malc: I'm not going to spend them on anything, most likely
malc: so I'll just watch the number go up
NightValien28: I am at 37.6 k
Juliamon: I do like seeing the numbers go up
Izhuark: Me too since I'm not wealthy enough to subscribe.
Juliamon: though I did splurge on a couple holiday emotes the other day
LoadingReadyRun: We don't know what we're going to do with channel points (beyond the default) yet. As Juliamon said, they sort of showed up without warning and we've barely had time to think about them.
Juliamon: today seems like a good time to give the garbo toilet a hat
malc: using IRC means very little temptation to get emotes
NightValien28: I feel they are a bit too distracting
Izhuark: Well, thanks for clarifying the question Dr.lrr !
gnome_friend: Indeed
TehAmelie: i'm close to 100 000 points. it may be dangerous if you come up with some way for people to spend them
gnome_friend: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1390: "Johnny B, where you at? I've got these loaves." —Alex [2014-08-01]
LoadingReadyRun: Personal irritation, WE can't use them on OUR channel. So I can't put glasses on our own emotes, for example.
malc: yeah that is pretty dumb
Juliamon: That seems kinda bullshit
Izhuark: ^^^
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM_SG OH WAIT
LoadingReadyRun: YES I CAN
Izhuark: XD
gnome_friend: The POWER!
Juliamon: Maybe they enabled it on full release this week?
TehAmelie: seems like an oversight that should. . .have been fixed, well
malc: do you just have to type the emote name manually?
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon Maybe that!
TehAmelie: no need for a convoluted scheme to develop a special emote-modding user for your own chat eh
gnome_friend: !findquote moose
LRRbot: Quote #2451: "I can't THROW a moose." —Graham [2016-05-04]
tidehollowcat: lrrGRAHAM_SA Inflicts games on lrrALEX_RD
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @tidehollowcat
Izhuark: This system is a cool bonus, a bit too skinner boxy to my taste but it's alreight.
gnome_friend: those scribblenauts streams were great
Juliamon: Now they just need to enable multi-edits
Izhuark: scribblenauts streams ?
gnome_friend: @Izhuark the last Graham and Paul stream
gnome_friend: a few years ago
the_elkae subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, the_elkae! (Today's storm count: 3)
TehAmelie: good times
gnome_friend: They solved problems with moose and morphine
Juliamon: As you do
TehAmelie: morphine solves slightly more problems than it caused
timiam: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (5m from now).
TehAmelie: *tempus
Izhuark: Oh, i must have missed that since i'm a relatively new fan, I'll check that out in the vod trove.
TehAmelie: it'll be on youtube, i saw it recently
Juliamon: So much content! So little time!
embyrr922: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #2418: "You pile of human garbage!" —Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
embyrr922: !findquote day
LRRbot: Quote #6501: "I never skip finger day." —Heather [2019-10-20]
TehAmelie: i wanted "you pile of human fences" from Brooklyn 99 to catch on
DigitalSeahorse: hidden40Derp lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
gnome_friend: Finger day is important
tidehollowcat: lrrGRAHAM_SA lrrGARBO_SG lrrALEX_RD
TehAmelie: no trends ever start that i want ;_;
gnome_friend: #BlameJames
DigitalSeahorse: kristikHonk sergePride_SG huznikDab lizzinDope_HF pegaSass_SA ssandSANTA_SA rhia3CLOD
gnome_friend: That Clod emote is so good
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Peridot
DigitalSeahorse: hehe yeah I found it yesterday and had low points to unlock
TehAmelie: i like how the shades on the cube sit at a completely unbelievable angle
TehAmelie: it makes it feel like a bad disguise
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (1m from now).
gnome_friend: I'm not sure what angle would be most believable for a cube wearing glasses
Juliamon: I'm looking forward to using Snerge when it goes live
DigitalSeahorse: CUDE DUBE kathle3PRISM sergePride_SG
gnome_friend: or even better, a cude wearing glasses
Foxmar320: Yo!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGARBO_TK
gnome_friend: Braise Cude and Stand Against the Devil
gnome_friend: Just, let your back lean against the devil
MT_Storm: lrrGARBO_SA
gnome_friend: He's supportive
tidehollowcat: lrrGARBO_SG
TehAmelie: lrrCOW_TK
gnome_friend: The cow emote continues to baffle me
TehAmelie: everything gets funnier with thinking emoji added to it. i think i may have a bad sense of humor
Juliamon: It's not that complicated
Despoiler98: ysbrydPunjail_SA
Foxmar320: I love the cow emote
Keab42: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (6s ago).
gnome_friend: I know, but how has it lasted this long referencing one event?
Juliamon: James accidentally blew up a cow. Now it's memorialized.
Despoiler98: Bonesaw is READY
DigitalSeahorse: :O Kathleen has channel points too so next week we get to have sunglasses CUDE kathle3PRISM sergePride_SG
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM lad gread liv cude
Juliamon: Maybe we should have the cow replaced with a gold block, for Butter Road
NightValien28: lrrGRAHAM_RD perfect fit
Izhuark: lrrGOAT_TK > Thinking goat looks like a shônen protagonist
Despoiler98: lrrEFF_TK
TehAmelie: but, but, what about when you want to emote an exploding cow?
tidehollowcat: lrrGRAHAM_SA lrrALEX_RD
gnome_friend: GOAT TOWN
Despoiler98: Mad thinking Kathleen lrrEFF_TK lrrEFF_TK lrrEFF_TK
NexusVoxx: lrrCOW
gnome_friend: @LoadingReadyRun did James and Ben really hear "Goat town?"
NathanJay_GA: lrrGARBO ?
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrARROW_SA wheelerH_HF
kassy_13: lrrGRAHAM_RD
gnome_friend: @accountmadeforants that is a great backwards wheeler emote
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SA lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA lrrAWW_RD
embyrr922: Oh god creepy santa
kassy_13: lrrALEX_SA
Juliamon: oh man, backwards HAW with Snerge
NexusVoxx: Benjamin Waluigi
AdzyW: Is signal live?
Juliamon: Not yet AdzyW
accountmadeforants: gnome_friend Yes, it was my dream from the moment Channel Points were introduced.
Crad0k: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (2m ago).
badpandabear: Awww poor sad muffin with antlers
Driosenth: lrrFRUMP_RD
TehAmelie: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_TK
Izhuark: @gnome_friend I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
Crad0k: oh no! panic!
Zalthia: lrrAWESOME
Gizmoloid: @DigitalSeahorse I see the curse spreads lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA
Juliamon: Title update!
Reecer6: i can't believe we're about to play not only games, but also demos
Izhuark: Garbage incoming !
DarkMorford: Whoo, garbage day!
Foxmar320: Time to empty that inbox some more
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
the_elkae: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
MT_Storm: lrrGARBO_SA !
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI kathle3TRI kathle3TRI
Gizmoloid: lrrSIGNAL
Crad0k: okay, stop panicking
Izhuark: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tidehollowcat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
blip2004 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
blip2004: got home just in time
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, blip2004! (Today's storm count: 4)
accountmadeforants: lrrSIGNAL wheelerH_HF lrrCIRCLE_RD wheelerH_HF lrrSIGNAL
Gizmoloid: lrrSIGNAL_RD
Driosenth: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE_SA lrrARROW
offbeatwitch: iiiiiiiits GARBAGE DAY
NightValien28: oh boi
TehAmelie: hmm probably makes more sense the other way around lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR_SA
embyrr922: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA
Orgmastron: lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO
Despoiler98: lrrEFF_TK lrrEFF_TK lrrEFF_TK
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL sergeMoly
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA lrrGARBO sergePride_SG rhia3CLOD kristikHonk
NathanJay_GA: lrrGARBO_SA
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrARROW_SA lrrSIGNAL seabatPjorg
malc: no music? or my twitch player is borked?
DigitalSeahorse: LOL toilet hat is lid :P
accountmadeforants: malc Nothing on my end either
malc: good good
Fruan: Reindeer'd dots looks rad.
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL_SA
TehAmelie: "is their chat on emote mode?" "no sir, they're just like that"
embyrr922 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
embyrr922: Unleash the subtrain
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, embyrr922! (Today's storm count: 5)
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
AdmiralMemo: It's SUB TRAIN TIME
maestrith: lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: oww
lady_olynder: !advice
LRRbot: Make the arrows happy.
Baldrash: lrrHERE lrrSIGNAL
Alness49: !smash
LRRbot: Put the state in Smash, you cowards!
Foxmar320: Sub Train is on time
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
AdmiralMemo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
AdmiralMemo: It's time for SCRUB SCRIPTION on GARBAGE DAY
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AdmiralMemo! (Today's storm count: 6)
Malacorath: Don't forget your buddy, Superfly!!
korvys: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #2539: "Are you saying he has Amiibo poisoning?" —Alex [2016-05-17]
kusinohki: I almost forgot about garbage day?! for shame!
cuttlebranch subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
cuttlebranch: I love you all! Thank you for all you do! You make a lot of hard stuff easier to bear.
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MikoKisai subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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thephyrexianeggroll: Garbage_Day.gif
parasite221: Oi, does anybody know where the actual "IT'S GARBAGE DAYYY" quote is from?
Drasvin: lrrSIGNAL HahaHide lrrSIGNAL
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: SUB!
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sgowell: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
embyrr922: lrrHERE_RD
Probevoyages: From a bad horror movie or something?
Songar87 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Songar87! (Today's storm count: 10)
NathanJay_GA: LRRbot! I ask this a lot, so I figured you already know what we're gonna see today:
NathanJay_GA: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1609: "They're not people." —Cori [2016-01-18]
thephyrexianeggroll: @parasite221 it's from some terrible Christmas horror movie
xenagosthesatyr: so happy to finally be seeing a watch&play live!!
kusinohki: !findquote garbage
rainbowolf13 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rainbowolf13! (Today's storm count: 11)
ameliette: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
A_Catastrophic_Success: I am ready, put the garbage into my eyeballs
Juliamon: I want to say Silent Night Deadly Night?
KevinTheShark: I have lost track of time. So in theory, every day is garbage day
thephyrexianeggroll: I just saw it on Best of the Worst
EnigmaHarper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
EnigmaHarper: nice...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, EnigmaHarper! (Today's storm count: 12)
ANameYouCanRead: lrrGARBO_TK
gnome_friend: welcome @xenagosthesatyr I thought you had died
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS_RD wheelerH_HF wheelerH
SquirrelLord1111 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
SquirrelLord1111: Garbage Day resub
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SquirrelLord1111! (Today's storm count: 13)
Mangledpixel: Juliamon "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2"
Juliamon: Right, part 2
the_elkae: Party100 Party100 I'm cooking about 5kg of bacon for my office Christmas breakfast party, might as well put the garbage stream on!
thephyrexianeggroll: thank you @mangledpixel
Boi_Ginny subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
Boi_Ginny: Happy holidays everyone!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Boi_Ginny! (Today's storm count: 14)
flatluigi: it's here
croisvoix1: Is this time for yet more chimbus garbage?
Jondare subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 70 month streak!
Jondare: Ahh, it seems like it was only yesterday that i was able to make a 69 joke... oh well, on to 420!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jondare! (Today's storm count: 15)
gnome_friend stands against the devil
tidehollowcat: Thanks for the HahaDoge @boi_ginny
korvys: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #5483: "Ben and I communicate in vines." —Graham [2018-11-07]
Izhuark: Stand against the devil !
Gizmoloid: I guess Garbage day is from here?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA rhia3CLOD rhia3CLOD rhia3CLOD
keep_it_lobster subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, keep_it_lobster! (Today's storm count: 16)
FlyingUltraCar: Hey party people!
Foxmar320: Yo!
Probevoyages: 5kg of bacon? Is your office on the Oregon Trail?
tapdancingbeavers: hello all! :D
raaabr: Man, that old Graham beard
TehAmelie: hello!
arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: Woo! W+P Time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, arcaneIllumination! (Today's storm count: 17)
Duffadash: @parasite221 GARBAGE DAY comes from SIlent Night, Deadly Night 2. Conveniently a christmas movie. :-)
gnome_friend: sergeHi @FlyingUltraCar and @tapdancingbeavers
MCJiopur: Yay made it in time
FlyingWithSnakes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
FlyingWithSnakes: *checks watch* oh, would you look at that? it's garbage time
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FlyingWithSnakes! (Today's storm count: 18)
badpandabear: lrrGARBO_SA lrrGARBO_SA lrrGARBO_SA lrrGARBO_SA
AdmiralMemo: That was a great beard
planeswalkagogo: successful intro is successful
Sarah_Serinde: It's a good intro
kassy_13: haven't you said that before graham?
planeswalkagogo: ENGAGEMENT
tapdancingbeavers: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @flyingwithsnakes
AnSq_ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AnSq_! (Today's storm count: 19)
kassy_13: lrrALEX_SA lrrGRAHAM_RD
Juliamon: It certainly was a choice you made
flatluigi: alex.
Izhuark: the Garbternet !
Sarah_Serinde: Alex pls
tidehollowcat: lrrALEX_RD lrrGRAHAM_SA lrrGARBO_SG
Zalthia: What is a clipozine?
MikoKisai: Thanks for the HahaSleep @ansq_
Foxmar320: Ummmmm
SaiyaOrigaia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SaiyaOrigaia! (Today's storm count: 20)
malc: wait, there's a NON-garbage internet?!
gnome_friend: !findquote cardiac
LRRbot: Quote #3291: "Penelope, are you a cardiac people?" —Graham [2016-08-24]
Despoiler98: Alex WAT
Ashen_Prime subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Ashen_Prime: My first time catching Garbage Day live since the return, and I get to extend the train? Can miss this! Happy to see it back!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Ashen_Prime! (Today's storm count: 21)
mmsword: Alex already eating garbage, a good sign.
EveningStarComposition: It is time for game torture FUN TIME!
AdmiralMemo: Alex is now a goat
ameliette: oh i have spider faucet on my bingo card again
accountmadeforants: Alex is becoming the GOAT
Despoiler98: Alex PLZ
MT_Storm: lrrGARBO_SA Day
hoktauri subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hoktauri! (Today's storm count: 22)
croisvoix1: !bingo
Too_Many_Knives subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
Too_Many_Knives: Sub train to the garbage dump!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Too_Many_Knives! (Today's storm count: 23)
Probevoyages: Clipozines contain bullats used by gunnet
AdmiralMemo: It's filled with FIBER
ameliette: alex are you cosplaying cameron? why the cardboard?
SmashTCG: monkaS
ANameYouCanRead: Hmm
KevinTheShark: That's a weird looking pringle
NexusVoxx: one (1) entire animals
AdmiralMemo: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
RAICx: !bingo
Diabore: !bingo
A_Dub888: !bingo
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it has already been recycled...
Malacorath: !bingo
flatluigi: !bingo
DigitalSeahorse: rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO oh hey, Paridot feels at home with toilet :P
AdmiralMemo: There have been for both
kassy_13: yes there is
parasite221: Welp, thanks guys but I just realised I could've just search for "garbage day meme" otzLove
Boi_Ginny: !bingo
ANameYouCanRead: bongo
gnome_friend: nice, @DigitalSeahorse
Izhuark: Bingo bongo !
kassy_13: i love "alex has heard of the game"
kusinohki: bingo card for loading ready live when? :P
Roughly21Smurfs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Roughly21Smurfs: What do you call a hand clock on stage? Why Watch and Play of course!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Roughly21Smurfs! (Today's storm count: 24)
Plaid_of_Honor subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
Plaid_of_Honor: Afternoon, garbage pals!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Plaid_of_Honor! (Today's storm count: 25)
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahha
Foxmar320: Ok got my card ready
ClodiumSoride: Hey Alex, congratulations on your Kickstarter project funding!
kassy_13: Thanks for the HahaDoge @plaid_of_honor
AdmiralMemo: Wut
PenultiN00b: Cheer100 GARBAGE DAY! Cheer100
Stoffern: I'm concerned about Graham having insider info for the bingo
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Mangledpixel: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @plaid_of_honor
FlyingUltraCar: Is “default unity graphical settings” in the bingo mix?
EOstby: Of course you have a soundboard, just push that red button. :P
Zalthia: Oh god dang it I already have clipozine because I asked about it myself
DigitalSeahorse: rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO
NimrodXIV: that is one od my favorite bad movies
AdmiralMemo: Alright, clip that to the right size and put it on the soundboard
Juliamon: Plop that right next to Fantasy Costco
AmoriLinguae: ?codefall 3
flatluigi: does the soundboard still have the do-not-press button
Pump19: Codefall | The Escapists 2 (not avail. in most of latin america, asia, and eastern europe) (Humble Bundle) | Subterrain (Humble Bundle) | Blackwake (Humble Bundle)
Tamer_ren subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tamer_ren! (Today's storm count: 26)
Foxmar320: Yesssss
raaabr: Huh
Dared00: "Other person joins out of morbid curiosity" GET
malc: BONG
raaabr: !codefall
LRRbot: If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
korvys: Betrayl
KevinTheShark: I'm surprised you don't have "WE'RE HEEEEEEEEERE" On the soundboard
Despoiler98: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
embyrr922: Betrayal kill
korvys: Paul uses it for Betrayl
Sarah_Serinde: It's *for* Betrayal, yeah
Blightfight: That does sound like IQ.
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM sergePride_SG voxlunRad voxlunNut
Foxmar320: Nice :D
gnome_friend: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: Is that from... Atmosfear?
Duffadash: That movie is so much fun. Was recently featured on Best of the Worst by RedLetterMedia. :-)
flatluigi: jumpscare!
tidehollowcat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Despoiler98: yeah I want WE'RE HEEEEEEERE on tap
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA lrrHORN
red_shoes_jeff: JUMPSCARE!
Zalthia: What is the Super Ocean?
kassy_13: also betrayal
ANameYouCanRead: Jump scare
HydraWiggins: traitor and kill
Despoiler98: Cool GAME
kassy_13: @Zalthia sky subocean
shamblingkrenshar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shamblingkrenshar! (Today's storm count: 27)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGARBO_TK
Zalthia: @kassy_13 huh. Thanks!
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
herph: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @shamblingkrenshar
ANameYouCanRead: lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK
CrookedPenguin: I wish I could keep up with chat on my phone, but there's so many people
Despoiler98: lrrEFF_TK
accountmadeforants: wheelerH_HF
Izhuark: lrrGOAT_TK
Reecer6: If only we could just copy the entire Desert Bus soundboard to this.
kassy_13: @Zalthia so last week when we went into space ;)
DigitalSeahorse: rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO Peridot approves
NathanJay_GA: lrrGARBO_SA
tidehollowcat: lrrGARBO_SG lrrALEX_RD lrrGRAHAM_SA
KevinTheShark: sergeJustRight
deviant__d subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
deviant__d: Yay, catching it live for the first time in ever.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, deviant__d! (Today's storm count: 28)
TehAmelie: toilets thinky emoji
Ablaze8Wayz: Garbage bits for garbage games Cheer100
Foxmar320: lol
kassy_13: yay <3
NexusVoxx: arrighty
flatluigi: lrrSLOTH
Mangledpixel: lrrGARBO_SA
margieargie: @Reecer6 Including the entire Warcraft folder, I hope.
Kramburger: lrrCIRCLE_RD
AdmiralMemo: lrrHEART Paul
kusinohki: !paullove
Izhuark: Thanks Paul !
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSLOTH_TK
Izhuark: <3
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS_RD
Despoiler98: lrrSLOTH
NightValien28: ok
Fruan: Paul has a very strange job
Foxmar320: Paul is perfect :D
Dared00: "Dumbfounded Silence"on bingo GET
Gizmoloid: Does this lrrSIGNAL_RD look like Rudolf frozen in an iceberg to anyone?
KevinTheShark: Oh Paul. you work so hard
korvys: Paul is a very funny man
Foxmar320: I love it
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrAWESOME_SA Yeah had to do it
painterskies subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
painterskies: thanks for all the great content! you guys rock! lrrHEART lrrDARK
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Boi_Ginny: Thanks Paul!
Drasvin: lrrGARBO_SA
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Zalthia: Paul is great
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Astra7525: Blackness
Foxmar320: oh
the_elkae: Choice
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TemporallyAwry: An empty void - good, good.
the_elkae: Graham knows his garbage
Foxmar320: ummmm
the_elkae: BEES
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virre_: Garbage day stream, considering what I learned from Sidewalk slam is this now the smackdown stream?
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Telnaior: uh oh
AdmiralMemo: COMMUNISM!
NexusVoxx: the werr
painterskies: WHAT?
Izhuark: For the people !
flatluigi: psychedelic eyeball?
kassy_13: thanks sarah!
Sarah_Serinde: (The channel points command is not mod-only, fyi)
Kramburger: Wher
Unas84: such bloody whirs
Zalthia: Uh
kusinohki: potato way 3?
lare291: War, war never changes
red_shoes_jeff: DeWRRR!
malc: only four runners
kassy_13: oooh awesome @Sarah_Serinde
DigitalSeahorse: oh, Alex, congrats on the kickstarter finish! :D 19K voxlunRad benginHype
SalmirAeon: piple
Solipsody: I can't figure out what this guy's real accent is, or what accent he's trying to do.
virre_: 4 runners
raaabr: Not gonna lie, this is not *terrible* as a cutscene
Sarah_Serinde: kassy_13 I gotchu :)
NathanJay_GA: I'm gonna go ahead and check the "overly ambitions" bingo square
Izandai: What accent is this?
NimrodXIV: what accent is this trying to be?
Kramburger: !bingo
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Izandai: #drift
flatluigi: this is definitely french canadian
Wangor: Bloody whirs, getting their artifacts when they want them.
Izhuark: Nuclear blades ? XD
MCJiopur: Internet pls hold out
the_elkae: There are very few vowels being said
ArcOfTheConclave: bloody whir
kassy_13: this is an accent tho
AlistairSteiner: Wot
TheMerricat: War! War never changes,
NexusVoxx: careebin
malc: this accent is wandering all over Europe and Russia
Despoiler98: Caribbean crisis?
Alness49: The Curry Bean Crisis!
superkooky: Just tuned in. Instead of being greeted by the customary CokeGaming ad, I got the Theros trailer. Neat.
Aitsu111: so why is borat telling us about wars?
BlightningHelix: Caribbean Crisis is an interesting term.
Solipsody: Is this just the intro cutscene for... Now?
Gizmoloid: I think that's an actual Russian accent @Izandai
ArcOfTheConclave: nuclear blades!
Tiber727: The Karin bean crisis.
ritchards: but they having moving pictures in newspapers!
Ablaze8Wayz: For all those French Russians out there
AlistairSteiner: So like, are we fighting the cockroaches, or are we the cockroaches?
thephyrexianeggroll: I am very not ok with them using that Holocaust image for a game
ClodiumSoride: This trailer is writing checks that the game won't be able to cash, right?
eric_christian_berg: Surfers?
Izandai: @Gizmoloid You could be right.
NexusVoxx: existene on the surfers
ameliette: i think its trying to be russian, but totally failing
KevinTheShark: They were keeled
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the_elkae: Foolish socks??
samwonk: Rotting in agony and hatred?
SalmirAeon: was gonna say "someone's played Metro..."
HydraWiggins: clearly part of the harry potter universe
BaronVonPoppinOff: war is changing very little
Solipsody: "There's a WORLD going on, UNDERGROUND!"
kassy_13: ukrainian maybe
the_elkae: Bonker!
GDwarf: The earth writhing in agony is a mental image
raaabr: Howwevew
flatluigi: cursing her foolish socks
thephyrexianeggroll: rrrrrrrotting
Foxmar320: Yeah I was gonna say its Metro now
AdmiralMemo: Is this considered Dave's Spokesman speech or just a bad European accent?
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, the Caribbean Crisis. You know, with all the PIRATES?
Zalthia: Uhhhhh
raaabr: So it's Fallout: Exodus?
NexusVoxx: russian fallout?
Despoiler98: Ah yes the Soviet Union knew what they were doing
Izhuark: XD
TheMerricat: Fallout Russia?
accountmadeforants: This is some neat still animation, at least.
Izhuark: Not metro
wildpeaks: so far, I'd play that
eric_christian_berg: Fallout: Soviet Edition.
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polygryphstudios: What an opening sequence
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Izandai: This song is neat.
Mysticman89: metro fallout?
GDwarf: Fallout Metro
Solipsody: 2014: After Math: Biochem
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korvys: Metro 2014
SpacePotato01: why is the title moving
ameliette: is this two steps from hell?
badpandabear: Is this a French person doing a Russian accent in English?
PandasAndPancakes: Love that mouse-hover text
Kramburger: position.wiggle(20,2)
ArcOfTheConclave: it is metro!
Malacorath: does this count as philosophy 101?
MT_Storm: The man at the store said this was the "Metro" you wanted!!
Izandai: 2014.aftermath
Zalthia: Huh. Nice music?
Trixalicious: the distant future of ... 2014
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A_Dub888: (dot) aftermath
Phailhammer: Fallout: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. lrrBEEJ
RetroHibiscus: is the narrator doing a Tommy wiseau impression?
Foxmar320: oh no
chesul: this is totally a metro ripoff for setting.
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Despoiler98: last survived
ItIsVey: @badpandabear that's what i was thinking
Izandai: oh good
ameliette: egor vetrov? that's not even a name!
wildpeaks: Metro this ain't
the_elkae: You are the last survived
Theteddybear676: hey all
ArcOfTheConclave: literal actual metro
raaabr: It's 2.5D?
kamelion84: katesWat
RAICx: Thank you for the HahaCat @ida_n01
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Theteddybear676
Izandai: That's a very good jump animation.
GDwarf: Huh
ClodiumSoride: So Metro-vania?
Rhynerd: Why a sidescroller
painterskies: oh dear god
Too_Many_Knives: move mouse pointer
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad ssandMOD_SA
Zalthia: Huh
Too_Many_Knives: pls
the_elkae: Rats!
Despoiler98: yay CRATE
FoxFyr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:32.
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3013: "I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat." —Cameron [2016-07-21]
Wikt: Sector S
eric_christian_berg: But are the toilets destructible?
KevinTheShark: I'm waiting for someone to make a game based on your graphic novel Alex @loadingreadyrun lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
the_elkae: Find the key, duh :P
EveningStarComposition: Them RadRats are vicious
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
accountmadeforants: I guess that spoils the twist where it turns out you're no true Slav.
Stalevar_: shoot a rat to loot a key?
the_elkae: Good stairs
Zalthia: !bingo
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Ryavis: More falling down the stairs than walking down them, huh.
GDwarf: No door opening animation
raaabr: The ZOMBIES?
wildpeaks: of course there are zombies
Anaerin: That typeface...
TemporallyAwry: That font choice ...
raaabr: Wow, this *is* fallout
Kramburger: That's all one sentence
Foxmar320: oh good
Gizmoloid: @ameliette Uh, yes it is, though I don't think "Egor" is a proper English to write this name.
Gophersaurus: There's wall of text for the bingo
couldntpickausername: why are the i s lowercase
Liminely: fonts.....
AdmiralMemo: And the zombie mutants and the mutant zombies
Izandai: Good. Zombies AND mutants. Good.
ritchards: the rats are just rumours, ignore them
kusinohki: not giant mutant zombie rats!
Izhuark: "Illegible fonts" check
Alness49: I mean, those wern't giant rats. They were good Rat-sized boys
TehAmelie: is this the closest they could get to a "fake cyrrilics" font?
virre_: What is that garbage font
APODionysus: Graham! Name that font!
boriskun: Нападение means ATTACK in Russian
Invitare: those rats aren't giant...
boriskun: It was on the newspaper
Mysticman89: radition is like a foam that seeps into things. clearly
flatluigi: right click?
Unas84: p for punch?
GDwarf: Zombies *and* mutants is fun. You've got living people what are irradiated, and the dead walking around again...due to radiation.
Kramburger: Your character is Steve-ing pretty hard
Jadenim: I mean, this isn’t a terrible concept
polygryphstudios: The control is Cektop C
Trixalicious: is it clicking the fist?
Despoiler98: yeah those are just normal sized rats
Izhuark: click the punch in the corner ?
flatluigi: resart
Wikt: Resart
ameliette: Gizmoloid i indeed meant that it's incorrectly written into english :D
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:54.
Foxmar320: welp
wildpeaks: I think we won
teavian: click the fist?
ritchards: "whoops"
OmnipotentTrevor: Radiation that doesn't make giant rats and mutant zombies is boring
persistentpetitioners: whoops
Pal_Friendpatine: Click the gun up above?
thefileclerk: ded
MikoKisai: the config dialog probably has the keybindings
AdmiralMemo: but y tho
AlistairSteiner: Alex made the right call
kusinohki: click the punch icon in the upper left?
Sly_chocobo: To be honest, we all know that Radiation = Rats of Unusual size.
APODionysus: Are those ‘i’s intentionally lowercase or is that a function of the font?
Malacorath: i feel stupid but what does G+A initiate characters mean?
raven534: garbage day!
Telnaior: WHOOPS~
TemporallyAwry: Freudian Slip of the mouse eh?
AdmiralMemo: Wait, is this a mobile port?
GDwarf: Their font is block caps except for the letter "i", which is lower case, and that's annoying me for some reason
DigitalSeahorse: rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO voxlunRad "yeah, dev CLODS. Get a clue."
Kramburger: Click Fist - You cannot click Ye Fist
EveningStarComposition: I appreciate the Shining carpet wallpaper
Ablaze8Wayz: lrrFINE
Hadanelith: click on the rats, maybe?
Theteddybear676: try E
ImmortalLen: Scroll wheel?
Mangledpixel: there's an Input tab in that Unity launcher
xenio3: there was input section in the luncher
pencilsnake: I mean, the music doesn't suck
APODionysus: @gdwarf it hurts me too
FlyingWithSnakes: maybe you're just a giant man
APODionysus: Why just the i
OmnipotentTrevor: rats of usual size
APODionysus: WHY
Ablaze8Wayz: You must equip fist
the_elkae: Cratey is here
Kramburger: Can you get ye crate?
Juliamon: I think the font would actually be LESS readable with uppercase i's though
wildpeaks: the note became found
kassy_13: click on the fist icon?
AdmiralMemo: HEALTHY
DigitalSeahorse: hidden40Derp different bonkers
AlistairSteiner: Press 1?
Telnaior: a healthy :D
coolbond: Try R?
the_elkae: Clisk on the fist :D
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy B e e f
kusinohki: click and drag the fist?
brainbosh: Fist goes in every slot.
AdmiralMemo: Stomp on dem rats
Tiber727: Box o' health.
0x6772: r for "ready" again?
virre_: click fist with rats there?
thephyrexianeggroll: F for Fist
wildpeaks: granpa is a bit hard of hearing
Despoiler98: Stop Yelling dude
Theteddybear676: click E
Kramburger: He has to yell so he can hear himself
the_elkae: You have been Saved
Kramburger: !ng
kassy_13: haylthy!
Duffadash: Can you click the rats?
Stalevar_: it's yegor, not igor
AdmiralMemo: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
SacrificialToast: the hall monitor?
brainbosh: The hall monitor
AdmiralMemo: WUT
painterskies: tormWut
Zalthia: This honestly wouldn’t be so bad if it were a point and click. The atmosphere is decent.
DigitalSeahorse: I hope grandpa got that hearing aid as prescribed even if not mandatory
Kramburger: >Use ladder
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun try CTRL
Foxmar320: :D
Telnaior: LOL
xenio3: there was input section in the unity luncher
Juliamon: These controls... oh god
SalmirAeon: video game ladders strike again!!
Laurreth: it *is* Stalker!
AdmiralMemo: Yes
BrindleBoar: I warned you about ladders, bro
Lucidmooselid: WATCH AND YAAAAY RaccAttack RaccAttack
Despoiler98: RUSSIAN
MikoKisai: that sure was russian
GDwarf: Suddenly Russian
Foxmar320: Wall of TEXT get
Solipsody: Did we just run out English?
SquirrelLord1111: lrrALEX_SA
Izhuark: Wait we can't read russian ?
Mysticman89: those rats got yote
NightValien28: screw doing radiation right I just want a game that do ladders right
Wangor: Kick the rat!
painterskies: animal abuse! D:
AdmiralMemo: What button was that?
Kramburger: English is DLC
wildpeaks: maybe we are a mutant and have 4 fists
Izhuark: Aren't we supposed to be russian ?
Phailhammer: You cannot punch ye rat.
Anaerin: Switch... puzzle?
blip2004: damn you buffering
Zalthia: Ladders are apparently pretty hard
Theteddybear676: Kick the baby
Telnaior: 25% healthy!
fastlane250: Feet are just your legs’ fists.
kassy_13: this is...helpful
0x6772: I like Slippery Ladder's first album...
Gizmoloid: @ameliette Ah, gotcha! Looking at wikipedia loads of people have it translated as Yegor (I guess that's closest phonetically), but many are also written as Egor, so I guess that's an accepted variant too?
Izandai: WHY
Foxmar320: wow why
Izhuark: Plateforming ?
Kramburger: OH WE GAMING NOW
Izhuark: Why ?
Solipsody: Was this made on a dare?
SacrificialToast: i like the background ladder
Telnaior: LOL
Blade_Tiger: Hello yes OSHA would like a word
painterskies: DEAR GOD LUL
AwkwardBirb: why would you have that in real life either?
Theteddybear676: kick the baby no you kick the baby
DigitalSeahorse: uh
Ryavis: Wow, when they made their underground bunkers, they sure gave the rooms high ceilings huh.
Kazman20a: have you tried clicking on the rats while the fist is highlighted?
TehAmelie: more like plat DE forming
GDwarf: I get why ladders are so often bad in FPS games, a ladder that's bad in a platformer is fairly novel
fastlane250: peak videogames
FlyingWithSnakes: the ladders have mutated from the radiation
wildpeaks: I think the zombies are safe from us, their ladder defense system is working perfectly
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun you need to press W again to grip ladder when falling
Robot_Bones: At last, the dark souls of ladders
Lucidmooselid: maybe you need a boooox
Gophersaurus: Super Meme-io Maker 2
HydraWiggins: game designer has had it with people complaining about pixel hunting, so all collectibles have a sign larger than most tvs
AdmiralMemo: Even GOOD games have bad ladders
Telnaior: HEALTHY
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Solipsody: Look, they started building the ladder from both ends to save time, and it didn't QUITE meet up. No big, it happens.
Akaiatana: Alex needs to pray to the ladder day saints
Mangledpixel: you see comrade, if you make ladder from butter, then it already greased like fireman pole for faster down
Telnaior: oh you get fall damage?
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #2744: "Fake gamer door." —Alex [2016-06-09]
Ablaze8Wayz: It a test of skill and cunning
Lucidmooselid: MAYBE YOU NEED A BOX?????
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BrindleBoar: Alex "Pro Gamer" Steacy
painterskies: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: johnlo1Box
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kassy_13: noooo
Solipsody: A mask of gas.
TheAinMAP: katesWa katesOw
Garfman314: what'd i miss?
korvys: I assume "Super Gamer" is like a "Super Taster", in that it sounds good, but just makes you life worse
TehAmelie: why was the graphic a gas cloud?
Malacorath: made by one person...CHECK
Drummi_: this music is repetetive as hell.
Mysticman89: so you have 1 health, but also 1 gas mask. so gas mask is consumable?
AlistairSteiner: Alex has been irradiated and made into a SUPER GAMER
virre_: This reminds me of how bad the night watch computer game is (but a lot better than this)
couldntpickausername: so is next week a themed watch and play?
red_shoes_jeff: Good, so your left pinkie won't suffocate.
ClodiumSoride: Yes, kicking those slugs.
AdmiralMemo: I remember that game
polygryphstudios: you have to lead the shot
Mysticman89: out of this world was neat. It's called something else these days i think, its on steam
kusinohki: another world?
TemporallyAwry: YES I do remember it. It's awesome when you get through it.
Lucidmooselid: OMG it was soooo bad
Theteddybear676: ano this is a random thing to ask but do you guys have a chirstmas tree up in your office
ritchards: yep, that was me
Lucidmooselid: but great
UnknownGerm: Heal?
thephyrexianeggroll: Rat Punting™️
couldntpickausername: that game just keeps getting remade
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TheMerricat: internet cut out chat, did we figure out how to punch before we got hte gun?
Gizmoloid: Or "Another world" in the rest of the world, if anyone's wondering.
Tiber727: I couldn't get past the beast that chases you.
Izhuark: Technology !
Anaerin: "Out of this world" was known as "Another World" in all other territories but North America.
thirsty_kitteh: Pull Lever
Mysticman89: yeah "another world" is also known as "out of this world"
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Liliturra: PrideHi
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Izandai: oh no
virre_: TheMerricat Yes
34Witches: why
Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat: Kick
nemryn: "How do you go down a ladder without dying?": The sign of a good game
TehAmelie: you have a gun fondling button?
AdmiralMemo: Paul played it on-stream once
FlyingWithSnakes: "Puzzles! Because Game!" CHECK
TheWanderingNomad: Afternoon Chat, how's the garbage today?\
Mysticman89: 10.99 cad on steam for those who want that nostalgia
Malacorath: is this disjointed level design?
Izhuark: "Puzzles ! Because games !" Check too !
azariahroth: John SurvivorMan
Ryavis: Gotta know the lever code if you want to eat.
Izandai: Well there's only 8 combinations. You can brute-force it.
AdmiralMemo: @Malacorath Not QUITE, I'd say
Kramburger: The doors make me nervous with how low they are
Malacorath: i didnt think so
Izhuark: This building sucks
Foxmar320: I love that the bat is just following you
polygryphstudios: Shoot the floor
AdmiralMemo: @Malacorath Let's see what the future holds, though.
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TehAmelie: it's certainly counter-intuitive level design
GDwarf: Only 8 possible combinations, which raises the question of who locks a door using only 8 possible options?
34Witches: What is *wrong* with this gun
Solipsody: Does the gun just automatically hit whatever when you shoot the floor?
Nocxia: Thanks for the HahaLean @mc40k
Malacorath: it makes just the smallestamount of sense
Radjack: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @mc40k
wildpeaks: that sounds an awful lot like gun sound effect from stalker
Izhuark: But the rooms are the same
Robot_Bones: Game, Pros: Different doors
Darksteel_Mike: nng nngs are to be treasured
UnknownGerm: Heal?
NekaanUjCake: Stalker 2 is looking great
Akaiatana: Well actually Graham, they're rat controls
Izandai: Better heal.
blackwlf: Latered gas masks.
Solipsody: So gas masks are a consumable item. Good good.
ClodiumSoride: Maybe the gasmasks are ablative?
Mysticman89: can you use your health?
polygryphstudios: You can put that one on top of the first mask in case it doesnt work
AdmiralMemo: @NekaanUjCake This must be Clear Sky then Kappa
Theteddybear676: HahaPoint
AlistairSteiner: Well, the gas mask is consumable, yeah
Nigouki: wait is that door from STALKER?
AdmiralMemo: How are you printing OUTSIDE the paper?
blackwlf: Get the beer-key.
jonnykefka: I just got here and what is
wildpeaks: don't ye take Clear Sky's name in vain :D
SacrificialToast: the C written on the torn part of the paper
kusinohki: video games!
Juliamon: man, this game is making me miss Lost in Vivo already
Lucidmooselid: these rats are pretty agressive for their size ......they are probably might wanna get checked!!
Robot_Bones: That is eating
GDwarf: I choose to believe that his official job title is explicitly "MONiTOR", with that specific capitalization.
accountmadeforants: Who needs a kitchen with all these tasty, tasty rats?
Tiber727: They can just eat the rats.
AdmiralMemo: @jonnykefka We're in Soviet Russia after the Cuban Missile Crisis turned deadly and created mutants, zombies, and mutant zombies.
NathanJay_GA: cornflakes, vodka, and beer: the breakfast of any worthy engineer!
jonnykefka: fascinating
accountmadeforants: Also, this is the definition of seabatHITBOX
thephyrexianeggroll: Caribbean crisis
thirsty_kitteh: Is post-Soviet russia, pistol rarer than AK...
Ashen_Prime: Geographically, it was closer to the beginning than the rifle, you just went the other direction first.
Angreed66: They don't need a kitchen when they have a steady supply of rats.
Izhuark: Fist of the north star for Atari ? O-o
Solipsody: @AdmiralMemo And slightly-larger-than-average rats.
thephyrexianeggroll: not cuban
TheWanderingNomad: So fist Atatatata or kick Atatatatata
Astra7525: How much are you betting that the surface level is DLC "Coming Soon"?
A_Dub888: !findquote mosh
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Gizmoloid: Paraphrasing an old Russian joke: "Beer is our bread and vodka is our butter, so let's make sandwiches!"
edgeyberzerker: Might be the NES version
Izandai: 8
AdmiralMemo: 6
Baldrash: I think that was the Master System game.
Izandai: 8 combinations
Driosenth: 8
lady_olynder: 9
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AdmiralMemo: Wait, 8
Foxmar320: welp
Izandai: <o/
FlyingWithSnakes: who locks their fucking kitchen like that
Probevoyages: butter sandwiches??
fastlane250: Best Atari impressions I’ve ever heard, not gonna lie.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX *remembers Alex may not have watched Steven Universe yet* rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO ....nuts voxlunNut
korvys: Depends how long the combinations is
BrindleBoar: maybe the medkit is beer
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thirsty_kitteh: assuming no state, 8 combinations. with state, possiblity countable infinite
TehAmelie: who put a giant code lock on t`he kitchen door
Baldrash: Either way, most early Fist of the North Star games were walk in a direction and murder tons of dudes.
virre_: Wikipedia seems to imply that The Carribian crisis is how it is refered in Russia
Malacorath: @DigitalSeahorse is there new SU??
Lucidmooselid: the kitchen wasnt really locked was it.....
Lucidmooselid: just there
Solipsody: @Baldrash Well, that's accurate to the source material.
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie more importantly why did the other guy forget the combo?
offissa: Thanks for the HahaThink @vk_dragontech
wildpeaks: I'll have to play Exodus to wash my eyes after this
AdmiralMemo: Interesting
TehAmelie: maybe it's too easy to memorize
Izandai: I mean fair enough I guess.
Malacorath: last I had seen was the one with white diamond
AlistairSteiner: Yeah, I need to get Metro Exodus eventually
DigitalSeahorse: Steven Universe is the sexiest thing I've ever watched!!! rhia3CLOD theonl45THIRST theonl45Heart
Baldrash: @Solipsody Fact.
NightValien28: wildpeaks I am replaying the trilogy after this, good times
Izhuark: Compelling gameplay !
Izandai: @DigitalSeahorse ?????
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Indirnys: I didn't know Metro 2077 was a sidescroller
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Hotrob_McAwesometon: lrrFINE_SG
AdmiralMemo: @DigitalSeahorse Um....
gnome_friend: @DigitalSeahorse ... sure?
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG
Foxmar320: wow
AdmiralMemo: @DigitalSeahorse I thought you were a troll until I read your name
Driosenth: 16 combos
thephyrexianeggroll: @digitalseahorse aight cool
Solipsody: Do you have to jump for the ceiling switches?
Foxmar320: This is amazing
Porsgaard81: Could we turn off music?
Izandai: 16 combinations now.
kassy_13: "keys unlock more keys" check
teavian: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @indirnys lrrSPOT
eric_christian_berg: Graham needs coffee?
NightValien28: brute force puzzles are bad, do not ever make them
TehAmelie: i know they call WW2 "the great patriotic war" but why Caribbean. . .
Izandai: Just count in binary.
Aenir798: what
HydraWiggins: I guess if you consider the embargo in the caribbean, and not the missiles in cuba, to be the problem?
AdmiralMemo: Qut
raaabr: "I'll open this for you, but I won't open the other thing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Got it working :P
azariahroth: ?????
flatluigi: garbage ghost
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kamelion84: katesLol
TheAinMAP: What?
Solipsody: Who did what, Alex?
Alness49: @DigitalSeahorse Do you need help? I forget if this is a code-phrase?
kassy_13: <3
PenultiN00b: Haunted
Foxmar320: Like why would anyone put leavers up that high
NimrodXIV: <3
kassy_13: yes he did
Aenir798: HAHA PAUL
Izhuark: XD
NightValien28: sure did
Foxmar320: LOL
TransPunkArchmage: Yes Paul!
Telnaior: LOL
Izandai: ?????
jonnykefka: Paul FTW
Foxmar320: Paul is a wizard
accountmadeforants: It manifested from pure Watch + Play
polygryphstudios: push crate?
AdmiralMemo: Paul can REMOTE push the buttons!
thephyrexianeggroll: I love that man
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG
FlyingWithSnakes: you gota make the puzzles hard or the radiation can get in
DigitalSeahorse: AdmiralMemo, gnome_friend, I mean it's as good as the porns anyway :P
DarkNacht: Its coming from inside the game
Riandisa: Paul is amazing
BrindleBoar: Paul why are you a garbage ghost
chesul: ghost garbage!
accountmadeforants: This is your ghost now
kassy_13: paul is the best!
MikoKisai: good job lrrPAUL
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun does this mean you can deploy santa's elves at will
AdmiralMemo: THERE are the huge rats
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Atomic_Marshmallow: Garbage day!!
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TheAinMAP: Big rat?!
Despoiler98: WHAT WAS THAT
Daken1993: Paul is a wizard, He did it remotely to make a point to Graham about how easy it would be
Tiber727: *cocks gun* moon base's haunted.
Izhuark: <3 paul
the_elkae: Paul is all-seeing and all-knowing lrrPAUL
Solipsody: Ah! Okay, that's a giant rat. I'll give them that.
Malacorath: !quote wizard
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TemporallyAwry: So those are the giant rats I'm guess.
AdmiralMemo: Which button is it on?
Alness49: Now THAT is a giant rat!
TehAmelie: was that a rat crossed with a sibirian tiger?
dococelot: its a rous
herph: Thanks for the HahaCat @atomic_marshmallow
fastlane250: large boi
korvys: "What is up with that weird dog?"
LoadingReadyRun: you can't right now. it isn't actually on the board yet
Malacorath: !quote am i
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: @DigitalSeahorse why are you deciding to share this now?
100abrahamlincolns: I thought that was in game for a split second and was so confused
Jadenim: YOU can’t do that, only Master Paul
Garfman314: that looked like a thylacine or something
nemryn: Ahh it's a giant rat run for your-- oh it just fell over, never mind
AranMathai: God, if you could have used that last night.
Invitare: it's Adam saying "I'm out" I think
Astra7525: I think it's Adam
ritchards: this is why he's Paul
korvys: !findquote weird dog
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AdmiralMemo: That sounds like Adam yeah
Zanzabar_: probably twitch alert?
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Kramburger: !findquote what is that
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SpacePotato01: those poor rats
virre_: Oh I also found an academic study that used Caribbean Crisis (Russian author based on name but in English)
thephyrexianeggroll: It's Paul magic
Despoiler98: I love how the rats just lay down slowly when machine gunned
Mangledpixel: gas mask must be a limited time thing
korvys: Huh, we never put "What is that weird dog!?" in the quotes?
AdmiralMemo: !findquote weird
Malacorath: or "AM I a wizard"
kassy_13: i love how you're shooting miles over their head
kenkopin: Those are some heroic hit-boxes.
offbeatwitch: *are you a wizard*
Robot_Bones: That was a SNES home alone ass Bat
AdmiralMemo: !findquote dog
flatluigi: you're a solid galumph
EveningStarComposition: Could the music loop be any more short and awkward?
DigitalSeahorse: gnome_friend, I'm hoping one of streamers notices and decides to watch
KevinTheShark: Remember. Don't Panic. and always bring a Towel
nemryn: If somebody asks if you're a wizard, you say yes!
TehAmelie: leopard basement rats. the postapocalypse is weird
Solipsody: Still, not the WORST game in the Fallout series.
AdmiralMemo: YEET
Kramburger: This is a weird Fallout Shelter mod, I tell you what
Drummi_: 4 chords. that's all
gnome_friend: @DigitalSeahorse During a stream may not be the best time for that
FinnKaenbyou: G.A.R.B.A.G.E.
AdmiralMemo: 10%
coelopteryx: steven universe is a show about a 14-year-old, phrases like "sexiest show" or "as good as porns" shouldn't be anywhere near it
Telnaior: O_O
Stalevar_: rat sound is from stalker i think? doors are too.
the_elkae: RIP your legs
Inquisitor_Xian: did that rodent of unusual size eat your gun?
AdmiralMemo: @FinnKaenbyou Ooh nice
flatluigi: we're dead
lady_olynder: catch you in the VOD, i need to sleep before work
Foxmar320: Your bones just shot into your skull
TheWarbo: some tight platforming controls here
raaabr: That's just dickish
polygryphstudios: My favorite platformer mechanic, fall damage
TehAmelie: it took 15 healths to try and get that health :x
SAiconjr: it a tapr
gnome_friend: @DigitalSeahorse also I don't think that tactic will work
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
Solipsody: Not worth it.
Foxmar320: lrrSACK
margieargie: *starts singing "Snake Eater"*
Izandai: <o/
eric_christian_berg: Mad skills
BrindleBoar: OR WILL HE
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KinoGami: it's ok, you have 10% power and concentration of will
NightValien28: SKILL
Telnaior: SMOOTH
jarbasaur: pro gamer
blackwlf: Alex, Master of Games.
AlistairSteiner: Noice
AdmiralMemo: That is clip-worthy
PandasAndPancakes: Gamer skillz
Mysticman89: pro gamer
kassy_13: dab
Jeezy56: he's a gaming GOD
Gophersaurus: Respect
drcanonball: you said something?
Robot_Bones: progamer
MikoKisai: pure skill
Lucidmooselid: BOOOOOM
korvys: Super Gamer
Gnuttor: Master Alex!
Kramburger: The W+P Holy Trinity is Crates, Barrels, and Unusable Ladders
PenultiN00b: Gamer strats
ItIsVey: pixel perfect trick
Malacorath: @coelopteryx also 11 year yeah, definitely no nsfw near that
KinoGami: wait, i got that backwards
insane_42: gameplay
accountmadeforants: benginTry
greatwahooney: Never doubt the Alex
gnome_friend: @DigitalSeahorse If Alex wants to watch something he will
slopoppotamus: Smooth like BUTTA
kassy_13: lrrALEX_SA
Foxmar320: oh yeah!
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TheMerricat: HSWP
kenkopin: I think that deserves a Sha-sha-sha-shaaaa!
SaiyaOrigaia: Thanks for the HahaSweat @dormouss
DigitalSeahorse: gnome_friend, I know this better than anyone
SAiconjr: gotta love how there's an enemy in every room
Lucidmooselid: WOW great mechanic there
AdmiralMemo: ded
Foxmar320: welp
BrindleBoar: plap
Izandai: good
Telnaior: LOL
the_elkae: F
TheAinMAP: katesRip
thephyrexianeggroll: rip
Walkingharder: Perfect death animation
Kramburger: !death
FlyingWithSnakes: those gas masks last like 10 seconds
Gnuttor: RIP!
Telnaior: RESART
Izhuark: Good game !
PandasAndPancakes: Resart
PenultiN00b: He's just taking a little nap
MikoKisai: time to "resart"
Juliamon: resart
aWildWrenAppeared: f
coelopteryx: @Malacorath exactly
raaabr: Wow
TehAmelie: whoa, checkpoints?
Foxmar320: Yeah wow that was bad
kassy_13: hey does that say resart???
ameliette: resart :D
MCJiopur: Such high quality puzzles
NightValien28: that was a strong start
SpacePotato01: that music is awful
Mangledpixel: that said RESART
Jeffrawr: RESART
j0xer: this is the home alone game for SNES
Inquisitor_Xian: oof that was no good
34Witches: Wow, you only respawn with 30%
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG
Lucidmooselid: in to the sea with it
Izandai: It's not even entertainingly bad. It's just boring bad.
Kramburger: Paul pls
kassy_13: RESART
OmnipotentTrevor: I'd like to see you guys play through Yahtzee's games sometime. 1213 especially. I don't think they all deserve the Watch and Play treatment of course.
persistentpetitioners: are you gonna resart the game?
AdmiralMemo: Thank you Paul! lrrPAUL
NightValien28: nicely done paul
the_elkae: Paul is best
Phailhammer: I was in a team that made a Pitfall remake in university. I'd like to think it was better that this. :P
xenagosthesatyr: it's only in phase for so long
Driosenth: Soviet Gasmask filters are bad apparently
Solipsody: Oh, no, not again...
CNRenegade: need tomato way 3
Malacorath: is the etiquette to restart the bingo or roll through?
Duffadash: You're welcome. :-)
sgowell: lrrGARBO_HF
kassy_13: yay!
AdmiralMemo: Wut
virre_: Thank you
kassy_13: oh nooooo
sekunder: thug slaw?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ok, I'll stop now :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Completely different
Izhuark: But does it have law ?
Despoiler98: hahahahhaha love it
UnknownGerm: I love thug slaw
NightValien28: plaid tug
the_elkae: A knockoff?
HydraWiggins: melle?
greatwahooney: ah yes, melle weapon
Foxmar320: oh that character model
Kerrisis: Mis-spelt Melee...
Baldrash: ThugS, or ThugZ?
kassy_13: please don't @LoadingReadyRun it's wonderful
PandasAndPancakes: "melle attack"
Zalthia: No keep doing it, Paul!
fastlane250: oh this gon be good
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun but why? :-)
AdmiralMemo: We have a MELLE ATTACK
jesskay: weapoM*
raaabr: Not gonna lie, I'd actually like this art style on a game if it was intentional
Robot_Bones: Melle WeAPn
AlistairSteiner: "Good guy"
PenultiN00b: Oh man I love "Good Guy"
TehAmelie: Thug's Law, the caveman epic from Loading Ready Run next summer
kenkopin: It's Low-Poly Grounds-keeper Willy
ClodiumSoride: These guys are from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" video
cynimo: good guy looks like one would imagine angfry minecraft paul
Reecer6: I don't trust that Good Guy is really the good guy, and that Bad Guy is really the bad guy.
Alness49: Oh course he's a Good Guy, it says right here!
GDwarf: Well, the plot has a certain clarity to it
Despoiler98: FIGHT TIME
nemryn: Whoops, I guess we're playing Shenmue now, get Ian in here
Solipsody: @sekunder It's coleslaw but with MD2020 instead of vinegar in the dressing.
accountmadeforants: Who could mistrust someone named Good Guy? Not sure about his brother, Bad Guy, though.
100abrahamlincolns: Those thugs with their push-broom mustaches and their mohawks
Izandai: Ah yes, the "RIGHT MOUSE" mouse button and the "LEFT MOUSE" button.
Gnuttor: Good guy...
Izandai: I see no problems with that.
PandasAndPancakes: Isn't this the plot of that new Ryan reynolds movie?
kusinohki: their names are literally 'good guy' and 'bad guy'
coelopteryx: i hope paul gets 'em with a sound cue they would never expect, but maybe that would be irresponsible
AdmiralMemo: @ClodiumSoride You're SO RIGHT
painterskies: OOF
eric_christian_berg: This is pretty visceral.
NimrodXIV: listen, the 10 year old who wrote this should be very proud
the_elkae: Is Good Guy a White Knight?
Inquisitor_Xian: you cant just call your protagonist "Good guy"
Lucidmooselid: woooooow
Probevoyages: There HAS to be a better improvised weapon than that for an insane vigilante
raaabr: And this iw hy vigilantism is a bad idea
slopoppotamus: Stun lock is fun times
sekunder: @Solipsody it's coleslaw, but it's served with a baseball bat with a nail through it
GDwarf: The new River City Ransom game looks a lot different than I was expecting
virre_: Why are we fighting Sheamus
TheWarbo: Bad Guys have mohawks and mutton chops, noted
thephyrexianeggroll: I love how the bat works like a sword
ritchards: the only thing to stop a bad guy with a bat is a good guy with a bat
Izhuark: That blocking stance is ridiculous
ClodiumSoride: @AdmiralMemo They just want their MTV.
FlyingWithSnakes: you really don't give your kid many options when you name them "bad guy"
AdmiralMemo: Dire Straits have gotten aggressive in recent years
the_elkae: Hot sauce!
Solipsody: @sekunder As long as you don't use mayonaisse we're all good.
persistentpetitioners: Good Guy's got a body count already
Stoffern: There's bad guys with bats so we need a good guy with a bat
Lucidmooselid: back away???
Robot_Bones: Thank goodness they told us you were the good guy or how would you know
accountmadeforants: You're a Good Guy, wouldn't want to dent the hoods.
TehAmelie: the level at least looks handmade. or if they bought these assets they put them through the low-poly filter
FlyingUltraCar: Would we call this “asset smorgasbord?”
Mangledpixel: !findquote R1
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Hotrob_McAwesometon: you know what, it has an art style and I kinda dig it. they're trying gosh darnit
Solipsody: How is this not called Noodle-Armed Hipster Bat Fight?
Reecer6: Perfect block of an entire bat.
Znazl: its the dark souls of garbage games
34Witches: Thug souls
Izhuark: We darksoul now
ancientspark: Rolling into your dooooom
AdmiralMemo: They've learned that you can't get money for nothing, so they're going for intimidation
100abrahamlincolns: Just like Dark Souls
GDwarf: TehAme It's entirely possible this was an asset pack deliberately designed to look low-poly
NightValien28: seems there is friendly fire
Foxmar320: Oh good we have a roll, yeah this is just Dark Souls now lol
Gascitygaming: is this that zombie game?
OmnipotentTrevor: This is way more of a combat engine already than most games on this show
Lucidmooselid: im done
kusinohki: is there a sneak button?
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AlistairSteiner: "You can roll" *rolls into the middle of two guys*
red_shoes_jeff: Are they hurting EACH OTHER?
TheMerricat: The part I love is you are canonically the 'good guy' because that's your name. and the 'thugs' are beating up anyone who doesn't follow the rules....
Anubis169: Helloooooooooooo Garbage Day!! lrrAWESOME
Anaerin: Thug Slaw?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Anubis169
virre_: More gangster then gangster sniper
Anubis169: this has a rather interesting polygon count
Walkingharder: For a lawless land this place doesn't look all that bad
vk_dragontech: all this Dark Souls talk reminds me of Dark Sasi
UnknownGerm: 50 DKP minus
Foxmar320: Amazing
chaostreader: I think they hurt each other.
Mangledpixel: they're twins
Lucidmooselid: agro them all
Malacorath: brb
Izandai: Okay, friendly fire is good.
Lucidmooselid: hahahha yeah
nemryn: Yeah, I'm fine with this art style, deliberate lo-fi is better than attempted realism
AdmiralMemo: Quadruplets!
raaabr: Despite the appearance probably being a poly count thing, I think that this aesthetic might actually work fine in a game?
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
Lucidmooselid: SSTRATS
Izandai: AMAZING
Aenir798: LUL
Gophersaurus: Galaxy brain
100abrahamlincolns: I can't believe that worked so well
ClodiumSoride: HAX
Walkingharder: Now that is some fine cheese
AdmiralMemo: @nemryn Money for nothing and checks for free
Robot_Bones: Their own hubris works against them
Pteraspidomorphi: The graphic style is pretty consistent, yes
coelopteryx: @TheMerricat so "good guy" is chaotic good? hell yeah
TehAmelie: i can
Foxmar320: Amazing strats! :D
NightValien28: just like dark souls
thephyrexianeggroll: Sick strats
SacrificialToast: That's the thug's law
BaronVonPoppinOff: every thug for themselves
sekunder: thug strats
Izandai: That was amazing.
Daken1993: outstanding
Ristow: Thugs, the natural enemy of thugs
Garfman314: modern problems...
Anubis169: LOL
margieargie: And that's why they're the bad guys.
FlyingWithSnakes: you didn't beat shit, good duy
fastlane250: You done it!
accountmadeforants: Did YOU beat the thugs?
34Witches: *flawless*
Trixalicious: Not sure I've ever seen friendly fire with baseball bats before
jesskay: strats strats strats strats
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
thephyrexianeggroll: speed run
MCJiopur: Please be the exact same level
Baldrash: Zero Wing-level English.
AdmiralMemo: This definitely checks off the Dave's Spokesman box
Despoiler98: holy shit
Omega_Lairon: At least this game attempts to tutorial the controls at you
Walkingharder: Is this just the same level over and over?
Gnuttor: Same level
Solipsody: I think you're actually playing this exactly as intended.
SplittingImage77: Aggro'd the whole dungeon
The_Ninjurai: I kind of dig the look of the people
Despoiler98: jesus its a mob
Izandai: Just get all the twin brothers to kill each other.
MCJiopur: Perfect, it is
GDwarf: Fortunately this clone army has poor friend-or-foe detection
cynimo: oh man this reminds me of everquest bard leveling
ClodiumSoride: Gloooorius.
FlyingUltraCar: There’s potential for a fun game about tricking enemies into fighting each other, but this is not that game
NightValien28: nice mosh
kyolover16: hi
Despoiler98: HAHAH
TransPunkArchmage: fucking incredible
Izandai: This is so fucking stupid.
Anubis169: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Telnaior: LOL
aWabbajack: lrrHORN
FlyingWithSnakes: No Honor Among Thugs
coelopteryx: oh this mass of thugs reminds me of goofy youtube things
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Foxmar320: I love everything about this
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
SplittingImage77: Is this a thorns build?
Juliamon: I do actually kinda love this
Thatwasademo: strats?
Despoiler98: OMG thats so good
Thatwasademo: Finally.
sekunder: thugs law for GDQ 2020
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Jwiley129: Oh this is some fine artisinal garbage to tune into
raaabr: Good guy with a gun!
GDwarf: You got a gun, they lost their shirts
TheWarbo: that sure is a way to hold a gun
raaabr: Wait, crap
Pteraspidomorphi: Do all thugs buy their clothes from the same place?
Rhynerd: Crime really doesn’t pay here.
accountmadeforants: The best offence is a good defence.
TehAmelie: who is he talking to?
greatwahooney: This is wow spectacular.
Anubis169: he's holding it like a brandy glass
34Witches: Ooh, this one's *violent*
tidehollowcat: We're holding the gun in the palm of our hand.
virre_: Is the city new york?
FlyingWithSnakes: "violent bad guy" as opposed to the previous pacifist bad guys
Omega_Lairon: Violent Bad Guy of the New England Bad Guys
Izandai: As opposed to all those Pacifist Bad Guys from before.
Izandai: Dammit, ninja'd.
Despoiler98: So we've gone from some street fighting to straight MURDER
AdmiralMemo: Thug Lyfe!
gnome_friend: Greetings thugm'n
GDwarf: So, I can't help but wonder if the genre change was because they realized they had no way to make the melee combat in any way interesting
MCJiopur: Can you shoot without aiming?
margieargie: Quick, kill exactly one more of them!
Anubis169: it's Park Bench Shootout o'clock
kusinohki: can you shoot while running?
Nigouki: conga line time
Thatwasademo: nice
Phailhammer: I found the asset pack on the Unity store.
raaabr: So uh, this is one guy shooting a bunch of people using wooden sticks with a Revolver
Anubis169: Hey G, somebody turned on the Thug Faucet
BrindleBoar: but why so many Putins
Probevoyages: it's okay, he Good Guy
MechaKuuga: they are lining up for HOT LEAD
Jwiley129: One Phalanx of Thug'mns
TehAmelie: this is sort of like Fallout 2 with the Jinxed perk
I_Am_Clockwork is late to garbage day D:
coelopteryx: gesundheit
TheWarbo: we don't have ammo, right? I don't see any but sometimes it's behind the hosts
AranMathai: Is anyone else having issues with Twitch today?
Walkingharder: This is a work of art
Rhynerd: “But I’ll be at work then!”
AdmiralMemo: @AranMathai A little but not significant
Telnaior: I will confront you by Wednesday of this week!
ritchards: at least, infinite ammo!
Foxmar320: Everyday I have issues with Twitch :P
persistentpetitioners: nothing stops bad guys with sticks like a good guy with a gun
Omega_Lairon: Wait, did you just reload a *revolver* with a *clip*??
SAiconjr: neither rain nor snow nor sleet nor hail shall prevent your beating being blocked by mail
FinnKaenbyou: Please give your serving of whoopass 3 to 5 working days to arrive.
0x6772: All these poor shirtless men want is a shirt!
blip2004: @AranMathai it was buffering hard for me earlier, i had to close my browser
Walkingharder: It's kinda weird they all have no shirt
Izandai: katesLol
Foxmar320: lol
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
kassy_13: weak to gun!
Foxmar320: Fact
Izandai: This is spectacular.
Despoiler98: lrrEFF_TK lrrEFF_TK
NightValien28: more gun?
offbeatwitch: GREATEST WRITING
PandasAndPancakes: Not many people are a match for GUN
NathanJay_GA: weak to gun
TehAmelie: that was almost a good line
Gascitygaming: I forget what it's called but there's a free zombie game that looks exactly like this that is actually good (if horribly voice acted)
Zalthia: The gun looks pretty satisfying to fire
raaabr: I uh
MikoKisai: not wrong
BrindleBoar: He's not wrong.
Alyssa_Swift: But they are no match for my Gun Jutsu
virre_: This most be initentional
Solipsody: I'm actually kind of uncomfortable with this?
Pteraspidomorphi: Checks out
Onisquirrel: gun beats skin
cynimo: Top Notch Writing
Sortaz: omgGun
AdmiralMemo: I'm digging this clicking on heads Destiny 2 reboot. Kappa
Naarius: Very America
Thatwasademo: "Oh no, my one weakness: bullets from a gun!"
Izandai: GRAHAM
Anaerin: When do we come across the ultimate enemy - A bad guy with a gun...
MCJiopur: I'm starting to feel like the term "good guy" is becoming less applicable
Trixalicious: Before this was like street justice, this just seems like murder now
iconicshadow89: bullets my only weakness
Izandai: Too Real
RAICx: This writing, it is good.
PandasAndPancakes: Did the NRA write this?
oyleslyck: stick beats fist, gun beast stick
FinnKaenbyou: "Why do none of us have a gun"
BleedingToast: gun is super effective
red_shoes_jeff: "I've found their weakness! BULLETS!"
NightValien28: is this that john wick game I heard so much about?
ItIsVey: Good Guy used Gun. It is super effective.
vk_dragontech: sponsored by the NRA
Gophersaurus: Gun is super effective against violent bad guy
Aenir798: E V E R Y O N E
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AlistairSteiner: So like, this is the NRA recruitment game?
raaabr: And this is what we call "Escalation of the situation"
GDwarf: Suddenly 7.5 billion enemies load in
thephyrexianeggroll: hot
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we the bad guy?
Foxmar320: wow
Izandai: Are you sure you mean "take" and not "send"?
UnknownGerm: I "love" how this game asserts that the guy with the gun killing dozens of people isn't the violent one
jesskay: phrasing?
embyrr922: Is this... intended as parody?
coelopteryx: lordy
FlyingUltraCar: “Who needs courage when you have... a gun?!”
slopoppotamus: The only way to stop a bad guy with a bat is a good guy with a gun?
AdmiralMemo: He's going too!
Izandai: @UnknownGerm Didn't you see the name? He's Good Guy.
MechaKuuga: He is going with them
Anubis169: Police Regulation style or Gangland Execution style?
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AwkwardBirb: going to take them on a vacation to hell
Thatwasademo: you're taking them to hell instead of sending them because you're going there too
Malacorath: whati miss?
nemryn: A guided tour of Hell
AdamYMHMI: Because postage to hell is really expensive
MechaKuuga: because reasons
flatluigi: ah, surviving edged weapons
EvilBadman: that screams "idiom poorly translated"
Thatwasademo: turns out having the name "Good Guy" doesn't make you a good guy
Robot_Bones: He knows there is only one way out of this life
virre_: Because writers native language uses take that way?
ritchards: can you get out from between those cars at the edge?
Izandai: There was a Mythbusters episode all about this.
korvys: There is a Mythbusters on a similar thing
Pal_Friendpatine: Did anyone see the Mythbusters when they tested that?
e_bloc: because if you are killing all these people you're going to hell too
Probevoyages: "take them to hell" because he's clearly a crazy murderer
SplittingImage77: Good Guy is Charon in disguised
WereDoor: 21 feet rule
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Holy CRAP! This is the SAME exact city assets as the game!
GDwarf: The use of articles and phrases in this makes me strongly suspect it wasn't made by someone with English as a primary language.
Gophersaurus: I think Mythbusters even did a thing on that
Izandai: You can run a lot further than you think in the time it takes someone to draw a gun.
Arikell: I really want to see a 21ft long edged weapon now
FlyingWithSnakes: me, with my 22-foot long sword: "your move, pigs"
Omega_Lairon: Can't we all just get along?
Pal_Friendpatine: Also a knife guy running at you is... scary
Solipsody: It pretty consistently goes the way cops want it to...
WereDoor: within 21feet gun looses
thephyrexianeggroll: do the block strat
Erudite_Cynic: what if you have a knife and a gun?!
Zebunisher: 21 feet jump street rules
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun No, but it's something I've played a lot
Despoiler98: WHat if I'm using a Polearm?
SmashTCG: clearly they didnt learn how to backpedle
Kramburger: 21ft is 6m is Australian
Kramburger: *in
Phailhammer: It's the POLYGON City Pac, for anyone interested.
The_Ninjurai: I do appreciate the fact that everything is in the same art style
AdmiralMemo: I remember eating that park vividely
Reecer6: you're a civilian now
Foxmar320: ummmm
virre_: what was the name of the game?
Anubis169: you can probably jump on them, but you'd fall through
TheMerricat: "that an average person can sprint 21 feet in roughly 1.5 seconds. Incidentally, that’s about the same time it takes an officer to draw a firearm and fire two unaimed shots"
Malacorath: @Solipsody that isn't technically violece, it'sexecution
BrindleBoar: Your only advantage!
ClodiumSoride: Pacifist run now!
Phailhammer: *Pack
Gadora: Wait, is this thug just Putin?
Baldrash: Good Guy's walk cycle is awfully sassy.
GDwarf: A holster of disintegration
korvys: The ancient french martial art of... parkour
Blizzinam: I forgot this was today! glad I didnt miss all of it
TehAmelie: with a naginata you can probably clear 9 meters
AdmiralMemo: Yes, this park is quite the strat in leveling up in, and then you eat the police station.
accountmadeforants: Kramburger Oh yeah, 6m makes way more sense than weirdo units, that's real close.
ritchards: dammit invisible wall!
DigitalSeahorse: you can't block anymore?
PandasAndPancakes: Mmm, hot pizza...
vk_dragontech: Hot Pizza!
kenkopin: 75 weapon slots, only one used.
Jwiley129: there should be a Sub...Subway somehwere
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SA
TehAmelie: hmm i think we just crashed that site
TheMerricat: I was so excited about till I realized that it wasn't actually multiplayer but bots
Anubis169: No, you fired 15
DigitalSeahorse: rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO_SA
GDwarf: That animation makes it look like we're loading a magazine into our revolver
Anubis169: out of a 6-chamber gun
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat Wait it's bots?
FinnKaenbyou: "Did I fire five shots or six?" "Yes."
GDwarf: I guess we have an invisible speed-loader
samwonk: I show that scene in my media politics class.
kusinohki: "did I fire 647 or 648 shots?"
ritchards: did I fire 5 shots or 6? doesn't matter, because I just reloaded
AlistairSteiner: Isn't this guy literally just the protag of the first Watch Dogs? Just "I'm gonna murder a lot of people who I deem as bad because REASONS?!"
Solipsody: "Did I fire six shots, or only five? It doesn't matter, because I have infinite reloads."
Uzumaki15: Oh, Mr.Harry, you're really not going to like what I have to say XD
kenkopin: I never understood that scene. My brain just counts stuff without my even asking. I guess that's not usual.
lady_olynder: do they require headshots to die?
FlyingWithSnakes: dirty harry pulls up wikipedia
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo yep, they really tried hard to cover it up but you can turn off your internet in the middle of playing and it doesn't matter.
Alness49: Clint's just saying all this to an empty chair
AdamYMHMI: "Anyway. You have the right to remain silent..."
EOstby: Welcome to my Ted Talk.
raaabr: I think you're writing a crapshot now
v_nome: "Can I go?"
nemryn: "Did I fire six shots, or only five? Trick question, it was twelve"
vk_dragontech: tank rounds
UnknownGerm: JESUS
Izandai: @kenkopin Yeah, most people's brains don't do that.
Probevoyages: the body count though
togashinaruta: is this a Dirty Harry podcast?
Anubis169: Alex: I've fired a Howdah Pistol before, that hurt my hand and my shoulder
raaabr: Actually, that's a thought, Graham. How often do crapshots spawn from Watch + Play sessions?
Probevoyages: Wait was that a police car
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat Is THAT why I took a several-month hiatus and then when I went back, I just started wiping the floor? Did they change the AI?
Reecer6: wha, that guy started retreating
34Witches: Wow, that guy ran away!
Kramburger: It's like that bitcoin crapshot where you put the value of bitcoin 'at time of recording' in the script
100abrahamlincolns: Wait why did that one guy back up?
SplittingImage77: They're evolving!
DigitalSeahorse: this one make me a bit dizzy
UnknownGerm: how the hell could a handgun handle that kind of recoil anyways?
Onisquirrel: he felt fear
WereDoor: is this "fun"
Anaerin: Look, we had some spare vulcan cannon rounds on a belt, and figured we might as well make a handgun for them.
Lunareclipse123: The 14.5mm machinegun from a BTR?
WereDoor: ?
Izandai: Okay, at some point I would be like "Okay, this isn't working, I quit" if I were one of the Violent Bad Guys.
EvilBadman: Alex is making a message with corpses like classic WOW
TheMoatman: 12.75x55mm (50 cal short cartridge)
shadowscribble: If there was a way to switch back to a club this game would sweet.
Lysander_Gustav: the recoil will tear your hands right off
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo possible, I uninstalled once I realized - I had been wiping the floor with the bots and thought I was hot stuff till I realized it then I was just disappointed.
cynimo: i mean this is jsut moped logic applied to guns
thephyrexianeggroll: Wouldn't that break your wrist
FinnKaenbyou: this soundtrack is stellar
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat Wait, is Paper.IO also bots?
TehAmelie: the Bitcoin one was funny cause you could say how much it lost in value while SHOOTING the video
drcanonball: To be fair they ARE russians
Omega_Lairon: They took out the little NERF vents that made the bullets whistle through the air Kappa
GDwarf: Good Guy speaks for all of us
Izhuark: Seems like a bad idea
Reecer6: oh no, bad guys with guns
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jesskay: I will give the developer this, the gunplay is at least competent, and having damage effectivenss vary by body part is more than some games on here have managed
NimrodXIV: splat
SalmirAeon: i want bullets that whistle like a nerf bullet
Anubis169: pizza
AlistairSteiner: "Show yourself, Good Guy"
Despoiler98: we dont talk about that
AmoriLinguae: ?codefall 3
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Probevoyages: The entire population of this city is shirtless gangsters with sticks, or he's having a psychotic break. Hm.
raaabr: And now we are at Escalation of force. THis is why you don't pull out a gun
Foxmar320: Oh no they have GUN
kenkopin: Wouldn't you think Thug #28 would be like.... Ya know, I'm good.
thephyrexianeggroll: I assume broken ankles
GDwarf: "Every thug has a gun"?
Anubis169: travLorg <----- the test volunteers
kusinohki: hope they used crash test dummies...
gnome_friend: !findquote gun
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Phailhammer: Oh, so that's where that joke in Hetalia came from.
Akaiatana: The Japanese were able to invent a Silent Hill to land on
Mushbie: the Austrians have also made some crazy stuff... like the Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express revolver
Onisquirrel: we in stealth section now?
GDwarf: Now it's a *stealth game*?!
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Reecer6: the only thing that can stop a good guy with a gun
Astra7525: but Graham, you have to do it at least twice for control
DigitalSeahorse: I hope it wasn't an animal that had to help them find that out
Rhynerd: “Gory, gory, what a helluvah way to die”
jesskay: granted that's probably stuff you can just plug in with game engines now, but that still hasn't stopped a bunch of games not having it
SpacePotato01: ablative people
Jwiley129: Props for the game teaching you the mechanics as you play
0x6772: Look out! These dudes have *shirts*!
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo never played that one but given it's the same devs....
CranstonSnord: biological ablative armor
chesul: ablative meat is totally a strat that "works"
blackwlf: Meat shields.
insane_42: works for X-com
Probevoyages: Sandbags are terribly ineffective add-on armor for the weight, metal plates work okay
Mangledpixel: flesh armour
Jwiley129: It's implemented awfully, but at least they aren't leaving you high and dry
Alyssa_Swift: Ablative people? Does that have any relation to cardiac people?
blackwlf: Wait, Kill la Kill did that.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: How many layers of meat are you on my dude
jadedcynic: That's how I treat my friends; "ablative companions" :D
NightValien28: literal meat shield
kenkopin: Depleted Human Shielding
DarkNacht: Ablative troops
aerobeing: Cannon fodder.
ameliette: layers of fear 3: layers of meat?
DoctorOfBeard: BEARD!
Lunareclipse123: Steel skirts have got to be cheaper than people though
tidehollowcat: Have you considered playing something like OGRE on AFK?
AmoriLinguae: ?codefall 3
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raaabr: LIke, this game is semi-competent? It's obviously not good, but the very basics are down?
blackwlf: Armor made of kobe beef.
slopoppotamus: Keep killing until morale improves?
Phailhammer: "Their armour is made of meat." "It's made of meat!?"
Anaerin: Not PBR?
UnknownGerm: Well, the slow mo guys recently proved that 5 watermelons is enough to deflect a 130mm tank round
FlyingWithSnakes: check out my bulletproof vest *walks out with 10 men taped to my chest*
sekunder: ain't no thug laws when you're drinking claws
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Layers of meat protecting the payload is what Ian did with that Egg last year
xenagosthesatyr: I keep forgetting this is live because I've watched all the replays so many times
UnseenAcademical: Reminds me of the meat armor from Kill la Kill
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat Is THIS game the same dev, or are these just stock assets?
GDwarf: How can there be reinforcements? I thought they called everyone?
flatluigi: homestuck runner
100abrahamlincolns: Good Guy is not a good commando name
FinnKaenbyou: "We will kill you now."
Gnuttor: Time to get some sleep. Night all!
Garfman314: oh, you're creating a power vacuum
kusinohki: rock rock on!
AdmiralMemo: @Akaiatana Layers of Meat is the unwanted Layers of Fear sequel
OmnipotentTrevor: That reminds me, has Graham played Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People?
Zalthia: Homestar Runner was great
Noodles_15: Homestuck runner
Solipsody: The weird thing is this is basically fine technically. It's just... Half of all videogames are about murdering dudes, but this just feels more murder-y than usual.
Erudite_Cynic: BLUE LAZER
PunkRockZoologist: Dammit Graham, I feel personally attacked by that relatable content. Got some sweet craft beers last night.
Solipsody: Gun-Haver.
j0xer: 'the calvary'
kusinohki: "get all their playsets and toys!"
Alness49: Better then "Acceptable Casulty"
jadedcynic: Agents of SHIELD: "The Cavalry"
FlyingWithSnakes: "Call for Reinforcements!" "I'm already here!"
FinnKaenbyou: Firebird, you can stay here an-goddammit I was writing that exact line when Graham said it
baronsamedi23: give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK
AdmiralMemo: @Gascitygaming That's a huge link
korvys: As long as it's Andre the Gaint AKA The Brute Squad
AlistairSteiner: That gunshot did less damage than the baseball bat
chesul: imagine BEING the guy called "reinforcements"
Phailhammer: @admiralmemo Definitely an asset pack, but not sure what else this dev has done.
100abrahamlincolns: Firebert: *sad meh*
Ilecto: This game legit has more sniping than either of the gangsta sniper gmes
Anubis169: You have noooooo idea, it's about as cheesy as He-Man's original series
Saunabath: Real American Herooooo!!!!
FinnKaenbyou: "WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!"
oyleslyck: apparently soviets jumping into soft snow without a chute is just anecdotal - - TLDR : In conclusion it may very well have been undertaken by daredevils and brave individuals seeking to enter areas too dangerous to parachute into but its use as a conventional method of troop insertion on any scale seems to be simply mythological.
jadedcynic: @chesul 'Backup'
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo I"m guessing they just share assets, ths guy has a bunch of steam games on his dev list.
Despoiler98: they shot each other with lasers that didn't kill anyone
nemryn: There was also Gunhaver
Foxmar320: :D
Izhuark: And ninjas because... uhhh... ninjas are cool ?
badpandabear: I find it hilarious how many Gi Joe characters had no shirt
100abrahamlincolns: I had an ice projectile batman
cynimo: nothing will ever beat battle damage Heman
EvilBadman: What about Die Hardman Batman
samwonk: Batman's lowest-tech gadget is throwing a magically-never-kills-anyone knife at people.
hieroglyphica: !uptime
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herph: glow in the dark batman, which kind of defeats the purpose
Solipsody: "Has a gun!"
the_elkae: ShowLove100 Alex's laugh brings me joy :D
Probevoyages: Machine gun suit batman
CulturalGeekGirl: I'm Batman and I can breathe in space!
aerobeing: "here is the depressed Bruce Wayne batman"
Erudite_Cynic: just like the Spidercycle
TehAmelie: and Serpentor, the guy with snake clothes
AlistairSteiner: I feel like Jim Sterling would have loved that
Atreides42: I remember this one toy for The Dark Knight where Batman was wielding a giant power saw.
PandasAndPancakes: Here's batman's vampire fighting armour! Here's spiderman's aquatic gear!
CranstonSnord: Ice Strike Batman is an actual thing
korvys: Well, there's a Netflix show of that
Mangledpixel: here's Acid Batman. He glows in the dark!
ImmortalLen: Pistols for pandas!
jadedcynic: parody cartoons are so OTT, and it's glorious
rustenskurk: I guarentee you that podcast exists
AdmiralMemo: What was the name of this game again?
coelopteryx: list-article, listicle
Probevoyages: 300 different collectible figures portraying the death of the waynes
gnome_friend: thugs law
34Witches: THug Law
Sly_chocobo: the wildest thing for me back then.. was the number of toys from over 18 films?
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jesskay: I'd watch an Alex version of The Toys That Made Us honestly
Mangledpixel: list, article. listicle.
AdmiralMemo: List-cicle
PandasAndPancakes: oooooh
korvys: Oh, yeah, I watched that
Foxmar320: oh wow
coelopteryx: an icicle made of lists
Sly_chocobo: Like.. "Action figure Robocop!" like, NO KID should have seen that film
TheMerricat: @AdmiralMemo thugs law
Solipsody: First thirty: Yo-yo.
Jeffrawr: from Cheap As Free!
flatluigi: tickle me elmo
radioshackraider: I want a link to this video
kenkopin: Cabbage Patch Kids
Omega_Lairon: Stretch Armstrong
jadedcynic: Yeah, goot thing I got into my 20's in the 90's and wasn't so....'affected' by that weird crap
PandasAndPancakes: The fold-out Millenium Falcon
chaostreader: Ah. A list video. So an x ways to y
Robot_Bones: Elmos, White Tiger Zords
red_shoes_jeff: Creepy Crawlers, anyone?
blip2004: gross things seem to be coming back
Foxmar320: I remember that
Solipsody: @Sly_chocobo For some reason there was a cartoon, though.
baronsamedi23: i want a toyline of batman figures but its bruce wayne at different events "NEW evening gala bruce"
DigitalSeahorse: so your sister won't want any
DarkNacht: Boys like gross stuff
kusinohki: nickalodian goop
blip2004: seen a lot of poop dolls and slime kits this year
MrsLlante: Furby...
UnknownGerm: Gak was legit gag inducing to me
Stratavarius: Creepy Crawlers was fun
Izhuark: This game is very bland but it's somewhat okay, the most egregious thing are the dialogues.
Sly_chocobo: @Solipsody That's even more alarming...
ImmortalLen: I rember garbagepal kids, those were gross
Anubis169: Gak was amazing
EvilBadman: Is the video
SplittingImage77: Queasy Bake!
Izandai: Amazing.
Gekyouryuu: Easy Bake Mad Science Lab
Omega_Lairon: I had the Dr. Dreadful Brain Juice set. It was mediocre, and took forever : p
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doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I had a food lab toy like that when I was a wee one. The sweets were god awful
the_elkae: Yep it was
DigitalSeahorse: it backfired cause some girls like that too
jadedcynic: @kusinohki Nickolodeon "Slime™"
Pal_Friendpatine: Back when you could have a real HOT easy bake oven
raaabr: Gendered toys suck
j0xer: too bad creepy crawlers weren't edible
fastlane250: It’s cost-effective!
the_elkae: I looooved the Creepy Crawlers
sekunder: green, and purple, which is funhouse green
Izandai: I, as a boy, would much rather've had a cupcake.
jesskay: Gak is back!
thephyrexianeggroll: I think I saw one of those Dr. Dreadful things in Goodwill
ImmortalLen: Gak, kathrwak!
Songar87: also floam and smud
Saunabath: Wasn't G.I Joe toys called "Action Force" in Europe
xenagosthesatyr: I work at a bargain bin retail store and we have like 3 full aisles full of slime, goop, gal, and other gross prank stuff
jadedcynic: from "You Can't Say That On Television"
TehAmelie: sticky hands, you can still get
AlistairSteiner: I was always impatient with mu Creepy Crawlers, and just dunked them in water to cool them off
100abrahamlincolns: Yup. That whole oven thing didn't screw up us trans folk at all
Robot_Bones: I love Pizza
PunkRockZoologist: Holy shit Dr. Dreadful was lit! I still get the taste memory of some of that stuff in the back of my mouth sometimes.
Duffadash: That slime super soaker thing they had to recall
Lunareclipse123: Boglins! (Thanks Jim Sterling)
tidehollowcat: Don't remind me of Hogaak Summer.
TheWarbo: what was the one with the little beads?
Garfman314: i have a complaint: this game is functional
nemryn: Late-Stage Capitalism Bruce Wayne
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Cold pizza is the greatest hangover cure
aerobeing: Depends on the pizza. Some of it is great cold.
red_shoes_jeff: You can WHAT!
the_elkae: Silly Putty was my jam. Always pretending it was snot :D
Izhuark: wait what ?
coelopteryx: i was not into the Gross Aesthetic toys, but nickelodeon-slime-related things were good
Erudite_Cynic: toaster oven is based
jadedcynic: Nah, Graham, it works pretty good
Nocxia: O.O
Anubis169: Graham: My sister got a furby, and you remember it learned words? It told my geography teacher to "get bent"?
baronsamedi23: lrrEFF
constablecrab: I had the Mad Scientist Monster Lab. Where you built a skeleton, put green flesh and organs on it, then dropped it in a vat to dissolve the flesh off. For SCIENCE
GDwarf: Toaster, or toaster *oven*?
kenkopin: Air-Fryer reheat of pizza. **Chef Kiss**
raaabr: That sounds dangerous
rustenskurk: Depends on the toaster I suppose
Izandai: God, microwaves suck so bad.
DigitalSeahorse: why is Wed the worst noise day for neighbors here? rhia3CLOD lrrGARBO feliciaFlush feliciaFlush feliciaFlush
fiftymcnasty: Actual toaster, or toaster oven?
edgeyberzerker: Toaster over is yes
Solipsody: Huh. I would have thought toaster-oven or nothing.
raaabr: Espeically with oil
Astra7525: or.. just eat the whole Pizza
kassy_13: i like cold pizza the next day
Gascitygaming: fryin pan with lid and a little water to mekt cheese
Izandai: Toaster ovens are great.
Schryke: I microwave it then put it in a pan on the stove top
Robot_Bones: Oven Nut PogChamp
Sly_chocobo: Wait.. Toaster?? ... as.. what you put bread in to toast?!
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aerobeing: I don't have a microwave, so I just heat it up in a pan.
xantos69: !uptime
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Nigouki: it's perfectly fine to put moderately greasy things into the toaster
NimrodXIV: do not nut up in the oven. that's unsanitary
100abrahamlincolns: It's a gun shoot!!!
Zalthia: My parents wouldn’t get me an Easy Bake oven, because it was a fire hazard
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Soggy? I've been microwaing my pizza for years and its never been soggy
Dared00: I'm the psycho that actually enjoys soggy microwave pizza
jadedcynic: Frying pan for a little of leftover pizza is TEH BEST. <3
Astra7525: Welcome. To the gun shoot
TheWarbo: Yeah Alex is definitely doing a lot more of "talking while streaming a game he is reasonably playing" than your average W+P game
The_Ninjurai: OH, Toaster Oven. I thought you meant a toaster where you put the bread in vertically
margieargie: Huh, I've never had much trouble with microwaved re-warmed pizza.
Stripe_dog: Reheat pizza in a pan
MikoKisai: a... gangsta sniper?
GDwarf: Sniper gets a business suit, as they do
OmnipotentTrevor: Living in the subtropics, any food I can eat cold instead of hot is appreciated
xantos69: cheer50 Hey squad! What have I missed so far?
AdmiralMemo: That's definitely Dave's Spokesman on the Bingo
Lysander_Gustav: little pans to hold it or foil
TehAmelie: bad guys are evolving faster than guns!
coelopteryx: that's not sniper, that's spy
PunkRockZoologist: Nah, microwave pizza all the way. Eating something cold that's supposed to be hot makes me gag.
Tiber727: I still love how He Man rides a tiger because they reused the mold for a Savannah style playset, then added armor and painted it green because fantasy.
Foxmar320: oh the suit! Fancy
ElektroTal: what the fuck
splatty1: Is this match a gun shoot? Kappa
xenagosthesatyr: we still have that "Squishy Baff" stuff you guys were talking about a few episodes ago
CranstonSnord: corporate headhunter
100abrahamlincolns: I am don't play like that
jadedcynic: Oh, it's Michael Douglas from Falling Down? ;)
AlistairSteiner: I am don't while I am in service.
oyleslyck: no no no - microwave reheating is fine, but you have to finish in a hot pan for 30 seconds to get the crisp on the bottom
DemoDane: The real Gansta Sinpa
Stratavarius: Oh no, the gun shoot
Telnaior: ahahahahaha
Duffadash: More interestingly there was also a Harry Potter broom for little boys and girls! It vibrated!
Probevoyages: Not really agent 47 so much as agent 4.7
ElektroTal: this guy looks like a playmobil character
slopoppotamus: Who wrote this?
j0xer: stove top pan for reheating pizza is good
TheMerricat: Leon!
The_Ninjurai: Sniper no snipey
Naarius: Sniper, no sniping
the_elkae: It's the assassin from the open-world soccer game!
ElektroTal: or something from 1997
A_Dub888: Of course he's a professional, he's wearing a suit
MrsLlante: Sniper, no sniping
Rhynerd: Finally, a gangster who is also a sniper.
Solipsody: Odds of a laser sight sweeping across the level?
Despoiler98: hes going tobe standing in the middle of the street I BET YOU
MCJiopur: Why do they always face you the wrong way
kusinohki: will we see the laser sight first?
the_elkae: Oh yeah the game was called Score
Stratavarius: Is this just that dril tweet now?
Despoiler98: HAHAHAH Sniper standing in the open
Garfman314: hey, you passed my car
Solipsody: More rolling.
jesskay: understood
Izandai: Yeah, one-hit kill is about what I expected.
Driosenth: Okay, can anyone help me locate this documentary on where the cheap knockoff made-in-mexico toys you used to find in grocery stores came from. It was how used toy molds were pilfered from the trash of china factories and sold to factories in Mexico?
Alness49: Well this seems miserable
Telnaior: LEVEL FAIL
Johnsterkai: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
FinnKaenbyou: I guess that's how the professionals do it
Anubis169: This game got stuck in everybody's throats
Gascitygaming: and street level
Nigouki: just AWPs you
Omega_Lairon: He's just that good at sniping? : p
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That's just how good he is
Probevoyages: Where is his spotter?
The_Ninjurai: The sniper is also using a hand gun
red_shoes_jeff: You'd never see it coming!
TheMerricat: Only one bad guy
virre_: I suspect sniper here means assasin
PandasAndPancakes: Also, why is he on ground level?
DemoDane: You gotta get those quickscopes in alex
thefinalkill123: Why are LRR, Serge and Ben streaming at the same time damnit!
Walkingharder: He don't play while in service
Anubis169: Driosenth: sorry never seen that one :(
aerobeing: I'm sure snipers run when repositioning.
Telnaior: LOL
AlistairSteiner: I like the idea that they have a conversation, then go to opposite sides of an abandoned street
Probevoyages: Snipers probably don't run to reposition, I think they move very, very slowly
flatluigi: more 2 snipers
BrindleBoar: wave your rifle in the air like you just don't care
Tiber727: He just needs to spin so he can 360 noscope you.
coelopteryx: more 2 snipers,
100abrahamlincolns: A sniper who has opted to shoot at you from ground level and not fire from behind cover
Probevoyages: There are snipers who moved inches at a time over days
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Snipers are known to travel in packs
The_Ninjurai: This game is charming in how bad it is
Kramburger: I loved Walt in Breaking Bad using laser pointers to intimidate people
jesskay: professional snipesm'ns
FlyingWithSnakes: "2 more snipers coming my way" why are they coming your way, they're snipers
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Ilecto: professional in the sense they wear a suit
FinnKaenbyou: "Oh god, we all brought the same suit to work today. Clearly one of us has to change."
malc: Hello, my name is Professional Sniper. You killed my comrade. Prepare to die.
Probevoyages: I mean, snipers usually have spotters...
BaronVonPoppinOff: you can tell cause they wear the sniper uniform
korvys: This game is not as bad as it could be (except for the writing)
Drummi_: TF2 Sniper is tve best sniper.
absolutely_transtastic: after a party my friend woke up and for everyone asleep at the party he made a heated up a piece of pizza with a fried egg and ham on top. and called it the hung over heat up snake.
Onisquirrel: professional lowest bid snipers
kusinohki: so a tesla truck?
Mysticman89: they're cybercars, geeze
Alness49: I'm in a Nissan Asset!
Pal_Friendpatine: Is he going for Jacob’s goo?
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, I love my 1988 Polygonda Cubic Kappa
Ristow: I hope the next level doesn't have 3 snipers...
Blasteg: there's an ocean there, can you jump in?
Walkingharder: This game isn't exactly bad as it is unrefined
Ilecto: suit = white collar = professional right?
NathanJay_GA: all these not-crown-vics littering the place
BrindleBoar: Polygonda: the official car of King Giz.
MikoKisai: that car is shaking a fair bit
AlistairSteiner: Good thing the HIGH POWERED RIFLE can't shoot through glass
TheMerricat: Graham is dying, the garbage finally got him
Robot_Bones: G needs some of Jacobs Goo
Garfman314: the one you're hiding behind looks like my Fit
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Oh you killed the boss? Heres the same boss again, but twice
Stripe_dog: That car looks like it's about to run
Despoiler98: Professional
RAICx: Why's that car vibrating?
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gnome_friend: @NathanJay_GA but are any of them fursuit vehicles>
thefinalkill123: Lol professional snipers who walk around the street and spray and pray whoever they see
Astra7525: VW - Voxelwagon
Radjack: Thanks for the HahaDoge @howdyhamster
virre_: Yes somebody meaning professional assassin but language I assume ( I could not realy spell it either)
Trixalicious: if there are police cars, where the hell are the police?
amythist: I like how when you nuzzle up behind the car the car starts to vibrate
Telnaior: so like, who parked all the cars like this?
malc: ~honk
TehAmelie: maybe this is made to keep American Sniper fans playing it and staying out of trouble
korvys: I think it was supposed to be an airplane noise
MistahFixIt: @Astra7525 - Shit that's really good
baronsamedi23: i want to see a toy line of batman figures but its Bruce Wayne at different events "NEW from mattel evening gala bruce now with champagne grip"
Stripe_dog: Terrible parking jobs
gnome_friend: Yo baron!
bowsin_durrows: Professional Snipers (TM)
NotCainNorAbel: I know this city
Gekyouryuu: so, off topic, I'm curious: Alex, have you any interest in the currently airing anime No Guns Life about a noir cyborg private investigator, or "Resolver" as he calls himself, who has a gun for a head. and he smokes. he's a smoking gun.
Onisquirrel: is this where all the cars go during "car free day"?
Robot_Bones: G I hope you have a supply of Jacob's Goo to keep you healthy
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun oh the best was, I was a security guard watching a parking lot full of hay bales (for Stampede Breakfast from that office the next morning) and as I got bored pacing back and forth, I noticed a red dot bouncing around on the ground in front of me. I actually stopped, put my hands on my hips, and looked up at the apartment building the pointer must've been coming from with an "bring it, punk" expression - I'd kinda loved the break from the motonony :D
Izandai: oh
Izandai: okay
DemoDane: LUL
Foxmar320: Oh we did it
drcanonball: EARLY ACCESS
codl_: gg
Foxmar320: Yay?
vk_dragontech: yaaay
PandasAndPancakes: A perfect ending
Telnaior: GG
Despoiler98: Yaaaaaay
Thatwasademo: you complete it
Probevoyages: coming soon@
Anubis169: FailFish
Probevoyages: TM
SalmirAeon: oh ok =|
TheAinMAP: "Early Access"
MistahFixIt: FREEDOM
Gophersaurus: A winner is you
korvys: That game was surprisingly competent
Astra7525: How much was it, Graham?
togashinaruta: @baronsamedi23 i would like to pledge to your kickstarter
SenseAmidstMadness: Such a rich story
parasite221: Congratulations! LUL
Alness49: Wait, we FINISHED a game?
Solipsody: The bones here are fine, technically. They could easily make a real game out of this.
Stripe_dog: lrrSPOOP_TK
Pal_Friendpatine: We beat a W&P!!!!!! lrrAWESOME_SA lrrAWESOME_SA lrrAWESOME_SA
TehAmelie: all of the Bruce Wayne figures have different drinks that are actually secretly ginger ale
NotCainNorAbel: that was the same city as used on
Anaerin: "New levels are coming soon". When they can find some more assets on the asset store.
Pteraspidomorphi: I agree
thefinalkill123: Feels as bad as DayZ early acces
EvilBadman: That splash screen looked like [Random Character] + GUN meme
kenkopin: Select level 0?
eric_christian_berg: The Exit button is DLC.
Angreed66: Final boss= two "professional" snipers
TheAinMAP: Quitting will be in the full game.
raaabr: Not gonna lie, on the level of bad this show usually has, that was actually Competant
korvys: Quit button coming 2021
BlightningHelix: A beta? That's generous.
Whatanvarno: I'm trying to think of early access games that turned out well.... Minecraft?
Stripe_dog: Graham's starting to sound like Kathleen from Monday
Izhuark: I mean minecraft did it first.
Blasteg: looks somewhat playable
jadedcynic: Yay, it's like VI - ♫you can't ever leave♫
AlistairSteiner: There have been a tiny handful (as Alex said) fantastic games, but boy howdy, some are awful
Izandai: Good stuff.
virre_: That reminds me I want LRR cufflinks but I suspect that will not happen
100abrahamlincolns: I hate taking suffer damage
Omega_Lairon: Oh, we suffer damaged
Anubis169: without suffer damage?
NathanJay_GA: I'm still waiting for Besiege to be "released"
parasite221: Am suffer.
Blightfight: Is Suffer Damage something from Call of Cthulhu?
accountmadeforants: Beta? You mean that pre-order bonus for fans who ordered the Deluxe Edition? Kappa
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
Foxmar320: I suffered damage
constablecrab: Suffer damage is worse than normal damage.
splatty1: they saw a talk about analyzing when people choose to stop playing the game and found it was one they saw the quit button, so they removed it Kappa
Anubis169: manPOT <--
thephyrexianeggroll: I like Graham's transparent mug man
coelopteryx: not a good day when you're sustaining suffer damage
ElektroTal: man, you guys need to take a break and go get an inhaler or something
Zalthia: Don’t Starve was Early Access and turned out good
wildpeaks: there are also a lot of terrible photoshop artworks, doesn't mean the program is bad
Despoiler98: Does Psychological damage count?
ButterBall000: Just got here, what'd I miss?
tidehollowcat: @LoadingReadyRun have you considered playing Ogre on AFK?
wrathofwood: Hello Graham, and Alex what up?
AlistairSteiner: I just wish Mount&Blade II had some Single-Player Early Access. Not in it for the Multiplayer
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aWabbajack: I was raised by a cup of coffee! -Homsar
Izandai: Don't Starve, The Long Dark, and I think Slay The Spire all started out early access.
raaabr: @Zalthia I recall Don't starve changed considerably at some point
vk_dragontech: oh boy
FinnKaenbyou: Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get Ready!
boriskun: Is that a yu yu mug If so that’s awesome @loadingreadyrun
MistahFixIt: Uh Oh
Izandai: uh
Zalthia: @raaabr oh god yes
theawesomeonev2: boi do I love garbage day
ameliette: this sounds promising
tidehollowcat: Oh no
Gophersaurus: Oh no
flatluigi: hibernia
the_elkae: Uh that's a good title...
persistentpetitioners: Alex's reaction is promising.
kassy_13: this looks
ImmortalLen: OH NO
Izhuark: Ah yeas
thephyrexianeggroll: oh dear
kassy_13: familiar
34Witches: oooooh boy
MistahFixIt: This... seems almost passable... what's the catch.
raaabr: Those robot arms
theawesomeonev2: oh my lord
PandasAndPancakes: Well, I'm glad there's peace, what with the truce and all.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad I bought these earplugs which cancel noise which only just bearly work on neighbor's obnoxious jumping every garbage wed lrrGARBO_SA
accountmadeforants: Hm, some animations
Despoiler98: that arm movement
Stripe_dog: What is this music
Izandai: um
GDwarf: Their arms move, the rest of them is locked in place
the_elkae: Good arm movements
Omega_Lairon: "I caught a fish thiiiiiis tall"
Foxmar320: oh no
malc: oh wow that animation
DemoDane: i chose the option hibernia
Nigouki: dangit, with that title i was hoping for weeb shit
Zalthia: @raaabr I was there during early access and today it’s super different
AdmiralMemo: I'd like to show a hide mouse
TheWarbo: what is happening on the left there
Blasteg: from 1 to anime how anime is this
TemporallyAwry: DeadCell start as early access and it's probably one of my top5
Solipsody: Guessing you don't get a gun this time, but you'll want one way way more.
ButterBall000: *waves back to woman*
AlistairSteiner: "This is gonna be g-" -Alex, 2019
PandasAndPancakes: What is "Hibernia"?
Atomic_Marshmallow: oh nooooooo
GDwarf: Blasteg Only looks like a 3 or so
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse
fastlane250: show me the hidemouse
Reecer6: that character's default animation is a-posing
AbyssalSnowstorm: XD
MistahFixIt: I take back my Passable remark.
CranstonSnord: Rohan?
jadedcynic: wow, how badly coded is the game that you have to give an achievement for SUCCESSFULLY STARTING THE GAME
Zalthia: Is that lady A posing?
Walkingharder: Now this is some hot trash
Omega_Lairon: Looks like a water park
AbyssalSnowstorm: Oh nooo
ancientspark: Uuuuuuuuh
Solipsody: @PandasAndPancakes Scotland.
nuninman: rohan?
kassy_13: it looks like the jesus game
jadedcynic: if you played it, I never saw it
DemoDane: LUL
Blasteg: Text are outside the ackground
GDwarf: Ah, someone plopped down some generic geometry on a generic mountain
Walkingharder: HAHA
AdmiralMemo: I know what you're thinking, Graham and it's not the same game
kassy_13: the punchy one
Izhuark: This looks so bad
DoctorOfBeard: it's all merging together
ElektroTal: what
AlistairSteiner: Oh, I remember this
Foxmar320: I don't remember this
DigitalSeahorse: Stand Against the Castle?
Telnaior: TOS
constablecrab: woooooooooow
kusinohki: it looks very similar to something...
thephyrexianeggroll: Christ
thefinalkill123: This game was released this year? It looks like the quivering and they have the nerve to release it
wildpeaks: Jim played this hasn't he ?
Pteraspidomorphi: Chainmail bikini?
Malacorath: jesus bussing chrt
Crad0k: is this an MMO?
NightValien28: this is very anime
Foxmar320: omg
Izhuark: Was it voice acting ?
drcanonball: Finnish flag?
EveningStarComposition: That's a castle from the dang Crayola Castle Creator game!!!
RebekahWSD: I...I recognize this. But how
Izandai: OH GOD
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I feel like this is just generic enough that it feels like a million things we've seen before
Driosenth: is her bra a pair of hands?
the_elkae: A S S
Thatwasademo: it's... snowing? and you have no pants?
wrathofwood: wheres your clothes lol
SalmirAeon: I think Jim Sterling has played this
SpacePotato01: that looks very uncomfortable
UnboundLaconicity: Maybe in the make-a-wish w+p?
Izandai: WHY
RealDarkAdamo: you totally did play this before G
Foxmar320: More armor plz
insane_42: this seems familar
MistahFixIt: @LoadingReadyRun "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting evil today."
ElektroTal: this is not work safe
wildpeaks: RebekahWSD right ?? :D
embyrr922: Wow that's RIGHT up her crack
Despoiler98: lrrEFF_TK
FlyingWithSnakes: "Thormentor" is just another name for Marvel's Loki
Zalthia: Uhhh
TsialiKamala: Pants are a DLC
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
electric_claire: pants will only weigh you down, Alex
coelopteryx: ghawd
aWabbajack: zekeGOD zekeGOD
theawesomeonev2: seems like appropriate battle attire
AlistairSteiner: I think Jim Sterling played maybe five minutes of it and was just NOPE
accountmadeforants: This is spectacular, and also very specular
PandasAndPancakes: Thong, but no ass. Yoko Taro would not approve.
the_elkae: She breathes through her skin, Alex Kappa
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: BATTLE THING
fastlane250: this is just all over the fuckin olace
NightValien28: this world of warcraft expansion looks great
thefinalkill123: That spin move is spicy tho
MugiwaraLexi: Omg woman PANTS! you need pants!
edgeyberzerker: That doesn't seem snow appropriate
v_nome: Hey did you ever have that dream where you go to battle but forgot your pants?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: BATTLE THONG
MikoKisai: what, you don't normally run around in thongs when it's snowing?
chibi_bento: nope. nope nope nope.
aWabbajack: so lewd
Walkingharder: Shoulder plates sure but NO PANTS!
AdmiralMemo: Yes, this falls under Blatant Xism under my trope bingo I say
kenkopin: The butt is so shiny. It's like a Barbie butt.
BleedingToast: malfLUL
NotCainNorAbel: I'm not sure that gameplay was the true reason to make this game
ameliette: was there a finnihs flag? the kingdom name sure was finnish - 'of peace'
Astra7525: Her name is Angelore
Phailhammer: Caught with her
Lysander_Gustav: this looks familiar, but maybe this is reused assets
DemoDane: hyyyaaaaaaaah
raaabr: Wow, that sure is "armor"
constablecrab: Quests: Find pants. Find a sandwich.
Invitare: clothing just gets in my way
Omega_Lairon: Oh neat, I didn't know Oglaf made a terrible hack n' slash game : p
kassy_13: i'm honestly surprised at how much of her ribcage is covered
Liminely: take quests
Astra7525: DId they just mash "Angela" and "Hannelore" together?
Solipsody: Is this single-player EverQuest?
Izhuark: This game is so bad, it awesome XD
kakmize: go back and get the quewsts
eric_christian_berg: The Wedgie Knight!
korvys: "Thormentor"!?
monakai: Hmmm, I've arrived to something interesting.
Alness49: It's like they say 2B and thought "We can do that"
kakmize: quests*
thefinalkill123: Oh shit I just realized there is an influence bar. I guess you have to earn rep in this game
NathanJay_GA: jimqui1Emotions Because polygons is emotions
Zhedor: This is probably the least worst thing about this, but the cutout on that shield is on the wrong side...:D
ButterBall000: A woman's skin is tougher than dragonscale!
the_elkae: Actually scratch that. She breathes through her ass cheeks
Stoffern: "Ange Lore" or "Angel Ore"?
deardorff69: wheelerMuldcb
AlistairSteiner: That's also a Warhammer Ork
wildpeaks: yes, shoes, the only thing she's not wearing
Trixalicious: what are those epaulettes attached to?
aWabbajack: HSWP lrrALEX
TheWarbo: wait the name of the game is Angel Lore but the character is Angelore?
MistahFixIt: Mmmnope nope nope No Shoes is a definite No Sell
Phailhammer: @omega_lairon Don't insult Oglaf like that! :P
raaabr: Seriously, did she not have time to put on her pants?
splatty1: what is that tinking sound? is andre here?
I_Am_Clockwork: these orcs look very Warcraft 2
Mysticman89: I think her shoes are phasing in and out of existence
EveningStarComposition: Are these orcs made of Nickelodeon slime?
flatluigi: that is a very lumpy orc
34Witches: These names are *glorious*
Pal_Friendpatine: But the tops of her feet are covered by her shin guards
thefinalkill123: Can we expect to see a 100% play through of this game where Alex maxes his influence?
PandasAndPancakes: She just turned up to this town in a tank top, thong and pauldrons
jadedcynic: then take his boots!
insane_42: Angel Or E
Izandai: I'm not entirely sure she doesn't just have white pubes.
AdmiralMemo: @ButterBall000 Men are notoriously thin-skinned. (Kidding, but you know, not really, honestly)
Driosenth: These orcs only want to visit the dentist
Zalthia: I like the spin move
EvilBadman: the Batista delayed bump on the kick
chesul: wait, she's kicking very spiky enemies, without shoes?!?
Foxmar320: Best kick ever
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW_RD no shoes
Stripe_dog: Burried
xenagosthesatyr: it took me till now to realize that is a "Tormentor" pun, and not that he's both Thor, and your mentor
thejedininja92: she's sometimes wears shoes
Skajetolaf: So what hot garbage are we looking at now?
NathanJay_GA: @izandai holy crap, deep cut right there
kusinohki: but what if pants got in the way of that kick?
jadedcynic: Duke's Mighty Boot....without the boot part
edgeyberzerker: That is a run with a purpose XD
FlyingWithSnakes: i think she's wearing boots but her feet keep clipping through somehow
Aenir798: Kicking spiky bois without shoes
Rhynerd: Given a burial.
constablecrab: Either they made these models or they bought them, and I don't know which is worse.
KV1NN4: You put him iN THE GROUND
virre_: Did we not play a game very much like this but in another area before? (Like before the break)
Thatwasademo: hang on, I see the tops of the shoes and I think they're just clipping through her feet
ElektroTal: no shirt, no shoes, no service
thejedininja92: they keep flickering
fiftymcnasty: Looks like she already has max level armor
MikoKisai: our shoes seem to be flickering in and out of existence
BlightningHelix: He's got WAY too much neck going on.
jadedcynic: and that's a LOT of neck
Walkingharder: Is there such a thing as making a game just too perfect?
AlistairSteiner: And neck, what the heck
Omega_Lairon: Also, the graphics look like something outta "Reboot"
Izandai: @NathanJay_GA I am so happy someone recognized that reference.
Gizmoloid: You also have some glitchy superpowers IIRC
Steelwolf171: Wow, someone saw a picture of a 40k ork once
jesskay: I think the shoes are clipping into the camera and getting culled?
vk_dragontech: skinny chicken wing arms
the_elkae: Stop body-shaming, Graham Kappa
Solipsody: This is just a fantasy version of the last game! Orks are just big green "thugs", aren't they?
DigitalSeahorse: spats
NathanJay_GA: :D
AdmiralMemo: but WHY
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Kill man to earn show
ElektroTal: inventory?
OmnipotentTrevor: Transparent armor
Gnyrinn: Angelore, who is on her way to the angelmill to become an angel, I suppose.
ArcOfTheConclave: we can hope
DigitalSeahorse: they're spat armor :P
MistahFixIt: Giving the devs far too much credit, Alex
Foxmar320: The battle thong is so bad
delta__vee: the shoes don't have soles?
EvilBadman: She only has the top of shoes?
embyrr922: Is she gaining armor as she kills things?
kassy_13: it's like the joke of the noclothes armour
Bradway1: Are the shoes being culled?
Aurelius101: Look, her shoes are gone again!
edgeyberzerker: What if there is now sole of the boot?
NightValien28: this is WoW armor
Solipsody: You can't see the shoes from bellow. Backface culling.
DemoDane: hey at least our battle score is 9
thefinalkill123: You just have to hope no one swings for the thighs, stomach, upper chest, shoulders, face, neck, back, or ass
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constablecrab: Orcs only aim for the middle 3 ribs
Phailhammer: The Empress' New Armour lrrBEEJ
SpacePotato01: good that she's still got those shoulder pieces
blackwlf: Maybe it's, um. . . ash? It's actually a tropical volcanic area.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Well everyone knows they're not going to aim for your nethers, why protect them?
jesskay: @EvilBadman she has full shoes but they get culled when they clip into the camera
Mysticman89: if there was supposed to be pants they probably wont model the legs themselves or the thong thing
Zhedor: Well, if you've ever tried to run in Sabatons (Plate Armor Shoes) you'd wish they'd disappear too :D
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splatty1: wait, is she wearing sabatons but not shoes?
Foxmar320: lol
kassy_13: yeah pm alex
AlistairSteiner: Well, or Conan
Izandai: katesLol
Stripe_dog: Or the bedroom
Lithobraker: our shooes are gone again
kamelion84: lol
jadedcynic: ZING! lrrWOW
Astra7525: oh jeez
Izandai: That's a highlight.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Hey don't blame us dude
coelopteryx: brief-ly
Blasteg: are you implying we are not in pornogrophy right now?
bloopthetoastbuster: well this is a fun time to log in
Foxmar320: yeah it does
AdmiralMemo: @splatty1 Inconsistently. She sometimes is wearing shoes.
Drummi_: this seems to be a subocean game material.
GDwarf: Her shoes are popping in and out of existence, it's very strange
Dreamlettuce: yogP2 She's fine. yogP2
GDwarf: : D
insane_42: sumo wrestler
jesskay: :D
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
GDwarf: : O
Izhuark: :O
jadedcynic: it looks like a sumo 'daiper'
Telnaior: :O
34Witches: :O
MistahFixIt: "Thormentor"
ancientspark: :O
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That's a warhammer dark elf
ElektroTal: what
thefinalkill123: I am Thormentor. I taught Thor how to read
ElektroTal: WHAT
jadedcynic: O_O
AlistairSteiner: Wot
Zalthia: Yeah, its more efficient to just not model the feet if she’s meant to have shoes
Izhuark: :o
JinaMahavira: ???
Malacorath: no
Izandai: ?????
DemoDane: :D
drcanonball: That's some Queens blade lvl armor right there
tidehollowcat: wat
34Witches: :D
kamelion84: katesWat
NightValien28: yup 100% WoW
MT_Storm: : D
Izhuark: :D
embyrr922: Help
aWabbajack: Alex and G makes a SFW pron
Stripe_dog: :D
razorswift: Mentor! God of Mentos!
ancientspark: :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
Izandai: :D
Ukon_Cairns: :D ruuD
vk_dragontech: rawr
Bladinus: :D
BrindleBoar: the fukken smiley face
Baldrash: XD
embyrr922: halp
Stripe_dog: : D
thefinalkill123: Yo that looks dope as hell actually
Izhuark: :3
Thatwasademo: these are definitely siblings?
Alness49: Cool? COOL? You must be fecking FROZEN!
EvilBadman: Light elf in the camp, dark elf style in the sand
Kramburger: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
AdmiralMemo: Those TEETH
Driosenth: hey, a paid asset
blackwlf: Did they just dance-summon that?
BlightningHelix: That's an .... interesting model.'
FlyingWithSnakes: oh this was made by a teenager huh
DemoDane: :P
ElektroTal: this is like a 14 year old wrote a story
Stripe_dog: : P
accountmadeforants: I'm crying
flatluigi: :P
AbyssalSnowstorm: But why?
34Witches: :P
AlistairSteiner: That's a cool-looking asset they bought
jesskay: the cutscene seems to have gotten ahead of itself
Izhuark: :)
NathanJay_GA: 😂👌💯
Lithobraker: Did he just call us BASIC?! How dare you
Izandai: :P
Pal_Friendpatine: Well that’s kinda cool looking
Skajetolaf: Love the usage of smileys in texts
Astra7525: ah... that's where half the asset budget went
AwkwardBirb: Does everyone in this world talk like a player in an MMO?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA lrrGARBO_SA pegaSass_SA
Hadanelith: I...I can't...
GDwarf: Every asset in this is at a different level of quality and style and it's not OK
Drummi_: I might puke.
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Duffadash: Oh! It's a classic storebought asset!
edgeyberzerker: oh lord
margieargie: :p
Izandai: :)
DemoDane: :)
Stripe_dog: : )
kassy_13: his sister christy!
Solipsody: I didn't know you could develop a whole game via text message.
Boi_Ginny: She's magic, she can speak in emojis
CulturalGeekGirl: Oh my god this is... I can't... wow
Ukon_Cairns: alright lets do it mogsSmeel
MT_Storm: :[)
Telnaior: I hate this game so much
Kramburger: lrrWOW lrrWOW_HF lrrWOW lrrWOW_HF lrrWOW
offbeatwitch: thormentor speaks like a 14 year old nice guy types
kassy_13: thormentor and christy
Izhuark: This is soooo good XD
the_elkae: Is this another Laura game? Like D and Enemy Zero :P
aWabbajack: ah yes the colon p for that odd smile
thefinalkill123: Fantastic game design
EvilBadman: 😂👌💯
Zalthia: Stop! Using! Emojis! Every! Sentence!
MistahFixIt: *notices ur orc invasion* uwu what's dis? :3
AdmiralMemo: OK, when did this become bargain bin Monster Hunter?
Pal_Friendpatine: Well the modeling on the creature us pretty cool
kassy_13: d'you think the dev's sister or girlfriend is called christy?
Alness49: The only time you can say Emoji in dialogue is if you're D.Va
herph: giant enemy crab
Izandai: Well if you're gonna be like that.
TsialiKamala: Are they texting each other?
TheWeirdOne__: Uhh, what did I walk into?
Gophersaurus: Oops, this got a bit less sfw
DemoDane: battle score 12 PogChamp
IsaTheEngie: attack its weak point for massive damage!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I've definitely seen this hentai
bloopthetoastbuster: "I AM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY" - Giant monster
thefinalkill123: Is Thormentor related to Menthor the peppermint god?
Malacorath: @offbeatwitch that explains why my skin is crawling...and it aintthe scorpion
Izhuark: we don't have choose anymore
Solipsody: @kassy_13 Doubt existence of girlfriend, REALLY hope it isn't sister though.
ElektroTal: ok, i'm sorry @LoadingReadyRun but i just can't watch this at work. see yall in 20 minutes
PenultiN00b: here we have a giant enemy scorpion
virre_: Oh sit this is like the game story I wrote when I was 14ish you are right (though nobody killed there teacher or blow up there school yet so thats good. )
Izhuark: shoes*
AtomicAlchemical: Reasonably sure one of the original Seven Samurai had ass-less armor. but his at least covered his entire upper torso
OmnipotentTrevor: I am totally on board for a world of elves and warriors that talk like teens texting to each other.
jadedcynic: too many mobs on the map? The engine doesn't have the ability to animate n+2 mobs?
Baldrash: Dammit Thormenor, hold your aggro.
EvilBadman: Stop pulling aggro Angelore!
AdmiralMemo: Bye Shivam! See you in the VOD!
FlyingWithSnakes: Thormentor is a terrible tank
MistahFixIt: Update: We have a "Battle Score" of 14, apparently.
EvilBadman: Bullshit. If you pull off the tank, you're the problem
34Witches: Christy.
Kramburger: Give us a shout when the butt goes away, I'm hiding this behind the bingo page
kassy_13: @Solipsody i doubt it too, i was trying to be generous....but christy is thormentor's sister so if thormentor is the dev's self-insert.....
Izandai: hm
thephyrexianeggroll: I need a notification sounds of Alex saying "dangly parts"
accountmadeforants: Make my monster grow???
AbyssalSnowstorm: It's almost like if Monster Hunter had 1000x more polygons
virre_: In the Winter....
Duffadash: Let it go!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Oh this is the frozen game
vk_dragontech: somehow she's wearing less than you
MikoKisai: It annoys me that "Christy" is the only word in the objective that's written with proper case
YawnLance: Is there extremely quiet music?...
Lucidmooselid: did you guys not play this before but you had magic???
InquisitorGaia: just got here, what is this?
GDwarf: All the characters are in the most generic mid-00s fantasy video game art style imaginable.
thefinalkill123: Thermentor, and his brother, Thormentos
Phailhammer: Wait a minute...I think I've played on this Day of Defeat: Source map. lrrBEEJ
Invitare: it was snowing there
Solipsody: I assume Angelore is weak against cold magic.
Invitare: she must have been COLD
Lithobraker: Look, I couldn't find the double sided tape ok?
RatekStormcrow: ASS ess the situation
GDwarf: Like, it's as if you took the Spellforce character designs, made them thirstier, and then lowered the fidelity by an order of magnitude.
Pal_Friendpatine: What does the map look like?
malc: heh, assess
DemoDane: Asserting sominance
TheWarbo: Angelore, Thormentor, and Christy
blackwlf: I had a day where I could taste my tongue. It was weird.
Telnaior: T
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kassy_13: yes
34Witches: Angelore, Thormentor and... Christy
ritchards: check the map?
DigitalSeahorse: "gimmie your skirt."
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Ah the famed witch of legends!... Christy
Zalthia: So. Does this do it for anyone? Like. It’s not sexy? What’s the point of the outfit?
FlyingWithSnakes: the names are "Angelore", "Thormentor" and...Christy
flatluigi: i think the script broke
Blightfight: Oh, no, we might be in Fantasy Alabama country.
PandasAndPancakes: You're just here to organise a family reunion
drcanonball: How do you know so much lore already
EvilBadman: @ButtsButtsButts timing!
Anaerin: Yeah, checking the map seems like a good idea.
MistahFixIt: We're deep in the Aerith and Bob territory
kassy_13: @34Witches exactly
frozenphoenix7: Oh jesus what is this game
northos: @Lucidmooselid I don't think they've played this before but they've played a fair number of terrible third person action games with underclothed heroines :P
jesskay: that face definitely looks like they got a model intended for Poser or SFM porn and then added... an amount of clothes
Solipsody: Wait, scorpion monster, Thormentor... There's a foodie joke here.
CaptainSpam: Look, you can't even T-pose properly, how are we supposed to take you seriously?
thephyrexianeggroll: go back to T Pose orc
Astra7525: Whose parents thought: Yes, let's name our first son "THormentor, the destroyer" and our daughter Kristie"
AdmiralMemo: Aerith and Bob should be on the Bingo if it isn't
kassy_13: which is why i think she must be related to the dev
ButtsButtsButts: I aim to please
EveningStarComposition: Big, empty game worlds. The true hallmark of the Fantasy-RPG genre.
Boi_Ginny: Tag yourself, I'm an Angelore
TheMerricat: That's why none of them are that worried about dressing, they are all kissing cousins.....
InquisitorGaia: is this fantasy charlies angles?
Izhuark: There is 100% a sub ocean somewhere on this map.
Alness49: Family's coming over, get out the Christmas Orc
Beowulf_Bjornson: Ooooh, just joined and greeted by butts
thefinalkill123: Thormentor's the second cousin of Menthor
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Helps to have a map
Lucidmooselid: yeah looks so similar these games are aaaaawfuuuul hahhaha
persistentpetitioners: I heard "are you being chaste," which somehow I doubt.
RAICx: I have a feeling it’s real easy to clip through the map
ButterBall000: I thought "Thormentor" said "thermometer" for a second.
Ukon_Cairns: i know the giant scorpions are the best part of any of my family gatherings
Thatwasademo: I'm not sure whether Thormentor is a better or worse name than just Mentor
TheWarbo: Th Or Mentor?
Ryavis: Ah, perfect, a hand-drawn map with people's locations written on it.
Telnaior: 100% subocean
GDwarf: Christy is on the map. Of course. I usually mark the location of people on my maps.
Foxmar320: she must be so cold
ButterBall000: Thinking too hard on how cold it must be there.
Ryavis: They've been standing there for a long time I guess.
Duffadash: Helps to havae a map
PandasAndPancakes: Wait Alex, your boots loaded in when you looked down - are they being deloaded because of memory allocation?
AlistairSteiner: That doodle of a map, wow
kassy_13: THORmunTOHR?
TheMerricat: So is Thromentor meant to be a play on "Tormentor" or "Mentor"?
Gnyrinn: Look around you!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Can't wait till we meet Lokimentor
virre_: Mustekala Linna sounds very finish or estonian right? it's not just me?
UnknownGerm: @PandasAndPancakes sure looks like it...
AdmiralMemo: I hope you're the blue
Trixalicious: I think the boots going in and out is a culling thing from the camera.
Telnaior: wait are those ships at the bottom?
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat I think it's Thor+mentor
thefinalkill123: Thormentor is probably just Thor's gradeschool teacher
Izhuark: What is the music in the background ?
Telnaior: I don't think you're the blue
Zalthia: Then why model the toes? Unless the toes are just a texture?
Nommii77: Yeah, it's finnish
TsialiKamala: Rauhan is also Finnish so...
Izhuark: Sounds like jrpg-ish
bloopthetoastbuster: have to give you amble time to look at her butt
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Duffadash: @TheMerricat "Fermenter" actually
ameliette: virre_ yup, finnish! octopus castle
spoopifer_oh_spoopifer: I just got here. Why does she have a giant hole in her shield, that sounds like a design fault
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kassy_13: what IS a specular map??
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BlueDaNewb: Is this the thing game by Sisquo?
virre_: Ah the fantasy land of Finland
BlueDaNewb: *thong
AdmiralMemo: There are 2 sets of ships on the map though
Stalevar_: i think you are a star without a name, because every other character is a star.
flatluigi: at least you're setting a good impression
Foxmar320: At least its not a chainmail thong
PandasAndPancakes: Does...does your sword have a point? it looks like a cuboid.
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The_Ninjurai: At least she never has to wipe her butt. She has a thong for that
MistahFixIt: @Foxmar320 - ... WutFace
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeah, a button
Solipsody: In fairness, they did a pretty good job of animating how you'd run if you had a potentially-lethal wedgie.
puls3evo: o7
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Alex why
thephyrexianeggroll: AUGH
ameliette: the map items are actually in finnish. i'm amazed. (except mustekalalinna should be all one word or hyphenated if two lines)
Foxmar320: lol
AbyssalSnowstorm: wwtvSIP
Nigouki: what's the japanese loincloth called?
Nigouki: fudoshi?
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AwkwardBirb: @GDwarf presumably the magic would make it not hurt.
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Sortaz: HahaReindeer
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Gizmoloid: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA HahaShrugRight
Probevoyages: I left to make popcorn and now I can only see butt
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kassy_13: i still need the right arm lol
korvys: Voice acting?
Nigouki: just wait until J K Rowling decides to weigh in on wizard hair removal
MikoKisai: now it's voiced?!
AdmiralMemo: Can barely hear this game
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Skelemans
AlistairSteiner: Skellingtons
Driosenth: SMELETONS
Akaiatana: Fantasy characters are Nair-do-wells
kassy_13: this voicing is uh
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ameliette: poor voice acting
tidehollowcat: And an orange skeleton...
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Mangledpixel: smeletons!
Izhuark: I think the game sounds is a bit low
countz3r0: When swordfighting it's best to only wear underwear
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kassy_13: i didn't
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PandasAndPancakes: It's very, very faint
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Temperature_Droplet: 4 dudes - an army
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Solipsody: Wait, is that Red Skeleton? Do the Mirror Sketch!
Stripe_dog: WAS bad?
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the_elkae: What a drama queen
jadedcynic: that Skele-SAUNTER
PunkRockZoologist: I feel like the prevailing canon in high fantasy, especially shitty high fantasy, is that Elves just don't grow any body hair. That's why you never see Elf dudes with beards.
AdmiralMemo: Not dead?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Somebody's been drinking their milk
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Pteraspidomorphi: I love the overcomplicated instructions
TraceBullet: that sure is some game over text
DemoDane: this UI
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Akaiatana: @Despoiler98 maybe cool it with trigger warnings over real nothing
Mangledpixel: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @jendrek89
Dared00: Thanks for the HahaNutcracker @jendrek89
ewalkedaway: Thanks for the HahaGoose @jendrek89
zepinkone: lol
The_Ninjurai: Ummmm her grunts of injury are a bit. . .umm. . .lewd
kusinohki: Thanks for the HahaPresent @jendrek89
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Thanks for the HahaPresent @jendrek89
MistahFixIt: I suspect we have no potions.
LlewellynZ: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @jendrek89
saltysandyhs: Thanks for the HahaPresent @jendrek89
Probevoyages: not buying Sword or Shield, waiting for Pokemon Potions to come out
DigitalSeahorse: benginRip OH it's RED Skeleton I get it! benginFacepalm
BlackIsis: which prestigious gangsta title is this
Gizmoloid: That part DID NOT work for Jim by the way.
jadedcynic: game OVER
kassy_13: uh
drcanonball: bad bad game
Thatwasademo: maybe you can do it now that the text is gone?
OmnipotentTrevor: does U do anything?
Despoiler98: welp
flatluigi: try again now that that map menu is closed
coelopteryx: lrrSPOT_SA
Telnaior: muxy100 lrrHEART
kassy_13: do we have friends to res us?
AwkwardBirb: this is an mmo world, everyone else ran away from you and left you to die
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun no you are good, you had the dialog window up so you couldn't use the menue escape again.
Solipsody: You have to wait for the round to end before you can respawn.
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
countz3r0: you're dead but look at that tomato
Pal_Friendpatine: Press letter I
kassy_13: thormy can you res us?
MistahFixIt: RIP game.
Dared00: you've fallen and you can't get up
Pteraspidomorphi: I've fallen...
accountmadeforants: If you die in the game, you die forever.
saltysandyhs: im dying and i cant get up: from the makers of life alert, deathalert
constablecrab: Angelore died the way she lived.
ArcOfTheConclave: you can walk away
Omega_Lairon: "We never imagined a player might die! We have no plan for this!"
Skajetolaf: Love the peace sign pose of Thormentors cousin
Gizmoloid: Game is either broken or REALLY cryptic with how that crap works.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: If you die in the game you don't die at all I guess
Drummi_: Rip
AbyssalSnowstorm: lrrFINE
MistahFixIt: Wait what.
CamelAttack: Potion seller
Izhuark: x)
offbeatwitch: HAHAHA
Despoiler98: what
kassy_13: hahahahahaha
Foxmar320: O_O
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
accountmadeforants: Amazing
Kramburger: Guess who found the glow effects in Photoshop?
NightValien28: poof
TheWarbo: we got there!
Ukon_Cairns: simple as that mogsSmeel
Despoiler98: what just happened
Foxmar320: Really!?
Telnaior: incredible
Izhuark: This is so dumb !
Solipsody: Ah, a nice healing fart.
kamelion84: katesLol
PandasAndPancakes: Whoomp
WhyTryDie: LOLOL
Foxmar320: Im so mad now
embyrr922: WOW
Lucidmooselid: LUL LUL LUL LUL
virre_: intiuative design...
Thatwasademo: fantastic
BlueDaNewb: health explosion
kassy_13: HahaBaby HahaDoge HahaLean HahaPoint HahaBall
Sanaj: Only mostly dead lrrSLOTH_SA
Pteraspidomorphi: Also, papyrus?
constablecrab: Rise from your grave!
BlightningHelix: UI Design is my PASSION
Gizmoloid: WOW you figured it out!
v_nome: We have skeletons at home!
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: how dare they
Mangledpixel: we have skeletons at home
BleedingToast: malfS ......ok
chaostreader: Get back to that menu. Maybe you can equip armor.
NathanJay_GA: HahaPoint
F1SHOR: she didnt even drink it she exploded it
jesskay: sashaying skellingtons
BrindleBoar: every road is a runway when you're a red skeleton
BlightningHelix: Sassy red skeletons.
orbitaltuna: is that skeleton drunk?
Thatwasademo: why *is* the skeleton doing that sexy walk
Lucidmooselid: @constablecrab WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
Nisas: that poor woman, someone stole her pants
Telnaior: did skeleton just doomkick you back?
DigitalSeahorse: johnlo1Box benginRip
Despoiler98: "working" skeleton
eric_christian_berg: It's all in the hip sway.
Izandai: That's a big-ass bow.
leopard_wolf: wait why is everything double?
Telnaior: did we find Graham's type PogChamp
NightValien28: I bet that's our walk animation
IsaTheEngie: What is Steve on the bingo card?
kassy_13: can we make thromborax deal with these for us?
Spolin: HahaCat
Anaerin: I have these hip-bones, and you can BET I'm gonna use them, honey!
Keab42: This map feels familiar somehow.
Probevoyages: @Izandai bows are usually pretty huge though
gnome_friend: hahaha @kassy_13
Gekyouryuu: it was a Porky Pig cartoon, iirc Alex
DigitalSeahorse: hahahha
GDwarf: I just *barely* got that reference
Izandai: @Probevoyages Fair, fair.
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Walkingharder: I like this new Dark Souls skin
Inari_Kitsune: They are red....for filth
Telnaior: "achievement location"?
puls3evo: Thanks for the HahaDoge @vyous
greenday61892: Why is it not surprising that a female warrior is underdressed for literally no reason whatsoever
Foxmar320: lol
ameliette: does the sield have a 'damaged' model now??
kassy_13: HahaBall
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: HahaDoge
lucha_libro: I just hopped on.. what fresh hell is this? XD
zepinkone: persistent petitions is a bad card
the_elkae: I feel old for getting that reference tho :(
Probevoyages: shield but no pants because priority
zepinkone: MILL IS WRONG
jadedcynic: But alex; they didn't EXPECT their little animated shorts to last any length of time; topicality and 'datedness' was moot :)
GDwarf: ameliette No, pieces of it just go missing for a few seconds sometimes
PandasAndPancakes: The Elven Truce
Mangledpixel: lucha_libro welcome to this thong... I mean, this thing
GDwarf: Angel Light, the Elven Truce, I think?
W1lh3lm: where are your pants
BlueDaNewb: You think Christy could maybe meet you half way.
BrindleBoar: Tex Avery "Who Killed Who" is the cartoon Alex remembers.
lucha_libro: With a name like that, it MUST be quality
Omega_Lairon: Jack Plank's Pork Fried Butt Steak
lucha_libro: XD
flatluigi: can we see that wanted poster's facial hair again
virre_: Wait a poster in Finnish
chaostreader: Maybe you can equip armor in the same menu as the potions.
lucha_libro: SO are you searching for your pants?
Drummi_: OMG this game is finnish...
badpandabear: This is a great Truce you have here...
Izandai: Cheer56 I'm not entirely sure she doesn't just have white pubes.
Thatwasademo: well of course elves don't wear pants
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm annoyed that none of these "elves" look like elves. What's the point if we can't see them points?
Spluuga: nooooooooooooooo it's in finnish >.<
Lithobraker: You're an Elfen princess with dark elf style :P
persistentpetitioners: @zepinkone i respectfully agree
TheWarbo: you're an elven princess, but you have the style of a dark elf.
kassy_13: that totally worked
AtomicAlchemical: Pants are for peasants
monakai: Ah, generic pot noise.
jadedcynic: what the HELL is that Comic Book Guy Voice Over?!? lrrFRUMP
red_shoes_jeff: I think you mean "Dark Elf Style."
MistahFixIt: What a remarkable pottery sound. Wonder how much it cost on the asset store.
Drummi_: I am ashamed my country made this...
ameliette: that is absolutely amateur finnsih voice acting. as if this game wasnt proven to be finnihs already
Lucidmooselid: Have you got magic???
SleepyDeveloper: ah yes, another crap game with military issue bewb armor danDerp
walkwithoutrhythm: Better game than Bloodborne. Actually has stuff in pots
Lucidmooselid: what is the green bar?
Lunareclipse123: Dark elf style ;P
rybackgaming: notably, she's meant to be a dark elf. aren't dark elves... i dunno, dark-skinned generally?
kassy_13: uh that potion is just out
Lithobraker: I think dark elf style means we're basic
Alness49: Dark Elves are know for their... Posture.
Probevoyages: The King really should care more about the royal family's appearances
TsialiKamala: I don't think the dev is Finnish. The name sounds Spanish.
Fruan: The bit that kills me is the shoulder pads. Gotta keep those shoulders armoured to stay safe!
jadedcynic: @Lucidmooselid nah, that's 'Christy' over there
eric_christian_berg: I'm uncomfortable with elf racism.
Anaerin: She appropriating thug life...
Solipsody: Non-Dark Elfs presumably wear pants.
MistahFixIt: LMAO
Astra7525: This doesn't look very finish(ed)
Duffadash: Dark elf style means showing incredible amounts of skin
Liminely: its not potions its fart candles
DigitalSeahorse: it's....finished?
Izandai: Alex this game is not finished and you know it.
34Witches: Oh, there's no way this is finished
TraceBullet: weird, this game looks unfinished
virre_: Text is in Finnish and flags.
red_shoes_jeff: No. You look cold. We're buying you a coat.
TsialiKamala: But hey, Finnish confirmed as "the fantasy language" xD
DarkMorford: This game is far from finnish.
Lucidmooselid: H OK I SEEE
Skajetolaf: Well one thing is for sure it's not a finished game
vk_dragontech: this game doesn't look finished
Ashen_Prime: This is just someone's RP group chat made into a terrible video game.
AbyssalSnowstorm: lrrSPOOP
saltysandyhs: this game is not finnish, nor is it finished
PunkRockZoologist: So, slightly goth elf
Izhuark: That T pose !
Rufran: I feel like those potions were supposed to be in the pots but the pots got moved at some point but the potions werent
TheMerricat: So for the folk wondering why Angel Lore has no pants, here's the most recent news release from the game -
Too_Many_Knives: Is this an alpha build of Die By The Sword?
ElektroTal: this game is the ready player one of rpgs
Duffadash: These are some very Warhammer orks
Zalthia: @ashen_prime I feel like RP groups have higher standards
virre_: also is that a bear with a sword
Solipsody: P?
lucha_libro: So is this what a game looks like when you create it in DAz 3d and poser?
flatluigi: is it still equipped? can you just use U
Izandai: @TheMerricat Wow that image is not representative of the graphical fidelity of the game.
ameliette: would love to see the wanted poster again to see how google translate the text is
Nisas: if only she had some sort of protective garment for her lower body
jadedcynic: 'Old Politicians' so not the callow youths that are just getting started out either already planning to be corrupt AF or full of (ephemeral) idealism that will melt away like a midsummer snowfall
Walkingharder: Did this game cost real money?
chaostreader: Try the other three boxes at the bottom
TheWarbo: oh huh this game does have the steam tags "Nudity" and "Sexual Content"
GDwarf: Suddenly France?
Diabore: ah, she doesnt have pants for PLOT reasons
Lucidmooselid: scout hut
Izandai: Bill
ClodiumSoride: Agnes
Omega_Lairon: Genericrates?
Izhuark: the crates crates
Solipsody: There ARE parts of Montreal where it's acceptable to dress like that...
Nisas: I believe "crate" is the technical term
Lucidmooselid: GARBAGE BOXES
virre_: Wait the screenshot says Helsinki
Lithobraker: and ACME
Foxmar320: Old Friend
FlyingUltraCar: Thor Mentor, formerly Thor Butnotcomplaining
EveningStarComposition: These castles and things are literally assets ripped from a Crayola game called "Castle Creator". It's so weeeeird
splatty1: like steve but for crates?
lucha_libro: Sad Boxes
flatluigi: the platonic crate
kassy_13: jessica?
Gascitygaming: crate-ios
jadedcynic: Generi-Crates™
Omega_Lairon: Effort cube
NathanJay_GA: the perfectly generic object?
cyclopsboi: Bob
grandmaspocket: "the crate"
Ashen_Prime: "Nancy"
zepinkone: Terrance
Izandai: Ol' Reliable
countz3r0: Craten
Anaerin: "Blocks-Art"?
AwkwardBirb: poot crate?
TheMerricat: ISOCrate
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun it's a Perfectly Generic Asset
Lithobraker: the CUDE
constablecrab: The Crate Old Ones
PandasAndPancakes: Generic Video Game Crate - GVGC
ArcOfTheConclave: ACME brand garbage crate
DarkNacht: Gevc
Astra7525: "Sad boxes" sounds good
JoTyler: Boxen
Trixalicious: The Platonic Ideal of Crate
drcanonball: The developer is spanish
Alness49: The Platonic Ideal of a Crate
eric_christian_berg: Digital Dandruff?
Koshindan: Louie Crate
kassy_13: jenny!
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Gascitygaming: RELEASE THE CRATEN!
MT_Storm: The Sadness Cube
ElektroTal: Container Store overstock
The_Ninjurai: Cubiplank
Duffadash: Old Man Murray rating system element
CranstonSnord: Poot Crate
Alness49: @Trixalicious *High five*
jadedcynic: Yummie's brand "Genericrates™"
cynimo: how about Comerade Crate?
Garfman314: in Worms, they always yelled "supplies!"
Walkingharder: That looks like a Christy
zepinkone: kick her in the vagina
ghostvalv: Ass-et
monakai: Jason!
kassy_13: jenny for generic
Karvamammutti: Cratos - the crate to end all crates
ClodiumSoride: She's posed like an action figure.
Izhuark: Frisky is in underwears
red_shoes_jeff: The Crate of Expectations
GDwarf: Can't be Christy, she has at least theoretical shorts
jadedcynic: I thought Christy was the brunette?
Omega_Lairon: "Crappy, Uninspired Box Entity", or CUBE
Skajetolaf: Everybody is stuck in upside down Y pose
Izhuark: Christy*
countz3r0: just why with the g string
Lucidmooselid: i also condone Genericates
countz3r0: IN THE SNOW a g string
walkwithoutrhythm: That's Cristi with an "I"
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM sergePride_SG CUDE DUBE ....BUDE!
jadedcynic: oooo, Rabbit!
Gekyouryuu: I'm just calling it a Perfectly Generic Asset from now on
jadedcynic: that's animated pretty good
TraceBullet: The International Prototype of the Crate
cyclopsboi: who thought no pants was a good idea for a snowy setting?
gelatosquid: last of us one lol, last of us 2 isn't out yet
Izandai: The Last Of Us 2 is out?
jadedcynic: @Gekyouryuu ooo, I like that
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Aparantly pressing 6 will do backflips
aerobeing: Microwave crate dinner.
RvLeshrac: This reminds me, there's a new Everquest expansion
AwkwardBirb: that rabbit is probably the only good thing about this game.
jadedcynic: @cyclopsboi 'cosplayers
chaostreader: Try the other boxes in the equip potions menu
splatty1: it was main game
gnome_friend: !findquote rabbit
LRRbot: Quote #3819: "Then I fell down a rabbit hole of leather" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
Izandai: Oh, okay.
Diabore: remaster
Nisas: that rabbit is such an extravagant detail for such a trash game
FlyingWithSnakes: left behind?
ButterBall000: It was the original, I thought
AdmiralMemo: Oh yeah I remember that clip
TheMerricat: Of course there is an ISO specification for crates...
EvilBadman: Left Behind is the add on
flatluigi: what if mush room one of us
Izandai: I think I know the scene you're talking about then.
tehlordofelves: the "remaster" was just a port
aitsu100: left behind with the cute girls?
Thatwasademo: that sure was some good recording
EveningStarComposition: One-sided dialogue
ButterBall000: I watched another streamer have their own funny moment at that scene
ghostvalv: :O
Izandai: :O
Izhuark: :o
greenday61892: :O
Lucidmooselid: dam these charectes are all soooo sexy
BrindleBoar: You'll have to find another five on your own.
Thatwasademo: "yes they are"
Foxmar320: :O
parasite221: :o
EvilBadman: That dude found all the armor
Thatwasademo: :O
malc: "yeah lol whoops"
Despoiler98: Budget Lich King
34Witches: "also 2 dwarves"
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Hello chaos lord
Omega_Lairon: "Uhh, no, I'm "Chris-tAE", not "Chris-TEE" "
flatluigi: that guy's thormenting him
Karvamammutti: :O
Rhynerd: Christy seems to have no care for smilies.
margieargie: They're in the city already? *shocked PIkachu face*
jadedcynic: I'm sorry, my family has a rare genetic disorder; we have no sense of humour
parasite221: Don't forget about the dwarves!
NightValien28: hi there sauron
coelopteryx: the characters have typing quirks
Nisas: Everyone holds their weapons with telekinesis
drcanonball: k
DigitalSeahorse: TransgenderPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Nigouki: god, the difference in armor quality.....
Izandai: Why is this voice-acted?
kenkopin: Mayonaise?
ancientspark: I can't stop reading Assess on the side as Asses now because of stupid lack of pants
Foxmar320: Distraction?
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
NathanJay_GA: I think the helmet is muffling their voice
persistentpetitioners: subtitles would be swell there
TheMerricat: Man the NPP's in this game really know how to T-Pose for dominance.....
Hadanelith: That there is a stolen asset.
Izandai: He's not holding his mace.
Despoiler98: lrrSLOTH_TK
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT?
cynimo: wow look at the difference in armor texture
Walkingharder: His armor is so much better than the others
SalmirAeon: "some may call him... tim"
RatekStormcrow: Very Nazguul
Gekyouryuu: wait... is that Goblin Slayer?
Spluuga is dying
PandasAndPancakes: Good lord, the dev has responded to every negative steam review with the same video of a youtuber playing the game.
rybackgaming: coelopteryx typing quirks... we're homestuck now.
Driosenth: do you want some lawsenges ?
accountmadeforants: Oh, that one guy had a halfway decent mic
GDwarf: Hadanelith Could be a purchased one
jadedcynic: oh sure, don't give THIS rapsy boi some SUBTITLES!!! Look at that helmet
Lucidmooselid: He needs to stretch mre
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Discounr Sauron?
AbyssalSnowstorm: T-pose for dominance!
djalternative: we need you to annunciate sir
jadedcynic: balrog?
Foxmar320: Oh I heard him say his name was Distraction lol
samwonk: I love "prepare to die."
kassy_13: i heard it as "you know me as 'a distraction'"
red_shoes_jeff: He's a KITSUNE!
PunkRockZoologist: Oh, it's Spike.
WhyTryDie: I have many names but you know me as the hashslinging slasher
Telnaior: this game is just wannabe MMO
Malacorath: Tyrael wants his wings back
Nisas: destroy destruction
constablecrab: He bought the collector's edition
DigitalSeahorse: that voice sounded like it was in the room with me above my head
Thatwasademo: nice to meet you Destruction, I'm Angelore
GDwarf: "You know me as destruction, because that's my actual name" is a bit less menacing, frankly
Omega_Lairon: Desmond Truction, or Des to his friends
Gekyouryuu: Destruction is actually his MIDDLE name. his real name is Susan
ShDragon: I just got here, is this an MMO?!
Walkingharder: Heeehaaa!
Liminely: and if you lose there will be tentacle scene
lackies: Ya Hi-ya!
persistentpetitioners: You can't destroy destruction, that's just creating more destruction
Duffadash: His full name is XxDeStRuCtIoN666xX
Mangledpixel: hiyaa!
the_elkae: Hi Destruction, I'm Dad
TheMerricat: Sue if you are a friend.
cyclopsboi: "prepare to die" "okay i will need a lawyer and a notary public. Do you know a good undertaker?"
Gnyrinn: Destruction. Is that a first name or a last name?
Foxmar320: The fire wings were unnecessary
Phailhammer: Mr Trevor Destruction, of the Saskatchewan Destructions.
xenio3: can you kick destruction?
Skajetolaf: It feels like you are playing crappy dps in a crappy mmo
PandasAndPancakes: Omega_Lairon Yesss
Lucidmooselid: I have many names but you can call me CRAAAAAIIIIIIG!
AwkwardBirb: @Telnaior even the characters talk in typical MMO youngster speak.
34Witches: I thought for sure this would be an unwinnable fight
Hadanelith: GDwarf: consider the rest of this...'game'. How likely is it that they *purchased* precisely *one* asset?
Telnaior: @ShDragon styled as MMO but think it's just singleplayer
TraceBullet: his armor is made of metal, while your party uses duct tape
jadedcynic: @DigitalSeahorse that voice sounded like it was down the hall behind several walls :P
cynimo: "destruction bring out the garbage!" "but mooom it's devastation's turn!"
Trixalicious: "How can we show that this guy is a big deal?" "Make him big?"
Thatwasademo: ah, invincible allies
kassy_13: @ShDragon nope
persistentpetitioners: just keep blocking like the last game
aerobeing: Oh, no. It is Destruction. We need to call Reinforcements.
W1lh3lm: do any females where pants in this game?
EvilBadman: You gotta tag the mob, Alex, otherwise you don't get any loot.
jadedcynic: they're fine - what do they need the protag for? :D
Angreed66: I bet the named npcs are immune to damadge
Foxmar320: He is killing everyone
Zalthia: That’s a cool fire effect
RatekStormcrow: You _are_ a Princess so fighting is a Bobo anyways
Lucidmooselid: GOOD
coelopteryx: @rybackgaming if someone in this game starts typing in leetspeak... i don't even know it'll just be a hell of a thing
Despoiler98: Ded
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you take the roll of pariah. The only thing you do in this game is bear witness.
Karvamammutti: So, are all the finnish indie games crap? Like this and gangsta sniper?
splatty1: did you know spiked and horned helmets were worn to elevate ones life bar out of the line of sight of their opponents? Kappa
constablecrab: We hardly knew ye.
Lucidmooselid: bwahahahhah
coelopteryx: *talking in leetspeak rather
Thatwasademo: wait, the allies aren't invincible, they just have no way to tell how much health they have?
AdmiralMemo: The San Francisco Treat!
Thatwasademo: huh.
FlyingWithSnakes: Thormentor, KEPP AGGRO
chaostreader: Do the other boxes in the equip menu do anything
Skajetolaf: You should watch your aggro
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: According to the use guide you can dosge with the 6 key
TraceBullet: Quest: Defeat Destruction!
GDwarf: Your tank is having a hard time keeping aggro
ameliette: apparently this is not finnish! the previous finnish guy was just bad overall :/ Karvamammutti
TsialiKamala: @Karvamammutti This one isn't Finnish. And all the Finnish ones were from the same guy
DoctorOfBeard: spank you say?
Foxmar320: Christie! Get up Christie we need you!
jadedcynic: well, given that we 'died' and then fiddled with our backpack and then got back up; Christy might just be 'incapacitated' and will get back up after the battle's voer?
ClodiumSoride: Thermistor?
Anaerin: Thor-Mister?
flatluigi: @Karvamammutti baba is you is by the finnish dev hempuli
Zalthia: Why would it be the 6 key?!?!?!
kusinohki: que yakity sax...
kassy_13: i mean you rope-a-doped him so
Mangledpixel: get him, Thighmaster!
The_Ninjurai: Swiggity swooty he is coming for that booty
EveningStarComposition: Taunt dammit!!!
jadedcynic: THIS IS A 50 DKP MINUS!
Nisas: he has 2 swords, that makes him the dps
Foxmar320: Worst tank ever
Tiber727: The Thormster.
PandasAndPancakes: This Leeroy Jenkins-ass
TraceBullet: crit the bootshine!
Lucidmooselid: this is epic battle
AlistairSteiner: His wings have so much shadow
NightValien28: then stop doing too much damage, use feint you nerd
jadedcynic: no potions?
34Witches: I think you had a small potion?
Solipsody: You have to equip your lesser health potion. Unless you have a potion of "Not Playing This Anymore".
margieargie: Judging from my time as an MMO healer, yours must -really- hate your group right now.
jadedcynic: well you're not DEAD, just incapacitated...
Nisas: soft locked?
Foxmar320: lol
drcanonball: dead
Telnaior: LOL
Izandai: hm
kamelion84: lol
GDwarf: Their inability to implement a death state sure is a thing
Izhuark: ;')
offbeatwitch: i love that it just STAYS THERE
Lucidmooselid: GULP
Stripe_dog: *glug* *remains motionless*
jadedcynic: @margieargie healer? Oh....right...
ghostvalv: the end
flatluigi: rip
Omega_Lairon: That was just Cherry Faygo
chaostreader: Check the other boxes to see what else you can do?
cyclopsboi: "good impression"
shamblingkrenshar: We achieved victory but at what cost?
Baldrash: Rez pls. :(
Karvamammutti: @ameliette @TsialiKamala There are so many finnish references I find it hard to believe. Yet, it is possible.
Izandai: I think we're done here?
kassy_13: what's with that red light?
BloodnBullets: BBEG dead, game done.
eric_christian_berg: Dream's gonna be pissedf.
Lucidmooselid: 3
FlyingWithSnakes: too bad thormentor let the healer die
Lucidmooselid: 7
Beowulf_Bjornson: The gulping sound was 👌🏻
Foxmar320: Next :P
Izhuark: Too bad, this game is very entertraining.
coelopteryx: it's a thing like sleep-walking, death-chugging
Digigoner: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:57.
lucha_libro: "Sword-chucks, yo!"
gkirilenko: fury warrior tanking smh
ritchards: game, I can't quit you
Lucidmooselid: Sword gun???
ameliette: Karvamammutti google kääntää :p i don't think its very grammatically correct in the longer pieces
Stripe_dog: alt + F4
NathanJay_GA: oh, I can quit this game alright
virre_: The fact that the developer of this game seems to not be from Finland fascinates me
korvys: alt-f4
JoTyler: there are so many fonts in this game
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I mean in Two Worlds you could dual wield warhammers
Lucidmooselid: BURN IT WITH FIRE
TsialiKamala: @Karvamammutti The Finnish in this is bad enough to believe the dev is just a fan :-D
Thatwasademo: this UI is astounding
0x6772: There's no way they paid for permission to use that X box controller, right?
Foxmar320: omg
GDwarf: "Hibernia" has to be a Conan reference
the_elkae: I live in Hibernia from October to March
ancientspark: That voice
Telnaior: oh nooooooooooooo
Despoiler98: OMG
the_elkae: UM UM
malc: wow
ShDragon: That narrration!
Thatwasademo: this *voice* is astounding
Nisas: maybe make a good game before making a preface
DigitalSeahorse: hidden40Derp hidden40Derp hidden40Derp
Omega_Lairon: Why is Winnie the Pooh narrating?
Nisas: lol that dance
Izandai: what
Despoiler98: T POSE
BrindleBoar: THE GREEN GUY
coelopteryx: those people partying back there
JoTyler: monster party
ghostvalv: Kappa //
Foxmar320: Yesssss wow
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Pretty sure that was Tungulus
Crad0k: Congratulations!
MrsLlante: congratulations
Ryavis: Is the light flickering?
Ryavis: Like, on and off?
Telnaior: Congratulations!
GDwarf: Well, that...explained...everything?
the_elkae: lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG lrrGARBO_SG
ShDragon: WOW
codl_: what a game
ShDragon: Just....... wow
jesskay: wh... what does the Hibernia button do
jadedcynic: orson-welles-applause.gif
Simonark: Weekend at Hibernia
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: HahaSweat
gkirilenko: omg
Lucidmooselid: SWING DANCING ZOMBIES......BECAUSE........
Solipsody: Well, it was ambitious?
Karvamammutti: @ameliette @TsialiKamala Oh, yeah, I see that now. Thank the deities, I feel a lot better about my nationality now.
badpandabear: lrrGARBO_SA
Walkingharder: That game was deep
DigitalSeahorse: nnnnnno lrrGARBO_SA
drcanonball: that was BAD
Telnaior: I sincerely hope W&P games go onto a separate steam account to any of yours
NathanJay_GA: who makes this and thinks "yep, imma sell it!"
Foxmar320: oh no
MrsLlante: lrrGRAHAM_SG
Tiber727: This really is just like Warcraft. Where's ETC?
cynimo: again?
jadedcynic: @jesskay goes to the oil field? ;)
Ukon_Cairns: they're all so smooth ruuHappy
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Please don't
GDwarf: Just the one buster?
NightValien28: oh good grief
Stripe_dog: Can they call it that
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
MikoKisai: alt-enter
aitsu100: lrrCIRCLE_SG
BlueDaNewb: Just because you're evil doesn't mean you can't enjoy dancing
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
FlyingWithSnakes: couldn't afford all 4 ghostbusters
Pteraspidomorphi: de-full-screen?
DruthersHaver: game's haunted
Irsaan: HahaHide
vk_dragontech: welcome to the highlight reel?
BrindleBoar: A re-remake?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: You busted it
Duffadash: Main screen turn on
AdmiralMemo: Game borked!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun ghost busters or the real ghost busters?
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BillTheCat: wow they make games in 3d now!?
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drcanonball: It's a ghost in a machine
SolarBlitz1: Welp, game's haunted
ameliette: flicker warning in 3,2...?
accountmadeforants: I'm approaching Bingo, at least.
ClodiumSoride: @Duffadash What you say???
AlistairSteiner: When the game does this, it's trying to protect us from itself
Baldrash: Bustin' makes me feel good.
vk_dragontech: a... threeboot
walkwithoutrhythm: a soft remix
RvLeshrac: The "About This Game" for Ghost Buster 3d is great
Xiff_: Looking good HahaSweat
Malacorath: its a sequal to the original....shrug
BloodnBullets: HahaSweat
Foxmar320: oh no
Lucidmooselid: BEST GAME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat lrrGARBO_SA rhia3CLOD
Foxmar320: :(
ElektroTal: welp, it busted
offbeatwitch: RIP
Solipsody: Paul!
Omega_Lairon: A "Jurassic World" style reboot/sequel
Duffadash: @ClodiumSoride Its you
drcanonball: PAUL
Izandai: wow
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Speaking of unneeded remakes, you all see the all-female remake of fight club?
ritchards: Russian Malware?
ShDragon: Thanks for the HahaLean @billthecat
the_elkae: PAUUUUUL
Driosenth: PAUL!
TraceBullet: riPepperonis
NathanJay_GA: wait, what?
badpandabear: lrrSPOOP_SG busted
gizmofreak1: The game is ghosting you guys
coelopteryx: wheeze
BloodnBullets: congratulations, your mining bitcoin now.
offbeatwitch: 'BUSTIN
chesul: hey, that's one of my squares!
PandasAndPancakes: time for a bio break?
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TemporallyAwry: HahaShrugLeft lrrGARBO HahaShrugRight
Stripe_dog: Bustin'
parasite221: Blame James
AbyssalSnowstorm: XD
Telnaior: GG
the_elkae: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
kassy_13: what happened?
virre_: Did it make you feel good?
BrindleBoar: They won't.
countz3r0: Alex, what's The Birthday Massacre?
accountmadeforants: Well, that's a "Game breaks beyond repair" for me! :D
Simonark: Bustin makes me feel worried
ClodiumSoride: @Duffadash How are you gentlemen.
FlyingWithSnakes: bustin didn't make your computer feel good
Stripe_dog: I ain't scared of no bed
ElektroTal: i ain't afraid of no ghost
drcanonball: they wont
Izhuark: The game broke the computer ? x)
NotCainNorAbel: But the money, they need the money
PunkRockZoologist: Bustin makes me feel good
Foxmar320: We are going to find out if G reboots the correct PC real fast
Karvamammutti: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Solipsody: There are no ideas left, Alex.
Telnaior: but video games can do it !!11!
ameliette: i'm 'one person credits' or 'lousy localization' away from a bingo
Temperature_Droplet: remake stuff? got it!
DruthersHaver: you have entered M O R E R E M A K E S
ImmortalLen: Not when remakes make so much money!
Crad0k: yeah, the little girl is supposed to be egon's granddaughter
constablecrab: Spoiler: They will not stop.
RvLeshrac: Remaking stuff is fine. Remaking remakes of remakes of remade stuff has to stop.
Telnaior: oh no
radioshackraider: They can stop remaking things after they finally give me a remake of Logan's Run.
TheMerricat: But Alex, nostalgia is MONEY!
blackwlf: Next up a reboot of Prayer Warriors.
chaostreader: Did you know that they are genuinely making a new Ghostbusters movie?
Stripe_dog: I feel like you should know that Graham
cyclopsboi: labels are important
couldntpickausername: disagree, lots of remakes have actually been fairly enjoyable.
Alyssa_Swift: But if they stop remaking stuff, then they risk having an idea that audiences might not like as much!
Angreed66: That's impossible all satisfactory iterations of plot have been acheived already
keep_it_lobster: Did you see they're remaking Fantasy Island as a horror movie?
drcanonball: We're not stuck with you , YOU are stuck with us
Despoiler98: more russian malware
Rufran: thank you for subscribing to remake facts
edgeyberzerker: but new ghostbusters looks like Stranger Things
FlyingUltraCar: And that’s a bingo for me!
fastlane250: You say “stuck with me” like it’s a bad thing.
tidehollowcat: I mean, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a terrible movie, but I loved it because dinosaurs in a victorian mantion.
kassy_13: "i don't know" is a good answer
EvilBadman: To the Label maker!
Bladinus: Time to hit the PCs with the label maker :)
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun are you familiar with the old producer's phrase "same wine, new bottle?"
the_elkae: Where's Cam and the label maker???
Alyssa_Swift: (Mind you, that's not a real defense at all)
flatluigi: james head
ImmortalLen: Hi James
PenultiN00b: Cheer100 bits for broken games
Nisas: video james
Fruan: These PCs clearly need lables.
ImmortalLen: Blame James
Arimus221: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:42.
Stripe_dog: I know exactly what motherboard that is
the_elkae: Hi James' hair
Mysticman89: ah, TUF gaming
Kramburger: Hollywood's never not remade stuff. Wizard of OZ, Gone with the Wind, The Godfather were all books first
accountmadeforants: An Asus motherboard, I see
Driosenth: but Alex, franchises are better risks than new IPs
RvLeshrac: A TUF board is a strong choice for the abuse W+P puts a machine through.
Duffadash: They did another remake of Black Christmas. This time aiming to make it more "Feminist". The original was super woke for a slasher, but in remaking it they somehow managed to fail so hard it became less so.
Foxmar320: Gaming PC clearly needs extra fans and neon lights so we can tell it apart
countz3r0: awww
cynimo: well Hollywood has about one semi original idea very 8 years and then procede to run it into the ground so hard you won't recognize it
SacrificialToast: once more just to be sure
persistentpetitioners: Don't they all look terrible?
AlistairSteiner: James is here? So we're watching Minecraft?
shamblingkrenshar: At last we've found something so garbage the very PC rejects it.
Alyssa_Swift: Oh boy, time for a Watch&Nope
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA lrrGARBO_SA ssandMOD_SA
Mysticman89: some of the lets nope games have been borderline watch and play
Despoiler98: Im so tired of everytrhing needing to be remade as "feminist"
red_shoes_jeff: Watch and Nope?
KV1NN4: Yay Watch+Nope!
Drasvin: lrrGARBO_SA lrrSPOOP
RaemSturm: Well, technically you tried Ghost Busters a few moments ago
NimrodXIV: yes.
Driosenth: Grahams hair
Foxmar320: Yes you should
RetroHibiscus: but the beast inside was last week
Alness49: Busin makes me fe-*Blue Screen*
ElektroTal: wtf, @Despoiler98
ArcOfTheConclave: Game crashed my rig
Nisas: that costed money?
kalateth: try the one Ben was playing last night? that thing was actualy shit inducing
kassy_13: nice! @AdmiralMemo
djalternative: G's hair is great right now
Gizmoloid: The universally beloved Mummy with Brendan Fraser was a remake, so I wouldn't say "Don't remake movies" just "Don't make shit"
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo i'm gonna have bingo with "non-scary jumpscares"
Ilecto: graham - you implied that other people would even open watch and play games for their own pleasure
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45SPANK the region
the_elkae: @Despoiler98 wat
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fastlane250: It has a graphic
JoTyler: hhuuhhuhuhh you said region
offbeatwitch: Chapter Selection: Create
Driosenth: Steve!
FlyingWithSnakes: @Gizmoloid only remake movies if you put brendan fraser in them
GDwarf: "The Region" is I'm assuming *not* a game about the taint?
AbyssalSnowstorm: Graham has great hair.
AlistairSteiner: This can only be good
DigitalSeahorse: hehe Nick name
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 I was so close to bingo in multiple ways for a while
Butternades: Shingleplayer doesn’t sound like a fun disease
SacrificialToast: Hello Nick
constablecrab: you dork
malc: Nick is very shiny
thephyrexianeggroll: this bodes well
nemryn: The Region! Right next to The Place, and across The Street from The Area
TheMerricat: Rust?
ClodiumSoride: Is this going to be a knock-off of Annihilation / The Southern Reach?
Trixalicious: well, we're ready to do some welding
MysticOp9: hello everyone
GDwarf: Presumably "The Region" is a reference to "The Zone" from STALKER?
gnome_friend: Weird jump but okay
codl_: lrrCIRCLE_TK
blackwlf: @GDwarf Why WOULD it be?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @MysticOp9
countz3r0: Look what I can do!!!
Ashen_Prime: Those footstep sounds, though.
ElektroTal: this guy needs to pee really badly
Omega_Lairon: Weld guys can't jump : p
Xiff_: Instructions unlcear
vk_dragontech: well at least it's pretty
Izhuark: are we Anonymous fighter play terrain ?
Alyssa_Swift: "I am Welding Mask Man, watch me run like I have to shit!"
aerobeing: Is this Scrappy Nick? Scrappy Joe's cousin?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad johnlo1Box
NimrodXIV: rocks are hard?
JoTyler: pubg
Dashiell: I love actions!
nemryn: I guess we're a spaceman?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: You're so jittery it makes me uncomfortable
Stoffern: Is this Tarkov?
NathanJay_GA: the stopping noises don't really sync with the character's feet, do they?
djalternative: so it's an empty box
Probevoyages: almost all living things except trees and grass
orbitaltuna: the region
ArcOfTheConclave: all living except grass
Gizmoloid: @FlyingWithSnakes Can't argue with that, more good movies with Brendan Fraser would be nice :)
NathanJay_GA: *stepping
DigitalSeahorse: so it's radiation
Ryavis: There seems to be lots of grass and trees. Or are they dead?
SolarBlitz1: That thumping is right in the back of my ears
Foxmar320: This sounds like many games ive seen on Steam
Rufran: so it is not the zone
NotCainNorAbel: single player pubg?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: There's danger in my region if you know what I'm saying
ClodiumSoride: @gdwarf you're probably closer that I was.
countz3r0: The Region takes place in Detroit.
Izandai: All living things, except for all these trees and shubs.
CompletelyUnsure: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:43.
Garfman314: it's a very dance-y jump
Izandai: Like, hundreds of them.
Foxmar320: Amazing
Astra7525: That read like a Tourism ad made by Aliens
ameliette: so does that mean i can pre-emptively check 'devoid of gameplay' :p
Trixalicious: All of the living things, aside from all the grass and trees...
Probevoyages: why does virus break house
ElektroTal: that is very Old Timey Boxing
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Good bye
Driosenth: meat slapping sounds
the_elkae: Much better punch than that first game
GDwarf: Those sounds sure do match those animations
Lunareclipse123: Glorious
JoTyler: ok bye
grandmaspocket: ok bye!
Solipsody: Canned goods!
parasite221: Goodbye!
TheWarbo: this punching sound is making me want to beatbox
Despoiler98: hahahahhaha
MikoKisai: sliiiiding out of your DM's
ArcOfTheConclave: Big food
DigitalSeahorse: "job's done"
kassy_13: that's one way to punch a man
RassilonDND: wow. that man had a glass jaw.
Atreides42: This is a horror game?
Foxmar320: hahaaa
lucha_libro: His people slowly need him
TheMerricat: 7 days to die - pre-alpha
TraceBullet: rock'em sock'em robot
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Ashen_Prime: Can the PiP swap sides?
Astra7525: "Come visit scenic Region. It has many actions"
BobaThaiTea: follow that body?
Solipsody: Um...
malc: O_o
ghostvalv: :)
Omega_Lairon: ZWOOP
TheOtherTrevor: Sir. Please keep your pants zipped up
countz3r0: zeeeep
red_shoes_jeff: Is that a heartbeat in the GAME, or do I need to go to the hospital?
raaabr: That uh
jesskay: zwip zwip!
viridimayai: Enemy like: Aight, I'mma head out
PandasAndPancakes: That' emormous zip
Atreides42: Thanks for the HahaSleep @think_im_safe_for_now
the_elkae: Not as good as Gangsta Sniper
JoTyler: oh you kep all your stuff in your region
kalateth: the death animation was so much better then the fight... though the greased body slide is a little disturbing
Despoiler98: Hes leading you somewhere ALex
GDwarf: Everyone knows that it is the presence of a soul that confers a coefficient of friction!
AlistairSteiner: Self-lubricating zombie
Mangledpixel: he keeps his inventory in his pants
kassy_13: does anyone have "escaping death animations"?
monakai: Lewd.
UnknownGerm: This game? Big food.
Rhynerd: That looks less like blocking with the alternate arm and just knocking on your face mask
raaabr: Is too close to the sound of pants zipping
OmnipotentTrevor: And now that I mentioned Yahtzee's games earlier, a welding mask guy showing up reminds me of the Chzo games.
hanzi_keat: is your inventory in your pants
Ukon_Cairns: bloobyF
Driosenth: They're AUTO-dimming
Simonark: The ants have him
Anaerin: Could be an auto-darkening helmet.
accountmadeforants: Could be an automatic one
PunkRockZoologist: That is the best punching animation I've ever seen.
fiftymcnasty: Or maybe its soooo bright this is how it looks with the shade down
ameliette: they're only useful for looking at an eclipse
SopranoCat: Hey Garbage Day!
RvLeshrac: You can't see yourself in this outfit?
RaemSturm: so, they are really really efficient sunglasses?
AmoriLinguae: also, welding glasses aren't necessarily rated for the sun
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's a dark game.....
dragon1472: maybe it's to suppress your super vision mutation
Izandai: Welding shades WILL NOT let you safely look directly at the Sun.
drcanonball: Oh god it has hunger and thirst
DoctorOfBeard: perhaps there is going to be an eclipse
Trixalicious: Mind the step
KevinTheShark: I recommend Welding Shades for watching Eclipses
aerobeing: @RvLeshrac anneLol
Izhuark: Is this supposed to be some sort of Dayz kind of games ?
DemoDane: LUL
Omega_Lairon: "Hold me closer tiny jukebox"
ShDragon: It's so wee!
ArcOfTheConclave: @Anaerin I wouldn't trust auto darkening for welding
Baldrash: Smol jukebox!
AwkwardBirb: A jukebox for the kids
NimrodXIV: lol
GDwarf: Two foot jukebox
DigitalSeahorse: :D
countz3r0: so smoil
FlyingWithSnakes: it's a BABY
badpandabear: Dawwww
viridimayai: This whole buidling is so small
Alyssa_Swift: A jukebox for ants
SolarBlitz1: Is it small, or are we HUGE
Rhynerd: A jukebox for children
margieargie: So cute!
NathanJay_GA: cutest jukebox ever!
hwdesperado: Juke Box? More like juice box.
the_elkae: THis is Joe's Diner isn't
Solipsody: That's one of those two jukeboxes you get from SkyMall.
InquisitorGaia: i think youre just a very large man
red_shoes_jeff: "How about a little LIGHT MUSIC?"
GDwarf: It only plays...Graham got there first
RatekStormcrow: Onyl Alvinand the Chipmunk songs in that Jukebox
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: This whole diner is so tiny
Foxmar320: Why are we so big?!
Anaerin: ArcOfTheConclave AvE tested them, and they're "Good Enough", IIRC.
Lunareclipse123: This whole place is tiny!
accountmadeforants: It's a Jukebox for us!
Stoffern: Everything is small!
the_elkae: We've been here before haven't we
ArcOfTheConclave: @Anaerin OK
Probevoyages: maybe our character is just huge
PunkRockZoologist: It's so wee.
DeafMints: Err... We're about halfway to the roof. We're massive. The town is small!
splatty1: the only food in the region is BIG FOOD and small food Kappa
Trixalicious: gotta have a strong foundation
wildpeaks: "pull your weight, literally"
FlyingWithSnakes: "no wheelchair ramps! you anna eat, you should have had working legs"
AwkwardBirb: it actually looks a bit better than Fallout, but then is worse everywhere else.
Foxmar320: :D
Ryavis: Maybe this town used to be a venice-esque area, but the water level receded.
kassy_13: what did she say?
Butternades: That sounds kinda like a crapshot
KevinTheShark: We put it Two feet off the pavement to make a sleuce ramp for our effluent
kassy_13: <3
Izandai: katesLol
NimrodXIV: HA
PandasAndPancakes: zing
GDwarf: XD
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
NathanJay_GA: lrrDARK
jesskay: a kathleen!
AwkwardBirb: I probably retract the statement soon
Butternades: “Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, four feet straight in the air”
Butternades: Yep definitely a crapshot already written
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK
kassy_13: that is a biiiig pew
Probevoyages: and then this huge church
PandasAndPancakes: That's a big lecturn
ElektroTal: what was that
djalternative claps
Izandai claps
Izhuark: That's a door XD
TraceBullet: BlessRNG BlessRNG BlessRNG BlessRNG
ameliette: and now the chuch is huge! what is scaling
UnknownGerm: the scale of this games assets are so fucky
DigitalSeahorse: huznikDab
cynimo: yeah that fits well right next to the juke box
RaemSturm: Or its just the first "screw you wheelchair guys"-restaurant
Solipsody: Did you shrink?
SleepyDeveloper: its built for Shaq?
Astra7525: DId you just speedrun a sermon
Tiber727: Don't forget how the booths were child-sized.
NimrodXIV: why is Everything scaled wrong
KevinTheShark: That's the scale of JESUS
BrindleBoar: Seems fine for giant church.
TheMerricat: scaling issuesin this game.
Angreed66: guillotine
BlightningHelix: The diner made it seem like you were a giant man, but the church is making it seem like you are tiny man
dragon1472: maybe your just really short
CompletelyUnsure: None of these assets are to scale
Stoffern: Welcome to our town, we have a tiny diner and a GIANT church
Lunareclipse123: The scale in this game
kenkopin: The pulput was the same zize
kassy_13: is this for giants?
BlightningHelix: I am so confused by the size of this game
Jwiley129: Is this a church for Giants!?
fastlane250: Scaling? What’s that?
red_shoes_jeff: Are we a child?
herph: just in case god shows up
FlyingWithSnakes: it's big enough for god to fit through
Foxmar320: Holy Spirt works out
Gizmoloid: Maybe you're playing as a child?
ameliette: ho-ho-holy crap season, right?
malc: we are tiny welder
Despoiler98: Congrats to Alex for the Great success on his Kickstarter I'm so looking forward to my copy of the graphic novel!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Giant church, tiny diner
Omega_Lairon: Everything except the diner
Izandai: EVERYTHING has the wrong dimensions!
Anaerin: A church for giANTs
SpacePotato01: yeah it's the church of giantology
Ashen_Prime: No, Nick is just a very small man.
TheMerricat: except the jukeboxes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: but the diner was really small
jesskay: the diner was small though yeah
GDwarf: Everything is so tall, except for the very tiny jukeboxen
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RaemSturm: Everything BUT the diner
Koshindan: They stretched the assets in one direction.
Duffadash: But then who was the Jukebox made for?
Bladinus: Except that jukebox
amythist: more and more I'm thinking yes it is a child
cynimo: that's because Anor Londo isn't real, it's an illusion!
Alyssa_Swift: Wait, I know what
AbyssalSnowstorm: You found Harry's home!
KevinTheShark: Maybe you shrinking after interacting with the jukebox
RvLeshrac: If you're a child, the jukebox is even more concerning
RatekStormcrow: They madi it big because of the camera
Pal_Friendpatine: I bet the dev made it this tall to accommodate the camera
constablecrab: Probably so you can see with that camera angle
RichiCrypt: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @erased_citizen
jendrek89: Thanks for the HahaSleep @erased_citizen
SachielOne: is this Slenderman's house?
Probevoyages: is this a gulliver's travels
BleedingToast: the holy spirit is one wide lad
Driosenth: Are you shrinking/scaling down?
chaostreader: Some buildings are stretched. Some are shrunk.
AwkwardBirb: so it's a Jukebox for Babies then?
TheNerdWonder: The diner was tiny
UnknownGerm: Can you maybe est your big food so that heartbeat will stop?
IsaTheEngie: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
Izandai: @Pal_Friendpatine Oh fuck I think you're right.
UnknownGerm: *eat
DruthersHaver: that was a funny falling animation
Xiff_: Man there is so much content in this game
viridimayai: Have you only encountered the one enemy?
splatty1: would that make it the swole-y spirit? Kappa
Koios7: try the car
TsialiKamala: Are you actually tiny and that jukebox was pocket-size?
red_shoes_jeff: "YER A HAIRY WIZARD! ... Wait."
SpacePotato01: get it? GIANTology? I feel so clever now
VmKid: thump thump
kassy_13: you sure SOUND injured
gnome_friend: !findquote pipe
LRRbot: Quote #2228: "Stoners get piped!" —Alex [2016-04-01]
Pal_Friendpatine: Eat some food maybe?
razorswift: Love Pipe
DoctorOfBeard: so, one enemy to date?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Please never say "love pipe" again
FoxFyr: Love pipe is a little old place where we can get together
AdmiralMemo: I love lamp
Solipsody: Love Pipe is probably my third-favourite Red Elvises Song.
viridimayai: This game has absolutely no scaling at all
coelopteryx: i remember when the 2017 eclipse was coming up, the info re: using welding eyewear was you need a 14 (i think? double check) or higher level of... shadening. the welding goggles i got in 2007 cuz i thought they looked neat came with like, level 6, i had to special order darker ones & forgot to bring 'em with me to the eclipse anyway
SquareDotCube: Love pipe, baby love pipe
DigitalSeahorse: love pipe, but I had to let that sub run out
SolarBlitz1: Who's been loving me pipe?!
Jwiley129: this another crapshot?
Ashen_Prime: Is this yet another Crapshot?
KevinTheShark: Noone in Britain talks like that any more
DruthersHaver: tiny fire hydrant!
InquisitorGaia: what is with the size of these assets
ameliette: 'i love pipes' sure has been read as euphemism by someone
VmKid: Fortnite is a lot crappier than I remember
chaostreader: I think you took fall damage from falling from the second floor to the first.
NimrodXIV: this is a great Crapshoot day
Despoiler98: legs are just shattered
gsyhiap: miiliLove |
flatluigi: oh the health is behind alex
Foxmar320: lol
BrindleBoar: nice
malc: HA
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Actually yeah, lovepipe crapshot when
Trixalicious: You did jump out of a two storey building.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Izandai: YES
AlistairSteiner: WAIT
Despoiler98: HAHAHAH
Foxmar320: Sure thats how you door
Izandai: 10/10
VmKid: Some
BaronVonPoppinOff: breech
Porsgaard81: What *is* the point of this game!?
grandmaspocket: huge doors
AlistairSteiner: Look at the mailbox outside
tidehollowcat: We're definitely a child
Gizmoloid: Great consistency of assets on display lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR_SA
cynimo: knock knock!
RaemSturm: Died
gsyhiap: LUL
SolarBlitz1: Dad's home, get me pipe!
jesskay: Died
TraceBullet: ded
IsaTheEngie: oh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheAinMAP: What?!
djalternative: you ARE a child!
ghostvalv: :O
codl_: LUL
Despoiler98: DED
Foxmar320: Perfect
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
couldntpickausername: we are so short
Xiff_: Gottem
TheMerricat: I can't fall 3 feet but I can kick open doors.
ImmortalLen: Damn vargrent
constablecrab: RIP
embyrr922: died
SacrificialToast: Always check your corners.
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
viridimayai: That actually startled me
red_shoes_jeff: Apparently, we are some sort of super-strong, osteoporosis-ridden child.
aerobeing: katesLol
RendezVoodoo: welcome home
TraceBullet: slytqRIP
SopranoCat: Okay, seriously, either you're playing a child or the game is set in a land of giants. Or architects with perspective problems
KevinTheShark: At least there's no stamina
VmKid: the system is down
Probevoyages: he fights like a child controlling an action figure
34Witches: That punch animation
Boi_Ginny: Rock 'Em and Sock 'Em
DruthersHaver: Big Food
flatluigi: big food
jesskay: press F to Big Food
Despoiler98: this one isnt sliding away
PenultiN00b: #bigfood
accountmadeforants: I'm still not sure whether the trees count as "Stock Engine Props"
DiscordianTokkan: Big Food for a Big Mood
Malacorath: +5/+5
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Big food for me love pipe
Solipsody: You guys are clearly in the pocket of Big Food.
NathanJay_GA: do we fits?
0x6772: Sombody lowered the diner.
Jwiley129: "You're just in the pocket of Big Food!"
coelopteryx: i'm here for hashtag big food
AlistairSteiner: An actual diner you can get in
Lucidmooselid: Punch the beans right out of his faaace!!
Koshindan: Little Diner, Big Food
viridimayai: This is literally the same diner, just bigger in scale
malc: wow
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constablecrab: Did the garbage can lid move?
Boi_Ginny: Come on down to Big Food Diner
persistentpetitioners: oko's secret +3: make a big food
Foxmar320: We can farm the zombo now
Garfman314: is there only the one?
aerobeing: It's the Gravity diner.
Probevoyages: big food but small pixel
KevinTheShark: Oooooh spawn farming
flatluigi: gotta turn on aoe looting
FlyingWithSnakes: this place isn't full of zombies it's just that guy
herph: every time he punches it seems like he's checking the volume in his headphones
DruthersHaver: damn he's haulin' ass
Foxmar320: Road Trip!
ShDragon: A map wouldn't be IMMERSIVE Graham
quasi79fu: oh I caught a live stream? I usually watch u guys on youtube this was a fluke
dragon1472: is this a giant map or is it proceedurally generating things?
34Witches: Wait, are we wearing a welding mask?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: We forest gump now
coelopteryx: it is a road that you go... when you drive
Xiff_: Different town, same Region though
NathanJay_GA: that's a crapshot idea
kalateth: whats the way to MadMax town?
wildpeaks: Geoguessr looks different today
DoctorOfBeard: "I'm looking for the region"
DigitalSeahorse: Desert Run hidden40Derp
Lucidmooselid: @quasi79fu HEY FRIEND
MoThugly: so what game is this?
monakai: We can hustle.
Koshindan: There's no such things as maps in real life.
NathanJay_GA: "I'm in the wrong apocalypse"
BrindleBoar: if the sun is directly overhead, why are the shadows so long?
NotCainNorAbel: which explains the shadows being so long
gsyhiap: directly overhead, despite the long shadows
Anaerin: The sun is directly overhead. Unlike all the shadows.
TheMerricat: @MoThugly "The Region"
Driosenth: cheer100 pick a random direction and find the sub-ocean!
AwkwardBirb: I was thinking of that too
Aylig: I haven't caught a Watch+Play in forever, this is a good day.
aerobeing: I just realized. Our character might have the same issue Riddick has with his eyes. Ultrasensitivity?
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Foxmar320: shhhhhh its fine G
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MoThugly: @TheMerricat thanks
AdmiralMemo: Pew Pews
quasi79fu: Urr Afk and Betrayal Legacy are amazing
PenultiN00b: Thanks for the HahaThink @dusk_shine
blackwlf: Hey, I recognize that church from 7 Days to Die.
coelopteryx: the shadows being like this when the sun is directly overhead is also a similar yet different variety of darksided
DiscordianTokkan: #bigfoodbigmood
TraceBullet: DrinkPurple
wildpeaks: Holy Water energy drink
NathanJay_GA: mmm, have a hot bull
coelopteryx: gesundheit
TheMerricat: From one of the reviews " Running animations are garbage, with loud footsteps everytime you move around - The world is completely empty, just 2 small towns, 1 gas stations (that you can't even enter) and 1 completely failed attempt of a military spot."
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eddieatthegov: so wait, the garbage game is more real than Shinmue?
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Gascitygaming: have we seen any small, or eve 'regular' food?
Roadhog123: What is that pylon connected to?
Duffadash: Big Food isn't real, it's a cryptid
eye_h_bar: I don't know if I would trust a glowing energy drink
aWabbajack: is this PUB-G?
VTMonster: nice punch animation
ritchards: some night
kassy_13: yessssssss
Omega_Lairon: It's the big finale!
chaostreader: Your a slave to Big Food.
Foxmar320: Looking forward to that stream
Despoiler98: oooooooh the final chapter!
SplittingImage77: Energy drinks so you don’t fall asleep during mass
gsyhiap: ah, Zombo com. There's a blast from the past
Jwiley129: "I always knew you were in the pocket of 'Big Food'! Just like everyone else!"
TheThromborax: "F Energy Drink" is frankly the tamest of the sex-themed energy drink names
Ashen_Prime: What... what possible reason would anyone have had for building a church there? There's no other anything around.
MoThugly: zombochombo... didnt they do that song tub thump?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooooh, sounds great
kassy_13: i will watch on yt!
GDwarf: Trip the haunt one round before the game starts
DoctorOfBeard: 9 hours later...
Nisas: big food, big door, tiny jukebox
KevinTheShark: It's statistically likely!
AmoriLinguae: tomorrow night: the longest game
Mangledpixel: The Lame Gong, I mean, The Long Game
Avet24222: I can't wait to binge watch all of betrayal legacy in one sitting
Kramburger: I hope to God Cam finally finds some peace
Solipsody: I feel like this region was pretty dead even before the apocalypse. Definitely drive-straight-through territory.
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun Do the shadows wobble when you turn or are they just flickering?
korvys: Maybe Cam will immediately betray you, and be sad with himself.
Arikell: The suprise las t time at achieving a reasonably sized house was great
norivia: wow this no-HUD mod for pubg looks.... not great
kassy_13: dysentery?
Foxmar320: Ive had it before. It does suck
AlistairSteiner: As long as you're not driving, Alex
countz3r0: Road Quest: Fury Road
drcanonball: heat stroke SUCKS
sgian_dubh85: I've been loving Road Quest. What are the plans for the next season?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm going to miss ~50 mins, because of the Starred Wars, so I will hungrily watch the VOD during breaks to see reactions to the opening campaign cards for the next chapter
accountmadeforants: Heat stroke is SEVERE
ritchards: Hi Cori!
eddieatthegov: heat stroke (shudders)
quasi79fu: Pleae no more cam as traitor ROFLMAo
19will97: I would love to watch betrayal legacy, but I need to play mine first
flatluigi: bye cori
korvys: Also, a lot of it is on fire
SolarBlitz1: lrrCORI
Omega_Lairon: It's Summer *and* everything's on fire. Yaaaay?
Kramburger: Hey! We have air con now!
Lunareclipse123: Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion? They are distinct things
JohnLockeCole: I have had Heat Exhaustion, but never quite heatstroke
Foxmar320: :(
walkwithoutrhythm: Any idea what the next legacy game's gonna be? I know you get a ton of games suggestions but Gloomhaven has been way more fun than it has any right to be
wildpeaks: as if there weren't enough things trying to kill you in Australia, here's some heat as well
DoctorOfBeard: make cori come back and say Melbourne properly!!!!
egyptcraze: hey graham, whats next on long game after house betrayal?
Koshindan: Did she have heatstroke too?
Skajetolaf: So what are the chances for a second season of Road Quest?
Crad0k: i was once literally bleeding from the ear and my taxi driver wouldn't stop talking
Lucidmooselid: Come to the uk for roadquest 3 Quantum bugalow
Angreed66: I wouldn't call that a hint
Kramburger: We haven't hit Peak summer yet, either
PunkRockZoologist: Yup. It was 41 yesterday and will be 43 tomorrow.
VmKid: I once had a Lyft driver try to sell me on his BRAND NEW social network idea.
dragon1472: so not at all unlike his wife
monakai: And Graham the Lyft driver have been married ever since.
drcanonball: Where does this road end
GDwarf: The fundamental division of people: Those who feel a taxi ride is terrible if they aren't talking to their driver the whole way, and those who cannot stand it.
Foxmar320: Sounds like most of my family actually
drcanonball: silent hill?
Jeezy56: such well maintained roads in the apocalypse
TraceBullet: is this the sequel to desert bus?
Omega_Lairon: I want one of 2 things outta my Uber/Lyft guy: dead silence or prfound, life changing wisdom. No inbetween
nuninman: the endless road
gelatosquid: when I lived in Australia there were days school was cancelled because it was too hot
coelopteryx: tell their life stories unprompted to a captive audience, even
F1SHOR: it was suppposed to hit 47 today so im glad its cooled to only 43
Lucidmooselid: bwahhahahah
CompletelyUnsure: The "quiet driver" Uber option has been a godsend
muondecay: What happenins in vegas, I guess?
northos: no one tell Kathleen :P
quasi79fu: why doesnt he have a vehicle? why is he running?
Kramburger: That Lyft Driver's name? Kathleen.
fastlane250: My parents were there last week, they can vouch for its weirdness.
DigitalSeahorse: Kathleen: "Um WHAT?"
eddieatthegov: take the long road and walk it
Ashen_Prime: I mean, it's Vegas. There are drive-through marriage options.
SolarBlitz1: Ah, so it's Bind On Pickup
PenultiN00b: Make Relationship, you both get Double Strike
TsialiKamala: Took a Lyft ride, yada yada, got married :-D
SleepyDeveloper: #TheRoadToSubOcean
jadedcynic: Oh wow, that is a BAD driver :P First rule: If the fare wants to talk, sure, talk. But if they do NOT want to talk, keep mum; no worries. (Drove someone for an hour and a half to a neighouring town; apart from initial pleastantries, he didn't wanna talk, and I was fine with that.
iconicshadow89: I went to Vegas last month and went to the Atomic Testing Museum because it was in the GVLOG
TehAmelie: whosoever pulleth this man from the lyft shall be king of the gig economy
Kramburger: HHH once took advantage of a drive through vegas wedding
thephyrexianeggroll: I had an Uber driver tell me about black magic and the Freemasons the entire ride
Lucidmooselid: i like music chats in cabs
Kramburger: That may have been a poor choice of words, on reflection
aWabbajack: Uber DJ Driver?
Pal_Friendpatine: Wasn’t the rule: sit in front if you want to chat. Sit in back if you want to ride quiet?
SquareDotCube: It's not a Lyft, it's a Hytch
aWabbajack: here's my mix tape
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Isn't that why you stream?
Omega_Lairon: (gets in Uber) So, do you love Jesus? (gets out of Uber)
NightValien28: ya don't say streamer
Jwiley129: I did consider going to an open mic night after driving for Uber for a year
RetroHibiscus: emphasis on captive
thephyrexianeggroll: I was incredibly uncomfortable
blackwlf: That's why I wear headphones.
Vyous: I've had some drivers like that, but some who just want to be quiet and drive.
Atreides42: Most Lyft rides I've taken my driver stays quiet. Those drivers get 5 stars.
Solipsody: Well, Alex, they don't become drivers because they're so welcome in other workplaces.
aerobeing: @thephyrexianeggroll Beej?
razorswift: now you're giant in this house
wildpeaks: because it creates a bond and makes people give bigger tips
drcanonball: i always hive 5 stars if my uber driver is silent for the entire joyrney
Lunareclipse123: Good lord... is this building appropriately scaled?!
RaemonDamon: I imagine it just gets so unimaginably dull driving people after awhile
F1SHOR: looking at these houses reminds me of pubg
34Witches: Gun!
TsialiKamala: Worst thing ever: Uber driver hitting on you in a language you only half understand -.-
DruthersHaver: pistolsmen
gawag_: why are we 7 ft tall tho
ameliette: that is such a weird shaped house
DoctorOfBeard: wait, this house is to scale
Anaerin: Customer review: Driver tried to sell Amway for the entire trip. Child locks were on, so I couldn't get out.
the_elkae: It's all fun and games until they're hitting on you and you're on the highway and can't get out :/
Foxmar320: hahaaa
KevinTheShark: "I will give you a $20 tip to stop talking"
aWabbajack: gun too big
DruthersHaver: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Stance to thicc
quasi79fu: OMG LOL
malc: perfect game
aWabbajack: almost like spoon ?
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun not really. maybe SOME do, but as I said, I'm like most cabbies around here and we just filter the 'conversation-level' to what the fare wants :D
Iceberg_Man: lmao
dragon1472: escape
kassy_13: phased through the air
DigitalSeahorse: here in Toronto they put signs on seatback telling you that they have option to request quiet ride with no music or talking
kalateth: well this isn't America
Trixalicious: I notice this apocalypse also seemed to remove all the furniture
gawag_: we are like 1.2x the height a character should be
Omega_Lairon: Buildings in this game bein' like:
Skajetolaf: @F1SHOR It seems like this is inspired by PUBG or Day-Z so that makes sense.
jadedcynic: 'other' views
Foxmar320: Nice wall
quasi79fu: why was that post levitating?
drcanonball: How does this have multiplayer
Kramburger: A lot of games with no music today
QmonsterGames: Hallo fronds o7
offbeatwitch: yeah that sounds like seattle
MoThugly: "I agree angrily with you."
ghostvalv: that is some g
ShDragon: Look at all this *content*
AlistairSteiner: Do you have any BULLATZ, though?
Porsgaard81: Is this game even pretty to look at?
wildpeaks: dentists asking question when you can't reply, the classic
TheWarbo: that SMG was Extremely Bright
KevinTheShark: That zip is just really jarring
quasi79fu: coffesional not open
Angreed66: Sometimes go to far towards the past ideas that it becomes impossible to not be angry
ameliette: how do you get from dentist to turkish delight??? :D
jadedcynic: alex, would a Big Turk bar do?
Kramburger: I stopped going to a dentist for 10 years because I couldn't deal with how he spoke to me, until my wife bullied me into going to her, much more chill, dentist
Anaerin: Customer review: Driver tried to sell Amway for the entire trip. Child locks were on, so I couldn't get out. I now own a franchise myself. Send help.
virre_: I wish my dentist visits would be like that but my teeth are horrible
eddieatthegov: Alex the lion the glitch in the wardrobe
Duffadash: Really captivating gameplay in this one
Koshindan: There would be a lot more trash.
aWabbajack: almost like Man Standing
blip2004: turns out most people with very strong political views are shitheads
Malacorath: @ameliette it was a C.S.Lewis thing
quasi79fu: giants lived there
aWabbajack: gong by the trailer
ClodiumSoride: Is the building from the Glass Staircase?
kassy_13: the dentist dropped something down the back of my throat once and i just froze until she got it out, and she was like "i've legit never had a patient like that, usually they'd be choking"
codl_: multiplayer seems like the only way to play this game considering how nothing is happening otherwise
aWabbajack: going*
DiscordianTokkan: Doors mutate like heck
razorswift: huuuuuge doors
TheWarbo: Yeah I feel like I would do that in the dentist except I reflexively want to answer when you ask a question.
VTMonster: Mutant doors
r_craddz: Is this PUBG single player? :D
TemporallyAwry: Mutant Buildings - they just keep growing.
Nisas: they need bigger doors to accomodate nuclear mutants
ShDragon: It looks like the house has just been scaled vertically.
SquareDotCube: M1911 and Grease Gun... is this 1940s post-apoc?
QmonsterGames: So, are you saying the post-apocalypse is light on content?
IncredibleFrown: we saw the house for dwarves and now here's the house for giants
PandasAndPancakes: The buildings mutated
ClodiumSoride: Yes, it is!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad sergePride_SG voxlunRad johnlo1Box
Dusk_Shine: This kills the Alex
NekaanUjCake: It takes time to set in
UnknownGerm: this kills this the Alex
korvys: Well yeah, cause that was before the radiation, GRAHAM
SpacePotato01: I think it's just that radiation causes you to shrink
VmKid: Real Big Doors
drcanonball: Home grown doors
EveningStarComposition: It's like everything in this house is just huge
aerobeing: Can fucked up perspective be one of the side effects of radiation?
razorswift: it's an SCP, where the doors just get bigger
SolarBlitz1: Big doors for the Big mood
monakai: Tiny jukeboxes, huge doors, complete apocalypse.
aWabbajack: doors for ants and doors for giants
Camail: we got BIG doors in the exclusion zone!
Solipsody: People wouldn't have believed it if the doors were life-sized.
ClodiumSoride: It's the building from the Glass Staircase! It was on Let's Nope!
KevinTheShark: Well they just thought noone would believe the real doors
persistentpetitioners: the sequel to big food: big doors
Ilecto: you have med packs
aWabbajack: but no doors for giant ants
DruthersHaver: same
Saunabath: I mean, Godzilla grows so big because of radiation
Wikt: Irradiated Furnituuuuuuure
herph: eat the Big Food
quasi79fu: fall damage you have weak ankles apprently
erfunk: Accurate
Porsgaard81: Can you eat food? @LoadingReadyRun
flatluigi: i think this game has nothing
Malacorath: @jadedcynic to be fair I am actually like that, because I'm fed up with assholes willfully choosing not to haveempathy
FlyingWithSnakes: "chernobyl" is Ukranian for "massive door"
Camail: ask the monolith for some BIG doors
Alness49: Graham, it would be irresponsable for Actors to be working near such big doors unprotected!
Lucidmooselid: This game is so boring it has only slightly more action than pubg
AbyssalSnowstorm: This game is so weird with its huge doors and tiny jukeboxes.
AlistairSteiner: EAT the medpack
jadedcynic: Actually I've encountered a few passengers with that - most of the time you get.....vociferous *conservative* views, but every once in a blue moon, you run across a 'militant liberal' ;)
red_shoes_jeff: I'm guessing that before the bombs fell, this town had a THRIVING cathedral door industry.
v_nome: This game has very confusing scale all around
Iceberg_Man: wait, you're too tall for the stairs, but too small for the doors?
TheWarbo: cheer100 ZZZZZZZZZIP
korvys: Maybe the injuries are actually hunger?
Duffadash: what were those other stat bars?
Zalthia: Either you are tiny or this house is very big
drcanonball: so wheres the horror?
wildpeaks: talking of that, did you try Chernobylite ? their 3D model of the power plant has the new sarcophagus
Solipsody: @drcanonball This goes on forever.
Trixalicious: this feels a little like a multiplayer game, but with no people
Euripades: the doors are big so the camera doesn't clip.....
Lucidmooselid: Yeah Graham wheres the horror?????
MoThugly: im guessing this is "early access" or is in "beta"
coelopteryx: that shot from inside the tractor is so good
TheNerdWonder: Hwind?
TheThromborax: GRAHAM, you should totally make a commercial for Dave's Discount Unity Asset Warehouse and Cheese Barn. "Big Doors! Bigger Cheese! The cheese will not fit through the doors!"
jadedcynic: @Malacorath good; we DO need more of this - we Lefties are always just getting steamrollered by right-wingers :P
Probevoyages: @blip2004 Most people whose political opinion is "people with political opinions are bad" don't realize that's a political opinion
ameliette: bees, episode 2!
Driosenth: graham. will we get a vlog of the production vehicle once Road Quest is over?
quasi79fu: so are the buildings the enemy of this game or is it boredom?
QmonsterGames: Indoor tree?
Zalthia: You know what would be a cool horror game? If you were a small creature surrounded by kaiju that are just going through their day
monakai: And then the bees attacked.
malc: turns out it was just a swarm of Beej
Izhuark: This game is just empty
Ristow: wind made of bees? sounds awful
Porsgaard81: A tree in church?!
aWabbajack: good home defense is having the wind make bee sounds for you!
NightValien28: here the wind going through the window sounds like someone whistling
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Punch a tree?
Penthesilea180: That tractor shot was very good
Omega_Lairon: Core Gamers love crafting systems
Telnaior: I'm calling this one "devoid of gameplay"
TraceBullet: Temerat
flatluigi: ah, temperat
aWabbajack: Warning: WASPS!
blackice779: hello LRR, hows the weather?
DigitalSeahorse: that'd drive ya nuts voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
Foxmar320: We have found nothing to craft with. This game is just walk around simulator
Koshindan: Put big food into cocacola to make mush?
Drummi_: So where is the game? what is the objective?
Probevoyages: a deadly beej weapon
TheWarbo: yeah like what is...our goal
Stripe_dog: Are there other menus?
ghostvalv: gun + smg = super gat?
herph: combine the guns
aWabbajack: octoNut1 octoNut2
DoctorOfBeard: survive Alex
the_elkae: Temperat is east of Pripyat
KevinTheShark: But wait. You might run into OTHER PLAYERS
badpandabear: Apocalypse must have been a while ago for that tree to grow
UnboundLaconicity: Have you tried punching a tree?
Trixalicious: if that's our body temperature... we should not be alive
sgian_dubh85: Road Quest has been amazing, the production quality is amazing. I specially like all the drone shots following the cars overhead.
virre_: this real walking sim
Zalthia: @probevoyages Beej. My god.
coelopteryx: for some reason i suddenly want garlic bread from a pizzeria. apropos of absolutely nothing going on anywhere on stream or in meatspace
dragon1472: wait, you never shot hte gun
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: YAS
Foxmar320: Yessss
Despoiler98: YES
NightValien28: oh no
shamblingkrenshar: OH NO
quasi79fu: OOOH
Kramburger: YES
Lunareclipse123: :O
blackice779: oh nooooooooo
Telnaior: oh no
egyptcraze: he graham, do you know what youre playing after betrayal at the house on the hill?
Lucidmooselid: Oh i see the horror is that it was a race of super tall mutants
AlistairSteiner: Oh dear
rustenskurk: Creature racing?
Izhuark: Ohh Yes !
MostCallMe__Tim: If I were rich, I'd buy you a QWRPline mobile broadcast van for RQ2
Omega_Lairon: 2oo Race?
TehAmelie: sir, you are being pusued
wrathofwood: this looks good
Lunareclipse123: ZOO RACE AGAIN?!
monakai: Roots, baby!
AbyssalSnowstorm: oh... oh nooooo
jadedcynic: G* - do NOT joke about that....
TehAmelie: pursued even
quasi79fu: this looks hilarious
kassy_13: !findquote hannah
LRRbot: Quote #1355: "Come on, Hannah, let's race! You and me, let's race! Let's have some fun! Just around the library! Hehe! I'll race you, Hannah!" —Rueben
DiscordianTokkan: Primal Fursuit Vehicle
splatty1: is this need for speed hot pursuit, but zoo race?
Probevoyages: Two Race?
red_shoes_jeff: I'm a wildebeest NOOOW.
shamblingkrenshar: Zoo Race is seared into my brain
Foxmar320: wow
xenagosthesatyr: zoo race. but atheist?
Ristow: Zoo Race, maybe all-time best Watch and Play game, top like 5 at least
Omega_Lairon: Oh we gotta be the turtle : p
wrathofwood: pick mammoth
ButterBall000: I still love Cam's reaction to that game.
ameliette: that's some intense music
Despoiler98: a baboon
herph: lizard
jadedcynic: BEARS.
Koshindan: Baboon!
virre_: so 6 year olds
NazakYuzak: lizard!
flatluigi: is this a zoo race remake
MehallD: Clearly I am the Walrus
aWabbajack: my clan is Unlock
ClodiumSoride: Frilled lizard, go!
MehallD: coo-coo-chakew
AdmiralMemo: HELLO
rustenskurk: Walrus!
aWabbajack: Unlock Clan..roll out!
Telnaior: emus!
quasi79fu: have you seen the hide n seek game where one player is a bear hunting the other human players
Penthesilea180: The cow goes...MOO
jadedcynic: "Bear go to moon? BEAR GO TO MOON!" (in russian accent)
Lunareclipse123: We L5R now bois!
Omega_Lairon: This BGM is very "Crash Bandicoot meets FF12"
Kramburger: He... so BIG
TehAmelie: it was made by someone who grew up with a Noah's Ark picture book for their only entertainment
GDwarf: So far this seems not-terrible, we'll see if that lasts
DiscordianTokkan: HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight I guess we're elephants now
shamblingkrenshar: Zoo Race was so transfixing that at some point a large chunk of the Moonbase joined in. Go watch the vod if you haven't seen it.
FlyingWithSnakes: I'm a Mammoth now!
Koshindan: This game has features.
Despoiler98: lives?
DoctorOfBeard: did someone try to make the game from tier zoo?
PandasAndPancakes: wait, mushroom Kingdom?
Foxmar320: This is gonna be amazing
AdmiralMemo: Mammoths in Australia
TheWarbo: Ferny Trail
Ilecto: going to australia but not picking the emu
jadedcynic: @quasi79fu I've seen the shark version of that
Lucidmooselid: Zoo race ftw
Telnaior: hahahahaha
TheWarbo: Ferny. Trail.
Boi_Ginny: I'm a mammoth now!
DiscordianTokkan: The Absolute UNIT Walrus
FinnKaenbyou: Speed: Easy
eye_h_bar: This is so weird
Stripe_dog: That walrus is FUCKED
AdmiralMemo: Wut
erfunk: @loadingreadyrun Who from LRR and LRR-adjacent folks is coming to Portland this weekend? And does customs forbid you from importing bees?
DruthersHaver: C O I N S
BaronVonPoppinOff: gotta beat the walrus
Koshindan: Wait, neolithic human animal racing. Neat.
jadedcynic: the animal is a mount
aWabbajack: Emu?
drcanonball: Can you drift?
sgian_dubh85: knock off mario cart.
Foxmar320: omg it really is Zoo Race 2
BrindleBoar: GAS GAS GAS
GDwarf: Those animations are not scaled properly
coelopteryx: that massive lizard is the coolest thing, i want one
thepirateofthesea: This is amazing
Lucidmooselid: oh this is good
constablecrab: My money's on the walrus
accountmadeforants: Yeah, seems everyone has a vestigial human
rustenskurk: At least they didn't go for dinosaurs
Penthesilea180: At least you didn't pick the walrus. That one makes no sense.
shamblingkrenshar: My money is on the emu
Solipsody: Judging from that walk, the racial abiltiy of the mammoth is taking a dump.
Despoiler98: I bet on the Ostrich
quasi79fu: that lizard is cool
CranstonSnord: I can't bear to watch
NazakYuzak: okay not gonna lie, this actually looks kind of fun lol
Izhuark: This is just mario kart
wrathofwood: drafting lol
Anaerin: Literal actual Mario Kart clone.
jadedcynic: this is totall podracing ;)
Stripe_dog: I'm here for the lizard.
Lucidmooselid: i want to play
Foxmar320: Wat
AdmiralMemo: You DIED
virre_: this seems to be mainly an online game based on this beeing bots
Omega_Lairon: Yeah, no, this actually looks kinda rad
BrowneePoints: Um....what is that running animation....
flatluigi: yeah this looks fine
MikoKisai: this seems reasonably well made, tbh
UponMyOath: Deja vu
malc: You became extinct.
ameliette: 'neolithic human animal racing'? absolutely scientific zoo race :D
TheOtherTrevor: You went extinct
Zalthia: Huh
Probevoyages: mammoths are the SUV of animals, and the former should be just as extinct
korvys: Hit by a green shell, I guess
aWabbajack: the ice age is back baby!
KevinTheShark: There s some interesting mechanics if it would only explain them
gsyhiap: ok, so far this doesn't look terrible
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying
Malacorath: zoo race,for athiest
MoThugly: the Mammoth's racial ability to to drop a massive "oil slick"
quasi79fu: bananas ar ebad ?
Solipsody: So this is just better Zoo Race. Cool.
AdmiralMemo: @virre_ That checks off my "Empty Multiplayer Servers" bingo
quasi79fu: LOL
Lucidmooselid: hahaha athiest race
edgeyberzerker: Doesn't have a great soundtrack like that Race me Hannah game
Diabore: right click?
the_elkae: Mario Kart, for atheists Kappa
Kramburger: If you hit right bumper as you go over a jump, do you get a minor speed bost?
GDwarf: Everyone knows you run fastest on ice
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DruthersHaver: so the Ice Age franchise + Mario Kart
Koshindan: Neolithic particle shield.
korvys: Can you drift a mammoth?
Nisas: the shield doesn't even cover his body
Sly_chocobo: I mean this doesnt .. seem? awful?
virre_: AdmiralMemo There was an online option but it was not this mode. But I assume they are empty
TheSilentTempest: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @clevercrumbish
flatluigi: the bubble has a hole for the mammoth butt
TehAmelie: a racing game where you have to shoot out speed boosters in front of yourself could be sweet
the_elkae: Your mammoth ass doesn't fit in the shield
Foxmar320: We are not last :P
Juliamon: Okay, yeah, this is actually kinda sweet
quasi79fu: alex went extinct
DigitalSeahorse: this is Mamoth Speed Racer
Goorguy: I always catch this show in the middle and I never have any idea whats going on
TsialiKamala: @the_elkae Wait, is Mario Kart a religion? xD
Ristow: really want to know what the hardest difficulty looks like if this is the easiest
Izhuark: I think coins make you faster like in mario kart
SquareDotCube: This sort of reminds me of Cro-Mag Rally
IncredibleFrown: someday, when you are older
Lucidmooselid: pic a different race
persistentpetitioners: @goorguy context doesn't help
GDwarf: Do we get to see Noah dance, now?
the_elkae: @TsialiKamala And Waluigi is the antichrist? D:
Saunabath: Red Dead Redemption Online racing mode
DruthersHaver: are the controls ok? shitty?
jadedcynic: oh that's hwat happened - the other person 'died' and you passed them while they were respawning
splatty1: Is this basically diddy kong racing?
Lucidmooselid: a different animal
Invitare: is that a high speed walrus?
Despoiler98: sideswipe that lizard!
ameliette: is that lightsaber noices?
lighting_bolt_123: this game is actually really good
AlistairSteiner: I guess clicking doesn't do the ability?
aitsu100: that lizard has such a great run
the_elkae: That a was chain chomp I guess
Nisas: does the circle meter do something?
KevinTheShark: *speed racer theme plays*
Despoiler98: Hes punching you with more yaks
drcanonball: space maybe
GDwarf: If this plays by Mario Kart rules then the more coins you have, the higher your top speed is
tidehollowcat: @LoadingReadyRun have you heard of the board game Ogre? If so, would you consider playing it on AFK?
AwkwardBirb: are the people on top of the animals really necessary at this point? This would be so much better if they weren't there.
Foxmar320: How do we anything
IsaTheEngie: muffled running in the 90s in the distance
Stripe_dog: Space?
Lucidmooselid: i didnt see the little riders till now
codl_: ???
Stripe_dog: Z?
Thatwasademo: is this zoo race 2
Izhuark: yeah space might be the one.
the_elkae: No shield for ass!
DoctorOfBeard: and in the game?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm Doodles. Nice to meet you, Confused.
Telnaior: that shield does not quite protect you
Stripe_dog: ALright first guess.
brainbosh: Are the coins like sonic rings?
Zaraka00: I think the coins are health?
Anaerin: You have Nitro?
Stripe_dog: This elephant has nitro
the_elkae: Run over the lizard!
Foxmar320: Ouch
Despoiler98: IMPALED
Telnaior: YOU DIED!
Omega_Lairon: Brutal
thefinalkill123: It put you closer to the finish line! Skip discovered
DruthersHaver: lol at not being in last place after all of that
malc: at least BOT Tom is still bottom
AwkwardBirb: now I just want to play Crash Team Racing
jadedcynic: yeah O.G.R.E. is like a classic 'tabletop WARGAME' - a LOT of setting up of units. Try a round of Terrible Swift Sword - it only takes 6-8hrs to play a round ;)
Lucidmooselid: Nitro fart is every elephants special i guess LUL LUL LUL
Nisas: it's just a sprint meter
aerobeing: At least this game is honest about you playing with bots.
Despoiler98: WAlrus JUMNP
Foxmar320: I think you launched it by charging into it
Invitare: no, all walrus are capable of that
fastlane250: this latest Ice Age sequel is fuckin weird
JelloOneK: I just joined. What.. What am I watching?
Invitare: they just prefer not to usually
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kusinohki: I step away for a moment and we're now 'epic dumpster bear, but first person race?'
KevinTheShark: Aahhhh the classic rivalry. Walrus versus Mammoth
jadedcynic: (TSS is a grand-strategic level game that covers the whole of the American Civil War)
Lucidmooselid: now you got boost this is fair
Kramburger: Can't climb Uluru anymore so I bloody hope not
Despoiler98: that Emu is HAULING
eye_h_bar: This seems kind of awesome
SacrificialToast: seems like you lose speed if you bottom the sprint out
AwkwardBirb: is there drifting around corners in this game?
fastlane250: Occasional collision
Koshindan: I wanna see a mammoth drift.
erfunk: @loadingreadyrun Have you heard much about the Tails of Equestria MLP rpg? There's a bunch of kids in my life who are getting close to old enough.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Multi-tusk drifting!
Thatwasademo: huh, looks like coins replenish sprint
PunkRockZoologist: Very not Uluru.
AdmiralMemo: !codefall 3
AdmiralMemo: Oops
KevinTheShark: So when do we activate the mammoths Bankai?
Foxmar320: Yeah you drop them when you get hit
kenkopin: Weapoized bezoars.
Nisas: I think the coins are like diddy kong racing, increase max speed
Masslost: that tail looks very very very wrong
Zappeljakob: are there people sitting on those animals? o.O
RedRaptor: !uptime
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AdmiralMemo: ?codefall 3
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Thatwasademo: this game seems sorta competent