gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT lrrGOAT kathle3KNOT
ContingentCat: !findquote goat
LRRbot: Quote #6082: "When you see a goat, you gotta try and steal it." —Michael Majors [2019-05-31]
djalternative: hola friendos
gnome_friend: sergeHi @djalternative
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (7m from now).
thegreatwyrdling: GARBAGE DAY!
sir_jack_DB: grbdy
evilspoons983: PunchTrees
sir_jack_DB: lrrGARBO
gnome_friend: So I asked a robot the jar question, and they replied "I would take the jar"
SnackPak_: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
sir_jack_DB: O.o
Gizmoloid: Hi chat! Are you ready for https://media.giphy.com/media/1ZDDxoloLFOkYVc4zh/giphy.gif ?
sir_jack_DB: I suppose that's certainly an interesting strat
RealDarkAdamo: lrrHEART lrrGARBO
DarkMorford: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
gnome_friend: Wasn't the lrr card preview video great?
Metric_Furlong: new year new garbage
djalternative: yeah. that's a free person in a jar. I'm sure someone would pay good money for that
djalternative: the spoiler vid was great
DarkMorford: Oh yeah, I need to watch the card preview. Probably after W+P though
djalternative: it's short enough
Juliamon: It's short, and worth it.
Juliamon: Especially if you've been craving more Sadie Casperson in your life.
DarkMorford heads over to Youtube
Mister_BlueSky: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (3m from now).
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (2m from now).
gnome_friend: "And now a lore slide that we're obliged to show you" is very accurate
gnome_friend: unfortunately
TehAmelie: oh my, it's that time already
djalternative: looks like I'll have my very late lunch ready just in time for the start
Foxmar320: Hello
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Foxmar320
sir_jack_DB: hi Foxmar :)
simriel: Just in time
sir_jack_DB: *skrt*
Foxmar320: I heard there was garbage in here?
gnome_friend: Fill this chat with cream!
gnome_friend: awkward_skirt.wav
evilspoons983: woo 3:00 lunch
gnome_friend: * skrt
dialMforMara: hi friends
Lithobraker: I love when we get two W+Ps in as many days
gnome_friend: sergeHi @dialMforMara
thegreatwyrdling: awkward_fart.wav
JoTyler: welcome to the dump, theydies and gentlethems
Foxmar320: Yeah wow that Let's Nope game was amazing
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (35s from now).
dialMforMara: how goes @gnome_friend ?
Orgmastron: Who's ready for some garbage?
simriel: It was basically a W+P wasn't it
Foxmar320: It was
Izhuark: Hello chat ! how are you doing all ?
DarkMorford: Okay, yeah, that was a good spoiler vid
gnome_friend: @dialMforMara unsure and confused, how are you?
dialMforMara: @JoTyler I feel extra welcomed today <3
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Izhuark
dialMforMara: @gnome_friend getting over a cold and working from home!
gnome_friend: feel better
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (39s ago).
dialMforMara: thanks
JoTyler: :D
DarkMorford: Title change!
Metric_Furlong: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
BlightningHelix: Title update. It's GO TIME
ContingentCat: !!!
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
RealDarkAdamo: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Go do self care.
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy, everyone! Got your bingo cards ready?
JoTyler: thanks lrrbot
Nigouki: is there some way that chat can help with screening games for Let's NOPE so that it doesn't turn into a 2nd Watch+Play? or did they already get through all the actually decent horror games?
Juliamon: That's what we're here for, LRRbot
badpandabear: slytqFine
dialMforMara: !bingo
Earthenone: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out https://pump19.eu/bingo for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
Izhuark: @dialMforMara I wish you a good recovery. :)
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
GraceTveit: lrrSIGNAL
Tanglepixie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Tanglepixie! (Today's storm count: 1)
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: lrrSIGNAL xivCactuar lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: Garbage Day!
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL ?
NimrodXIV: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
herph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, herph! (Today's storm count: 2)
evilspoons983: oh good I have 2:30 to go make a sandwich
offbeatwitch: here we goooo
Dared00: SIGMOL
Foxmar320: lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX
Juliamon: Nigouki That's their secret, Let's Nope IS a secondary W+P
Myrmyrer subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Myrmyrer! (Today's storm count: 3)
Izhuark: Garbage day hype !
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always alive.
gnome_friend: Alive and Angry
Foxmar320: Juliamon fact
hd_dabnado: lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK lrrGARBO_TK
Fried_Popsicle: LRRbot confirmed alive
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't smoke a bullet.
gnomonclature: Holy cow, catching it when it starts!
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
hd_dabnado: !findquote nintendo
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
Toshar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Toshar! (Today's storm count: 4)
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
tim19862: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: (But seriously, they're not looking for just "good" horror games, they're looking for ones they can riff on too)
banderbear91 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
banderbear91: Garbage Day!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, banderbear91! (Today's storm count: 5)
ContingentCat: !findquote wah
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
Thatwasademo: is it... time?
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
wynternyghtynggale: wow garbage day on my actual garbage day <3
Thatwasademo: lrrSIGNAL
Toshar: its GARBAGE DAY!
Dumori: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Rhynerd: It’s time, time, time, to watch and play, watch and play
japolai: i found the "wah, nintendo is real" quote in a highlight from mid 2018
Reecer6: ah, something to distract me so i don't spend the next 15 minutes watching super monkey ball
isiah_jenner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, isiah_jenner! (Today's storm count: 6)
tim19862: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ArmondoSC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ArmondoSC! (Today's storm count: 7)
ValtheDrake: ah, it's a rare occasion I get to catch garbage day live
TehAmelie: stand against the, uh, devl garbage?
floki4242: lrrFINE
StarFreak359 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
StarFreak359: Yay!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, StarFreak359! (Today's storm count: 8)
RellaBug827: g a r b a g e d a y
JoTyler: @Reecer6 but super monkey ball is so gooood
wertler: i've got lego star wars on one monitor, and watch } play on the other - what could be better
Orgmastron: @Rhynerd Wow that's a deep cut
tim19862: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrHORN
Izhuark: Stand against the dustbin !
JonnyGlitch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
JonnyGlitch: Something Something Life and Universe and stuff
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JonnyGlitch! (Today's storm count: 9)
undecided44: twitch ads please
Foxmar320: I am ready to receive the garbage
Unas84: feed us g a r b a g e !!!
fiftymcnasty: @wertler lego LotR?
Robot_Bones: Garbage... uh finds a way
simriel: Ya know I secretly hope every week that they find Satan in the shit games they play just so they can, actually Stand Against The Devil
ContingentCat: @japolai it was mentioned again recently I guess that was the one that got added to the quote database
RellaBug827: tasty g a r b a g e
stinkylizard5: twitch reminding me of my taxes
wertler: @fiftymcnasty okay fair
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGARBO
gnomonclature subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
gnomonclature: Garbage day! But also, what you achieved with Road Quest was amazing. Great work, and thank you for all the work that you do!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, gnomonclature! (Today's storm count: 10)
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DoodlestheGreat: TIME FOR PAIN
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Foxmar320: Will the intro break this week. Lets find out!
kusinohki: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
ContingentCat: lrrGARBO lrrHORN lrrGARBO
Rhynerd: I hope it breaks
Foxmar320: Yo!
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: First garbage of the new year!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ClodiumSoride! (Today's storm count: 11)
Izhuark: !bingo
JoTyler: kawaii~!
DoodlestheGreat: KITTY!
simriel: they should NEVER reshoot that XD
tim19862: lrrHEART
meepsalot subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, meepsalot! (Today's storm count: 12)
lirazel64: 'sup
kusinohki: alex in neko mimi mode??
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGARBO_TK
TheMerricat: grrr. why is my internet cutting out now?
autumnrayne92: Mew
wildpeaks: kitty ? kitty !
patrick_stonecrusher: nyaaaaaa?
simriel: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out https://pump19.eu/bingo for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
TehAmelie: nothing wrong? that doesn't sound like W+P
Thatwasademo: nyoro~n
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RellaBug827: nya?
tim19862: SeemsGood
margieargie: :3
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, more jellicle cats
Solipsody: So-so. Lots of snow here.
Calaban161: The ears are confusing me
kassy_13: more kitty!
ContingentCat: of course it was, why would going online be anything but smooth
Anaerin: 3/10, no Ahehago face.
JonnyGlitch: Hey Hey
Astra7525: omg, your T-shirt Alex
Silver_Kn1ght: kitty? kitty? kitty!
Foxmar320: That tweet was concerning
wertler: i liked that tweet
Mangledpixel: but, like, nya~?
lirazel64: We'd cool.
Robot_Bones: is it new company policy to use the cat ears once per day on stream?
TheWarbo: yeah i was the same as alex
DoodlestheGreat: I'm doing dan-dan-DANDY! ariW
Unas84: just got a fresh haircut, so feeling great!
Fenrikson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Fenrikson: 37 months? What an epic Twitch Quest!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fenrikson! (Today's storm count: 13)
malc: I did that once. accidentally put tea in the espresso machines. it was not good
stinkylizard5: never gotten to watch watch and play before live hell yeah
wildpeaks: the tea master
Silver_Kn1ght: we out here making tea and shit
Alahmnat: greetings all :)
simriel: I find it great that Alex is the one, who is in fact A Kitty
JoTyler: "oh no i made tea somehow instead of X" is how i read it lol
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Alahmnat
DotaProp subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
DotaProp: it's GARBAGE TIME!!! been loving the vods since the return so happy to catch you live. also new mailtime when?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DotaProp! (Today's storm count: 14)
Plaid_of_Honor: Yeah that took me until morning to understand
wildpeaks: tea has been achieved
TheMerricat: Awesome Graham, but I'm getting a bit weirded out about how many people at LRR are wearing cat ears.
TehAmelie: creating tea is like making fire
tim19862: could be a reference to "spilling the tea"
CaptainEnder7 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
CaptainEnder7: Garbage day!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CaptainEnder7! (Today's storm count: 15)
Foxmar320: Oh no! TEA!
devil_dan: My was he made tea by accident.
TheOtherTrevor subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
TheOtherTrevor: GARBAGE!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheOtherTrevor! (Today's storm count: 16)
TehAmelie: but with water
Lithobraker: I interpreted that as "I accidentally started a twitter war with shade"
kassy_13: i tried to get alexa to remind me about my tea but she told me she couldn't remind me of that :(
Bezekric: @LoadingReadyRun Heyoooo! Finally I'm here with all the awful stuff I've sent youre[sic] ways
ContingentCat: plot twist people can enjoy coffee and tea
JonnyGlitch: Everyone's been to forgotten tea
NimrodXIV: I read it as the last one. wondered how long had passed. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oh heck I made tea an hour ago
Unas84: or it was not tea, but Tea (a Twitter (TM))
Radyin: Great job on the Theron’s preview card, Graham.
DoodlestheGreat: Sort of a tea ennui?
Dared00: The Relatable Meme™
Niallator3000: damn i want tea now
Crokoking: it gave me the question "what were you trying to make?" ^^
Ard_Rhys subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Ard_Rhys! (Today's storm count: 17)
A_Dub888: My interpretation was "I made tea I guess..."
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer200 Happy Garbo-Day, friends!
lirazel64: I gave tea!
Daemonflowers subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Daemonflowers! (Today's storm count: 18)
Earthenone: pride51 with some bits
gnome_friend: !findquote tea
LRRbot: Quote #5101: "What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Mivair subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
Mivair: Ah, darn, the bass dropped.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mivair! (Today's storm count: 19)
Sarah_Serinde: though sometimes it's "oh heck I boiled water an hour ago and forgot I was going to make tea with it"
red_shoes_jeff: "I AM A MAN, AND I HAVE CREATED TEA!" should be a quote. Or a t shirt.
Malacorath: I thought it was "I was making coffee, and ended up with tea"
seryph_alethea subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
seryph_alethea: Yay! A much needed garbage day
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, seryph_alethea! (Today's storm count: 20)
TheMandrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
TheMandrew: Get on the train!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheMandrew! (Today's storm count: 21)
ContingentCat: What kind of tea was it?
malc: #TeaChat
Bezekric: Wheee!!!111ohno
Robot_Bones: Watch+ Sip
gnome_friend: #TeaChat
Izhuark: @red_shoes_jeff Agreed.
Anaerin: And the "This is to remind you of your tea" post.
Thatwasademo: Tea Chat, the sequel to Wizard Chat
Radyin: Great job on the Theros preview card video, Graham.
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrCREEPL lrrGARBO lrrCREEPR
Foxmar320: Stuff!
Fenrikson: Pride100 Alex, how long has it been since we've seen a car?
raven534: #TeaChatAndSubs
Unas84: *sips tea, pinky extended*
MCJiopur subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MCJiopur! (Today's storm count: 22)
wildpeaks: oh boy
Lithobraker: LoadingReadyRun Because I am far to extremely online I interpreted it as " "I accidentally started a twitter war with shade"
Solipsody: I don't think so?
morgoth_bauglyr: no?
fiftymcnasty: Dont think so
NightValien28: I think not
kassy_13: no????
Diabore: doesnt sound familiar
YawnLance: I don't think so
eddieatthegov: lrrFINE
simriel: No?
monakai subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, monakai! (Today's storm count: 23)
edgehead_: I don't think so
Thatwasademo: I do not recognize that name.
WetPaperSack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WetPaperSack! (Today's storm count: 24)
ContingentCat: I don't think so
Lyinginbedmon: katesLurk
Izhuark: I don't... think.... so ???
raven534: no?
Anaerin: Nope, didn't get that far.
Unas84: I think we would've remembered if we had
Stoffern: Doesn't ring a bell?
NightValien28: I would remember such name
Mangledpixel: but is it The Stuff (1985)
ClodiumSoride: Oh boy, can't wait for that.
TehAmelie: not in this timeline
evilspoons983: doesn't sound familiar
SnackPak_: That sure is a title
Bezekric: don't think so
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to tea__channel! They have given 1751 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tea__channel! (Today's storm count: 25)
hd_dabnado: sounds like it would be something that we could have though
Karfsma778: No, I would have remembered that one
Foxmar320: Checking spreadsheet
Solipsody: Definitely not.
Admiralmatt: oh no
kassy_13: nope
Firefang9212: It doesn't ring a bell.
TheAinMAP: HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
Thatwasademo: I recognize that name neither.
Solipsody: You just made that up.
Myrmyrer: no to both
red_shoes_jeff: Well... Chances are.
raven534: What?
fiftymcnasty: doesnt ring a bell
Admiralmatt: not that
NightValien28: that sounds familiar somehow
patbaer: that's some word salad
Foxmar320: Im not seeing them
Rhynerd: I don’t think we played either?
Bezekric: neither that
wertler: neither sound familiar but they sure do sound like w+p games
PaleGreySky: I got to be here for live garbage day!
Robot_Bones: I don't remember these names but I'd know it if I saw it
SquirrelLord1111: lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_BW
Count_Nodonora subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Count_Nodonora: Oh, that's a garbage train! Thanks for the continuous enthusiastic content!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Count_Nodonora! (Today's storm count: 26)
Malacorath: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
martypunker: hooglGarbageT hooglGarbageT hooglGarbageT
offbeatwitch: HURF
Boi_Ginny: cheer500 Happy Garbage Day!
mugsi_: KITTY!
A_Catastrophic_Success subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, A_Catastrophic_Success! (Today's storm count: 27)
Izhuark: Garbage train !
APODionysus: Yo Graham! Yo Alex! just finished Road Quest on my break today. PHENOMINAL work
arcaneIllumination: Do the ridiculous things include over-steeped tea this week?
tim19862: They sound like a fresh new hell
Foxmar320: @LoadingReadyRun if you ever need to know check my spreadsheet. I record EVERY terrible game you play.
PandasAndPancakes: Hey G, Alex, chat, hope you're day is going better than mine - I'm having to complete a 15 page application form in paint because the pdf was corrupted and I couldn't convert it into word.
t3h_f1gm3nt: yay i get to catch garbage day live for once
Admiralmatt: winner of a jimquisition award for shitest game of 2020
MunkusBFunky subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 55 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MunkusBFunky! (Today's storm count: 28)
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100
martypunker: Alex is a pretty kitty.
Mivair: lrrALEX_SQ
gnome_friend: Oh no, @PandasAndPancakes good luck
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to i_made_ttv! They have given 1752 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, i_made_ttv! (Today's storm count: 29)
thirsty_kitteh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
thirsty_kitteh: like, nyah.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thirsty_kitteh! (Today's storm count: 30)
Astra7525: will we ever find the other "Other Trevor"?
nifleon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, nifleon! (Today's storm count: 31)
CataclysmicReverb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
CataclysmicReverb: Is it a train or a chute
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KevinTheShark: Party100 To celebrate my Desert Bus Apocrypha giveaway arriving in Britain!
PandasAndPancakes: Thanks gnome_friend :)
DigitalSeahorse: Hi I'm watching from the last Zellers in Toronto believe it or not
Bezekric: All of this fills me with equal amounts of excitement and dread
evilspoons983: Zellers!?
Metric_Furlong: trying to remember if either of those titles are familiar lrrGARBO_TK
gnome_friend: VOTE LIZARD
malc: #LizardQuest2020
JonnyGlitch: love it
patrick_stonecrusher: excitedred!
Dumori: I got my DBLoonie on the 4th international shipping be slow this year
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM
offbeatwitch: oh here we GO
ryuhimora: excuse me hwat was that title
harvester369 is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 4 in the channel!
tim19862: oh boy
MikoKisai: we definitely did not play this
harvester369 gifted a Tier 1 sub to asianxperience!
wildpeaks: oh heck, you made a list
Mangledpixel: oh, oh no
Thatwasademo: Oh, that's new.
harvester369 gifted a Tier 1 sub to CururuGuasu!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, harvester369! Welcome to asianxperience and cururuguasu! (Today's storm count: 34)
Orgmastron: Oh ehck
JonnyGlitch: game of the year 2020
evilspoons983: we've already lost Zellers to Target, then lost Target
Rhynerd: Let is engage the Lizard Quest
PaleGreySky: Excuse me
MikoKisai: oh, this engine
MCJiopur: Glad I could make a stream today, I could do with being near a positive group
Orgmastron: heck*
monakai: Hoo boy.
Malacorath: so pew pew raygun?
Izhuark: Yup definitively didn't play this one.
merrowMania: We should go back to Prayer Warrior
Alahmnat: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: We're in for it now, gang!
Juliamon: Our favorite default menu layout
ContingentCat: @DigitalSeahorse wow I thought Zellers was completely gone a while back
Nigouki: DigitalSeahorse wait really? most Zellers in Toronto have already had the time to become a Target and then another two stores
Drakas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Drakas! (Today's storm count: 35)
offbeatwitch: music's a bit loud vs voices
Dumori: I got my Patron thank you card before my DB prize
Anaerin: Oh, and Steam has finished downloading [TEST] also
JonnyGlitch: that stock loading screen
Thatwasademo: This classic loading screen.
RoastedGravy: Sup.
gnome_friend: !findquote lizard
LRRbot: Quote #5181: "I'm gonna go win him over with the power of friendship, cuddly lizards, and some sort of baked good." —Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
Boi_Ginny: Vote Lizard! Vote Kathleen!
Unas84: a list or a well curated library of digital delights, Graham?
Mangledpixel: Road Quest 2: Lizard Quest
tim19862: oof
TehAmelie: everything is default!
monakai: What a beautiful boy.
JoTyler: schlorp
Astra7525: THis feels very Evolva
hd_dabnado: I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALEX
JonnyGlitch: Lizardman. Lizardman. Lizardman.
PaleGreySky: LOL
Nigouki: was that consensual?
RobotInProgress: the camera is a physical thing?!
JoTyler: it makes waves
Unas84: very realistic, very meta!
raven534: I was just watching the vod of the stream where two games in a row had that loading screen
wildpeaks: our quest is complete, we found the lizard
tim19862: turok?
JoTyler: ahaha
simriel: Is the Camera an Object?
Naarius: I mean that's accurate
ClodiumSoride: The camera is a physical object?!?
Ganjinn: The camera is an object boys. Get ready.
TheAinMAP: benginFlood
NightValien28: reverse turok
Koshindan: Are these the Mario movie dinosaur missing links?
TheWarbo: alex no
tergonis: B for bone
Izhuark: this sound is terrifying.
Koshindan: Nanosaaur
Metric_Furlong: Nanosaur, yes
Soul1355: nanosaur rocked
ClodiumSoride: That's it, Graham.
PaleGreySky: This is fine.
Unas84: just chillin'
Jeezy56: ah, to be a lizard
DarkMorford: Game audio's a little hot compared to you two.
devil_dan: The lizards seem familiar.
HavenJunde: oh man i remember Nanosaur
badpandabear: I thought one of you were blowing your nose!
ehsteveG: Just got here, everything seems normal
rustenskurk: Oh hey, I love Spore!
Pteraspidomorphi: That could be worse
stinkylizard5: the dark souls of water
Avet24222: oh boy this is a fun time to jump in
AtomicAlchemical: Nanosaur was the shit in after school computer lab
MCJiopur: For when you just want to exist in water
floki4242: oh what fresh hell is this
DigitalSeahorse: Floating keyboard on this phone is bs
Naarius: Nanosaur was my go-to at the public library
ContingentCat: no, but I trust you
Foxmar320: Well this game has lizard people and water so thats correct
ClodiumSoride: There were two Nanosaur games, the first one where you were a raptor-like thing, and 2 was with a pterodactyl.
Solipsody: You can breathe under that Water because it's Alien.
Avet24222: Okay, good portal
wildpeaks: I guess we're thinking with portals now
DoodlestheGreat: Shirley Temple?
raven534: Temple is right
Thatwasademo: Loading.
Alness49: Okay, tuned in late what the heck am I looking at here?
pixelatedharry: teleprot to tempel
Foxmar320: Also I love the stock loading screen
Izhuark: Praise Sobek !
TheBorzoi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:26.
Lithobraker: Well, it's already better than the last game where the water just disappeared when your camera went below it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Right?
wertler: ]take me to church playing in the distance]
JoTyler: no no it's take me to CHURCH
RobotInProgress: blue
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious temple
TheBorzoi: Oh good. Not missed much
PaleGreySky: Gooooin' to the temple and we're goooonna get maaaarriiied
kusinohki: let's not go to temple... it is a silly place
simriel: Grape flavoured Temple XD
DigitalSeahorse: I probably won't say much cause i cant see to type
the_elkae: OK what are we playing. Oooo Alex-chan!
evilspoons983: the gen-1 iMacs at school (with the puck mice) came with some sort of game
TheBorzoi: Just the generic default load screens
Bezekric: Oh no, I vaguely remember this one
RobotInProgress: it tastes of blue
monakai: I can't get up on Saturday's, so no temple for me.
Lyinginbedmon: Apparently you found a spear
fiftymcnasty: going to temple, are these jewish lizards?
Pteraspidomorphi: Prerendered on potato
SeaTekCrazyMax: No. It's just jank
Anaerin: Frame: Yes.
Koshindan: Nanosaur: Where if you jetpack off a high altitude pterosaur, you unlock all weapons and ammo.
tim19862: lrrHERE
Karfsma778: One What
Nickiatori: TempleOS
ibplunderin: Framerate is left
IsThis___Art: oh snap, i forgot about garbage day!
TrueSkorn: ROAD QUEST TO TEMPLE
PaleGreySky: those seconds per frame
A_Dub888: Oh heck, I recognize that health meter
ContingentCat: Frame rate: I guess
malc: to get to Temple you're going to want to go right and take the District Line
Radyin: 1SPF
Orgmastron: Woof
devil_dan: Just frame, no rate.
Anaerin: Much lower resolution, though.
the_elkae: Hey a skate lizard
Herbert_Erpaderp: It's like he's skating
TehAmelie: i think this game may be poorly optimized
kusinohki: nice sliding walk
Foxmar320: What was the point of that
Alness49: Could they not even manage a decent framerate on their pre-render?
Boi_Ginny: Oh he's a slidey boy
pixelatedharry: move in S L O W M O T I O N
tim19862: FailFish wow
PaleGreySky: First-LIZARD, thank you VERY MUCH
DoodlestheGreat: @fiftymcnasty, yes, but the yarmulkes were not put in in this patch.
Rhynerd: First person temple lizard
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Astra7525: more cinematic?
Lyinginbedmon: Okay so we've established the gender of our lizardman
Foxmar320: Promotion?
Ganjinn: What are these lizard sounds?
Avet24222: Wow that was a quick promotion
offbeatwitch: ah, now we are become temple master
JoTyler: congrats on your promotion
KevinTheShark: I wonder who made these assets
Koshindan: Lizard is a spye!
Thatwasademo: *in Zoo Race voice* I'm in first person now?
Dr_fragenstien: If frames = 1 print “game sux”
RobotInProgress: I wonder if we'll see a lizard wizzard
BloodnBullets: i guess thats why the camera was an object
kassy_13: uh is that how it works???
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kusinohki: temple master goes to whoever shows up
EOstby: Gold AND people.
t3h_f1gm3nt: OMG the story of templeOS is a trip. shame terry had issues, he seemed brilliant. i recommend the down the rabbit hole episode on it for anyone who's interested
gnomonclature: Wouldn't that chair be awkward with a tail?
monakai: I'm a human now, Hannah.
raven534: Enemy S. P. Yes
ClodiumSoride: In that you have skin?
ContingentCat: or do you just have human hands
TheBorzoi: It's first person because the dev couldn't render the lizard with a weapon.
SpacePotato01: and the condition is skin
hd_dabnado: I guess we really are the lizard people
Lithobraker: We EVOLVED Graham DUH Kappa
Metric_Furlong: well, guess we're a reverse furry
I_Am_Clockwork: guh twitch keeps buffering... might have to catch the vod
Foxmar320: LOL
wildpeaks: omg
morgoth_bauglyr: ohohoho
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
Avet24222: LOW FPS DETECTED
TheWarbo: best dialog bo
Rhynerd: We were born with strangely human handsz
Foxmar320: omg YES
simriel: Oh god
RobotInProgress: X_X
TehAmelie: did we get a keyblade while i blinked?
JonnyGlitch: coconut oil is good for scale skin
WetPaperSack: Wonderful
NightValien28: wow get better PC
chickenace11: they asked the gruul to make the dorr
Unas84: oh wow, the shade! (no really, disable shadows)
accountmadeforants: Also, we somehow switched from Unreal Engine 2, to early Source engine.
JonnyGlitch: scaly*
SpacePotato01: that's not framerate. That's just a frame
KevinTheShark: Now hold the F up.
chickenace11: *door
Mysticman89: No ray tracing for you!
Iceberg_Man: wait are we the spyyes?
ryuhimora: ugly mode
malc: ah, Egyptian Gods asset pack
RobotInProgress: Are we King Gizzard?!
Juliamon: gib glod
simriel: @chickenace11 We made a gate. You didn't say we needed a Wall
Avet24222: you're a human now and the lizards are anubis now?
SpacePotato01: I'm surprised you're not a wizard.
tim19862: looks like a flatly lit ass lrrBEEJ
Solipsody: Um... So lizards are dogmen are on the same side. Against... Quests?
Nigouki: maybe they're just trying to frame you for all the years of fraud the temple has been committing
ContingentCat: is it gold, or butter?
KevinTheShark: Not like that.
TehAmelie: this is giving me flashbacks to Revelations 2012
Naarius: Is not at all a good response?
merrowMania: Nice human hands
Louie_Salmon: Man I would actually like if more games did that, just "Hey, you should probably turn a few things down, you'll have a better time
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun since you went backwards I think that's where it shows how much gold you got.
YoungScoopy: This is usually how I conquer temples as well. Just walk through the front door
malc: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Boi_Ginny: Holy Moly
Pteraspidomorphi: You're not even a lizard
TamesLovesGames: big brain: we need golden people
SpacePotato01: disappointed they didn't go with the obvious hilarity that would be playing a lizard wizard
IsThis___Art: gosh guys, you need at LEAST a radeon 9800 Keepo
Anubis169: uhh, somebody call?
Solipsody: Graham, there's no point at the end of ANY of the games you play on here.
TehAmelie: the common jungle cactus
Alness49: That's a quenchy looking cactus!
Radyin: Is the SoundBlaster working?
SachielOne: of course I log in at 666 viewers.
Pal_Friendpatine: I think you use “E” to pick up gold
DoodlestheGreat: Oh honey, no....
SalsaDraugur: that sword was definitely not made for this game
JoTyler: with shingles on the side
gnome_friend: Maya, not Inca
undecided44: wait... Iain was looking at bureaus just like those a week or so ago in Shenmue
accountmadeforants: Lizardpeople architecture doesn't subscribe to human styles.
SpacePotato01: So this is Numenera
Karfsma778: This... doesn't seem like a weapon that needs two hands. Or, if it does you shouldn't be holding THAT far up the handle
GraceTveit: Greek pottery too
MikoKisai: I will say that this does seem to be the most ambitious game we've seen in this engine so far
ContingentCat: what even are archetectual styles
Solipsody: This is really where the Stargate franchise went completely off the rails.
TehAmelie: i still say it's a keyblade
KevinTheShark: Someone put an awful lot of effort and skill into making these assets. It's such a shame this person bought them
TheBorzoi: The picket fence is just them modernising.
NightValien28: the white picket fence clashes with the interior design
RobotInProgress: have the developers heard of consistency before?
tru_boredom: stop saying white picket fence my brain is already singing
Saulens181: I'll give this to the game creator, they're creative with the assets that they have
ryuhimora: Emeny!
NightValien28: I was right this is reverse turok
Foxmar320: This is amazing
Alahmnat: and there's the heartbeat
Theteddybear676: hey all
AtomicAlchemical: Have we found the Spyes?
ryuhimora: oh god that noise T.T
Anaerin: Health regen, I think.
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Theteddybear676
YoungScoopy: Looks no differnt from the first Scorpion King motion picture lol\
simriel: Well DUH Graham, Lizards regenerate
notBrunoAgain: Is that "rock" just a cube with a random concrete material applied
PaleGreySky: I was waiting for the day you played Skyrim on Watch + Play.
WetPaperSack: Three hours later...
Alness49: We're a lizard, of course we regenetate!
IsThis___Art: @NightValien28 about to say the same
Naarius: Are we a flashlight?
tim19862: I don't think that's how your use that weapon LUL
Solipsody: Wait, do you have a flashlight?
evilspoons983: THUMP THUMP - THUMP THUMP *this is fine*
Thatwasademo: oh right yeah any health value less than 100 is "low"
therm0s_: I have questions as to how that axe blade works
FlyingWithSnakes: what was the point of putting the blade on it if you never use it
tergonis: the flashlight is choice
Lithobraker: So they have higher DPS but we have higher Alpha damage?
Thatwasademo: even if the max is only 110
wildpeaks: good old 3d platforming
Thatwasademo: this engine sure is great
notBrunoAgain: This looks nothing like skyrim, nobody has their magnum dong hanging out
ibplunderin: I don't understand how these games are released. I somewhat respect the tenacity to get paid for whatever this is though.
tim19862: parkour NotLikeThis
plasmaparados: There’s GAME PLAY? I did not sign up for this
Keab42: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:28.
tergonis: gotta go fast!
Earthenone: ohh good i have first person jumping puzzle on my bingo card
Foxmar320: Turbo mode!
A_Dub888: The ZOOMIES
TheAinMAP: Nyoom!
ContingentCat: woah you got the zoomies
Reecer6: [doom music plays]
MCJiopur: Got the zoomies
Mangledpixel: nyoom!
Rhynerd: Gotta go fast
pixelatedharry: bweeeem
YoungScoopy: Platforming?
Stoffern: fast lizard
badpandabear: Turbo boost!
Zappeljakob: no coyote-Time here boys
Foxmar320: I have no idea how anyone played on turbo mdoe
GlennSeto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:53.
ContingentCat: it was a different time, we were younger
hd_dabnado: Goldeneye for Watch and Play?
tergonis: lots of button mashing, also being 9
creamysoupnugget: wait, THAT'S unplayable?
BrindleBoar: THICC GOGGS
AtomicAlchemical: I like how your character squawks when you take a fall
Mangledpixel: it is imperative that you proceed with increased velocity
devil_dan: "10/10 game of the decade" IGN
Anaerin: Isn't there a GoldenEye Source port?
wertler: as oddjob, obviously
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KevinTheShark: We played Goldeneye out of Necessity.
patrick_stonecrusher: zoomies!
CatTreeDreamCar: GDQ in here.
A_Dub888: #ProStrats
EJGRgunner: Or maybe our brains have gotten worse at information processing
korvys: Fuckin' Dukes of Hazzard
Louie_Salmon: Getting this to GDQ
evilspoons983: I never liked it to begin with, probably because I had a 3dfx card and Quake
japolai: there is no animation when you are in crouch in multiplayer in goldebeye
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh geez when did this happen
BigFMonster: i tried to play golden Eye last year and you are right the controls are so stiff.
TehAmelie: is the sound when we land a skeleton warrior?
tim19862: I played part of black mesa this morning. I nocliped a couple bs parkour bits.
wertler: goldeneye source is baller
Dumori: Welcome to AGW&P
kerbalized_: my discord plays reach of 3x speed and 1/3 gravity. its nutty
wildpeaks: today on agdq, Alex shows us frame-perfect strats
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW_TK ssandRAINBOW_SG ssandGHOST_SG ssandLURK_TK ssandCOIN_BW hehe kitty ears
Chantzzzzz: Weird, I thought I had clicked off of AGDQ
Mark_D_Stroyer: Wow it’s Terrible Skyrim?
TemporallyAwry: ysbrydYheart PrideCheers lrrHEART - Morning All
TehAmelie: "skeleton warrior noise" is a very specific sound for us to have a common cultural reference to
cryomancer20x6: I have beer, pistachios, and it's Garbage Day?! This couldn't get better
YoungScoopy: Ah yes LRR flat caver(s) confirmed!
Silver_Kn1ght: welcome to garbage games done regrettably
notBrunoAgain: I love how you have a nasty looking axe blade but your attack animation is this very soft poke
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ehsteveG: glistening plains of green Quake wall
eternalaje: oh the polygons
KevinTheShark: Oh GOOD. Falling damage
Anaerin: Hey look, a buncha props.
GlennSeto: What is this, OG Unreal?
mystery_monkey: so what is this game?
RebekahWSD: So many of these games give me motion sickness despite not even playing
Avet24222: With weapons?!
Alahmnat: in that there is a level with things in it, yeah
Rhynerd: With weapons?
DigitalSeahorse: O lrrAWESOME sergeModLove_TK sergeModLove_TK sergeModLove_TK sergeModLove_TK
gnome_friend: !findquote weapon
LRRbot: Quote #1723: "You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons." —Paul [2016-02-08]
Koshindan: Physics!
innovativemethods: this game is.... functional?
Ganjinn: Ah, yes, BarrelA, my favorite barrel
pixelatedharry: with weapons, eh?
simriel: What's worse, killing with Weapons or killing With a Forklift
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST_SG sergeModLove_TK
Thatwasademo: ah, my favorite activity: Manipulating Barrel A
Reecer6: barrel B is more pliable
Koshindan: But can it roll down slopes?
gawag_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:48.
tim19862: "This is my stabbin ax" "Thought a ax was a slashing weapon" "oh mine doesn't do that"
raven534: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
TehAmelie: falling damage sort of becomes irrelevant when you have health regen. but more mecahnics makes it better right
gnome_friend: Not MACHINEs
dutchmoose: that movie was bad but in the good way
YoungScoopy: *obvious barrel roll joke*
ryuhimora: bye
dutchmoose: popcorn movie
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simriel: Isn't Keira Knightly a good actress? XD
Bellpei: This is like doom level speed.
constablecrab: How long before we discover that the barrel was necessary to progress the game?
MikoKisai: why did that work
Foxmar320: Gotta go fast
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Icebox_Blues: I had forgotten that it is Garbage Day, oh no!
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Izhuark: Pro gamer skillz x)
ryuhimora: good actors can still give bad performances if they get given bad direction
TehAmelie: yeah, our falling noise is totally a skeleton warrior noise
devil_dan: Missed the frame perfect trick. No chance of a good time now.
Unas84: oh wow, that's pretty serious
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Metric_Furlong: that's a severe level of mad
Foxmar320: woah
YoungScoopy: GAME OVER
PaleGreySky: What
malc: "beware reds"
BleedingToast: hello lrrGRAHAM lrrALEX
TheAinMAP: katesRip
TheMerricat: They said BEWARE
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RobotInProgress: did you gobble the goblet?
wildpeaks: nobody messes with red dots
mystery_monkey: lrrWOW lrrDILLY
simriel: Oh, I have HEARD of this movie, but never brought myself to watch it XD
Gekyouryuu: which movie?
Thatwasademo: you touched the bad ghost
accountmadeforants: That was a deathscream alright
PaleGreySky: good game
Avet24222: Straight up dead
Lyinginbedmon: They told you about the reds bro
Dumori: GTFO
malc: be more ware
SnackPak_: nice hit box there
Unas84: red scare
Anubis169: Graham: I feel you on that one... Remember "Elizabeth: The Golden Age"? I posted on IMDB about that
Karfsma778: Nooo autosave
mystery_monkey: lrrDILLY
ryuhimora: EMPTY PROGRESS SLOT
Foxmar320: wow just ded
DirgeNovak: BEWARE REDS, Alex
badpandabear: Bad spirit ! BAD!
Izandai: Ah, good, I join the stream and Alex immediately dies for no readily discernible reason. Excellent.
APODionysus: Why is there... a cactus
pixelatedharry: You Died.
constablecrab: DO NOT eat the red wisps!
GlennSeto: @ryuhimora To wit, almost everyone in the SW prequels.
ryuhimora: LOL
evilspoons983: I love how the sprites don't even do the DOOM thing and face you all the time
t3h_f1gm3nt: was that the DEATH NOISE from PRAYER WARRIORS?!
Vaygrim: Road Quest T-Shirt !
Koshindan: How did the performance get worse?
SquirrelLord1111: Happy Garbage Day! lrrGRAHAM_SG lrrALEX_BW
Icebox_Blues: No more Catte Alex?
Naarius: D:
herph: I see that title screen and expect a Movies with Mikey episode to start
NightValien28: NO
YoungScoopy: This was the real first "RED DEAD" in the series
PaleGreySky: did Alex just molt on stream
kinesthetics: ALEX NO
Avet24222: PLS NO ALEX
raven534: Those floating circles without depth
Icebox_Blues: Ah.
gnome_friend: KITTY!
Izandai: BTW hair looking dang good today, Alex!
PunkRockZoologist: I think i really need to see it.
Zappeljakob: with 2 different icons to boot
MikoKisai: I think it's a video file recorded at some godwaful resolution
DigitalSeahorse: TOS
accountmadeforants: I watched the Spice8Rack video, and that's the best possible thing to have come out of it.
Drakas: im going to see cats tomorrow
ryuhimora: dynamic difficulty???
TheMerricat: "The name "Jellicle" comes from an unpublished poem by Eliot entitled "Pollicle Dogs and Jellicle Cats", where "Jellicle cats" is a corruption of "dear little cats" and "Pollicle dogs" of "poor little dogs""
simriel: So the Lizards don't have clothes
IsThis___Art: wait is there a cat that peels itself?
ClodiumSoride: Dying makes you stronger!
Alness49: The illusion of choice!
simriel: so... Does this count as Nudity? XD
Karfsma778: oh good
Izhuark: What the hell is happening ?
ANeMzero: cursed game
RobotInProgress: is this... a roguelike?
gnome_friend: In my town
Driosenth: Get into the sea
malc: sergeIntoTheSea
gnome_friend: My name is mine and you can't have it
BloodnBullets: you did go through a different door didnt you?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe low fps mode is another map/level
Foxmar320: Freedom?
GlennSeto: later
gnome_friend: sergeIntoTheSea
APODionysus: I need to see Cats so bad. As a man who grew up on mst3k... I need it
Count_Nodonora: You took a different portal than last time
kusinohki: do you have an anarmed fist attack?
Sarah_Serinde: sergeIntoTheSea
constablecrab: Procedural lizard town
SnackPak_: sergeIntoTheSea
red_shoes_jeff: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
devil_dan: I mean, bad game is going on.
TehAmelie: you're a dang lizard and you can walk underwater if you want
iSmartMan1: Sub-Poseidon?
SquirrelLord1111: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
korvys: Nice CMPunk mug, G lrrBEEJ
MikoKisai: we're losing health
Nyx_fire: can you reach the sub ocean from the ocean
Alahmnat: aha, right, GameGuru is the name of this engine.
Drakas: cos im a monster, and feel like i need to see this hell scape of a movie
Solipsody: Neat underwater effect, anyway.
creamysoupnugget: no, this CAN'T be procedural generation.... right?
Boi_Ginny: You died and now you're in hell
TheBorzoi: That's the natural response - Don't know what's going on? Just jump in the ocean.
Vaygrim: lrrALEX lrrFINE lrrHEART
Myrmyrer: well, you're argonian, so you should have waterbreathing
Karfsma778: Yeah, I saw a 0 turn into a 5, then back into a 0
Unas84: half-life striders?
IsThis___Art: @Myrmyrer and immunity to poison?
Amentur: The bees sound large and angry today
Dumori: You got that Morrowind Water
kiddykong525: hello folks
Pteraspidomorphi: The mice, growling?
TheMerricat: The mice are building a machine Graham, call Paul! :-P
Koshindan: Game was so hot the AC kicked in.
gnome_friend: sergeHi @kiddykong525
TehAmelie: do you think this game has thoughtful design like WoW where you take more and more damage from going out of bounds until you can't regen it?
kiddykong525: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:41.
Thatwasademo: surely you can enter the sub ocean
YoungScoopy: Wonky game noises or creepy intruders YOU DECIDE
Pal_Friendpatine: Wait that plonk plonk noise?
tim19862: I did hear a light buzz sound too
creamysoupnugget: Hark, what bullshittery is this?
Alahmnat: at least this one isn't a bugged insta-death ocean like in Island Simulator.
wildpeaks: subnautica looks different today
Pal_Friendpatine: I thought that was out my window
GlennSeto: All jokes aside, which game actually is this?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunNut cpicsBoop cpicsTea
ComradeMik: oh, I dig the cat ears
NightValien28: GlennSeto this is lizard quest
Izhuark: @wildpeaks thought the same.
ComradeMik: also, this subnautica mod is real weird
gnome_friend: Stand against the DEVIL
IsThis___Art: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You owe 300 kilos of potatoes.
Foxmar320: wat
Tajessa: um
ryuhimora: WAT
PaleGreySky: Yo was that Bontu
Thatwasademo: ah, you touched a loading zone
Izhuark: We warped out of reality ?
Koshindan: Out of the sea.
bowsin_durrows: wat
Metric_Furlong: lrrGARBO_TK
Kain0025: This is some of the finest trash I have ever seen.
ZeniteZero: rooNya Alex
raven534: Graham, maybe switch sides of screen so we can see health?
TehAmelie: i think we found the unocean
purplexied: speedrun P:ogChamp wrong warpping
Tajessa: !pardonfuck
GraceTveit: willemdefoe.wav
malc: I guess the rest of the level loaded in
badpandabear: It was all a dream
spicemelonge: no subocean for you
Lithobraker: I look away for one second...
pixelatedharry: And the ocean said: "no"
hd_dabnado: The Sub Ocean has forsaken us!
Rhynerd: The sea gave you an axe and told you to leave
OmnipotentTrevor: You reached the edge of the mape and looped around?
APODionysus: What
Avet24222: did you sequence break?
KeirenH: you hit the load trigger, and it loaded REAL quick?
PaleGreySky: Alex once again discovering super secret speedrun tech by accident.
Rhynerd: enemy ranger
GlennSeto: Oh, ok for a second I was afraid this was Morrowind for real.
DigitalSeahorse: Hatch it your hatchings
Graved: Rangers have range on you
ibplunderin: You got many trapped
YoungScoopy: G-G-G_GAME OVER
drcanonball: When did Alex grow cat ears?
Kain0025: kain00RIP kain00RIP kain00RIP
RobotInProgress: 350 health maybe?
constablecrab: The voice work is choice
Pteraspidomorphi: That main menu background is something else
Foxmar320: GOTY
notBrunoAgain: honestly this is better than Turok for the nintendo 64
kassy_13: this game is.....
coachjmcvay: what is the goal of this game?
Graved: They made 7, I think
KevinTheShark: slytqFine slytqFine slytqFine slytqKnife
kiddykong525: it's my first subscriber garbage day lrrGARBO
ANeMzero: They made 5 Gears of War games and then Gears 5.
ClodiumSoride: Secret tech!
pixelatedharry: skippable cutscene!
DailyArch: health check
r_craddz: I’m hearing a buzzing like the mic cable is dodgy?
notBrunoAgain: It's a roguelike!
Pteraspidomorphi: Low FPS mode!
operadicalagent: hello graham, random question, is the bear force one deck a song reference?
Solipsody: @coachjmcvay Find all the... Wait, no, you have to kill... Um... Figure out the quit command?
kusinohki: copy/pase
Izandai: I think some stuff just didn't load before.
EvilBadman: Did this dev stumblefuck into making a orgue-like
IsThis___Art: "replayability"
ComradeMik: level design is hard g
Bellpei: Is this As Told By Ginger?
kalku__: Level Design!
Izhuark: To Eff with us i guess
Zappeljakob: schrödingers game?
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Alahmnat: every GameGuru game looks like a GameGuru game in a way that the "every Unity game looks the same" can never hope to achieve.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you instantly turned around the first time you came through here
Orgmastron: Procedurally generated?
NightValien28: maybe it is not loading properly?
Gnuttor: There is Watch & Play! Live! Damn I
Nickiatori: the game is trying to gaslight you
Icebox_Blues: Isn't that quite common in archtitecture, to be fair? :o
KevinTheShark: slytqKnife benginTraitor
EvilBadman: rogue-like*
Rhynerd: 6, actually, with 2 or 3 more Gears of War in progress.
TrueSkorn: SAVE
GlennSeto: @notbrunoagain Counterpoint: Turok 1 has not aged well, but it had a sweet shotgun.
I_Am_Clockwork: lazy design?
IsThis___Art: "now you feel like you're having a totally original experience"
Lithobraker: Maybe this is an experiment in gaslighting gamers?
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CaptainSpam: Procedural generation, except not really?
Gnuttor: Happy, happy! Joy joy!
kiddykong525: randomly generated folks
constablecrab: It's not so much procedural as sorty of hobby-cedural
Ashen_Prime: There was water in the jumping puzzle this time.
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: amateurdural?
Izhuark: This is sooo crazy
Avet24222: This game is incredible
Koshindan: Game is simulating climate change.
DigitalSeahorse: Water glitch
Myrmyrer: @coachjmcvay game said the goal was to get "Gold and People".. as a lizard
Foxmar320: Cursed game
meEternal: what is this?
TheBorzoi: Did the lighting turn back on when you reset?
Thatwasademo: nondeterministic loading, you say?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think that's it, TheBorzoi
Kain0025: I think you need to take this game out back with a shotgun...
creamysoupnugget: Haha that's not how unlocking level progression is meant to work.
IsThis___Art: mind......BLOWN
Zappeljakob: never go full Matt
kusinohki: what if throwing the barrel in the lake drained it...
krabthecrab: Look at these crisp WoW graphics
tonylowetv: This feels like Quake
Rhynerd: I thought Frog Fractions 2 was Frog Fractions 3
notBrunoAgain: can you just walk up steep cliffs?
AdmiralMemo: Dangit I'm late. First game I assume? What's the name?
Solipsody: Really hoping 2020 turns out to be Frog Fractions 3.
purplexied: or sink immediately
Alyssa_Swift: Nah
Juliamon: AdmiralMemo "LIZARDQUEST"
kalku__: Lizard Quest!
Alyssa_Swift: Real life is Frog Fractions 3
Foxmar320: hahaaaaa
TheWarbo: this is your forest
KeirenH: theres that load trigger
SnackPak_: Nice sequence break
Lithobraker: Twitter being Frog Fractions 3 would actually make the world a lot more understandable to me.
Izhuark: Wait, is this an open world ?*
purplexied: PogChamp
TheAinMAP: Dang.
Pteraspidomorphi: They just smell really bad
Thatwasademo: Welcome to Lizard Quest, the sequel to Road Quest
MikoKisai: the rangers hit through terrain
MikoKisai: beautiful
constablecrab: gwaaaaaaaak
accountmadeforants: Ah, it's W+PDQ.
Anaerin: He was shooting you through the geometry. Which is nice.
Gnuttor: Alex sense of anatomy is... lacking.
ibplunderin: Caverns can't stop arrows
2rrr_mirror_breaker: looks like the trees dont prevent the rangers from hitting you
Ashen_Prime: so they can shoot through the geometry. Good to know.
godort: that enemy ranger deserves a promotion
Pal_Friendpatine: Can you save?
RoastedGravy: What if this universe was secretly Frog Fractions 3?
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Izandai: I don't think the ranger shoots arrows, i think it just damages you as long as you're within a certain large radius.
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AdmiralMemo: @Juliamon Thanks. And it's the first game?
Foxmar320: Perfect game
the_elkae: I'm loving this official Reptiloids game
zepinkone: i love the kittie ears Alex
Juliamon: It is, yes
Alyssa_Swift: Waiting for someone to clip through the boundary between the US and Canada areas so hard that they find the hidden Frog Fractions
zepinkone: you're the best
Boi_Ginny: Watch + Slay
LegionofLashes: i mean graham doesn't call it recycling day <.<
MrTulip: failed to exploit shitty pathing there
ClodiumSoride: I'll say this: the developer had a lot more ambition than we usually see on this show.
YoungScoopy: Bad game or really good version of Frogger?
TheMerricat: You never went to town either.
Lithobraker: Wait! What if *this timeline* is Frog Fractions 3?
MrTulip: the shitty targeting exploited you
Izandai: wow
Solipsody: @Alyssa_Swift I've got dual citizenship, been trying for years...
Foxmar320: oh no
evilspoons983: oh man those textures
AdmiralMemo: This TEXTURING!
offbeatwitch: oooo these textures are GOOD
RaklarLS: these stretched textures <3
the_elkae: It is absolutely recycling day, look at all the recycled assets in these games Kappa
Izhuark: Sub ocean time ?
bowsin_durrows: Streeeeeeeetch.
KeirenH: ah good
Raketon: I find the idea that Frog Fractions would willing do so much damage to everything offensive. FF knows only how to bring joy into the world
RaklarLS: slick grass
Ganjinn: That is some oily ground
Izandai: Surely they didn't model all this by hand.
notBrunoAgain: You get out onto the terrain sculpt and the game turns into Tribes
Foxmar320: So shiny
Max_Mckayful: Myst flashbacks fo sho
2rrr_mirror_breaker: who rubbed the hills in oil?
ContingentCat: why are the hills shiny??
zepinkone: gross
Alahmnat: so vascular...
offbeatwitch: i think it's a shame that more games aren't made in fallout 3's engine. i want watch&play games with reload-dashing
Izandai: Surely this is some premade terrain map they just downloaded.
TehAmelie: what IS this landscape? ambitious lichen?
tim19862: terragen is calling from 1998
TheBorzoi: Is Lizard Quest the sequel to Road Quest?
zepinkone: i wonder what its like to do a split on it
the_elkae: LizardQuest strictly worse than Road Quest
Anaerin: Laquered grass.
goblin_geometromancer: Liza-WHAT?
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Mangledpixel: the hills are also lizards
YoungScoopy: !Moat
godort: this is a little like what I imagine Mirrodin to look like
TheSpindash: I always shampoo and condition my lawn.
dividesBy0: The real Frog Fractions 2 was the friends we made along the way.
Max_Mckayful: Oh look, my desktop screensaver from 1997
CaptainEnder7: RoadQuest 2: Lizard Quest?
DigitalSeahorse: It will take me probably 4 hours to get out of this line to get my basket
Solipsody: Where can I buy this AlienWater? Does it come in different flavours?
BloodnBullets: im guessing its been cloned a few times?
TehAmelie: i've figured it out, this whole game takes place in the side-ocean
Ashen_Prime: interesting music. I wonder where they got it from?
zepinkone: RoadQuest 2: Lizard Boogalooo
notBrunoAgain: I think this entire game is one giant scene
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah...
ContingentCat: um
RaklarLS: not-turok, down to the graphics and everything
raven534: Alien Water is the new Hotdog Water
evilspoons983: save?
Foxmar320: Lizard Quest the followup to Road Quest
hd_dabnado: King Crossbow!
dreamyxcupcakes: I'm late for GARBAGE DAYs
Karfsma778: in the chamber
notBrunoAgain: With everything planted on the same terrain mesh
Rhynerd: We are the ranger now
ClodiumSoride: Is there fall damage?
TwoSenses: This looks so much like Unreal it's not even funny (inb4 used Unreal engine)
Myrmyrer: Ah, Now we're the Ranger-Enemy
djalternative: I'm so angry I can't watch the stream right now because I have to stop soup from imploading
zepinkone: nocked
Driosenth: notched
DigitalSeahorse: Zellers brand basket I'm buying it
GragSmash: lizards don't do well in Yukon.
raven534: 24 bolts? That's 72 damage!
RaklarLS: that's a very quick crossbow load
Ganjinn: Using a crossbow like a recurve, A+
DigitalSeahorse: Lol
MrTulip: nooooo
Lithobraker: Raketon to people playing FF3, but if we're inside the game we're simply pawns in an over being's surreal simulator
Alyssa_Swift: This temple is giving me odd flashbacks to the one game where we got 'bontoons' from
Pal_Friendpatine: @djalternative how does soup ‘implode’?
Admiralmatt: a crossbow is just a sideways longbow right?
Solipsody: Center of mass, Alex.
TehAmelie: wasn't expecting a Probably Archery element to this game
zepinkone: oh look skyrim
Max_Mckayful: Headshot
pixelatedharry: dedded
Lunareclipse123: Oh hey, it's Vermintiiiiii-Nope it's Garbage day
Solipsody: Pretty sure these people didn't bother to code in headshots.
YoungScoopy: The word nock is derived from either the Swedish word nock or the German nokk or Dutch nok
Lithobraker: It's a sheep ladder Kappa
Squalm: I just went to go turn the stream quality up then realised it was just the name....
Alness49: "Why are there stairs up" "So you can go down the stairs, idiot!"
Izandai: I really think the rangers just have a radius of damage.
djalternative: @Pal_Friendpatine it creates a vaccume seal in the microwave with its lid and then collapses from external pressure on the container
gnome_friend: What does DPS stand for?
Izandai: They don't shoot anything.
Robot_Bones: its just a training station, you're busting up their Gym
Foxmar320: Yessssss
NightValien28: gnome_friend damage per second
Izhuark: This ranger got a freaking machin gun XD
Anaerin: The snipe!
tim19862: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Khasi1596: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:21.
IsThis___Art: katesNice
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Icebox_Blues: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Myrmyrer: @gnome_friend Damage Per Second
Rhynerd: Take that, enemy ranger!
Jeezy56: gaming god
34Witches: at last, a game with sniping
evilspoons983: cornDogs per second
Thatwasademo: 1 | 111
Pal_Friendpatine: @djalternative huh wattsHM Fascinating
Graved: We stalker, bois
zepinkone: lol
Foxmar320: welp
Thatwasademo: thanks, ammo indicator
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
NightValien28: anomaly killed ya
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
Max_Mckayful: I mean, it warned you
arcaneIllumination: Should have saved.
splatty1: oh no, the anomalies move
Nigouki: those are poltergeists
simriel: Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Robot_Bones: such is life in the zone
Izhuark: Muna muna
darkalter2000: Why not save ever?
TheMerricat: I love so much that those were 2d sprites and not balls.
Lithobraker: is there any way for us to save this game?
hd_dabnado: try the castle level?
Nigouki: and iirc you only get to kill one in SoC?
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
Rhynerd: Oh no, it’s Call of Pripyat, the anomalies move!
ContingentCat: what are you drinking Alex?
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrGARBO_SG
Drew_64: Theory - Lizardquest is a roguelike
DirgeNovak: Yer a S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Harry
simriel: I should play more S.T.A.L.K.E.R
arcaneIllumination: You can load a game, so that implies the ability to save.
KevinTheShark: Well you gotta love a game with unreconcileable insta-deaths
Izandai: Dang, I was hoping escape would quit the game.
djalternative: @Pal_Friendpatine I've set up a double boiler to reheat the liquid hopefully without causing an explosion
Dumori: can we quick save?!
IsThis___Art: OKAY
simriel: game is NOT good, but similar to Alex I just love it
BloodnBullets: can you shoot npc lizards?
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walkwithoutrhythm: Oblivion has NOT aged well
Alahmnat: I think this is the first GameGuru game with an actual save menu
ibplunderin: now to find out if load even does anything.
Pal_Friendpatine: Can you hit them through walls too?
MrPhlip: I love joining W+P mid-game and seeing all the absolute nonsense that they just walk right past because they've already seen it
Solipsody: @Alahmnat Like, ever? Quite possibly.
DeiwosN: Why does someone with a crossbow and spear have a flashlight
hippitybobbity: why are you playing Morrowind
Koshindan: Every time those guard dogs say "Welcome master" I hear the I dream of genie voice.
ClodiumSoride: Because you're a flashlizard?
ibplunderin: ultimate headshot
Tikosh_: I did
BloodnBullets: erased
Foxmar320: See what
kassy_13: nope
Pteraspidomorphi: I saw it
tergonis: deleted
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Icebox_Blues: Ohhh
Izandai: The flashlight was probably just a default element of whatever system they used to make this.
Alahmnat: @Solipsody I meant on W+P, but yeah probably ever
TheAinMAP: What?
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Mangledpixel: lrrSPOOP
RobotInProgress: All lizards have flashlights installed!
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Icebox_Blues: I love this bug!
Karfsma778: I saw a man vanish into the draw distance
IsThis___Art: @DeiwosN we're in the turok universe
Laserbeaks_Fury: peekaboo
Graved: Don't look at the man
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
Izhuark: Model flickering ? XD
constablecrab: He's the Predator
AdmiralMemo: Graham "You all didn't see that, right?" Stark
wildpeaks: suddenly, let's nope
Nigouki: *teleports behind you*
coachjmcvay: slender has appeared
SquirrelLord1111: lrrSPOOP lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
Diabore: ho got the zoomies
kassy_13: lmao
TheMerricat: Secret Tech, you can't kill us if you can't see us!
RaklarLS: it's one of them SCP things
bowsin_durrows: lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG lrrSPOOP_SG
Mangledpixel: we are caught between two quantum realities
Eklinaar: Wow, unexpected Brigadoon reference
godort: does that Ranger have phasing?
Avet24222: He started phase shifting
the_elkae: woooow G
KevinTheShark: Ah yes. Schrodingers NPC
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST_SG ssandRAINBOW_SG ssandRAINBOW_TK
the_elkae: That's quite the referemce
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Mangledpixel: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
OnyxOblivion: is this Two Worlds 3
TheSpindash: Watch out for the animated gif!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought the whole point of a crossbow was you could prep a bolt *before* you needed to fire
simriel: So, do we think this is a Burnout or a Twister anomaly
shurtal: is this a stalker sequel?
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
tergonis: nerp
hd_dabnado: !advice
LRRbot: Be the explosions you want to see in the world.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun it goes further in. follow it
simriel: Oh shit I forgot Electro
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Mangledpixel: !findquote effects
LRRbot: Quote #935: "I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect." —Alex [2015-10-23]
KeirenH: its a 2d sprite, but the hitbox is not a plane
Izhuark: Obviously the hitbox isn't 2D Kappa
2rrr_mirror_breaker: can we kill them?
simriel: Like THREE look Vaguely like this
Koshindan: Can you shoot them?
noisyblizzard: calebdACKSHUALLY
MrPhlip: Electric is weak to Ground, try throwing some dirt at it
Foxmar320: Go in and hook left real fast?
Solipsody: @KeirenH I wonder if it's supposed to turn to face you, and they messed up?
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crushcastles: Late for the garbage, but made it eventually.
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gualdhar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are "ready", and it's GARBAGE DAY!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (36m ago).
koizom: Hey, this game seems familiar... at least in assets and game engine the8bitWot
arcaneIllumination: Wasn't there a ball-lightning like one in an abandoned train/trolley car?
tergonis: if it sparkles we can kill it
TheSpindash: Can you kill something that doesn't operate in 3 dimensions?
jadedcynic: was that death scream lifed from Deus Ex?
the_elkae: hey a save menu is such a luxury for this show!
KevinTheShark: slytqWhat slytqWhat slytqWhat
vegantroll: It#s fucking garbage day, and I'm here live. that never happens. I'm so happy
Izhuark: Satyrs ?
Izhuark: O-O
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Asenath_Darque: Watched the last episode of Road Quest last night, it was so great! Thanks for sharing the adventure with us. Also, nice ears, Alex.
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ibplunderin: wonderful
Lyinginbedmon: Dang those murder satyrs
jadedcynic: okay, no, thank goodness
KevinTheShark: slytqFine slytqFine slytqFine
DigitalSeahorse: Someone pilfered my cart with my coat in it earlier andmade me panic before someone found it, lost all the stuff i picked out to buy,incuding pants,it's so hard to find fitting pants
Foxmar320: I think a ranger was shooting through the wall?
TheWarbo: Satyr? Is this a surprise Theros preview? lrrBEEJ
2rrr_mirror_breaker: Mr Tumnus NO!
lirazel64: Alex, those ears are *fetching*
vegantroll: Aaaaaand they're dead
Dumori: One's tender meats got minced
Izhuark: We theros now boyz :D
bi0buster: Garbage day! Good to see you two doing well. :D
zepinkone: the PPR? isn't that firday?
AdmiralMemo: Oh yes the PPR is upcoming
AdmiralMemo: @zepinkone Yep!
Koshindan: The loading seems to take longer each time.
Earthenone: i mean that pokey stick does look a lot like the lrr preview card
Mangledpixel: oh hey, now we can Stand Against the Devil
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Will we ever get a W+P PPR?
AdmiralMemo: Back to Theros! I'm hyped!
APODionysus: It DOES koshidan
zepinkone: do we get a full spoiler before the PPR?
Icebox_Blues: I'm so stoked for Theros.
kusinohki: can you shoot the sparkles?
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vegantroll: Oh wow, these enemies are real flat
Dix: sup everyone
goblin_geometromancer: Oh, My extruder comes in on friday!
emmmettt: y'all got a bonkers spoiler card
BrowneePoints: I'm still disappointed by the "story on the cards" Like..what is the story!?
Myrmyrer: Gotta say, this game's narrative is just a bit hard to follow
Foxmar320: Yo Dix
bowsin_durrows: I'd like to point out that mr tumnus was a faun, which is like a satyr, but roman. @2rrr_mirror_breaker
Driosenth: next un-set?
Icebox_Blues: W+P set for MtG coming up?
GraceTveit: Homelands PPR maybe? XD
Mangledpixel: well done on the card reveal vid, btw, it was awesome
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m refraining from just buying a bunch of new Theros cards
japolai: that was the robprosewater cube
simriel: So, I think it might be the Sound Design that makes S.T.A.L.K.E.R worthwhile since vast parts of the game are Not Good
AdmiralMemo: @zepinkone Yep. The morning of.
RaklarLS: great job on that preview video btw. the energy did mimic the dead voices of late night tv shopping
Lyinginbedmon: Got zerged
Taveena: A Homelands Post-Prerelease would work, I guess.
Asenath_Darque: woaow.
Koshindan: Lure them into the anomaly?
TehAmelie: i can't figure out if this game is actually robustly put together or just so janky you can't get far enough for it to fall apart
Icebox_Blues: All cards are useless and have dexterity issues?
YoungScoopy: they have beating sticks
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @bowsin_durrows Touche
Karfsma778: yeah that card is HOT
seth_erickson: That Spear seemed sweet
Ganjinn: Also, that preview video was gold
CraziestOwl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:18.
zepinkone: I love you and Kathleen's humor
Naarius: @japolai but the robo-rosewater cube actually worked
SajuukSjet: Stand against the Devil!
Foxmar320: The spoiler video was amazing
Dix: 1 CMC with 2 Equip? Don't see that much these days
KevinTheShark: Kite them into the anomaly?
BrowneePoints: and it's less than 3 mana!?
DirgeNovak: NEW STRAT *quits game*
Izandai: It's pretty sweet, and the skit y'all did for it was AMAZING.
Izhuark: Yeah this preview card is super cool.
Mavryk: that activated ability is amazing for commander bye bye eldrazis
vegantroll: I hate 2-dimensional Villains in video games!
SpoonfullOfSugar: something to deal with gods IN the set and it can go into any deck
Lithobraker: Sucks that the dude posted just the screen cap and didn't even bother to link the video until it had been up for an hour
godort: what is the Highlander potential for that card?
TheWarbo: Maybe the AI cube is W+P PPR. Subject people to things that are...not...designed...right
Karfsma778: just turns off indestructible and hexproof on a card I'm already happy to pley?
Karfsma778: Hell yea
Dumori: Also that prop was super cool glad WotC gave you enough leadtime for that level of prep!
AdmiralMemo: I checked it out on MythicSpoiler to see what it was because I didn't want to watch the video right at the moment. I'm sorry. I'll watch the video later.
Radyin: Do you take the guests on a tour around town or leave them to their own recognizance?
cryomancer20x6: That spear belongs in like every EDH deck ever
GraceTveit: Is it worth it in highlander with the legendary drawback?
Izhuark: Save ?
RaklarLS: do the fireworks kill the satyrs?
zepinkone: @AdmiralMemo You're the Champion of this chat
Gizmoloid: SAVE?
TheOtherTrevor: Mini Loxodon Warhammer with upside
plasmaparados: Slap that on a pride mate
Gizmoloid: Too late
Dr_fragenstien: “What if we made loxodon warhammer super easy to cast/equip?”
Pazzix: i think you were too close to that one
ContingentCat: Isn't the dollar store draft thing basicaly W+P magic?
coopdawg_22: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:12.
Darksteel_Mike: Is it, in fact, canon that that was Dave's Spokesman's slightly less weird cousin selling the spear?
Karfsma778: @GraceTveit what drawback? Karakas only hits creatures
Pazzix: gam ovr
Foxmar320: Next game
wildpeaks: I guess steam noped out of it
Foxmar320: lol
TehAmelie: i guess it fell apart after all
herph: your quest is done
MrPhlip: I think that means you win? If the game gives up first
Max_Mckayful: Which son?
Gnuttor: Mutal?
IsThis___Art: it gave up
SquirrelLord1111: lrrALEX_BW lrrALEX_BW
ibplunderin: love a game that respects your time
DirgeNovak: shame Kappa
RaklarLS: memory leak
TheMoatman: Aren’t *all* DVDs Watch and Play DVDs?
Icebox_Blues: No guys, you just need to insert another quarter!
AtomicAlchemical: Now the game goes to level two
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Earthenone: which wytch is which
Alness49: Wytchsun? Dys sun!
wildpeaks: oh good, and it's a VR game too
jadedcynic: "Game realized exactly how much tolerance I had for it's BS and crashed to desktop RIGHT when I reached that limit. 5/10"
bi0buster: Oh steamVR, you never learn when to piss off. xD
tim19862: oof that spelling
ComradeMik: I am torn if I want the spear for my Voltron decj
RaklarLS: i like the pipe-like font
Max_Mckayful: But Graham, which son is it?
ComradeMik: *deck
Laserbeaks_Fury: That DIablo font
Metric_Furlong: it's not Jason Welge again, is it?
Izandai: Dream big, kids.
Dix: Graham, my podcast had a spoiler ripped and posted before we could post our own thing WHEN WE HAD A POST READY TO JUST HIT SUBMIT. Like I don't know how but just the ripped image from our livestream made it up faster than my podcast co-host could hit submit on his full post
seth_erickson: Cheer100 Cheer100 Is this the Internet place I can order the Shadow Spear from. I saw it on the infomercial.
TheMerricat: "Notice: At the request of the publisher, Wytchsun: Elleros Origins is unlisted on the Steam store and will not appear in search."
RvLeshrac: Oh is this that Wytcher game I keep hearing about?
simriel: @ComradeMik Almost certainly
Juliamon: "I HAVE A VISION even if I don't have the skills to back it up"
tim19862: this font NotLikeThis
bananderson_: this font is from Diablo 2
DruntImTal: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:27.
Reecer6: is a vampire
Foxmar320: Wytchsun: Elleros Origins
KevinTheShark: lrrSPOOP_TK Well this is..... Something....
TheWarbo: wait
TrueSkorn: lrrGRAHAM_BW
ComradeMik: wait
YoungScoopy: Youre better than 'easy' Alex I believe in you
Izandai: Why did they use a Y?
seth_erickson: it is said
Myrmyrer: suddenly Fellowship of the Ring
NightValien28: lordran but ice
GraceTveit: Featuring not-geralt
TheWarbo: Did they really just rip the LotR intro off
bananderson_: it's a secret game for secret boys
APODionysus: UMM
vegantroll: Wytch Sun? Thät Öne
Naarius: O.o
CataclysmicReverb: @Izandai Y not?
ComradeMik: I mean, if you're going to rip off something, you may as well rip of JRR
simriel: Does this count as Terrible Voice Acting? XD
red_shoes_jeff: This art looks QUITE stolen.
NightValien28: wat
The_FlyingDutchman: why tho
Dr_fragenstien: Dark souls 4 lets go
Metric_Furlong: !bingo
kassy_13: how DID you??
simriel: This seems... like Medium voice acting
wildpeaks: looks nice so far
RaklarLS: very, very stolen
SpacePotato01: I mean, it has nice artwork going for it.
pixelatedharry: VO character needs to cut back on smoking
bi0buster: Sorry not on steam? Maybe they had a disagreement with them.
BrowneePoints: I mean, the art is good
SoldieroFortune: Umm, beast killing beast is kinda... normal.
Pal_Friendpatine: This is so far quite pretty
IsThis___Art: 0_____0
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m scared
EJGRgunner: Complete aside - Graham, is there a site/repository where one can acquire Beleren as a downloadable TTF?
Reecer6: so what you're telling me is that this game doesn't technically exist, and yet you've played it
Foxmar320: Wait you can't find it on Steam? Then what page am I looking at?
Izandai: I mean, these are some not at all bad pieces of art.
Driosenth: Graham, how did you find it?
kusinohki: "the gods themselves were disgusted.... with this game"
seth_erickson: the DARK SOUL
DoodlestheGreat: Naughty things.
GraceTveit: That deep dark water
Izandai: And the narrator's got a decent mic at least.
KevinTheShark: Them DAAAAHK WATAAA
RatekStormcrow: Well, at least that guy can talk
BrowneePoints: That's totally a Warhammer throne
GlennSeto: Clancy Brown has fallen on hard times.
Dumori: is this Dark Souls?!
TheBorzoi: Maybe they signed an exclusivity deal with Epic Kappa
Max_Mckayful: Is this the new Theros storyline?
malc: which throne?
Earthenone: which throne?
offbeatwitch: The Witch Throne
tim19862: decent art and voice over
sir_jack_DB: what throne?
Rachaelneco: is it garbage day already!
TheMoatman: In the age of fire...
Nyx_fire: i feel like this game might be the dark thing
godort: toss a coin to your witchthrone
Icebox_Blues: Witch throne? This throne!
Izhuark: Yeah all of this so far is suspiciously not bad...
red_shoes_jeff: This throne!
hippitybobbity: the audio is acceptable
walkwithoutrhythm: Back I the early 2000s I would have been hyped for this intro
Unas84: E X P O S I T I O N
seth_erickson: Izalith!
ComradeMik: witch throne UB artifact confirmed
DoodlestheGreat: This _is_ very good art in the intro.
Kortanios: They may be dark, but you have to give them credit, they are deep as well!
offbeatwitch: "magical fire"
Max_Mckayful: Minecraft prequel?
Omthebox: I'm surprised this game looks like it had a budget.
offbeatwitch: it sounds like regular fire
BrindleBoar: The Witch Throne, for the Witch Son, in the Witch World, of the Witches of Witching!
Juliamon: Odds of this VO being something they commissioned on Fiverr?
EJGRgunner: Which son?
RatekStormcrow: EXPOSITION: The Game
Dix: Wait what
splatty1: magical fire can burn an enemy to cinder, unlike normal fire Kappa
lucha_libro: Why can't we have magical worlds fueled by something like tacos... that would be a good world.
malc: uh
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Kerrisis: This is a lot of exposition.
YoungScoopy: Because they found a fire that killed people there was peace?
Lunareclipse123: How many thousands of years have we had now?
Mister_BlueSky: I'm just impressed there's actual voice acting, personally.
wildpeaks: ah yes, lava leaks, the number one issue with volcano bases
offbeatwitch: LMAO
ComradeMik: wait, what
Distrei: ok hi new person
Ivalenz_: Did someone turn up the exposition setting?
Graved: kaonicAAAAA
hippitybobbity: witchs'n
pixelatedharry: I hope you like exposition because have I GOT a story for YOU
the_elkae: Yeah they had some recording issues... just a little
tim19862: uhh
vegantroll: I feel like the creator of this game is the ultimate tool
Dumori: New VA who this?!
PixelArtDragon: Someone get this narrator a thesaurus
zepinkone: That voice change
34Witches: Why is there a different narrator?
offbeatwitch: ran out of money for that other voice actor
BrowneePoints: Is this Fantasy Destiny?
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m waiting for the game volume to be ridiculously loud
seth_erickson: Who just took over the narration
Radyin: The foley is great.
kassy_13: new voice v obvs
delta__vee: "magical fire capable of burning"
TheSpindash: I'm waiting for it to fade to the robot from Aqua Teen.
Astra7525: guess they didn't pay enough exposition and had to hire another VO
TheAinMAP: Which narrator?
LbxAni: dude can't just intro another character like that, let alone another narrator
TheMoatman: All that changed when the Witch nation attacked
MrUglama: looks cool so far
SajuukSjet: Exposition Dump, Activate :D
EJGRgunner: Is... is this the same "Narrator" with a different voice actor, or a new, SECOND "Narrator?"
adamjford: Absolutely lost
kusinohki: I want the 2 narrators to start arguing...
Graved: Which wytch watches witcher's plyght?
ComradeMik: fuck, this reminds me of my writing from high school
Pal_Friendpatine: The looping art tho
ClodiumSoride: This intro is writing checks the game will not be able to cash.
Izandai: Okay I'm sick of this now.
innovativemethods: I need like a timeline or something
tim19862: lrrHERE
Darksteel_Mike: Budge up , there's like 3 other narrators waiting for their turn
ArkhamArchivist: which sun?
seth_erickson: reused art assets very cool
TehAmelie: at least they made their own art. or maybe commissioned it
the_elkae: Reuse images but not narrators
Gnuttor: Reused assets.
bananderson_: woahhhh
Laserbeaks_Fury: I need a young narrator and an old narrator
Distrei: FACE
IsThis___Art: DARK things in a DARK age with the Witch Throne and Witch Sun and the Sun went DARK
MrUglama: now it doesnt look cool
the_elkae: HI
wildpeaks: oh no
TheWarbo: we can just use the same art for this war that we did for the last war, right?
Earthenone: new age, who dis?
tim19862: LUL
SpacePotato01: I haven't listened to anything that's been said, and all I hear is 'edge edge dark dark"
ComradeMik: well that's a tonal shift
APODionysus: Like this... isn’t BAD compared to what we normally get
zepinkone: i mean verbal tradtions can be wiped out pretty easily
evilspoons983: yes! NO MIDDLE SLIDERS!
KeirenH: It might just be the guy making the game doing the VO
NightValien28: oh look a star was protagonist
KevinTheShark: Yeah but it was a REALLY LONG 10 years
YoungScoopy: @TheMoatman the Wytch nation lol
patrick_stonecrusher: Dueling narrators!
simriel: I think this counts as Wall of Text
Pteraspidomorphi: I liked the intro art
Unas84: let's creat that character!
korvys: Darkness?
jadedcynic: dat texture popin - game SO optimized ;)
zepinkone: especially if monsters show up
Izhuark: Stolen assets.game ?
Radyin: Inb4 Candy Crush clone.
EJGRgunner: @Laserbeaks_Fury I saw that. That was brilliant.
Angnor33: So, do they have appendices full of lore for the game to read? :P
GlennSeto: Toss a coin to your Wytchsun?
APODionysus: Welp
SajuukSjet: the concept art acutally went _backwards_ :D
hippitybobbity: make a mans
TheWarbo: show me the glistens
Graved: No middle sliders!
Thatwasademo: there's a button that just says "Darkness"
Lunareclipse123: Cheer180 Ah yes, the only appropriate length of time in a fantasy setting: A THOUSAND YEARS
Dr_fragenstien: This is spending a lot of time explaining very little
Gizmoloid: What's "Darkness"?
adamjford: no. middle. sliders.
zepinkone: so like 10 years could easily turn this stuff to myth
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, this UI is already pretty scary.
Thatwasademo: what happens if you click "Darkness"?
BrowneePoints: I mean, the modelling doesn't seem bad so far
Alness49: Oh hey, they have a gender option? I thought that was too hard to do again!
TehAmelie: this looks like the default model in a modeling program
BrindleBoar: R U F F
LbxAni: I'm guessing all the money went to contracting that art intro
ClodiumSoride: Can you give a female character beard stubble?
kusinohki: turn up hair stubble on the woman..
Solipsody: MONSTER FACTORY!
Alahmnat: she looks like Katie Sackhoff
KeirenH: welcome to not an elder scrolls game
KevinTheShark: Agatha Fisty?
Nickiatori: what song is this
AdmiralMemo: HAHA
Dix: oh m ygod
accountmadeforants: I see sliders 👀
tim19862: :D
Foxmar320: Yes
Domidwarcer: Dang it, @GlennSeto now i have to listen to the actual song
bi0buster: This character is actually quite nice?
RaklarLS: oh wow, the game was relaunched under a new name to avoid negative reviews, according to the steam reviews hahaha
JonnyGlitch: taht chest hair
zepinkone: i mean the Jedi became rumors and shit 3 years aft3er they were wiped out
34Witches: flawless
Dared00: Oh hey, body hair works
IsThis___Art: GOT THERE
Ukon_Cairns: that flute in the background a bit much
Dergib: what dis?
rybackgaming: Monster Factory time!
the_elkae: Make a Marge Simpson!
BrowneePoints: She-Hulk! SHe-Hulk!
GraceTveit: She-Hulk?
Koshindan: Violet, you're turning violet!
evilspoons983: hairy woman
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Naarius: Smurf
BrindleBoar: play as she-hulk
NightValien28: I like that she has chest hair
MrPhlip: No middle colour slider
Izandai: Why must it always be Monster Factory?
persistentpetitioners: no middle sliders, true monster factory fashion
bi0buster: Like the default character asset looks p good.
bowsin_durrows: Amazing.
Lyinginbedmon: Asari anyone?
seth_erickson: Sliders are the best part of any game
tergonis: always purple!
BrindleBoar: also uh, that chest hair
Ganjinn: John Diss
Nickiatori: i swear i have heard this song before
Lithobraker: We look like a pretty cute orc
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jawdyce
the_elkae: Marge, Marge, Marge!
Jeezy56: Jean D'Ice
TehAmelie: the five genders: skills, background, reset, darkness and play
Silver_Kn1ght: We a Dark Souls speedrun now
Nyx_fire: I like that she has chest hair
RaklarLS: jaundice jane
TheWarbo: why is there a "Darkness button
KevinTheShark: Oh hey its one of the Simpsons
BrowneePoints: Severe Jaundice
SK__Ren: Fiona?
tim19862: LUL the chest hair
Izandai: Literally so.
Dared00: HELL YEAH
wildpeaks: heck yeah
PappaSkety: is that chest hair?
NightValien28: damn gains son
ComradeMik: are we making realistic Lisa?
Izandai: katesLol
Dix: HAHAHAHA
Distrei: LOL
NightValien28: hahahahahahaha
Foxmar320: omg
Nyx_fire: and i can;t tell if it is lazy or intentional
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
Dix: oh no
Ganjinn: WOW
wildpeaks: oh god
MrPhlip: ALEX
TheMerricat: She-Hulk
Icebox_Blues: xD
MikoKisai: um
seth_erickson: She's Jacked seabatPjorg
godort: LUL
ComradeMik: but jacked
the_elkae: WHAT
Dergib: what game?
ContingentCat: wat
AdmiralMemo: !click
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW_TK slytqBweh
tim19862: rofl
creamysoupnugget: oh.... boys no
IsThis___Art: UM
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boriskun: hulkwoman
offbeatwitch: what EVEN
pixelatedharry: OK wow
tergonis: we making a chonky lass
Lyinginbedmon: If this gets much worse you're getting kicked off Twitch
AdmiralMemo: She-Hulk!
JonnyGlitch: Brenda Banner
Graved: !tos
patrick_stonecrusher: Veruca Salt?
Earthenone: shulk
Alahmnat: waow
GlennSeto: "My name is Jaundice ... my back hurts.
DoodlestheGreat: Her chest is wearing sunglasses...
LbxAni: it's just a female head on a hairy chest lol
simriel: Time to make She-Hulk
APODionysus: NOPE
Wolfstrike_NL: she bursting out of her....o this can actually happen
BrowneePoints: Does she have body hair?
Pywodwagon: She has a surprising amount of chest hair
NightValien28: this is a good character creation
purplexied: Fiona?
Foxmar320: All sliders max?
wertler: show me the real raven
zepinkone: The best Nose
Ukon_Cairns: Puce Banner?
bi0buster: This is a powerful wardrobe choice.
ComradeMik: today on the bonus episode of monster factory
brainbosh: That interface is so broken
EJGRgunner: Are you going full Shrek?
Reecer6: "sameface? look at all the different noses i can do!"
Crad0k: !uptime
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GraceTveit: Welcome to Monster Factory TM
Amentur: Is that dirt or chest hair?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: if you change the tint to green you almost have Fiona
pixelatedharry: The classic 'turn all the sliders up to full' strat. my favourite
IncredibleFrown: limbal ring? so we're playing ff14
kusinohki: I think it's veins?
Alahmnat: looks like chest hair to me
bowsin_durrows: Why not both? @Amentur
vegantroll: Make pupil real big, because drugs, you know?
creamysoupnugget: Spoiler alert: This is the only part of the game the developer finished, and it'll dump out to Windows when they hit Play.
accountmadeforants: Save for the colours, these are some weirdly modest sliders.
Papperslappen: The Adam Savidan School of character creation
zepinkone: Grahm, what is your plan going into the PPR? are you gonna go in hoping for green? or black?
Max_Mckayful: The Darkness button looks worrisome
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DEATHlikescats: is Alex making himself?!
KevinTheShark: Ahhh yes. Rinnegan eyes
DEATHlikescats: no middle sliders
tim19862: :D
EJGRgunner: I think we've got Cirrhosis
Distrei: I'm seeing a bit of beej in this face somehow
Solipsody: I am becoming concerned that the rest of the game will be less fully implemented than the pointless aesthetic character creation.
DoodlestheGreat: It _is_ chest hair! I guess the game's being more equitable?
zepinkone: RINNEGAN EYES
thirsty_kitteh: Need to tuen the "Lip color" slider up too
ClodiumSoride: What, no separate philtrum slider?
NickNackLive: this is some of the best character customization I've seen in a while XD
Koshindan: Learned a new word today.
ibplunderin: nasolabial is my safe word
TheMerricat: man they are going to be so disappointed when they get into game and she turns into a lizard person.
TheBorzoi: With the exception of the clothes clipping, this looks like a pretty good character customisation
YoungScoopy: Alex misses Lizardquest already. So he's making the protagonist of the last game again
IsThis___Art: turn up lip cover
MrPhlip: So, how does the "no middle sliders" policy apply when both ends of the slider are "red"?
APODionysus: I see a bit of Beej in all faces
DirgeNovak: Jaundice Simpson
Silver_Kn1ght: Mouth Shape is my favorite Neil C album
IsThis___Art: *lip color
Distrei: @APODionysus true that.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: the folds option is at least one thing this has in common with Dark Souls
JonnyGlitch: oh dear
RassilonDND: the rare Simpson cameo
DoodlestheGreat: This woman ate all her veggies.
evilspoons983: is this a Simpsons
IncredibleFrown: from the same place as chikita dave i see
Pteraspidomorphi: I kind of see it now
Izandai: Thanks! I hate it!
34Witches: Beautiful
ContingentCat: Wow that's a lookjk
Distrei: so purdy
djalternative: Hello Marge
the_elkae: Marge Simpson could never
BrowneePoints: I'm just seeing Female Alex with severe jaundice
Kortanios: The crate of apples back there tells us that the jaundice is a choice, not a sign of malnourishment
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So we are going from She-Hulk to She-Leno?
AdmiralMemo: So we're legit just making She-Hulk at this point, right?
APODionysus: Yep
Lithobraker: this desperately needs a random button
ibplunderin: Cowards don't even have a random button.
purplexied: Miss Canada Potential
cryomancer20x6: She has magnificent chest hair
margieargie: I think you just made her a Habsburg
Silver_Kn1ght: She's hypoxic and has juandice
RassilonDND: I feel like this would be a Karen simpson
RealDarkAdamo: is this the bad guy from sin city's mother
tim19862: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: This sneezy lady better not put her germs on me
DEATHlikescats: now I know Alex is making himself
EJGRgunner: This character's name: Jean Deece
PappaSkety: watch this be a 1st person game..
bi0buster: I'm impressed at those eyes, they look like they have a bit of life in them.
boriskun: please make her buff marge simpson
creamysoupnugget: Behold the Adventurer, Jaundice Cyanosis.
tim19862: lrrWOW
Foxmar320: 100% no hair
LbxAni: Background points????
RaklarLS: pretty sure that tree on the top left is from somewhere else
Icebox_Blues: I mean...
bi0buster: Hey so I heard you liked WoW's talent tree.
Icebox_Blues: That's neat?
Earthenone: mono phobia contol
APODionysus: Oh boy oh boy
jetpixi: Hello! Just got here. What is this garbage?
TheMerricat: These are background points, not skills.
Gizmoloid: Oh yeah, make me populate a skill tree with NO IDEA HOW THE GAME WORKS
Solipsody: Did the phobias cost you skill points?
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OmnipotentTrevor: What are the chances any of this is actually going to matter?
MrPhlip: Skill point goes in every slot
Koshindan: Jack of some trades.
EJGRgunner: Jean Deece
NightValien28: you ate it
gnome_friend ate it
zepinkone: Brianna
Karfsma778: Hornkus
Driosenth: Take all the drawbacks, see what interactions the dev didn't account for.
DEATHlikescats: Lorge
Earthenone: heirloom, you ate iy
ritchards: Otaku Jeff
tim19862: :D
IsaTheEngie: ooh. a w+p game with character creation
Darksteel_Mike: That looks like Yggdrasil imagery, excited to see how much this steals
JonnyGlitch: get in mah belly
VTMarik: Moof
Pteraspidomorphi: *spits tea*
zepinkone: Hornkus
RaklarLS: Tired. just, tired.
NightValien28: orcks
Max_Mckayful: So far this is basically Oregon Trail
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DennyMcG: What the jaysus is going on with this game
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SacrificialToast: your shirt seems to be having problems
arcaneIllumination: To be fair, reading the background info stuff might make it more understandable.
Earthenone: skyrim got it
splatty1: triimperial decimal time?
JonnyGlitch: Orckgone Trail
rocketjohn: you have Orkistrated a character
34Witches: It was "TriImperial Decimal Time"
Papperslappen: Phrank
zepinkone: Skyrimmmm
hd_dabnado: Skyrim bar!
Koshindan: Looks good.
zepinkone: skrimbo
northos: ah, you're finally awake...
IncredibleFrown: ah, you're awake
IsaTheEngie: Kyscrim
bi0buster: This looks pretty alright though.
Foxmar320: Nice jump
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Ah...you're awake...
Graved: I'm disappointed it is not just Skyrim
bi0buster: Asset quality is nice.
WonderfulGlory: Ah you're awake
ComradeMik: I was expecting the Skyrim opening
Solipsody: I'm glad your race has no impact on your appearance at all. Race is a social construct.
SomebodyNowhere: hey kids do you member skyrum
rybackgaming: Ah... you're awake...
jetpixi: Oooo ಠ_ಠ
bi0buster: They really used those megascans huh?
gnome_friend: Skyrim Book REPORT
Darksteel_Mike: Well this parts kinda pretty
JonnyGlitch: That statue had a book in it?
Tikosh_: At least they are decent enough to not unleash this upon the world
kassy_13: look down?
BrowneePoints: This is WAY too much bloom lighting
Koshindan: Pssh, who follows the main mission.
innovativemethods: Is this just skyrim?
pixelatedharry: 'try to fit '
Driosenth: Not an elder scrolls, didn't start a prisoner
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zepinkone: you have some low G
Khasi1596: whomst'd've
chickenace11: Wait grandmother is a part of the hammermakers guild now
Anaerin: Using up your stamina bar.
djalternative: his name is whomst've
MrPhlip: Our character is clearly a warlock
TeiranDragon: who called it being first person?
gnome_friend: F
Solipsody: Uh-oh.
sivakrytos: orders from a man named graham
bi0buster: Oof that foliage pop-in tho.
Alahmnat: whomst'd've orders?
kassy_13: over a bunny!
splatty1: do you go faster going diagonal?
Angnor33: This is full on Destiny jumping.
djalternative: f
Izhuark: F
SpacePotato01: low gravity planet. Fair, if you're going to have dragons.
devil_dan: Skyrim may have problems but I don't think it deserves to be on this show.
ritchards: dat texture popin
Foxmar320: Luigi wants his jump back
Camail: try strafe jumping?
jetpixi: You’re on the moon!!!
BloodnBullets: stab rabbit?
Radyin: She’s a Destiny Warlock.
zepinkone: NO DIVERSITY
Gizmoloid: I think the game want's you to kill that bunny.
Solipsody: Did you just b-hop over a bunny?
JonnyGlitch: wow whitewashing
SomebodyNowhere: can you go into third person
Laserbeaks_Fury: Press F *quickly sketches a sword*
BrowneePoints: Oh this is STRAIGHT up stolen Skyrim assets. Look at the compass @LoadingReadyRun
wildpeaks: didn't it say early access ?
bi0buster: Yeah this is deeply skyrim huh?
PinkfloydYES: trash day?
Koshindan: Guild got hammered.
SomebodyNowhere: whoa
NightValien28: wow
RaklarLS: everyone died and is rusting
Foxmar320: !!!!
Distrei: WOAH
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AtomicAlchemical: Quick, get on the ground and fit in!
jetpixi: Destiny Skyrim
NightValien28: gone forever
ibplunderin: Already better than Skrimsky
jetpixi: WOW
pixelatedharry: AAAHHH
OmnipotentTrevor: Fighting against a Dragoon.
Alness49: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Rhynerd: They also have flight!
malc: "I must return to my home planet"
Rhynerd: Oh no!
Naarius: The legendary self yeet
Distrei: Casually went through that rock.
Camail: did aliens make this game
bi0buster: Is this an unreal game?
IncredibleFrown: "is this really a watch and play ga-oh, here we go"
AdmiralMemo: Is that her screaming or them?
MrPhlip: These knights have a lot of bloods
TwoSenses: This is motion blur: the game
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW_TK "I don't see colour ssandCOIN_BW
Izandai: Why would you jab with an axe.
Izhuark: You can't do a skyrim without gamebreaking bugs
innovativemethods: This map is from skyrim, from whiterun
IsaTheEngie: Die and respawn probably
RaklarLS: it's spartan-with-viking-shield man
Pteraspidomorphi: Is there a way to disable motion blur?
Max_Mckayful: I saw a wabbit in the fields we could maybe eat
zepinkone: fall damage
kusinohki: we've seen these enemies before haven't we?
zepinkone: lolol
JonnyGlitch: the graphics arn't terrible
Koshindan: Now I want to see a fantasy game on a low gravity planet where humans train their jumping ability.
Karfsma778: falling damage too
tergonis: falling damage?
boriskun: this is easy...
FlyingWithSnakes: you're a prisoner, NOW it's an elder scrolls game
korvys: "So you're finally awake..."
Ganjinn: Wow, prison with a view
BrowneePoints: This straight up has to be the skyrim engine
RvLeshrac: Please leave a Steam Review
koizom: You're finally awake...
Izhuark: Worst prison ever
TheSpindash: WHAT?
Icebox_Blues: Isn't all W+P games "have to lose" games?
BrindleBoar: welcome to jail
Thatwasademo: I think there's glass panels?
Foxmar320: At least we have a nice view
pixelatedharry: Now it is Elder Scrolls
AdmiralMemo: TINY BOOK
Camail: BOOK
accountmadeforants: The real cage is gravity, and dog.
Lyinginbedmon: "This bars can't hold me! And there's only two of them!"
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun it's stopping you isn't it?
the_elkae: Alex, the floor is made of crates
ritchards: to be fair, you can'tleave
RaklarLS: i mean, have you seen your character? she's huge!
SajuukSjet: I love the clearly almost identical UI elements that _weren't, honest_ influenced by Skyrim
bowsin_durrows: Very effective thing.
TheMerricat: Did anyone notice them asking us to leave a steam review for the game on the loading screen?
Darksteel_Mike: ok, games no longer pretty
TheSpindash: What kind of nonsense is asking for Steam reviews in your loading screen?
Dumori: Spider PET
Izandai: Oh were we not playing us?
NightValien28: australian spider
Nigouki: metal face masks? Deatheaters?
BrowneePoints: Clip it
Hyperendemic: this cage run on the honour system
ZeniteZero: GRAHAM
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
Dix: Is that the Spider Phobia?
Distrei: graham pls
rybackgaming: how do we know how they got attacked?
ClodiumSoride: Oh wait, was the first character you played not the one from character creation?
AdmiralMemo: Sound Crystal
the_elkae: Achoo
Anaerin: Didn't you have a fear of spiders?
EJGRgunner: Mi llamo T-Bone
Earthenone: audiologs
ritchards: yep audio logs
Izandai: hm
AdmiralMemo: AudioLogs
IsaTheEngie: Audio logs! Neat!
Lunareclipse123: Wait, did the guy stop while being attacked to write a description of his attackers in his diary?
MT_Storm: Fantasy Audio Logs!
Orgmastron: Fantasy audio logs! XD
Solipsody: Huh. I did not expect it to mean literally look AT book.
Foxmar320: lol
BrindleBoar: why does this jail cell have a fucking crystal ball in it
SomebodyNowhere: yay audio logs
Izhuark: Mediveval Audio logs ? XDDD
wildpeaks: Magical audio logs
Icebox_Blues: Ahhhh, Alex's favorite!
ANeMzero: why does magic audio ball have radio static?
Mangledpixel: audiologs!
djalternative: this really is a skrim
splatty1: is this audio logs or a radio
Izandai: Did this magic audio recording start with a burst of static?
DoodlestheGreat: Fantasy tape recrders!
Driosenth: are there subtitles?
bi0buster: this is... Maybe a bad choice?
Darleysam: is he vaping between lines?
Pteraspidomorphi: !bingo
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Laserbeaks_Fury: *THIS* is why we keep the Palantir covered
Monocled_Falcon: Ah, the audio scrying orb
the_elkae: Alex, Alex! It's an audio log! Aren't you excited?
pixelatedharry: fantasy static from audiologs confrimed
evilspoons983: why is there radio static!! it's magic!
spiffinn: why the static sounds?
Thatwasademo: Alex died, W+P is Graham's job now
TheBorzoi: Those bars are so wide though. Just walk out
bi0buster: "Ok here's a tiny room you can't leave so you have to listen to this audio log"
Boi_Ginny: Welp we lost Alex
SomebodyNowhere: did you touch the dog and it exploded into a speech?
DigitalSeahorse: Xd
Izandai: WHY IS THERE STATIC???
JonnyGlitch: every game needs audio logs Kappa
Tikosh_: Why did they leave an audio log in the prison cell
CapnRobert: magic static
Darleysam: doing some sick rips
SpacePotato01: those bars are like strings.
arcaneIllumination: I choose to consider that as Alex feigning alcoholism.
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seth_erickson: I mean they could have used notes
salsasamurai10: is that a t-posing penguin up there?
WonderfulGlory: Magic static...
Coogrr: 401 years?
Solipsody: Videogames are over. We've gone as far as we can go.
SpacePotato01: this is a spaghetti cage
EvilBadman: I'd rather an audio log than 100 books I'd never read.
Mister_BlueSky: It's tell don't show, right?
Foxmar320: How high can we jump? This cage has a hole in the roof
LbxAni: was that a penguin on the roof of the cage? or am I tripping?
Ristow: audio logs in a fantasy game, I'm calling the cops
Icebox_Blues: I honestly think one could do good Fantasy audiologs. This ain't it, though.
JonnyGlitch: in fact, they should have audiologs IRL too
seth_erickson: this is welcome to me
Izhuark: @Izandai Magic obviously Kappa
Hyperendemic: man it's been a while since I've stopped by, I think alex had just announced his hiatus last time I was here
vegantroll: Narrator #3
InquisitorJL: I love these games for W+P. Very bad without being garbage is often more interesting
Izandai: I haven't internalized a single word of this.
RaklarLS: magic affects the 60 cycle hum, til
ibplunderin: at least there wasn't blood writing on the wall telling you to touch the magical audio log
Koshindan: I'm actually digging this.
samwonk: Personally I wouldn't cage people a couple of stories directly above a settlement with no toilet.
Anaerin: Love the after-images of the bars.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Deckard Cain was more succinct
jetpixi: Maybe it’s a weird time game
KeirenH: I normally don't have a big problem with motion blur, but this game is bothering me
Lyinginbedmon: Stone Penguin...
Lithobraker: The best part is it's magic so you can't run away from the sound...
Izandai: Is that a statue of a penguin???
kusinohki: this is super important exposition alex!
forcedreject: Penguin?
EJGRgunner: Is that a fucking PENGUIN?
lucha_libro: "I had pudding.. today..."
Reecer6: i want him to say "over and out" at the end
RaklarLS: is that a penguin? with exposives on it's back?
ContingentCat: is that a penguin?
djalternative: maybe you just tuned into a radio station
LbxAni: nope....that a penguin alright lol
Rhynerd: Does the penguin explode?
Hyperendemic: back into?
hwdesperado: Was that a fire penguin?
Jadenim: There has been a LOT of effort put into this bad game?!
Graved: HahaSleep
BrindleBoar: just... turn sideways and walk through the bars
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crushcastles: Look to the right from those people. There's a spider.
Monocled_Falcon: I think that bearded dude is trying to talk to you?
iammorthos: anybody else feel like dick when they type !next while the stream is live?
EJGRgunner: Despite all our rage we've still got some wheels on a cage.
ritchards: What DOESN'T it do!!
RvLeshrac: Did Graham miss the penguin?
Avet24222: What does jumping season do?
Solipsody: Uh...
evilspoons983: "what doesn't it do" uhh
DoodlestheGreat: It's state law. Can't have the bars any closer.
Izandai: ?????
djalternative: poison?
jetpixi: Some wibbly wobbly timey Wimey maybe. Audio logs are ok now
JonnyGlitch: why is this happening
offbeatwitch: what is even. what is going on
TheSpindash: So, they... they -bought- this map, right? Like, the quality of everything else here doesn't imply they're able to model to that level of detail, right?
Solipsody: What?
Izandai: I mean if you use enough of it I guess???
ritchards: so... cut scene
Dumori: Didn't you pick an lasse?
Foxmar320: ???
seth_erickson: this game is great
BrindleBoar: did he just bore us to death?
Izhuark: This voice acting is sooo bad
wench_tacular: that sounds awful
Graved: D:
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ContingentCat: @iammorthos yup, that's when I actually go check the schedual
Ashen_Prime: "Him"? you definitely made a female, right?
RaklarLS: are there any subtitles?
MT_Storm: what on any level is happening
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun why are they calling you "he"? Are they misgendering you?
Solipsody: WHAT?!
MikoKisai: WASAD to move
Graved: WASAD to move
Lunareclipse123: It's truly the strength of the medium
chenhsi2: wasad?
SnackPak_: They're the best part of interactive media
fiftymcnasty: We gotta tell your the story Alex
OmnipotentTrevor: This is a lot for a W&P game
pixelatedharry: WASAD to move
ritchards: Use WASAD to move!
RaklarLS: it's the lips, they turned yellow too.
Darksteel_Mike: you're whitewashed, though
Izandai: wow
cryomancer20x6: This is 100% a case of they should have made a movie instead
Reecer6: use A to go left, and A to go left again
Anaerin: WASAAAAAD!
AdmiralMemo: I'm getting very WASAD right now
Darleysam: ah, the hurbis!
A_Dub888: WASAAAAAAD
Dix: Wasaaaaaaaaaad
ritchards: please add that to !advice
TheMerricat: wasabi!
red_shoes_jeff: WASAD CHOP!
Amentur: Wasaaaaadi?
Foxmar320: Sound crystal lol
Monocled_Falcon: sound crystal.
Izandai: "sound crystal"
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrGARBO_SG
SomebodyNowhere: "sound crystal"
jetpixi: WASAD
Izandai: I hate it.
BrindleBoar: why would you click it
pixelatedharry: WASAD, Nintendo is real!
DigitalSeahorse: They misgendered us
vegantroll: Narrator #4
IsThis___Art: WASAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
Karfsma778: wasaaad
Graved: Year 5883, I must note
JonnyGlitch: Israeli Intelligence movement
CapnRobert: why is there magic static
gnome_friend: !quote wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
BlueMechanic: yeah, you use the a and also the other a
kusinohki: WASADI!
IsaTheEngie: Sound crystals have static. Wonderful.
SleepyDeveloper: snek? snek. SNEK!
patrick_stonecrusher: waSAD
hippitybobbity: fantasy walky talkieeessz
KevinTheShark: Can we do third person??
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it live, or is it Memoglass
DEATHlikescats: can you turn up voice audio for the game?
djalternative: wasad is a slurring of the slang pronunciation of West Side!
the_elkae: The reception on these is shit. So staticky
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
bowsin_durrows: No, I don't think anyone has looked at you.
Gizmoloid: Were they all going through a tunnel while making a sound crystal call?
KeirenH: radio static for magic recordings is a real wild choice
RaklarLS: it's definitely pretty
Makhiel: did they leave a message for you somehow knowing you'll end up here?
Anaerin: Not Mush Room in here.
rocketjohn: all fluff no crunch
JonnyGlitch: level design and graphics are nice, all audio and story is dreadful
Forgebold: It's very nice looking but there's absolutely nothing happening in there
dudecon: Just a big old can of wax
IsaTheEngie: I dunno. This feels like a prebuilt environment bought off an asset store
splatty1: all ground sounds like wood?
hd_dabnado: The best garbage games are the ones with elements of greatness
Izhuark: I wouldn't call it a nitpick, it's way too much in my opinion.
SomebodyNowhere: thats how dear esther worked
RvLeshrac: Does the penguin statue do anything?
TehAmelie: replace the player character with a tiny flying insect and it would be amazing
Reecer6: also i'm really disliking this color filter
RvLeshrac: Can you summon a penguin?
Karfsma778: much sizzle, no steak
SleepyDeveloper: Earf
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It looks pretty but we so far have gotten to do nothing.
Khasi1596: yes
Reecer6: why is everything so washed out constnatly
rocketjohn: is that motion blur?
SajuukSjet: and Dear Esther did it right
JonnyGlitch: this would be a better game with zero story
Solipsody: Did these people just find a bunch of levels and unfinished voiceovers and try to make a game out of them? This makes less sense than Curse of Enchantia.
BrindleBoar: so who put all these lanterns in here
SpacePotato01: this environment reminds me a lot of American McGee's Alice.
RvLeshrac: I'm really focused on the penguin because that's the most important thing that's happened.
korvys: Yeah, if you want to make cool atmospheric environments, etc, just like... make a movie.
Bradway1: This is someone's environment art portfolio that is ALMOST there
Monocled_Falcon: Isn't the point of a crystal ball to be able to see things in it, not hear things?
Izhuark: Freaking audio logs :x
Darleysam: I'm always waiting for the point at which motivation/the asset pack runs out
MikoKisai: [RMB] on item t... what?
Driosenth: how expensive are those sound crystals? Are enchanters just like "We can't record the coronation of our king!", people be like "Hay Beckie, You Busy?"
bvorhies: Would Alex ever cut his hair for charity ?
KeirenH: god I hate that static effect
IncredibleFrown: so why did they throw us in here
vegantroll: Still Narrator #4
BrindleBoar: that is NOT a bread knife
RaklarLS: your hand isn't yellow :(
34Witches: Why did they poison us? Why not just stab us or something?
Meyari: that is NOT a bread knife
Fruan: Putting Audiologs in Skyrim feels almost like a parody of overused game design.
Naarius: That's a penguing
jetpixi: Why did they do audio logs (with static) and not an NPC?
SpacePotato01: It left you.
dudecon: all the polish explains why the specularity is turned up so high
Foxmar320: Cursed game
SomebodyNowhere: lightnight arm penguing is a collectable?
BrindleBoar: shing!
Monocled_Falcon: The axe is trying to escape this nightmare
Solipsody: What is anything?
TehAmelie: alternatively, if you want to model this kind of sweet landscapes, just do that. don't try to push first person axe chopping into it
Graved: Animation does not work without a shield
Lyinginbedmon: Ho there, cursed undead
forcedreject: @jetpixi audio logs are easier to manage
kusinohki: shrodenger ax... it may or may not be in your hand
Lord_Hosk insert you have my axe joke here
Pteraspidomorphi: There has been a lot of work put into the pieces of this game, it's weird that it's so confusing and unfocused
Darksteel_Mike: Why are you even here now
IdleRed: there he goes
Foxmar320: wat
Izandai: ?????
wildpeaks: uhh goodbye ?
SnackPak_: bye
jetpixi: But it doesn’t make sense
ContingentCat: what
Naarius: Friend?
Max_Mckayful: Welp
SomebodyNowhere: is that an helper?
Meyari: friend?
offbeatwitch: ah we made a penguin
Avet24222: FRIEND
Icebox_Blues: PENGUIN!
NightValien28: noot noot?
SleepyDeveloper: mmm danger penguin
Izhuark: Did we summon a penguing ?
KevinTheShark: The bus. slytqWhat
BrindleBoar: the hell
Koshindan: "Love me father"
Monocled_Falcon: Oh god its Mario 64 all over again
jetpixi: LOL
IsThis___Art: PENG RAND
Karfsma778: SUMMON PENGUIN
Sortaz: omgHmm
hwdesperado: It's... a SUMMONS?
JonnyGlitch: lrrFRUMP_TK
darkalter2000: You should have read the description
IsThis___Art: er, PENG FRAND
MrPhlip: I mean, I don't see what's so hard to understand about this?
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Papperslappen: aww
Featherweight_: that's some good ax glisten
SajuukSjet: Wark Wark!
Darksteel_Mike: Noot noot!
Pteraspidomorphi: One time penguin
offbeatwitch: one-time penguin
kassy_13: we made a frendo
Icebox_Blues: NOTHING ELSE MATTERS; IT PENGUIN! lrrHEART lrrHEART
PinkfloydYES: penguin
OmnipotentTrevor: It's a usable item? A summon? A familiar?
34Witches: Ooh, fire
NightValien28: I am very very confused
Vlanoik: i think it did say "consumable"
vegantroll: That's Tux, he's here to solve your Linux Problems
SomebodyNowhere: goodbye forever, I hope you like this cave
Thatwasademo: this game looks... tedious.
samwonk: There's like 10000x as much futile, pointless work put into this game as most W+P games.
BrindleBoar: farewell, nootfren
Max_Mckayful: What a n00b, wasting your penguin on level 1.
Gizmoloid: Is this game's magic based on throwing penguins?
34Witches: It said right click on it in your inventory
drcanonball: So how exactly did you find this
LbxAni: I will say, this looks better than Elder Scrolls Blades
Khasi1596: what's the over under on the amount of this game that came prefabricated and the amount the dev did?
RvLeshrac: "To use, hurl the stone Quackguin on the ground and shatter it... upon shattering, it summons a trained Quackguin."
TehAmelie: oh fish, they actually just tried to make Dragon Age Inquisition
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tell me about Phanks....
kassy_13: you can't give yourself a race
Lord_Hosk: Alex is going to be really upset on level 9 when he gets to the penguin puzzel
pixelatedharry: 'we wrote backstory now you must read'
creamysoupnugget: Wait, is this a The Man in the Iron Mask situation, where this is the real Skyrim and the buggymess that was released was the real Watch + Play game?
Driosenth: SMELINGTONS!
BrindleBoar: uh, to sleep on, duh?
ANeMzero: sometimes skeletons get sleepy
Izhuark: Magic fart ? x)
KevinTheShark: Fantastic. A classic starter Pokemon for you
kusinohki: because he's dead tired!
forcedreject: Skeletons have to sleep too, Alex
NightValien28: restores 0 health?
emmmettt: the penguin is your first pokemon
AtomicAlchemical: WHERE did he have a bedroll?
TehAmelie: well maybe Skyrimquisition
red_shoes_jeff: So he can SLEEP, Alex!
Forgebold: Bedroll - consumable
Distrei: skillingmons need their sleep Alex
RaklarLS: oh my god. I was looking through their website and they have A STOCK PHOTO AS THEIR TEAM PHOTO
Rhynerd: To rest those weary bones
Karfsma778: Oh boy
BITs19_: wow this sure looks like not
CataclysmicReverb: 'cause he's got lazy bones
Izandai: wow
Laserbeaks_Fury: consumable bedroll
Lunareclipse123: He died in his sleep. Obviously.
herph: boo
Koshindan: "Design choice"
Dix: :O
nemryn: They put all this effort into writing lore and none into making sure it fits the caption boxes
Icebox_Blues: Bad UI, or... BAD UI?
BITs19_: *this looks like not skyrim
Driosenth: heartburn
Graved: If I have 6 shields, you cannot hit me!
PinkfloydYES: hes a
Lyinginbedmon: This boneguard has a case of the flaming boner
djalternative: Sr. Skeleton Bonregard!
JonnyGlitch: you'd think a burning skellington would be a self solving problem
forcedreject: His crotch is on fire
Alness49: Bob "Two Shield" Skeleton
Fantusta: more shields is more better
Monocled_Falcon: Quick, find the bones he was guarding!
pixelatedharry: why does skeliton bleed
NightValien28: that guy looks how I feel when eating too much spicy tuna
gnome_friend: Welcome to the BONE ZONE
Rhynerd: Siege helmet!
MrPhlip: I mean, to be fair, if you were a skeleton, you'd want to guard your bones.
gnome_friend: !findquote bone
LRRbot: Quote #5619: "Lead with your heart, not with your bones!" —Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
chesul: too many shields, but didn't drop any.
Koshindan: Power Style.
Khasi1596: your skin and muscles guard your bone
aWabbajack: Time to Play and Watch
ANeMzero: Boneguard, the best DB Shift
ritchards: Bone Guard Is Ready!
AdmiralMemo: As opposed to a square cob?
MrPhlip: "Graham Stark, Fleshguard"
vegantroll: Shift Click?
PinkfloydYES: hes obviously a skeleton with a half sheild shell
TehAmelie: Graham is but a guard for his bone?
Izandai: What a terrible looting system.
northos: have we seen that exact "fade into pretty lights" death animation in other W&P games before, or am I imagining that?
TheSpindash: You usually need a boneguard when you play sports, don't you?
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aWabbajack: is this Sky Rim?!
vegantroll: Narrator #5?
MidgardSerpent: can you use the shovel as a weapon?
TehAmelie: or bones
Izandai: SWORD ACQUIRED
SleepyDeveloper: Sky Rum, the bottom shelf drink
RaklarLS: so, this is the stock photo team they have on their website: http://rampagegames.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/h2-img-2.jpg
RvLeshrac: The legendary Ironsword
ani_laurel: hey, hows the trash today
Foxmar320: ummmm
Solipsody: So was this made by some really good 3D artists with no other game-development skills, or did the usualy gang of idiots find a rich vein of stolen assets?
Distrei: AAAAAAAAA
Izhuark: Sword>Axe
Izandai: I'm glad he's dead.
Graved: D:
Naarius: Someone just did a die
ANeMzero: that sure is an iron sword.
wildpeaks: the legendary Aaaaaaaaah
ani_laurel: ooooh, its goof
Darksteel_Mike: accents are fucking everywhere
Makhiel: and now we fight ghost rider
Pteraspidomorphi: That was not my friend wilhelm
34Witches: what is that sword
t3h_f1gm3nt: barrHyuck
RaklarLS: it's a stock photo Graham
CraziestOwl: HahaTurtledove
RaklarLS: ~i searched
plummeting_sloth: man you are holding that close to your face
herph: Benneton team
TheSpindash: !game
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chesul: I've seen that stock photo before!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh no, I missed the beginning
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Astra7525: I am sure this entire game is a complete grift
34Witches: this sword has no edge
Lyinginbedmon: Confirmed, just id'd that photo on Shutterstock
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun Show us magic? Shiny fireballs?
Koshindan: I want to see the spell casting.
KevinTheShark: I'll give it to them. They've tried really hard on the Look of the game. But didn't really pull off any of the other aspects
Astra7525: like, it was stolen, half finished and put up on steam to steal money
Izandai: @thirsty_kitteh katesLol
Pteraspidomorphi: Good job, thirsty_kitteh
Icebox_Blues: Yeah, no, this isn't made by a team.
ani_laurel: oooh
IsThis___Art: @thirsty_kitteh katesNice
simriel: I love that we already found the stock photo XD
Rhynerd: Sure beats him explaining how he died like an episode of Mister Keane: Tracer of Lost Persons
eric_christian_berg: Note, the bedrolls are consumable.
RvLeshrac: tineye.com is your friend!
darkalter2000: Take the bedrolls. They are consumible
simriel: It's cause the team is like 1 guy right?
rocketjohn: i mean. if they have a team.
plummeting_sloth: ah, fight them with a bedroll!
Solipsody: So where are these levels stolen from?
kassy_13: and we found it /immediately/
TehAmelie: that's the stock photo you use when you want to pretend to have a RPG club with several members to get a grant from Dragon magazine
forcedreject: So this feels like "let's make skyrim"
ANeMzero: because you don't have a team you just have like a dozen things off the asset store
RvLeshrac: That said, every hospital on the planet basically uses stock photos all over the place.
Foxmar320: oh those particle effects are terrible
Monocled_Falcon: I don't want to think about what you're doing to the bedrolls if you can only use them once
TehAmelie: (they do that i think? at least the swedish equivalent do)
Silver_Kn1ght: implying they even have a team and aren't just 1 guy
Vlanoik: that's scam alert levels of weird
accountmadeforants: Seems like the next level take on calling yourself "Studios"
EvilBadman: @kassy_13 right click Search Google for image
jetpixi: Am concerned for dev team
KevinTheShark: I am also incredibly impressed you all seem to have discovered this info this quickly
RobotInProgress: I love how skeletons bleed
Bradway1: Someone needs to tell their tech-artist to dial it back
Solipsody: Scamming investores maybe?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's both. Team's so attractive they sold it as a stock photo!
vegantroll: Maybe the team is just incidentally made of stock models
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I'm guessing you didn't mention to Alex all the 'scammy' bits behind how this game came about, like how they released it several times on Steam under different names.
red_shoes_jeff: Well, be fair, Alex. Would YOU want this game to be traced back to you?
seth_erickson: shields seem to do nothing as far as I've gathered
Izandai: Why does that stock photo cost $20 at a MINIMUM???
Kramburger: It's the same energy as calling yourself X Studios even though it's just a few people in one room
vegantroll: who met at a stock photo convention
zepinkone: how did we go from small box with garbage bars to dungeon with spores!?!
Koshindan: Ye of 0 Faith.
LbxAni: wp-content, so it's a wordpress site they just picked a photo for
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun only what the reviews for the store page mentioned.
plummeting_sloth: ah, the Ceremonial axe is just for weddings and funerals. Don't want to do that. Very Gauche
streamChef: What is the game called?
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arlodog1: Oh god did I miss much?
red_shoes_jeff: I think the shovel's a weapon.
arlodog1: !uptime
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JonnyGlitch: something doesn't smell right
Kramburger: Have G and Alex seen *the* clip from Let's Nope yesterday?
Darleysam: what is this music
Izandai: katesLol
Sarah_Serinde: That's...quite the caveat :D
SnackPak_: true
RaklarLS: more interesting things about the team: their work address is actually a watch store? It's like in the middle of london; it has to be a fake address.
Izandai: What a beautiful qualified statement.
MCJiopur: Heck of a caveat
Icebox_Blues: Oh no, stop tickling the lock!
Traion: High bar there G
Kerrisis: This is a scam? O.o
Darksteel_Mike: i know that music
kassy_13: :o
IdleRed: given the ui, there's no way these assets aren't bought or stolen
arcaneIllumination: Suspiciously fantastic.
Driosenth: tension on one, click out of 4
red_shoes_jeff: When did it get so Disney in here?
accountmadeforants: Yeah, wow. That lock -picking thing looks astonishing.
Nigouki: is lockpicking just a fucking module you can buy to put in your game at this point?
snowcookies: the wut?
plummeting_sloth: It's the worlds best tasting poison!
Izhuark: Why the music ?
WereDoor: binding order
seth_erickson: gotta do it in the right order
Fruan: it's so sproingy!
UnboundLaconicity: A lockpicker is you
Lysander_Gustav: What's the scam for this game?
Lord_Hosk: lots of stolen assets im sure
Izhuark: Why is the music so merry Xd
SalsaDraugur: For a game that's trying really hard to be a skyrim knock off I can't see why they would use the oblivion lock picking game
Firefang9212: That's not how that works but ok.
Alahmnat: we've had this lockpicking UI in a Let's Nope
adamjford: this Minecraft now
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
SalmirAeon: where have I heard this music from?
JonnyGlitch: it only ways 1 ingot!
hd_dabnado: people leave those laying around right?
Graved: LUL
Camail: jaunty
djalternative: thsi IS minecraft
IsaTheEngie: you are now the master of unlocking!
Pteraspidomorphi: I love this
Izandai: What the FUCK is this music???
Distrei: wot
vegantroll: What?
Icebox_Blues: Sweet music though.
Dix: NOW WE DANCE.
darkalter2000: Bedrolls are consumible.
Monocled_Falcon: Whimsical as hell
Foxmar320: why the music?!
accountmadeforants: Everyone, SHIMMY!
kassy_13: damn, it's a scam with a fake pic AND a fake address? what's the rest of the scam?
Lysander_Gustav: dear lord what now
Earthenone: i guess it used a base iron ingot weight system
darkalter2000: Take them.
nemryn: See, this isn't a total rip-off of Skyrim! It's got the Oblivion lockpick minigame
Solipsody: Did they just steal a whole game? This isn't just an asset flip from something free...
pixelatedharry: the fact you have to unlock lockpicking amuses me greatly
Astra7525: @Lysander_Gustav I worry it's money laundering for terrorist orgs
NightValien28: waltz intensifies
dialMforMara: this isn't a waltz, it's a march
The_Quiet_Alestain: :)
CataclysmicReverb: Waltz up with this music
wildpeaks: I hope the actual devs of the assets in this game have been paid
Izhuark: We are Santa elves !
Lysander_Gustav: oh
jetpixi: Music?!
Simonark: Music isn't bad, anyhow
Koios7: succinHead
chesul: if that's pounds that's tiny. 1 pound of iron is basically nothing.
TheAinMAP: SingsNote SingsNote SingsNote
ritchards: banger music
the_elkae: This is how the descent into madness happens
NightValien28: march intensifies
KevinTheShark: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
MikoKisai: this seems too polished to be a straight up scam
IsThis___Art: WALTZ THE FUCK UP IN
ContingentCat: this is a very strange music choice, a banger but weird in context
Papperslappen: Is that an ingot you've got in your pocket..._
evilspoons983: lockpicking is a lot easier when you get to see the pins
YawnLance: This music is just sergeJustRight
Kerrisis: @LoadingReadyRun How exactly is this a scam? I'm not seeing it so far.
Khasi1596: anyone recognize this music?
IncredibleFrown: i'm having wonderland kh flashbacks
Pal_Friendpatine: This music tho
ritchards: this is public domain music, right?
plummeting_sloth: I'll give them this... this probably isn't licenced music?
Izandai: @wildpeaks I'm sure they haven't been.
accountmadeforants: Sylvando's about to show up ain't he seabatPjorg
simriel: So, what WAS the Scam here? it is flipped assets or more indepth shady shit?
tim19862: What is the scam to this, Graham?
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DigitalSeahorse: cpicsHifi cpicsSing
Graved: Moonclay - good for eating
jetpixi: This game is anachronistic as hell
ClodiumSoride: Lizardquest was better than this.
Koshindan: Moon clay? That stuff you put on newspapers to engage in piracy?
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AtomicAlchemical: Actually super impressed with how they worked collectibles into the environment
vegantroll: It's just the iron ingot theme
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floki4242: what Skyrim mod is this
Juliamon: The scam was selling the same game as several differently-named ones
Dr_fragenstien: $100 days they don’t own that music/it’s public domain
patrick_stonecrusher: LUL SingsNote
Izandai: WHAT
Lysander_Gustav: ?
Naarius: I'm waiting for muppets to burst out at any moment
Karfsma778: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Distrei: bruh what
Max_Mckayful: If this is the new 21st century way to launder money, I approve
Karfsma778: OH NO
Lysander_Gustav: A matching game?
Graved: PogChamp
djalternative: I actually don't mind this kind of music for an action game. Makes it seem more benny hill like
Izandai: WHY
34Witches: Hacking minigame???
emmmettt: you had to ask the dev to play this game... the stock photo... this stinks bad legal mumbo jumbo
accountmadeforants: This music is so fucking good for the stream.
Nigouki: ritchards the music might be out of copyright but the particular performance probably isn't. that's how it usually works with classical stuff
plummeting_sloth: G A M E P L A Y
PinkHoneyCMB: What
Papperslappen: I assume at least some of these asset flip games are some kind of money laundry schemes
JonnyGlitch: it seems weird that the graphics are so good and yet everything else is so bad... did they just spend big bucks on an asset site?
Lysander_Gustav: Why this song though?
PinkHoneyCMB: What is this game
PinkHoneyCMB: I'm so confused
evilspoons983: this is so weird
Foxmar320: this music is making everything 100% better
jetpixi: This game is ALL GAMES
Nyx_fire: this is crazy
Izandai: Fucking beautiful.
Distrei: this is turning into a fever dream real quick
plummeting_sloth: Just savescum like Beej
Monocled_Falcon: Is this what encryption looked like in the medieval times?
RaklarLS: the team has a stock photo, the address for their studio is next to Buckingham palace, what else?
eric_christian_berg: Am I high?
tergonis: what in the 9 hells is this????
CaptainEnder7: Found the music. Seems to be called Swedish Rhapsody
Featherweight_: "Scam game of the year -1/10" - Graham stark
offbeatwitch: What.jpg
Izhuark: This is awesome XD
Amentur: This is such a weird polished amalgamation of things ... I'm so confused
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ContingentCat: this music is such a mismatch
Karfsma778: ow my ears
RvLeshrac: jetpixi: I'm sorry, *YAKUZA* is all games.
wildpeaks: suddenly, sweet dubstep ?
simriel: Why for any fucking reason DOES THIS FANTASY GAME HAVE A HACKING MINIGAME!
cephallope: The music is perfect for the stream
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plummeting_sloth: WHAT
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Darleysam: I know it's coming from the game and yet I keep thinking I've got another tab open that's playing the music
IdleRed: i love the ridiculous particle effects on EVERYTHING
plummeting_sloth: what did we just do?
YawnLance: That's a noise
ritchards: my stomach!
AtomicAlchemical: Is that recording dated "Starveday?"
seth_erickson: Cheer100 Cheer100 I might be in love with this game
Ganjinn: FANtastic
tim19862: How is this a scam? I think I missed something
JonnyGlitch: needs more wub
samwonk: I'm sorry, "Starveday 9th Slugreap 5883"?
ContingentCat: um sir?
vegantroll: Narrator #6 is here!
kusinohki: ah, a lizard man
simriel: I feel like I am losing my mind!
drcanonball: no.
djalternative: sounds like a great edm concert
RobotInProgress: sick beat
Lysander_Gustav: This game has audio-journals too? Wow this is a mess
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
Keab42: That's some impressive bass
Naarius: Are we summoning a demon?
Metric_Furlong: is this really happening or did I accidentally drink peyote instead of tea?
PinkHoneyCMB: I'm having such a hard time even conceiving of the thought process leading up to this creation
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
plummeting_sloth: AH! AHAH It has Audio files! It reall IS all games
Pteraspidomorphi: Now you need to find Audacity so you can make the audio clearer
devil_dan: What was that music?
Lizardman175: activate the second while the first is going, see if they overlap
evilspoons983: let the beat DRoooOOOOOP
Izandai: This is definitely one of the more baffling games y'all've played here.
kassy_13: the sound crystals are impossible to listen to as a deaf person, what the hell were they (not) thinking???
WalrusOntheCourt: Huh. Sound crystal must use AT&T
IncredibleFrown: guy has a weird ringtonw
jetpixi: @rvleshrac yes but this is the worst amalgamation of all
Graved: Sorry, I have not eaten for 2 days. Ignore me and enjoy the music
forcedreject: The game has a very Time rammeside feel but in a different direction
vegantroll: Narrator #7 too
Solipsody: I just... I need to know what this is.
chesul: RvLeshrac yakuza is all games, but all games are not Yakuza.
gnome_friend: Sir? Sir! I'm a puddingmaker
I_Am_Clockwork: this sort of audio distortion I would expect in a horror game....
Foxmar320: pudding maker lol
TheAwkes: Oh no, I'm watching the Road Quest Q&A and totally forgot about stream times! VoD engaged.
Izhuark: Who make punding in the graylore ? XD
offbeatwitch: this here is me flesh homunculus
pixelatedharry: OIM a puddin' maker oi am
Dumori: OMG these magic audio logs
JonnyGlitch: "Something something Proper Job!"
Dwachak: Pudding maker, now there is a crapshot!
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrGOAT
Amentur: Pudding maker, give me your sweetest pudding
malc: I like how all the voices are the same guy doing different overdone British accents
cuttlefishman: G, if being an internet comedian didn't work out, would you consider being a pudding maker?
Izandai: What is padfoot jelly?
JonnyGlitch: West Country Doctor?
Darleysam: so they gave us the Limbo of the Lost sequel we demanded
Naarius: Is this Barkersville?
CapnRobert: lolol
MrQBear: sounds crystals? audio logs! yaaaaay... ...
wertler: i thought you were gonna talk about his bit on lotr
Simonark: Wurzles day
wertler: there it is
CapnRobert: love bill bailey
hippitybobbity: suddenly, Bill Bailey
Thatwasademo: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Izandai: katesLol
ContingentCat: god Bill Bailey is such a treasure
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Shinji in the robot, you cowards!
WalrusOntheCourt: Would you like some haggis???
Foxmar320: oh good blinding abilities
RassilonDND: now can is the west country doctor I'd love to see more crapshots of it.
KevinTheShark: It's not a bloody cider festival!
AdmiralMemo: Now I need to look up who Bill Bailey is
pixelatedharry: Bill Bailey is a king among comedians
Jadenim: This feels much more like a narcissistic “my story must be told, and then I’ll be appreciated” than a scam
IsThis___Art: please where can i find this bill bailey routine?
Monocled_Falcon: This Liche's kiting game is off the chain
DigitalSeahorse: I'm so thirsty but I'm in line not near water or drinks
malc: Niche Liche
kassy_13: likay
wertler: i used to quote a lot from that bill bailey dvd as a stim
RvLeshrac: Li-shay
Anaerin: Li-che.
CataclysmicReverb: Milk does give you strong bones
djalternative: liche berries?
Simonark: Bill Bailey was the best comedy gig we ever saw live, it was the last night of a tour at Wembley Arena, it was amazing
plummeting_sloth: is that POWERHOUSE?
WalrusOntheCourt: Bone shields. Classics.
misskale: simonark and I sa Bill Bailey live once. it was amazing.
Gekyouryuu: Lie-chi
hippitybobbity: he was Brilliant on QI as well
Makhiel: Liche, the singular of Lichen
rybackgaming: 3 coins... value: 2.
SquareDotCube: Lissan hear, buckler...
Koshindan: Lychee yum.
Izandai: I love an inventory system where every item is the exact same size.
wertler: i have seen it so many times
hippitybobbity: The Dailai Farmer
MrTulip: I've seen stupider spelling of fantasy monsters
AtomicAlchemical: Ood
Icebox_Blues: I don't remember that part from Part Troll, but it was a LONG time since I watched it.
34Witches: the combat doesn't look half bad tbh
Metric_Furlong: oud
misskale: ood
AdmiralMemo: Bendy? Is the Ink Machine here?
Lunareclipse123: Ouuud
hippitybobbity: ouuud
Stripe_dog: Why is Alex a cat
Lunareclipse123: Nobody tells me nuthin'
Bezekric: All of Bill Bailey is excellent
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DigitalSeahorse: If I drank I'd have to pee tho thad be worse
Max_Mckayful: Guest on Q.I.
TheBorzoi: Bill Bailey has done a few things with SImon Pegg
kassy_13: nobody tells me nuffin
Keab42: I got to see him live for the Part Troll tour
Alness49: He's a QI regular
gnome_friend: @Stripe_dog why aren't you?
ContingentCat: @Stripe_dog why not?
wertler: nobody tell me nuttin
EvilBadman: the /two/ constables
plummeting_sloth: he shows up in a lot of Nick Frost stuff
AdmiralMemo: @Stripe_dog Why not? :D
arlodog1: I haven’t been here since the beginning of the game, why is it so bad?
Juliamon: Stripe_dog Why are you a dog?
ritchards: and in Spaced as basically a cameo
Bezekric: Black Books is <3<3
simriel: Bill Bailey is a deeply funny man
jetpixi: Hot Fuzz is so good
Icebox_Blues: Bill Baily is very good on panel shows like QI and 8/10 Cats does Countdown.
Max_Mckayful: Go watch British panel TV people
pixelatedharry: If you haven't watched Black Books, you really should, it's brilliant
Lithobraker: To be honest, we're most likely to have seen Bill Bailey in QI, but that doesn't narrow it down at all.
salsasamurai10: you guys I think have magic in your inventory
MrTulip: Any UK panel show will probably do it
Keab42: An entire audience saying "Ouuud!" is a heck of a thing
Simonark: Never Mind The Buzzcocks? He was on Jonathan Creek a bit...
Stripe_dog: I'm a badger not a dog
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Or on all british panel shows
Izandai: @arlodog1 A lot of reasons.
MrsLlante: What you doing walking around, like NORMAL? While he was playing his mini fairy DJ
tim19862: Black Books is still great. Rewatched it again last year
rybackgaming: The comedian Bill Bailey? Most known to me as a QI guy.
Dared00: I learned about Bill Bailey from his BBC News Theme Rave bit
Alahmnat: he also voiced the whale in the Hitchhiker's Guide movie
japolai: he had a role in a doctor who christmas specual a few years ago
Gekyouryuu: terrible game idea: Minor Health Potion just means it's non-alcoholic
MrPhlip: another, different lockpicking minigame
MikoKisai: *entirely* different lockpicking minigame
Tarukai788: I first learned of Bill Bailey courtesy of Black Books, not realizing he was in Hot Fuzz
simriel: a second DIFFERENT lockpicking game!
nuninman: oh boi
offbeatwitch: wait this is a DIFFERENT lockpicking minigame
aWabbajack: Skyrim belongs to the Fjords!!!
Monocled_Falcon: A different lockpicking minigame, for some reason
kiddykong525: is the awful skyrim
Trixalicious: but this is different lockping
EvilBadman: This is a different lock picking!
kassy_13: buzzcocks is where i know him from
hippitybobbity: Since were talking Black Books, Dylan Moran is such an absolute treasure
Astra7525: Why are there TWO different lockpicking minigames?
Foxmar320: There not even trying to hide that its Skyrim
Radyin: I would like to see Bill Bailey on Taskmaster.
RobotInProgress: skimry
RvLeshrac: This is a *distinct* lockpicking minigame from the previous lockpicking minigame
Fruan: A... completely different liockpicking minigame?
plummeting_sloth: It's Skiirym
RaklarLS: he was also the whale in hitchhiker's guide
revhologram: ooh, TWO lockpick minigames, what value
IdleRed: more like cryrim amirite
hd_dabnado: Todd Howard would like to know your location Alex
armpitt: why are there bobby pins in the middle ages?
korvys: That's a VERY modern looking lock pick
SalsaDraugur: they have both the lock picking minigame from skyrim and oblivion ?!
KeirenH: it has multiple DIFFERENT lockpicking minigames>!
KevinTheShark: Wow. Two DIFFERENT lockpick styles
Zappeljakob: Two different mechanism for unlocking a door? seriously?
chesul: wait... wasn't lockpicking different just a few minutes ago?
Lunareclipse123: Toe to tip, that's a Skyrim
ClodiumSoride: Why are there two different lockpicking minigames?
t3h_f1gm3nt: there's TWO DIFFERENT lockpicking minigames, and they both rip off bethesda properties!
Izandai: I should play Skyrim one of these days.
Distrei: Also that is ENTIRELY not the tool you use to tension the lcok.
devil_dan: Why is there a different lickpicking minigame?!
margieargie: Ah, the Skyrim lockpickin, instead of the Oblivion lockpicking from earlier.
simriel: this is absolutely an asset flip right?
BrindleBoar: "I ain't ever Skyrum, but I know Skyrimmery when I see it."
Karfsma778: so the chests have OBLIVION'S lockpicking and the doors have SKYRIM'S
voslan: Both look better than the Skyrim one.....
Izhuark: And the other one is from oblivion x)
FlyingWithSnakes: the lockpicking minigame from skyrim and from oblivion
ani_laurel: I appreciate that there is still an axe right there
plummeting_sloth: technically 3 different lockpicking minigame
Mangledpixel: three if you count the Palantir hacking
tim19862: "The songs Jim, they'll melt your face" :D
Ubiki: the oblivion and the skyrim
dividesBy0: I'm pretty sure that one is from an asset store
tru_boredom: why is the oblivion and the skyrim mknigame in here?
simriel: like bought mechanics and assets?
Monocled_Falcon: Maybe it was originally an Oblivion ripoff, and they upgraded halfway through
Tikosh_: One of them needs 0 skill
Foxmar320: omg can we get out of these caves already lol
Koshindan: What happens if you break all your picks o n that door?
plummeting_sloth: the one for sound files
wertler: yeah, two different lock picking minigames, oblivion's and skyrim's
AHayes31: Wasnt
emmmettt: 3ish
Trixalicious: also, what if you had no more lockpicks at that point? do you just game over?
aWabbajack: level uuuup
korvys: Gerald
SnowBuddy18: my favourite part of that statement is so far
darkalter2000: When are you going to talent up?
t3h_f1gm3nt: level get!
SharpCookies: Hi Jellicle Alex!
voslan: SPOILERS!
aWabbajack: lrrHORN ryonAirhorn
ZwieVinter: It might not be Skyrim if it crashes we know it's a Slyrim for sure
Izandai: You got a talent point!
chesul: to be fair, skyrim lockpicking is from Thief.
Going_Medium: Ones raking, ones single pin picking, kinda how lockpicks actually work...
Foxmar320: I need to watch it
Lithobraker "Hello I'm the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we're looking at a common chest lock"
TheWarbo: throw a coin to (that guy from) your witcher
Zappeljakob: did you just stab with the Axe?
richard_ermen: That was an amusing and topical joke
AHayes31: wasn't it GTA Chinatown Wars that had too realistic lock picking?
Monocled_Falcon: Zero miracle potential, harsh
WalrusOntheCourt: Is that bread on the ground or impossible burgers?
Anaerin: Wait, they're using those lockpicks EXACLY OPPOSITE to how they're supposed to be. You use the bent flat bar to maintain tension on the barrel, then you use the zig-zag one to manipulate the pins!
RvLeshrac: Witcher is really good *if you actually watch it*
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DoodlestheGreat: BUT! To have the proper Skyrim experience, the game should have crashed at least twice by now.
wildpeaks: quality over quantity
korvys: Gerald, the Whicher.
accountmadeforants: Nearly done watching it, and yeah, it's really fun.
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plummeting_sloth: you examine the cooking pot. It is a good pot
Dared00: Timeline stuff might be a bit confusing at first
BrindleBoar: It's got a lot of variety in how Superman says "Hm... Fuck." Kappa
Mangledpixel: splishy splishy splashy
RvLeshrac: As opposed to, say, watching one episode, skipping two, then watching the fourth.
dragoon3zero: I accidentally binged watched the entire season in one night
ritchards: that UI...
offbeatwitch: it doesn't clear it
malc: "(See pop-up for success)"
richard_ermen: Too bad the showrunner doesn´t like the games so most fans who aren´t coming from the books are ...somewhat confused about the series.
IdleRed: I wasnt big on it but seems im in the minority
offbeatwitch: you can just open infinite cooking UIs
RvLeshrac: Unfortunately, Witcher Season 2 isn't until 2021.
KevinTheShark: The Song is overadvertised and does not represent the quality of the show
wertler: i'm gonna start the witcher right after i finish kemono michi
The_Quiet_Alestain: No wonder they buried this deep. the amount of creativly inspired material is... concerning.
Izandai: @RvLeshrac Why would someone watch a TV show like that?
ani_laurel: at least the women are clothed?
forcedreject: I mean...their movement habits are about as refined as Skyrim NPCs...
RaklarLS: loot creature? excuse me?
Kortanios: The Witcher series has has some of the most suicidal to wear armour in anything...
Featherweight_: the witcher books are generally a bunch of stapled together short stories so that episodes up well
WalrusOntheCourt: I'm glad they yell running up to you. Pretty sporting of them.
Robot_Bones: I should think the witcher needs more than 1 lrrEFF ing coin but I haven't watched it yet
Masslost: use your shout.... oh wait that's a different game
LbxAni: this is $24.49 on Steam???
RAICx: Try wearing the ring?
wertler: i don't know that the showrunner doesn't like the games, they just said they won't be adapting them
kiddykong525: enjoying a snowed in nova Scotia day. with my favourite internet comedians
RAICx: Oh, spoke too soon
SalmirAeon: damn, alex beat me to the joke of Song 2
Koshindan: Press T for talents?
RvLeshrac: Izandai: That was the E! review, I believe, where one reviewer only watched the... second?... episode, and another skipped episodes.
Firefang9212: Wait why does it say Loot Bandit on the male bandit but Loot Creature on the female one?
accountmadeforants: The only thing I dislike about the Witcher series is the discourse that you somehow need to have read the books to enjoy it.
MrQBear: wait, so the bandit leader was a bandit.. but the normal bandit was a creature?
patrick_stonecrusher: so gimmie coffee and tv SingsNote
Lord_Hosk: I have never played a witcher game, or read a witcher book, and I understood the series just fine.
Izhuark: Fishy !
richard_ermen: @RvLeshrac That feels...weird.
Karfsma778: Yeah, a Skyrim
TheMerricat: So about the stock photo of their team on their website - the devs response when called out "when called out on it, said "We didn't think anyone would actually visit our website" - lol
Camail: eat it
BrindleBoar: uhhhh
hoochimencity: havnt been watching long, whats this game's flaws?
WalrusOntheCourt: Take the novelty salt and paper shakers!!
SpacePotato01: eat it without reading it
martypunker: If Skyrim was made in the Unreal engine by a not AAA company...
plummeting_sloth: YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POISON
tim19862: huh
Stripe_dog: All paper notes are edible
Ukon_Cairns: dont eat the tasty tasty note
eric_christian_berg: @Lord_Hosk Likewise.
tim19862: rice paper?
TheWarbo: please do not eat the delicious notes
Darleysam: I love how, in these games, the quality of the UI is always a clear indicator of how much effort the devs actually put it
kassy_13: it's the last one alex
silenceaux: bottle of poison immediately beside bottle of wine
Foxmar320: Just like Skyrim. Pick up all the things
VTMonster: drink poison
Thatwasademo: "There's too much bullshit to handle" you don't say?
Foxmar320: Horde everything
MrTulip: god there are easier games to rip off than skyrim
Solipsody: Apparently everyone is baffled by this thing
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aWabbajack: tic tac toe, my fav game in a fantasy setting
BrindleBoar: that static tho
Robot_Bones: The fun passive aggressive treat you can eat
SpacePotato01: @red_shoes_jeff for a little drop of poison
Izhuark: Yuup
plummeting_sloth: Why does the magic have radio static?
ZwieVinter: Did the game reffer to the female bandit as a Creature and the 2 males as bandits?
forcedreject: So encumberance and inventory space
richard_ermen: I´m just confused why it has *Shock-Style audio diaries and yet is...a skyrim clone.
AtomicAlchemical: Wait... is this ACTUAL environmental storytelling?
tim19862: oh nooo
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Max_Mckayful: The current month is Clearsky
jetpixi: That static is familiar lol
Firefang9212: Ah, limited inventories. My favourite. /sarcasm
tim19862: why did it have to be inventory management NotLikeThis LUL
Dumori: Wizzard bong!
bowsin_durrows: Ah, yes, a space *and* weight thing for inventory size.
plummeting_sloth: is... that a tenticle from Day of the Tenticle?
Astra7525: Is that a Klein bottle?
MrPhlip: It's a Klein hookah
aWabbajack: looks like a fancy wine glass
SalmirAeon: that's a giant hersey's kiss
Izandai: Priceless? Or worthless?
VTMonster: is that a kliener flask?
seth_erickson: they were playing tic tac toe o. the ground by the tent
KevinTheShark: So.... the art style seems to be... mostly consistent. But the themes are not ideal.
Max_Mckayful: Damn, that's a deep Modern Art reference
Ubiki: its the last thing a theif would expect
ritchards: sound design, please?
SleepyDeveloper: almost sounds like the audio distortions from Myst
Lord_Hosk: I have heard a lot of people say "OH people who havent read the books will be confused" but everyone I know who hasnt read the books was like "the way they time jumped was a little muttled but it was pretty straightforward to understand."
wertler: as opposed to fork handles?
Koshindan: A tenth of a Luthor.
plummeting_sloth: Crawdag sounds like a shitty morning DJ name in Lousiania
Mangledpixel: fork hakes?
emmmettt: i miss the outside
Foxmar320: Laters lol
offbeatwitch: four cakes`!
darkalter2000: Bedrolls are a consumible.
forcedreject: NYOOM
morgoth_bauglyr: the zoomies
BrindleBoar: his planet needed him
KevinTheShark: ZOOOOOM
ibplunderin: zoomies man
Forgebold: woopwoopwoopwoopwoop
Foxmar320: Ded just ded
Rhynerd: Somebody did!
tim19862: gottem
aWabbajack: itmejp10 itmejp10 itmejp10
DoodlestheGreat: Yes! Someone did cosplay as that.
Lunareclipse123: Warhammer Forty-Cake
Knife_Crow: why are they so tiny?
Gekyouryuu: So, Graham, I've had a silly idea, based on an item name: Minor Health Potion = Non-alcoholic
AHayes31: he should of kept running
Monocled_Falcon: He died as he lived, very fast
Dumori: Can you make turn on subtitles? Cause this is real hard to follow for me and I know that's part of the problem with the game
ritchards: do doo dididoo
InquisitorJL: so we giant dad now?
jetpixi: Bop!
aWabbajack: lrrHORN lrrBEN_SG
Wolfstrike_NL: Stack the Manna Potions
aWabbajack: Warlock of the Corn
ZwieVinter: Okay it's when they're dead they're creatures
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, there is indeed cosplay: https://i.imgur.com/61D0eJv.jpg
Trixalicious: He's a corn wizard?
Max_Mckayful: Force of Negation?
ZwieVinter: sometimes
EvilBadman: I see have moved to CHAOS ZWEIHANDER
RaklarLS: @Solipsody that thread is amazing
Fruan: That would explain why it glistens like that, I guess.
sir_jack_DB: wait hold on
WalrusOntheCourt: Huh. Even dead the hands glow with power. I haven't seen that before...
Dumori: Well F this game!
sir_jack_DB: I know that font
jetpixi: This is the game anachronism
TheMoatman: @korvys that's just terrible
AdmiralMemo: I hate that subtitles are always in a different spot.
pixelatedharry: I like that meme
Dumori: That many audio logs and no accessablity options
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Lithobraker: Did our sword get more bloody when we used it?
4q72_: god the radio noise
plummeting_sloth: Warhammer 40 cakes
bowsin_durrows: I heard that as forty kegs.
blackwlf: KITTY
wertler: i haven't started the witcher yet but i don't know how it would be confusing seeing as it directly adapts the first short stories in the universe, so it would have to do the same amount of explaining they had to back in the day
forcedreject: Find mace
offbeatwitch: if you want to know more about yourself, press 1
AdmiralMemo: Magic Static
MrTulip: I mean I was confused as shit by the time hops, but I'm also real bad at specifically time hops.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun actually that was a pic of the cosplay, just hosted by knowyour meme
4q72_: is this a radio telegram?
Knife_Crow: the orb has static lol
herph: he got thrown out a window by Palpatine
Nickiatori: this static is getting a little old
Ashen_Prime: But why static?
WalrusOntheCourt: "Sound crystal" is so much better than "disposable cell phone"
KevinTheShark: WHY THE Static!?! It's really doing my head in. WHYYYY
kusinohki: a house? in this economy?
IdleRed: somehow i suspect he wont be very helpful
Icebox_Blues: There might only be one house.
officedge: why is there static in the fantasy?
holidayMD: Why is there radio static?
Icebox_Blues: Or only one house you can enter.
seth_erickson: I feel this game is the one we must find the sub ocean the most
afriend1nneed: so is this trying to be a skyrim clone?
TheMoatman: Lex Luthor stole 40 kegs, and threw a hella rager, bro
I_Am_Clockwork: I am now intrigued with makeing these radio-static audiolog orbs work diagetically in a game
plummeting_sloth: Perhaps he went to hospital? IT's easy to find people at th hospital when they're saying they go to the hospital
WalrusOntheCourt: Why the static? Sound crystals use AT&T
I_Am_Clockwork: something like the books from Myst
ibplunderin: out of all the garbage day games. I would actually be proud to create something janky but okay like this.
Darleysam: the social media presence links on thei developers' site just link to the platforms themselves, not their actual presence
SquareDotCube: I hez heg?
Rhynerd: I still love the image that looked like a fat lex that somebody captioned something like “Lex realized far too late that just because he stole 40 cakes didn’t mean he had to eat all 40 cakes.”
Juliamon: I love how every cave passage has managed to fail at not looking blatantly rectangular
accountmadeforants: The developers clearly intended for you to take a shot every time you heard static. That way you wouldn't be playing the game for too long.
Izandai: It's nothing but stolen assets.
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IdleRed: its pretty astounding
DigitalSeahorse: Wtf i got an ad....
AdmiralMemo: This is beautiful trash
Astra7525: It sucks in unexpected new ways
plummeting_sloth: This game definitely wins the Polished Turd award
Dumori: I honestly think it's just needing more work
4q72_: birds popping in adds to the ambience
Featherweight_: they must of bought like 7 asset packs
Izhuark: Spawning birbs !
SleepyDeveloper: Hasn't crashed *yet*
RAICx: A polished turd is still a turd
haseo_sora: @LoadingReadyRun random question: If you could get a alter of any mtg commander in to any 40k lore figure without anyone geting in trouble from games workshops legal team bothering anyone, what commander would it be and which 40k character? RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100 RIPCheer100
IsThis___Art: BUN ALERT
SpacePotato01: so how much effort did all that prettiness take? Was it all stolen?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
rybackgaming: It's a bunner!
MrTulip: even if it's all bought assets, it's well put together
pixelatedharry: BUNBUN
TheWarbo: Yeah that was...a moment
CtrlUltDefeatLive: I was super happy that you were happy
Alness49: It's the perfect example of "We liked Skyrim but don't understand Skyrim"
CaptainSpam: BUN
IdleRed: that road is looking rough
OmnipotentTrevor: If this is long enough, I wonder if you could play like, 40 minutes of it every week until you get to the end?
Driosenth: what does the map "M" look like
EJGRgunner: A Talenti point? You get a gelato?
Invitare: this is almost worse than the real trash
wertler: i can't wait to rewatch road quest with my boyfriend cause he loves rabbits
Foxmar320: FOX! :(
Koshindan: Dog don't give no fox.
Invitare: because they clearly had the technical ability to make something decent
kusinohki: @OmnipotentTrevor watch and play it forward??
Going_Medium: doggo no!
countz3r0: bye fren
herph: ah, dog leather
KevinTheShark: Fur n Wolf
innovativemethods: I also dont get skyrim
Juliamon: That good dog leather
Decaped: this doesn't look any buggier than something like Fallout New Vegas.
CaptainSpam: Stock Asset Quest™
MaillouxB: The quick brown fox got eaten by the hungry dog
countz3r0: he attac
Driosenth: carb coma time
EvilBadman: Consume bread or YETT WHEAT
RvLeshrac: Invitare: This is mostly just stock assets on a stock engine.
EvilBadman: yeet*
Izandai: It takes a lot of work to make leather, it doesn't just come off the wolf like that.
Keondo: garbage day you say?!
darkalter2000: It did.
Karfsma778: Leather comes RIGHT off the wolf, huh
Koshindan: Food is a heal over time/.
forcedreject: Ah yes, the video game protaganist metabolism
Anaerin: Hi, Sledge.
forcedreject: Never needs food but burns it instantly
IdleRed: gotem
Icebox_Blues: THAT
darkalter2000: It just takes a while to tick up.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Keondo: LUL
Karfsma778: hahaah what
countz3r0: oh wait, i died.
Icebox_Blues: Was amazing.
Amadeus484: I just got home from work. Forgive me for not being here earlier.
kassy_13: wow that steam link is fascinating
Invitare: this is still better than most stock asset games though
EJGRgunner: "And Jesus WEPT"
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Botchamania
Izhuark: Penguin statue !
grimthorpe101: omae we shinderu
simriel: Why did it rain for like, 2 seconds XD
SnackPak_: I have becomed stabbed. *Dies*
Koios7: Rofl
Keondo: the true live rp experince
deyja429: Skyrim was ruined by Dark Souls game play for me. i want dark Souls Combat in Skyrim.
margieargie: bread.
Icebox_Blues: In-Ven-Tory is full.
AtomicAlchemical: But is it more playable than Fallout 76?
Anaerin: I love the way you "Consume" the bedroll to sleep.
Izandai: The orange text is just lore.
aWabbajack: I love 9 pages of flavor text
darkalter2000: The green is the summery.
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MikoKisai: the green text is the summary
Going_Medium: You filled your inventory... you win?
simriel: @deyja429 I find them to be wildly different game experiences
RAICx: @LoadingReadyRun you have two "manna" potions you can stack together
Max_Mckayful: We have a penguin in the inventory
Crokoking: look at the maap
Izandai: what
SleepyDeveloper: uhhh
Foxmar320: wow it is a usb
Izandai: THAT'S NOT A PUZZLE
offbeatwitch: ah yes, trying to fit the usb key in the slot
SpacePotato01: realistic re-enactment of actual trying to put a usb stick in
OmnipotentTrevor: A town was mentioned in one of the audio logs, but I don't know if that helps
CapnRobert: is this the 4th unlocking minigame
blackwlf: Were they trying to make a skyrim?
Malacorath: is the prepre on friday?
innovativemethods: Five. Minigames
Juliamon: !ppr
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TheWarbo: this sure is gameplay
deyja429: @simriel They are. The problem is that the feeling of Skyrim just seemed so much less excting after having played dark Souls to me.
accountmadeforants: Fistbump the obsidians
Stripe_dog: They kiss
Reecer6: mmmwah
afriend1nneed: what just happened
plummeting_sloth: what the shit ass is this
Lord_Hosk: YOU WINN!
IdleRed: hello?
Lord_Hosk: or lose?
EJGRgunner: Hello?
offbeatwitch: oh i think you. succeeded
Izandai: Not as cool as a dragon talking to you.
UrlorJkron: a winner is you
accountmadeforants: Did the Doctor just arrive?
4q72_: GNAAAAA
Dumori: SFX.game
SleepyDeveloper: Shaogorath?
darkalter2000: Hit T.
plummeting_sloth: you unlocked teh growl of the world
Amadeus484: Fus ro derp?
Crokoking: check out the map
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Pan for it
Orgmastron: Wow this really is Skyrim
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ibplunderin: the person trapped in the symbol was angry you put a usb in them
Mangledpixel: wheeee
aWabbajack: Sheogorath?!
korvys: That's how gold is formed, yes
ani_laurel: it lookslike gold tinfoil
afriend1nneed: oh god please stop
Angnor33: It looks like a No Man's Sky deposit.
AHayes31: Use yours skills you've learned in the Yukon to mine the gold
Stripe_dog: We've been out here panning like idiots all we had to do was come to this mountain
Foxmar320: Eww no gross
Dux_glacies: So this is, uh...a very phallic hilt?
offbeatwitch: aa no thanks
deyja429: Man these animations are 100% jank.
simriel: @deyja429 I still enjoy Skyrim for just FUcking About, but for sure dark souls combat is more moment to moment engaging
Mangledpixel: you also apparently have a map
ClodiumSoride: No, you're arachnophobic, you'll get penalties!
FlyingWithSnakes: idiot spider couldn't tell it wasn't a real guy
Anaerin: GORDON'S ALIVE!
Dux_glacies: he's zorbing aggressively
samwonk: There are some ways in which this game is a faithful recreation of ways Skyrim was ass.
offbeatwitch: sir? sir. please calm down
NightValien28: he goes fast
Koshindan: Cataract curse...
hd_dabnado: cataract curse!
PinkHoneyCMB: Presumably because the character figure was tagged as a character entity and never untagged when it was turned into a statue
EJGRgunner: Oh no! He's using photoshop filters on you!
InquisitorJL: @Dux_glacies the hilt is actually pretty authentic
aWabbajack: a storm antronoch
WonderfulGlory: Okay this duel is pretty epic
Stripe_dog: Is this a rave
djalternative: mages never expect you to straight gank them with a sword
Tarnagona: Live garbarge! :D
InquisitorJL: the spiky bits on the sword less so
underhill33: pew pew pew
WonderfulGlory: Like some DBZ shit
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:56.
Reecer6: he's using the magical spell of glaucoma on you
seth_erickson: a battle for the ages
Icebox_Blues: Ohh, it's a Jedi game!
plummeting_sloth: the mage has case ZOOMIES
EvilBadman: Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb
TwoSenses: Elder Scrolls 6 demo looking good Kappa
Foxmar320: We woke the hive
Tarnagona: Also, I like Alex's ears.
Max_Mckayful: Watching this on acid was a mistake
Pteraspidomorphi: Cataract curse!
KevinTheShark: Za Warudo!!!
AHayes31: Star Trek IV The Final Frontier rock man randomly
ContingentCat: oh no your glasses fell off
Coogrr: why is everything blurry
CataclysmicReverb: POWERFUL MAGIC
simriel: We have a Cataracts Curse
aWabbajack: purple light saber
Makhiel: CATARACT CURSE!
pixelatedharry: I have a confuse
EJGRgunner: Voles?
ani_laurel: ok, cataract curse is really clever
EJGRgunner: VOLES?!
Izandai: WHAT
offbeatwitch: EATEN BY VOLES
plummeting_sloth: HWAT
IdleRed: eaten by voles
Dix: hahahaha
malc: voles. huh
Foxmar320: Wat
darkalter2000: Duh.
Jadenim: Some call him...Tim
korvys: You got feared into whelps
EJGRgunner: WHAT FUCKING VOLES?!
Trixalicious: What voles?
CapnRobert: it said blinded spell lol
AtomicAlchemical: Perfect
afriend1nneed: oh my god that hurt my eyes
ContingentCat: Voles??
plummeting_sloth: WHEN?!
IsaTheEngie: Vored by voles
jetpixi: The sounds are killing me
Amadeus484: Those were voles?
bowsin_durrows: What?
InquisitorGaia: noice
Izhuark: This was Crazy x)
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InquisitorJL: vored by voles is my favourite gloom card
TheAinMAP: katesWat
offbeatwitch: you were eaten by a grue
darkalter2000: Use your talent points.
UrlorJkron: better than grues?
blackwlf: Vole bandits.
countz3r0: aren't the voles a football team?
WalrusOntheCourt: voles are this generation's grue
Foxmar320: Omg no
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Mangledpixel: I.... guess there was also a vole attacking you and it got the last hit?
PandasAndPancakes: What a way to go...
FlyingWithSnakes: !uptime
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Jeezy56: that wasn't the latest save
red_shoes_jeff: "By VOLES, you say?"
Lord_Hosk: This is how they made sure they didnt have to make anymore game
lamina5432: is there anyone to talk to that's not in a cutscene
aWabbajack: Diablo font
Dux_glacies: volevore seems a lot like hell
Darleysam: this AI Dungeon GUI is RAD
Ristow: will say this about this game... there sure is a lot of it
Trixalicious: It is generic and you are likely to be eaten by a vole.
Foxmar320: This is terrible
aWabbajack: in a Skyrim setting
simriel: We got a Cataracts Curse, so we got Cataracts
kalku__: The magic blinded you!
UrbanSamurai_22: you got cataracts then blinded
kassy_13: trashhhh
CaptainSpam: Well, good, then they can eat your whole ass, too!
aWabbajack: does that font have a name?
kassy_13: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Deathclaw31: is this the skyrim everyone talks about? HahaLean
silverwolf_night: what was that game
ClodiumSoride: I stand by my earlier claim: Lizardquest was a better game.
TheMerricat: !uptime
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Ashen_Prime: Wait, does that "Feedback URL" actually lead to anything?
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aWabbajack: feliciaFlush lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrGARBO
ContingentCat: but like if they joined up with like a writer maybe
MaillouxB: It's a step above par for this stream, at least
Reecer6: it's trying really hard to *look* like a good game, without adding the good game bits
Foxmar320: Yeah they skipped the game part and went to polish
AragonNW: Sweet T shirt!
Izhuark: @YuriBosco Good timing :)
plummeting_sloth: "The man at the Steamshop said this was the game all the kids were gettings, little billy!" "Thanks grandma... I guess"
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Rhynerd: Trying to put gold leaf on some support beams without building a house?
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deyja429: So is this what Bethesda is becoming?
aWabbajack: cheer100 Skyrim!
A_Catastrophic_Success: I had to step away for a moment and came back in time to see that font. How was the new Diablo?
Lithobraker: That was something you could give a little kid and they would make a game for themselves within the game and love, then realize years later that the game was steaming garbage
ContingentCat: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO_HF lrrGARBO
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun pretty much all the investigative topics I read on the steam forums as you played is that this was one of those deals where a guy quit his job to make his 'dream' game and then shit just kept spiraling out of control as he tried to defend it from critisim.
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100
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patrick_stonecrusher: HahaPresent HahaPresent HahaPresent
Reecer6: so now that we're done with it, let's hit the hot-button issues: do you say WASD or WSAD?
devil_dan: He should just have bought Skyrim.
silverwolf_night: gg man karfsma778 your a really hero
Dux_glacies: do we have anything in yellow
Reecer6: i am WASD all the way
jetpixi: Aw. That story makes me sad
redmagegizmo: Thanks @karfsma778
samwonk: Okay but in this case his dream game already existed.
Izandai: @TheMerricat Yeah, that sounds about right.
EJGRgunner: So basically the creator even stole his tragic-downfall-story?
KenKopin: So... a Good game? LUL
patrick_stonecrusher: WADS
antonaqua: ZQSD, Azerty :/
Izandai: what
TheMerricat: lol @EJGRgunner
offbeatwitch: IN MY MIND
NightValien28: oh good
morgoth_bauglyr: WADAS
Koshindan: seabatBRAIN
Dr_fragenstien: I honestly didn’t think it looked that bad, except for the writing
Ubiki: WDSA
Izandai: In. My. Mind.
Izandai: oh
devil_dan: !next
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ClodiumSoride: Oh, this won't be pretentious at all.
MrTulip: If that team picture wasn't false, that game could have been not shit
DEATHlikescats: knowing you like Bill Bailey makes me understand Alex so much more
34Witches: in.my.mind
Stripe_dog: Wait there's no period after mind what the fuck
embyrr922: !uptime
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Reecer6: oh, no period at the end
IsThis___Art: GET OUTTA MY MIND CHAAAAHLES
AdmiralMemo: In my mind, In my mind, In my mind, we live... [/Ace of Base reference]
Izandai: IN.MY.MIND
A_Dub888: IN.MY. M I N D.
WonderfulGlory: Zombie, zombie, zombie... bie... bieyah
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrGARBO_SG lrrSPOOP
Atreides42: @Karfsma778 Thanks for the gift sub!
Orgmastron: Oh boy this engine again
Juliamon: Reloaded Weapon
haseo_sora: that feeling when you realize that it litterally is garbage day and your watching atch and play
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Wahtch out, cardiac people
Foxmar320: Thank you Graham for spelling it helps me with the spreadsheet
Izhuark: iS ThIs a MetaPhorE ?
dragoon3zero: bad spoops?
TehAmelie: but WHERE is my mind?
offbeatwitch: charles. charles
tim19862: LUL
Trixalicious: Surely this is good, normally we'd be out of our minds.
AdmiralMemo: Don't make Alex spittake Graham
CapnRobert: how long till we turn on a generator
Unas84: speaking of which, did you see the new teaser for Picard?
CapnRobert: what are the bets
KenKopin: Now say it as Droopy Dog :)
Reecer6: i'm glad we're still making these kinds of horror games, years after the trend started, they're always excellent
Izandai: God that movie was good.
wildpeaks: moshi moshi
RvLeshrac: To be clear, Skyrim isn't really a "dream game" in the genre; Bethesda is great at releasing games and selling games, but very bad at fixing them so they work properly, and also bad at making a world that matters. But also, people seem to like that they're broken as hell.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh good. Another horror game where it's all in your head.
tim19862: oof DTMF
haseo_sora: as in I took in the trash cans an hour ago
EJGRgunner: "Translated by" is always a STRONG start for W+P
offbeatwitch: e.t. phone home
Zalthia: Nice font
kassy_13: oh that was super nice
MaillouxB: Henry plays piano, good to know
NarishmaReborn: call GORD
WalrusOntheCourt: Haunting!
Rhynerd: Henry is a piano?
Robot_Bones: in response I top
SalmirAeon: aaah, royalty free piano music
Reecer6: sir please stop peaking your piano
TheSpindash: You know what though, they correctly used the singular for "studio"
I_Am_Clockwork: maximum piano
Zalthia: That not so much
WonderfulGlory: Wow they did studio singular, didn't fall into the studios traps
WalrusOntheCourt: Bad punctuation. -5 pts
CapnRobert: im saying 5 minutes till we need to find a key or turn on a a generator
RonnyConcrete: Someone fucked up the recording, or MIDI levels
offbeatwitch: the clipping makes it sound good
Lithobraker: real shitty move giving out your translator's email address
Izhuark: Is this trying to give an indie horror game feel ?
Gulleko: at least they used the singular studio instead of the plural
Anaerin: Is someone playing moonlight sonata with the sheet music upside-down?
Alahmnat: so much clipping
Gekyouryuu: ok, if Scarlet Studio is singular, it should be Presents, not Present
AdmiralMemo: Ring ring
KenKopin: @Rhynerd I would 100% play a game called Henry is a Piano. :)
Juliamon: I appreciate crediting the translator, but also they didn't seem to do a very good job, so...
Zalthia: PICK UP THE PHONE
NightValien28: moshi moshi
plummeting_sloth: failed to pick up phone, game over
I_Am_Clockwork: the timing on that was comedic
Foxmar320: lol
WalrusOntheCourt: Don't answer! It's spam!
jetpixi: OK
NightValien28: hahahaha
AdmiralMemo: Voicemail
plummeting_sloth: YES
NightValien28: was not expecting that noise
DEATHlikescats: press e?
wertler: shit that message tone took me back
snowcookies: music stopping when phone rings
TheAinMAP: Hello sword.
AHayes31: MSN Messenger sound ftw
haseo_sora: you spelled presents wrong...
Alness49: Hold on, I need to check my MSN
WonderfulGlory: Asian War Sword
wildpeaks: record time to swod
hippitybobbity: WHUH
Astra7525: male_linving_space.jpg
Unas84: WORSORD
aerohydra: mall ninja shit
Pangogie: Oh christ the FoV.
wertler: someone better not nudge you
hippitybobbity: that sound
plummeting_sloth: if by flea market you mean wall kiosk
Izandai: Excuse you, I wish I had a badass sword in my bedroom.
coelopteryx: lordy i have not heard the msn messenger sound in 2000 years
TehAmelie: it doesn't look like a katana, at least
SalsaDraugur: This looks like a ps2 game
aWabbajack: Exocet is the official typeface for the Diablo franchise. It is the font for the title and most of the text throughout the entirety of Diablo and Diablo II.
therm0s_: Where's the meat boat
Dux_glacies: suspiciously clean room, given it contains a sword
forcedreject: WHY IS IT CENTER JUSTIFIED?
Violentfrog: i was wandering...
aWabbajack: the more I know, neat!
hippitybobbity: message send, not sent
red_shoes_jeff: I and the axes on my wall resent that comment!
WalrusOntheCourt: Nice font. Maybe the daughter needs a cheap sword as a wedding gift.
TheWarbo: that sure was a way to pronounce "wandering"
morgoth_bauglyr: we are cardiac people
jetpixi: WANDering
TehAmelie: is this the sequel to Tungulus?
Izandai: good lord
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
CapnRobert: oh already generator
wildpeaks: woohoo, restart the generator
Izhuark: This is our wife ?
A_Dub888: WAAAAnder
Trixalicious: Hello protagonist, allow me to plotsplain to you.
Dux_glacies: the pill belongs to the heart
Stripe_dog: I don't think the electircal panel is working
Robot_Bones: My Cardiac
NimrodXIV: we are cardiac people
ani_laurel: tact?
snowcookies: heart's pill
Juliamon: This letter is a work of art
margieargie: I'm gonna have to stick an "h" on the end of my name now
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Oh jeez, the exposition is hurting me
Edgarware: MY Margareth
korvys: OMG, did we already hit the "Fix The Generator"?
delta__vee: peak exposition letter
kassy_13: eletrical
plummeting_sloth: hey, at least it's not a brain bill
Pteraspidomorphi: Isaac and his mother...
snowcookies: It's like an expo dump
kassy_13: ELETRICAL
plummeting_sloth: erm oill
Karfsma778: Cardiac Protagonist!
Silver_Kn1ght: Can you say "exposition dump"
wildpeaks: at least it's a single note instead of 10 audio logs
PandasAndPancakes: Get well soon, fix my generator
RobotInProgress: Margareth, what a name
Alness49: And someone's taking credit for this translation
Forgebold: oh is this bad soma?
BloodnBullets: thats like... 5? games stories in one?
kassy_13: heart's medicine!
haseo_sora: spelling...
Naarius: IS that a bloody note?
Reecer6: i'm glad we hit four whole story beats in one letter
AdmiralMemo: @TheWarbo I'd complain about the wondering/wandering error, but it was mentioned that the dev is ESL, so I'll allow it.
Foxmar320: crush lol
Izandai: oh my god
SquareDotCube: Are we a cardiac people?
Laserbeaks_Fury: He loved a car too much
aWabbajack: Binding of Issac
bowsin_durrows: Not today, maybe another time.
AHayes31: badddd english
wertler: o we're playing as jack o'neill
Dux_glacies: isaac is a cube now
Tikosh_: Oh no, a car crush
forcedreject: Is there an email equivalent to "never seen a real room before?"
Koshindan: At least his hat survived the crush.
Izhuark: Subtlety !
CapnRobert: yep under a minute till we got to turn on a generator
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ani_laurel: exposition dump?
plummeting_sloth: this game is for cardiac people, as long as they take their medicine
Izandai: katesLol
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo it was TRANSLATED though!
cephallope: My son: this hat
Radyin: I love the exclamation points in all the tool texts.
NightValien28: what is a welterweight
Robot_Bones: This person needs to take heart pill to not be a cardiac person
Reecer6: ah, i'm glad we know our protagonist's weight
Tiber727: Is Margareth Marilith's mom?
deyja429: !bingo
tim19862: put it all in a blender, why not? FailFish
I_Am_Clockwork: a Felterweight champion
TheWarbo: @AdmiralMemo I was more of commenting on how graham chose to emphasize the error
Going_Medium: Oh fine, you complain about them droning on, then you complain when they get to the pont lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: Car Crush was my favorite iteration of Crush. Way more than Kona Crush
Reecer6: your heart's pill
kassy_13: heart's pill
NightValien28: heart's pill
Juliamon: On it
Izandai: heart's pill
offbeatwitch: it was heart's
rybackgaming: heart's pill, yeah
snowcookies: your heart's pill
Mangledpixel: remember the apostrophe
KenKopin: This game has exactly one thing to say, and boy is it saying it.
Dix: Juliamon gotcha. i was gonna head there but its all good
SquareDotCube: We ARE a cardiac people!
TehAmelie: writing tip: if your story begins with the character waking up in their bed and nothing unusual happening, start your story later
A_Catastrophic_Success: This game may be for Cardiac People
aWabbajack: zekeLOVE darlingMods feliciaHeart meganerdHeartYou lrrHEART kaatHeart
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 Translated by who? The dev? Or someone else?
IsaTheEngie: You gotta take your heart's pill since you're a cardiac person.
Violentfrog: the elder god Margerath
tim19862: hahha
MaillouxB: Oh, Piano. Can you play Don't Stop Believing?
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo someone called alessandra, not the dev
korvys: Why wouldn't you put the TV and couch the other way around?
MikoKisai: I assume ex-wife, your mom wouldn't use her name
Solipsody: "Don't Forget to Take Your Heart's Pill" is my least favourite Disney song.
Silver_Kn1ght: I mean, yes. That is correct.
Jadenim: Oh she dead
Izandai: "Don't forget to take your heart's pill."
plummeting_sloth: hey, I'll give the game this. It seems like they may have seen a room before
InquisitorJL: this house is so brown
eric_christian_berg: We move on from Not-Skyrim?
AdmiralMemo: @kassy_13 I missed that.
aWabbajack: [Speaks in brackets]
armpitt: the prescription is made out to Brain, Your
aWabbajack [Emotes in Brackets]
KeirenH: margeret is almost certainly his ex wife who left after their son died
AdmiralMemo: "mistery"
Stripe_dog: What, you guys don't think in brackets?
korvys: [Translated from Japanese]
Mangledpixel: you don't think in [square brackets]?
Simonark: That is my least favorite Bob Dylan lyric
Reecer6: ah, another story beat, i see
bowsin_durrows [thinks in brackets]
wertler: i assume it's internal monologue in brackets
deyja429: Why is the font so annoying?
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sir_jack_DB: WinterCity
Shadowner: why is the floor a mess
Robot_Bones: ALl my inner most thoughts are in brackets
Izhuark: Infodump.text
Malacorath: This feels more like a translation issue?
TehAmelie: apparently the square brackets are for the character's own narration
forcedreject: but in a different way
kassy_13: @AdmiralMemo dw! the dev also said it was only written by one person & edited by one person so they probably missed stuff, which is a good disclaimer imo
Radyin: Why all the exclamation points?
Solipsody: This is all the horror game plots at once.
TheMerricat [thinks in brackets], speaks in CAPS.
RobotInProgress: WinterCity, the name of this here town.
AHayes31: Reading the text does hurt too much
Koshindan: Ooo, a pat check.
KeirenH: oh good, a flashlight
aWabbajack: the bioshock way
aWabbajack: eat immediately
Koshindan: Gotta get your EDC.
Astra7525: who has his living-room/home-office as the first room of the house
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, internal thoughts/commentary are in brackets, stuff you're reading is not, I think
SalmirAeon: Keys! Wallet! Passport!
AdmiralMemo: And your hearts pills
kassy_13: and my very square shoes?
Stripe_dog: Ya know when you finish an entire can of soda the moment you open it in all of one second
devil_dan: Did you take your heart's medicine?
PinkHoneyCMB: Ummm, it's a Night Wedding, Graham
MikoKisai: we're supposed to fix the electrical panel, we might need a light source while the power is out?
RvLeshrac: Is this a Hidden Object Game?
eric_christian_berg: This house is giving me a headache.
deyja429: What about fleshlights?
Monocled_Falcon: He's planning on going to a horror game after the wedding, obviously.
Karfsma778: Better Flashlight... nevermind, gonna not finish that joke
simriel: Hey I used to always carry a flashlight in my pocket, like a little LED one
Reecer6: in case it's a dark wedding, you know
malc: wait, "I don't use the kitchen"?
KenKopin: It's a nice day for a... Dark Wedding
plummeting_sloth: it's an outdoor wedding. At night In the woods. and generators are expensive
AdmiralMemo: @Karfsma778 Looks like deyja429 did it for you. :D
tim19862: this head bob oof
EvilBadman: Combination flashlight fleshlight
MrQBear: clearly the flashlight is for the rave at the wedding
kassy_13: not allowed!
eric_christian_berg: The kitchen is sentimental.
Lithobraker: Well, she does want you to do some electricianing so you could probably use a flashlight
fiftymcnasty: Where is the other half of the upstairs?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: So when the wedding ends late you can find your way back.
eric_christian_berg: It was his father's.
aWabbajack: lrrGARBO in game toilet
malc: eric_christian_berg: lol
Going_Medium: you need a flashlight in case they play freebird. Open flames are dangerous when there is also an open bar.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you don't bring an I.C.E. bag with you when you go for a night out on the town?
CapnRobert: she did tell us we need to turn on the power at her house where she is having a wedding
antonaqua: Don't need the bathroom, duh, who brings a bathroom to a wedding
jdawgdude500: I'm like 30% sure there was a run button mentioned earlier
Catcard: honestly same
TehAmelie: that's a very low standing desk
offbeatwitch: don't forget to take your heart's pill
IdleRed: my mind's pill
wertler: the pill belongs to your brain, yes
EvilBadman: Love you. Your Magareth is also very good
Foxmar320: I can't take my brain's pill in the morning. Makes it tired.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Brain spill
devil_dan: !advice
LRRbot: Don't up!
evilspoons983: those stairs are not up to code (the ratio is wrong)
Izandai: Honestly that is a dope sword.
plummeting_sloth: isn't that literally a chinese war sword
kassy_13: i take my brain's pill though
Juliamon: I take my brain's pill at night, and my thyroid's pill in the morning
Silver_Kn1ght: As someone who used to take antidepressants they absolutely are the brain's pills
Simonark: Pancreas pills are a pain to pronounce, protractedly
DEATHlikescats: !up
Lord_Hosk: its half a 75
Laserbeaks_Fury: 75?
KenKopin: 75
Lithobraker: 75
EvilBadman: 75
Angnor33: 75 mg
AdmiralMemo: 75
Gekyouryuu: 75
korvys: 25 + 25/2
CataclysmicReverb: 3/8ths
kassy_13: i take my blood pills twice a day!
kassy_13: but brain pill in morning
CastleOtranto: Right. Time to take my brain's and heart's pills now. No joke.
Karfsma778: halfway between 25 and 50
ani_laurel: yeah, meds are like that
korvys: That's 25+12.5 (which is 25/2)
malc: yep, your car has a Yale lock
kassy_13: i love chat reminding each other to take their meds
RvLeshrac: To be fair, this *IS* how getting ready to go anywhere works.
Kortanios: full pill 75, falf pill 35.5?
Malacorath: yeah, thanks, med time. no seriously
AdmiralMemo: 3/2 x 25
Malacorath: brb
Kortanios: *half
Kreiseler: Alex you should see synthroid doses. They make them in like 112 mcg
Lord_Hosk: Becayse regular doses of "brain pills" are 75 150 and 300
WizOuphe: its in the corner upstairs
Izandai: @RvLeshrac katesLol
aWabbajack: crapshot idea
tim19862: :D
ContingentCat: that's still an odd way to get to 75, 3 25s would be more resonable
Trixalicious: At least it's not doing the "I don't need to pick this up right now"... it's just spawning them in as needed instead.
aWabbajack: titled: The key
evilspoons983: that stack of CD-Rs, ha
korvys: Looking in the fridge, for some fuckin' reason...
Karfsma778: is it under the couch somehow
Jeezy56: wow still got a floppy disk
tim19862: It almost feels like the game is gaslighting us
RvLeshrac: HAVE you checked inside the piano?
Reecer6: imagine taking *3* pills though. you always gotta take 2.
arcaneIllumination: It would be so much more reasonable to have the items there the entire time and have the same state "I need to do X first before I get this." or something.
AdmiralMemo: A CD spindle
kassy_13: i have no idea the dosage of mine.....but it's low
AHayes31: Its always the last place you look
jdawgdude500: is that tv on a pillow?
BtEtta: In studies involving of placebos, two pills perform better than one pill of equal weight.
MikoKisai: is it the thing under the desk?
djalternative: just because it's a fair representation doesn't mean it's no less infuriating
kusinohki: it's a plain brown lunch sack
Izandai: @ContingentCat Maybe one in the morning, one in the evening? And that's preferable to like one with each meal for some reason?
MrPhlip: Where's my bag wife!
NightValien28: there by the wardrobe
malc: why should dosages have to conform to our arbitrary round numbers?
evilspoons983: I take 6 pills in the AM, 2 at noon, and 11 at night
aerohydra: use the flashlight?
CataclysmicReverb: That's where it fits
AdmiralMemo: I want some brain pills. It might make my brain work. But I don't have the money to go get checked out. :( lrrAWW
plasmaparados: At least this looks like a house
Catcard: I was gonna say, maybe it's a wallet
Gekyouryuu: @AHayes31 I would hope so. if it wasn't, that means you're still looking after you found it
Izandai: @arcaneIllumination Would it?
ContingentCat: @Izandai yeah I guess
Foxmar320: wat
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
Ashen_Prime: Love that 4:3 monitor as the bedroom TV.
devil_dan: Why is my bag?
embyrr922: Where's my waifu
Shadowner: ded
IdleRed: rip
TheAinMAP: Um.
NightValien28: please
kumatsu: That kinda makes sense, if you don't travel often you put your bag somewhere out of the way
simriel: Did we Died?
PenultiN00b: OOF
Catcard: didn't take your hearts pills
fiftymcnasty: forgot your pills?
Reecer6: sounds like someone didn't take their heart's pill
LbxAni: as my parents get older i'm realizing I need to start tagging the things they lose the most with trackers to be able to find them
CataclysmicReverb: Did we forget the heart's medication?
armpitt: your heart forgot its pill
Probevoyages: coming in late for garbage daaay!
Izandai: You did take your heart's pill, right?
kassy_13: that's a lotta pills @evilspoons983
hd_dabnado: we forgot!
Juliamon: Did you take your heart's pill?
AdmiralMemo: You needed to take your heart's pills
korvys: Heart attack?
RvLeshrac: You forgot to take your heart's pill.
Trixalicious: did you forget your heart's pill?
Dux_glacies: you need your heart's pill!
TheWarbo: did we not take the heart's pill?
ani_laurel: did oyu take your heart's pill?
wildpeaks: well fudge
KenKopin: Did you take your eEart's pill?
Koshindan: Oh no you didn't take your heart's pill!
countz3r0: you didn't take your heart's pill
RobotInProgress: Heart's Pill
CaptainSpam: So it's an escape room, with the thing holding you in being your own anxiety that you forgot something. I feel called out here. lrrBEEJ
VTMarik: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
BloodnBullets: forgot the heart pill
tim19862: wut
xantos69: Were you just stabbed?
CastleOtranto: taek moar haert pillz
kusinohki: you forgot to take your heart's pill?
DarkMorford: Did you take your heart's pill?
Driosenth: popcorn's done
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Did you take your pills?
wertler: you forgot to take your heart's pill
jetpixi: Eh?
Decaped: oh no, not Goku!
Frankenfruity: Forgot to take Heart's pill
Stripe_dog: "GIVE ME MY PILLS DAMMIT" - this guys heart
malc: hey your heart is a modem
Gascitygaming: benginWat benginWat benginWat
Indignation837: Are you a cardiac people?
Gekyouryuu: you forgot to take your Heart's Pill, didn't you?
kassy_13: flatliningggg
Kreiseler: did you forget your heart's pill?
Mister_Skittles: ouch, right in the hearts
RaklarLS: that's... that's not how heart attacks work. was it an embolism?
KeirenH: Did you forget the hearts pill?
Ubiki: we are cardiac people
offbeatwitch: alex this is what happens when you dont take your heart's pill
pixelatedharry: didn't take heart's pills
RobotInProgress: sicc beat
Lord_Hosk: ContingentCat its not take two of these to get 75, its "here is half a dose, a regular dose is 75 you get half that, twice a day"
hd_dabnado: this is a bit uh
AHayes31: The Heart's pill wasnt taken
TehAmelie: maybe they're specially constructed pills, like my expensive brain pills that are made to release micro doses of the stuff throughout the day as they pass through your meat holes
Going_Medium: heart's medicine?
Pteraspidomorphi: Clip art, the game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like a surgeon
hd_dabnado: uhhhhhhh
Zalthia: oh god dangit this is a dying dream isn't it
hoochimencity: oh no
Dux_glacies: zip zap
jetpixi: They were serious!!!
AdmiralMemo: Yes, we are cardiac people
IsaTheEngie: Oh no! Cardiac people!
Bradway1: Well that escalated
Darleysam: is this EDM?
ani_laurel: ok, this is a pretty good sequence
DEATHlikescats: scripted?
snowcookies: If we live alone, how did we hospital?
KiraKiraKid: This clipart tho
rybackgaming: gotta take your heart's pill.
Malacorath: what. the. fuck. did i miss?
arcaneIllumination: @Izandai I don't know. I mean the actual text would have to be different, but it would still be better than having them just appear.
PenultiN00b: I love Massive Attack
Reecer6: who is defibbing us, we're alone in our house
dragoon3zero: did you take your hearts pill?
countz3r0: you've gotta be vegan now
ApodoNuevo: Emoji's getting tense nowadays
Astra7525: This is ultra cheap but also kind of endearing way to tell the story
Robot_Bones: London I can't hear you!
jdawgdude500: but your pills had to be taken before bed what?
Dux_glacies: and they say that your heart grew three sizes that day
Gascitygaming: !next
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margieargie: Glad the defibrillator helped with the giant hole in your heart.
ClodiumSoride: Maybe you'll be in a coma, in a fantasy world in your mind, hence the name?
Frankenfruity: Definitely not a game for cardiac people
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this IS the game for cardiac people
Foxmar320: Yessssss
aWabbajack: my summer car with a heart condition
ClodiumSoride: I win!
kassy_13: horruh time
Izhuark: We silent hill now boys !
Juliamon: Break out that Let's Nope Bingo!
GraceTveit: We Silent Hill now bois
Reecer6: dank hospital BABYYYYY
AdmiralMemo: And now we're a zombie. Kappa
Probevoyages: shot through the heart, in this bad game
MaillouxB: Do we have a battery?
jdawgdude500: it's a mind palace
aWabbajack: Cardiac Jalopy
offbeatwitch: oh YES
KenKopin: Hey game, you could have been loading stuff during that weird death animation.
VTMarik: lrrSPOOP
Izandai: @arcaneIllumination Even better would to have them just be there.
Izandai: Always.
armpitt: ah, you found spoopy land
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun haven't we seen this flooring before?
jetpixi: sweeeet
wertler: @Probevoyages you give steam a bad name?
CataclysmicReverb: :D @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa
tim19862: ClodiumSoride good call
IdleRed: welcome to the mind hopsital
Icebox_Blues: Oh no...
Trixalicious: Is this one of those horror game themed weddings?
Gekyouryuu: inb4 we're in a coma
DoodlestheGreat: !bingo
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RaklarLS: calling it: purgatory.
The_Quiet_Alestain: Creepy Hospital. Check.
Izandai: @arcaneIllumination And let the player pick them up if they want to.
malc: it's working. it's a flash light. it flashes.
RobotInProgress: Margareth, destroyer of all
RvLeshrac: You don't have to hold the button down to light, do you?
wildpeaks: reminds me of old HL horror mods like Cry of Fear or Grey
evilspoons983: oh good, photosensitive epilepsy flashlight
LbxAni: wonder where that name is from, never heard it before
VTMarik: We really did get a Watch & Nope
RvLeshrac: That would be the worst.
kusinohki: is it a camera flash?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Crate
Ashen_Prime: Isn't Margareth a type of pizza?
Frankenfruity: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa perhaps ABOUT cardiac people :)
Solipsody: Weird, you had a heart attack, and now it's Before Birth?
tim19862: all these assets seem used, again
Probevoyages: @wertler pretty much
Icebox_Blues: @Trixalicious Man, wouldn't that be wild if that ended up being the thing?
Astra7525: oh you see so many wooden boxes in hospitals these days
Izhuark: @Trixalicious Very good idea to invite your cardiac father to x)
A_Dub888: Wait is that the health bar with the loud heartbeat if you take damage?
Lithobraker: I prefer to think the candle was 2 meters tall when they lit it
bowsin_durrows: It might have been a 3 foot candle and burned down to one foot.
accountmadeforants: This really reminds me of that one DS horror game in the hospital.
arcaneIllumination: @Izandai Yeah. I guess I was just limiting myself to thinking of the games terms of "pick them up in this order". Things to keep in mind.
RaklarLS: if a monster shows up, will he just have another heart attack and die?
Stripe_dog: Is the flashlight HOLD?
ClodiumSoride: @Ashen_Prime I think that's margharita.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hope we get some deep cardiac lore, @Frankenfruity
AHayes31: I expect Zombies or something
aWabbajack: if you guys want to see Alex give glowing reviews, I just watched the VOD of the Talking Sim of Inside with alex and cam
offbeatwitch: man they sure did turn down the lighting slider
forcedreject: The problem is also Konami
cephallope: I feel like we could have just started the game here?
quasi79fu: why is this stream called garbage day?
Izandai: Isn't Silent Hill 2 good?
Probevoyages: @tim19862 Used assets are better for the environment, no manufacturing costs!
Izandai: Or is it not?
arcaneIllumination: @Izandai In the games terms, not "of the games terms"
SalmirAeon: can't read latin on the note
Blightfight: Silent Hill sounds like Shadowrun.
Foxmar320: I wish we had got Silent Hills
devil_dan: Hit the lever!
Izhuark: The problem with Silent hill is that it is owned by konami.
tim19862: LUL Probevoyages
FITorion: I take my flashlight... everywhere... including weddings...
iridium_alchemist: Dumb question but still... do you have to hold F to use the flashlight?
GraceTveit: I wish a SH game came out on the RE Engine
APODionysus: Who says Characters?
evilspoons983: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
Izandai: Good for its time but doesn't hold up?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I imagine that the reason this game is called In . My . Mind, with the periods is because there is also a In my Mind. with the period game already on steam. :-)
Frankenfruity: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa agreed, we definitely need more lore memes
Shadowner: the school roof
APODionysus: Unknown LANGUAGE sure
Izandai: And the rest just suck?
BrowneePoints: The first SH movie was legitimately good
aWabbajack: Sean Bean was great
Reecer6: i think the movie had great gameplay
BrowneePoints: the 2nd SH movie was not great
Laserbeaks_Fury: And Sean Bean didn't die!
Unas84: yeah same, good atmosphere in it
GraceTveit: SH 1 is okay, SHR3D is baaaad
iamnolionheart: I hear Silent Hill 2 is what people generally consider "the good one"
RaklarLS: shattered memories was still ok-ish. still, what makes 2 amazing is the whole imagery and double meanings
Darleysam: I enjoyed the first Silent Hill movie, the second one was butts
kumatsu: I enjoyed the artistic direction of every song in the soundtrack being fire-themed
Ashen_Prime: @quasi79fu Garbage day, when we Watch and Play garbage games.
Izandai: Everyone likes Sean Bean.
LbxAni: oh, Margareth is Norwegian Margeret
forcedreject: Something something Silent Hill Gacha
DEATHlikescats: @iridium_alchemist I like that idea. hold the flashlight button
Khasi1596: seen bean
tru_boredom: the first movie was actually good the second though?
offbeatwitch: MAGNETS
bowsin_durrows: Break dancing key time.
PenultiN00b: Miracles?
TheMoatman: Well how would that work?
kinesthetics: well how do they work?
seth_erickson: A movie can be bad but still enjoyable same with games
CataclysmicReverb: Silent Hill becomes worse with better gameplay. Try Book of Memories, it's a Diablo game in Silent Hill
BrowneePoints: Like, that first Silent Hill movie was legitimately well done
Dix: Seriously Izandai
Karfsma778: Silent Hill 2 was great! IN 2001. Games have come a long way since 2001.
forcedreject: Magnets in the ICP context?
LithelyUnshod: That movie was filmed a block from my house
Vlanoik: do you perhaps have to hold the flashlight button?
tru_boredom: fucking magnets how do they work?
quasi79fu: that key was spinning in the air
Karfsma778: Silent Hill 2 has not
armpitt: read it in complete darkness
NightValien28: it is weird that I like the town of silent hill more than I like the protagonists, I cheer for the town to kill whoever gets in
tim19862: they took "flash" light too seriously
kassy_13: battery...mechanics....
Juliamon: OK, actual instructions, good
kusinohki: jump scare in 10... 9... 8...
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WonderfulGlory: Yeah the first movie was weirdly good, and made with a lot of love. The marketing really killed it.
RvLeshrac: OK, that's a fine way to do a battery running out.
Stripe_dog: It is hold oh my god
Dux_glacies: The Dynamo Flashlight sounds a lot like a sex move ngl
iamnolionheart: You Won: Dynamo Flashlight
DEATHlikescats: try holding down the flashlight button
quasi79fu: this flashlight is weird
kassy_13: omg yessss nice battery mechanics
RonnyConcrete: @LbxAni Not really. If we'd use "Margareth" as a name it'd be more natural to make it "Margrethe/Margrete"
DEATHlikescats: never mind
seth_erickson: Welcome to Bonus Let's Nope
Pteraspidomorphi: And it kind of makes sense
arcaneIllumination: I've actually had one of these in real life.
DEATHlikescats: lol
Izhuark: This is actually a good mechanic idea.
RaklarLS: also, Silent Hill 2 has such an oppressive atmosphere that if you have anxiety problems, it will hurt you
evilspoons983: not finding goddamn batteries
Karfsma778: yeah, that's a good way to do it if you're gonna do it
MaillouxB: I'm glad the hospital has a manual for your flashlight hidden in a random storage closet
Reecer6: i *do* really hate limited light mechanics
kassy_13: i have squeezy hand-powered torches too
fiftymcnasty: i have had a dynamo flashlight before
Frankenfruity: Metro style flashlight is a good comp
Izandai: A rechargeable flashlight is a legit interesting idea.
I_Am_Clockwork: I liked this mechanic when they used it in the Metro Games
Koshindan: Why were the instructions for YOUR flashlihgt in this random hospital?
djalternative: Oh. One of the ACTUAL survival flashlights
PinkHoneyCMB: I also don't hate this environment yet
Izandai: katesLol Love ya Alex
Karfsma778: Still, NARROW beam on that light
drcanonball: Now where's the jumpscare
Driosenth: Rechargable flashlights always suck too, it actually makes sense that it drains so fast and is so dim
Probevoyages: aren't we *all* in space?
KenKopin: Oh, this game begrudgingly gets a single point for the interesting flashlight.
PinkHoneyCMB: Trite, yes, but so far decently assembled
devil_dan: Everything is in space.
RvLeshrac: "And you find a man in a jar..."
SilentOptimist: shake the wiimote to recharge your flashlight!
armpitt: kick out a window
plummeting_sloth: OPEN A WINDOW
BrowneePoints: Silent Hill is also the king of "The Real Monster is Mental Illness!"
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Jump out the window
ContingentCat: something has gone wrong when a game on W+P is better than the game on Let's Nope
Trixalicious: Pull out my phone.
CapnRobert: yeah find a quick way out
VTMarik: You awake to find yourself in a dark room?
Driosenth: Bust out the closest window
embyrr922: Find the nearest exterior window
Gascitygaming: chairt oiut the window
quasi79fu: sounds like youre dialing a rotary phone
lamina5432: jump out window
Probevoyages: The Earth is just a rock in space
CapnRobert: follow emergency exit signs
Izandai: Same, Graham.
ritchards: get out the window
Solipsody: Woof. Well, we've all seen this game before, and I have to go make dinner... Catch you all in the VOD.
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT OTHER THINGS?
Izandai: Certainly if it was dark.
kusinohki: I would try to find my chart
LbxAni: yeah you smash the nearest window and run away
RaklarLS: look for hidden cameras I guess?
snowcookies: Who even found us when we had a heart attack if we live alone
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun find something to wrap around my arm and bust out the nearest window. then run for hell.
NightValien28: I would sit still then bolt at the very first noise
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Fruan: I would go back to sleep and wait for sunlight.
Ashen_Prime: I'm going right out the window.
Izandai: I would go nowhere while it was dark.
WonderfulGlory: Yeah try to get outdoors and find a road
pearofsalamanca: @LoadingReadyRun is this one of those indie horror games
tim19862: yep, sit petrified in fear
pearofsalamanca: those trash ones
plummeting_sloth: God, i want to make a horror game with a quick, positive game over if you kept trying the window till it opened and you just left
Dr_fragenstien: Yeah, I would be waiting for a doctor or nurse to come and tell me what’s going on
Laserbeaks_Fury: Unlimited POWAH
Dux_glacies: You've Become A Mother
SacrificialToast: but you already have a light with unlimited power
RvLeshrac: But as a normal person, you would also presumably be able to find a pipe or a chair leg or some other actually effective weapon with which you could just beat the holy hell out of your captor with.
Izandai: @pearofsalamanca Eeeyup
Karfsma778: supernaturally dark locker insides!
blackwlf: Thicc
Trixalicious: I would start writing down my every waking thought and leaving the pieces of paper scattered randomly around.
pearofsalamanca: chairs made out of cork
deyja429: Some how this game is still less crappy than the last one.
Izandai: [I'm recharging the flashlight]
Probevoyages: Candles aren't thicc, they have girth
jetpixi: False sense of security
tim19862: OSB chairs, classic
quasi79fu: dial up that rotary phone
RaklarLS: so, is this hell or purgatory for this character?
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Foxmar320: oh good
plummeting_sloth: Like, I love Outlast, but I want a version of outlast where the second you see how bad Mount MAssive is, you turn around, get back into your car and go get the authorities
pearofsalamanca: full of breasts
Izhuark: Ehh, i don't think i would wait more than 2 hours
kassy_13: i'd hide in a locked room (locked on the inside) until daylight
I_Am_Clockwork: ok the flashlights battery probably needs to be a bit longer than that :/
wertler: it's a little gnome!
kiddykong525: one thing I hate about time zones. for lrr this is the afternoon. for me all the streams are late evening to early night content
quasi79fu: how does a mannequin get rust?
djalternative: yeah. just jump out the window
RvLeshrac: Wait, mannequins rust?
Dumori: Your in the Yukon in winter G will be a long wait
fiftymcnasty: Its a little gnome
red_shoes_jeff: I'd grab something pointy and wait in the corner.
Izandai: Who makes a mannequin out of solid iron?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why would they be rusty?
OmnipotentTrevor: I have seen this exact same room in another game on this channel
Vlanoik: ah yes, the tailor ward
Probevoyages: oh hai mannequins that don't have heads, arms, or legs so they're less creepy
Pteraspidomorphi: Are they made of iron?
kumatsu: Rusty Manikin is my Nine Inch Nails cover band
evilspoons983: the hospital room I was in last was on like the fourth story and it was concrete on the ground, if you "tried a window" (with a hammer) you'd go SPLAT
kassy_13: @kiddykong525 it's midnight here!
Shadowner: wood
jetpixi: We don’t have a lot of rusty mannequins
TheMerricat: plaster
plummeting_sloth: Like, I get why games CAN"T just let you leave, but I'd still like the option. Ala Far Cry 4
pearofsalamanca: @kumatsu it'd be better as its own thing
Going_Medium: Old timey ones were sometirmes cloth over metal frames.
TheSpindash: It's impressive that everything is all dirty and rusty, but the cardboard boxes have seemingly maintained their sturdiness and shape.
pearofsalamanca: kmfdm ripoff perhumps
Foxmar320: So many red barrels. I wonder if they explode
djalternative: most are made of plastic NOW. they uded to be cloth around wire frames
DoodlestheGreat: Rusty Mannequin, starring in "My Friend Flickr!"
blackwlf: Please, Graham. Maybe they're just using this old abandoned hospital to store the surplus rusty manniquins from Daves Discount Horror Props and Propeller Warehouse.
quasi79fu: how does a beds matreess rust ive seen rust spots or somethinglike that on the matresses
aWabbajack: 1/10 yelp reviews for this hospital
DigitalSeahorse: It so warm in here i leeft my shoes off for now
amythist: I do like the urgency added by being "Open!" instead of dropping the punctiation
Theteddybear676: ist baby Yoda the boss in this game lol
Lithobraker: djalternative really? I'm surprised they weren't made of wood
kassy_13: @quasi79fu the springs?
pearofsalamanca: the washington post gives this hospital 5 pinocchioe
Probevoyages: it's not rust, just condensed spookiness from the air
tim19862: the beds are kinda rough, the springs really dig in
djalternative: @Lithobraker that was v1
bowsin_durrows: Matresses often use springs, those rust and so the matress rust. @quasi79fu
Fenrikson: Pride100 just popping in to say thanks for everything :)
TheMerricat: @quasi79fu that's not rust..... Kappa
CataclysmicReverb: Someone laughing in the next room... in the game
Kramburger: Someone needs to tell Ben to stop being happy
wertler: there's atmospheric sound
blackwlf: Bad cellphone and radio reception.
RvLeshrac: The Silent Hills AirBnB
deyja429: Still safer than Detroit
snowcookies: hard to leave
ritchards: this is a big place
niccus: yelp review of an ordinary restaurant as a silent hill protagonist
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lots of infrastructure issues
tim19862: quiet, too quiet Kappa
Robot_Bones: must love dogs
Foxmar320: Nurses not very covered tho
Dux_glacies: Prediction: I give it five minutes before they introduce crafting mechanics, followed by base building
RaklarLS: 2 hospitals, even
MT_Storm: Emotional baggage throughly checked
forcedreject: A horn that always sounds at the WORST time
PandasAndPancakes: Hotel clean and tidy, remind me of my dead (???) wife.
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Gascitygaming: "cleanliness an issue"
offbeatwitch: crate and barrel!
SilentOptimist: partial of nusres
YuuOfLight: Partial time-nurses
Karfsma778: Great Butcher, see him everywhere
red_shoes_jeff: Working Emergency Siren
kiddykong525: this reminds me of a real shitty movie I once saw called cooties
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kalku__: where is the line between atmospheric horror and just.... Dark?
KenKopin: Blood Wine
kassy_13: i thought you meant caskets for a moment there.....
DigitalSeahorse: Part-y time
quasi79fu: gunpowder is stored in casks
TheWarbo: a bunch of casks, and one milk crate
Blightfight: It's probably whiskey.
Shadowner: barrel o parts
pearofsalamanca: this is what your hospitals look like under SOCIALISM America!!!!!!11111 i am very smart
aWabbajack: Untappd has an entry for the fake beer used in Death Stranding
Blightfight: This hospitol was probably a front for bootleggers.
Lithobraker: Ah, then it's like one of those monasteries that brew beer then!
ContingentCat: must be whiskey then.
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WearingCats_CwC: ha
hd_dabnado: imagine being so fucking stupid you get bricked in a wall
korvys: Oh Graham, did you see one of the Japanese Commercials youtube channels is back?
CastleOtranto: Damn, wait until Alex hears about the Fall of the House of Usher.
Silver_Kn1ght: to be fair, he was REALLY drunk
ClodiumSoride: "Yes, for the love of God."
GDwarf: "For the love of God, Steacy!" "Yes, for the love of God!"
hippitybobbity: i see you grasp the subject matter
herph: weren't they clowns?
SilentOptimist: i have that book! in my basement. come with me i'll show you
plummeting_sloth: I always like the idea that Montraseur had a really sarcastic voice when he said "Yes, for the love of god"
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, it was good booze
KenKopin: He was chained to the wall. He totally knew he was getting bricked in.
Izandai: "Dude!" "Dude indeed!
AHayes31: I'm expecting something terrifying standing there when its dark and he recharges his flashlight
Alness49: "I'm so wasted" "Yer about to get bricked, mate!"
hippitybobbity: @silentoptimist oh how lucky! why yes I shall follow you
jetpixi: What is this being described
CastleOtranto: My cat is named Montressor after that story.
RvLeshrac: Local bookstore has a $1600 first-edition woodcut copy of The Raven.
snowcookies: that's bad tedxt to background contrast
Probevoyages: If you can lay bricks that quickly forget the murdering and become powerful in the construction industry
Icebox_Blues: Floor and Ceiling sharing textures it is. *Nodnod*
pearofsalamanca: h.p. lovecraft is fucking shook
Dux_glacies: The floor and ceiling...the SAME??? The horror!
pearofsalamanca: at this writing
evilspoons983: I remember reading Cask of Amontillado in junior high school and someone else in my class laughed too
garahine: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
hippitybobbity: i maintain that that book was about a very specific roleplay fetish
RaklarLS: Nosocomial infections everywhere in this hospital
SoldieroFortune: Absent - that's what Poe used to drink
Karfsma778: VISCOUS FLUID! Like in the WWE!
Darleysam: Sometimes you wanna go: where every body knows your naaaame (dun dun dun), and floor and ceiling are the saaame
Probevoyages: otherwise the drunk guy will just stumble through the bricks before they dry
DarkMorford: Boat races?
kiddykong525: in the original thomas stories they actually cask of amontillado-ed a "non useful" train
Foxmar320: oh rad! Those channels are great
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun share, I've been looking for the exact samet hing.
Gekyouryuu: does this mean we'll get a Japanese commercials game on LRL again?
pearofsalamanca: it's blood. the liquid is blood. do you get it
korvys: link^
Izhuark: @korvys Thanks :D
RaklarLS: on the plus side: there's no hiding places?
TheMerricat: thank you both Graham and @korvys
djalternative: axe?
Probevoyages: @kiddykong525 oh no I remember the tunnel
NightValien28: I assume either hammer or axe
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Elspeth_Tirel: Soup?
niccus: giant-sized japan-thing
Izandai: GROSS
DigitalSeahorse: Bllod
kusinohki: why does recharging the flashlight sound like a rotary phone?
edgehead_: Vampiro
JeremyDevoid: Vampiro
evilspoons983: the Thomas stories are kinda great because they're horror sold as a kid's thing
jetpixi: Kinda
SilentOptimist: Carrie-style?
Nickiatori: llamas with hats?
Izandai: wow
simriel: i need to rewatch Full Metal Alchemist
DigitalSeahorse: Boolds y'all
colonelkreiner: vampiro
EJGRgunner: OH! WRESTLING STING!
Elspeth_Tirel: much mysterious
Izandai: Were they not allowed to call it blood?
quasi79fu: this flashlight needs charging way too much
Karfsma778: it was Gangrel, wasn't it? And the Brood
PandasAndPancakes: I thought you meant Sting from Sting and the Police for a minute there.
hippitybobbity: Sting from the Police?
evilspoons983: @kusinohki that's a perfectly reasonable noise for a dynamo to make
Diabore: fun fact, vampiro is from my hometown
RaklarLS: blood is copyrighted
EJGRgunner: I thought someone was pouring blood on the singer, Sting!
Gizmoloid: A barrel full of hammers?
quasi79fu: i would see if this flashlight is defective and demand a refund
korvys: This seems badly written/translated, but not terrible
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Porsgaard81: Nothing sure happens in this game.
pearofsalamanca: @korvys it's boring
jetpixi: Or they wanted to keep the mYsTeRy
hippitybobbity: roxanne did not have to pour the mysterious red liquid
pearofsalamanca: it's very boring
Izandai: katesLol
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck wheelerMuldcb
Karfsma778: Eliminators!
gelatosquid: TAG TEAM ELIMINATOR
rybackgaming: Eliminators!
ContingentCat: Vince is an odd man
AdmiralMemo: WHY
AdmiralMemo: Come on man
RaklarLS: was he the source of the belt thing too?
Probevoyages: @korvys I think that makes the game bad
plummeting_sloth: TOTAL ELMINATION
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun fun fact, vampiro was born in my hometown
Corrinmana: <message deleted>Been a while since I got to watch a Watch and Play live, but GDQ is playing a literal Touhou game right now, so I'll catch you on the VODs
edgehead_: I read somewhere that Turner Broadcasting once circulated a memo that the word “foreign” should be replaced with “international” to be sensitive when reporting on stories. As a result, WCW received the memo and referred to “foreign objects” like chairs as “international objects”
Shadowner: the indooor dunpster
WolfgangCloud: lrrGARBO Game Day!
BrowneePoints: Yea, the sooner Vince dies the sooner Wrestling gets better
AdmiralMemo: The alliteration is PERFECT
Foxmar320: Free axe!
Silver_Kn1ght: Vince needs to get more than 4 hours of sleep a night.
Ubiki: Vince definitely makes wrestling more interesting
Izandai: AXE ACQUIRED
forcedreject: I need to axe some questions
Karfsma778: @LoadingReadyRun there is nothing at all you could tell me about Vince McMahon that I would not believe immediately.
TheMoatman: The tag team eliminator is a serious murderbot name
Scarbble: hi! really digging the cat ears alex
Laserbeaks_Fury: Heeeere's Johnny!
djalternative: I called axe!
rybackgaming: he is the reason you can't call them belts or straps, yes @RaklarLS
pearofsalamanca: @edgehead_ galaxy brain
snowmonkey99: They seem inordinately fond of exclamation points
AdmiralMemo: @edgehead_ HAHAHAHA
deyja429: Do you have your brain meds?
PenultiN00b: If you needed to know where it was you could have just axed!
red_shoes_jeff: You axed, we answered!
Foxmar320: Door GONE
quasi79fu: omg hulk out
kiddykong525: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
offbeatwitch: BASH
accountmadeforants: Imagine Vince writing a dictionary.
AHayes31: well that was easy
embyrr922: K
Izandai: katesLol
Elspeth_Tirel: that's how to make an entrance
simriel: @Karfsma778 I know precisely what you mean
Not_On_Twitch: No more door.
plummeting_sloth: Strong lad, this one
SalmirAeon: Room Service!
ContingentCat: Wow
SilentOptimist: KomodoHype
snowcookies: wow
Dog_of_Myth: Kratos Axe
TheWarbo: the door as a whole is just laying on the floor
offbeatwitch: hit the doors so hard they teleported
Driosenth: you axed the frame, not the door
Stripe_dog: Well that's unfortunate
plummeting_sloth: you got the FRAME
Reecer6: a very blunt one
breadisbest1: good job on the Shadowspear video.
Dumori: You're the Juggernaut now!
quasi79fu: Hulk smasssh
tru_boredom: have you guys seen the Vince is weird stories on the allancheapshot Twitter account? like Vince daring mark Henry to a contest
TheWarbo: we did not break the door a single bit
kusinohki: OH YEAH! (kool aid man)
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun even the door frame went
RaklarLS: a very, very blunt axe.
Probevoyages: That door might not have been attached well
korvys: *uses axes as battering ram*
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST_SG
Diabore: someones calling a kitty
Elspeth_Tirel: That's the noise I make at my cat
SoldieroFortune: Is Cam ordering another pizza?
Tedziy: Soups on*
kassy_13: little respect
PenultiN00b: Respect the soupsong
SacrificialToast: respect the soup song
pearofsalamanca: omelette du fromage
Izandai: Supsom has to earn my respect.
SilentOptimist: soupalognon y crouton
Izhuark: This game is not that bad so far, just very bland and with bad writing...
Lunareclipse123: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of Vince, Any plans for another Autumn-optional Rumble?
wertler: @LoadingReadyRun The Mountain Goats have a concept album about wrestling that you might enjoy - there's a song called Foreign Object
ContingentCat: respect, the soup's on
red_shoes_jeff: They actually had that problem filming The Shining. He was cutting through the prop doors too quickly.
SacrificialToast: nothing's happened so far
Diabore: pspspspspsp
TheMoatman: ?
Invitare: ksksksksks
Gekyouryuu: pspspspspspspspspspspsps
Foxmar320: oh hello
quasi79fu: oh hi
Anaerin: Sony's new PSPSPSPS
Izandai: huh
Silver_Kn1ght: pspspspsspspspspspsp
Elspeth_Tirel: I know there's some sort of preteen trend where you laugh by making that sound or something?
Zalthia: It's the PS5 logo I think
BrowneePoints: They did it for the PS5 logo
Lithobraker: I think that's a VSCO girl thing?
Robot_Bones: pspspspspspspsps
MikoKisai: jumpscare!
Darleysam: I've seen it written as 'ntntntnt'
TheWarbo: how bout dat
DigitalSeahorse: See Alex's tweet
patrick_stonecrusher: "It is I, your Soup Son"
RaklarLS: that looks cool
BrowneePoints: the PssPssPssPss
Izandai: It's Margareth.
KenKopin: Whenever people talk about Vince now, I hear him speaking as Adam's Impression of him.
tru_boredom: isn't this predominantly a stantwitter thing?
Reecer6: nah pspspspspsp is unrelated to skskskskskks
AdmiralMemo: It looks like a string of PSPs and I'm now expecting to get a bunch of game systems. Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Mom
TehAmelie: the kisskisskiss
Dux_glacies: this is margareth
offbeatwitch: ohhh i bet he's in a friggin coma
ani_laurel: do we have a weeping angel situation?
TheMoatman: Oh yeah, because of the PS5 logo
tim19862: different from "sksksksk"?
Silver_Kn1ght: Lithobraker no thats sksksksksk
TheMoatman: That makes sense
evilspoons983: oh good pentagrams, so edgy
Bezekric: kiskiskiskiskiskis
offbeatwitch: the sculpt of that ass
pearofsalamanca: tap that ass
mistborn83: Is this a case of a decent game on w&P
embyrr922: Ghost ass
red_shoes_jeff: benginButt benginButt benginButt
rybackgaming: Does the PSPSPSPS have a mascot of Snomnomnom
plummeting_sloth: I think I know her? Ah right Statuey! The living statue that was my best friend. I remember now!
Probevoyages: just zoom in on that crack and ruin the spook
SilentOptimist: hard edges on that woman
devil_dan: @$$
Icebox_Blues: Ahahahahahaha. xD
TheWarbo: :lrrFIRMBUTT:
johkmil: I can’t read Latin!
PenultiN00b: Use Axe on Statue
EJGRgunner: All I wanna do ♪ Is slowly come unglued ♪ With a giant woman ♪ A GIANT WOMAN
Izhuark: This is a cult for Klothys ? :p
Elspeth_Tirel: the vsco girl thing?
hd_dabnado: buffer?
red_shoes_jeff: Ernies laugh?
tim19862: "VSGO girls"
Invitare: that's a cat thing
aWabbajack: skskskssksk the Swedish duo?
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Silver_Kn1ght: pspsps and sksksk are different
wertler: no no, sksksks is a meme, but pspspsps is also a meme, you're both right
Dared00: no, pspspsps is a different thing
ContingentCat: that's a vsco thing, what the teens are doing now
Izandai: ???
Scarbble: those are two seperate noise things
GDwarf: "PSPSPSPSPSPS" is a cat thing
Foxmar320: wat?
TheMoatman: Now I'm more confused
Izandai: I've never heard a girl laugh like that.
YuuOfLight: No gram, lately people have actuallybeen using the sound for calling a cat
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niccus: vscrossfire
pearofsalamanca: what is this vsgo girls nonsense
Dog_of_Myth: Teens on the street
Robot_Bones: yeah I've only seen the cat thing
jetpixi: It is?
Karfsma778: yeah, its a cat thing
Icebox_Blues: Yeah, no, the psspspspspsps is a cat thing I've seen on The Twitters.
gnomonclature: I thought it was the sound of typing.
jetpixi: News to me
Silver_Kn1ght: they are two different things
Catcard: sksksksksk is a black woman thing according to the "meme"
RaklarLS: rsrsrsrs? like the brazilian "lol"?
SacrificialToast: free pants!
pearofsalamanca: inspect!
Izandai: ah
Izandai: sexism
bananderson_: yeah I think it's the Playstation 5 meme that's bringing it to the forefront
Icebox_Blues: I mean, I laugh like that sometimes. :o
Elspeth_Tirel: Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who psps my cat
Izandai: gotcha
edgeyberzerker: My friend linked me to one with the psp logo repeated and said "when I call my cat"
Izhuark: A
Karfsma778: AAAAAAA
Probevoyages: @niccus Chrysler Crossfire?
niccus: how long has alex had mouse ears
simriel: B
SilentOptimist: it's A cube
Silver_Kn1ght: it's how k-pop stans laugh online, now people use it to make fun of vsco
korvys: Ah, you found my screaming dice
RobotInProgress: A
Omthebox: I have heard a man I used to know laugh like that, but he was trying not to laugh. so i think that isn't the same
bowsin_durrows: AAAAAa
EJGRgunner: That's not funny guys. AA is no joke.
bananderson_: my uncle kind of sounds like that when he laughs which is a hilarious contrast for exactly me
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW_TK yisss I'll be in my office
Elspeth_Tirel: Kinda?
Karfsma778: I have NO clue
tim19862: Well, that was the A block Kappa
BrowneePoints: Cuz we know it works?
Foxmar320: I just call mine by name and they come
Karfsma778: But it works
Dared00: BECAUSE CATS
Reecer6: @niccus they're cat ears actually
ContingentCat: because cat's respond to it
margieargie: "Roll 1d6" "I got an A"
lamina5432: lick purring
Karfsma778: Same!
Alness49: The cat decided, I assume
Probevoyages: the cats decided, obvs
thraximore: I don't, but I have another noise that works
TheMoatman: I've never heard someone do that before
Robot_Bones: Cuz I heard someone else do it
Diabore: i learned it from my parents
bowsin_durrows: I've never done that noice though?
Izhuark: Same
pearofsalamanca: pisspisspisspiss
DigitalSeahorse: It works
arcaneIllumination: Someone came up with it and passed it to everyone else.
TheMoatman: In my life
wertler: i feel like sksks is one of those things that no one actually said, and now people say it cause it's a meme, and it created itself
quasi79fu: the tone or pitch attracts them probably
Elspeth_Tirel: It's like a hiss kinda?
plummeting_sloth: it's the closes human equivalent to the sound of a tuna can opening
TehAmelie: it works because it sounds like prey and that's why we use it
snowcookies: cats are aware of high pitched noises
Darleysam: it's the human equivalent of the chattering noises cats make at birds
ani_laurel: I dont do the pspsps, I click my tongue
Raketon: I always assumed you were mimicing a mouse or something?
RobotInProgress: puss puss - ps ps
AHayes31: Thats the only way to call my cat.. or shake a bag of treats
Wolfstrike_NL: dogs decided, they chose to ignore it
bananderson_: ah yes, I shout the word "piss" over and over to find my cat
Loadingreadywalk: I think it comes from calling cats puss
Agi_Lily: Maybe shortening of puss puss puss?
Ganjinn: same @ani_laurel
Dog_of_Myth: I may be biased but cats are weird..
TheMoatman: I've heard people do the tongue clicky thing and the kissy thing, but not that
AdmiralMemo: I click my tongue
StageMgrRob: It's probalbly sounds like an animal russling the grass...
CaptainSpam: Cats seem to respond to 's' sounds better.
RvLeshrac: OH, so this is the schoolhouse where they keep the mannequins and wine casks.
Shadowner: ok new game
BlightningHelix: So have we gotten any clue as to how we wound up here.
pearofsalamanca: this story....so good
LbxAni: because it's ingrained in us over the years that that's the sound, and so we do it and they answer
Tanglepixie: I use a tutting noise, but then I am British.
accountmadeforants: For the record, it also works on dogs. But that's because dogs love you.
Icebox_Blues: Somehow, I think this is better than the super polished thing.
pixelatedharry: Passed through down the pages of history the immortal words of 'pspspspspspspsps'
fiftymcnasty: Contender for next Let's nope game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's guerrilla marketing from Sony
Dog_of_Myth: YES!
tim19862: :D
kassy_13: pusspusspuss pspsps
Reecer6: dog just responds to name because it's good
Ubiki: this game is nothing
DigitalSeahorse: Oh it's the mouse noise
Nyx_fire: you whistle for a dog though
Gekyouryuu: no, you'd say "treat?"
Elspeth_Tirel: It's kinda like clucking at horses, why do we cluck at them and why does it work?
wertler: cat attract: pspspspsps dog attract: OI
Lithobraker: So I thought the sksksksksk came from texting, where instead of typing haha for laughing it's faster to hit the s and the k with your thumb.
plummeting_sloth: God, my downstairs neigbhor has like 8 outdoor cats. Every night it's like 15 minutes out very loud PSPSPPSPS
Icebox_Blues: Yeah, that makes sense.
mugsi_: Oop
gelatosquid: amn I the only one that feels mildly awkward yelling "come" at dogs?
Nickiatori: @LoadingReadyRun my familys cat noise was kinda a light clicking noise with the tongue of the top of the mouth
Duckiedale594: iirc it's because cats react better to high pitched noises
ContingentCat: but cat's don't respond to just being called
DigitalSeahorse: Mice make pspsps
Mister_Skittles: i mean dogs respond to their name by coming to you, cats... dont
Bezekric: kiskiskiskis because cat is "kissa" here
AdmiralMemo: @Nickiatori Same
Reecer6: do people in non-anglo countries also do pspspspspsps, we need more insight
Silver_Kn1ght: Lithobraker I know it from kpop twitter, it's how they laugh
kusinohki: dogs don't need to be called. they just jump on you. I need something that will shoo dogs away...
seth_erickson: Pizza's on it's way seabatPjorg
AtomicAlchemical: There's a manager at my job that tries to get human's attention by doing that. It's super fucked up
Izandai: My grandparent's cat swiped at me once.
evilspoons983: @Nickiatori yeah my family does that too
Catcard: THURSTON WAFFLES
pearofsalamanca: why does every action have an exclamation point after it?
Catcard: :D
Izandai: I don't think I got hurt.
Lithobraker: is his name Poki?
Sarah_Serinde: Is it Refurb
Malacorath: my cat doesn't meow, she pripss
SnowBuddy18: @nickiatori in my family we do both
TheMoatman: Can't say I've ever heard a cat straight up scream before
LbxAni: for a sex I thought Alex just called my cat, but she was just changing windows to watch people walk by
InkyGhoast: Thurston?
DigitalSeahorse: Ever hear a mouse?
rybackgaming: Destiny calling!
plummeting_sloth: one of my GF's cat Meeps
Icebox_Blues: "The Destiny Call!"
LbxAni: oops *sec
Foxmar320: Oh yeah MySpace is great
AdmiralMemo: Graham "On a Destiny call" Stark
Dix: Ohhh MySpace
TheMerricat: Poki definitely screams
Laserbeaks_Fury: I miss hearing Myspace on stream
MrPhlip: lumina1YOWL
Bezekric: @Reecer6 not around here, no
bananderson_: That's a funny cat name
Izandai: There will be later.
kinesthetics: I've heard "pspsps" apparently sounds like rodent sounds??
Elspeth_Tirel: Myspace is chonky?
kassy_13: this game is so boring
Shadowner: Walking simulator
ContingentCat: Baxter sometimes voices opinions during BNFs
Elspeth_Tirel: Is myspace a cat now?
SacrificialToast: the shower syringes
plummeting_sloth: very very flat syringes
Izandai: ?????
offbeatwitch: ah the sewers
antonaqua: Nowhere's there... right now!
simriel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:53:17.
MrPhlip: This hole was made for us
Skajetolaf: Apart from that one jumpscare the tension seems pretty mediocre in this game
bowsin_durrows: Toooooobe
Reecer6: for plumbing
Nigouki: welcome to what abandoned buildings are actually like: looted and empty
Tedziy: what do you mean? we've found a most powerful axe along with a solid amount of books.
bananderson_: I would have enjoyed a cat named myspace even if there wasn't a reason
AdmiralMemo: MySpace is a joy
forcedreject: And this is how the game confuses "boredom" with "pacing"
IdleRed: [I'm recharging the flashlight}
pearofsalamanca: the fun cannot be halted
DigitalSeahorse: cpicsTea cpicsBoop
Elspeth_Tirel: So what's the threat here?
simriel: @MrPhlip Get in Your Hole
SquareDotCube: Tube be continued
johkmil: Is this game partially cell-shaded?
rybackgaming: oh right, Andrew called his cat MySpace... I was very confused.
Lithobraker: Oh hey, it's one of those buried chimneys they use as gun ranges in England!
Izandai: Flashlight is powerless in the face of TUUUUUBE
NarishmaReborn: it's not in a hospital. it's IN.MY.MIND
Gekyouryuu: if the game is called In. My. Mind and "there's nothing in here." I think we can connect some dots about this character.
offbeatwitch: audio cue!
Mister_Skittles: i want to call my dog shadow, not cuz its edgy, but because it will be under my feet rightbehind me all the dam time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Andy Dufrense....
Reecer6: the tube has powerful anti-dynamo magic on it
InkyGhoast: i missed the beginning of this and while i can guess the mechanism for recharging the light, i'm going with it's a pullstirng like a lawn mower
Going_Medium: Mind the gap?
Astra7525: inb4 jumpscare
kusinohki: platform 9 3/4 now?
ContingentCat: That's such a good name then, I thought it was just a weird name because Andrew would do that
RaklarLS: loading screen?
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plummeting_sloth: there's a cat in here?
Ganjinn: distant cat sounds
emmmettt: Mario theme*
Elspeth_Tirel: That sounds like the Star Trek pager sound
Probevoyages: oh no a spooky
rybackgaming: And now we're Luke harper's old tron.
CaptainSpam: Is this person ever going to finish dialing in this rotary phone???
Icebox_Blues: I'm sorry, but are flashlights that sound like revolver-barrels a thing?
Anaerin: Kids: "Internet! Internet! Internet!" Mom: "We have Internet at home!" At home: TUBE
AdmiralMemo: The name of the cat officially has InterCaps, right? MySpace?
Dumori: Gosh this game is sure spoopy... LRRYAWN
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
kassy_13: @Icebox_Blues yes, i have one
Dr_fragenstien: We went pspsps too much and summoned a ghost cat
Probevoyages: dial up flashlights
ryuhimora: @Icebox_Blues it's a dynamo flashlight
BrowneePoints: "And they were roomates"
forcedreject: