WrightJustice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (9m from now).
djalternative: aftermoon friends
djalternative: friends?
Juliamon: Sure.
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Juliamon: Let's be friends!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
ExachixKitsune: nooooooo
TXC2: !findquote excited
LRRbot: Quote #3038: "I was excited for a while, and then I saw it come out." —Ian [2016-07-23]
djalternative offers Juliamon a high five
TehAmelie: i heard there was friends
Juliamon: Welcome to FriendPoint
djalternative has apparently been left hanging
TehAmelie: Friends is off Netflix for like six months, we need real fiends as substitutes
Juliamon high fives djalternative
Juliamon: No! No fiends here!
TXC2: real Friends AKA Fraiser Kappa
djalternative: Yeah. James is working on PPR prep.
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Theros Beyond Death Pre-Prerelease will be held on 10 January 2020! For more information, see this handy graphic: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509470678496444425/664587766214164511/image0.jpg
Juliamon: I wonder how frustrated WotC were when they picked that name and realized they couldn't use #TBD
TehAmelie: what a freudian slip
TXC2: CONTACT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: Yo
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
chi7891: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: Juliamon Very I suspect
TehAmelie: "TBD? I want that. What is it?"
djalternative: FriendPoint is going live.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I would have done THD, but thats me
control_rig: Hello ChillChat
TehAmelie: yo
TXC2: hello control_rig welcome
Nigouki: wasssssuuuuuuup
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IntegerDevourer: You ready to Load and Chill
TheSpindash: The freezing point of news
incslayer: yes
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MikeSmith916: Just chillin'
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djalternative: What's the chillpoint at today? -32?
incslayer: -32 kelvin
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TXC2: TODAY!
control_rig: Today!
Foxmar320: NEWS!
incslayer: Today!
TXC2: the PH BALANCE!
Juliamon: Our favorite pH Balance!
TehAmelie: go team Hewlett-Packard
beowuuf: cool!
red_shoes_jeff: This is CHENK PONK
ninja_theory_ashrams: in other news, kudos to the producer who made the title for the 5th DragonHeart movie "DragonHeart: V engeance"
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Angnor33: Such chill! So pointy!
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TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
TehAmelie: okay pH balance is better
control_rig: Chilleck Point
DKS04Saturn: Oughta love when Paul is on the spotlight <3
Riandisa: Good afternoon, Heather & Paul
IntegerDevourer: It's on point
Laurence72: Just finished Panalysts, and now Chillpoint? LIFE IS GOOD
TheWarbo: chillp oint...ment?
TehAmelie: same news content, less formal production
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ah, that must be Melissa Detora then. Noticed the tweet with her packed bags a bit ago.
TXC2: a journalism you might say
Invitare: Optimised for funny
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Lord_Hosk: WOOOOOO heather!
SaiaseiGM: Has Paul been on The Panalysts yet?
incslayer: i saw on Discord that your changing the Checkpoint recording time
PixelArtDragon: "then we throw that version in the trash, and do it all off the cuff" Kappa
TXC2: hi Lord_Hosk
Foxmar320: This is serious news
offbeatwitch: its all a coincidence
TehAmelie: we make no apologies if comedy occurs
TXC2: SaiaseiGM I doubt it, Paul is more of a behind the camera guy
snowcookies: Paul has not been a Panalyst
Lord_Hosk: Oh nooo!! its happening already!
ninja_theory_ashrams: yes, gate pokémon behind dlc. add Micro transactions and your journey to the Darkside will be complete.
Laurence72: And Heather fails to say that with a straight face
Angreed66: The side effect is from the commentators. Both of you are hilarious.
control_rig: "Any resemblance to comedy living or dead is purely coincidental"
TXC2: LRR: Comedy that makes no apologies, sorry
EvilBadman: @ninja_theory_ashrams Pokemon from the dlc can be traded to people who don't have it
Foxmar320: Pokemon news but not much else
Lithobraker: Who's ready for Pokemon Black and Tans?
TXC2: I read that as black and trans :P
virre_: Ah decade stuff
djalternative: also, 30 dollar dlc in place of seperate 60 dollar game is a bit better imo
Juliamon: Black and Trans also valid
Nigouki: but the decade doesn't start unti- *gets shot*
djalternative: Pokemon and CES news
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PixelArtDragon: The Zero Punctuation 10 year retrospective was good
coriolis_storm: Right there with you, Nigouki lrrAWESOME
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AntiCrepuscular: chill.0
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RebekahWSD: The Monkey's Paw curled and listened
sir_jack_DB: !uptimer
sir_jack_DB: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:20.
TXC2: the Problem with Decades is that history doesn't happen in neat 10 year increments
Izandai: 'Sup nerds?
TehAmelie: in a reference to an old LRR sketch, the world took a week off making any news
UnboundLaconicity: Sure
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NovaTiempo: Prime GIFTS!
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GapFiller: !uptime
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ninja_theory_ashrams: what? no CEOs left thumb drives behind with NSFW images on them over the break?
Izandai: Well there was some Pokémon news today at the very least.
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woolynelson: Best Chillpoint of 2020!
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TXC2: ninja_theory_ashrams maybe they learned from last time?
offbeatwitch: it's pokemon time
Nigouki: there's 200 pokemon news?
Izandai: oof
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Invitare: it was mid-afternoon for me
djalternative: because it's 9:30 in New York
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TrueSkorn: lrrPAUL
Foxmar320: Just got Galar Slowpoke
dragoon3zero: i live on the west coast, it was real early for me
TXC2: 6:30 PST is like 8PM in Japan no?
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Lithobraker: They have the totally not Ireland region who has a totally not leprechaun gym leader
TXC2: por que no los dos?
Izandai: Oh right there was a Detective Pikachu game.
Izandai: I was very confused for a moment.
ninja_theory_ashrams: passes? we don't need no stinking passes! Kappa
Invitare: one pass for each game
Izandai: Basically the same way the BOTW DLC worked.
Invitare: Isle of Armour might be the Isle of Man. That or Ireland
Foxmar320: You can meet the new gym leader for your game now.
Izandai: You get a new rival in Part 1, and the rival is different depending on the version.
TXC2: that's a lot of new pokemon
djalternative: New Rival
Izandai: @Foxmar320 New rival, not new gym leader.
Foxmar320: I ran into the Sword leader when getting Slowpoke
Juliamon: aka "Shut Up About Dexit Pls"
Invitare: to be clear: That's not all NEW pokemon. It's 200 additional pokemon, some of which are new
Izandai: Also I don't think there's a new gym leader technically. They called it a "dojo" not a gym.
Lithobraker: Yeah, which British colony is the Tundra place?
itsr67: 200 new pokemon and I think we've seen like 2-3 new ones
KevinTheShark: So..... Total Pokemon of all time?......5 Billion? Right?
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:18.
Invitare: more than 2-3
PixelArtDragon: @Lithobraker Canada?
Izandai: @Invitare Oh there are new pokémon? I thought it was all old pokémon that would be new to Sw/Sh.
aWabbajack: bobrossSaved
djalternative: closer to 10 - 20 of them have been seen
itsr67: @Invitare was there more than the regis?
Izandai: I mean other than the legendaries.
Invitare: yeah
Lithobraker: @PixelArtDragon yep that works
itsr67: thought there were just the legendary birds and their new versions
Invitare: 3 legendary birds, a new legendary, a new legendary with 2 different evolutions, and at least 2 regis
djalternative: @Invitare there were more than just the regies
Foxmar320: Or trade
Invitare: ie. waaay too many legendaries
Izandai: Or just trade with other people. Like you normally do.
Invitare: RIP the 3 legendary dream
Foxmar320: I finished my Sword dex without both
ArcOfTheConclave: there is the payed dlc for the new content and free dlc that is theactual new pokemon to not break multiplayer.
itsr67: Landorus
itsr67: oh nvm kubfu
TXC2: isn't that many legendaries gonna mess up competitive?
orbitaltuna: didn't mention petting pokemon, rip me
Invitare: TXC2 Legendaries have never been banned. The big super powered ones like Mewtwo were, but Articuno level ones werent
Izandai: I assume that means it's not going to be as OP as most legendaries.
djalternative: You've always had to get both versions of the game if you wanted to get every pokemon yourself since game 1
TehAmelie: i wonder if there's a single person who just farms pokemon to trade to other players who play the opposite game. or if anyone who really wants to catch them all needs both for themselves
Izandai: @TXC2 Probably.
itsr67: It's weird for them to exclude pokemon for balance and them to include one of the most infamously competitive pokemon, Landorus
Invitare: TXC2 They should be though. Gen 7 Landorus T was literally everywhere. Smogon stats have it at 31% usage a month before SwSh
jasper_laniado: oh wait was not paying too much attention. Landorus is back
EvilBadman: It's Pokemon GUN
Izandai: Does the competitive Pokémon scene just not understand the concept of banning?
RebekahWSD: Crystal!
djalternative: Yellow, Crystal, Emerald...
Koios7: Emerald was Ruby/Sapphire
Koios7: Platinum was Diamond/Pearl
Tiber727: @TehAmelie Those people would just keep hatching eggs.
itsr67: They do, that's why Smogon exists @Izandai
DKS04Saturn: For competitive pokemon it depends on the ruling of the year. Not all legendaries are banned, some are
Invitare: Smogon understands it, but Landorus T apparently didn't warrent a ban
TheMoatman: I don't actually remember what Diamond/Pearl's was
TheMoatman: Or if there was one
Izandai: @Invitare How?
BlueMechanic: Platinum
Invitare: no idea
Koios7: It was Platinum
TheMoatman: Ah, I thought plat was earlier
TheSpindash: I DEMAND MORE POKEMON
jasper_laniado: diamond and pearl had platinum gold and silver had crystal ruby and sapphire had emerald
Juliamon: Red/Blue(Green)/Yellow, Gold/Silver/Crystal, Diamond/Pearl/Platinum
Foxmar320: Oh yeah I saw this
TheSpindash: Majora's Mask Moon is the most important Pokemon
Calaban161: Voltorb
ExachixKitsune: Science has gone too far
Invitare: no he means Ball Guy
TheMoatman: Why did they make Crystal the third for the metal games and Platinum the third for the crystal games?
TXC2: #BallGuy
Izandai: what
Izandai: I
Laurence72: Pokemon Digimon crossover when?
Izandai: what
TheMoatman: Dear god
mystery_monkey: I enjoy this checkpoint version, it's less formal and a lot more chill
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Izandai: I am not okay with this.
DKS04Saturn: Husbando Ball Guy
Juliamon: I kinda love it
jasper_laniado: oh god oh no
TehAmelie: how many years until we see pokedex id #1000? i expect pokefans know this for a certainty
Calaban161: What is that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he reminds me so much of Brad Pitts character in Burn After Reading
itsr67: the mad men did it
GDwarf: He's the mascot of the Pokemon league
Juliamon: He's basically Onomichio
Izandai: He gives you stuff when you win at the postgame tournament thing?
ExachixKitsune: 1) Ball Guy is pure and honest. 2) Why have people done this
GamesAndInk: He's not the mascot; he's a guy with a ball costume that hangs out near the Pokemon league. It's VERY weird.
Diabore: @TehAmelie at the rate its going? id say within 2 years
orbitaltuna: but what happens when you play fetch with ballguy? limesThink
TehAmelie: makes sense
Lithobraker: He gives you his balls for free!
coriolis_storm: It reminds me of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Lithobraker: Great guy
Angreed66: Are you saying pokemon aren't persons
Izandai: Wasn't there an episode of the anime where Ash got stuck in a pokéball? Or did I dream that?
djalternative: It's never happened in the anime
aiamethyst: I just had this conversation yesterday
Invitare: it is a mystery
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so the balls are okay for animals and things but not humans...
Izandai: Okay so I dreamed that. Cool.
Diabore: @TehAmelie we just hit 890 with sword and shield, and that added 80
GamesAndInk: He's a guy who shows up in costume at league arenas to hand out free balls to children. SUSPECT HIM.
Izandai: NO
SquirrelLord1111: There is a pokeball that can catch humans.
jasper_laniado: I think someone got a pokeball thrown at them and it did not work
Tiber727: I assume not, because people body block you if you try to capture another trainer's Pokemon.
TXC2: the anime would not plumb the depths of such existential horror
TheMoatman: God dammit Moonmon
Izandai: THAT IS NOT OKAY
Mal2mad: I don't?
Tithegha: oh no.....
TheMoatman: Wait no that's Digimon's name format
Invitare: NotLikeThis
Diabore: i dont like that font
SoaringDragon42: nonononono
GDwarf: Is that a reskin of Perish Song? XD
djalternative: not Lunatone?
itsr67: I mean honestly there's a lot of human-like pokemon and pokemon that are smarter than people that are able to be in pokeballs
PixelArtDragon: That's awesome
ani_laurel: oh, thats unsettling
orbitaltuna: green does try to catch you in let's go
Izandai: Probably???
doormar: I think so
TXC2: not played the game, but I can hear that picture
EvilBadman: Likely. I know it was done to Skyrim, almost immediately.
jasper_laniado: There was the Wii U mod that let you play as zelda
jasper_laniado: that was cool
Izandai: There's a Skyrim mod that puts the Majora's Mask moon in the sky. Because duh.
Laurence72: But when will we be able to play DOOM in Pokemon?
TehAmelie: Bethesda games are like a blank canvas for modders, of course
TehAmelie: or canvasses
TehAmelie: canvax?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I mean that's literally how most of Todd Howards games function.. fans modding them to run properly.
Izandai: Huh, neat.
TheSpindash: It's Zorak!
Izandai: Less neat.
Foxmar320: Nope that croc is NOPE
evilspoons983: Crocky looks awesome
Tithegha: that reminds me of the lion turtle
itsr67: that's an abomination
Tiber727: Crocky looks like green Birdo
TXC2: that crocky is on DRUGS!
Laurence72: sounds Austrailian
accountmadeforants: The black 'n white one matches the old style, at least.
evilspoons983: the Game Boy greyscale art is a bit sketchy, I will admit
BleedingToast: hello lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
Foxmar320: Ok that looks rad
GDwarf: I *love* that Farfetch'd evolution
Izandai: Back to neatness.
Tithegha: fetched madam i believe
ContingentCat: neat
Juliamon: A swan
orbitaltuna: oh i thought he turned into elton john
djalternative: do we have to call her mistress?
TXC2: it's a shield surely?
evilspoons983: is the leek growing into some sort of fungus that's taking over its brain (like those ants)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Looks like a spring onion
accountmadeforants: Oh heck, that would've been rad.
Juliamon: evilspoons983 you mean (like Parasect)
Orgmastron: Trans Pokémon??!?!?
Izandai: @Orgmastron Did you mean: The Ralts line?
Juliamon: There are tooooons of rejects
matblob: rejected by god
Izandai: That's a very good point, Paul.
jasper_laniado: To see where they really cross the line
TXC2: Trubbish cough cough
Laurence72: If teh Ice Cream Cone one made it in.....
jasper_laniado: as to what is good enough for games
Foxmar320: The key chain Pokemon
Izandai: PAUL NO the ice cream pokémon is fantastic.
evilspoons983: @Juliamon I mean, kinda, but it doesn't have that same horrible fungus antenna quality
itsr67: It's kind of amazing that we haven't seen the absolute worst designs
Laurence72: dang it Paul, just SECONDS before I finished typing it
orbitaltuna: 100 flavors of alcremie
nevermore913: so I like this discussion is there no recorded checkpoint today?
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:08.
Izandai: katesLol Love ya Heather.
Angreed66: To be fair the first gen has some garbo designs too
orbitaltuna: and you still can't put bounsweet on an alcremie
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wow Heather
djalternative: CES?
Foxmar320: LOL
Izandai: If I had a Trubbish I would name it "Your Waifu"
TXC2: nevermore913 nope, it's chilpoint today
Lord_Hosk: WOOOO boy
Juliamon: I will defend object Pokemon with my life (except Voltorb/Electrode for taking the lazy way out in evolution)
Laurence72: I don't believe you
TheSpindash: Don't lie to me. Only Pokemon things have happened.
Izandai: *gasp*
mystery_monkey: what!?!?!?!?
couldntpickausername: is this a sign of the apocalypse
banwidthraptor: a bug free fallout story color me impressed
AntiCrepuscular: math club?
Porsgaard81: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (25m ago).
Izandai: @Juliamon What about Grimer/Muk? Or Doduo/Dodrio? Or Magnetite/Magneton?
Foxmar320: Naturally you trap everything
orbitaltuna: a deathclaw pinata
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:29.
Foxmar320: Oh no
mystery_monkey: oh no
TXC2: "cut your butt off if you want to live, also Greg it's so good to see you!"
evilspoons983: there is some kind of hum in the stream audio
itsr67: is this Daganronpa?
Juliamon: Izandai Those aren't really object-mons, except I guess Mag, but it makes sense that a magnet would become more magnets, moreso that "ball turned upside-down"
AntiCrepuscular: And the answer is NOT 0451
Foxmar320: hahaa
AntiCrepuscular: flagrant disregard for game design convention ;)
Juliamon: (and Magnezone can fuck right off)
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
Laurence72: The Paul signal has been lit!
AntiCrepuscular: EZ math + fire = hard math
Close_Calls: "Math gets harder when youre on fire" Heather 2020
banwidthraptor: haelleFine haelleFine haelleFine
itsr67: that's a good quote
Izandai: @Juliamon I'm talking about the lack of creativity involved in "extra head", "three of them", and "bigger angrier pile of sludge"
doormar: CurseLit
Izandai: @Juliamon Diglett/Dugtrio also did the "three of them" thing.
TXC2: ah like life Kappa
Juliamon: Izandai And I specificed I was only defending object mons
Lord_Hosk: Some of these traps are good and imaginative, some of these are just annoying.
endoforder: lrrCHKN
mystery_monkey: lrrDILLY lrrWOW lrrDILLY lrrWOW lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
Close_Calls: @itsr67 right?
Izandai: @Juliamon Ah, I getcha.
Angreed66: IRL fire doesn't killl immediately either
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:01.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (28m ago).
Close_Calls: who can do quotes in here?
mystery_monkey: tis good
Arikell: So they're a very angry math teacher?
GapFiller: welcome back Paul
PixelArtDragon: That sounds like a genuinely wholesome player creating the content
itsr67: you think it's a teacher who wants to let off some steam?
endoforder: murder for fun
nevermore913: I remember that
BrindleBoar: yeah, the key to unlocking your inner potential is digging a key out of your liver
tergonis: he's technically not lying
Izandai: What do you mean "the" Saw movie, Heather?
AntiCrepuscular: itsr67 the creator of the traps works in IT :D
TheMoatman: No, that's actually sort of his idea
TXC2: it was downplayed after the 5th one
Lord_Hosk: a lot of the "traps" like this are just hallways and stairways that switch back and look the same, and then at the end, are really big falls
TheMoatman: More punishing people for crimes and stuff though
mercano82: If by "self improvement" you mean weight loss, and by "weight loss" you mean the removal of appendages....
Izandai: I think there's 7.
m_logan2000: like 8
TheMoatman: Or "punishing" people for "crimes"
ArcOfTheConclave: The Sae IP?
ArcOfTheConclave: *saw
nevermore913: and another saw is coming
TXC2: I wonder if they're FNV fans? Kappa
GDwarf: They cover foods in curry?
BrindleBoar: god, FO76 is such a mess
evilspoons983: the Saw franchise is currently: 9 movies, a prequel short film, and two video games. And a bunch of haunted houses.
Izandai: Fallout gonna Fallout
djalternative: they're escro?!?! @LoadingReadyRun
Lord_Hosk: Yeah Money has weight... at least bobbypins dont have weight anymore
TXC2: Hello Beej
Foxmar320: Beej!
tergonis: henlo the beej
AntiCrepuscular: welcome!
ThorSokar: Beej!
Izandai: lrrBEEJ
doormar: lrrBEEJ
sir_jack_DB: Purple!
TheWarbo: itsabeej
Koios7: Just do the store credit glitch; it's probably still in the game
ContingentCat: hey a Beej!
incslayer: Hey Beej
nevermore913: hello Beej
orbitaltuna: it has to do with the power/price inflation curves games use to gate advancement
AmoriLinguae: nice shirt Beej!
TheSpindash: Beej, tell us all about Fallout!
TehAmelie: hi Beej
SoaringDragon42: pretty shirt!
mystery_monkey: it's a beej lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Riandisa: Good afternoon, Beej
mercano82: It's-a Beej, Mario!
red_shoes_jeff: Experience BEEJ!
GapFiller: evening Beej
sir_jack_DB: that's a nice shirt, Beej :)
TheMoatman: Did someone pull off an EVE-level heist?
LloydWallace: I don't like long sleeves but I want that shirt because it's such a pretty color
Izandai: ???
Foxmar320: wat
PixelArtDragon: I'm wondering how Beej is processing the flamethrower bit without the context from before
doormar: adopt the puppers
ani_laurel: thats clever
ContingentCat: Has Jo being playing Fallout?
Izandai: This sounds more like a pet store.
TXC2: Adopt a deathclaw, what could wrong? Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: Adopt a Rad Rat today
mystery_monkey: lrrDILLY lrrHAM lrrSACK
djalternative: mmo's are great because of these people
AntiCrepuscular: fluffy deathclaw!
mystery_monkey: lrrFINE
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Juliamon: I want a pet radroach...
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
doormar: do they give them ridiculous names?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
BathtubKraken: This is the best news :D
TXC2: "no no, Put the mailman down!"
BathtubKraken: It's so wholesome I love it
TheMoatman: I'm sure that the five people still playing Fallout 76 are very excited
AWildTransgirlAppeared: You don't say? lol
AntiCrepuscular: A deathclaw is not just for Christmas
Izandai: Don't gift someone a responsibility.
TehAmelie: by the way if anyone saw that story about people stealing a dog from a homeless man, it has a happy ending: he got the dog back and they're in jail
Izandai: Unless they explicitly want it.
ContingentCat: Unless you've discussed it before,\
wildpeaks: oh yeah people would definitely buy that
Izandai: @TehAmelie You mean the people who stole the dog are in jail, right?
Stoffern: Maybe some horse armor
Niallator3000: horse armour flash backs
sir_jack_DB: One Size Fits Horse
Lord_Hosk: No horses... two headed cows
wildpeaks: but does it have pockets
ContingentCat: I don't know, my cat is pretty tamed but I don't want to try dressing him up, that sounds like a dangerous time
TXC2: Rad stags are the closest thing to horses
ArcOfTheConclave: 80$ radroach booties?
Feminine_Desires: Not counting Fortnite?
Feminine_Desires: Not counting Overwatch?
wildpeaks: or even pubg ?
TXC2: surely HND is new IP and did well?
Black5parrow: How come ive never heard of this game
TXC2: *HZD
Koios7: Sea of Zzzs, more like
TheMoatman: Apex Legends is Titanfall universe
GapFiller: is Fork Knife this gen?
GapFiller: or last gen?
evilspoons983: it's definitely on Windows 10
Bobtheninjagoldfish: THEIR most sucessful or THE most sucessful cause those are 2 very different things
Lord_Hosk: it was free too
Black5parrow: wAit whats an ip lol
red2wedge: intellectual property
GapFiller: good question what counts as an intellectual property?
nevermore913: they added a lot
endoforder: aka franchise
GapFiller: it feels theres quilifiers here
GapFiller: theres more to it than just creating a new thing
Izandai: It's not a Fallen London property, people.
TheMoatman: Sed of Zs
Koios7: woo, LRR noticed me :D
TXC2: like Dragon Ball Zed Kappa
wildpeaks: Izandai :D
evilspoons983: Jay Zed and Beyonce
mistborn83: why do English and Brits call Z zedd
GapFiller: because we know how to pronounce words properly
evilspoons983: why do americans call it zee
Lithobraker: Hahahahahahaha no.
wildpeaks: it's "out"
Zephyr256k: It's basically in early access
TheMerricat: "Tech Demos".
Zephyr256k: It's not really that complicated
TXC2: mistborn83 because that's what the letter is
GamesAndInk: It's in alpha... not feature complete.
wildpeaks: shroedinger's game
ThorSokar: It's in the "stop asking questions" mode
Juliamon: mistborn83 it's closer to the original 'zeta'
azureHaights: sergeScopeCreep
GapFiller: ah feature creep
GapFiller: the finest of flavours
ThorSokar: Feature Creep: The Game
chris365: sergeScopeCreep sergeScopeCreep sergeScopeCreep
TheMoatman: I missed what game you were talking about, but I am 100% sure it's Star Citizen
Kazman20a: it's beta, now we have two star systems... if only every other quest wouldn't break
GapFiller: mmm delicious feature creep
evilspoons983: Squadron 42 was part of Star Citizen from day 1...
TheMoatman: Also they're very nearly broke
Amentur: Squadron 42 is the single player part of the whole project
TheMoatman: And had to get bailed out last year
incslayer: yea its the Campaign
Kazman20a: it could be read either way when you read the contract
GapFiller: TheMoatman are there other games out there subject to the same level of delicious feature creep
TheMoatman: The most expensive video game ever
TXC2: are we still sure Star Citizen isn't just one big ponzi scheme?
GapFiller: ?
Lithobraker: The rate of scope is increasing significantly higher than the rate of feature completion.
mistborn83: I am not trying to be difficult but that still doesnt make sense. I need to do further research
evilspoons983: @TXC2 I mean, there's functional 'game' at the moment
TheMoatman: GapFiller most games aren't intentionally scamming people, so no
douevenply: Big brain plays
PixelArtDragon: But at that point, why complete the game?
Zephyr256k: Crytek is just trying (probably unsuccessfully) to recoup the escrowed funds for Star-Citizen's legal fees they were forced to put up.
ThorSokar: So, they're never going to sue them, got it
TheMoatman: Okay, it *might* have been unintentional scamming
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jessieimproved: Their plan all along?
Kazman20a: except they have licenced the engine they use , lumberyard from amzaon
Kirgo: Its simple. Sue everyone. Gotta win something eventually.
evilspoons983: the weird part is that they switched from CryEngine to Amazon Lumberyard which ... is CryEngine?!
endoforder: Most they could do is CnD
ContingentCat: and lawyres spinning their wheels is expensive
Lord_Hosk: and yet they are "selling access" to it via early access but not "selling the game" is the issue its a 7th layer of scam
TheMerricat: The thing is folks, the licensing for Cryengine was a promotion for Crytech, so even if they move to Lumberyard, and even if Lumberyard is based on CryEngine, it's not promoting Crytech, which is what they are upset over.
TheMoatman: If you were one of the people who spent tens of thousands of dollars on the game, sorry.
Izandai: Squadron 69
ContingentCat: katesNice
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Nice
teh_v: ^
Feminine_Desires: ScopeCreep
GapFiller: oh yeh saw this
Izandai: Oh, yeah, that's totally not a Switch.
GapFiller: serial numbers filed off ofc
Foxmar320: Oh this thing
evilspoons983: I paid $40 like five years ago and I'm perfectly happy, the folks who've "bought" expensive ships for hundreds of dollars are basically the same as spending $$$ on crystals in mobile games or whatever
ContingentCat: ok does UFO stand for something else as well?
GapFiller: totally 100% authentically filed off serial numbers
TheMoatman: They do show off real stuff, it just gets ignored because it's all incremental stuff
TheMoatman: Or not actually for consumers
incslayer: thats clearly not a switch
ThorSokar: Also, the CPU and the RAM in the thing cost more than a switch
NimrodXIV: legally not a Switch
Lithobraker: How long until Fortnite just happens to include star citizen in an update?
Foxmar320: Oh the knock off Switch is amazing
snowcookies: Smitch the snitch
Pal_Friendpatine: It looks like an Xbox Switch
couldntpickausername: there's been attempts at things like this for a while for PC games, I remember Razer had made something like it a while back
Traion: Like the button configuration is the exact same as the switch
TXC2: Smitch by Sorny
TheMoatman: You could definitely cram a good processor in there but yeah
TheMoatman: And heat would probably be an issue
TheMoatman: Oh yep
ContingentCat: I bet on both
nevermore913: indie machine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it thicc
Izandai: @Traion Nuh-uh! It's got a D-pad! Totally different! /s
evilspoons983: I mean, to be fair, there are gamepads for PCs that have EXACTLY the same layout as Xbox pads
teh_v: That's what he said???
TXC2: X-BAWKS HUEG
wildpeaks: might as well get an ipad then ?
Traion: @izandai so a Switch Lite ;)
TheMoatman: evilspoons983 you mean like that one on the screen?
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint+ (Graham, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 01:00 PM PST (47m ago).
TheMoatman: Aww they changed images
Izandai: @Traion katesLol
accountmadeforants: For what it's worth, I would immediately buy a Switch with a 10" screen.
Traion: If this thing has any power cooling will be a major issue
accountmadeforants: The current Switch being so teeny and having such piddly buttons is the only thing holding me back.
nevermore913: it looks like a big switch
TheMerricat: I'd buy a Switch XL.
PixelArtDragon: Is there an argument to be made for that the Switch officially can only run the Switch operating system that something that runs a different OS is sufficiently different?
Tiber727: Yeah, I had to buy a Pro controller for Switch. And TBF, the Pro controller is really good.
nevermore913: even with the controllers detaching
AmoriLinguae: I can imagine it's a grey area, but the buttons are very similarly placed between some controllers
Traion: It is identical including the 4 small buttons. I'm looking at my Switch Lite for comparison right now
TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon how well did that work for Samsung when Apple went for them
TheMoatman: PixelArtDragon depends on what patents they have
Izandai: I finally got a Pro Controller because my left Joy-Con has started to drift.
Tiber727: So basically it's a WiiU?
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat I'm not familiar with that, what happened?
evilspoons983: Steam Remote Play works great on my phone with a bluetooth controller
accountmadeforants: It lets you play Magic Arena on your iPad, so yeah.
Izandai: Hang on, what's the point of playing PC games without a mouse and keyboard?
TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon sorry, should have said. Apple went after Samsung maybe a decade ago now saying their phones looked too much like an iPhone, wrecked them.
evilspoons983: @Izandai running Forza on my phone with a GTX 1080?
Traion: @pixelartdragon it was a giant lawsuit war based on stupid American patent stuff like "design patents" and software patents
Izandai: Okay that's fair.
Dared00: even FPSes run with controllers on PC
sir_jack_DB: let's not shit on controllers for just "not bveing a mouse and keyboard"
asddsa28: i did and i love it
EvilBadman: ready to buy 5, Paul?
Jorge4hg: not in a million years
GapFiller: new and exciting Kappa
Kirgo: It is simple?
sir_jack_DB: please, it's getting old
GapFiller: FIVE PS5'S
Izandai: I don't get it.
Kirgo: Straightforward to the pont?
GDwarf: Sony hasn't changed the logo font since the PS3
RoastedGravy: So, 5 PS5’s when?
teh_v: Ain't broke, don't fix
nevermore913: 5 PS5s in he fall right?
GDwarf: It should've been in Chiller
nevermore913: *the
Pal_Friendpatine: P55? PSS?
accountmadeforants: Who was responsible for that 5?
Jorge4hg: a black box probably
Tiber727: I like the Twitter joke where a guy did his redesign. He took the PS2 logo, and flipped the "2" vertically.
Pal_Friendpatine: P5S?
Izandai: Are people having a laugh about the logo looking exactly like what we expected it to look like? Why is that funny?
wildpeaks: PS One
evilspoons983: also, it will ALSO be an AMD x86-64 APU just like the new Xbox and previous Xbox and PS4 so *shrug*
Nigouki: bring back the spirder-man font
RoastedGravy: Playstation X.
TheSpindash: PlayStation 5.0 Premiere Edition
Laserbeaks_Fury: PS Alpha Turbo
endoforder: psV
RoastedGravy: Get them speedrunners in a twist.
wildpeaks: PS V
ContingentCat: or the PS7 just to mess with people
gurkepro: Ps One would make for a bad LRR Video
Traion: @izandai because they made a big thing about revealing the new logo
GDwarf: Izandai: Because it's identical to the old logos, which is actually pretty unusual, and probably didn't call for a big announcement. :P
ThorSokar: "Everyone Liked That"
nevermore913: PlayStation Infinite
Izandai: @Traion Oh. Yeah, that's dumb.
Lithobraker: Call it PS 4.5 cowards Kappa
GapFiller: !uptime
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GapFiller: !next
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Foxmar320: Call it the PS4 2
nevermore913: PS 4+1
Lord_Hosk: Like... calling it the PS 6 7 and 8 and having the logo look like that... is GOOD to me... why would you complain about that?
RoastedGravy: I mean, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
SquirrelEarl: PS Epsillon
therisingtithes_: PS Zexal
ContingentCat: I mean it's boring not being something different but at the same time consistency is nice
korvys: ready for that 5 PS5s sketch
TheSpindash: I await the new LRR logo.
TheMoatman: Boy am I glad the boomerang controller failed
KevinTheShark: The PlayStation Hex!
gelatosquid: well they made it bigger, which was a godsend
evilspoons983: there's already a PS4 and PS4 Pro, so it could just be the PS4 Pro Pro
Izandai: @sir_jack_DB My point wasn't that controllers suck. There are kinds of games where a mouse and keyboard would suck (Zeldas, for instance). I just forget that you can connect controllers to computers because that's not at all how I game.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The souch pad may be a sceen
red_shoes_jeff: So when does Five PS5s come out?
wildpeaks: Pro²
accountmadeforants: I still think it's stupid how the Playstation logo is basically two logos. Their old one, and then their more modern one right beside it.
RoastedGravy: @Lord_Hosk Not a lot of salt to pass around these days, I guess. *shrug*
ninja_theory_ashrams: haptic
Dared00: force feedback triggers
Lithobraker: Should have skipped 5 and just released the PS6
Dared00: Xbox One already has that
ThorSokar: Everyone does already like the PS4 controller a lot, would seem foolish to mess with that
nevermore913: haptic triggers
RoastedGravy: I enjoy the PS4 and 5 logo.
RoastedGravy: Nice, consistent quality.
TheMoatman: Analog triggers really started in the 360/ps3 gen
GDwarf: They did say they're going to have variable resistance on the triggers
Laurence72: I'm still sad they didn't do a "I have 360 X Box 360s"
RoastedGravy: Really, the only true oddball logo was the old PS3 logo. Good ol’ Spiderman machine.
Tiber727: @TheMoatman Gamecube had the best analog triggers. Change my mind.
RoastedGravy: Eh.
evilspoons983: did the PS3->PS4 controller improve the force feedback? the xbox one triggers have fancier ffb than a 360
RoastedGravy: The GameCube controller design was perfect.
TheMerricat: In 2020 Linus Torvalds goes super sayain and in the resulting melee, destroys Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft's headquarters. All computers made following this are based on Linux Mint or Debian, the only two approved OS. All hail the year of the Linux Desktop. All hail the year of the Linux Gaming Console. All hail Linux! :-P
GDwarf: I think Switch triggers are digital, yeah
Izandai: @RoastedGravy It only had one bumper.
Pal_Friendpatine: The company that made the Basslet, one of the greatest
RoastedGravy: The analog stick was fine. Not great, but…fine.
couldntpickausername: one thing I'd love to get past is every time I google "does x game support controllers" the first response in the forum thread I find always being "keyboard and mouse are the proper way to game"
Foxmar320: I want the Sims 4 Tiny Houses pack
Izandai: @RoastedGravy *shoulder button
qopfkakitrainis: <message deleted>hello im rich apparently
RoastedGravy: @Izandai Why would you need any more than two bumpers? Kappa
Gekyouryuu: aaaagh! F**KING twitch NEVER tells me checkpoint is on anymore
Black5parrow: Extra Mappable triggers
evilspoons983: @couldntpickausername definitely not in racing games
red_shoes_jeff: I'm gonna put this out there right now: If the PS9 ISN'T a scale model of Terrok Nor, I'm leaving Sony behind forever.
Izandai: @RoastedGravy heh
RoastedGravy: LUL
Black5parrow: Patents for the new duelshocks came out
TheSpindash: The Sims: Moving Back In With Your Parents
accountmadeforants: I've been making Tiny Houses for my Sims for ages. You know, 1x1, no doors or windows.
ItIsVey: Waiting for Sims: Renting A Shared Room
Foxmar320: There are some really cool tiny house builds on the Sims marketplace already
Pal_Friendpatine: The company that made the Basslet is teaming up to take their extremely advanced haptic feedback to game controllers and other tech*. I am very excited
Riandisa: The tiny house pack is really tempting me to get The Sims
teh_v: Look I almost had to buy a tiny house, go away tiny houses I want my escapism
RoastedGravy: Also, new Pokémon content wassup.
qopfkakitrainis: <message deleted>1 ssi check time pok fairson rail
qopfkakitrainis: <message deleted>LUL
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun they are adding compact stuff, like murphy bed.
Foxmar320: Tiny lot = 100 block limit
incslayer: the houses are only 100 tiles
djalternative: @Riandisa if you haven't already baught in, don't. Stay pure.
Riandisa: House decorating in FFXIV is pretty much tiny house design already
qopfkakitrainis: <message deleted>ohhh they dewwd him? hava
Nigouki: all "new" furnitur options coming in Sims: Craigslist
qopfkakitrainis: <message deleted>so gay
Laserbeaks_Fury: like 10x10?
Izandai: @qopfkakitrainis Are you okay?
djalternative: 10 x 10, 25 x 4...
PixelArtDragon: They know their audience
ThorSokar: Not even remotely how those work, also sounds like Murphy Beds are the only thing they currently have actually working
GapFiller: who doesnt love Transformers
djalternative: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: our friend TQ has made some incredible things in Sims 4. a lot of it seems to involve mods that allow items to be placed independent of tiles
TheSpindash: Transformers: Beds in Disguise
slothking123456778: Hey excited for my first live stream, used to only watched you guys on youtube
Laserbeaks_Fury: The refrigerator slides down and becomes a shower
AntiCrepuscular: :D
djalternative: verticle space is far too unused in many homes
Nigouki: ooooooooh, hikki rooms would be amazing
TXC2: hello slothking123456778 welcome
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie I thought that was just a cheat code, did 4 actually need mods to do that?
TehAmelie: i don't know
AntiCrepuscular: Laserbeaks_Fury autowash?
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah
Foxmar320: Yeah they can't move furniture
Pal_Friendpatine: @laserbeaks_fury I want one of those ever since seeing it in The Fifth Element. I still wonder how it physically works. And autowash
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Have you ever seen the modders who have been reimplementing the scrapped multiplayer features to Sims4?
TheSpindash: It's a good thing they can't move furniture. They'd definitely die if they tried.
ContingentCat: maybe this means there will be certain furnature they can do things with in specific ways
Foxmar320: The murphy bed can be put away
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun essentially the bed becomes a pathway instead of a blockage in the room
armann24: the Murphy bed looks like shelf's
evilspoons983: the sims pathing AI has never been particularly smart
mrbzoomer: Beej, ive been watching the anime about the 7 teenage genius kids. Im really enjoying it
armann24: @LoadingReadyRun l
wildpeaks: House Flippers wasn't played on stream, no ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's just Tetris
Laurence72: How does Murphy feel about all these other people usinghis bed though?
TheSpindash: The Sims: Happy Home Academy?
TehAmelie: i want a mod that makes your sims notice your editing their houses and bend their lives to trying to please you
ContingentCat: I sometimes wonder how many people with Murphy beds end up doing that and just leave it
Foxmar320: I love the Sims pathing. They get stuck on everything
armann24: @LoadingReadyRun look up paralives
TXC2: wildpeaks maybe on a W+P ?
zuuuuuuul: Hello <3
quasi79fu: oh youre live cool
seth_erickson: How chill is it in here don't want to get to cold.
wildpeaks: I doubt it, Alex never played it
TXC2: wildpeaks I think it was the one Paul and Heather did with Molly
Laserbeaks_Fury: hideaways
far2muchsarcasm: wall bed
badpandabear: The Sims: Unfuck this House
GapFiller: lots of things are technically brands tbf
eternalaje: HeyGuys HeyGuys
Reecer6: surprise beds
TehAmelie: we call them unfolding beds
GapFiller: Sellotape
djalternative: @TehAmelie as a heavy sims mod player, I can tell you that it would be called "dieties and devotion"
ContingentCat: transformer beds
TheSpindash: Deathbed (copyright)
GapFiller: Hoover
RaemonDamon: hideaways
Kykiwi: sneaky beds
TheMerricat: House Flippers really isn't garbage day material.
ThorSokar: Hideaway is the word I know
GapFiller: the list goes on
TehAmelie: cool cool
wildpeaks: ohh, then I need to find this VOD
eternalaje: Murphy Bed ?
quasi79fu: oh this is gaming news have they talked about the Trials of Mana Remake?
Izandai: There's also fold-out couches.
evilspoons983: wall bed, pull-down bed, fold-down bed are the "bathroom tissue"
Lithobraker: Maybe they're being payed to feature Murphy beds
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:39.
seth_erickson: hideaway is the name I've alwaysed us
TXC2: the ones that go up like in the fifth Element Kappa
seth_erickson: used*
Laurence72: Can you pet the pets though?
drcanonball: Did you talk about pokemon dlc?
Nigouki: In 1989, the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit ruled that the term "Murphy Bed" had entered common usage so thoroughly that it was no longer eligible for trademark protection.[6][7]
Laserbeaks_Fury: Neopets should have had that
seth_erickson: Beautiful
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I hope bethesda supports these people in some official way
Laurence72: Send them to a good home up north in teh country?
TehAmelie: suck it, Murphy. you don't own beds
mtvcdm: Hello
GapFiller: presumably that same bit of legislation covers stuff like Sellotape or Hoover
TXC2: hello mtvcdm welcome
TheSpindash: Touch their faces
mtvcdm: I have just arrived from having seen Cats. I have made horrible decisions in my life.
Juliamon: You can play with them but not touch. We were spoiled by SuMo
Laurence72: Let me per my Wooloos? My whole team of level 50 Wooloos!!
eternalaje: but they like it so much Paul
TXC2: GapFiller yeap, also Keelnex and Biro
Invitare: you can feed Galar Slowpoke, Slowpoke Tail curry
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vindaloo is totally a pokemon
Traion: SuMo had petting. I spent a lot of time petting round birb
GapFiller: mtvcdm terribly sorry anything we can do to help?
TehAmelie: hmm how many pokemon can you have as pets in The Sims? i'm gonna guess all of them
GapFiller: a survival blanket perhaps?
TheSpindash: The whale pokemon sifts for krill in the curry.
Izandai: The thing is Paul, Wailord is not the size of a Wailord.
ContingentCat: that makes sense, you don't want to feed your eevee and snorlax the same amount
KevinTheShark: Curry. Guaranteed to turn any Pokemon into a fire type
seth_erickson: Wailord is great
AWildTransgirlAppeared: !next
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Invitare: Wailord also isn't the largest pokemon anymore
AlienNanobots: that got dark
ContingentCat: Massive stew pot
Black5parrow: Screw f76 tho?
asddsa28: no gen 4
Nigouki: It's 11 o'clock, do YOU know where your pokemon are?
Lord_Hosk: you gave them berries
Marcanius: Poffins
TheMerricat: Did we talk about people urinating on Conan O'Brien's house in Death Stranding?
Foxmar320: Sun and Moon you could give them berries
quasi79fu: no you could feed them berries and candy before
Koios7: pokeblocks, poffins
GapFiller: speaking of Pokemon want to the Pokemon Centre in London when it was open
Izandai: As early as gen 3 you could feed them.
sorceress966: Pokeblocks in gen 3?
seth_erickson: what Pokemon has outclassed wailord
Invitare: there were pokeblocks in Gen 3
GapFiller: just putting that out there
Juliamon: They could eat beans in SuMo
PixelArtDragon: They were fed in the show!
djalternative: no. you've been able to feed them for a while
TXC2: well you could give them vitamins, that's like food right? Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: You could trhow apples at pokemon in Snap
Lord_Hosk: dont you give them candy?
KevinTheShark: Candy?
asddsa28: Pokeblocks in gen 3 is a thing
samubtdp1985: is there a lrr mtg tonight
sorceress966: wait yeah gen 2 they had berries as holdable items
Laurence72: You could always give them Rare Candies
TXC2: !next
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Juliamon: samubtdp1985 probably not! PPR prep is underway
seth_erickson: you can give them candies too
Dix: :O
TheSpindash: Beej, that's a very different pouch under their leg
TXC2: IT'S DIX !
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GapFiller: evening Dix
wildpeaks: hey dix
GapFiller: congrats to yr and Ocean
Izandai: They don't eat food off the ground that's gross.
red_shoes_jeff: They've been eating Berries(tm) from the moment we could give them things to hold.
Dix: Julie Has Had Enough Of Your Shit
Traion: @samubtdp1985 based on past experience there is like a 40% chance of an impromptu LRRMtG. Keep an eye on your notifications
Lord_Hosk: take care of your pets... and put them in cute outfits right heather?
GapFiller: cheer500 and given its been a full year away a little something for that missing time
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Izandai: @red_shoes_jeff The thing is, they eat the berries, but they never seem to actually consume the berries...
PixelArtDragon: !next
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Black5parrow: U can give ur pokemon berries in a game to increase happiness i think
Dix: That harddrive thing might be interesting
djalternative: We've physically fed them poffins before
Dix: S U R P R I S E! Schedule switch
TXC2: EARLIER CHECKPOINT HYPE
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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Black5parrow: In i think alpha sapphire u can feed ur pokemon
Izandai: katesLol
TheMerricat: Tired of James chasing you out of the studio?
GapFiller: oh CheckPoint Time
GapFiller: I've missed this
TheSpindash: It's Twitch's fault
ContingentCat: yup, you can set your clocks by checkpoint
TheSpindash: Never the host's
Porsgaard81: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian dissembles some hard drives.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (2:52 from now).
Izandai: Welcome to Paul's House Of Lies
GapFiller: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
quasi79fu: i have gaming question Where is Dead Island 2
AntiCrepuscular: Wait, since when did Paul get a House of Lies?
NonjaBiru: Checkpoint is never late, it arrives when it's meant to be
GapFiller: CheckPoint Time is like Shellac Time is like Blizzard Time
Lucien0451: Sounds great!
TheMerricat choses DOUBT
TXC2: !findquote lies
LRRbot: Quote #3288: "Foam doesn't get tired. Foam just lies there. What does it have to get tired about?" —Paul [2016-08-22]
AntiCrepuscular: I thought Ian and Heather had the HoL franchise locked down!
chi7891: I like this plan!
GapFiller: we all remember the good old days of CP+ being a full hour late
Izandai: ?????
ContingentCat: oh no
snowcookies: It sounds like a mess
ThorSokar: Did Paul figure out a human-computer brain interface that doesn't suck?!?!
quasi79fu: skynet is real!!!!!!!!
evilspoons983: that sounds like it'll be awesome
Sarah_Serinde: It's gonna be so racist
TXC2: Yeap that can't go wrong AT ALL :P
Dix: Literally AWESOMEO from South Park
Sarah_Serinde: Among other things
djalternative: No! Keep producers and casting directors fed!
GDwarf: It's a system designed to keep making movies as insipid and "safe" as possible
TheMerricat: And this is absolutely not an example of why Checkpoint is moving back an hour. :-P
wildpeaks: oh wow I found the VOD, and not only did I watch it before, now I recall I was even there during the stream :D
ContingentCat: Prepare for some REALLY white straight movies
Sarah_Serinde: Feed it with biased info, get a biased algorithm
Laserbeaks_Fury: And then it kicks out a wooden ball like Minority Report
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde sexist too I wager
GapFiller: <message deleted>heres an Engadget: https://www.engadget.com/2020/01/08/warner-bros-ai-movie-decisions-cinelytic/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvLnVrL3VybD9zYT10JnJjdD1qJnE9JmVzcmM9cyZzb3VyY2U9d2ViJmNkPTUmdmVkPTJhaFVLRXdqaTRlNkh4UGZtQWhVelVoVUlIVEdNQVFZUUZqQUVlZ1FJQVJBQiZ1cmw9aHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZ3d3cuZW5nYWRnZXQuY29tJTJGMjAyMCUyRjAxJTJGMDglMkZ3YXJuZXItYnJvcy1haS1tb3ZpZS1kZWNpc2lvbnMtY2luZWx5dGljJTJGJnVzZz1BT3ZWYXcyLUt3anhhX1hjVml4a3RwZzE0VHJG&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEyLpi3lc6Uou658qRogW_aBI
TheSpindash: The AI says your DC films need to be darker, more serious, and be merged with the Fantastic Beasts series.
Traion: @gapfiller bad link
EvilBadman: Jon Favraeu built the MCU in a CAVE with a BOX OF RDJ.
Dix: Garbage In, Garbage Out... the classic computer axiom
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 Yeah I couldn't be bothered to list all the ists that it would be :P
Juliamon: May wanna fix that link.
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde fair
Lord_Hosk: All known actors and remakes
ninja_theory_ashrams: ai can't tell you what you didn't know you wanted
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun House of Cards was famously made because pepole liked Kevin Spacey and also Political Dramas
GDwarf: Also, WB casting is sexist and racist. Not consciously, perhaps, but it is. The AI will codify that and let them dodge responsibility for it.
GapFiller: there we go thats better
red_shoes_jeff: What I'm hearing, is that WB is gonna go bankrupt in about a dozen movies.
GapFiller: sorry abt that first time
PixelArtDragon: Extrapolation will only work well if the data you have already is definitely good
EvilBadman: We'
Driosenth: Trust the AI, The AI can do no wrong
TXC2: also Disney is just gonna use that de-aging CGI stuff FOREVER now
evilspoons983: except they can fire a bunch of people if there's a computer doing it, theoretically
GapFiller: yeh its weird Disney isnt doing this
EvilBadman: We'll get to see the answer to the question "How is our AI racist for not greenlighting non-white actors???"
atlantisascend: First time watching LRR live. Love you guys and looking forward to the PPR tomorrow!
wildpeaks: "what's going to bring the most money for as little investment as possible"
evilspoons983: (that may not be a bad thing - extraneous cruft)
TXC2: hello atlantisascend welcome
incslayer: but if we use realistic settings in movies people might have realistic expectaitons think of what that might do!
aerobeing: "Made for AI by AI"
jdkirkham03: Someone has to run program to make the cgi
mtvcdm: In before the algorithm orders five consecutive movies in which all the characters are Michigan J. Frog.
PixelArtDragon: Disney doesn't need to do this because it's already making so much money that the optimization isn't necessary
djalternative: @red_shoes_jeff movies have always been about a 1 to 10 shot. Meaning that for every one you make money on you lose money on 10 of them
Tiber727: @GapFiller I agree. Disney is already making the safest movies possible. May as well save on employees.
TheMerricat: The problem with AI, even with a robust database, is it leads to stagnation in decision making. It assumes one correct decision is the only one available.
Sarah_Serinde: Lots of examples of AI systems discriminating about marginalized folks. Like dismissing the resumes of really qualified people
Lord_Hosk: djalternative Yeah, but Star Wars was made inspite of the studio saying "no one wants a space movie and you have to cast known leads"
GapFiller: bai Beej
red_shoes_jeff: Welp, guess we better start practicing. *ahem* "I LOVE FRIEND COMPUTER..."
evilspoons983: saying "AI" runs something now is like putting a TURBO badge on something in the 80s
ContingentCat: bye Beej
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian dissembles some hard drives.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (2:48 from now).
TXC2: Bye Beej
GapFiller: PPR HYPE
ContingentCat: Yayy TTSF!
djalternative: possible lrrmtg. no guarentees.
TheSpindash: Eat the hard drive to gain its power.
TheMoatman: He's gaining their powers
TXC2: he's gonna feast on their courage
TemporallyAwry: Ya get really cool coasters out of it too.
ThorSokar: He said he wants the magnets, also, related, have band-aids READY
TXC2: their rich, tasty courage
TheMoatman: I mean, you *can* reassemble hard drives
ani_laurel: you can hurt yourself
TheMoatman: It's just generally not gonna work again
aerobeing: I've watched a Linus video about a data recovery company. It's very fascinating.
TheSpindash: It's difficult to disassemble a safe.
PixelArtDragon: Hard drives are built in clean rooms, I don't think they'll work properly when reassembled
EvilBadman: Disassemble Vs. Break
AntiCrepuscular: Ian conceals his feelings for hard drives?
TheMoatman: TheSpindash you just don;t have enough explosives
ThorSokar: The magnets in modern hard drives are extremely powerful
wildpeaks: hammer is the TAS speedrun
eternalaje: NO DIssasemble!! Johnny 5 is ALIVE!
TheMerricat: No Disassemble Number 5! Number 5 is alive!
Kykiwi: lol
Whatanvarno: Made by a neural network trained to like popular Hollywood movies, made for neural networks trained to like popular Hollywood movies
ContingentCat: yeah I regularly do that with my old broken phones, just so I can see in it, they don't go back together but it's ok
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TXC2: !PPR
LRRbot: The Theros Beyond Death Pre-Prerelease will be held on 10 January 2020! For more information, see this handy graphic: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509470678496444425/664587766214164511/image0.jpg
Kykiwi: always late to dinnier reservation
ThorSokar: Based on past research, anywhere from 8 to 11 hours
djalternative: Let's be honest. Chat will force you to be late for dinner
BeardedAndJaded: typo in the tinker description.? dissemble or disassemble?
TheWarbo: Yay easy jobs
TheMerricat: stepper motors in hard drives can be quite useful too if you are a tinker who uses stepper motors.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay...
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/2019schedule for a Google Calendar version.
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: #WheelerforPPR
ninja_theory_ashrams: still no badger
wildpeaks: how far is Adam in that game by the way ?
djalternative: which is apparently going away
TheMoatman: @djalternative what's going away?
TXC2: wildpeaks quite far in
evilspoons983: modern hard drives are getting more and more specialized parts though, so their "hacking potential" is getting lower
aerobeing: Brightly colored radio waves.
azureHaights: OH SNAP NFM
djalternative: adam's show @TheMoatman
TheMoatman: Ah
azureHaights: (also yes it's completely a rhythm game)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Yay! Dale
Orgmastron: Dale! PogChamp
NimrodXIV: all the Dales
GapFiller: DALE HYPE
eternalaje: yay dale
ContingentCat: !! Dice Friends!
EvilBadman: tell Dales
RassilonDND: sounds like something silly like using jenga
djalternative: Adam's Gamehaus will collapse with the end of Persona 5. Dave's Gamehaus will be built in its place.
ContingentCat: Who's the players?
evilspoons983: SPRING BREAK!
TXC2: SPRING BREAK!
AgentMagicMaster: Tell Dale
ThorSokar: wooooo! Spring Break!
snowcookies: who're the players again?
ContingentCat: *who're
RassilonDND: whoo spring break!
GapFiller: SPRING BREAK!!!1
CulturalGeekGirl: God I cannot WAIT for LRR to play Over the Edge
AntiCrepuscular: WHOO (?)
TXC2: it's Spring somewhere right? Kappa
CulturalGeekGirl: Over the Edge is the most deeply creative and absurd and weird thing
ContingentCat: Spring break creep
GapFiller: well historically New Year was in Spring
Myrniss: maybe spring is broken and you have to fix it? :P
ThorSokar: jump in to the lake and bruise your tailbone on the ice
TXC2: Myrniss topical
TheMerricat: Over the Edge is the classic RPG of counter-culture conspiracy, weird science, and urban danger.
TXC2: Men O'clock
djalternative: Men O'Clock
TheMerricat: shots fired
GapFiller: Men O'Clock
EvilBadman: He starts when he wants, hence the pssessive "Mine"
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun It is 3 dudes
CaptainSpam: Mten O' Clock
SnackPak_: I'm excited for this one
creasehearst: Mine O'Clock at Time O'Clock
silvertabbycat: One minute early, have it at Mine Fifty-nine?
snowcookies: Ooh, Paul
ContingentCat: Ooo rare Paul on Talking Sim
PixelArtDragon: A Pax on your house!
TXC2: PAXapodes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oooh
7gorobei: minetime
Riandisa: I love that game
Traion: Are we allowed to make fun of James for the name not working right anymore?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh, this is going to be weird
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun the street feature or the human type?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun are you playing the remastered version or are you going to emulate the original?
ContingentCat: @Traion of course
just_gut: Dang. I was hoping Manhole was a male strip club business simulator
djalternative: @just_gut who says it isn't?
just_gut: LOL!
SoaringDragon42: @just_gut That's an interesting concept
djalternative: also, watch and play isn't on tuseday now so that slot opened up
EvilBadman: the nest worst game
Dared00: Ben and Adam will come there... and then they'll BE THERE
EvilBadman: best*
Juliamon: It is a SPECIAL game.
ThorSokar: It is INCREDIBLY bad, like impressively so
ContingentCat: yeah it was a surprise watch and nope, it was great
djalternative: he said that on stream. on afk
AgentMagicMaster: Magic is a bad game confirmed?
RassilonDND: daymare is the rare game that is so bad it's fun to watch. just too good for watch and play
djalternative: paul confirmed magic hater
TXC2: Thanks for streaming Heather and Paul
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/2019schedule for a Google Calendar version.
GapFiller: thanks for streaming guys
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Paul and Heather lrrHEART
GapFiller: see yr later
TheSpindash: Byes
TXC2: !patreon
Bananamancerer: @djalternative he can hate on it, he's been through a lot of it
LRRbot: 2410 patrons for a total of $14,083.38 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:23:53.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: tanks for streaming
snowcookies: bye!
Phailhammer: cya :)
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: !ytmember
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red_shoes_jeff: Night
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
ContingentCat: !patreon
LRRbot: 2410 patrons for a total of $14,083.38 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian dissembles some hard drives.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (2:37 from now).
ContingentCat: Oh, there's a new Panalyists!
Myrniss: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:23 PM
RassilonDND: maybe me can convince some ppr people to come on stream and do arena?
Sarah_Serinde: It's always a possibility, but it depends how busy everyone is
TehAmelie: !live
LRRbot: Currently live fanstreamers: Bengineering (https://www.twitch.tv/bengineering​) is playing Monster Hunter World, Kate (https://www.twitch.tv/kate​) is playing PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, SlyTQ (https://www.twitch.tv/slytq​) is playing Planet Zoo, simplysuzu (https://www.twitch.tv/simplysuzu​) is playing World of Warcraft
TehAmelie: if anyone's bored
Juliamon: Also GDQ.
TehAmelie: i should note, mods, those parentheses around the links break them for me
TehAmelie: i know that's not the case for everyone
TehAmelie: i'm using Brave on Windows 10 with no addons
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian dissembles some hard drives.) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (2:27 from now).
TehAmelie: could be a corner case. i don't really need the clickable links, but i know some of the coders like to keep stuff neat
malc: links in chat are such a pain to make work
malc: what works for one person will break for another, and vice versa
TehAmelie: i bet