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Radjack: !next
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SnivianMoon: Fork it, it's time for more Shenmue III! Hi chat.
lirazel64: Hi!
CaptainSpam: Time for more totally natural conversations by real actual humanical being creatures!
lirazel64: Saying things we all naturally say!
CaptainSpam: Every day!
Sarah_Serinde: gabyHi
sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
SnivianMoon: Normal human conversations? I see...
lirazel64: I'm going back to the room.
SnivianMoon: Don't tell ME you don't have any Shenmue III
frogomb: this game reminds me of Punch Club so much. And that makes me want to play it
Konda020946: lrrIAN
TheSpindash: Every time I hear this intro music, my mind goes "Hey, Donkey Kong Country!"
Konda020946: lrrFINE lrrFINE
accountmadeforants: The strength to move 8 crates with the forklift will destroy him.
TehAmelie: look out people, we got a prophezised badass here
DanielJGrouse: I assume today's gonna be 100% a forklift stream? just so we can afford that new technique?
Sarah_Serinde: Or gambling
SnivianMoon: Salutations Ian!
TehAmelie: hallo
DanielJGrouse: oh yeah, everyone in the game now wants us to gamble
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Me!
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frogomb: howdy Ian
lirazel64: I want to see this purple wind. There's a notable lack of wind on this seacoast.
Pal_Friendpatine: I assume the game leads you to gambling for a reason after finding out how expensive the move book is
TehAmelie: how many forklifts per snakejuice are you on my dude?
SnivianMoon: That STANCE!
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CaptainSpam: We need to be able to counter a strong hand jive... but HOW?!?
lirazel64: Sell All The Things!
accountmadeforants: Oh no, I forgot about the menu.
DarkMorford: Hey Ian, you remember the old kid's story "If you give a mouse a cookie..."? Kappa
TehAmelie: has no one made a hybrid of Helvetica and Impact yet? the name opportunities are sweet
MirrorTwin: Holy wind storm in Vic.
TehAmelie: that's like a straight week of forkliftin D:
ninja_theory_ashrams: free!
Jrmh97: can't wait to gamble and get rich with these lucky colors
MirrorTwin: I’m local. Cook st Village
CaptainSpam: "Ah, hotel apples! Very rare!"
DanielJGrouse: the game just really wants you to gamble
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Jrmh97: no gmbling?
lirazel64: I think there's too much competition in the fruit business in Niaowu.
Jrmh97: go see the fortune teller
Sarah_Serinde: 3 forklifts a day would get us somewhere around 900 right? Depending how well we do
SnivianMoon: For making money quickly, I do recommend either harvesting and hawking herbs, or else trying to make the gem gacha set work out. Otherwise, if you do get desperate, there IS a quick cash method in the game I can describe. But it's sorta tedious.
Sarah_Serinde: very subtle, game
TehAmelie: cold viruses can be tricked into abandoning your body if they think it's dying, you know
Pal_Friendpatine: So color prediction then gambling, forklifting, and herb set selling. Right?
CaptainSpam: I guess maybe they're telling you a faster way to earn 5,000 dollarydoos?
Jrmh97: its not gamblin problem right
DanielJGrouse: you have to buy a really expensive thing and suddenly everyone keeps talking about fortune telling, the game really wants to force you to go gambling
Driosenth: Are her curlers the same colors every day?
ninja_theory_ashrams: I hear promenade, and think ds9
DarkMorford: Wait, number now? Are there two fortune tellers we need to hit?
Izandai: Why are we having this conversation 30 feet apart?
Pal_Friendpatine: I assume the “go gamble!” Is to guide you to the fastest way to earn
HydraWiggins: so number in the promenade, and colour by the clinic
Izandai: Can the fortune teller tell you who killed your dad?
DanielJGrouse: "I can see your lucky nail, it looks just like all the other nails"
accountmadeforants: There's no fortune to be found in lucky hits.
TehAmelie: some people call it gambling, i call it save scumming
DanielJGrouse: the reason they can't predict where to drop the ball is that they can't predict the game physics
TehAmelie: not that i know if the game even allows it
SnivianMoon: EM
heckle_hide: you have to eat the apples in horse stance to get a special pallet jack to get the scroll
TheSpindash: Your lucky color is #56a231
TehAmelie: he's WEARING blue! it's all fitting together
Driosenth: he sounds so surprised that his color was blue
Theycallmejokke: of to the turtle races
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heckle_hide: i bet it's always your shirt color
HydraWiggins: she will be reading
Nyx_fire: how far into the game is he?
SnivianMoon: Waitin' around, the videogame!
sir_jack_DB: xD
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrEFF
DerDrongo: with staff waiting 2 and a half hours early
nemryn: We're pretty close to the end iirc
TheMoatman: DerDrongo I mean, I had to get to work at 8 AM when the store opened at 10
Izandai: Hey!
Theycallmejokke: Woaw burn!
Simonark: But will his lucky colour change by the time it's open? GTA without murder or the radio is a weird experience...
Questhere: mmm.. nope
Izandai: WHAT
TheMoatman: But I worked in the service shop, so we did repairs before it opened anyway
TheSpindash: Be happy she's not from the other town.
Theycallmejokke: O_o
TheMoatman: WOW, the first person who wasn't horny for us
accountmadeforants: Ah, we're bag on the BEEG THIRST
Alephred: How old is Ryo?
SnivianMoon: I believe this is the first Thirsty person who decided we AREN'T worth hitting on.
Izandai: Mid 30s? She said 20 years older.
Theycallmejokke: Yes!
DanielJGrouse: at least she's not looking for a teenager like every other woman in this game
Reecer6: i'm looking for a 40-year-old who looks like he's in high school
heckle_hide: super creepy
Driosenth: those aggressive eyebrows
r10pez10: good morning
TheSpindash: Rob her blind for being the person to shut you down.
Izandai: No.
Sarah_Serinde: I think the wiki said 18
heckle_hide: now yellow wins
Izandai: He's NOT
lirazel64: This person has no money to pay out.
OmnipotentTrevor: Ian...
Sarah_Serinde: Last time I looked
plutowasaplanet: You win some, you dim sum
Reecer6: he's 18 by this game, 17 in shenmue 1 i think
Driosenth: scrub save
Theycallmejokke: Woopsy doodle
accountmadeforants: She looks so angry!
SnivianMoon: Yeeeeaaaaah. I think we might want to change tactics on the gambling to make the 5000 yuan.
Jrmh97: time to beat up a lying old man
Simonark: If he isn't old enough to date, is he old enough to gamble large sums of money?
Izandai: Okay, 18 is a little more reasonable.
DanielJGrouse: so much for the amazing fortune teller
Scar_Red_Tiger: We've been scammed by a Fortune teller
Pantsravaganza: cheer300 Yay, sidequest the game.
HydraWiggins: you punch people in this game, right?
DanielJGrouse: the fortune tellers can go fork themselves
nemryn: @HydraWiggins allegedly, yes
Izandai: Odd Jobs: The Game
Simonark: That can't be a HUGE shock though, right? Fortune tellers being charlatans is just a concession to realism.
HydraWiggins: nice
Vlanoik: i would have gone to a blue gachapon machine to get the rare item
Wolfstrike_NL: Also, finding chobu's
OmnipotentTrevor: Get Adam to gamble you 100000 token
Izandai: I wonder how one rigs that game with the bowl.
DanielJGrouse: we drive a forklift and sometimes remember we need to avenge our father
r10pez10: me?
heckle_hide: i feel like everyones face comes from the baki manga of the 80's
myrddinthewizard: The 9!
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Sarah_Serinde: No, that was Bailu
Simonark: So this job is a palatte cleanser?
Sarah_Serinde: Despite Bailu being too small to be a city
SnivianMoon: Bailu: Main exports - Kung Fu. Main Imports: Thirsty Grannies
gisiebob: forklift nightmares
TheMoatman: But Hoorn in The Netherlands is the hoorniest city in the world
heckle_hide: is that an iggy from jojo's statue ?
TheSpindash: What if you sell a kidney? I mean, do you really need both?
DanielJGrouse: you can't gather herbs while driving a forklift
DarkMorford: Nah, this is a pallet *mover*. They get someone else to cleanse them.
SnivianMoon: Herbs are basically anywhere there's grass. There's a lot of places off the main path we haven't hit yet.
SquareDotCube: also you don't get this song while hunting herbs
Lukebrennan888: *realistic depiction of how helpful fortune tellers are*
manmu83: do u know if herbs respawn ?
SnivianMoon: There's a lot of 'off the path' places near the big temple. And a lot of herbs around the Duck Heaven (now!)
DanielJGrouse: you know, Shenhua could be helping by gathering herbs
heckle_hide: is ysnft still around? i have to write to them over the handling of their pallet jack
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d say sell the most expensive herb sets first. Then sell the individual herbs?
SnivianMoon: Yes! You Did it! Just like that!
Simonark: Wait, if this is 1987 China, shouldn't everyone in China be obsessed with the weird contract bridge variant Deng Xiaoping played? It was a massive cultural phenomenon in 1980s China
SnivianMoon: We're also an Emerald P away from 1050 yuan still, if we want to enter Gacha hell again.
Driosenth: Is there a time table in the game. Could you move pallets 1 year in game time, would the story progress?
gisiebob: those fridges would be having a bad time
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah making 525 or so per set well get you pretty close pretty quickly
OmnipotentTrevor: You could also be saving money by sharing one room
SnivianMoon: Yeah, I know what you mean.
TheMoatman: Yes, it is quite foamy
Lukebrennan888: Didn't you get like £1000 from a ring fight before?
Reecer6: I was watching another playthrough that found a really easy moneymaking exploit, and man, it's really obvious now how much money bottlenecks you in this game.
Lukebrennan888: or has that been blocked now?
Blue_Anteater: Yeah, what happens if you don't have enough money for the hotel? do you get kicked out?
Juliamon: Ring fights payout in tokens, not actual money
heckle_hide: keep your knees stright and lift in a smooth jerking motion using only your back muscles
Jrmh97: how can you drive while staring at a box like that
Lukebrennan888: which are nonrefundable?
manmu83: Blue_Anteater: I think you go sleep with Ren
DanielJGrouse: Avenge Your Father Simulator 2020
nemryn: Tokens are only worth about 1/10 of a yuan
gisiebob: thats why you have to turtle gamble.
Lukebrennan888: GDQ shenmue 3
manmu83: as in Shenmue 1, there is surely a deadline when it is too late = game over
Jrmh97: do you just have xray vision or something because ryo just stares at the pallet while driving
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote forklift
LRRbot: Quote #6665: "Put me in forklift jail!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
Theycallmejokke: Go go go
Sarah_Serinde: That is definitely not the only forklift quote either :D
Izandai: !quote 6666
LRRbot: Quote #6666: "When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke." —Ian [2019-12-29]
DanielJGrouse: the real point of Shenmue isn't to get good at fighting it's to get to the point where you can move all 9 items with a forklift
Sarah_Serinde: Probably close but not quite
HydraWiggins: can you rp being an art critic and dump one of the statue pallets into the sea?
SnivianMoon: Shenmue Forklift racing just needs to be a stand-alone game with the possibility for player-made mods.
TheMoatman: Generally my rule is that if the game itself allows it then I'll do it, unless I'm doing some sort of challenge or specifically want to experience a game a certain way
manmu83: Reecer6 : what is your technique to easily earn money?
Izandai: In what Zelda do you forage for herbs?
Blue_Anteater: Ah, according to GameFAQ, for the hotel, "If you don't have any cash, then your tab will grow, and whenever you do get cash, you will be forced to pay all of it. If you try to skip out on the bill, she might hire someone to beat you up, so be careful."
Simonark: I'm sorry that I can only think of this minigame in terms of puns. Not even completel ones, see crates/ sea crates, etc.
Theycallmejokke: That mean that large vase is ours now right
manmu83: DanielJGrouse: 9 items with forclif not 8 the max ?
niccus: apparently Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa started really taking off in the 60s, so it might not be impossible for ryo to get some throat goo
ElementalAlchemist: Only like 19 more forklifts before boo
ElementalAlchemist: book
lirazel64: you can go to the Golden Goose now.
Reecer6: @manmu83 You can trade in items at pawn shops for items way more than their combined worth.
nemryn: the weird thing is, some of the token prizes are so expensive that you probably need to exploit to get them
r10pez10: !gant
SquareDotCube: Ooh, fire hydrant today
SnivianMoon: So, you can make cash in a hurry if you want, by buying multiples of a certain set of books. You can exchange those books for multiple copies of a skill book, which you can then sell for more money than you put in initially. It's not necessarily in the spirit of the game, though, I admit.
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heckle_hide: to be fair the fortuner tellers are in league with the gambing ladies
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lirazel64: That's what I think. Especially at the Golden Goose.
Theycallmejokke: I want those green dock worker beavers
manmu83: Blue_Anteater: tu es sûr que tu ne vas pas dormir avec Ren si tu n'as plus d'argent?
manmu83: Blue_Anteater: Are you sure you're not going to sleep with Ren if you run out of money?
Theycallmejokke: Sweet
Alephred: Whackamole: the wost thing to put in your burrito.
Alephred: Aw, now I want a burrito.
Simonark: @Alephred I don't know, pineapple ruins the texture for me.
SnivianMoon: It's fast, but it's not really at all what was intended. If the 5,000 yuan becomes hard to get, though, it can speed us along the plot.
TheMoatman: You know people do stream e- gdi
Blue_Anteater: @manmu83 XD i mean, if you avoid getting beat up, i'm sure that's what happens
Alephred: Ew, that does sound unappetizing, @Simonark
TheSpindash: I await you getting the money you need, then directly after, Shenhua plops down 10 grand, as she's been cutting wood all day every day.
Carlioo: thank god, time for the most important time of the week: forklift driving
DanielJGrouse: some people are into forklifts, some people prefer spreadsheets
manmu83: 56/5000 why are there no more forklift races in this episode ?
SquareDotCube: Hawaiian burrito
Lukebrennan888: did you get all the chobuu then Ian?
Jrmh97: my current head cannon is you use the forklift so much ryo invents a school of kung fu with forklift based movements
lirazel64: I've had mango in a burrito, so... why not?
Simonark: It's with carnitas pork. But the problem is... none of the other parts of the standard burrito, sauces, etc, suit it. So if it's a fast food burrito it's a textural nonbo
ninja_theory_ashrams: let the meat sit in pineapple juice overnight before cooking
Blue_Anteater: pineapple salsa *chef's kiss*
OmnipotentTrevor: I wish more places offered pickle on Pizza.
SnivianMoon: If Ryo forged a type of Forklift kung fu, people would all the time be going "He TRIED to kill me with a FORKLIFT!"
DanielJGrouse: oooh, ok, but what if using an actual forklift to fight the snakes? doesn't matter what animal stances they're using if you have a forklift
Izandai: The other things you have yet to get?
r10pez10: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
Simonark: If you fight snakes with a forklift, my bad "See crates"/ "Sea Kraits" joke is back on the table!
Carlioo: yeah, surely the red snakes can't beat a forklift
SnivianMoon: VIDEO GAME
Driosenth: Ian, have you checked to see if the pallets need to be in the squares or just in the warehouse/ship?
Simonark: Is this the song written for the train chase?
Jrmh97: he goes fork LIFT and just picks up the opp
SnivianMoon: He kept his hands high above his head, like a forklift!
Lukebrennan888: safe and not at all procarious stacking
DanielJGrouse: and he's keeping his head down and his arms up high - like a forklift
TheSpindash: No, then you risk them countering it with Excavator Style kung fu
Izandai: Wasn't there a forklift in that construction vehicle fighting game?
manmu83: maybe red snakes also have forklift
DanielJGrouse: forget snake juice, time to start using forklift juice
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
SquareDotCube: at least you can't send the forklift into the sea
SnivianMoon: I like the idea of Ryo just getting out of the forklift and leaving it in the middle of the pier, load and all.
manmu83: 7 on 9 boxes
r10pez10: is it because we gambled all our money away
Carlioo: phrasing!
Izandai: Phrasing!
DanielJGrouse: so, what. only 20 more times?
Izandai: 18 more times.
DanielJGrouse: that's much more reasonable
TehAmelie: there was one time we honestly Austin Powersed the forklift into the middle of the labyrinth of pallets we had made for ourselves and went "that's a problem for the next shift"
Jrmh97: gambling is the answer you just gotta gamble faster before your lucky blue wears off
Izandai: Though we'll have to make multiple rent payments before we can do all of them...
Simonark: We believe in you! In that you demonstrably exist!
tandtrollog: we believe in you! 8/5
Lukebrennan888: 5000/280, so 18 forklifts
manmu83: it's like Ryo falls into the water with his forklift and drowns in it
SnivianMoon: Ah yes, the electricity safe. Where we keep all our electricity.
DanielJGrouse: 18 Forklifts and Counting
Carlioo: wait is there an achivement for doing 18 more forklifts? feel like I missed something
Izandai: 15 after this one, unless rent payments push us over a threshold.
Jrmh97: is it possible to lift the crate and the thing on top of it?
Master_Gunner: why did they make raise and lower forks the same button?
ElementalAlchemist: Looks like it didn't count because it's not in the grid
Simonark: Do that pudgy bastard's pallet's barricade the chamber door?
Master_Gunner: that is the worst thing to make contextual
Izandai: @Master_Gunner Because that help button was vital.
TehAmelie: in my headcanon Ryo has just watched the Forklift Driver Klaus safety video
Alephred: GANT GANT
manmu83: he has 18 attempts to successfully bring 9 objects: this is the maximum
TehAmelie: that i assume all forklift drivers watch
Lukebrennan888: stupid realistic dorklift operations
Vlanoik: you could have taken a crate from the back row for the second trip
Theycallmejokke: lrrIAN_TK
r10pez10: me?
Simonark: With his friends, Kenji, Gil and Chen Lu?
Jrmh97: so they made the game like let's simulate realistic small-town life everything super realistic except for the laws of physics
Carlioo: perfect
TheSpindash: That's an extremely smooth transition from dock to ship.
Sarah_Serinde: Low
Vlanoik: low
Driosenth: low
Izandai: katesLol
Lukebrennan888: Vote torecristen it dorklift?
Jrmh97: physics don't apply
Laogeodritt: Ian: I've done it! / Game: No you haven't. =V
Oatway_: this warehouse's cone budget is out of control
Simonark: Porcelain is best moved at breakneck speeds, it's true
Jrmh97: thought it was a weird toilet to be honest
SnivianMoon: I love the repremanding the forklift like it's a bad dog.. "No. DROP IT."
Theycallmejokke: two more
manmu83: physic not so bad, like gran turismo
Izandai: Probably put the thing that isn't on a square on top of the next crate.
Driosenth: low
TheSpindash: Yup, those stacks will definitely stay once the boat starts moving.
Izandai: That's not our problem.
manmu83: 9 boxes, you can never ...
Simonark: Flash thunderstorms when you weren't looking, this dockyard is like Hawaii
dangerous_safety: its not water, its a clear resin coat on the cobble to make it smooth
SnivianMoon: The ocho!
Theycallmejokke: One more!
Lukebrennan888: but not slippy at all
r10pez10: !onemore
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
Izandai: Who lays out a port like this?
Oatway_: take a pallet home for your troubles
Carlioo: the nine remains elusive
CaptainSpam: That'll do, pig. That'll do. For today.
Theycallmejokke: 320 not bad
DanielJGrouse: imagine if you could do 9
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DarkMorford: Y'know, I've been wondering... Does this forklift not have separate controls to raise and lower the forks? Or is there just one "Up/Down" button that alternates or something?
Simonark: The crazy part is how they randomly add pylons between shifts, right?
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OmnipotentTrevor: As long as you don't blow all your money gambling again, you got this
Theycallmejokke: I didn't know a vital part of Kung fu was being loaded
TheSpindash: So what if you filled the forklifts with logs, taped the fishing rod to it, and just did all three jobs at once?
Izandai: @DarkMorford That's how the controls are represented mechanically.
Carlioo: thinking on it, I'm kinda amaze ryo's VA manage to keep the exact same quality of voice acting for 18 years
Lukebrennan888: 14 more forklifts at 320 a forklift
Sarah_Serinde: We have so many of that far left herb in the set, is it worth selling some of that by itself?
gisiebob: it is unsafe to chop wood while operating a forklift.
Pal_Friendpatine: The crow dipper at the top is worth good too.
SquareDotCube: I'd actually go for the other one
nemryn: those are only worth like 6 each @Sarah_Serinde
lirazel64: I haven't seen cinnamon since Bailu.
Lukebrennan888: ciniminimin
Bobtheninjagoldfish: were you not saving the herbs for punchy type books?
Sarah_Serinde: nemryn But are we ever going to use all 41 of them in sets?
manmu83: if you bring back the 9 boxes, you unlock the race of forklift
nemryn: probably not, lol
Pal_Friendpatine: Lots of ginseng too
manmu83: then herbs respawn or not ?
nemryn: We'll just have to see whether or not we're 240 short after selling everything else
SnivianMoon: There is an herb quest where you can get a lot of HP restoring items, but it may not be worth it if we want to sell our herbs instead.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ginger never looks like what i expect it too
SnivianMoon: You can go through the door behind the hotel as well.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the leaves, the flowers, just, that comes froms omething with that root?
SnivianMoon: Check through the door ahead of you?
SnivianMoon: That's basically just an herb location.
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
SquareDotCube: But cinnamon is a bark...
manmu83: did this game inspire you to become an herbalist ?
DarkMorford: Is it true cinnamon or cassia?
SnivianMoon: That's at least 1,000 yuan right there.
Lukebrennan888: cinnaminnamin yay
r10pez10: why must they keep the herbs in herb jail
CaptainSpam: Have you seen what an herb can do if it's let loose? It's for the city's safety that they keep them locked up.
Juliamon: I would presume it's cassia because China
SquareDotCube: also it's not bark
Simonark: Especially if they reuinite with Peaches..
manmu83: Harvesting is one of the rare human activities that has never ceased to be practiced. Agriculture has certainly allowed the domestication of plants. But many plants, because they are so generous in the wild or because they do not produce as many active ingredients in the cultivated state, continue to be picked up from the wild.
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Jrmh97: I love the random no running zones
Alephred: To be fair, those Dr. Stone warning are also a good idea so kids don't try making their own gunpowder or nitric acid.
SnivianMoon: That was the stalk we needed.
SquareDotCube: lrrGOAT there
SnivianMoon: Ginseng! Score!
CaptainSpam: Ah, the old Lucasarts technique: Take literally everything, it might come in handy later.
manmu83: children must experience well
SnivianMoon: I think you'll do well to find another ginseng, too. With only three of them we'll only be able to sell 3 of the large sets.
Jrmh97: like a gentleman
SquareDotCube: 3!
aWabbajack: gathering in this would equate to hidden object?
SquareDotCube: now 4!
manmu83: the best herb is hemp?
aWabbajack: like finding the hidden figures at the shops?
reptileviking: And it'll be handy when bullets become currency!
CaptainSpam: Just get a really sharp knife and one atom, and...
BrokenGolem: it's the basis of many an isekai
SnivianMoon: Awesome!
Driosenth: Most governments are stopping you from splitting the atom
Laogeodritt: re: safety, I've seen way too many people who flaunt safety precautions in engineering labs/workshops =\ It just takes one accident to lose your hand, so yes, you SHOULD take those redundant safety precautions
SnivianMoon: That's about 2,000 yuan we have in herbs now.
CaptainSpam: Shake hands with danger.
Theycallmejokke: This is just herb central
SnivianMoon: As someone who's been involved in a couple of small scale lab explosions, people really, REALLY should take safety precautions extremely seriously.
Sarah_Serinde: So are there any skill books we also want to get with herb sets, or are we more interested in just hitting that 5000?
SquareDotCube: Buh buh ba ba da da daa doww
korvys: Oh, I though "Shaking hands with danger" was another euphemism for masturbation lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah fair
manmu83: safety precautions on the plant label?
SnivianMoon: I think we can go across the street, too. More herbs over there.
SquareDotCube: just more money, Ian
nemryn: Chobu flag!
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
TheSpindash: BUY BUY!!
SnivianMoon: That sounds like a quotable, for sure.
Laogeodritt: I—what did you just say, Ian
SniperPumpkin: It is however, incumbent on the people making the safety precautions not to create bad rules. Because rules that make people want to break them don't enhance safety
r10pez10: oh this minigame!
manmu83: you can now poison Landi
manmu83: or you can now smoke all this herb
myrddinthewizard: There are so many plants in Ryo's pockets right now.
Radjack: many people have thoughts on Chlorine Tetraflouride?
reptileviking: She's going to blow up a dam, 100%
Jrmh97: the darkest thing so far she just says she's probably gonna die soon
Alephred: Weird, charcoal just appears out of thin air, and the demand for wood is way down.
Carlioo: ishe standing on a turnstile?
DanielJGrouse: best wood chopping reactions so far
TheSpindash: Okay, we need to hear her music
r10pez10: this doesn't have the wild rock music
korvys: New town, new wood pervert
DanielJGrouse: also new best character
r10pez10: lol
TheSpindash: YES
r10pez10: oh here we go!
manmu83: you misunderstood, she is already dead
Alephred: Is this .. her fetish?
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morgoth_bauglyr: the power of kung fu
TheSpindash: Well, we know how Ian's getting the rest of the money for the book.
SnivianMoon: Did she just laugh at you for missing?
Sarah_Serinde: Why does she say "whoops" when you hit it?
SnivianMoon: She's a delight.
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Sarah_Serinde: :D
SnivianMoon: Could be herbs behind granny
SnivianMoon: Ground citrus!
manmu83: if you do 7 very good in a row, I think you go beyond comprehension
Piratical_tendancies: Ground citrus!
Lithobraker: Have we gambled already?
SniperPumpkin: Ryo's an Herban Explorer
Jrmh97: just be glad it was grandma instead of grandpa he'd be all kinds of cussing you out
TehAmelie: she's giving us a bonus because she thinks we're broke. it's like we're a millennial
DanielJGrouse: dried citrus peel? that's not a herb, that's garbage
Piratical_tendancies: @SniperPumpkin Boo!
Driosenth: the only thing that could be better for the sole would be shoe polishing
Lithobraker: Please don't extract the granny
Jrmh97: can you fix your broke bones with these herb extracts
manmu83: It therefore avoids water retention. The citrus peel also has a relaxing and slightly sedative action. Citrus fruits therefore improve our mood. It facilitates digestion, especially after ingestion of fat
SnivianMoon: Sweeeeet money.
aWabbajack: ryonFatStax ryonFatStax ryonFatStax ryonFatStax ryonFatStax ryonFatStax
r10pez10: it's like Five Guys
SnivianMoon: Holla holla get... six gentlemen decoction
CaptainSpam: This will decoc six gen... wait, no...
txzen_: did he already beat shenmue 1 and 2?
TehAmelie: maybe they're the six old men named Herb followed by Colonel Sanders' twitter account
txzen_: herbalist sim
TehAmelie: six Herbs and five Spice Girls. the only good joke made by a corporate twitter
SnivianMoon: That was quite profitable, wow.
morgoth_bauglyr: Potent
Carlioo: "snake power"
manmu83: you must keep your plants against technical scrolls!
SniperPumpkin: a couple trips round the fork track
SnivianMoon: Should be able to fork it out for the rest.
Sarah_Serinde: I kinda want to try our luck with the gatcha again :P
TehAmelie: we sell things other than tomatoes!
TheSpindash: What I heard is that, tomorrow, we get up, convert it all to tokens, and put it all one one bet.
korvys: For all your convenient tomato needs?
manmu83: the tomato song !!!
OmnipotentTrevor: Did that sign say Chobu Fashion?
aWabbajack: do you have to pay rent/hotel rate?
TehAmelie: i assume they'll have to explain they don't just sell tomatoes so often it's just their slogan
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
SniperPumpkin: TheSpindash sure, if we save scum first :P
OmnipotentTrevor: This is a bad idea.
TheSpindash: @SniperPumpkin Why would you ever save scum? It's a sure thing!
manmu83: TehAmelie: I think they sell boxes of tomatoes
DanielJGrouse: take over the fight ring and turn it into a face off ring
r10pez10: side!
SnivianMoon: Ryo takes all his money, puts it all on FISH.
DanielJGrouse: reading
CaptainSpam: I mean, she's 10,000% going to deliver the final blow against gorilla guy or whoever the final battle is against.
dangerous_safety: Chair
AlliterateA: front
SnivianMoon: Face down!
HydraWiggins: chiar
Theycallmejokke: Reading
realhillwolf: Bakwards!
Piratical_tendancies: Oh Oh Front!
CaptainSpam: Back!
SnivianMoon: Aw heck.
aWabbajack: HahaSleep HahaSleep HahaSleep kaatSleep kaatSleep ResidentSleeper
lirazel64: chair
Piratical_tendancies: aww
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah I wasn't paying attention, have we saved recently?
korvys: !next
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Jrmh97: <message deleted>equal rights let her make you some money oldest profession in the world
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
aWabbajack: never been a watch person, normal to watch in bed?
reptileviking: He must smell so bad
DanielJGrouse: no, she should go collect some herbs
manmu83: can of tomato
nemryn: @Jrmh97 What, dragon-hoarding? Yeah, I guess that's pretty old
morgoth_bauglyr: free apples!
lirazel64: Don't forget to save some for the food and the room...
realhillwolf: maybe she can bacome a horse whisperer
ninja_theory_ashrams: frapples
Jrmh97: hungry for apples?
Gizmoloid: How did they manage to make taking some apples SO CREEPY?
manmu83: these apples are worthless
Carlioo: time to make apple pie
aWabbajack: lrrFINE lrrFINE
dangerous_safety: how much do 4 apples cost? and is it more than the hotel room?
CaptainSpam: "Good morning, Ryo." "I see."
aWabbajack: feliciaFine
Laogeodritt: Totally normal human conversation, as usual for Shenmue.
Alephred: That's 5 1/3 Smurf's worth of apples!
aWabbajack: need to buy the apple buy skill book
Laogeodritt: Ooh, are we on a quest for the subocean, Ian? =V
SnivianMoon: Billions and billions of apples
TehAmelie: you must first create a parallel universe
DanielJGrouse: picking herbs is a great way to avoid people Shenhua
CaptainSpam: The water reflections are... weird.
manmu83: dangerous_safety no but you can make an apple shack to sleep inside
CaptainSpam: Same with the fishing rods.
SquareDotCube: We miss you, man who took a moment to process a 3
TehAmelie: we have an inventory devoid of time and space
dangerous_safety: the apples are just plstic
SquareDotCube: Or just wax apples
SnivianMoon: To be fair, Ryo also had like five plates of gyoza in his jacket for a week. I assume his jacket is refrigerated.
aWabbajack: the traffic cone is necessary?
DanielJGrouse: those barrels should have exploded
manmu83: you have already missed the 9 cases, start again
aWabbajack: could saved like 10 seconds on the trip
Carlioo: kinda wish those red barrels would explode
realhillwolf: Dont bite the apple that feeds the doctor in town
DanielJGrouse: don't give me red barrels and not make them explode at the slightest touch game
lirazel64: Maybe they're genetically modified, like that new one?
dangerous_safety: hydrocarbons and carbohydrates are basically the same thing anyways Kappa
aWabbajack: on Brand Fork Life
DanielJGrouse: that's... is that how fire extinguishers work?
aWabbajack: Yeet's Nest
BlightningHelix: The barrels aren't exploding because they haven't been filled yet. You don't ship them WITH the explosion juice in them. They get delivered and THEN you fill them with explosion juice.
DanielJGrouse: ah, that makes sense
SquareDotCube: an anti-fire ward
nemryn: Wizards should reprint Kami of the Fire Extinguisher, those cowards
DanielJGrouse: so, do firefighters count as exorcists or?
aWabbajack: just notice the ship is perfectly leveled to the dock
RvLeshrac: So how's *squints* Shenmue I?
aWabbajack: no bridge or extension just flushed next to the docks
JohnLockeCole: Hello Friends, Hog goes Moneyquest 2019?
JohnLockeCole: how* goes*
aWabbajack: We still working!
dangerous_safety: I'm calling 8 today
JohnLockeCole: also we are the best forklift driver in Niowu
SnivianMoon: Naiowu bay is pretty calm, I guess.
JohnLockeCole: we have had some practice
lirazel64: Also, no tides, ever.
DanielJGrouse: we are the only forklift driver in Niowu
Calaban161: Drive the forklift like you drive the Bus
nemryn: Well yeah, the boat doesn't rise when we take stuff off because the forklift is on there instead
aWabbajack: yo chat, Untitled Goose Game worth the 20 USD on PS4?
JohnLockeCole: at least we don't have to load things onto trucks later, we only load from boats to warehouse
ElementalAlchemist: Now just block our vision with the box again
ninja_theory_ashrams: Now this is pod racing!
Sarah_Serinde: aWabbajack I can't speak to PS4 specifically, but yes, it's so good
SquareDotCube: it also doesn't drift to the right
Carlioo: will the red box explode?
aWabbajack: really tempted @Sarah_Serinde
CaptainSpam: aWabbajack: Untitled Goose Game is definitely something worth experiencing.
Sarah_Serinde: It's a lot of fun
dangerous_safety: Harbor Forklift For Hope
DanielJGrouse: Road Quest season 2 Forklift Boogaloo when?
nemryn: Ooh, Untitled Goose Game is only $20?
manmu83: Untitled Goose Game is a duck race like Shenmue 2 ?
aWabbajack: Thanks! Will make that purchase before I make more progress in Delivery Sim Ft Norman Reedus
Lord_Hosk: 9 9 9 9
SnivianMoon: Nine really does feel like it's a difficult task
dangerous_safety: this is gonna be tight
SniperPumpkin: have to have enough extra to keep paying rent after all
Carlioo: the most stable vase ever
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: hey, if you can make just enough for the thing and not to pay rent we can find out what that does too
TehAmelie: or, too late i guess
manmu83: 68/5000 you have to bring the 9 boxes to unlock the duck race!
lirazel64: Food?
Piratical_tendancies: Straight to the gatcha yes?
SnivianMoon: Excuse me, fine sir! One Kung Fu, please.
JohnLockeCole: I would love to have jobs where I get to say "that'll do for today" and not "Gorrammit you keep loading till that boat is empty"
RatekStormcrow: What happens if you run out of hotel cash ?
Calaban161: The Book Is going to be yours
aWabbajack: feliciaSave feliciaSave feliciaSave feliciaSave feliciaSave
CaptainSpam: I swear, if there's a plot event where someone mugs you for those 5,000 dollarydoos...
Juliamon: RatekStormcrow We don't actually know yet
Lord_Hosk: I bet you $50 and a custom made tilty house wall plaque that you cant make 9 in one go.
Sarah_Serinde: Someone looked it up and mentioned it in chat earlier
Sarah_Serinde: You run up a tab and have to pay it back when you're no longer broke
manmu83: RatekStormcrow: Ryo's mom brings him home to Japan
Piratical_tendancies: !y
nemryn: Lan Di shows up and kills Ryo
aWabbajack: could it be a goose?
SnivianMoon: Must be a holy duck.
aWabbajack: many goosens
Carlioo: duck temple! duck temple!
aWabbajack: oh buy weapons
aWabbajack: we now an RPG
Calaban161: Untitled Goose Temple
SquareDotCube: Peking duck, Kung Pao Chicken
Laogeodritt: oh, right, we were trying to get that book
dangerous_safety: bring out.. the Machine
Laogeodritt: it's amazing how we had to grind out that much money to progress the storyline, geez
JohnLockeCole: Reverse Body Check? Ehh I'd rather Buy those battleaxes, I feel like Battleaxe beats Animal style any day of the week
manmu83: goose or duck ?
DanielJGrouse: the duck is seeking sanctuary in the temple to avoid being turned into a Peking duck
Carlioo: is that the move I think it is
SnivianMoon: Suddenly night time.
TheSpindash: Sadly, we discover that he WAS moving like a panda, and this book doesn't help us overcome him.
niccus: time for gollum to steal it
Alephred: Book rich, cash poor.
CaptainSpam: Wait, it already cashed in the day on that?
aWabbajack: Battle Axe vs Fist: Fiiiight!
DanielJGrouse: I would laugh so hard if we learned it's the wrong book
Wolfstrike_NL: Ryu, make that book yours
CaptainSpam: It was NOON! You could've spent the rest of the day practicing it!
ItIsVey: If we go by wushu movies fists beat battle axes im afraid
DanielJGrouse: *yeah no, it was panda style and not bear style, wrong book*
CaptainSpam: Ryo, you just LOST NINE HOURS!
dangerous_safety: consummate the purchase
SnackPak_: You need the one book to get another to get the kung fu knowledge lrrBEEJ
manmu83: you shouldn't spend your time just making money, you should also train your kung fu!
nemryn: Sorry Ryo, property is an illusion
CaptainSpam: It does seem to be taking longer and longer to load the savegame screen...
SnivianMoon: No, sorry Ian. You've only purchased a license for limited USE of the kung fu move. lrrBEEJ
ninja_theory_ashrams: sorry, but the key to fighting the red snakes is in another castle
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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ElementalAlchemist: Always read the Kung Fu EULA
manmu83: quoi ? fini ?
Lithobraker: You must establish dominance over the book
Laogeodritt: I seem to always go to get food/drink/do other things like 5 minutes before a break. XD
TheSpindash: >_> Now I feel bad, I just bittorrent my Kung Fu.
DanielJGrouse: pirating kung fu is an important part of kung fu archival
Laogeodritt: @TheSpindash You wouldn't download a panda...!
TheSpindash: @Laogeodritt I tried, but it wouldn't fit through my ethernet cable.
DanielJGrouse: yeah no, you need a cable with a spike at the end, it goes directly to your brain
TheSpindash: cat4000
manmu83: the penda goes in the cable?
DanielJGrouse: also colourful pills are involved? and sunglasses
constablecrab: And unnecessary sequels.
manmu83: and meanwhile Roy smokes his herbs
DanielJGrouse: the Matrix sequels are great
RobotInProgress: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
Calaban161: HahaSnowhal
JohnLockeCole: and you have to do an incredibly tight forklift run so that Hosk will owe you a Plaque
SnivianMoon: Shenmue: A series of inconveniences. In video game form!
ElementalAlchemist: always look through the book you're buying before you buy it
RobotInProgress: the last page is blank
Sarah_Serinde: Or we could confront the guy who sold us this extremely overpriced but incomplete item
RunningMonkeys: may be if people didn't read it out in the rain the last page would be there
RobotInProgress: by chance ;)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: One of the most powerful moves in Chinese Martial arts... until the next game.
DanielJGrouse: is Kung Fu like the Force?
RobotInProgress: how does he know?
constablecrab: Fresh out of kung fu
TheSpindash: If it's only half power, just do it twice
OmnipotentTrevor: No, seems to me Kung Fu is just power level
Laogeodritt: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Next time on Dragon Ball Z!
RatekStormcrow: Kung fu maker I am going into battle.. give me your strongest Kung Fu...
constablecrab: Your punchichlorian count is too low.
BlightningHelix: Dude is just stalling so he can figure out what's supposed to be on the last page of the book.
SnivianMoon: We're going to need food for sure, particularly if we're going to be fighting a lot.
constablecrab: ^
lirazel64: I think he's "beyond" money. HahaBall
DanielJGrouse: it's just the acknowledgements and the ISBN number
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! I see I tuned in just in time for FORKLIFTING :D
SnivianMoon: VIDEO GAME
RobotInProgress: don't knock the flammable barrels!
lirazel64: it's blurbs from other kung fun masters.
SnivianMoon: I want a mod for this game that puts a banner across the ferry Terminal that reads "FORK FORK".
lirazel64: *kunf fu
PharaohBender27: Have we managed to beat or match our record?
aWabbajack: Top 2 jobs would be lifting the forks and chopping dead trees
lirazel64: OK, autocorrect must die!
dangerous_safety: 8 is the new 7
MollyLewis: because I'm [[loud reversal beeping]] easy go, little [[loud beeping intensifies]]
OldManJohnsonMB: Quit using that technical jargon, horner
ElementalAlchemist: "People listen to me because I have a forklift." --Ian
TheMoatman: We used to get forty forklifts to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it
RobotInProgress: Grandma Grandma Grandma!
TehAmelie: i want to see if that forklift can handle a hogshead
Calaban161: Real forklifts can turn tighter than this one
aWabbajack: can't sink the forklift into the water right?
aWabbajack: imagine paying for the forklift when you sunk it
aWabbajack: Ryo would be in the red
TheMoatman: That VIDEO GAME has got to be at least a hogshead
RobotInProgress: but water is home!
RobotInProgress: its where we belong!
SnivianMoon: Forklifts have strong dipole moment, it's true.
SnackPak_: Can we get an extension to see your forklift splits? lrrBEEJ
RobotInProgress: INTO THE SEA!
Saulens181: hello chat
dangerous_safety: Its a forklift, not a forkfloat
PharaohBender27: SingsNote He trriiiiiiied to kill him with a forklift . . . SingsNote
aWabbajack: is that a fridge for ants?
TheMoatman: It's about 240 liters, gallons are about 4 liters, 120 gallon tanks are smaller than GAME, so it's gotta be at least a hogshead
TheMoatman: And they also have fivelifts
aWabbajack: float boats
TheMoatman: Whatever forks your boat
RobotInProgress: floaty boaty
constablecrab: Gah! TFW your can of beer decides what it really wanted to be in life was a middle school science fair volcano.
aWabbajack: it's the Pull Boat!
aWabbajack: a little old ship that pulls stuff together
accountmadeforants: Forklifts don't have souls, which is why they can't swim.
PharaohBender27: @constablecrab Oof
constablecrab: No major flood damage, thankfully
TheMoatman: And no whammies
SquareDotCube: It jsut wanted to get a head with its life, constablecrab
DanielJGrouse: need to pay for those "free" apples
constablecrab: oof
Count_Nodonora: I keep expecting him to snag the top of the door when he gets out of the warehouse with something extended up high.
Saulens181: So chat, someone i know has pitched a startup that uses AI to analyse what video gamers are saying to determine what would make a successful game. How do i explain to them that this is a bad idea?
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SniperPumpkin: I think we've got 8
DanielJGrouse: @Saulens181 get them a twitter account
aWabbajack: Hey Alexa, summon the Forklift
PharaohBender27: @Saulens181 Um, privacy laws? Though something tells me they'd just dismiss that out of hand
RobotInProgress: Now this is Forklifting~
SquareDotCube: @Saulens181 send them to Silicon Valley and make them realize, that, it's all capitalism underneath their "innovations"
SnivianMoon: Huzzah, the ocho!
Calaban161: The evil invisible walls
PharaohBender27: Ocho: Achieved
RobotInProgress: but can you crazy taxi into the ocean?
DanielJGrouse: that's a decent sliver of red though, you're getting better, the mythical 9th crate might be possible
Driosenth: Just get an AI to listen to streamers, they already speak to strangers
constablecrab: Pretty sure there have been multiple experiments where AI was made to listen to gamers, and the AI immediately became racist.
JohnLockeCole: 320 blaze it??
SniperPumpkin: that'll keep us in black garlic for weeks
PharaohBender27: We didn't just meet the quota, we CRUSHED it!
Saulens181: Well, not saying saying, but posting on the internet. But yeah, I was trying to explain that the quality of a thing itself has much more to do with it than fitting into some existing desire (e.g. Euro Truck Simulator 2)
Lithobraker: Ian no, we have to manipulate this AI to make more videogames!
TheMoatman: Specifically they tried to train Tay on *Twitter*
TheMoatman: Which probably wasn't the best choice
SniperPumpkin: I mean, GPT-2 is very powerful, and has been used for lots of fun things
constablecrab: Oops, we accidentally urbandictionary
Lithobraker: Sorry, more rhythm games!
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:44.
PharaohBender27: @constablecrab Yeah, I think there was an AI Twitter account where the same thing happened :/
TehAmelie: WoW was made by a team of full humans that listened to the players and tried to do everything they wanted, and that's taken them from 14 million to 5 million players
SquareDotCube: (Not related to Spice and)
DanielJGrouse: I wonder what happens if you have already beaten the white dragon before asking the fisher to teach you
realhillwolf: What is this GPT 2 thing?
SniperPumpkin: ot
felixphew: My favourite is putting little code snippets into TalkToTransformer and watching it spit out nonsense code in that language
constablecrab: ow
SniperPumpkin: it's a Tensor based neural net that was trained on reddit and a bunch of other things
TheSpindash: So at the end of the game, we're going back to the village and just beating the crap out of the old man in the dojo, right?
SniperPumpkin: so it knows english and various other things, and you can fine tune it on lots of different datasets
nemryn: Wait what why are we hugging faces?
PharaohBender27: The name "hugging face" worries me, since it's similar to "face hugger: . . .
realhillwolf: Thanks!
DanielJGrouse: how many chromatic wolves are there?
Driosenth: those are some eyebrows
lirazel64: Eyebrows!
Ridgenator: Is your opponent 20 or 80 years old?
PharaohBender27: So are all these fighters just "[color] [animal]"?
JohnLockeCole: surely there must be a wolf for each colour of magic
TehAmelie: is also quite a fun way to use a neural net. it's a text based adventure where there are no invalid commands
RobotInProgress: oof
SnivianMoon: Good night.
Count_Nodonora: How can you grow such eyebrows? Even if you wanted to, that's not how that hair grows!
SnivianMoon: That was a heck of a knockout
Piratical_tendancies: nice
constablecrab: There's been a murder!
SniperPumpkin: other fun uses for AI text generation (and some explanations)
dangerous_safety: did we just kill a man
RobotInProgress: that man is dead to everyone he knows so we may as well of
SnivianMoon: We have to get out of fighting Wolves before we hit Dragons.
PharaohBender27: Wait, are those tabs written in Japanese? Even though we're supposed to be in China?
constablecrab: Nothing like getting kicked in the head with a tummy full of pound cake.
TheMoatman: "use AI for [x]" outside of the big companies and universities tends to mean, at best "use heavy-duty premade models or light statistical modeling for [x]" and more generally means "I just heard about tensorflow and then talked some VC into giving me a couple million bucks"
SnivianMoon: We're fighting White Wolf. Watch out for his Table Top RPGs!
TheMoatman: *more often
Lithobraker: All I really want is some jeans with as much mobility as Ryo's
PharaohBender27: Or are you just taking advantage of the similarity between Japanese and Chinese FAKE EDIT you just answered that :D
Ridgenator: Geralt really looks different here
Calaban161: On to the Dragons
SnivianMoon: I'm not sure if you can enter commands without having the skill books, but X, X, B is an attack with good range if it works.
TehAmelie: thanks, i bought them with hard earned money
RobotInProgress: spelled Duan, spoken Duwang
aWabbajack: now prepare for Rainbow Mantis! kathle3PRISM thewei9Eggy thewei9GGs
DarkMorford: No, Senpai. This is *our* fight!
SnivianMoon: I believe this is the Top Wolf.
dangerous_safety: Not a good doggo
Calaban161: That beard us bit quite in his face
DanielJGrouse: does that mean there's also a Gold Dragon?
BlightningHelix: Gold Wolf, you gotta do something. Trimming, combing, beard oil SOMETHING man.
the_lone_bard: Did he get splashed in the face with watered down hair gel and just like, not do anything about it?
HydraWiggins: gold wolf is actually 12 years old
TehAmelie: i move that we start calling it Dwayne Johnson instead of Duan
Laogeodritt: why is everyone facing you and practising around the arena? I just noticed that and it's weeeeird.
SquareDotCube: getting cocky
OmnipotentTrevor: Huh. It must take like, 12 apples a day to keep the doctor away at that rate.
TheMoatman: If you hit him with a jab or something will he stagger long enough to do the full uppercut animation?
PharaohBender27: BLAMMO
Calaban161: More Moon Cackesa
DanielJGrouse: "even stronger opponents that await you! we have a whole chromatic zoo!"
Calaban161: Cakes
RobotInProgress: lrrCREEPL_SQ lrrCREEPR_SQ
SnivianMoon: If you go to the shop next door (Through the gate and on the left)
gek_tw0: soil fruits
Driosenth: is there a fungus among us?
gek_tw0: the mushroom is the fruiting body of the fungi
dangerous_safety: fungus or we're done..gus
SnivianMoon: She has black garlic, at least.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
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TehAmelie: is there a board that ratifies the juicyness of the town fruit or are you just talkin our your butt?
constablecrab: You can't have fun without fungus
TehAmelie: *out
Pteraspidomorphi: What's on Rhythm Cafe today?
lirazel64: chobu?
Alephred: Ah, the Garlic Diet; Dentists Hate This One Weird Trick!
lirazel64: ah, yes.
Calaban161: Keep all the Vampires away
Pteraspidomorphi: Thank you
PharaohBender27: We'll just knock our opponents out by breathing on them!
TehAmelie: fine aged black garlic is a snack, or a whole meal
gek_tw0: I like to call it barrier 10, it's my favorite game in the barrier series
TheSpindash: Shenmue: The Origin of Wario
OmnipotentTrevor: The air punchers got out of sync somehow
constablecrab: This will unlock your breath attack
ElementalAlchemist: oh
GDwarf: Ooh, that's a nice pattern
ElementalAlchemist: I only fight with moderate skill, huh
ElementalAlchemist: well I'll show you
Driosenth: with all that garlic your breath along could knock out your opponent
DanielJGrouse: they're not practicing, they're channeling Kung Fu
nemryn: OOH
SnivianMoon: I just love every time you connect with that uppercut. Dang.
gek_tw0: black garlic is more cooked than raw (loses a lot of it's bite)
constablecrab: that man's dead
dangerous_safety: red dragon is now red vegetable
RobotInProgress: many dead bodies now litter your path to success
DarkMorford: Krillin got a nose?!
SketchyDetails: klilin
korvys: Krillin
PharaohBender27: New theory - we're able to defeat these guys so easily because they're tired from NEVER NOT AIR PUNCHING
Piratical_tendancies: Krillin!
SketchyDetails: Kulilin
DanielJGrouse: "what's his name" < the ultimate conclusion to Krillin's arc
TehAmelie: a comic book taught me the katakana for "dan" says "to carve steps up a cliff". it seems to imply more than "climbing". . .
Laogeodritt: Imagine if, for the sake of "immersion", the game wouldn't let you make challenges at this dōjō more than once daily.
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
SnivianMoon: We could drop a save?
Laogeodritt: well. it's not a dōjō, but y'know what I mean.
TehAmelie: if you kill that guy he drops a sweet katana. you can't prove that's wrong
TehAmelie: naah i think you'll just punch him out
myrddinthewizard: Black Dragon has the better version of Gold Wolf's beard.
ectryliz: woah
SnivianMoon: You just snapped that man's neck with a kick to the back of the head.
Piratical_tendancies: Sooo close!
PharaohBender27: katesRage
realhillwolf: are those moles or scarification?
TehAmelie: did we figure out garlic was the most economic food?
TehAmelie: that sounds like a life hack they'd post about in ancient china
Theycallmejokke: Use the chair
myrddinthewizard: Again, this master is just watching you go in circles, challenge the next fighter, and just eat several wholes heads of garlic...
constablecrab: Get the tables!!
Theycallmejokke: German suplex him
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!
Jeezy56: lrrGOAT
Piratical_tendancies: Ring-out!
TehAmelie: maybe i was wrong about the knocking out xD
TheSpindash: lrrFINE
SnivianMoon: We have Blue Dragon and White Dragon left.
constablecrab: I'm calling the police
dangerous_safety: "You beat black dragon... to death"
DanielJGrouse: now to fight the Blue Eyes White Dragon
Theycallmejokke: So many dragons
ElementalAlchemist: yeah
ElementalAlchemist: Dragons are blue now
DarkMorford: Blue Dragon was a good Xbox 360 RPG. Kinda wish they'd made a sequel.
ElementalAlchemist: don't you know
nemryn: Watch out for his ice breath!
PharaohBender27: @nemryn :D
constablecrab: Is that Beat Takeshi?
TehAmelie: you're good on one leg, old man. but how good are you WITH one leg. . .in. . .your face
PharaohBender27: Dangit
Laogeodritt: Prediction: You're gonna get to White Dragon and turns out he's been gone for three days and you have to go save him by going on a long fetch quest. (I hope I'm wrong. =V )
Lukebrennan888: need more horse and rooster
SketchyDetails: If theres a Green-White dragon can we call them Dromoka?
PharaohBender27: It's less a lack of foundations and more a lack of support beams
gek_tw0: we need to be the engineer of the Kung Fu train
aWabbajack: choo choo
TheSpindash: What if instead of training, I just bought a bunch of capsule toys and traded them for books?
constablecrab: Can you suplex the train?
SketchyDetails: why isnt there a train pokemon?
SnivianMoon: Kung Fu Train. Fuu Fuu!
TheMoatman: That sounds like... Travis Willingham?
TheMoatman: Definitely an anime va
ElementalAlchemist: "Stop! That tickles!" --Blue Dragon
Konda020946: so is the char already a 7th duan or only 6th
dangerous_safety: 8th i think
Jeezy56: nice!
SnivianMoon: Niiiiicely done!
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
Theycallmejokke: Nice
Piratical_tendancies: Whoop whoop!
korvys: currently 7th, you'd get 8th for beating this guy
nemryn: KAPOW
tandtrollog: nice
flammenarsch: progamer ian
Calaban161: Now White dragon
Konda020946: so he already is a grandmaster?
SnivianMoon: Last fight now, but it's gonna be a rough one.
TehAmelie: is there no Gold Dragon?
SnivianMoon: There is a Gold Dragon. It's optional to fight him.
Konda020946: because 7th duan up you can call yourself grnadmaster at lewast thats what wikipedia says
PharaohBender27: So have we ever fallen over and collapsed from lack of food in this game?
HydraWiggins: you say you haven't trained, you were horse dancing for a while
tandtrollog: maybe the gold dragon is in another castle?
DanielJGrouse: the real Gold Dragon is all the gacha toys we got along the way
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TehAmelie: the exchange rate is about 15 garlic per duan
Laogeodritt: We should find out what happens!
Laogeodritt: For science!
gek_tw0: the morality of capitalism - don't avoid violence unless the pay is terrible
TheSpindash: You'll be worth nothing? So it just drains your money instead.
constablecrab: We're just chillin' and Krillin
LuHeGi: my username is my initials
Alephred: What's the Forklift / hr - Garlic conversion rate?
XedMada: 3BP is such a great series
DanielJGrouse: you do nothing else
Theycallmejokke: Finally!
TehAmelie: it looks like going low on HP just makes you slow down and regenerate
XedMada: 3rd book blew my mind
Calaban161: At first a fail then we will win,\
PharaohBender27 is katesScared
SnivianMoon: I love that snap kick.
DanielJGrouse: I think White Dragon might actually be pretty strong?
Konda020946: you lack the foundation of a fighter and only loose to the highest rank of wushu
DanielJGrouse: "you haven't defeated our greatest fighter, that makes it obvious you suck at fighting"
Calaban161: Do some hrse stance for more endurance
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SketchyDetails: huff the garlic
TehAmelie: the way he emphasized "opponent" seems like he's upgraded you to nemesis or something
DanielJGrouse: maybe it really is time to horse stand and rooster step for a bit?
lirazel64: snake juice?
DanielJGrouse: and one inch punch
BlightningHelix: Can't snake juice during those fights.
SnivianMoon: I think we'll be better served by sparring if we're going to do any training. Getting our attack up is probably better than our endurance.
lirazel64: ah, thanks.
DanielJGrouse: what, you can't dope during these official fights?
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TehAmelie: as far as i knew goobers was some kind of chewy candy
Anubis169: heya Ian & Chat!! lrrAWESOME
Laogeodritt: Ian, Wikipedia lists it in the head without any further specification anywhere.
Laogeodritt: erm, in the lead*
DarkMorford: Laogeodritt, I think it's a Southern US thing.
Juliamon: I only know of "Goobers" as chocolate-covered peanuts, not plain peanuts
nemryn: I think it might be southern US?
PharaohBender27: I think peanuts were called "goober peas" in the mid-19th century
Mox_Hagdorm: Hey chat!
constablecrab: I know that goobers means peanuts, but I don't know anyone who calls peanuts goobers. We just call people goobers.
Mox_Hagdorm: So, why does Ryo still have that band aid? It's gotta be healed by now :P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he just has a ghost
gek_tw0: obviously he's an angel
TehAmelie: we theorize it's either a birthmark or it's fused with his skin
Mox_Hagdorm: @LoadingReadyRun Makes perfect sense!
TehAmelie: or maybe it's a gief bandaid that he'll only take off when he's revenged daddy
SnivianMoon: The bandaid is actually a symbiotic parasite that drives Ryo to become obsessed with gacha toys.
sniperserpent: an elected position with like no age limit padme was 14 when elected
BlightningHelix: 16, I think.
Calaban161: and dead
Bobtheninjagoldfish: didn;t count
gek_tw0: the gungans didn't vote for her
PendelSteven: 'Ello
TehAmelie: she's been on the protest trail for 12% of her life
pixelatedharry: I feel like this task would be a lot more efficient if they got rid of the traffic cones
OmnipotentTrevor: You're still at 1 out of 5
Count_Nodonora: Nope, that last item didn't count, out of bounds
felixphew: you missed the square on that one
Anubis169: Ian: Your first pallette isn't placed properly. it's not registering
Wolfstrike_NL: 1/5 but you dropped 2 items right?
Mox_Hagdorm: The Gungans be like #NotMyQueen
DanielJGrouse: well, watery tarts distributing orbs is no basis for government
Konda020946: she was 14 when she was ellected
PharaohBender27: Welp
dangerous_safety: only 5
PendelSteven: some genuine Shenmue here
constablecrab: Turns out a fully day of stuffing your face with garlic and getting knocked unconsous has a negative effect on one's ability to operate heavy machinery.
morgoth_bauglyr: black fridge, the arch nemesis
Calaban161: still potentioly get 7
TehAmelie: are they gonna fire us if we don't exceed the quota?
gek_tw0: whos talking shit on greta
sniperserpent: apparently naboo always elects children because they've watched too much gundam and think adults can't solve problems
PharaohBender27: @gek_tw0 Assholes, essentially
TehAmelie: 5% Austin Powers there
Anubis169: Have you not seen the movie yet Ian?
PendelSteven: I'd rather say I find Spider-Island better than Spider-Verse in the comics
Anubis169: oki manYES
HydraWiggins: I like cams calling it starmistice day on live
sniperserpent: so like, are the human naboo people colonizers? is that the dynamic politically?
Calaban161: Are you going to see the new movie Ian?
PharaohBender27: Probably because Star Wars politics is somehow less frustrating/infuriating than real-world politics :P
PendelSteven: That's 5/5
Lukebrennan888: i swear every time i turn on shenmue stream, ian is in a dorklift
Anubis169: PharaohBender27: sometimes they blend
reptileviking: Instead of Star Wars I went to Cats. I unironically liked it.
Anubis169: and it's so immersion-breaking -_-
thech0sen0ne25: !schedule
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dangerous_safety: money makes the world go round
sniperserpent: have we beaten the huge red guy yet
morgoth_bauglyr: we forklift for "food"
constablecrab: Do you even forklift?
Konda020946: ever had black garlic irl? its quite good
heckle_hide: i heard they might make a new animated star wars series
PendelSteven: 6 / 5
OmnipotentTrevor: Before or after the patch?
Lukebrennan888: not a complaint or anything, just aware the grind is real
kassy_13: did you enjoy it?
dangerous_safety: After, just watched the vod on that episod of PiF
GDwarf: Why would you remind us of the existence of that prop, Ian? :P
Anubis169: Did you hear Cats had a patch put out for the movie to fix the godawful CGI some cinemas got?
tandtrollog: haha movies getting dlc...
kassy_13: @Anubis169 i think ian said he was going the day before that patch got put in
Anubis169: what was it like?
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CaptainSpam: I'm certain the Critereon Collection will have both versions. Kappa
PendelSteven: meow
SnivianMoon: The response to Cats has been surreal to me, as someone who hasn't seen it. Half my friends are going "Cats is so WEIRD and ODD and what the heck", and the other half of my friends are going "This is just Cats, why is everyone freaking out?"
Tiber727: @tandtrollog Sonic got a remake before it even came out. Kappa
Wolfstrike_NL: Now we need a Dogs movie
Calaban161: Out of curiosity can you put those gofers on the ship to take the box inastead?
heckle_hide: it's a thing that was made by people?
DanielJGrouse: "it was cats"
Lukebrennan888: friends dont let friends see cats, that film is high octane nightmare fuel
PharaohBender27: OCHO ACHIEVED
kassy_13: @Wolfstrike_NL isn't that all dogs go to heaven? Kappa
dangerous_safety: that was 8 with the repositioning
pixelatedharry: throw the remains in the ocean
reptileviking: I actually don't really get how people find it nightmarish. Apparently my uncanny valley isn't very deep?
Wolfstrike_NL: with repositioning, and Ian trapped himself as well once
Anubis169: there are only 8 positions x_x
JohnLockeCole: you can stack on crates
morgoth_bauglyr: good thing the forklift also prevents hunger
Wolfstrike_NL: @kassy_13 that movie was my youth, godtier movie compared to cats
ElementalAlchemist: Not everything goes on top though
Lukebrennan888: all garlic diet, true kung fu master food
ElementalAlchemist: Anubis169: sup
morgoth_bauglyr: the hotel room must smell horrible tomorrow
Anubis169: ElementalAlchemist :D
Anubis169 huggles
nemryn: I mean, I've never seen a kung fu maste who wasn't eating garlic
constablecrab: Black Garlic is the rank above Golden Dragon
ElementalAlchemist: Anubis169: when you get a chance I !told you something in the secret channel
ElementalAlchemist: also: <3
Anubis169: roger roger :D
Anubis169: oh talking of black food items... i got a deal on some black truffle sausages today
tandtrollog: so what happens when we beat this guy?
Tiber727: @morgoth_bauglyr I thought the garlic diet was so Ryo's enemies avoided him.
PendelSteven: I'm pretty sure it's not healthy to only eat garlic
Anubis169: got 5 packs for 0.31 each :)
PendelSteven: Or is this the true Shenmue? I forget
Mox_Hagdorm: @PendelSteven Depends on whether Ryo is a vampire or not :P
tandtrollog: lovely
constablecrab: Today I made chili with beer and bratwurst. Can recommend.
kassy_13: so, a thing i totally misunderstood in last ep: i thought we wanted 5000 tokens not 5000 monies, and was totally baffled by that
Juliamon: Black garlic is different than regular garlic
dangerous_safety: Black Truffle Sausage is the 12 Duan Kappa
Lukebrennan888: Ian you should get the ultimate technique, GUN
kassy_13: black garlic is great
TheSpindash: So to put things in context, in 1987, the 280 yuan you can make doing one session of forklifts is about $75.
apantek: bro you have to help me out - the forklift guy who says he'll teach you a move at the pier at 5pm... he never shows up. what am i missing?
korvys: Dodging seems like the better plan than blocking
PharaohBender27: Great, now we get to get lectured again
JohnLockeCole: For one thing black garlic is an ingredient int Ramen ;p
CaptainSpam: Still like that guy's voice acting.
TehAmelie: we're gonna find out the exact limit of how much of your diet can be garlic before you die
Simonark: This game is the embodiment of Dara O'Briain complaining about video games as the only medium that gatelocks their own storytelling...
PendelSteven: Okay, gotta say something: I'm tired and have a cold
Lukebrennan888: what is the taste difference between black garlinc and regular garlic?
DirgeNovak: Still going? This game is loOoOoOong
Lukebrennan888: IRL i mean
PharaohBender27: @Simonark That scans
CaptainSpam: Play The Long Game Forward
Alephred: I believe black garlic is actually preserved garlic.
Juliamon: Lukebrennan888 It's significant. You can just pop a clove of black garlic no problem.
Lukebrennan888: so less strong?
PendelSteven: But hey, I'm relaxing and entertained
SnivianMoon: Niiiiice!
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Does it still taste like garlic?
DanielJGrouse: according to this game you can pop sever heads
TheSpindash: Just wait for LRR's new streaming series: Chobu Quest
Juliamon: It tastes... somewhat like garlic.
SnivianMoon: Huzzah!! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jeezy56: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Juliamon: But it's really its own thing
OmnipotentTrevor: Eats a lot of garlic, but also gets stronger at night. Vampire status: Inconclusive.
Lukebrennan888: YAAAAAY
myrddinthewizard: gg
constablecrab: I guess it's unsporting to stomp them out while they're on the ground.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
apantek: bro you have to help me out - the forklift guy who says he'll teach you a move at the pier at 5pm... he never shows up. what am i missing?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Huh. Interesting (I legit like the taste of garlic, to clarify)
tandtrollog: is it sharper or rounder than reg garlic?
tandtrollog: The taste i mean
Count_Nodonora: Pardon?! Master Bei?
korvys: Staminized, clearly
CaptainSpam: Master Bae.
JohnLockeCole: You can tell this isn't real combat sport because A: Neither of us is penalised for leaving the circle, and B : We have no option to *destroy* a downed opponent
constablecrab: celebratory garlic
Sarah_Serinde: Black garlic is sweet
Juliamon: It's way less sharp, more sweet
lirazel64: Master Bei is ... fishy.
Simonark: They can't have a Master Bei shun in a G-rated game
Sarah_Serinde: I've had it in gelato once and it was really good :D
tandtrollog: nice
MaladyDark: my partner has a garlic ... sensitivity. gives him all the same symptoms as lactose intolerant people who eat dairy. makes me sad as it was pretty much my favourite additive
BlightningHelix: Now the important question: Did that stall us for long enough?
OmnipotentTrevor: This man is very pointy
Wolfstrike_NL: "i am just a fisher"
korvys: Is he a cormorant fisherman?
SnivianMoon: The body check was what we learned in Bailu.
Simonark: @MaladyDark My wife does too, it's a sulfite intolerance. It can get worse, too
reptileviking: He looks like a Halloween witch
ElementalAlchemist: You must know the Body Check in order to be able to do it backward
dangerous_safety: the drunk master taught it too us
PharaohBender27: So what page got ripped out of that book?
PharaohBender27: QTE time!
Mox_Hagdorm: Ded
Blue_Anteater: @MaladyDark yo, that's me! i've just realized it tho, and it's not so bad (yet). i'm lactose intolerant too :|
MaladyDark: @Simonark yup sulfurous foods are sucha pain to avoid too
TheSpindash: @PharaohBender27 The index
PendelSteven: be faster
Lord_Hosk: Hold?
SnivianMoon: Oh, it's not stick.
SnivianMoon: It's pad.
korvys: You should take a break, and just let this happen :P
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Gamify your trash.
Lukebrennan888: lets watch ryo being punched in the face 3 times
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
Blue_Anteater: @Simonark ah, i didn't know it had a name, thank you!
TehAmelie: ah, the old days of life & throw
Mox_Hagdorm: !advice
LRRbot: Witness a beautiful dawn.
MaladyDark: boop the botty!
ElementalAlchemist: buttslam
Calaban161: First try
CaptainSpam: As a lifelong hockey fan... no, that is NOT a body check. Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: yes
morgoth_bauglyr: gotta do it 3 times of course
Juliamon: The illusion of choice
ElementalAlchemist: we are not confident in those QTEs
Simonark: @MaladyDark One they HAVE to be careful about are flu shots. Some have a sulfite base as a preservative, and my wife wound up in the ER once because of it. Some commercial seafood is preserved the same way too...
ElementalAlchemist: Perhaps we should've practiced more ExciteQTE3
Lukebrennan888: that is an unforgiving QTE
Kazman20a: i hate qte's
MaladyDark: @Simonark I'll keep the flu shot in mind, he never botehr with it, but i have been pushing him to get one
TehAmelie: well, it is "one of the most powerful moves in kung fu" we're learning
OmnipotentTrevor: This is the franchise that invented them
PendelSteven: Sweet!
PendelSteven: Dude!
TehAmelie: the bear guy is going down, like in The Shining
Lord_Hosk: Ummmm Dragon bear guy... show some respect
Laogeodritt: uhh, did I miss something, or did we basically only do a body check?
ElementalAlchemist: we got time
Wolfstrike_NL: nha we need more moneyz
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie lrrWOW
ElementalAlchemist: let's do it
dangerous_safety: We did all of that in One Day
OmnipotentTrevor: But wait, all he taught was was the move you already knew, right?
JohnLockeCole: let's get to that Hideout! *batman sting plays*
GDwarf: Um
Simonark: @maladydark As it gets worse it can also build up, a little like mercury poisoning. If they can't process it properly even small reactions can have long term consequences
TehAmelie: that's the face i was hoping for
PendelSteven: oh me
DarkMorford: Uh oh.
PharaohBender27: In before it turns out *she's* the head Red Snake
reptileviking: She's going to murder them
Simonark: She's the best character, right?
JohnLockeCole: is she a Kami?
Juliamon: Is she.... related to Shenhua?
PharaohBender27: Oh no!
constablecrab: She's not creepy AT ALL
tandtrollog: The red snakes are in another castle
DarkMorford: That smirk worries me.
GDwarf: Hello mysterious string-puller what is pulling the strings
korvys: Maybe she beat them in Face Off
TheSpindash: She's definitely the one that killed your father
Lukebrennan888: SHENHUA, please be okay
BlightningHelix: She's definitely the boss of the red snakes.
GDwarf: Lan Di killed our father
Theycallmejokke: So is that now our evil not-girlfriend
GDwarf: But I bet she runs the red snakes, yeah
Lord_Hosk: Its the letter... B
DanielJGrouse: our jackets match
Phosphatide: which girlfriend FrankerZ
PharaohBender27: What a totally unexpected twist!
TehAmelie: i'm Jack's complete lack of surprise
GDwarf: We have 3+ girlfriends, which one?
Lukebrennan888: the most casual kidnapping ever
morgoth_bauglyr: brrrp
JohnLockeCole: Does she ever take the curlers out? like they're not a full time hair accessory they're a tool that you take out when you've used them
TheSpindash: Jokes on them, hope they like a loooot of Face Off
SnivianMoon: Once again Evil will win, because Good is dumb.
CaptainSpam: "Welp, did all I could here."
BlightningHelix: Yes, you got back to the hotel at 9pm when all this happened.
PharaohBender27: @JohnLockeCole She probably forgot one night, and now they're just permanently attached :P
HydraWiggins: yeah, it's after 9!
TehAmelie: Shenhua has a real people pleasing problem. i believe the psychology term is "fawning"
PendelSteven: Of course, it's Shenmue
SnivianMoon: Someone's been kidnapped!!!! But then again, it IS bedtime.
Stoffern: My friend is kidnapped but it IS bedtime...
BlightningHelix: Also, shame we're not going to be able to play our favorite game.
DanielJGrouse: I mean, force doesn't work on Shenhua, she'll just face you off, the only way to defeat her is go for her inferior social skills
dangerous_safety: SIDE! Wait...
TheSpindash: Wait, make sure she's not in her room
Laogeodritt: Yakuza: WE CHARGE NOW Shenmue: ... maybe we'll start planning the rescue tomorrow.
Wolfstrike_NL: on her back!
OmnipotentTrevor: Shenmue 1 Ryo would have just borrowed a motorcycle and stormed that castle in the middle of the night
TheSpindash: I want to see if the devs accounted for it
GDwarf: Are these McIntosh apples?
lirazel64: Oh, Shenhua also has some skillz.
PendelSteven: We eat some apples
PendelSteven: Like, four
korvys: That is certainly a animation that hand is doing
Wolfstrike_NL: Wait, do we only pay half rent with shenmue abdcted?
TehAmelie: the apples always look fresh AF. i bet they throw them away and replace them if you don't take them
Juliamon: I think Shenhua paid her own rent
TehAmelie: right after naptime!
CaptainSpam: And now, what side is Shenhua sleep- oh, wait...
ElementalAlchemist: niao (wu) --cat
PharaohBender27: I'm going to break this railing with my hand!
morgoth_bauglyr: goodbye camera!
sniperserpent: is there... magic in this game?
GDwarf: That line did *not* match that dramatic zoom
OmnipotentTrevor: Wolfstrike_NL, unless she's been paying her own room this whole time
constablecrab: But first, gotta get my 8
DanielJGrouse: and her apples
Phosphatide: shenhua takes over after a face-off tournament
PharaohBender27: Gah, internet please
Wolfstrike_NL: Steal her appels?
Theycallmejokke: Can we take her free apples
Count_Nodonora: She's probably got them all shivering in fear from all her staring stamina.
GDwarf: sniperserpent Maybe, it's not clear yet
GDwarf: sniperserpent People sure want a matching set of sacred mirrors, though
GDwarf: And Shenhua is following a prophecy about us
Fruan: surely Kung-Fu is magic
PharaohBender27: Won't we just have a rough night due to worry?
PendelSteven: 1987
sniperserpent: i mean i want a matching set of sacred mirrors for non magical reasons
JohnLockeCole: I mean, there is Kung Fu, so I'm assuming that by the time we're eighty we'll be able to fly and shoot energy balls because that's what sufficiently advanced Kung Fu is, right?
PharaohBender27: That . . . doesn't look like a mountain so much as a rocky hill
DanielJGrouse: how many horses did he have to catch for that jacket?
GDwarf: So, wait, how do these mirrors work? Wouldn't the designs in them make them not reflect as well?
PharaohBender27: Won't they be able to tell it's counterfeit?
Theycallmejokke: Can't we like just... you know beat them up
PendelSteven: Ceci c'est le Game
CaptainSpam: He's going to call in an artillery barrage, isn't he?
TheSpindash: @CaptainSpam If by that you mean the Forklift Army, yes.
JohnLockeCole: Down by the docks?
PendelSteven: Heeelllloooo
PendelSteven: a seamen?
Academicks: Her buns are for sale LOL
OmnipotentTrevor: You know a fisherman
SnivianMoon: Oh my god
Simonark: As part of today's innuendo parade?
Theycallmejokke: Boats are near salors, time to look for salors again!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i wonder if Grandmaster Bai is a fisherman\
constablecrab: I love this bun lady
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ffs
SydPreviouslyHeadache: of course he's gone
HydraWiggins: give me your boat
TheSpindash: When I want to get taken for a ride, I prefer Marvel vs. Capcom.
Sarah_Serinde: Gee, I wonder who that is
Lukebrennan888: ask the grandmaster?
SnivianMoon: I think we found the Niaowu version of Droopy Dog.
Theycallmejokke: Of cause it have
constablecrab: it's hard times
PharaohBender27: "Not with my bad knees! You gotta kneel a lot to fix a boat!"
tandtrollog: can we swim?
HydraWiggins: observe my jacket, and respect fishing
SnivianMoon: Someone faded in on the second pier as we ran past. Like, very delayed pop in.
PendelSteven: duh
Sarah_Serinde: Also, y''ll be 3 people coming back (we hope). So that's kind of relevant
PendelSteven: Private Obvious
GDwarf: How did the *entire Red Serpent* gang cross this river?
constablecrab: You need.... a cormorant disguise!
Wolfstrike_NL: suddenly rich couple with a cruiseship show up
DanielJGrouse: "no, it's me, my friend, a wolf, a goat, and some cabbage"
GDwarf: Like, are there no bridges? No fords? Can we not swim?
SnivianMoon: Huh, that's strange. I thought I saw someone beyond the fisher.
CaptainSpam: To the other side? Why?
GDwarf: "No, I want to cross to this side"
lirazel64: That was my thought.
Calaban161: Talk to your rich freind in the hotel
Academicks: yea
TheSpindash: Well, if I've learned anything from Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing Transformed, what you really need is a Hang-On arcade cabinet.
JohnLockeCole: I mean, if we can't find a boat, maybe what we'll need to cross the river is.... some sort of.... SECRET TUNNEL!!!!
PendelSteven: A boat.
Tiber727: No, I want to make the river angry.
Askilian: Hello there !
PendelSteven: Hi
PendelSteven: We are looking for a boat
GDwarf: There's a *castle* there, that was used to administer the city. Did they take a boat across multiple times every day, rather than building a bridge?
Mox_Hagdorm: Can't find a boat. Better just swim.
Piratical_tendancies: Real human conversations here
GDwarf: Or did the bridge collapse?
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, sure looks like a lot of rough seas between here and that castle
tandtrollog: #notallboatsareequal
SnivianMoon: End game should be easy to conclude in the next stream.
Juliamon: Maybe make sure you stock up on your snake juice and stuff?
TheSpindash: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (18m from now).
TheSpindash: 18 minutes of horse stance
Lukebrennan888: Buy ALL the snake juice?
Piratical_tendancies: Go for the fabled 9-er
DanielJGrouse: Shenhua might be our not girlfriend but forklifts are our love
lirazel64: Chop wood?
Sarah_Serinde: Haha I'm on board with tihs plan
PharaohBender27: Lift them forks!
ElementalAlchemist: But we could also have pound cake
Juliamon: Time to work out our anxiety.
misslozatuff: Dem lips tho 😂
Juliamon: Do one of the gachas you haven't yet. Like, there's a dog one?
Sarah_Serinde: You can try for the gems or some other sets
Wolfstrike_NL: 9/5 lets go!!!
DanielJGrouse: we still need that Emerald P as well
tandtrollog: so exciting
PharaohBender27: Remember: if your pee is emerald-colored, see a doctor
DanielJGrouse: can't save Shenhua until we can forklift 9 crates
TheSpindash: Actually, now that Shenhua's not at the hotel, what will your end of day be like?
Anubis169: dirty corners?
Anubis169: oh myyyyyyyy
constablecrab: I wanna see a nice clean fork
CaptainSpam: That's where the game TRULY begins.
DanielJGrouse: after you beat White Dragon your next oponent is Gold Forklift
CaptainSpam: "Sir, you have NO idea what this fridge went through to make it to your home."
MaladyDark: lrrIAN_RD
SnivianMoon: Forks out... porks out?
PharaohBender27: Love how this port just ships presumably valuable vases and antiques without packaging them in any way
PharaohBender27: Also electronics\
DanielJGrouse: in this universe clearly no packaging is needed, you can slam those vases against the wall and nothing happens
tandtrollog: they are obviously just chinese counterfeits =P
SnivianMoon: Part of me wishes the forklift game had a 'damage' component to the cargo, where if you drive carelessly, you get less money for having damaged stuff. Another part of me knows that would be positively irritating.
TheSpindash: Pointlessly irritating, you say?
PharaohBender27: @tandtrollog Yeah but they presumably need to get overseas intact so gullible customers can buy them!
tandtrollog: true
Mox_Hagdorm: Um
Phosphatide: extremely precarious placement
Suhono: It's fine
Wolfstrike_NL: Everything is fine :)
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
BlightningHelix: lrrFINE
Piratical_tendancies: lrrFINE
DanielJGrouse: there has to be a Forklift Simulator game out there, right?
myrddinthewizard: lrrFINE
Phosphatide: yeah we're playing it now Kappa
Suhono: @DanielJGrouse you'll be pleased to know that not counting this one, there are multiple
Phosphatide: last spurt
Phosphatide: that impact should've definitely made that vase fall LUL
TheSpindash: Mixed reviews
Wolfstrike_NL: go for 8 yea, no more driving for the crate
Piratical_tendancies: lots of time lost being forced slow in the warehouse
PharaohBender27: Feel like it'll be tight to even ocho
CaptainSpam: Ooo.
PharaohBender27: Oh we're not ocho-ing
myrddinthewizard: wow.
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
Lord_Hosk: thats less than 9
TehAmelie: still sept-ational
PharaohBender27: You're too distracted by the trauma of your friend being held hostage
SnivianMoon: Oh gosh, the gem set gacha. I forget where.
Askilian: What. am. I. looking. at.
Phosphatide: "yeah sorry, i couldn't concentrate, my friend got kidnapped yesterday..." "oh sorry to hear that, hope you feel better tomorrow"
PendelSteven: Shenmue 3
DanielJGrouse: Ian is over this forking game
Piratical_tendancies: !y
PharaohBender27: @Askilian Did you just arrive? This is Shenmue 3. It's . . . an acquired taste
TheSpindash: Don't worry, I'm sure the entirety of the next Play It Forward will be the credits thanking all the backers
DanielJGrouse: spend all your money
PharaohBender27: And honestly I feel like I'm more entertained watching lrrIAN play this than I'd be doing it myself, aside from forklifting
Phosphatide: saving in front of the gatcha i see
Mox_Hagdorm: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
chickenace11: haven't seen Ian play this game before but there is a duck temple? i need it now. Kappa
Askilian: @PharaohBender27 Yeah I heard many things about the games, firt yime I see it playing live (aside from the demo) and... Wow. I dunno how to feel. Poor Ian :(
PendelSteven: In genuine Shenmue - save in settings
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
ElementalAlchemist: Yay!
SnivianMoon: NO SCOPED
ElementalAlchemist: I'm great!
Piratical_tendancies: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: got it in one
Juliamon: GOT IT IN ONE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
JohnLockeCole: am I a folk? I suppose so
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Phosphatide: BlessRNG
Mox_Hagdorm: Highlights!
CaptainSpam: We just beat Shenmue 3!
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SnivianMoon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: !clip
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ElementalAlchemist: Yay! It happened!
MaladyDark: lrrSACK ???
Sarah_Serinde: Askilian Ian's been having fun with this game...despite stuff like that :D
TheSpindash: !findquote emerald
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
lirazel64: AHH!
PendelSteven: Developed by Ys Net
korvys: Was that the one we were looking for?
PharaohBender27: @Askilian He's enjoying it, more or less - despite current evidence to the contrary
Anubis169: LOL
SnivianMoon: Welcome to the highlight reel!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe the kid still wants it
DanielJGrouse: well
Suhono: LUL
Stoffern: Wait...isnt that what we wanted...?
DanielJGrouse: fork
Lord_Hosk: SO...
Laogeodritt: I kind of wish I could see the reaction of anyone in the moonbase right now. =V
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xhres2: garbage day already?
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TehAmelie: i guess we have the rest of the day off now
Juliamon: Let's go find a different gacha now.
Sarah_Serinde: Stoffern Yes, we've tried a number of times to get it, it's rare if not the rarest, and after previous efforts we just got it on the first try :D
PendelSteven: GamesRadar gave it 4/5, describing it as "a magnificent, authentic, totally uncompromised sequel that crucially ignores virtually every gaming trend of the past 18 years
Armyguy0: Same as them
Phosphatide: this is where we get to say "hi youtube" right 4Head
Armyguy0: I JUST got done with vods today
PharaohBender27: @PendelSteven :D
PendelSteven: I agree, this is much like it's still on DreamCast
Askilian: @Sarah_Serinde @PharaohBender27 I just arriced in the stream so that wasn't an evidence at first, but at least I'm enjoying the stream, sooo... All is good? :D
PharaohBender27: @Askilian Indeed
Sarah_Serinde: Askilian Totally all good :)
PendelSteven: I often forget this game came out not even three months ago
DanielJGrouse: can't wait to learn that the castle is actually a location of its own, complete with gacha's, lucky hit, fishing and kung fu monks we have to beat
ElementalAlchemist: oh man
Anubis169 dances
ElementalAlchemist: Castle Lucky Hit would be amazing
PharaohBender27: @DanielJGrouse :D
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ridingthediluhorse: something something LRR reference
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PendelSteven: We should play Dragon Quest XIII on Play It Forward
SnivianMoon: Thanks so much for Streaming Ian!
TehAmelie: it's been real
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Piratical_tendancies: Byee
PendelSteven: Thanks anyhow see you seen
ElementalAlchemist: Thanks Ian!
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the stream, Ian! See you soon for the rhythming!
PharaohBender27: Well, can't make Rhythm Cafe, as I got to cook dinner - have a good evening, everyone! katesWave
DanielJGrouse: thanks for streaming, bye
Juliamon: Make sure you SAVE after that Emerald P pull!
Wolfstrike_NL: O my, that clip is GOLD :)
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES!) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1m from now).
TheSpindash: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #1494: "No! I am garbage!" —Beej [2016-01-11]
RealGamerCow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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TheSpindash: Ian is all LRR now. Ian 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Unceasing.
TehAmelie: it'll be back to soloing Le Mans this spring
Faulpyr: Eternal-Ian
Lithobraker: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for Rhythm Cafe. This week, Heather and Ian are pushing the buttons in time to the music of Barrier X. 📷 ||
TheSpindash: On Rhythm Cafe this week, we'll be defeating the Red Snakes.
Alness49: Ian-finite
SAJewers: oh man, this game
chickenace11: !quote 5008
LRRbot: Quote #5008: "Welcome to Heather's House of Lies" —Heather [2018-05-23]
BrokenGolem: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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GDwarf: Weeee'reeeee Heeeeereeee! </Adam>
HydraWiggins: ice cream
TehAmelie: hi Heather! hi again Ian!
grennysohail: i forgot i had this opened
grennysohail: the opening music scared me
Laogeodritt: More stream \o/
grennysohail: also hi
grennysohail: HAAAI
kusinohki: design the streaming office like the Serenity's pilot station?
grennysohail: how funny would it be if they want to play a rhythmn game and it turns out to just be a lets nope?
Laogeodritt: @grennysohail I was going to suggest W+P soulslike
estyl10: barrier X, very metal
Sarah_Serinde: !rhythm
SAJewers: lrrAWESOME
Laogeodritt: holy hell those resolutions
RealGamerCow: 640x480? what is this, 1998?
constablecrab: The options are optional
Stoffern: A game about personal space?
Laogeodritt: The kind of options menu that would make TotalBiscuit cry.
r10pez10: this game already looks wild
GDwarf: X Simple Barriers for Playing My Rhythm Game
estyl10: too much shake for me
GDwarf: Feels a lot like Race The Sun
Stoffern: Holy F
korvys: Feels a bit like Race the Sun
Juliamon: Race the Thumper
r10pez10: this feels just as violent as thumper
BrowneePoints: What's this!? The Decadent Man and The Boshy omega playing some heccin good games!?
TheSpindash: How many lanes are there?
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merrja: it's weird because normally you want to get on the glowy bits
TehAmelie: interesting. it's like a super fast Race the Sun
Driosenth: Is there a limit as to how are left or right you can travel?
ToastyLoaff: Its MMORPG rules. stay out of the red fire
SquareDotCube: not whythmic at all
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Alness49: Did we get the Arcade Cafe's mail again?
SAJewers: one of steam tags is rhythmic, so *shrug*
Lithobraker: This is definitely the super hexagon game loop
SAJewers: rhythm, rather
PendelSteven: it seems as rythmic as SMB3
r10pez10: space fridges