DigitalSeahorse: !next
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SnackPak_: Neat
ghostvalv: conSpireing
dish_kp: !next
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TehAmelie: plastics, the bane of all life
MollyLewis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:28.
Serpens77: Best of the Year: Disco Elysium. That's it Kappa
MollyLewis: Skyrim is in there.
EvilBadman: I had a shortlist of 50.
noSmokeFire: Witness/MHW crossover when?
EvilBadman: and I cheated for tweets and did two lists of 10 for indie/mainstream
pataphorgotten: crossover all of these
Hotrob_McAwesometon: was journey ever on talking Sim?
pataphorgotten: it was
TehAmelie: i have to see a doctor in 8 hours, i may just play this until then
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
stateofcomatose: boo
Hotrob_McAwesometon: @pataphorgotten ill have to check the archives
TemporallyAwry: YES It was.
Feltic: Cat 2 at worst
CannedWolf: cat 3
muscle_taur: I stopped being able to comprehend the whole of video games in like 2007... Or maybe I just became more aware of my own ignorance
xantos69: At worst it was lame uncle
MollyLewis: Have you seen all the dads in games lately
chesul: cat 3 at best.
Hotrob_McAwesometon: civ 5 came out in 2010 iirc
TehAmelie: it's funny cause they have that name to MAKE people think there are five others
SerGarretCameron: I agree with @CannedWolf , category 3 at worst/best.
EvilBadman: Dark Souls 1-3 and bloodborne, all this decade
thefinalkill123: NBA 2K is like league of legends in that you have fun until you play with your friends
Daken1993: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
TemporallyAwry: Not to mention the "does it count if it's a remanster?"
Twilight_Spark: I haven't gotten to play Manifold Garden. :(
ghostvalv: harrisbomberdude liked that one
SnackPak_: Wow
muscle_taur: Best of the 2010s: Minecraft, Peggle, Fortnite, Twilight Imperium
notBrunoAgain: If you ever want to play patho 2 on stream I'm happy to be on with commentary
notBrunoAgain: Since I worked on that.
noSmokeFire: but has difficulty sliders!
EvilBadman: @TemporallyAwry RE2's remake yes, but not like an HD version
DigitalSeahorse: :O
wickcandle1873: holy shit what!
Feltic: 2009
erloas: I've been playing RS games since like... Rogue Spear I think. I think that is the size of the teams from the books
Invitare: Minecraft was first around in 2009
Tikosh_: xcom2, divinity original sin 2
EvilBadman: @TemporallyAwry At least, that's my rule
DigitalSeahorse: I bought it in Alpha
wickcandle1873: god! i feel old!
drane10: Mass Effect 2!
Feltic: Acording to google
Molladia: Which game? Path of logic they said?
triniculo: is alpha considered it's actual release?
noSmokeFire: in college we made a minecraft server out of a cardboard box
tcheliodoro801: Pathologic 2
TemporallyAwry: @EvilBadman agreed, new content not just textures. But yeah, it's a scary list to imagine working on.
notBrunoAgain: Dragon Age Origins is 2009, I believe
EvilBadman: Cameron: Dark Souls 1-3 and bloodborne, all this decade
Invitare: ME2 and Dragon Age were fairly contempary
Rockario: If Disco Elysium came out this Decadde, then Minecraft did not, I guess
TemporallyAwry: Does Skyrim make the list, and how many versions of it?
MollyLewis: Skyrim, Stardew, LA Noire, Threes, What Remains Of Edith Finch, Tetris Effect
thefinalkill123: Oops all profits
muscle_taur: I don't understand video games anymore. I spent most of my gaming time just designing my own board-games lol
muscle_taur: *spend
ghostvalv: 11/11/11 for Skyrim so ye
CulturalGeekGirl: FREEBIRD
Juliamon: Minecraft 1.0.0 came out in 2011 if you WANT to count it
SquareDotCube: Civ V and VI
wickcandle1873: oh fuck! noo i feel old
TehAmelie: i'm gonna have to say Night in the Woods. EVEN THOUGH i'm so sick of what the guy did i can't play it anymore it's the best game of the century
tcheliodoro801: Some of my favorites: Portal 2, FTL, Return of Obra Dinn, INSIDE
Hotrob_McAwesometon: Rimworld was really good. and Canadian
DigitalSeahorse: Mario Odyssey
MollyLewis: Gang Beasts
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie wasn't the awful guy not responsible for MOST of NitW?
DigitalSeahorse: odyssey is an odd word
Tikosh_: xcom2
thefinalkill123: I believe Fallout New Vegas came out this decade, my personal favorite of the series
MollyLewis: the entire Jackbox user intercace
BloodForTheCorelab: holy shit indeed
Molladia: Path of exile?
thefinalkill123: Buh buy
ghostvalv: HahaSweat
muscle_taur: Ahh have a good one
SerGarretCameron: Always stay frosty.
Hotrob_McAwesometon: later nerds!
shurtal: Surge? Or Serge?
MollyLewis: katesWave katesHomie
noSmokeFire: Serge @shurtal
Alahmnat: I feel like the limit on ownable games should be "all of the games on Steam"
EvilBadman: @shurtal Serge with slay the Spire
shurtal: Ah, cool
wickcandle1873: so long!
TehAmelie: i believe he was responsible for most of it. but it'd be nice ot be wrong
Pteraspidomorphi: Hello. There's a limit?
shurtal: but what if Serge played The Surge, while drinking Surge?
Juliamon: What I've learned from this discussion is that to make a Best of the Decade list you actually need to think of the last 20 years, because this decade actually was 20 goddamn years long (mostly in the last four though).
thefinalkill123: What if Serge played the Surge while drinking surge during a power surge and a surge of water floods the moonbase
stateofcomatose: I don't think anyone mentioned Darkest Dungeon yet
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie if you haven't seen it already, this might be an interesting read
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (49s ago).
shurtal: Well, Serge would problably experience a surge of emotions from the ridiculous events we've concocted
TehAmelie: no, i meant Alec. thanks
raven534: Hot chocolate in a travel mug is the best solution to sickness-related loss of kinesthesia
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! We ready for some lrrHAM my lrrSPOOP s?
noSmokeFire: "we ready for some ham, my spoops?"
jessieimproved: Wonder what the beast will be inside of lrrSPOOP_TK
Pteraspidomorphi: Alec may unfortunately have had a hard time coping with his mental health issues but he left us some damn good videogame music
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
TehAmelie: the night has just began and i've run out of caffeine :x
jessieimproved: I save my channel points every week for thinky Spoopifer lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Cameron and Cori are continuing their Talking Simulator apology tour through Martinaise in Disco Elysium. 📷 ||
dave2619: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
wickcandle1873: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: "Cold War as a plot device" seems like a good way to describe half of this game's story
IsThis___Art: hmm good call lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
PharaohBender27: Indeed lrrSPOOP_TK
jessieimproved: @PharaohBender27 Cold War as McGuffin
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Let's NOPE.......... the thrilling............. a gripping story..............about a code cracker fighting the good fight for AMERICA during the COLD WAR. | 📷 ||
OriginalGarwulf: "McGuffin" may be too generous a term...
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Bladinus: nice
IsThis___Art: time to scan the science things and EMP the math numbers lrrSIGNAL
thefinalkill123: MrDestructoid
jessieimproved: Spoopy boys keep me company while I frantically code to keep a project from going under VoHiYo VoHiYo VoHiYo
seth_erickson: The Quantum Anomalies are poisoning our minds and they must be stopped lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
bv310: Let's go cold war garbage!
raven534: !bingo
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Perivale: Oooooooh I'd forgotten the bizarro game wasn't done yet
PharaohBender27: Oooh, I get to participate in bingo for once! :D
Perivale: wheeeeee
xantos69: Spoop time! YAY!
IsThis___Art: what does ephemeral mean?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
seth_erickson: it's kind of like it's there but you can't touch it
Diabore: i have 70k channel points, twitch needs to add more things to do with them
bv310: Oooh, I got a good card
cgwonder: it's time to get SPOOPED
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asthanius: I guess the true beast was inside us all along
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Inquisitor_Xian: spooooooooky cold war shenanigans
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
thefinalkill123: Gonna get spoopy
jessieimproved: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
breathlessisthehunt: BOYS <3
Mysticman89: hello
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monakai: Incoming spoops!
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ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: hai?
ehsteveG: Time for a CIA guy who CI SUCKS
BusTed: 👀
jessieimproved: ohi
Naarius: D:
wickcandle1873: hi
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP_TK Is this... Spoops?
Perivale: the best spoopy bois!
ghostvalv: D:
asthanius: Hi
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: whoa that escalated quickly
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DolGrenn: Time to spoop our collective pants!
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Uppercaseccc: wow adam
blip2004: well then
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Dog_of_Myth: RUDE!!
saweeks: so mean
PharaohBender27: @IsThis___Art It means temporary, or non-lasting. The term "ephemera" also refers to things like tickets or receipts that aren't meant to be saved in the long term
breathlessisthehunt: HEY ADAM
PlusDY: hey look it's two cuties
jessieimproved: lrrWOW
varmintx0: Rude.
e_bloc: dude
BusTed: slytqShrug
Inquisitor_Xian: hey Adam ;)
TehAmelie: hiya
Xed_Regulus: Thanks for the HahaSweat @dolgrenn
MAPBoardgames: Hi again Ben!
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KevinTheShark: Another month with the best spoop boys. And did Ben receive my gift yet?
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asthanius: City of brotherly love and cheesesteaks
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cgwonder: did you remember to unplug PAX?
Alness49: How were the cheesesteaks?
MathomKeeper: To be fair, we are fuckers
jessieimproved: lol Van Halen
Alahmnat: Thanks for the HahaSleep @schwarm_
Zanaide: You don't have to do a bit to say hi, we're just happy to see you.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Kramburger: Reminds me of the Talking Sim where trhe intro ends and it cut to Cam and Alex staring at the camera and cam just gives this distainful "What do you nerds want?"
BusTed: seabatYIKES
PharaohBender27: That influential horror cinematic experience, Van Halen
CompletelyUnsure: They made more than one Van Helsing movie?
bv310: Van Helsing ruled, yo
Inquisitor_Xian: oof
IsThis___Art: He said THIS was the one you wanted!
Alness49: Well there goes the Dauntless contract!
Alahmnat: Van Helsing still has the best werewolves
Raketon: It was lovely to meet you at PAX Ben! Hope you got to play loads of sweet games
bv310: It's my Halloween tradition of getting vaguely buzzed and watching Van Helsing and Young Frankenstein back-to-back
Kramburger: Wow Ben, way to support your friend's career
BusTed: Literally wearing the Dauntless hoodie.
bv310: They're fun in very different ways
DiscordianTokkan: Inviso-can!
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal300 Ah yes, that transformative horror/action movie, Van Halen
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asthanius: Heart's in the center, actually
tehfewl: Heya Ben, Cant wait to play some Commander with you this weekend!
IsThis___Art: that's an aorta
IsThis___Art: i think
thefinalkill123: The ghosts keep moving his heart around
raven534: Actually, Adam's heart doesn't exist
Invitare: it feels like it's on the left, but it's actually the middle
EvilBadman: Uh, actually groove in the heart
e_bloc: Adam has sinus inversus
Spirrie: Hello!
HeyLuckyAnnie: Pride400 Happy Spoopy Tuesday!
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Nigouki: didn't stream schedules reshuffle march 31st?
PharaohBender27: Wendesdays at 2, I think?
IsThis___Art: Thanks for the HahaPresent @heyluckyannie
e_bloc: it was the less spooky afternoon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tthere's a beast inside us
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SquareDotCube: "horror games"
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jessieimproved: This game is awesome
asthanius: "Cold War? More like dumb game mechanics!"
Pteraspidomorphi: It's terrible at this time. It's past 1 am!
cgwonder: yeah you guys used to do it at a reasonable time for anyone in europe, and now i make myself stay up from 1am - 4am for it. the things i do for goofy spoop times
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HI Ben Adam and chat
Nigouki: i remember graham saying something like "we chose 31st for the change so taht you wouldn't think it's april fools joke"
TheInnsanity: pre-emptive MOP
Alahmnat: great start, just right in with the beeping quantum mechanical nonsense device
EvilBadman: LRRWiki says "Let's NOPE is a LoadingReadyRun livestream show, streamed on Fridays at 7 PM PST/10 PM EST, alternating with Watch+Play. Alex (and friends) play some of the SPOOPIEST games they can find. They succeed to varying degrees." so who knows
Alness49: The past sections are waaaay better then... this bit
GloriousMost: So long as you hold back the fluids
asthanius: wow these guys are so quiet and polite
raven534: RIP people who say RIP headphone users
bv310: This game especially
cgwonder: ben you found the music cue
Alahmnat: RIP RIP headphones users users
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's easy to make a horror game, it's difficult to make a good horror game
MAPBoardgames: But I'm sure that THIS game will be respectful
Spirrie: Last time I watched was when we first started last thing I remember was doing chores in attic and getting a flashback to a murder. Tldr since then?
thefinalkill123: My ears can take it, Im going full volume
korvys: Yeah, the Wiki need some work
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Kaaosa: hi
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DruntImTal: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:16.
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Juliamon: Remember, wikis are edited by the users. THIS time, it's NOT LRR's fault.
PharaohBender27: @cgwonder It's too bad LRR streams can't exist in a space outside of time zones, so people wouldn't be constrained by work or sleep
varmintx0: Hopefully, this game never actually ends. It's too much fun.
raven534: "Sometimes"
noSmokeFire: CW: bad writing
Juliamon: If it's outdated, it's yall's fault
Lithobraker: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:40.
EvilBadman: @Juliamon *some users*
Kramburger: The Let's nope is a backer level on the YRR of LRR season 11 kickstarter campaign
Nigouki: we're chasing some sneaky fucking russians
Alahmnat: dense, but not in the good way
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH @LoadingReadyRun speaking of outdated, the General FAQ, Bens still redirects to his previous account
asthanius: @Juliamon tbf, the LRR site says "What do you call a game that’s not quite spooky? SPOOPY! Join Alex and a different co-host every week to be alternately scared and/or appalled by the vast depths of gaming’s horror genre. Warning, many spoops ahead!"
ZealousCrow: Firewatch was a much better game than this. Let's follow that sign
PlusDY: This game features quantum ghosts, normal ghosts, AND the specter of communism
cgwonder: @PharaohBender27 i would willingly move my consciousness into a robot body in order to be able to watch every and all LRR streams and never be tired
Alness49: This game may be problematic. It is certainly ridiculous
korvys: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Well, it's a wiki - You're allowed to change it :P
korvys: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Oh
Juliamon: asthanius yeah, that's why I said "THIS time"
korvys: wait, you mean below the stream
Lithobraker: The police car certainly wasn't legit
thefinalkill123: All those Canadian code crackers used during the war to keep the Germans off Americas tail. No one could understand how polite they were
korvys: nm
asthanius: @Juliamon lrrBEEJ
Zalthia: So. I looked up a walkthrough so I could figure out the story. and then I looked up a "story analysis"
ducking_mad: Barely made it for the spoops!
Zalthia: I'm. not sure how to feel about it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah. idk if that's a big deal or anything, it's just, it's one of those things that idk if it got over looked or just, not wanted to do the redirect
KevinTheShark: Aaahh it's up to you buddy. he's all yours!
noSmokeFire: each "nee" has to get higher-pitched
KevinTheShark: Glad to know you got him
countz3r0: @thefinalkill123 :D :D
Zalthia: Awwwww!
Zalthia: Shark plushie!
asthanius: oh dear lord
e_bloc: lol
IsThis___Art: plushieeee shark do doo do do
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh. That's a lot of canes
toxic_citizen subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
toxic_citizen: lrrHEART
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BusTed: Ben controls the market.
korvys: Oh, we playing Firewatch now? lrrBEEJ
KevinTheShark: The card Kingdom thing is not me at all.
e_bloc: got a good caning, eh?
thefinalkill123: Now you can build a Battle of Wits deck
Feltic: I remember that crapshot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Good Fun Deck Ideas
DiscordianTokkan: Enough that you can make one of those 3d life abacuses out of strategically cut layers of Cane?
TheInnsanity: @RayFK hey, what's the buylist price of feldon's cane? I think I have one
bv310: I'd love it if you just yeet yourself off the side
e_bloc: so tiny?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: My favorite card Of All Time: Helm of the Host
thefinalkill123: Would Adam's pet card be Stuffy Doll since he is a big baby
Zalthia: I was playing Pathologic 2 and jumped off the cathedral. Then I restarted my profile.
PharaohBender27: But I thought Card Kingdom was formed to keep those filthy commons in their place KappaWealth
Uppercaseccc: For james his pet card is basic lands
bv310: I met you guys at that GP, it was super cool!
noSmokeFire: Gotta save your attacker
Alness49: I mean, Gargle is the Adam Savidan card
cgwonder: JUMP
Zalthia: Oh noooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we can find out
cgwonder: DO IT
Forgotten_Lizard: YEET
Lord_Hosk: DO IT
Diabore: try it
Alness49: Yargle
noSmokeFire: chat is the call of the void
DiscordianTokkan: You can totally die
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
bv310: That's the same GP where I nearly bodychecked Marshall Sutcliffe
Zalthia: well then
Lord_Hosk: YOU WON!
noSmokeFire: u r ded
circusofkirkus: damage = death
Kramburger: Yargle, the common rare
asthanius: "Might as well jump"
e_bloc: fall right into dead
PlusDY: The death screen gets me every time lol
Lord_Hosk: secret ending!
wickcandle1873: show us the death you cowards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: good ending
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: my pet card is Black Cat. I put it in every commander deck I make.
Driosenth: no splat or crunch
Inquisitor_Xian: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
IsThis___Art: you're free!
korvys: Our long nightmare is over
gelatosquid: I don't think that was fall damage
PharaohBender27: Disappointed there was no "crunch"
raven534: "Feldon found the first of these canes frozen in the Ronom Glacier. Ben found the rest in a package from Card Kingdom."
KevinTheShark: Aahhhh the sweet release of deatb
Dezinkled: you died after the like 10 foot fall after that chest last time
cgwonder: who's been secretly playing it while you guys are offline?
noSmokeFire: !card fevered visions
LRRbot: Fevered Visions [1UR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's end step, that player draws a card. If the player is your opponent and has four or more cards in hand, Fevered Visions deals 2 damage to that player.
Lithobraker: Ahh, the grand tradition of the LRR community messing with the secondary market
planeswalkagogo: !card tarpan
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InkyGhoast: my pet card is Thalia
xantos69: Isochron Scepter is 100% my pet card. I will go to any length to play that card.
bv310: My pet card is Fable of Wolf and Owl. I haven't been able to find a good Commander deck for it that's actually fun
planeswalkagogo: Tarpan is a horse, now?
InkyGhoast: but i also have the brand(tm) of angels
InkyGhoast: and spoops
PharaohBender27: Wait, didn't that line get used last stream!>
asthanius: Dance like nobody's watching
PlusDY: idk that looked like a commie dance to me
planeswalkagogo: Tarpan now gets buffed by the Horse Lord!
Mysticman89: her husband finally left her alone
e_bloc: girls just want to have fun after all
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and she just wanted to have fun
Diabore: solo argument
bv310: Where else would you dance in you rcreepy forest house
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang it i'm too slow
ducking_mad: RIPCheer100 Dance like no one is watching
thefinalkill123: Ive recently adopted Questing Beast as my pet card. Its just got so much text
planeswalkagogo: I wonder if there's enough to do horse tribal in commander now
IsThis___Art: Earrrrly Christmaaas Morrrrning!
GloriousMost: REBOOT
Zalthia: Reboot Reboot?
BusTed: That ReBoot reboot?
DiscordianTokkan: They rebooted ReBoot, but it's bad
Camail: reboot is cursed
asthanius: They rebooted Reboot and it was bad so no more Reboot reboots
Pteraspidomorphi: No, the original!
aWabbajack: lrrADAM octoHA lrrBEN octoHA
ducking_mad: The reboot of Reboot was so bad
PlusDY: Are those quantum fish?
Zalthia: No
Camail: dont watch it
asthanius: Live action reboot
TheInnsanity: rereboot
Pteraspidomorphi: It never happened
ducking_mad: On Netflix
monakai: Apparently it is V Bad.
DiscordianTokkan: It was turned into a Sentai show or something
BusTed: Ah right.
DiscordianTokkan: Like Power Rangers
ducking_mad: Half of it was Live
Zalthia: Nah, worse. It was turned into Code Lyokko.
Kramburger: Sounds like a poor copy of Captain N the Game Master
Riandisa: The ReBoot reboot is like a live action code lyoko
GloriousMost: Mortal Kombat one
aWabbajack: is this Firewatch?!
asthanius: It was baaad
aWabbajack: This is Firewatch
aWabbajack: :D
Zalthia: There should have been a dick on that whiteboard.
ducking_mad: The Horror one was king even had Ash from Evil dead
RuiFaleiro: The Gilbert and Sullivan story summary.
DiscordianTokkan: The Evil Dead one was pretty good
RuiFaleiro: The X-Files episode.
cgwonder: this is literally firewatch now
Master_Gunner: Reboot, but live action with high school students, for some reason
bv310: Alright, time to take the shortcut off the side
ZealousCrow: smash the state!
BusTed: I remember the X-Files one too.
Soul1355: oh, man, really?
SquareDotCube: forget Reboot, what if the awful-looking 3D came back to Transformers
raven534: Watch that show
DMGlol: bye chair friend
BusTed: With Fax Modem.
aWabbajack: eff yo chair!
Camail: hope you dont need that chair
Spirrie: All I remember is a man looking for paint in the attic? What is going on?
raven534: It's so good
Uppercaseccc: but Ben there is already a live action cody lyoko
gelatosquid: made in abyss is the perfect amount of creepy and awesome
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it is awesome, but oh i saw some scenes of the manga, it's dark
cgwonder: yess yeet the whiteboard
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun okay so Made in Abyss, I do want to put a Trigger Warning for Episode 9
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: If you wanna get emotionally wrecked, definitely watch made in abyss
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it gets really really grim
Camail: hope you dont need THAT chair
weff47: Yeah the manga gets daaark
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: It’s wonderful
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thought i've heard the manga is much more so than the anime
Nigouki: Spirrie communist and civil war mr. hyde happaned
Lithobraker: Ok, who the hell uses 9V batteries for bugs? They run down so quit!
Forlorgen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Forlorgen: Wooooo see you at Command Fest DC Ben. I'll be working the party checking badges so steal me some food!
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circusofkirkus: drag the chairs back up and try again
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DiscordianTokkan: I've heard the Made in Abyss Series has some... Issues with showing children, and such
Erudite_Cynic: plays FFX. makes fun of weebs
aWabbajack: a crisp fiver
thefinalkill123: Ben is already emotionally wrecking himself, thats why he hosts this show
Diabore: ben: no emotions
Spirrie: @nigouki Thanks. I somehow understand that
Earthenone: everyone likes treatza pizza
aWabbajack: octoHA octoHA octoHA
Shamthewow: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:24.
bv310: I like Treatzza Pizza, and I accept that I'm alone on that
PharaohBender27: Is the music going wonky for anyone else?
KevinTheShark: Youre really trying to bottle flip chairs?
DiscordianTokkan: And the creator apparently is trashgarbage
KartoffelKaiser: """everybody"""
PharaohBender27: Like it feels like it's weirdly skipping?
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IsThis___Art: we don't have a treatzza pizza
Rhonlore: Isnt this tower just the one from firewatch?
asthanius: Double or nothing\
ZealousCrow: No treatzza pizza
bv310: *Emergent gameplay*
Alahmnat: to the extent that it is also a firewatch, yes
TheInnsanity: *e*m*e*r*g*e*n*t gameplay
thefinalkill123: I wont be there but steal me some food too
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Forlorgen: I'm holding you to that ben!
SquareDotCube: You know what bad genre needs a horror FPS game? Trolls, and you play as the kid from 2 all grown up to be a goblin hunter
Erudite_Cynic: treatza YEETZA
thefinalkill123: Isnt this how Adam died?
circusofkirkus: he rolled a 6!
bv310: Just dash yourself to death against the door
thefinalkill123: @circusofkirkus LOL
Mivair subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Mivair: We gotta find locks, turn levers, collect generators, and open keys! It's Let's Nope!
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Metalupis: well look at that, 6 years, love you all
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samwonk: Yaaaaay.
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Alahmnat: this guy doesn't know how periods between sentences work, does he?
ducking_mad: Time to show you my family vacation
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Adam
Camail: you smell
Questhere: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @dolgrenn
aWabbajack: channel has been set to emote only mode?
asthanius: we love u
bv310: Why would he record this in english?
Kramburger: Adam getting bullied by chat sounds like every day for Adam
Wodar9: Adam will never know that we love him
monakai: The Russian spy making his notes in English.
thefinalkill123: They found my one weakness! Not feeding the trolls!
PlusDY: hehe we can say anything
circusofkirkus: i have no chat and I must scream Kappa
PlusDY: butts
Sheikun07: lrrHEART lrrADAM
jessieimproved: you love us
asthanius: chat's going so fast nobody will know i love these boys
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Adam
e_bloc: just ignore the timer on the screen
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: To be fair, we DID bully Adam into killing otaku Jeff on the door
wickcandle1873: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
PharaohBender27: PAUL!
aWabbajack: lrrADAM octoHA lrrADAM octoHA
Diabore: talking in english with no native english speaker around
Nigouki: oh yeah, did you guys already book off April Let's Nope for Resident Evil 3 remake?
Lord_Hosk: Hey Adam, I can fix twitch chat and make it 100% supportive for you...
GloriousMost: password is moderate chungus
Lord_Hosk: you want me to put it in mod only for you?
IsThis___Art: @Lord_Hosk ?
ZealousCrow: Stop teasing Adam just because he's cute, chat
Lord_Hosk: just us mods saying nice things about you
aWabbajack: Let's Nope Trailer watch?
Erudite_Cynic: wait... it knew that you lied about sleeping well
Lithobraker: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt the first 3 tries were chats fault, after that it was all Adam
Sheikun07: But if it's mod only then I can't say how wonderful Adam is
aWabbajack: comes out in april right?
Wodar9: What if there are mean mods?
gibbousm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:55.
Lord_Hosk: Adam is a swell fellow
aWabbajack: balance Cyberpunk and RE2
Kramburger: So is the wife the russian spy who is mind-controlling us?
IsThis___Art: oh god I didn't know it was confirmed yet, its coming in April?!
Wodar9: Time to look for some Slide keys!
aWabbajack: oh yeah in the trailer has date
DiscordianTokkan: I'm looking forward to you folk playing Betrayal Legacy in a megastream next week
Lord_Hosk: Adam is one of the best two streamers on LRR right now!
ducking_mad: We are always the SOB
caoinlean: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:34.
Kramburger: Is Adam the Charlie Brown of LRR? Discuss.
circusofkirkus: is he looking for Pepe Silvia?
thefinalkill123: The power of knowing every obscure fact ever
asthanius: It spelled out a sentence
PharaohBender27: Would this count as a Rube Goldberg lock, fellow chatters?
ZealousCrow: hahahahahaha
Camail: whose snoopy
KevinTheShark: *old granny voice* "Now let me show you the slides from my holiday 12 years ago. I'm sure you boys will love to see it"
IsThis___Art: what's the deal... with airline food...
wickcandle1873: and twitch chat is lucy
Kramburger: Adam is Charlie Brown and Ben is Snoopy
ducking_mad: Is Peppermint Patty Ben?
circusofkirkus: who is Lucy holding the football then?
ehsteveG: But which member of LRR is the Eyore?
GreenMittenz: I got an ear infection and cant hear at all out of my right ear... its super disorientating
PharaohBender27: So does that make Ben Lucy?
Erudite_Cynic: Kathleen is snoopy
OriginalGarwulf: So...the CIA assigned somebody who isn't fluent in Russian to decode Russian signals, and the Soviet spies are speaking English to each other.
Juliamon: Chat is Lucy and you know it.
ehsteveG: Kathleen is Lucy 100%
cgwonder: if i ever need to write down a code remind me never to do it by capitalising the corresponding letters in a random written monologue
Kramburger: Twitch is totally pulling the football away from Adam
ducking_mad: James=Lucy
thefinalkill123: Ian is the football
theonlyangelx: ok, so... what's happening in THIS Cold War?
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight
OriginalGarwulf: This game needs a book titled "Cryptology for Dummies."
e_bloc: Corgo300 not sure who is smarter, the cast of this game, or Final Fantasy X
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OriginalGarwulf: Fidelity!
frogomb: that way the secret Russian messages start secret
Sheikun07: Perspective puzzles!
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP_TK
frogomb: stay secret
Rhynerd: I’m starting to think Communism is just a red herring here.
Kramburger: !bingo
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Lithobraker: The twist is that it's actually New Zealand's espionage unit Kappa
aWabbajack: octoHA octoHA octoHA octoHA
aWabbajack: Laugh like you mean it
bob_baggins: hey spoopy bois!
Phailhammer: @rhynerd The Hunt for Red Herring lrrBEEJ
Wodar9: P5 has smart people!
BusTed: C1 D2 A3 B?
MAPBoardgames: B4?
e_bloc: P5
Forgotten_Lizard: B4?
Alahmnat: literally no one would do this
Sheikun07: B4 is process of elimination?
e_bloc: P5's antagonists are much smarter
ehsteveG: Everyone in Earthbound is pretty dumb, but they're also all like maybe 8
SquareDotCube: BINGO!
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight
Kramburger: I like how Adam says playing Persona 5 first like he's not still elbows-deep in it
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Even ryuji?
cgwonder: i think start at A
thefinalkill123: Gotta go fast!
Wodar9: probably want to start with A
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Smarts wise?
e_bloc: nice password Ben
bob_baggins: 10 seconds!
circusofkirkus: V
thefinalkill123: @e_bloc I was gonna say lol
ducking_mad: Ryuji is everyones special boi
MAPBoardgames: IVFZ
asthanius: A3 B4 C1 D2
asthanius: B can only be 4 because the others are taken
Rhynerd: I remember a D2
cgwonder: it might not be a word, might just be a sequence of letters since it resets
mister_nibbles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
mister_nibbles: 48 is the smallest number with exactly ten divisors.
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Kramburger: The difference between FFX and P5 is Ryuji is a loveable idiot, whereas Radditz is just an idiot
MugiwaraLexi: Thanks for the HahaCat @mister_nibbles
Sheikun07: MAYZ
gamercat88 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
gamercat88: d is for deez nuts... jk spoopy boys lrrHEART benginHeart seabatBRAIN
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e_bloc: willy mayz!
thefinalkill123: lrrGOAT
PharaohBender27: OK, I'm counting this as a Rube Goldberg lock for bingo purposes
Diabore: magnets
Sheikun07: I, too, lock my basement with an Apple II
frogomb: magic electricity? that's redundant
noSmokeFire: zombo?
KevinTheShark: Y'all just need to cut the power to a stupid mag lock door like that
Kramburger: Sucks to suck
e_bloc: we definitely did this
thefinalkill123: I was looking at Adam look at Ben and I didnt notice the dead body
Nigouki: it's gonna be you
theonlyangelx: he seems relatively ok with a corpse right here...
asthanius: So, bets on the wife being a Russian spy?
Kramburger: >Search Corpse
ehsteveG: That is one Final Fight ass lookin pipe
Diabore: literaly chased someone here "who could have done this"
Nigouki: at this point the game is in too deep for it not to be you as a TWEEST
noSmokeFire: this character says "fuck" too much
KevinTheShark: I'm waiting for you to find a diary entry in his chest cavity
frogomb: fell asleep eating Italian food
MAPBoardgames: Turns out, you could trust the cop. Huh
cgwonder: yeah i still reckon its us having blackouts or soemthing
gelatosquid: @noSmokeFire considering he's regularly finding dead bodies and shit it seems warranted
gamercat88: j'accuse.... myself
SquareDotCube: wow, just completely ignore the cop getting up there
bv310: Alright, I just need either "Just a Dream" and "Stuck Elevator" or "Literally Hell" and "Ritual Gone Wrong" for Bingo
jujujanie: Joe mama
bv310: Lovecraft?
asthanius: Candy Kane
Inquisitor_Xian: Sutter cain
Lithobraker: Wait the shadow of the cop stood up right?
Decaped: Sutter Kane is correct. great movie.
Zalthia: How do blackouts explain this though?
Sheikun07: I still think it's the horse statue
circusofkirkus: Adam IS the Charlle Brown
frogomb: Jimmy Bookwriter
Kramburger: Legit question, what do either of these two sections have to do with one another? They seem to be completely disconnected
PlusDY: john madden
Pal_Friendpatine: Do you read Sutter Cain?
Inquisitor_Xian: That movie is in my top 5 favorite movies all time lol
asthanius: 6 1 3
MAPBoardgames: 6 1 3
SquareDotCube: It says... loss
Perchipy: Do you read Sudder cane Adam?
noSmokeFire: 613? is this homestuck?
ehsteveG: Dial it up Cole
gamercat88: yes i believe sutter cane wrote it
OriginalGarwulf: On an unrelated note, the chapter 11 Betrayal Legacy Minecraft house is almost finished.
e_bloc: booyaka booyaka six one three
Inquisitor_Xian: Did i ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Sarcastic_comma: 0 viewers?
Zalthia: Ahh yes. 6 and 13. The numbers that my OCD can't stand. :T
DiscordianTokkan: Ottawa's area code!
OriginalGarwulf: I'm expecting it to be done by the weekend.
asthanius: "Roman numerals? What could it mean?" wow this guy's an idiot
thefinalkill123: If you wanna get rid of George Whitehead just wash your face with an exfoliating lotion
Dedwrekka subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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Earthenone: 5-0-2? :P
PlusDY: We're all in chat-only mode
ayir: im not watching :)
IsThis___Art: i'm watching!
theonlyangelx: Cancel culture
Ubiki: all of us in just chat mode
countz3r0: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @dedwrekka
Diabore: 6-1-9
Barb4rian: lol 0 watching
VTMonster: people are in chat but we're not watching
edgare96: nooooo
PharaohBender27: OH NO, WE'RE ALL GHOSTS! lrrSPOOP
Barb4rian: GG twitch
noSmokeFire: Grahamcellor Stark
aWabbajack: ahh it's a bug
Lord_Hosk: my eyes are closed
Rhynerd: Oh no, not a Grahamcelling!
walkeroftales: oh no please no grancel!
Sheikun07: lrrSPOOP
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight
asthanius: 613
Zalthia: @PharaohBender27 WE WERE THE GHOSTS ALL ALONG?!?!?
circusofkirkus: we're on level -1
DiscordianTokkan: 613
e_bloc: six one nine
cgwonder: level -1
circusofkirkus: bottom right
Kramburger: Grahamcel is an evil spirit that works to have comedy videos pulled off the internet
PlusDY: Oh no, the communists have even bugged the viewer counter!
cgwonder: bottom right corner
e_bloc: booyaka
TheInnsanity: 69
frogomb: grahamcel sounds like the Krampus of twitch
thefinalkill123: Grancel and Grettle
bv310: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
PharaohBender27: @Zalthia Indeed, it seems so lrrSPOOP_TK
MAPBoardgames: Level -1 ?
ProfBlahson: You were on level -1
VTMonster: Grahampus?
noSmokeFire: import Krampus!
asthanius: NA has cops
Zalthia: We have the Jersey Devil over here in the states
Juliamon: America is TRYING to get Krampus to be a thing.
Decaped: because americans already beat their kids
Zalthia: And Moth Man!
MAPBoardgames: Menthor, the peppermint god!
wickcandle1873: even santa doesn't belong to NA
kumatsu: Krampus gonna throw you in a burlap sack and beat it with sticks!
PharaohBender27: I mean, to be fair, Krampus is the "bad cop" to St. Nicholas, who Santa is based on
orbitaltuna: grahampus gun cancel ya lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: Like, in general, people KNOW about it now
Alness49: Gimmie that Sheep Skull fecker!
SquareDotCube: a monster is more scary than a lump of coal
Rockario: In NA basically anything can be "a thing" if enough people decide to do it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Krampas is coming to town. to beat some ass
ayir: american dad taught me about krampus actually
wickcandle1873: black christmas
iconicshadow89: Black Christmas
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: New spooky movie is 2nd reboot of old movie
Kramburger: North America has Elf on a Shelf, which is just to teach the kids about the surveillance state
thefinalkill123: I am an American and I can assure you the only way to get Americans to give up old world ideas is to pry it out of their cold dead skulls
noSmokeFire: Oh: y'all should watch Rare Exports for some low-key halloween spoops. Try not to read too much about it.
MatthewDennisMTG: Thanks for the HahaHide @metalupis
Inquisitor_Xian: Black Christmas, its a remake of a classic
warabynn: Krampas is chewin bubble gum and kickin ass. And he's all out of gum.
IsThis___Art: haven't there been like 2 Black Christmas's movie before?
Lord_Hosk: I think Ben gets very different Youtube ads than I do
ehsteveG: Rare Exports was a fun xmas spooky movie
thefinalkill123: But I will instill the seeds of rebelion and teach my kids the legend of Krampus
MAPBoardgames: Light is green, trap is clean.
PharaohBender27: @Kramburger Yeah, that "toy" has always disturbed me for that exact reason
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: @IsThis___Art Yes
Phailhammer: If you don't behave...Krampus is going to take you out back and beat you with sticks... lrrDARK
wickcandle1873: Grahampus plush?
kumatsu: I've been getting WWE twitch adds and I completely blame Adam
bv310: I maintain the best "Evil Christmas" is still Santa's Slay, because it has Bill Goldberg in it
Kramburger: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, it's not going to be a thing in my house
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: Zwarte Piet is fun and problematic
IsThis___Art: omg Grahampus, yes pls
theonlyangelx: I ONLY get ads for rideshare apps. Google doesn't know what I want, but it knows I want to be there.
ayir: i looked up some furniture ONE TIME and now every ad i get is for ashley furniture
circusofkirkus: ah stealth puzzle
edgare96: so how are you
PharaohBender27: @Phailhammer I got that reference! :D
Wodar9: SNEAK
AllTheoryNoPractice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months, currently on a 8 month streak!
AllTheoryNoPractice: Can't wait to rewatch this vod with the gf for bedtime spoops!
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e_bloc: yes stealth game!
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PharaohBender27: @Kramburger Good on you lrrHEART
Keaton__Mask: Gameplay™
theonlyangelx: stelf
ehsteveG: stealth section PogChamp
PlusDY: This seems like it would have been useful earlier...
technoFinch: Thanks for the Haha2020 @alltheorynopractice
Sheikun07: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Wodar9: Who puts a ? on a map?
DiscordianTokkan: Gronk!
theonlyangelx: stop talking so loud protagonist!
Toxxick: ZUG ZUG
Earthenone: hey you guise
Sheikun07: Wait, is this the ghost of an orc?
kumatsu: Nah Adam, this guy sucks as much as we do
ghostvalv: it's not a toomah
Lithobraker: I was introduced to Krampus by the jonnywander comic so my mental image of Krampus is a cute boi with horns...
asthanius: "Work Work"
thefinalkill123: I thought it was Krampus who was beating me once a year on Christmas, but then I grew up and found out it was just my dad
SquareDotCube: you know you've met the Grahampus when the greeting is "Merry Shitscram!"
Pal_Friendpatine: Is this now like the horned guy in the attic in the spoop game with keys?
warabynn subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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noSmokeFire: 9 7 8
PharaohBender27: 9 7 8
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft lrrSPOOP HahaShrugRight
Earthenone: ahh they are rating the final fantasys
Phailhammer: Job's done. lrrBEEJ
iconicshadow89: Thanks for the HahaSweat @warabynn
wickcandle1873: cool game
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ouch
Sheikun07: splort
kumatsu: Adam it's a WWE children's toy, it's TOTALLY your fault
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Funky_Abigail: Imagine this game in VR. NOPE!
IsThis___Art: @SquareDotCube you just reminded me of Merry Shitscram. ty
PlusDY: sucks to suck
ayir: twitch viewer numbers are officially broken lol it says there is 2 people watching fortnite
BusTed: Were it he...
thefinalkill123: Is this game scary or just scary bad?
Diabore: what if the code changes now? wouldnt the be great?
bv310: Heck yeah, "Elaborate death animation" and "One hit kill" in one fell swoop
Juliamon: thefinalkill123 I'm gonna go with "yes"
PlusDY: i like the ghost's lil march]
Alness49: If it was up to me I simply wouldn't get axed.
e_bloc: so final fantasy 5?
Perivale: Rwar
seenoham: How is 6 not on top?
asthanius: Bravely Default is my favorite FF game
ancientspark: Oooooooorgh
theonlyangelx: eugh i hate stealth sections XD
IsThis___Art: @seenoham ikr
MuadDab: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:00.
BusTed: What about Crystal Chronicles.
Decaped: 6 is a power bottom
KinoGami: adam "likes to start discord" savidan
Lord_Hosk: Ben clearly doesnt like Adam's Final Fantasy Rankings.
BlindProphet32: FFX? You mean Blitz Ball
PlusDY: remember you have a stamina bar
Erudite_Cynic: all this grunting is like Tim "The Tool man" Taylor
theonlyangelx: you might run into him i think?
theonlyangelx: dude does calisthenics
Lord_Hosk: Adam "here are my rankings" Ben "OH F OFF!"
gelatosquid: the stamina bar is in my heart
Wodar9: that is 11
Dezinkled: that is 11
frogomb: 9 is the best, Tetra Master is the best of any FF side game
PharaohBender27: No that's 11!
cgwonder: no that's 11
theonlyangelx: yes, most of them
PlusDY: the stamina bar is a ghost too
seenoham: I've played a lot of final fantasy and 6 is still on top. Tied with Tactics because I love SRPGs
Perivale: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Beast Inside) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (44m ago).
cgwonder: yeah my cat is super lazy
Rhynerd: The stamina bar was the friends we made along the way?
warabynn: ghost's got a stamina bar
theonlyangelx: zugzug
Keaton__Mask: the monster noises in this game are hilarious
thefinalkill123: The stamina is how much you can take of this game before you decide to quit
warabynn: that's why he can't catch up
bv310: The real stamina bar is your attention span
Alness49: Ready to work!
jessieimproved: I wouldn't put it past this game to randomly reset this dude
Earthenone: until we got the spoopomiter
Earthenone: it was ok
ducking_mad: The horror is this marriage
lorazx: the fear nullifier: gun
Sheikun07: The spoopomiter was great though
PlusDY: i believe the scientific term is "spoop gun"
Kramburger: The spoopometer is at a hard 0.5 RN
Sheikun07: It makes fun sounds and goes pew pew
cgwonder: it was scary near the beginning with the stuff in the house but since then it's just been chases like this intercut with the really boring/odd present day stuff
Rhynerd: How to kill a horror story: give it a quantum gun
MAPBoardgames: The real horror was the friends we made along the way. lrrSPOOP_TK
e_bloc: 6 1 9
theonlyangelx: there's jumping the shark, and then there's "Quantam Anomoly Gun"
theonlyangelx: 42069
Alness49: Yeah, it was great until it became a doctor who knockoff
Dezinkled: 9 7 8
Forgotten_Lizard: Booyaka Booyaka?
Pal_Friendpatine: 9 7 8
MAPBoardgames: 9 7 8
cgwonder: 978
BusTed: Help, we're being purused by 90s-era Arnold
Lithobraker: I want a game without a stamina bar but if just keep running for too long you just straight die of a heart attack
littleblueboxes: Cant stick around to watch but I WILL leave this stream running, so I can support the spoopz
tezzerettinkerer: 978 spoopers!
theonlyangelx: that noise does make me so anxious tho XD
PharaohBender27: "I've been able to establish that there was a conflct" is how far I got on that note
iconicshadow89: called it
PlusDY: !clip
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warabynn: lool
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Niiiiiice
gamercat88: zoom zoom zoom make your heart go boom boom
gibbousm: Adam why would you say such a thing!
cgwonder: stop manifesting the monster Adam!
IsThis___Art: ADAM
noSmokeFire: TWO ghosts!
Rhynerd: Actually, a quantum anomaly gun could make for a good horror if there was an issue with reality and/or time breaking down as the central conflict.
warabynn: after that last jump, feels like 3
Kramburger: Ah yes, the Diablo 2/Inspector Gadget crossover we've all been waiting for
Rhynerd: But instead the quantum gun is a special device the American spies are using to win the cold war.
theonlyangelx: there's several dead miners down here
SquareDotCube: It's more the cookie monster
noSmokeFire: is the only thing you do with the quantum anomaly gun shoot the little blobs? 'cause that's boring
xantos69: Cheer50 Oh god there is more than one bad guy! We are doomed!
Juliamon: A quantum anomaly gun would be good for a horror game that *built around the concept* instead of just throwing it into an unrelated story like this
Sheikun07: surrounded by spoops
bowsin_durrows: No, it's a ghost, they can project visual multiples of themselves, but there's only one. Kappa
theonlyangelx: you got got!
wickcandle1873: cool game!
Wodar9: He caught you midair
MAPBoardgames: I'm gonna have to head off to the VoD. Catch ya on the flipside!
SquareDotCube: it just insert into mouth
bv310: This game sucks and you've put more time in this than actually good games
Alness49: He really wanted to pick your brains!
ProfBlahson: I feel like the grating sound is more jarring than seeing the bad guy
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TheMerricat: The true beast inside was what convinced you to play this still.
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ThorSokar: looks like I haven't missed much, this game is still garbage
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aldruon: The true beast was the friend we made along the way
TheInnsanity: 17 13 14
Dezinkled: 17 13 14
iconicshadow89: 17 13 14
cgwonder: 17 13 14
bv310: He's now just right behind you
noSmokeFire: these guys SUCK at roman numerals
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InsidiousPie: 30 months? that's... that's a lot! dang!
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PlusDY: Adam dont say that the ghosts will hear you
noSmokeFire: wait, does this mean you could open your notes inventory to tank ghosts?
cgwonder: 17
Sheikun07: Waiting for Ben to run into a ghost while running from a ghost again
TheInnsanity: are you invuln when reading maps?
PharaohBender27: "Hey, how shall we make things challenging in this game?" "ROMAN NUMERALS"
TheInnsanity: can you just read a map and let it hit you?
Juliamon: Should find out if the map gives you iframes
iconicshadow89: 13
BusTed: So Rocky Five plus Rocky Two equals... Rocky Seven, Adrian's Revenge!
Perivale: Luckily we've all seen the Rocky movies
Perivale: (old simpson's reference)
Perivale: GREAT MINDS1
IsThis___Art: @PharaohBender27 ah yah beat me
iconicshadow89: 14
BusTed: Mandalorian is great.
bv310: Star Wars Western rocks
noSmokeFire: it's a Samurai Western
Laboons_beard: The Mandalorian is VERY Samurai Jack
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Rhynerd: I need to get Disney+ to watch that.
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asthanius: The Jedi are literally shitty cops
PharaohBender27: @IsThis___Art It happens, no worries - great minds think alike and all :)
cgwonder: yeah i'm a few episodes in and loving it way more than i exepected to
BusTed: Bamboozled!
Naarius: Pop in spoop
CapnRobert: wallhacks
TehAmelie: i didn't know it had a "plot", all i know is it's a series of gifs with Baby Yoda
PharaohBender27: katesRip
e_bloc: I feel like you were axing for that
xantos69: The Jukes!
IsThis___Art: @PharaohBender27 :D
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BrokenGolem: Fair play is for chumps!
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ThorSokar: nothing about this game seems fair
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Metalupis: 5 years after Jedi
BusTed: Mmhm.
seth_erickson: He's a patient one
karpma: at least he's polite about it
Dezinkled: I think you have to start at 17 again
bowsin_durrows: *If* you read the map.
Rhynerd: But he can camp outside the map.
Dezinkled: where you found the note
Rockario: Look for the green lanterns, I guess?
iconicshadow89: where you found the note
ninja_theory_ashrams: guy doesn't know that the map is home, and you're safe
iconicshadow89: yep
j0xer: is the mandalorian just yoshi's island but starwars?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Sorry I’m late, boys. But I’m here and ready for spoopin’!
BusTed: pennyGreenflame
Dezinkled: you spawn at the place where you found the note
Sheikun07: I love how the ghost just makes you go "here we go again" instead of "oh gods scary"
Trymantha: Jessica Cruz is best Green Lantern
bv310: I just need Bloody Letters for a bingo
Kramburger: I feel like the Mandalorian is good because it's not just moving from one fight scene to the next
TehAmelie: "shortly after Jedi" is the Star Wars universe ground floor. nothing's going on anywhere else, your plot is on a blank slate
cgwonder: it's what I've been wanting from a star wars title- insight into the lives of people who aren't jedi or military. it's cool to see the perspective of the people outside of power groups.
Keaton__Mask: i want to watch the mandalorian but don't have disney+ 😢
ducking_mad: NotLikeThis100 Need to get back to work so I hope the Spoops start picking up for when I watch on the VOD later
iconicshadow89: 14
Dezinkled: 14
Metalupis: its more Lone Wolf and Cub but star wars
gibbousm: Original Post-RoJ had a lot of really cool stuff and a lot of really weird stuff
Kramburger: The Mandalorian is the Incredible Hulk TV series
DiscordianTokkan: @bv310 Weren't the numbers for the puzzle bloody? Literally bloody letters! :D
BusTed: Or Homeward Bound
IsThis___Art: Chewy and Porg?
Lord_Hosk: you mean Chewy and the porg?
bv310: I didn't notice that! BINGO
frogomb: chewy eats porgs
Dedwrekka: Just a movie where they're throwing Porgs off waterfalls
IsThis___Art: *Chewie
asthanius: When are we gonna get "We're Back: A Dinosaur Story" but Star Wars?
j0xer: chance getting owned by the porcupine in homeward bound always looks so painful to me
theonlyangelx: classic towers puzzle
frogomb: I want land before time star wars
IsThis___Art: @j0xer oh yeah, i can't believe they put all that in a family movie
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: I'm down for Star Wars version of Die Hard
PlusDY: Oh would you look at the time, it's Mine O'Clock
love_shack64: Make Donkey Kong proud, Ben.
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: or The Muppets: A Star Wars Story
asthanius: ????
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PharaohBender27: Oh no, we're trapped!
SquareDotCube: douse with kerosene?
patrick_stonecrusher: if you don't want your childhood ruined, don't look into the history of Milo + Otis RuleFive
TheMerricat: can't spin down?
DiscordianTokkan: Swap gear?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Thanks for the HahaPoint @oyleslyck!!
noSmokeFire: find a ghost to reset the puzzle for you, I guess
theonlyangelx: welp. GG WP
bv310: lrrHERE
Juliamon: patrick_stonecrusher oh yeah no, don't read about it
ninja_theory_ashrams: @patrick_stonecrusher too late
jujujanie: Eww of course this game has soft locks.
Wodar9: Ask the ghost for help?
TheInnsanity: would spin counter clockwise I think
DiscordianTokkan: Cool gaaaaame
kumatsu: Is that a handbreak on the right side of the wheel?
TheMerricat: back the cart up to you
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP_TK XmasRaid
Juliamon: I looked it up some years ago bc I wanted to know if it was on DVD and... yeah yikes
BusTed: seabatYIKES
NimrodXIV: UGH
cgwonder: Ben needs a minute
j0xer: physics
Sheikun07: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
DiscordianTokkan: This game SUCKS
monakai: womp womp
oyleslyck: pro programming
Kramburger: lrrADAM This game SUCKS! lrrADAM
IsThis___Art: fuck this game!
noSmokeFire: booooo
ninja_theory_ashrams: !game good
IsThis___Art: fuck this game?
kumatsu: seabatYIKES
Sheikun07: Hello highlights
e_bloc: ports of peril it is
Kramburger: seabatHITBOX
Rockario: Fuck? This game
Baldrash: Fuck. This game.
oyleslyck: !game fucked
empyreon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
empyreon: This game certainly HONKS
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gibbousm: poor Adam
DigitalSeahorse: benginRage cpicsBite cpicsCringe
noSmokeFire: fuck this game. fuck THIS game. fuck this GAME.
dish_kp: Ben, you seem so much happier playing arena. :P
bv310: Just waiting for the Simpsons moment of "Fuck this game", a door slamming, and then tires peeling out of the parking lot
ehsteveG: Squid1 lrrBEN Squid4
oyleslyck: cool technology
Masslost: so the only thing spokey about the game is knowing you spent money on it
TheMerricat: and then wen the door opens the monster attacks :)
TehAmelie: take the hard drive out back and set it on fire. okay maybe not
Roosevelt: <cut to Ben going home at desertbus after the mic drop bit>
theonlyangelx HONK
kumatsu: It honks out loud, even
e_bloc: its like 25$ USD :(
PharaohBender27: *HONK*
jujujanie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
jujujanie: Well, at least things can only go up from here...right...?
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Kramburger: New Crapshot idea: Unfuck this Game
Sheikun07: My cat says hello to the stream
BusTed: wheee
Wodar9: That is not how physics works
noSmokeFire: those rails were GREASED
bv310: Aaaaaaaand ghost
theonlyangelx: not like that would alert the ghosts
IsThis___Art: yeet
Scy_Anide: That cart was suddenly extremely well lubricated
BusTed: cutscene!
monakai: Plot floor.
Roosevelt: lbwMimi katesHug2
cgwonder: like the stuff at the beginning with the creepy guy in you house staring around you from the staircase was genuinely scary, but it's just lost all of that now
Rockario: Oh, that's why you couldd only pull from one side. So you couldn't get run over at that part
circusofkirkus: han solo?
orbitaltuna: let it go
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: @Sheikun07 please give your kitty "hello" pets from me
ieva_art: why does this look like until dawn
PharaohBender27: katesWat
Earthenone: welcome to the mines of borea
BusTed: yeeeet
TheInnsanity: YEET
kumatsu: D E A D
Juliamon: That ain't how hearts work... oh, ok
gibbousm: Boss Fight?
Pteraspidomorphi: No we could see your heart
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Lyinginbedmon: TWO! WHOLE! YEARS!
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IsThis___Art: we JUST established that's not where the heart is
PlusDY: aaaand ded
KV1NN4: QUICK get Arya Stark!!
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oyleslyck: why would you even want to touch that?
Wodar9: how did we live that throw?
Mysticman89: he's the night king from GoT
bv310: Boss fight!
noSmokeFire: punching in dreams
ThorSokar: he been doin' pushups!
gamercat88: YEET
patrick_stonecrusher: YEET
theonlyangelx: oh, this is the ice temple boss fight
Wodar9: NO
PlusDY: gun time?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Tossed like a rag doll!
Feltic: How are you not dead after being thrown so far?
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh
Kramburger: V I D E O G A M E B U L L S H I T
Mysticman89: he literally just touched you
Camail: but he already touched you
Erudite_Cynic: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
TehAmelie: you done got yote
Nigouki: Thanks for the HahaThink @lyinginbedmon
cgwonder: he just DID touch you?????
Camail: you defeated your own premise before the fight started
JPattemore: How is our back not broken?
theonlyangelx: we had fire, now ice... has there been grass or something
ehsteveG: These Kolin mains are the worst
asthanius: STYLE
Shirts_: this game is so bad... why do I still love it?
PlusDY: wheelerHub
Pteraspidomorphi: Is he russian?
Camail: STYLE
BusTed: 360 no scope
bv310: Platforming!
oyleslyck: parkour
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm a bit lost
theonlyangelx: that's less scary yeah
e_bloc: great animation
kumatsu: dude's skateboarding towards you
TehAmelie: the game is suddenly too loud
Camail: waaah
PlusDY: Ah! A russian!
cgwonder: raaaaar
Kramburger: FUCK👏THIS👏GAME👏
TheInnsanity: LOL
Camail: ahahahaahHAHAHA
cgwonder: get REKT
theonlyangelx: HA
BusTed: Hahaha.
bowsin_durrows: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
Ryenji: LUL
e_bloc: gottem bois
noSmokeFire: ur ded
gibbousm: failed the QTE
Dix: Fuck you QTE
patrick_stonecrusher: nice Gumby slide bruh
Ubiki: QTES
PlusDY: git gud
seth_erickson: LUL
ieva_art: f
oyleslyck: "wasted"
ghostvalv: :O
Sheikun07: lrrWOW
Shirts_: quick time death
MuadDab: REALLY?
Camail: why was that even a qte
BrokenGolem: katesTry
monakai: "gaming"
asthanius: Quite Terrible Entertainment
Earthenone: i guess we die?
BusTed: He was doing so good.
circusofkirkus: Man of Medan, all over again
theonlyangelx: fake gamer Ben "Gineering" Ulmer
Laboons_beard: This is just a haunted hay ride through a mine
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wompwomp
Kramburger: !game SUCKS!
Draynus: unarmeGameplay
theonlyangelx: can't even QTE
SquareDotCube: didn't even need QTE
Dog_of_Myth: Ice to you guys!
seth_erickson: Them Old Man Reflexes really got you didn't they
jessieimproved: ooh twitch compression makin the game music suuper lrrFRUMP
Shirts_: lrrWOW indeed
TehAmelie: why isn't Adam on the controls since he's soo good at games lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: Ice to see you
Earthenone: reflexes like a cat he says
bv310: I kind of hate how much I'm enjoying watching you play this
theonlyangelx: I love you Ben:3
Ubiki: thats at least a pretty reasonable checkpoint
oyleslyck: lrn2quicktime
seth_erickson: Horror
theonlyangelx: ~magic~
PlusDY: Why is Doctor Manhattan chasing you
kumatsu: the door closing totally was close enough to chop your legs off
philippekav: raaaar
cgwonder: everyone know that chase sequences with QTEs are the highest form of gaming
Dezinkled: and why does the door closing this time matter
seth_erickson: The real Horror was the doors that closed along the way
Shirts_: becuase another window opened
noSmokeFire: soooo who's Gilman?
Dog_of_Myth: Super strong magic guy completely stopped by door
j0xer: blame shenmue for the fantastic innovation of quicktime events
Dedwrekka: Wait a minute! He didn't have gills at all!
theonlyangelx: why is that statipose thing even supposed to be scary?
Zath_: You can do sports and video games you know
Camail: mechanics!
bv310: Oh good, he has a death wave
asthanius: It sucks because people obviously spent a lot of time and effort on these games that just aren't fun
circusofkirkus: a work of art :P
Mysticman89: I don't think the game knows
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: Rubbish, Adam. This game is rubbish.
theonlyangelx: mechanic introduction simulator 2019
TheMerricat: I could have been a contender! :-P EleGiggle100
philippekav: yeah because metal is soo good at stopping cold
DiscordianTokkan: So, first boss was Fire Cloud Preacher and now... Ice Miner?
TehAmelie: ha, i've been putting off playing games to write nonstop for like three days and it sucks
patrick_stonecrusher: uuuuuggghhhhh RuleFive
Camail: why do you know that
Earthenone: lrrHEART
PlusDY: Oh no it's Ben's biggest weakness, a crank!
cgwonder: yeah getting a tutorial pop up 6 hours into the game is fucking annoying
Kramburger: Ben, you can be in shape and play games too. Just gotta ease back on the nuggiest and pick up and put down some weights or something
ehsteveG: oh my god pick a thing!
BusTed: Quite the gear ratio there.
IsThis___Art: my GOD this dialogue
stateofcomatose: I honestly think that this game was made on a bet about how many mechanics they could shove into one title
Shirts_: ok now this is kinda cool
patrick_stonecrusher: penninent
PlusDY: g a m e p l a y
seth_erickson: Gameplay
MuadDab: We playing limbo now folks
theonlyangelx: spooky
TheInnsanity: at least it's timed well
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: the high-stakes music has absolutely nothing to do with the "gameplay"
circusofkirkus: actively gaming
patrick_stonecrusher: pennitent man
Shirts_: I'd almost call it chill
gamercat88: actively game over here
Dix: Hello yes. I am gamesm'n
Earthenone: is this... gaming?
PlusDY: uh oh, GAMER alert
bv310: *Gameplay* sha sha sha
frogomb: when all your mage does is spam frost nova
Kramburger: Status Report: Gamin'
DiscordianTokkan: Take THAT White Walker!
Lyinginbedmon: Missed
gibbousm: well it was worth a shot
Wodar9: You had a pickaxe this whole time
cgwonder: literally the only good thing i have to say about this game is that the house looked like a real person's house. that's it.
Ubiki: you got it the last time the miner ghost killed you
BusTed: bonk
BlueChloroplast: ROFL
theonlyangelx: well, now you're dead
oyleslyck: writing! tada!
bv310: We've been yeeted again
BusTed: thx pops
batsmcgee: This scooby doo game is weird
j0xer: deus ex machina'd again
monakai: I am very confused.
Jovh11: Elite heartstabber gamer Ben
theonlyangelx: who, me?
MuadDab: Dad ex machina
PharaohBender27: You're not the only one, @monakai
e_bloc: Corgo100 that was cool
circusofkirkus: I am so confused
cgwonder: probably actually our dad
Wodar9: It is a ZOMBIE
theonlyangelx: isn't this the fire boss that we gunned?
OksanaSean: Thanks dad!!!
BusTed: Just like a zombie.
Wodar9: so it is clearly the head
Himyul: This guy is way cooler than you
Camail: macheady
Earthenone: guy in the hat seems to be playing a better game than us
Nigouki: why does our character even need to be there if that machete tophat man takes care of everything?
PlusDY: Her heart's out! We can end this!
Rockario: "His hearts out! We can endd this
wickcandle1873: daddy?
Kramburger: I feel like this game is two half-finished projects the the developer smushed together
ehsteveG: to be fair machete's to the head is EVERYONE'S weaknes
TheInnsanity: what is this camera
Rockario: @PlusDY Same joke!
Rynehawk: hug?
jujujanie: Lol good one
Kramburger: FLY, YOU FOOLS
noSmokeFire: eat it?
Camail: but why
Wodar9: Everyone knows that the head is the weakpoint
circusofkirkus: eat it
Erudite_Cynic: KALI MA
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
gelatosquid: that second stab seemed unnecessary
cgwonder: he's been mentioned enough that i reckon it is him. and the fact that he's called Hyde is a not so subtle indication that he's got a dark side
BusTed: Is this like a finish your vegetables sort of situation or...
gibbousm: ????
Lyinginbedmon: Don't leave him hanging guys
DiscordianTokkan: You, uh, wanna bite of this?
Ubiki: you hit that pillar with your head so hard it broke and your... just... fine
gelatosquid: after his head was split in half
kumatsu: Dad was trying to give us Ice Powers
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Oh look, he *hearts* you!
Trymantha: wow way to not take his gift he got you
PharaohBender27: You . . . you were supposed to take the heart!
stateofcomatose: This game SUCKS
orbitaltuna: definitely brussel sprouts
gibbousm: Is there a story here?
Camail: no, the game is baby
cgwonder: no Ben, this game sucks
oyleslyck: the writing is atrocious
patrick_stonecrusher: Kano wins. Fatality!
circusofkirkus: Lassie!
j0xer: how did they have the money to make this game so long and so bad?
Pal_Friendpatine: After the guy saved us I would have started running then
OksanaSean: Dad is Kano.
e_bloc: you may have baby brains but the game still honks
asthanius: Adam proved his brain's huge in the latest RQ episode
Earthenone: you seem to be in a well, actually
Omega_Lairon: "Am I so out of touch? No... it's the writers who are wrong
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: This is NOT art
circusofkirkus: call Lassie
IsThis___Art: no, the game is too baby
Nigouki: well well well....
Decaped: this game is yaearrggh
ThorSokar: To quote noted Big Brain Man Adam Savidan: THIS GAME SUCKS
TheInnsanity: chaincuffed?
seth_erickson: We got to baby brain gamers on our hand
Naarius: And why is the bucket glowy
DiscordianTokkan: Is this just a Saw game now?
Bearcat1019: !uptime
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Rhynerd: I wonder if here’s just standing back there like “should I box this up for you then?”
Mysticman89: did you find all the lemons in the layer of fear 2? that was kinda interesting.
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Camail: neither
wickcandle1873: knife!
Dog_of_Myth: That is not how to get a head in life
Wodar9: Cut off your own hand!
PharaohBender27: Well, I need to head to dinner soon. Have a good evening/applicable other time of day, everyone! katesWave
bv310: I thought that was a katana for a second and I was really sad
e_bloc: I choo choo choose you
seth_erickson: Well I've always thought this game was bad
jujujanie: Yuck
Wodar9: NO
BrindleBoar: I could see the protagonist doing that, he is *real* dumb
NimrodXIV: phrasing
monakai: Yup, that's how that works.
Camail: use the serrated side
BusTed: This is just like making curry in Pokemon.
Lord_Hosk: that would not work!
kumatsu: was honestly expecting the corpse to go at us
TheInnsanity: free knife!
TehAmelie: go Robert Liston
theonlyangelx: come on, there's been corpses everywhere and THIS is what sets him off?
Wodar9: The other side of the knife was for cutting like that
DiscordianTokkan: This game is so badf
Ubiki: just casually cut bone
Shirts_: now look for the keys on the cop
Kramburger: You or the game? That's like asking if I want to eat a delicious pizza or a swarm of wasps?
Rynehawk: baby brain would have cut your own hand. you're good.
Jovh11: I got to hand it to you guys that was a pretty daring escape
cgwonder: note to self- if I ever need to leave someone handcuffed to a dead body, dont leave a huge knife conveniently near them/
PlusDY: Wait a minute I've seen this twilight zone episode
gamercat88: ahh a nice butter knife
Himyul: truth, justice, and threedom for all!
CompletelyUnsure: Wasn't this the same dude who was saying he's a badass chasing the soviet spy, why all squemish now
Earthenone: i hope we knock ourselves out with these rocks
monakai: Game over.
Alahmnat: oh hey, they left us with the infinite rock bucket
karpma: kobe
circusofkirkus: rebound!
Camail: can you soft lock
DiscordianTokkan: Good thing those rocks are styrofoam
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Hits you on the head: You are dead
Wodar9: What if we run out of rocks?
ehsteveG: lary bird, hello
Skajetolaf: Almost as smooth as throwing an m&m
e_bloc: buckets
Camail: if you throw all the rocks away are you stuck
bv310: Bucket klonks you in the head, game over
theonlyangelx: use rock on chain
Juliamon: We determined last week that the rocks respawn
e_bloc: it's a deep game
Himyul: this is just a regular wellness checkup
frogomb: well... you rock
Camail: you almost fell 4 feet
Kramburger: This doesn't look like it's going... WELL
asthanius: what
Earthenone: we can just build a staircase with our infinite rocks
Mysticman89: thankfully you are spiderman
Camail: that would've made you hurt a bit
0x6772: Rock climbing: totally a quick time event.
IsThis___Art: @Kramburger OH U
BusTed: Should have had a levitate spell.
PlusDY: I feel like this game is trying to be fun-bad but it's actually just bad
asthanius: why not just climb the wall from the bottom, theN????????
Lyinginbedmon: Jumpscare?
DiscordianTokkan: Handcuff physics!
Kramburger: @IsThis___Art *Finger Guns*
Sheikun07: I was half hoping someone or something would kick us back in upon reaching the top
BrindleBoar: that's convenient
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SquareDotCube: or just use baked physics
Lyinginbedmon: Those keys were completely invisible
Alness49: Or not have it
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OksanaSean: But the plank supports the bucket. Why can't it support a person?
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ThorSokar: how is his wrist sore, the handcuff wasn't even tight?!
kumatsu: Get back to *Borat voice* My Wife
circusofkirkus: just casually had his machete down in the well
gibbousm: Videogame Logic!
BrindleBoar: because vidya games!
thebasictomato: this game sucks
circusofkirkus: DAMN SOVIETS
TheInnsanity: the machete is too big for hands @ben
theonlyangelx: machetes are for different things to knives
Kramburger: *Ben Intensifies*
Lyinginbedmon: Right tool for the right job, Ben
wickcandle1873: AHHHH! GAME
gamercat88: cuz on a knife can cut
Rhynerd: Why do we still have a machete?
Shamthewow: This game SUCKS!
Jovh11: Drama
DiscordianTokkan: I hate this game
noSmokeFire: can't use a machete in a handcuff, ben
Himyul: that wasn't a wrist chopping machete, Ben
bv310: I blame the soviets
Mysticman89: the machete was in your pants though, you just needed the knife right away
ThorSokar: The illusions of CHOICE
BusTed: slytqShrug
NotCainNorAbel: machetes and knives are used for different things
j0xer: knife was a key in disguise
Himyul: you're not a monster
CamelAttack: Knives and machetes are different tools Ben. :P
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat
Metalupis: i mean, the knife would be better for getting through the wrist
Erudite_Cynic: wait till you have the grappling hook
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Hi Kathleen!!! lrrDARK
Masslost: review for this game is as follows uninstall and never talk about it again
bowsin_durrows: You couldn't reach the machete, clearly.
frogomb: thanks Obama
enki1256: The knife is the key.
PlusDY: You have the machete? Ooh, maybe YOU were the guy with the hat from the past!
Ubiki: when you fell down the well you lost your powerups and when you got out you got them back
Comrademik: hey team. what are the wily Soviets up to now?
Kramburger: maybe we didn't want to blunt the machete
circusofkirkus: That's what the SOVIETS would want you to do, Ben
Rhynerd: Does that make the machete the finesse weapon?
theonlyangelx: Feeling some kind of way
oyleslyck: lrrWOW
Nigouki: knife is for CUT, machete is for CHOP Kappa
Camail: ew
theonlyangelx: get to feel ALL them wrist bones
0x6772: You needed that serrated blade you didn't use.
bv310: Why didn't you keep the knofe
RiverBirch: Y'know what this means
IsThis___Art: hi kafween!
Sheikun07: Hi, Kathleen!
bv310: That's what I want to know
RiverBirch: Your protagonist is fucking crazy
noSmokeFire: graAPPLING HOOK?
stateofcomatose: But is it though?
BrokenGolem: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
theonlyangelx: also hi K, have a great evening!
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHi_SG lrrKATHLEEN lrrDARK kathle3PRISM
Erudite_Cynic: Really inb4 till you have the grappling hook
TehAmelie: machetes ARE usually pretty blunt
Omega_Lairon: "I don't wanna get gross corpse juice on my sweet machete... better use this dinky knife"
PlusDY: America is all about the the freedom to use knives for hand-chopping
wickcandle1873: lrrEFF
Uppercaseccc: bye Kathleen
DiscordianTokkan: Bye Kathleen!
theonlyangelx: bye K!
Ubiki: bye Kathleen
silvalunae: kathleen has left the chat
Alahmnat: bye Kathleen!
OksanaSean: Because it's a cool game
Kramburger: Those communists want to SHARE SHIT, they must be stopped!
wickcandle1873: well. cam is doing communism cop. sooooooooo
IsThis___Art: bye kafween!
BrindleBoar: ADAM WHY
TehAmelie: "honk"
jessieimproved: are there any soviets tho?
bv310: They kept Farfetch'd in, they probably honk
Uppercaseccc: wow Ben I dident know you where one of thoes PkmN fans
iconicshadow89: the soviet was inside us all along
Comrademik: ah yes, my favourite Pokemon, pokemon
bowsin_durrows: We *HAVE* been one the whole time. Kappa
anamelessdog: Adam is a Russian Spy!
asthanius: I mean, unless we've been chasing a CIA agent because this game has a shitty twist
e_bloc: you were gone for 100 years
seth_erickson: Chat what is your favorite peppermint candy and why is it the round peppermint ball things
silvalunae: drugs happened to you
theonlyangelx: i was in a spooky wood, or maybe and enchanted swamp
Earthenone: decrotive flashlight
Jovh11: Would they leave QUANTUM TRACES if they weren't soviets?
Kramburger: Is anyone really upset that they can't bring their fucking Bidoof into Sword & Shield?
bv310: Time for battery mechanics?
patrick_stonecrusher: so I'm hoping the game makes you work the Enigma machine again :p
noSmokeFire: you can't just STEAL a flashlight, ben
Mysticman89: sorry hun, I went on adrunken bender in the shed again.
Rockario: That's not a flashlight, it's a signpost lrrBEEJ
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: That flashlight is not for you
Camail: laziest level design ever
Nefarious_Ned: but it's 'lighting the way'
Omega_Lairon: Just milling around
blip2004: its a waterwheel from the Mine
Metalupis: just roll with it adam
Himyul: a wizard did it
bowsin_durrows: Tornado.
ArgentumFlare: Flood knocked it downstream
bv310: I am a little sad I can't get Bulbasaur, but it's not going to stop me
Alahmnat: "lead the player with light"
Alahmnat: "no, not like that"
PlusDY: it's waiting for a blue mage
jessieimproved: It's a quest marker
itomeshi: And now, here's Waterwheel.
DiscordianTokkan: I blame... Russia!
Biomonkey01: It's a communist water wheel. It communisted its way up there
Himyul: someone pulled it out to effect repairs, then got eaten by a ghost
wickcandle1873: the real soviets were the friends we made along the way
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0x6772: NOW he's worried?
Nefarious_Ned: Oh man, y'all are still playing Blair Witch?
aldruon: Adam, what in your life makes sense if you really think about it?
bv310: I've left MY WIFE alone
theonlyangelx: she IS the maniac!
seth_erickson: DId that sign say anything
Blinkey17: soviets and ice zombies are fine, but the line has to get drawn at that wheel
ThorSokar: There should be a bulding for it nearby, but there was not, because as Adam said, this game SUCKS
Shirts_: are we the maniac on the loose?
silvalunae: should've kept them separated
ShortForPhill: i got some bad news my dude
ArgentumFlare: Oh right this game. Horror game feat, quantum entanglement camera
orbitaltuna: pregante
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doctorslapnuts: I have no context except communism spooky
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kumatsu: So have we done something on our wife being a Soviet agent yet?
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Funky_Abigail: BOO!!!!
asthanius: gregnant
silvalunae: can u become pregante
Omega_Lairon: "She wasn't immediately in the foyer! Time for panic!!"
circusofkirkus: is she still dancing upstairs?
noSmokeFire: la esposa pregante
Earthenone: those door curtain things are so dumb
Nefarious_Ned: pregernet?!
Biomonkey01: Poor choice of music change considering all you did was enter an empty hallway
monakai: I forgot how bad our house is.
Sheikun07: I forgot how silly the house decor is
theonlyangelx: the fucking Fringes have a hit on them
Himyul: those curtains are spoopy
ArgentumFlare: Pergernat
theonlyangelx: that KILLS me!
IsThis___Art: she form babby?
bv310: The door curtains tre the realest thing in here
Phailhammer: Am wife gregnart?
jessieimproved: omg she's not in the mudroom!!!
TehAmelie: how is babbie crate
frogomb: I prefer wrestler sting over music sting
Driosenth: cheer100 close the outside door ben, you weren't raised in a barn.
patrick_stonecrusher: oh yeah forgot those awful door curtains
Nefarious_Ned: That video gets me EVERY TIME
BlueChloroplast: this house is HUGE
ArgentumFlare: Was our car still in the driveway?
theonlyangelx: spooky buddha!
BrindleBoar: why do you have so many of that dog painting
ArgentumFlare: She could have just... left?
ThorSokar: how are there doors locked from you in your own house?
DiscordianTokkan: Random... Buddha?
Nefarious_Ned: Yeet the buddha!
Earthenone: well, actually
Lyinginbedmon: Genetics
theonlyangelx: dude
monakai: Why are we crossed eyed?
seth_erickson: a stream of blood
theonlyangelx: she knows there's a Maniac
RiverBirch: Had
Himyul: such lies! It was a well!
noSmokeFire: a stream FULL OF BLOOD
circusofkirkus: definitely down tell the truth
circusofkirkus: *don't
asthanius: Why is our wife so blurry up close?
bv310: Man, her hair is doing some stuff
circusofkirkus: sort of
Earthenone: we might have cut his hand off
BusTed: He gave me a hand.
theonlyangelx: she's got that good filter on
blip2004: oh man, who wants to bet the wife is pregnant with the devil
Rynehawk: her name is blurryface and she doesnt care what you think
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: You know that car you have outside? You should get in it and leave.
OksanaSean: She still wearing the same clothes?
Nefarious_Ned: ELBOWS!
e_bloc: I do think. all the time.
noSmokeFire: there's something wrong with her face. it's....blurry? double-exposed?
Omega_Lairon: That's some... real bad gesticulating >_>
Nefarious_Ned: Those...those elbows....
DiscordianTokkan: Ah yes, the child kept in your upper thighs, by the gestures
Blinkey17: the keys being right next to the top of the well makes me thing they didn't want to fix it flailing about and got rid of whatever plans they had for it after the hand cutting
theonlyangelx: oh fuck you dude
Camail: her clothing design is a bit...needless
TheInnsanity: "oh these uncalm women"
theonlyangelx: I hate this protag
Rynehawk: bright side - got away with being out late
Lyinginbedmon: Ever notice how video game espionage is always Dramatically more involved than actual espionage?
patrick_stonecrusher: Buddah no!
IsThis___Art: her face reminds me of Nicole's shiny helmet-hair from Dead Space
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Side note that was some dope pomegranate wallapaper
Earthenone: joyride!
bv310: Has anyone ever said "She needs to calm down" and not been a big piece of shith about it?
bowsin_durrows: I think we killed Buddha.
BusTed: shimmy shimmy shimmy
circusofkirkus: [Rotate to find hidden message]
BlueChloroplast: @bv310 I don't think so
TheInnsanity: the fuck is a second degree burglary
circusofkirkus: portable typewriter
BrindleBoar: Ben don't think about it
wickcandle1873: Games
Sheikun07: He has a pocket typewriter
asthanius: He has very good handwriting
Perivale: He borrowed yours
DiscordianTokkan: Cop Cars could have typewriters I guess
gamercat88: umm dont you keep a typewriter in your back pocket, i do
TheMerricat: <message deleted>@TheInnsanity
bv310: Quantum typewriter
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: There were suitcase typewriters
Perivale: Dum Dum Dum
Alahmnat: why was this in the glove box?
BusTed: mindblowing
Dix: lol
theonlyangelx: such stories
wickcandle1873: Would they tho
DiscordianTokkan: This sleeper agent SUCKS
patrick_stonecrusher: the Hyde family.... FailFish
j0xer: he's the scout from team fortress ofc he sucks
jschunx: such hand gestures, though
Camail: hey, i'm an adam
theonlyangelx: i hope this is foreshadowing to us cutting off his fingers
Rockario: He's not a real sheriff, look at the backwards logo
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
theonlyangelx: i like adams!
seth_erickson: I told you what would happen with this story
Nigouki: HAHAHAH\
theonlyangelx: they're cute :3
BrindleBoar: uh
noSmokeFire: the protagonist is definitely a paranoid schizophrenic, nad the reveal will HONK
TheExactSame: oh. that was a golden look
Juliamon: So a second-degree burglary is basically someone who started to burgle and backed out
Sheikun07: That side eye!
Himyul: Yeah, Adam is more of a smart-ass Kappa
shurtal: Thanks for the HahaCat @dedwrekka
Lyinginbedmon: Comrades?
cgwonder: PROOF
gibbousm: Lenin Lighter
jessieimproved: The dialog in this game though lrrSPOOP_TK
theonlyangelx: Leninighter
Nigouki: OH MY GOD
IsThis___Art: your brain is exponential!
bowsin_durrows: He's a smartass, not a dumbass.
shurtal: Thanks for the HahaThink @oyleslyck
Rynehawk: COMMIES
belladante_: HOLY SHIT
PlusDY: !clip
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM lrrBEN lrrAWESOME
Ristow: not all adams are dumbasses, but all dumbasses are adams
philippekav: wait what
TheMerricat: <message deleted>@LoadingReadyRun Adam, you are the best at car hangman I've ever seen, you can't be a dumbass.
Erudite_Cynic: FFS
Nigouki: Lenin AND the double headed eagle
AranMathai: That's.... too on the nose.
Rockario: Wait, shit, now I think I'm actually right
Nigouki: holy fuck
Jovh11: This is amazing
wickcandle1873: The real communist was the communism we made along the communism
noSmokeFire: spoiler: the new episode is a delight
breathlessisthehunt: Omg the episode was so good
ArgentumFlare: Honestly, my father suffered from paranoia and our protag is very sounding very much like him
Kramburger: Yeah new road quest proves Adam has the BIGGEST brain seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Baldrash: The Discord lets us talk about it. :P
Dedwrekka: Is the Hyde name too on the nose?
orbitaltuna: because the other chairs had tegridy
Rynehawk: she's in there with the budda
bv310: Honestly, locking you out is the right call for her
Alahmnat: I'd lock us out too
CamelAttack: The real horror is the ending when we realize we were the capatalists the whole time
TehAmelie: spoiler: things happen in the episode that would be fun to talk about
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Sheikun07: It said you could "Examine" the lighter
Sheikun07: the COMMUNIST lighter
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you could open the backseat doors too.
ArgentumFlare: Adam, no spoilers but you have my favorite moment in RQ by FAR
noSmokeFire: a railroad implies a clear, straightforward path
Sheikun07: welp
Camail: WHY
BusTed: worth
circusofkirkus: a "DUMMY" sherrif
Dedwrekka: Why does it feel like this game is trying to tell 14 stories at once?
theonlyangelx: eughhh
patrick_stonecrusher: Hyde is so on the nose it's gonna need facial reconstruction surgery
asthanius: HE'S A MORON]
seth_erickson: LUL
theonlyangelx: duuuuuude
itomeshi: I..... what?
seth_erickson: Spectacular
Rynehawk: life imitates art
Shirts_: what did he say?
DiscordianTokkan: This hurts my brain.
orbitaltuna: he's a nerd spy
stateofcomatose: Guys can we stop this, it is actually hurting my head lo
Mysticman89: yeah its just my uncle. I am a full blooded american though
Comrademik: this guy sucks!
seth_erickson: He's not a spy he's a decoder
Sheikun07: Look, he needed a job and his uncle knew a guy...
Kramburger: He's a code cracker, not an analyst. He's a maths nerd
circusofkirkus: check under the hood?
bv310: Honestly, the cutscene from the beginning where this guy died is way more satisfying in retrospect
noSmokeFire: Watch + Spoop
e_bloc: I must know what the shitty ending is
Earthenone: !findquote quit
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DiscordianTokkan: I totally can
Diabore: this guy is good with computers and watched a few james bond movies @loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: Sunk-cost fallacy in full effect
itomeshi: It's like his parents tried to have him stay in bed a night by telling him that if he touched the floor, the nasty Russians under his bed would get him.
stateofcomatose: Adam, I wouldn't have gotten this far lol
Mysticman89: when do we go back to the adventure book? Ben needs to cast levitate more.
Mister_Hush: I bail on bad movies after about 20 minutes, but I've gone as deep as 40 before
circusofkirkus: Let's Sunken-Cost Fallacy
Kramburger: Twitch Chat is immune to the Sunk Cost Fallacy
FadedOverseer: It’s not Sure Let’s Stop!
DiscordianTokkan: Windmill slam Road to Avonlea
ehsteveG: Little House, hands down
Comrademik: I come from a long line of quitters
Dedwrekka: Anne of Green Gables
bv310: Little House windmill slam
j0xer: both a 3x older than ben
DiscordianTokkan: Because at LEAST it was Canadian
TheMerricat: road to avonleee.
Comrademik: it's a miracle I'm even here
Nigouki: i just need both timelines to converge on secret nazi science and it'll be complete
CompletelyUnsure: To be fair, you don't know how far deep you're in too. This could be a Persona 5 length game for all you know.
DigitalSeahorse: RtA
Kramburger: CHOOSE CORI
Rynehawk: i walked out of planet of the apes (wahlberg version) 45 minutes in. its never too late to save a life
wickcandle1873: little house
Lord_Hosk: Dr Quin
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Honestly I kind wish these were two different games. One going full in on the communist spy thriller, and one on the past ghost story mystery.
seenoham: Dr Quin
TheExactSame: clipped this because adam nailed the look
Skajetolaf: Love the hair Cori
Kramburger: Dr Quinn, not even close
bv310: Lonesome Dove!
BrokenGolem: def dr quinn
TheMerricat: I agree with Coir
seth_erickson: I've seen none of these shows
e_bloc: snap off dr quinn
DiscordianTokkan: Totally Dr. Quinn, and Mr. Dressup
TheMerricat: Cori even
BusTed: What about Highway to Heaven or Touched By An Angel?
IsThis___Art: hi Cori!
TehAmelie: Dr Quinn was on Swedish TV so you know it had wide appeal
gibbousm: Which LRR member would survive the longest in an actual horror scenario and why is it Beej?
wordmogul: Dr. Quinn
Rockario: Which is the best TV Anne of Green Gables?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCORI lrrCORI lrrCORI
lighting_bolt_123: are these all B movies
DiscordianTokkan: Ugh, neither
gamercat88: northern exposure OR murder she wrote
Mysticman89: time travelling communists?
monakai: Dawson's Creek.
CompletelyUnsure: EZ 7th Heaven
wickcandle1873: dawsons creek
patrick_stonecrusher: @rynehawk but Aperaham Lincoln...!
DigitalSeahorse: D
Baldrash: Neither. Gilmore Girls all day.
EvilBadman: was gonna say you were only going with Lonesome Dove as a Bret Hart mark
0x6772: Is "No" an acceptable answer to these binaries?
Kramburger: Dawson's Creek, 7th Heaven was preachy as FUCK
ArgentumFlare: The OC or 90210?
wickcandle1873: wrong
iconicshadow89: 1864
PlusDY: 1864
j0xer: step by step or family matters
noSmokeFire: 1864
ThorSokar: 1864
ehsteveG: James Van der beek for life
DigitalSeahorse: brb
Shirts_: yeah 7th heaven
Rynehawk: put the hands in the shape of a hammer and sickle
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Kramburger: Fuck, Adam would have so much fun with a PAX AUS LRR panel.
bv310: Dawson's Creek, James Vanderbeel playing a teenager while looking like he's 40 is great
Alahmnat: well this explains why the fireplace was red in the quantum bullshit scanner
monakai: Thank you, Ben. You have manners.
shadowbow464: seventh heaven makes me feels old.
frogomb: The Muppet show or fraggle rock?
jrhwhite: Gawd Ben, jeeze
seth_erickson: Actively Puzzling
TehAmelie: i think Dawson is the main reason why i think 25-50 year old people look like teenagers
Comrademik: do it you coward
Mikiao: Australians might worship you like a giant baby god Adam
theonlyangelx: yesss Adam
Kramburger: If Australians are your people, WHY DO YOU STREAM at #AM AUS TIME, ADAM
lighting_bolt_123: nah cheif your Brazilian
Trymantha: Have you ever drunked beer out of a shoe Adam?
theonlyangelx: visit ussss
Kramburger: 3AM
PlusDY: Jesus is always the answer, Ben
Wodar9: @Adam Private Party or The Street Profits
Comrademik: come to Australia if you want an ass kicking
wickcandle1873: muppet
xantos69: So...Not Canada?
Metalupis: muppet show hands down
AranMathai: Fraggle Rock. Heathens.
Catastrophil: I could say a lot of terrible things about my people here, but sure
bv310: Fraggle Rock!
Perivale: Its time to play the music
ArgentumFlare: Thats coward talk
e_bloc: cant you?
e_bloc: thats quitter talk Savidan
Earthenone: your an adult, you can do whatever you want
Kramburger: Found the Fake Australian Fan
theonlyangelx: 6 PM is a good australia hour
Funky_Abigail: Yessss! Adam! Come to Australia for the next PAXAus, we will kidnap you and adopt you because we love you.
Nefarious_Ned: did i hear 24 hour stream?
bv310: The Elite or the New Day
lighting_bolt_123: coward
IsThis___Art: Adam needs his beauty sleep
Wodar9: Easy New Day
v_nome: Muppet Show or Muppet Show but with large bemuscled men?
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: @Kramburger the threat of fires don't have you awake in the AM to watch Ben stream?
MitchTheQuaker: you see if it were me i would simply stream at night
wickcandle1873: DOIT
e_bloc: oh you like australia? name 4 kangaroos
Kramburger: Do it, Coward. you won't
theonlyangelx: nooo, don't ban Kram, he's cool!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Okay, be honest chat- how many just clapped along to fragile rock as Ben sang?
belladante_: fun fact: Fraggle Rock was conceived as a show to end all war
gamercat88: Gargoyles or Batman The Animated Series?
ArgentumFlare: Pokemon or Digimon?
eric_christian_berg: Dance you chairs away!
Metalupis: go to the cylander
Uppercaseccc: The new day or the hardys?
jschunx: so, is the puzzle to align the year and letter on the wheel?
erloas: I'm on an odd schedule, so the last part of my night it's only Aussies streaming at that point
Dezinkled: the circle thing under it
stateofcomatose: Adam you asked earlier if I would quit this far in, the answer is that I would not have gone this far in the first place
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think all you need to do is use the year + letters on the dial t
Kramburger: @RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt Not just yet
Metalupis: set the date and letter on the dial
jschunx: so, set it to 1773, and C
Bus_NA: The years on the circle
theonlyangelx: eugh, codes
Wodar9: Use the Dial
Rockario: Beachcombers or Danger Bay?
TheInnsanity: @adam is this a dumb question?
DiscordianTokkan: I guess match the circle pair line thing with the date
eric_christian_berg: Rude.
DiscordianTokkan: Saved by the Bell
BlueChloroplast: each number corresponds to a letter is what the game said
Metalupis: saved by the bell
Perivale: Saved by the bell no contest
BusTed: Saved By The Bell
lighting_bolt_123: mabye , when Jesus was born
ArgentumFlare: Saved by the bell, by a long shot
e_bloc: saved by the bell not close
Omthebox: Just because you cant answer it, doesn't mean its a dumb question. OpieOP
Uppercaseccc: save by the bell
Shirts_: save bby the bell
XedMada: Zack Morris is Trash
Baldrash: I've never even heard of California Dreams. >_>
DiscordianTokkan: No Contest,
gelatosquid: I've never heard of any of these things wtf's with you boomers
EvilBadman: what the heck is California dream
jschunx: so align the 1773 with the silver C
iconicshadow89: 1823+M
BusTed: Pretty sure, preppy.
Lord_Hosk: Voltron or Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
ehsteveG: Good Times or The Jeffersons
e_bloc: not close to being close imo
TheMerricat: what even was california dreams? Was that a canadian show?
iconicshadow89: 1410+N
PlusDY: y'know, we could settle this with a twitch poll...
DiscordianTokkan: Saved by the Bell, or California RAISINS
lighting_bolt_123: Fargo or house of cards
BusTed: BBBB was dumb
seenoham: beatle borgs
ArgentumFlare: Big. Bad. Beetle. Bords
j0xer: this is a ranking stream now
Perivale: The saved by the bell episode where the swimmer gets addicted to paracetemol is the best episode of any show ever
FarronTheRed: Didn't expect my loyalties to be tested tonight, ADAM.
Dix: Beetleborgs has NOT aged well
tergonis: beetle borgs for theme song, power rangers for content
theonlyangelx: yeah i was gonna say "what else is new, Adam"
jrhwhite: Did you ever have Adam?
Shirts_: ok that one is to hard for me to choose
Juliamon: Hey Dude or Salute Your Shorts
ArgentumFlare: Dumb in the BEST way
Uppercaseccc: Vr troppers
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: @Kramburger ahh. well, I hope they continue to stay away
BusTed: It was a bad american spinoff
wickcandle1873: oh no
Mister_Hush: Yo that bettleborg turned GOLD
Dix: Juliamon Salute Your Shorts with a motherbussing BULLET
Nigouki: inner ring C?
noSmokeFire: inner ring?
seenoham: @BusTed It was the best form of dumb.
AranMathai: I think you need to line it up with the inner circle? O.o
Dezinkled: then its E
TheMerricat: you have the dial set wrong
Mikiao: Magic School Bus or Wishbone?
belladante_: you did the wrong thing
frogomb: TNG or Quantum Leap?
patrick_stonecrusher: Tatooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills!
Metalupis: set 1773 to match inner
Mister_Hush: that's how you knew he was a pimp, he turned GOLD
Wodar9: Maybe the inner circle
kmack47: saved by the bell. get your head in thegame adam
Uppercaseccc: mo wait superhuman samurai syber squad
asthanius: Get the letter on the inner ring
DiscordianTokkan: Here's a hard one for me, Freakazoid or The Tick
theonlyangelx: cowards
pearcesi: It’s E
Shirts_: what is poggers I keep hearing it
BrindleBoar: POGQXZ
theonlyangelx: PogSad
TehAmelie: TURNIP
itomeshi: can you spell.... russia?
IsThis___Art: POGRSZ
BusTed: Pogisy
noSmokeFire: POGIS
Omthebox: Its Latain
ThorSokar: maybe the c has to be on the center ring?
tergonis: morrisy's cousin?
Mister_Hush: Pjorg! Pogisi!
jschunx: align with the inner C
jschunx: not the outer C
belladante_: ben set the dial to match the inner wring
Raketon: @DiscordianTokkan Freakazoid, without question
Rhynerd: Welcome to Pogisy.
space_turbulence: i havenxt thought about BBBB in YEARS but I sure did love that show
IsThis___Art: that just made me laugh too hard
SquareDotCube: hah, they baked the AO with the slide still in place
pearcesi: Align rod with inner c
EvilBadman: The center one doesn't move
Kramburger: Adam, if you ever want to start an argument in Aus, ask what a battered & deep fried slice of potato is called, or what people wear when they swim
asthanius: 1823 M
jschunx: if only the UI were more accomidating
bv310: Watch it be EMERGE
jschunx: what was that about NOT QUITTING Adam?
InkyGhoast: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @knightofsainttraft
Mikiao: Oh wait....Wishbone or Ghostwriter?
Dezinkled: G
asthanius: G
Metalupis: g
orbitaltuna: as long as it's not the bees inside
bv310: Awww, no soul read for me
circusofkirkus: but then you cheated not only the game, but yourself Adam Kappa
itomeshi: yes
BusTed: Kingsmen
Metalupis: Kingmen
theonlyangelx: Egg
ArgentumFlare: Kingsmen
Kramburger: Kingsman
itomeshi: Kingsmen
PlusDY: E G G M A N
jrhwhite: Kingsmen
Rynehawk: green eggs and ham?
pearcesi: It’s G
IsThis___Art: Eggman
bv310: I'm psyched for the prequel
orbitaltuna: king'sdude
EvilBadman: Sonic the Hedgehog
ShortForPhill: maybe the real best inside was the f-king ciphers we solved along the way
eric_christian_berg: Chat = Keepers of Popular Wisdom
Alahmnat: egress
Argumentable: ego waffles
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are these our keywords to activate us?
PlusDY: This is secretly a Sonic game
Camail: well played adam
MitchTheQuaker: egoist?
Metalupis: egoist
Earthenone: egoist?
Bus_NA: Egoist?
Nefarious_Ned: egoism?
asthanius: INNER letter
MitchTheQuaker: i got there 1st cowards
Shirts_: egoism
Rynehawk: EGO BAD
DiscordianTokkan: Leggoist my Eggoist
orbitaltuna: golden compass came to mind
EvilBadman: Try Rapscallion
e_bloc: eggos
Mysticman89: leggo my eggo
eric_christian_berg: EGO SMASH!
jschunx: you not be arrogant! Ego Bad!
PlusDY: egg yum
theonlyangelx: Id Good
SquareDotCube: ID FRIEND
Earthenone: !bingo
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XedMada: Luso
BusTed: Bluto was from Popeye
XedMada: *Ludo
TheInnsanity: wat
theonlyangelx: ego-sim
orbitaltuna: ANTIOCH
Kramburger: Wait, isn't this *our house*?
e_bloc: egogasm
jschunx: the number thou shalt count is 3!
ehsteveG: Ludo
FarronTheRed: really is!
jrhwhite: Though shalt count to 3
IsThis___Art: are we about to snuff it?
B10H4554RD: Pan
Uppercaseccc: its a holy nade
Driosenth: Not two, not four, but three
cgwonder: give it to jesus!
orbitaltuna: 5
oyleslyck: holy hand grenade of antioch
CompletelyUnsure: David bowie
jrhwhite: 5 is right out
patrick_stonecrusher: 1, 2 ,5!
DiscordianTokkan: We're Resident Evil now, friends
Camail: time to get down with the HRE
bv310: Oh my god it is the Holy Hand Grenade
raven534: Ludo
gibbousm: Bluto is from Popeyes
e_bloc: communism was a red herring
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that a Piece of Eden?
Kramburger: Ludens
theonlyangelx: it's a Russian othordoxy thing
tergonis: or are we assassin's creeding?
OksanaSean: Leggo my ego?
Rynehawk: 0.0
Wodar9: Give it to Jesus first
jschunx: Oh! At first I thought that Jesus statue was flipping you off
Funky_Abigail: No! 3 sir!
Sheikun07: Don't leave Jesus hangin'
Argumentable: Jesus was famous for his grenades
BusTed: Potato tomato
cgwonder: look at his hand?
TheInnsanity: grenade in his hand
monakai: Blutonarrative dissonance.
ieva_art: u cant put it onto jesus?
Kramburger: Now we're safe from Vampires
FarronTheRed: Is this suddenly The Da Vinchi Code?
space_turbulence: put it in Jesus' hand?
EvilBadman: Potato Nelly Fertado
tehlordofelves: Though shall count to 3, and the number of the counting shall be 3
Conyst: And the counting shall be three
eric_christian_berg: Is it the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
ShortForPhill: why
Alahmnat: click on hand, Ben
e_bloc: magnets
gamercat88: twas not holy enough
KV1NN4: you could hang a heavy handpurse on that to hold it down!
raven534: You don't want an explosive full of holes!
bv310: A hidden room? In my House?
ShortForPhill: also, yu totally don't have to check it out
Perivale: !next
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jschunx: Yeah! Dad's engine
asthanius: Father Mo, Terson Death
bowsin_durrows: A hidden room? In *MY* house? It's more likely than you think.
Omega_Lairon: He kileld Father Moterson!
Wodar9: BEAST
PlusDY: something something beast within
Wodar9: roll credits
theonlyangelx: eugh
raven534: That holy wall
BusTed: turns out it's man
e_bloc: yeet
Rynehawk: is that other guy Lemmy? Is this game the origins of motorhead?
jschunx: that book passed straight through the ladder
EvilBadman: You have two faces, one is a beast the other is a beast. you are the beats inside
bv310: The Pest as well
seth_erickson: The Most Dangerous Game the book
BusTed: timecop
Kramburger: Remember that Chris Issac song Wicked game?
Earthenone: speaking of hunting dangerous game, when is iceborne coming out?
tergonis: bring on the boss fight
jschunx: hah, fakeout
e_bloc: Ben has lost Adam completely
Camail: ready your machete
Pharmacistjudge: so chat...what kind of beast is inside you?
ZiggyUchiha: hahahaha
Ubiki: Space Cop
tidehollowcat: "Throw the hand grenade at Jesus" should be a quote.
noSmokeFire: drawer?
theonlyangelx: yay.... thanks horror games
MitchTheQuaker: we found the vidoe game
e_bloc: now we're a real horror game
space_turbulence: "do you get it? Humanity is the real monster! we wanted to make sire you got it so it's also the title."
jschunx: the secret was mental abuse all along
circusofkirkus: GHOST CHAIR
Sheikun07: ghost chair
Wodar9: Wait? Nicolas wrote that in his OWN diary?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're a saint, Nicolas
Perivale: someone must've bingoed by now
bv310: Ghost ladder
space_turbulence: goddamnit horror devs
PlusDY: bring the hand grenade for defense
EvilBadman: Maybe this is Nicolas Sparks
ShortForPhill: let's play catch with jesus
aldruon: you boys are dangerous game. shashasha
Argumentable: This hidden room needs a little flare
Kramburger: My wife has the DSM-IV & V at home, maybe I can be a game developer
bv310: I kind of hope this soft-locks you in the attic
SquareDotCube: It's the horse all over again
belladante_: well we've found which page of the mental health book they're using a s amonster :V
PlusDY: stronk
Laserbeaks_Fury: No, the best part of the horse was the sound it made
TheMerricat: meanwhile the guy waiting at the front door is going. "where is he?"
Wodar9: HAHAH the car is still open
jschunx: oh nooooooooo
Earthenone: get in the bag!
cgwonder: oh how... unexpected
Sheikun07: NINJA
ehsteveG: Good work 47
BusTed: sacked! lrrSACK
EvilBadman: get in the bag!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that one actually made me jump
Garbonzo42: the men in black!
raven534: The best part of the horse was the part where it was a joke that took at least an hour
jrhwhite: Fiend Hunter says "Get in the Bag!"
Driosenth: The Communist have the music
noSmokeFire: !card Fiend Hungter
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Skajetolaf: LUKE
JonnyGlitch: Hi Badam! Hi Chat!
Mysticman89: "To be continued in the beast within 2"
Kramburger: CALLED IT
Camail: Okay
gibbousm: Commie Spies!
theonlyangelx: Ice Phantom!
PlusDY: You father is a communist?
Kramburger: OH FUCK OFF
PlusDY: Oh
orbitaltuna: so are we going back to the opening
JonnyGlitch: Nothing could be my father from the truth
BusTed: thx pops
bv310: Yep, that makes perfect sense
space_turbulence: callllllled it!
BlindProphet32: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
gamercat88: or maybe his dad is just a good spy
ShortForPhill: i have too many questions and not enough shts to give
EvilBadman: He just wore all my dad's clothing. could be anyone
JonnyGlitch: A Nice Phantom?
Ristow: You come upon an Ice Phantom, if you have the Fire Potion turn to page 263
Camail: what kinda of transition is that
bv310: Tip to tail, this is a narrative
Laserbeaks_Fury: It feels like there are 2 distinct games going on here
Rockario: What was the show Adam compared to Cr Quinn?
CompletelyUnsure: Is this the oldentimes dude?
Kramburger: What does being gaslit by communists have to do with Ice Ghosts?
Driosenth: His father is Sir Topham Hat
Dezinkled: Are you playing as 2 different characters?
e_bloc: the man of medan
Ace__of__Hearts: I see that lantern and I think "Hey Bray Wyatt"
gamercat88: papa
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Naarius: That you done goofed
Dog_of_Myth: So he's an ice father? Nice
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Mysticman89: "clean up your room"
Rynehawk: if he calls him daddy or comrade im logging out
jschunx: gotta watch out, you've fought Ice ghost and Fire guy. Something with lightning is bound to show up next
Diabore: dont be a dumbass?
ShortForPhill: "like a baby, i lack object permanence, and will call any man in a hat my dad"
bv310: Waylon Gsmithers
BrindleBoar: Walt Gisney Kappa
Earthenone: WG...hmm , did he have an uncle in the KGB?
cgwonder: is this game trying to do a redemption arc for this guys father who locked him int eh attic until he scrawled stuff on the walls? because if so... ew
Kramburger: Wayland Gplamer
bv310: @BrindleBoar !Sir
jschunx: OH! Hyde? Hide? I get it!
Camail: are WE communist!?
Sheikun07: God I hope it's that stupid
hwdesperado: I mean, I assume.
jschunx: kidding, I hope they're not that straightforeward
Ace__of__Hearts: karate kick it
ieva_art: the HYDES have something to..... HIDE... u say?
Conyst: What no
JonnyGlitch: A Mine MAze?
orbitaltuna: the devs really like this ripping boards mechanic...
space_turbulence: oh my god Nicholas, it was murder
Ace__of__Hearts: Shrek is here
PlusDY: I mean the game is called The Beast Inside, I would've been shocked if there WASN'T a Jekyll and Hyde reference
jrhwhite: Not in my swamp!
Rynehawk: LUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Layers of Ogre
Ace__of__Hearts: DAWNKAYYYYYYY
Naarius: Are we Shrek?
Kramburger: Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde is just a guy that drinks a potion so he doesn't have to conform to society's standards anymore
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bv310: The Beast Inside, is like an onion
jschunx: ah, poison swamp. Classic
Rhynerd: Oh my god, they were roomates
wickcandle1873: and now this is the worst game
Driosenth: we need the rusted ring
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger mood
monakai: Oh you know, those 19th century gas masks.
Dog_of_Myth: Worst game or Wurst game
Roosevelt: woo thanks @GoAmpDog2 for the emote HahaNyandeer HahaNyandeer HahaNyandeer
Earthenone: jame on the gass
jschunx: you need a phylactery of proof against poison
stateofcomatose: I suppose if you are hitting ALL of the notes, then yes, technically it is hitting all the right notes Adam
bvorhies: Are there zombies here
bvorhies: In this game ?
bvorhies: Dies from a zombie
bv310: Come onnnnn, Crocodile zombie
cgwonder: he said calmly, while also coughing
jujujanie: This guy coughs like a baby hahaha
Grevas13: if xenoblade 2 taught me anything, it's that you need a swimsuit to survive poison swamps
PlusDY: It's a symbolic swamp
theonlyangelx: Glass Shark
gamercat88: GLASS SHARK
Laserbeaks_Fury: You betta sweeeem
aldruon: fun fact, doctor jekyl and mr hyde were actually the same personality. the potion just gave him another face during which he could give in to his darkest and most twisted desires
Camail: glass shark commin for YOU
BlueChloroplast: A M B I A N C E
Uppercaseccc: No not a glass shark
Dog_of_Myth: Swamp Thing
Naarius: It's voiced by Eddie Murphy
gibbousm: Giant Ghost Crock
iconicshadow89: dere's Gaturs
Laserbeaks_Fury: No not bring your evil here...
cgwonder: we resi biohazard now
orbitaltuna: mu shu?
empyreon: Swamp Thing, he makes your heart sing
ThorSokar: oh good, there's a bog witch too
Skajetolaf: So if I'm understanding this correctly there are communist ghost zombies?
Ace__of__Hearts: is that Brandi Rhodes?
gibbousm: Swamp Voodoo Witch?
PlusDY: These voice actors are really trying with this material, aren't they
ieva_art: man he's so chill abt it
Wodar9: ????
jschunx: you've faced the first two dangers of the fire swamps. The lightning sand and the fire jets. Now you just need to watch out for the ROUS, and you're safe
BusTed: I just met a girl named Mariaaaa
bv310: Yep, that makes perfect sense
Dog_of_Myth: Is this just a poorly written D&D campaign.
noSmokeFire: aHAAHaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maria, I just met a witch named Maria
Wodar9: YES
Draynus: So many microclimates here
HeyLuckyAnnie: Apparently, communism was just a red herring
OksanaSean: Is it hitting all the right notes? Or did they mercilessly jam the notes from every other video game?
Earthenone: lmao
Antimagro: LUL
Argumentable: Nice
jujujanie: Nooooo!
gamercat88: ghost powers, you know like all communists have
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Perivale: find the subocean
DiscordianTokkan: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
bv310: Yessssssss
Sheikun07: GLORIOUS
jrhwhite: LOL
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Nigouki: Alt+F4 that shit
PlusDY: !clip
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orbitaltuna: ccolorHehe ccolorHehe ccolorHehe
Ace__of__Hearts: WELP
arcbound_roomba: Roll credits
jschunx: oh, and getting stuck on geometry, I guess
BrindleBoar: F
monakai: I would like to report a bug.
ehsteveG: LUL
Kramburger: lrrHERE lrrHERE
JonnyGlitch: The true horror
ThorSokar: that's a nice soft lock you got there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and so we starved
eric_christian_berg: Keep bouncing, you'll be fine.
theonlyangelx: any%
Ace__of__Hearts: well GG
ieva_art: f
Dezinkled: F
Earthenone: the beast is inside the geomety
iconicshadow89: lrrHERE
Grevas13: ~Fin~
belladante_: ,/uinstuck
circusofkirkus: wheelerHub
bv310: Fuck me, this game suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
PlusDY: lrrHERE lrrHERE
SerGarretCameron: grenade at your feet?
StabsofWar: activate noclip!
cgwonder: F
Nefarious_Ned: f
theonlyangelx: softlock GG
the_one_and_only_kim: best game
ShortForPhill: lrrSPOOP
MitchTheQuaker: if it were me i would simply get out
Metalupis: katesRip
Uppercaseccc: no clip time
Sheikun07: Quick, throw a grenade at your feet
cgwonder: why would you do something like that Ben? why?
jrhwhite: The mechanics in this game really are scary
Perivale: The most dangerous game - glitches
e_bloc: better ending, this or whatever the fuck the real ending is?
PlusDY: !uptime
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Zu_o: If you were walking in a swamp @LoadingReadyRun and you found a ben stuck out of bounds would you help him?
Antimagro: Terrifying LUL
theonlyangelx: then they gave you a ray gun
the_one_and_only_kim: so much potential, then the magic zapper came out
Dog_of_Myth: So Ben pulled a James then?
theonlyangelx: really? that was the shark for me
Perivale: The quantum discombobulator
Omthebox: What happened to that boss fight. Did that ever happen again
theonlyangelx: ohai @the_one_and_only_kim
circusofkirkus: I wish the quantum analyzer was the stupidest thing about this game
tergonis: the science gun was always gonna be pull us out
theonlyangelx: also hi @Zu_o
Nefarious_Ned: Quantum? how much real estate has this game covered?
Nigouki: lubricate yourself with the oil so the monster can't grab you
jschunx: I think the game is trying for too many mechanics, rather than focusing on refining the few that work really well
ThorSokar: 27 cans of oil, today IS leg day
Rockario: Was this going to be like Amnesia/Penumbra at some point?
MitchTheQuaker: this run cant be matched
theonlyangelx: matchless blood moon
AgentMagicMaster: Matchless%
Wodar9: YA THINK
the_one_and_only_kim: heya @theonlyangelx !
Draynus: I feel that was already established
theonlyangelx: oh, that's the water wheel
tergonis: don't tell us what to do game!
biosomniac: Ah, the shrieking eels
Grevas13: not just mechanics, they're throwing in all the horror tropes they can think of, too.
bv310: Go get eaten by it, I want to see what it is
Ace__of__Hearts: it's a pokemon
Laserbeaks_Fury: Go Gators
Metalupis: light a match, ignite the swamp gas
PlusDY: Speaking of water, remember to stay hydrated, friends
Garry_Guyface: Gotta zoom on it and say "UH OH THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL KILL ME" otherwise players won't get it
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ghostvalv: hey you remember that horror game with that one invisible monster in water
jschunx: @Grevas13 True enough, it's horribly unfocused in a number of ways
MitchTheQuaker: its very dense and stays near the water
Nefarious_Ned: Damn. The gas.
theonlyangelx: eugh, i hate water bits XD
orbitaltuna: oh is this the water section
theonlyangelx: water temple
jschunx: where was this first used, anyway?
Omthebox: Even Warframe did this.
Erudite_Cynic: where did you get a bayou?
PlusDY: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #2204: "Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!" —Cori [2016-03-28]
space_turbulence: remekber when amnesia had the same kind of monster but just let it come toward you? that was great.
orbitaltuna: cuz everyone remembers the water section in amnesia
gelatosquid: because of the section in amensia
Alness49: Because amnesia did it
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote swamp
LRRbot: Quote #5077: "It has been many centuries since I've needed to deal with this level of swamp-ankle." —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
Grevas13: @jschunx my first memory of it is ff7
gelatosquid: the section in amnesia was legit terrifying
Sheikun07: I had to go pee, did we get eaten yet?
Nefarious_Ned: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #3995: "'Big 'ol Brain Savidan,' that's what they call me!" —Adam [2017-02-11]
the_one_and_only_kim: the movie Tremors is probably the first time I saw somethign like this
PlusDY: Hear that, princess?
PlusDY: Those are the Shrieking Eels...
TehAmelie: there's something special about videogame swamps. i think it's the flat water, or dense vegetation that always falls apart if you look at it hard.
theonlyangelx: i think it just likes your booty
Naarius: Well, good night everybody
Ubiki: nice
jschunx: nice
jrhwhite: Anybody want a peanut?
ehsteveG: nice
BusTed: nice
bowsin_durrows: Nice.
cgwonder: nice
Garry_Guyface: nice
Mysticman89: nice
theonlyangelx: that's the weed number
IsThis___Art: nice
jschunx: ah, and your magical respawning rocks, too
wickcandle1873: stand still. i dare you
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IsThis___Art: @theonlyangelx ...
Earthenone: so many infinite rock generators
Lithobraker: Maybe the gas is super dense, like SF6 dense
BusTed: See ya later, idiot beast.
Countzeroor: Thanks for the HahaCat @lonelytex
theonlyangelx: @IsThis___Art what :3
LonelyTex: Countzeroor FUCK YEAH
theonlyangelx: @LonelyTex OHAI cutie!
LonelyTex: ohai theonlyangelx theonl45Heart
theonlyangelx: i can't understand a single word she's saying
theonlyangelx: Everlong
tergonis: it's The Raven
asthanius: nah bro
e_bloc: it's the fucking raven
jschunx: Priests don't get curses as a class ability. You probably fought a warlock, or perhaps a witch
noSmokeFire: Quoth
iconicshadow89: its everclear
Wodar9: It is Evermore
Erudite_Cynic: Here's Everlong
ThorSokar: Ben is not screwing with you, for once
ArgentumFlare: >.> Adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quote the Raven "EverQuest"
j0xer: that's foo fighters not poe
Nefarious_Ned: Nevermore....
ehsteveG: Nevermore
BusTed: not sure if bit
TheInnsanity: lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK lrrSPOOP_TK
silvalunae: ben right
Wodar9: Adam cannot be wrong
orbitaltuna: evermore's a game isn't it
IsThis___Art: its Neversoft
frogomb: secret of nevermore
Nefarious_Ned: Sometimes-more
BlueChloroplast: I think you mean Elanore
asthanius: adam i am so sorry you have to do this to yourself
tergonis: i'm in on everclear for this game
bv310: Now I have to go listen to that Foo Fighters song
DiscordianTokkan: Quoth the rave, Nevermore, Quaffed the Raven Everclear
e_bloc: 100% bit
orbitaltuna: and adam's a gamer
eric_christian_berg: This was is The Tell-Tale Fart, because it stinks.
ehsteveG: Quoth the Raven "Eat my shorts"
Nefarious_Ned: Maybe-more?
theonlyangelx: oh thinkifer is so good
PlusDY: Commercial break?
theonlyangelx: imma do a coffee
TheMerricat: " “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore— Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”"
ghostvalv: Quote the raven: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
BusTed: Haha.
RuiFaleiro: I guess Adam might be thinking of the Zeppelin song Battle of Evermore.
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP_TK
jschunx: what, you guys don't have The Raven memorized? Is that just me?
Veraphage: So anyway, here's Neverwall
JonnyGlitch: You must have switched universes Adam, it's the only explination
Dix: Nevermore... here's wonderwall
monakai: Secret of Evermore was a rad game.
Pharmacistjudge: or secret of evermore
the_one_and_only_kim: and this is where Adam realized he was in the wrong universe
ehsteveG: Cropped version tho...
karpma: pretty sure Adam is thinking of early 2000's alt rock band evenescence
Omega_Lairon: Except "Stark Raving Dad"
JonnyGlitch: it's the only conceivable way that Adam could be wrong, parallel universe
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j0xer: the secret of evermore is that it isn't as good as secret of mana
BusTed: Ahhh.
TehAmelie: TV seasons follow real seasons, Ben
Omega_Lairon: THOH is actually more within the first like 5 or 6 episodes of a season
theonlyangelx: i mean, i didn't actually... i was just making a good
Lithobraker: Have they fixed the aspect ratio for the Simpsons yet?
Nefarious_Ned: Quoth the Raven: "Wake me up inside!!"
Pal_Friendpatine: In 2020 they’ll be uncropping The Simpsons
cgwonder: bye
orbitaltuna: i can't believe they haven't put in a santa hat emote modification
theonlyangelx: oh, spooky swamp lady
Rockario: I was also thinking Evanescence was called Evermore
rycore1: obviously thinking of the Led Zeppelin song "The Battle of Evermore"
bv310: Total sidenote: this song still slaps
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought Adam was trying to gaslight Ben
Mysticman89: she was just hanging out
e_bloc: its about time we had a small spoop
ehsteveG: The pilot was a christmas episode so the first season didn't get a treehouse
Rockario: Wait, no, I was thinking of Paramore
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_TK
frogomb: she's just hangin
BusTed: I was considering it.
Earthenone: post modern simposons
bv310: lrrFINE
BusTed: I just don't have the time.
Wodar9: Is the Simpson movie on Disney+?
Omega_Lairon: Honestly, season 28 onward was been actually kinda decent?
Diabore: see if the rest of the game wasnt shit, that probably would have been scary
Nigouki: isn' modern simpsons just made of celebrity cameos?
LonelyTex: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: DAMN
theonlyangelx: :0
Dix: w o w
theonlyangelx: REKT
SquareDotCube: I heard 2004-2005 has a weird better quality to it
IsThis___Art: ADAM
jschunx: oh maaaaaan
Wodar9: DANG
cgwonder: gottem!
Pharmacistjudge: wow
monakai: hooooolly crap
empyreon: r00d
BusTed: thx buddy
ehsteveG: Adams favorite things: jumping into light fierce, the newest season of the simpsons, water with no ice, and dirt
Omega_Lairon: To shreds you say?
theonlyangelx: sorry Ted
Nefarious_Ned: Oh man, BODIED
orbitaltuna: i missed it
TwitchTVsFrank: wow
e_bloc: goddamn
Veraphage: lrrHORN
eric_christian_berg: Someone ban Adam.
Wodar9: *Finger Guns*
JonnyGlitch: ouch
Rynehawk: TOOOOXIC
DiscordianTokkan: seabatYIKES
KinoGami: adam is abusing chat again
ArgentumFlare: Somehow thats still more friends than Adam has.
Pharmacistjudge: @BusTed what did you do to Adam to get that response
BusTed: I like you too Ben.
theonlyangelx: Adam Booli confirmed!
MitchTheQuaker: you see if it were me i would simply have friends
TheMerricat: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Metalupis: threw him under the Bus-ted
PlusDY: Bennnnn Adam is being mean againnnn
Pal_Friendpatine: @wodar9 I believe yes
erloas: I think about it but haven't tried to watch it lately. Given what they did with Disenchanted I'm not overly optimistic
JonnyGlitch: jonnyg6Pollute jonnyg6Pollute jonnyg6Pollute
Omthebox: He's always the meanest to his mods.
Argumentable: You gotta try it
theonlyangelx: dahk wahder
theonlyangelx: oh REALLY Ben?
theonlyangelx: REALLY
YawnLance: EXCUSE ME?!
PlusDY: her majesty does not get eaten by the eels at this time
Dog_of_Myth: Poor underpaid MODS
JonnyGlitch: My first mod was a transdermal
erloas: what I've seen of the simpsons lately it just seems like a pale parody of the first seasons
Laserbeaks_Fury: Adam busting someones balls is a mark of honor and respect
BusTed: It was like 4th or something.
LonelyTex: YawnLance benginHeart
Mysticman89: mods get paid in sass
TehAmelie: i'm gonna say it, Simpsons peaked with the movie
jschunx: Magical respawing rocks
Nefarious_Ned: !findquote mods
LRRbot: Quote #5118: ""Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."" —James and Serge [2018-06-27]
YawnLance: LonelyTex benginHeart
eric_christian_berg: See if you can hit the moon!
Erudite_Cynic: when is mods vs. adam night anyway
Juliamon: TehAmelie you're right and you should say it.
BusTed: Pretty sure Blue, Catcard, Luigi were before?
FireBasilisk53: I'm gonna go ask blue if you're nice to him
JonnyGlitch: Fourth first
Mister_Hush: why don't you take your kgb lighter and kick rocks
PlusDY: !findquote eels
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: thank you i thought so
Wodar9: YES
Pharmacistjudge: Yes!
Lord_Hosk: isnt blue top ranked in duck game?
LonelyTex: We can play some commander, Ben, if you wanted ;)
SquareDotCube: But is Blue the boshy?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that a trrap?
arcbound_roomba: I mean, we watch you lose to children at videogames usually. Some change would be nice
eric_christian_berg: Zoomies!
PlusDY: !findquote children
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bv310: Checkmate, Atheistigator
Erudite_Cynic: Blue still has some world records
Skajetolaf: What you don't love quicktime events?
Earthenone: lol
jschunx: ahaha
LlewellynZ: HahaShrugLeft HahaPresent HahaShrugRight
theonlyangelx: jump scare
e_bloc: that was alright
Sheikun07: lrrWOW
belladante_: fuck this game
Nigouki: literal jump scare
monakai: wat
TheInnsanity: jump scare!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL lrrSPOOP LUL
jschunx: good timing on that one, sure
JonnyGlitch: oh that was legit
Omega_Lairon: (flatly) oh no, my tension : |
cgwonder: lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ope!
ghostvalv: :O
IsThis___Art: oh GAME
Erudite_Cynic: game getting cheap heat
the_one_and_only_kim: if it had batteries it would be perfect
Mysticman89: just save up to 420
bv310: Very oldfashioned jumpscare there
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're never going to get to 420 is you keep wasting matches
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asthanius: They get a lot of use out of that board-breaking tech
cgwonder: what is the purpose of this fucking section?
bowsin_durrows: What if, the matches had batteries?
Rynehawk: i have an idea. lets make this scene go on for another 20 minutes
eric_christian_berg: @cgwonder Gameplay!
Nigouki: this game looks like it just wanted to have everything in it
boristhewizard: I just went for a sip of beer during that, but it's now all over the floor instead
TehAmelie: people complained the Simpsons movie was just a two hour, superbly produced Simpsons episode. but it's the best produced, longest episode of Simpsons, with the highest concentration of jokes and plot
Nigouki: and it does put a metric ton of effort into a lot of it
JonnyGlitch: whomp whomp
Diabore: it seems to start when you touch a rock
KinoGami: so you fail
gibbousm: Don't Die Ben!
jschunx: you dun goofed
Nigouki: it just didn't get an editing pass i guess?
TheInnsanity: cheese!
KinoGami: that's why there is a wrong way
Sheikun07: aw
JonnyGlitch: illusion of threat
jschunx: yeah, what a crappy water monster
Sheikun07: how did you not die
Omega_Lairon: What a crappy swamp monster >_>
cgwonder: Ben is ultimate gamer
Argumentable: Well it stays in the water so if we keep jumping out it can't kill us
tergonis: find out if it can kill you
jschunx: it's just... nibblin' on you
SquareDotCube: get in the water first, then toss the rock?
Nigouki: seems line noone on the team ever went "but does THIS really make the game better?"
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, kudos to that not being instakill, but that does take a lot of tension off
ghostvalv: swamp nibbler
Juliamon: Nigouki I can almost guarantee someone did and they got shot down.
Mysticman89: now this is a parkour game
circusofkirkus: they got the zoomies
KinoGami: if this was uncharted they would make you hold your controller level as you walk across
Mister_Hush: Ben, a literal balance god
Dog_of_Myth: PARKOUR
LonelyTex: LOL
Omega_Lairon: But we know they're no threat now... they just like... lightly gum your shins a little bit
eric_christian_berg: Waiting for this game to transition into a side-scroller.
jschunx: hah
TheMerricat: Who lit all these candles?
Sheikun07: Mystic Quest totally has a soul
FireBasilisk53: it also has wheelies
PlusDY: what about dark sould
Omthebox: Yeah... about that
Mysticman89: dark souls is all about soul
Wodar9: wow
Pharmacistjudge: Adam...don't play undertale
theonlyangelx: Neither have I Adam don't feel bad
jschunx: it's certainly meritorious
j0xer: haven't you played the blues brothers video game?
Alness49: No, it's Gamers who don't have soul!
ZiggyUchiha: Ruben and Phoebe!!
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: Just don't play it on stream. Undertale fans are evil and will make you cry if you don't play it the way they want you to.
PlusDY: !uptime
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tergonis: adam, stream undertale and laugh at chat as we lose our minds
theonlyangelx: Crate and Barrel
jschunx: Y'know, I didn't think mystic quest was that bad. I did only play it like 15 years ago, though
IsThis___Art: yep, we Amnesia now
JonnyGlitch: "Boxes?" "No! Square barrels!"
LonelyTex: Wait, so this game has quicktime scenes, jumpscares AND platforming?
gibbousm: !Quality
Jorge4hg: yay platforming in 3d
Sheikun07: The best part of first person games! PLATFORMING
SquareDotCube: But you did, and got mad at chat
noSmokeFire: put chat on emoji only mode and stream undertale
theonlyangelx: FPP, best game
Raketon: Am I the only one who, like, respected Undertale, but didn't really enjoy it?
e_bloc: when did this game become a game
cgwonder: this game cannot decide what genre it wants to be and it's infuriating
empyreon: I mean, it's been every other type of game...
JTK45: so are yall ecited for resident evil resistance or just resident evil 3 in general @LoadingReadyRun ??
Nigouki: drawbridge?
e_bloc: can't wait for the final boss rhythm game
ghostvalv: invisible baby elephants maybe lrrSPOOP_TK
boristhewizard: more mechanics per second = more art let second
JonnyGlitch: get cranked
tergonis: then they'd have to render it
enki1256: Its a... fish... thing?
bowsin_durrows: Because it is the water.
arcbound_roomba: Because its the rules
Argumentable: I was hoping for a death cutscene where it gabbed us and pulled us underwater
ShortForPhill: swamp thing is secretly an elephant, has no knees
Lithobraker: The game is so bad I'm adding whisky to my eggnog
Laserbeaks_Fury: YES
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Lol @tergonis beat me to it!
tergonis: do i win a better game?
LonelyTex: YO
LonelyTex: WOW
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats the point of the teeth
jschunx: ahahaha
jschunx: wow
Jorge4hg: ummm
JonnyGlitch: uhhh
circusofkirkus: LUL
AranMathai: This game is bad.
noSmokeFire: WHY
KinoGami: that's not how that works
gibbousm: PHYSICS!
TheInnsanity: they only bought one asset ben
Dog_of_Myth: BAD TEETH
ThorSokar: hhahaha, garbage games
Jorge4hg: i think this game sucks
Rynehawk: do not make gears out of NERF
YawnLance: It's scary because physics don't work anymore
LonelyTex: !game bad
Nefarious_Ned: TEETH?
eric_christian_berg: It's a bridge too far.
Omthebox: So this was W&P all along
asthanius: Remember when the door wouldn't open because the cart was in the way? DO YOU????
theonlyangelx: Nerf DrawBridge
circusofkirkus: they even are animated one way
Alness49: It's one of dem dere phase cogwheels!
jschunx: why is there even a timer in the first place?
LlewellynZ: HahaGoose stealing your faith in humanity
ShortForPhill: maybe the real beast inside was bad physics
Laserbeaks_Fury: I suppose that's one way to DRAW a game out
Rynehawk: jesus christ i feel like i aged 3 years
jschunx: Maria... I just met a ghost named Maria
asthanius: Maria of the Astral Clocktower
Nefarious_Ned: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
seth_erickson: Quelagg
BusTed: Also Scully's dog.
CompletelyUnsure: Which spider lady ben, there's two
philippekav: call me Ismael
seth_erickson: I don't know how to spell her name
TehAmelie: Quelquag
KinoGami: you just got ship rekt
Lithobraker: I wonder if the bridge is tall enough to kill you from falling damage
space_turbulence: lady Maria of the astral clocktower
PlusDY: Uh oh, gamer alert
gibbousm: run Ben run!
theonlyangelx: this, again? really game?
j0xer: you definitely would be dead to poison gas at this point
Mysticman89: remember to save the animals
Skajetolaf: is this a horror game or an action game?
Rynehawk: this is so, so, so bad
LonelyTex: mawp
TheCrownedClown55: why are we in this swamp again?
jschunx: man, who even built all this rickety-ass swamp architecture, with its crappy crank-pulled bridges and gates
theonlyangelx: the fuzz i can't even see what's happening
seth_erickson: Cool Game
JonnyGlitch: is it, though?
theonlyangelx: this hurts my eyes so bad
Laserbeaks_Fury: that's some killer BASS
Omthebox: The only reason this is even mildly intense is because of the music and that the gameplay is so boring we are afraid to play more.
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helgridr: I feel like we did this already....
space_turbulence: why do they make us cough if it has no effect on the game or its narrative?
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FadedOverseer: Who built this random structure?
PlusDY: This is the third or fourth time you've had a chase sequence like this
cgwonder: wha was the point of the whole poison water thing? clearly it doesn't kill you because you've been in it for ages
SquareDotCube: who tried to build a town in an undrained swamp anyways
gibbousm: lrrARROW_TK
AgentMagicMaster: Didn't we have this exact same sequence in the ice level?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
theonlyangelx: splish splash i was taking a bath
BusTed: k.
Alahmnat: and also before that, @AgentMagicMaster
Diabore: im super curious if it can actually kill you
Rhynerd: @squaredotcube somebody who was told it wouldn’t work?
NimrodXIV: sure
j0xer: no sound for splashing water at all
the_one_and_only_kim: i'd have laughed so hard is it still got you
circusofkirkus: my man is GAMING
Omega_Lairon: (flat) Oh man, that was so terrifying >_>
ShortForPhill: whose shitty boy scout service project was it to build all the swamp gates?
ThorSokar: woof, just when you think it couldn't get any worse, it does
frogomb: spleeesh
AgentMagicMaster: @Alahmnat this game SUCKS
jschunx: sweepy crawmp house
TheInnsanity: sweempy cromp house
theonlyangelx: lrrSPOOP oh look, my first time using channel points!
JonnyGlitch: sweepy cramp house
frogomb: like the mini game guy from windwaker, spleeesh
Pharmacistjudge: play freebird
BusTed: 🎹
eric_christian_berg: Is that a euphamism?
circusofkirkus: time to play: "Intentionally Spooky or Misbehaving Assets?"
YawnLance: There aren't even any ivories for you to tickle!
monakai: The final level is going to require 70 matches.
JonnyGlitch: "play" the "piano"
Nigouki: imagine there's a boss fight where you need one hundred matches
eric_christian_berg: Perfect.
Dog_of_Myth: Drop the beat
Lithobraker: @SquareDotCube maybe this is the result of a decades long effort to revitalize the the bogland after it was drained by farmers
jschunx: the guy!
tergonis: jimmies cannot be rustled positively
noSmokeFire: Werd Al?
Dezinkled: Billy Idol
DiscordianTokkan: Van Helsing
jschunx: frank sinatra
IsThis___Art: jimmies can be rustled in a good way?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Buster Keaton
j0xer: elton john?
KinoGami: elton john?
Lord_Hosk: Tom Hanks
JonnyGlitch: Bill and Ted?
v_nome: Michael Bolton
Diabore: was it crowbar?
BusTed: Adam Savidan
YaoFox: why he gotta do it to em
iconicshadow89: Evanescence
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't like Bon Jovi music, but he's a great guy
TheMerricat: Bob Dylan
noSmokeFire: Bob Dylan?
tergonis: johnny cash?
IsThis___Art: Burl Ives
circusofkirkus: Billy Ray Cyrus
Erudite_Cynic: Tenearance Love
ghostvalv: Yanni?
FadedOverseer: Billy idol
eric_christian_berg: Leonard Cohen?
Rynehawk: Gordon Lightfoot
Riderbooker: he's just doin it to us
FadedOverseer: Tom cruise
tergonis: john lennon
jrhwhite: Neil Young?
jschunx: oh nooooo
Mysticman89: bob dole?
Alahmnat: Michael Bolton?
eric_christian_berg: Rolf?
PlusDY: Ahh! Barrels!
Rockario: Remember folks, the line is "you're the piano man" Billy Joel is just a drunk guy at a bar yelling att the musician
SquareDotCube: Ah, so the cooking testing was not at Adam's apartment
KinoGami: bing crosby?
the_one_and_only_kim: that man turned into a barrel?
Erudite_Cynic: Raffi
Rockario: Bruce Springsteen?
tergonis: morgan freeman
SquareDotCube: The Crypt Keeper
jschunx: the Hydes ain't gettin' me off
Mysticman89: harrison ford?
Ubiki: the scat man?
Erudite_Cynic: Barbra Streisamd
gibbousm: lrrARROW_TK
Lord_Hosk: Harry Connic Jr
LonelyTex: Adam Savidan?
FireBasilisk53: Candy corn?
DaMullet14: Burt Reynolds
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who's there?
Driosenth: Don Rickles?
tergonis: Beej
e_bloc: how to keep twitch chat busy
j0xer: woody allen?
johnhelix: Gary Oldman.
KV1NN4: RIP Skatman
Rockario: Not Dots lrrDOTS
Skajetolaf: Johnny Cash?
Mister_Hush: Scatman John slaps hard
TehAmelie: do you ever think about being called iIchael Bolton and having a cold? hi i'm Bichael Bolton
CompletelyUnsure: The Italian Guy from the spooky cooking show?
Lithobraker: John Bolton?
FadedOverseer: Cool technology
BrindleBoar: the scattin'est?
Rhynerd: Orson Welles?
Dog_of_Myth: Kids Bobz
Rockario: "Calling out from Scat Land!"
Omega_Lairon: Make James get you ice cream
TehAmelie: err MIchael
Angelic_Bovines: Hell yeah Scatman's World is god tier
SquareDotCube: Wait, wait, I got it. Seal!
Pharmacistjudge: Ary!
Sheikun07: Gilbert Gottfried?
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johnhelix: Andy Serkis.
Officinalis: BEEEbababbabadum BEEbababadadum!
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patrick_stonecrusher: Ray Romano
cgwonder: make a bet with james, that seems the best way for lrrmans to get ice cream
JonnyGlitch: you can have icecream AND make art you know
theonlyangelx: I'm at Soup!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Weasleback Redcap
bowsin_durrows: Toby Fox?
Erudite_Cynic: but is this....Art?
circusofkirkus: everyone knows Banana's are the real art food
lorazx: make ice cream art
Wodar9: Bobby Lashly
MitchTheQuaker: art without ice cream is art i dont want to experience
tergonis: boss fight?
YawnLance: She's dancin'
Mister_Hush: Twitch streaming is a valid expression of performance art and in this essay i will
Conyst: Ask James for Dilly bars
j0xer: WITCH
IsThis___Art: @theonlyangelx what do you mean your at Soup?!
Pharmacistjudge: Gilbert Godfried saying twilight still kills me
TheMerricat: L4D Witch!!!
gibbousm: random crying lady in a Swamp? Not dangerous at all!
Erudite_Cynic: SCOOOT
jschunx: hehehehehe
AranMathai: How are literally -all- of these people dead?
Omega_Lairon: The footsies
Skajetolaf: What do you think would have happend if Da Vinci would have gotten himself some ice cream?
Rhynerd: Turn off your light
theonlyangelx: scooty
tergonis: 23 skidoo!
YawnLance: Nyoom
lorazx: BYEEEEEE
DiscordianTokkan: Got the zoomies!
theonlyangelx: tat is killing me
ShortForPhill: vroom vroom
jschunx: and she know how to use em
Dog_of_Myth: Swamp Witch is Sonic confirmed
IsThis___Art: somebody's got the zooomieeees
Seagulyus: so you're saying...she got legs, and she kows how to use them>?
theonlyangelx: @IsThis___Art I'm *at* Soup!
gibbousm: lrrSPOOP
ThorSokar: Oh no, it's the fuzz, gotta SANIC outa here!
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: so is this where it all flips and we realise we're actually playing a Sonic game?
Kramburger: Oh no, It's Bette Middler!
IsThis___Art: @theonlyangelx WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
QberryMuffin: was it Louis Armstrong?
patrick_stonecrusher: Woob woob woob wooob woob!
DiscordianTokkan: tyme 4 Shrek
eric_christian_berg: Don't go in! Listen to that music!
lorazx: oooh the orchestras here for mood music
Mysticman89: if this is the umbrella manor...
jschunx: oh yeah, having friends around to riff with is the best thing about horror, for me
circusofkirkus: *knock knock* MTV Cribs! Welcome to my crib!
Sheikun07: knocking is for chumps
tergonis: let's nope chat is best chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Stately Wayne Shack
Kramburger: Music liscences charge by the minute
eric_christian_berg: Is that like Pimp My Mansion?
ThorSokar: Prediction: you will exit the house via that Mausoleum
lorazx: did you just steal something from this empty house? rude.
jschunx: woah, what
TehAmelie: i haven't been to a horror movie since The Grudge. . .nobody likes horror
YawnLance: Wooooah
jschunx: cripes
ghostvalv: yikes
frogomb: watch out, there may be a maniac in this mansion
YawnLance: seabatYIKES
TehAmelie: (she said, a horror writer)
lorazx: oof
IsThis___Art: yikes
Mister_Hush: Goofy Fun Time Voices does not seem to be this game's thing
cgwonder: casually dropped extreme racism
Boi_Ginny: That'll be a yikes from me frens
jschunx: 'cause the horror game gotta drop this stuff in, right?
eric_christian_berg: It's like Frankenstein's game.
PlusDY: !cw
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jschunx: it's not a horror game if it dont
Mister_Hush: Horror Games do a bad job. Full stop.
e_bloc: warning horror games are bad
Mysticman89: does she have wings
warabynn: adam, share those m&ms
Kramburger: Oh man it *IS* bug mum!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH SHIt
Rynehawk: she now how to use em
LlewellynZ: HahaHide
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i was not expecting that
eric_christian_berg: Satan is a coward, apparently.
Roosevelt: zoomies
IsThis___Art: @TehAmelie ooh, can i read your work?
InkyGhoast: she got the roomies!
the_one_and_only_kim: the zoomies
lorazx: oh shit she runnin
InkyGhoast: zoomies
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that charge thgo
Laboons_beard: It is weird that the ghost is trying to exorcise You
jschunx: man, guy's not even phased by that
tergonis: zombies with zoomies
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie Horror stories you saaaaaay
Rynehawk: RUN QUICK RUN> this for a bit.
Mister_Hush: learned no lessons in the last twenty seconds, huh
Kramburger: Hey, I just had an interesting thought: Actually fuck this game
Rynehawk: OK RUN AGAIN
Questhere: zoombies
space_turbulence: misscarriage: not something to implement lightly, asshole game devs X(
jschunx: this is one of the few contexts in which I'd forgive a misspelling, the ravings of a madwoman
asthanius: uair
Pharmacistjudge: Soul Charge Air?
lorazx: what's the ghost nair
BrindleBoar: ZUG ZUG
ghostvalv: when's melee?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scair! Scair to believe you can survive
iconicshadow89: FOR the Horde
theonlyangelx: Zug Zug
Morrigan9: i'm with ben on that
Wodar9: Now all I want is a horror game where Jesus is the monster
Morrigan9: and i'm horde
jschunx: She SUCKS!
long_bad_cutscene: please let us kill natahanos
TheInnsanity: maybe because THE HORDE IS THE BADDIES
rycore1: All faction leaders are bad now, except my dude Lorthemar Theron
theonlyangelx: yeah, gimme that douchebag alliance prince endboss
RvLeshrac: Has there been any more codebreaking?
wickcandle1873: yeah. why can't alliance be baddies?
blackwlf: Need an evil gnome end boss next!
cgwonder: ghost baby!
theonlyangelx: she used to be cool
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: sorry, being what type of end bosses?
jschunx: ahh, I'm just kidding. I don't play WoW
Duwani1: Because she sucks
AranMathai: Exactly.
lorazx: that was an accordian noise
long_bad_cutscene: sylvanas is okay, nathanos is hard garbage
Erudite_Cynic: why were so many folks literate in this game if they are from the mid 1800s?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or... who's Jaina in WoW?
lorazx: not a baby
Pharmacistjudge: welll...yeah
TheInnsanity: because anduin and the alliance are heros and the horde is all villains
Kramburger: Humans can't be the REAL monsters!
Tedziy: You know. As you do.
frogomb: you should be able to kill tencent
Scy_Anide: You can't kill him, he's the sausage prince!
Pharmacistjudge: people used to invade the main cities and kill the leaders
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't play WoW i just know some of the characters
eric_christian_berg: The real monster was within us all along.
JonnyGlitch: But the Alliance are the bad guys in WoW
MitchTheQuaker: loctar ogar
Omthebox: Erudite_Cynic that's what you wana know about this game
Earthenone: gnomes DO suck
theonlyangelx: eugh, Gnomes
BrindleBoar: Sylvanas is so obsessed with not going to Undead Hell she's ruining everything ever
Laserbeaks_Fury: Goblins > Gnomes
bv310: That's very specific
blackwlf: WOW. You speciest.
Rumiir_the_Dragon: And now they get junk gnomes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gnomes are great
Earthenone: playing classic right now way roo many gnomes
theonlyangelx: oh it's another stealth section
Duwani1: Yeah Horde forever but can I light sylvanas on fire
j0xer: both factions have elves, they both suck
MitchTheQuaker: who wants to be a human in 2019
Zalthia: Because he needs to kiss his dragon boyfriend!!!
SpoonfullOfSugar: only the alliance has the grace to contain the gnome menace
v_nome: But they do also have woofs
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk about in wow, but in general
Rynehawk: *choochoo*
blackwlf: I was a gnome from the very beginning!
Ristow: gnomes are great... for punting!
Lord_Hosk: Mandalorian: It is gnome
Diabore: this man wants to steal from a ghost
Grevas13: blizzard missed their chance to do something interesting with Sylvanas and the forsaken back in wotlk
DiscordianTokkan: Gobbos are better than Gnomes, I say as a non WOW player
SydPreviouslyHeadache: doesn't wow have werewolves and pandas as a playable race?
Wodar9: Actually you lost 16 Gnomes
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that and you need to lift the key off maria
frogomb: had to stop playing WoW even though I love it because of his evil
bv310: Oh fun, now we have to pickpocket the auto-kill witch
gibbousm: stealth section vs the witch
long_bad_cutscene: vulpera
cutaos: god damn it adam quit bad mouthing gnomes! ... SeriousSloth SeriousSloth
ShortForPhill: or, just an idea, you could forget the note and gtfo
Sheikun07: Goblins are great
frogomb: how evil tencent is
theonlyangelx: Goblins, fun, like to party, cool rockets
cutaos: gnomes best
Alahmnat: it's a little gnome! wait, wrong show.
theonlyangelx: what have gnomes got?
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: goblins and gnomes are both bobble-headed weirdos and should be yeeted into the maelstrom
Laserbeaks_Fury: WHat happened to Gallywix?
erloas: depends on the version of goblins, WoW goblins are pretty much just green gnomes
circusofkirkus: nice physics
Pharmacistjudge: rosaries aren't that strong...
blackwlf: BEN. I thought I knew you! But now I find out that you're a GNOME HATER. lrrAWW
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that and you need to lift the key off maria
eric_christian_berg: Pointy hats?
jschunx: gnomes have the world enlarger
Erudite_Cynic: big noses tiny legs
Rumiir_the_Dragon: I wanted Sethrak
Omthebox: Pharmacistjudge not unless you have faith.
CompletelyUnsure: This game's lrrCOW NOT GREAT lrrCOW_HF
SydPreviouslyHeadache: goblins are great, but when there are freaking people wolves and pandas and fucking 3 different elves. and you choose to hate gnomes?
Telnaior: hey :D
MitchTheQuaker: gnomes suck gnomer sucks alliance sucks
bv310: "Holly Mother of God"
jschunx: "This MUST be the last note, my quest log says so"
Alahmnat: can we all agree that asura are the worst though?
MitchTheQuaker: theyre so huggable
Laserbeaks_Fury: Still waiting for Panderian Mei
jrhwhite: They're like kung fu panda adam
jrhwhite: Figure it out bud
warabynn: watch her run through
ghostvalv: I like the idea of a Pandaren rogue
warabynn: just bust down the door
jrhwhite: Fight me adam
circusofkirkus: WAT
BusTed: Definitely listen to the Til Death Do Us Blart podcast.
gibbousm: dat blood texture
Rynehawk: woah. settle down.
j0xer: not even tekken has male pandas
noisyblizzard: wow adam
baskwalla: Oh no you didn't
CompletelyUnsure: Ben looked so hurt
Rynehawk: SETTLE
PlusDY: oh damn he said it
Kramburger: The only good thing about Paul Blart is that it gave us Till Death Do Us Blart
Mysticman89: thats his hill
IsThis___Art: Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Blart Mall Cop
PlusDY: Adam ur cancelled
baskwalla: Just cause this game hurt you
JonnyGlitch: :O
LlewellynZ: HahaHide
MitchTheQuaker: if you die on lets nope you die in real life
tergonis: good call ben, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life
haliberdk: monkaS
jschunx: it's on the INTERNET, Adam, it's here for all time
circusofkirkus: time to cancel my Seabats sub
Gascitygaming: :O
Gascitygaming: benginRage benginRage benginRage
BrindleBoar: if you say Paul Blart Mall Cop three times in front of a mirror he appears and kills you
Dog_of_Myth: Change your name to Adam Savage
warabynn: LOL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: k
Telnaior: GOT'EM
TheJoe743: If you say it in the stream, you say it in real life.
Sheikun07: Nice
BusTed: she mean
haliberdk: crunchy
JonnyGlitch: u ded
AranMathai: Huh. Got me.
Erudite_Cynic: Kung fu panda sucked
gibbousm: wow
Stripe_dog: Jesus I almost drowned myself
DiscordianTokkan: I have never seen a Kung-Fu panda, and I don't intend to
blackwlf: So Ben is a monster, and Adam is a double monster, and both of them deserved what the witch gave them.
CapnRobert: uuuu
Alness49: Cronch
CompletelyUnsure: She just swiggty-swootied around that corner
Mister_Hush: I'm great at stealth games, because I have an iota of patience
bv310: lrrCREEPL HahaBaby lrrCREEPR
jschunx: I never saw it
FireBasilisk53: it was good movie series
SerGarretCameron: the Save Scum is good at stealth games.
circusofkirkus: Adam is a LIAR
tergonis: it will be quashed immediately
Pharmacistjudge: It was mediocre
gibbousm: lrrARROW_TK
ehsteveG: Never seen it, I'll back Adam on this one tho
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i only saw the first Kung Fu Panda
wickcandle1873: but it's good
long_bad_cutscene: male pandaren are the most physically close to most of wow's playerbase tho
Crokoking: i like stealth games - if they are from 3rd person
cgwonder: i never saw the sequels but i enjoyed the first one
jschunx: I have no opinions on Kung Fu Panda, one way or another
TehAmelie: just that acupuncture scene :D
warabynn: adam, share them m&ms doe
Raketon: Kung Fu Panda might be the only good Dreamworks movie
blackwlf: Wait, where's Serge? I need to find out Serge's opinion on gnomes.
JonnyGlitch: Kung Fu Panda was definitely a film
Diabore: not sheeple, pandeeple
Baldrash: Kung Fu Panda is... fine, I guess?
tergonis: it's jack black being a ham, you can't go wrong
cgwonder: get her key!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
napalm10: Whenever I play a stealth game I say what’s the loudest option I can take
Pal_Friendpatine: Kung Fu Panda 3 was cute
Wodar9: get the keys
novrdd: noo kung fu panda is great
Lord_Hosk: I dont even remember kung fu panda... ive seen it but I honestly dont remember it
Omega_Lairon: I saw KFP at the movies with school buddies, and they showed up late and I missed the first like 10 seconds of the movie. I'm still really annoyed at that for no real reason : \
haliberdk: Kung Fu Panda 2 was kinda dark
DiscordianTokkan: You have to steal the keys from her, so she's gonna do that
BusTed: She was too busy thinking of her next line to notice you
cgwonder: shes got them on her
novrdd: especially the first one
jschunx: bash 'er in the 'ead with a rock!
gibbousm: lrrBEN lrrADAM lrrSPOOP
frogomb: I really wish blizzard could buy out tencent's partial ownership
Wodar9: No, we have to test her first
JonnyGlitch: the voice actor sounds like a dude putting on an old lady voice
jschunx: nice
DiscordianTokkan: katesNice
DaMullet14: Kung Fu Panda was the movie that taught me I only dislike Jack Black if I have to look at him
fortyozbrewingcompany: Yoo's gon' die...
Grevas13: touch the butt
hawkfalcon8: are those the mnms from the back of the crown vic?
patrick_stonecrusher: Owen loves his momm-a, Owen loves his momm-a
Lithobraker: @frogomb blizzard's cowardice is not the result of the tencent stake
jschunx: le sigh
Wodar9: Got ya
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maria, we just robbed girl named Maria
DiscordianTokkan: Maria: Foooooled Youuuu
TheInnsanity: you clearly did it wrong lrrSPOOP_TK
Erudite_Cynic: THE 180s
long_bad_cutscene: what ended up happening to hootie?
Sheikun07: welp
haliberdk: her witch sense was tingling monkaS
fortyozbrewingcompany: I dun told ye
e_bloc: we're not finishing this today are wek
CompletelyUnsure: You know, maybe this character deserves to die, maybe this is the true ending.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, we noticed
cgwonder: to be fair, we didn't KNOW to notice
frogomb: really, where is he?
asthanius: wow, Hootie spoilers
BusTed: We've seen him. His relevance just wasn't realized until the show.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: He is up on the bookshelf!
DiscordianTokkan: Hootie is on one of the top shelves of the Display Cubes
DiscordianTokkan: IIRC
TehAmelie: i have a whole theory about Jack Black working to democratize entertainment media but i'm not gonna get into it here
technoFinch: You can see him in the Panalysts
PatFromIT: First time seeing this game, what does a terrible RE7 ripoff have to do with the cold war exactly?
Wodar9: I thought Hootie died
IsThis___Art: i have never noticed him
Mysticman89: you didn't lose hooty in a tragic accident? Spoilerinos
BusTed: shhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: This game is doing that Highlander thing were it takes place in two different time eras
MitchTheQuaker: ninja game
jschunx: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal
haliberdk: she may be not blind, but she's deaf af
theonlyangelx: zoomies
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Mysticman89: maybe thats a replica hooty in honour of hootys sacrifice?
jschunx: AHAHAHAHA
StabsofWar: Thanks for the HahaDoge @ominouslyominous
Boi_Ginny: R U N
tergonis: are we the slenderman?
Rynehawk: crouching hiding while holding a lantern
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I remember wondering what was up with the pizza bellied owl, but assumed it was a mail time thing. Didn’t know it was RQ until it aired.
JonnyGlitch: pro strats
theonlyangelx: dodgegod
Omega_Lairon: Wow, she has just no attention span
Rynehawk: skills
Wodar9: you were even holding up a light
aldruon: Any game at all. Adam at some point: this game SUCKS or this game HONKS
BusTed: The blood is too heavy.
jschunx: well I mean, you were behind a thin beam, that's basically invisible
JonnyGlitch: door is locked open
Erudite_Cynic: neverpunished
theonlyangelx: locked in the open position
Kramburger: Not sure if this matters, but can we put out the lamp in the stealth section?
DiscordianTokkan: Ah yes, the locked OPEN door
lorazx: the door is haunted to fuck with you
jrhwhite: uhhhhh
tergonis: well, ben is proof at least
Veraphage: The lock is a metaphor
JonnyGlitch: define "nice"
the_one_and_only_kim: and Adam
blackwlf: Oh, yeah, extremely nice. Unless you're a GNOME.
e_bloc: yeah Adam happened to Ben Kappa
theonlyangelx: yeah? is it cause you've been thrust on the rest of LRR?
Grevas13: Is that because you do bad things to nice people?
FireBasilisk53: I get Ben, but how are any proof on a nice person?
frogomb: what bad things did you do to nice people?
Kramburger: Adam's nice, he's just also combative
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're no nice, 75 matches
QberryMuffin: extremely nice unless your astuck in a bottle
Erudite_Cynic: wow Adam is Wakka But for Gnomes
haliberdk: this is my swamp now monkaS
Rynehawk: gots a beatins stick
theonlyangelx: Jesus Bloody Christ?
Pharmacistjudge: ouch...calling Adam Wakka?
Pharmacistjudge: that's harsh
TheMerricat: Test
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to get our cruci-fix
Kramburger: That's Jesus' diving trophy
Omthebox: Test
theonlyangelx: half a polygon
asthanius: WHAT
circusofkirkus: baptize her!
BrindleBoar: uh
YawnLance: Uuuh
Mysticman89: im blind. I saw nothing
cgwonder: ummmm
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
JonnyGlitch: YOU
TehAmelie: did someone say this was a RE7 ripoff? i feel like it's starting to REALLY ape RE7 now
jschunx: Is this okay?
blackwlf: Wow, waterboarding the old lady.
TheInnsanity: how do you drown a ghost
Kramburger: CW I guess
j0xer: killed her baby might as well kill her too
Omthebox: Drown a ghost lady in a swamp
lorazx: yes interrogate the ghost
AranMathai: I mean, she's already dead.
Omthebox: k
jschunx: I can't tell if this is okay
Rynehawk: her hair a thing
DiscordianTokkan: Bald spot
Morrigan9: dat's nasty
tergonis: choking zombies
Wodar9: Were is the Joker!!!
lorazx: thatll work
MitchTheQuaker: are you waterboarding a zombie
Pharmacistjudge: huh?
arcbound_roomba: Holy tone shift Batman
Lord_Hosk: What is your quest?
fortyozbrewingcompany: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!!!??
frogomb: you can choke and drown ghosts?
Juliamon: She's a zomboghost... this is probably fine
0x6772: So, that's going to be his wife, right?
Mister_Hush: She's so articulate for being the way she is
Omega_Lairon: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?"
Grevas13: how do you waterboard a ghost?
jschunx: He killed the DEVIL? Good job dad!
e_bloc: Corgo100 let's drown a ghost.
ShortForPhill: wow we suck
0x6772: Or kelp. Could always be kelp.
Earthenone: batman?
haliberdk: it was the seaweed all along
seth_erickson: He was drowning a piece of seaweed
tergonis: the devil, didn't you hear?
Rynehawk: is that the engineer from the polar express?
ShortForPhill: twas stalin himself, comrades
jschunx: Taxi, after that boat!
BusTed: It's a race!
theonlyangelx: QTE
haliberdk: Grand Theft Boat
Rynehawk: hot hot hot hot cholocate
TheMerricat: what happened to the swamp monsters.
theonlyangelx: please, QTE boat
JonnyGlitch: ghosts don't need boats
Kramburger: Dude your boat's leaking
e_bloc: cmon rhythm game
space_turbulence: we're the murderer
monakai: I predict many QTEs.
CapnRobert: boat doesnt look like its gonna last long
nemryn: I bet we let him get away
Erudite_Cynic: SPEED HOLES
blackwlf: It's because it's a shittyass boat.
EvilBadman: Let's drown a ghost that felt threatened enough to volunteer information
TheInnsanity: grand theft BOAT
ehsteveG: this dev needs to pick ONE thing and do that
theonlyangelx: dammit
Alahmnat: boat is no clipping out the water plane
Omega_Lairon: See, it's very smart - you pre-sink the boat just a little bit so it becomes immune to sinking later Kappa
Wodar9: Chapter 11
Kazman20a: that was myt thought as well Adam
cgwonder: this game is so frustrating because despite how sucky it is i still want answers to how the story concludes. How does the cold war tie into all this????
PatFromIT: occlusion is hard man, alright?
Kramburger: Object> Fluid> Obstacle> Yes
ThorSokar: also, rowing up stream in a storm, must be hercules
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SharkHero08: Is this still the cold war code breaker game? This seems pretty convoluterd
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Lithobraker: Backstops, full slide, ready Go!
cgwonder: yeah fucking Emma calling in a fake Sheriff. All her fualt.
JonnyGlitch: I want m&ms now
blackwlf: Carboat
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
JonnyGlitch: it was all a dream
Omthebox: uuugh
Rynehawk: just let go man
Rynehawk: just let go
the_one_and_only_kim: or just do a QTE
Gascitygaming: driving poorly*
cgwonder: we 100% are murdering people in these blackouts
theonlyangelx: blegh
Mister_Hush: Jesus take the wheel, game's over
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Pharmacistjudge: wait for the pressure to equallize...the go for the door
tergonis: windows
nemryn: I guess we drove our boat into the river?
Metalupis: window crank?
Boi_Ginny: Oh hey look it's one of my biggest fears :)
Nigouki: does the old diary trigger some manchurian candidate shenanigans?
Omthebox: This game makes me upset that somebody made it and thought it was okay to sell.
haliberdk: time to open the windows and let the water go out Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OR! Go with me on this journey, we dive deeper into the sub ocean
Rockario: The car's full of water, you can just open the door
TheMerricat: Last time we saw ourselves we were being kidnapped by masked man.....
ehsteveG: *pushes up glasses* wellllll the pressure is equalized so the door would open no problem
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: And this is why you keep a hammer in your glove box
Kramburger: 4Head If it were me, I would simply kick the window out
aWabbajack: we just killed Sylvanas!
space_turbulence: pressure differential is why, in real life
aWabbajack: well in End Time Time Walking Dungeon
JonnyGlitch: so many people bits
nemryn: Shoot the water, that'll get rid of it!
theonlyangelx: why is this full of bits?
Omthebox: hmmmm....
haliberdk: let me give you a hand
Dog_of_Myth: Keep the junk in the trunk
JonnyGlitch: the bits! the bits!
BrindleBoar: this game SUCKS
BrokenGolem: first try
TheMerricat: would a handgun fire underwater?
BrindleBoar: oh hey a four-leaf clover
theonlyangelx: Gunderwater
cgwonder: do guns... work underwater?
Mister_Hush: Gunderwater
Omthebox: Not well
BusTed: Pretty sure it would.
Rockario: Was really hoping the long swim to the surface would kill you
JonnyGlitch: glocks can fire underwater
Erudite_Cynic: that car is now full of tomb juice
Mysticman89: I think you landed on a fourm leaf clover
asthanius: no
stateofcomatose: Some guns do chat
PatFromIT: That is how literately nothing works
Mister_Hush: @theonlyangelx Yeah, okay, you win
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not generally
ehsteveG: nope
space_turbulence: that gun would...never work drenched?
Kazman20a: guns work fine under water,
belladante_: they can work
Omega_Lairon: They did that on Mythbusters
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder if a RUSSIAN gun would
TheInnsanity: guns have oxidizers usually
PlusDY: might work once
TheJoe743: yes at point blank
Diabore: guns work, just not well
BrindleBoar: Most guns, no.
Tedziy: some guns can
Kazman20a: \
aquinas_0: body disposal or murdered wife, put in your bets!
haliberdk: some guns do
tergonis: it would fire, but it wouldn't shatter the trunk
Rynehawk: LUL
stateofcomatose: Yes Ben, some can, yes Glocks can
asthanius: given the time period?
Falcon_Talos: most can
Geekscience: Saw it on mythbusters
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JonnyGlitch: but I don't think that's a glock
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Nigouki: i wanna say it would fire but not cycle properly
blackwlf: More important question is WHY WAS YOUR CAR FULL OF PEOPLE-CHUNKS?!
Kazman20a: they only have a problem when you have air still in the barrel
Rumiir_the_Dragon: mythbusters did a thing about that
ThorSokar: small arms work that way
Grevas13: that can't be a glock, given the timeline
patrick_stonecrusher: HolidayPresent HolidayPresent HolidayPresent
asthanius: I feel like this time period doesn't have guns that work underwater
ehsteveG: they can't have any air in them
ShortForPhill: time for a rousing game of WHERE'S MY WIFE
theonlyangelx: @Mister_Hush Thanks friendo XD
TheInnsanity: bullets have oxidizers these days
Lithobraker: It would shoot but wouldn't cycle
BrindleBoar: Ben: they're a type of weapon Kappa
Mysticman89: I think it's one shot but the reload mechanism gets screwy? Based on mythbusters. specific guns will vary tho
captain_wulf: <message deleted>but you looked so natural in roadquest!
Shirts_: most can fire one shot
TehAmelie: as long as you can avoid getting the powder wet you can get lucky
Stripe_dog: A gun can fire underwater, assuming no water got into the ammunition, which it shouldn't.
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ThorSokar: they only work up close
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Rumiir_the_Dragon: But probably wouldn't break the window
Erudite_Cynic: it was a 1911
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, most can? wouldn't that slow down the uhhh what's that one pin called
space_turbulence: @loadingreadyrun hard agree
enki1256: I'm just... you were in a boat, then suddenly... car going into the river?
patrick_stonecrusher: HolidayPresent HolidayPresent HolidayPresent HolidayPresent HolidayPresent
Kramburger: Guns have a function, but jesus fuck I would Never get one
theonlyangelx: I like guns in theory... like I find their engineering and mechanics interesting...
theonlyangelx: but i hate them
JonnyGlitch: I'm not a gun nut, it was more from learning about cop things
BrokenGolem: glock was... 82?
jschunx: thought you weren't gonna go looking too closely at this game anymore, Ben, just gonna go along for the ride, right?
space_turbulence: you think YOU're afraid of guns, try living in America
TheInnsanity: guns are what happen when you min-max explosives
AranMathai: Why did that get me?
Rynehawk: handy
Mysticman89: it was just a poorly modelled luger
iconicshadow89: would have broke a window
theonlyangelx: butt pickaxe
DiscordianTokkan: Had to shoot the window, but still had the pickaxe of course
BrindleBoar: don't forget the grappling hook
TheMerricat: and we didn't use that to pop the window.....
theonlyangelx: and the knife
Rynehawk: where's budda honestly
j0xer: there are certain things that technology is great for making easier, murder isn't something i want optimized
nemryn: We had a pickaxe? We could have used that to dig the water out!
Geekscience: Ah, video game inventories
jschunx: how's that magical zap gun faring after your impromptu bath, anyway?
hawkfalcon8: lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG how do you like it?
DrDracnon: Things to hear Ben say when you tune into the stream...
theonlyangelx: yeah, the Buddha would be the best tool here
AranMathai: Why did "pickaxe in our anus" break me?
IsThis___Art: i like learning about guns in vidya games
theonlyangelx: drop all that attachment
BrokenGolem: watch it be a friiggin bear
Rynehawk: LUL i legit thought there was a roller luggage on your left
PatFromIT: Pickaxes are real good at breaking windows, just sayin'
noisyblizzard: pickaxes only work on stones you guys
Mister_Hush: @AranMathai It would break many.
haliberdk: fresh bodies monkaS
Grevas13: just bucket out the source blocks from the cart
Kramburger: The pickaxe is pretty streamlined besides the handle
ThorSokar: isn't one of those the model for your wife?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there is no one good in this game
FaustianHero: wow, elf on a shelf got dark
frogomb: no no no, dig up stupid
Lithobraker: Actually shooting a gun *inside* a car while underwater would 100% pop your eardrums
JonnyGlitch: guilt makes you crazy
Laserbeaks_Fury: Extreme Subtweeting
Dog_of_Myth: Are we the baddies?
theonlyangelx: Machetes only work on bushes
TheInnsanity: wait, are we the rock?
cgwonder: any character who has random blackouts in a horror game is a murderer
Earthenone: also did some damage to ice ghost
Shirts_: in horror gamrs we are always the bad guy
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I have a feeling you called it when you said this was a jekyll and hyde remake....
BusTed: New ride!
noisyblizzard: y new car
bowsin_durrows: It wasn't *our* car.
Kramburger: OH
Kramburger: FOR
Ubiki: pretty sure that was the sherrifs car
Grevas13: and an old-timey ghost
Kramburger: FUCKS
Mysticman89: honey, I traded the car for a carriage. surprise!
Kramburger: SAKE
Diabore: its fine, it was the sheriffs car
tergonis: my money is on schizophrenia for the "villain"
eric_christian_berg: The timelines are collapsing!
JonnyGlitch: deleting the ecidence
JuniorRoll: Glad the bodies were in his car and not ours
Lithobraker: The coupling of the shockwave in water is sooooo much more efficient than in air
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's still an old-timey carriage Kappa
PlusDY: Y'see, now it's good again
JonnyGlitch: too bad those body bits will float
cgwonder: i think we were hiding the sheriff's body and car... in the ocean
AranMathai: Now, how dead is the wife?
BrindleBoar: She's dead, Jim.
AranMathai: And how is she dead?
the_one_and_only_kim: the sheriffs car with about 7 people worth of parts in the back
jschunx: north, south or dennis
Omega_Lairon: "Exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS"
Kramburger: *Dull Surprise* oh my god did we kill the sheriff?
blackwlf: What is up with some of this art?
e_bloc: fuck if they cause emma to have a miscarriage because of some curse shit
tergonis: tell me she packed her shit and left like a sane person in this scenario
stateofcomatose: If the payoff for this game is that somehow we are a sleeper agent or something and we just went on a killing spree, I quit
monakai: This dude says fuck weird.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this dude keeps saying that
JonnyGlitch: there was more than one humans worth of body bits in the back of the truck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and yet he keeps leaving
long_bad_cutscene: did they get tommy wiseau for the VO?
theonlyangelx: oh, a horse!
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newfur: The survivors will envy the dead. And in the game!
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theonlyangelx: ben, more importantly
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theonlyangelx: a HORSE
OksanaSean: I blame that horse
TheMerricat: was that emma in the sheriff's car?
nemo_somen: Thanks for the HahaLean @newfur
haliberdk: she didn't look happy on that photo tho monkaS
BusTed: you'll rot your teeth!
Lithobraker: Saying "fuck" all the time makes my game more mature Kappa
cgwonder: what about soda for breakfast?
circusofkirkus: chrome pills
AranMathai: She could have always just said "to hell with this guy" and ditched the locket.
ShortForPhill: i mean... do we even really like our wife that much?
IsThis___Art: PEELZ HARR
Geekscience: that's a shiny pill bottle
e_bloc: you can if you follow it with some ativan
nemryn: Or maybe that's a film canister?
DrasonSpike: Film not pills?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: speed strats
Mysticman89: yeah no soda before bed. *sips soda at 11:30pm*
FireBasilisk53: speedrun strats
space_turbulence: yeah that looks like a roll of film
JonnyGlitch: it's never bed time if you never go to sleep!
cgwonder: thunk
TheInnsanity: because basements are SPOOKY
JuniorRoll: A use for matches!
ulexarX: Are we getting to the beginning of the game?
FireBasilisk53: cover your eyes, I'm throwing a flash bang
cgwonder: horse horse horse horse
Sheikun07: I KNEW IT
YawnLance: It was the horse all along!
Sheikun07: ALL ALONG
eric_christian_berg: Bad horse!
blackwlf: The horse is coming for you.
jschunx: it's just a prop
Omega_Lairon: (doonk)
Laserbeaks_Fury: The bag guys always starts out as your friend
Lithobraker: Yeah Ben, in the olden days cameras used this thing called film to take pictures Kappa
blackwlf: It's hollow.
JonnyGlitch: game dev is too young to know how heavy a CRT is
nemryn: Dang horses, you just can't trust 'em
cgwonder: cardboard tv
BusTed: It's just one of those model TVs like you see in Ikea.
haliberdk: rip melee players
ShortForPhill: it's the friendly box shape
Gascitygaming: made some stew beef based chilli instead of ground beef, its almost done and its sooo good lol
Mister_Hush: they're gonna have to hit up Otaku Jeff
cgwonder: HOOOORSE
jschunx: HORNSE
j0xer: melee isn't in evo any more, no need to practice
IsThis___Art: HOAEURSE
Rhynerd: begin the war cry! drag the horse on the ground!
PlusDY: Your wife was kidnapped by Kool Aid Man!
Dog_of_Myth: What's Ben Wheeler doing in this game?
frogomb: look at my horse, this horse is amazing
eric_christian_berg: Drop the thoroughbred of sin! Before it is too late!
haliberdk: ppmd
Metalupis: so, there's a story about that horse
ehsteveG: Now EVO's hygiene problem isn't as bad Kappa
Boi_Ginny: How big is this basement?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, if you throw her, is that a Hail Mary?
DiscordianTokkan: Freedom!
jschunx: you guys got this!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, was that a short chapter?
Mister_Hush: how is this the end of the game NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
the_one_and_only_kim: did the whole magic zapper mechanic just stop being a thing?
belladante_: why does this send us to the past??????
JonnyGlitch: not 13 chapters? how is this a horror game??
j0xer: horror games are like elevators no chapter 13
Laserbeaks_Fury: "We meet again, for the first time!"
AranMathai: You'll need it all to burn the antagonist, clearly.
Erudite_Cynic: 75 MATCHES?!
Erudite_Cynic: heresy
cgwonder: you've refilled your lantern like... twice? this whole time?
Omega_Lairon: Maybe you're supposed to drink it to erase the memory of playing this game? >_>
Lithobraker: Awww, no rowing rhythm game
eric_christian_berg: Burn it. Burn it all!
Uppercaseccc: you know I could use 47 thinks of caricine
SerGarretCameron: but looting is GAMEPLAY.
BrindleBoar: time to BLAZE IT
Mister_Hush: Can you imagine if this game is like "if you have all 50 bottles of kerosene, you can kill the boss. if not, you lose and we paved your save!"
blackwlf: If you somehow lose because you run out of matches now, I'm going to laugh.
jschunx: and you don't have a gun anymore, so they can't give you more ammo
Geekscience: Just you wait, at the end it'll be like 'If you have all 50 tanks of kerosene, turn to page 34. If not, your adventure is over-"
haliberdk: jump force FeelsBadMan
FireBasilisk53: man, I love me some Mighty Keef
Dezinkled: oh no 68 matches... we lose
nemryn: It's a horror game, you gotta have a limited consumable resource
FireBasilisk53: boy's that just crazy
jschunx: Ben!
haliberdk: under night in birth tho FeelsAmazingMan
Erudite_Cynic: kerosene? all of them are labeled Paraffin. thats GODDAMN WAX
cgwonder: 68? that
JonnyGlitch: banned from videogames
Uppercaseccc: Ben
Jorim: You're playing on the lowest difficulty right? Maybe it is more crucial at higher difficulties.
DiscordianTokkan: "Please, baby, I can find more matches"
AranMathai: So, we've faced a fire ghost, an ice ghost, and a water/poison ghost. Am I missing any?
cgwonder: that's the LEAST sexy number!
jschunx: oh nooooooooo
Diabore: F
Uppercaseccc: f
itomeshi: LOL
JonnyGlitch: nooooo
DiscordianTokkan: RIP
BusTed: Never breaking eye contact.
jrhwhite: No one has ever said type "X" in chat
tergonis: the dominance play
haliberdk: that's a good use of those matches
Dezinkled: X
circusofkirkus: it's getting hot in here
j0xer: I liked the Keef videos about marvel dying
Geekscience: x
LetsConsider: x
Shirts_: the power play
bowsin_durrows: x
Sheikun07: f
IsThis___Art: BENO NO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: x
tergonis: x
TheMerricat: and thus Ben bricked his game.
ghostvalv: wow
ewalkedaway: x
PatFromIT: amazonNo amazonIce
hawkfalcon8: f
e_bloc: x
IsThis___Art: BEN NO
RealRacingRoots: press X to assert dominance
haliberdk: x
JonnyGlitch: F
itomeshi: The last Let's Nope
hawkfalcon8: x
Ristow: "Sorry, you need at least 50 matches to complete the game"
Phailhammer: x
Grevas13: but where will you get more matches!?
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deathlyplacebo: Adam and Ben are 2 of the best bois around
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monakai: This inn sucks!
BrindleBoar: that's... not how houses work
Omega_Lairon: It's just painted on >_>
haliberdk: if you have 70 matches: win the game; otherwise: FeelsBadMan
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dinosaurs
ehsteveG: You can't handle my candelabra
DiscordianTokkan: Inn,,, Mine... whichever
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yabba dabba du
tergonis: you can't handle my strongest candelabra traveller
Mister_Hush: this game stiiiiiinks dude
jschunx: down down far underground you go, my lad
Kramburger: You must light this candelabra in a wind tunnel
Geekscience: self-awareness of nonsense is not justification for nonsense
JonnyGlitch: I'm thinking about growing friendly mutton chops
circusofkirkus: is that the ice man?
circusofkirkus: all thawed out?
theonlyangelx: right in the dingdong
JonnyGlitch: maybe not if that's what happens
jschunx: vicious
Geekscience: oof, the dingaling
BusTed: Right in the ding dang dingdong.
Kramburger: Yeah, look at all the W+P that are self-aware about their shitty writing but don't try to do anything to fix it
e_bloc: that's a dick stabbin
BrokenGolem: nip the tip!
eric_christian_berg: It's The Nut-Stabber!
Mysticman89: no respect for the ding dong
AranMathai: There is a hole in that man's head.
j0xer: is that G and is this a street fighter Cross over?
BusTed: I think we got splashed with dingdong blood.
Mivair: is this still the cold war game?
Boi_Ginny: I love me an unreliable narrator lrrFINE
Erudite_Cynic: ewwww dingdong sauce all over
BrindleBoar: Mivair yes
Wodar9: ???
theonlyangelx: @IsThis___Art you're beautiful
tergonis: what the crap just happened
Mivair: Unfortunate
OksanaSean: This guys got swagger
Geekscience: Can't you tell it's the cold war?
IsThis___Art: @theonlyangelx :D
reapingwildoats: whats a benis
cgwonder: How are these fucking guys strong enough to snap planks in half like that???
theonlyangelx: mmm, drill in the deep
ShortForPhill: what does a machete to the taint have to do with communism?
blackwlf: Men. Drilling and sweating away in the dark. YUP.
circusofkirkus: is he talking about Mine O'clock?
jschunx: Just Men! Drilling, and drilling! and sweating!
Mister_Hush: KGB lighters and ghosts and swamp monsters and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED in this whole game
theonlyangelx: deep, deep drilling
Erudite_Cynic: the real horror was toxic masculinity all along
DiscordianTokkan: Your ancestral pickaxe!
jschunx: No subtext at all! Just drilling, and sweating! With just men!
Mysticman89: you dont have a pickaxe in your butt still?
Grevas13: is it like a bepis?
Sheikun07: So we need to get the pickaxe which we've had all along
BusTed: hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button
eric_christian_berg: The game turns out to be about iron mining contracts.
Rynehawk: Benis? Ben is? Ben is what?
Geekscience: can we get a B E N I S emote?
Nigouki: why are the objectives GO DEEPER INTO THE MINE and GET OUT OF THE MINE when nothing of value happened in between
reapingwildoats: DescriptionBenis is a rural village in Guney-ye Sharqi Rural District, in the Central District of Shabestar County, East Azerbaijan Province, Iran.
Kramburger: A Benis is a Penis that's shorter than the sack
countz3r0: @TheMerricat Thank you for the sub!!! I just noticed! <3
cgwonder: gravity!
theonlyangelx: @Geekscience you KNOW we can't
PlusDY: because he's more of a gamer now
countz3r0: lrrADAM lrrBEN
reapingwildoats: whos wal
Kramburger: How bout you cram DEEZE NUTS!
BusTed: gottem
eric_christian_berg: Mine! Mine like the wind!
jschunx: to pick your nose
ehsteveG: your nose
asthanius: how bout u kram burgers???
Kramburger: I appriciate the setup Adam
Mysticman89: non-euclidean enviroments are always fun
Erudite_Cynic: its all topsy turvy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: kick rocks, pound sand, cram walnuts, are we missing any?
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsUnamused how dare benginWat benginLol
BusTed: The traditional use of a pickaxe. A crowbar.
AranMathai: I swear to god if this turns into As Above, So Below, I'll riot.
Geekscience: is this all the same character?
Grevas13: master of fulcrums
FadedOverseer: To PICK the right path
jschunx: you need the pickaxe for its magical phasing through stone powers
captain_wulf: X
Geekscience: dev couldn't decide what genre to make his horror game so he chose all of them
Kramburger: Awww DAD
RayneTheDarkLadyOfSalt: wow Ben
jschunx: Wood you knock it off, Ben?
haliberdk: board fu panda
j0xer: do a kickflip 1080
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Sign spinning part of the game
Grevas13: gaze upon that lever action power fantasy
BrindleBoar: no that's the spy, this is ye olde man
hawkfalcon8: X
IsThis___Art: wood you not
empyreon: LUL
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reapingwildoats: I got serge so good today he posted those pics of his haircut and a pic of some dog at the stylist and I was like "nice before and after pictures"
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Erudite_Cynic: RADDISH!
Nigouki: Thanks for the Haha2020 @armadilloal
monakai: Blitz? Blitz? Anyone in this mine blitz?
Omega_Lairon: Sure, let's just cram every environment into this last level...
Mivair: what child talks like that
jschunx: aw man, we going this way?
Mister_Hush: @reapingwildoats wow. rough.
jschunx: whyyyyyy
hawkfalcon8: @IsThis___Art can we not go down this branch of puns
Mivair: Art. Art art art art.
Rockario: The phrase "Forgive me, Father" is always a good abuse shorthand
DrasonSpike: does jesus have the holy hand grenade?
BrindleBoar: this game HONKS
reapingwildoats: serge is my dawg
DigitalSeahorse: #RoadQuest The Power of Friendship lrrADAM lrrBEN
long_bad_cutscene: he just yelled swords at them
Mysticman89: he was riding a unicorn at the time
Pharmacistjudge: Jesus is a Lich, nota zombie
Kramburger: The New American Bible
KV1NN4: Sounds.. kindda like.. ash Ketchum?
cgwonder: oh nooooooo how unexpected
Shirts_: we got the madness
bv310: This is nice and fun to see
cgwonder: living up to the Hyde name
DiscordianTokkan: Ah yes, Gollum and Smeagol
Kramburger: Is this supposed to be the same VO
haliberdk: my precious
seth_erickson: Can't wait to fight the literal Devil in the New Testament game that got announced
Laserbeaks_Fury: Got that sounds like Ash
SerGarretCameron: and rode his dragon into battle against some people he didn't like.
Grevas13: oh hey, it's a poor representation of mental illness
circusofkirkus: is this...the beast inside us?
bv310: Very Gollum
IsThis___Art: @hawkfalcon8 ok I'll leaf it alone
Boi_Ginny: Neon fuzz is a great aesthetic
monakai: Andy Serkis this dude is not.
Dix: lololol
nemryn: Ah, of course, purple, that's what's going on here
long_bad_cutscene: im so tired of horror games using mental ilness story lines
BusTed: lrrCOW
cgwonder: who taught this child such language?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this kid rules
haliberdk: D:
Rynehawk: this is how all kids talk
bv310: This VO rocks
asthanius: This sounds like Charlie the fucking Unicorn
Erudite_Cynic: is the bad guy literally Jekyle to your hyde?
PatFromIT: Someone wash that kid's mouth out with soap!
IsThis___Art: why is that VO so funny
Nigouki: oh it's the Mission Impossible intro!
BusTed: I think this is the opening to Mission Impossible.
jschunx: ooooohhaaaauuuugh this game sucks
seth_erickson: this kid can curse but Ryuji can't what is the world DansGame
Geekscience: yo quick question what the fuck
0x6772: Neat lesson in "what schizophrenia is not".
Mysticman89: were F bombs even common in those times?
BrindleBoar: uh
Kramburger: Wow, easy on the language game, or you'll get timed out
space_turbulence: as a childcare worker: no they do not
Telnaior: why does this guy's VA sound like Dr Eggman
Zalthia: I left to do a thing what’s happening now
Mister_Hush: @Pharmacistjudge No Phylactery, Jesus can't be a Lich. Not a zombie either. I propose Jesus was a ghost the whole time.
Mysticman89: I thought it was all "Forsoothe yonder wenches" or something
FaustianHero: you were supposed to bring balance to the force
haliberdk: fire in the hole!
eric_christian_berg: Mummy?
OksanaSean: Is this the same game?!?
space_turbulence: yup, that's our alter ego
Kramburger: Oh Open FIRE I get it!
theonlyangelx: dicksword
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP steveinDevil benginTraitor cpicsBite
Lithobraker: @Mister_Hush but Jesus is the Son not the Holy Ghost Kappa
Geekscience: rip the benis
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MousseFilledCat: Hi Ben and Adam! It was cool seeing you at PAX, Ben.
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theonlyangelx: B E N I S
Omega_Lairon: "Are you impaled or are you just happy to see me?"
Zalthia: Oh have we gotten to the part where we have a split personality?
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsDono cpicsBite
Rynehawk: Penichete!
Pal_Friendpatine: Maybe the language of the day is being translated to modern day? So we are hearing contemporary curse words?
Erudite_Cynic: the Benis chopper
AgentMagicMaster: And now the fire level!
circusofkirkus: good thing dad can't run with his benis cut off
0x6772: So the dad ghost pulled the machete from his groin that the also-dad-ghost put there...?
Rhynerd: Sir, do you know where that machete's been? Other than in your dick?
Geekscience: What setting should the last level be? Yes
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EJGRgunner: Beautiful bearded boisterous boys behaving brazenly brings back besotted brigands befitting both.
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space_turbulence: yup, we're the killer. which means the message is "be abused = become serial killer". Thanks game X(
TheMerricat: @0x6772 I have a feeling we are masked man
jschunx: Secret tunnel!
IsThis___Art: @EJGRgunner brilliant!
ladyxgwen: raiid x45xLick x45xLick
theonlyangelx: ouch, fire hot
MitchTheQuaker: oof ouch owie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: queue Ian singing that one Pearl Jam song
haliberdk: time to use the 70 matches to create a fire wall
theonlyangelx: @space_turbulence classic blibeo germs
BusTed: benginBurn
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is quite the Inn-ferno
SergeYager: How many times can one person fall in one action sequence?!
Geekscience: he's gonna hit us with his dick-machete
Zalthia: Adams face oh my gosh
eric_christian_berg: You don't want to be stabbed with that. You know where it's been.
reapingwildoats: this game makes no sense
theonlyangelx: @SergeYager ask James
0x6772: @TheMerricat I mean, sure? But order of operations!
jschunx: I mean, he took a machete to the dick and he's still walking, would you fight that?
ThorSokar: don't you have a machete AND a bowie knife?
EJGRgunner: Because he's not on fire. Clearly he's made from asbestos. That's a carcinogen.
Tedziy: This level design is awful. :)
hawkfalcon8: @IsThis___Art man, I can't come up with any more puns, I feel like a real stick in the mud
MitchTheQuaker: i regret to inform you, this game sucks
Diabore: but ben, haveyou grabbed the 12 maguffins?
cgwonder: raaaar wrah, raaaar, wraaaah
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad benginBurn cpicsFire steveinDevil
SergeYager: Maybe use axe on enemy?
Zalthia: Adam is getting progressively grumpier
Mysticman89: warg ahg
Laserbeaks_Fury: Here's Johnny!
TheMerricat: @0x6772 given we saw it removed in our flashback, this is obviously in our mind
BusTed: Immediately drops the axe.
Grevas13: yeah, you drown ghost, not axe them
SergeYager: LOL, oh right, I'm the idiot here.
blackwlf: Serge! What's your opinion on gnomes?
theonlyangelx: nono, Serge, axes are for doors, pickaxes for stone, machete for bush, knife for hand, gun for windows
DiscordianTokkan: Into the anti ghost bunker!
RealRacingRoots: axeing him a question doesn't hurt
cgwonder: you didn't even cut through the door with the axe, the door just flew off the hinges!
reapingwildoats: sorry for burning you on twitter serge but I saw an opportunity and I seized it
Rynehawk: FIN
DigitalSeahorse: can't ax a ghost a question
tergonis: serge trying to get you killed
jojos_mojo_: unless you're also a ghost
Rynehawk: credits start rolling
seth_erickson: this chase music was decent at least
BusTed: Chapter 13!
Bus_NA: Just call the Ghostbusters.
DigitalSeahorse: unless you do it with a dead ax :P
Kramburger: No for real, which character is this now?
BusTed: They just need to tie the two timelines together.
Zalthia: I don’t know
e_bloc: I thought I read there was a chapter 14
Omega_Lairon: The commies were a red... herring
prof_membrane: QTEs. It’s hell!
Gascitygaming: Chilli is ready! Who wants some?
Shirts_: our wife?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this game has mulitple endings so.....
reapingwildoats: maybe you just ate some wild mushrooms
Boi_Ginny: Magic space gun?
Kramburger: @Omega_Lairon YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
Zalthia: It has four
monakai: Objective: Go in a direction.
IsThis___Art: @Gascitygaming me!
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe it wasn't the Dad killing but his split personality, like a Fight Club dealy
Dog_of_Myth: Gotta watch them all
0x6772: @TheMerricat "replay" "value"?
MitchTheQuaker: are you really a gamer if you dont get every ending
cgwonder: wait, i thought it was US who was killing not the dad? wasn't it just showing us that we went mad as a child and became a murderer?
SharkHero08: So is our wife going to be the bad guy all along?
BrindleBoar: "Is this really happening?" dude you drowned a ghost like twenty minutes ago
jojos_mojo_: emma is a lie
haliberdk: please tell me that the multiple endings depend on how many matches do you have at the end FeelsAmazingMan
the_one_and_only_kim: 150 endings, all dependant on how many matches you end up with
Erudite_Cynic: the red flashes must be soviet mind control waves
Boi_Ginny: Where's My Wife?
Kramburger: Our characters are merging for reasons
TheMerricat: The walkthrough I skimmed suggested making a copy of your save at the start of chap 13 so you didn't have to replay th whole thing over again.
Zalthia: Are we switching between time periods? Whaaaar
jschunx: haha
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsWookiee theman13ORELSE steveinSharon RPGEpicSword RPGOops
reapingwildoats: this is just one of those CIA LSD experiments
Mister_Hush: this game stinks
Zalthia: What are the Evil roots though?
BusTed: But who are we reaaallly
jojos_mojo_: must poke
DiscordianTokkan: Just like, The Matrix!
Kramburger: OH FFS
Zalthia: Someone explain the evil roots please
OksanaSean: Nice lantern, but do you have a quantum anomaly gun?!?
0x6772: Great, we're a Chad.
jojos_mojo_: must poke danger shiny
long_bad_cutscene: but you were the demons the whole TIME
Zalthia: Wow we have amazing eyeliner
Kramburger: FUCK 👏THIS👏GAME👏
Uppercaseccc: This game is worse than death stranding
Klovervibe: This game is silly
PatFromIT: Does this mean we're the one and get to choose to end the cycle?
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Nigouki: are you all excited for Matrix 4? Kappa
QberryMuffin: i bet its his own face
e_bloc: we can't keep letting him get away with this!
reapingwildoats: hes gonna narrate the bad guy to death
Zalthia: Okay get ready for ba
Kramburger: Look out for dick stabbing
jschunx: Let me guess, the only reason they showed you your own face in the mirror
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaGoose HahaBall
Shirts_: its us calling it now
Rynehawk: OH EM GEE
0x6772: Ah, neat, this is back to the opening when he kills the wife. Swell.
Gascitygaming: It us
jschunx: is because this guy is the same guy
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, that's why the mirror was there
Uppercaseccc: that dudes hand is fuck up
Wodar9: Whole whole of Russia is under the mask
Kramburger: Turns out we were the bad guys in both timelines?
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
theonlyangelx: :0 shocked pikachu
Shirts_: I figured
PlusDY: lrrSPOOP
lorazx: WOOOOOOW
haliberdk: daaaaaamn, I didn't see it coming
Kramburger: FUCK
Erudite_Cynic: ham fisted
e_bloc: obviously
Uppercaseccc: FFS
seth_erickson: LUL
monakai: What?! But! How?!
Omega_Lairon: "We live in a society!"
cgwonder: oh my got what an UNEXPECTED TWIST
FireBasilisk53: BOOOOOOOOO
Klovervibe: He's a great actor y'all
jschunx: I'm shocked, are you guys shocked?
ehsteveG: BOoooooooooooooooo
Sheikun07: WELP
space_turbulence: yup. called it.
lorazx: THIS SUCKS
Kramburger: BOTTOM TEXT
BusTed: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
BrindleBoar: WHAT A TWEEST
Kazman20a: saw this coming
DigitalSeahorse: "Luke, I am your father?"
7gorobei: booooo-urns
MuadDab: Sir this is a Wendys
theonlyangelx: guys, you doing ok?
Zalthia: Adam saaaaaaae
patrick_stonecrusher: HYYYYDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
cgwonder: I certainly didn't see this coming the WHOLE TIME
theonlyangelx: are your minds blown?
Uppercaseccc: alt f4 ben alt f4
OksanaSean: I hate these games
RvLeshrac: watTrashcan
ghostvalv: :shockedpikachuface:
YawnLance: HahaShrugRight Art.
blackwlf: To make a POINT
seth_erickson: Adam remember when I told you this game's story went straight into the sea @LoadingReadyRun
theonlyangelx: cause he wanted to put his finger on it
DigitalSeahorse: uh
PlusDY: its edgy
BusTed: Hell of a way to make a point.
SergeYager: nope nope nope nope nope
reapingwildoats: chopping the fingers off is the best part of this
FaustianHero: it's the final countdown
e_bloc: why not
Rynehawk: how are you getting one at a time
RealRacingRoots: He's missing a step in the knife game
enki1256: Cus this is... a... figment?
Rynehawk: amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Instead of counting on your fingers you're subtracting points, badguy!
PatFromIT: HahaShrugLeft Counting!
enki1256: I... this is a drug trip man.
haliberdk: that's a good way to dont forget the count
jschunx: Neat! He's a magician!
space_turbulence: "being abused = become serial killer". FUCK this game.
MitchTheQuaker: hey the glove is too
bv310: "Oh hold on, I need to start over"
Zalthia: Because were CrAzY
DigitalSeahorse: yeah even Counting with Serge knows that's not what "off by one" means :P
EJGRgunner: @SergeYager Better go find something tranquil to shake off this horror. Maybe slay some demons and devils as you ascend a tower-like structure?
Ciijay: He got his fingers back!
Wodar9: Ya know, this is some pretty cool camera work
theonlyangelx: if they'd just stopped with "you're just a bloodthirsty sadist"
KNACC: oh my fave: abused children becoming killers
Klovervibe: The good news is this twist means it's almost over
Mysticman89: dunno how many endings there are, but perhaps theres one where abuse->killer isn't the reality.
theonlyangelx: @KNACC mood :\
cgwonder: yep apparently victims of abuse and neglect are destined to be crazy murderers. thanks game.
BusTed: Don't you see? You are the beast. The beast... inside...
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH
Zalthia: @mysticman89 nope
Kramburger: Why does evil you have slightly darker skin...?
jrhwhite: Have they done the spiderman pointy thing yet?
ehsteveG: Oh yeah, the Guy Fierri mask
hawkfalcon8: lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG I guess we gotta take of the glasses and cry
JonnyGlitch: He's watched too much Pinky and the Brain, vermin taking over the world
Uppercaseccc: !help
Mysticman89: welp.
PatFromIT: "We live in a society" - This jackass, probably
SerGarretCameron: that was so 2009. these days it's a Joker mask
theonlyangelx: @BusTed I can't believe we didn't see it!
cgwonder: WHAT?
Dezinkled: just fight club it
theonlyangelx: why?
circusofkirkus: LUL
bv310: If he says the name of the game, I'm buying 5 gift subs
Klovervibe: HAHA!!!
jschunx: do both!
long_bad_cutscene: SYMBOLISM
seth_erickson: We need to go to Snow Mountain
theonlyangelx: why morality?
Zip_Lime: jesus
theonlyangelx: why?
Uppercaseccc: HAT
long_bad_cutscene: GAMEPLAY
ThorSokar: time for a backup save!
Boi_Ginny: So we know that Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde isn't like this right?
blackwlf: It's a really snazzy hat.
FaustianHero: TF2 conditions me to go for hat
Gascitygaming: flip a coin!
JonnyGlitch: stabby
nemryn: So I guess we're the Quiet Man, then
0x6772: Sweet binary.
PlusDY: you dont have enough matches for the third ending
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game sucks
Veraphage: eat glass
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: m'lady
jschunx: put on the hat and THEN kill him
tergonis: our expectations were low game, but holy fuck
hawkfalcon8: noooo
IsThis___Art: BEN NO
TheMerricat: poor emma.
Geekscience: Because everybody knows morality is binary and as simple a choice as left or right
theonlyangelx: yeah, hat it up mother fuckerrrr
Rynehawk: i say just shut er down
seth_erickson: I chose to HAT
BrindleBoar: oh boy, here I go killin' again
patrick_stonecrusher: red lazer/green lazer
Gascitygaming: heads hat tail machete
OksanaSean: The righteous?!? In my best Feyd voice
DiscordianTokkan: M'lady malady
Tedziy: It's not really symbolism if they clearly state one of the choices as 'evil'
Mysticman89: just go slap the dude
Rynehawk: dont even choose. just quit man. just quit.
Tedziy: wtf
ThorSokar: Top hats are Cool!
AranMathai: How does this connect to the later timeline? >_>
Grevas13: dicksword him
BusTed: Dink stab?
noisyblizzard: dew it
erloas: barcode or vasaline it
Kramburger: CW CW CW
cgwonder: i wanna see if you even CAN kill him. i feel like this is gonna be an illusion of choice thing
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG
jschunx: you wiiiiiin
DiscordianTokkan: Achievement unlocked!
bv310: Cool game, cool ending
Geekscience: wow what a deus ex machete
OksanaSean: Let Adam choose
jschunx: don't be a dick, doc!
zeanithhelfire: now its also all a dream
SerGarretCameron: so Lenin is your doctor?
Pal_Friendpatine: I feel like killing the dude is embracing the murdering aspect
Zalthia: Everyone knows this is how therapy works- you kill a mirror version of yourself
Geekscience: yo is this guy freud
belladante_: fuck this game! fuck this game! fuck this game!
DigitalSeahorse: "my waif"
Rockario: The good old, unsatisfying, I stabbed my mental illness
monakai: Oh boy, I'm excited for bad portrayals of psychiatry.
RealRacingRoots: I'm afraid it's been..... nine years
PlusDY: this doctor is a dick
jojos_mojo_: that seems like a really inappropriate way for a doctor to act
Uppercaseccc: oh god none of this was real
Zalthia: Also I don’t think this guys a real doctor
Boi_Ginny: Everyone in this game is a jerk
IsThis___Art: bwears bwi bwife!
DigitalSeahorse: probably
seth_erickson: COOL GAME
Mysticman89: you're in a communist hospital..ok I was joking but then he said it
bv310: Oh hot dang, "It was all a dream" was the last square I needed for the full outside lines
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: how much have i missed
Zalthia: Also. It’s never explained like... why he started murdering people? Or if it was even him?
silvalunae: I'm not one to say this, but there's too much fucking cussing
cgwonder: UGH
theonlyangelx: eugh
OksanaSean: You are Emma
YawnLance: WELP
monakai: ahahahaahahahahaahahaa
MitchTheQuaker: holy shit
Uppercaseccc: AHHHHH
Rumiir_the_Dragon: KNew it!
asthanius: fuckin called it
Geekscience: fucking
jschunx: siiiiiiiiiigh
jrhwhite: you were dating J Law!!!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
PlusDY: I was right!
bv310: Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
BrokenGolem: laynaWat
IsThis___Art: OKAY
Rhynerd: Does the hat ending change that?
Zalthia: Wait why am I sub?
seth_erickson: The Spies they're everywhere
stateofcomatose: I CALLED IT
long_bad_cutscene: lets blame mental illness again
Lithobraker: Didn't GRU get started after the fall of the USSR?
circusofkirkus: Wasn't that the opening cutscene?
long_bad_cutscene: thats fun
Shirts_: this is what I figured Boo
long_bad_cutscene: MPD even
Boi_Ginny: "He's crazy" doesn't justify a bad game that makes no sense my dudes
OksanaSean: Total recall.
Rynehawk: Im "A-Dick-A-Lus"
Omthebox: -10/10
Klovervibe: This is so much better than you never having a wife. I change my mind this game is awesome!
0x6772: @Lithobraker yes, KGB and GRU never overlapped
DigitalSeahorse: my name is Charlie!
asthanius: WOAH
DigitalSeahorse: where's my angels?
asthanius: THIS IS NOT OKAY
monakai: And we thought we could get away from The Blair Witch Project.
FaustianHero: woa, free electricity
JonnyGlitch: that's not how EST works
Mysticman89: wasn't there a tentacle monsters near the beginning? What did that have to do with anything?
erloas: ah, who didn't see this "twist" coming
Erudite_Cynic: oh good electro shock
DiscordianTokkan: What the actual fuck
AranMathai: This game is just bad >_>
Zalthia: This is a bad game
Lithobraker: @0x6772 maybe this guy's a super time traveler
seth_erickson: It was the madness in his mind mysticman89
cgwonder: oh look. it was us the WHOLE TIME
jojos_mojo_: oh dang
PlusDY: WE was the communists!
seth_erickson: I would guess
jschunx: oh hey, from the beginning
bv310: It was us all along! What a tweesty
jschunx: I'd actually forgotten that
e_bloc: I'm sure it was an axeident
BrindleBoar: zzzz
JonnyGlitch: painfully obvious
Geekscience: roll it back
BrokenGolem: dont glorify electroshock...
jschunx: this game sucks
Sheikun07: wow
CompletelyUnsure: That's a snazzy fasinator
theonlyangelx: what a tweeeest
aWabbajack: feliciaBOY
blackwlf: The real us was the communist friends we made along the way.
Mysticman89: his madness has otherwise beeing KGB stuff instead of cthululu stuff
OksanaSean: did you have a quantum anomaly Raygun?
Zip_Lime: You have now entered.....the scary door
Boi_Ginny: What about the magic space gun??
Ristow: it turns out The Beast... was Inside
theonlyangelx: choose, do you remember
DigitalSeahorse: bingo card of "we the baddy" and "mental illness stigma"
YawnLance: Game pls
AranMathai: Wow.
Juliamon: GAME. PLS.
Erudite_Cynic: HUEHUEHEU
DiscordianTokkan: A twist worthy of M. Night Shamalamadingdong
Geekscience: ah jeez rick, this game sucks
Veraphage: eat glass
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fuck this game
Miijhal: this fucking blooooows
Uppercaseccc: FFS
tergonis: i'm more mad that the est apparently did something
long_bad_cutscene: wow this game is hit
InkyGhoast: woooooow
seth_erickson: EMMA WAS A SPY
Rynehawk: GUYS
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL
Stripe_dog: Why not both?
e_bloc: this game SUCKS
Rhynerd: game, no.
IsThis___Art: This guy are sick
Kramburger: SHUT IT DOWN
Klovervibe: I love this game
Zalthia: Wow
Rynehawk: TURN. IT. OFF
bv310: Holy shit this game sucks even more somehow
circusofkirkus: I spy with my little eye
space_turbulence: ah good, so now this game is implying weird split personalities are genetic and lead to murder. great.
Alahmnat: *bangs had on desk*
jschunx: man, who'dve known that THIS would be the final gauntlet in this game
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_SG
PlusDY: again, not enough matches for the third ending
tergonis: burn this game to the fucking ground
0x6772: alt-F4
Boi_Ginny: Zoinks
asthanius: what
PatFromIT: Third option: ALT + F4, Steam refund, pretend this never happened
cgwonder: byw adam
jojos_mojo_: cronch
Miijhal: AHAHAHA
Ubiki: there is only ZUUL
Uppercaseccc: bye adam
Rynehawk: did he just open a coke?
BrindleBoar: He was a pretty bad doctor tho
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there is only Dave?
PlusDY: f
seth_erickson: bye Adam
reapingwildoats: if only more women were soviet spies. that would rule
erloas: Now it's only Beej
haliberdk: there's only ZUUL
DigitalSeahorse: take that
BusTed: cool
NimrodXIV: LOL
TheInnsanity: what the hell
philippekav: jfc
JonnyGlitch: Bye Adam!
monakai: !game bad
MatthewDennisMTG: bye adam
circusofkirkus: ADAM IS GONE
Shirts_: welp Adam's gone
jschunx: see ya later, Adam
ghostvalv: gottem
ehsteveG: !game bad
Sheikun07: bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
long_bad_cutscene: wow went real christian bale batman there
aWabbajack: 10/10 would play again?
Juliamon: So... what was the point of the hat/knife choice...???
Omega_Lairon: !game bad
PlusDY: wut
DiscordianTokkan: We're FREEEEEE
AranMathai: That game was awful. O.o
BrokenGolem: got the ?good? ending
MitchTheQuaker: F
Klovervibe: !game good
seth_erickson: COOL GAME
Gascitygaming: We released..... THE BEAST INSIDE!
tergonis: nurse just sat there and watched
FaustianHero: RIP Adam
belladante_: !game bad
Ivalenz_: I remember there was a time developers could write an ending instead of leaving it up to coin tosses.
YawnLance: It started off fine... how did we get here
theonlyangelx: Sorry Adam, you're gone
asthanius: !game horrible
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: woow
noisyblizzard: but he's sitting right there
DigitalSeahorse: !game bad
Zalthia: So
theonlyangelx: Ben only stream
Kazman20a: ADAM IS GONE>>>>>
JonnyGlitch: !game bad
Mysticman89: it'd be a twist if the doctor screamed out in russian
belladante_: i hate this game
space_turbulence: welp, fuck this game
reapingwildoats: what did the benis represent?
SergeYager: what did I...
ThorSokar: What happens if you pick the hat?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh my god this game fucking sucked
Inquisitor_Xian: What is this james bond ass song lol
ewalkedaway: Bye Adam!
Ristow: good timing at least
ehsteveG: RIP vods
Alahmnat: wow that was terrible
Gascitygaming: this game STINKS!
hawkfalcon8: NO! my stream froze!
PlusDY: !findquote communist
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Geekscience: slow, somber covers of songs: exist
ShortForPhill: lrrFRUMP
0x6772: wait, wait, what's with this closing sound track?
Dezinkled: yikes
Laserbeaks_Fury: ANd now Adam is gon
haliberdk: and thus Captain America was born
seth_erickson: this song tho seabatTROG
Geekscience: dev: is this a scary soundtrack?
Juliamon: "Adam... is gone. Call me Beej."
Boi_Ginny: The real Beast Inside was all the friends we killed along the way?
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: My brain hurts from all the bad this game was
FaustianHero: wait they literally call him hyde?
SpoonfullOfSugar: so they were all communists the whole time?
ZeroskieS: We are VENOM
DiscordianTokkan: Time to delete this game and never look back!
HorusFive: I tunes in about 5 minutes ago. None of this surprises me, and Adam's face makes it all worth it
Zalthia: This was kickstarted
silvalunae: song too good for this game
TheMerricat: They had two voice actors for Adam.....
stateofcomatose: I still can't believe I got the soul read on the end for this game
bv310: I am so curious what the other endings are
auxv: sounds like a 007 song
stateofcomatose: I'm so mad
Klovervibe: So why were we playing a comedy game for Let's Nope again?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: but yeah "there is no Adam, there is only Beej" is quite a call back
DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
Mysticman89: so if you reload, do you get to choose other endings, or does it make you play all the way through?
walkeroftales: This game honks!
YawnLance: So, we gonna get a good game next time?
SergeYager: Oooooh, I get it. The beast was inside all along. huh. Can't believe no one saw that coming.
asthanius: Wow that's a lot of Russian people on the team
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jojos_mojo_: it's called the beast inside, how is this a plot twist lol
blip2004: aww i missed the end
DigitalSeahorse: HONK HahaGoose
7gorobei: Thanks for the HahaLean @matthewdennismtg
Miijhal: why would you localize this
Lithobraker: I'm waiting for the writer to know who to blame
Rockario: Is this by famous artist Evermore?
Alahmnat: you didn't miss much, @blip2004
theonlyangelx: Good games != Horror Games
Geekscience: The ending was satisfying, you just didnt get it
MatthewDennisMTG: @7gorobei bless up
andysoo89: What did I just watch?
Miijhal: why would you inflict this upon other languages
Diabore: @loadingreadyrun it said hold spacebar to skip
DiscordianTokkan: So many people made bad choices
EmpyrealHell: this game was kickstarted by 5 alexes!
cgwonder: I was GENUINELY interested in how the story would turn out until it was abundantly clear about halfway through that it would be us all along
Zalthia: This. Was. Kickstarted.
tergonis: bring back Maize, we can power through the opening bits and it'll be fine
seth_erickson: Listen Visage can't put out chapters all the time got to suffer with this kind of game until then
PlusDY: okay i think i figured it out
YawnLance: Woof it was a Kickstarter game too? I wonder how all those backers felt about this
e_bloc: the ending sucked and I'm sure I got it
Boi_Ginny: Well that happened
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they sure as hell got it, and the game gave it to them
Mysticman89: oh hinting a sequel?
PlusDY: we were cArAzY
erloas: yeah, this ending was figured out like 8 hours ago
Raketon: That's a LOT of kickstarter backers for such horseshit
0x6772: @PlusDY was the beast inside?
bv310: This is way, WAY too large a credits for this game to suck so much
Rhynerd: For the love of god, montressor!
Veraphage: The beast was the friends we made along the way
FaustianHero: they're locking the game away
seth_erickson: Edgar Allen Poe is that you
DigitalSeahorse: EmpyrealHell LOL yeah that kickstarter :D yay lrrALEX
walkeroftales: uuuuugh I was convinced halfawy through this was a mirror dimension thing but NO we were just crazy
biosomniac: For the love of god, Montressor!
seth_erickson: Get out of here
Mysticman89: pre order the beast inside 2 now?
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, all in all.
BrindleBoar: For the Love of God, Adamtressor!
Pharmacistjudge: DSMV is not a monster manual
NimrodXIV: k
eric_christian_berg: All in all, just another brick in the wall.
haliberdk: time to build the wall?
theonlyangelx: was... that a metaphor? for something?
patrick_stonecrusher: just another brick in the wall...
Geekscience: that was /s for those keeping score
Wodar9: The other ending was better Kappa
MatthewDennisMTG: @Pharmacistjudge ain't that the damn truth
0x6772: Oh, cool, new game +
Klovervibe: It's called the Beast Inside. So it just gave away the twist in the title? What a load of crap.
asthanius: Just like Rick & Morty, we're not smart enough to understand the ending.
cgwonder: great
cgwonder: wonderful
jschunx: 'kay
e_bloc: yeah the other ending makes sense.
monakai: What.
circusofkirkus: now what if you had more matches at the end?
Erudite_Cynic: ?
Juliamon: "Adam will return, in THE AVENGERS"
haliberdk: was that a sequel try?
jschunx: hahaha
theonlyangelx: ?
cgwonder: ?????
monakai: noooooooooooooooooo
MatthewDennisMTG: ?PogChamp
Rynehawk: WOAAAHH
Grevas13: fuck you game, you don't get a sequel
Kramburger: ???????
ShortForPhill: lrrFRUMP
ghostvalv: :O
novrdd: soo many weird in game mechanics that forcefully put in...
BusTed: Gave us the question marks.
jojos_mojo_: they didn't
NimrodXIV: no. no. NO
Zip_Lime: PogChamp
theonlyangelx: pogpogpog
Geekscience: to be fair, you need a really high IQ to understand Beast Inside
PlusDY: NO
YawnLance: benginFacepalm
tergonis: cuz you totally got out of that hospital after killing that doctor
Zalthia: Fuck off
walkeroftales: Why would you name a central character Walter Gilman and not involve the witch-house time travel?
Rockario: Hype! The sequel will be set in London?
e_bloc: play it again?
LetsConsider: Poj
Masslost: can we try the other ending
seth_erickson: PjorgChamp emote when Adam
Earthenone: guess who is making it to beast inside 2
patrick_stonecrusher: Question mark??
Mysticman89: oh you have to play through again for the other 3 endings? Ick
Dog_of_Myth: We going to London boys
bv310: Okay fuck it, they ended on a THE END? Best game ever
DiscordianTokkan: Baleet Yeet this game
DigitalSeahorse: ? slytqDD ssandWOW
IsThis___Art: oh, I think I got Bingo
e_bloc: if you kill your doctor you get to leave
theonlyangelx: it wasn't a real hospital
Kramburger: Turns out the beast inside was mental illness.... AGAIN
monakai: The final this or that: Beast Inside or Blair Witch Project?
theonlyangelx: obviskessly
Diabore: there is no continue
PatFromIT: Here's something fun to do, anyone who would buy this game, instead donate to Nami to spread awareness of what mental illness actually is
reapingwildoats: communism will win
Juliamon: The EST nurse didn't, y'know, run for security while you were murdering the doc... sure.....
circusofkirkus: thank you for your service seabatTROG 7
erloas: who's going to look for you, they're all dead
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: this game was like simic slaw
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we killed the doctor. now we ownt he hospital, chain of command
OksanaSean: Unforgiven?
HorusFive: Perhaps the real hospital was inside you all along
the_one_and_only_kim: @e_bloc that is the rules
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Ristow: history doesn't speak much of Adam, the man who won the Cold War
haliberdk: you own what you kill
PlusDY: If it weren't for you, we'd be speaking Russian right now!
theonlyangelx: shark jumping was had
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun @Masslost unfortunately if you don't make a copy of the save when you hit chapter 13, you have to restart from the begining to get the other endings.
YawnLance: Oh hey, you can't continue anymore. The game just deletes your save at the end
Zalthia: Finish Maize?
Kramburger: Why are games afraid of creating worlds where ghosts, etc are real?
DiscordianTokkan: Cool gaaaame
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: or anything requiring nuance
Earthenone: maize was on a hard drive that was james
Earthenone: d
Juliamon: Good thing we don't want to see the other endings if they're anything like that one.
captain_wulf: lrrBEN_TK lrrBEN_TK lrrBEN_TK
RealRacingRoots: The real beast inside was the friends we made along the way
Omega_Lairon: It was a mess of lazy tropes, pointless puzzles, and bad writing
jschunx: good job guys!
bananderson_: the beast was muuuuuurder
reapingwildoats: wasnt the story not about a mental illness but about a ghost that makes someone a serial killer
cgwonder: as everyone knows, childhood trauma gets into the genetic code...
jojos_mojo_: lost in vivo
7gorobei: give us Maize
Geekscience: do they have to be as amazing as this one?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's december, are there any good Krampus horror games?
IsThis___Art: Silent Hill 2 and 3!
Kramburger: There's not a horror game
jojos_mojo_: omg yessssss
stateofcomatose: The Final Station?
YawnLance: Control isn't really horror... and also probably not a Ben / Adam game :P
RvLeshrac: Atari Haunted House.
Zalthia: Knock Knock?
itomeshi: Control is an AMAZING game. I'm not sure if it's.... horror, per se.
Rhynerd: Lost in Vivo is interesting.
Scy_Anide: Did LRR stream Prey?
Uppercaseccc: Alan wake?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun would any of the Hello Neighbor games fit your criteria?
Shirts_: Spirit hunter is really good its an asian style horror game
technoFinch: Have y'all played Ib? I have no idea where to get it these days but I can do some digging
theonlyangelx: agreed, I think it's not horror?
JTK45: ive heard gods basment was good but i havent played
ThorSokar: it's an SCP game (control)
AranMathai: Oh - there's always the old Sierra Online Shivers games.
aWabbajack: The Hex?
itomeshi: You don't need to read the notes, honestly.
Master_Gunner: Control is a lot like Alan Wake
Mysticman89: could play the evil within 2? The game that sounds like this one but is actually decent ish.
Crashzxs: control is spooky, but not horor
aWabbajack: form the Dev of Pony Island also from BC
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun there are three of them n
DigitalSeahorse: chat wants to "Control" you :P benginPun
Zalthia: Pathologic 2?
reapingwildoats: pathologic 2 :O
aWabbajack: kathle3HEX
Rockario: Control is an SCP setting, but you don't seem to be there to be scared
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: cory likes pathologic 2
the_one_and_only_kim: I think the Watch and Nope is really entertaining poersonally
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: she was talking about it on talking sim
reapingwildoats: time and a half
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Thanks for the stream dudes! Have a great evening lrrHEART
stateofcomatose: Soma? It has been played, but Adam hasn't seen it
nicolebarbaraann: hanging out with your girlfriends family you boob
PlusDY: dang christmas is soon
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP_SG lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG
Zalthia: @n0t_multiple_r0b0ts when, today?
Pharmacistjudge: ha ha ha ha ha ha
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: yeah
tergonis: it's a trip
Mysticman89: cori gave a very strong patholigic reocmmendation. I wasn't impressed in what little ive seen of the game, but maybe im missing it
aWabbajack: octoHA octoHA octoHA octoHA octoHA octoHA
lorazx: ooooh
hawkfalcon8: Then check out, Watch and Point!!!!
OksanaSean: Dead Space?!?
theonlyangelx: Slutty Ditto is my middle name
tidehollowcat: Or, if you want worse stuff, you could watch Watch+Play.
hawkfalcon8: Play
Zalthia: @mysticman89 it is very good but not for everyone
BrokenGolem: ah, so roadquest again
BusTed: Just an inbred group of misfits.
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: have a great day folks
long_bad_cutscene: just use vitamins
erloas: putting Ditto out to stud
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
Rhynerd: oh, a full dead space playthrough would be fun
andysoo89: Eugenics simulator
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
haliberdk: Kreygasm ditto party Kreygasm
Earthenone: #sponsored
BusTed: Sweet.
DiscordianTokkan: LRR and TAZ, together at last!
cgwonder: ooooooh!
lorazx: hell yeah
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: ooooooooooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dibs on Takko
BusTed: I am into this.
Blue_Anteater: whoaaaaa
Kramburger: One step closer to a McElroy Dice friends episode
Rhynerd: Would The Consuming Shadow makre for a good Let's Nope game?
AranMathai: That would be amazing. O.o
Juliamon: (Would love to see Dadlands on DF, ngl)
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
Zalthia: @themerricat yo thanks for the sub!
cgwonder: thanks Ben and Adam!
cgwonder: byeeeeee
circusofkirkus: does the beast inside me count?
theonlyangelx: bye
jschunx: byeeeeeee
HorusFive: nite kids
DiscordianTokkan: The Dadlands episode was hella good
tergonis: bye spoop bois!
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: bye
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank
IsThis___Art: katesThank
Boi_Ginny: Nite nite!
tergonis: later nerdds
DiscordianTokkan: geeklyOkay
Phailhammer: cya :)
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Nighty night chat
hawkfalcon8: NIght!