Metric_Furlong: Gungrave, for instance, is turning out to be surprisingly solid - particularly given it's ostensibly an adaptiation of an early PS2 third-person shooter
Metric_Furlong: (which I don't think I'd have been able to work-out just from watching it, honestly)
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (9m from now).
RassilonDND: sup chat
Metric_Furlong there, keeping-up with only the most current shows Kappa
Metric_Furlong: hey RassilonDND
Metric_Furlong: just some light pre-stream talk about those Japanimes, what the kids are into
RassilonDND: hey @metric_furlong
RassilonDND: I assume most of us are here for the pre pre r reveal
RassilonDND: japanime? is that the ones where you look at a bunch of zoetropes sequentially
bvorhies: There’s magic tonight ?
TehAmelie: i'm just always here
bvorhies: What’s being played ?
RassilonDND: it's on #soon
Feminine_Desires: Back draft
Earthenone: masters set backdraft
bvorhies: What’s backdraft?
RassilonDND: masters backdraft as defined by vote
Earthenone: try and draft the worst pile you can and make others play it
Proudboar: New-ish to LRR. Definitely new to the live streams. When does the FNPF stuff usually start?
Feminine_Desires: Where you draft a real bad deck, and give it to someone else to play
Earthenone: 7 ish minutes
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (6m from now).
Proudboar: Neat. So just in time
Metric_Furlong: RassilonDND yes, it's remarkably advanced technology. I almost fell off my penny-farthing when I first saw it
Earthenone: from what i remember you get points for when you win, and points for when the deck you built loses
stateofcomatose: @Proudboar Welcome!
Metric_Furlong: Proudboar about 10 minutes from now
RassilonDND: preposterous. what's next? lead free plumbing? I tell you, zepplin travel will be the transport of the future!
TehAmelie: Discord is a weird place
TehAmelie: out of nowhere, it suggests Alan Tudyk will be a guest at the PPR
RassilonDND: I hope the stream starts with beej showing up just in time with Cameron for the stream
TehAmelie: i really want to see how that rumor shakes out
Izhuark: Alan Tudyk ?
Earthenone: well guest list will probobly drop at the top of the hour
Feminine_Desires: It's not a rumor, is a desire.
Earthenone: so you will know soon
RassilonDND: the guy from Firefly and frozen?
tetelande: wheelerY wheelerT
dingle_hxpper: I mean Alan Tudyk did play magic with Felicia Day in an episode of Spellslingers on Geek & Sundry?
TehAmelie: yep
Feminine_Desires: People were speculating on which celebrity that plays magic that they wanted to be on the PPR.
Metric_Furlong: back drafts are one thing I'd have liked to see get picked-up by digital CCGs a bit, but they generally didn't
TehAmelie: i had a dream where i saw him naked. Nathan Fillion too. it was for some charity function at some museum
TheDoomRhombus: lrrBEEEJ_SA
RassilonDND: I would love to have a ppr where it's just random people from critical role.
Izhuark: I mean, speculating about ppr guests is not really interesting to me at least...
Metric_Furlong: (only game I know of that did get something like it was Shadowverse, although I didn't get much of an opportunity to try that mode)
Izhuark: There are little way to know and it don't change that much unless you are a fan of this particular person.
RassilonDND: man, that's definitely a start to an a03 fanfic @tehamelie
Izhuark: Plus it's announced really early.
Metric_Furlong: just remember: PPR is pronounced 'peeper'
TehAmelie: i wonder where it would go
RassilonDND: I pronounce it 'peepee arrrr' and I'm keeping it that way!
TehAmelie: Tudyk does play basically himself in Con Man so it could count as fanfiction from that show i guess. . .
Earthenone: i do not really follow magic stuff. or stuff in general, i am genualy suprised if i recognize 1 guest a set
Izhuark: I pronounce it peepee R. Like most people I think...
Feminine_Desires: HAH. peepee.
Izhuark: I know right ? :D
Porsgaard81: Hello.
Izhuark: hello !
Metric_Furlong: hello Porsgaard
TehAmelie: g'day
RassilonDND: still, I would love to see a cross channel event like critical role vs lrr at one of these PPR
RassilonDND: ni hao porsgaard
Titan457: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
Earthenone: i could see them doing that, but not for a PPR
Izhuark: There was a bit of that in the Battlebond PPR were each team had a theme.
djalternative: any news on the poll?
Metric_Furlong: I don't think there has been?
simriel: Hey all
Metric_Furlong: hey simriel
Earthenone: pprs need diverse guests for more new eyes on the event
myrddinthewizard: Hello!
Izhuark: hello !
Titan457: Hi simiriel
Earthenone: so wouldent really work for a stable v stable match
rybackgaming: sup nerds?
andergriff: this is my first time being on time for this
myrddinthewizard: Welcome @andergriff
andergriff: thank you
Metric_Furlong: title change
ARandomPlatypus: how is everyone tonight?
RassilonDND: lol critical role showdown maybe on a dice friends stream theb
djalternative: it helps that the lrr schedule is usually a soft schedule
hd_dabnado: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (3m ago).
Metric_Furlong: ARandomPlatypus insomnia'd, apparently
RassilonDND: it can always be better!
hd_dabnado: oh, I was checking the time because I thought it was in an hour
hd_dabnado: lucky me
Angreed66: Time to watch 6 sets of 5 color pile decks.
djalternative: lucky you indeed
simriel: Tonight is gonna get WEIRD
Porsgaard81: Last Friday they were very late...
Titan457: What’s happening tonight?
TehAmelie: they're not really gonna try to build losing decks, right?
fuzzy_died: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
Earthenone: Friday Night Paper Fight || 6 Player Masters Backdraft
TehAmelie: right?
fuzzy_died: Woo didn't miss it
RassilonDND: I've always wondered if backdraft would be better if you had to draft from 6 packs instead of 3
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: I mean, it's the idea of backdrafting....
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WolfgangCloud: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Ubiki: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Porsgaard81: Commercial!
mechmagic: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bakufreak: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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stateofcomatose: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ARandomPlatypus: lrrSIGNAL_HF lrrSIGNAL_HF lrrSIGNAL_HF
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Vaygrim: HahaPoint
CorruptDropbear: lrrSIGNAL WE GOT MOVIE SIGN lrrSIGNAL
simriel: Do we have a player list?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for FRIDAY NIGHT PAPER FIGHT! | We’re doing a Master Set BACKDRAFT... | Tune in to help us choose which set! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EM1e65GU0AUIF-P.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1210728251443646465
Titan457: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
YawnLance: lrrSIGNAL benginHype lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: 6 is probobly overkill. since that would basicly be a sealed. but 4 might make it better
TehAmelie: can i make dinner in 2 minutes?
mechmagic: lrrSIGNAL_SG
CardinalJobber: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
simriel: @TehAmelie Noodles?
djalternative: I wonder if they are going to do only 1 masters or a mix and match
Earthenone: depends on what you eat i suppose
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Mal2mad: lrrSIGNAL_SA
RassilonDND: did anyone else lose signal?
Porsgaard81: Can a sandwich be made in 2 minutes?
ARandomPlatypus: So are there any rules to Backdrafts, or can you theoretically just grab random cards from the pack?
djalternative: no lost signal here
Mal2mad: lrrSIGNAL_SA lrrSIGNAL_SA lrrSIGNAL_SA lrrSIGNAL_SA lrrSIGNAL_SA
Titan457: Depends how much is on the sandwich
fuzzy_died: Signal strong
fallen2108: Backdraft?
Porsgaard81: A thin sandwich...
eternalaje: hot pants
dabomb1313: PogChamp
CardinalJobber: A PBJ Sandwich can be made in two minutes.
Titan457: Sure
lirazel64: We're here!
Earthenone: you can grab random cards, but choosing cards you know dont work in the pool you are making would be "better"
SilentOptimist: HahaGoose
djalternative: draft the worst deck possible and pass it off
Angreed66: To be clear are the players building the final deck or are the drafters finalizing the list?
monosceros: @Porsgaard81 just slice a loaf in half and stick some lrrHAM in there
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Quillzink: Gotta watch on mute but WHY THE HELL NOT.
wynternyghtynggale: <3 could really use this tonight found out a got demoted back to a regular employee and no one told me
Aarek: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Porsgaard81: @monosceros Easy :)
Earthenone: players are building decks out of a 45 card "pool" given to them by drafters
CardinalJobber: @wynternyghtynggale That sucks. :(
mastershake29x: @Angreed66 the players playing the deck build it
lirazel64: @wynternyghtynggale Arghh!
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sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
fuzzy_died: @wynternyghtynggale Sorry to hear that. Hope everything is good
Angreed66: Thanks for the clarification.
SacrificialToast: backdraft?
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Quillzink: Very rarely do I get to watch live, thank god for being on vacation.
ninjim84: sorry to hear that @wynternyghtynggale
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Stoffern: lrrGOAT_SG
RassilonDND: I still say a larger pool of backdraft cards would be better. *anime pout face*
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InsaneMuadib: I honestly don't remember this being 19 months... thanks for the time bending funnies.
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Simonark: The theme from Backdraft became the theme music for Iron Chef.
djalternative: @wynternyghtynggale fuck them
lirazel64: HahaBall
alterius913: HYPE!
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MrMajorChris: first I've been to a FNPF live pogg
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: Thanks for the HahaHide @tithegha
wynternyghtynggale: thanks everyone <3 just depressing to see the new year schedule and you are no longer on the manager one but the regular on instead
MrMajorChris: HahaCat
Gascitygaming: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @heinzes_
Izhuark: thanks for Haha2020 @androidindisguise
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Gulleko: I'm here in time, woo!
CorruptDropbear: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
myrddinthewizard: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SA This is my favorite series of emotes.
djalternative: @wynternyghtynggale again. fuck them
RassilonDND: slytqIrene lrrCHKN
TheDoomRhombus: Thanks for the HahaHide @heinzes_
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Anubix_007: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ChargingFerret: lrrSIGNAL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi LRR hi chat. YES i'm not late
OrcaIguana: jocatGlad jocatGlad jocatGlad jocatGlad
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Aarek: @myrddinthewizard the reindeer dots are super good
dangerous_safety: lrrFRUMP_RD
Nameless_Sword: Time to fight.... well draft first, then FIGHT
Mal2mad: bloojWave bloojWave bloojWave bloojWave
SydPreviouslyHeadache: backdraft still sounds like something without good people, would be awful, but this should be amazing
Flyingdelorion: HeyGuys <3
InsertUserHere_: I don't often catch these live, so woo
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wynternyghtynggale: @djalternative yeah I'm thinking the same I love my store but I might start job hunting
Tantusar: MAWP
atrociouslyambisinister: *Shulk voice* BACKDRAFT!
embyrr922: Was the music weirdly distorted for anyone else?
ArcOfTheConclave: masters chaos draft?
frozenphoenix7: Ooooh UMA
myrddinthewizard: I know right. lrrDOTS_RD
simriel: I was kinda hoping for Wheeler to have to suffer this :P
hd_dabnado: lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA lrrSPOT_SA
coelopteryx: hands are inherently powerful no matter what shape you make with them
InsertUserHere_: PowerUpL lrrBEEJ PowerUpR
dangerous_safety: lrrFRUMP_RD lrrFRUMP_RD lrrFRUMP_RD
Smoke108: Hands: The Hands of Hands
RassilonDND: I see beej arrived in time to pick up cam
Mal2mad: BACKdraft
bwk789: dag whos on theros ppr?
KoalaMeatPie : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flyingdelorion: Thanx for the HahaDreidel @koalameatpie
ARandomPlatypus: Backdraft, but you intentionally draft good cards
bwk789: came slightly late
monosceros: lrrADAM PowerUpR
Izhuark: Hum... Ultimate masters or modern horizon ?
lirazel64: Oh DEAR....
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Aarek: seabatBRAIN lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrJUDGE lrrGRAHAM benginDab
sgowell: sergeOffByOne
RatherWT: OH HELL
Diabore: 6 5 colour piles
maxx7575mtg: Hey LRR, I can stay on twitch for a little tonight everyone do well in draft.
AliasV: sounds awesome lol
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun what are you planning on setting on fire to create a backdraft inside the moonbase?
Trymantha: or 1 of each?
Ubiki: could you randomly get your own pile?
ninjim84: @bwk789 think they will announce that today
flatluigi: one of each! one of each!
NeuterCommuter: Or how about one of each?
CardinalJobber: One pack of each, clearly
loki_lxix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Tonight we're back drafting a Masters Set. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (10m ago).
Sortaz: all of em1
Nameless_Sword: We get to choose?!
Ancient_Chaos: One of each
Lady_Meh: one of each
ChargingFerret: one of each
SacrificialToast: I don't know the difference between any of them :P
RassilonDND: wait the poll is still going to go up?
virre_: auch burn
Comrademik: one of each would be rad
ShotGunShelz7: One of each of course
atrociouslyambisinister: Mix plz
Someonenonotyou: one of each
xixyz: each round should be a pack from a different set rooHappy
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Titan457: Why not all 3?
Heborik: Morning :F
Heborik: :D
Mindfire13: One of each
Comrademik: makes it harder to get the archetypes
xanderhunter: Or call me crazy, one of each
eharber1: uma
kband04: UMA
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ChargingFerret: chat knows what to do: one of each
MrMajorChris: not one of each! don't waste such value on backdraft!
Comrademik: even accidentally
InsertUserHere_: lrrSPOOP_TK
FlameI7: MH1
atrociouslyambisinister: Mixing them would enable even worse decks lrrBEEJ
OrcaIguana: Modern horizon has more garbage commons, so that
James_LRR: Auto complete. Get off my back! (ノ•_•)ノ︵┻━┻
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dragoon3zero: the one in the middle
Smoke108: UMU What's this
Storm297: Thanks for the HahaDoge @transpunkarchmage
frankscx: porque no los tres?
cardboardhorde: Mix 'em!
Earthenone: pride51
ARandomPlatypus: One of each, or Horizons if only one is allowed
Porsgaard81: A *lot* of wasted value is going to be going on today.
Angreed66: graveyard,snow, or nostalgia masters
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Anubix_007: Thanks for the HahaPoint @xanderhunter
UrbanSamurai_22: Just ordered my Ur dragon deck last night and it shipped today
sgowell: One set. Make it “fair” garbage :)
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myrddinthewizard: Thanks for the HahaBall @yikkity
Kazman20a: Thanks for the HahaBall @theambivalentagender
InsertUserHere_: Is the poll active
OrcaIguana: modern horizons!!
atrociouslyambisinister: but it would be so rad :(
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RaklarLS: MH1 then
TheWarbo: adam is correct
Skudd: YES BEN, THANK YOU
Comrademik: they're only cards
RatherWT: Twennny fiiiive
Comrademik: there is no waste here if you have fun
myrddinthewizard: With that unlock, I can finally do this: HahaShrugLeft HahaBall HahaShrugRight
atrociouslyambisinister: Speak for yourself
Comrademik: or make good tv
Simonark: Marshall Sutcliffe doesn't even lease most of us.
magicmaxcollazo: Modern horizons
JarofGoats: I will crack as much cardboard crack as I want. Which is a lot as it turns out
bwk789: when is theros ppr names released?
LaconicLad: Cori wins!
T45k_Force_141: ULTIMATE
Mal2mad: I wanna play pack Wars
Type_One___: Cheer100
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i like Adams goal
Tithegha: well said
tehfewl: implying a 2/2 isn't a wincon
Smoke108: Everyone on defenders
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mastershake29x: @bwk789 tonight
theambivalentagender: sounds like every deck I draft
Robot_Bones: so next time Mirage back draft
Izhuark: Adam with the big brain play here
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i forget masters 25
CardinalJobber: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @thekrausshaus
carsonthekid: link?
shurtal: Adam is in a forrest and comes across a man in a Jar. The man is holding an invitation to play in the Theros: Beyond Death Pre-Pre-Release. Does Adam open the jar?
bwk789: cheers, thought i had missed the announcement
TemporallyAwry: Horizon's Clearly - the others are for special occasions :D
Flyingdelorion: Modern Horizons
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bwk789: woooooooo
Nameless_Sword: PPR!
FortunaeRota: i missed the strawpoll link
pers0n0fblah: Modern Horizons
Nameless_Sword: Two weeks? Wow so soon
Angreed66: So creatures with 0 power only Adam? a creature with 1 power is technically a win condition.
Mornish: one pack of each for each person Kappa
leebenningfield: I think Masters 25 has the best potential for bad decks
thebadvideogameist: Ultimate masters
coelopteryx: making it so there is Exactly No Win Condition seems very difficult
InquisitorGaia: Masters 25
KidAmn: PogChamp
Tithegha: nissa!
fiftymcnasty: Yay, pre-pre for my birthday
ggodopaste: Masters25
CardinalJobber: PogChamp
Diabore: oh crim is a nice grab
Izhuark: ooh, melissa de tora.
CorruptDropbear: Woah
Wordeno: poggers
Nameless_Sword: Melissa!
YawnLance: Ooh lots of cool folks :D
nervousdavid: what is the link?
TehAmelie: i know nothing about those sets but clearly the most ultimate masters means the most powerful magic
Ryenji: nice :D
aitsu100: OOOOOO Melissa
djalternative: Melissa is back!
ChargingFerret: Crim and Melissa! yes
ggodopaste: how do I vote?
kitotaron: CRIM YAY
SharkHero08: Oh sweet, Melissa's back
averythetiger: WOO! THEROS! I'm gonna open that shitty rakdos rare with the pretty Seb art!
mastershake29x: hello this lineup is seriously amazing
eye_h_bar: Ooo, this is gonna be fun
adamdaw: MDT! MDT! MDT!
UrbanSamurai_22: Woot. last day of my vacation
leebenningfield: MDT yesss
RomanGoro: Huh, I only know Melissa, and that's a good thing
Porsgaard81: Melissa!
colinoclock: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Woo!
stateofcomatose: That is a great group!
Smoke108: Crim, fair and balanced
CardinalJobber: Melissa's back. Tell a friend.
Fruan: That's a pretty rad lineup
ninjim84: Yay! Melissa
Anubix_007: You are all doomed with Melisa
BrowneePoints: Oh no, Melissa is going to destroy them
dingle_hxpper: ahhh Melissa!!!
Tecnocrat: An embarrassment of riches!
marshacado: lrrHEART
maxx7575mtg: So LRR I played Judges Tower for the first time.
An_IRL_Rabbit: Strim
tehfewl: met Crim before, hes a cool dude
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atrociouslyambisinister: that's so sick
Lady_Meh: who will style on cam
Orgmastron: Nissa PogChamp
wargodmogis: Wait, teferi isn't in theros, why is crim coming?
xixyz: Gary is in the set though rooPog
Smoke108: Gary is back
Mal2mad: Wonder who will Camero lose against
Robot_Bones: Theros: No More Heros
Skudd: Sagas are back, too
Mal2mad: *Cameron
theambivalentagender: Gary is back
gamercat88: and Gary
streamChef: Gary is BACK rooHappy
stevestein: That sound you heard is Adam's hopes being instantly crushed
dreadskulll: ultimate master PogChamp
ggodopaste: Masters 25
InsertUserHere_: My boi Garrrrrryyyy
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SacrificialToast: !card escape from the underworld
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Azurios: Gary is back
cardboardhorde: @aliasv Yooooo!
TransPunkArchmage: hahaha, gaaaary
ChargingFerret: GARY!!!
frozenphoenix7: Elspeth deserved it, Heliod did nothring wrong #notsorry
Izhuark: (there may or may not be some heroic equivalents)
Ubiki: Thanks for the HahaDreidel @benv0li0
abaoa_qu: Gary is back!
KartoffelKaiser: Sagas most importantly of all PogChamp
AliasV: aliasvLove aliasvLove aliasvLove
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gary!
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Simonark: Escape: Exile 4 cards and play the Pina Colada Song
CardinalJobber: Praise Gary
RatherWT: Come on, do full trash!
TheGcsmith: I'm being reprinted :/
RomanGoro: Ha ha, Gary!
atrociouslyambisinister: Gary? Ah, Gary!
Nameless_Sword: Gary!
dingle_hxpper: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @755yoyo
averythetiger: We still have "heroic" cards without the keyword, though
monosceros: reprint Oubliette!
flatluigi: !card harness by force
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Feltic: Gary
Earthenone: give us oubliette!
virre_: Constellation made me not want to play magic so good to see it back... (well I am sure other people enjoyed it)
stevestein: !card gary
LRRbot: Lurking Arynx [4G] | Creature — Cat Beast [3/5] | Formidable — {2}{G}: Target creature blocks Lurking Arynx this turn if able. Activate this ability only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
djalternative: I think it's a bit too late for that Adam
FlameI7: This vote is so close! MH1 can do this!
dragoon3zero: Repring Unglued
frozenphoenix7: We have the Mechanics article iirc
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Revenentforce: yay made it in time lol
Trymantha: lets go MH1
dreadskulll: does gary being upshifted change its pauper legality? @LoadingReadyRun
Ferisar: segas
gamercat88: ahh the carl saga
Titan457: Everyone forgot about strive
shurtal: Stephen Sagas?
Wikt: *sega voice* saaaaaaagaaaaaa
mystery_monkey: so how is everyone doing?
mastershake29x: @dreadskulll no, it does not
IbunWest: @dreadskull no
PinoGraham: so how is g3n'w r43ndh
frozenphoenix7: No it does not @dreadskulll
Trymantha: @dreadskulll no
theambivalentagender: @dreadskulll nope
Diabore: and the sequel, romancing queso
ChargingFerret: UMA and MH1 is so close
KartoffelKaiser: Run off vote?
BlightningHelix: Come on, guys. Modern Horizons would be so fun.
atrociouslyambisinister: Romancing salsa is my favorite game
dreadskulll: thanks chat :)
Wikt: oh huh i have a sub
Tecnocrat: On of the artworks for those sagas has a Phyrexian Negator in it.
yallz: unleash the gaak
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun run off election?
IbunWest: Pauper always goes by lowest printed rarity.
RomanGoro: This vote is too close, we need a runaway poll for us who voted M25 :P
jrhwhite: I voted for MH1 let's go!!
CorruptDropbear: MODERN!
Trymantha: wooo MH1
Tantusar: Runoff!
Porsgaard81: Yeaah
Skudd: Let's go Horizons
virre_: damn now I want to change my vote
coelopteryx: :o spice poll
InsertUserHere_: UMA is good
mastershake29x: the timer is paul
monosceros: come on UMA
WowoT: i demand a recount!
KidAmn: aw man, I wanted to see the UMA topper
Wordeno: UMA PLEASE
carsonthekid: Link
PinoGraham: how is ben's french right now?
Darthagan: there is no heroic keyword, but there is a lot of creatures with "whenever you target this creature with a spell"
RaklarLS: Sagat and his tigers for the new planeswalker
T45k_Force_141: COME ON ULTIMATE
InsertUserHere_: UMA!!!!
Kerrisis: I have no idea what these sets contain or how good they are, so I voted for the underdog!
Wikt: @fuzzy_died thank you for the sub!
Izhuark: Wow, I wouldn't think it would be that close
Eviidee: Damn democracy.
MagmaTheLionhearted: teaRU
Simonark: What would you do with the box-topper?
virre_: I want to cahnge from Masters 25
TehAmelie: people did suggest doubling the number of packs for the draft. . .
Diabore: lets go ultimate
413th: UMA!
yallz: THE GAAK
mystery_monkey: modern masters
Wordeno: Lets reanimate some ELDRAZI!
ShadowboyTyler: Do another poll with just UMA and MH1?
m_logan2000: mine didnt, I went for Masters 25
tetelande: HORIZONS HORIZONS
dreadskulll: chat press F to pay respects to Masters 25
Angreed66: I want the no snow land snow spell deck
TemporallyAwry: He - Horizon's is honestly the better draft environment. And less painful to see used for backdraft.
JarofGoats: MH1! Let Gaak come back!
ShadowboyTyler: To help decide
daedalusmtg: f
monosceros: give Ben what he wants!
leebenningfield: there was just a Boston city council race that was decided by one vote
T45k_Force_141: ULTIMATE
Heinzes_: UMA because I want a deck w/ Bitterblossom that still can't win
KidAmn: Masters 25: The "you tried" of Masters sets
mystery_monkey: ultimate masters
Porsgaard81: Noo
stevestein: Masters 25 can still make a comeback
RatherWT: Do 25!
mastershake29x: this shows how bad FPTP voting is
CorruptDropbear: 148 vs 148 jebus
T45k_Force_141: ULTIMATE COME ON
LariatWest: *Batista voice* Give Ben what he wants!
Revenentforce: modern horizons is boring, ultimate masters is where its at
Izhuark: This is so close....
wranglerslim: Modern H, please.
dreadskulll: @LoadingReadyRun a pack of each, chaos draft? PogChamp
lirazel64: @leebenningfield There was!
xixyz: strictly worse cube backe drafted
Zwidar: Draft a pack of each!
mystery_monkey: how do I vote?
darkflame0994: Link to the strawpoll?
virre_: Countries with FPTP voting shows how bad it is...
yallz: I do not know how a backdraft works
T45k_Force_141: U MASTER LETS GO
ZeroArcana: waiting to see an "All Lands" deck
ARandomPlatypus: https://www.strawpoll.me/19141560/ the poll
blackice779: HEY!
RaklarLS: Mh1 has the most commons that can do "nothing" in a backdraft
Smoke108: So you can theoretically get your own?
Diabore: stupid picard
stevestein: Forget Ultimate Masters, can we have Ultimate Warrior? Can we make this a WWE competition?
MrPhlip: Typically you get a point for winning a match, and a point if the deck you drafted loses a match
Lex_Peacekeeper: who ever loses gets ice cream!
jrhwhite: None of you are never lucky enough to get your own deck
atrociouslyambisinister: *picard
SoldieroFortune: Man, I hate getting hoisted by my own Picard.
pyrojakk: I just got here, how does this work again?
blackice779: ULT ULT ULT ULT ULT
Ristow: should cut it at 420 votes
bvorhies: Is there a link to the game ?
Fruan: My Petard is the best Petard! I'm going to climb up on top of it and shout about how great it is!
Kaaosa: oh its the boys
RatherWT: They should pick 25 just because it's losing.
TheWarbo: 1 in 720 chance that every player ends up with their own deck back and I would love if that happened
WrightJustice: lrrHORN
Wordeno: Perhaps, a chaos draft of all 3 masters sets?
Tecnocrat: Maybe cut it off when one has a lead of 10 or more?
ChaoticObserver: So I take it I missed the announcement?
darkflame0994: U Masters, cuz I wanna see someone put a Sigarda in a mono-black deck
RaklarLS: how does it work for mana base? you can't make it impossible to play, I imagine
blackice779: Happy holidays everyone!
NrgSpoon: so it's not that each person has a deck that they give to their opponent at the start of each game
bwk789: vote link
Zwidar: I vote chaos of all 3.
djalternative: I still say we have a run off election
Izhuark: Come on, modern horizon !
lirazel64: More to the point, my town had a school committee seat decided by one vote.
mastershake29x: @ChaoticObserver yes, it's melissa detora, alias v, crim, and nissa cosplay
Simonark: Insurrection, when they make Worf sing Gilbert and Sullivan is when the franchise was hoist by their own Picard, right?
electrum516: ultimate
ancientspark: I vote 9 pack draft with 3 of each
bvorhies: To the match
MrPhlip: If you end up with your own pool the scoring gets weird because you get one point every match, win or lose...
myrddinthewizard: Happy Holidays @blackice779
Wikt: what you're handing off to each other is technically the pool, right? the person who gets it builds the deck? or you do it?
CardinalJobber: RIP Masters 25
monosceros: you did good, Masters 25
Ferisar: could you call a new vote after half of the games are played
bvorhies: Who is playing tonight or is it a surprise?
monosceros: all teams fought hard
Izhuark: Well, win some lose some.
Heinzes_: YOU-MAW
ChargingFerret: @Wikt you pass the pool, you don't get to give them a pile of 40 basics
yallz: i just realised people with vpn mirrors can subvert democracy
Revenentforce: much love to everyone who voted ultimate masters, you guys know whats up with badass sets
blackice779: someone explain backdraft for me?
Alas_Babylon: @bvorhies Cori, Nelson, Cam, Graham, Adam, Ben
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blackice779: i rarely draft
Wikt: @ChargingFerret that makes sense
Nyx_fire: lrrHEART
FlameI7: Nooo! GG UMA supporters
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darkflame0994: So what’s to stop someone just drafting one color but not providing the right mana for that color (i.e. mono black deck with only islands?)
atrociouslyambisinister: Democracy in action. I respect it. Horizons fought well
electrum516: How does Backdraft work again guys?
frozenphoenix7: There's Heroic
RassilonDND: but ninjutsu
xixyz: all dry wall dust is edible
frozenphoenix7: GW is Heroic
CardinalJobber: Oh snap
theambivalentagender: isn't thespians stage + dark depths in this one
bvorhies: I ordered pizza
Angreed66: Does Adam not rememer the eldrazi reanimation he did
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Kaaosa: Oh if you guys need help being bad, tag me in
Karfsma778: Loam
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blackice779: Liliana?
Diabore: blaefire
ChargingFerret: loam
Gekyouryuu: Demonic Tutor
yallz: isnt the worst possible just all 5 colour bad stuff?
PiGuy2000: Celestial colonade PogChamp
whisperstocats: Eternal Witness
Mal2mad: Jace
leebenningfield: Finks
underhill33: Karakas
Angreed66: raging ravine
Terradana: some big green creature
Robot_Bones: lava claw
ritchards: I was ... backdrafting... that's how I draft... yeah...
TehAmelie: blue whale!
theambivalentagender: ancient tomb
ChargingFerret: krakas
Diabore: oh nice
myrddinthewizard: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SA
KartoffelKaiser: Karakas PogChamp
CardinalJobber: Ooo, nice
mastershake29x: serge not here, no kitchen finks
Alas_Babylon: not bad dot jpg
MrMajorChris: wooooo
Karfsma778: Oooh, Karakas
Wordeno: monkaS
RassilonDND: get the Jace sleeve
Skudd: Oh hey, that's the box topper i got when I couldn't get Mythic Edition!
electrum516: benginDab
PiGuy2000: Nice!
Terradana: !card karakas
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
averythetiger: Can't play it in Commander. Trash.
Anubix_007: that is so sweet
Robot_Bones: seabatPjorg
Simonark: You guys should have more than one sleeve!
hd_dabnado: hide it before the highlander boys arive
Alas_Babylon: Pjogchamp
electrum516: Karakas benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Trymantha: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
SharkHero08: seabatPjorg
Wordeno: pogchamp
gamercat88: seabatPjorg
betsytheripper: seabatPjorg
Lex_Peacekeeper: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
TheWarbo: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
flatluigi: that's $47!
Alas_Babylon: !card Karakas
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
BrowneePoints: $47
Mister_Hush: Graham gets it 'cause he opened it
Musicsquid: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
tinaun: uma boxtopper karakas is still cheaper than legends
Ferisar: those fucking pjorgs
Karfsma778: That's going in someone's highlander deck
TheGcsmith: Don't east those tasty, sugar coated cards
atrociouslyambisinister: Where did Adam come up with that anyway
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electrum516: benginHeart
fiftymcnasty: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Mister_Hush: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Simonark: Venezuelan Cuisine is unusual.
electrum516: benginDab
BrowneePoints: Wow, I thought Karakas would be worth more
YawnLance: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
wynternyghtynggale: benginButt_SA benginButt_SA benginButt_SA
hoktauri: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
holidayMD: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Musicsquid: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SharkHero08: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
KartoffelKaiser: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
thebadvideogameist: PogChamp
Drathak: they hate the water!
Molladia: HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
CorruptDropbear: lrrCAMERON_TK maybe I can just walk out with it
mystery_monkey: hey @loadingreadyrun it was great to meet you guys at C2E2 2018, hope you guys will make it again this year
Karfsma778: Mono-6 drops
simriel: Maybe Serge would be the right person for the Karakas? No one at this table plays White right? :P
thebadvideogameist: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorgseabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
lirazel64: Nice. That covers all the Beejlander.
Titan457: pjorgChamp
wynternyghtynggale: benginButt_SA sergeFuse wyrmwoLove
austeritz: is pronouncing FAQ as "fack" a lrr joke or a canadian thing or what
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Alas_Babylon: Windmill slam Seismic Assault, go for no other red cards?
atrociouslyambisinister: So is everybody playing 5 colors then
evalarene: Neither?
ritchards: I mean... just grab all fives colours seems the way?
mastershake29x: @austeritz that's how most people pronounce it i think
myrddinthewizard: HahaShrugLeft HahaThink HahaShrugRight
austeritz: huh!
djalternative: guh. I have to go pawn off this absolutely horrid beer to someone
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Terradana: 5 colour do nothing
Robot_Bones: wow cam can first pick the rare?
CorruptDropbear: Five Color Bad Stuff
flatluigi: the thing is, someone's gotta have to last pick the jace
KidAmn: I would 100% try and force a deck with Cam's rare. It wouldn't work, but I'd try.
theambivalentagender: draft a deck with all souls fire and no creatures
Angreed66: no creature auras!
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BrokenGolem: just draft all combat tricks
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Awww man I wanted to see good drafts :(
Feltic: Draft nohting but high cost cards
WrightJustice: drafting badly hurts brain NotLikeThis
SquareDotCube: Just an all lands deck
Lex_Peacekeeper: you should have done this with an UN-set
atrociouslyambisinister: I really hope someone manages to draft zero creatures
Diabore: at least we can see the strong card
Revenentforce: god i love the cards in this set
JohnPraw: A new kind of build around.
corbinisms: Yeah; Stan is actually a BAD THING
Diabore: ben has been woke
evalarene: wtf how did I miss that?
Wikt: ben's one of the lucky 10000 who got to learn a new thing today
Comrademik: found the fake Stan stan
atrociouslyambisinister: Remember how we all used to agree that Eminem fans calling themselves Stans was toxic as fuck?
Simonark: @blackice779 I don't run that in my Reaper King deck.. And I don't think I should?
Noodles_15: My tea gone cold, I wonder why
Comrademik: gosh Ben
djalternative: yeah. you really shouldn't stan if you know what it means
freshmaker__: That's his only socially appropriate footprint to have on pop culture
atrociouslyambisinister: And then abruptly people decided not to think that anymore.
holidayMD: What is Stan?
monosceros: I stan Ben
cuttlefishman: Stan Lee?
blackice779: @Simonark its a silly thing that can give you a board. Like using it to hit with Sad Robot
mystery_monkey: VoteYea
evalarene: Stan Lee is nothing but goodness
djalternative: Yeah. I Stan Lee
korvys: People complain about the word "Stan", but "Fan" was always from "Fanatic", so really is just as bad, but has changed over time, like "Stan" has.
Ristow: don't stan, stand... against the devil
gamercat88: or blame it on the goose, HONK
Tecnocrat: Ben is 100% that magic player.
mystery_monkey: #BEEEEEJ
Revenentforce: adam is prolly gunna be the kingmaker here. id laugh if he ends up making a badass pool for someone
Lithobraker: I stan cute puppies and kitties
Onmi_Khaos: Stan is a song by Eminem about an obsessive fan who winds up killing himself and his family
Izhuark: Graham, don't pick fixing, you fool ! Kappa
atrociouslyambisinister: You can't say you Stan something if you've never even driven off a bridge for it
Molladia: I have no understanding of the "stand" thing they're talking about
Simonark: @blackice779 Unlike Conspiracy and the flicker angel. That's a MUCH nastier Reaper King choice...
Smoke108: @holidayMD An Eminem song about a stalker fan
Blasteg: is thw best way to backdraft f color bad stuffs?
xixyz: my 3 brain cells that are good at drafting are screaming at me for watching this backdraft
Revenentforce: not stand... its stan
freshmaker__: @korvys How long until Stanatics?
Izhuark: I guess we will not see decbuilding afterward ? A shame it would be intresting.
egyptcraze: so what is the strat for backdrafting? surely the best would be to take complete offcolour stuff?
MrPhlip: lrrbot, you alive?
MrPhlip: !advice
LRRbot: You shouldn't let Beej read pamphlets.
ancientspark: Ben doing it right! No creatures, eveeeeeer
MrPhlip: ok, cool
NrgSpoon: @Izhuark there will be one deckbuild
MrPhlip: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys etymologies that people aren't generally aware of don't really work that way
djalternative: @Molladia It's Stan which is a reference to the Eminem song Stan but which has come to mean the opposite of the original meaning
CardinalJobber: That pack is crazy
merrowMania: Ben complaining about taking a creature while I'm over here on Arena winning with zero creature lists
Titan457: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
seancplays1: Hello, just got here, whats going on
Revenentforce: cam has an amazing pack
Countjondi: people be dissin shresfreak
Onmi_Khaos: Egypt how off-colour can you pick, even if you just pick 5 colour, the person who gets the pool has to build the deck
MrPhlip: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] Stop liking people.
LRRbot: New quote #6660: "Stop liking people." —Bengineering [2019-12-27]
mystery_monkey: just never draft any creatures or instants/sorceries
MrPhlip: !smash
LRRbot: Put SHODAN in Smash, you cowards!
Izhuark: @NrgSpoon Oh, cool ! Must have missed that when i wasn't paying attention.
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys "stupid" is still different from calling someone be the name of a disorder
seth_erickson: Graham no that'll fix the five color non sense they want
KartoffelKaiser: words have literally never changed to have a meaning opposite their original meaning Kappa
Evochron13: so theorhetically , the play is to take the sublime arch angel ( lets not kid ourselves, everyon'es seen it now) and to not pick ANY white
virre_: Homelands backdraft is just a draft?
Lex_Peacekeeper: Ben Sneak Pokemon cards into your pool
Angreed66: Graham the fixing you're giving them is so great though!
Tecnocrat: EVERY Homelands draft is a backdraft.
mystery_monkey: @loadingreadyrun what events are you guys doing to?
Molladia: @djalternative time to google meme origin
FlameI7: What's the best p1p1 in a back draft? One With Nothing?
OrcaIguana: homeland backdraft strat: take any card, any card
KartoffelKaiser: time to draft no more white forever i guess
MrPhlip: When there's 13 cards in your pack, figure out what's going last, because it's yours.
averythetiger: Oh, I 100% counted the angel as it went around.
Asterysk_Mike: Homelands and FE (dont judge) are actually super fun drafted, also cheap enough to do
CorruptDropbear: Cam is on big Green
Revenentforce: i see one deck cam
atrociouslyambisinister: Oops got the bomb whoops
Wikt: seriously though i hope a good amount of the chatters here understand what a parasocial relationship is. "Stan" is the extreme conclusion of that
Evochron13: pick NOTHING white from now on
yallz: graham has to actually draft some decent not white cards to make it less of an autoinclude
NrgSpoon: somebody set up us the bomb
djalternative: @Molladia the original song is very much a story song so you can get the gist just by listening to it.
Heinzes_: not the bomb!
Teslamat: Homelands backdraft is pretty much a palindrome
ritchards: get a d20 and pick that card
Onmi_Khaos: I mean let's be clear, Corporations want you to become 'Stans'
EsperDerek1: I feel like the key is to draft WBURG and dilute your pool as much as possible.
KartoffelKaiser: I believe homelands backdraft is just homelands draft
ancientspark: Hey, 5 color bombs is totally a deck here
Onmi_Khaos: They want their brand to be religion and you to be the worshipper of said religion
Onmi_Khaos: So... don't
mystery_monkey: @loadingreadyrun do you guys know what events you guys are going to? sadly not C2E2 like you said but just wondering
CorruptDropbear: SHINY
Uppercaseccc: WOW
abaoa_qu: And avoid fixing, oh wait...
Izhuark: Well that's a first pick
WrightJustice: lrrCIRCLE
djalternative: SO SHINY
type_variable: wow cameron
Skudd: Cam what is that pack
Tecnocrat: WOW. That's a hell of a pull.\
PiGuy2000: Sweet one
sgowell: 5 color jund-zorius?
Uppercaseccc: someone is going to get that card cam
MrMajorChris: bruh
Angreed66: good rare for a backdraft there
mechmagic: oh wowza
averythetiger: Through the Breach might actually be great
evalarene: Okay, so maybe we shouldn't have chosen this box haha
Lithobraker: The correct way to stan is to only jokingly stan someone so irrelevant and unlikely to return to popular notice that there's no chance of them being milkshake ducked.
lirazel64: @onmi_khaos Yep.
yallz: fixing should be coming very VERY late
Revenentforce: cam has another pack that breaks my heart this is backdraft
Shadowner: either bland or trash is good
wynternyghtynggale: love cams comments
Molladia: @djalternative oh so you're saying I should listen to Eminem? Nah I'm good
djalternative: quick chat, what's the price on Cam's shiny
dangerous_safety: @sgowell lawful-jund
SharkHero08: Take the Eldrazi Blessing, theyll never be able to cast it
RassilonDND: backdraft for conspiracy or conspiracy 2 would be interesting.
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Izhuark: It's colourless though
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister Yes, and saying you Stan someone is different from saying you'll kill your girlfriend over them. People want to couple the current use word to its origin, and I think it's fine to separate them.
ALLxISxLOST: lrrBEN_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrBEN_SG
tehfewl: Dimir guildmage, actual bomb
egyptcraze: xraft all the storm with no payoffs XD
Zaraka00: So the games are going to take hours
therisingtithes_: HahaCat
Izhuark: Mage ring might be a sneaky strong pick actually.
flatluigi: graham.
fuzzy_died: will we know who got whose pool?
LoadingReadyRun: mystery_monkey at the moment, I can say that we will be going to various PAXs in 2020, there will probably be others, but nothing to announce yet
blackice779: WHAT THE HECK ARE ALL THESE GOOD THINGS!! i am just so, wow... i remember cracking a box and not getting the insane value like these guys are
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys The difference comes when the origin is still in memory.
flatluigi: eventually i think, fuzzy
yallz: yeah because you get points if your pool loses
Shadowner: think mid range and no synergy
cuttlefishman: LRR, can you confirm that 2020 is a year?
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys you're using the same logic that people use to defend ableist slurs.
cuttlefishman: Asking for a friend
TheGcsmith: wish there was a PAX UK :(
yallz: drafft only enablers and 0 pay offs
ExhaustedElox: Shoot, I missed the guest announcement for the PPR....
gamercat88: but no Pacific's yet, haha get it
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister Given how many people don't know the origin, I'd say it's not still in memory.
Taichanie: "No detail yet" = Beej ripping hair out.
lirazel64: Any plans for TTC 300?
Lithobraker: I think the trick isn't to focus on 5 color stuff, but rather force a CMC wall. All one drops and six drops.
RassilonDND: was that a foil squid?!?!
TheWooglie: ~lasttweet
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cuttlefishman: Why aren't you telling Beej details?
blackice779: Beejlander needs to come back again XD
Karfsma778: No details FOR US
tinaun: my first uma draft was p1 foil eldrazi conscrip + emrakul
Feminine_Desires: Beej should have been drafting and playing this.
cuttlefishman: seems rude to do that to your bsuiness manager
Metalupis: can't wait to say hi at Pax South again, i'll be an enforcer this year (for the first time)
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys that's a bold stance on very little evidence
averythetiger: !card Eldrazi Conscription
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ExhaustedElox: THanks, @TheWooglie
Molladia: Thanks for the Haha2020 @machtung7
Uppercaseccc: are there any LLR secrets that can be reviled tonight?
MilkInBag: is adam drafting small pox
CardinalJobber: We must duplicate Beej and he will draft a deck for everyone
Drathak: It's beejlander with good bombs
virre_: It feels like this draft is quicker then usual?
Metalupis: thanks! i'm hype
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister Well, take loom at the number of people in this very chat who didn't know.
bvorhies: Wait is it backwards then the 1st to lost wins
cuttlefishman: Chat wants more
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atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys as I said, very little evidence
c_dabs: who were the guest?
RassilonDND: @uppercaseccc reviled? sure. what's under the Christmas treej
frozenphoenix7: Your credit card numbers to start with Ben Kappa
freshmaker__: Oh I got here late. I'll go check the Twitter.
FlameI7: Just draft a stax deck that doesn't work
TheWarbo: tfw when revealing ppr guests is not enough for chat
djalternative: I've been a hockey enforcer before, does that count?
MercurialVox: I want your strongest potions, for I am going into battle.
photosinensis: We only want EVERYTHING!
monosceros: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @kaib35
Taichanie: Whos Drafting for who?
Lady_Meh: Did Beej pick up Cam on time?
hd_dabnado: Living Lore is so bad and it makes me sad
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys sampling bias is hard in on that to the point of uselessness
korvys: @atri
xixyz: it has been twittened
BrindleBoar: !
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys no one who knew it said anything, because why would they?
freshmaker__: Oh the Friday Nights was fantastic. Nice work as always
shea_wolfe: Friday nights was great
djalternative: the Ultimate friday nights
mastershake29x: @Taichanie to be randomly determined
shea_wolfe: Poor Missy
Gekyouryuu: the LAST* Friday Nights
Izhuark: Living lore is such a cool design but such a bad card...
TheWooglie: That panalysts had me crying
Comrademik: the new Friday nights was very good
Gekyouryuu: *in association with Wizards
FortunaeRota: the friday nights was amazing and bittersweet
Comrademik: Adam continues to be my favourite FN character
TheWarbo: Oops All Creatures :-D
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister Or the second hand evidence of Graham talking about how often people are surprised by this fact.
photosinensis: But I'd settle for an input tape for Rogozhin's UTM(2,18) that calculates 2 + 2.
jrhwhite: I was in the last Friday Nights!
blackice779: Beej would make Zoo XD
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MercurialVox: hey Living Lore is tolerable in Penny Dreadful
flatluigi: jer you should be a vip
monosceros: I live for the ghost of Alex telling you to Jund 'Em Out
Taichanie: "Beej Drafts the Whole thing."
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys the same bias applies
TehAmelie: just thinking what a terrible thing would happen if you found a Worldknit in a backdraft
freshmaker__: uhhh is there not an updated tweet on the lrrmtg account, or do I lack the perception?
photosinensis: If someone is really into esoteric things in theoretical computer science, whisper at me,.
averythetiger: Get draft proxies from people who have never drafted?
jrhwhite: You've done it to me Ben!
Tecnocrat: Beej would end up drafting a CEDH deck with NO idea how it happened.
Comrademik: also wheeler being a dead eyed daddy demon
ShaneLeeAtk: You were there, you were there, you were there... EVERYONE was there!
cuttlefishman: "great'
aitsu100: i love Wheeler's spot in that episode
cuttlefishman: you use that word
TheWarbo: It's on the main account https://twitter.com/loadingreadyrun
photosinensis: We've got to get Beej to hold priority at some point.
Shadowner: who ever gets Cameron's yikes
KartoffelKaiser: I absolutely *loved* the use of Ben Wheeler's tatoos in that episode
KartoffelKaiser: it was so good
freshmaker__: @TheWarbo ah ok. my mistake
photosinensis: That's all I want for Christmas, LRR.
dtrain_67: Thanks for the HahaDoge @kaib35
cuttlefishman: Who is Wheeler's tattoo artist?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 2 Crushers going round. Uh oh.
Taichanie: What is you accidentally combo?
cuttlefishman: Are they in Vic?
dangerous_safety: is this pack 2?
freshmaker__: oh wow that PPR is stacked
monosceros: it's simple, we kill the Batman
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister Well, I'll certainly defer to the peer reviewed study I assumed you've published :P
MilkInBag: just draft a good deck :)
TheWarbo: freshmaker__ eh, lrrmtg was a pretty logical assumption to make on your end
KoalaMeatPie : Would have been the best time for Phage the unplayable
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atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys fuck you
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
UrbanSamurai_22: It hurts me a bit watching some of these cards pass
CardinalJobber: Adam's so generous
MrPhlip: btw I ran the numbers, if you just randomise the decks, there's going to be a 63% chance that _someone_ will end up with their own pool.
Ristow: crushers are gonna be so good given they go in every deck and the games will no doubt be grindy
atrociouslyambisinister: @korvys I never claimed to have hard evidence. only that you don't. I didn't make strong claims like you did.
F1SHOR: id just want to be vsing cam cause his luck will make your 5c jank work
Izhuark: Yeah, let's ban crushers !
Mister_Hawk: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @aliennanobots
cuttlefishman: It's called a Win "con" for a reason
TheWarbo: MrPhlip Huh, that's pretty close to the limit.
cuttlefishman: just saying
Shadowner: so do they roll a d6 to see who gets which deck?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Crushers are going to be a real problem. Especially with already 2 going around.
syrup1_gt: when did the stream start?
Comrademik: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 36:37.
MrPhlip: @TheWarbo Well, 6 is a large number, so that makes sense
syrup1_gt: thanks
averythetiger: Again, in a pack with a duplicate, the NON-FOIL is gone. XD
Comrademik: de nada
simriel: !updog
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Graved: Ben whispers "doo doo"
loulou2222: graham getting a crusher
CapnRobert: you could roll a die for each pool
korvys: @atrociouslyambisinister I wasn't making any strong claim, and I'm genuinely sorry if I did.
jjob24: So to be clear is worst deck possible just 5 color bad stuff?
TehAmelie: such terrible quality, and nothing but
Tecnocrat: Congrats Ben on the fantastic foil hit!
j0xer: why don't they pass it to the person they are playing against?
ritchards: I mean, you could do this by shuffling all the packs together and then dealing them out.
CapnRobert: 60 % chance overall that one person does
aitsu100: itd be hilarious if you random into all your own picks
TheWarbo: MrPhlip When it comes to combinatorial derangements, it's basically infinity!
SajuukSjet: last atrociouslyambisinister
virre_: ritchards Sounds like 90s starter decks
xixyz: rooPog
F1SHOR: benginDab benginDab benginDab
TwilightAvalon: Colonade and a Foil Faithless Lootting? That would be an expensive pack months ago
averythetiger: Foil Lily of the Veil?
Taichanie: 60% chance? Clearly time to draft a good deck.
Alas_Babylon: !card Liliana of the Veil
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
FortunaeRota: pass them 2 to the left?
MrPhlip: @TheWarbo As a programmer, I've been assured that the only numbers are 0, 1 and infty.
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CapnRobert: that was meant to be a question
j0xer: Lily isn't even top5 planeswalkers any more, not since 2019 happened
atrociouslyambisinister: @sajuuksjet what are you trying to communicate
lamina5432: 60$
RassilonDND: clearly Lilly isn't as strong as veil of summer
tru_boredom: watching drunk lrr is really weird boys
Darkdelance: What did Adam pull?
flatluigi: they're not drunk, i'm fairly sure
MilkInBag: lili is only 60$? wow
KartoffelKaiser: @Darkdelance Liliana of the Veil
UrbanSamurai_22: Now pivot to good picks
Sarah_Serinde: atrociouslyambisinister korvys If you two would like to continue this, please take it to whispers
TwilightAvalon: We desperately need another Masters set for big reprints
atrociouslyambisinister: @sarah_serinde I'm already done
j0xer: rich and maria are IN THE PACKS? that's cool
TemporallyAwry: "I'm not drunk, you're drunk!"
FortunaeRota: man she dropped in price I remember picking up a nonfoil for 90 bucks
cuttlefishman: English Breakfast Tea is hard stuff
lirazel64: @sarah_serinde <3
hd_dabnado: idk, things can get weird
Comrademik: we desperately need to get rid of the reserved list
Comrademik: and reprint those
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Oh I’m quite drunk
bvorhies: I got pizza
KoalaMeatPie : I'm on her Majesty's 20% Sativa, so right now this is like watching DnD in 1983
freshmaker__: rich and maria last pick, of course, because they're powerful.
Drathak: Titan town over here
TheWarbo: cori has a beer? I shall now conclude cori is drunk, I guess lrrBEEJ
UrbanSamurai_22: Pivot
Ard_Rhys: I would make an Ulamog's crusher being Wesley Crusher's long lost brother joke, but that has some disturbing implications
tinaun: honestly i think edrazi are bad in uma draft
TheWarbo: ben, that's no fun
tru_boredom: I'm German were are drunk at this time
TheWarbo: okay i guess it was :-D
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korvys: @sarah_serinde @atrociouslyambisinister It's fine. I fucked up and I'm sorry. I don't think there's more to say.
averythetiger: "Always build your decks with removal!" "Ulamog counts as removal, right?"
CorruptDropbear: *laughs* I'm in danger!
CapnRobert: alright my moneys on nelson drafting an insane deck and getting it back
Ristow: to be fair, even in this format that casting cost is pretty prohibitive
flatluigi: oh noo
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MilkInBag: oh wait, I didn't read backdraft
ArmadilloAL: I did exactly one backdraft once. It was triple Mirrodin.
TheWarbo: "try to get it" seems...dubious. How exactly would you "try"
ArmadilloAL: The concept doesn't work quite as well when all the bombs are artifacts.
Sarah_Serinde: korvys lrrHEART
Hardlessdaimio: LILI PogChamp
j0xer: i mean ulamog is 100% not playable right?
ChargingFerret: I want to see nelly be drafting a sicko deck and just wheel it and slam eldrazi over and over
Lady_Meh: statistically unlikely... have you played with adam?
CorruptDropbear: just take all the 11 cost cards so they can't do anything for 10 turns!
Izhuark: Brownscale is poopy
xraggtwitch: write on 6 notecards for #1-6, top part says 1, bottom says gets 1. Do for all 6 numbers. Shuffle them and lay them out face down. Cut them in half and shift the top half 1 spot. Then everyone takes the a set. They will have a top saying what number they are, and a bottom of what player number they get. Completely random and no one gets own deck.
TehAmelie: just like forward drafting, the best strategy is whatever no one else is doing. betting on getting your deck back is a pretty safe bet, statistically
averythetiger: In limited here, Ulamog is probably more of a reanimation target than anything else
Foppish: I've been watching for 20 minutes and noticed now that it's a backdraft
Comrademik: ah, garna. I spent so much time trying to make her work in standard
Zarco_19: Graham....
j0xer: 11 lands is 2/3's of your land so its going to be at least like 20 turns
Zarco_19: god damn it
KartoffelKaiser: Ordinarilly Ulamog would be hard to cast, but these games are gonna last a LONG time
ArmadilloAL: If you try to reanimate Ulamog, you're probably going to have a bad time.
Darthagan: there is goryo's vengeance in ultimate masters, so it's possible xd
Smoke108: Big Shield Garna
cmdrud87: cheer1000
Micsig: Good 'ol card disadvantage
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BleedingToast: which pack are they on?
everybody1982: Thanks for the HahaPresent @cmdrud87
Izhuark: It definitively is
LaconicLad: Thanks for the HahaPresent @cmdrud87
flatluigi: this is pack three
TehAmelie: Ulamog, the infinitely wheeling
lirazel64: lrrFINE
Zarco_19: they build the deck, right?
JarofGoats: Through the Breach is also a thing I think
flatluigi: yeah, they build the decks
flatluigi: so these are going to end up being surprisingly playable
Zarco_19: THEY sac the permanents!
Smoke108: They opened a Through the Breach
averythetiger: Oh. I thought this was the other Ulamog that sits in the grave.
Shadowner: or lean heavy into expensive cards
monosceros: Bear Force One, the pack
Comrademik: but why Adam? they're delicious
cuttlefishman: Adam, how do you pronounce bagel
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL yay Friday Night Paper Fight
ChargingFerret: @flatluigi that is why these packs are masters, to make the power level so high
cmdrud87: "Oh nö, all those cards are good"
cuttlefishman: boygol
flatluigi: I know.
Naarius: This might be the most ulamog passes in a draft... possibly ever
azureHaights: Bageux Taperstry
Shadowner: could draft worse blind
averythetiger: No! Graham! You took the foil version!
CardinalJobber: "BAG-el": Britta Perry
cuttlefishman: G....
Ukon_Cairns: its funny cause everyones drafing umbra armors but not removal so one of these 2 mana 1/1s gonna go the distance
zarbit: Sacer blue!
lirazel64: BAY-gull
austeritz: are we gonna see any deckbuilds y'all
TehAmelie: Bagûl
Comrademik: ah yes, my favourite slimy smoky fish on a dense donut
flatluigi: yep, graham's deckbuild
austeritz: nice
KoalaMeatPie : There should be a Cats / Styx play
Uppercaseccc: someone should have drafted with there eyes closed like Friday nights Graham did
austeritz: thanks luigi
atrociouslyambisinister: Unholy Whatever??? terrifying
greatwahooney: oh dang, backdraft? :O
DRMagnify: If you have multiple umbras, is it just one that falls off or do they all go?
aitsu100: the gangler
1MrGhost: Are they drafting decks for other people?
flatluigi: yeah, they're getting randomly handed out so the goal is to draft the worst deck
Uppercaseccc: oh no
dividesBy0: Only one falls off at a time, unless you're dealing with something that destroys all permanents.
Sogheim: to be fair, Young Peezy's just too good anyways
greatwahooney: @DRMagnify just one
TehAmelie: the opposite of Sophie's choice would be picking which one of your two piece of lrrEFF kids to throw to the nazis
TheWarbo: 1MrGhost eplains in the bottom left
Feltic: Yes @1MrGhost it's Backdraft
1MrGhost: thx
gamercat88: congratulations
Feltic: No worries
Shadowner: Cam that is the best dumpster fire i've seen
Izhuark: 5 colour mediocre stuff.
Earthenone: Graham got some spicy last picks
j0xer: is anyone building on camera?
WolfgangCloud: Move the boX?
Earthenone: Graham is
Smoke108: 20 plains, 1 white card
Comrademik: @tehamelie wouldn't the opposite be picking which of your kids to feed the Nazis to?
the_bananarchist: You shouldn't be able to end up with your own deck though
TehAmelie: hmm that also works
atrociouslyambisinister: Nelson gets all 6 decks
kband04: Sacred Blue!
TheWarbo: we hit a derangement!
MrPhlip: They hit the 37%er, nice
Karfsma778: No one got their own! Awesome!
alterius913: Socker Blue!
Smoke108: We running Zoo
espi: pile build
KoalaMeatPie : can I pee?
virre_: mono 1 color creatures sounds good
Shadowner: that should be a fun build
TehAmelie: the birthday paradox is so paradoxical
KoalaMeatPie : you said dn't go away but I need to pee
Ukon_Cairns: miasUwU lamog
Sogheim: CorgiDerp gotta go for a short run
averythetiger: UwUlamog
myrddinthewizard: Fun build incoming.
Earthenone: !break
Izhuark: Ohh, we will see Graham build Cam's pool !
Titan457: 1/x tribal sounds beast
Comrademik: whoever got Lili, do not riffle shuffle
Lithobraker: It's the end of eggnog season, and I was hoping to get some on clearance, but all the good nog is gone and only the dusty nog is left :(
j0xer: at least none of them have good cards to discard to liliana
j0xer: that's fair right
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Angreed66: bladder over content
Heborik: @virre_ They wont cost 1 mana :D
Izhuark: We will see the whole though process of the deck
Revenentforce: i kinda feel bad for graham
freshmaker__: Thanks for putting Mr Roboto in my head for the next however many years. :P
BleedingToast: malfAYAYA
cuttlefishman: @Lithobraker just... use your nog-in
Karfsma778: @Comrademik I'm *assuming* they sleeve the decks
TheWarbo: I guess, if anyone wants to nerd out about the idea of "mixing thing up so no one gets their own" in a math/programming sense, it's this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derangement
averythetiger: Graham's got... Ben's pool?
Izhuark: @Revenentforce Yeah cam did pretty good
Hardlessdaimio: MrDestructoid i heard music
CorruptDropbear: SourPls
captain_wulf: log in to Adam "Ulamog!" ... tonight is gonna be a good night! lrrADAM_RD
Comrademik: sleeve, sure, but you don't want that pringling effect
Izhuark: @averythetiger I think he go Cam's pool
Titan457: G got Cams piol
Revenentforce: cam straight up made a no sense at all pool
Titan457: Pool*
Izhuark: And he didn't get any finisher.
egyptcraze: cams draft is like all my sealed pools
Lithobraker: Comrademik magic cards aren't tin foil, the can handle getting bent.
Izhuark: I think he's most powerful card is that hexproof flying prowess djinn.
Izhuark: his*
alterius913: F
Juliamon: Twitch..... Twitch
Titan457: @lithobraker but it does devalue them
TheWarbo: is audio being weird for anyone else, or do I need to work on my end?
itomeshi: anyone else's audio cutting out?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cam did a study on Randomness, right? So he should be good at making an entirely useless pool.
MrPhlip: oh no my musics
Uppercaseccc: !help
Karfsma778: It's not just you
Smoke108: The ship is sinking
Mangledpixel: uhhh....
egyptcraze: no its borked
WowoT: yes audio is being weird guys
TheWarbo: well, that answers that for me
JameX_0: my sound is wonky too
An_IRL_Rabbit: Audio machine broke
Juliamon: lrrFINE
raven534: Audio's bad
greatwahooney: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Kikazi: audio real weird
InsertUserHere_: @TheWarbo Nope its same
Comrademik: yeah, audio is going wonky
SoldieroFortune: lrrFINE
shurtal: Good, I'm not halucinating on my own
embyrr922: lrrFINE
Tantusar: oh good it's the stream and not me
mastershake29x: lrrPANIC
averythetiger: Who drafted our soundtrack?
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrFINE
ARandomPlatypus: rip music
Nigouki: so nice of twitch to break on commercial
Kerrisis: Twiiiiiiiitch!!
SAJewers: oh, good, it's not just me
Izhuark: Ahh
Titan457: lrrFINE lrrFINE
TemporallyAwry: lrrFINE lrrFINE
itomeshi: but... but mah chiptunes!
Comrademik: the pixels got too much for the music
Evochron13: well that's a new command.
JameX_0: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Revenentforce: no icams pool is the flying doublestrike and a few enchant creatures
mastershake29x: lrrFINE
lirazel64: getting som weird sound stuff...
InsertUserHere_: lrrFINE
simriel: !smell
shadewarrior27: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Angreed66: lrrFINE audio isn't neccessary right?
ZeroArcana: personally, i'm a fan of glitchcore
Juliamon: That actually sounded to me like the computer rebooting to apply updates without telling Paul
erased_citizen: 🤷🏼♂️
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
embyrr922: lrrFINE_SQ
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
MrPhlip: !smash
LRRbot: Put the Vice President of the Anime Club in Smash, you cowards!
Mangledpixel: lrrFINE_HF
greatwahooney: my nose grew a hurt.
averythetiger: !card Malfunction
LRRbot: Malfunction [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / When Malfunction enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cam did a study on Randomness, right? So he should be good at making an entirely useless pool.
InsertUserHere_: Bette
Izhuark: @Revenentforce True their could be some boros pump build in there. But there will be removal running around so i think it's still not that good.
greatwahooney: music back yay!
raven534: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Paul.
embyrr922: Music back
WolfgangCloud: Music Back!
cuttlefishman: This is... different?
TheWarbo: music back!
Sanaj: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE
raven534: Music!
BleedingToast: malfUnction
InsertUserHere_: !advice
LRRbot: Don't challenge the chat.
Terradana: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
SAJewers: there we go
simriel: Don't chat the Challenge
embyrr922: !findquote fine
LRRbot: Quote #3716: "The jabberwock showed up and told me to kill a bunch of people, that's fine, that's normal." —Cameron [2016-12-09]
Izhuark: All hail the return of the music !
djalternative: remember the time James got trolled to the tune of $16000?
Revenentforce: im use to randomness in deck building, i saw 5 different decks in cams pool. and 7 different builds in grahams
Lithobraker: Titan457 the amount of damage that will be done to a sleeved card by riffle shuffling in a long night of playing is imperceptible.
cuttlefishman: wait, if your supposed to bake your sword into a loaf of french bread...
lirazel64: There we are!
cuttlefishman: does that... is it a batard sword?
Hardlessdaimio: thinking- Music
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Izhuark: @cuttlefishman I'm french and i'm not sure to understand your joke ^^'
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Izhuark: Ohh, i got it now...
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cuttlefishman: a batard is a loaf of bread
Feminine_Desires: @Izhuark batard = battered.
cuttlefishman: smaller than a baguette
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Geekscience: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:16.
raven534: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
Geekscience: Did i miss the draft, deckbuilding or round one? how late am I?
evalarene: isn't pain a loaf of bread?
Izhuark: Oh, i thought it was because Bastard translated to batard @cuttlefishman
Feminine_Desires: Missed the draft
cuttlefishman: bâtard
myrddinthewizard: Just the draft
cuttlefishman: technically
Geekscience: nice
Geekscience: just in time
flatluigi: lrrSIGNAL
ChargingFerret: We are heading into deck building
LoadingReadyRun: hows the audio sync
Geekscience: seems fine to me
djalternative: audio sync is fine
Chartle: on point
shea_wolfe: Seems great
Smoke108: looks synced
lirazel64: Better!
Nigouki: the year is when Blade Runner is set Kappa
Nyx_fire: HahaCat is so cute
Earthenone: lips line up
cuttlefishman: Can they clap their hands for us to check?
Terradana: all good
syrup1_gt: good
simriel: Looks good
Comrademik: the suprise rumble entry! the deck tech!
evalarene: 10/10 synch wise
LoadingReadyRun: cool!
BleedingToast: it all good
everybody1982: It gouda
randompherret: fine
NathanJay_GA: Glad I got here for deck building, at least!
flatluigi: grahamuel
espi: @LoadingReadyRun Can we get Adam to clap just for fun?
Damion277: looks fine to me.
Hardlessdaimio: VoHiYo
Shadowner: its so good
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun it's all good, don't think need to do anything
gamercat88: oh a good card
TehAmelie: some cards have been selected
averythetiger: Gangler
Smoke108: The Gangler
photosinensis: Oh hey, already looking up.
flatluigi: camera looks blurry
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Alas_Babylon: Gurmangler
Plasterboard: table cam out of focus?
Nyx_fire: top down is blurry and no card reader?
Comrademik: yeah, top down is a little out of focus
Geekscience: cardreader broke
Smoke108: not showing up on card reader
djalternative: cardreader plz
Comrademik: actually a lot out of focus
InsertUserHere_: It feels foggy yeah
Titan457: Card reader no
Terradana: !fine
espi: cardreader wants its cristmas break too
gamercat88: everything is on backdraft time
InsertUserHere_: !panic
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LariatWest: Hybrid 2-drop? In this format? Card's busted!
Terradana: lrrFINE
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Nigouki: Boxing Day stream was too much of a party
Nyx_fire: panicBasket
simriel: It not Perfect SYstem
BleedingToast: malfUnction lrrFINE
Juliamon: The lighting seems dimb
Juliamon: -b
espi: bears!
lirazel64: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Repel the Darkness [2W] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
Plasterboard: force of habit, muscle memory, wishful thinking. As long as they talk about the cards we are probably ok.
Alas_Babylon: Jeskai... Prowess?
TehAmelie: this is why he's Paul
LRRbot: Rune Snag [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2} plus an additional {2} for each card named Rune Snag in each graveyard.
manfred909: I believe everything Graham says about cameras
LRRbot: Sultai Skullkeeper [1U] | Creature — Naga Shaman [2/1] | When Sultai Skullkeeper enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Dreamscape Artist [1U] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Comrademik: don't do that to Adam, g. he trusts you so much
shurtal: was the top down camera always on a slight delay?
LRRbot: Crushing Canopy [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with flying. / • Destroy target enchantment.
espi: he casts Harrow, love that card
LRRbot: Brawn [3G] | Creature — Incarnation [3/3] | Trample / As long as Brawn is in your graveyard and you control a Forest, creatures you control have trample.
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
LRRbot: Skyspear Cavalry [3WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Double strike
Martizz1e: does anyone else not have audio?
LRRbot: Ingot Chewer [4R] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | When Ingot Chewer enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact. / Evoke {R}
atrociouslyambisinister: Strowman?
flatluigi: i have audio
CardinalJobber: Audio is fine for me
myrddinthewizard: Brawn is not DONE WITH YOU!!!
Alas_Babylon: Flying, double strike, trample, haste sounds hilarious
Comrademik: huh, @shurtal now you mention it
Ukon_Cairns: brawn and anger to combo with dreamscape artist bloobyPog
FlameI7: Branger?
InsertUserHere_: @Martizz1e Audio's good
flatluigi: i think graham might be going red
LRRbot: Verdant Eidolon [3G] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | {G}, Sacrifice Verdant Eidolon: Add three mana of any one color. / Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Verdant Eidolon from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
cuttlefishman: better
LRRbot: Bloodflow Connoisseur [2B] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodflow Connoisseur.
LRRbot: Stitcher's Apprentice [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [1/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Homunculus creature token, then sacrifice a creature.
CardinalJobber: If you play Brawn, your opponents are gonna get these hands
LRRbot: Beckon Apparition [{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
Martizz1e: thanks everyone must be my earbuds
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
LRRbot: Flight of Fancy [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Flight of Fancy enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature has flying.
Smoke108: So you're saying Cam drafted a bunch of sac outlets
Naarius: 2 drop tribal
ancientspark: It's Cam, he probably thinks creatures are bad :P
embyrr922: Bear force one
LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Patchwork Gnomes [3] | Artifact Creature — Gnome [2/1] | Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.
Comrademik: @loadingreadyrun is there normally a delay on the top down?
TehAmelie: Cam was saying stuff like "just pick the weakest card in a vacuum" but i thought he was kidding
CardinalJobber: Bear Force One in action baby.
LRRbot: Walker of the Grove [6GG] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | When Walker of the Grove leaves the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Elemental creature token. / Evoke {4}{G}
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
DrVishiGaming: hey everyone!
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller's Accomplice [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Ghoulcaller's Accomplice from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Titan457: For some reason the video and chat are really out of sinc for me. Card are showing up in chat before he reveals them.
LRRbot: Twins of Maurer Estate [4B] | Creature — Vampire [3/5] | Madness {2}{B}
evalarene: Comrademik I'm not seeing a delay
LRRbot: Rakdos Shred-Freak [{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/1] | Haste
Foxmar320: Hello
LRRbot: Deranged Assistant [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
Comrademik: there was... and now there isn't
Lithobraker: Titan457 refresh should help
LRRbot: Angelic Renewal [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may sacrifice Angelic Renewal. If you do, return that card to the battlefield.
Feltic: It's not a mana curve, it's a mana wall! lrrHERE
Comrademik: am I going mad?
Skajetolaf: Did Cam draft this deck?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, this honestly isn't bad
djalternative: Isn't brawn green, and in the "deck"?
LRRbot: Undying Rage [2R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block. / When Undying Rage is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Undying Rage to its owner's hand.
Titan457: @lithobraker I have. Twice.
CorruptDropbear: 2 mana tribal
simriel: goes infinite with Sun Titan
Izhuark: Ooh, this deck look better than i thought it would...
simriel: the Renewel
GamesAndInk: @loadingreadyrun Please, whenever possible, have the table friend be one of the people who drafted a deck.
LRRbot: Offalsnout [2B] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flash / When Offalsnout leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard. / Evoke {B}
CardinalJobber: That is one ugly card.
LRRbot: Penumbra Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [6/6] | Trample / When Penumbra Wurm dies, create a 6/6 black Wurm creature token with trample.
LRRbot: Reckless Wurm [3RR] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{R}
LRRbot: Staunch-Hearted Warrior [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Staunch-Hearted Warrior, put two +1/+1 counters on Staunch-Hearted Warrior.
Smoke108: Good thing you got that token for the wurm
Lithobraker: I think Bant would be pretty good in this pool
noSmokeFire: backdrafting is like sealed except the laws of probability hate you
FlameI7: UWB creatures?
MrPhlip: 12 2-drops?
tawnos: illHi
the_bananarchist: I mean the worst cards in a Masters draft is still pretty good
GamesAndInk: @loadingreadyrun Watching Cam watch his deck plow through Graham's opponent would be juicy...
MrPhlip: is this Gatecrash again?
FlameI7: The three colors best known for creatures
Alas_Babylon: Ultimate Masters
CorruptDropbear: 2 Mana Tribal is a thing!
Skudd: Angler seems good enough to splash Black for
Comrademik: @nosmokefire so like when I play sealed normally?
smartguyc1089: hard aggro
Izhuark: Do you really want to play the apparitions ?
xixyz: you may not like it but this is what peek curve looks like
Smoke108: T-Spin to Win
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Diabore: @GamesAndInk cam is grahams opponent
Titan457: !card Angelic Renewal
LRRbot: Angelic Renewal [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may sacrifice Angelic Renewal. If you do, return that card to the battlefield.
TehAmelie: the classic blue white aggro
DoodlestheGreat: Cam did an amazing job of stitching you up, Graham.
Izhuark: Oh yeah since it's aggro
cuttlefishman: L block is worst
Izhuark: i'm dumb...
cuttlefishman: it knows what it did
Trymantha: T-block best block
CorruptDropbear: I'd run black and remove a few 2drops
KartoffelKaiser: L block is the one that people keep voting for in polls and such
djalternative: The T piece is the best piece cause of T-spins
MrPhlip: S is the worst Tetris piece. Z is second-worst.
noSmokeFire: blue/white grounds
KartoffelKaiser: Like of all the tetris pieces, I've seen the most "L Block for smash"
Comrademik: square block is the best block
Foxmar320: wow Cam did some work on this
embyrr922: UW nonsense
CardinalJobber: Blue / White Earth
virre_: Instead of Flying Men just Flying
Comrademik: all y'all forgetting what it does for you
virre_: er Men
TheWarbo: graham's mana curve is orange ricky https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0MXQZUXcAM3y1v.jpg
FlameI7: Burrowing men
noSmokeFire: "what are you on?" "men"
abaoa_qu: Did Cam completely dodge all interaction?
Ristow: i call this deck "please don't play a 2/4"
Lithobraker: MrPhlip wait really? Tetris has a chiral preference?
TehAmelie: on the plus side, you can sideboard in a whole UBW deck
CorruptDropbear: Flying Men Deck
kirbytronic: Somewhere Jer's Blue/White control deck started bleeding
cabbageboy_: hello gamers!
MrPhlip: @Lithobraker no, it was joeks
cmdrud87: O believe the technical term is "Leroy Jenkins"
alterius913: @TheWarbo I'm holding out for a Hero in most decks.
espi: @Ristow "Dies to Pillarfield Ox"
Diabore: wait, are they deciding pairings on decks?
Izhuark: I would splash for the angler i think...
FlameI7: Do you have any removal?
noSmokeFire: contents: one (1) synergy
abaoa_qu: This deck cannot beat giant spider
SydPreviouslyHeadache: screaming big maw
noSmokeFire: !card raid bombardment
LRRbot: Raid Bombardment [2R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, Raid Bombardment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.
Geekscience: I think its representative of the format when, even when drafting the worst deck possible, the deck still manages to be okay
Lithobraker: MrPhlip aww, it would be cool if there was some obscure reason quirk that made it slightly chiral
NrgSpoon: i mean, i'm sure tetris has a minor preference for S/Z and J/L, since the pieces can't appear in the direct center
Smoke108: Gotem
hd_dabnado: this isnt a cavalcade!
noSmokeFire: it's a cavalcan't
aldruon: wait, did people draft eachother's decks? i just got here
Izhuark: Azorius punch !
alterius913: @aldruon Backdraft!
snowcookies: it's backdradfting
CardinalJobber: Beat down Cam with his own draft. The bad beats that would be.
ChargingFerret: Backdraft
Geekscience: @aldruon one person drafts, another has to make a deck from that pool
noSmokeFire: this is a backdraft: everyone drafts the worst deck possible, then trades pools
Feminine_Desires: @aldruon yep, they drafted *bad* decks for everyone else
aldruon: ah, that sounds awful to play but good TV
Titan457: That was a fairly painless deckbuild.
TehAmelie: what a surprise for Cam
atrociouslyambisinister: Sublime Archangel has a really awful ska band
Izhuark: @aldruon Well since it's a high powered format the decks seems actually decent x)
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flatluigi: @aldruon the thing is, given the power level of the set and the fact that _someone_has to pick up the good cards, it ends up being shockingly playable
tawnos: I keep wanting to run a team chaos backdraft... hard to wrangle enough people at the same time, though
tawnos: I have the packs, just need to find the people and time :)
averythetiger: This feels like an old fashioned prisoner's dilemma type deal. It would be just as easy for everybody to try to draft well for each other and balance it that way... if only they trusted each other.
Klandox: @tawnos count me in, but if its further than an hour by bike please pay for my transport
SharkHero08: Thanks for the HahaShrugRight @starknight42
tawnos: @averythetiger backdraft can be amazing because of the game theory :D
Revenentforce: see theres something i think they did wrong with this backdraft... i wouldnt have even looked at the cards. just randomly grab one and pass it
Kykiwi: if were in their position i would draft an architype that iam bad at
corpseponcho: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:22.
Heborik: HahaPoint HahaPoint
TheOrigamiGamer: masaeGift_SA
Klandox: monobrown and all non-basic lands would be the stuff i pick in a backdraft
monosceros: wait did the PPR thing say #LRRTHD instead of #LRRTHB
TheDoomRhombus: lrrAWESOME_TK
Anubix_007: TheIlluminati
corpseponcho: what is a backdraft?
syrup1_gt: PixelBob
tawnos: @Klandox well, I'm in the greater Seattle area, and I'll probably not be traveling much until after March, but I'm planning a trip east after that to visit magic folks. Trying to see if any events line up.
Heborik: voleYES voleYES
planeswalkingjedi: Heyo!
kirbytronic: Draft a deck, someone else plays it
korvys: @corpseponcho You swap card pools after the draft, so you (ideally) draft the worst deck possible
Nyx_fire: @corpseponcho you draft the pools other people get
Revenentforce: @corpseponcho a backdraft is essentially drafting for someone else. other then making the pool thats the only activity you have with your own pool
Klandox: @tawnos would be cool if you traveled far enough east to end up in europe somehow
syrup1_gt: @corpseponcho drafting a bad deck that someone else will play
Izhuark: I think the most evil way to backdraft is to push people to mana screw themselves
averythetiger: It does say THD on the PPR image. On Twitter too. It's THB. @LoadingReadyRun
Izhuark: Making sure to not go heavy into any colour and picking a lot of double pip and triple pip cards
tawnos: @Klandox might try to do CCC this year in Germany, still need to plan out what all I'm doing since I know we have a trip to Myanmar in a year
Izhuark: Even if it means taking good cards
Lithobraker: The Paul and Cam cards in the Friday Nights are amazing
averythetiger: So pumped for Theros: Deyond Beath.
korvys: Ideally you would grab 9 cards of each colour, I guess? then they have to play 9/9/5, which is pretty bad
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Klandox: @tawnos well if my canadian highlander deck is finally done i'm planning a pilgrimage to yellowjacket so lets see who gets where first
Izhuark: @korvys Yeah that would be the ideal draft.
tawnos: The O's Dey on d Beath
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL the Paul card comes from a true place :P
kirbytronic: After today's Friday Nights I watched Mr. Wheeler's other appearance as Baby Wheeler
Revenentforce: @korvys less then that so it forces 4 or 5 color
kirbytronic: aka, Ben, the person running the M14 prerelease
tawnos: @Klandox yeah, that's just a couple hours north of here (plus a ferry ride) :)
spectralsarah: !song
Izhuark: It's hard to do less than that since you have 45 cards in a master set.
korvys: @Revenentforce Well, you're drafting 45 cards, so 9 would be minimum - and artifacts would just increase the valid cards for a colour
korvys: Maybe less with lands
Revenentforce: your forgetting lands lol
tawnos: P1P1 = land
planeswalkingjedi: @kirbytronic it's weird, seeing Baby Wheeler again after growing used to how current Wheeler looks now, ha ha
Lithobraker: tawnos oh hey, if you get the chance flip off Aung San Suu Kyi for me
korvys: Less forget, more... simplifying
FlameI7: Artifacts too
Izhuark: Yeah, things like Ancient tomb would be pretty spicy with that strategy
korvys: @FlameI7 Artifacts go in anything though, so they really count for all colours
FlameI7: That's fair
tawnos: @Lithobraker ... why 0.o
Titan457: @lithobraker I think we should avoid getting political here.
djalternative: @korvys but artifacts are brown tho
Klandox: @tawnos so how is it to be the best and only acceptable red/blue commander? also really love your wand <3
TehAmelie: my unnerving relatives. . .putting 100 bucks in my bank account and then 300 more just as i write to start asking who it's from
tawnos: Life's not bad. Been doing a lot of silverworking recently
korvys: But yeah, if you can get 5 lands, you're forcing them to play like... 8/8/7? Though if the lands are fixing that's worse.
tawnos: ftlTawnos SantaHat
Chartle: just get fixing for the worst colors
Chartle: :D
photosinensis: Making yourself a new candelabra, tawnos?
Sogheim: I still wanna make a Hope of Ghirapur EDH deck like Paul had in that one Friday Nights, but I've no idea how that would even work without Eldrazi
tawnos: @photosinensis my current reading light works great, thanks. You can keep that old art project ;)
Tantusar: Oh boy, thanks Twitch, I always wanted wow and flutter in my streaming experience.
Chartle: i mean there's probably more than 60 artifacts to choose from @Sogheim ;)
Izhuark: @korvys Yeah you really want to give them colorless utility lands like ancient tomb or desolate lighthouse in that format.
photosinensis: Man, I wish I had it. It'd go great in my Urza deck
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tawnos: @photosinensis I made a bunch of planeswalker pendants that I gave away at GP Vegas, and am currently working on some flower designs
Izhuark: too bad they are mostly at rare
Klandox: @Tantusar turn off minimum latency in the advanced options should help
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operadicalagent: hey graham, did you name the bear force one deck after the song?
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Titan457: @sogheim Probably just go for some KCI shenanigans
Sogheim: @Chartle I was thinking lands. so many Wastes
TemporallyAwry: @Sogheim I'd assume you'd try to find a way to sneak Traxos in from your library and do artifact shenanigans?
lirazel64: Does anyone actually play Tiny Leaders, or is that format dead?
hawkfalcon8: Thanks for the HahaSleep @martizz1e
antonaqua: Oof, guessing from the break screen I've missed the draft
TeamDarkBeginning: @sogheim you could go with equipment Voltron? it's not ideal but I have a Traxos edh deck that not bad
simriel: @lirazel64 It got solved like 3 months in?
lirazel64: Ah.
kirbytronic: @antonaqua Draft and build, game one coming soon
Klandox: @lirazel64 i'm trying to build one that would work against normal commander decks. it isn't going well
Feminine_Desires: Tiny leaders proved to be unfun because of the mana restriction
korvys: What's the other one, with signature spells?
lirazel64: I still might try it with my grandson.
Izhuark: Oathbreaker ?
antonaqua: @korvys Oathbreaker
djalternative: oathbreaker is still fun
simriel: @lirazel64 You could play Jund, Burn, Counterburn or One Combo
operadicalagent: honestly, I think they're kind of over valuing ulamog etc. Casting an 8 drop in a deck with no support is kind of rough, let alone a 10 drop.
flatluigi: lrrSIGNAL
korvys: Oh yeah, check out Oathbreaker
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I also have a Traxos EDH. And it is kinda stupid. Kill a lot of people.
tawnos: mods, are links okay?
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simriel: Oathbreaker I still need to build
Foxmar320: hello
Sogheim: @TemporallyAwry ooh could you run the Trains vehicles?
randompherret: Thanks for the HahaBall @exitpursuedbyabear
flatluigi: goodbye graham
Camail: tight
CardinalJobber: *dramatic zoom in on Adam*
CorruptDropbear: ENHANCE
planeswalkingjedi: Yooooo
gamercat88: closer, closer, closer
photosinensis: Poor Cam.
freshmaker__: Sad to see Oathbreaker fall in popularity, but that's bound to happen with a format that isn't officially supported.
planeswalkingjedi: First time catching a FNPF
aldruon: oh no now Adam's bigger NotLikeThis :P <3
Izhuark: Weeee're heeeeere !
ninjim84: Thanks for the HahaBall @exitpursuedbyabear
lirazel64: I will look at Oathbreaker, thanks
simriel: I wanna play Lands in Oathbreaker
TemporallyAwry: @Sogheim I've toyed around with a colors artifact deck for my playgroup - but someone is already running the "Lol Eldrazi" deck, so *shrug*
CorruptDropbear: lrrCAMERON_TK
simriel: No one will like me
Feminine_Desires: @freshmaker__ it was basically just worse brawl/edh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lands and spells
antonaqua: Didnt oathbreaker get solved with Wrne and Six // Summer Bloom?
TehAmelie: a 60 or 63% chance of "someone" getting their own deck sounds like good odds, but
flatluigi: cam's mic is off
MeImoth: cam muted?
theambivalentagender: @simriel try Windgrace?
monosceros: anyway here's wonderwall
Chartle: @Sogheim there's 227 colorless identity lands :D
TheWarbo: yeah there is a 1/6 chance that *you* get *yours* back so probably not great to bank on
CardinalJobber: It's The Wall, BROTHER!
WowoT: does the set seem dark to me?
snowcookies: The Wall by Pink Floyd
MrPhlip: The chance of getting your own deck was pretty low, but the chances that _someone_ would get their own deck were relatively high
red_shoes_jeff: Mic 5?
hd_dabnado: Mic 5!
FlameI7: Mic 5!
Kykiwi: oooh
Chartle: mic 3?
Kykiwi: the meta plays
ancientspark: Cowaaaards!
Izhuark: Yeah drawing is strong
kirbytronic: Graham's deck represented by Strong Mad
fiftymcnasty: mic 5
korvys: lrrFRUMP
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
simriel: @theambivalentagender Nah, Nissa, the U/G one, and Nissa's Triumph as your spell
Kykiwi: EXcuse me
antonaqua: :D
MrPhlip: Wait, Cam got both Power _and_ Toughness? How does it feel to be the world's biggest lucksack?
CardinalJobber: Oh snap
kamelion84: lrrWOW
CorruptDropbear: ANCIENT TOMB MANA
tehfewl: ANCIENT TOMB MANA
Wordeno: POWERFUL MAGIC
atrociouslyambisinister: The fuck
LRRbot: Sultai Skullkeeper [1U] | Creature — Naga Shaman [2/1] | When Sultai Skullkeeper enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
Titan457: Bruh
Kumakaori: did cam state whose draft he inherited?
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
korvys: Who drafted Cam's deck?
LRRbot: Angelic Renewal [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may sacrifice Angelic Renewal. If you do, return that card to the battlefield.
kirbytronic: wheelerPog
D00kqc: woah
NrgSpoon: now graham can play most of his deck!
freshmaker__: @Feminine_Desires I think its different enough to those formats and also at a time when Brawl was truly dead, but I respect your opinion.
Izhuark: We start to see the theme of Graham's deck x)
Shadowner: rip
ninjim84: @CorruptDropbear lol, beat me to the punch
Anubix_007: It sounds like Grahams Deck Should Be called Dale Ernhardt
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Wordeno: pog
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature — Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
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LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
EldritchProwler: lrrARROW
LRRbot: Twins of Maurer Estate [4B] | Creature — Vampire [3/5] | Madness {2}{B}
aldruon: Cam firstblooded himself!
aldruon: gg
tsuchinoko_: Thanks for the HahaDoge @lord_byron47
TrueSkorn: Alex was trashing Star Wars Lore on his channel o I came back.
Izhuark: Maurerer
rarermonsters: Why Crow? Why?
CardinalJobber: Graham is going to stand on top of a hotel and signal towards Hulk Hogan with his deck, The Wall.
red_shoes_jeff: I predict a fast game.
kirbytronic: I'm pretty sure if you have 7 ancient tombs Wheeler phases in through the wall
gamercat88: caw
Izhuark: Nevermore
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: or THX.wav?
Sogheim: they are zombie crows...
swaggytaco: crows aren't real
TehAmelie: so you lose 2 life and graveyard two cards. and for my turn. . .
LRRbot: Dreamscape Artist [1U] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TheGcsmith: The crows are noble, and sing the doctor's praises
KingOfDoma: don't shit talk crows. they'll HEAR you
LRRbot: Cathodion [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | When Cathodion dies, add {C}{C}{C}.
rarermonsters: Ack
korvys: Corvids are very smart. Here is one painting a incredibly goth looking painting. https://66.media.tumblr.com/0fe79e6fe46f88539b05532a98c25bd0/tumblr_pto0zuqMdo1t1u4v3_1280.png
aldruon: Cam has all the colorless mana :)
Izhuark: Yup colourless 3/3 looks pretty good
atrociouslyambisinister: Wow Cam's got Mana
antonaqua: 3 mana 3/3 with upside, looks deece
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he gets to thin his deck
Chartle: graham probs could have played the gurmangler with dreamscape artist in the deck
TehAmelie: crows have entered the stone age, apparently. they've learned to teach each other to build tools, improvising from available materials
KamikaziManiac: dreamscape artist is actually decent, yeah
Titan457: Ramping to infinity!
Ukon_Cairns: Harrow, a staple in Monoblue
korvys: Who drafted Graham's deck? Cam?
wargodmogis: Yes
Angreed66: jokes on you graham with the wall at 2
Diabore: @korvys are corvids a subspecies of bird of is that just a autocorrect?
LRRbot: Safehold Elite [1{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Persist
phorrestgaze2: oh, that'll filter the deck nicely
Lithobraker: pretty plains!
korvys: @Diabore Bird family containing crows, ravens, etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvidae
MrPhlip: If we're keeping score, if Cam wins he gets 2 points - he won, and his draft pool lost.
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
TheWarbo: I assumed it was a portmanteau of Cathode-Ion
Anaerin: Diabore A corvid is crows, ravens or the like.
Shadowner: a cathode ray tube is old tech
Izhuark: Cathodian are basically big daddies right ? So it's kinda the same thing.
dangerous_safety: The Chthonian Cathonian Custodian
wargodmogis: Life is a resource
korvys: @Diabore Also, the root word of my name :P
Diabore: @korvys so a super species of birds, cool
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
Gekyouryuu: it is why Corvi-Knight in the pokemans
Nyx_fire: whos pool did cameron get again?
TehAmelie: magpies, rooks, jackdaws. so rich in our mythology
evalarene: Cori
evalarene: 's
evalarene: pool
Nyx_fire: ty
LRRbot: Repel the Darkness [2W] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. / Draw a card.
CardinalJobber: Repel the Dankness
LRRbot: Heliod's Pilgrim [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When Heliod's Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
A_Dub888: !findquote darkness
LRRbot: Quote #3623: "I miss the darkness!" —Liz, of Kathleen [2016-11-17]
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
korvys: @TehAmelie Funnily enough, Australian Magpies are not Corvids, they're a kind of butcherbird
smartguyc1089: that's like actual synergy
ancientspark: Spiiiiicy
TehAmelie: curious
Izhuark: Thank's cori !
Anaerin: That's a good card, what's it doing in this deck?
n3ther: mmm infinite gyro
gamercat88: ulamog, dat guy?
Diabore: the infinite gyro
Karfsma778: Infinite Gyro
Naarius: More infinite than the infinite guy
Gekyouryuu: U-lmao-g
Titan457: That’s so many guys
TehAmelie: more like Ulamog, the infinitely wheeled
CardinalJobber: UWUlamag
atrociouslyambisinister: Infinite Gyro. delicious.
KamikaziManiac: turn to mist is an answer to Faith's Fetters though :(
lirazel64: Jay's, OTOH, are corvids. And hella smart.
Metalupis: Infinite Gruyere
Ukon_Cairns: miasUwU lamog
atrociouslyambisinister: Infinite Gyro Zeppeli?
freshmaker__: The Infinite Guy-er. He guys infinitely. Whatever that means.
LRRbot: Skyspear Cavalry [3WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Double strike
aldruon: he's infinitely more guy than other ulamog's :P
Diabore: thats why their second printing is hungry, someone took their gyro
Mister_Hush: @Ukon_Cairns thanks I ahte it
hd_dabnado: its live, so something is gonna happen
Foxmar320: oh nice
Titan457: Infinite rotational energy
Izhuark: That looks like a faith fetter target
CorruptDropbear: Good thing he drew that aura
fiftymcnasty: I think its might be more how the gyro is cooked on a rotating spit
virre_: After he fetched Faith fetters
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Karfsma778: Stick it in the fetters!
Comrademik: how bad is haloumi for lactose intolerant folk?
TehAmelie: fettered?
freshmaker__: Faith's Fet, Fetter, and Fettest.
Comrademik: because a vegetarian gyro with haloumi as the protein would be amazing
CardinalJobber: Fetters are just fans of Boba Fett
ninjim84: I think Paul just brewed up another button quote
LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
Skudd: I was about to make a Boba Fetters joke
Gekyouryuu: a Fetter is someone who makes Boba Tea
Comrademik: or go with a doner kebab, but with falafel
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5165: "Crabbo gets the stabbo?" —Adam [2018-07-14]
Shadowner: gyrocompass/gyroscope came before the gyro sandwich of beef or lamb with yogurt sauce
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Lithobraker: did cam gain 4?
KamikaziManiac: he did
TheWarbo: spiderman pointing at spiderman meme
atrociouslyambisinister: @lithobraker yep!
KamikaziManiac: been taking daamge from Ancient Tomb
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MagisterSieran: !quote graham
kirbytronic: If popular media has taught me anything, nothing called a Fete doesn't end with a bloodbath
Foxmar320: That sounds great
Izhuark: You really would ?
hd_dabnado: i
Foxmar320: Tomb juice slurry
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
flatluigi: o/' sweet bod o/'
hd_dabnado: i would as well
Kaaosa: I just wanna drink the juice
tehfewl: Slurp the Tomb Juice
atrociouslyambisinister: !findquote party
LRRbot: Quote #5930: "We have an amazing sausage party." —Serge [2019-03-18]
adamdaw: blame it on the tomb juice
TheWarbo: what if you came across tomb juice trapped in a jar...
kirbytronic: !find quote Graham
prestonhd: How do you prevent someone from just randomly drafting all five colors in back draft?
gamercat88: but where do they keep the tomb juice, is it in a jar? would you release it...
Titan457: Delicious sarcophagus cheese.
atrociouslyambisinister: hehe. Serge...
aldruon: Adam, from what we know from your persona playthrough, you'd drink any juice offered to you.
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kirbytronic: autocorrect!
freshmaker__: Faith's Fetid Tomb Juice
atrociouslyambisinister: Fêtedness?
adamdaw: unless the juice is in a jar?
Titan457: !findquote tomb
LRRbot: Quote #5504: "As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb." —Serge [2018-11-11]
Sogheim: well, if I'm gonna bring Nyarlathotep the Immortal Pharaoh into this world, tomb juice is my best bet
averythetiger: atrociouslyambisinister you don't
TehAmelie: everyone tries to get five color weak stuff, so no one really can
Comrademik: I mean, the last time I imagined I was a mummy I was playing mummy the curse
LRRbot: Canker Abomination [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Treefolk Horror [6/6] | As Canker Abomination enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it for each creature that player controls.
Comrademik: I had a kaiju wrestling match with an evil mummy
kirbytronic: 5 color nothing that costs less than 6
atrociouslyambisinister: Remember Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
flatluigi: bleh goes on the stack
ancientspark: When your only answer to 3/3s are 3/1s
TheWarbo: that just made me think of RQ
TheWarbo: "Hey Alex, do you remember Ed, Edd, and Eddy?"
korvys: Who got Adam's deck?
aldruon: so like most of the decks i make for myself, playable but do nothing :P
atrociouslyambisinister: @thewarbo I mentioned it because of the Canker Sisters but honestly fair
Feminine_Desires: The trick for backdraft is to make sure you have an equal amount of all colours, no fixing and as many 2-3-4 coloured pips as possible
jawz77: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:10.
Diabore: @korvys cori
LRRbot: Beckon Apparition [{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
TheWarbo: atrociouslyambisinister I never watched it, but knew of it. But that's just where my brain goes on "Hey, remember...?" now
MrPhlip: Pools went Adam -> Cori -> Cam -> Graham -> Adam; Ben -> Nelson -> Ben
kirbytronic: I thought you charged them 50 dollars, Paul
korvys: Adam->Cori->Cam->Graham->Adam and Ben<->Nelson
Feminine_Desires: the goal is not to negate synergies, but to make sure the opponent can't actually cast stuff
Uppercaseccc: 15 more turns
korvys: Oh, thankyou @MrPhlip
NrgSpoon: Graham's win condition hit the table turn 1
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all!
freshmaker__: I always read that as Become Apparition because my brain is very smart
atrociouslyambisinister: Hey @thewarbo, remember Road Quest?
simriel: !card canker
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cankerous Thirst; Canker Abomination
TheWarbo: I see we have moved onto the "cycle decomposition" portion of permutation theory :-D
LRRbot: Repel the Darkness [2W] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. / Draw a card.
Feltic: Powerful magic happening, not here, but somewhere
simriel: !card canker abm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Izhuark: Repel the darkness MVP of the format Kappa
LRRbot: Canker Abomination [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Treefolk Horror [6/6] | As Canker Abomination enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it for each creature that player controls.
Lithobraker: Stand against the darkness!
LRRbot: Wingsteed Rider [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Wingsteed Rider, put a +1/+1 counter on Wingsteed Rider.
TehAmelie: it's powerful, but the power is distributed toward maximum entropy
A_Dub888: Graham "Can't truck with 3/3s" Stark
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
tinaun: this reminds me of the deck i made in a uma draft that used magus of the bazaar to dump my hand into my graveyard and then just lose because i didn't have madness or flashback, just card draw
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
TrueSkorn: lrrCAMERON
LRRbot: Sultai Skullkeeper [1U] | Creature — Naga Shaman [2/1] | When Sultai Skullkeeper enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh snap. that Unicorn would have saved the day
korvys: !card Acatian Ci
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Uppercaseccc: adam is dead
Noodles_15: Take anything you want
Gekyouryuu: !card Icatian Crier
LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
ExhaustedElox: *swings my arm to the beat* I was blocked by twoooo men.
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Take every thing you want!
Shadowner: life
Foxmar320: wow
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
A_Dub888: #BlameCori
korvys: He can't, Paul
Izhuark: #BlameCori
Sogheim: channeling Serge hard
korvys: It's been fettered
Karfsma778: At 21 after using Ancient Tomb like 4 times
freshmaker__: Just Fink me up
Uppercaseccc: #blameCori
LRRbot: Whirlwind Adept [4U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [4/2] | Hexproof / Prowess
Foxmar320: I thought they were drafting bad decks Kappa
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Gain 3
xixyz: only a staple in gruul
Diabore: damn, cam got the good deck
n3ther: isn't this deck supposed to be bad monkaS
Izhuark: Can go into any white or green deck !
kirbytronic: If your name is Serge
FlameI7: Can is unstoppable!
aldruon: Cam is now the primer lands player of the format
averythetiger: To be fair, the Finks were the last card in that pack
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cam gained 2, not 3
atrociouslyambisinister: Why didn't you just draft a better deck Graham lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: Cam knows what he has built for Graham eh
TeamDarkBeginning: I don't think Graham is winning this folks
Gekyouryuu: @n3ther as bad as possible, but they drafted Ultimate Masters. good cards happen eventually
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
KamikaziManiac: lol
flatluigi: lol
Chartle: finks gains 2 @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise if that's what you were talking about
freshmaker__: Modern all star, Martyr of Sands
Izhuark: Oh right, i remember why i picked that x)
TwilightAvalon: If Graham had the Eldrazi, he could gain 33 LUL
Clockwork_Cthulhu: It's Just Another Brick in the Wall
TwilightAvalon: nevermind, its not white
TehAmelie: it's a Martyr, it likes chump blocking
KamikaziManiac: you gain number of white cards revealed
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, the Martyr cycle only works with cards of that color
Shadowner: those self millcards
tinaun: in that same draft my opponent played martyr of souls as if it didn't have a sac and i didn't notice until he used it like, 3 times
xixyz: it's a thrashing brontodon in white
tinaun: felt bad
Izhuark: Marthyr of sand is actually decent but you need to have it early.
korvys: And gain 4 life
KartoffelKaiser: 2 card 6 mana +1/+1 counter lets go
Izhuark: It's a terrible topdeck
Chartle: hey a counter is still 1
freshmaker__: The Heroic play
TeamDarkBeginning: that's a galaxy brain play Adam
aldruon: magic, i thought this was yugioh :P
syrup1_gt: big brain time
Clockwork_Cthulhu: We don't need no education
ALLxISxLOST: So when do we summon the Elder Ones and feel Hastur?
Naarius: My deck's hard counter is a 3/3
Sogheim: @tinaun sounds like someone confused it with Jasmine Seer...
atrociouslyambisinister: Sometimes you just gotta walk in, break that bottle over your head, and hand it to your opponent
Izhuark: 3/3 too stronk
Clockwork_Cthulhu: We don't need no thought control
Lithobraker: Apparently the bear wall folds to 3/3
Clockwork_Cthulhu: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Geekscience: wait, you can sideboard basics?
Clockwork_Cthulhu: Teachers leave them kids alone
FlameI7: That's not true, Graham beat like 3 3/3s
FlameI7: Cam just had 4
Ristow: Cam can get a double win here if he wins and his drafted deck loses
Clockwork_Cthulhu: Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone
TehAmelie: there's a joke about load bear-ing wall somewhere
tinaun: @Geekscience in limited you have infinite basics in your sideboard
Clockwork_Cthulhu: All in all it's just another brick in the wall All in all you're just another brick in the wall
syrup1_gt: esper no value
Geekscience: ah
Titan457: Wait till Cam whips out the third Faith’s Fetters
damn_i_am_pretty: Backdraft with Unstable, the dream silly bad
Lithobraker: Wait, this is just the Graham Surrakk conversation from Friday Nights!
Shadowner: half mad
TehAmelie: half-madness, or iratitude
Geekscience: the seldom expected 4th faith's fetters
flatluigi: ben and nelson traded decks
Izhuark: @damn_i_am_pretty Oohh, Contraptions would be such good pick in unstable backdraft.
MrPhlip: Nelson swapped with Ben
Zhedor: I had the opposite problem at FNM today. Turns out Oko isn't all that good if your opponent only plays small creatures and then puts counters on them, so they actually get bigger by turning them to elks
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5325: "What's the big Jay Leno looking thing?" —Adam [2018-09-23]
aldruon: Graham, like Surrak, cannot deal with a 3/3 :'(
randompherret: that weird feel when you are not walking a vod and they mention the vod
shea_wolfe: We see Graham here reprising his role from the most recent Friday Nights
atrociouslyambisinister: Well that's a rude way to talk about Adam lrrBEEJ
Clockwork_Cthulhu: "Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again!" "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?" "You, yes, you behind the bike sheds, stand still, laddy"
CastleOtranto: It's 2019, it's time to eat A... maybe I can't say that.
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like i still like the album, but man it's so frustrating what it became
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature — Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
korvys: Adam, apparently it's "Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate on Adam's Gamehaüs"
LRRbot: Skyspear Cavalry [3WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Double strike
Izhuark: Déjà vue !
T45k_Force_141: Surrak only friends are bears
KartoffelKaiser: a n c i e n t _ t o m b _ m a n a
CorruptDropbear: oh no his win con :O
Anaerin: !card ancient tomb
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
atrociouslyambisinister: Literal Monster Cameron Lauder
Lithobraker: Ancient Tomb Mana!
LRRbot: Patchwork Gnomes [3] | Artifact Creature — Gnome [2/1] | Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.
IanJacek: Adam I loved that you put the Lies of Locke Lamora in the giveaway yesterday have you read the other books? And if so what did you think of them?
virre_: The pool Cam had seems to be good?
philippekav: infinite blocker!
Titan457: This madlad
LRRbot: Repel the Darkness [2W] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller's Accomplice [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Ghoulcaller's Accomplice from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
aldruon: Adam was repelled does that mean Adam is Lrr's Darkness?
Izhuark: but does it beat a 3/3 Kappa
greatwahooney: Fun fact: the untap step is the only step where no player can ever gain priority!
MilesNaismith3: I magic missle the darkness
A_Dub888: !findquote pirates
LRRbot: Quote #6350: "All relationships are essentially pirate ships." —Paul [2019-08-21]
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
MagisterSieran: pirates were the best in rivals of ixilan draft
korvys: I didn't like how it was half-pirate half-heist. One or the other would have maybe been better.
frogomb: pirates were terrorists if you think about it
LRRbot: Rune Snag [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2} plus an additional {2} for each card named Rune Snag in each graveyard.
Foxmar320: LOL
GloriousMost: What the fuck is cams deck
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
flatluigi: ahahahaha
kamelion84: katesLol
tenthtechpriest: GALAXY BRAIN
Camail: No.
xixyz: big Pog
An_IRL_Rabbit: Damb owned
greatwahooney: I have found a snag
ThorSokar: GOT'EM!
gamercat88: the slow roll, nice g
Mr_Bitterness: That slow roll was perfect
Shadowner: shots fired
Bobtheninjagoldfish: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN gennaLUL
CorruptDropbear: lrrSACK
BTC1220: Got em 100
Jayrod1220: Cam just died
abaoa_qu: To the shadow realm, you say
TeamDarkBeginning: RIP
Diabore: chef kiss g
Foxmar320: Perfect timing G :P
photosinensis: RIP Cam
Titan457: Woof
LRRbot: Flight of Fancy [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Flight of Fancy enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature has flying.
98paperboys: I hear the shadow realm is nice this time of year
BrindleBoar: I mean, pirates were just thieves. Unless they were privateers, in which case they were thieves but for a government.
virre_: so game 3
atrociouslyambisinister: Turnaboot is fair play
TehAmelie: if only G could cap it off by playing Gurmangugler himself
Naarius: I'd like to report a murder
MagisterSieran: @frogomb except the privateers. those were state sponsored terrorists.
An_IRL_Rabbit: C'mon and slam, and welcome to Space Jam.
Shadowner: did he draw 2
atrociouslyambisinister: Come on and Slameron
Feminine_Desires: oh, that doesn't actually *save* him
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
Lithobraker: frogomb a bunch of the legal ground work for modern anti-terrorism laws was actually laid by historical anti-piracy law.
gamercat88: clearly it is a kitchen adam
atrociouslyambisinister: Fully. stable.
noSmokeFire: species: ouphe. profession: fink
Chartle: you fink so
tahoebyker: both I think?
kumatsu: Is it a Ratfink?
KoalaMeatPie : @LoadingReadyRun I Fink you're freaky and I like you a lot
lirazel64: @lithobraker Interesting!
Karfsma778: If you wanna fink about it that way
leebenningfield: I will show you the life of the mind
frogomb: I fink it's pronounced oof
BubbaRad: Howard Finkle?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Great movie
LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
Anaerin: Batfink, with it's Super-sonic sonar radar?
BrowneePoints: Huh...apparently it's pronounced "Oof" and is an old word for "goblin" or "elf"
LRRbot: Cathodion [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | When Cathodion dies, add {C}{C}{C}.
Revenentforce: *just nods to adam saying he asks the wrong questions*
LRRbot: Whirlwind Adept [4U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [4/2] | Hexproof / Prowess
atrociouslyambisinister: Wrong Questions Savidan we call him
FITorion: I a want a "Mirror" match... the two players drafted each others deck
Lithobraker: Pirates: the original Non-State Actors
TeamDarkBeginning: doesn't regenerate remove it from combat?
Camail: hey this is a real game of magic
Izhuark: Much whirl such wind
virre_: so Finch is Fink in Swedish so that creates confusion here (shouldn't it fly)
CorruptDropbear: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Camail: i demand a refund
Anaerin: They're coming for you, Adam.
Robot_Bones: The evil has been defeated!
Foxmar320: welp
TeamDarkBeginning: or am I old and confused
Naarius: That's just twitch cht
aldruon: Yes you do!
Chartle: that's because it's wrong answers twitch chat
Wikt: Wrong Answer Twitch Chat
aoneal: a "fink" is an unpleasant person
atrociouslyambisinister: You call us wrong everything all the time
MilkInBag: is backdraft basically the Cats movie of mtg drafting?
TrueSkorn: Get Dave To replace Adam!
Pharmacistjudge: Graham is correct
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
photosinensis: But I am Wrong Question Twitch Chat.
stateofcomatose: You're Right Adam, you call us much worse
espi: Regeneration, the most ass-backward mechanic
LithelyUnshod: It tecvhnically does get removed from combat, but it's too late to matter
TehAmelie: mefinks that's a confusing word for everyone
Shadowner: regeneration is triggered on its way to the graveyard after damage
chimpfunkz: Regen also removes from combat, but that rarely matters post damage
LiamK712: Adam you are the best and always make me smile! Ignore the rest of the chat.
BlandSpice: it is removed from combat, but AFTER combat damage is dealt
ProtatoBlood: get a second, slightly shorter adam to replace adam
Anaerin: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL dat's da sound o' da police!
Pharmacistjudge: Adam can't be replaced
xraggtwitch: Using regenerate "bubble" does remove it from combat, if that ever mattered
JohnPraw: Fink = unpleasant or contemptible person
Ubiki: it gets removed from combat when the seild pops so if you pop it with kill spell it will protect the blocked creature
Kaaosa: My name is Dave. Am I supposed to replace Adam?
Karfsma778: yeah, combat was already over at that point.
atrociouslyambisinister: What like Dave as in Beej?
WolfgangCloud: There is no replacing Adam in our lrrHEART
MrPhlip: The removed-from-combat clause usually only comes up in first-strike situations
Pharmacistjudge: it is removed from combat, after damage is dealt.
Fruan: The removed from combat part only matters with first strike or lightning bolt
MadWolf1290: lrrJUDGE
egyptcraze: i dont fault you for thinking that tho, since at one pt thats how regen worked. theyve...changed the text on it numerous times. hence why they moved away from it
adamdaw: For a second I thought Graham said Judd Nelson.
Wikt: this is exactly why they don't really print this mechanic on new cards anymore
Karfsma778: If his thing had first strike, your regenerated thing couldn't hit back
DrVishiGaming: First time watching live! Yeah buddy!
TehAmelie: somehow it's never occurred to me before now that kitchen finks isn't a bird
Pharmacistjudge: @Karfsma778 has a good reason for it to be relevant
frogomb: people are dumb is why they don't print regenerate anymore
xraggtwitch: usually matters for spells that target an attacking/blocking creature
TeamDarkBeginning: today I learned, thanks guys!
Kaaosa: Two in the air is worth 6 in the bush
shurtal: Adam: If you were waliking in the woods and you came across a person in a jar, and that person had in their hands your invitation to participate in the Theros: Beyond Death Pre-Pre-release, would you let him out of the jar?
Wikt: what gamer crimes did you commit, Adam
Naarius: !findquote jail
LRRbot: Quote #4772: "You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us." —Paul [2018-03-05]
freshmaker__: you can't interact with it after it's regenerated at the end of combat step if something only affects attacking or blocking creatures, I guess.
atrociouslyambisinister: @tehamelie cacaw?
aldruon: the gamer cops are only ever after you Adam
espi: the regeneration police is on its way!
Martizz1e: @ Adam do you watch letterykenny, if so thoughts
MadWolf1290: sirens are on stream right?
atrociouslyambisinister: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #2744: "Fake gamer door." —Alex [2016-06-09]
Foxmar320: Yeah on stream
Robot_Bones: yes
Izhuark: Wut
espi: @MadWolf1290 no. hide.
SilentOptimist: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: Did i miss something ?
SketchyDetails: Lets hope we don't need to call the Banding Police tonight, no one knows how they work
theambivalentagender: !findquote siren
Pharmacistjudge: banding isn't that bad
SketchyDetails: I know
Revenentforce: banding is a simple mechanic
Pharmacistjudge: it's just amazingly powerful on defense
SketchyDetails: But its funny :D
espi: thank god I made Adam laugh, my 2019 is now WAY better
DrVishiGaming: lrrBEEJ
MilkInBag: just rewind to watch the draft Kappa
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
photosinensis: Banding: the controller of the band assigns combat damage to the creatures in the band.
freshmaker__: Just like Chains of Mephistopheles is also a simple card.
atrociouslyambisinister: Banding is a relatively simple mechanic with inordinately obtuse rules text imo
Shadowner: Banding got misused alot during damage assignment
kumatsu: that's a pretty low bar, espi, Adam's pretty easy to make laugh
SketchyDetails: just checking, creatures with banding band with eachother, plus one other creature without banding, right?
MilkInBag: and everyone ignores that LUL
noSmokeFire: backdraft PPR
atrociouslyambisinister: Also defensive banding is rllgood
MilkInBag: <3 you adam
photosinensis: The flowchart for chains is pretty simple.
Izhuark: Ah, i meant for the reason of blocking with the adept, It kinda surprised me. Sorry for not being precise enough.
atrociouslyambisinister: So u guess that stops you
TehAmelie: i learned all there is to know about Banding after like an hour of playing Shandalar. . .
Revenentforce: so hows everyones holidays gone so far?
Izhuark: Still cool for people who just came :)
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6265: "I must protect him, he's an Idiot." —Adam [2019-08-03]
Fruan: @atrociouslyambisinister The biggest problem with banding is the way it works differently for attacking and defending, making it VERY easy to get confused even if you know how it works.
LiamK712: Adam you are the best and always make me laugh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is a plains a white card?
LRRbot: All Is Dust [7] | Tribal Sorcery — Eldrazi | Each player sacrifices all colored permanents they control.
MilkInBag: of course
atrociouslyambisinister: @fruan definitely.
YawnLance: benginLol
Izhuark: Welp
KamikaziManiac: go gnomes!
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh also bands with other is garbage
simriel: !card Martyr of sands
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
virre_: This is a good pool and deck
frogomb: nice Cam
MilkInBag: oof
Diabore: huh, was wondering if there was one of those
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy shit
DrVishiGaming: eat my dust!
LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
flatluigi: rip
Izhuark: GG
MilkInBag: literal oof
atrociouslyambisinister: Graham with the blowout
Anaerin: Aren't lands permanents?
photosinensis: You Tried.
Feminine_Desires: he should have used it much sooner yeah.
damn_i_am_pretty: Craterouphe
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lands are colorless
Karfsma778: Lands are also colorless
korvys: 7 mana disenchant
flatluigi: @Anaerin lands are colorless
MilkInBag: @Anaerin yes but they are colorless
noSmokeFire: yes, but they're colorless @Anaerin
Anaerin: Ah, okay.
WolfgangCloud: This is going to be a long night
WolfgangCloud: XD
NoNoobNo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, NoNoobNo! (Today's storm count: 64)
greatwahooney: Those sure were some games!
TehAmelie: G had to work a bit for that one i tink
Shadowner: most lands
MilkInBag: so basically lands are wastes, but not really Kappa
photosinensis: The only land that has a color is Dryad Arbor.
xixyz: except for arboreal druid
simriel: Lands abide by many laws
photosinensis: Because it's weird.
averythetiger: Lands that are not Arixmethes are colorless
atrociouslyambisinister: If somebody had a Painter's Servant or something it would go all wild
MilesNaismith3: unless you have a painters servant
chimpfunkz: origially thought Wash Out was busted because it bounced my opponents creatures AND lands
Karfsma778: there's ONE colored land
Pharmacistjudge: dryad arbor is a colored land
Karfsma778: Dryad Arbor
photosinensis: Paul, you know there's already one colored land!
RebekahWSD: A green land that's coloured blue?
espi: Arbor Dryad is green
Fruan: Dryad Arbor is green!
sivakrytos: dryad arbor is a colored land
KartoffelKaiser: is Dryad Arbor green?
flatluigi: !card dryad arbor
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
aldruon: does dryad arbor have a color?
MilkInBag: Dryad Arbor is green
freshmaker__: I saw someone got absolutely blown out against an 8.5 Tails commander deck. They cast All is Dust and the 8.5 turned all the lands into white permanents.
A_Dub888: !card dryad arbor
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
stateofcomatose: What would be the advantages/disadvantages of colored lands? I'm interested
SketchyDetails: This is a plains that Taps for Blue and is Red
Shadowner: some cards turn lands into colored creatures
Izhuark: The keypoint is that colour is based on the casting cost 98% of the time.
abaoa_qu: I wonder if Cam has Krillin in his deck
bvorhies: Why do people get mad if you play Armageddon ?
tenthtechpriest: everyone hates dryad arbor
atrociouslyambisinister: Dryad Arbor is a mistake
Angreed66: I've seen too many posts by people thinking animated lands wouldn't kill creatures with protection
averythetiger: Never forget Arixmethes!
Anubix_007: There is a new Plain we are going to this year so its possible
KartoffelKaiser: hard agree that Dryad Arbor is a mistake
planeswalkingjedi: Who pulled the most expensive card in the set?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mistform Ultimus (and Changeling) would like a word.
photosinensis: Stifle isn't the only thing that stops activated abilities.
aldruon: i was honestly asking the question
MrPhlip: !addquote (Graham) [now] You can't just say things.
LRRbot: New quote #6661: "You can't just say things." —Graham [2019-12-27]
virre_: There is other cards that does the same job as stiffle too
MilkInBag: you cant counter cheatyface OpieOP
Sogheim: Dryad Arbor and Blood Moon are neat
Armstrong11139: So the real problem isn't Dryad Armor/Stifle, the real problem is pedants
korvys: @planeswalkingjedi There was a Lili?
Armstrong11139: *Arbor
flatluigi: @planeswalkingjedi lilliana of the veil
KartoffelKaiser: Well, actually, it's Stifle's Monster...
theambivalentagender: um ackshually
Pharmacistjudge: well, it's chat, Graham
MilkInBag: you're wrong adam OpieOP
Friedent: but in response I top!
Diabore: @planeswalkingjedi adam pulled a lili
RAZRBCK08: the forest Dryad Arbor is the best art
espi: actually Graham
atrociouslyambisinister: Okay but there are a reasonable number of stifle effects by now
CastleOtranto: I love Dryad Arbor. It shouldn't exist.
Pharmacistjudge: plus people like Magic Judges like me
stevestein: Well, actually, Adam, we just want to be correct
planeswalkingjedi: Ooo
frogomb: Adam is right
BrindleBoar: I trawl every day for opportunities to be right.
Shadowner: I would rather be fed than right
Dezufnocosem: Love Actually
freshmaker__: I need some minuscule shred of validation
simriel: "invented" lawyers
atrociouslyambisinister: Disallow is a real card
Oatway_: all I wanna do is play gain lands with Yarok in play
JohnPraw: I'm okay being wrong.
Onmi_Khaos: I mean people's desires to be right and not wrong is how you get people wrapped up in cults and scams
greatwahooney: You think it's annoying in just a conversation, try teaching someone to play next to a smartarse like that
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
MadWolf1290: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
antonaqua: I love the Plains Wald, really confuses my opponents
TehAmelie: !card alchor's tomb
LRRbot: Alchor's Tomb [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target permanent you control becomes the color of your choice.
Izhuark: Cathodion incoming !
LiamK712: Adam, your relationship with James is the ultimate fight for who is more correct
korvys: Never challenge Chat to a pedantry contest, Adam.
MilkInBag: !card cheatyface
LRRbot: Cheatyface [UUU] | Creature — Efreet [2/2] | If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. / Flying
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
MagisterSieran: I don't want to be right, I wnat to not be countered.
lirazel64: The Actually value!
Izhuark: Ooh, that's better !
planeswalkingjedi: !card Demonic Attorney
LRRbot: Demonic Attorney [1BB] | Sorcery | Remove Demonic Attorney from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante. / Each player antes the top card of their library.
damn_i_am_pretty: Internet killed nuance fifteen years again in a shed out back
CastleOtranto: Geaux
atrociouslyambisinister: Competitive pedantry is the only thing I have a chance of winning at so I need to run it
LRRbot: Dreamscape Artist [1U] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
frogomb: finks's revelation
theevilslime: well, at this point there are 5 stifle-like spells, if not more
photosinensis: The Asckulllay value
gamercat88: actually, the idea of being right is a human construct so... actually nothing matters...
Onmi_Khaos: Like legitimately, the reason so many people get wrapped up in scams and cults is because understanding they've been taken advantage of and were foolish is a bad feeling.
Bengineering: @atrociouslyambisinister big yikes
ALLxISxLOST: I mean, James is also cursed
MilesNaismith3: man finks is such a house
photosinensis: Nothing else matters.
Onmi_Khaos: And people would rather continue to be taken advantage of and scammed than admit they were dumb
photosinensis: rip.
LRRbot: Slum Reaper [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/2] | When Slum Reaper enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.
photosinensis: extra rip.
Revenentforce: i miss when we use to mess with adam, asking him if he feels alright
planeswalkingjedi: Hi @bengineering 😁
TehAmelie: but doesn't winning at pedantry mean everyone loses?
atrociouslyambisinister: @bengineering oh no I forgot the lrrBEEJ
averythetiger: ShouldI play a dreamscape artist in my Chulane Eldrazi edh?
youngwickedskull: hey just got here and kinda new to the game
xixyz: 4 power?!
Ganjinn: !quote 5803
LRRbot: Quote #5803: "There is not a worse feeling in the entire world than being wrong on the internet." —Adam [2019-02-08]
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller's Accomplice [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Ghoulcaller's Accomplice from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
RassilonDND: peach or barf?
MilkInBag: OK so, if you are new to Magic, Banding is.....
atrociouslyambisinister: Accessory to Ghoulcalling
Revenentforce: milk.... no
Revenentforce: XD
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature — Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
photosinensis: Wait, this is now Panalysts?
TehAmelie: Ghoulcaller's caller ID
Izhuark: I think it's actually a good introductory stream since no deck will do something crazy and it will mostly be creature combat and removal.
LRRbot: Sultai Skullkeeper [1U] | Creature — Naga Shaman [2/1] | When Sultai Skullkeeper enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Stitcher's Apprentice [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [1/2] | {1}{U}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Homunculus creature token, then sacrifice a creature.
ALLxISxLOST: Is cam using shiny lands or am I seeing things?
Anaerin: Good News! Your mana base is terrible and you're getting dinged for 2 each round...
atrociouslyambisinister: Ghoulpager
Paranundrox: they appear to be foil @ALLxISxLOST
Feminine_Desires: Cam is indeed using shiny lands
Revenentforce: shiney lands are a yes
RassilonDND: it's time to stifle the fetch, bolt the bird, and floop the pig!
MilesNaismith3: good news everyone!
atrociouslyambisinister: Wighttelegrapher
Kaaosa: I'd like to see an unironic backdraft where people who are bad (i.e. me) try to draft good decks and then y'all have to play with them :v
frogomb: everything you see is a thing
LRRbot: Cathodion [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | When Cathodion dies, add {C}{C}{C}.
aldruon: blocking is for people who don't play mono-red? is that what they say Adam?
LRRbot: Icatian Crier [2W] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: Create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
Paranundrox: actually yeah, they have the promo set symbol
youngwickedskull: what type of decks are yall useing
atrociouslyambisinister: Ghastwriter
photosinensis: Graham is pretty well screwed now.
CastleOtranto: Time is an artificial construct created by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay.
Revenentforce: hah @MilesNaismith3 futurama flashbacks
roguedoug: shouldnt graham have only taken one from persisted finks?
LRRbot: Beckon Apparition [{W/B}] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.
photosinensis: Were this Arena, I'd give up.
Paranundrox: @roguedoug Finks is a 3/2
xixyz: @roguedoug it's a 3/2 not a 2/3
Paranundrox: so it's a 2/1 on Persist
ALLxISxLOST: Adam, why is Cam styling on Graham with shiny lands?
MilesNaismith3: @revenentforce yeah that's the idea
KartoffelKaiser: the fink is link
birbwizard: blocking is for people who are dieing
atrociouslyambisinister: Jon Finkel?
abaoa_qu: Crier seems like a real card
Revenentforce: gotta love the nostalgia
photosinensis: Graham has gotten to the point in the draft where I find myself every. goddamn. game of limited I play.
LRRbot: Twins of Maurer Estate [4B] | Creature — Vampire [3/5] | Madness {2}{B}
frogomb: kitchen finks IS Einhorn
BrindleBoar: Kit-Jon Finkel
TehAmelie: you know you're doing bad when you need a 3/5, my mama always said
Pharmacistjudge: So graham is a liar!
xixyz: well game 1 he didn't have this card
Izhuark: Would finks be better if it was a 2/3 ? I guess not ?.
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Revenentforce: it sucks being in pain after the holidays though
Rieal82: wow good job cam
virre_: Core drafted the rares?
WolfgangCloud: Is Cam the king of the backdraft?
Revenentforce: fell off a roof helping my cousin fix his sat dish and landed onmy hip jamming it bad
Naarius: That's a statement I never thought I'd here
gamercat88: dat tech thou seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: king of misery
Naarius: Hear even
Pharmacistjudge: omnious attacks
photosinensis: Cam loves misery.
honeyroasted95: giant brain
photosinensis: Did cam just punt?
LRRbot: Skyspear Cavalry [3WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Double strike
LRRbot: Canker Abomination [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Treefolk Horror [6/6] | As Canker Abomination enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it for each creature that player controls.
TehAmelie: well, Cam seems to have the upper hand here, and if he wins he gets two points. which puts him ahead by two points
MilesNaismith3: not in general but they made finks a 3/2 so it didn't combo with revillark
atrociouslyambisinister: What about just outright Misere Magic
LRRbot: Repel the Darkness [2W] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. / Draw a card.
photosinensis: On his upkeep.
noisyblizzard: seabatYIKES
photosinensis: You don't get priority during untap!
xixyz: cam out here playing fog
Izhuark: ^^^
atrociouslyambisinister: On upkeep but it doesn't matter
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Diabore: cam taps the creatures, dont care when
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller's Accomplice [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Ghoulcaller's Accomplice from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
photosinensis: But you have to have priority!
frogomb: Cam, why do you cast repel at his upkeep instead of at the end of his main phase?
Pharmacistjudge: it's fine @photosinensis
TehAmelie: who do i pay for a Ghoulcaller's Henchman or better?
atrociouslyambisinister: Draugcontacter
Shadowner: slugfest
Diabore: not everything has to be perfect @photosinensis
Anubix_007: I would hope not Cam your are in the lead
ALLxISxLOST: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
LRRbot: Crow of Dark Tidings [2B] | Creature — Zombie Bird [2/1] | Flying / When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
photosinensis: JUDGE! I need an adult!
Pharmacistjudge: I am the adult.
atrociouslyambisinister: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Izhuark: Not looking good for cam here...
Fruan: @frogomb You do it upkeep instead of main to minimize the chance of them having a counterspell.
Clockwork_Cthulhu: bloody murder
MilesNaismith3: deck Cameron
MilesNaismith3: he's milled so much
Diabore: what is cam holding
LRRbot: Safehold Elite [1{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | Persist
xixyz: crow trigger?
Oatway_: crow trigger?
MilesNaismith3: mill 2 more
photosinensis: It's a bear!
myrddinthewizard: Mill off the death.
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Izhuark: All is dust ?
SketchyDetails: @diabore cards
photosinensis: Ah.
MilkInBag: distinguished ah
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honeyroasted95: crow no trigger?
photosinensis: I don't like that.
cardboardhorde: Such a range of emotions, so quickly
photosinensis: Not from Cam.
LRRbot: Canker Abomination [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Treefolk Horror [6/6] | As Canker Abomination enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it for each creature that player controls.
An_IRL_Rabbit: Time for a regular ol' board stall
xixyz: 4/4 for 4
FlameI7: Sounds you don't want your opponent to make
Izhuark: 4/4 for 4, the value !
antonaqua: Graham brought 3/3 hate, so Cam plays the 4/4!
Pharmacistjudge: Grtifter
LRRbot: Skywing Aven [2U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Discard a card: Return Skywing Aven to its owner's hand.
abaoa_qu: Surprised Cam didnt make tokens, must have gas
An_IRL_Rabbit: No longer a board stall
Titan457: 4/4 4 4
TehAmelie: a 4/4 for 4 should be a Thing, like a Bear. a Square?
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
Pharmacistjudge: 042774944
syrup1_gt: he just got one upped
flatluigi: @abaoa_qu tokens with what
atrociouslyambisinister: @tehamelie Doppelbear
Tecnocrat: Mmmmm. Mr Body Massage machine.
photosinensis: In the face.
Titan457: Bear^2
Kykiwi: real magic for real people
Izhuark: Feels bad x)
Pharmacistjudge: i need to data entry slower
averythetiger: I thought this was podracing
honeyroasted95: just as Garfield intended
underhill33: the 1 for 1
ALLxISxLOST: What does a super counter look like?
Anaerin: It's a 9 turn clock.
greatwahooney: Yeah, got there!
Goorguy: Four mana shock
Tecnocrat: We Got Him!
TehAmelie: bearbear(bearbear)
MadWolf1290: was gonna say @Pharmacistjudge lol
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
MilesNaismith3: does Cameron have more than 9 cards in deck
Ganjinn: Rhombus corn
Feminine_Desires: the crows killed cam.
NrgSpoon: doot dooo dododo
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Jayrod1220: Necronomicorn
Izhuark: All of cam's nonland card are in his graveyard :(
Izhuark: Oooh
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
photosinensis: So I have Bear Force One now.
Kykiwi: the fish!
atrociouslyambisinister: uh oh
xixyz: sometimes the 1 mana 5/5 just gets there
flatluigi: 'uh oh' goes on the stack
Oatway_: highlander playable uh oh
noisyblizzard: da fish
Izhuark: That's a big fish
planeswalkingjedi: I was BEYOND happy to see Jer Peter and Wiggins in Friday Nights again
MadWolf1290: ^ it resolves
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the hero of pauper
LRRbot: Sultai Skullkeeper [1U] | Creature — Naga Shaman [2/1] | When Sultai Skullkeeper enters the battlefield, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Skyspear Cavalry [3WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Flying / Double strike
Angreed66: you thought g had problems with the 4/4 then the angler came
Feminine_Desires: skyspear cavalry, getting self milled more than getting cast this game
greatwahooney: Ah yes, the classic duo of NO and sure
CorruptDropbear: Milling VoteNay and VoteYea
photosinensis: Ouch.
mystery_monkey: suddenly heard slow clapping
Diabore: i always thought skyspear was a kithkin and the shield was a helmet
MilesNaismith3: take 5?
photosinensis: G-Money gets punch in the face.
atrociouslyambisinister: Yay Boo Punches but for self Mill
planeswalkingjedi: No sure or, my personal favorite: yeah...no
Pharmacistjudge: X or X-2?
MilkInBag: LUL
Tecnocrat: Yuna was the WORST
Kykiwi: LUL
AlterForm: Adam has _opinions_ about FFX
MilkInBag: I hear TIDUS WHINING
SangerNA: bajoPanic bajoPanic
YawnLance: I was wondering when I'd get to hear Yuna again
CorruptDropbear: A HA HA HA HA HA
F1SHOR: Yuna is great
flatluigi: lmao
Oatway_: the same zombie fish
photosinensis: HOW THE TURN TABLES!
Anaerin: The mirror!
kamelion84: katesLol
Skudd: Djose~
atrociouslyambisinister: Tiduslaugh.ogg
seenoham: eerily accurate
Tecnocrat: The other show, is on the other foot!
Goorguy: spiderman pointing etc.,
CorruptDropbear: lrrHERE
TehAmelie: where's Ian? everyone's catchin the big fish today
korvys: How's your Wakka, Adam?
freshmaker__: ffx was great. now i must throw hands with anyone with a wrong bad opinion
Mediocre_Man5: feesh
Fruan: Big fish! Big fish!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You drafted this Cam lrrBEEJ
Ubiki: back to spider-man pointing at spider-man
MilesNaismith3: now now perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: Olivia's Dragoon gains flying until end of turn.
MadWolf1290: good?
mystery_monkey: suddenly heard
Tecnocrat: My Wakka isn't great, but my Gonzo is better.
frogomb: I feel like I'm playing ffx, now I just wish I was playing a ff before x, but not xiii
Pharmacistjudge: Waka is a Spira racist, just like Ashley is a space racist
itomeshi: Gurmag is playing both sides? What's his angle?!?
Onmi_Khaos: Oh no! board parity!
Moocanoe__: How many cards does cam have left
Naarius: Could we get a Muppet's remake of FFX?
SketchyDetails: @freshmaker__ I liked X2 as much as X
Kaerose: happy festival fireworks, ya?
mystery_monkey: suddenly hears slow clapping in the background
LRRbot: Slum Reaper [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/2] | When Slum Reaper enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.
freshmaker__: the ol' Bender doing a bad Jamaican accent.
IanJacek: Happy festival fireworks...
mystery_monkey: bum bum bum
red_shoes_jeff: "Wakka, that was my HOUSE..."
LRRbot: Skywing Aven [2U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Discard a card: Return Skywing Aven to its owner's hand.
Oatway_: cool fog everyone
Fruan: Ah, miserable tricks. Just what backdraft should be.
WolfgangCloud: Can we get a library check?
NrgSpoon: calling all is dust?
planeswalkingjedi: Tbh, the food in FF15 made my mouth water
TehAmelie: can we see?
snowcookies: izzet cam?
Ristow: at least you gain the life
photosinensis: Say go.
atrociouslyambisinister: Sounds right
planeswalkingjedi: Graphics were AMAZING
p_johnston: is cam just going to draw out?
CorruptDropbear: lrrSACK
lirazel64: Again with the worst thing!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well i'm scared
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK ?
flatluigi: cam you gotta just do it
MilesNaismith3: what is going on
xixyz: he'd have to play it on the omnom
averythetiger: Another Canker?
myrddinthewizard: #fettersthepony?
Onmi_Khaos: Shadowbringers is the best FF game in a decade
Bladinus: lrrCAMERON =/= lrrSACK
Onmi_Khaos: Perhaps 2 decades
Onmi_Khaos: It's a really good game
photosinensis: Really, Cam?
Tecnocrat: It's a trap!
MadWolf1290: lrrSACK_SG
Mr_Bitterness: Agreed on Shadowbringers being excellent
honeyroasted95: you confuse the Graham
gamercat88: ah yes the mind games
thestig8989: The great thing about Magic, even crap decks can be fun.
Izhuark: The mind games
IanJacek: HSWP lrrCAMERON
Genderi: Hey chat, hey LRR!
Genderi: How was the draft?
averythetiger: Anchient Tomb?
flatluigi: entertaining
catmana99: :p
KamikaziManiac: terrible! in all the ways it was supposed to be
Tecnocrat: Shows over folks, nothing to see here.
photosinensis: You just activated Cam's TRAP CARD!
Naarius: It was a very silly place
MilesNaismith3: me too
xixyz: black hole opens up
seenoham: magic at its finest
Gekyouryuu: NIBBLESNARF!
MadWolf1290: YEP
Gekyouryuu: YES!
ALLxISxLOST: Wait... did they mean an Oroboros?
Lithobraker: When do we get our Eldrazi with Annihilator and Delve?
Damion277: Nibbles!
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
KartoffelKaiser: i believe you
KoalaMeatPie : @LoadingReadyRun If Pacman frogs are anything to go by, one will choke on the other, while the other suffocates while being eaten
frogomb: nipplescarf?
Arklith: adam why would you do that too me
gamercat88: niblesnarf my favorite pokemon
bulletproofbanana: sac it before it lands I guess?
greatwahooney: If someone asked me about the noise Ouroboros makes, I would probabably not go for "blublublublub", but what do I know!
bulletproofbanana: then he won't gain life
photosinensis: Weird flex, but ok.
Arklith: now all i see is bibblesnarf
freshmaker__: to be fair thats the english name
MagisterSieran: I would say the Gobble is a better comparaison as a monster hunter angler mosnter.
MilesNaismith3: you can't sac it now it has no targetd
Jayrod1220: Can't sac without a target.
Tecnocrat: Capcom has a history of poor decisions
Izhuark: Airman is better than cutman
CorruptDropbear: No target!
stevestein: Pharoah Man anyone?
CorruptDropbear: lrrJUDGE
averythetiger: Nibblesnarf is the best name for anything I've ever heard.
Pharmacistjudge: correct, you cannot
MrPhlip: No, you don't have any chance to sac the unicorn here
red_shoes_jeff: I can't beat Airman...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: has been summoned
LRRbot: Turn to Mist [1{W/U}] | Instant | Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
atrociouslyambisinister: Footsteps of the Nelson
Pharmacistjudge: it's a 1 for 1
photosinensis: RIP Cam. Again.
gamercat88: both teams played good, one tried
photosinensis: You Tried.
photosinensis: Again.
Mr_Bitterness: He tried so hard
abaoa_qu: That was not how that card works
Tecnocrat: You tried your best, and failed miserably. Lesson learned? Never try.
OrcaIguana: does can gain 4 still?
Ryavis: Does the faith's fetters fizzle now? Or does it enter the battlefield, and exile nothing?
lirazel64: CurseLit
Anaerin: You tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.
MadWolf1290: no
TeamDarkBeginning: you tried your best, and you failed miserably. the lesson here is never try.
Fruan: We still love you, Cam.
atrociouslyambisinister: (It starts with I)one thing I don't know why
Pharmacistjudge: he doesn't gain 4 as it never enters the battlefield
abaoa_qu: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: Olivia's Dragoon gains flying until end of turn.
Titan457: You did try
LRRbot: Skywing Aven [2U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Discard a card: Return Skywing Aven to its owner's hand.
TheWarbo: !findquote try
LRRbot: Quote #1065: "Yes, this is exactly like the companion cube... if the companion cube was also trying to kill you." —Paul [2015-11-09]
SketchyDetails: as an aura it requires a target
Angreed66: doesn't the dragoon die?
abaoa_qu: My bad
MilesNaismith3: library count?
WolfgangCloud: Hey Paul? Can we get a deck count?
MadWolf1290: 2/2
wargodmogis: This is life now
atrociouslyambisinister: Technically Graham could make it happen either way but obviously he does the better way for him
flatluigi: angreed: graham bounced it
Revenentforce: annnnd board stall
frogomb: @mr_bitterness is your name a soul coughing reference? if so ILU
CorruptDropbear: all the lands
Angreed66: oh it's not a graveyard ability
KamikaziManiac: not if the aven bounces, then combat damage doesn't get dealt
Kykiwi: LUL
seenoham: gripping compelling gameplay
Mr_Bitterness: His Aven has vigilance
CorruptDropbear: LANDS FOREVER
Sogheim: judge I have a loop
photosinensis: This is disgusting.
gamercat88: welcome to the highlights
silverfur64: lol
abaoa_qu: I ghought it was an oring, not a pacifism
Mr_Bitterness: @frogomb It is! First person to catch it too.
Tecnocrat: OOOOOH
kamelion84: katesLol
TheWarbo: !quote 4904
LRRbot: Quote #4904: ""he's teaching him an important life lesson: never try" —Adam [2018-04-21]
photosinensis: WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS TO THEMSELVES?
Pharmacistjudge: This is not a loop
atrociouslyambisinister: This is the worst game of magic ever played, isn't it?
Tecnocrat: I saw what that was
red_shoes_jeff: Help! We're in a temporal loop!
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
MrPhlip: There are rules for loops involving multiple players over multiple turns, yes
MilkInBag: LUL
LRRbot: All Is Dust [7] | Tribal Sorcery — Eldrazi | Each player sacrifices all colored permanents they control.
Twilight_Spark: What a brave new world.
Kykiwi: LUL
novrdd: uuu dusty
xixyz: sacraficed even
Matazuma1: LUL
greatwahooney: Tell that to the cleaning lady on monday!
TheWarbo: !quote 4119
LRRbot: Quote #4119: "Let that be a lesson to you: never try" —Paul [2017-03-22]
CorruptDropbear: tpYGOobliterated
Izhuark: Plans mean keikaku
LRRbot: Martyr of Sands [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice Martyr of Sands: You gain three times X life.
SketchyDetails: all according to cake
MilesNaismith3: deck him graham
red_shoes_jeff: Are lands not also permanents?
MadWolf1290: Mr. WoTC, I don't feel so good
TheWarbo: I likehow there are bascially two of that quote
Genderi: "discard this counterspell" is never the phrase you want to hear
LRRbot: Wingsteed Rider [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Wingsteed Rider, put a +1/+1 counter on Wingsteed Rider.
atrociouslyambisinister: There fucking style discarding a counter lmao
prestonhd: Wait wasn't all is dust a sorcery?
CorruptDropbear: FIGHT FOREVER
Pharmacistjudge: he cast it on his main phasxe
MilesNaismith3: just wait
Genderi: @prestonhd second main
Karfsma778: He played it on his second main
CorruptDropbear: FIGHT FOREVER *clap clap clapclapclap*
flatluigi: preston: he cast on second main
LRRbot: Flight of Fancy [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Flight of Fancy enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Enchanted creature has flying.
prestonhd: Ahh the way he snap played it confused me
wynternyghtynggale: !y
LRRbot: HONK
atrociouslyambisinister: Dangerous plays
LRRbot: Wandering Champion [1W] | Creature — Human Monk [3/1] | Whenever Wandering Champion deals combat damage to a player, if you control a blue or red permanent, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Sogheim: but the three best words in Magic are "Draw a card"
photosinensis: 3 cards.
Twilight_Spark: I've certainly wandered about it.
Tecnocrat: I need a hero!
Diabore: at home adam
virre_: This is not how I thought this would end after the first game
CorruptDropbear: where's fireball
simriel: That noise tho...
greatwahooney: I wah-wah-wah-wah-wandered.
Pharmacistjudge: that would be Brock Lesnar...he stays at home and doesn't defend the belt....are you sure you want that Adam?
MaverickArtist: where have all the cowboys gone
Comrademik: champs gotta do those house show loops brother
heartofgoldfish: i like to consider myself a Stay At Home Champion
atrociouslyambisinister: Bloodsoaked Champion works daily and returns to their family every night
averythetiger: My favorite 3 words in magic are "onto the battlefield"
stevestein: I need a GYRO...
Angreed66: I feel so bad for Cameron. His luck is truly awful.
KamikaziManiac: Loot
photosinensis: BOLT OUTTA NOWHERE
LRRbot: Patchwork Gnomes [3] | Artifact Creature — Gnome [2/1] | Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.
simriel: "Hunguhnuh" sure is a sound a human can make
CorruptDropbear: Bump in the Night time
CorruptDropbear: OH NO
red_shoes_jeff: Really, we can only blame luck so much, in this format.
CorruptDropbear: lrrSACK
Oatway_: I believe cam
Diabore: @averythetiger my favourite are either "draw a card" or "counter target spell", cause im a monster
Titan457: Can topdecks the win right hers
MilkInBag: quicken, wrath of god
MadWolf1290: I want the mill!
loulou2222: bold strategy cotton...
Comrademik: going for the f6 play I see
Tecnocrat: Hold priority until the end of time
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TehAmelie: for those of you keepin score
simriel: I might need to catch the rest of this later
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simriel: I need to Do A Slep
Mr_Bitterness: Thanks for the HahaDoge @dog_of_myth
tawnos: @greatwahooney yeah, we were quite inconsistent back then, I still can't believe I convinced Urza to replace so much real weaponry with that sword, just because I was so into SCA at the time! :P
tawnos: thanks @Dog_of_Myth
mrshazboto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:23:14.
Kaerose: man, big giant circles are so good
Donutholez: i am a late boiiiii PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR lrrAWW
greatwahooney: @tawnos hey, as long as it was a learning experience, right?
Dog_of_Myth: I finally got to pay you back @tawnos lrrAWESOME
Badchop: lrrHORN
tawnos: @greatwahooney indeed, and making pretty stuff is much better: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHITKMlX4AAdoOV?format=jpg&name=medium
Toquenuke: hey, just got here. what did i miss?
BleedingToast: PartyPoro
AJtheDreamSculptor: lrrARROW
ALLxISxLOST: lrrCIRCLE
TehAmelie: G won against Cameron with his own deck
Titan457: lrrDOTS
greatwahooney: I'm off to grab some Zs, have fun everyone! I'll catch the following rounds on the vod
tawnos: gn!
Donutholez: how many games have been played? what's the spiciest cards drafted? lrrSPOOP
Kaerose: 👋
TehAmelie: it was fun for everyone
TeamDarkBeginning: the best worst game of magic
ALLxISxLOST: lrrCREEPL
simriel: yeah I am gonna catch the next couple of rounds on the VOD as well
Toquenuke: at least cam is used to taking one for the team...
Titan457: Gnight @greatwahooney
Juliamon: Donutholez One round, and All Is Dust happened
ninjim84: Good Night @greatwahooney
planeswalkingjedi: Is it a big circle of giants, or circles that are both big AND giant?
ALLxISxLOST: lrrCREEPR HahaReindeer lrrCREEPL
Kaerose: its probably both planeswalkingjedi
simriel: Gnight all
TehAmelie: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPR
Titan457: But do we know if they really are giants? Because they might be giants.
eternalaje: @planeswalkingjedi y not both
lirazel64: HahaShrugLeft HahaBall
Kumakaori: woof that was a very entertaining match XD.
Donutholez: @juliamon welp all is dust is gonna make someone's day sad
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planeswalkingjedi: @kaerose in the back of my mind, I had the "both at the same time, I suppose" quote that Bilbo Baggins said in the Hobbit, lom
endoforder: Thanks for the HahaPoint @dog_of_myth
ALLxISxLOST: lrrBEN_SG HahaShrugRight
Juliamon: It certainly did.
planeswalkingjedi: *lol
Dish_KP: did that say aliasv is going to be at the ppr?
Juliamon: !ppr
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Fruan: @Dish_KP Yes!
TehAmelie: now i've got the line "If I had a million dollars I'd do two chicks at the same time" read by Frodo in my head
Donutholez: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN
Dish_KP: Interesting!
lirazel64: OK, moved from phone to compy.
Dish_KP: She almost cursed during the mythic championship as an announcer. It made me chuckle
Donutholez: Wait, is james on that ppr too? reenactment of that "retire as champion" crapshot much??
Twilight_Spark: stripPoogie
planeswalkingjedi: @tehamelie tf 😂
TehAmelie: hello!
Pharmacistjudge: Master Masters
IbunWest: Master of Puppets
Moocanoe__: Master chef
Twilight_Spark: My useless Masters degree? anneKappa
Pharmacistjudge: Masters edition Masters
dangerous_safety: Mister Masters
TheWarbo: master...blaster?
NrgSpoon: the idolmasters
Titan457: Master of Puppeta
thraximore: Master Chief
ninjim84: Duel Masters
Blasteg: ATP Masters 1000
Donutholez: Jedi Masters
Dog_of_Myth: Master Blaster
TehAmelie: i'll post this just once, for science https://www.strawpoll.me/19139838/
frogomb: who's your favorite author? JRR Tallcan!
red_shoes_jeff: @LoadingReadyRun Did I say Masters and Commander?
monosceros: deckmaster?
planeswalkingjedi: *pops up from beneath table* Hello there
Diabore: @TehAmelie thanks i hate it
Pharmacistjudge: I got it. Collectors Edition Invocation Expedition Invention Masters
Genderi: Is the conceit of a backdraft not that you build your opponent's pool?
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
ninjim84: @TehAmelie Windmill slam. Water beats Paper
Diabore: wow, ben playing optimum magic
Titan457: I assume Ben’s deck has a Marang River Prowler?
Izhuark: Big cheats !
flatluigi: ben was doing some sleight of hand
TehAmelie: ha
Dog_of_Myth: Proceed to Cheat step
Toquenuke: only medium cheats
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
CorruptDropbear: lrrJUDGE on the clock
Pharmacistjudge: Ben......... shame........
Donutholez: a Paul ogies??
frogomb: bengerdemain
LRRbot: Myr Servitor [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Myr Servitor is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Donutholez: wtf
TehAmelie: and yet it's totally different from the classic blue Sleight of Mind
Titan457: benginPray benginButt
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun is there room on the overlay for who drafted the pool?
baskwalla: My boy!
gamercat88: whoowalla? it rootwalla
hamdotexe: priness auto tat looks sweet
CorruptDropbear: Natural Mardu'd
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Tecnocrat: Rootwalla is the goodest boy.
TehAmelie: symmetrical effects somewhat fair!
frogomb: is the princess auto tat real? I thought it was a joke
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
Kykiwi: weooooooow
thraximore: W H O O F
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful magic
Mr_Bitterness: Value draft!
hamdotexe: it's a joke
red_shoes_jeff: Give it a little saxophone! Make it a BUSKING ROOTWALLA!
photosinensis: Never underestimate LRR's willingness to commit to a joke.
Pharmacistjudge: you could have discarded a rootwalla
FlameI7: Ben playing Stax
Litebuffroast: Liliana's +1: Oof!
Karfsma778: Yeah, it was yesterday
Juliamon: Yes, it was
Fruan: You belong to Princess Auto no!
ArcOfTheConclave: Princess Autotapper?
Fruan: now!
CapnRobert: its pretty funny that the worst deck possible turned out so good lol it makes sense though
Twilight_Spark: stripSmug
TehAmelie: it's the 28th here. such disorient
snowcookies: I assumed it was a water/stick on one
CapnRobert: those cards have to go somewhere
Pharmacistjudge: I wonder what the card reader would say the princess auto tatoo was
Tecnocrat: He's been claimed by Princess Auto. Ben now exists only as chattel.
virre_: It was 2 days ago here so, because it's 4:39 AM. Ops
Sogheim: I am so disappointed Princess Auto isn't an anime about princesses in Formula 1 race cars deciding the fate of their nation/continent by racing
LiamK712: Watch out Ben. Beej might buy you from Princess Auto now
Legokman: Question: what is Boxing Day?
red_shoes_jeff: Ben. You've been chosen. Report to your nearest Princess Auto. You do not have a choice. Enjoy your new job and life. OR ELSE.
photosinensis: Boxing Day: December 26
photosinensis: It's a day for going off on fox hunts.
jarbasaur: the dark mark
slopoppotamus: @sogheim I've never needed something so much
theambivalentagender: That's my dad's birthday
Kaszoski: I heard there was lemon pie
frogomb: boxing day, the day of fisticuffs and put'em up dukes
TehAmelie: he could have been a Death Eater, but Ben choose the Royal Auto life
Juliamon: Legokman It's a Commonwealth holiday that occurs the day after Christmas. You may want to ask Google for more, accurate info.
Tecnocrat: If you touch the Princess Auto emblem with your wand, you summon the BEEJ.
planeswalkingjedi: It's Mike Tyson's favorite holiday
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
Izhuark: Pulse of salsa
ninjim84: It's Ben's final command seal so he can summon the Beej
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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KartoffelKaiser: free rootwalla PogChamp
baskwalla: yisssssss
Kaorti: yes
mrsarkhan: the value!
swaggytaco: combooo
Kaorti: yes it was
CorruptDropbear: Synergy!
BrowneePoints: Now THIS is Podracing
mrsarkhan: yes paul
korvys: Smug Rootwalla
TehAmelie: the sun is giving it strength so you don't need mana
red_shoes_jeff: PRAISE THE SUN
Tecnocrat: HE gets his power from Earth's yellow sun!
Naarius: Praise the Sun
frogomb: if they summon beej do we get more Beejlander?
ArcOfTheConclave: #praisit!
Sogheim: @slopoppotamus like Princess Vanellope from Wreck-It Ralph except with a better story about betrayal, anime hair, and silent monologue introspection as they make that hard left turn.
antonaqua: Rootwala just charging SOLAR BEAM
TheWarbo: at liliana?
Juliamon: Basking is how herps charge their batteries.
KartoffelKaiser: look how happy that boi is
Talin06: the Sun is hot
KoalaMeatPie : @Paul, it's a reptile, cold blooded, much like a bearded dragon, the warmer it is, the more activ it can be
KoalaMeatPie : e
Talin06: the Sun is not a place we can live
LRRbot: Reveillark [4W] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Flying / When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {5}{W}
Donutholez: ooooooohh
Donutholez: what is diiiiiiiiisss
Fruan: This is some surprisingly powerful Magic
Sogheim: well, if Liliana can bend zombie gods to her will, why can't she backhand some mouthbreather in a swamp?
KartoffelKaiser: "is a 4 power flier" is an underrated mode of reveillark
BrowneePoints: sometimes you just need a 5 mana 4 power flier
Ryavis: oh no, a flier
LRRbot: Deranged Assistant [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
Izhuark: I never understand always wanting to pay evoke for Reveilark
ALLxISxLOST: So if chad had lived for war of the bark and chad and Liliana made a baby how would that turn out?
Juliamon: Hello Garl!
frogomb: war of the bark
Izhuark: It's one mana more and die trigger is useful too !
Diabore: i wonder if ben has the spider spawning too
frogomb: doggo themed set
theambivalentagender: @ALLxISxLOST I think chad would object to helping Lily make a zombie baby
BleedingToast: whats liliana final minus?
cosarprime: Was Echo paid?
LRRbot: Crushing Canopy [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with flying. / • Destroy target enchantment.
Diabore: !card liliana of the veil
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
Sogheim: @ALLxISxLOST Bolas owns it, Lil gets out of her contract, Jhoira's time whatzit gets stolen, WB Planeswalker that calls Bolas "Daddy" unironically comes at them next week, falls in love with Kaya, epic betrayals...
Titan457: !card seismic assault
LRRbot: Seismic Assault [RRR] | Enchantment | Discard a land card: Seismic Assault deals 2 damage to any target.
Twilight_Spark: I spilled this :)
korvys: @cosarprime For...? Reveillark has evoke, not echo, if that's it.
Feminine_Desires: cori has forgotten fume splitter's activated ability?
tawnos: I'll be there in two hours, Ben. Three if border line is long
tawnos: :P
Revenentforce: sure ben ill be there in 2 months im on foot
abaoa_qu: Yes
Izhuark: !card lilianna of the veil
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Izhuark: oh
Feminine_Desires: !card fume spitter
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
lirazel64: I'm thinking paper towel thoughts right now!
Izhuark: didn't see it was searched earleir
ALLxISxLOST: @Sogheim now that is a story I would happily pay to read
tawnos: !card liliana of the veil
korvys: !quote Cori
LRRbot: Quote #3664: "Just rub a horse on it?" —Cori [2016-11-28]
tawnos: lol, similarity fail
MrPhlip: No double letters in Liliana
Karfsma778: I think I -6 lili here.
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial lrrJUDGE
CorruptDropbear: Fire Lili Ulti?
TehAmelie: backdraft is a beer thing too. . .someone come up with some wordplay
Izhuark: But i always want to giver 2 ns :(
kumatsu: Ben: You are a Planeswalker
Revenentforce: that would be funny though, sudden knock on there front door, someone answers and gets handed paper towels then the person who handed it over just walks away and leaves
Sogheim: @ALLxISxLOST me too. waiting for Weatherlight Mk 2 reboot with all their kids/grandkids/paradox'd parents
SketchyDetails: lliilliiaannaa
Izhuark: and typing is hard
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
tawnos: @TehAmelie instead of "in the tank", he's "in the tankard"?
LRRbot: Deranged Assistant [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
TehAmelie: good, good
CorruptDropbear: Ooof
Izhuark: Snap of the creatures
Tecnocrat: Yes, let the hate flow through you.
photosinensis: oooof
Donutholez: weeeeeee
Pharmacistjudge: in this economy?
CorruptDropbear: topdeck mode
ALLxISxLOST: @Sogheim so with Jace and Vraska running off before anyone noticing, any thoughts on how thats going?
kumatsu: I just got back, what's Ben's non-basic land?
LRRbot: Dimir Guildmage [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. / {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Karfsma778: I think I'd have put the 2/2 with the not swamps and the 1/1s with the swamps.
Juliamon: kumatsu Urborg
KartoffelKaiser: urborg
Pharmacistjudge: urborg
slopoppotamus: TOP DECK WARS
kumatsu: Dope
swaggytaco: ben noo! its a sorcery only activation :(
Pharmacistjudge: which is not a blue-red land, despite it's name URborg
shea_wolfe: Never put salt in your eyes
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
Donutholez: does cori have a 2nd assault?
Pharmacistjudge: should be a blue red land splashing black.
frogomb: ben, why?
LRRbot: Disrupting Shoal [XUU] | Instant — Arcane | You may exile a blue card with converted mana cost X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell if its converted mana cost is X.
Sogheim: @ALLxISxLOST Jace is cheating on Vraska with Ugin 'cause Ugin's human form is a hot anime babe and Jace is an idiot so Vraska turns him to stone and claims (random plane we don't visit anymore) as her kingdom to sulk.
Karfsma778: Disrupting
theambivalentagender: It'd be so cool if there was an urborg for every color
Tecnocrat: Hard casting a shoal?
Izhuark: Nourishing shoal ?
atrociouslyambisinister: Damn
Tecnocrat: This is crazy world.
malexus101: necromancer+revellark is could have been a nice combo tho
Pharmacistjudge: that guildmage is a legit win condition
espi: ben CLEVERLY not drawing a card for that Disrupting Shoal value
LRRbot: Myr Servitor [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Myr Servitor is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: two sevitors?!? in THIS economy?
frogomb: artifact booty
antonaqua: Adam the mad lad
Twilight_Spark: Did someone say Lipschitz? Famous mathematician?
kumatsu: This Circus of Value benginHype
flatluigi: bo
shurtal: I understood that reference
YawnLance: Perfect Ben
UncleScrewtape: cicero
eternalaje: sweet Chicago reference
lirazel64: And Cori loses it.
malexus101: Chicago refernce, but also math.
LRRbot: Heap Doll [1] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/1] | Sacrifice Heap Doll: Exile target card from a graveyard.
MadWolf1290: and rugrats?
Alas_Babylon: Tuned back in from playing Mardu Knights in Arena to see that Cori... is Mardu as well, so I think I'm compelled to root for her
LRRbot: Unholy Hunger [3BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you gain 2 life.
Ryavis: sadly, adam gave her 1/1 dot deck
Tecnocrat: Mastery hit?
Tecnocrat: Yes
Alas_Babylon: Meh, don't care, it's Mardu, I'm in Cori clan
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
espi: technically 3 spells
Titan457: Value
Fruan: 'Spell Competence'
Tecnocrat: Thug Life?
TehAmelie: m-a-s-t-r-y *fizzle* damnit
monosceros: always carry two mushrooms
WolfgangCloud: Thug combos with Revelark!!!
Dish_KP: So I just finished watching the last WOTC held friday nights! C'est Magnifique, Benjamin! and.. everyone else. Wheeler and Jer are in it! so fun!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Thugger Trucks? lrrGOAT
seth_erickson: I didn't choose the thug truck the thug truck choose me
KoalaMeatPie : mics are peaking
antonaqua: To be completely honest, you don't even need to have cast the spell you're casting. "I have cast 2 spells before in my life! I mastered ALL the spells!"
xanderhunter: would Spell Mastery be better if it was 1 Instant and 1 Sorcery rather then just any 2?
Alas_Babylon: Was there anyone missing from the LRR-sphere in Friday Nights that's shown up on the series before?
Donutholez: 'spell expertise' :P
Feminine_Desires: oh
LRRbot: Marang River Prowler [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Marang River Prowler can't block and can't be blocked. / You may cast Marang River Prowler from your graveyard as long as you control a black or green permanent.
KamikaziManiac: man, the thug going to top of deck gets around the Guildmage Discard, too, that's aewsome
Izhuark: !card dimir guildmage
LRRbot: Dimir Guildmage [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. / {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
LoadingReadyRun: KoalaMeatPie I'm not noticing any peaking, maybe occasional rubbing on a shirt?
Feminine_Desires: ben could have discarded that reveillark
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seth_erickson: unblockable in this economy unthinkable
Izhuark: the big brain play would have been draw discard here.
Feminine_Desires: he has 8 mana no?
An_IRL_Rabbit: I run this card in my Ezuri, Claw of Progress EDH deck. A recurring unblockable threat that keeps getting experience counters.
CapnRobert: I think adam may have accomplished his goal. a deck that can play a full game of magic, but still has no way to win
Izhuark: yeah he could have
LRRbot: Reveillark [4W] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Flying / When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {5}{W}
KamikaziManiac: no, discard is sorcery only
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
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KamikaziManiac: and the thug put the reviliark on top
KoalaMeatPie : @LoadingReadyRun Possible, I appreciate your art in technique
KamikaziManiac: yeah, I guess that's true
Donutholez: heap doll
TehAmelie: one thing i'd like to see is a colossal sort of creature that cannot be blocked except by at least one creature with flying and at least one without
Tecnocrat: Tormod's Heap DOll
kumatsu: Just Table Frenemy Things
Izhuark: Why did you draft this sick control deck nelson ?
GentleSquirre1: i hope everyone is having a good evening
Fletcherizer: that guildmage putting in work
LRRbot: Whirlwind Adept [4U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [4/2] | Hexproof / Prowess
Donutholez: prowess
LRRbot: Cathodion [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | When Cathodion dies, add {C}{C}{C}.
Izhuark: True in essence it's like sealed.
Lithobraker: GentleSquirre1 the nyquil is beginning to kick in, so it's looking good
Legokman: Wait they switched decks?
Fruan: I wonder if it would work to draft mono-5drops or something. Just focus on wrecking their curve.
Diabore: oh right, next roudn is conscription vs utamog
Donutholez: they drafted for each other
photosinensis: Thanks for the HahaSleep @krymzon19
Alas_Babylon: @Legokman All six players drafted badly intentionally, and then the decks were randomly given to someone else
Juliamon: Legokman It's explained on the lefthand side of the stream! (Under Cori.)
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
egyptcraze: @Fruan i was thinking the same thing
Izhuark: I still think the best strategie would be to diversifies colors as much as possible rather than concentrating on card quality.
Legokman: Oh- I’ll have to check out the vod later XD
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freshmaker__: :O
Alas_Babylon: He said the F word, he said Fecundity
kumatsu: This is a FAMILY stream
TehAmelie: there's some workable strategies, but as in regular direction drafts it depends a lot on what everyone else is doing
LRRbot: Grave Scrabbler [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Madness {1}{B} / When Grave Scrabbler enters the battlefield, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
ArcOfTheConclave: TGILFotD?
Izhuark: Well you care way less abotu what people are doing than in other drafts to be honest.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, Ben is drawing a LOT of cards and doing absolutely nothing with it. Good job Nelson.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Did Nelly just turn into a robot for anyone else?
Pharmacistjudge: 6 mana for a gravedigger is fine in this format
Izhuark: At best knowing what strategies everyone else is going for can give you an edge but it's not like you are trying to see what's open since almost everything is.
LRRbot: Ulamog's Crusher [8] | Creature — Eldrazi [8/8] | Annihilator 2 / Ulamog's Crusher attacks each combat if able.
Diabore: the crushy boi
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
Fletcherizer: that's one hell of a bomb
Alas_Babylon: That's gonna be an oof from me, dawg
frogomb: The crushinator
CorruptDropbear: Cold as ICE
KamikaziManiac: audio is good now
fuzzy_died: audio is fine
seth_erickson: sounds fine
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Maybe it was just me
planeswalkingjedi: @alas_babylon or, as we Minnesotans say: Uffda
antonaqua: Wait, ben has red?
LRRbot: Blast of Genius [4UR] | Sorcery | Choose any target. Draw three cards, then discard a card. Blast of Genius deals damage equal to the discarded card's converted mana cost to that permanent or player.
Metalupis: yes there are
cardboardhorde: Yes!
Tecnocrat: Eldrazi Luchadors was my college band.
Metalupis: see Jushin Thunder Liger
LRRbot: Urban Evolution [3GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
asianxperience: come on Ben I'm pulling for you
RomanGoro: Taurus, Ligero, Liger....
CorruptDropbear: OOF
cardboardhorde: Love Blast of Genius
Genderi: That was a lot!!
TehAmelie: i have seen some Luchadores with pretty heavy foam masks. could be good for hiding the shape of your face and such
Diabore: cori was at 6?
cardboardhorde: Love throwing Draco away with it
Alas_Babylon: Cori was actually at 2
Moocanoe__: cori was at 2
philippekav: she also took 4 from the combat
Pharmacistjudge: Nelson didn't mark the combat damage
Genderi: @Diabore took combat damage that wasn't marked
frogomb: she was at 2
Legokman: Who took who’s pool?
Diabore: ah
Kaszoski: Oh that was game 1
Alas_Babylon: Ben got Nelson's, Graham got Cam's...
cassofsass: oh yeah
Diabore: @Legokman nelly and ben swapped, g got cams, cam got adams, adam got coris, cori got adams
cassofsass: it's paper fight night
antonaqua: Nelson <-> Ben, Adam -> Cori -> Cam -> Graham -> Adam?
Alas_Babylon: sounds right?
Izhuark: Yup i think this is right
antonaqua: oh swapped adam and cori
antonaqua: wait, that still doesn't add up, ignore me
Izhuark: Hum...
Izhuark: Yes it was right the first time
Twilight_Spark: Oh, so was this a weird "you're incentivized to make a bad deck" deal?
antonaqua: Woof, avoided being wrong on the internet
EmoMcHipster: 3-0'd my draft tonight. Clackbridge Troll carried me hard. how are we all doing?
frogomb: Gary!
tatertot123420: theros seams fine, alittle pushed
Dog_of_Myth: Gary with the upshift
Izhuark: @Twilight_Spark Yeah it was backdraft
Diabore: @Twilight_Spark yup, with a chance you get your own pile
kumatsu: Isn't Gary good in CanLander lrrBEEJ
Twilight_Spark: Interesting.
Alas_Babylon: Setessan Champion is making me excited for Bant/Esper/Abzan Enchantress in Standard
espi: Escape sounds fun to play with
Dog_of_Myth: Gary is good everywhere
theamc2000: What is backdraft?
Genderi: Wheeler is a fan of new Elspeth, what say you, Nelson?
egyptcraze: so excited to build klothys ponza edh. bc im a terrible human XD
tatertot123420: desalator magic clled ayone who like gary a netdecking asshole doosh lmao
Pharmacistjudge: Gary plus Command the Dreadhorde will be fun
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averythetiger: I just hope that the last walker in the set is Angrath because minotaurs.
theamc2000: @tatertot123420 that sounds like him
cassofsass: desalator magic is nut a fun person
TehAmelie: i do remember Gary being so common you could destroy almost any game by chaining him
Izhuark: @theamc2000 It's like draft except you don't play the pool you draft, so you want to make it as worse as possible.
Pharmacistjudge: I'm not a fan of elspeth
antonaqua: Me: Standard is kinda expensive, can't really get into it. Also me: *Buys 200€ commander deck*
LRRbot: Myr Servitor [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Myr Servitor is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Genderi: You got my name the first time! :D
espi: play Elspeth in the brawl event? you were supposed to play against her
LRRbot: Deranged Assistant [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
theamc2000: @izhuark thank you
Mister_Hawk: Thanks for the HahaDoge @shaneleeatk
space_turbulence: i feel like we should not underestimate the power of a repeatable planeswalker. like it's a gery real cost, but just the raw potentialof a planeswalker that won't. go. away.
antonaqua: I waited 10 minutes :)
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
antonaqua: Event was really fun though
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
korvys: I definitely had some 5 minute waits with Ashiok
tatertot123420: @theamc2000 he has some good videos but i dont understand his obsession with hating people who netdeck. like i just wanna find a fun deck, i literally play jank/tier 2 shit in any formats i play (Eldrazi reanimator and devoted vizier)
frogomb: fiaaahhh
keltonhicks8: am i stupid for crying? i love you guys ss
ballesta25: Thug is non-optional, I think
Pharmacistjudge: thug is not optional
espi: 5 minutes wait to get to play 2 Moxen and Ancestral Recall was way worth it
TheWarbo: golgari thug is not a may
keltonhicks8: am i stupid for crying? i love glu
streamChef: Yeah, the elspeth deck was nuts. I had a 90% ish winrate
antonaqua: It's not a may either
frozenphoenix7: Nelson is correct.
Metalupis: if i remember what Lee said, Elsbeth had an ever so slightly higher win rate between the two decks
theamc2000: @tatertot123420 he just mad easily
Genderi: "worse" dredge
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, that's a
arrowbounce: I gave up waiting for an ashiok game for my 5th win and crushed my opponent with early sword using Elspeth
frozenphoenix7: (I play Modern Dredge. It is very not fun when they kill Thug when it's the only dude in your yard when you need to Dredge)
redrumekki: elspeth had some bonkers agro curves
LRRbot: Myr Servitor [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Myr Servitor is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Vyous: They would just have you target 'another' I think
Pharmacistjudge: Nelson, Thug not being optional and being a non-detrimental trigger was an investigation I had to do before.
frogomb: artifooty with a booty
tatertot123420: @theamc2000 i think he just calls anyone who likes to play a meta deck a dooshbag when he cant beat them
BoBrinkman: @frozenphoenix7 I solve that by never casting thug
theamc2000: @tatertot123420 you are right
Pharmacistjudge: I had to see if the player intentionally missed their trigger, as that would help them dredge more.
antonaqua: I guess it would be like, "If Golgari thug would die, exile it then put target creature card from your graveyard on opt of your library, then put golgari thug into your graveyard?" But that seems convoluted
espi: SHOAL we see what Cori will play?
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
frozenphoenix7: @BoBrinkman Oh I try not to. But sometimes you do what you have to <_<
Alas_Babylon: @antonaqua Could just say "another creature"
LRRbot: Forbidden Alchemy [2U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
keltonhicks8: am i stupid for crying? i love you guys so much and its been a hard lonely Christmas. mtg has helped so much and LRR has kept me going. i came to watch and noticed someone gifted me a sub to my favorites. im incredibly grateful
Alas_Babylon: "When ~ dies, put another target creature card in your graveyard on top of your library."
antonaqua: @Alas_Babylon That!
Juliamon: Crying is never stupid, keltonhicks8 lrrHEART
Alas_Babylon: @keltonhicks8 Absolutely not, friend <3
antonaqua: I told you it was convoluted!
LoadingReadyRun: glad to have you here, keltonhicks8
Toquenuke: @keltonhicks8 your feelings are always valid
keltonhicks8: thanks folks. im super glad to be here.
TehAmelie: can rules text be more convoluted than that green card that gives a creature +3/+3 and then you do that again and then you do it again
antonaqua: lrrHEART
LRRbot: Dimir Guildmage [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. / {3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Pharmacistjudge: could we have Bidden Alchemy?
SpectralData: everybody poops, everybody cires
Alas_Babylon: Three-bidden Alchemy
frogomb: five bidden
tatertot123420: sorry im back theamc i had to leave for a sec. if u responded then im back nwo
freshmaker__: That wave was exactly as intense as I expected
LRRbot: Akroan Crusader [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Akroan Crusader, create a 1/1 red Soldier creature token with haste.
antonaqua: @TehAmelie Is it the Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn? That one you can split between creatures or just +9/+9 it's pretty good
Shadowner: whelm means surround?
Angreed66: overwhelming and whelming are synonyms
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
TehAmelie: yeop
keltonhicks8: just feel lucky to be here with everyone. sometimes thats more than enough. just presence.
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
espi: she has a loop!
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Alas_Babylon: The Golgari police
asianxperience: woop woop thats the sound of the police
YawnLance: 0
Twilight_Spark: anneK9
Toquenuke: cori has demonstrated a loop
antonaqua: Cori's comboing!
Shadowner: so apprentice necromancer and golgari thug juggle each other?
LRRbot: Pulse of Murasa [2G] | Instant | Return target creature or land card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. You gain 6 life.
arrowbounce: Swinging during your main phase sounds iffy
Feminine_Desires: ??? super confused.
TehAmelie: wait, apprentice necromancer dies to bring back a creature temporarily. how do they advance beyond apprentice?
Professor_Rakor: but....why tho
philippekav: not sure much was accomplished there
Toquenuke: i never said it was a good loop
espi: @TehAmelie nobody said they were a GOOD apprentice
TehAmelie: but there has to be higher ranking ones somewhere
Countjondi: that was a very bad play
espi: their dad probably knew someone at the necromancy school
Dog_of_Myth: Is a bad loop an earworm?
PhraxTheWise: I used to be a good necromancer's aprentice
LoadingReadyRun: TehAmelie I don't think he is going to be continuing his education
LRRbot: Wickerbough Elder [3G] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [4/4] | Wickerbough Elder enters the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it. / {G}, Remove a −1/−1 counter from Wickerbough Elder: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
tatertot123420: wow
Toquenuke: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
tatertot123420: a reply from lrr themselves
espi: 3/3 unbeatable card, GG
Izhuark: Like a myr servitor
antonaqua: That card is pretty good
freshmaker__: A bad loop is that weapon that tira uses in Soul Calibur.
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
Juliamon: tatertot123420 Paul is pretty chatt :D
Juliamon: *chatty
TehAmelie: to become a journeyman necromancer, the first step is to resurrect yourself
tatertot123420: what do channel points do?
LucasTheDrgn: Where's the Necromancer's Guild? Is this allowed by the Necromancer's Union?
Pharmacistjudge: he is the apprentice who tries to do something way too strong and it backfires and he dies
Karfsma778: He's doing it unsupervised by a BETTER necromancer, so the thing he brings back kills him, cause he doesn't have full control of it
seth_erickson: I like that both of your statements were correct Juliamon
LRRbot: Marang River Prowler [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Marang River Prowler can't block and can't be blocked. / You may cast Marang River Prowler from your graveyard as long as you control a black or green permanent.
Tecnocrat: Sometimes the purpose of someones life is to serve as a warning to others.
BrindleBoar: "Good work today, Wesley. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
KingOfDoma: "Looks like we're gonna need another Timmy!"
planeswalkingjedi: Besides LRR, y'know another cool part about Twitch? Bob Ross
Juliamon: !channelpoints
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flatluigi: ah, pee mana
Shadowner: classic gold
Feminine_Desires: yellow I think is too close to white
antonaqua: Wickerbough elder would be REALLY good if it was a +1/+1 counter
Donutholez: Necromancy dont exactly lose apprentices. Pyromancers on the other hand, got that problem
Pharmacistjudge: yellow is halfway between gold and white
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Do a violence.
CorruptDropbear: Purple would be confused with Black, Yellow would be confused with White
philippekav: white is already kidda yellow
Pharmacistjudge: I'm not sure...Gavin kinda enjoys the attention
LucasTheDrgn: they're getting rid of white and black and introducing yellow, orange, and purple. By the way, have you tried Mythgard?
atrociouslyambisinister: Yellow completes the primaries which is nice
seth_erickson: !card stalking yeti
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When Stalking Yeti enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to Stalking Yeti. / {2}{S}: Return Stalking Yeti to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
korvys: Gavin is personally hand printing every Oubliette
LRRbot: Ghoulcaller's Accomplice [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Ghoulcaller's Accomplice from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Mr_Bitterness: Knuckleduster is yeti-like
Pharmacistjudge: I still say Broun Stoutarm is a Yeeti, so that's close enough
atrociouslyambisinister: If you want Yetis, may I recommend Eternal?
CorruptDropbear: They'll just reprint all the Wastes Wingding cards
Dog_of_Myth: !card Oubliette
LRRbot: Oubliette [1BB] | Enchantment | When Oubliette enters the battlefield, exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that were on that creature. / When Oubliette leaves the battlefield, return that exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number and kind of counters on it. If you do, return the other exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control attached to that permanent.
averythetiger: There's always Morophon.
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge benginPun
EmoMcHipster: remember: you're here forever
NrgSpoon: an accomplice can actually accomplish something
atrociouslyambisinister: I haven't played it in a while it might be garbage now
rarermonsters: Look, legally he's an Independent Contractor
planeswalkingjedi: [[Miststalker]]
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: can someone explain a backdraft to me?
freshmaker__: *pushes up glasses* actually mistform ultimus already exists.
Pharmacistjudge: Yeeti is a fine pun Kumatsu
freshmaker__: Kappa
Tecnocrat: A Yeti Lord?
planeswalkingjedi: !card Miststalker
LRRbot: Uril, the Miststalker [2RGW] | Legendary Creature — Beast [5/5] | Hexproof / Uril, the Miststalker gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.
tatertot123420: what do channel points do?
Juliamon: tatertot123420
espi: Chameleon Colossus is the best Yeti, change my mind
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averythetiger: !card morophon
LRRbot: Morophon, the Boundless [7] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter [6/6] | Changeling / As Morophon, the Boundless enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Spells of the chosen type you cast cost {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay. / Other creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
planeswalkingjedi: Uril is basically a Yeti
korvys: @Pharmacistjudge For a moment, I thought you had misspelled wrestlemans Braun Strowman.
TehAmelie: the sixth color will have to be red with green spots
kumatsu: Knowing Gavin he's probably halfway around the world right now anyway
KoalaMeatPie : Yeti is in Unglued rerelease
IkariFate: legendary yeti that works or have a sweet mechanic with snow lands
Pharmacistjudge: @korvys fair
LRRbot: Urban Evolution [3GU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
atrociouslyambisinister: @tehamelie I'm on mono-Christmas
Pharmacistjudge: where is suburban evolution?
Toquenuke: oof
kumatsu: I'm waiting for superurban evolution
Pharmacistjudge: like draw 2 cards and play 1 land
GentleSquirre1: lrrBEN
NrgSpoon: morophon is a pretty good yeti
atrociouslyambisinister: Explore stapled to divination I guess?
bcschles: That high five was so nice
Tecnocrat: Suburban Evolution is just a picture of a Starbucks in a strip mall.
LRRbot: Fume Spitter [B] | Creature — Horror [1/1] | Sacrifice Fume Spitter: Put a −1/−1 counter on target creature.
freshmaker__: suburban evolution is gentrification
TeamDarkBeginning: suburban evolution just puts a McDonald's on your plains
Pharmacistjudge: I decide, so there is a starbucks
antonaqua: I think the country side needs more evolution :(
atrociouslyambisinister: Isn't that kinda what the Rubblebelts are?
espi: cities can have parks
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: what is a backdraft?
Rioxcon: like central park in new york
TehAmelie: Rural Revolution is the big brain play
theambivalentagender: @Pharmacistjudge 2ubg: destroy target land, draw a card, you may play an extra land this turn?
planeswalkingjedi: For any peeps watching rn that aren't really into Magic much: the plane of Ravnica is basically Coruscant from Star Wars
seth_erickson: The Gruul are just homeless and they've taken over Ravnica's Parks
philippekav: the rumble belt is like shitty suburbia
TeamDarkBeginning: the gruul also exist without a purpose or a place to live according to their life
KamikaziManiac: the players drafted back pools, then gave them to a random player to buuild from
rarermonsters: Old-Town ravnica is just a super gentrified spot where all the hipsters live now
space_turbulence: i got the impression the apple place in Bylaw & Order was pretty suburb-y
LucasTheDrgn: The books also talk about wilderness areas where the gruul run around
nartin9: magic omg your best streams are mtg
zombub: Parks are Selesnya though
Zarco_19: @Rioxcon like central park but it's on fire around the edges
LRRbot: Whirlwind Adept [4U] | Creature — Djinn Monk [4/2] | Hexproof / Prowess
atrociouslyambisinister: I'm gonna take my Indrik to the old Town Rav?
Tecnocrat: We don't know how big this planet is. Could be quite small.
atrociouslyambisinister: nah that's nothing
space_turbulence: really you might be able to male the case of the 6th district being a suburb
Juliamon: According to the first Ravnica book trilogy, there used to be more Niv-level dragons that I imagine helped restrict city expansion in the past
thavleifrim: has it ever been confirmed that ravnica is a planet? i always pictured it as a flat earth plane
flatluigi: i think cori definitely ended up with the worst deck
tinaun: because!
ballesta25: @somedudewhoplaysgamesbad They trade draft pools in between drafting and deck construction, so they attempted to draft the worst pool possible.
rarermonsters: "I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs"
Mr_Bitterness: For science!
LRRbot: Sanitarium Skeleton [B] | Creature — Skeleton [1/2] | {2}{B}: Return Sanitarium Skeleton from your graveyard to your hand.
tinaun: its praxis to want as many animal parts on your body as possible
LucasTheDrgn: @Tecnocrat it's definitely not earth sized, i believe dominaria is supposed to be the largest plane in the multiverse by far and also about earth sized
TehAmelie: you turned your most octopus-like body part into the least octopus-like part of the octopus?
antonaqua: Ben, I really love the flavour text of that one unicorn in War of the spark where the simic talk about discirmination
atrociouslyambisinister: @juliamon didn't Niv personally engineer the other dragons' deaths or something similar?
nartin9: what is a backdraft?
MaverickArtist: the Simic are the bioengineering double dog dare guild
theambivalentagender: Sanitarum skeleton makes me ask the question: at what point of defleshing does a zombie become a skeleton?
Ubiki: Gruul mostly live in portion of city that are destroyed
Juliamon: atrociouslyambisinister I think so, yeah
seth_erickson: I mean have you seen Kraaj
freshmaker__: I can hardly parse Hydroid Krasis tbh
Tecnocrat: Simic is the Ravnica equivalent of John Hammond from Jurassic Park. Just science for it's own sake.
Pharmacistjudge: Experiment Kraaj was just like a blob
Pharmacistjudge: and that's not that cool
coelopteryx: i can get behind wanting to become some manner of aquatic chimaera but not in a body horror way, and simic does it in a body horror way
wargodmogis: Backdraft is where you draft, but for an opponent
monosceros: Scary Ptery!
zombub: Some biomancer out there was like "What if snakes were inflatable" and that's how Hydroid Krasis was born
atrociouslyambisinister: Was Nivvy Mizzy a real estate investor all along?
cassofsass: does winning in a backdraft mean the person who plays your cards loses?
nartin9: so you draft bad?
antonaqua: “What makes a frog lizard any worse than a bird horse? Prejudice against the Simic, that’s what! It’s unfair!” —Thados Arquef, Guardian Project biomancer
LRRbot: Blast of Genius [4UR] | Sorcery | Choose any target. Draw three cards, then discard a card. Blast of Genius deals damage equal to the discarded card's converted mana cost to that permanent or player.
rarermonsters: Who makes weirder porn: The Rakdos or the Simic. (Or the Azorious?)
bcschles: Hydroid Krasis draws cards though 🤯
antonaqua: Concordia Pegasus (RNA)
seth_erickson: But listen Kraaj was a blob that could do anything he even has the potential of casting spells of planeswalkers
theambivalentagender: @rarermonsters the Orzhov
baskwalla: Go boy, go!
tatertot123420: @rarermonsters rakdos is just bdsm
seth_erickson: at least with interactions in the real game
theambivalentagender: I'd imagine Orzhov has a lot of vore
atrociouslyambisinister: @rarermonsters it's profoundly subjective, but most people say Simic
nartin9: Azorious seem like the type into bdsm
Phoerow: simic pets would be something like a dog-topus
Revenentforce: 5 cost 1/1
swaggytaco: rakdos is way more than bdsm
tatertot123420: @nartin9 no rakdos lol
LRRbot: Myr Servitor [1] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if Myr Servitor is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to the battlefield.
Karfsma778: I mean, it put her DOB at the time
atrociouslyambisinister: Like, do people survive in Rakdos?
Tecnocrat: Kraj was misunderstood. He just wanted hugs. And your abilities.
rarermonsters: Kraaj was the end of evangelion
monosceros: look Roalesk seemed to be having a good time
TehAmelie: when i'm feeling low on energy, i might rewatch the LRR Unstable draft with Mark Rosewater. random tip for chat
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
antonaqua: @seth_erickson You just made me have a terrible idea
swaggytaco: not everyone in rakdos goes to ragers all the time. some of them just work in the service industry
TeamDarkBeginning: the Azorious fornicate solely for the purpose of procreation, and only in the missionary position
antonaqua: I want ot play gideon, make it a creature, put a counter on it and then make kraaj a minichad
LRRbot: Appetite for Brains [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with converted mana cost 4 or greater and exile that card.
seth_erickson: I had a planeswalker commander deck with Kraaj in it you can also do Sarkhan and Ajani shenanigans
nartin9: @tatertot123420 what kind of porn is the Detain mechanic
PhraxTheWise: @TehAmelie When I'm low on energy, I watch LRR Highlights. It brings me right up.
Camail: props to ben for committing to the misplay
EmoMcHipster: @atrociouslyambisinister of course. one of the stories in Allegiance demonstrates how fun and odd Rakdos life is
LRRbot: Ulamog's Crusher [8] | Creature — Eldrazi [8/8] | Annihilator 2 / Ulamog's Crusher attacks each combat if able.
atrociouslyambisinister: Gruul is the reason "feral" exists as a term
LRRbot: Reveillark [4W] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Flying / When Reveillark leaves the battlefield, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Evoke {5}{W}
TehAmelie: also fun
heartofgoldfish: @antonaqua giving kraj loyalty abilities is 1000% rewarding and you should absolutely do it
thraximore: exile actually
Shadowner: swap life totals
antonaqua: Wait, can it do oonly 1 ability?
MrPhlip: !addquote (Cori) [now] Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win. | disgusted
LRRbot: New quote #6662: "Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win." —Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
josh___something: Hello friends!
heartofgoldfish: it's much stupider to do, but i can also recommend kraj + mycosynth lattice + march of the marchines
antonaqua: Or...?
baskwalla: Yay!!!
seth_erickson: I haven't gotten to do it yet but I'm just waiting for the day to let Kraaj activate a planeswalker ability and ascend
antonaqua: @heartofgoldfish already sold y mycosynth :(
philippekav: turns out 1/1s with a few of expensive cards is bad
baskwalla: Thanks @Bengineering
Izhuark: GG
myrddinthewizard: lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SA
heartofgoldfish: @antonaqua yep, it's one loyalty ability per permanent
TehAmelie: hmm, i've always dreamed of a way to make a deck use all abilities of Mycosynth Lattice. maybe Kraj can help
espi: good old lucksack BEn
thavleifrim: if the deck adam built beat the deck you built dont you win? given the idea is to make bad decks
Pharmacistjudge: chat will be your table friend
heartofgoldfish: @seth_erickson experiment kraj, planewalker: the ultimate simic experiment
Fruan: More like table frenemy
tatertot123420: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ads
tatertot123420: this slaps lol
Countjondi: who drafted cam's deck again?
Donutholez: table acquaintances
Juliamon: mmm we're getting soooo close to quote #6666
M0N0P0LE: This is my favorite BGC song
seth_erickson: He's the pinnacle of evolution it was only a matter of time
TheDoomRhombus: Sick jam alert
Tecnocrat: Rule 606.3, loyalty ability of permanents. Was changed to that from planeswalkers because of Kraj.
PhraxTheWise: Watching for the first time live is very confusing... I was trying to skip the break... I should go to bed...
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
tatertot123420: ok bot
seth_erickson: happens to the best of us PhraxTheWise
Juliamon: Also: If you need to take your meds, take your meds!
Donutholez: lrrGOAT
PhraxTheWise: Chat, what is a decent budget option for Pioneer?
Donutholez: Red
Donutholez: always red
tatertot123420: why do i only unlock the emote for 24hrs
Mivair: 59 mountains and a goblin
tatertot123420: seems like a rip off
TheWarbo: haou ouken
TheWarbo: *hadou8
Juliamon: tatertot123420 It's not a ripoff if you didn't pay money for it
seth_erickson: I was gonna say mono red has a lot of varying builds that are pretty cheap in pioneer
TehAmelie: ah, Mycosynth Lattice. what even does the universal mana washing ability? it doesn't add anything to anything anyone uses the card for
tatertot123420: @Juliamon i guess, but just makes me sad.
Mivair: lrrCAMERON_SG
weebcannon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:24:57.
Juliamon: (The reason is to encourage you to sub rather than rely on channel points. Streamers gotta eat y'know)
Juliamon: It's also ludicrously easy to accrue enough points to reenable the emote you want daily.
tatertot123420: @Juliamon imma broke teenager so i cant really spend money on streamers, but i can watch their ads
Juliamon: I feel you on that tatertot123420
planeswalkingjedi: @tatertot123420 I'm 20, but I'm also broke
Donutholez: awww. james not on ppr. cant do the "retire as champ" w/ lsv. lrrAWW
M0N0P0LE: I'm 34 and also broke
Juliamon: If your parents have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch for a free sub!
M0N0P0LE: Brokeness knows no age
Juliamon: (I use my dad's)
BleedingToast: PrideGive katesHeart PrideTake
Lithobraker: Donutholez well yeah, he retired champion :P
antonaqua: @tatertot123420 Was like that once too, now I'm subbing to lrr and adam (and serge too in the future but don't tell him ssshhh)
tatertot123420: @planeswalkingjedi and @Juliamon i think anyone born after 2000 can relate
tatertot123420: maybe 1995
Juliamon: I'm '84 and can relate.
Donutholez: @lithobraker but i want lsv to do it on jamesa
planeswalkingjedi: @tatertot123420 I was born in '99
antonaqua: 97 here!
TehAmelie: i'm on disability so i only sporadi-sub, but this great chat likes to give subs away by the dozens
tatertot123420: exactly
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
seth_erickson: the amounts of subs gifted in this channel astounds me
Lithobraker: oh god, people born after 2000 can drive and vote. why is time?
Fruan: Fixing?!
cassofsass: oh we're back
tatertot123420: maybe anyone brn after boomers messed up the prices for college and housing
Countjondi: if adam wins, he wins the tourney, but if nelson wins, graham wins the tourney cause then he is the only one who won while his deck lost.
Professor_Rakor: The wooly begins.
TheWarbo: i feel like "who remember everything" is probably the bigger issue
antonaqua: cant relzate to that, thanks social security
TehAmelie: i haven't kept track or anything but Adam has a reputation for winning a "lot" when he's on camera
gibbousm: aw.....I missed most of the Paper Fight
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LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
EmoMcHipster: We're all excited about it
Fruan: Hey Cam - I'm glad you made it back from the airport yesterday ;)
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
thavleifrim: is TURN 11 ULAMOG?? better?
flatluigi: !card sublime arch
LRRbot: Sublime Archangel [2WW] | Creature — Angel [4/3] | Flying / Exalted / Other creatures you control have exalted.
freshmaker__: hefty unicorn
Kykiwi: thicc corn
Juliamon: It's a big beefy corn
antonaqua: I think "Turn? 11? Uwulamog?" is better
Tecnocrat: Well, he eats one.
tatertot123420: enchantment arent nutricious if they kill u lol
Tiber727: Absolute uni -t.
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
MrPolyK: calebdCorn
TehAmelie: it's so much strictly better than Pearl Unicorn it makes me sad
Angreed66: The archangel has an ability that was printed as a 4 mana enchantment in a recent set at uncommon
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
baskwalla: #getem
Lithobraker: It's like a Highland cow
Angreed66: plus it's a flier
LRRbot: Generator Servant [1R] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice Generator Servant: Add {C}{C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: actually life totals are free information
Pharmacistjudge: so you can't hide it
Juliamon: (Also it's on the screen.)
Pharmacistjudge: hold on...that's wrong
tatertot123420: @Pharmacistjudge username chacks out
space_turbulence: ah, so Adam is a card game lich
Pharmacistjudge: hold on
Pharmacistjudge: i'm outdated
Pharmacistjudge: Life total is Status information
antonaqua: @Pharmacistjudge With goblin game, if you hide yor life total as it is an untangible object, but still an object, is it hidden or not?
antonaqua: Sorry in advance
Tecnocrat: Adam has several horcruxes hidden around the moonbase.
Pharmacistjudge: so aplogies chat, Life total is status information
Juliamon: seabatYIKES
Tiber727: "Have I got a surprise for you!"
Pharmacistjudge: which is more free than free information
red_shoes_jeff: Well, guess what, Adam? I've hidden MY life total... IN A JAR!!!
antonaqua: Wow adam... way to rub it in...
thraximore: Are you mineral or vegetable?
BrindleBoar: "A human."
Pharmacistjudge: it's information you must give away
Shadowner: I am aware but uninformed
Tecnocrat: I'm carbon based.
Onmi_Khaos: Well my card says human
TheWarbo: Never heard of me? But I'm the oracle...that does not bear arms
odiv: I am the batman?
thavleifrim: it's a valid question, what ARE you cameron?
ZeniteZero: "What are you?" "Mostly human"
Lithobraker: I contain multitudes!
lirazel64: "I'm a 6/6 for 4, what are you?"
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you Cam for that reference!
antonaqua: "You get my life total, you get my life total, EVERYONE gets my life total!"
Onmi_Khaos: But I'm pretty sure I'm a hidden Elk
tatertot123420: man 200 people left after ad break
everybody1982: I will just go "I am everybody Fear Me"
Badchop: first the Highlander from Nelson, then 5th Element from Cam
Badchop: Quality.
Tiber727: @Pharmacistjudge I will give away this information. But, it's hidden among other, randomly generated life totals!
planeswalkingjedi: Has Paul EVER been to a Pax? At least one within the past 10 years?
Onmi_Khaos: I would have joined all the panels and just shot the shit
tatertot123420: @Tiber727 and one of them is 183u4092u39382u5
TheWarbo: those swamps tho
Onmi_Khaos: I also would never get a VIP pass again
Juliamon: planeswalkingjedi Yup! The first PAX East LRR attended.
Dog_of_Myth: When they ask for your lifetotal, give them a range. "Between 0-2000
thatladyinplaid: Happy holiday weekend to @thatguyinplaid... he gets to watch Nelson v Adam
planeswalkingjedi: Ooo
Lithobraker: ZeniteZero well if you go by cell count you're mostly a bacterial community in an ambulatory meat husk
LRRbot: Slum Reaper [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/2] | When Slum Reaper enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.
WithoutAnAce: @tiber727 reminds me of the person who posted numbers 000-00-0000 through 999-99-9999 on Twitter and got suspended for posting everyone's social security number
Caffine1138: nah. has to be 1-2000 @Dog_of_Myth otherwise the game is over
LoadingReadyRun: planeswalkingjedi I've been to quite a few Paxes, just not recently
antonaqua: @Caffine1138 between
josh___something: HahaGingercat
planeswalkingjedi: Nice
Pharmacistjudge: AP choose first, NAP chooses second, both sac at same time
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
ZeniteZero: @Lithobraker I never thought of it that way, thanks LUL
tatertot123420: pauper decent star
BrindleBoar: "What's your life total?" "A positive integer."
rarermonsters: Pauper Participant
LRRbot: Dark Dabbling [2B] | Instant | Regenerate target creature. Draw a card. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, also regenerate each other creature you control.
Shadowner: multi trigger Wild mongrel
Dog_of_Myth: @Caffine1138 schrodinger's lifetotal
Onmi_Khaos: Oh, Cam, I have a similar story to your "What are you" In which I had someone approach me because they believed I was in charge of something, and upon learning I wasn't responded "I see, well you're not relevant to my interests right now." And just fuckin' walked off!
dangerous_safety: dark dabbing
LucasTheDrgn: Dark Dabbing?
Tecnocrat: I feel a hard cast Ulamog a-coming
atrociouslyambisinister: Dabble dabble!
RassilonDND: I see no dabbing from adam, Dark dabbing fizzles
tatertot123420: pauper card that is in a few decks
smartguyc1089: Adam is getting super close to ulamog
LRRbot: Soul's Fire [2R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.
monosceros: Dark hooglDab bling
antonaqua: Since when does Dark DABBLING count as casting a spell? And what spells do you master from abbling in the dark?
Donutholez: Dark Dabbing is an lrrADAM
antonaqua: Spell Mastery makes NO logical sense
Onmi_Khaos: OH WAIT NO
LRRbot: Reckless Wurm [3RR] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{R}
Kaszoski: Look, if you know 3 spells, one being the spell mastery spell, obviously you're a master
Onmi_Khaos: IT WAS WAY WORSE I FORGOT
smartguyc1089: dark dabbing
LucasTheDrgn: @antonaqua if you're already a master at casting other spells, dabbling in the dark is more powerful from the get go
Donutholez: ohnoooooee
Onmi_Khaos: "Again, I thought you were staff, but if not, you’re free to delete whatever request was sent because your existence is not very meaningful to my agency at the moment."
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
Onmi_Khaos: And i just... I had no response to that
ballesta25: Unicorn also down
flatluigi: did that include the one from fire
theambivalentagender: @Onmi_Khaos and this was said in real life, real person to real person?
LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
ballesta25: Oh, wait, burn in response.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
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Onmi_Khaos: Yes Ambi
Donutholez: gurmag angles.
RassilonDND: Omni_Khaos, This is where you should have thanked him for providing you a perfect example of what not to do.
WolfgangCloud: never used the travel prep
persistentpetitioners: We'll never know if there was a turn 11 Ulamog coming.
JohnPraw: That was a good game.
atrociouslyambisinister: oopsie doopsie
Onmi_Khaos: To be clear, by Agency he didn't mean a group he represented
Twilight_Spark: Who needs sideboards you coward?
Onmi_Khaos: but his agency as a human
oKingsWild: @persistentpetitioners I guess we do know
RassilonDND: I would love it if one of these days they sideboard in a Yu-gi-oh or pokemon card
tatertot123420: adam is the type of guy to riffle a vintage deck and see nothing wronf with it
stateofcomatose: Thanks for the HahaDoge @koshindan
tatertot123420: yah
tatertot123420: ok
Kykiwi: lol
tatertot123420: a man of honor
freshmaker__: magic cards aren't made of glass folks
Pharmacistjudge: adam is actually quite insistent that his opponent cuts his deck if i recall correctly
freshmaker__: they can bend
RassilonDND: The problem is Vintage/modern decks are like the price of an iphone 11. At that point riffling does dmg
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
theambivalentagender: @tatertot123420 a friend of mine never plays with sleeves, and he's been playing for a very long time. You can imagine the pain seeing him shuffle really valuable beat up cards
ArcOfTheConclave: soldier of fortune in legacy?
Pharmacistjudge: final cut was removed
LRRbot: Basking Rootwalla [G] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {1}{G}: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. / Madness {0}
Feminine_Desires: Magic cards can be bent from corner to corner and not damage the card. Riffling doesn't do anything
tatertot123420: @theambivalentagender rip that would suck seeing that
planeswalkingjedi: Riffle shuffling seems to be more of a problem only for people that spends hundreds, or even thousands, of dollars on a single deck
tatertot123420: it can bend the cards and i dont like mine net
Shadowner: so rootwalla can be activated each players turn?
egyptcraze: @planeswalkingjedi i.e. vintage players
tatertot123420: im just broke mr. jedi i dont want my deck bent
Tecnocrat: Play with hard cases
Feminine_Desires: Riffling doesn't bend the cards
Issurru: just play with your deck in top loaders LUL
Anubix_007: didnt paul do that in an old friday nights?
tatertot123420: lol screw loaders
jarbasaur: isnt that a friday nights episode?
Feminine_Desires: You can take a card and bend it from corner to corner, it won't do anything. Magic cards are made to be resist bending
freshmaker__: Get all your cards graded so theyre all in those heavy duty plastic cases.
antonaqua: Riffling CAN bend the cards, if you put extreme pressure on them
jarbasaur: @Anubix_007 nailed it
Litebuffroast: pffft, turning 11 ulamoogs, lol
Pharmacistjudge: yes I have seen battle of wits
fuzzy_died: This was a friday nights episode
oKingsWild: werewolves you say?!
theambivalentagender: Play with QR codes in sleeves that bring up an image of your card when scanned
Feminine_Desires: (exceptions being foils)
LRRbot: Golgari Brownscale [1GG] | Creature — Lizard [2/3] | When Golgari Brownscale is put into your hand from your graveyard, you gain 2 life. / Dredge 2
antonaqua: Ive seen cards at almost an 90° angle
Pharmacistjudge: I've seen Battle of Wits are competitive
atrociouslyambisinister: Imagining somebody shuffling and it goes *clackclackclackclack*
Issurru: I went to a yugioh tournament as a kid and another kid had his deck in top loaders LUL
antonaqua: I felt sad for the Oko in the deck
Vyous: There's a guy who sometimes plays in the PT who quad sleeves his taking turns deck; it looks like it's a battle of wits deck
An_IRL_Rabbit: Did you know? Yu-Gi-Oh has a deck size limit because some guy brought a 2,000-card deck to a tournament once and tried to shuffle it as much as possible.
ninjim84: Just recognized the sweet Dauntless hoodie, Adam. Nice!
Metalupis: it was back when you got points for each 100 in your deck right?
Pharmacistjudge: SCG opens people do silly things
Gascitygaming: @LoadingReadyRun At GP calgary in 2013 I lost to a Battle of Wits deck while Alexander Hayne watched...
atrociouslyambisinister: Wait, how does it work in Highlander?
tatertot123420: my secret lair came with bent cards, i was sad my nicol bolas was bent
Feminine_Desires: Eh, that's just foiling
atrociouslyambisinister: Is the format min 100? I thought it was exactly 100
LRRbot: Swift Reckoning [1W] | Sorcery | Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast Swift Reckoning as though it had flash. / Destroy target tapped creature.
RassilonDND: i sthe color balance of the overhead camera off. Its seemed off earlier, but i thought it was just mobile
Metalupis: @atrociouslyambisinister minimum 100
egyptcraze: im assuming it involves rather lax rulings about the singleton rule and spawnsire of ulamog
baskwalla: Damn you, Salahub! ;)
Feminine_Desires: humidity will bend your cards FAR more often than riffling
planeswalkingjedi: @gascitygaming Big oof, lol. I'd feel demoralized after that
LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Donutholez: i've seen a battle of wits deck encased in top-loaders. it was a landmark in an FNM event LUL
Anubix_007: @tatertot123420 Contact wizards support
atrociouslyambisinister: @metalupis weird, dunno why I thought otherwise
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: Olivia's Dragoon gains flying until end of turn.
tatertot123420: @Anubix_007 i will thanks for the input
Metalupis: @atrociouslyambisinister commander is exactly 100 probably
LRRbot: Generator Servant [1R] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice Generator Servant: Add {C}{C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
tatertot123420: wait how do i contact support
antonaqua: Commander is 99 cards in deck plus 1 commander
antonaqua: Not more, not less
gibbousm: Elder Deep FIEND
antonaqua: I've definitely wanted more before
RassilonDND: olivia gets a dragoon, but I cant have a pridemate?
KartoffelKaiser: elder deep friend! :D
atrociouslyambisinister: Deep Friend!
LRRbot: Snake Umbra [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." / Totem armor
flatluigi: !card voldaren par
LRRbot: Voldaren Pariah [3BB] (back: Abolisher of Bloodlines) | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice three other creatures: Transform Voldaren Pariah. / Madness {B}{B}{B}
LRRbot: Ronom Unicorn [1W] | Creature — Unicorn [2/2] | Sacrifice Ronom Unicorn: Destroy target enchantment.
tatertot123420: @Anubix_007 how do i contact them, and how would they "fix" it
KingOfDoma: "or, snumbra"
NotCainNorAbel: not even going to try and top that
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
thenb44: what about the blind therapy for mind sculptor?
ballesta25: !card abolisher of bloodlines
LRRbot: Abolisher of Bloodlines (front: Voldaren Pariah) | Creature — Eldrazi Vampire [6/5] | Flying / When this creature transforms into Abolisher of Bloodlines, target opponent sacrifices three creatures.
Pharmacistjudge: Cam has eating meat on camera a few times now I think
Pharmacistjudge: well I remember fish at least
atrociouslyambisinister: Yeah but it was pocket meat so it doesn't count
LRRbot: Reckless Wurm [3RR] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{R}
BleedingToast: i wonder if totem armour will return in the next zendikar set
Kaszoski: But it was bacon, so it counts
planeswalkingjedi: Pocket Bacon is #1, imo
Diabore: weird looking dog there nelly
Feminine_Desires: @BleedingToast probably not
Diabore: oh, the mongrel, ignore me
antonaqua: That wurm doesn't really look all that reckless
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: Olivia's Dragoon gains flying until end of turn.
RassilonDND: My new #1 is still beej remembering to pick cam up because someone gifted his account a sub
LRRbot: Shed Weakness [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You may remove a −1/−1 counter from it.
Oatway_: what if you were a wizard, Paul?
LRRbot: Dark Dabbling [2B] | Instant | Regenerate target creature. Draw a card. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, also regenerate each other creature you control.
swaggytaco: if its mad its reckless
antonaqua: Wow! Paul and I had the same thought at the same time
Tecnocrat: If the wurm is smioking, drinking, and driving in and out of traffic, that's how you know it's reckless.
lirazel64: Oh Paul... any wurm above ground is reckless.
atrociouslyambisinister: Arrogant has to be even harder
Koshindan: A reckless Wurm never watches where it's stepping.
KingOfDoma: "You're too reckless, Wurm! Gimme your badge and gun!"
theambivalentagender: A reckless wurm has no reck
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Is tapping a regenerated creature still a thing
LoadingReadyRun: Behold! The devastating Cautious Wurm!
coelopteryx: reckless worms are when it's rained and you see all those dried-out worms on the road and sidewalk that didn't go back underground when the rain stopped
egyptcraze: wreck less wurm, Adam ;P
theambivalentagender: *steps* "Ow!" "oh, sorry"
LRRbot: Spider Umbra [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has reach. / Totem armor
persistentpetitioners: Not to be confused with a wreckless wurm, which is very careful when driving
Diabore: @MechaKuuga ya, but the turn was immediately passed so it didnt matter
LRRbot: Ulamog's Crusher [8] | Creature — Eldrazi [8/8] | Annihilator 2 / Ulamog's Crusher attacks each combat if able.
Diabore: the crushy boi returns
An_IRL_Rabbit: A large lad
TheWarbo: what about Arrogant Wurm
theambivalentagender: A significant boi
Donutholez: ANNIHILATE ANNIHILATE
atrociouslyambisinister: Imagining somebody looking at a wurm like "fuck this smug asshole"is amazing
Tecnocrat: Ula Chaka, Ula Chaka, Ula Ula UIa Chaka
Litebuffroast: Moog's Grunt
Koshindan: ~U la mog~
RassilonDND: Whose that Poke-Mog.... ITS ULLA!
A_Dub888: !findquote block
LRRbot: Quote #405: "I figured out you can't block fire with a sword." —James [2015-07-02]
virgil82: Who-lamog?
LRRbot: Conviction [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+3. / {W}: Return Conviction to its owner's hand.
antonaqua: Annihilator, the socially accepted land destruction mechanic
LRRbot: Reckless Charge [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. / Flashback {2}{R}
KingOfDoma: The Arrogant Wurm went on to become the Last Saskatchewan Pirate
antonaqua: acceptable*
theambivalentagender: Socially acceptable?
Diabore: 9/10 now?
Tecnocrat: Wurm, that's too reckless!
Diabore: 12/10?
g0lg0r0th: with conviction.
atrociouslyambisinister: Dial it back Wurm
KamikaziManiac: 12/8 witht toem armor
Donutholez: who drafted nellie's deck again? the red cards are too good
theambivalentagender: If you reckless charge a reckless wurm do the recklessnesses cancel out?
atrociouslyambisinister: @donutholez I believe Ben
Diabore: spider is only 1 toughness buff? blegh
MrPhlip: @Donutholez Ben
A_Dub888: The most reckless of Wurms
KamikaziManiac: reckless reckless reckless wurm, with conviction
seekerdestroyer: crushed.
TheWarbo: How do tell that a wurm is reckless? it charges...recklessly...
LRRbot: Ulamog's Crusher [8] | Creature — Eldrazi [8/8] | Annihilator 2 / Ulamog's Crusher attacks each combat if able.
Professor_Rakor: This worm is SUPER off the case.
antonaqua: REckless^3 Charge^2 Wurm
theambivalentagender: "I have conviction in my stupidity"
LRRbot: Slum Reaper [3B] | Creature — Horror [4/2] | When Slum Reaper enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.
KamikaziManiac: wait, how can it have conviction AND be reckless?
Donutholez: think ben forgot that he had to make his deck lose
Donutholez: i mean, pool
Koshindan: Does A Reckless Wurm become less Reckless once Reckless Charge is no longer affecting it?
LRRbot: Generator Servant [1R] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice Generator Servant: Add {C}{C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
lirazel64: I think it probably becomes a Faint Regret Wurm, Koshindan.
Diabore: @Koshindan im going to say its like ghandi in civ 5, it rolls over to the most careful wurm ever
adamdaw: nooooo
elcid06: just a 2/1 btw
Koshindan: If a Reckless Wurm becomes less reckless, can it still be said to reckless since it has some reck now?
LRRbot: Olivia's Dragoon [1B] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/2] | Discard a card: Olivia's Dragoon gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
Mister_Hush: @Koshindan He goes from, like, driving on the wrong side of the road to walking around without a lid on his drink
theambivalentagender: “Ulamog's Crusher moved toward Reckless Wurm, calling out, 'What are you doing?' Reckless Wurm's reply was as reckless as a reckless charge. "I’m doing what every reckless wurm is born to do. I am charging recklessly.”
Donutholez: what the hell ben!
JohnPraw: That was a sweet draft.
DorkRitual: keep going Adam!
antonaqua: Adam :C
NonUniqueGuy: Adam, we believe in. You will totally destroy them next time
KamikaziManiac: it's ok Adam. Next time, it'll be a brand new Decade
wargodmogis: Ben, you aren't suppose to draft good
DorkRitual: Adam For the Win 2020
antonaqua: Adam lrrHeart
LRRbot: Murderous Redcap [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Assassin [2/2] | When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target. / Persist
antonaqua: lrrHEART
atrociouslyambisinister: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MrPhlip: The "no matter what, you get a point" case is if you're _playing_ your own pool, not when you're playing _against_ it
RassilonDND: where was the show and tell :(
novrdd: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Countjondi: Graham wins the tourney
Mister_Hush: Get out-brained, Adam. There's a new Trog Champ in town.
NotCainNorAbel: Pride300 Thanks for such a fun stream
NotCainNorAbel's Cheer shared rewards to 3 others in Chat!
lirazel64: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
antonaqua: lrrHEART
Pharmacistjudge: it makes you learn that magic has gotten better about not putting absolute duds in their packs
tatertot123420: how do we know if we got a emote
seekerdestroyer: but everyone was drafting badly
Shadowner: @LoadingReadyRun pulling random cards would have had equal results
Donutholez: Did everyone just draft the vanillas first?
Koshindan: Is it Daerb in backdraft?
Pharmacistjudge: like old packs had some pretty miserable duds in the common slot
thavleifrim: if you are the only person at the table trying to draft badly, its much easier to draft badly
antonaqua: Not duds huh? *looks at Irencrag Feat*
Pharmacistjudge: that's why, honestly, old packs are really bad to choose in chaos drafts if you are trying to win
KamikaziManiac: yeah, it does work differently than normal draft. You might have to take a card late that makes your whole pool work out
Juliamon: It's at least a better feeling than getting a shitty sealed pool because you have someone you can blame for your bad deck instead of your own bad luck.
Diabore: @Pharmacistjudge i disagree, you get the best card in that pack and hopefully a mediocre card, and the best cards were usually suprememly busted
MrPhlip: He's a shapeshifter, what else could he be?
Revenentforce: adam needs a swaer jar for stream
KartoffelKaiser: You're half way through
Kumakaori: Adam just needs to play it forward and finish it off after Shenmue3
KartoffelKaiser: You're like 55% done SeriousSloth
Anubix_007: welcome to JRPGs
Issurru: Adam, you have almost 100 in MHW OpieOP
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, how many hours did you sink into Monster Hunter?
Mr_Bitterness: You'll be done just in time for Persona 5 Royal!
NotCainNorAbel: there are people that make it their job to play these games
Koshindan: The Foot in the Persona effect.
Kumakaori: Gatcha games
Juliamon: Shenmue 3: Gambling and Herb-Gathering
Pharmacistjudge: that's Ian playing Shenmue
TheWarbo: yes, in the same way that per highlights, minecraft is about falling into holes
KartoffelKaiser: I'm pretty sure dicking around is the core gameplay of Shenmue
antonaqua: I really really want to see Adam play Path of Exile again, but am probably one of few people :(
Kazman20a: and cloceting choco's
Diabore: @TheWarbo usually james falling in holes
Juliamon: Not a ferris wheel, but a forklift
TheWarbo: load in BGC, you cowards?
Juliamon: VOD will be obliterated. Sorry.
Fruan: Brave New Cafe!
antonaqua: Woot!
Diabore: !smash
LRRbot: Put Yuu Ayasaki in Smash, you cowards!
seth_erickson: We return to Hakka-San seabatPjorg
Mister_Hush: More Adam Books!
Mr_Bitterness: Like running into a door 12 times?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: atleast we still have the stikel wax
TheWarbo: Memories of Otaku Jeff™
Pharmacistjudge: well, if you respawned and tried again, it would take soo much time
Diabore: attack the woman or accept her help? attack. lol you ded
Pharmacistjudge: it's for the stream
Juliamon: At least you won't die to a slug
A_Dub888: There's no rule against save states
Koshindan: Double Ootaku Jeff.
TheWarbo: But have you forgotten I CHOOSE TO EAT
Diabore: lost in vivo hype
seth_erickson: We're off to Snow Mountain
antonaqua: NYE Adam stream!
Juliamon: (Do watch the Boxing Day VOD if you missed it live! It's so good!)
Juliamon: (Especially that moment.)
TheWarbo: seth_erickson we'll be fine as long as we have the party crown
FITorion: anyone have the clip?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: all about risk managment
RassilonDND: But... But... XCOM 2!
Robot_Bones: But Wayne June tho
VoyRising: Adam is astonishingly persistent.
VoyRising: It's pretty impressive.
seth_erickson: Wayne June alone is enough
TheWarbo: That Guy
antonaqua: I like that side of Adam :)
Vyous: Is G there to help?
BrindleBoar: "You can do everything right and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life."
TheWarbo: It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lost. That is not ____. That is life.
Pharmacistjudge: you can make all the right decisions and still lose
Pharmacistjudge: and tha'ts life
P4r7YG0D: Hoisted by your own picard!
Robot_Bones: You can make every correct decsison and still lose
TheWarbo: Weakness, that's the word I forgot
Skudd: "Sometimes you can commit no errors and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life."
FITorion: yay thanks NotCainNorAbel
RassilonDND: LIfe is inherently unfair.... It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose
DoodlestheGreat: A Kingdom of Cards!
ArcOfTheConclave: I thought it was "that's not weakness, that's human"
TheWarbo: how dare you play an instant during your own main phase with an empty stack
Koshindan: Mulligan correctly, never play a spell.
Juliamon: !patreon
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philippekav: this enterprise, speaking of Picard
Juliamon: 2424, that's two 42s backwards!
Juliamon: !ytmember
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TheWarbo: no not you Adam
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antonaqua: Time to watch the vod for the draft again
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TheWarbo: loadingreadyrun did you get the "wrong hashtag" note? chat noticed during a break
purplegori11a: That’s amazing
TheWarbo: set code is THB
gibbousm: Do you think just because you haven't played with a Set before it didn't exist?
ThorSokar: Also the first time a WotC employee has appeared twice (at a PPR)
TheWarbo: penultimate road quest!
purplegori11a: Did you say when?
Koshindan: Does it end on a cliffhanger?
purplegori11a: When’s the ppr
Tecnocrat: @gibbousm That's a Texas sized 10-4
TheWarbo: DOn't worry, we exiled four other cards for Adam to—dammit Nelson, I was going for that
Vyous: Adam is just Unsent
antonaqua: Adam lrrHEART
purplegori11a: So when’s the ppr
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Juliamon: !ppr
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