TehAmelie: !findbutts
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TehAmelie: gasp
SnivianMoon: lrrSIGNAL It's time for Kung Fu, Medicinal Herbs, and Hidden Chobus! Huzzah! lrrSIGNAL
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SnackPak_: Hi everyone
Carlioo: so, what is ryu looking for today?
DanielJGrouse: more Chobu-chan I assume
Squalm: A dragon you say...
TehAmelie: ooh, we're searching for "strength" to get revenge. that ruins the whole story about putting off revenge to go on quests for gachapons for children and stuff
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrHEART wattsHYPE
SnivianMoon: Greetings Ian! I hope that you holiday was a good and relaxing one.
TehAmelie: ahoy-hoy
Sarah_Serinde: Haha hi Ian, hi chat
myrddinthewizard: More Gachapon and Pachinko!!!
SSnakeAce: Hi Ian!
Squalm: Hello you!
TsialiKamala: Hi everyone!
jschunx: Can't wait, this stream has been a lot of fun
DanielJGrouse: I expected you to say "a few more months"
SnivianMoon: Golden Goose VIPs are the sailors of 2019.
JohnLockeCole: Chat, do you know where VIPs hang out?
Painfully_Dyslexic: こんにちはイアンさん
TehAmelie: maybe we can combine them into some kind of. . .gapachinko
Squalm: arm of the chair is having a greenscreen glitch. Maybe move chair out of the frame...
SSnakeAce: The same places that Chobu hang out
tapdancingbeavers: hello all :)
TehAmelie: (that's certainly not how made up words work in japanese)
myrddinthewizard: Drop capsules down the board @TehAmelie
realhillwolf: what did you do with the font!?
SnivianMoon: Choburtunities?
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie like you drop the ball and it hits a button and a prize pops out? Or you hit a button that drops the gacha you want into the machine and only if it lands in the right spot does it fall out of the machine?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Well hello there
TehAmelie: opportunity chobs
TehAmelie: i'm a wordsmith Jim, not an engineer
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yeah, we have no sun
Pal_Friendpatine: Ian it does. The passage of time at your feet is different than at your head.
Painfully_Dyslexic: I was just about to make a gravity dilation joke
dangerous_safety: how long is an in game day?
jschunx: y'know, "why are you asking me" is usually a rhetorical question, it's not usually followed by, "make it quick".
TehAmelie: we have talked about all NPCs looking like they're in different games but she REALLY looks like another game design
Squalm: Shockingly there is... Because spacetime is one field not two
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @dangerous_safety like every good world, 24h. just not real hours
JohnLockeCole: Technically Gravitation does affect the speed of light slightly and therefore affects time -- however, a difference in gravitation enough to make a relevant difference would *also* be a difference in gravitation enough to turn you tinto a tiny bone marble
SnivianMoon: Actually, Peking Duck house is actually at the other end of this road, but the door may still be closed....
SnivianMoon: Dinger! it is closed.
TehAmelie: i think people living in the equator get like 0.2 milliseconds more time in during their lifeime
SnackPak_: Liquor! Heaven! Now!
SnivianMoon: That's the shortcut to Senary Road.
Pal_Friendpatine: Brian Cox did an amazing show called “What is Time?” Quite a few years ago.
SnivianMoon: Which I should specific, The Duck House is on Senary Road
Squalm: that's not necessarily true @JohnLockeCole. There would still be a noticeable effect if orbited in a very precise manner around a black hole
myrddinthewizard: This MBMBAMino sees you @SnackPak_
Squalm: He could survive, potentially
DanielJGrouse: I love that we basically know who we need to speak to but the game needs us to speak to several other people first before it decides Ryo knows as well
SnivianMoon: Salud!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Who do we need to speak to?
myrddinthewizard: Bless you!
mystery_monkey: hi
DanielJGrouse: "it's probably the rich neighbours but how do we start a dialogue with them?"
TehAmelie: the extent of Ryo's knowledge is a kind of an aggregate of what people around him knows. he's THAT bland
oddmeg: Hi ian, hope you are having a happy day :) i have finally downloaded shenmue one and two, this stream inspired me to have a go at them :)
OmnipotentTrevor: Mr. Wen, the distant cousin Dr. Who.
Squalm: You know what I think that I need to when I enter a weird-ass café? Figure out if I can venture further in, e.g. upstairs
JohnLockeCole: kets just say that earth has Sped up a lot since the 80s, as adjusting local timeflow due to relativistic speeds is probably easier and safer than ajdusting local timeflow due to relativistic gravitation
Pal_Friendpatine: Was that a chobo in a costume right at the top of the stairs?
mystery_monkey: oh lord
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, what are you allergic to this time of year, Ian? Or just hoping it'll help with sniffles regardless?
TehAmelie: a character so bland, information behaves differently around him. sort of a bland hole
oddmeg: I was literally about to start when i realized this stream was starting, so i haven't started yet :D
SnivianMoon: I'm remembering the line "You gotta Dim Sum to Win Some" and I'm angry and delighted.
mystery_monkey: hey Ian, it was great to meet you at C2E2, hope your having a great day
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah understandable
Squalm: It is here, nope. It is here, no. Its definitely here nope.
TehAmelie: that's almost as bad as "hurry up and dimme sum"
Squalm: ouch @TehAmelie
oddmeg: Duck! heaven! Now!
TehAmelie: and they said that in a Matthew Perry movie!
jschunx: good song
Carlioo: duck heaven seems like a fitting place right next ot a peking duck restaurant
oddmeg: it makes me think of "shrimp heaven, Now!" from MBMBAM :D
Sarah_Serinde: It's...important to have goals? :P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's Ryo's dream to walk in there with the head of his enemy
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good, now we can actually ask the people we knew we'd need to ask in the first place
jschunx: *lightbulb very slowly goes off in head*
SnivianMoon: As an aside, I kinda dislike it when games force you to "remember" things or "Discover" things, even if you as the player already know what to do.
TehAmelie: in my head this music is the "cuckoo" music in FF6
Squalm: internalised yep makes sense
theanomaly18: oooh pocket money
asddsa28: so were are we i missed the start
Sarah_Serinde: The game has decided to allow us to talk to them about it now :P
SnivianMoon: Ryo has a skill set of exactly two options: Talk to everyone or Beat Everyone Up
Carlioo: the true shenmue experience: fetch quests for fetch quests for fetch quests for ???? for profit!
DanielJGrouse: we introduce the snakes to Shenhua who will face them off until they tell us where her dad is
TehAmelie: and Face Off
TehAmelie: he can Face Off with any face in town
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @SnivianMoon isn't talking kinda like beating people up with words. Ryo has only one setting
jschunx: "It took Bailing by storm, and by god I'll make it happen here, if you don't comply!"
SnivianMoon: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat The way that Ryo holds conversations? Yes. Yes it is, exactly.
oddmeg: huh, i was just thinking about "nouveau rich" and i was like "they may not be newly right, it could be inhereted money" but then i realized that depending on when this game is set there could legit be virtually no non-neveau rich wealthy people.
Squalm: is the 'right now' really necessary?
TehAmelie: rich people? this is my kind of restaurant
TehAmelie: (get it)
SSnakeAce: Humor comes in 3s, Ian.
Sarah_Serinde: At least you can skip the dialogue :D
myrddinthewizard: HahaShrugLeft HahaBall HahaShrugRight
dangerous_safety: After consulting an online table, in order for a 24 hour day to pass in 1 hour, the entire shenmuverse needs to be travelling at ~99.9% the speed of light.
TehAmelie: that extreme boob angle was a. . .choice the cameraman made
SnivianMoon: Oh boy, here we go!
jschunx: that's... didn't he already know that? Like, by way of observation?
Sarah_Serinde: The floor where I'm staying and have seen them leave their room more than once...thank god she told me or I never would've known!
GDwarf: Tom!
mystery_monkey: Tom, wow
Squalm: Tom! Ol' Buddy ol' pal!
mystery_monkey: it's been to long since we've seen Tom
jschunx: well, yes, but maybe actually no?
TehAmelie: i so want Shenhua to hear from Tom that Ryo thinks she's his gilrfriend
xhres2: I just got in, I keep forgetting how "great" the dialog in this game is
SnivianMoon: Tom is always amazing.
Squalm: What is the cutscene doing in the top left? What is is showing?
Squalm: *top right sorry
ALLxISxLOST: doormoNster lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR doormoNster
Carlioo: "discussions"
oddmeg: ooof, i hope tom isnt one of those guys who view every girl as a potentual girlfriend and things men and women cant have fulfilling platonic relationships that are not a means to get to a relationship
Sarah_Serinde: To remind you who the character is if you've forgotten or hadn't played the game, probably
TehAmelie: who among us doesn't have a looping flashback of the one we're talking to on the phone?
mystery_monkey: videogame logic
Squalm: Doorrrrr monster...
SnivianMoon: Tom has to be decent. He's always chillin'
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @TehAmelie I do for people I see in real life too. It's awkward when they ask what you're looking at
TehAmelie: hehe
razorswift: so... why say they were in 207?
mystery_monkey: good question
DanielJGrouse: can we also get a suite, but without paying extra?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: important question: can we look in on this room too?
DanielJGrouse: does the suite come with more apples?
Carlioo: the bigger pipe the bigger wealth right?
SnivianMoon: This music...
ALLxISxLOST: This man is straight out of an anime
Ridgenator: He looks like he was drawn by Akira Toriyama
oddmeg: yeah the "but she's a girl, right?" like kinda threw me. but i like the reading that everyone is woke and considerate unless shown otherwise :D its like a bunch of my students have started saying that every movie charecter is trans unless stated otherwise :D its so cute and wholesome :D
TehAmelie: WHAT is in that pipe?
thefightnerd: such decadence
TsialiKamala: Forget the pipe - that's one thick moustache!
Squalm: what is he doing?
ALLxISxLOST: Hercule Satan
jschunx: and then punch some mans?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: What's our money situation like?
SnivianMoon: We may want to pick up some food on the way there.
TehAmelie: TFW you're going to the VIP club but you have a 9 pm bedtime
oddmeg: i hope that if it turns out that im a minor charecter in a video game that i never get to hear my own lincidental music, particularly if its like theirs :D
jschunx: ouch, they don't look nice?
ALLxISxLOST: Is she a robot?
jschunx: judgey
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know if I'd go that far, Shenhua
ItIsVey: Time to spend all our savings on one wild night !
Squalm: They eeeh… materialised a personally written referal
jschunx: we ride!
razorswift: party time
SnivianMoon: Meow!
TehAmelie: this is like when i used to sneak out at night when i was 8 years old
Squalm: was there a place called duck! heaven!
mystery_monkey: no oysters, to bad
SnivianMoon: Oh, it looks like the dock shortcut opened up. So we can walk past the docks to the Temple and reach Senary Road much quicker now.
Carlioo: would you say it's too quiet?
oddmeg: it seems so calm and relaxed, i can virtually fel the cool night air :)
ALLxISxLOST: Plane or glazed?
oddmeg: pound back some pound cake
jschunx: I'll have... 16 pound cakes
TehAmelie: would you rather have a pound cake the size of the moon or a pound of moon cake?
oddmeg: i wish it told you how much it weighed so you could have a pound of pound cake
TehAmelie: i may not have thought that question through a lot
Squalm: Is that £16 of cake or 16, pound cakes or 16 pounds of cake
razorswift: I sold my soul to the poundcake store!
oddmeg: that was beautiful Ian :)
jschunx: I think that referral may have phased into his hand mid-swing
dangerous_safety: 14 pound cakes make a stone cake
TehAmelie: two months? that's so much woodcutting
jschunx: oh man, what if you had to pass two months in this game in order to proceed?
Pal_Friendpatine: Well pound cake was originally made with 1 pound of each of its four ingredients, so about a quarter of a loaf of pound cake is 1 pound of pound cake. Of course there is some moisture loss during baking, so this is only approximate lrrAWESOME
DanielJGrouse: it has your name on it! he didn't even ask your name before handing you the referral
oddmeg: how can you tell that you bought a pound cake and not 16 ounce cakes stuck together?
realhillwolf: what does the room costs each night?
Doc_Layzah: voice. acting.
TehAmelie: if i saw something called ounce cake i'd assume it was drugs
accountmadeforants: Show 'em the picture of your dad.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
realhillwolf: are we paying for shenmom as well?
SnackPak_: lrrGOAT
mystery_monkey: let's go
jschunx: the way he said "ah. My card." made it sound like he was going to finish it with "it's in my other pants".
oddmeg: *extremely hacker voice* "im in"
Squalm: we get to, WALK DOWN the stairs
TehAmelie: VIP stands for Very Interesting Photons
JohnLockeCole: The vases are how you know it's art
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mystery_monkey: story progression
jschunx: he did a wicked kung fu, too!
accountmadeforants: That man's cheekbones, dude
oddmeg: turns out they are unrelated, his full name is bigathy bronathan
jschunx: Round 2... Fight!
razorswift: was that... vegeta?
Squalm: [LIE 30] no! I'm just his unrelated identical twin
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Dhaunayne: which Yakuza game is this one?
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SnivianMoon: This room full of breakable vases and other glass objects is the perfect place for a brawl!
Carlioo: ah, there's the UE camera I was missing from this game
myrddinthewizard: Ian, what kind of tea do you have?
jschunx: it's just so bizarre that it has a fail-state cutscene before sending you to reload
jschunx: like, for every fight
SnivianMoon: I believe we're a little short on cash for snake power.
OmnipotentTrevor: Time to fight your way through the back alley tournament?
ALLxISxLOST: Snakes or snacks?
SnivianMoon: Any Kung Fu shop will have Snake Power, too..
Squalm: Snake oil! proudly powered by snakes!
SnivianMoon: 250 yuan I believe?
mystery_monkey: maybe some snakey snacks
TehAmelie: that VIP experience took over 60% of our accumulated funds huh? such value
jschunx: I'd like to buy a sword, please
oddmeg: is this like actually from snakes? or like most things sold as snake oil mostly whiskey?
myrddinthewizard: UH.......
LadyAiluros: Snek Power!
SnivianMoon: When did Mayor Hagar move to China?
BlightningHelix: All in on side.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Front
jschunx: um um um... side!
Wolfstrike_NL: Money on that she's reading
accountmadeforants: I'm betting face-down as always
FireBasilisk53: front
oddmeg: in a chair!
SnivianMoon: Face down!
LlewellynZ: Front
TehAmelie: wait, is this fancy VIP snake powder? finally, a use for my chart that asks: how fancy is the snake? https://i.imgur.com/KvFtQPM.jpg
oddmeg: haha
jschunx: oh!
razorswift: maymay
Carlioo: ah, she's sleeping while standing up
jschunx: she really, really wanted to talk to you about this
jschunx: side!
jschunx: dang it!
SnivianMoon: Dinger.
oddmeg: is she unwell? she dosnt seem to talk / move like she has a lot of energy
jschunx: this game really does have the most strange attention to detail
godort: I went to Victoria for the first time over christmas to visit my sister. You guys live in a lovely city
DanielJGrouse: I want her to be just standing by the window one night, staring back at you
shurtal: nothing says comfort like sleeping in blue jeans, on top of the covers
LadyAiluros: @shurtal IKR
TehAmelie: they do look like great apples
oddmeg: perhaps a sort of sedate meekness that some people find appealing but seems strange to me?
razorswift: those hand animations
razorswift: top notch
razorswift: very natural
DanielJGrouse: Windows Update stream
Sarah_Serinde: Pfft people have been putting off that update since Christmas Eve
jschunx: I'd love to know what happens if you tell her you don't have any cash
TehAmelie: the theory is Shenhua comes to bail you out
jschunx: hehe
SnivianMoon: Is it forklift time? It's forklift time!
Laogeodritt: Hello, Ian, chat! I almost forgot Play it Forward was today.
OmnipotentTrevor: Didn't Shenmue 2 have the same system, where you had to pay for a room every day?
accountmadeforants: LIFT. THAT. FORK.
shurtal: Now this is the hot action i tune in for
TehAmelie: don't be so technical, boss
Laogeodritt: Forklift!
SnivianMoon: VIDEO GAME
TehAmelie: is this the set to Arcade Spirits?
accountmadeforants: "Video Game"? It's that thing my grandchildren want!
RealGamerCow: I haven't seen too many Shemue streams. Have there been any races?
jschunx: man, good thing you're not docked pay for damaging the stuff you're transporting
SnivianMoon: This is the one the man at the store said you wanted.
TehAmelie: if this was like Euro Trucker level simulation it would be hilarious and horrible
jschunx: yeah, we have to use forklifts for their intended use around here. So boring
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LadyAiluros: can you take 2 crates at once?
accountmadeforants: This is a fast forklift, dang
TsialiKamala: Can the forklift go into the sea or is there an invisible wall?
DanielJGrouse: the intended use for forklifts is stacking them, right?
oddmeg: im pretty sure its sacreligious at least a little to fork the buddha
TehAmelie: Ryo has watched the Forklift Driver Klaus safety video without cracking a smile
BlightningHelix: Forklifts are also good for just moving heavy things.
DanielJGrouse: no, stacking as in a chain of forklifts lifting each other
oddmeg: fun fact the first attenpt at building s space elevator was just a bunch of forklifts all lifting eachother
TehAmelie: forklifts lifting forklifts? there's a disco song in there
Pal_Friendpatine: Why does the load go up before it gets set down?
BlightningHelix: Even something like a pallet jack can lift a few tons. So if you slap on pneumatics and an engine, you can move things that are REAL heavy.
Dhaunayne: forklift on boardwalk makes me uncomfortable
orbitaltuna: wat
orbitaltuna: there's forklift in shenmooeytree?
Fruan: Forklift 5 is alive
TehAmelie: hey, this forklift has a rollcage and everything. it's safe-ish
DanielJGrouse: too bad you can't use the forklift to get around town
Dhaunayne: @TehAmelie until it goes though the dock
flufff42: Don’t worry, there seems to be no way to drop VIDEO GAME in the Harbour by mistake
SnivianMoon: I can't wait for VIDEO GAME 2.
ShaneLeeAtk: That is a fine, generic Toyota forklift.
orbitaltuna: so is there forklift racing in this one
myrddinthewizard: The Fast and the Furious 12: This Time, it's Forklifts.
realhillwolf: carefull aroung those red bareks
jschunx: oh man, I just love playing VIDEO GAME, hope to see it in my LOCAL ARCADE soon
Sarah_Serinde: orbitaltuna Not that we've found so far
oddmeg: invisible geometry was my worst maths module after intangible calculus
DanielJGrouse: VIDEO GAME is good but I prefer ELECTRIC GAME
oddmeg: and unspeakable algebra
TehAmelie: a prototype of VIDEO GAME 2 was released on just a few dozen cabinets around China, but it turned out to be Polybius
Sarah_Serinde: At least we still have forklifts
shurtal: Deja vu
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
Sarah_Serinde: Someone should get on that :D
jschunx: does the job pay extra for extra deliveries?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
jschunx: noice
TehAmelie: there are some heavy duty forklift Lego models i'm pretty sure. treat yo' self!
SnackPak_: Jam on the gas!
oddmeg: the amount of cronch you are subjecting this cargo to :D
SnivianMoon: I'm on the edge of my seat here.
accountmadeforants: It'd be a perfect score!
jschunx: aaaand roundin the last turn!
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Carlioo: goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
jschunx: It's forklift #5 in the winner's circle!
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
ItsRileyPM: Forklift God: Ian Horner
SnivianMoon: Forklift perfected, no longer needed.
shurtal: Master and Freighter on the far side of the South China Sea
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] I'm a forklift master!
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SnivianMoon: That's a nice wage!
TehAmelie: i will face God and back my forklift into Hell
Laogeodritt: Thankful Ryo is thankful.
TehAmelie: beep beep!
oddmeg: this guy is a martial artists and has a forklift certification? and can fish ?wow, man of many random talents
Sarah_Serinde: This man looks displeased
Sarah_Serinde: Like, permanently
dangerous_safety: with hell's forklift I elavate thee
DanielJGrouse: I like the other fish guy more
Dhaunayne: backward forklift is easier than forward, you can see better
OmnipotentTrevor: Miss what, Juice day? Kappa
Laogeodritt: Silly Ian, Shenmue III isn't real time! Even if it feels like it. =V
accountmadeforants: Real shame they never met that hidden Kickstarter goal for a watch that syncs with in-game time.
TehAmelie: what happens if you get a poor man's fishing rod? all the fish are smaller or do they get away more?
SnivianMoon: Oh yeah, there was that fishing hole behind the Save Shenmue hall.
oddmeg: shartcuts = speedy ways to get to a bathroom?
DanielJGrouse: games like this should have smartwatch apps
ekimekim: they could've done it as a fallout 4 style companion app?
accountmadeforants: Sadly I was kidding, but who knows what they were hiding?
DanielJGrouse: Guilin
SnivianMoon: Naiowu
Sarah_Serinde: right, thanks
aWabbajack: Greetings! Game title not set for stream?
Laogeodritt: Niaowu
jschunx: spelled like *spaceship noises*
Dhaunayne: nai o wu ?
oddmeg: souds like you are meant to go Niaowu, whats this
aWabbajack: I see, will do
Squalm: Oh yeah good point. You are currently in no category
Sarah_Serinde: Actually the stream title is set but I don't see the game selected?
Squalm: Yeah @Sarah_Serinde
aWabbajack: yay we did it! Thanks
Squalm: nice!
myrddinthewizard: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
SnivianMoon: Shenhau's just.... staring into space
jschunx: she's... standing, looking at something in the middle-distance
BlightningHelix: "Have you found out anything" I found out I'm a forklift GOD
accountmadeforants: In other news, the two recorded speedruns for this game are 4.5 and just under 5 hours respectively.
orbitaltuna: are these backers or something
Squalm: Why is this where you go to fish?
Carlioo: so, let me get this straight: the red snakes are just hanging in the VIP area 24/7?
Laogeodritt: Ian - I'm looking up the river fishing contest and I only see "chat with Yingqiu before 12pm", no day-of-the-week or time limit to activate specified
garahine: LUL
Squalm: No I mean the hall with the paintings
Carlioo: ah yes, they're locked in there
SnivianMoon: I believe the Red Snakes exist everywhere and nowhere until the plot collapses their waveform.
Squalm: But that is redundant now
TehAmelie: probably for the best, when they're out snatching purses they keep trying to murder any pursuers
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm also trying to google the fishing thing and the one I've seen so far just said to talk to the dude and that you fish between noon and 3
accountmadeforants: SnivianMoon This matches Shenhua's hypothesis that they are "out there".
oddmeg: oh what a good fishy boy
oddmeg: my problem is i see fish and i wana befriend them rather than eat them :D
Carlioo: good fishy boy, perfect for eatings
Sarah_Serinde: Ah..."Note: If you do not complete this request before visiting the nun at the temple, you will not be able to access it later."
Sarah_Serinde: So we may just be locked out now?
jschunx: alrighty, this seems like a good moment to step away for a bit
oddmeg: ooh you have had crow? what its like?
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm no I read too fast, that's for the Bailu one. So maybe not?
Sarah_Serinde: I should...read more before posting :D
oddmeg: current jacket is very good
garahine: Wasn't the last Shenmue game on DreamCast?
DanielJGrouse: is the prize a new jacket?
Carlioo: on the xbox I think?
SnivianMoon: I mean, we can only ever wear a jacket that expresses our significant LOVE FISH
Pal_Friendpatine: What if the prize is your own set of fishing gear?!
garahine: hole crap! LUL I remember my friends playing it on DC
DanielJGrouse: it should be a hat or a pair of trousers with a rainbow fish embroidered on the butt
accountmadeforants: "Ah, my expectations. I have them right here." *goes into inventory*
oddmeg: is it that in depth a simulation?
accountmadeforants: Where are the fish, LRRBot?
accountmadeforants: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
garahine: PC only or is it on console as well?
oddmeg: like does it simulate real time fish poitions?
oddmeg: positions?
garahine: ok thanks,
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I doubt it simulates positions, just only spawns fish given conditions, like other games.
FireBasilisk53: long long man
oddmeg: he looks so delicious and friendly
SnivianMoon: Shenmue is a game of many fish mysteries. Fishteries, if you will.
DanielJGrouse: the only thing we know for certain about the fish in this game is that we love them
accountmadeforants: So yeah, it's out on PS4. It even has a physical release!
oddmeg: i feel like you should only ever get catfish as a suprise, when it says you got a totally different fish and it turns out it was a catfish the whole time :D
oddmeg: you thought it would be bass, but it was I ! Catfish!
TehAmelie: a kittenfish
garahine: but still delicious
shurtal: i thought it was only bigger than before
garahine: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: I have a thing from a random forum user but that's all I've got so far "If it passed noon when he was talking about the quest it will not activate.Make sure your equipment is rented before noon as well."
Sarah_Serinde: No idea if that means it just won't activate that day, or...ever
TehAmelie: a chonkty boy
garahine: Well the game sold me when I seen that you can fish LUL
oddmeg: wow, based on the in game clock you were reeling in that fish for 7 mins! thats a heck of a fight
SnivianMoon: Considerably Copious Catfish
garahine: LUL
FireBasilisk53: not really, it's just 2 buttons
Invitare: can you dress up as Big the Cat?
garahine: True I did like the fishing on FFXIV and Far Cray 5 was pretty good
nemryn: Two buttons: "Catch Fish" and "Don't Catch Fish"
DanielJGrouse: as long as this isn't the Stardew Valley fishing system
accountmadeforants: Oh, it still counted
Sarah_Serinde: Okay, I found another thing saying "This subquest expires when you catch a purse snatcher"
Sarah_Serinde: So we may still be out of luck
accountmadeforants: It was just a wee 248g Catfish, though.
thegreatwyrdling: !break
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oddmeg: you must drink the snake to defeat the snake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "See this juice, this was made from your dead friends!
Laogeodritt: @Sarah_Serinde Have we managed to rent equipment before 12pm and then talk to Yingqiu? The one nonspecific comment you found could be inferred to mean that
Sarah_Serinde: We talked to him once where he mentioned the tournament existed but it would be another day when other fishers would be available. I don't know what time of day that was
Sarah_Serinde: But if the last thing I read is right, we locked ourselves out of it by progressing the plot
Sarah_Serinde: Ian could always try renting equipment before 12 and talking to the person again just to see if it'll work though, I don't remember if he's done that before or not
nemryn: Break is the perfect time for some irl horse stance
hanrat: *screams internally*
SnivianMoon: Oh no. Now it will take Naiowu by storm!
Sarah_Serinde: how...fortunate for us
DanielJGrouse: I imagine that's what the Red Snakes do in the VIP lounge when we're not there, play Face off the whole time
Sarah_Serinde: We sure did!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Just this once, I want a game to make us go through all these steps to find someone and then have them wander into us on the street.
DanielJGrouse: don't we need those for moves?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We'ld only need one set though for a book anyway
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Laogeodritt: Human conversation, y'all.
SnivianMoon: "Hi there!" "I don't know!!!"
BlightningHelix: Everyone in this game has very normal human conversations
Carlioo: those poor bottles were on the wrong side of the green screen
Dhaunayne: put that into the quote thing please
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hello there, sell me your skin
ReverseCreations: Effective Garlic...are we fighting Vampires now?
SnivianMoon: Just a suggestion, but we may want to drop a save before brawling again?
DanielJGrouse: *high*ly effective
TehAmelie: it's like how if you want to buy hair gel there is nothing less than "extreme" hold on offer, no one wants the mild stuff
mystery_monkey: here we go again
rocketjohn: Wait. What is this. This isn't a gatcha game. I feel cheated.
SnivianMoon: Did he just call you a "Blockhead"?
DanielJGrouse: good thing those vases seem to be indestructible
mystery_monkey: go Ian go!
garahine: ouch!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This feels like an early iteration of Batman's combat
Mr_Dirty: unleash your final form
garahine: Unleash your fury!
SnivianMoon: Wait, you still have your snake power!
SnivianMoon: Aw, dinger.
BlightningHelix: You still had your snake powder just a moment ago.
nemryn: Yeah, I think that was a game over, back to checkpoint thing
Gamesreaps: that woman behind the counter is terrifying
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You won? what did it cost? ... 1200 yuan
Serpens77: see the man about a horse?
nemryn: See the man about a fish
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta see a man about a fish (tournament)
garahine: !lurk
Serpens77: show him the back of your jacket
Sarah_Serinde: One thing I read mentioned renting the rod before starting the tournament. Though that might've just been to make sure you're efficient with your time
Sarah_Serinde: I suspect we've just advanced the plot too far and locked ourselves out of the tournament, unfortunately
SnivianMoon: What if I want to do a two-rod technique, man? Don't stand in the way of progress.
SnivianMoon: It'
SnivianMoon: It's super easy to lock out of the fishing quests, sadly. I think we did.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's unfortunate
Sarah_Serinde: One guide I read said you had to do it before you stopped the purse snatcher
nemryn: We've already got the sweet jacket, do we really need to win another fishing tournament?
Laogeodritt: One can never have enough fish jackets!
Sarah_Serinde: ^
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhh this is definitely not a 100% completion show
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lrrSACK_BW
oddmeg: thats right, its not about completion, its the premiere speedrunning show on the LRR network :D
ardcollier: speedrunning spinoff show: Play It Fast-Forward
Invitare: Melody's Escape PogChamp
DanielJGrouse: I might stay up for this one instead of waiting for the VoD for once
oddmeg: oh yeah i forgot that one was happening, its at midnight for me but i might catch the first hour :)
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah if you don't catch this one live, you may not be able to catch it at all
Sarah_Serinde: It'll be available on Twitch for a while, but a lot of it will probably be muted there. It might not go up on YouTube at all
oddmeg: its like kathleens music show, which i never get to see cause no vods and its on at like 3 AM for me :D
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Brave New Faves is always past my bedtime sadly
Laogeodritt: Speaking of which, I think BNF got rescheduled to tonight? So very musical evening tonight!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: BNF is music she likes
Carlioo: too bad it's on a bad time for me, although I might catch the beginning
DanielJGrouse: BNF is usually wrapping up or has just ended by the time I wake up
TsialiKamala: @oddmeg I feel you. Rhythm Cafe starts 1AM for me and it's real hard to decide whether sleep is worth it
oddmeg: 11 AM: local legends call it the forking hour
Carlioo: no fish escapes ryo hazuki's wrath
Wolfstrike_NL: Chonker
garciaj8878: hay when are magic streams
oddmeg: iv never quite figured out what to have trout wish
ardcollier: deleted Dune scenes: Paul calls the big one and it's a 2kg trout
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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SnivianMoon: They really did spend a lot of effort lovingly rendering the food in this game.
accountmadeforants: So the video I'm currently watching says the fishing tournament can only be started "close to 12:00" (with the video showing him talking to the guy just past 12). So you might've been too early just now? Who knows.
LadyAiluros: @garciaj8878 there is also a calendar below the video
oddmeg: the only media that has ever made me hungry both make me uncomfortable, cause they are food wars and hannibal respectivly :D very awkward when the cooking scenes in hannibal make ya hungry :D
aitsu100: Its very good but very NSFW
oddmeg: food wars is good but like the random echi bits make me uncomfortable
garciaj8878: ok thanks
space_turbulence: fishing minigame: always the best minigame!
TheMoatman: You're all out of faith?
space_turbulence: fishing is best in every game, period XD
DanielJGrouse: Ian, those are the words of someone who should return their Love Fish jacket
DanielJGrouse: fishing is the worst in Stardew Valley @space_turbulence
Sarah_Serinde: Dude how have you forgotten us already
Invitare: *looks at Big The Cat* yes the best part of any game
oddmeg: do you even (fork) lift bro?
DanielJGrouse: "you look strong now that I look at'cha, maybe you don't even need a forklift for this job"
nemryn: Lift all the forks!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Sarah_Serinde its the concussion from falling off the pier
Sarah_Serinde: He's remembered us since then, though :D
oddmeg: video game
Sarah_Serinde: We've done forklift stuff a few times since then
aitsu100: so i see collision is not on
oddmeg: i use like playing this game, video game
Invitare: Gant!
Invitare: !gant
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ReverseCreations: How bad would it be if they let the Forklift fall off the pier and they made you responsible for the cost?
oddmeg: "whats that game you are playing?" "video game" "yeah, but what its called?" "video game!"
shurtal: Now THATS a view
aitsu100: no thanks take it back
Invitare: this is a strange assortment that's being shipped
oddmeg: oh wow, i was just thinking about lrrmans earlier today, i distincly remembering making a hillarious reference from lrrmans in the stream a few days later, but i cant for the life of me remember what it was, i feel like it was full of hillarous things that would be references forever that i have totaly forgotten :D
TsialiKamala: Rich people need their Video Game video games and creepy golden statues!
hanrat: dat turning circle
oddmeg: all i remember was back-yorri and gant gant
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Invitare: !gant
SnivianMoon: Gant Gant will live forever in our hearts.
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hanrat: not to be mistaken for Gantz?
oddmeg: Note: our favorate gants, as opposed to our favorate Granz, which are different
RealGamerCow: I'm wondering if we should make a pool to bet if the 24 hours are done without a DQ this year.
oddmeg: oops i meant our gavorate Gantz
clickstar: lrrIAN
Blightfight: Do you think the VIDEO GAME arcade machines are like NEO GEO systems, where the game is sold seperately?
oddmeg: i am bat at typing today apparently :D
Sarah_Serinde: some day... :D
aitsu100: rip Matt
myrddinthewizard: That's a good Crate, someone tell Alex.
Blightfight: That can't be OSHA compliant.
TehAmelie: is there a forklift mod for Project Cars? asking for a friend
oddmeg: how many hours do you think you need to put in doing lrrmans before they just ask you to compete in the real thing?
r10pez10: whoa a forklift
SnivianMoon: We have both generic crate AND explosive red barrel in the same location.
mystery_monkey: yup
Dhaunayne: can you just pick up the stacked pallets?
SnivianMoon: Can't pick up more than one at a time.
aitsu100: Jenga pallets
r10pez10: speeding a forklift on a wet dock
Carlioo: lrrFINE
full_st0p: i still cant believe this is a real game
TehAmelie: i was just watching year 2 where Beej and Ian kill 3 other racers between them
oddmeg: is this minigame a commentary on how quotas encourage unsafe working practices?
myrddinthewizard: THe mythical 8/5
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:44:57.
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh we do have potential for one more...it'll be close though
Dhaunayne: well i'm not saying i've picked up more than one pallet at a time in real life, but
SnivianMoon: Oh baby.
myrddinthewizard: OH baby!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nobodies done it before! It can't be done!
oddmeg: so close!!!!
The_Voices: go go go\
TheMoatman: Ya yo yaaa yo. Streamin! Don't bus it up Ian
oddmeg: thats a fancy looking lad
hanrat: go go go
SnivianMoon: HUZZAH
oddmeg: !!!!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Carlioo: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The miracle
r10pez10: !clip
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oddmeg: lrrGOAT
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6663
LRRbot: Quote #6663: "I'm a forklift master!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
myrddinthewizard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TehAmelie: that's like getting 500 points in Bowling
LlewellynZ: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Wolfstrike_NL: When lrrIAN goes lrrHAM
DanielJGrouse: that's like two days of fishing
BlackBlade_: Ian's new catch phrase... "Do you even lift?"
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!
LRRbot: New quote #6664: "Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
myrddinthewizard: NIce.
SnivianMoon: Ian has solved Forklifting.
TehAmelie: didn't Xzibit warn us about doubling up on forklifts?
oddmeg: now the game truly begins
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The best part of quotes, is the the words people will search for in the future
BlightningHelix: You're unloading the ship now
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah. Ship to warehouse
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
The_Voices: got to learn how it works
Drew_64: I've been jumping into this screen whenever it's on, but i still have zero idea what it's about, and the more i watch, the more confused i am
Carlioo: will you just take the same things but away from the boat now?
BlightningHelix: Just getting her warmed up before you start lifting.
DanielJGrouse: please let it just be the things you just put there
Wolfstrike_NL: Map says to go over the water
Wolfstrike_NL: Follow the map please
TehAmelie: the forklift can have a little free time, as a treat
aitsu100: from boat over the water to the warehouse got it
SquareDotCube: Time to bring the pickle gopher home from their construction job
RealGamerCow: your splits!
myrddinthewizard: Miner beaver stares into your soul...
JaspaOSRS: heyyyooooo :D
r10pez10: "did you find any clues about my father" "i'm a forklift master"
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a good thing we budgeted a fair few hours for forklifting in the run
aitsu100: rip 9/5 dream
AshBurnem: Looks like we're still on Namek. lrrBEEJ
myrddinthewizard: ALso, why the cones in the MAIN DRAG to the ware house...?
DanielJGrouse: I just want Shenhua to walk by "Ryo? is that you? shouldn't you be looking for my father?"
myrddinthewizard: Ahhh...I see....
Carlioo: added challenge I say
myrddinthewizard: Nah, part of the experience, dodge a forklift carrying a beaver statue.
TheMoatman: Oh, I loved Forklifts and Forkliftabilities
hanrat: 6 is totally doable
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DanielJGrouse "So there's this thing called money, and the hotel wants some."
TehAmelie: well see, i need to work to get money to get gachapons to pay the martial arts masters to train me so i can punch people to give me directions to the people who have clues about who took your father
DanielJGrouse: that mannequin seems like a poor use of shipping space
TsialiKamala: Well, Shenhua also has to pay for her room. Maybe she also goes forklifting in secret?
oddmeg: no indent on the bottom cause its lower down, so they expect that one to only be used by smol people with smaller hands, so no need for an indent :D
r10pez10: kinda glad it's not simulating the rear-wheel steering
SquareDotCube: There's definitely a market for vintage black fridges now
nemryn: Allegedly about finding our father's killer, but really it's about sidequests
Carlioo: huh
DanielJGrouse: we can't tell for sure our father wasn't killed by a green construction gopher
mystery_monkey: that's a relief
full_st0p: is that supposed to be Virtua Fighter on the cab? lol
AshBurnem: No, time is a flat circle. That's why clock faces are shaped like that.
SnivianMoon: It's Chobu Fighter. It's a Fighter with Chobus.
oddmeg: time actually looks more like the words "jeremy berimy"
TehAmelie: maaaaybe 7
DanielJGrouse: time is a cube
BlightningHelix: Time is a flat cube.
TehAmelie: heeh, Jeermy Bearimy is one of my favorite jokes in The Good Place
DanielJGrouse: time to build an arcade cabinet on TTSF?
Wolfstrike_NL: mayby 8, if Ian didn't buss up the start we might have gotten 9
SquareDotCube: wouldn't it be hilarious if Yu Suzuki decided that yes, Chobus are real in the Shenmue universe
Carlioo: where's the eurobeat when you need it
oddmeg: i live in hope that one day you will get 10/5
hanrat: Poweeeeeerrr
full_st0p: So clooosse
aitsu100: BOOOOOOO
oddmeg: so close!
SnivianMoon: ROBBERY
Suhono: D:
myrddinthewizard: Boooo
TehAmelie: bah, next time we'll take 10
SnivianMoon: Aw heck. But 7/5 is still pretty dang good.
oddmeg: it did not
ReverseCreations: that would have been 8
SSnakeAce: "Throw the mannequin into the seas, boys. It's too late."
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: So I know some games make the last section of health 'worth' more than the rest. It looks like this does the same
aitsu100: that woulda been 8
myrddinthewizard: Nah. 7 on the floor.
AshBurnem: I see.
Jeezy56: if only that forklift had V-Tec
SquareDotCube: Huh. so looks like 7 and 8 have the same pay
Dhaunayne: i would be upset if pallets arrived on a truck with that amount of pallet wrap
Dhaunayne: i.e., no pallet wrap
DanielJGrouse: who ships a single mannequin on a pallet anyway?
Wolfstrike_NL: if we indeed get 40 dollars each, then it counted 7 done
ardcollier: supercut of mentions of "snake juice"
BlightningHelix: Manly herbs or whatever seemed like a good place.
oddmeg: is the snake juice made with snakes, or is it just sold for the benefit of snakes, like how girl scout cookies contain no actual girlscout
SquareDotCube: Sorry, only Steve or Jake shops here
theAGdesign: Wanna play some lucky hit? How about some lucky hit?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @oddmeg they contain snake oil
SquareDotCube: With the cleftiest of chins
oddmeg: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat girlscout cookies contain snake oil? !?!?!?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @oddmeg yes, do you wonder why you don't see girlscouts in Shenmue
ANeMzero: why does that man have a mouth large enough to fit an entire kubocha squash?
oddmeg: is this a preview of the stream later? :D
DanielJGrouse: aren't we still missing some Chobus?
full_st0p: is...is that blood?
nemryn: Get yourself together... to defeat the Huns
TheMoatman: He sounds very Shinji-y
TheMoatman: shinjy
Karvamammutti: So I just walked into Ian falsetto singing some funky jam and I have no idea how to cope with this.
SnivianMoon: I swear it's the same voice actor as the DNN reporter from Metal Wolf Chaos.
Carlioo: I trust any medicine seller with blood on his jacket
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah this is typical Ian :D
SquareDotCube: It's caffeine, it's for the zoomies
TehAmelie: i never got my hands on caffeine pills before they were banned in sweden. . .must be potent
TheMoatman: FUCK YEAH! Got a sharp flavor for the Dawning after like three hours of grinding
DanielJGrouse: three wasn't enough the last time
TehAmelie: i like the tiny Ryu showing the moves in the menu
nemryn: Speaking as someone whose first impression of Ian was his Commodore Hustle character, it is kinda weird to see him doing stuff like that
Karvamammutti: There's no better fighting technique than Tiger Thong
thegreatwyrdling: !break
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TehAmelie: he's so wee
oddmeg: tiger thongs: they're great! :D
AntiCrepuscular: !drinking
AntiCrepuscular: is that even a thing? :D
AntiCrepuscular: niiiice!
TheMoatman: Scotch... ale?
AntiCrepuscular: VIP fight club?
DanielJGrouse: well, so much for indestructible vases
SnivianMoon: Nice!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: congratulations, well done
nemryn: Shenmue 3 has a weird sense of humor
Carlioo: how is ryo so bad at directions
Sarah_Serinde: Totally not banned for life
Carlioo: that's a very nice map!
Invitare: the map was bigger than that
DanielJGrouse: that's one of the VIP perks
Laogeodritt: SO how'd we get in the VIP area? I think I missed that bit of progression
AntiCrepuscular: Very Important Punchm'n
SnivianMoon: It's next to wood chopping man and Lucky Hit.
SnivianMoon: By the Hotel
ItIsVey: With the lack of law enforcement in this place, i just assume if you can beat others you are the law.
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt The rich couple staying at the same inn as us gave us a referral since we got the lady's purse back when it was stolen
Laogeodritt: Ah! Right, that makes sense
TehAmelie: it's a kratocracy, the rule of asskickin
mystery_monkey: that's not ominous at all
TehAmelie: Snake juice: it's highly effective!
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TehAmelie: there's no sun, what are you talking about?
DanielJGrouse: have we checked for the sun since leaving Bailu?
Carlioo: so, what happens when you run out of health outside of battle? does ryo just fall over and starve?
Sarah_Serinde: That place that was blocked off before
TehAmelie: i do hope it's just the village with the chaotic sunflower field that has no sun
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we've ever actually let his health run out like that
nemryn: If yo uhave less than three bips of health it regenerates
TsialiKamala: Sun never sets in Bailu! ... because it doesn't exist there
TehAmelie: health regen? that's like free food
full_st0p: Considering how long its been since a new Virtua FIghter came out that tracks
asddsa28: what the hell
Sarah_Serinde: He's so big...
SnivianMoon: He's so BIG
Carlioo: never skip leg day
Invitare: red barrel, shoot it
SketchyDetails: Hes so BIG
TehAmelie: *crawls through the sewers too weak to stand up, no teeth left* and they told me there was no free lunch
oddmeg: he... he's so BIG
razorswift: That guy jumped out of JoJo
razorswift: 100%
oddmeg: vince would approve
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Glodenox: I get a bit of a Gaston vibe from him
TehAmelie: did we find the Sin City projects?
DanielJGrouse: should have juiced more snakes before going in
Karvamammutti: Use the tiger thong!
Lithobraker: Shenmue is great, I've never watched a man go through life via Brownian motion.
TehAmelie: it feels like this game wants the combat system of Shadow of Mordor, where you can parry effectively from all directions and wear down large groups of enemies a little at a time
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: ooh, actual fights
Carlioo: awwwww
oddmeg: in being a martial arts game but also... everything else too simulator, would you say this game is doing something simmilar (but different) to the yakuza games?
TehAmelie: the spiral of snake juice
SquareDotCube: I think a lot of it is just block + counter
RealGamerCow: Forklift - Snake Juice - Fight - Profit?
AntiCrepuscular: skip straight to the amble
ardcollier: snake juicing banned by the kung fu anti-doping federation
Mangledpixel: but, does this mysterious fight warehouse have a Chobu-chan?
Pal_Friendpatine: Which means more save reloading
SnivianMoon: Keep an eye on the blue bar beneath your Move Name - That's the block meter. If it's in the red, the next attack with go through your block.
DanielJGrouse: these guys are Snakes, right? can't you just juice them?
nemryn: Yakuza was heavily inspired by Shenmue, iirc
Carlioo: I don't know ryo, what WAS that
DanielJGrouse: I love how goofy the uppercut looks whenever it doesn't connect
SnivianMoon: Nice! Well done!
oddmeg: lrrHORN
orbitaltuna: that face
orbitaltuna: oh god why
RealGamerCow: This looks like a 2 juice problem indeed.
DanielJGrouse: he didn't even let you eat some garlic first
SnivianMoon: To provide some assurance: This is a scripted loss. Even if you beat him senseless, you will still lose to him.
Carlioo: one inch?
TehAmelie: i still think Kotaku getting three old timer Yakuzas to review Yakuza 3 was the videogame journalism scoop of the century
aitsu100: looked like it
full_st0p: So when does Baki show up to kick that guys ass?
OmnipotentTrevor: "Shenhua. It happened again!"
Laogeodritt: I love that these scripted losses basically just get you... sent home a little beaten up.
oddmeg: oh, this is that bit in the martial arts movie, where the hero hardens his resolve and does a training montage
Wolfstrike_NL: *She touched me* - "I will be fine
Lithobraker: I went to the the Red Snakes regional management office
Pal_Friendpatine: I wonder how many store cards we have left to get all the ones we need for all of the move books?
OmnipotentTrevor: oddmeg, except this will be the second time. Though I guess this is supposed to be multiple "chapters" per game, so then we're in a sequel martial arts movie to the Bailu segment.
razorswift: he is serious-man, not to be confused with funny-man
aitsu100: Seriousman the always serious never kidding superhero
DanielJGrouse: will lift forks for snake juice
oddmeg: shal we play the rocky soundtrack on our end to accompany the forklifting?
OmnipotentTrevor: Ian, you mean we don't have to bribe a man with booze to catch his chickens this time?
TehAmelie: grinding money for snake juice beats grinding kung fu levels huh
DanielJGrouse: at least his map is better than the one to the "office"
oddmeg: wait... smeg fridges?
TehAmelie: that pallet is totally balancing on one fork
TehAmelie: or a tine
oddmeg: whole fridges... full of smeg?
nemryn: Well, we haven't had to do that *yet*, at least
SquareDotCube: Maybe we need to train by beating up a fridge
razorswift: boy am I happy that these have no physics, otherwise those frigdes would be flying everywhere xD
Pal_Friendpatine: Ah right. I forgot about the mastery aspect.
SnivianMoon: Shenmue 4: Ryo vs Back Taxes
TheMoatman: IIRC sweden
Mangledpixel: Italy
oddmeg: oh, so in red dwarf, they were just calling rimmer a fridge head :D
SquareDotCube: Goes well with the IKEA
Mangledpixel: "The name is an acronym for Smalterie Metallurgiche Emiliane Guastalla"
ardcollier: you can get one with an entire Italian flag on the door
TheMoatman: Italian
SquareDotCube: so... metal box with the cold winds
oddmeg: oh wow that fridge is expensive
realhillwolf: but but saaab
TheMoatman: The whole damn fridge is an italian flag
Mangledpixel: TheMoatman they come in a lot of different colours
oddmeg: not cars from england? you can get the best drinky little kit cars from there that look like they are from a silent movie :D
thegreatwyrdling: Wait didn't you drive a GM during RoadQuest Ian?
ShaneLeeAtk: Volvo's are primarily all built in China now.
TheMoatman: They also make one with a UK flag
SquareDotCube: or we've destroyed Earth's gravitational force
nemryn: Well, we know they come in red, white, and black, at least
oddmeg: i wana get a mini and do a series of elaborate heists with it
SSnakeAce: I have mad respect for Ian's Mini, but my heart belongs to American muscle like my 67 GTO.
oddmeg: oh, cool to know but i was making an italian job reference and kidding :D i cant drive, cause i cant get a learners permit cause you need to go 6 months without passing out to get one and i have an unpredictable circulatory system :D
SSnakeAce: hahaha, nice
ShaneLeeAtk: @ssnakeace Same for my 66 Mustang
SquareDotCube: I will say, the forklift job has some serious 90s-style non-jazz muzak going on
SnivianMoon: Ian, I have to admit: I got quite a pang of melancholy for Saabine in the latest episode of Roadquest. I'm eager to see how things pan out in the next episode.
DanielJGrouse: personally my heart belongs to living in Europe and being able to 100% rely on public transport
Mangledpixel: fun fact: in the original Italian Job, in the scene where they drive inside a water pipe, they tried to do a full loop around inside the pipe. They were on track for it to work, after a few false starts (landing on their roof each time), but then they hit a piece of metal sticking out of the ceiling of the pipe square on, completely and utterly totalling the vehicle.
SSnakeAce: @shaneleeatk nice!
oddmeg: thats some multi tasking skill to drive the forklift and read chat at the same time :D
Lithobraker: Personally I love my my 2004 Honda CR-V. There are many others like it but this one's mine.
korvys: Could you have picked up the crate WITH the statue on it?
SquareDotCube: Oh eff the race!
SquareDotCube: Has it been done this year?
ReverseCreations: Ever Forward, Never Learning *whispers* safety third
BlightningHelix: Ian! No texting and forklift operating!
DanielJGrouse: My fork is too high
razorswift: welp, at least you can't get DQ for speeding in the tech lane here Kappa
Mangledpixel: korvys can only pick up one thing at a time
oddmeg: i mean i live in the UK and i get along baisically fine, its just hard if i need to see a client in a rural area. but slightly inconvenient as trains are expensive AF over hear
RealGamerCow: Does Project Cars 2 have VR Mode for a more immersive LRRMans?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] Put me in forklift jail!
LRRbot: New quote #6665: "Put me in forklift jail!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
dylan16807: But Ian you're already inside the forklift's cage.
SquareDotCube: Oh, I meant the forklift race
korvys: @Mangledpixel Sure, but can that thing also pick something up? :P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
oddmeg: 7 and 8 pay the same dont they?
Mangledpixel: korvys nope
SquareDotCube: Hm... Has Jacob been exposed to the forklift race?
OmnipotentTrevor: What a coincidence Lithobraker, I just bought a 2006 Honda CR-V a week ago.
OmnipotentTrevor: liking it so far
Mangledpixel: this game is in Unreal engine though, so it could be possible to extract the models and make something with them, say perhaps a kart racer...
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Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi andrew :D
andrew: hihihi <3
andrew: hey Sarah, how are you doing?
DanielJGrouse: a LRLive segment of y'all going to go do some real forklifting
Sarah_Serinde: Ehh not bad, enjoying not having to work for a few days. :P How about you, Andrew?
andrew: Enjoying my weekend, but I'm one of the poor sods working all christmas cause I ran outta vacation days :P
oddmeg: i duno how it is in canada but in the UK you need like propper certification for it,
andrew: GOnna go play FFXIV in a bit, but wanted to eat lunch and watch streamfriends
brainiac4: Isn't Bengineering certified as a forklift operator?
Lithobraker: Just break into Adam's old job and do jt
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yeah I only had 2 vacation days left, but also get to work from home a few days too so that helps
nemryn: I'm sure Dave Spokesman could rustle something up for you
SquareDotCube: also I just realized that the arcade cabinets are on... and no visible power source
oddmeg: oh, its not a group buff?
brainiac4: there's no transitive forklift property?
ardcollier: like a forklift learner's permit
ReverseCreations: Are we sure that's not how it works?
ardcollier: you just have to have Ben sit next to you
ShaneLeeAtk: No one wants to have to deal OSHA for that here. Also u yes, you have to be recertified yearly.
Stoffern: Forklift permits are not knighthoods?
TheMoatman: Knives of the Fork table
ThrashingRhino subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
ThrashingRhino: is that forklift running on propane? i sell propane and propane accessories
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nemryn: A peer of the fork
TehAmelie: if you meet the Buddga on the road, forklift him
ardcollier: I had an illicit forklift license (valid for the lumberyard where my SO worked because he lifted a stack of them) in 1995.
TehAmelie: *spelling
oddmeg: not all forklift permits are knighthoods, but a knightood does entitle you to drive any forklift. If you get an OBE you are entitled to comandeer any industrial vehicle in the land
SnivianMoon: Way to be a bummer, Buddha.
TheMoatman: "Fork you" was *right* there*
TheMoatman: *there.
InquisitorGaia: hey yall
oddmeg: so do i :D mainly because i want to beleive that patric steward is entitled to drive any thing he wants if the whim strikes him
TehAmelie: it seems wrong to curse out Buddha
InquisitorGaia: hows shenmu going today
andrew: you're already 5/5, just drop this in the river
oddmeg: patric stewart, not steward, dang im bad at words :D
TehAmelie: kill him, sure, but not tell him to fork himself
oddmeg: the meeting buddah thing is a zen koan
OmnipotentTrevor: there can be only one
ThrashingRhino: i drive a forklift like that one occasionally but i try to bang i to things a little less aggresively. but with video games physics its all just padding
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] Don't quote me.
LRRbot: New quote #6667: "Don't quote me." —Ian [2019-12-29]
Sarah_Serinde: Just because :D
AshBurnem: Don't let someone else's accomplishments get in the way of your own progression.
RealGamerCow: katesNice Sarah
Pal_Friendpatine: !quote 6666
LRRbot: Quote #6666: "When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke." —Ian [2019-12-29]
Whatanvarno: Something about it being a representation of seeking enlightenment from outside rather than inside
oddmeg: does that make "if you meet buddha on the road you must fork him" an icecream koan?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Mangledpixel: always practice safe sects
jamesk902: Let's talk about sects baby!
TheMoatman: It's pretty much just sects, drugs, and rock and roll
TehAmelie: that's sure what i was going for, oddmeg
AshBurnem: i.e. "kill" your idea of how buddha "should" be, and just be.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ThrashingRhino: now remember Ian it stears from the rear!
InquisitorGaia: how are you picking that up right now?
TehAmelie: that's a problem for the guy on the next shift
Sarah_Serinde: I still hate "snake juice"
Mangledpixel: no, you were at 6, the arcade machine wouldv'e been 7
AshBurnem: I see.
Mangledpixel: made from real squeezed snakes
oddmeg: extracted from only the juiceyest of snakes
ShaneLeeAtk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:38.
ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:07:36. lrrSPOT
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Melody’s Escape) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (15m from now).
Jasoman: Real Fake Snake Juice, Made from Real Fake Snakes
Laogeodritt: @Sarah_Serinde At least it's not snake oil?
oddmeg: "your moneys worth" reminded me :D
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt Less effective but also less gross :P
AshBurnem: Rhythm Cafe? I hardly know thm! cafe.
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DanielJGrouse: wait, did you just spend all your money on snake juice?
BlightningHelix: It's not snake oil, it's snake POWDER, there's a difference :^)
Dhaunayne: the problem with snake oil wasn't that it didn't work, but that it didn't contain snake oil
SnivianMoon: Never lucky
Sarah_Serinde: Snake oil is literally used as a term for things that don't work
oddmeg: is it simulating it as a physics object? or just giving animations to the outcome?
AshBurnem: I thought far left was our money spot.
TehAmelie: a bold claim
brainiac4: Current usage trumps the origin of a phrase. Which is frustrating, but reality-based.
Invitare: is Lucky Hit a franchise?
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah we have
DanielJGrouse: Bad Rats Lucky Hit
Mangledpixel: yeh it's definitely physics sim
oddmeg: @Sarah_Serinde yep, derrived from old patent medecines which sold them selves as snake oil to diguise that their active ingredient was usually just booze :D
Serpens77: we Rhythm Cafe now?
frostownik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 17 month streak!
frostownik: just dropping by before work, have a nice stream!
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OmnipotentTrevor: Going to try out the back alley tournement again?
oddmeg: why? did it not go well?
nemryn: Only lvl 9 endurance? No wonder Ryo keeps losing
Robot_Bones: Is that not what this is? Kappa
DanielJGrouse: time to fork Shenmue into a separate show
3and4fifths: !6 one mores later...
3and4fifths: *16
oddmeg: play shenmue on onemore? (is that still a thing?)
Lithobraker: oooooooooOOOOOOOOOH HA HA haha
Robot_Bones: Or Dual play it forward? no reason two people can't stream different games in different time slots
TheMoatman: I don't have a gambling problem, I just play someone with a gambling problem in a video game
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather! :D
Laogeodritt: Horse-stance horse dance!
razorswift: Horse Dance!
jamesk902: You can stance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.
Robot_Bones: Worcestershire stance
oddmeg: remember, even though you leveled up, dont get cocky about rooster setp
DanielJGrouse: Horse Stance but it's a Kinect game
tapdancingbeavers: I can't believe they spelled horse dance wrong in game! :P
aitsu100: lol not wrong
OmnipotentTrevor: Ian: not a professional martail artist
Carlioo: it's just sitting down but without a chair! how hard could it be? :v
TheMoatman: 40 seconds is a long time
Sarah_Serinde: "yet"
DanielJGrouse: yet
korvys: Wait, was was the longest?
Robot_Bones: Yeah this might surpass Beej-Kong
oddmeg: i mean, the fighting segments are baisically a rhythm game, shenmue on rhythm cafe?
SSnakeAce: A weapon to surpass Beej-Kong?
SnivianMoon: You teleported to the Dock for a cutscene, past her this morning.
nemryn: We warped to the dock for the Ren cutscene
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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leeblackwood: Thanks for streaming lrrIAN
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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oddmeg: yes, thanks for the stream <3
nemryn: Good stream!
Sarah_Serinde: Andrew said a lot of things :D
MolaMolaphant subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
MolaMolaphant: oh hey! a sub re-up! Cheers, folks!
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tapdancingbeavers: :O rock!
SnivianMoon: Thanks much for the Stream, Ian!
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the stream, Ian! See you... uh, in five minutes. =V
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Always fly by the seat of your ass.
Juliamon: Hello folks! Utilizing my favorite get-out-of-relatives excuse: "I have to go moderate a livestream chat."
Metric_Furlong: !findquote ass
LRRbot: Quote #1363: "That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass." —Alex [2014-08-01]
Lucidmooselid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Melody’s Escape) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1m from now).
Twinklebees: Always important to keep an excuse to hand.
Twinklebees: Sometimes Relativity is just too much to handle.
Lucidmooselid: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
Juliamon: (I would have used it earlier, but I slept through their arrival because I was sleeping off a migraine so I had to spend SOME time with them)
Sarah_Serinde: Oof, well I hope the migraine is gone (or at least better), and yay for escaping
Juliamon: The migraine's totally gone, and I'm ready to watch Melody also escape!
Laogeodritt: @Juliamon Welcome to a relative-free safe space!
Twinklebees: Migraines are a definite candidate for The Worst.
kat2kool: excellent, glad to hear it Juliamon!
Juliamon: New headcanon: Melody is escaping holiday get-togethers.
kat2kool: that tracks
TehAmelie: i like it
Twinklebees: I'm currently getting over a fever, which has also completely gone, but it has thrown my sleep schedule completely out of whack
Earthenone: i mean the conceit of the stream is melody is escaping 2019, a sentiment i can get behind :)
tapdancingbeavers: @Juliamon , good to hear, i get migraines and they suck!
Juliamon: Has anyone here with migraine tried the preventative injections? It's the next thing I'm looking into.
Juliamon: Like, not the botox, a different one
Metric_Furlong: Earthenone the downside is that we're escaping into 2020
Twinklebees: I wasn't aware that was a thing, but I also get them very infrequently so my strategy has been to just knock them out with powerful painkillers and be useless for a couple of days.
Juliamon: Ajovy, that's the one
IsThis___Art: ohai frands. is it time to watch Melody fall off edges and totally eat it?
Sarah_Serinde: Mine are mild enough that my doctor doesn't want to prescribe me something so I just get by on regular painkillers
Pteraspidomorphi: Likewise
TehAmelie: it's a wonderful sleep that gets you out of both migraine and migraine-causing relatives' company eh
tapdancingbeavers: @Sarah_Serinde a friend of mine did and they reduced how many he was getting but he still got migraines and was taking painkillers
Juliamon: ah... yeah, regular painkillers don't work on me (for anything) so I'm trying to find alternatives for my current opiates that only work 80% of the time
Sarah_Serinde: tapdancingbeavers I only get them roughly once a month and they only last a day, so...could be worse?
thegreatwyrdling: melm
Cuddly_Kitteh: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Melody’s Escape) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (5m ago).
Juliamon: Anyway, looks like there will be signal incoming shortly!
Sarah_Serinde: Painkillers definitely don't make them go away, but they mitigate it. It seems to help taking both tylenol and advil, so that's something
Sarah_Serinde: (for me specifically, I mean)
Juliamon: Glad you have an affordable option!
Pal_Friendpatine: @juliamon have you considered trying CBD?
Juliamon: Pal_Friendpatine I have an MMJ card
Sarah_Serinde: I just whole up in the dark with painkillers and water and lie in bead waiting for them to go away, generally
tapdancingbeavers: @Sarah_Serinde i am the same, it doesn't make it go away but makes it bearable. I am just glad I don't get migraines as much as i used to.
Sarah_Serinde: *hole up, derp :P
Juliamon: Straight CBD unfortunately fucks with my anxiety medication
Pal_Friendpatine: @juliamon huh interesting. That’s a bummer
InquisitorGaia: @juliamon what medication, just curious, id like to avoid that if i can
Juliamon: InquisitorGaia Venlafaxine extended release
FadedOasis: lrrSIGNAL
kat2kool: lrrSIGNAL Yay!
tapdancingbeavers: @Juliamon I would definitely be asking about the injections. Opiates are good but quite risky. :/
Juliamon: Alright, enough personal problem moping!
IsThis___Art: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: Let's escape all that! lrrSIGNAL
Writer_Raven: o/ Hi friends!
tapdancingbeavers: hi @Writer_Raven :)
TehAmelie: *inspirational training montage music plays*
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for the 2019 Rhythm Cafe "Music We Liked from 2019" extravaganza. Ian and Heather are showing off their favourite music they listed to during the year through Melody's Escape. Join us, won't you? | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EM_lX05U0AA2LHA.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1211439025950642176
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hajnal_endot: that is a lot of months
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Metric_Furlong: time for the the final Rhythm Tuesday (now Rhythm Café*) of the decade *Rhythm Diner in the USA
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constablecrab: hallooo
Laogeodritt: Man, I'm tempted order food so I can be lazy and watch stream. But I really shouldn't.
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AshBurnem: Here's to a new 52 months!
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constablecrab: I'm already full of beer and chocolate
AshBurnem: HahaPoint HahaCat
TehAmelie: i'm full of filled pasta thingies and shrimp
hajnal_endot: I'm about to be full of tamales and tacos
IsThis___Art: d'aww, happiest intro
Wrexadecimal: enigmaHey
TehAmelie: hello hello
constablecrab: ayyyyyyyyy
Writer_Raven: Intro's always so bright and cheery. ^_^
Wrexadecimal: enigmaGetOut
ritchards: how much Japanese music is on this list?
DigitalSeahorse: ack ad....on app
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