sir_jack_DB: !next
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sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
Shparky2197: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Decenders) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (1m from now).
sir_jack_DB: ooh fancy new badge
sir_jack_DB: has it really been three years o.O
Shparky2197: Hello, I am a totally awake human.
Shparky2197: So it would seem
sir_jack_DB: o/
Shparky2197: lrrFINE lrrHERE
sir_jack_DB: I have been binge-watching Star Trek Discovery
sir_jack_DB: it's better on the second go, it seems
Shparky2197: That is good. My third play through of Dark Souls 1 has been dominating my life recently.
corianderd: We're just having some issues with Steam. Be on shrtly
TehAmelie: oh hi
Shparky2197: No worries. Hopefully Steam stops being a butt soon.
TehAmelie: heh, i have been trying to finish a Dark Souls playthrough for the last two days, instead of starting over when i die. also for about the third time
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL
sir_jack_DB: snorgle
sir_jack_DB: that and really giving my PS Vita's battery life a run for its money :P
Shparky2197: Ahhh, yeah, it gets that way sometimes. I'm trying out a ranged character for the first time, and having some difficulties with Ornstein and Smough.
sir_jack_DB: Smaug? lrrBEEJ
corianderd: smauff
sir_jack_DB: smaun
TehAmelie: the secret is to have Solaire tank at least one of them. well, that's the secret no matter what your build is
sir_jack_DB: 420praiseit
Shparky2197: I wish I could stay connected to chat on Mobile so that I could see what people are saying.
sir_jack_DB: oh nooo D:
sir_jack_DB: contact!
Shparky2197: Twitch mobile app is ok, but definitely leaves something to be desired.
sir_jack_DB: indeed
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Cameron
e_bloc: Animal Crossing strikes again
NimrodXIV: egg or fish?
Nigouki: TURNIP TIME
sir_jack_DB: someone tell Cam
Sarah_Serinde: But I think one or more of your lights is off
TehAmelie: hi?
Kikazi: Ohai!
GamesAndInk: Big Mood
KSmallmoon: Oh, hello, I didn't see you there ,Cameron.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Shparky2197: Also, when this is over, will you end up rerecording that intro to feature Cori?
KidAmn: We saw nothing.
Sarah_Serinde: Hi! :D
Kikazi: benginHi
NimrodXIV: everything is normal
Gekyouryuu: welcome to the rest of the stream, everybody
djalternative: so we're playing animal crossing this week on talking sim
TheElrad: so, what's your Turnip price, Cameron?
Kikazi: Hhhhooolllld lrrDOTS
NimrodXIV: the covers are great
GamesAndInk: Not bad
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh you probably have a spike then
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun can we get K.K. to do Gaint Steps?
notarealartist: KK please cover a neutral milk hotel song!
DoodlestheGreat: You know, if you're both playing this then maybe you should cover it here on TS sometime.
ZethRuss: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:01.
Fugi: 131 you say?
Fugi: *updates the spreadsheet*
brainbosh: Have 351 on mine right now.
Shparky2197: well, you tweeted at least
TheElrad: Cameron, you seem to be in the wrong category
ANeMzero: man the switch lite is such a nice little thing.
ghostvalv: :O
Nigouki: i think James' price earlier was in the 50s
tipulsar85: How a re you Cam?
ghostvalv: I'm waiting on coffee machine :(
Meltalar: wait, is this not an animal crossing stream?
Shparky2197: yeah, james had a price of 52 bells earlier today
GamesAndInk: @loadingreadyrun Today I have an "Essay Kit" which is a dip pen and ink pot on a paper covered in cursive. Which, like, is my JAM.
djalternative: is this part of the rogue like series you're doing?
e_bloc: sounds lewd
Himyul: I wonder if this game will feature a theme on descent
Kikazi: hint hint
Sarah_Serinde: I mean in that case, Cameron...
Solipsody: @djalternative I sure hope so. A trial-riding roguelike sounds kind of sweet. Always interested in non-combat ones.
Nigouki: when i saw the thumbnail for this game on the Live site i though it was a modern clone of Elastomania and that brought back some memories of constantly installing that on middle school computers and lying to the teacher that it wasn't me
Loonatic93: Okay! We get it! You have friends! Well LA TEE DAH!
NimrodXIV: so next week will be AC I'm guessing? :D
Himyul: those guard rails are... *chef kiss*
Solipsody: Guts & Glory seems way more chill than I remembered.
djalternative: it doesn't seem to punish you for going off course so just go straight down I guess
Ryavis: oh, grazing bonuses
Loonatic93: Bunny Hop? Who are you? D.Va?
Solipsody: To be fair, that's a lot like how you do it on a real bike.
Kikazi: sergeJustRight
Feltic: A full 320*!
MAPBoardgames: Do a barrel roll!
djalternative: Mountain Biking MMO?!?!
MaladyDark: bah. I'm late. trying to find an online local grocer that will deliver to someone in actual quarantine
Solipsody: @MaladyDark Any luck?
Loonatic93: Any luck?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this about the game, or procedural generated content?
MAPBoardgames: That man jut phased out of your body!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
DoodlestheGreat: After playing this for a bit, you should play "Guts and Glory" for contrast. And laughs. :tf:
NimrodXIV: lol
Himyul: you just launched a man from your torso. How does that feel?
e_bloc: well at least we're shameless about it
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Meltalar: cameron, do you got a problem?
Pteraspidomorphi: Have people been charging those controllers?
NimrodXIV: :D it's a good game Bront
MaladyDark: @Solipsody yeah. I found one. you don't get to pick what you get, but it is apparently seasonal and organic?
KSmallmoon: It's trying to connect to the dongle.
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Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
KSmallmoon: make sure the reciever is plugged in.
tipulsar85: The chill Music perhaps?
Sarah_Serinde: whoops
jamesk902: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:11.
Solipsody: @MaladyDark Well, that's not so bad. Depending what's seasonal where you are.
TharkWarrior66: OhMyDog not what i expected from Cam...
Lucien0451: The music?
ghostvalv: ded
Himyul: RIP
GamesAndInk: Third person realistic without being Realistic Brown
SohNata: The music is quite similar to OWW
Loonatic93: I'm lucky, we have a few local grocery stores that will deliver.
GamesAndInk: It has COLOR
MAPBoardgames: That looked like it hurt, alot
Kikazi: I think its the music
Loonatic93: And we're not even that big of a city. Only 60,000.
MaladyDark: this is an alternative, free-play style MMO
e_bloc: hey biker wanna see a dead body
kyardraan: Music reminds me of Mirrors Edge
sir_jack_DB: lol "bepis"
Ryavis: his back is tie-dying in real time
GamesAndInk: That Z Fighting another man's torso is hypnotic
sir_jack_DB: Fampiva and Bepis, my favorite soft drinks
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely no chaos there
djalternative: I could super use a soft drink right now
Gekyouryuu: I heard the bunny was chaos?
MaladyDark: @Loonatic93 the local supermarkets have gone to a restriceted mode which requires proof of disability or a seniors/veterans card thingy... which is fair, they were getting SMASHED with orders,
TharkWarrior66: KAOS!
Meltalar: i think he is gone, playing animal crossing
tipulsar85: Well we still have a molding orange as president... in the white house. So, lrrFINE
Solipsody: Man, I haven't thought about the dirt bike track from when I was a kid in so long... Do they still actually have stuff like this?
mtgdad86: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Solipsody: (Dirt track, not dirt bikes.)
Himyul: I would like one with training wheels, pls
Loonatic93: @MaladyDark Ours are free delivery with any order over $100. But you don't seem to get a lot of selection. You kinda just vaguely say what you are looking for and they just give you the closest reasonable item.
CaptainSpam: Dead.
CaptainSpam: Completely dead.
Solipsody: It's the noise he makes that sells it.
Himyul: that handlebar, though
Loonatic93: And that's with all four of our area supermarkets.
e_bloc: delivery has been pretty good here but they basically say it will arrive somewhere in the next 5 days so not exactly precise
Nigouki: do we need a bone breaking counter for this stream?
MaladyDark: A couple years back some local kids found a body on the technically private land with dirt tracks behind the houses ... some poor middle aged man had a heart attack in his jogging gear. the kids don't play on the trails much anymore now
Sarah_Serinde: I know right
Sarah_Serinde: Why tho
djalternative: japan is the answer
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Japan was a brilliant mistake
TharkWarrior66: At night the Zombie come out.
DotaProp: what is please?
Solipsody: Brakes are for cowards, Cameron!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: brakes, where you're going you don't need brakes
MaladyDark: I always get confused by import titles for PS3. O is ok and X is not ok.
Loonatic93: I wonder if you can do a backflip by holding back on the stick while in the air.
MAPBoardgames: Why is it called 'career mode'? Is mountain biking in this game a paid sport?
DotaProp: @MAPBoardgames its a paid sport in Meatspace too
Solipsody: Everything is a paid sport now. Capitalism!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Boss jumps are like regular jumps, but you get whelp adds if you get feared
Nigouki: imagine if you clipped that rock with your pedal
Gbleck: Those rims look expensive, like aero deep section road wheels expesive
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This game has sold speed so well
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
DotaProp: I dont think paid sports is Capitalism...
tipulsar85: That's because not everyone is used to fliping controls in windows. I need to get a few controlers from 8bitdo for better emulation.
Gbleck: your previous runs show up on the dirt cool
Laserbeaks_Fury: The only thing it's missing is the shower of rings when you get hit
H1Lari0us: so its snow on a bike?
ghostvalv: D:
Solipsody: So this is like mountain bike minigolf now? Is there a windmill too?
tipulsar85: This game reminds me more of Trackmania.
ghostvalv: :o
sir_jack_DB: xD
CaptainSpam: Rekt indeed.
Himyul: my bones!
Gbleck: kook
KSmallmoon: that difficulty ramped REAL fast, if you'll pardon the pun.
Gbleck: squishy
CaptainSpam: I was picturing straight up cartoon splat.
MAPBoardgames: Here, have this rusty bike. It's all you deserve!
Gekyouryuu: oh, cool, a limited item.
Astra7525: now.. is the bike spinning clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Gekyouryuu: that's neat
Solipsody: They probably all stayed inside. Just with a different texture.
Himyul: "alright, get the spatula"
Gbleck: does this have dropper posts?
Foxmar320: Hello
CaptainSpam: Physics!
Gekyouryuu: astounging!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Gekyouryuu: astounding*
MAPBoardgames: Is this game rouge-like? These look like hand-crafted courses.
NimrodXIV: the physics are intersting
Thandres: easy every time :P
AshBurnem: helth
EvilBadman: hit B as you cross the finish to do a goofy bail for no reason
Laserbeaks_Fury: I feel like Princess Slide music should be playing
TharkWarrior66: Needs haptic feedback aka brick to face.
sir_jack_DB: the courses are generated based on a few parameters
tipulsar85: Yeah this is Trackmania in how races play.
sir_jack_DB: uh
DotaProp: What is the reason for this game being chosen?
Solipsody: How procedural are they? Is it stitching sections together, or is it actually generating a height map?
sir_jack_DB: those hay bales are on a MISSION
SkylerRingtail: This is a roguelike of some sort? That's wild to me
EvilBadman: Roguebike. Have we made that joke yet.
sir_jack_DB: LOL
Solipsody: I suppose it could generate a height map, lay the course out along it as a series of tangent arcs, and then just drop in banks and jumps as preconstructed props. Not actually that complicated in theory.
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sir_jack_DB: (counterpump)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna ride my Bicycle
Solipsody: It does seem more varied than that skiing game from a while back, I forget what it was called... It was "procedural" but there weren't a lot of different tiles.
thraximore: I wanna ride my Biiiiiiike
sir_jack_DB: [bells intensify]
SkylerRingtail: That was on Watch and Play, right? Or was that a different one? @Solipsody
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh it's like one of those Mega Man 1-ups
Solipsody: @SkylerRingtail I can
sir_jack_DB: co-driver
CaptainSpam: Navigator?
tipulsar85: Navigator
EvilBadman: SAt NAV
JohnLockeCole: Those trees seem like pain
Solipsody: @SkylerRingtail I can't remember. It was that or Newday Tuesday? How long ago was it?
Astra7525: wait. I cam ein late? Cori is playing and Cam is the CO-Pilot?
Astra7525: *came in
MaladyDark: I haven't watched rally in years. I kinda wanted to be a co-driver when i was a kid.
MaladyDark: Along with Scinetist and fashion designer
titanshifted: hey cam! good to catch you live for the first time! i love you guys
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
Laurence72: jlrrFall
MaladyDark: boss... jump?
sir_jack_DB: yup
Kyir: Objective: GO FAST
Foxmar320: This game reminds me of Downhill Domination
MaladyDark: Children are... bouncy
TehAmelie: are we evolving into Excitebike?
Kyir: In BMX don't people sometimes leave the bikes and then catch the bikes again?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I feel like any moment you're gonna pass a Speeder Trooper
TharkWarrior66: That s gonna leave a mark.
tipulsar85: How?
SkylerRingtail: I think I found it. Were you thinking of Steep @Solipsody
MaladyDark: go knows my cousin would not have survived if they weren't. he like biking. and surfing. and skating... anyhting involving going fast with not enough paddign really
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
JohnLockeCole: Tree is pain
Foxmar320: Nope he died
TehAmelie: lrrJUDGE that tree was out of line
titanshifted: LUL
Vanbael: he's dead
Foxmar320: That man is ded
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
titanshifted: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
Kyir: RIP
MaladyDark: his spine!
wench_tacular: just enough time to clench
TehAmelie: the helmet, it does nothing
TehAmelie: imagine how even more dangerous this would be with a motorbike
TehAmelie: a la Excitebike
RebekahWSD: Some games are very good for meditation, you get into a groove
DotaProp: wheelerGuts
titanshifted: hey cam do you play mtg still?
Sarah_Serinde: You can apparently set your Switch to not go to sleep, I haven't looked into that though
Vanbael: Racing games or just extreme sports games let me get into a zone without an adrenaline high or risk of injury/death and just have fun with the run
MaladyDark: you can open up settings and turn auto sleep off
tipulsar85: I don't recall speedlines in NFS3, must the reboot.
Foxmar320: Animal Crossing at the same time? Is that the hard core mode? :P
sir_jack_DB: @tipulsar85 correct.
DotaProp: The Music is so chill
sir_jack_DB: the "this is Burnout but it's NFS" one :P
TehAmelie: if you had to, do you think you could play Desert Bus with your feet while playing this?
Foxmar320: Sliding sideways through life
MaladyDark: Turning sleep Auto sleep off is only recommended if you have your switch plugged in
v_nome: Is this like the going downhill under the influence of a Red Bull sponsorship game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: what's that little 1 that pops up?
johnhelix: I just got here, we're riding bikes, nice.
xekonas: Mood @foxmar320
MAPBoardgames: ooh. the skull looks friendly
sir_jack_DB: the friendly fuckskull
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
xekonas: wombleShoots womblePew
Sarah_Serinde: I definitely can't sympathize and totally didn't have my game open a lot of the day while I worked, so I could hunt for sakura recipes
DotaProp: wheelerGuts wheelerRanch wheelerHub
Foxmar320: Cam everyone has it bad. My friends list is 20 people playing AC :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a fog wall?
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not something I did
wickcandle1873: he has the new horizons bug
Vanbael: this looks like fun
SkylerRingtail: "Survive the boss jump?" Excuse me?
MaladyDark: it's ok cam... if you weren't driven by optimal, you wouldn't enjoy roguelikes...
sir_jack_DB: O.O
Foxmar320: Im the only one on my friends list not playing AC.
Vanbael: a fucking train!?
Astra7525: Is that the Hogwarts Express?
CaptainSpam: Perfectly normal.
MaladyDark: the scottish train!
JohnLockeCole: We are to jump... *over* the fucking train?
Foxmar320: A train? Oh this could be good. foxmarRIP foxmarNOV
TharkWarrior66: FrankerZ
NimrodXIV: this is fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: do you have to jump through an open car?
Reduce_Sanity: thats just dangerous. what is this a criss angel mindfreak?
xekonas: I love these over exaggerated end jumps
johnhelix: The boss... is a train.
DotaProp: Flying Dutchman?
Laurence72: suplex the train?
Feltic: The fookin Train? (sorry)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Suplex the Train
Gekyouryuu: do we suplex it?
tipulsar85: Flying scotsman?
Foxmar320: I believe in the Cam lrrHAM
xekonas: RKO outta nowhere
xekonas: lrrFINE
Foxmar320: DED
CaptainSpam: Big air!
Sarah_Serinde: That...was a lot of air
Vanbael: too fast
titanshifted: LUL
sir_jack_DB: xD
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP foxmarRIP foxmarRIP
niccus: bye
CaptainSpam: You lost TWO lives for that.
theovenbird: wut
Reduce_Sanity: Big Air tho
NimrodXIV: crunch
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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ghostvalv: :O
Astra7525: PANCAKE!
JohnLockeCole: I feel like we need to land on the downward ramp
Laserbeaks_Fury: -2 lives
Foxmar320: Everything broke
CaptainSpam: Note carefully: TWO LIVES.
MaladyDark: bones.
TheMoatman: Was?
banwidthraptor: seabatYIKES
DotaProp: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Foxmar320: No bones left
TheMoatman: Was.
titanshifted: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
Radjack: You lost two lives xD
Darleysam: you died TWICE
Dog_of_Myth: Poor Sonic
wickcandle1873: he lived a good life
CaptainSpam: You died so hard it killed TWO OF YOU.
Astra7525: you are double-dead
xekonas: Human pudding
Mangledpixel: !findquote last words
LRRbot: Quote #3457: "I'm fully prepared for my last words on this earth to be a series of increasingly urgent "Dude"s." —Cameron [2016-09-29]
titanshifted: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
xekonas: lrrFINE
bytecaster: I like that even your bike is like, I have want nothing to do with this idiot, and vibrates away
TheMoatman: Talk about die hard
Angnor33: I can't stop laughing
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
Reduce_Sanity: Stay on target!
MaladyDark: so close.
sir_jack_DB: "whoawhoawhoawhoa"
Astra7525: whoa whoa whoa *splat*Ü
titanshifted: "woah woah woah WOAH!"
Feltic: lrrWOW
Vanbael: now if you hit the landing ramp, ya wold have lived
tipulsar85: riPepperonis riPepperonis riPepperonis
Foxmar320: The bike is having a bad time
Gadora: katesOw
TehAmelie: my kingdom for some air control
lurkerspine: the ankles
Autumnslastleaves: the bike is still moving, the man isn't
lurkerspine: The Rock
Feltic: The rock
DoodlestheGreat: The Rock?
Gekyouryuu: the rock?
tipulsar85: The Rock?
johnhelix: The Rock.
KinoGami: the rock
banwidthraptor: the rock
v_nome: Dwayne Johnson
Foxmar320: Yessssssss\
titanshifted: POGGERS
CaptainSpam: Yessssssssss!
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT
MAPBoardgames: lrrGOAT !
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: @v_nome, :tf:
KinoGami: i loved that movie
titanshifted: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
TharkWarrior66: Bike still twitching rider still.
sir_jack_DB: ezpz
JohnLockeCole: benginTry
Foxmar320: I love the fact they have last words :P
Reduce_Sanity: Oh shit
NimrodXIV: "oh fu-"
Reduce_Sanity: that will be my last words
MAPBoardgames: "I never wrote my noooovvveeeellll-*!
Darleysam: "..oh!"
Mushbie: ahhh yes the Rock. the movie with the Skaven anal beads.....
xekonas: "Fuck me"
DistractedMOSFET: "An increasingly urgent series of 'dudes'"
Gekyouryuu: "aww, dinger."
SquareDotCube: But Matt survived...
Foxmar320: This game is very pretty, until you hit the ground going 60
ghostvalv: D:
Reduce_Sanity: USe the banks to help you turn!
lurkerspine: I'd love to see this in VR
sir_jack_DB: the crashes are so brutal xD
SkylerRingtail: That bike got EMBEDDED in that tree
CaptainSpam: That man should be in twain.
Astra7525: oh wow, so many good faces
titanshifted: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
LackingSanity_: his spine briefly interfaced with the bike frame
Foxmar320: Im getting a lot of use out of my emotes
tipulsar85: Came of the forrest.
Loonatic93: I want my last words to be "I left a billion dollars in a hidden..."
xekonas: lrrFINE
v_nome: George Geoge George of the BMX
Foxmar320: OH NO this in VR!
Darleysam: yeah but the tree has to live a LONG TIME with the guilt of knowing what it did
Solipsody: Basically anything with physics and a human body in it becomes a Dismount game.
Mangledpixel: "be careful where you are pointing that thi—"
Vanbael: that's a few broken bones, maybe head trauma, but he had a chance of living
Laserbeaks_Fury: We are absolutely going to pass Luke chasing down Speeder Troopers
titanshifted: LUL
DoodlestheGreat: He's dead. Murdered. And SOMEBODY'S responsible! ariW
lurkerspine: I did a lot of cross country biking, most of that course seemed fine.
xekonas: "He's dead Jim"
CaptainSpam: Never let off the gas.
Vanbael: come on 80% grade
lurkerspine: but the straight descent seems real bad
Foxmar320: Yessss
sir_jack_DB: wow that is STEEP
Darleysam: if a cyclist slams into a tree at 70kph and nobody's around to witness this, do they make a sound?
niccus: it looks like they worked on a VR mode back in 2018, and either it's not out yet or it didn't work out
CaptainSpam: It's focusing on those because it can't find the forest.
MAPBoardgames: you can't see the forest track for the trees
JohnLockeCole: Extremely Solid Trees
Foxmar320: It wants you to see the trees you're going to impact
sir_jack_DB: @Darleysam an "oof" is heard in the far distance
Darleysam: fair
Vanbael: bye cam
ggodopaste: This reminds me of the time I went off a jump and hit a tree dead-on. busted up my frontwheel, ripped a hole in my pants, but was mostly OK.
Foxmar320: omg
Mangledpixel: wheeeeeeeeeeeee
NimrodXIV: yeet?
CaptainSpam: THIS IS WORKING TOO WELL!!!
Ryavis: uhh
xekonas: Solid Tree, the new Metal Gear Solid villain
MyrddintheWizard: JAYSUS!
Foxmar320: Somehow missed EVERY tree
Nigouki: oh god are we the speeder bike troppers on Endor
ghostvalv: nailed it
Solipsody: So close!
SpacePotato01: nailed it
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaaa
Steelwolf171: We on Endor now kids!
SkylerRingtail: Ahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: What a finish
v_nome: Flawless
niccus: NOT DEAD
Dog_of_Myth: Yeet down the mountain
Darleysam: ljgami1Nailedit ljgami1Nailedit ljgami1Nailedit
Laurence72: LOL
sir_jack_DB: PERFECT
CaptainSpam: Exactly as planned.
MAPBoardgames: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lurkerspine: LAWL
NimrodXIV: :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: perfect
SoapyMarmoset: LUL
Mushbie: lrrGOAT
MyrddintheWizard: PogChamp
TehAmelie: ooh, you get upgrades for accomplishing stuff
Foxmar320: HOW did you miss EVERY tree?!
Vanbael: that bike should be wrecked
Foxmar320: HOW!
BlindProphet32: Speedrun strats
DandyGeek: Definitely still brain activity
Laurence72: Someone please clip that rum
titanshifted: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
JohnLockeCole: We did *not* go on that track
teammanfred: Flawless
Astra7525: a corpse finish
KSmallmoon: Clipit, that's the ticket!
Darleysam: bonus objective: briefly glimpse infinity
DoodlestheGreat: He's a tad... spasmodic.
niccus: hey, bonus objective!
Foxmar320: Cam is a wizard
Autumnslastleaves: Err is this what +1 health looks like?
ThePov42: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Foxmar320: That better be a clip
RobotHitchhiker: Shortcuts!
Angnor33: You win!
tipulsar85: lrrAWESOME nash07GRADY
Dog_of_Myth: Gravity is my co-pilot!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
wickcandle1873: they may not look like it, but this biker feels alive
Radjack: Hello Highlight reel
LackingSanity_: just horizontal t-posing in the victory screen
Gekyouryuu: steep AND curves
Reduce_Sanity: Im givin' 'er all I got cap'n
xekonas: Stealth is optional
sir_jack_DB: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
TehAmelie: they just said to "finish", not how or where
JohnLockeCole: I *want* a clip of that purely so that we can figure out when exactly he left the track
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ggodopaste: !quote bike
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RageSquid: <3 <3 <3 @Dog_of_Myth
BusTed: That's quite a few twists and turns.
CaptainSpam: You did it once!
mrpotatoegotloggedout: Holy crap that’s a lot of subs
Foxmar320: Sounds like a good idea :P
ashteranic: does the acceleration have to be full on, or is feather-touch enough?
VTMonster: just very slowly accelerate
tipulsar85: Rapid ride is in effect!
Reduce_Sanity: just be sure to use the banks
Angnor33: Hold down brake and accelerate together, see which wins.
Gekyouryuu: just ignore the track and go straight down the side
TehAmelie: accelerate and brake at the same time! Tokyo drift the woods into submission
RageSquid: Glad you're enjoying it, is it okay if I drop some Descenders Steam keys in chat? :)
Foxmar320: omg
BusTed: Oh dear.
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP foxmarRIP foxmarRIP
bytecaster: back on the course!
sir_jack_DB: :O
Foxmar320: That man died
Feltic: lrrFINE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, you're on the fairway
Mangledpixel: ouchies
BloodForTheCorelab: nice
Vanbael: at least you had a helmet
Mangledpixel: that'll leave a mark
Rivulatus_: Just tuned in, but this really is playing into my desire to get back into mountainbiking that being locked inside has given me
Foxmar320: He died long before his body hit the ground
Solipsody: Yes, clearly, Cameron does not care for routes.
Angnor33: Your body skips like a rock on a lake. Nice!
MAPBoardgames: Good golly you got some air
Astra7525: Listen here Cam. You cannot force us to clip EVERY OTHER MINUTE of this broadcast...
Dog_of_Myth: Face plant down the course. Bold choice
niccus: don't you wish nethack had ragdolls when you get smashed by something large
titanshifted: this game looks so fun
SkylerRingtail: This game does seem kind of awesome
Orgmastron: F
Foxmar320: welp
Vanbael: wasted
TehAmelie: trees aren't THAT hard
Solipsody: There was a branch...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oops
CaptainSpam: Clearly a poisonous tree.
Darleysam: less of a mountain bike, more of a meat-trebuchet
titanshifted: how much is this game? seriously considering it..
RageSquid: First one: 8GAF6-A73TL-7Z4G? ? = 2+1
CptMurphey: the face is nature's crumple zone
Rivulatus_: That is why you are wearinga full face.
Jasoman: Sounds like a normal monday
Firnsarwen: whoa, did not expect to log into a biking stream! :D
Firnsarwen: think ya broke your spine there, Cam xD
titanshifted: @RageSquid what is that?
RageSquid: @titanshifted Descenders Steam key
ggodopaste: game code on steram
Sarah_Serinde: RageSquid Welcome! Thanks for doing the bot workaround with the codes too! :)
CaptainSpam: Ooo, it's got a Linux port, too. Appealing.
titanshifted: does that give you the game?
Ryavis: presented in a clever bot-resistant format
Foxmar320: ouch
Dared00: aaaand Cam forgot
titanshifted: thats just the game for free? awesome!
Firnsarwen: Ow.
CptMurphey: hah
Gadora: katesOw
MaladyDark: i see we forgot the hole
JohnLockeCole: The TIMING
RageSquid: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah that's how we usually drop keys :D
v_nome: @titanshifted Yes, if you're first to redeem it.
titanshifted: oh well
RageSquid: More incoming
TehAmelie: get Besieged, castle
titanshifted: that wont be happening probably
ghostvalv: :)
Foxmar320: lol
SpacePotato01: Like rings in a tree
Rivulatus_: I have been on some dangerous MTB traks, but that castle is by far the most dangerous looking
TehAmelie: a miniboss jump? well we did it
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron they seem to be on it :)
TehAmelie: aalmost Elastomania level of stunt jumps
RageSquid: Second one: KCAB9-WJJRF-B89C? ? = 5th letter of the alphabet
Foxmar320: Yep they know whats up
Laserbeaks_Fury: Other players on the track?
Mangledpixel: I think that's other players on that track
JohnLockeCole: Echo is the Fifth Letter of the Alphabet, right?
RageSquid: Btw chat let me know if you got the key <3
Gekyouryuu: awwww
MaladyDark: hot damn people are fast
Radjack: People are very quick xD
Gekyouryuu: almost had that one, but steam froze on me
Foxmar320: Codes always go fast
RageSquid: I'll fo 5 in total :)
BusTed: I picked up that one.
sir_jack_DB: and I'
RageSquid: dp*
sir_jack_DB: m too slow, awesome
RageSquid: do*
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah codes tend to go quickly with several hundred people in chat. Open up steam and have it ready to enter the code when one comes up
Foxmar320: Yeah soundtrack is great
RageSquid: @SajuukSjet Glad to hear that! :D
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron when you have a chance, can you boost Cori's volume a bit?
RageSquid: Third one: ?P05W-H5FYG-536KH ? = 2+2
lurkerspine: wow people are really quick
MaladyDark: helmat cam sounds a little too intense
jikaable: got that one, thanks a lot :)
Nigouki: helmet cam, for helping in the coroner figure out what happened
TehAmelie: letting us know if you got it also helps the paranoia that a bot may have decoded it
Sarah_Serinde: Much better, thanks!
tipulsar85: Welcome to the GoPro level.
RageSquid: @jikaable <3
MyrddintheWizard: Shaking warning possibly...
Loonatic93: At this point. I just want to shove money directly into this developers pockets. I may just pick it up.
Aldunis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
Aldunis: Hi Cam and Cori!
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Foxmar320: lol
RageSquid: Btw any questions about the game I'll be happy to answer them! :D
Mangledpixel: hu-bleargh!
lurkerspine: Are there any desert terrain levels? I want to relive my time in New Mexico.
Astra7525: I guess we find about the urine drenched seat
Foxmar320: Im sure he will enjoy it until a tree happens
Loonatic93: How do you do like Backflips and stuff. Just pull down on the stick?
Bronzefinger subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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MyrddintheWizard: NICE!
Sarah_Serinde: RageSquid btw if you'd like to throw a link to the game or your site or something into chat, go for it :)
RageSquid: @lurkerspine yes that's the 6th environment in the game :D
CaptainSpam: Smooooooooth.
Scy_Anide: Can I accessorize the bike with a baseball card in the spokes?
MyrddintheWizard: Like a Glove!
lurkerspine: @RageSquid Nice
ghostvalv: bretty gud
Zanzabar_: Any way we could do this in Vr some day? @ragesquid
TheMerricat: 1st person view rocks
Solipsody: Extra steepness!
TehAmelie: in VR when you hit something you just black out, right
RageSquid: @Zanzabar_ working on it, but when testing it I got extremely sick, so we might have to ship it with a bucket :D
Ryavis: huh
Foxmar320: Always on hard mode
lurkerspine: I one time "crashed" on my bike by going to fast over a jump and getting launched. Landed on a clump of cactus :|
Solipsody: Min/max mellow vs steepness.
ToastedArts: so is this a roguelike biking game?
MaladyDark: lrrHAM
Rivulatus_: I like Cams attitude, the best way to learn is to jump in the deep end
RageSquid: @ToastedArts It's a RogueBike :D
Ryavis: how does the track-altering crew work, if there are other players in the same ride?
lurkerspine: Turns out hair is very hard to differentiate from cactus needles
Loonatic93: What is that one bike game that Graham and Alex played with the dad and kid on his back?
TheMerricat: This reminds me of the old game Fuel but for bikes.
mjihde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
mjihde: Something, something, life, universe, et al joke
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TehAmelie: Guts and Glory
ToastedArts: @RageSquid well played
KSmallmoon: @Loonatic93 Guts and Glory, IIRC.
TehAmelie: it's sort of like this but with intentional maiming
MyrddintheWizard: RogueBike is so good, @RageSquid !!!
RageSquid: Fourth key: NCXY7-?Z5ID-CDQ3N ? = 6-1
Foxmar320: DED
Loonatic93: Thanks. Maybe we could get a crossover between "Decenders" and "Guts and Glory."
MyrddintheWizard: Yikes.........
Autumnslastleaves: F
l0gin4me: OOPH
Solipsody: Oops.
Critterbot: That man? Ded.
TehAmelie: he's still alive, just a little. . .broken
kusinohki: watch out for that... TREEEEEEEE
Kumakaori: f
Texan_Reverend: Woo! Thanks for the code @RageSquid
Foxmar320: Oh no
Darleysam: ooof that's not coming out
Loonatic93: That taint right!
Feltic: The Cam Dance!
MaladyDark: this one doesn't need to find the rider
RageSquid: @Texan_Reverend <3
Rivulatus_: ppuch. You just turned your wheels inside out
itsr67: owwww
Ryavis: cam became one with his bike
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Drew_64: Do a flip
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Steelwolf171: You have become one with the bike
wickcandle1873: man and bike have become one
Mangledpixel: become one with the bicycle... wait, no, not like that!
CptMurphey: this poor man
Foxmar320: :D
Critterbot: Oof!
Kumakaori: gotta go left!
Foxmar320: You got this
Solipsody: Boy, you really have to steer before you get airborne, huh?
TehAmelie: you're gonna need an airbag cup
Autumnslastleaves: The crunch when he lands.....
Foxmar320: lol
Nigouki: the castle of planting femurs
Dared00: good job
Foxmar320: Yep perfect
Koshindan: benginTry
Kumakaori: I mean, that works too XD.
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT
BusTed: Hahaha.
MyrddintheWizard: lrrJUDGE
Dared00: KARMA
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
theawesomeonev2: lrrJUDGE
RageSquid: @Meany101 due to performance limitations it's near impossible for us to do cross platform unfortunately
KinoGami: this is the hill you chose to die on? Kappa
Solipsody: If your back touches the ground, the bike pins you and wins.
Sarah_Serinde: Cori's reactions really add to this whole experience
Kumakaori: castle skip. solid strat
Foxmar320: The big brain play
CaptainSpam: Ooo. Flames!
kusinohki: lrrmans…. bicycle style
Foxmar320: YES
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
Feltic: It'll be fine
Blade_Tiger: lrrFINE
Solipsody: Was that just max everything?
Dared00: Oh, it's not actually on fire
tipulsar85: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit riPepperonis riPepperonis
Mangledpixel: benginBurn alilyDeadly
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Darleysam: this is where you unlock the pyromancy tree
RageSquid: A fire node is MAX everything, and alters the boss jump slightly :)
lurkerspine: ooh it's on Xbox... hmm, what platform to get it on...
Darleysam: it's on PC Game Pass too
Solipsody: Nice.
kusinohki: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:32.
Foxmar320: Interesting track
TehAmelie: a Skyrim mountain if i ever saw one
TheMerricat: oh dear, this one looks like where Cam dies.
RageSquid: @lurkerspine if you have a decent PC i'd say go for PC. It has modded maps and thus more content, also 8 people multiplayer instead of 4
Solipsody: One chance, one opportunity...
Foxmar320: welp
RageSquid: REKT
Solipsody: You let it slip.
Nigouki: our last bones!
Firnsarwen: Choked.
Autumnslastleaves: cori said the R word, that always kills
Mangledpixel: pink bike though
Mangledpixel: not too shabby
Foxmar320: Yeah that man died
Darleysam: get 4 seconds, doesn't specify landing it SeemsGood
Critterbot: Cumulative I assume.
ArcOfTheConclave: Next of kin?
RageSquid: Final key: HP77B-ZTNYI-KZR0? ? = 3*2
kusinohki: does that include landing safely??
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Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?
LRRbot: New quote #6888: "How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?" —Cori [2020-04-07]
RageSquid: @BigMikeDog <3
TehAmelie: remember your training and you will make it out alive
Blade_Tiger: This looks like the exact combination of chill and intense that I dig
ChroniclerC: Dig the music.
TehAmelie: wait, that was Starship Troopers
Firnsarwen: Very nice of you to give out keys, @RageSquid lrrHEART alas, I was not fast enough! :D This game looks really neat though!
TheMerricat: And maybe staying on the bike. That seems to help alot
Solipsody: The most important trick is convincing the world you don't exist
Foxmar320: We have been doing a lot of bleeding so far in this game.
Foxmar320: Mostly internally
Firnsarwen: Bleeding is how you know you're having fin @Foxmar320
RageSquid: @Firnsarwen Always happy to hand out some. Sorry you didn't catch one! <3
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Foxmar320: :P
TehAmelie: the fine balance between momentum and survival instinct
Koshindan: That seat clipping.
lurkerspine: So can you taco a wheel in this?
Solipsody: Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB on the bike track.
Firnsarwen: Nah, I'm glad people got keys! :D
Rivulatus_: Pumping, the most importain biking skil
CaptainSpam: You've got more lives this time!
RageSquid: @Meany101 extreme tandem riding :D
Nigouki: blood spray from impact so fast that it reached orbit?
JohnLockeCole: err was this course max everything?
Loonatic93: Pull down on the stick while jumping to do like a backflip.... I believe.
tipulsar85: AC break soon!
Foxmar320: lol
ChroniclerC: OW
RageSquid: @Amentur We set the terrain first, as the path and everything is calculated by the terrain. We have 9 procedural environments all with iconic (at least we try) terrains
CaptainSpam: Poor form, but alive!
Gadora: I mean, whatever turn is lethal is the last turn.
Kumakaori: oh cmon!
Foxmar320: ouch
CaptainSpam: Okay, scratch that.
Gadora: katesOw
Sarah_Serinde: katesOw
NimrodXIV: OOF
RageSquid: He's holding on :D
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the seat went through us
Solipsody: It's hard to see how landing on the track would have been less lethal there.
l0gin4me: "alive"
Autumnslastleaves: I felt that in my soul.....
Darleysam: ref's gonna get in here for the count any second
Kumakaori: @Solipsody hard agree
Drew_64: or maybe you're playing as the bike?
Mr_Horrible: ah collision resolution
Koshindan: He's spreading his arms like he's flying.
ChroniclerC: Emergent gameplay?
SpacePotato01: the bike is what lives, the body is mere meat
Nadriachi: RIP
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Cycle of Life
Feltic: Run Free Bike, Run Free!
TehAmelie: i guess it depends on if you want to design your levels freestyle and try to match the landscape to them in a convincing way or make a convincing landscape and try to build an interesting level from there
SpacePotato01: it was nice having bones
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
TheMoatman: Give me your tired, your poor, your amorphous masses of man and bicycle yearning to breathe
v_nome: Never didn't have it.
TheMerricat: @SpacePotato01 OTH no bones would mean less internal injuries...
Koshindan: Did you just glide on your helmet?
RageSquid: @TehAmelie also differs if you're going for procedural or for a more hand crafted approach
TehAmelie: naturally
ChroniclerC: Uno mas?
Orgmastron: !onemore
LRRbot: One More? En til?
SpacePotato01: @TheMerricat You'd have fewer broken bones. I feel like the bones are there for a reason though.
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Kumakaori: ow;
CaptainSpam: Got that air!
Solipsody: @RageSquid Are you generating a height map and laying a track down on it, or building the whole thing out of pieces?
TheMerricat: what has rigidity done for use lately. embrace your inner jellyfish
the_bus_stirs: This soundtrack reminds me of Air
Kumakaori: this time we have 3. clean landings XD;.
RageSquid: @Solipsody generating a height map, scattering objects and trees with some rulesets, and calculating the path with some a* pathfinding
TehAmelie: four healths eh? and how many do we need to survive a head dive?
Foxmar320: I believe you can do a back flip :P
Rivulatus_: Do a backflip sounds like something !advice would give
ChroniclerC: "Boss jump"
Solipsody: @RageSquid Ah... I had the order backwards. I figured path then props... Very cool.
Solipsody: @RageSquid Good results.
l0gin4me: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for the Orbitz.
CaptainSpam: HA!
Foxmar320: omg yes
Electrodyne: Step 1: Descend.
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
ChroniclerC: Yup, that's a boss jump.
BusTed: We commissioned a helicopter for this?
Malazim: I think cam is having problems with wanting to over correcting his angle on landings
NimrodXIV: hahaha a fire hoop?!
Foxmar320: Backflip through the flaming ring over the train. :P
RageSquid: @Solipsody can do both ways, there's certain props that come after the path and some that come before
TStodden: is this on the Island of Sodor?
TheMerricat: @RageSquid just an FYI this is the first game I've bought at 'full price' in the past two years. Good work. :-)
CaptainSpam: THE DOUBLE!
Dared00: WOOOOAH
BusTed: Stuntin'!
Foxmar320: YOOOO
NotCainNorAbel: The double!
RageSquid: @TheMerricat <3 thank you so much
Mangledpixel: nice!
Solipsody: @RageSquid That makes sense. Placing jumps and then pathing between them would lead to a lot of weird switchbacks...
Rivulatus_: Double back flip NICE
CaptainSpam: lrrGOAT
RageSquid: A double like it's nothing :D
Koshindan: benginDab
Kumakaori: no hoop but got the double backflip >D!
JadedCynic: WAY TO GO CAM! *DOUBLE* backflip!!! :D
l0gin4me: benginTry
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that looked cool
ChroniclerC: Not dying is a solid goal.
RageSquid: @Solipsody correct
Mr_Horrible: but double-backflip was spicy tho
Ryavis: lrrCAMERON
Electrodyne: What happens if you hit the helicopter?
Mr_Horrible: love to face god and walk backward into hell
Dared00: Die Hard 4?
bytecaster: Die hard?
ChroniclerC: Die hard 4.
Mr_Horrible: that was a Die Hard, iirc
Astra7525: Die hard 4
Gekyouryuu: Die Hard 4?
Saunabath: Die Hard 4
TehAmelie: i remember it in a trailer to Die Hard 4
TheMoatman: No, it was in 2 Fast
frage069: That terrible die hard
ChroniclerC: Bad movie, but fun movie.
Astra7525: Aren't they all terrible after #3
TStodden: Live Free or Die Hard?
TheMoatman: Wait no that was a boat. They jumped a car on/into a boat
Solipsody: @RageSquid I haven't worked on a level generator since... Well, since before this was even possible, so this is fascinating.
RageSquid: @Amentur no problem at all :D
RageSquid: @Solipsody Yeah it was pretty new ground for us to cover when we started
RageSquid: But there's so many tools nowadays to help you around
kais58: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:14:14.
Solipsody: @RageSquid Is the path generated as arcs/splines, or does it go in steps and just weight for how sharply it can change direction from the last step? The turns all seem very clean.
Ryavis: I have to say, the "R" icon for rep makes me think it's that broken image icon, every time I see it
RageSquid: @Solipsody the path itself is splines indeed, but there's a cell-structure that watches cells next to each other to see where it 'should' go
Solipsody: @RageSquid Ah...
RageSquid: @Solipsody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MEkzQB2hI not sure if I'm allowed to link this but this is a talk by our programmer on the procedural generation of Descenders
TharkWarrior66: FrankerZ OhMyDog FrankerZ
Solipsody: Thanks!
Firnsarwen: That's awesome, I'll haveto check out the vid!
TheMoatman: I'm at the thunder plains in FFX
TheMoatman: I'm going for it
corianderd: @RageSquid Excellent! I'll check that out after the stream :D
Sarah_Serinde: RageSquid Links are all good as long as they're not somewhere sketchy :)
FlyingUltraCar: hey party people, how's it going?
Firnsarwen: Hey @FlyingUltraCar sergeHi
Solipsody: @Amentur I miss coding like that. It's been a long time...
AmberLampLight: @RageSquid thanks for that link and answering questions!
RageSquid: @Sarah_Serinde Good to know, I'm always wary of sharing links, hence I explained what the youtube link contained :)
TheMoatman: You bet your ass I'm save scumming it. Every five lightning dodges
Sarah_Serinde: RageSquid I appreciate it! Context is always helpful
FlyingUltraCar: So, what have I missed?
MaladyDark: Fuzzy Butts!
RageSquid: @BigMikeDog did you try going past the edge? :D
Sarah_Serinde: I should have a turnip spike tomorrow, might be a big one
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Firnsarwen: @BigMikeDog nice.
Solipsody: I imagine the nice thing about the Fire Nodes is regular tracks seem pretty easy afterwards.
Vanbael: yep, through a fire tower
MaladyDark: I slept through turnips the first 2 weeks
RageSquid: Haha I love it when people check the bounds, it's the best
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh yeah that catches new players by surprise
SkylerRingtail: A friend has a turnip price today of like 667. Right after I sold off most of my inventory for 177. x.x
ChroniclerC: lrrFI- nevermind.
Orgmastron: F
Firnsarwen: @RageSquid Alex Steacy, bounds checker extrodinaire, currently featured on Garbage Day (aka Watch + Play), if you're not aware :D
Solipsody: God can't help you now, Cam.
Firnsarwen: Woof.
ChroniclerC: Is that the tower from Firewatch? :P
Feltic: lrrCOW
BusTed: oh nooo
Vanbael: oooo, I felt that...
SkylerRingtail: Visceral
morgoth_bauglyr: lrrCOW
RobotInProgress: that looked like it hurt
KSmallmoon: Wait.
TheMerricat: you can't escape the firetower cam. :-P
Solid_Fuel: ouch
Firnsarwen: that hit me in the spine.
Himyul: d-d-d-decapitation!
Solipsody: It appears some nuance is required.
Scy_Anide: My bendy bits hurt watching.
MaladyDark: cam making the good sounds
KSmallmoon: Is it not Cam making that "OOF" noide?
SkipIives: oh that looks liek it hurt
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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NotCainNorAbel: LuvSnooze
lurkerspine: Supermaned it
Simonark: Spines regrow, its fine
ChroniclerC: Our twin brother got this cool mohawk!
Solid_Fuel: that looks expencive! .....and painful
Solipsody: Something that sticks up even higher on your head seems sub-optimal.
Firnsarwen: We've murdered so many mans.
Darleysam: that'll make the casket look snazzy
RobotInProgress: go flat
TheMerricat: the mohawk is for aerodynamics, if Cam had had it last time, he'd have actually flown.
Tarkis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
Tarkis: This is a weird mass effect mod....
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TriggerHappy2Pi: I just got here and this looks really relaxing
Firnsarwen: jlrrFacepalm
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Angnor33: Haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks Cam and Cori!
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morgoth_bauglyr: is this a roguelike?
RageSquid: @gwamhurt suddenly this game's name became very deep :D
Solipsody: @morgoth_bauglyr It is!
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Astra7525: Can we get that link again?
RobotInProgress: t-pose for death
TheMerricat: Rougebike. :P @morgoth_bauglyr pun courtesy of @RageSquid the dev. :-)
morgoth_bauglyr: thats a real interesting concept
TriggerHappy2Pi: I got here like 60 seconds ago so I didn't wee any of that intense stuff lol
Nigouki: placing the kill objects
Solipsody: Pretty much THE classic weighted pathing algorithm.
Firnsarwen: Roguebike. jlrrFacepalm
Vanbael: everything is at max o.o
Solipsody: A henge?
tipulsar85: Yeet! the course!
TheMoatman: Alright, at 15 dodges
TheMerricat: I see death in the future.
Simonark: Did you
Solipsody: @tipulsar85 I think the course is going to yeet us more likely.
FlyingUltraCar: "Anger some sruids" sounds like a heck of a euphamism
SkylerRingtail: Prediction: We go off the mountainside after the henge
Vanbael: yes, by doing sweet jumps off of the stones
ChroniclerC: xD
Koshindan: Who do you think is throwing the haybales?
TriggerHappy2Pi: yikes
Gadora: ow
NotCainNorAbel: mommy
BusTed: Become one with the bike.
ChroniclerC: katesOw
Astra7525: 'henged!
Solid_Fuel: stonehenge?
RobotInProgress: pelvis-be-gone
Himyul: ow my bits!
Vanbael: sir, that's not how you bike
JuniorRoll: Through the bar
ToastedArts: That's druid payback
Loonatic93: He went through the frame!
Angnor33: That was proably surviveble.
SpoonfullOfSugar: that leg clipped through the frame
TehAmelie: now we're part physics, part clipping error
TheMerricat: druids were listening
Astra7525: Heather is going to hate editing the next highlight reel
MAPBoardgames: How did your leg end up *inside* the bike frame?
Solipsody: Gotta get that speed up somehow.
Simonark: Henry Moore hates you
tipulsar85: Moneyshotdeath!
RageSquid: If you want
RageSquid: Try Main Menu
RobotInProgress: yellow, better than green... apparently
RageSquid: Extras
RageSquid: And Redeem Code and type LOVE
Solipsody: Yeah, it's a shame they cut out all the BMX sequences in the original trilogy.
MAPBoardgames: Endor is Olympia National park
BlackIsis: It was in the Redwood Forest of California, I thought.
tipulsar85: Speeders was Redwods of Cali.
IncredibleFrown: the cgi mountain bikes just aren't the same
ChrisGMiller: No it wasnt
Sarah_Serinde: Astra7525 KeirenH Yes Cori edits the highlight reel generally
MAPBoardgames: Pacific Northwest
RageSquid: We got a pirate :D
RageSquid: CODEX spotted
Solipsody: Are there no Redwoods in BC? You get them all the way up into Washington...
Mangledpixel: I know that part of where they shot was already scheduled for removal, which is why they were allowed to blow up a few trees
FlyingUltraCar: That just makes me want to pirate this
Mushbie: @flyingultracar buy it and then pirate it :p
Mangledpixel: ouch
FlyingUltraCar: I might buy it if I had money
tenthtechpriest: yay trees
RobotInProgress: THE TREEEEEEES
ChroniclerC: Wooo, trees!
Solid_Fuel: go trees
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Tree rights?
FlyingUltraCar: You: appluad trees. Me, an intelluctual: applaud the phytoplankton
lurkerspine: you got it
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Mangledpixel: go trees! wait, no, don't go trees, stay where you are trees!
Vanbael: wait, when did we start going first person?
Solipsody: Over rotated a bit.
Koshindan: benginDab sergeFall
FlyingUltraCar: (To be clear, I also applaud trees)
RageSquid: There's a lot of reasons why people would pirate a game, and we're fine with that. We just thought to add a little flag for fun :D
TharkWarrior66: We didn't do major movies here until 90s.
Mr_Horrible: just bricks of pumice, lining the track :p
RobotInProgress: soft rock is something you get by the seaside in the UK
MaladyDark: @Solipsody on my holiday I saw some juvenile redwoods. nothing over like 150 years. BC has had a lot of forestry and logging over the years.
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RobotInProgress: and that was a rock
NotCainNorAbel: that rock jumped out in front of you, we all saw it
Vanbael: cam may or may not have done hit and run with a mountain bike
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MaladyDark: also a juvenile redwood is still the biggest tree I have ever seen in my life
ChroniclerC: BRING ME MY RED PANTS
BusTed: WutFace
Rivulatus_: red pants do make you go faster right?
MAPBoardgames: Red is the fastest color!
Foxmar320: Are old pants were brown for some reason
TheMerricat: I just caught on that other people are on the same world as cam. this is MP?
MAPBoardgames: Ork vehicles get +1" movement if they're painted red.
Orgmastron: !findquote R1
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RageSquid: @TheMerricat So each procedurally generated area has a seed, if players are in the same seed they can see each other
TharkWarrior66: Cam advocating cannibalism?
TheMerricat: super awesome. :-)
johnhelix: I've come to the conclusion that my favorite thing about watching streams with Cameron is how he shows empathy for his in-game avatar. Sure, this mostly manifests as cries of sympathy pain. but that's not the point!
lurkerspine: Our rider has suspiciously unmarked arms and legs
ChroniclerC: xD Cam missed the other bike crashing past.
RageSquid: Those red dots you see in the map with the numbers, is the amount of players playing that node (are in that seed)
lurkerspine: I was almost always covered in cuts and bruises from mountain biking lol
Koshindan: At what point do you reach sea level?
Ryavis: how does the multiplayer work with crew that modifies the steepness of the course, etc? Does picking up one of them just make you stop seeing people?
TheMerricat: @lurkerspine you can't get scars if you don't survive the impact. :-)
Vanbael: no track only flips
RageSquid: @Ryavis those change the seed, and other players that have the same multiplayers will thus have the same seed
RageSquid: modifiers I mean
haltben2514: Au Canada parlez-vous le française?
Decaped: I agree. This game need procedural wounding physics
IncredibleFrown: i dunno, if you're not in vacuum i feel like it could be freer...
Ryavis: ah, I see. So the seed contains the course's stats, as well as a random factor
Koshindan: Can you go up the mountain?
haltben2514: Beaucoup des’
RageSquid: Correct
silenceaux: Tight
TheMerricat: @RageSquid just the fact that you all came up with this idea is mind blowing to me. kudos.
Solipsody: @haltben2514 Un peut.
RageSquid: @TheMerricat Thanks :D
ChroniclerC: Speedrun mode!
Dared00: speedrun strats
Orlantia: for a moment i thought it said fire noodle
haltben2514: Oh d’accord @solipsody
Solipsody: Bomb it straight down!
TharkWarrior66: Zombie node
RageSquid: A fire node no path, nice
TheMerricat: time to get the nine iron and just slam for the hole.
Dog_of_Myth: Gravity take the wheel!
silenceaux: Going straight through that copse of trees seems exciting
CaptainSpam: I like the assumption that the camera has no clue where it's going and is just hoping there's a path there. :-)
kyardraan: Enage ludicrous speed!!
CaptainSpam: WOW
TheWooglie: ouch
BuggDoubt: face over
silenceaux: That man is DEAD
TheMerricat: @CaptainSpam drunk drone pilot :-)
Vanbael: you left those lives on that tree trunk
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Cori
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
Orlantia: that man died. camkilled a man
CaptainSpam: Bonus!
TehAmelie: but what about Castle Rock?
MAPBoardgames: Castles descended from rocks
MaladyDark: woah. castle a subspecies of rock. very deep
CaptainSpam: Less curves, more speed.
JonnyGlitch: Hey Cam! Hey Cori! Hey Chat!
SketchyDetails: It this a Sport Roguelike hybrid?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nope, less. The gen probably can't count the curves
ChroniclerC: Oh, the red numbers on the map nodes are other players?
TStodden: Tree will Tree will Rock you!
TheMerricat: @SketchyDetails exactly. :-)
IncredibleFrown: iirc, one less intense turn would be less curve, a lower number of multiple curves is fewer curves
SketchyDetails: Don't miss leggies day
F1SHOR: the most under rated trick is landing
Vanbael: got a barrel roll in ya?
CaptainSpam: Hay bale rolls where it wants to, man.
ChroniclerC: Hay! Bale, you don't belong here!
TheMerricat: the best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Cam to do tricks.....
IncredibleFrown: so are we working our way from the left side of the map to the right ala ftl?
Solipsody: @ChroniclerC (Christian Bale, in Batman costume, slinks away.)
Decaped: So how do you lose?
pyrojakk: @Decaped like that ll
Solid_Fuel: what happened to the crew members? didnt you have one more earlier?
TheMerricat: @Decaped you have lives, ut that just means you don't complete the track.
ChroniclerC: lrrGREED
CaptainSpam: More speed! MORE SPEED!
JonnyGlitch: Ludicrous Speed!
BrowneePoints: Cam! Cam! He's our Man, if he can't do it...ouchies
Decaped: neat.
tandtrollog: Do a barrel roll
TheMerricat: I like his avatar keeps getting cocky and going haha, never realizing how close they are to dying.....
Vanbael: blind run it
BrowneePoints: You know, they do a good job of making the camera wobble simulate speed without being Nauseating
Vanbael: i give this track at least one diamond in skiing difficulty
PaperDoopliss: Watching this cyclist is giving me a visceral stress reaction. I can't even say that about most "extreme" games
RageSquid: Nailing a sense of speed is something we really hammered on
Wodar9: Do you have a need
RageSquid: Glad it feels that way :D
Wodar9: A need for acceleration
ChroniclerC: Wait, do we have a dev in Chat?
Pheonix888: It certainly adds a visceral quality
TheWooglie: easy
RebekahWSD: Oh. My.
Foxmar320: Well you did :P
Solipsody: As a proof of concept, that was perfect.
TehAmelie: a frontflip and a half
JonnyGlitch: task failed sucessfully
TheMerricat: You did!
Vanbael: it counts, it said front flip
JonnyGlitch: who needs a tailbone anyways
Foxmar320: Spine shattered in like 30 places
CaptainSpam: I might have to pick this up just to see how well the Linux port runs. :-)
IncredibleFrown: here lies cameron, died as he lived; slamming into the ground face first
TheMerricat: I actually gasped in on that one....
TharkWarrior66: Do you mean nauseated?
Decaped: The dead body of hte other racer also counted for Near MIss, it looked like
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
MAPBoardgames: Caress that tree
Nigouki: is near misses when you induce a very nervous laugh in the rider?
Blade_Tiger: Just lovingly caress the tree
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FlyingUltraCar: The "near" part is no problem, let's focus on the "mis"
JonnyGlitch: I noticed a near miss when you missed a jump but were really close to it
FlyingUltraCar: *miss
RageSquid: @gwamhurt yeah I'm the artist on this game :D It was a really good pun
Vanbael: do it.
IncredibleFrown: very dengar??
JonnyGlitch: I am a quantum immortal
Solipsody: Highway to the...
RageSquid: @gwamhurt Okay it was a perfect set-up :D
I_Am_Clockwork: it was actually a typo. this is the Dragon Zone
TehAmelie: Cameron is secretly Hob Gadling confirmed
TheMerricat: !uptime
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PaperDoopliss: @TehAmelie Dying's a mug's game?
TehAmelie: yeah, him
FlyingUltraCar: I shouls do some of those stretches too, thank you for the reminder
CaptainSpam: Nice run.
Gekyouryuu: concept: a Twilight Zone episode revealing that the Twilight Zone is the Upsidedown. theme song: Highway to the Stranger Zone
IncredibleFrown: he thought about flipping but decided against it
snowb0und: Asking chat, not hosts, is this still part of the Roguelike series? Not saying it can't be, just curious if it's being examanied as one
Solipsody: Spin speed!
TehAmelie: flip-flopping on flipping?
TheMerricat: I feel it definitely qualifies @snowb0und
thundercat2000: Hi Cam!
Solipsody: @snowb0und It has procedural levels...
snowb0und: Now that I saw the FTL-like encoutner map, yep
Vanbael: have fun storming the castle
Simonark: In 6 seconds you need an heir?
thundercat2000: what games is ftl like?
Kumakaori: XD;.
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Kumakaori: ow.
QuietJay: time to hose the wall again
IncredibleFrown: ooh into the hole
Foxmar320: ouch!
kaffeetrinken89: so this is why castles where so popular during medieval times ^^
TheMerricat: @thundercat2000 FTL is a rougelike in space, you pilot your 'rebel' ship between sectors attempting to stay ahead of the empire's fleet.
NotCainNorAbel: oh, a new way to face plant
Lord_Hosk: That man had a head?
Kumakaori: AYYY~
Vanbael: got there!
ImmortalLen: I've never thought a mountain biking rouge-like would be something I would really want but here we are!
Solid_Fuel: easy!
Mr_Horrible: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ImmortalLen: I'll check it out when it comes to the switch
IncredibleFrown: "mellow" "jump over this castle"
thundercat2000: oh this is interesting
Vanbael: this is...nice, its done very well
Koshindan: A roguebike?
johnhelix: Ha ha, roguebike.
Foxmar320: Gotta go fast!
TehAmelie: this isn't Need for Speed
PaperDoopliss: We've got the preference for speed
ikesolotl: SAVED
Solipsody: I do like that it makes you master skills instead of courses. By the time you learn a track, it's done, so the only way to get better is to get the hang of the general technique.
RageSquid: @KeirenH it's a reference to Motocross Madness as well :D
Lord_Hosk: Littlest Lady Hosk "WOOOOOO! That looks so cool! you are like the best bike rider ever you are sooooo cool dude!"
TheMerricat: lol @Lord_Hosk
IncredibleFrown: ~he blinded me with flyence~
RageSquid: Okay I gotta get some sleep!
Pheonix888: are the seagulls interactable?
kaffeetrinken89: is hosk rush op strat?
PaperDoopliss: We salute you RageSquid!
RageSquid: Thank you so much for playing, and thanks chat for the good times <3
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thanks for hanging out RageSquid
TheMerricat: night @RageSquid and thanks for joining us and spreading some dev love :-)
silenceaux: Consider off roading to say hello to some rocks
SketchyDetails: Sitting next to your wife is near missus...
AshBurnem: <3
Gekyouryuu: have a good one, @RageSquid
Solipsody: @RageSquid Thanks for coming!
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the insights, RageSquid!
kusinohki: I just remembered... there was a W&P snowboarding game that sort of used procedural generated levels. This reminds me of the 'good' version of that idea...
RageSquid: lrrHEART
Solid_Fuel: does this game crave a lot of resources?
IncredibleFrown: the ol touhou hi five
Sarah_Serinde: RageSquid Thanks for visiting!
Nigouki: shin kiss that just turns into a shin elopement
Solipsody: @kusinohki I was thinking of that earlier... Do you remember what it was called? The track generation was much less... Robust.
sniperserpent: it looks like itd be hard to get the air to do a flip in this game
Kumakaori: XD
Foxmar320: lol
ChroniclerC: Wouldn't a "near miss" be that you hit something? That you nearly missed, but didn't?
SpoonfullOfSugar: nearly a near miss
Kumakaori: I'm sorry that was a beautiful Graze, death
MAPBoardgames: It's only a near miss when you can see the grim reaper out of the corner of your eye
IncredibleFrown: @Solipsody "snow"?
kaffeetrinken89: not a miss. you clearly hit it.
SquareDotCube: Maybe near miss with moving objects
SquareDotCube: there was a hay bale or two that was moving
Gadora: Maybe it needs to be higher speed?
CommiePuddin: Maybe you have to do a trick?
TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/681280/Descenders/ for those looking for the game. And to whomever asked, looking at the store page no it doesn't look as if it takes unduly large amounts of resouces.
kusinohki: @Solipsody sorry. no memory for names. especially games I only see once. *shrug*
TheMerricat: Probably helps that it's procedurally generated
silenceaux: I think you were close on the first two, but you probably have to do a perfect two point landing with no side drift.
Solipsody: @IncredibleFrown @kusinohki Steep! It was on Games of Chance.
IncredibleFrown: ah, close
Solipsody: I wouldn't have found it if I didn't search for snow.
Solid_Fuel: @TheMerricat nice thx
IncredibleFrown: sick wheelie
Kumakaori: XD
Foxmar320: :D
Despoiler98: RIP
Kumakaori: down'd by the bush
ChroniclerC: Died of shame.
CommiePuddin: ded
JonnyGlitch: you just gave up
Despoiler98: DED
TheWooglie: I was typing good recovery, when...
SquareDotCube: backstabbed by a knavish rogue
Kumakaori: rok
JonnyGlitch: watch out for that rock
silenceaux: Oh I felt that one in my chest
satyropodobny: just got on stream, saw bewildered face Cam and can die happy now
kusinohki: peddle backwards down the course... very tricky
silenceaux: Near miss! It must have to do with speed.
RaklarLS: is this a runner?
Mangledpixel: the_thoughtful_gamer doesn't seem so
TheMerricat: Anyone see the news about the professional racer who was fired from his team because he ragequit out of the video game race they were doing? I'd love to see this game become an esport. :-)
Solipsody: @the_thoughtful_gamer Nope. You can do what you want. Freeride.
ChroniclerC: You don't get the checkpoints.
SkylerRingtail: Seems like you have to at least make the boss jump to progress
Lord_Hosk: Aren't all video games just very complicated pong?
NotCainNorAbel: anyone know if this works with Catalina?
CaptainSpam: I mean, there was Cam's Amazing Offroad Adventure where the game got absolutely not mad at him, and in fact gave him a ton of points for his non-stop speed.
niccus: when it's not procgen, it's a darksouls
TehAmelie: except One Finger Death Punch. that's simplified Pong
TheMerricat: @NotCainNorAbel the store page does list mac OS as supported.
Solipsody: @Lord_Hosk About 25% are very complicated Space Invaders, I think, but the rest, yeah.
Electrodyne: And Space Invaders is just complicated Pong
TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/681280/Descenders/ for those looking for the game.
NotCainNorAbel: @TheMerricat yeah, and then it also says that 64bit isn't supported. I have some games that work now and some that don't.
TehAmelie: only a Sith believes in reductionism
Electrodyne: Chefs make reductions
Electrodyne: like boiling some of the water out of a pan of wine
TheMerricat: Man James looks slim in that photo
Electrodyne: The French Sith by Gloria Child
Electrodyne: Julia
TheMerricat: @NotCainNorAbel looking in the forum I see this post - https://steamcommunity.com/app/681280/discussions/0/1746773321969486536/ so looks like no. Sorry. :-(
NotCainNorAbel: @TheMerricat Thank you. Sad, but thanks for looking. maybe it is time to retire this laptop and get a dual boot option going...
thundercat2000: hi
kaffeetrinken89: hi back
Solipsody: More pump strength = faster recovery?
Rivulatus_: pumping isnt breaking and accelerating
Rivulatus_: pumping is the small bumps[s you can use them to gain speed
TehAmelie: how does this bike crew work actually? are we some kind of gestalt biker?
Rivulatus_: pull on the up, then push on the down
Electrodyne: UU counterpump
Rivulatus_: exactly
Rivulatus_: I dont know in game, only in IRL
Nigouki: i hope one of the late game upgrades is JATO rockets
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ouch
kaffeetrinken89: thats a dead man
TehAmelie: you went faster than that rock
IncredibleFrown: he's outta here!!
Vanbael: my jaw dropped
Despoiler98: Holy shit DED
Commander_Pulsar: you got some distance on that.
TehAmelie: straight through
thundercat2000: lightspeed!
Orlantia: there's a rock in your eyes now
Electrodyne: Airtime award on that one
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Despoiler98: DOH
Foxmar320: Super ded
TheMerricat: "Pumping is a technique to increase or maintain speed as well as increase traction by driving the bike into the ground. ... Pushing your bike into the down-slope on the other side of the rise will speed you up. This is called pumping. If you come across a dip on the trail, you can pump into it to speed up"
Kumakaori: died on a pebble.
Lord_Hosk: the blood is in your eyes no
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
I_Am_Clockwork: he went to space today
JonnyGlitch: rekt indeed
Nigouki: did we subocean?
kaffeetrinken89: he entered the shadow realm
MAPBoardgames: That rock just jumped out in front of you!
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
Gadora: Wooooow.
NotCainNorAbel: that biker has seen god
Despoiler98: katesScared
PaperDoopliss: We biked to a lovely farm upstate
IncredibleFrown: vicas3Hoo
Electrodyne: Extreme distance
Vanbael: you became a smear
Solipsody: Did you go to the actual shadowrealm?
Commander_Pulsar: TO THE SHADOWZONE
Pheonix888: Thts's not how palinswalking is supposed to work
Orlantia: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Solipsody: It still counts if you call it after you make it, right?
TehAmelie: some planeswalker somewhere have to find their spark by approaching the speed of light
kaffeetrinken89: a called shot would be meryfull ...
Despoiler98: nice bonus
IncredibleFrown: "mini-boss jump"? sick
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Warm_Pleather_Dad apparently there are invisible walls
Kreiseler: e a *clapclapclap*
Kreiseler: ez*
Despoiler98: Oh noooooo
Orlantia: i like that the mini-boss was a particularly difficult jump
Electrodyne: Wait, there was one that improves backwards riding
Solipsody: Always pick mods that give more, never pick mods that give less. And that has made all the difference.
TheMerricat: @Warm_Pleather_Dad freeriding, you can go anywhere your skill allows you but you might notice those huge mountains on the edges....
TehAmelie: 50 km/h is like 450 feet per second in freedom units
TehAmelie: for reference
IncredibleFrown: pff...
Lord_Hosk: Going off course helps you not let go off acceleration
Kreiseler: 45 ft per second*
TehAmelie: ehe
Solipsody: 450 ft/sec is more of a projectile than a vehicle speed.
Solid_Fuel: that hay ball was rolling down the hillside. lookout
Electrodyne: oh yeah, 55 seconds easy ;)
Vanbael: with a rock pit jump o.o
kaffeetrinken89: those rocks between the ramps are safety equipment right?
IncredibleFrown: would losing some speed before the dirt jump in an effort to land cleanly result in more speed than just hitting it hard and potentially landing on the flat(ish) trail or less?
Despoiler98: OH SHIT
AgentMagicMaster: ow
SoldieroFortune: Ded
Lord_Hosk: ummmmm
Kikazi: spoke too soon
JonnyGlitch: suddenly, a tree
kaffeetrinken89: jinxed
stumpinaut: dead
thundercat2000: ouch...
ghostvalv: :D
Solipsody: Very clean.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: elegant
vaderi: Elegant
IncredibleFrown: farewell to spinal columns
Nigouki: the important part is keeping your spleen inside you because that's the speed organ
TehAmelie: hmm if you don't care about getting big air points how hard would it be to brake hard just before the jumps to make them shorter and faster?
Electrodyne: Tree Hug
Darleysam: Caution: dead body
ArchAnthius: the timeing couldn't have been better
Despoiler98: WHAM Tree
Lord_Hosk: Hello highlight reel
NotCainNorAbel: you didn't listen to the caution tape
RobotInProgress: skin is for losers
Despoiler98: Clip that
silenceaux: For a second I thought you were just going to launch right through that segment, with or without a track.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] I wasn't using my skin anyway!
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kaffeetrinken89: a tree can be a spoon
kaffeetrinken89: that is totally a highlight ^^
RaklarLS: oh wait, that level select makes it look like this is biking Dariusburst
Electrodyne: I. Am. Speed.
Solipsody: Sometimes I wish the clips included chat. The stream of everyone saying "Elegant"...
PolyGryph: Yeah, that's a highlight clip
Foxmar320: :D
Kumakaori: Ow.
Kikazi: ouch
vaderi: ,Elegant
silenceaux: Oh WOW
TehAmelie: we didn't need all those teef
Vanbael: kiss that lip
ghostvalv: :O
IncredibleFrown: just bisected
Foxmar320: LOL
JonnyGlitch: Hey Cam and Cori, have you done / considered doing EverSpace as a TS subject? it's an interesting one to talk about
Solid_Fuel: do LRR still do the highlight reel or is that discontinued
Kumakaori: can we just ....go around?.
Solipsody: More speed/
Rivulatus_: tyry a back ffli?
RaklarLS: thrice dead
Electrodyne: go around
Foxmar320: Did Cam find his Nemesis?
Darleysam: oh I know this moment from every time I've played Trials
JonnyGlitch: It expects you to Die, Mr Bond.
Lord_Hosk: lol
lurkerspine: backflip it
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
silenceaux: Ahahahah
Electrodyne: just drive around it
Solipsody: Maybe skip that one?
SkylerRingtail: Hahahaha
ghostvalv: :)
PolyGryph: skill
Vanbael: XD
Kikazi: or that
Despoiler98: SKILL
AgentMagicMaster: perfect
Lord_Hosk: SKILL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: skill
Kumakaori: HAH~ Nice~
Electrodyne: left side
Foxmar320: Stylin!
RaklarLS: yeyeye
Nigouki: hahaha
vaderi: Elegant
IncredibleFrown: i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
JonnyGlitch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghostvalv: nailed it
Despoiler98: ALL SKILL
Solipsody: Skill!
RaklarLS: very elegant
empyreon: SKILL
Electrodyne: elegant
NotCainNorAbel: as designed
Solid_Fuel: that is what we call a pro gamer move!
Despoiler98: ROCK
vaderi: elegant
Kikazi: did you see that rock too? Kappa
Kikazi: lrrHEART
Kumakaori: feckin rocks~
kusinohki: oof… chat is so far ahead of the stream for me that the last clip was posted before I finished watching the scene...
Stoffern: Are we?
Stoffern: Are we alive?
JonnyGlitch: @Twizted_Seed he's on his last life
PaperDoopliss: @Twizted_Seed Think Death's Door from Darkest Dungeon
TehAmelie: i haven't tried anything like this irl but it feels like it would be intuitive to push off the edge in a way to gain some forward momentum. now how to translate that to a game. . .
RaklarLS: the 00's drum n bass makes it
vaderi: didn't need those jumps anyways
splatty1: hello
Vanbael: too close
thundercat2000: no
vaderi: elegant
RaklarLS: wipeout
JonnyGlitch: ripperoni
kaffeetrinken89: that was one and you got it
ghostvalv: T
IncredibleFrown: bike goes on ramp, not pelvis
thundercat2000: snake!
Solipsody: Harsh but fair.
Electrodyne: ded
splatty1: Is this a downhill biking game?
RatekStormcrow: They made pants out of your body
notarealartist: did you win the video game yet?
Stoffern: thats too many pants
Foxmar320: Pants get! Maybe now we won't rip the skin from are legs!
Vanbael: famous last words
TehAmelie: we may need new pants after that wreck. and legs
Electrodyne: let's wear all the pants
kaffeetrinken89: elegant
PaperDoopliss: Is this a Master of Magic talking sim? Because we just got Rjakhed?
MAPBoardgames: Like a bird. Smack! into a window!
IncredibleFrown: i'm a leaf on the wind, watch me crunch
vaderi: ouch
ghostvalv: oh no
silenceaux: You made it into your coffin
kaffeetrinken89: it is a truly advanced wedgie, if you need a ramp and a bike to do it. ^^
IncredibleFrown: i think the jaws of life are a misnomer in this case
Lord_Hosk: a little spray of red mist
Solipsody: At that point they just stuff more rocks in and erase your name from their records.
Electrodyne: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I--
LuckiiJay: hi
TehAmelie: the worst part of this is that it will not kill you, but getting the ramp off you will
Vanbael: this one looks like a real fast boi
Solid_Fuel: I have gained new respect for people that can manage these jumps irl
vaderi: Can't stop won't stop
Vanbael: very nice
vaderi: nice
kaffeetrinken89: pls dont touch controler with lighter
Solipsody: @corianderd TTSF project for Ian: Wire up an exercise bike to control this game.
PaperDoopliss: We've got pretty crushed without losing 2 health
IncredibleFrown: must proceed at an increasing velocity
Electrodyne: I wonder if you can hit the goal structure
kaffeetrinken89: did you ever think about employing a medic?
Mangledpixel: Electrodyne Cameron did, earlier
Kumakaori: welp :x
PaperDoopliss: Time for some o f f r o a d i n g
Despoiler98: oh goooooood
RaklarLS: well, there's your 2 backflip areas
vaderi: I'm sure Cam will be elegant
lurkerspine: that turn is gonna be wicked honestly
Vanbael: welp, time to storm the castle again
splatty1: oh, it just keeps going
silenceaux: I feel like there has to be a trick to that first ramp involving pumping or something
IncredibleFrown: "these look fun..." cameron says, hesitantly
Electrodyne: #elegant
Solid_Fuel: maybe try the backflips after the hard parts?
Solipsody: @vaderi Elegent like a Victorian Lady... Bombing down a mountainside on a BMX.
MAPBoardgames: I'm predicting haybale chalenges
JonnyGlitch: it looks harder than any of the ones I've seen you play yet
vaderi: falling off anything on this track looks real bad
vaderi: Good luck
Kumakaori: ok
Vanbael: um
Solid_Fuel: ???
Despoiler98: UM
vaderi: elegant
JonnyGlitch: LUL
IncredibleFrown: cam.
RaklarLS: keep going
thundercat2000: oh no
Rivulatus_: nice stoppie
Solipsody: Is this a new record?
lurkerspine: infinite stoppie
JosephDeath: Stoppie...
Kikazi: the ground will catch you, but it won't be nice about
Electrodyne: And it ends... in a quarry?
SketchyDetails: If you want o be formal, you should call them Hello Bales
Lord_Hosk: Lots of points
Solid_Fuel: airtime!
ValtheDrake: lrrFINE
Nigouki: UNLIMITED POINTS
IncredibleFrown: well, we can't die here.
MAPBoardgames: restart button?
kaffeetrinken89: can this simulate starvation? ^^
Kumakaori: I think our front wheel is stuck inbetween >>;.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
JonnyGlitch: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
ghostvalv: sergeOffByOne
Mangledpixel: getting a lot of points
CptMurphey: neat trick
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Kikazi: bunny hop, bunny hop!
SkylerRingtail: Just gonna sit here and grind some rep
Stoffern: The back isnt the issue
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
BusTed: Good hangtime.
AgentMagicMaster: use your hips!
frage069: Pump it
AmberLampLight: Oh wow
Kumakaori: 2/2~
IncredibleFrown: this is my new trick, the "stoppie". *doesn't move*
vaderi: The elegant ramp
Astra7525: how
Vanbael: go around/
Solipsody: Cam's aim is amazing. I could never do that twice in a row.
TStodden: At least that stoppie didn't hurt your health.
Vanbael: never mind
AmberLampLight: I came back at an opportune moment
kusinohki: "just go that way really fast, and when something gets in your way, turn"
vaderi: ow
Kikazi: perfect
vaderi: thtat's the spirit
IncredibleFrown: we're forging our own path in this crazy world
Kumakaori: screw the rules I go my own way~
Vanbael: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: Everything is under control
r10pez10: good morning
Lord_Hosk: Littlest Lady Hosk "I dont know the rules... But I think thats cheating"
MAPBoardgames: Near miss on the haybale
Solid_Fuel: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MightBeAWolf: If we're going this far off we may as well look for the sub-ocean.
SkylerRingtail: Hell yeah!
silenceaux: The slide points though
vaderi: whooo!!!!
r10pez10: this is a wild action game
kaffeetrinken89: replay
RaklarLS: i can see the speedrun strats are being developed in real time
Kikazi: there does need to be a mod for this game that puts a piece of toast in the player character's mouth
Solipsody: Cam sees the word "steep," Cam selects level. He's a man of simple desires.
Solid_Fuel: soo when the objective is "be fast" you can just skip everything and complete the track?
IncredibleFrown: there is fashion souls in this game, one could well be toast
vaderi: very thoughtful of the level designer
IncredibleFrown: or more beter cheating
JonnyGlitch: Get on that highway
Kumakaori: wellll come tooooo the DANGER ZZONE~
Solid_Fuel: bring it on?
SketchyDetails: High Way to the DANGER ZONE
JonnyGlitch: Lana!
Koshindan: So a 720?
RaklarLS: more of a mountain path to the danger zone, really.
ChroniclerC: "Bunny Hop Force" Worst superhero team or best superhero team?
thundercat2000: danger zone!
Vanbael: wow, gonna be a bit hard carrying speed into those jumps
RaklarLS: this is a rally track, not a biking track
IncredibleFrown: we might not die here!
thundercat2000: jink
BasilHunter: so straight downhill and skip the curves
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Solipsody: Do you control lean, or just steer left and right?
ArcOfTheConclave: can you use the embankments to turn?
Kumakaori: Never Tell you the Odds?
tipulsar85: Have fu Cam and Cori, I have a chat to mod.
TheMerricat: later @tipulsar85 have fun and hope they are all well behaved. :-)
PaperDoopliss: Timeout a borderline case for me tipulsar
Master_Gunner: ez game, ez lyfe
Lord_Hosk: PUT ON YOUR HELMET (cam) ROOKIE!
RaklarLS: these downhill tracks kinda want to make me play SSX.
Solid_Fuel: agressive
Despoiler98: skin someone else!
r10pez10: was that a rolling hay bale
I_Am_Clockwork: you're saying you have skin in the game?
splatty1: was that a hay bale rolling onto the track?
TehAmelie: er, are those haybales supposed to behave like tumbleweeds?
Kramburger: Acquire Skin
IncredibleFrown: can it be sloughed off and still in the suit?
RaklarLS: make to want me*
TheMerricat: @splatty1 yep :-)
MightBeAWolf: Can we stop biking and just have a picnic? This place looks lovely.
Gadora: Arrive at the end. If you must, walk.
r10pez10: wow helmet cam is weird
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hey Cameron, what's....whoa. Are we biking...?
TehAmelie: how did you do a "wheelie" while riding at a 70° angle?
RaklarLS: does this have VR?
DoodlestheGreat: !next
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vaderi: oh dear
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: RaklarLS dev said that it was too naustiating earlier
MAPBoardgames: I wonder if 'clean landing' and 'near miss' are based on speed?
Lord_Hosk: They used to have ramps with big gaps between, but after analyzing previous videos... we connected the ramps with these bridges.. for safety.
TheMerricat: @RaklarLS the dev was in chat earlier and said they are working on it but at the moment they get sick playing in VR.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Deep Curve
splatty1: Is this ftl but biking?
RaklarLS: yeah, i guess not having the gravity feedback doesn't help
FlyingUltraCar: "Deep Curvy Stunts" was my nickname in high school
I_Am_Clockwork: Steep Curvy Stunts is my 90's hiphop group
Mangledpixel: specifically, the dev themselves was getting sick
frage069: Probably just have to add the fake nose or something equally silly sounding
thundercat2000: yeah I can't think of a way they could fix it.
Vanbael: that's the mini-boss jump
splatty1: Its hard to do realistic movement in VR without causing nausea
Sarah_Serinde: rude, game
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
vaderi: I can see that being a problem with that mode
TheMerricat: @thundercat2000 not till we come up with a way to trick our inner ears.
IncredibleFrown: "the only way forward is down", the 201x story
kaffeetrinken89: dev doesn't have it's origin in ancient sanscrit, so they may as well get sick
Gekyouryuu: the castle?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah I mean nausea happens because your eyes tell you one thing about your balance and motion and your inner ear tells you something else, so realistically simulating VR motion is explicitly a recipe for nausea
Solid_Fuel: the mountains look like they are made of some sort of sedimentary rocks...
vaderi: except when it's up
Solipsody: Nauseageneity has been a problem for many years. I remember reading a paper about it in university - there was a paragraph-long description of part of their experimental gear which I finally realised was a bucket. For, you know...
Solid_Fuel: easy
Kumakaori: @IncredibleFrown I was trying to find some way to ender's Gate that, but I like your conclusion ^-^.
Vanbael: you were saying cam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
Orlantia: YAY!!!
SketchyDetails: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
IncredibleFrown: he's the smartest man alive...!
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PolyGryph: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
MAPBoardgames: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
RaklarLS: @Solid_Fuel yeah, they were definitely underwater at some point
Kumakaori: gate, game, er, that was an intentional slip XD;.
PaperDoopliss: Ya boy cam is a true content creator
notarealartist: Pog
TehAmelie: stupid amazing game features ruined by being beyond the human capacity to enjoy them. it's like when Eve Online decided on having ships automatically level out by galactic "north" cause free flying made people confused
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: BRR BRR BRR BRR lrrHORN
ghostvalv: poggies
thundercat2000: boss time guys
splatty1: 360 no scope the boss jump
Vanbael: this time you must jump hogwarts
Koshindan: I commend your bravery.
ComradeMik: bold
ComradeMik: i like it
Kikazi: George, George, George of the bike track, fast as he can be! George, George, George of the bike track, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE! lrrFRUMP
MAPBoardgames: It's a castle. twice as large.
Solid_Fuel: @RaklarLS indeed
TheMerricat: There have been a few techs announced that use essentially electrodes to the inner ear to trick it into thinking you are moving, but I've not heard of any that have made it anywhere close to fruitation.
QuietJay: doing it live
IncredibleFrown: or nipples
TehAmelie: bah, we barely touched it
Solipsody: @TehAmelie I think (coincidentally, given this stream) Descent was the only game that ever really made free-flying work, and I'm not sure why no one else has been able to recreate it.
kaffeetrinken89: after this one would be unaware for a while
MAPBoardgames: Do you get points for 'near hits'?
TehAmelie: ditto
IncredibleFrown: OH
Vanbael: too much speed
Kikazi: oof
RobotInProgress: SHATTERED
Solid_Fuel: AIRTIME!
Gadora: katesOw
Loonatic93: Did the bike shatter?
RaklarLS: the bike exploded
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: bike? what bike?
thundercat2000: ring of fire
IncredibleFrown: AW
Vanbael: robbed
RatekStormcrow: a bot slower
TehAmelie: we need some suspension
RaklarLS: boo
MAPBoardgames: ROBBED
Solipsody: Johnny Cash is very disappointed in you.
IncredibleFrown: no ok th train is he-damn.
Kumakaori: everything broke.
kaffeetrinken89: too fast
Kikazi: maybe aim for 65 km/h?
vaderi: oh
v_nome: Number 5 is not alive
frage069: Damn
ComradeMik: yoikes
ComradeMik: pain
vaderi: ow
Astra7525: I feel like you somehow don't gain much height when you jump
IncredibleFrown: but the train was here! what about the train buff?!
thundercat2000: maybe
Sarah_Serinde: Very important, keeping your eyes in
Nigouki: goggle will keep the eyes viable for transplant Kappa
Koshindan: I imagine a helmet makes cleaning the track a lot easier after people crash.
vaderi: eye purree
frage069: The tall jump really early was very challanging
SketchyDetails: The pathing thing will always try to make something friendly
vaderi: yeah
SketchyDetails: if not polite
Solipsody: And again, procedurally generating the level for a sports game in particular means you learn to play, generally, instead of memorizing the level and optimizing your route.
Kikazi: good run
SketchyDetails: Err, scratch that, reverse it. The parth will always be polite, but not neccesarilly friendly
TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/681280/Descenders/ for those looking for the game.
TehAmelie: i wonder if a hermetic full bodysuit that keeps all your bits from messing up the track would be useful. if people accept that they're just goin to liquefy when they crash. . .
Kikazi: booyah
Vanbael: right on time
ComradeMik: ayy lmao
Kumakaori: benginDab
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Solid_Fuel: Dab
Solipsody: @TehAmelie If it was tight and structured enough, how liquified could you get and stay on your feet/
FlyingUltraCar: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rivulatus_: finished with 1 left7
MAPBoardgames: 44/45 winning
Koshindan: Max speed time.
Nigouki: TehAmelie well there's those videos of people coating watermelons in truck bed liner and then dropping them off building. The truck bed liner does stay intact, but then makes slushing noises...
IncredibleFrown: more down, less left
Kikazi: gotta go fast!
Solid_Fuel: off road! :D
vaderi: nice
Kikazi: off roading it!
TehAmelie: ehe
IncredibleFrown: oh we're on an adventure now
Solid_Fuel: pro gamer move!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
IncredibleFrown: smoked it
Kumakaori: 29 seconds. ZOOOM~
vaderi: the cam track
Koshindan: I like these max speed tracks.
IncredibleFrown: *negative* curves?
SketchyDetails: Thats negative curves
IncredibleFrown: it just turns into a tunnel?
Solid_Fuel: impossible?
ComradeMik: goes the other way?
SketchyDetails: Like THAT
Solipsody: Not sure it's possible in Euclidean space.
I_Am_Clockwork: curving in the oposite direction?
niccus: hyperbolic space!
NotCainNorAbel: Desert Bus, you have to work to go straight
TStodden: Aren't negative curves sharp corners?
MAPBoardgames: We nerd sniped cam
ComradeMik: wait, why is there a hyperbaric lion tamer?
Rivulatus_: with relative directions negavie curves might have meaning?
DoctorHutch: isn't that like a pringle?
DoctorHutch: its been awhile
niccus: a sphere is positive curve, negative curve is when everywhere curves 'out'
Kikazi: I imagine its like a negative ramp on the curve, like think nascar track but the incline around the track is flipped out
IncredibleFrown: thought you were gonna trip over that twitch sign there
DoctorHutch: yeah i think a pringle has negative curvature
NotCainNorAbel: faster than they can legally go
Solipsody: Eventually, you hit the steepest track, and this game turns out to be functional identical to Downwell.
TehAmelie: like that F-Zero track that just goes in a straight line but twists so you're going downhill and then uphill?
IncredibleFrown: i hope the track is literally on fire
Loonatic93: I remember a Numberphile video about negative curvature. It involved folding pizza.
TheMerricat: Fire nodes are nodes where everything is maxed
NotCainNorAbel: we can do the near part, it is the miss part we have to work on
Solipsody: @TehAmelie A mobius strip. That's positive all the way along, technically.
I_Am_Clockwork: moogles? Kwoopo
kaffeetrinken89: are they slippery?
Koshindan: Even the camera is having trouble following these curves.
vaderi: what
Vanbael: miss can be interpreted in many ways
Mangledpixel: I mean, a hit is nearly a miss
thundercat2000: Thunderbirds are go
MAPBoardgames: I've seen you get 'near miss' on things you weren't that close to
TheMerricat: yeah, "Near miss" - doesn't that really mean you "NEARLY" missed? A sure hit!
kaffeetrinken89: elegant
kaffeetrinken89: adventure time
IncredibleFrown: going off road so hard you dissociate
Kumakaori: XD
plummeting_sloth: man, I just got here and this is a very chill presentation for this subject mater
TheMerricat: Roads? Where we are going Marty, we don't NEED roads!
Kumakaori: only got 1. near miss. Dang.
HorusFive: Never didn't have it
frage069: How did you not get 2
Koshindan: It was one constant near miss.
Nahvi42: Speed run strats
deinonychus24: The whole run was a near miss
frage069: you missed every tree in that copse
IncredibleFrown: now ok, come on. more than one of those trees was a near miss.
plummeting_sloth: where we're going we won't need roads
Solid_Fuel: do a kickflip :P
theambivalentagender: Can't stop won't stop
Rivulatus_: That clicky sound of the free wheel brings back so many good memories
plummeting_sloth: ah, remaining upright. The Gentlemen's strategy
SketchyDetails: You got SCOUTED
vaderi: seems like a good goal
PenultiN00b: Y'gotta Akira slide
ComradeMik: never stop never stopping
Mister_Hush: you were noticed senpai
IncredibleFrown: that road with no tricks got you noticed by a team
FlyingUltraCar: "sluice" is a great word
Solipsody: Cameron and Cameron byproducts.
kaffeetrinken89: isn't that what you are doing in rl anyway, regarding to the twitch gate
HorusFive: The challenge of biking to school for me was always dodging traffic
IncredibleFrown: what is it?
Dared00: This is IT
InquisitorGaia: is anybody else having trouble connecting to steam?
SerGarretCameron: around that speed, you usually can stop with bad breaks in about ... two tractor trailer lengths.
Vanbael: to jump a train through a ring of fire
kaffeetrinken89: no black holes involved
BrindleBoar: a ring of fire, you say
Vanbael: remember, don't go too fast!
I_Am_Clockwork: choo choo train! Froot froot!
kaffeetrinken89: but fiery holes are
SerGarretCameron: good breaks, you can do it in one.
TehAmelie: i wonder if the physics will allow you to break them enough to be spaghettified
PenultiN00b: I like that the train just like, goes into the mountain face
IncredibleFrown: speed: managed
MAPBoardgames: I'm hearing the FF7 boss battle music in my head right now
Dared00: UH OH
Kumakaori: XD....
IncredibleFrown: hit by the train.
Feltic: lrrFINE
Rivulatus_: got ruined by that train
kerbalized_: hogwarts train??
Solipsody: Wow.
CptMurphey: squish
kaffeetrinken89: cho cho
Nigouki: flawless
empyreon: TRAIN's
MrQBear: i just yelped out loud
Morrigan9: Prefection
plummeting_sloth: well that's one way to manage your speed
Dog_of_Myth: Thomas does not approve
silenceaux: Oh wow... hit by the train...
Stoffern: Trained
SketchyDetails: You've been training for this
Koshindan: sergeJustRight
Gadora: katesOw
Zebunisher: we sccessfully caught that train
BrindleBoar: rip
titanshifted: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
stumpinaut: froot froot
SerGarretCameron: which one of the thomas engines was red? I always forget.
Astra7525: Guess you're not going to wizard school
MaladyDark: thos epoor scottish children
HorusFive: F
TStodden: The OW-Warts Express(ed Pain)...
Solid_Fuel: got mashed by the hogwarts express
TehAmelie: the train driver is all "why did you do that dude"
PaperDoopliss: This would be a fun "would he have crashed anyway" lawsuit
IncredibleFrown: hit by fire
DoctorHutch: starting this round, not on my list of things to go wrong: hit by train
silenceaux: whump
QuietJay: rim shot
Solipsody: So the ring has a collider. Confirmed.
kaffeetrinken89: on the bright side the train is red anyway
Darleysam: and the children would talk about it all the rest of the way to Hogwarts
HorusFive: Fire- you say
MAPBoardgames: ha HA!
notarealartist: desth
thundercat2000: shake and bake
Morrigan9: "mommy the man on the bicycle hit the train"
Koshindan: Putting the oops in hoops.
IncredibleFrown: hot butt
vaderi: well the bike is still intact I guess
Nigouki: just max speed it
Vanbael: skp it
Nigouki: you seem to have less speed potential here
Dared00: got there
BrindleBoar: uhhhh
Solipsody: Watching this, you realize all the spikes and landmines in Guts and Glory aren;t really necessary...
IncredibleFrown: fuckin impaled...
Dog_of_Myth: Nailed it
titanshifted: jeez
kerbalized_: LUL
DoctorHutch: how dead? very
silenceaux: Started turning just a tad early, I think.
deinonychus24: Juuust a little outside
MightBeAWolf: Perfect
titanshifted: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
SkipIives: lol
splatty1: wow, I think you just attached your head to that post
kaffeetrinken89: a little bit higher and it would be a lasting impression
thundercat2000: kiss the steel rod
Rivulatus_: Its a Ben shirt
Nigouki: at least you left graffiti nice and high
notarealartist: FUCKIN DEATH
Stoffern: Turns out the human body isnt realy built to graze anything at all at 70 kmph
IncredibleFrown: what an end.
SketchyDetails: Is it time to wear cooler clothes yet? :P
plummeting_sloth: hey, a shirt for your next of kin
Kikazi: benginHeart
kaffeetrinken89: cam the impaler ^^
Kikazi: benginDab
HorusFive: To shreds you say
PaperDoopliss: @raw_genesis Riding straight on a bike is non-obvious :P
vaderi: you can do it
Dared00: an uncommon shirt, no less!
TStodden: I know it's terrible for me laugh, but I can't help it.
TehAmelie: imagine being turned into a shirt called the Hipwood White Jersey Long
MightBeAWolf: Send in the next test subject.
vaderi: too fast
splatty1: the shirt took the pattern of the stone wall you crashed into
Gekyouryuu: at least death is INSTANT so you don't feel it
IncredibleFrown: i'm surprised they could get enough off the masonry to make more than a nice necktie
kaffeetrinken89: it is the end of all noises
Kumakaori: @TStodden you're not alone XD;.
DoctorHutch: I Drove my bike into a bridge, I DON'T CARE
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SketchyDetails: Like a sack of apples falling onto a street
PaperDoopliss: @TStodden It's very healthy. It's like the skateboarding accidents videos on youtube, except nobody's actually maimed for life
Koshindan: Slapping wet meat with a ladle.
MAPBoardgames: you missed that post that was sticking out
TehAmelie: dry or boiled? >_>
Solipsody: You know that wet shattering sound when you drop a glass bottle of orange juice on a concrete floor?
plummeting_sloth: you did it for the vine
DaSunao: I imagine it was several noises with that many bones ceasing to exist
SerGarretCameron: Aldente @TehAmelie
Kikazi: lrrHEART
PolyGryph: What a good time
KeirenH: Thanks @TheMerricat
titanshifted: thanks cam! love you guys
johnhelix: Thank you for the stream, Cameron and Cori. Stay safe out there!
MAPBoardgames: Is it a rogue-like or is it just procedurally generated?
Dog_of_Myth: It was fun to watch!
titanshifted: lrrJAMES lrrFRUMP lrrEFF lrrFINE lrrGREED lrrAWW lrrGARBO lrrHEATHER lrrKATHLEEN lrrSCOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrJUDGE lrrHEART lrrMATT lrrHERE lrrARROW lrrBEEEJ lrrADAM lrrSERGE lrrGOAT lrrSPOOP lrrDARK lrrCHKN lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM lrrAWESOME lrrDILLY lrrSLOTH lrrBEEJ lrrDOTS lrrCORI lrrBEN lrrSACK lrrHAM lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrWOW lrrIAN lrrCAMERON lrrPAUL lrrSPOT lrrCOW lrrHORN lrrCREEPR
PaperDoopliss: @MAPBoardgames It's a roguebike
MaladyDark: so it hits the same, "must improve" button that roguelikes are trying to hit. it has the skill building by repitition, but how do the crew upgrades compare to gear in a more traditional Roguelike
Kikazi: oh, that'd be fun
TheMerricat: @MAPBoardgames did you see the map? I think it'd definately qualify as rouge-like/lite
thundercat2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (37m from now).
Kikazi: lrrFRUMP
KeirenH: It also has items/builds through the crew member system
Kikazi: James said Adam
Gekyouryuu: ooooh!
Vanbael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (36m from now).
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss
Sarah_Serinde: I am so here for WoH
BrindleBoar: a whole world of horror, you say
Vanbael: Its resident Evil 3
Kikazi: OOOoooo WOH! ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
Gekyouryuu: is Jacob joining for World of Horror?!
Solipsody: Ciao!
TheMerricat: Have a good one chat. :-)
abaoa_qu: RE3? I am ready
Shparky2197: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (35m from now).
MaladyDark: oooh. 9.25! time for second breakfast
Shparky2197: @amentur Thanks for the Aiel reference! lrrAWESOME
Shparky2197: @maladydark Ahh, another Aussie in the chat! Which Eastern state are you in?
MaladyDark: NSW
MaladyDark: what about you?
Foxmar320: Looking forward to RE3. I streamed it over the weekend so im excited to see how A & B do.
monkeyrama: Should be a fun one
monkeyrama: The RE2 remake was good, I've heard this one is too?
MaladyDark: I like how adam and ben are so stupid and fun, I can actually atch a horror game without getting scared myself. I loved watching jacob play RE but Iwas just as scared as he was :p
Foxmar320: I liked this remake.
niccus: if you want negatively curved spaces and roguelikes at the same time, there's HyperRogue
Foxmar320: There is one part im really looking forward to but im not saying a thing. :P
MaladyDark: it's hard to be scared when adam is there taunting the zombies fashion choices
Foxmar320: I don't find RE games to be super scary really
TehAmelie: they're like 1990s Stephen King books
MaladyDark: yeah... I'm a bit of a wimp. i get too scared to watch doctor who. I blame it on my anxiety condition, but I have always been this way :p
TehAmelie: a lot of gore but you're already used to it
Foxmar320: I don't like being scared either but I don't mind RE games. More gross than scares.
MaladyDark: i enjoyed watching Graham and... ben? do the RE7 on Newday. that was very gross and silly
Foxmar320: Like "gross that monster has 40 eyes and is covered in tentacles, better shoot it"
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (24m from now).
Foxmar320: Grahan, Ben and Alex did RE7 I think
TehAmelie: the part in RE7 when you get your hand chainsawed off is kind of typical. it's shocking and thrilling because and while it happens for the first time
Foxmar320: yeah
TehAmelie: one wonders what else they'll come up with to push the limits
monkeyrama: I think it was Adam and Ben for RE7?
Juliamon: There were two separate RE7 teams
Foxmar320: Yeah RE7 has been streamed twice
monkeyrama: Oh riiight
Foxmar320: I would have loved it if they had streamed the original RE3 then the remake but I guess this way the go in more blind?
TehAmelie: i don't suppose RE3 has aged very well
Foxmar320: I streamed it a few months ago and still enjoyed it.
Foxmar320: I like the classic style but its not for everyone.
TehAmelie: the tank controls. . . lrrAWW
monkeyrama: Quick question: Gamehaus and Now Kiss are under a "Returning soon" category on the lrr website. Are those streams actually coming back?
TehAmelie: more likely than Magnum rewatch
Foxmar320: Gamehaus is done. I don't think its returning.
monkeyrama: That's what I'd thought, but they're under that header sergeThinking
AshBurnem: Kathleen was talking about Now Kiss the other day, though.
Juliamon: The site is not always the most current (other than the calendar). I do know they want to bring Now Kiss back some day.
MaladyDark: Kathleen has said, while she would love to do more now kiss, the reality of lookign after penelope and doing her other work means she currently has no time
MaladyDark: So now kiss maybe returns when day-care re opens
Foxmar320: Working form home has actually decreased their available time.