Stoffern: !next
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Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
Earthenone: !findquote kick
LRRbot: Quote #514: "The Austrians are getting their *** kicked! The Austrians are going to get MY *** kicked!" —Cameron [2015-07-21]
Foxmar320: Hello
AranMathai: Hallo?
Creideiki_SE: ?olleH
Anaerin: Ahoy-hoy!
Wrexadecimal: enigmaHey
TXC2: hello everybody
Foxmar320: Hello TXC2
notarealartist: howdy
Metric_Furlong: new year, new points
AmoriLinguae: same checks though
AranMathai: I have too many points. I feel like a hoarder. -_-
Creideiki_SE: That sounds like something that needs to be checked thoroughly.
Foxmar320: Knowing the game industry some points may be refurbished
Izhuark: I keep dying just before the checkpoints :c
Creideiki_SE: Re-released "Point of the year" edition?
Earthenone: top 10 points of the decade
Metric_Furlong: (Krog not believe number 6)
Foxmar320: NEW Checkpoint + Plus Advanced!
garciaj8878: when areb they live
Anaerin: Soon™
Creideiki_SE: !next
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Laurence72: !next
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Izhuark: Checkpoint (not really) definitive edition
Foxmar320: Sub train leaving the station? Let me get my bags
Earthenone: i mean its a new year might shake up the format, go live on time, not run into lrrmtg's time anything is posible
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Earthenone: might just be a new font though
RassilonDND: !next
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Anaerin: New font, who dis?
Earthenone: beej might make the credits in 2020
Foxmar320: Thing is I resubbed last week already but Twitch let me sub again?
Metric_Furlong: it not perfect system
Anaerin: It's a whole new year?
TXC2: #That'sTwitch
RassilonDND: new year new sub @foxmar320 ?
Foxmar320: Maybe
Izhuark: A whole new year ? I might not be able to take that...
Foxmar320: Its the same number lol
TXC2: a whole new Decade even
Anaerin: lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: Ugh...
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Laurence72: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: lrrSIGNAL xivCactuar lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: Signal !
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrCOMERCIAL lrrSIGNAL
RassilonDND: yet some things don't change...checkpoint takes its time *smacked by signal*
OmnipotentTrevor: And when I get back to Adam, he will probably still be gambling
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CaptainSpam: Goin' lrrSIGNAL
Dared00: oh hey, I'm not late! Hi chat
TXC2: hello Dared00 welcome
TXC2: OmnipotentTrevor not unless he rolls a one 12 times Kappa
Izhuark: @OmnipotentTrevor You're not a true dragonquest player if you didn't put half of your playtime in casino.
Pteraspidomorphi: OmnipotentTrevor: My thourhgts exactly
snowcookies: Hello fellow meat husks
Pteraspidomorphi: Er, that, but spelled correctly
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Whattup
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Laurence72: I wonder how much back story we'll get (or even is) from Graham about the new font with sub trains
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TheSpindash: It's a ChalkPunt!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for CheckPoint+! Gaming News and Commentary in the New Year! ||
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RassilonDND: checkpoint in review: we go back a decade and the lrr crew think they are still on the escapist
lare291: チェクポインツ!
lirazel64: New year, new point to check!
TheSpindash: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @kharadbanar
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TXC2: RassilonDND you mean they do an ENN episode?
LordManiMani: dundundun
floki4242: lrrSLOTH
LordManiMani: fritos
snowcookies: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #5256: "AH! So much majesty! Why?!" —Graham [2018-08-13]
ninja_theory_ashrams: Haha2020
Izhuark: Beej point !
Foxmar320: Beej killed Graham
lare291: Oops! All Beej
Orgmastron: BeejPoint!
Naarius: D:
Laurence72: lol
Wrexadecimal: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: Happy new beers! Also, happy new year too, I guess. lrrBEEJ_SA
RockPusher: Naught but Beej lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: welp
Wangor: Don't worry Beek, we can see you.
Anaerin: Happy new Beej.
Koios7: Beej is sick of not being credited and has taken over entirely
wafflesoup: lrrBEEJ
Jeezy56: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEEJ lrrCREEPR
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrBEEJ
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Izhuark: Happy new beej !
mtvcdm: That's right. Adam Savidan is dead There is only Beej now.
TehAmelie: so. . .this Paul clone is a Beej?
Izhuark: We exist !
Metric_Furlong: the new meta is: mono-beej
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Emergent_OS: Thank you for years of laughter and tears... of laughter!
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Molladia: @lunarjade has made the best Beejwater
ElFuzzy: o/
SAJewers: pinkkiHatHi
DevInsanity: I'll have you know that I'm not here
ninja_theory_ashrams: present
Wrexadecimal raises hand
RunningMonkeys: o/
LordManiMani: seabatTROG
TheSpindash: Beej, and his cohost, the arrow with a rotating star.
Gizmoloid: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
Psychic_Ketchup: I... can't?
RockPusher: Present, but not corporeal
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Questhere: Welcome to Beej point, for all your Beej needs.
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Naarius: I'm in danger
NonjaBiru: katesWave
wench_tacular: i think I'm here
LordManiMani: seabatTROG /
thech0sen0ne25: Hey Beej
Riandisa: Good afternoon Paul and Beej
lirazel64: Awww, Beej...
SalmirAeon: evening peeps
TXC2: all Beej himself
41x37: hi beej
HbombAndFriends: Graham looks kinda invisible today.
Wangor: I do hope we get a story on the FFVII leak
RassilonDND: hi, checking in from the forgotten realms
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vanguard1112: katesWave
Flyingdelorion: Me are here too
garciaj8878: Thanks for the Haha2020 @thebob58
TXC2: the LRR bros Tangent.....wait
dudecon: We're glad you're hear too, all by yourself with no help. And also without any associateion, Paul
flatluigi: is GDQ on the list
ThorSokar: It's a BEEJ!
Rockingbomb: this week in news we guess the next week in news
Foxmar320: I can only think of one story this week thats Checkpoint worthy
RockPusher: Video Games… are being played… somewhere… presumably?
Scar_Red_Tiger: oh cool chillpoint with no news
TheSpindash: Checkpoint's Top 5 News of 2020
Anaerin: Today: Nothing. Just nothing. This is Checkpoint.
Psychic_Ketchup: Slow News Day!
DiscordianTokkan: There're Shiny Magikarp raids in Pokemon Sword/Shield, with hella dang Nuggs as rewards too! That's news!
QuietJay: Teaser: there's no news!
Molladia: Paul is in the credits, has he ever actually been on screen during checkpoint?
DiscordianTokkan: *dank
HbombAndFriends: cheerwhal100
NullColaShip: Beej "Two Mugs" Dery
LordManiMani: you could do a story on how Star Citizen is still not out. the BBC recently wondered if the game was too ambitious
snowcookies: enn
TheSpindash: Drag Matt back to the island to do another financial segment.
Carlioo: finally time for my favorite news program
Laurence72: @Molladia Usually during chill points
accountmadeforants: I don't remember that one!
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Molladia: Chillpoint doesn't count
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No_Superman10: I'm very sick and need something fun to watch while I wind down.
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RockPusher: In the BB - Before Beej
TXC2: LRR: it's older then time
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ThorSokar: Also for those that want to know the historical day of no news is: 18 April 1930
Rockingbomb: wait since it's a light news week is this a surprise beej book report?
Emergent_OS: Have anybody heard about a stairs-caused Companion Death during Conversations bug in Outer Worlds?
incslayer: Thanks for the Haha2020 @secateur
TXC2: ThorSokar ah my birthday
Metric_Furlong: Emergent_OS oh yeah, that was funny
accountmadeforants: Emergent_OS I did, it was a great series of tweets.
dudecon: Thanks for the HahaSweat @secateur EVERYTHING IS FINE
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NekoDaimyo: I like pressing buttons!
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TheSpindash: Goal for 2020: Graham and Kathleen deepfakes for future absences.
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AgentMagicMaster: oh no....
Carlioo: good idea beej!
Izhuark: People still do this ?
Foxmar320: oh good
TXC2: TheSpindash please no
Izhuark: my god
SalmirAeon: Days since PoGo news counter is back to 0
Astra7525: man, the Army is stepping up their recruitment game HARD
Orgmastron: But I gotta catch 'em all!
Izhuark: Praise the Beej !
DiscordianTokkan: Don't do a crime! Don't wander onto a Canadian Military Base for Pokemon Go!
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrGRAHAM lrrCREEPR
Friedent: Paul the Harold
kozguy: Did Beej kill everyone else again?
HbombAndFriends: I thought I was Harold
thech0sen0ne25: all hail the beej
Foxmar320: Yep knew this one would be on the show :P
Carlioo: hah!
mtvcdm: I don't know how this even happens.
Orgmastron: WOW BEEJ
Wrexadecimal: someone regexed out the "20", didn't they? :P
AranMathai: I assume this means we won't be getting any seasonal rumbles, then.
chaostreader: Beej became the Dogeman?
Flyingdelorion: Haha2020
TheMerricat: I'm betting they used ISO calendar years instead of gegorian
TStodden: This will put a cramp in the 2020 Springslam
Carlioo: damn beej
Psychic_Ketchup: Wow!
ThorSokar: hah!
Master_Gunner: daaaaaamn
TXC2: AranMathai we weren't going to use 2K20 anyhow
kiddykong525: time for my first live check point and first stream after being gifted a sub. also beej is best boy lrrBEEEJ
Orgmastron: THE SHADE
patbaer: where's the lie?
Laurence72: lrrWOW lrrWOW
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginBurn
Izhuark: Ah, yes THAT meme ^^'
CleeKru: huh.. Beej head is cut off.........
Foxmar320: lol
lirazel64: lrrBEEEJ , our new overlord.
Foxmar320: foxmarSW
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun do we care that beej's hair is escaping the shot?
DiscordianTokkan: The Borden Military Museum had a massive influx of customers, at least
KharadBanar: FailFish
TXC2: we can edit it back in in post
TXC2: Heather can do ANYTHING
offbeatwitch: not sure about head reattachment
Emergent_OS: Anybody can visit those stops... if they enlist.
snowcookies: go Brett
Lithobraker: FOIA warriors are the true heros
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
HbombAndFriends: All hail the all-powerful Heather! lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
Foxmar320: lol
malsareus: Submerge the Beej!
DiscordianTokkan: Can't hear Paul, but it's Chair advice?
LordManiMani: I'm jealous of a news story about a government that doesn't make me feel dread
Metric_Furlong: !pave
Wrexadecimal: so over do overrrr
Wrexadecimal: *do over
ThorSokar: Magic wipe and other filter noises
garciaj8878: wtf
Carlioo: TWO cups beej?!
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLewd
TXC2: remember: the house limit is 3 do overs
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
Foxmar320: Dear God no
Laurence72: WHY???
lare291: What
Psychic_Ketchup: Thanks for that Beej
RockPusher: Off brand mug WutFace
mordorisbad: lewd
TheSpindash: Beej is new Yoshi
malsareus: well that's a gif now Beej
ryuhimora: TOS
Robot_Bones: Thanks Beej
Wrexadecimal: That sounded like... wet ham slapping together
AmoriLinguae: two mugs is practically lewd
wench_tacular: hot tongue action
Rockingbomb: arthur two tall jackson
ElFuzzy: Oh hay, the stinger Kappa
Critterbot: Thanks, I hate it.
DiscordianTokkan: Clipping that
caetzer: LUL
floki4242: quick highlight reel
Orgmastron: Brendan "Beej" "Too Tall Jones" Dery
vanguard1112: LUL
pyronils80: He makes meet noices!
LoadingReadyRun: pls don't do that ever again Beej lrrGRAHAM
Rhynerd: RIP Headphone Pauls MiniK
chaostreader: He was flapping his meat.
incslayer: do it again beej :P
Foxmar320: lol Hello G
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
offbeatwitch: beej's tongue thing was too powerful and twitch decided to stop sending me frames
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun you know that's just gonna encourage him
RockPusher: and lo, the Beej was experienced
TheSpindash: We need a tongue emote modifier now.
Laurence72: Graham! Did you choose the new sub train font?
TehAmelie: the list of sounds Beej is now allowed to make anymore is like Mr Welchs's RPG thing, but not recommended listening
AmoriLinguae: Beej is always An Experience RockPusher
TehAmelie: *not
CleeKru: shouldn't it be: we all had a good laugh last year?
TXC2: speaking of WWE, boy am I on tenterhooks waiting for SWS
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LoadingReadyRun: Ruskin didn't make the Ingress connection though, that was us. Mostly Heather, actually.
blip2004: you're making it sound like getting onto a base is hard. In Wainwright you can just walk/drive into the public area without even stopping at the gate anymore
indy91: journalism!
Foxmar320: I forgot about that movie
UnknownGerm: Y I K E S
Elspeth_Tirel: Please just kill the Uncharted movie
Orgmastron: WOOOOW
Izhuark: 6 directors ? XD
Rhynerd: 6th?
Elspeth_Tirel: It's my favorite series ever I don't want Hollywood to ruin it
TXC2: they've been making this for 12 years
Nigouki: it's almost as if stories designed for interactive media aren't really workable for non-interactive media
InkyGhoast: inb4 uwe boll becomes the next director
Foxmar320: woooooow
Elspeth_Tirel: He's TOO YOUNG
underhill33: wat
caetzer: LUL
NimrodXIV: wat no
Anaerin: Please let Nathan Fillion just make the Uncharted Movie, like he wants to.
Tiber727: How can you fail at turning a video game that is already basically a movie into a movie?
Emergent_OS: I love LRR’s foray into journalism! Didn’t Graham once asked a congressman for a comment?
DiscordianTokkan: Wait Really? Dang
Grey_Spawn: oh honey no
indy91: the Adventures of young Nathan Drake
TheMerricat: Nathan Fillion is the only RL Nathan Drake. Fite me.
Psychic_Ketchup: Is Nathan Drake a goat now?
Elspeth_Tirel: You literally just have to use the script of the first game it's already written
Rujasu: It's a good fuck, you have to admit
Wicker_Knight: If I'm Holland, I'm taking that advance and sitting in Maui :P
accountmadeforants: Sony will drain Tom Holland's success for all they can.
wildpeaks: you are correct, TheMerricat
nevermore913: and saying Hmm
offbeatwitch: man, if "Saying Fuck" was an awards category, LRR would be up there :P
Anaerin: Sapkowski is something of an asshole, however.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Izhuark: XD
Foxmar320: LOL
Questhere: thanks siri
GDwarf: XD
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
underhill33: wow
lare291: HAH
Carlioo: i didn't catch that beej
wildpeaks: we got the stinger
TheMerricat: LOL
Pteraspidomorphi: That was perfect
LordManiMani: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
snowcookies: lol
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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Foxmar320: hahaaaaaaa
Emergent_OS: Can’t they just get Nolan North for an Uncharted movie? He even sounds like him...
TXC2: !siri
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
RockPusher: Hey Siri, is it any good?
BikoTheWolf: LUL
accountmadeforants: Amazing
UnknownGerm: welp
Nigouki: accountmadeforants he probably sold his soul to them in that alleged drunken phonecall to keep spiderman with marvel
Laurence72: stinger GET
patbaer: oh Siri
GDwarf: There *is* a character named "Ciri", too...
wench_tacular: flawless tech
Naarius: Siri, why do you hate fun?
indy91: make that part of the gag, haha
aitsu100: lol
caetzer: LUL
Dared00: Also, Sapkowski's name is Andrzej, not Andreas
Elspeth_Tirel: Witcher version, Hey Ciri?
InkyGhoast: hahaha
OmnipotentTrevor: Disable siri. Forever
ThorSokar: disable that stuff?
Foxmar320: Thats amazing
malsareus: No Siri, nobody is talking to you
TXC2: now we have 2 Kappa
shallot123: you should leave that in the video
Izhuark: Let's reload
mtvcdm: Heather is always watching. Always.
NathanLonghair: Siri has been going ape shit every time I've mentioned Ciri the past weeks
TXC2: watching, waiting
chi7891: Put it on low power mode
Laurence72: Goos old save scumming
TheMerricat: You'd be surprised how many things trigger Goggle Assistant thinking you are talking to it.
HbombAndFriends: Good luck, Heather. lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
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NullColaShip: Hey Siri, renew my subscription to LoadingReadyRun on Twitch
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chi7891: That will prevent hey siri
dabomb1313: t-hey Siri-es
Anaerin: @TheMerricat Including lasers.
TehAmelie: judging just by the livestreams i've seen, Siri gets used a lot more just for jokes about accidentally activating it than it's actually used
LordManiMani: Iiii liked it a lot
Elspeth_Tirel: Games > Books fight me
TheMerricat: lol
NathanLonghair: YES GRAHAM YES'
Wicker_Knight: 3 is def better than the books
Astra7525: boo this man!
TXC2: !patreon
DrVishiGaming: lol!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Orgmastron: THE PLUG
RockPusher: Graham is media literate - it's like a super power!
Wicker_Knight: I'm more skeptical that 1 and 2 are
AmoriLinguae: Graham's burns are still there in his absence!
Molladia: right now, Witcher 3 on steam at an all time peak of 101,930
offbeatwitch: Wide Geralt
Foxmar320: lol
TXC2: !chair
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SalsaDraugur: is this a beej solo episode?
dabomb1313: @elspeth_tirel in terms of MtG, yes the games are better than the books rn 100%
Psychic_Ketchup: Oof
Metric_Furlong: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
ThorSokar: WAT
wench_tacular: no
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
TheAinMAP: paladi28Praisechair katesChair
Foxmar320: Yes
QuietJay: beware slatted chairs
LordManiMani: seabatYIKES
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM That is 100% my actual hot take on The Witcher. I'm on Ep6 and enjoying it a lot.
Elspeth_Tirel: @dabomb1313 But what if you really like decidedly male manly men?
Ersatz_Hatrack: Give it time, Beej
offbeatwitch: zach hill has apparently "landed on his testicles" twice while drumming
Mushbie: yes sadly I have... can not recommend
Psychic_Ketchup: I've never done it, luckily
CastleOtranto: katesChair
TXC2: most men only ever do it once
ThorSokar: that is a mistake you make ONCE
ANeMzero: Closest I got was stepping on m,y toes with the foot they were attached to
Foxmar320: Ive heard that from a few people now G
RockPusher: I… remember a Crap Shoot where the ball-sitting discussion happened?
lare291: @ANeMzero How?
Earthenone: welcome to the little boy?
Izhuark: We're heeeere !
TheMerricat: norht100?
NathanLonghair: @LoadingReadyRun Agreed 100%
dragoon3zero: i accidently binged watched The Witcher in one night
Molladia: Are Graham and Kathleen ok? Hope they feel better soon if they're sick.
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Emergent_OS: Cameron once mentioned, that he once nearly passed out... after sitting down.
nevermore913: Jeej did you have a good new years?
TXC2: same with catching your self in a zipper, you only do it once
ANeMzero: Same way you sit on your balls, by accident and hopefully never again
aridesi: can we get an f in the chat for beej's balls
nevermore913: *Beej
Rujasu: Having read The Last Wish, that show was a whole lot of "Oh it's this story"
ThorSokar: Freedom!
LoadingReadyRun: @Molladia I'm fine! Our childcare is away for the holidays.
Foxmar320: Hello Paul!
Izhuark: Paul having an actual mic ? What sorcery is this ?
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41x37: hi beej
teavian: Hey Paul
Earthenone: @Emergent_OS it is quote "8" in the database :)
nevermore913: Hi Paul
TXC2: Hello Paul
TheMerricat: I'm going to have to binge watch the Witcher after catching Wandering Earth.
dusk_yagami: So could you have made an episode with 2 Beejs cut together?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I assume that alot of people are like me, and they picked up the witcher games on a steam sale. And there the games sat uninstalled, mocking me.
Myrniss: I wanted to be entertained by The Witcher, i was. Can't really complain about that :P
TehAmelie: i've never done it, and i have what you might call an adversarial relationship with my nuts
dabomb1313: Hi Paul
Spluuga peeks playing the witcher on the other monitor
Psychic_Ketchup: Paul, your beard is looking excellent
thomturtle: It's going awesome seeing such glorious gentlemen.
41x37: hi paul
thech0sen0ne25: @elspeth_tirel I don't think there are many decidedly male men left in the world
AmoriLinguae: I haven't seen Paul since last decade. He's looking good.
SalsaDraugur: Thanks @admiralmatt
drcanonball: i hear theres new merch
delta__vee: don knotts as... the witcher
nevermore913: It's a bard song it doesn't have to make sense
TXC2: don drapper as the witcher
Astra7525: so... "The Mandalorian in Fantasy medieval Poland"?
Tiber727: He doesn't kill things and then negotiate prices.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Geralt is perpetually broke.
Master_Gunner: well Geralt is notably bad at *keeping* money. Like, terribly bad with money.
Nigouki: that's good advice for any freelancers Kappa
wildpeaks: witchers don't work for exposure and free ale
Flyingdelorion: Happy New Year btw and have an awesome 2020 Paul, Beej and chat!
LoadingReadyRun: TBF, Geralt didn't make (or like) the song
Nigouki: just hire them
DiscordianTokkan: It's about paying your contractors, especially since people DON'T usually pay him for the monsters, Beej
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun This song sounds hella good in Russian version
RockPusher: Geralt just wants to open a pet store and hug them and squeeze them… lrrBEEJ
ANeMzero: Witchers aren't really well paid, they're considered barely better than the monsters they kil
Elspeth_Tirel: I'd hire someone to kill rats in my basement rn
snowcookies: Geralt was also in Monster Hunter
KharadBanar: Donate to the Witcher on Patreon
NathanLonghair: No you get sorceresses for rats
Lithobraker: My favorite gaming journalist has a good take on it
Elspeth_Tirel: Stupid vermin
PulseGun: The Witcher: Gig Economy Edition
GamesAndInk: 10 Crisp basilisk urethras
Foxmar320: WWE 2K20 is amazing lol
TXC2: Bard songs don't have to scan as long as it gives a bardic dice Kappa
lukyhemee: no, please stop giving fetch quests
Foxmar320: Its the game that keeps on giving
indy91: preorder WWE 2K21 now!
Molladia: why did I always thing Geralt was said with a "gee" at the beginning?
cuttlefishman: Is this post show?
Metric_Furlong: cuttlefishman yes
Foxmar320: yes
TheMerricat: @cuttlefishman yep
TXC2: cuttlefishman yeap
Anaerin: cuttlefishman Yup.
SalsaDraugur: that's not even that silly because the game is for that season
cuttlefishman: thx
thech0sen0ne25: imagine if wotc stopped selling core 2020 in 2020
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun folk are guessing they used the ISO calendar year instead of Gegorian calendar
RatekStormcrow: There was a cablwe car software that broke
accountmadeforants: Maybe they didn't account for decades rolling over?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun that ticked over to 2020 on Dec 30
indy91: maybe they tried to make the game run really bad in 2021 but were off by a year...
LordManiMani: I had a piece of software stripping out "20" for string formatting
ThorSokar: Actually all old Mac's clocks became messed up on Jan 1st
Wicker_Knight: probably a license that expired
TehAmelie: i did hear the 2020 switch could be difficult for computers. like 1% of the year 2000 bug
Emergent_OS: Paul! Have you had any troubles with 2000 bug, back in the day?
AmoriLinguae: but why would the ISO calendar break a computer?
gonvillebromhead: Paul watches Tom Scott by the sound of it
UnknownGerm: is this a middle endian thing?
RockPusher: ISO *Week* Calendar specifically
Archonic_Energy: I too learned about it. thank you Tom
Creideiki_SE: Tom Scott's video on ISO weeks:
Anaerin: The Y2K bug wasn't a problem, because a LOT of people did a LOT of work to make sure that NOTHING happened.
aiamethyst: daylight savings always causes problems too
Flyingdelorion: I only had trouble with my videorecorder....
ZethRuss: banks needed to update for y2k
RockPusher: I alas, have had that issue before Tom's video :(
RebekahWSD: My dad had to deal with Y2K stuff, but I don't remember much. He was a stagehand, and some...random shit were issues but not big
TehAmelie: turns out the banks WOULD have had giant problems, except fora bunch people doing stuff like the guy in Office Space
Graved: I had Y2K17 problem once. One old program refused to launch because of some internal timer elapsing
TheMerricat: @Anaerin as one of those folk, A-fucking-men.
NathanLonghair: @Anaerin Exactly
Astra7525: I wonder whether they had y2k problems with the computer on like... Voyager 2...
RockPusher: The documentation for date formatting strings tends to be pants
DevInsanity: I wound up doing Y2K testing during my industrial placement in highschool. That included testing a system inside a particle accelerator.
gonvillebromhead: I had a Y1K9C problem - Excel thinks 1900 is a leap year
TheMerricat: @Astra7525 that's why they moved to stardates. :-P I know you didn't mean Star Trek sorry. :-)
Anaerin: TheMerricat Same here. I'm the entire reason our codebase switched entirely from DD-MM-YY to YYYY-MM-DD, solving 2 problems at once.
Molladia: I got heaps of work when TV's turned off analogue signal, re-porgramming tv's
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NathanLonghair: @Anaerin The superior format anyway ;)
wildpeaks: smooth transition
KharadBanar: @gonvillebromhead What was the context in which you had to deal with dates that far back in Excel?
TXC2: Richmond, Wichgina
tenthtechpriest: toss a coin to your richmond
RockPusher: I had the… pleasure? … in the last couple of weeks of encountering a cell phone that suffered from the recent GPS date rollover issue
ninja_theory_ashrams: yes, we Americans changed dst to get an extra hour of trick or treating to sell more candy
ThorSokar: One of Netflix's best performing series now (supposedly)
Elspeth_Tirel: How is Yennifer's actor? I thought she looked way too young when cast but I haven't seen the show
gonvillebromhead: Part of a historical project for work
Anaerin: NathanLonghair Exactly. Especially considering we were bought by a US company, so having D/M/Y and M/D/Y dates mixing in the database was extremely no bueno.
Rujasu: It's an interesting multimedia experience, since the striga story is now in books, television and videogame cinematics
Tiber727: @ninja_theory_ashrams No joke, I think the real reason we keep DST is because people spend more money when the sun is out.
NathanLonghair: @Anaerin As a Danish (occational) dev who regularly works with US medical industry software I feel ya so much.
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Witcher 2 is all about diverging timelines. Whole plot changes halfway through the game
Metric_Furlong: the games have branching storylines, but I don't think those are treated as 'canon' from what I remember
Emergent_OS: Haven’t Paul also did some work for the military? I do seem to recall, him mentioning, that he designed a website for a unit of Canadian Armed Forces...
Rujasu: @Graved Branching videogame plots aren't really diverging timelines lore-wise..
TXC2: Tiber727 we do, that's why we don't like having no sunlight in the winter
sir_jack_DB: it's still real to me dammit!
Anaerin: NathanLonghair Remember I made that.
Metric_Furlong: (very few games with branching timelines actually do treat them as such, to be fair)
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Spacecarl: There is some timey-wimey stuff in 2
TimbrePanic: Got damn portals
wildpeaks: Convenience magic, the best school of magic
Emergent_OS: Writing TV Shows about magic is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Anaerin: NathanLonghair And the rest of the misco europe sites. And the spanish ones too.
Elspeth_Tirel: TW3 didn't sell very well at first
Spacecarl: Thats wild for a 4? year old game
Elspeth_Tirel: I think it sold 800k in the first year?
DarkNacht: winter sales probably helped with that
malsareus: Witcher 3 is contineously played because it's LOOOOONG
Elspeth_Tirel: 2015
NathanLonghair: @Anaerin It hasn't come up for me (I think...) but cool :)
korvys: I have a copy in my Steam gifts, but haven't gotten around to playing. If I'd watched the show, that would probably make me want to play it
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Witcher3 actually was hugely popular, but a lot of it's base was on GOG since they produced it.
Anaerin: TW3 didn't sell well, because people thought "Oh, I have to play the first two first", then looked up TW1 and saw it was... not as good.
wildpeaks: and if you buy it, get it on GOG because gogcomFree
RebekahWSD: I've seen the first episode of the Witcher this time
Wicker_Knight: Witcher 3 is a huge improvement over the first 2 and is worthwhile
Spacecarl: oh, and those steam numbers don't count gog apparently. so its even more impressive than it seems
snowcookies: chairs are deadly
GDwarf: Witcher 3 did pretty well, IIRC. Over 1.5 million preordered, and over 10 million copies sold by the end of 2016
DeiwosN: TW3 is such a good game and to compare it to the first two is a disservice
Wicker_Knight: frankly I think 3 is better if you haven't played hte previous two
DeiwosN: TW3 has such a beautiful world
malsareus: I liked the first 2
GDwarf: Over 20 million copies of Witcher 3 sold by June 2019
thech0sen0ne25: @rebekahwsd I've only seen the first two
Elspeth_Tirel: Please kill the movie
NathanLonghair: @DeiwosN The same can be said about comparing the second to the first though.
Elspeth_Tirel: just shoot it and bury it
ThorSokar: that movie is gonna be a TRAINWRECK
Elspeth_Tirel: Naughty Dog was super unhappy with the last script they saw
ninja_theory_ashrams: almost as many changes in directors as the Flash movie
thech0sen0ne25: if they want it to be a train wreck hire j.j Abrams
TXC2: we've had the 3 hobbit and the 3 new star war movies in the time they've been trying to make this movie
Anaerin: I'm sorry, but the Uncharted movie simply cannot compare to the passion project short made by Nathan Fillion.
tenthtechpriest: is 'afraid of losing money' a version of being afraid of money?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun we have an Uncharted film. It was 14 minutes long and stared Nathan Fillion -
NathanLonghair: @Anaerin Agreed again.
Wicker_Knight: also that's kind of backwards. The only reason this hasn't been ShitCanned is because people think it will print money
Foxmar320: Yeah it sounds like it would be an easy transition to a movie
wildpeaks: exactly, the Nathan Fillion one is already The Movie
RebekahWSD: I've enjoyed the first episode, thech0sen0ne25. I just can not do binge watching
Admiralmatt: i recently rewatched that one
accountmadeforants: The Uncharted games work because they're successful implementations of movie tropes in video game form. There's plenty of movies that have successfully implemented movie tropes.
Elspeth_Tirel: But Tomb Raider was... only okay
Laserbeaks_Fury: Maybe that's the problem, you can't adapt it if it's so close to a movie already
Admiralmatt: its still the best
Foxmar320: Yep!
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Elspeth_Tirel: @Laserbeaks_Fury I feel like that's exactly the issue, every director looks at what exists and goes, I can't adapt that I need to make my OWN mark
ThorSokar: Honestly that would make money
RockPusher: I still want my Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis movie dagnabbit
TXC2: I mean, it's just modern day Indiana Jones
TimbrePanic: they can play it in this month's ps plus
TheMerricat: Uncharted, Last of Us, that sort of game is almost a movie themselves, just watch the cinematics on Youtube.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would kill for an Overwatch miniseries
Emergent_OS: Ludo-Narrative Dissonance... is my Uncharted association phrase.
Koios7: Just wait for it to turn into movies about Sir Francis Drake's exploits
Joalni: I watched a compilation "movie" of the cutscenes of the first game and thought it was a really good movie already.
Foxmar320: :P
TXC2: Join the Canadian Army: you get to play PoGo Kappa
Elspeth_Tirel: I'd watch a movie about Sir Francis Drake. Something along the lines of Master and Commander
flatluigi: they do, eventually
Foxmar320: There is a Pokestop near my apartment thats in a locked off field.
Lithobraker: The journalists who fight to get FOIA requests returned are real heros
TheMerricat: If you can't fly over it, you shouldn't be able to POGO on it.
LordManiMani: a member of parliament?
TXC2: MP = Military police
DiscordianTokkan: I was stationed in Borden after the Heyday of PoGo, where it's a more open military base since there's museums and the like, and at most there were 5 people 'visiting' the museum and then stopping by the CanEx for shopping
offbeatwitch: ah, not Member of Parliament
RockPusher: I imagine that if they detained them they would have to fill in forms
Foxmar320: wat
SachielOne: @LoadingReadyRun You should hear our stories about the RCMP's first encounters with Ingress on Parliament Hill.
Astra7525: not even a dog they could sick on them?
Laserbeaks_Fury: TANK!
eternalaje: hola
TheMerricat: you'd have to call it in and have the jeep guys come in with the one guy that keeps a bullet in their pocket.
TheNerdWonder: Rules of engagement unfriendly territory can be fun
Tiber727: If you think something bad is happening, stand on your toes to make yourself look larger, and try to scare them away.
abslomdaak42: BANG!
TXC2: and the dirt is gone
Lithobraker: Oh yeah, a bunch of US nuclear weapons overseas are on bases where the guards don't carry live ammunition.
Admiralmatt: US military would probably just shoot you
erloas: there were a number of stops in places you couldn't actually get to
TheMerricat: lol TXC2, now I'm going to have to watch one of those remix videos of that commercial. :-)
flatluigi: in the years since they've added blacklist zones but in launch anywhere in the world had pokemon
DarkNacht: @Admiralmatt naw US MP have to escort people off bases all the time rarely does anything happen
Elspeth_Tirel: Anywhere in the world except anywhere around me
TheMerricat: @Admiralmatt to be honest most American MP's would do the same as the Canadian ones, they aren't like the police police, and shooting a weapon is a lot of paperwork
Admiralmatt: @DarkNacht Genuinely surprised by that
tenthtechpriest: bureaucracy!
Molladia: Wasn't there a big deal about the current Destiny 2 event being too difficult to finish? Is that a story?
flatluigi: anywhere in the world with more pokemon showing up in places that had cell data
OmnipotentTrevor: FF7 remake leaks
RockPusher: Processing FOI/OIA requests can be quite labour-intensive
Laserbeaks_Fury: FUBAR used Bureaucracy. It wasn't very effective...
Lithobraker: Yesssssss nothing like a good Eve Online story
Orgmastron: There was also more FO76 bugs
Astra7525: What happened this time in "Liberaian Hyper-capitalism in Space"
tenthtechpriest: weirdly complicated is status quo for EVE
Emergent_OS: It seems to be Catch 22, areas can not be restricted by Niantic, unless they are revealed to the Niantic... but they can’t be revealed, because they are privileged information.
TXC2: the tech 2 raffle? Kappa
RockPusher: (not that that is an excuse for egregious delays)
NathanLonghair: Honestly I HATE requests like that. Who cares? Why is it important? But it can certainly be a drain on public resources. Major drain.
UnknownGerm: woooooooow
NathanLonghair: A lot of journalists are very judicious with their use of it. A few aren't.
Lithobraker: TXC2 they should do a moon minerals raffle Kappa
Lithobraker: They put in raffles but they still won't add in put and call financial options in the game?
Lithobraker: CCPls
Sparatical: Please tell Adam i love him
LordManiMani: literally me rn seabatTROG
tenthtechpriest: you gotta ante up
TXC2: with ISK the actual money of Iceland Kappa
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Tehbeard: this just seems like microtransactions with more steps
LordManiMani: can we just have Paul and Beej discuss their understanding of a complicated thing--The Show
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gonvillebromhead: Christ, this sounds like one of my mother's christmas parlour games...
Izhuark: This is a headache for little benefits...
TheMerricat: @Izhuark you'd think but I guarantee there's going to be some group of people making a living off EVE raffles now.
Soul1355: @NathanLonghair the requester pays for anything beyond 2 hours or 200 pages according to their website. (US)
TehAmelie: plex are subscriptions that exist as in-game items and can be traded, so there is a dollar-isk conversion rate, but it only goes one way. . .
Astra7525: is every game turning into a slot machine these days
Izhuark: @TheMerricat Yeah that checks out... -_-"
Rujasu: 5 billion ISK is about 20 dollars these days
thech0sen0ne25: @astra7525 yes
Pseudonymn: @TheMerricat I mean, gold farmers make a living in every game already anyway
TehAmelie: wow, ten times more than when i played
lirazel64: @Astra7525 YupI'm waiting until breathing is monetized, and then I quit.
NathanLonghair: @Soul1355 Is that the same in Canada? That limit doesn't exist here in DK.
jonnykefka: wandered into an EVE discussion? Hello
Tehbeard: @Rujasu are Titan's still in the $10,000's ?
Emergent_OS: To be honest, EVE has experienced a prolonged period of run away inflation.
TXC2: hello jonnykefka welcome
TXC2: Trust? in EVE ? hahahaha
jonnykefka: BAHAHA "Trust" in-game? In EVE? That's not quite how it works.
Astra7525: but you still lose the cores
TehAmelie: trust no one but your alt accoutns
PhorrestGaze: Friend? you mean alt account?
Rujasu: @Tehbeard No clue
Lithobraker: Spreadsheets are obsolete in EVE. SQL databases are where it's at.
gonvillebromhead: The only people who can understand this are the sort of people who can cause a financial crash...
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TXC2: I mean you could do a thesis on EVE's economics
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jamesk902: Sufficiently sophisticated games are a great sandbox for social scientists.
UnknownGerm: it's a very illustrative microcosm of late-stage capitalism
Lithobraker: Emergent_OS I wonder if it has anything to do with there being a literal money faucet via ratting. /s
lirazel64: @TXC2, I could search JSTOR for you...
TheMerricat: EVE economy, what Valve was hoping to create with their Steam Marketplace.
TXC2: lirazel64 nah it's fine, thanks though
erloas: big same Paul
Morrigan9: same here paul
NathanLonghair: same
jonnykefka: EVE is the game I played for four years about seven years ago, and I had to choose between it and a career. *sigh*
Graved: EVE players are a different humanity
SalsaDraugur: my experience with eve is not getting the trial to work
TehAmelie: you're playing Eve just by talking about it, in a way
TXC2: !next
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Izhuark: Yeah, this definitively is not something i want to experience for myself
TXC2: !events
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RebekahWSD: Betrayal!
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie So EVE Online is really The Game 2.0?
thech0sen0ne25: @lirazel64 knowing my history research using jstor you'll be their for a while
Emergent_OS: @lithobraker I think so. ISK is a currency, without Federal Reserve System.
Robot_Bones: without a chaperone?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Houses 3-13
TehAmelie: just a game that's overlapping with the real world in a lot of ways
OriginalGarwulf: I'm here.
OriginalGarwulf: It's 3-13.
lirazel64: @thech0sen0ne25 It's almost a better timesink than TVTropes!
dudecon: Woo! Go @OriginalGarwulf !
RebekahWSD: I'm excited for confusing house tour. I'd love a tv show about touring actual haunted houses.
TXC2: the SpringFall league Kappa
wildpeaks: close enough
Laurence72: Should have, but I hear hindsight is 3030?
Laurence72: gah 2020
OriginalGarwulf: There's a LOT of architectural weirdness that happens.
control_rig: Secret meeting
Spacecarl: Assuming Adam stops gambling in time
TXC2: shenmu: the game that never ends
Metric_Furlong: man, I hope they all live
Mal2mad: Spoiler: Beej dies
beowuuf: ask form!
Emergent_OS: Paul, is there any major schedule rework planned?
thech0sen0ne25: when are you revealing whose part of the There's beyond death pre-release
TXC2: !rq&a
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lirazel64: Alas, woe, the End of the Quest!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun when does the question list close for the Q&A?
Kivipaperisakset: I felt it was so rude when they just ignored Graham's instructions... I think G just offs them all
Earthenone: !ppr
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control_rig: The end of the Quest. So bittersweet
KharadBanar: @thech0sen0ne25 they already did, I think you look for the latest TTC
Laserbeaks_Fury: 30 minutes ago
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Mal2mad: @thech0sen0ne25 already been revealed, check their mtg-specific twitter account.
Laurence72: I hope they get the good reward for finishing the quest
wildpeaks: "was the quest successful, was the Road acquired"
Questhere: smooth segway
lirazel64: You mean you won't be telling us which car smelled worst by the end?
couldntpickausername: when I went they were using metal detectors on us
couldntpickausername: that was last year
korvys: Oh, like if you're a small child who is a fan of an Australian Fortnite player, eh Beej? :P
couldntpickausername: I think they'll check
TXC2: the PAX start coming and they don't stop coming
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Earthenone: i thought you were holding that info back for brand synergy?
lirazel64: Aww, I'm going to miss seeing Cam!
sir_jack_DB: literal children
sir_jack_DB: awesome.
Emergent_OS: Is there an estimate, of how many PAXs Graham has visited?
korvys: new font?
Psychic_Ketchup: Whoa new font?
Laurence72: font font
Dared00: Oooooh, Roboto Slab, fancy
LucyCloudberry: my god... children
ThorSokar: new TY font?
Earthenone: pride51 new year new font
TXC2: Emergent_OS I wager high teens
EvilBadman: Probably easier to read at a distance
Erudite_Cynic: did the font change?
wildpeaks: *gasp*
snowcookies: new font is cool
jamesk902: Good story.
TheMerricat: lol :-) No epic story Paul?
lirazel64: It's easier to read.
mtvcdm: Hail Slab!
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FITorion: yay
Laurence72: Thank you for sharing that :)
NathanLonghair: Good call Paul
Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun Paul have you had a beard trim done? it looks so good
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TXC2: Fighting words there Kappa
eternalaje: !schedule
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Emergent_OS: Well, knowing how much Graham cares about fonts, I am certain he signed off on the change.
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Earthenone: i mean we havent seen G and the font in the same room yet....
ANeMzero: a voltron of supermen
eternalaje: what a segway Beej
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TXC2: why? because he's Paul, that's why
Creideiki_SE: But why is he Paul?
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rogerivany: I missed the stories, have to watch the VOD
TheMerricat: @rogerivany Ingress was the game much like Pokemon GO that the company running Pokemon GO made before Pokemon GO. :-)
AntiCrepuscular: Frankenstein disemvowelled?
Molladia: lol
snowcookies: lol
rogerivany: I know, just hit level 13 @TheMerricat
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GaianLuck: Forgot to sshlubscraaahhhb a couple times I guess...
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TXC2: Christ, Gacha in EVE, Good lord
lirazel64: See you all tomorrow, nize pipple.
TheMerricat: night @lirazel64
TXC2: TheMerricat slowclap.wav
SachielOne: Oh god it's a barcode username
EvilBadman: Oh, yeah, egg Merricat on.
TheMerricat: No one who does those name goes uppercase @LoadingReadyRun
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TheGreenMonster450: I hope she will live for ever :D
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snowcookies: where do ppl think of these names
TheGreenMonster450: she ius a great grandma
TXC2: snowcookies well I was 14 when I came up with mine.....
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2383 patrons for a total of $13,966.04 per month.
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Theros: Beyond Death Pre-Prerelease will be held on 10 January 2020! For more information, see this handy graphic:
Izhuark: PPR hype !
aridesi: when does mtg start
TXC2: aridesi sooooooooon
TheMerricat: now ish @aridesi
daneislazy: full pre pre preperation
TXC2: things do seem to keep happening
GaianLuck: I really hope they send people to Kate instead
one_of_the_voice: have fun gyys
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Wangor: There's an FFVII leak to cover!
aridesi: thx
Izhuark: later !
TXC2: Thanks for streaming Beej and Paul
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
Earthenone: hi!
snowcookies: bye
EvilBadman: hot mics!
Carlioo: hello!
Dared00: hot mic?
AgentMagicMaster: hi!!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun hot mic :)
aridesi: hot mic
GaianLuck: Hnnnng... dat hot mic
MadameAdversary: Mic five!
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
aridesi: super hot
TXC2: !ytmember
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Laurence72: *wolf whistles* That's one hot mic!
CandyNuke: Hot mic
LoadingReadyRun: lrrFINE
rogerivany: I did too
aridesi: toasty mic
TheMerricat: later chat enjoy the magicians show, that's what's up next, right? :-)
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Molladia: that loop is so wierd
Laurence72: Deja vu! (Eurobear intensifies)
Earthenone: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #207: "Fortune favours the butt!" —Adam [2015-05-02]
Izhuark: @TheMerricat goodbye !
jonathancook89: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (7m ago).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is riding solo on today's LRRMTG. What does that mean? WHO KNOWS! Tune in to find out. I bet it'll be a solid 6/10 content wise. 📷 ||
ANeMzero: I feel like the end of stream time loop bug has progressively gotten longer
aridesi: !findquote hot mic
Izhuark: @Laurence72 Eurobear sounds like a fun music genra.
Laurence72: hehe thanks!
aridesi: goodbye you beautiful people
Izhuark: bye bye aridesi :)
TrickJarrett: Being the first day back in the office and it not being monday has been rough for me. I was very confused by the LRRMTG tweet until I remembered it's Thursday
EvilBadman: the midweek holidays are havoc, trickl
TrickJarrett: It really is
EvilBadman: Least next year we get weekend holidays
Wangor: I hear Arena!
Izhuark: Badger :
Izhuark: :D
tyrew0rm: BADGER
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Herro
eternalaje: I hear ya @EvilBadman I walked into the office today after not being here for 5 days and it felt like a monday..
bakerydragon: woo! in time for a livestream
Izhuark: We are playing puzzle quest today ? ;)
Laurence72: LOL
aridesi: but can it do this
TrickJarrett: LRRMTGPuzzleQuest ftw
eternalaje: Do I want to know what a Nindies is ?
Diabore: "win"
LoadingReadyRun: !chair
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Blightfight: Sweet, thanks.
Earthenone: indie games for nintendo @eternalaje
jamesk902: I just started playing MtG Arena because of LRR. Now i should actually get your magic jokes.
sithenin: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:08. lrrSPOT
jamesk902: It's a good policy.
Anaerin: eternalaje "Nintendo Indies" - Games developed by Independant developers for Nintendo.
Laurence72: Nindies is a conjoining of the words Nintendo Indies
Spacecarl: Adam is lost to gambling now anyway
Joalni: He has a PPR to do next week. Gotta get better before then.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
RebekahWSD: Kitty??
TrickJarrett: I sent you stuff today Adam. But it's not random.
TrickJarrett: I mean James
notarealartist: does LRR still do PUBG?
Earthenone: easy mistake trick :P
TrickJarrett: You are two good good boys
Mal2mad: Still showing CheckPoint
RebekahWSD: My sister and husband constantly confuse James and Adam
Joalni: Does James look like the Boshy to you? Kappa
NonUniqueGuy: Instead the black box is a grey box
Earthenone: boxnard would be proud
eternalaje: thanks @Anaerin and @Laurence72
tyrew0rm: when even was the last PUBG stream
aridesi: racism intensifies
Lithobraker: this is the boxnard content I'm here for
Laurence72: Last LRRLAN maybe?
Izhuark: Not enough box streams
eternalaje: what's in the BOX
EvilBadman: @Izhuark You musta missed Boxing Day.
Izhuark: @EvilBadman I so it but i want moar !
Izhuark: moar boxes !
TehAmelie: does it taste like energy drink?
ShDragon: That's kind of amazing
Laurence72: do they taste like chicken?
Blightfight: Hoodie?
underhill33: haha
Graved: haha
ShDragon: OMG
notarealartist: LUL
NonUniqueGuy: You have to wear it
Diabore: a oneg?
Mal2mad: Weaaar it
Earthenone: kigarumi hype
Blightfight: Lol
EvilBadman: James. You know what you mus do
ArkhamArchivist: Pubsie
7gorobei: you have to wear it now
Blightfight: YOu are now obligated.
azidbern95: wear it
Laurence72: Obey Heather!
wench_tacular: obey heather
Earthenone: a one more sie
Joalni: Thank you for voicing the chat's wishes, Heather!
NonjaBiru: Wear it or Heather will put you into a jar!
Mal2mad: Bey Heather! Or else.
Angnor33: Wear it for the Minecraft stream!
ThorSokar: Oh hi there
eternalaje: Get em Heather
NonUniqueGuy: It is his fault for opening the box
Izhuark: Hello Heather !
EvilBadman: Beej: What's new in Magic Puzzle Quest
Ristow: finally we get some real magic players on this stream
Theycallmejokke: Open packs quick
aridesi: it would be rude not to
Wangor: I'm hoping it's chocolate.
NonUniqueGuy: Beej play some magic while we wait for James.
Spacecarl: Ah the Mythic LRRMTG with Heather and Beej hosting
Blightfight: Ah, good ol UTZ.
Laurence72: Since it has a hood, that makes it headwear, aka a hat. And Mail Time has taught me that when a hat is unboxed, you must wear it.
eternalaje: bon a petite ...
Blightfight: They make.. decent pretzels.
ShDragon: Is this suddenly the LRR Test Kitchen?
Joalni: What else would we do? Open packs for no value?
KharadBanar: Hashtag contents hashtag content
Laurence72: So, does MTG stand for Must Try on Garments?
JacksonBross: This is less fun than watching Claire Saffitz read the ingredients
electrum516: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:12.
7gorobei: vikendi?
Mangledpixel: boop
electrum516: Beej and Heather, playing arena?
ThorSokar: lol
electrum516: whooa
Decaped: Beej magic?! count me in!
Izhuark: @Laurence72 Did i play MTG wrong all this time ?! Kappa
RassilonDND: beej on lrrmtg? this is the darkest timeline
Molladia: @loadingreadyrun heather can you make sure a photo of James in the onesie goes online somewhere? #twitter
eternalaje: He had to find undewear to put on
EvilBadman: go to the booth
Izhuark: Oooh yeah !
Joalni: I love it!
Mangledpixel: well, I picked a good moment to join the stream it seems
Theycallmejokke: :D
wench_tacular: haute couture
ThorSokar: ROOMY
Earthenone: you look sick, and not in a good way
eternalaje: all the room for activities
Titan457: A bit too large down there
Serpens77: dropcrotch onesie
Naarius: The kids have so much room for activities
Joalni: TOS! James!
7gorobei: its like the combat jhodpurs
bakerydragon: tos?
one_of_the_voice: welcome to the highlights, I guess?
chadtastic112: So, so pale.
rogerivany: Room to keep all the guns in PUBG?
Laurence72: Now go hide his other clothes so he has to wear tat for the rest of the day
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Zaghrog: Beej and Heather highjacking lrrmtg? If only
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Decaped: Beej magic!
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JacksonBross: Flattering to leave that much room, just in case
jamesk902: @7gorobei aren't all jhodpurs combat jhodpurs?
7gorobei: some are equestrian
lamina5432: I agree with beej
Graved: No, but take some
ThorSokar: hahaha
jamesk902: @7gorobei But cavalry are a thing, right?
eternalaje: congratulations on becoming a size medium
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TwoSenses: WoTC should totally send you a onesie
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oooh, more north 100
7gorobei: @jamesk902 calvary breeches and jhodpurs are in the same family
ThorSokar: They do a good job of hyping it up
Decaped: I'm surprised i haven't heard James giggle on previous North 100s now.
Earthenone: i would like to see more core lrr members in the highlrrnder leauge
Earthenone: so i support your decision
Theycallmejokke: So an abzan deck would cover all three quests