally the book telling you “do this, you will die if you don’t do this” but this author greatly underestimated how much its audience would wish to rebel
Geekscience: we're baby yoda, hakasan is mandolorian
circusofkirkus: Mom has the map, it's okay
HesGotNoPants: haku-mommy-san
ElFuzzy: Otaku "It's a good thing he's cute" Jeff
Omega_Lairon: "This sucks. I wanna go home and watch TV instead"
Durzo_Blint_: me_irl
BrokenGolem: lrrGREED
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff definitely eats chilli off of a frisbee
Durzo_Blint_: Hey April, can I eat these mushrooms?
seth_erickson: time to set up another Bivouac seabatTROG
rachowwastaken: i personally don’t think otaku jeff is mindful of anything
monkeyrama: More loot incoming? PogChamp
HorusFive: For some reason- there's a group of dead goblins in this house
PharaohBender27: @rachowwastaken I'm certain it's not the actual case, but I'd like to imagine that it's a way to punish sexist men because they'd choose wrong choice out of spite, and reap the story-consequences
Arclight_Dynamo: Why loot a musty old cave when you can loot houses you know people live in?
oyleslyck: I found an old forum post that laid out a "Walkthrough" for this book, people said this is book is pretty linear
Geekscience: bivouacking with the anime girl, nice nice nice
HorusFive: And a dead zombie in the basement
KartoffelKaiser: we. have. rations.
Geekscience: man hakasan has got it way more together than we do
TheMerricat: lol are we literally living in a pig pen?
thedudetrio: There's a snake in my boot!
Mysticman89: she left you alone? She should know better
monkeyrama: Our rations are a lie LUL
Pharmacistjudge: we have rations at home
Omega_Lairon: Might as well at this point
circusofkirkus: the shoes!
ForOhForError: the shield went well
Geekscience: you can't even turn them upside down to dump out spiders
Mister_BlueSky: Let Dr. Ninja Hakasan look at them first.
KartoffelKaiser: Cursed boots PogChamp
Karfsma778: OOh, new boots
grandmaspocket: hey, free boots!
HorusFive: Whole new outfit!
Pharmacistjudge: totally cursed
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Might as well
PunkRockZoologist: Cursed boots
PharaohBender27: Boots are cursed, calling it
DiscordianTokkan: It was in a BOX? Gotta be trapped
someusername5: could just be a scorpion inside
someusername5: no need for curses
SydPreviouslyHeadache: curses seem to come with corpses
SquareDotCube: It's gotta be the shoes
TheMerricat: do it! :-)
Earthenone: boots have a spider in them, you are poinsioned and die
circusofkirkus: gotta be the shoes!
Jorge4hg: free real state
KartoffelKaiser: Good curse PogChamp
seth_erickson: Put those boots on while Hakasan is away
MadWolf1290: WHAT. lol
monkeyrama: Based gear PogChamp
Geekscience: oh shit
rachowwastaken: There’s a scorpion in your boots. Your adventure is over
Diabore: 13 baybee
PharaohBender27: Well, thankfully I was wrong
ForOhForError: why do we get all this backstory
ShDragon: How do you KNOW this?!
Anaerin: That's one hell of a provenance.
Paranundrox: how do we know that?
circusofkirkus: how do you know this?
Omega_Lairon: That keeps coming up...
Geekscience: never punished
Rhynerd: did it tell you it's life story?
NotCainNorAbel: on a Tuesday
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this
Lithobraker: hey, we've been in darkwood forest!
Mister_BlueSky: How do we learn the backstory of these shoes? Was there a NOTE on them?
RealGamerCow: Maybe a reference to another book?
seth_erickson: We're back Otaku Jeff remembers now the power he used to have
aitsu100: back to 13 skill
erloas: putting them on they imprint their memories
Jorge4hg: those boot had a journey
Arclight_Dynamo: This is a nat 20 on your identify roll. Kappa
Polyd3uces: the brotherhood of traveling shoes
Oecking: Otaku Jeff clearly licked them to taste their backstory.
ShDragon: That sais "Add" not "Gain" so you're probably capped at 12.
Pharmacistjudge: how do we know the history of these boots by putting them on?
KartoffelKaiser: Literally punished today
Penthesilea180: Was there a ite attached or something?
BaronVonPoppinOff: the boots are sentient; they are telling their story
PhorrestGaze: almost never punished
matufin0: back to 13 skill
Naarius: You could have been at 15 skill
Karfsma778: Magic BAYBEE
PharaohBender27: @Paranundrox Maybe we experience an object's history when we touch it?
HorusFive: How can you POSSIBLY KNOW THIS!
Jovh11: Adam has never suffered for his decisions in this game Kappa
Rhynerd: magic
DiscordianTokkan: Are... Is Otaku Jeff a Psychometric Psychic? Knows history by touching it?
sifonaonline: We're just loading up on skill.
Karfsma778: They're magic, so yes
snowcookies: Is there a note next to these boots or something?
PhorrestGaze: magic luck boots
monkeyrama: Skill though
ForOhForError: otaku jeff made that box text up, it's the only explanation
monkeyrama: Yes
Karfsma778: Magic Lucky Skilly Boots
Rhynerd: why does a pair of a boots have an enchantment that tell you their life story?
PharaohBender27: @Paranundrox Either that or there's a detailed note about the boots' provenance right next to it
TheMerricat: back to immortality. :-P
Diabore: 15 with the shiled right
PhorrestGaze: 15 skill
randomino5: You can tell by this mark that they were used for payment, and the height of the mildew-line over here shows how long they were enclosed in a pine chest.
Earthenone: maybe the end boss needs 15 skill to beat
HorusFive: Or possibly they're just regular boots and Otaku Jeff is just making up a good story about them
sifonaonline: 15, right? We started with 12, then got the bracelet, shield, and boots.
BloodnBullets: 15 skill and still dead to poisonous mushrooms
sifonaonline: Probably could have been 16 with the mail.
Geekscience: its hakasan, if you fail you attack her
rachowwastaken: “HAKASAN LOOK AT MY NEW BOOOOOOOOOTS!”
Geekscience: probably
djalternative: dos rabbits!!!
Earthenone: hakasan, i dident die while you were gone!
IanJacek: I can just see jeff licking the boots to learn the history
Paranundrox: you burst
Arclight_Dynamo: "After eating nothing but rabbit, you die of protein poisoning."
silenceaux: So this seems like a nice camping trip thus far
KartoffelKaiser: I guess she doesn't get food if you aren't lucky?
PhorrestGaze: just one rabbet, one stamina
l0gin4me: I imagine unlucky is less/no stamina
ShDragon: Fortunes change? You just found a shield and boots!
KartoffelKaiser: This is what happens when you stalwartly refuse to follow the DM's plot
Pharmacistjudge: it's DLC with hakasan
BloodnBullets: now its a romance novel
HorusFive: The life of an adventurer
Mister_BlueSky: They're my SIZE TOO
Jovh11: Find this chest with cool amulets also hang out with your ninja mom afterwards!
KartoffelKaiser: "And you put them ON? What if they were cursed?"
seth_erickson: The book did say we were going to do multiple quests
erased_citizen: HahaShrugLeft
Earthenone: its an omen!
Oecking: "Look Ian, the book is done, but we're only like 200 encounters in. Wanna do a side quest with a sweet Ninja?"
Jorge4hg: it's fine ninja mom
Kaszoski: If something is cursed when worn, can't you remove it?
Karfsma778: WARHAWK
PhorrestGaze: Bird? Is this an omen?
monkeyrama: The warhawk PogChamp
seth_erickson: It's an Omen War comes from the skies
Karfsma778: oh god
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta help them
ForOhForError: dark souls crossover time
Paranundrox: oof
NightValien28: uh oh
circusofkirkus: not my problem
Karfsma778: Just keep walking
KartoffelKaiser: Wait, that wasn't a hawk. It was a stork
Electrodyne: Goblins
Geekscience: what does Hakasan think?
DiscordianTokkan: Can't ALWAYS be punished for helping!
HorusFive: happens all the tie
ElementalAlchemist: You are in a mystical grass field, and you find someone trapped in a giant basket. What do you do?
HorusFive: time
NightValien28: did you just hit a stork?
myrddinthewizard: Jar = Basket
monkeyrama: LUL
Naarius: It's the jar problem
rachowwastaken: i think their adventure may be over
Jorge4hg: hakasan what do you think
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So I don't know if this has come up on other streams but your 10 provisions can be eaten at any time in the game, you don't have to wait for the game to instruct you. The first book did that but all the ones after that changed the rules.
silenceaux: Don't let them out of the stone jar.
aitsu100: and this is why we didnt fly Gandolf
Arclight_Dynamo: *DM Grumbles*
HesGotNoPants: what is a basket but a jar?
myrddinthewizard: LUL
Mister_BlueSky: You are adventuring with a ninja, you encounter a basket asking for help. What do you do?
1losttheGame: It’s a jar don’t trust it
Pharmacistjudge: basket...jar...same difference
HorusFive: Adam will not be told what to do by a BOOK!
seth_erickson: How do we know what to do when Haka-San says nothing NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHA
KeirenH: get shit on
DiscordianTokkan: Instantly punished!
TheGr8Typhoon: Kreygasm
Karfsma778: Lol
Sarah_Serinde: Ew
monkeyrama: LUL
Geekscience: lol
TheGr8Typhoon: bird nut
Earthenone: poop should be good luck though?
Karfsma778: Get Shit on
PharaohBender27: OH NO YOU ERRED
Omega_Lairon: Isn't that supposed to be good luck?
monkeyrama: that's amazing
djalternative: get shit on
KartoffelKaiser: You got literal bird shit for not being helpful
HorusFive: riffTurkey
l0gin4me: DM gets revenge
ShDragon: Hahahah
TheMerricat: railroaded! :-)
rachowwastaken: no way
thedudetrio: COOL GAME
circusofkirkus: Hakasaan laughs at you
oyleslyck: In some cultures, getting pooped on by a bird is good luck
BloodnBullets: lrrSACK_BW
rachowwastaken: wasn’t it a huge bird
Gulleko: ah, the illusion of choice
aitsu100: the ellusion of choice
rachowwastaken: is otaku jeff drowning in shit
monkeyrama: That'll teach you LUL
Geekscience: lol illusion of choice
Kaszoski: HAH
KartoffelKaiser: w a o w
Earthenone: DM got mad
HorusFive: Illusion of Choice
Cepsys: let them out of the jar
Paranundrox: woooowwwww
Pharmacistjudge: well hakasan didn't try to help
BusTed: get shit on
ForOhForError: Hakasan would let out the jar man I guess
Zombeenie: yup
silvalunae: did you have to let it lingerrrr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not good at descerning illusions
Paranundrox: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Go back to your jar
Omega_Lairon: This adventure seems poorly thought out : p
PharaohBender27: Darn straight
KartoffelKaiser: "The bird is gonna keep shitting on you until you follow the sound"
Electrodyne: your jar of sheep eyeballs
TStodden: The Unhappy little bird left a little (or in this case, A LOT) of doodoo on your finger (& arms... & legs.... & head...)
Karfsma778: OH COME ON
SquareDotCube: wow, forced boss fight
Naarius: WE have double strike
Paranundrox: wow
myrddinthewizard: Every luck check is one less than the tie.
haliberdk: neat
KartoffelKaiser: Hakasan is just as OP as we are PogChamp
Geekscience: should i get nugs or mozz sticks for dinner twitch chat
seth_erickson: DoubleStrike PogChamp
Paranundrox: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Anaerin: Geekscience Why not both?
monkeyrama: Time for Adam to get hit LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: @Geekscience Fried. Cheese.
Geekscience: @Anaerin good point
grandmaspocket: so the bird went out of his way to drop a load on you, then went to pick up his gear?
mtvcdm: The warhawk chose this
Sarah_Serinde: Geekscience I'm with Arclight_Dynamo on this one
snowcookies: hawk declared war
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff is the tank
BloodnBullets: naw she wanders off
TheGr8Typhoon: LUL no
monkeyrama: If you die, she peaces out
ShDragon: She's also exactly as skilled as you.
Oecking: If Otaku Jeff dies, her entire world stops existing. Seems like a risky plan. LUL
Mister_BlueSky: *Hakasan nimbly dodges every attack. Probably because she's not wearing a cursed necklace.*
PharaohBender27: Wait, it just has "if you win" page direction, and not a "if you lose" one. Do you just assume you die if you lose!?
rachowwastaken: i hate to break it to you but hakasan seems much more adept than otaku jeff and probably would not die
Kaszoski: Where's the uncursing thing
monkeyrama: Strap in, folks
Geekscience: @PharaohBender27 you always die if you lose
monkeyrama: Lore PogChamp
PhorrestGaze: was he going to say "this is like a book"?
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 yep, every combat is to the death unless otherwise noted.
Geekscience: oh its karn!
SquareDotCube: Does Adam need the goo?
snowcookies: metal
Andmcmuffin2: is this a dwarf fortress piece of art?
djalternative: someone plz get adam some goo
Omega_Lairon: "It's just a scratch"
1losttheGame: And they made you go to it too NotLikeThis
Oecking: The Hawk carried a giant stone block? Damn, that Bird should've torn you apart.
Kaszoski: Get the Jacob goo
Arclight_Dynamo: Dig under him. Realy easy.
Arclight_Dynamo: *really
PharaohBender27: @Geekscience @TheMerricat Yeah but they usually direct to a page with text about you dying! There wasn't even that this time!
Dova_0: I really love listening to you read.
Earthenone: it IS shenmue
DarkMorford: Stonemason?! Where's Ian!
Geekscience: @PharaohBender27 in fights the way you lose is for your hp to reach 0. So, death
Lithobraker: Um, Aktualy it was a grotesque
TheMerricat: I don't have long, here is my life story. I will tell it to you chronologically instead of imparting the most important information first.
Kaszoski: "Someone must pass my story on"
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown
silenceaux: So... This evil overlord type kidnapped a guy's wife with spirit stalkers instead of just commissioning this guy
Durzo_Blint_: F
snowcookies: ikr
monkeyrama: Lived just long enough PogChamp
Arclight_Dynamo: Hahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: The Bone Zone!
Earthenone: is this setting up for the sequal?
circusofkirkus: it's Boning time!
silenceaux: Bone? BOOONNE???
monkeyrama: Ummmmm
KartoffelKaiser: he's gonna bone us WutFace
Gulleko: eogHee
Paranundrox: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
Omega_Lairon: Bone is just off-brand TEETH
TheMerricat: Zanabar Bone is one of the main baddies in one of the previous books too @LoadingReadyRun
myrddinthewizard: Clipping...
Geekscience: BONE
mtvcdm: !clip
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rachowwastaken: Wow, exposition is falling out of the sky these days
BlueMagnusStormCrow: O you kill that guy in an eariler book
grandmaspocket: They know what they did
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk, i thought our editor would catch it
Electrodyne: Magic stonemason psychic power
snowcookies: tos
sifonaonline: Bonestorm coming!
PharaohBender27: (Raises arms) "The second coming of BONE is nigh!"
1losttheGame: Oh yeah? Kappa
erased_citizen: HahaNutcracker
HesGotNoPants: could zanzibar be headed to the bone zone?
Kaszoski: What curse? Curse of dying from a fall?
Electrodyne: BONESAW IS READY
circusofkirkus: Plain or plane?
myrddinthewizard: Aw, it won't let me clip.
Mister_BlueSky: "Then he will send us all to the BONE ZONE!!!" -- this thing, probably
haliberdk: the teeth monkaS
Geekscience: keep saying zanbar bone please
Kramburger: Fighter of the Dayprince
silenceaux: Stop. Bone.
Karfsma778: Ok, Ok, Stop Bone!
e_bloc: You must stop bone.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Do not enter the bone zone.
Kaszoski: Must stop bone
corpseponcho: nah
Sarah_Serinde: This is a lot of demands
HorusFive: Look. A new quest
Oecking: How long is this book? Hot damn.
matufin0: wait was yaztromo the guy that gave us magic in the forest of doom?
ForOhForError: He's gonna be real mad when he realizes he named himself Zanbar Bone, though.
randomino5: yeah idk that sounds like a lot of work
Arclight_Dynamo: End Prologue. Kappa
CururuGuasu: He’s so demanding
mtvcdm: What a terrible night for a curse.
Kaszoski: Curse of dying from a fall
rachowwastaken: “Here lies Captain Exposition”
TheMerricat: @Oecking I hate to say it but we aren't even halfway through according to the walkthrough. :-)
ForOhForError: Zan Barboune
monkeyrama: "Just delirious"
Kaszoski: Everyone is dumb
monkeyrama: Ok Hakasan
BusTed: A. Terrible. Curse.
circusofkirkus: and now the real adventure begins!
Omega_Lairon: Maybe it's something in the tomatoes : p
HorusFive: To assume he was delirious and carry on with your life as if nothing is happening- turn to page 69
Defrost: Why is this book?
myrddinthewizard: Good Clips.
BloodnBullets: says the man eating poisonous mushrooms
Paranundrox: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:47:51.
SquareDotCube: Welp, let's go stop Zanboni
TheMerricat: @Defrost because nostalgia. :-)
Oecking: @TheMerricat While I am excited to see more of this, it is also 5 am here, so that is kinda discouraging. :'D
HorusFive: OMG I was kidding!
BloodnBullets: 190
PharaohBender27: 190 - I DARE YOU
monkeyrama: Take a look 👀
mtvcdm: I mean obviously we do it
silenceaux: Roll to disbelieve
Omega_Lairon: "You fool! I was Bone all along!" : p
l0gin4me: just peek
Kaszoski: f5
rachowwastaken: do it for funsies
Polyd3uces: quicksave
PharaohBender27: Whelp
orbitaltuna: Oh the irony... or the stony
matufin0: so Yaztromo is actually the guy that gave us magic in the darkwood forest
monkeyrama: Oh
monkeyrama: Ok
circusofkirkus: we pissed off mom
Paranundrox: welp
erased_citizen: Savescum it
Paranundrox: oh
monkeyrama: Hakasan wtf
Kaszoski: Dem BONES
PharaohBender27: This . . . this is going to fuck us in the long run, isn't it?
DiscordianTokkan: "Wait, If YOU'RE agreeing with me, I MUST be wrong" Haka-saaaaan!
mtvcdm: It will totally, PharaohBender27
Pharmacistjudge: this book is gigantic
circusofkirkus: save scum it :P
Electrodyne: go find Nico
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Geekscience: man they really use every page huh
Kaszoski: I didn't realise how big 367 was
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun to be fair Hakasan has adventured with us for a day, it'd make sense that she'd immediately reconsider her answer if we agreed.
Naarius: This is where we find out it's all just NIMH
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @timetoflipout
Mister_BlueSky: This book is rad.
Kuolar: The choice isn't an illusion
Pharmacistjudge: ah illusion of choice
Arclight_Dynamo: The illusion of the illusion of choice!
PhorrestGaze: still the option of west, right?
Paranundrox: an actual choice :O
BloodnBullets: heading west was an option for the last one
Diabore: come back to it?
Geekscience: im considering buying this book for myself now
circusofkirkus: start 2 save files Kappa
BlindProphet32: multibox it adam
Genderi: Just keep going back and forth
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Going the wrong way probably kills you.
haliberdk: ready player two PogChamp
Nigouki: yeah, drop a save for next session
Kaszoski: F5 and F8 after
djalternative: Part 2?
Geekscience: see where one goes and if you die come back
1losttheGame: I mean we did want to agree with him.
Sarah_Serinde: Well I want to keep watching but Sarah needs sleep. Have fun, friends :)
Arclight_Dynamo: Night Sarah!
monkeyrama: Oh
monkeyrama: Ok byyyeee
Paranundrox: 'night @sarah_serinde thanks for all your work
Geekscience: no!
circusofkirkus: bye mom
PharaohBender27: We lost out partner!
monkeyrama: Night @Sarah_Serinde
snowcookies: night knight
Rhynerd: Welp, farewell Ninja mom.
j0xer: ninja mom has left the party
PharaohBender27: We totally chose wrong
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
Diabore: i dont like this path
djalternative: good bye mom
ShDragon: Oh no, we losdt the NPC that knows everything.. We're doing the dungeon blind now.
j0xer: she is going to go warn the endboss
Paranundrox: we have to go back!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: why wouldn't they give us the ooption to go with her?
PharaohBender27: BAD END
ShDragon: This way HAS to be a dead end.
Arclight_Dynamo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache We gonna die, that's why.
rachowwastaken: oh shoot, this literally determines whether you have hakasan with you for this quest or not, interesting
ShDragon: This book is wild.
seth_erickson: We need to fall back we can't walk away from the best character
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PharaohBender27: Mildew? I say pass
Omega_Lairon: I bet it smells like wet dog >_>
monkeyrama: LUL
e_bloc: yessss
circusofkirkus: RIP
Mister_BlueSky: "Have fun in Darkwood forest with your CURSED amulet, nerd." --Hakasan, probably
e_bloc: r uined
Arclight_Dynamo: WUT
monkeyrama: Cursed again LUL
Geekscience: im gonna get nugs and mozz, dont do anything stupid until i get back
Geekscience: oh nvm
Diabore: ninja mom!
Geekscience: already did
Arclight_Dynamo: We got hurt, then ran back to mom.
Durzo_Blint_: The Dward is missing 7 teerh
sifonaonline: She's back!
Lithobraker: the ILLUSION OF CHOICE!
seth_erickson: She came back seabatTROG
silenceaux: SUPER cursed.
RoastedGravy: Why would you wear the glove covered in MILDEW, Adam?
Geekscience: oh wow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well then ok
monkeyrama: PogChamp She returned to us to railroad us into daoing the plot
rachowwastaken: I L L U S I O N O F C H O I C E
Diabore: ah, heres the illusion of choice
Paranundrox: so it just punishes you
Paranundrox: and then forces you back
seth_erickson: Wow so this whole side path basically makes us worse
Paranundrox: this is so dumb
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love this game so much
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so the moral of the story here is that if you ignore the DM you either DIE or are punished. Don't ignore the DM. :-P
erloas: another cursed item Mom
erased_citizen: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @pharaohbender27
HorusFive: Mr Simpson, are you still holding the can?
mtvcdm: This is exactly how Hakasan should find us
haliberdk: it's a part of my style
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I mean we never had to wear the gauntlet
PharaohBender27: No problem, @erased_citizen :)
wynternyghtynggale: HahaPoint HahaElf
PatFromIT: Hakasan is just our adopted mother, isn't she?
Paranundrox: Adam, are you rethinking your opinion on that choice?
ShineTheDiamond: Is this a choose your own adventure book?
Arclight_Dynamo: Inserting a mom into these books is the best thing they ever did. :D
sifonaonline: Illusion of choice!
Diabore: hakasan "i cant leave that idiot alone" *finds jeff* "ya, i cant leave him"
RoastedGravy: “So, I found this cool gauntlet on the ground. It was covered in mildew, but come on. Who would pass up a free gauntlet in the mysterious woods?”
historyman_admu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:38.
rachowwastaken: “I knew you would come with me” MA’AM YOU WON’T LET ME LEAVE
Pharmacistjudge: the illusion is maintained
PharaohBender27: I mean, our choice did matter - we're weaker!
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
randomino5: But thou must!
Arclight_Dynamo: The illusion of the illusion of the illusion of choice!
monkeyrama: She put us on a kiddie leash LUL
Electrodyne: All paths lead to the same place. Your choices only determine how many cursed items you're wearing when you arrive.
DigitalSeahorse: HahaPoint HahaElf HahaTurtledove
Diabore: i wonder if you keep going if you dont pass out
Pharmacistjudge: the JUICE
TheMerricat: We have the fireroot juice! :-)
HorusFive: J U I C E !!
Diabore: JUICE
monkeyrama: Juice PogChamp
circusofkirkus: JUICE!
PhorrestGaze: juice!
ShDragon: JUICE
BlueMagnusStormCrow: THe juice!
PharaohBender27: :O
Agnememnon: say hello to the fun guys
Omega_Lairon: Like Wile E Coyote
KartoffelKaiser: Set loose the juice PogChamp
Mister_BlueSky: DA JOOOOOOSE!!
PharaohBender27: @Agnememnon lrrWOW
rachowwastaken: The fungus short hopped? Is it playing smash?
ForOhForError: it shorthop-fastfall-nairs over to you
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
HorusFive: GOT THERE!
Kaszoski: Joooose it
HorusFive: Yo
herph: the juice is loose
seth_erickson: The JUICE seabatTROG
Omega_Lairon: Most of us?
Geekscience: the JUICE
randomino5: I did :)
seth_erickson: It was ME
ewalkedaway: ME!
HorusFive: Fair
monkeyrama: The juice is loose PogChamp
wynternyghtynggale: Adam likes to juice
Suffix: JOOCE
circusofkirkus: Piccolo Goku
1losttheGame: JUICE BABEEE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it wasn't me initially but, how can you say no to fireroot
ShineTheDiamond: Nice
Omega_Lairon: Lemme guess, unlucky means it explodes or something?
monkeyrama: RIP
Diabore: unlucky
TheMerricat: that's what happens when you ignore the DM.
ShineTheDiamond: Oooof
KartoffelKaiser: "you die"
l0gin4me: that gauntlet cost you
BlueMagnusStormCrow: RIP
monkeyrama: WOW
PharaohBender27: That's what you get for trying on that cursed gauntlet!
Geekscience: rip
circusofkirkus: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: "You lose the Sporeball World Series to the MEts."
aitsu100: booooo
mtvcdm: Ded
Diabore: FUCK THAT
monkeyrama: Really???
KartoffelKaiser: :|
haliberdk: Juice killed Adam
Kaszoski: F8
e_bloc: gottem
HorusFive: Insta-kill ?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's not fair
1losttheGame: F
PharaohBender27: WHAT!?!?!?
snowcookies: sadness
rachowwastaken: awesome
PhorrestGaze: F
Omega_Lairon: You did... most things right. Those cursed items you got didn't help
Arclight_Dynamo: C O O L G A M E
PharaohBender27: f
ShineTheDiamond: F
rachowwastaken: what a good story
HorusFive: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Kaszoski: Quick load
Paranundrox: booooo
KartoffelKaiser: Should we just rewind and go with Hakasan at the very beginning?
7gorobei: so the lesson is stop putting one cursed items
Geekscience: hakasan watch you just walk up to the cloud of poison and just fucking die
ShDragon: Test Luck Or Die
TheMerricat: Paul, no - we did many things wrong. That's why our luck was down to 7. :-)
circusofkirkus: punished for doing it correcly
HorusFive: Good game!
ShineTheDiamond: Welp.
monkeyrama: So we're all banned right Kappa
historyman_admu: COOL GAME!
cosmikmulder: f
Pharmacistjudge: wow...there are a million instant kills in this book
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:58:33.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she recognized the danger and got out of dodge
Kaszoski: How many instakills so far?
Earthenone: so we should go down a luck for "succeding" that roll right?
HorusFive: Hakusan- who knows better than to get close to a spore cloud
Arclight_Dynamo: She's going to turn out to be the villain, isn't she?
GpLars: ninja mask
Earthenone: pride300 Your adventure is over.
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monkeyrama: This book is deadly
Diabore: so in the other option, she makes it through and looks back to see you dead on the ground
Rockario: he held her breath and ran through, no thinking to tell you what to do
holidayMD: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @earthenone
Diabore: i think i want this to be a webseries
Geekscience: wow this suddenly got hairy
rachowwastaken: o dear
snowcookies: Fight time!
Geekscience: Dm nerfed Otaku Jeff the God hard
TStodden: Can we just hide behind the pile of Dead Adams?
monkeyrama: 10 seconds januar1Think
e_bloc: jokes on you, we also have six arrows
Andmcmuffin2: 9 seconds!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Fuck you! I have six arrows, too!"
BlueMagnusStormCrow: We have 6 arrows
ElementalAlchemist: They all threw their bows earlier
Inquisitor_Xian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:59:58.
Mister_BlueSky: Are you just gonna throw the arrows at us like you throw the bows?
rachowwastaken: well we have SEVEN arrows
Naarius: We've gone peak lrrSACK
Diabore: da shield!
circusofkirkus: they called our bluff!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the HahaGingercat @earthenone
HorusFive: Crap, he was actually telling the truth
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The shield!
monkeyrama: They know how to properly use the bows NotLikeThis
Omega_Lairon: We're in the hypothetical timeline anyway... probably don't need to keep track of luck or health, just assume victory : p
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but did she have a shield?
Geekscience: gee i hope we never have to watch hakasan die
Arclight_Dynamo: "The arrow deflects off your shield and into your eye. Your adventure is over."
Electrodyne: Hakasan needs no shield
snowcookies: ninja's have high dex
Pharmacistjudge: I kinda want a shirt of "your adventure is over"
Geekscience: @Electrodyne she has the power of god and anime on her side
SquareDotCube: Hakasan just slices the arrows into pieces
HorusFive: Plot armor is better than your sheild
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: she is an ultimate ninja warrior
Electrodyne: Hakasan is the GM's girlfriend
Diabore: whats our skill? 11?
TheMerricat: @Diabore currently
aitsu100: yes
Diabore: right, the gauntlet
circusofkirkus: hours of gameplay Kappa
Geekscience: content
rachowwastaken: this is riveting
monkeyrama: Paul could roll for the enemy 👀
Arclight_Dynamo: This is where computers make the game more fun.
rachowwastaken: i don’t know what you’re talking about, i can see the combat so clearly
ShDragon: You could roll 4 dice - 2 orange and 2 green, one for you and one for them, at the same time.
ritchards: Paul could program a thing to automate the rounds (input skills and stamina, and go)
rachowwastaken: the bandits and otaku jeff frantically rolling dice at each other
Diabore: isnt there that risk app that rolls a bunch of dice?
silenceaux: I think the fun of this game is long-term consequences. "Do you have X item" seems to work fairly well as a point of excitement
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
KartoffelKaiser: @silenceaux yeah, i agree
RealGamerCow: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:04:42.
Penthesilea180: You are both delightful people and I enjoy your banter.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think you are doing a good job of making a solo adventure interesting. I'm enjoying this. And for the record I like the 'rewind on instakill' decision better than restarting from the begining esp with how many instadeaths this game has.
v_nome: I feel like theres value to actual die rolling
silenceaux: It also gets around the "I flip back to the prior page and pick the other option" pattern.
dumbo3k: The point is excitement of going "Ahah! I'm glad I picked up those 7 teeth!"
Earthenone: maybe eat a ration? idk what your health is but you might be less tempted to eat every item you see?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride200 Great stream but bedtime for me. I'll catch the VoD.
monkeyrama: There's a bunch of insta death in this book, which kinda sucks
haliberdk: yeah, when the branchs go to an insta game over is not that fun tbh
BlueMagnusStormCrow: the later games are very there is one path or die.
PharaohBender27: Good night, @NotCainNorAbel ! katesWave
SquareDotCube: It really borrows from the 80s school of adventure
BlueMagnusStormCrow: the later ones were the most filled with instant death.
Earthenone: what are the odds we will put on 3 cursed items?
e_bloc: oh good we finally have food
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL perks up at mention of cheese
TheMerricat: all three
HorusFive: The cheese is cursed. It doesn't come up again tho
haliberdk: Grape juice
ShDragon: Oh finally, some food!
KartoffelKaiser: Cursed ring PogChamp
Diabore: drink!
DiscordianTokkan: Purple Drank!
Geekscience: the dank purp
Omega_Lairon: Chug-a-lug?
haliberdk: Wine
TStodden: Wear Ring, Eat Food, Drink the Purple Stuff last?
silenceaux: Why would you drink that
Mister_BlueSky: Ask Hakasan what do. LUL
monkeyrama: Can we ask Hakasan?
historyman_admu: Grape juice, you coward
corpseponcho: all of the above at once
SquareDotCube: Horseshoe, gotta be a lucky ring
Geekscience: ring: worn purp: drank cheese: ate
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw, dang, now I want to see a Paul/Adam co-stream of the King's Quest games. I think there's a lot of the same appeal as this, including the wacky, unfair deaths.
myrddinthewizard: Otaku Jeff is always hungry
BrindleBoar: chug chug chug
Earthenone: !quote hannah
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ElementalAlchemist: I'm a horse now!
ElementalAlchemist: Race me around the library!
Electrodyne: 372, in case we need to come back
silenceaux: slurp that corpse juice
Omega_Lairon: Or maybe you get trampled by a random horse? : p
HorusFive: DrinkPurple
KartoffelKaiser: Good curse PogChamp
Lysander_Gustav: nice
HorusFive: And then it does
CururuGuasu: The legendary purple stuff from the Sunny D commercials
monkeyrama: Lucky ring seabatTROG
ElFuzzy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:07:36.
v_nome: maybe make combat faster by rolling 2 sets of different coloured dice at once?
Legokman: How long’s this go for?
TheMerricat: do it!
TStodden: Snak Time!
X5__452: Leave
Simonark: Steve Jackson wrote a lot of varied worlds and mechanics, Ian L was also more your private DM who was a bit annoyed
Jovh11: Grape Drank good
monkeyrama: Apples are always poison 👀
BlueMagnusStormCrow: do it you coward!
historyman_admu: the apples is prob an insta kill
erloas: "save" and potion
Geekscience: both are poisoned
Penthesilea180: Add a baguette and have a nice lunch.
Electrodyne: Poisson cheese
rachowwastaken: take a sippy buddy
circusofkirkus: Hakasan groans
KartoffelKaiser: "Previously unbeknownst to you, Otaku Jeff was lactose intolerant. You die"
Arclight_Dynamo: As an "always drink the liquid" guy, Adam would have fun with a Roguelike... :D
Omega_Lairon: "Potion of make your breath smell really minty" : p
monkeyrama: She was right last time januar1Think
TheMerricat: do it! do it! :-)
HorusFive: Shut Up, you're not the boss of me!
haliberdk: ignore her, she knows nothing Kappa
PharaohBender27: It's spiked with Iocane powder!
Pharmacistjudge: mom said don't drink it
BlueMagnusStormCrow: drink it
Naarius: This is a recipe for toothpaste
historyman_admu: ok that's poison hahaha
Geekscience: so right here, this is the dm warning you
circusofkirkus: Mom is no fun
aitsu100: Mom said NO
Paranundrox: I need to see
SquareDotCube: Are you sure you want to do this? (Y/N)
Electrodyne: Try on the ring again, get 2 more LUCK
Arclight_Dynamo: WIN
Diabore: oh shit thats good
monkeyrama: She was wrong :o
Lysander_Gustav: yay
Omega_Lairon: "When you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time"
Geekscience: oh nice
KartoffelKaiser: Literally exactly what Paul said PogChamp
Geekscience: back to a god
CapnRobert: paul called the shot
aitsu100: she wanted it for herself
HorusFive: lrrSACK lrrADAM_SG lrrSACK
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
CapnRobert: nice paul
monkeyrama: Paul nailed it PogChamp
mtvcdm: Snarf that cheese!
historyman_admu: lrrSACK lrrSACK
hawkfalcon8: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:09:28.
aldruon: Adam's about to get shashasha'd
KartoffelKaiser: NostrADAMus? More like NostraPAULmus
1losttheGame: Poggers!
Paranundrox: lrrPAUL
haliberdk: she was wrong PogChamp
SquareDotCube: The apples are rotten and the cheese is moldy
Geekscience: apple and cheese negates everything you just got
Pharmacistjudge: and you style on her! wow
KartoffelKaiser: None of it was bad PogChamp
Geekscience: oh wo
circusofkirkus: it was all good?!?
historyman_admu: OMG
Diabore: there were no bad choices
monkeyrama: It was all good :o
Mister_BlueSky: SWERVED
Lysander_Gustav: wow weird
haliberdk: wait, it was all good?
circusofkirkus: wat
aitsu100: amazing
Geekscience: how magnanemous
HorusFive: Mind Blow!
Paranundrox: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
KartoffelKaiser: They're relying on you being paranoid
Raurrrrr: lrrGREED
Diabore: i can be nice too
Geekscience: mercy
circusofkirkus: this is suspicious
TheMerricat: The most dangerous trap is the one never sprung. :-P
Nigouki: wait, is this the pre-boss resupply?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The game is just screwing with you now.
1losttheGame: Its all good babeeeee
corpseponcho: there must be a boss fight coming up
mtvcdm: Yeah. The gamble here is that by now you're too paranoid to use any of it.
Earthenone: yeah this is the potions outside the boss room
JeracotIII: Final boss fight coming up.
rachowwastaken: lmao they condition you for trauma so you skip it
myrddinthewizard: "if you ate the chees earlier, your adventure is over"
Geekscience: later on: Hey, you guys are alright. Except, did you eat my apples i left behind?
Omega_Lairon: So... there's been very little "port" to go along with all this peril
HorusFive: in 20 minutes it does say- if you've eaten some cheese, you explode. Lul
Electrodyne: You reach the tower, which falls on you. Your adventure is over
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are no where near the end btw. Maybe a bit past halfway according to the walkthrough.
KartoffelKaiser: @Omega_Lairon hey wait a minute, you're right
Arclight_Dynamo: @Omega_Lairon It's going to be in a bottle on a table in the last room. Delicious port. Kappa
Diabore: that sounds nice, can i live there
rachowwastaken: ooh it’s a studio treehouse
mtvcdm: We just had some cheese. The port will come soon.
coelopteryx: oh which beatle, i hope it's ringo
circusofkirkus: beetle carving! wasn't that on the puzzlebox?
snowcookies: beetle, like the trap box did
Arclight_Dynamo: @mtvcdm I could go for some potted Stilton...
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The trap bix had a beetle
Electrodyne: @circusofkirkus Good call back
Diabore: soup!
SquareDotCube: Books can't be a trap
aitsu100: leav
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are no where near the end btw. Maybe a bit past halfway according to the walkthrough.
Geekscience: just take some guys dinner
PharaohBender27: Look at the books
circusofkirkus: GJ
Penthesilea180: Still full from lunch. No soup for you.
SquareDotCube: Jimmy Jams
snowcookies: Eat all the food
Genderi: Gurmag Angler
monkeyrama: Jimble Jambles LUL
ShDragon: Yeah, the beetle on the box. That has to be a trap
Arclight_Dynamo: Gunder Hammelston
aldruon: drink the box, dare you
Angnor33: Mr. Bo Jangles.
myrddinthewizard: Jenga Jammbles
Omega_Lairon: Gunnerdict Cumberjangles
HorusFive: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
Earthenone: this seems like a good point to save, and continue next time?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: We found the box maker
Kramburger: This has been a whole thing
Arclight_Dynamo: Boxmaker, boxmaker, make me a box!
Electrodyne: THE HOUSE IS A PUZZLE BOX
circusofkirkus: well we gotta me the man, the myth, the legend
hawkfalcon8: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
monkeyrama: Oh dang
PharaohBender27: :O
Arclight_Dynamo: TO BE CONTINUED!
monkeyrama: Is this our first repeat book?
monkeyrama: :o
Kramburger: We are already technically dead
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun You are about 10% past halfway down the page. from the middle of the walkthrough
HorusFive: Adam Savidan will return in James Turner Presents the Avengers 2
PharaohBender27: I mean, this IS a decent stopping point
monkeyrama: A cliffhanger 👀
haliberdk: we wait for Gurnard... to be continued
ghostvalv: Waiting for Gurnard?
Omega_Lairon: (cue Roundabout)
circusofkirkus: cliff hanger!
ritchards: lrrADAM_SG
aldruon: Go to sleep, do it you coward :P
BlueMagnusStormCrow: This seems a good place to pause.
Paranundrox: To Be Continued
Oecking: God, this was so good. Glad to have finally caught this live.
Polyd3uces: Otaku Jeff will return
monkeyrama: We never forget
HorusFive: lrrADAM_SG lrrSACK lrrPAUL_SG
monkeyrama: Unless we do
myrddinthewizard: THanks!
Geekscience: 376
PharaohBender27: 376! Commit it to memory, fellow chatters!
haliberdk: write 'adam was here' on the page
monkeyrama: More story this time
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 376
ShDragon: There seems to be a lot of very short dead ends in this one.
ibplunderin: <3
haliberdk: <3
Earthenone: otaku jeff rides again, coming 2020
monkeyrama: Thanks for the bonus stream!
Arclight_Dynamo: I love these streams! More! More!
myrddinthewizard: This was great!
Arclight_Dynamo: Within the US, not NA.
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Adam and Paul! :-) SeemsGood300
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ShDragon: Wyrmwood Gaming! - The Bones of Imps and the skins of imps!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this was a lot of fun,t hanks for the stream Adam, also great timing, as i'm starting to get a headache and need to lie down
PharaohBender27: Cheer600 Holy moly, a "to be continued" Adam-DF stream!
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Earthenone: !patreon
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djalternative: hopefully we can see the conclusion before the end of the year
Penthesilea180: Thank you! lrrHEART
goldinguy00: oh dang, I got gifted a sub and was alt tabbed into arena. If you are still here, Thank You! @PharaohBender27
Pharmacistjudge: no table slap?
ShDragon: Thank you, Adam! <3
monkeyrama: YouTube's gone
meepsalot: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @pharaohbender27
Arclight_Dynamo: Now, for the trogs!
monkeyrama: PogChamp
PharaohBender27: @goldinguy00 No worries, @goldinguy00 :)
Kramburger: Good, let's talk shit about Youtube now
goldinguy00: <3
PharaohBender27: No problem, @meepsalot ! :)
ghostvalv: gg
djalternative: Lumeria 2 electric boogaloo
monkeyrama: Oh, that's sweet!
djalternative: I like the term "designer draft" you used for lumeria 1
Zyme86 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
Zyme86: HI!!!!!!!!
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Yolysses: man I love these bonus dice-friend book streams!
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Arclight_Dynamo: GEt you some Jacob goo, dude!
monkeyrama: Going to be a silent home stream tomorrow LUL
Kramburger: wooooo
HorusFive: SwS Hype
cosmikmulder: you look so pooped
cosmikmulder: go home and sleep
djalternative: we need to put some of jacob's goo into adam
TheExactSame: Wild might not be the word
TheExactSame: certainly fun
cosmikmulder: wait WHAT TIME TOMORROW PAUL??!
Arclight_Dynamo: I've gotta try some Jacob goo. I've got it bookmarked...
Nigouki: i think Ian promised VR shenanigans
7gorobei: ian is doing pistolwhip
monkeyrama: Oh dang Ian
Penthesilea180: It's and Ian weekend
Rhynerd: oh, that sounds neat
Arclight_Dynamo: RQ!
djalternative: @cosmikmulder 5pm moonbase time
NightValien28: will they survive
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam saw Ian's dingle-dangle!
Kramburger: Find out if Adam dies or not
monkeyrama: After the hot springs :o
Mysticman89: does it involve more ian junk?
philippekav: I guess there's gonna be driving
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank HahaCat
PharaohBender27: I'll have to miss that due to a meeting :(
djalternative: Rak2
monkeyrama: That's very Cam LUL
myrddinthewizard: RoadQuest AHS: After Hot Spring
djalternative: NEW MODPACK HYPE!!!
Mysticman89: B movie suck
HorusFive: Great fun to watch. But woof
circusofkirkus: that game sucks and simultaneously rules
monkeyrama: Ray guns PogChamp
Kramburger: The PC is an ASSHOLE
Earthenone: hey the tracer was in the deer so we need to laser the distortions
PharaohBender27: It's a Watch+Nope
Arclight_Dynamo: "This is shitty, but in the good way." - Adam Savidan
HorusFive: Except they just clip "Adam Savidan- I love it"
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BusTed: slytqShrug
monkeyrama: Dang it BusTed
Suffix: GG Ted
Defrost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Defrost: Not in a row?
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Omthebox: GG BusTed Fatality
Suffix: Never give Adam waht he wants
Erudite_Cynic: way to go ted nice cccccccombobreaker
monkeyrama: Tea with honey for the throat if you can seabatBRAIN
ghostvalv: nice
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat lrrWOW
TheMerricat: Stave Jackson Games was blocked from accepting subs unforntunately.
monkeyrama: Oh my
Arclight_Dynamo: @LoadingReadyRun This is the Fighting Fantasy Twitter: @fightingfantasy
Spiderhaz: I MADE IT BOYS
monkeyrama: Ended with a 72 at least
Spiderhaz: Is this the end of the stream?
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream, Adam and Paul
HorusFive: Put some throat-coat tea in this gamer!
monkeyrama: Possible return
Kikazi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
Kikazi: Loving this adventures, Adam, looking forward to the next!
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Spiderhaz: This legit needs to be it's own series, ITS SO GOOD
Kaszoski: Time for jacob goo
wynternyghtynggale: eat some of Jacob's goo
Arclight_Dynamo: 30th is a Monday, yes.
monkeyrama: 30th is a Monday
TheMerricat: Early Happy BIrthday Adam!
monkeyrama: seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: Can confirm, 30th is a Monday
monkeyrama: Birthday DF
HorusFive: Communism was just a red herring
monkeyrama: Hakasama Za
Arclight_Dynamo: TBF, you left on your own, put your hand into something, and got a booboo.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But thou must.
Earthenone: to be fair, you provably cant live without her around :P
BusTed: G'niiiight!
HorusFive: Night friends
Nigouki: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
monkeyrama: Have a great night!
JakeKamas: bye!
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
meepsalot: Fun stream, take care all