Thatwasademo: when you would draw a card from an empty deck, you instead shuffle your discard pile into your deck then draw a card
Thatwasademo: other interactions with top of deck don't do that
Izhuark: So technically ben don't win on the spot here
Pal_Friendpatine: Top of his next turn if Cori can’t take away his amber @izhuark
Thatwasademo: Cori has a chance to somehow remove 1 aember from Ben's identity card here
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did ben gain the amber for the sloppy labwork?
Thatwasademo: yes
DiscordianTokkan: He did, Yep
Izhuark: @Pal_Friendpatine Yeah but she can, that's what i meant.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: this is what I get for half watching
Pnoy__: you have the mars guy on board
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah cool @izhuark
Izhuark: You can reap cori
Thatwasademo: reap?
Thatwasademo: cool good
LRRbot: Destroy Them All! [Mars] | Action | Play: Destroy an artifact, a creature, / and an upgrade.
korvys: !card Casualties of Ware
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
korvys: !card Casualties of War
LRRbot: Casualties of War [2BBGG] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Destroy target land. / • Destroy target planeswalker.
LRRbot: Mars First [Mars—1<A>] | Action | Play: Ready and use a friendly Mars creature.
djalternative: could cori not have reaped the brain thing to get her 6th amber?
Izhuark: !kf gate
LRRbot: Did you mean: Gateway to Dis; Gatekeeper; Unlocked Gateway; City Gates
Thatwasademo: wrong house, unfortunately
Arcticblast324: that's a lot of amber
djalternative: oh. dang
BigScaryDave: How are the new houses?
LRRbot: Archimedes [Logos] | Creature — Cyborg • Beast [2] | Elusive. (The first time this creature is attacked each turn, no damage is dealt.) / Each of Archimedes’s neighbors gains, “Destroyed: Archive this creature.”
1StarPeeps5starGames: no they are Ao
LRRbot: Dysania [Logos] | Creature — Mutant [4] | Play: Your opponent discards each of their archived cards. You gain 1A for each card discarded this way.
1StarPeeps5starGames: A decks
LRRbot: Key Charge [Untamed] | Action | Play: Lose 1A. If you do, you may forge a key at current cost.
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Izhuark: GG !
Pal_Friendpatine: GG that was cool
DiscordianTokkan: This game is pretty cool
djalternative: those were some spice decks
Thatwasademo: that was a blast, thanks
buffgobo: Very fun! Thanks a lot y’all!
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the stream! :D
Naarius: Poor Ian
djalternative: pour Ian
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ll stay late if Ian plays late. Just so you know
DiscordianTokkan: Woooo!
DiscordianTokkan: Chapter 12 and 13 HYPE
djalternative: and you'll have a new freeplay board
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
djalternative: YES! Silver Borders!
DiscordianTokkan: Silver Border Commander best commander
Bobtheninjagoldfish: final LRL of the DECADE
Izhuark: Wow, didn't have a lrl in a long time !
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrWOW
dangerous_safety: Oh no, i'm going to miss live. NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: @Izhuark Not since Desert Bus, yeah! Though Desert Bus is like a week long LRL
djalternative: Cam and Ian drink whiskey in perfect silence
Rhynerd: The streamers will be in.
Izhuark: A very can and ian christmas can't be described, it can only be experienced.
Going_Medium: will they be served ham this year?
DiscordianTokkan: A Cam and Ian Christmas, where it's like the Fireplace channel, only with two good friends and Scotch instead of a random Hand of God jostling the firewood
chaostreader: @djalternative No. There is crackling.
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djalternative: @chaostreader I'm just using the line G said
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Thatwasademo: 27? that's enough to win the game!
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DiscordianTokkan: Gub and Gubber, hahahahaha
ArmadilloAL: Cool, got back just in time to hear my name.
brainiac4: How did you know, Ben?
ArmadilloAL: The system of rewarding subs with dopamine hits works!
Naarius: lrrGUB when?
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight everygub!
DarkMorford: Gub-bye!
Juliamon: Old and busted: TEETH The new hotness: GUB
erloas: what do we say chat? are we pro-gub or anti-gub?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: not enough bobnar in that outro... lol
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: well I was about to go bed, guess we forklift racing bois
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 lets chop some wood
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SnackPak_: Hi everyone
SnivianMoon: Hi chat! Is everyone ready for Shenmue III: The Quest for Chobu Chan?
Pal_Friendpatine: Now for more Chobo Chan hunting!!!
Pal_Friendpatine: Chobu*
korvys: Chocobo?
purplegori11a: Hi!!!!
ElementalAlchemist: Shenmue!
Neisan29: Late one huh?
ElementalAlchemist: AFK ran over
ElementalAlchemist: a lot
purplegori11a: HSWP
Neisan29: Aahhhh, makes since
SnivianMoon: Let no Chobu escape our vision.
korvys: Here comes 2
ElementalAlchemist: But NOW
Unpronounceable: If AFK ran over a lot, maybe it shouldn't drive
ElementalAlchemist: now we get infinite gacha
PinkHoneyCMB: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SnivianMoon: Good evening, Ian! Hope you are well.
Pal_Friendpatine: Take 2
EscherichiaCole: lol
korvys: Play it forward, background Kathleen edition
e_bloc: you thought the intro would go in one take!
purplegori11a: Hi
NightValien28: we saw nothing
korvys: Counting
ElementalAlchemist: and asking 60 people if they know where we can find the next plot point
MWGNZ: benginTry
asddsa28: no i did not i was waiting for this all day
NightValien28: FIRST TRY
korvys: Dian?
NathanJay_GA: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME
PinkHoneyCMB: Woot! Perfect execution
purplegori11a: Hi again
LlewellynZ: tiltyhEXTREME
PinkHoneyCMB: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
korvys: Shenmueiiii
Seagulyus: Hey Ian I have a question - have you heard of someone named Yuan?
Pal_Friendpatine: I heard Dian too @korvys
ElementalAlchemist: wait, hang on, I'm confused. Are you Ian or Dian?
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erloas: until Shenmu gets invaded by Gubs
PinkHoneyCMB: I've never gotten to catch this live yet! I'm excited to hang out <3
MrQBear: Wait, you finally escaped the village? I've missed stuff.
ElementalAlchemist: Press the Any Key
SnivianMoon: Once again I am awed by the beauty of our LOVE FISH jacket
DarkMorford: Game audio is a bit hot
ElementalAlchemist: We love PrideFish
erloas: 6pm, ready for bed, did you suddenly get very old?
WolfFromPDX: There was some good fishing the other day.
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Electrodyne: If I was a video game designer, I'd add in a street gang that you could only befriend if you were wearing a similar glorious jacket.
korvys: You know, I think mostly I go entire days without reading the word "orgy", and now I've seen it multiple times today, all of them about the Cats movie.
TehAmelie: she looks like if we didn't have the money she'd cry on us
Electrodyne: Hey who's that band that did the remake of New Order's Blue Monday?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so, I may have missed this.. given that it has been many many many days..why are we stil wering a band-aid?
erloas: could you just pay in fish, cut out a step
TehAmelie: even the small village didn't deal in barter. it's a cruel economy
ElementalAlchemist: It's not a Band-Aid. It's just how Ryo's face looks.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ah! I see. good.
asddsa28: i cant waite till it gets biger voer time
korvys: Is Ryo where Nelly got it from?
D1cey1: I think we checked here before
SnivianMoon: Herbarama location
Comrademik: oh man, I want a kung Fu husband
e_bloc: no Shenmue here
WolfFromPDX: Rose Garden was cool.
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, chopping wood is fun now.
ElementalAlchemist: The Shenmue has taken us
Comrademik: I mean, chopping wood irl can be fun
D1cey1: The no fun zone
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Pal_Friendpatine: We did all the shops up to the beginning of Vendor Avenue if I remember right
Comrademik: is it really fun in game tho?
DarkMorford: Loading. Ready? Run!
SnivianMoon: Chopping wood is fun, but I think anything might be fun with rockin' 80s arcade music playing, and an enthusiastic old man cheering you on.
TehAmelie: ooh i hope it's a waterbending scroll
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d totally be hired to be the person cheering someone else on for whatever they are doing
SnivianMoon: Cut the chatter, old man, where's the Chobu?
SnivianMoon: (Old man being the shopkeep)
Comrademik: I mean, a wall scroll would really bring the room together
WolfFromPDX: It took me a little bit after the last session to get over that chobu in the bookshop.
Comrademik: it's like a rug for your wall
TehAmelie: who here in their youth had a "scroll" they hung on the door of their room so their parents wouldn't see it?
SnivianMoon: Birb is strong
TehAmelie: or, i dunno, some of chat may still be youths living at home
TacitusVigil: Late night Shenmue fight?
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie poster in the closet worked too
SnivianMoon: WOW. Sneaky sneaky.
asddsa28: fond it
TehAmelie: frameless glasses, very chic
asddsa28: this one is an easy one
DarkMorford: Potato birb?
Zu_o: a bhuddist shop?
SnivianMoon: I love how Ysnet brand has just overtaken everything in the game, now that they don't have the Sega license.
TehAmelie: is it just me or do the shopkeeps' smiles look more real than everyone else's?
korvys: Is there one in every stall?
Comrademik: we only have to kill them if we meet them on the road
Zalthia: The main characters face looks too smooth
Elucca: wait are you just stealing stuff from shops
TehAmelie: almost didn't register it there in the register
SniperPumpkin: how goes birb hunt 2019?
Electrodyne: The Bhuddist Shop is right down the street, next to Dunkin Daonuts
korvys: You know Japanese, right? "chou" is bird... what's "bu"?
asddsa28: oo nooo why is there so meany shops
TehAmelie: oh no, did you just ask chat "left or right"?
SnivianMoon: Like, ya! Real sushi, fer real
e_bloc: this accent is great
Zalthia: Why does she sound like that
TehAmelie: i know this is a "valley" dialect but i don't know what valley
Elucca: it's the valley
Elucca: vendor avenue, where the vendors are
e_bloc: make me some directions
SplittingImage77: I fancy ikura
SnivianMoon: Can you buy sushi and stuff it in your jacket for later?
Comrademik: don't forget to look up
Comrademik: gamers don't look up
rucdoc: someone would only get sick once
SnivianMoon: Interesting!
korvys: Is there a count of how many you've found?
asddsa28: is it on the chars or grond
azureHaights: As long as you're not a geri
Comrademik: r U a wizard?
WolfFromPDX: San Fernando Valley. I grew up in Orange County in the 80s
SnivianMoon: Sneaky! ThoughI feel like they missed an opportunity to hide a Chobu in an onigiri.
SplittingImage77: Pokemon taught me to always check the trash cans
SniperPumpkin: a place for a punch punch
TehAmelie: Solid Snake voice: "A shortcut?"
SplittingImage77: Firmly grasp it
SnivianMoon: Ground citrus hype
Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay so I'm SO FAR behind.. is this mini game the only way to get money?
TehAmelie: are they herbs AND spices?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh I get the fun part.. Was just wondering
Electrodyne: Chobu Chaser
SnivianMoon: Yeah, herbs can be pretty profitable. Up to 450-500 yuan a bundle.
TheMandrew: I wonder what Jacob thinks of the fishing mini game
TehAmelie: what if there's a chobu in a ball? and you have to win it?
Elucca: Coptis teeta is used as a medicinal herb in China and the Eastern Himalayan regions of India particularly in Mishmi Hills of Arunachal Pradesh where it is used as a bitter tonic for treating malarial fever[1][2] and dyspepsia.[3] It is also believed to help insomnia in Chinese herbology.[citation needed]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so is there a chobu in the short break place?
aWabbajack: ooh let's see what's going on here
Elucca: if you need to sleep, eat that root[citation needed]
TehAmelie: malaria or a stomach ache? no middle ground there huh
WolfFromPDX: Legit question about branding and mascots. There's Maruchan ramen. But why don't they have Maru-chan as a mascot? Seems like a missed opportunity to me. Feel free to steal my idea. You get a job with the company, send me noods.
Graham_LRR: @loadingreadyrun Seems like the stream title didn’t update.
asddsa28: ewwww
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it did for me
PinkHoneyCMB: It's updated over here
PMAvers: Dinosaur Ian
seantheman2: hey Ian
aWabbajack: Play it Forward || Shenmue III for me
Bobtheninjagoldfish: mine updated
ElementalAlchemist: There's no shortage of people thirsty for Ryo in Bailu
Graham_LRR: Huh. Weird. Guess mine is weird.
ElementalAlchemist: We don't need anything if we're looking for tail
seantheman2: by the way I found that Whiskey in my shop recently
Elucca: why is everyone american in this place
Juliamon: No, it was wrong, it just finally took
TehAmelie: so tiny!
Graham_LRR: Just changed for me!
seantheman2: oh hey @Graham_LRR
WolfFromPDX: Refresh browser @graham_lrr ?
TehAmelie: are we going on a shopping journey now?
WolfFromPDX: ah, n/m
aWabbajack: Sweet and Dee-gusting!
aWabbajack: er Disgusting and sweet?
purplegori11a: Did it just stop working for me or everyone
TehAmelie: it's like they can give directions as long as it's a straight line from where they're standing and no more than 10 meters away
kusinohki: Hi ian! Hi chat!
seantheman2: so Graham, aside from watching Raw, have you seen AEW by any chance
SnivianMoon: I still feel like the box in the bookstore was the most obscure Chobu, but we'll see what else the came throws at us.
aWabbajack: coxChicken lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
SnivianMoon: *game
aWabbajack: coxFeedMe coxHoi
TehAmelie: silly bird, you're not yolk, you're a birb
korvys: Is there a count of how many you've found?
SniperPumpkin: at some point we should make up an actual checklist of chobu stores for Ian
dangerous_safety: LUL
asddsa28: noo
seantheman2: sweet Jeebus
asddsa28: dont like
TehAmelie: is that sacrilege against Buddha? i feel like it would be
Elucca: did i see matryoshka dolls?
Electrodyne: Somebody pawned that statue
Meltalar: Have we found the sun yet?
korvys: Wares, Ian, not Warez
FITorion: I think there's still a shop in the first shop area he failed to go int
aWabbajack: lrrIAN_SA
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS lrrIAN_SA lrrARROW lrrIAN
seantheman2: crow dipper sounds like a good name for a beer
TehAmelie: Six-gentleman Decoction is the name of my Pearl Jam cover band
SnivianMoon: You can already get some! Awesome.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ooh interior knee
TehAmelie runs and hides before anyone figures it out
aWabbajack: dance moves?
aWabbajack: Foot Loose 3: The Magic Mirrors
seantheman2: so many hats, perfect for feed dump
kusinohki: "I don't like it not one bit"
Juliamon: Sir, you provably have all day
TehAmelie: at least they're fedora-fedoras eh
SniperPumpkin: it's a map too, that's not nothing
asddsa28: omg plz kill it
SnivianMoon: Okay, this is a touch obscure, but I SWEAR this guy's voice actor is the same as the DNN news reporter from Metal Wolf Chaos.
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D1cey1: Super creepy
kusinohki: selling Herb into slavery... for shame!
erloas: he looks like he's been enjoying the herbs
seantheman2: snake powder is illegal isnt it?
kusinohki: what does a pinch of chobu do?
DarkMorford: If Chobu-chan is in a jar, leave it there!
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead
Juliamon: So you're walking through a marketplace in China, and you find a Chobu Chan in a jar.
TehAmelie: depends on how endangered the snakes are i'd guess
seantheman2: I could check, but first....a small Icream cone
aWabbajack: lrrIAN_SA coxManleee
Comrademik: ok... so what is the point of this game
seantheman2: and by "Icream" I mean Ice cream
SnivianMoon: @Juliamon I let Chobu out!
FITorion: what's that red thing behind that jar?
aWabbajack: you are seeking revenge @Comrademik
seantheman2: be right back
Comrademik: besides gently going about life in rural... China?
aWabbajack: but many tasks get in the way
Comrademik: @awabbajack I mean... revenge on tiny bird dolls?
Comrademik: and herbs?
aWabbajack: First Shenmue: Ryo's father got killed in 1vs1 combat
SnivianMoon: Pickled Chobu
aWabbajack: 2nd Shenmue Ryo visits Mainland China
FITorion: looked like the red I saw was reflection on the jar
aWabbajack: 3rd (this game) Ryo still in China
asddsa28: there he is
Elucca: goddamn i'm hungry
Juliamon: Those are impressive sausages
TehAmelie: how did it get in that jar? that zany Chobu
aWabbajack: sorry for the vague-book
kusinohki: "the wurst stand"
ElementalAlchemist: That's not kanji. It's the English word "salt"
SnivianMoon: Excuse me, would you like to know about Chobu and Chobu accessories?
DarkMorford: Are those sausages up to the standards of the treaty?
aWabbajack: Try the Wurst!
kusinohki: 2 different animes now...
Alephred: You've had the best, now try the wurst!
TehAmelie: if you imagine people in the game world going around hiding fifty thousand million different unique chobus in matching surroundings that's some impressive coordination
TacitusVigil: There are many paths in life and many shops to choose from. Shop smart: Shop S-Mart
SnivianMoon: Certainly would get the foot traffic up.
Comrademik: Ryo sounds like tad strange from gravity falls
erloas: how many times is he going to be surprised that everyone he talks to tells him there are several shops
aWabbajack: zekeSALT PJSalt
Elucca: SOLT
Comrademik: exactly the same flat tone
e_bloc: solt
ElementalAlchemist: See? :P
SniperPumpkin: I love how people respond to Ryu's question as though they've never even contemplated the phrase 'Buddhist shop' before
VTMonster: the chobu is the friends we made along the way
Comrademik: I mean, Ryo sound like he's never heard the phrase Buddhist shop
TehAmelie: i so want to vandalize that sign. Sweet Egg Tar;. just have to modify one letter
Elucca: he is also mildly perturbed that there are several
TehAmelie: err i meant Tart. it would say Sweet Egg Fartt. Tar would be fun too i guess
TacitusVigil: You're wrong Ian. Kappa
SnivianMoon: Hot corn takes!
TehAmelie: boy i can't spell
aWabbajack: shown!
Comrademik: I respectfully disagree Ian. corn is the right place for mighty warriors
SniperPumpkin: that one was evil
aWabbajack: okay Shenmue 3 is also a Hidden-Object game
SnivianMoon: Doorknobs.
Zalthia: Ian pls stop
NightValien28: a door knob
SnivianMoon: We can buy doorknobs and door handles.
SnackPak_: Sure does
ElementalAlchemist: Ah, yes, pans, spatulas, and door knobs
aWabbajack: we a crafting/base building game now?!
TacitusVigil: Give me a lever long enough, and I shall open the door.
aWabbajack: build your own flat one piece at a time
aWabbajack: starting with the door handle
korvys: I wonder if you can pawn it for a profit?
Elucca: you also bought The Most Reasonable Door Knob
SnivianMoon: If Ryo falls into an old LucasArts adventure game, that's going to come in handy!
Elucca: reasonable.
NightValien28: watch as you bought the wrong one
dangerous_safety: 100% a fetch quest. calling it now
aWabbajack: Moon Logic?! @SnivianMoon
Juliamon: If a game offers you a doorknob, it's your responsibility to buy it.
korvys: Maybe have a look from the lower level?
kusinohki: old sierra games would have you shove the door knob into a solid brick wall and then a door would appear that you could open
korvys: to the right?
PinkHoneyCMB: If you set up a Doorknob in act I you have to pay it off bin act III
TacitusVigil: Maybe from below?
asddsa28: is it on the back of the pains
korvys: No, I mean, look up from down the stairs
NightValien28: I feel he is in one of those black pans
Alephred: Yup, that's Chekov's Knob.
ElementalAlchemist: This feels like the sort of situation where it has to be hiding behind something
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m thinking the lower level is the trick
TehAmelie: sure he doesn't have a little chobu inside him?
NightValien28: oh fuck that
SnivianMoon: Oh heck. That's EVIL.
seantheman2: im back
aWabbajack: Hidden Object Game gets harder!
FITorion: ha ha
aWabbajack: I expect all these tags at the Steam Page (goes look)
Lord_ZYRK: At this point Chobu could be anywhere 👀 💦
SnivianMoon: Come on down to Real Fake Buddhas.
kusinohki: that almost (almost) sounds like george takai...
SniperPumpkin: thanks for actually directing us to your competitors shopkeeper
TehAmelie: when you look at it that way this is more interesting than every actual hidden object game out there. good use of 3D
NightValien28: cho buddah
SnivianMoon: Oop, you just passed it.
korvys: There!
SniperPumpkin: hah, sI see it
korvys: In his hand
FITorion: I think I saw it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I bet it;s one of the things in the big statues hand
Erudite_Cynic: ok I am not the only one who heard that
EscherichiaCole: go left
Coolgyman: Best place
aWabbajack: have to wait until next November to play this
Comrademik: in the Buddha's hand at the back?
FITorion: in the hand of the big statue
VTMonster: lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
Comrademik: the big gold one
aWabbajack: on Steam, maybe they will add more content
Comrademik: ay lmao
Pal_Friendpatine: A Chobu Chan in the hand.... as they say
SnivianMoon: Festive!
Lord_ZYRK: How long until lrrCHOBU ?
TehAmelie: i wanna buy a bunch of buddhists. no wait
NightValien28: wow
kusinohki: tell us how you really feel
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
SnivianMoon: Holy heck.
aWabbajack: lrrIAN_SA lrrIAN
Sheikun07: "Yeah, I'm not too fond of my IMMEDIATE NEIGHBORING BUSINESS WHO CAN HEAR ME"
seantheman2: wooooow
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie instructions unclear, basement is now full monks
Lord_ZYRK: full of monks*
korvys: Really, I'm looking for a Chobuddhist shop
DarkMorford: That was such a good Haruhi AMV
ElementalAlchemist: Gu's Dim Sum, which is, of course, a candy bar shop
SnivianMoon: Ooop, I saw it!
tenthtechpriest: woah oh oh oh
Erudite_Cynic: I am so mad right now
TehAmelie: well, maybe i can liberate them if they're persecuted in their homeland
SniperPumpkin: under the table?
DarkMorford: I think the title of the AMV is "Skittles"
SnivianMoon: Another sneaky one.
aWabbajack: Hidden Object Got!
JellyAndKake: I remember it but I refuse to watch it cause I already feel old and that bums me out.
Comrademik: are weebs just sleeper agents?
NightValien28: these chobu minigame has to be awful to color blind people
TehAmelie: i hope we find a Mentos shop next to a Diet Coke shop
JellyAndKake: @comrademik yes
Comrademik: if you're activating them with a code phrase?
EadoxArbosa: He's our hero
Erudite_Cynic: I miss amv hell. but at the same time I know it did not age well
SnivianMoon: The only old AMV I remember is "Tainted Donuts" which is stuck in my head forever.
tknomncr: must...stop...
Comrademik: the only AMV I remember is one my friend made for his high school band's song out of afro samurai clips
JellyAndKake: oh amv hell was great for it's time but it can only exist in that window of time.
aWabbajack: Cousin about to visit Japan soon, buying PS4 games very costly and does it work with US PS4's?
Erudite_Cynic: like some is still comedy gold
aWabbajack: are PS4 games pricey?*
SnivianMoon: I did NOT see that one.
Erudite_Cynic: but there is a BUNCH of yikes
Comrademik: dusty rhodes's lesser known cousin, dusty pages
NightValien28: can we buy a bird ???
TehAmelie: masquerading as an actual bird, clever
kusinohki: the store is called "the bird cage"?
DarkMorford: I haven't really been into AMVs much lately, but a lot of my favorites were the technical ones. Videos like Skittles or the Nichijou one to Safety Dance. Tricky edits done well always made me happy.
rucdoc: I hear amv hell and only can think of gunganm hell from desertbus
aWabbajack: awesome, will look into that. Thanks Ian! lrrIAN_SA
kusinohki: nope, saw the achievement...
aWabbajack: 24 hours until the Santa hat goes away
ElementalAlchemist: Gangnam Hell was really good but definitely different
JellyAndKake: the numinous Eva amv is top notch. would highly recommend.
WolfFromPDX: My favorite AMV's are Reel Big Fish covering Kiss Me Deadly with FLCL, and their cover of Hungry Like The Wolf with Lupin III
Comrademik: holy shit Ryo, you have been told by literally everyone that there is more than one Buddhist shop!
Comrademik: gah!
aWabbajack: ah gotta setup JP account for that region's amazon right?
aWabbajack: Wanted to buy Silent Poet's album
seantheman2: @rucdoc I think of AMV Hell actually when I hear those words
DarkMorford: Oh, there's a Transformers one to "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto" that I really liked, too.
aWabbajack: hmm will give that a try
Erudite_Cynic: this is a rare game that feels fairly populated with people
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e_bloc: no junk only monk
ExhaustedElox: "Scissors."
aWabbajack: a luxury liner
korvys: Convertible Tardis
rucdoc: he's selling the machines
TehAmelie: a "buddhist shop" is such a weird phrasing. could be a shop that sells buddhists, buddhism, buddhist paraphernalia or authentic buddhas
NightValien28: no scope
SnivianMoon: This art is amazing.
kusinohki: painting of a chobu??
rucdoc: have a gatchapon machine around the house for random visitors to dump money into
Comrademik: apparently there are more than one
Comrademik: who knew?
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
e_bloc: lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: katesWa katesOw
NightValien28: those were maid in paint but that shenhua is very good
aWabbajack: Oh NO LISA
NightValien28: SMASHING
EscherichiaCole: It looks like a family guy character
aWabbajack: Van Hoh
korvys: That van gough
TehAmelie: Nigel
aWabbajack: Van Goh*
SnivianMoon: WHAAAAAAA
ashiok_nightmare_moose: you're tearing me apart lisa
ExhaustedElox: This has real "where can I find sailors" vibe to it.
ZosiaRose: Van Gogh
HyruleGirl9: Vincent Van WAAAAA
NathanJay_GA: it's like that "handsome face" kanemoji
NightValien28: nigel thornberry
Lord_ZYRK: Are those not the original paintings 🤔
e_bloc: Wagogh
kusinohki: "the mona lisa - an obvious forgery" - chrononauts
TehAmelie: oh, i thought it was a picture of Nigel Thornberry
aWabbajack: zekeOH zekeNO Lisa lrrFRUMP
JellyAndKake: I was gonna say angriest Pat.
aWabbajack: Rikku?!
Sheikun07: You can't just ask a man about their Chobu when you first meet!
aWabbajack: cannot unsee Rikku of FF-X octoHA octoHA octoHA
Erudite_Cynic: guitar stand is worth more than the painting
NightValien28: oh no
rucdoc: gatcha addict
Lord_ZYRK: Ah youthful addiction. . .
aWabbajack: kids and their caps addictions
korvys: Please buy a mask so I can feed my gambling addiction
SnivianMoon: Oh boy. Another child grifting us for gacha toys.
Erudite_Cynic: so cheap
Erudite_Cynic: but so good
dangerous_safety: at least he's honest
TehAmelie: my first thought was child abuse, then i thought cursed masks, but no,kid just wants toys
SnivianMoon: Bus indeed!
aWabbajack: maybe a Saab?
Erudite_Cynic: wagon bus
dangerous_safety: wagon bus for hope
kusinohki: wagon bus? does it go through a desert?
Sheikun07: BUS
SniperPumpkin: well at least it's convenient
rucdoc: wagon bus, on brand
NathanJay_GA: so, a vanagon?
Lord_ZYRK: really beige?
kusinohki: no majora's mask?
aWabbajack: the green one seems abstract
seantheman2: so Wagon Bus is a knockoff of Desert bus
seantheman2: from my understanding
SnivianMoon: Ooofa Doofa
NightValien28: start with that kid
e_bloc: holy moly
Walkingharder: He didn't want to pressure you
TehAmelie: he can't eat AND buy 'pons
SnackPak_: Way to bury the lede
NightValien28: that is what gambling does to you
kusinohki: "you can eat the common cards"
rucdoc: it's not a hobby
Lord_ZYRK: No he's going to eat the money.
e_bloc: he eats the capsules
Erudite_Cynic: have trouble feeding himself due to excessive gatcha
korvys: I like her outfit
aWabbajack: are the fruit glucose and gluten free?
TehAmelie: i thought for a moment she was going to say recycled fruit
Comrademik: tHeRe'S mOrE tHaN oNe?
aWabbajack: are they free ranged melons?
WolfFromPDX: If the kid said that it was the Desert Wagon Bus, I'd have freaked, but would have confirmed the existence of the multiverse.
ElementalAlchemist: We can also say, "Do you know where I can find a buddhist shop?" to reasonably priced fruit
Coolgyman: Why are they already sliced? They're oxidizing
Sheikun07: Oh my god why did they put kiwis on a stick like that
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
TehAmelie: so they could make candied kiwis, obvs
SniperPumpkin: the expense that they went to to give every single person a unique response for every quest step question that Ryo asks is both amazing and horrific
SnivianMoon: "Ryo, did you find any information on my father?" "No, but I found SO MANY Chobus!"
Drakas: hello
NathanJay_GA: oh, that was sneaky
BusTed: seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: FROOT FROOT
Blue_Anteater: @SniperPumpkin they also have unique idle animations, like that one guy was practicing his golf swing, that last lady was obviously snooping on someone else, etc.
rucdoc: choubo-train
SnivianMoon: Froot froot!
Lord_ZYRK: Chobu-chans PogChamp
SnivianMoon: Oh gosh, I want noodles now.
Erudite_Cynic: he sings the song of our people
Comrademik: Choob choob!
TehAmelie: Ryo is so obedient of the rails the game wants to keep him on. he could have jumped that knee high fence
korvys: He has Chobu's on his posters
dangerous_safety: not old, just a bit Dio-y
BusTed: Hahaha.
MrQBear: Hhaha
BusTed: Those fuckers.
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SnivianMoon: HAhahahahaha!
Erudite_Cynic: WAAAAOW
SnackPak_: wow
korvys: HA!
Sheikun07: lrrWOW
e_bloc: lol
CaptainSpam: You found it!
TehAmelie: he is frying two giant "piles" of noodles. is there any way those won't get burned?
SniperPumpkin: monsters!
NightValien28: hidden in plain sight
NathanJay_GA: O.o
TheAinMAP: Wow.
tenthtechpriest: F
Erudite_Cynic: brilliant
WolfFromPDX: I'm seriously considering getting an old console to play the first Shenmue on ...
therisingtithes_: mister kitchen is cheating
SnivianMoon: This is the quality content I turn in for. And I mean that sincerely.
TehAmelie: oh, three piles
TheAinMAP: Sneaky.
Phosphatide: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
seantheman2: so is this gentlemen making some Yakisoba? or is this something else
JellyAndKake: I think that's the closest I've ever seen Ian get to angry
NightValien28: wow that one was super obvious
EdibleDragon: Mmm, a barely labeled can of beef. My favorite.
TehAmelie: everything can be sold with murderous advertising, come buy canned oatmeal♫
rucdoc: all my canned goods are garenteed to not be expired, yet
seantheman2: wait no, this has to be some kind of fried noodle
SnivianMoon: Wait, what's that store on the left called?
RvLeshrac: Those are pretty English foodstuffs
EdibleDragon: It looks like PopLockIt Golden Corn is the only brand name
korvys: Sword store?
TehAmelie: that is an impressively low effort booth, canned food guy
rucdoc: quick buy a sowrd and go back to the break point
EscherichiaCole: ah yes the beer and sword shop
Comrademik: get the strap
NightValien28: sir I would like to buy 10 guandaos
Comrademik: you gotta carry it
CaptainSpam: REALLY.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: amazing
Sheikun07: seriously
Comrademik: fuck. wow
TehAmelie: hey, they did it before the movie, they can sue it!
BusTed: SeemsGood
SnivianMoon: I'm sorta angry, but stora love it.
TheMoatman: Well, it would appear that I got over an 85 on my final
TehAmelie: (the game is set in 1987)
therisingtithes_: you can buy a knife
NightValien28: get ye bow
Comrademik: the localiser obviously had some fun
EdibleDragon: Forget martial arts, you can get Snake Juice
rucdoc: that bow is cheap
TheMoatman: Which means I got an A in my last class
e_bloc: go off I guess
SnivianMoon: I'm pretty sure the books are cheaper to get through Chobu means. Those are spendy in this shop!
therisingtithes_: i imagine entering a fight armed would make this game tremendously easy (or adversely, unnecessarily harder)
NightValien28: to win class
Comrademik: he's stopped being confused by there being more than one Buddhist shop
NightValien28: winner of school
TehAmelie: hooray
Sheikun07: The Chobu better be armed
JellyAndKake: yatta. omedetou
TehAmelie: maybe this one is just going to be a scroll with the word "chobu". possibly in chinese
Coolgyman: Think I saw it
RvLeshrac: He's behind you! HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
FITorion: think I saw it
Sheikun07: Me too
ashiok_nightmare_moose: ah i spotted it, lmk if you need a hint
FITorion: Behind the shop keep. Right side in a wood crate?
Sheikun07: YEAH
FITorion: Yeah!
ashiok_nightmare_moose: huzzah
TehAmelie: nobody puts Chobu in a ocrner
SnivianMoon: We miiiight want to check out the buddhist shop before the day ends.
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
NightValien28: a million
TehAmelie: she was trying to find out if we had a girlfriend and we just shut her down completely
spawnofhastur: why hello ian i am happy to catch some chobu-hunting live.
SnivianMoon: Oh wow, wait, do they let you do that right there?
ElementalAlchemist: at least 69
BusTed: hold up
MrQBear: Oh man, what if you have to play the game to find the chobu?
SnivianMoon: Don't tell me this is another Charcoal situation! NOT FAIR.
EdibleDragon: Can't shoot the beef
spawnofhastur: Is Ian just a Chobu savant now?
BusTed: Showbu your Chobu.
spawnofhastur: Has he ascended?
EdibleDragon: He's really tempting fate opening an antique vase shop next to the shooting gallery
Telarra_: young man, look at my pots, I'm a lot like you were
e_bloc: sure is a logical melody for that song
TehAmelie: i'd play the "absolute bargain" card more carefully when trying to shift man-sized pots
spawnofhastur: Also have you cashed in any of your cards for moves yet?
SnivianMoon: Man, Ian, you've got this down with the Chobus.
JellyAndKake: okay I was about to ask if that was the time to logical dong but it absolutely is.
Sheikun07: CAT
JellyAndKake: tune
SniperPumpkin: your shirt is very glowy
JellyAndKake: song. fuck I can't type.
e_bloc: like opium
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
Walkingharder: Or is it?
TehAmelie: where the potted fern howls. . .
rucdoc: probably easier in the day
SnivianMoon: Camo Chobu!
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
korvys: You found a lot of chobu
ElementalAlchemist: Guess it's time for some Face Off
spawnofhastur: We done any fishing recently?
EdibleDragon: Just keep looking for the Buddhist shop until it's 1992
MrQBear: But now you can spend a bunch of time and money playing the gachapon for that kid! ' <'
ElementalAlchemist: It's now somehow also taking Niaowu by storm
D1cey1: Every single shop owner has told you...
erloas: "and there may be more than 1"
TehAmelie: you don't get anything whatsoever for finding chobus except for if you find every single one, do you?
spawnofhastur: Shenhua's just thinking to herself: "is this guy a eunuch?"
SnivianMoon: Who needs the nightlife, when we've got FOUR APPLES?
Erudite_Cynic: have you found a chobu in the hotel?
Walkingharder: He is a good boy
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie sets of shop cards (from finding chobu) nets move books
SnivianMoon: [Meowing intensifies]
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
TehAmelie: neat
CaptainSpam: Okay, she's not stone-cold flat on her face this time.
SniperPumpkin: #immersive
MostCallMe__Tim: Question: What is our relationship with regards to Shenhua?
SnivianMoon: Initiate fluid cycling protocol!
spawnofhastur: I've seen a lot of people who never played the first Shenmue games complain about this game and frankly this is exactly what I wanted (although the combat could be a little bit better).
spawnofhastur: specifically: why u no throw button, shenmue 3?
Juliamon: MostCallMe__Tim She's just a very kind person who's lived an isolated life and enjoys our company. Apparently Ryo canonically doesn't think of her in a romantic way, he's too focused on revenge.
SnivianMoon: Agreed on both points, @spawnofhastur
spawnofhastur: Canonically Ryu is too focused on revenge to even think about sex and romance.
spawnofhastur: Revenge-induced asexuality.
spawnofhastur: Sadly his revenge complex doesn't appear to stop him from turning into a gambling addict.
Juliamon: Also, he technically has a girlfriend back in Japan.
ElementalAlchemist: Ryo's young
ElementalAlchemist: he's got time
SnivianMoon: @Juliamon I think she went off to Canada at the end of the first game.
MostCallMe__Tim: Like, I knew we werent banging her, but didnt know if she was a cousin or something
ElementalAlchemist: If he wants sex and romance he'll get some when he gets back
ElementalAlchemist: or he'll go back to Bailu
MrQBear: But first, Vengeance! No wait, First, Gacha, then Vengeance! No wait- Chobu, Gacha, Collecting Move Books THEN Revenge!
spawnofhastur: @SnivianMoon my favourite mechanics for combat in any beat-em-up game is from Godhand.
Juliamon: But yeah, he's got more important things he wants to deal with. Like revenge, and capsule toys, and small bird figurines.
spawnofhastur: Which would be great if Ian would play.
DarkMorford: Yeah, Ryo can get all the women he wants in Bailu.
SnivianMoon: @spawnofhastur I still need to play Godhand. I've heard good things.
Juliamon: (Also, realistically, some kid in Asia in 1987 probably doesn't know what "asexuality" is)
D1cey1: So story time?
TehAmelie: Ryo has the power to sleep until 8 AM no matter when he goes to bed
spawnofhastur: @SnivianMoon the dodging mechanics in Godhand are great.
SnivianMoon: We found a picture with Shenhua's father and some thugs in front of the Buddhist shop, hence our search!
Erudite_Cynic: wow that face
MostCallMe__Tim: Q2: is our vengeance, canonically, on a timetable?
spawnofhastur: @MostCallMe__Tim yes.
spawnofhastur: iirc after a certain date Lan Di just shows up, ganks you, and takes your mirror.
TehAmelie: i've heard if you manage to push the time into present day the game ends
aWabbajack: so at the JP page. Signing up there's a section for Name, Reading, E-mail Address I assume reading means region?
Juliamon: It would suck, but also, you deserve it for slacking
SnivianMoon: Ah yes, "The End" tactic.
aWabbajack: amazon's
erloas: it's so very important that he spent all day wandering around asking the same question to every shop keeper he saw then didn't make it there
aWabbajack: Thanks! :D
ElementalAlchemist: For many names there's no way to guess how to pronounce it from the spelling
Juliamon: Capsule time?
TehAmelie: Buddha Heaven? is that like Nirvana but not?
Painfully_Dyslexic: geez i just looked up the weather for where I am and it's not going to below 30C tonight T_T
ElementalAlchemist: She's trying to steal some business
Erudite_Cynic: ahahahaha
spawnofhastur: Would you like to know when the bad ending hits, Ian? Or would you like to find out (or not).
erloas: that was some pretty good hard sell to complete dismissive switch. real shop keepers do that the same way
Pal_Friendpatine: @painfully_dyslexic that’s warm! Sounds like southern Arizona in summer wattsLOL
spawnofhastur: The date of the bad ending is if you faff around until July 31st
SnivianMoon: I believe we're still in April, so that should be easy for us.
FITorion: except for the one you missed
SnivianMoon: "Five more shops" Oh, Ian. Have I got news for you.
Juliamon: That shirt says more "pineapple" than "apple"
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah remember the page of shop cards? That’s how many you have left
TehAmelie: is he dressing like the watermelon people in Steven Universe?
SniperPumpkin: we should advance the plot just so we can hear Ryu ask a new question
CaptainSpam: "Okay, first off, I was facing you, so they weren't right in front of me..."
spawnofhastur: that chobu wasn't even hiding.
Sheikun07: FISH CHOBU
MostCallMe__Tim: !quote apple
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Sheikun07: turtle raaaaaaaaaace
SnivianMoon: Some of these shop keeps just don't put in the effort.
BusTed: All I knows is my turtles, and that's just the ways I likes it.
Sheikun07: I love how excited the turtles are
TehAmelie: who would win in a foot race between Buddha and a turtle?
spawnofhastur: apparently turtle racing is a real thing. a women got injured by kissing a victorious turtle and it latched onto her lip.
BusTed: red is the fastest though
MostCallMe__Tim: "An apple a day, motherf*ckers" -Missy, Doctor's hate her
kat2kool: those turtles are ready to go
JellyAndKake: okay I need to get these cats off me and go to bed or else I'm gonna fall asleep on the couch. goodnight y'all.
spawnofhastur: and then the medics had to inject the turtle with valium to get it to let go.
Juliamon: The poor turtle!
TehAmelie: i know someone who had a pet turtle and they could never kiss it due to salmonella. . .
silenceaux: Really have to pace yourself.
spawnofhastur: Apparently the turtle was unharmed Juliamon
SnivianMoon: My fingers are tired just listening to this mash-fest.
Juliamon: Oh, that's a relief.
SnivianMoon: NOOOOOO
silenceaux: Robbed
BusTed: Robbed.
Erudite_Cynic: brutal
TheAinMAP: So close.
Sheikun07: ROBBED
spawnofhastur: wait this is turtle racing for actual money instead of tokens?
SnivianMoon: Your turtles are rigged and your Chobu placement is quite uninspired! Good day sir!
TehAmelie: doing me a concern, game
Sheikun07: feesh
aWabbajack: okay placed とうに for the reading name! Based on my first name
SniperPumpkin: Bailu was huge too, but didn't have nearly so many people
aWabbajack: translates to finally
ElementalAlchemist: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle!
spawnofhastur: can we fish for chobu?
rucdoc: the tackle on the back wall are sooo big
DarkMorford: Is that like Jacob's Goo?
TehAmelie: i can smell this shop
SniperPumpkin: it's nice that there's a second fish shop near the other pond
SniperPumpkin: this is china not canada ian :P
MrQBear: Ooh, I think I spotted it?
rucdoc: green tackle box in the front middle
rucdoc: right hand set
MrQBear: The boxes of lures
SnivianMoon: W... what?
TehAmelie: the fishing rods have an app in them that detects when they're not used for 20 seconds and disables them
SnivianMoon: Oh, okay. Tiny Chobu and weird angle
spawnofhastur: this dude is like 70% mouth
Juliamon: That's a hell of a tag line
Nuurgle: hey, that guy stole my pickup line
SnivianMoon: Did this guy guy himself shaving?
SnivianMoon: *Cut
SniperPumpkin: there's so many cards
TehAmelie: they all sound like they constantly get asked for directions to the infinite buddhist shops all around them
Nuurgle: not Jesus, Buddha
ElementalAlchemist: Looks like 64 so far
Sheikun07: So says Nurgle!
TehAmelie: wow that's a large golden Buddha
SniperPumpkin: ah front, right behind teh child
SniperPumpkin: or just to the right of him
Lord_ZYRK: Always check the Buddhy first
spawnofhastur: Buddha among the chobus.
ElementalAlchemist: which would make this #65
TehAmelie: i might go so far as suggesting always check the Buddha's left hand first
spawnofhastur: time to fish! and or chobu hunt!
SnivianMoon: Yeah, I didn't want to spoil anything, but.... Yeah. Frustrating, for sure. Gonna have to wait the whole day.
Sheikun07: Now we can fish!
Lord_ZYRK: Ian! How many times do we have to tell you no human trafficking on stream?
Sheikun07: BUT FISH
rucdoc: that kid cut his head shaving?
Lord_ZYRK: Or off stream
SnivianMoon: Oh, the button! I forgot that was an option.
Lord_ZYRK: or just in general, really
ElementalAlchemist: But it's Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle!
ekimekim: oh hey, it's 4/20
Juliamon: The kid probably banged his head on a statue
spawnofhastur: What're we drinking tonight, Ian?
Nuurgle: look at this photograph...
SnivianMoon: Thug information! Thugformation!
ElementalAlchemist: meow!
DarkMorford: Oh hey, it's my third birthday! :P
Erudite_Cynic: Time for some research into thuginomics
SnivianMoon: Why the dutch angle on Ryo?
SnivianMoon: Those are superb names
Erudite_Cynic: ah The Boondocks, the second best anime next to King of the Hill
MostCallMe__Tim: booty call?
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i still occassionally mutter 'booty butt cheeks bootybooty butt cheeks
ashiok_nightmare_moose: to myself
aWabbajack: went down the rabbit hole of Skyrim for PS4 reviews in Amazon Japan
Phosphatide: these flashbacks are a good touch
aWabbajack: wanted to know if the voices are dubbed in Japanese :D
ashiok_nightmare_moose: i wonder if Bethesda gets the same 5 people like they do in english
aWabbajack: 5 star verified purchase: Skyrim was a game about six years ago? Zelda is also interesting, but first of all, the direction is completely different.
spawnofhastur: You can also call all like. 5 of your not-girlfriends
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SnivianMoon: That is pretty touching, honestly. Calling home during a long adventure isn't something they give you the option to do often.
aWabbajack: Titled: Better than Zelda?
Phosphatide: ian no
Pal_Friendpatine: Have we ever gone all the way up the stairs in the hotel?
Erudite_Cynic: ummmmmmmmm
aWabbajack: er a lot more than Zelda
silenceaux: Are you stalking her through her balcony window
aWabbajack: Ryuk would eat them first
ElementalAlchemist: Did someone say that she's passed out face-off?
silenceaux: Video games: beautiful. Also, a mistake! A beautiful mistake.
Juliamon: Maybe she just doesn't like them. Or warm apples, because I too dislike warm apples.
Mysticman89: I just read that the guy behind the shenmue games, doesnt himself play video games
Phosphatide: why doesn't anyone sleep UNDER the covers in this game
aWabbajack: ah like the baker who hates CAKE
MostCallMe__Tim: gotcha? so the kid can eat?
Phosphatide: thug hunt! thug hunt!
Juliamon: Yes, gacha for the mask kid!
Erudite_Cynic: also never changes his underwear to our knowledge
ElementalAlchemist: Does this mean we're going to ask everyone where we can find some thugs?
SniperPumpkin: we're gambling away our rent money
Erudite_Cynic: that face
Erudite_Cynic: is very expressive
spawnofhastur: buying gachapon is the OG lootboxes.
SniperPumpkin: and gachapon totally isn't gambling :P
SnivianMoon: Ian! I think IT IS FINALLY TIME! When you can spare a moment, please check out the Ferry Terminal, and talk to the guy at the table inside. Use the X button. I promise it's worth it.
FITorion: wagon bus
Sheikun07: He wanted WAGON BUS
rucdoc: wagon bus
Erudite_Cynic: Wagon Bus
SniperPumpkin: it was the cars set
ElementalAlchemist: the wagon bus, of course
SniperPumpkin: Masked Vendor Kid is a terrible super hero
spawnofhastur: Driving a golf cart is literally my job and this is my break stop giving me flashbacks.
LisasMoistClam: This is cool.
MostCallMe__Tim: double or nothing!!!!!!!!!!
silenceaux: Ian, show some restraint?
Sheikun07: Ian you need to hold to a limit
Erudite_Cynic: HES GOT TEH BUG
Juliamon: Hard stop at 21
SnackPak_: Sunk costs!
blip2004: can't stop while you're ahead
spawnofhastur: my job is giving old people (and kids) lifts in a golf cart. it's a good job, bront, but i don't want to have to think about it during my break.
SnivianMoon: Sunk gacha.
OldManJohnsonMB: totally not gambling
SnivianMoon: Aw, dinger! BusBlocked.
silenceaux: Can't stop while you're ahead if you're never ahead
Sheikun07: IAN
SnackPak_: lrrAWW
Phosphatide: Jebaited
spawnofhastur: ian if you spend all your time opening gachapons you won't have time to fork some lifts.
SniperPumpkin: not till we do a lot more fishing
SnivianMoon: I'm so excited. It's happening!
BusTed: benginTry
Phosphatide: arubaito
ElementalAlchemist: アルバイト!
Juliamon: Next to a poster about forklifts!
SnivianMoon: A job with a forklift? A job with a forklift? A job wi- a job with a forklift?
BusTed: yoooo
BusTed: we got there
Phosphatide: BEHOLD
silenceaux: Did he just say
rucdoc: FORKLIFT
silenceaux: FORKLIFT
SnackPak_: So I fired them
ElementalAlchemist: Forklift time!
ElementalAlchemist: For real this time!
spawnofhastur: I should get my forklift liscence.
SnivianMoon: FORKLIFT HUZZAH!
BusTed: Hello, old friend.
spawnofhastur: Snivian do we actually get to race?
Phosphatide: forklift number 5!
ElementalAlchemist: Let's get started! But first, to warm up, we should race some forklifts!
SnivianMoon: I have not found a way to race yet. But the job is in the game, at least!
RoastedGravy: 你好, chat.
SniperPumpkin: I wasn't expecting a pile of standard issue video game explosive barrels off to the right there
SniperPumpkin: left
SnackPak_: It's like backwards tank controlls?
spawnofhastur: coz that's how forklifts work irl?
Phosphatide: don't drop the pot
RoastedGravy: Hey, it’s that one mission from GTA V.
RoastedGravy: Where you work at the docks.
FITorion: got to take the ones on top first
RoastedGravy: Good times.
blip2004: Klaus says that loads not secure
spawnofhastur: forklifts are rear wheel turning.
Coolgyman: Aww, invisible walls
RoastedGravy: Ian, this isn’t LRRMans! Kappa
Coolgyman: I was hoping you could fall in the water
Phosphatide: ryo just drives off the side of the pier and dies
OldManJohnsonMB: I though this series prided itself on realism. You can't even drive a forklift off a dock!
silenceaux: Can't get out of the open cab in time and drowns
SnivianMoon: I like that Ysnet is now making Forklifts.
TStodden: One Polybius machine down... lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: Going hard mode, I see
danrocs2000: brucegFarded brucegPayitforward
D1cey1: I think you can also go to the left from there
RoastedGravy: Time for the speedrun.
SnivianMoon: I think you can go to the left out of the warehouse to save a bit of time.
spawnofhastur: i wonder how this compares with regards to fishing in time-money efficiency.
FITorion: taking the long way I see
RoastedGravy: GO FOR THE PB, IAN.
Erudite_Cynic: you don't have to go around the warehouse
silenceaux: 2/5
angryoptimist: !uptime
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Phosphatide: just over
FITorion: or rather go the other way around the warhouse
Juliamon: It's been a few years, it's normal to be a bit rusty
RoastedGravy: I kinda wish you can just careen the forklift over the pier.
angryoptimist: Forklift time!
SnivianMoon: It's clunk and weird, but I still love it and it's somehow delightful to have Ryo driving a forklift again.
Bladinus: GANT GANT
danrocs2000: !Followage
CaptainSpam: Yeah, it looked like this was handling better.
Sheikun07: Ian that's the long way again
SnivianMoon: Good ol' default crate!
FITorion: the crates
spawnofhastur: the crates.
SniperPumpkin: the crates?
silenceaux: Just grab a random crate I guess?
TStodden: Gant Gant is ~6 months away...
silenceaux: You couldn't get them before because there was stuff stacked on top.
Sheikun07: WRONG WAY
D1cey1: Long wayyyy
SniperPumpkin: stop going the long way :P
Phosphatide: long way wrong way
Erudite_Cynic: its his game and he can take the scenic route if he wants to
SnackPak_: Woo!
Phosphatide: do you have enough juice for that last one
Roadhog123: I think all of the forklifts, even the ones parked out back, are number 5?
TacitusVigil: LRRmanns never ended. Ian is currently asleep while driving and thinking of forklift driving. It's still 2018. Kappa
Mysticman89: This looks almost as fun as when adam spent 30 minutes dodging lightning.
SnivianMoon: Go Ian, go!
all_hail_the_pan: My husband is a forkie, and he is shouting at you right now. Just thought you should know.
Phosphatide: PogChamp
Sheikun07: HAHA
KingHippoJr: monkaS
DarkMorford: Right, I should work on cleaning up the telemetry tool for LRRMans. Are you planning to use Project CARS again, or using a different simulator?
SnivianMoon: GOT THERE!
silenceaux: 5/5.
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
TStodden: *SQUEAK*!
BahamutZER0: EZ
BusTed: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
spawnofhastur: VICTOLY!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN tiltyhEXTREME lrrHORN
angryoptimist: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ashiok_nightmare_moose: yooo
SnivianMoon: Well done, Ian!
FITorion: clip that
Phosphatide: bonus!
BusTed: That's like 60 more tiny cars.
Erudite_Cynic: look at all the gatchas you can get
Pal_Friendpatine: Why does it go all the way up before settling for transport?
spawnofhastur: alright provided we do the efficient route this should be faster than fishing for making money?
SnivianMoon: I love the forklift, but I'm not going to lie, it gives kinda lousy pay. It's just barely more than chopping, it seems.
silenceaux: This conversation took a turn
Erudite_Cynic: so, is there a race along?
MostCallMe__Tim: 62 gacha?
SnackPak_: Special forklist tech?
Phosphatide: gonna teach you "the forklift"
D1cey1: 125
SnivianMoon: 125 yuan
Stalevar_: 125
StabsofWar: 125
Sheikun07: 125
silenceaux: 125, seemed good?
rucdoc: you'd make more if you got six, probably
silenceaux: That didn't seem to take up much time in-game?
spawnofhastur: taking the efficient route might make it more useful?
SnivianMoon: Getting six gives you 150 yuan
silenceaux: Ah, well you would know.
Sheikun07: I'm guessing it's about 25 per object delivered, yeah
angryoptimist: The forklifting bringeth not the dosh?
TacitusVigil: Hired goon?!
BusTed: Just look at that lean back of his.
Sheikun07: Hired goons!
Phosphatide: "excuse me, are you a thug?"
RiverBirch: I'm gonna make that guy eat his own teeth
asddsa28: why is she soo fishy
SnivianMoon: Have you tried the Thug shop?
silenceaux: Thugesque
tehlordofelves: THUG LYFE!
Drakas: thugable
rucdoc: the thuglife choose him
silenceaux: Ahahaha
silenceaux: Ehehehehe
Phosphatide: LUL
blip2004: bull at a bowl shop
CaptainSpam: I am amused by how the QTE isn't to fight him, it's to keep him from bumbling into other things.
Phosphatide: you're gonna have to forklift so many crates to pay for those broken plates
KingHippoJr: fuck him up
CaptainSpam: Ryo is in no danger here.
angryoptimist: I see.
Erudite_Cynic: gets away with it
Sheikun07: "Now. Show me your Chobu."
silenceaux: Maybe, but she still would have gotten all of her merchandise ruined
Erudite_Cynic: ok lady where are the buddist shops?
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rucdoc: if you punched that guy harder there would have been a trail of blood
Sheikun07: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
silenceaux: We've lost him, Chat.
MrQBear: Welp, this is the rest of the stream
Phosphatide: ryo confirmed for smash
CaptainSpam: Oh, crap! We'll get to see Ryo's Final Smash!
Erudite_Cynic: smartball
Sheikun07: This is the best store
SniperPumpkin: no no ian, SMART Ball
Phosphatide: ian stop breaking the machine
silenceaux: Oh there's little pegs
Erudite_Cynic: we need to play the ULTRAMAN one
Sheikun07: So many Pachinko-likes
SniperPumpkin: a ringing endorsement
Phosphatide: clutch play incoming
blip2004: this is terrible pinball
SniperPumpkin: "This game only kinda sucks I guess" - Ian Horner
rucdoc: look balls and pegs are an easy build system of erratic semi-random behavior
SnivianMoon: This feels really quite frustrating.
KingHippoJr: 10/10 game
Juliamon: Let's try a different one. That layout was dumb.
Phosphatide: 2/5
Fruan: So then what? An employee needs to come reset the game?
Erudite_Cynic: there is a GOJIRA ONE
BahamutZER0: but what if it had a kaiju painted on it
silenceaux: But that one has godzilla!
BusTed: It's been sounding dirty this entire time.
Sheikun07: I was WONDERING when you would realize how dirty it sounded
TStodden: Smash Ball is more like 1910 Pinball, instead of more modern (1930-ish) Pinball.
MrQBear: Just ian running up to people demanding to see their Chobu
silenceaux: Ian.
Erudite_Cynic: PHRASING
Bladinus: Ian, no
Pal_Friendpatine: @fruan there were automated pegs that ejected the balls after playing
SniperPumpkin: IAN, you can't jsut ask people if you can enter their backend, it's not right
Phosphatide: maybe you have to win to see the chobu
FITorion: it could be in the box
rucdoc: maybe the kid isn't part of the chamber of comerce
rucdoc: and more smart ball
KingHippoJr: his ball is way smarter
rucdoc: wait if you're his boss, does that mean free smartball?
Phosphatide: ooh different hole placement
SnivianMoon: It looks so hard to be precise on this game.
Sheikun07: Ian you have very poor impulse control
angryoptimist: T
RoastedGravy: Plinko?!
Sheikun07: Okay I have to admit you got me there
spawnofhastur: Forklifting seems more fun than chopping wood tbh
SnivianMoon: Curse you physics!
CaptainSpam: MULTIBALL!!!!!
SnivianMoon: Mulitball! MULTIBALL!
angryoptimist: Flunge it!
CaptainSpam: SHOWTIME!!!
silenceaux: Multiball slightly less lucrative than hoped.
Phosphatide: 2/5 forever
spawnofhastur: we need to see if heather is any good at this.
rucdoc: Mistakes may have been made
KingHippoJr: play smarter
SnivianMoon: Blern bleeeeeern!
angryoptimist: "I'll keep going. I'll pass." LUL
KingHippoJr: smart and funny ball
Phosphatide: more like DUMB ball haha gottem
BusTed: benginBurn
RoastedGravy: Smart and Funny.
Sheikun07: Okay, that last Chobu looks kind of creepy
silenceaux: So maybe Beej would be the one with surprising Smart Ball skills
blip2004: i could see the chobu already
rucdoc: please define Everything
RoastedGravy: Look at that tiny adult.
Phosphatide: furniture princess is a good name
angryoptimist: All I know about Lucky Hit is that it'd be better if it was goats and turnips? I learned that from the highlights.
ElementalAlchemist: Is the furniture princess related to the auto princess?
RoastedGravy: Chobu in the potted plants would be 10/10 disguise.
SnivianMoon: Princess, eh? I would've thought her an Empress, since she probably deals in Ottomans.
KingHippoJr: i'm here for the Smart Ball
RoastedGravy: HA!
Phosphatide: oh my god
RoastedGravy: GOT THERE!
Phosphatide: it's even textured
asddsa28: your geting better at it i think
spawnofhastur: also chobu is a male chicken right. so we've been asking people to show us their cock.
FITorion: that one was disturbing looking
SniperPumpkin: fine furniture man is barely even trying
DarkMorford: He looks very Jeff Foxworthy.
SnivianMoon: This man is twisting in ways that can't be good for his spine.
spawnofhastur: I'll forgive this man his terrible chobu hiding skills for being a cool guy
RoastedGravy: I bet Chobu’s in one of the vases.
rucdoc: do we run barter town?
RoastedGravy: I wanna see if I can go 2 for 2.
SnivianMoon: For every shop, we have two questions: 1) Where's the Chobu? 2) Show us the Chobu.
RoastedGravy: Dinger.
SnivianMoon: SCISSORS
spawnofhastur: look at that fuckin' brow ridge, goddamn.
RoastedGravy: That is one well-defined nose.
Phosphatide: good luck pal
ElementalAlchemist: Did you find their chobu?
RoastedGravy: You know, he kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds.
StabsofWar: Soap Land!
blip2004: kung fu hostess bar?
Sheikun07: SHE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
rucdoc: she's gonna punch his head off
silenceaux: Kung Fu Hostess Bar??? Kinda into it
RoastedGravy: I thought that was only Japan that had Soap Lands.
Sheikun07: Also I would absolutely go to a kung fu hostess bar
ElementalAlchemist: He wants to "spar"
angryoptimist: Can we see him accidentally get his ass beaten?
angryoptimist: I wanna see it.
Phosphatide: seems intense, i'd go
Bladinus: The Chobu must flow
Sheikun07: Because I'm not going to the other kind of hostess bar. That just seems... sad.
SnivianMoon: What's Chobu on the Scoville scale?
angryoptimist: Kung Fu Hostess Bar seems Ranma 1/2 AF.
Juliamon: I want to say "this game's not THAT cruel" but then I remembered the bookstore
Sheikun07: Hostess Martial Arts
SniperPumpkin: so many potential chobu spoots in this store
Phosphatide: i dunno how wise an open area spice shop is, what if there's a windy day?
RoastedGravy: I see it.
Sheikun07: Beat people up by serving drinks and flirting
RoastedGravy: Oh, never mind.
RoastedGravy: Well, I’m 1 for 3 now.
ElementalAlchemist: "Dried Dried Goods"
Sheikun07: Absolutely Ranma 1/2 af
ElementalAlchemist: Horse Dance?!
Sheikun07: I like the selection of weaponry
benv0li0: Thanks for the HahaGingercat @i_am_clockwork
silenceaux: Ian, resist the urge to buy a wooden dummy for your home
RoastedGravy: I don’t want to see your “wooden dummy”. Kappa
angryoptimist: I mean, if you want to make Ranma flirt with people and serve drinks, tell 'im it's a martial arts. Then he'll get really good at it.
ElementalAlchemist: We could also try our one inch plus one foot punch
angryoptimist: And presumably beat someone in a hostess martial arts competition and it'll be forgotten about forever?
rucdoc: third kid selling smartball
angryoptimist: I liked Smart Ball better when it was SMASH Ball. Kappa
KingHippoJr: please... i'm here for the Smart Ball
SnivianMoon: A game of lucky hit?
angryoptimist: Roll it on top?
RiverBirch: Smash, Smart, and Selectball. Strength, Intelligence, and Dexterity
ElementalAlchemist: Is Roll It On Top in Niaowu?
ultimateslaier: Google.com
SnivianMoon: Roll it on top is in Niaowu. I believe it's in the Rose Garden? And it might be in an area we haven't reached yet.
Sheikun07: He did say pier
ElementalAlchemist: yes, pier at 5PM
Sheikun07: That's a pose right there
Phosphatide: LUL
MrQBear: Is this guy about to put Ian into a trashcan?
Sheikun07: "I've been posing here for half an hour"
Sheikun07: CHICKEN
BahamutZER0: metal gear?
blip2004: lrrSPOOP_TK
Phosphatide: you have to yell the name too
rucdoc: wet mans
KingHippoJr: let
angryoptimist: :D
CaptainSpam: Direct, and to the point. I like that move.
SnivianMoon: This music is intense
KingHippoJr: let's get back to smart ball
ElementalAlchemist: sploosh!
CaptainSpam: He's dead now.
RiverBirch: That mans dead
Telarra_: F
Sheikun07: He's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
angryoptimist: F
benv0li0: I was so worried you wer gonna uppercut those chickens
Phosphatide: no more forklifting for you i guess
CaptainSpam: Best to not think about him any longer. The time when he existed has passed.
BahamutZER0: does this mean we can't forklift anymore
Fruan: Now you are the only one who knows this ancient and secret technique
rucdoc: he works on the dock, he probably knows how to swim
angryoptimist: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SnivianMoon: Don't forget to assign it in your move book first.
angryoptimist: ha!
Phosphatide: chris beringer
CaptainSpam: I still like this guy's voice.
blip2004: such a formal man
DipneaDragon: "sort of" "wonderful"
Sheikun07: "Is your training going well?" "Eeeeeeeeeh..." "Excellent news"
ElementalAlchemist: wonderful
angryoptimist: Brawling uppercut is literally the classic Mortal Kombat uppercut--there should be a Shao Khan "Excellent!" every time you hit someone with it and they should fly 30 feet directly up in the air.
ElementalAlchemist: I love when training is going sort of well
MrQBear: I like this guy's voice.
ElementalAlchemist: that's excellent
Sheikun07: Excuse
angryoptimist: Red Wolfdragon!
Phosphatide: wolf means dragon in chinese, ian
KingHippoJr: kick him in the nards
angryoptimist: Like how Dreamvoid means Ass.
angryoptimist: Like kinda DOES look like a goofy and bad move.
orionsrise1: what's up Ian
CaptainSpam: Leaves an opening, but looks like it hits like a truck.
angryoptimist: If you can beat people with only that move it'd be hilarious.
TheMerricat: 2
Pal_Friendpatine: If it shows me the button taps at a set speed I should press AT that speed, right?
Erudite_Cynic: how many levels of uppercut are you on my dude?
TheMerricat: @Pal_Friendpatine looks like you want to do it as fast as possible instead
CaptainSpam: Well, that would be if this were a rhythm game, but it's... actually, wait, HAS there been a rhythm game section yet?
ElementalAlchemist: no
angryoptimist: G R E A T
ElementalAlchemist: #BringBackKaraoke
Pal_Friendpatine: I guess after a while I would be pressing the codes much quicker
ElementalAlchemist: I am
ElementalAlchemist: Karaoke was great
angryoptimist: Presumably a lot of them are still working on Yakuza and not this?
angryoptimist: So, do you think there'll be a Shenmue 4?
SnivianMoon: I would be very surprised if there's any motion on Shenmue 4.
SnivianMoon: Apparently III isn't exactly flying off the shelf.
orionsrise1: hey a Guan Yu statue
angryoptimist: The non-apple food is mighty.
ElementalAlchemist: That sounds different from Horse Dance
TheMerricat: "Shenmue series director Yu Suzuki has revealed in a letter to fans that he intends to continue the series with a Shenmue 4." "Yu Suzuki has described his commitment to Shenmue as part of a “20-year vision” for the story"
angryoptimist: Horse Dance Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: Yay! I'm helping!
orionsrise1: yay I'm helping!
angryoptimist: !updog
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angryoptimist: LUL
orionsrise1: too broke right now sorry Ian. just gunna be a bad fly for now
orionsrise1: gad fly jeez
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RiverBirch: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @themerricat
Fruan: HahaShrugLeft kathle3PRISM HahaShrugRight
angryoptimist: HahaShrugLeft lrrHEART HahaShrugRight
orionsrise1: huh?
orionsrise1: lol thanks @themerricat
ElementalAlchemist: Don't forget to save
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream, Ian
ElementalAlchemist: There you go
Phosphatide: the finale!
ElementalAlchemist: long, long gaaaaaaaaame
angryoptimist: Long Lo~ng Ga~me
Phosphatide: probably
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orionsrise1: last one!
Pal_Friendpatine: Good times! Glad to see everyone! HahaCat HahaBall
SnivianMoon: Thanks much for the stream, and the Shenmuening Ian! Have a wonderful evening.
orionsrise1: take it easy Ian
angryoptimist: G'night everyone!