gnome_friend: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m from now).
simriel: Welp Road Quest was great
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: indeed
NightValien28: I fucking love road quest
DiscordianTokkan: ROad Quest was hella good
gnome_friend: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6230: "Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?" —Adam [2019-07-20]
simriel: Alex is a treasure
gnome_friend: All of them are
Juliamon: Reminder, no spoilers in here!
simriel: Oh yeah, they are all great, it's just the way he pulls stuff out of his ass xD
emscholarofthegays: dice friends goes live in 4 mins right?
gnome_friend: indeed em
Juliamon: Yup
emscholarofthegays: thank
iSmartMan1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
v_nome: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
Rockario: No spoiler, but the ep tittle and tthumbnail combination is very ominous
malc: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Anyone else here just come from the latest RQ premiere?
DiscordianTokkan: o/
simriel: Indeed we have
gnome_friend: Indeed, it was great as always!
malc: I've been here the whole time
Juliamon: Was already here.
estyl10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
TehAmelie: aah such spoilers in that ep
emscholarofthegays: @PharaohBender27 new RQ was great!
TehAmelie runs away, hands over mouth
gnome_friend: @TehAmelie Spoilers for what?
estyl10: have you seen the new episode of roadquest?
Despoiler98: Nobody tell me who dies or I will go nuts!
PharaohBender27: @emscholarofthegays Yeah! I'm wondering where Alex his his . . . device, since it surprised Ian as well
DiscordianTokkan: Time to refresh my beer before Dice Frands!
Grevas13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
DarkMorford: Just got home from work, have not seen Road Quest. Zip it. ;)
Rockario: @gnome_friend presumably RQ
emscholarofthegays: Man calling it his "device" makes it worse somehow
gnome_friend: I feel like spoilers for road quest within road quest aren't spoilers so much as foreshadowing...
simriel: But @DarkMorford Road Quest died 5 years ago
malc: darkmorford: but zip is a terrible way to compress video...
PharaohBender27: @emscholarofthegays Hey, got to make it spoiler-free somehow!
Juliamon: Let's stop with the "device" talk anyway
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon OK, fair enough
gnome_friend: I would like THE MACHINE
Fruan: PrideGive Princess Auto PrideTake
simriel: @gnome_friend I AM THE MACHINE! (a very DIFFERENT youtube video)
gnome_friend: Now I want to visit Princess AUto sometime
all_hail_the_pan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (31s ago).
simriel: Princess Auto seems... powerfully weird
gnome_friend: advertising that works: a 10-part youtube series
gnome_friend: 12?
gnome_friend: I forget
simriel: 12
PharaohBender27: 12
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
LeeshaJoy: oh shoot I totally forgot to watch the Road Quest premiere!
gnome_friend: greetings @ElementalAlchemist sergeFriend
simriel: I kinda wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time XD
DarkMorford: I should have a food...
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm... I have two Princess Autos here in Canada... should check one out...
Arclight_Dynamo: *Ottawa.
Arclight_Dynamo: Not Canada.
Arclight_Dynamo: Derp.
gnome_friend: kathle3EYE
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo :D
simriel: But I also get the feeling Roadquest will be one of those things I go back to when I just want some Nice Enjoyable Content
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo Same thing! lrrBEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: Pffft. :P
gnome_friend: Please send all inquiries to Princess Auto, Ottawa, Canada
estyl10: i hope they make another season
PharaohBender27: @simriel I've already rewatched some episodes
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, I'm hoping for Season 2.
DiscordianTokkan: I rewatched 1-3 because Insomnia
gnome_friend: Road Quest: Australia Edition
Nigouki: Road Quest 2: Cybertrucks to the Moon
lord_bry0n: i'ld have to drive all the way down to victoria to find a princes aoto
DiscordianTokkan: ROad Quest 2: Alberta Edition
gnome_friend: Road Quest: NewFoundLand
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I suggest we at least wait for this season to end before we even start seriously considering a second run, if I might
estyl10: hopefully they can get some sponsors and the show will have a bigger budget
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for DICE FRIENDS! | @UnarmedOracle leads @goatprince, @Kathleen_LRR, @sergeyager, and @EscherichiaCole through part 3/3 of Under Torchlight. | 📷 ||
simriel: as much as I would love to see other people in this format from LRR, I kinda hope if they did a second run they ran back the same people but changed up the cars XD
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 But I want it now! ;)
Arclight_Dynamo: @simriel They'd have to change the cars. I'm pretty sure the ones we see have long since been sold, now that production is over.
dr0ne00000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
LeeshaJoy: I should actually be able to stick around for the entire stream tonight.
simriel: @Arclight_Dynamo I meant which pair were together
lord_bry0n: change up the cars and send them up the dempster highway :)
Arclight_Dynamo: @simriel Oh! I see, sorry.
MrTheWalrus: Assuming there was enough of those card left to sell
MrTheWalrus: *cars
gnome_friend: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1996: "Tough day at the office? Grab a Snickers and get shot in the balls." —Alex [2016-03-01]
Freezerassasin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (5m ago).
simriel: I wonder how much it broke Ian's heart to sell Saabine
DiscordianTokkan: I don't think he would, I think he'd probably buy it himself
DiscordianTokkan: Like, if he didn't get to keep it
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron returns to the GM hot seat for the 3-part series, Under Torchlight.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (6m ago).
PharaohBender27: @simriel You're assuming that they didn't just push the cars into an active volcano for the finale?
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan I dunno I feel that maybe that would have slipped out
gualdhar: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
gnome_friend: I wish I could have seen them explore the lava fields more
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI
LeeshaJoy: we get signal
estyl10: lrrSIGNAL
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NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART kathle3PRISM HahaSweat
simriel: Time for The Ds and Ds
mowdownjoe: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: Time for the best way to consume 5th edition! cheerwhal300
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red_shoes_jeff: HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
PharaohBender27: So sad I'll have to duck out partway through this. Thank goodness for VODs!
snowcookies: HahaHide
DiscordianTokkan: HahaGingercat is P. Deec
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Tantusar: oh god the pitch shift why
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi lrrHEART
northos: HahaGingercat
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simriel: Big Giant Circles does such wonderful music
lirazel64: Hey ho!
all_hail_the_pan: Corgo50 D and/or D incoming!!!
BloodnBullets: I seem to have reached the end of youtube, it has nothing left to recommend to me :/
Tantusar: the audio was randomly pitch shifting on me for no apparent reason
Tantusar: it was awful
northos: @Tantusar I've had that happen occasionally. thanks Twitch
lirazel64: Still buzzed from Road Quest
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Twitch does that sometimes, for some reason. I think changing the quality helps, it does it on highest or auto or something (I forget the details, sorry)
e_bloc: Corgo100 sure is rakdos in here
lirazel64: Last night!
gnome_friend: !findquote dice
LRRbot: Quote #5110: "Ian, these were really good dice, and then I lent them to you..." —Dale [2018-06-25]
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote friends
LRRbot: Quote #4162: "I'm just here to make friends." —Serge [2017-04-21]
Science_and_Magic: So is Serge a vampire?
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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gnome_friend: sergeHi lrrSERGE
gnome_friend: Welcome back
simriel: @Science_and_Magic Yes... Wait did you mean in the game?
Despoiler98: Cameron.exe lagged
kusinohki: no deck boxes? sad day...
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Sarah_Serinde: So I exist, then? Oh good
Science_and_Magic: I just had a funny thought. A vampire that sucks the coffee out of its victims
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2401 patrons for a total of $14,093.10 per month.
Jasoman: @LoadingReadyRun Cam does not view himself as Human
Tantusar: They're doing deck boxes in a random wood ONE LAST TIME and then never again. Or they were. Until they sold out.
PharaohBender27: ShowLove1209 I'm afraid I'll have to duck out partway for a meeting, but that's what VODs are for, right? And it's been great to see another Cameron-GM'd campaign, and I hope to see Erika in future Dice Friends campaigns!
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bowsin_durrows: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @pharaohbender27
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at . For non-stream videos, the main channel is
Nigouki: Thanks for the HahaElf @pharaohbender27
ZosiaRose: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @pharaohbender27
kusinohki: I would imagine xmas shipping date has already passed though....
PharaohBender27: No problem, @bowsin_durrows @Nigouki @ZosiaRose ! :)
Sarah_Serinde: Almost directly above you, Cameron
Tantusar: It's available so soon that I could start this stream over RIGHT NOW.
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh!
gnome_friend dobs
Juliamon: WHAT
InkyGhoast: oooh!
Juliamon: NICE
LeeshaJoy: duuuuude
DiscordianTokkan: DANG!
DiscordianTokkan: Nice!
mowdownjoe: TAZ card game! Sweet!
all_hail_the_pan: @mowdownjoe What? Awesome!
Sarah_Serinde: Sweet
gualdhar: I miss the fire emote
all_hail_the_pan: This is what I get for not paying attention
PharaohBender27: Interesting
kusinohki: oh, I'm thinking of Adventure TIME...
Geekscience: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:41.
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, good ol BAB
gnome_friend: #content
Kramburger: The Adventure Zone is three found families being acted out by a real family
northos: #sponsored #content
simriel: LRR seem to do some of the best Sponsored content
PharaohBender27: #AdditionalIncomeForLRR
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Sarah_Serinde: !store
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dangerous_safety: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @simriel
Sarah_Serinde: !rqmerch
LRRbot: Visit for official Road Quest merch! Now you too can proclaim your car as a Fursuit Vehicle or Lethal Threat.
Kramburger: Lousy Smerch weather
MistahFixIt: Buy Our Shirts. Buy Our Shirts. Buy Our Shirts.
PharaohBender27: Already got my water bottle!
gnome_friend: ^
Geekscience: Guys, help me with my take-home final; are any of you secretly really good at Astrophysics? (for legal reasons I'm joking, Professor Maitra)
Sarah_Serinde: Oh here's the site for the TAZ game:
DiscordianTokkan: Is the Mystery Tee the same as the Raglan, with Emoji?
Sarah_Serinde: I want those dice
MistahFixIt: The LRR Dice! :O
simriel: HahaHide
Wrexadecimal: OOOH
red_shoes_jeff: OH!
all_hail_the_pan: Can confirm the Contigo bottle he picked is EXCELLENT in its non RQ form
simriel: Why is Santa so Traumatized
Kramburger: Branding”
Alchemistmerlin: I bought those dice at PAX Unplugged this weekend and they are lovely!
gnome_friend: oh wow
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Boought the dice at Unplugged. They are so amazing
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
MistahFixIt: oooh aluminium.
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PharaohBender27: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I desire those dice.
SnackPak_: I get it!
Sarah_Serinde: thank u Matt
red_shoes_jeff: I WANT IT!
Science_and_Magic: W A N T
simriel: Yeah I really want a set of these
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BrindleBoar: Dice Frens! lrrGOAT
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Rockario: Perfect for playing Ultramarines...if you want to buy *a few* sets
archrequiemd: I saw some of those there
Kramburger: LRR Dice: They're Popular ™
Sarah_Serinde: Well that's a good problem to have
PharaohBender27: I mean, 2020's just around the corner! #RelentlessMarchOfTime
simriel: @Rockario Not saying I want them exactly for playing Ultramarines... But I own a LOT of Blue...
MistahFixIt: Not Actually Guaranteed
red_shoes_jeff: I'm fine with that just GIVE. IT. TO. ME. PLEASE.
kusinohki: 12 is below average though
PharaohBender27: :D
ElementalAlchemist: Rolls above average, n=1
kusinohki: wait, no, never mind
jadedcynic: Thanks for doing this - I'll have to check out the VOD later, but again TYVM: Have fun! o/ lrrHEART
Naarius: At least one of the times it rolls above average every time
JackWhoWanders: Wish I didn't have to go to bed now:( catch you all in the VOD, these streams are so fantastic and always brighten up my day lrrHEART Cheer100
kusinohki: can't do math
Sarah_Serinde: gabySlay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Guaranteed to roll above average or below average (when rolling all 3).
Mysticman89: don't do crimes?
simriel: <message deleted>RIOT!
gnome_friend: !findquote shenanigans
LRRbot: Quote #5041: "I feel like you occasionally look out, and there's some different shenanigan going on." —Dale [2018-06-11]
MistahFixIt: Chaos Reigns!
PharaohBender27: @jadedcynic lrrHEART katesWave
simriel: It's a Ravnica Mechanic :P
Naarius puts down the pinata
Lithobraker: Rakdos party time!
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote House rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
red_shoes_jeff: I am an ENDLESS FOUNTAIN of big ideas!
ElementalAlchemist: No mistakes, only happy house rules
snowcookies: lrrPAUL is watching you
jadedcynic: "mods are asleep, post Chair Pictures" ;)
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Paul) [now] You just don't know the depth of our house ruling.
LRRbot: New quote #6604: "You just don't know the depth of our house ruling." —Paul [2019-12-09]
Anubis169: we're never asleep
lirazel64: Not even one little shenan?
dangerous_safety: Serge "Doesn't make mistakes" Yager
Eklinaar: big mood, Cam
Sarah_Serinde: All I get are spam calls
midday_rendelnep: lrrAWW
red_shoes_jeff: Mine's right there! *points*
Sarah_Serinde: SO many spam calls lately
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
ritchards: no, I don't
shimdogwastaken: has anyone received there 2019 db pin?
maestrith: Are we supposed to get adds even with sub?
JohnLockeCole: Yeah no kidding, that's why I don't have a phone
PharaohBender27: Did he have Jacob's goo?
ritchards: does this end with giggling about frogs?
Sarah_Serinde: shimdogwastaken DB merch was a preorder, it'll take a while for those things to ship
drfox17: oh nooooo
ElementalAlchemist: DB merch usually goes out a bit later than this
Juliamon: maestrith are you using a Prime sub?
DiscordianTokkan: I mainly get calls for: Duct Cleaning, 'CRA' threats for Bitcoin, and random chinese, because some of the autodialers aren't even trying now
Sarah_Serinde: maestrith No
shimdogwastaken: thx u
aerohydra: dammin cam!
maestrith: @Juliamon yes.
Juliamon: That's why.
Science_and_Magic: All models are wrong, but some are useful. - My uni prof
simriel: lrrCAMERON_SG
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drfox17: how many people died during this speech
maestrith: @Juliamon interesting, thanks for the info.
Mysticman89: someone translated those chinese auto calls, and it's also a scam targetted at chinese immigrants
drfox17: ayup
Mysticman89: something something missing documents
kusinohki: that got dark quick
mowdownjoe: lrrCAMERON_SG
DiscordianTokkan: @Mysticman89 Dang. That's even scummier than normal scam callers
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha I love that choice
simriel: @mowdownjoe I love this emote in particular
Sarah_Serinde: Marcus!
Shadowner: Jack of all Trades also affects Initiative
Despoiler98: so happy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe Marcus will lis. yeah
DiscordianTokkan: Time to actually talk with Marcus!
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
Lithobraker: @kusinohki statistical thermodynamics are metal AF.
MistahFixIt: Ahh the Disco Lasers Of Death.
drfox17: yeaaah, this sounds like Prudence
simriel: It's the Best Invocation
Science_and_Magic: eldritch BLAST
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
Eklinaar: Serge found the powergaming solution for warlocks, excellent
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
InkyGhoast: the snerge surfaces
drfox17: So Sebastian is going to the Jane Douglas school of d&d
MistahFixIt: I mean, Eldritch Blast as a cantrip is VERY powerful.
PharaohBender27: Audition mage-projection?
FenrisSchafer: It definitly feels like that @drfox17
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
MKHGOP1: blood and gore?
MistahFixIt: Mostly due to the whole "levels add additional projectiles" thing, the way Magic Missile does
Science_and_Magic: That's why you should be a monk. Double punch from the get go
DiscordianTokkan: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
Shadowner: Oswari and Klemso
MKHGOP1: @DiscordianTokkan thats great
PharaohBender27: Wait, Nietzsche wasn't a playwright!
drfox17: @FenrisSchafer "Look fabulous, be confident, ELDRITCH BLAST"
DiscordianTokkan: B A B Y Y O D A
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is such a good campaign
DiscordianTokkan: (As Knuckle tattoos, I mean)
MKHGOP1: still excellent
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun overlay says "ranger"
LoadingReadyRun: Oops :P
Science_and_Magic: Waving her ELEPHANT FINGER
Sarah_Serinde: :D
MistahFixIt: Big Blunt Toenail
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron I don't think you're helping :D
TemporallyAwry: That's deeply unpleasant lore.
Sarah_Serinde: And I love it
PharaohBender27: :D
HeroIcarus: Why is that so weird?
DiscordianTokkan: Like Male Roegadyn fingers in FFXIV! Inexplicably square ended!
Kramburger: !card elephant ambush
LRRbot: Elephant Ambush [2GG] | Instant | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
drfox17: hey, i'm 6 foot, 200lbs, and i manage to sneak up on everybody unintentionally
HeroIcarus: It shouldn't be weird, it's just a flat end, but it feels so uncomfortable to think about.
LoadingReadyRun: March is the Elephant hiding behind the tiny tree
simriel: Shadowrun has created some of my favourite RPG moments of all time
PharaohBender27: Oh no, the clip I tried to make earlier failed! NotLikeThis
northos: d'oh!
Shadowner: @drfox17 i had a goliath shadow monk that hide real well
Kramburger: Elephant Ambush is my favourite card art
MistahFixIt: Deep(ly unpleasant) Loxodon Lore
arcaneIllumination: March just erases his presence. He's there, but people just mentally slide over them.
Lithobraker: Wait, do the finger feet have toes?
arcaneIllumination: *She's there
MistahFixIt: boooEEEEEoooo
BloodnBullets: Im guessing art by featherweight? gonna need to update that March image for the new cannon :P
Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination March is a lady, by the way
gnome_friend: !findquote doom
LRRbot: Quote #452: "It might be a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here." —Heather [2015-07-13]
niccus: do fainting goats actually sleep? don't they just lock up while awake?
arcaneIllumination: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, I corrected one of my pronouns afterwards, realized I messed up two but it would be a bit to awkward to correct the second one in a third message.
drfox17: uuuuum
drfox17: the mother bit seems a bit...
Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination Ah yeah I missed that
drfox17: uhhhh
arcaneIllumination: @Sarah_Serinde But yeah, felt bad as soonI realized I messed it up.
Naarius: But what if it was a hovermyr
drfox17: oh
Science_and_Magic: Chickens are weird like that
gnome_friend: !findquote thopter
LRRbot: Quote #3812: "Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter" —Adam [2017-01-06]
drfox17: i thought ornithopters were based on insects
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drfox17: the orni- part is just how their wings worked?
gnome_friend: A giant woman, a GIANT WOMAN
snowcookies: mic rubbing?
PharaohBender27: @snowcookies Think that was from lrrKATHLEEN adjusting her jacket
PharaohBender27: katesOw
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
Wrexadecimal: Cronenberging it up
Rhynerd: There’s a search for treasure command?
Despoiler98: lrrSLOTH_SG
BloodnBullets: they are stealing Kevin!
Science_and_Magic: Backseat Sebastian
gnome_friend: what is a k-hole?
drfox17: being whate?
PharaohBender27: K-holed?
drfox17: kpop hole?
simriel: Whelp, I can feel my hands now in a way I didn't before
Despoiler98: do I want to know what a Khole is?
KV1NN4: Yes what is K-holed? D:
KeirenH: taking to much ketamine
drfox17: oooooh
KV1NN4: oh!
drfox17: ketamine
KeirenH: horse tranquilizer used as a recreational drug
PharaohBender27: @KeirenH Ah! thanks
KV1NN4: Yes many thanks
Despoiler98: Moar kevins!
drfox17: i assumed its less "i have hands" and more "I don't have hands"
DiscordianTokkan: A quick snack
Despoiler98: you a vampire now boy
drfox17: oh man
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
drfox17: i somehow missed last week that she snacked on him
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
drfox17: i was going to make a joke about her taking a to go order
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqItsfine
Sarah_Serinde: drfox17 Yeah when they found him, he was pale and had those bite marks
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
snowcookies: I believe vampire bats poke holes and then licks away the blood
Naarius: oh dear
PharaohBender27: OH NNOOOOO
drfox17: she DID take a to go order
Despoiler98: Oh dear
drfox17: blood sausage?
billymack: CONSISTENTLY, Cameron and his choice of wardrobe reminds me of my 11th grade English teacher and I love it
Rhynerd: Replace blood with coffee
Lithobraker: Decoagulating agents right? You don't want the hole to clot over
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Treaty sausage. Can't remember if blood is a sanctioned ingredient in that
drfox17: OH
Sarah_Serinde: One (1)
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters the Servo friend!
drfox17: so for a one liner this session
gnome_friend: !unsubscribe servo fact
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Science_and_Magic: Ana stuffed it into the fridge
DiscordianTokkan: Chitters 2 is a Great Open Mic night judge IIRC
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drfox17: "HEY! You didn't pay for that Take Away order! Sebastian wasn't even the daily special"
simriel: I love that the man who coined Servo Facts included Servos in his D&D game
emscholarofthegays: can we add that as a quote?
PharaohBender27: As I recall, didn't Ana wrap Chitters up in her knife-roll?
PharaohBender27: Then again, house rules and all :P
drfox17: a take away order
Despoiler98: Snerge CRAZY EYES
noSmokeFire: Revenge is just business as usual for the rakdos
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive... | as Sebastian
LRRbot: New quote #6605: "I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive..." —Serge, as Sebastian [2019-12-09]
gnome_friend: !card raging kronch
LRRbot: Raging Kronch [2R] | Creature — Beast [4/3] | Raging Kronch can't attack alone.
Wrexadecimal: heccin croncher
arcaneIllumination: This whole exchange needs to be quoted.
Despoiler98: Mmmmmm Cronchers
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm too slow to make jokes
Rhynerd: Is it possible to pull a cask of amontillado here?
Sarah_Serinde: If you're enjoying the banter and such
Sarah_Serinde: Pls give me clips to approve for the highlight reel
Despoiler98: HSSSSSSS
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde There's one from earlier I'll have to go back to the VOD for, because it failed the first time
Rhynerd: I just remembered that they can’t read chat but I’m still curious how hard it might be to cask of amontillado somebody in this scenario.
Sarah_Serinde: I'm now picturing Ana doing a magical girl transformation in order to get all the baking done int ime
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde Doki Doki Anna Bard Baking!
drfox17: *ana
Sarah_Serinde: I love all these characters
PharaohBender27: Well, fellow chatters, I better sign off for now so I can get to my meeting - best wishes for our plucky heroes! katesWave
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
gnome_friend: Bye @PharaohBender27
drfox17: NO SERGE! No I have not
Sarah_Serinde: sausage inna bun?
Despoiler98: mmmm treaty sausage on a stick
simriel: With Ketchup @Sarah_Serinde
drfox17: lokache
drfox17: say it with me
drfox17: ko-la-che
SilverKestrelStudios: Ooo LRR dnd!
drfox17: oh no
Naarius: Kevin is legion
drfox17: sebastian is now a distributed network
Science_and_Magic: Split screen dreaming?
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, does Serge/Sebastian have a hivemind now?
Sarah_Serinde: SilverKestrelStudios Yup! Most Mondays they play D&D and other TTRPGS :)
frogomb: like Bender's dreams. hey baby, want to kill all the humans
SilverKestrelStudios: Dope ^_^
I_Am_Clockwork: I dream of Big Brother :p
HorusFive: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:57.
Sarah_Serinde: SilverKestrelStudios If you want to check out the backlog later, there's a lot of good stuff
gnome_friend: !card thopter spy network
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SilverKestrelStudios: Thank you Sarah!
BlindProphet32: Vacum Tubes!
Sarah_Serinde: :)
arcaneIllumination: Hiring a wizard to use a sending spell?
HorusFive: Hire the Demere. Nothing bad will happen.
Despoiler98: lrrSLOTH_SG
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #1132: "I once watched James eat a Pack Rat... Not the Magic card; just an actual rat." —Cameron [2015-11-18]
Despoiler98: HSSSSSS
Sarah_Serinde: Poor Chitters :D
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
northos: (it won't keep him in the box)
Despoiler98: I want fanart of Chitters hissing
simriel: I killed 4 goblins and now I speak Swahili, is almost PRECISELY how Shadowrun works :P
Kramburger: Chitters kool-aid mans through the wall
drfox17: okay chat.... is there art of a servo cat?
Sarah_Serinde: Mood, Kathleen
Earthenone: !dfart
LRRbot: The repository of all fan art from Dice Friends:
BloodnBullets: falls asleep on her face
Kramburger: Chitters trying to steal some of your dinner
KV1NN4: tiny metal spider legs slashing under the bathroom door
Despoiler98: crisis of faith hahaha
simriel: Turn on The Sun is such a wonderful description XD
Kramburger: I feel like Danika's apartment has a window but it faces a brick wall mostly
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
HorusFive: Sausage inspector!
ElementalAlchemist: Clipboards make you important
drfox17: is this "when do you close" man?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
drfox17: oh no
red_shoes_jeff: MARCUS...!
snowcookies: Not Marcus!
Science_and_Magic: Marcus!
BrindleBoar: But they're friendly! ...Friendly-ish!
LoadingReadyRun: D&D sending is the worst. Think telemarketers are bad? try inescapable messages that can find you ANYWHERE on a plane
bowsin_durrows: They have one rat.
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta teach Marcus to hide better
Despoiler98: hahaha Snerge is best Serge
simriel: @LoadingReadyRun Oh God I never THOUGHT of this
Sarah_Serinde: Serge, Cameron, pls
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun At least the messages can only be 25 words long at most and you can respond directly into their mind.
simriel: @arcaneIllumination Just Transmit Dickbutt directly back at them
Despoiler98: Hello It Is Not Important
arcaneIllumination: I'm thinking a 25 world long string of curse words.
Sarah_Serinde: One rat is not an infestation
bowsin_durrows: Knott Importent.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Kramburger: I feel like Sebastian is a part of Serge's personality that he excised in a dark ritual
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: holy shit
HorusFive: I would, and that's what matters
Despoiler98: CurseLit
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Kramburger: Spit in the glass
Despoiler98: he spits in her glass
arcaneIllumination: Spit in the glass!
simriel: Oh god... This person. I have MET this person
LoadingReadyRun: Being stalked by a petty wizard with Sending would suck
Despoiler98: Im a property manager.....I know this person
red_shoes_jeff: And. Cleaning AREAS.
noSmokeFire: "small sized vermin" are the size of a human child in D&D terms
red_shoes_jeff: Oh no, those are just CUSTOMERS, dear.
simriel: @noSmokeFire RoUS?
Rhynerd: Marcus is a big boi.
red_shoes_jeff: AND they steal knives.
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun Message would be worse, you can respond with Sending and since it is a 3rd level spell they can only use it so many times a day. Message would be infinitely usable.
Despoiler98: its not UNTRUE
Despoiler98: *shakes fist*
simriel: is it Paul who is making The Rat Appear?
Despoiler98: vampire lady!
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun Who is on the comm- cause the sneaky rat is killing me
Sarah_Serinde: simriel Yes
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL :P
simriel: *shakes fist* Paaaaaaaul!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
Rhynerd: What’s today?
Rhynerd: It’s Friday, isn’t it?
simriel: LRRHeart
simriel: that did not work
JohnLockeCole: They won't be back till monday, no inspectors are coming
PunkRockZoologist: Go the the Azorius Food Safety Office, speak to a Mr. Avenir Call.
northos: @simriel lowercase lrr lrrHEART
northos: and all caps HEART
Sarah_Serinde: simriel lrr HEART without the space
Despoiler98: Vendetta!
simriel: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: There you go :)
simriel: There we go
simriel: the lrrHEART is for Paul
I_Am_Clockwork: what if you.... just don't close?
simriel: Who is baest Paul
arcaneIllumination: lrrHORN lrrHORN_HF Day off with pay! lrrHORN lrrHORN_HF
Sarah_Serinde: I_Am_Clockwork Fines?
noSmokeFire: I love that this is basically a Rakdos Workplace Sitcom
PunkRockZoologist: @i_am_clockwork Yeah, big fines.
Despoiler98: hahahahahaah
Sarah_Serinde: Danika why :D
Despoiler98: Chitters ATTACK
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't do what Daddy Ian didn't.
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde I feel this is entirely on brand for Kathleen xD
Sarah_Serinde: simriel Oh absolutely
Sarah_Serinde: I wasn't questioning Kathleen :P
ashmedai127: please tell me someone made the joke, "Lets not address the elephant in the room"
Sarah_Serinde: ashmedai127 Oh yes
Despoiler98: shitters full!
iSmartMan1: Shitter's full!
HorusFive: In Ravnica, how many restaurants re-open after being closed by the health department? Cause in my experience, the answer is VERY FEW!
Rhynerd: @ashmedai127 quite a bit.
SilverKestrelStudios: Are these guys all working at a restaurant?
ashmedai127: all is right with the world <3
PunkRockZoologist: Shitter's full... of rats.
simriel: @HorusFive I mean problems have Magic Solutions so it's probably easier than that?
Rhynerd: @silverkestrelstudios in theory, yes. today? No.
InkyGhoast: @HorusFive well depends on why closed because like my city paper publishes the restaurant closings for health violations and many of them are just like 24 hour closings
HorusFive: @SilverKestrelStudios "Work At" might be a bit much. I think they've served one person in 3 sessions
SilverKestrelStudios: rofl
arcaneIllumination: Maybe she magically hacked it and then let it join the flock.
noSmokeFire: welcome to getting distracted with serge
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Sarah_Serinde: That sounds miserable
simriel: Does your Bard not have a healing spell? :P
LoadingReadyRun: Vampires = very big Mosquitos
simriel: @LoadingReadyRun Not... entirely untrue
gnome_friend slaps microphone
Rhynerd: Oh, That’s gonna need more than ointment.
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun so... we need to release infertile males to decrease their population?
gnome_friend: !card smokestack
LRRbot: Smokestack [4] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter on Smokestack.
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
bowsin_durrows: A rat (singular) problem.
DiscordianTokkan: One |rat|
Despoiler98: an absolute UNIT
Wrexadecimal: smedium
simriel: In my head the Kevin's are yellow
simriel: cause KVN
BloodnBullets: so chitters is a packrat, and hes large.... there are more of them.....
LoadingReadyRun: D&D "small" = ~4ft
BloodnBullets: marcus*
simriel: (deep space insanity avoidance companion)
Scrubbodiestobears: if Marcus is small creature that's the same size catagory as a halfling, note
HorusFive: You assume you've only seen one. You've only seen one at a time.
arcaneIllumination: In my head the Kevins look like one half of One-One from Infinity Train.
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LoadingReadyRun: what is Marcus is actually a family of rats
Science_and_Magic: What is with these 1's?
Lupus2253: Thanks for the HahaCat @dan9299
simriel: @arcaneIllumination See that's what I think Chitters looks like. A full One-One
Despoiler98: whoa!
Kramburger: Name a more iconic duo than Kathleen and acquiring a pet in Dice friends
Despoiler98: HAHAHAH
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT'S MARCUS
arcaneIllumination: @simriel The vague descriptions strike me more as only a half One-One, but to each their own.
Alas_Babylon: "I cast Existential Crisis on this common rat"
Alas_Babylon: "O.O"
simriel: I love the idea of the tiny rats tiny mind just being utterly blown
BloodnBullets: rat mind explosion
simriel: 'Whats marcus!'
Sarah_Serinde: I'm enjoying Marcus learning about names
DiscordianTokkan: "Marcus, can you do me a SOLID"
BloodnBullets: More of them!
Kramburger: Marcii?
Despoiler98: different marcus
drfox17: wait
Science_and_Magic: MARCUS IS A PACK RAT!
drfox17: multi marcus
HorusFive: How many is a HORDE in this setting?
LoadingReadyRun: All packrats look the same?
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
noSmokeFire: OH
noSmokeFire: MY GOD
e_bloc: Cameron as a rat is a great character
noSmokeFire: YES
simriel: @arcaneIllumination I finally watched Infinity Train this week. I hadn't realised it was out yet
DiscordianTokkan: Earn FAVOUR
drfox17: ana is weaponizing them!
Wrexadecimal: the galaxy brain move
Despoiler98: he said WE
Kramburger: !card Ogre Slumlord
LRRbot: Ogre Slumlord [3BB] | Creature — Ogre Rogue [3/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. / Rats you control have deathtouch.
drfox17: !card pack rat
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
gnome_friend: !card piper
LRRbot: Did you mean: Elvish Piper; Piper of the Swarm; Piper's Melody; Satyr Piper; Talruum Piper
Alas_Babylon: !card Piper of the Swarm
gnome_friend: Pied Piper Ana
noSmokeFire: tooth-grinding is a happy rat sign
e_bloc: I thought he was a pack rat
gnome_friend: skrt
Alas_Babylon: Well... the Leyline is a font of black mana, and if you can find a way to mechanically "discard a card"...
jonnybehood: when the party doesn't have a druid so you give a rat a favor
noSmokeFire: every time a pack rat steals something, does that make a new pack rat?
Kramburger: Marc Kingdom, a Kingdom of Marcus
gnome_friend: engagement!
BloodnBullets: The rat pack of pack rats is growing
Kramburger: OH NO
dangerous_safety: OH NO
drfox17: oh paul
Despoiler98: PAUL YES
Science_and_Magic: PAUL!
KV1NN4: Aaaaaa! XD
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun PAUL YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT
simriel: @LoadingReadyRun lrrHEART
Kramburger: B: Doubt
aerobeing: :D
Alas_Babylon: "Weird flex, giant pink human, but OK."
InkyGhoast: rat rat rat rat
DiscordianTokkan: The Marci
Kramburger: Okay, Human
drfox17: oh
drfox17: oh no
simriel: I love that from Serges face, he figured it out
drfox17: is the ley line
jonnybehood: simic?
Despoiler98: you can have as many copies in your deck as you want
noSmokeFire: Serge gets it
arcaneIllumination: Until now, you have only seen one rat at a time.
simriel: He figured it out like 10 minutes ago XD
Science_and_Magic: P A C K R A T
drfox17: is the ley line making new rats
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, I get it. We're all ratsist.
Alas_Babylon: !card Rat Colony
LRRbot: Rat Colony [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | Rat Colony gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control. / A deck can have any number of cards named Rat Colony.
HorusFive: FrankerZ100 One bit for every rat in the shop FrankerZ100
drfox17: you put trash in
frogomb: what happens if you ask one if they want ice cream cone?
drfox17: you get rats out
noSmokeFire: !card Pack Rat
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
gnome_friend blocks pack rat token with servo token
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: Rat facts
Kramburger: Pack Rat is the Familiar of the Warlock Ogre Slumlord
Kramburger: Or maybe the Patron
iSmartMan1: !card Ogre Slumlord
LRRbot: Ogre Slumlord [3BB] | Creature — Ogre Rogue [3/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may create a 1/1 black Rat creature token. / Rats you control have deathtouch.
drfox17: ah, the arkham city method of silently opening a vent
BloodnBullets: infestation achieved
Kramburger: The Kevium
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
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BloodnBullets: *vein bulges*
countz3r0: always Kevin
drfox17: okay, maybe not quite the Jane Douglas school of warlocky
Despoiler98: BURN
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
MistahFixIt: Hashtag Free Kevin(s)
arcaneIllumination: Don't worry, I hear it happens to every warlock.
GirlPainting: soooo, this entire game is actualy a game of magic between a rakdos and azorius player? ^^
gnome_friend: @GirlPainting someone cast a dimir card too
GirlPainting: hmmmm
countz3r0: loose leaf parchments
LoadingReadyRun: Chitters has a rich internal life
Despoiler98: it writes HSSSSSSSSS
Rockario: Dot matrix printer?
ritchards: All Work And No Play Makes Chitters Something Something
Science_and_Magic: Is it writing out its source code?
drfox17: ascii art?
gnome_friend: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #2478: "I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan." —Alex [2016-05-10]
Alas_Babylon: print("Hello world");
LoadingReadyRun: Chitters doing a self diagnostic
ritchards: Cast Real Languages
LoadingReadyRun: like when you self test a printer
red_shoes_jeff: We live. In a SOCIETY. Of magic.
Science_and_Magic: System(Servo42069); Function(AutoRun); Emotion_Happy = True
countz3r0: a pat.
GirlPainting: rat cant
noSmokeFire: chitters has no levels in rogue
gnome_friend: Does theives' can't even have a written form?
Rhynerd: Yes
Science_and_Magic: Shouldn't have split the party
LoadingReadyRun: Thieves Can Thieves Can't
Kramburger: All of the Marcus
ritchards: Rat king?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes, Marcus. That's what I meant by "a bunch"
Sarah_Serinde: Same difference
GirlPainting: are the sausages made by the new sausage regulation?
Kramburger: Serge has been very goal-orientated this episode
iSmartMan1: @GirlPainting Yes, they're even called "treaty sausages"
GirlPainting: nice
GirlPainting: continuety ^^
Sarah_Serinde: Sebastian pls
GirlPainting: es sebastian evil?
GirlPainting: is
Alas_Babylon: Yep
Kramburger: CHITTERS NO
Alas_Babylon: The Cult of Rakdos tends to attract scrupulous types
Rockario: Chitters is literally only a cop
e_bloc: Chitters if you're a cop you have to tell us
LeeshaJoy: Chitters is a narc!
MistahFixIt: Chitters no don't be a cop D:
Kramburger: The 'Free Side'
iSmartMan1: When did Serge get replaced by Snerge?
Kramburger: The coffee isn't food, it's performance art
LoadingReadyRun: Is Chitters just broadcasting this entire conversation back to the Azorius?
e_bloc: the virus that's in rat poo has infected Danika's brain
GirlPainting: yes
DiscordianTokkan: @LoadingReadyRun Oh no
MistahFixIt: Are you suggesting Chitters is a narc?! DansGame
Kramburger: Chitters: BE COOL
countz3r0: a Circle... OF DEATH
KeirenH: blargh
zeanithhelfire: honk
Science_and_Magic: Circle is a zero, 0 means False!
Tantusar: "Have we been calling you Chitters?"
GirlPainting: so the café, probably a land, was "arrested" by some azorious card. but they try to "untap" the land now? ^^
Kramburger: Are they ordering in Pig Latin?
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BloodnBullets: turns out its overrun with rats.
Kramburger: Turns out it's a Pack of Rats
e_bloc: it's an unliving
gnome_friend: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #4815: "There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!" —Dale [2018-03-19]
Despoiler98: lrrFINE_TK
noSmokeFire: "Have you heard the good word about Rakdos?"
Kramburger: "Rakdos hasn't noticed us, so good and bad"
arcaneIllumination: Dimitri's a somewhat respectful Boros member.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I really want to know if it's the rats or something else
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Despoiler98: Says the Elephant
gnome_friend: !findquote split party
LRRbot: Quote #2834: "I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually." —Cam [2016-06-17]
Science_and_Magic: Splitting the parrrrtttyyyy
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
BloodnBullets: yay, split the party
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
Despoiler98: *Squeak*
Sarah_Serinde: Despoiler98 Says the rogue
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote squeak
LRRbot: Quote #5988: "SQUEAK!" —Serge, often [2019-04-13]
Despoiler98: doh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
red_shoes_jeff: Ha
simriel: @arcaneIllumination I feel like the Boros range Wildly in terms of shittiness from utterly garbage worst racist deep south cop, to Genuinely Nice and Upstanding people
Despoiler98: lrrFINE_TK
Science_and_Magic: Matt's dice really hate him
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
arcaneIllumination: @simriel Yeah, you're probably right. Just like people in general.
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Rhynerd: I think that die needs to go away.
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GirlPainting: is this campaign pre or post bolas?
Alas_Babylon: hahaDoge
Alas_Babylon: woops, but thanks friend
LoadingReadyRun: This is pre War of the SPark
gnome_friend: Matt "Do they belong to a large ungulate" Griffiths
GirlPainting: thx LRR
Alas_Babylon: HahaDoge
simriel: Serge doesn't want a Second Date?
BloodnBullets: timeline wise, thopters are a new thing that noone knows about so Baan is just getting started
Kramburger: 'Connected' with you
Despoiler98: Are you a Necromancer?
gnome_friend: !findquote necromancer
LRRbot: Quote #4737: "I'm not a necromancer, stop asking!" —Beej, as Bontan, after describing his new necromantic cantrip [2018-02-26]
Kramburger: Do you feel compelled to count grains of rice?
lirazel64: @simriel, believe me, there's plenty of both sorts everywhere. No need to bring in the south...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
DarthRagnar815: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that sounds very Kathleen
RobotHitchhiker: Kathleen DeVere, riot starter
Science_and_Magic: That is such a Kathleen idea
Kramburger: Sebastian goes to goth clubs
simriel: @lirazel64 Was going for the stereotype archetype
countz3r0: hahah
LeeshaJoy: man, screw the main quest, let's just make a rave happen
DiscordianTokkan: Seize the means of Rave Production
bowsin_durrows: There's an illegal illegal rave going on across the street, we need to hijack it to make it a legal illegal rave.
Science_and_Magic: Speaking of Dannel, I just had a great idea of how this could end! Sebastian flies all the Kevins into the Leyline of the Void! Except one, for him to keep.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
LeeshaJoy: lrrDARK
KeirenH: as opposed to us, the people who just showed up at your door
e_bloc: menacing
MistahFixIt: "What's she like?"... "Scary."
Alas_Babylon: !card Massacre Girl
LRRbot: Massacre Girl [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Menace / When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
PaperDoopliss: !card thrill-kill
LRRbot: Thrill-Kill Assassin [1B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/2] | Deathtouch / Unleash
Despoiler98: CurseLit
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
simriel: I love that she is just known as 'Massacre Girl'
PaperDoopliss: !flavour thrill-kill
PaperDoopliss: Aw.
Kramburger: Massacre Girl will kill everyone in the factory and every PC
Earthenone: As the bounty on Massacre Girl rose, so did the number of imitators.
Despoiler98: MONTAGE
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
bowsin_durrows: The pack rats won't die, there's already too many of them.
Science_and_Magic: Ah, the good ol one scene montage
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrDARK
Despoiler98: because theyre NEEEERRRRRRDS
Despoiler98: whaaaaaaaa?
lirazel64: I think he's got a lot of surprisingly good Oriental rugs around, and maybe an elegant smoking jacket.
Science_and_Magic: Oh what a coincidence!
HorusFive: He's got the tools, he's got the talent
drfox17: @HorusFive It's miller time!
Science_and_Magic: Huh, a heist setup scene with with the Rakdos and not the Dimir.
HorusFive: @drfox17 I'm glad somebody was there with me
simriel: This is just the Area 51 plan!
drfox17: i so want that to be a qote
Despoiler98: Cops and partying
simriel: They have the Area 51 plan!
gnome_friend: Disco Elysium
noSmokeFire: Kathleen: "This is just my first idea and I don't think we should do it." / The Entire Cast, in classic Rakdos fashion: "That's a great idea, let's do it."
simriel: This shit is so Disco
Despoiler98: smash the STATE
gnome_friend: !findquote smash
LRRbot: Quote #1397: "You got smashed on communion wine." —Graham [2014-08-01]
MistahFixIt: "You brought a tiny cop?"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: *nervous laughter*
Science_and_Magic: Danika really didn't think this through
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
HorusFive: "Alexa, plan my illegal rave"
Sarah_Serinde: Science_and_Magic Thinking things through doesn't sound like something Danika would do
Juliamon: She's a fighter, not a thinker.
Science_and_Magic: Honestly, the civil engineers on Ravnica must be amazing!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeSqueak
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
FenrisSchafer: sergeSqueak
drfox17: eternal clubs sandwich
drfox17: that sounds good
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
drfox17: i want a club sandwich now
Science_and_Magic: The Civil Engineering department within the Izzet must be huge!
gnome_friend: I feel like each guild has its own architecture-people
gnome_friend: They have such different styles
gnome_friend: Although of course the Gruul don't plan such things
gnome_friend: There's a RhysticStudies video on that
Science_and_Magic: There's no way in hell that 10,000 years ago the civil engineers were planning foundations for buildings that would have new buildings stacked on top of them.
LoadingReadyRun: Gruul gate just standing by itself in a field
bowsin_durrows: No, the Gruul are all architecture people. :p
sivakrytos: the lesson of bylaw and order is never go in the back way
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
simriel: @LoadingReadyRun No lie, my favourite art in that set. They had to have a Guild Gate, the rules didn't say it had to be in a wall
lirazel64: So, Ravnican architecture has become highly improvisational.
Despoiler98: PrideTake
Despoiler98: slytqOMG
lirazel64: lrrHERE
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Rider
Rhynerd: Within cells interlinked?
Despoiler98: of course
red_shoes_jeff: @Rhynerd Interlinked.
gnome_friend: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #5936: "Into the Ewok hole!" —Cameron [2019-03-19]
Rhynerd: @red_shoes_jeff HahaShrugMiddle
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gnome_friend: East Sump Acres?
red_shoes_jeff: @Rhynerd benginFingers
simriel: @gnome_friend WEST Sump Acres
gnome_friend: !findquote crimes
LRRbot: Quote #5695: "That depends on your definition of crime." —Serge [2019-01-08]
gnome_friend: Time to do crimes
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Erika) [now] Crime time!
LRRbot: New quote #6606: "Crime time!" —Erika [2019-12-09]
simriel: Perfect Quote Perfect Time
Rhynerd: Be Rakdos, Do Crimes!
Science_and_Magic: Surveil, wrong guild
niccus: channel kevin, feel the teeth of a hundred rats
gnome_friend: TEETH
MistahFixIt: Oh no Sensory Overload
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] I open my inner Kevin eyes.
LRRbot: New quote #6607: "I open my inner Kevin eyes." —Serge [2019-12-09]
DiscordianTokkan: SO MANY EYES
red_shoes_jeff: Sebastian! What do your Kevin Eyes see!?
gnome_friend: Donate your EYES, Sebastian
red_shoes_jeff: "My EYES...?"
GirlPainting: so a kevin rocket!
gnome_friend: For the children!
simriel: he has so many eyes, he must have so much Insight
LoadingReadyRun: Kevin's are in their Kevin houses
Science_and_Magic: Is the smokestack cut out with viewing ports to see outside?
iSmartMan1: They have Special Eyes
red_shoes_jeff: Insight, outsight, allaroundsight.
iSmartMan1: Heresight Theresight Allaroundsightsight
gnome_friend: Yondersight
gnome_friend: Hithersight
HorusFive: "To me, my Kevin"
gnome_friend: !findquote kevin
LRRbot: Quote #6607: "I open my inner Kevin eyes." —Serge [2019-12-09]
ElementalAlchemist: But it's a door, not a jar.
gnome_friend: I open the door
gnome_friend waits for the answer to open the door
gnome_friend: kathle3HEX
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Science_and_Magic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:59.
GirlPainting: 1,2,3,all
GirlPainting: tens of kevins
ArcOfTheConclave: Serge's choice
LoadingReadyRun: "Pick your favorite Kevin"
GirlPainting: kevin 23
HorusFive: !quote please
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: Serge "Based on my brain" Yager
gnome_friend: !findquote please
LRRbot: Quote #3870: "Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo" —Molly Lewis, to Ian [2017-01-15]
bowsin_durrows: "Tens.... of thousands.' is kinda what I was expecting, but this isn't the 10th district, so I guess only tens make sense.
LoadingReadyRun: DM: I will use my brain to figure this out
HorusFive: DM I do that
gnome_friend: My name is Kevin, for we are many
Alas_Babylon: We are Kevin. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Bzzzz.
HorusFive: "Don't forget to smash the state"
GirlPainting: resistance is futile. we will add you biological food and terchnological shinys to our own.
LeeshaJoy: lrrDARK
LoadingReadyRun: Pharaoh! Let my Kevins go!
Alas_Babylon: Wait a second... the campaign is called Under Torchlight but they are clearly Across Torchlight, unsubscribed
BloodnBullets: benginPun
GirlPainting: with a great kevin come a great resposebilety
AmoriLinguae: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Lara Croft GO (Humble Bundle)
Rhynerd: @alas_babylon the foundry’s named Torchlight too, isn’t it?
gnome_friend: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #5293: "The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire." —Dale [2018-08-27]
Alas_Babylon: I... don't think so?
Alas_Babylon: Also, that is a powerful quote
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: The MARCUS
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
Science_and_Magic: LOLOL
red_shoes_jeff: The Marcii!
Science_and_Magic: P A U L
Wrexadecimal: marcus v thopters!?
Despoiler98: YAY MARCUS
Fruan: Pack Rat OP
simriel: Paul... You are truly the best lrrHEART
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
Sarah_Serinde: I love so much that that worked
Alas_Babylon: Each Pack Rat has power and toughness of 1,000. They will conquer Ravnica by their lonesome.
drfox17: Kill. It. With. Fire.
DiscordianTokkan: A Marcus Markov Chain caused this
red_shoes_jeff: This is no Rat King... IT'S A RAT GOD.
Juliamon: Marcus King?
iSmartMan1: So THAT'S how Pack Rat gets stronger!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
BloodnBullets: Rat tentacle
Despoiler98: PrideTake
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: Ow my TEETH
lirazel64: You know, I had rats under my porch this spring... it's rather like this.
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
simriel: 'That sounds bad!'
bowsin_durrows: I guess we should evacuate from the fire, not the rat-thing.
Naarius: Plan B is casting Gates Ablaze
iSmartMan1: Glory to the MARCUS
Despoiler98: GLORY to Arshtoska
Rhynerd: Azorstka
Alas_Babylon: !card Solar Blaze
LRRbot: Solar Blaze [2RW] | Sorcery | Each creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.
GirlPainting: glory to joestotsca!
Despoiler98: distraction unnecessary
gnome_friend: How many cards have they discarded?
GirlPainting: 5
iSmartMan1: Glory to Marstotzka
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:04:04.
Naarius: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:29:06. lrrSPOT
Rhynerd: The Kevin Hivemind and the Marcus Legion.
Science_and_Magic: Trypophobia?
drfox17: man, there are starcraft creatures just made of that phobia
gnome_friend: huh... I wouldn't have expected that to be a fear
gnome_friend: interesting
Rockario: The Kevin Hivemind is currently in the Kevin Hive
Alas_Babylon: It is. Gives people particular conniptions when looking at snakes. Because holes really shouldn't belong there.
chesul: you can get some good sound in a concrete room if it's shaped properly.
Alas_Babylon: snake faces, more specifically
Alas_Babylon: They don't, but the ones they have look particularly unsettling
Despoiler98: Marcus is Best Boi
iSmartMan1: @Despoiler98 Bois. Plural. Marcus is Best Bois
Rockario: Marcus are great
red_shoes_jeff: Marcii are like potato chips. NEVER just one...
LoadingReadyRun: Lotus Pods is the one that really sets people off. (image search at your own peril)
LeeshaJoy: the Ubermarcus
gnome_friend: I like holes
red_shoes_jeff: The Marculus.
Alas_Babylon: That word, I like that word
Despoiler98: just fuck him up
Flailsquared: Party50
Despoiler98: Technically Correct, the best kind of correct
Despoiler98: yeahokbye
red_shoes_jeff: Well they CAST bolts.
Naarius: Sir, this is an Arby's
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You owe 300 kilos of potatoes.
Science_and_Magic: Well they do bolt when their boss has summoned firepigs
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote potatoes
LRRbot: Quote #4937: "I think we can all agree the best kind of potato salad is the potato salad that potato salads the least." —Cameron [2018-04-30]
NotCainNorAbel: Pride300 Thank you for everything tonight.
gnome_friend: To whom do we owe the potatoes?
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Flux530: Azorius don’t bolt. They bounce or blink.
bowsin_durrows: Above average if you have no modifier.
red_shoes_jeff: @gnome_friend I think that one insurance company with the knights?
red_shoes_jeff: I remember such a commercial.
Sarah_Serinde: This kills the Kevins
lirazel64: Serge "That's a C" Yeager
Scrubbodiestobears: A brand new dimension: Phyrexia
Tantusar: Release to nowhere.
red_shoes_jeff: Kill the Kevins to save the Kevins!
ArcOfTheConclave: liberty AND death!
gnome_friend: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #4846: "'Welcome to the void of not being good at the game.' 'They have a whole void for that?'" —Cori and Heather [2018-03-25]
Gekyouryuu: *sih* ALL NIGHT with this, twitch? every time I think it's fixed and I can FINALLY watch the dang stream, it starts beng toilets again. I swear, I hate this stupid website sometimes.
McTwin: Thanks for the HahaNutcracker @notcainnorabel
Gekyouryuu: sigh*
gnome_friend: Send them to the Gruul
LoadingReadyRun: Yes, send the spy bots to the Dimir, that is much safer
Naarius: Sacrifice X kevins is a weird casting cost
Despoiler98: hahahahahah
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
gnome_friend: Has the fire not spread yet?
red_shoes_jeff: @Naarius That better wind up on a card.
LoadingReadyRun: Sergerebro
Arclight_Dynamo: 64K. Nice.
Naarius: @red_shoes_jeff In this meta? Imagine all those mayhem devil pings
red_shoes_jeff: Good point.
dangerous_safety: sebastian has become one with the kevin
ExecutiveHollow: 64 kevins equals 7 turns
Rockario: I forgot who Dmitry was so I thought it was the QWERPLine character :P
niccus: Thopter Petty Revenge Network
simriel: @Rockario No that's a False Dimitri :P
red_shoes_jeff: "Picture THIS tree, ya bastards!"
drfox17: oh nooooo
Despoiler98: Oh NOOOOOOO
e_bloc: roll for madness
gnome_friend: kathle3HEX
DiscordianTokkan: Oh that's gonna Spaghettify Sebastian's brain
Rockario: @simriel lrrFRUMP
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
LeeshaJoy: Because Sebastian wasn't already messed up enough.
drfox17: I need you to make 62 saving throws
DiscordianTokkan: Eberron! Eberron is on the other side!
BloodnBullets: mind firy
Naarius: So Karn
Scrubbodiestobears: Phyrexia
Rhynerd: Oh nooo
simriel: @Rockario Ya walked into it :P
lirazel64: BegWan
FenrisSchafer: Is this where Sebastian becomes a Planeswalker?
e_bloc: a slight tickle on your nose
dangerous_safety: into the blind eternities, sebastian has become a planeswalker
red_shoes_jeff: Alright, so we're introducing the Sanity system to 5th Ed. And on that note, roll Sanity. With disadvantage.
drfox17: in the spark thingy
Naarius: Roll for sadness
Rockario: This is like that scene from The Dark Night, but with much different characters
simriel: Huh... This has been an entire D&D game, with No Combat
Allequeen: meemsOMEGALUL
KeirenH: unclear
Juliamon: They fought a Chitters last week
Juliamon: well, initiated combat, anyway
drfox17: @simriel Sometimes non combat is super fun
simriel: @Juliamon That wasn't really Combat I feel :P
Sarah_Serinde: I do love how much fun you can have with little or no combat
ElementalAlchemist: Low combat is way better though
Arclight_Dynamo: I prefer low combat shenanigans, TBH.
Sarah_Serinde: My friends have done murder mystery one-shots before where combat is 100% not the point, and they've been great
gnome_friend: ^
bowsin_durrows: 'Nothing stops us on our way.' Like a fire that you set.
e_bloc: rat colony is dominaria
Alas_Babylon: Combat is always going to be an option, so you gotta prepare for it. But sometimes you'll have a string of sessions where it doesn't happen because the players think otherwise
Alas_Babylon: And for a short campaign like this, hey, it's not a big surprise
simriel: @drfox17 Fully get that, I just know that people tend to try and end on some kind of Combat Encounter "because it's D&D"
Rhynerd: Only the shinies are lost. Any other casualties are incidental.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh...good, Sebastian...
Naarius: Sebastian is a mayhem devil....
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Matt Griffiths) [now] I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction. | as March
LRRbot: New quote #6609: "I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction." —Matt Griffiths, as March [2019-12-09]
Rockario: Many much Marcus
Science_and_Magic: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde: This...does not seem like it's solving the infestation problem :D
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3198: "You witches breed like rats!" —Ian [2016-08-12]
Sarah_Serinde: Awww
drfox17: 2 kevins?
BloodnBullets: sergeGift
Alas_Babylon: *clap*
snowcookies: the end
simriel: The little stack of Marcus' is amazing
Wrexadecimal: Yay!
lirazel64: Huzzah!
chesul: that was amazing.
DiscordianTokkan: This was AMAZING cheer300
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simriel: Where can I order my very own Cameron
Despoiler98: Marcus is the Best Bois
NotCainNorAbel: what a great time
Rhynerd: That was greaf!
Despoiler98: YES PAUL
Rhynerd: And great too!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
drfox17: i don't love it!
countz3r0: nooo
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hawkeye437: I forgot about my 1 year subversary for 3 months
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Sarah_Serinde: That was so good, I loved it lrrAWESOME
deyja429: So they are just Cranium rats if D and D. Hmmm...
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:30 from now).
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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drfox17: yaaaay
drfox17: dice friends will return
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam birthday stream!
snowcookies: more port of peril!
TrueSkorn: Thanks for the HahaElf @discordiantokkan
Sarah_Serinde: Woo!
NotCainNorAbel: yeah!
Science_and_Magic: @LoadingReadyRun Suggestion, the next Dice Friends, just have a bunch of Marci show up for no good reason.
simriel: Dice Friends is such a wonderful thing, I am so glad they decided to start doing these
arcaneIllumination: Can Marcus become an emote?
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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simriel: I think I need to go back and rewatch all of Temple of the Lava Bears
Drakas: id love a plush marcus
mtvcdm: !patreon
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: We did this!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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simriel: A Marcus Plush would be a superb bit of Merch
Sarah_Serinde: Just about perfect, Cameron. Very slightly to your...right? :D
Sarah_Serinde: Ian is Wednesday I believe
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! New modpack!
snowcookies: Yay, more Mining
gnome_friend: Will that be on Serge's stream as well?
red_shoes_jeff: @simriel A Marcus plush, or a MARCUS plush?
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend Serge usually doesn't stream Mine O'Clock
Juliamon: A new modpack, just in time for 1.15
gnome_friend: @Sarah_Serinde he did last week; I was just wondering
simriel: @red_shoes_jeff Yes
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend Yeah that was a special case though
Rockario: Has anyone ddone a Minecraf -> Terraria Total Conversion?
Arclight_Dynamo: @gnome_friend Serge generally doesn't stream MoC. He only did recently because Uno was away.
DiscordianTokkan: Beeeeees!
Sarah_Serinde: BEES
Naarius: It's literal bees
MistahFixIt: It's Full of BEEES
gnome_friend: BEEEEES!
NonjaBiru: Beej? lrrBEEJ
Rhynerd: Bees!
red_shoes_jeff: @simriel Ooh! OOH! OR! Marcus plushies, but with VELCRO.
TStodden: The Bedrock Edition will now support PS4 as well
Rhynerd: !findquote bees
LRRbot: Quote #2837: "I bet they have a line on bees." —Paul [2016-06-20]
simriel: @red_shoes_jeff That would be hilarious
Rockario: Are they, like, 1/8th of a block?
Sarah_Serinde: Derailed by bees
e_bloc: such a good game
Sarah_Serinde: Yay, I'm really enjoying this Talking Sim playthrough
Arclight_Dynamo: I've had to skip this TS, because I want to play the game...
DiscordianTokkan: Disco Elysium is so goooood
simriel: @Sarah_Serinde Same. It's so Disco
red_shoes_jeff: Good lord, I REMEMBER Funky Cops.
Mysticman89: disco elysium is some of the best writing I've seen I think. Possibly even extending outside of video games but thats a strong statement
easysteeze: Hippity Hoppity your soul is my property.
DiscordianTokkan: Is this week the Mega Betrayal Legacy stream also?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sounds fun
DiscordianTokkan: *checks* oop, next week
simriel: @easysteeze Are you trying to make a Pact with LRR as your Patron?
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
easysteeze: @simriel The art of persuasion is a fine one, but not one to be underestimated.
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like a lot of fun
red_shoes_jeff: Keep Talking And Nobody Legos!?
DiscordianTokkan: Childhood Legos!
NirDine: Oh, legos
simriel: lrrCAMERON_SG I love Dice Friends in general, but I think Cameron is my favourite GM, something about his style really resonates with me
Rhynerd: I’m interested
DarthRagnar815: LEGO? :O
xantos69: cheer50 Bits!
gnome_friend: Is that a rat???!
TacitusVigil: Whelp, that was efficient.
Sarah_Serinde: I love that it's Marcus
gnome_friend: Marcus!
hawkeye437: sick
hawkeye437: only callout
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART chat, just for being here
Science_and_Magic: So Cam, what was the deal with Era?
Naarius: Marcus why are you like this?
red_shoes_jeff: The Marcii have overtaken the subs!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Sarah_Serinde sergeModLove
Sarah_Serinde: Mood, Serge. I'm in a basement apartment and my office doesn't have windows directly to outside
simriel: @Science_and_Magic You mean his world?
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DiscordianTokkan: It's shockingly warm outside right now. It's like, 7°C and rainy (in Ottawa)
Flailsquared: Thanks for the HahaBall @rynolaw
red_shoes_jeff: Does this mean we're getting a Marcus emote!?
Science_and_Magic: @simriel I meant the vampire lady.
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:21 from now).
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan All the snow went away!
Rockario: Richard io_Otter
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it was rainy all day today here
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
simriel: Wait... How am I 25 months again, I was 25 months last month...
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeCounting sergeCounting sergeCounting
MistahFixIt: Post-Desert-Bus Affliction: Math is fake and numbers mean nothing :P
simriel: I remember cause Serge said it was a quarter of a year
red_shoes_jeff: sergeCounting
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo More's forecast, though, so who KNOWS if we'll have another green Crimbus, eh?
Science_and_Magic: Pocket baconscentedsoap?
simriel: I love that Cam just HAD to explain that :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @DiscordianTokkan I'm just happy not to need to shovel, TBH. :D
DiscordianTokkan: @Arclight_Dynamo RIght??
Naarius: but he put the glad in gladiator
gnome_friend: Herc angry
simriel: @Naarius Hercules!
mtvcdm: This concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART sergeHeart unarmeHeart
red_shoes_jeff: Nice
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
Naarius: byeeee
TacitusVigil: Merry Xantos everyone.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul Cameron
MistahFixIt: "Okay bye~'
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight! geeklyOkay
Tantusar: Chat, awaaaaay!
Kaszoski: Thanks
gnome_friend goes away now
NirDine: Bye
Rhynerd: Bye!
simriel: Oh, well I guess I better go away now
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
dangerous_safety: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:18 from now).
MistahFixIt: Who or what started "Da Bits"?
jonathancook89: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are hanging out in the world of Vanilla Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PST (13:18 from now).
simriel: @MistahFixIt I think Ben started it? Referencing Steven Universe
LoadingReadyRun: The problem with a Marcus emote or plushy is that it would just be a rat. There are already lots of plush rats/mice around :P
Juliamon: MistahFixIt Steven Universe. Ben and Cameron were both into it at the time.
simriel: It's a really great show in fairness
Tantusar: Hold on, that only resolves the problems with a plushy!
MistahFixIt: Ah so like Cheeseburger Backpack (briefly) during Desert Bus
Juliamon: Yeah.
Juliamon: Pop culture du jour.
simriel: Cheeseburger Backpack! It can do Anything
Juliamon: But you know how LRR chat doesn't let ANYTHING go.
LoadingReadyRun: Feel free to buy a rat plush and call is Marcus :)
MistahFixIt: I should watch Stephen Universe at some point.
Juliamon: As Is Tradition.
Rockario: "Da Bits" feels like it went away for a bit, butt now it's coming back
simriel: I think Cam likes doing it XD
Tantusar: An emote doesn't seem unreasonable.
Rockario: Buy many rat plushes andd sew them together
Juliamon: SU is honestly at a good point where you could just say it's "done" and binge it.
Rockario: They've moved onto a sequel series, so that sounds right
simriel: Oh good, a plushie rat king. I am sure that couldn't become Posessed
Sarah_Serinde: I mean an emote based on 3 episodes of 1 stream might be a little too niche
Rockario: Imagine if that was what Creepydoll was stuffed with?
Sarah_Serinde: Even though Marcus is the best
Juliamon: There are other things with more emote demand, tbh
Juliamon: like Gibb
Rockario: lrrCREEPL 🐀 lrrCREEPR
simriel: oh Gibb would be a nice emote, just cause Gibb XD
Tantusar: i don't like the creepy doll emote pair
Tantusar: the shape of the mouth feels super off
Rockario: lrrCREEPL <- it's just a hand with a sweatband catching a ball
Juliamon: I personally would like a "Trust Chat" emote that's like those Dirty | Clean dishwasher magnets but with "Always" and "Never" and the line is "Trust"
Tantusar: the pair implies a curve that peaks in the middle
Tantusar: instead of being the intended... well curve
Rockario: Like, a peak rather than the flat line it currently is? lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Tantusar: like it feels like between the two central teeth it curves up to a peak
Tantusar: the two central teeth should really be at least a pixel lower down
Rockario: I can kinda see that
Tantusar: that'd go someway to helping