Dared00: Ben has a cold, but I don't think it's earthquake-related
Medusa_Stein: Hello
Izhuark: @Dared00 An earthquake related cold sounds really weird x)
EuropaEquation: the earthquake was 400km from vic and van, so they may not have even felt it
Stoffern: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a bonus Christmas Day stream of the classic Super Mario Bros. 3! Game: Super Mario Bros. 3) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (6m ago).
LoadingReadyRun: i didn't even know there was an earthquake. Don't think any of us felt it.
JohnLockeCole: Hullo all
TehAmelie: the sound is probably not very conducive to tsunamis either
LoadingReadyRun: also sorry we're running a little late. Be on soon.
AuthenticZac: I only knew about it because it was on my news feed. Said Vancouver and 6.3 and immediately thought about the moonbase
NightValien28: take your time
Izhuark: Sonic tsunami sound like a very cool attack name.
AuthenticZac: No worries
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrHEART_SG
Izhuark: @LoadingReadyRun No problem :)
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a bonus Christmas Day stream of the classic Super Mario Bros. 3! Game: Super Mario Bros. 3) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (9m ago).
Izhuark: Say, did anyone in chat finish hollow knight ? I'm going through the post game and it's pretty hard, would have abandoned long ago if i didn't love the game so much.
Twinklebees: Yeah, there's some challenging stuff in there
Pterodactal: @Izhuark I got to 109%
Izhuark: I'm on the last pantheon and it's a huge bother.
Twinklebees: I did everything except AR.
Twinklebees: I decided the last Pantheon was too much of a bother for me.
Izhuark: Yeah i managed to beat Absolute radiance in the hall of gods but having to beat all the irrelevant bosses before it is a pain.
kassy_13: i got stuck early on in hollow knight....i failed
Nigouki: up next, Heather and Beej go for the any% speedrun of Super Mario Bros. 3 using DDR pads!
eric_christian_berg: Wo ist Christmas?
Twinklebees: NKG, on the other hand, it totally my Jam.
Twinklebees: I love that fight.
TehAmelie: Rwanda is having rain so heavy people can't see to drive, though i don't suppose a lot of people in chat are around there
Pterodactal: I got stuck fight GPZ in the Patheons
Izhuark: Yeah NKG is very cool, but the fight difficulty lower a lot when i discovered you could heal a lot with shape of unn.
Twinklebees: Something about that fight really gelled with me. It took a while to get used to it, but once I did I barely ever took a hit.
Twinklebees: I think the first time I ever beat it I actually took 0 damage.
Izhuark: @Pterodactal GPZ is such a random fight (technically it's optionnal if you didn't save zote in the adventure) but it's manageable with a go charm setup, with a lot of practice i think it's easier than most 2 damage bosses.
TStodden: Any% Ringfit speedrun of SMB3 or nothing. lrrBEEJ
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a bonus Christmas Day stream of the classic Super Mario Bros. 3! Game: Super Mario Bros. 3) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (14m ago).
PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg I'm confused by your question - Christmas is a time, not a place
Izhuark: @Twinklebees Yeah, the fact that the 2 damage bosses force you to master them or die super quickly is at teh same time the greatest force and weakness of hollow knight's endgame.
sivakrytos: which one of heather and beej is mario and which one is luigi
TehAmelie: by the way do we know what device they're playing on? i guess there hasn't been any Nintendo consoles since N64 that didn't have this game. . .
Izhuark: Maybe the switch emulation of the nes version ?
GlennSeto: I imagine the Switch "VC"?
Earthenone: im guessing VC
Pterodactal: I think the timing of the tells on NKG is just perfect. It's just enough to read and exactly enough that you know what you missed when you do
Nigouki: oh just a plain old NES with composite video out :D :D :D
Nigouki: all that dotcrawl streamed in 1080p60
GlennSeto: I mean, if they have the DB upscaler in the Moonbase...
Twinklebees: Yeah, there's a really fantastic rhythm to NKG
sir_jack_DB: thx mods
sir_jack_DB: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Heather and Beej for a bonus Christmas Day stream of the classic Super Mario Bros. 3! Game: Super Mario Bros. 3) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (18m ago).
Izhuark: I think the top 3 bosses all have a great design even Absolute radiance.
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: It's so satisfying to beat them after try harding.
Pterodactal: kathle3HEX
Fenhl: wait, I'm a sub>
TehAmelie: lrrCRIMMAL
Fenhl: ?
Fenhl: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: wait
Twinklebees: I do find AR the most frustrating, but I think that's because there's so much going on.
Fenhl: huh
Fenhl: thanks whoever did that
Nigouki: tappy tap tap
NightValien28: tap tap tap
notarealartist: hello! happy holidays everyone!
TehAmelie: you should have a notification in the upper right quadrant of twitch to tell you who
PharaohBender27: @Fenhl Maybe you were a recipient of a mass gift? There were a few of those last Loading Ready Live
Dared00: click click click
Stoffern: Happy Tappy hollidays
TStodden: Wii Will Wii Will Wock You!
Fenhl: probably something like that
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Bonus stream time! Beej and Heather hang out and play Super Mario Bros. 3! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EMqX8ihUUAAINGo.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1209946521946349568
red_shoes_jeff: click click click
mtvcdm: Bloop!
r10pez10: merry christmas
Fenhl: not the first time that's happened either
red_shoes_jeff: WEE WOO
MistahFixIt: Many Bloops
NightValien28: bloop
offbeatwitch: blop
ThatOverKillGuy: i can hear them playing the game and its giving me hype
Fenhl: (wa wu)
kassy_13: clickity clickity
korvys: Mario noises!
offbeatwitch: hot switch noises
wynternyghtynggale: click click bloop
MistahFixIt: Click. Click click click.
red_shoes_jeff: BLORP
TehAmelie: i thought it didn't sound like SMB All Stars noises. . .
Izhuark: @Twinklebees Yeah, it's more about the getting the rythm of each phase than trying to dodge each attacks, it change a lot compared to the learning of most boss fights.
troll_master001: LUL
wynternyghtynggale: -insert Wii shop music here-
4dSwissCheese: Shout out to fellow jews who are doing the movie and/or chinese food things tonight!
KevinTheShark: Phew. I thought I was going to have a lonely Christmas
ravensshade: that sounds very switch like
Pal_Friendpatine: I could listen to a stream of nothing but the blorps bloops, clicks, and woodle-woos
Izhuark: Link's awakening ?
ThatOverKillGuy: um, thats not mario 3
ThatOverKillGuy: lol
NimrodXIV: sure isn't Mario 3
TheFaceofCho subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
TheFaceofCho: Three yeeeeeeears
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheFaceofCho! (Today's storm count: 4)
ravensshade: well we're here @KevinTheShark
shadowbow464: Wii U Wii U
Dared00: Plot twist, it's Mario 4, LRR has a World Exclusive
mtvcdm: Okay let's go!
Earthenone: ok!
DarkMorford: Hot Switch!
hd_dabnado: ok!
TrakoZG: pew!
ThatOverKillGuy: OKAY!!!
offbeatwitch: mario... 4!
Bakufreak: Excellent!
KevinTheShark: lrrHEART thanks @ravensshade
TrakoZG: ok!
PharaohBender27: They're already playing!
Twinklebees: Perfect!
niccus: in another universe, mario 2 usa is canon and mario 3 goes farther
offbeatwitch: NICELY DONE!
Earthenone: perfect!
MistahFixIt: :3
JohnLockeCole: PERFECT!
orbitaltuna: xmas ring fit?
wynternyghtynggale: bahaha
richard_ermen: aBeej!
MistahFixIt: lrrBEEJ
BibitteNoire: Hahaha
r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
kamelion84: lrrBEEJ
TrakoZG: lrrBEEJ
NightValien28: beej's a jerk
NimrodXIV: lrrBEEJ
Fenhl: Switch sounds are nice, but I'm kind of sad we didn't get another round of the Wii/WiiU menu music treatment
2Flower: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: Not if we clip it Heather
offbeatwitch: dont lie beej u totally did this on accident Kapp
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
offbeatwitch: Kappa
Izhuark: Oh my
Izhuark: 63 zote incomings !
kristwist: intro!
NightValien28: noo not the eternal ordeal
ravensshade: it's a shame it's no view else these would be ripe for the highlights
MistahFixIt: Yaaay.
Twinklebees: Heheheh
sivakrytos: which one of you is mario and which one is luigi
DoodlestheGreat: Hewwo!
kassy_13: internet pls
TehAmelie: hello
4dSwissCheese: <3
iris_of_ether: I'm totally here for SMB3 :D
Nigouki: Hello!
Izhuark: Hello !
nevermore913: merry Christmas Heather and beej
kassy_13: merry christmas beej & heather
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Merry Christmas! I talked to the man at the store and he said that these were the bits you wanted.
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months, currently on a 68 month streak!
Saintnex: Christmas stream time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Saintnex! (Today's storm count: 5)
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrHEART_SG
Bound2asgard: Merry Christmas!
TrakoZG: o hai
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Hot
iris_of_ether: Merry Christmas!
Izhuark: Fish kiss !
betsytheripper: wow those fish, so vulgar
iris_of_ether: Wholesome Link's Awakening content
richard_ermen: It´s Links Christma!
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! I got home just in time for this :3
tezzerettinkerer: Hi LRR!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: M E R R Y
red_shoes_jeff: Merry Fishmas!
TrakoZG: that sure is an awakening
mtvcdm: They're busy kissing!
eric_christian_berg: I come to LRR for the hot fish action.
wynternyghtynggale: really guys there is more fish in the steam
2Flower: backse1Lewd
DarkMorford: BEEJ
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal1225 Merry Christmas! Hope it's been going splendidly for all of you, and especially for lrrHEATHER and lrrBEEEJ
kamelion84: katesLewd
wynternyghtynggale: stream*
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Nigouki: flawless stream start
DarkMorford: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @pharaohbender27
TrakoZG: PrideSaba PrideSaba
NightValien28: is this what they call queerbaiting?
ThorSokar: Oh hi there
Marcanius: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @pharaohbender27
PharaohBender27: No problem, @DarkMorford ! :)
WyrmwoodGaming subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
WyrmwoodGaming: lrrHEART
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WyrmwoodGaming! (Today's storm count: 6)
red_shoes_jeff: I do actually want that game.
Loonatic93: Sounds like Goku from DBZA.
PharaohBender27: No problem, @Marcanius ! :)
Dared00: Abwatch
Stoffern: Abwatch!
Phosphatide: those are some really rapid squats
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bonus times
JohnLockeCole: abguard is a straight downgrade to abwatch
richard_ermen: xD
Sarah_Serinde: This is the stream now, we just look at all these :D
Fenhl: ???
aitsu100 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
aitsu100: 1 year of LRR shared with the best Dery(s) i know
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, aitsu100! (Today's storm count: 7)
Phosphatide: LUL
Izhuark: Luigi is clearly better, heather !
jadedcynic: lrrHEART Thank you for the bonus streamage, guiz!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey, I just got that game for my brother :D
r10pez10: DKCR was way better
Gizmoloid: A Short Hike has a lovely snowy mountain.
WyrmwoodGaming: tropical freeze is top 25 all time for myself
Izhuark: I heard it's good, but i'm not a huge DK country fan to being with.
Phosphatide: the second OPUS game also has snow
Anubis169: Merry Christmas Beej & Heather lrrAWESOME manLOVE
offbeatwitch: A Short Hike is really good
nevermore913: basically everything on the Wii U will come to switch
mtvcdm: Donkey Kong Country: Balloon Fight
offbeatwitch: and yeah i hear Tropical Freeze is real good
Loonatic93: Do any of these games feature music from our favorite Canadian Reggae Rapper?
AuthenticZac: Except Pikmin 3. Never coming to Switch :(
RoastedGravy: Merry Crittems and Happy Chrysler.
johnhelix: Oh sweet, someone to hang out with on Christmas.
Anubis169: AuthenticZac: why?
shadowbow464 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
shadowbow464: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shadowbow464! (Today's storm count: 8)
TrakoZG: snow spoilers
Theteddybear676: Merry Chirstmas guys!!
TehAmelie: i give it 3 years until they bring back all the SNES Donkey Kong games remade into summer, fall, winter and spring editions
Close_Calls: who else is her avoiding family?
Close_Calls: here*
Izhuark: The snow one is one of the most forgettable.
Feminine_Desires: *waves*
jadedcynic: Festive Yule, true followers! ;)
virre_: The Snow Kingdom made me almost want to stop playing Odyssey
iris_of_ether subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, iris_of_ether! (Today's storm count: 9)
TrakoZG: what family? Close_Calls lrrBEEJ
nevermore913: the other worlds were more interesting
ravensshade: "i'm just ignoring you" sounds like family
kassy_13: i guess i'm kinda ignoring family
kassy_13: they're behind me
RoastedGravy: Beej, Snow Kingdom is cool. lrrBEEJ
iris_of_ether is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sientir!
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Anubis169: Close_Calls: Already done the family thing, in here to decompress :)
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to Close_Calls!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, iris_of_ether! Welcome to sientir, omnipotenttrevor, kristwist, middlegirl, and close_calls! (Today's storm count: 14)
Anubis169: Iris thank you!! lrrAWESOME
r10pez10: Oh.
AuthenticZac: @Anubis169 Just seems like it's never coming. Been years and nothing. Also, had a heavy focus on the WiiU Pad, so probably unlikely
myrddinthewizard: Merry Christmas everyone!
Loonatic93: I haven't be able to celebrate Christmas with my family for a very long time.
iris_of_ether: Welcome! :D
PharaohBender27: Yeah, Witcher 3 has snow in the Skellige Isles
RoastedGravy: Snow Kingdom brings with it a chill time playing. lrrBEEJ
offbeatwitch: the two moods
Close_Calls: @iris_of_ether Thanks for the sub!
Anubis169: RoastedGravy: Pun foul
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh great
kassy_13: oh switch-owning friends, how do you make an sd card work in it?
Saintnex: Oh.
iris_of_ether: Is it just me, or is that Delibird really evil looking?
ThorSokar: Well, sometimes the Japan articles have better pictures
Izhuark: Let's mario 3 !
Hadouken_lol_catz: beej speaks moonrunes PogChamp
kassy_13: heather, any plans for more luigi's mansion?
gamercat88: its just the two of us
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's just.
RoastedGravy: @Anubis169 Aw, don’t give me the cold shoulder. It’s not very ice of you. It’s snow big deal. lrrBEEJ
Close_Calls: nice sn30 pro beej
RoastedGravy: I had to cram in as many as possible.
ravensshade: family stuff is tomorrow
Laurence72 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
Laurence72: Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to all!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Laurence72! (Today's storm count: 15)
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am sick for Christmas
offbeatwitch: hello and welcome to christmas
Anubis169: レッツ・ファイティング・ラブ
ThorSokar: My "family" is the people I like, which includes you 2
BigBtheFirst: The perfect stream to laze back and rest off a food coma.
Anubis169 south park sings
kristwist: lrrHEART thanks for being here ;D
EJGRgunner: Oooooh
Spacecarl: I'm at work!
ravensshade: wait video game? I thought this was just switch news
KevinTheShark: I've been at work all day. So I'm VERY glad for some company
RoastedGravy: GHOST BUTTON.
virre_: family stuff was yesterday, and I wish I had somewhere to flee for periods of it
RebelliousUno: merry Unomas rebell1FILTH rebell1FILTH rebell1FILTH
EJGRgunner: That must make that button hard to press
Izhuark: I want the 8-bit do controller so much !
PharaohBender27: @Ba_Dum_Tish Feel you there lrrHEART still congested from a cold myself
TrakoZG: oh wow, retro SNES with sticks
Loonatic93: DK3????? I loved that game back in the arcades!!!!!!!!!!
RoastedGravy: It’s the ghost of Nintendo past.
mtvcdm: Mighty Bomb Jack?!
MistahFixIt: 8BitDo's are very nice.
ChipMissile: Chat is everyone's family today lrrHEART
Anubis169: Beej... analogue sticks on a gamepad?
Anubis169: I want one
JDMan94: I have a SN30 Pro+ coming. I'm very excited.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So as to not spread I am staying at home
Phosphatide: LRRのみんなさんもメリークリスマス
MistahFixIt: Src: https://www.8bitdo.com/
TrakoZG: wrecking crew?
Close_Calls: you dont need the adapter for switch
TehAmelie: ah, the games of the pre-side scrolling period
Izhuark: But who's on first ?
TStodden prefers the NES retro controllers for NES Online.
Anubis169: Phosphatide: メリークリスマス
MistahFixIt: the SN30 and SN30 Pro are bluetooth and can wirelessly connect to the Switch natively, iirc
Anubis169: <3
PharaohBender27: @Ba_Dum_Tish lrrHEART (also, props for doing the public-health conscious thing)
ThorSokar: The 8bitdo adapter works with the PS4 controller as well, for people that already have one of those
Close_Calls: i have the sn30 version with handle grips like a normal controller
JDMan94: yeah that's the pro +
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: yo chat, I got a kettle + strainer for christmas. It has changed all tea for the better!
MistahFixIt: That's actually why I want an 8bitdo - it's compatible with my PS4, a Switch, and PC (with a bluetooth reciever)
Anubis169: was it catching or something?
MistahFixIt: One Controller To Rule Them All
Phosphatide: 8bitdo also works for iOS despite their claim of no support, there’s a way to pair them in a different bluetooth menu
Pantsravaganza: Kappa1050 a bits of Christmas cheer. Love you all out there!
Izhuark: Yeah, i heard it's awesome for most 2d game and teh fact you can use it on multiple platform make them the most polyvalents controllers on the market.
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Phosphatide: i used mine for shantae and it was sweet
hd_dabnado: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @pantsravaganza
PharaohBender27: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Nice! Got a new coffee grinder, myself
kusinohki: hi beej and heather!
kassy_13: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @pantsravaganza
lirazel64: Hey, nice pipple!
Phosphatide: rubber Kappa
CosmicDuctTape: merry Chrysler, y'all!
Anubis169: they really do, they're all purple!
NimrodXIV: we all have shame stashes, it's okay
Izhuark: All hail the shame stash !
johnhelix: I'm not gonna lie, my plan today was to put on the Crossing The Streams youtube playlist and sit around playing Baldur's Gate until I fell asleep. So there being an actual stream going on is just a bonus for me.
MistahFixIt: Oh lol 8bitdo has a mouse now
Pazy160: Upcycling is a great thing!
TrakoZG: shame stash? more like AWESOME stash
MistahFixIt: https://www.8bitdo.com/n30-wireless-mouse/ This actually looks super uncomfortable to use, tbh
mtvcdm: Totally not a shame stash
PharaohBender27: Oh wow, the santa covers the hat in lrrHEATHER_SA 's emote nicely
PharaohBender27: *santa hat
Ba_Dum_Tish: To be done list. A constant reminder
lirazel64: Immaculate cooking dinner soon.
MistahFixIt: lrrBEEEJ_SA Actually works pr. good for all of em tbh
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:39.
Izhuark: Luigi is the real deal !
r10pez10: luigi for life
Phosphatide: lrrGOAT_SA
wynternyghtynggale: wyrmwoLove
elcoggins subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, elcoggins! (Today's storm count: 16)
PharaohBender27: @MistahFixIt Yeah, I just expected that some of Heather's cap would still show
nevermore913: everyone knows Luigi is superior to Mario
Anubis169: wynternyghtynggale lrrAWESOME
ConspiracyOfCartographers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Hey, thanks for streaming. You folks are great. I had a longer version but that will do. :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ConspiracyOfCartographers! (Today's storm count: 17)
TStodden: Sorting Time?
Anubis169: I still have your promo dice from years and years back
J4c03 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
J4c03: Merry chrimas!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, J4c03! (Today's storm count: 18)
Sarah_Serinde: I'm jealous, I've been up for *so long* :P
Loonatic93: Cheer510 I'm not ignoring my family this Christmas; I'm currently watching them stream on Twitch.
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TrueThorn: The "green" water?
Izhuark: what ? x)
Feminine_Desires: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @loonatic93
Anubis169: !!!
Fenhl: ah yes, the null water
Anubis169: manAWW
Anubis169: Where's the milk?
pyronils80: Merry X-Mas everyone!!! :)
TrueThorn: Mix it, in your face!
jadedcynic: Our LRR friends sleep in a little, and yet other Canadians are sitting down to a Turducken supper; Canada is BIG - Merry Xmas everyone! <3
nevermore913: but not green water
betsytheripper: now I want cheerios
betsytheripper: but I just had leftover deep dish pizza
Phosphatide: i don’t know how but i misread that cursive “maple” as “afterlife” so “cheerios afterlife” produced questions
Anubis169: Sarah_Serinde: I'm running entirely on coffee, mince pies, cider and crumpets
MistahFixIt: The Gross Cheerios LMAO
iris_of_ether: Maximum Sugar Cheerios
CWaltz86: all cheeros is gross cheeros
Anubis169: and i've been up for yonks
icedsly: ShowLove100 ShowLove100 ShowLove100 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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ThorSokar: There is only one good cheerios and they are Honey Nut
Phosphatide: savage
RoastedGravy: Plot twist: Beej IS the garbage can.
Sarah_Serinde: Anubis169 That doesn't sound terrible
thegreatwyrdling: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 1:37 PM
Sarah_Serinde: rude, Beej
nevermore913: ok I really should leave to go do family things but Merry Christmas Heather and beej and lrr community
Izhuark: Savage !
betsytheripper: honey nut cheerios aren't nut anymore they're just honey cheerios
Anubis169: Sarah_Serinde: Downside, I may have a stomach upset... upside, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME...
lirazel64: I like plain with actual maple syrup myself.
MistahFixIt: @RoastedGravy - Oh to be younger, and still able to treat my digestive tract like a dumpster... lrrFRUMP
Phosphatide: moonbase confirmed to be devoid of food
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] It's called a garbage can, not eating them.
LRRbot: New quote #6646: "It's called a garbage can, not eating them." —Heather [2019-12-25]
samu_btdp1985: merry Christmas
jadedcynic: Heather - he's YOUR husband; you can answer "Did (Beej) Bring ANY food that's okay?" better than anyone ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Anubis169 Aw, hope you feel better soon then!
Pantsravaganza: !help
wynternyghtynggale: lock him out
Aldunis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
Aldunis: Merry Christmas! Heather and Beej! :D
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aldunis! (Today's storm count: 19)
sgowell: Is that Mighty Bomb Jack? sergeHolyMoly
sir_jack_DB: WOW
sir_jack_DB: that is quite a cover
ThorSokar: Gradius is kinda fun
Pantsravaganza: !flan
Close_Calls: vice project doom looks like its airbrushed on the back of an 18 wheeler
NimrodXIV: Crystalis! I love it
TStodden is just happy for the streams to take his mind off the the recent family emotional drama...
mtvcdm: Is that game an Animorphs?
4dSwissCheese: All box art just used to be like that
ThorSokar: Gradius IV for the SNES is way better though
RoastedGravy: OH, Crystalis. I thought it was Crustalis.
PharaohBender27: @TStodden lrrHEART
TStodden: Crystalis is pretty tough, but good.
EJGRgunner: SNK had a pretty good track record in the 80s
RomanGoro: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:14.
Anubis169: It's actually good
somecall_metim: I got a mega drive mini today; streets of rage 2 is so fun to play
MistahFixIt: This game looks like it should be airbrushed on the side of a Chevy Cargovan
Izhuark: Yes
ThorSokar: They are crazy hard, but fun
Pantsravaganza: @tstodden Family drama is always rough. Hope you are doing ok.
Izhuark: The false warp zones are amazing
DarkMorford: "Lost Levels" is actually the original Japanese SMB2
TehAmelie: i beat The Lost Levels before i ever beat SMB. the saving after every level instead of every world made a lot of difference
ThorSokar: to get ahead of things this time: https://vst.ninja/south/SMB3_Match_Game.jpg
Mkingston: Thank you for saving me from watching another Agatha Christie with my old parents
r10pez10: singalong time!
Fenhl: duDudu
nevermore913: best music
iris_of_ether: Mmmm, blessed nostalgia~
MistahFixIt: !bwee
Izhuark: My first mario game <3
Nigouki: can we get the Betrayal Legacy crew in here to perform the music live?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Man memories
Close_Calls: heather, are you excited for hallow knight 2?
Fenhl: LUL
tearsofpirates: rofl
aitsu100: lol
tearsofpirates: LOL
jadedcynic: Yeah, I remember Crystallis - it was good (mostly because there were fewer games rleased and they focused more on individual titles, even with astronomically less resources and technology available to them
TehAmelie: classic
NimrodXIV: good start!
RoastedGravy: ROFL
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
mtvcdm: Woooooow
MistahFixIt: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: :D
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Phosphatide: i mean best music will always go to super mario world
RoastedGravy: brb
Pazy160: Beej is the worlds greatest gamer.
TemporallyAwry: Oh glorious nostalgia - lrrHEART
Loonatic93: This is one of the Mario games that I have never beaten.
Anubis169: smokeSCRUB
kusinohki: professional gaming right there
somecall_metim: bigjYO digbyBashon
jadedcynic: radO7 Beej radRekt
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just like running into a bike
Pantsravaganza: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
SAJewers: the jump didn't jump?
Turtlevoid: Merry Holidays!
Izhuark: I'm one of those weirdo that don't like the Jump/attack button layout of the SNES.
MistahFixIt: LMAO
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iris_of_ether: Ahahahahaha
tearsofpirates: looool
Sarah_Serinde: That timing though :D
TStodden: The NES Online works STRICTLY with A & B in-games. There's no REMAPPING options in-system.
Phosphatide: i didn’t know mario maker had trade-off multiplayer OpieOP
nevermore913: probably not
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TStodden: I don't know how you feel about the Rewind feature...
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theunknownpoetb: Also green Mario is the best Mario!
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mozdoc: I'm going to admit I've never actually seen Luigi get played in SMB3 before.
Bellpei: The rewind feature did let me finally beat Zelda 2
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun I think the NES app accepts Y to sprint?
EJGRgunner: Wasn't there a warp whistle right at the end there or something?
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mtvcdm: HOW
Phosphatide: didn’t go for the whistle smh
GlennSeto: Sorry, X to sprint... messing up my controllers
Crad0k: hubris?
iris_of_ether: HSWP
ArkhamArchivist: if rewind is good enough for 3 houses
Izhuark: Was there the Mario bros vs minigame in the NES version ?
RoastedGravy: Oh, someone already clipped it.
RoastedGravy: Dinger.
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theawesomeonev2: woop woop Christmas day sub baby
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egyptcraze: merry christmas! howzit?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Not an auspicious start
TStodden: I grabbed the NES controllers specifically so I don't rage-break my JoyCons.
PrinceNimzar: Woo merri crit miss! lrrHEATHER_SA lrrBEEEJ_SA
Koios7: Use the tail Beej
virre_: Izhuark Yes, you need to select each other
Izhuark: Cool !
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun Does running with X and jumping with A not work?
theunknownpoetb: Did we already skip The Wizard short cut?
TehAmelie: i never understood why people prize the warp whistles like "powerful items", they just make you not get to play as much of the game
Izhuark: I'm so nostalgic watching you play this game :')
r10pez10: speedrun strats prolly, ame
RoastedGravy: I mean, if you want to beat the game, the warp whistles are pretty good.
RoastedGravy: Speedrun strats.
ThorSokar: 100% completition?
kristwist: whatever is more fun for you
Koshindan: Beej and Heather any percent.
Nigouki: you're in BC, so you're whistling to Whistler Kappa
theunknownpoetb: Be Fred Savage, whistle!
r10pez10: Play The Game How You Want
Izhuark: I think you should at least do first world.
RoastedGravy: I’d be down for a Beej%.
theunknownpoetb: (It wasn't really him btw..lol)
RoastedGravy: lrrBEEJ
TStodden: Just a casual walk, not a speedrun or a brief-jog?
TehAmelie: heh, or if you're just learning the game, you can screw yourself by going straight to world 8 and missing every single powerup
00gogo00: Why not crop the controls out of Switch VC games?
MistahFixIt: hehe. Toot.
aitsu100: Doctor Doom Toots how he pleases
shurtal: I played teh GBA version of this on my DS so much, i broke the right button on my D-Pad. God i love this game
RoastedGravy: *Beavis laugh*
MistahFixIt: Toad is a Mastodon user.
sivakrytos: fart upon the instrument
MistahFixIt: WELP
TehAmelie: no doots for you!
Izhuark: you got the fire flower though !
virre_: There is at the end of the level
ThorSokar: there is a leaf in there
wynternyghtynggale: low hanging fruit heather
TStodden: Beej, there WAS a leaf RIGHT AFTER the spot YOU DIED.
fuzzy_died: there was one in the block by where you died
HydraWiggins: its contents may surprize you
virre_: Oh this horror level, I . get stressed just seeing you play
MistahFixIt: Riperonis
LucyCloudberry: this game's got some super fuckin mean autoscrollers
Izhuark: Well it's better than world 3 at the very least :p
TehAmelie: the best part with autoscrollers i think is seeing the things speedrunners come up with to keep themselves occupied in them
kusinohki: leaf hiden in the level?
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TeiranDragon: 50 months? oh how the time flies.
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00gogo00: oh thet's neatt there's a depth effect on the lava
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nolly3: merry christmas and happy hanukkah from someone who celebrates both
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00gogo00: kinda
00gogo00: with the bubbles
ThorSokar: got there!
trippingpossum: Is there an expected schedule today?
MistahFixIt: Gee Beej, how come mom lets you have TWO Warp Whistles?
mtvcdm: The autoscroll knows what it did
TehAmelie: i like that beating the fort without killing the boss doesn't remove the lock, though
coelopteryx: now i'm picturing someone eating warp whistles on hot dog buns
MistahFixIt: I'm mostly upset that the sky is full of Narutomaki
Phosphatide: skrollix
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kainboa: Tak for HahaDoge @hugtheaquilifer
Izhuark: The music in this game is so simple yet so good...
Aylig: Merry Christmas everyone
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Joda011980: festive Yuletide greetings to all
cadesguy: hug that aquifer
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Izhuark: Merry Christmas <3
r10pez10: hey this game has snow in it!
MistahFixIt: Lowfi Beats to Chill and Stomp Goombas To
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bouncy beats
mtvcdm: Protip: City Connection is bad
MostCallMe__Tim: OMG!!! I played so much of this as a kid!!!!
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r10pez10: Kirby Golf
taruan: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @ravensshade
TehAmelie: every part of the game is made with such elegance, such economy of resources. it's most noticable in the music i guess
mtvcdm: If you don't know City Connection, think Pac-Man with a car
Izhuark: I remember not being able to get past the last fort in world 8 when i was a kid...
TStodden: NES City Connection is medioche at best... Arcade version is better.
theunknownpoetb: lrrFRUMP
r10pez10: 'Sup
PrinceNimzar: Mario what are you doing here? This is a Panera now.
CosmicDuctTape: lrrGOAT
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Phosphatide: lrrGOAT_SA
TStodden: At worst, the stream could break down in the SSBU arena throwdown with chat.
mozdoc: The 5 up fanfare is still awesome to listen to.
wynternyghtynggale: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
wynternyghtynggale: teeth
TehAmelie: starting out with 3 lives makes those 1UPs feel real good don't they
SmashTCG: oh
SmashTCG: THIS Song
Juliamon: Hello Beej, hello Heather! Hope the day has treated you well!
mtvcdm: I watched the Summoning Salt video on the progression of the SMB1 warpless speedrun record. Which seems a far more... human record nowadays than the outright record.
SmashTCG: i cant NOT hear The Lyrics for that song
SiNPylonn: nothing better to do on christmas day?
TehAmelie: it's a good one!
wynternyghtynggale: nog is so good
ChipMissile: That crapshot is fantastic
Juliamon: It's a VERY GOOD crapshot
betsytheripper: it was a very good crapshot
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It was good
SmashTCG: Rip james
wynternyghtynggale: #blamejames
mtvcdm: The warp record is so close to set in stone you're talking single frames now. The warpless record is a 19 minute marathon where there's a lot of room for improvement yet and where there's a lot more room to mess up.
trilemma85: Is this a blind playthrough?
Izhuark: Ship level hype !
CWaltz86: here come heather just one shot-ing the hammer brother
ThorSokar: Yea, they are beautiful
Izhuark: Yes, it's weird that Mario all star isn't on the Supernes VC
Phosphatide: lrrSPOT
Juliamon: Oh man yeah, I loved the All-Stars version
TStodden: It's available on the SNES & Wii.
TheSpindash: It gets weird though because it slightly adjusts the physics
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virre_: First Lost Levels release outside of Japan to IIRC
Spacecarl: okay that was a great crapshot
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Heather
aitsu100: that was great loved Cam in that crapshot
kusinohki: the original bullet hell?
MistahFixIt: We a Danmaku now
TehAmelie: i had a Super Mario All-Stars & Super Mario World cartridge. what luxury
ThorSokar: Fun fact: My SNES came with Super Mario World and Super Mario All-Stars
virre_: Nervous as a kid, I mean thats still me now
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: TABS is free on epic games today, in case you miss it.
MistahFixIt: Thanks for the HahaPoint @ashiok_nightmare_beaver
trilemma85: It's more like a bullet heck.
MistahFixIt: Bullet Goshdangit
virre_: And there also was the comics
jadedcynic: Bullet Purgatory?
Pantsravaganza: HahaDreidel
mr_jigglesworth_: <message deleted>Are you guys high?
betsytheripper: bullet inconvenience
wynternyghtynggale: Bullet ballet
ChaosInfest: Weren't the koopa children in the cartoon?
ThorSokar: Yea, in the manual, I can take a picture of it if you want
CWaltz86: does that imply there is a bullet heaven?
LucyCloudberry: um excuse me beej that was larry
mtvcdm: You know the weird thing, we never again meet any of the rulers of these other seven kingdoms.
Phosphatide: letters with animated images, so hi-tech
Izhuark: XD
mr_jigglesworth_: <message deleted>These two have been smashing the doobies
kamelion84: katesLol
silverfur64: lol
ChipMissile: lrrFRUMP
TehAmelie: there is in fact a Bullet Nirvana. i made the game myself. it's terrible
CWaltz86: ooh i thought beej was about to make a loss.png joke
trilemma85: What? This isn't Puzzle Quest?
Phosphatide: beej please
Anubis169: mr_jigglesworth_: play nice
EJGRgunner: Gosh. Beej is a MAGIC (puzzlequest) addict.
mr_jigglesworth_: <message deleted>@Anubis169 its legal bro.
SmashTCG: i just realised they are tiny goombas
mtvcdm: Really, most of the Mario universe is, Mario shows up at a place once in one game and then that place is never visited or even referenced again.
RoastedGravy: Grandmaster Beej only plays in Magic, and nothing else.
Anubis169: that may be, but play nice
wynternyghtynggale: rip
MistahFixIt: Tiny Goomba Blockheads
MagisterMystax: I never noticed that, I always made sure to jump on suspicious blocks from above
Juliamon: mr_jigglesworth_ It's still rude as hell to say it.
RoastedGravy: Mario is just Magic: The Plumbing.
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Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
brainiac4: @RoastedGravy Wouldn't that be "Magic: The Plumbering"?
SmashTCG: FIre snake
Juliamon: I used to know all the names... I don't anymore
trilemma85: George?
jadedcynic: me I play flight sims; at least FPSs have an agreed-upon control scheme. If I switch from one game to another I basically have to play a 'tutorial' level to remind myself how the controls are different :D
Dared00: Kevin
NightValien28: spicy noodle
LucyCloudberry: derek
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Snek?
mr_jigglesworth_: <message deleted>Its ruse to observe a twitch streamer behavior? Its rude to say somebody might be high?
Thandres: i feel larry
Mkingston: spicy boi
Koshindan: It is Fire Snake.
Anubis169: yeah, it is
RoastedGravy: @brainiac4 See, I thought that, but it didn’t sound right.
MistahFixIt: Literally Fire Snake\
Izhuark: Pyro ?
Traion: Hey Chat and Derys. How are the holidays treating you?
Koios7: Firesnake, one word
RoastedGravy: Plumbing sounds better.
wynternyghtynggale: HahaShrugRight RPGFireball
trilemma85: PurpleStar
Anubis169: now think about what you're saying
SmashTCG: Wow
frogomb: The fire that leaps
Gizmoloid: George, George, George from the fire!
SmashTCG: i was being sarcastic
j0xer: angry sunnnnnn
Koios7: Can confirm I checked my manual
MistahFixIt: The Flames That Slither
MagisterMystax: My favourite enemy name in all Nintendo games is the carnivorous plants from Super Metroid. They're named Samus Eaters
virre_: Should be first memory soon
Jonci_: I remember when I had the timing memorized to get a Star every time
RoastedGravy: @MagisterMystax They missed an opportunity to call it the Zebes Samustrap.
SmashTCG: I cant NOT hear it
varmintx0: The Samus Eaters are easy to avoid if you have SPACE JUMP!!!
Loonatic93: Just think; if it wasn't for "The Wizard," no one would have heard of this game! lrrBEEJ
ThorSokar: Fire guy is called Fire Snake
Izhuark: Mario world as a bit too much to my taste, still great but Mario 3 feels more elegant.
virre_: I prefer this to Mario World but thats probably just level of Nostalgia
r10pez10: my friend set the sonic drowning warning music as his alarm
TrakoZG: "I don't need to breathe, this isn't Sonic"
RoastedGravy: @r10pez10 Why?
EJGRgunner: I both hate and admire that
r10pez10: you know, when you really need to wake up in a cold sweat
Mkingston: i had it as my alarm for a while
MistahFixIt: @r10pez10 - I mean that sounds SUPER effective
azureHaights: Dangit, my brain keeps going back and forth between breantalfloss lyrics and duane & brand0 lyrics
MagisterMystax: I generally think this game aged better than Mario World, but that's largely personaly preference
mtvcdm: The Sonic drowning music is anxiety-inducing.
TehAmelie: i'm still mad at The Wizard for not ending the race in the game with the fireworks for getting three cards
Phosphatide: i’ve always preferred how the controls felt in world
Loonatic93: I do agree, though. I much prefer SMW over SMB3.
Mkingston: No time to explore. Gotta go fast.
virre_: Sonic drowning music as Alarm would get me up but be stressed all day
MistahFixIt: Henh. Boom-Boom.
Phosphatide: yoshi’s island is still my favorite mario game though
Kazman20a: wait the ghosts are crying angels
SmashTCG: Nina
azureHaights: Boom-boom Boom-boom, I killed it in its room
virre_: Memory
r10pez10: pom-pom sounds right
coelopteryx: i prefer a chill atmospheric music fade-in to wake up to, but sometimes you just need a massive adrenaline spike courtesy of sonic disagreeing with water
mtvcdm: Nobody ever explains what's in the question mark ball.
RoastedGravy: Pom-Pom, yeah.
MagisterMystax: Pom Pom yeah
Fenhl: as someone who has so far only experienced this game in the form of speedruns, this is really interesting
aitsu100: yeah Pom-Pom
kusinohki: sonic was weird like that. "gotta go fast", but I do better if I go slow and explore every corner and get all the 1ups
TheSpindash: Pom Pom, the Ninja one
RoastedGravy: She debuted in 3D Land.
SmashTCG: thought it was nina becasue she was a ninja
Loonatic93: The only problem with Yoshi's Island is the Crying Mario noize!
GlennSeto: Kinda wish they'd give you the option to make the emulation a little less accurate, to get rid of the flickering/color glitches on the sides.
frogomb: pompom is from homestar
virre_: I thing I have it memorised now
PaleBlu3Dot: Classic 8)
RoastedGravy: You never played 3D Land, Beej?
betsytheripper: sokar hahahah why is that hosted there
Izhuark: Oh that's cheating !
RoastedGravy: Oh, it was awesome.
r10pez10: is 3D land the cat one?
MistahFixIt: That always kinda bugged me... Memory game doesn't really work if you only get a set number of flips.
RoastedGravy: @r10pez10 That’s 3D World.
GlennSeto: odd
r10pez10: RoastedGravy ah ty
RoastedGravy: Odyssey is better. Hands down.
Loonatic93: My favorite Mario game is still "Super Mario RPG." A legit sequel could sell a current gen console to me.
TheSpindash: Depends on if you want exploration Mario or level Marrio
tapdancingbeavers: Hello all :)
r10pez10: i mean i loved 3D world but odyssey is better
RoastedGravy: Like, I can’t say that 3D World is better.
RedRaptor: You could kill those snakes with your tail, right? I remember doing that.
Izhuark: Yeah Odyssey is THE new formula of 3D mario game.
RoastedGravy: Odyssey is just super good.
GlennSeto: I've only played 3D World of the two, but I'd still agree with Beej there.
varmintx0: Yeah, I liked 3D World more, but think Odyssey is better.
Traion: This game would be vastly improved by a Googi mod
Rhinoceritis: which is better, Nes mario 3 or mario allstars mario 3?
Izhuark: 3d world is more like new super mario but in 3d.
RoastedGravy: 3D Land > 3D World for me.
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r10pez10: did odyssey have the cat powerups too
Loonatic93: Thanks for the HahaBall @razorswift
RoastedGravy: Odyssey did not have any powerups.
Fenhl: personally I'd even place Galaxy 2 above 3D Land/World
ThorSokar: Fun fact: the SMB3 manual and the SMB 3 guide book spell Fire Snake differently (Fire Snake [guide] and Firesnake [manual])
Izhuark: Oh the waluigi unraveled video was soooo goood
RoastedGravy: Just capture abilities.
mtvcdm: Angry sun!
MistahFixIt: The Sun Is A Deadly Laser
Thandres: i have pale skin, the sun is always angry at me D:
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sun is tsundere for Mario
somecall_metim: @MistahFixIt +1 for the history of the world reference
Izhuark: The Sunk aka. the Death star !
Koshindan: Sundere? @Ba_Dum_Tish
Feminine_Desires: It's a twister
mtvcdm: Wind is hard to draw
TehAmelie: did anyone else used to play this with someone where you both would die over and over on a level so the other one would finish it so you could get the mushroom house behind it, until you had to agree whoever unlocked the stuff got it?
Jonci_: Dust devil!
Loonatic93: Hey Beej! I've been playing Magic Puzzle Quest recently and going through the story mode. But I have a question: How do I make decks in it?
r10pez10: give us super mario universe, the sequel to super mario galaxy
azureHaights: No vs. action?
Ba_Dum_Tish: @koshindan Sounds right
frogomb: How do you break the rocks on the map?
Juliamon: TehAmelie Yupppp
RoastedGravy: So, No Man’s Sky, but with Mario?
Jonci_: I'd be happy with Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 getting on the Switch
coelopteryx: as a kid who grew up in a very dustdevily land, we knew it was a dustdevil and probably called it a tornado anyway
MistahFixIt: So is it true Chomps can break free if you sit around watching them long enough?
Izhuark: @frogomb there is a special item for it.
myrddinthewizard: @frogomb the hammer I believe
bvorhies: Merry Christmas!! Hope ya have a wonderful day
ContingentCat: the clouds always look like teeth to me, it takes a second to remember what they're supposed to be
Traion: Heather is on Chat's side Beej. She'd never do something to infuriate us (unless it was really funny)
r10pez10: SMG1 in HD would be amaze
Izhuark: teeth !
RoastedGravy: I want SMG2 HD.
TehAmelie: you were too fast
virre_: It's the degree of the jump
virre_: According to the guide
matty0409: hey I'm still gift subbed :D
Izhuark: Boomerang bro are easier than hammer bro imho.
virre_: (The offical printed guide that is)
RoastedGravy: Actually, I want Sunshine HD.
MistahFixIt: Hammer GET
aitsu100: froggo suit?
RoastedGravy: Sunshine was my favorite Mario game.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: SMG was my first proper mario experience
MistahFixIt: Oh man I really enjoyed Super Mario Sunshine
TrakoZG: hammertime
betsytheripper: deja vu
RoastedGravy: I couldn’t get into 64, unfortunately.
r10pez10: sunshine is like, the most difficult one, amaze
Fenhl: the comedic timing of Mario deaths have always been amazing
MistahFixIt: I could go for an HD Remake of SM64 too, come to think of it
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TehAmelie: a cascade of badness
RoastedGravy: I want a Metroid Prime remake.
MistahFixIt: ^ that too
malsareus: That was a cascading catastrophe
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birbwizard: omg the og super Mario bros!? oh man my childhood thank you been and heather!!
EJGRgunner: Does the moonbase have bad tea?
Invitare: Metroid Prime doesn't need a remake. Somehow it graphically holds up even today
birbwizard: *beej
GlennSeto: Mh, Prime only needs an upscale and a more modern, optional control scheme.
Invitare: it's like Wind Waker but without the excuse of cell shading
EJGRgunner: Prepare to be inundated with teas on MailTime I guess
kusinohki: 1/3 star, 1/3 flower, 1/3 mushroom... only 1/3 of you is invincible, you only throw 1/3 of a fireball, and you only grow 1/3 as much...
Koshindan: $1 dollar richer.
iris_of_ether: Can I just say that I always loved the monster design in this? I want to Perler bead/cross-stitch everything in here. But I always want to avoid Christmas back pain. :D
birbwizard: !game good
iris_of_ether: also*
GlennSeto: @iris_of_ether It's very good. I adore Mario World, but the Goombas just look weird in it.
mtvcdm: !clip
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mtvcdm: Heather's Involuntary House of Lies
RoastedGravy: I still wanna see at least one gameplay clip of Prime 4. That’s all I need.
Pantsravaganza: !findquote mario
LRRbot: Quote #343: "These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!" —Ian [2015-06-13]
azureHaights: The real coins were the friends we made along the way
MistahFixIt: "Clip it, you nitwit!" ~ Ian Horner
iris_of_ether: @GlennSeto I never had Mario World, sadly. Wanted to play it more than I did
BigTheDave: beej needs the lives
Laogeodritt: Hello, Beej, Heather, chat! o/
QwertMints: this stream is a wholesome need, thank you! <3
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Izhuark: Frog suit !
GlennSeto: @iris_of_ether It's still very easy on the eyes and ears!
coelopteryx: frog suit!!
CosmicDuctTape: lrrSACK
kusinohki: at least coins were still worth something in SM3 - massive coin inflation in odysee...
frogomb: The best suit
iris_of_ether: @GlennSeto I should go give it a go one of these days :D
virre_: Oh I did not know that flute
Izhuark: I like the tanuki suit >_>
MistahFixIt: Are we just starting a Whistle Collection?
MostCallMe__Tim: Notice how coins are quoted as $ must mean mario coins are actually Loonies
BigTheDave: now straight to world 8!
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virre_: or probably not rememberd it
GlennSeto: It's "free" for Nintendo Online subscribers, so that's a good way to play it legally. @iris_of_ether
Pantsravaganza: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5166: "That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why." —Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
mtvcdm: BigTheDave, if they so choose. They could also just decide to play all eight worlds.
mtvcdm: Not like we're on gold speedrun times or anything anyway.
coelopteryx: i don't think i was even aware that fire-breathing koopa bros existed
LucyCloudberry: when i was a tiny baby i thought the blue goombas in smb1 were ghosts for whatever reason
birbwizard: huh why did my prime sub not go through but I have the emotes lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE
Izhuark: @coelopteryx Fire bros are best bros, you really start to be amazed of the mario ennemy variety once you play one of the mario RPG game.
TehAmelie: i have checked that with a P-wing, there's nothing
MistahFixIt: @birbwizard It's a Beejmas Miracle. lrrBEEEJ_SA
coelopteryx: as opposed to a speedrun, it is a longplay with plenty of good wholesome messing around & exploring
BigTheDave: actually, they could use the whistles and go back to the start of world 2
mtvcdm: So... let's talk about the implications of buttons that exist widely in a world, that cause all nearby money and bricks to turn into each other temporarily.
birbwizard: @mistahfixit super spooped
GlennSeto: @LucyCloudberry Interesting. Now I wonder if they had a different color in those levels for atmospheric reasons or color limitations.
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:53.
mtvcdm: What is it like working in a bank where someone hits a button and suddenly everything in the bank is bricks?
LucyCloudberry: @GlennSeto definitely the latter
MistahFixIt: Oh hey music box. Nice.
azureHaights: Kumo!
birbwizard: so I guess I just dont get announced a stealth prime sub
azureHaights: Spider-King, Spider-King / Overseeing most everything
Saintnex: The king is really unlucky lol
r10pez10: i'm rich!
MistahFixIt: @mtvcdm - The world isn't ready for that question
GlennSeto: um....
iris_of_ether: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
Koshindan: Inflation would be crazy, but they could just break the blocks to remove currency.
PMAvers: What if you made the Crapshot in Mario Maker?
kusinohki: or hay?
Gizmoloid: Umm gold would be MUCH heavier than bricks.
aitsu100: a Stucco Bank
Mangledpixel: eh, I could give that a go
TehAmelie: it might be more doable with animation
r10pez10: coming up next, in mail time
virre_: This music, so good
ContingentCat: in the three pigs universe
virre_: and stressfull
rocketjohn: all bankers are pigs.
Fruan: So, in my head cannon, the P switches have always been those soft blister buttons.
BigTheDave: P switch the bank into coins, run through the coins, wait 10s and you have a full through route into the bank
ThorSokar: I mean, they sell big blue buttons on amazon
Koshindan: senpBrick
rocketjohn: Apparently
TStodden: lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD
SinisterGehe: Does a brick correspond to a certain value in money? Whats the value of a brick in coins?
Izhuark: The three little capitalists.
TrakoZG: that must be a lot of torque on those long bolts
stevestein: The nightmares of my childhood are coming back to me now
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun Can the bankrobbers be Wario & Waluigi?
r10pez10: who's this? monty?
CosmicDuctTape: Morton
iris_of_ether: Waaaah
birbwizard: somebody clip this moment as making a crapshoot
rocketjohn: NYAAAH.
Koshindan: sergeSnerge
ContingentCat: sergeSnerge
Feminine_Desires: Beej can be Wario.
NightValien28: kathleen
Koios7: Get Wiggins
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CosmicDuctTape: surprise cameo from BDG as Waluigi
aitsu100: serge and Ben
Izhuark: Wah !
ABoxOfNoobs: ulmer
red_shoes_jeff: You could be Wario.
2Flower: Now you can be Son Goku!
BigTheDave: world7 wrong warp is the best speed tech I've seen cause it lets you execute arbitrary code, but speedrunners just use it to roll the credits
jadedcynic: Yeah, Waluigi deserves some love; since Nintendo won't put him in anything, WE can focus on him
MistahFixIt: Fire underwater seems legit. :u
EJGRgunner: Ben could do Wario, too
Feminine_Desires: OH YEAH Serge is Waluigi!
Feminine_Desires: SNERGE
Dared00: I got distracted by the stream and drove my Euro Truck Sim truck right into a ditch. 10/10 best Christmas stream
Psychic_Ketchup: Merry deez nus?
Traion: Heather as Wario. Let the true evil mastermind shine!
MistahFixIt: Snerge: "Wah I guess."
BigTheDave: What's Waluigi's favourite holiday? I'magonnaween
GlennSeto: Depending on the camera setup, the size difference could also be faked/exaggerated.
birbwizard: omg Serge a waluigi I'm totally into this
Fenhl: is this the game where you can to super fast by bonking your head on the ceiling underwater>
iris_of_ether: BD2019 Snerge still brings me joy periodically
Fenhl: ?
PharaohBender27: Mario looks like comical fish when swimming
iris_of_ether: DB*
Fenhl: or was that SMB1
Saintnex: lrrBEEJ_SA
Traion: sergeSnerge sergeSnerge sergeSnerge
Ba_Dum_Tish: You murder that whole blooper family
rocketjohn: so. I am not a nintendosm'n.. Is this game palletshifted from the norm?
virre_: This is the jumping fish level, argh
Spacecarl: you just killed a whole family!
hd_dabnado: oh god I hate this stage
Koshindan: sergeSnerge_SA
mtvcdm: The 100% speedrun record of SMB3 is presently 1:10:03, claimed a month ago.
virre_: You just need to time your jumping out of it
MistahFixIt: I think those are called Blooper Nannies for some reason?
GlennSeto: Does the big fish have a special name?
Nekuia: You can swim in that water. You shouldn't but you can.
birbwizard: the fish are hungry beej you didnt feed them
stevestein: I also die instantly when I touch flying fish
MistahFixIt: @GlennSeto - Boss Bass
MistahFixIt: No, Really.
iris_of_ether: lrrSPOOP_TK
Izhuark: World 3 look much better in 16 bit.
TStodden: The Cheep Cheep in the water is a small hazard
GlennSeto: @MistahFixIt I believe it. Sounds pretty boss too.
Klandox: Merry Fricking Christmas Everyone!!!! lrrHEART
Koshindan: That was a cheep cheep shot.
mtvcdm: Yeah, lots of people don't see level 3 because they whistled before this.
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SAiconjr: hope you're having happy holidays!
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Some fish with immortality and no idea what to use it for
kusinohki: heather? good at video game? blashphemy! :P
MistahFixIt: Classic Flex - just let your immortality sink to the bottom of the sea.
virre_: good work
Izhuark: I think my favourite must be world 4, not very original but the theme is very cool.
MistahFixIt: @Izhuark - Is that Big World?
Izhuark: Yup :)
rocketjohn: I mean i guess the better you are at a game like this the less time you get to play it each time.
virre_: No they are the same
ThorSokar: they do not
mtvcdm: That one is 30 coins, that one is a frog suit
Nekuia: They don't change every time
birbwizard: I disagree we must get 40 hours out of this game from start to finish
NojhLivic: They ony change once you complete the set.
Nekuia: They only chance if you clean it
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
frogomb: it's the same
TStodden: The pattern is SET until you clear it, then it changes.
ThorSokar: flip one and I'll tell you
LathosTiran: the bottom right are always the same
myrddinthewizard: 12.
azureHaights: Pick left, Beej. Pick left 15 tiles ago.
TStodden: Gaming IS Min-Maxing!
Penthesilea180: Happy Holidays everyone. I just made the executive decision to move the big dinner I was planning to tomorrow and get takeout tonight. Present to myself along with watching this delightful stream lrrAWESOME
kusinohki: min maxer =/= gamer?? *confused*
mtvcdm: !clip
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rocketjohn: Heather is the star whisperer
virre_: You have two chance
PharaohBender27: Listen to lrrHEATHER_SA !
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
ContingentCat: clearly Heather is the pro gamer
Toquenuke: @LoadingReadyRun i dont understand the difference between min/maxing and being a gamer
virre_: no
stevestein: all hail Hodor!
ThorSokar: bottom row 3 in is 10 coin
birbwizard: heather magic
ThorSokar: borrom row and above is 20
mtvcdm: stevestein, she wishes to be called Heather; the nickname's retired.
NojhLivic: There's only like 3 or 4 sets, so you can look up the set once you know a few of the cards.
Jonci_: Beej,. listen to your wife!
MrsLlante: 4
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
AntiCrepuscular: Beej pls :D
DeaconDagnari: Listen to Heather!#
virre_: top left is mushroom
birbwizard: beej you must Believe!!
ContingentCat: memory isn't magic Beej
ThorSokar: top corner and bottom row 1 in is mushroom
Dared00: Heather with the Big Gamer Brain
Juliamon: !clip
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Traion: always believe to the Heather
Penthesilea180: Always listen to your wife.
Questhere: never listen the chat, always listen to Hather
rocketjohn: Wow. the rare heather f-bomb
Perchipy: Heather is the true gamer beej
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: ahh xmas
rain2123: lrrFINE
AntiCrepuscular: :D
ThorSokar: top row 2nd to last
coelopteryx: lookit these goobers
rocketjohn: It must be Christmas.
shinycrochet: hahaha. Christmas arguments always.
MostCallMe__Tim: Beej, didn't you marry her for her memory talents?
birbwizard: #listenToHer
ThorSokar: top row 3 in
malsareus: Beej, accept the wisdom of Hodor
TemporallyAwry: lrrHERE I guess?
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL LUL
Dared00: HA
virre_: good work
mozdoc: The hell people have actually memorized all the patterns?
Izhuark: That's what you get for cheating :p
Darleysam: ljgami1Nailedit
mtvcdm: malsareus, the nickname's retired, fyi.
Ciijay: Ooo! Bonus stream! Thanks for hanging out with us today, Heather and Beej!
ContingentCat: nothing but the accomplishment of completing it
coelopteryx: ohhh the rumble zone
Nekuia: Got the star and got out. Good job
ThorSokar: hahaha
mozdoc: Someone's going to get eaten by the fish.
virre_: This level stresses me out just watching
Juliamon: This level in particular gave me SO much anxiety
Ba_Dum_Tish: Heather actively gaming
SmashBrothah: yuuuum
wildpeaks: om nom nom
PharaohBender27: Big mood on that title, @Feminine_Desires - not that you're wrong, mind you
birbwizard: FlipThis
voslan: And Beej takes a walk
SAiconjr: maybe princess auto has a helpful guide to the game :)
Sarah_Serinde: mmmm shortbread
RebekahWSD: I'm so used to watching vods lately that I'm not use to live
wildpeaks: 1 is not 0
Izhuark: Survived !
ContingentCat: Wow, I was cooking and had some leftover lemon and ginger so I made Jacob's hot water with lemon and ginger thing, I expected it to be not enough but it's really nice. (though I just remembered he uses honey and I don't have any but close enough)
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely used to like the maple cheerios though
coelopteryx: absolutely dodged the heck out of the big fish
coelopteryx: the ol "sha-sha-shaa"
PharaohBender27: Are maple cheerios a Canadian thing? I'd never heard of them before this stream
virre_: I think the secret of that level is just to get as quick as possible
r10pez10: maple cheerio tea
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Koshindan: I saw Maple cheerios in California this year.
birbwizard: so it's you beej who will make the tea lol
aitsu100: i can see why
ContingentCat: dry cheerios are great
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
red_shoes_jeff: I'm sorry Heather, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Canada.
ThorSokar: If a box of cheerios is 99 cents something is wrong with them
Ciijay: Omg I need maple Cheerios
RebekahWSD: Sometimes you have to buy food you know your SO hates, just to be the only one able to eat it all!
PharaohBender27: Did you check the "best by" date?
mtvcdm: Maple Cheerios are absolutely in the US. They've been here all fall.
Koshindan: Maple Cheerios, Peach Cheerios, and Pumpkin Spice Cheerios were all on display this year.
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GhassanPL: Oh hey, Smumper Mummeh Brez!
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Lyrathemighty: so secret muckbang stream?
Ciijay: Time to find maple Cheerios when I get back home tomorrow...
Izhuark: Goat there !
wildpeaks: woohoo
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
Izhuark: Waffles !
Pantsravaganza: lrrCHKN_RD
ravensshade: maple cheerios?
mtvcdm: Who was the interior designer
somecall_metim: man them QR codes are unreal
ThorSokar: You're not the only person who has eyes that this level's pattern hurts
PharaohBender27: @ravensshade Per lrrBEEEJ_SA , they're a limited edition thing in Canada
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Nitnatsnoc780: Merry Christmas! Thanks for another year of kindness and great entertainment!
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Mangledpixel: might've looked a bit nicer on a CRT?
MistahFixIt: Real Eyestrain Hours
Lucaan: They sacrificed their own eyes to bring this monstrosity to life
mtvcdm: If this does hurt your eyes, feel free to look away, we'll let you know when they beat it.
maxthefourth: might have been better on older screens
somecall_metim: is there anyone else at the moonbase?
Izhuark: @mtvcdm I think Bowser have architecture as a hobby.
HydraWiggins: bartleby moving around
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hey Gibb and Bartleby live here
Izhuark: Thanks for HahaSweat <3 @Nitnatsnoc780
birbwizard: chat is always in the moonbase heather lrrSPOOP
Spluuga: lrrSPOOP_RD
Dared00: Beej doxxed Bartleby
birbwizard: accidental dox
PharaohBender27: What about Pistachio? He might still be around to optimize the Moonbase's holiday productivity
Perchipy: man beej is a master at Super mario brothers
Izhuark: Wow heather just did a progamer move !
Izhuark: Pistachio is such a cinnamon bun...
suprfluffykitty: HahaPoint
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (20:52 from now).
coelopteryx: over here we have 1. proximity to canada 2. also a substantial maple production, so we get things like tim hortons incursion
birbwizard: that's code for hes hiding isn't it heather?
PharaohBender27: Won't be able to watch the Boxing Day stream this year due to having to work tomorrow :/
virre_: They are in the gameboy game I think
mtvcdm: Again, there's a LOT of Mario stuff that shows up in one game and never again.
coelopteryx: splatoon before splatoon
kusinohki: there's a flower that spits 4 fireballs in SM world
Izhuark: Yes and there is one in Yoshi's island too i think ?
qbranchxvi888: hey guys
NojhLivic: I wonder if it's a bug for a feature that if you always hit the end-level thing at speed at a diagonal, you get a star.
qbranchxvi888: how you all doing?
TStodden: Electro-Jellies were only in SMB3, although the Lava Lotus did appear in SMW.
virre_: With gameboy game I meant SUper Mario Land
iris_of_ether: I forgot about this minigame!
Feminine_Desires: I don't remember the fire spitting flowers in yoshi's island
ThorSokar: They're named Jelectro "This electric jellyfish may sit still anywhere in the sea to get in Mario's way. They are invincible!"
virre_: Though you have a submarine in that one
mr_yarget: oh snap! Some of my favorite people play one of my favorite games?!
red_shoes_jeff: BO AT!
mtvcdm: Huh. The 100% speedrun record for this is 1:10:03. The any% record: 3 minutes, 4 seconds.
FarleyF: Hands up anyone who has played the original Mario Bros on Atari 2600
2Flower: I'm on a BOAT!
mr_yarget: Frog suit?
kusinohki: *raises hand*
2Flower: O hai!
mr_yarget: awww. Just a flour.
2Flower: Doing good. Some game dev work while watching you kick absolute ass at Mario.
mr_yarget: FROGGY
maxthefourth: there's a skip for 95% of the game
mr_yarget: sorry. got excited there.
CataclysmicReverb: lrrSPOT_RD
coelopteryx: froge!
lirazel64: *waves at 2flower.
2Flower: @lirazel64 katesWave
kusinohki: I'd hate to find out how many quarters I spent on original mario bros...
mtvcdm: I didn't think the any% record for this game would be quicker than the any% record for SMB1.
TStodden: Have to commend that you've resisted the urge to rewind (so far).
mr_yarget: No, you made the rare tusked mushroom. thats worth like 30 lives
Sirius2010: playing on switch?
birbwizard: more strange that the mushroom HAS legs lrrCOW
lirazel64: I feel that any mushroom with legs has very strange legs...
Izhuark: @Feminine_Desires Yeah, my bad, i must have remembered the tulips as enemies for some reason.
mozdoc: But who will get that strategic mushroom house over the bridges?
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ContingentCat: what kind of tea did you make?
AntiCrepuscular: I thought I heard Beej say "fire tea" as he was going to make it LUL
Koshindan: That fish is op.
Sirius2010: what
enki1256: The blooper kills all.
Pteraspidomorphi: Hello
Juliamon: That's... not a glitch I ever knew about
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a thing going on?
mr_yarget: Fish: Bowser's MVP
2Flower: cheerwhal500 Merry Mariomas to the LRR Crew!
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:25:51.
2Flower's Cheer shared rewards to 10 others in Chat!
NullColaShip: that's one murderous little fishie
birbwizard: one fish to kill them all
coelopteryx: just an absolute bully of a cheep-cheep, that was
Kr4th: Thanks for the HahaNutcracker @2flower
lirazel64: HahaCat
ThorSokar: You got that one correct, heh
birbwizard: yeah heather gets it
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm in europe so I already got back (christmas day ending very soon)
Kibbik: You gotta believe
Lucaan: I wish I could hide from my family. I have to leave for my aunt's house in like 15 minutes eogOh
kusinohki: still fine...
Spluuga is hiding
mtvcdm: I mean, Heather's got a solid excuse. "Oh, I can't possibly make it, I have to work that day. Darned job."
virre_: And the people that to christmas on the 24th (that might have wanted or not to hide from family)
lirazel64: My family would rather be here... but love and duty called them to Ohio.
lirazel64: Where they are probably hiding from family.
virre_: I had a better time than usual yesterday but would still rather just been home
TehAmelie: "You CAN do it like that. But it's not right."
ContingentCat: because of work stuff my family is doing christmas later
MistahFixIt: Get that tea, sis 🍵
TehAmelie: a joke for probably just virre
kassy_13: lrrHEATHER_SA
NojhLivic: Is this one of the levels where if you collect enough coins, you unlock a secret mushroom house?
Izhuark: Turtle friends though !
birbwizard: snapping turtles maybe
Kibbik: One day you'll try hugging a turtle and it'll love you back, just got to keep trying.
fuzzy_died: You are correct
TheSpindash: Spike, everyone's favorite Mario character
TStodden: The "White House" levels were easier in All-Stars than in the original as you didn't have to collect EVERY POSSIBLE COIN in the stage to earn it.
mr_yarget: can you imagine that guy's pain. just pulling spikes out of his gullet
MistahFixIt: Spike is Mario's least favorite MtG opponent meta
MistahFixIt: Kappa
OmnipotentTrevor: Spike? Huh, I always called him Upchuck
birbwizard: all the way heather. it goes all the way down Kappa
Izhuark: @MistahFixIt Mario is clearly a Timmy
Juliamon: The fuckin FOOTSIES
PMAvers: Not screwed if you've got skill.\
sir_jack_DB: ohohoho the jukes!
Hodgegoulashi: That was awesome
Ba_Dum_Tish: The footsis5
Lyntoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Lyntoon: Just popping in to drop this off, I’ll see you in the VOD :)
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Jonci_: The ace jukes and the star
birbwizard: that fish just wanted a hug beej
coelopteryx: dodge the heck outta the mouth hitboxes there
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ugh fingers why you fail me
mozdoc: Because you just got to collect all the coins!
thomturtle: I too celebrate your survivlal!
Izhuark: Me neither...
Lord_Hosk: Let me help you out Beej. the end is to the right
kusinohki: go left?
Lord_Hosk: See
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TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like nobody's eating.
PwrGamerX: hey now, thats a good tip, b/c there is a level where you DO go left :P
Defrost: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
TehAmelie: protip: get rid of the flower card
birbwizard: that's oddly close lrrbot *suspicion rising*
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36:06.
coelopteryx: that winged goomba was having a time there
coelopteryx: just attached to a pipe
TStodden: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:14:35. lrrSPOT
TehAmelie: this is one of those levels that have a special path if you have the frog suit
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
raven534: !advice
LRRbot: The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.
TehAmelie: i never found any particularly interesting pipes you could only warp through with the frog suit, did anyone?
Pteraspidomorphi: Did you not have a cloud item?
whitefirecomix: I assume we're keeping world record speed-run pace? :P
sgtpowderfinger: whats up dog?
Pteraspidomorphi: dog hours uptime
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:25:37. lrrSPOT
shurtal: Water Boom Boom is a regional term for Diarrhea
TehAmelie: so quick
raven534: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
MistahFixIt: I take pepto-bismol whenever I have to deal with Water Boom-Boom :P
coelopteryx: no, those are fish
TStodden: !gooseadvice
sgtpowderfinger: nothin how about you
birbwizard: I dont believe you beej
StabsofWar: yes
coelopteryx: that's a haunted floor
Izhuark: Everybody love the weird ghost blobs !
TStodden: Streches have made reappearances.
Lord_Hosk: You murderated him!
birbwizard: hey we win
TehAmelie: success!
cephallope: Smushed that turt!
Molladia: Most wholesome couple ever, thanks for being here on a quiet work day, this is lovely.
ThorSokar: I believe you mean Strech "Another spooky inhabitant of Fortresses. Stretch lives inside weird white blocks."
Izhuark: Kappa friend !
StabsofWar: kappa
aitsu100: Kappa King
virre_: Slug I think
mr_yarget: the king is doing...something...to his throne
MistahFixIt: They turned him into a Spike?
TStodden: King lrrBEEJ_RD
thomturtle: Oof, the flying one. I remember this not so fondly.
birbwizard: and metaknight! Kappa
TehAmelie: better look out so you don't fill up your item storage, then every item you pick up will overwrite the last one
stevestein: This king is getting into all kinds of trouble. How many times do we have to bail him out?
TStodden: You do get 24 item slots (3 pages of 8)
MistahFixIt: More Bullet Nuisance
mr_yarget: worst koopa kid
birbwizard: welp
mtvcdm: You never get to zoom out and actually look at the airships as a whole. So you never get around to asking how this one, for instance, was airworthy. https://nesmaps.com/maps/SuperMarioBrothers3/SuperMarioBros3Map4Airship.html
TehAmelie: huh, i thought it was 4 pages. maybe they expanded it in All-Sttars
TStodden: Wendy O'Koopa & her Poisonous Lifesavers
Molladia: Is this emulated? The blocks on the right edge flash as they render in
Veketshian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:20.
birbwizard: lrrGOAT
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
fuzzy_died: it isw emulated but that effect happens on the NES
Mangledpixel: molladia that always happened on the original, it just usually was outside the area of the picture most CRTs would display
MistahFixIt: !birb
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mr_yarget: not gonna lie, I p wing'd this level a lot when I was a kid
Noodles_15: It's an overscan effect like also notice the left side never has anything in it when not is a single room
TStodden: I'm alleric to peppermint! lrrGREED
fuzzy_died: Video on the effect for anyone who wants to know
TehAmelie: my friend was really good at turning those screws. he'd practiced since before i knew there was videogames. and then i found out you basically never have to touch them if you jump long
DarkMorford: Dinner's calling, so I gotta go. Have a good evening, everyone!
NojhLivic: I love that the koopa kid flees if you fail, sometimes moving behind a level you may have skipped via some means.
Izhuark: @TehAmelie I think i remember a ship level were you had to use the screws though.
Kibbik: Koji Kono worked magic composing this music within the technical limitations of the console.
TehAmelie: not much
mr_yarget: a lot of the nes/snes music was wonderful.
sir_jack_DB: Kondo*
birbwizard: and splat
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TStodden: SMB3 was supposed to the Ultimate Mario game (at least for the NES).
MistahFixIt: Question:
ysurin91: why is mario the king?
HydraWiggins: and that was how luigi broke both his legs
mtvcdm: Big World!
Izhuark: World 4 hype !
MistahFixIt: Where'd Bowser get all these damned magic wands, and why'd he hand em out to his kids?!
cephallope: Congratulations! You reinstated the monarchy!
iris_of_ether: Hard agree on best part
NightValien28: MistahFixIt from the zone kings
stevestein: Yay the giant level!
guardianzero666: So please tell me this is going to be the whole game
TehAmelie: i found the most use for music boxes in world 6 where they replace the shrill music for a while
coelopteryx: wild that there are so many different kings, but The Princess is always princess toadstool. princess toadstool confirmed for having like 7 or 8 dads i guess?
mtvcdm: If you whistled, you missed out on this.
Juliamon: Giant world best world
birbwizard: giant world!
coelopteryx: sometimes a family is 8 monarch dads and their princess daughter
Spluuga: wait.. I've never seen this? lrrSPOOP_RD
Izhuark: True gamers don't whistle.
ContingentCat: wait is the world big or are you small?
iris_of_ether: I would whistle _to_ this World :D
MistahFixIt: @coelopteryx - Mushroom Kingdom operates under a polyromantic monarchy. It's very progressive.
NightValien28: if it is out of the screen it ain't his responsibility
Izhuark: @ContingentCat Yes
Juliamon: Also this music is a banger
JohnPraw: I missed a lot of this game as a kid, because I always played with my older cousin who used all of the warp whistles.
Crad0k: play some sonic
tapdancingbeavers: stardew valley :D
hawkfalcon8: lrrHEATHER_SA lrrBEEEJ_SA Hi!
TehAmelie: i always thought the princess was regent of all the mushroom kingdom and the kings are just kings over a world each
EJGRgunner: "Anything"
tapdancingbeavers: hello @hawkfalcon8
stevestein: but ... big world!
Laogeodritt: Yay SNES \o/
iris_of_ether: KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY
aitsu100: oh BoF 2 is so GOOD
Izhuark: Kirby super star is great !
Pteraspidomorphi: So many bits in this console
whitefirecomix: KIRBY!
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manfred909: lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
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2Flower: Huh, Starfox 2 isn't a SNES CLassic exclusive anymore?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bof2 holy crap that game was amazing
TehAmelie: jeez SNES had a bunch of great games
JohnLockeCole: wait they have BoFII?? yayyyy
NightValien28: the BoF american cover look so bad
r10pez10: kirby golf??
iris_of_ether: I pressganged my sis into playing SO MUCH KIRBY Superstars
JohnLockeCole: BoF2 is actually quite good
TehAmelie: and also Brawl Brothers
Nekuia: There is all the reasons you wanted to get a SNES mini for.
fuzzy_died: No Earthbound yet so the mini is still good
birbwizard: let's play more old games! my childhood nostalgia!
coolbond: I wish they would release dragon quest on the system
GlennSeto: I'm back. Huh, no more SMB3?
coolbond: never did play it
Driosenth: lost levels!
Perchipy: Ghosts and Goblins!
Nekuia: Ah, okay. All the reasons I wanted a SNES mini. I have Earthbound already on my Wii-U
coelopteryx: @MistahFixIt a cool fact @TehAmelie that makes enough sense too though
Crad0k: sonic! sonic! sonic! sonic!
GlennSeto: No objections, just wondering. :D
Driosenth: I read that as "Hark! Manic loose"
Nigouki: grab that maniac in the D area Kappa
Nekuia: We a gotta go fast Stream now. Kappa
Izhuark: This is kinda look.
Izhuark: cool*
MistahFixIt: Oh it's dystopian Spy Hunter
PMAvers: if I remember correctly, this is actually legit good.
TStodden: This isn't the whole game, only a fraction of it.
birbwizard: road warrior galaga?
Izhuark: Toblerone !
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm spending my day spamming surprise trade with starters and shield exclusives
Serifina: This doesnt look like SMB3...
Rytel: This game seems not terrible?
r10pez10: galaga on roads
Pal_Friendpatine: Reverse Spyhunter Galaga
2Flower: Vice Project Doom is one of those unheralded classics. Has a lot of cutscenes for a NES game.
Serifina: I just got here.
manfred909: elfunkPopcorn
birbwizard: this is road warrior galaga with story
Ciijay: Was that the free chocolate with the Christmas pizza?
r10pez10: welcome serifina
GlennSeto: Lotta storytelling for a NES game.
TheSpindash: I'm not sure 80's NES was capable of parody
jadedcynic: wait waht? I go for seconds of xmas dinner and I come back to THE WEIRDEST SMB3 level LUL
NightValien28: I was not expecting actual story in this game
Saintnex: Happy holidays chat! lrrBEEJ_SA
r10pez10: ????
Izhuark: Wow
mr_yarget: why is christy wearing a tube top at work? thats hardly professional attire.
birbwizard: wait wut
kamelion84: katesWat
Perchipy: wow
Izhuark: this is legit cool
Saintnex: Woah
aitsu100: we ninja Gaiden now
TehAmelie: good old walk and stab
r10pez10: you ever have a tutorial level that's completely different from the actual game
Perchipy: so the game changes genres
2Flower: Damn, look at the paralax scrolling and water effects
birbwizard: lrrJUDGE
Lord_ZYRK: This game has a deep and engrossing story to tell you, and one gameplay style isn't about to convey it.
Perchipy: and there's jiangshi
kusinohki: what was that matters of import game based on a manga known for very thick eye brows? golga something? this reminds me of that...
birbwizard: hey look ninjas
PMAvers: Or B stands for Bong
NightValien28: or blaster
Nenluen: Bullet and Grenade
Juliamon: kusinohki Golgo 13
SkylerRingtail: B for bullets, G for Grenades?
iris_of_ether: Are those hopping vampires!?
AwkwardBirb: if I wasn't told this was NES, I'd totally believe it was a game that came out in the past few years. Looks fairly nice for a NES title.
Lord_ZYRK: Oh shit, we got Chinese Vampires NotLikeThis
birbwizard: or Chinese zombies?
Izhuark: Chinese vambies !
jadedcynic: oh wait, I know this one; it was like a contemporary-set game using Castevania's overall engines
birbwizard: Chinese vampires!! lrrSCOOP lrrSPOOP
Nenluen: or Gun and Bomb
Juliamon: Yeah, they're jiangshi, not ninja
PMAvers: Also if anyone hasn't played Katana ZERO, play it.
Perchipy: jiangshi, chinese zombies
manfred909: elfunkSad
Driosenth: B for Baton?
walkwithoutrhythm: Is this the 8-bit version of Dai-katana I've heard so much about?
mr_yarget: oh god, you're in detroit
mozdoc: The mark of a hard game, just getting past the first level.
jadedcynic: Nintendhard™
Lord_ZYRK: jadedcynic ah yes, Castlevania 20X6
cephallope: Vote for infrastructure maintenance!
2Flower: WHoa, digitized speech effects in a NES game.
birbwizard: wait wut is happening?
GlennSeto: Those are sound effects from Karate.
virre_: Beeing a Kung-Fu Hero?
birbwizard: did we switch genre again??!
Loonatic93: Why is the theme song "Wipe Out?"
virre_: Bonus level
Izhuark: Seems more like a bonus level
r10pez10: oh the downstairs bonus level
ContingentCat: uhh
Izhuark: This is less good x)
Lord_ZYRK: Apples, E, and you try not to get shot.
Perchipy: What's 'E'?
Banrael: You can't spell rave without e
birbwizard: I cant keep up with all the switching
MrPhlip: You made it! You're heroic now!
cephallope: Punch rocks, acquire currency
Loonatic93: But yeah, the main theme is totally "Wipe Out!"
Lord_ZYRK: To be fair, a lot of people made a lot of terrible games.
Saintnex: Yea... this is... real bad
birbwizard: no mercy in this dojo!
kusinohki: at least it isn't... jlc? (infamous awlful ip games)
AwkwardBirb: someone mentioned rave and I immediately thought of Shadow Rave from Pokemon XD
mr_yarget: that that thing is? you remember those vinyl clam coin purses? This one was cursed by a demon to thirst for blood and coins.
AwkwardBirb: weird move name
Izhuark: That's a good start :p
unfamiliarpatterns: only the silly go to silius
Lord_ZYRK: Oh this is the crazy-times side-shooter
mr_yarget: RIP Jay's dad.
birbwizard: great way to start everything blown up
2Flower: MORTIS.
LiveFaust: F
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun Beej; see the 'points' at the top; you wanna win with as many points to get in the Top Score List :D
TStodden: Silius was suppose to a Terminator game, but SunSoft lost the movie license & remade this.
kusinohki: jay sr
ContingentCat: space jesus is a hell of a thing
virre_: Space exploration on Floppy Disks
TheSpindash: I dig that font
unfamiliarpatterns: lol floppys
varmintx0: this seems like a good game to play on Christmas.
birbwizard: Jay's dad name is Jay's dad
Izhuark: What the heck is a floppy disks ? Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Oh hey, he found a Save Icon!
AwkwardBirb: Floppies: The Storage format that transcends time
jadedcynic: welcome to the 80's - nuclear war was an omnipresent threat on everyone's minds. :(
Xafty: whatever you do, dont copy that floppy
Pal_Friendpatine: That’s a thick floppy
Driosenth: Jay was like, "let's expose the disk from the protective cover"
Pal_Friendpatine: Wait...
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: well at least its not homemade smut
birbwizard: @izhuark oh I feel old now
sandball: The music in this game is fantastic btw
EuropaEquation: that's not even a floppy, that's a minidisc, 'cos it's more scifi
ChipMissile: That transition was.... unexpected
aitsu100: so we megaman?
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, this is not the game I was thinking of, yet my description wasn't wrong. . .
kusinohki: mega man or contra
GlennSeto: Or Contra.
thecardinator: hello all nice stream, which game is this ?
ChipMissile: Mega Contra?
fuzzy_died: I think this was before Blaster Master
aitsu100: megaman meets Ducktales
Izhuark: @birbwizard Don't worry i knew them too... when i was 6.
ContingentCat: gesundheit
TrakoZG: I stepped away for a bit, is this Duke Nukem?
ShaneLeeAtk: This was originally supposed to be a Terminator game.
aitsu100: this is def contra
kusinohki: as you do
jadedcynic: and some games were just "Mega Man but post-apoc story!" or "It's Castlevania but set today (80's)"
Steelwolf171 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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MrPhlip: It's reverse-watch+play, where we play the bad games as a palate-cleanser from the good games
Perchipy: this game isn;t bad, and the music is kinda nice actually
birbwizard: @lirazel64 since the 80's happened
Koshindan: Is he using a NES zapper?
Medusa_Stein: Danke für HahaShrugRight @manfred909.
stevestein: you know what I love most about guns? when they're slow speed and they shoot three bullets at a time in three different directions
TehAmelie: the fabled "gun with a range of over 5 meters"
manfred909: I'm Australian and just like the name @Medusa_Stein
younzable: so is this more or less mega man cause irrc seems like it
birbwizard: @tehamelie aka every gun
TheSpindash: They made a loooot of them for NES
aitsu100: then X happened
TehAmelie: except the one in the other game
Izhuark: I finished all 11 mainline megaman. :)
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PMAvers: And then we got Battle Network, and it was perfected.
stevestein: Megaman ran out of evil robot names.
MrPhlip: So... is this crouching robot the terrorists, or...? I'm having trouble following the plot here.
Lord_ZYRK: The M stands for MMMMMMM
jadedcynic: @stevestein pretty much; ran out right around M
birbwizard: fight the space helicopter beej
korvys: Looks like a flea
Saintnex: I’ve only ever played the battle network series of megaman games... they were good
TrakoZG: !helicopter
mr_yarget: shot you in the ankle.
mr_yarget: the worst way to go.
Loonatic93: DK3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juliamon: I choose to believe it's an alien robot race that we mistranslated the name of to "The Terrorist"
birbwizard: kangaroo got you Kreygasm
TStodden: Vs. Excitebike would be interesting to see who's better.
cephallope: I love that Kirbys eating the cover
mr_yarget: Kirby is best.
Tantusar: Retro might be a more appropriate category than Games + Demos.
birbwizard: icarus!
JohnPraw: I heard Robobot was good.
Izhuark: Super star is the the best co-op one imho
TStodden: Kirby SuperStar is in SNES Online
Crad0k: none of these are sonic, 0/10
Juliamon: ~art~
frogomb: play ghosts and goblins
TrakoZG: what does special ribbon mean?
Juliamon: TrakoZG They're pre-NG+
birbwizard: @johnpraw RoboBot? bot and robo are short for robot so its robot robot? weird
jadedcynic: yeah, that's the WORST golf stance! Head like that and he's gonna hook like a MF
TStodden: Special Ribbons are tweaked versions that have a twist on them to jump you ahead of some things.
virre_: Dr Mario is levle 19 or so
Molladia: Omg there was a surprise crapshoot...?
TheTekkieman: I think Punch-Out has one that's at the final circuit.
TrakoZG: I forgot about the giant map
korvys: Dr Mario's one is a right before a special cut scene you get for doing some kinda of achievement
Izhuark: Kero kero !
mr_yarget: Frog because reasons.
frogomb: I think it's a good idea
mozdoc: Frog suit. For when you're just desperate to clear inventory.
r10pez10: put a tingle suit in SMB3 you cowards
Lord_ZYRK: Super Normally Bros. :O
frogomb: noooo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why the frog not
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (20:07 from now).
TheSpindash: When I played the GBA version to utter death, I needed to make my own fun. You can get through quite a bit of the game using the Frog suit with practice
JohnPraw: @birbwizard Kirby: Planet Robobot on 3DS. I think Kirb has a mech in that.
cephallope: Mario and Luigi go full method actor with powerups
mr_yarget: yay, boxing day stream. Sadly I shall be at work.
birbwizard: @r10pez10 yes r10pez10 yes
jadedcynic: Frog on, because Frog off would be rude. LUL
Welbog: Hello!
mr_yarget: will vod the beejesus out of it tho.
TStodden: Ribbit! Ribbit! (gets hit) Croak!
sandball: I think this was my favorite Mario world concept
mtvcdm: !patreon
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MadmanOreo: yes and no, there's at least one level in pipe world that you cant beat as a frog
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mr_yarget: erybody loves gifts
birbwizard: @johnpraw oh ok I thought you were talking about a game just called RoboBot which made me sad that someone would lazily name something like that.
Izhuark: Big bros !
Lord_ZYRK: Has anyone ever seen Welbog and Santa in the same room? 🤔
MistahFixIt: Ah Sledge Bros
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vanguard1112: lrrHEART
Welbog: @Lord_ZYRK lrrSPOOP
mr_yarget: +5
mr_yarget: much applaus
TrakoZG: I forgot about the ceiling spiky bois
mr_yarget: much applesauce
Welbog: Huge world of lorge bois.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Welbog lrrSPOOP_SA
mozdoc: Frog suit.
aitsu100: Hotfoots
Welbog: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat lrrSPOOP_SG
TehAmelie: The Fire that Follows is the name of my Dragonforce cover band
TStodden: lrrBEEJ_RD
Tantusar: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The graphics in mario have always been really good
NightValien28: first try
manfred909: elfunkChunk
AwkwardBirb: thanks speedrunners
birbwizard: wow bowser is pushover now.
Loonatic93: HEY! It's still a challenge for some of us!
silverfur64: You are way better than me
mr_yarget: I wasnt when I was a baby. I was horrible.
mtvcdm: Man this guy is really good at spheda.
Welbog: I have NEVER beaten this game.
Loonatic93: But then, I am old and have no reflexes.
Lord_ZYRK: It's true. I was way better at Mario as a kid than I am now.
Izhuark: I'm definitively a bit better now than when i was a child... I think ?
ContingentCat: dang talented children, making us look bad
HeroIcarus: I was a lot better than this as a kid, but to be fair I played this game for hours and hours
younzable: frame perfect boom boom PogChamp
mr_yarget: had to get my older sister to beat levels for me.
AwkwardBirb: @mr_yarget got my mom to do that for me as well
TrakoZG: wow that sidescroll pop is still there, this looks like the original code
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
TStodden: Rewind time for Beej?
Welbog: The flarshroom
HeroIcarus: oh, no, screw that minigame
mr_yarget: you made an abominiation, Beej.
HeroIcarus: I could never get it right
virre_: I borrowed a NES and this game from a friend over a weekend and cleared it (he borrowed my C=64)
MadmanOreo: :: ))
dragoon3zero: the goo ol flowerstarmushroom power up
TrakoZG: 🔨
birbwizard: hammer time!
manfred909: dixHAMMER dixHAMMER dixHAMMER
NightValien28: wo
Fuzzy_Contreg: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
avivfa: when is the boxing day stream?
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Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (19:59 from now).
HeroIcarus: "Finally my time to ambush Mario!" *gets one-shot by a fireball*
MistahFixIt: LMAO
richard_ermen: Thanks for the HahaHide @lesehexchen
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MistahFixIt: Just fuckin flex on em
TrakoZG: what do the pwings do? PrideWingR
aitsu100: Taste the RAINBOW
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (19:59 from now).
manfred909: but that is today
jadedcynic: Tomorrow
manfred909: well for me at least
lirazel64: ALL the shrooms.
richard_ermen: lrrAWESOME_SA
TheSpindash: Boxing Day, when the whole crew plays Punch Out
mtvcdm: The US doesn't have Boxing Day.
Sarah_Serinde: Also we have this
birbwizard: today is boxing day...... 25
Juliamon: I always loved the way the sfx would sometimes cut into layers of the music.
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Spluuga: lrrSPOOP_RD
cephallope: Boxing day for me too
TheWarbo: Oh this level. I love this level
avivfa: i live in israel, i know its on the 26th, but i dont know when it happens
dragoon3zero: what is Boxing day suppose to celebrate?
TStodden: I'm hoping Boxing Day at work doesn't involve any boxing at all...
TehAmelie: i want a mod that makes the whole game giant world
mtvcdm: Boxing Day is the one part of Christmas megaculture the US *doesn't* do.
jadedcynic: 20h from now
Laogeodritt waves at @Sarah_Serinde and offers chocolate chip and toffee crunch cookies
HeroIcarus: THAT is why you'd want to do that
Tantusar: Kaiiiizoooooo!
MistahFixIt: "Oh hey, a door that takes away the entire defining feature of this entire world. ...neat?"
Gadora: Are you going gloves or bareknuckle for the Boxing Day stream?
SAJewers: do the enemies get smaller, or do you get bigger? 🤔
noSmokeFire: merr cribnas
jadedcynic: @mtvcdm yeah, y'all gave up that cultural thing when you split off from The Commonwealth ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt slytqHi and yes please! :D
HeroIcarus: Normal Huge Island
Izhuark: Goat !
MistahFixIt: @SAJewers - Oh now you're asking the galaxy-brain questions
Loonatic93: Oh no... They are reprinting Gary for the next set!
HeroIcarus: doesn't have the same ring to it
birbwizard: @mtvcdm I always thought boxing day was another word for Christmas
TheMoatman: My pizzas are almost done
Laogeodritt: @Sarah_Serinde I'm currently waiting for the toffee to set so I can get on with the cookies =3
Loonatic93: Mono black is gonna be tough to deal with.
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt Sounds delicious
TheMoatman: Christmas pizza, but not the Boston Pizza hellpizza
ShadyLantern: a friend is bringing me christmas dinner cuz i didnt get invited to family shindigs :<
ContingentCat: that's a good choice, not eating hellpizza
Welbog: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: mediocre!
TehAmelie: wait wrong century
Juliamon: Loonatic93 I mean, they had to, he's a fan favorite
MistahFixIt: Fell into the chili
mr_yarget: I just had flashbacks of this level.
Izhuark: @Loonatic93 Yup, mono black already have crazy toy in standard and Gary is what the deck needed to be truly scary.
jadedcynic: It's franchised
MehallD: Hey folks, hope everyone's day is going well <3
MistahFixIt: I find Boston Pizza's crust extremely bland, like they don't put any salt in the dough or something
birbwizard: @izhuark can we have thoughtsieze too Kappa
jadedcynic: But yeah, the expectation with the price doesn't match the final product
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Laogeodritt: Holy homing bullet bill batman!
MistahFixIt: Again. Opinion
Izhuark: @birbwizard Keep your duresses and be happy ! Kappa
jadedcynic: I find that the franchises here in St. John's Newfoundland have EXCELLECT cooking staff
Mysticman89: stuffed crust pizza with actual stuffing?
jadedcynic: I had a meal at a Calgary BP years ago, and it was just meh...and expensive for just meh
e_bloc: Corgo100 merry lrrsmas
Feminine_Desires: Same map as before!
ContingentCat: you didn't finish it
Loonatic93: Fun fact, we had a pizzeria in my town that served a "hell pizza." You were pretty much guaranteed to have GI issues the next day.
Feminine_Desires: Top row 2nd column
Welbog: Haw
ContingentCat: oh that must have happened when my mom called
TheMoatman: Stuffed crust pizza stuffed with pizza crusts
TStodden: There's only like an 1/12 chance of getting a repeat
noSmokeFire: how about a "stuff crust". it's got....stuff...
InquisitorGaia: stuffing is mostly made from cornbread where i come from
birbwizard: @izhuark but Santa I was a good boy I only killed opponents on turn 30 and countered all their spells!
aitsu100: a turkey gravy pizza with stuffing crust
Feminine_Desires: OH it's not.
Feminine_Desires: it's slightly different
ContingentCat: my family makes meat stuffing not bread, which would be so good as struffed crust
jadedcynic: a savoury crust - the seasoning for stuffing mixed into the dough
e_bloc: I thought bottom right was always mushroom flower star
MistahFixIt: @noSmokeFire - "Stuff Crust! Guaranteed to Be Edible... Probably!"
MrPhlip: row 4, column 5
TStodden: Beej, you could always REWIND & cheat your way throught it.
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Live life like Fastbond is in play.
Izhuark: @birbwizard Well if you hare playing control, you don't need thoughseize anyway, stop being a spoiled brat !
mr_yarget: ha!
kamelion84: katesLol
mr_yarget: ye shall be as gods
noSmokeFire: exploit time travel
Welbog: Are you a wizard
ChipMissile: You invented time travel for THIS?
ContingentCat: ah a new kind of save scumming
Izhuark: You hack !
aitsu100: HAX
Fruan: big cheats!
jadedcynic: when it comes to this sort of game element, "Beej" rhymes with "Cheeze" :D
EternalFayt: V_V
MistahFixIt: This is so busted.
TehAmelie: a god with an overflowing item chest. . .
Izhuark: Beej, play the game as it was intended !
dragoon3zero: brute force it with Rewind
Mysticman89: 1st try!
manfred909: sorry?
birbwizard: were enabling him
Mangledpixel: benginTry
mr_yarget: First time. Great job, Beej.
Gadora: First try!
PMAvers: Oh hey it's Hodorkuma
fuzzy_died: First try
Loonatic93: Beej is playing this game the exact same why I would.
Sogheim: benginTry
ContingentCat: wait there were depths of despair we could have gone to?
AwkwardBirb: Play the game as intendo
MistahFixIt: I just assume you drag him down to the depths of despair on your own time Kappa
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TrakoZG: savescum like the best of em
MadmanOreo: been "big cheets" derry
noSmokeFire: somebody call the bureau of temporal enforcement
IsThis___Art: ohai folks. a Heather! a Beej!
GoAmpDog2: Merry Christmas heather and beej Cheer100
Welbog: Wow amazing!
AwkwardBirb: now do it again for 5UP
mr_yarget: Great work, Beej!
EternalFayt: never didnt have it.
mtvcdm: Heather, just use the fire button.
manfred909: elfunkChunk
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
jadedcynic: Heather, you can "drag (Beej) down into the depths of despair" on your OWN time :D
NightValien28: in my days there was none of this nonsense, that's why kids are better at games than us
korvys: benginTry
MistahFixIt: First Try (as far as the game knows)
IncredibleFrown: oh i thought for sure those were rigged
manfred909: Party100
TheWarbo: This is gloriously silly and I love it
ChipMissile: lrrJUDGE
birbwizard: 1st time lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TheWarbo: That 3up was really critical
mozdoc: As punishment make him play the frog suit on the ship for rewinding.
Welbog: Welcome to the highlight reel
e_bloc: karma
TStodden: This game force-alternates between stages.
GlennSeto: I believe they call that "tool-assisted bullshit." Kappa
MistahFixIt: Second Verse, Same As The First
stevestein: it's a Very Merry Dery Celebrity!
TehAmelie: let's rewind this can of worms
jadedcynic: could be worse, they could have played Mario Kart and the friendship could have ended during a trip to the hospital ;)
stevestein: err, celebrery #damnautocorrect
TStodden: That's a Speed-assisted jump
Tantusar: And so, he died.
birbwizard: beej I wouldn't advise doing that you might find player 2 less than happy.
AwkwardBirb: @jadedcynic Made totally more awkward with the Hospital also having Mario Kart.
MistahFixIt: lrrSPOOP
NightValien28: ah this nonsense
Izhuark: I have weirdly a fond memory of those blocks
jadedcynic: @AwkwardBirb blame Jerry and Mike for that with their well-intentioned Child's Play LUL
Izhuark: they are a cool mechanic imho
Loonatic93: I absolutely love this version of the underground theme. Such a hawt beat!
Saulens181: hi chat
jonnykefka: merr crimmis, chag hanukkah, frabjous festivus, kwanzaa starts tomorrow, hello friends
Saulens181: this sure is a day to stream
Izhuark: @Saulens181 hello !
planeswalkagogo: hey guys, I heard there was a magnitude 6 earthquake in the region. everyone good?
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP_RD
Traion: So what did the Derys get for Christmas?
AwkwardBirb: @jadedcynic I honestly don't know if my hospital visit was before Child's Play or no, or if they were involved there at all
AwkwardBirb: my hospital had Mario Kart
EricTheOrange: cheater!
MistahFixIt: LMAO
TStodden: Tanooki is starts appearing in World 4
Welbog: hax
AwkwardBirb: even a weird N64 kart around thingie
jadedcynic: the earthquake was offshore - there might be storm surge tides around there
dragoon3zero: LOL
jonnykefka: The earthquake was off the north shore of Vancouver Island, which is a good long ways from Victoria
mtvcdm: Actual monster
planeswalkagogo: well, if everyone is good, it's all good then
GlennSeto: Heather with the flex.
stevestein: Can't swim in that
Laogeodritt: Beej: "I can beat this guy." [immediately dies for the second time] "NOPE."
EricTheOrange: what cloud?
EricTheOrange: judom?
Gadora: I saw the earthquake on Twitter. First thing I saw when I woke up this morning is that no tsunamis were expected.
Welbog: Nice
TStodden: Clouds cannot pass roadblocks & rivers.
AwkwardBirb: oh, N64 Hospital Kiosks are just an existing thing.
BrowneePoints: if you're playing on Switch you can rewind
birbwizard subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
birbwizard: twitch just now gave me my sub message?! weird also more rewind 1st time!
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TheWarbo: That level of QoL is way past 8-bit
dragoon3zero: free extra lives
EricTheOrange: I always felt Mario 3 was a really long game without saves. Like without warp wistles this game has to take at least like 3 hours to beat
Klandox: Beej, what would you be looking for in a wife when Heather eventually leaves you for a better SMB3 player?
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
Welbog: "Sometimes just ask." Beejalms 4:20
MistahFixIt: Psalms 21:14 - "No."
TheWarbo: “And other reasons”
BlightningHelix: You just open the bible, it says "no" and then it shuts itself.
Feminine_Desires: Super bust a move dinos!
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Argumentable: Happy Mario 3 day
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Loonatic93: So where does Mojo Nixon come into this game?
Dared00: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The Bible
AwkwardBirb: It probably says No in the bible many times.
EricTheOrange: were those 2 friend Ian and cori?
coelopteryx: cohabiting for a while is a good way to learn if you want to Officially Cohabit indefinitely
IncredibleFrown: this is the one where the framing device is that it's a play right?
Sly_chocobo: Unexpected Christmas stream! hope both of you are having a good Christmas :)
Klandox: i think if you're in a good marriage there is no difference in being married or living together
TheWarbo: Oh the nuts airships
BrowneePoints: I mean, the only difference between living together and marriage is legality and "welp we're living together till we die now"
EricTheOrange: Living with both Ian and Beej musta been a trip
TheWarbo: Yeah Beej describes exactly what I did
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The_Cakemeister: Base 10!
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Tantusar: Roommates: A government coverup.
Taichanie: Was is the other friends that moved to victoria?
birbwizard: @browneepoints also your stuff my stuff and vice versa
Mox_Hagdorm: I don't feel like this airship is built on solid aerodynamic principles.
Mox_Hagdorm: Also, hi chat!
EricTheOrange: Not "performing" at hiome
Juliamon: Yeah, I don't think "loud" was the concern we had
MistahFixIt: Its actually true Beej is actually pretty subdued IRL
red_shoes_jeff: So it wasn't like Road quest, but ALL THE TIME?
virre_: They are not preforming at home I assume
Juliamon: More an ambient weirdness
MistahFixIt: But then I only encountered him Ones Of Times so...
mr_yarget: his skill is getting wrecked.
birbwizard: @juliamon "concern" is a good word for it.....
Welbog: His special move is getting stomped by Mario.
GlennSeto: I wanna say ... Lemmy Koopa?
mtvcdm: !roadquest
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BrowneePoints: Beej and Ian remind me of Extro-Introverts like myself. With my other introvert friends i'm the extrovert, but home with close friends/myself, I'll go days without making sound
EricTheOrange: "male presenting nipples"
aitsu100: Lemmy has a mohawk
Loonatic93: RIP Sabeen!
Taichanie: Was Alex just showing up to your apartment and drawing things on it despite not knowing who you were?
mtvcdm: That was three worlds ago
TehAmelie: if the king does it, it's not a crime
Izhuark: Boot hype !
stevestein: Farewell, big world
Welbog: World 5 confirmed best world.
TehAmelie: hello, tall world
AwkwardBirb: @TehAmelie it's totally a crime, it's just what can you do?
DarkMorford: Shoe is in 5-3, I think
birbwizard: @taichanie I hope so
TStodden: Kuribo's Shoe is 5-3
MistahFixIt: Kuribo's Shoe best Mario Power do not @ me
aitsu100: Sky world is all i know
BrowneePoints: It's cuz that Buzzy Beetle was headed home to its spouse and family
EricTheOrange: I think the goobah shoe is in world 5
Tantusar: How do you include a GIF in a paper letter?
RollerToasta: Feels weird seeing chain chomps and not hearing any barks.
birbwizard: jojo Mario crossover
GlennSeto: It's actually not Mario's gaze that intimidates Boos, it's his Stance.
PMAvers: I assume it's a hologram?
ArmadilloAL: 1990 was a hell of a time.
birbwizard: writing this fanfiction now
SAJewers: i'm sure there's a jojo mario mario rom hack
ContingentCat: @Tantusar cool technology
Banrael: Oh? Oh. It's Magic.
AwkwardBirb: blue red cmc stuff
PMAvers: One of those where as you look at it from different angles it looks like it's moving?
AwkwardBirb: is that magic?
MistahFixIt: Cool Magic
sgowell: A wizard did it
mr_yarget: Mushroom Kingdom Postal Servce has its crap together
Xavorin: Merry Christmas, friends. Hope it's been a good one.
Loonatic93: I have a meme question. Is the "It's me, Dio" referencing RJD or any of his bands?
BrowneePoints: The constant falling levels give me moderate anxiety
MistahFixIt: Same tbh
birbwizard: @loonatic93 jojo's bizarre adventures
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Grimpo96: Merry Chrysler everyone
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red_shoes_jeff: "You thought it was a flamboyant vampire, BUT IT'S-A ME, MARIO!"
BrowneePoints: Dio is a double entendre for both Ronny James Dio and the fact Dio means "God" in Italian
aitsu100: go red hot chili peppers
MistahFixIt: They named one of the Pillarmen AC/DC and I never got over that
BrowneePoints: Basically, Araki is a MASSIVE Audiophile
BrowneePoints: That man LOVES music
birbwizard: @mistahfixit wait really? I missed that
Loonatic93: Oh, okay... I was always more of a shoujo anime fan. The only anime I've watch in a very long time is the Fruits Basket reboot.
BrowneePoints: @birbwizard Esidisi=AC/DC Wamuu=Wham
TheWarbo: Aren’t you supposed to “try” to get to that pipe in this one? Or am I misremembering?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: isnt the mask spirit more the god than the former man?
GlennSeto: And honestly, coming up with names is a pain in the ass. Good for him, having found a constant source of inspiration.
Loonatic93: So, I have almost no reference to JoJo or his apparently bizarre adventures.
Grimpo96: First time watching Jojo I never got any of the music references till I loudly heard "AC/DC"
birbwizard: @browneepoints wooooow I see it.
BrowneePoints: @Grimpo96 But "SppeeeeeeedwaGOOOOn"
BlightningHelix: They don't get as obvious until the pillar men, I don't think.
Grimpo96: I'm 23, I had no idea what Speedwagon was till after finding out they were music references
BrowneePoints: @BlightningHelix yea pillar men and last half part 3
BlightningHelix: And then "yes, these are the villains. Cars. AC/DC and Wham."
MistahFixIt: LMAO
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun OOOOOOOH!!!!! So it's like "Bastard" and Dark Schneider!!!!!!!!!!
BrowneePoints: Oingo and Boingo
BrowneePoints: ENYAbaba
Loonatic93: Now I get it.
jonnykefka: weren't most of the chapters of Hellsing named after video games?
MistahFixIt: "My son's name is ALSO Shoegaze"
BrowneePoints: Steely Dan
birbwizard: wait wut oh my God that's amazing beej
Izhuark: Tanooki suit getto daze !
EricTheOrange: I can't lose it if I never use it
MistahFixIt: Bonk
TStodden: Tanooki is one of the best, but HammerTime is the rarest in-game.
BrowneePoints: My favorite JoJo Mistranslation is still "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" to "Filthy Acts Done at a Fair and Reasonable Price" @LoadingReadyRun
DarkMorford: Nah, world 7 is Pipe Land
birbwizard: reverse level?! oh wow
ChroniclerC: KURIBO'S BOOT!
iris_of_ether: I LOVE SHOE LEVEL
EternalFayt: reset!
Loonatic93: Speaking of anime. Was Sailor Moon Crystal good? I really couldn't get past the first season. Honestly, I didn't care for the original manga either.
MistahFixIt: Yaaaaaas
mr_yarget: Its the christmas shoes
Traion: Beej you've been married to Heather for years you should know she is *always* right
DarkMorford: This is the only level that has the shoe.
MistahFixIt: This Boot Was Made For Stomping... And That's Just What It'll Do
EricTheOrange: It's weird that they translate Kuriboh to Goombah but than Kuribo Shoes to kurbo shoe.
Laogeodritt: @Loonatic93 I didn't manage to get more than like six episodes in. It just... failed to hold my interest.
VentusVee108: Pride50
BrowneePoints: Just Mario Maker
coelopteryx: shoe of stomping everything
Argumentable: it's def in mario maker
BrowneePoints: The Shoe AND a Red Stiletto
aitsu100: thats in this game also
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4819
LRRbot: Quote #4819: "I'm a terrible necromancer!" —Beej, as Bontan, victoriously [2018-03-19]
ChroniclerC: It's in Mario Maker. Possibly just 2?
TheSpindash: Mario 3D World had a similar version where it was an ice skate
Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
SleepyDeveloper: yes its true
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, the two shoe genders. :/
fuzzy_died: Yes it is true
EricTheOrange: yeah it's true
RatherWT: It's in both
birbwizard: shoe and red stilettos
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4829
LRRbot: Quote #4829: "Spoilers: Heather's the smart one." —Alex [2018-03-23]
Sarah_Serinde: There
Traion: It's in Mario Maker 1 for sure
EternalFayt: I don't believe you.
raven534: !findquote shoe
LRRbot: Quote #781: "Where are their heads at? I was going to put shoe on head! What the fuck?!" —Alex [2015-10-02]
BrowneePoints: The Two Shoe Genders: Bootie or Stiletto
TStodden: This is the ONLY game (& stage) the shoe EVER appears in until Mario Maker.
MistahFixIt: Shoe Purgatory
Saulens181: shoegatory
RatherWT: Shoegatory
Argumentable: Clearly frog suit is best for this fortress
RatherWT: Drat
Saulens181: ayy
BrowneePoints: Also Murr Chrimbus everyone
Bengineering: merry Chrysler
Welbog: @BrowneePoints Murray crisis
IsThis___Art: Murky Crambats!
MistahFixIt: Merry Crisis
kat2kool: Merry Cudemas kathle3PRISM
BrowneePoints: @Bengineering HEY YOU'RE SICK GO TO BED!
EricTheOrange: yep the one and only time it appears in a main line game
Traion: Hey Ben Merry Christmas
Dared00: Hi Ben!
Juliamon: Get well soon Bengineering!
Turtlevoid: let chrisms
DarkMorford: Hey Ben! Feel better soon, buddy
ContingentCat: hi Ben! merry crimmus
AwkwardBirb: oh yeah there was the skating shoe thingie in 3D World (or Land?)
Bengineering: @browneepoints I AM IN BES
Penthesilea180: Murry Crimis
TheAinMAP: lrrBEN_RD
birbwizard: 22 years hell of a hiatus
Bengineering: BED EVEN
Welbog: Hi Ben!
BrowneePoints: @Bengineering OH GOD NOT BES
IsThis___Art: the bes bed
RatherWT: Oh wow, I should go to bed too.
Sarah_Serinde: Bengineering benginHi benginHeart
ContingentCat: bed is bes
EricTheOrange: @Bengineering marry Fordsmas to you to
Bengineering: TOYOTATHON 2020 BABY
mtvcdm: Seems there's also this from Bowser's Inside Story. https://www.mariowiki.com/Kuribo
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: @bengineering sup fellow sic squad member
iris_of_ether: Merry Chrystler Ben!
Spluuga is also in cold lrrSPOOP_RD
rogerivany: Happy Honda Days as well.
MistahFixIt: Goddamnit I wanted to make a toyotathon joke
MistahFixIt: :C
Argumentable: :)
RatherWT: Happy Honda Days!
birbwizard: beej that hurt me.....
Hodgegoulashi: Merry Oldsmobile
kat2kool: merry platypus!
EricTheOrange: So I always saw those rotating lights as waffles
coelopteryx: happy holler days
Juliamon: EricTheOrange Same tho
raven534: The holiday is Threesmas, right? So the greeting is Mario Threesmas?
mtvcdm: s t u u u u u u u f f
BrowneePoints: A Terrific Toyotathon? A Swell Saab? A Delightful Dodge? A Beautiful Buick?
Argumentable: There miiiight be a secret
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: They're not waffles!?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
azlan121: why wouldn't there be stuff up there
birbwizard: @erictheorange I cant unsee that now
Izhuark: Then use things !
EricTheOrange: @birbwizard flashing death waffles
Bengineering: BIG CHEATS
MistahFixIt: Here We Go Again
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
Penthesilea180: We all know this game encourages hoarding
SleepyDeveloper: the cheese!
GlennSeto: godammit XD
mtvcdm: Ben, you don't know the half of it.
IncredibleFrown: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Saulens181: hmm I should actually get back into FFXIV now that im not college for a bit now
Bengineering: WAT
birbwizard: 1st time
Nigouki: If the developers didn't intend for this it wouldn't be in the game Kappa
Kaszoski: Wow cheats
BrowneePoints: I thought the rotating lights were disco balls
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Live with your monstrosities!! | to Beej
LRRbot: New quote #6650: "Live with your monstrosities!!" —Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
Hodgegoulashi: He is using the tools at his disposal
MWGNZ: benginTry
Izhuark: Jebus ? x)
TehAmelie: i have often thought this game is rigged
AbsoluteKiwiOfHyperdeath: judge!
Pteraspidomorphi: Flawless
Welbog: lrrAWESOME
mtvcdm: Have you tried doing it again, but better?
IsThis___Art: @Bengineering He'd say "well, its built into the game"
BrowneePoints: Baby jesus would say "yea no fam this game can be bs go for it"
thexles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
thexles: Boxing day is the day where you watch kung fu movies, right?
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Grimpo96: First time
mr_yarget: Jebus would say "Why are you giving me the wheel? I cant drive!"
MistahFixIt: Jesus would say Beej's speed-run splits need work Kappa
413th: It this the spirit of christmas?
red_shoes_jeff: Sure it is.
stevestein: Wow Beej is so good at this
Laogeodritt: First try! Or so the game thinks.
IncredibleFrown: fifth first try! it's a christmas miracle!
birbwizard: 1st time lrrGOAT
GlennSeto: nathanfillion.gif
Banrael: benginTry
IsThis___Art: "Also don't forget about me"
Drew_64: Beej lives in the cheat step
jadedcynic: @413th to have FUN in a game? Yeah
dragoon3zero: its built into the OS, not the game
stevestein: If at first you don't succeed, just rewind time
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4530
LRRbot: Quote #4530: "Always listen to Heather." —Ian [2017-12-03]
IsThis___Art: oh GOD I want that as quote
Sarah_Serinde: :D lunarj1Heart
GlennSeto: I'm learning too much here.
Argumentable: That's something you should look for in a partner
birbwizard: I mean beej they put cheats in games doesnt mean you use them from the beginning.....
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KiraKiraKid: Beej is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
BrowneePoints: Heather IS Boshy Omega
Zaraka00: this is a good stream
Sarah_Serinde: She has a point :D
coelopteryx: (some dang goobers here)
lirazel64: Beej, what did you think wives were for?
birbwizard: I love this
MistahFixIt: Cloud Cuckoo Land
BrowneePoints: Oh this level...
GlennSeto: I mean, now you can rewind now...#
BrowneePoints: This level SUUCKS
EricTheOrange: so why do you have the whistle if you don't wanna use it?
TStodden: lrrBEEJ_RD Party100 cheerwhal100 Party100 PJSalt100 Party100 Sorry for unleashing the rewind beast. lrrBEEJ_RD
birbwizard: we love learning more about the lrr crew
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Taichanie: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @tstodden
Juliamon: Yeah this was a P-Wing level
KiraKiraKid: Don't put yourself down to his level!
Bengineering: I YELLED
TehAmelie: the hardest part of being a god is doing nothing
Bengineering: I was like" BEEJ NO"
EricTheOrange: I like the reindeer mat cuz he's so mad about being a reindeer. lrrFRUMP_RD
MistahFixIt: @Bengineering - Oh that's what sound was Kappa
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BrowneePoints: If Xenoblade taught me anything, you get to the sky with a really, really tall elevator
Bengineering: you take your death and you like it dery
red_shoes_jeff: No, the Skybridge is how you get to the Convention Centre.
Izhuark: Oh, don't worry heather everybody except Beej knows.
Dared00: Ben NOs
Nigouki: Coming next year to the streaming schedule: BIG CHEATS BEEJ
Kaszoski: Climb the stairs to the sky
Saulens181: what do you mean it's already midnight
matleigh35: is any lrr person going to be at pax south in january?
birbwizard: @bengineering perma death ironman!
Bengineering: @matleigh35 well be there!
matleigh35: poggers in my joggers
matleigh35: thanks ben!
APODionysus: Somebody
Taichanie: Founds late
Izhuark: you did a sick salto though.
ChroniclerC: lrrSACK
TheMoatman: Man, cooking pizza is so easy
TehAmelie: Cheer50 The hardest part of using the power of god is to do nothing
Serifina: Clearly not a speedrunner. :p
birbwizard: goat there!
BrowneePoints: Once Again, Heather is the Omega Boshy
TheMoatman: Why do I even order?
EricTheOrange: oh dear
jadedcynic waves to Beej's mother ;)
ArmadilloAL straps in
Bengineering: nonononononono
ChroniclerC: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
MrPhlip: Are you really going to cheat when your mother might be watching?
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME
Grimpo96: Hello Beej'
jadedcynic gets comfy
Grimpo96: s mom
swaggytaco: your mom is going to watch you cheat
PMAvers: "Beej's Cheatlog", it's like speed-running
Izhuark: Hello, Beej's mother !
ChroniclerC: Wait, does Beej just KNOW THESE!?
Bengineering: AGGGGH
EricTheOrange: now your mom knows your a cheater!
jawz77: Do you guys know if you will be at MagicFest Toronto I;m thinking about coming over from Europe for it would be cool to meet some of you guys :D
silverfur64: Beel
Bengineering: BEEJ PLS
KiraKiraKid: Big Cheese Beej
Argumentable: I think there's only 2 or 3 card maps and there's a lot similar between them
Jorge4hg: Beej
shurtal: Cheaters ALWAYS WIN
jadedcynic: @ChroniclerC well, SOMEWHAT
Penthesilea180: For shame!
maxthefourth: benginRage
birbwizard: beej's mother stop him!
mtvcdm: I mean, he doesn't know thyem, that's why he's save scumming.
Nekuia: Hopefully his Mom will come into Chat and tell him what for. Kappa
EternalFayt: did that one twice
aitsu100: look its a feature not a hack
ArrestedHouse: Thanks for the HahaPresent @tstodden
ContingentCat: beej "above the law" deary
RatherWT: Take the L, Beej
ArmadilloAL: @Argumentable Eight maps. Fun fact: The last three of all of them are Mushroom-Flower-Star.
lirazel64: Hey there, fellow gamer-mom!
MistahFixIt: Ben's going to rage himself healthy again
Crad0k: you don't even remember which ones you've tried already
jadedcynic: @shurtal Cheaters win, and then they write the history books B)
Dared00: I'm calling the police
GlennSeto: Is Beej going to disowned for cheating in Mario on Christmas?
Perchipy: I'm actually quite refreshed seeing beej do this
Argumentable: Ah, interesting
ChroniclerC: Someone get Beej a picture. xD
GlennSeto: +get
Perchipy: I'm probably a baby gamer
F1SHOR: its not cheating its just playing on easy mode :P
TStodden: HahaLean HahaHide
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun Heather; where do you think Beej GOT this habit from; who taught it to him? LUL
KiraKiraKid: ZzZzZzZzZzzz...
Argumentable: Why think when you can brute force
Noodles_15: Chat did it.
Bengineering: WOW
ArmadilloAL: That is a new record.
KiraKiraKid: Wow Beej you did it! So proud of you!
IsThis___Art: I am okay with this!
ArmadilloAL: What that record is, I don't know it, but Beej just broke it.
birbwizard: @bengineering we actually did tell him about.....we kinda regret it now
aitsu100: wait Beej has a tanooki suit
ChroniclerC: Yay, donut "lifts".
coelopteryx: delicious Don'ts
MistahFixIt: "...eff."
mtvcdm: Oh good, you're being birthed on.
Jorge4hg: do it heather
MistahFixIt: "Try some Lemony DON'Ts." ... "They're an acquired taste." ... "I wouldn't."
birbwizard: rewind rewind!
TheMoatman: Furry-o's
Nigouki: REWIND!
ArmadilloAL: Also, they encourage you to statue on a bed of donuts.
GlennSeto: But does Mario have huge balls now?
TrakoZG: lrrEFF
noSmokeFire: somebody change the stream to Playing Braid
jadedcynic: Again, Nintendhard™; get on the devs' level! LUL
BrowneePoints: Man, I forget how ridiculously short the stages are in SMB3
TrakoZG: the fursuit vehicle
MrPhlip: I mean, the emulator doesn't know whose turn it is
APODionysus: Does Beej not know how to get a Star every tine?
BrowneePoints: If Pom Poko taught me anything...yes
Penthesilea180: Fursuits for all!
Jorge4hg: haha wow
TheMoatman: Need For Speed: Hot Fursuit was a very different game
birbwizard: finally!
MistahFixIt: In this household we EAT our mistakes
kusinohki: "if you kids can't play nice together, I'll have to take the game away!"
Jorge4hg: do it
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jadedcynic: Heather is teaching Beej the consequences of his actions :D
Izhuark: We will call Resetti on you Beej !
GlennSeto: That's some Castlevania dagger bullshit.
birbwizard: good job heather!
MistahFixIt: I hang out with furries and even I find this weird :P
TrakoZG: NOOOO PrideWingL lrrBEEJ PrideWingR
aitsu100: lrrBEEJ_RD
Jorge4hg: you say that beej but
TheMoatman: Why is he named Waluigi and not Wauigi?
MistahFixIt: I have it on good authority (i.e. Serge himself) that he and Jo ALSO eat their mistakes.
Izhuark: Yeah they over compensate for your character weight.
Traion: Heather, good at video games: 36 lifes. Beej, a cheater: 16 LUL
Alness49: @themoatman Japanese Puns
RatherWT: If you don't eat your mistakes, you don't get any humble pie.
EricTheOrange: @TheMoatman japanese pun
TheMoatman: Oh right, I feel like I knew that at some point
TheMoatman: Thanks
Sly_chocobo: wait, *thats* why hes called Walugi? Is it the same for Warrio?
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GlennSeto: Sweating bullets here.
SleepyDeveloper breaks out inhaler
MistahFixIt: If he gingerly floated into the lava, that would've been priceless
coelopteryx: "warui" is also why wario is wario, the upside-down M thing is a bonus
EricTheOrange: @Sly_chocobo wario is just cuz a W is an upside down M
Jorge4hg: those perfect frames
TehAmelie: the statue form can kill fireballs and ghosts you know
MrPhlip: I always forget how short stars last in this game
jadedcynic: Don't Blink!
TehAmelie: at least in the SNES version it can. . .
MistahFixIt: Mario "I wish-a mothafucka would-a"
Perchipy: Branden 'flame pafekto' Dery
IsThis___Art: She is helping!
TrakoZG: lrrSPOOP
r10pez10: this is the best stream
TStodden: Status Mario can kill some enemies you can't normally.
mtvcdm: Rule 1: Heather does not play fair.
noSmokeFire: optimal DPS
TStodden: *statue
MistahFixIt: Just fuckin' styled on him LMAO
Alness49: Yatta!
TheMoatman: Q U I C K K I L L
ruscobrog: shashaaa
jadedcynic: 'fair'?
red_shoes_jeff: Rule 2: Neither does Beej.
birbwizard: that's called skill beej
jadedcynic: Rule 3: Rule 1 exists becuase Rule 2 exists. :D
noSmokeFire: if this plumber goes under 50 MPH he will EXPLODE
GlennSeto: wow, short
Alness49: If it was me, I'd simply line up the whole board- Wait, never mind
Izhuark: Yup
Izhuark: Worst level of world 5
Jorge4hg: where's your god now beej?
ArmadilloAL: Still better than 5-6.
ArmadilloAL: But 5-6 is optional, so screw this one.
TehAmelie: my name for this level is "the one where you don't keep your tanuki suit"
MrPhlip: lrrAWW
EricTheOrange: noooooo
EternalFayt: its not fine
GlennSeto: it's not fine
SleepyDeveloper: #RUINED
birbwizard: lost your tanuki suit
ContingentCat: NO
birbwizard: no beej no
ContingentCat: bad beej
Nigouki: rewind after Heather finishes the level
Karfsma778: TIMEREWIND
jadedcynic: radO7 Beej's Tanuki suit
mtvcdm: We'll see who needs a tanuki suit.
Jorge4hg: rewind is dead
Genderi: People are sad that you would dare rewind
maxthefourth: benginRip
GlennSeto: We want you to process your grief in a healthy manner.
TStodden: Save state, THEN rewind
kusinohki: be kind - rewind your dvds
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EternalFayt: now
Traion: Beej what do you value more: the respect of your wife or your tanuki suit? Kappa
ArmadilloAL: feenHappy Good job Heather.
Izhuark: Heather is rocking this.
mtvcdm: Who needs a suit? Not Heather
birbwizard: be kind and rewind Kappa
Penthesilea180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrMinestrone: nice
Izhuark: CAW CAW
jadedcynic: @Traion bold of you to assume he EVER had the former ;)
mtvcdm: !y
AwkwardBirb: King has bee, got it
ThorSokar: "I might need this later"
Karfsma778: The King Has Bee!
TrakoZG: flappy king
TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Never go full-on thirst.
Zaraka00: Thats one's for display only
red_shoes_jeff: Get it yourself! YOU'RE A BIRD!
coelopteryx: a shoebill, perhaps
Genderi: That was a frame perfect jump to get onto the ship
Bellpei: Yeah, I'm sorry for corrupting beej.
Sly_chocobo: You've taken this power, and used it for evil
TheMoatman: Why did Luigi try to wash his friend's ski chalet
Jorge4hg: rewind feature for a civilized people
TheSpindash: Oh, the rewind feature is excellent for NES games, because they're designed to be utterly unfair
MrMinestrone: its rewind time
TheMoatman: chalet's windows
Medusa_Stein: Cheer100 Is this how give bits ?
mtvcdm: I mean yeah, you play how you like.
jadedcynic: they're doing this because it's FUNNY :D
birbwizard: chat is sorry heather well never enable again Kappa
MrPhlip: But using the rewind feature means your speedrun's going to be invalidated
MistahFixIt: Bullet Nuisance :P
Nigouki: Beej rewound so many anime VHS tapes that it's still a habit
Genderi: You mean you *won't* be submitting this as a co-op speedrun?
TehAmelie: bullet crowded sidewalk
ArmadilloAL: Bullet Bother.
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Izhuark: Roy's our boy !
azlan121: bullet purgatory
MistahFixIt: Ah yes, Roy. His personality is "The Heavy One."
Karfsma778: Bullet Heck
jadedcynic: @ArmadilloAL yeah, I like that best, with the alliteration
Pazy160: Rewind feature is a great choice. Theres a lot of people who just wont experience classic games like Mario 3 without this kind of help so let them enjoy the thing.
Mox_Hagdorm: The Power of Anime compels you!
EricTheOrange: To be fair a lot of NES games were unfairly hard so Save states are just evening the score
coelopteryx: this king is made of beard
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Banrael: cheer260 Woo, Mario :D
ThorSokar: haha
mr_yarget: this level is cool!
coelopteryx: this is ominous ice music
armann24: how can beej be there and also driving in the tucon
Dared00: ooooh, a Game With Snow!
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EricTheOrange: ugh the Ice world, this world is the WORST one
aitsu100: this world is THE WORST
mtvcdm: The world with the striped air, as happens to air.
Mox_Hagdorm: Oh god, that seersucker background
Izhuark: Oh, my the background of this world in the 8bit version is bad !
EricTheOrange: like world 7 and 8 are not as bad
GlennSeto: 7 is the pipe world...?
GlennSeto: Right.
Izhuark: world 7 is cool
Izhuark: yeah pipe world
TheMoatman: Have you considered gitting gud
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DarkMorford: Yes, polygons. On an 8-bit system. :P
birbwizard: you could just not get hit.
MistahFixIt: My favorite part about this particular Piranha Plant subspecies? It's name is Ptooie
aitsu100: you have to get hit with a spike ball while clipping into a wall
iggySPLOSION: a man after your heart
birbwizard: real food beej
GlennSeto: Blasphemous was such a good game...
TehAmelie: i like how the coins have their own background color
r10pez10: you can just rewind tho
birbwizard: quote that
TStodden: Rewind is temporary & short term... Savestates are FOREVER
Nekuia: Don't you also have unlimited continues in this?
kusinohki: *starts singing* "who wants to live forever?"
aitsu100: i mean Heather has enough loives to play for at least an hour straight
Bellpei: Mario exploits life insurance with extra lives.
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, the technology for coins over a dual-colored background didn't exist in 1990.
kusinohki: aprox 15 more than I would have at this point
MistahFixIt: I miss how in Super Mario World you could just GIVE lives to the other player
Drasvin: I would have laughed if the box gave a star
TehAmelie: oh yeah, this is where you can get the sole hammer brother suit in the game. the one redeeming feature of world 6
mr_yarget: also tubular.
MistahFixIt: LMAO Heather
birbwizard: heather has do many lives to waste
Jorge4hg: goodbye forever
Medusa_Stein: Cheer300
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revhologram: sweet
revhologram: I was concerned when the schedule came out and there was no LRR panel
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Stridex Pads of Death
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:07:36.
RememberSHADY: Thanks for spending your day off working, you guys! LUL
Taichanie: So I was playing a game yesterday using the lrr dice. So many 6s popped up.
EricTheOrange: @Laserbeaks_Fury I prefer waffles
Sarcastic_comma: cheerwhal100
MistahFixIt: Independent Content Creators: *taking a long drag off an imaginary cigarette* Day off? There's a term I haven't heard in years...
VentusVee108: Skillz~
coelopteryx: lordy, i keep forgetting stridex pads were(/are?) a thing
birbwizard: game of skill
ThorSokar: although that would be funny if you guys intentionally sold weighted dice
AbsoluteKiwiOfHyperdeath: was it a honking good game @Taichanie ?
armann24: how can beej be there and also driving in the tucon
TheSpindash: The LRR dice aren't weighted funny, they're just funny.
Laogeodritt: @MistahFixIt It's Christmas, I'm sure the crew could've splurged on an imaginary cigar just for today.
EricTheOrange: bye borj
Argumentable: See you guys in 5 minutes
Taichanie: AbsoluteKiwiOfHyperdeath HUONK!
birbwizard: oh God no
MistahFixIt: aight I'mma make a sandwich ya'll want anything... Kappa
patrick_stonecrusher: move to cheat step
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ThorSokar: top row mushroom in the corner, mushroom next to and below first 1up
TehAmelie: to see if it would grow up into a full fudge?
birbwizard: the simic fudge
Banrael: It's got about 5 days to sentience
raven534: I think Ian would want it to be something else
Izhuark: The fudge live !
Taichanie: But how about.... yes?
Crad0k: 'why' is a question that comes up about ian a lot...
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: @loadingreadyrun i got a japanese dried squid snack for xmas... do u just mow down on it like jerky?
Alness49: CAN it be eaten?
Godofmuffins: Its technically food.
Mox_Hagdorm: It just wasn't removed. Doesn't mean it was intentionally kept, lol
Dog_of_Myth: Eat Ian's Fudge....or Simic Slaw?
OmnipotentTrevor: Beej eats the whole fudge
birbwizard: the simic fudge!
TheNerdWonder: Beej eats the whole thing?
birbwizard: crapshoot time
ThorSokar: hahaha
VentusVee108: First try!!
Feminine_Desires: no number 3?
ThorSokar: well, that is faster than looking at the page I suppose
virre_: Oh this is the world I am stuck on in my play everlevel try
TStodden: I don't know if it's been explored, but what if Life had a rewind feature? Could be an interesting Crapshot.
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Taichanie: Did you get fudge?
iris_of_ether: Thanks for the HahaPresent @ivalenz_
virre_: Though it's because I can't get the controllers right
GamesAndInk: I mean, they had a Friday Nights about mulliganing real life, which is basically the same thing
Medusa_Stein: Cheer200 Just eat the fudge than rewind
ArmadilloAL: Oh yes, the puzzle level.
MistahFixIt: Mmmmn... forbidden fudge
TehAmelie: this level is so hard. but, special red treasure mushroom
birbwizard: chat demands the simic fudge be eaten by someone
Izhuark: the fudge !
BrowneePoints: Adam is the Boshy, and Heather is Boshy Omega
MistahFixIt: I thought Adam and Heather's common bond was tormenting Beej lrrBEEJ
birbwizard: doooooo iiiittt :D
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virre_: How is that so easy, is it the controllers, because with joycon in handheld mode it is super hard for me
MadmanOreo: nice
TehAmelie: okay, purple mushroom
MistahFixIt: Mmn good ASMR
MistahFixIt: Oh nice the Hammer Suit.
Crad0k: what would your mother think of you eating with your mouth full?
aitsu100: wooooo hammer suit
Izhuark: Hammer suit !
Welbog: Maple Cheerios!?
birbwizard: the present is Ian's fudge
Lord_Hosk: And that present was his presence
VentusVee108: lrrHEART
tenthtechpriest: beej torments himself
Invitare: isn't the common thread between Adam and Heather that they're both really good at Hollow Knight?
MistahFixIt: Heather: *concerned* "Have I been tormenting you?" Beej *deadpan* "No."
Bellpei: btw, after that last episode of road quest I was filled with dread at you defying graham's orders.
EricTheOrange: ouch
GlennSeto: Heather with the Zap Branigan strategem.
Izhuark: Well, that was a hug.
Bellpei: I feel there will be... consequences.
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
Pseudonym_Ken: Merry Crimmus, glad to get to hang with some chill people.
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Alness49: This Joker's taking names!
MistahFixIt: This Time For Sure.
Zephyrus403 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
Zephyrus403: Happy Holidays Heather and Beej! Thanks for the entertainment and guiding me to new games throughout 2019. <3
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TehAmelie: "do the jumpy thing right" should really, really be "advice
Lord_Hosk: Adam is like a Hammer brother, he doesnt torment beej.. he just kinda exists and beej feels the consequences
birbwizard: @lord_hosk love it
MistahFixIt: addadvice "Do the jumpy thing right!" Kappa
Juliamon: TehAmelie I'm fairly confident "Do the jumpy thing" is in there already.
TehAmelie: yay
MadmanOreo: ::<
birbwizard: be kind and rewind heather Kappa
MistahFixIt: Oh one of THESE levels. I hate the ones you have to ride the donut lifts down
Juliamon: Oh, huh, the one in advice is "Do the Beej thing."
TacitusVigil: Hello all, happy holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Wednesday to everyone. :)
TehAmelie: practically the same
mozdoc: Those solid ice blocks are safe for fireballs, its if there's an enemy frozen in them.
TacitusVigil: Or Thursday if it's Thursday :D
Juliamon: Y'all never switched the game back to SMB3 btw
birbwizard: @juliamon basically the same right Kappa
GlennSeto: It's Thursday, but Germany celebrates two days of Christmas, so it works out. :) @TacitusVigil
Juliamon: It's not ...INaccurate
GamesAndInk: I love that coins are recorded as just straight Dollars in this game.
noSmokeFire: noted game Mario
Lord_Hosk: Technically a game that you are demoing
TStodden: Could just switch to "Retro" as well.
Tantusar: Retro would also be a better choice than Games + Demos.
TacitusVigil: @GlennSeto *Two* Days? What a marvelous idea! :D
r10pez10: oh, canada
birbwizard: I thought Australia had all the stuff that eats you?
mtvcdm: Do you warn people about the carnivorous onions before they visit?
Tantusar: H
TehAmelie: i want to say those jumpy flowers are daikon
MrPhlip: Also who can forget Canada's historic "H made out of blocks"
GlennSeto: @TacitusVigil I actually don't know why.
CatherineThePrettyGreat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
CatherineThePrettyGreat: Hello, darlings! Hope your holidays are splendid and nourishing.
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
nickreese923: hey
Mox_Hagdorm: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @catherinetheprettygreat!
r10pez10: i hear there's fudge in the fridge
tenthtechpriest: because you are scavengers
birbwizard: and Ian's fudge right
rogerivany: Was this always a thing?
iris_of_ether: Are there any pizza places open and can they be ordered from? D:
raven534: But which is more of a food?
birbwizard: theres fudge in the fridge I hear it's quite good
ThorSokar: I take it everything there is closed today as well?
Dog_of_Myth: Chocolate is the only food you need.
MistahFixIt: Chocolate - Not Really A Food didn't exactly take off as a marketing slogan
TacitusVigil: @GlennSeto I'm sure there's a good reason, but I won't look a gift horse in the mouth :D
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aitsu100: Californea
Bartlebad: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @rrtycoon2
MrPhlip: !uptime
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coelopteryx: a well-known food-that-can-be-ordered on crimmis is chinese food
coelopteryx: get y'all some lo mein
Dared00: Mario moves only when you move. SUPER MARIO SUPER MARIO.
Izhuark: It's because this game is great !
nickreese923: hey beej just finished a 5 to 6 hour long Gundam build
GamesAndInk: It feels like such a short time because Beej has been rewinding real life.
MrPhlip: Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're Beej
birbwizard: I think McDonald's is open today
birbwizard: at least my local ones are
Izhuark: @nickreese923 Nice, what model ?
TStodden: You can get the Tanooki here...
EricTheOrange: @coelopteryx Dan Avidan from the game grumps told a story of growing up jewish in new york wheer on cristmas all the chinese and jewish people would hang out.
Garfman314: merry christmukkah, everyone!
MistahFixIt: LMAO
Lord_Hosk: lol
Welbog: A-alex?!
kamelion84: katesLol
Argumentable: hahaha
Izhuark: That was a good scream XD
gsyhiap: sergeFall
NightValien28: welp
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
aitsu100: lol
Karfsma778: Duaaah!
virre_: That scream
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birbwizard: Alex is in the moonbase?
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP_RD
ChaosInfest: What a good scream
PipeSmokingOwl: critroleMatt
BrowneePoints: That was a Homer Simpson scream
TehAmelie: tfw you jump too far and die
aitsu100: someone clip that
Sogheim: that was unexpected. I got scared
Lord_Hosk: Hello Highlight reel
Phosphatide: holy moly i tuned in just in time to miss the good moment, someone please clip that
r10pez10: an ice water level
coelopteryx: @EricTheOrange that sounds like a nice and good story
Izhuark: @r10pez10 Everybody's favourite and since it's a mario game it's maybe a sewer level too !
birbwizard: the way out.....of life
mtvcdm: Those are the ones posted in chat.
Mox_Hagdorm: Wow, super beat to the punch.
mtvcdm: I guarantee there are more.
MrPhlip: I titled my clip "Beej makes the whole noise"
Sarah_Serinde: :D
coelopteryx: beej was possessed by the spirit of alex for a second there
birbwizard: the be-alex was formed
Crad0k: erm, TOS?
TacitusVigil: Did I miss another Alex/Beej fusion dance?
coelopteryx: what if those aren't even helmets
coelopteryx: what if, y'know
birbwizard: @tacitusvigil yes
Izhuark: I hate when i die just at the end of the level
TacitusVigil: Nuts, I already missed the James/Adam one.
devsfan19: nice job Beejamin
Spacecarl: eff that cheep in particular
birbwizard: someone post a clip of what happened for tacitus please
birbwizard: @mrphlip ty
Crad0k: aah, that scream reminds me of pokecapn
TacitusVigil: @MrPhlip That sound be added to a soundboard :D
MistahFixIt: FLOOR is HARM and BAD
EricTheOrange: don't do what jhonny don't does
SleepyDeveloper: To quote AvE: Don't do what Donny Don't Does"
birbwizard: staring contest
EricTheOrange: hah
BishopSansPants: !updog
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Argumentable: Please
birbwizard: oh no
nemryn: Happy Everything, chat!
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
EricTheOrange: cute
Argumentable: Spare us
mtvcdm: So Heather, how's it going?
MistahFixIt: lrrHERE
TacitusVigil: @MrPhlip *sound should be added to a soundboard. I can talk good. Kappa
birbwizard: no rewind please I beg of you
patrick_stonecrusher: move to cheat step
herph: save scum?
GamesAndInk: Heather, this is your opportunity to make real food. Go to the store, grab some groceries, come back...
SleepyDeveloper: We see nothing chat, just a glitch in the matrix.
MistahFixIt: lrrJUDGE - Slow Play.
ContingentCat: rewind scumming
ThorSokar: FF, *, 1up, ff, 1up, msh
Phosphatide: this is perfectly legitimate
MostCallMe__Tim: If heather files for divorce, this will be complaint 1
TacitusVigil: This is like that movie Next where Nicholas Cage can see 30 seconds into the future. It's fine :D
birbwizard: you at least have to load a save
Izhuark: Seal prince !
mtvcdm: You encountered a wild Seel!
MistahFixIt: I like the king better as a seal tbh
GlennSeto: That seal seems to have a good time.
TacitusVigil: Death to kings!
coelopteryx: seel seel,
ContingentCat: and save scumming requires the forethoght of making a save
TrakoZG: seal of approval
kusinohki: what would you do if one of these kings was trapped in a jar?
Sly_chocobo: I mean.. Apparently the world of mario still believes in the divine rule of kings
RassilonDND: Merry christmas beej. heather, and chat
Phosphatide: are we the baddies?
red_shoes_jeff: He's been SEALED AWAY!
aitsu100: look spider king was great with the fly problem of 34
Sly_chocobo: Is that a system you want to propagate?
Tiber727: It's the royal seal.
MistahFixIt: Really threaded that needle beej Kappa
Izhuark: Wow the ship is faaaar
coelopteryx: you know what's an Excessively Long Bridge? the one across uh... i forgot what the place is called
GlennSeto: @Tiber727 *slow clap*
MistahFixIt: Or threaded that bolt, I should say
Izhuark: Compelling gameplay !
patrick_stonecrusher: I don't know about kings in jars, but I have heard Prince Albert's in a can...
TacitusVigil: It's a legitimate strategy!
coelopteryx: the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel, that thing's pretty massive
Phosphatide: this is no different from using the cape forever in mario world, i see no issues Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
mtvcdm: This is what I'd do all the time in Kirby
GamesAndInk: This is robust level design
MistahFixIt: Iggy?
aitsu100: Lemmy!!!
TehAmelie: i just noticed for the first time your coins are marked $
Garfman314: @mtvcdm glad it wasn't just me
mtvcdm: Older Kirby games just had a P-Wing as a thing Kirby could just do.
Lord_Hosk: That one is Deaddy
TacitusVigil: And now he's a....cat?
ContingentCat: @coelopteryx the Confederation bridge that connects PEI to the rest of canada is pretty big
GlennSeto: Was that king a doge to begin with?
aitsu100: the king was better as a seal
BishopSansPants: Dammit Luigi, no Gods no Masters! Bad praxis!
Phosphatide: got those large gray sideburns
mtvcdm: *snap* *snap*
ThorSokar: Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, Ludwig, Bowser
virre_: Oh this horror
GlennSeto: Doesn't this game have infinite continues?
Laogeodritt: So the $ sign on the HUD reminds me—what's with the dollar sign with a double line? I feel like that was a thing when I was a kid but that I haven't formally seen that anywhere in forever
Izhuark: Yes i think so
rrtycoon2: sort of
birbwizard: when you get to that castle you find out sorry she's in a different castle like the first Mario bros
Sly_chocobo: @GlennSeto Yes, but I think its more of a 'I have to turn the NES off and do something else' kind of continue
Phosphatide: does this count as actual plumbing? OpieOP
Juliamon: Infinite continues but you have to start the world over
GlennSeto: I remember my family leaving the console on for days on end and one time our progress got killed by a power outage of all things.
ThorSokar: well, there is a credits exit in this level if you do it right
rrtycoon2: but any cleared level is restored
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, we're at *this* map. Don't we all love this map
TStodden: Could just Whistle past this world
Laogeodritt: In other news, the overworld background music here is awesome
GlennSeto: You could save some of the cheesy items for World 8.
Izhuark: Yeah, don't forget to keep a cloud for the last fort, unless you know how to get past it.
mtvcdm: Also, you'd better hope you one-shot the next level or the cloud's wasted.
Driosenth: click out of one
aitsu100: oh right this is where they clip thru the stage in the speedrun
birbwizard: @juliamon like vandal savage you have to get to the future the hard way? yikes
TehAmelie: the levels you can cloud over followed by pipes are ideal really, cause then when you lose on the next level you go back to the pipe instead of back past the level you skipped
stevestein: I have no interest in lock picking but I watch the Lock Picking Lawyer videos
MistahFixIt: Heh. I remember Lockpicking Lawyer trying to get his wife interested in physical security by padlocking her tub of ben and jerry's shut, and she just sawed the bottom of the tub off instead. Useful lesson, that.
Sly_chocobo: There's something odd about the section of the game where you can like.. (this is a speedrun thing..) 'hack[' the game and finish the game
TStodden: You can only use the cloud to skip past only the normal stages, not the warship stuff nor the handtraps.
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Sly_chocobo: Like I think its impossible to do without tools but..
RassilonDND: was the lesson don't mess with my I cream?
mtvcdm: Oh hey
ContingentCat: ah the royal we that has the lives
Lord_Hosk: Mario 3 where Heather is winning and the lives dont matter
GlennSeto: "When you have this many lives or lack the scruple to rewind..."
muddboy87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
muddboy87: yay a number of months.
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MistahFixIt: @RassilonDND - I mean, yes. But also that the lock isn't necessarily the weakest part of your security :P
coelopteryx: @ContingentCat upon looking it up, dang that is indeed also a big bridge. neat
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tehlordofelves: Merry Christmas Beej and Heather! and Woot! Sub Baby!
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coelopteryx: ah, the music notes blocks enclosure troll
Nigouki: Thanks for the HahaDoge @muddboy87
ContingentCat: is there some japanese pun thing or something explaining why the note blocks are bouncy?
birbwizard: trick pipes!
GamesAndInk: The early stages of Mario 3 are about teaching you the game mechanics, and the later stages are using those mechanics in complex, maze-like ways. Which would be game design if it didn't turn out complex ways are frustrating and everyone just likes playing the basic mechanic levels.
GamesAndInk: good game design*
coelopteryx: or i guess the thing where it feels like a troll but it's actually just how you make it so you can get across
TacitusVigil: Oh we will Beej
Welbog: Why not both?
TacitusVigil: We will.
mtvcdm: I mean hey, it alleviates the pressure on tomorrow right?
MinniChii: Oh, Merry Christmas!
Nigouki: is last year's Boxing Day stream still the record for most subs in a day?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's gonna happen
rogerivany: Oooh boxing day stream
SleepyDeveloper: that was the glitchless speedrun strat portion of the game
Sarah_Serinde: !next
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RassilonDND: gotta work during the boxing day stream :(
TacitusVigil: What's the over under on actual boxing happening on the stream tomorrow?
Lord_Hosk: Little LadyHosk is watching the first Harry Potter tonight after finishing the book last week. She is at the final points scene
rrtycoon2: to be fair, I'm working during the entire boxing day stream
mtvcdm: The star is free! It's going on an adventure!
GamesAndInk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
GamesAndInk: You're not the boss of me, Beej.
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ContingentCat: and applejack
Lord_Hosk: she was just like "wait a minute... I want Griffendor to win, but... THATS NOT FAIR! Dumbledoor just gave them all the points to win"
Laogeodritt: Boxing day stream is always great <3
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought you liked the empty office!
Lord_Hosk: "If he can just give points like that... why do ponits matter?"
coelopteryx: that death reminded me of that time i was showing my friends the lion king video game for sega genesis, made a jump to grab a 1-up only to immediately die in lava
aitsu100: will Boxidus make an appearance
TStodden: There's a non-zero chance of actual boxing occurring...
BlightningHelix: I've never watched a boxing day stream. What am I in for?
MrPipboy3000: I'm more of a wrestling stream kinda guy, but I am still interested
TacitusVigil: Booze?
PharaohBender27: And there was like 90 minutes of sub-reading
birbwizard: alright it's time for bed. I have work tomorrow! bye heather! bye beej! bye chat! also no cheatey rewinding while I'm gone! Kappa
PharaohBender27: Good night, @birbwizard !
GlennSeto: A little Crossing-the-Streams, a bit of Jackbox.
PMAvers: Who knows, maybe Adam and Ben won't be sick
IsThis___Art: did you air grievances and perform feats of strength?
Lord_ZYRK: Everybody hangs out and has a good time, which is different from a normal stream in that. . . um. . . hm.
Traion: Penelope helped cook iirc
Izhuark: @birbwizard Good night !
PharaohBender27: Won't be able to watch live this year - have to work tomorrow
TacitusVigil: Will Ben be dressed as New Year's Steve?
Lord_ZYRK: The plan is "fuck it, we'll do it live"
Molladia: Any mail time tomorrow Beej?
GlennSeto: Are we trapped in a time loop?
NimrodXIV: augh
Lord_ZYRK: seabatHITBOX plz
Sarah_Serinde: lrrAWW
DeaconDagnari: almost
Laogeodritt: @Lord_ZYRK Mostly that there isn't a game nominally motivating the stream. =P
TacitusVigil: @GlennSeto In the middle of my backswing?!
Crad0k: send it back?
RassilonDND: a year later? wow
aitsu100: ooo KDM
red_shoes_jeff: So, you're saying I have another shot at it?
lord_wertornion: how can you forget to do that xD
MistahFixIt: You got the POWAH~
Larkit: Just the core game or do you have any expansions?
Crad0k: first person to.... i'm too late
Izhuark: Goat there !
EricTheOrange: when all heels breaking loose you'll be riding the heart of the storm
RassilonDND: does anyone remember who won KDM?
GlennSeto: damn, now I wanna watch Boogie Nights
Xafty: i very much think that warents a regivaway, and im not saying that because i want it
red_shoes_jeff: YOU GOT THE HEART!
mtvcdm: I'm not sure even the winner remembers they won anymore.
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
Crad0k: Larkit it was just the 1.5 version of the base game, i believe
mtvcdm: We'd have to check the VOD.
Crad0k: Larkit but definitely no expansions
ecobeing: Why is mario being played?
EricTheOrange: are those goth cheep cheeps?
Ivalenz_: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #1453: "I'm an ANGRY flying fish." —Paul [2016-01-04]
Juliamon: ecobeing Why not?
ecobeing: fair
Zephyrus403: !findquote mario
LRRbot: Quote #4209: "Why don't they ever give Mario guns?" —Beej [2017-05-15]
Larkit: @Crad0k I was just curious because I lost the cards and rulebooks from all the expansions in the 2016 flooding in Louisisana but still have my core game.
EricTheOrange: mario shoots fire balls from his hands, he doesn't need guns
Izhuark: They did ? You mean in mario party or Mario and sonic at the olympic games ? Or did i forget something ?
kusinohki: they gave sonic (or at least shadow) guns at one point...
Crad0k: ouch :-( so awful; have you tried contacting the company?
Izhuark: Oh Right
GlennSeto: Still better than the water dam level in TMNT.
BrowneePoints: That game is the best XCOM game ever made
MrPipboy3000: Grand Theft Mushroom Kingdom
TacitusVigil: I mean, Mario can also turn into a bullet. Kappa
Larkit: @Crad0k I have a friend who now works there, he said he would try to get me some playtest copies of cards and stuff
Crad0k: excuse me, TMNT for the Amiga
SquareDotCube: It's the seaweed, it scares people
BrowneePoints: @kusinohki Shadow. He had guns in Shadow the Hedgehog. It's part of why people make fun of that game
greenday61892: Woah Beej why so formal?
GlennSeto: I suppose it's less the level, but how it just ends playthroughs.
coelopteryx: i love water levels, and i say that even as someone who grew up with the terrifying drowning music in sega genesis sonic games
greenday61892: Button up as opposed to a polo!
Crad0k: All Hail Shadow
PMAvers: Please don't encourage Beej to take off his shirt.
TacitusVigil: To be fair, we often see you without a shirt.
Eklinaar: It's not Christmas until Beej streams shirtless
mtvcdm: Felt cute, might delete shirt later
Mox_Hagdorm: Delete shirt = take off shirt?
greenday61892: Oh fair!
Pharmacistjudge: are you getting any Poke-shirts?
greenday61892: That's pretty cool
coelopteryx: a shirt that's half polo and half button-up. it's got like 6 buttons down the front instead of 3
Juliamon: Same thing happened when Alex tried dressing better.
Nigouki: people want you to be an anime character Kappa
TacitusVigil: Now I feel half bad because I didn't really notice anything different with Beej
Juliamon: Chat wouldn't shut up about it
greenday61892: I was definitely joking but you've got a great point
Crad0k: alex has experienced that... a few times...
Tiber727: Beej is gradually gaining more and more buttons. He's like a Final Fantasy character, but with buttons instead of belts.
Larkonus: I've changed almost my entire wardrobe to button-up shirts in recent years, and I love it.
greenday61892: I should be more careful about that kinda thing
ContingentCat: You have a pretty distinct look most the time, so changing that takes some getting used to
TheSpindash: Sometimes you should freak people out
MostCallMe__Tim: red tie alex was awesome
SquareDotCube: One day Beej will show up with bleached hair just to scare chat
Welbog: Beej no!
BrowneePoints: Well that's dumb. Wear what you think makes you cute
TheSpindash: keep em on their toes
Medusa_Stein: bye heather! bye beej! bye chat! It's late (+9h), so I go to sleep. Have fun with the rest of the game and see you tomorrow.
Ivalenz_: I just rotated in two new button down dress shirts because they are slightly more fashionable and very much closer to how I wish to project myself compared to what I rotated out.
Welbog: Give the memory game to Heather
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Right, I wasn't subbed or on Twitch, but I remember that phase from YouTube videos. It's too bad - it suited him well
MinniChii: I feel that way about wearing Makeup
GlennSeto: Yeah, I got the impression Alex was really over that kinda shit by the time he stopped wearing the hat.
Eklinaar: Ian transitioned to a new look by cosplaying as a Warboy, so maybe that's the trick.
Addictiveme: talking hard, talking about different new thing easy 4Head
Saintnex: Yea, branding can be weird... apparently Bob Ross had the same issue with his hairstyle
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TheThromborax: 25 months on the 25th. Merry December everyone.
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EricTheOrange: Change is scary.
brushdog: I didn't cut my hair for 4 years because I didn't wnat people to mention "hey you got a haircut"
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for the Haha2020 @thethromborax
greenday61892: Oh no yeah it definitely looks great Beej
Juliamon: Yeah, that's part of why I don't bother getting up at a "decent" hour, all it gets me is "Well, YOU'RE up early!" and just makes me want to go right back to bed
Loonatic93: Oh, ya see, I sometimes I go out of my way to freak people out.
Phosphatide: personally i keep imagining graham in that baby blue hoodie he owns
TacitusVigil: Apparently the munchers are unaffected by the pause in that level
thegreatwyrdling: I'm like that with a nick name I've had for years.
thegreatwyrdling: I'm trying to shake it.
BrowneePoints: I do both. "Oh hey you trying out a new look?" *their answer* "well I think it looks fantastic!"
virre_: I still want merch Cufflinks because I started wearing clothes where you can have it lately
Izhuark: Personally, i like the red shirt a lot, didn't mention it earlier because i felt like it was normal.
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon lrrWOW
Ivalenz_: @LunarJade Your cap is awesome.
KilrenKrae: i had a stranger compliment my nails for the first time ever
Lord_Hosk: There is a video of a guy complaining about a man shaving his beard, because they look at the beard all day so they feel like they kinda of own the beard too and should have asked them before shaving
GlennSeto: "You look tired." ... an all time classic.
TacitusVigil: @Lord_Hosk ....what?
TacitusVigil: Argh
lirazel64: I really dislike ANY comments about my looks, and have ever since I was a child.
greenday61892: Thanks for the perspective on that beej, I know you weren't calling me out but still definitely something that needed to be said
RassilonDND: wow, thats a super rude video
Pseudonym_Ken: Yeah, the whole maybe don’t sass people for doing things you want them to do.
Argumentable: I appreciate this talk
Loonatic93: Although, in my defense. As someone with ASD, a change of behavior or patterns does kinda freak me out. Changes are sometimes hard for me to deal with. But I do my best not to put it on others. I just try to move on as best I can.
Alness49: My "fav" was always 'So you decided to join us?'
Phosphatide: the best kind of people are the ones who make snide comments about others but when others do it back they demand more respect OpieOP
GamesAndInk: I think maybe people find it weirder because you have 'characters' you play when streaming, and clothes are part of that?
mr_yarget: that "so you decided to join us" annoys me so bad. I I'm already on edge by going out with someone, dont make it worse
Laogeodritt: As someone pretty radically shifting my wardrobe up: I really like acknowledgement/compliments/constructive criticism, and I don't mind a surprised "Oh, why are you wearing X?" as long as it's not a challenge—like "I'm trying something new" should be a good enough answer to that
greenday61892: I tend to kinda joke about that sorta stuff with friends but it's a LOT easier to convey that I'm joking in person than via text
Addictiveme: as someone who has trouble being social, its the worst when people are like "hey, look who decided to come out for once!" like pls im trying BibleThump
Juliamon: I think what gets me is that the 'uncomfortable' phrase is the one directing a question at me ("Why so dressed up?" "Why are you up so early?") and I feel pressured to have a 'valid' answer.
greenday61892: You don't know me from Adam
RassilonDND: its a bit like imagining heather without wearing her hat. Its not weird, its just kind of novel
Laogeodritt: I've had "you looked better with X" type comments and those just annoy me (esp. with a judgemental tone, ugh)
raven534: Least favorite part of wearing a skirt is that people either comment on it in ways they wouldn't have if I was wearing something else (even positively), or they give me weird looks
Pseudonym_Ken: @alness49 that one. I hate that one. Got it all the time growing up and I just started responding back with, “Yeah, I decided to join you jerks, and now I’ve changed my mind.”
GlennSeto: Yeah, the "on" version comes up a lot in discussions such as these.
greenday61892: Well I'm glad though that I inadvertently sparked this conversation. It's a really good one to have
Lord_Hosk: Here is the video I was talking about https://i.imgur.com/ti3yHSs.mp4
Loonatic93: I personally have had minor meltdowns when the local grocery store changes it's layout. I have to wait a couple of days before I can go there and get food or whatnot.
Spluuga: I have an old acquaintance who thought being sarcastic was funny.. now decades later he still does it.. and I don't want to communicate with him anymore at all..
Juliamon: I tried to wear skirts for one summer. I now have a lot of cute skirts that I'm not comfortable to wear because I don't want to draw attention to myself.
GamesAndInk: @Loonatic93 My grocery store did a complete remodel, everything is in a new place, and it took me WEEKS...
greenday61892: WOW that was BM
greenday61892: That pipe is rude
GlennSeto: I just intuitively flipped off the level design.
SquareDotCube: Yeah, Level 7 xtages are all about trickery
greenday61892: That's a SMM2-troll-level-esque troll job
Juliamon: Loonatic93 I lost my job several years ago when the supermarket chain I worked for pulled out of my state. A different chain took over the building and I still can't bring myself to go in to see how different it is.
lirazel64: @juliamon I really feel that one!
Crad0k: here's your reward, boy
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal300 Well, regardless of polo vs. button-down, you dress well, lrrBEEJ_SA (as does lrrHEATHER_SA and everyone else at LRR)
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r10pez10: gonna OOT
PharaohBender27: Dangit, it's so difficult to see if an emote will work when donating bits
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP_RD
TStodden: That Fortress is easy to grind for lives
stevestein: Beej is correct
RomanGoro: What was the difference between this one and the leaf?
RvLeshrac: Playing more than 2.5 worlds in Mario 3? Madness. Absolute madness.
Juliamon: Statue ability
RomanGoro: Thank you
Lord_Hosk: sexy sexy fur suit...
Loonatic93: Speaking of dealing with changes. We just got a new supervisor at the store where I work. I kinda have a minor freakout session at home because while we despirately needed a new supervisor, someone new means that the supervisor schedule has changed. And now I have to relearn the pattern.
SquareDotCube: A neutered Tanuki
TStodden: Gaming Historian has released an episode about this game.
Karfsma778: Cheer5000 Hey Heather, Hey Beej. Happy Holidays.
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snowcookies: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:07:42.
coelopteryx: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @karfsma778
greenday61892: WOAH
RvLeshrac: The only problem is that the NES doesn't have the pixel count to show that Mario in the Tanuki Suit has the biggest balls you could possibly imagine.
jawest41: Thanks for the HahaElf @karfsma778
endoforder: Thanks for the HahaGoose @karfsma778
RassilonDND: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @karfsma778
kusinohki: Thanks for the HahaGingercat @karfsma778
MrPipboy3000: Thanks for the HahaElf @karfsma778
PharaohBender27: katesTry
FadedOasis: Thanks for the HahaGoose @karfsma778
throwntowolves: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @karfsma778
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @karfsma778
ArtemisKing: Thanks for the HahaElf @karfsma778
GamesAndInk: Thanks for the HahaGoose @karfsma778
TemporallyAwry: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @karfsma778
JasonTheRelic: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @karfsma778
PharaohBender27: :O
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
TheThromborax: ! uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:08:12.
TacitusVigil: lrrAWESOME
Lord_Hosk: That is more than 4999 biits!
Izhuark: This level is sooo good !
Ivalenz_: itskoloHype
Argumentable: HahaTurtledove
asddsa28: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @karfsma778
kamelion84: Thanks for the HahaNutcracker @karfsma778
PharaohBender27: Not as many as Karfsma's did!
TacitusVigil: HahaReindeer
lirazel64: PartyPoro
Mysticman89: think I'm 2 cheer emotes away from a full set, but not too concerned about collecting everything. Have the snowman arms
TacitusVigil: How many seasonal emotes are there this year?
Juliamon: Too many
Mysticman89: 25 in the current evvent
SquareDotCube: I forgot about the ghost platforms
jawz77: Thanks for the HahaGoose @karfsma778
Acroamatis: Thanks for the nostalgia and a chill Christmas! Cheer100
ArrestedHouse: HahaCat
TacitusVigil: HahaShrugLeft lrrBEEEJ HahaShrugRight
SquareDotCube: well, these ghost platforms. Aside from the Boo-containing ones
GamesAndInk: Apparently there's an easter egg in SMB3 I've never seen before: "In Super Mario Bros. 3, if Mario or Luigi defeats a Koopaling while wearing a Tanooki Suit, the restored king will say, 'Thank you, kind raccoon. Please tell me your name.'"
greenday61892: Wait 25 you say?
Mysticman89: 15 from cheers, 10 form gift subs. possibly the other way around, kinda blurs together
coelopteryx: thanks to that one, i now have the Full Shrug Set HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight which is 100 floors the wrong emotion for such cool kindness
greenday61892: Cuz if there's 25 in this event for the first time ever I finally got the full set for an event
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP_RD
Larkit: Cheer500 SMB3 is my favorite Mario
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greenday61892: Kinda sad it was this one and not the pride one
greenday61892: I REALLY wanted the full pride set
Oatway_: we have clouds at home
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Lord_Hosk: LOOK AT ME! (stares intently)
RassilonDND: time for impromptu jackbox stream? cant interact with us more than us literally in the game
Nocxia: o.o
Mysticman89: HahaShrugLeft PrideSaba HahaShrugRight is fun
SquareDotCube: Certainly is the best game of 1988
RvLeshrac: HahaCat
patrick_stonecrusher: @gamesandink hammer bros suit is something like "cool threads. can i borrow them sometime? no dice? what a drag..."
Izhuark: We saw your sould leaves your body
Lord_Hosk: Nobody saw anything
TacitusVigil: Today is about fun!
trident042: Dying in SMB3: Kinda bad. Dying in SMB3 wearing one of the three suits: WORST THING EVER
Izhuark: ugh
kamelion84: katesLol
Drasvin: lrrAWW_RD
Mox_Hagdorm: I need the left shrug, then I can start making custom LRR shrugs :D
Izhuark: typing... is... hard...
RvLeshrac: Oh nice. HahaPoint HahaElf
MrPhlip: Bad news, but I don't think this run is going to be accepted onto the speedrun leaderboards any more
Serifina: If you'd committed to the statueing, you'd have killed the little jumpy dude - falling as a statue kills more things.
IsThis___Art: right, i'm off to bed. bye folks! thanks for chill times !catch you later tomorrow!
PharaohBender27: Good night, @IsThis___Art !
ContingentCat: onion? I always thought they were lemons
Lord_Hosk: LOL
APODionysus: So
Mox_Hagdorm: lrrBEEJ HahaShrugRight
APODionysus: Beej is cheats?
Izhuark: Look at what you did heather !
Lord_Hosk: He has gone mad with power
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrBEEJ HahaShrugRight
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trident042: Super F it Bros
RvLeshrac: HahaShrugLeft ohnoAthena PrideWingR
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for the HahaBall @adtalks
JohnLockeCole: use your hit points, they're a resource
Izhuark: Oh look a tanuki suit !
TacitusVigil: We need to get Beej a tanooki suit, don't we? Maybe some tanooki pajamas? :D
Drasvin: HahaShrugLeft lrrAWW_RD HahaShrugRight
SquareDotCube: ho ho ho I have a Tanuki suit
coelopteryx: obviously it must be a kigurumi
greenday61892: So I've been meaning to ask but keep forgetting, what's the origin of "the bits, the bits, the bits"?
GanjaShimada: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
mtvcdm: This one
ContingentCat: so close
coelopteryx: ah, flappy bird pipes
patrick_stonecrusher: @greenday61892 steven universe
EricTheOrange: lrrFRUMP_RD it's interesting twitch seems to have some level of "facial recognition" in the emote alters.
ContingentCat: oh yeah the fry bits
Crad0k: like, episode 2
Fruan: Frybo!
greenday61892: Ahhhh ok, I've never actually watched but I've heard really good things
Robot_Bones: The Fry Bits
greenday61892: That's awesome
Robot_Bones: You know I can give you real fries right?
Juliamon: The timing was right for it
coelopteryx: they let you walk across the top on purpose and punished you for it
jonnykefka: I'm sure I'm not the first to figure out the best xmas alter to a LRR emote...
TacitusVigil: Oooh, those speed run strats
jonnykefka: lrrHAM_SA
Sibwow: have either of you played super star saga? if so what were your opinions on it?
101 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
NathanJay_GA: Hi!
Spluuga: lrrSPOOP_RD
corpocracy: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF
Dirk_Strider_tT: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
raicune: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
merrowMania: TombRaid
golgomett: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerPig
mtvcdm: jonnykefka, no, the best one is the reindeer on the creepy doll. Both halves.
deardorff69: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
justamagicplayer: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Drummi_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Juliamon: Incoming cowboys!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF
Pharmacistjudge: welcome raiders
Tantusar: Yes, he is Wheeler.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: wheelerY wheelerH
deardorff69: wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA wheelerMuldce_SA
mtvcdm: Hi raiders!
justamagicplayer: BOOT BOOT BOOT
haszac: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
TStodden: lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD lrrBEEJ_RD
Sibwow: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerMuldcb
TheAinMAP: Oooh, it's a raid.
Drasvin: madame13Panic madame13Panic madame13Panic
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: wheelerPog_TK wheelerPog_TK wheelerPog_TK
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: wheelerPog_SA wheelerPog_SA wheelerPog_SA wheelerPog_SA
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
azureHaights: "It didn't land." "Pick it up! Pick it up!"
greenday61892: I gotta peace out for now but thanks again beej for that good convo about wording things different and not calling me out for not thinking :)
RAICx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN Welcome raiders! lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Juliamon: It's Christmas, I won't yell at you for emote spam. (But please don't take advantage of it.)
haszac: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerPog wheelerGuts
aitsu100: you were so close to the exit pipe
benjamin_wheeler: Just doing god's work, playing a 9 land deck in highlander
Drummi_: Been wqching so many speedruns of this.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF wheelerH_HF
Genderi: I managed to leave wheeler's stream and come here just before the raid started
haszac: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
benjamin_wheeler: Hope y'all have a merry December 25th playing fat luigi world the 3rd
deardorff69: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Sibwow: 9 lander
aitsu100: musta been playing belcher
justamagicplayer: correct
Nigouki: go left
Friedent: that's why they call him the premier lands pilot in the format
Dirk_Strider_tT: We sure were @aitsu100
Izhuark: I think it's on the right Kappa
BishopSansPants: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
justamagicplayer: and it didnt lose..much
kusinohki: "I believe the exit is to the right?"
SquareDotCube: and the irony is, you were there
stevestein: You were right there before
Drummi_: Just Clip. lrrBEEJ
red_shoes_jeff: You were right there, and then you turned around for coins.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
aitsu100: down
mtvcdm: https://nesmaps.com/maps/SuperMarioBrothers3/SuperMarioBros3Map7-9.html For those playing at home, the map for the level
Genderi: Just go places you haven't been before!
benjamin_wheeler: Solid advice
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Gain notoriety. Acquire prestige.
Fugi: <3 heather
TacitusVigil: #ListenToHeather
TehAmelie: that'll work
raven534: !badadvice
GamesAndInk: #ListenToWife
Drummi_: saving time Beej
justamagicplayer: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
Serifina: Grinding for lives
Drasvin: !findquote listen
LRRbot: Quote #5891: "If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them." —Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
MrPhlip: it sounds... off, out of context
benjamin_wheeler: Classic man not looking at map, and not listening to wife tsk tsk
kusinohki: "If only these maze levels had a map"
mtvcdm: We already have "Obey Heather", MrPhlip.
Juliamon: We already have "Listen to Heather" in there
MrPhlip: @mtvcdm Exactly
EricTheOrange: I don't like these red pipes
azureHaights: SingsNote Oh my gooooood (ba da da dum dum) WAFFLES
trident042: I know it's extra risk, but it's eternally worth it to bop a Thwomp with the Tanooki statue
Drummi_: @benjamin_wheeler you listen to husband. wheelerKappa
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Trust in Heather
Argumentable: I forgot how stressful this level is
jawz77: !shop
EricTheOrange: wow dick move game
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Do it otter style.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
mtvcdm: It really is tragic that Mario is trapped on a two-dimensional plane in this game and was unable to just go around the pipe.
Serifina: That's 'cause you were too close to the pipe for it to come out
jawz77: !store
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Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
TehAmelie: that final jump is some sort of tribute to SMB1 8-4
Tiber727: It didin't come out because you were directly above it.
LucasTheDrgn: i set my socks in defense mode and pass the turn
MrPhlip: I think if you're standing directly above the pipe, it doesn't come out, even if you're up on a ledge?
TacitusVigil: @LucasTheDrgn I was literally just typing that now :D
Genderi: Impeccable
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
ContingentCat: lrrbot seems to really like attack mode socks, I've seen it come up a lot
justamagicplayer: COOL GAME
RassilonDND: i thought the rule was you had to be touching the pipe for piranha plants not to come out?
Izhuark: @ContingentCat Who wouldn't love attack mode socks ?
413th: I heard the LRR dice mentioned earlier, any updates as to when they might be available from the LRR store?
Juliamon: ContingentCat !box has a fairly small pool compared to other commands.
Mysticman89: They're suitably rediclous a concept, made real because of course.
LunaCrimsonFuzz: Wooooo! Good.. Oh wait.. it's 02:40 here. Good evening to you i suppose?
r10pez10: i dunno what's worse: a) the floor is made of lava; b) the floor is made of larvae
ContingentCat: @Izhuark fair
coelopteryx: the lava floor is deadlier but more asethetically appealing
Juliamon: I would argue a larvae floor would be much more deadly... for the larvae
Genderi: You have outwitted the flower!
LunaCrimsonFuzz: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
iris_of_ether: That was a solid run
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coelopteryx: also true, juliamon
Mysticman89: A sufficiently depe larvae floor would likely function like quicksand that also eats you
raven534: @Juliamon which is smaller, the !box pool or the box quote pool?
Izhuark: Kurisimusu
Izhuark: Yeah, it was fixed in later version the game i think
Juliamon: raven534 The quote pool
Juliamon: There's 13 box quotes
Fugi: oh noooooo
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Robot_Bones: Wait... That's not how it happened
Fugi: wow can't believe this game lets you cheat
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TacitusVigil: Mario's Time Machine Kappa
Ba_Dum_Tish: Never happened
TehAmelie: we can quit any time
StabsofWar: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @karfsma778
johkmil: You just use some of the Sands of Time
RassilonDND: arbitrary rules, got it
kusinohki: but lawyers?
Izhuark: Can someone quote "The best kind of rules are arbitrary" ?
StabsofWar: lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ
raven534: Are we emptying the phantom hourglass?
Tiber727: Reason and logic are basically arbitrary anyway. Kappa
TehAmelie: wasn't it this one someone said was the only thing that's actually impossible to do with a frog suit?
bowsin_durrows: Reasonable rules are important, but arbitrary rules are even more important.
Dog_of_Myth: I reject your timeline and substitute my own!!
Driosenth: what about rules based on dogma? (the principle, not the movie)
mtvcdm: Look, sometimes if you want a mushroom, you have to put on your frog kigurimi.
Izhuark: @Dog_of_Myth Wait was that from already ? Fate/ ?
Argumentable: I don't think being a venus fire trap would be so bad
kusinohki: what about rules based on dogma? (the movie, not the principle)
RvLeshrac: Time has borne out that the SA Forum Rules are, apparently, the best rules.
Robot_Bones: What about rules based on Dogma? (The movie, not the Principle)
Nigouki: well, Christopher Nolan's new movie is apparently about time rewinding so it seems socially acceptable now
mtvcdm: i want to know how this particular airship remains airborne.
Lord_ZYRK: What about rules based on Dogma the movie and NOT the principle? 🤔
red_shoes_jeff: All hail King Audrey the Second!
Dog_of_Myth: @Izhuark Not sure. Just sounds good
Welbog: lrrHEATHER_SG
Robot_Bones: Dang Kusinohki you're a faster typer than I am
AshBurnem: Beej "tappin' that thing at the right time" Dery
Fugi: I forgot how much i love the aesthetic of the ships/tanks in this game
Laogeodritt: Y'all, in Factorio I've made a wall consisting of a giant train going at 200 km/h. On one hand, it's impassible, unless maybe if you sacrifice enough stuff at once to slow it down to sublethal speed. On the other hand, it's impassible TO ME.
kusinohki: I usually lose the typing race
TheThromborax: 41 lives in Mario 3? is it possible to learn this power?
Dergib: i'm sorry if this has been asked before. Do you know which jack box y'all will be playing tomorrow? Can chat join?
Lord_Hosk: I mean, how does any airship stay in the air... Magic and dreams
mtvcdm: Someone built this and decided 'yep, put that sucker in the sky, it'll be great'.
Fugi: @Laogeodritt sounds like you need circuits to make a crossing
kusinohki: anime physics - any shape is acceptable for an airship/spaceship
Genderi: Presumably chat will be audience
Lord_Hosk: Technically its a fleet
TacitusVigil: I mean, the bolts are literally coming loose. Kappa
Juliamon: Bowser stocked up at the local Ikea Kingdom
Laogeodritt: @kusinohki To be fair, aerodynamics don't matter much for a space ship.
Robot_Bones: Hey, this ship is just a loose screw
bowsin_durrows: I prefer to think of this as all one airship. @Lord_Hosk
Izhuark: Here's Ludwig !
Nigouki: it's just the newfangles Discontinuous Construction(TM)
Tiber727: The designer of this ship must have had a few screws loose.
Lord_Hosk: Its not a airship its a fleet of airships
TheThromborax: :(
TacitusVigil: Ode to Jump
kusinohki: heather is not kind... she doesn't rewind
ContingentCat: heather has her honour
HbombAndFriends: Super Dery Christmas 3
bowsin_durrows: The magic is what makes it one ship rather than a fleet.
Laogeodritt: @Fugi But then stuff can pass while the train is stopped D=
HbombAndFriends: cheerwhal50
cuttlefishman: Did anyone really win kindgom death?
cuttlefishman: or did death win all along?
TehAmelie: thr secret is to realize the turning screws are actually all just traps. there's like, one you need to even touch once
Loonatic93: This ship is nuts!
Welbog: The real Kingdom Death was the friends we made along the way.
GamesAndInk: This is why technology doesn't advance in settings with magic; people are like "Well we can just bolt it together and cast Levitate"
Izhuark: The person who won kindgom deat are the friends we made along the way.
PMAvers: I mean, is there a VOD from last year that can be checked?
johkmil: Who cleared this fleet for air travel?
HbombAndFriends: Not that I know of. I won the $100 gift card to the LRR Store on last year's Boxing Day stream
Izhuark: God dammit Welbog beat me to it :/
LunaCrimsonFuzz: Beej clearly doesn't like the blie nuts
cuttlefishman: Beej, are you secretly Kingdom Death
Welbog: @Izhuark lrrHEATHER_SG
cuttlefishman: if you're Kingdom Death, you need to tell us
LunaCrimsonFuzz: blue*
cuttlefishman: it's the rules
Spluuga: lrrSPOOP_RD
Lord_Hosk: I wont a hearty handshake from Beej, and he NEVER PAID UP
TehAmelie: my little brother's name is Ludvig. Ludwig is his least favorite
Fugi: if you plug controllers into the switch does it still use bluetooth?
novrdd: ui gree
SquareDotCube: I wonder if someone sort of got embarrassed at what they won not realizing what Kingdom Death looks like
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Mox_Hagdorm: lrrBEEJ_RD HahaShrugRight
sombreromunkey: Merry Christmas everyone! its 10am on boxing day for me! hope your day is full of food and family!
swaggytaco: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @ouchouchyoureonmyhair
Fugi: oh i'm a terrible person who never uses airplane mode. planes have enough shielding these days it's fiiiine
Lord_Hosk: Thats a long time putting up with Beej being on your hair
Welbog: HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
Tiber727: @SquareDotCube In that case, the nice thing to do is to tell them to give it away again.
ContingentCat: I'm at that frustrating part of cooking when it smells good but I can't eat it yet
HbombAndFriends: YAY!
mtvcdm: And now we use the warp whistle!
HbombAndFriends: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
Izhuark: All hail the Dwarf king !
azureHaights: Ludwig von Beat-his-ass
zazamost: that king looks like the mel brooks rabbi
EricTheOrange: YO!
kusinohki: land ships - pretty sure that's what they're called
TehAmelie: this level made me think landships should be a thing for 20 years
BishopSansPants: Ay its my landship fuggetaboutit
Lord_Hosk: I think it was Mythbusters that said the reason they do that isnt because the FAA knows that some electronics will interfere its that the testing process takes months and new stuff comes out daily so they cant possibly keep up so IF something comes out they couldnt catch that ONE in testing
azureHaights: Now to go for the 1-up jump chain Kappa
Izhuark: It only go forward
Driosenth: Koopa stole drone tech
ContingentCat: isn't it?
HbombAndFriends: Have a great evening everyone. I'll catch you tomorrow!
BishopSansPants: the landships theyre whattya callem autonomouse
Tiber727: Just go in one of those mole holes.
TheThromborax: they're clock work
Larkit: The moles are piloting it
Drasvin: They made their tanks out of wood
TheThromborax: ever onward
ArmadilloAL: And filled them with Bob-Ombs.
red_shoes_jeff: Not the black ball on the black background?
Lord_Hosk: Cause there were certain PCS phones that caused issues to smaller order planes... but those PCS phones were phases out as were the planes.
mtvcdm: Yeah, why did they make wooden tanks?
TehAmelie: they made the world with a bunch of forts so you could unlock shortcuts for when you get game overs. it's sort of fair
TheThromborax: this level has some arcade, quarter eating sensibilities
Nigouki: i'm pretty sure Q400s are the only profitable thing for Bombardier
TheNerdWonder: So will the Switch reset if you stomp really hard?
Driosenth: Beej, ever had to get on a DC10 and realize just how old it must be
BrowneePoints: I've never flown
Nigouki: they keep trying to make sell their new regional jet but it's not really taking off......
BibitteNoire: Yup, most aircraft manufacturers will do small improvements to increase the longevity of the program
TacitusVigil: Maybe you did millions of years ago and you have thetans in you? Kappa
Drasvin: Odd choice of a ground level cannon on the tank
kusinohki: do you want a save state here?
mtvcdm: I love the shrug. It's very 'Welp, guess I'll die.'
TheThromborax: fuck that guy in particular
ContingentCat: my dad's an aerospace engineer, changing things is often frustratingly difficult so they'll stick with what works for as long as they can
Izhuark: It's weird for me to hear "bombardier" because it litteraly mean bomber in french. So hearing someone "they bought a bomber plane" so casually is very creppy. I get it's a society but still what a name.
Ivalenz_: The Caribbean Islands can have some interesting aircraft for island hopping.
jonnykefka: DC-10/MD-11? Plausible you could have flown on one, if you were flying in the 80s. Terrifying things to pilot, apparently. Known for janky landings.
Lord_Hosk: They have a total of a billion zillion lives they are fine
jessieimproved: So, ppl who have the switch nes/snes sub, worth it? We just got a family Switch for Christmas and I'm thinking of picking it up.
kusinohki: "video games have points, duh"
Juliamon: Points were meant for arcade high scores. Now it's all about the cheevos.
johkmil: There are some janky design choices on these tanks.
SquareDotCube: Mario Bros 3, or "When Mario was so badass he took out an armored column and several airship fleets"
TacitusVigil: But what util can we put on a game to measure fun without points? Kappa
jonnykefka: @jessieimproved yes. Esp. the SNES one. So many amazing games.
virre_: And you hacked the cartridge
ContingentCat: your childhood introduction to nhialism
GamesAndInk: Yeah, it doesn't matter when people find a spot they can just stand and kill bullet bills for 10 hours and max their score
TehAmelie: the bowling ball ejector
ContingentCat: *nihilism
Juliamon: Leaderboards were nice when Nintendo held the PowerFest. I got prizes from that!
mtvcdm: Drop a save?
Shadwhawk: Or seeing a dozen people on the online leaderboards with 4,294,967,295
bazunor: we on pace?
lemanrussrules: The Wizard would have been a more boring movie without points.
JohnPraw: It could have been a race instead.
kusinohki: I'm wondering what everyone is firing at
Fruan: Sea embeded flying boats!
SquareDotCube: And now, to defeat Bowser's navy
TacitusVigil: And now, the Imperial Bowser Navy
TheThromborax: unique amongst levels in this game, that is, I believe, the only one where Mario doesn't really move
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Larkit: It feels like an endurance challenge
mtvcdm: Mario's here! Quick! Fire wildly in all directions!
patrick_stonecrusher: gonna swim?
Dish_KP: But beej, back in the day, the music took up the most memory on the cart.
TacitusVigil: I feel like one ship shooting backward and another forward is a poor naval strategy :P
MrPipboy3000: Those gophers better hope the ship never breaks because they've probably thrown most of their tools overboard at this point.
ShaneLeeAtk: I have never legitimately played this level. I always seem under all the boats.
ArmadilloAL: Why do they even have that cannon?
SquareDotCube: Truth was, Bowser was prepping for Famicom Wars
ShaneLeeAtk: swim under
TheNerdWonder: yep, that was water not lava
mtvcdm: And now, THE HANDS
TehAmelie: the margin for drowing is "really" thin if i recall
Izhuark: Yup, those...
TheThromborax: oh God, have y'all seen that meme about how a jpg of a screenshot from Mario 1 takes up more bites than the whole of the original game?
TheNerdWonder: it's random
ArmadilloAL: It's not speed. It's a straight 50:50.
TacitusVigil: I believe you can but it's super rare and random
mtvcdm: I think the hands are just RNG.
Dish_KP: It's random chance
ShaneLeeAtk: The hands are random.
TStodden: Handtraps are RNG
mtvcdm: It's not speed, it's luck.
TheNerdWonder: yeah, it's total rng per tile whether a hand appears
JohnPraw: nice
Mox_Hagdorm: Channel Points emotes are pretty fun. Shame they only last for 24 hours. lrrBEEJ_SA lrrBEEJ_RD
TehAmelie: it's random, but you can unlock a secret power to control it. if all the speedruns i've seen is any indication
MrPhlip: Given speedrunners keep getting grabbed by the hands, I assume they're unavoidable
TacitusVigil: This level is cheap.
TacitusVigil: Kappa
TheThromborax: p wing this shit
SquareDotCube: and now the air force
TehAmelie: the air cavalry is here
kusinohki: precision formation flying here...
GamesAndInk: At least this autoscroll with the same music is fast and therefore kind of interesitng
sivakrytos: a lineage of jets
JohnPraw: I have always kind of disliked autoscroll levels.
Lord_Hosk: My airships... got jets... Im boba the fett I bounty hunt for jabba hutt to finance my vett
Nocxia: Thanks for the HahaThisisfine @unusuallylargemoth
RassilonDND: jeez i forgot how metal this stage was
kusinohki: "make my mario GROW!"
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TStodden: Can't cloud past hands once triggered
Lord_Hosk: BIG STRAT!
Fugi: dang the fly strat
TheThromborax: best power up. worst ear-feel
kusinohki: but what if she needs the pwing later?? :P
EricTheOrange: your scaring me heather
Feltic: What is this? Super Mario World?
TehAmelie: there's always a bigger bird, or one flying higher anyway
bowsin_durrows: Get him! He's escaping from above!
Laogeodritt: Man, the continuous ringing annoys me in every one of these airship stages
ivansanmu12: eso era para el final
Simonark: This kind of next level Super Mario 3 strats? It's like watching The Wizard.
Lord_Hosk: Nailed the landing right on the pipe too
Mox_Hagdorm: Nice
Drasvin: Good thing the game doesn't overflow the Y when you go off the top of the screen and kill you
ivansanmu12: barbShots barbFired barbFired barbFired
Genderi: 3 hands, unlucky
sivakrytos: yeah gotta blame the controller
Juliamon: !findquote fish jump
LRRbot: Quote #731: "If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!" —James [2015-09-24]
HesGotNoPants: so all that Over the level stuff is ok and this is a classic, but when mass effect andromeda t poses through a level everyone freaks out
kusinohki: momol... what's that?
SquareDotCube: Beej, I wonder if your controller needs conductive foam added to the antenna
Fruan: All praise Momol!
MrPipboy3000: Wait, that was a secret message ... MOMOL ... what can it mean?
mtvcdm: And only now do we proceed to 8-1.
endoforder: my dad works at nintendo lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: The controller was in my eyes. The sun's broken.
Fugi: I do not remember this
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Juliamon: MrPipboy3000 An omen of MOMOLAND
Yhelta: Load "*",8,1
r10pez10: one time my friend's PS1 controller was rattling and we opened it up and there was part of a dorito
Lord_ZYRK: Controller was hungry
EricTheOrange: is it a xbox 360 d-pad, those things suck
Mox_Hagdorm: uh, phrasing
Izhuark: Controller is always hungry
GirlPainting: oh no, girlpaDIE again BibleThump
SquareDotCube: Controller runs on that gamer fuel
Izhuark: There is only one thing stopping the controllers from eating us.
Loonatic93: Well, I should be an adult and do laundry and stuff. Have a wonderful holiday season y'all!
Nigouki: oh yeah, Cori delayed update that at teh start of yesterday's stream
r10pez10: it looks like you're in the middle of something, do you want me to update?
EricTheOrange: I set my updates to when I say so And I just check them on the weekend
Robot_Bones: grabs gun, World *'s haunted
GirlPainting: is mario an undead?
Lord_Hosk: That feels like a mario maker level. where they just throw stuff at you
kusinohki: when you have more items than lives...
TheThromborax: can you transfer lives in this game?
zazamost: Take a break?
Izhuark: Yup, that's world 8 for ya
EricTheOrange: so whats the point of the whistles now?
TehAmelie: no you need L and R buttons for that
Izhuark: @EricTheOrange Nothing
Izhuark: They bring you back to World 8
Izhuark: iirc
mtvcdm: That ghost cheated
GirlPainting: lrrSPOOP girlpaDIE
Argumentable: I like this new world 8 theme
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kusinohki: random conversation - me: "weeping angels, those are the things that only move when you're not looking at them right?" friend: "that's a boo"
TheThromborax: also, anyone else just do the verses level with a sibling? my brother and I used to play 2 player just to beat each other to pieces. this game was the OG Smash Bros
Genderi: There appear to be two dead guns in this level
TheThromborax: *versus level
Lord_ZYRK: TheThromborax my brother usually made me do those even though I didn't want to >_>
Sarah_Serinde: rude
Lord_Hosk: One direction special guests on the beej and heather holiday stream
mtvcdm: So rude
orbitaltuna: whoa, are they finishing sup 3 this time?
iggySPLOSION: @LoadingReadyRun ive just drank the strongest white russian ive ever made, and to your earlier point, i want heather to know she'd look adorable in a sun dress
Izhuark: Oh
Izhuark: This fort
Genderi: What a useless pipe
Izhuark: My nemesis
TheThromborax: @lord_zyrk I'm not going to lie, it was probably mostly like that
TehAmelie: this is the level i always saved a cloud for
RassilonDND: agreed, hearther in a sun dress would look quite cute!
LathosTiran: i think the pipe exists for that exact reason
r10pez10: infinite rewinds, too
Mysticman89: heather sun dress would be great, but consider, beej in a sun dress.
Despoiler98: !fine
Izandai: whoa
Feminine_Desires: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
TungstenThunderbolt: markmcFine
TheThromborax: she's the chosen one
iggySPLOSION: no, heather in a sun dress, beej in a romper
Despoiler98: katesScared
GirlPainting: deccSad
RassilonDND: beej in a kigurumi? or however its spelt
TheThromborax: it's not dead,it's just resting.meme
GirlPainting: left is where the pipe is
Despoiler98: tank!
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TacitusVigil: Mario: World of Tanks Kappa
SquareDotCube: First the army, then the navy, then the air force, now the marines
Despoiler98: who makes sentient artillery rounds thats just cruel
mtvcdm: So if Beej runs out of lives before Heather does, is that just it or does Heather still get to proceed?
Despoiler98: DOH
ArmadilloAL: All of Beej's progress in W8 is reset and he goes back to W8 start. Heather is unaffected.
RoastedGravy: You’ve gone too far, Marty!
RoastedGravy: You’re back in 1989!
Dog_of_Myth: Proceed to cheat step
rogerivany: The original bullet hell game?
Lord_Hosk: If beej dies all his deaths before Heather, clearly heather gets all his stuff thats how the law works
Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah
GirlPainting: move to cheat step!
TehAmelie: the fort Beej skipped is locking Heather's way
LathosTiran: yellow pipe to white pipe
Izandai: MOMOL
Izhuark: This castle is a real pain
Trina_J: Wait... is this how Beej doesn't remember those 'hits' in road quest? Someone did a cheat step and only the car remembers?
rrtycoon2: can't doors be hammered?
TStodden: Warping will Reset the world, for better & WORSE
Izandai: Oh jesus, yeah that's miserable.
RomanGoro: What an awful level
EricTheOrange: I really like the bowser fight theme in this game, shame i so rarely hear it.
Izhuark: Waffled
Lord_Hosk: YOU CAN DO IT!
GirlPainting: is this the dark souls of platformers? ^^
Trina_J: @girlpainting I think that honor goes to Super Mario lost worlds.
Izhuark: @GirlPainting I think Mario 2 is the dark souls of classic marios.
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patbaer: Happy Holidays Heather and Beej!
Lord_Hosk: Damn!
Izandai: Fuck that jump.
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Lord_Hosk: You can do it Heather! Chat believes in you!
GirlPainting: Izhuark but mario 2 war suposed to be a totaly different game and they just changed the main chars to mario luigi, toad and peach
Hotrob_McAwesometon: I just want to say.... y'all are such wonderful people. in chat and out <3
r10pez10: spicy
Izhuark: @GirlPainting That's why i said Mario 2 and not doki doki panic. The lost level is just a weird name for the American release.
GirlPainting: fair enough
Izandai: oh heck
mtvcdm: Go get 'em Beej!
Izandai: One try?
ghostvalv: :)
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls
TehAmelie: i can almost feel the excitement!
TehAmelie: oops
iris_of_ether: VoteYea VoteYea VoteYea
patbaer: REWIND
mtvcdm: I mean sure, we're committed now.
TheThromborax: so I just got a switch today and, damn, joycons suck on their own. maybe I just have huge hands but they are SO tiny
Izhuark: Using the rewind on the final boss feels bad...
TheThromborax: disagree!
r10pez10: timer stops on final input, remember
mtvcdm: The frame-perfect trick!
Nigouki: eh, it's been a very long stream already
noSmokeFire: Kingu Crimsonu
RassilonDND: poor bowser is getting beat up by a time traveler
Nigouki: plus they make their own rewind rules
LathosTiran: iirc only the top of him has a damge effect
swaggytaco: i have huge hands as well, it sucked at first but eventually i got used to them
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, hitboxes.
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:09:14.
aitsu100: elfYay
Welbog: Niiiicice
iris_of_ether: GivePLZ lrrSPOOP_TK TakeNRG lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: And stock the clock.
mtvcdm: stop
MrPhlip: So, new PB?
Izandai: These old games were designed to be brutally difficult so you would spend more time on them. I say using rewind is just leveling the playing field.
TheThromborax: Bowser! I've come to bargain!
ghostvalv: :d
TStodden: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrBEEJ_RD
Lord_Hosk: And the victory goes to... REWIND
Trina_J: Get used to bottomless voids, Bowser. When it gets to Super Mario 64, you're going to be spending a lot of time there.
ghostvalv: :D
Izandai: @TheThromborax katesLol
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheNerdWonder: I'm sorry Beej, but your Heather is in another castle
GirlPainting: Thia is the way!
MrPipboy3000: So is Mario the Prince of Persia?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Welbog: Toki wo tomare
mtvcdm: Bye bye.
TacitusVigil: So endeth the play.
kamelion84: katesWat
r10pez10: now we thank the players!
PMAvers: I assume the Bye Bye was for the audience.
RomanGoro: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:10:16.
patrick_stonecrusher: I couldn't beat this game without GameGenie, so don't feel bad
RassilonDND: mario got the sands of time dagger during a mario party
GirlPainting: thats it?
RomanGoro: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 12:12:30. lrrSPOT
TheThromborax: run it back?
TehAmelie: the very slow and totally even speed of her speech really sells it
TacitusVigil: And now, the Second Quest.
raven534: This was a pretty short Play It Forward
RassilonDND: and now luigi's quest?
kusinohki: now sm2
Crad0k: RassilonDND he got it during mario/rabbids, he snuck into the ubi office and took it
TehAmelie: the. princess. is. in. another.castle. just. kidding. ha. ha. ha. bye. bye.
Nigouki: so much pyrotechnics for a stage play.....
Trina_J: Super Luigi Bros 3... heya, wait. Where you going, players?
GirlPainting: now dark souls 3 no hit SL 1 speedrun? ^^
ArcOfTheConclave: doki doki hype?
Izandai: Is this actually a stage play? Or is did the devs just go with this aesthetic for reasons?
Simonark: AS opposed to the RPG Darklands?
mtvcdm: Thend
TheThromborax: play versus!
virre_: Izandai This is a play
RassilonDND: oh right the prince of persia is now owned by ubisoft! Thanks @Crad0k
TStodden: If you play now, BOTH of you get full p-wings
Simonark: Nick Fury and Mario have a chat
TheThromborax: fight !
Eclipseon: Nick Fury comes up to Mario and asks him if he wants to join the Avenger's Initiative
MrPhlip: Stinger to set up the Mario Cinematic Universe
Lord_ZYRK: Curtain comes back up to reveal Thanos MiniK
TehAmelie: Shiggy's games tend to end on a screen you can't even press start to exit
azureHaights: Stinger, Beej? What do you think this is, LRR? lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: Samus shows up and asks us to join the Smash Bros Initiative
kusinohki: "I'm BATMAN" "I'm a-MARIO!"
TehAmelie: oh my
Feminine_Desires: check out that supposedely really good rpg
TheThromborax: fight fight fight
Izhuark: The first game of kirby super star for the SNES is pretty short
Zalbaag: There is new game +
Hotrob_McAwesometon: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 12:26:44. lrrSPOT
Lord_Hosk: Give away a copy of Techmo bowl
SquareDotCube: Time for hockey?
Izandai: Ice Climber?
Tiber727: @TacitusVigil No, Samus is the Iron Man analogue.
TStodden: Pro Wrestling?
Despoiler98: Contra!
stevestein: Play it again!
Driosenth: lost levels
Izhuark: it might still be a bit long.
raven534: Kid Icarus?
Simonark: What is Star Soldier?
TheThromborax: Kirby golf? SNES
TacitusVigil: @Tiber727 Good point. Who is Nick Fury then?
Trina_J: Ghosts and Goblins could be a contender for dark souls of the NES era.
Nigouki: NES has a freakishly long life
Despoiler98: Street Fighter!
SquareDotCube: Vice: Project Doom? what an awkward choice
GirlPainting: F-Zero PLZ
r10pez10: that was a great stream
iris_of_ether: It's a mix of mini-games and actual slightly longer games
EricTheOrange: naw 4 of the 8 games are full fledged games
Despoiler98: F-zero could be quick'
TStodden: Kirby Superstar supports 2P in most games
Izandai: I thought Kirby Super Star had a proper campaign, albiet a short one.
jonnykefka: Yeah half of super star is basically a full kirby game
Fugi: I love this game so much, big childhood game
control_rig: My son and I are playing through this now. It's his first game
Izhuark: Yeah superstar is a wonderful co-op game
r10pez10: the letters have the same colour as the google letters, coincidence?
TacitusVigil: @control_rig Aww, that's sweet.
Tiber727: @TacitusVigil Olimar, because he runs a large organization.
Robot_Bones: no time like the Present Kappa. Three more hours, Three more hours
control_rig: It's aged super well
iris_of_ether: It's like a color version of Dreamland, plus a longer treasure hunting game, and a game that's more...sidescroller/fighting against a large bird thing?
Tiber727: Also, because it amuses me.
Feminine_Desires: I can't get over how floaty mario controls are.
TacitusVigil: @Tiber727 Hmm, ok. I assume Link is the Thor analogue?
mozdoc: This game was Yoshi's first apparance too!
raven534: Three more hours, three more houses?
TehAmelie: the speedrun record for this game is about 11 minutes, sure you can do it in like 15
mtvcdm: And note just in the intro screen, so many of the basic mechanics.
TacitusVigil: @Tiber727 Donkey Kong is Hulk?
TheThromborax: nothing worse than 97 %ing this game ...
Tiber727: @TacitusVigil Nah, Mario is the Thor analogue. Link is Hawkeye
kusinohki: wouldn't kid icarus be thor? or hawkeye?
TacitusVigil: @Tiber727 Hammer suit Mario? :D
Izandai: @Tiber727 I would say Mario is Captain America.
Tiber727: Okay, Mario being Capt. fits.
Larkit: Ok Boomer
TacitusVigil: Although Link has the shield
Feminine_Desires: I love yoshi's island!
virre_: I played through Aladin for SNES by skipping school and going to a store that had a demo machine. It's not optimal.
Crad0k: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aitsu100: babysitter the game
SketchyDetails: super mario world STILL looks amazing
ArcOfTheConclave: the original death stranding
Crad0k: this is the worst mario game
Trina_J: 11 minutes? Sure you finished it, but did you even enjoy it?
TheThromborax: FX CHIP 2 FOREVER
Izandai: @TacitusVigil He doesn't throw it though.
Tantusar: Hello and welcome to Talking Simulator!
SketchyDetails: Is SMRPG on switch yet?
control_rig: The graphics and music are superb in Yoshi's Island
GirlPainting: quick mario kart?
mtvcdm: Who else just touched Fuzzy and got dizzy for a long, long time and forgot about the level?
TacitusVigil: @Izandai I mean, he *could*....but fair :D
r10pez10: thanks for the christmas stream
Tiber727: Link could also be Ant Man, because he has changed size and travelled through time.
kusinohki: eat present, open food...
SAJewers: iirc there's a rom hack out there to remove the crying sound
RomanGoro: Thanks so much for the stream
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (16:54 from now).
Nigouki: christmas is for food
Lord_Hosk: Thank you for sharing all this time with us it was incredibly generous of you.
Izandai: @TacitusVigil BOTW 2 lets you throw your shield, calling it now.
kamelion84: thx for the stream
control_rig: I WISH they would put SMRPG on
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
DoodlestheGreat: Well, thank you for the stream today. Will you be around for Boxing Day tomorrow?
TacitusVigil: @Izandai :D
Juliamon: I have more memories of watching raocow's Yoshi's Island LPs than actually playing it myself
frogomb: go back to super soccer. is young Donald Trump the goalie?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming
a_name0: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:17:41.
SquareDotCube: so whenever they secure the rights
TacitusVigil: @Izandai He *is* sometimes connected to the knights of Hyrule. That's sort of like being a Captain of America Kappa
mtvcdm: !patreon
BishopSansPants: Happy Merry y'all! Thanks for the stream, you deserve some time to yourselves. :)
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TehAmelie: it was fun!
iris_of_ether: Merry Christmas!
noSmokeFire: o/
Welbog: Have a good night!
mtvcdm: !discord
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aitsu100: have a great night
Ivalenz_: THANK YOU!
Dish_KP: Merry Christmas!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
NotCainNorAbel: thank you
sithenin: Night
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm glad I got home in time to see the end.
Izhuark: Bye, thank you to you two !
mtvcdm: !team
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frogomb: ty!
Fugi: thanks for streaming!!
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream. Merry Christmas!
Izandai: @TacitusVigil It's not entirely dissimilar.
TacitusVigil: @Izandai Plus he keeps showing up in future timelines :P
Trina_J: I wonder if LRR will eventually do a parody magic turn steps for opening holiday gifts.
TheFinalVillain: Thanks for the stream, was lovely to spend some of Christmas day with you two!
Juliamon: Thank you for streaming! It was lovely and chill.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
mtvcdm: !store
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Saintnex: Thanks for the stream!
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Robot_Bones: Krillmus!
xantos69: Thanks for being here!
patrick_stonecrusher: HahaLean HahaLean HahaLean
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: thanks for streaming helped pass a lonely day
rogerivany: Merry Xmas Heather and Beej.
iris_of_ether: Heather MVP
raven534: Merry Chrysler!
SquareDotCube: Merry Christmas Heather and Beej! Kind of wish I could attend the Boxing Day stream but work tomorrow
Izandai: @TacitusVigil Frozen in arctic ice, healing up in a stasis pod, same thing basically.
control_rig: Merry Christmas! Thanks for the stream.
Lord_Hosk: Hey Chat, thank you for being amazing you are all lovely people and you made my year worth yearing.
TacitusVigil: @Izandai Or frozen in the Temple of Time :D
revjakenash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
revjakenash: Yeet
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TheNerdWonder: that's for Boxing Day
Izhuark: you're great too heather <3
RassilonDND: oh winter/fall replacement of anoani?
Izandai: @TacitusVigil That too.
raven534: Hey mods, can we rename the holiday Chatsmas?
Simonark: Thank you for doing this! Happy Night Before Boxing Day!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yaaay
Robot_Bones: Gotta save the Prime content for tomorrow
ghostvalv: thanks for the stream. merry christmas woo.
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TacitusVigil: This was a great stream, thank you both so much. Chat too.
Fugi: looking forward to it!
lirazel64: Merry Christmas!
TehAmelie: tobletone: a lifetime on the lips
Dish_KP: guys, I gotta go, but you rock! thanks for the fun
Laogeodritt: Thank y'all for the stream! And thanks for being chat, chat!
James_LRR: Just got here. Let’s play some Mario
Izandai: Dammit James...
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 13:20:24. lrrSPOT
Izhuark: tahh's a lot of mont
mtvcdm: You can come play it if you want.
Xafty: ill be honest, any stream with Beej is my favorite stream. i miss matters of import for that reason
Robot_Bones: Sure, when you streaming james?
TacitusVigil: 24 Hour James Mario stream confirmed.
Nigouki: is James actually any good at Mario? Kappa
mtvcdm: !roadquest
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Laogeodritt: Moar bonus stream! Now with infinity% more James!
raven534: So glad to have found a community of such lovely & accepting people! TransgenderPride NonBinaryPride AsexualPride GayPride
James_LRR: I am quite some number of hours away from Victoria.
TacitusVigil: Merry Christmas @James_LRR
ContingentCat: !discord
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aitsu100: how yeah Beej has a suspend point so you can start at the end of the game James
Dog_of_Myth: @James_LRR But do you have hot chocolate?
Izhuark: We did this ? You did this !
Xafty: james can experiance all the endings!
PharaohBender27: Got my thank-you card the other day! And let me say, THANK YOU, LRR!
James_LRR: Wait. What’s round about it? They give us money, we then give ourselves that money. That’s pretty straight forward.
TStodden: !patreon
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PharaohBender27: You do good work!
NotCainNorAbel: I love my new card
BibitteNoire: The card is awesome
RassilonDND: oh reminder, might be a good idea to windows update the streaming computer so it doesnt reset during the boxing day stream?
SkylerRingtail: It was a nice Christmas surprise, thank you ^^
yttylermcquaid: I Follow You, And Plus I See The 1939 Movie "The Wizard of Oz" Today (Dec 25th 2019)
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (16:49 from now).
PMAvers: It's a stream where Adam punches out James
red_shoes_jeff: Get your gloves ready!
mtvcdm: I have Heather by 2nd round TKO
TacitusVigil: It celebrates the birth of Mohammed Ali
James_LRR: Wooooooooo
Kaszoski: You box people
Izandai: Wii Sports Boxing
aitsu100: wake up early and BUY BUY BUY
James_LRR: BOXING DAY! (ノ•_•)ノ︵┻━┻
Lord_ZYRK: Boxlrrng Day 🤔
CanPlayGames: I don't have wikipedia
ghostvalv: 24hr Mike Tyson Punchout?
Simonark: I mean, I have Wikipedia, and am from Canada and know?
raven534: After Boxing Day is Wrestling Time
TacitusVigil: That's what that one episode of MASH told me.
Bladinus: it's a shopping holiday according to your sketch :)
Dog_of_Myth: Merry Christmas Heather and Beej and chat
PharaohBender27: Going to miss it due to working . . . unless I can sneak in a second on lunch break or something
Nigouki: Boxing Day used to be discount day before Black Friday crawled its way up here
Tiber727: So it's Saturnalia?
Izandai: 12 hour Wii Sports Boxing stream.
rogerivany: It's when you box up all your unwanted gifts and return them.
DarkMorford: Happy holidays, Beej and Heather! It's been wonderful spending another year with you all!
James_LRR: Woooo. Capitalism?
korvys: That is also true in Australia and NZ, and I assume the rest of the Commonwealth
Mox_Hagdorm: Canadian/Hobbit Second Christmas!
TehAmelie: there's some theories about where boxing day came from but they all resolve around people with servants being nice to their servants
PMAvers: Capitalism, HO!
TacitusVigil: The Best of Both Worlds (Part II)
Laogeodritt: Yeah, I'm avoiding stores tomorrow (except groceries). LRR boxing day stream, yay!
rogerivany: Except Newfoundland when everything is closed still.
PharaohBender27: And I've no clue if my work internet can handle Twitch :P
Izandai: Please be kind to retail workers.
Xafty: we all miss james, its been so difference since the accident
lirazel64: BUY CHEAP STUFF!
RTWarner: So tempting to go spend money I don't have on computer junk
RTWarner: That I don't need
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Boxing Day Stream (Join the crew for food, drinks, chats, games and prizes.) at Thu 11:30 AM PST (16:47 from now).
CodesFromHome: can americans buy cheap healthcare on boxing day?
mtvcdm: !youtube
LRRbot: You can find LRR's non-MtG vods at http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive , and all MtG vods and other MtG content at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . For non-stream videos, the main channel is http://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun
mtvcdm: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/2019schedule for a Google Calendar version.
liphttam1: I missed all the gameplay I got here like 10 minutes ago. But this has been fun.
red_shoes_jeff: All-Day Fitness Boxing Stream?
RTWarner: @CodesFromHome no but maybe nov 6
Izhuark: Thank you heather !
Nigouki: Merry Food and Presents! Thanks for the Stream! lrrHEART
Lord_Hosk: You wont believe what happens at 34 minutes into the Cameron and Ian Christmas
Izandai: I am concern
korvys: That ending... I could barely breath
ContingentCat: ooo special endings
Crad0k: oh, hey, heather got her braces off?
Juliamon: That LRL's episode title is inspired, by the way
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: and heather can't eat chat
Fugi: Chat go leave so that Heather can leave
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Simonark: You create this nuanced puzzles for us, and we love you for it! Eat and be merry.
RassilonDND: heater will eat, regardless of whom it might be
aitsu100: leave us and be healthy
Izhuark: Heather can't live on mapple syrup cheerios
Izandai: @Crad0k The teeth have been released on probation.
TehAmelie: Loading Ready Live is: this twitch channel, the Youtube channel where it's archived, and the variety show that's broadcast here and not archived there
Izhuark: see you !
ghostvalv: lrrHEART
Laogeodritt: Enjoy fooding, y'all. <3 And bye chat!
ArcOfTheConclave: Boxidus hype!
LlewellynZ: HahaSleep
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bye
corpocracy: Merry Christmas!
TStodden: Thank you for the stream. It kept my mind off worrying about my father.
PharaohBender27: Merry Christmas, and good night, lrrHEATHER_SA and lrrBEEEJ_SA !
red_shoes_jeff: A Twitch In TIME!
RassilonDND: weird, anyone else as of late getting stream looping at the end of streams?
BibitteNoire: Merry Christmas to everyone
Laogeodritt: @TStodden =< Wishing your father well!
Trina_J: This is what happens when you play with the time magics!
Laogeodritt: @RassilonDND Yeah, Twitch has been doing that loads for me
Juliamon: The Twitch time paradox bug is a known issue.
nartin9: what is going on?
TStodden: He's on the mend, but it was a bit touch & go over the past day.
nartin9: screen is black
Juliamon: nartin9 Just ended
raven534: I'm getting Rhythm Cafe labeled as Shenmue for most recent video
nartin9: anyone want to watch someone play sonic unleashed?
RassilonDND: oh, curious if people have been watching the Theros spoilers
RassilonDND: they announce Gary reprint
Simonark: Gary will save us all.
Juliamon: Gary finally getting the rarity upgrade he deserves.
Izhuark: Garry will doom us all
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TacitusVigil: Gary has upgraded to Garold.
Juliamon: Our boy... is back in town.
RassilonDND: I am sad gary got a promotion, means we see less of him
Izhuark: I mean, you really don't want him at common for limited
RassilonDND: I remember being able to draft 4=8 of our boy early on in theroes draft
tehlordofelves: Thanks for the HahaGoose @karfsma778
Izhuark: It was a mistake
RassilonDND: It was fine in limited. If you are running a ton of 5 mana spells in limited, it a riks
RassilonDND: *risk
Izhuark: 4 5 mana spell in limited is okay and theros was a relatively slow format from what i got.
RassilonDND: Gary usually hit the board with devotion being 5 or less
RassilonDND: Though I love gary's new art
Izhuark: If it hit for 4+ it's already pretty good
RassilonDND: hes carrying so much gold, he can leave behind a sack!
Dergib: even gary for 3 wasn't bad
Izhuark: Yeah, it's a 6 life point swing on a decent body, it's way more power level than a common should have.
Izhuark: and that's the floor
Dergib: the floor would be 2 actually. lol
Izhuark: Well if you can't have 3 devotion when you play him, why are you playing him x)
Izhuark: but yeah you are right.
Dergib: to power up the next one
Izhuark: Fair, since it was a common.
RassilonDND: the minimum you can gary for is 2
RassilonDND: it counts itself
RassilonDND: but our boy is back
RassilonDND: and im getting a playset of foils
RassilonDND: since it will look AMAZING
RassilonDND: and then play it in a pauper deck
Izhuark: Sure go nuts, live your best life :)
Izhuark: The implication for standard are just not good though. Unless they put some big conterplay to it mono black aggro will be a real threat in the next metagame.
Dergib: i am way more interested in the RG god
Izhuark: Rg god seems sweet
RassilonDND: Hard to speculate on standard with only a fraction of theroes spoiled
Izhuark: don't feel RG even though it's in the colour pie at all but it's very sweet
Dergib: seems like it could be good in modern cuz fetch
Izhuark: @RassilonDND Ayara, Witch's familiar, Spawn of mayhem... And the list goes on. Unless they print some crazy hate card the shell is already strong enough to predict it will be a tier 1 deck with gay.
Izhuark: gary*
Dergib: also being any gy is huge