simriel: This game content is not very engaging at all I feel
ContingentCat: @Airymon I'm not someone who does this, I'm enjoying Cori and Matt's response to this
nanacomehome: i cannot imagine how i would possibly follow this game if it were not literally based on my job
Mysticman89: Can you connect the neural part of one to another, or literally only to itself?
simriel: @nanacomehome I am almost completely lost
Airymon: I mean I guess its cheaper than some machine learning bootcamps and technically offers the same level of depth Kappa
raven534: I can kind of follow this because I spent like two weeks studying this
nanacomehome: i feel like that's the natural reaction to this
fracassio: @RealGamerCow It feels like it was made by someone who heard a very bad explanation of how a Zachtronic game is.
nanacomehome: like i have a masters in this and i am not having an easy time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a point to *not* training an AI to max?
RaklarLS: oh no.
itomeshi: "If you can read this you've almost finished the game?"
furian12: It feels weird to have such a big field of research turned into a game... and done pretty accurately too
itomeshi: O_o
nanacomehome: @Laserbeaks_Fury yeah if you "overfit" to your training data you'll perform worse on new data you haven't seen
Ballistic_Meatball: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Daymare: 1998) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (12m from now).
Juliamon: I do wish G was here to read the emails as Dave's Spokesman
nanacomehome: and your model/AI won't generalize
Stoffern: Finally free of the ambient music!
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RaklarLS: if you train it too much, it will only find what you trained it for, so it lack flexibility to detect outliers or less accurate sequences
RaklarLS: it lacks*
namagem1: Jokes aside, this game wasn't awful, but it could have been much better with some basic QA
Naarius: She knows....
itomeshi: Cheer100 Cheer100 Well, now you know AI/ML better than many of my programming coworkers, so congrats! I think?
Despoiler98: !nice
ContingentCat: katesNice
simriel: I've never been bored during Talking Sim before... I guess that's a new experience.
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Daymare: 1998) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (11m from now).
wildpeaks: I liked the idea of the game, needs some more iterating on it
itomeshi: It's not telling you why any of this is important, or HOW to actually use it.
RaklarLS: it needs a game, goddamn it.
ContingentCat: Editors: not useless
korvys: If it's like other games of this type, the side paths are more interesting - You stuck to the main path
wildpeaks: maybe it used to be a mobile game where you're meant to play only 1-2 level at a time ?
Airymon: The game just throws ML terminology to you. In the end youre just left connecting whatever black boxes you currently have available. Doesnt matter what they say on them.
RaklarLS: bye!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Daymare: 1998) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the learning, fellow carbon-based entities
Alahmnat: neat, Manhole XD
Airymon: So Id say it does a really bad job at teaching you anything about this stuff.
RealGamerCow: The hosting has been so messed up lately, it's weird, but fun
Earthenone: !card daymare
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
wildpeaks: given the name ... is it a dating sim ? :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: I haven't heard the term "manhole" used in so long, it just sounds dirty now
RaklarLS: it teaches you the key works you need to blurt out whenever someone talks to you about it, if you need to sound smart for a moment
TheMerricat: I missed the stream chat, did they ever mention the game Human Resource Machine as a 'better' alternative to this?
wildpeaks: yes it came up
wildpeaks: (in chat)
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Daymare: 1998) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
Juliamon: Chat frequently suggested better ML alternatives.
TheMerricat: heheh so when I catch the vod I'll have to pay close attention to chat, I like this type of game but not this particular game.
wildpeaks: chat was a gradient descent of suggestions
TehAmelie: i like that the "most recent video" twitch suggests is Mine o clock, with James' giant block head in the thumbnail
simriel: Really? For some reason I have Rhythm Cafe as my most recent
TheMerricat: shenmue here. :)
Juliamon: Oh Twitch.
simriel: Did twitch forget what Linear Time was
TehAmelie: it's usually the stream that was the last when you refreshed the page last
RaklarLS: twitch has been aggregating stuff into weird chapters now? is this normal»
Mysticman89: Maybes it shows the most recent as of when you first loaded the page, and that doesn't change if you sit through multiple recent streams
TehAmelie: i just like James' giant head getting exposure
wildpeaks: if that game Fugi was playing the other day taught us anything, that means it's totally not just a server bug, but you all are coming from different parallel universes :D
TheMerricat: @RaklarLS are you refering to the Road Quest Q&A and it's chapters? They do that whenever you update the stream category (Title?)I think
Juliamon: Yeah, changing the stream category automatically creates chapters.
RaklarLS: @TheMerricat every once in a while, the last few streams get aggregated
wildpeaks: I'm so glad they added chapters, makes watching agdq vods much easier
Juliamon: Usually it's because they went online before the change registered, or forgot to update it before going live
TehAmelie: ooh, it's raining outside
Juliamon: yeah I made heavy use of chapters for SGDQ last year
TehAmelie: off with the winter snow, pls
Perivale: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Daymare: 1998) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (53s from now).
Juliamon: So... anyone know anything about this game?
Seagulyus: it sounds like a trash game tbh
Amentur: Snow is still better than freezing rain. Snow isolates and you can shake it off. Rain is just cold and wet
TehAmelie: i think i remember seeing it in the store
Perivale: watch and spoop?
TehAmelie: back when there was game stores
wildpeaks: name sounds familiar
OriginalGarwulf: Their use of the word "fresh"...I do not think it means what they think it means.
TehAmelie: ha, a false memory apparently
Pteraspidomorphi: Wow, precise
Juliamon: The last time we saw a "90s" game it was Graham playing that... thing....
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
OriginalGarwulf: Recycling the plot from Resident Evil is not "fresh."
simriel: @Juliamon Which Thing was this?
Pteraspidomorphi: How did machine unlearning end? Continuing next week? I had to go shower
Juliamon: simriel Back in 1995
Seagulyus looks at the trailer OriginalGarwulf linked
Paranundrox: When was the Blade Runner game that Cori played from?
Seagulyus: why is ben in resident evil?
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iggySPLOSION: Forsooth and shit
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Juliamon: The Bladerunner game was legitimately old, not old-"style"
Fruan: Time for NOPE!
simriel: @Pteraspidomorphi I think we have more chance of going back to The Quivering than going back to That
YawnLance: Hey friends! benginSpoop
Seagulyus: OH that isnt a trailer its the dev playing the game
Pteraspidomorphi: Good!
OriginalGarwulf: Can we have more of the Blade Runner game? That one is kind of amazing in its own way (not least of which because it was one of the first movie games that was actually, well, GOOD.)
Seagulyus: *the dev is streaming the game on steam* he's about to have his world rocked on twitch as 250ish people are going to see his game be played
dungeonmaster099: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
OriginalGarwulf: (I'm old enough to remember it coming out. I didn't play it, but I did watch somebody else play it for a while.)
djalternative: umm?
CastleOtranto: HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR HahaShrugRight
namagem1: Hey guys, first letsnope! lrrCHKN
djalternative: weird. I think my sub got eaten
Naarius: lrrSPOOP
Juliamon: djalternative Maybe you need to refresh?
Despoiler98: OMG
Naarius: nyan?
ehsteveG: rawr XD bois
Despoiler98: NYAAAA?????
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Faulpyr: I missed my Nice sub, so here's a Nice+1 sub
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BusTed: yoooo
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Alness49: Let's Nyan
NimrodXIV: HahaGingercat
Kikazi: I... wha... huh? .......Cute
asthanius: Road Quest changed these bois
korvys: Let Us Nope!
LegionofLashes: starting right meow!
Nigouki: this is moe~ as fuck
silvalunae snorts
Orgmastron: Nyaaa~!
MagicWarluck: Fans of Cats? :O
silvalunae: Moe Moe CUTE
wildpeaks: ever forward, never learning
DolGrenn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
DolGrenn: Spoopsie-daisy!
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BusTed: nyeah
CastleOtranto: Are you kitten me right meow?
Diabore: adam says, wearing cat ears
Ukon_Cairns: miasUwU whats this
IsaTheEngie: bogotterLove bogotterLove bogotterLove
Laserbeaks_Fury: Meowdy do!
enki1256: Lovely ears.
GreenMittenz: Adam looks good with cat ears. As does Ben but I expect it more.
MagicWarluck: Let's Meowp?
RavingPenguin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 54 month streak!
RavingPenguin: My two favorite spoop bois!!!
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Diabore: 7
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh hello spoop bois! love the ears!
djalternative: @Juliamon it keeps just eating my message when I press enter
TheMerricat: 7/10 Steam 62% Metacritic
Darleysam: Let's Nope: Same yesterday, today, and always
ehsteveG: I called nightmares during the day "napmares"
Kramburger: Oh we'll be the judge of THAT
JeremyNoell subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
JeremyNoell: <3
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NightValien28: steam ratings are as trustworthy as cats
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lightmares
Rhynerd: I’ve seen this game in action elsewhere.
RaklarLS: overwhelmingly mediocre?
Orgmastron: OH NO
Juliamon: Aggressively average
Despoiler98: oh dear
korvys: I want to see low-budget Mr X
BusTed: Open up the trash chute.
Mr_Bitterness: I thought Watch and Play is tomorrow
Naarius: It's the preamble to Watch & Play
CastleOtranto: What if you have to paws the game? Better 'nip that in the bud.
RaklarLS: oh nooooo, I love it.
Rhynerd: It’s solid from what I saw of it.
jessieimproved: Watch and Nope
Despoiler98: its too early for garbage day
YawnLance: Corgo100 Bits for my favourite spoopy... catboys? This really is a daymare benginSpoop
silvalunae: oh yeah it was bad
enki1256: I love the steam description for this game.
Fruan: I thought Watch and Play was on Wednesdays.
Kramburger: This is how W+P split off from Alex's stream, you're digging your own graves
Mysticman89: it was functional at least
Naarius: D:
Juliamon: !clip
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Ukon_Cairns: lrrWOW
NightValien28: WOW
BusTed: 👀
Erudite_Cynic: bam
itomeshi: um..... uh oh.
aWabbajack: lrrBEN cohhBeer zekeHI lrrADAM cohhBeer
Orgmastron: GOTTEM
enki1256: DAYMARE: 1998 is a third-person survival horror game that recreates the mood of iconic titles from the '90s, with a fresh storyline. An incident that turns a small town into a deadly zone, three characters to play with and little time to find the truth, before its mutated citizens abruptly end your mission.
djalternative: AAAhh! Why won't twitch let me post a sub message!
CastleOtranto: Is there a claws in the EULA about this?
optmisticnihilist: burn the ones you love
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
enki1256: Zombies.
silvalunae: called tf aout
WizardZedd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
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Naarius: I'm telling
Kramburger: HAHAHAHAHA, Good Joke GOKU
Pteraspidomorphi: Final Fantasy X?
Despoiler98: SUMMON THE HEADSLAPPING KATHLEEN
silvalunae does the summon kathleen dance
namagem1: I love SWSH, in spite of its controversies
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yusuke is bad, persona's fine
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Pteraspidomorphi: I get that reference and I wish I didn't
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: neko-adam
NightValien28: don't do this ben
CastleOtranto: Both of you have whiskers on fleek
Diabore: did adam just groom?
BusTed: seabatYIKES
silvalunae . . . goes to google
Ukon_Cairns: seabatCHOICE
Erudite_Cynic: ABORT
BusTed: Big Gulps, eh?
korvys: Calico is also a cat thing, yes
asthanius: do your godDAMN research on your bits!
namagem1: I literally just noticed the cat ears
YawnLance: benginCry
KaenOjin: rooScream rooScream
namagem1: what's up with that
Erudite_Cynic: cancel Bit
TrueTransSoulAlesha: the cats ears are too powerful.
silvalunae: oh lord he's right
estyl10: cat ears :O
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ouch
aWabbajack: ??
Kramburger: ?????
asthanius: ?????????????
Juliamon: Ben no
estyl10: ????
Naarius: ?????????
Alness49: ???
seth_erickson: ???????
Mr_Bitterness: Was the cat ear colors deliberately coordinated?
Juliamon: Ben
BusTed: twenty-seven question marks?
Armyguy0: ??????????????????
namagem1: ?????
KenKopin: Cats are Jelicale because they are Angelic
GreenMittenz: testing out a new pair of headphones so wish me luck?
silvalunae: x?
Juliamon: Stop ?s
aWabbajack: lrrBEN cohhFlower lrrADAM cohhBeer
asthanius: Couldn't you have gone left?
CastleOtranto: This game mite have bugs
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Why aren't your headphones on your ears?
DolGrenn: You only FEEL like an idiot?????????????????
Amentur: Why did you say that, Ben???????
SpectralData: why didn't you go left?
Laserbeaks_Fury: WHy didn't you just win the game?
Alness49: Why didn't you play a better game???
Armyguy0: benginButt ?
Erudite_Cynic: "Missed a chest"
seth_erickson: If it were me I would have done X
SharkHero08: The phrase 'Gellical Cats' was made up for the story that inspired CATS. It basically means alley/vagrant cat
newmetanerd: ah yes cats the horrorest of films
CastleOtranto: If you get too scared, can you flea?
BusTed: This is the Arthur problem.
simriel: This is Mr Crabs all over again
djalternative: @Juliamon can I whisper you what my sub message is supposed to be to try and figure out why it won't go through
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nailed it
Naarius: At least you tried
silvalunae slow clap
asthanius: Ben Ulmer: Defeated by mirrors
Juliamon: djalternative I don't know that I'd be able to help, but if you'd like
MilkInBag: adam's what's wrong with your headphones
BusTed: I must know what H.A.D.E.S. Dead End is.
Darleysam: m'ture *tips hat*
TrueTransSoulAlesha: mature or manure?
korvys: !cw
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xixyz: trauma
Pteraspidomorphi: Even the cool game Ben played with Cori did that
CastleOtranto: This games should tell an interesting tail
MilkInBag: is that a gungeon shirt?
jessieimproved: Yeap, Livescream on Penny Arcade
Lithobraker: Whylst would you do that Adam? lrrBERJ
thehighsloth: yay spoopy time my favorite show
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought I could watch around!?
BusTed: pennyWhat
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Kramburger: Adam could beat up most of Penny Arcade, TBF
estyl10: stolen jokes
Ukon_Cairns: dont worry adam, you're also your 2 least favorite. theres only 2. seabatCHOICE
DolGrenn: Can't compete? They said you were 2 of the faves
rasterscan subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
rasterscan: Happy new year to the wholesomest spoop boys. lrrHEART
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kumatsu: I have... opinions on the PA comic
MilkInBag: is this game gonna suck? seabatCHOICE
Pteraspidomorphi: This has legitimately been my favorite show for years, since Alex days
CastleOtranto: Hey chat, wasn't this intro purrfect?
garahine: LUL LUL LUL
Faulpyr: You ARE the LRR comics!
Cobble_Lord: Sdam Aavidan
LegionofLashes: oof your new emote
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN is great, take that back ben
BusTed: seabatPjorg
aWabbajack: zekeYES
Dezinkled: seabatCHOICE
Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Vyous: seabatCHOICE
SharkHero08: seabatPjorg
BusTed: Wow, Erudite getting the callouts.
unfamiliarpatterns: Keepo Keepo
Juliamon: How DARE... ok, good, you remembered seabatPjorg
Keeper_of_Ravens: brownSPOOKY
Erudite_Cynic: wait, both the emotes I made are the good ones?
MWGNZ: slytqKnife slytqKnife_HF
CastleOtranto: nescarComm nescarAnd
MilkInBag: @Erudite_Cynic what's your other one
Ukon_Cairns: benginWat
Neisan29: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:52.
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Erudite_Cynic: I made Pjorg
gamercat88: lrrHERE
Naarius: octoSum octoMon
Erudite_Cynic: well I put a hat on a trog
CastleOtranto: I think I'm out of cat puns, but at least I'm feeling feline.
unfamiliarpatterns: RaccAttack
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:12 PM
Erudite_Cynic: so suck it milk
Kramburger: Big deal, I put a hat on a troglodyte every day seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: I am great
MilkInBag: @Erudite_Cynic I'm cool with it
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Twitch refuses to let me post a sub message for some reason. Can I just @ you the message?
kumatsu: gamers actively motion blurring
chicky49 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
chicky49: Just watched the last episode of Road Quest, thank you guys for the awesome show!!
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Stop turning on mothion blur by default! why do games do it?
CastleOtranto: Gamers love motion blurring and two day shipping
Erudite_Cynic: passengers
iggySPLOSION: lens flare? get that JJ Abrams shit outta here
Pteraspidomorphi: I recently played a game with Motion Blur off by default and everyone was thanking the devs on their discord, it was hilarious
RaklarLS: i did not realize 1998 was part of the title, and not the year of release.
RealGamerCow: I half expected the Lens Flare options to be "Yes" and "MORE"
Erudite_Cynic: didn't even DRIVE
aldruon: What if you could turn off the illusion of choice options? and Keys, also keys
mynameisie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
mynameisie: RIP cat ear users
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Naarius: That's ominous
Ukon_Cairns: well thank you for showing up Adam and Ben seabatPjorg
Lithobraker: Let's get some chromatic abberation up in here
MilkInBag: if you have issues writing a good story, just add motion blur to your game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wooooow
BusTed: rude
Naarius: lrrWOW
tenthtechpriest: wow rude
Erudite_Cynic: That sounds as dumb as a Town name in Sask
SilentOptimist: yikes
FireFlower18: special eyes, calling it now
Rhynerd: That’s one demerit, game.
iggySPLOSION: this menu wishes it was wolfenstein
CastleOtranto: Keen Site? Wasn't that where webcomics were hosted in 1999?
jessieimproved: The Dark LAAADy
MilkInBag: hardcore gamer
samwonk: Mission Accomplished!
ehsteveG: Jokes on them!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I already do.
Pteraspidomorphi: That seems the most genuine!
ritchards: oh, I think we already hate them
I_Am_Clockwork: wow this game sucks already
rasterscan: Trying waaaay too hard.
TrueTransSoulAlesha: get that bread!
Kramburger: I don't think you'll need the hardest difficulty to hate the developers
Alness49: Look, game. I don't know if this is behaviour you WANT to encourage.
Mysticman89: no control over aim mode on daymare eiuther
jessieimproved: Aim mode assist
Laserbeaks_Fury: Agent of H.A.D.E.S.
namagem1: Oh god I just unlocked an emote I already had through the roulette
Orgmastron: Denigrating people who choose easy mode in 2020 ResidentSleeper
CastleOtranto: Pager or insulin monitor?
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
Laserbeaks_Fury: You don't want to run out of HUD
BusTed: Signed, Liver.
ponbern: lrrADAM_TK
FireFlower18: oh no
CasperFree: Just got notified I was gifted a Sub! Love you guys, can’t wait for PPR I’m Friday!
Seagulyus: unless the hud is ginormous
estyl10: oh god i hate these screens
asthanius: HEXACORE
Vyous: Hexacore!
BusTed: HEXACORE
Drathak: Oh jeez
optmisticnihilist: There's was point and click flash game series titled daymare town that was black and white..... I'm leaning towards the flash games was better.
iggySPLOSION: AEGIS
Erudite_Cynic: wow
Erudite_Cynic: wooooooow
Kramburger: "Some of our players have limited time and don't want to beat their head against a wall? What a bunch of WUSSES!"
SilentOptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sir_jack_DB: this is so fucking dumb I love it
I_Am_Clockwork: someone reeeeealy wishes they were making a RE game, huh?
aldruon: someone really wanted their acronym to spell Hades
jessieimproved: We have a commercial here in the states, for sunglasses, and the guy says "In a tactical situation"
MillerDark: Isn't that a League thing?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are you badass enough to save the President?
RaklarLS: is hexacore umbrella or bcaa?
TrueTransSoulAlesha: ah watch and nope. i'm glad it's back.
ThePerrBearr: Clan - des - tine
asthanius: clan-dehs-tine
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MilkInBag: already better than all Resident Evils
DolGrenn: clan-des-tin
jessieimproved: So now we say "in a tactical situation" all the time, just like this voice
itomeshi: kinda
Grevas13: @I_Am_Clockwork that was their goal. it's an "homage"
itomeshi: almost
MinniChii: did we just start?
samwonk: Liev Shreiber is in this game?
unfamiliarpatterns: oops a word
Dog_of_Myth: Subscribe to Hexacore facts? Yes please
Pteraspidomorphi: A CPU with 6 cores?
Erudite_Cynic: 2 horribles?
MinniChii: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:49.
Zanaide: This sounds like the plot to the RE movie
Erudite_Cynic: wow
Laserbeaks_Fury: Red Queen?
asthanius: Dunno. What's Hexacore with you? Kappa
TrueTransSoulAlesha: hexacore is a six sided core.
CompletelyUnsure: !uptime
sir_jack_DB: oh it's deep! there's chess!
BusTed: You know, like quadrucore, but more.
FireFlower18: Ben nailed the voice
Kramburger: This is literally the RE movie
Earthenone: hexacore gamers love free 2 day shipping
ThePerrBearr: ooo, voice acting
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: doesn't look... awful
iggySPLOSION: step one of chess is make good moves
Darleysam: it's the new musical phenomenon
samwonk: Why is the janitor narrating?
I_Am_Clockwork: google-ing Hexacore gives me adds for a 6-cored computer
Darleysam: rapping about six-sided objects and stuff
Dog_of_Myth: "Cleaner"
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's his queen?
Mysticman89: Ideally you'll want a 6 core processor, aka a hexacore, to play this game.
Erudite_Cynic: Cleaner? he is a janitor
RaklarLS: hexacore is a 6 sided die
Kramburger: Looky looky, I move my Rook-y
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Pteraspidomorphi: I_Am_Clockwork: As a server admin I encounter the term regularly
tenthtechpriest: EXPOSITION EXPOSITION
MilkInBag: she has a management doctorate
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Gulleko: an experiment gone wrong? in a horror game?! *checks off bingo square*
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jessieimproved: Dammit I'mma doctor
optmisticnihilist: i'm a doctor not a game maker
CasperFree: Start with Checkmate; you’ll never lose
Earthenone: a rebecca sandwich!
gibbousm: Some Magnitude? Large Magnitude? Small Magnitude?
BusTed: HAAADEeeesssss
Kramburger: "I'm a science Doctor that also makes Guns and Bioweapons!"
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Nigouki: that sure was exposition
Naarius: Trying to get the wave going
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LegionofLashes: a problem of some magnitude...but which magnitude? i don't respond unless its at least 8
dylan16807: I like that they threw in the word 'corrosive' for no reason
Stoffern: Code Blue doesn't sound that bad
gibbousm: HADES for when you can't afford STARS to deal with your zombie problem
thraximore: defib them! it's a cold blue!
MilkInBag: snake? SNAKE?
jessieimproved: And we're just going to ignore the skull-adjacent faces
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was almost a Jorden sandwich!
Kramburger: Isn't a Code Blue a heart attack?
Dog_of_Myth: Dummy Thicc
CompletelyUnsure: Sound meter? A stealth game?
samwonk: This is the fourth introductory narration.
TrueTransSoulAlesha: ah yes i think that they're infected with some kind of zombie virus that works based on magic science
MilkInBag: what's wrong with his face
simriel: Ah look, it's Not S.T.A.R.S
I_Am_Clockwork: getting some F.E.A.R. vibes too
ardias014: That all sounded like a single word with 50 syllables
BusTed: damn
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damn...the gas
RobotInProgress: GAS! GAS! GAS!
I_Am_Clockwork: but F.E.A.R. was a good game XD
MachCaliber: This a spooky zomboy game??
aldruon: Hades doesn't respond unless the problem is at least a 6/9 :P
Erudite_Cynic: Inhabitant Wickedness
Nigouki: wow, that guy's face is puckered in
I_Am_Clockwork: thems some faces
MilkInBag: the pilot is russian norman reedus
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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote gas
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Metalupis: ready for Pax South Ben?
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CasperFree: lrrFINE
Calaban161: @LoadingReadyRun Why the ears?
Grevas13: that dude is coked out jeremy renner
LegionofLashes: these guys sure look chipper
Kramburger: My boi took an ugly stick to the face
Trakshvar: And yet both amerika and russia has tons of the stuff laying around for "research" :P
TrueTransSoulAlesha: why does everyone's face look so horrifying
Erudite_Cynic: Christopher walkin?
CastleOtranto: The labartry
RaklarLS: is this a game of "guess the wesker"!
Darleysam: the blandest, whitest guy in the room? Toe to tip, that's a video game protatonist!
CasperFree: @calaban161 Why not?
ThePerrBearr: nah, masked dude is gonna die. cause that all masked dude do
BusTed: It was a dark and stormy night.
Diabore: those faces are so bad
Drathak: Priority level sepia
Earthenone: o hope we are not the idiot not wearing a gas mask on THIS mission
MilkInBag: ah yes, Christopher Walkin with the Irishman treatment
iggySPLOSION: Damn, the so-called gas!
Juliamon: A seatbelt? In 1998?
Calaban161: @CasperFree true.
aWabbajack: It
Erudite_Cynic: is this localized?
sir_jack_DB: oh NO the animations
jessieimproved: Priority does not indicate danger or difficulty you know
aWabbajack: It's Hjunk
optmisticnihilist: Oh no were Link
MilkInBag: "battlefield"
ritchards: PC not modelled so you can project yourself into them!
CasperFree: Seatbelt? In this economy?
RaklarLS: liev -> EVIL. shocking
asthanius: "If I were a betting man I bet that I'd bet on a better bet than that, I bet."
optmisticnihilist: nevermind
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh
KenKopin: H.A.D.E.S. is attacking the Uncanny Valley.
Kramburger: More like Albert WISKER... y'know... because of the cat ears?
BusTed: Yeah, Liev.
I_Am_Clockwork: Of corse his name is Crane
TrueTransSoulAlesha: SANDMAN
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TrueTransSoulAlesha: is that fire why he looks that way?
Lithobraker: Chemical weapons are more covered under the Chemical Weapons Convention.
Erudite_Cynic: wow
Drathak: LOL
jessieimproved: Damn these faces
Vyous: What the fuck is this?
samwonk: Aaaagh.
asthanius: They're all trying to be the protagonist and failing
Stoffern: That escalated?
simriel: This dialogue seems... Not good
Diabore: these peoples have ISSUES
OriginalGarwulf: So are we on introduction #3 or 4?
MilkInBag: this game....sucks..IT RULES
Mr_Bitterness: This dude is named Raven
Stevie_T: Is this just actually Sandman the wrestler LUL
sir_jack_DB: 4RGO
Laserbeaks_Fury: Home Feild Advantage
jessieimproved: See, Ben saved this game for you Adam because he loves you
sir_jack_DB: really :p
itomeshi: Exposition, exposition...
MachCaliber: This game SQUAWKS
Zalthia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:09.
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we going to get everyone killed again?
Erudite_Cynic: I didn't expect Watch & Play two nights in a row
gamercat88: adam has been charging up for this, over 9000
Kramburger: lrrADAM This game SUCKS! lrrADAM
RaklarLS: sandman and raven, edgelords inc.
MilkInBag: what are the odds of the helicopter exploding before we get back
Grevas13: this game went from zero to garbage real quick
Zalthia: What’s going on why are they cats
Trakshvar: Was Argo on the chopper reallyspelled with a 4?
Darleysam: hades nutz
Kramburger: Schodinger's Steve
LegionofLashes: ok ben, if metal music starts playing RUN
TrueTransSoulAlesha: everyone's names are chosen by the developer's 14 year old edgy son.
ritchards: oh hey, game play!
Kramburger: !bingo
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samwonk: And...gameplay reached at 4:21.
Earthenone: its 2020, market trends and synergy demand cat ears
LegionofLashes: thats all i know about playing as a gas mask guy in Resident evil
Diabore: @MilkInBag either that or we are left here to die
Pteraspidomorphi: They're jellicle cats, Zalthia, fitting for Let's Nope
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Grevas13: PAWNCH
BusTed: Haha.
FireFlower18: lol i just fired up trope bingo myself
Nigouki: no, Dead Space is at least good
BusTed: isaac plees
Zanaide: Isaac pls
Earthenone: can we get off the edge?
tenthtechpriest: but where is the stomp
Mr_Bitterness: It's not Dead Space unless you can stomp and say FUCK YOUR MARKER
MilkInBag: adam, stop ruining the immersion
RaklarLS: the audio is so panned to each side, jesus
fastlane250: So last time I got to tune in to a let’s nope, there were different hosts. :/
ehsteveG: Isaac Yankem is that you? Kappa
thraximore: Oh mannnnn
accountmadeforants: Ooh, Watch + Play starts early this week.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, are we Peridot?
Nigouki: can you play Pokemon GO on that? Kappa
Grevas13: does raven's backstory count as "irrelevant heartstrings tugging?"
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ritchards: Helps to have a map
tenthtechpriest: play the game like a millennial staring at their phone? big mood
MilkInBag: so this is zelda
Trakshvar: I do like the in game menu design tough. Looks cool
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you play Pong on it, like Commander Keen?
TheMerricat: So, spiritual successor to RE, stealing storylines from RE and FEAR, and using animations and UI from Dead Space, this will go well....
Omthebox: I actually really like that UI
Calaban161: Tablet Invetory so inovative
dragoon3zero: does that mean that everything else also still moves?
Nigouki: yay hexagonal hallways
Questhere: thats some sweet tech for 1998
rasterscan: As usual, the horror game with military personnel starts you with... next to zero ammo.
Erudite_Cynic: this is you facility, why do you not have a map
Nigouki: so that's what hexacore means
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: come on, lock behind you
rasterscan: What do they pack these poor troops with?
MilkInBag: that's normal human muscle, you know games don't exagerate
ehsteveG: It's a known fact that all members of HADES are on the gas brother
aWabbajack: time for some Popcorn
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aldruon: brb, gonna go make brownies. who wants some? :P
ritchards: cut scene... move forward... cut scene... now that's game play!
TehAmelie: the posture we back in school used to call "please drop those refrigerators"
Lithobraker: Who the hell puts a loading bay down the stairs?
sir_jack_DB: aaaa I love our character's voice so much
simriel: is this a Stoic Protag?
LegionofLashes: damnit i have sanity meter instead of stamina bar
MilkInBag: that's me after holidays
TZTFG: Just got here. Why do you think it sucks so far?
BusTed: He's all gooey.
Laduswala: Loving the cat ears.. sorta makes up for how bad this game looks
TheMerricat: What is the gameplay to cutscene ratio so far? 1 sec to 10?
Grevas13: i'm not down on any of the gameplay yet, but they don't get a pass on garbage writing just because they're trying to be 90s.
namagem1: lrrCHKN
NimrodXIV: sucks to be you
BusTed: "sucks to be you"
simriel: Al Powel?
I_Am_Clockwork: sucks to suck, I guess
MilkInBag: I'm dying. That's unfortunate
simriel: As in...
samwonk: You... you found one.
Kramburger: 2 Stoic 4 Me
simriel: The guy from Die Hard?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "SUrvivors, there we no survivors
GraceTveit: Thanks Marvin
Metalupis: super dead
Diabore: super dead
Invitare: and then he went to sleep
itomeshi: Good job... asking questions.
MilkInBag: HAHAHHA
Rhynerd: Ded
Diabore: BEN
BusTed: welp
tenthtechpriest: BEN
Naarius: lrrWOW
Rynehawk: DED
gibbousm: WHY BEN!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
TrueTransSoulAlesha: holy shit.
Erudite_Cynic: that was the job
silvalunae: welp
NightValien28: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
ImmortalLen: WHY BEN?!
Earthenone: that was the quest
SilentOptimist: BibleThump
Nigouki: it gave you an objective to shoot him
Questhere: are.. are we the baddies?
silvalunae: what, oh noooo
IsaTheEngie: Goodbye forever!
Neisan29: BEN WHY!!!
Terminator_8464: I mean, that tends to happen when you shoot things :V
hwdesperado: It told you to
ImmortalLen: YOU MONSTER!
belladante_: wow ben why'd you kill him
Nigouki: look top left
Erudite_Cynic: it was a quest objective
exaltedchampion: rest your eyes, dear friend. Rest them FOREVER
spurius: well he is not tired anymore
DolGrenn: Welp, no survivors here
chicky49: OH GOD WHY!
LegionofLashes: whelp
simriel: Al Powell is the name of a Die Hard character
BusTed: benginRip
silvalunae: ohhhh noooooo
MilkInBag: ONE OF US
Meyari: You were supposed to do that?
enki1256: BEN YOU MONSTER.
TheMerricat: It told you to Ben. @LoadingReadyRun
Rynehawk: i just called 9-1-1
jessieimproved: You know that means he was definitely going to be a zombie
Neisan29: lrrFINE
Diabore: well, now he can rest his eyes for forever
ritchards: that was the point, yeah
Laduswala: BEN NO
Erudite_Cynic: seabatCHOICE
TrueTransSoulAlesha: he knows too much
ImmortalLen: Wooooooow
chicky49: oh, I guess murder is fine then...
MilkInBag: seabatCHOICE indeed
tenthtechpriest: is this a renegade run?
Earthenone: no witnesses
TheMerricat: Clean up Adam, Clean up.
ThePerrBearr: chances are, he was about to turn
Rhynerd: Company policy.
Kramburger: We're going full No Witnesses mode
BlindProphet32: seabatCHOICE
dungeonmaster099: there ben and james on the wall
NightValien28: note to self, never trust ben during the zombie apocalypse
thraximore: ooooooh realistic ammunition?
Kramburger: Oh hey Gears of War
TZTFG: Ben maybe this game lets you drive the rover
alstides: Amazing.
MilkInBag: bitten
Erudite_Cynic: you are the cleanup team
Laduswala: Ben, don't forget the cat ears
optmisticnihilist: define "good"
gamercat88: we have HADES on our arm so might not be good guys
TheMoatman: Steve?
TheMoatman: That sounded like Steve Blum
ThePerrBearr: YOU KILLED SHAWN?!
Kramburger: Wow, Ben bailed on the Cat ears bit hey?
aWabbajack: Press X to Shaaaaaaun
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you soft lovk yourself?
ehsteveG: Shawn was an asshat anyways, probably
BusTed: slytqShrug
toomanybears: id like to see them play the game gtfo
Darleysam: "who are you with?" "HADES" "Hades?" "Hades nutz" lrrHORN_SG lrrHORN_SG lrrHORN_SG
Lithobraker: Ben, I found out that Burger King will give you 10 nuggies for only $1.50! And they're way better than McDs nugs
Mysticman89: yeah fallout games let you, but its pretty disincentivised to just murder everyone
Kramburger: Edgelord count is US
TheMoatman: Okay, less like him now
Terminator_8464: 🐱🐱
itomeshi: Um... some of us are named Shawn. Please don't kill us?
toomanybears: the game looks really scary and intense
MilkInBag: LUL
n3ther: Adam is somehow even cuter with cat ears Keepo
Rhynerd: @toomanybears i have a feeling they’d end up wanting to do that game as a Crossing the Stream game.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The 90's were a different time
wynternyghtynggale: nice cat ears
AranMathai: I always side with House and the Institute in NV/4. //shrug
MilkInBag: we're a total weeb
gamercat88: Beej
Kramburger: WHY is this HERE?!
thraximore: This game's writing is something
NimrodXIV: that paper is not written in Japanese
ehsteveG: ADMIRAL SHINJI????
Pteraspidomorphi: Honor desu
n3ther: lore? who needs it
belladante_: ahahaha wow
Diabore: ben i need you to kill one more person for a bingo square
Grevas13: damn. my card has crazy -german- scientist.
Laduswala: Wow, that voiceacting though
Calaban161: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrFINE lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Ukon_Cairns: there is no meaning: only lore mogsSmeel
Erudite_Cynic: who is this bargain basement Steve Blum Clone?
korvys: I believe "Fuck Lore" is typically known as "Fan Fiction"
Mysticman89: did the second page talk about japanese words being translateD?
Laserbeaks_Fury: daaaaamn
BusTed: 🔋
Juliamon: Generator, check
OriginalGarwulf: Is is bad that I want to hear that note read by Mako a la the opening to Conan the Barbarian?
dragoon3zero: the first NOPE of the night was self-inflicted
sir_jack_DB: 0-generator in a hot minute
Orgmastron: Gotta turn on the generator!
Kramburger: @korvys I think you mean Slash Fic
TrueTransSoulAlesha: if he was innocent he wouldn't work here
LegionofLashes: woo got something on the bingo card
Mysticman89: "R U health fluid" ?
Laduswala: Consumable = edible?
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Alness49: You will be ashamed of their words and deeds
Mysticman89: NO i'm not health fluid game
Rerout343: Hey Adam, now that it's out on Switch, I'm giving Dauntless a try for the first time. Any advice for a new player to get started?
gamercat88: damn the gas
korvys: @Kramburger I believe convention is that "slash" only covers same-sex fuck lore.
Kramburger: "If it were us, we would simply not need to heal"
Laserbeaks_Fury: How long until we find the "Hide" prompt, or is this just going to be a shoot em up
chicky49: You cannot handle my video games traveler!
Kramburger: @korvys AH *Takes notes furiously*
Rhynerd: Useless wooden boxes sighted
iggySPLOSION: J Phelps is Dr Evil
Stoffern: Phelps is a lucky guy
I_Am_Clockwork: does it shoot guns?
BusTed: Kevin!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know what would be a nice change of pace?....Zombie Dinosaurs
nicolebarbaraann: I thought the Cats acid trip was over and yet here we are
Laduswala: A shootgun
itomeshi: Aliens! (check box)
simriel: I feel like this game isn't going to have Audio Logs
n3ther: ah yes old windows OS
I_Am_Clockwork: oh god so close to bingo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats the Jurassic Park island
Darleysam: oh, they use WIndows 95, no wonder this place is hosed
Nigouki: wait what year is this? why is there a walkman on the table?
Kramburger: I feel like 'audio logs' on the bingo card doesn't mean it HAS to be audio
Earthenone: 1998
Pteraspidomorphi: Decontamination
inheizen: oh my god the EARS
gamercat88: ha
Nigouki: oh right, fuck, the year is in the title.......
Grevas13: fun fact: the phrase "loose lips sink ships" originated as American propaganda in wwII
simriel: @Kramburger I dunno I feel it has to be like specific logs, not game docs
Kramburger: "Remember to pull it"? What is this, my teenaged bedroom?
rasterscan: I think the green ones have to be made green on the list
itomeshi: CD, OF, DA, HA
TZTFG: Offices Area
Lithobraker: OF, DA, HA, CD
CompletelyUnsure: Match the colors to the rooms?
rasterscan: Wait
rasterscan: HA is hall at the bottom?
rasterscan: Maybe?
stevestein: I think this is the part where Samuel L. Jackson's severed hand falls on your shoulder.
Irsaan: just got here, what's with the ears?
eric_christian_berg: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening.
itomeshi: Maybe you can't open them all at once?
Mysticman89: maybe do all the green ones?
Earthenone: its 2020
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe you want to make everything red?
Ukon_Cairns: ears are just ears
Irsaan: aight
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ritchards: is it that is those are the ones that aren't on?
MilkInBag: who needs to read when you can shoot people in the head
rick0chet008: i think those are the ones you leave red?
MinniChii: ears allow them to hear
Oatway_: this UI is a piece of work
Alness49: @Irsaan Perfectly normal ears, don't worry about it.
I_Am_Clockwork: UI bad
Nigouki: it's either ears or you have to eat tinsel
innovativemethods: Green to green maybe?
Laduswala: I love how serious they look while wearing those ears
Crispy042: I think the colors need to match the screen so you turn the others green
noSmokeFire: gdi, that sounds like a pipe dream minigame
itomeshi: so make green every area EXCEPT the bad ones
Orgmastron: That explained nothing?
itomeshi: yup
LegionofLashes: what about the sticky note on the monitor?
Earthenone: Remember to pull it
ritchards: Cargo Area
korvys: Cargo, at the top
itomeshi: you missed cargo area
LegionofLashes: damnit
Titan457: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:39.
itomeshi: no
itomeshi: no OA
gibbousm: Did you remember to Pull it?
ritchards: no OA
asthanius: Security, not Offices
itomeshi: and yes Sec Room
korvys: Not off
LionSalt: Keepo Keepo Keepo
Ukon_Cairns: unarmeGameplay
Laduswala: Hooray!
gibbousm: spooky music
Despoiler98: GUN IT
asthanius: Shoot the thing
Pteraspidomorphi: Blue screens! That means good|!
Titan457: Hey friendo
gibbousm: ZOMBIES
Despoiler98: APPLY BULLETS
korvys: you turned on the spooky music
Mysticman89: zombies on the ole bingo
LionSalt: shoot the stuff
asthanius: Good job
Nigouki: zombonies
Laserbeaks_Fury: We had Zombies in 1998
ThePerrBearr: I would guess people
CompletelyUnsure: Dang it Ben, You turned on the spook-generator by mistake!
dylan16807: a STUMBLING MAN? what the hell is this???
iggySPLOSION: that Leon in there
Laduswala: Ben was much better shooting the survivor...
Alness49: Ah, the old "Nobody in a Zombie game knows what a zombie is" thing
noSmokeFire: another game that takes place in a universe that never invented zombies
eric_christian_berg: Why catbois?
DyingRice: so what this is a re2 copy?
ThorSokar: My bingo card is already looking pretty good, common dismembered corpse!
LegionofLashes: backlit fan!
Despoiler98: @eric_christian_berg because 2020
I_Am_Clockwork: probably can't do it when the gun is full
raven534: A game featuring a guy from Hades, just in time for Theros: Beyond Death
Earthenone: there was a pacifier option for you
Earthenone: :P
Wacketay3: Hey ben, thanks for providing free entertainment to my son, I am too busy playing video games and shitposting in twitchchat to raise him so I am glad you stepped in
Despoiler98: He was taking a nap RUDE
LionSalt: double tap
Pteraspidomorphi: !bingo
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noSmokeFire: they're durable AF
CompletelyUnsure: Was that the doctor from the intro cinematic?
LionSalt: corpses dont bleed!
Laduswala: Amazing how quickly a zombie game feels utterly boring
noSmokeFire: seabatCHOICE_BW
ttam809: Elaborate Death Animation from the zombie - can get that off my bingo
LionSalt: nope
Despoiler98: EEEEWWWW
Wacketay3: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: did that count as door locking behind you?
Mysticman89: maybe you melee crates or something
MinniChii: ewwww.
Reallythatusername: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:54.
Laduswala: Noooo
itomeshi: Vs. Zombie .... Pistol Whip > Pistol
asthanius: Fists are no use against vomit
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatCHOICE
Wacketay3: 🤯
Despoiler98: ya gotta shoots em
Juliamon: That ain't 90s language!
Eklinaar: Sir! Sir, this is an Arby's.
Orgmastron: References!
DigitalSeahorse: seabatCHOICE HahaCat HahaCat ssandHUG ssandHUG
asthanius: They don't feel pain
Gizmoloid: And now you're covered in puke.
itomeshi: Zombies don't always get acid breath.
Stripe_dog: Cheer500 I'm back and this time I'm NOT doing shots.
Vyous: I think RE zombies might?
BrowneePoints: They have no subconscious inhibitors
jalais: Depends on your breed of zombie.
noSmokeFire: should we be concerned about the green slime that zombie was filled with?
Despoiler98: JAPANESE?!?!?
asthanius: Humans tend to be stopped when they feel pain
ThePerrBearr: not superstrength, but the don't restict their power like concious people do
gamercat88: medan
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun depends on the movie. Rage zombies are strong. Romero zombies are slow and weak
samwonk: What?
Rynehawk: i think the flag is japanese i really think so
Alness49: The zombie gets the powers of "Whatever the writer says"
TehAmelie: the usual theory is that they get the strength of humans who aren't trying to keep themselves in one piece
alstides: Wat?
Earthenone: biohazzard? Japaneese?! this is resident evil
CompletelyUnsure: Uhhh what?
BrowneePoints: so basically they can use full human muscle without restraint, like biting through denim
jessieimproved: wow word salad
Titan457: Zombies are as strong as humans, but without the limitations of pain or anything
Laduswala: Titter-ridden? Pardon?
ThorSokar: zombies don't care if they break their bones by using all their strength at once, thus are stronger than humans
simriel: Generally the idea is that Zombies don't feel pain, so they can use the full limits of human strength
Ukon_Cairns: human brain limits you to not break yourself, zombies dont have that limitation seabatBRAIN
NightValien28: dun dun dun
tenthtechpriest: this is how military people talk. CURSE CURSE CURSE CURSE.
Orgmastron: Pasteurizing big shots XD
Oatway_: what a normal human conversation
Laduswala: TITTER-RIDDEN
Wacketay3: humans dont use all their muscles when they do something, sometimes the lore is they can use all of it
ThePerrBearr: you go through every day restricting what your body is actually capable of. because it would damage it
DigitalSeahorse: Aww
I_Am_Clockwork: Benadeezer papa pleaser
Tritotamar: I don't think the people that wrote the dialogue for this game have ever heard humans talk to eachother before
Wacketay3: UPSTAIRS
TVsNate: Yeah, zombies are shockingly strong, once. After that they're sorta floppy
jessieimproved: I feel like you're getting a lot of zombie yarf on you, can't be good
Ukon_Cairns: unarmeClick
asthanius: They just exude horrible liquids
lonlycracker: aight I just got here and this looks uh not great
itomeshi: That's... that's going to get old fast.
DigitalSeahorse: Two cute cats ssandCOIN ssandCOIN ssandGHOST
I_Am_Clockwork: is it a shotgun?
Despoiler98: is it a shotgun or a rifle?
Stripe_dog: I just realised they had cat ears
asthanius: Can you switch the aiming to the Assist mode?
RaklarLS: it's not a P.I.P., it's a D.I.D.
thraximore: That running animation lmao
I_Am_Clockwork: it looks like a smg
Sthrad: dont think its a shotgun...
Earthenone: set it loose?
Despoiler98: THat just an MP5
korvys: It's not a shotgun, I'm pretty sure. Looks like an Mp5
Rhynerd: Thats an SMG
Despoiler98: its 9mm thats why
Alness49: Looks like he... lost his head *ducks into cover*
plummeting_sloth: ZOMBIE ELVIS IS HERE?!
Ukon_Cairns: those look like video game shotgun shells being ejected from it tho mpieThink
Laduswala: Uggh, this dialogue is something alright
thraximore: What kind of organization sends in ONE guy to deal with a bunch of zombies?
DolGrenn: Hades
Alahmnat: a Blatantly Evil Megacorporation
Titan457: @thraximore A very underfunded one
samwonk: This game has an awful lot of lore for not making any sense at all.
LegionofLashes: give em the ol' razzle dazzle
noSmokeFire: tbf, these zombies kind of suck
asthanius: This is LRR's contribution to GDQ
I_Am_Clockwork: organizations that live in the same universe as Umbrella esque ones
Stripe_dog: What does HADES stand for
TheMerricat: @thraximore one with a budget. :-P
thraximore: They certainly have the funding to fill the swear jar
stevestein: Zombies, defeated by ... walking away
ttam809: benginDab
MinniChii: one that doesn't want lots of zombies escaping?
Earthenone: everyone knows zombies dont have thumbs
I_Am_Clockwork: @Stripe_dog Bullshit Kappa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer200 Times for the Spoopins!
Stripe_dog: Thanks Adam
simriel: Zombies can't go through doors, they aren't Ghosts
innovativemethods: Thats resident evil alright
dylan16807: hexacore advanced division for extraction and search
TehAmelie: they spent their whole budget figuring out a cool acronym for HADES and only had one guy to hire to kill the zombies
plummeting_sloth: this reminds me of that twin-stick top-down zombie game Graham and alex played on Watch and play a few years back (the ones with the dual wielding lady), but even less excuseable
dylan16807: I took a screenshot of the dumb acronym!
MinniChii: the more guys you send at once, the more that can turn into zombies.
TehAmelie: *backronym
Oatway_: GAMEPLAY
korvys: Hexacore Axacore Dexacore Exacore Sexacore
noSmokeFire: nothing screams horror like shooting bobbleheads
Laduswala: Fallout ripoff?
GraceTveit: Just like RE2HD but not AAA :V
BrowneePoints: Hexacore Advanced Division For Extraction and Search
Orgmastron: Gamers love collectibles!
Rerout343: I can't tell if this game is trying to be Resident Evil, FEAR, both, or neither.
I_Am_Clockwork: hey if they had it in RE2 remastered, they have to have it here :p
gawag_: HADES stands for: Hey, A Dead Evil Somebody
Argumentable: You dont' have to 100% it... if you want everyone to know you're not true gamers
LegionofLashes: oh no
stevestein: HACKING SYSTEM
belladante_: so a fun fact about this game: it started out as a RE2 Remake
thraximore: This game has EVERYTHING
Oatway_: single use cables
belladante_: but when the actual RE2 remake was announced the pivoted to making an original game
Orgmastron: @belladante_ You don't say
TVsNate: This game is, like, half an A tops
itomeshi: Single use cables. SINGLE USE. ARRRRGH
Pteraspidomorphi: Just like real life
plummeting_sloth: a hacking Did I Do system
Elspeth_Tirel: Are hacking minigames ever fun?
Titan457: Aww, convoluted minigame isn't on my bingo sheet
Pteraspidomorphi: I kinda like it in Nier automata
simriel: I dunno about you guys, but I discard all cables after a single use
Earthenone: single use cables, just like the usb cables from day 1 of roadquest
A_Dub888: #gaming
Stripe_dog: Hacking Dissociative Identity Disorder system?
plummeting_sloth: Hacking... basically a carnival game
stevestein: Accurate description of how hacking works
simriel: I spent so much money on USB-C cables T_T
Despoiler98: tactical chainsaw
surfderf: eyyyy
surfderf: tha bois
GreenMittenz: yes cause everyone knows the most secure way to lock a door is to use a minigame
Alahmnat: does that count as "timed mission or puzzle" for the purposes of bingo?
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LegionofLashes: mental fluid? oh no
RaklarLS: arby's mental fluid
Lithobraker: I'm having flashbacks to the Loki and vikings game yall played and the door hacking mechanic....
TehAmelie: R U a psion?
itomeshi: betcha Mental Fluid is awesome but also makes you crazy!
until_may: yeeeee
GraceTveit: Gameplay Feedback is to AAA for this game
plummeting_sloth: I need to see my psychiatrist. i'm almost out of metal fluid
Laduswala: The office plant is the most interesting thing in here
simriel: Was the hacking minigame Timed?
Rhynerd: They’re just a .com?
Pteraspidomorphi: The loki game was great, for the most part
YawnLance: Holy shit they did it
Despoiler98: hahahaha
Despoiler98: NICE
BusTed: well played
Elspeth_Tirel: wait what was the address?
itomeshi: what was the URL?
Neisan29: Hell yeah, I honestly love this kinda shit
innovativemethods: Omg a website
Titan457: hexacorebiogenetics
plummeting_sloth: they may have should have made a game, but sure, a website. That's cool
gamercat88: hb something
TheMerricat: HB-825
Pteraspidomorphi: I remember mind being blown when Uru Live did that back in the day
Sthrad: hb 825?
CompletelyUnsure: http://hexacorebiogenetics.com/ for rveryone else
Lithobraker: Hasn't LRR made a couple of websites as goofs for their skits?
ritchards: you have a gun, you can hack anythign with that!
aWabbajack: lrrBEN_SG cohhFlower
Earthenone: maybe do the adress /the code?
Elspeth_Tirel: Spiffy
aWabbajack: lrrADAM_RD
aWabbajack: lrrADAM_RD cohhBeer lrrBEN_SG cohhBeer
itomeshi: Love the random offbrand CIA and DOD logos
Neisan29: That code just gets you into the items on the page
Laduswala: Wow, http://hexacorebiogenetics.com/ is certainly a thing
Stripe_dog: Don't think about how stupid this looks from literally anyone else's perspective
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plummeting_sloth: throw that after a slash?
Voxlunch: Daymare 1998?
Lithobraker: TEST SUBJECTS REPORT IC TO RESEARCH TEAM Finally, the latest batch of test subjects is on its way. You must transfer them immediately to the morgue’s refrigerator until trials are conducted. Last time, the damage to the epidermis was significant enough to adversely impact the results of the tests! Below is a list of identification codes that must be stored in the archive: TB MG ADB FI SF GG MM AZ DA DM MLR GF Michael Ironside Logistics Manager Aegis Labs / North Blue Two Facility
BusTed: It is certainly something.
Voxlunch: Does this actually have anything to do with RE?
holidayMD: seabatCHOICE
TheMerricat: that's the first item on the keen site mission
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korvys: Ha, the website has "Copyright 1998"
BrowneePoints: @Voxlunch apparently it started as an RE2 Remake
Grevas13: @Voxlunch the developers wanted to make a game in that style.
samb6678: kite kite kite
Rhynerd: I:
Despoiler98: @Voxlunch its shitty NOT resident evil
Voxlunch: ew
Earthenone: this is a "spiritual succesor"
simriel: You hack in this game with Single Use cables
raven534: We sure do love our Greek mythology
TVsNate: It's a complete ripo...loving tribute
Despoiler98: @Voxlunch thats what I said
Argumentable: Rude
itomeshi: Ooooh, a new swear!
Voxlunch: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
gamercat88: he is raving
GraceTveit: It's more like a Carrier remake
BusTed: Batman'd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: having a good time
TheKingWiggins: Welcome to stream highlights
TheMerricat: ASSISTANCE REQUEST US Government – Dept. Of Defense Chat Assistance Network System-Version: 2.02 Subject: EMRGENC ASSISTNCE From: “Matthew Fay” <fay_matthew@aegislab.gov> Connection to Users: “Research Personnel LEVEL 3”; “Security personnel LEVEL 1” AGS COMMUNICATION ID 08-211984 08/19/1998 – 00:54 … CHAT STATUS: CONNECTED … [00:54] OPERATOR: Good evening, sir. How may I assist you? [00:54] MF: Send help! [00:55] OPERATOR: What is the emergency, sir? [00:55] MF: Christ, what a mess! My head’
plummeting_sloth: throw that man glowstick
IsaTheEngie: he vibin' doe
samb6678: WOO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that almost worked
Nigouki: oh no, nitrogen! that stuff is super flammable!
Stripe_dog: Oh that click
noSmokeFire: is this....Mario Party?
Despoiler98: @TheMerricat what are you talking about
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Crokinole in Smash, you cowards!
samb6678: klick
Voxlunch: Sir we've had an accient at the facility because the basic maintainance system was a fucking puzzle
Diabore: he was comming to let you in ben
thraximore: eight pages.
thraximore: yikes
Despoiler98: perfect....dead.....soldier....perfect
gamercat88: adam is a soldier boy
Laduswala: I like that Ben's ears go pretty well with his hair
gibbousm: so the zombies are Jellyfish powered?
Despoiler98: I knew it was the jellyfish!
LionSalt: c is silent
gibbousm: its pronounced Nidaria the C is silent
BusTed: Front and back!
asthanius: Jellyfish that rebirth.
asthanius: It's literally a science-y reason for undeath
Despoiler98: Im sorry Ben that's called a Clipazine *pushes up glasses*
asthanius: that's all
gibbousm: Cnidarias are jellyfish and related animals
Voxlunch: watch out for that flammable nitrogen
samb6678: that's golf asf
samb6678: cold?
LionSalt: i think you just take the nitrogen out of all the tanks
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is pretty dark for a "daymare"
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun btw just a heads up, you play a different character in every act of the game.
simriel: Flammable Nitrogen is still funny
BusTed: Do you have to set them to the degrees that they're labeled?
Voxlunch: any reason we're cattes today
circusofkirkus: can we click the "TOP SECRET FILES" tab?
aWabbajack: Cat tuesday!
Despoiler98: @Voxlunch ya know nitrogen, the most flammable and unstable of elements
ritchards: Hi Alex!
blip2004: oh you can only transfer 1 unit at a time.
rasterscan: I think Busted probably has it right
asthanius: The Tank can only have one bit lit, and Minus-ing adds to the tank
Sthrad: tank can only hold 1
simriel: They're very Jellicle
gawag_: zero them out maybe?
korvys: When you "-", it put a light in the middle, than you can add to another chamber - You can only have 1 in the middle
aWabbajack: I suddenly remember the liquid nitrogen scene in Terminator 2
Earthenone: its 2020, market trends and brand synergy demand they are cattes
Voxlunch: when does Ben rip off his skin to reveal another outfit
itomeshi: Interesting, the page is actually built semi-properly - password entry is actually a server-validated request. No 'reading the JS and getting the password' here. :)
samb6678: hey gorge
aWabbajack: so many explosions?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this like a towers of Hanoi?
Titan457: -15
Earthenone: says -15
Enmity777: that says -15
BlueDaNewb: SingsMic Do you wanna play a mini game? Yes, it has to be a mini game. SingsMic SingsNote
Sthrad: 01 = -15 02 = 20
I_Am_Clockwork: see this setting sort of works for obtuse puzzle. like "we're juryrigging experimental tech on top of itself so you just gotta do it this way because no planning went into making this happen" sort of a thing
Stripe_dog: Does that computer even have a mouse
plummeting_sloth: G A M E P L A Y
Titan457: 02 was +20
rasterscan: 02 has to be +20
Duwani1: tower of hanoi
Laduswala: These beeps and dings are going to be looping in my brain for a while
Stripe_dog: "I have no more juice to give." - Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: I realize you are moving coolant around, but having "+" lower the temperature is very unintuitive
korvys: You can only move 1 unit at a time
BusTed: lrrGOAT
Stripe_dog: We did it
asthanius: COOL GAME
Despoiler98: COOL GAME
BusTed: That sound was a Command Center deploying.
sensationaloil: gameplay
Fruan: Whee! My pateron thankyou card just arrived!
TrueTransSoulAlesha: video games
noSmokeFire: Mario Party Zombies
samb6678: bideo gaming
aldruon: i just missed the "puzzle"? what was it?
asthanius: He's going to the store
Argumentable: he had his arms out like he wanted a hug
I_Am_Clockwork: aaaaand that's bingo
simriel: Oh no what happened to all his Skin
Sthrad: tougher indeed
Stripe_dog: A horror game in which after failing the puzzle 3 times a ghost appears and mansplains the puzzle to you
BusTed: rip
noSmokeFire: he runs like a moron
Argumentable: and then you shot him
Laduswala: It's weird to see a very jacked zombie
Despoiler98: why isnt your MP5 full auto?
CompletelyUnsure: D E A D
samb6678: oof
plummeting_sloth: moving coolant around, that's what I want in an adventure game. Something I've literally done as a job, and did it far more entertainingly that that
CururuGuasu: He seems friendly
iggySPLOSION: the real dark souls starts here
simriel: @Despoiler98 They bought Civilian models due to budget cuts
7gorobei: i want a cup of his embalming fluid
Laserbeaks_Fury: When does Luigi come and show you how to play
n3ther: it's like the Devs guessed players would die here
Despoiler98: @simriel LAME
aWabbajack: thoughts on gun sounds Alex?
ritchards: duck and weave!
I_Am_Clockwork: COOOL GAME
Stripe_dog: Dude looks like Meat from MK
Foxmar320: This game is amazing
Diabore: chamber 4 - 0
optmisticnihilist: take 3
circusofkirkus: actively gaming
Laduswala: Here for a good time, not a long time
gawag_: wow, the BM "heres the tutorials... if you need them...."
Titan457: So I guess it's a Souls-like?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's almost as if they don't want you to be able to kill it and need to run from it.
Lithobraker: At this rate the game is going to have us design PCR primers pretty soon.
gamercat88: maybe there is another note
Despoiler98: @simriel semi auto 9mm smg......just give me a glock its the same damn thing :P
I_Am_Clockwork: see this is bad game design. because the game has trained you thus far that shooting zombies in the head kills them
samb6678: this game has such BM
Sthrad: get in the door that opened
aWabbajack puts a mobile phone to his wrist
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:31.
Sthrad: ?
Masslost: i bet the gas thats leaking is how you mess it up
circusofkirkus: can you put it to sleep by reading it the 8 page note?
aWabbajack: i am cosplaying this game!
Neisan29: Holy shit it puts the ammon in your fucking inventory????
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Stripe_dog: We've given you weapons. Do not use them.
iggySPLOSION: this game is ripping so much from dead space
Diabore: isnt x reload?
Despoiler98: you just have boxes of ammo OMG
Neisan29: I think you have to equip it?
simriel: @Despoiler98 I guess the MP5 is a more stable shooting platform/holds more ammo?
Despoiler98: load one round at a time please
aWabbajack: Dead Space and RE Wants to be like Game, 10/10 itmejp10 itmejp10
Orgmastron: I think you have yo put the bullets in the magazineS?
raven534: I somehow forgot the extent to which this is "All the horror games that were slightly too good for W+P"
Despoiler98: THATS SO DUMB
simriel: Wait does your 9mm pistol and 9mm SMG take different ammo?
Titan457: That's MEGA convoluted!
Stripe_dog: Neat
Despoiler98: @simriel dont worry about it
Neisan29: Whhhhyyyy?
gamercat88: oh crafting
Zebunisher: îts called *gameplay* ben!
aWabbajack: this is not W and Play Day?
samb6678: woooooo
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so in the walkthrough that mob goes down in four shots, I think you are right to think it's the ammo that is the trick
Despoiler98: Lets stop in the middle of this zombie invasion and load ONE ROUND at a time into our magazines O.o
BusTed: Just gotta gas him out a little.
Stripe_dog: All you had to do was succeed
Laduswala: Dat zombie butt
Despoiler98: WHAT THE FUCK is that grip?
SquareDotCube: This game wants to be RE sooooooobad
Laserbeaks_Fury: wow, and I thought hollow pointing each individual bullet in RDR2 was tedious
samb6678: so just
Titan457: benginDab
samb6678: unload
Despoiler98: why are you holding the SMG like that?
I_Am_Clockwork: generous zomboi ass
plummeting_sloth: the solution was MORE GUN
Stripe_dog: Wonder what PL-X stands for
Veste: agent frank west????
iggySPLOSION: we're stealing P90X?
Zalthia: Pie lovers extreme @stripe_dog
Laduswala: I just want to see the main character facepalm at that update
itomeshi: After all.
samb6678: @iggySPLOSION I mean it's not *THAT* expensive, right?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Well... that's a nice change. They seem to care about their other operatives more than just getting the objective. A military unit who cares.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Zombies? Must be a Tuesday
TrueTransSoulAlesha: i was really hoping that would just randomly kill you.
SquareDotCube: I don't
LegionofLashes: along the lines of "oh, this again...whelp i guess this is life"
Despoiler98: Hes got all this gear but when a zombie gets close he doesn't even have ya know A KNIFE?
eric_christian_berg: Take that, crappy janitor!
samb6678: ewwww
Stripe_dog: Not sure if it's Ben or if the guns just have mad recoil
I_Am_Clockwork: these guys are pretty squishy for RE style zombies
Laduswala: "Stamina fluid" sounds... not right
A_Dub888: Is Mayonnaise a stamina fluid?
blip2004: always weird finding needles in bathrooms
samb6678: rest in rip in piece
eric_christian_berg: I'd love a game where you find tapes, but instead of video journals, they are just different music you can listen to on your walkman.
BusTed: Dr. Frasier Crane
Laserbeaks_Fury: okay, but A zombie doesnt have enough room in itself to eat an entire person
Laduswala: @A_Dub888 D: D: D:
BusTed: I'm listening.
Titan457: Snake, Snake, SNAKE!
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Erudite_Cynic: and scrambled eggs
Grevas13: remember, you can't beat niles in the wine-tasting minigame
TheMerricat: So we've seen the zombies puke acid on us everytime we let them get close, and we are wondering why all that's left is a bloody skeleton?
aWabbajack: cohhD cohhMoney cohhM cohhG
Despoiler98: this is the least scary zombie game I've ever seen
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhG
Stripe_dog: The illusion of choice
Veste: are the ears a demonstration of beej influence now that road quest is done
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gamercat88: seabatCHOICE
asthanius: Hey baby I hear the bombs a-falling. Tossed grenades, and scrambled jets
itomeshi: Ah, OK - this game was a fan remake of RE2, and after Capcom's announcement of one, they made it Daymare 1998. Capcom even thanked them in the credits: https://bloody-disgusting.com/video-games/3543429/capcom-thanks-daymare-1998-devs-resident-evil-2-credits/
Juliamon: seabatCHOICE
circusofkirkus: seabatCHOICE
Stripe_dog: Thought he said Sad Man
aWabbajack: zekeYES
Laduswala: Mister Sandman, bring me a dream...
Masslost: so til there is a willow as a tv show that's coming to disney+
asthanius: It's a hurricane
Stripe_dog: Adam asking the real questions
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
BusTed: 🤔
AranMathai: Because it has taste.
Rynehawk: sounds dangerous
thraximore: she can if she likes
Grevas13: don't cut yourself on that edge, spoop bois
gamercat88: a cock is a bird so a storm could suck
BusTed: Santy Buddy
LegionofLashes: hurricanes suck
Mysticman89: lets not kink shame the storm
blip2004: someone's been reading too much AJ Smith
samb6678: man global warming really be hitting different
Fruan: I mean... the airpressure of a storm can be said to be sucking, and it sucks everything in it, including cocks, so... technically accurate?
Veste: wild path to get from a storm giving oral sex to zombies i think
Nameless_Sword: Hey folks, hey Ben... what
eric_christian_berg: Ben, you are giving me flashbacks.
Lithobraker: and RRRRRRRRRRUMPLe TEEZA
Darleysam: ljgami1Nailedit ljgami1Nailedit ljgami1Nailedit
Nameless_Sword: what
Sthrad: jesus..
aWabbajack: The Death standing of gun loadings
Nameless_Sword: what's this? zombies?
Neisan29: It's so useless
Stripe_dog: But Ben, it's REALISTIC
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jetpixi: hello chat and ben and...invisible adam
Despoiler98: that is a shitty mechanic
BusTed: rawr
blip2004: it seems like it is in just to slow you down
samb6678: jump scare
Despoiler98: realistic but shitty in a vidja game
Rhynerd: @nameless_sword is the what about the cock-sucking storm talk, the game, or Cats?
samb6678: most of this game feel like it's just "content"
Titan457: Unnecessarily comlicated mechanics? In THIS game? Impossible!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Honestly, I'm just waiting for us to say "Well, double dumb-ass on you!"
Fruan: Like... realism sure. But lots of video game tropes differ from reality for a REASON
Grevas13: gun people often ask why games don't have realistic reloading. the answer, apparently, is that it sucks
Alahmnat: oh no, directional audio, Ben's only weakness!
Laduswala: Ew, just sounds like the zombie is coughing up a hairball
asthanius: Yogurt pretzels????
BusTed: The aforementioned cocksucking storm.
asthanius: Score!
Sthrad: would be a great mechanic if the the relead happened hen u are idle /walking ins an automatic matter..
Darleysam: ah, rain, the real daymare
Nameless_Sword: so.... do we know why.... zombies?
simriel: @Grevas13 The Rainbow 6: Vegas games did it well
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jetpixi: how is the game so far?
LegionofLashes: gotta keep ahold of that macguffin
eric_christian_berg: @BusTed Are you Swearengen?
aWabbajack: the Z-virus
Orgmastron: Audio logs!
aWabbajack: not to confuse with Zika
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, this iPad on our arm is so 1998
BusTed: Not I, eric_christian_berg
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simriel: Do we have 'Where did that corpse go' yet?
Legokman: Damb... The gas!
BusTed: You are cursed with a glut of ammo.
Despoiler98: STRONK bullets
Pteraspidomorphi: Has there been a backlit fan yet?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so chat is this a good game or a bad one
Laduswala: Strong bullets for your shootgun
Titan457: Well @HoloTheWiseWolf_ , do you like minigames?
Despoiler98: love how your handgun has so far been better than your SMG
Alahmnat: pretty sure it's a bad one
PaperDoopliss: By watch+play standards it's a good game
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Laduswala: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Oof, it's been a rough game so far
MinniChii: husband forgot the name of french toast.... called it "bread omelet." he is an odd man
jetpixi: thanks for asking @HoloTheWiseWolf_ cuz I was wondering
BibitteNoire: Adam, your picture with the axe from Friday Nights, knowing it’s from Road Quest makes it even better!
simriel: @MinniChii I feel that it tells you what it is XD
BusTed: Remember all your greek mythology.
Despoiler98: WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Nameless_Sword: Phuroros? Is that you?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ok so the feeling i got when i saw we where part of a group called Hades was right
Fruan: Fun fact, he was also lame.
Jarhi28: Very specific lrrWOW
Rynehawk: I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
BusTed: Clever girl.
MinniChii: bow he claims to not love me for embarrassing him via the internet
Juliamon: MinniChii I mean, I guess that's better than my mom with "Toasted bread with cheese sandwich"
MinniChii: now*
AranMathai: These zombies sure are juicy.
eric_christian_berg: Now in Puke-o-Vision!
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was a lot of colorful metaphors back in the 90s
BusTed: Classic.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: YEA
Stripe_dog: Hey it's our guy
raven534: We work for a company called HADES and we know that little about Hephaestus?!?
simriel: Tasty Sons
gamercat88: hey
Nameless_Sword: Now that's a titan
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying cohhFlower lrrBEN_SG cohhBeer
samb6678: rude
BusTed: Ben I thought we were friends.
Stripe_dog: I had a soul once
RayFK: TED IS A FUCKING SAINT
MinniChii: my husband is a redhead. we have Lots of souls
aWabbajack: lrrADAM_RD cohhBeer
Pteraspidomorphi: I have a soul, but everyone else is imaginary
Erudite_Cynic: hurtful
mistborn83: Excuse me
BusTed: rayfkHeart
Zalthia: D:
Despoiler98: @RayFK shut up Jeej :P
Beowulf_Bjornson: You are using a controller and you are worried that we will judge you for using aim assist?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wow that covered the dink just right
Grevas13: game too scared to show us some dick
samb6678: oh no
MinniChii: he gets a freckle everytime we collect a new one
samb6678: did the screen go green just for me?
Zalthia: Adam that’s so mean of you!!!
Juliamon: It's normal here samb6678 refresh?
asthanius: Brevity is the soul of wit
Despoiler98: aint got time for this shit
PunkRockZoologist: Ive seen the original of the Saturn Devouring His Son painting at the Prado in Madrid. It was super cool to see that and all the Goya Black Paintings irl.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: totaly normal keyboard
jetpixi: isn't it just greek lore?
jetpixi: or is it more than that
asthanius: Type Chronos in Greek you fuckin cowards
BusTed: Capital vs lower case.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I dunno, it's all Greek to me
samb6678: @Juliamon yeah alright, I'm also getting weird skips so
Stripe_dog: Cool computer
Pteraspidomorphi: mode con codepage select=..
TheKingWiggins: The password was Spoop
Pteraspidomorphi: Damn I'm old
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KingXicor: what's 'dickbutt' in greek?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: this might be a walkthough type game
BusTed: ResidentSleeper
blip2004: should be one of the greek gods
Admiral__Albatross: lrrSPOOP_TK
NickNackLive: You guys need to play one of the Yomawari games. At least in my opinion
HoloTheWiseWolf_: actualy can we just talk about the size of that keyboard
LionSalt: posiedon?
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's a QWERTY, just using greek letters
asthanius: It's saying a god saves you from storms
samb6678: massive keyboard
optmisticnihilist: Apollo?
Sthrad: Castor or Pollux ? were mentionned in the notes...
jetpixi: not zeus?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: is this even how greek spelling works
RaklarLS: had to pause to go see the blindfolded 2 man run of punchout. why are we greek now?
gamercat88: pollux
Electrodyne: Guys, It's CASTOR TROY
blip2004: achilles?
7gorobei: achilles?
Nameless_Sword: achilles?
aldruon: Achilles?
asthanius: hephaestus?
rasterscan: Fleece
e_bloc: golden fleece?
Electrodyne: He's going to take your fleece..........off
TheMerricat: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference
Pal_Friendpatine: Jason
samb6678: dang
RayFK: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
Zalthia: What is this a quiz???
asthanius: golden fleece
samb6678: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad you don't know the difference.
thraximore: thnx cat
asthanius: You're typing "golden fleece"
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah its golden fleece
ThorSokar: golden fleece
jetpixi: ^^^
Grevas13: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ no. it's essentially just a simple replacement cipher using greek characters.
RayFK: Some shitty tweet abouit Sekiro
Jasoman: @Pal_Friendpatine yes?
Kramburger: Somebody self-rightous on twitter
raven534: It's called copypasta, Adam
asthanius: From the bad website, twitter
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's " A Twitter user's response to a PC Gamer article, "I beat Sekiro's final boss with cheats and I feel fine"."
TehAmelie: it was a comment on a reviwer cheating to beat Sekiro
samb6678: You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself refers to a viral tweet made by Twitter user @Fetusberry in which he criticized PC Gamer journalist James Davenport for resorting to cheats to beat the final boss in 2019 video game Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.
Zalthia: Twitter
austeritz: everyone loves to navigate keyboards with a directional pad
BusTed: bonk
samb6678: holy moly he's in the matrix
LegionofLashes: we've made it into the matrix!
blip2004: literal nazis?
eric_christian_berg: Mmm tea
LegionofLashes: follow the white rabbit
samb6678: sipppp
Rynehawk: did you bring enough for the whole class?
Kramburger: I was in a meeting, what did I miss since the first puzzle?
jetpixi: this reminds me of when I worked at apple. everything is named after a greek god. no greek keyboards thankfully
gamercat88: probably nazis...
Laduswala: Wow, I thought it was some kind of deep actual quote, not a frigging tweet about a cheater at a video game
ThorSokar: dang, I don't have Nzais on my bingo card
Alness49: Bengineering, of the Plaid Posse? Canadian? Oh my!
RaklarLS: main guy kinda sounds like nelson at times.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: that office seems like a place one of those bobble heads would hide. wasn't there a squeek sound for the previous one?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: anyone know if its hard to make it so that if the game detects a keyboard it uses that for the game keyboard?
TheMerricat: As long as you don't confuse us by talking about de cals. :p
BusTed: They paid good money for that domain.
MinniChii: wife is full of crap, I just forgot the word for french toast
asthanius: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ depends on the engine
samb6678: you can tell it's the ninteis because there are paper files
asthanius: usually, no
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where all the "day"?
TheMerricat: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ it would not be hard at all, but that would rob you of having to use their UI.
Sthrad: ffs
Nameless_Sword: haha.... perfection
Darleysam: when's it going to be daytime so this mare can even get going
AranMathai: That's... something.
Zalthia: @minnichii are you guys fighting over the keyboard?
jetpixi: looooool
Laduswala: Oofest of oofs
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrWOW
ChefStephen: do drugs!
MinniChii: @zalthia he stole my phone.
Rhynerd: lrrWOW
circusofkirkus: mental drops seabatBRAIN
TrueTransSoulAlesha: eat drugs and pick it up
simriel: put bullets in gun?
Alness49: Reload?
blip2004: see if the drugs increase your stats
Nameless_Sword: drop those three bullets...
simriel: in mag? or are mags full?
MinniChii: drugs! I'm gonna go take some drugs!
the_elkae: ShowLove100 I don't usually do spoops but I had to drop some bits for two thirds of my favourite show's hosts! RQ 4ever!
Kramburger: Does this place count as a dilapidated building? My heart says yes, but my head says no
alstides: Database? Database... JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE
Earthenone: that came into my head too @alstides
Veste: Doing My Best Solid Snake Impression
jetpixi: that database living
Despoiler98: mmmmmm drugs
PaperDoopliss: This voice-acting is 👌 👌 👌
aldruon: Santa Buttie?
RaklarLS: it's better than shen.. nevermind.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wasn't there a Santa Buddies movie?
e_bloc: the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlusion of choice
SquareDotCube: I'm not your buddy, Claus
HoloTheWiseWolf_: are you ok adam you stalled out a bit there Kappa
AranMathai: Anything that keeps the memory of Eartha Kitt alive.
Diabore: i have 115k channel points, what do
jetpixi: Eartha Kitt is a goddess
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Diabore thinky emoji everything
LegionofLashes: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
RaklarLS: @Diabore you modify emotes
austeritz: rotate all the emojis 360 degrees
the_elkae: Oh man Eartha Kitt was a treasure
Laduswala: THINGIES?
gamercat88: imposter
MinniChii: drugs are ingested. hopefully they help the sinus issues.
Admiral__Albatross: lrrSPOOP_TK
BusTed: whomst'd've!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You are the Demons, John
Rhynerd: Ah yes, the thingies.
simriel: @Diabore Reverse symmetrical emotes
MinniChii: why is he talking into his chest?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's a sysadmin
asthanius: HOURS
samwonk: The sysadmin lived.
Pteraspidomorphi: He's making sure the server stays up
Rhynerd: The thingies doing the hurty stuff.
BrokenGolem: what are these pauses
Kramburger: lrrBEEJ_BW TFW when you have more channel points than you know what to do with
asthanius: At least THREE
Alness49: You can tell he's a scientist, because you can see his big brain!
Laduswala: What even is this new guy's accent?
RaklarLS: why does the sysadmin have a LAB COAT. christ.
Pteraspidomorphi: 99.999% SLA
SilentOptimist: lrrCREEPL_TK
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: BAD NEWS DUDE. he isn't here to save you.
Alahmnat: this line read is *awful*
the_elkae: His teeth are so very wHite
SilentOptimist: lrrCREEPL_TK lrrCREEPR
LegionofLashes: is this company...run by dave spokesmans?
blip2004: wow that 90's laptop
EternalFayt: "Naturally"
Vyous: What's with the weird pauses in the voice acting?
jetpixi: fixed some issues in post?
the_elkae: Go full Ian
Cepsys: or go full skullet in defiance
Laserbeaks_Fury: He looks like he's about to tell Gordon to go to the Test Chamber
MinniChii: lrrSLOTH_SG ha!
TheMerricat: @Vyous the G-Man and Dave's Spokesman had a baby, this is him.
RaklarLS: there are no mirrors at the facility, he doesn't know
Laduswala: Wow, that music
Alness49: The slightest hint of baldness I'm going full Patrick Stewart
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we the baddies?
Kramburger: What an ASSHOLE
EternalFayt: John never looks up
simriel: @LegionofLashes Zombies like time move.... Ever Onwards... Unless The Police?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: UM ACTUALLY im not here for you
SquareDotCube: That's when you get the pink twin pigtail wig. :P
e_bloc: we knew he wasn't smart when we saw his haircut
BusTed: wow
captain_wulf: kobe...?
Despoiler98: WOW
n3ther: wow
Argumentable: Cool hero
Cepsys: um..
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
alstides: Uh.
jetpixi: ooooooooooooooooooooooook
the_elkae: F
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wow we are an asshole
e_bloc: are we the bad guys
AranMathai: So, we're the bad guys in the game, right?
Omthebox: Ah.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yup
ChefStephen: NICE
BrokenGolem: lrrDARK
Stripe_dog: Are we the bad guys?
BusTed: fuck us
enki1256: A... are you... the bad guy?
MinniChii: I think we may be bad guys....
Kramburger: Are we a psychopath?
Despoiler98: WE"RE THE BADDIES
DolGrenn: He learned it from watching Ben
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: that just happened
samb6678: holy moly
Laduswala: And that one wasn't Ben's fault!
theneatestburrito: whoops
Nameless_Sword: well... that just happened
ThorSokar: You're the bad guy
asthanius: wow this game sucks
Calaban161: Levi is Evil\
Admiral__Albatross: benginRip benginRip
Alness49: Are we the meme?
EternalFayt: I don't think we're ....whats the word "the good guy"
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
jetpixi: shiny. let's be bad guys.
Nigouki: Written & Directed by Edgelord 3000
TheMerricat: In this chapter we are, next chapter we play someone new.
gibbousm: Why did you kill another rando Ben
blip2004: this sure ain't F.E.A.R
NightValien28: are we the baddies???
Omthebox: Where did he shoot him for the blood to only be on the floor
Orgmastron: THE EDGE
CaptainSpam: So your guy is a dick. Gotcha.
TheKingWiggins: You either die a hero or live long enough to become the Ben
RaklarLS: are we wesker?
Shamthewow: this guy SUCKS
Kramburger: Hey Ben look, you're the traitor again
Dog_of_Myth: Got to be sure
the_elkae: lrrWOW Ben
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: gotta make sure he doesn't come back
Earthenone: if its like re you will change charicters between chapters :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: WARNING: Incoming Game
GraceTveit: That's super early for an RE clone!
e_bloc: Corgo230 that was nice of you to blow off his head so no one would know he died with such an awful haircut
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i hope he comes back to eat us
TheBearBee: Let's just say there's some video files that got uploaded onto the server that really need to get deleted
ThorSokar: "Purification has begun" ya, you're definitely the bad guys
LegionofLashes: how much you want to bet this elevator fails
EternalFayt: By conventional writing tropes, if we're not good we should also be a little less stupid.
RaklarLS: i like that arpeggiator effect
Nameless_Sword: time to book it
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i was just thinking that adam
Pteraspidomorphi: But should you go or should you stay?
DirgeNovak: so is thie watch and nope or
Earthenone: o/
asthanius: Or just break the glass windows???
captain_wulf: looks like the hall from Cabin in the Woods
e_bloc: that's a muscly boi
ThisCatHasSeenGod: This is a 90’s throwback alright
jetpixi: Ben was a traitor. Surprise, surprise.
thraximore: This is a crummy evacuation procedure
Nameless_Sword: that's a big lad
the_elkae: He just wants a hug
Laduswala: @captain_wulf Ooh, good movie
RaklarLS: these guys are amazing. shuffleshuffleshuffleSLAP
simriel: So... I feel like essentially no one would work for a company that executes people willy nilly. Cause we probably get executed too
Kramburger: Ryuji?
Darleysam: have just seen the developers previously made the aggressively 'edgy' Hatred, which explains a lot
CaptainSpam: So why do we want this guy to survive the purification process again? :-P
the_elkae: Ew geshundheit
asthanius: @Darleysam That's THESE devs? Ew
blip2004: cheese it
TheMerricat: @simriel it worked for the joker...
SharkHero08: I thought W+P was tomorrow
simriel: Oh shit Hatred was by these same people? Ew
ThisCatHasSeenGod: Shitty controls, a purile notion of “gritty” and “hardcore”
Darleysam: @asthanius looks like it, according to Steam at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: Liev left
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're not Liev
the_elkae: uh uh
BusTed: Brazen.
e_bloc: well that's an issue
the_elkae: Mouse House?
Stripe_dog: Name it
Laduswala: Name the mousie
Zalthia: ?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh yea theres a mouse in the office
MinniChii: mouse!
Dog_of_Myth: Mouse in the house
the_elkae: Moose Hoose?
Stripe_dog: Name the mouse
Naarius: Can we name it?
CaptainSpam: MOUSIE!!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeah. Beej and Heather saw one NYE night
Earthenone: is it time for ben brings a snek to work day?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun go get hootie he'll protect you.
control_rig: Name him Moose
e_bloc: I can recommend a nonlethal mousetrap
ThorSokar: time to buy some mouse traps?
Questhere: mouse in da house
Zalthia: Same mouse as before?
Naarius: D:
GanjaShimada: marcus
e_bloc: I mean Ben has a name
Laduswala: Adam D:
Dog_of_Myth: Ginger
the_elkae: Yeah Hootie will save the day!
Omthebox: You got a name Adam.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: if you name it do you gain controll of it
circusofkirkus: what else squeaks? serge
BusTed: Is it eating the mountains of food laying around the moonbase?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Charles Edward Cheese
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ask chat, we all have names.
Grevas13: "look at how 90s this game is, we know about mike tyson"
e_bloc: lrrWOW
ThisCatHasSeenGod: Excessive cursing, 90s all up in here
simriel: Marcus should be it's name
corpseponcho: !uptime
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Zalthia: Why are you like this Adam?
MinniChii: Marcus is a good name
BusTed: Do you have snacks in your jacket pockets?
aldruon: Making fun of the hosts of lets nope? never :P
Vyous: Oh, the mouse?
jetpixi: what is zooming?
Mysticman89: get him some peanut butter
Grevas13: yeah, they were talking about the tyson/holyfield fight
the_elkae: This man's face is made of plasticine
Enmity777: that mouse is gonna shit on everything
Laduswala: Hey now, nothing wrong with ladylike
TheBearBee: Whats wrong with that man's face?
LegionofLashes: wait thats the guy who ran away on foot?
Omthebox: Catch it and bring it to graham as a gift to demonstrate your hunting prowess. Then ask for a raise.
SilentOptimist: SabaPing
BusTed: Can we just get sucked out of the helicopter already?
iggySPLOSION: whats a bona fide family?
e_bloc: don't fuck crimson skulls
Dog_of_Myth: Bona fide
IanJacek: Are either of you going to be watching Evo Japan / genesis?
Porsgaard81: LRR has a resident mouse?!
MinniChii: hope that mouse doesn't chew the wires.
IsaTheEngie: these folks really like that them there F word
Alness49: "Well YOU fly this chopper, macho man!"
Kramburger: Fuck this helicopter and everybody on it
simriel: How does a Family become Bona Fide?
itomeshi: edgy
Mysticman89: pilot should just hard titl
the_elkae: He's made of plaster actually?? Or something
jessieimproved: What the absolute f is going on
SilentOptimist: PogChamp
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: can we push him out the door?
Vyous: What is this writing!?
Omthebox: ResidentSleeper
stevestein: #Boys
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun Apparently this is the same dev that made Hatred, so.........
Admiral__Albatross: benginRage benginRage
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ill turn the chopper around right now if you dont calm down young man
Earthenone: he is going wesker, badly
samwonk: Isn't Liev... the player character?
Laduswala: Some edgy misogyny there, game devs
IanJacek: This team is all the worst
Darleysam: the developers are just misunderstood Kappa
Nigouki: Ben this is all your fault by saying you already got the shit game out of the way, this is karma
RaklarLS: i mean, it's not as bad as hatred, i guesS?
Despoiler98: what the fuck is this game?
e_bloc: I hope this is an until dawn situation where you can kill everyone
Kramburger: ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
Rynehawk: things going in the shitter...what can be done??? ENTER SANDMAN
LionSalt: edgy soldier talk
Dr_fragenstien: Macho men being super macho men
Rhynerd: And the devs thought hard mode would be why we’d hate them.
Zalthia: I’m so confused?
Sthrad: PTSD
MinniChii: that's PTSD....
IanJacek: Also is this game supposed to look like a ps2 game?
Despoiler98: Where did ANY of this come from?
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blip2004: this writing is from the 90's too
RaklarLS: are these guys supposed to macho men from 98?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You just gotta not have PTSD
Kramburger: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
the_elkae: Ah, tasteful treatment of mental health, cool cool
Vyous: Golden hands! He can bake bread!
Laduswala: Tonight's game is brought to you by toxic masculinityyyyy
jetpixi: thanks i hate it
AranMathai: And then they died. Obviously.
samb6678: oooof
ThePerrBearr: no thank you
CompletelyUnsure: That was like six metaphors all stacked on top of one another.
Grevas13: not with that face i won't
LionSalt: 2 more hours till this cut scenes over
DirgeNovak: will these ventriloquist dummies stfu soon
Zalthia: Adam why won’t you give animals names? :(
psychro_hominoidea: !GameBad
jessieimproved: Question - game originally in English, or translated?
powerstulle: What the hell did i walk into here? Who writes this?!
Argumentable: Nothing could possibly go wrong
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i bet you got a zombie hop on.
Stripe_dog: Alright time to fucking tank this bird
aldruon: send Raven to check the supports you moron
EternalFayt: Hypersonic Mach 6 man
EternalFayt: don't you know
samb6678: the one who is literally ptsd'ed
TehAmelie: that officer sounds like he's trying to do Raiden's "Jack" voice in Metal Gear Rising
HoloTheWiseWolf_: why do there face's look like there leather stretched over a skull real tight
Kramburger: I wish I could hate these guys to death
samb6678: nice
Sthrad: Top Gun baby
CaptainSpam: Man, this game is so super duper hardcore. See how much they swear? That's how hardcore it is, for sure!
MinniChii: it is gibberish I think
auxv: lore
samwonk: SR-91 is an airplane that isn't real.
jessieimproved: This really is like a bad b movie
itomeshi: Exposition!
IanJacek: Militarytalk.mov
Stripe_dog: Skulls? Is this Metal Gear Solid now?
stevestein: Getting into some bad weather here, so let's have one of the pilots abandon the cockpit
NightValien28: that dude is getting shot in the back first chance
afr1105: hi
jessieimproved: Like I've watched this movie at 2am
Shirts_: ?????
Laduswala: Someone turn this into a drinking game
Zanaide: The true horror of this game, the word salad.
ThorSokar: That sure is some uncanny valley they got there
the_elkae: He shut him up
Rhynerd: Liev, hopefully;
LegionofLashes: firewatch?
Fruan: This is how normal humans talk, right fellow humans?
Rynehawk: OMG THIS IS SO BAD
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to go to sleep, Sandman
Porsgaard81: Everyone knows that to emphasize something all you have to do is swear.
alphaman_: Who shot JR?
asthanius: This game has terrible writing, that's what's going on
eric_christian_berg: oooh, can we play Firewatch now?
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice shirt
samb6678: ???
aWabbajack: lrrBEN_SG cohhFlower
Earthenone: it you number 2?
Despoiler98: WHAT IS HAPPENING
the_elkae: Buffalo plaid boi
MinniChii: maybe there was a door closed?
SilentOptimist: we Firewatch now!
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this is the new you.
iggySPLOSION: dishonorable discharge of firearm into face
Dr_fragenstien: “My story is so good and I love my characters, the whole word has to see them”
IanJacek: Secretly the tower from until dawn
asthanius: I sweat to god if they kill the only PoC in this game...
Kramburger: If you shot someone in that helicopter, you'd hit someone who deserved it
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ThisCatHasSeenGod: Hoooo boy, this is just every 90s movie and game cliche condensed into a singularity of cheese
Pal_Friendpatine: I thought I was just not following along. Is this all gibberish? That makes more sense
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: new PC?
Despoiler98: Are we Firewatch now?
samb6678: @eric_christian_berg I'd rather play firewatch
Earthenone: firewatch time
Diabore: new character who dis?
Cobble_Lord: ah yes, firewatch
Rhynerd: I hope he’s a nice man and the new protagonist
jessieimproved: Flannel guy can't die
itomeshi: Hmm... he's not instantly dislikable, either. Can we play as him?
CaptainSpam: "Who dis? *BLAM*"
RaklarLS: it's firewatch man
HoloTheWiseWolf_: well thats the wrong way to look
e_bloc: permission to buzz the tower
samb6678: his poor pills
IanJacek: We fightin’ wendigo now boys
AranMathai: The new protagonist?
Laduswala: What are we watching, hoo boy
BusTed: benginHeart
Sthrad: guess theres PTSD all around
gawag_: yeah where's the wendigo?
Grevas13: o hai mark
TheBearBee: I'm assuming we only just started?
Rhynerd: Ah, Keen Sight is the city.
Fruan: 'not five minutes ago' - about 20 seconds ago
Rhynerd: Wait, who names a city Keen Sight?
simriel: !uptime
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samwonk: Mighty.
lady_abigor: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Admiral__Albatross: zzz
Grevas13: @TheBearBee they just finished act 1. been a hell of a ride
asthanius: YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THE FREQUENCY
Despoiler98: Are we sexting now?
gawag_: fun magic card, bad city name
HoloTheWiseWolf_: does she have a name
Darleysam: wow, that's nominative determinism right there
Zalthia: Adam name the mouse!
BusTed: Is that a giant Nintendo DS?
jessieimproved: Aw man, flannel guy has a wife, now I care about him
Earthenone: i wonder where his wife is?
Stripe_dog: That's not how that works
Laduswala: Does the one woman get a name?
Sthrad: who need a name when your sam's wife
LionSalt: ofsam
Darleysam: she's called Sam's Wife, and she actually married a guy called Sam?
AranMathai: Is this about to turn into Darkwood?
Despoiler98: what is happening with this game
RaklarLS: flirting in open frequencies, classy
corpseponcho: her legal name is "Sams wife"?
DirgeNovak: Sam's wife, do you take Sam as your lawfully weddes husband?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game sucks
Kramburger: "What do you mean, One-Dimensional Female Character?"
Laduswala: I'm with Ben
Vyous: This dialogue is giving me wiplash
asthanius: FUCK
Stripe_dog: Oh my god
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: this is a train wreck.
Grevas13: nice
gamercat88: remember to party like porn stars
e_bloc: good old watch + nope
simriel: Ben R u okay? Self care is important
gawag_: amazing
samwonk: How could I possibly care about Sam and his wife at this point in this game.
PaperDoopliss: Cherry blossom feast? Are we an anime now?
Laduswala: What the eff is the background music all of a sudden
Admiral__Albatross: imma put my head through my desk real fast
bv310: I can't tell if this is better or worse than Cold War Dickwads with their Goast Gun
ZeroskieS: I love the character "Sam's Wife" such a deep character LUL
gawag_: what is his accent lol
ThePerrBearr: on the ground below the tower?
aWabbajack: his anti vampire meds
ThePerrBearr: ina closed bottle?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, he's got Lupis
Pal_Friendpatine: Pretty I sure I heard this music in the movie Julie & Jack
Kramburger: Mmmmm, smells like PLOT
eric_christian_berg: Mr and Mrs Exposition
DirgeNovak: What's up with the 1 cm of shaven hair over his beard, who does that
PaperDoopliss: I'm sure we're about to have a very tasteful portrayal of mental illness.
Laduswala: Character development all over this place
RaklarLS: if they were outside, he probably just took them right? he's not gonna need another dose for hours. it's fine.
unfamiliarpatterns: wow
Stripe_dog: We can't say what it is or it will instantly manifest
BusTed: "I know."
HoloTheWiseWolf_: does he turn into a zombie
jessieimproved: These storylines tie together like a late stage Michael Crichton novel
bv310: Cold as ice
enki1256: God, the writing is just...
Despoiler98: WOW thats some plot BS
Alahmnat: you know you need those for— (vague medical reason we can build a gameplay mechanic around)
aWabbajack: it's implied
BrokenGolem: katesLol
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wow
gamercat88: now kiss
Rynehawk: HIS MEDS BEN
Pteraspidomorphi: Was that Delilah?
alphaman_: Last time you didn't take your meds, you thought you saw a bunch of zombies!
aWabbajack: nods at the radio
Laduswala: God Sam, say it back
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: just wooooow
simriel: Find Geralt of Rivia!
simriel: the best reply to "I love you"
samwonk: He dropped them on the floor, now he'll never find them!
itomeshi: Hmm.... Generic Pillexdine, scientifically proven to deal with condition.
Grevas13: real talk though: who takes their meds outside? like, you have drawers in that tower.
Kramburger: BUT WHO IS PILOT?
TheJoe743: Who is flying?
Laduswala: Inception horn blares
tezzerettinkerer: Hi noisy bros! Im just getting in, what game are we Noping?
Pal_Friendpatine: Autopilot
BusTed: see ya
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ahahahahahaha
Stripe_dog: That gunshot we heard? it was vial shattering
Ryenji: D:
jessieimproved: what. is. going. on
Vyous: Who is flying this plain!?
samb6678: who's driving the plane!!
Juliamon: tezzerettinkerer RE2 with the serial numbers filed off
unfamiliarpatterns: lolwut
kcazduke19: MURDER. In 1998.
orbitaltuna: i thought this was resident evil for a second
e_bloc: what is this game
Rhynerd: Liev, there’s no pilots.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: please let him turn into sand
Laduswala: I am too sober for this
Despoiler98: autopilot
powerstulle: Last time he didnt take his meds, he accidently became a 3-dimensional character, can‘t have that happen now!
kcazduke19: Is this Metal Gear?
Despoiler98: on a helicopter
asthanius: These lines are SO LONG
bv310: The subtitles not matching the dialogue is infuriating
Zalthia: I’m so confused
GanjaShimada: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
samb6678: this dialogue
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: but why?
ThisCatHasSeenGod: The hell’s Crane doing?
the_elkae: This game is lrrGARBO lrrAWESOME
Despoiler98: cause choppers can fly themselves
Kramburger: Helicopters don't have autopilot Guys
Rhynerd: Autopilot can’t land a helicopter, Liev.
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh no he steped to the side
jessieimproved: omg
samb6678: oof
e_bloc: if you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge 15 bullets . . . er not
itsr67: loooool
bv310: Dodged one bullet, not the other six
HoloTheWiseWolf_: AHAHAHA
Zalthia: Did you just dodge a bullet
BusTed: Hoo boy.
RaklarLS: byeeeee
gamercat88: yeet
the_elkae: wow
aWabbajack: 20/10
Stripe_dog: What the FUCK is happening
SilentOptimist: KomodoHype
Omthebox: This guy's got like. .02 brain cells
RoastedGravy: If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball.
samb6678: the animation
Darleysam: looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
Laduswala: YEET
Zalthia: I’m so confised
ZeroskieS: monologue monologue monologue
aWabbajack: GOTY
itsr67: *dies*
itomeshi: This is.... SO BAD.
alphaman_: what about the 4th guy in the copter?
ZeroskieS: NANI!?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: so the cargo?
FireFlower18: I must leave? my people don't need me?
Perivale: This is so beautifully dumb
Kramburger: He dodged the bullet because he has 20/20 vision
gawag_: yeah who was that other guy???
AranMathai: So this whole game is about playing the worst possible people?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wait is that us
DirgeNovak: can you switch the overlay to watch and play real quick
RaklarLS: the FOREGO chopper? really?
simriel: Do we need to play this asshole now?
gamercat88: is his name Liev, cuz he is always leaving people
Rhynerd: The adventures of Liev the dumb edgy bastard.
samb6678: @alphaman_ right?
Grevas13: did liev break one of the vials on sandman's face? you know he's going to come back as a zombie.
Porsgaard81: Is it Wednesday already?
Despoiler98: we resident evil now
ThisCatHasSeenGod: What was Crane doing?
PaperDoopliss: Awwww yeah, playing as Liev
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game sucks so much
CompletelyUnsure: This HAS to be a parody, like no way a human seriously wrote this down.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i know that we're the bad guy... but we're REALLY a bad guy here.
samwonk: Wait, what about all that setup about Sam?
simriel: And now we have a helmet
Zalthia: Nice, good job, Liev
Darleysam: damn the gas!
simriel: so they can use the same model
BusTed: Nice.
PaperDoopliss: Wait, did they not want to model more than one face?
asthanius: DAMN THE GAS
Dr_fragenstien: Walk into the sea
bv310: That's amazing
Rhynerd: Damn, the Gas!
LegionofLashes: thats the secret ben, they are all the dickbutt guy
Kramburger: Ben the dickbutt guy has a name, it's ANDREW
Grevas13: he said the thing!
samb6678: oh wow
BusTed: He did say the thing.
psychro_hominoidea: you were always playing as Liev
GraceTveit: I think you were that guy before
simriel: Ben's face there was amazing XD
A_Dub888: GAME DESIGHN
Stripe_dog: So do we know WHY we just killed all those people?
e_bloc: 100% chance Adam wrote the script for this game
samb6678: wh
Enmity777: you were playing the same person b4
samb6678: what is going on?
BusTed: No we were always Liev the butthole.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You were you're right
IanJacek: What is damn the gas from originally?
MillerDark: Damn on the gas Damn on the gas
itomeshi: Wait, the sign is Apple Blossom too!
Despoiler98: @samb6678 I give up
Legokman: !uptime
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HoloTheWiseWolf_: does it matter who we play where not playing the nice people so
Nigouki: you weren't playing, you were being played
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eric_christian_berg: Fish will save us!
kcazduke19: Are there zombies in this game?
samwonk: Like 90% of that cutscene was setting up something about Sam.
BusTed: good joke adam
Kramburger: OH FUCK YOU GAME
simriel: Why are we playing the asshole... Oh right Hatred developer
samb6678: what is going on with this whole meter at the top?
ZeroskieS: omg his group is called HADES so EDGY fkoLOL
ZwieVinter: At least you've been consistent then
Despoiler98: and TWO DAY SHIPPING
jetpixi: this is a gamer's game
Darleysam: I was expecting they were setting up a bait-and-switch where you start as the antagonist, but nope, you're just playing as an ass
hunkajunk: I think that passage is blocked guys
jessieimproved: Reminds me of the zombie minigame in COD
BusTed: hexacore.
Zalthia: Wait, this is the Hatred dev? Really?
Rhynerd: Oh, the red part of the timer is a skull.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i mean, does he really get to complain about the gas? its his fault it spilled everywhere.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: is that the same voice line
samb6678: his hat disapeared
jessieimproved: She was an extra in this game
TheMerricat: Wow, it did not take long for this gas to convert everyone to 'meltyhead thing'.
Kramburger: This virus is the fastest spreading thing in the world
BusTed: That was.
DirgeNovak: was that literally a RE2make cop zombie?
BusTed: It was Sinead O'Connor
BrowneePoints: Sinead
e_bloc: no you were right the first time
BrowneePoints: it was Sinead on SNL
Zanaide: It was Sinead on SNL
simriel: What did he THINK was gonna happen when he hijacked a helicopter
Kramburger: Adam, they're the same person
BusTed: On SNL.
samb6678: wait
Earthenone: looks like we get our mask meter back indoors
SilentOptimist: wait... that's who we've been from the beggining?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wait how does an un-sealed house save us from gas
Beowulf_Bjornson: Maybe this will pull a Spec Ops? ... maybe?
samb6678: when did his mask reset?
e_bloc: first time everytime Adam Savidan
kcazduke19: Okay, that's actually a cool menu screen.
PaperDoopliss: @Beowulf_Bjornson Made by the devs behind Hatred, so highly unlikely
jetpixi: NO
jessieimproved: omg no
RaklarLS: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ air ventilation, duh
tezzerettinkerer: lrrEFF what game are we Noping?
Grevas13: don't you say bad things about the cranberries
Zalthia: @paperdoopliss seriously???
Kramburger: Well fuck, TIL
bugernaught: whatsup
simriel: your 9MM pistol and 9MM SMG use different ammo I think
Calaban161: did you drop your extra magazines for that wepond ben?
Sthrad: use Use on ammo?
e_bloc: you turned on no-clip
PaperDoopliss: Let me look it up actually. I'm just repeating what other people in chat said
Enmity777: didn't you drop all your handgun magazines?
Diabore: you dropped them
jetpixi: that was Dolores O'Riordan (sp?)
Zanaide: Dolores O'Riordan was the Cranberries singer
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: womp womp
bv310: That's certainly a choice
samb6678: oh wow this is
jessieimproved: O'Riordan passed away this decade
samb6678: mmmmm
korvys: It did warn you near the start, if you drop the clip, you have to pick it up
jessieimproved: LAST decade that is
jessieimproved: lol
Laduswala: Back to the old shootgun
ThePerrBearr: wait, so it won't let you remove the current mag, and reload it?
Kramburger: So how come the gas isn't getting into the unsealed house?
Stripe_dog: Ya know for a professional he reloads slow as all hell
HoloTheWiseWolf_: this is realy not the kinda game you want REALISIM on your guns
RaklarLS: theres no button to remove mags?
BusTed: Hey, the Shining pattern.
ZeroskieS: why does his touch screen phone need a telescoping side bar screen? fkoThink
asthanius: At the very least, that place looked like a real house
simriel: How did you drop all three of the mags you had?
Kramburger: Pretty sure that postman was in the facility as well
gawag_: so if we are the baddies... are the zombies good guys?
samb6678: @ZeroskieS because teckno magics?
RaklarLS: because they wanted a pip boy, so they made a d.i.d. boy @ZeroskieS
PaperDoopliss: Yup! I can confirm that, according to Steam, these are the devs behind Hatred
GraceTveit: I mean, Tarkov-like ammo management in an action horror game isn't a bad idea... When done right. But tarkov also has high-damage bullets to help
Sthrad: Use on ammo?
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you combine right into the gun?
Kramburger: While we're on the topic, fuck Tarkov
BusTed: Command grabbed.
FireFlower18: i'm going to start strapping my phone to the inside of my forearm
Laserbeaks_Fury: welp, GG
ComradeMik: this looks like resident evil but even worse controls?
OnyxOblivion: try dying to fix gun?
SachielOne: Every time you call it a clip, Alex twitches involuntarily.
chaoticclown: drag the ammo in to reload?
eric_christian_berg: Can you drive?
LionSalt: probablt a bobble head in that car
Darleysam: the guy on fire is a separate incident, unrelated to the gas
samb6678: Japan truck
HoloTheWiseWolf_: if it was part of the plan its a shitty plan
bv310: Yeah, this is explicitly his fault
GraceTveit: Because he's an asshole
Rhynerd: Shooting sandman was your idea.
Kramburger: That guy I killed for no reason fucked up my plan
simriel: Did he blame the guy he betrayed and shot XD
Rhynerd: @simriel he totally did
BusTed: You must gather your party before venturing forth.
bv310: I wonder if that website is real
ComradeMik: as an Aussie, I can tell you that smoke absolutely can get in the house
RaklarLS: thank you oddly specific note!
DirgeNovak: Traaaaaaash
Kramburger: @ComradeMik +1
Grevas13: @bv310 it is, and it's the coolest thing about this game.
bv310: Neat
kcazduke19: So how much WAS this bootleg Resident Evil?
seth_erickson: Is the guy living here Adam hiding files behind books on the second floor
ThePerrBearr: who leaves a note like that around?
BusTed: He's very massive.
e_bloc: I still feel like this isn't the worst game you've played in the last few months
RealGamerCow: The footsies!
PaperDoopliss: That zombie's totally nonplussed facial expression is my new favourite thing
samb6678: cool
bv310: I love that your health doesn't regenerate at all
austeritz: some wiggly zombies in this game
RoastedGravy: Dude got a lot of stamina. He was preparing for this day. Kappa
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TehAmelie: civil law part 9 was my favorite
GraceTveit: Gah, SH3 Shakespeare flashbacks
Kramburger: the code is 420
Rhynerd: Did we find another filter or are we just regaining mask time at checkpoints?
MinniChii: do I put my soup in a mug or a bowl?
samb6678: why are they law books?
RoastedGravy: Clearly it’s 69.
CaptainSpam: He's a fat... a... he's a moderately overweight zombie, so he gets absurd amounts of health.
BusTed: How chunky is the soup?
samb6678: mmmmm..... lupper....
silverwolf_night: sup
eric_christian_berg: Put your soup in a camelback.
DolGrenn: I prefer dunch, as in Dame Judy Dunch
Kramburger: Isn't Lupper that desiese that Jesus healed?
MinniChii: I just made "cream." of broccoli soup (currently no cream in it)
simriel: @eric_christian_berg Seen someone do that
CaptainSpam: Really, I think Left 4 Dead was the only zombie series I can think of where the fat zombie had LESS health.
BusTed: It's the sound of the 90s, Adam.
bugernaught: hottie
eric_christian_berg: @simriel Cold weather, it is the way to go. ;)
Grevas13: that is a bullshit puzzle. the missing books gave you the lock combo. it makes no goddamned sense.
Dog_of_Myth: Throat punch
bv310: 40% health now
DirgeNovak: why wouls you let this garbage game upset you, just laugh at it
samb6678: great gayme
simriel: @eric_christian_berg I just stared at him trying to figure out if he was a genius or an idiot
PaperDoopliss: Has there ever been a survival horror game improved by a wise-cracking protagonist?
ComradeMik: you're no picture yourself masky boi
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i thought you picked up a new mag before going in that last house... or was that for a diff gun?
eric_christian_berg: @simriel It's a fine line.
BusTed: They must have been playing Super Pool.
kylemurphy1986: is this game fun ?
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bugernaught: Adam, what are you drinkin?
AranMathai: Seriously though, were the devs shooting for anti-hero with this guy, and just didn't understand the idea at all? Or is this something way deeper? It can't really be this bad by accident, can it?
simriel: I need to get a camelback at some point
RoastedGravy: Take that as a no.
Laduswala: Geez, can this game at least have a couple spooks?
Dog_of_Myth: Should have had a Snickers
Kramburger: So quick reminder, it's litterally the main character's fault that all of these people died. How are we in the good guy in any sense of the word?
BusTed: benginTry
Zalthia: Wait, so. Why did we get that scene with that dude if he was just going to die a minute later?
PaperDoopliss: @AranMathai Devs. Of. Hatred.
samb6678: hipster zombie
Grevas13: i'm enjoying it in a mst3k sort of way. i would never pay money for it.
simriel: @AranMathai this developer also made Hatred so... maybe they are just jerks?
BusTed: It's just like the Moonbase!
FireFlower18: i have a feeling this a "just following orders" scenario seabatYIKES
ZeroskieS: so on a scale of Crying is Not Enough to REmake 2, how would you rate this? fkoSmug
eric_christian_berg: Twins!
TheBearBee: Ice what?
cabbageboy_: You know what makes games EXTRA scary? Powerful firearms.
Kramburger: Oh hey, twins!
samb6678: karens
Zalthia: @paperdoopliss I can’t find any relation to Hatred?
Dog_of_Myth: Forklift time
AtomicAlchemical: Is it weird that I find myself rooting for the zombies to kill this human trashfire of a protagonist?
RoastedGravy: Where’s the raccoon, though?
cabbageboy_: Nothing scarier than guns, kids.
PaperDoopliss: @Zalthia Steam says they're both by Invader Studios, and clicking the company name on one of them gives you the other
TehAmelie: "someone needs to tell me how a gas mask works"
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're on our way to Vermilion City
BusTed: DAYMARES
Laduswala: Ben, please narrate everything like this in this game
RoastedGravy: Vermillion Forest? We finding Pikachu? :O
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh finaly a better person
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game honks on bobo
Zalthia: @paperdoopliss huuuh. Lemme look again.
Perivale: Isn't the Vermillion forest in pokemon?
Titan457: Well now it's just Firewatch!
kcazduke19: PILLZ HERE
PaperDoopliss: I suspect Invader is trying to distance themselves from that release
ComradeMik: oh, good
samb6678: "strange condition"
DirgeNovak: such good writing
Despoiler98: "strange conditions"
bv310: So he didn't go looking for his pills before now?
Despoiler98: the fuck?
simriel: Does this count as a Sanity Meter?
bugernaught: fighter of the nightmares
cabbageboy_: And you know what's even worse than GUNS
HoloTheWiseWolf_: just wakes up with a raw steak in his mouth
ThePerrBearr: FINALLY we get to the title
RoastedGravy: Really, Ben, you JUST got that?
cabbageboy_: MENTAL ILLNESS
ComradeMik: so much fun to add more bullshit into this mess
Laserbeaks_Fury: game does a 90 turn into Firewatch
gibbousm: man he sucks as a fire watcher
samb6678: @Laserbeaks_Fury more like 180
circusofkirkus: are we firewatch now?
Kramburger: It was my birthday on Saturday and nobody gave ME Daymare PJSalt PJSalt
korvys: Wait, how old were you in 1998, Ben?
e_bloc: can't wait for this guy to be an asshole too
PaperDoopliss: Oh nevermind. Different dev, same publisher
PaperDoopliss: I'm dumb
Rynehawk: i just think about playing this game and it makes me so mad
alphaman_: Go catch those meddling kids and stop them lighting fireworks
kcazduke19: PEELS
LimeJester: No..... I was joking when I thought "Huh, guess this dev played Spec Ops."
Kramburger: Maybe you should SHUT THE FUCK UP, Savidan.... oh I see what you mean
TehAmelie: this tower is rad compared to the one you get in Firewatch
bv310: Dang Kram, so hostile
TehAmelie: two floors and all
samb6678: nice plasticky face
cabbageboy_: Mega dead
Durzo_Blint_: his face looks so dedrpy
kcazduke19: Adam and Ben: Red Velvet Cake or Devil's Food Cake?
jetpixi: yes
Zanaide: Wonder Years
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wonmder Years
jetpixi: the wonder years
alphaman_: yes Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: woder yeears
BusTed: It was.
Zalthia: Adam what did you name the mouse?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
samb6678: womnder years
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yes
MinniChii: devil cake! red velvet is just bad chocolate cake
jessieimproved: just chocolate angel food cake
TheKingWiggins: One of the best theme songs ever was Wonder Years
jetpixi: "what would you do if i sang out of tune?"
ThePerrBearr: Devils is rich chocolate
ComradeMik: devil food cake is super rich chocolate
Kramburger: Red Velvet is literally chocolate and food dye
TehAmelie: 140.15 is a Metal Gear Solid reference isn't it
Laduswala: We need to name the mouse, and Sam's Wife
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Daken1993: red velvet is chocolate with a superiority complex
kcazduke19: Just baked red velvet cake. so you win! But no cake for you.
ThorSokar: yes, TehAmelie
samb6678: damn
ComradeMik: red velvet also has cream cheese icing, which is delicious
jetpixi: @Kramburger it is and it annoys me more than it should
Durzo_Blint_: not always
Juliamon: Red velvet is good if you like the taste of red food dye. Which I don't.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
samb6678: no like red food dye
BrokenGolem: isn't it beet juice?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: red velvet cake is great the cream cheese iceing is absolutly garbage
Durzo_Blint_: real red velvet doesn't have coloring
silenceaux: I think Red Velvet used to be a weird effect from cocoa, but it doesn't work anymore due to modern production?
ComradeMik: @holothewisewolf_ I strongly disagree
Laduswala: #giveSamswifeaname
eric_christian_berg: Don't kinkshame him.
cabbageboy_: Leave Adam ALONE, internet
RoastedGravy: All cake is chocolate.
Kramburger: Red food dye makes Adam hyper and he's hard to put down for naptime
RoastedGravy: All ice cream is vanilla.
Juliamon: If I want cream cheese frosting I just get carrot cake.
AdamYMHMI: Sam's is actually her first name. She had weird parents, and the misfortune to marry this character - Sam Wife.
circusofkirkus: we're just helping Adam maintain his image
NimrodXIV: red food coloring is made from bugs... so there's that
RoastedGravy: MOOSE
RaklarLS: ELK
PyroWulf: I've jsut tuned in to this man's fantastic run cycle
BusTed: ya dun daymared
Rynehawk: Ben - dont forget he's buying you this game for your birthday
Zalthia: Now I want cake...
ThorSokar: IDK, i've seen adam kick the beehive more than once
cabbageboy_: hahahaha
psychro_hominoidea: Why cant you look for Sam's pills?
bugernaught: fighter of the nghtmare
Vyous: He literally comes into discord and @'s us to pick fights Kappa
kcazduke19: Oh no...nooooo.
Darleysam: better get out your quantum ghost gun!
Titan457: Ben stole my joke...
Erudite_Cynic: He bullied me all day today wheelerMuldr
bv310: Gotta love those stylish BRIGHT RED FLASHES to make sure you know it's not real
ComradeMik: Adam does tweet things just to pick fights
KiraKiraKid: I love how fake is panic is lmao "noooooo. *noooooo*.
eric_christian_berg: Is this the real game and the rest was just a crappy setup?
Kramburger: Yes Hello my name is Samantha S. Wife
DolGrenn: And he preordered Daymare: 1999
silverwolf_night: Hey Adam and Ben quick Question for you How would you feel about drafting/planning a MTG Cube that uses cards base of LRR Lore and Videos
TehAmelie: today i got a gift that was full set of body yoghurts, body butters, body mists, shampoos and creams all strawberry scented. apparently i give the impression of someone who likes the taste of red
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ComradeMik i know from a taste standpoint it works i just cant stand it myself. same as how beetroot and mint is a strong flavor combo that i also just hate
gibbousm: I don't think making someone who is known to have hallucinations a part of Fire Watch it as a good idea
LimeJester: Cause this is EXACTLY how medications works, folks. Yup. 100% accurate.
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
Omthebox: Its true Erudite, you do
samb6678: @TehAmelie I read body yogurts and got very confused
Dr_fragenstien: Kappa
TehAmelie: me too
ComradeMik: @holothewisewolf_ that's fair tho. my partner doesn't do well with strong flavours
ComradeMik: I love them tho
afr1105: ouch my feelings
Zalthia: Uh. It’s a good thing all hallucinations have a red filter?
silverwolf_night: Yeah I have been working on it for six months, I would mail you the whole cube
bv310: This man's run animation is very high-knee heavy
eric_christian_berg: In the grass with your pills!
cabbageboy_: He probably lost them due to his MENTAL ILLNESS
samb6678: kar keys
NimrodXIV: oh my god
Laduswala: What even is this voiceacting???
Grevas13: probably dropped them like your meds, idiot
Titan457: Gameplay!
ComradeMik: good work game
BusTed: Cool game.
MinniChii: should you be driving while hallucinating?
Rynehawk: WELP
samwonk: What.
flangdale: good game design
circusofkirkus: LJUL
ComradeMik: great design
circusofkirkus: LUL
kcazduke19: This effing voiceacting
ThePerrBearr: wwwAAAOOOOwww
cabbageboy_: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
SilentOptimist: KomodoHype
samb6678: Adam that laugh
GreenMittenz: All the gods as oversized cards but the red ones as bigger oversized cards
Orgmastron: HAHAHHAA
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chris365: So is daymare basically night are but....day?
RealGamerCow: This game is SO DUMB
Laduswala: Oh hey, it's the real Adam laugh
ComradeMik: it's a 40 hour game
Rhynerd: Our hero
IsaTheEngie: colossal oof
KiraKiraKid: WHAT A MOOD, AMIRIGHT?
kumatsu: But what about when I say "hey let's draft my Masters box" Benjamin :P
ComradeMik: that must mean it's good
NightValien28: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
blip2004: needs the benny hill music
itomeshi: @MinniChii Of course! You can see ALL THE THINGS
gibbousm: prepare to get layers of feared
Dr_fragenstien: KEYS!
kcazduke19: Even Adam could voiceact better for this guy!
PyroWulf: This man puts some hustle in his run. Also did this just become a Watch+Play featuring Flannel Graham and Beefy Alex?
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ComradeMik: don't mention the backtracking tho
Kramburger: Hey, would you guys commit to playing a full Pandemic Legacy campaign at the next PAX Kappa
e_bloc: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
IsaTheEngie: if this were more broken, we'd be entering Watch and Play territory
HoloTheWiseWolf_: adams one job is to coax ben into continuing
AtomicAlchemical: We have invented a new lock called "pointless backtracking after accomplishing nothing!"
TheMerricat: This is karma for sleeping while James drove Ben. :-P
ComradeMik: what the shit is going on?
eric_christian_berg: For Ben's birthday, he should get to run an episode of Watch + Play with Adam as his victim.
Titan457: Damn, I just need "I did it to help" and then I have Bingo
bugernaught: roadquest was tight
Mysticman89: Did the toe have a distinctive taste?
Rhynerd: I don’t think I can get bingo with this sheet
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: um.... should you be driving?!
Zalthia: No the keys are just a hallucination?
Grevas13: that was a good episode
Kramburger: Sonic SUGGESTS
cabbageboy_: Yeah I remember that episode
StephenJM81: that was hilarious
ThorSokar: That was a GOOD clip
simriel: Then it wasn't Perfect was it XD
FireFlower18: I'm still trying to get my friends to play sonic suggests
cabbageboy_: Kenny Loggins, actualyl
auxv: it's kingdom hearts 4
HoloTheWiseWolf_: please let this just be the base janitor
ComradeMik: yeah, sounds like an Omega promo
Laduswala: Oh my gosh, the chessboard symbolism
raven534: That four move mate was set up wrong
eric_christian_berg: The Cleaner? Is that the guy who failed to adequately clean that disgusting bathroom?
PyroWulf: >Keen Sight in 70 miles.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they play Megalovania?
PyroWulf: No game, the deer is right there.
simriel: @Laserbeaks_Fury They did
silverwolf_night: yeah I have been designing cards for about 6 or so months now. I would mail you the whole thing to play if you were up for it. Its only about half done
jessieimproved: So...was all the spec ops stuff just setup?
Zalthia: THIS. ISNT. DEEP.
kcazduke19: Ben: Do you have trouble with rhythm games because of your hearing problems?
Alahmnat: why was the arrow on that sign upside down?
RaklarLS: wrestling fans are everywhere
bv310: Wrestling fans are fucking nerds is what you mean :P
ZeroskieS: wrestlings fans are just watching IRL Anime
cabbageboy_: wow this guy is an idiot
PyroWulf: I thought they played Hopes and Dreams?
bv310: (Shout-out to #wrestling on the Discord, love you guys)
Kramburger: I make exercise videos and I got good reactions when I snuck a Megalovania remix into a workout
ThePerrBearr: that was not an argument
ComradeMik: ah, this game is from the tell not show school of narrative
ComradeMik: what fun
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: it was just morning?!
dylan16807: he says while leaving the headlights on
cabbageboy_: what is this guys problem?
LimeJester: Driving while hallucinating, 100% responsible.
bv310: What is this voice acting
Diabore: moon?
korvys: The moon?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: is that the moon
ComradeMik: moon reflection
armann24: i want to see them play life is strange
Rynehawk: thats where his keys are
Laduswala: The moon
Kramburger: I hope this guy refers to his wife as "Sam's Wife"
bugernaught: moon
eric_christian_berg: Another space on the bingo card.
RaklarLS: he never left the tower
Grevas13: she dead.
Durzo_Blint_: It's the moon
e_bloc: why is there a batsignal in our bedroom
PyroWulf: "Damn, my wife left the spooky light on again"
RealGamerCow: Generators are fuckin loud.
chaoticclown: nice square moonlight reflection
Argumentable: No housekeys? Must be back at the tower
SquareDotCube: This is how you get The Batman
GreenMittenz: dang left the indoor flood lamp on
cabbageboy_: Oh god we're in hell
bugernaught: damn
blip2004: its your headlights
Darleysam: I got $10 says he kills his wife thinking she's a monster
Titan457: What moon?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it's the headlights of your car
Zalthia: Unreal has a lighting thing.
ComradeMik: just means the asset is crap
armann24: there
ZeroskieS: Shenmue doesn't have a SUN
circusofkirkus: that's no moon, that's a space station
DolGrenn: That's no moon...
bv310: Car broke down in the woods and your wife is in the house? Guess we just need the ghost gun after all
silverwolf_night: maybe car lights
ComradeMik: not that it's not the moon
PyroWulf: There's no moon, this must be in the DBZ lore
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game isn't worth putting thought into
Diabore: its right there
Ferisar: *points at streamer*
e_bloc: it's obviously a new moon
PyroWulf: Since Piccolo blew it up
cabbageboy_: Trick question, there is no such thing as a moon.
Kramburger: Oh shit we're in the Shenmue Cinematic Universe
RoastedGravy: Left.
korvys: @Kramburger That's rad - that would get me going.
KiraKiraKid: You can't see the moon 'cause your ON it
NightValien28: OK streamer
Alness49: Are we in the Shenmu void?
RoastedGravy: Or, what are we doing.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
e_bloc: the moon is fully localized in your attic
GraceTveit: Not saying it's a good reflection
DolGrenn: A TV on inside
kcazduke19: Looks like Poltergeist
thehighsloth: its behind some trees
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its a portal to the good game dimension
cabbageboy_: Answer that one, Savidan
RoastedGravy: GO LEFT. Kappa
Mysticman89: Ray tracing!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: jumpo in
flangdale: Don't blame us, we didnt design this mess
korvys: looks like a TV?
Omthebox: Its the moon, localizes directly in the upstairs bedroom
bugernaught: DEVON GET THE TABLE
Zalthia: Unreal lighting thing.
Laduswala: Feeling a bit punchy, eh?
korvys: Yeah, it's the moon - Inside the house
MinniChii: this is definitely a totally serious stream.....
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
RoastedGravy: @Omthebox May I see it?
ComradeMik: it's called game design, look it up. gosh
Electrodyne: It's the Aurora Borealis
the_one_and_only_kim: its definitely the moon and the back of the house isnt being rendered to save frames ><
Omthebox: No RoastedGravy
Wicker_Knight: TBH I think the house asset is empty and we are seeing the moon Behind the House through hte window
GraceTveit: It's directly above you :P
Laduswala: The moonbeams are coming from inside the house!
flangdale: the moon was inside you all along Ben
samb6678: SYMBOLISM
AdamYMHMI: That's no moon.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: there is a moon element somehwere
e_bloc: the illusion of moon
RaklarLS: it's shy, give it some time
GraceTveit: Horror protagonists can't loiok up
tezzerettinkerer: According to Ian no astro-mass means you're in Hell
Zalthia: It’s an Unreal lighting quirk, I think.
RealGamerCow: "Honey, I'm residence!"
PyroWulf: The Residence Evil
itsr67: seabatCHOICE_TK
ZwieVinter: Okay but what if, and hear me out, but what if, and this is just a theory, what if they effed up the reflections
Laduswala: Residence sweet residence
e_bloc: yeah except that would prevent it from reflecting
Kramburger: >No Moon No Moon
Beowulf_Bjornson: We all know his wife is dead at this point, right?
ContingentCat: if it was just cloudy the moon wouldn't be reflecting on things
ComradeMik: the window shows what the game could have been
bv310: Definitely use that one when you get home, Ben
Zalthia: It’s an Unreal lighting quirk. I’ve seen it before in other unreal games.
Durzo_Blint_: Honey, I've returned to the domicile.
PyroWulf: Residence is where the cardiovascular organ is.
ZeroskieS: Home Owners Rise Up
kcazduke19: WHO SPELLS SWEETIE WITH A Y
circusofkirkus: sweaty
korvys: No, dude, you have to call her "Resident"
cabbageboy_: Pet names are my pet hate
SilentOptimist: she zombyz now
Laduswala: Give the wife a name, cowards
armann24: lrrCIRCLE_RD lrrDOTS_RD lrrCIRCLE_RD
Alness49: A man's residence is his fortification
TheMerricat: "Sam's Wife" is a zombo
kcazduke19: BLASPHEMY
Titan457: Dude, your wife's been dead for years at this point
Kramburger: Oh Ben no
eric_christian_berg: Smootchie-poo!
RoastedGravy: “Hello, insert name for significant other here, I am back in my residence.”
RaklarLS: why is there a tape recorder on the table, disconnected?
itomeshi: Give her a name and character and you can not just use generic pet names.
MinniChii: at least husband calls me Jess.
circusofkirkus: hello spouse
silverwolf_night: And thank you soooo much for road quest it was amazing
PyroWulf: Dear god this man's jeans are painted on
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "better"
Laduswala: Man, go big or go residence
jessieimproved: well damn
e_bloc: holy shit
Admiral__Albatross: OWLJunkrat
korvys: !cw
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Kramburger: You were saying???
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Cepsys: omg this synth, lol
Darleysam: a picture from the day Sam married Sam's WIfe
BusTed: YEET
cabbageboy_: hahahahahahaha
ZeroskieS: LUL
HoloTheWiseWolf_: rooowwwwaaaaa
NimrodXIV: RAAAAHH
ContingentCat: what
RaklarLS: yeaaah!
Ferisar: nyahhhhhhhhhh
IsaTheEngie: rrrraaaaaaagggh
RoastedGravy: That’s no hallucination.
TheMerricat: Liev?
ArgentumFlare: Does that guy have a PIPBoy?
jessieimproved: f
ardias014: wut
Durzo_Blint_: you were saying Ben?
Laduswala: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Ryenji: alright then
Omthebox: Huh
Stripe_dog: K.
ComradeMik: can't be a hallucination, it's not red
KiraKiraKid: YOOOOOOO YEETUS DELETUS
windmires: raaaaaaaaaaaahh
Admiral__Albatross: rAAAAh
cabbageboy_: YES
RealGamerCow: uh
circusofkirkus: wheelerY wheelerT
bv310: What the actual fuck
Mysticman89: you got palm yeeted
Rynehawk: WHAT DID I JUST SEE
e_bloc: welcome to the highlight reel
NightValien28: and dead
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Leiv why
kumatsu: DEFENESTRATION OF A HORROR GAME PROTAGONIST
Rhynerd: Ded
flangdale: PogChamp
Zalthia: What
Perivale: this is so wonderful
ComradeMik: also, what the fuck just happened?
Zalthia: Wow
samwonk: This game got wait better now that
RoastedGravy: U died
Perivale: I love how bad it is
Zalthia: That
korvys: YEET
PyroWulf: BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY
ComradeMik: ahhhhhhhhhh
simriel: Doesn't need a name if she dies 10 minutes into existence
Zalthia: Was sudden
cabbageboy_: No time to think, time to KILL
korvys: wheelerY wheelerT
RaklarLS: sandman is zombie man looking for HAAAAAADES now.
Alahmnat: I'm gonna count that as "defenseless protagonist"
ComradeMik: is this person doing a shitty snake impression?
FireFlower18: yowho called that earlier?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did sam die
Kramburger: Wait, Sandman isn't a codename???
bv310: Didn't Sandman get shot like a bunch of times
blip2004: WHY INTRODUCE SAM!
ChefStephen: is he too angry to die
ThePerrBearr: the guy with the daymares is dead
Rhynerd: is Sam straight dead?
ComradeMik: also, is that guy dead? what was the point of introducing him?
Zalthia: Didn’t he get shot?
e_bloc: this is the guy who got thrown off the plane
NightValien28: why kill the people in the house?
e_bloc: I thought
cabbageboy_: Bet that really pissed him off
HoloTheWiseWolf_: but we had a vial busted on our face
Argumentable: he got pollux in the face
korvys: Sandman? Like from ECW?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so we are god now
Zalthia: I’m so confused
jessieimproved: So wait, the person who has the daymares can't be dead...right?
Gadget_Gurl: hes just taking a nap
enki1256: But sandman got... infected?
kcazduke19: BECAUSE DRAMA
simriel: If he is perfectly sane, why did he kill the wife?
PyroWulf: Mr. Sandman♪ Throw me through a window♪
ThePerrBearr: to take her life force
kumatsu: what kind of asshole says "It does not matter" without a contraction
AtomicAlchemical: So why was he here murdering people?
FireFlower18: knocked the hallucinations right out of him?
Rhynerd: Is Sandman a half-zombie?
circusofkirkus: why you kill resident?
simriel: If he is insane why is he talking normally XD
e_bloc: he was really mad she kept calling it a residence
Alahmnat: becoming undead means he can't use contractions anymore
LimeJester: Leaving witnesses, the mark of a true professional.
CamelAttack: Sacred Heart? Scrubs? The killer is the janitor!
bv310: Because if they left her in they'd have to pay her voice-over for a second hour of dialogue
RealGamerCow: When does General Sandman chug a beer and smash the can on his head?
GraceTveit: A daymare... During the night!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh so where just preditor
Kramburger: The wife of a MAIN character, who didn't even get a NAME?!
RaklarLS: it's highway star!
Alness49: Her name was Fridga
korvys: Ok, whatever effect that is is really quite disorienting
e_bloc: this is worse than blair witch
samb6678: who dat?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can't immediatly think of something worse
PyroWulf: A daymare during the night? Some kind of...night...fear?
cabbageboy_: I dunno, remember that one game? The one with 500 keys?
Laduswala: What else are some of the worst game you've played on stream?
Kramburger: "If Resident Evil 2 was not bame by competent writers"
jessieimproved: Well mechanically it's not a bad game...but dialog/plot? lrrWOW
KiraKiraKid: This is trying to be Resident Evil, FEAR, and Walking Dead all at the same time lmao.
ZeroskieS: her name is BABY?
bv310: Is she missing an arm?
Juliamon: Here Lies Sam's Wife
BrokenGolem: um, don't wake up...
Zalthia: So. She’s dead?
KiraKiraKid: OHGODBABYNO
captain_wulf: don't wake up... stay dead
samb6678: rip
e_bloc: you need arms to wake up
Kramburger: Looks like she needs a hand
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and then she wakes up
samwonk: This is... the game a lot of W+P games are trying to be.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: nom nom nom
plummeting_sloth: uh, you don't want her to wake up like that
gek_tw0: oh cool it's the road trip guys
Diabore: rule number 1 of zombie games, dont ask someone dead to wake up
frogomb: is this worse than the game with the code breaking, time travel and Russian spies?
seth_erickson: what a background soundtrack
Zalthia: Uhhhhh huh
PyroWulf: Here Lies Sam's Wife. Resident of a Home. Married to a (probably) Human being.
GreenMittenz: really gatta hand it to this game
Stripe_dog: This is how humans talk
silvalunae: denial is strong in this one
ArgentumFlare: What a weird looking refrigerator that corner is
kcazduke19: Who the eff cast this game
ContingentCat: can't argue with that
Laduswala: Aww, I'm trying to feel sad but this frigging music
LimeJester: Cut to the moment this emotional moment is ruined by her coming back as a zombie.
Rhynerd: Why did Sandman rip off her arm?
ComradeMik: @e_bloc you don't NEED arms to wake up
Zalthia: I feel nothing
inheizen: why didn't you take your magic nightmare pills idiot!
CompletelyUnsure: That's a really big house for a temp firewatch position.
Stripe_dog: This is City Propaganda
ZeroskieS: great, her name is Baby
jessieimproved: It's all your fault your wife was killed by a rando military guy on chems and zombie juice
RaklarLS: maybe she was already a zombie
Diabore: because hes craaaazy
space_turbulence: Time to fridge: ugh
kcazduke19: Even for a corpse she's wooden
plummeting_sloth: I always knew you were going to lose an arm! I always knew it!
gibbousm: shes been disarmed
e_bloc: 10 days later
GraceTveit: 5 hours later
armann24: also missing a foot
TheMerricat: and on top of that, if she was in the city now, she'd be be zombo.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: she wakes up bites us and we die
ZeroskieS: this game is great
Gadget_Gurl: na screw that id be all im gonna kill that F'er
Zalthia: I don’t care
Durzo_Blint_: inb4 this a manikin
ContingentCat: hey writers, why were we supposed to care about the death of a character you didn't even name
BusTed: That half shirt tuck.
the_elkae: lrrADAM_TK
BrokenGolem: guyjudgeZombeav
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DolGrenn: How can this be a daymare? It's night
TheExactSame: good news bad news
plummeting_sloth: his arms are on his torso very strangely
FireFlower18: GRABBIN PEELZ!
AdamYMHMI: I mean, you move into the woods and getting killed by a man shot six times in a helicopter betrayal while you're at your temp firewatch job is a very real danger we all face.
seth_erickson: She woke up
RealGamerCow: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
windmires: this voice acting is perfect.
PyroWulf: His beard not reaching the bottom of his hair oddly bothers me.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yes cause meds always work that fast
e_bloc: why did he leave the pills
bv310: Suddenly he's totally fine
cabbageboy_: uhhhhh
NightValien28: pills have instant effect
ContingentCat: um, ok
the_elkae: Wonderful voice acting this
korvys: "This isn't real, this isn't happening... this is just a DAYMARE"
Admiral__Albatross: where is she going to go?
Stripe_dog: I don't think she has any plans to go anywhere, bud.
ThePerrBearr: Is this voice acting?
ZeroskieS: stay here Sam's Wife Baby
circusofkirkus: damn, can my meds work that fast?
Ferisar: ah, revenge fridgequest
plummeting_sloth: Ah, Asprin. The ultimate anti-psycotic
MinniChii: her feet are gone......
aWabbajack: 7 years of my life!
cabbageboy_: oh my god this mans an idiot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the room was at least funny
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: her feet are also gone?
Boi_Ginny: That is 100% a mannequin
TehAmelie: a cripplingly oversensitive sense of responsibility is a heroic trait, judging by about half of every movie i've watched
Dwinick: LOL
flangdale: HAHAHAHHA
Kramburger: OMFG
HoloTheWiseWolf_: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stripe_dog: What
aWabbajack: Why LISA? WHYYY?!
PyroWulf: What the
flangdale: HOLY SHIT
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Enmity777: LMAO
jessieimproved: oooooooo
shamblingkrenshar: WOW
cabbageboy_: hoooooooooly shit
IsaTheEngie: what
rembe0: hahahahaha
e_bloc: YES
Rynehawk: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
KiraKiraKid: THAT LINE
NimrodXIV: REALLY
RaklarLS: YES
ArgentumFlare: WHAT
bv310: WHAT THE FUCK
PyroWulf: WHAT
alstides: HAHA
Earthenone: lmao
Laduswala: Oh hi Mark
KiraKiraKid: OMG
blip2004: whooaaaaaaaaaa
Cepsys: what the yes
silvalunae: best fucking quote of the game
ContingentCat: WHAT
Chillie: BEST LINE EVER
IsaTheEngie: bogotterWut
GreenMittenz: A+
Tisme_: what the fuck now
simriel: Nah the Room of Videogames is still Time Rammeside
Mysticman89: mind blown
HoloTheWiseWolf_: im dead
shamblingkrenshar: Please clip that
the_elkae: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Fugi: YES
PyroWulf: THAT IS SOME PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED BULLSHIT
alstides: That's a meme now.
Alahmnat: WHAT
Johnlocke1632: A+++++++
Daken1993: that was a line
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: This is amazing
samb6678: wait what?
windmires: people die when they are killed?
Inquisitor_Xian: AM I HAVING A STROKE
KiraKiraKid: HE'S GOING THERE... AND THEN HE'LL BE THERE
orangecrowe93: wtf best line ever
NightValien28: fucking hell
Fugi: YESSSSSSSS
cabbageboy_: and then... he'll be there
rembe0: And then he'll be there!
Rynehawk: I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF
e_bloc: game of the fucking year
ThePerrBearr: he'll be there? I'll be there?
alstides: "He's going there... and then he'll BE THERE!"
korvys: Adam, you're having a DAYMARE
LimeJester: Why is the voice in his head different than his actual voice?
NimrodXIV: he's going there. and then he'll be there
AranMathai: Who knows? Maybe Tommy Wiseau is ultimately behind this.
gibbousm: wut
plummeting_sloth: He's going there, and then he'll be there, and then we will have gone there
Perivale: this is so beautiful
chaoticclown: solid logic tbh
Nigouki: can we all just thank Adam for not allowing Ben to quit this earlier
AdamYMHMI: I want to use that in every day conversation now
Rhynerd: Subtitle said “and then I’ll be there” but that’s not what Sam said.
SoulEater50210: The subtitle also said something different
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itomeshi: It heard you call it 'The Room' of video games, and it realized that it didn't deserve that... yet.
the_one_and_only_kim: that almost just killed me, I was drinking as he said that, and it nearly choked me to death
silvalunae is dead
tezzerettinkerer: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: did I hear wrong or was that line utter nonsense
e_bloc: was that even his voice?
bv310: Quote of the year and it's only January 7th. Damn
silverwolf_night: weep you know I was holding back but what the THIS IS DESIGN SOOOOO BAD
Kazman20a: that needs to go on a button
ZeroskieS: LUL
gibbousm: in fairness he is in shock
Alness49: This NEEDS to be played tomorrow!
flangdale: Sober as the day i was born but this game is a TRIP
silvalunae: I will kill him to death
BusTed: There's that Shining rug again.
Dwinick: Someone.....wrote this line and then read it out loud and then heard a voice actor, say it out loud and then let it go to final production, right?
plummeting_sloth: Also, isn't Sacred Heart the hospital from Scrubs?
GreenMittenz: someone had to voice act that line
MinniChii: I think this is more of a W&P.....
e_bloc: sorry gotta catch the vod as I just watch that on repeat for three hours
PyroWulf: Someone got PAID for that line
Rhynerd: Oh hey, a shining carpet
AranMathai: "I will watch the sun rise, and then it will be day."
jessieimproved: I have literal tears
Earthenone: 2020 is over, pack it in
Alahmnat: we have a Sacred Heart hospital here in Spokane
Darleysam: AAA developers are afraid to write stories this hard-hitting Kappa
gibbousm: there are zombies. people DO NOT die when they are killed
blip2004: omg i'm crying
Perivale: video games are art
simriel: @plummeting_sloth Half the shit in this game is named after pop culture stuff
Rynehawk: the collector's edition is going to have a behind the scenes on the screenwriting
AtomicAlchemical: In case of dead wife, open door
the_elkae: I'm so glad that was clipped so much lmao
Diabore: he was supposed to say "i'll be there"
Titan457: Christ I can't breathe
Durzo_Blint_: "professional"
plummeting_sloth: eh... "professional"
Kramburger: We didn't even have time to talk about the fact that the voice in the cutscene was different from the voice ingame
bugernaught: captions said and then I'll be there
cabbageboy_: It's probably more like a professional software developer got paid to do that voice
bv310: Just knows outright
cabbageboy_: jesus
RealGamerCow: Next time you see Jacob, ask him to read that line with a straight face.
plummeting_sloth: also,, no cool dude
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i know that skull anywhere
the_elkae: WOW
auxv: HE GETS A NAME
ContingentCat: I mean, hopefully they got paid for working on this nonsense so yeah professional
Omthebox: He was crippled for LIFE
simriel: The first guy we shot in this game was called Al Powell, like... the guy from Die Hard
FireFlower18: 1998
Rhynerd: Roland always had that grin.
NightValien28: holy mother of god
kcazduke19: juke juke juke
Earthenone: but he is not crippled... for DEATH
MinniChii: he is dead.... so he was crippled for Life.
flangdale: yeah, the fact hes walking is the only thing wrong with this picture
RoastedGravy: We shouldn’t kill Roland.
thehighsloth: this game is hella entertaining
Durzo_Blint_: His arms are so weird
bv310: Yeah, this generic zombie has a name. Your wife? Not so much
Inquisitor_Xian: is this game just poorly translated or what?!?! lol
Rhynerd: Wall blood!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: the zombie gets a name but not the wife?!
BusTed: wp
Zalthia: Yeah wait this rando gets a name but the WIFE doesn’t???????
plummeting_sloth: also, it looks like he has an errection. or just a MASSIVE hog
Kramburger: Time to name Roland, but not the Main Character's WIFE!!!!
MinniChii: why does it appear that guy has a tent in his pants?
KiraKiraKid: That boy had no lips and you are questioning THEY'RE sanity???
ContingentCat: katesBrad ???
Xenopenumbra: !uptime
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IsaTheEngie: Not Brad!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: random dead guy gets a name, but not wife
Durzo_Blint_: Sam never seems to know what to do with his arms
Argumentable: He can't answer you
e_bloc: I'd recognize brad's skull anywhere
simriel: Brad gets a name but the WIFE doesn't?
silvalunae: wait is this the prequal to that one zombie farm game
Alahmnat: BRAD
AranMathai: Misogyny? In this game? Never.
IsaTheEngie: wait, was that a Brad Leone emote?
Darleysam: Brad, with his easily-recognisable overalls and shotgun!
Rhynerd: Zombies get names, not wives.
DolGrenn: The wife's name is clearly baby
gibbousm: dat crotch buldge
e_bloc: you stay right here brad, I'll get the bastard who ate your skin
eric_christian_berg: DR. SCOTT
ZeroskieS: Wife had a name, its Baby
James_LRR: Cool Game?
Dwinick: The voice just legit just doesn't fit the character and the mood
RaklarLS: maybe the wife doesn't exist at all
RoastedGravy: Wife’s name is Resident_01
Zalthia: THeSE WRITERS HAVE BAD PRIORITIES
SilentOptimist: takes out his pager
HoloTheWiseWolf_: even better if we go to menu and its the army guys arm
BusTed: 🐷
space_turbulence: Funicular!
Ristow: BUHHH
cabbageboy_: oh my god what is wrong with that pig
plummeting_sloth: also, I'm pretty sure they misspelled funicular
AtomicAlchemical: googles how to reload shotgun
James_LRR: ahhh so many clips
gibbousm: I hope this is early access and not the final release
James_LRR: which one?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: its 98 there are no iphones only PDAs
RonnyConcrete: Any clip, James
kcazduke19: Reload bullats
Laduswala: lrrEFF This game is sapping my will to live
ContingentCat: certainly an entertaining game, cool though? no
Zalthia: Just name her Jill! It’s an RE reference!!!
RonnyConcrete: It's the same part
AranMathai: Rip Pumba.
bugernaught: then he'll be there
PyroWulf: cheer100 That pig is my face with the writing here
korvys: @James_LRR Any, and it's the voice line, not the subtitle line (which is different and less bad)
chaoticclown: waiting for the pudding to stroll just on in
Vyous: Resident Evil if it was D- Kappa
Mysticman89: This game puts the resident, in resident evil.
KiraKiraKid: Residence Kinda Bad
HoloTheWiseWolf_: its resident evil if A's didnt exist
plummeting_sloth: wait was he crippled or in a coma? those are different things
Laduswala: "in coma", not "in A coma"
silverwolf_night: fuck it got me
James_LRR: oh wow, this is bad
MinniChii: wow I jumped there...
SilentOptimist: Resident Evil if it didn't have a writer
ZeroskieS: Resident Upheaval
Kramburger: Roland Name Count: 2
AdamYMHMI: I want the rest of this game to just be a Roland back-story
PyroWulf: Sam's pills definitely aren't working this fast.
Despoiler98: @James_LRR yes....yes it is....
shamblingkrenshar: Resident Evil if it was written and directed with all the skill that went into The Room, apparently.
BusTed: That was a weird stair.
Stripe_dog: This gun makes things just stop existing
PyroWulf: He's -definitely- going on an actual murder spree.
SachielOne: 'Murica.
Mysticman89: REsident evil with 100% more resident.
Titan457: Residence Evil
CompletelyUnsure: Damn, I got to go to the store, but I can't look away . . .
raven534: Your life isn't an actual cost for the hugs
AtomicAlchemical: So random dude gets a name *and* a backstory and your dead wife is just "wife"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: god damn Titan457
bugernaught: all resident, no evil
BusTed: tarp's off
simriel: I mean Buckshot is probably pretty common to have in the middle of fuckass nowherem to give this game SOME credit
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plummeting_sloth: where... is this supposed to be, exactly?
FireFlower18: basement mission. close enough.
plummeting_sloth: the entrance line to an amusment park?
ContingentCat: those two were best friends
PyroWulf: So when are you two speedrunning this for GDQ?
BusTed: the jukes!
AdamYMHMI: We visit Roland's childhood home, see his first love, learn about the time he won a pie eating competition...
the_one_and_only_kim: doesn't your neighbourhood get together for a meeting and agree on standard ammunition incase of the apocalypse?
ZeroskieS: the dodges!
KiraKiraKid: The Jukes! The mad lad he did it.
Zalthia: It’s so easy just name her Jill! Or Claire! It’s an RE Reference! It’s not hard?!?!?!
Laduswala: The nameless-wife-fridging just caught up to me and now I'm uggggh
Kramburger: In honour of AGDQ, we're now speedrunning this game
Scrubbodiestobears: a Funicular is a sideways elevator
RaklarLS: it's a tin
e_bloc: it's a tram up a mountain
SachielOne: It's a diagonal elevator
BusTed: The mountain car thingy.
Nigouki: mountain train
Johnlocke1632: cable car system
RaklarLS: it's a tiny tram that goes up a hill
samwonk: A funicular is a sort of train escalator.
plummeting_sloth: it's a mountain tram
BusTed: Which I only know from The Adventure Zone.
Darleysam: it's better than a dullicular
plummeting_sloth: I only know that from the Amnesty arc
aWabbajack: is this Until Dawn 2?!
bugernaught: HES A SPY
TheMerricat: Fune-ick-ular is how you say it
PyroWulf: WWA Stands for Walk With Alias
Durzo_Blint_: lol
ContingentCat: the more you learn *star wipe*
e_bloc: I walk with Alias
BusTed: (Ben is right)
Kramburger: Oh I love Alias Sampson
DolGrenn: EliasV
Rynehawk: ben is the best friend
Mysticman89: tonjight it a night of learning. furnicular, and wattles.
Titan457: If we get a "Vengeful Child" or "I did it to help" then I'll finally have Bingo!
ComradeMik: ah yes, my favourite wrestler, alias the drifter
Electrodyne: It's a tram up the mountain to Rami Malek's resort hotel house
Laduswala: Nooo, no more mini games
FireFlower18: c'mon written in blood!
Electrodyne: From that other game
plummeting_sloth: here is a list of minigames you will have to do
ComradeMik: also, holy shit, they've named a character alias... God damn
AdamYMHMI: I wanted this letter to be signed "Pseudonym"
Zalthia: I think. I think this game might have been translated
EternalFayt: Guess we gotta do it for real.
ZeroskieS: what
plummeting_sloth: sure game. Sure
PyroWulf: Accidental puzzle solving
BusTed: slytqShrug
Titan457: Never didn't have it
NightValien28: sure
KiraKiraKid: WHAT
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Juliamon: benginTry
Zalthia: Sure
Sthrad: Ok.
Zalthia: Don’t worry about it
Chillie: Let's start with prophet
PyroWulf: That guy popped in SO HARD
Sogheim: shotgun? shotgun
bugernaught: bless you
Boi_Ginny: Ben is a wizard
Argumentable: Closed? The sign says open
TheMerricat: HSWP
plummeting_sloth: he runs the refreshment stand and the REFRESHMENT STAND IS CLOSED
DolGrenn: You did only sneeze on him
KiraKiraKid: Wow that guys nothin' to SNEEZE at? :D
ThorSokar: He shouldn't have had a head left the FIRST time
Kramburger: The didn't want to go for Lewis & Clark National Park?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lewis and Clark was that show about Superman, right?
FireFlower18: oh, we're in Idaho
A_Dub888: !findquote fuse
LRRbot: Quote #3044: "Take out all the fuses and replace them with a looney!" —Cameron [2016-07-25]
bugernaught: Lois and Clark
Sthrad: Sure
PyroWulf: Ben is clearly some kind of genius
Scrubbodiestobears: so, my friend just linked me the "he'll be there" clip, and i decided that even though scary games aren't my jam i should maybe not miss this one lmao
Earthenone: are you cheating the game and yourself?
Titan457: benginTry
plummeting_sloth: HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH TIS
Admiral__Albatross: WAT?
korvys: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Vyous: To give the game some credit, the subtitles say "I'll be there"
KiraKiraKid: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
circusofkirkus: wut
SydPreviouslyHeadache: god gamer
Tisme_: wait what
EternalFayt: Best puzzles?
Zalthia: @scrubbodiestobears good choice
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury You jest, but I watched Lois & Clark before I was taught about Lewis & Clark in school, and it fucked me up for YEARS
Grevas13: @Juliamon me too! i'm so glad i'm not alone!
KiraKiraKid: Bro you totally had me fooled.
KiraKiraKid: ouch
afr1105: how rude of you
Mysticman89: WE're tracking your eye movements.
circusofkirkus: aww thanks :D
PyroWulf: Time to hop into the Funicular and head to the Hospital
BrowneePoints: Heyyyy, just cuz I'm a Daywalker
ThorSokar: Souls are overrated
Daken1993: Adams right I dont have a soul
Kramburger: The developers were touting this game's 'immersive atmosphere', I'm certainly feeling immersed in something
bugernaught: why are we going to the hospital again?
Sthrad: this piece of junk work let's get on it!
Boi_Ginny: Can confirm, no soul here
kcazduke19: We need more nonbinary protagonists
Zalthia: Adam why are you so mean :(
A_Dub888: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #3354: "Chat wants context. They can't have it." —Cori [2016-08-31]
Vyous: Twitch chat is all philosophical zombies.
TemporallyAwry: Chat isn't real - were just an AI network being developed by the government. Don't overthink it :D
Argumentable: He sounds very angry
ComradeMik: who is he talking to?
captain_wulf: Ok Booger
e_bloc: when I put you in a grave that's where you'll be
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6265: "I must protect him, he's an Idiot." —Adam [2019-08-03]
James_LRR: i do
A_Dub888: Sam: "I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH"
HoloTheWiseWolf_: adam is fair and resonable god
AdamYMHMI: He heard that the funicular sent a bunch of people to the hospital and is just really confused...
n3ther: yes Kappa
HoloTheWiseWolf_: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4823: "nightbook is the insta kill of 2018" —Adam [2018-03-20]
plummeting_sloth: there's nothing more action movie than saying a badass line and slowly riding down a mountain in a tiny box
Titan457: @Argumentable If only his facial features also conveyed that emotion
n3ther: wow
KiraKiraKid: YOWCH
Dog_of_Myth: Shots fired
RoastedGravy: Man, this Death Stranding DLC is weird.
Durzo_Blint_: !quote james
Rhynerd: lrrWOW
KiraKiraKid: Poor James
Zalthia: You just said we didn’t have souls D:
PyroWulf: I'm confused by why "Cutscene Sam" sounds different from "Gameplay Sam"
RoastedGravy: !quote James
Earthenone: we are finally in 2020 keensight
A_Dub888: James "No Soul" Turner
BusTed: Someone's about to take a football to the groin.
korvys: I assume James doesn't have a soul cause he lost it to Adam in a bet
Mysticman89: Has that guy injected himself with tyrant birus yet?
samwonk: Does anyone, at this point, have any idea what Cleaner's plan is?
Sogheim: needs more waterskiing squirrel
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I went to the hospital, and now I'm here"
bugernaught: enter sandman
TehAmelie: shall we quote that? "I'm mean? I'm not mean. James thinks I'm mean? Speaking of things that don't have a soul ..."
Durzo_Blint_: These characters always look like they have no idea what to do with their arms.
Laduswala: This is so dumb, daaaaang
Zalthia: what does it even mean to have a soul?
e_bloc: this voice acting though
Grevas13: he pronounces his name lee-ev, but others pronounce it "leave"
KiraKiraKid: These guys sound like offbrand version of every anime all star cast.
Rhynerd: “I’m a zombie, Liev?”
korvys: "I'm hardcore" *drinks a beer and crushes it on his head*
EternalFayt: A+ Writing
Nigouki: oh right, the face vial
RoastedGravy: So, is Sandman Wesker?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: how did you survive, fucked if i know ok then movinng on
chaoticclown: ha his pistol doesn't have bullets
flangdale: what?
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bv310: This dialogue is a fucking A+
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Laduswala: Why is his face so shiny
kcazduke19: SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD DUMBASS
Cepsys: shakes head sadly
plummeting_sloth: Sandman? I loved your run for champion in the 90s!
ContingentCat: w h a t
RoastedGravy: Man, this delivery.
Wicker_Knight: "throwing in the towel" is also a boxing referenec
e_bloc: YES
BusTed: That's a pretty good one.
e_bloc: this writing
NimrodXIV: w h a t
Chillie: ok THAT is deliberate
KiraKiraKid: NECK HIGH IN DEEPER SHIT
Perivale: art
Kramburger: The main character looks like he's had too many facelifts
estyl10: BABAJHAAHAHAH'
flangdale: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun hey! You found another clip for your pistol. :-P
Daken1993: amazing
samwonk: They were talking about Holyfield-Tyson on the helicopter because nineties.
bv310: SOMEONE GOT PAID TO WRITE THIS DIALOGUE
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you have shit in yout shit you shit shit
Foxmar320: This game is amazing
AdamYMHMI: Truly, Shakespeare weeps.
Mysticman89: peak writing
ComradeMik: neck high in deeper shit?
DolGrenn: I mean, technically the shit would have to be deeper
chaoticclown: how does he use the pistol without the clip @james_lrr
RoastedGravy: THIS. DELIVERY.
ComradeMik: what the fuck?
EternalFayt: Stealing that line
shamblingkrenshar: This game's writing is a goldmine of terrible.
Rynehawk: so, are there two piles of shit?
korvys: Ah, now we've got Area 51 references
PyroWulf: This man is going to be dead
Driosenth: just shoot him
Zalthia: I’m so confused
ComradeMik: did Rhona Rousey deliver this promo?
estyl10: what the fuck
estyl10: what is this
Juliamon: This game's writing is making me think of, like, Metal Wolf Chaos
BrowneePoints: He sounds like the announcer for World's Dumbest Criminals
plummeting_sloth: yep, Wesker
bv310: He really likes ripping arms off
shamblingkrenshar: Whoa that escalated quickly
Laduswala: He disarmed him :D
circusofkirkus: you got me monologuing, you sly dog
Diabore: dude likes pulling arms
samb6678: disgusting
korvys: Oh hey, free iPhone
KiraKiraKid: JUST LIKE THE WIFE
Sogheim: easy animation?
Zalthia: Wow
SoulEater50210: its also the same arm as the wife.
Driosenth: he's disarming the,
ContingentCat: woah
Driosenth: m
Rhynerd: And it’s always the right arm too.
silvalunae: it's his tag
Durzo_Blint_: easy animation
FoxNihili: Cuzthey only made one animation
silverwolf_night: arms are key parts to fight he is just disarming him
Mysticman89: what if hes left handed?
RoastedGravy: Should’ve shot him.
samb6678: DISGOSTING
Kramburger: "You'll be remembered as a traitor" said the Traitor
e_bloc: keep squirting
ContingentCat: it's his kink
BusTed: At least Liev died.
Omthebox: That man is full of jam!
aWabbajack: KO
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did we just pull his kneck out
Titan457: Liev looks like a fucking Ken doll
enki1256: He... he looks like he's made of wax. Liev that is.
Forgotten_Lizard: Ballgame!
Stripe_dog: Oh no! Our protagonist!
bv310: F A T A L I T Y
BrindleBoar: Checkmate!
silverwolf_night: Finish him
plummeting_sloth: why... was his PDA tied to his pulse
gibbousm: so they're the Wesker?
gawag_: "knockout" jesus fuck
Zalthia: So.
silverwolf_night: He Disarmed him
RoastedGravy: I guess he got…disarmed.
Boi_Ginny: That's the line read you wanna go with? Don't wanna do a second take? okay...
Admiral__Albatross: He's full of chranberry sauce
Grevas13: he is fucking SPECIAL FORCES and decided to monologue at a guy who got up after six shots to the chest
RoastedGravy: Ba dum tsh
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: well Ben, at least you dont need to worry about losing that magazine
kcazduke19: WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING NOW
rembe0: I remember when Mike Tison ripped the other boxer's arms, that was a good fight too
bv310: Actual Literal Kenny Omega would be a fun twist
gamercat88: No Liev him alone
Earthenone: can we take his i pad?
Dog_of_Myth: Don't reach for those puns Ben
silverwolf_night: this game is something
RoastedGravy: Is the cleaner the villain?
korvys: Oh hey, free iPhone
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so are we the games protag now for good
NimrodXIV: still laughing at neck high in deeper shit
RoastedGravy: Also, I am so confused.
Laduswala: Ugh, the agents are named after chess pieces?
KiraKiraKid: Could you always put the gun on your back?
RoastedGravy: What is even going on?
Zalthia: Another cutscene?
plummeting_sloth: so, we're stuck because we don't have a battery packup?
samwonk: Cleaner is like the villain except he's not connected to anything that's happening in any way.
PyroWulf: Ah yes, a pistol, a MUCH better solution to things than a shotgun
Zalthia: Just have it be the same cutscene?
Sogheim: they're very intuitive
aWabbajack: Sam, another settlement NEEDS YOUR help.
Ferisar: it's a cellphone strapped to your arm?
Juliamon: That's N O T 90's tech even a little bit
Durzo_Blint_: It's literally just a phone taped to your arm
HoloTheWiseWolf_: to be fair the milatry do like making there stuff easy to use
Kramburger: Well, at least Liev died
RoastedGravy: @PyroWulf It’s when you need the delicate touch. Kappa
Zalthia: Don’t worry about it
Sogheim: nipple lights
PyroWulf: Truth. Gotta be delicate with your...shooting...dead..things
Durzo_Blint_: the moon
AdamYMHMI: It'st he moon, guys
Laduswala: Moon light
kcazduke19: Finger LED
silverwolf_night: its better not question any of this at this poke
Dwinick: He's a carebear
SydPreviouslyHeadache: same place Francis Morgan kept his flashlight
plummeting_sloth: look, if we need to find Sandman, we just need to find whatever arena the ECW was having a show tonight
BusTed: no ben
Cullim: you've learned to call down the moon to light your way
BusTed: just no
Ferisar: coming from the moon presence
MinniChii: hot apple cider? or cold apple cider?
Durzo_Blint_: check the bench
BrindleBoar: reminder not to do that because you'll get taint cancer
SpectralData: didn't you get nipple lights installed in 97?
bugernaught: nope
Sogheim: raise their butthole to the sky
InquisitorGaia: what?
Foxmar320: I heard about that
boristhewizard: bassooYikes
SilentOptimist: "craze" like 5 people
Rhynerd: Was there something on that bench?
RealGamerCow: butt-chugging sunshine
Earthenone: i guess no one can kick you where the sun dont shine at that point
eric_christian_berg: Perineum.
Fugi: Ben's telling the truth
flangdale: but WHY
aWabbajack: good way to break wind
frogomb: it was real
Daken1993: why though?
Zalthia: @sydpreviouslyheadache don’t bring York into this
Kramburger: It's 100% real unfortunately
ContingentCat: that's the right reaction Adam, it was dumb
bugernaught: ben did it
Sogheim: that was a real phrase, too!
BusTed: It was a thing.
RoastedGravy: Yeah, don’t do that.
IsaTheEngie: t-t-t-taint tanning (airhorn blast)
DolGrenn: Wouldn't it really be taint-sunning? The perineum
Fugi: it was an instagram thing that's why Adam doesn't know about it
CompletelyUnsure: It was popular as a boomer-meme for like five minutes.
Foxmar320: Yeah its real sadly
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Very popular” for like a week
enki1256: Sadly he is.
Vyous: fu-ji
silverwolf_night: you know I believe him
frogomb: doctors everywhere said it was terrible for you
Laduswala: It was real, and the typical Cali-white-girl-yoga type instagramming it
BrindleBoar: I mean, you can't, but he is this time, so. Kappa
Durzo_Blint_: sun-bleached assholes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @Zalthia you're right, Deadly Premonition is a good game
bv310: It had a fun episode of Sawbones at least
boristhewizard: I believe the kids are calling it "riding the Rapidash"
Fugi: No it's Fuji
plummeting_sloth: it was one of those Instant Graham things
silverwolf_night: people us to lite themselves on fire in there bathrooms for facebook
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Fugi: James lied to you
aWabbajack: like the Apple
RoastedGravy: First article on Google: “Wellness Fanatics Are Butt-chugging Sunlight In Order To Acquire Energy”
Naarius: #BlameJames
ancientspark: #BlameJames
Fugi: No it's literally the opposite adam
Kramburger: Fugi lied to you
Laduswala: #blameJames
James_LRR: don't drag me into this shit.
e_bloc: conversations that happen in vegas stay in vegas
Zalthia: Oh my gosh
Juliamon: too late
stevestein: LOL
bugernaught: damn it fuji
SilentOptimist: it's Fuyi
ancientspark: #DoubleBlameJames
BusTed: Was this in Vegas, when Adam possibly may have been drinking?
bv310: Fuhi
MistahFixIt: @RoastedGravy - That's a helluva first sentence to read after walking into the channel :P
flangdale: betrayed
kcazduke19: HElipad?
eric_christian_berg: It's pronounced "Larry"
James_LRR: That's why I just call him cutiepie now
DolGrenn: It's Fugi like GIF
boristhewizard: it's pronounced foyer
SharkHero08: uh, its Mt Fuji
e_bloc: Fiji
Rhynerd: Time have changed and so has the Fuji?
Fugi: You can call me Gamble
aWabbajack: not like the band: Fugee's?
bugernaught: Jamble
Diabore: adam youre not allowed to share that, what happens in vegas stays in vegas
armann24: fudge
PyroWulf: Fudgy?
RoastedGravy: I just think of him as “Australia man.” Or maybe that’s Funko. I can’t remember.
Kramburger: We need a new Autumnal rumble
afr1105: good night yall!
Dog_of_Myth: It's Xtopher
ZwieVinter: I propose a movement to pronounce it Fudge all in agreement say Aye.
RoastedGravy: Are you Australian perchance, Fugi?
bv310: @Kramburger Yesssssssss
MistahFixIt: VoteYea
stevestein: I just call him "Brendan Dery"
plummeting_sloth: #blamekate
OddBurd: So Fugi is a liar and a scoundrel.
VTMonster: call him Cole Gates
BrokenGolem: them gams
aWabbajack: this is now Silent Hill
ThePerrBearr: sexy zombie nurse
gamercat88: she lift
Dog_of_Myth: Call him Tim
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Helloo Nurse
korvys: Now it's like a non-AAA Silent Hill
Durzo_Blint_: wtf is that nurse outfit?
flangdale: #blamejames
Diabore: #BlameJames
SoulEater50210: Not gonna lie. That one scared me a little bit. I was just zoned out and BAM nurse.
Laduswala: Why do they make the zombine nurse hot
RoastedGravy: Call him “Twitch dad”
afr1105: #blamejames
MistahFixIt: Hopsital.
TheBearBee: But is it a sexy zombie nurse?
auxv: you don't have a gas mask.....
Rhynerd: #BlameJames
Earthenone: anyone missing an arm?
PyroWulf: Resident Silent Dead SpaceHillEvil
somedudewhoplaysgamesbad: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:22:47.
Calaban161: The 7 Days to Die nurse looks better
Sogheim: dead bodies are not evidence
bugernaught: He said he'd be there
SergeYager: So, is this just resident evil?
stevestein: His name is actually pronounced "Games", Adam.
bv310: Everyone knows real nurses are in miniskirts for work days
aWabbajack: Silent Evil Residence
Kramburger: Yeah apparently we're immune to gas
e_bloc: yeah just follow the trail of armless bodies
plummeting_sloth: why... why would you need EVIDENCE. Are you going to fucking arrest him?
Durzo_Blint_: was that nurse a stripper?
Rhynerd: are we gonna become a zombie?
Juliamon: SergeYager Yes but worse
EternalFayt: WE saw him a second ago, why do we need evidence?
circusofkirkus: the firewatch training program is intense
MistahFixIt: This is a weird Fallout mod Kappa
BrindleBoar: He's just American. We're born with gun affinity.
aWabbajack: Silent Dead Hill Space Residence
Diabore: tbh its not that actually
gibbousm: everything falls under 2 categories: James' Fault or Beej's Fault
Earthenone: he is an american forrest ranger right?
Ristow: you just press X
kcazduke19: That is no way a real nurse uniform.
ContingentCat: um, how is that gun staying on our back, there's no strap or whatever
Stripe_dog: It was implied this guy hunted
Wicker_Knight: Americans are taught firearm use in primary school Kappa
ThePerrBearr: This guy seems like wilderness person, since he's manning a Firewatch Tower
kcazduke19: Except in a porn parody.
Zalthia: Don’t worry about it!
shadowbow464: silent hill
Kramburger: OH THE WEED NUMBER
Earthenone: 666 was taken i guess
Titan457: @SergeYager It's Residence Evil
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun did you try quick ejecting your last clip and loading it thta way?
MistahFixIt: @ContingentCat - Our magnetic personality Kappa
ThePerrBearr: I would think if you're doing that, you know how to handle a firearm
plummeting_sloth: poor info sec, hospital dude
Rhynerd: 667
TheBearBee: I mean we have video proof that Adam can't handle firearms from Road Quest
Ferisar: 66nottodaysatan
ContingentCat: @MistahFixIt of course
Argumentable: if he was one number lower his mom would get mad
Durzo_Blint_: Residence Evil lol
gamercat88: did the return from dead hulked out guy kill Sam's wife?
e_bloc: the winner is the not-loser
kcazduke19: WHAT IS THAT FUCKING UNIFORM
Dog_of_Myth: This game is so bad it's good
Durzo_Blint_: wtf are these nurse outfits?
Kraest: Domicile of ill intent
PyroWulf: I appreciate that "Shaved head" is very much a trend among the hospital staff
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun
Earthenone: what if adam was doing poorly on purpose to avoid suspicion....
MistahFixIt: The legally-distinct knock-off of Resident Evil: Bad Tenant
silverwolf_night: to be fair they werent bad they were to good
Rhynerd: Why do these nurses not have shirts under their coats?
ThePerrBearr: it was haloween, and all the nurses were dressed as sexy nurses
ComradeMik: I haven't read way of shadows for a hot minute
Kramburger: I got into the final round of an Omegathon because my opponent tried to pass Oz off as a word in the dictionary
Calaban161: Doc Pleas
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun did you read his other series, it's really good
plummeting_sloth: "Do it for your health" this must be the hospital where Dr Steve Bruhl works
Durzo_Blint_: Lightbringer
Durzo_Blint_: it's better imo
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MinniChii: I wonder what a well-lit "horror" game would look like...
RoastedGravy: I can tell, Ben.
kcazduke19: Those nurse s should be suing the hospital for sexual harassment via dress code.
ComradeMik: lightbringer is way better
RoastedGravy: Kappa
Durzo_Blint_: final book just came out this summer
gamercat88: it is fun-damental ben
FireFlower18: hell yeah book date night
Kaaosa: Adam's just on the payroll of Big Literature
Argumentable: I never even learned how to read
RoastedGravy: Reading’s for blockers.
justshay99: Ayyee
Rhynerd: Was there an R.U. Thing in that freezer?
RealGamerCow: oh is that URL live?
Kramburger: LRR Book Club When?
RoastedGravy: And Ben ain’t no blocker.
ComradeMik: I gotta finish the 4th book and the last one
NimrodXIV: I'm reading the last Lightbringer book right now... and having trouble getting through it :/
FoxNihili: Sorry, I can't take a book seriously with a character named Durzo Blint.
Zalthia: I want more books to read, but I’m never motivated to go find them
Kaaosa: :>
chaoticclown: this chest beam you're rocking is neat
frogomb: reading is fun when it comes with die rolls and insta death
circusofkirkus: BIG LIT
ThorSokar: Adam already HAS a stream called Adam reads a book
circusofkirkus: LIT BIG
Kramburger: Let's be real, Adam isn't on ANYONE'S payroll
plummeting_sloth: Cameron's gonna want in on that, I feel
MinniChii: lightbringer is a good series
silverwolf_night: another thing I find funny about games is that your guy wouldn't be able to hear after firing a gun in door
kcazduke19: Adam: Ann, Makoto, or Futaba?
ComradeMik: @foxnihili it's basically anime tho, so don't take it too seriously
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silenceaux: Exposing the source of his secret funding
MistahFixIt: Cameron: "Wait you get PAID to read?!"
the_one_and_only_kim: I mean, Amazon is basically Big Literature
plummeting_sloth: "Thankfully for me, I can't read"
Dog_of_Myth: Wait.... @Kaaosa has a sub?
bv310: Haru, clearly
PyroWulf: So OSTENSIBLY the light is in your "Definitely not 1998 technology" wrist band
silverwolf_night: even more so with that shotgun
Kramburger: Makoto erry day
e_bloc: probably makato
MinniChii: I've read it like 3 times now.
PyroWulf: But yeah it definitely emerges from somewhere mid-chest
Kaaosa: @Dog_of_Myth uhhhhhhh
SoulEater50210: I recommend "The Beast Player", its a book they translated from the writer of Moribito
circusofkirkus: Yusuke
Laduswala: Sam has a weird butt
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ryuji!
Zalthia: What?
FoxNihili: Makoto, best girl from SF3.
e_bloc: Mona
Kraest: I worked for the library of Congress (by technicality)! :D
ComradeMik: who's your waifu Adam?
RvLeshrac: WHO IS BEST GIRL ADAM
Earthenone: makoto has a motercycle. case closed
Inquisitor_Xian: I just started on the black prisim a few weeks ago, i love it
FireFlower18: Ann, full stop
BrindleBoar: the goth doctor is the best girl
IanJacek: Joker is best girl
EternalFayt: Waifu
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JakeKamas: Speaking of Persona 5, Adam, would you recommend playing that game or no?
Calaban161: Did this not just happen tonight? How was all this set up so quick?
Durzo_Blint_: There are a ton of Sacred Heart hospitals Ben
bv310: Haru has a battle axe though
Cepsys: i'm hoping we run into the Janitor
RoastedGravy: I am not following this conversation at all.
Perivale: But you're no superman
Kaaosa: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub! :>
IsaTheEngie: tbf Futaba is aesthetic goals
Kramburger: Stop forcing women to compete
RoastedGravy: WHAT IS GOING ON?
frogomb: I thought you loved anime now Adam
plummeting_sloth: His is John C McGuiness talking to you now
shadowbow464: so ryuji
Aztren: Queen or bust
RoastedGravy: WHAT GIRLS?!
KiraKiraKid: Best girl is the Doctor easy
Wicker_Knight: Doctor, Teacher or Journalist then Kappa
BrowneePoints: Ryuji 2nd Worst Character
samb6678: wait, he has an arm thing
plummeting_sloth: or maybe the Janitor
Dog_of_Myth: @Kaaosa fixed the problem
PyroWulf: Doctor Cox is best girl
MistahFixIt: Sacred Heart is kinda like Mount Sinai - There are HUNDREDS of them
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this just HAL?
Zalthia: Is this a persona 5 thing?
space_turbulence: As a real-Life librarian I can confirm Adam isnt on our payroll...*cough*
TehAmelie: i think that's McGinley
justshay99: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:11.
gibbousm: who is best waifu amongst lrr?
Veshnikard: Ryuji is best girl
simriel: Also what surgeon refers to his guys as 'My men'
ComradeMik: but alas?
Titan457: Bruh, he can't see you. You don't have to talk with your hands
Kaaosa: @Dog_of_Myth you complete me
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RoastedGravy: Windmill slam James best waifu.
Perivale: I love his voice
eric_christian_berg: I'm King of the Hospital!
ComradeMik: that's not how your use that phrase!
MistahFixIt: Also: why are we wearing a Pip-Boy?
Dog_of_Myth: Is the Doctor HAL??
Aztren: why are we talking to HAL
Sthrad: Evil Doc
ComradeMik: who the fuck is writing this horseshit!
RealGamerCow: You suck, eh?
Zalthia: Everyone is dead!
4q72_: snugasabuginarug
Durzo_Blint_: his body language is so weird
BrowneePoints: Nope. Yusuke is great
InquisitorGaia: That is a hal system
Fugi: Weird way to pronounce Ryuji
ComradeMik: morgana
Kramburger: Yuske is a creep that hides it by being artistic
Laduswala: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Sam
belladante_: Akech
Ryenji: morgana
InquisitorGaia: wtf
CompletelyUnsure: Morgana
Zalthia: Is this a persona 5 thing?
silenceaux: That detective kid
IsaTheEngie: Akechi
Wicker_Knight: Kamoshida
kcazduke19: The first boss character
simriel: Who is this asshole XD
BusTed: Except for Ryuji, who sucks.
BrowneePoints: Morgana is the actual worst
FoxNihili: Go to bed, Ben.
Olomag: Ryuji
James_LRR: hey, shut up, i'm trying to pay attention to this game
James_LRR: jesus
Kaaosa: Morgana spends too much time telling me to go to sleep
bv310: Pancake Boy sucks
ContingentCat: katesLurk
Fugi: Best character is the cafe owner. Sojiro?
androgyknits: James y u mad
AdamYMHMI: They're talking about banking or something, James.
InquisitorGaia: I cant do that for you dave
shamblingkrenshar: Sojiro is best anime dad.
Calaban161: @LoadingReadyRun Mokoto best girl
Perivale: #blamejames
MistahFixIt: Uncle Sojiro is best dad tbh
BrowneePoints: Reminder, Adam looks like the P5 gun shop owner
silverwolf_night: Ben and Adam Fun fact about fire ares, Did you know that if you fire an RPG indoors the kickback will kill everyone in the room. Including yourself. Even if you fire out a window. Room size does matter a bit but most standard size rooms are death traps
SergeYager: Come on streamers, there’s... checks notes... plot happening right now
simriel: Why is this Surgeon a complete asshat? He's a Surgeon, he helps people
plummeting_sloth: Ah, WEst Wing. Another TV show ref :P
Rynehawk: you are one insane motherfucker and when you get there you'll be fucking your mother
RoastedGravy: @BrowneePoints No, that’s Alex.
DolGrenn: Sojiro's hair doesn't fit his head in the portrait
gamercat88: Walker Texas Ranger
aWabbajack: Walking Sim
Laserbeaks_Fury: Walker Dead
stevestein: Don't listen to Games Turner, Adam.
BrowneePoints: @RoastedGravy he straight up looks like Adam in Alex's hat
Kramburger: Adam's going to be so upset during the Aketchi's 10 minute shirtless monologue
IanJacek: Do you see my joke eh yugi boy?
ComradeMik: gramps Turner ruining the fun
RoastedGravy: @BrowneePoints I gotta see him again.
circusofkirkus: plz do
James_LRR: cause I konw how to fucking stream like a pro
Scrubbodiestobears: you should
RoastedGravy: Cuz I swore he looked like Alex.
4q72_: turn the minecraft music up i cant feel the ambience
e_bloc: lrrWOW
justshay99: not over James' screaming from sying so much
eric_christian_berg: It just wouldn't be Let's Nope if they paid attention to the plot.
Durzo_Blint_: YOOOOOOOOOOO
kcazduke19: BURN
PyroWulf: It's not theft if the person who had it previously is dead. THEN it's Graverobbing
gawag_: mom and dad are fiiiiiighting
BrowneePoints: ROASTED
KiraKiraKid: OOOOOOOO HOT TAKE
rembe0: WOW
BusTed: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
bv310: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
James_LRR: i can't
stevestein: Hands up those who would like to see Adam live commentary during Mine O'Clock \0/
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ouch
plummeting_sloth: oh great, now you can call him on your Codec
EternalFayt: Serge is hurt.
simriel: You hurt Serge!
e_bloc: stream suddenly cuts off
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dave will be here to replace you shortly?
Kaaosa: They've got tenure
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG /
Laduswala: Aw, Serge is adorable
ContingentCat: smash cut to next Mine o'clock
bv310: lrrWOW_SA lrrWOW_SA lrrWOW_SA
KiraKiraKid: PHEW
BusTed: Close one.
flangdale: sergeHeart
KiraKiraKid: gg close game
justshay99: sergeHeart
kcazduke19: THat fucking uniform though
RoastedGravy: Serge best coffee bean.
Kramburger: OMFG NO
4q72_: medical dubstep
Dog_of_Myth: @SergeYager is the best
Ferisar: wait
ComradeMik: so Ben, your favourite is when Serge slaughters villagers in a machine?
SergeYager: Thanks friend. It’s a tough to carry James through the show, but I do what I can.
Titan457: He just called the doctor a fruitcake
plummeting_sloth: put the drops on your brain
Ferisar: like eye drops?
Ferisar: but for your brain?
DolGrenn: If "professional streaming" is falling down a hole, I'm glad this stream isn't professional lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
bugernaught: whens the last time we saw another car
Laduswala: Nevermind, Serge is savage
gamercat88: gotta go to the west wing room 10
e_bloc: the vault leader would like you to find the water chip
InquisitorGaia: you talked to HAL and hal asked you to find a key
RvLeshrac: This is where James abuses the stream key to go live and override Let's Nope with MC
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MinniChii: ouch
justshay99: HAHAHA
blip2004: west wing, room 10
Naarius: Being a miracle worker is hard, Serge
James_LRR: and... you all enjoy this sort of stream? Whoda thunk it.
silverwolf_night: soooo yeah don't fire RPG's indoors unless you want to kill everyone in there
gibbousm: use the map?
kcazduke19: Better poll: Best Resident Evil Protagonist?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: snerge has emerged
seth_erickson: Clarr
androgyknits: I like how James gets mad and we all laugh, but Serge is dismayed and we all apologize immediately
James_LRR: its fun
NotCainNorAbel: This is fun since no one is falling down holes
Aztren: #teamjames
Laduswala: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:16.
Kramburger: Oh good. Hacking.
simriel: I bet we can hack it with a Single cable
shamblingkrenshar: "Nobody can hack this." "If I had this thing I could hack it."
stevestein: I mean, I'm enjoying this sort of stream NOW, @James_LRR
InquisitorGaia: z got up
Earthenone: i think it said hacking stuff is all bonus, not plot
silverwolf_night: this is my first time watching this type of stream, normally I only watch the long game replys and Friday Night Paper fight
PyroWulf: You knocked his hat off
Diabore: gotta knock his shoes off to kill him
AdamYMHMI: Didn't... didn't this happen like less than a day ago? Who is leaving journal pages?
RoastedGravy: Oh god, I just saw a pic of butt chugging the sun.
silverwolf_night: I hope I can get a better job soon so I can start resubbing again
Zalthia: I’m just sad and tired and hoping the stream will ward off my depression for a bit.
RoastedGravy: Good lord.
Juliamon: The difference between Let's Nope and MOC is whether the falling into pits is scripted.
plummeting_sloth: get that sweet lute. Play some tunes
Darleysam: getting the bonus stuff is the only way to show the developers you were worthy of their game
4q72_: hope the janitor gets paid soon
Damaris1034: I have acquired a cat on my lap
RoastedGravy: Maybe you should’ve read the manual, Ben. *dab*
Laduswala: I wonder what happens when you actually die in this trash game
FireFlower18: it's me.
bv310: I appreciate how all the zombies are also unending acid hoses
Durzo_Blint_: that's James after Serge raosted him
James_LRR: i'm always here
James_LRR: and yes
justshay99: oh hell no
James_LRR: we are
ContingentCat: don't lie
Titan457: @Damaris1034 Do you own a cat?
ContingentCat: you're not sorry
Kramburger: Gotta love a happy ending
HoloTheWiseWolf_: please
Damaris1034: @Titan457 Yes. It is a known cat
kcazduke19: i-frames
ComradeMik: be humble
justshay99: life
bugernaught: he is groot
AranMathai: Quadruple-tap?
bv310: Oh hey look, it's Mr X
PyroWulf: I'll put money on that guy having iFrames on wakeup
4q72_: only takes damage when it's standing up?
plummeting_sloth: 100% it couldn't register damage when it was down
Despoiler98: that was just animation waste
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Titan457: @Damaris1034 Good. I would be concerened otherwise
ComradeMik: bullets are a commodity ben
Durzo_Blint_: he probably can't be killed during the reviving animation
theinvisiblevoice: ben casually singing genesis over here
Zalthia: My stream broke
FeverRadish: I’m guessing you can’t interrupt his animation
Aztren: havent you ever been to America?
plummeting_sloth: they pulled those out of people
Earthenone: its set in america, checks out
KiraKiraKid: I really just wanna hear more dialogue lmao
NotCainNorAbel: You need to watch more ER. They always follow up scalpel with 12 gauge.
IncredibleFrown: !quote nintendo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I was checking the Steam discussion for the game and I think you lose your clips for your pistol due to a bug, a lot of people mention it. But the responses imply you can manually reload the clip somehow.
stevestein: I don't want to go to any hospital that doesn't have ammo magazines strewn about the floor randomly
StephenJM81: is there any cheat code to get a replacement clip?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clip it, that's the ticket!
justshay99: just pistol whip
Titan457: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
Laduswala: Ben Marie Kondo'd his pistol
RoastedGravy: Umm
orbitaltuna: just let it go, what're you gonna do? build a snowman?
IncredibleFrown: thank you
RoastedGravy: That’s not how you hold a shotgun.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: a good dev would put a few clips to find along the way just incase
Diabore: the SMART way to do this system is to lose the bullets, not the magazine
Laduswala: His pistol did not spark joy
PyroWulf: Can you select the pistol and combine it with the ammo?
plummeting_sloth: this game is teaching you a hard lesson about different bullet calibers
PyroWulf: Oof
plummeting_sloth: a hard, dumb lesson
Juliamon: lrrGOAT
James_LRR: you're welcome
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RoastedGravy: lrrGOAT
gawag_: someone clip that
Fugi: james calm down
RoastedGravy: James, pls.
4q72_: tapes my iphone to my forearm for science
circusofkirkus: nameless wife!
InquisitorGaia: a what?
KiraKiraKid: It's okay James we'll always love you.
LaconicLad: ooooh, so it's FEAR now?
stevestein: Calm down, Games
Titan457: James, do we need to put you and Adam in different corners again?
IncredibleFrown: "oh no, we're having a daymare!" *stream buffers*
James_LRR: sounds peaceful
plummeting_sloth: Ban 'em, Fugi
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
justshay99: pew pew, theres a crime
AdamYMHMI: It's America, that's how we enter rooms here.
Kramburger: Fugiman, the Internet Detective
Nydestroyer: insert and then I started blasting meme
RoastedGravy: That’s a toilet.
plummeting_sloth: shitting bullets
captain_wulf: must be Texas
plummeting_sloth: That's taco night baby
Kramburger: Talk about shitting clips
Damn_TheGas: A magnum dong
IncredibleFrown: environmental storytelling
IanJacek: Imagine pooping magnum ammo
Halfwingseen: you guys don't keep your ammo on your toilet? am i the weird one?
ContingentCat: ah yes toilet ammo, a normal thing
PyroWulf: Some magnum ammo, for when you need to drop a power-deuce
MinniChii: might wanna heal?
KiraKiraKid: Bullets on the Toilet is the name of my new band.
Rhynerd: When they say magnum shits....
orbitaltuna: wait, so are you still monsieur diquebutte?
GreenMittenz: If you shit like a shotgun then maybe you need some fiber
GanjaShimada: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS_SQ
Fugi: @James_LRR ok i'll turn off the channel friday morning just for you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not typically the Magnum I find in a public bathroom, but okay
TheMerricat: Wow! @Fugi lrrWOW
4q72_: herbis??
InquisitorGaia: how do you play magnetic tape with a phone?
PyroWulf: THE HURBIS
simriel: Hurbis
Foxmar320: wat
CapnRobert: lololol
Laduswala: HERBUS
e_bloc: the what
Erudite_Cynic: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
flangdale: herbus
gamercat88: the herb-is
samb6678: herbus
Wicker_Knight: THE HERBUS
Rynehawk: W O W
Kramburger: If you found ammo *in* a toilet, it would have to be literal zombies outside before I'd touch it
TheAwkes: Your ultra-slim touchscreen wrist computer can play cassette tapes?
ContingentCat: Herbus???
FeverRadish: Lol!
BusTed: Very good.
ComradeMik: the what now?
Halfwingseen: Hurbis, fully reloaded.
KiraKiraKid: herbus
windmires: the hurbis of making this game
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SoulEater50210: Hurbis
Titan457: Herbus Jerbus
Electrodyne: The bullets are in the toilet, but the log is on the table
IsaTheEngie: The Herbus
orbitaltuna: OH THE HERBIS
Despoiler98: this is the greatest game ever made
plummeting_sloth: look, there Hisbris and Herbis
ComradeMik: the herbers
walkeroftales: We've been playing God. And Doctor. And House. And Policeman.
shamblingkrenshar: The herbus of whoever wrote this game.
n3ther: the herbus of man
RoastedGravy: OH THE HERBUS
DolGrenn: The real hubris was putting hubris in your script without knowing how to prnounce it
Darleysam: the little fluffy things that talk gibberish?
GDwarf: I feel bad, but, like, they...they didn't redo the line?
Zalthia: Don’t worry about it
Erudite_Cynic: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
IanJacek: Indie voice actor tommy weisau
GraceTveit: Ah Christopher Walken as sienctist
e_bloc: thats not what herbus does
Rynehawk: hurbus durbus
e_bloc: !card hubris
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Durzo_Blint_: oh the hurbmanity
CompletelyUnsure: herbus aliaus is my new character name
PyroWulf: Dr. Jennings was definitely a Jersey doc who moved away
AdamYMHMI: Hurbis the love bug
Rhynerd: “You sure it’s not hubris?” “Say it as it’s written.”
RoastedGravy: I remember in the Odyssey when Odysseus fell victim to his hurbis.
e_bloc: that's exactly what hubris does
Kramburger: So, the devs are based in Italy so that gives the language a pass
stevestein: Herbus is what the kids call the marijuana.
walkeroftales: Hold on, maybe they hired some strippers to cheer up the terminal ward.
Electrodyne: lrrBEN_RD
captain_wulf: would you kindly...
4q72_: i don think health is this hospital's priority
bugernaught: boooo
Halfwingseen: that wasnt a nurse, that was a nurbis. common mistake
BusTed: good joke 🙂
TehAmelie: hurbis was invented by Herb Iceman in 1821 when he accidentally [blank]
BrowneePoints: I mean, they DID wear outfits like that in the 50s/60s
RoastedGravy: So, what’s even going on?
Pal_Friendpatine: The fan’s shadow was not spinning
RoastedGravy: I asked, and no one answered. BibleThump
ForOhForError: secret tunnel
InquisitorGaia: wtf
simriel: I just need "where did that corpse go" got Bingo!
TehAmelie: yes we're now improving jokes
BusTed: yoooo
Durzo_Blint_: SECRET TUNNEL
KiraKiraKid: I can't believe that the best voice actor is Dr. Atherton and he's fucking asshole.
EternalFayt: Hospital with secret doors.
Rhynerd: Your wrist goes beep
TheMerricat: lrrCOW_SG
EternalFayt: Sure
BrowneePoints: Kitty from that 70s show wore an actual period correct nurse's outfit that was like that one but a longer skirt @LoadingReadyRun
auxv: magazine!!!!
Erudite_Cynic: why are there hidden rooms in a hospital
circusofkirkus: secret rooms with more LORE
Rhynerd: Oh, a pistol magazine!
PyroWulf: Atherton's Hurbis will be his undoing
flangdale: but WHY
walkeroftales: wait the device is called the d.i.d? The dissociative identity disorder?
Calaban161: @LoadingReadyRun That was a mag Ben
RoastedGravy: I think they mean utilitarian?
FireFlower18: Party1000 TROPE BINGO!!!
RoastedGravy: Ben, your epidermis is your hair, ya silly. Kappa
Durzo_Blint_: This guy is the only good voice actor in the game.
Diabore: not me, my heart is BIGGER (send help)
TehAmelie: dissosiative improvised device?
ComradeMik: "good"
Rhynerd: Is that why Sandman is ripping off the right arm?
Kramburger: Anybody want chips & gravy now?
SquareDotCube: guy has the muynchies
RoastedGravy @Kramburger whistles nervously
PyroWulf: Ah yes, the underground connection.
Erudite_Cynic: H.I.V.E. Terminal
gawag_: so what I've gathered is everything up until now ish was just prologue???
Kramburger: @RoastedGravy /me notices ur gravy
RoastedGravy: This is the PROLOGUE?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: NOW we get a storage?
windmires: the item b... [checks notes] terminal?
PyroWulf: One drug please.
Durzo_Blint_: with who?
4q72_: one drug to go with your mental drop
gawag_: I get the feeling the rest of the game is this character
Laduswala: I wonder how long this trash game is
Zalthia: @loadingreadyrun at least it’s a good bad game this time?
simriel: Oh we CAN buy more Mags
walkeroftales: Someone offers you a mind enhancing drug? You say, "No thanks! I only smoke weed."
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just a tip the magnum is appearently the gun you need for the boss battle if we make it to that point in the game. apparently the other complaint is since they didn't pace the game well they just shove a pile of magnum ammo at you at the end.
walkeroftales: i mean zombies, sam.
gawag_: like this is the first storage chest weve encountered, no?
flangdale: I do
walkeroftales: zombies are going on in this place
Lord_Hosk: BusTed did you used to have a The in your name or am I just conflating you with someone else?
Darleysam: Sam's got a purpose at least, to avenge his Sam's Wife
plummeting_sloth: it's cool. I hate Sam
itsr67: the lovable (and very hateable) idiot
gawag_: that makes me think this is the beginning of the game lol
Zalthia: He’s just nothing
SerGarretCameron: I do like how the computer logo is an upside down OCP logo.
PyroWulf: Your first save point is past the point of steam refunds
Durzo_Blint_: Residence Evil
Laduswala: Ew, up-gown shot of zombie bits
plummeting_sloth: STIFFARM
walkeroftales: SHASHASHASHA
BusTed: Occupado
KiraKiraKid: lrrSPOOP
Durzo_Blint_: I love how all the doors automatically close
MrTulip: Full Power Gaming
GraceTveit: Woooow
GraceTveit: Cool Game
MinniChii: how much was this game?
silverwolf_night: the save point is way to far into the game man
plummeting_sloth: a dream that till hurt you
James_LRR: sure
RoastedGravy: It was a Daymare. But it’s at night, so…
HoloTheWiseWolf_: wait for this whole game to be a dream
KiraKiraKid: THEY PILLS ARE KICKIN'... out?
PyroWulf: Those nighttime Daymares sure are bad.
RoastedGravy: Must be one of them nightdreams.
itsr67: is a daymare a normal horse? as opposed to a nightmare?
RoastedGravy: Daymare casts for 1WW.
plummeting_sloth: AHHH
4q72_: oh you're playing an mmo
jchinnock: This the new Bioshock?
Kramburger: You know, the title Resident Evil implies that there's an Intern Evil and a Chief of Medicine Evil
MinniChii: oof
samwonk: This game went from worst game ever to a solid F-, so, you know... okay.
e_bloc: BioShat
Zanaide: Head and shoulders above Bioshock
BrowneePoints: Rumors of a new bioshock coming btw
Wicker_Knight: "Head and Shoulders Above Bioshock"
FoxNihili: Would you kindly hire better voice actors.
plummeting_sloth: TEar you a new one... LIKE A DONKEY
Kramburger: NOW KISS!
jchinnock: a new donkey?!? yes!!
e_bloc: does bioshock have writing like this?
Laduswala: Uh, riding like a donkey?
RoastedGravy: DONKEY!
Perivale: is this GOTY 2020?
Laduswala: Sam is a tsundere
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Parthannox: Boo
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Naarius: This is the weirdest Shrek sequel yet
e_bloc: this is GOTY every year
Titan457: @Perivale No, it's GOTY 1998
shadowbow464: a wall
IncredibleFrown: "i'm a man of my word. also, i'm changing our deal"
KiraKiraKid: <3 <3 DOCMUEL <3 <3
silverwolf_night: sup james
Kramburger: Men have two emotions: Anger and Sadness that my unnamed wife is dead
TheMerricat: BTW chat, if you remember the game "Hatred", this is the same publiser.
flangdale: peak comedy
arantirz: Jokes on you!
RoastedGravy: For the frustation of the patients.
e_bloc: it was designed by Mr. Metroidvania
blip2004: that sure sounded like you need to go to the basement and bump into walls to find a completely hidden door
BrowneePoints: Hey Adam, if you were to ever DM a game on Dice Friends, what kinda game would it be?
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Kramburger: You should make Alex finish this game tomorrow on W+P
Durzo_Blint_: I'm starting to think those aren't real nurses, and this isn't a real hospital
plummeting_sloth: "When the music stops they're dead" Yeah, I remember the rave scene too
Laduswala: Yeah, I want to see Alex react to all the gun nonsense and sexy zombie nurses
walkeroftales: I'm starting to think this hospital was a combination hospital & strip club
Earthenone: i think adam would run a good BESM game
Titan457: This game isn't even broken enough to be on W+P. It's just plain bad
shamblingkrenshar: This game is just bad enough to be immensely entertaining.
RoastedGravy: Wait a second, I don’t live in this area. *wakes up*
Sogheim: this game is just good enough to be slightly below mediocre
e_bloc: Until Dawn: the Tabletop RPG
Durzo_Blint_: Jar time PogChamp
BusTed: He'd "take care" of you.
PyroWulf: Run a Dice Friends d20 modern game based off DAYMARE 1998
Sogheim: high praise
GreenMittenz: does putting everyone in a jar count as taking care of?
Diabore: ok, so youre in this forest...
BrowneePoints: Idk Adam, you do love your fantasy
Erudite_Cynic: do a horror game
Dog_of_Myth: You start in a jar.
Erudite_Cynic: Run Strahd
BrowneePoints: Ooooo!
TemporallyAwry: Good News Adam - Call of Cthulhu will almost do that for you.
Scrubbodiestobears: the trick to DMing is to remember that nothing kills the players faster than their own dumb choices
Kramburger: I look forward to Dice Friends: You all Start in Glass Jars
4q72_: you all fall into a pit
BrowneePoints: Adam running Call of Cthulhu!
Scrubbodiestobears: so you don't HAVE to actively kill them
gawag_: adam dm'ing would be sweet
BrowneePoints: It's a super lethal system!
MinniChii: I wouldn't really call a car crash amusing....
CaptainSpam: I still kinda want to see Paul DM'ing Toon.
Kaaosa: What about Call of C'duty
plummeting_sloth: you pressed a button to be catty about the desks cleanliness
Faulpyr: "You awaken to find yourself in a jar, what do you do?"
Diabore: id ask for some tips from dms youve had that you enjoyed to be a player for
samwonk: It's like a W+P game if they hadn't gotten bored and stopped 1% of the way in.
Inquisitor_Xian: Adam you might like Dungeon Crawl Classics! Killing your players is very easy lol
Kramburger: Call of C'Netflix
gawag_: the problem with call of chthulu is that it will be harder to have the adventures encounter someone in a jar
BrowneePoints: Call of C'Hootie
Dog_of_Myth: Smarter than a zombie
Kaaosa: Don't judge me
RoastedGravy: Call of C'booty
PyroWulf: C'hootie and the C'blowfish
BusTed: seabatTROG
flangdale: Kreygasm
Diabore: woah now
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Laduswala: Woah there
PyroWulf: I've read that fanfic
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
ComradeMik: if this game goes all Lovecraft on us, then I'll... I dunno, give up more on life
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Naarius: The ship is made of bees
Kramburger: It's also your job to be good at games, but that's never stopped you Adam seabatTROG lrrSPOT
Erudite_Cynic: seabatPjorg
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
LRRbot: HONK
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG = property
TheMerricat: You done messed up, you are in ADAM's world now.
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote judge
LRRbot: Quote #2934: "Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!" —The Professor [2016-07-09]
Wicker_Knight: Wait, is that what the Twitch EULA says? lrrSPOOP
Titan457: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
simriel: Last time I played CoC i played a Drunken tv Cameraman for a reality TV show that followed a cleaning company about
PyroWulf: HACK THE WORLD
theambivalentagender: I don't watch streams to watch people GOOD at games
wynternyghtynggale: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
ComradeMik: Adam may as well take control of my life, I'm not doing anything with it
RoastedGravy: @James_LRR Oh, bad news James.
RoastedGravy: Kappa
plummeting_sloth: god tier hack
MadWolf1290: for some streamers those are the same things
Erudite_Cynic: its good that you are Funny Savidan
shamblingkrenshar: That hacking minigame isn't the worst I've ever seen. I'll give this game that.
Diabore: cause they dont want you to read
e_bloc: and charming
Naarius: hawt
Erudite_Cynic: like a 5.5
Dog_of_Myth: Timing
Halfwingseen: perfect
RoastedGravy: LUL
Kramburger: He's an even 5 now
TemporallyAwry: Well yeah, TOP NOTCH comedic timing.
Laduswala: Minus cute points
plummeting_sloth: I had a horror game themed album, I would call it Lore and Ammunition
ThePerrBearr: the secret to comedy is timing
BrowneePoints: Adam, much like Soos from Gravity Falls, may just be the Perfect Man
KiraKiraKid: That burp was mad cute, dawg.
RoastedGravy: Adam, you’re an 11 now.
TheMerricat: kinda weird your cables burn out every use.
PyroWulf: *Shotgun blast to chest* "Ope."
Erudite_Cynic: Vegitini is that you?
Halfwingseen: why is adam acting like a dragon age character with the random italian
Halfwingseen: dragon quest
TehAmelie: i don't understand why soo many people like watching people just be good at games, but i don't mind. makes this chat useable jamieCare
MadWolf1290: lol
BrowneePoints: That MEAT SLAP sound
Halfwingseen: brain work plz. just once
BusTed: gottem
4q72_: he is.. Dragonborn
Kramburger: THE FOOTSIES
itsr67: make a little scream
aWabbajack: Skyrim belongs to the Fjords!
RoastedGravy: You know, that WAS the Terminator theme for a minute there.
4q72_: fus ro nope
DolGrenn: Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin!
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Ben
AranMathai: God, now I want to play Morrowind again.
walkeroftales: This power... It's unlike anything I've ever seen!
Nigouki: how did the go from Terminator to Pirates of the Caribbean?
aWabbajack: Dovakin! Dovakin!
BrowneePoints: Like, the sound of the gun stock hitting him was just like a wet meat slap
Laduswala: I thought it was Terminator there Ben
RoastedGravy: Sounded more like ragtime.
KiraKiraKid: Trying to take motherfuckers across the border?
Kramburger: seabatPjorg Ah, so you're Streaming...
BusTed: No fate but what we make.
James_LRR: yes
PyroWulf: Y'ever just open chest a zombie?
Pal_Friendpatine: You heard it too @roastedgravy !?
Erudite_Cynic: was it tho
Erudite_Cynic: thought not
RoastedGravy: @Pal_Friendpatine I did.
DolGrenn: Skyrim belongs to the pjorgs!
Zalthia: Have we won yet?
James_LRR: YES
ContingentCat: james is always watching
James_LRR: of course I do
Erudite_Cynic: he is there to prove a point
James_LRR: yet here I sit
James_LRR: watching you nerds
TheMerricat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:45.
Calaban161: You still have your cable
plummeting_sloth: all this game needs is gatchapon system
Titan457: ^
ContingentCat: watch and nopes are good ones
Erudite_Cynic: horrible games
Zalthia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (18:04 from now).
e_bloc: collectables would be great
Durzo_Blint_: My horror, you mean horrifyingly bad?
shamblingkrenshar: I vote this gets continued next week.
Scrubbodiestobears: this was... a thing
plummeting_sloth: did you ever finish the game with the adorable corgi?
TehAmelie: it was hilarious
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
4q72_: lrrDARK
Rhynerd: Thanks for this stream!
MinniChii: it was fun. have a nice evening!!
Laduswala: This was hilarious, especially with the James banter
Rhynerd: I hope we do continue this game.
Dog_of_Myth: Have fun at PAX
Zalthia: Tjis was nice
Titan457: Thanks for the stream!
Darleysam: thanks for the stream, this was rad lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream lrrHEART
FireFlower18: !!!!!!!
gamercat88: thanks dudes
TemporallyAwry: He SAYS it's the last one.
4q72_: great stream guys
plummeting_sloth: should be the last stream, I think
Kramburger: He's almost done apparently
ThePerrBearr: gotta fork that snake juice
Juliamon: !ppr
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TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun did you hear the folk behind mansions of madness had to shut down their video game division? :-(
plummeting_sloth: Theros, Beyond Jeff
Halfwingseen: boy do we love the peeper
Diabore: melissa
ContingentCat: Serge?
Diabore: serge is judgemans
Kramburger: Ah yes, that exotic name Melissa
ContingentCat: ah right
Durzo_Blint_: Serge and Nelson are judging
Sogheim: there's that new planeswalker who makes o-rings
Diabore: ur is spells on ops turn
Calaban161: Serge and Nelso are cool
BrowneePoints: Nope
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (18:02 from now).
itsr67: 2/4
Halfwingseen: oh boy do i ever
BrowneePoints: 2020 is the year of self love
Laduswala: Aw Ben
TemporallyAwry: !card Chromatic Dryad Lantern
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DolGrenn: 2G 2/4
Zalthia: I was kinda hoping the new walker would be a lady, based on the arena lines
Kaaosa: Adam and Ben, don't sell yourselves short. You're triple garbage
Kaaosa: <3
Halfwingseen: Ben would love Vegetini
Electrodyne: Aww yeah, Multi-Pals
itsr67: It's been funny
EternalFayt: The kind of shit where everyone is camp.
itsr67: and he loves the crafting
InquisitorGaia: DOPE!
theinvisiblevoice: ben trying to get pauly k banned in pioneer
DolGrenn: OMG YES
Zalthia: Night all
Calaban161: Good game Ben
AranMathai: Basically saved Star Wars >_>
DolGrenn: My username comes from KotOR II
Earthenone: kotor was the first game i added on steam
Earthenone: late night mon fight
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Juliamon: Hell yeah
ContingentCat: there's a 9am too Ben
Erudite_Cynic: 90 something GB
ContingentCat: lrrBEEK
hunkajunk: oh! Can we make sure that we get pictures of AliasV and Baxter?
ContingentCat: * lrrBEEJ
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: thanks for streaming! have a great evening.
Phosphatide: seabatCHOICE_SQ
ghostvalv: :O
Boi_Ginny: Bye bye everybody!
BrowneePoints: 2020 is the year of Kindness
Halfwingseen: uhhhhhhhhh
Scrubbodiestobears: do not pet bears
Earthenone: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #6624: "Everything west of the polar bear is mine." —Graham [2019-12-12]
BusTed: That sounds dangerous.
NimrodXIV: MOOSE
GraceTveit: :O
NotCainNorAbel: moose!!!
BrokenGolem: guyjudgeKevin
Nemowoodbine: dont pet the yao guai
Wicker_Knight: Editor's Note: DO NOT ATTEMPT
Mysticman89: James did get to drag race a moose
Juliamon: I don't WANT to touch a moose tbh
Perivale: fanx spoopy boys!
KiraKiraKid: lmao rude
TheMerricat: night chat :-)
theinvisiblevoice: James touched a bear?
EternalFayt: implying james touched a bear
KiraKiraKid: o/
ghostvalv: :O
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5439: "Show me that thick cotton!" —Adam [2018-10-24]
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (17:58 from now).