SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian takes over Play it Foward and he's checking out Shenmue 3. Game: Shenmue 3) at Sat 08:00 PM PST (2:02 from now).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Turn the crank.
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian takes over Play it Foward and he's checking out Shenmue 3. Game: Shenmue 3) at Sat 08:00 PM PST (2:01 from now).
ContingentCat: !findquote crank
LRRbot: Quote #5871: "Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional." —Graham [2019-03-08]
ContingentCat: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #4949: "This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!" —Kathleen [2018-05-04]
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX
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Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
lilqueso1: <message deleted>first bitches
DarkMorford: I thought this wasn't starting until 8. Oh well, time to find VIPs!
Juliamon: No need to be rude.
lilqueso1: <message deleted>fuck off
myrddinthewizard: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Don't tell a mod what to do, please.
Pal_Friendpatine: Huh. This is early?
myrddinthewizard: Good Evening Everyone!
Lithobraker: How to get exiled from the chat 101
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh and of course... Hi!
Juliamon: I suppose the lack of Gamehaus enables an early start.
Lithobraker: Wassup chat buttttttttttts!
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah I guess so. The schedule still says 8 PT. Well good for the Twitch alert!!
NickNackLive: Love this opening
Pantsravaganza: lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME_SG
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Antitonic: I've not seen this before. New game?
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asddsa28: wooot
Lithobraker: Ok, a purple wind, but will there be a purple rain?
myrddinthewizard: Nice!
RockPusher: lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Ian is one table-thumping son of a B
NickNackLive: IAN MY MAN!
RockPusher: Have a good strategy meeting?
Saulens181: do we know what the next play it forward is going to be? death stranding with graham?
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I'm just glad you have a worthy table, then :)
TheMoatman: Several months from now Kappa
SniperPumpkin: time for sound in your earphones
RockPusher: Audio suppository?
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SniperPumpkin: don't we need more cash for Snake Juce
SniperPumpkin: ?
Pal_Friendpatine: Is there a nearby endurance/Kung Fu place?
Pal_Friendpatine: We have time to practice a good bit
RockPusher: The LRR-VEN
SnivianMoon: Oh wow, I thought the stream was happening at 8 PM. Hi Ian, hi chat!
Juliamon: SnivianMoon We all thought so.
Juliamon: But Ian's here now, so.....
RockPusher: I hope it was a productive meeting
SnivianMoon: I'm not going to complain about more Shenmue and Ian.
Driosenth: how was the all hands meeting?
SniperPumpkin: ooh, that was some pop in kung fu
TheAinMAP: It's 8 PM in my time zone. :)
NickNackLive: It's 9 PM for me lrrIAN
NickNackLive: NOOO
Driosenth: Do the gotcha machines empty as you pull from them?
Saulens181: 2 AM wooo
NickNackLive: Don't stop, Play forever
RockPusher: Jolf Carts! PogChamp
createdforskins: lrrJUDGE
sniperserpent: the toy cars singles market must be wild
TheAinMAP: How many modes of transportation?
Lithobraker: Was anyone wearing these at the meeting? https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61YG3AGfSSL._AC_UX522_.jpg
FoxBoxGamers: long, car
SnivianMoon: Now I'm thinking of Saabine, and I'm sad. Rest in Piece, you Jet-derived beauty.
GDwarf: Are foot-long cigarettes common in 1980s China?
D1cey1: Which is much longer than an inch...
SnivianMoon: Ryo actually works his way up to doing a proper one-inch punch, if you level up enough. It's a nice detail, I thought.
lirazel64: Ah, I have arrived at a crucial moment!
nemryn: It's more than an inch because Ryo isn't very good at it yet
FoxBoxGamers: oh there is a sun this time?
TheAinMAP: ^
D1cey1: I mean he's at tier 4 of it
lirazel64: There's a SUN?
aWabbajack: I see THE SUN
SnivianMoon: Holy heck! You're right!
Juliamon: !clip
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asddsa28: XD
aWabbajack: Praise the sun
sniperserpent: well, there's a sun now
SnivianMoon: Does this mean we've escaped limbo?
SniperPumpkin: my god, are we not actually in hell?
SnivianMoon: Sun's out, Gun's out - Win some, Dim sum.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh sure, Ian starts as soon as I take a shower. Sneaky. :P
Sarah_Serinde: (Hi friends!)
Juliamon: Hi Sarah!
aWabbajack: zekeHI
SnivianMoon: Hi Sarah_Serinde!
Lithobraker: @SnivianMoon don't let your dreams be memes! Steal a Gripen and take it for a joy ride down the highway
Sarah_Serinde: How dare you start the stream at a time that means I'll be able to watch the whole thing before bed :P
lirazel64: And the sun actually sers!
Juliamon: Have you ever been so disappointed in a candy that you found yourself going to get something healthy to snack on instead? That's how bad this chocolate bar is.
lirazel64: *sets
SniperPumpkin: when has the threat of being super weird ever stopped Ian though?
RockPusher: fugiChicken
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
Lithobraker: @Juliamon that's how my British friends reacted to the Hawaii chocolate I brought over for them 😭
Fruan: Is pound cake a pun in this context?
BlightningHelix: So it's unclear to me in this minigame. What are you controlling?
Juliamon: To be fair, I wasn't expecting much from a "FLORIDA" chocolate bar made in New Jersey, gifted to me by relatives I greatly dislike
BrindleBoar: are... you trying to outsmart a dummy?
NickNackLive: I've started my resolution to re-lose the weight I gained over the last few months. And I was doing so good until september.
D1cey1: Seems like setting that chocolate up for failure
SnivianMoon: @BlightningHelix Ian's controlling the colored line on the ground. It needs to be kept within the cone.
accountmadeforants: This game has some weirdly high-quality flourishes to it, and the rotating thingie for these minigames is one of them.
BlightningHelix: That's what I thought but I wasn't sure.
SnivianMoon: That rapid sunset, though....
BrindleBoar: Ah.
Lithobraker: Hoooooooah Ha Haha
SnivianMoon: One-inch punch actually increases endurance, strangely.
D1cey1: There must be balance
BlightningHelix: Gotta slow roll it, let people get in here.
SniperPumpkin: well, the stream's not scheduled to end until 11 :P
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah since endurance is your health it seems important to level up at this point
accountmadeforants: The weekends are for LRR doing chores in video games. We've established this.
Dog_of_Myth: Why is there a gong in that training dummy?
Lithobraker: Why is the training dummy literally just a log to punch
BlightningHelix: When you have an excess of logs and gongs, and need to do training, you make do.
Sarah_Serinde: Surviving seems important
Dog_of_Myth: I store my gongs in a secure gong locker. LUL
Mysticman89: If you really wanna stick it them them, you need to punch wood. Remember to log your hours.
RockPusher: … we know kung fu…
SnivianMoon: I think we actually might want to increase our attack power a bit, given the last brawls we were in.
Juliamon: I wasn't in China in the 80s, were you? Can you prove that's not just how they were back then?
Pal_Friendpatine: @lithobraker ancient materials and techniques?
Spooky_Noises: Horse Dance?
BrindleBoar: Stance
Spooky_Noises: Not convinced.
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
accountmadeforants: Did not expect B-52 references right now, but welcome them
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse lrrHORN mrweebHorse lrrHORN mrweebHorse
Dog_of_Myth: Horse Dance babbbby
Sarah_Serinde: It's Ian. Always expect B-52 references
CaptainSpam: Well, the Horse Stance is a little ol' stance where we squat real still-like.
ArcOfTheConclave: Squatting! It's good for your poop!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Beej :D
SnivianMoon: But it wasn't a Ryo. It was a Ryo Lobster!
TheMoatman: I've got me a horse stance, can hold about twenty seconds, so hurry up and stop pressing A
TheAinMAP: lrrBEEEJ
RockPusher: Hai Beej
EJGRgunner: Squatting. I hear it helps pooping
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
SnivianMoon: Hi Beej! Welcome to Horse Stance.
Eklinaar: Now this is the content I want to see.
SniperPumpkin: Beej does the Horse Dance
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RockPusher: hahahaha
SnivianMoon: Wise Beej
D1cey1: Good decision Beej
TheAinMAP: Bye Beej.
TheMoatman: I beat Beej, that's all I wanted
adelius3: Subbing for irl horse stance
Sarah_Serinde: Ian didn't you regret this last time you tried it
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
TheMoatman: It's honestly easier if you're lower
SnivianMoon: This is the weirdest RingFit Adventure mod...
CaptainSpam: And suddenly Ian learns he's been torturing poor Ryo all along.
Xafty: @TheMoatman lower is not Horse Stance though
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Remove human skin.
Lithobraker: Yes! I'd did it!
SquareDotCube: Is this the new The Squat crapshot? Everyone just doing horse stance?
TheMoatman: I mean, Ryo's horse stance is super low anyway (at least compared to how I learned it)
Xafty: oh lord that would be a great crapshot
Eklinaar: "The Human We Call Ian" is a normal thing we all say
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always salty.
FoxBoxGamers: the horse is a metaphor! ♫
SnivianMoon: There's a kidnapping we need to solve, and a gang of thugs terrorizing the town. But heaven forbid we do anything past 9 PM. Nothing's THAT urgent.
dangerous_safety: !findquote human
LRRbot: Quote #1199: "Look at how normal my human skin looks." —Graham [2015-11-30]
FoxBoxGamers: that's a very normal sentence
BlightningHelix: Look, Snivian, we'd love to avenge our father in a timely manner but bed time is bed time and we have to respect it.
SnivianMoon: I mean, rest IS important.
nemryn: Horse Stance 6! Ryo is now 60% horse
SquareDotCube: it probably goes up to 10
Xafty: @SnivianMoon cant go crime solving without at least 9 hours of sleep!
SnivianMoon: Each of the three training dummies goes up to level 7 strangely.
FoxBoxGamers: Horse Stance Mastery: Turn into a horse for fast travel
InquisitorGaia: time for faceoff?
Xafty: SHOES
SnivianMoon: "I sell firewood, and firewood accessories."
sniperserpent: that's a power move to say "never seen x before?" while x is nowhere in sight
CaptainSpam: "No, you don't understand. I. Don't. Have. Time. To. Talk. Right. Now."
accountmadeforants: Is it a different, but very similar-looking man each time? The log-chopping industry is rough.
FoxBoxGamers: eff.
sniperserpent: that was incredible
sniperserpent: i love that
nemryn: Hey Shenhua
Xafty: i guess the inconsistantcy of a pot over a wood fire would do something to the rice, that or smoking it a bit
InquisitorGaia: face off?
FoxBoxGamers: feeling much better, but still a little... horse.
SnivianMoon: Shenhua, stupid things are ALL Ryo does.
dangerous_safety: ever forward Ryo
MadameAdversary: Your mistake was choosing Scissors!
Xafty: i call face up
SnivianMoon: Are we gonna call Tom again tonight?
accountmadeforants: Face down as always
dangerous_safety: side
CaptainSpam: Side!
asddsa28: facing right
Lithobraker: Left side
BlightningHelix: I'm all in on side.
myrddinthewizard: Left side.
SnivianMoon: I'm voting CHAIR.
nemryn: Reading
InquisitorGaia: right side
deinonychus24: My vote is reading a book
Juliamon: I'm in on chair
ArcOfTheConclave: middle
CaptainSpam: Chair IS a valid option.
sniperserpent: I bet she's sleeping on Side 3, the birthplace of Zeon.
GDwarf: I predict sleeping south-southeast
PMAvers: 420 blaze them herbs
FoxBoxGamers: unceremonious sprawl
lirazel64: She's reading.
RockPusher: standing, eyes wide open
InquisitorGaia: wait i vote siccsors face
BlightningHelix: Turns out when more people live in an area, disease spreads quicker. Who knew?
Pantsravaganza: lrrHAM_SA
D1cey1: You sure? He's a very hands on doctor.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, definitely not that guy
BlightningHelix: All in on side.
dangerous_safety: side
SnivianMoon: Dinger!
CaptainSpam: Woo!
Xafty: @BlightningHelix not europe in the 1800s
cdutson: been a while since I caught a stream. we're not in the village anymore
dangerous_safety: the feet are on
SquareDotCube: potato feet
Juliamon: Let's not think about the feet
accountmadeforants: Dang
joetheblacksmith: Yes my first live lrr stream
Juliamon: Welcome joetheblacksmith!
FoxBoxGamers: Night... Apples.
myrddinthewizard: Welcome @joetheblacksmith
CaptainSpam: Hoo boy, joetheblacksmith. You tuned into... a thing!
cdutson: just all the apple huh?
joetheblacksmith: Thanks!
D1cey1: A game of labor
joetheblacksmith: I’m scared
Xafty: i can 100% honestly say that Shenmue 3 is... something
BlightningHelix: What Shenmue should be about: A martial arts story of revenge.
myrddinthewizard: Be afraid, @joetheblacksmith. Be very afraid...
D1cey1: Shenmue 3: At least partially a game
SnivianMoon: Is it fork time? I think it's time to fork.
BlightningHelix: What Shenmue is actually about: Turns out revenge is hard when you have bills to pay
accountmadeforants: Let's be real, there's no LRR stream that wouldn't be weird as your first live LRR stream.
SquareDotCube: I imagine we confuse the cleaning crew as to why someone keeps taking the apples but not leave cores
Xafty: but we only have 1 bill to pay, our room fee
myrddinthewizard: Heres to the mythical 9 ltems moved.
FoxBoxGamers: obviously he's eating the cores too
FoxBoxGamers: boosts IQ y'know
cdutson: so what.. year does this take place in?
SnivianMoon: I am excite about fork. Will today be the day we break the record?
BusTed: What happens if you can't pay?
SniperPumpkin: can we get to 8
nemryn: This is 1987
SniperPumpkin: oh do we have 8 already?
cdutson: glad they're having this conversation ACROSS THE ROOM
KidAmn: more importantly, are the people getting used to your weird-ass feet?
joetheblacksmith: why do they talk so weird?
RockPusher: why indeed
myrddinthewizard: I think the record is currently 8 items
Xafty: cyanide is in stone fruit seeds
SquareDotCube: Ryu is a vampire?
Juliamon: joetheblacksmith Because the original games were weirdly translated, and they kept it up for this one.
TheMoatman: Is it related to the missing sun?
FoxBoxGamers: they reflect the skybox, not the building?
accountmadeforants: Baked reflections? In my video games? Never!
Lithobraker: What happens if we don't have enough money for the hotel?
BlightningHelix: @joetheblacksmith Because the voice acting in the first two shenmues were kinda weird, and shenmue III kinda inherits the tradition.
cdutson: you know how to use a forklift, right? random guy?
SquareDotCube: And now for some 90s muzak
RockPusher: ♫ They tried to kill him with a forklift… ♫
TheMoatman: Nothing's too big to fork lift if you try hard enough
SnivianMoon: Is... Is that an electrical junction box?
FoxBoxGamers: ssssafe!
Xafty: @Lithobraker we probably get forced to earn money for the day, which while funny, would be a waste of time
TheAinMAP: Power saver.
Pal_Friendpatine: @rockpusher I think of that almost everytime
SnivianMoon: Man, old UPS units were big back in 1987
TheMoatman: Well Ian, we're in China
TacitusVigil sneaks into the Moonbase to steal Ian's unprotected electricity...
SniperPumpkin: first person forklifting seems hard
cdutson: so is there like... a point... to this game?
Dog_of_Myth: Solar power from that nonsun
dangerous_safety: all landmasses are islands if you zoom out enough
FoxBoxGamers: there is, we're just not doing it
TheMoatman: Which is on a veeeeery big island
Driosenth: That looks exactly like a control box for 5 axis scara arm I had to use
TheMoatman: If you think about it
Juliamon: something something !point
cdutson: this is how we avenge him?
Xafty: @SniperPumpkin its not irl, so i dont see how it would be in game
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.
Headshotcatcher: but first we've got to run some errands
Sarah_Serinde: cdutson Look, it's a process :P
SquareDotCube: Oh hey, another arcade!
Fruan: The best revenge is a life lived well... with forklifts!
FoxBoxGamers: why like this, cones.?
BlightningHelix: As I said before: Gotta pay your bills while you train kung fu and hunt down your dad's killer.
BaronVonPoppinOff: Living well is the best revenge
Banather: there's not a lot of money in revenge
TheMoatman: Well our father knew Kung Fu and potentially drove a forklift. And as we all know, living well is the best revenge
MadameAdversary: the best revenge is to forklift well
TacitusVigil: The real betrayal will be when we learned a forklift killed our father.
dangerous_safety: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
ArcOfTheConclave: FYI, outdoor electrical equipment is in metal boxes like those to protect it from the elements.
SnivianMoon: Forklifts are a dish best served cold?
CaptainSpam: No, *A*venge, not *RE*venge! Kappa
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta earn money to afford a place to stay and things to heal us when we beat up jerks, while trying to find the people who kidnapped our friend's day, and who seem to be involved with our dad's murder
RockPusher: That does not seem like bad advice LRRbot
SquareDotCube: Sometimes you just fork yourself over
Xafty: time to get LOADED
Sarah_Serinde: This frequently involves wandering around town asking the same question to a lot of different people until we learn something useful
myrddinthewizard: No worries, practice round.
TheMoatman: O-sake
Dog_of_Myth: Stop, Drop, Open up shop?
CaptainSpam: Ah, yes, the traditional sake growler.
cdutson: it's for whatever passes as a boston pizza around here. that's their equivalent of a fish bowl
MadameAdversary: Maybe the best revenge is to collect all of the gacha instead.
TheMoatman: Or would it be Daisake? Or nosake? I forget how all those prefixes work
Lithobraker: Shenmue III: Interagency Process
TacitusVigil: Forking shirtballs!
dangerous_safety: more of a sake basin
RothonWylar: evening ian
SquareDotCube: It's like the oversized wine glass gag prop
PigmyWurm: so is this a sequel or a re-imagining of the original? Does he keep having to avenge people?
Eklinaar: "Video Game"
TacitusVigil: Oh right. "Video game." My favorite game.
FoxBoxGamers: I sure do love VIDEOGAME
TheMoatman: Okay but why is the short route coned off
TacitusVigil: Starring "game person"
TheMoatman: In universe
accountmadeforants: Video Game has the sun!
Eklinaar: Where can I find someone on Twitch streaming VIDEOGAME?
JupiterStarlight: you know if the object you are transporting obstructs your view, you are supposed to go backwards
BlightningHelix: The building we're going around is the ferry terminal. Can't stop people from accessing the ferry terminal.
JupiterStarlight: i just got a class on this
FoxBoxGamers: that's crate news
Lithobraker: @PigmyWurm it's the third in a twelve part story IIRC
Cepsys: cr8s 4 dayz
ArcOfTheConclave: crates for days?
cdutson: you're doing crate, ian
joetheblacksmith: Why is this important
SquareDotCube: So what's the Ian to crate ratio?
BlightningHelix: Joe, money.
dangerous_safety: money
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Juliamon: Look, you can't set records if you're reading chat.
Micsig: Gotta pay rent on the hotel
lirazel64: @joetheblacksmith Money!
PigmyWurm: @Lithobraker i cant tell if you are joking or not
joetheblacksmith: Huh
joetheblacksmith: What if you just choose to not have money
Juliamon: PigmyWurm Not joking. This series was planned to be LONG.
TacitusVigil: Forklift driving is really an art, though.
TheMoatman: Maybe *you* can't
myrddinthewizard: @joetheblacksmith you cant stay in the hotel.
RothonWylar: this is ceratainly a virtual experience
JupiterStarlight: looks perfect!
joetheblacksmith: Then live on the streets
TacitusVigil: Safety third!
ruscobrog: this is not.... nevermind
BlightningHelix: Safety eventually.
JupiterStarlight: Safety... Its a word!
FoxBoxGamers: the wet bricks really worry me
myrddinthewizard: @joetheblacksmith Not an option, I don't think...
Juliamon: Niaowu not known for their OSHA branch.
joetheblacksmith: Dang
BlightningHelix: Oh yeah, having worked with forklifts, everything about this is bothering me.
cdutson: OSHA, Ian. OSHA!
myrddinthewizard: Oh and for healling potions for fighting.
niccus: if you do a lot of things, and you do them safely, then you have a lot of safety
accountmadeforants: OSHA < OPTIMISATION
JupiterStarlight: I was wondering about that. of you could go in the ocean
Lithobraker: @PigmyWurm sorry, I was wrong. Eleven chapters actually https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2015/6/20/8818097/shenmue-3-story-11-chapters-kickstarter-yu-suzuki
joetheblacksmith: There’s fighting in this game?
Micsig: Most forklift drivers would be worried about drifinmg their half ton forklift on wet ground
myrddinthewizard: Yep @joetheblacksmith
BlightningHelix: Osha has no power here!
SnivianMoon: Go Ian go!
SnivianMoon: Aw, dinger
RothonWylar: that's whyat she said?
FoxBoxGamers: can you take two at once with bad stability if you're daring?
CaptainSpam: That'll do. Let's just drop this last crate right here on the dock.
BlightningHelix: That'll do for today. Just leave the forklift with stuff on it in the middle of the dock.
Eklinaar: OSHA is specifically an American organization
accountmadeforants: joetheblacksmith Only with sufficient Kung Fu levels and Snake Power
FoxBoxGamers: heck.
Lithobraker: That's my favorite 50 shades quote.
NullColaShip: we'll just leave this crate on the forklift in the middle of the docks, that won't get in anyone's way at all
RothonWylar: oh shit I thought that the manager was a created character for a moment
FoxBoxGamers: the most forgetful manager
dangerous_safety: I'm calling 9 crates this run
BlightningHelix: 10 crates!
FoxBoxGamers: if it's arranged the same as you left it...
myrddinthewizard: THe Mythical 9!!!
FoxBoxGamers: what the hell is that
Juliamon: Don't worry about it.
TheMoatman: Longshoryo-man
BlightningHelix: Forklifting is your job, fishing is your PASSION
Lithobraker: Look, we have to keep him part time otherwise the boss has to provide health insurance
accountmadeforants: That's not Video Game, it'll never catch on!
SnivianMoon: Ryo should get knuckle tats that just say "FORK" and "LIFT"
FoxBoxGamers: never forget what you're fighting for klift
aesir_blade: Is it traditional to get red crates full of money on your birthday?
BlightningHelix: Lithobreaker, he's not even part time. He's an independent contractor.
joetheblacksmith: Don’t let your grandparents tell you it’s wrong love fish if you want!
SnivianMoon: Whacky mole is staring into my soul
FoxBoxGamers: your whacky soul
CaptainSpam: And now you're taking the things you just put ON the ship and putting them BACK in the warehouse.
the_pabster: R u kidnapping a pickle head?
TheMoatman: I mean, I know Ian's been getting bank from forklifting, but I wouldn't call the forklift a "red crate full of money"
accountmadeforants: I want whatever that green beaver/mole-ish thing is supposed to be. I'll drive the forklift myself!
dangerous_safety: always forking, never learching
Lithobraker: It's 2020, we can eat fish now
sniperserpent: i feel like forklifting at high speeds over puddles isn't safe
Malazim: So how long was the training program that you had to go through to get your forklift authorization
accountmadeforants: They're papier-maché
BaronVonPoppinOff: it's a video game so they blow up if you shoot them
CaptainSpam: I'm betting the text on the red crates reads "FRAGILE".
Juliamon: Obviously they'll explode with any pressure
Dog_of_Myth: Video Game taught me that red things explode.
BlightningHelix: Oh, it's super not, sniper
TheMoatman: What they should do is use two forklifts, then have them stack a crate on the other's roof
CapnRobert: those are some large traffic cones
RothonWylar: don't shoot those red barrels thay'll explode
Sarah_Serinde: Inferior traffic cones, no Majima
TheMoatman: that way you can take 2-3. And this is late-80s China, so there wasn't much in the way of things like "safety regulations", so you wouldn't even get in trouble
Micsig: ah yeah, that's a clean pick
CaptainSpam: That's some quality forklifting, Mr. Horner. lrrBEEJ
SquareDotCube: What would you rather fight: 1 whole Majima, or 100 mini Majimas?
Despoiler98: right into the sea
accountmadeforants: That's not how forklifts or pallets work NotLikeThis
Dog_of_Myth: Close enough
sniperserpent: ah, good to get a secure grip on a priceless vase
Vampiricsloth: and that pallet is destroyed by the forks of the lift :P
sniperserpent: you should be able to use walls to adjust your grip on that
FoxBoxGamers: I really wanna see 100 miniature Majimas now
FoxBoxGamers: it'd be terrifying
Vampiricsloth: i work in a pallet repair warehouse xD
Vampiricsloth: that is contracted by Chep and walmart xD
JupiterStarlight: what suprises me is you can't take two at aa time
BlightningHelix: I'm just stressed out by that water I've seen one of those things hydroplane and it's terrifying.
SnivianMoon: These palates are exceptionally clean, to be honest.
Vampiricsloth: in north west arkansas like 25 miles from walmart main hub
PMAvers: Wait is this the same forklift course from the previous games?
RothonWylar: I've heard of pallet town
JupiterStarlight: its actually not so bad.
Juliamon: I've worked with pallet jacks, not so much vehicles. And yeah these are in really good condition.
TheMoatman: They don't really look like pressure treated wood actually
FoxBoxGamers: this is pallet city indeed
sniperserpent: those are tnt crates if other video games are to be trusted
CaptainSpam: You drive off and then the warehouse explodes in the background...
blip2004: forklifts on ice are pretty scary
TheMoatman: This isn't the same track as in map
ElementalAlchemist: boop!
blip2004: no grip at all
ElementalAlchemist: Hi friends
TheMoatman: But it might be the same route? I doubt it, though
FoxBoxGamers: unless one of the crates is full of records, anyway
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TheMoatman: Because then they'd have to design the area around the route, rather than fitting a route into the map
D1cey1: Smashing records
myrddinthewizard: !smash
LRRbot: Put a romantic subplot in Smash, you cowards!
Headshotcatcher: Money always gets in the way of dreams huh
Dog_of_Myth: Now time to drift....
nhouse1919: what's going on, just found stream
SquareDotCube: "Forklifts on Ice" sounds like one of those "X on Ice" tours that were popular in the 90s
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
Juliamon: nhouse1919 We're doing contract work on the docks to earn money for our hotel room.
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Pantsravaganza: I find the business model of shipping a pickle man statue back and forth across the same river to be... interesting...
Juliamon: Eventually we'll avenge our father, but we're taking things one day at a time.
SnivianMoon: Go for the ocho!
nhouse1919: @juliamon thanks
SniperPumpkin: as long as you don't get any bad RNG on the geometry, should be doable
myrddinthewizard: Going for ESPN 8 the OCHO
Dog_of_Myth: Forklift Racing is on the Ocho actually
SquareDotCube: I think 7 and 8 give you the same pay
TheMoatman: Apparently the pressure treated wood I've interacted with in my life has been so shitty that I don't actually know what PT wood normally look like
TheMoatman: *looks
sniperserpent: im betting it's not going to make it
RothonWylar: giggity
TheMoatman: Cr8
Micsig: blocked
FoxBoxGamers: this is enough for today
SnivianMoon: HUZZAH
TheMoatman: YEEEEEEEEEEE
Juliamon: lrrGOAT
BlightningHelix: CR8!
Questhere: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gek_tw0: epic
sniperserpent: oh nice
CaptainSpam: THE OCHO!
dangerous_safety: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp HahaSweat
SnivianMoon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
asddsa28: wooo
Cepsys: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ElementalAlchemist: lrrGOAT
Critter_jones: WOOO
myrddinthewizard: lrrSACK
ElementalAlchemist: It counts!
TheMoatman: Cr8 Job, Buddy
D1cey1: lrrGOAT lrrSACK
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: Okay that definitely got us more than 7 crates did :D
lirazel64: Whew!
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
SniperPumpkin: Frame Perfect
JupiterStarlight: VoHiYo VoHiYo
accountmadeforants: The greatest fork and/or lifter int he world!! lrrHORN
codl_: lrrHORN
Headshotcatcher: Glod!
Lithobraker: lrrGOAT lrrSACK
Despoiler98: FLAWLESS VICTORY
SnivianMoon: From downtown!
gek_tw0: can we hang out with that greasy dock bear after work?
Eklinaar: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
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particle33: !playitforward
SquareDotCube: Now to go for the legendary 9!
Juliamon: gek_tw0 I wish, he's a better character than a lot of the assholes we've had to deal with.
TacitusVigil: No, don't drink snake juice! You had a Commodore Hustle exactly about this!!!
dangerous_safety: 8 crates? great mate
Malazim: I did large plastic printing for a bit and our large plastic pallets with our max size roll would make make the center of balance way too far forward so if you were going a little bit fast going into a corner you could feel the truck shift
FoxBoxGamers: you sure it's juice?
SnivianMoon: Episode 13: Ryo juices a snake.
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FoxBoxGamers: not an oil, perhaps?
Dog_of_Myth: Snake Juice! Get in in your veins!!
Flyingdelorion: @Dog_of_Myth Thanx for the sub!
FoxBoxGamers: nya uwu
FoxBoxGamers: (I'm a little sorry)
ABoxOfNoobs: Listening to this and painting minis is pretty nice
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
Juliamon: FLAG CHOBUS
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha of course it's another scavenger hunt
SnivianMoon: Chobu hunting: The REVENGE
accountmadeforants: Chobu pennants! seabatPjorg
myrddinthewizard: CHOBUS Flags!!!
RothonWylar: this dub is wierd
blip2004: more chobuus!
TacitusVigil: Is the gift *also* a pennant?
Despoiler98: those little BASTARDS
Lithobraker: This guy seems like secret police who are going to put us in a reeducation camp
dangerous_safety: that sounded like a threat
sniperserpent: is the voice acting like thiss stylistically at this point?
Despoiler98: *hits cowbell*
Sarah_Serinde: sniperserpent Pretty sure yes
r10pez10: oh hey did we start early
BaronVonPoppinOff: How does one juice a snake?
Malazim: I did the math on our loaded pallets and our fork trucks and they were basically on the edge of with in the limits
Sarah_Serinde: r10pez10 Yup!
CaptainSpam: Yeah, that sounds less like Snake Juice Fever and more like Snake Juice Hazardous Addiction.
Sarah_Serinde: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:58.
GDwarf: What will make your stay better? A handy guide? A map? Some free coupons? Nope! We'll have you wander around aimlessly, like you've already been doing!
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ian takes over Play it Foward and he's checking out Shenmue 3. Game: Shenmue 3) at Sat 08:00 PM PST (1:01 from now).
TacitusVigil: More of a Wizard situation.
r10pez10: woot!
Despoiler98: @BaronVonPoppinOff you can actually milk venom out of snakes its how they make anit venoms
Sarah_Serinde: ;)
accountmadeforants: You juice its power, not the snake itself.
RothonWylar: A wizard arrive exactly when he means to
Juliamon: Wowww
Despoiler98: wow burn
TacitusVigil: Ian is never early or late; he starts exactly when he intends to.
sniperserpent: these guys have a sick lair
FoxBoxGamers: we're the red snakes, and we rule.
lirazel64: What is it with all these people scratching their heads or ears (or trying to) when you talk to them?
TheMoatman: He gently tipped over the brazier and they reacted like he had a flamethrower
blip2004: Lookout we got ourselves a badass
Juliamon: Red flag on random Yiddish in Niaowu in the 80s
SnivianMoon: "Ryo, why didn't you.... DOOOOOODGE"
TheMoatman: In short: Ian's a wizard
ekimekim: wait, this game actually has combat?
Juliamon: Sure does! It's not great!
TheMoatman: If you punch the red barrels, will they explode?
SnivianMoon: Niiiiice
TheMoatman: lmao
gek_tw0: our soda powers are go
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, I only just noticed how many things are on fire.
Laogeodritt: Hello, Ian, chat! o/
Juliamon: "It was the plot, you jerk"
Despoiler98: HOLY CRAP
TheMoatman: Use your stand!
FoxBoxGamers: or a Stand
Dog_of_Myth: He is the JoJo reference
Despoiler98: you literally have A KNIFE
D1cey1: This is how he lost
FoxBoxGamers: or a knife stand
JupiterStarlight: knives in a fist fight?
PMAvers: Or a gun.
accountmadeforants: This guy seems nice.
blip2004: awaken my master?
JupiterStarlight: thats cheating
sing_o_muse: looks like one to
SnivianMoon: Ren, the character named after a knife, forgets he has a knife.
Pantsravaganza: Overdoing the plastic surgery maybe?
gek_tw0: get him shenmu
sniperserpent: look maybe ren doesn't want to escalate to a knife fight
Despoiler98: nice elbow
Dog_of_Myth: This guy is on a program of some sort for sure.
PMAvers: The original RYZAP
Dog_of_Myth: LOW Blow
Despoiler98: UPPER CUT
accountmadeforants: Quality dickpunch
TheMoatman: Nice nutshot
SnivianMoon: Sweet uppercut!
gek_tw0: i thought we were going for his weak spot
dangerous_safety: more of an uppernut
SnivianMoon: Nutpercut?
Pantsravaganza: This guy has individual names for each of his abbs
Questhere: the ol nut cracker
myrddinthewizard: GG
sing_o_muse: elfunkChunk elfunkChunk elfunkChunk
Laogeodritt: Oh, we're back fighting this... uh, gorilla
Erudite_Cynic: wow the foot dust
Juliamon: FUSION
Lithobraker: lrrGoat
Despoiler98: seriously gang up on him
Dog_of_Myth: Use the power of KNIFE
r10pez10: is that shenhua's father
sing_o_muse: just get a gun
Juliamon: Or... just run away, like sensible children
Laogeodritt: I like how he just lets you walk away and presumably waits for you to come back and fight him. Game Logic™.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: just.. shoot .. him?
myrddinthewizard: but...but...you won...
Micsig: wowza
Pantsravaganza: lrrHAM_SA
gek_tw0: come back with the forklift
SnivianMoon: Yeah, that scripted loss hurt more than the others.
accountmadeforants: So much snake juice, WASTED to realize we can't win.
Despoiler98: wow
Despoiler98: BURN
r10pez10: "he's the face off champion"
ArcOfTheConclave: #ludonaritiveDisonence
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, you're not straight. there's no way
TacitusVigil: *boundaries?
Pantsravaganza: HahaSweat
accountmadeforants: Told her stories? No, we just played Face/Off.
asddsa28: what
SnivianMoon: Shenhau gives the evil eye once again.
Lithobraker: HahaSweat
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:41.
asddsa28: shes a jety
Despoiler98: she thisty
asddsa28: or a demon
Despoiler98: thirsty
TheMoatman: Did Ryo smile a bit when he said goodnight?
Dog_of_Myth: HahaShrugLeft HahaSweat HahaShrugRight
flikerz1: she is his ex?
dangerous_safety: Side
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r10pez10: ryo is not capable of facial expressions
lirazel64: A... flirt?!?
Pantsravaganza: lrrCREEPL benginButt lrrCREEPR
accountmadeforants: She seems sensible enough to use the knife.
SnivianMoon: Can we make a phonecall tonight?
RothonWylar: this dub hurts a little
TheMoatman: Yeah it's probably that one
gek_tw0: theres something about these characters that is worse than uncanny valley
BlightningHelix: Side!
SnivianMoon: I bet CHAIR
r10pez10: !vote reading
dangerous_safety: Side
accountmadeforants: Face down, as always
Laogeodritt: "the side of his mouth getting hung up on geometry" That sounds painful
Lithobraker: She said sweet dreams? That's almost as less as handholding
myrddinthewizard: Back!
Juliamon: Stomach!
deinonychus24: face down
Pantsravaganza: facedown
SniperPumpkin: back
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
lirazel64: facea
Lithobraker: Side
Dog_of_Myth: CHAIR!!
TheMoatman: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR
accountmadeforants: DISAPPOINTEEEEEEEEED
myrddinthewizard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: My luck with this is junk
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BaronVonPoppinOff: Ch-ch-ch-chair?
TheMoatman: An apple a day keeps the dockworkers away
sing_o_muse: !charstream
Sogheim: hold up, what game is this? I see no capsules filled with fire extinguishers
myrddinthewizard: I'm 1 - 1
TheMoatman: Because you can throw it at them if they get fresh
BlightningHelix: Chair is the 00 on the roulette table. Everyone forgets its there.
SquareDotCube: I'm still waiting for T-pose or embedded into the mattress like a lawn dart
gek_tw0: continental 24/7 apple breakfast
Sogheim: I'm sorry, "forklifting for snake juice?"
Pantsravaganza: !help
Dog_of_Myth: @SquareDotCube LUL
TheMoatman: Forklifting for Snake Juice is my Bowling for Soup cover band
Lithobraker: And capsules filled with long cars
RothonWylar: I might have to watch the archives of this\
gek_tw0: ians end has some business?
SnivianMoon: "Welcome to FORKLIFTING for SNAKE JUICE! It's time for the lightning round, where all the snakes are 200% juicier!"
TheMoatman: Sogheim it's exactly what it sounds like
thefileclerk: drain his snake juice
accountmadeforants: Going by some of the shit I've seen recently. "Forklifting for Snake Juice" could be a Dutch TV show right now.
Dog_of_Myth: Snake Juice!! Put it in your veins!!
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Mod your legs.
Sogheim: @TheMoatman oh good, I was picturing those bottles of alcohol with like a whole cobra in them
Eklinaar: Ah, The Dutch.
Pal_Friendpatine: Sweet I still have these! HahaBall
SniperPumpkin: !findquote snake
LRRbot: Quote #4537: "It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!" —Graham [2017-12-08]
Pantsravaganza: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #6488: "Wyrmwood Gaming: Ian Has a Slogan" —Kathleen [2019-10-14]
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
dangerous_safety: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #2978: "Let's just play on poop." —Ian [2016-07-13]
TStodden: !upweagle
LRRbot: Nope.
TheMoatman: @Sogheim strictly speaking, I think it's the "snake power elixr" but yeah, that's snake juice
SniperPumpkin: !quote 6674
LRRbot: Quote #6674: "It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now" —Ian [2020-01-04]
TheMoatman: *elixir
TacitusVigil: To quote cH, "can they legally call this juice?"
accountmadeforants: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
Pantsravaganza: !badavice
Eklinaar: lol
TStodden: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:49:58. lrrSPOT
TStodden: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
Bladinus: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Dog_of_Myth: !barcodeorvasoline
Pantsravaganza: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the stone.
dangerous_safety: !smash
LRRbot: Put Smash in Yakuza, you cowards!
accountmadeforants: The yay one always gets me. That game had some good VA moments.
lirazel64: @accountmadeforants It did!
Pantsravaganza: lrrAWW_RD
TStodden: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:25.
Bladinus: and some good Kathleen righteous rage moments too
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accountmadeforants: Bladinus Oh hell yeah, the in-game rant leading to a Kathleen rant was utterly amazing.
TacitusVigil: A man, a plan, a gorilla: Panama.
dangerous_safety: snakes vs gorillas, next on the history channel
r10pez10: "did you try the nutshot"
Dog_of_Myth: Bear Punch
A_Dub888: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #1547: "A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off." —Graham [2015-03-27]
SquareDotCube: How about.. a tazer?
TacitusVigil: Stab him with a forklift.
TStodden: Sitting in the rain, seriously?
Despoiler98: did you try STABBING HIM
ArcOfTheConclave: that watch alarm made me double check my wrist
Pantsravaganza: Punch... harder...
sing_o_muse: I say we ram him with the forklift
Blightfight: Just... shoot him.
Bladinus: Gun style!
Pantsravaganza: !left
Dog_of_Myth: How about a Nuke?
Blightfight: Forklift fu is a good option.
Despoiler98: nuke him from orbit
Pantsravaganza: !advice
LRRbot: Shave the sky.
accountmadeforants: Fighting causes rain, got it.
niccus: we're not wushu heel, we can't use blades
SquareDotCube: "He tried to kill him with a forklift..."
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
SnivianMoon: Ryo just had to leave his mark on China.
JupiterStarlight: that would be so comfy
Blightfight: Have we tried just calling him mean things and defeating his emotions?
thefileclerk: the hit him with a forklift tecnique
Lithobraker: @Bladinus which game was that?
Despoiler98: isnt snake juice Tequila?
Dog_of_Myth: Ian, do you have a snake juice problem?
dangerous_safety: Niner Niner, Go for 9er
sing_o_muse: that man uses so much hair gel
SnivianMoon: Deep Video Games
r10pez10: does this get more difficult each time?
myrddinthewizard: THe mythical 9.
myrddinthewizard: Calling it now.
SquareDotCube: oh hey we can find the suin
TehAmelie: eat, work, snake juice. the cycle of life
r10pez10: video kojima games
SquareDotCube: sun
Bladinus: @Lithobraker hmm.. I don't remember the name off-hand. it was the "Now Kiss" where your were a park ranger involved with personified National Parks somehow... I'll see if I can find it.
TStodden: Always Block CONSTANTLY!
SquareDotCube: Always block into counter
SniperPumpkin: Blocking is for winners
Blightfight: Is C the button you push to block?
sing_o_muse: Always Block Counter?
accountmadeforants: Ian, one of the pre-order bonuses for this game was a bunch of snake juice. It knows what it did.
Lightningbro: ABC: Always Block, Continue
Erudite_Cynic: Imagine if part of forklift times was putting up all the cones
dangerous_safety: Blocking is for mathers
Dog_of_Myth: Blocking is for Mathematicians
sniperserpent: LT? that's C in roman numerals
myrddinthewizard: ABA, Always block. Always.
Saulens181: Always Block, Capiche?
SquareDotCube: Though always blocking into counter is how you play the first Assassin's Creed
sniperserpent: Abba is our stand?
Dog_of_Myth: Dancing Queen?
Blightfight: Surprised the red barrel didn't explode.
myrddinthewizard: Very good.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
accountmadeforants: @Bladinus @Lithobraker It's literally 'National Park Girls", here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOYQGES6SZg
SniperPumpkin: dang, got to avoid gettin hung up on those explosive barrels
myrddinthewizard: We got there!
Lithobraker: @Bladinus thanks!
myrddinthewizard: lrrHORN
Erudite_Cynic: Take a chance on me
dangerous_safety: Stand By Me]
SquareDotCube: Or it's Jackie Chan
Blightfight: "Take the Chance" sounds like a neat stand name too.
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, I love you all. LUL
TStodden: Always Be Constantly Deflecting Everyday, Fools!
SnivianMoon: Oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Forklift %!!
Blightfight: Uh oh, you wedged it.
lirazel64: The youngest park is a vegetarian, and when the next youngest announces that she's cooking something with meat, Zion says "Yaaaaaay..." edith TOTAL lack of enthusiasm.
Dog_of_Myth: Forklift 5!!
SnivianMoon: This statue is truly cursed.
SketchyDetails: I was curious what Ian was up to. I should have guessed he was forking around.
dangerous_safety: maybe only 7..
Blightfight: Do you have to worry about tipping over when you make those corners?
dangerous_safety: nope
BlightningHelix: Thank god no
r10pez10: thankfully(?) there is no tilt or slide mechanic
Dog_of_Myth: Drift those corners Ian!
Erudite_Cynic: LRRMans contender right here
A_Dub888: Ian "Daddy needs his Snake Juice" Horner
Malazim: What is the rear view mirror view
RothonWylar: ull get 9
Dog_of_Myth: Not with that attitude.
niccus: what's the worst abba stand
r10pez10: anything above quota is good
Saulens181: depends, is there a pit lane to DQ in?
SquareDotCube: just skybox
myrddinthewizard: Nah 7.
Erudite_Cynic: Ever forward
Blightfight: I am a little dissapoint that you can't Deja Vu thorugh the docks.
Dog_of_Myth: Gant Gant
Lord_Hosk: go go go go go
ElementalAlchemist: But there are mirrors there
SquareDotCube: In the mirror is: BEEJ
SnivianMoon: Is your child spending excessive money on gachapon machines? Playing lucky hit at all hours? Repeatedly driving forklifts for money? Then you may need to talk to them about Snake Juice.
dangerous_safety: id almost take 3rd person over rear view irl
SketchyDetails: you COULD get 8...
dangerous_safety: money
BlightningHelix: Like many forklifts I've worked with, the mirrors seem to be there entirely as decoration
Pantsravaganza: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: attack mode socks
myrddinthewizard: Your forks are in the air.
accountmadeforants: I'm a little disappointed the forkliftables don't have individual point values, and a durability system. For that extra videogaming.
FoxBoxGamers: I just imagined a bonus level where you transport the entire terracotta army one at a time
PlusDY: sometimes you just can't get it in, yknow
SquareDotCube: Ian just forking all the things
SnivianMoon: "You feelin' okay, Ryo? . . . Say, you're not on the Snake Juice, are ya'?"
BaronVonPoppinOff: snake juice withdrawal
BrowneePoints: Ian! That's how workplace accidents happen!
SquareDotCube: Wake up, got fork in the morning
Drakas: hello
myrddinthewizard: hello @Drakas
TehAmelie: i did just wake up at fork in the morning :o
PMAvers: I am so glad that work is slowly phasing out using forklifts as much as possible.
PMAvers: They're terrifying to be around
RothonWylar: just do dfonuts
Blightfight: So, why is there just a random inaccessable area? Just to make things harder?
RothonWylar: can't hit 8
myrddinthewizard: Just gonna leave this firdge here.
Pantsravaganza: Judging by some of the pallets we receive I think Ian is a fair reflection of many forklift drivers
FoxBoxGamers: is this the first game where this minigame has appeared... or do you suppose the forked it?
SnivianMoon: WAKE UP. Drive a fork to get the juicey SNAKE UP.
Dog_of_Myth: Union rules man
BrowneePoints: Forklifts are the natural predator of unaware warehouse worker! If you're not diligent they'll sneak right up on them and snap a leg!
Dog_of_Myth: @SnivianMoon YES!!!
MadameAdversary: XD
Cepsys: omg. that got me. lol
MadameAdversary: I'm DEAD
SnivianMoon: Oh my god, bravo Ian.
Lithobraker: The only IRL use of 3rd person view when driving I've seen is up armored SVBIEDs using drones for navigation
ghostvalv: the mashup I wasn't expecting today
Pantsravaganza: !clip
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Blightfight: I don't think you trust in my Gachapon Paradise?
accountmadeforants: Hi! Are you enjoying food! Are you taking the apples? The apples are free!
BrowneePoints: Se spent most our lives living in a Forklift Paradise!
v_nome: are those explodey barrels? can we explodey them?
Bladinus: are we taking off the stuff you literally just put on the ship? :P
Cannons_are_an_instrument: System of a down
SquareDotCube: I'm convinced our warehouse foreman doesn't actually know to use a forklift.
cardboardhorde: System of a Down
Dog_of_Myth: System of the Down
SniperPumpkin: seems not v_nome
dangerous_safety: welcome to harbor forklift for gachapon
r10pez10: that's neil C isn't it
SnivianMoon: Crocodile Chop is AMAZING, no lie.
ElementalAlchemist: It's so good
Dog_of_Myth: System of a Down I mean
ElementalAlchemist: r10pez10: yup
RothonWylar: have u tried taking both the top and bottom crates at once?
niccus: and then go for some floor corn
MadameAdversary: Sounds good, but is it as good as Floorcorn?
BrowneePoints: My personal fave is the Melodicka brothers "way too happy" cover of Chop Suey Ian
myrddinthewizard: It would be Neil Cicierega...
RothonWylar: but its 1980's forklift anything goes
Lithobraker: @SquareDotCube if true the fact that he doesn't try anyways makes him one of the most responsible foremen in history
myrddinthewizard: This mash up is great
PMAvers: Oh my god, I just realized they're shipping those devices without any sort of box. They're going to have so many scratches.
TheMoatman: That twitter dot com slash i comma horner
SnivianMoon: This is the most sound advice I've heard about Twitter, ever.
Lord_Hosk: You horner?
MadameAdversary: I am Not A Twit.
Eklinaar: That's the best Twitter endorsement I've ever heard.
TheMoatman: *That's
SniperPumpkin: no straps even
JupiterStarlight: personally I love the Manaquin
heckle_hide: how do you unlock the grand tour pallet jack
SnivianMoon: If you feel the need to Twitter, but don't Twitter currently, I recommend Mastodon - odd as it is.
SniperPumpkin: they're just glued to the pallets
JupiterStarlight: becuase that would absolutly stay upright
FoxBoxGamers: what is this shipping company? two fridges, two arcade cabinets, jade statue, mannequin...
TStodden: This is typical at work for me, sadly... although my co-workers tend to address it more.
heckle_hide: are they even wrapped?
JupiterStarlight: idk bolts sound pretty costly
MadameAdversary: Has anyone else done pallet jack races before or was it just me?
TheMoatman: The pallet is actually part of the pallet
BrowneePoints: Aaaand tweeted at ya Ian!
sniperserpent: i suspect it's done with scotch tape
TheMoatman: oops
RothonWylar: tbf this pallet minigameseems more immersive than the combat sysytem
knomis85: I don't know what I'm watching, but it seems dull. try mysteriously intriguing
TheMoatman: The pallet\\item is actually part of the item,
heckle_hide: yes i have raced a pallet jack
FoxBoxGamers: this mashup is amazing. it's going in my good list immediately.
TheMoatman: Jeeze I've gotta draft these things
MaxxamusTime: So is this timed?
Lithobraker: @SnivianMoon does Mastodon have weird Twitter and missile wonk Twitter? I need those
RothonWylar: so there's only 1 button for up and down?
BrowneePoints: I also tweeted the Hadestown stuff to you and heather last week I think? Who knew a musician loves music right?
heckle_hide: these things should be wrapped in plastic in think?
Lord_Hosk: Ohhhh that bump is gonna cost you
TheMoatman: *The pallet is actually part of the item, but it's painted to look like wood
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
BrowneePoints: Horsk!
Balthasar_Wiseman: Ian, I just saw the model company Meng tweet pics of what appears to be a Guntank made using I think 1/35 tank kits
TheMoatman: This is my horsk, my horsk is amazing
FoxBoxGamers: lord horsk horsk horsk... wherg wherg wherg?
RockPusher: ♫ Look at our Horsk, our Horsk is amazing… ♫
ArcOfTheConclave: "In" the lines
BrowneePoints: Note: Do NOT lick the Horsk
Balthasar_Wiseman: I will retweet it at you since yeah it does
sniperserpent: the guntank rules
heckle_hide: i wish i had that freedom of just in the lines when i worked the truck
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 hell yeah forklift driving happy Shenmue year
dangerous_safety: so what does the horsk stance look like?
Lord_Hosk: ohhh boy... rubbing may be racing but its not forklifting
RaklarLS: is that a rainbow koi? how did i miss this?
BrowneePoints: Y'know, I'm scared they're driving a forklift on the docks
DarkMorford: Huh, something seems to be broken with the Mastodon instance I'm on. It's saying there aren't any statuses in my LRR list.
dangerous_safety: I can get behind that
JupiterStarlight: the cheapest way to ship One dress
RaklarLS: i'd expect the forklift to have a wheel sunken on one of the planks
TheMoatman: I need to get a new mastodon account
heckle_hide: as a black belt in karate i was taugh a very different horse stance...
myrddinthewizard: Wacky mole is next
accountmadeforants: The forklift is sentient! I can no longer condone this abuse!
TheMoatman: Perma-locked out of mine unless they start purging
TheMoatman: But I want @moatman@mastodon.social again
myrddinthewizard: 9!
D1cey1: Good luck getting on .social...
myrddinthewizard: Calling it.
sniperserpent: is there drifting
SnivianMoon: The OCHO!
dangerous_safety: believe
BrowneePoints: Wait! I just realized Ian is no longer in the tiny village!
myrddinthewizard: the NINE!
RockPusher: one day I'll actually spin up my toots.today instance
Dog_of_Myth: OCHO
accountmadeforants: I refuse to roll up any Dockers. That nonsense is between me and some ill-equiped company servers.
SniperPumpkin: can we get to 9?>
Pantsravaganza: do it!
Dog_of_Myth: Ian was born to fork
mercano82: A fork lifting machine.
BrowneePoints: Hubris...Hubris Ian
SnivianMoon: Mastodon is delightful, if you manage to find the right server. I positively love it, but it's very particular and I'm very peculiar.
dangerous_safety: fork it
heckle_hide: #betterthentwitter
TehAmelie: i'm a natural, it's the forklift that's unnatural
DarkMorford: Heh, I'm actually mucking around with Docker right now. Trying to set up automated Jenkins builds for some of my projects.
ghostvalv: I'm a natural.... Oh no!
CaptainSpam: I spun up my own single-user Mastodonerry! It's sort of goofy to get set up, but it seems to be federating.
myrddinthewizard: ffffffffffffffffffffffffff lrrEFF
TheMoatman: @D1cey1 I had (and technically still have) it, but I no longer have 2FA anything for it and they won't accept anything to reset it other than the 2fa reset keys
heckle_hide: or really #betterthantwitter
JupiterStarlight: The OCHO!!!!
D1cey1: Oooof
J4c03: A natural like Tyrone in the movie Snatch?
D1cey1: Yeah, 2FA is great until you need to get back into it after losing your authenticator
Lord_Hosk: If it wasnt for those two bumps and that terrible turn you could have done 9
sniperserpent: shenmue imagines a utopian society where doing better at contract work is conpensated directed
v_nome: @J4c03 'course he is!
Dog_of_Myth: The best part of waking up is Snake Juice in your cup!
heckle_hide: when i worked the truck i had to throw a pallet in twenty mintues
accountmadeforants: Much like Persona 5's currency is counted in JOOCE, Shenmue 3's is counted in Snake Juice.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OUCH Sniperserpent
TheMoatman: Which, you know, is good security, but also reeeeal shit when it's an account that has 0 toots and hasn't had a login in two or three years
SniperPumpkin: ah, here again on vendtor avenue
Lord_Hosk: The best part of waking up... is Ian calling you horsk
SnivianMoon: You can make it through, even if the gate is closed.
BrowneePoints: Isn't there a vine of someone doing a donut in a forklift and stopping exactly into a pallet?
SniperPumpkin: you found it ..... here
TacitusVigil: Is Lord_Horsk Mirror Universe Hosk?
SnivianMoon: You can go up and to the left
J4c03: @v_nome I saw the trailer for the new Guy Richie movie and I hope its good!
BahamutZER0: oh man are we almost done finding all the chobu
sniperserpent: he said so it was here like he just found an ancient artifact he'd searched for for millenia
Pal_Friendpatine: 5 left!?
SnivianMoon: There's a connecting bridgee
myrddinthewizard: I was here all along AUSTIN!
accountmadeforants: Wait, so were all the proper Chobu-chans found?
PlusDY: WE'RE HEREEEEE
heckle_hide: i wonder if we will be around in ten years for the sequal of this game
D1cey1: Story
D1cey1: That's why
SniperPumpkin: got to wait for the plot
Lithobraker: I want to drive a forklift with mechanum wheels one day. Just strafe around everything
sniperserpent: shenmues supposed to be 9 games right?
v_nome: @J4c03 didn't know there was a new one, will have to look into that.
Pantsravaganza: lrrAWW_RD
BrowneePoints: Chinese historical architecture is SO GORGEOUS
Cannons_are_an_instrument: That feeling when you get 8 crates lrrIAN_SG
FoxBoxGamers: so you said you like mashups... what KIND of mashups?
heckle_hide: like 20 games but i am shocked we got 3
Blightfight: SO, odd thing: Ice Cream filled Mochi. It's pretty neat.
Lord_Hosk: Slow down on the checane...
Lord_Hosk: pick up speed on the stairs
Lord_Hosk: past old lady sweeping
J4c03: @v_nome its called The Gentlemen
BrowneePoints: I mean, I love me some Shittyflute
dangerous_safety: Horsk_Hosk is probably from the qwerpline verse
FoxBoxGamers: I recently stumbled into "Anaconda of the Opera" on soundcloud and it's one of the funniest things I've ever experienced
heckle_hide: she is the real grand master
Lord_Hosk: Onto the Squatting budda and BOOM across the finish
Pantsravaganza: can't concentrate without a punch to the face
VTMonster: it seems there are 3 body types in this game... child, fit adult, huge adult
Lithobraker: @Blightfight UH Manoa went into mourning when Bubbies, the local mochi ice cream place, closed.
Lord_Hosk: Before the forklift?
asddsa28: yeah im happy about that
BrowneePoints: "Something something apocryphal Bruce Lee quote about fearing the Master of 1 kick"
heckle_hide: this is the really fight in the game
sniperserpent: theres definitly more than one size of huge adult
heckle_hide: two people punching air and not really doing much
lirazel64: @lithobraker Great age range, though.
BrowneePoints: Caramelldansen Stance
Driosenth: the kracken
NullColaShip: Naruto Run Style
BahamutZER0: so what you're saying is just take the name of the animal and add style
BrowneePoints: G-g.....giraffe style?
TehAmelie: i call it Austin Power's Peackock Style
heckle_hide: sure you are...
FoxBoxGamers: you can find him at the harbor... running a forklift operation
Lord_Hosk: Does he hang out at the harbor? thats where the sailors are
NullColaShip: the Cormorant fisherman?
BrowneePoints: I mean, a lot of the names of the Shaolin forms are REALLY goofy
Dog_of_Myth: Giraffe style....why yes! I would like to know more
myrddinthewizard: *cue sonic music*
VTMonster: clip through some walls
JupiterStarlight: was that statue doing the horsk style?
BrowneePoints: Like a "bicycle kick" is called "The Dragon Whips its Tail" I believe?
sniperserpent: fastest way to the harbour? forklift
heckle_hide: octopus style kung fu is next
RothonWylar: right on 5th an left on 4th
RothonWylar: then make an illegal uturn
dangerous_safety: please tell me giraffe style is actually a thing
Lord_Hosk: Through the checain... picks up speed down the red steps over the double bridge
lirazel64: Maybe that's the guy we saw really early in Naiowu, practicing in a back yard?
JupiterStarlight: but not untill you pass that little noodle shop
Dog_of_Myth: Horsk it!
myrddinthewizard: Take my Horsk to the Old Town Road...
RothonWylar: but do you got the horskses in the back?
BrowneePoints: @dangerous_safety Dragon, Tiger, Leopard, Snake and Crane
TehAmelie: have you seen scorpion style? it's definitely goofy. just a way for them Shaolin monks to show off how high they can jump from a prone face down position with one leg high in the air
Lord_Hosk: dodge right past double lion though the secret tunnel
SniperPumpkin: isn't it likely the cormorant fisher who stopped that chase?
BrowneePoints: @dangerous_safety and then later came Southern/Northern Mantis
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Dog_of_Myth: I like the Sloth Style
lirazel64: Oh, right, the cormorant fisher?
TehAmelie: (of course they can jump really high)
heckle_hide: sloth style is fine but anteater style is killer
Lysander_Gustav: You can wear different clothes in this game? Cool.
Sparatical: When ndoes adAM STREAM NEXT
heckle_hide: it's the yujiro style of baki
BrowneePoints: Toph Beifong is based on Southern Mantis style which was designed by a hard of sight woman
ElementalAlchemist: don't tell ME you don't have any cash
lirazel64: that was @sniperpumpkin .
heckle_hide: what is with her plastic face?
SnivianMoon: Mystery of Galaxy. By: Love Fish.
TacitusVigil: And because it was really easy to license into a game, "TekWar" Kappa
SniperPumpkin: ;)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: don't tell Adam
NullColaShip: boom!
BrowneePoints: Kinda cool that's an authentic traditional way of fishing
lirazel64: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
D1cey1: Ryo really has solid cardio
BrowneePoints: there's still some people who cormorant fish!
RothonWylar: wouy;dn't it be a gram cake cause chiina?
Lysander_Gustav: That jacket is very shiny.
TheExactSame: should have said 'sure'
Lord_Hosk: Try pushing him in the river... if he punches you in the junk... its the right guy
SketchyDetails: its called NARUTO RUNNING
Xafty: the way they pronounce Hsu hurts my brain
Lysander_Gustav: Oh it's raining! Awesome
Sarah_Serinde: Ryo can't even pronounce Hsu consistently
I_Am_Clockwork: man, this Soul Caliber mod looks amazing
dangerous_safety: you must learn it during the day
D1cey1: Smug?
Xafty: sinister?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think so?
Dog_of_Myth: @I_Am_Clockwork LUL
BrowneePoints: Hey this was from the Trailer at E3!
Blightfight: Wasn't this in the trailer?
Sarah_Serinde: I think Ryo pronounces "Hsu" the same 2 ways he pronounces "Xu"
FoxBoxGamers: I think you're getting into the sea here
Lord_Hosk: How did you get on the boat?
Valiant_Cookie: doing this in the rain seems unideal
SniperPumpkin: wait, did you teleport us to a boat
TheExactSame: mixed metaphor
PMAvers: Can we play the game that guy is playing instead? It looks a lot more fluid.
BrowneePoints: owwww
TehAmelie: all the martial arts?
VTMonster: well he's totally out of measure with the teacher
lirazel64: It's Yoda again!
Lightningbro: I'll be legit... this cutscene might be finally selling me on Shenmue...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: arm bars hurt
Xafty: if this guy wanted to destroy you he would have broken both your arms already
Lysander_Gustav: Interesting animation style
Seagulyus: hey its the commercial for this game
ANeMzero: finally a martial arts master that isn't afraid to show me their feet
Lord_Hosk: Back on the doc
BahamutZER0: "git gud"
CaptainSpam: So... grind more.
PMAvers: Get another... oh, say, 20 levels in kung fu.
anamelessdog: so, more Horse Dance?
Sarah_Serinde: Grinding? Gosh, we haven't done any of that before
SketchyDetails: so this is the tarentino kung fu
BrowneePoints: At least he said "I can see you have the basics, just train more"
BrowneePoints: and not "you suck"
Lord_Hosk: learn the art of teleporting to the doc and back to the boat then to the doc and the boat
Lysander_Gustav: Was that a flashback?
TheMoatman: You know, it's way easier to go physics/math/trad engineering->CS than the other way around
TacitusVigil: "Now, I go buy a gun"
TheMoatman: Actually, math's pretty easy (at least it would be for me)
RothonWylar: or u can purchase a firearm
jason8802: I guess the dialog is still shitty.
niccus: and now we enter a lesson in the difficulty of both making enough for rent and having the time to hone expertise irl
RothonWylar: or a kjnife
DarkMorford: Shenhua, teach me kung fu!
Dog_of_Myth: I vote for chair
Lithobraker: I call face down
TheMoatman: I only need 3 classes to meet the grad entry requirement
RothonWylar: might be the bes counter to his style
TheMoatman: As opposed to physics, where I need basically a full other degree
Pantsravaganza: Front
Dog_of_Myth: Ghostbusters?
SnivianMoon: Hooray! Long distance international calls!
dangerous_safety: Side
SnivianMoon: Fuku san?
Lord_Hosk: Call the international space station
DarkMorford: Goro Majima? I mean Mihashi? Kappa
cosmikmulder: Call Lee Harvey Oswald
Lysander_Gustav: Do any of the characters from the previous games show up?
SnivianMoon: I think every call has three dialogue options, but they are mostly the same after the first call.
TheMoatman: Did we ever call Tom?
ElementalAlchemist: TheMoatman: We did!
TacitusVigil: @Lord_Hosk It hasn't been launched yet!
sing_o_muse: the international fees must be killer
Lysander_Gustav: Oh is that the motorcycle gangster?
ANeMzero: It's been 19 years since we spoke last!
Lord_Hosk: Then it should be easier to make the call TacitusVigil
D1cey1: Awkwarddddddd
SnivianMoon: I think the conversations all end the same, despite the dialogue choice, though.
ElementalAlchemist: This was productive
SquareDotCube: RIVETING CONVERSATION
TheMoatman: "We just haven't talked in 20 years"
cosmikmulder: oh boy
Lithobraker: Is this an ex?
Lysander_Gustav: Ryo is not a people person I guess.
Sarah_Serinde: This call is going well
cosmikmulder: this is painful
BrowneePoints: What is this DIALOG!
Dog_of_Myth: I've had talks like this....
RebekahWSD: The most fucking realistic conversation wow
ghostvalv: :O
Lysander_Gustav: This is delightfully weird
SnivianMoon: NORMAL HUMAN CONVERSATION
cosmikmulder: shes in love and mad
RebekahWSD: It's like talking to my stepdad with how boring it is
Lord_Hosk: (shoots phone) LUKE! We are gonna have company!
TheExactSame: interesting choice of filler grunts
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Erudite_Cynic: what a lump
TheMoatman: WPW
BahamutZER0: well this went well
TheMoatman: *WOW
Sthrad: jesus
Laogeodritt: I think this person might be one of the only reasonable people capable of real human conversation in this universe.
Eklinaar: Wow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhhhhhhhhhhh huh?
TacitusVigil: Are...are we a jerk?
Blightfight: HWUT.
BrowneePoints: My whole body just compacted from the recoil of that conversation
Cepsys: um....are we the baddies?
SnackPak_: That conversation was a rollercoaster
FoxBoxGamers: I'll be careful... YOU'LL BE DEAD
Lysander_Gustav: it's like two amazon echos talking to each other.
ElementalAlchemist: OK, I thought I sort of had the general how that was going
dangerous_safety: Side
cosmikmulder: side
myrddinthewizard: back
cosmikmulder: on her side
Kidror: Back
Dog_of_Myth: Chair chair chair
ElementalAlchemist: and then it suddenly was really not that
SnivianMoon: Face down, planking!
ElementalAlchemist: so I don't know
Fruan: ceiling
asddsa28: on here frunt
Pantsravaganza: Front
RothonWylar: on bed
niccus: chair
TehAmelie: standing up
ElementalAlchemist: face-down
SydPreviouslyHeadache: on the cieling
cosmikmulder: SIDE MY DUDE
FoxBoxGamers: side again
BrowneePoints: If that conversation was any worse it'd be dialog from Attack of the Clones.
Balthasar_Wiseman: That call was awkward but not in the way that every other conversation in this game is.
cosmikmulder: yisss
asddsa28: dam not tonight
TheExactSame: dull
myrddinthewizard: dinger
dangerous_safety: 2-1
SquareDotCube: Embedded in the mattress like a lawn dart!
myrddinthewizard: 1-2
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
TehAmelie: how many apples do we have now?
Lord_Hosk: You are paying for them after all
TacitusVigil: All of them
sniperserpent: can we beat the red snakes by throwing apples at them
SnivianMoon: Four, four apples. Ah. Ah. Ah.
dangerous_safety: is 4 apples enough to cover for the room?
Lysander_Gustav: do they get bruised if you get into a fight while holding them?
Valiant_Cookie: An apple a day keeps the QuickTimeEvents away
TehAmelie: i saw Shenuha had four apples too. i bet she never touches them
SquareDotCube: We should bake them, they're better that way
TheMoatman: Oh Ian, you don't *wear* closet clothes. They're for show
Argumentable: Taking the apples is free but there's a restocking fee
lirazel64: How do you like them apples?
JupiterStarlight: 1987 china? should get yourself a bicycle
TheMoatman: This music kinda reminds me of the Law and Order theme
Lord_Hosk: You get into a fight in a few days and just SMASH... the whole bag of apples crushes on their head
BahamutZER0: baka
TacitusVigil: It's called 'cheating'
BrowneePoints: Yea
cdutson: this music is very Breath of Fire 3
RvLeshrac: What? Of course it is.
v_nome: How many kung fu are you on, my dude?
FoxNihili: At the dojo? Nah...
SketchyDetails: Its stored in a gland in the chest. You have to feel it with your foot.
BahamutZER0: maybe if you figuratively "leveled up" your kung fu a bit more
TacitusVigil: Hello sir. I would like to buy one kung fun, please.
SnivianMoon: Better top off the Kung Fu tank.
TheMoatman: No, but there is a partial order defined on K, the set of all Kung Fu
cosmikmulder: Boof the kungfu
D1cey1: So informative...
Sarah_Serinde: Ryo you have already found so many people who teach you martial arts
cosmikmulder: gets it right into the central nervous system
RvLeshrac: Have you learned nothing from 70s Kung Fu films? The person with the most Kung Fu always comes out on top.
Lysander_Gustav: How does the dialogue compare to the previous game?
RockPusher: Jab a needle in the grand master and steal his kung fu
TehAmelie: i just realized Ryo has blue subtitles like the main character in movies on sweden's PBS
DarkMorford: Shenhua, teach me kung fu! :P
Drakas: ian more like kung foolarey
SnivianMoon: Ian, you should talk directly to this guy, I think, after the purchase.
Lord_Hosk: didnt they just open kung-fu kung-fu kung-fu down by the fish market?
SnivianMoon: This is a kung-fu shop, after all.
BrowneePoints: It's like Die Hard Ian, You can't "out kung fu kung fu" so you have degrees of Kung Fu. Right now we're at .8 Kungs per Fu, also known as KpF, and we need to be going at LEAST 3.2 KpF to advance
cdutson: ph fat?
BahamutZER0: Ryo isn't specced for that
DarkMorford: Chinese War Sord?!
Erudite_Cynic: THICC BLADE
sniperserpent: wait can we win the fight just by using a spear?
cdutson: so is there... fighting in this game?
Balthasar_Wiseman: Why are swords cheaper than a bottle of snake juice?
TacitusVigil: That's just a terrible wedding reception dance!
blip2004: breakdance fighting?
TehAmelie: snake juice is that good
Lysander_Gustav: Is the voice acting intentionally weird and stilted?
BrowneePoints: @Lysander_Gustav yep
SnivianMoon: Ooop, you didn't make the purchase, I don't think.
TacitusVigil: Should 2020 be the year Ian learns martial arts? :D
BrowneePoints: Every Martial Art has a variation of a Roundhouse. It's one of the building blocks of fighting
TheMoatman: Technically speaking I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
Lysander_Gustav: perhaps yoga
TehAmelie: heck, you can learn roudhouse kicking from watching Lethal Weapon 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: judo was one of the most fun things i've ever learned, in terms of martial arts
BrowneePoints: Tai Chi is great for flexibility
BrowneePoints: as well as Yoga
TheMoatman: But a) it's only 1st dan and b) I haven't done anything resembling tae kwon do in over a decade
SketchyDetails: I wonder if theres a motorcyle based MA, like BIkaKata
cdutson: tai chi: it's all slow and fun until you realize that the point was to do the moves at full speed and break limbs
Drakas: ian i think wu shu will be your thing
SketchyDetails: BikeKata
dangerous_safety: I prefer Chai Tea to Tai Chi
BrowneePoints: Yep! Tai Chi is pretty lethal
LetsConsider: My dad was obsessed with Tai Chi before he died. It was pretty good at giving him arm strength,
D1cey1: Same @TheMoatman I got my second degree in Tae Kwon Do, but its been over a decade
LetsConsider: @TheMoatman I hold a 2nd dan in Shotokan karate
TacitusVigil: Tai Chi with Chai Tea can be lovely Kappa
TehAmelie: you're a wooden dummy!
SquareDotCube: I've come to bike
VTMonster: Have you thought of learning Gun Kata?
cdutson: wait what is the difference between sparring and A Real Match TM
shurtal: Does Shoko-tan karate involve sticking cat faces and butt in your mouth?
TehAmelie: real matches give more kung fu points
TacitusVigil: "Sorry, I don't know anything about Martial Arts. I'm kind of a scam artist"
BrowneePoints: I'd love to learn the Green Power Ranger's officially recognized "Rising Sun Karate" form
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I'd recommend Shorinji Kan Jiu Jitsu but I dunno whether you'd find a club for it in BC
Lord_Hosk: 2020 is the year Ian becomes a ninja... By accident then joins a brotherhood of assasins and before he knows it he is caught up in the rough and rumble world of high stakes bake ally Pai Gow
Lithobraker: We're not going anywhere unless there's some sort of cultural revolution
BrowneePoints: and yes, Jason David Frank wasn't just an Actor, but a hell of a martial artist
TehAmelie: what can man do against such reckless gang?
shurtal: War? Huh, what's good for?
RockPusher: Tell that to Kazuma Kiryu
SnivianMoon: oooooOOOOOOHHH AH HA HA HA
Laogeodritt: Yikes, those kiai got pretty loud
Laogeodritt: Also, man, I got roped into moderation stuff ;~; Here I was hoping to have a quiet evening
DarkMorford: @BrowneePoints I've heard he's good, yeah. Never had a chance to see him not in front of a camera, though.
heckle_hide: there is a guy i know who looks like kanji club
BrowneePoints: @TheMoatman @DarkMorford He's an 8th Dan Black Belt in Karate O.O(they only go up to 10)
SnivianMoon: The gate is open! AT LAST!
SquareDotCube: It's no Club Obi-Wan though
heckle_hide: club obi-wan is great
Asimech: Shouldn't that be "Clubi-wan"?
FoxBoxGamers: I gotta go see a man about a horsk
heckle_hide: this game has enough gate keeping for us all
Lord_Hosk: They woopsed into bounty hunting because they didnt understand the script they were reading... they hired Han Solo to get them out of the contract.
cdutson: oh cool thanks random lady
Eklinaar: Is she saying "hit me" because she's also secretly a grandmaster?
Asimech: "Clubi-wan Kenobi, I haven't heard of that bar in ages."
heckle_hide: enjoy the bathroom
RockPusher: #TeamSqueet
TehAmelie: i forgot about squeet
Bladinus: LuL
FoxBoxGamers: I never forgot about squeet
Alephred: If your horse is piebald, consult a doctor.
Lithobraker: One of these days Ryo's gonna take that too literally and just deck the woman.
TStodden: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
dangerous_safety: So we've heard wheeler tell the horse joke, when will he tell the horsk joke? Kappa
heckle_hide: "i have not gone to club obi-wan oh since before you were born"
SnivianMoon: Ahhh..... peaceful nature sounds.
TacitusVigil: @heckle_hide I understood that reference :D
Asimech: @SnivianMoon *Insert seagull screeching*
SnivianMoon: @Asimech . . . So majestic.
TehAmelie: gimme some squeet teeth
heckle_hide: @TacitusVigil "many of the reference we cling to depend on our point of view"
Cepsys: lrrHEART sergeModLove sergeHeart HahaBall
Asimech: @SnivianMoon Not as majestic as a swan taking flight. Sounds like a drunk person struggling not to drown in ankle high water.
TacitusVigil: Ha :P
Feriority: Woo catching Shenmue live
Laogeodritt: We got a few advanced pings of your back-ness =V
Feriority: What have I missed since last stream?
Asimech: I swear, swans are the perfect national bird for Finland.
heckle_hide: she is the real master of kung fu
heckle_hide: the inviciable superwoman
Laogeodritt: @Feriority We fought the muscle tank again, and we won, but then we lost and ran away. =V
heckle_hide: yes
SnivianMoon: You're on the right track at the edges.
Feriority: Did we lose and run away because of plot, or because there was a second harder fight?
cosmikmulder: i thought you did this one
FoxBoxGamers: Jade Johnson
Laogeodritt: Plot - it was a cutscene retreat.
cosmikmulder: bei bebi
Laogeodritt: Otherwise we're trying to learn about said tank's kung fu style I think? I've been a little distracted.
Feriority: So now we need to learn a new kung fu, just like in Bailu?
cdutson: Ian, your character has such an emotional range
Lord_Hosk: a hosk stance?
Feriority: HORSE DANCE
VTMonster: Horse Dance
heckle_hide: more horse stances
SnivianMoon: Random personal aside: I really disliked this part of the game, because at this point I had done enough grinding that I had maxed everything out - And the plot kept saying "You don't have enough Kung Fu! Do a Horse Stance!!!" Even though I couldn't actually IMPROVE any more, and doing horse stance was useless.
Oatway_: only over there, anywhere else it's sparkling crouching
Dog_of_Myth: Horsk Dance
cdutson: i'll get into _your_ horse stance
FoxBoxGamers: sorry, Horse stance is a... Chance?
FoxBoxGamers: [medium firmness]
TehAmelie: stand like the wind, Ian!
Lord_Hosk: Horsk dance!
SnivianMoon: Oh gosh, yeah, agreed. The scripted defeats tend to be really painful in this game.
Laogeodritt: Related, I do love RPGs that try to create scripted defeats by creating bosses with way too much HP and damage
Lysander_Gustav: The synths in this are quite nice
cdutson: ah yes, horse stance in denim
Feriority: I don't hate scripted defeats but I do hate it when you have to beat the fight and then lose it
shurtal: the docks
DarkMorford: Maybe they're with the sailors!
Dog_of_Myth: Fight Club
Oatway_: everyone was café fighting
TehAmelie: our kung fu is 23 points, that's like higher than any living dan of any serious martial ranking systems
SnivianMoon: Muren Cafe is the weird one with the wooden dummies. With the red bridge shortcut.
JupiterStarlight: at least he's not desperately looking for sailors
Lord_Hosk: Its next to the Cow Squaaaaack cafe
aesir_blade: so how long until Google makes an AI that can defeat all the 10-dan martial artists
Lysander_Gustav: Hi sensei- "Time for squats!"
Virallurk: if you hold the stance long enough you turn into a horse
Pal_Friendpatine: @laogeodritt I’ve heard rumors that if you defeat the Dark Souls (I think) boss at the beginning of the game, the first encounter, that you just win the game. Even though the fight is very very very difficult
JohnLockeCole: Hello Friends, How are the fish? How are the forklifts! how is the Face off? what position is Shen Hua Sleeping in!?
heckle_hide: AI has to learn to build from Boston dynamics 1st
GDwarf: Everyone knows horses stand on their hind legs
Lysander_Gustav: Okay cool yes
Oatway_: I recognise her VA
ekimekim: is she..dealing drugs?
RobotInProgress: Become Horse
bvorhies: What are the green orbs
bvorhies: ?
GDwarf: Kung Fu Cafe?
cdutson: ah yes, the local cafe / junk fu hut
Lysander_Gustav: It's like a cat cafe, but with kung fu
heckle_hide: where did you get the bandade
Virallurk: that face
Lord_Hosk: that voice does not match his face
TehAmelie: you get a pretty overpowered weapon but that's all, Pal_Friendpatine
Alephred: Horse Stand is free? I'll take ten!
cosmikmulder: is that chun-li?
Alephred: *Stance
heckle_hide: my god get a new faical hair creepio
Simonark: I thought it was a WKRP reference.
GDwarf: I don't remember, did Ryo have that bandaid *before* his dad was murdered?
heckle_hide: HA if this were a manga it was a seal on your power
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie ahh. Well I guess a rumor that didn’t play out. Darn. Op weapon isn’t too bad of a reward though
Lysander_Gustav: yay horse stance!
BahamutZER0: you're gonna do that horse stance and you're gonna like it
Laogeodritt: lol, forced horse stance
Lord_Hosk: HORSK DANCE!
heckle_hide: more horse stance for everything
RaklarLS: has there been any clarifications on the quality of the voice acting?
SnivianMoon: Dance of the horses. A divine art.
tapdancingbeavers: why do we need to do horse dance at this one too? Is it a better post or something?
VTMonster: Hors d'ance
Oatway_: welcome to horse stance for hope
Lord_Hosk: Is someone there to murder you Ian
TehAmelie: overpowered might be the wrong word. just higher level than most of the things you can find at that stage
cosmikmulder: something caught your eye Ian?
lirazel64: @raklarls It's Shenmuesque!
RobotInProgress: I repeat, Become Horse
Lord_Hosk: you should have learned kung fu
FoxBoxGamers: so... this fall, Horse Stance for Hope?
Alephred: Horse Stance is a great time to read chat.
Lysander_Gustav: I used to do horse stance training at the place I trained, but I didn't stare at a practice dummy while doing so
heckle_hide: they were just practicing horse stance
Himyul: while they were in the hall, you were mastering the horse dance
Laogeodritt: uh-oh, are these friends cookie gremlins? =V
cosmikmulder: activate the perimitter defenses
RaklarLS: lirazel64 that would be the problem, yes haha
Lysander_Gustav: Awesome, a tournament arc!
Lord_Hosk: Martial artists hang out... with the sailors
ElementalAlchemist: This is the sort of thing that'd be a joke-stereotype question but in fact they just actually straight up ask it
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
SnivianMoon: Oh wow. Uh. Rodent?
cosmikmulder: tell alex to leave your cookies alone
Feriority: Fight Cafe!
SnivianMoon: Very true, that. If your neighbors have friends like that, so you do.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
FoxBoxGamers: just remind them... if they mess with you too much, you'll release the bees
BahamutZER0: ??
Juliamon: lrrHERE
SnivianMoon: It's the music from the Smartball hall next door. That's awesome.
SniperPumpkin: oh my god
asddsa28: woot
Lysander_Gustav: what?
shurtal: that wall is great
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wall clipping for dat sweet music
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. no clipping
BahamutZER0: SourPls
dangerous_safety: LUL OMG
Argumentable: what a fun garbage can
PlusDY: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
Lysander_Gustav: lrrAWESOME
VTMonster: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: But we have all these apples
asddsa28: you have all them appels
TehAmelie: i thought you were going to say the most moonly
Lysander_Gustav: I miss the breakdancing hotdog vendor.
Argumentable: don't cut in line
cosmikmulder: hes so ripped
Juliamon: Hello, conspicuously white dude
FoxBoxGamers: um
cosmikmulder: so god damn ripped
cdutson: woah. hello random white guy
Asimech: You've got working hands, mate.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: UHH
Lysander_Gustav: Oh dear
FoxBoxGamers: how do you... know that
GDwarf: Sir...
shurtal: Are we getting propsitioned?
cosmikmulder: jesus
Lysander_Gustav: Nope
TheAinMAP: katesSir
TehAmelie: i think he's cosplaying Homer Simpson
Xafty: this guy
Lysander_Gustav: nope nope nope nope
ElementalAlchemist: Hi Ryo, I found you on Grindr
cosmikmulder: its a weeb in real life
blip2004: creepy
D1cey1: Harsh
Simonark: What was that?
RobotInProgress: We fuckin tonight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rule #1 when traveling. don't do that
cdutson: friggin StayFocusd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jesus christ
Xafty: this guy sounds like a typical tourist
cosmikmulder: write down a note, avoid the white slavers....
cdutson: friggin gaigin! dunno why my old copy/paste went in there
RaklarLS: odd way to solicit...things.
ElementalAlchemist: gib moons
Feriority: Maybe his dad just gets kidnapped by Thugs and he gets dragged around by someone else whose dad died
TehAmelie: maybe he wants a Big Trouble in Little China adventure
Alephred: This guy is how I feel about Jeej.
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
ElementalAlchemist: um
ElementalAlchemist: Ian
TehAmelie: and he doesn't realize the white guy is the sidekick in that movie
VTMonster: run them through with a sword?
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] Pound me straight into health!
LRRbot: New quote #6675: "Pound me straight into health!" —Ian [2020-01-04]
dangerous_safety: you must fulfill an ancient alien prophecy to find love
shurtal: Fightsmans fight on Fightsmas
Lysander_Gustav: are there forklift races in this game?
Xafty: @GDwarf idk what constitues a moon cake, so maybe?
ElementalAlchemist: no, just the work
TehAmelie: very productive forklift racing
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hey chat hey in how goes the rural Chinese job simulator going
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that's a good quote. Health surely will come up again
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian
TheMoatman: I got really lightheaded all of a sudden and then I remembered that the only real food I ate today was a relatively small piece of eggplant parm for dinner
Simonark: I beg your pardon? We never romised you a rose arden
JohnLockeCole: No Running It's not a request: it's game code
TheMoatman: Oh it was very good
RaklarLS: that's a neverending corridor
cdutson: where ARE you right now? why is it a caddyshack hallway to get in here?
GDwarf: Neon "no running" signs is a fascinating decor choice
lirazel64: @holothewisewolf_ We're in the big city now.
TheMoatman: Yeah, I have food now
Laogeodritt: I would, however, like some eggplant parm right now.
RaklarLS: no running: it'll break the physics engine. please.
TehAmelie: well, clearly it works. everyone obeys the neon sign
Xafty: @TheMoatman intermitent fasting is something you should only do on purpose, not accident
cdutson: that's healthy.
GDwarf: cdutson I can all-but-guarantee that hallway exists so that it can load the next area without a loading screen, which is why you can't run and why it twists and turns so it doesn't have to draw much on-screen at once.
Simonark: That man is a truly terrible grief counsellor
JohnLockeCole: my fists cant tell me where sailors hang out
kcazduke19: There are a surprising number of obese men in this part of China
Lysander_Gustav: It's like I'm watching Twin Peaks, China.
cdutson: @GDwarf I mean yeah mechanically I get that, I just mean... in fiction
SnivianMoon: The entry fee is... This!
Feriority: Turtle racing?!
cdutson: everyone looks the same to this guy. he has _terrible_ vision and hearing
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe he also does the fighting and gets concussions
FoxBoxGamers: scrrrrripting
kcazduke19: Is this, like...some kind of Chinese Chuck E. Cheese World where everything takes tokens?
Simonark: This feels most like the Las Vegas parts of Twin Peaks: The Return, China
GDwarf: Don't break kayfabe, Ian!
VTMonster: what's the token to cash conversion?
Lord_Hosk: HORSK!
TehAmelie: is every martial arts hobbyist in this world just trying to fight anyone who wants anything from them?
Himyul: Biff Tannen
dangerous_safety: turtles? turtles!
TheMoatman: Is this not guile
Blue_Anteater: this is that other guy's brother, ian, obviously
Feriority: Don't break Kayfabe, Ian, you're still a newcomer and it's a good intro
SnivianMoon: Punch Hardchunk!
I_Am_Clockwork: Dash Riprock!
TheMoatman: No, it's not Kuwabara
FoxNihili: Kuwabara?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so in tiers of Mad. Dog beats Eagle
shurtal: Rock Hardpeck
SnivianMoon: Gristle McThornbody!
e_bloc: well this is a very MST3K game
TheMoatman: *not-Kuwabara
A_Dub888: !card Maulfist Doorbuster
LRRbot: Maulfist Doorbuster [3R] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/2] | When Maulfist Doorbuster enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Maulfist Doorbuster attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
Simonark: Wait, he's the Hulk?
RaklarLS: story advancement-derived amnesia
GDwarf: This is Guile if he dyed his hair red
PMAvers: Oh god are we fighting a Hulk?
Lithobraker: This dude has CTE from all the hits to the head
asddsa28: Kuwabara right thats him it looks like him
ArcOfTheConclave: are you fighting on tile?
TehAmelie: i will be so surprised if he Hulks out in phase 2
Asimech: Kuwabara, for those who don't know: https://yuyuhakusho.fandom.com/wiki/Kazuma_Kuwabara
JupiterStarlight: you're just fighting Kazuma first round
Asimech: At least I'm presuming that is the character, since they're who I was thinking as soon I saw them.
Simonark: The hearts and minds of children everywhere
GDwarf: This man's tie is 2D
lirazel64: @raklarls ^___^
FoxBoxGamers: for the love of.
cdutson: OH THAT. THAT THING. THAT YOU TALKED TO ME ABOUT... 30 seconds ago!
SnivianMoon: This is the fight, between Riff and Ryo. This is the plot, searching around. HE DRIVES FOR MONEY WITH A FORKLIFT. ole!
BahamutZER0: NotLikeThis
TheMoatman: YOU SHIT
Feriority: Why would I ask the martial arts shop about martial arts?
VTMonster: What a douche
TehAmelie: yep, he got you roped into a street fight just to give directions to 20 feet away
GDwarf: We should try to kill him with a forklift!
Lysander_Gustav: This game is really something
cdutson: hey maybe this guy has just a whole lot of concussions
BrowneePoints: Horner dot exe has stopped working
Laogeodritt: Shenmue: Mini-Games, Serial Fetch Quests, and a Side of Story
SnivianMoon: When you think about it, Shenmue is really just a three game series about getting jerked around.
Dog_of_Myth: Ask at the martial arts shop. It's down in the martial arts district
HoloTheWiseWolf_: no you have to find them and win a round
Simonark: I know it seems like you've been playing this a long time, but I think you're almost through the tutorial.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the fetch quest, where kung fu experts are the keys
heckle_hide: at the shop if you best that guy in a fight you get send on a quest to find a new horse stance place
PMAvers: This is like that MMO quest chain that sends you to every vendor so you know where they are. Except it takes a billion hours
Himyul: you don't know kung fu, though
cosmikmulder: it's a jrpg right? of course you have to
cdutson: WE MET. BEFORE.
TheMoatman: The martial arts district down on third?
RaklarLS: "the japanese man"
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMoatman Yes
SnivianMoon: I think you can fight further, just need to show up at the right time.
SniperPumpkin: isn't the shop right there?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you win the fight forever now
PMAvers: Cool Fight Technology
TehAmelie: Ryo: *punches the man's face* "how's that?"
SnivianMoon: They happen on the half hour, I think?
Lysander_Gustav: was there a martial arts shop in that back-alley?
Himyul: weren't there shops by the ringside, though?
ArcOfTheConclave: u-turn
Simonark: This man is the main character of doughy Chinese Memento. Don't mock his retrograde amnesia.
VTMonster: let's take an hour to walk through these alleys
FoxBoxGamers: I've. Been. Here. BEFORE.
FITorion: also... the shop you skipped... when looking for chobu I think
RaklarLS: crane?
Lysander_Gustav: Dammit liz!
TheMoatman: That... that stance
DarkMorford: Caramelldansen!
Simonark: This is the minor Kung Fu version of Where in Europe is Carmen Sandiego
Asimech: Ah, yes. Monkey-style.
TheMoatman: The Kraken
SnivianMoon: THAT STANCE...!
GDwarf: Those moves..., that stance!
Laogeodritt: What was that fade to black, game?!
FoxBoxGamers: oh my GOD
Pal_Friendpatine: Snake
Lysander_Gustav: it's a quiz?1
GDwarf: Game...game pls.
Cepsys: dem moves do
SnivianMoon: Folks, this is what you think it is: THAT STANCE, the minigame
Lysander_Gustav: Monkey?
Lightningbro: This is one of those Kung Fu movie tropes were the hero goes looking around town looking for further information after being turned down by the master, only to find themselves in a dead end, and going back to the master saying "I need your help, no one else will help!" and the grandmaster goes "Well, you've grown a lot since you came here last, so I will" and the entire journey was just to grow. stronger.
Alephred: The fade to black was to prepare us for the fade ot white.
Argumentable: gopher
HoloTheWiseWolf_: NEKO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so the very first due we talked to was basically right?
LetsConsider: Leopard
JohnLockeCole: Cat
VTMonster: badger
Pal_Friendpatine: Monkey I say
RaklarLS: feline
ekimekim: ooh ooh, is it the macarena?
Lightningbro: WOOPS! That was way more wall than I meant
teavian: Macarena
TheMoatman: Did we ever figure out what movie "... that stance???" is from?
SnivianMoon: THAT STANCE...!
GDwarf: Washing machine
cdutson: that man had.. so many muscles
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
Lysander_Gustav: ice skating?
I_Am_Clockwork: jelly fish?
D1cey1: elephant
VTMonster: eleephant
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that doesn't help
Simonark: A Capybara trying to shake off a burr?
Pal_Friendpatine: Elephant I say
Himyul: E
FoxBoxGamers: if it somehow turns out to be a reference to this very game
sniperserpent: dragons not a real animal jackass
Sarah_Serinde: elephant trunk :D
Dog_of_Myth: E;e[jamt
VTMonster: sweeping trunks
TheMoatman: Elephant?
Argumentable: elephant trunk
heckle_hide: that man? elephant?
Pal_Friendpatine: Swinging trunk
TheMoatman: It feels like a trunk movement
Alephred: An elephant wearing a swishy skirt.
Ckiva: im pretty sure 'that stance' is a metal gear quote
Dog_of_Myth: those moves
HoloTheWiseWolf_: calws so
Asimech: I think it was meant to be "dragon' in the sense of the costume dance?
cdutson: bear?
FoxBoxGamers: oh FUCK YOU
TheMoatman: ?>?????
Lord_Hosk: LOL
DarkMorford: OH COME ON
Lysander_Gustav: This game...
TStodden: Weagle Style?
TheMoatman: JAGUAR
I_Am_Clockwork: fuckoff game
CapnRobert: lol
NullColaShip: basketball stance?
LetsConsider: GODDAMN IT GAME
Juliamon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
cdutson: BAahahahah
heckle_hide: PANDA
Cepsys: yep....sigh. yep
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
RaklarLS: ursine style?
Genie_M: 🐻
SydPreviouslyHeadache: for fucks sake
heckle_hide: all PANDA all the time
SnivianMoon: This is hands down the worst 'puzzle' in the game.
GDwarf: This is amazing
BrowneePoints: Pandas are indeed bears
cdutson: well TBF ian, they did say BEAR PANDA
dangerous_safety: bear, ren said he looked like a bear
HoloTheWiseWolf_: maby go to chine if your looking for pands
Feriority: Red pandas are the only true pandas
dungeonmaster099: go red panda :)
heckle_hide: try again
GDwarf: Does he know the answer if you get them all right?
Laogeodritt: so I wonder what happens if you fail at all the shops =|
HoloTheWiseWolf_: lets try that again, maby go to china if your looking for pandas. goo i can words
throwntowolves: can you try asking him again?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: god damit
Pal_Friendpatine: So snake, monkey, dragon, bear?
Feriority: Are there enough martial arts shops to brute force it?
SnivianMoon: Yeah, you've got to get them all right.
Asimech: @GDwarf My guess is that they'll know a person we can talk to find out, who in turn will know the actual person after we've done a thing for them.
JupiterStarlight: isnt that the same thing?
Ckiva: are we learning chinese as we go along then
Pantsravaganza: Ursa Major style. ohhhh
TehAmelie: "I love martial arts, ask me anything!" guy reminded me of this https://66.media.tumblr.com/23c6b41eb70289b2e99588695f5530d2/tumblr_pa0tpdhMEh1r6q44to1_540.jpg
BrowneePoints: Red Pandas are Alurids. Great Pandas are indeed Ursidae
TheMoatman: Panda Problems
dangerous_safety: pawn shop, martial arts, same thing
Himyul: pawn style
efesjotaseles: What kind of game is this? Hi.
Dog_of_Myth: Prawn Style
dangerous_safety: its.... a game
RaklarLS: quick! the stores are going to close!
TehAmelie: learn many, as the saying goes
heckle_hide: horsecrab stance
Juliamon: This game is Sidequests with the occasional Plot
Ckiva: okay thanks ian
Valiant_Cookie: you have learned the value of chopping wood
Simonark: Remember, don't make bear puns everyone. It seems like a moment in the sun, but it's really the grizzly polar opposite, and you're only making a spectacled of yourself
VTMonster: Do you want the correct answers?
heckle_hide: @Simonark You!!!!
Juliamon: Y'know, Ryo... it would probably be better if you just DID THE STANCES or at least tried?
TehAmelie: somehting something bone hurting juice
Simonark: How many voice actors did they make record this damned thing?
RaklarLS: snek
Pantsravaganza: Cuddly Bunny style
Drakas: yes
cdutson: that's a snek
SniperPumpkin: Simonark lots
cosmikmulder: snake
Ckiva: you guessed snake last time
Asimech: Snake, yes.
SniperPumpkin: Snake
VTMonster: Mantis
tapdancingbeavers: boop noodle
Laogeodritt: This sequence is so painful if we're having to do this multiple times. X_X
notthepenguins: snek
SnivianMoon: Snek for sure
TheMoatman: His model looks super doofy doing those moves
dangerous_safety: snake, leapord?
WonderfulGlory: I'm watching this without sound, and I keep seeing this weird looking dude in black and white, what is happening?
SnivianMoon: Monkey on this one for sure.
FITorion: probably repeats until you guess all correctly
JohnLockeCole: I mean it looked mantis to me, he had the hooked out hands apart thing
RaklarLS: yes
TheMoatman: Monkey
Laogeodritt: That must've been one of the most accurate pronunciations of Chinese we've heard so far.
Lysander_Gustav: monkey!
cosmikmulder: monkey
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could be either?
VTMonster: yep
TehAmelie: are you an animal style fan? name all the animals
Pal_Friendpatine: I think Snake, Monkey, Dragon, Bear
heckle_hide: how does this become history's strongest disciple?
Feriority: I don't get how that's dragon
Simonark: Earwig style?
cdutson: @heckle_hide by default
heckle_hide: a fat old one
asddsa28: come on you need 4 of them
cosmikmulder: Chocobo
Genie_M: that's a dragon tail sweeping
dangerous_safety: that movement
Feriority: What part of that dragon style was a fist
SydPreviouslyHeadache: noted bipeds. bears
TehAmelie: is it. . .bear style?
Lithobraker: Silverfish style
cosmikmulder: Everyones high on opium and can't remember shit
SnivianMoon: We did it. We actually figured out THAT STANCE!
heckle_hide: BEAR STYLE?
Simonark: Was he playing a Sega Master System? This is Altered Beast.
Lightningbro: The game's not making this up btw. I do recognise the forms from a couple of books I've read, and movies I've seen.
TehAmelie: the eighties was the opium wars, right?
GDwarf: The 1980s? No.
Lightningbro: And yeah, that was a bear.
heckle_hide: YEs i hope we unlock altered beast?
Simonark: 1880s
Asimech: "Don't get hit." Thanks.
D1cey1: Like a one inch punch?
Ckiva: don't get hit
GDwarf: Opium wars were the mid-1800s
CaptainSpam: The brawler's punch!
Sannindi: "Pro tip: don't get hit, noob."
cdutson: so don't get it, and then hit them.
TheMoatman: Oh hey it's a real thing
Himyul: !findquote R1
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Pal_Friendpatine: @lightningbro yeah surprisingly this game has gotten a few elements pretty correct
PMAvers: Piccolo is screaming in the background, "DODGE!"
ekimekim: if you can dodge a FIST, you can dodge a BALL
DarkMorford: Dodging? Better call GOKU Piccolo!
cosmikmulder: don;t unlock the altered beast, it'll be the murder of the universe
FoxBoxGamers: "Metal gear??"
LetsConsider: I mean, no, aikido is one that is very few strikes
RaklarLS: a knife to the gut, for example?
dangerous_safety: ABOD Always Block Or Dodge
Pantsravaganza: Oh. use magic. gotcha
D1cey1: Skill book guy?
I_Am_Clockwork: fetch quest time!
heckle_hide: so he is an outboxer and you got to in fight?
Ckiva: I can't tell if Ian is enjoying this game or suffering it
philippekav: more fetch quests
Simonark: G-R-A-T-E expectations, also by Edmund Wells.
Asimech: And they had no clue on where to go next? Dang it, my prediction is technically wrong now.
TehAmelie: remember your fundamentals, dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
GDwarf: Ckiva: The answer is "yes". :P
Laogeodritt: if anyone's interested, it's a branch of xing yi quan, Wikipedia mentions xin yi liu he quan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xing_Yi_Quan
Ckiva: lol i see gdwarf
Simonark: Climb every mountain?
CaptainSpam: Kevin Phillips Bong? Of the Slightly Silly Party?
efesjotaseles: Feels liek GTA
TehAmelie: sometimes you get so mad you don't even realize how much fun you're having. that's the best games
SnivianMoon: Sometimes doing something in Shenmue that takes like 2 hours feels like it'd take 5 minutes in other games.
efesjotaseles: Feels like GTA: Mundane Japaniese Edition
TheMoatman: I've got me a dojo, it trains about 20 something
Blue_Anteater: @CaptainSpam he lost tho
asddsa28: yeah the new guy
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Simonark: Oh, in the martial arts district!
TheMoatman: So come along and bring a tub of aspirin
asddsa28: this is the guy who said he was new
TehAmelie: another high quality Hosk 'shop
Simonark: Kevin Phillips Bong cost Monty Python a ton of money, and got them sued...
Lithobraker: Your photoshop ability is unparalleled as always Hosm
Dog_of_Myth: Snake Juice Hut
heckle_hide: i love the yakuza games cause they took what is great here and added cool stuff while removing stuff i didn't
azureHaights: Thought that voice was going for your Buono Schneider
Kazman20a: ah the guy that dosen't know any martial arts
AranMathai: That sure is helpful.
SnivianMoon: Check the right
Drakas: maybe going back to the first guy you talked too
RaklarLS: why was he selling beers in the martial arts store? are you sure you were in the right place?
VTMonster: Bowel... moves?
heckle_hide: bowel movments yes
SnivianMoon: There was a Kung Fu shop we passed down the path
TehAmelie: fish a rare fish to catch a duck, and inside the duck's egg there will be a scroll. . .
Simonark: In MOST games some glowing armored magical maniac would turn up and burn this town down to motivate you by now...
Asimech: @VTMonster Yeah, its' the only food with enough fibre in it. They use prunes in the stuffing.
SnivianMoon: Oop, sorry, back through the gate the other way
SnivianMoon: Then first shop on your right
heckle_hide: in the scroll there will be a mirror
SnivianMoon: Ugh, sorry sorry, no, back down that path
SniperPumpkin: directions on a time delay
dangerous_safety: everyone was kung fu shopping...
Himyul: classic "go left" scenario LUL
azureHaights: Please don't lrrEFF right off this mortal coil, we like you here
SnivianMoon: There's a kung fu shop on the right down those stairs.
sing_o_muse: I thought this was a bit
SnivianMoon: My apologies for being unclear.
AranMathai: Why does this game exist? Really.
cosmikmulder: GODS FIST
HesGotNoPants: @dangerous_safety the deals were fast as lightning!
cosmikmulder: COMES TO SMITE
CaptainSpam: "Hello, and welcome to Heaven's Fist Dim Sum."
Ckiva: can I say the thing now? 'go left' ? Kappa
JohnLockeCole: He had Axes on his shelves
RaklarLS: it's raiden!
Juliamon: It exists because there was a Kickstarter for it.
TehAmelie: those battle axes look dangerous
GDwarf: I note you can't buy kung fu at these stores!
heckle_hide: instructions unclear, burned downtown
dangerous_safety: either kung fu shop, or a brothel
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHAA
cdutson: you'll have to find the jade monkey by the next full moon.
D1cey1: Ffffffff you
heckle_hide: folded paper cranes
SnivianMoon: lrrEFF
D1cey1: That's far too much money
GDwarf: AranMathai: It exists because, even today, no other game does what this game does. It's just that this game doesn't do what it does particularly well. :P
TheMoatman: We'll just have to heist it
ElementalAlchemist: Yes, but only after we forklift for the rest of our lives
heckle_hide: you must make 1000 folded paper cranes
VTMonster: try using a gun
sing_o_muse: why can you just buy a crossbow?
Laogeodritt: You'll have to catch a gacchapon collection, 12 fish, 6 chickens, and 3 pounds of homemade willow charcoal. (BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE CHARCOAL)
HesGotNoPants: welcome to the highlights
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how much was it?
VHGS: time for ryo to learn an important lesson about arbitrage
cdutson: he is _very old_. just fight him for it
TehAmelie: unrelated, but this is an amazing thing that exists https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEckz_JU0AAS-T8.jpg
BaronVonPoppinOff: That's a lot of forklifting
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they really want you to grind for it
SnivianMoon: This is a legit roadblock in the game. 5,000 yuan or bust.
RaklarLS: don't fight him, just frighten him.
Asimech: Ok, that reading made me think "Reverse body check" was a service this place is providing.
sniperserpent: fighting old martial art masters to steal their techniques literally never ends well
JohnLockeCole: Cdutson, he's old, and he has *axes* on his shelf
dangerous_safety: to the forklifts
cosmikmulder: its the opium
TStodden: He's better reverse body check himself BEFORE he reverse body wreck themself.
TheExactSame: get a t shirt "I got screwed by heaven's fist"
TheMoatman: Only against martial arts
cosmikmulder: they die from opium
SnackPak_: Like jedis
Driosenth: That slight hitch in Ryo's step when he hits a stairway irks me. It almost seams like it is a pause for loading a new area, but it's to consistent in it's duration.
sniperserpent: even if you win their prodigy will avenge them
cdutson: you assume he's a master! he could just be a sales person
dungeonmaster099: like dnd dragons
sing_o_muse: or betrayal by a student
BrowneePoints: Correct Ian. Grandmasters have at least 9.9 Kungs per Fu, nearly unbeatable
TheMoatman: We've never seen someone try to shoot an old kung fu master
jakale: or a sudden and cowardly betrayal by a former student
azureHaights: Don't forget the treacherous rival of the protagonist
heckle_hide: or another old kung fu master battle
Simonark: A lot of money? Doing crimes? TERRIBLE crimes?
Tiber727: What about dying to the villain so the trainee can seek revenge?
cdutson: why does everyone look like they've made clay masks of themselves to wear
cosmikmulder: sh reminds me of ursula from the little mermaid
azureHaights: Your... cash-ino, so to speak
heckle_hide: animes from the 80's want their faces back
GDwarf: "Lately"
TheTekkieman: Weird vibe of Jim Cummings/Mark Hamill with this guy's voice.
Simonark: How does this town have ANY economy left???
BaronVonPoppinOff: Have you considered kidnapping?
v_nome: that lady has huge lips
TheExactSame: gasp. a talking fish
Kazman20a: how much are the casinos paying to have that rummor spread
GDwarf: The big tip is that sometimes probability lines up
Himyul: gambling? Ian's in!
dangerous_safety: i heard cosmic opium, but im two glasses of whiskey in, so...
Dog_of_Myth: She came from the ocean
cdutson: seriously everyone here are wearing like, dollar-store rubber masks OF THEMSELVES
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awwww yeah. it's gambling time
Agl0vale: how old is our character?
TehAmelie: you know, if a fortune teller who could actually see the future set up shop next to a gambling den, she's going to die
heckle_hide: new plan burn down town, what could go wrong?
SnivianMoon: Gambling would be so much better in this game if you didn't need to do the pawn shop nonsense to cash out.
sing_o_muse: we should go the fortune tellers first right?
HesGotNoPants: you to the fortune teller and it's just him
Lithobraker: This is how yatzee lost his money in this game
Litebuffroast: You son of a Beej! I'm in!
Feriority: 🐢?
Asimech: So. Why was Michael Monroe in the game and why did they give him that voice?
heckle_hide: eat 1000 dumplings to unlock gambling
efesjotaseles: ¿?¿
SnivianMoon: That is a POWERFUL walk
I_Am_Clockwork: Liftin' Makes me Feel Good?
azureHaights: But you can't run the forklift if you leave your keys upon the table
dangerous_safety: ryo 100% wears makeup
cdutson: that kid runs this street
TehAmelie: stayin alive, stayin alive
Dog_of_Myth: Kid is straight pimpin
CaptainSpam: That walk is positively Vince-esque.
GDwarf: Is...is this kid a young Ian? :P
e_bloc: nah he's gonna live a life of crime, he's just placating you
heckle_hide: you are teaching him all the wrong lessons
Feriority: A valuable lesson... that you should spend your riches on gacha?
VTMonster: can I sell a mask for $5000
ElementalAlchemist: I'm sorry. I can't afford a mask right now.
dangerous_safety: ryo, ecouraging gambling since,,, 1987?
ElementalAlchemist: I'm 5000 yuan in debt
SnivianMoon: What
D1cey1: He sits there
cdutson: WHAT IS THIS GAME, IAN.
CaptainSpam: what
heckle_hide: he is old that is his purpose
Pal_Friendpatine: Is he an Elcor?
sing_o_muse: at least he's got self awareness?
SniperPumpkin: this game is so much this game it hurts
cdutson: this game is ... so obtuse
SydPreviouslyHeadache: jesus, this game
GDwarf: *Eeyore
asddsa28: you just passed her
Virallurk: ok?
PMAvers: "Your lucky color is..." *looks at Ryo* "...Blue."
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah you just passed her
Dog_of_Myth: Breath Ian....deep breaths
Asimech: @SniperPumpkin That is so spot on.
Pantsravaganza: lrrSPOT lrrFINE
Calaban161: This game is breaking Ian
VTMonster: WHY IS YOUR MIND NOT EMPTY!?
Sarah_Serinde: Reminder to be specific if you want Ian to find something
HesGotNoPants: "okay" is the sound of ian's stroke
TStodden: Ian is breaking local laws (by running)
sing_o_muse: sir please put on some chapstick
cdutson: free reading? MAXIMUM BET, IAN
asddsa28: dammm hesss goooddd
Ckiva: a LONG path
TheMoatman: Is he also horny for us?
JohnLockeCole: A Seven Planned Games Long Path
TehAmelie: watching people while they sleep is our job!
Litebuffroast: Great...now what?
SnackPak_: You can only check in on us to see how we're sleeping
Drakas: hes movie like an animatronic
asddsa28: dam i thoght that was it
azureHaights: You're the clinic, Ian. You're gonna put on a clinic.
dangerous_safety: *writes down "sleep with eyes open"*
lirazel64: There was a doctor...
SnivianMoon: Is the clinic the place next to the moon cake stand?
Himyul: he only gives readings before 8pm Kappa
SnivianMoon: That's where the guy with the bloody labcoat is.
Dog_of_Myth: Sleep with one eye open....
Driosenth: I see some sort of utensil, rising and falling, rising and falling, racing around cones
SnivianMoon: It could be past the Tomato mart?
SniperPumpkin: there's so many stores in this game
dangerous_safety: does the moon base have any moon cakes?
SnivianMoon: Oh! The alley next to the clinic!
Drakas: i sleep with both eyes opened it cpeeps ppl out more
SnivianMoon: Where the doggo gacha was
lirazel64: they treat people from the Golden Goose.
Beowulf_Bjornson: I hope she asks something from you in order to give you a reading
azureHaights: @SnivianMoon The Doggotcha?
SnivianMoon: Past Tomato mart, on the right, I believe. There was a man in the trash.
SnivianMoon: LEft, on the left, sorry
SnivianMoon: Other side of the Tomato mart?
TehAmelie: come now Ryo, the value of a man is not in how much HP he has
ElementalAlchemist: niao
Asimech: "Judge me by my HP total, will you?"
FITorion: is there a chobu here?
cdutson: oh my god everyone's face in this game
sing_o_muse: that man's eyebrows are on fleek
azureHaights: Provide us some color commentary, sir
BahamutZER0: this does not inspire confidence
SydPreviouslyHeadache: mm
cdutson: anime leonard nemoy
cosmikmulder: Puce
SnivianMoon: I mean, there's probably a reason this man is in the trash
Xafty: i feel like this wont be valid after you sleep
tapdancingbeavers: Hugh?
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Lithobraker: Puce!
VTMonster: Turtle races?
Xafty: yep
SnivianMoon: DINGER
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
cosmikmulder: Real pay to win system
cdutson: so .. how far are you into this game that it needed to tell you that huh?
heckle_hide: turtle race now
Xafty: sleeping will invalidate it
PMAvers: *dab*
TheAinMAP: Welp.
SniperPumpkin: because we can't set a flag that lasts longer than a night cycle
YawnLance: benginRip
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: tbh I kind of expected that :D
D1cey1: Tell us how you really feel
Feriority: AMAZING
SnivianMoon: Okay, that was perfect.
Laogeodritt: pahahaha
cdutson: that's a good button
BahamutZER0: welp, your color fortune effect has probably already worn off
sing_o_muse: g o o d g a m e
CaptainSpam: OH CRAP DEATH
deinonychus24: That was quite a curse
TStodden: Time for Gangsta Bleeps?
cosmikmulder: It sure Shen-MUTE-ed things
cdutson: oh that's a good button
Bladinus: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
azureHaights: That one was for the important swears
TheAinMAP: lrrIAN lrrEFF
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST
Ckiva: sad trombone on that soundboard?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
SydPreviouslyHeadache: please no
Himyul: please let one of them be the Christmas elves song...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: thats one to rember lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
azureHaights: That's for when the Grapekeeper swears
teavian: We are santa's elves
SnivianMoon: There's a Garbage Day on there somewhere.
Drakas: i like the bell better as a bleep tone ian
Calaban161: Ian turned Traitor
e_bloc: 5001?
Juliamon: Garbage Day and Fantasy Costco should be on there somewhere
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldp wheelerTogp wheelerKappap ssandRAINBOW
cosmikmulder: BibleThump
cdutson: so... did ...she come with you to this town? what... like what does she do all day?
ekimekim: wait, i suddenly understand. this is just Yak Shaving: The Game
JohnLockeCole: IAN NO, one of those buttons will surely be "We are Christmas Elves" and none of us want that
Asimech: "I need to buy a book. To uh... defeat a snake. Yes."
HoloTheWiseWolf_: man i wish she would be like well while you where looking around i found all this cash
cosmikmulder: go with her
cdutson: she's dropping hints
cosmikmulder: ;)
CaptainSpam: There's way the hell too many camera angle cuts in any given conversation here.
cdutson: SHE WANTS YOU IN THE ROOM TOO
Lithobraker: Chair
Xafty: calling stomache tonight
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideGive I don't have DUBE or CUDE atm but braise both of them! PrideTake PrideWingR
Pantsravaganza: back
myrddinthewizard: Side
TehAmelie: also, only Paul knows how to turn "off" the Santa's Elves
lirazel64: Chair!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: but not for long
cdutson: god her face looks.. like a theatre sad mask
azureHaights: POWERFUL side-eye
Feriority: Side
asddsa28: side
Bladinus: chair
cosmikmulder: hmmmmmmm
efesjotaseles: THis never ends, right? Like, quests keep popping up to complete quests. Sub quests of sub quests of sub quests for ever and ever and ever?
deinonychus24: face down
Vyous: chair
cdutson: upsidedown
Laogeodritt: Oh, she's outside!
SniperPumpkin: Balcony chat time
niccus: oh huh
cosmikmulder: my bet is not in her room
heckle_hide: BUTT 1st
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming Ian
Cepsys: thank you, Ian
e_bloc: thank you for the stream
cosmikmulder: ITS PICE
e_bloc: hope it's blue
cosmikmulder: puce
CaptainSpam: That's... not a rumor about a fortune teller.
cdutson: they really want you to gamble, huh?
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Bladinus: was it blue?
CaptainSpam: That's a fortune.
D1cey1: Yup
Asimech: @efesjotaseles It's not quite endless. Technically.
Calaban161: I got the same rumor
cdutson: i like that instead of making the thing a price that makes sense, they would rather force you through allllll the mechanics of the game
myrddinthewizard: Side!
CaptainSpam: Back!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so has there been any talks about what types of games play it forward should be.
SnivianMoon: I'm betting on face down.
dangerous_safety: Side
Juliamon: Face down!
Bladinus: chair
deinonychus24: face down
cosmikmulder: on her back
Banather: chair
Lithobraker: Back
YawnLance: Chair
Dog_of_Myth: Chair!
dangerous_safety: Cat!
RockPusher: Thank you Ian lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
heckle_hide: BUTT IN THE AIR
cosmikmulder: thanks Ian, have a great night/weekend
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the stream, Ian! See you tomorrow!
Xafty: 10 yuan on face down
Pantsravaganza: It has a... what's it called? gameplay effect.
Himyul: glitching out and hovering over the bed
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSACK_SG lrrALEX_SG viking64Waffle_SG katesHug2_SG katesBread_SG katesNice_SG
DigitalSeahorse: katesBrad_SG
rootsdub2: wow
Lithobraker: Vibrating ragdoll
rootsdub2: 5 years!
dangerous_safety: blue
icedsly: the Patriots lost tonight, everyone celebrate
Bladinus: ah, the"exorcist" then @Himyul
Dog_of_Myth: lrrIAN_RD
cosmikmulder: <message deleted>the patriots are gonna lose every night if we get bombed by iran
heckle_hide: @icedsly never
Calaban161: lrrFINE
Agl0vale: chair
dangerous_safety: 2-2
CaptainSpam: Blast! Chair!
cosmikmulder: night ian, take er easy
Dog_of_Myth: Finally got one!
myrddinthewizard: 1-3
SnivianMoon: Thank you for streaming Ian! Have a good night.
icedsly: it's ok my eagles are gonna lose tomorrow @heckle_hide
Juliamon: No politics please, chat
Lysander_Gustav: Good night Ian! Thanks for playing!
dangerous_safety: fork it
TheMoatman: Peace
Dog_of_Myth: Night Ian
Ckiva: thanks Ian!
heckle_hide: enjoy the sleep time everyone
myrddinthewizard: Night
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Ian!
dangerous_safety: take care
Agl0vale: g'night
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Bladinus: no, gambling will solve out problems Kappa
dangerous_safety: and now, back to the vods
Laogeodritt: Hello, Twitch End-of-Stream Echo.
heckle_hide: i miss him already
JohnLockeCole: Thank you for the show
Asimech: @heckle_hide Ian or Ryo?
JohnLockeCole: ooo the triple echo
TehAmelie: oh thanks for the stream
Laogeodritt: If any of y'all are gonna be at Kathleen's BNF stream, see y'all then! Otherwise, good night y'all!
TehAmelie: what they said
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