ContingentCat: !next
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Arclight_Dynamo: !next
chi7891: !next
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djalternative: Arise Dredge 5!
DiscordianTokkan: Mic 5, coming in from Dredge 5!
djalternative: adam should introduce himself as dredge 5 tonight
Earthenone: !card stinkweed imp
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
TehAmelie: <message deleted>"have you thought about how many waters there are?" "stop breaking the river"
Juliamon: Reminder, spoilers.
r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (9m from now).
TehAmelie: just wanted to compliment on the most brilliantly ridiculous talk i've heard since Freakangels
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Next Monday, after the premiere of the Road Quest finale, we’ll be hosting a live Q&A on our Twitch channel http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun at 5PM Pacific. | If you have a Road Quest related question, follow this link to our Google form and ask away. https://forms.gle/MVqe7S6dQQankTf57 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1211811824485560320
djalternative: @Juliamon none of the cars have spoilers though
PharaohBender27: Ahoy hoy! Anyone else just here off another terrific episode of Road Quest?
TehAmelie: i've seen about 60% of it
monkeyrama: was a good one SeemsGood
SharktoothJack: Gandalf definitely has a spoiler
monkeyrama: Enjoyable even though I've missed most of the episodes
djalternative: title chamge
Drasvin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
IbunWest: ah. Adam forgot to turn off his home stream. That's why he's still live.
Juliamon: Yeah, he left in a bit of a hurry.
monkeyrama: Yep. He's been notified already SeemsGood
PharaohBender27: Was it a case of "Shit, I gotta do another thing! Later, everyone!"?
PharaohBender27: The other thing being what we're here for
monkeyrama: He had some stuff to do before this
DiscordianTokkan: I think it was a "Oh crap, I have a haircut appointment" a few hours ago?
PharaohBender27: @DiscordianTokkan Ah
djalternative: did he get the yugi moto hair cut?
monkeyrama: Man was enjoying DQXI
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (3m from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: When given the opportunity, eat.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Graham.
PharaohBender27: I might just do that
monkeyrama: januar1Think januar1Think
djalternative: shouldn't that second one be in the goodadvice pool?
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Adam for a bonus Dice Friends. He's gonna read a book, it'll be great... I promise.) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL
PMAvers: Dredge 5 is alive!
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
7gorobei: let's dice up some friends
djalternative: huh. I had forgotten that my sub ran out. I'll have to watch un-signed in then
djalternative: or roll the odds
Drasvin: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: I'll probably be fine
monkeyrama: Time to have our ninja babysitter save us again LUL
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone
djalternative: what kind of dice are we going to do to the friends? 1/2 inch? 1/4 inch?
merrykilr: hi
wynternyghtynggale: yay!!
Lithobraker: How can Adam be streaming here and at home at the same time?!
LoadingReadyRun: WHat was the Ninja's name again?
Drasvin: Adam clones
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends!
monkeyrama: Uhh....
Pteraspidomorphi: hey
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PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker He forgot to log off his home stream, apparently
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Adam is going back to The Port of Peril! Maybe we will get to see a port? http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1211814249544044545
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2618: "Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?" —Adam [2016-05-27]
monkeyrama: Don't remember her name NotLikeThis
Rhynerd: Hakasan
r10pez10: is this where sailors hang out
NightValien28: yes
merrykilr: you didnt have to do that
Drasvin: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #2816: "And I found the pit... in my Peach..." —Heather [2016-06-15]
purplegori11a: Hello
merrykilr: ty
monkeyrama: Right, Hakasan
HorusFive: @r10pez10 only the cool ones
NightValien28: damn I love BGC
ibplunderin: :O It is happeningggggg
DiscordianTokkan: Hi!
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal333 Time to return to the Port of Peril! Puerto del Peligro! Port de Peril! Der Gefahrenhafen!
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frostownik: hello, Dredge 5
monkeyrama: Evening, Adam!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi!
HorusFive: We're HEEERE
ritchards: Hi Dredge 5!
monkeyrama: Paul.... LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Heh
Juliamon: lrrFINE
BogglesUrMind: Ya know, Adam only spent about 2 pages in an actual port so far...
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
Drasvin: lrrFINE
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HorusFive: lrrFINE Only pros here
Lithobraker: More like Okasan am I right Kappa
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
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Tanatoes: Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?
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korvys: !quote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #1489: "Which makes sense, because... no, actually, it doesn't make sense." —Paul [2016-01-10]
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merrykilr: lrrADAM
erased_citizen: lrrADAM lrrHEART
NightValien28: mattlrGolden lrrPAUL lrrADAM
r10pez10: shashashan
ContingentCat: !findquote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #1883: "Well, Paul's just a giant douche, so..." —James [2016-02-18]
HorusFive: Last time on Port of Peril- PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
erased_citizen: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
ninjim84: Adam used a Perfectionist Pearl to forge Seaboshy +3.
Drasvin: !findquote fine
LRRbot: Quote #3857: "Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine" —Molly Lewis, of Crokinole [2017-01-13]
nsegle: happy birthday!
ninjim84: Looking sharp, my dude
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monkeyrama: Adam no
HorusFive: SLAPS
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
HorusFive: Wormwood gaming- "You did this"
NightValien28: good enough
Saintnex: much professional
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
gamercat88: shashhaahahah hahaha
ContingentCat: so smooth
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
Sarah_Serinde: !rq&a
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Ba_Dum_Tish: we're at faulty
korvys: Oh, Happy Birthday Adam!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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HorusFive: I just got home, and forgot I have a Road Quest to watch. Such a nice night
NotCainNorAbel: We help
Stoffern: Oh right happy birthday Adam!
monkeyrama: James really letting everyone know it's Adam's birthday today seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: Hey, you deserved it :)
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, happy New Year's Adam! :P
SAJewers: lrrHEART naeHUG
PharaohBender27: Got my card back on the 21st!
RegulusPratus: Still catching up on the VOD for Episode 1, but I just wanted to pop in and say I've been enjoying these books.
Drasvin: The thank you card is awesome
ghostvalv: :)
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gibsoncat9: A mono-Adam stream? OP.
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monkeyrama: Back at the Port seabatPjorg
HorusFive: Hakusan has all the good ideas
ibplunderin: I hope Hakasan just keeps slapping everything out of your hands that you instinctively grab
DiscordianTokkan: Haka-san is the best
Despoiler98: A ninja.....like ya do
ContingentCat: do we still have our Brass owl?
HorusFive: That guy who makes trap-boxes.
HorusFive: He's a dink
monkeyrama subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
monkeyrama: Hope you're feeling well seabatTROG / Gotta get through this port
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Erudite_Cynic: "saved"
PharaohBender27: Oh wow, I'd forgotten that bit
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bronsonboy511: 5! Thats 4 more than 1
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Niki_Pound: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:29.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adams stats have been on a rollercoaster
seth_erickson: We return to the world of Hakka San(I think was her name)
Lord_ZYRK: We saved him. . . from living HahaShrugLeft Hhhehehe HahaShrugRight
Despoiler98: welp
wkgreen: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @bronsonboy511Thanks!
ContingentCat: yeah you tried to avoid the plot so the book had a bird poop on you
monkeyrama: We had a disagreement, but she came back to save idiot son Otaku Jeff
Comeback323: Happy Birthday!
Lithobraker: We got illusion of choiced
Comeback323 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Comeback323: Almost to 30
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Comeback323: Almost to 30
Perivale: Otaku Jeff probably can't ssuccessfully feed himself without outside assistance
monkeyrama: Sorry, Adam NotLikeThis
r10pez10: aww
Perivale: Please don't die Adam!
monkeyrama: Stop when you need to!
seth_erickson: oh no NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: Oh, sorry to hear that, Adam lrrHEART
Lord_ZYRK: Livingbats seabatPjorg
Sibwow: get the goo
wynternyghtynggale: take care of yourself adam. make paul read
Despoiler98: get Jacobs goo!
BloodForTheCorelab: I love your streams adam but lets talk about presenteeism :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Story time with birthday boy Adam
gamercat88: push it, push it real good... or take breaks it is all good
ContingentCat: is there any of Jacob's goo around?
Ingavar_Khaos: Hey, does Adam know that he is still live on his own channel?
kusinohki: boxes? not jars?
Erudite_Cynic: if his voice goes it just because he is overcome with emotion
Lord_ZYRK: Swallow Jacob's gooooooo
monkeyrama: He knows @Ingavar_Khaos
Ingavar_Khaos: ok
Juliamon: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
seth_erickson: what a command
Lord_ZYRK: There's a command LUL
Nigouki: fuuuuuuuudge i'm late
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
Lithobraker: The ninja saved him then he almost killed himself again when he threw the vial
Despoiler98: thats a funny command
Drasvin: And then you threw the vial of poison
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Not by much
Ingavar_Khaos: i just happened to notice cuz they are right next to each other on my twitch following page lol
Despoiler98: so we just broke into his home?
monkeyrama: Oh right, this was a perect cliffhanger endpoint
Lord_ZYRK: Hot soup! Adam drink some and maybe you'll feel better.
HorusFive: 100% trap soup
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_TK
monkeyrama: Is it chicken noodle soup? Can Adam have some?
Lord_ZYRK: No one would be foolish enough to leave hot soup behind
Despoiler98: its evil soup
atrociouslyambisinister: !card hot soup
LRRbot: Hot Soup [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. / Equip {3}
Despoiler98: I mean he's not wrong
Despoiler98: O.O
ContingentCat: well he's not wrong
Despoiler98: oh shit
atrociouslyambisinister: Trespassing is fake
seth_erickson: I feel like whenever you wait in these books you never have to wait long
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That would poison the wolves, wouldn't it?
kusinohki: if there were 3 bowls of soup, this would be goldilocks
malfunct: do the wolves really want food marinated in poisonous gas?
BrindleBoar: "eyyy Jaggler, what's new"
Lord_ZYRK: He's gonna fart us out of his house NotLikeThis
coopdawg_22: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:39.
HorusFive: He did beat you to the treasure
monkeyrama: He knows exactly what he's doing
Astro_Nata: Thanks for the HahaLean @brick_brickleston
ContingentCat: he does seem to know his way around poision gass
monkeyrama: Got it planned out
atrociouslyambisinister: Ah, I know this one! there's a vent that leads to the device that releases both gases, so you can totally get around it.
TStodden: I don't the Poison Gas will "season" the soup...
HorusFive: But I have this huge wolf problem around my house
atrociouslyambisinister: Depends on the poison?
seth_erickson: He's getting two birds with one stone He's a genuis
Despoiler98: ded
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out he just yells that every time he comes home Kappa
atrociouslyambisinister: I think most respiratory toxins wouldn't transfer through eating you.
atrociouslyambisinister: Hang on is he just gonna gas you both if you fuck with him
monkeyrama: You're rich!
atrociouslyambisinister: Or does he have a way to make you breathe it and not him.
ninjim84: pay the Gurmag Angler
NightValien28: watch as he will need 15 gold pieces for something
Anubis169: 108 manYES
monkeyrama: oooh, hipster beard
Earthenone: he has been taking small amounts of poision gas every day for years, he is immune
Despoiler98: hahah
Sarah_Serinde: Those nails though
atrociouslyambisinister: Is it just fast acting and fast dispersing enough to use an anti-personnel grenade?
PMAvers: Turns out that it's actually Mtn. Dew
Lord_ZYRK: How did he climb the ladder with both hands full 🤔
Anubis169: got some talons on you there, sir!
ZeroArcana: poisson
monkeyrama: Awww, porr dude
monkeyrama: poor*
Lithobraker: @atrociouslyambisinister I bet he's built up a resistance to his poison
ContingentCat: he's very self aware
korvys: So is today actually Adam's Birthday, or is James just trolling?
Lord_ZYRK: You can't just make your characters say how they feel! THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY
Lord_ZYRK: actually Adam's birthday
BrindleBoar: he doesn't have a lot of opportunities to talk about his feelings, what with all the poisonings
monkeyrama: Uuuuuuhhh
Despoiler98: UM
Earthenone: we saved first, its fine
Erudite_Cynic: this is Ian Livingstone not Shakespeare
ContingentCat: @korvys real birthday I believe
noSmokeFire: step 1: poison boxes. step 2: ???. step 3: profit
monkeyrama: Why put poison in your boxes if you don't want people to die?
seth_erickson: He's just a big Baby DansGame
Lord_ZYRK: "You could start by giving me my gold back"
KeirenH: If I can't find any treasure, then nobody can. BibleThump
viridimayai: Xanbar Bone?!!?
seth_erickson: Zanbar Bone is a great villian name
PharaohBender27: Right, Zanbar Bone
Greggleswong: is this a second book?
Greggleswong: or a long book?
Despoiler98: of course why would you keep it
NightValien28: chaos warrior clash
seth_erickson: it's apparently a long book Greggle
Juliamon: Greggleswong long book
Lord_ZYRK: HOW INCONVENIENT
HorusFive: @Greggleswong Same book, super long
Despoiler98: Chaos Warrior? We up in Warhammer now
amythist: Greggleswong it's the same one he was doing last time, and yeah long one
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If only he had a vial of poison to use.
Greggleswong: ah thanks!
viridimayai: No, Klash with a K, that's how you know he's evil
HorusFive: Still haven't made any mention of the eponymous Port of Peril
monkeyrama: So many nnames
Zu_o: I think Fone, Smiley and Phoncible might have some issues to take up
monkeyrama: no idea who they are NotLikeThis
korvys: "I got home, and searched the room for treasure, and what do you know, a Chaos Warrior"
Nigouki: loot first quest later Kappa
monkeyrama: Were godlike for a while
seth_erickson: I mean with a name like Zanbar Bone can he really be that bad
ContingentCat: you got kocked down, but you go up again
monkeyrama: That's a great WWE name
dunny0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 41 month streak!
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Pteraspidomorphi: Game's full of instadeaths
monkeyrama: Loot goblin Savidan
noSmokeFire: you didn't get bitten to use the stickowax, did you?
PharaohBender27: You used at least some of the salt
seth_erickson: UMM Actually.... IT'S stikkel wax Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: by a gronk?
atrociouslyambisinister: This game has so many good wild-ass items
atrociouslyambisinister: it's too bad we don't have any old man siders
atrociouslyambisinister: *spiders
HorusFive: Imagine the guy who loots your corpse
HorusFive: He'll be so happy
monkeyrama: Klash is a very fitting chaos warrior name
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
eric_christian_berg: This is the best content!
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BrindleBoar: they're more like stormtroopers, just a number
atrociouslyambisinister: They're also Pokemon
viridimayai: Klash's borther is named Malbadalax
Nigouki: TK-421 is a name
FickleMuse: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft @eric_christian_berg
Sarah_Serinde: Look, you leave Steve alone
mercano82: Zombies were people, Paul. They had names.
monkeyrama: All of them are named Alex
PharaohBender27: I mean, maybe zombies have names! We just can't speak zombie
Robot_Bones: Like Josh
Thirstycane: HahaShrugLeft HahaGingercat HahaShrugRight
atrociouslyambisinister: "Chaos Warrior! Chaos war war war chaos!"
orbitaltuna: He’s named bob, but chaotic, so baub
ElFuzzy: isn't the current female turtle a foot ninja?
the_bus_stirs: *pour one out for Sabine*
Robot_Bones: just because you are a bad guy doesn't mean you are a Bad Guy
monkeyrama: Maybe go get all your death traps you feel bad about
Diabore: he doesnt feel that bad about it, he has soup
merrykilr: lrrFINE
tenthtechpriest: refrences!
Diabore: brompass
monkeyrama: "Telltale signs"
SaggyJello89: Me n Jethro fixin to git us a real fine deathbox
noSmokeFire: chaos warriors just t-pose through the foliage
atrociouslyambisinister: Wait are we looking for a ring of burning snakes?
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, Chaos Warrior leavings
KeirenH: Is this guy literally just a canon explanation for bullshit traps in previous books?
EscherichiaCole: Chaos warrior spoor
Knot_Greg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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monkeyrama: What a good tracker LUL
PharaohBender27: :D
atrociouslyambisinister: That's a fuckin wild ring
seth_erickson: good thing we were able to take off those gauntlets otherwise how would we be able to wear his ring
korvys: It's more a trail, from his heelys
atrociouslyambisinister: But what if he feets backwards
Nigouki: what's this? an actual port? D:
monkeyrama: Wait Hakasan
Despoiler98: awful ninja
monkeyrama: She's supposed to be the not-idiot
PharaohBender27: OH NO
atrociouslyambisinister: The Sharif don't like it.
seth_erickson: NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Alness49: Our waifu!
ContingentCat: @monkeyrama only compared to Otaku jeff
Diabore: i swear to god adam if you leave her
hinhanska: 258
NightValien28: what kind of ninja doesn't land on their feet
monkeyrama: Fair @ContingentCat
atrociouslyambisinister: Help her.
r10pez10: hahaha
Diabore: ADAM
Robot_Bones: not Ben, Ben would simply levetate
PharaohBender27: We aren't far from Gurnard's house, are we?
Erudite_Cynic: who falls in a pit OpieOP
seth_erickson: Our bad habits have been rubbing off on her NotLikeThis
atrociouslyambisinister: Should've taken levitate I guess
HorusFive: Broke her leg- gotta shoot her
Despoiler98: wow
Nigouki: it's fiiiiiine, we have quicksaves
PharaohBender27: Oh dear
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
orbitaltuna: Look at least she didn’t kill herself on a door
ContingentCat: aka naruto running
seth_erickson: falling into a pit is the first step to killing yourself on a door
PharaohBender27: Oh, maybe she'll make her way tback to Gurnard's
BrindleBoar: just don't give anyone there any personal information
Mister_Hush: they're catfishing you
monkeyrama: She's been pretty good to us so far
atrociouslyambisinister: Catfish River does NOT look like its picture
wynternyghtynggale: HahaTurtledove
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Here's a fairly high-res copy of the map, btw: https://images2.imgbox.com/1b/e0/YEgqpd70_o.png
ContingentCat: wow dying from running would be sad
monkeyrama: We're back at the corn seabatPjorg
34Witches: mm, corn
Rhynerd: You were given 2 stamina just before this, weren’t you?
NightValien28: give the luigi stare
ZeniteZero: Port of Peril ep 2 PogChamp
GoAmpDog2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 58 month streak!
GoAmpDog2: Hi Adam and Paul Hi Chat !!!!!!!!! Hope everyone has a Great 2020!!!!!!!
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monkeyrama: Welp
EmpyrealHell: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:53.
ContingentCat: welp
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
LRRbot: HONK
r10pez10: are we agreeable
monkeyrama: If you have no money?
jamesk902: A world where you have no gold.
seth_erickson: Man's got a Horse speed is the name of the game
thenb44: or if you dont trust him
ContingentCat: in a poor world
korvys: Or if you're broke?
HorusFive: Riverbot
Erudite_Cynic: Uber
JonnyGlitch: Hey Hey! What did I miss can we start again? Kappa
HorusFive: Riverboat
Rhynerd: A world where you failed to get any gold?
Drasvin: A world where you don't have gold
monkeyrama: What if this man is a Chaos Warrior? januar1Think
JonnyGlitch: if I had 13 gold pieces I wouldn't need to go on a venture
electric_claire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
electric_claire: One day we'll find a port
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Sarah_Serinde: I thinkt he book is trying to send you a message about your choices here :P
seth_erickson: Flat Bottom Boat you make the river economy go round
PharaohBender27: @korvys Your linked map is proving interesting for my viewing experience - thanks!
monkeyrama: He's trying to rip us off DansGame
JonnyGlitch: I bet he hasn't seen him at all!
ninjim84: Nice Queen ref, @seth_erickson
TStodden: 2 coins is standard fare, right?
Lithobraker: Onx is the warrior
Lithobraker: I bet
Lord_ZYRK: YARRR
JonnyGlitch: he's talking about himself?
monkeyrama: River Pirates NotLikeThis
Ant__R: bow not bow
Alephred: I'll bet river folk just call them 'pirates'.
EscherichiaCole: They used to be farmers and made a living fine
noSmokeFire: freshwater pirates NotLikeThis
Pteraspidomorphi: stealing wheats and barley...
HorusFive: like a coward
noSmokeFire: will you: Surrender? or Die?
JonnyGlitch: fek this guy go for a swim
Lord_ZYRK: Willyou surrender? Or die?
Rhynerd: We do have the power to save scum.
Erudite_Cynic: motley crue? vince neil? or Nikki Sixx?
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe if you surrender they'll let you join their crew
seth_erickson: Surrendering seems wrong we have like 10 gold on us
gamercat88: fight for your right to party
viridimayai: Fucking Merk em!
monkeyrama: So we're cowards januar1Think
PharaohBender27: Either fight or swim - don't surrender
JonnyGlitch: killing you for fighting in a fighting fantasy game seems BS
Robot_Bones: fite fite fitr
HorusFive: Tank em
JonnyGlitch: mood ring?
korvys: The tiny pig
Rhynerd: If the game screws us for fighting the pirates I’d say that’s the game’s fault.
Kikazi: I imagine fighting is the best option, but that's me
eric_christian_berg: Ring of Protection from Pirates
viridimayai: This is the Port of Peril, not the port of reasonable choices
PMAvers: I assume it's a puzzle ring that'll release a deadly gas when you pick up treasure.
monkeyrama: Welp
HorusFive: They want your stickelwax
PharaohBender27: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
JonnyGlitch: thats BS
PharaohBender27: Or no
Kikazi: lrrWOW
scarlet_feverish: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Rhynerd: That’s the game’s fault.
seth_erickson: Your Adventure is Over DansGame
mtvcdm: On the plus side, we're a pirate now!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Diabore: this book sucks
Lord_ZYRK: Now you're a pirate seabatTROG
JonnyGlitch: So less "Fighting" fantasy
korvys: Hey, you're not dead!
Vanbael: F
Lithobraker: Holy crud bumps got metal!
ghostvalv: :O
monkeyrama: We didn't die, we're a pirate 👀
ninjim84: you don't even get to test your luck? busted...
Sarah_Serinde: We are so far removed from our overall goal right now :D
thefileclerk: deep ugh
Despoiler98: WHAT
HorusFive: Ret-con
scarlet_feverish: lrrJUDGE
r10pez10: ninja still has a broken ankle
viridimayai: That's the swimming one, didn't Adam say he was going to fight
7gorobei: the dread pirate Otaku Jeff
thefileclerk: that is some bull
Diabore: swim? follow onx?
monkeyrama: woooooow
Diabore: 66% chance you just die
monkeyrama: Everything leads to Game Over
reallegitstreamer: The illusion of choice?
ninjim84: Wait! we stumbled into Half a King
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
PharaohBender27: It's almost the exact same text!
JonnyGlitch: this is particularly BSssy
seth_erickson: 1/3 chance of just dieing
mtvcdm: The illusion of choice!
Rourke9: why would they even offer you three options
maywecomein: so...should have helped Hakasan?
Diabore: @seth_erickson 2/3rds, fighting and surrendering is the same
monkeyrama: Basically the same thing
korvys: THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
HorusFive: They totally would
monkeyrama: Would they do that?
Lord_ZYRK: blah blah blah, this books sucks HahaShrugLeft seabatTROG HahaShrugRight
seth_erickson: yeah I messed up
monkeyrama: eyyyy, we're gucci
mtvcdm: What's in THIS box?
Pteraspidomorphi: can't do a thing right without ninja mom
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
Sarah_Serinde: Another chance to fail, because the first two weren't enough...
philippekav: is this a Ian Livingstone or Steve Jackson book ?
PharaohBender27: How does one search for a clip?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ian Livingstone, but older and more cynical
Rhynerd: So, two instant deaths or luck roll to not die?
Diabore: yup
PharaohBender27: Wanted to post the "illusion of choice" clip, but searching just got me a other people's vids
Diabore: well, maybe, we dont know that unlucky is death
Diabore: its lickely
korvys: How much gold do you have?
Sarah_Serinde: Now we can take the potion back to Hakasan to fix her ankle
JonnyGlitch: it's a capri sun
Diabore: likely
Lithobraker: Well maybe you should have built a better boat dude, it literally split in half!
monkeyrama: We did a useless loop ResidentSleeper
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seth_erickson: this chaos knight might as well be on the other side of the planet by this point
viridimayai: You got a healing potion and a bath
Lord_ZYRK: This book's new theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAiNW9XdY2A
PharaohBender27: Dang, you should have just helped Hakasan back
monkeyrama: More stuff PogChamp
seth_erickson: more useless stuff to buy Kreygasm
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun How much gold do you have now?
Pteraspidomorphi: onx is a shrewd businessman
monkeyrama: eyyy, got luck!
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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BogglesUrMind: Ya think Onx has a racket going with those pirates?
Drasvin: He does need to get 10 gold to buy a new boat
Diabore: @korvys i thinnk 8
TemporallyAwry: Okay - talking realistically, Onx didn't get you to your destination. Where's the refund on that trip?
monkeyrama: It all comes back to Hakasan
ContingentCat: ah yes those distinctive trees
scarlet_feverish: PogChamp
34Witches: Guess we shouldn't've split the party
Diabore: fail to find klash
BogglesUrMind: Hakasan is like when the DM has a self-insert NPC that is OP and they refuse to let you abandon.
PharaohBender27: Hakasan's smart
Pteraspidomorphi: "sorry i tried to ditch you for a third time, didn't go well"
korvys: I trust Onx
ContingentCat: Hakusan's not an idiot
monkeyrama: Maybe, Paul
tapdancingbeavers: he may have been tricked too
HorusFive: He wouldn't sell you crap after you wrecked his boat
monkeyrama: How much are you drinking
seth_erickson: his dice were actually lucky so hmm
DarkMorford: Hey Paul, Adam, chat!
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
corpseponcho: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:57.
Lithobraker: He could have cheated us on the dice but he didn't
PharaohBender27: Nevermind!
lirazel64: Greetings, group!
monkeyrama: Onx is a homie
Lithobraker: It was just a bottle of opiates, her ankle isn't actually better
Doc_Cadence: Does Adam know that seabats is live? (I’m guessing chat has already told him about 50 times)
Diabore: @Lithobraker i feel like thats cause we are a dumbass
Juliamon: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
Sarah_Serinde: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
Saintnex: wish for the ring?
Sarah_Serinde: I...am suspicious of this throne
Drasvin: Yaztromo is a wizard. He should be able to cast teleport
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is your wish?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4912: "If you're gonna clip out of your hotpants, please make sure I'm not around." —Ian [2018-04-22]
Diabore: wish!
AranMathai: This is the jar scenario, isn't it?
Mysticman89: s noter says "not a trap"
Diabore: !findquote wish
LRRbot: Quote #1545: "I wish we could race around the library." —Graham [2015-03-27]
Diabore: inb4 ded
monkeyrama: Adam's burning through his gold LUL As it should be
seth_erickson: or maybe heading straight for Catfish River gets you to him before he gets there
Despoiler98: oh no
PharaohBender27: Replayability! Kappa
monkeyrama: We got played NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's about what I was expecting :D
Erudite_Cynic: CHUMPIES
Saintnex: son of a gun
Ba_Dum_Tish: Never lucky
monkeyrama: Crumbs!!
Lord_ZYRK: "Joke's on you! I wished to get bamboozled! seabatPjorg "
seth_erickson: We've been had by Chumpies DansGame
mtvcdm: Burn forest down. That'll do it.
BogglesUrMind: Chumpies?! NotLikeThis
Mysticman89: this sounds fmailiar, did this not happen in a previous attempt?
Ant__R: saw that one coming, hoped there would be a way to confront the theif tho
SnivianMoon: It turns out we were the chumpies all along.
Despoiler98: set the tree on fire
PharaohBender27: ^
Diabore: brompass!
monkeyrama: 👀 If we possess a what 👀
seth_erickson: The Box Man
Karfsma778: Boat guy
monkeyrama: The trap dude
Diabore: i think the cart guy
seth_erickson: Gernard yeah
thenb44: jaggle gave you his compass
monkeyrama: Yep
Diabore: we have the compass
seth_erickson: I thought it was Gernard but I could be wrong
KeiRaccoon: Why wouldn't we be using it the whole time?
Lithobraker: She's tired after trying to keep us from eating poisonous mushrooms all day
Drasvin: You probably could get to that point without getting the compass
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monkeyrama: Using a tool that helps with navigation? Have you seen this party?
korvys: Is it just an actual sleeping troll?
monkeyrama: These two have one brain cell between them
Diabore: into the mouth!
seth_erickson: How could I resist
Lord_ZYRK: spooky 👀
HorusFive: Oh, there's no way that's a bad place
Diabore: otaku jeff has NO sense
DarkMorford: It's the same size of a womp rat!
Lithobraker: That's a tarp
KeiRaccoon: Enter the cave of wonders
saweeks: high chance of death. I'm in
Dezinkled: Is there a save sphere outside it?
bvorhies: Did we just start ?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think we were warned about this.
bvorhies: Or we awhile into this one
monkeyrama: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:31.
34Witches: Hat!
DarkMorford: Ew.
HorusFive: Thank goodness Gernard didn't hurt anyone... oh
Zanaide: Asks skeleton, "Blitz?"
seth_erickson: Gernard's KD ratio just keeps rising
korvys: +Small Lead Ball
CantWearHats: one helmet, lightly used
Diabore: ooh new hat
gamercat88: blind boxes but nothing good inside always death
Drasvin: Poison and a doodad
Lord_ZYRK: If you can open it you get a free vial of poison!
PMAvers: Well, I'm not sure. He mentions it spews the gas when they're *smashed*. So maybe they're fine if you do them the right way?
corpseponcho: oh, do it.
circusofkirkus: seabatPjorg
viridimayai: Mind Control Helmet
monkeyrama: Ooooh, not cursed!
seth_erickson: seabatPjorg
Diabore: oh shit 10 gold
Pal_Friendpatine: Great add to the command !box. In the box: always poison
PharaohBender27: We're rich!
seth_erickson: This was Hella worth it
snowcookies: These elves are bad at not leaving their armor around
monkeyrama: Not this one, no
HorusFive: BACK ON TOP!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
korvys: +Small Lead Ball +10 Gold +Large Ruby
PharaohBender27: Otaku Jeff is BACK! And better than ever!
monkeyrama: This game is a rollercoaster
Lithobraker: The Ruby is 100% gonna save our life
TheThromborax: I'm sorry, cause I know this has been asked already, but does Adam know that his other channel is live on his spash screen?
Sarah_Serinde: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
PharaohBender27: katesScared
seth_erickson: this centipede is stacked
Lord_ZYRK: Any adventurer worth their salt knows that cave-like skulls always hold death
Earthenone: its james with his dumb keyboard isent it
TwitchyTie: that sounds gross
Lord_ZYRK: Any adventurer worth their salt knows that cave-like skulls always hold great treasures and nothing bad
thech0sen0ne25: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:34.
monkeyrama: What a chump centipede
HorusFive: I'll put 2 gold pieces on Otaku Jeff
Darleysam: "those are the shrieking eels"
jamesk902: Sweep the legs!
CantWearHats: sweep the legs, the many many legs
monkeyrama: Mechanics refresher seabatBRAIN
HorusFive: so many legs lrrEFF
Serpens77: failing luck in combat isn't double damage, it's jsut +1 damage iirc
monkeyrama: More paths in this one are instadeath than the others combined
korvys: There have been instant kills before, but they're usually better telegraphed
monkeyrama: or it feels like it
Serpens77: but it doesn't come up often so HahaShrugRight
gamercat88: dinner
monkeyrama: EZPZ fight
viridimayai: Centipede rolled like trash
CantWearHats: so many drumsticks
Lithobraker: The previous games tended to punish us with stat demerits of have a combat / luck gate right before death
Lord_ZYRK: mmm centipede steaks
korvys: Squid1 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid4
munnaperson: no
PharaohBender27: Uh oh\
korvys: Health potion was actually just morphine
DarkMorford: The potion was just ibuprofen!
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Lithobraker: Called it, the potion was opiates
seth_erickson: I would wait
Niki_Pound: Anti inflammatory effect too
monkeyrama: Always trust in Hakasan
34Witches: Bigleg!!
monkeyrama: she's the author trying to get us to the end LUL
ContingentCat: hakusan has the biggest brain
swaggytaco: i hope the centipede wasnt bigleg
munnaperson: do not trust
JonnyGlitch: "we"?
Serpens77: he's probably the guy with the big leg
monkeyrama: Oh dang, who was bigleg
CantWearHats: Left Bigleg or Right Bigleg?
HorusFive: Even money we killed this guy's freind
BogglesUrMind: Bigleg was a dwarf in the evil forest book right?
Saintnex: yup
Lithobraker: Bigleg! Cousin of ArmDo!
munnaperson: armdo
viridimayai: Centipede is leg=lots
swaggytaco: what if centipedes had long leg
34Witches: Bigleg was 100% a guy from a previous book
Arclight_Dynamo: I remember it vaguely?
monkeyrama: I think he was in a previous book
snowcookies: oh yeah
silvalunae: definitely rings a bell
korvys: Was he evil?
ContingentCat: probably I on't remember
circusofkirkus: callbacks!
Lithobraker: I remember Pegleg
monkeyrama: Don't think he was evil
Saintnex: set us on our adventure when he died
munnaperson: was not there
noSmokeFire: didn't he DIE
hinhanska: keep quiet
snowcookies: He was the one that gave you the quest before he died
Saintnex: gave us 50 gold
Drasvin: Well, you are in the forest of doom
Niki_Pound: Oh at the beginning?
BogglesUrMind: Yeah shot by a poison bolt right?
bvorhies: He was a good guy
PharaohBender27: @snowcookies So is this a prequel, then?
bvorhies: Yea!
CantWearHats: he got better I guess
snowcookies: I guess so
Serpens77: Port of Peril is one of the "new" ones right? Is it a *remake* of City of Thieves, or just a kind of spiritual successor/sequel?
Saintnex: and we whispered his name in to his ear before he died
monkeyrama: Hm
Sibwow: the plural is otakus jeff
korvys: That is true. There are many Jeff
seth_erickson: It's a title not a name
Niki_Pound: Otaku Jeff is bigleg?
munnaperson: yes they could kill you
snowcookies: foe lrrBEEJ
Serpens77: If you're playing FF books, you just need to know who Yaztromo is, and Nicodemus. And the third mage, but I forget his name. He might just be "The Archmage"
CantWearHats: foe! *stabs him*
JonnyGlitch: foend
korvys: Crossbow? Maybe he shot Bigleg?
monkeyrama: who replies foe here LUL
munnaperson: foe
munnaperson: choose coe
poryout: i love this Guaranteed Video sketch
munnaperson: foe
atrociouslyambisinister: Foe you coward
CantWearHats: "friend!" that's exactly what a FOE would say!
monkeyrama: We're in it now
Karfsma778: Just say friend
HorusFive: Don't let Twitchchat bully you Adam
monkeyrama: Wow, that was easy
Lord_ZYRK: Only cowards are smart seabatBRAIN
Niki_Pound: How is anyone supposed to know whether they’re friend or foe to a stranger?
munnaperson: not with us against us
CantWearHats: Jolly Cooperation \[T]/
bloopthetoastbuster: and now we find out how he got that bolt in his chest
Saintnex: very creative names this family
HorusFive: Although I Really want to know what happens if you do say Foe
Serpens77: it's not about what you *are* is't about your *intentions*
PharaohBender27: Dang, missed a chance for the highlight reel :D
snowcookies: I hope there's also a Bigarm and Biglips
Drasvin: Uh oh....
bloopthetoastbuster: oh.... well here is the thing
atrociouslyambisinister: What a family
CantWearHats: and this is my cousin, Bigdong
coelopteryx: imagining this character's voice as dale
munnaperson: his name is big nose now
Lord_ZYRK: Bigleg loooks like Bignose minus a big nose seabatBRAIN
coelopteryx: on account of the voice being described as "booming"
Lord_ZYRK: CantWearHats Kreygasm
snowcookies: it might be a prequel
eric_christian_berg: Prequel!
GDwarf: Is this book set before the hammer was found?
monkeyrama: Just running around yelling Bigleg
SquareDotCube: Screw the port, let's go find the hammer again
viridimayai: Maaaariooooo!
Pteraspidomorphi: prequel I bet
bloopthetoastbuster: timelines are weird
atrociouslyambisinister: Their legs are actually about the same size but Bigleg wants to feel special
swaggytaco: well maybe he left before the hammer came back
Rourke9: ripe forest berries
CantWearHats: he sniffs it out
Serpens77: This isn't a Bigarm or Biglips, but there *is* a Littlebig
RealGamerCow: he gets money from people who answer Foe
Niki_Pound: Maybe simultaneous?
korvys: Maybe in this timeline the previous Jeff failed?
Lord_ZYRK: "'GOOD GOD I WILL PAY YOU FIVE GOLD TO STOP YELLING BIGLEG." ". . . Deal."
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless big knows
Rhynerd: Maybe the other Otaku Jeff is just a out to find Bigleg and the hammer while you two are off adventuring here
PharaohBender27: Also, Darkwood Forest looks real smaller than I would have thought, judging from @korvys 's map
munnaperson: are you streaming on new years eve
Serpens77: Korvys has a map of Allansia?
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Serpens77: is it jsut the one from Titan?
korvys: Here's a fairly high-res copy of the map: https://images2.imgbox.com/1b/e0/YEgqpd70_o.png
CantWearHats: oh can we recruit bignose to the party?
DarkMorford: Bone!
34Witches: Kinda suspicious of someone who calls themself a grand wizard
bloopthetoastbuster: sharing is caring
gamercat88: spider man points at spider man
CantWearHats: Crisis on Infinite Jeffs
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Serpens77: OOF right in the nostalgia, thanks @korvys
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM lrrWOW
theinvisiblevoice: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @tranquilcalamity
Saintnex: we are losing track of the otaku Jeffs
monkeyrama: That would be amazing LUL
the_bus_stirs: Otakus Jeff
korvys: Crisis on Infinite Jeffs
HorusFive: They annihilate each other like anti-matter
jamesk902: You meet yourself, it creates a time paradox that destroys the world. You die.
PMAvers: How big is the Otaku Jeff Cinematic Universe?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Otakuception
munnaperson: darn no midnight stream
snowcookies: Turns out, Otaku Jeff is just a bunch of clones
bloopthetoastbuster: wait they can multiply? thats worrying
monkeyrama: Very very large
Lithobraker: Devious otaku Jeff was a barbarian
Lord_ZYRK: "This only confirms my MultiJeff Theory!"
viridimayai: Banzar Nobe
Rhynerd: Space is wife, but Otaku Jeffs aren’t too fewZ
CantWearHats: rune ring! \o/
monkeyrama: Oh myyyy
monkeyrama: We've got one
JonnyGlitch: big rune
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
munnaperson: good box
CantWearHats: whomst'd've
Pteraspidomorphi: spider-laden candy?
monkeyrama: whilst is a powerful word
CantWearHats: whilst'd've
Serpens77: it's a perfectly cromulent word
atrociouslyambisinister: Wholmst
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody had a word a day calendar while writing this thing
Darleysam: whilstdve
korvys: y'all'd've
KinoGami: this book is just warming you up for more Dragon Quest XI KappaHD
monkeyrama: LUL
munnaperson: whilst
snowcookies: just say while you book
Rourke9: they met each other while eating ripe berries
sir_jack_DB: this book is trying SO HARD to sound smart
munnaperson: @serpens77 thanks
Serpens77: Titan has 2 other continents, but most of the books are set on Allansia
monkeyrama: Just to piss him off
34Witches: Could hold out for a better offer :P
munnaperson: powerful ring though
atrociouslyambisinister: It has no apparent use which means it's probably absolutely necessary
Earthenone: always trade macguffins
korvys: One makes this guy happy
atrociouslyambisinister: That applies to both.
munnaperson: go box
Mysticman89: maybe he'll sweeten the pig if you say no
HorusFive: Point and click logic
Lord_ZYRK: He trades you a handy Kappa
Niki_Pound: “Pleasure” is a weird word for returning a lost item to a grieving widow.
Twilight_Spark: Trade. Statistically you have a goat right now.
monkeyrama: Cheerio!
ContingentCat: cheerio?
CantWearHats: JeFf
HorusFive: Almost everything has one and only one option for use. Except for the extremely important one which you need to win the game
munnaperson: is there new emotes
atrociouslyambisinister: I was thinking John Fitzgerald
circusofkirkus: so, do we show off our new bling or nah?
HorusFive: That's worth a lot of money. Let's wear it in the open
Rourke9: did we just cheat bignose
munnaperson: wear it in the open
philippekav: but she doesn't know what they do ?
Earthenone: i mean you met a giant who makes one sword a month
monkeyrama: Awww, it's just worth a lot of money 🚼
Lithobraker: @Niki_Pound well, we didn't find the vibrate button
DolGrenn: He could just make really good dragonfly pendants, among other things
PMAvers: The necklace constricts until it cuts your head clean off. You died.
SoldieroFortune: Maybe all this guy's stuff is good, but his "dragonfly" period was particularly spectacular.
CantWearHats: "if you are wearing the pendant, your adventure is over"
Lord_ZYRK: Upon donning the necklace you are swarmed by flesh-eating dragonflies. You die.
korvys: It's Jeff!
circusofkirkus: SANTA
atrociouslyambisinister: What if one branch kills you unless you have the pendant and a different branch kills you unless you have the ring
munnaperson: Santa lrrWOW_SA
Lithobraker: Maybe this is like the Sunflowers by Van Gogh
CantWearHats: my cakes!
GDwarf: Cake!
PMAvers: Lex Luthor, is that YOU?
monkeyrama: Have we got any cakes? PogChamp
JonnyGlitch: caaaaaake
CantWearHats: have you stolen my 40 cakes?
ZeroArcana: are you the pizza guy?
Zath_: Those are the three options
atrociouslyambisinister: and that's terrible
Earthenone: if you have any cakes turn to 420
djalternative: love that movie, adam
munnaperson: I do not like cake
hinhanska: I love cakes
ContingentCat: yeah that
CantWearHats: that's what happens when you don't deal with mold
HorusFive: If you have cake- turn to 420, if you have only pie- 69
munnaperson: most people do
ContingentCat: * 'yeah that's not subtle
PharaohBender27: Man, is this wizard a white tower supremacist? Kappa
snowcookies: typos
n3ther: pls don't kink shame
34Witches: uwu
gamercat88: the bones are always after me cakes
atrociouslyambisinister: Adam plz
HorusFive: PS- chaos warrior?
CantWearHats: "at this point, the chaos warrior bursts through the wall and attacks you"
Earthenone: books will probobly kill you
munnaperson: boooooooks!!!
monkeyrama: Lore ResidentSleeper
HorusFive: magic spells?
korvys: "Another think coming" is actually the original saying, and was intentionally ungrammatical (or so says google)
gamercat88: they are probably just comic books
reallegitstreamer: books?
jamesk902: You read books, you get a papercut an bleed to death.
CantWearHats: you eat immediately, and Yaztromo accuses you of stealing his cake
saweeks: feed your mind
munnaperson: books!
Rourke9: i feel like it's setting you up to get interrupted?
munnaperson: yay
Drasvin: Yaztromo is known to be a jerk
Lord_ZYRK: It's like that one wall in The Immortal where reading it curses you to never stop reading it until you die from starvation NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: The lock combo is
Saintnex: I mean if we have learnt anything, its that there are ZERO tells for what is good or bad, its complete chance
DarkMorford: Yeah, I always learned that saying as "another think coming."
munnaperson: you can read and eat
CantWearHats: Demons comma Skeleton
poryout: look at all this exposition
ContingentCat: wow
philippekav: ah this is a good read
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CantWearHats: boooOOooone?!
NightValien28: munnaperson otaku jeff cannot multitask
munnaperson: darn
HorusFive: Just like my story, this....
Pteraspidomorphi: so bone is just a surname
DarkMorford: So is this just Darth Vader?
monkeyrama: wow, what a metal af origin story, good lord
CantWearHats: nothing about cake stealing though
munnaperson: @darkmorford demon Darth Vader
Earthenone: we finaly get to go to a port!
ContingentCat: yeah legally distinct darth vader
HorusFive: Go! Whilst you can!
Serpens77: not jsut a surname, he's actually bone
Niki_Pound: Is there a way to defeat him without him going back?
munnaperson: cool
CantWearHats: got any cake? ooh, sorry
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DarkMorford: Cheese!
Lord_ZYRK: Soup seabatPjorg
Saintnex: welp now I am hungry
ContingentCat: Soup is good food
munnaperson: fooooooooooooooood
monkeyrama: Yaztromo is a great cook seabatTROG
corpseponcho: finally jeff gets to eat again
Arclight_Dynamo: Yep, this is fantasy all right. WAY too much written about food.
Rhynerd: @niki_pound maybe if you could trap his soul in something...
hinhanska: Cream Cakes
kband04: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:14:13.
Saintnex: ohhhh
CantWearHats: oh ho hooo
saweeks: skill
CantWearHats: whilmst
monkeyrama: Magic j u i c e 👀
munnaperson: good fortune
Armstrong11139: whomst
GDwarf: Do we need a "whilst" drinking game?
korvys: Skill or Luck
Karfsma778: Your luck is falling pretty low
Saintnex: how is your luck?
PMAvers: Magic Juice day!
Karfsma778: You've only got like 7 left
korvys: Skill is great, but Luck gets depleted
Karfsma778: oh, I thought it was lower
RatherWT: Adam, your home stream is still up?
monkeyrama: Before we allowed magic to break the max
Lord_ZYRK: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
DarkMorford: @GDwarf It's a game you play whilst reading these books. Kappa
HorusFive: Luck goes down on it's own- the others don't
munnaperson: ok
Earthenone: luck is a game of skill
monkeyrama: Skill seems like a good choice
CantWearHats: skill seems good
CantWearHats: d'oh
noSmokeFire: all skill no luck
red_shoes_jeff: Game of skill no luck involved!
Lord_ZYRK: Is it going to give us sick bostaff skills 🤔
monkeyrama: Aw, puts it at 12
HorusFive: Get PAID boi!
DarkMorford: We're rich!
aldruon: ooh time to watch Adam *Lucksack* Savidan
korvys: Ha!
CantWearHats: I guess it does the same for each
tytycoon: Happy birthday Adam!
monkeyrama: If we'd rolled poorly for skill at the beginning
Saintnex: The thing that would make me pick luck is how often this book as insta-deaths from failing test your lucks
korvys: Well check 288 then
korvys: (that was the luck page)
munnaperson: bye
HorusFive: Tea Time
Lord_ZYRK: Turns you from a weenie into a whirling death machine
monkeyrama: Break time SeemsGood
GoblinRanger: Time for Tea!
EscherichiaCole: tea sounds like a good idea
snowcookies: Remeber to leave a note for heather about the commercial break
monkeyrama: Hope the tea helps, Adam
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:18.
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5674: "I think Twitch chat's great." —Adam [2019-01-03]
DarkMorford: Tea and maybe some of Jacob's goo? :P
PMAvers: Get lrrEFF 'd up on that tea
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford Depends on how short of notice Adam can summon Jacob
LathosTiran: @snowcookies iirc they have an automated system on their breaks starts and ends
ContingentCat: !! road quest, oh yeah that was today
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monkeyrama: PPR seabatTROG
munnaperson: lrrWOW_SA
r10pez10: i'm back, did we died
PharaohBender27: Dang, lrrHEATHER Should do another "What's in the box?" bit for a 2020 LRL episode
DarkMorford: Yeah, I need to watch Road Quest after this
Niki_Pound: Same
monkeyrama: We're taking a break so Adam can get some tea
munnaperson: same
LathosTiran: @r10pez10 we got mushroom stew
r10pez10: hell yeah adam
ContingentCat: oh good a friday PPR, so it probably only inturrupts the friday magic thing
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford Spoilers: It's awesome
LetsConsider: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:31.
DarkMorford: And then I need to watch yesterday's Shenmue antics.
munnaperson: I watched 10 minutes
PharaohBender27: I had lunner (i.e. early dinner) so I could see the premiere and this
JonnyGlitch: bop
munnaperson: @jonnyglitch boop
DarkMorford: beep
r10pez10: twist it
munnaperson: bang
Pal_Friendpatine: Ha lunch/dinner nice @pharaohbender27
munnaperson: pull it
JonnyGlitch: bite it
PinkfloydYES: push it
PinkfloydYES: beat it?
DarkMorford: Suck it?
hinhanska: Lick it
InquisitorGaia: lewd
PharaohBender27: @Pal_Friendpatine I figure, "brunch" is a portmanteau of breakfast and lunch, so why not make one of lunch and dinner?
munnaperson: kill it?
PinkfloydYES: tug it
Niki_Pound: I think these may be nonstandard bop it accessories
JonnyGlitch: nibble it
Pal_Friendpatine: @pharaohbender27 exactly
InquisitorGaia: waifu it
DarkMorford: Shove it!
munnaperson: yell it
PharaohBender27: slam it
JonnyGlitch: yeet it
PinkfloydYES: but most importantly love it
InquisitorGaia: cast it for 5 mana
munnaperson: Brother's of the mine rejoice
TacitusVigil: Hello LRR folk.
Niki_Pound: It is getting increasingly difficult to visualize a bop it capable fo detecting the verb in question
JonnyGlitch: hey TV!
r10pez10: verb it
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Ahoy-hoy, fellow LRR-er! Adam's taking a tea break at the moment
munnaperson: scream it
InquisitorGaia: prolong it
Tiber727: @PharaohBender27 Both "dunch " and "linner" sound stupid though.
PinkfloydYES: shot it
PinkfloydYES: snort it
JonnyGlitch: wait we're talking about bop its?
PinkfloydYES: smoke it?
myrddinthewizard: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:54:17. lrrSPOT
munnaperson: belch it
monkeyrama: Oh my, that's a late gamehaus
monkeyrama: 4pm 👀
munnaperson: mine it
InquisitorGaia: out of curiosity, have ian and heather ever played bop it on rhythm cafe?
PharaohBender27: @Tiber727 Of course, which is why I chose lunner. Also, you're using 3 of the letters from "lunch" and "dinner"
munnaperson: I prefer linner
TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 Time for tea!
monkeyrama: Welcome back!
Tantusar: The 2020 all hands?
Nigouki: stating the year of with meetings?
ghostvalv: :O
Lord_ZYRK: Adam didn't forget the meeting, he just wanted to make sure Paul didn't seabatBRAIN
Earthenone: "changed"
TacitusVigil: Wait, Adam is an evil boss?! :O
LathosTiran: "he boss....why thing?" "because work" "oh"
monkeyrama: World's Most Evil Boss
Dezinkled: And you got 15G
munnaperson: 15 gp
JonnyGlitch: Hey why does Adam have Kathleen's mug?!?!?!
munnaperson: because he is evil
monkeyrama: Right, we got rich again, too
munnaperson: he is evil boss
snowcookies: Is this the port of perilÉ
philippekav: this is NotShadowfax
TacitusVigil: If you're evil enough to steal the mug, you get the mug. It's a Sith tradition that goes back to the Tragedy of Darth Plagueus the Wise-
Lynks_9: a port you say?!
PharaohBender27: Is Port Blacksand . . . perilous?
orbitaltuna: does adam's home stream still show as live for anyone else?
HorusFive: A den of scum and villiany
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
JonnyGlitch: trap
PMAvers: That's bait.
munnaperson: did anyone count the number of its
2Flower: You find her in a jar in the forest.
r10pez10: hakasan's twin
RealGamerCow: oh, dat's a mimic!
CantWearHats: (X) Doubt
HorusFive: If you came across a woman in a jar...
monkeyrama: LUL
djalternative: seems fishy
PaperDoopliss: Snap trap
Super_Sophomoric: nailed it
noSmokeFire: get jarred on
Saintnex: seems real fishy
monkeyrama: The wizard said to not stop
Jill_P: such a trap
PinkfloydYES: get jarred
TacitusVigil: Obvious trap is obvious
munnaperson: so?
Super_Sophomoric: for sure nailed it
tapdancingbeavers: the bird pooped on his head for leaving and then attacked him for going >:(
Karfsma778: True
HorusFive: Shame about Hakusan's sister
monkeyrama: BibleThump
orbitaltuna: ccolorD wow adam
RealGamerCow: Not wrong
munnaperson: lrrAWW
RvLeshrac: Shocking
JonnyGlitch: lrrWOW
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.
LRRbot: New quote #6668: "It's a horse. Horses don't have souls." —Adam [2019-12-30]
munnaperson: lrrWOW_SA
RvLeshrac: Shocking antni-horse rhetoric
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Pal_Friendpatine: Well Stormheart isn’t a FireMare sooo.....
Karfsma778: Throw that gold in the box! You just got 15 more
PharaohBender27: PAY
TacitusVigil: I'm really hoping someone comes behind Adam wearing the Horse mask and then the stream suddenly cuts to black :D
munnaperson: pay
Drasvin: nakateKoala
HorusFive: You JUST got 15 gold
Grevas13: you don't get points for rhyming homophones, book
Super_Sophomoric: what are you gonna do listen to a box?
HorusFive: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
ContingentCat: you're rich, play
PMAvers: The honor system that is totally magically booby trapped
circusofkirkus: we were told to pay
monkeyrama: He said to pay......
munnaperson: 15 gold
noSmokeFire: honor system, as enforced by MAGICAL RUNES
ContingentCat: *pay
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 risk it for the biscuit
mtvcdm: Do it
ContingentCat: Very
munnaperson: lots
noSmokeFire: you will INSTANTLY die
Saintnex: I mean we got a bunch of gold, and I feel like its a insta-death
SirMorek: wizards who can magically enforce honor, it turns out
munnaperson: very
mtvcdm: Stiff him!
AranMathai: The wizard did tell you to pay.
TStodden: You were warned AHEAD of time to pay this.
Arclight_Dynamo: Meh, pay or don't. You'll kill the dude.
PharaohBender27: Considerably
aldruon: i wouldn't be upset... or surprised. :P
PinkfloydYES: I'd be upset
erased_citizen: If you dont pay he'll put you in a jar
JonnyGlitch: obvious trap is obvious
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, you're the one who'd have to backtrack if you choose not to pay :P
PinkfloydYES: but not surprised
r10pez10: did agro who fell down a canyon in shadow of the colossus have a soul
Zalthia: What is it with you and horses? First Cameron's campaign and now this???
munnaperson: 1 matter other does not
HorusFive: TwitchChat is nothing if not predicatble
CantWearHats: a coin operated bridge
PharaohBender27: I mean, we figured with the woman, based on Adam's preferred answer to the "jar" question :P
LoadingReadyRun: Adam also said bad things about Agro in Shadow of the Colossus :(
kusinohki: woman tied to a tree, man trapped in a jar? what's the difference?
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orbitaltuna: thatched roof cottages
orbitaltuna: where's trogdor
Super_Sophomoric: Newb question, do you have a limited amount of gold?
DolGrenn: Hope Trogdor doesn't show up for those thatched roof cottages
munnaperson: it has electrons and electric pulses in it's brain it has a soul
ContingentCat: oh yeah, Adam: famous horse hater
monkeyrama: LUL
monkeyrama: Ok lady
CantWearHats: hmmmm
CantWearHats: HMMMMM
Karfsma778: Nope
Dog_of_Myth: Big Horse Mood
monkeyrama: trying to steal our horse
HorusFive: Bad boat experience...
PharaohBender27: Nope
Jill_P: traaaaap
ContingentCat: nope
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GDwarf: Thieves that love elk
TacitusVigil: Adam "La-di-da" Savidan
jamesk902: Yeah, who do you think you are, riding in on your literal high horse?
Karfsma778: Fuck the river, that river sucks
Earthenone: so she wants to steal your horse, got it
PinkfloydYES: trap
Saintnex: suuuuper trap
noSmokeFire: river pirates? river pirates
bloopthetoastbuster: is Adam's other channel supposed to be live?
Lord_ZYRK: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
Mysticman89: theyre just gonna steal your horse.
tapdancingbeavers: she'll steal it
CantWearHats: "ok, I'm back, where's my horse?" "what horse"
Drasvin: I wouldn't trust random people with Yaztromo's horse
EscherichiaCole: they will 100% steal this horse
aldruon: you believe people you meet named Yaztromo? are you ok Adam?
Nigouki: don't trust your horse's soul to anyone
munnaperson: you said it did not have a soul and then said it meant everything
ContingentCat: don't trust this lady who was like "la-di-da you on a horse"
djalternative: oh. it's the cage guys from darksouls
monkeyrama: Almost @Lord_ZYRK 👀
CantWearHats: "What are we, some kind of Port of Peril?"
Jill_P: *this*is the port of peril
TacitusVigil: Ask him if they have a Holy Grail Kappa
HorusFive: Hive of scum and villiany
munnaperson: we made it!
Lord_ZYRK: Ahh, cousin, how are you?
monkeyrama: Good thing he gave us 15 gold seabatPjorg
Sarah_Serinde: Oh we are adefinitely not going to regret wearing our super valuable pendant into this place
jamesk902: Criminals kill other criminals all the time.
gualdhar: wait, what does the mug say? world's most evil what?
CantWearHats: Otaku Jeff is here to clean up the streets
PharaohBender27: Maybe those were people trying to stop the thievery, @LoadingReadyRun
philippekav: those are political prisoners Paul
HorusFive: The people in cages are the theives who don't pay into the guild
monkeyrama: WHAT
hinhanska: Thieve's w/o honor perhaps
CantWearHats: I'm sorry WHAT
Karfsma778: we had like 16, before he gave us the 15. How do we only have 6?
monkeyrama: NO
Diabore: EXCUSE ME
Nigouki: well that's bullshit
ContingentCat: WAT
Saintnex: WHAT
BrindleBoar: wow
AranMathai: This... is stupid.
Lord_ZYRK: THIS
Lord_ZYRK: BOOK
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
34Witches: ???#
Lord_ZYRK: SUCKS
RealGamerCow: pardonfuck?
toni_moreno: !! hello chat, hello loadingreadyrun TwitchLit PowerUpL KonCha
monkeyrama: This book honks DansGame
JonnyGlitch: BS
Diabore: that is bullshit
e_bloc: Corgo100 horses have souls and you deserve this.
Jill_P: wat
CantWearHats: this book SUCKS!
Dezinkled: LOL
Arclight_Dynamo: "A ruffian like you can't afford a horse like that."
BogglesUrMind: Boo!!!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Saintnex: Thats is SOOO BS
aldruon: LOL
Saulens181: ???
viridimayai: This book is garbage
munnaperson: lrrWOW_SA
monkeyrama: We did everything he said to do!
thefileclerk: screw this book
sir_jack_DB: FUCK THAT
Diabore: are you fucking kidding me
spurius: lol
Banana_Swonk: the moment i enter the stream he died
ContingentCat: WHAT
HorusFive: THIS.... BOOK... SUCKS
Raurrrrr: ah yes following orders, perfect way to fail :/
ghostvalv: :O
PharaohBender27: WHAT THE FUCK
Jill_P: boat time i guess
Pteraspidomorphi: bullshit
snowcookies: This place is the worst
Niki_Pound: Just wanted to look after Y’s horse come onnnnn
Dezinkled: 41\
monkeyrama: that's so dumb
tenthtechpriest: is this the port of peril?
tenthtechpriest: was the peril the guards?
thefileclerk: yeah this is stuuuuuupid
itomeshi: I.... just turned in and he died.
RealGamerCow: there is zero reason for that
monkeyrama: We followed everything he told us to do, and we get game over
itomeshi: Huh.
JonnyGlitch: thats super uncool
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Super_Sophomoric: it happens all the time no big deal
PatFromIT: This is the worst choose your own adventure book ever... Good job terrible writer, that's a new low that's been set
AranMathai: This is early 90s adventure game logic - which is to say, nonsense.
PharaohBender27: This is Game of Thrones, isn't it?
toni_moreno: TTours CoolCat imGlitch
Drasvin: Yeah, this book is designed with exactly one path through it
Lord_ZYRK: "This horse means everything to the wizard, so why wouldn't you trust it to strangers and take the boat, idiot?" DansGame
ContingentCat: or not have even something to try to convince him
munnaperson: youbshould trust Chris's
HorusFive: This one is only from 2017!
PharaohBender27: Even if you do everything right, ypi
Earthenone: dont follow my path? a bird shits on you!
PharaohBender27: *you're screwed
Saintnex: uhh Citadel of Doom had some questionable choices, like man face spider jar
hinhanska: HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
Super_Sophomoric: Dod is a trustworthy name for sure
oyleslyck: Port of Peril reviews say this is one of the more linear FF books, basically coin flips on rails
toni_moreno: HSWP TTours CoolCat
Earthenone: last time we payed 10 gold we died
Drasvin: Ian Livingstone is known for writing gamebooks with only one successful path.
djalternative: HahaShrugLeft HahaThisisfine
ritchards: He did a Complete 180!
noSmokeFire: "how dare you steal these baskets! rot in jail, thief"
toni_moreno: ItsBoshyTime 10 gold spent FBtouchdown
Darleysam: the guards assume you are a basket thief, you are imprisoned and executed. Your journey ends here.
monkeyrama: Whilst
monkeyrama: it's back
CantWearHats: come back and the horse is up on bricks
PharaohBender27: Oh great, we're going to crash the boat, aren't we?
toni_moreno: oh no my little pony.
Lord_ZYRK: "After telling Yaztromo his horse was stolen, he kills you. Your adventure is over."
snowcookies: he's kind of a big deal
Nigouki: you come back and the horse has been turned into glue, but that glue is the only thing that beats the final boss Kappa
Saintnex: wait isnt this where the chaos warrior with the ring is?
Stranjak: Happy birthday Adam!
monkeyrama: count the amount of times they say river in this passage Kappa
Arklith: its adams birthday?
PharaohBender27: More duplicative text!
ritchards: It's A PORT!! of PERIL!!!!
gamercat88: ahh good thing we have pirate cred
CantWearHats: everything is named like this in the galaxy of terror
monkeyrama: A whole street for Axemen PogChamp
Serpens77: like how Night Vale has a "Barista District"
jamesk902: Well it's not called the City of Subtlety
PharaohBender27: The Port of Peril! Puerto del Peligro! Port de Peril! Der Gefahrenhafen!
monkeyrama: Paul's got that seabatBRAIN
CantWearHats: just one?
JonnyGlitch: pronounced "key"
DarkMorford: Hehe, seamen
monkeyrama: Oh no
CantWearHats: oh no
r10pez10: let's become pirates again
Lord_ZYRK: Follow your nose, yarrr
ContingentCat: !caw
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitch Really? Man, English is such a bonkers language
AranMathai: Is Nicodemus a bad guy?
monkeyrama: They sing Death Metal on that bridge OpieOP
JonnyGlitch: @PharaohBender27 yeah it's stupid
RealGamerCow: This book feels like 3 partial books jammed together.
Robot_Bones: why the heck does nostromo live here?
BrowneePoints: I hope Adam has a ton of luck on his Birthday!
ContingentCat: that's so metal
CantWearHats: otaku jeff is a man on a mission
Serpens77: he lives here so that people don't come and visiting him and bother him asking for favours all the time
Serpens77: yes, thats' the real reason
CaptainSpam: There are some drunken sailors standing about, but nobody knows what to do with them.
monkeyrama: I mean... last time we followed the wizard's instructions we got put in jail
red_shoes_jeff: A JAR!? RUN!
PharaohBender27: It's a trap!
mtvcdm: Slightly ajar? Let it out!
SnivianMoon: When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!
coriolis_storm: Is it a door or a jar? LUL
Earthenone: there is a 0% chance otaku jeff survives fireworks right?
monkeyrama: zoom boom
r10pez10: this is a weed shot
Tantusar: It is only slightly a jar, it is still mostly a door.
mtvcdm: Do the Heather thing and grab the fire.
PMAvers: "Pull out a lit cigar and throw it into the barrels."
monkeyrama: We have a pistol??
CantWearHats: hold up, we had a GUN?
mtvcdm: When did we get a gun?!
Drasvin: I think that's an error
PharaohBender27: WHAT!?
34Witches: ??????
Lord_ZYRK: Gunhaver, you actually have a gun?!
InquisitorGaia: why have we not used a gun
Naarius: Sir? This is a chicken nugget
Saintnex: when did we get THAT?
Earthenone: no wonder we win all our fights
ContingentCat: who gave this idiot a gun?
Karfsma778: we had a gun that DIDN"T WORK
CantWearHats: heh
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
BrindleBoar: lewd
BrowneePoints: ADAM
NightValien28: this whole time we had a gun
monkeyrama: Mature LUL
DarkMorford: *snicker*
NightValien28: ADAM
Diabore: how much is powder usually?
PatFromIT: GoOd WrItInG iN tHiS oNe BoIs
DolGrenn: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
snowcookies: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
Karfsma778: Can you fix the gun, while you're at it?
DiscordianTokkan: Giggity
Rhynerd: !phrasing
mtvcdm: The entire time we could have just shot things?
Drasvin: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
Super_Sophomoric: gotta have powder if we want this mystery gun to fire right?
PharaohBender27: Also, there's flintlock firearm technology in this book's universe!?
myrddinthewizard: lul
hinhanska: I'll service your pistol for free
Rhynerd: Okay, we’re not doing phrasing anymore.
CantWearHats: service my pistol, also fix my gun
Robot_Bones: I'm 12 and what is this?
Super_Sophomoric: LUL
oyleslyck: Service his pistol... also fix his gun lrrBEEJ
Lord_ZYRK: Adam I thought you always went against romance options KappaPride
noSmokeFire: I bet you it's an error
hinhanska: tablet15Hotjuice
Serpens77: "Errors: it is possible to reach reference 39 without a pistol"
monkeyrama: We did not
Drasvin: I think you're not supposed to have the pistol, but t6his is an error
PMAvers: Standard adventurer's kit. Bedroll, pillow, gun.
Tantusar: Free gun!
FickleMuse: Maybe you aren't supposed to ask about black powder without the gun?
emmmettt: you dont have a gun
KevinTheShark: free gun
Lord_ZYRK: This game seems to be very error-prone
Arclight_Dynamo: Errata.
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
noSmokeFire: the errors section of the wiki notes that this is their fuck-up
PharaohBender27: Something tells me this page is ASSUMING we picked up a gun at a certain point, regardless of whether we ever had that interaction
Saintnex: I think it may have come from a different path, and it shouldnt have let you get it without finding the item?
JonnyGlitch: it's his "pistol", if you know what I mean
JonnyGlitch: spare balls
monkeyrama: So we have a pistol now OpieOP
oyleslyck: @LoadingReadyRun looks like this is an known "bug" to reach this reference without a gun, so... no gun
BogglesUrMind: hehe 'naked' flame
Darleysam: yeah this doesn't feel like this book was written with the same level of care as previous ones
Earthenone: we picked up a lead ball maybe that was also with a gun?
ContingentCat: wow no shit
PharaohBender27: Also, don't get it wet
Lord_ZYRK: We got a free gun from God seabatPjorg
Nigouki: you also got a spare lead ball from the dead body in the giant mouth
boristhewizard: Clothed flame only, please
CantWearHats: it's legit a mistake in the book, it seems
Drasvin: The game is bugged
asddsa28: free gun
hinhanska: you get a gun
mtvcdm: Free gun
jamesk902: @PharaohBender27 Also, don't feed ti after midnight.
Saintnex: I think this game is just being error, but I think you get the gun
noSmokeFire: I bet you could mug a pirate for their gun
Tantusar: Free gun!
Drasvin: Glitch gun
HorusFive: game gave you a gun
Phosphatide: free gun seabatPjorg
Karfsma778: Game's bugged, take advantage of the gun
monkeyrama: Why didn't they patch the book Kappa
ContingentCat: guess we have a gun
Niki_Pound: Gun manifested we all saw it
djalternative: free gun
Lynks_9: book error in your favour
silvalunae: Glitch gun
RealGamerCow: Yeah, definitely feeling that this was several partially completed books jammed together.
InquisitorGaia: its now in your inventory
swaggytaco: banking error in your favor
r10pez10: inventory dupe
NonjaBiru: HahaShrugLeft HahaThisisfine HahaShrugRight
PMAvers: Speedrun tech
CantWearHats: gun skip
asddsa28: well then they shuld of check the book
PatFromIT: The book kills you at every turn, you have a gun now, heck to it
emmmettt: i like that
ZtoneJonez: choose your own done quick
CantWearHats: page perfect trick
KevinTheShark: It's not a bug, it's a feature
TemporallyAwry: One of those pirates accidentally slipped it into your pocket?
Kazman20a: you started the game with a broken gun. you just didn't know it was a gun because it was that broken
Karfsma778: Look, the book's fucked you over several times before, take the advantage of the gun.
HorusFive: roll luck- if fail, the gun explodes killing you and everyone you know.
Saintnex: knowing this game? I think the baskets are some how going to kill us
snowcookies: FF fandom site says "It is possible to reach reference (39) without a pistol"
Lord_ZYRK: Don't connect your book to the internet or they'll patch that in the next update and ruin your speedrun Kappa
gamercat88: bone can only be defeated with a gun
hinhanska: He gives you a gun as payment for allowing him to service your pistol.
Drasvin: There has been an item refered to as the Ring of Burning Snake
BrindleBoar: yeah you're probably going to die because you paid for powder
JonnyGlitch: "he's never been shot before
circusofkirkus: Indiana Jones that shit
monkeyrama: Pull the ol'e Indiana Jones
PMAvers: You end up running into a dragon, who coats you in a wreath of flame. If you have a pouch of black powder, turn to page uded
CannedWolf: indiana jones the bone
Serpens77: I mean... he *looks* like Skeletor
PharaohBender27: :D
noSmokeFire: "No weapon forged can harm me....wait, what's that your holding?"
RealGamerCow: Oh, this is a beefy boy
Perivale: skil 10!
KevinTheShark: Ahhh his weakness was Lead shot
kusinohki: "no weapon forged by man..."
Darleysam: so this next trick is called Gun Glitch. You're not meant to get the flintlock until much later, but if you do this sequence....
ContingentCat: skeletor voice works for a skeleton demon called Bone
Rhynerd: “We’re gonna need better guns next time he comes back.”
HorusFive: You do also have a spare steel ball
CantWearHats: whilst'd've
monkeyrama: Whilst NotLikeThis
Pteraspidomorphi: almost no regular fights in this one for sure
NightValien28: take a shot everytime whelst
HorusFive: !whilst
GoblinRanger: like you do
ContingentCat: Drink!
HorusFive: not-my-problem Savidan
CantWearHats: oh no!
monkeyrama: Oh
KevinTheShark: Sounds like your dude
oyleslyck: if you have black powder turn to pg XYZ - - Bits of otaku jeff paint the walls when the errant spark flew into your pack. You die. lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: oh no
monkeyrama: This man has skill
Serpens77: oh, they jsut straight up tell you it's Nico
HorusFive: now-it's-my-problem Savidan
PMAvers: If you have a gun, roll a d6 to fire it. If you roll a 6, you shoot Nicodemus.
Serpens77: I was gunna laugh if Adam ignored it
CantWearHats: bah gawd that's Chaos Warrior's music!
Pteraspidomorphi: I miss lrrbot counter commands
r10pez10: who brings a sword to a gunfight
monkeyrama: An actual challenge in combat? seabatTROG
Kaaosa: Chowse
HorusFive: Kaos Warrior
viridimayai: This guy straight up sounds like he's from Warhammer Fantasy
Tantusar: CHOWSE!
tenthtechpriest: why sword and not gun?
Phosphatide: horned helmet you say seabatPjorg
monkeyrama: Legit!
HorusFive: Ouch- almost as skilled as Otaku Jeff
Naarius: We Sonic now?
Earthenone: why not cap him and be done with it?
circusofkirkus: seabatPjorg
PharaohBender27: CHAOS
CannedWolf: but you have a gun... why use the sword?
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, good picture.
Phosphatide: seabatPjorg
PMAvers: Clash the Chaos Cosmonaut
CantWearHats: can you just shoot him
gamercat88: use your gun
Drasvin: Spooky JPEG artifacts
monkeyrama: We could actually lose a swordfight :o
gualdhar: shoot him with you imaginary gun!
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corpseponcho: shoot him!
coriolis_storm: Very Boris Vallejo
circusofkirkus: guns don't work on chaos
circusofkirkus: duh
HorusFive: First time hit?
PharaohBender27: Because you only have two rounds, Adam!
monkeyrama: EZPZ fight
Phosphatide: now take the helmet seabatPjorg
Kaaosa: The power of chowse are not so tuff
monkeyrama: Oh dang. Otaku Jeff took a hit
viridimayai: Chaos Warrior is consistently rolling above average
corpseponcho: the puzzle boxes had lead ball in the mechanism. could that work as ammo?
coriolis_storm: "Listen, just because I'm the CHAOS Warrior doesn't mean I like complicated math"
Tantusar: C-C-C-Critical fail.
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Phosphatide: seabatTROG seabatPjorg seabatTROG
Darleysam: as the Chaos Warrior dies, his body falls onto you, crushing you. Your journey ends here.
PharaohBender27: How is a scar "angry"?
coriolis_storm: That's totally Darth Vader from Return of the Jedi
hinhanska: loot the body
Super_Sophomoric: Always Be Lootin
Lord_ZYRK: Should've pinched his nips. That would've made him talk Kappa
TStodden: Loot & Scoot!
Phosphatide: take the helmet seabatPjorg
halamir_k: @PharaohBender27 "and angry scare" is a pretty common phrase. Angry has a meaning of "(of a wound or sore) red and inflamed."
PharaohBender27: Search - you'll probably find something needed laster
hinhanska: the chaos warriro has keys or something
Pteraspidomorphi: hmmm
monkeyrama: Adam not looting januar1Think
halamir_k: scare/scar
PharaohBender27: @halamir_k Huh. Fair enough
CantWearHats: lucky 13
viridimayai: I imagine that, if you loot him, you get ruined by time and the wizard dies
Nigouki: woooooooow
hinhanska: HA
monkeyrama: Oh daaaaang
HorusFive: No!!!!!!
noSmokeFire: waow
SirElgar: loot the body
ForOhForError: who WROTE this
CantWearHats: the bad guy lied to you? inconcievable!
monkeyrama: He was lying NotLikeThis
ContingentCat: lrrHEART
jamesk902: But that chaos warrior seemed so honest.
HorusFive: THIS.... BOOK... lrrHEART_RD LUL
BogglesUrMind: Klash legit thought you wouldn't loot his corpse.
ContingentCat: * lrrHORN
swaggytaco: i guess you just cant trust a chaos warrior
snowcookies: Ian you liar
Lynks_9: i mean, i kinda dig this particular bit. of course the chaos warrior would lie about the ring :P
CantWearHats: god if you HADN'T searched?
CantWearHats: you'd be so dead
NightValien28: did JJ abrahams wrote this???
monkeyrama: LUL
jamesk902: He can't use the ring now, he might need it in a later battle.
JonnyGlitch: lie, or another bug?
HorusFive: lrrDARK lrrWOW
ForOhForError: He couldn't have used it, the ring only burns snakes
ForOhForError: and you're not a snake
ContingentCat: chaos warrior "ohhhh that where I pu it, I've been looking for that"
dacrambo: The lesson here is, when in doubt loot the corpse
Zanaide: Snatch had the diamond
Super_Sophomoric: Snatch
dslucia: yeah that's snatch
NotCainNorAbel: Snatch
NotCainNorAbel: lock stock is about the guns
RealGamerCow: Tommy, what have you been eating?
Lord_ZYRK: "Where's the ring!" "I. . . don't have it! If I had it I would've killed you easily! It's not like I forgot I had it like an idiot and just didn't use it!"
Banana_Swonk: Chows Waifu
BrowneePoints: i love how these streams are Paul/Adam bonding moments
DiscordianTokkan: My Chaos Waifu, Slaanesh, will be so MAD!
PharaohBender27: "My Chaotically Significant Other!"
PharaohBender27: Just pay the kid
HorusFive: Why did the Kaos warrior lie about the ring?
KevinTheShark: Totally a trap. gonna lead you to some thugs
BogglesUrMind: Well... we are in the city of thieves right?
HorusFive: Why does this author lie about anything and everything?
Super_Sophomoric: "Out there....Not in here"
coriolis_storm: It IS the City of Thieves
BogglesUrMind: So the kid might lie just cause he sucks.
Banana_Swonk: ahahahah that video
Banana_Swonk: er
monkeyrama: Oh my goooooood
Banana_Swonk: picture
r10pez10: lmao
gamercat88: nice
Jill_P: yaaaasss
ghostvalv: he'll have to go to bed without chaos pie
munnaperson: chaos nachos chachos
jamesk902: Who lives in a dank hovel under a bridge? Nic-O-demus!
randomino5: "They went that way!" the boy says not-lyingly
PharaohBender27: I mean, what other leads do we have!?
PharaohBender27: Fair, lrrADAM
Phosphatide: ni-co-de-mus 👏👏👏👏👏
ZtoneJonez: all the other streets have the same page/result
KevinTheShark: Palace Street makes sense though. its towards the bad guys palace
monkeyrama: This book is full of lies and deceit NotLikeThis
gamercat88: could have said listen kid if you lie i will shoot you with this gun
JonnyGlitch: the author is a troll
Lynks_9: the horse thing was very dumb. but i guess the wizard yastromo riding in on his horse is a bit more intimidating :P
coriolis_storm: @JonnyGlitch LUL SeemsGood
gamercat88: lrrHORN lrrHORN
HorusFive: Navy robes- can't be Lord Azure
Nigouki: shoot him in the face
Nigouki: you have a gun
randomino5: Man these books seriously had no editors
CantWearHats: disguise!
monkeyrama: Knock. Him. Out. seabatTROG
snowcookies: no idsguise means no rules right?
Lord_ZYRK: Confidence can get you lots of places. Just walk in Keepo
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Drunk_Owl: Aww yeah, I love Adam and Paul doing these fighting fantasy books
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randomino5: lrrAWW_SG
KevinTheShark: Aren't you a little Short to be a Palace Guard?
viridimayai: Who would ever choose the second, strictly lamer option?
SquareDotCube: If you gonna come at the Azure you best not miss
CantWearHats: even money 353 is a game over
PharaohBender27: Disguise! It'll be like a video game, where re-dressing is instantaneous!
Lord_ZYRK: KevinTheShark LUL
randomino5: Didn't even have you make a roll
SquareDotCube: also if you miss there's the absurd reload time
noSmokeFire: this guard's helmet sucks
Drunk_Owl: !uptime
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HorusFive: They can keep the rest
monkeyrama: wait, did we leave all of our gear :o
CannedWolf: its the wizard of oz...
HorusFive: @monkeyrama No, RPG rules, all our gear is just under the disguise
monkeyrama: I see LUL
Nigouki: i'd assume we're just doubling our layers for comfort
corpseponcho: but what are the stats on this armor?
AranMathai: That was an awkward sentence.
hinhanska: it was a poorly written sentence imho.
HorusFive: !updog
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PharaohBender27: @monkeyrama Presumably anything left on the unconscious guard, I'm guessing?
monkeyrama: Hmmm
Phosphatide: considering you knocked a guard out despite wearing a helmet, this armor probably adds nothing to stats
Super_Sophomoric: "Long day of guarding amirite?"
CantWearHats: "did you see the game last night?"
norivia: nice frothy mugs of water
Lord_ZYRK: Guard water: It's what guards crave
noSmokeFire: this book is feeding you CONSTANTLY
GoblinRanger: pretty refreshing water
JonnyGlitch: it's got electrolytes
Diabore: ah shit
monkeyrama: A bunch of brass keys
monkeyrama: LUL
RealGamerCow: I thought this was going to be another door bashing situation
34Witches: are we dead?
Saintnex: why isnt one of the options to look for the keys?
PharaohBender27: Man, training for potential disguised intruders at this place SUCKS
Dezinkled: Keys were probably in the tavern
monkeyrama: Not dead! \ seabatTROG /
HorusFive: I figured when we had to take the face covering helmet off, it was game over
monkeyrama: Rude LUL
Nigouki: lol
HorusFive: Hey!
flammenarsch: ruuuuuude
Saintnex: RUDE Kappa
Mister_Hush: adam is so mean
Diabore: torture or sparta
silvalunae: hey-- i mean. . . fair
circusofkirkus: tag yourself, I'm the troll
GoblinRanger: Hello it's us!
YawnLance: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
monkeyrama: We have thin lips, Adam LUL
34Witches: it me
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, what's with all of the empty scroll pictures?
HorusFive: That face is why I come here
BogglesUrMind: Mean Adam BibleThump
Banana_Swonk: yeah, but we also enjoy a little bit of troglodyte slime seabatTROG
Phosphatide: seabatTROG
PharaohBender27: Excuse me, I have thin lips
PatFromIT: amazonTea
JonnyGlitch: thin lips, long memories
BrokenGolem: thorlarB
BrowneePoints: I've been wishin you a happy birthday all day...
YawnLance: Ah yes, sounds just like Twitch chat too
Mister_Hush: seabatPjorg
flammenarsch: tell him abput the stairs, bro
myrddinthewizard: Yeet that troll.
Lord_ZYRK: Kick the troll down the stairs / so Nicodemus can be free
Saintnex: time to yell this is Sparta?
LoadingReadyRun: djalternative I think the scrolls are just for decoration
Diabore: i dont like either option
myrddinthewizard: I agree, but I wanted to say the Yeet the Troll.
DarkMorford: The troll comments that you appear tired, and asks whether you slept well last night. Kappa
monkeyrama: Oh noooooooooo
Diabore: oh shit 11 skill
circusofkirkus: oh rip
monkeyrama: 11 skill 👀
CantWearHats: oof
KevinTheShark: I feel like he would've led you to the cell
GoblinRanger: Owie
jamesk902: You cry "This is Sparta!". But this is not Sparta, you die of shame.
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Saintnex: Serious? This game SUCKKKS
PharaohBender27: katesOw
AranMathai: Wow.
RealGamerCow: auto-lose 5 health? This book...
AranMathai: Just roll back to the last page.
viridimayai: This game really punishes you for getting into fights, probably because it sucks
flammenarsch: Boss Time
Diabore: @RealGamerCow tbf there was a non violent option
monkeyrama: We auto lose the first round, too DansGame
GoblinRanger: due to your injury you are injured
red_shoes_jeff: I mean, we DID know this was a bad idea.
DolGrenn: You could test your luck on that last 2 damage I guess?
GoblinRanger: aren't you at twelve?
lordinkdeath27: no dont you have a skill of 12
monkeyrama: Oh, there's another fight
monkeyrama: He had 13 from magic
corpseponcho: !uptime
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Drasvin: I think you can use luck to mitigate from combat, so that's why it would just cause you to lose 5
SirElgar: probably because you could luck the first round to reduce the damage?
RealGamerCow: otyugh?
Drasvin: wouldn't*
PharaohBender27: katesScared
monkeyrama: Twitch Chat might kill Adam
circusofkirkus: rip
Naarius: D:
captain_wulf: lrrFINE
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
viridimayai: It's Rewind time
PharaohBender27 is experiencing fear
KevinTheShark: why did you jinx it by naming it twitch chat?
flammenarsch: GO JEFF
red_shoes_jeff: H U B R I S !
ghostvalv: :O
Phosphatide: why’d you insult twitch chat, adam seabatPjorg
monkeyrama: Oh my goodness
Koios7: succinHead
hinhanska: 5
djalternative: 5
monkeyrama: Nice!
hinhanska: @Phosphatide he apparently doesn't want anyone to service his pistol?
monkeyrama: Adam NotLikeThis
Mister_Hush: Adam's gonna diiiiieeee
Mister_Hush: Is this book winnable?
monkeyrama: If you luck and llose, does it kill you?
OddBurd: Why not a blue set of dice for the enemies so you roll both at same time?
flammenarsch: ITS WINABLE IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO CHAT
snowcookies: Adam has heal food no?
monkeyrama: Yesssssss
circusofkirkus: lrrSACK
Earthenone: time for some delicious food
HorusFive: Twitch-chat is a mighty foe!
Lord_ZYRK: 👀 💦
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
monkeyrama: Actually having to try in combat 👀
Phosphatide: maybe next time don’t insult twitch chat and it would’ve been an easier fight OpieOP
Perivale: Stuff face with all of the food
RvLeshrac: "You hear a noise, just beyond the troll... is another troll"
RealGamerCow: Otaku Jeff just houses a dozen donuts
Mysticman89: "you win, and then a swarm of lesser guards show up. Your adventure is over"
PharaohBender27: Now I'm worried about our next fight
Mister_Hush: I love how much Adam invests in his character in these books.
BrindleBoar: go straight to 40
flammenarsch: eat up, my boy
Lynks_9: "hold up nicodemus while i eat 5 whole turkeys"
RealGamerCow: 1 meal before your next section
HorusFive: Eat- step- eat- step- eat
lordinkdeath27: 1 a page
JonnyGlitch: screw that, eat them all
GoblinRanger: I guess eat a meal, go to next page and eat again
swaggytaco: 1 each page
randomino5: 1 per page seems fair
Saintnex: 1 meal per section?
ContingentCat: you'll get a tummy ache
CannedWolf: do it. it wouldnt let you use the gun
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BrindleBoar: just dragonborn it and eat them all midfight
TStodden: Cram a Yam as you scram
randomino5: Story time!
PharaohBender27: So many crossed-out numbers
bvorhies: Now eat one
Saintnex: eat again before reading?
RvLeshrac: No one told Adam there would be reading.
Lord_ZYRK: "You eat the troll's corpse. Your stamina goes to 12."
Drasvin: Just walking around the enemy base, chowing down
lordinkdeath27: eat again new page
Penthesilea180: I came in at the right moment.
flammenarsch: dont be lazy
KevinTheShark: you chose... poorly
red_shoes_jeff: Turn to donut 322.
Lord_ZYRK: RvLeshrac LUL
monkeyrama: Good thing you're not sick or anything OpieOP
hinhanska: eat i meal per page
PharaohBender27: Oh wow I saw that
Pfired: Storytime! Get out the carpet squares!
PharaohBender27: That was a page of solid text
NotCainNorAbel: check the last line for your adventure is over
orbitaltuna: COLONEL
Dezinkled: 39 gold now
Earthenone: 1 food per page, we want a long conversation right?
RvLeshrac: Oh my god, you do the Luke.
34Witches: $$$
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
r10pez10: aww, he's napping
BrindleBoar: "we're in the middle of a prison break, I don't have time for your life story lady"
Drasvin: Why would you tell them that?
PharaohBender27: Why did you blow your cover!?
Penthesilea180: How many of you also imagined those Sea dogs as actual dogs?
Pfired: "she has a kind face" Oy.
JonnyGlitch: shes lying
monkeyrama: Horace 👀
noSmokeFire: Horace Wolf
GoblinRanger: Moon wolf? She a wearwolf?
MilkInBag: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM
CantWearHats: what if all these pages end with "the other troll attacks you, your adventure is over"
Drasvin: Yeah...this is the basket dude's wife
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Lord_ZYRK: "Hey I know your husband! . . . knew your husband. Uhhh, I gotta go."
Phosphatide: horse wolf Kappa
flammenarsch: yaztromo will turn him into a frog, right?
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis Poor Horace
Mysticman89: I mean, is this really the best time for this
mtvcdm: Your husband... is indisposed.
monkeyrama: Don't mention that you left him for dead
RealGamerCow: drink!
34Witches: WHILST
CantWearHats: whilmst
Lord_ZYRK: We need a "whilst" counter
Banana_Swonk: do you saunter over as well?
thenb44: can we get a whilst count
coriolis_storm: lrrAWW lrrAWW educatMonster
Rhynerd: @monkeyrama didn't we give him a burial?
HorusFive: WHILST you look at the old man
MilkInBag: whilst’homsth
RealGamerCow: I may need to do a Port of Peril whilst supercut
monkeyrama: After we were forced to come back to him @Rhynerd LUL
mtvcdm: I need to update my Amazon Whilst.
CantWearHats: now he's railroading you
Banana_Swonk: the illusio of choice
MilkInBag: Is this book made by Telltale
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldr_TK
Lord_ZYRK: Hhhehehe
HorusFive: Heh
Naarius: Adam plz
Banana_Swonk: child adam
monkeyrama: Adam
silvalunae: mature
betsytheripper: heheh
RvLeshrac: katesLewd
Phosphatide: BabyRage
Drasvin: Yay! RPG party
HorusFive: To start a prison riot- turn to page 13
flammenarsch: release six men, but no woman
monkeyrama: What, a time freeze spell?
Lord_ZYRK: TIME STONE
monkeyrama: How tf did he get caught?
Lord_ZYRK: He didn't feel like it, Adam.
mtvcdm: shhhhhhhhh
34Witches: They snuck up on him?
Drasvin: They probably got the drop on him
monkeyrama: Time stone 👀
djalternative: He didn't have his coffee yet, Adam
Pfired: "Where's your rhythm, I thought you had the time stone" - J. Robert Oppenheimer
monkeyrama: MvC Infinite 👀
MilkInBag: Shut up Adam, don’t ruin the story
bvorhies: Cause he likes to drink
myrddinthewizard: So, this guy is Urza?
itomeshi: That needs to be a quote.
monkeyrama: Bringing logic into this book ShadyLulu
johnhelix: YAY I managed to get here to watch some of this live.
bvorhies: So it makes wizards not be able to do spells lol
lordinkdeath27: eat
CannedWolf: level 7 spell slot used,
Saintnex: where did we leave the boat?
AranMathai: If you don't bring back the boat, you don't get the horse back.
Lynks_9: no boat, no horse Kappa
HorusFive: To pick up the wizard and cheese it- turn to page 23
circusofkirkus: remember to eat!
Drasvin: Eat food?
HorusFive: EAT
monkeyrama: Adam chooses to eat!
mtvcdm: The horse knew what it was getting into.
GoblinRanger: need your boat back to get your horse out of hock
Diabore: one sec *cheese wheel*
HorusFive: Spend the precious seconds of time-freeze eating
noSmokeFire: you need the boat to get the horse :P
snowcookies: You need to give the row boat back
ThorSokar: Seem like chill bros
red_shoes_jeff: You need to get the boat to get the horse back!
Saintnex: WHAT
BrindleBoar: F
Pfired: F
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
gamercat88: ugh come on
34Witches: wow
monkeyrama: Come ooooooon, Book
Dog_of_Myth: Pirates will never steer you wrong
ThorSokar: COMMON
circusofkirkus: dafuq
Saintnex: lrrEFF this Book!!!
Perivale: This game sucks
Drasvin: Wha? This book is mean
HorusFive: BOOOOOOOO
bvorhies: You die
mtvcdm: What?!
ZhoPardus: YOU DIED
Nigouki: F6
monkeyrama: Boooo this book
Naarius: 360 no scoped
ThorSokar: The Illusion of CHOICE
spurius: lol
flammenarsch: how didnt you see that coming?
Lord_ZYRK: I'll get the matches CurseLit
CannedWolf: just... ugh
Super_Sophomoric: but I just ate
gamercat88: but time magic- rewind
lordinkdeath27: How would the other option be diffrent
TStodden: What a Pithiful ending...
Mysticman89: The pirates were supposed to be a distraction, and you went and di that
HorusFive: lrrDARK Bull lrrWOW Sh!t lrrEFF
ZhoPardus: The time magic was inside you all along!
philippekav: you spent to much time eating doogYum
KevinTheShark: lrrWOW
r10pez10: the replayability
monkeyrama: Having to actually restart every time would suck ass
noSmokeFire: yeah lordinkdeath27 is right. why the hell does it matter where you're going
voakir: Imagine if you actually started over and had to read that box text again
snowcookies: Ian Livingstone is like David Cage, you can choose parts of his story as you please but don't mess is up or else
HorusFive: Imagine rolling new stats every time you died
BrindleBoar: no one in the history of choose-your-own-adventure books ever started again at the beginning
jamesk902: This is why I preferred Steve Jackson's ones.
NightValien28: don't you know that using save states means you don't earn beating the game Kappa
GoblinRanger: having been wounded in the knees, they both immediately become guards
flammenarsch: ezpz
mtvcdm: At this point we're in Debug Mode. All the cheats on and not even apologizing for it.
RealGamerCow: The troll imperial guard got better
Nigouki: if you're unlucky, YOU DIE
Phosphatide: BlessRNG
snowcookies: eat
Robot_Bones: in response, I eat
Saintnex: remember to eat
bvorhies: Eat food
monkeyrama: Don't forget to eat :)
voakir: If you're unlucky there, Nicodemus took 11 levitates instead of shield
bvorhies: Don’t forget to eat!!!
PharaohBender27: EAT
HorusFive: Row- eat- row
monkeyrama: We're healing, slowly but surely
Phosphatide: ask nicodemus to feed you while rowing
HorusFive: It never said HE got shot.
Penthesilea180: Row row row your boat, dodging crossbow bolts
KevinTheShark: So how you gonna fit 3 people on that one horse?
Lord_ZYRK: CA-CAW
A_Dub888: !card storm crow
LRRbot: Storm Crow [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying
monkeyrama: Vermithrax
Banana_Swonk: merrily merrily merrily merrily eating krispie treats @Penthesilea180
monkeyrama: sounds like a medication
noSmokeFire: Vermithrax Pejorative: the worm from thrax who makes things worse
Saintnex: in response, i eat
ContingentCat: oh no
OddBurd: Whatever happened to the Ninja girl?
Banana_Swonk: she didnt choose to eat
Diabore: shes at the tower
monkeyrama: She's chilling with the wizard
gamercat88: defeat with a gun
OddBurd: ah
RealGamerCow: End of your turn, I eat
monkeyrama: Oh hey, we doooo
Lynks_9: sac a food token
Nigouki: please see what happens if you don't have it
Saintnex: EoT, stuff face with food
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viridimayai: eat
Earthenone: eay, then turn to 6
hinhanska: Low numbers now is good
Darleysam: the ring is counterfeit. Your journey ends here.
gamercat88: nom nom
monkeyrama: Man naming his jewelry
hinhanska: eat
Banana_Swonk: *Khaos Wifu
Banana_Swonk: *waifu
PharaohBender27: :D
monkeyrama: New boat!
Super_Sophomoric: was there a need for all those baskets he sold us?
DarkMorford: Mmm, feesh
PharaohBender27: Yeah, so where's our horse . . .?
monkeyrama: She let that go really quickly LUL
snowcookies: I mean, she isn't a trained fighter
KevinTheShark: You wouldn't fit 3 people on the horse anyway
Penthesilea180: Rebound?
Alephred: Hm. Adam's home stream has been showing as 'live' this entire time.
Drasvin: The baskets he sold came with the merchant pass
flammenarsch: cant stop wint stop
Diabore: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes Adam knows his homestream is on. It happens sometimes.
viridimayai: Santa!
monkeyrama: Let's boogie on down to the tower
Nigouki: not distracted by bulging sacks
Banana_Swonk: yes, we are mining it for channel points
BrindleBoar: SKELLINGTONS
Phosphatide: i didn’t know that was a command LUL
monkeyrama: spooky scary skeletons
Banana_Swonk: Nyeh he heh
viridimayai: Go around, ain't got time for that shit
A_Dub888: !findquote skeleton
LRRbot: Quote #5935: "That's a skeleton, that's illegal." —Cori [2019-03-19]
Lord_ZYRK: We have entered the bone zone WutFace
Earthenone: Dm i eat that
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circusofkirkus: have we eaten recently?
flammenarsch: charge 'em
monkeyrama: They've got spears, too
djalternative: one of these is an insta kill
gamercat88: but we have a gun
KevinTheShark: If you have a gun. Turn to 196 and yell Yippee Kaye Ay
lordinkdeath27: pluss you hurt his favorate horse
Banana_Swonk: gun v skellingotn
Diabore: id try going through first
monkeyrama: do we have a gun, though OpieOP
Lynks_9: gotta eat
DarkMorford: Piercing damage doesn't do much to skellies.
Banana_Swonk: it's rewind time
snowcookies: going around sounds safe
monkeyrama: Max health!
flammenarsch: note it down for later and ride around them?
SquareDotCube: guns aren't great aginst skeletons
Super_Sophomoric: they're like shambling maybe the horse just tramples them?
mtvcdm: Oh, cheat your bus off at this point.
SquareDotCube: bullets kinda just go through them
Diabore: the safe action is never safe
SquareDotCube: now, if we had a cannon...
mtvcdm: We're just trying to get to whatever passes for a happy ending by any means necessary.
Banana_Swonk: so, i think that if we go around we fall in a ditch and **thats** the insta death
RoastedGravy: Sup.
RoastedGravy: Has Adam fallen into a pit yet?
PMAvers: "I cast fireball."
monkeyrama: can we take on 1000 skeletons 👀
Diabore: @RoastedGravy not this book at least
OddBurd: Ninja waifu!
viridimayai: She's probably a fake
circusofkirkus: wait, is Hakasan Zanbar Bone the whole time?
Earthenone: our ninja waifu fell in a pit
flammenarsch: go inside
NightValien28: 100% death
mtvcdm: Bring back Vine!
Diabore: 115 sounds like what otaku jeff would do
ContingentCat: Rip Vine
mtvcdm: The decisions just seem coin-flippy no matter what the situation is.
monkeyrama: pretty much
hinhanska: the obviously bad decisions is likely the lesser of 2 evils
mtvcdm: Whatever we see in front of us, the correct decision is just as random as the next situation.
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN
monkeyrama: LUL
Banana_Swonk: Persona!
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: bobblehead
Earthenone: big head, and we have a gun
RoastedGravy: The legendary 6head
viridimayai: He's a funko pop
BrindleBoar: bobble demon
KevinTheShark: He's turned into a Chibi figure!
Banana_Swonk: seabatBRAIN
SquareDotCube: It's nothing but ego in there
Lord_ZYRK: "If you have the gun, you shoot his giant dome and he dies."
PMAvers: I assume the final battle is in the next book.
DarkMorford: I think I've seen this hentai
Banana_Swonk: oh, i think im behind twitch chat
PharaohBender27: SingsNote Who's that fellow with the biiiig head, biiig head . . . SingsNote
monkeyrama: Hakasan vs 1000 skeletons
Earthenone: shes a ninja im sure she will be fine
Phosphatide: MercyWing1 seabatBRAIN MercyWing2
Saintnex: I swear if the gun isnt used, I will be SO annoyed
viridimayai: Yeah, but they're about as smart as level 1 bots
Perivale: She's basically Captain America - it'll be fine
CannedWolf: food. need to eat
CantWearHats: wizards akimbo
mtvcdm: Oh, we finally get to fight him now?
RealGamerCow: 5 hour energy
Lord_ZYRK: THE JUICE IS LOOSE
DarkMorford: JOOS
tenthtechpriest: quick chug this monster energy
Banana_Swonk: JOOS DAY?!?!
AgentMagicMaster: JUICE DAY
PharaohBender27: @Saintnex Right! It's literally only come up that one time!
monkeyrama: 14 skill? Th god
SquareDotCube: You know how you defeat a bunch of skeletons? A big club + THE BLENDER
Phosphatide: seabatTROG
Earthenone: 14 skill anda gun
Super_Sophomoric: 13 skill and a gun
Perivale: well, could be worse, could've rolled a skill of like 7
Diabore: pendant!
CantWearHats: PogChamp
monkeyrama: Eyyyyy, the pendant
DarkMorford: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
FickleMuse: There is a whole literary rule about having to use a gun if you mention it. :P
Rourke9: pendant!
monkeyrama: Adam knew all along
CannedWolf: eat
bvorhies: O snap
bvorhies: He got the pendant
mtvcdm: The only reliable strat in this book is to be a packrat.
Lynks_9: gotta remember to check 183 in case it's just an insta death from a series of decisions 3 hours ago :P
JonnyGlitch: "the dragonfly comes to life and chokes you to death"
canadianlowlander: Aincent Tomb Mana
CantWearHats: *wearing* as well, not just carrying
Lord_ZYRK: "The pendant comes to life and burrows into your skull"
Diabore: it basically kills you, you lose 4 stamina
JonnyGlitch: juice!
CantWearHats: the JUICE
Lord_ZYRK: THE JUICE
hinhanska: If it lets you take control of the insects, destroy the vines if possible
monkeyrama: Ah, of course
monkeyrama: It's an insect repellant
seth_erickson: Saved by the Juice
JonnyGlitch: sure, why not
YawnLance: Makes perfect sense
SirMorek: of course, its so obvious
Saintnex: what the heck, this is so DUMB
EscherichiaCole: then how do you know?
myrddinthewizard: Dragonfly Pendant, now with DEET!!!
monkeyrama: That's so stupid LUL
Perivale: This is exactly what you would expect :/
CannedWolf: food
gamercat88: lewd
noSmokeFire: "volcano spell"
ghostvalv: :O
Earthenone: ive seen this anime
mtvcdm: Of course. Explode all the insects.
JonnyGlitch: I've seen this anime
Lord_ZYRK: u mad, Brone?
JonnyGlitch: @Earthenone dammit!
randomino5: sick
ThorSokar: YIKES
circusofkirkus: spooky scary skeletons
monkeyrama: Oh no, Paul was right
mtvcdm: Hey look, it's Triple H at Wrestlemania!
djalternative: oh. it's the goat babies from overlord!
JonnyGlitch: Shoggoth?
viridimayai: eat?
Phosphatide: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
Saintnex: why cant we just shoot it??
Diabore: uh oh, we dont have this maggufin
monkeyrama: Paul using his power for evil
JonnyGlitch: ten tickles?
monkeyrama: Plain of Pain Kreygasm
mtvcdm: The Plain of Pain!
34Witches: Plain? Not plane?
CannedWolf: thats a home recorded metal album
Mysticman89: I think we encountered this by accident at the top of another page
viridimayai: It's even the wrong "plain"
CannedWolf: eat
Saintnex: eat?
snowcookies: Plain of Pain sounds like a Fighting Fantasy book name
randomino5: Apparently we put points into Knowledge(Planes)
monkeyrama: This gun is decorative
Diabore: uh oh
CannedWolf: ah cool
PharaohBender27: The Plain of Pain, where you can always find the main rain!
JonnyGlitch: sure... we do....
monkeyrama: This is it
bvorhies: The old man
34Witches: wow
monkeyrama: For all the marbles
34Witches: we dead
GirlPainting: Braodcasting life from the Plain of Pain!
JonnyGlitch: put poop on your sword
Saintnex: WHAT
PMAvers: If you have a gun, turn to 399. "You cannot have a functional gun, that was a trap! Cheater! Your adventure ends. "
bvorhies: Might have had it
Lord_ZYRK: THe image of this giant monster rearing up and you're just snacking on some jerky would be great, though
viridimayai: That is ridiculous
Diabore: im sorry, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CLAUSE
Saintnex: so we basically cant win
monkeyrama: Woooow
34Witches: So, it's functionally at 16 skill
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swaggytaco: use the gun
viridimayai: It keeps going down, right?
Earthenone: DM i shoot that
myrddinthewizard: I believe in Otaku Jeff!
snowcookies: maybe one of the ppl we rode past
flammenarsch: pump in that luck
monkeyrama: We're actually at a disadvantage in a fight for once
TStodden: He has to beat by 2 each time to score damage
SnivianMoon: Can we just name our gun "Venom Sword"?
JonnyGlitch: that's a reduction of 4 per turn?
noSmokeFire: definitely one of the people we ran by
mtvcdm: If we lose, go back and magically have the sword.
bvorhies: I’m guessing it was the old man who had the bag
mtvcdm: We've gotta be close tothe end.
Jill_P: i bet it was the old guy with the bulging bag
Perivale: well this is bullshit
orbitaltuna: adam's fighting a shoggoth? PogChamp
monkeyrama: Adam rolling really well for the monster NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: Yessss
saweeks: shoes on the other foot
flammenarsch: nat 66
canadianlowlander: Just Elk it with oko
myrddinthewizard: nice nice nice
Phosphatide: seabatPjorg
monkeyrama: Nice!
Earthenone: its an odd number, failing luck wont change dps race
Lynks_9: even if you fail because of it's odd health you're still 1 step closer
corbinisms: Come on! We can't keep losing Otaku like this!
monkeyrama: Losing that 4 strength is really rough
itomeshi: @orbitaltuna No, it's a legally distinct 'shugguth'. See the 'Discount Deities' sketch from waaaaay back when.
monkeyrama: Noooooooo
snowcookies: lol
Diabore: so the venom sword would have taken away the reduce clause and a stamina point, so basically raises skill by 5
flammenarsch: never lucky
captain_wulf: happy birthday!
circusofkirkus: seabatHITBOX
Phosphatide: LUL
ghostvalv: :O
monkeyrama: Dang it
orbitaltuna: well look at least it's not a door
snowcookies: go lrrADAM
JonnyGlitch: this fight is seriously uncool
flammenarsch: dont worry, the demon prince will probably be a qte
orbitaltuna: even if you lose
saweeks: dps race
Phosphatide: BlessRNG BlessRNG BlessRNG
HorusFive: Walked out for a bit- did we use the gun yet?
Diabore: 2 hitpoints
corbinisms: Almost there
Earthenone: 2 is not 0
monkeyrama: YESSS
corbinisms: WOOO!
corbinisms: PUSH! THAT! LUCK!
JonnyGlitch: fingers crossed
Earthenone: Jam on the Luck
TemporallyAwry: It wouldn't be a heroic win if you didn't come in right at the line :D
Diabore: cmon adam
GirlPainting: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Phosphatide: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
HorusFive: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Penthesilea180: Finish him!
monkeyrama: You can do iiiiit
CantWearHats: if there's any justice
viridimayai: rip
monkeyrama: YES!!!
flammenarsch: This games EASY
Diabore: DID IT
gamercat88: yes
DolGrenn: If it were me I simply would have found the Venom Sword
34Witches: Better than 50-50
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
corbinisms: WE GOT THERE
HorusFive: JUSTICE!
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
seth_erickson: YESSSSS
Penthesilea180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lynks_9: take some time to eat? :P
Saintnex: EAT
gamercat88: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TemporallyAwry: lrrSACK PrideCheers lrrSACK lrrGOAT
lordinkdeath27: EAT
CannedWolf: eat
snowcookies: Adam wins!
Lord_ZYRK: Always lucky QuagChamp
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
JonnyGlitch: seabatPjorg lrrHORN seabatPjorg lrrHORN
betsytheripper: game of skill no luck involved
Banana_Swonk: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Diabore: can we eat now?
Dezinkled: eat
Drasvin: critical hit!
ZhoPardus: doryuuHype doryuuHype doryuuHype doryuuHype
gualdhar: easy game is easy!
bvorhies: Eat food
bvorhies: Now
corbinisms: lrrFINE
TStodden: lrrCOW lrrGOAT lrrSACK
Zanaide: lrrGOAT_SG
gualdhar: seabatSEAL
flammenarsch: scripted win
seth_erickson: One does not simply beat a God of combat
lordinkdeath27: 362 new page EAT
itsr67: *defeats quag* *smashes food into mouth*
Phosphatide: turn the page “you die”
Tantusar: Eat immediately!
amythist: what sort of Flex is that, kill a guys big monster then pull out a sadwich
the_bananarchist: 7 or under on 2d6 is better than 50/50, yeah?
34Witches: ew
Perivale: Love the imagery - Hey, Skeleton man, hang on a sec just need to stuff my face
bvorhies: Eat as is your right
Penthesilea180: eww
snowcookies: how does he know your name?
PharaohBender27: But is this a pyrrhic victory?
noSmokeFire: Otaku Jeff is constantly shouting his name
flammenarsch: oh no he cursed future runs
viridimayai: eat again?
Banana_Swonk: Whilst
CannedWolf: eat
DarkMorford: whilst
djalternative: @the_bananarchist ever so slightly better as 7 is the most likely number to roll
CantWearHats: meanwhile, Otaku Jeff eats a sandwich
orbitaltuna: it's like a skeletal mosh pit down here
monkeyrama: Special Ring
PharaohBender27 takes a drink
gamercat88: you shoot him with the gun
LaconicLad: do skeletons have smell?
monkeyrama: Habitual snacker
GirlPainting: lrrHAM lrrFINE
Penthesilea180: Get that protien
BrindleBoar: GUN
circusofkirkus: otaku jeff likes his halftime orange slices
gamercat88: YES!!!!
ZhoPardus: THE FINAL BATTLE, yo hol'up I need to eat this fried chicken
Earthenone: Gun!
lordinkdeath27: GUN
Saintnex: ehhh the gun!
Perivale: what happens if you don't
viridimayai: GUN
YawnLance: Pew pew
corbinisms: GUN
itomeshi: Gun!
lordinkdeath27: Also Eat
mtvcdm: Gun!
HorusFive: Gun Gun Gun Gun
itsr67: weak to GUN
flammenarsch: GUN
Tantusar: Do not use the gun! There is fire about!
monkeyrama: Well, we know what option we have to take LUL
seth_erickson: seabatPjorg GUN
orbitaltuna: this a magic rap battle? PogChamp
Nigouki: so page 138 seems like death
JonnyGlitch: shoot him! new tech!
voakir: Bullets! My only weakness!
mtvcdm: shhhh tantusar, this is funnier
circusofkirkus: supreme mental powers seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: he must be killed by something different every time
CaptainSpam: The big brain move.
Perivale: Use gun
Lord_ZYRK: Bang bang seabatPjorg
Dragoonspirits86: GUN!
viridimayai: GLOCK EM
corbinisms: ok but like, the arrow is the smart move
Perivale: use gun on skeleton man
Lynks_9: eat? :P
flammenarsch: *DOOM Theme starts playing*
Diabore: gunnit
RealGamerCow: blat blat
tenthtechpriest: GLOCK HIM
YawnLance: PEW PEW benginDab
mtvcdm: Gun!
HorusFive: got there
Despoiler98: GUN TIME
gamercat88: YEET THE PISTOL AT HIM
Rhynerd: gun!
snowcookies: the gun lol
r10pez10: gun
CaptainSpam: GLOCK
noSmokeFire: glitch gun!
chesul: you know what you must do!
orbitaltuna: do you have gun
SirElgar: pew pew
djalternative: glock 'em
eric_christian_berg: You gotta shoot him!
CannedWolf: have to check the gun...
Despoiler98: Stoppin POWER
PharaohBender27: SHOOT HIM! SHOOOOOOT HIIIIIIM
lordinkdeath27: No we will blow up
monkeyrama: well
Zanaide: Be the best outlaw rogue you can be!
Jill_P: shooty shooty times
itomeshi: Oh crud.
JonnyGlitch: shutup and shoot
Mysticman89: remember the horse thpo
KevinTheShark: YEEEEEESS!
flammenarsch: Shoooooot
CannedWolf: the powder was supposed to be
BrindleBoar: that's the powder
seth_erickson: BANG BANG SHASHASHA
Nigouki: gun is already loaded
Perivale: gotta do it anyway
noSmokeFire: gun! gun! gun!
CannedWolf: its loaded
GoblinRanger: the book lies a lot though
eric_christian_berg: It's already loaded!
monkeyrama: We have to at least look later if you don't do it now
flammenarsch: GUN
ZhoPardus: GUN
TStodden: It IS magical flame, though...
CantWearHats: do it you coward
itomeshi: The gun is pre-loaded!
lordinkdeath27: It is Loaded
amythist: gotta at least see
Super_Sophomoric: pull out the gun and explode?
ThorSokar: I really wanna know what the pistol does
Dragoonspirits86: but....gun
CannedWolf: but, its loaded
Diabore: but shooty
Perivale: Gun on skeleton dude
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put a rhythm game in Smash, you cowards!
djalternative: it should be already loaded
myrddinthewizard: ITs already loaded though.
noSmokeFire: go out like a hero!
Nigouki: the guy loaded the gun for you and gave you extra powder
flammenarsch: RUN N GUN
Naarius: Do all of them?
AgentMagicMaster: gun you coward!!
circusofkirkus: game gifted you a gun
7gorobei: the book has done nothing but lie to you
Saintnex: we gotta see
JonnyGlitch: it'll be worth it either way
monkeyrama: The gun is finally not useless!
PinkfloydYES: but but gun
lordinkdeath27: we have time stop
NotCainNorAbel: the gun is loaded, the second shot you can't do
ZhoPardus: rooty tooty gun & shooty
circusofkirkus: don't look a gift-gun in the mouth
orbitaltuna: the power of GUN
gamercat88: YEET
corbinisms: we are so dead
Tantusar: Save state!
mtvcdm: Oh we're gonna die but it's funny
itomeshi: He said he loaded it for you.
CannedWolf: we have to see though... use trhe gifted gun
PinkfloydYES: also we super are dead
orbitaltuna: so dead
Despoiler98: boom time
Earthenone: f5
bvorhies: You die if you use the gun
Banana_Swonk: doggy ear the page
seth_erickson: You gonna shoot a wooden arrow through a ring of flame or strike with a sword through a ring of flame I don't thinks
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Nigouki: 138 is definitely death because that's the same page as no special ring
monkeyrama: Hmmmmm
JonnyGlitch: if you die at least it will be spectacular
corbinisms: you WHAT
LokaCentauris: It’s already loaded
Diabore: uh oh
BrindleBoar: pop pop
Perivale: Boom
TStodden: 14 > 2d6
Saintnex: we cant roll higher then skill?
Phosphatide: adam too smart seabatBRAIN
YawnLance: We can't looose benginDab
lordinkdeath27: EAT
Perivale: can't miss
Despoiler98: Cant Lose!
monkeyrama: Literally can't roll above
ContingentCat: can't lose!
flammenarsch: surprise
Diabore: we did it!
Perivale: yasssss
gamercat88: YAS!
snowcookies: Yay!
BrindleBoar: gottem
mtvcdm: Instant win
the_bananarchist: clearly that's a 45, adam lrrBEEJ
Saintnex: lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: HEADSHOT
Lynks_9: so I'm guessing each of those options is just a roll with a lower threshhold?
Despoiler98: GOTTEM
flammenarsch: Shot his skull into pieces
CannedWolf: yes!!
djalternative: WOOOT!!!!
Dragoonspirits86: YEET
Zalthia: Horay!
CaptainSpam: Victrola!
Banana_Swonk: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
viridimayai: Victory theme!
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
corbinisms: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zalthia: we wiiin
RealGamerCow: ahp.
Dezinkled: Is the gun the only way to do it?
monkeyrama: Exactly as predicted!
patrick_stonecrusher: PorscheWIN PorscheWIN PorscheWIN
orbitaltuna: BOOM HEADSHOT
gamercat88: Gun wins everytime
eric_christian_berg: It's just like you dreamed!
seth_erickson: GG Zanbar Bone Git Gud Loser
Penthesilea180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MerrimanLyon: So. Gun was the answer.
DiscordianTokkan: Blatblat!
Nosser2: lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
Lynks_9: Ian wrote the book, we know this Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: You blew his fucking head off with a GUN from GOD
snowcookies: I think we established that multiple times
YawnLance: Pew fuckin pew benginDab benginTraitor
SnivianMoon: In the end, it turns out the answer was GUN
HorusFive: lrrADAM_TK lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
circusofkirkus: they just watched Indiana Jones for inspo
voakir: All hail the hero of the adventure, Gun!
itomeshi: Adam, we've established: Ian Livingstone.
JonnyGlitch: bones bones
BrindleBoar: bone bone bone
itsr67: skeleton is weak to GUN
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LathosTiran: bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone
monkeyrama: weak. to . Gun
Phosphatide: waiting for adam to get assassinated at the party since it’s not over OpieOP
JonnyGlitch: granted, most things are weak to gun
Darleysam: smash cut to a dead white skeleton
Despoiler98: turns out bones dont take well to bullet
mtvcdm: Once again, guns solve everything.
Perivale: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
PMAvers: "...WE HAVE A CHEATER TO DEAL WITH"
eric_christian_berg: Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?!
CaptainSpam: " lrrEFF yoooooooou, Oktaku Jefffffffffff..."
LathosTiran: eat food
7gorobei: can we see what happens with the other weapons?
monkeyrama: So uhhhhh
itsr67: looking cool joker
Perivale: numotBINGO numotBINGO numotBINGO
Lynks_9: Got it in one! Kappa
monkeyrama: Thanks for the gun, game LUL
orbitaltuna: don't forget to eat
viridimayai: 400, your journey ends here, you evaded taxes
Despoiler98: Cool Game!
Penthesilea180: Who wants nachos?
Dog_of_Myth: Cakes for all!!
itomeshi: I have cakes!
DolGrenn: I was told these cakes were a lie
JonnyGlitch: the miraculous gun that appirated in your inventory won the game
DarkMorford: SSSsss
orbitaltuna: creepers ccolorD
gamercat88: omg yes best announcement ever
viridimayai: LOL
Despoiler98: he has cakes!
seth_erickson: there it is
GirlPainting: *stands up*
lordinkdeath27: Well Paul Stand up
mtvcdm: Birthday cake!
Darleysam: if you do not possess the noop powder, your journey is over
Jill_P: CAKES
HorusFive: If you have sticklewax in your inventory- you are the true champion
Lord_ZYRK: cakes seabatTROG
monkeyrama: Man has cakes!
Diabore: CAKE!
Naarius: This is the worst version of the horse joke to date
Perivale: Cakes!
HorusFive: CAKE!
eric_christian_berg: My kinda guy.
GirlPainting: plural!
ContingentCat: Cakes!
orbitaltuna: i want cakes
Despoiler98: that man has CAKE
flammenarsch: Cheesecake
JonnyGlitch: that IS pretty importany
Perivale: best possible outcome
gamercat88: cakes for our birthday boy
viridimayai: Gib food!
GoblinRanger: So now it's portal
ThorSokar: Gotta keep yourself busy in your old age I guess
monkeyrama: What is this book LUL
seth_erickson: But is the cake a lie NotLikeThis
oyleslyck: there are some FF books that do not end on 400 - https://fightingfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/400
hinhanska: I eat yoru cakes
NotCainNorAbel: @Naarius lol
HorusFive: THISSSSS BOOOOOOOOK!
ContingentCat: this guy has great priorities
Banana_Swonk: Cakes for our bday boy
Perivale: book is so dumb
LathosTiran: ah, an alumni of unseen university
circusofkirkus: THIRD CAKE?!?!
JonnyGlitch: like... 3rd full sized cake?
ContingentCat: little cakes presumably
chesul: in reality they're probably small pastries, but I prefer them being wedding cakes.
circusofkirkus: I'm envisioning DQ ice cream cakes and sheet cakes
monkeyrama: Victory! \ seabatTROG /
GirlPainting: he has a BIG ASS stomack, or there are tiny cakes
JonnyGlitch: a cake is a cake, a mini cake is a mini cake
Banana_Swonk: Dilly bar cake! @circusofkirkus
Lynks_9: props to the delivery guy who arrived after you left, saw a forest of skeletons, a blackened tower, vines consuming it and thought "well, i got a job to do, these cakes are important"
JonnyGlitch: or like, a muffin
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_TK lrrAWESOME_TK lrrAWESOME_TK
HorusFive: lrrDILLY lrrADAM_TK
flammenarsch: the tower... of POWER
KevinTheShark: Otaku Jeff Rides Again!
Perivale: lrrAWESOME
Nigouki: yaaaaaaay
gamercat88: but cakes
Darleysam: go to port, get arrested, die in prison
Saintnex: HAHAHAHA
Perivale: you got cakes
HorusFive: Ottaku Jeff will return in James Turner Presents the Avengers
Diabore: YES
itomeshi: LOL
CannedWolf: LOL perfect
Zalthia: xD
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAHAAH
CaptainSpam: Nice!
jamesk902: A bad end for a bad book.
Nigouki: hahaha
viridimayai: HHAHAHAHAHAHA
flammenarsch: neat
JonnyGlitch: worst line to end on
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Perivale: can't be that bad
monkeyrama: ShadyLulu
Earthenone: 2020
BrindleBoar: OH MY GOD PAUL
Juliamon: PFFT
YawnLance: HAHAAHAHA
Lord_ZYRK: OMEGALUUUL
DiscordianTokkan: Yessssss
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Paul you're the best :D
GoblinRanger: perfect
saweeks: nice
snowcookies: lol Paul
noSmokeFire: omG Paul
HorusFive: PAUL
djalternative: HAHAHAHAHAHA
RealGamerCow: YES!
ZhoPardus: Hahaha
CaptainSpam: lrrPAUL
monkeyrama: Thaaaaaaat's amazing
7gorobei: can we see what happens with the other weapons?
Dog_of_Myth: NICE
seth_erickson: seabatBRAIN seabatPjorg seabatBRAIN seabatPjorg seabatBRAIN
Perivale: Paul is god
circusofkirkus: HAHAHAHAHAHA
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jill_P: perfect
e_bloc: A+
patrick_stonecrusher: thank you for being a friend, travel down the road, back again
SnivianMoon: That's pretty amazing.
InquisitorGaia: thankyou paul
gamercat88: well played Paul, GOTEM!
itomeshi: OK, now play Roundabout.
circusofkirkus: seabatPjorg
orbitaltuna: that graphic needs a sound effect
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
ZhoPardus: doryuuDormegaLOL
ThorSokar: A+
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Super_Sophomoric: YESSSS paul is a legend
Armstrong11139: "Next time baby!" --Otaku Jeff
bvorhies: Nice!!!
PatFromIT: lrrPAUL
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Thanks for a great stream of a horrible book. Otaku Jeff - The Return!!
coriolis_storm: PAUL IS A WIZARD!!!
GirlPainting: but but but...he was exiled from the graveyard!
SnackPak_: lrrAWESOME lrrSLOTH lrrAWESOME
Lord_ZYRK: As usual, Paul is credit to stream lrrPAUL
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Dezinkled: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Phosphatide: gottem LUL
flammenarsch: does otaku jeff wear a headband?
JonnyGlitch: you got Adam's serious laugh
lordinkdeath27: SAME OTAKU TIME SAME OTAKU CHANNEL
KevinTheShark: sergeJustRight
corbinisms: Ok now we have to have OTAKU JEFF rides again
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the HahaGoose @notcainnorabel
Eklinaar: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatPjorg
HorusFive: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
SnivianMoon: Once again, the day is saved... Thanks to GUN.
ghostvalv: :O
noSmokeFire: lrrPAUL_SG lrrPAUL_SG lrrPAUL_SG lrrPAUL_SG lrrPAUL_SG
gamercat88: PAGE 309
Earthenone: pride51 otaku jeff will return
Mysticman89: A gun you never actually got
Nigouki: Adam please check pages 119 and 138 for the fail states
coriolis_storm: lrrAWESOME lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrAWESOME
Perivale: That was amazing Adam and Paul - thanks guys :D
eric_christian_berg: It is always the right move.
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out guns are the answer?
HorusFive: Firearms solved ALL our problems
orbitaltuna: power of GUN compels you
ghostvalv: seabatPjorg
Zalthia: Where did we get the gun though?
Super_Sophomoric: with a glitched gun
monkeyrama: 309
Saintnex: wow this book was real bad
monkeyrama: Adam
randomino5: The GUN is GOOD
NotCainNorAbel: poge 309 and page 93 (guy on the road)
Dog_of_Myth: Praise be the power of GUN
tenthtechpriest: thanks zardoz
chesul: bang bang mother F 'ter!
Nigouki: final fight not having the ring is 138
gamercat88: you went to look at fireworks
PatFromIT: RIPCheer1000 In the land of magic, the man with the gun is king
ContingentCat: gun farries
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Nigouki: missing? with the gun is 119
monkeyrama: That was a mistaaake
TemporallyAwry: One of the pirates, surely.
snowcookies: it's an error
mtvcdm: Thanks for the HahaPresent @patfromit
Perivale: it spawned in your pocket
34Witches: I think the gun was in the tavern
ThorSokar: I wonder how you get the poison sword
Drasvin: Well, Zanbar Bone can only be killed by each method once. So apparently, he hadn't been killed by a gun yet
the_bananarchist: what if you tried to go through the skeletons?
BrowneePoints: apparently it's a typo
BrindleBoar: @LoadingReadyRun that page desperately calls for a sound effect
flammenarsch: maybe there is better GUN?
eric_christian_berg: It's a pirate town. Everyone is issued one on arrival.
CannedWolf: glitch in the matrix
Super_Sophomoric: unless you fail the stamina roll right?
noSmokeFire: you can get it in an inn, apparently
Lord_ZYRK: God just slipped it into your back pocket when you weren't looking
myrddinthewizard: Or the Tavern?
HorusFive: PJSalt300 Do you have enough SALT in your inventory?
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PharaohBender27: cheerwhal1230 Thanks for plowing through this, Adam
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itomeshi: Ooooh, 77 will be fun!
Lithobraker: It shows up after the loading screen
DarkMorford: Thanks for the HahaGingercat @pharaohbender27
BrindleBoar: 77 will be where the powder blows up
ghostvalv: Thanks for the HahaBaby @pharaohbender27
seth_erickson: a Demon Dagger :O
Super_Sophomoric: thats where you blow up
NotCainNorAbel: shoot agin will explode my guess
PharaohBender27: No problem, @DarkMorford @ghostvalv ! :)
amythist: that's probably where the black powder/fire comes in
noSmokeFire: Thanks for the HahaShrugLeft HahaReindeer HaHaShrugRight @pharaohbender27
monkeyrama: You die...
PharaohBender27: No problem, @noSmokeFire ! :)
snowcookies: you die
monkeyrama: Dude, if we could add the kabuki "Yoooooo" to the Otaku Jeff screen seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
NotCainNorAbel: can we check page 93 - the guy on the road back to the tower
GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
BrindleBoar: what if you shoot him with a bow?
ThorSokar: what's the deamon dagger do?
gamercat88: how American
BrindleBoar: that was an option
LathosTiran: one refrance says you get the pistol in 366
Nigouki: yeah, 138 is skeleton mosh pit death
Dragoonspirits86: YEET!
tenthtechpriest: thanks zardoz
snowcookies: the gun or the daggar
noSmokeFire: Zanbar Bone was weak to GUN
myrddinthewizard: Arrows?
Diabore: just gunnem
mtvcdm: Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
Dezinkled: what was the number at the start of the battle if Nic was not wearing the ring
DolGrenn: There was an arrow option
PharaohBender27: This story brought to you by the NRA
JonnyGlitch: I think this might be the worst book
monkeyrama: Huh
Saintnex: I think you could have also shot him with a bow, but where did the bow come frim either?
OddBurd: Gun > Everything else
Banana_Swonk: otaku jeff? more like dismas since he Ne'er Miss
ContingentCat: can we add that quote "the gun was the answer the whole time"
monkeyrama: So is that the tavern?
Perivale: so if you don't get the pistol you cannot win?
DarkMorford: "Dungles & Draggles"? LUL
Lithobraker: The only thing that can stop a demon skeleton with an army is a good guy with a gun?
seth_erickson: I'm interested in the Demon Dagger now
ThorSokar: What happens if you have the poison sword with the hydra encounter?
Robot_Bones: so can the bow kill him?
monkeyrama: That's wild
Sarah_Serinde: I can only imagine how hard books like this are to edit well, but also this book needed to be edited better
ContingentCat: yeah the hill guys who threw the bow after they missed all their arrows
Earthenone: demon dagger was in the first town
gamercat88: but next level tech skip and get gun anyways
NotCainNorAbel: venom sward was the guy on the road back to the tower
monkeyrama: This book had a loooot of extra nonsense
Earthenone: a giant was selling it
GoblinRanger: red herrings
Perivale: can you ever fight Zanbar with your sword?
Saintnex: yea, could the bow have killed him too, or is the gun the only way to win
seth_erickson: the Gronk
Perivale: Does he have a skill?
HorusFive: Good times. Good book
JonnyGlitch: "lucky for you, it's a painless death"
Earthenone: there was an option to sword, gun or bow
voakir: Bow was 70
Sarah_Serinde: Chat's wondering whether the bow would have worked, it was an option
electric_claire: Adam, have you thought about doing the Sorcery! games?
deltadisease: hello im here
monkeyrama: Not effective
PMAvers: You nock a bow
TheMandrew: you nock an arrow
ContingentCat: I can just see the author writing this old and bitter being like "Ha! guess what kids life's unfair"
ThorSokar: the bow is drawn not loaded
ElFuzzy: you nock an arrow
monkeyrama: Gun was the only way to win?
SirMorek: You draw or ready a bow
Perivale: lols
Lord_ZYRK: You load the string
gamercat88: cock that sucker back and loaded ready to go
Genderi: You load a crossbow?
7gorobei: you nock an arrow
Banana_Swonk: whats on 45
ZhoPardus: You nock an arrow, you don't load a bow
Perivale: nope bow doesn't work
JonnyGlitch: nock and draw
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Dezinkled: The string is loaded with tension
BrindleBoar: wow
Dragoonspirits86: yup. only answer was gun
mtvcdm: Yep. Gun was the only correct answer.
Saintnex: wow, so the gun really is the only way to win...
BrindleBoar: so, gun or Demon Dagger
eric_christian_berg: Nice, no roll.
Sarah_Serinde: Doesn't even let you roll luck
Earthenone: so you need the dagger or the gun
djalternative: so the gun was the answer
monkeyrama: Holy shit, gun really was the only other answer?
34Witches: The cyclops at the beginning sold the dagger, I think
Robot_Bones: wow so you don't even roll for it
flammenarsch: demon dagger was at the cyclops shop at the beginning
LathosTiran: oh wow, the landing page for this site suggests Netscape 4.x http://arek.bdmonkeys.net/FF/
ContingentCat: yikes
Earthenone: or a gun :P
Rourke9: does sword work?
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Perivale: wow, so you can only get the gun right at the beginning and if you don't you lose
CaptainSpam: "As you unsheathe your dagger, the author informed you that there's no demon dagger in this game, and you must be cheating. Seriously, wtf, Jeff."
BrindleBoar: I mean, the gun roll was unfailable for you
TStodden: Sword = trampled to death
snowcookies: lol
JonnyGlitch: ok this book was particularly bad
HorusFive: Whole book comes down to one roll- yeah, that scans for what we've seen
Earthenone: yeah the giant who made one sword a month was selling daggers
Nigouki: *rolls dice* Well, Otaku Jeff will NOT return after all
Genderi: Oh yeah! I remember that dagger!
tenthtechpriest: demon dagger was what the cyclops was selling
monkeyrama: This book was not great
Diabore: so you can have no possible way of killing him by 20 pages into the book? thats fucking garbage
PharaohBender27: lrrADAM sounds salty - and very justifiably so!
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Ingavar_Khaos: what would've happened if you're u saved that woman tied down?
gamercat88: but it ended with victory and CAKES!
Earthenone: i assume the fireworks would have killed otaku jeff
ContingentCat: yeah the old books were better
JonnyGlitch: and some of the rolls were a big ask
TStodden: what's 222?
Diabore: oh
SirMorek: they weren't as funny as "you fall down a pit and die, you greedy adventurer!!"
BrindleBoar: I mean, it's not the Port of Safe Bets.
Simonark: 222 was death
CannedWolf: and too many logical fallacies. dont let the horse out of your sight... then die
Lynks_9: kind of odd there's so many because i thought steve was way more insta killy and bullshit than ian back in the day
lordinkdeath27: well they tell you to which kinda makes it worse
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Someone said earlier that the author is known for writing adventures with only one correct path
monkeyrama: The horse thing makes me mad
GirlPainting: i guess the quaggan fight was the REAL endboss....and the last thing is just an minor inconviniounce
Saintnex: There are way too many insta-deaths and needing 1 of 2 items in the whole book to win is DUMB as heck
monkeyrama: We followed their instructions....
JonnyGlitch: "port of BS instadeaths"
Lord_ZYRK: "Boning Again"
DolGrenn: Bone Rising?
HorusFive: Into the sea with that book.
Fealos: thank you Adam
circusofkirkus: Happy Birthday Adam!
NotCainNorAbel: untrustworthy narrator can make books very difficult to enjoy.
SirMorek: Bonelord's BS
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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seth_erickson: Had some good characters at least
noSmokeFire: The Bone Lord Cometh
r10pez10: great stream guys
HorusFive: Happy Birthday to Adam!
JonnyGlitch: Thank you Adam and Paul, thank you chat!
PharaohBender27: Also, get some rest and whatnot, Adam!
ContingentCat: Wyrmwood gaming, bones and skins! *slaps table*
monkeyrama: Self care!
Lithobraker: "The Rise of the Bone"!
djalternative: Happy Borfday Adam!
Darleysam: Thanks for the stream, hope you feel better quickly! lrrHEART lrrHEART
seth_erickson: THanks for the stream Feel better soon
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream Adam and Paul!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Banana_Swonk: Happy bday adam!
HorusFive: lrrPAUL_SG lrrSACK lrrADAM_TK PJSalt
SirMorek: lrrHEART
DarkMorford: Offer not valid in Port Blacksand.
NotCainNorAbel: me?
saweeks: well done Dredge #5
mtvcdm: !youtube
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ghostvalv: feel better
r10pez10: get well soon adam
bvorhies: When is the next one Adam this is great
ZhoPardus: You reading books is probably one of my favorite LRR segments
monkeyrama: Hope you're feeling alright after all this reading aloud, Adam SeriousSloth
Lord_ZYRK: Thanks for the great storytime, even if the book honked. You guys kept it fun, anyway! lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: @Banana_Swonk Wait, is it his birthday?\
InquisitorGaia: are you gonna make some rice-a-roni?
mtvcdm: !discord
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snowmonkey99: Oh Grailquest would be so great
Sarah_Serinde: I'm super enjoying Adam and Paul doing this type of thing
Naarius: Ironsworn???
mtvcdm: !team
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Banana_Swonk: @PharaohBender27 james said ti was his bday on twitter so i guess it is
RvLeshrac: Lone Wolf novels are a series of 20, where you keep your stats through the whole thing
rootsdub2: d100 dungeon
r10pez10: Goosebumps CYOA lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: Wizards, Warriors, and you
electric_claire: sorcery also has a video game version
GirlPainting: the dark wye have some 1 person games i belive
mtvcdm: !store
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GirlPainting: eye
CannedWolf: lone wolf are good
DarkMorford: Yeah, these low-key streams are a lot of fun. Thanks, Adam and Paul!
ThorSokar: I know of a couple that are card based, if you're in to that
philippekav: do the ninja one
Simonark: Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective
CantWearHats: Ironsworn
Naarius: Ironsworn!
Lynks_9: Ironsworn
Robot_Bones: What was that book escape from Hark?
Phosphatide: @r10pez10 i was gonna suggest that seabatTROG
BrowneePoints: Ironsworn
monkeyrama: Oh neat!
snowcookies: I believe some of the Paranoia books come with a choose your own adventure plot
mtvcdm: !roadquest
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BibitteNoire: I have the entire lone wolf collection from my childhood
electric_claire: the sorcery video game is one of my favorite games of all time
Perivale: !next
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Darleysam: there was a sci-fi one called Dorsai's Command, but I don't know how good it is
gamercat88: can confirm Ironsworn is great
tapdancingbeavers: thanks for stream
Phosphatide: play kingdom death solo Kappa
gryfeathr: There's a whole category of solo rpgs in itch.io too
mtvcdm: !ytmember
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ContingentCat: wait has Adam always said Iron like that I thought Beej was the only one
PharaohBender27: cheerwhal900 Happy birthday, assuming lrrJAMES 's info is correct! Also, best wishes for a swift recovery!
monkeyrama: Oh my, the YouTube viewers
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PinkfloydYES: how many episodes are left of road quest or was 11 the last one
gamercat88: smash that like button
snowmonkey99: No one else knows grailquest :-( I think Adam would get on well with EJ
HorusFive: Have a great night. Rest that voice.
GirlPainting: @ LoadingReadyRun how about playing some single player board games?
TemporallyAwry: Ring the bell, floop the pig, etc.
Robot_Bones: Drink some Goo
ghostvalv: that was a free download right? or was that a limited time?
noSmokeFire: o/
Sarah_Serinde: !rq&a
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Perivale: So good - thanks for this :)
CaptainSpam: And Mr. Data? ENGAGE.
hinhanska: "Do the things with the stuff"
HorusFive: Night TwitchChat- you orges
Banana_Swonk: this video was very engaging
monkeyrama: PogChamp100 PogChamp100 PogChamp100 PogChamp100 PogChamp100 Thanks for another fun stream, you two!
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PharaohBender27: Have Paul read the subs
TStodden: Next week is the Season (?) Finale of Road Quest
PharaohBender27: Adam deserves some rest
LathosTiran: DBsouth? Kappa
hinhanska: always remember to service your pistol
Robot_Bones: Grahameron
Sarah_Serinde: I think Heather said she was going to South
monkeyrama: Nice, good groups
BrowneePoints: Also
BrowneePoints: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!
jdkirkham03: Paul alternative with you
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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monkeyrama: Happy Birthday, get well soon seabatTROG /
LathosTiran: oOo, +9 Mil views, that much closer to 10
snowcookies: Yay Minecraft
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AdamYMHMI: Happy Birthday!
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ContingentCat: ooo Vanilla
TemporallyAwry: Wait - it's not modded? Serge lied to me D:
DiscordianTokkan: Oh! Not Sergecraft 2 this week?
mercano82: You sure about Vanilla? Serge said they were doing SergeCraft
Juliamon: (The schedule MAY be wrong for Mine O'Clock)
silverfur64: I thought they had just started Sergecraft2
Perivale: Get well soon Adam!
TStodden: New Year's Eve-il
Juliamon: (#blamejames)
Lord_ZYRK: Hope to see you there, Adam
PharaohBender27: Seriously, Adam, have Paul read the subs - you've been doing so much talking and are under the weather
Jill_P: Adam please rest and recover
monkeyrama: James NotLikeThis
TemporallyAwry: Tune in - it's an "adventure"
Sarah_Serinde: They started Sergecraft last time, I believe they'll be continuing with it
djalternative: It always says Vanilla for Mine O Clock
NotCainNorAbel: James - wrong? That's unpossible.
CaptainSpam: Mystic Whale! Oh... wait, that's Vale.
randomino5: Mystic Vale is pretty OK
monkeyrama: Oh
Robot_Bones: Not related to best final fantasy, Mystic Quest
silverfur64: Well, I am sure there will be Minecraft on Mine O' Clock
monkeyrama: It's ok, Adam
ContingentCat: it's how we know you're human Adam lrrHEART
HorusFive: Report on everyone's end of year reports
Lord_ZYRK: You can do your best games of 2006 list seabatPjorg
captain_wulf: theros ppr is gonna be dope!
Pal_Friendpatine: Anyone else remember Ian saying he would be doing a Play it Forward after AFK?
Robot_Bones: Just cube and Brawlidays
PharaohBender27: Well, apparently Fallout76 has lrrEFF ed up again
Nigouki: Chekkupointo Purasu: Anime News
Robot_Bones: will adam be on this minecraft stream?
djalternative: OriginalGarwolf
seth_erickson: OriginalGarwulf
Juliamon: !betrayalmc
Juliamon: !betrayalmap
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ContingentCat: Betrayal legacy was so good
HorusFive: Showed off some of them- it was sick
Juliamon: There's a command for the world, I don't remember it right now
Juliamon: We'll worry about it later.
Tantusar: oh hey the yellowjacket tournament finals'll be soon too, right?
monkeyrama: Gamehaus in the Evening
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: !betrayalmapmc
Sarah_Serinde: (I looked it up)
lordinkdeath27: Persona 5 2 the personaing
Earthenone: who won?
Sarah_Serinde: Though it looks like that's an old link
monkeyrama: Accurate enough LUL
ThorSokar: good_enough.gif
snowcookies: Knowing Persona 5, it won't be out for another 5 years
monkeyrama: Gamer bar filling up quickly PogChamp
Banana_Swonk: *Ganer
Juliamon: We'll get it updated for the stream, anyway
PinkfloydYES: I like how Adam says my name I'll have to go sub in his stream now
ContingentCat: neat the little Adam emote has a party hat for his birthay
Banana_Swonk: @PinkfloydYES it's still open rn haha
Lord_ZYRK: ContingentCat I didn't even notice LUL
monkeyrama: Oh, that might not be all of the resubs? Mine wasn't there
lordinkdeath27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to GuN_! They have given 428 Gift Subs in the channel!
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lordinkdeath27's Gift shared rewards to 5 others in Chat!
PinkfloydYES: lol I know but that doesn't get him to say my name
djalternative: look at that little hat on adam
ursusunusual: Ursus Unusual
hinhanska: ursus unusual
monkeyrama: It's ok if that wasn't all the subs, we'll let the man get outta here
monkeyrama: Happy Birthday!
Nigouki: happy birthday!
YawnLance: Happy Birthday Adam! lrrHEART
DarkMorford: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CaptainSpam: lrrADAM Happy birthday, Adam! lrrADAM
Banana_Swonk: :)
lordinkdeath27: Happy Birthday Hart
HorusFive: Happy old-man Savidan
x0den: happy birthday!
JeracotIII: leyLove leyGimmie leyLove leyGimmie leyLove
ursusunusual: Thanks for spending your birthday with us
DiscordianTokkan: Happy birthday!
lordinkdeath27: Adam
secretbranch: BRTH!!!
hinhanska: We salute your pistol
Banana_Swonk: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
ThorSokar: Happy birthday ya geezer
Fealos: Happy B-day
Genderi: If you're a millenial, you can never be old
PinkfloydYES: happy birthday
x0den: doodCake
Perivale: Happy Birthday Adam!
Rhynerd: hoppip buffday!
HorusFive: lrrHEART lrrHEART_RD lrrHEART lrrHEART_RD lrrHEART
ContingentCat: Good job surviving another year Adam!
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
CannedWolf: happy birthday
Nicarrow: lrrHORN lrrHORN HahaBall HahaBall lrrADAM lrrHEART lrrHEART
Super_Sophomoric: Happy Bday Adam *feelsbirthdayman
Sarah_Serinde: Happy birthday Adam!
djalternative: Huppy Borfday Adam
Lord_ZYRK: Have a good night, guys. Hope you feel better and enjoy the rest of your spawnday, Adam seabatPjorg /
DarkMorford: G'night everybody!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/2019schedule for a Google Calendar version.
PharaohBender27: Happy birthday! Sorry you're under the weather on it
monkeyrama: Have a nice night, Adam/Paul/Chat
HorusFive: Happy New Year to all
djalternative: Twilight Imperium?
ContingentCat: Any idea what's next for long game?
Banana_Swonk: nini monkeys in a barrel
Lord_ZYRK: Another year older, another year wiser, and another year pjorger seabatPjorg
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
djalternative: o/
CannedWolf: thanks guys. was fun
monkeyrama: Byeee
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
PinkfloydYES: byee
Banana_Swonk: byeeee
ThorSokar: enjoy the rest of your evening
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
DarkMorford: And now for Road Quest
HorusFive: Thanks Paul, Thanks Adam, Thanks TwitchChat
BibitteNoire: Byeee
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