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FITorion: dang it... need food...
CaptainSpam: Aaaaaand this is the signoff card?
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrIAN lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: i got an ad for something called Jack Ryan. looks like they might as well have called it Steve: The TV Show
SnivianMoon: Saluations, all! Everyone ready for more Shenmue III: Ryo's Adventures in the Land of Thirsty Grannies?
SniperPumpkin: TehAmelie Jack Ryan is one of the original Steves
TehAmelie: but yay, time for Shenmore
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Earthenone: hey jude
Earthenone: :P
JustMeJude: Heyo
SniperPumpkin: yeah, time to wander the countryside, fishing for green catfish
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m ready for a relaxing day of fishing for a jacket
SniperPumpkin: then we can have a cool new jacket!
JustMeJude: I have been slacking on my prime subscription for like, 6 months
TehAmelie: i wonder if any catfish will turn green if we leave it overnight
SniperPumpkin: (jacket may not be cool_
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Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends slytqHi
CaptainSpam: Time to grind for more cash!
TehAmelie: hi Ian
SnivianMoon: Greetings Ian!
TheR3dMage: Oh, is the channel working now?
TehAmelie: and chat
LadyAiluros: WOO!
InquisitorGaia: heya ian
TheR3dMage: Neat
LadyAiluros: More Fishing and wood cutting and stuff
Laogeodritt: It's Shenmeow! Wait...
Laogeodritt: Hi Ian, hi chat o/
LadyAiluros: No, no, all of them
LadyAiluros: they all want your young self
SniperPumpkin: the only woman in Shemue who doesn't constantly proposition us is the one who's house we're living in
CaptainSpam: There are still fish left in existence, and Ryo's gotta catch 'em all, so...
SnivianMoon: By the way Ian, your latest quote Tweet about the Lupin movie... Holy heck that movie looks amazing.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Heyo! Hope I've not missed anything
jonnykefka: CG. Pixar. 3D Cartoon
SnivianMoon: For sure. The fluidity of the animation really lends itself to Lupin.
thekeytoviktory: hihi I can't stay long just wanted to drop my prime sub say hi and leave
TehAmelie: well, you are living together, pretty and super alone in your age group in the village, it's an obvious assumption. that neither one of you seem to ever clearly deny.
DarkMorford: Does he want to bone us too?
SniperPumpkin: old man is going to tell us old man stories?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
jonnykefka: The lupin movie looks like they did the smart thing and made sure it was still a cartoon, just a 3D one with fancy props
SnivianMoon: This guy is a real piece of work.
TehAmelie: 50 years? that's when this seven liter jug of wine was made
CaptainSpam: "I built my first house. It sank into the swamp. I built my second house. It sank into the swamp. I built my third house, it burned down, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp, but the fourth house stood!"
SnivianMoon: Did this dude just eat up like 6 hours with his story??
Laogeodritt: wait, have we been talking for literally all day?
DarkMorford: That the guy is a compulsive liar?
SniperPumpkin: this section is called 'Tall Tales' for a reason I guess
Sarah_Serinde: I think yesterday we stopped partway through the day? But I forget
SniperPumpkin: we started at about 3 today
CaptainSpam: We did start mid-day this stream.
SnivianMoon: Ah, right, I forgot. So old dude only wasted three hours.
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
SnivianMoon: Greetings SnackPak
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah this is going to go just as well as we all thought it would
SnivianMoon: Ryo: Master of subtly and communication.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This really isn't for us
OmnipotentTrevor: If you beat her, you're engaged?
SnivianMoon: Holy HECK
CaptainSpam: So she's literally the only adult female in the village who isn't desperately thirsty for Ryo. She must be an important character.
aWabbajack: lrrSIGNAL meganerdGavWot
TheThromborax: does this game really continue the story?
SnivianMoon: @TheThromborax Yes, in as much as any story in a Shenmue game moves.
TheThromborax: I only played the first disc of the first game on dreamcast
TheThromborax: It wasn't my thing at the time, but I kind of like weird games as I get older
TehAmelie: i know one woman who wants to date dudes who can kick her ass, but she has had a very sad childhood and a very sad series of relationships
SniperPumpkin: turns out that all games are rythm games
SnivianMoon: Seems like if you dodge while in yellow life meter, you get "Witch time".
DigitalSeahorse: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME octoNut2
SnivianMoon: Neat! That could come in very useful later.
TheThromborax: @SniperPumpkin have you played Death Stranding? It's definately a rhythm game
Laogeodritt: I kind of want to see what Ryo falling over looks like in this game.
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft lrrIAN HahaShrugRight
SniperPumpkin: that's got to be the final fishing location
aWabbajack: you wake up in bed and lost all the monies?
TheThromborax: so is this China or Japan? I remember he was trying to get to the mainland in the first game
aWabbajack: just a guess
aWabbajack: call back to Stardew Valley
TheThromborax: wait. Are you still at the "beginning" of the game?
TheThromborax: isn't this the fourth stream?
Sarah_Serinde: I can't remember, did we actually finish playing all the way through Shenmue II, or did we stop partway through?
TheThromborax: oh oh ok
Sarah_Serinde: Okay, that's what I thought
Sarah_Serinde: I didn't remember things from the second half of that game
TehAmelie: J Jonah Jameson voice: i want ´to a picture with that river and the well side by side
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that sounds about right
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TheThromborax: when did you stream 'II?"
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Laogeodritt: Night money!
SnivianMoon: Chop chop!
aWabbajack: safety googles!
RebekahWSD: Chopping wood and hands!
TheThromborax: oh, no more forklift? blasphemy
SniperPumpkin: especially with the light shining directly in the eyes
aWabbajack: maybe globes to help reduce hand callo's
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe he got it as a tattoo because he thought it'd make him look tough
CaptainSpam: He just found one single really REALLY good bandage.
aWabbajack: gloves oops!
Questhere: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:04.
Robot_Bones: I romantizied it as a fire pit the wood is going directly into
TehAmelie: when i was 12 and my stepbrother was 8 we and my stepdad used to fell trees in the deep woods in hip deep snow and dark
TheThromborax: when did Ian stream Shenmue II?
Laogeodritt: Clearly that lamp is all part of the challenge! Why would we get paid the Big Bux if we can't chop effectively blind?
aWabbajack: high light reel: All wood chopping!
Robot_Bones: 2016
jonnykefka: the music is...is this the Shenmue 3 equivalent of forklift racing?
SnivianMoon: Now that I think about it, I don't think Ryo has ever once changed clothes or washed them for... about five months now? And he sleeps in the same shirt and pants.
Robot_Bones: on I,Horner
TheThromborax: did you ever stream the first one?
TehAmelie: two of those above are still alive
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie uphill both ways ;)
aWabbajack: someday: 200
TehAmelie: so, super safe
Robot_Bones: The First game on I, Horner was Shenmue 1
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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aWabbajack: then over one thousaaaand!
Laogeodritt: Ooh, I forgot I, Horner had once been a thing
Robot_Bones: I've been watching them to catch up
SniperPumpkin: the first one was streamed all the way through, with lots of digressions for forklift racing league
TheThromborax: global warming is horrifying
TheThromborax: Tree: "I don't know what season it is."
bvorhies: Ian did you get that fancy fish ?
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft feliciaToronto HahaShrugRight
Robot_Bones: There needs to be a fork lift race super cut
DanielJGrouse: I just noticed, are you chopping wood on a rock?
Laogeodritt: Earth used Global Warming! Cherry Tree is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
TehAmelie: we might get two harvest seasons a year, but also fewer bees to make the food grow. . .
DarkNacht: My Japanese cherry flowered last month, this year is very confusing for plants
CaptainSpam: Did Andy still hold the top spot on the forklift leaderboard?
BrowneePoints: Just saw your tweet about Lupin III Ian! Glad to see someone else excited for it! @LoadingReadyRun
TheThromborax: The dreamcast is surprisingly forwards compatible, given that you could easily play on VGA
aWabbajack: Aii-Yaah!
bvorhies: nice! also thanks for being in road quest your great in it
TheThromborax: if you can get batteries for your VMU
BrowneePoints: It just...feels right
TheThromborax: Ian, if you can make a USB re-chargable VMU I'll buy one
SnivianMoon: Dremcast over VGA was life. It was so good back in the day.
CaptainSpam: The VMUs used standard watch batteries, finding new ones shouldn't be an issue.
CaptainSpam: (and the actual MEMORY was flash, so it wasn't affected by the battery life)
TheThromborax: "more difficult than it's worth" doesn't sound like the Ian Horner character I know
SnivianMoon: Oh wow, that sounds fantastic. I may have to look into that, because it would be awesome to bring my Dreamcast out of mothballs.
Laogeodritt: Why do we need the wine?
TehAmelie: trading wood for wine, there's a dirty joke there somewhere
BrowneePoints: My cousin had a Dreamcast when we were growing up, and seeing him play Jet Grind Radio had me wanting one TO THIS DAY
CaptainSpam: "No, I'll only drink this 50-year-old wine out of a 50-year-old glass chalice!"
TheThromborax: the thing I remember most about Shenmue is getting home before curfue. It must be a very different game without it
BrowneePoints: Jet Grind/JSRF are so good. I would LOVE a sequel
TehAmelie: we came home too late to play :(
Laogeodritt: Oh, and an incredibly fun mini-game called Face-Off.
SnivianMoon: Jet Set Radio is absolutely the top of my list too. Hideki Naganuma is a legend.
TehAmelie: ooh
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
ElementalAlchemist: I have made it
CaptainSpam: @BrowneePoints If only they'd port JSRF to PC...
Laogeodritt meows at @ElementalAlchemist
aWabbajack: Yu-Gi-Ohhh!
orbitaltuna: face... off
ElementalAlchemist: PAPER
aWabbajack: Nick Cage enters the ring
Invitare: Face on
ElementalAlchemist opens his mouth wide
orbitaltuna: are you going to become shenhua
SniperPumpkin: Ryo, we've been playing faceoff for two weeks now, you must remember the name by now
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TheThromborax: she went last and you WON??
OmnipotentTrevor: I like how every time Ryo plays this game is always the first time he has ever played this game
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TehAmelie: my face eats your face!
TheThromborax: WHAT THE HELL
Invitare: what even is this
SnivianMoon: It's sweeping Baliu by storm.
orbitaltuna: you take her face... off
Zaghrog: This is one of the many many scenes in the game where it's obvious that they kept reusing the same voice lines
TehAmelie: remember Normal Human Face Simulator?
TheThromborax: Shenmue takes place in a universe where no one ever figured out that your flat hand looks like a piece of paper. Maybe ours isn't the worst timeline afterall
DarkMorford: Hm. I'd have to look at the schematics again, but we might be able to do that "pull RGB direct from the video chip" thing with a Genesis, too. Though I have no idea how different the X'Eye would be.
Invitare: Banana!
SnivianMoon: Two good hauls from fishing could land us the jacket and the wine money.
Zaghrog: I think it's worth pointing out that all the adult men have moved to the city. Is it that surprising all the women are horny AF?
BrowneePoints: soooooo I just looked up Metacritic for Jet Set Radio Future and it has a 98% Fan Rating
TubeAlloy: That banana needs a banana for scale
TheThromborax: What's the consensus? is the voice acting terrible because it's flat? or amazing because it's flat because the characters are flat?
TehAmelie: 400 pixels in HDMI sounds like it would look interesting
SnivianMoon: I feel like I might be the only one who liked the original JSR more than JSRF. I still love JSRF, though. Just like JSR that much moore.
TehAmelie: every game is Minecraft
SnivianMoon: That's a great point. And Oh god, you just reminded me of the Duke controller.
BrowneePoints: if I could play JSRF on a Dreamcast controller I'd die happy
SniperPumpkin: oh, by the way, I did a google and you are going to the right pond to get the green catfish, if you were worried about it
TubeAlloy: They broke so easily though
TehAmelie: if you can just plug it into a computer, JoyToKey is probably going to be your friend
TubeAlloy: I went through 3, maybe it was the EU manufacturing?
BrowneePoints: I do have to give props to Sony for somehow nailing a controller design their first go though
blip2004: noo another shemue stream I'll miss because of my new work schedule
TehAmelie: hardware is hard lrrAWW
BrowneePoints: That's fair. But I also have tiny hands
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TehAmelie: let's say, Sony did great considering the gpod d-pad design is owned by Nintendo
aWabbajack: oh my Steam controller is being shipped! Can't wait to try
SnivianMoon: Oh. Oh heck, Different sized controllers for different people is such a reasonable suggestion.
TehAmelie: *good
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm is it actually shadier at this time of day? Because that could be helpful
BrowneePoints: Mhmm. And Xbox controllers got better once they realized how ridiculously huge the original was
BrowneePoints: I actually got hand cramps as a kid trying to play Fable for hours
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe you're just hitting more of the shade than you had been yesterday, that's also possible :P
Mox_Hagdorm: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @loudestmute
Laogeodritt: I thought we were trying to catch catfish, not godfish =V
Pal_Friendpatine: No it’s definitely shadier by those rocks right now
loudestmute: anything to help both the chat and Ian through these difficult times. lrrIAN
OmnipotentTrevor: I wish the "separate device for each hand" thing Nintendo has gone with would catch on more. I'd like to see what improvements some competition could bring to it.
aWabbajack: catching and breeding KOI would be super profitable
silenceaux: Still waiting for the Kamen Carp
aWabbajack: hear a single Koi can be like thousands
Earthenone: ok, this might sound dumb (but it is shenmue) maybe try the shade of the rock jutting out of the water instead of the cliff?
OmnipotentTrevor: Plus I'd just like the comfort of it on other consoles
TehAmelie: my little brother could absolutely not reach the L and R buttons on the original Xbox. we joked it was a child safety measure
Zaghrog: maybe "Carp" is just what a carp-like fish is called when one is unsure what breed of carp it is
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BrowneePoints: Fun fact, Carp are an invasive species where I live!
TehAmelie: thank you, kind stranger
aWabbajack: oh yeah in IL got the invasive carp
BrowneePoints: @aWabbajack I'm in Iowa, so same water system
TheMoatman: Why is a European carp in a random pond in rural China?
aWabbajack: I actually passed by Lacon IL where Slo-Mo was filmed!
Sarah_Serinde: This definitely looks shady
aWabbajack: was wondering where the heck Lacon was. Now I know :D
loudestmute: Daggom European Carp, always going on about their high art and their universal healthcare.
SniperPumpkin: the YT video I saw had someone catch the fish standing in this location
FITorion: Yeah I was thinking maybe the small rock... would be the place
TehAmelie: imagine the Euro Trip-like movie explaining how the European carp got there
BrowneePoints: Whereas American Carp are just too attached to Carpitalism
aWabbajack: oh I thought Sniper ment someone went to this location in China and fished here
enki1256: The return of the fishing.
aWabbajack: I saw pictures of the real locations used in Shenmue 1
TehAmelie: i don't know how i'd feel if this village was copied direct from reality
TheMoatman: Thiccatfish
aWabbajack: oh nice where in Iowa @BrowneePoints ? Used to drive to Des Moines to visit friend living there
SnivianMoon: There must be some kind of subterranean aquatic carp throughway near this pond. A Carp-al tunnel, if you will.
loudestmute: a catfish large enough to blot out the sun, or this church fundraiser will never get off the ground.
BrowneePoints: @aWabbajack Marshalltown
TehAmelie: good one, Snivian
BrowneePoints: @SnivianMoon This fish live every day to the fullest. Carp Diem if you will
silenceaux: Maybe it's hard for them to see it in the shade?
SnivianMoon: I will admit. I felt dirty typing that.
aWabbajack: Seize teh Day
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
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aWabbajack: Cease my day?
Zaghrog: It seems like the fish don't start going for the lure until after enough time has passed or enough distance has been covered by the lure
SnivianMoon: Also, that made me laugh audibly, @BrowneePoints
BrowneePoints: Carp Diem. Seize the Fish
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME x1000 to @BrowneePoints
silenceaux: Lorge
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm there's a little shade there, but yeah, mostly sunny. I think it might have been shadier over there last time we were fishing? If the shade is actually varying by time of day
TehAmelie: something about catch of the day and carpe diem. . .
silenceaux: Just like real fishing!
Zaghrog: If the shade was dependent upon time of day that would be a nice detail
CastleOtranto: How big was the fish that got away? HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight
BrowneePoints: I'm getting Twilight Princess flashbacks
DarkNacht: Thats how Real life fishing works
SnivianMoon: Alas, we're trying to figure out shade in a world without a sun.
TehAmelie: that's a Euro Truck carp
silenceaux: Getting good fish at least
Robot_Bones: It has to be with no sun Kappa
DarkNacht: If you chase the fish you will never catch anything
Earthenone: do we need to buy some green paint to get this stamp? :P
TehAmelie: or let it "age" a bit
DarkMorford: Oh, there's a Sun. He hangs out at the old temple and drinks wine all day.
BrowneePoints: Traditional Chinese Music is an absolute fave of mine. I'm LOVING this soundtrack
SniperPumpkin: hmm, do you see that rock just to the right of the midline? does it have a good shadow
TehAmelie: it can be silly and relaxing
TheThromborax: not to be a shit, but what is the goal of the fishing? nothing in this game exists for itself
SniperPumpkin: TheThromborax cash
SnivianMoon: Atmosphere is something that the Shenmue games have always nailed down. You really get a sense for the environment, and they did that quite well with Bailu in my opinion.
accountmadeforants: What TehAmelie said, it's simultaneously chill and silly. Chilly, if that wasn't already a word.
Sarah_Serinde: We make money from fishing, and also if we catch specific fish in specific spots, we get a jacket
Sarah_Serinde: green catfish
Zaghrog: to be clear, the money is actually pretty good compared to other methods
TehAmelie: you seem to get paid solely per gram of fish. so we could stuff the fish with mud to pad our paycheck
BrowneePoints: Do you like Fly Fishing Ian?
TehAmelie: woo
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Earthenone: wooo!
SnivianMoon: HUZZAH!
SniperPumpkin: nice!
accountmadeforants: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Laogeodritt: Catfish! \o/
silenceaux: Well that made no sense, but sure!!
LadyAiluros: WOOOOOOO!
Zaghrog: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
DemonicUrge: our saviour
LadyAiluros: ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart ladyai4Pawheart
Sarah_Serinde: This should definitely get us enough for that wine
SnivianMoon: So we've caught a Green, a White, and a Blue catfish. What's next? Red?
TheThromborax: what's the exchange rate? is that a lot?
TehAmelie: i'm hoping for a red herirng
TehAmelie: herring
accountmadeforants: That's pretty cheap for that much fish. But I suppose carp aren't terribly good eatin.
LadyAiluros: yeah I feel like carp are kinda gross
BrowneePoints: I miss recreational fishing, but phobia of fishhooks says no
ItIsVey: carp is very bland as far as fish go
DarkMorford: Oh, yeah, carp are terrible table fish.
TehAmelie: every other pond has been mostly catfish that's famously gross but the pay's the same
TehAmelie: i think
silenceaux: SnivianMoon, well called.
SnivianMoon: ha HA. My knowledge of colors pays off!
BrowneePoints: Wait...is that like the Red Catfish from the Dragon folktale?
Earthenone: a magic carp
Zaghrog: got the clue!
SnivianMoon: Gotta get that garlic money even after we buy wine.
FITorion: the cat fish came out of a cave... Or the person was comeing out of the cave when they saw it...
BrowneePoints: It's so weird watching you catch catfish living in a place known for good catfish XD
Earthenone: yeah we dont want to blow our food budget on wine
DanielJGrouse: catfish is delicious
BrowneePoints: Catfish CAN be good, but being filter feeders if it's not prepared right it tastes...muddy?
TehAmelie: at this point we've spent like 500 bones on renting fishing poles. the ignominy
SnivianMoon: There was a fishing spot down by where you found mushrooms a few streams ago.
Emergent_OS: Do we know, if Shenmue 3 will be a final entry, or we will see more entries in the future?
BrowneePoints: but yea Catfish is considered quite the delicacy through the American Midwest(where I live) and parts of the south particularly along the Mississippi
TehAmelie: they originally promised 15 games but that was some Peter Molneyux level of optimism
SniperPumpkin: it turns out that remote viewing isn't very useful for fishing
TehAmelie: i read it in a glossy magazine. back when there was videogame magazines
silenceaux: Uncommon Carp
SniperPumpkin: also the games didn't sell very well
SnivianMoon: Honestly, I was thinking it was a miracle that the third game even came out. So I'm surprised they'd thinking there's going to be an opportunity for another one.
Laogeodritt: Watch as we get Shenmue X coming out in about 49 years from now.
BrowneePoints: Oh yea! What are your thoughts on the new "Jrpg" style Yakuza!?
DarkMorford: Dreamcast got curb-stomped by the PS2, which is a shame.
SnivianMoon: Agreed! I'm pretty happy with the Shenmue-ness of this Shenmue.
Pal_Friendpatine: @snivianmoon they had a very successful Kickstarter for 3 if I remember right
Robot_Bones: I personally can't wait for the cliff hanger ending
SnivianMoon: @Pal_Friendpatine Oh, for sure. I admit I contributed to it. But they wound up needing a LOT more money than Kickstarted afforded them.
Robot_Bones: If not a fan of fantasy setting, have you thought about the Personas?
TehAmelie: several perfectly average carp here
TheThromborax: the new Yakuza fighting mechanics make so much sense because the series is so much like Pokemon
Pal_Friendpatine: @snivianmoon ah I see
Pteraspidomorphi: JRPGs are often sci-fi-ish (not that I play that many of them)
BrowneePoints: I'd love more Futuristic/Modern/RL Setting JRPGs that aren't like "action rpgs"
TheThromborax: Yakuza is a lot like the Pokemon Trading Card Game Video Game on the GameBoy
SnivianMoon: The Deep Silver publishing deal wasn't unexpected, for sure. But the Epic exclusive deal took everyone by surprise.
Emergent_OS: Thank you, Ian! Be honest, at the time of the “I,Horner” show, were you thinking, that you will be able to play Shenmue 3?
SnivianMoon: It is, as you say, a reality of this world we live in.
SniperPumpkin: (also, for reference, YT says that this is the right spot for red carp)
Pteraspidomorphi: Had non-epic access been previously promised?
DarkNacht: Crowd funding is an artifact of companies telling customers what they want instead of listening to them.
SnivianMoon: Shenmue 3 was originally promised via Steam key for backers.
SnivianMoon: (And PS4)
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm pretty sure Tim Sweeney posted or tweeted or something like that, a few months ago, that Epic would guarantee such obligations would be met on release for all future deals with crowdfunded game publishers? Was that a lie?
Pteraspidomorphi: Or maybe the deal was prior to the statement
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SnivianMoon: I don't like to whinge too hard about it, but it's not the first time the whole "pulled the rug out from under my preorder" thing has happened to me. But, still, Shenmue 3 is real, so I won't complain too bitterly.
TehAmelie: ugh, virtual game stores. why don't we have 12 or 20 pieces of software that all do the same thing as Steam but give money to different distributors?
DemonicUrge: cause contracts and money I guess
SniperPumpkin: because payments processing is hard
Sarah_Serinde: What a lovely fantasy
DarkNacht: That would be ideal
SnivianMoon: Ian, you're speaking my language.
TheThromborax: Because Epic wants to pay to be the middleman
TehAmelie: i could get behind a unified virtual game storefront
TheThromborax: and Epic has a lot of money to pay to be the middle man
SniperPumpkin: and maintaining a distribution network
TubeAlloy: I had a thought today - given that the current generation of consoles all need to download and install, even if you have the physical media - is this the first generation that we won't be able to play in 15 years outside of cracked boxes or emulators?
TheThromborax: A lot of what those companies do is weird regulatory stuff people think about.
DarkNacht: You also can run a store front without the software, gog and gamersgate use to do that
enki1256: I remember those days.
accountmadeforants: Cloud saves, established update infrastructure, being able to get the software after the developer stops supporting it.
SnivianMoon: This is why game streaming scares me, because that angles to remove "download the software" from the equation entirely.
enki1256: Buying physical copies from best buy and Fry's... ah...
BrowneePoints: I mean, look what happened to DuckTales Remastered
Pal_Friendpatine: And remember digital is only a license
Anaerin: Physical is also only a license, if you want to be picky about it.
SniperPumpkin: SnivianMoon eh, I'm not that worried about it, because for game streaming to take over, it'll have to actually work, or people won't buy it
Pal_Friendpatine: @anaerin in a way. True
Emergent_OS: I can’t wait for the future, when more Game Designers will attempt to create games, where narrative is an emergent property of the game’s dynamics, rather than pre-authored content. Immagine a future, where game’s systems are a primary vehicle of player’s choice, as an expression of player’s agency, not an “embedded meaning” constructs. Like Warren Spector’s “Shared Authorship” and Clint Hocking’s “Unified Player Agency”!
Stoffern: I remember downloading patches before Steam...I don't realy wanna go back to that, to be honest
SnivianMoon: Fair point, @SniperPumpkin. I'll keep hoping it stays less viable than the current system for that reason.
Tr3nzyyy: ah yes the beauty of fishing
RatekStormcrow: I like some nice railroads from time to time
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, I personally prefer crafted narratives and well designed levels
SnivianMoon: Though, even with the current system I now own games that I will never be able to play again, because the developers deactivated their servers. Like, there is zero way to run client servers. Those games are just dead and gone forever. Which is sad.
SniperPumpkin: well, there's always Minecraft
TheThromborax: I maintain that if something you like gets Epic exclusivity then that's a good thing because the people who made the thing you like probably got a lot of money for that exclusivity and that means there's a higher liklihood of getting more of that thing you like
BrowneePoints: @Emergent_OS I just want more games to push the boundaries of narrative gameplay like Last of Us
OmnipotentTrevor: TubeAlloy, there is a guy on youtube called Ross (of Ross's Game Dungeon) who has made the concept of "Dead Games" a kind of personal crusade. He has some videos that break down a lot of aspects of the issue in great detail.
TubeAlloy: Thanks @OmnipotentTrevor that sounds really interesting I'll check it out
BrowneePoints: That's very fair!
realhillwolf: Scripted gameplay "The story of the character you are playing" Emergent gameplay "The story of you playing the character"
TehAmelie: Night in the Woods may still be my favorite game, even if i can't stand it. such good writing
BrowneePoints: It's kind of why I like that Jedi Fallen Order has a "Story Only" difficulty
Paranundrox: I look forward to the next Play It Forward game sometime in 2021 lrrBEEJ
SnivianMoon: Oh, very much agreed @TehAmelie. I loved the story and writing, but the gameplay felt a little like a chore.
TheThromborax: Ian, you should consider playing that Alien Afterlife game Alex played on Watch+Play
TehAmelie: i can see that
realhillwolf: aaaaaah aliens!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: see y'all in a bit
Laogeodritt: Cycle the fluids!
SnivianMoon: Fluid dynamics simulation go
realhillwolf: Reversing fluid hydrocarbonate polarity
OmnipotentTrevor: I didn't want to make the decision the end of Last of Us made me choose.
silenceaux: Where you essentially destroy a hospital in a post-apocalypse scenario?
Emergent_OS: Technically, Emergent gameplay is the phenomenon in which game- play challenges or solutions to challenges emerge (possibly unexpectedly) as a second-order consequence of game systems interacting with each other.
SnivianMoon: On that topic, how about when a game decides FOR you that you don't want to learn how charcoal is made?
TehAmelie: i wonder, did everyone independently invent warthog jousting in Halo deathmatches?
TehAmelie: or only most of us?
LadyAiluros: it did, yes
SnivianMoon: I'd recommend multiple snake powers, when you have the opportunity.
LadyAiluros: Bungie saw us doing it and andded it to the game
Zaghrog: Another reminder about the Snake Mojo: doesn't work for dojo fights
realhillwolf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:16.
SnivianMoon: Yeah, Snake stuff is basically only for Thug scraps
Zaghrog: ^
SniperPumpkin: "should I really sell you this very expensive alcohol?" "but sir, I really need it" "ah kids"
OmnipotentTrevor: I didn't have an Xbox during it's run, and was really surprised when I went back and played the original Halo. It was just a fun little game that doesn't take itself too seriously. No hint of the big epic monster I knew it as.
realhillwolf: hm... have i missed any perticulary good bad english tonight?
Paranundrox: oh Ian, what's your opinion on Iron Blooded Orphans as an intro to Gundam? (Apparently it's not on Netflix US)
SnivianMoon: @OmnipotentTrevor When it first came out, Halo was mercilessly panned for being boring and same-y. In the moment of its release, no one thought it'd go far, but it turned out people REALLY liked it.
CapnRobert: it is on netflix us
Paranundrox: *now on
Paranundrox: not "not on"
Paranundrox: that certainly is a typo :P
CapnRobert: and imo its a real good intro to mech anime
LadyAiluros: The deep lore of Destiny is amazing right now
Balthasar_Wiseman: IBO feels more like Votoms to me.
Paranundrox: the ED does slap
OmnipotentTrevor: Obviously, the best Gundam to start with is G Gundam.
CapnRobert: lol
TehAmelie: i thought it was funny people talked about Halo being samey while watching the same fight play out a hundred different ways depending on the AI's decisions
SnivianMoon: Since we're talking about Mech anime and watching Shenmue, now I'm thinking about Tech Romancer.
Balthasar_Wiseman: I have the old US Manage Corp release of Votoms so um I question some of the translations.
Laogeodritt: Are the time-of-day mechanics designed purely for the player's frustration? =V
SnivianMoon: Tech Romancer is SO GOOD if you know what it's trying to be.
LemonadeTwelve: Messin around chopping wood all day
TheMoatman: Alright, I did some math wrong last night. I need an 85 or higher on the final to guarantee an A in my last class
TheMoatman: But I did ace the final project, so that's nice
Emergent_OS: Ian, have you had a chance to play some more of the Japanese Gundam Online game. The one you showed on I, Horner, when you had to use VPN to access it.
SnivianMoon: When the first Shenmue came out, it was pretty ground breaking that things would happen at certain times of day, people in the town actually had routines and schedules, and you could only talk to people when they were available. Turns out that people learned pretty quickly that it wasn't great for the player experience, even if it was realistic.
TheThromborax: if you pick up the chickens, can you fly?
TheThromborax: does this engine support mods?
Anubis169: it'd better, or we'll have to vacate the channel :P
TheThromborax: Punfoul
CapnRobert: so ive been playing mobile suit gundam federation vs zeon on a ps2 emulater game really holds up imo
DarkMorford: "Early to rise and early to bed / Makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
Anubis169 gets in the xxxLURK for 2min
CapnRobert: probably one of my favorite gundam games
Emergent_OS: Thank you, Ian, I didn’t know about it! Thank you for the recommendation, I’ll definitely look it up.
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
CapnRobert: I wouldnt be surprised if you heard that i think it is
DarkMorford: Sure got 80s power ballad in here.
BrowneePoints: That pun, much like this minigame, may cause division
RebekahWSD: How can you tell where's you're aiming in this game?
SnivianMoon: Oh heck, the SUPER music. This is gonna be a tear.
ElementalAlchemist: oh, dang, that music
TheMoatman: That was the first gundam game I played
TheMoatman: It was great
TheThromborax: I feel like this slowly rotating back and forth thing is an old carnival game. Anyone else vaguely remember something like this at an amusement park?
r10pez10: shenmoo world
RebekahWSD: Thaaaat's miserable gameplay D:
tomasliebel: edge of my seat content right here
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ian's going to be forced to chop wood and instictively move from side to side
TehAmelie: it's a very realistic chopping wood holding your axe at the very end of the shaft simulator. a lot of eyeballing
orbitaltuna: did you get the rockin' music?
Anubis169: nicely done!
SnivianMoon: @TheThromborax "Kinda like a carnival game" is actually a pretty accurate descriptor for most Shenmue side activities.
SniperPumpkin: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lick the dead body.
SniperPumpkin: particularly the actual carnival games that we can play
TehAmelie: someone kicked too many chickens in a Zelda game somewhere
CapnRobert: that chicken lol
SnivianMoon: I think that chicken was building up PU speed with a half-A press.
realhillwolf: what are you collecting now?
orbitaltuna: that is like a double wide bathtub
SnivianMoon: I really relate to this guy
LemonadeTwelve: You hittin' it, Roy?
SniperPumpkin: but you have lots of cash, so that's nice
TehAmelie: "ooh, eeh, aah" is such a normal way to spell "yawn"
Sarah_Serinde: Is this man ever sober?
SnivianMoon: Ry... Morty *URP* I mean Ryo.
Paranundrox: the full Taft lrrBEEJ
TheThromborax: @TehAmelie it's sort of onamonapathetic
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SniperPumpkin: time to gatcha
SnivianMoon: @Paranundrox Thumbs up for a great Presidential reference.
TehAmelie: first try!
OmnipotentTrevor: In the same way that a slot machine is a "game"?
TehAmelie: game of skill, etc
noSmokeFire: I see
SnackPak_: Tardis based gatcha
TheThromborax: These look like assets from Mega Man Legends
Laogeodritt: Good to know the reflections on the gems haven't blinded you, Ryo.
SnivianMoon: Oh, the diamond P was one we needed!
SnivianMoon: We're only missing the chase rare now.
SnivianMoon: Billions and Billions of capsules...
TehAmelie: is the P for pyramid and E for rectangle?
BrowneePoints: that child...
BrowneePoints: is HORRIFYING
johkmil: That child is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse!
TheThromborax: This game takes place in the Uncanny Valley, which I know know was flooded to build the Three Gorges Dam
SniperPumpkin: lrrJUDGE
TehAmelie: now picture the child morphin into Gary Oldman screaming "everyone"
Sarah_Serinde: Right, yesterday you got plum wine with tokens and then bet a lot on a turtle race you lost, so...
GrittyGramps: shenmom
r10pez10: such chemistry
GrittyGramps: aww <3 so cute
johkmil: This is weird pacing, she is right!
TehAmelie: i need your clothes, your soup and your banana
GrittyGramps: wait, you said shenhua? I honestly thought you said shenmom
LadyAiluros: seifuku!
GrittyGramps: :D <3
ElementalAlchemist: oh
ElementalAlchemist: Your school was SUPER anime
Emergent_OS: Random thought: Remember, when Graham was playing Metal Gear Survive, he unlock a brand new technology - a fence! Whenever I feel sad, I just recall that moment.
SnivianMoon: We've gone full circle.
Angnor33: By the docks?
LadyAiluros: yes
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
LadyAiluros: ladyai4Pawheart
Thandres: she went with the polite option
TehAmelie: Police Academy was the hottest thing at this time
TheMoatman: I'm looking for where sailor uniforms hang out
TehAmelie: maybe not on this continent but still
TheThromborax: So, this is the girl from the visions in the first game, right?
Paranundrox: "our play by post D&D game has taken forever"
TheThromborax: "she will be dead soon"
johkmil: They talk a lot about what they are going to talk about.
r10pez10: is there a letter writing minigame
Emergent_OS: “Do you want to keep talking?” - I will use this line from now on, whenever anybody tells me:”Goodbye”.
Robot_Bones: no but your a couple of months from the day I was actually born
johkmil: If this is a dating simulator, you’ll have to remember her birthday!
r10pez10: "the inexorable passage of time takes us all, ryo"
Robot_Bones: Yes, you must save the amber pendant for september 9th
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r10pez10: UHHH
SnivianMoon: Wait, did Ryo just say Shenhau's line there?
r10pez10: yeah they swapped VO
Juliamon: Oof, I've missed half the stream already. I hope I didn't miss to much plot! Kappa
Paranundrox: hundreds of birthdays - your own or other people's?
Robot_Bones: or she has seen into the matrix
Paranundrox: I've lived through hundreds of birthdays lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: She is becoming self aware
r10pez10: oh yeah? it isn't? scissors~
TheThromborax: Is this series popular in Japan, or is it more of a Western frachise?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh saving seems like a good idea
realhillwolf: People die when they are killed
Robot_Bones: "morning huh"
SnivianMoon: I'd be really curious to know what Japanese players think of the native voice work.
The_Voices: lies! i sleep in the morning, i wake in the afternoon
realhillwolf: what does shenmue mean anyway?
r10pez10: is that banana worth 100,000 dollars
TheMoatman: lrrIAN_SG
TheMoatman: Aww it looked better aligned in the menu
johkmil: That’s not how you pick up an apple!
realhillwolf: Ian you say that like it means something
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
SnivianMoon: That's a nice payday. Do we have all the skill books we need from herbs before we start selling them off?
SniperPumpkin: we should probably talk to monk-man first thing in the morning so that we can figure out what terrible chore he's going to set us
Drakas: hello
TheMoatman: It sorta works with Wiggins lrrFRUMP_SG
Laogeodritt: re: Japan, reportedly it sold pretty poorly in its first week in Japan https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-11-28-shenmue-iii-comes-up-short-in-the-japanese-charts
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TheMoatman: IT Sloth gets crossed anime eyes lrrSLOTH_SG
Paranundrox: lol
myrddinthewizard: No, Ian thats vodka
realhillwolf: akvavit
Alzharade: This is why you wrap your jeans in barbed wire.
SnivianMoon: HP is actually degrading constantly, even when standing still (though more slowly). It's a tremendous pain.
TheMoatman: Gotta pay for your fast travel
r10pez10: "welcome to my kaiju stand!"
TheMoatman: "fast"
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks, Ryo
r10pez10: is he a drunken master
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Paranundrox: why do the chickens vanish
johkmil: I don’t think he actually knows any techniques...
Paranundrox: where are we storing them
CaptainSpam: You are 100% chasing cuccos. I feel like they're going to form a giant swarm and attack Ryo endlessly.
SnivianMoon: Wasting our time like this is just Fowl of him.
Pteraspidomorphi: Hammerspace?
realhillwolf: @Paranundrox I think we just throw them straight yp
noSmokeFire: this is the only appropriate use of QTE
Sarah_Serinde: gabyChicken lrrGOAT
Paranundrox: lrrCHKN
Electrodyne: Stop that chicken! Sup that chicken!
realhillwolf: speaking of QTE this game doesnt feature near as much of them as i tohught it would
Electrodyne: *Stop
realhillwolf: yet anyway
SnivianMoon: The fact that we haven't had a madcap QTE chase through the village yet is a surprise, given the previous two games.
Wolfstrike_NL: Good thing it were chickens instead of geese
Electrodyne: Ian = Snidley Whiplash
johkmil: “Your father always harassed chickens, making them disappear after a QTE...”
Electrodyne: because of his poultry stopping skillz
Zaghrog: ah, time gated progress
Robot_Bones: I mean, I too love rubbing buns on my face
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LadyAiluros: Bunz
Sarah_Serinde: that legendary red catfish isn't going to catch itself!
Emergent_OS: This is foreshadowing, chickens were behind the conspiracy all this time.
SnivianMoon: We need this special jacket, so that people in the village KNOW we are a legendary fisher.
SniperPumpkin: fish training
Drakas: how gose the fishing jacket project
SniperPumpkin: seriously, how could we have caught a fish yet dude. You have a totall monopoly on fishing gear in this town
johkmil: That guy has a completely different accent from everyone else!
Drakas: yes
ElementalAlchemist: a scaly jacket
LadyAiluros: eel skin wallets were a thing, yes
ElementalAlchemist: Horse dance!
Kazman20a: the difference in style between the faces is a little jarring
Electrodyne: Put on your red shoes and stance the blues
Electrodyne: LET'S STANCE
Paranundrox: lol
CaptainSpam: We can stance if we want to.
Electrodyne: My friends don't stance
Drakas: just stance 2019
GrittyGramps: the forbidden double stance!
Invitare: Double Stance? More like "Stance Stance Revolution"
SniperPumpkin: double stance? no one has ever trained so hard
Electrodyne: Stancin with myself, oh oh ohoh
SniperPumpkin: more dots
noSmokeFire: on the other hand, I bet Shenmu would really put the "random" in "random encounter"
norivia: a very desertbus-like grind
Paranundrox: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
SnivianMoon: Between the cauliflower and the Horse Stance, Ryo is probably regular as heck.
SniperPumpkin: yeah, we can horse stance in the dark
Drakas: stance stance revolution
ElementalAlchemist: "No! Fishing time only! *gets distracted by herbs*"
HydraWiggins: weed thief!
Zaghrog: I matched Ryo on that stance, not falling!
CaptainSpam: If I had the chance, I'd ask the world the stance, and not be stancing with myself.
migelino164: Rally round the family, with a pocket full of herbs
Paranundrox: welcome to the highlights, chat
norivia: after 5 hours a bug splats on ryo's motionless face
SnivianMoon: Gonna take my Ryo to the Sunflower Grove, I'm gonna... Train, 'till I can't no more.
GrittyGramps: "Chickens are not psychedelic, don't bother licking them for that"
ElementalAlchemist: After 8 hours, you get one level and the option to turn around and go back
noSmokeFire: a wilhelm scream as ryo accidentally hooks a villager and drags them into the river
SniperPumpkin: wow
LadyAiluros: i bet it was
LadyAiluros: i feel likt he chance and difficulty might go upas you go up the ladder
Paranundrox: imagine if the game told you what got away
LadyAiluros: that would be the worst
johkmil: Looked grey from here
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LadyAiluros: nice fish
migelino164: "Fish Vision"
TehAmelie: that's a new one i think
Zaghrog: chonky trout
TehAmelie: are the fish evolving before our eyes?
LadyAiluros: heeeeeere fishy fishy fishy
Electrodyne: fish vision = fission
SniperPumpkin: you might try fishing more to the right, the one video I saw cought from that side
SnivianMoon: I feel like there are two types of fish in our fish vision "Amble about aimlessly fish" and "Directly dive on the lure fish".
Electrodyne: carp carp carp
Drakas: hey ian how did you like banapple gas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: There's actually no fish here, this is all in ryo's head
SnivianMoon: Aw, just a plain catfish.
johkmil: Did that fish swim through the rock on the way in?
SniperPumpkin: is catfish closer than trout? let's say yes
SnivianMoon: "Take this, my reel, my line, and ALL of my lure!"
enki1256: CATFISH IS DELICIOUS. But ya, its cheap shit.
SnivianMoon: YES! GOT THERE!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zaghrog: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
noSmokeFire: Jacket time!
TehAmelie: a big one too
migelino164: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
SniperPumpkin: FISHING COMPLETE!
GrittyGramps: wooo
Paranundrox: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ElementalAlchemist: but we're going to keep playing it for money
Paranundrox: wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless
GrittyGramps: PogChamp PogChamp
DarkMorford: Ian, will you be coming down for the Child's Play dinner on Thursday?
CaptainSpam: RED FISH! But, wait, we already got the blue fish...
johkmil: That’s a huge fish!
SnivianMoon: I've never been so excited to see a fish.
TehAmelie: a reel big fish
Laogeodritt: I can't do it rn but I feel that "stupid-ass minigame" moment needs a clip =V
jindraxsis: lrrCHKN
johkmil: 2 kilo fish is a random river?
BrowneePoints: Like I said, Catfish can be very tasty, but they ARE filter feeders, so if not cleaned/prepared right it's kinda...muddy?
SnackPak_: Fried catfish is sooo good
Electrodyne: Sit back children, and I'll tell you the legend of the red catfish
RebekahWSD: I haven't had fish in years, despite living at the shore. Husband hates fish, despite be Sicilian
SniperPumpkin: yeah, catfish can be very good, but a touch greasy
TehAmelie: all i know about catfish i learned from Cougartown
johkmil: That’s carp
noSmokeFire: yummmm
noSmokeFire: sous vide chops are my jam
migelino164: Damnit Ian, now *I* want fish n chips
SnivianMoon: Fish and chips is absolutely fantastic. But every time I eat it, it takes about an hour before I regret the decision.
BrowneePoints: Fish and chips is easy if you got a good fryer and breading mix
Kazman20a: fried catfish and hushpuppys
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie you learned about catfish from shenmue III?
enki1256: Catfish is best fried in a good, flavorful breading.
DarkMorford: Golden brown and delicious!
TehAmelie: i see what u did there
enki1256: And yah, fish'n'chips would be good tonight... ah... do I wanan go track it down thought.
Drakas: im going to have indian curry for dinner
LadyAiluros: mmmm
SnivianMoon: I really need to get into sous vide. I blame this stream for my interest. Blame it lovingly.
Zaghrog: These trouts are well fed here
CaptainSpam: I'm surprised the water level in the pond isn't lowering given how many and how large of fish you're catching.
LadyAiluros: now i also want fish and chips
enki1256: There are places here, but its my side of town is the issue.
migelino164: It's monday morning here, but the two fish n chip shops near me are closed on monday
TehAmelie: it would be funny if we could catch a random Nile bass or tuna or some other 200 kg+ monstrosity, just once
Electrodyne: sous vide cereal
Laogeodritt: I need some basil and a few mild chilis to make pasta. (I already have a bunch of nice Roma tomatoes.)
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun A brit friend of mine laughs how when she was on vacay in Canada, all the Americans ate at Fish and Chips places and the Brits were in Curry shops XD
SnivianMoon: That sounds like my jam for sure. Not having enough time for cooking, but loving to cook, is basically my brand.
Laogeodritt: Don't feel like going to a grocery store for that tonight though, too cold. XD
SnivianMoon: Oh yeah. The new Good Eats is so good!
LadyAiluros: AB!
LadyAiluros: I saw that and I want to try all of them
DarkMorford: @SnivianMoon Not to be "that guy," but not everything cooked with an immersion circulator is cooked "sous vide." That term has a specific meaning that isn't always appropriate.
Laogeodritt: re: basil plant, aww. I've been thinking of starting to grow some basil and chives myself.
LadyAiluros: yeah the turkey tikka masala is on the top of my list
Drakas: Australia has some good fish and chips
BrowneePoints: Turkey Tikka? Omg that sounds amazing!
SnivianMoon: Oh, good to know! Thanks @DarkMorford .
CaptainSpam: Ryo won't ever cast in such a way that it hits the opposite shore or a rock, right?
Kazman20a: I us usually just deepfry mine
Laurreth: basil isn't easy during cold/dark season, you really need a growth light
johkmil: With such an abundance of large fish, how is this river bank not lined by a wall of fishers?
LadyAiluros: Basil is pretty easy to grow
BrowneePoints: Regular Basil or Holy Basil?
niccus: what's the word for just immersion-circulated cooking
Laogeodritt: Yeah, I can get free pots and maybe even soil if I'm lucky from my uni's reuse centre too, so it'd be a very minimal investment
TehAmelie: i figure the village has an abundance of food as it is
Laurreth: the live pots from supermarkets usually do way better when you replace the soil too, I suspect they put growth inhibitors in there
SniperPumpkin: did you push the forbidden button?
Robot_Bones: A boy can only carry so much fish
SniperPumpkin: 300 some
Kazman20a: 321?
Laogeodritt: re: soil, ... wait what
TehAmelie: 16 kg of random fishes: "what a catch"
SniperPumpkin: I think you have time to turn it in?
Zaghrog: fish capacity might actually be the reason
Zaghrog: worth checking out the fishing place
TehAmelie: true, it would be hard to carry half that much
SnivianMoon: Can you turn in the quest at the fish place?
DarkMorford: @niccus Unfortunately, I don't know a generic term for "cooked with an immersion circulator." Wish I did, though.
SnivianMoon: Or do we have to wait for tomorrow?
Drakas: i do wander if the game dose as a too meany days past fail state
Robot_Bones: You need 2 of all of these things, one for yourself and one to sell
johkmil: Dividing up the supermarket basil in several pots usually make them survive longer – there’s no room for their roots in there!
TehAmelie: some of the sets are wanted for quests too right? so four
noSmokeFire: where do we get our new jacket?
wildpeaks: "I see"
TehAmelie: or maybe the quests all just involve one of the rarest item in the sets
CaptainSpam: I still wonder why Ryo isn't utterly freaked out by the fact that someone's made a gacha set based on *his own life* in the past year.
Robot_Bones: Now you have a wiafu
BrowneePoints: Oh no
BrowneePoints: We're becoming a Harem anime!
noSmokeFire: and that the gatcha set _of_ his life has spread all the way to the rural chinese village he's staying in
Paranundrox: Remember when we had 5 girlfriends lrrBEEJ
migelino164: Remember when we had 5 girlfrie- wait...
wildpeaks: all the girlfriends found out about the others, back to 0 girlfriends then
Laogeodritt: Ine! (I have no idea who Ine is.)
SnivianMoon: Fishing jacket hype
aWabbajack: lrrGARBO cycling fluids!
CaptainSpam: All the girlfriends found out about their identical clones.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME
TehAmelie: boy polyamory is hard
johkmil: That gacha is *definitely* a figment of Ryu’s imagination b
aWabbajack: make sure the kidneys work
aWabbajack: Hyrdate bot is not active
CapnRobert: anyone in chat interested in playing brawl?
CapnRobert: mtg
LadyAiluros: ooooh, the place near me that has good fish and chips delivers via grubhub
Laogeodritt: @johkmil what if this entire game series is a figment of Ryo's imagination? =V
Laogeodritt: @LadyAiluros dammit now I want fish and chips
LadyAiluros: i mean same but i just had quiche
Laogeodritt: there's one place that delivers here but it's pretty meh for $18 ...
TehAmelie: i forgot my drink i was chilling in the freezer for three hours too long somehow . no hydration there
LadyAiluros: i’m thining later this week
kanyewestward: Yo this music is so chill
johkmil: @laogeodritt The real Ryo has been in a coma for several decades after a tragic forklift accident...
Laogeodritt: Pahaha
TehAmelie: ha, these games are perfectly set up for a coma dream interpretation
Laogeodritt: Mm, I feel lazy and I lack a few ingredients, so I might just make egg on rice tonight
Laogeodritt: lack ingredients for the spaghetti I wanted to make, that is
johkmil: I’ve seen “Forklift Driver Klaus” – forklifting is incredibly dangerous!
TehAmelie: i'm looking for my father's killer and i spend day after day fishing and gambling for toys without any time passing and everyone always acts like they're meeting me for the first time. . .
aWabbajack: imagine all the warehousing jobs if I had forklift experience. Now I am in the medical field no forklift skills needed
SnivianMoon: The game sure likes to kick you out of menus often. That feels kind of rotten.
johkmil: Do we want to see his tackle?
TehAmelie: Forklift Driver Klaus tells me medical experience would be very useful in the forklift field, though
SniperPumpkin: oh yeah
SnivianMoon: Aw yeah, rainbow catfish!
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME coxManleee lrrHORN
noSmokeFire: it's a jean jacket, or Jacket-- wait
Juliamon: I WANT this jacket.
LadyAiluros: that jacket is rad as heck
TehAmelie: i want NOT that jacket xD
noSmokeFire: was that Team BAss?
SnivianMoon: It's everything I ever wanted.
kanyewestward: 🔥🔥
johkmil: I think it is mostly too late for medical help in most of the cases of Forklift Driver Klaus, though.
Paranundrox: wheelerBless wheelerBless
SniperPumpkin: yep, this is a very fishing jacket
Headshotcatcher: that's one phallic catfish
LadyAiluros: but will shenhua notice our new threads?
Juliamon: hell, I'd settle for that rainbow fish applique
Laogeodritt: Anyway. Woo jacket!
Juliamon: (I wonder if anyone has made one yet... to Etsy I go)
TehAmelie: Desert Bus crafting project idea: that rainbow fish patch
Zaghrog: the sleeves don't like the walking animation
Drakas: its a perfectly 80's jacket
Anubis169: Ian: What I want to know is this... How can Ryo spend $100 on gatcha machines, but still have correct change every time when he's paid in bank notes Kappa
johkmil: You have become really injured by the day’s challenges.
TehAmelie: damn, the kid is onto us. this is a Let's Play
Anubis169: is he paid £50 every time in 10 Yuan coins?
Zaghrog: which gem are we missing?
aWabbajack: zekeHI @Anubis169
LadyAiluros: I feel like it’s blue and white vinyl
Juliamon: Doesn't seem like anyone has made the patch yet. I'm sure it'll show up eventually though.
Anubis169: manLOVE aWabbajack
TehAmelie: more rubies are always cool, that's one thing we learned from Steven Universe
DavidForGiants: Wait - he changed jackets???
johkmil: “A game can’t hurt” – said like a true gambling addict.
Anubis169: Juliamon hmm?
SnivianMoon: Those thugs HAVE to respect us now that we have this jacket.
Juliamon: Anubis169 A rainbow fish patch to sew/iron onto a jacket
Anubis169: ooooooo
SnivianMoon: Come on come on Emerald P
noSmokeFire: ryo is a big fan of octahedrons
Anubis169: I'm still after the Kung Fury jacket
DavidForGiants: I both respect your earning of it - and am utterly confused by that being possible - after 2 full games of the same jacket.
myrddinthewizard: uh.....onemore
Anubis169: Whammied...
hanrat: I was whammed earlier, yes.
wildpeaks: better call James if we're looking for gems/diamonds
johkmil: Is that the WWF panda on the wall?
aWabbajack: katesLewd mrweebHypeham lrrHAM
SnivianMoon: "Three-day old dumplings stored in a jacket" is a Shenmue delicacy.
johkmil: Not to be confused with the WWE panda.
DavidForGiants: True
BrowneePoints: That's Liam o Brien
Anubis169: johkmil: isn't that just somebody that's taken too many elbows to the eyesockets?
DavidForGiants: I don't think that's how it works.
OmnipotentTrevor: Construction workers aren't landlords
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh wait, if he actually owns it then y eah
mersharr: down with landlords
hanrat: Rent controls now
Juliamon: I love this guy so much. Every game should have an over-the-top lying braggart.
SnackPak_: OK Capitalist.
johkmil: Is this the local version of the Baron von Munchhausen?
DavidForGiants: I'm a touch confused
SnivianMoon: This guy is Baliu Bezos.
Juliamon: We stayed here ALL DAY.
SnivianMoon: Wait, WHAT
Anubis169: He talked you into night time
noSmokeFire: "NO I'M GOOD"
wildpeaks: this escalated but slowly and quickly
Angnor33: When someone offers you a free house, you say yes.
Angnor33: Then they die, and you sell the house.
SnivianMoon: Psst. It's free real estate.
migelino164: "Wanna hear a story? It'll only take 7 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE"
SniperPumpkin: whelp, there goes the day
BrowneePoints: That is most definitely Liam O'Brien doing his "old man voice" @LoadingReadyRun Old man Gaara
Zaghrog: Worth it! benginLol
johkmil: You just said no to an inheritance!
SnivianMoon: First the game denies us the ability to learn about charcoal, and now it denied us an offered house. What the heck, game.
johkmil: “Curse those mysterious circumstances – will they never find a cure!?”
Zaghrog: ok, I now see why Sun told us to come later
DavidForGiants: Q - Has anyone talked about how this whole character style/lack of emoting seems referential to the popular puppet dramas?
Laogeodritt: If only they were chicken katsu.
Laogeodritt: We'd have food for days!
SniperPumpkin: it's a new sound file Ian, it clearly needs a new camera angle
Zaghrog: If we got the thing right away, there would have been less focus on the trials when talking to Shenhua
Laogeodritt: FACE OFF‼
noSmokeFire: Liam O'brien is, among many, many game and anime dubs, on Critical Role
migelino164: Oh man, are they gonna take their faces off?
cyber5am: when he's done catching chickens
hanrat: What.. is face-off?
SniperPumpkin: hanrat terrible rock paper scisors
Anubis169: Ian: The cuts remind me of a DJ friend of mine. Occasionally he'd switch songs and do a hard cut with the music half a beat out of sync with the next track, and watch people on the dancefloor suddenly trip over their own feet :D
Drakas: he was once in an ep of untold storys of the er
johkmil: You don’t have time for a Cage/Travolta movie right now.
aWabbajack: Face OFF!
BrowneePoints: yea Liam O'Brien is a VO veteran.
Shadwhawk: The most low-effort RPS minigame I've ever seen in a videogame
BrowneePoints: throw a dart at a game and he's got a voice in it
ElementalAlchemist: SCISSORS!
ElementalAlchemist grins wide
ElementalAlchemist: OK, not grinning, but
kanyewestward: Time for some exciting video gaming
The_Voices: uhhhh...
Juliamon: I think the word you're looking for is "grimace"
kanyewestward: GAMER
SnivianMoon: It's really shocking that this hasn't become an eSport yet.
wildpeaks: The Expression
Paranundrox: so Rock Paper Scissors where they say their throw after you :P
deinonychus24: You're good at this? After a loss and a tie
johkmil: Why would she say scissors after you said rock?
hanrat: I am so...so sorry
The_Voices: can we stop?
SniperPumpkin: I hope you know that this means you'll have to be prepared for Face Off challenges next year at DB
hanrat: but their faces are indeed hideous
DavidForGiants: OK - this seems like an active parody of the facial animation?
noSmokeFire: I'm impressed she can enunciate her P's with her lips apart
aWabbajack: snip all face off
aWabbajack: clip*
Anubis169: Don't worry dude
Laogeodritt: Someone better clip it so we have it at the ready for November 2020 =V
kanyewestward: have you thought of joining the pro Face off esports league?
hanrat: Cheer100 for the face-off (and as an apology for getting you to play it)
Anubis169: It'll come flooding back as a bad memory once somebody mentions it at DB only once
TehAmelie: i'm a fan of the Stabbists/Face Off mixed league
Laogeodritt: I think you could probably amp Face Off up enough to be an amusing absurd bit. It would require some facial emoting though. =V
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, have you seen that texture?
ElementalAlchemist: "They want an express ticket to Ryo's pants." --Ian
deinonychus24: If you broke up? Like your relationship ends?
cyber5am: is he going to be learning to wax and polish cars
DavidForGiants: Have ya'll been to the city yet?
wildpeaks: are scissors playable in the Stabbists meta ?
SniperPumpkin: !spoilers
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TehAmelie: you could start out easier with the Swedish game "angry game", where you just make angry faces, keep eye contact and try to not be the first one to smile
PanickedFox: This is a pretty game.
DavidForGiants: No spoilers - I just know it exists - and by city - it seems pretty similar to the "city"-ness of Shenmue 1
TehAmelie: the chickens are coming closer
noSmokeFire: I hope there are sailors in the city
SniperPumpkin: the people are a bit plasticy, but the lighigting engine is good and the environment rendering is incredibly detailed
LadyDKat: My legs hurt just watching this
johkmil: We know there are sailor uniforms.
wildpeaks: "weeee, I'm a chicken"
Anubis169: this reminds me of when i started out in the dojo...
Anubis169: my legs ached for months
Drakas: we're not horse stancing around
korvys: Horse dance
DavidForGiants: So we can all agree that the chickens are there on purposes?
PanickedFox: Huneigh
cyber5am: well it worked for Rocky
wildpeaks: winner winner chicken dinner ?
TehAmelie: is he just fondling that bun pretending to eat?
wildpeaks: oh god
SniperPumpkin: ryo told a joke
ShadeofHades: lrrCHKN katesChicken
SniperPumpkin: that's amazing
TehAmelie: one way to do alcoholism. . .
SnivianMoon: I love the thrilling chicken catching music.
DavidForGiants: Honestly - watching someone chase chickens while relaxing/drinking seems like a pretty good way to pass the time in a town as small as this.
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, this is what we played Excite QTE to learn how to do
SniperPumpkin: Y?
Robot_Bones: Baby Boy Ryo is growing up
korvys: Where is he putting the chickens once he catches them?
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Cuddly_Kitteh: Chick time events!
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SniperPumpkin: !y
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myrddinthewizard: It his new jacket...
johkmil: He implodes the chickens between his hands.
DavidForGiants: Good job, @Cuddly_Kitteh
Cuddly_Kitteh: @DavidForGiants I turned up with no context and that was the only thing to say
Questhere: don't count your chickens before they're catched
korvys: Reading the button explains the button, Ian
unfamiliarpatterns: lol
wildpeaks: get ye chickens
SnivianMoon: HECK. At least he lets us try again today, unstead of saying we have to come back tomorrow.
johkmil: You failed too much?
DavidForGiants: #whiteshoes - I wonder if he uses a bleach alternative or baking soda paste?
PanickedFox: There's a timer
DavidForGiants: @Cuddly_Kitteh You made it work.
LemonadeTwelve: I think it was 10 misses
LadyAiluros: no you didn’t
LadyAiluros: you still had time left, maybe you only have so many misses?
SnivianMoon: I will say: The QTEs in this game feel WAY pickier with the timing than previous games. There's almost a window when the prompt first shows up where no button input is accepted. So you have to delay /just/ slightly.
OmnipotentTrevor: He must've gone out and got tougher chickens since yesterday. Or just told his chickens to stop holding back
FITorion: no... seems there's a number of misses that cause failure too
noSmokeFire: the chickens have been practicing their kungfu
ElementalAlchemist: "Let's make some real progess."
CaptainSpam: So the chicken catching gets you no amount of kung-fu skill?
PanickedFox: Did he just talk with a mouth full of sake? That seems like it would burn
DavidForGiants: @SnivianMoon I'm not very good with QTEs - but I was hoping this game wouldn't be that kind of nit-picky - at least without prompting
TehAmelie: "done for the day? it's not even 10." "yeah,i'm up past my bedtime"
CaptainSpam: Apple and banana!
TehAmelie: i knew Shenhua wasn't the one doing it
BrowneePoints: That is a wonderfully ripe banana
CaptainSpam: Woah, the time suddenly jumped to 3:15pm.
Cuddly_Kitteh: Oh, has our host finally finished cooking that one meal? I haven't been here since episode 1
BrowneePoints: So with our fishing jacket
ElementalAlchemist: that's right
ElementalAlchemist: no Face Off
BrowneePoints: we look like a King of Fighters character
CaptainSpam: Ryo, you've been asleep for 16 hours!
TehAmelie: i've just slept 20 hours straight, i don't feel good
korvys: Jan Ken Face
LadyAiluros: yeah I sleeot for like 15 hours
Robot_Bones: banapple!
DavidForGiants: Does she wake you up with that surprisingly emotive smile every day?
Anubis169: today for me it was 4 and a half
johkmil: If I know dating in games, you’ll have to buy Shenhua at least a few dozen gifts, remember random facts about her, go on several dates, and do a whole lot of Match-3 before you are allowed to enter her room.
SnivianMoon: Will today be more chicken catching? Probably!
TehAmelie: every good relationship is based on a lot of Face Off, and both parties being extremely willing to do what everyone wants to the point of having no opinions
SnivianMoon: And fish jackets
Robot_Bones: A capsule games
Electrodyne: Kid: play with me. Ryo: later. Now it's reversed, like in that Jim Croce song
Anubis169: and stability...
PanickedFox: Catch them kitchens
Electrodyne: When ya coming home Ryo I don't know when, but we'll practice tai chi then
TehAmelie: i'm more suprised how long that bun has lasted
TehAmelie: maybe he's on a "food makes me sick" diet
johkmil: You’ll catch roosters today?
DavidForGiants: So - based on the Game Informer interview with Shenmue's creator - Ryu just doesn't think in "romance". The world seems to set him up with characters that would be romance interests in almost any other game - but he just loves Revengeance.
johkmil: Tomorrow you’ll catch turkeys?
Laogeodritt: I'm waiting for Ryo to trip over a chicken
Juliamon: So he's basically ace. Neat!
TehAmelie: yeah, i know when i'm old i'm going to look back on my life and think "i wish i had spent more time on revenge"
SnivianMoon: Ryo is absolutely single minded. There's nothing for Ryo but revenge.
DavidForGiants: Yay
SnivianMoon: Hey, endurance leveled up at least!
Anubis169: Even do this IRL? It's exhausting as fuuuuuuurbles
The_Voices: it levels fast
johkmil: There’s nothing to Ryo but revenge and side quests?
Anubis169: Ever*
noSmokeFire: ryo be like :|
TehAmelie: he changes his motivation as often as he changes his pants
DavidForGiants: Revenge and apparently - crank machines.
Invitare: Chickens got da footsies
johkmil: The chickens’ kung fu is too strong!
DavidForGiants: So how does it communicate the difference between tap button prompts and single press?
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
DavidForGiants: Grats
Anubis169: YEAH!!
TehAmelie: if it was me i'd just catch A press chickens every time, RIP to your controller but i'm just different
PanickedFox: Whooooo
SnivianMoon: Oh heck! It's time for plot progress!
CaptainSpam: "Too slow! Catch more chickens!"
SnivianMoon: We just hit that man so hard subtitles appeared.
DavidForGiants: Now do it - 100x
Wolfstrike_NL: broke the old man's back :O
TehAmelie: that was unclear. i'm saying it would say A for every chicken
Anubis169: manYES
johkmil: Your technique is firing a shockwave out of your back?
TehAmelie: i think we broke his back, oh, that's just how he stands
Electrodyne: Master of the butt check
ReverseCreations: Okay but when do we learn Atomic Karate?
DavidForGiants: So - the benefit of practicing is it boosts your bars on groups of abilities?
DavidForGiants: haha
Cuddly_Kitteh: new, faster chickens?
PanickedFox: What about thrice?
DavidForGiants: Ah- additional dialogue to clarify that you've worked on it?
Electrodyne: Five times!!!
DavidForGiants: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:41 PM
TehAmelie: i do not fear a man who has caught ten thousand chickens. i fear the man who has caught one chicken ten thousand times
LadyAiluros: I mean … progress??
johkmil: Now he’ll bring out the road runners!
DavidForGiants: !howlong
johkmil: Meep meep!
DavidForGiants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:42:01.
TehAmelie: i think Bruce Lee said that
myrddinthewizard: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:56:26. lrrSPOT
noSmokeFire: hermits are basically like chickens
LadyAiluros: Did he NOY JUST SAY to NOT GET A BIG HEAD???
korvys: "Hey girl, want to see my... *eyebrow wiggle* body check?"
Electrodyne: Don't tell the thirsty cougars. They'll want to check your body
DavidForGiants: So your finally - maybe closing the initial stonemason ark?
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie "I fear not the man who has practiced a thousand kicks ten times, but the man how as practiced one body check three times."
DavidForGiants: arc
hanrat: And now I'm humming "Who controls the british crown?"
TehAmelie: what's wrong with her shoulders?
SnivianMoon: It might be a good idea to drop a save before taking on the thugs, just in case.
johkmil: The Masons are involved?
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, yes, more money
DavidForGiants: @johkmil So involved. From the very beginning
johkmil: “Who keeps the Metric System down?”
SnivianMoon: Time to use the secret powers of our fishing jacket! It does give us powers, right?
Electrodyne: Need 60 cauliflowers
hanrat: @johkmil "We do! We do!"
ReverseCreations: "Feistiest rod" I..uhhhhhhh.
Anubis169: into face decisions?
PanickedFox: Whoops
ElementalAlchemist: Later®: It's now!™
Electrodyne: Keep away from your table? He just wants to help us bait
Electrodyne: tackle
Electrodyne: dang autocorrect
PanickedFox: The fishing for the young and the strong
TehAmelie: "don't come back empty handed, i don't give refunds for sad stories about failure"
CaptainSpam: Good, Ryo respects that sunflower chicken is trying to hide.
johkmil: A chicken? Should you catch it?
SnivianMoon: The secret fishing is back on the other side of the market, I believe.
niccus: well yeah, you've trained to phase off
PanickedFox: That was a dreaded X chicken
SnivianMoon: You go left to get to fishing, right to the Hermit's nest.
johkmil: Who planted a sunflower maze?
SnivianMoon: Yup, to th eleft.
SnivianMoon: Wait, you're about to trigger plot!
SnivianMoon: It's just in front of you.
Electrodyne: Now you must combine your techniques and catch these chickens.... WITH THE FISHING POLE
SnivianMoon: Shenhau, why.
Alness49: This hay bale is ALL NEEDLES!
noSmokeFire: the hay bale is full of needles
CaptainSpam: That hay bale is trying to kill a man.
SnivianMoon: Cenobites?
noSmokeFire: @Alness49 eyyy
Electrodyne: it needs a shave
Laogeodritt: Find the hay in the needlestack?
Alness49: @noSmokeFire High five
johkmil: You’re so much larger than Shenhau.
SnivianMoon: Oh my god.
CaptainSpam: It's like finding a hay in a needlestack.
noSmokeFire: Your Adventure Ends Here
LemonadeTwelve: Cenobite
TehAmelie: we're in the Pinhead as a haybale AU
Questhere: lrrHERE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Robot_Bones: quick, body check her
Wolfstrike_NL: run into her like last time?
korvys: Body check her :P
noSmokeFire: maybe you can challenge her to Face Off
johkmil: lrrHERE
SnivianMoon: This is incredible.
SniperPumpkin: it should teleport you home at 9
Pal_Friendpatine: Is there a timed phasing of her?
The_Voices: f
Angnor33: lrrEFF
Alness49: Time for eight hours of "moooooo"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If we save and reload, I doubt it saves her position
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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CaptainSpam: @Alness49 Why do you think they call it Shenmooooo? Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Electrodyne: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat good thinkin
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey Ian, Moooo
Electrodyne: SHENMOOOOOOOO
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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DavidForGiants: applause
RaklarLS: i really didn't expect this game to be exactly a sequel as it had been released 18 years ago. it's baffling
Sarah_Serinde: !roadquest
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johkmil: Cheer100 Shenmue is now a game located in the triangle between the barn and Shenhua.
CaptainSpam: And remember, never confuse Shenmue, Shenhua, and Shantae.
Electrodyne: Knock knock
SnivianMoon: Thanks much for streaming the Shenhua experience, Ian! See you for the VR fun.
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the Shenmoo, Ian!
Questhere: byeee
CaptainSpam: Moo.
Electrodyne: mooooo
johkmil: Moo
RaklarLS: it just keeps going
CaptainSpam: MooOOoooo.
Alness49: Mooo
Electrodyne: Thanks for streaming
Zip_Lime: muu
johkmil: lrrHERE Moo
johkmil: I miss the moo
BrokenGolem: lrrCOW
CaptainSpam: MOOOOO.
RaklarLS: if it had cowbells too we'd be in rural switzerland
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Floofys: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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johkmil: Could we have a petition to bring back the moo?
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Chillie: !next
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korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6252: "'Why would they set up shop in a tomb?' 'Low rent.'" —Adam and Kathleen [2019-07-29]
Laogeodritt: lrrSIGNAL
Alness49: Moo
Laogeodritt gives @Alness49 a quarter-note moo beat
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for Rhythm Cafe, and Ian's been sent into the virtual world to experience Pistol Whip! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELTa0u_UUAA2dpD.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1203827608216952832
Chillie: lrrSIGNAL
korvys: Oh! This is the VR thing
TehAmelie: hi again
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh cool
Pteraspidomorphi: VR game ideas!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE