Anaerin: lrrCREEPR vs. lrrCREEPL_HF
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: sorry for bugging the hell out of chat, twitch is bad at letting you know on mobile if the channel goes live
TheMerricat: @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun dp
ContingentCat: and you can't stack customization, some emotes are the right size but facing the wrong way for the sunglasses but you can't flip and add sunglasses
TheMerricat: @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun gosh darn keyboard.... I really need to replace my laptop.... anyway, don't worry about when the channel goes, live we normally spam chat with signal emotes when it does. :-)
Anaerin: Don't worry, there will be a flood of lrrSIGNAL when it goes live.
Metric_Furlong: InTheLandOfTheRisingSun don't worry about it, there's usually someone doing similar before the stream starts on most days :p
mtvcdm: yo
ContingentCat: @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun it's fine, that's why we do the lrr signal when it goes live
StageMgrRob: So they are just running late, as is tradition.
TXC2: hello mtvcdm welcome
wildpeaks: the weagles escaped the server room as always
wildpeaks: darn sneaky weagles
EightBitDreams: It's super rare I can watch this live. I only can today because I'm home sick from work
EightBitDreams: So yay illness!
TheMoatman: I should write a script that notifies me when there are a bunch of lrrSIGNAL s in chat. Probably more reliable than twitch notifications, tbh
wildpeaks: aww hope you feel better soon
StageMgrRob: I was worried I had missed the point checking.
Dared00: @TheMoatman there's always
mtvcdm: Yeah, for those unaware, the LRRStreams Twitter is one set up to actually say when stuff goes online.
TheMoatman: I assume that uses the twitch API, which I thought was where the notification problem is
Anaerin: TheMoatman Did you know, ghost_of_leg_bot's live page ( ) uses JS Notifications in a nice way, to announce when channels go live, and cleans up after itself.
NathanJay_GA: Hey, LRRbot! What can we expect to see on checkpoint today?
NathanJay_GA: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #546: "Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?" —Paul [2015-07-27]
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Fail upwards.
Tuxbeej: Ba-by shoes doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
NathanJay_GA: LRRbot is vague today...
mtvcdm: Are they worn?
Juliamon: Beej why
TXC2 bans Tuxbeej
wildpeaks: well now we'll have this stuck in our heads all day, thanks
Graham_LRR: Hilarious issue where Dropbox stopped ... dropping its box?
Tuxbeej: Ne-ver worn doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo sWs
Anaerin: Wo-orn Once do doo do-do do-do
ContingentCat: ne-ver worn doot doo doo-doo doo-doo
wildpeaks: oh noo :D
Tuxbeej: Weird. Why did I end with that?
malsareus: did dropbox drop the box too hard?
malsareus: or maybe too far
Anaerin: Ice-Box Plums do doo do-do
AgentMagicMaster: Beej blesses us with his wisdom?
NathanJay_GA: feet too big do doo do-do do-do
malsareus: yeeted it straight across the ocean
chi7891: Any idea when checkpoint will start?
TheMerricat: Ah, I'm wondering when you last updated your client @Graham_LRR that happened to me at the beginning of the week for some reason the autoupdater didn't notice an update being pushed out and my client was being refused connection due to being out of date.
TXC2: AgentMagicMaster blesses is a strong word Kappa
Anaerin: chi7891 Soon™
malsareus: when dropbox correctly drops
ContingentCat: @chi7891 soon
mtvcdm: B-bend-um do doo-do do do do
Dared00: while everyone's waiting for CPt, Sayonara Wild Hearts is now out on Steam, everyone go buy it
Metric_Furlong: but my backlog is already too bid
Metric_Furlong: *big
accountmadeforants: Dared00 Yoooo, thanks for letting me know. I had no idea it was coming out on PC.
TheMerricat: holy cow they are only asking $11 for it too.
Metric_Furlong: (to the point where I'm probably going to have to start approaching it the same way i do my anime watching lists)
Metric_Furlong: (so, expect more weird polls in the future, I guess? :p )
Dared00: @accountmadeforants nobody did, they've shadowdropped it today
TheMerricat: @Metric_Furlong I just buy them all and assume that I'll play them in heaven. :-P
NightValien28: ah yes the ever lasting backlog
NightValien28: one more to it I guess
wildpeaks: oh yeah, it's even 30% off on ps4 today too because of TGA:
accountmadeforants: Only 8.63 euros for the game, and 12.91 with the soundtrack. Heck yeah. (Already have the soundtrack, though.)
Dared00: Yeah, every platform has a ot of sales today because of TGAs
Dared00: *lot
TheMerricat: I don't suppose LRR is going to do anything special for TGA stream....
Laurence72: I'm an idiot. I could have watched the new Panalysts episode while waiting. lrrAWW
ritchards: LRR have said no TGA stream
mtvcdm: Heather already noted in the Discord, no Game Awards stream.
Nigouki: why bother with TGAs when you can watch Ian and Graham build Lego and then get only the news highlight that you need without all the filler?
Metric_Furlong: eh, you can always watch it later Laurence72
TheMerricat: shucks.
TXC2: why indeed
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: oh damn
TheMerricat: Because watching LRR snark on the show is fun :-P
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Lego overlaps with game awards
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: this is an unfortunate situation
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: well I'll just read the news tomorrow
マット清水: someone say Lego?
TheMerricat: two monitors, two streams, but really without the commmentary track from LRR, I agree no real reason to watch TGA.
ContingentCat: that's what's schedualed for this week's TTSF
wildpeaks: dang, was just checking gog for sales (because chat has a good point that it seems like good timing given TGA) and wow, Teslagrad for 90 cents o.O
Metric_Furlong: yeah, GOG's got a big sale on as well atm
ContingentCat: Lego sounds so good, unfortunatly I'll be at work so it'll be the vod for me
StageMgrRob: Are we still waiting for stream to start or has today’s CheckPoint been cancelled?
mtvcdm: It's coming
TXC2: no still waiting
ContingentCat: @StageMgrRob still waiting, apparently dropbox isn't behaving
wildpeaks: dropbox is merely being dropboxy, stream isn't cancelled
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TheMerricat: Ah, Gog has already started their Winter Sales, just a heads up in case anyone didn't hear the other news it's been confirmed Steam's Winter sale starts the 19th
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Metric_Furlong: (including, again, most of wadjet eye's catalogue if anyone has any interest in good point & clikc adventure games)
mtvcdm: Neat, steam, you just did the Autumn Sale a couple weeks ago.
LordZarano: !lasttweet
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TheMerricat: the last of my 2019 discretionary cash is attempting to hide in a corner, vainly hoping it'll survive the coming storm >:-)
accountmadeforants: Ahh, Dropbox, the bad deal you get stuck with because it was first. (I ended up switching to OneDrive two years ago.)
darkalter2000: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Anaerin: SIGNAL!
wildpeaks: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dared00: Also, Steam is doing the Game Festival thingy and released about a dozen of exclusive 48h-only demos for 2020 games:
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
accountmadeforants: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL seabatPjorg seabatPjorg lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: the box has been undropped
mtvcdm: I already did some game shopping in the Steam autumn sale; I highly doubt the winter sale will have any real deals the autumn sale didn't already have.
Laurence72: !advice
LRRbot: Do not use the devices.
Juliamon: Oh shit we finally got Pjorg?
ContingentCat: or sufficiently dropped?
Juliamon: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Dared00: very blurry Beej
TheMerricat: SYSTEM SHOCK demo!!! Woot! I forgot they were remaking htat!
TXC2: Juliamon it's a Christmas Miracle Kappa
hieroglyphica: system shock?? whaaaaaaa
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chi7891: ShowLove100
aussie_rob_w: Happy noises!
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm the trick is, the 19th will have been after I've gotten all my games from the Jingle Jam bundle, so it'll be "finishing up by buying all the missling DLC cheap" mode. :-)
Drasvin: HahaHide
LunarJade: HahaGoose
Hirun_: hi chat!
TXC2: hello Hirun_ welcome
TXC2: Hello Graham and Beej
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mtvcdm: TheMarricat, the Jinfle Jam's better than previous years but three of the games i already have.
NathanJay_GA: HahaPoint lrrFRUMP
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ContingentCat: Hi G and Beej
wafflesoup: LUL
ContingentCat: Beej NO
NathanJay_GA: Yes Beej!
beowuuf: shudder down
Laurence72: Ev-il Beej doo doo do do do do
Anaerin: Beej why!?
Makhiel: HahaSweat
TheMerricat: We missed you :-P
mtvcdm: I am intrigued by some of the Jingle Jam but not $30 intrigued.
wildpeaks: we're doo doo doo doo ing great
aussie_rob_w: Beej YES
ArcOfTheConclave: But it dododododo!
ravensshade: i'm doing fine
TheJoe743: HahaSweat
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ravensshade: I think?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahah
Dared00: I'm not owned, i'm not owned!
TXC2: I'd did telling for the yeah :P
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hi Graham! I'm meh but at least I'm meh with a new Arc Linear Fusion Rifle.
ritchards: Paul is the greatest!
Anaerin: "Anything terribly interesting"
DiscordianTokkan: The TAZ boardgame last night looked Legit
mtvcdm: Stinger
Wrexadecimal: Love is dead do do do do do
MaverickArtist: We are all Experiencing Beej simultaneously
LunarJade: It’s fine. I can see you.
sivakrytos: are graham and beej cats
NathanJay_GA: someone should play flight of the bumblebee
HbombAndFriends: I am ok, now, after spending the last hour under a weighted blanket.
richard_ermen: Amusing.
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm It's always been good Codefall fodder if nothing else. I've definitely gotten my value out of this year's bundle.
TXC2: no Beej is not Hapthor Bjornson Kappa
AWells44: spoilers
ContingentCat: that episode of Road Quest was so good (as have been them all)
beowuuf: lrrHEATHER
Foxmar320: yo!
Anaerin: Nudes?
ArcOfTheConclave: nudes?
TheMerricat: nude?
TXC2: into the what?!
richard_ermen: lrrBEEJ_SG
wildpeaks: newds
aWabbajack: lrrFINE katesThank
Anaerin: SEND NEWS!
DiscordianTokkan: Send News
ThorSokar: done
ritchards: they did that for Feed Dump
OmnipotentTrevor: Not much banter after, I expect
cuttlefishman: I liked the bit of Roadquest where Beej was a nerd
AgentMagicMaster: Piping hot gaming news!
aussie_rob_w: kikiiiWut
Jeezy56: what I've seen of that so far has been great
ravensshade: piping hot news now with 50% more banter
aussie_rob_w: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: At least ONE thing was made canon though!
LunarJade: It’s already on the youtubes
TheMerricat: Beej my doctor indicated I can't watch that episode any more till my stitches come out :-P
RebekahWSD: The Fantasy Costco Song was A+, as was Ben dying about Paul's reaction to playing the song
RAZRBCK08: I started watching that but then I had to get lunch but it was enjoyable
DiscordianTokkan: At least according to Travis and/or Justin in chat
raven534: My friend who likes TAZ but doesn't watch LRR loved what they saw of that stream
aWabbajack: katesAir lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEEJ lrrGRAHAM
aitsu100: Snow Bell was the best
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god I gotta go see Fantasy Costco
LunarJade: Cause I stayed late
TacitusVigil: Wait, it's today?
Anaerin: TOMORROW!
LithelyUnshod: Justin said Grimbo is canon
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Fantasy Buyco in the cH universe I guess :D
DiscordianTokkan: @LunarJade lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
prof_membrane: TAZ is straight 5e. Why make a TAZ game that isn't 5e?
TXC2: prof_membrane money my dear boy Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: @prof_membrane It's a board game
TacitusVigil: Indy? It belongs in a museum!
GDwarf: prof_membrane So that it's simpler, pick-up-and-play, and has more references. It's a board game rather than a full RPG system.
wildpeaks: because Science
TXC2: SCience Graham Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: isn't this the opening to Powerpuff-- dammit Beej!
mtvcdm: Science will kill us all
thanzo: indiana 500 world
cuttlefishman: This is how Indie games are made
accountmadeforants: prof_membrane There's value in just giving people the tools to perform improv and joke around, rather than a complex RPG
cuttlefishman: obv
TXC2: TODAY for real this time
Vulfe: TODAY.
TacitusVigil: Not like that fake today.
prof_membrane: @DiscordianTokkan @GDwarf @accountmadeforants ty
aWabbajack: lrrFINE katesAir katesThank octoRev
wildpeaks: twoday
HisEvilDomain: ooh, caught it live
Anaerin: There's gonna be more info about Half Life Alyx?
TacitusVigil: I kinda want Subway now for some reason.
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Foxmar320: Awards? I just want to see the game announcements
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TXC2: can sonicfox win that again?
TheJoe743: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @richard_ermen
Dared00: Thanks for the HahaHide @richard_ermen thank
wildpeaks: HONK
Pseudonymn: Who pays attention to the game awards when the /v/GAs exist
A_Dub888: HONK
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Eef freef
AgentMagicMaster: But please yes?
Malacorath: also MTG reveals
cuttlefishman: HONK
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I do NOT want to miss that
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TXC2: to Adam?
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saiaseigm: HONK
ritchards: to Adam?
thanzo: what if the goose presents an award, and doesn't give it away??
Pteraspidomorphi: aw
ContingentCat: wait how do you copyright that?
SAiconjr: 1000's of goose droppings? no thanks
accountmadeforants: Fantasy Khooseko
LunarJade: HahaGoose HahaGoose
prof_membrane: "Choose Your Own" is tm'd? That's awful
tomorrowboy: cheer750
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ArcOfTheConclave: Hahaha
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat you don't but you do trademark it.
richard_ermen: W...t....f?
wildpeaks: they've been butts for a while with this trademark
APODionysus: Excuse me
Wrexadecimal: I'm a shaaarrrrrk
offbeatwitch: You Are A Shark
Vulfe: Hahaha what the fuck
thanzo: me? I am a shark?
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: My internet is so bad I just had to switch to cellular whoot whoot
malsareus: doo do doo doo?
prof_membrane: Suck your dick / You're a shark
Invitare: Baby Shark?
cuttlefishman: War with the Evil Power Master ws dope
ritchards: You Are A Shark, Now
cuttlefishman: don't hate
Metric_Furlong: You Are A Shark is my favourite Lazy Town tribute act
TXC2: we HAVE to get ADam to read You are a shark
sing_o_muse: is this like that time some tried to trademark ABO fiction?
SAiconjr: am I a baby shark?
richard_ermen: How about Adventure Game Novel?
thanzo: do your own thing
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat I admit I'm not really sure about the difference, I'll fall down that wikipedia hole later
A_Dub888: You're a shark do do do do do do do
sir_jack_DB: I'm a shaaaaark fuck yooouuuu Imma shark.
couldntpickausername: I AM???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how on Earth has Adam not yet played You Are A Shark
accountmadeforants: Elect Your Destiny
couldntpickausername: *eats chat*
richard_ermen: Blades isn´t dead yet?
GDwarf: There's a lot of confusion about what trademark law is, but this seems...fine?
ninja_theory_ashrams: at the video game awards I look forward to gaming business casual outfits, jeans, t-shirt, and blazer... wait... that's what Beej and Graham are wearing.
acuilador: They're trying to not get genericed like Xerox. GL, it never works
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Oh my internet is so bad it's spreading to cellular now
ContingentCat: "personal jeopardy" sounds like a Jeopardy mobile game
isiah_jenner: Select a Saga
mtvcdm: "Commit oneself to personal jeopardy." Be right back making !badadvice
aWabbajack: game not installed on my phone
TacitusVigil: Nominate your own path.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh wow I thought you meant like a despawn timer. holy shit.
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat copyright is "I own this and you can't make any copies or use anything that I created inside it without my permission" Trademark is "This is my identity, you can't use it because people might think you are me".
wildpeaks: Bethesda sure loves its microtransactions
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_SG
aWabbajack: rip Legends
patbaer: UCB got a C+D for a show and then paid the license to make it official.
Pseudonymn: Oh, Sayonara wild hearts just appeared on steam
Vulfe: I remember when I actually liked Bethesda, that was so long ago
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Invitare: literal?
mtvcdm: Sports Story looks neat
accountmadeforants: Wait, Axiom Verge 2? Nice!
NimrodXIV: HA
Pteraspidomorphi: hah
TXC2: boooo that joke
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginPun
cuttlefishman: hah
thanzo: I'm very excited for skatebird
patbaer: They do let you play as a Hawk named Tony
richard_ermen: Joke´s on you Beej, nobody here´s older than 5y.
accountmadeforants: Become Sworddad
patbaer: That's literally in the game.
Orgmastron: Boyfriend Dungeon!
mtvcdm: Kabaddi: a game in which you have to tag people in one breath. To prove you are not taking a break, you have to repeatedly scream 'kabaddi' the whole time.
TacitusVigil: I was hoping Supermash was the sequel to M*A*S*H
snowcookies: I wanna play that game
LunarJade: So excited for Murder by Numbers
mtvcdm: breath
TacitusVigil: Mmm, Bacon Switch
ninja_theory_ashrams: hrpgThis
sing_o_muse: @seabat
NimrodXIV: carful...
JuniperSkunktaur: SAFE SEARCH OFF LMAO
cuttlefishman: HOT TAKES
Orgmastron: Boyfriend Dungeon looks so good!
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: I've actually been very excited about this game for a while
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ruscobrog: nice
Dared00: BEEJ YES
shadownova896: That's even worse
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
wildpeaks: :D
NimrodXIV: Beej no
JuniperSkunktaur: beej stop
e_bloc: very good
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: I'm excited it's coming to the Nintendo Submissive
NathanJay_GA: beej no
mtvcdm: So Heather you streaming Boyfriend Dungeon or you saving that one for yourself?
Laurence72: noooooooooo
Vulfe: the most un-google-able game of all time
Orgmastron: XD
TheMerricat: lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: Corgo100 this is a terrific bit of writing
JuniperSkunktaur: XD
LunarJade: @mtvcdm probably stream it
Alphaferg: kink beej
JuniperSkunktaur: wow that was great
Laurence72: "research"
shadownova896: Beej has fallen into the dark internet
NathanJay_GA: not at work, Beej!
ZeniteZero: LUL
shadownova896: Rest in Peace, Beej
Anaerin: Vulfe You think that's bad, try searching for the band "Live"
NightValien28: that is so ugly
wildpeaks: oh wow
Zalthia: Why
mtvcdm: Oh noooooo
ContingentCat: wow that's hideous
wildpeaks: whyy
RayFK: $4450 well spetn
NightValien28: fuck all of that
Wrexadecimal: Fashion! enigmaLUL
TXC2: I mean, who looks at that heel and thinks " yeap that's for me"
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks Fashion
NightValien28: jordan no
SirFlukesAlot: fuckin hell
snowcookies: Fashion industry was a mistake
SAiconjr: uh, that coat is EXACTLY what I need to finish my look
sing_o_muse: oh hey it's r/streewear
thanzo: ???
RayFK: ONLY $2310?
JuniperSkunktaur: 4450 +170 + 940 + 2310
Zalthia: WHY
RayFK: Fuck yeah
RayFK: Christmas came early
accountmadeforants: It's not a bad look, but holy hell
Anaerin: Hey, you could not and buy an Apple Mac Pro... almost.
mtvcdm: EXCUSE ME
GDwarf: $730?!?
APODionysus: Wat
aWabbajack: shuddap and take all my monies??!
accountmadeforants: OH NOOOOO
DiscordianTokkan: PARDON
JuniperSkunktaur: WHAAAAAt
wildpeaks: that bag is so smol
shadownova896: What
ContingentCat: wat
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: What the shit
NimrodXIV: No.
A_Dub888: How do your feet fit?
ContingentCat: ok the tiny backpack is good
malsareus: that, that, I
AranMathai: Wait, aren't those basically the shoes from Bill and Ted's future?
TXC2: Fuck that looks SOOOOOOO 90's
Tiber727: It takes a lot of work making 5 jackets, cutting them into pieces, then stitching them together into a Frankenstein's monster.
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: LEGO is better than game awards
pyrelight: you can build lego anywhere!
Kamotetop: ShowLove50
NathanJay_GA: heck yeah lego!
NightValien28: I would watch that
shadownova896: Watch your step
wildpeaks: oh yeah that video
NathanJay_GA: you can build it in a car!
InTheLandOfTheRisingSun: Who's this "Ninja"
APODionysus: MY Feet hurt looking at them
offbeatwitch: i saw this on youtube. i hate it
NightValien28: oh right the idiot can't even make a sandwich
ContingentCat: That was great
accountmadeforants: What even is Ninja
JuniperSkunktaur: gg
wildpeaks: only saw an extract and it was so wtf
Metric_Furlong: what kind of ninja can't cut bread?
Fruan: One take!
mtvcdm: What did that poor defenseless bread do to Ninja
Alness49: Wait. He cut it out like THAT? IS HE HUMAN?
ashteranic: I love how bon appetit released a video today flexing on how badly ninja cut up an avocado
snowcookies: I hope he was making a sendwhich
e_bloc: holy shit its 60 minutes?
ravensshade: someone who yells on stream while playing fortnite @accountmadeforants
NightValien28: do not watch it, he can't even cut an avocado
sing_o_muse: yeah neither have I graham
Pteraspidomorphi: Ninjas only slice fruit
cuttlefishman: wut
JuniperSkunktaur: fruit ninja
NightValien28: HOW
richard_ermen: I don´
e_bloc: how do you cut an orange wrong
TXC2: 60 mins with adds I assume
ZeniteZero: HOW
Zalthia: What? But sandwiches are easy?
accountmadeforants: ravensshade I know who he is, but WHAT is he
SAiconjr: kinda need sharp knives G
ZeniteZero: OH NO
ContingentCat: G have you seen the back to back chef with Brom Stroman? he's so big next to Carla
Metric_Furlong: e_bloc I'm too scared to find out
APODionysus: Why
thanzo: orange halves?
NightValien28: and this is the idiot that thinks NFL shouldn't hire people that miss
Naarius cries in orange
ravensshade: @accountmadeforants I don't know.. I think he might be human?
offbeatwitch: when he says he worked in a kitchen does he mean fast food
TehAmelie: hey speaking of avocados, do you guys ever get any other prize than the wooden ball?
thanzo: just like, cut the bread, y'know how you've always done
sing_o_muse: carla bless her heart
Zalthia: I’ve never worked in a kitchen and even I know how to slice bread!
Dared00: BREAKING NEWS: EA added Baby Yoda to The Sims 4
NimrodXIV: slice left
TacitusVigil: Keep talking and nobody loafs
Invitare: and then you'd build a Lapras
ninja_theory_ashrams: I like that the internet is a big place, and I have no idea who Ninja is.
josh___something: Is this keep talking and nobody sandwiches?
patbaer: From SkateBIRD's Steam description: "Explore lots of bird-sized parks, with simple controls familiar to any pro skating tiny hawk. " They literally make the joke for you.
hieroglyphica: I have trained a cook like this, it is ENTIRELY POSSIBLE that he worked in an actual kitchen
mtvcdm: Ninja is what happens when you actually try to follow a markov-chain recipe.
sing_o_muse: @ninja_theory_ashrams you're better off for it
ContingentCat: Next BD keep talking and nobody sandwich?
couldntpickausername: what's written on his phone?
raven534: Ninja is so sneaky that no one ever saw him to tell him how bread is sliced
Alness49: Keep Calm and everyone loafs
APODionysus: Next Desert Bus: Keep talking and nobody sandwich?
Dared00: Start with a loaf, end with a Lapras
wildpeaks: it's written "safe search off"
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JuniperSkunktaur: You need to play that on Live
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TXC2: couldntpickausername "safe search off"
couldntpickausername: ah
UrbanSamurai_22: So no LRR watches the game awards tonight?
KeirenH: thats a LRL bit to keep in the back pocket
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: how the hell has Adam not yet played You Are A Shark??
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couldntpickausername: can we make tugger nuts choose your own adventures?
Emergent_OS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:42.
thanzo: baba is shark
hieroglyphica: seriously, most of the people cooking regular price point restaurant food are aliens. who doesn't understand that you have to wash dishes in HOT water, with soap in?
thanzo: shark is you
JuniperSkunktaur: bloops
NathanJay_GA: hi G!
TXC2: !findquote shark
LRRbot: Quote #2498: "Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act." —Graham [2016-05-11]
TacitusVigil: Time is an illusion
ruscobrog: G*
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
josh___something: Side G is very wholesome
richard_ermen: That sudden side-head was...amusing and unsettling.
A_Dub888: !findquote sony
LRRbot: Quote #3054: "Sony has an Etsy page now?" —Cori [2016-07-25]
TheWarbo: Restrain Beej
ContingentCat: we're proud of you too beej
richard_ermen: Very lynchian.
indigovarlet: Never watched this live before
richard_ermen: Lynch-esque?
NathanJay_GA: !findquote stark
LRRbot: Quote #1696: "I don't want to be Graham Stark any more..." —Adam [2016-01-30]
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.
TheMerricat: @indigovarlet Welcome :-) Enjoy watching the sausage being made. :-P
LunarJade: Oops no it was actually Tuesday
TacitusVigil: Oh no, a child shouldn't be googling all....that.
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Aldunis: Indie World was 12/10? I think?
ritchards: sirens?
josh___something: X
ContingentCat: a potato based super hero would be so good
Metric_Furlong: !panic
cuttlefishman: WOOP WOOP
Wrexadecimal: Party alarm, G. Kappa
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Kodra22: :D
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Drasvin: !panic
aWabbajack: lrrFINE zekeOK lrrSIGNAL
TacitusVigil: Insane Beej Posse
Faulpyr: Oh, wait. I'm watching live. Murder by Numbers looks so my jam
LastResistance: Thanks for the HahaDoge @kodra22
thanzo: it is the sound of the police
TheWarbo: beej
NathanJay_GA: Honk :0)
TheWarbo: beej no
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cuttlefishman: Beej
ContingentCat: Beej No
Emergent_OS: Professional Content!
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banwidthraptor: THE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
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TXC2: no that's an actual crime Beej
killerpommes: thx for HahaShrugRight @kodra22.
PulseGun: pigalos?
Llama5555: beej
sing_o_muse: Juggalos and cops are like on the exact opposite of any spectrum
ruscobrog: flashback to the pax panel from this past weekend...
josh___something: HahaHide
ThorSokar: You gotta watch out for those nun-chucks made from Faygo bottles
richard_ermen: Axiom Verge 2 does look gorgeous though.
ThorSokar: yea, it does
TXC2: theres gotta be at least one cop whose a juggalo
ravensshade: sword control scheme? well Beej there is an isekai story where someone reincarnated into a sword.. so maybe you're a sentient sword?
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 that'd be a weird undercover operation
chaostreader: Do the Village People count?
7gorobei: bacon switch?
richard_ermen: You ask me, we need "The great [National] Bake-Off" as a game...
TXC2: !findquote dungeon
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: really?!
richard_ermen: Complete with snarky comments and Sue Perkins.
JuniperSkunktaur: beej nooooo
LunarJade: Boyfriend Dungeon is gonna be fun
josh___something: "Hot" take
JuniperSkunktaur: steamy take
TheWarbo: it just keeps getting better
LunarJade: I played a demo at a previous pax
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couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_SG
NathanJay_GA: that smirk tho
Orgmastron: @lunarjade I can't wait!
TXC2: does anyone?
couldntpickausername: sorry I just like the sunglass wearing muffin
ThorSokar: those shoes look like they HURT
Emergent_OS: Finally! Great work, Beej!
APODionysus: So what actually IS boyfriend dungeon? Because I’m not googling that
thanzo: the shoe looked like it was moved in the middle of a panorama shot
e_bloc: I still can't get over you're a shark
richard_ermen: @APODionysus It´s Dating your weapons while killing monsters in a dungeon with them.
snowcookies: APODionysus it's a gun dating game
richard_ermen: It´s a Roguelike + Dating Sim.
TheMerricat: "Boyfriend Dungeon is an upcoming dungeon crawler-dating sim indie game developed and published by Kitfox Games. Taking place in an urban fantasy setting, the player character must fight through dungeons with the help of a human partner who can transform into a sentient weapon."
A_Dub888: !findquote ninja
LRRbot: Quote #1857: "I DIDN'T WANNA BE A NINJA ANYWAY! ... totally wanted to be a ninja." —Heather [2016-02-16]
Angnor33: I've absolutely read the Spy For George Washington one.
patbaer: They are VERY litigious, but also VERY open to licensing!
Wrexadecimal: I think someone on cracked did a whoile thing with the CYOA books and it was amazing
Orgmastron: @apodionysus It's a dungeon crawler where you can date your weapons
TacitusVigil: Imply Your Own Inference
ContingentCat: the secret of the Ninja is how to become an adult without slicing bread
TXC2: Shark shark Remora ninja and Shark
e_bloc: I like to think it's all one book
couldntpickausername: Ray Palmer?
APODionysus: Well THAT sounds like a game I want Kathleen to play on Now Kiss
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
richard_ermen: I don´t get t.
TacitusVigil: Who are you? Baba O'Riley?
APODionysus: I had SO many of the old CYA books
e_bloc: or it could be his dad
Tempest2097: Hopefully not both
richard_ermen: @TacitusVigil What if...BaBa is You?
ContingentCat: or just the same last name as a massive coincidence?
APODionysus: Some of the Failure Pages.... got DARK
Anaerin: Who are you? Who who, who who...
Kodra22: baba is shark
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: seriously HOW has Adam not yet played You Are A Shark??
APODionysus: For kids books
MilkInBag: fallout LUL
TacitusVigil: @richard_ermen :O
aWabbajack: excellentTech excellentTech excellentTech excellentTech excellentSofa
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Foxmar320: I saw that story today and just sighed
pyrelight: no, one of the patches, the bugs fix the patches :D
ContingentCat: my internet is having a time, can someone tell me what those post-its say?
MilkInBag: New patch: when players play the game, the game breaks
thanzo: I mean, that's an interesting game mechanic
APODionysus: Oh fallout 76
thanzo: i guess.....
Drasvin: A patch for Blades introduces bugs into Fallout:76
TXC2: how does that even happen?
ThorSokar: Sounds like a Fallout 76 patch
Invitare: maybe the legendary armour was also doing damage to the guns
wildpeaks: talking of Fallout 76, the recent MATN video on its Atom Store's timeline was very englightening
pyrelight: I use disposable guns!
TheWarbo: ContingentCat lrrGRAHAM says THESAURUS, lrrBEEEJ says SafeSearch OFF
thech0sen0ne25: it just works
Phailhammer: I love that 76 is such a mess it became the first game to get a follow up episode of "Wha Happun?"
Naarius: Existence, its weakness is existing
ContingentCat: @TheWarbo katesThan
ContingentCat: *katesThank
ContingentCat: * katesThank (god damnit)
aWabbajack: katesThank excellentTech
ThorSokar: HOW?!
wildpeaks: also apparently F76 just announcenced 2 hours ago it's free to play until monday
ArcOfTheConclave: I don't play games that disrespect me.
pyrelight: on a more happy note, shovel knight is now finally complete
Dared00: Forza Horizon 4 is SUPER RAD
Anaerin: It's also a free addition.
Foxmar320: Some of the chest timers could make you wait upwards of 48 hours to open a chest
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Carmageon, Twisted Metal....
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that sounds RAD
JuniperSkunktaur: hmmm... that's a neat idea
NightValien28: ain't that just a destruction derby?
Anaerin: And yes, FH4 is AWESOME.
thanzo: I like this, it sounds super cool
SWPilgrim: I just this and it’s great
josh___something: Tron battle royale!!!
UrbanSamurai_22: Forza battle royale
SWPilgrim: I just played***
ThorSokar: oh man, I haven't played Destruction Derby in forever
TheWarbo: is it bad that every time I hear Carmageddon, my brain parses it as Karmageddon?
SWPilgrim: The top 12 or so is a race
ContingentCat: whoops
Emergent_OS: EVA
NathanJay_GA: there's always Wreckfest of you want car-based destruction and mayhem
kamelion84: katesRage
r_craddz: Driving around Lake District at same time 👍
thech0sen0ne25: what about boyfriend dungeon battle royale
kamelion84: katesWat
MilkInBag: 4k voice lines Kappa
WeedenProject: Well chat, it's election night here in the UK, so i'm gonna have to go and start drinking
MilkInBag: @WeedenProject seabatYIKES
Metric_Furlong: WeedenProject good luck
APODionysus: There’s a PA strip about that. Lucas had taped over the original Star Wars with Magnum PI
AranMathai: I'll never forgive EA for what they did to Westwood >_>
ThorSokar: You get more work! Because we were incompetent years ago booray?
TheMerricat: Good Luck and God Speed to all of you over there @WeedenProject I hope it turns out the right way.
hieroglyphica: So who was it that lrr did a sponsored stream for last night? I'd like to watch the vod but it was only hosted by lrr and streamed by the sponsor so I can't find it
TXC2: I wonder what QoL updates they add to the game (if any)
TXC2: same Reason Joe Kucan got the Job as Kain
Anaerin: Yeah, Fun Fact: We'll *never* get a HD version or a 3D remake of Riven - Cyan have lost the original files. But the "Starry Expanse" project is trying to reverse engineer the 3D models from the final images.
TheOtherTrevor: The red pages. We need the red pages!
bush_feet: never caught a live checkpoint before!
GDwarf: Clearly LRR needs to throw together a video game because they're around, and end up keep getting called back in as developers years later. :P
kais58: oh it's time, UK election results begin
Dared00: @hieroglyphica it was streamed here, it's AFK
josh___something: thrust into voice acting by circumstances
TheMerricat: @hieroglyphica
Snowwraith: Fun fact, Seth in C&C they forgot to cast so they used one of the guys in the office.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: no hot takes on Season of Dawn yet?
Emergent_OS: It was funny, how on CnC Post-Mortem GDC talk, it was mentioned how it would take weeks to finish compression, with racks of PC. So when original developer talked to the EA CnC remake team, they said:"We worked with you source code, it takes 5 seconds to compress!"
Sampy104: Hit or Myst, I guess they never Myst huh?
MilkInBag: is youtube the worst or the worst?
RAZRBCK08: it is on YouTube now
cuttlefishman: Thanks Youtube
Foxmar320: oh good
hieroglyphica: @themerricat thanks! I totally misheard the name ENTIRELY, cause apparently my ears wurk v gud
TheOtherTrevor: LoadingReadyRon
thanzo: ninje
SirFlukesAlot: shrouds1g
TehAmelie: Schroud
cuttlefishman: LoadingRedRun
josh___something: Loadingreadyrub...
e_bloc: <message deleted>LoadingReadyCum
TacitusVigil: RoadingReadyLung
couldntpickausername: wow, he had that rub ready to go
Pteraspidomorphi: heh
GDwarf: Beej has just guaranteed that LoadingReadyRub is going to be made
accountmadeforants: Huh
kais58: oh hey graham, does W+P use different twitch broadcast settings to other streams? been unable to chromecast it, only stream of yours I watch that has the issue
Metric_Furlong: as a note: UK polls have closed now, it'll be a few hours before results start coming in
e_bloc: thats fair
APODionysus: @sampy104 I don’t know why you saying that reminded me of this.... but does anyone remember the Myth books? Mything Persons, Hit or Myth
MilkInBag: Mixer, or the Twitch cemetary
Foxmar320: :(
APODionysus: Myth-directions
couldntpickausername: Loading Ready BUN
TehAmelie: thanks to all the UKians going out to vote lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: O_O
MilkInBag: so Skynet?
e_bloc: peak internet
wildpeaks: A R T
ContingentCat: wow this is a weird time
NightValien28: that is very weird
thech0sen0ne25: leading ready run
Duckiedale594: Streaming content targeted at chat bots maybe?
ThorSokar: HOW does that get to the number 1 stream before it gets shutdown?
Metric_Furlong: couldntpickausername Plain Bun
MilkInBag: what if Internet was a whole scam
ThorSokar: for like 2 hours
APODionysus: Scam-ception
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun don't know if you saw this but... @kais58: oh hey graham, does W+P use different twitch broadcast settings to other streams? been unable to chromecast it, only stream of yours I watch that has the issue
aWabbajack: must happened during weekend
Foxmar320: That doesn't surprise me
NarayanF: thanks, Artifact
SirFlukesAlot: porn on ninjas linked channels
MilkInBag: twitch staff was busy Kappa
thech0sen0ne25: scanners are so stupid though. mostly
SirFlukesAlot: i mind that was happening
Sampy104: All the soccer streams are huge
e_bloc: they should wrap this up
ContingentCat: a while being weeks or hours?
Metric_Furlong: well, I suppose when everyone assumes someone else will flag it, no one does
Dared00: There was a Steven Universe Movie premiere livestream on Twitch channel called "StevenUniverseMovie" (or something like that) and nothing happened
TheWarbo: my chromecast has been hating twitch in general lately :-\
Sampy104: The beauty of modern platforms is no barrier to entry but maybe there should be at least a bit of one...
kais58: ok, jsut happened for both the 2 new W+Ps but nothing else
wildpeaks: so no TGA LRR stream this year then ?
couldntpickausername: he forgot about us
TXC2: we've done it before.....
BlightningHelix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (6m ago).
couldntpickausername cries
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_SG
Dared00: @wildpeaks nope, Lego building instead
TheMerricat: @wildpeaks correct
thanzo: <3
wildpeaks: aw
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's Chromecast's new intelligent content filter trying to protect you from the W&P lrrGARBO
accountmadeforants: TheWarbo I'd recommend TwitchCast (it even lets you cast chat!):
ContingentCat: perfect timing, I need to go to work soon <3
TheWarbo: accountmadeforants oooh, may try that coming up
Kamotetop: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
e_bloc: thanks friends
shadownova896: I don't know who the Merricat is, but they're the best
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, Beej and Paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (8m ago).
TXC2: !events
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Nigouki: it's Legos, with an s Kappa
ThePerrBearr: wha?!
cuttlefishman: LEGO
ThorSokar: sounds fun!
Caedynna: LEGO? ooooh
JuniperSkunktaur: 90s space
NathanJay_GA: damn, I gotta tune in to tinker tailor
cuttlefishman: What is beej doing
TacitusVigil: The Queen Elizabeth Challenge?
Dared00: I suddenly want to buy a mug
RayFK: (Buy our mug) for those reading Beej lips
TXC2: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves (more coming soon), and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
bush_feet: I have no money to sub or patreon and it's a big oof
TacitusVigil: New pins?!
accountmadeforants: When's the dice?
1losttheGame: hypno toad says "buy our mug"
PulseGun: was Beej asking to be rescued?
TXC2: !patreon
AgentMagicMaster: MERG PIN???
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TXC2: !discord
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Naarius: byeeee
TXC2: !twitter
NathanJay_GA: git merg
TXC2: !ytmember
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thech0sen0ne25: being concerned about my deck is me at every pre-release
TacitusVigil: Oh no, my wallet.
Phailhammer: cya :)
TacitusVigil: I'll lose my house.
Emergent_OS: Thank you, bye! Wait, why am I whispering!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
Juliamon: accountmadeforants after PAX South apparently
cuttlefishman: Can we get a .gif of that rolling off screen?
shadownova896: @thech0sen0ne25 that's just me on any day
TheMerricat: twitch, why do you keep showing me the last 30 sec of each stream over again when they end?
TheOtherTrevor: Why did twitch just repeat that
TacitusVigil: I've had that happen too.
accountmadeforants: Juliamon Thanks for letting me know. Thought they were after Unplugged, guess I'll hold out a while longer.
bush_feet: Cya LRR!
Emergent_OS: It is a Deja Vu, means a glitch in a Matrix!
TacitusVigil: Deja Beej
TheJoe743: I hope lrrmtg starts with Beej rolling into the camera
Juliamon: They were meant to be after Unplugged, but were shipped to South instead, plus they sold really well and need to make more anyway
TheMerricat: If I turn around and Agent Smith is behind me, I'll geek out.
Emergent_OS: Mr. Smith, before you get to me, I am your fan...
accountmadeforants: Juliamon Oh, that's an interesting mix-up. Do you know what they ended up being priced at?
TheMerricat: Whelp have fun with the magic and the cards and the things chat, time for me to go foraging for food. :-) and exactly @Emergent_OS :-)
Juliamon: That much I don't know, ask someone who was at Unplugged?
Emergent_OS: @TheMerricat Thank you, have fun!
TheWarbo: well, that didn't work. All I want is low-latency twitch on something besides my computer monitor
TheWarbo: alas
LoadingReadyRun: are we online?
TheWarbo: yes
Juliamon: Yup
Emergent_OS: How about Negative Latency, like stadia?
1losttheGame: yes
TheWarbo: I'm sure Paul is working on that technology
Emergent_OS: The countdown is on!
1losttheGame: T-30
TheWarbo: Yeah I see a countdown at ~0:20
accountmadeforants: Juliamon I'm kinda hoping my broadcasting this into chat will get such a response, yeah. :p
LordZarano: We have an emote for this
ninja_theory_ashrams: HahaThisisfine
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James and Adam are gonna stream Vintage Cube on today’s LRRMTG. Which should go about as well as you’d expect ;) | Also, look how fancy these sweet jackets from @Card_Kingdom look! | 📷 ||
hd_dabnado: Yes
ninja_theory_ashrams: badger
Fruan: Cubemas is here!
chaostreader: My stream appears to be 15 seconds behind.
DemoDane: yo
hd_dabnado: ooooo
Naarius: Is this a gang?
dancybooch: sponsored by card kingdom
1losttheGame: look the gang is here
dancybooch: whoda guessed
ninja_theory_ashrams: oh Hai, magic lads
shadownova896: O shit it's Graham
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, the Dukes of Cards
ancientspark: Perfect
DiscordianTokkan: A Kingdom of Hoods! wait what
Alness49: I dunno about this new K-Pop group
korvys: It's the Card Kingdom Royal Guard!
bvorhies: Three triplets !!
dancybooch: i like those jackets
bvorhies: Nice
TheWarbo: that scans
DemoDane: im not hip enough for this stream
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Emergent_OS: @TheWarbo Wait, according to the cH, Paul did invent a negative latency streaming tech. It's only small side-effect is a potential to tear our reality apart!
accountmadeforants: The Shadow Council of Cards, here at LRR
Lolipopadventure: danCute
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NathanJay_GA: As a kid my grammar was so bad that I fell down a "good"
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korvys: A kingdom of jackets
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Deftscythe: excited to watch the nerdiest gang of 1950s punks play some magic
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fiftymcnasty: TEAM HEAT!
dancybooch: shows your dedication to card kingdom
korvys: That sounds like a way to get heat stroke
acuilador: ^
Fruan: Force storm!
dancybooch: what were your names yesterfay?
Vyous: Just draft mono red Kappa
1losttheGame: mono red is how you win Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: 'tis the season
Evochron13: booo
TheWarbo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
TheWarbo: So when is LRR going to stream The Heat Game on AFK?
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Ristow: Step 1 - Open Sol Ring, Step 2 - Win
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ThePerrBearr: cause you're wearing lettermen
TheWarbo: i like the Jim Beam game too
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Drummi_: Cube is love. May you open Power!!
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TheMicah21: Going to my first FNM tomorrowwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
1losttheGame: sounds like a fun boxing day game Kappa
Emergent_OS: Select Adam, copy and paste. Right click, change name Adam_Copy to James.
IsThis___Art: @NathanJay_GA *15 seconds later* OH U
Ristow: no power, no lands
DemoDane: karnfather
1losttheGame: wow this does look like just a highlander deck LUL
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5141: "That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime." —Adam [2018-07-05]
fiftymcnasty: no lands, interesting
Drummi_: Karn and draft fast mana
Zalthia: Vraska!!!
TheKingWiggins: Karn Father
Ristow: that mana drain though
shadownova896: There was a top
DemoDane: wow thats a much better pack
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m_logan2000: someone opened 2 power
NathanJay_GA: @isthis___art ;)
tocu: Mana drain maybe better
Drummi_: Pick mox
ikesolotl: with karn, sure
DemoDane: mox
killing_thyme: mox
Ristow: mana drain is fast mana too Kappa
m_logan2000: mana drain is also fast mana for karn
korvys: I think Mana Drain is better, but I don't want to play it, and with Karn, take the mox
tocu: drain is fast Mana
Is_Kengen_Really_A_Girl: mox Pog
Drummi_: Moxen better and faster
Fruan: Mana drain is absurd. Turn 3 Karn, maybe.
fiftymcnasty: you want fast big mana if you doing Karn
TheWarbo: james just ignoring the kappa
mototy621: mox all the way
deyja429: Also it is not white.
m_logan2000: personally i would mox but drain is probably the pick
fiftymcnasty: Emra
Emergent_OS: What nickname, did Graham give to the Karn? I can't recall.
EvilBadman: Emmy
hd_dabnado: hymn!
deyja429: Elspeth
m_logan2000: this is bad
dancybooch: the momised end\
TheMicah21: EmraCOOOL
accountmadeforants: Emrakul or Elspeth, probably
ikesolotl: hymn?
Ragnarakk: Her!
Drummi_: Emrakul or tomb
Ristow: can't go wrong with Miscalc
seth_erickson: Emrakul or Elspeth
m_logan2000: miscal is always good
mototy621: tomb
Ragnarakk: my fave elspeth <3
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrJAMES_TK
deyja429: I would take shrine
shadownova896: Looks like We're going at least white
mototy621: shrine
DemoDane: jvp
deyja429: We are more committed top white.
dancybooch: jace is good as is mystic confluence
warpzonius: is this some Powerful Magic?
m_logan2000: they are about on par
seth_erickson: I think theyre the same but Godless has white which we have a card in
Drummi_: Confu
m_logan2000: neither have blue or green
e_bloc: good mana is good
fiftymcnasty: power stone
mototy621: stone
Drummi_: Power stone for shure
m_logan2000: powerstone
deyja429: #Bigwhite?
seth_erickson: Gideon
deyja429: Gideon right?
DemoDane: foothills
ikesolotl: gideon
Drummi_: Gideon?
ninjcoco: Wha?!? classic magic online
Ragnarakk: ophiomancer? :O
accountmadeforants: Gideon for sure
tehfewl: Chad
e_bloc: arcane artisan is like reanimate for your hand
warpzonius: monochad
ancientspark: Gideon is so crap in Vintage, no :(
EvilBadman: What are you reanimating
deyja429: Yes.
mototy621: white/black is terrible in cube
Zalthia: So much value in this cube
accountmadeforants: Oh, right, Vintage, no
EvilBadman: or how are you putting things in the bin
Ragnarakk: you're already in white
Drummi_: BW fast walkers and geddons
accountmadeforants: I retract my statement!
e_bloc: yeah winning is not what you want to be doing in cube Kappa
ikesolotl: ophiomancer?
dancybooch: LSV just picks a blue card usually
m_logan2000: land
calle198310: pw is always good
Ragnarakk: fast mana and walkers are best
Zalthia: Ophiomancer
DemoDane: no
Ragnarakk: oooooh sheo
masterfrog316: mono white superfriends
seth_erickson: brightling is good
sniperserpent: projegenitus is splashable
Drummi_: Arena
seth_erickson: but I think sheoldred is better
e_bloc: if 3 mana 3/3s are good its' good
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Zalthia: Phyrexian arena
DemoDane: heath ez
seth_erickson: What's your problem with White Adam
TheWarbo: "Take Elspeth, it's great" "Do we want to be playing white?"
seth_erickson: Languish
deyja429: Swords seems right
mototy621: swords
Ristow: might just take Heath
Drummi_: Land
Emergent_OS: I suddenly have concerns over the likelihood of victory.
Zalthia: I’m just calling out the cards I recognize
e_bloc: ez 3-0
seth_erickson: Didn't see the swords but it's up between the two
sniperserpent: giver of runes is probably strong?
ikesolotl: swords
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DemoDane: land
m_logan2000: land
Emergent_OS: land
e_bloc: swords
seth_erickson: land keeps us open
Ragnarakk: land or removal is good
chaostreader: White splashing reanimater seems fine.
m_logan2000: flicker or shpinx
seth_erickson: !card flickerwisp
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shadownova896: Run esper?
Drummi_: Rev is good
seth_erickson: could flicker a planeswalker which is good
Ragnarakk: BW Reanimator is like... my wet dream
Drummi_: Maze?
hd_dabnado: you can still go blue/white at this point
deyja429: Tidehollow seems good.
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Zalthia: There was a smokestack earlier... I hope no one is playing that archetype
Ragnarakk: Angle
seth_erickson: white might be open
headdeskdev: tidehollow is good in w/b control but w/b control is not really where you want to be
Ragnarakk: Acute Angle Avasins <3
Drummi_: White is allways open
shadownova896: Somehow still got Progenitus
DemoDane: eugine
fiftymcnasty: Ugin
seth_erickson: Ugin
Drummi_: Ugin or Academy
ikesolotl: acadamy?
e_bloc: ugin it up buttercup
chaostreader: Eugene
Ragnarakk: Its okay.. we can splash progen for reanimate Kappa
seth_erickson: yeah aggressively take those rocks
dancybooch: You just have to think of fair as a whole different thing in vintage
Ragnarakk: now we just want ALL the rocks
seth_erickson: Damnation or elspeth