Silverbolt202: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
TehAmelie: seems likely
ChargingFerret: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
keltonhicks8: I am so ready. First time catching a full stream while im subbed, and it's Canlander, which i just recently started building for becuase I love CEDH and it was suggested to me.
keltonhicks8: Been watching LRR for a while, though.
TehAmelie: welcome
Lithobraker: !decks
ChargingFerret: I so enjoy canlander, as I play EDH in a really spikey "casual" environment, which means slower decks that have one turn combos, so that if one player is eliminated, the game ends. The decks and play patterns here help inspire me.
nogbutt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Arcticblast324: in
keltonhicks8: I feel that! while i play a good amount of CEDH, a lot of pods i play with at my LGS are more akin to that. In that case, I just go to value town and midrange it up with the best of em.
Mornish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m from now).
keltonhicks8: I've also recently built Ruhan of the Fomori for edh, which is incredibly swingy and ridiculous. the sunforger lines ain't bad either.
simriel: What up everybody
TehAmelie: magic, mostly
tomcat202: Greetings lrr people
LloydWallace: The scene for all formats at my LGS is hyper competitive, so I've wound up just playing on Arena and occasionally 1v1 commander/oathbreaker with one friend in particular
ChargingFerret: Yeah, my "best" deck that I only play with specific people whose decks that I know are somewhat competitive is a Lord Windgrace Lands Valuetown, and it is pretty consistent at getting so much repeatable value that people just drown in it.
djalternative: hola chat
Mornish: finishing my sliver deck my secret santa got me a sliver Queen, it feels gross and I love it.
blast_shark: I'm hoping to see some berserks cast this evening wheelerGuts
Mornish: wheelerGuts
djalternative: how's it going
wtrob: wheelerGuts
simriel: I'm hoping to see an Embercleave on a Fallen Shinobi
TehAmelie: funny, i'm just reading some Berserk
djalternative: that's the plan @simriel
ironram18: Hows the Friday everyone
ihlendrax: Same here, @simriel!
ChargingFerret: @simriel yes, the plan, and then just swing into wheeler's hovermyr
blast_shark: I feel like Embercleave on fallen shinobi is likely to just end the game on the spot through damage in most scenarios
simriel: But if serge completes his NYR 4 days into the year, what does he have to live for
simriel: Aside from all the good and important things in his life
ChargingFerret: @simriel to make it a consistent combo
LloydWallace: He'll have to figure out how to go bigger
Flamingfrozengnome: I'm excited to see if Serge brought a deck read to c0omplete his resolution
SketchyDetails: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
noSmokeFire: Teen-age mu-tant grixis ninjas
blast_shark: Grixis steamy ninjas
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's faerie ninja embercleave
Freezerassasin: featuring Hover Myr
Nuha: hey guys
jdogs124: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
ChargingFerret: Here is the line:
UnspokenKibbles: ohhhhhhh lrrFRUMP GON GIVE IT TO YA
Flamingfrozengnome: grixis aggro/tempo
ironram18: Anyone working on anything new for the year?
ChargingFerret: attack with hovermyr
Lithobraker: My new years resolution is to stop using my phone in bed. I feel like it's a pretty good resolution as resolutions go.
ChargingFerret: ninjutsu in fallen shinobi
Flamingfrozengnome: That is a pretty good one!
ChargingFerret: cast embercleave
SirBootCrab: the last time i watched one of these live was over a year ago when they played commander planechase
blast_shark: @ironram18 I'm getting back into the habit of playing music regularly. Anything for you?
Sogheim: lrrHEART lrrPAUL my Paul emote is ready lrrHEART lrrPAUL
keltonhicks8: lrrPaul
TehAmelie: about the first step in fighting insomnia is to save your bed for only sleeping
ironram18: @blast_shark starting to pick up another language
ChargingFerret: STOP using my phone in bed, and to work out more consistently
keltonhicks8: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
ironram18: need to expand my vocabulary past just common phrases
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Fall League Finale. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (4m ago).
UnspokenKibbles: "The fearsome thing about the blade known as embercleave was not that it portended death and destruction. It was that any time a knight's hand closed around the hilt, they welcomed it."
NathanJay_GA: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @LRRMtG> It’s the first Friday of 2020 and we’re kicking things off with the fall finale of our Canadian Highlander league on tonight’s Friday Night Paper Fight! | Who will take home the make believe trophy? Tune it at 5PM Pacific to find out. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1213210428941029377
blast_shark: Best of luck with that. Languages are another one of those things on my backburner atm.
LonelyTex: hello friends
hd_dabnado: hey Tex
LonelyTex: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
ironram18: @blast_shark thank ya and good luck with the musical adventures as well
blast_shark: wheelerY ... and I cannot stress this wheelerE nuff ... wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerRanch
Lithobraker: YEET HAW everyone!
wtrob: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerT wheelerH
Croc64: GivePLZ wheelerMor TakeNRG
Mornish: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
nanacomehome: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMor wheelerMuldp wheelerMor
tergonis: yee haw has been called
PatFromIT: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
CorruptDropbear: lrrFINE
Croc64: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
UnspokenKibbles: lrrSIGNAL
ChargingFerret: lrrSIGNAL
MrPolyK: lrrSIGNAL
tergonis: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LonelyTex: lrrSIGNAL
GraceTveit: lrrSIGNAL
SketchyDetails: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY katesH vileolHeck wheelerH
blast_shark: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
rs_ls: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNALD
ironram18: NotLikeThis
RomanGoro: Yeee, and if I may be so bold, haaaW
keltonhicks8: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Schokobeau: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrAWW lrrAWW
Croc64: wheelerBless PrideGasp
LloydWallace: RicFlair.gif
Arcticblast324: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LloydWallace: or possibly .wav
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL vileolHeck wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerHub
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE sergeSqueak *trails off*
keltonhicks8: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
tergonis: y'all ready for some powerful magic!?
blast_shark: wheelerY katesOw wheelerE
LonelyTex: wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE wheelerMuldDE
SketchyDetails: lrrSIGNAL_SG
Lithobraker: anyone else not getting sound?
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
jdogs124: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lets go
PatFromIT: 2020 is here, time for some fun!
keltonhicks8: ooh boyyyyyyyyy
aliencheese2: wooooooooooooo
AgentMagicMaster: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerMuldcb wheelerE wheelerH
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Elliebot9000: CAN..........LANDER!!!
RellaBug827: ah shit here we go again
keltonhicks8: i am so ready to digest this powerful magic with all of you!
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sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
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DiscordianTokkan: sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift
ironram18: First stream of the year! Let's Go!
wtrob: wheelerPog
Tajessa: *throws lightswitch rave*
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InsertUserHere_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
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blast_shark: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideGive wheelerMuldp PrideTake PrideWingR sergePride_SG
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Croc64: HahaGingercat wheelerMor
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wodezuipengyou: tendrils is lethal
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krimimimi: i'm hungry for some powerful magic
PatFromIT: benginButt ohnoBooty
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrARROW_HF
lirazel64: We're Heeeeere!
jkoon78076: so is this the start of a new league?
syrup1_gt: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 Squid2
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SuperGiraffe: Here's hoping I get to see a good old fashion strip mine lock this evening!
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door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @jkoon78076 End of the previous one
DiscordianTokkan: @jkoon78076 Finals of the Fall!
Dirt_Gopher: Go team Jer! #AlwaysLucky
jkoon78076: thanks. :)
munnaperson: hi
Elettrodomestico: Which format?
Pantsravaganza: PridePan benginButt PrideBalloons
ToastyLoaff: *bursts through door* OH GOD DID I MISS IT?!
RellaBug827: canlander
DiscordianTokkan: @Elettrodomestico Canadian Highlander
fuzzy_died: Canlander
Keab42: I'm looking forward to Serge's Grixis Ninjacleave
jkoon78076: canlander
blast_shark: Canlander league resolution!!! PogChamp
syrup1_gt: @dirt_gopher GayPride
lirazel64: Haha2020
Tajessa: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
keltonhicks8: Canlanderrrrrr ahoy
DigitalSeahorse: ssandDANCE ssandDANCE ssandDANCE
deathray139: the "fall" league 😂
birbwizard: @toastyloaff yep its already over
DiscordianTokkan: @Tajessa That's a fine robit
ironram18: Jund 'Em!
keltonhicks8: pls jer play seinfeld
birbwizard: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED katesH vileolHeck wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerH
krimimimi: i just want to see some 4 color hollow tog
wodezuipengyou: count down was a lie?
ToastyLoaff: wait, is it the fall or winter league? Did i miss an entire tourny?
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blast_shark: 5-color legends?
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Klandox: lrrHERE lrrHERE
wodezuipengyou: no! we're here!
RellaBug827: @digitalseahorse is that a trans yeehaw?
tergonis: we're in it now!!!
NathanJay_GA: jünd em out!
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerTogp
munnaperson: I want to kill and I want to mill
birbwizard: @toastyloaff yes Kappa
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @ToastyLoaff Fall league finale
sing_o_muse: !decks
DigitalSeahorse: feck off buffer
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
aliencheese2: exclusively not viable archetypes please
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DigitalSeahorse: pls twitch pls
krimimimi: quiet everyone the movie's starting
flatluigi: DID HE REALLY
wodezuipengyou: Kathleen?
sing_o_muse: Battle of Wits!
wtrob: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT wheelerH
Croc64: YES
ToastyLoaff: oh no
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Dear god
WolfgangCloud: It is so big!!!
noSmokeFire: BATTLE OF WITS
tergonis: wheeler you utter monster
DiscordianTokkan: Quintuple SLeeved?
Kramburger: OH NO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: NOOOOOO
thalanir: rooPog
wodezuipengyou: yay!
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Wheeler didn't
banachspacebar: yeeeesssss
ChargingFerret: Battle of Wits
ToastyLoaff: oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
control_rig: Oh noooooooo
BrindleBoar: F
LonelyTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
LonelyTex: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
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SluggishThinker: serge we're live
Vyous: Oh no
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Paranundrox: thought so
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P4r7YG0D: Half a stack of months :D
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aliencheese2: :O
Croc64: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerMor
juliee_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
djalternative: HAHAHAHAHA
noSmokeFire: and he's STILL only running 30 lands
Lithobraker: rooPog
Krisotf: dude noooo
tergonis: the absolute madman
Sogheim: whaaaaa?!
Zebunisher: that is A deck
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
zuchen_120: Uh oh.
RomanGoro: OH NO
aitsu100: ah BoW
Flamingfrozengnome: WHAT
Agl0vale: @PatFromIT I dont know if youre still here but thank you for the Sub
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
birbwizard: oh what no! please no!
ChargingFerret: WHAT
nogbutt: Thanks for the Haha2020 @lonelytex
Elliebot9000: oh dear god what has ben done
Karfsma778: ahaha
Keab42: What has Wheeler done?
Ultra_Violet_Dream: My boy!!!!
antonjanicke: OH MY GOD
Kramburger: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Mal2mad: I heard "Search for life".
jkoon78076: battle of wits?!!!!!!
Croc64: That uh
deathray139: Arcslogger.dec
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
lowman02: @benwheeler--you didn't have to jam it just because you lost to it
Karfsma778: It doubles as a cube!
blast_shark: battle... of... NotLikeThis
wtrob: The absolute mad lad
Sogheim: what did you do?!
ToastyLoaff: 300 cards?
LonelyTex: LOL
NathanJay_GA: Yes Wheeler!
Xafty: OH YESS
TransientPoe: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS BATTLE OF WITS!!!
Croc64: looks like more than the usual 240
sing_o_muse: Arc Slogger!
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metalionic: this is beautiful
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Is this.... a cube?
snowcookies: Why Wheeler
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerRanch
Croc64: Ah yes
birbwizard: you madman
merrowMania: Nice
lowman02: 241 special
CtrlUltDefeatLive: good old quad sleeves
mikethetike221: oh god oh no oh god
control_rig: Serge it's not nice to measure decks in public
Croc64: 2 more than normal
ToastyLoaff: no
Nigouki: The Bigger, Blacker Deck Kappa
deinonychus24: 242 sounds optimal
Diabore: wheeler shaved to make his deck look bigger Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: 242! The Spam Handwich!
Kaorti: Several ham sandwitches.
Pintyhet: Thicc deck
aliencheese2: the biggest
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: C'mon Serge. 300 cards is ridiculous
matufin0: yesss Ben Wheeler the madman
omdorastrix: Are we watching a friday nights episode?
PatFromIT: @Agl0vale NP wheelerBless
nogbutt: BATTLE OF WITS
blast_shark: How many fetchlands Kappa
BertZZ: Come on Serge don't be SILLY
Keab42: Please let somebody be on Mill
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
rs_ls: sergeJustRight
Booster6: and 35 lan
Arcticblast324: T H I C C
ToastyLoaff: hes trolling with that response, right?
jkoon78076: I'M SO EXCITED
MrTulip: wheeler brought a thicc one
ironram18: What in the name of Golos?!
SneakyScath: The mad man
ArcOfTheConclave: can you do 242 in hilander?
TemporallyAwry: Well - at least he's running more than 22 lands. Hopefully.
Mornish: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerGuts
markededge: Thanks for the HahaBall @fluffasaurus
MrKrag: bunbeeYeet
TehAmelie: that's not a ham sandiwch, that's 30-50 whole hogs
ChargingFerret: so you have 24 points, right wheeler
P4r7YG0D: Keening stone would be great
krimimimi: arc slogger
shadowypenguin: this is great
Sogheim: Ben Wheeler, abusing magic...
Forgotten_Lizard: 242 cards and only 9 lands
aliencheese2: but my lord... is that legal?
control_rig: Not a madman. THE madman
metalionic: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Pintyhet: Sploosh
ToastyLoaff: judge! is this allowed?
markededge: HahaBall HahaBall
nogbutt: is this an anime
Tajessa: wat
PhorrestGaze: it's slimming
DigitalSeahorse: apparently twitch hates me right now and I can't watch on source without buffer for reasons
SketchyDetails: battle of wits?
Croc64: @TemporallyAwry 22 land belcher, let's go
birbwizard: I cant believe you ben.....
nogbutt: Is this really life/
ripconman: he absolutely done did it
zuchen_120: Did they even print enough lands to make that singleton??
simriel: You only get 10 points now right?
shadowypenguin: its first time seeing someone else play against a battle of wits decks
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerBless
simriel: No 20 point list
Paranundrox: @toastyloaff yes. Minimum is 100
Zieterminator subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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noSmokeFire: Serge fell for one of the classic blunders
Paranundrox: @simriel yes
RellaBug827: This is my first lrr stream! i love y'all on youtube n im super stoked ^-^
MrTulip: I mean you kind of do see it coming
SneakyScath: Man can’t believe he was this prepared for mill
antonaqua: ISn't it 10 per 100 cards?
Dirt_Gopher: Ben you magnificent planeswalker you
shadowypenguin: my friend used one a lot
Buumann: why is ben playing EVERY MAGIC CARD?
Sogheim: is this... Five Color Good Stuff???
Paranundrox: So Ben, tell the story lrrBEEJ
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @antonaqua It used to be. Not anymore
merrowMania: _Everyone_ sees the Battle of Wits coming. The deck is _huge_
CorruptDropbear: Wait is this the meme canlander league
simriel: I know it USED to be 10 per 100 but they changed it a while back
nogbutt: Serge you are fighting the big bad of the CANLANDER enime
ToastyLoaff: fate seal into tunnel vision
ArcOfTheConclave: @antonaqua not anymore
jkoon78076: sadistic sacrament to GET 'EM
flatluigi: pile shuffles
lowman02: @benwheeler, I'm coming to victoria for a street fight because you killed the BoW rule for points
InsaneMuadib: Ben! sup.
IbunWest: I know that having over 200 cards means he gets twice as many sideboard cards. lrrBEEJ
patrick_stonecrusher: sergeHi lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
birbwizard: well good luck milling
syrup1_gt: MercyWing1 DarkMode MercyWing2 PowerUpL
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler HahaBall theonl45Heart sergePride_SG benginFuse_HF lrrSERGE
lowman02: keeping me from playing the best deck in the format
MuffinsOnAHill: Look at Ben. Painting with all the colors of the wind.
Klandox: @LoadingReadyRun Is this what happens when you take Garbage Plate to an extreme?
ChargingFerret: is ben playing with a judge tower deck?
merrowMania: Three people independently came up with it
Croc64: That is a perilous deck
aliencheese2: seriously is that allowed?
control_rig: This is our fault
Chartle: that sure is a deck
Krisotf: Cannot believe the madman went in
control_rig: We did this
Croc64: And it is going to cast a hell of a shadow on the board state
simriel: This is true Cowboy Magic
AranMathai: In before "We're actually already out of that button."
Crazy_Miner51: That deck is interesting...
DiscordianTokkan: PPR Wooooo
Rioxcon: I guess I never considered 100 was a minimum not a requirement.
Elliebot9000: Benjamin Wheeler, the premier "taking credit for things other people have done" of the format
RaklarLS: what.... what is that stack?
control_rig: Wooooo
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tergonis: please serge i can only get so hyped
Croc64: This deck is why Wheeler still hasn't been invited to a Pre-Prerelease
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Simonark: Is this as silly as I think it is?
DiscordianTokkan: sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift katesGift
Agl0vale: theasiDab theasiDab theasiDab
RAZRBCK08: battle of wits decl
gee6666: Thanks for the HahaThink @shuggiesays
simriel: @Simonark More
Mornish: we need wheeler on a ppr
patrick_stonecrusher: HahaPresent HolidayPresent lrrHEART HolidayPresent HahaPresent
ChargingFerret: HahaNyandeer
control_rig: lrrGRAHAM lrrKATHLEEN lrrCAMERON lrrADAM
CorruptDropbear: lrrDILLY
Croc64: Feel like ben's deck is more slanted than it was pre ppr image cut
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DipneaDragon: oh boi some embercleave ninja
birbwizard: notes: battle....of .....wits
stateofcomatose: The decks are certainly higher than before
TemporallyAwry: Theros - "Erobos does a Bad Job" Edition
zuchen_120: That deck...is going to fall over. I don’t think he has enough to keep it up.
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nogbutt: Ben Wheeler has Achieved his final form
metalionic: Thanks for the HahaBall @revenant77x
antonaqua: #TeamSerge
Forgotten_Lizard: Higher stakes, like Wheelers deck. wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
MuffinsOnAHill: I want Ben to mulligan.
patrick_stonecrusher: HolidayPresent HolidayPresent HolidayPresent
gibbousm: Serge has a chance to win?
blast_shark: fuck yeah, nelson!
krimimimi: wheeler is playing his cube tonight
DoodlestheGreat: Serge, will you be one of the table friends next week?
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CtrlUltDefeatLive: biggest white
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: You didn't do well with Big White?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Shocker
simriel: @stateofcomatose I am not high enough for how high that deck is
Croc64: The greatest flaw of 242 cards, easy to convince yourself to keep a bad 7 over shuffling for a second time
Sogheim: Serge is intimidated by Ben's thicc deck? wheelerGuts sergeFall
ritchards: Oh gods... when Ben tutors...
Simonark: Big everything?
DipneaDragon: holy crap that's a deck
ComradeMik: oh no. battle of wits
DiscordianTokkan: A Big big big, and I mean BIG big
gibbousm: did....did Wheeler triple sleeve his deck?
ComradeMik: wheeler pls
DigitalSeahorse: :O that deck is SWOLE!
Rootpotato: if Serge isn't on embercleve I'm rioting
DigitalSeahorse: THICC deck
snowcookies: 242 cards
mtg_fanerdic: Wheeler taking "Magic the Shuffling" to a whole new level
birbwizard: your not playing shaharazad are you......
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @gibbousm He triple sized his deck
DigitalSeahorse: 4x sleeved?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Ben playing judges tower
DigitalSeahorse: :P
ChargingFerret: t3feri is white
RellaBug827: I keep trying to shuffle my deck, but it's dummy thicc, and the flicking of the card sleeves is alerting the judges
the_pallid_mask: was that a regulation cut?
DiscordianTokkan: 242 cards
Karfsma778: Sir, I'm gonna have to give you a warning for slow play
WolfgangCloud: in before 45 tutors
Nansus: Wait why is that deck million cards?
ritchards: not "a lot" of shuffling
patrick_stonecrusher: i sense a battle of wits seabatBRAIN
aliencheese2: teferi wasnt on the lists
DigitalSeahorse: !deck
Loonatic93: OMG! He isn't actually playing this, is he?
Fpsflipper: YEEEEES
ComradeMik: guarantee its battle of wits
ChargingFerret: @Nansus battle of wits
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
CtrlUltDefeatLive: grixis ninjas?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Go gettem Serge!
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh.
the_pallid_mask: should we send a card shuffle to the moonbase for this?
juliee_: The stakes have never been higher
LonelyTex: wheelerPogf
Croc64: Does he have to be telling the truth when he apologizes?
LonelyTex: wheelerPog
DigitalSeahorse: uh
Paranundrox: And I have to delete a quote wheelerClown
DiscordianTokkan: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
CorruptDropbear: Stakes are very high
ComradeMik: those are not the right decklists
kimmiekoneko: oof that's tough
Nansus: ChargingFerret Ohh I see, neat!
F1SHOR: wait he already has he plays hovermyr :P
ToastyLoaff: I was watching that episode, I believe you said you would take everything you said about hovermyr back
ChargingFerret: !card battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
DigitalSeahorse: bot still has last year's decks
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Serge, bring honor back to the dojo
control_rig: 5 color battle of wits WOW
snowcookies: 5-colour good stuff
simriel: @Paranundrox What quote?
spimmmm: 240 card 5 color good stuff
dangerous_safety: !findquote stakes
LRRbot: Quote #5234: "You can't be a vegetarian, you have a stake in your heart!" —Kathleen, as Euphomia [2018-08-04]
AttackCowboy: wheelerDroopy wheelerY wheelerH
Sogheim: lrrPAUL it's Five Color Good Stuff! lrrPAUL
TheWarbo: i didn't hear anything serge, me hearing it will trigger when fallen shinobi equipped with embercleave hits wheeler
deinonychus24: That bottom card will get crushed under the weight of the deck
gibbousm: wait.....WHY is Ben playing Battle of Wits in Canlander? Thats not 100 cards!
ninja_theory_ashrams: teenage mutant ninja fairies
Paranundrox: @simriel that he'll never apologize to Serge
BecauseGnomes: I have a quote from Wheeler saved to my phone: "What's our base color? Yes"
Paranundrox: @gibbousm minimum 100
birbwizard: how many fetches.....
Rootpotato: is robinhood an honorable ninja
Krisotf: I feel like, if anything, this is the match to decide the premiere lands pilot of the format
Croc64: Ben, if you can see this, if you're running the new Niv in this deck I'll give you all my money, all $0 of it
lowman02: don't worry we'll get to the bottom card, I'm calling Arc Slogger wins on T7
DigitalSeahorse: LRRbot this is 2020! catch up already :P
Mornish: lrrJUDGE
Karfsma778: hehe, side disadvantage
CorruptDropbear: island go
F1SHOR: ben just came prepaired for the mill meta
Karfsma778: *Size
ChandlerAndJoven: I've come from the canlander discord
ChaoticObserver: That is... quite a card stack to suddenly tune in to see.
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Simonark: Wink condition
blast_shark: Look at serge's draft deck lrrBEEJ
CorruptDropbear: blind flip
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InsertUserHere_: Wow...it really towers
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: This must be how Limited players feel when they look at EDH decks for the first time
AgentMagicMaster: LOL
MiranFurze: bens decks shadow is grate
DigitalSeahorse: already
DigitalSeahorse: lol
MuffinsOnAHill: Incoming hubris check.
birbwizard: wat!!
Mornish: omg the deck shows up in the bottom of Ben's face cam
the_pallid_mask: will serges confidence be his undoing?
atrociouslyambisinister: The lands mirror!
gibbousm: Ben Wheeler abusing Magic?
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless
control_rig: Serge :(
nogbutt: thats a big deck
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben stop, I can't breathe
TheWooglie: Did Paul have to enter all those cards?
DigitalSeahorse: sergeJustRight lrrSERGE
Croc64: I imagine the card reader has trouble loading about 142 more cards than usual
the_pallid_mask: Hubris!
blast_shark: Reveal and don't flip to send a message
InsertUserHere_: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Huh. I coulda sworn I stacked my deck correctly
UnspokenKibbles: Wheeler is magic #goals
DiscordianTokkan: The Ramp!
tergonis: wheeler is a liar, confirmed
the_pallid_mask: lol
antonjanicke: plot twist: there's only shuffling
Sibwow: is this the hovermyror match?
Paranundrox: Shufflecount: 1
ToastyLoaff: kaka!- knight
DigitalSeahorse: kakaw
atrociouslyambisinister: Liar v liar
Radyin: What is Ben’s deck name?
merrowMania: And all Hippocamps have flying
DigitalSeahorse: Ben's deck name?
simriel: His deck doesn't deserve a name
lowman02: @DigitalSeahorse Battle of Memes
ToastyLoaff: They may take out lives, but they will never take our feathers!
Flamingfrozengnome: to give it a name would be to validate it
RellaBug827: Wheeler's deck is a nameless menace
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: What sound does a Polish bird make? Kra-kow.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: This is an extra long loading screen
Croc64: "I argue randomization by right of how the hell could I stack this"
DigitalSeahorse: Battle of THICC Memes? :P
Arakasi01: He's on walkers?
dangerous_safety: name "the stack"
CorruptDropbear: Superfriends deck
RealGamerCow: Can someone explain why Ben's deck has more than 100 cards?
Simonark: One tiny fatal mistake
ChandlerAndJoven: is wheeler playing the horse joke in deck form
Sogheim: there's eight Chads I bet
CorruptDropbear: 300 card superfriends
the_pallid_mask: does he hate them more than losing?
Croc64: 242 cards, 5 colors, room for utility lands, easy peasy lemon squeezy
SuperGiraffe: Wheeler on 5 colour infect of wits
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Nice Commander deck Ben
Juliamon: !cardreader on
RellaBug827: @realgamercow battle of wits
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
CorruptDropbear: Shuffle 2
Paranundrox: 5c Storm? :P
InsertUserHere_: Battle of wits time!
JimmyArgon: "Very little shuffling"
ToastyLoaff: grabs arc slogger
Croc64: What if the spell is uncounterable serge
Karfsma778: what if the spell is uncounterable
Paranundrox: not with Demonic I guess
gibbousm: so does Ben get 10 points?
F1SHOR: sofar shuffled 2/3 turns lol
birbwizard: Ben you said very little shuffling
gibbousm: or 20?
Paranundrox: @gibbousm yes
orimazer: both non permanent spells have been searches
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simriel: This sure is A Deck.
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Paranundrox: 10 points per deck
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: only 10 points
ComradeMik: !card battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
Paranundrox: no matter what
the_pallid_mask: lol
1losttheGame: No shuffling remember
Arakasi01: If DT is the last card they can cast that turn maybe you should just counter the tutor
Sogheim: Ben Wheeler, abusing magic...
ironram18: Arc Slogger for the win?
LRRbot: Drowned Catacomb | Land | Drowned Catacomb enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
birbwizard: God dammit ben
Paranundrox: Ben, you've shuffled like every turn
F1SHOR: atleast he can shuffle fast
the_pallid_mask: ben "never shuffling" wheeler
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: *plays 5C 242-card deck* *forgets he plays fetches*
Elliebot9000: counter any spell that says "shuffle"
ironram18: !Arc Slogger
ToastyLoaff: cast arc slogger. draw into battle
Croc64: Ben has shuffled longer than both he and serge have actually played magic
DiscordianTokkan: "Bug Doctor, I have fetch lands wheelerClown "
Croc64: And I think that's great
rarermonsters: Why did Ben bring a commander deck?
tergonis: serge don't feel bad about giving wheeler a hard time
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
ToastyLoaff: 1card arc slogger
Paranundrox: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
Simonark: This deck is 5-colour horse tribal
merrowMania: !card arc slogger
LRRbot: Arc-Slogger [3RR] | Creature — Beast [4/5] | {R}, Exile the top ten cards of your library: Arc-Slogger deals 2 damage to any target.
control_rig: Haha
ANDORK3: what does bens deck do?
control_rig: *thunk*
birbwizard: Serge kill him before this madness continues.
jawz77: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
deinonychus24: Optics joke
ToastyLoaff: it works!
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
atrociouslyambisinister: Wait is Wheeler running more than a hundred?
LRRbot: Supreme Verdict [1WWU] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy all creatures.
werebears_arms: Thanks for the HahaDoge @pipesmokingowl
PipeSmokingOwl: lenKelsey
Paranundrox: counter what they tutor for, Serge
TehAmelie: we need an engineer to eyeball an effective way to randomize that whole deck
Arakasi01: Gotta love the can't be countered
TheWarbo: "never counter the tutor, just counter the spell"
Elliebot9000: @ANDORK3 Battle of Wits. If you have more than 200 cards in your library, you win the game
Paranundrox: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Rattlechains [1U] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Rattlechains enters the battlefield, target Spirit gains hexproof until end of turn. / You may cast Spirit spells as though they had flash.
PipeSmokingOwl: @werebears_arms as is ur right
LRRbot: Sulfur Falls | Land | Sulfur Falls enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
SluggishThinker: wait a heckond
Paranundrox: setting up the Embercleave
TheMoatman: YES
LRRbot: Stormchaser Mage [UR] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Flying, haste / Prowess
DigitalSeahorse: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL RPGEmpty lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
atrociouslyambisinister: Holy MOLY Wheeler is amazing.
SluggishThinker: cascade planeswalker stax
SluggishThinker: ok
TheMoatman: Serge is actually doing it, the madman
ConspicuousCompiler: @DigitalSeahorse I like your T E E T H
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
jawz77: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
birbwizard: kill him Serge please.
LRRbot: Humility [2WW] | Enchantment | All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.
Croc64: Oh no
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
atrociouslyambisinister: I'm glad this match is first because I need to head out p early.
Vyous: YES!
ChargingFerret: YES
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orimazer: judges hate him
control_rig: Nooooo
Karfsma778: rip
DiscordianTokkan: 4 turn clock still!
antonjanicke: oof that hurts
Elliebot9000: Humility is such a dumb card
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Whelp
control_rig: Whyyyy
SketchyDetails: lol
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: I do like me a good 1/1 though
atrociouslyambisinister: not *technically* a wrath.
DigitalSeahorse: ConspicuousCompiler, gee thanks, I need to see a dentist soonish lol
birbwizard: oh no why would you do this!! Ben you monster!!
metalionic: wheelerHub wheelerHub
ConspicuousCompiler: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrSERGE lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
F1SHOR: humility revenge of ravens lock coming
orimazer: does he have the opalescence followup?
flatluigi: does humility turn off ninjitsu
Paranundrox: Night of Souls Betrayal
krimimi: wheeler is on big white again
ChargingFerret: no
Paranundrox: is what you really need
birbwizard: @flatluigi no
atrociouslyambisinister: If a humility's Shinobicleave occurs it still counts right
Paranundrox: @flatluigi no Ninjutsu functions in hand
MuffinsOnAHill: So now ninjas can ninjutsu, but not have abilities....
Diabore: does the fallen shinobi have to get cards for serge to be satisfied?
LRRbot: Nahiri, the Harbinger [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nahiri [4] | [+2]: You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / [−2]: Exile target enchantment, tapped artifact, or tapped creature. / [−8]: Search your library for an artifact or creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. It gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Elliebot9000: The SHADOW of ben's deck is bigger than Serge's deck
orimazer: they have abilities in hand
ComradeMik: how does the time stamping work for humility?
TehAmelie: damn it is
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad my name allows for 5-6 emotes on the same line
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
control_rig: MORE searching library
Paranundrox: @ComradeMik equipment works if it's equipped after Humility came down
merrowMania: Notice he didn't say he had to shuffle for the ult LUL
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
rarermonsters: So Ben's playing 5 color "extend the stream"
ylegm: Is that a felwar stone on Ben's side?
birbwizard: filthy filthy liar
Arakasi01: Didn't even want to thin the deck Kappa
TheMoatman: What is wheeler on?
Paranundrox: @ylegm yes
n0n4m3r_gw: How many cards Ben have in the deck?
narset6691: lose 2 life!
Pharmacistjudge: !decklists
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
control_rig: Ben is there something in your deck that DOESN'T make you search your deck and shuffle!?
Paranundrox: @TheMoatman Battle of Wits something
ComradeMik: @paranundrox isn't there a weird interaction with creatures?
the_pallid_mask: Ben "kind of tired of shuffling" Wheeler
atrociouslyambisinister: That's a nice 1/1 in exile
martypunker: !prismatic lens
ChargingFerret: @ComradeMik if any card says that creatures change base whatever or text, they have it if it came into play after humility, but not before
TheMoatman: Dear god
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE sergePride_SG
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Paranundrox: @ComradeMik not sure what you mean. It just makes things 1/1s
Pharmacistjudge: hmm those aren't todays decks
birbwizard: kill him please serge
gibbousm: it enters as a 1/1 with NO counters
DiscordianTokkan: PEW PEW
Vyous: It's a 1/1 with 5 counters
merrowMania: It's a 1/1 with not counters
ComradeMik: @chargingferret thanks friend
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the play is to not run BoW
birbwizard: 1/1
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerPog lrrJUDGE
DiscordianTokkan: 1/1 with counters?
Croc64: It's a counters with 1/1
lowman02: it has the counters
nogbutt: YES
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: It just gives up
Elliebot9000: it's a 1/1 that's also a planeswalker
ToastyLoaff: counters/counters with 1
ProtatoBlood: it sure is something
Paranundrox: why would you look at Chat, Ben
tergonis: unless you are a judge plz no
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a 1/1 with 5 squirrels.
narset6691: did surge lose the 2 life from swift end?
Croc64: It taps for green
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Clone would work so it should work as well.
control_rig: This is why you don't use Humility!
Paranundrox: why would you look at us for answers
JDogg2K4: I'd expect 1/1 w/ counters
birbwizard: its absolutely a 1/1
DiscordianTokkan: It enters WITH, then loses abilites
merrowMania: x=0 for optimal play
carrotzone: 1/1 with counters
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE wheelerPog PrideBalloons
gibbousm: It now enters the battlefield as if it was ALWAYS under Humility
Alas_Babylon: !card Humility
LRRbot: Humility [2WW] | Enchantment | All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun 2 just play it for 0
Laurence72: it is a paperweight
ChargingFerret: nelson's pause
F1SHOR: can you play it for 0? make a 1/1
CorruptDropbear: "humility in play" "ewwww"
ConspicuousCompiler: It is a 0/0. Chat is shocked as a state-based effect.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Nelson with the "yoooouu"
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
TheMoatman: There's always judgechat
TheWarbo: "we have a humility in play" "youuuuu"
Croc64: It's now an oko
dangerous_safety: Oops all judges
ToastyLoaff: tbf, humility is dumb
Arakasi01: I feel like it's a 5/5
birbwizard: his first response: you......
rzrdrgn: Oops, all judges
excalgold: is there now three judges standing there stareing trying to figure out whats happening ?
gibbousm: Its the same thing as with Blood Moon
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: 3/3's the best I can do
Loonatic93: Duck Season!
ProtatoBlood: it's infinite/infinite i think
rarermonsters: Chat, meanwhile never has any humility in play
aitsu100: love your nails BTW Nelly
noSmokeFire: it's a combination pizza hut and taco bell
accountmadeforants: I just got here and saw the size of Ben's deck. YES.
CorruptDropbear: enter the battlefield doesn't trigger?
tergonis: bring out the phone to check layers
ferretopia: Its a 5/5?
Paranundrox: they changed Humility recently, yeah
Paranundrox: so lord knows
DigitalSeahorse: Nelson: "deck too THICC disqualification?"
RockPusher: lrrJUDGE
excalgold: lrrFINE
stateofcomatose: lrrJUDGE
jawz77: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's definitely a 1/1. There is a question as to whether it has any +1/+1 counters, but it's definitely a 1/1.
birbwizard: its absolutely a 1/1
control_rig: lrrJUDGE
lowman02: @Arakasi01 if it means anything i've done this a ton on modo, for some reason, and it's a 1/1 with X counters
snowb0und: Finally, someone found out how to break Walking Ballista!
seenoham: Surprise it's a 3/6
jbukarau: either way you cant ping anything
canadianbobo: does nelson want pms
ToastyLoaff: talk about ways humility is silly
amam741: Rule 614.12
Evochron13: i wasn't here when thhe stream started but... what the hell did wheeler do (deck wise)
Laurence72: so, uh, I just got here... is Canadian Highlander a 100 card deck thing, or is that just the minimum?
98paperboys: lrrJUDGE
Juliamon: !decklist
F1SHOR: bonus best card your not playing?
TheGoozler: I heard my name
ferretopia: god I hope he doesn't have to tutor anything out of that deck
floki4242: yeah there's a lot to talk about how about the Obelisk of cards
ThorSokar: OK, so I missed a thing, WHY is Ben's deck the Tower of Pisa?
Jondare: Ahh Humility, the bane of judges everywhere
Arakasi01: @lowman02 I'd assume because it enters with, that's a thing that's on the stack, whereas humility is not a stack thing.
Paranundrox: @Laurence72 it is a minimum
shea_wolfe: Minimum Laurence72
atrociouslyambisinister: @laurence72 it's a minimum
jbukarau: when it enters are the key words
lowman02: @Arakasi01 yeah
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun as of ixalan, it enters with no counters
Laurence72: ok, thanks all :)
shadowypenguin: why does Ben have 41 planeswalkers
Croc64: @ferretopia We;ve already seen Demonic Tutor, their's no hope
Paranundrox: @Arakasi01 but it did change recently like Blood Moon and Dark Depths
gibbousm: It will lose the ability before it applies
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Wow. Ben's on 91 lands. And people say he doesn't play enough lands. Kappa
LonelyTex: !card Walking ballista
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
ChargingFerret: it is a 1/1 with no abilities, but it has and doesn't have +1/+1 counters on the same time, a shrodinger's ballista
excalgold: jesus a necron obelisk of cards
LonelyTex: It says it just enters. So it's not a trigger.
Vyous: So is watery grave though
Paranundrox: this feels like Blood Moon + Dark Depths
LonelyTex: So this is a judge question.
boyg_: base power
JustNotAFox: I would assume it's the same as BM + DD
Arakasi01: @Paranundrox True. I have no idea.
Elliebot9000: Blood Moon with Dark Depths enters with no counters
birbwizard: it's not a trigger
Anarchon_D: its not a creature til on the field? its a creature spell?
merrowMania: It's the same interaction as with Blood Moon
Mornish: because it enters with the counters I think it's fine, it doesn't enter then have an ability that puts them on
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben is disqualified for being confusing.
NickNackLive: 1/1 no abilities I believe. same thing happen with my local play group
gibbousm: It will lose the "enters with counters" ability BEFORE it applies
JarofGoats: Googling suggests, as of ixalan, enters with no counters
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accountmadeforants: The rules changes with Blood Sun were weird. So yeah, no idea.
Paranundrox: they changed it *relatively* recently
Simonark: If they are all judges this is just Satan in Paradise Lost levels of trolling. Ben Wheeler is the best devil
Loonatic93: So how does Humility work with the Theros Enchantment/God cards?
Mornish: lrrJUDGE
F1SHOR: wheres our l3 judge
Croc64: Yeah but 1 of those judges brought battle of wits so really we only have 3
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Save us Beej-sama
DiscordianTokkan: BeejCanlander!
ChargingFerret: we need level 5 superjudge beej
Sibwow: lrrBEEJ
CorruptDropbear: level 6 superjudge
ToastyLoaff: Judge! My opponent played Humility!
JustNotAFox: @Mornish Dark Depths also enters with the counters, Blood Moon now prevents the counters from being on it
simriel: This is why when someone brings Humility to a Legacy event I am judging I just mentally allot like 20 extra minutes of runtime
ProtatoBlood: L5 superjudge PogChamp
ThorSokar: Grandmaster Beej to the rescue!
rarermonsters: Being a judge doesn't mean you know how humility works, it just means you know how to look it up
theamc2000: Humitly
birbwizard: l8 judge beej
Sogheim: Beej would get it right but for the wrong reason
Alas_Babylon: Level 6 HYPERJUDGE
NathanJay_GA: the only level 5 Superjudge
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun as of the ixalan rules update, balista has no counters
excalgold: wheres the LBeej judge?
Tecnocrat: Comes into play abilities no longer apply as of Sep 2017.
juliee_: Someone call the world's only L5 superjudge
CorruptDropbear: lrrBEEEJ
TheMoatman: Seems like Comp Rules 614.12 says it should be a 5/5
snowb0und: Drag an L5 out of retirement!
Jondare: Seems like we need Tabak on the phone :P
ChargingFerret: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ
swampmist1142: BEEJ
JarofGoats: Rules 614.12, 614.16d from the comprehensive rules update Ixalan
kerbalized_: I just got here.... is wheeler trying to do what I think he is?
snowcookies: Someone's clipping this, yes?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ
mick_myage: its a 1/1 no counters
azureHaights: Save us, Obeej-wan Kenobeej, you're our only hope
PatFromIT: cheerwhal1000 LaYeRs ArE iNtUiTiVe
Altoguy16499: I'm just tuning in...Is wheeler playing Battle of Wits?
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SluggishThinker: LORD BEAJE
F1SHOR: if you call beej you follow his ruling
Ristow: just split the difference, it's a 3/3 Kappa
simriel: I will accept Beej Ruling
weatherlight2: Thanks for the HahaGoose @patfromit
ferretopia: why doesn't he have a judge uniform?
rarermonsters: Judges don't need to know how Humility works, they need to know how to fix a game where someone's been forgetting to lose life off of bitterblossom for three turns
noSmokeFire: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @patfromit
lowman02: Thanks for the HahaBaby @patfromit
SluggishThinker: Chad Beej
MuffinsOnAHill: The Beej has spoken!!!
PhorrestGaze: lrrBEEJ HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugRight
F1SHOR: benginDab benginDab benginDab
ballesta25: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @patfromit
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: So spoketh Beej
LonelyTex: lrrBeej
DiscordianTokkan: That's a level 6 hyperjudge for you
ThorSokar: DECISION MADE
deinonychus24: I agree with Beej
LonelyTex: lrrBEEJ
AranMathai: The superjudge has ruled!
SluggishThinker: Beej T-posing on the rules
birbwizard: beej has spoken
juliee_: The world's only L5 superjudge hath spoken
Pharmacistjudge: So what's going on?
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT wheelerClown wheelerClown
keltonhicks8: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ
kumatsu: imagine if they put Humility in Puzzle Quest
seth_erickson: !quote superjudge
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CtrlUltDefeatLive: beej has a format?
atrociouslyambisinister: I don't even know what Beej said tbh
Tajessa: Level 5 super judge has ruled
BertZZ: Beej knows his layers!
Loonatic93: Well, how does it work in Magic PQ?
RockPusher: PrideWingL lrrBEEJ PrideWingR
gibbousm: Per the actual Comprehensive Rules Ixalan update, it will Lose the ability before it applies so no counters
sing_o_muse: HahaShrugLeft HahaSnowhal HahaShrugRight
lowman02: I mean at a minimum beej is right :P
Kaorti: The only *living* one
LonelyTex: @Pharmacistjudge Walking Ballista with a Humility in play
Athelgar: lol that L5 SuperJudge!
SluggishThinker: none of the other level 5 judges survived
SketchyDetails: The continuous effect of humility applies to the creature as it ETBs. So the ETB trigger doesn't exist to trigger once it hits the battlefield
Pharmacistjudge: @LoadingReadyRun can you brief me on the ruling?
simriel: @CtrlUltDefeatLive Beejlander
Laurence72: If he is actually correct....
Paranundrox: yeah exactly @rarermonsters
LonelyTex: @Pharmacistjudge Does it enter with counters or not
Rioxcon: king solomon it give it 2.5 counters
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't know Beej even played magic
CanPlayGames: lrrBEEEJ lrrDOTS lrrARROW
ToastyLoaff: hes the judge who can end that game with the kid using platinum angel
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge Humility and Walking Ballista
Pantsravaganza: Praise be to Beej!
blast_shark: Beej is the true highlander
Deftscythe: how many levels of judge are you one my dude?
TheMoatman: Serge opened with the "good" part
ConspicuousCompiler: Queue Melissa Etheridge's "Beej is the Only One" in the background.
F1SHOR: beej was too powerful they couldnt take his power
CtrlUltDefeatLive: oh right I forgot
accountmadeforants: Probably no counters
merrowMania: It's a 1/1
birbwizard: @pharmacistjudge Ben is responsible for all this
emitationkrab: just got off work how much have I missed
merrowMania: No counters
ComradeMik: like 4 or 5
Simonark: Douglas Adams guest wrote the paper fight tonight
CorruptDropbear: 11 levels of judge
DiscordianTokkan: How many levels of judge are you on, like 5 or 6 my dude
damastaflex69: its 22
13Ghost13: and we thought the shuffling was going to be what makes this match go long
CorruptDropbear: YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE CHILD
MuffinsOnAHill: Excuse me. It's 11 judge levels with Beej!
Pharmacistjudge: It is a 1/1 with no abilities
sing_o_muse: !deck
sing_o_muse: !decks
azureHaights: Actual Technopath Ben Wheeler
Pharmacistjudge: regardless of what you paid for x
P4r7YG0D: In both cases the Hydra would be 6/6. Power and toughness setting is applied in layer 7b, counters are applied in layer 7d. So we'd apply layer 7b first, setting the power and toughness to 1/1. After that the counter would be applied, so there are 5 +1/+1 counters on it, so it would end up as a 6/6.
gibbousm: I contain a non-zero level of Judgeship and have regularly had to handle this ruling with Commander players
TheMoatman: Well humility is on layer 4
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CtrlUltDefeatLive: Serge you can't be the premier lands pilot if you blow up all of your lands
Altoguy16499: this is layers, isn't it?
Ktolos: Same update as blood moon, with the release of iconic masters, it’ll enter as a 1/1 with no counters
TheMoatman: Or 3?
Laurence72: so was Beej right?
simriel: @Pharmacistjudge The good old answer to Humility judge calls.Just repeat those words
ComradeMik: talk about why? "no"
amam741: Rule 614.12
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accountmadeforants: I forgot how the Ixalan changes made Blood Sun interact with Lotus Vale. Yeah, no replacement effects. No counters.
Altoguy16499: Thanks for the HahaTurtledove @breadisbest1
TehAmelie: more broadly, if the ETB ability triggers before Humility comes into effect
Pharmacistjudge: It won't get the counters as the replacement effect isn't in effect due to humility
NathanJay_GA: Wheeler: "Dont play a wrath in a creature deck!" Also Wheeler: *plays Humility with creatures*
Pharmacistjudge: it's the dark depths thing
ChandlerAndJoven: aren't we all the premier lands pilot of the format?
LonelyTex: @TehAmelie It is not an ETB Ability.
TehAmelie: oh rats
SketchyDetails: creatures with abilities that trigger AS they enter the battlefield are ahead of humility blanking them
atrociouslyambisinister: Oh right, that's why there was the Blood Sun Karoo deck that was never actually a thing
JustNotAFox: Premier Hovermyr pilot of the format PogChamp
Vyous: To determine which replacement effects apply and how they apply, check the characteristics of the permanent as it would exist on the battlefield
amam741: Sorry Nelly
ChargingFerret: AS applies, WITH don't
Paranundrox: @SketchyDetails not anymore. they lose replacement effects now too
Loonatic93: Can you then cast it for zero?
Paranundrox: yes
Croc64: All that for a 1/1
Pharmacistjudge: correect
Laurence72: so was Beej right?
banachspacebar: but that's the case regardless
NrgSpoon: there's a similar question with a hydra that says it enters with counters though
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, you can just put 0 into X and it'll be a 1/1 before state-based sees it as 0
orimazer: now he plays opalescence
TheWarbo: it's basically the same as Spark Doubling a pw getting a loyalty: you get ETB replacement effects that didn't exist until it left the stack
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
TheMoatman: Oh I missed a very important part of a sentence in 614.12
simriel: @Laurence72 Beej was correct about many things... But not this
Arakasi01: Which figure?
MrGreywill: Umm... How many cards does that one deck have?
Karfsma778: disenchant
RAZRBCK08: 242
TehAmelie: 242
Laurence72: @simriel nuts. Thanks though :)
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
MrGreywill: Nice
nogbutt: lava dart
Alas_Babylon: Probably 250, since Battle of Wits requires ... never mind, 242
cheesecake_and_carrot_pie: i believe bens deck has 41 ways to shuffle itself plus a path to exile
TehAmelie: jinx!
excalgold: @MrGreywill yes
birbwizard: Ben why would you do this to us.....
gibbousm: is it time for EMBERCLEAVE?!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
n0n4m3r_gw: !card battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
garciaj8878: is this commander
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice Curious Obsession.
SuperGiraffe: How does humility work with Dryad Arbor? Can it not tap for mana? Is it not green?
orimazer: different layers, serge
orimazer: timestamps don't matter
Paranundrox: @orimazer it does for the ability
Pharmacistjudge: Layer 6 time stamp does matter
LRRbot: Vraska, Golgari Queen [2BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [4] | [+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. / [−3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost 3 or less. / [−9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
PatFromIT: LaYeRs ArE iNtUiTiVe
Paranundrox: not the P/T
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride_SG sergePride_SG sergePride_SG Serge's deck just too THICC lrrBEEJ
gibbousm: @SuperGiraffe Dryad Arbor is a Creature Land - Dryad that is a Green and a 1/1
Karfsma778: @SuperGiraffe No, it can't tap. It's still green, as that's no longer an ability, it's just a thing
ryder221: i joined when that how thing started and now my head hurts
Pharmacistjudge: curiou obsession does grant an ability, so it and humilty are on layer 6
keltonhicks8: ben should be dead from prowess?
Alas_Babylon: Gain a life and spill my deck
keltonhicks8: already lol
SuperGiraffe: Thanks folks
ConspicuousCompiler: simGee katesRip
Alas_Babylon: It doesn't have Prowess
orimazer: ah fair
Alas_Babylon: Humility says No
Croc64: Good lord
keltonhicks8: oh duh
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Cutting to the wide shot kills me every time.
Kyir: But no embercleave :(
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Ben's deck
shadowypenguin: you should not have tutored for wrath
ThorSokar: Why is Ben's deck 200 cards?
shadowypenguin: you needed a creature if you have one
Alas_Babylon: !card Battle of WIts
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
Golldum: thanks humility for being clear as always
tvenn: Haha that’s my first time seeing the deck size
alcoriangod7: I can't get over the fact that there's almost an obelisk on the table...
Alas_Babylon: ^^
CasperFree: Dumb question, doesn't highlander have to be 100 exactly?
simriel: @ThorSokar 242
ipoddodd: Does that mean Ninjitsu doesn't work in Humility?
ThorSokar: oh, my mistake
Croc64: @CasperFree Minimum 100, no max
ThorSokar: lol
DrSpiralHaze: Just got here... how many cards does Ben's deck have?
SketchyDetails: suddenly serge was playing grixis `1/1
TehAmelie: i want to call Humility a fun police card, but then the judge discussion over it was the most fun part of the game
Feltic: 5 color all stuff?
Croc64: Canadian highlander specifically @CasperFree
ChargingFerret: @CasperFree Commander is 100 exactly
Simonark: 242
DrSpiralHaze: geez
Vyous: Modo will start to chuck with this deck
ferretopia: cat oven is terrible on Arena
Alas_Babylon: @ipoddodd I want to say it does work, since it's an effect that triggers from hand
gkirilenko: doesn't battle of witts lag as hell on modo if you tutor for something ?
simriel: @TehAmelie Humility judge calls are a trip
erfunk: I honestly missed that the huge stack was Ben's _deck_, thinking it was a satin tower or some other tall black case.
Pharmacistjudge: So...I walk in...and we have a judge ruling for humility?
DiscordianTokkan: @TehAmelie Any time we have to call Beej in for a ruling is the best
noSmokeFire: battle of wits needs some kind of deck jig
Lithobraker: I was hoping the tutor was for BoW
CasperFree: Thanks, I didn't know that distinction
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: It makes the Jim Carrey sound from Dumb and Dumber
Croc64: Ben looks like an rpg merchant offering serge the oppurtunity to buy and sell his deck between rounds
birbwizard: "staahhppppp!"
Alas_Babylon: I wonder why they didn't add Battle of Wits to Historic...
Karfsma778: @Pharmacistjudge AND ben's on Battle of Wits because he hates us
TheMoatman: "Why do you hate me, father"
Croc64: With just stacks of decks spread amonst his hands
Athelgar: nothing like burning time-outs seaching a 250 card deck in MtG:Arena
Pharmacistjudge: oh serge, I did Sylvan Library and 2x chains...and an SCG classic
Elettrodomestico: !card painter's servant
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters the battlefield, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
boyg_: Is this shuffle actually random?
Sogheim: does Sylvan Library still do the weird interaction with Abundance?
TheMoatman: Well I mean it's humility
BrowneePoints: It's 2019 eh?
voodooray: 2020*
TeferiTimeRavelerBFF: wait its 2019?
PipeSmokingOwl: and 2. its 2020
Mornish: uhhhh 209
narset6691: 2020 lol
ChargingFerret: 2020
frozenphoenix7: Actually Ben it's 2020
LonelyTex: 2019
Croc64: "it's 2019" "Judges make mistakes"
MuffinsOnAHill: @Sogheim yes
Mornish: 2019
munnaperson: 2020
Alas_Babylon: @frozenphoenix7 Serge, not Ben :p
birbwizard: 1 no its 2020
Pharmacistjudge: Also, this ruling changed recently
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 2020
ninja_theory_ashrams: prerecorded
Laurence72: Judges are human?? I'm not certain I believe you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's 2074.
LonelyTex: LUL
kumatsu: really it boils down to nobody should be expected to know how every one of the thousands of cards interact
TheMoatman: Humility is actually calls that because it teaches humility to judges
Pharmacistjudge: that's the biggest part
tergonis: you think we're just gonna let that slide?
Alas_Babylon: 10,000 years ago
DrSpiralHaze: It's [CURRENT YEAR]
Kaorti: It's 20XX
TheMoatman: *called
togez_nuz: Chonky Ben I love it
frozenphoenix7: @alas_babylon Exactly
Sogheim: @MuffinsOnAHill that was a mess, do people still use it?
Ristow: this is prerecorded confirmed
Croc64: We live in the future
TehAmelie: Serge rules it's 2019. i'm fine with it
SirBootCrab: it's a 2019 tournament
garciaj8878: why is his deck so big
LonelyTex: I thought the year was 1802
Simonark: One of these men is playing a game. The other wars against the almighty
shea_wolfe: It's clearly Serge's top 5 of 2019
Alas_Babylon: @frozenphoenix7 Indeed, Sogheim
MuffinsOnAHill: No idea
Arcticblast324: did Serge just switch the side he's keeping his deck on
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Look, we've accepted in Friday Nights that things don't exist until we've seen them personally
CasperFree: I love Serge
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
birbwizard: *pained groan*
ChargingFerret: these archaic cards were printed a million years ago and dug up by the Wizards of the coast archaleogist team and commercialozed
gibbousm: okay Ben, I have to ask do you run Opalescence in there as well? Starfield of Nyx?
Karfsma778: oh hey it's an evolving wilds
SketchyDetails: OH. So 614.12 basically require that the ETB effect checks that it still exists at the time that it would go on the stack.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That is the one that comes into play tapped unless you have 4 or more lands.
PatFromIT: Ben, I kinda want to ask questions
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So Ben, can I ask. When you cast DT last game, why didn't you find Battle of Wits?
DigitalSeahorse: 2019 cardset
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, the year was 17 78, how I wish I was in Sherbrooke nooo katesOw
Sogheim: most expensive Terramorphic Expanse
EvilBadman: being right immediately is not important. learning where to research the correct answer is best. this is not just applicable to judging
narset6691: dsut bowl
Karfsma778: tec edge
narset6691: dust bowl**
simriel: @Pharmacistjudge Friend of mines showed me a boardstate of Ancestral into Chains, and then their opponent flashed in a Notion Thief
Elettrodomestico: !card strip mine
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
antonjanicke: shuffle count is at 1
TheMoatman: gibbousm don't forget about Mycosynth Lattice
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birbwizard: no Ben no
amam741: No one woiuld notice
DigitalSeahorse: 2020 is for perfect vision, no more judge mistakes this year
DrSpiralHaze: Farseek
Skyotonic: !card minds eye
LRRbot: Mind's Eye [5] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card farseek
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | Creeping Tar Pit enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Creeping Tar Pit becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
TheMoatman: And the one that makes all artifacts into x/x creatures with p/t=CMC
Zalbaag: So, how many points is Ben's deck?
Croc64: Believe me I'm watching
kumatsu: Learning is overrated
Croc64: Not sure I'm learning
djalternative: farsuck
JustNotAFox: Ha! Joke's on you, he has a Nature's Lore Kappa
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Sogheim: Serge doin' watch and learn after Delver? really?
DiscordianTokkan: @DigitalSeahorse Well, average vision. 20/10 vision exists
Pharmacistjudge: that rule changed, only 10 points are allowed regardless of deck size
DigitalSeahorse: Haha2020 Haha2020 Haha2020
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
DrSpiralHaze: It's wobbeling
CorruptDropbear: Jenga MTG
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So Ben, can I ask. When you cast DT last game, why didn't you find Battle of Wits?
Croc64: Ben is going to punch this deck off the table at some point
flatluigi: I would very much like to see the deck fall over
TehAmelie: that deck IS the judge's tower
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | Spirebluff Canal enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Croc64: I just only hope we'll see it
DigitalSeahorse: wibbly deck
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Ben's deck peeks into his camera shot lol
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters the battlefield tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Simonark: Tragic downfall
Alas_Babylon: Kari Zev!
Alas_Babylon: Man, it's been so long since I've seen her played
blast_shark: You know what card costs 5 mana?
DiscordianTokkan: Menaché and Monké
Alas_Babylon: Please turn 3 Wits
DigitalSeahorse: if Serge manages to topple deck without touching it, he wins
itsr67: kari zev, enabling ninjas forever
Lithobraker: Please Battle of WIts right now
Laurence72: ^
Croc64: Does *anyone* have a ragavan token
asianxperience: i really want Ben to win with his big deck
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
ChargingFerret: Shuffle count is at 2
boyg_: RIP kari zev
LRRbot: Selesnya Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.
Croc64: "this is important chat" uh oh
ComradeMik: I need to find some of those blank cards for tokens
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Simonark: Simian illustrator Serge Yager
CorruptDropbear: you make me go bananas
Alas_Babylon: That was a lot of mana to find a Forest
UrlorJkron: So i just got here, is ben actually playing battle of wits?
philippekav: so few fetches
the_pallid_mask: Much shuffle
Alas_Babylon: Watery Grave and Temple Garden
Tecnocrat: He's totally cheating, but it cuts down on the shuffling, so it's ok.
DrSpiralHaze: Serge was off, it's the ramp spell that searches ONLY a forest.
itsr67: this man is r a m p i n g
Skyotonic: !card savannah
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
DigitalSeahorse: Serge making tokens sergeJustRight
merrowMania: Who won the last game? It's not updated
JimmyArgon: This sure is a lot of shuffling
birbwizard: @urlorjkron yes
Alas_Babylon: Or... Savannah and Undergrond Sea work too
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
sing_o_muse: yes @UrlorJkron
98paperboys: It's not from ravnica either
PatFromIT: @UrlorJkron It has yet to actually be played, but his deck sure is Thick
TheMoatman: Storm count is at two
Croc64: 10/10
Elliebot9000: should've written "CAW CAW"
LRRbot: Mist-Syndicate Naga [2U] | Creature — Naga Ninja [3/1] | Ninjutsu {2}{U} / Whenever Mist-Syndicate Naga deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Mist-Syndicate Naga.
amam741: Ninjas!
DrSpiralHaze: Ooooh! Banana!
EvilBadman: That's an appealing picture Serge
sing_o_muse: LUL
the_pallid_mask: OWL2019calavera
asianxperience: In response Ben rips Serge's monkey token
DrSpiralHaze: If you squint, that Naga kinda looks like a banana.
Croc64: I feel like this deck is the gatekeeper to hell
Croc64: You can probably beat it
ComradeMik: the blowout!
Croc64: but is it worth it
merrowMania: @Croc64 Who won game 1? It's not shown
RellaBug827: serge's drawing though
Alas_Babylon: @merrowMania Serge did
ToastyLoaff: so i counted, Ben has between 35 and 39 shuffle effects depending on how you count planeswalkers ults
Croc64: Serge @merrowMania
amam741: Add the curse that searches for other curses
Laurence72: Academy Rector? I barely knew her!
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Dressing like a Monkey doesn't preclude you from farm duties Paul
Croc64: Our hero lost g1
ChargingFerret: overwhelming splendor, curse of death's hold
TehAmelie: "I'm going to cast Swords to Plowshares ... please don't hit the table too hard, Serge" - Ben Wheeler, 2020
munnaperson: serge
Ukon_Cairns: it will be missed
merrowMania: Thanks
Pharmacistjudge: i love it in tempo
DiscordianTokkan: !card academy rector
LRRbot: Academy Rector [3W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: THAT surprised ssandSPOOKED
EvilBadman: Paul, serge is missing his g1 win dot
TheMoatman: Has Serge managed to land the embercleave yet?
Simonark: 720 cards makes a
Sogheim: @Laurence72 x33nHKE
EvilBadman: oh hey you got there. <3
DrSpiralHaze: Good news! Ragavan is gonna come back!
CasperFree: lrrPAUL
Simonark: big shuffle
amam741: Not today @TheMoatman
shadowypenguin: its not his fault your snake retired
PatFromIT: Ahem, we call that the Shadow Realm now Serge
LRRbot: Bring to Light [3GU] | Sorcery | Converge — Search your library for a creature, instant, or sorcery card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast Bring to Light, exile that card, then shuffle your library. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Croc64: NIV
Alas_Babylon: oh no
Croc64: Aw
Croc64: Nvm
Alas_Babylon: Not Niv...
Alas_Babylon: It's Battle
Croc64: Half of it's there
DigitalSeahorse: tell chat later too
Alas_Babylon: Oh, never mind
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
the_pallid_mask: we need a shuffle count
munnaperson: shuffle
ToastyLoaff: 33-39 shuffles ben.....33-39
antonjanicke: shuffle count at 4
JustNotAFox: Oh, I get why canlander is called "constructed cube" now fluffyfoxThinking
shadowypenguin: O_O
Elettrodomestico: !card fabricate
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
munnaperson: 7 this game
DiscordianTokkan: Blightsteel!
birbwizard: Ben filthy liar many shuffles
asianxperience: oh big Infect guy
orimazer: is this just shuffle tribal
ChargingFerret: shuffle at 5
DiscordianTokkan: !card blightsteel col
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
orimazer: i think this is shuffle tribal
Sogheim: Kytheon? yay
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Serge, the phrases "no shuffling" and "only shuffling" are easy to mix up Kappa
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
itsr67: i'm going to find a bLiGhTsTeEl CoLoSsUs
Croc64: *bass riff*
CorruptDropbear: IT'S SO BIGGGG
noSmokeFire: baaaaaby chad, do do do dooo
ChargingFerret: I wonder why
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
Ukon_Cairns: How Big Is It ? Wowee
youngking7523: Tinker is the best
DiscordianTokkan: Ben's deckname should really be Horse Joke dot Deck
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Simonark: Alex and Cam have a lot of work to be this memorable
simriel: @DiscordianTokkan I hate how right that is
DrSpiralHaze: It's a Giedon Lord
zuchen_120: I’ve got a dig beck, wait, that doesn’t work as well.
TehAmelie: Wheeler drew so mightily, he was able to cast the colossus and Chad at the same time
Croc64: I remember this story
the_pallid_mask: ow
ChargingFerret: :(
sing_o_muse: F's for Ben
Croc64: It's a real good one
noSmokeFire: Gideon, Who Cannot Fall Down Stairs
flatluigi: @JarofGoats he cast tinker
DiscordianTokkan: Woof
ninja_theory_ashrams: HahaNutcracker
ToastyLoaff: ive tried to fatally push chad
CtrlUltDefeatLive: <message deleted>oh the double punt
BrindleBoar: That's the point at which you read the card Kappa
JarofGoats: Ahh, thanks @flatluigi
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LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Alas_Babylon: So I'm noticing a slight issue here
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
LRRbot: Guardian Idol [2] | Artifact | Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
ChargingFerret: nice
birbwizard: no Ben this is your biggest punt is this deck with so many shuffle effects....
Croc64: Ah yes, a classic "this" style deck
Croc64: BoW and Guardian Idol
Croc64: Tale as old as time
amam741: It's inmy self-polymorph EDH deck
BrindleBoar: as a wee 'Ler? Kappa
antonjanicke: No! Give us the Battle of Wits!
Kyir: But now Ben has to shuffle it all again
UrlorJkron: wow
lowman02: who's Ben's commander?
Arakasi01: Becomes a 2/2 artifact creature with no creature type, weird
Croc64: Well clearly tinker needs to go back to 4
NathanJay_GA: !card Battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
ThatDangSkeleton: Thanks for the HahaCat @matrixknight88
asianxperience: the classic tinker, blightsteel
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat
Masdamondi: HOW MANY CARDS IS HE RUNNING
CasperFree: lrrPaul
ComradeMik: ah, 5 colour good stuff BoW
Anubis169: chat, we still have a veto on the word 'punt' ok?
DiscordianTokkan: 242
birbwizard: 242
simriel: 242
Laurence72: I would laugh if he forgot to put Battle of Wits in
Anubis169: let's keep it positive manYES
DigitalSeahorse: 242
spiffinn: do we know what ben's points are?
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syrup1_gt: !card Inkwell Leviathan
LRRbot: Inkwell Leviathan [7UU] | Artifact Creature — Leviathan [7/11] | Trample / Islandwalk / Shroud
theamc2000: Is this game one or 3
Masdamondi: WHY
Krisotf: going into 3
simriel: 242 cards. This is real life
theamc2000: Match not game
UrlorJkron: Thanks for the HahaThink @lariatwest
itsr67: !card battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
Ghostalker: I definitely tried to skip forward past shuffling just now. forgot this isn't the vod
nogbutt: Search your library tribal
Alas_Babylon: Is Serge running WAR Ashiok?
syrup1_gt: @ghostalker bruh moment
ChargingFerret: it's a good deck that can just win with battle of wits randomly
RellaBug827: @ghostalker Mood
Elliebot9000: plot twist, wheeler didn't even include battle of wits
Comeback323: I was sad he didnt BTL for BoW
reaperlord3491: Just came in. Is this seriously a battle of wits deck?
birbwizard: @masdamondi also humility and made Nelson immediately reboot
TheMoatman: can you imagine casting BoW at 199 cards
gwardandtheidiotsquad: I am here to play with dangerous paper cuts
itsr67: @reaperlord3491 yep
TheMoatman: That would be such a feelbad
TehAmelie: Shandalar let you have 500 card decks, so of course i did that. and it didn't even have Battle of Wits.
DiscordianTokkan: My Large Adult Sons
Simonark: Serge has answers but not to these questions
Jondare: !card blightsteel colossus
LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
NathanJay_GA: !card Midnight clock
LRRbot: Midnight Clock [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile Midnight Clock.
havtorn_: I mean, the Akroan Colossus was a thing, right?
CorruptDropbear: wow this is shuffle tribal, even blightsteel forces a shuffle
blast_shark: Blight Nyx Colossus
amam741: Blightsteel fails the vanilla test, that means it's a bad card
Pharmacistjudge: well there are colossus on theros...and there was a hint towards phyrexians....so it is possible?
Sogheim: well, my first son is Darksteel Colossus, but now comes the Approach of the Second Son, Blightsteel
Flamingfrozengnome: Guardian of Meletis was a real card
dsandefur5257: I'm sorry what monstrosity is Wheeler playing
seth_erickson: !card Colossus of Akros
LRRbot: Colossus of Akros [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [10/10] | Defender, indestructible / {10}: Monstrosity 10. / As long as Colossus of Akros is monstrous, it has trample and can attack as though it didn't have defender.
revjakenash: Is that a super charbelcher?
itsr67: Ben is actually playing with like 50 cards, just with about 200 cards to find those 50
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Island | Basic Snow Land — Island |
ChargingFerret: do you guys think that ben's deck passes the sadistic sacrament deck?
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amam741: 242 card Battle of Wits deck @dsandefur5257
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
CorruptDropbear: Shuffle Tribal deck
birbwizard: @revjakenash I wish
Krisotf: @Pharmacistjudge is the vanilla test the one where you submerge the card in mustard?
Flamingfrozengnome: wow I was totally thinking of th wrong card
LRRbot: Grand Coliseum | Land | Grand Coliseum enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Grand Coliseum deals 1 damage to you.
senshi5609: no i have a question does Ben’s Point list double in amount due to his deck being double in size?
simriel: I...
TheMoatman: A Shitty of Brass
Elliebot9000: neat card
Croc64: Best flash 1 drop of all time
DiscordianTokkan: The omni pain land!
senshi5609: now^
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
ChargingFerret: @senshi5609 no
simriel: I... got nothing
amam741: Adds all six colors
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
TheMoatman: @senshi5609 used to, doesn't any more
LRRbot: Garruk, Cursed Huntsman [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | [0]: Create two 2/2 black and green Wolf creature tokens with "When this creature dies, put a loyalty counter on each Garruk you control." / [−3]: Destroy target creature. Draw a card. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample."
TheMoatman: They changed the rules a few years back
DiscordianTokkan: Gar Bear!
LonelyTex: NO MY BABY
LonelyTex: NOOOOOOOO
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
blast_shark: sure is six mana
TehAmelie: City of Mostly Better Than Brass
TheMoatman: It used to be 10 points per hundred
Pharmacistjudge: sorry @LonelyTex
Alas_Babylon: Garruk, Cursed Huntboi
itsr67: ben is practically playing a whole cube
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Comeback323: oh...missed land drop
Elliebot9000: ummm akshually chrome mox can't add colorless
Zath_: @LonelyTex lrrFINE
lowman02: we getting oko'd here
gwardandtheidiotsquad: how is highlander played. I have not heard of this format.
Litebuffroast: Watch, Serge gonna Gush that Island in 3 turns for 2x value
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
Croc64: Did he miss it, or choose not to play it, that's the real question
CorruptDropbear: 100 card singleton
itsr67: Is this what they mean when they say Highlander is "Constructed Cube"?
CorruptDropbear: pointslist
UrlorJkron: i feel more like it's legacy singleton
itsr67: just throw the whole cube in a deck
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Radyin: !canlander
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birbwizard: are you about to shuffle Ben......please dont......
Croc64: Oh god
LRRbot: Rakdos Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.
Croc64: Ben has a normal mountain
gwardandtheidiotsquad: thank you bot
TehAmelie: it looks like Ben's deck has grown since the last game. probably just the placement in the shot
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG
orimazer: turn 3 no shuffle
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @itsr67 YEah. Ben constructed a cube and is using it as his deck
Croc64: We saw a snow covered mountain
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Sogheim: what sass
Croc64: He has a tainted pact in the list doesn't he
Kaorti: Missed his shuffle drop
TheWarbo: i enjoyed that comment from lrrPAUL
RockPusher: PowerUpL lrrSLOTH PowerUpR
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost 3 or less.
wordswords1: has ben been changing decks every turn? seems like he's a red artifact deck now
DiscordianTokkan: @Kaorti I just sprayed beer all over my keyboard. Dang!
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMuldcb lrrSACK_SG
ChargingFerret: ben could've saved a life
Alas_Babylon: When you have 242 cards, every game is a unique game
Sibwow: could have used signet to not take damage
Kaorti: @DiscordianTokkan Sorry for your keyboard :P
ChargingFerret: using the coliseum for colorless to activate the signet, as mana burn ins
birbwizard: your playing the battle of wits deck Ben. you lied and said not that many shuffle effects then spent almost every turn last 2 games shuffling NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: abrupt play
JDogg2K4: Paying so much life
ChargingFerret: t a thing
TehAmelie: how many different archetypes can you fit in a deck?
ConspicuousCompiler: lrrSERGE taking up that shuffling habit. It's contagious!
LRRbot: Venser, Shaper Savant [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Flash / When Venser, Shaper Savant enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: playing for scrbbles in prismatic?!?
Elliebot9000: oh god prismatic that's a blast from the past
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos, Tireless Pilgrim enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Another shuffle, eh?
CorruptDropbear: oh no the infinite
gwardandtheidiotsquad: anyone play magic arena here?
voodooray: prismatic had cards made for the format
the_pallid_mask: shuffle count?
MadRemedy: 5C is a cool as heck format if you're rich and like to ruin expensive cards
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !dpoints
Croc64: DoortoDoorShuffleSalesman
LonelyTex: LOL
matufin0: There so much shuffling in ben deck
Pharmacistjudge: playing for scribbles was the important part
Kyir: cast it, coward
birbwizard: oh good more shuffling......
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
Elliebot9000: ben you should keep your deck in alphabetical order to make searches easier
merrowMania: Lose two life
blast_shark: yarp has been called
Officinalis: Lost two
revjakenash: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
Alas_Babylon: this is fine
TheMoatman: lrrCREEPL_SA lrrCREEPR_SA what does this look like?
TheMoatman: Nope
Croc64: All I can think is ben accidentally missing a card while searching, and having to go through the deck again
Simonark: The real play is that he doesnt have battle of wits in the deck
Arakasi01: Ben is on 13 from the venser no?
birbwizard: do it Serge
Multra0: certinaly is tireless hes got no wheels
ConspicuousCompiler: Like the creepiest eyebrows @TheMoatman
DigitalSeahorse: benginWat_TK
Officinalis: Actual...kindof factual Tec Edge.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerClown
DigitalSeahorse: xD
gkirilenko: full sorted deck + a program that determine what card you draw
blast_shark: Poor serge has to cut this deck
flatluigi: doesn't your 1/1 have flash
Pnoy__: doesnt it have flash?
l0gin4me: 1-1 with flash?
Arcticblast324: your 1/1 has Flash Serge
Pintyhet: Cut that thiccness
InsaneMuadib: isn't it flash?
Croc64: It has flash serge, you can do both
DrSpiralHaze: It's reaching into his camera!
Jondare: sailor has flash serge...
itsr67: heaven forbid this deck becomes boxed
TheMoatman: I mean, I want wheeler to lose because I want a fallen shinobi to embercleave his face, but I would also be down for a battle of wits win
Elliebot9000: @gkirilenko tool assisted MTG I love it
Pharmacistjudge: you need a clock
InsaneMuadib: wait til he realizes it chat.
Krisotf: Serge doesn't NEED to cut the deck
dsandefur5257: Memes are real tonight
Pharmacistjudge: you're tempo...you are the clock
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
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LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
Croc64: Oh baby
birbwizard: you know I'm glad no one is spiteful here because we would have them cutting Ben's deck every time.
erfunk: !card Spectral Sailor
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Only one mist. Let's not get wild, here
damastaflex69: doesnt sailor have flash
munnaperson: tolarian academe please
Croc64: Yes damasta, yes it does
Elliebot9000: reading the card explains the card
lowman02: card's quite good
damastaflex69: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
merrowMania: Missed Sailor
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: what if shuffling gets so time consuming it consumes the allowed time for the match?
damastaflex69: indeed
itsr67: Everything that it manifests can be played, basically
flatluigi: yeah serge will read it eventually
Croc64: But uh, serge has a lot on the mind right now
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
Krisotf: Wait you just "flip" your manifest whenever you want for it's casting cost?
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
Croc64: Being forced to fight a 242 deck after dealing with humility rulings can drain a man
Alas_Babylon: @Krisotf No, you have to respect timing rules
seth_erickson: if it's a creature @Krisotf
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
Karfsma778: oh no
revjakenash: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Sogheim: wheelerHub
merrowMania: wheelerHub
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
CorruptDropbear: welcome to paradox hell
Forgotten_Lizard: wheelerHub LUL
TheMoatman: Hardcast force of will?
itsr67: @Krisotf If it's a creature, any time, if it's not a creature, you need to activate the mists to flip it
sing_o_muse: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
MuffinsOnAHill: I miss this card.
InsaneMuadib: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
excalgold: i think my dyslexia manifested i saw that emote as 'hub sir'
AttackCowboy: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsHalp wheelerHub lrrSERGE
blast_shark: swan song PogChamp
lowman02: steel sabotage, please ben
lowman02: far more playable
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerHub katesH vileolHeck
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Pnoy__: this is why you flash
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes land token.
damn_i_am_pretty: Cmon Serge, draw a mineshaft!
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
CorruptDropbear: WASTED
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen that circle on playmats
TheMoatman: A full playset, but only one is ever used
excalgold: does that 'token' say 'hi serge' ?
Arcticblast324: hey Serge how do you feel about Vandalblast
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is he playing Life from the Loam? Does he look like the Premier Lands Player of the Format to you?
orimazer: do i have one copy, or was it only none? well do you feel lucky? well do you, punk?
Sogheim: just wondering why Serge doesn't have Ceremonious Rejection or Steel Sabotage given how Highlander decks are filled with artifacts
TehAmelie: AND it draws him cards
TheMoatman: I TOLD YOU, SERGE
gibbousm: turns out making 2/2s are really good. I mean look at how much play Whisperwood Elemental saw
Croc64: I feel like it was a best card you're not playing at some point
DigitalSeahorse: wat card?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @Sogheim Real answer? Because they're dead in enough matchups that it's not worth it.
itsr67: it;s a blue enchant that makes tokens
itsr67: this fits
Officinalis: @Sogheim decks are big?
Croc64: Or was mentioned as one, but wasn't the discussed card
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield tapped. / As Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
Krisotf: how do I call the card reader? is it ex point before or after the word "card"
damn_i_am_pretty: Hidetsergu’s Off By One Rite
Sogheim: @door2doorHovermyrSalesman but it's fun to dream
LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
TehAmelie: it's !card
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @Sogheim You mean this isn't a dream? Ben's playing Battle of Wits in real life? LUL
Krisotf: !card Primordial Mist
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
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excalgold: oh god whats happening......
LRRbot: Omniscience [7UUU] | Enchantment | You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.
damn_i_am_pretty: Why is Ben’s deck not called “Horse Joke.dec”?
TehAmelie: it actually draws from Gatherer, plus whatever Paul may have put in the card reader. such fun
syrup1_gt: bruh
LonelyTex: LOL
Elliebot9000: the naked omniscience
gibbousm: now all you need is Enter the Infinite
Elite4Melrose: lrrFINE
syrup1_gt: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:16.
simriel: This is the definition of Powerful Nothing isnt it
kenny_roberts84: Scoop Serge SCOOOP
mrsarkhan: I don't think it's actually fine.
itsr67: real david vs goliath here
Chillie: !updog
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LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !card primordial mist
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrFINE
orimazer: wait you can cast yuriko?
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [3] | [+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / [−1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5. / [−4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.
orimazer: lol
UrlorJkron: oof
excalgold: is Serge going to the shadow Realm ?
djalternative: is this where serge plays "you're in command"?
NrgSpoon: the CLAAAAW
shadowypenguin: did he draw?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Wait, when'd Ben get Omniscience out?
Krisotf: !card mox amber
LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
shadowypenguin: oh he did
TehAmelie: Battle of Wits is just a feint, isn't it? almost a real. . .battle of wits
Krisotf: oo doesn't tap for colourless with the engine
Officinalis: Ain't no laws when you have a Tezz claw.
DigitalSeahorse: for frack sake, twitch, stop putting stream on source when I tab out
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Tap A faster.
ChargingFerret: Kappa why does ben have 5 black mama floating Kappa
flatluigi: gonna love it if he played this deck and just didn't put battle of wits in it
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
itsr67: I think ben is playing the magic version of what it's like to be in a mecha
philippekav: literally the last hope
gibbousm: or Venser
theamc2000: This is round one!?!?!
Krisotf: battle of wits babyyyy
DigitalSeahorse: weird THICC decks
Elettrodomestico: What dice are those?
itsr67: I'm pretty sure this has transcended beyond Magic at this point
patrick_stonecrusher: Parkour!
northos: #pivot
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erfunk: Vensor to get Murderous Rider back to deal with Tezzeret?
blast_shark: If that card was german you'd be in the market for some real cash
Karfsma778: but that damage could kill tezzeret
l0gin4me: i'd clear tezz
Krymzon19: Thanks Serge for the play layouts, really enjoy that
DeltaNegative: Always wondered, do you guys proxy @LoadingReadyRun ?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: If you have a scary pain in the butt, consult your doctor
Pharmacistjudge: i'm not a fan of this line. Serge is off tempo, which is the worst position for a tempo deck
LRRbot: Venser, Shaper Savant [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Flash / When Venser, Shaper Savant enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
flatluigi: i feel like serge is just pretty off kilter atm
northos: can't kill tez right? if Serge attacked him Ben would just chump rider?
MuffinsOnAHill: You could say that Bens deck makes the game...a battle of wits.
Krymzon19: lmao
pktt: I think the line there would have been force a chump rider and let yuriko through to face, or block yuriko and lose tezz
LRRbot: Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker [3RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sarkhan [4] | [+1]: Until end of turn, Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker becomes a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature with flying, indestructible, and haste. / [−3]: Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker deals 4 damage to target creature. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your draw step, draw two additional cards" and "At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand."
sing_o_muse: why doesn't Ben untap his mountain?
flatluigi: !card paradox engine
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @sing_o_muse Engine untaps nonlands
sing_o_muse: ah I see
bowsin_durrows: Engine would be even more busted if it untapped lands as well.
UrlorJkron: just 5/5s
Krisotf: how many points is Engine?
blast_shark: When you get down to it. Sarkhan is just an angry Gideon
lowman02: @Krisotf o
lowman02: 0 rather
wtrob: Does the Talisman need haste to attack since it was animated this turn?
gibbousm: Serge, have you tried milling your opponent to death?
Kyir: What's that ninja Serge has out?
TwilightAvalon: !card primordial mist
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Venser, Shaper Savant [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Flash / When Venser, Shaper Savant enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
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itsr67: @wtrob No, since it has been under Ben's control since last upkeep
lowman02: !card Yuriko
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
Tecnocrat: I don't believe this is a Battle of Wits deck, as we haven't seen the card at all yet.
Elliebot9000: @wtrob it only matters if it entered play or changed control. animating is neither of those things
northos: wtrob only if it was played this turn
Krisotf: if serge mills blightsteel that just means more shuffling
Croc64: @wtrob No, it matters when the animated card entered, not when it becomes a creature
cheesecake_and_carrot_pie: Thanks for the HahaSleep @ascruffmcgruffin
revjakenash: The tutors that find Paradox are what's pointed
wtrob: Thanks chat
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
wtrob: Didn't know how that ruling worked
frozenphoenix7: Doesnt untap Sarkhan technically
bowsin_durrows: Does, he is a nonland permanent.
espi: what the hell kind of game did I just stumble onto?
lowman02: !card paradox engine
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
shadowypenguin: did he forget to use his planeswalkers?
blast_shark: I wonder how the matchup looks between battle of wits and lantern prison
itsr67: @wtrob yeah, "summoning sickness" is a thing that is relieved during untap I think
lowman02: yeah it does
lowman02: he's a critter at that point
flatluigi: he used his planeswalkers
cheesecake_and_carrot_pie: @frozenphoenix7 yes it does
lowman02: and regardless
lowman02: all nonlands
frozenphoenix7: Oh, nonland only. thought it was nonland noncreature
LRRbot: Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [3] | [+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / [−1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5. / [−4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.
TheMoatman: Wait why was that untapped
ContingentCat: hey LRRfolk, I need to share this (probably so obvious) cooking hack I discovered, a bit of gravy in soup is really nice.
TheMoatman: Didn't that signet swing?
wtrob: This really makes me want to build Paradox Academy now
TwilightAvalon: nothing made me happier when Paradox Engine was banned in EDH...never used for anything fair
Vyous: @TheMoatman paradox engine
lowman02: @TheMoatman Paradox trigger
TheMoatman: Oh right
kartik_221: Is this game 1?
espi: Serge has no teens, no mutants, no ninja and no faeries in play
Pintyhet: I have no idea how this game is going to turn out. I’m so stressed.
itsr67: there's a LOT going on in this game
northos: this is REAL magic
antonaqua: @TwilightAvalon Fair is relative though
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Pintyhet: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
TehAmelie: i feel like Ben's deck is his worst enemy
Calaban161: Game 3 of round 1
Elliebot9000: Serge is putting up a valiant fight against someone with omniscience that's drawing two cards a turn
Klandox: @espi all phyrexians are mutants
PatFromIT: Now THIS is podracing!
AranMathai: That was amazing!
LRRbot: Sphinx of the Steel Wind [5WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [6/6] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink, protection from red and from green
flatluigi: woof
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
InsaneMuadib: Ben since it's dead and won't matter for this match can you let Serge know spectral sailor has flash?
Pintyhet: Oh!
syrup1_gt: wtf is this game? Is this Yug-i-oh
TehAmelie: valiant effort by Serge yes
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Cowboy Magic!
wtrob: SPhinx wheelerPog
birbarino: man those were awesome games
ComradeMik: yikes
Lithobraker: Sphinx of the steel wind was my first Mythic ever!
corpseponcho: my fav
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerKappa
syrup1_gt: who won?
simriel: I'm kinda mad that Wheeler won with this... Pile...
electric_claire: Haha, that deck is so big
revjakenash: wheelerY wheelerH
AgentMagicMaster: wheelerPog
inheizen: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:08.
flatluigi: someone tell him it has flash too
Pintyhet: These were real games with meme decks. I’m about it.
TehAmelie: it's a good pile Bront
InsaneMuadib: Flash Serge
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH katesH vileolHeck wheelerKappap
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly is that massive pile of cards one deck
PatFromIT: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH sergeHeart
InsaneMuadib: it has flash too
Croc64: wheelerBless wheelerBless
wtrob: The best part about Ben's deck is that it shows up on the side camera
Sogheim: so where's the Battle of Wits?
Croc64: The hero won
Elliebot9000: "real games with meme decks" is honestly the best part about canlander
Momir_Nik: wheelerY wheelerT
aronfreyr1212: That certainly is the biggest deck I ever saw
lowman02: assume we may have a long wait on the back tables--these games were over in a hurry
UrlorJkron: Can't lose to Battle of Wits if you just die to combat damage HahaThink
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:31:15. lrrSPOT
Croc64: "Baby I paid 10 mana, you bet your bottom I can cast these cards for free"
Jikaran: Pls tell serge the 1/1 flier has flash D:
TheMoatman: When we come to, we'll be in a completely different country and newly married
Krisotf: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Calaban161: They where waiting because of Ben
ironram18: what was that game
TehAmelie: if a dog was watching, that would have been over 8 hours to it. so long!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like there's no gravity.
sing_o_muse: wheelerH wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
Simonark: At risk of asking a silly question, how many of the 242 were lands?
lowman02: @Simonark 92 think he said
Elliebot9000: ben said like 90 something?
TehAmelie: someone said 9 basics
ContingentCat: !decklists
lowman02: I run a 237 variant which is on 88
RellaBug827: i think it was 92, ye
wtrob: Did Jer use Primordial Mist as a best card you're not playing before?
Calaban161: !subscribeservofacts
zuchen_120: 8 land battle of wits charbelcher next week.
Simonark: That were a thing
ToastyLoaff: lrrMATT
cheesecake_and_carrot_pie: it's 91 with a healthy amount of artifact ramp
RellaBug827: @calaban161 !unsubscribeservofacts
Klandox: lrrCIRCLE katesLewd lrrCIRCLE
lowman02: @zuchen_120 you laugh but if you weren't restricted by points that'd be a deck
Calaban161: !unsubscribeservofacts
TehAmelie: in fact i could only find 4 basic lands there
lowman02: not a great one, but it'd work find
lowman02: *fine
RellaBug827: lrrDOTS
jkoon78076: I had to leave for a few. who won this round
ContingentCat: Ben
sing_o_muse: lrrCIRCLE_RD
PatFromIT: Ben
RellaBug827: @jkoon78076 wheeler
lirazel64: Wheeler
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Krymzon19: Wheeler
jkoon78076: thanks guys. :)
tergonis: the obelisk was triumphant
TehAmelie: *Also Sprach Zarathustra plays*
sing_o_muse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrCIRCLE_SA lrrCIRCLE_TK
lirazel64: Apes toss bones at sny
lirazel64: *sky
CadoiPi: will canada take in american refugees from ww3?
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
keltonhicks8: anyone ever built a sunforger package into your deck?
RellaBug827: @croc64 !moreservofactsplz
PatFromIT: @CadoiPi I bloody hope so
Krymzon19: Yes, but they're in for a hard surprise about left leaning.
RellaBug827: @cadoipi please? i don't wanna be stuck in this garbage country
NotCainNorAbel: hate to do this: just got home, what did I miss?
Krymzon19: Free healthcare, free schooling, scaling taxes up until 49,5%
Flamingfrozengnome: ben wheeler on battle of wits
Elliebot9000: @NotCainNorAbel Battle of Wits vs. Embercleave Ninjas
Krymzon19: Ben won
lowman02: @NotCainNorAbel Ben jammed battle of wits and beat serge on UB/r ninjas
RellaBug827: @notcainnorabel canlander winter, was just wheeler v. serge
Juliamon: Chat, please switch topics. No politics.
phenexian: Howdy everyone, hope yall are having a good evening
lowman02: thanks @Juliamon
simriel: Oh good. Actual deck sizes
ContingentCat: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4891: "Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?" —Ian [2018-04-17]
syrup1_gt: @notcainnorabel serve played Ben's absurd battle of site deck and lost
bowsin_durrows: One match between a 300? card deck and a normal deck.
TehAmelie: gentlemen
CorruptDropbear: lrrCAMERON_TK
blast_shark: battle clowns
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NotCainNorAbel: Thanks @Elliebot9000 @lowman02 @RellaBug827 and @syrup1_gt
keltonhicks8: battle gentlemen
calculated_uncertainties: are we supposed to pick a champion?
TheWarbo: Round 1: Battle of Wits, Round 2: Battle of Flicks
keltonhicks8: some of my favorite bois in nelson and cam
Type_One___: Cheer100
flatluigi: i don't think this is right
coreyh2: HahaThisisfine
CorruptDropbear: lrrCAMERON_TK shouldn't I be higher?
antonaqua: Don't tilt yourself :)
Croc64: Try not to think about the fact that you might have to fight a 242 card deck next round
Krisotf: this is a card game, not a battle of wits
lowman02: It's just Cowboy Magic
simriel: Oh I see Cam shaved
JonnyGlitch: What did I miss?
RellaBug827: @croc64 !blessyouservofactsbot
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Just here to play cowboy magic
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
NotCainNorAbel: I do love this format/league
EnoTheTonberry: Turn 1 Planeswalker? No Fair!
wtrob: I really like Nelson's nails
TZTFG: Cam flexing on us
ComradeMik: back on the browns?
SoulEater50210: It says that Cam wants to lose with the browns
JonnyGlitch: Jundrocrats?
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
ComradeMik: Aristos?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1.
RonnieHwan: what is his format?
NotCainNorAbel: Floor card!
snowcookies: Lovely nails
zuchen_120: Jund? Not 4 color?
ContingentCat: "cleaveland browns" sounds like a euphemism for some unfortunate bathroom situation
amam741: !card Butcher of the Horde
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
RellaBug827: !quote
Lithobraker: ContingentCat or a sex act that you find on Urban dictionary
CorruptDropbear: just like the cleaveland browns!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: return of the Cleveland Browns!
CorruptDropbear: thoughtsieze the thoughtsieze lrrCAMERON_TK
ContingentCat: @Lithobraker or some combination
NotCainNorAbel: @RonnieHwan Canadian Highlander. https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/intro-to-format/
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: ouch shock
LetsConsider: I'm never certain if the sex acts on Urban Dictionary are real or not
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sounds like Alex noticed the size of Ben's deck
mcmacmtg: cheers to nelson! my fav player
snowcookies: Happy soon birthday!
EnoTheTonberry: Send Two Plateaus!
NotCainNorAbel: @LetsConsider Someone tried them; not that they stayed with those people.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: too late nelson said the magic words
markededge: Send cameron a platauea?
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1.
Officinalis: American President's day is coming up. Red and White are two of those colors...
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Croc64: Got it, send cameron a title to a landmass categorized as a plateau
Krisotf: can i send cameron a drawing of a plateau card on mail time
GamesAndInk: Don't send Cam a plateau, don't send cam a plateau, send cam a plateau, must send cam a plateau
ChargingFerret: The moonbase will be flooded with plateaus
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
UrlorJkron: cry
LoadingReadyRun: !canleague
DigitalSeahorse: you made Cameron's bday sound like a religious holiday :P
moncala95: Does DRS make red mana?
flatluigi: cast cry, cam cries
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: paint Cameron a picture of the plateaus near Santa Fe and send it on mailtime, got it.
ContingentCat: plot twist: we send Cam nice paintings of flat landscapes
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON ferociousInno
mrjoshuads: Is there a reason so many of the LRR crew have painted nails or did they just feel like being pretty?
Croc64: DRS makes any color as it desires @moncala95
LoadingReadyRun: lrr.cc/canleague to see all the league stats :P
Juliamon: !canlanderleague
LRRbot: Six player tournament where the records carry over. Stats and decklists can be found at http://lrr.cc/canleague
EnoTheTonberry: Cameron's Birthday is, in fact, Ukranian Christmas
flatluigi: !card deathrite shaman
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
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Altoguy16499: should we send Cam a mountain and a plains stapled to eachother with plateau written on it?
CorruptDropbear: i don't want no scrub
Karfsma778: Right now it doesn't make any color of mana
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless ferociousInno
LoadingReadyRun: Juliamon :P
Croc64: GivePLZ wheelerGuts TakeNRG
haseo_sora: can we send cam a taiga instead? @LoadingReadyRun
Cardplayerwell: Can we send cam a tiger instead?
lirazel64: Just don't send Cameron a message by mistake.
EnoTheTonberry: Send Cam every other Dual land except for Plateau
lirazel64: *Mesa
wtrob: Mode is destroy target planeswalker?
amam741: Strictly worse Murder
lirazel64: Stuupid autocorrect...
NotCainNorAbel: two decks racing to kill their players
tergonis: adventure is gross and i love it
Loonatic93: Flaxen Intruder?
circusofkirkus: Lovestruck Beast?
noSmokeFire: curious pair?
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
Kyir: I love bad decks!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: @amam741 murder doesn't kill planeswalkers
Loonatic93: @amam741 Murder doesn't murder Planeswalkers. So not strictly worse.
rarermonsters: Eldraine was a storybook set so every card was a novel
seth_erickson: realm-cloaked giant?
wtrob: Yo I love gonti
lirazel64: We had a Brazen Borrower last round.
DaVeganPolice: why is Cameron's deck named "The Cleveland Browns" ? hahahah
noSmokeFire: remember chat: be cool, they can see us
UrlorJkron: you can take a land just not play it
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Nelson is talking about Beanstalk Giant.
Angreed66: serge had all three in his deck
seth_erickson: Gonti is my favorite card from kaladesh block
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Beanstalk Giant goes into Scapeshift decks
Krisotf: @noSmokeFire should I unplug my webcam?
patrick_stonecrusher: they can SEE me?? TheIlluminati lrrSPOOP
PatFromIT: @patrick_stonecrusher Shhhhh, don't let them know you know
Litebuffroast: This user asks how was the match between Ben and Surge.
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
CorruptDropbear: Diva time
noSmokeFire: the ulmer special
NotCainNorAbel: gotta mark those cards
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Loonatic93: I've had opponents hit me with Thief of Sanity and then cast out my Trostani the very same turn. And then concede right there after.
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
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ChargingFerret: Cam don’t do that
Karfsma778: ooof
amam741: I mean, I would coincede in fear if my opponent pulled out OG Duals and intentionally ruined them
bowsin_durrows: Well, yeah, you just tilt your opponent out so much that they don't want to play with you anymore.
Karfsma778: that's backbreaking
RellaBug827: @litebuffroast wheeler's battle of wits beat serge on grixis ninjas. it was entertaining
ThatDangSkeleton: CLEETUS
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: @litebuffroast Ben won with a 250 card deck against Serge.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: uh oh, it's cleetus
Cardplayerwell: Doesn't Nelson know Kalitas is bugged? Kappa
arkinoid: HEY CLEETUS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so unfair that Kalitas gets play and Drana doesn't from this set
Angreed66: well judith only triggers on non token
theeviljaffa: except judith doesn't proc off tokens
Croc64: Awkwardly, Judith doesn't work with tokens, the only things kleetus let's die
philippekav: judith is non token, at least the dies part
Chartle: it's fine just conscripts your own card back
noSmokeFire: Judy + Gonti = best friends. Cleetus = a serious party pooper
LRRbot: Carrier Thrall [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | When Carrier Thrall dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
UrlorJkron: Cleetus is a traitor after all
flatluigi: !card hissing
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hissing Miasma; Hissing Iguanar; Hissing Quagmire
flatluigi: !card hissing iguanar
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
CtrlUltDefeatLive: oh no the secret blood artist
LRRbot: Praetor's Grasp [1BB] | Sorcery | Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it face down. Then that player shuffles their library. You may look at and play that card for as long as it remains exiled.
MuffinsOnAHill: Cleetus has never done anything wrong. #TeamCleetus
Mavryk: I love the name of cameron's deck, I certainly hope he'll manage to make the playoffs.... but doubtful.
Elliebot9000: what a weirdo card
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, Nelson is on Steal Your Deck.
CorruptDropbear: i'll just take this from ya
ChargingFerret: Nelly, are you just stealing everyone’s stuff
MuffinsOnAHill: It's mister steal yo deck!!!!
Altoguy16499: I've used Paetor's Grasp very well in Commander. Stealing an opponents win con is great
NotCainNorAbel: the perfect yellow sleeves
haseo_sora: wow
JonnyGlitch: lrrWOW
Loonatic93: And then, outta nowhere, Cam plays Trostani! lrrBEEJ
arcskiez: is nelson the yj owner? PogChamp
CtrlUltDefeatLive: oh god sharpshooter!
patrick_stonecrusher: seabatYIKES
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "wow you're running that?"
lirazel64: lrrFINE
ChargingFerret: @altoguy16499 I run all of the similar cards I can in my gonti deck and use their cards to win
LRRbot: Simian Spirit Guide [2R] | Creature — Ape Spirit [2/2] | Exile Simian Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Nelson's deck "Forgot My Deck Can I Borrow Yours"
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
Litebuffroast: Balanced, as all games should be.
amam741: He's here!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: oh right sharpshooter wouldn't work on this board
TheWarbo: "do i have any outs?" "as the person who has most recently seen your library, yes you do"
Loonatic93: Oh My Gawd! That's Butcher of the Horde's music!
Spacecarl: man if it wasn't for Kalitas...
SaiaseiGM: *Ripping And Tearing Intensifies*
Oatway_: 6
ChargingFerret: Haste lifeline butcher? Using tokens
Athelgar: wasnt it one of the first Friday nights when y'all were teaching Paul magic and Alex rebuilt the white deck into a black deck and then wondered why he had all whose white cards in a black deck in a matter of sentances?
philippekav: 6
flatluigi: hissing iguanar won't shoot b/c cleetus
Sogheim: Judith pump?
flatluigi: and yes judith pump
Elliebot9000: this is the mtg equivalent of magikarp vs magikarp
noSmokeFire: @flatluigi cleetus is non-token
ChargingFerret: Judith pump
Altoguy16499: As long as cam plays at least 1 creature a turn, he can win in 9 turns!
syrup1_gt: aight fellas, imma head out
noSmokeFire: otherwise the zombies would make zombies
flatluigi: gotcha
bowsin_durrows: Except they're tokens so cleetus doesn't exile them before they hit the bin.
UrlorJkron: magicarp known hydro pump nowadays
thavleifrim: @UrlorJkron and earthwauke in the new raid
LRRbot: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [3/4] | Lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Revoker [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [2/1] | As Phyrexian Revoker enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name. / Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
amam741: Tie game
GamesAndInk: Resolve Triskaidekaphobia
hd_dabnado: Triskadekophobia time!
Loonatic93: Now he's a Ballerina of the Horde!
JDogg2K4: I have a colon, am I deactivated?
LucasTheDrgn: revoking the colons
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @JDogg2K4 You just can't activate your colon
UrlorJkron: deactivating your colon can be messy
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
Paladia_Gorom: This is some good magic
Oatway_: genghis khanstruct
Geekscience: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:50.
Moocanoe__: 4/4
sniperserpent: 4/4?
the_last_hop: !uptime
Pintyhet: Doctor: we had to remove your colon. Me why?
sniperserpent: there's negator, mox, wargear, and the construct itself
Loonatic93: Except the Mongols!
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
philippekav: shouldn't cameron have gained life from the butcher last turn ?
Litebuffroast: what's dealing damage, Judith?
amam741: No lifelink @philippekav
Altoguy16499: man, Cam just got silver bullet'd
Loonatic93: Nope Butcher got revoked.
Croc64: @philippekav Butcher doesn't always have lifelink, and cameron can't activate it's abilities due to revoker
arkinoid: Judith. Non token?
Sogheim: that was... odd
mcmacmtg: nelson bueller youre my hero
Cardplayerwell: Kalitas makes it not die, it gets exiled instead
JonnyGlitch: "take control of target players card, no takesis baksies"
Altoguy16499: judith says non-tokens die for pining, and kalitias made it so all of cam's creatures dying was exile rather than die
amam741: Turns out Kalitas is a good card, who knew?
keltonhicks8: god i love butcher of the horde though. and aristocrats
simriel: Kalitas is Removal Spell or Die to Aristocrats
MuffinsOnAHill: Just got back after getting food. Who won?
TheM8: ooooh! how far in are we?
nogbutt: which match is this?
amam741: "Gain ownership of target card an opponent owns"
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Match 2, Game 2
TwilightAvalon: Kalitas is just a Gross card
TheM8: thank you!
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart lrrCAMERON theonl45Heart
JonnyGlitch: "is hiding in the bathroom a good time?"
NotCainNorAbel: birthday parties are the worst
draco_301: go team
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LoadingReadyRun: Most Folk wouldn't Make a Zombie, then again some Folk'll, Like Kalitas the Traitor of Ghet....tol
cryomancer20x6: lrrCAMERON_BW
kynelwynn: Bolt the bi-er-shaman
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
Elliebot9000: oooh pretty top
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !deck
Krokaar: I recently watched the stream highlights, and I must have missed w/e bonus stream it was where Beej almost forgot to pick up cam. Made me chuckle so hard.
lirazel64: @notcainnorabel Truth. I think I cried at all mine, and all I ever went to as a kid.
amam741: Ooh what is that art?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !decks
Arcticblast324: when are we getting Senpai's Divining Top
lowman02: @amam741 it's an altered
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_TK
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | Isolated Chapel enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
space_turbulence: Sad Top in Snow
arkinoid: Can’t wait for Battle of Wits
LRRbot: Coalition Relic [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a charge counter on Coalition Relic. / At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all charge counters from Coalition Relic. Add one mana of any color for each charge counter removed this way.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_TK lrrCAMERON_TK lrrCAMERON_TK benginWat_TK
espi: there's enough snow in the world, why not have the top on a nice sunny beach?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Krokaar it was the Boxing Day stream
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sad sensei top in snow
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target player discards a card. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
Krokaar: Oh ty
RAZRBCK08: battle of wits was on camera round 1
NotCainNorAbel: @lirazel64 Everyone that I have been to the birthday person doesn't want all of the attention and all of mine I just want a book and the day to be normal.
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun dumb question. I have to ask just in case no one else has. Have you invited Dev from SBMTG to a pre prerelease. thanks for being awesome.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: No! The combo!
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
lirazel64: @notcainnorabel Sounds about right.
RAZRBCK08: I remember when people didn't think Kolaghan's Command was going to be that good
Karfsma778: a deluge, an arena, and what?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: !card hidetsugu's second
LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
MuffinsOnAHill: Hidetsugu's second rite
bowsin_durrows: I want to see one of them play seed time at some point.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
ArmadilloAL: Ah yes, Historic powerhouse Hidetsugu's Second Rite.
jubale1: good news everybody, I just discovered the Road Quest series was released 3 months ago! #binge
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oof, Second Rite
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL draco_301 I don't know. James organizes the PPR guests
Croc64: @jubale1 You've made a wonderous discovery
amam741: Rite was added to Historic on Arena, right?
ChargingFerret: yes
Elliebot9000: rite
espi: @jubale1 spoiler: none of them survive The Yukon
bowsin_durrows: !seedtime
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
bowsin_durrows: !card seedtime
LRRbot: Seedtime [1G] | Instant | Cast this spell only during your turn. / Take an extra turn after this one if an opponent cast a blue spell this turn.
asgawdismahwitness: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:30.
jubale1: @espi explains why Beej looked different ever since
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Is Nelly on non-matching basics? I like it.
sliverqueen1: wait is cam batteling nelson?
espi: that's Beej-6
asgawdismahwitness: @jubale1 does that mean LRR's run by skinwalkers now?
NotCainNorAbel: Good news: Monday is episode 12 of Road Quest. Bad News; Monday is the last episode of Road Quest (unless they announce a 'run it back')
RobotInProgress: Beej-6, the sixth of the Beej clan
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
joshfinnie: did cam attack last turn??
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun sorry Paul I don't have twitter so I have to bother you. keep doing God's work
ToastyLoaff: no, he used hangarbacks ability
ToastyLoaff: it requires tap
joshfinnie: ah, thx
MacSquizzy: Love that old art
Loonatic93: There's my pretty Goth Elf!
TheZiebs: Love that Elves art
Elliebot9000: in highlander matching basics should be banned :-p
asgawdismahwitness: the gothest art
CadoiPi: will the browns ever win?
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
ToastyLoaff: Elves of Deep Shadow is going through her goth phase at age 80
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: But 80 in elf years is, like, 14 in human years
LoadingReadyRun: draco_301 no worries! I know there are lots of folks that we have tried to get up for a PPR but haven't been able to make it, so they might have been asked
draco_301: @cadoipi rarely but every once in a while
ToastyLoaff: sounds about right
LRRbot: Wrench Mind [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards unless they discard an artifact card.
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis Reignited [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nixilis [5] | [+1]: You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / [−3]: Destroy target creature. / [−8]: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a player draws a card, you lose 2 life."
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circusofkirkus: nelly at 13, right?
PhorrestGaze: Thanks for the HahaCat @fofo57007
ToastyLoaff: inc triskedeckaphobia
Elliebot9000: is Wrenchmind the prequel to Cogmind?
Elunex: did he cabal in responce to deluge?
lirazel64: TPFufun
espi: @Elliebot9000 can't wait for Hammermind
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @Elunex No. He Therapied 2nd main
bowsin_durrows: No, nelson was showing cam deluge.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: WIth flashback
Elunex: @door2doorHovermyrSalesman ah ty, was bit lost ^^
sliverqueen1: when is wizzards gonna make a tower of babel card?
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
noSmokeFire: nelson is now safe from triskedecaphobia
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
draco_301: is Nelson playing combo or is he losing?
ToastyLoaff: numbers are fun
LRRbot: Bedevil [BBR] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.
TheWarbo: chat is very pavlovian in a very simple way
MacSquizzy: we love to count
simriel: Second Rite is one of those cards I have lost to FAR more than I ever feel I should have
Croc64: Look, there are people in this community that play both, it's been burned into us
DiscordianTokkan: Chat loves numbers
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Bladinus: sergeOrder
bowsin_durrows: Can't even second rite yourself because of blood artist. :(
ToastyLoaff: 200, 13, 10, any other significant numbers>
ToastyLoaff: ?
lirazel64: lrrCAMERON
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Elliebot9000: are there any 6 mana ramp spells?
MuffinsOnAHill: @ToastyLoaff 40. Felidar thing.
LoadingReadyRun: draco_301 "is Nelson playing combo or is he losing?" That is cold
Chartle: all is deterministic
TZTFG: Did somebody say historic staple higadesu's second rite?
kumatsu: are we talking random? Or random according to the MTR :P
ToastyLoaff: theres prolly a card that lets you win with 1 life
Sogheim: @ToastyLoaff 40 for Felidar Sovereign?
ToastyLoaff: yep
hd_dabnado: oh no
TheWarbo: why would you ask that question
RaklarLS: i mean, technically all he needs is to palm the top card.
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TheWarbo: it just makes chat even more useless than normal
sliverqueen1: man we need a tower of babel card
bowsin_durrows: 0 is also relevant due to barren glory.
amam741: 51 for Aetherflux
kumatsu: @ToastyLoaff Near Death Experience
simriel: @ToastyLoaff There is but it has a lot of other conditions
espi: Cameron quick, tell Nelson you're allergic to nuts
LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun thanks Paul I try
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
noSmokeFire: blartist trigger
ToastyLoaff: does 20 count for something like dark depths?
zacharyisom: ping ping ping !
Elliebot9000: is that a dude in grave titans chest controlling him like a battlemech?
ChargingFerret: @Elliebot9000 i think they are the zombies just spilling out of his thorax
draco_301: @elliebot9000 one can only hope
Dezinkled: sicckkk
MacSquizzy: @Elliebot9000 he's full of zombies but it's okay, they fall out when he swings his sword
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Chartle: cam got there Pog
ToastyLoaff: one zombie acts as the spleen. another as a lung
ChargingFerret: the browns won a game!
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
espi: sac, play nightwave, sac, dead nelly
flatluigi: wooooo
scarlet_feverish: lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: grave titan is a pile of zombies in a trenchcoat
Awexdio: He saw the line!
amam741: Nice Cam!
I_Am_Clockwork: wooo go cam!
tergonis: woo!
ToastyLoaff: do it again!
control_rig: Nice!
MuffinsOnAHill: Nice play
JDogg2K4: GO CAM
NotCainNorAbel: nice play
ChargingFerret: woo!
p_johnston: nice.
matthew_bowen_: That was beautiful
loki_lxix: That was glorious
ironram18: Yeah Cam!
lirazel64: The little one is a parathyroid!
DocTower: Enters and dies is the best way to win
maikito2: The browns win!!!
ComradeMik: the classic aristocrats
ComradeMik: noice
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nicely done Cameron!
zacharyisom: Should have gotten kalitas again.
lowman02: kalitas kills recurring nm
Chartle: kalitas would probably have been better yeah
lowman02: think the right line was get it out
Sogheim: that's the first time I've seen Aristocrats go off. it's like figuring out what all the dials do on one of those special pocketwatches
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun do you ever worry about lrrbot spamming the chat with the card reader?
Chartle: kalitas gives you another turn at least
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Xleron: kaltis would shut the blood artist
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lowman02: and then gain next turn with attack, into murd rider to knock off the artist post combat
amam741: Kalitas buys 1 turn max
arcskiez: !card kalitas
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet; Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
LoadingReadyRun: draco_301 it happens sometimes
Xleron: and he is a 3/4 lifelink so can block
SirBootCrab: kalitas has lifelink right?
espi: Kalitas had you live for at least 2 more turns, more if you got lifelink hits
DoctorHutch: it stops all the blood artist triggers, and is a lifelinking blocker
chetoos8: lrrCAMERON_SG I gifted a sub to get this emote to celebrate your victory there, Cam! Good game!
Sogheim: lrrPaul does the card reader still think people's hands are Marit Lage? that was a neat bug lrrPaul
Chartle: trust in cleetus
MuffinsOnAHill: The answer is always Kalitas. Until it isn't.
Sogheim: * lrrPAUL forgot the caps
draco_301: chaotic neutral
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
noSmokeFire: we'll put this on the fridge, next to the rest of the blood
hd_dabnado: Winning! With Blood!
TheWarbo: is this....art?
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
draco_301: turn two blood artist is riding the lightning
KeytarCat: I've had this on for the past...half hour? I browned butter and started fat washing my rum with it, and now I get to actually sit down and watch it while eating cheesecake. I like today.
arcskiez: @lrrbot cameron why no nailpaint today? wouldve fit amazingly with nelson :/
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Sogheim: Blood Artist is just a really goth Jackson Pollock
LRRbot: Nest Invader [1G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/2] | When Nest Invader enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Elliebot9000: look at this weird dog and his weird friend
LoadingReadyRun: Sogheim occasionally :P It isn't *really* a bug
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Eldrazi puberty is weird
TehAmelie: what does the blood artist do exactly? take the blood of the dead and paint so good it gives you life?
Loonatic93: They don't have a brain stem.
NotCainNorAbel: but but but my plants love me
GoblinRanger: or they deeply enjoy it which is also weird
draco_301: "hopefully"
LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
Sogheim: @LoadingReadyRun since no one uses the tokens, could you have the reader replace the Marit Lage with generic card back and we'll never know if it happens?
arcskiez: eldrazi are void creatures, they probably work completly different from us
Spleeniop22: They just have a lot of mana
Chartle: that was a quick recognize
electric_claire: I always assumed eldrazi had a hive mind
SirBootCrab: they're all mind slaves to their titans
hd_dabnado: if anything you are harming the titans
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
blast_shark: I imagine killing a scion is like like killing a cell or tissue from a larger organism.
Elliebot9000: nellie you can't just use the words "mic drop" and not mime a mic drop
LRRbot: Olivia Voldaren [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying / {1}{R}: Olivia Voldaren deals 1 damage to another target creature. That creature becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a +1/+1 counter on Olivia Voldaren. / {3}{B}{B}: Gain control of target Vampire for as long as you control Olivia Voldaren.
JDogg2K4: Ooof
Karfsma778: oh! Livia!
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
Dr_fragenstien: all eldrazi spawn of a brood are techincally a part of the same being, so all of ullamog's spawn are a part of ullamog
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
Croc64: You do look pretty nelson, mission accomplished
Litebuffroast: Oh, like that crapshot named Nog back in the holidays.
TZTFG: !deck
Loonatic93: Ya know... WE could be the other worldly Eldritch horror to them!
TehAmelie: she's like Sengir Vampire fanfiction
Elliebot9000: good thing judy isn't a vampire
Krisotf: Nelson doing the good work of normalising coloured nails on men, god bless you
SirBootCrab: olivia stomped me in modern last week
TZTFG: !decklist
KeytarCat: @Loonatic93 Reminds me of Fire Upon the Deep
JDogg2K4: Poor cam v.v
Loonatic93: I wonder if coloring my nails would stop me from biting them.
patrick_stonecrusher: "I hear... they all have their OWN minds!!" - one eldrazi spawn to another
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
erfunk: Ping went to Nelson?
RellaBug827: since when is Nelson playing EDH?
Decontest: judith ping
sliverqueen1: i need to work on a pioneer deck
JDogg2K4: Canlander, not EDH
Pyroxx___: remember judith die trigger
ironram18: forgot judith trigger
noSmokeFire: tin foil
TZTFG: Nelson thoughts on lightning skelemental in your deck?
zacharyisom: JUDY PING!
RellaBug827: @jdogg2k4 twas a joke
SpectralData: i think nelson would look good in lipstick
Krokaar: dye your hair white and go with some black nels you got dis
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lemonyfreshed: Nelson is positively radiant
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holz1994: How about some Eyeliner Nelson?
JDogg2K4: Oh v.v sorry
draco_301: @rellabug827 welcome to Canadian Highlander friend
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
ironram18: Ping
patrick_stonecrusher: bandanna!
Loonatic93: @KeytarCat Yeah, I lately have been wondering if it would somehow turn out that we are the "old ones" in this Universe. Ya know, the super advanced ancient species that all the others are in awe of.
RellaBug827: no worries man
Elliebot9000: some light makeup is always a good idea if you're gonna be on camera
DigitalSeahorse: Toned lip balm
jpss92400: ping
SirBootCrab: Thanks for the HahaBall @lemonyfreshed HahaBall
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
ChargingFerret: @patrick_stonecrusher "and... they don't understand that they have a loving existence watching over them, ensuring that their lives contribute to the cycle of the planes." - an eldrazi spawn in response
havtorn_: Sharpie a forehead face to distract
noSmokeFire: aristopod is a great name even if not
QberryMuffin: start with foundation
jessieimproved: Just a little powder with no tint
hacksaw07: AristoPod or Podocrats
abaoa_qu: Aww, no chupathingy?
KeytarCat: A high class foot!
draco_301: @qberrymuffin that's what I was thinking
LoadingReadyRun: foundation + beard is a little tricky :P
KeytarCat: One of those is just a pun on Autocrat
noSmokeFire: a podocracy would be rule by the feet
theamc2000: Does cam have 3 or 4 lands?
abaoa_qu: 4
theamc2000: Ty
LRRbot: Ophiomancer [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch.
KeytarCat: A boot on yourr throat, so to speak?
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun patriarchy struggle
scarlet_feverish: lrrJUDGE
Kyir: Sorin needs a hobby
TehAmelie: i want an octopodocracy
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Elliebot9000: Sorin likes snek? this is the deep lore I needed
Sogheim: I'm glad Sorin has a hobby. always growing, that's our Sorin.
frozenphoenix7: Sorin should take up the hobby of actually learning how to talk to people
draco_301: Nelson is so cheery
Krokaar: More like Ophiobreeder
noSmokeFire: opiomancer pulls snakes out of her sleeves like a magician pulling hankerchiefs
TehAmelie: it's so fun to say
SirBootCrab: i'd re3commend sculpting
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX
PrimalMerchant: Sorin has a hobby, it's making Nahiri angry
amam741: I think the snake is like a familiar that comes back
sliverqueen1: so what about that new demigod creature coming out? i got question if i use its eff 2x do i gain 4 life?
nogbutt: there are a thousand people here
bowsin_durrows: I was just about to say that. @PrimalMerchant
sliverqueen1: cause it sais gain life for each creature exiled this way
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Loonatic93: Sorin and Nihiri ended up together at the end of the War, right?
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
DigitalSeahorse: Brb
Calaban161: So many things are now active
ChargingFerret: @sliverqueen1 if you exile four creatures, yes
patrick_stonecrusher: did they ever say how sorin got out of that rock?
draco_301: raid trigger llanowar elves
simriel: @Loonatic93 My read is that they were together a LONG while ago. But I think they just stopped trying to murder each other for a bit cause Bolas
noSmokeFire: @sliverqueen1 whenever you activate tymaret's ability, you get up to two life (if you exile two creature cards). if you activate it a second time and exile it two more creatures, you will gain another two life for a total of four
Crazy_Miner51: I keep thinking that recurring nightmare is a creature and not an enchantment for some reason
Oatway_: there's the alex laugh
TZTFG: Rakdos, lord of riots is active
frozenphoenix7: No, WAR ruined anything resembling a relationship for everyone but Ral and Tomik(and strained that) @loonatic93
ChargingFerret: @patrick_stonecrusher elbow grease and vampire blood
Loonatic93: Also in my headcannon Jace ended up getting pregnant with Vraska's Gorgon babies.
Spleeniop22: it'd be crazy if he drew mountain
bowsin_durrows: Seems like exactly how that would work. @Loonatic93
TZTFG: Nelson why do you tap in multiple directions?
Elliebot9000: @Loonatic93 I like your head :D
Loonatic93: @bowsin_durrows Something, something, Simic Combine, something something.
TehAmelie: Vraska be like "sculpt this" and turns Jace's mind to stone
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. / When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
ashmedai127: recurring nightmare is a nifty card
milktcg: farfaSCOOP
PrimalMerchant: Cameron :(
keltonhicks8: i love cammmmm
Spleeniop22: Olivia is a beast
ChargingFerret: @Loonatic93 it would probably be like how athena was born, like they just sprout from jace's mind
zacharyisom: CRATS!!!! BAYBAY
PrimalMerchant: Yea Olivia is so good
keltonhicks8: Cam and aristocrats is my favorite combo
I_Am_Clockwork: I have enjoyed highlander
NotCainNorAbel: I Enjoy!
Pyroxx___: i am letting you know
keltonhicks8: highlander is always amazing
blast_shark: I do enjoy highlander
Spleeniop22: ^
RellaBug827: missed it
RellaBug827: who won?
sliverqueen1: thats it for today?
Pyroxx___: nelson
corpseponcho: !uptime
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I_Am_Clockwork: Nelson got there with Olivia
jdogs124: Highlander is great
draco_301: Highlander league is my favorite fnpf
RellaBug827: thnx
I_Am_Clockwork: @sliverqueen1 still one more round
Krisotf: Can anyone give me YJ's highlander info or a link to it? I'm going to be in Victoria in a few months and want to jam some games there
nickelbolas1234: Highlander is cool beans
Momir_Nik: @sliverqueen1 there is more after the break
mastershake29x: @sliverqueen1 there is one more match, this is just a quick break
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sliverqueen1: oh ok
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DoctorHutch: Highlander Paper Fight FTW
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KiraKiraKid: Highlander kind of intimidates me to deck build lol. At least with Commander I have the commanders synergies I can worry about. :0 But it looks fun!
zacharyisom: Highlander league is the absolute best!
I_Am_Clockwork: @KiraKiraKid there are a lot of example decks linked from the CanLander homepage
havtorn_: I hardly ever follow what's going on in highlander, tbh, but it's pretty good cardflicking asmr
I_Am_Clockwork: if you want help finding an archtype
sliverqueen1: how good is defenders in pioneer?
sliverqueen1: was thinking of making a defenders assemble deck
draco_301: @kirakirakid it's not too bad. just pick a deck you like. maybe one that shares a lot of cards with other decks and go for it
Elunex: @sliverqueen1 depends what your goals are, like fnm fun not rly trying hard to win then think ur okay
keltonhicks8: I really want to play highlander more but no one around me plays.
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sliverqueen1: i just figured it would be a interesting deck i get to use
Elunex: @sliverqueen1 think the issues comes with not having access to wall of omens or wall of blossoms
blast_shark: @keltonhicks8 if you play mtgo, the highlander discord has people looking for games all the time as well as leagues and torunaments that anyone can join.
SpectralData: I think wheeler plays with people on mtgo freequently @keltonhicks8
sliverqueen1: the green mana wall can sac walls to draw
draco_301: any idea how much time until next round?
keltonhicks8: lrrALEX_TK
sliverqueen1: was curious about that myself
NighSeptem: 5 to 10min is my guess
ChargingFerret: @sliverqueen1 if you can, arcades because he makes the walls butt attack, and draws cards
bowsin_durrows: I'm going to assume they're going to bring on the battle of wits matchup for the last game or two. Kappa
lirazel64: Such nice music...
lemonyfreshed: Thanks for the HahaHide @nidhhogg
keltonhicks8: thanks peeps! That actually sounds sweet. I just recently built a new PC so I have wanted to get into mtgo again.
NotCainNorAbel: helloe
draco_301: road quest!
flatluigi: alex looks weirdly tall
sliverqueen1: oh alex time to jund em out
shurtal: Porterhouse ON THE HOUE
lirazel64: How does one gift emotes?
DerPilsner: I'm jealous of Alex's glorious hair.
zacharyisom: FOR ALLL THE NANAS!
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Steak!
PhorrestGaze: MEDIUM? you monster.
sliverqueen1: oh i got a arcades
keltonhicks8: lrrALEX_TK
Elliebot9000: medium?! DansGame
ChargingFerret: @DerPilsner same
AttackCowboy: wheelerY lrrDOTS_SQ wheelerH
keltonhicks8: lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_TK
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
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lithuasil: Probably won't be able to afford prime come next month :( Keep being awesome guys, wish I could do more to support you guys :(
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draco_301: the third ancestral is what gets ya
Pyroxx___: Thanks for the HahaThink @lithuasil
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_TK lrrARROW_HF
the_pabster: Nice hair alex
lirazel64: I'm kind of sorry we don't get to see Cam vs. the Obelisk.
JonnyGlitch: I always barrack for Cam
the_pabster: Love it
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. / Suspend 2—{G}
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY lrrDOTS wheelerH
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
DigitalSeahorse: I too love Alex's hair
DigitalSeahorse: glorious hair
Elliebot9000: how many turn 1 deathrites have we seen so far today?
hd_dabnado: A Majestic Mane
JonnyGlitch: Yeah Alex your hair is fabulous
DigitalSeahorse: ^
tergonis: turn 1 drt count is 3 i believe
Officinalis: Dang. Alex's hair has reached that stage that I'd always want with long hair.
TransientPoe: Shouldn’t Nelson be at 18 points since he beat Cam?
NotCainNorAbel: steaks; what are the steaks again?
DigitalSeahorse: majestic mane
Xafty: so either its a tie or serge/nelson wins, depending on if ben wins? fun times
draco_301: I hope Alex donates his hair when he cuts it
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
NotCainNorAbel: no one would make alcohol at home. The feds say no.
Elliebot9000: BUHHHHH
Kyir: That's an attacking creature!
hd_dabnado: Blauuuu
DigitalSeahorse: I hope he grows it out again
JonnyGlitch: Reggie? oh no
noSmokeFire: block less, smile more. don't let them know what you're against and what you're for
draco_301: big boy
theambivalentagender: honestly wondering what hair products Alex uses cause dang
Xafty: @NotCainNorAbel the feds dont care about all alchohol creation, you just cant distil ethanol at home
heartofgoldfish: oh no, the TTC foreshadowing
the_pabster: I love your hair Alex
Officinalis: Apparently I saved my friend's life when I told him to "stay lucid." He remembered that when sipping a jug of actual factual moonshine that summer.
JonnyGlitch: who needs cards when you have a 4 turn clock on turn 3?
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's hair, a product of good genes :P
rarermonsters: The problem for Moonshiners and the law isn't the alcohol creation, it's the tax evasion
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Kyir: I still can't see it even after Alex points it out
havtorn_: Rotting Regisaur looks like a fake card
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
kumatsu: how did you get volcanic off of windswept?
rarermonsters: Since they live in podunk redneck "we darnt have to follow the law cause freedom" country
GenieWH: How did he get a volcanic island with a windswept heath?
LoadingReadyRun: We didn't have the last game stats recorded but they are updated now. Check the stats at: lrr.cc/canleague
LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
that_fruity: whoa, windswept heath is spooky
Wonderdoc: Judge
GenieWH: !judge
draco_301: did Serge play fallen shinobi embercleave?
lirazel64: What the Feds (and the statues care about is you paying the taxes on selling booze.
gibbousm: did Jer just find a UR dual off of a Windswept Heath?
CadoiPi: @Kyir search up a high res image
jdogs124: Judge
NotCainNorAbel: @Xafty you are correct (and I know). Guess the moonshiners section to me is only distillation as far as I know.
cardboardhorde: @GenieWH Yeah, was wondering that too
Wonderdoc: Heath cant get volc
joshfinnie: how did you get volcanic off of windswept?
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
bowsin_durrows: lrrJUDGE
Elliebot9000: reggie is a 3 mana 7/6 with upside
damn_i_am_pretty: Timewonk
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
InsertUserHere_: lrrGARBO_TK
rarermonsters: #jitteto1
GenieWH: @LoadingReadyRun Ask Jer how he was able to get volcanic island off windswept heath
Arakasi01: #jitteto3
shurtal: chinese war sword
CadoiPi: JUDGE!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I am also curious how Volcanic Island appeared...are we sure he wasn't looking for Tropical Island
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: aha that makes sense
jdogs124: lrrJUDGE
zacharyisom: man, is everyone just super hot on time walk plus spell seeker?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG
theamc2000: Ok
F1SHOR: they look almost the same haha
lowman02: regi--arms too small to carry Jitte--flavor fail
arcskiez: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
birbarino: tacticool dino
kumatsu: also the 2 from fetching twice but less relevant
syrup1_gt: Who won in the round where cam and nelson played?
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
LRRbot: Narset's Reversal [UU] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.
blast_shark: If a zombie dinosaur wore pants the would
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_TK lrrALEX_TK benginWat_TK
jtl88: shouldn't Jeremy be at 19?
UnknownGerm: OH DANG
Raptur: LUL
Lithobraker: To be fair if I have to deal with mall ninja's I prefer them without actual weapons
eye_h_bar: Oh dear
tergonis: @lowman02 the jitte is just jammed between his teeth
draco_301: @syrup1_gt nelson
F1SHOR: thats digusting
ChargingFerret: nelson
simriel: I look away for two seconds, and someone gave the dinosaur a knife
bowsin_durrows: Whoo! 6 mana stretch time!
lirazel64: Yes, that was a sentence said by a normal human...
MuffinsOnAHill: A zombie dino wielding a magic ninja stick? *runs away*
Karfsma778: Doubletime Walk
deinonychus24: F6?
gibbousm: Thats a lot of Explores Jer is playing
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
simriel: Who gave the dinosaur a knife
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Krokaar: play by the rules until the card tells you to break the rules
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG RPGShihu HahaCat
ToastyLoaff: uhh...alex gave it to the dino
TheWarbo: I know what alex meant but also i would like a card that let me take two simultaneous turns
espi: shinemaster of the fells
blast_shark: 2019 hotness
draco_301: too shinh
hd_dabnado: If aristocrats is the crowd favorite, time walk is the loud and brutish team that people dont like but redeems itself later in the season
LRRbot: Huntmaster of the Fells [2RG] (back: Ravager of the Fells) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters the battlefield or transforms into Huntmaster of the Fells, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Huntmaster of the Fells.
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf katesHug2 ssandRAINBOW ssandDERP
ToastyLoaff: rude
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMor wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldr
maxx7575mtg: Hey LRR
espi: mystic sanctuary timewalk BARF
shea_wolfe: Woooooooof
Croc64: That
tergonis: well that's a stack
Croc64: Is uh
DigitalSeahorse: cats cheering for Alex
Humstuck: wow ...
Croc64: Quite the fact or fiction
full_st0p: Warp is about to be a feel bad moment
lowman02: oofa that season's past
LRRbot: Seasons Past [4GG] | Sorcery | Return any number of cards with different converted mana costs from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.
syrup1_gt: F
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST ssandGHOST ssandGHOST
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Elliebot9000: but thou must choose!
F1SHOR: mr extra turn over here
blast_shark: That's an agonizing FoF
Cardplayerwell: Mystic does read *put time walk on rop* as well
simriel: Seasons Past is a helluva drug
TheWarbo: i'm excited for us to have FoFy conversations where one of the piles is going to be face down
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
rarermonsters: "You're fact of fictioning wrong" could be another button
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
Litebuffroast: NO!
full_st0p: did he miss the discard trigger
SDust: Discard?
Mithgar: Discard?
sniperserpent: was there a regisaur trigger?
espi: @rarermonsters FoFing
lowman02: !card eye collector
LRRbot: Eye Collector [B] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Eye Collector deals combat damage to a player, each player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
syrup1_gt: YES!
lowman02: the hot tech
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
espi: "worst"
orimazer: where is timewalk rn?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN ssandCOIN ssandCOIN
orimazer: grave?
full_st0p: the bin
zacharyisom: exile
bowsin_durrows: Exile
orimazer: ty
F1SHOR: oozie is the best pet
zacharyisom: scooze
espi: got exiled by Deathrite right?
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat lrrALEX_SG HahaCat lrrALEX_TK
draco_301: is lrrbot not on a delay?
zacharyisom: or yeah, drite
DigitalSeahorse: ssandDERP ssandSTINKEYE ssandNOM no lick
Lithobraker: Man, a pet that just ate all my garbage would be swell
lowman02: he's got confluence
TehAmelie: no cheats has been called
lowman02: we'll see an EoT bounce
simriel: Narset's Reversal on Power 9 seems pretty nuts
espi: untap, upkeep, cheat, draw
lowman02: when or if Jer can win
LoadingReadyRun: Lithobraker until you run out of garbage...
draco_301: how many points is time walk and spell seeker?
Lithobraker: LoadingReadyRun I'll never run out of garbage takes though
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: mushrooms will eat plastic :P
lowman02: @draco_301 TW 6, Seeker 1
TehAmelie: i think that Ooze would turn into like a 2/2 until it got too big for my apartment
ChargingFerret: 6 or 7 and one i think
espi: Reginald no!!!
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Litebuffroast: It could be worse. It could've copied abilities that you wouldn't expect during test design.
F1SHOR: bear sized ooze would be...interesting irl
UnknownGerm: alt art for boilerworks?
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
full_st0p: an izzet onsen sounds like a safety hazzard
zacharyisom: hell yeah visits!
draco_301: "natural"
orimazer: only one visit was to a forest?
blast_shark: Electric Onsen sounds like a wild ride
rarermonsters: Which would be worst: Izzet Onsen Simic Onsen Rakdos Onsen Azorius Onsen
TheWarbo: okay...but what about izzet barkerville
DigitalSeahorse: could come from Chernobyl? voxlunRad
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: an Izzet onsen would be amazing just occasionally every so often the boilerworks explode
seenoham: !card wirewood claim
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Lithobraker: Izzet Onsen: the water is electrified. by beta radiation.
TheWarbo: "brow furrow resolves"
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bowsin_durrows: Azorius, just because of how they are.
LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
accountmadeforants: Hotsprings by way of why is there water here? Welp, might as well be a coolant.
draco_301: does anyone play mtgo on vr?
lowman02: @draco_301 vr?
ChargingFerret: @rarermonsters explodey onsen (explodes sometimes) mutating onsen (mutates you towards your perfected form)
lowman02: virtual reality?
GenieWH: Is there any chance I can post a link? I have a picture I'd like to share
LRRbot: Seasons Past [4GG] | Sorcery | Return any number of cards with different converted mana costs from your graveyard to your hand. Put Seasons Past on the bottom of its owner's library.
Elliebot9000: that sounds like the most awful thing
bowsin_durrows: With the simic you might mutate, but you'd have agreed to that beforehand, with the rakdos there's no small amount of blood in there.
draco_301: virtual reality playing magic
Sogheim: @draco_301 like MtG on Tabletop Simulator? sounds nasty...
accountmadeforants: draco_301 I can try. But I won't.
lowman02: seems bad--it's a pretty flat game
LRRbot: Huntmaster of the Fells [2RG] (back: Ravager of the Fells) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters the battlefield or transforms into Huntmaster of the Fells, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Huntmaster of the Fells.
ChargingFerret: @bowsin_durrows the Azorius Onsen is like room temperature, because anything hotter would be a violation of the law
simriel: @bowsin_durrows I am always pretty unclear on how much Simic care if you want a fish tail
GenieWH: Are links allowed? @LoadingReadyRun
draco_301: new petition to optimize mtgo for vr
bowsin_durrows: Exactly.
Loonatic93: If any guild ran an onsen, it would be Rakdos. They do run most of the "service" and "pink collar" industries in Ravnica.
full_st0p: mtgo for VR would be hell
ChargingFerret: yeah, rakdos onsen seems to fit the guild structures the most
lowman02: @draco_301 being as how it's based on a real card game you could just jam the cardboard :P
blast_shark: My take: Izzet onsens would either be totally safe because they're known plumbers/engineers. or it would use distilled water so that the only chance of electrocution would be if you breached safety protocol.
Elliebot9000: you think the mtgo interface is bad? try navigating it in vr
draco_301: selesnya in dice friends had a hot spring
Lv1Aron: I think the selesnya would actually run onsens though
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
bowsin_durrows: @simriel By 'agreed to it beforehand' I meant 'understand there's a fair chance of it happening so by going you're agreeing to what happens'.
Loonatic93: Although, the Selesnyans probably have a few of their own. But don't you dare pee in them!
Lithobraker: I want mtg VR so that I can experience YuGiOh style duels
LRRbot: Lumbering Falls | Land | Lumbering Falls enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}: Lumbering Falls becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof until end of turn. It's still a land.
orimazer: i thought my sound had died for a min there
orimazer: lol
rarermonsters: Izzet Onsens have the technology to be safe but Niv-Mizzet orders them to save money for experimentation by testing prototypes
lirazel64: @draco_301 They did! it was sweet.
LoadingReadyRun: I would definitely be concerned with *how* the izzet are heating the water
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
lithuasil: Orzhov Onsen - looks amazing, but it will boil your soul out?
ChargingFerret: @blast_shark or if you introduced your own electrolites (sweat or stuff you carried with you), so a violation of safety protocols, cleaning before entering the onsen
ChargingFerret: *not cleaning
draco_301: @lowman02 that requires a play group. hense vr
rarermonsters: Orzhov Onsen would be great except full of really old guys steaming it up
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat cpicsTea cpicsHug cpicsLurk
bowsin_durrows: No, really nice, but super expensive. @lithuasil
Loonatic93: The Golgari heat theirs by using residual heat from the compost piles.
LRRbot: Part the Waterveil [4UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil. / Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U}
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsTrain cpicsTrain2 cpicsTrain2 cpicsTrain2
ChargingFerret: Orzhov Onsen has like twelve pay gates, and three paid blessings required to enter, and four to leave
Sogheim: Simic onsen would be nice until you realize it doubles as a spawning pool for sharktocrabs
Lv1Aron: I like the Dice Friends Ravnica where the izzet are generally competent but also crazy. I'd trust them to run anything that's not new, and would stay away from anything even vaguely experimental
lirazel64: @rarermonsters Not to mention thrull servitors
zuchen_120: Last week I had thousand year storm at 7 and cast a ponder. It was so laborious.
sniperserpent: god jeremy's deck is rada
rarermonsters: The Izzet are Ravnica tech-bros.
Lithobraker: ChargingFerret Oh god, can you imagine what a mess the meeting to decide what temperature is room temperature would be?
lirazel64: *laughs.
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsBoop cpicsAyy cpicsYay
draco_301: super walks is a beautiful name
Lv1Aron: powerwalks
space_turbulence: golgari onsen: "why does this water seem slimy?" "...minerals." "what kind of minerals?" "don't worry they're probably good for you."
LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
lithuasil: Dimir Onsen is just that Sauna from Eastern Promises?
simriel: Is the GOlgari Onsen full of the same "lots of things" as Simic Slaw
ChargingFerret: @Lithobraker like five citations of previous lawsuits where "hot" water injured people and "cold" water caused "hypothermia"... their onsen would be just an empty pool with foam padding to prevent harm from slipping
Lv1Aron: let's keep running down the guilds. what would a Gruul Onsen be like?
maxx7575mtg: what round is this
StereoHercules3: round 3 game 1
theamc2000: 3
lithuasil: @Lv1Aron Trick question, Gruul no bathe
LRRbot: Jace, Vryn's Prodigy [1U] (back: Jace, Telepath Unbound) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are five or more cards in your graveyard, exile Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
Loonatic93: Not Gruul Onsen??????? Then Dry!!!!!!
lowman02: I mean you likely just win with combat damage next turn or board wipe your OP Jer :P being picky here
maxx7575mtg: okay
frozenphoenix7: @lv1aron A random hot spring they found.
DiscordianTokkan: @Lv1Aron Surprisingly, like a normal Earth onsen
sniperserpent: a gruul onsen is an actual natural hotspring, with no infrastructure
lirazel64: @lv1aron Sticky.
Humstuck: lol wasting mana, whatever Kappa
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun jers deck should be planesWALKers
ironram18: Have fun everyone, see ya'll next week
SpectralData: they went to a gruul onsen in roadquest
bowsin_durrows: Or a lake.
TemporallyAwry: @Lv1Aron - Sulfur Mud Pit, impossibly good for your skin - but not pleasant :D
space_turbulence: @lv1aron Gruul Onsen is just a natural hot spring they found. they like to have splash fights in it. "Gruul Splash!"
milktcg: farfaBRAIN farfaBRAIN farfaBRAIN
DigitalSeahorse: did Alex see how THICC Wheeler's deck is today?
Lv1Aron: would a dimir Onsen be like a pensive from Harry Potter?
ChargingFerret: selesnya onsen is a massive roman bathing pool, steaming, and filled with others in the conclave
Lithobraker: The Simic Onsen is literally just a bunch of massive tubes for growing a̶b̶o̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶n̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶ I mean exciting enhancements.
niccus: gruul splash! for blue?
lirazel64: Boros onsen?
rarermonsters: A Dimir Onsen would be awkward because literally every other person would in the middle of a covert deal
Evil_Smurf: Mrrr crimus
rarermonsters: A Boros Onsen is a bunch of sweaty bros high fiving each other and talking about training
keltonhicks8: this has been a great stream. i'm glad i got to catch all of it!
Loonatic93: Boros Onsen has an awful lot of feathers in it.
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ChargingFerret: Golgari Onsen is just bathing in the remmnants of the rest of the guilds onsens
Croc64: Azcanta is the 7
Croc64: Common mixup
LRRbot: Will Kenrith [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Will [4] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to two target creatures each have base power and toughness 0/3 and lose all abilities. / [-2]: Target player draws two cards. Until your next turn, instant, sorcery, and planeswalker spells that player casts cost {2} less to cast. / [-8]: Target player gets an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy." / Partner with …
full_st0p: dear lord
full_st0p: this is brutal to watch
tams92: That card is so powerufl
gibbousm: no Rowan?
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. / Suspend 2—{G}
Loonatic93: Better, Boros Onsen is one of those Whirlpool baths that are in like pro sports gym lockers.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMuldcb vileolHeck
Lv1Aron: Azorious Onsen has a pool guard guard for the pool guard enforcing stick bathing policies
Elliebot9000: wait yeah why is searching for tomorrow supposed to be difficult to do
Kyir: Tomorrow comes today!
Lithobraker: Boros onsen definitely has the temperature turned up way too high but everyone's too macho do ask for it to be turned down.
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Castle Locthwain | Land | Castle Locthwain enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
rarermonsters: Boros Onsen is so much tail snapping
draco_301: Alex equipped a jitte to regi. what happened
simriel: I had never seen Primordial Mist before todau
lirazel64: Now I want a Dice Friends as just an onsen tour.
ChargingFerret: or the boros onsen is a bunch of ice baths
simriel: And two people are playing it
Elliebot9000: many timewalks happened
simriel: Wat
RomanGoro: Is Alex super manascrewed or is this just turn five and Jer is playing Powerful Magic:tm: ?
Lv1Aron: it's from the newish edh set @simriel
Karfsma778: You're looking for tomorrow? It's in Nova Scotia.
Humstuck: ouch, only attacking with mutavault, that's a dead alex right?
Croc64: Jer has taken many extra turns @RomanGoro
Litebuffroast: Quick Alex, use Elderspell!
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
bowsin_durrows: About 10 extra turns happened.
Lithobraker: ChargingFerret oh they definitely do the thing where they jump into the ice bath right after getting out of the hot water
Elliebot9000: jer has taken at least four more turns than Alex I forget exactly how many
Aceplayer46: 2018 @Lv1Aron @simriel
draco_301: @romangoro timewalk
rarermonsters: I hardly knew her bones
nrosalino: gutterbones vs timewalk
RomanGoro: I see, thank you
nrosalino: seems fair
flatluigi: that feels like game
bowsin_durrows: If he has a land in hand he goes infinite.
BearPsychologist: It turns out the PS2 has retracing
DigitalSeahorse: my foot fell asleep
gibbousm: isn't there a time warp?
Juliamon: Boros onsen is just a sauna. Minimal water, maximum sweat.
bowsin_durrows: Retrace doesn't exile.
Lithobraker: Rakdos Onsens are generally nice, you just have to specify you want the tub with water, not the tub with the blood.
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Loonatic93: For some reason, when thinking about a Golgari onsen, my mind just went into El Hazard and the Bugrom.
tergonis: it sure went
ChargingFerret: @Lithobraker and no one is allowed to complain, so everybody is just suppressing their shivering, and still being macho while their chicken skin tries to crawl off of their frames
blast_shark: retrace is one hell of an ability
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsTrain cpicsTrain2 cpicsTrain2 cpicsTrain2 cpicsLurk cpicsDoh choo choo
lirazel64: @loonatic93 Hah!
draco_301: turns out walkers are good with extra turns
Juliamon: Izzet Onsen: Now Statistically 95% Survivable (beware of temperature fluctuations)
rarermonsters: Simic Onsen: That's not a towel you're feeling.
adamjford: The average temperature of the water is survivable, but there's high variance
RomanGoro: Azorius Onsen: the water isn't cold, according to the regulations
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED katesWa katesOw
lowman02: soon we'll have Underworld Breech too :P
Juliamon: Simic Onsen is just literal primordial soup
Lithobraker: or you could have the dredge land
ChargingFerret: Rakdos Onsen: Come Bathe in the Blood of your friends and enemies
BearPsychologist: Oh the spells don't get exiled with retrace?
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
sliverqueen1: oh defenders with vivians arkbow opionions?
Pyroxx___: @Lithobraker but then you never draw other cards
notthepenguins: it's been a pretty great conversation
rarermonsters: Actually, I think the Boros Onsen is probably extremely cold because all the soldiers are super into cold water baths
UnknownGerm: called out
sliverqueen1: what you guys think about vivans arkbow with defenders?
J_Rey15: Sure there's Onsens, but what about Offsens? Kappa
blast_shark: Transguild onsen?
draco_301: does pressing this button give me channel points?
GenieWH: just want Alex to look at the image I posted on his Twitter TearGlove
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, the Selesnya probably THINK they have the best onsens, but given the Izzet have a card called Izzet Boilerworks I vote they have the best.
dangerous_safety: A simic onsen is just the inside of an ooze
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
theamc2000: Azorius Onsen has a clear time schedule and regulated temperatures
RoastedGravy: The Orzhov onsen would just be a shitty onsen with an exorbitant rate.
lirazel64: I'm laughing so hard right now...
CtrlUltDefeatLive: How much blood is in the Gruul onsen?
Sogheim: @dangerous_safety you would have to thank it after, half the Simic seem to be ooze nowadays
frozenphoenix7: You climb in the Simic Onsen with legs and come out with tentacles and a crab arm.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
milktcg: farfaTHINK farfaTHINK farfaTHINK
lowman02: burying cards, we haven't had those rules in a while
rarermonsters: Which onsen has worse drainage, Simic or Rakdos
lithuasil: @RoastedGravy That's just any Onsen here in Germany
notthepenguins: now now, the azorius onsen would be excellently decorated!
ChargingFerret: @theamc2000 and you have to reserve a time space a month in advance, or more depending on the season
Loonatic93: Naw... The Orzhov Onsen would be overly oppulant and have little function.
notthepenguins: err, orzhov
Juliamon: theamc2000 Oh yeah, you'd have to book your stay a good year in advance so there's time to fill out all the consent forms.
sliverqueen1: @loadingreadyrun whaf do you guys think about vivians arkbow with defenders in pioneer?
Lethrom: I like the mental image of Vraska in an onsen but all the snakes in her hair are wearing towels on their heads
frozenphoenix7: @ctrlultdefeatlive Some days a lot, some days none.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK benginWat_TK lrrCAMERON_TK
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
that_fruity: Which would be hotter, izzet or rakdos?
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Pyroxx___: MINE
RoastedGravy: Gruul onsen is just blood.
frozenphoenix7: Really, Gruul onsen is probably just a normal natural hot spring.
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Champion [B] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Bloodsoaked Champion can't block. / Raid — {1}{B}: Return Bloodsoaked Champion from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if you attacked with a creature this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Lithobraker: Lethrom that would be the cutest drawing ever
jpss92400: lrrGREED
ChargingFerret: @that_fruity izzet, the rakdos is just about 97.3 F
RoastedGravy: @frozenphoenix7 I imagine that would be Selesnya.
Juliamon: Dimir Onsen is utterly forgettable.
rarermonsters: A Gruul Onsen is a ravine with a tire hanging over it
notthepenguins: @that_fruity Rakdos, right until you ask the Izzet engineer that question
simriel: Gruul at the Onsen are just Iroh from that one episode of Avatar
theevilslime: the most normal one is definitely selesnya
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: actually wait scratch that. The Izzet have the second-best onsens, made secretly by grad students propping up a water cistern in between the piping on a couple big heat exchangers. The actual best onsens belong to the Gruul. They are natural and delightful. And nobody knows about them except the Gruul.
blast_shark: Would a dimir onsen also have a speakeasy attached?
niccus: is m20 omnath an onsen
DiscordianTokkan: Bloodsoaked Onsen Champion
superwill123_: OH NO LUL
Karfsma778: onsen-soaked champion
that_fruity: @ChargingFerret @notthepenguins lol
RellaBug827: anything's an onsen if you're brave enough
Sogheim: Golgari onsen has two sides, one for zombies, one for saprolings, and every week they flip. works well, good natural filtering
RoastedGravy: He can’t block because he hasn’t been to an onsen.
LRRbot: Dreg Mangler [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/3] | Haste / Scavenge {3}{B}{G}
CtrlUltDefeatLive: If you can't handle the heat, get out of the Gruul
Karfsma778: JUICE
Lethrom: Lithobraker, right? If I could draw I'd get on that
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
DigitalSeahorse: a DREG!
draco_301: @discordiantokkan you should feel bad
kinesthetics: The Azorius Onsen is entirely people in waterproof suits
Krokaar: Do you think an Onsen card would produve mana or something?
Elliebot9000: ambush viper strikes again!
rarermonsters: I bet the worst job in Ravnica is cleaning the Rakdos Onsen
RoastedGravy: Greg Mangler?
Wonderdoc: The Rakdos onsen are actually boiling
LRRbot: Drawn from Dreams [2UU] | Sorcery | Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
theevilslime: hmmm… the dimir onsen is probably just an illusion of one.
zacharyisom: lol jer with the potty mouth
ChargingFerret: sorcery speed dig through time
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
frozenphoenix7: @roastedgravy Selesnya onsen feels like it'd be an onsen that's "too natural." Like, normal but also micromanaged to the point where it feels weird.
seenoham: the dig through time they don't have to ban
MuffinsOnAHill: Is that bad through time?
rarermonsters: The Rakdos Onsen is an Onsen run by theater kids
Karfsma778: BEEP BEEP
Krokaar: don't play coy alex....
ChargingFerret: @theevilslime it is a backdoor into the azorius onsen
draco_301: petition strangleroot geist is the squeeze
Pyroxx___: 4
rarermonsters: It would be a hellish mix of things
space_turbulence: the dimir onsen is rumored to be amazong, but no one's ever confirmed its location
abaoa_qu: The Juice is what they also call the water in the golgari onsen
superwill123_: there we go
RoastedGravy: I’d like to think Selesnya onsens are just the communal baths you’d find in Japan.
Juliamon: I stand behind the Dimir onsen just being so aggressively average that absolutely nothing stands out as memorable. So nobody remembers it's even there. And that's how they like it.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: selesnya think they have the best onsen but everything is so poitnedly arranged to within an inch of its life that you feel uncomfortable just disturbing the waters.
MuffinsOnAHill: The Rakdos onsen is an onsen of knives.
LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
space_turbulence: anyone who claims.s to have found it can't remember the way there
phenexian: you need to be in the know to get into the dimir onsen
LRRbot: Sweltering Suns [1RR] | Sorcery | Sweltering Suns deals 3 damage to each creature. / Cycling {3}
Loonatic93: @RoastedGravy Only with more pointy ears.
Lithobraker: The Rakdos Onsen is the only one that will provide you a tube filled with nacho cheese dip.
Elliebot9000: cascade bluffs is such a damn pretty card
seenoham: I hope that's all one word
phenexian: it has a password, and it's location in very exclusive.
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Sogheim: regarding the Dimir onsen, there is no coat check, that is not a vendor, the wine is not complimentary, and that isn't a brain eating parasite
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Dimir run most of the public onsens and make a great deal of money off trading all the gossip they record within
DiscordianTokkan: Batman! Aaaah!
ChargingFerret: and the dimir onsen is the only place you can see lazav in his natural form
RoastedGravy: Rakdos would be the onsen where you bathe in blood.
LRRbot: Fires of Invention [3R] | Enchantment | You can cast spells only during your turn and you can cast no more than two spells each turn. / You may cast spells with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of lands you control without paying their mana costs.
Krokaar: Is By Force a good card in canlander?
Pyroxx___: the dimir onsen is completely normal until a facedown body floats to the surface halfway through
that_fruity: @Lithobraker that or just be made out of nacho cheese
itsr67: and only during your turn
LRRbot: Time Warp [3UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
flatluigi: and only on _jer's_ turn
CtrlUltDefeatLive: and only on Jer's turn(s)
that_fruity: each has that chaotic energy
LRRbot: Ral, Storm Conduit [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, Ral, Storm Conduit deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−2]: When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Elliebot9000: Alex getting goozled by the new cards
frozenphoenix7: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou See that's my read of the Selesnya one as well
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
lithuasil: Every turn is jers turn now
RomanGoro: Alex is dead, isn't he?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: speaking of the Izzet: It's Ral O'Clock!
simriel: Alex was... so close... just so close
icedsly: lrrFINE lsvFine
draco_301: time warp for free?
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ral O'Clock is this o'clock and now every o'clock
Lv1Aron: I wouldn't want to be in an Onsen with ral
simriel: On the other hand, if he can kill Niv he wins
RoastedGravy: What would an Abzan onsen be like?
RoastedGravy: Would you just chill with your ancestors?
Juliamon: You leave the Selesnya onsen notably more fertile than you arrived.
DiscordianTokkan: I was going to say "Wait, wouldn't Fires count itself" but... Timewalk. Right.
LRRbot: Scrapheap Scrounger [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Scrapheap Scrounger can't block. / {1}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return Scrapheap Scrounger from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Kyir: Fires is so freeing since you don't have to worry about when to cast anything half the time
LoadingReadyRun: selesnya onsen is also full of guild members who are *extremely* relaxed about nudity and standing a little too close to you
Loonatic93: @Lv1Aron Tomik does!
ChargingFerret: @RoastedGravy it is a sand exfoliation bath, with your ancestors
frozenphoenix7: Would they even have onsens in the desert
simriel: @RoastedGravy I dunno but the company would be Dead :D
lirazel64: Tick Up.and Scry would be a nice CK button.
RoastedGravy: @LoadingReadyRun I’ve seen this anime before… lrrBEEJ
space_turbulence: @loadingreadyrun that got a laugh out of me XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah there is definitely WAY too much naked time happening in the Selesnya onsen
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Sogheim: @LoadingReadyRun the centaurs make me feel small...
Kyir: oops
ChargingFerret: xD
flatluigi: rip
superwill123_: RIP IN RIPERONIS LEL
theamc2000: F
viridimayai: Jeremy White's Blue Player instincts betraying him
that_fruity: F
philippekav: shame concede ? :P
CSDragon31: Boros: Heat-Training Sauna Azorius: You are not allowed in the Hallowed Fountain Orzhov: Cold swimming pool for the debters, opulant bathhouse for the rich Simic: Slime Gruul: Natural hotspring Selesnya: Also a natural spring, but well maintained Rakdos: Blood bath Izzet: Spirited Away Boiler-House Golgari: Leftover runwater Dimir: Just a ba
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I'm so glad that Fires of Invention killed its user
lithuasil: Abzan Onsen is just a mudbath at an Oasis, that you can't get into because it's full of rhino
Fofo57007: the old heck up
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall ssandHUG PrideLionYay HahaCat
RoastedGravy: Jeskai would be an intersting onsen.
RoastedGravy: A combination of hot and cold baths.
gama41: oh man seasons pass with fires
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsHype cpicsYay cpicsHype cpicsYay
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Izzet onsen is 1000% a sawed-off water cistern propped up in the piping between two heat exchangers by grad students and professors are NOT ALLOWED to know it exists
RoastedGravy: Ooh, even better, Alex.
that_fruity: Onsen lore needs to be canon
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_TK lrrSACK_SG
tergonis: a hot waterfall??? i am all in
itsr67: you never actually enter the onsen, you just learn to sit on top of it
RoastedGravy: Okay, what about a Sultai onsen?
Loonatic93: Yeah, in the Selesnya Onsen you have a decent chance of just ending up pregnant after you get out. Regardless of race, sex, or gender.
Juliamon: The biggest difference betwee Selesnya and Gruul onsen is that one of them has the cute harmless bathing monkeys and the other has the ones that throw poo at you.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_SG sergePride_SG
Lithobraker: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou what about the postdocs?
RoastedGravy: Is it just a slightly warm swamp
draco_301: combo player I was going to go off. laughs in aggro
lirazel64: Subscribe to Onsenfacts!
MuffinsOnAHill: It's a nice collection of movies
bowsin_durrows: But everyone actually knows about it. @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
MuffinsOnAHill: Amazon Prime has a lot of them too.
blast_shark: Honestly, Transguild/Guildless Onsens are probably the way to go. No gimmicky corporate orders to subscribe to.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: of course all the professors know about it. They were grad students too, once.
ChargingFerret: Sultai is a pile of corpses and a crocodile swimming around
that_fruity: This is an onsen stream now, sorry
Tantusar: so what's the tiebreaker for the league standings?
Lv1Aron: sultai Onsen is lazish and opulent but also full of zombies
nogbutt: or golgari
Krokaar: What would the abzan onsen be
Karfsma778: gross
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: postdocs are allowed in as long as they contribute to maintaining it
DiscordianTokkan: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: The onsen is made of people!
Morrigan9: junk onsen, onseen them out?
tergonis: the grixis onsen is just bolas melting people
Morrigan9: jund
ChargingFerret: @Krokaar a sand bath, with your ancestors hanging around
theamc2000: Bant Onsen for the win!
Anubix_007: What would be the esper Onsen?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: The jund onsen devours you
erfunk: Sultai onsen is really nice, but belongs to Tasigur alone.
Loonatic93: Naya Onsen would probably just be a nicer form of the Gruul one.
KartoffelKaiser: I feel like the Esper Onsen is liquid metal
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Esper onsen is probably a pit pull of motor oil
phenexian: Naya onsen is litterally on the back of a giant beast
nickelbolas1234: @loadingreadyrun what is the format?
KartoffelKaiser: That assimilates you into it as you bathe
MuffinsOnAHill: The 5 color onsen is just Progenitus spit.
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
rarermonsters: An Esper onsen is a pool of mercury
jpss92400: jund onsen is just a dragon watering hole
Sogheim: Kaladesh onsens would be amazing clockwork marvels of engineering but there's a surprising number of unexplained deaths and Servitors saying they cannot break the three rules over and over
CtrlUltDefeatLive: nice cat people at the naya onsen
RoastedGravy: The Mardu onsen is a jacuzzi suit.
draco_301: in Soviet Russia onsen bath in you
Juliamon: Esper onsen is just a little bit too cold.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Esper onsen is clean. Like freakishly clean. Like upsettingly antiseptic to the point where you want to roll around in mud the instant you leave.
ChargingFerret: Bant is a nice relaxing baptism
Loonatic93: @rarermonsters AHHHHHHHHH! You beat me to it.
Lithobraker: Yeah, Bant Onsen just literally seems like a really nice onsen.
Lv1Aron: the Onsen meta is getting out of hand
LRRbot: Skyshroud Elite [G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Skyshroud Elite gets +1/+2 as long as an opponent controls a nonbasic land.
Sogheim: a Phyrexian onsen isn't relaxing at all. ask Karn.
Elliebot9000: does bolas have a lore relationship with grixis? Or do ya'll think they get pissed about being associated with him and only him?
Loonatic93: The Temur Onsen just features a bunch of people punching bears!
Fluffy776: This talk of MtG onsens is giving me life
DigitalSeahorse: I'd have an onsen stand that can bring onsen wherever it goes and leaves no wet behind
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
sniperserpent: how have i never seen skyshorud eleite before
simriel: @Elliebot9000 I believe he technically ruled it at one point?
ChargingFerret: @Loonatic93 and then bathing together after the workout
RoastedGravy: With the Temur, you can chill in the onsen with bears. And then you can punch them.
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
that_fruity: Grixis onsen is just a bunch of p[l with galaxy-brains chillin
RoastedGravy: Temur onsen would be awesome. Up in the snowy mountains, relaxing in a hot spring.
xantos69: Cheer50 Just got back from FNM where I won a vintage game on turn 3. My opening had was Street Wraith, 5 lands and Crop Rotation.
Lv1Aron: would Khan Onsen or dragon Onsen be nicer?
RoastedGravy: I’d windmill slam pick the Temur onsen in a heartbeat.
LRRbot: Reflecting Pool | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
ChargingFerret: with bear friend as well
KartoffelKaiser: Literally just a 2/3 for one, no condition to see here
tergonis: oooo temur onsen sounds sweet
Pyroxx___: how
Lv1Aron: dragons are mean but also serve as a really good means of heating Onsen
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
Pyroxx___: no double blue
draco_301: @elliebot9000 I feel like thatd be a better question if wizards cared anymore
ToastyLoaff: haHA! i killed something
blast_shark: Which color most intrinsically represents onsens? I imagine green, but red seems like a strong secondary. White/blue would be tertiary in my opinion.
RoastedGravy: lrrFINE
Loonatic93: An Onsen in Kamigawa would be.... Cultural appropriation?
Juliamon: Khan Onsen. Dragonlords wouldn't let lesser beings use THEIR bathing premises
erfunk: !card Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer
LRRbot: Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Yanling [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −2/−0 and loses flying. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 blue Elemental Bird creature token with flying. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Islands you control have '{T}: Draw a card.'"
Chartle: murderous rider would be mickey
Lithobraker: wuh happun?
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
seenoham: and has very nice art on the storybook version
LRRbot: Madcap Experiment [3R] | Sorcery | Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Madcap Experiment deals damage to you equal to the number of cards revealed this way.
LRRbot: Regrowth [1G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Lv1Aron: @juliamon but what if we are the dragons in this hypothetical, imagine it from the standpoint of the optimal Onsen user
LRRbot: Capture of Jingzhou [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Lithobraker: !deck
dulltoothpick: Is this the last game?
draco_301: yes
LRRbot: Platinum Emperion [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [8/8] | Your life total can't change.
Lithobraker: !decks
lowman02: Welp Alex do you have assassin's trophy
KartoffelKaiser: Is that a Niv Mizzet I see? PogChamp
ChargingFerret: platinum emperion
guardianzero666: I had to step away back in round 1. Did Serge beat Ben?
ChargingFerret: no
Chartle: he did not
KartoffelKaiser: Plat Emp says NO
Elliebot9000: Battle of Wits is undefeated through the first two rounds
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.
KartoffelKaiser: Ass Trophy PogChamp
LRRbot: Dread Wanderer [B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [2/1] | Dread Wanderer enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}{B}: Return Dread Wanderer from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only if you have one or fewer cards in hand.
RoastedGravy: Ass-Tro
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
blast_shark: Can you imagine how powerful it would feel to cast containment priest in response to madcap experiment?
Pyroxx___: no double red
guardianzero666: Did Ben at least win by playing battle of wits?
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: @Pyroxx___ Reflecting Pool adds red
Karfsma778: he has double red
sniperserpent: double red from reflecting pool
Pyroxx___: i see
green2008: 70080
LRRbot: Sweltering Suns [1RR] | Sorcery | Sweltering Suns deals 3 damage to each creature. / Cycling {3}
UnknownGerm: it goes on top?
ChargingFerret: @blast_shark and have them flip the emperion off the top
flatluigi: !card reflecting pool
LRRbot: Reflecting Pool | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
lowman02: @guardianzero666 absolutely not, pretty sure he just called his deck BoW and played a ton of Planeswalkers
Karfsma778: he did it before his draw step
KartoffelKaiser: He did it end step, to draw it
SuperGiraffe: Cast in upkeep
Pyroxx___: Misred reflecting pool
UnknownGerm: ah
KartoffelKaiser: Oh, upkeep, the result remains
LRRbot: Will Kenrith [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Will [4] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to two target creatures each have base power and toughness 0/3 and lose all abilities. / [-2]: Target player draws two cards. Until your next turn, instant, sorcery, and planeswalker spells that player casts cost {2} less to cast. / [-8]: Target player gets an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy." / Partner with …
Elunex: could also cast it endstep cuz trophy gives untapped land
KartoffelKaiser: Willy K PogChamp
theamc2000: Is ‘t vengevin a 4/4 @loadingreadyrun
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DoodlestheGreat: Instant Sweltering Sun, from Pillsbury!
KartoffelKaiser: Venge is a 4/3
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
ArcOfTheConclave: @theamc2000 4/3
theamc2000: @kartoffelkaiser ty
Elunex: ehm vengevine trigger?
Elunex: 2nd creature for turn
Pyroxx___: not cast
KartoffelKaiser: Is venge cast or etb?
Elunex: oh is it not cast?
UnknownGerm: cast
flatluigi: !card vengevine
LRRbot: Vengevine [2GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/3] | Haste / Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlefield.
draco_301: 3 not 2
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, then they have correctly not venge'd
guardianzero666: I should have him talk to a friend of mine. HisBOW deck consistently wins off of BOW
Elunex: dreadwanderer is not cast from bin cool i learned
LRRbot: Nexus of Fate [5UU] | Instant | Take an extra turn after this one. / If Nexus of Fate would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Nexus of Fate and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_TK
Loonatic93: Is the game of "TAG" just an acronym for "Touch And Go?"
ArcOfTheConclave: nice dig
J_Rey15: You need two pieces of meat before you can eat your veggies
AnythingArax: classic
PiGuy2000: Straight out of standard and right onto the stack!
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu ferociousRawr
lowman02: Nexus of Fate, not the worst mistake in recent history :P
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
KartoffelKaiser: Huh, you're right lowman
itsr67: at the very least oko wasn't a buy-a-box
flatluigi: it's the timewalk police
LRRbot: Chandra, Awakened Inferno [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [6] | This spell can't be countered. / [+2]: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." / [−3]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. / −X: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
AnythingArax: bloojLOL
KartoffelKaiser: Oko and Once sure were mistakes
UnknownGerm: oofa doofa
draco_301: is tw better at instant speed?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
ChargingFerret: @itsr67 and always a foil
RomanGoro: welp
TheWarbo: rider back in deck?
ckupf: zippotricks mcedgelord?
flatluigi: @draco_301 yes
LRRbot: Temporal Manipulation [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
lowman02: well if we had vengevine in play it'd stay alive
TheWarbo: eh never mind
itsr67: @draco_301 for control strategies it certainly is
arcskiez: rider shuffle
orimazer: rider doesn't go to grave
nickelbolas1234: Rider goes on the bottom
ChargingFerret: yeah, rider died, right, it goes on the bottom
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad ferociousStress cpicsCringe cpicsHalp
younzable: rider goes to the bottom
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Defender / Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
lowman02: rider doesn't shuffle either, it goes bottom
orimazer: rider police are here
itsr67: good ol TiTi
KartoffelKaiser: Alex gets a turn PogChamp
ChargingFerret: TitI
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
Chartle: alex gets burnd by chandra
lowman02: rider'die?
draco_301: do you take an extra turn before your turn?
AnythingArax: uwu
Lv1Aron: TiTi is my favorite upheaval
Elliebot9000: I giggle whenever I see thing abbreviated as titi because I'm 12
DigitalSeahorse: "may"
KartoffelKaiser: It doesn't matter for most cases, but I believe the extra turn comes before the normal turn in that csae
Dezinkled: Bump in the night range
KartoffelKaiser: *case
Lithobraker: Jeremy's in Bump in the night range!
tergonis: now alex somehow bumps him as an instant
lowman02: Hope Alex is on K spite
lowman02: I'd respect that
buttayobread: Im very excited to see black mold change fro theros as we have a fair amount of playables for the archetype
KartoffelKaiser: So keep an eye out for Medomi attacking I guess
lowman02: !card Kaervak's Spite
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST lrrALEX_SG ssandGHOST
spiffinn: chandra emblems crack me up in taking turns decks
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
draco_301: crabs adjust humidity
space_turbulence: @elliebot9000 "Titi transforms into a horror" XD
PinoGraham: which jace is on the field?
LRRbot: Part the Waterveil [4UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil. / Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U}
KartoffelKaiser: None Jace, it's Will Kenrith PogChamp
lowman02: Will Kenrith
lowman02: no JTMS
simriel: Is it rude to pull out a rubics cube when your opponent is playing Turns? XD
colonelcustard2000: Pay the life for the shockland coward LUL
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
KartoffelKaiser: R I P
Spleeniop22: nice
Mornish: chandra is a nonbo your opponents can't take damage from the plus one if they never take another turn
DigitalSeahorse: o_O
lowman02: @simriel no, it is not
Lv1Aron: why exactly does parting a waterveil cause you to take an extra turn
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad lrrALEX_SG
orimazer: is he going to give him 9 elmbems
orimazer: oh
MrPipboy3000: You emblems do nothing if he doesn't get a turn!
ChargingFerret: @simriel yes, unless you ask beforehand
AnythingArax: gg
KartoffelKaiser: @Lv1Aron There's a time walk behind the waterveil SeriousSloth
DigitalSeahorse: F
itsr67: man beaten to death by spiky land
simriel: Like, you can't pull out your phone at a Comp event, but is a non data storing puzzle...
MuffinsOnAHill: That Island is not a horror. lol
Ruobhe: Alex is reliving that LRR skech
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsThump cpicsPbbt cpicsThump cpicsShrug
Officinalis: Normally you'd have to walk all the way around the waterveil. Parting saves time as you travel.
AnythingArax: it's magic bloojGM
space_turbulence: thanks for a fun stream, y'all!
Krokaar: paul dont break the rules until the card says to
ChargingFerret: unless we have a tie
superwill123_: rip lol
lowman02: I mean one could say the same thing for undercosted critters :P aka Rotting Regi
TehAmelie: you're so smart, you get everything for free!
tergonis: no you!
Sogheim: but I am home...
Croc64: ok goodbye
DiscordianTokkan: geeklyOkay
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_SG lrrARROW_HF lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
KartoffelKaiser: Tie PogChamp
Croc64: Alright, I made it home
Krymzon19: Lmao
ChargingFerret: Tie
flatluigi: tiebreaker match! tiebreaker match!
nogbutt: finals
TheWarbo: tiebreaker match!
lowman02: sudden death finals
MuffinsOnAHill: No
theamc2000: I made it home
Krymzon19: TIEBRAKER
ChargingFerret: tie breaker! yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: everyone has to fight Beej
orimazer: chaos orb tie break?
RavenofOrzhova: Ima
draco_301: magic cards do nothing but change the rules
Lv1Aron: the chat demands blood!
KartoffelKaiser: Judge's Tower Tiebreaker!
Krymzon19: CHAOS ORB TIE BREAK
RavenofOrzhova: I’m already home...
blast_shark: win percentage time?
Diabore: pls dont tell me ben won
tergonis: did the obelisk go undefeated?
ChargingFerret: umm
nogbutt: ahaha
lowman02: @orimazer chaos orb flip off would be good
Croc64: Oh no
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Diabore: cmon cam, you gotta win!
ChargingFerret: we should check the records, right
TheWarbo: ALL of the ice cream
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
DiscordianTokkan: Ice Creaaaam!
lirazel64: Go Cam!
SuperGiraffe: settled by a game of commander
UnknownGerm: poor cam
tergonis: so much i cream
ThorSokar: Like a whole BUCKET of ice cream
orimazer: they have the oversized chaos orb too
easysteeze: ice ice Baby
theamc2000: Ice cream
orimazer: c'mon
AnythingArax: %%%
KartoffelKaiser: Ah, conventional tie breakers. How barbaric
that_fruity: sooo much ice cream
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I vote all three tied players have to play Archenemy again Beej.
Kyir: I feel like it would be easier to just play a tiebreaker round
nogbutt: wins / total games play
Elliebot9000: I just use software
Elliebot9000: use software you dingus
Lv1Aron: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou Seconded
phenexian: I would really like a deciding 3 way game
blast_shark: total number of games won divided by the number of games you played gives you the precentage of games you won.
ChargingFerret: can we find software to do this
AnythingArax: it's an excel sheet ye
draco_301: @loadingreadyrun can we go back to the wide
Croc64: I mean you can still use a calculator, then you just need to write down and know what you need to input
Ristow: looks like we need a game of knifey knifey to settle things
walabane: just have nelson run a casual event in WER and reenter the results
buttayobread: they must play a game at 1 life
Lithobraker: Or the software just breaks *cough* wizards event reporter *cough*
ipoddodd: The person in the tie that played the least games has the highest win percentage
MikeyM133: riveting content
ChargingFerret: just play a the countdown is at one game for the marbles
Croc64: I hate this format
KartoffelKaiser: Judge's Tower Tiebreaker!
Croc64: Oh thank god
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED ssandSPOOKED ssandSPOOKED katesRip wheelerKappa
nogbutt: finals
buttayobread: Judges Tower!
nogbutt: sudden death
Croc64: There is justice in the world
Officinalis: Do head to head?
orimazer: chaos orb!
Arakasi01: You mean Ben lost with Battle of Wits? No way
abaoa_qu: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
tergonis: the obelisk had to be punished, the world does have some amount of justice
zacharyisom: HELL YEAH CAM
draco_301: yay browns
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON_TK lrrSACK_SG
Mornish: Best off 1 fight
superwill123_: testing, testing, 1 2, 1 2
draco_301: why did it have to be off camera
KartoffelKaiser: Did Ben bring a meme deck on the last day and have that cost him the league *again* ?
lirazel64: Cam beats The Obelisk!
bowsin_durrows: Judge's tower with ben's deck. Kappa
itsr67: just play a game of judge's tower Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: oh right, I forgot
Elliebot9000: wait how did serge have 15 wins?
antonaqua: #TeamSerge!
draco_301: cam isn't kingmaker bc their still tied
phenexian: deciding match!
flatluigi: yeah hang on how do you have more matches
Elliebot9000: oh I get it
Croc64: Call Beej
Diabore: @KartoffelKaiser ben brought 242 card battle of wits
Croc64: Roll
Pyroxx___: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
phenexian: *bashes table* Deciding Game!
Diabore: @Elliebot9000 1-2's
orimazer: he outranks you
ChargingFerret: call the superjudge
Officinalis: RELaxed
Croc64: Disqualify nelson and serge so ben wins
simriel: Serge is so mad xD
lowman02: Chaos Orb Flips
KartoffelKaiser: @Diabore I have a vod to watch
superwill123_: lytDORF lytDORF lytDORF
Elliebot9000: @Diabore yep I see it now >.<
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: I like that 3 levels of judge are pressuring Serge to cheat
sing_o_muse: Peer Pressure!
NighSeptem: eogHee
Croc64: GET BEEJ IN HERE
Anubix_007: This isnt a sanctioned tournament
espi: Judge!
Mornish: Best of 1 fight
Fofo57007: refuse to choose
ThorSokar: CALL IT, Serge!
RomanGoro: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
awickedobserver: you have to call it friendo
draco_301: chaos
hd_dabnado: WEEWOO
garahine: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
Teslamat: Beej
espi: CALL BEEJ
bvorhies: This is epic
TheWarbo: serge: ask beej how to tiebreak
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Archenemy vs. Beej
MuffinsOnAHill: ANARCHY!!!!
arcskiez: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Morrigan9: beej
DigitalSeahorse: :D
ChargingFerret: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ
tergonis: woo!
MrPipboy3000: Play a mini master game. 15 random cards and 3 of each land!
KartoffelKaiser: Hooray PogChamp
gibbousm: DCI ban for you, DCI ban for you mom, DCI ban for all y'alls
The_Ninjurai: With NINJAS!!!!!
thavleifrim: serge, going to have to give you a warning for slow play if you dont make a choice
hd_dabnado: we need the Superjudge!
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun if you both get DQ'd then Wheeler wins by default and has to buy ice cream
metalionic: yay for serge
Fluffy776: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
Diabore: @KartoffelKaiser it started the stream so its easy to find
Kyir: Serge doing the math to confirm his win feels suspicious
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mrsarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Feltic: sergeHeart sergeHeart
BrokenGolem: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
ThirdOf5: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeJustRight
superwill123_: delicious lol
ThorSokar: Does Paul get Ice Cream?
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart lrrDILLY
ipoddodd: Serge was arguing to buy ice cream
GoblinRanger: did you get the embercleave in there?
KartoffelKaiser: @Diabore Excellent, thank you!
lirazel64: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
RavenofOrzhova: Peer pressure!!!!
Croc64: But did he complete his resolution
orimazer: so serge is level 6 now, right?
TheWarbo: sergeCounting
notthepenguins: yooo
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehehheh
superwill123_: lytKILLGOKU lytKILLGOKU lytKILLGOKU
arcskiez: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
UnknownGerm: oh dang
orimazer: and everyone is back to rules adviosr
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldcb
DoodlestheGreat: lrrHAM
lowman02: Hovermyr--can finally be called the trash tier that it is
zacharyisom: woooooot!
Diabore: now serge is 120 dollars poorer for winning
zacharyisom: POWERFUL MAGIC!
AnythingArax: #powerfulmagic
Kyir: I love #PowerfulMagic
lowman02: take it easy folks
Sogheim: Hovermyr is such a powerful card, c'mon
DiscordianTokkan: Powerful Magic!
AnythingArax: rtuesPyre rtuesPyre rtuesPyre rtuesPyre
keltonhicks8: hovermyr is powerful, ben
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ChargingFerret: woot! set themes for each week
DipneaDragon: !deck
erfunk: !deck
The_Ninjurai: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
draco_301: yay cam won
zacharyisom: MONO DAY!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK wheelerBless
DipneaDragon: !decklist
Anubix_007: mono
frozenphoenix7: Mono color league sounds legit
itsr67: mono color league, with a colorless wild card
Fluffy776: I would love a mono colored league
Krokaar: mono league!
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer5000 Thanks for a fun stream CanLander fam!
Krisotf: that would be great
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tergonis: stipulation league could be a thing
lowman02: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @i_am_clockwork
AnythingArax: Thanks for the HahaNutcracker @i_am_clockwork
zacharyisom: 5 mono colored decks and wheeler does a 5 color pile! !!!!!
Chartle: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @i_am_clockwork
djalternative: Thanks for the HahaElf @i_am_clockwork
Juliamon: It's Saturday in a good half of the world
JDMan94: Thanks for the HahaGoose @i_am_clockwork
Tantusar: All hands!
dangerous_safety: Thanks for the HahaReindeer @i_am_clockwork
keltonhicks8: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @i_am_clockwork
rs_ls: Thanks for the HahaNyandeer @i_am_clockwork
TheWarbo: meetings!
Lv1Aron: Mono 4color aristocrats
fp_elstar: Thanks for the HahaShrugMiddle @i_am_clockwork
TheWarbo: annual meetings!
Lithobraker: Staff meating
ChargingFerret: mono colored leauge, or color set leauge, like mono, two, and three color week
simriel: Thanks for the HahaElf @i_am_clockwork
biosimicist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
biosimicist: Thanks for all the games
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW_HF lrrARROW lrrCIRCLE
frozenphoenix7: The Shenmue 3 shall continue until the morale improves
Krokaar: mono league but everyone must play at least 2 phyrexian mana cards, minus dismember
gibbousm: ROAD QUEST!
DiscordianTokkan: Wooooo!
ThorSokar: only.4.may.live!
tergonis: roadquest hype!
gibbousm: Did you canabalize Ian
TheWarbo: when was the last time anyone saw a car on this road?
DiscordianTokkan: Alex is a ghooaaast!
TehAmelie: >was a hologram
Karfsma778: @TheWarbo about 5 minutes ago
ChargingFerret: @Krokaar and git probe
Agl0vale: Alex obviously died
Krokaar: Right right
keltonhicks8: All my favorites
Lv1Aron: Rip Alex
keltonhicks8: love you all!
MagickHat: Thanks for the HahaElf @i_am_clockwork
Diabore: they will a our qs
draco_301: plot twist hootie died
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK lrrCAMERON_TK wheelerBless wheelerMuldcb lrrSERGE
Lv1Aron: his arc really went sideways after season 2
TheWarbo: vanilla....sergecraft?
Krokaar: big T H I C C liar
ThorSokar: well, he's not fat anymore!
frozenphoenix7: James lied? Sky is blue, water wet, Adam golf god
DiscordianTokkan: James lied again about the description, second week in a row lrrBEEJ sergeKappaccino
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJAMES theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK
draco_301: he lost a lot of weight
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK lrrALEX_SG lrrGARBO lrrGRAHAM
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun It just never says not vanilla
sing_o_muse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrCIRCLE_SA lrrCIRCLE_TK
Pyroxx___: Blame Jame
Karfsma778: lrrALEX_SG lrrJAMES_SG lrrIAN_SG lrrBEEEJ_SG lrrADAM_SG lrrBEN_SG the RQ Comes To A Close!
Lv1Aron: how not vanilla is sergecraft?
zombub: Ah I see I'm here just in time
Momir_Nik: @AttackCowboy Hey time for Hightide?
Karfsma778: Lol, R
draco_301: not very vanilla
TheWarbo: settle down you two :-P
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrALEX_SG lrrALEX_TK
J_Rey15: My weakness! Large Fonts!
Tantusar: that e in detora should really be a small cap
Diabore: personally, i want crim to build on cam
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED
Chartle: the deltora books also
emscholarofthegays: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:23:36.
Pyroxx___: why would crim sit on Cam?
Bladinus: sergeHeart
mastershake29x: how many people will attempt to pronounce AliasV's name, and how many will even be sort of close
Krokaar: the power has gone to his head
draco_301: Serge be like
DigitalSeahorse: katesTea katesTea katesTea katesTea katesTea katesTea katesTea
RomanGoro: I was wondering about that one
ToastyLoaff: lrrHEART
RomanGoro: Awesome
zacharyisom: MORE MAGIC PLEASE
Diabore: does wheeler get to scrub out round 1 again?
mastershake29x: lots of powerful magic
DiscordianTokkan: katesBrad katesH
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Will Wheeler lose to Adam Thorne again?
DigitalSeahorse: can't see
Croc64: Wait I zoned out when is this
Juliamon: !rq merch
DigitalSeahorse: :O
lirazel64: @croc64 Feb 1
orbitaltuna: bop it
orimazer: bop it!
Juliamon: !rqmerch
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DiscordianTokkan: Beej's Bathwater!
orbitaltuna: twist it
orimazer: twist it!
orbitaltuna: pull it
Croc64: @lirazel64 Gracias
Pyroxx___: OH NO
draco_301: what's the side thing
Karfsma778: JigBeej
Lithobraker: wait, can you store a deck in that waterbottle compartment?
Juliamon: I ordered the water bottle last night, I already got a shipping notice. Hype!
dweebert91: Can I buy one at princess auto?
orbitaltuna: drink it
shea_wolfe: "Did you know that you can get all sorts of things at Princess Auto?"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Congratulations to all the players for a fine season of powerful Magic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou! (Today's storm count: 88)
tergonis: lrrBEEEJ Would you like to play some Puzzlequest?
Diabore: @draco_301 i believe its a card holder (credit not magic)
jkoon78076: love you guys. :)
Juliamon: Lithobraker Unsleeved limited deck maybe
jkoon78076: have a good night
RassilonDND: Thanks for the HahaSnowhal @i_am_clockwork
flatluigi: this font is kind of hard to read
xantos69 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months, currently on a 33 month streak!
xantos69: Keep on doing great things!
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draco_301: cam is a hero
DoodlestheGreat: @flatluigi, Really? I find serif fonts to be much easier.
terribleplan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Diabore: @draco_301 from the site "Store More – Storage pocket to keep IDs, money or a key"
Croc64: Perfect timing
RassilonDND: Thanks for the HahaSleep @terribleplan
sing_o_muse: !crocsim
Diabore: magic
Croc64: I HAVE ONE POWER
Sibwow: no its tell me why
RomanGoro: @LoadingReadyRun when did Nelson say the Highlander finals are?
Krokaar: hi other croc
Croc64: AND THAT'S OT
Lv1Aron: Feb1
shea_wolfe: Saturday RomanGoro
Croc64: wheelerBless (kiefer helps)
DigitalSeahorse: that was a croc
Krokaar: what a croc
RassilonDND: foamy the squirrel?
RomanGoro: Thanks all
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMuldcb vileolHeck
I_Am_Clockwork waves
TheWarbo: is Party God a new theros preview?
Diabore: party god or parry god?
sing_o_muse: isn't the party god of theros dead?
Krokaar: what would a +1/+1 roomba look like
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: XD arcbound_Roomba okay that's a good one
RassilonDND: Myr_Roomba is perfect
Croc64: At least someone maintains my jokes while I can't
door2doorHovermyrSalesman: Yeah baby
tergonis: the timing is so choice today
RassilonDND: you saucy boy *stabs thee*
Pyroxx___: where is me?
albatros064 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 42 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, albatros064! (Today's storm count: 91)
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless wheelerBless
simriel: Why
sing_o_muse: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Tantusar: well that was a trip
Pyroxx___: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: RPGGhosto lrrSPOOP
Krokaar: you are all going to super hell
RassilonDND: oh hey chat, has the PPR guests been announced yet?
Juliamon: !ppr
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Pyroxx___: yes
tergonis: later nerds!
Croc64: Adios
yamahako: I just got "a kingdom of cards" yesterday
draco_301: did I not sub right?
DoodlestheGreat: NIGHTERS!
mcmacmtg: cheers guys
Tantusar: Twitch!
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the fun
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride_SG lrrARROW_HF lrrALEX_TK lrrCAMERON_TK katesThank
jonathancook89: !next
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