rasterscan: !next
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Pal_Friendpatine: !next
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A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Spend quality time with your possessions.
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks LRRbot I’m working on that
A_Catastrophic_Success: That is good advice right now, lrrbot
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
gualdhar: !advice
LRRbot: Never hug people with your mouth.
Earthenone: lrrbot is really working on flattening the curver
Pal_Friendpatine: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
NimrodXIV: honk honk
hoale_mtg: !quote yeet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
hoale_mtg: darn
CastleOtranto: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: !findquote yeet
LRRbot: Quote #6481: "It's like yeeting, but for profit!" —Serge [2019-10-12]
Juliamon: You want findquote
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Can I order a pizza from your totally reliable delivery service?
gualdhar: the fuq
CastleOtranto: lrrCOW
DarkMorford: Oh boy
hoale_mtg: !findquote yoink
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bear_1n_the_hat: Hello.
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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gualdhar: !findquote kobe
sjcTheos: going to the store lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
orangecrowe93: Who's streaming tonight?
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A_Catastrophic_Success: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Pal_Friendpatine: Honk, yeet, and lrrCOW . Good start to the stream
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (It's time for CTS. The Crew plays online games and does a friendship! Game: Totally Reliable Delivery Service) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
djalternative: I'm putting in a big order to this totally reliable delivery service. What does everyone in chat want?
Pal_Friendpatine: This is the remix isn’t it?
Electrodyne: Here's one: "Yeet" is the opposite of "Yoink". @hoale_mtg
JohneyS: This intro music is funky.
HeyAustralia: well we know it isn't Ben, because he is currently streaming MTG
cetiken17: Cheetos for me
Alsritt: @djalternative a bagel
gualdhar: !findquote kobe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Catastrophic_Success: @djalternative Toilet paper
JeffCentaur: First, we need absurd amounts of toilet paper
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oakentree: oh gee a totally reliable delivery service. just like the one currently taking 3 weeks to get me something from within the same country .-.
gualdhar: is it showing me subbed now?
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djalternative: Cori, Ian, James, and Matt
Electrodyne: Definitely TP please
JeffCentaur: Then I need a trout yogurt machine
Juliamon: gualdhar yup!
gualdhar: thanks, that was odd
sir_jack_DB: SuspicioulsyTM has branched out
endoforder: hup
JeffCentaur: And if you drop it in the desert I'm gonna be pissed
Gascitygaming: hoo huh ha hu hup
jessieimproved: hup
Pal_Friendpatine: @oakentree yeah same here
ContingentCat: hup!
Solid_Fuel: huh hah hup
GrittyGramps: yip yip yap
mnemonicman: hup
Electrodyne: And 50 yards of waxed Ritza Tiger Thread
cuttlefishman: umm
SquirrelLord1111: Hu ha HUP
CastleOtranto: katesH
mnemonicman: lrrHAM
cuttlefishman: chat
ghostvalv: lrrHORN
cuttlefishman: which cats are babs
alpha_lumare: lrrPAUL
sir_jack_DB: bweh?
SnivianMoon: Hup!
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Nefarious_Ned: Been waiting all week for this!
CastleOtranto: slytqBweh
sir_jack_DB: @cuttlefishman all cats
ContingentCat: @cuttlefishman all katesLoaf
djalternative: one of these charactors sounds a LOT like Cori
alpha_lumare: StinkyCheese
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
Nefarious_Ned: Hang out w/ my favorite chat and my favorite gamers.
endoforder: shhh
gualdhar: no sound
Diabore: sound?
Despoiler98: LOL
NimrodXIV: game audio, not intro
Nefarious_Ned: uh oh...
Nefarious_Ned: woot?
sir_jack_DB: uh
BusTed: Sing it to yourselves, chat.
lirazel64: Sound?
Juliamon: Silent intro
punmaster10: bruh
IgnisDeus: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: no intro sound?
thunderbird32: Oops
jkoon78076: so what exactly is this game
gualdhar: WO
Naarius: D:
thunderbird32: MAWP
asthanius: mawp
Thatwasademo: loud
Juliamon: MAWP
gualdhar: MAWP
NimrodXIV: there we go
amative1: sound
SnivianMoon: MAWP
Diabore: MAWP
SketchyDetails: mawp
sir_jack_DB: ow.
radio_penguin: *slqams keyboard
Despoiler98: O.o
Commissar_Ravek: loud
SoulEater50210: My EARS
endoforder: katesWa katesOw
raven534: Sound!
SoaringDragon42: my poor ears
Kerrisis: CHRIST!!
SoulEater50210: lol
shadowbow464: Blame james
malc: there's all the sound we didn't have, and more!
Gascitygaming: ya'll wanted sounds....
punmaster10: this intro feels so weird without sound
ghostvalv: rip headphone users
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lirazel64: There we are!
ContingentCat: too much soul!
NightValien28: hello everyone
ContingentCat: *sound
TheAinMAP: Made it here just in time.
djalternative: This is what happens when you ask for sound, chat
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks for warning me chat
TheAinMAP: Hello.
gualdhar: can confirm, am headphone user, am dead
AgentMagicMaster: oh no its Ian we are doomed
bear_1n_the_hat: So much soul
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Electrodyne: woop woop
hoale_mtg: bruh im out here watching kahn math vids and *music*
SoulEater50210: That opening was like 20x louder lol
geail: Assault on headphone users
gualdhar: TW
Kerrisis: Gyah!
SketchyDetails: mawp
asthanius: MAWP
Critterbot: MAWP
DarkMorford: MAWP
gualdhar: OW
KeirenH: my eyes do not like those stripes
Bearudite: MAWP
malc: HI LOUD
asthanius: OH GOD
NimrodXIV: Cori is very loud
Nefarious_Ned: Hi Cori!
punmaster10: MY EARS
Drasvin: Why is Ian's shirt
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meisbored: WOW the audio balance is all over the map
Coolhand2: RIP
RvLeshrac: Attack On Headphone
Nefarious_Ned: Hello Matthew!
malc: jlrrFacepalm
mynameisie: Warning: Strobe Shirt
Alsritt: TotallyReliableDeliveryService, or Turds for short
Dumori: I unmuted to max volume Cori
Critterbot: Cori was super loud.
Thecooliest: oh god everyone is so loud
asthanius: ian please
33 raiders from RayFK have joined!
asthanius: HLPE US
CastleOtranto: Cori is LOUD
TimbrePanic: THE James Matthew Turner?
RegulusPratus: James has a quality mic
Nefarious_Ned: We blame YOU James Cori Matthew Turner!
malc: Cori is way too loud
MWGNZ: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
SketchyDetails: Cori suuuper loud
djalternative: Cori needs to turn down her gain. She's oververdriven @LoadingReadyRun
frage069: Everyone but Ian is super loud
ContingentCat: welcome to James' house of lies
gualdhar: please turn cori down a bit
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Kazman20a: they are all a little loud , Corry the loudest
RvLeshrac: James Coriander Matthew Turner VII
robotson_: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Dumori: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Nefarious_Ned: Of the New England Matthew Turners?!
JohneyS: Cori isn't loud. Everyone else is too quiet.
drthvd3r: Jaames Coriander Matthew Turner! His name is my name too!
rraawwrrimabear extended their Tier 1 subscription through May!
Despoiler98: its a shit show is what it is
Wicker_Knight: Gangbeasts?
ContingentCat: blame james
bear_1n_the_hat: Boom
Bearudite: BOOSTED
GrittyGramps: so many bugs
TimbrePanic: Ya'll just cant match to Cori's standards of sound levels
quasi79fu: this game is hilarity
snowcookies: heyo
malc: Discord: made by inaudible engineers
7gorobei: closer to HumanFallFlat openworld
quasi79fu: you try to deliver packages while not breaking them and working/ not working iwth others
RvLeshrac: How as the horizontal?
jkoon78076: what even is this?
Crad0k: ian is a moire
quasi79fu: the little machines tell you what to do
snowcookies: bye James
JarofGoats: bye james
Despoiler98: Gbye James
Nefarious_Ned: Goodbye James
Sheikun07: Bye jaaaaaaaaaames
sir_jack_DB: gbye james
bear_1n_the_hat: Bye
Fr3nchFry3: by ejames
DarkMorford: Discord is still hot, Ian
quasi79fu: not so easy
CaptainSpam: "Invert the Y axis?" "Um... what is it now?" "Normal." "...ssssssure, and that means...?" "Normal." "I hate you."
PMAvers: Wait, it's Wednesday. He can't fall to his death today, that's a Tuesday thing.
ghostvalv: :O
quasi79fu: james just exploded
A_Dub888: RIP Turner
TheAinMAP: Explosion?
malc: jlrrFall
bear_1n_the_hat: Boom
Dumori: lrrCOW
Alsritt: I've ordered a lamp from TuRDS Prime, when i can expect a delivery
quasi79fu: lol
GrittyGramps: exploding fire extinguisher seems counter intuitive
MyrddintheWizard: jlrrFall
MyrddintheWizard: lrrFINE
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5imian: is this game the same kind of 'simulator' as goat sim?
quasi79fu: oh no not again
Despoiler98: Bye James
bear_1n_the_hat: Bye
Fr3nchFry3: bye again james
quasi79fu: rip James
snowcookies: James, forever leaving us
thunderbird32: So hi right now
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Discord audio is still pretty hot
Nefarious_Ned: Super Ocean?!
Alsritt: his planet needs him
punmaster10: James is on a mission
Dumori: anime Twinkle
quasi79fu: james is gonna die
ghostvalv: :O
quasi79fu: there is fall damage
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is not how extinguishers work
snowcookies: What is Matt doing
Nefarious_Ned: Can you take chat on the ride?
Rockario: Matt over here, just performing several grappling manouvers on Ian
damn_i_am_pretty: James is SO HIGH right now
malc: jlrrFall_HF
Despoiler98: katesRip
quasi79fu: markers
TrakoZG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months, currently on a 76 month streak!
TrakoZG: totally reliable subbing service on the 76th sub
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TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Alsritt: rockettime, ian
Ba_Dum_Tish: It isn't a James stream if he doesn't die of falling
Nefarious_Ned: Truman Show confirmed!
quasi79fu: go to marker
Rytel: As a serious question, is this co-op Gang Beasts
TheAinMAP: Got there.
punmaster10: WE DID IT BOIS
djalternative: it looks collective
snowcookies: lol
BusTed: Time for some racing.
amythist: of course Ian goes right for the forlift
Pal_Friendpatine: When Ian came on I had PIF Shenmue flashbacks. And now no sun!? This is Shenmue
lirazel64: Ah, this is where all the stores in Shenmue get their stuff!
Sheikun07: Shenmue strats
malc: lrrBEEJ_EB
Tiber727: Of course Ian goes for the forklift.
kirbytronic: Gang beast delivery service
punmaster10: VROOM VROOM
PMAvers: Ah, so we're playing as UPS.
Rockario: How long before they notice it's fragile?
TrakoZG: that run animation
gualdhar: lewd
7gorobei: the box has a health bar so you cant be too rough with it
gualdhar: !lewd
malc: hehehe
Thatwasademo: helping!
ContingentCat: "help"
GrittyGramps: Ian has achieved naruto running
jkoon78076: is this made by the same people who made gang beasts?
punmaster10: we are speed
jessieimproved: Same studio as human fall flat?
Kyardraan: Cori with the VengaBus!
Alsritt: same studio as Hello Neighbor
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radio_penguin: and TABS
radio_penguin: and TRBS
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
sjcTheos: F
ContingentCat: oh no
ghostvalv: wasted
punmaster10: Deaded
GrittyGramps: made by Hideo Kojima
Thatwasademo: oh no they destroyed the box
ghostvalv: :/
Critterbot: Rigid!
punmaster10: nice on
thunderbird32: That's one weak cannon
Thatwasademo: might have wanted to raise the cannon rather than lowering it
RvLeshrac: You need to adjust the elevation of that cannon
punmaster10: FOR SCIENC
ContingentCat: we need to do a science
Evochron13: weeeaaaak
ghostvalv: :\
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Thatwasademo: okay maybe the cannon is a little weak
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
A_Dub888: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #1675: "Holes can have more than one entrance." —Ian [2016-01-26]
sir_jack_DB: this cannon SUCKS
Sheikun07: That is the saddest of cannons
Questhere: merry poppins yo
beckett_brass: I heard word of a Totally Reliable Delivery Service. Dare I ask what that is?
CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, James is actually doing his dang JOB... Kappa
TheAinMAP: Well, that was science.
punmaster10: lrrWOW
sjcTheos: glod!
Himyul: less impressive than expected
beckett_brass: Also, is it actually totally reliable?
oyleslyck: should have been a mary poppins cheevo
7gorobei: that was literally being hoisted by a petard
el_rotato: The other lever controls the power on the cannon
Ba_Dum_Tish: Shenmue training coming to the fore
sjcTheos: and thats how you mount a forklift
CaptainSpam: This is Ian's time to shine. He's prepared for it for so long.
ContingentCat: not the traditional way to enter a forklift but it works
PMAvers: This reminds me that people really need to play Good Job!
34Witches: Ah, Ian's the master at this!
Fr3nchFry3: this is how forklifts work
SnackPak_: Safety third... Wait, wrong show
Dumori: 100%!!!!
Juliamon: Perfect.
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Sheikun07: flawless
ZealousCrow: condition 100%? You HIT IT with a FORKLIFT
Sheikun07: OH NO
aerobeing: Ian has all that Shenmue forklift experience.
Despoiler98: yeeeeeeeesssssss
Despoiler98: do it
control_rig: This can't POSSIBLY go wrong
PMAvers: Letting IAN anywhere near a helicopter?
ContingentCat: @SnackPak_ I feel like safety third is the rule of any stream Ian's on
Fr3nchFry3: its working
iletthedogesout: hahahahah
punmaster10: we are going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship
TheAinMAP: Everything is fine.
mynameisie: Richter no
ZealousCrow: hahahahah
Despoiler98: DONE
Thatwasademo: Ah, so *this* is how Richter flies
ghostvalv: wasted
control_rig: Hahahahaha
Kumakaori: sploosh!
Despoiler98: Depth Charge
Ba_Dum_Tish: That was better than the cannon
SnackPak_: that was better than the cannon
aerobeing: @ContingentCat Sounds like most human endeavours, really.
CaptainSpam: You found a large fish under the sign of a large fish.
punmaster10: Fish friend is coming with us
mariomario42: ShowLove100
NightValien28: this is not safe
Tiber727: Make sashimi with the helicopter blades.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Richtor coming from outisde the traffic Qwoptor
TheMoatman: The fish hole
NightValien28: hahaha
Despoiler98: BLAM
Thatwasademo: Well, you delivered Ian
Kumakaori: delivered the ian, not the explosives XD;.
sjcTheos: No touching!
quasi79fu: welp cori is the pilot apparently
quasi79fu: ian is the forklift drivver
ContingentCat: Consent Ian
raaabr: Is that Krillin
rasterscan: What
punmaster10: Flop
quasi79fu: so what is James and matts job?
JarofGoats: I love how theres an exponsion/crash almost immediately after every vehicle goes offscreen
stares_in_klingon: have fun getting down Ian...
newjusticeteam: why is Richter not flying the qwopter?
mariomario42: This isn't Gang Beasts
punmaster10: FIGHT OT THE DEATHE
bear_1n_the_hat: Now it is gang beast
punmaster10: YMCA
Alsritt: lrrIAN_SG
jkoon78076: this is just pleasant
Rynehawk: i just joined and this seems incredibly inappropriate LOL
wintertempest: yeet
beckett_brass: For some reason, I like this music.
Despoiler98: crunch
sjcTheos: stuck the landing!
Rynehawk: "grab the handle" "pull back" I GOT IT
Despoiler98: gbye ian
TheAinMAP: Whee!
Thatwasademo: jump off a tall building, get stunned for a couple seconds
Thatwasademo: neat
punmaster10: you did it
NightValien28: nice improvised jetpack
snowcookies: lol ian
Mathonwy: So, what's this, then?
oakentree: honestly? i'd be alright with my parcels taking 3 weeks if when they arrived i got to watch this kind of three stooges style delivery
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34Witches: gotta do a number on your joints
Despoiler98: Ian "grab the tail rotor" Horner
aerobeing: OSHA would love this
CaptainSpam: Amazon Prime presents Amazon Stooges.
beckett_brass: @Mathonwy LRR running a totally reilable delivery service, obviously
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
tergonis: go cori go!
NimrodXIV: totally safe
Kumakaori: JUST. A . LITTLE. XD.
tergonis: carry this team!
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
quasi79fu: oh noooo
starlitdiscord: lrrFINE
Mathonwy: This IS what I would expect from LRR Delivery....
Serivus: James: for helicopter controls, WASD controls the left hand, Mouse controls the right hand
punmaster10: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Despoiler98: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
mariomario42: hahaha
SnackPak_: so close!
Mathonwy: Including the explosive ending.
punmaster10: lrrWOW lrrWOW
rasterscan: Clip ??
Bearudite: WASTED
J_Rey15: That was just like the Matrix
NimrodXIV: lrrCOW
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Sheikun07: This is amazing
tergonis: right, red barrel of course it explodes
Kumakaori: Acme Delivery Service. BOOM~
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Frankenfruity: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
3and4fifths: benginChaos
Lordofironstorm: Just as plannned!
gizmofreak1: lrrFINE
34Witches: lrrCOW
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
punmaster10: lrrCOW lrrCOW
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_TK lrrAWESOME_TK lrrAWESOME_TK
ZealousCrow: James got thrown SO FAR
M0N0P0LE: OKAY well I'm glad I tuned in today
oakentree: yeah i found this controls a lot more intuitively with a controller
CastleOtranto: I'm in tears!
control_rig: Hit its weakpoint for massive damage!
beckett_brass: Question: is there a way to cover the barrel in bubble wrap?
Despoiler98: Oh god I saw this on the schedule I knew it was going to be a frigging riot
mariomario42: That's Mr. Mister Gang Beasts to you!
mtgmogisthegod: benginHi benginDab benginHeart
Eggmojii: anyone else getting stuttering?
sjcTheos: wait is ian a helicopter pilot?!
tergonis: we believe in you richter!
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coopdawg_22: I’ve really appreciated the return of crossing the streams, keep it up!
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Mathonwy: Richter Hammockslam RIDES AGAIN!!!!
punmaster10: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: "Surprisingly lifelike helicopter physics", says Richter Hammockslam
Nefarious_Ned: It's Richter Hammockslam!
quasi79fu: we got it.. tenm seconds later.. booom
starlitdiscord: oh dear
ryuhimora: RICHTER NO
Lordofironstorm: All according to plan
Last1031: How is the traffic
MechaKuuga: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Eggmojii: RICHTER
3and4fifths: You guys aren't going to try to put it into that little cargo looking space behind the pilot?
andrew: gdi richter
Despoiler98: RICHTER NO
Bearudite: Hammockslammed
punmaster10: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
oakentree: not richters WORST segment tbh
Mathonwy: RICHTER, WHAT IS THE TRAFFIC LIKE?!
Sheikun07: PLANE
Sheikun07: lies
korvys: Ok. how about just NOT having a 3rd person hanging on for no reason?
J_Rey15: That explosion was charted on the Richter Scale
bear_1n_the_hat: The small pocket in the back.
Nefarious_Ned: No, that's...absolutely not how that works, lol.
TheMoatman: If you can dodge a helicopter you can dodge a plane
Rynehawk: look at his little legs
Mathonwy: How about, just one of you...
Dumori: Ah yes the famous Wright brother helecopter
Nefarious_Ned: LOL
wynternyghtynggale: @j_rey15 the Richter hammerslam scale
Despoiler98: yeah Cori come on!
starlitdiscord: !!!
quasi79fu: and she is .. Booooom
tehfewl: one is for pitch, ones is for roll, and one is for yaw
Bearudite: competence?!
control_rig: It's gooooooooood
Mathonwy: No boom?
IbunWest: That didn't look gentle
punmaster10: lrrSACK lrrSACK
Despoiler98: YEAH CORI
thunderbird32: Wooo!
mikstar899: Gentle criminal sounds like a bad cover version of smooth criminal.
34Witches: um
Titan457: * *
Mathonwy: Nuclear zipline?
ContingentCat: umm
quasi79fu: oh the Nuke
bear_1n_the_hat: Yes!
quasi79fu: this willl get hilarious
NightValien28: flawless
ryuhimora: HAMMOCKSLAM
Alsritt: Air-Cori-a is a pretty cool magic set, ngl
RedRaptor: Are they playing this on Steam?
Mathonwy: Nuclear Zipline is my Europe cover band name...
radio_penguin: not on steam yet
control_rig: Do it
control_rig: Do the voice
Halinn: You're listening to Qwerpline
Mr_Horrible: nothing could go wrong
bear_1n_the_hat: Helicopter punch.
Bearudite: now time to cover your mouth and yell
RedRaptor: @radio_penguin Ahhh. Thanks. I guess Epic Store then
Sheikun07: Someone throw to Richter
JohneyS: The people want a traffic report!
quasi79fu: oh noooo
Aenir798: What's the traffic look like?
IbunWest: This definitely seems like something Richter would do
quasi79fu: dont drag it
wynternyghtynggale: welcome nsberg
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: I have arrived to witness utter safety.
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: So safe.
TheMoatman: We've got a large pile of flaming helicopter wrecks over on First STreet
quasi79fu: lol
herph: ooh, boat!
starlitdiscord: ahahaha
mariomario42: INSTANT
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
NimrodXIV: WOW
Alsritt: YEET
NightValien28: oh god
iletthedogesout: HAHA
control_rig: Jeeeezus
NightValien28: nuclear yeet
Mathonwy: We really need Graham or Alex here to yell at Ian on a helicopter....
beckett_brass: Perform an air rescue!
7gorobei: sadly epicstore had it as a free game a few weeks ago
Thatwasademo: yeah, someone get A-Train on the line
aerobeing: The traffic seems non-existent. Yet, this delivery service is unable to move the cargo at a speed higher than 1 step per hour. Back to you in the studio.
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TheMoatman: And two fresh bodies all over the west end
snowcookies: wow
DigitalSeahorse: :O
JohneyS: Is this East Sump Acres?
Despoiler98: Hang GLIDER
sjcTheos: hangglider PogChamp
snowcookies: much gifts
Critterbot: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NimrodXIV: Windy Butte you say
punmaster10: uuuhh
Lirelent: hang glider
Ba_Dum_Tish: The windy butte
meisbored: heheheh
ZeldaZach: :D
quasi79fu: up and awaaaaay
Mathonwy: That's a funny definition of up....
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart sergeModLove sergeHeart sergeModLove theonl45Heart
thunderbird32: That's a novel definition of the word 'up'
Noodles_15: ride the termals!
punmaster10: CORI
rasterscan: Any bets on how many deliveries they manage to complete on stream?
Alsritt: I thought this wasn't a nsfw stream, that sounded like a helluva ephumism
PixelArtDragon: Watch Matt beat them
jadielady: Thank you person who gifted me a sub!
sjcTheos: donkey kong
Dragonality: Rolling log gathers no moss?
Vanbael: whats happening ? I just got here
mariomario42: TOO FAR
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride kathle3PRISM wheelerMuldp PrideLionYay GayPride
Despoiler98: NOOOOOOOO
stares_in_klingon: Ow
Titan457: Ow
bl1ghtn1n6: OOF
bear_1n_the_hat: Ouch.
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
Fr3nchFry3: mildly dazed lets go
punmaster10: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Despoiler98: fucking orbital insertion drop
TheMoatman: That is an *excellent* sound
ContingentCat: o u c h
sjcTheos: head first NotLikeThis
Ba_Dum_Tish: Cronch
Alsritt: CRATER
Gascitygaming: an Ian/Beej shaped crater
RedRaptor: Wow you didn't even get dizzy
Mathonwy: Right to the dome!
RobustLaser: ooh, that was cranial
Halinn: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: VirtualHug VirtualHug VirtualHug
oakentree: that's too far. that's too far
Titan457: Ouphe
Dragonality: My spleen, my liver, MY LASAGNA!
TheMoatman: You missed the grass, too
FlameAndAir: Landed on your head, rolled onto your feet, immediately walking
DigitalSeahorse: Oof
aerobeing: I wonder if landing in the river would make the same sound.
Mr_Horrible: ooh, only 1 revolution, that'll cost him points with the Russian judge
saweeks: remember kids always land on your face
malc: lrrFINE_SQ
ZeldaZach: @Dragonality Ed, Lasagna isn't an organ
TwitchTVsFrank: from that height i dont think that matters
sjcTheos: more ballooon
bear_1n_the_hat: Hotair ballon
quasi79fu: Ohhhh noooo
gizmofreak1: !badadvice
LRRbot: Disrespect THE HELM.
sjcTheos: ah we pubg now
NightValien28: honk honk
malc: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
Titan457: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
TheMoatman: Do you like
Dragonality: Or a seat
Halinn: HONK!
TheMoatman: Ian's car
mariomario42: there's a handle to hold on to
Sirius2010: no Iran! the balloon
swaggytaco: you dont havea seat
Alsritt: MULTI-PACKAGE DRIFTING
ContingentCat: wow pubg has really changed
Despoiler98: your falling james
quasi79fu: someone call the cops theres a drunk driver
TheMoatman: (Ian's car)
sjcTheos: you tell that sign
Fr3nchFry3: Ian are you obeying the speed limit?
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: "Can you pet the dog?" and "Can you honk the horn?" are two very important questions to ask of any game.
xantos69: cheer50 Its just like PUBG
Meark: hey it's half life 3
herph: driving FROM the engine
FlameAndAir: This is how you safely drive
Dumori: Ghost riding
Titan457: Become one with the car
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ian powered
Morrigan9: 1 Ian power
Dragonality: @ContingentCat James get's in a vehicle and immediately panics... sounds normal PUBG to me
natedesuka: Shiny and chrome
aerohydra: this is lrrmans now
aerobeing: No driver's license? Perfect. You can drive a taxi in Marseille.
Rockario: I thnink I've had nightmares about having to drive a car while facing backwards to reach the wheel, just like this
TrakoZG: if ian gets a helicopter, is he richter?
ContingentCat: @Dragonality pubg may change but James stays the same
Alsritt: starting to sounde like a fighting game character
RothonWylar: that man has quite the vertical
snowcookies: go James
sjcTheos: as are most zip lines
ani_laurel: Its gonna be a good highlight reel this week
TotallyDefiant: time for some birthday crossing the streams
malc: Ian has unlocked Hair!
ryuhimora: you unlocked HAIR
3and4fifths: @TotallyDefiant congrats!
Titan457: Ian has yet to equip his hair
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrCORI lrrMATT lrrJAMES
Sheikun07: OH NO
Alsritt: oh no
Halinn: This version of GTA is interesting.
mariomario42: Ian is breakdancing
I_Am_Clockwork: Yes Ian YES
ryuhimora: did you just try to benchpress the plane
M0N0P0LE: So obviously this isn't workable for the present stream but some sort of split screen setup would be amazing.
Bluedevyl: I'm getting so much enjoyment with my head canon that this is Richter Hammockslam's side gig
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blankslatearts: Heyyy
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JadedCynic: How's things going with this?
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blankslatearts: This game seems like a jamming time
mariomario42: lrrIAN_SG flying high
3and4fifths: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ZealousCrow: Ian getting stuck under the airplane made me lose it.
Alsritt: NYOOOM
pyrojakk: This game reminds me of the super old lego island game.
Rynehawk: anyone ever see that movie Alive? .....
ryuhimora: THE MUSIC
Yosh1tailz: JUMP!
I_Am_Clockwork: What can Brown do for YOU
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RedRaptor: I was told that my order of fuel barrels would arrive today but all I've gotten were explosions. 2 stars.
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NightValien28: I dare you to land it
control_rig: Loop de loop!
NimrodXIV: :D
punmaster10: IN STYLE
RobustLaser: hell yes
Titan457: !advice
LRRbot: Don't antagonize XSplit.
control_rig: Do a barrel roll
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Do a barrel roll!
CastleOtranto: Do a barrel roll!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Hah!
Sheikun07: Now can you transport anything with it?
wintertempest: banzai
pyrojakk: YEET
Eggmojii: i wish i had that level of grip strength
mariomario42: LAUNCH
swaggytaco: uh oh
Yosh1tailz: LUL
quasi79fu: lol
Titan457: lrrCOW lrrCOW
NightValien28: wooooo
Hadhayosh: LUL
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Ohhhh no
malc: LOL
RealGamerCow: goodbye
Despoiler98: SKRT
ryuhimora: BYE
I_Am_Clockwork: ahahahaha
NimrodXIV: YEET
starlitdiscord: boom!
ani_laurel: AHAA
TheMoatman: It's a bird! It's a plane! It used to be a plane!
Yosh1tailz: F
Dragonality: Forgot to learn landing
Alsritt: YEEEEEEET
Lirelent: figuredd it out
swaggytaco: were ok!
ContingentCat: O U C H
Despoiler98: KOBE
Frankenfruity: ROFL
TheAinMAP: Wow.
punmaster10: lrrCOW
mariomario42: falling with style
Ba_Dum_Tish: Landing is the important part
snowcookies: bye Ian
NarishmaReborn: ouch first lawed
Morrigan9: i think it left a mark
bear_1n_the_hat: Physics
TiberiusEsuriens: Falling... with STYLE!
stares_in_klingon: F
RealGamerCow: He figured out flying, not landing.
amythist: flying yes, landing no
SoaringDragon42: Figured out flying, check. Landing, not so much
JadedCynic: you SAY that Ian....but you're kinda hanging out of...nvmind
IgnisDeus: now to figure out landing
FlameAndAir: He did figure out how to fly. But not how to not fly anymore
Halinn: Flying yes, landing no
Yosh1tailz: He didn'r figure out landing yet
radio_penguin: did he dided?
icefinch: in fairness he did figure out flying
MaladyDark: oh yes. he had flying donw pat. landing not so much
TheMoatman: After all, flying is just falling with style
ryuhimora: Richter. Richter no
Yosh1tailz: look chat
RothonWylar: whats that giant loop?
NightBook1: no no, its from temple of doom, indianna jones "fly yes, land no"
Yosh1tailz: it not perfect system
oakentree: he also didn't stop flying for quite a while to be fair
ZealousCrow: Ian has played flight sims hasn't he
Halinn: Traffic qwopter!
Dumori: OMG that loop the loop in the desert bit"
RedRaptor: I see Ian went to the Indiana Jones school of flying.
Alsritt: Ian and the quest for the summit
JadedCynic: Richter! Come back Richter - you forgot the RADIO, how are you going to report on the traffic?!?
MaladyDark: Taboggan!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: SLED
NimrodXIV: you must sled
Alsritt: sled sled sled!
mariomario42: GOLD lrrIAN_SG
Pteraspidomorphi: How do multiple players interact in this game? Got here a bit late
TrakoZG: in one of the recent Qwerplines, Richter did do some deliveries
Saintnex: I’d love to see the hang glider in action
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: This will end well.
TrakoZG: aka a GTAV strar with cargo helicopter
Dumori: man this would be rad in squad mode
Titan457: I don
punmaster10: STYLE
oakentree: the recovery!
JadedCynic: Chat - should we be worried that Ian/Richter is bad at piloting on the biplane, but GOOD at the helicopter?
Titan457: I don't believe that's how hang gliders work
CastleOtranto: katesWa katesOw
vidStrickland: is this Death Stranding?
Halinn: Did you see the sleds at the top?
Fr3nchFry3: Ian you landed!
TrakoZG: JC - all according to lore
Halinn: You can take a trip down the slope
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Get back up to that peak and SLED.
sjcTheos: updraft PogChamp
Lirelent: hang gliding is calmiing, thatt's why it's awesome
Yosh1tailz: PogChamp
TheAinMAP: Updraft!
Firnsarwen: Not gonna lie, kinda wanna see more of the deliveries xD
34Witches: up!
Diabore: another island!
RealGamerCow: So is Ian the manager?
Zanzabar_: Umm...
CastleOtranto: That updraft though
Lirelent: sick thermals
Halinn: ANOTHER ISLAND
JKBalch: That doesn't sound good
mariomario42: Ian is the draft manager
Alsritt: man, breath of the wild looks a lot different than i remember
Dumori: Secret island in the drawdistance
JadedCynic: ah, hot exhaust stacks give IMPRESSIVE updraft...
control_rig: TOS?
NimrodXIV: phrasing
sjcTheos: phrasing
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Phosphatide: HANG IN THERE CoolCat
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Yosh1tailz: KappaPride
snowcookies: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
Fr3nchFry3: Pants no way
djalternative: can you get to the island behind the mountain in the distance?
control_rig: Squish
mariomario42: see that mountain? you can climb it
Vanbael: !findquote snowball
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
amative1: Takeshi's Castle, anyone?
CastleOtranto: The chances of me buying this game are increasing by the minute.
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Ohhh, yessss
TrakoZG: is there a specific name for those circular sleds?
vidStrickland: Yeah, what? This wasn't on my radar at all, and now I'm SUPER into it.
Bluedevyl: @CastleOtranto Same here... I think my kids would LOVE it
TheMoatman: Physics!
Hadhayosh: did that sled just explode
bruno_mant: f
Brozard: Is this made by the same people who did Totally Accurate Battlegrounds?
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Sled tub.
drthvd3r: So, am I the only one who reads this as Gangbeasts meets Crazy Taxi?
JKBalch: Did you hear about the new Paul Simon song about winter wonderlands? It's called Slip Sledding Away
Titan457: Neither can we
mariomario42: lrrIAN_SG
M0N0P0LE: It's on Game Pass also, which is super cheap.
Bearudite: Jamaica has a bobsled team
Yosh1tailz: F
control_rig: Ooof
TheMoatman: lmao
ContingentCat: oh noo
Fr3nchFry3: too much momentum
Despoiler98: katesRip
Vanbael: did james just murder ian
TheAinMAP: Right into the rocks.
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
bear_1n_the_hat: Nice
PixelArtDragon: So... what is actually the coal of this game?
CastleOtranto: Ian is the boss applesauce
Sheikun07: Technically the goal is to make deliveries
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Yosh1tailz: The coal of the game is food Kappa
Titan457: Yes, Ian. Gyrate upwards
Despoiler98: @Sheikun07 ummmm dont worry about it
Dergib: ian go do the loop
CastleOtranto: Skyrim!
Yosh1tailz: F
Despoiler98: ow
Despoiler98: ow ow ow
punmaster10: "HILL"
tergonis: hill, cliff same thing
Vanbael: its like Gang Beasts meets Death Stranding
Fr3nchFry3: welp ian ded
sjcTheos: "If James jumped off a cliff, would you?"
34Witches: Ian falling off things simulator 2020
PixelArtDragon: Deep impact. DEEP IMPACT.
RealGamerCow: Now we know the answer to "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
Dumori: I'll give that dive an 8?10
HorusFive: Monocle?
CastleOtranto: Google glass?
Halinn: Can you go to the other island?
HorusFive: The most Decadent eyewear
Dumori: Ian check out the sick stunt tracks
Halinn: That ramp looks interesting
rasterscan: Everyone splitting up is a little less fun to watch. :/
thenb44: oh hey its richter
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HorusFive: Why do I suddenly hear "Flight of the Valkeries"?
DarkNacht: How is the traffic?
CastleOtranto: The destroyed like a dozen helicopters. THAT'S decadent.
swaggytaco: nice landing
Rynehawk: nailed it
TheAinMAP: Rough landing.
thegrolan: it's the qwap- and it's gone
PixelArtDragon: The phyiscs of this game are... a challenge.
Phosphatide: perfect landing
NimrodXIV: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
dastar512: poor qwopter
punmaster10: We delivered him
Despoiler98: James what the f
34Witches: Who orders all the explosive barrels?
Pteraspidomorphi: James learned how to drive like that from PUBG
M0N0P0LE: Oooooh
s0lesurviv0r: Death Stranding is looking good
malc: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [41m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Can't get taken to the store? Well Crossing the Streams' gonna delivery it to you! Join Ian, Matt, Cori, and James for a few rounds of Totally Reliable Delivery Service!! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVrrDnaU8AAW6Cw.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1250574715355164672
headless_joker: Who is on the stream
Pal_Friendpatine: @34witches videogame level designers
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Ian's a motorist!
NimrodXIV: Ian no
Diabore: uh oh
Mangledpixel: !y
LRRbot: HONK
Despoiler98: stop smashing the package!
Dumori: !y
LRRbot: HONK
Alsritt: !y
Despoiler98: :P
underhill33: lrrHORN
TheMoatman: Is that the Vengabus I hear?
TrakoZG: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
Titan457: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
munnaperson: hoooonk
HorusFive: "Roads. Where we're going we don't need ROADS!"
RealGamerCow: and there goes Cori
Rynehawk: LUL
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHHAHA
sjcTheos: narrator: He was not good
Alsritt: time limit?
Fr3nchFry3: you got it this time
TheMoatman: I mean, it is jumpin, and... there have certainly been many bumps\
beckett_brass: Where's our truck door--where's our truck!
Dumori: we destoryed a box
NarishmaReborn: we seem to be having a trolley problem
sjcTheos: lrrHERE
Alsritt: we live here now
TrakoZG: RIP Ian
DarkNacht: lrrHERE
punmaster10: NSFW
Phosphatide: did the boxes thrashing around break the truck? LUL
Despoiler98: WELP
ContingentCat: I gues it was an Ian catcher
RavingPenguin: This is my life now
Halinn: Does that mean you're a cow?
Vanbael: lrrFINE
Alsritt: lrrHERE lrrHERE
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Ian is cold and alone.
punmaster10: lrrHERE lrrHERE
TheEuphoGuy: lrrHERE
Rynehawk: *theme to the great space coaster plays on loop*
Despoiler98: lrrHERE lrrHERE
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Halinn: lrrHERE
jkoon78076: where is cori?
odamadillo: Oh I am late. How much have I missed?
TheAinMAP: Good to know, Cori.
Titan457: Well, that's just unreasonable
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Rockario: @Halinn Only his hand
Alsritt: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4483: "Magic has a lot of cards and smells." —Serge [2017-11-10]
34Witches: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:46.
punmaster10: we are on a mission
sjcTheos: trailer PogChamp
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
littleredwolves: !quote
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote package
LRRbot: Quote #4130: "Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area." —Kathleen [2017-03-27]
ChiefEngineerMichael: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5408: "That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely." —Ian [2018-10-18]
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, odamadillo, in the last 15 minutes, various vehicle crashes and explosions, and extreme falling and slamming on the ground
punmaster10: !badadvice
LRRbot: Parachutes just slow you down.
MaladyDark: ignore truck. take bus?
rasterscan: !quote box
gt225: Can you close the van door?
Vanbael: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #5922: "'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'" —Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
radio_penguin: doors would be too easy
punmaster10: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2826: "I don't think I'm meant to die from my own farts..." —Heather [2016-06-15]
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geldaran: Thanks for everything you guys have been doing to make Social Distancing a little more social!
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raaabr: What even is this game
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: That went as expected.
Despoiler98: GDI Ian
malc: flawless
HorusFive: Ian is "Helping"
Fr3nchFry3: 10/10
Titan457: Glorious
SquirrelLord1111: !findquote helping
LRRbot: Quote #5292: "I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful." —Dale [2018-08-27]
Warm_Pleather_Dad: Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's a mood
34Witches: Is that a trailer or a flail?
MaladyDark: i mean. the trailer would have been great
Sarah_Serinde: Also hi friends :D
Loonatic93: This looks like it's part of the "Gang Beasts" Universe.
radio_penguin: Just cause physics
Bearudite: too real
iletthedogesout: seen plenty of people do that with a trailer ha
Nigouki: so i'm a bit late, is this the physical distancing LRRMans?
RatherWT: Have you ever just hucked a trailer?
TheMoatman: I'm feeling some deja vu
I_Am_Clockwork: this truck is fishtaliling like crazy
natedesuka: !findquote trailer
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Yes, *this* is the delivery vehicle we need!
TheMoatman: It's like I've been in this place before
Fr3nchFry3: well
pyrojakk: Physics, amirite
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: Wow!
Critterbot: lrrWOW
M0N0P0LE: telefragged
I_Am_Clockwork: wow
jkoon78076: that was fucking great
meowzhuxi: lrrWOW
MechaKuuga: lrrIAN lrrFINE
ContingentCat: the game
TheMoatman: Telefragged a fucking truck
Despoiler98: fucking REKT
Morrigan9: so apparently the Saab 9000 had a joystick
SniperPumpkin: got yourself telefraged thare ian
raaabr: This game feels like a real mood
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: You got tele-fragged.
stares_in_klingon: Well done!
munnaperson: woooow
ContingentCat: that game's like NO this truck
radio_penguin: I think I'm in love
Fr3nchFry3: get on the train!
ContingentCat: can you close the back?
I_Am_Clockwork: into the SEA
radio_penguin: no doors only freedom
Mr_Horrible: "best" is such a strong word
sjcTheos: this explains why my packages always arrive in such rough condition
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: I think holding them breaks the physics, and thereby the truck?
Rynehawk: you meant to say DO drive into the ocean, right?
Nigouki: closing the back would be cheating
PMAvers: Still more reliable than DHL
2rrr_mirror_breaker: no the packages are getting to damaged
sjcTheos: the boxes take damage
M0N0P0LE: I think maybe it's the PACKAGES taking too much damage
MaladyDark: the boxes were damaged
beckett_brass: I mean, on the upside there's never a need to pay for repairs on this truck.
Goombill: This game sounds like Banjo Kazooie
HorusFive: Have you considered, not Truck?
ForOhForError: way to throw ian under the truck, ian
Kaaosa: Is this the new Death Stranding?
34Witches: TOS?
coopdawg_22: That’s a lot of damage to those packages
Fugi: Ian...
Titan457: !findquote package
LRRbot: Quote #4130: "Look at that package! I mean, look at that groin area." —Kathleen [2017-03-27]
munnaperson: in fact there is no truck at all
TrakoZG: 🚚 🚌
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PixelArtDragon: Grabbing your package on stream is a different website...
planeswalkagogo: so, is this game just if Gangbeasts had a job?
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Fr3nchFry3: it almost worked
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Help, I died
NimrodXIV: "we're good"
odamadillo: Wouldn't it be smarter for someone to get into the truck and get a package passed to them?
punmaster10: lrrCOW
SquareDotCube: This is the same problem I ran into: the physics are "fun" untll they keep getting in the way
TheMoatman: Don't, let go, Matt!
RatherWT: Can't you just close the door?
MaladyDark: so the package they held onto took way more damage
wintertempest: ace ventura is not a good example for package delivery
RavingPenguin: Who let james drive?
Critterbot: Nice skyrimming!
rasterscan: When Fugi is disappointed in you, you crossed a line
rasterscan: U_U
Titan457: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:54.
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Pal_Friendpatine: How about boxes only in the back if the truck?
Loonatic93: I see that it at least has a very similar control scheme as Gang Beasts.
radio_penguin: I think this is how amazon moves boxes
TrakoZG: ^
thefileclerk: amazon, early years
bear_1n_the_hat: The boxes can just sit in the truck. They don't move.
PMAvers: Again, still more reliable than DHL.
munnaperson: how about walking
punmaster10: Amazon 3000BC, colourized
Bearudite: Matt is the WHEELMAN
thefileclerk: DHL "screw you and your package"
Pal_Friendpatine: This is actually working
TrakoZG: DHL current day
asthanius: Once this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
Fr3nchFry3: inb4 delivery fail
Loonatic93: Hey, Ian, when do you start becoming a professional e-racer?
radio_penguin: checked with the softest of hammers
Electrodyne: Ianitial D
RealGamerCow: That reminds me. If my shelter in place is happening still when LRRMans happens, I'm getting a wheel.
rasterscan: Aw, they just missed gold
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Hooray!
M0N0P0LE: *applause*
ContingentCat: katesHype
RealGamerCow: lrrGOAT
rasterscan: *applause*
Despoiler98: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: lrrGOAT
TheAinMAP: katesHype katesHype
munnaperson: woooooo
Firnsarwen: Matt: Super Pro Driver!! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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THEGHOSTNUTTED: hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiii
Dumori: PULL THE LEVER!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Soooo safe.
thefileclerk: half ass is usually more ass than people apply
Sheikun07: This won't end well
TrakoZG: I would like this as a more serious game in the vein of truck sim or bus sim
ArcOfTheConclave: Is this Suspiciously Fast Delivery?
THEGHOSTNUTTED: hoi
THEGHOSTNUTTED: im temmie
beckett_brass: Who's ready for explosions?
punmaster10: lrrSPOOP
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Oh dear.
THEGHOSTNUTTED: littewralyy im temmie
g0mer314: hahhaahahah
Mangledpixel: lrrCOW
SquareDotCube: Weav-Ian Horner
maleko12: It's April, Why am I watching desert bu?
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
thefileclerk: so, how many casualties
Frankenfruity: Ian was reading chat while driving
Rynehawk: we call that move the "Devo"
munnaperson: yeah is it suspiciously fast delivery
Ba_Dum_Tish: Desert truck for nope
Pal_Friendpatine: !gant
LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
Fistacles: ian driving like its the saab LUL
dastar512: this is the best desert bus
m00ntruther: whos temmie?
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Trambopoline!
SquirrelLord1111: !Vaseline or Barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
g0mer314: JAMES!!!!
sjcTheos: classic PIT
Titan457: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
3and4fifths: Monster truck rally!!!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Ian. YOUR DESTINY
munnaperson: desert truck
thefileclerk: this is why we cannot allow the USPS be privatized
Pteraspidomorphi: Hehe
NullColaShip: truck not smoking? James'll fix that
M0N0P0LE: @thefileclerk miracle workers those folks
TheMoatman: Very Tim Allen grunting
TrakoZG: is the truck smoking because damage or running engine?
Dumori: Let's convoy!
splatty1: are they going to have to forklift a forklift to complete something at some point in this?
PapertheUnicorn: is this open world gang beast?
Hangedman: I wonder when they'll notice. I hope it's once they drive away
M0N0P0LE: nice
mariomario42: F
g0mer314: hahhaahha
herph: OSHA
NotCainNorAbel: OSHA approved
thefileclerk: ded
TheAinMAP: Oh!
arkilyd: F
EarthzPower: lol
ghostvalv: D:
malc: jlrrBreak
Dumori: I bet we can get gold on this
Opera707: F
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Now that racing circuits are going to be completely virtual, when are you going to become a racing pro?
Nigouki: oh, it's that Hans Forklift safety video
punmaster10: lol
sorinfckr69: Oh wow
thefileclerk: adam is meat now
34Witches: Oof, industrial accidents :(
ghostvalv: das ist Klaus
TheMoatman: I think this is one of those things where removing out the forklift is worse than leaving it
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: James, you're not safe. You're still here.
FloydOfSmeg: This is fine
sorinfckr69: the first thing I hear is that james is dead
Nigouki: oh right, Klaus, not Hans
PMAvers: Tales from the LOOP
Dumori: All skill no luck
munnaperson: flip
thefileclerk: oh no
Ba_Dum_Tish: Loops today loops tomorrow
arkilyd: Send Richtor to do the job
Stoffern: Helicopteropteryx?
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: SAFE
mariomario42: Crash in 3...2...
sjcTheos: get in the choppa
Despoiler98: COME ON RICHTER
Morrigan9: helicoptrix sounds like some kinda s&m thing
Nyx_fire: just getting here, which game
Loonatic93: Richter Richter Richter Richter!!!!!!!!
Juliamon: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Totally Reliable Delivery Service
Fr3nchFry3: This is the epitome of safety
Inkymouse: I mean Ian is Richter Hammockslam
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Expense the pizza.
RatherWT: lrrFine
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Oh geeze.
MaladyDark: wow
TheAinMAP: Everything is fine.
Lirelent: define... "ok"
Titan457: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
RatherWT: lrrFINE lrrFINE
FloydOfSmeg: How's the traffic Richter?
Despoiler98: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Slowly spin towards your objective!
NotCainNorAbel: And to the traffic with Richter....
stares_in_klingon: I can't breath :D :D :D
Loonatic93: So, is this the QWRP Traffic Qwopter?
SomebodyNowhere: uhh, that's working?
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
PMAvers: "I definitely cannot do a damn thing." - James
TheMoatman: Poorly
SnivianMoon: This is a literal QWOPter
PapertheUnicorn: obviously, no one else is qualified to fly thisthing
Despoiler98: nooooooooo
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: ahhh
thefileclerk: cruuuunch
Hangedman: teddy bear pillow coming in clutch
mariomario42: James is a coward, sorry
Tripleyew: there are some things that I clearly don't understand about physics
Mangledpixel: "Don't worry Graham! I have removed enough of the Qwopter's fuselage as to make it possible to pilot it from outside the cockpit"
bear_1n_the_hat: Loop
I_Am_Clockwork: Loop!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: THE LOOP
mariomario42: @Mangledpixel Definitely read that in Richter's voice
Mangledpixel: hehe
thefileclerk: this is the world elon musk wants
odamadillo: Remind me who voices the helicopter pilot for qwerpline.
ContingentCat: became disconnected
thefileclerk: @odamadillo an ian
BusTed: how mysterious.
PixelArtDragon: Did you just call Matt a drag?
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Go go go!
SnivianMoon: Rolling around at the speed of sound!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: ahhhhhh
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and dead
Loonatic93: There was no way he was going fast enough to get up that far!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: How did that not explode?
amative1: odamadillo Ian
munnaperson: again!!!
asthanius: Looper
thefileclerk: tinylittleleeeeegs
PixelArtDragon: This music is very chery considering the amount of death involved
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BusTed: Motocross Maniacs
punmaster10: YOU DID IT CORI
Baldrash: Motocross Maniacs?
thefileclerk: zoop
trilemma85: Excitebike?
Sarah_Serinde: I feel like the loop is operating as intended
herph: tetris
NotCainNorAbel: Excite bike was NES
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
munnaperson: Please get a car!
sjcTheos: sergeIntoTheSea
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Oh nol
ZealousCrow: is excitebike on the switch nes arcade?
ZealousCrow: I loved that game
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: This is optimal.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: this seems unsafe
ContingentCat: It not perfect system
Baldrash: @ZealousCrow Sure is./
Dumori: This is how man should fly!
HoloTheWiseWolf_: air drop ian
M0N0P0LE: wait space shuttle?!
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Sherk.
ContingentCat: um?
Nigouki: Cori is on an ICBM?
sjcTheos: sergeIntoTheSea
PixelArtDragon: Matt broke your fall!
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lasersuit: This game is delightful
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SoaringDragon42: How did that not end the delivery?
ghostvalv: improvised submarine
TheAinMAP: sergeIntoTheSea
NotCainNorAbel: rocket powered submarines. Very typical USSR.
Tiber727: What are the one underwater jetski like things you hold onto?
denu55: I
asthanius: Torpedos
Quentoxic: Perfectly safe
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ian is fully secure now
Swamplor: Oh, we're back to PUBG, I see
Juliamon: It's fine. lrrFINE
splatty1: now half car
Fr3nchFry3: Package is still fine somehow
denu55: LOL
wrathofwood: in the trunk
SwankyFlea: Like most games, I would like to see this speedran
Mikiao: smooth as butter
Blasteg: is that packaging nuts flying everywhere ?
Dumori: That box aint goona last
denu55: idk box looks beat up
34Witches: Package showing a *little* wear and tear
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Box can make it!
Titan457: "Near Mint"
denu55: omg
odamadillo: Can't you just deliver it on foot?
stares_in_klingon: No, really Matt?!
denu55: at this point id walk too
denu55: omg
HorusFive: Basically just like regular driving Matt
Sheikun07: IAN
34Witches: NOOO
punmaster10: EEJIT
stares_in_klingon: NOOOOOOOOO
rasterscan: Pfthahahahaha
denu55: OMG
denu55: omg lol
Izandai: katesRip
TheAinMAP: Oh no!
SoaringDragon42: So close!
BusTed: womp womp
denu55: rip
Tiber727: All you had to do was let go.
GeraldTheWhiteWoof: Plane to feel better.
denu55: limbo under the plane
kenry6: LUL
RavingPenguin: *slow clap *
Blasteg: that didn't took off
HorusFive: But do you have a pilot's license Matt?
trilemma85: If only someone hadn't left their buggy in the runway.
Countjondi: why didn't ian just move the buggy our of the way?
Sheikun07: That's crazy talk
denu55: uhm
g0mer314: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Dumori: NEW PLANE!
ContingentCat: fresh plane
Swamplor: I definitely heard "Why am I on Shart Island?" which is a question I would definitely be asking.
odamadillo: Is there a vehicle they haven't crashed yet?
denu55: uhmi dont think thats how u fly a plane
bear_1n_the_hat: Dog fight!
SoaringDragon42: No
denu55: lol
Nigouki: it's the dynomite delivery mission from Vice City
ghostvalv: oh lawd he comin
SwankyFlea: So close!
denu55: bahahahhaa
HoloTheWiseWolf_: you are the plane now ian
Countjondi: nice
kenry6: 10/10
Dragonality: Into the drink
Blasteg: yeet
sjcTheos: sergeIntoTheSea
TheAinMAP: sergeFall sergeIntoTheSea
Dumori: 9.7/10
tipulsar85: You had so much lift on that crash Ian!
SquirrelLord1111: sergeIntoTheSea
v_nome: Is that what they call a water landing?
ContingentCat: un actually those are wind turbines not mills sergeSnerge
denu55: LUL
Japolai: I work in a warehouse and this is a good representation of shipping and logistics
padawantk16: First stream, finally got twitch to work! this stream is a good start
splatty1: ian taking the important role of helicopter tail ballast man
g0mer314: JAMES!!!!
NightValien28: dang it james
HoloTheWiseWolf_: ians man looks like hes contantly screaming
denu55: excellent
SniperPumpkin: oh good the weight is balanced
tipulsar85: Plank master Ian
Drakas: hello
rasterscan: They're gonna make it!
rasterscan: I believeee.
34Witches: Reassuring words to hear from your pilot :P
NotCainNorAbel: having both joysticks probably helps understand the controls
denu55: matt has a helicopter license
bear_1n_the_hat: @drakas hello
SwankyFlea: W H A T
ContingentCat: UM
NightValien28: what happened
Dashiell: Oh, the helicopter ended
starlitdiscord: oh
thundershot879: INTO THE SEA
malc: LOL
dastar512: andyWH andyAT
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
Serivus: ran out of time
padawantk16: RIP
theprophetofcthulu: is this made by the same people who made Totally accurate battle simulator
Pteraspidomorphi: The package had been leaking popcorn for a while
thunderbird32: Why did it fail?
SwankyFlea: helicopter deleeted
Hangedman: James was dragging the package against the side
7gorobei: package took too much damage from the vibration?
Penthesilea180: Did the helicopter turn to giblets?
Hangedman: You've only got so many packing peanuts
denu55: lol
Countjondi: Our Delivery service has a 600% mortality rate!
maleko12: This is just pubg
Sheikun07: Let's watch Ian yeet into space
asthanius: It's the mustache
splatty1: is the boat the best controlling thing in the game?
denu55: no
34Witches: hahaha
Bearudite: bonk
malc: donk
Kreiseler: that was your first mistake
Mr_Horrible: bullseye!
Hangedman: nailed it
ghostvalv: wasted
henchmannumber21: goaaaaaal
ContingentCat: nailed it
NimrodXIV: answer: No
kenry6: perfect
Swamplor: And the "not" has it!
bear_1n_the_hat: Nice hit.
Blade_Tiger: Instructions unclear, package is at bottom of sea
asthanius: Can't you just...go around?
Pteraspidomorphi: The rock knows it's easier to go around
LackingSanity_: there is some heavy wind it seems like
RealGamerCow: You can also go. around?
Kreiseler: wouldn't it be easier to go around?
Dumori: Might be faster to run round
NightValien28: asthanius and do things the sane way, neve
SwankyFlea: She jinxed it
Firnsarwen: Just die, James, then you'll respawn at the delivery!
padawantk16: But if you go around, then you dont get to use the trampolines!
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JqlGirl: something something social isolation
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vegetalss4: I feel like running around is definitely faster
asthanius: Water beats rock!
odamadillo: Couldn't they just go around the water?
A_Dub888: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
Zalthia: It’s amazing how much Ian’s char looks like him
flyingmuskrat1: Is this the dark souls of strand games?
kenry6: failure to launch
Dumori: Bye bye delivery
Countjondi: Im assuming this is a lot harder than it looks...
munnaperson: jump the trampolines
ContingentCat: maybe do a practice crossing without the packages?
kenry6: these physics are insane
denu55: ahahahahaha
Dumori: I don't like that 3rd trampolene
RavingPenguin: LUL
SoaringDragon42: It might be faster to just run around?
spiffinn: yeah, especially since it shoots it partially around the water to begin with
Hangedman: the package changes your momentum constantly
asthanius: @ContingentCat The rock adds physics. Without the rock it's easy
arkilyd: how about ignoring the trampolenes
rasterscan: Maybe two people carrying it?
ContingentCat: @asthanius ah ok
Countjondi: what a mischevous rock
wolfmomluvsyou: yo did i miss the Ikoria PPR?
punmaster10: No thats adam
Juliamon: !ppr
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Firnsarwen: Ian, look right, there's a sweet Giant Banana Building!
wolfmomluvsyou: thyank you <3
ghostvalv: do you have to use the trampolines or can you walk it over sergeThinking
SwankyFlea: What if two people held the rock?
Blade_Tiger: Ever forward! Never learning!
tipulsar85: Ian has a pet rock.
Sheikun07: You could always take it around
odamadillo: Just go around!
SwankyFlea: two people one rock, maybe there'll be less physics
ravensbreed: can you just walk around the lake?
Dumori: Banana house
denu55: less physics lol
SwankyFlea: Why is Ian's character so thicc
NightValien28: enemy crab
NightValien28: fight it
punmaster10: Why is it so _____
LackingSanity_: jukes
Drakas: ians doing some thing fishie
amative1: Attack its weak point
kenry6: C R A B B A T T L E
maleko12: it can honk!
ContingentCat: @SwankyFlea why not?
maleko12: Why are you not honking!
PixelArtDragon: Well, not williningly it won't
SwankyFlea: @ContingentCat I mean all that booty is just distracting, but fair point
SomebodyNowhere: HahaThink
Firnsarwen: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
denu55: uhm
NightValien28: pants gone
stares_in_klingon: LOL
starlitdiscord: oh no
NightValien28: ice is okay
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
kenry6: T D: S
v_nome: catastrophic trouser failure.
TacitusVigil: Are you wearing any pants IRL Ian? Kappa
denu55: pffffffffffffff
asthanius: dem cheeks
Countjondi: it's part of the ocean now
denu55: LUL
asthanius: Ian died, and still has no pants
v_nome: Should have worn the brown undies.
Pteraspidomorphi: Those pants are gone forever
Nigouki: no pants is the correct stay-at-home strategy
kenry6: Apparently pants don't respawn
7gorobei: wow rip pants
asthanius: Even death does not undo the loss of a pant.
kenry6: aggro plants
Fr3nchFry3: wasted by a tumbleweed
NotCainNorAbel: it came right for you
Mangledpixel: those tumbleweeds are vindictive
asthanius: Tumbleweed out for blood
kenry6: W A S T E D
SwankyFlea: That tumbleweed commited assault and battery
mirshebs: whats the traffic look like richter
PapertheUnicorn: i feel like ian should just start following everyone in a helicopter and narrating their actions as rictor
walleyeguy13: traffic quopter?
Firnsarwen: Ian, PLS put on some pants! xD
MillerDark: How are things in the skys, Richter?
Jallasar: Rictor, how is the traffic today?
walleyeguy13: richter hammok slam actually following traffic
NightValien28: you don't need pants to fly
SwankyFlea: Corey delivered too
ContingentCat: perfect landing
kenry6: SeemsGood
DigitalSeahorse: VirtualHug VirtualHug lrrAWESOME_EB VirtualHug VirtualHug
Tiber727: @NightValien28 Everyone can look up and see the moon.
Juliamon: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
SwankyFlea: cycle the fluids, cycle the lungs
odamadillo: I wonder if Ian will have pants when we get back
kenry6: LRRbot good bot
ContingentCat: maybe cycle some blood around
munnaperson: What do people want to do on break
togashinaruta: eat. drink. be merry. ;-)
Pteraspidomorphi: For tomorrow we lose our pants
munnaperson: so have a snack
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malc: lol
malc: *thud*
PixelArtDragon: *crash*
munnaperson: crunch
odamadillo: Sounds like the world is crashing aroubd
Mangledpixel: *wind noise* *crash* "oof!"
Pteraspidomorphi: The tornado seems to have thrown some vehicles around?
malc: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
munnaperson: Oh we need a counter
PixelArtDragon: ominous silence
munnaperson: a cronch counter
Eyclonus: Is it over?
Eyclonus: damn
odamadillo: Break
Pteraspidomorphi: Not yet
Eyclonus: Australian time zones
munnaperson: no it's on break
PapertheUnicorn: this is good break music
odamadillo: I am curious. How many different time zones do we have here. I am in the UK
munnaperson: I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
munnaperson: east coast
draconitum: Cali
munnaperson: of America
nanostul: EDT here
Eyclonus: Australian Eastern Standard Time
munnaperson: anyone from canada
bear_1n_the_hat: Mountain time here.
nanostul: Ottawa
lasersuit: CDT america here
bear_1n_the_hat: Close Colorado
orangeceltic71: Central in America
munnaperson: Maryland
nanostul: @munnaperson U?
bob_baggins: nice i made it in time for the break! lol
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! So who's playing this evening?
SwankyFlea: Ian, Cory, and I think a few others
amative1: Ian, Cori, James, and Matt G
orangeceltic71: Ian, Matt G, Cori, and James
malc: !quote butt
LRRbot: Quote #2986: "FRRRRRT?" —butt
JaysonMaxwell: lrrSPOOP
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: STAY HERE
gualdhar: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
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Stoffern: Finally, a civilized way to travel
e_bloc: welp
odamadillo: Thank you 3and4fifths.
TheAinMAP: Welp.
iris_of_ether: Goodbye balloon
kenry6: F
ContingentCat: missed the cactus though
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TacitusVigil: Time for Mario Kart
e_bloc: I don't think this person has their pilots license
munnaperson: rocket league in this game!???
TheInnsanity: how is this working
amative1: TERRAIN. WARNING. PULL. UP.
TacitusVigil: Do a barrel roll!
TheAinMAP: Slam???
TacitusVigil: Ian, stay in formation!
malc: perfect
Lithobraker: Ian I'm going to see some coordinated turns before I give you a license
xantos69: cheer50 Ian clearly wants to be a pilot...once.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, it is rocket league
munnaperson: knock one boogie
Despoiler98: thats amazing
SquareDotCube: But you have one built in
kenry6: tactical farting
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this game is incredible
Snes_Controller: Who are our delivery professionals today?
SoaringDragon42: where is the gravity?
TheAinMAP: Judge?
malc: ~lasttweet
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iris_of_ether: I have not laughed this hard in awhile. https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveSparklingDragonSquadGoals
7gorobei: @Snes_Controller lrrIAN lrrCORI lrrJAMES lrrMATT
kusinohki: just got here. has any deliveries been made?
Brozard: @iris_of_ether Holy crap that was great
Brozard: Perfect ending
iris_of_ether: I had to leave that part in :D
Loonatic93: I think Megatron is cooler!
7gorobei: @kusinohki about 6 or 7
munnaperson: oh a pinwheel
ForOhForError: why is it also roulette?
kusinohki: why not?
NotCainNorAbel: gravatron is what it is known by in our area
7gorobei: roulette wheel catapult?
denu55: ohboi
starlitdiscord: oh ian's still pantsless
stares_in_klingon: and launch commences
NimrodXIV: :D
TheAinMAP: Hoo boy!
Sheikun07: bye Ian
SomebodyNowhere: well
62MGcobra: YEET
banachspacebar: ian hath been yote
DiscordianTokkan: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
BusTed: Gravitron time.
sjcTheos: its also a roulette wheel
Dumori: Spin it up first then raise
ForOhForError: uhhhh
PMAvers: Coming soon to the next LRR Olympics: The thousand yard Gravaton Yeet
TheAinMAP: Oh wow.
Inquisitor_Xian: This ride was called ufo5000 at my town fair lol hopefully it was better than the previous 4999 iterations
3and4fifths: Too much power!!!
sjcTheos: that is NOT regulation
munnaperson: sounds great for a sport
kusinohki: human chain!
SomebodyNowhere: increase velocity
MaladyDark: Centriptial
munnaperson: faster!!!!!
SomebodyNowhere: the sides open up?
v_nome: Windmill of corpses?
padawantk16: LUL
malc: <eject>
malc: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
34Witches: this can only go well
control_rig: This is working incredibly well
control_rig: Do the JUMP!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nothing could go wrong lrrFINE
control_rig: Aw
Leels: WOO SPRING BREAK
denu55: dont jynx it
dastar512: James has assumed direct control
malc: F
andrew: F
denu55: welp
e_bloc: so close
34Witches: lol
iris_of_ether: F
ContingentCat: F
amythist: wait, has Ian never had pants or is that a new change?
SomebodyNowhere: oh no
Gascitygaming: I've been watching since the beginning and JUST realized Ian has no pants on...
34Witches: They fell off earlier, I think?
Hangedman: a tornado took em
kenry6: wat
malc: lrrCOW
Mangledpixel: Gascitygaming they were blown off by a tornado
e_bloc: 9
denu55: what
punmaster10: 10
hwdesperado: 10 points
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Dumori: FFFF
Gascitygaming: ah ok, i'm not crazy (that much)
SquirrelLord1111: 10, perfect form sergeIntoTheSea
Kuolar: -should-
ContingentCat: should yes
Hangedman: dragging a gas can against the hood of a speedboat maybe not the *best* idea
Lithobraker: Why did it ex plod in the water? Wait was it a subcritical fissile material that was turned critical by moderation by water?
rosstodon: 10 points to Gryffi-BOOM
Hangedman: it's definitely an idea
munnaperson: booooooom
Dumori: A text book barrel launch there and thats 10 popints from the judges!
Loonatic93: @Lithobraker It was pure Potassium.
denu55: make sure you are on the sand
Pteraspidomorphi: That went about as expected
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
control_rig: I saw that one coming
ArcOfTheConclave: 9.6
malc: I really should be asleep but this is too funny
amythist: maybe slow down a tad before beaching the boat
Dumori: PUPPO!
Sheikun07: THAT sounds friendly
Gascitygaming: that sounds..... angry
34Witches: Please don't crank it on stream
Commissar_Ravek: open the cage, give it pets
padawantk16: Random and completely unrelated question for anyone who wants to answer, but do we have a date for this years desertbus?
kenry6: Bathtub races sing this song, do da, do da
Sarah_Serinde: padawantk16 Nope
Lithobraker: Loonatic93 but that's so much less fun
Sheikun07: Ian, run interference!
malc: "mines"
Earthenone: see, mines!
SomebodyNowhere: important distinction
met_kaf: this song sounds so familiar
xantos69: ah yes....sea mines...the land minds of the sea
punmaster10: explode things
SquareDotCube: Beware the sea mimes!
amative1: Y'know, landmines. But in the sea.
FloydOfSmeg: MINE!
Sheikun07: Yaaaaaaaaaay
iletthedogesout: for the cause!
AmishCarBomb: Sea based land mines! D:
AnAnonymousCheerer: anon10000
Lithobraker: Didn't realize we were in Strait of Hormuz Kappa
BusTed: lrrWOW
andrew: why is ian wearing beej's shirt
munnaperson: no water mine
Dumori: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
padawantk16: Cool, just wanted to make sure, I just figured out how to twitch, so I sadly haven't been a part of one
ContingentCat: oh game they're definitly not being careful
Tripleyew: lrrHORN lrrHORN
kenry6: fedPOGGERS
7gorobei: katesBoosh
adcook21: mice bittys
jkoon78076: is that a wrestling ring?
iletthedogesout: hahaha
Sheikun07: It was very explosive indeed.
Despoiler98: COOL GAME
TheAinMAP: katesBoosh
SquirrelLord1111: very explosivre
malc: # it's raining men
munnaperson: so many bits
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iris_of_ether: What.
malc: !quote butt
LRRbot: Quote #2986: "FRRRRRT?" —butt
Lucidmooselid: go team
PMAvers: B stands for butt
Sheikun07: classic
punmaster10: -
sjcTheos: beep bepp
plummeting_sloth: finally, a driving simulator as solid as PUBG
PMAvers: !honk
malc: !gooseadvice
LRRbot: HONK!
adelius3: it not perfect system
NotCainNorAbel: !y
LRRbot: HONK
munnaperson: !gooseadvice
bear_1n_the_hat: And cori lrrCORI
SomebodyNowhere: packing peanuts everywhere
PapertheUnicorn: i love cori coming flying in sideways and off the ground, and not a single comment on it
ContingentCat: do you?
met_kaf: mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys?
plummeting_sloth: fragile is merely a suggestion
Gobukiller: As a Fed Ex driver I can say without a doubt this is completely realistic
NotCainNorAbel: 91% is still an A
SomebodyNowhere: go left?
TheMoatman: These are suspiciously reliable movers
ContingentCat: look up, aaay up
ContingentCat: *waaaay
Dumori: usntsusntsusntsusnts
plummeting_sloth: is... that a cannon?
adelius3: do not smash- i mean might as well just yeet it
BusTed: WutFace
TheMoatman: Oh god
malc: oh wow, nope
denu55: ew
Sheikun07: I just saw it
ContingentCat: thanks for bringing attention to it Ian
Sheikun07: Ian please change your character model
Sheikun07: At least change the undies
ContingentCat: You could put on pants
orbitaltuna: what're they delivering?
Sheikun07: No, the lack of pants is good.
ForOhForError: "Ian could put on pants" is a true statement
orbitaltuna: is this pubg
malc: !onemore
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
Pteraspidomorphi: Basically, but with better vehicle physics :P
malc: !Pubg
plummeting_sloth: Cliff COunty USA
TheAwkes: THis thing handles just like Sabine.
Countjondi: We know Ian is on his undies in the game, but is he wearing pants IRL?
ContingentCat: oh hi matt
Hylazu: a bit of aggressive driving
Kyir: Just use the plane instead of the helicopter Kippa It seems to handle better
LunarJade: So.. how's it going?\
rosstodon: can you hang off of the prop?
CapnRobert: ^
TheAwkes: The box doesn't need to go in, just hang off the side withit!
odamadillo: Is it just me or does delivering on foot seem more effective?
Gobukiller: So is this just QWOP 3D?
3cbb: oh is this a gang beasts type physics jawn
ContingentCat: god speed matt
eric_christian_berg: Where dis Ian's pants go?
SwankyFlea: Ian's pants got swept off by a tornado
malc: eric: they were expelled at speed
LunarJade: Good grip
plummeting_sloth: Looks like Ian's plane is experiencing a bit of drag
Sheikun07: Well done Ian
SwankyFlea: The game called it a tornad-oh!
LunarJade: ten point landing
ForOhForError: do barrel roll?
FloydOfSmeg: thats a 5 from the Russian judge
rosstodon: *pushes up glasses* ah, that's a hot air balloon
bobbymcbob33: nice landing
KenKopin: Relevant.
ContingentCat: ian is a master at landing
RealGamerCow: We all are Tommy
daDilph: Damn, just noticed the skidmarks on Ian's tighty whiteys...
Dog_of_Myth: Ian finds his true calling....
SomebodyNowhere: fork lift driving, ians prime video gaming skill
dastar512: andyWH andyAT
Dumori: Skid marks or shadows either way its suss
SomebodyNowhere: uhhhh
malc: ahahaha
bobbymcbob33: um what
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet trick
Kyir: Those things are dangerous
plummeting_sloth: I mean if you have to get by something,..
SomebodyNowhere: let ian fork lift it, we knows he's great with one
Dumori: Oh they are 100% skid marks of the worst kind
Dumori: Must be a TP famin in this place too
Wrexadecimal: we shenmue now
Kyir: Why wouldn't he have a forklift is the real question
punmaster10: why not
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote forklift
LRRbot: Quote #6663: "I'm a forklift master!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
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RealGamerCow: What are your outfit options, Ian?
munnaperson: What started the tp famine
Sheikun07: That package sure looks safe
bobbymcbob33: !findquote forklift
SwankyFlea: why is it set up in the box
SachielOne: Well that's a bomb
sorinfckr69: F
malc: lrrCOW
ContingentCat: I can't help but imagine the Tommy of choovos is the Nookling Tommy
iris_of_ether: F
korvys: Big Boi HR
34Witches: flip it, that's the ticket!
Sheikun07: High Explosive Rubik's Cube
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SquareDotCube: Quick, to the bodega before they go extinct!
malc dies :D
IbunWest: Hello highlight reel
Kyir: What is that monster
Kyir: of a vehicle
banachspacebar: I have loaded the luggage that was in the ice box
IbunWest: feenHonk
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plummeting_sloth: you have... some of it
Pteraspidomorphi: They were having that teddy bear for dinner
ContingentCat: perfect timing
banachspacebar: a satisfying clunk sound that took like 80% off the package
Dumori: From 91% to 13 in one hit
kusinohki: went from 92% to 13% with that clunk
munnaperson: how do you tell percentages
SomebodyNowhere: the box!
odamadillo: One of them should just pass the package to someone already in the vehicle.
IbunWest: Did Cori fart
Pteraspidomorphi: It was a fart
banachspacebar: @munnaperson for some missions, top left
ravensbreed: Did the fart knock them out?
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padawantk16: uh oh, stinky!
plummeting_sloth: Cori chemical warefare is ilegal
34Witches: nice
iletthedogesout: nice
theprophetofcthulu: ey
sjcTheos: cannon time
Kyir: Is that a canon
malc: this is how I want to spend my quarantimes -- desperately trying not to wake housemates by laughing too loudly
IbunWest: I didn't realize this was a 3 v 1 game.
iris_of_ether: nice
Sheikun07: nice
sjcTheos: katesNice
SomebodyNowhere: gotta get that nice delivery
dastar512: NICE %
plummeting_sloth: good ol reliant Robin of carts
62MGcobra: ^
Sheikun07: What a helper
munnaperson: nice
BusTed: nice
padawantk16: nice
LunarJade: lol
ghostvalv: nice
iletthedogesout: limbo king
sjcTheos: ian the limbo master
34Witches: nooo
sjcTheos: 68 NotLikeThis
odamadillo: Cori would probably grab the box and jump off the bridge
Dumori: Awwwwww 68%
LunarJade: hahahahahahahahah
munnaperson: noooo
Sheikun07: Ian has too much power
ContingentCat: the guy watching katesLol
amative1: RAMP!
Kyir: Welp
Sheikun07: RICHTER NO
malc: Ian, pls
wintertempest: jump the gap
NimrodXIV: IAN
iletthedogesout: hahaha
34Witches: IAN
dastar512: RICHTER YES
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
padawantk16: LUL
dastar512: RIP TRAFFIC QWOPTER
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
plummeting_sloth: if you call that living
josh___something: oh, cori was under that
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hyep hip hop HYAA!
Dumori: I have the giggles real bad can't stop
TheAinMAP: katesBoosh
Dog_of_Myth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:37.
padawantk16: this game is the perfect representation of the "Everything is fine" thing
Sheikun07: And Ian has run himself over now
JohnLockeCole: Everything's better down where it's wetter take it from me
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padawantk16: under da sesa
rosstodon: Been a while since it's blown up - maybe because Ian wasn't there?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
IbunWest: Okay byeeeeeee
josh___something: waitwut
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
kenry6: :D
Taichanie: Ramp the bridge!
josh___something: thanks!
kenry6: and here I am laughing like a lunatic
Sheikun07: oh no
LunarJade: lrrIAN_TK
Hangedman: ian please keep the camera on the copter
SomebodyNowhere: pjmp
SomebodyNowhere: ohno
iletthedogesout: perfect
Hangedman: i need to see how this ends
TheAinMAP: katesHype
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
62MGcobra: elfunkDab
malc: lrrSLOTH
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSLOTH
SomebodyNowhere: lrrSLOTH
kusinohki: no?
RandomFedora: I have some concerns
kusinohki: yes?
malc: lrrSLOTH_EG
Scy_Anide: Ian this is your chance! Jump in!
odamadillo: Ian is gonna touch it and I will blow up.
Sheikun07: MAGIC
34Witches: R was here
plummeting_sloth: you basiaclly didn't. That's how you did it
malc: a ferrifying tetris wheel?
e_bloc: oh good a hair cosmetic lrrBEEJ
Kyir: Nice airtime
malc: lrrSLOTH_BN
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
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odamadillo: What a landing!
lasersuit: Hardest part of the pier
RandomFedora: 10 out of 10
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Scy_Anide: This is a Die Hard movie scene right?
Juliamon: Anchored by the box
plummeting_sloth: you need a box friend
Scy_Anide: Or Last Action Hero maybe?
TheAwkes: Is this a Dark Souls game?
Gascitygaming: it's ok Ian, just let go
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Dumori: Hang off the side maybe?@
3and4fifths: two people, so they can throw ian to the correct spot?
JaysonMaxwell: Yeah - seems like it's a hang off the side and drop.
ContingentCat: I think it's easier to fall from the outsie
odamadillo: hang off the side holding the box
circusofkirkus: ian's a doorstop
Kyir: Seems about right
BusTed: Aww.
malc: ouch
iris_of_ether: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:14:45.
Dumori: this is good tv
munnaperson: gtg
Pikapoleon: Could you use the helicopter?
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you g
TheWanderingNomad: Was this made by the same people that did Human Fall Flat?
Pteraspidomorphi: I was about to ask
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ritchards: Hoist me daddy!
monosceros: so romantic
circusofkirkus: drop, yeet, same thing
malc: 4/10
gualdhar: baby birds get thrown out of the nest
FloydOfSmeg: nice dismount
IncredibleFrown: [b]ox [b]roke
Mr_Dirty: Box is down! Medic
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
kusinohki: "let it go! let it go!"
IncredibleFrown: maybe it would help if someone held down the other side to null some of the spin?
Digigoner: dat booty jiggle
Professor_Rakor: I have a plan....go find that plane you passed by earlier...
Drakas: that bum giggle
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the hot air balloon
MaladyDark: I figured out the source of my belly ache
MaladyDark: I have eaten too much easter chocolate
Goorguy: Should someone be be on the other side for counterbalance?
starlitdiscord: awww
ContingentCat: !findquote calm
LRRbot: Quote #4443: "I’ve only killed, like... six people, calm down." —Paul [2017-10-31]
plummeting_sloth: even the game weeps for you James
kusinohki: ^^ and maybe someone in the car to weigh it down a little... like ians doing
RandomFedora: !findquote physics
LRRbot: Quote #296: "No Beej, you have to wait for them to physically enter the Onion." —Compleatly
plummeting_sloth: DUNKED
kusinohki: kobe goddes cori!
NimrodXIV: lrrGOAT
ContingentCat: katesHype katesHype katesHype
seancplays1: Just got here, did I miss much
MaladyDark: centriptial!
Kyir: Centrifugal force is a cruel mistress
MrPolyK: lrrFINE lrrHERE
kenry6: "this is fine"
Sheikun07: Glorious
Sheikun07: Ian lives here now
kusinohki: @seancplays1 basically 2 hrs of what you're seeing now...
Kyir: I think this is how they train astronauts
Goorguy: Now your all stuck!
thundershot879: lrrHERE
CranstonSnord: Coriolis killed the cat
JadedCynic: centripetal force heeping ian stuck
Bladinus: lrrHERE
ContingentCat: lrrHERE
novrdd: all of them look like they're all drunk and messing around in a carnival
plummeting_sloth: Oh, you like Ferris Wheels do ya? Well have LL THE FERRIS WHEELS IN THE WORLD
Pteraspidomorphi: This is the next 40 minutes
kenry6: FREEDOM
JaysonMaxwell: lrrHERE_EB
ContingentCat: Cori escaped
Goorguy: critroleTurnt
chaostreader: Respawn Ian.
affinityforpie: @3and4fifths beat me to it I think :P
josh___something: lrrHERE
monosceros: bonk
kenry6: "helping"
IncredibleFrown: i was really hoping you would get out of one only to be caught by the one behind it
andysoo89: This is nauseating
JaysonMaxwell: If the second basket had caught him - that would have been legendary.
Scy_Anide: My ribs hurt from laughing now.
TheWanderingNomad: What is...making the roaring lion sound?
Goorguy: So I have so many questions regarding OSHA right now
Pteraspidomorphi: The Lion
3and4fifths: @affinityforpie there's no stopping you from cutting a different or even superior clip! multiple are probably okay...
plummeting_sloth: It's teh polite honking a minute after running someone over that gets me
kenry6: Delivery for Joe Exotic
KCazduke: This isn't Lair of Behemoths.
Juliamon: Multiple clips are encouraged.
m00ntruther: is...is Ian drinking whiskey?
affinityforpie: good to know :)
Kyir: This is the best delivery method
Inkymouse: Awww
m00ntruther: thats why his vehicles keep crashing
MaladyDark: just floor the belt, and let them jump on at will
Juliamon: A moment that's clipped multiple times is likely a good moment for the highlight reel.
ContingentCat: katesHype
stares_in_klingon: Score!
MaladyDark: good job Cori!
TheAinMAP: katesHype
LunarJade: lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Did you summon me?
malc: haha
starlitdiscord: wh
kenry6: first try™
plummeting_sloth: Garbage day
Kyir: You can drive dumpsters IRL too. No one does it though
kusinohki: someone threw away a perfectly good ian...
thunderbird32: BONK!
kenry6: truly home
Feltic: Headed down to Watch and Play
IncredibleFrown: "it's actually very calm" *clang of stop sign being run over*
malc: STOP
Kyir: Steal street signs
iris_of_ether: DONK
thunderbird32: Other than the BONK
NimrodXIV: steal street signs
MaladyDark: Ian trash Human confirmed lrrBEEJ
JadedCynic: the game is being clear that 2020 is in the dumpster
josh___something: of course the trashcan is the best mode of transport
ContingentCat: use the trash to deliver
LunarJade: I'm looking forward to the collection of things Ian puts in his trash bin.
circusofkirkus: nice straddle there, ian
andysoo89: I’m just picturing Ian driving it like the flintstones
affinityforpie: that was smooth
kenry6: that was surprisingly smooth
Kyir: The dumpster is probably also very secure for carrying packages, yeah
Commissar_Ravek: here we see Ian cruising for waifus
malc: HAHAHA
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
Juliamon: Goodbye
affinityforpie: speed bump!
MaladyDark: Air!
starlitdiscord: bye!
kusinohki: how??
lemmel: Ah, the dumpster is an aircraft too
AlchemicalPanda: The stain is... unsettling
Awaiko: I suspect that wasn't supposed to happen :P
thundershot879: !clip
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Kyir: Yeah, didn't need to see that stain for so long
34Witches: Oh god, the brown patch was super visible
Goorguy: needs to go see its people
Feltic: You flew so far they gave you hair!
JadedCynic: @affinityforpie as in "a bump that will give you a LOT of speed"
thundershot879: that was amazing
ContingentCat: trash can is not an air craft
korvys: Ian, you don'[t have to live with it
Firnsarwen: But... butt... can Ian wear pants? jlrrFacepalm
Sheikun07: Ypu can just *change in the menu*
Dumori: Can't you just change outfits
Firnsarwen: ^^^
ContingentCat: but Ian neither of us *have* to live with it
TheWanderingNomad: The Return of the Traffic QWOPter!
korvys: No one has to live with it
AlchemicalPanda: I mean, you have to use the voice when you are in it
SoaringDragon42: He could put pants on but...why would he want to?
plummeting_sloth: Thunderbois are GO
Loonatic93: He said it! He said the thing!
JadedCynic: @Dumori but that would mean taking time away from the fun!
Pteraspidomorphi: Perfectly balanced
LunarJade: lol
AlchemicalPanda: Whats the traffic like out there today?
circusofkirkus: oops
LunarJade: whelp
cryomancer20x6: That poor traffice Qwopter
FloydOfSmeg: thanks Richter
cryomancer20x6: traffic*
plummeting_sloth: that's well done Ian... helicopter escape systems are very tricky
ContingentCat: it's MUCH easier to contol the helicopter if you're in it
Kyir: Hammockslam lessons of the air
Armstrong11139: Hanging out of the cockpit of a helicopter while holding onto the controls for dear life has got some STRONG anxiety nightmare energy
the_walking: Where are the flood plains?
RandomFedora: Check out this clip! LoadingReadyRun streaming Totally Reliable Delivery Service! https://clips.twitch.tv/FineCaringDogeAMPEnergy Head not a Joystick
e_bloc: damn! the gas
PMAvers: Jam on the gas! Put in second, put it in third.
Loonatic93: I'm sure that Joy could have made that delivery.
Kyir: Do you have to use the specified tool? Could you use the luggage conveyer to launch it at the tower?
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote flying
LRRbot: Quote #6417: "I flew like an actual thing that flies!" —Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
plummeting_sloth: As my time at UPS taught me, crashing does not constitute a successful delivery
Tripleyew: "gently" in this context...
Goorguy: Cori in the background just doing sweet flips
Tripleyew: also: 'evening, all!
banachspacebar: wash that prop
PMAvers: twiddle the bone flute wait wrong game
Mangledpixel: twistinate the phalanges
LunarJade: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
andysoo89: How’s the traffic Rictor?
kusinohki: she's helping
iris_of_ether: Nice Cori
FloydOfSmeg: do a barrel roll
TheAinMAP: katesHype katesHype katesHype
LunarJade: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
plummeting_sloth: haahaha
Penthesilea180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
korvys: Nah
plummeting_sloth: very grim and wonderful Matt
PMAvers: Any good cosmetics we unlock?
iris_of_ether: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrCOW
FloydOfSmeg: close enough
kaffeetrinken89: This surely is a show. ^^
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:00.
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the stream
RandomFedora: that sure was something
theprophetofcthulu: you should play TABS soon
SwankyFlea: It reminds me more of Human: Fall Flat
ibplunderin: slytqHeart lrrHEART slytqHeart lrrHEART
SwankyFlea: @theprophetofcthulu I believe they played that on Watch & Play
ContingentCat: Thanks for the stream Ian, Matt, Cori, and James lrrHEART
Tripleyew: thanks for the stream!
NimrodXIV: using Ian to beat James?
Firnsarwen: Thanks for the stream, guys! This game was great!
SwankyFlea: rockHeart
RandomFedora: lrrHORN lrrHORN
iletthedogesout: This was awesome!
Sheikun07: And now, yeet Ian over the edge!
dastar512: ty for stream!
Firnsarwen: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
malc: fresh what information?
Nuurgle: new spanking information?
snowcookies: spanking info?
JaysonMaxwell: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Firnsarwen: sp...anking?
Scy_Anide: Could we get a teaser on this spanking info?
gualdhar: never change Ian. never change
malc: !quote spank
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
malc: !findquote spank
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JaysonMaxwell: Also the discord channel - that is a not-terrible place to get updates.
Juliamon: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
Firnsarwen: !findquote spanking
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Firnsarwen: rats
Juliamon: Yay more Lego!
snowcookies: Reciever 2
Juliamon: !ppr
LRRbot: The Ikoria Post-Prerelease will be happening on April 18 2020! For more information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YETYw7lIk
kaffeetrinken89: such a bouncy boi
JaysonMaxwell: First Ever - Because the UN-Sets don't count :P
Firnsarwen: Whee!
snowcookies: Thanks for the stream
Firnsarwen: the UN sets don't have prereleases, soooo guess they wouldn't count! They'd just be a PR, post release!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Firnsarwen: slash... on-release?
Juliamon: Unstable was a Post-Prerelease
Firnsarwen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
Firnsarwen: I have been subscribed for Two months! Hooray Binary!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Firnsarwen! (Today's storm count: 252)
ContingentCat: Cheer69 thanks for a lot of fun on a garbage day
33 raiders from agough89 have joined!
Juliamon: Oh no, not again!
Juliamon: Welcome to the end of the stream, raiders!
ContingentCat: unfortunate timing raiders, just sub thanks
agough89: lol
SetraLynn: hey chat-friends, if you want more chill times Heather just went live at home as well! <3
ContingentCat: but there's a damn good vod for you
agough89: everytime
mbuuck: not again @agough89
Firnsarwen: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
agough89: it's ok.. we come from a trivia night.. so we end at the same time each week
niccus subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, niccus! (Today's storm count: 253)
DiscordianTokkan: Mineta's the WORST
ContingentCat: try to dab Ian
JaysonMaxwell: *clap clap* :D
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
Firnsarwen: sergeHolyMoly sergeIrene
kusinohki: fur-sona??
TacitusVigil: Your metaphorical fedora?
kusinohki: do they drive the fur-suit vehicle?
coelopteryx: it would be appropriate for a fursona to drive the fursuit vehicle, yes
Firnsarwen: I was looking at the sub month streak, which was 10, not 11 jlrrFacepalm
snowcookies: bye
kusinohki: sponsored by wyrmwood??
Phailhammer: cya :)
Firnsarwen: bye! xD
malc: byeeeee
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try putting bread in it.
TacitusVigil: The bones of trees and the skins of Beej!
Firnsarwen: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to the crow.
Firnsarwen: I can't believe I did that, I am a shame to my nerddom
malc: sergeOffByOne sergeHeart
Firnsarwen: @malc lrrHEART
sfn____: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham and/or Kathleen and/or Beej with Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 12:00 PM PDT (16:12 from now).
Genderi: I see I got here just in time for the stream
Juliamon: Just in time for a delightful VOD, anyway
Genderi: VODwards then!
Juliamon: (it's VERY good)
Firnsarwen: enjoy, @Genderi !
Firnsarwen: also friends, coachNelly's streaming Ikoria :)
Juliamon: Hmm... more Ikoria, or more ACNH
malc: my choice really ought to be more sleep