Invitare: yes, because for that one leader, Blair, they got the Sun to support them
malc: (someone is having a bad evening)
TheMerricat: sorry to both of you. :-(
Metric_Furlong: so that 3% difference there accounted for 153 seats
Invitare: Rupert Murdoch is kingmaker
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: yo
TheMerricat: Afternoon @TXC2 :-)
TXC2: hello TehAmelie and TheMerricat
malc: good evening, TXC2 Harbinger of Streams
TXC2: yeap that's me
TheMerricat: ah we've got a good 30 min before stream starts. :-P
Asoxa: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (23s from now).
TehAmelie: breaking the bank sounds as bad as this school that went under in Sweden in the middle of term and left the students without grades
Bearcat1019: !next
Metric_Furlong: so yeah, you could say FPTP has some... 'issues' as a system :p
TehAmelie: yay for our world-unique for-profit schools
TXC2: school can go broke?
TheMerricat: Even public schools can go broke.
simriel: Who's ready to Point some Checks
simriel: All Checklands to become pointed :P
NightValien28: okay I will yell at the bank after checkpoint
TheMerricat: Or at least 'disappear'/un-be
djalternative: no. not that
Questhere: check paint standing by
TXC2: if we're gonna point lands, point fetches Kappa
kusinohki: I'm catching checkpoint live? what madness is this?!
djalternative: check punt standing by
TXC2: kusinohki it ain't live yet Kappa
TehAmelie: it's the madness where checkpoint is on time? lrrBEEJ
kusinohki: checkered past, standing by
TheMerricat: You'd be surprised how many folk we'd hire at my old hospital who no longer had a copy of their degree and couldn't produce a new one because the school no longer existed and the records disappeared.
DipneaDragon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (2m ago).
ContingentCat: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [16h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Play It Forward is back on the air with more Shenmue III, and Ian is primed for casual forklift employment. 📷 ||
ArcOfTheConclave: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Izhuark: @TheMerricat Sounds unnerving from a managing standpoint.
Dared00: Hi chat, any Checkpoint updates?
TXC2: hello Dared00 none yet
TehAmelie: they exist in the future
kassy_13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (3m ago).
djalternative: we've gotten through the third checkpoint
TXC2: the far of future of 2020......wait
PanickedFox: Soon they will exist in the past
Izhuark: Welcome to Krogpoint !
kusinohki: "In the year 2000...."
TXC2: how has there not been a krogpoint crapshot?
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy.
TXC2: hello red_shoes_jeff welcome
Metric_Furlong: 'Yes, Krog checking points of spears. Need be sharp, for better hunt mammoth'
TheMerricat: @Izhuark it was part of doing business, unfortunately. It got real bad a couple of years ago when the state decided that all nursing staff in hospital needed at least a bachelor's of nursing degree by 2020. 50% of our staff couldn't prove they had their BSN, the other half couldn't prove they had gotten a lesser 'diploma program' certificate to the schools they were attempting to apply to to get into a fast tracked BSN program.
Twinklebees: Metric_Furlong: Krog get report of mammoth over in north field. It big game news.
TheMerricat: ended up losing a lot of nurses to that one.
Jeezy56: can't wait for the long game tonight, but unless twitch vods improve from being completely unwatchable soon I fear it'll be a few days before I'll be able to watch it, an no chat kinda sucks too.
CaptainEnder7: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (6m ago).
TXC2: Twinklebees slowclap.wav
Metric_Furlong: Twinklebees ...well plaid
TheMerricat: ysbrydPunjail ysbrydPunjail
Izhuark: @TheMerricat That sounds terrible, it crazy the ripple effect bureaucracy can have.
simriel: I have been totally avoiding this Long Game run, cause I wanna go into Betrayal Legacy pretty cold
PanickedFox: I want a Krogpoint sketch now
TXC2: sadly we'd have to wait at least 6 months for the summer
KharadBanar: when is lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: soon?
kassy_13: i want to play betrayal legacy myself but i don't have regular friends to play regularly with :'( so i'm gonna try and hook them with betrayal at house on the hill ;)
Metric_Furlong: Jeezy56 yeah, the vods have been quite glitchy lately
quasi79fu: Is their betrayal legacy game soon?
kassy_13: @quasi79fu it's tonight
TehAmelie: there was that time Krog channeled wisdom from the future for some reason
quasi79fu: when? I dont know their schedule
TXC2: !event
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kassy_13: honestly surely there should be unlimited ways of playing betrayal?
InquisitorGaia: the betrayal legacy game is in 4 hours
quasi79fu: I also live in new york
InquisitorGaia: we have checkpoint starting soon
kassy_13: depending on the room you're in/etc the haunt would play out differently
TheMerricat: @Jeezy56 don't know if it'd help or not but when I have VOD issues I just use to download the vod directly in parts and watch them 'offline'
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie The Cast
InquisitorGaia: lrrmtg after checkpoint
Izhuark: @TehAmelie The audible sponsorship ? It's one of my favourite :)
InquisitorGaia: and the long game after lrrmtg
ContingentCat: @quasi79fu yup last two Betralyl legacy games are at 8pm est
kassy_13: but i guess the mechanics are the same
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (10m ago).
quasi79fu: tanks be backj at 8pm
kassy_13: we also don't know how long they're going to go for!
TheMerricat: it'll be live, so something will happen...
TXC2: they'll go until they finish Kappa
InquisitorGaia: @no thats in 2 days
kassy_13: i hope they miraculously manage not to get a haunt for a few rounds past the first possibility
TheMerricat: and then maybe a bit after that.
ContingentCat: "by hook or by crook we're finishing it" I believe they said
simriel: Been a while since we had a LRL right?
ContingentCat: !! title change
TheMerricat: category just updated
InquisitorGaia: LRL is in 2 days
TXC2: simriel not since October I think
incslayer: well there was that "EVENT" that happened in november...
kassy_13: @simriel this weekend!
Anaerin: Oh boy that FO76 news.
simriel: @incslayer Dunno what you mean, November is 2 weeks long
TXC2: yes, the "event"
ContingentCat: @simriel yup not since october
Metric_Furlong: Anaerin what went wrong this time?
TheMerricat: the plan to have one in november fell through I think. or do I misremember the explanation of why they were doing lrl monthly was so that they could do one even after DB.
simriel: Maybe I will catch LRL live, but depends if I manage to fix my sleep pattern
kassy_13: it definitely fell through, it was on the schedule and then removed
ContingentCat: I thought they said from the outset that there would be none in november?
Anaerin: Metric_Furlong There's a script out that lets you spawn ANYTHING. Including the Prydwyn, for instance, along with human NPCs like Preston Garvey.
ContingentCat: maybe I'm thinking of something else
incslayer: singal
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DevInsanity: lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
teavian: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: ContingentCat friday nights maybe?
ritchards: they initially said there would be LRL in November, but that was before they fully got hit by DB
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simriel: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: @TXC2 or that roadquest took a break during the Event
TheMerricat: plans change, as things happen.
kusinohki: @TheMerricat thanks for untwitch link. don't suppose you know of something similar for youtube? (download for offline viewing later...)
TXC2: ContingentCat ah could be
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Izhuark: @PixelArtDragon hello !
Anaerin: kusinohki There's the youtube-dl script, and a few hosted versions of that.
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrAWESOME_SA lrrAWESOME_SA lrrAWESOME_SA
TXC2: TheMerricat I've never had a plan that didn't change :P
IsaTheEngie: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: @kusinohki not that I've used directly but has a bunch of links that look like they'd work.
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TheMerricat: and the engery......
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KharadBanar: there kind of is continuity between Krogshots
aridesi: farfaSL
floki4242: I've never done a crap shot with surge as a cult leader
RobotInProgress: I have stockings now?!
Anaerin: @Metric_Furlong There's a (now patched, but unpatched for at least a week) script out that lets you spawn ANYTHING from FO4 or 76, including unreleased items. Including the Prydwyn, for instance, along with human NPCs like Preston Garvey, and any weapon you like from FO4 and 76.
Driosenth: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
kassy_13: lrrBEEJ_RD lrrGRAHAM_RD
TheSpindash: The deep and detailed lore of Banana Cori
floki4242: have they ever
accountmadeforants: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrARROW_SA
virre_: What was Beej doing
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Metric_Furlong: Anaerin oh dear
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TheMerricat: lrrDILLY_SA lrrDILLY_SA lrrDILLY_SA
Kykiwi: #LORE
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_RD
simriel: @virre_ Consuming reality
Invitare: can't get away from Banana Cori either
red_shoes_jeff: lrrFRUMP_RD
kassy_13: oh i love that @accountmadeforants
kenkopin: @Reecer6 I was thinking more like "Frère Jacques"
ksurugger1: Beej, was that a yawn or your soul trying to escape?
sivakrytos: lrrGARBO_RD
LordManiMani: seabatTROG_SA seabatTROG_SA
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT_RD it doesn't work perfectly for all of them
mtvcdm: lrrCREEPL_RD lrrCREEPR_RD
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrAWESOME_SA
Reecer6: hold on, does the reindeer emote move to attach to a nose
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MAPBoardgames: Santa hat on the creepy smile is creepy
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saiaseigm: I choose to believe that all crapshot lore is just Kayfabe for UFW.
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ContingentCat: "the creepy doll is upsetting" is a sentence that requires no context
Rebbers: seabatYIKES_SG
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_RD
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TXC2: "the creepy doll is upsetting" well yeah? Kappa
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Izhuark: bye bye !
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LordManiMani: today
TXC2: coolbond easy now
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unfamiliarpatterns: old man beej
simriel: Thanks for the HahaSweat @moonstruckragamuffin
TheJoe743: Thanks for the HahaHide @pterodactal
LordManiMani: well that was whelming
orbitaltuna: it's very boxy
mtvcdm: The B O X
ContingentCat: sometimes existence just has to be enough
Reecer6: i am excited for my xhumidifer
darkalter2000: lrrEFF_SA
Stoffern: Its the Xbox we dese?rve
TXC2: it exbibits mass
aridesi: first time I caught one of these
Inari_Kitsune: Yay checkpoint!
sir_jack_DB: WOO
kassy_13: HahaBall
sir_jack_DB: the hot take!
simriel: Fuckin Recluse...
saiaseigm: OWL2019salt
NightValien28: oh look an inferior computer
simriel: @NightValien28 Right? It's a PC with extra steps
virre_: Internet trucks
NightValien28: fallout 76, still broken, water wet, fire hot
incslayer: WOW
UnknownGerm: WUT
LordManiMani: yo
ContingentCat: wat
Critterbot: Because Bethesda.
saiaseigm: OWL2019calavera
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
LordManiMani: seabatPjorg
Anaerin: They spawn without arms, legs or a head until you relog.
LordManiMani: aaahahahaha
incslayer: why does the game even contain the prydwin asset
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: never underestimate modders
TXC2: from the past? boy thats some Lag Kappa
TehAmelie: it's always shocking how much stuff they can put in as junk files probably no one knows about
Conyst: FailFish Bethesda
NightValien28: why is that even in the game?
virre_: Nah I am sure there was compatibly issues somewhere
simriel: @NightValien28 Cause it's the same engine? So probably for Test purposes? or legacy code?
ShaneLeeAtk: Change Management Meetings are of the DEVIL!!!
BtEtta: Google haven't killed Stadia yet?! lrrBEEJ
Critterbot: Is there a slight delay?
Anaerin: Because Fallout76 is a hacked-up version of Fallout 4.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
sholmes_gaming: Looks like there's a 0.25 or so second delay
muondecay: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
TXC2: one xbox one x box
TehAmelie: Xbox lrrEFF You, i'll take it
mtvcdm: The Box
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shit
ContingentCat: sigh
Conyst: I give Stadia 8 months now
Reecer6: oh my god
Koios7: The X.B.O.X.
simriel: It really is a PC, but worse
Stoffern: xxx
Izhuark: This is just a pc at this point.
NightValien28: so fortnite?
togashinaruta: I’m an exchange admin, and I feel seen now
MousseFilledCat: Thank god for sony's naming system
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could have used a worse font
virre_: xbox xbox
KV1NN4: SXBox?
LordManiMani: ahaha. again.
saiaseigm: wut
ani_laurel: this hurts
ANeMzero: We've got Xbox 1, Xbox One and Xbox Xbox Xbox.
Pazy160: Stadia continues to feel like a service that is a year away from release.
Reecer6: i despise everyone at microsoft who has ever had some level of importance over naming their gaming products
1losttheGame: SFXBox
NightValien28: or overwatch, or pubg or rainbow six
unfamiliarpatterns: lol
incslayer: "how many" Dont worry about
Conyst: Xbox SEries X
LordManiMani: is the Xbox Molyneux's cube
Fruan: So Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox one, Xbox. Makes sense to me!
TheMerricat: why so series x?
KV1NN4: SrsXBox
Phosphatide: graham got so hurt my stream froze LUL
NightValien28: shouldn't that be more powerful instead of most powerful?
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah at this point I don’t care what a console looks like. So long as it can perform. So imma gonna wait.
delta__vee: wait... so this is actually a new console generation?
simriel: @Izhuark A PC you can't upgrade, or fix
mercano82: Say what you want about Sony, they at least have an easy-to-understand naming scheme for their console.
Izhuark: @simriel Exactly !
saiaseigm: OWL2019salt (god I’m getting distance outta that one today)
Gizmoloid: I didn't think they could name it worse than Xbox One, but they are a determined bunch.
virre_: Maybe it overheats so it is a toaster
ani_laurel: who wears shoes indoors?
ContingentCat: wat
NimrodXIV: wat
Izhuark: wait whut ?
simriel: "gaming" sock
DiscordianTokkan: That's a SOCK?
ANeMzero: It's taking the Switch approach of "lets make something awkward to put on a shelf so you have to keep it right in front of the TV
kamelion84: katesWat
mtvcdm: WHY
ani_laurel: thats a sad slipper
incslayer: lol
ContingentCat: a "fucking shoe" is something else Beej
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Its a slipper
badpandabear: Soo a slipper
saiaseigm: oh FFS
TXC2: if it doesn't come up to the knee, its not a fucking sock Kappa
muondecay: oh boy
virre_: The shoes inddor is so north america only
mtvcdm: i physically hurt
Reecer6: ?????
incslayer: "with console gamers in mind"?
AtomicAlchemical: what.
TehAmelie: i like my playstation that slides in under the cabinet with the TV on it and movies in it
ExachixKitsune: Wow checkpoint is feisty today.
1losttheGame: PC gamers need not apply LUL
mtvcdm: this is causing me pain, in my soul
Reecer6: help, my footwear is active
Abavus: Gamers actively gaming!
saiaseigm: @txc2 Thigh High Or Die
ContingentCat: grip?
Critterbot: y tho
accountmadeforants: These look like those Olympic 100m sprint shoes. The ones that disintegrate after a single run.
offbeatwitch: GAMER SHOES
kusinohki: sooooo.... bedroom slippers?
LordZarano: so it's a slipper
LordManiMani: wat
ANeMzero: VR Slippers?
ani_laurel: who asked for this?
Driosenth: please tell me the trademarked "Active Gaming Footware"
SoaringDragon42: wat
SalmirAeon: that makes my eye twitch
simriel: None of my socks come up to the knee...
Phosphatide: ah the AGF
TheMerricat: slippers....
TXC2: just were loffers
Electrodyne: Okay but where can I get poopin shoes?
TXC2: *ware
PixelArtDragon: Wow, the stories today are more sarcastic than normal
ani_laurel: I'll find my own socks gladly, holy crap
Reecer6: modes are: standing and sitting
TsialiKamala: Capitalism needs to die -.-
AtomicAlchemical: but why?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If they were done right, they might be good for boldering and the like
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
MAPBoardgames: There is a lot of F-bombs other salt this episode. Are G and Beej angry about something?
teavian: Amazing.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a PSVR controller?
Izhuark: XD
Stoffern: what the F
Abavus: excuse me?
unfamiliarpatterns: WHAT
offbeatwitch: kathle3EYE
CamelAttack: Are...are these socks transformers?
SalmirAeon: croc, ha!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Attack mode socks. Obviously.
Lithobraker: But does it come with free shipping for CORE GAMERS
Reecer6: well, it's not a croc
UnknownGerm: They should be touting its ability to tamp down foot odor, let's be real
Jeezy56: TXC2 but... puma doesn't rhyme with loafer
Conyst: slippers cost like 10 bucks for a dev
Rhynerd: Is this yu-gi-oh?
TheMerricat: Ah, this is for VR gamers, it's like $600 mice... you get super traction while standing.
Pal_Friendpatine: @ani_laurel probably nobody. But the company is going to sell to the public that they, the public, was asking for it
simriel: So... Can I send my socks to murder my enemies?
DiscordianTokkan: HahaShrugLeft HahaReindeer HahaShrugRight
TheJoe743: I play my socks face down in defense mode!
Reecer6: oh no, i wanna play this one day, muted
LlewellynZ: ?? wat?
saiaseigm: OWL2019salt
ani_laurel: @Pal_Friendpatine agreed, also I adore your name
ContingentCat: neat now I know I have the same shoe size as Beej
NightValien28: yup
Driosenth: A Boy and his Blob
Juliamon: I sure do remember the huddle
NightValien28: WHY
red_shoes_jeff: I place my Gamer Socks face-down in Defense Mode!
Izhuark: Why ?
DarkAbyssKeeper: wat
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, yes! The thing that they're making with Realdoll
incslayer: Giantbomb has a video of unboxing that toy
Garbonzo42: oh no
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I would
FlyingUltraCar: uhhhh
Aitsu111: oh boi
MousseFilledCat: I need one!!!
A_Dub888: But.... Halloween was months ago
NightValien28: NO
offbeatwitch: kathle3KNOT
LeonisCo: are spoilers over yet?
ContingentCat: WAT
Izhuark: No !
WrightJustice: eeuuugghh
RebekahWSD: hurgh!
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrHERE
simriel: Nope
Lucien0451: Oh nooo
UnknownGerm: OH GOD
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
Phosphatide: oh god
Decaped: a follow up to this story! amazing!
Pal_Friendpatine: @ani_laurel thanks. I can’t take full credit for coming up with it, but I surely like having it lrrAWESOME_SA
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
kusinohki: thanks, I hate it
virre_: No no no
Orgmastron: NOPE
TrueThorn: No
SydPreviouslyHeadache: holy shit\
WrightJustice: no thanks
ContingentCat: NO
saiaseigm: Nonononono
Zanaide: Do the huddle.. Do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do
virre_: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
NimrodXIV: nope. nope. nope.
accountmadeforants: An incredible achievement.
1losttheGame: i think im sick
offbeatwitch: H A N D F E E L
simriel: Nope Nope, Nope nope nope. NOPE
LordManiMani: seabatYIKES_SQ seabatYIKES seabatYIKES_SQ
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
muondecay: Capitalism is a hell of a drug
Phosphatide: OH GOD
KharadBanar: lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: That is EXACTLY what he described!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what why
PixelArtDragon: Oh god. I guessed Hasbro. I was so naive. I wish I was right.
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
Anaerin: Nope. NOPE!
Gizmoloid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no
Simonark: Oh please no
CandyNuke: Why?
kamelion84: katesNoel
Pteraspidomorphi: :D I love Playdead
DarkAbyssKeeper: PARDONFUCK!!?
TrueThorn: NO!4
Nigouki: oh god, like 6 of these are gonna show up in Mail Time aren't they
saiaseigm: OWLZenyatta
Drakas: is it bad i want one
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Izhuark: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Angreed66: Personally that's pretty tame
Decaped: i report this episode for most fucks
Conyst: oh god why
TheMerricat: Is it real sized?
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
incslayer: uuhhm actually there is an entrance... where you put the pedestal
simriel: Nah. Nuhuh. Nope. Nope, never. Nope
saiaseigm: gegurichuBbatta
Pazy160: Im sure if you push real hard on it you can find a way to get intimate.
Juliamon: I do... kinda want one just because it's SO weird
orbitaltuna: a fuddle
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_RD
muondecay: !badadvice
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this was wild
TXC2: nope nope nope nope nope nope fucking nope
rf232: no flared base, so watch out
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
virre_: Hahahaha
Juliamon: It would look good next to my Biting Pear
NightValien28: just because you said that the stupidest thing is coming soon
ContingentCat: LRRbot on point with that bad advice, I'd like to forget that thing
DiscordianTokkan: The Ass reduction bug!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wot.
NightValien28: weak ass chairs
Sogheim: oh no I have missed it
LordManiMani: the struggle is real
Conyst: How dare you call out Bethesda like that Beej.
yomidian: I'm happy our ass reduction problems got a mention, it's vital
Phosphatide: rip butt
accountmadeforants: That's wonderful
ani_laurel: well, at least thats gender neutral
nqbw: Cheer100
aridesi: must.......fuck..........huddle
red_shoes_jeff: I didn't.
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Dared00: @LoadingReadyRun your Xbox story is wrong: the *generation* is called Xbox, the *monolith* is called Xbox Series X, there are also heavy rumors of lower spec Xbox Series S
unfamiliarpatterns: fantastic ep
simriel: @aridesi Nope
officedge: the butt shall return
aridesi: @simriel yes
Graham_LRR: @dared00 aw what
DiscordianTokkan: FFXIV: Arsebringers
couldntpickausername: oh god I just thought of something really dumb to do wtih my points
TXC2: someone is gonna get married in that dress aren't they?
ContingentCat: we do live in a strange timeline
aridesi: must.......fuck.......huddle
ani_laurel: Thats how I react to poofy dresses
saiaseigm: Wait does wearing a 2b outfit automatically give me a great ass?
simriel: That is somehow even worse
TheMerricat: @TXC2 going?
NightValien28: still confusing AF
DiscordianTokkan: @saiaseigm Yes.
saiaseigm: Jk my ass is already fantastic.
ExachixKitsune: That's worse somehow
Abavus: But why
Sogheim: lrrPAUL ? lrrPAUL ! lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Robot_Bones: Have they embraced Bawks?
DevInsanity: That makes even less sense, since the singular is then called a series
Juliamon: I disagree Beej
simriel: @saiaseigm According to Twitter, yes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @saiaseigm it just makes the one you have even better
ani_laurel: but our dunks!
IbunWest: That sounds more correct but equally stupid.
TXC2: TheMerricat I meant both members of the couple
Reecer6: Either way it's terrible and I hate it.
DiscordianTokkan: @saiaseigm It literally makes characters butts pop out bigger. Because Reasons
KharadBanar: Xbone Ox
Izhuark: This is so dumb...
MAPBoardgames: Live fact checking!
LeonisCo: How can names be so hard to understand
Kykiwi: Xbox series play
Abavus: Xbox socks?
Anaerin: XBox Series XIII: Lightning Returns
teavian: Now I'm confused!
LeonisCo: How are they so bad at this
djalternative: Xbox series Y
offbeatwitch: I think graham getting it wrong shows how confusing this whole move is
Reecer6: The confusion is an incredibly natural consequence of their stupid-ass naming conventions.
accountmadeforants: Xbox Series Windows Phone 7 Series
virre_: Xbox series Xbox One Xbox
incslayer: i cant wait for xbox series 360
PhorrestGaze: I really hope it's just a PC
orellien2773: Just call it the XBox 720 or whatever already!
7gorobei: xBSx
TXC2: Xbox series 6, series 3 in US
IbunWest: Of all the things Microsoft decided to take from Nintendo, their terrible console naming scheme was not one I waas expecting
Sogheim: too soon, Paul
ThorSokar: So, they named this just to piss people like Graham and myself off, GREAT
coolbond: series X is a STUPID name for a console
Erudite_Cynic: also Series 2112
Fracaswell: i would that, Paul
Kykiwi: Xbox xxXXseriesXXxx
Invitare: so will you make a video where Paul has X Xboxes and everyone is confused?
Reecer6: I hope the next one is also XBox Series X, and the one after that is XBox Series X.
Fracaswell: *buy that
A_Dub888: Look dawg, I know I like Xbox but this is not what I had in mind
Dared00: Oh yeah, no, this *is* confusing
couldntpickausername: *horizontally flips both creepy doll emotes* lrrCREEPL_HF lrrCREEPR_HF
Aurelius101: I love a good Rush reference, Paul.
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ContingentCat: it sounds confusing because it is confusing
LordZarano: XBox Series #NAN
Agu_Sakku: series XXX.....
offbeatwitch: xbox box x series x box to y
Anaerin: Reecer6 XBox Series X, and XBox Series X-II
kusinohki: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @penthesilea180
Conyst: this is why you stick with numbers like Sony does
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angryoptimist: XboX Series OfTubes
Dared00: XBox World Series of Poker
TXC2: XBox series Alhpa null
TheSpindash: Xbox: The Complete Series
nevermore913: yea xbox series x that's a great name?
LeonisCo: Why not just call it Scorpio?
LordManiMani: @couldntpickausername you madman
A_Catastrophic_Success: Xbox Series PlayStation
couldntpickausername: lrrCREEPR_HF lrrCREEPL_HF
aridesi: XxxXboxxxX
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PixelArtDragon: Reading the release.... does not explain the release.
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Pal_Friendpatine: So “Series X” won’t be a series?
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PixelArtDragon: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @themerricat
Pazy160: I get why they didnt want Xbox 2 vs Playstation 3 but maybe Xbox 2 vs Playstation 5 is less of an issue.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Xbox Series X, Xbox Season X, Xbox Episode X, Xbox Edition X
Vlanoik: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @rjdennis
Erudite_Cynic: Paul has "X" Xbox X's where X = More than you
Fruan: kathle3PRISM HahaBall kathle3PRISM
Izhuark: Next the Xbox series χ
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat Nice, I'm Jewish HahaDreidel
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richard_ermen: Wouldnt Xbox Two be appropriate after the Xbox One?
NightValien28: and why series x, it makes no sense
DoodlestheGreat: Sexbox
Gizmoloid: It's not hard to get confused when their branding is practically designed to be confusing.
TXC2: also how far back?
ZethRuss: oh my, there's an unboxing video for the inside collectors edition
Fracaswell: ah, Xbox 4, got it
ContingentCat: words are hard
Conyst: @doodlesthegreat exactly
Pal_Friendpatine: @gizmoloid agreed
Koios7: That cadence was almost Dave spokesman, lol
aridesi: @doodlesthegreat agreed
Robot_Bones: Boots and cats bots and cats
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TehAmelie: at least they haven't gone full xXxd0x0bxXx. yet.
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kusinohki: xbox should really be replaced with yboy...
Lithobraker: Xbox series seires Xobx
offbeatwitch: xbox se:x
Robot_Bones: Bawks
Izhuark: @Fracaswell I think you mean Xbox 2 Kappa
TXC2: metal Bawks!
coolbond: sex box?
Phosphatide: xbox series 10
InquisitorGaia: SexBox?
Gizmoloid: XBOX Y As in WHY?
angryoptimist: XboX Se:X
TheSpindash: well, we have many data points this week to train the procedurally generated Graham to swear
Reecer6: i really hope people actually commit to calling it xbox sex
ThorSokar: Also, does that monolith have a dent on the top?
aridesi: @themerricat wanna hook me up with a sub
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Senovan: i don't even xbox and this still hurts me
UnknownGerm: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @themerricat
Zanaide: ToastBox
Lithobraker: Xbox series 420 blaze it
Koios7: Microsoft needs to stop trying to be clever with their naming
TXC2: how is there not a wrestler named Mate Black?
angryoptimist: XboX Series Box
Erudite_Cynic: X-Pac? will he and the Road Dog show up at launch? Degeneration Series X
TheMerricat: sexbox is a twich user but I'm not subing them... I don't want to know what they stream....
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RebekahWSD: I like having the Wii flat
Fracaswell: Xbox: Basalt Monolith
coolbond: @loadingreadyrun will it be called the se:x box or box se:x
Driosenth: remember the original massive xbox, It could have other stuff stacked on top of it
RebekahWSD: But now my Wii is broken and won't read discs, which is sad. Only console my husband can play with his disability
AtomicAlchemical: And he got the "F you" just perfect on that last one
ani_laurel: The switch needing exposure is at least logistical and not totally ego
cuttlefishman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR_SA
Robot_Bones: Is Brutalist console design not enough?
lirazel64: cue chimps throwing bones.
Diabore: not think about it till something goes wrong
PixelArtDragon: Let the aftershow commence!
ZethRuss: Graham, I have bad news about The Huddle figure: It does have a hole in the bottom, thats where the stand goes in...
Diabore: uh
SalmirAeon: freeze frame
PinkfloydYES: xbox 3604
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's an exciting new video glitch
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Reecer6: okay, i'm a fan of brutalism, but this console is a rectangular prism, there is nothing interesting about it
TXC2: lost some frames there
Gizmoloid: @ZethRuss :D
lirazel64: Oh dear.
Sevinon: Not quite freeze frame?
kenkopin: Xbox Series FU
red_shoes_jeff: Oh good, it wasn't just me.
NightValien28: screen froze for a while
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Sevinon: Like super slow motion
muondecay: I explicitly do all i can to hide away my plastic beepboop cubes
ThorSokar: Xbox: Series X: Your kid is going to spill a drink in to the top of this thing AND RUIN IT
aridesi: <message deleted>must............fuck...........huddle
Pal_Friendpatine: You know something is working right when you don’t always acknowledge the box that is doing the work
TheJoe743: Thanks for the Haha2020 @vlanoik
TheMerricat: wow... did the stream go black for a sec?
omdorastrix: none of the new gen designs ive seen ar "i can safely put a cup of liquid on this"... they all have vents on top
RebekahWSD: James locked y'all away?
NimrodXIV: @ZethRuss why did you have to tell us that
cuttlefishman: Is James trying to kill you
DarkAbyssKeeper: Xbox: Fuck You is the next generation's "slim".
UnknownGerm: Frames plz
Kykiwi: puma gaming sock?
ContingentCat: James doesn't want you escaping
MAPBoardgames: The XBOX360 running on its side was the cause of many a red ring o death. Since doing so covered the vents.
ZethRuss: I had to see it, so I had to share
Dared00: more like Puma Gaming Suck, amirite
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
ContingentCat: Also do you want to encourage companies that this is a good idea?
angryoptimist: @ZethRuss (Roundabout plays) <=to be continued=/=
orionsrise1: did I miss the point?!
aridesi: <message deleted>@dared00 ha gotem
incslayer: toe shoes sounds like a beej thing
ThorSokar: Beej is 100% a toe-shoes person
couldntpickausername: Graham do you like my modded emotes? lrrCREEPR_HF lrrCREEPL_HF ?
Fracaswell: for that price, you could just buy motorsport shoes that have actual soles
red_shoes_jeff: I want toe shoes...
accountmadeforants: They look like the Olympic 100m Sprint shoes which disintegrate after a single use.
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PixelArtDragon: You can buy hospital socks online and they're really good as slippers
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TXC2: Beej is a socks and sandals guy isn't he?
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chesul: red_shoes_jeff they're called Vibram 5 fingers.
cuttlefishman: lrrSPOOP_RD lrrSPOOP_RD lrrSPOOP_RD
bobzipora: i feel like someone should mention that epic is doing the weird $10 off everything sale again though coupons
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: shoes that hug your feet are the best
Mysticman89: yeah when I first saw those I thought they were nike flyknits
red_shoes_jeff: All will tremble in fear before TOE SHOES JEFF!
Izhuark: FEET
mtvcdm: I think you'd get better value from those aloe vera slippers you get in the cosmetics section at Walmart.
red_shoes_jeff: FEET
Robot_Bones: that is as close as we get to Beej Feet
virre_: I also hate when I feel I have shoes on me but I would like to not freeze
Gizmoloid: I love PCGamer article's name "Puma's 'gaming socks' cost $105 and don't even have RGB" So true.
angryoptimist: Teeth?
badpandabear: I used to wear toe shoes, but their tops wore out too quickly
RayFK: Socks and Crocs while wearing your Docks (dockers)
ThorSokar: I could see Beej doing socks-in-crocks just to make someone mad though
Robot_Bones: Toes are the Teeth of the Foot
angryoptimist: Fashion is a racket.
bobzipora: aren't the nails on the toes the teeth of the feet?
accountmadeforants: I wish I had floor heating so I could just go barefoot all the time.
ani_laurel: first fucking hire
ContingentCat: yeah I heard about that a while ago
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cuttlefishman: queen stands around a lot
ThePerrBearr: she's in her 90's she doesn't have time to deal with uncomfortable shoes
cuttlefishman: makes sense
Mattthebeard: lrrHORN
Nefarious_Ned: Ew, no, stranger's feet in MY shoes?! Yuck
Sanaj: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_SA
1losttheGame: i mean, she is also REALLY old
coolbond: @loadingreadyrun like the xbox one was called xbone you guys think we will call the series x sexbox or boxsex
chickenace11: not even if I were queen If I was super rich i do that
red_shoes_jeff: Also they explode, sometimes.
DarkAbyssKeeper: RayFK, Socks and crocs with docks and frocks.
NimrodXIV: they need to be broken in to *your*feet, not that other person...
LordManiMani: HahaGingercat
ani_laurel: I assume its someone on staff who also has the right shoe size
TXC2: theres a Friends episode where Joey hires Chandler to do that :P
ContingentCat: like glove leather
Pal_Friendpatine: Isn’t the idea good shoes don’t need to be broken in?
Driosenth: the queen doesn't want her feet 3d scanned
Sevinon: @coolbond or just the sex
Sevinon: SeX
ninja_theory_ashrams: if Beej was queen
TheMerricat: dip your feet in dipit. @LoadingReadyRun :-P
Sogheim: Paul's beard is surprisingly red today.
angryoptimist: I'd just have a robot built to do it so I wouldn't have to feel weird about it if I was super rich.
couldntpickausername: I weigh 300 pounds, I won't know if I'm going to like shoes until I've worn them for work for a few hours and at that point I can't return them. I don't know what I'm going to do now that I can't get my specific shoes from payless anymore
ani_laurel: seXbox
simriel: @Driosenth That is absolutely someones kink
nevermore913: boxsex
SpacePotato01: why not the XXXbox?
Izhuark: Sexbox rolls better on the tongue.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I've had plenty of shoes that I didn't need to break in. Sometimes shoes are just good.
ThorSokar: My money is on the "My kid spilled a drink on the top and ruined it" AKA "The Doorstop"
kusinohki: xbsx
red_shoes_jeff: I prefer the SeXbox.
muondecay: The xXBoxSeriesXx
Robot_Bones: sexBox is too complementary
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Reecer6: the sex
darkalter2000: Triple xxx
MousseFilledCat: Sony is so nice and convenient
Nefarious_Ned: XboXXX Midnight edition
angryoptimist: SeXbox scans better.
Reecer6: yes, i have the sex
Diabore: sexbox rolls of the toungue better, but makes it sound better than it is
ninja_theory_ashrams: the DirectXbox
nevermore913: same thing with the galaxy
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat LOL
Robot_Bones: oh thats good muondecay
aridesi: <message deleted>must.........fuck..........huddle
darkalter2000: The triple X
Pal_Friendpatine: I call it the “One” or the “X” or maybe the “One X”
LordZarano: the microsoft ipad
Abavus: It gets into a problem once you hit like... 14
NightValien28: watch as they mess up the ps 6
Anaerin: I bought the New Nintendo 3DS.
Diabore: yes
LordManiMani: the only times it's been relevant are the DS/3DS and the gosh dang Wii U
simriel: I bought a new pair of boots in summer, and they Just Fit. It was the best, never needed breaking in
wynternyghtynggale: paul 5 ps5
Sogheim: for a console named "sexbox," I'd expect more curves
KharadBanar: But will Paul have 5 PS5s?
DarkAbyssKeeper: BoxSex will benefit Alex, he can sell all his horny box sketches.
GDwarf: The rumour is that Microsoft didn't want their number to always be one behind Sony's
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ContingentCat: numbers are great, they don't need to complicate things
Driosenth: can we hope for 5 ps5's?
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kusinohki: maybe use years? the xbox 2020?
RebekahWSD: Windows 95. 98. XP. 2000. Help
TehAmelie: i wish they'd show half the creativity of Nintendo
Nefarious_Ned: This is some Tesla level weirdness.
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ll probably call it Series X
couldntpickausername: always bring this up: the ipad, the ipad 2, the new ipad, the ipad 4, ipad air, ipad air 2, the ipad, the ipad, the ipad (now with a larger screen) and also now being sold at the same time is the ipad air.
simriel: @Sogheim Real consoles have sharp edges
muondecay: @Robot_Bones :)
accountmadeforants: Sony's PlayStation line is the SINGLE sensibly named Sony product. The rest are like XMR-100013-RW3-B
Pal_Friendpatine: Or the New X
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Sogheim: @simriel cutting edge technology?
NightValien28: just call whatever then, its their product, series x is not even a number
IbunWest: Why not just give it a non-numerical name
tehcrashxor: Just jump straight to 10 like we did for Windows.
simriel: @Sogheim Hah!
kusinohki: that was a typo, it was supposed to be "the xbox won"
Vargen_HK: XSX, pronounced “excess sex”
ani_laurel: people make fun of Nintendo but at least they are radically different from each other
Titan457: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:59.
angryoptimist: Just do Intel/AMD-style trolling and number it one higher.
nevermore913: to be fair the Nintendo Switch name makes sense too
LordZarano: easy to google
Anaerin: The XBox 2020.
Sevinon: Tbf, Xbox, 360, One, Series X - is one of the supidest sequences ever
angryoptimist: X299? X399.
Pal_Friendpatine: @vargen_hk XSX, X sex
Driosenth: what gen i=phone do you have?
angryoptimist: "Ours is the Xbox NINE!"
Aarek: @ani_laurel Except the Wii U which they really kinda dropped the ball on naming so bad people though it wasn't a new console
offbeatwitch: apple's fucking secret santa of model numbering is stupid
DarkAbyssKeeper: The New Xbox, Xbox Classic, Diet Xbox?
TXC2: we need a xkcd flowchart for this
Sevinon: PSX
Sevinon: Yeah
ani_laurel: true
ThorSokar: Apple: We had to do the "XKCD how to date an undated map" thing for our products, because we're jerks
TheSpindash: the Xbox Switch!... oh wait...
ContingentCat: kindles are the same, there's a quiz to figure out which you have
IbunWest: @aarek And the New Nintendo 3DS
Lithobraker: The benefit of the numerical system is that one guy will buy X of PS #X
TXC2: the psOne is the travle size one
Sogheim: PSOne was the half sized, right?
simriel: but New Coke
ANeMzero: I've got a macbook pro late 2010 which.. just reminds me how old it is and maybe one day I should just buy a laptop instead of relying on on 6+ year old hand-me-downs
Anaerin: The Nintendo 3DS, and the New Nintendo 3DS
RayFK: Check out my new console, The FuckBox450. Who cares what it's named, we have exclusivity on Kingdom Hearts 4
Sevinon: Super Mario Bros. Deluxe 2
Aquarionics: I mean, Apple started numbering them with the iPhone 3G
NightValien28: that was nonsense
LordManiMani: how did Sea of Thieves not win
Diabore: @RayFK ill take 3
DoodlestheGreat: Path of Exile deserved to at least be nominated.
delta__vee: "most improved jerkfaces"
ElFuzzy: IMO Warframe is the Gold Standard and they weren't even in the running SOMEHOW. Oh well
DiscordianTokkan: Did you folk see the "Best ongoing game" announcement for Fortnite, but NOBODY in the audience cheered?
orionsrise1: all I want is BotW2
NightValien28: yeah they are all popular vote
Aarek: They should just race support tickets to see who gets it
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Warframe's red text wins all awards
DiscordianTokkan: They dubbed in clapping
djalternative: stardew valley could have won best community management
ANeMzero: There is one popular vote award
Dared00: They're 20% popular vote, 80% jury, IIRC
angryoptimist: It's true, Warframe's real strong here.
Reecer6: Like Eurovision?
incslayer: there is a popular vote part
ThorSokar: Hearthstone community team, just for lulz
TXC2: surely we should win that award? Kappa
Koios7: Fan favorite is pop vote, iirc
Pal_Friendpatine: It’s like Electoral College?
WrightJustice: fire emblem won the single popular vote award
NightValien28: okay that makes sense
Gizmoloid: OK, let's not blame Sony for PSX, they only called their PS-media-DVR thing that, PSX as a name for first gen Playstation is something that some people just do.
angryoptimist: I hope they take it into account more than ICANN does public comments... Kappa
Aarek: @ElFuzzy that reminds me I need to get my ship
simriel: The Prydwin is so fucking weird to be in 76
simriel: since it isn't BUILT for like 200 hours
Reecer6: can you mod fallout 4 into 76?
DiscordianTokkan: Here's the "Fortnite? Really?" clip:
simriel: years*
TheSpindash: "Our team of 100 sandwich artists selected the truly freshest indie game"
Reecer6: just like the whole game
aridesi: <message deleted>must......fuck........huddle
DoodlestheGreat: Pressed Gravy
couldntpickausername: can we spawn the huddle in fallout 76
offbeatwitch: ahhh fallout
LordManiMani: TY mods
Robot_Bones: Did he have any settlements that needed help?
Izhuark: Modding in a MMORPG, such a great idea !
simriel: @Robot_Bones Infinite
Aquarionics: I mean, 76 has supermutants, which were invented during FO1, so I'm not sure Bethesda gives a crap about continuity
TXC2: why would someone summon Presont Gravey?
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove
offbeatwitch: "what's anticheat" - bethesda, probably
Pazy160: Having the Fallout 4 assets is pretty absurd. I get a couple getting through by mistake but your making me download and store a whole lot of data for no reason.
espi: @TXC2 A settlement needs our help!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: WoW's 'mods' are pretty good
NightValien28: TXC2 a settlement needs our help!
ninja_theory_ashrams: nuke it all, and let Digital Jesus sort it out
simriel: @Aquarionics In fairness they added a second Strain of supermutant in fallout 3
MAPBoardgames: Because Supermutants are Fallout
Dared00: I mean, Stadia WAS advertised with a promise of "no updates" Kappa
ANeMzero: Bethesda just doesn't really care about lore and just puts the "iconic" stuff wherever they want.
Lithobraker: @DiscordianTokkan wow are millennials the new boomers? Fortnight deserves that award, even if it's popular with gen Z
incslayer: i mean Super Mutants are just FEV mutated humans (radiation simply lowers their int) Fallout 1'
simriel: There was Vault FEV in Fallout 3
angryoptimist: The lore explanations are secondary to the the fact that Bethesda wants to have all the "Fallout" things in each game.
Aquarionics: simriel: I'm not sure that's _fairness_, FO3 is at least set after FO
LordManiMani: I'm kind of relieved that Google, with all their money and metrics and privacy vicegrip, can still utterly suck at something. different divisions be damned
Anaerin: Okay, but Stadia has a static install base, they're all the same spec system, so you only have to test it once.
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simriel: @Aquarionics But that allows for Pre-Master Supermutants
TehAmelie: by the way do you guys plan on getting a Stadia for the office? to stay hip and cool with the kids and whatnot?
wildpeaks: they also claim "nothing to download" in their ads, so.. :D
accountmadeforants: I'd assume most Stadia hardware is fairly homogenized this early on, unless they really messed up.
DiscordianTokkan: @Lithobraker Nah.
TXC2: TehAmelie I doubt it
NightValien28: how's their negative latency thing going?
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginButt_SA
simriel: @Aquarionics If Supermutants are just Humans + FEV, then other FEV experiments can be done
Aquarionics: Oh, I'm sure they can justify it, it's their world after all, I just think they did it afterwards :)
PixelArtDragon: Holy crap, @TheMerricat how many accounts have you just made, and then gifted subs to?
LordManiMani: well. baldurs gate...
angryoptimist: @TheMerricat Well, that's *gotta* be a username making fun of the new Xbox doesn't it.
NimrodXIV: system update is my favorite game
Kazman20a: I don't , google is just shiiting on the devs saying its wll their fault
TheSpindash: Stadia won't be a viable platform until you can do a full Watch+Play episode using its library
ThorSokar: oh-brand
LaconicLad: I've been playing destiny 2 on Stadia. It's working fine.
simriel: @TheSpindash Whao
incslayer: @Aquarionics the FEV virus that causes the super mutants was invented before the war so super mutants would be able to exist even before Fallout 1
BtEtta: At least when I was waiting to update my switch for homebrew it was my own choice.
TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon I never make the accounts, these are all found objects. :-) I did just notice that the last one was just made though.
angryoptimist: It's almost as if Google doesn't want to admit that their programmers are perfect gods of coding and that there are limits to what they can do.
TXC2: !findquote e3
LRRbot: Quote #5943: "There's E3 the convention, and E3 the state of mind." —Paul [2019-03-25]
espi: The Xbox formerly known as "Xbox"
angryoptimist: *aren't perfect
wildpeaks: when is supposed to be E3 again ?
Kykiwi: Lol
accountmadeforants: That was me with Hyperlight Drifter on GOG. Then I sent an E-mail about it, and they updated it the next day. Which was nice.
LordManiMani: bring back spaceworld! 👏👏
badpandabear: So will Stadia players be unable to play with other players who are up to date? That sounds awful
Reecer6: Soon, it will become a general, secularized gaming event, like Christmas!
ReynardWrecca: Wow, starting a new super-early-starting job has ruined my ability to catch stuff live even worse than being in the UK. Hello lovely men.
ThorSokar: wait... you have to buy them 1 at a time?
offbeatwitch: S E E K
DarkAbyssKeeper: At what point does the Xbox just go by 'x'?
TXC2: if attack mode isn't a knife from the heel then what's the fucking point
offbeatwitch: it seeks out gamers and kills them
norivia: you've triggered my trap shoe
Robot_Bones: Nuggie Seeker has been engaged
UnboundLaconicity: Hey, Cortana: put my shoes in 'seek mode'
ninja_theory_ashrams: what mode is for running down the stairs on Christmas morning?
Phosphatide: they’re seakers Kappa
angryoptimist: If there are three modes, does that make it a Veritech shoe?
RobotInProgress: autowalk when?
SpacePotato01: I think it just means the shoes will seek each other. In case you lose one.
virre_: I think I might have needed those socks two weeks ago when I slipped indoor and hurt my back so much it still hurts a bit if I lie down to much
TheSpindash: my shoes are also a roomba!
A_Dub888: Important question: Can you use your shoes to attack your opponent's life points directly?
LordManiMani: seabatPjorg
RayFK: The fuck is a Robotech?
TheUnfoundPath: Is there a 'Find my Shoes' feature?
PhorrestGaze: thank
angryoptimist: THANK YOU BEEJ
WrightJustice: eeugh
SpacePotato01: I've never lost a shoe, but I can see that being useful.
wildpeaks: they are certainly experienced
accountmadeforants: Oh good, I'd been wearing my steel-toed boots to THE ARENA. Nice to know there's an alternative.
WrightJustice: no thanks
NimrodXIV: "good" idea
incslayer: has a unboxing video of it its trully hideous
Juliamon: What's the price on the huddle, anyway?
ContingentCat: wow
ThorSokar: "It fell off a truck, don't worry about it"
angryoptimist: Is en point Battroid mode?
DarkAbyssKeeper: A great thing to put in the closet of someone you don't like.
TXC2: Juliamon I don't wanna look it up :P
simriel: does the Huddle jiggle?
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon I think I remember seeing ~$400
LordManiMani: I mean, this is at least the second sex-toy adjacent Inside product
Pal_Friendpatine: I think I’m not going to play this now
Juliamon: TXC2 Neither do I, but I do wanna know
Izhuark: Oh that's kinda neat
simriel: Ew
accountmadeforants: That's amaazing
simriel: Oh... Oh no
TehAmelie: how long until someone does the bad stuff with the huddle and records THAT in a skull?
RebekahWSD: Oh hells
v_nome: What's a Huddle?
angryoptimist: Like, how BIG is this huddle?
TXC2: EVERYTHING at the real doll factory is body horror
simriel: Why would I ask that question
Driosenth: Did they get a full sized Huddle for the office?
simriel: I DIDN'T want the answer
red_shoes_jeff: It's a LOT upsetting, in context.
angryoptimist: Oh, so it's BIG. Oh dear.
TXC2: Yeap that sure cleared TSA Kappa
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, in context the Real Doll factory is disturbing as all hell.
NightValien28: don't nerf the butt, buff the chairs
Sogheim: dat booty tho
SpacePotato01: does it make the butt bigger?
Aarek: benginButt
ContingentCat: I'm sure all the postal workers in between would love a vibrating box
TehAmelie: clearly they were inspired by Questionable content
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginButt_SA
simriel: @TehAmelie Heh...
SpacePotato01: wait, butt so big it 'interferes' with chairs? O.o
TheUnfoundPath: "Artistic Vision"
red_shoes_jeff: benginButt benginButt benginButt
simriel: @TehAmelie Both are good
TXC2: "the butt interfered with chairs" HahaSweat
DiscordianTokkan: There was a longstanding joke that FFXIV has needed Butt Sliders since they flattened asses int he 1.0 to 2.0/Relaunch transition
incslayer: @TehAmelie are you saying we need a buttjudging contest?
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MeJustinYouChat: Butts?
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LordManiMani: uh
accountmadeforants: Buttsliders!
Sogheim: to quote the Bard, "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere"
Robot_Bones: artistic vision, truly a man of the people
TheMerricat: - making of the Huddle.
ThorSokar: So, what happened? If you sat in a chair, you fired through the ceiling ?
angryoptimist: I'm with Alex on this. "Words and deeds"; tired. Responding like Sir Mix-A-Lot; WIRED.
A_Dub888: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #774: "I don't think we need to use the butt right now." —Alex [2015-10-02]
NightValien28: the ffxiv community is wild
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
angryoptimist: F l a t t e n e d A s s e s :D
Pazy160: Talking of things we lost in FF14 going from 1.0 to 2.0, the lack of viable Shields for White Mages makes me very sad.
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electroswagnetism: I wish Black Desert didn't take so long to actually play
ninja_theory_ashrams: and CATS
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun holy carp the new buddy system is so cute
Aarek: lrrCIRCLE_SG I just realized you can make the 7Up spot with a LRR circle emote
angryoptimist: Boots and cats?
Juliamon: It's ridiculously cute.
Fluffy776: That was a fun time to pop in
ContingentCat: what's a gibble for those who don't pokemon?
Sogheim: so I can stomp around with my Nidoking?
Sogheim: sweet
Juliamon: Apparently you need to leave your house to get Wailord out
angryoptimist: M o u t h s
LordManiMani: does snorlax just kind "dortdortdortdortdort" around
Anaerin: A wee-vee.
angryoptimist: It's amazing how some pokemon are cute when they should really be horrifying.
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Sevinon: But somehow is light enough that if you do the math is significantly lighter than helium
electroswagnetism: wailord is literally a meat zeppelin, yes
CommanderPulsar: Mmm. Meat Zeppelin.
TheUnfoundPath: It's just a whale. Where is the fantasy and whimsy?! It's JUST a WHALE. That pokemon angers me.
Karfsma778: Reminder: Wailord is lighter than air
Robot_Bones: Good, I'm glad they put it to scale unlike in pokemon sword
ThorSokar: what's Ditto do? just goop around?
couldntpickausername: meat zeppelin
KV1NN4: We should be riding on Snorlax's shoulder
aridesi: can I get a life sized version of the huddle
badpandabear: Meat Zepplin
Invitare: Wailord actually is very small compared to blue whales, and is now merely the second largest pokemon,
Juliamon: I love my Dragonair, she wiggle-floats around like a flying snake
couldntpickausername: lrrAWW_RD
accountmadeforants: That makes me want to play Pokémon Go, honestly. That's a tremendous amount of effort.
Sogheim: too soon, Paul
Karfsma778: @TheUnfoundPath its a whale that's lighter than air, for one.
TXC2: Meat Zeppelin is my heavy metal band
TXC2: Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: They need to do an animation for each type of skeleton, right? so less than all of them but still a tonne
Unas84: yeah, that commercial made me reinstall Go actually
simriel: I want that
simriel: Gib AR please
simriel: I don't even want it for Pokemon, I just want AR
djalternative: gibble ar
teavian: Gibb AR
angryoptimist: I now once again wish I didn't live in a cellphone deadzone. And also had a phone with the minimum amount of grunt to actually run Pokemon Go.
Senovan: AR Gibb please
Robot_Bones: its just like social links in persona
TheSpindash: mjpa
PixelArtDragon: Is there also a Master Buddy?
Invitare: the problem with AR glasses is that they're pretty much a privacy law violation...
simriel: @teavian Gibb in AR would be amazing
ThePerrBearr: Is it actually gonna take 6 moths to reach best buddies?
kusinohki: "we're really more of an acquantance"
ThePerrBearr: like reaching best friends
Foxmar320: What about Luck Buddies? I have Lucky Friends.
Tiber727: I wish AR and Go weren't huge privacy issues.
Foxmar320: Also hello I just got home.
BtEtta: They're also adding group photos. Where up to three people can sync their AR photos. so you can do shots with multiple options.
BtEtta: *pokemon
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accountmadeforants: Adam's Persona 5 run taught me one thing: Hit 'em with the Pocket Flan.
TehAmelie: what about Brutal Buddies? i imagine they have varieties like Mortal Kombat does iwth fatalities
Gnuttor: Good evening!
ReynardWrecca: I had a dream I gave Paul £1,000,000 to make a RoadQuest UK, but he refused because I insisted they use my car.
ContingentCat: what
Lithobraker: Can my buddy beat up other buddies
ThePerrBearr: CRAB RAVE
ritchards: Crabcore!
offbeatwitch: CRAB RAVE
Critterbot: Ah...?
Znazl: HahaThisisfine
Sogheim: now I've got that song in my head, thanks Graham
Izhuark: Dancing crabs do do do do do
Aarek: crab rave
kusinohki: so a "crave"?
Sevinon: Crab rave
Karfsma778: CREB
TheUnfoundPath: Baby crabs do do do dooo...
kenkopin: alasCrab alasCrab alasCrab
electroswagnetism: 🦀
TheMerricat: Crab battle!
ContingentCat: I like it when they put silly things in things
NightValien28: the C cup?
Kykiwi: a night club? ooff
kamelion84: katesWat
TXC2: why a night club?
LaconicLad: Huh. The pinball place that's right next to my office now has a Pokestop. That's going to cut into my productivity.
Sevinon: Wow
Sevinon: yikes
Sanaj: lrrSLOTH_SA
Kykiwi: yikes
ContingentCat: yikes
adamdaw: Thanks for the Haha2020 @mejustinyouchat
ContingentCat: Oh no
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (1m ago).
accountmadeforants: HahaNutcracker
Kykiwi: oooooh noooooo
TXC2: wow that'
darkalter2000: lrrEFF_SA
Sevinon: And that's what happens when companies just to run FGC as an esport
aridesi: R A C I S M
Sevinon: *try to
ContingentCat: whoopsie doopsie
ThorSokar: The old "we know what we're doing we don't need any help" haha
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this just reeks of inexperiance, fortunate that Red Bull knows a little
Sevinon: And keep in mind that FGC is arguable the oldest and most organic esports scene that exists
Sevinon: *arguably
aridesi: thank God for redbull
TheMerricat: Apparently Capcom Cup is always ham handedly handled. Makes you wonder if they really care or if it's just something the guys who do it do as a 'side deal'.
Sogheim: Paul making funny faces makes his mouth disappear into the beard and it's making me chuckle and I'm very tired
Foxmar320: cheer55
MeJustinYouChat: Well englished
Opera707: thanks paul
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simriel: It always intrigues me when they say they are going to film 'Something'
kusinohki: "secret filming"
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chicken_mike: yay did the thing
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TXC2: strap in chat Kappa
simriel: Cam also had to go film 'Something' during Talking Sim
simriel: wonder if they are linked
ContingentCat: gesuntheit?
simriel: I knew it!
TXC2: simriel you've cracked the code!
kusinohki: and there's an LRL Sat... hrm...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: might be prerecords for LRL
simriel: Secret project! Secret project! Through the moonbase!
SketchyDetails: These "Content Creators" always going and Filming a Thing.
Mysticman89: I hope it's a 12 hour Yule log stream in 4k to accompany the cam/ian thing.
NightValien28: yes you are paul
kusinohki: !Y
ContingentCat: nobody can prove that's not the sound they made
DiscordianTokkan: HahaGoose
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: there's even a song about it, Paul
CommanderPulsar: Yay Calculus joke!
PanickedFox: You just made me spit ginger ale all over my computer
Fluffy776: Calculus jokes are integral to good humor
Sogheim: goat that screams like a man "I'm so tired! I'm so tired all the time!"
TXC2: yes "people"
Sevinon: But often derivative
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kusinohki: maybe it's irish?
ArcOfTheConclave: HONK
TXC2 honks the Jurassic park theme
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we are all part of the huddle
simriel: I need to play that game. it seems so creepy and neat
coolbond: @loadingreadyrun fun trivia papperslappen means paper note in swedish
chaostreader: With what eyes? All of them.
ThorSokar: I mean, re-do of all of the first Jurassic Park with goat noises sounds like a good project to me...
Gizmoloid: One viewer on every stream since it watches them all.
chicken_mike: i try
TXC2: surely it's chee ken mee kay? Kappa
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, Beej and Paul
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (10m ago).
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TXC2: !events
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PixelArtDragon: Thanks for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
TacitusVigil: I'm just in time for the start of Checkpoint+ ....wait. Dangit.
simriel: I went to Star Wars LAST night
Phailhammer: cya :)
Diabore: oh poor james
TXC2: !patreon
ThorSokar: As James dies inside
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Flyingdelorion: lrrHEART HahaLean
TXC2: !discord
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Pteraspidomorphi: Star What?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm missing starwars tonight because Sick, so... Live Long Game, yay!
TXC2: !twitter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww poor James
Izhuark: #thanksjames
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ty for the news
TXC2: !ytmember
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Tiber727: Noped out on Star Wars after TFA.
Joalni: Oh that's why...
aridesi: good
Pteraspidomorphi: Long Game is much more interesting
TacitusVigil: Old: Blame James New: James Plans Poorly
simriel: Did Beej just pop?
lucha_libro: I dont star wars..unless it's the Mandolorian. ;p
TXC2: goodnight Everybody
offbeatwitch: *pop*
NightValien28: oh james
TheMerricat: night @TXC2 !
Izhuark: @TXC2 good night !
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I feel cheated out of my 'x's
TheMerricat: Later chat, time for me to go a foraging. :-)
TehAmelie: i think we reached the X quota
Izhuark: bye bye @TheMerricat !
TehAmelie: nothing to do
NightValien28: good luck, hope you find many berries
simriel: Imma gonna try making an American Grilled Cheese, something I have never done before
simriel: (Name still bugs me cause it isn't grilled)
TehAmelie: what bugs me is that it's not solely made of cheese, or even mostly cheese probably
Juliamon: Depends on your definition of grill.
Pal_Friendpatine: @simriel I get what you mean. I wonder if it came from griddled? And has just been slanged over the years
Fluffy776: Alton Brown has a recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich that's actually grilled
SplittingImage77: I just came on, are we talking about the moon?
thenb44: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP lrrJUDGE lrrBEEJ lrrFINE
simriel: Like, it's Fried, in a Pan
TehAmelie: sandwich is a long word, i know, but that's the price you pay for letting earls and such dictate the language
simriel: but called a Grilled Cheese
Juliamon: People fry it in a pan because not everyone has a grill or griddle handy.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @TehAmelie me too, it sounds like they take something like halloumi and grill it with say a crumb coating
TehAmelie: in sweden we call it smörgås, which is even harder to say. but here's the secret, everyone abbreviates it to "macka"
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Pal_Friendpatine: @simriel oh I know. Language weird. Food language weird too
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I call 'em toasties
Rebbers: Lurrmtch
Pal_Friendpatine: Like a creme brûlée isn’t actually burnt cream. Just the sugar on top is caramelized
Izhuark: Badger Alert !
simriel: See, a Toasty is Toasted, or made in a Toastie machine, not Pan Friend, completely different taste and texture
ninja_theory_ashrams: badger
TehAmelie: scandaous
simriel: Saaaan
simriel: saaaaaaand
Rebbers: lrrGARBO_SA
simriel: Why can't I hold all this Sand
Izhuark: Hello Adam !
tehcrashxor: Hot mics!
thenb44: Hi adam
Juliamon: Anyway, it's time to move on from food arguments.
simriel: Space
ninja_theory_ashrams: hi?
Omthebox: James has abandoned us
Fluffy776: Well we have Best James then!
TheWarbo: When James isn't on screen, the question everyone should be asking is....
Roscoe_DarkHorse subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Roscoe_DarkHorse: I lurk, I Sub, I lurk again!
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Mysticman89: is it just loud or is there a random mic on
DiscordianTokkan: Is James sneaking in an early War of Stars?
mysticsage1: Hi!
simriel: Hey, it's James
LordZarano: I hope the next next X-Box is called An-Box. Since it's probably based on Vulkan instead of DirectX
Kazman20a: he's trying to pawn off his tickets?
angryoptimist: lrrADAM katesChair
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: He's skipped work to watch Star wars!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA
Izhuark: #blamejames ?
simriel: Absolutely Definitely James
PixelArtDragon: I see. You got back from "The filming."
Robocats0: nice hairdo
mysticsage1: we're here for you adam!
angryoptimist: lrrADAM lrrGRAHAM
DiscordianTokkan: Is James OK
DiscordianTokkan: Or just cold?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: accusation retracted
Mysticman89: graham look like he's dressed somewhat warmer
RayFK: flex
Pal_Friendpatine: @juliamon oh I wouldn’t say argument at all. Just a conversation about different types of food and food names. But I completely understand why it’s time to move on lrrAWESOME_SA
Mysticman89: compared to adam
Izhuark: lrrADAM_SG
TheWarbo: Card Kingdom dot com: "It's been great, but not a decade"
mtvcdm: The cards of trees and the skins of additional trees. The trees know what they did.
ChipMissile subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
ChipMissile: Hey look, it's LRRMTG with Adam and definitely James! I can tell because I've been here for at least 32 months.
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RayFK: Sure don't
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: fookin trees
ninja_theory_ashrams: CardKingdom: A decade of Cards
TheWarbo: Topical!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh jesus
simriel: Serge
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TheWarbo: oh wow that's gonna make any time serge is on FNPF...a thing
Rebbers: Corset draft?
Juliamon: This is why I gave up on trying to collect 'em all. Impossible to keep up.
Invitare: but what if Brawlidays?
RayFK: I'll tweet the newest design when we have it on hand!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i never really thought about the life of a witch's familiar
ElektroTal: royal scions!
ElektroTal: i keep forgetting they're in here
ninja_theory_ashrams: stuff and things
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m kinda excited for the new Theros set. I kinda want to buy a bunch of packs but, you know, cash
DiscordianTokkan: mawp
Invitare: too much sound!
Juliamon: Game WHY
simriel: Mawp
TheWarbo: rip adams ears
1y1e: MAGIC has begun
accountmadeforants: Yup, that's my experience starting Arena every single time.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Magic THX
thenb44: I can hear a james
ElektroTal: i wish this game had background musikc
TheWarbo: no worries, there's no way we don't draw land lrrBEEJ
Kazman20a: add thats after it got turned sown for shenmu....
ElektroTal: it does?
Izhuark: Greed !
ElektroTal: oh, i guess i muted all the music right away and never noticed
Pal_Friendpatine: One thing I’ve never been able to do with MTG is memorize what the cards do
accountmadeforants: The music's honestly pretty good. I just prefer my own playlists.
Pazy160: Oh yeah, it makes sense this game would have music. That actually never really occured to me.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: He was already a fairy how much smaller could he get?!
Izhuark: Play queen of ice, i think.
TheWarbo: wuick, say please first
TheWarbo: oh, wouldn't have mattered
Invitare: counter spells? In Draft? It's more likely than you think
Izhuark: Well it would have gave us a body on the board if they decided to not counter it.
cotillion1850: So this green blue splashing red?
cotillion1850: Also hey Graham nice to see you on LRR MTG more often these days
Izhuark: @cotillion1850 yes, that's it.
BlightningHelix: Blocking the faerie will also turn off the fox's flying.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Adam and G, for tonight, do you prefer your face emotes santa hatted or reindeer antlered?
simriel: Ah yes. "You can Queen and make A Food" a normal human sentence
xXOtaku_KingXx: I made a sweet new deck with outmuscle and thousand year storm
TehAmelie: i just made an orange food
Rebbers: @simriel Maybe you're playing chess and baking a cake
zepinkone: is this the blitzball of Arena?
BloodnBullets: HahaShrugLeft HahaThisisfine HahaShrugRight
frozenphoenix7: James is responsible in Magic. Responsible for drawing a million lands Kappa
Izhuark: Paladin ?
cotillion1850: Just slam the paladin I think
frozenphoenix7: I heard that one.
cotillion1850: Wow I heard that
Ringo_The_Monkey: Audible