ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Cori for a bonus stream of the 1997 point-and-click adventure game Blade Runner on this bonus Christmas Eve stream. Game: Blade Runner) at Tue 06:00 PM PST (10m from now).
TehAmelie: yeah, he's just going to raise a million bucks, film the show, and it'll be so great they'll have to give him permission, you see
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: It's really hard to kill someone if they don't trust you.
TehAmelie: err
ContingentCat: I got that advice earlier, is LRRbot trying to tell us something?
TehAmelie: "don't trust Lrrboy" is what i'm getting
ContingentCat: sounds like a good idea
TehAmelie: back to Game of Thrones guy, sure the lawyers have told him that's not how any of this works four times, but "this" time for sure
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NightValien28: crimes!!!!
Pal_Friendpatine: Ok so I am super wattsHYPE for this game stream tonight
iammorthos: without the vods this stream would vanish, like tears in the rain
MistahFixIt: I heard there were crimes? lrrBEEJ
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frankscx: enhance. enhance. enhance.
Perchipy: Christmas bonus stream?!
Juliamon: crime time!
MistahFixIt: Why aren't you helping the turtle, chat?
Juliamon: Perchipy There's ANOTHER one tomorrow!
Juliamon: !schedule
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Fluffy776: lrrHEART katesHeart slytqHeart kathle3HEX
Rufran: Hi Cori
MistahFixIt: Shortbread Good
DiscordianTokkan: Never be sorry for shortbread!
MistahFixIt: HULLO!
Aldunis: What happened to the plums?
NojhLivic: Hi
voslan: Shortbreadis best bread
Pal_Friendpatine: Blade Runner!!!!
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Be Blade. Do crimes.
Bladinus: lrrCORI_SA
Pal_Friendpatine: Ready to run some blades
Questhere: HahaCat
EricTheOrange: uncensored cookie action
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta eat them before they go bad!
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Rufran: you have dominion over the cookies
Dog_of_Myth: You are now the Cookie Monster
Fluffy776: oh rad! thanks, gog, for being awesome
ContingentCat: alright, I was making cookie but I burnt them
MistahFixIt: Cori has dominion over the moonbase! ANARCHY REIGNS
NojhLivic: Loading knife, readying edge, running blade?
Kikazi: NomNom
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TeamGoatToken: Oh my, shortbread. How are we to compete with that
orbitaltuna: i hear cori's eating all the cookies ccolorD
TehAmelie: hi Cori!
comandant_cocopuffs: Manifest destiny but for cookies, eating them is justified and inevitable.
Radyin: Is this millionaire’s shortbread, thousandaire’s shortbread, or standard?
TeamGoatToken: ENHANCE
MistahFixIt: Wait Westwood Studios?
frankscx: MAH EYES
Ba_Dum_Tish: Blade runner from last month
MistahFixIt: Like, OG Command and Conquer WW Studios?
TehAmelie: they did Command & Conquer and this
EJGRgunner: @MistahFixIt Yes
Nigouki: So is this some kind of indie Detroit Become Human rip-off? Kappa
MistahFixIt: DOPE.
orbitaltuna: clang clang clang?
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, I don't NOT like sexy robots
EricTheOrange: oooh sexy robots, that is relevent to my intrests
Rufran: oh it's this game
orbitaltuna: oh wait, life like texture
TehAmelie: you gotta pronounce the red, italicized, bolded text of REPLICANT
NightValien28: enhance
RuiFaleiro: You mean, Detroit: BH, but if you couldn't sympathize with the robots?
TheMerricat: Did you know they don't have Replicant laws in Canada?
MistahFixIt: "Live The Good Life In The Offworld Colonies! :D"
DiscordianTokkan: The Past!
Nigouki: oh hey, a game set in the past
TehAmelie: it looks JUST like Shadowrun
EricTheOrange: mmmmm 90s HMVs
WonderfulGlory: Are we just watching the movie?
TehAmelie hides
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
VTMarik: Yeah, retirement. K-I-L-L-E-D, retirement
EricTheOrange: er FMVs
frankscx: they should make a movie from this premise
MistahFixIt: Ahhh mid 90's FMV
SketchyDetails: This is one of them historical games, like oregon trail
Fluffy776: huh, less smog than LA has now
MistahFixIt: wait what
ContingentCat: oh my
TehAmelie: i always wanted to know what those skyscrapers are doing that involves venting fireballs up the roof
Juliamon: Oh boy.
NightValien28: well fuck
DiscordianTokkan: Tiger cage?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Are you ready to be retired to the farm uns
NightValien28: mm LA did not change
Ba_Dum_Tish: upstate
MistahFixIt: So we're some other has-been Blade Runner?
Bolterdash: I need an adult
Fluffy776: dang, this is really nice for 1997. I was expecting it to look bad
NightValien28: we are his cousin, beckard
frankscx: is that the guy from crazytown
MistahFixIt: CROMCH
TehAmelie: it's the era of SPUD, but these devs are good
splatty1: oh, he came with easy snap arms
Juliamon: Yeah, honestly this is really sweet for the time period. Very expressive.
DiscordianTokkan: Nooo, the birb!
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Spacecarl: We're those llamas?
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comandant_cocopuffs: Birb rip
e_bloc: Corgo100 received Disco Elysium for my birthday and hear all the dialogue in yours and Cameron's voice now.
NightValien28: why is he holding a pigeon
ContingentCat: the normal reason
DiscordianTokkan: "Remind me tomorrow" Haha, now it's Beej and Heather's problem!
Pal_Friendpatine: That was an awesome sentence
VTMarik: You can tell which cut of the movie they used as the basis
Nigouki: NightValien28 symbolism.jpeg
frankscx: Schizoid Grandma haven't toured in a while
Rufran: this seems like a weird game to receive a key for
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep anything weird is from the 90s
MistahFixIt: I need to get around to Disco Elysium b/c any game that can kill you with nodding must be worth playing
Juliamon: Now there's a chin
NightValien28: remind me tomorrow, updating in 20 min
EJGRgunner: Windows is trying to "upgrade" back to Windows95: Hi, it looks like you're trying to retire a replicant! Would you like help?
Nigouki: hmm, is this game too old to have subtitles?
EJGRgunner: Possibly
MistahFixIt: Ah the stereotypical washed-up 90's cop. Junk Food in one hand, liquor bottle in the other.
EricTheOrange: that man is a slab of beef
TehAmelie: that's just Dirty Harry with a realistic bourbon belly
MistahFixIt: That snicker's bar actually had gorilla glue on it and the cop's too ashamed to admit its stuck to his arm now
EJGRgunner: Scully?
ContingentCat: legally distinct scully
frankscx: gesundheit
EJGRgunner: Looks more like Legally Distinct Renee Russo, actually
TehAmelie: hmm did they smoke in X-Files or was it just that one guy who's famous for it?
DiscordianTokkan: Her... forearms are just a bit too long to be normal
MistahFixIt: Dos Are Extinct?!
e_bloc: is Runciter a reference to Ubik?
MistahFixIt: 0/10 Worst Game Ever
EJGRgunner: Oh hey. That was apparently Lisa Edelstein voicing the redhead
TehAmelie: i'd like a normal conversation please
NightValien28: we score and die
TehAmelie: not for the game, just in general
NightValien28: TehAmelie not in this game
frankscx: one erratic convo good sir
comandant_cocopuffs: I just thought of the monty python argument sketch
DiscordianTokkan: No Kia, oh, like the phones!
EricTheOrange: oooh 3D, so fnacy
Bladinus: rayfkSanic
MistahFixIt: Gotta Go Moderately Quickly!
Perchipy: The first thing I think of when I hear Kia is the car
ContingentCat: "horse chrome" the browser of choice for horses
RuiFaleiro: I thought they were using it as Killed In Action on first skim.
NightValien28: walk,run, run 2.0
Gizmoloid: I like how only "live" part of the sign is broken.
RuiFaleiro: Oh. I was hoping that guy died.
Meltalar: !updog
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TehAmelie: what PD are we, did he say?
Driosenth: I think LAPD
PMAvers: That disc is made of wood.
TehAmelie: weird, we may not be in Detroit
Rufran: yeah, lapd
MistahFixIt: BEEP
frankscx: good luck finding a computer with an optical drive in 2019
Gizmoloid: I think you mess with the video on a special computer.
Nigouki: frankscx i still have my Blu-ray/HD-DVD drive combo :D
noSmokeFire: can't hang out because of family time, but looking forward to the VOD. tah!
Pal_Friendpatine: @frankscx who would have thought that to be true
PMAvers: Let me just slot this disc... *opens mouth and shoves the disc in*
voslan: Gotta loce the Retro-Futurisum
Pal_Friendpatine: @nigouki you have HD-DVD! Lucky. I was rooting for it
dangerous_safety: Are these... Animals?
Driosenth: better question, WHY would the video be stored to optical discs rather than tape drives
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PMAvers: Because optical discs involve lasers.
PMAvers: Ergo more future.
PMAvers: Let's ask Kim what he thinks of this case.
sgtpowderfinger: so cool
QuietJay: Shooting range next to the main frame seems about right.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! So how are the blades running?
TehAmelie: i've never seen a "roof" button on an elevator. not that it doesn't seem possible
LiveFaust: So I just got here. Getting new use out of the Sega CD? lrrBEEJ
frankscx: if you have the gun, YOU decide what's for shootin'
TehAmelie: you have the power of god!
PharaohBender27: So what year is this game from, anyhow?
TehAmelie: 1997
Mysticman89: Enhance!
QuietJay: ENHANCE!
DiscordianTokkan: Enhaaaaance!
TehAmelie: is this going to be 1997 Telling Lies?
frankscx: Esper was a good deck choice in November 2019 Standard
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie That scans. This has 1990s FMV written all over it
LiveFaust: slytqOMG
TehAmelie: you should have seen the intro. it was like Spud but good
MistahFixIt: ENHANCE, as a game mechanic.
Nigouki: wait, can you read what he's reading?
MistahFixIt: Interesting :P
NathanJay_GA: evening, all! This is a nice surprise. It'll help me wind down a little
frankscx: good to see they still remember harambe in the future
PharaohBender27: I'm . . . trying an failing to imagine what "like Spud but good" looks like
PharaohBender27: *trying and
TehAmelie: i hope everyone remembered to pick up free Ape Escape from the epic store
Gizmoloid: If I recall correctly ENHANCE in this game can practically look around the corner.
TehAmelie: Ape Out, even
Rufran: enhance in this series is magically
Rufran: magical*
TehAmelie: visual calculus is strong in this meta too eh
TehAmelie: warm memories
NathanJay_GA: damn
voslan: holy.......
ContingentCat: wat
MistahFixIt: Powwice?
DiscordianTokkan: A real tough hombré, said in 2019
frankscx: it's okay, they were criminals
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal1224 Here's some bits so :lrrCORI no longer has to work for whatever Scrooge is forcing her to work on Christmas Eve :kappaclaus
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TehAmelie: that reminds me, Watchmen the show is p. great
PMAvers: But baby has a GUN
BrindleBoar: F
ContingentCat: oopsie doopsie
TehAmelie: i hope the real gunfights are exactly like this
Gizmoloid: Baby WAS the gun!
Nigouki: where's the acetone and match button?
PMAvers: Oh, so basically the Detroit Police training series.
frankscx: > pour acetone on suspect
NathanJay_GA: ooh, fancy transition
TehAmelie: they weren't suspects, they were "pimps"
orbitaltuna: are you not supposed to shoot the ones with babies?
CaptainSpam: Ah, Bread Runner.
TStodden: LadyBaby always gets me with their song Nippon Manju.
orbitaltuna: BabyRage
TheMerricat: Reminder all, this is a SCUMM game.
TehAmelie: civilian casualties: acceptable
zed_alpha: SCUMM?
PharaohBender27: SCUMM?
ContingentCat: dang baby women
TehAmelie: whole entire team is babies!
orbitaltuna: standard issued babies
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] Stop it! Stop having babies!
LRRbot: New quote #6645: "Stop it! Stop having babies!" —Cori [2019-12-24]
frankscx: it's the future, why can't a modern woman have a baby AND a gun
NathanJay_GA: HahaNutcracker
Spacecarl: this place is huge
TehAmelie: i bet the calculating criminals all have babies for human shields
PharaohBender27: Dang, that quote's going to cause some headscratching later on
PMAvers: But what if the baby is wearing ceramic armor?
Juliamon: That's how you know it's a good quote.
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mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
orbitaltuna: you killed all the babies
ContingentCat: I Heather and friends lrrHEART
Juliamon: Hello Lunar Raiders!
ContingentCat: *hi
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
BibitteNoire: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
mtvcdm: !team
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Lord_Hosk: lunar raid
ANeMzero: Ah, Westwood Blade Runner, a christmas classic.
LunarJade: Hey Cori!
ExhaustedElox: Hey, Cori. :)
LunarJade: You got some blades you running with?
TehAmelie: ahoy
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EricTheOrange: just steal someone elses used cigs
TehAmelie: just noticed the "esper room" sign
TehAmelie: the future is weird
mtvcdm: Running with blades is so unsafe. You could poke someone's eye out.
Cmdrlyneye: HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
SquareDotCube: Esper Room, when you need some esprit d'corps.
TehAmelie: our man at least has good running elbow technique
NathanJay_GA: that's one hell of an office
ExhaustedElox: lrrCORI_SA Merry Christmas, Cori.
MistahFixIt: Hahaha nnnnnnh 😬
PharaohBender27: What . . . what was the point of that interaction!?
MistahFixIt: I do not like the desk sergeant.
ContingentCat: !findquote robots
LRRbot: Quote #6344: "All my friends are robots and I'm scared." —James [2019-08-20]
korvys: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
Paranundrox: hello Chat, hello Cori
Pal_Friendpatine: Such quick elevator rides
Paranundrox: how is everyone?
ContingentCat: does our car have christmas lights on it?
TehAmelie: you have a car that takes up the whole roof of the police station. are you superstar cop?
MostCallMe__Tim: how.... old is this game? Or is it new but retromade?
PharaohBender27: Hey, it
CaptainSpam: Runciters Live Anime?
Cmdrlyneye: this game is very pretty
MistahFixIt: hewwo?
mtvcdm: Hewwo?
ContingentCat: @MostCallMe__Tim it came out in 1997 iirc
PharaohBender27: DARN THAT RETURN BUTTON! - Hey, it's Christmas Eve, of course everyone's gone
Paranundrox: hewwo
Fletcherizer: hello? House keeping!
Pal_Friendpatine: @mostcallme__tim 1997. Now available on GOG
MistahFixIt: Mistew Wepwicant? H-hewwo?
NathanJay_GA: when was this made? The visuals seem quite high-fidelity
Gizmoloid: I think you still have more info to dig up from the ENHANCE machine, though it's been more than a decade since I've played it I don't really remember.
Fletcherizer: that room looks like it needs a lot of cleaning
Paranundrox: Is it me Uwu're wooking fow?
marty0214: what were the murdered animals?
ANeMzero: @NathanJay_GA 1997
Conyst: hewwo wehcome to the cwinic
Spacecarl: was there more in the photos to enhance?
marty0214: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:49.
ANeMzero: They're using voxel models for characters because they integrate better with the prerendered backgrounds.
NathanJay_GA: @anemzero Yeah, I can see that being the case
ContingentCat: why not?
marty0214: it's foggy out?
TehAmelie: and a backlit fan
SquareDotCube: Because Batman can solve this crime better than us
MistahFixIt: *points* BACKLIT FAN
Paranundrox: to summon Batman
TehAmelie: a backlit fan outdoors. . .
ANeMzero: Which is also probably played a part in why it took so long to get running on modern systems
marty0214: 88!!
PharaohBender27: Why's there a fan at that spot!?
PharaohBender27: What's it fanning!?
EricTheOrange: DOG
Greggleswong: NICE
Simonark: Both.
Rufran: the dog
marty0214: Is it a machine?
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 doggo!
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ContingentCat: ah the old game, dog or wife
EricTheOrange: well "shes about 2 now" says the dog
Paranundrox: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
PharaohBender27: Wow, either pets are expensive in this universe, or this guy has shitty pay
jessieimproved: Thanks for the HahaElf @e_bloc
NathanJay_GA: I can just imagine some of the hacks that they had to use to get this working in its day
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 It's the former
SquareDotCube: ENHANCE
MistahFixIt: Pets went extinct so now they're all robots apparently.
marty0214: if it's cannon, real animals would be extremely expensive
ANeMzero: Ars Technica has a War Stories video on it from.. February?
Nigouki: snek
Mysticman89: a lot of these sounds sound like they're just ripped from jeopardy
marty0214: lol
NathanJay_GA: I'll have to check that out, thanks for the tip!
Greggleswong: @anemzero loved that episode
bowsin_durrows: teakKevin teakKevin teakKevin
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I should probably out myself before embarrassing myself . . . I've never actually seen Blade Runner. Most of what I know about it is through cultural osmosis :/
Nigouki: i feel like the enhance is bullshit enough to let you read what he's reading
ContingentCat: I haven't seen the movie but isn't the animals thing a major difference between Bladerunner and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
DiscordianTokkan: Blade Runner, by WinAmp! They really find out who whipped the Llama's ass
Greggleswong: @pharaohbender27 never too late to start...with the dir3ctor's cut
Drakas: hello
marty0214: yeah they never talked about the sheep in Blade Runner
Despoiler98: When is this game from is this a retro game or a new game in retro style?
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 1997
Pal_Friendpatine: @despoiler98 1997. Now on GOG
NathanJay_GA: glug glug glug glug
Despoiler98: neat
marty0214: lovely
EricTheOrange: the do random things room
Nigouki: cycled ALL the fluids
Paranundrox: these certainly are noises
Despoiler98: doggo!
marty0214: is it day?
DiscordianTokkan: New Day new dog to pet
ANeMzero: New Me, who dis?
Paranundrox: someone recorded those
Despoiler98: YAY doggo wants the goods
Despoiler98: 10/10 game of the year
Rufran: slept in your clothes and continued wearing them
NathanJay_GA: bark bork
MistahFixIt: Ohhhh Deckard, don't you DARE be sour! It's a New Day, yes it is, so clap your hands, and feel the power!
EricTheOrange: So did they give us a dog just so they can kill it later. Cuz if they did Imma be mad.
Paranundrox: can you pet the dog?
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Tajessa: Merry Christmas to all at LRR and all in the chat <3
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marty0214: Where are all the people!
marty0214: I wonder what it does
Paranundrox: Merry Christmas to all who celebrate
MistahFixIt: "AtmosFear."
NathanJay_GA: something is wrong with that bat signal, though
marty0214: Cool!
ANeMzero: The player character isn't actually Deckard, it's an original character for the game.
TehAmelie: let's play "open world game or just bad at giving directions?"
TrueTransSoulAlesha: turning this on to what looked like just a shot from the movie was weird.
ContingentCat: it's Schmeckard
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Despoiler98: A GROUND CAR *gasp*
NathanJay_GA: I imagine part of the reason is that Harrison Ford's likeness costs too much
ANeMzero: but he is essentially just the Kyle Katarn to Deckard's Han Solo.
marty0214: VTOL mode
Nigouki: TehAmelie i think it's more like "you haven't clicked on that one pixel yet"
PharaohBender27: @NathanJay_GA Frankly, I suspect that the bat signal is there for the same reason as the outdoor backlit fan - Rule of Cool
DiscordianTokkan: Damn
raven534: @TehAmelie a very necessary game, as otherwise The Quivering is open world
marty0214: 95!
MistahFixIt: Adorable.
SquareDotCube: "Classic" HAH
marty0214: what year is this?
PMAvers: 2019
Rufran: 2019!
BusTed: Original movie was 2019
MistahFixIt: I'm amazed they got a 95 Pontiac to last long enough to appear in 2019 Kappa
TehAmelie: the signal light "could" be to guide flying cars in
NathanJay_GA: @pharaohbender27 oh for sure, though it seems to be on the fritz
marty0214: nice!
Pal_Friendpatine: @marty0214 1997 game. Nov 2019 ingame
RvLeshrac: NathanJay_GA: There's an unbelievable amount of baggage that comes with using an "official" character.
marty0214: thanks :)
EricTheOrange: If you're interested in if the dog dies i did find out via google
marty0214: So this story litterally happened last month
SquareDotCube: how now, Brown Cow
MistahFixIt: "Crystal Steele"
marty0214: The Tyrells!
MistahFixIt: The most noir sounding name I've ever heard in my life
RvLeshrac: We don't have flying cars, but we do have a dystopian nightmare where thousands of people are packed into shoeboxes because no one can afford more space than that.
Drakas: how is everyone going
Nigouki: so they have no cloud sync, you need to plug in
BusTed: seabatYIKES
marty0214: Is that David Cross?
Twilight_Spark: Man 2019 was wild.
MistahFixIt: "What's that? Due Process? Bus you pal."
marty0214: probably not lol
PharaohBender27: So Blade Runner is if the world were just *slightly* shittier and WAY more high-tech right now
Nigouki: well we already heard of cops just setting people on fire
MistahFixIt: She `100% police brutality'd that guy
Despoiler98: they beat the shit out of him
marty0214: LOL
PharaohBender27: Or maybe more accurately, if tech advances had taken a different route
marty0214: of course he had a katana
NightValien28: samurai sword you say
ANeMzero: So what I'm getting is that this organization has a strict No Edgelords policy
MistahFixIt: Vee Tee Oh Ell Mode
DiscordianTokkan: VeeTeeOhEll
MistahFixIt: You can just say Vee-Tol. That's a thing.
orbitaltuna: the mode that shall not be named
marty0214: Where we goin?
marty0214: Off World eh?
Spacecarl: I have... concerns about chinatown
Despoiler98: Can you get me some LowMein Please?
Asimech: "Ooh, I'm not lichen the sound of that."
MistahFixIt: Saltuna Sushi Kappa
TehAmelie: poster moment!
Twilight_Spark: Yeah, lichen subscribe.
DiscordianTokkan: Lichenthropes! lrrBEEJ
orbitaltuna: better than soylent... or maybe not
EricTheOrange: Off world? I'm not familliar with the world of bladerunner, how is space travel.
PharaohBender27: "You'll be likin' our lichen!"
NathanJay_GA: It's not the best chooooiiiiice...
Nicarrow: I LOVE this game
marty0214: follow out back!
marty0214: a Cauldron!
ContingentCat: um
TehAmelie: two cauldrons!
EricTheOrange: so is this racist?
Despoiler98: that is an OMINOUS Cauldron
marty0214: where the familiar?
TheMerricat: lichen is green
DiscordianTokkan: Actual Cauldrons, for Lichen algae gumbo?
MistahFixIt: Mmmn Nutrient Slurry! Kappa
FuzBubbles: Is this a new game?
Despoiler98: @TheMerricat that is true
Spacecarl: is this a game where you need to save a lot?
Juliamon: FuzBubbles 1997, newly on GoG
XedMada: We never see space, its always alluded to
SquareDotCube: A cauldron, or a cartoon cannon?
frankscx: this game needs subtitles so we can better appreciate the borderline racism
RebekahWSD: When did this game come out?
marty0214: holy f!
Nigouki: i don't think they ever clarified the space travel too much, just that the colonization and associated replicant slave labor is rampant
EricTheOrange: ummm
Despoiler98: HOLY SHIT
ContingentCat: @FuzBubbles it's very not new, 1997
RebekahWSD: And what the hell
marty0214: get that guy!
Despoiler98: are you ded?
Juliamon: Oh, nope
Twilight_Spark: RIP
TehAmelie: oh yeah, 1990s cyberpunk had a surprising amount of ancient China in it
notthepenguins: this man seems trustworthy
Nicarrow: nope
MistahFixIt: Did we get killed by boiling Soy Lichen Slurry?
Despoiler98: your covered in LICHEN
orbitaltuna: you didn't even taste the soup
DiscordianTokkan: Now you ARE a Lichenthrope! Were-soup!
Asimech: The cook took a lichen to us.
PMAvers: Blade Runner at the Olympics 2019
Mysticman89: I was thinking lately how the 'save' icon is still commonly a floppy disk, when theres probably lots of people who have never seen a floppy
marty0214: I guess we go that a way
dangerous_safety: dad away
ContingentCat: left?
DiscordianTokkan: Right alleyway?
Despoiler98: this is completely a trap
Pal_Friendpatine: I would assume with flying cars that space travel is pretty easy but apparently not integrated into society other than food, labor, and materials things.
MistahFixIt: @Mysticman89 - Iconography is a wild thing to study tbh.
PMAvers: Right to bear babies as a gun
marty0214: wut the
marty0214: hahaha
TehAmelie: i mean there are definitely more people who have never seen a computer than who have never seen a floppy disc
marty0214: Go that a way
marty0214: well that's not totally uninteresting
swaggytaco: somehow not totally uninteresting
TehAmelie: *but have seen a computer
marty0214: lol
Pal_Friendpatine: More in the garbage bin?
XedMada: Was this pixelated live action? Whats the name for this asset style/approach?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cori that not what "running the plates" means
Pal_Friendpatine: Cursor was still green
TehAmelie: i heard voxels
Nigouki: Soup-erior chef
raven534: Is this going to be a full run of the game?
Pal_Friendpatine: Well worth a try
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks Cori!
EricTheOrange: get yourself a racist mug from the trash
raven534: Or will there be one at some point?
SquareDotCube: I think we've reached our first puzzle
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think you need to go back to the locked door....
PharaohBender27: Not us, that's who!
orbitaltuna: is that a grate next to the trash?
TehAmelie: the soup is disturbingly viscous
XIIV13C100111: I was confused when the notification said playing blade runner but now I understand
Asimech: @TehAmelie Some people prefer their soup chewy. Nothing wrong with that.
raven534: Someone please create a joke using the words viscount, viscous, and couscous
Asimech: "The viscous viscount got couscous"?
TheMerricat: @XIIV13C100111 gog just released it.
wynternyghtynggale: just got home from work to this lovely stream <3
Asimech: "Couscount"?
TheMerricat: Something is suppose to happen here.... weird.
Rufran: can you shoot the door open?
XedMada: Enhance
Laserbeaks_Fury: Get the flask
PharaohBender27: @raven534 The viscount enjoyed eating viscous curry with a side of couscous?"
orbitaltuna: that'll teach the door a lesson
Eklinaar: Ye cannot get ye flask
Rufran: dang
ContingentCat: that'll show the door
TehAmelie: this show is brought to you by viscount Crisco's discount couscous. it's viciously viscous!
Masslost: can you shoot the red and green switch
Nigouki: so still haven't clicked that one important pixel from some other scene?
Asimech: Doesn't the game have a per-run based RNG? As in, not all scenes play in all play-throughs?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Bug?
raven534: @TehAmelie was that an intentional QWRPline sponsor?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lavatory?
TehAmelie: well yeah
Asimech: When I played this back in the day I was under the impression the chase sequences are timed. But I have nothing to back that up.
misskale: There had been a green thing in front of the door. It showed up quickly when you moused over it.
TehAmelie: Beej's ads is my model for when you just have a bunch of words that sound funny together and want to make a joke out of them
Nigouki: wait, would the photos give you the chef's mugshot?
TacitusVigil: Hello all. Happy Decemberween Eve/Decemberween.
Pal_Friendpatine: Hey everyone remember when games didn’t tell you how to play them
Pal_Friendpatine: You had to figure it out?
TacitusVigil: Are we Harrison Ford?
Rufran: nope
raven534: Friend of mine recently got into zelda
Rufran: original character
TheMerricat: @Pal_Friendpatine I even remember when there wasn't an internet walkthrough available to do the figuring for me. ;-)
Nigouki: Harrison Ford's face probably costs too much
TacitusVigil: Farrison Hord?
PharaohBender27: @Pal_Friendpatine Pretty sure that's why I gave up early on on a few old games :P
Juliamon: We are Legally Distinct OC Do Not Steal
raven534: So now I'm letting him play through all of mine, and he's annoyed at the difficulty
RvLeshrac: Is it safe to interact with yourself on stream?
dangerous_safety: Larrsion Cord
misskale: It was on the floor in front of the door, it may have been you though
misskale: If it turns green when it goes over you.
ANeMzero: Kyle Katarn But a Blade Runner.
PharaohBender27: @dangerous_safety :D
SquareDotCube: Evebody do the dinosaur?
TehAmelie: Dark Souls definitely cured me of banging my head against games without looking at the internet for answers
Talin06: reload and chase faster?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I missed a portion of the start of this, is this spoiler free? I ask because something was suppose to happpen but I'm not sure if its something bugged or not.
misskale: It must have been it hitting you. I'm sorry!
raven534: !advice
LRRbot: Follow the quest nipple.
TheMerricat: The guy you were chasing is suppose to pop out behind you when you approach the door.
dangerous_safety: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
Asimech: @TheMerricat Oh. That should not happen in every run.
Nigouki: did we actually get everything out of the photo enhancing?
ANeMzero: The game randomizes who is a replicant when you start, so sometimes characters do different things
Rufran: oh right, I forgot this game has some random differences every run
swaggytaco: this game is so pretty
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow this game sounds like it was way ahead of its time
TheMerricat: ah that's a nice trick.
Pal_Friendpatine: And like we don’t use those aspects anymore
Rufran: some of the things that change significantly affect the plot, too
raven534: RunCiters: they credit the runs
Countjondi: When was this game released
Countjondi: ?
ANeMzero: 1997
ContingentCat: 1997
Asimech: @raven534 So they're a laxative appreciation society?
cyber5am: my daughter baught me this game for my fortieth birthday and weirdly enough we were talking about it today
ANeMzero: Back in the days when we still weren't sure if Polygons or voxels would be the 3D standard. This one uses Voxels for character models.
Nigouki: huh
Nigouki: neat
Pal_Friendpatine: We don’t even try to talk
RaemonDamon: welp
EricTheOrange: you just killed a man
RaemonDamon: we killed a man
ContingentCat: welp
Asimech: Yep. Ran into them here as well when I played.
swaggytaco: innovative combat
Rufran: hahahaha
EricTheOrange: soooo no one cares that you just killed that guy for no apparent reason
wildpeaks: sweet, a bonus Cori stream
ContingentCat: lrrSpoop
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
raven534: Remember: doesn't matter how bad things get, it's not The Quivering
TacitusVigil: Did they say "Moonbus"?
NightValien28: ew a dead body
Rufran: they are pretty sure the man you killed was a replicant
PMAvers: Well, how else are you going to get to Moonschool?
EricTheOrange: So Ima guess that guy was a replicant if you killed him and no one cared
Nigouki: Moonbus, one that goes to the Moonbase
Rufran: so it's fine
TacitusVigil: @Nigouki That's what I was thinking :D
wildpeaks: Moonbus for Hope
wildpeaks: dog \o/
Ba_Dum_Tish: Doggo
Rufran: also, the man at the dumpster mentioned he had a limp, which is supposed to tell you it was one of the two involved in the animal murder
Laserbeaks_Fury: is dog a robot?
TacitusVigil: So we have pretty much the same crappy apartment as Harrison Ford?
raven534: The moonbus goes to the moonbase, but Cori needs the Orbiting Underground Moonbus to get home
ContingentCat: is our dog named Dog?
EricTheOrange: I did find out if the dog dies or not. But I wont spoil it here. But if you are like me and interested in knowing, you can google it.
Rufran: introspection over robots that dont want to die
wildpeaks: uhh
Despoiler98: NOPE
NightValien28: BUTT
Despoiler98: TOS TOS
Nigouki: thank god for 4:3 and not 16:9
wildpeaks: that's ok, I didn't need my eyes anymore
wildpeaks: this man didn't skip arm day
Fruan: Why did they program the replicant with an accent?
swaggytaco: maybe he should get a bigger dog
paciferal: Series 6 had implanted memories right?
LazyC0Mmander: I guess it's a relatively quick way to go
MrPipboy3000: Good News! Its a suppository!
DiscordianTokkan: The Organ Designers... live on DNA Row.
Nigouki: some explosives do apparently have POISON DO NO EAT on them and those kinds of warnings always end up on there for a reason
raven534: That gun looked more like a box
PharaohBender27: I mean, the camera ALREADY GOT YOU
PharaohBender27: Unless he somehow also shot the tape/memory card?
corpseponcho: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:11.
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's IRONIC
raven534: !findquote kill
LRRbot: Quote #169: "You've killed Ian. — What a relief." —Heather and Beej [2015-04-28]
NightValien28: that's what I call my grandma
wildpeaks: you call your grandma "dinner time" ?
NightValien28: killer
Rufran: I wish I could see the context for the quotes sometimes
wildpeaks: :D
PMAvers: Supercooooooooop
Juliamon: Rufran There's a whole Discord channel devoted to that
Nigouki: start ALL the quests
Rufran: oh
TheMerricat: RETIRING. Cori, RETIRING.
Asimech: Wait. If it's nobody's business why are we picking it up?
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun so which kind of cop are you?
PharaohBender27: @Rufran I think there's an ongoing database for that FAKE EDIT what Juliamon said
PMAvers: Dog Cop
Rufran: yeah, I found it, I just didnt know it was there to find
Juliamon: The audio encoding keeps making me think his name is LaCroix rather than McCoy
ContingentCat: if only
raven534: Ah yes, the cop made of carbonated flavor water
Juliamon: Which, all things considered, still makes sense. He's pretty bland.
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, the Columbo Tactic
Spacecarl: So does that mean he's a vampire?
MistahFixIt: "Just ehhhh one more thing..."
PMAvers: But what if we built a machine that could watch the monitors themselves?
EricTheOrange: we seem to be some kind of Noir cop
Spacecarl: surely nothing evil can happen in this room?
PMAvers: "Entertain"
ContingentCat: yes?
NathanJay_GA: Robot Bob Hope?
PMAvers: Marilyn 2.0
Asimech: Thank you 90s low res modelling, thank you for not being "HD".
frankscx: what’s the deal with space liner food. amirite
Tiber727: The comedian confuses the robots and they self-destruct from a logic error.
PharaohBender27: "I'm just going to take pictures of these floor lights now"
ContingentCat: ah Maggie is our dog's name
Asimech: Well, low resolution in general, I guess.
PharaohBender27: "Whoops, last picture of that light didn't come out right - gotta do it again"
TemporallyAwry: I mean - with all that C4, it'd just be rude to use a gun I guess?
TehAmelie: the "got kicked in the nuts" limp is the technical term
Asimech: Look, if you've got C4 chunk half the size of the biggest chunk of cheese I have ever seen you gotta use it.
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
TemporallyAwry: Hey SnackPak .o/
Pal_Friendpatine: Now that I understand the pacing of this game. I like it. Especially when the official soundtrack graces my ears
MistahFixIt: H-hewwo? Mistew Powwiceman?
PharaohBender27: Oh, no coroner with problematic humor tonight?
NathanJay_GA: Who was sip?
wildpeaks: cool technology
ContingentCat: yup it's a gujn
TacitusVigil: I feel like we should be saying "enhance" more Kappa
Spacecarl: would this be the kind of game to enhance the reflection in his glasses?
PharaohBender27: ENHANCE
Nigouki: milk crate?
Nigouki: he did come in with it
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Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm glad they didn't call the animal robots "androids"
mantuka17: merry christmas to the lrr crew may you all have a blessed christmas
RassilonDND: robot taxonomy is super confusing in my opinion
ContingentCat: wow rude
PharaohBender27: What'd we do!?
RassilonDND: i mean, is he wrong? do I want to find out?
TacitusVigil: Wait, what?
Spacecarl: you get a cash reward for... retiring them? That can't lead to any bad outcomes!
PharaohBender27: I'm . . . confused
DiscordianTokkan: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
RassilonDND: i mean a pet pig could be a nice compromise?
raven534: lrrHAM
TacitusVigil: For some reason I was thinking he was telling us to get a pig to then raise and then make into bacon.
Tajessa: I love that LRRbot has a self care reminder in it
TacitusVigil: And that idea horrified me.
ContingentCat: rightfully so
raven534: !findquote ham
LRRbot: Quote #2926: "Do ham sandwiches fold?" —Cameron [2016-07-07]
SnackPak_: Iuptime
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Just jam it in there.
raven534: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
dangerous_safety: !smash
LRRbot: Put Bubsy in Smash, you cowards!
raven534: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out https://pump19.eu/bingo for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
ContingentCat: !findquote socks
LRRbot: Quote #1400: "What about the Socks of Righteousness?" —Cameron [2014-01-17]
raven534: Anyone know any really esoteric LRRbot commands?
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Juliamon: I know lots of them Kappa
TStodden: !help
wildpeaks: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
raven534: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
TStodden: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
wildpeaks: or the wyrmwood
TStodden: lrrWOW LRRBot on point!
raven534: !quote game Quivering
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Tajessa: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
raven534: !quote game Spud
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
RassilonDND: is that a hot mike im listening to, or is that just the background chatter they put in the game?
Juliamon: The game
RassilonDND: thanks!
ContingentCat: game sounds I think
TStodden: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
raven534: !quote show W+P
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Tajessa: !find quote gnome
Juliamon: Also, a lot of quotes lack full tags for various reasons, so the fancy searches won't always work.
Tajessa: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
TStodden: !mcplan
LRRbot: Friends help friends punch chunks.
ContingentCat: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
TStodden: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
wildpeaks: running intensifies
raven534: !findquote turret
LRRbot: Quote #871: "Aww... No turret for you to die in..." —Ben Soileau [2015-10-15]
TStodden: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:30:18.
TStodden: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:32:48. lrrSPOT
ContingentCat: lrrHERE
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
Asimech: Look, sometimes traffic is hell.
QuietJay: No one walks in LA
Nigouki: does your spinner have the summon like Teslas?
Juliamon: Walking is a good way to get mugged.
raven534: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
ContingentCat: why not?
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote car
LRRbot: Quote #1863: "I get to see your dick on any of these cars." —Ben [2016-02-16]
MistahFixIt: Seems like having a weagle command only invites trouble.
wildpeaks: because we have updog
mercano82: Do YOU want to try to remove !upweagle?
Spacecarl: so was there noting on that new photo?
Juliamon: The reason for a lot of commands are "because a user tried it once and the mods thought it was funny enough to add for real"
dangerous_safety: chiming for a criming
Tajessa: they see me crimin' they hatin'
EricTheOrange: can we go to DNA row?
TStodden: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Tajessa: I can HEAR that yaaaaaaay in my head :D
wildpeaks: right ? :D
Nigouki: oh yes, fish are good companions....
Driosenth: monk fish?
ContingentCat: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #731: "If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!" —James [2015-09-24]
TStodden: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always helpful.
Juliamon: Oh man, the fish jump
Asimech: That you are, LRRbot, that you are.
dangerous_safety: this bug is a feature
Countjondi: Scorpians aren't insects....
Countjondi: *scorpions
Pal_Friendpatine: Correct @countjondi . They are arachnids
Serpens77: Happy Christmahanukwaanzakahstice everyone
Pal_Friendpatine: Right?
Akchipman: Do Robots dream of Electric Sheep?
Nigouki: Phobos Wars? is this Doomguy?
Pal_Friendpatine: Bullet Bob’s Runner Surplus. Neat
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you asked a while back why they needed comedian/jester bots in space. I don't know if he had decided it by this point in the game's making but Ridley Scott confirmed in the earl 2010's that the Blade Runner and Alien universes are the same. Tyrell and WY are compeditors.
angryoptimist: Oh, hey--this is the Westwood voxel-based Blade Runner game!
Pal_Friendpatine: @themerricat that’s neat.
angryoptimist: This all ran in software back in the day--real time without 3D acceleration! But, it was actual 3D regardless.
angryoptimist: Voxel tech is pretty neat.
Pal_Friendpatine: @themerricat and not that surprising really. I can see how it would fit together
Nigouki: isn't the Kurt Russel movie Soldier also in the Blade Runner universe?
EricTheOrange: like if food is that expensive how do people, ya know, live, in bladerunner universe?
Spacecarl: Them paying you a commission for each "totally not a murder" is troubling
TStodden is struggling with seasonal merriment due to family emergency drama... & don't want to drag anybody down.
TheMerricat: @TStodden :-( sorry to hear that, be well and I hope it clears soon.
Pal_Friendpatine: @tstodden <3
Juliamon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART TStodden
angryoptimist: Hang in there, TStodden
Asimech: @EricTheOrange Hungry.
EricTheOrange: Um buddy that's not what hookers are for. Or is it, do people buy hookers for talking too in the bladerunner universe?
Serpens77: as least you're not Harry DuBois and you actually know what money *is*
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Nigouki: is that our cop friend?
Pal_Friendpatine: Is that a gremlin in the cage on the left?
Serpens77: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:34.
countz3r0: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:08.
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
countz3r0: oh man i owned this game
Lysander_Gustav: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:41 PM
TheMerricat: @countz3r0 GOG just released it last week.
Lysander_Gustav: I've never played this before but it looks quite neat.
countz3r0: @TheMerricat nice!
wildpeaks: gogcomFree
Serpens77: he said a swear!
Lysander_Gustav: Is this also the same protagonist as the movie?
Serpens77: no
Suhono: he said the shit word D:
ContingentCat: um
SnackPak_: In Detroit!
EricTheOrange: theirs no replicant rules in canada
TheMerricat: Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad? @LoadingReadyRun
Nigouki: so no replicant laws in Canada after all......
ContingentCat: they say Replicants are free in Canada
e_bloc: did you know that Los Angelos was a stop on the underground railroad
wildpeaks: turns out, we've been playing Detroit all along
Tajessa: @themerricat got there before I could ;)
angryoptimist: "wake up dead" is always hilarious.
Tajessa: !findquote detroit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
dangerous_safety: wake up dead, by entering an isekai
TheMerricat: @Tajessa I'd assume they'd scrub any existence of that quote from their memories. :-)
angryoptimist: Freshly baked guns.
Tajessa: Not if we remind them...
angryoptimist: From a gun bakery.
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote Detroit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Lysander_Gustav: lightly-squeezed guns
PharaohBender27: I just tuned back in and WHAT IS THIS DEVICE!?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
Serpens77: this is the VK test machine
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 VK machine
ContingentCat: Wow
countz3r0: damn skinjobs
Lysander_Gustav: puzzling
Nigouki: such intuitive gameplay
Asimech: BTW, you can eff up Voight-Kampff tests. And this is the tutorial.
TacitusVigil: Are we going to ask them about the turtle? :D
PharaohBender27: So his iris looks like its . . . on top of the rest of his eye? Is that a sign he's a replicant?
MistahFixIt: Hey pal.
Serpens77: He's not your pal, buddy
Lysander_Gustav: heyyyyy paaaaal
wildpeaks: He's not your buddy, friend.
Tajessa: he's not your buddy, mate
TheMerricat: Lets go VK the MAYOR!
PharaohBender27: @Serpens77 He's not your buddy, pal!
ContingentCat: he's not your friend, man
Tajessa: he's not your man, dude
Lysander_Gustav: neat, a simulated dog
TehAmelie: he's not your dude, babe
PharaohBender27: He likes saying that, doesn't he?
TheMerricat: @Lysander_Gustav we claim he's real
Blightfight: Oh, man the pixels.
mxBug: the voxels !
angryoptimist: Is there anything more 80s than a backlit fan?
Lysander_Gustav: That reminds me I should check up on the various System Shocks that are in development.
TehAmelie: i think that's more timeless
TheMerricat: Neon pink gym suits. @angryoptimist
Fruan: @angryoptimist The backlit fans and blinds were a visual refence to Film Noire!
TehAmelie: i want pictures of Cyber Spider Man!
EricTheOrange: @mxBug naw these would be pixels, they couldn't build stuff with voxels in 97, it was all polygons and mat backgrounds
Blightfight: I think the one on Steam has become vaporware, unfortunately.
Asimech: @TheMerricat [insert Sideshow Bob going "brr".]
PharaohBender27: So not having seen Blade Runner, is there an in-universe explanation as to why it's always dark outside?
angryoptimist: @EricTheOrange Nope, this was a software voxel game.
Lysander_Gustav: Heavy pollution I think?
Pal_Friendpatine: @pharaohbender27 after affect of poisoning the air during the war
angryoptimist: @EricTheOrange Voxels with software rendering, that is.
Blightfight: I thought the characters just worked the night shift.
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mxBug: @EricTheOrange the moving objects in this game are composed of prerendered 3d animations that have been sliced into 1-pixel-wide segments, so that they can be rotated in 3d (well, in 1 axis)
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 Earth isn't doing that great of a shape, if you want sunshine you should move to the colonies. Of course, you need clean DNA for that, and money.
Fruan: @PharaohBender27 The out of universe explaination is that they were going for the charoscuro lighting on Noire. I think the in universe explaination is nuclear war.
Tajessa: Now I really want to watch Blade Runner again. It's been a while.
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TrakoZG: O hai Cori. There's a replicant behind you!
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dangerous_safety: plot twist, everyones a rplicant
EricTheOrange: @angryoptimist huh, musta been cutting edge tech back then. Earlyest voxel stuff i can remember was mid 2000s
NightValien28: the chair is the replicant
ghostvalv: :O
PharaohBender27: @Pal_Friendpatine @TheMerricat thanks
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Lysander_Gustav: From what I remember most of the "elite" of humanity left on colony ships.
TehAmelie: and these are probably the best looking voxels i've seen
angryoptimist: @EricTheOrange That's the earliest hardware accelerated voxel stuff that I'm aware of, anyway.
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mxBug: i.e. it's not polygonal but if doom can be considered a 3d game, then these can be considred voxels
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TrakoZG: is this the game from the '00s?
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Tajessa: 1997 I believe
Blightfight: Man, the weird juxtaposition between the smooth backgrounds and thee pixellated moving... anything brings back memories.
TrakoZG: there's that billboard
dweebert91: @SystemicSammy Thanks for the gift sub!
PharaohBender27: @Fruan I mean, I get the out-of-universe reason - I was curious if there was a given in-universe reason, or if that was something left up to the viewer
TrakoZG: lesser mortals
TrakoZG: I love the art deco in this room
Tajessa: looks like Metropolis
Fruan: @PharaohBender27 It's actually an interesting question - "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" goes into it in some depth, but Blade Runner is... not a close adaptation, and says almost nothing about it. Soo... pick your own canon?
EricTheOrange: Question about blade runner. So replicants are illegal right. so why are these guys still making them?
PharaohBender27: @Fruan Huh, good to know. Thanks! :)
mxBug: escaped replicants are
Fruan: @EricTheOrange They're legal off world.
TrakoZG: EricTheOrange illegal on erf, they are used for offworld activities
Serpens77: Replicants in an of themselves aren't illegal, they're basically used for slave labour
Serpens77: it's the being "loose" part and running around doing whatever and passing for humans that's illegal
Fruan: This game makes it even more muddied - The whole cloned animals vs real animals as a status thing is from the short story and competely missing from the movie.
TrakoZG: oh this voice acting
NightValien28: hahahahha
ghostvalv: hah
EricTheOrange: did we just fall for the oldest trick in the book?
PMAvers: Kim disapproves
r10pez10: oh he works for MiB
PharaohBender27: Well, that's a new spin on the smoke-bomb tactic
MistahFixIt: NINJA VANISH *flashbulb*
ANeMzero: If you can't use a neuralizer I guess an old timey camera is the next best thing
Fruan: Welcome to the highlight reel, I guess?
angryoptimist: Hello assault rifles.
voslan: that is alot of Hardware
Decaped: This guy must be a descendant of Threepwood.
TrakoZG: bigtime arms dealer 💪
swaggytaco: do we know how old our character is?
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, because the Superhuman Synthetic Humans need GUNS to be able to fight, as evidenced by... *crickets*
swaggytaco: Ooze
TheMerricat: @swaggytaco given its 50/50 he's a replicant himself, I'd say 2.
voslan: Foied by Ladder animation
Serpens77: Gaming at the speed on 1998
Serpens77: *of
Asimech: Uhh. Suddenly katana, I guess?
MistahFixIt: Some kind of... samurai... on the street...
PMAvers: Yoshi?
swaggytaco: Oh I didn't even consider that :o @TheMerricat
r10pez10: careful, he'l egg
PMAvers: I'm guessing he doesn't pay his taxes
EricTheOrange: wat?
NightValien28: wat
ContingentCat: wow
TrakoZG: deus ex COPina?
swaggytaco: im sorry what
TrakoZG: wow lewd
swaggytaco: we were about to get cut in half dang
PMAvers: Let's get some TRACKBALLS!
Tiber727: Do they even let you post bail on arms dealing?
TrakoZG: I love that sign
Banrael: cheer100 o hai - home sick so I decided to check on Twitch, glad I did :D
PharaohBender27: Yeah, seems some parts of this game did *not* age well
EricTheOrange: welp
mtvcdm: Welp, RIP
PharaohBender27: Hope you get better soon, @Banrael ! lrrHEART
Banrael: Thanks :D
TrakoZG: he's dead "..."
SplittingImage77: Getting some memories of Harvest
Pal_Friendpatine: !enhance
TrakoZG: what's kia? that a kiosk?
PharaohBender27: Hey, that neon sign looks an awful like an earring we picked up earlier . . .
TrakoZG: dem 80s graphics
r10pez10: designer genese
TrakoZG: 90s' even
Kikazi: yay, I got that reference
PMAvers: "Sir, how much nuyen does it cost to get a couple of extra hearts?"
TrakoZG: I'd like some better eyes pls
mxBug: u saved a dude !
swaggytaco: whew we didnt die
Serpens77: Lucky for that guy that you arrived at EXACTLY that time
ghostvalv: :O
TrakoZG: lol the pop in
dangerous_safety: Hooray
r10pez10: for a hot second there i thought you were gonna shoot the guy
TheMerricat: Cool people don't look at the explosion
TehAmelie: the prince?
Asimech: "Red locks? Huh. Doesn't sound familiar."
TheMerricat: I'll keep asking you questions instead of calling for medic
TrakoZG: that trashcan fire is so lovingly rendered
TheExactSame: beard-peircing eyes?
Serpens77: "Yes, I will just accept that explanation without seeing any kind of ID"
TrakoZG: we got a dead man here
TheExactSame: piercing vrr
Juliamon: OOF
ghostvalv: yikes
NightValien28: nope
r10pez10: that voice sounds familiar
Fracaswell: seabatYIKES
Pal_Friendpatine: Drop a save soon?
swaggytaco: hate that
PharaohBender27: katesNoel
Asimech: Yeah, might want to save.
mtvcdm: But we just watched the farm being bought
Questhere: what this farm he keeps talking about
aitsu100: that was creepy af
Asimech: Imagine if it worked like the "Do Not Push" button in the streaming office? (Assuming it's still there.)
angryoptimist: Yikesenheimer McNope, huh?
TrakoZG: the voice actor sounds too young to be doing hard boiled noir dialogue
PharaohBender27: Zenith? I haven't heard that name in years . . .
mtvcdm: This is one of the two days all year where it is actually appropriate to push the Do Not Push button.
Asimech: So a Space-cadet keyboard?
TrakoZG: just take a keyboard and make it 10 times larger
Asimech: (IDK if space-cadet actually has more buttons.)
r10pez10: (b)locked
mtvcdm: It's a yule building. It's on fire all night.
TrakoZG: extensive on the job offworld training
TrakoZG: get my eyes did
Pal_Friendpatine: That actually sounds like the same guy as in the movie
Fracaswell: it is James Hong!
ArcOfTheConclave: when was this released?
justabear: Merry Christmas
Asimech: 1997 @ArcOfTheConclave
r10pez10: nice floorboards dude
BrowneePoints: Merry Christmas Cori!
TrakoZG: looks like palettes
EricTheOrange: It's not christmass in the moon base for another 4 hours
r10pez10: !time
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TheMerricat: @ArcOfTheConclave the original was released in 1997, GOG just rereleased it last week.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pre merry Christmas then
mtvcdm: The skins of beasts?
justabear: well its christmas for me
Tiber727: By the standards of the exaggerated voice acting, that last bit was pretty good.
Asimech: @mtvcdm And the eyes of trees?
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TrakoZG: ring the bell, or fire your gun, either way will get their attention
ghostvalv: :)
TrakoZG: lol
Fracaswell: enhance
jadedcynic: BEST part of the game IMO :D
ZeroArcana: lrrFINE
Serpens77: That's not how that works! THat's not how any of this works!
aitsu100: how was it able to turn
mtvcdm: !clip
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aitsu100: wtf
Asimech: Did you not remember the camera zoom can pan in the original Blade Runner movie?
Paranundrox: lrrFINE
ArcOfTheConclave: enhance!
mxBug: ENHANCE (constructs a 3d model of things the camera wasn't even pointed at)
EricTheOrange: fuuuuutre photos
ZeroArcana: that camera had Special Eyes
angryoptimist: D e e p L e a r n i n g
TheMerricat: The computer used the reflection of hte guy in the lady's eye. :-P
SketchyDetails: that boop boop boop sounds like the jeopardy times up sound
Paranundrox: harsh
TrakoZG: three deee enhance
Asimech: I was going to mention that the camera can rotate around objects when you zoom in enough, but I thought it would be patronising b/c it happens in the original film.
Fracaswell: must be one of those raytracing cameras
Asimech: Live and learn, I guess.
r10pez10: hey how come there's no voice clip of the creepy laughing joker mannequin
mxBug: ah, decker drives a kia
Asimech: @r10pez10 "What joker mannequin?"
Asimech: Police spacement?
notthepenguins: "You never wash them, seriously man"
TheMerricat: Well I'll be, this really is a voxel based game "ScummVM Several attempts were made to reverse engineer the game's engine. As it is technically complex with voxel graphics for the in-game actors, video backgrounds, and randomised paths, it took the ultimately successful project with combined efforts eight years to completion The new Blade Runner engine was included in the game engine collection ScummVM on 13 October 2016 and took another three years till it was ready for public testing"
wildpeaks: oh wow
thefightnerd: what year did this come out?
r10pez10: random paths? wow
TehAmelie: it's not really science fiction crimefighting unless you're reading a note inside a pocket of a man seen in the reflection of a licence plate in a reflection in a spoon in an out of focus photo
TheMerricat: @thefightnerd the original - 1997, the re release from GOG, last week.
wildpeaks: 1997 according to their gog page: https://www.gog.com/game/blade_runner
wildpeaks: (and it's on sale, sweet)
r10pez10: 1997 was 25 years ago
mtvcdm: Drugs?
PMAvers: NOPE.avi
BrowneePoints: You know, for a game from 1997, this still looks remarkably good!
EricTheOrange: hello children, do you have the drugs
wildpeaks: durgs durgs ?
TrakoZG: are you taking any drugs?
r10pez10: bullet runner bob's surplus
Paranundrox: hello fellow drugs
TrakoZG: the boolatsmn
Darleysam: ah, good ol' bullet runner Bob
TrakoZG: is that a gattling gun in the foreground?
Fracaswell: ooh, clipozine
Paranundrox: you said "Uzi Guy" and I started thinking "Uzi Gnome"
Paranundrox: and I have no clue what an Uzi Ganma would look like
TheMerricat: @TrakoZG sell guns, need security. :-)
TehAmelie: a barbed bullet, harder to get out of the wound
EricTheOrange: so do we have to eqip the bullets or does our gun just do more damage now?
mxBug: hm.
PMAvers: Henry would totally make that jump.
TrakoZG: ah, this is the danger of a cyberpunk dystopia, green sewage
jadedcynic: So would Deckard ;)
r10pez10: i turn off the steam when i'm done playing games
TehAmelie: sir, this is cyberpunk dystopia. you don't just "turn off" the steam
ArcOfTheConclave: the house above you just lost presure fyi
Paranundrox: it is on GoG lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: Very lampshady, Westwood - whale plaid! :D
mxBug: :o
ArcOfTheConclave: keys for this?
mtvcdm: You could always drop it in Discord too
jadedcynic raises eyebrow
Pal_Friendpatine: Wish I could. I don’t have a rig to play though
r10pez10: the robots are way too quick
Juliamon: Put them in pump19?
ArcOfTheConclave: discord or whispers
mtvcdm: !codefall
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dangerous_safety: i am agog at this oportunity
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun pump19 is up and running if you want to use it.
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EricTheOrange: you could run a poll and give it to someone in a privet message
Asimech: "Yeets for this." Brain, how? How did you hear it like that?
Paranundrox: you can whisper it to whoever gets it
TehAmelie: i'm happy for those who wish to own this
TheMerricat: ?codefall 4
TheMerricat: ?codefall
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mtvcdm: It's a max of three codes per codefall.
TheMerricat: ?codefall 3
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Donutholez: Allo all! PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR Merry 30mins early Christmas to you all in the east coast! BloodTrail
wildpeaks: gogcomL gogcomFree gogcomR
ANeMzero: Got an Blade Runner. Thanks Cori!
r10pez10: maggie gyllenhaal
Paranundrox: I hope whoever gets them enjoys it!
ANeMzero: I cannot however confirm I'm not a bot.
EricTheOrange: what did we just buy?
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RuiFaleiro: Happy holidays, everyone.
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jadedcynic: @Donutholez * UNITED STATES East Coast - Atlantic Canada is already onto 25/12/2019 B)
mtvcdm: Congrats, ANeMzero!
TrakoZG: thanks, Cori!
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the Americas have xmas on the 25th AND are in late timezones. the waiting must be harsh
Asimech: @ANeMzero Whelp. Time for some Voight-Kampff then.
mtvcdm: And I'd guess Trako snagged the other then.
Donutholez: I dont have an good pc/ latest console. good luck to you all xD
r10pez10: it's already past midday christmas day here
Pal_Friendpatine: For those in the US if they don’t have a time reference point then it doesn’t really matter when something happens in the rest of the world
jadedcynic it's almost 1am on the 25th here
TheMerricat: I'm going to head out. Night chat, night Cori! Enjoy the stream and the game. :-) And Merry Christmas!
TrakoZG: it's 10:27pm on the 24th in Chicago
Donutholez: im at 830pm here at LosAngeles. so I assumed it was 30mins before midnight on the east coast LUL
Pal_Friendpatine: And you’d be spot on @donutholez !
jadedcynic: @Donutholez *Eastern Time Zone, yes. There's big chunks of North America EAST of that time zone ;)
RatherWT: I'm wondering why this exists, though I'm not surprised that it does.
jadedcynic: what - time zones, Rather? ;)
TrakoZG: order epon
RatherWT: The game
Donutholez: time is a fickle mister
r10pez10: i love singing along to the elevator music
ContingentCat: yup "atlantic time"
RatherWT: We are all time travelers.
Paranundrox: at a rate of 1s/s
ContingentCat: oh yeah newfoundland has it's own time
jadedcynic: Cori - thank Ridley Scott ;)
TrakoZG: baclit fan!
TehAmelie: maybe that's why it's cool
RatherWT: What am I supposed to do with all this newfound time?
Veste: this game spits in the face of games that don't want to be cool
Paranundrox: we move through time
TehAmelie: to help people wandering aimlessly around the city
r10pez10: we have a dog??
ContingentCat: @r10pez10 her name is maggie
Donutholez: can you pet the dog??
r10pez10: _that's_ maggie gyllenhaal??
Kerrisis: So, is this a remaster of the old 16 bit Blade Runner game?
TehAmelie: is it a robot dog or is that just how the game is?
jadedcynic: verbally praising the dog is almost as good :)
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ContingentCat: we feed the doggo so real?
Pal_Friendpatine: @kerrisis this is the 1997 game recently released on GOG
TrakoZG: fill this dog with treats
RatherWT: Someday I want a Blade Runner where the twist is that the main character is definitely not a Replicant.
Donutholez: i wish i had a dogeman emote right about now. HahaHide
TehAmelie: give the replicant a fake dog and tell him he and it are real sounds like something a human would do
ArcOfTheConclave: Who's a real boy? You are! Yes you are! Who's a real boy?
wildpeaks: lrrSPOT
TehAmelie: jamiePants
Kerrisis: @pal_friendpatine Oh, cool! I dont remember it looking this good! :)
wildpeaks: perfect
Pal_Friendpatine: That sounds like the guy from the movie too!
TrakoZG: not right now, thanks. is the delete activation command
TrakoZG: is that a mechanical arm on that tank on the right?
jadedcynic: James Hong? Or just an Incredible Simulation (hollywood is full of talented actors that can impersonate other people...)
Pal_Friendpatine: Some of the actual movie actors including James Hong did do voices in the game. Others may be really good impressions
TrakoZG: Bradbury Hotel, room 451? Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: The game is listed on IMDb if anyone wants to look it up
mtvcdm: The Bradbury Hotel here on Showcase Showdown
jadedcynic: yeah, just checked IMDb - Brion James, James Hong are listed at first glance
Asimech: Don't like this place. Don't like it at all.
TrakoZG: the wet bandits strike again
swaggytaco: gun time
TrakoZG: smash the state!
Paranundrox: oh dear
TehAmelie: damnit Amelie ten minutes ago, you ate all the light chocolates without even looking
wildpeaks: spaaace
angryoptimist: This mofo thinks he's Revolver Oscelot.
TehAmelie: why is she the one running like she's having a nightmare?
angryoptimist: And he'll probably end up making as much sense as Ocelot.
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BrowneePoints: This dialog....sure is something
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow @jadedcynic
mxBug: lmao this is great
TrakoZG: last time on Twin Peaks
ANeMzero: This is the only way to move for the rest of the game
wildpeaks: the sky's the limit
jadedcynic: I wonder, if the featured actors DID actual voice recordings for the game, or just had clips of their dilaogue from the film copied into this game?
ANeMzero: It's like Wolfenstein 2 but backwards
PMAvers: Now we just need a staplegun, and we can play some Harry the Handsome Executive
TrakoZG: race me, Hannah! race me around the dingy room
swaggytaco: engaging
wildpeaks: now this is podracing
Darleysam: spacehoppers of the future don't look like a lot of fun, have to be honest
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah @jadedcynic good point
swaggytaco: this is great
jadedcynic: I mean, in 1997 Brion James was working on The Fifth Element ;)
wildpeaks: the smoky bit might cut us loose ?
swaggytaco: can you use the broken bottle
TehAmelie: i hope we get to hop through the rest of the game like this, like an optional costume
TrakoZG: lol TehAmelie
VoyRising: This game...is very....
wildpeaks: dang, I guess we live here now
PMAvers: Man, season 2 of Life is Strange got weird.
TrakoZG: this is now a David Lynch film
angryoptimist: Running in the 90s! Chair drifting!
wildpeaks: last episode, on Blade Hopper
TehAmelie: multi-conference hall drifting
jadedcynic: Who needs a WHEELED office chair? Amateurs! :D
EricTheOrange: somehow
TrakoZG: lol
mtvcdm: "cheez"
GrittyGramps: M U C H O expensive
jadedcynic: SMUGGLING!
TheAinMAP: StinkyCheese
TrakoZG: mucho expensive...o?
jadedcynic: Black Marketeering, even
wildpeaks: oh good
r10pez10: the pizza should be a clue
ANeMzero: I can't imagine how rampant lactose intolerance is in a world where dairy is incredibly difficult to obtain. Why would you even want that contraband?
TehAmelie: why is it illegal? is there a dangerous lactose intolerance in the future?
TrakoZG: 🍕
Pal_Friendpatine: The “bed” on the floor what green too
mxBug: mucho isn't an adverb, deckard
TehAmelie: sweet drift
wildpeaks: why do androids have leftover pizza ?
jadedcynic: I mean, from some perspectives, real cheese IS still 'mucho expensive'
TrakoZG: do androids eat contraband cheeze?
TehAmelie: do androids dream of day-old pizza? it's the best
EricTheOrange: so were not gonna like, go back to the police station and be like "yo we just got kidnapped by some replicants
plaidchocobo: loved this game. so glad you're playing it.
wildpeaks: the environments looks gorgeous
Asimech: @EricTheOrange No. What do you think we are? A cop?
ANeMzero: There is something about the way he holds the gun while running that makes it look like he's pushing it against his temple with every step
EricTheOrange: it's around
Pal_Friendpatine: Blade Runner: The “Where did I park” Simulator!!
ANeMzero: Roadquest spoilers
plaidchocobo: The soundtrack is spot on too.
mtvcdm: We found the Yukon!
jadedcynic: @TehAmelie after The Wars, mass extinctions of animals probably meant VASTLY reduced agriculture - extravagances like dairy farming (wasting perfectly good grains as fodder for livestock) would be too much a waste of limited resources.
Paranundrox: alright, Goodnight Cori and chat! Happy Holidays to everyone! lrrHEART
angryoptimist: (Street Fighter 2) Ohhh! My Car!
wildpeaks: lycan dogs ?
mtvcdm: !roadquest
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EricTheOrange: wat?
TrakoZG: lichen dogs? i'm lichen it
EricTheOrange: dogs made of plants?
Countjondi: Brandenburg?
jadedcynic: lrrGOAT
EricTheOrange: Are Lichen dogs off brand chia pets?
TrakoZG: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: but. . .if you have a rare cow you're going to need to feed it
jadedcynic: but keeping livestock would be criminally wasteful?
jadedcynic: dat soul patch tho
TrakoZG: moonbus for hope 2069
angryoptimist: Looks like the lead singer of Smashmouth.
ReverseCreations: enhance.......enhance....enhance....ENHANCE...
TrakoZG: pew pew pew
mtvcdm: !next
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wildpeaks: The Future
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
Banrael: Thanks for the stream Cori
mtvcdm: !discord
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r10pez10: thanx cori
Pal_Friendpatine: That was amazing Cori! Thank you for streaming!
SnackPak_: Thanks for the stream
TehAmelie: merry chompy!
TrakoZG: thanks for stream, Cori
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Cori
Juliamon: Thanks for streaming! This game is rad as hell.
Banrael: :D
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Cori
TehAmelie: sorry i meant to say merry crompmy
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
jadedcynic: thanks for the fun, Cori - happy holidays! o/
Kikazi: thank you for the stream Cori, Happy Holidays!
SnackPak_: kathle3HEX SOON kathle3HEX
jadedcynic: Festive Yule, folks! :)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bye
ContingentCat: friendly reminder there's a special christmas Brave New Faves tonight at 9:30 pacific time (~30 min) on Kathleen's channel kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
Juliamon: I wish I could stay up for BNF tonight, but I'm exhausted already
TehAmelie: ooh yeah
TehAmelie: oh noo
jadedcynic: BTW - @Ba_Dum_Tish have you heard of instantrimshot.com ?
Juliamon: Enjoy it for me!
ContingentCat: we will
TehAmelie: i'll try. going to sleep at 6 am could also be an option
Juliamon: (I may have been up until like... 8am this morning)
Juliamon: (yay anxiety)
TehAmelie: jamieJamhug