djalternative: tbh. it's not even morning here. I just prefer saying morning as opposed to other times of day
Metric_Furlong: it's morning somewhere
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham and/or Kathleen and/or Beej with Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 12:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
GapFiller: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:49 AM
Metric_Furlong: ah, chillpoint confirmed
GapFiller: Metric_Furlong as yr say its morning somewhere
GapFiller: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN hm seems somebody gifted someone a seabats sub
GapFiller: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES gonna havta revisit yesterdays VOD to find out when that happen
TXC2: Hello everybody
Foxmar320: Hello
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
GapFiller: evening flleas
GapFiller: *fealls
GapFiller: *fellas damnit
Foxmar320: lol
djalternative: no. we are all fleas here
djalternative: riding on the back of the cosmic dog
TXC2: eh, I'm more of a Tic really
GapFiller: TXC2 SPOON!
Metric_Furlong: either that or 'Ingrates, simpletons and leeches'
TXC2: GapFiller is that reference I'm not getting?
GapFiller: now then is the cosmic dog a borzoi or a leonberger?
TXC2: it's a boarder Collie, the best kind dog Kappa
djalternative: the cosmic dog is whatever kind of dog you want it to be, man
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 iirc 'Spoon' is the battle cry of a comedy superhero called The Tick
badpandabear: Hi everyone!
TaubeTilda: obv a borzoi, the ghost horse of dogs
TXC2: Metric_Furlong ah, that makes sense
TaubeTilda: nothing more cosmic than that
TXC2: hello badpandabear welcome
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham and/or Kathleen and/or Beej with Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 12:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
GapFiller: !picnic
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Let's have a sectarian cooooonflict over dog!
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: lrrSIGNAL
TaubeTilda: mixed breed is best
Laurence72 beatboxes
djalternative: I'm really digging these drums
Foxmar320: ohhhhhhh very chil
badpandabear: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
Foxmar320: Chill even :P
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Graham and/or Kathleen and/or Beej with Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games) at Thu 12:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How's everyone doing?
GapFiller: dogs
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TXC2: PharaohBender27 27? Kappa
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Earthenone: do dododoododododoododooooooooo
m00ntruther: its not
Foxmar320: Cooking Mama only getting started :P
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meagremania: Too much of a not-good thing is very on brand for 2020
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beowuuf: I just realised I need to watch last week's as I only saw the final youtube and the v end of the chillpoint :(
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TXC2: the leitmotif if you will
TStodden is temporarily on phone until his laptop reboots...
GapFiller: still gotta bladdy watch RQ sad feels
snowcookies: it was a good show
GapFiller: yrd think the current situation wd mean enough time to watch RQ
GapFiller: but NOPE
TXC2: good wholesome fun...and the Onsen Kappa
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HbombAndFriends: RQ was so goood
Simonark: Your beautiful province and the ugly, ugly Yukon.
snowcookies: I need to rewatch and take notes on things
BasilHunter: also rewatch StripSearch
Saphling: I've been having Road Quest on while I'm transcribing for work. It's delightful
Lightningbro: I know how much work it was for you guys, but heavens if it isn't work every second of work you guys put into it, that series was glorious.
ContingentCat: one day though
badpandabear: You can go on a road trip, just don't get out of the car
NathanJay_GA: what's this about nascar? Is it the Larson thing?
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Earthenone: rewatching strip search sounds like a good idea
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beowuuf: lol, i actually thought about doing that now I'm vod caught up. Though it would be falling asleep to roadquest :p
Lightningbro: *If it wasn't WORTH every second
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GapFiller: Dear Dr Beej: as someone who has done the thing: The Great Canadian Road Trip?
badwolfbay87: We have rewatched Road Quest, I would watch it a third time.
amative1: But is it a Legacy Pandemic?
OmnipotentTrevor: I mean, you could probably travel through parts of northern Canada while still social distancing, considering how underpopulated some of it is Kappa
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APODionysus: @loadingreadyrun hey I wanted to thank you folks. Your quarantine Jackbox Streams inspired me to start playing tgat with my family and my GFs family in a similar way. It’s been an amazing way to keep connected when we can’t see each other.
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GapFiller: OmnipotentTrevor ahh truly The Great White North
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TXC2: APODionysus nice
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Loonatic93: So, when is Ian going pursue a life in professional e-racing?
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Earthenone: when lrrmans starts, until it ends
TXC2: a Graham level of zoom
TStodden: Steam's Remote Play is very useful for playing together without being together.
spiltdownman: The giant kathleen head on the animal crossing tour was great
mercano82: "Strange Level of Zoom" describes a lot of meetings right now
TaubeTilda: Kathleen have you done that before? Getting the deja vuuu
badwolfbay87: lrrAWESOME
Gekyouryuu: I got called away JUST as stream started. what all have I missed?
APODionysus: @tstodden I’ve just been streaming to them on discord. Which I had to tech them how to use.
Loonatic93: The best e-conferencing app is clearly chat roulette.
GapFiller: hey chat speaking of Steam anyone familiar w/ A Summer End?
APODionysus: I originally tried twitch...
TXC2: what is the best _______ never has one answer
accountmadeforants: TStodden Parsec's also a great solution.
MagnusCarter: It's an IT question : "It Depends"
APODionysus: But the LAG
GapFiller: friend of mine is getting it
Foxmar320: Oh a PoGo story?
GapFiller: and having never previous heard of it it looks like fun
TStodden: Discord is a good option for the Jackbox Games.
e_bloc: pokemon go goes brrrr
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100
Saphling: Pokemon Stay
Earthenone: is incense day on 4/20?
djalternative: PoGo has been doing great things for remote play as of late
Loonatic93: Incense and Peppermints?
AntiCrepuscular: Earthenone beat me to it :D
Foxmar320: The raid from home is what im looking forward to
Saphling: Idle 'Mons
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kusinohki: oops, thought this started an hour later than it did...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: rays on detre?
HorusFive: Ooh, listen to that Francophone training come to use...
spiltdownman: Ingress has turned into a very strange clicker where you defend a super upgraded portal on your doorstep from GPS spoofers and joggers
Marlonwo: niantic presents pokemon stay
Foxmar320: Yeah ive played almost no PoGo.
accountmadeforants: The headline "Video game encourages people to go outside and socialize" definitely has a different feel to it now.
kusinohki: raison d'etra (ap??) French for "reason to exist"
Saphling: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Raison d'etre - reason to exist.
Earthenone: this is basicly a crapshoot then :)
Scarbble: why say many words when few words do trick?
MostCallMe__Tim: I miss the crapshoot =(
ContingentCat: Sine you're stumbling maybe the other way around "In this time of physical distancing people are generally playing more video games"
GapFiller: HorusFive and what w/ LRR being in Western Canada its authentic French to boot
reallegitstreamer: Chillshoot? Checkshoot?
APODionysus: Shootpoiny
GapFiller: ahhh prose v oral
HorusFive: @APODionysus Shoot-point sounds like something out of SwS
Decaped: raison d'etra is english too, technically.
LordZarano: @scarbble why words?
Scarbble: idk
HorusFive: lrrADAM "you worked yourself into a Shoot-point, Brother!"
LordZarano: I think I shortened too far
PharaohBender27: Huh, Twitch did that weird thing where it just swallowed up my post
TehAmelie: i just read about Warren Ellis needing to be in the recording studio every day for Castlevania to rewrite lines that he, after decades of professional writing, couldn't guess didn't work until he heard them out loud
GapFiller: ooh the NACCAR story
Amentur: Gesundheit
NicTMagic: benginDab
HorusFive: Look, we all want to drink in the morning Beej
Foxmar320: Sounds like my cat
e_bloc: yeah a nice warm glass of gin
TheAinMAP: Oh, the NASCAR story.
NightValien28: hehe car go brr
richard_ermen: "Making the words good" :D
djalternative: totally what cars sound like
orbitaltuna: emu oil?
NightValien28: oh yeah that asshole
Foxmar320: wow
ContingentCat: oh nooo
TXC2: jesus
reallegitstreamer: o_O
niccus: WHOOOOPS
SK__Ren: oof
Scarbble: "emu oil sponsor" sure is a string of words
PharaohBender27: katesNope !
Loonatic93: So, an opening for Ian!!!!!!!!
NightValien28: a nascar racist if you will
Amentur: oO The hell?!
e_bloc: also fired by his team
Spacecarl: yikes
mtvcdm: Kyle Larson got nuked off the face of the autoracing world as a result.
midphoto: whups..
Saphling: big yike
Scarbble: no heated gamer moments allowed
HbombAndFriends: Not just benched- fired by his team
e_bloc: he gone
SK__Ren: "Heated" "Gamer" "Moment"
HorusFive: NASCAR! Did a racist! Incredible!
mtvcdm: Lost his sponsors, lost his ride, suspended from NASCAR, banned from iRacing.
Dared00: @LoadingReadyRun he's not suspended anymore, he got fired
snowcookies: "I'm not actually racist, I just had a heated gaming moment"
GapFiller: NASCAR racist? never Kappa
Izandai: *sigh*
ContingentCat: por que no dos?
noSmokeFire: money printer go *wookie noises*
dudecon: Isn't that the R in NASCAR?
GapFiller: yr wanna roll yr R's Beej just learn Beijing dialect
GapFiller: its nothing trills
MidgardSerpent: Graham was fired?!
spiltdownman: It's the Scottish version of the meme with the rolled Rs
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e_bloc: yeah his team dropped him
Dared00: He got fired from Chip Ganassi Racing
Saphling: That segue totally made it sound like Graham was fired
TehAmelie: a heated moment where your go-to impulse is to yell racist slurs without thinking. . .
HbombAndFriends: Fired by Chip Ganassi Racing. Suspended by NASCAR.
GapFiller: firing the CEO strong move
SquareDotCube: Paul is now sole propeitor
Buntpfotenkatze: I always enjoyed graham driving nascar
mtvcdm: He can't play them at all, now, because iRacing booted him too for terms of service.
GapFiller: presumably its happened somewhere before
mercano82: Graham's been fired? RIP
noSmokeFire: it must've been awkward when graham called himself into his office to fire himself
APODionysus: Paul’s coup is complete
Decaped: in this case, it wasn't even heated, it was completely casual, which makes it worse really
NightValien28: no, they will drag in people that hide when they do that
ContingentCat: we've summoned a G
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Dang, wonder how long that account has been in existence :P
PharaohBender27: Bonus lrrGRAHAM !
GapFiller: the CEO being fired from a big company not G being fired from LRR
beowuuf: In nascar (sapce) no one can hear you scream (racial slurs)
RealitySoldier: Wait, what is this stream exactly? Is it preparation for the next Checkpoint, or an afterthought?
mtvcdm: It was a sound check.
Earthenone: preperation
NightValien28: he also dropped a hard r
NathanJay_GA: you can tune in to the driver radio if you're at the track with the right equipment
beowuuf: They record checkpoint after this of camera
e_bloc: he was trying to get the attention of his spotter
e_bloc: he got a lot of people's attention
Izandai: oof
beowuuf: well, off stream but still on a camera
PharaohBender27: Good point, lrrKATHLEEN
amative1: RealitySoldier: this would normally be the taping and aftershow, but with the isolation going on they're just doing the "aftershow" part, they'll record the actual episode off-camera later
GapFiller: contra F1 driver mic chat gets broadcast on the international feed
noSmokeFire: don't say slur. don't SAY a slur. SAY a slur. wait.
ContingentCat: brain's aren't always great
GapFiller: presumably NASCAR dont do that
JAGxTERRA: Hello everyone
Kaorti: That same fear you get when you look down from a high place "what if I jumped off?"
APODionysus: Beej just don’t say vulva
mercano82: You have to know the word to know the word you can't say.
Knightlyvalor: Hi JAGxTERRA !
GapFiller: 'dont say a slur' 'dont say a slur' 'dont say a slur' it does feel that raises the chances of yr doing it
RealitySoldier: Thank you, amative1
kusinohki: I just stopped talking to ppl...
PharaohBender27: I can relate to that, lrrBEEEJ
ContingentCat: thankfully you guys have good practice not swearing for desert bus
dudecon: The precipice vertigo equivalent of a turretian slip?
HbombAndFriends: Yes, he said it in jest, but why TF was it in his vocabulary?
Earthenone: quick think about something other than a racial slur!
beowuuf: the last thing you hear is 'oh geez' before you're shived
GapFiller: oooh the Cooking Mama story
VoodontWoW: Oh fuuudruckers
e_bloc: Beej is 100% gonna say a slur during this story lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: mother russia has served me well at work
HbombAndFriends: Cooking Mama Cookstar- gaming’s hottest mess of the year so far.
Foxmar320: welp
JAGxTERRA: There's a food inspection joke somewhere here.
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ContingentCat: oh noo
Decaped: good pun Beej
Foxmar320: Amazing
kamelion84: katesWat
Saphling: 0.0
APODionysus: Oh no
HorusFive: "If you thought..." then you probably don't watch this show much
Izandai: uh
rith_the_awakener: This story is so bizarre
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
ButterBall000: I just thought about how cute it would be to see a Graham and Kathleen hosted from home Checkpoint with Penelope photobombing at some point.
e_bloc: I look forward to 10 more weeks of cooking mama drama
Loonatic93: So, I've just started streaming on Twitch and I have found a great solution for those speech issues. I assume that my little nieces are watching the stream. And I don't want them to hear "Uncle Dan" to say inappropriate things.
Saphling: get the popcorn
Foxmar320: This is gonna get good
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Vultanphase: See, now all I can picture is a NASCAR driver being fired for 'accidentally' using "intentional material breach of the license contract"
JPattemore: this is amazing
Saphling: that's so good
Izandai: whoa
GapFiller: speaking of G x P presumably thats them in the background
orellien2773: It’s a full boil?
midphoto: wow...
ContingentCat: in that case can it be worked in a third time?
Manae: Put extra emphasis on the second "in layman's terms" to drive the emphasis
Kaorti: You can sue someone for LITERALLY ANY REASON. You just might not win.
e_bloc: every W + P is a new docket
Manae: er
accountmadeforants: One of these parties is wrong. Office Create seems to think it had final approval over the game, while Planet says they could only approve the design.
Manae: did not mean to double-use emphasis -_-
Earthenone: the W&P class action lawsuit
HorusFive: Oh sweet Paul. You can sue ANYBODY for ANYTHING. Especially if you have the money to risk on lawyers
spiltdownman: didn't they make a game so bad it overheated switches because of poorly removed unapproved blockchain code? or is that a different cooking mama
GapFiller: NAL but suing for poor quality is aiui an irl thing
GapFiller: not for video games though
Saphling: Design-Your-Own-Office-Supplies kind of thing
TXC2: Kaorti or have it even get to a judge before being dismissed
PharaohBender27: Sounds like a firm that helps with office interior decoration
m00ntruther: about as boring as electronic arts
SquareDotCube: Graham and Alex are gonna be thousandaires!
dudecon: Cooking Mama dooking drama
Kaorti: @TXC2 Yep.
orellien2773: @spiltdownman THat’s just for immersion, so you can fry some eggs on your Switch!
Earthenone: if cooking mama is overheating your switch, its ok, its just making a real life cooking surface!
Izandai: @spiltdownman You're thinking of the right game, but it was overheating Switches because it was poorly optimized, not for any other reason.
Saphling: Cooking Mama's Cooking Drama
GDwarf: Cooking Mama Ltd. seems to be a holding company for the CM IP that Office Create uses
Graham_LRR: They changed TO Cooking Mama Ltd for many years, and now back
accountmadeforants: spiltdownman That was all bullshit people made up.
noSmokeFire: @spiltdownman more likely overheated the switches because of bad Unreal Engine code and the blockchain was only ever marketing buzzwords
GapFiller: Graham_LRR evening G
Dared00: Nothing says a dog can't play Cooking Mama
GDwarf: The official trademarks are to both Cooking Mama and Office Create, it's odd
Raiger: Wait, that Cooking Mama game was making systems overheat? Wow
GapFiller: Graham_LRR after years of W+P how does the idea of suing people for making bad games strike yr?
APODionysus: Yeah... there’s a YouTube who does videos on gaming disasters who just did one on this
TaubeTilda: "you should have specified"
APODionysus: Matt muscles or something
KeirenH: The studio formerly known as the studio formerly known as Office Create
Decaped: add "baked into the contract" somewhere, story needs more puns
dragonbretheren: "there's nothing in the rulebook about dogs playing cooking mama"
Foxmar320: Mama is not happy with Cookstar
TehAmelie: hmm why isn't there a game for Switch called Killswitch?
midphoto: oh wait... the goal wasn't to cook on your switch? whups
kusinohki: design item 3.4.j - don't break the console
accountmadeforants: Giving a client final approval on a contract job seems like a great way for one party to lose a lot of money.
orellien2773: It takes time to write up and file lawsuits.
chaostreader: Well there was a certain level of quality set in the contract, right?
HorusFive: Lawyers will get a LOT of money out of this
ContingentCat: court stuff is still happening, just remotely
kusinohki: would you say "this lawsuit was simmering for a while"?
TheMerricat: Home team advantage
5ubb4k: I'm confused about thsi Checkpoint : is there no story related to ACNH today? Is this even legal during the lowkdown to have a Checkpoint without ACNH? Or maybe I just arrived too late
GapFiller: 5ubb4k [atience
GapFiller: theyll get to those
GDwarf: This game is on the cutting board, sounds like
badpandabear: It's definitely come to a boil
Graham_LRR: It’ll depend on the contract. Contracts usually state where legal disputes would happen.
noSmokeFire: send this game back to the kitchen
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PharaohBender27 sees what @GDwarf did there
orellien2773: That could make for a good outro, one of them pestering the other with tons of cooking puns :D
rybackgaming: this whole situation is about to... boil over.
kamelion84: katesLol
VoodontWoW: A legal soggy bottom
TXC2: no mama mama?
Foxmar320: I didn't know Mama did games other than cooking
GapFiller: ohhh the puns... The Horror The Horror
accountmadeforants: And not all the Cooking Mamas were exactly stellar to begin with.
chi7891: Can we have Paul read a story?
Saphling: Cooking Drama
Decaped: yesss yesss, i'm back on the SA boards circe 2002
quanji: They also made Don't tell Mama baby sitter is dead. Lesser known title. :D
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chi7891: @saphling Nice
beowuuf: Lol, one makes tons of puns, the other phones up their japanese lawyersto see if they can sue over puns
Laurence72: Abba cover band game, Mama Mia Mama
Porsgaard81: !next
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rith_the_awakener: Whoever wins, we lose
GapFiller: !uptime
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Earthenone: this is the bread and butter of checkpoint
GapFiller: thisll be on of those stories CP+ is still riffing on ten years from now
Wrexadecimal: court room corpse-room Kappa
SK__Ren: The Corpse of Law
Earthenone: two lawyers in a thunderdome
HorusFive: Ha HA- Atari something-something
ContingentCat: skeleton court
rith_the_awakener: I know, I was just making a AvP joke
Izandai: Two corpses fighting it out in a copse.
Wrexadecimal: @Izandai the corpse court corps.
GapFiller: speaking of there are aiui stories 1st reported by ENN which are STILL current ongoing right now
GapFiller: thats wild eh
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Like Shaq-Fu?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Habeas Corpus
ContingentCat: a collector's item
accountmadeforants: There are physical copies out in Europe
SquareDotCube: I bet it would be homebrew sought after given how poorly it was built?
Foxmar320: I still have PT on my PS4. Im never deleting it.
SharktoothJack: Recipe for a cult classic?
Izandai: @SharktoothJack katesNice
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JadedCynic: @rith_the_awakener no. no one wins - ip owner, dev, publisher, public...except the lawyers
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, korean-style
Wrexadecimal: Kernel level anticheat, I think? It's a bit ridonk
Izandai: wait what
APODionysus: Wait
NightValien28: do not want
Fracaswell: nope nope nope
Earthenone: the 0th ring of windows
Wrexadecimal: Yeahnoooo
kais58: nope nope nope
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Raiger: Well definitely never playing that then...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wow, how did Riot develop an Overwatch and I not hear a single thing about it
DevInsanity: Nope. That's a rootkit then
Graved: Been having really fun technical conversation about this
APODionysus: Oh no
ContingentCat: katesChicken
Vultanphase: Isn't operating in Ring 0 how Starforce caused physical damage to hardware?
amative1: Oh wow, I heard a bit about this but I didn't realize it was in ring 0...
Wrexadecimal: @TheMerricat I see what you did there
Izandai: Okay first off fuck cheaters but also there's a line.
midphoto: please install this rootkit to play our game
ajaxdirtwormton: This is very concerning
Aarek: @Laserbeaks_Fury its closer to a counterstrike
Fluffy776: I don't know what scares me more, that that's the level of anti-cheat they went to or the fact there are cheat software that uses the kernel. Why?!
Wrexadecimal: No, buddy, your ring!
Raithencore235: Did Kathleen say Vanguard instead of Valorant at one point?
Foxmar320: Ummmmmm
TXC2: Fucking your own ring sounds....complex
PharaohBender27: That's . . . not reassuring
dudecon: "Your ring as well" instead of "Your ring too"
GapFiller: everything abt this story remainderers abt Sony DRM tech stories from 15 years ago
Saphling: "Riot wants access to your ring zero"
GapFiller: and sounds just as bad
kais58: if it's not giving them anything extra, why do they need it ???
Knightlyvalor: Yeah, let's not use that kind of control over other people's computer...
Izandai: uh
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Graham_LRR: @raithencore235 the anti-cheat is called Riot Vanguard
HorusFive: Dont talk s@@t about Granma
orellien2773: @fluffy776 Because that’s the best way to install keyloggers that can be used to grab passwords and credit cards so that the cheat makers can make a REAL profit.
Izandai: katesLol
Pteraspidomorphi: Would Windows Defender removing the thing as a virus?
GapFiller: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ajaxdirtwormton: I am now remembering the Crime Pays sketch
accountmadeforants: GapFiller Oh yeah, Sony's rootkit DRM garbage was my thought as well.
Amentur: Can someone confirm that LoL also has a Kernel level anticheat?
Earthenone: valorant fight, vanguard
Graved: Is it *porn*, or really smoking hot fanfiction, Kathleen?
Lightningbro: Games do need the ability to read and write in order to update. That's... completely sensible.
tenthtechpriest: a technical explination post that's more memes than actual information isn't exactly comforting
GapFiller: not kinda like malware
spiltdownman: Do you want it if you aren't a cheater?
GapFiller: this literally IS malware
TXC2: Graved what's the difference? Kappa
kusinohki: V for very suspicious
Decaped: Does Blizzard's Warden have Kernel level processes?
Foxmar320: Yeah anti-cheat stuff normally makes games run like crap
ashteranic: and to add, there are cheaters using literal pci-e cards to get external DMA access to cheat with
Fluffy776: @orellien2773 Yeah, like how does anyone trust cheat software when it opens you up that much!?
accountmadeforants: I don't want it even as not-a-cheater. It's invasive garbage.
badpandabear: Even if you aren't a cheater, you may want to use those resources for other things. Like playing the game you bought
TheMerricat: Just a reminder while this is making news, other anti-cheat software DO use ring 0 access as well. Including Ark and Fortnite.
ashteranic: DMA access to memory, specifically
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm not a cheater, but I don't trust that software not to be exploitable
ContingentCat: and if you're not a cheater you don't want it either because it's not needed
ashteranic: it's kind of absurd
7gorobei: supposedly vanguard identifies avast antivirus as a cheat
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Vanguard also doesn't uninstall with valorant either
spiltdownman: So basically 2010s norton antivirus?
Wrexadecimal: @spiltdownman that sounds like an apt description
Earthenone: antivirus programs are clearly cheats, they give you an unnatural resistance to viruses
LordZarano: this sounds a lot like the Sony BMG rootkit scandal.
GapFiller: we have literally had 20 years of The Red Queens Race between The Powers That B and cheaters pirates etc etc
Izandai: You know what would solve this problem? If people just wouldn't fucking cheat at video games.
GapFiller: and attendant 20 years of the rest of us suffering for it
Decaped: nah, BMG rootkit was hidden and installed without consent
Dyllbert: Riots "defense" for what they are doing sounds bad but from a computer architecture background it raises good points. If they wanted your data, they DON'T need kernel access. The problem is it always runs at kernel level even if the game isn't running which can slow down performance while you are doing other stuff. Also principally from a computer architecture spot NOTHING should have kernel access unless it has to. And things like VAC don't need kernel mode.
Decaped: you give consent for this
GapFiller: Izandai can I get a pony while yr at it
7gorobei: the general solution to cheats would be server-side hit detection and per user data burst
Kerrisis: The problem with Ring 0 anti cheat software isn't so much a lack of trust in Riot, it's what happens when the hackers break into it...
DevInsanity: Fine. I'll run your game in a hypervisor instead.
panpan_unbroken: MHW: Iceborn had some issues with this kind of thing at launch
reallegitstreamer: Is cheating so rampant that they absolutely have to do this?
Earthenone: there is always a new hole
GapFiller: !uptime
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dudecon: Or you build the game around giving the player the best tools, so there's no incentive to use cheat software
TheMerricat: Sony's problem was 1. They didn't ask, and it wasn't for games. 2. Their software was shit. Riot at least has a reason and doesn't hide what they are doing.
ContingentCat: cheaters, uhhh find a way
ZethRuss: just waiting for the next level of cheats running as a hypervisor
spiltdownman: Look you just need to install the cheat protection software on the users. Just brainwash your players
Kazman20a: but you don't, you just monitor the behavior but they won't because it will cost them on their end
GapFiller: TheMerricat devils advocate oes that make it better
Graved: There are other solutions, but they are very technically difficult and kinda far away
samwonk: I appreciate Riot's situation but if even a benevolent company is autodownloading software that does this, you're putting all of your faith in that company's own security forever.
TheMerricat: BattleEye is also anti-cheat software that goes kernel mode, used by both Ark and Fortnite, this isn't "new" it's just 'news'.
togashinaruta: The idea that you have to use cheats is just an idea that cheaters spread
Decaped: I installed cheats into my cyborg arm and now I can autoaim in Fortnite
bytecaster: And cheat software can always just ask for the necessary privileges from the user no holes required.
DevInsanity: Yeah, but if there's any bugs in it that could be exploited for arbitrary code execution. It's another attack vector on user's systems
midphoto: uhm... but if the cheat is already in ring-0... can't it just prevent the loading of the anti-cheat?
ashteranic: it doesn't even need to be neferious, it just needs to be broken in a subtle way, and now it's a rootkit.
togashinaruta: @TheMerricat Yeah, remember when people were mad about punkbuster?
ashteranic: midphoto: that's a complicated issue. getting into ring-0 requires you to be signed with a kernel-driver cert, which aren't exactly cheap to get
sivakrytos: "please don't make me read your email"
Wrexadecimal: "However I also like getting a job and not being fired"
NotCainNorAbel: You say "Trust me you are too boring to read your email"
TheMerricat: @togashinaruta I do, and when the were pissed about VAC. People get pissed about anti-cheat software regardless.
ashteranic: and windows definitely won't load one in an undetectable way
Dyllbert: I think the blog post might actually help people realize that EVERYONE has your data. Even if you try to not let people have it
togashinaruta: @sivakrytos <high-five>
Wrexadecimal: yikes
PharaohBender27: Ooof
bytecaster: @ashteranic Can't you not still do the thing where you enabled unsigned drivers in the bootloader?
Kerrisis: "I have the ability to read your email, but GDPR says I won't".
Grenevil: OOooooh. Wow.
GapFiller: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
accountmadeforants: Up next: cheaters find a way to install their stuff on Intel's Management Engine.
Earthenone: you said the quiet part out loud riot!
GapFiller: thats a real brown trouser moment there
PharaohBender27: So in other words,. Riot said the quiet part out loud?
kusinohki: everyone can read my email except the person I'm actually trying to send it to... yay technology!
ashteranic: byte: which is hard to cover up, huge parts of windows will start screaming at you that it's running in that mode
Earthenone: @PharaohBender27 <3
HorusFive: That's all security and safety planning
TheMerricat: @bytecaster kernel mode doesn't absolutely prevent hacks, but it does make it a lot harder - especially since the ways to get 'unofficial' kernel access are detectable.
Pteraspidomorphi: That's it exactly, or in a future patch an issue might be introduced
togashinaruta: I disagree with beej on the 'saying it out loud" part, but presentation of that is very delicate as it is important.
ashteranic: in any event, professional cheaters have already moved on to using hardware-based hacks to get direct memory access, which is just astounding
ashteranic: ie, a pci card so they can essentially edit memory from an external place
Izandai: Good lord
ashteranic: it's rare, and it's really hard to combat
EdmundJuniper: Also there is the issue of game companies having a unimpressive track record of safeguarding their own data, which now includes your data.
orellien2773: Microsoft:lol no
Decaped: hardware cheats? Bring back GameGenei!
Graved: Just put everything in VM container! Runs slow as hell, but you can control its integrity LUL
Izandai: People really will do anything to win at video games without having to play them.
ashteranic: since the reality is, the difference between a RAID card and this kind of interface is zero, for example
GapFiller: EdmundJuniper csn yr believe its now been 10 years since Sonys big user data theft thing
spiltdownman: I'm trusting all of that list less and less
accountmadeforants: Graved Hope you're not planning to give GPU access to those containers. Kappa
Dyllbert: Thats why the little pop up appears when you instal stuff because it has some potential to completely brick you computer from kernel access
TXC2: "it's a circle of accountability"
SkipIives: I just don't understand why people go through the effort to cheat. I mean I understand that they do it, but it makes no sense to me.
Kaorti: That's so 90's
togashinaruta: I like the tactic of detecting cheaters and making them play with each other in a hellscape of their own creation
caoinlean: I just popped in, wanted to say hi to the crew and the chat. Kathleen, Paul and Beej all looking good! thanks for continuing to stream during these crazy times.
APODionysus: @skipiives money
Dyllbert: If you are using Linux, you probably have a much bigger circle of trust considering the open source nature of almost everything
Duffadash: Not all Linux users these days are particularly tech-minded
bytecaster: It's like they want to join a botnet
HbombAndFriends: In the immortal words of Wes Borg, “Every OS sucks!”
Vyous: Oh, that's not true. Script kiddies have been a part of the linux community for ages.
Aarek: Cheat software is pretty much the number 1 way that computers get compromised now a days
PixelArtDragon: You won't be installing cheat software, because it won't be compatible with your archetecture
Wrexadecimal: Y'all ahve even done stories on cheatware users getting screwed LUL
Dared00: I mean, if you're on Linux, you won't be running Valorant Kappa
Kaorti: Remember when what MS was doing was creepy? We've advanced our creepiness technology so far since then!
ashteranic: cheat software, and cracked photoshop
Knightlyvalor: Youtube and other platforms also need to distinguish between bots and regular people input, at some level this is the same problem I feel?
Duffadash: Lots of youngsters too who've caught unto the idea of beign a hardcore leet haxx0r using Kali Linux or something
Izandai: You definitely have.
ashteranic: :P
TheMerricat: So I'm not a modern game player, but for the entire first half of April Team Fortess 2 was overrun by 'lagbots' making it almost impossible to connect or play on the official servers. I get why people don't want to risk their computers to anti-cheat software, but I also know that it's needed unfortunately.
TehAmelie: i wonder what these cheaters think sometimes. like all these people who paid $12 a DAY for Rainbow Six Siege cheats
ContingentCat: it's kindof like how it would be nice to get at the money of selling a kidney on the black market, but I wouldn't trust in that scene to only do that
Earthenone: now we just need anti cheat software to start mining bitcoin to pay for itself!
5ubb4k: Most people who use Linux can't solve their own computer problems other than do what strangers on the internet tell them to do. Source : I use Linuw and can't solve my computer problems by myself.
ashteranic: windows activation cracks too
Wrexadecimal: Shady software to let you do shady things. Seems legit
EdmundJuniper: Ah, yes. Paragons of honesty, cheat software manufacturers.
richard_ermen: Amusingly, Linux has become much easier to use. You´ll find a ...smallish number of people too dumb to pc that use Linux :D
PolyGryph: Who cares enough about a game to install cheat software?
Dyllbert: Yah, cheat software is the sketchiest stuff you can online
ajaxdirtwormton: the new cooking mama game is secretly cheat software that lets you mine bitcoin in other games
Izandai: And also hackers putting DRM in their cheatware.
Izandai: Which is amazing.
asddsa28: i think it mostly kids who do it
bytecaster: You don't really need to be clever to infect someones PC, if they give you explicit admin rights.
ashteranic: polygryph: people selling paid carries
GapFiller: onna lighter note heres a terrible joek abt kernels: theres been an accident at the army base
GapFiller: a jeep ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels
Earthenone: remember when the sketchiest thing you could do online was downloading music or porn?
kusinohki: headline news - makers of cheat software aren't honest or respectable
GapFiller: Earthenone eyyy the glory days of 2004
midphoto: how do you infect a computer with a virus? get the user to install it
PolyGryph: Ok, who cares about a game enough to pay someone to help their team win?
PharaohBender27: o_O
Foxmar320: So many bans
PolyGryph: The idea is that it's a game and it's not important
tenthtechpriest: but how much user overlap is there between the first and second batch?
Knightlyvalor: PolyGryph millions in prizes/sponsors/other income for the absolute top level players?
Izandai: woof
TehAmelie: that's terrible cause i hate the pronounciation of colonel as kernel Kappa
Dyllbert: Riot announced that they had banned the first account within something like 3 days! Which is crazy considering a brand new game.
ATrophonian: Nice Things == 0
Wrexadecimal: I like the GTAV method of making cheaters play with other cheaters
Ba_Dum_Tish: That is a lot of bannings
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PolyGryph: I was under the impression that competitive gaming was pretty strict about not allowing cheating
orellien2773: No, it’s not a lot of bans, not for a game that high profile.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Where is the fun in cheating?
Dyllbert: Its the problem with free games. There is zero consequnce to getting banned most of the time. If you are cheating from a Russian internet cafe, who cares. just make a new account
SkipIives: @APODionysus yeah, I get it, it just isn't worth it to me.
code1300: Yah a lot of spoofing
ashteranic: for instance, in Destiny, cheating is rampant in Trials, despite Bungie switching to using Steam Network Sockets to try and catch them (and reduce DDoS's)
KCazduke: Yeah, cheaters never prosper. And game companies who allow cheaters also don't prosper.
asddsa28: that is happening with TF2 right now you cant play it
Dix: Big Cheats? Big Lawsuits.
Earthenone: dont worry, the people who make cheats can afford the lawsuits with all that ransomware
samwonk: Just do the Civ 2 thing and put your cheats in a menu at the top of the screen.
ghostvalv: :O
TheMerricat: @asddsa28 that's been fixed, about mid-last wee.
cuttlefishman: Why so much anti-Cheetah talk
togashinaruta: Imagine the IT professional that has to have a discussion with a CEO about why their kid needs to keep buying new games with a new steam account because it "went away"
Foxmar320: lol
GapFiller: evening Dix
kamelion84: katesWat
PharaohBender27: :D
5ubb4k: yessssssssssss
GapFiller: YES
Foxmar320: A wild Dix appears!
Amentur: The best punishment for cheaters/hackers is for them to fight each other on secluded servers
noSmokeFire: "root cellar" means something very different in australian slang
circusofkirkus: animal crossing and club penguin :D
Ba_Dum_Tish: I would be interested in a turnip vault
GapFiller: gimme dat AC TINDER NAOW
e_bloc: I. .. should check the price of my turnips
HorusFive: You have my attention
orellien2773: No, you’ll still be judged for that :D
rith_the_awakener: I would turnip for that
Wrexadecimal: tornps
Dix: The Museum would be a HELL of a place to have a AC Tinder date
Izandai: wow
TStodden: It's just a root cellar... it shouldn't be THAT interesting...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i showed you my turnips, please respond
KCazduke: I am suddenly flashing back to teen me flirting with blood elves in WoW
ContingentCat: slytqTurnip slytqTurnip
NimrodXIV: if they want to see your turnip vault, that's a keeper
richard_ermen: Some day Turnipperus the Mighty will rise and then we´ll all be sorry for short-selling those turnips for bells... ;)
Dyllbert: Hey, museums make good dates in real life too
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GapFiller: Animal Crossing is clearly the new FFXIV of online dating
ArcOfTheConclave: @Dix only if you've filled it.
HavenJunde: "here's my room full of dolls"
kusinohki: turnip vault?? what a weird euphomism
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Honestly, If someone took me to a museum I would be interested
Foxmar320: welp
circusofkirkus: so he's Marty McFly
accountmadeforants: I feel like Turnip Vault is like, third date territory, for your own sake as well.
GapFiller: welp
Pteraspidomorphi: NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I have a skeleton right here, but I 'm using it
KCazduke: I'm gonna give you gifts until your affection meter fills
PharaohBender27: Ah, "Nice Guy(tm)"
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Izandai: katesLol
noSmokeFire: applying the dating sim approach to real life
gualdhar: wait, you mean paying people for romance doesn't work?
GapFiller: Romance as Transaction f yeh
Zyme86: danger danger will robinson danger
bytecaster: And people say chivalry is dead
donuts_are_holy: Hey guys.
TXC2: hello donuts_are_holy welcome
GapFiller: if yr wanna pay for romance well theres other options
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HyruleGirl9: SMDH trying to get into the wrong nooks
Izandai: Yikes!
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat :D
Dix: Big flex
m00ntruther: someone has already made a service where you pay them bells, and they draw your villager doing it with there villager, or they can make you custom bdsm clothes
TehAmelie: in bad in Dark Souls where cheating is so thorough you can invade people and them flagged for the cheaters only server by hitting them with your hacked fireball
NightValien28: TheMerricat LUL
KCazduke: Personally i prefer romance as an adventure where being a dick to your party members will also tank your romantic side quest
Knightlyvalor: Seems reasonable, even without immediate need for intimate pictures it probably signals 'I'll care for you' which you may or may not be into as a partner.
TXC2: I mean I did that with a famiuy meal when I first got a credit card
spiltdownman: is beej speaking from experince? is he actually a rich property mogul in real life?
Amentur: bytecaster, I challenge you to a joust! If I win I will get to marry off your first born to a house of my choosing
donuts_are_holy: @TXC2 thanks.
ContingentCat: eh, some guy just offering to pay off your mortgage should put up significant red flags.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, but that's a little different than "I paid off your debt and have romantic interest in you!"
Izandai: I would love to be that rich, Beej.
noSmokeFire: impress me with your massive stalnks
richard_ermen: Beej undoes the whole Elon-Musk-Dating-Approach.
Zyme86: I was raised if you have more you give more. At the same time the person who would be attracted to welath is not the person I want to date
GapFiller: welcome to Chinese cultural norms Beej
bytecaster: @Amentur Let me fetch my armor!
Izandai: Just to be able to go out for dinner and pay for everyone's meal just because I feel like it.
GapFiller: The Benevolent Flex is just ingrained in the culture as The Way to Get Ahead
Loonatic93: Beej and "being Alpha" is such an odd concept.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @KCazduke How else am I meant to take tifa on that date?
Foxmar320: lol
accountmadeforants: Impress me with your ability to seize the means of production
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol
PharaohBender27: Makes it seem like the other person "owes" them, and that's just problematic power dynamics
KCazduke: There's being generous and there's showing off that you can buy them pretty things
ContingentCat: katesLol
HorusFive: TRUE Beej
richard_ermen: If you have to pay for a date by yourself, that's some weird power dynamic at play.
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
5ubb4k: Behold! I have spent my entire life this past month playing a video game! That makes me a good romantic partner, right?
JadedCynic: amen, beej (looks fondly at wife playing stardew valley)
PolyGryph: I think the line there is that being generous with your money when actual romance/love was already present is different from being generous with your money specifically with the intent of generating said romance/love
GapFiller: ahhh performative generosity
RegulusPratus: The trick is to never pay for anything. Banditry is where it's at.
dragonbretheren: there's nothing more heartbreaking than someone who cheats and loses.
meagremania: Oh god I'm so glad I can ignore Tinder
richard_ermen: Tell, Tinder is...bad for 8/10 people of any gender.
Pteraspidomorphi: I use the buttons
ghostvalv: ?
circusofkirkus: swiping is essentially drag and drop
Dix: To this day I don't know what's good or bad on Tinder
Wrexadecimal: swipe right is to the right, is yes.
Dyllbert: I never used tinder before getting married, I just asked people out and assumed that since I asked, I paid. Tinder just seemed like a terrible idea...
Earthenone: back in the day for now kiss there was a swipe mode
HavenJunde: honestly i wouldn't date anyone who time travels in Animal Crossing. but then i would never date anyways because i'm aro
Foxmar320: Ive never used Tinder.
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Earthenone: nice.
KCazduke: Why would you romance Tifa instead of playing Cloud as the girl she truly wants to be? :P
Robot_Bones: oh Now Kiss, how I miss the
Laogeodritt: Hi y'all!
GapFiller: KCazduke hah
kusinohki: go left... always go left
noSmokeFire: @KCazduke porque no los dos?
Orgmastron: @kcazduke I mean the two aren't mutually exclusive
senshi5609: ive spent a total of 5 minuets on tinder and deleted it because I disagreed with the concept
PharaohBender27: @Foxmar320 Neither have I - I just know about "swipe left" and "swipe right" the same way I know about a lot of stuff - cultural osmosis
richard_ermen: New looks okay'ish. Its still pixelated minecraft :D
SkipIives: the RTX cards only, yeah
TheMerricat: And I believe it's the Windows version of Minecraft vs the java version.
KCazduke: I suppose that depends on if Tifa will accept Cloud as she truly is ^^
ghostvalv: so many poly's
ashteranic: lighting can do a lot to make things really pretty
GapFiller: KCazduke whatif Tifa is jelly
SkipIives: many of the mods are on teh Java version
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun SEUS minecraft has always looked Beautiful
lirazel64: Back in the day, I would say right off that I pay for myself unless I feel very comfortable with you.
Foxmar320: lol
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you would be surprised how bit the shader community is on modded minecraft. you can make your game look SOOOOO good even with out RTX cards, but you get 1 frame per month.
GDwarf: Some of that difference is that they seem to have made everything brighter, which is an interesting choice
JetShark1: Tifa absolutely will, look at the Bee costume dance scene
GapFiller: Cloud IS the prettiest princess
Dix: Haha got em
TheMerricat: big even
beowuuf: shots fired :p
Amentur: Or drowning in lava
badpandabear: I was playing with RTX minecraft earlier today. The specially created maps are cool but the texture packs don't seem ready for general play
JadedCynic: The draw distance goes on forEVER
Dyllbert: Is RTX minecraft local? Like could one person be running RTX and the others be normal?
snowcookies: Yeah
kusinohki: those blocks have a very high resolution!
Izandai: katesLol
ashteranic: yeah, the water texture didn't look great
GapFiller: eyyy poor tiling
beowuuf: you can see those diamonds crack in high definition as the sink in to the lava
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Minecraft water is... not good
SK__Ren: Ocean might need a better texture
Foxmar320: honestly that looks like some textures packs ive seen
ashteranic: the lighting through forests was the highlight
TXC2: water is very hard to make look good
TStodden: RTX support seems to be Bedrock Edition only...
serramarkov: LOL Beej- I knew that was coming
Amentur: Subsurface scatter, LoadingReadyRun ?
SK__Ren: But thats a texture issue, nothing to do with the raytrace itself
sivakrytos: all of these have the same problems as all shaders in minecraft, ie. that you can't see anything
Lightningbro: Water is different in different texture packs, that wasn't an issue I saw with the video I've seen.
KCazduke: It's a Gelatinous Cube, so obviously, don't stick your hand in it
DiscordianTokkan: The lava glow looks Great
dudecon: crepuscular rays!
Zyme86: Ugggg dont remind me, my 4 mo old 2080 Ti Founders, may have bricked itself yesterday morning. Its in the shop. Right now Dont tempt me with good graphics right now
rith_the_awakener: Looking at the screenshots, it looks really bad to me
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Crap, I just missed the link. Can someone repost it?
7gorobei: you need the bedrock version for the raytracing update, there are some workarounds for java. old maps will need specific shader updates
ghostvalv: salud
rith_the_awakener: It ruins the aesthetic for me
Knightlyvalor: Bless you
Dyllbert: Yah the light looks amazing. The water texture is very strange....
ContingentCat: gesundheit x3
Zyme86: bless you
JAGxTERRA: salas
accountmadeforants: Hell, even Quake II RTX looks stunning.
Amentur: Gesundheit Kathleen
Loonatic93: Kathleen is a cute sneezer, confirmed!
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, lrrKATHLEEN !
midphoto: bless you
JadedCynic: thanks for the save, kathleen gesundheit! <3
GapFiller: Bless Yr Kathleen
Foxmar320: Minecraft already has framerate issues sometimes :P
bytecaster: It's also kinda funny for their RTX usecase, to choose a game with exactly one kind of object, a cube. So now we know, that it works for cubes, but pyramids, that's still unproven territory.
TheMerricat: @Dyllbert as far as I can tell it's just a modded version of the Windows 10 game so you'd be able to play it on any server that supported that. However I also see they had custom textures and bumpmapping so .....
kamelion84: katesWat
ghostvalv: :O
Foxmar320: Oh I heard about that
ContingentCat: oh!
GDwarf: I think I've heard about this
GapFiller: show of hands: who here had Yellow?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh, that's interesting
GapFiller: *hand goes up
Diabore: not jigglypuff?
Amentur: Not Jigglypuff :O ?
cuttlefishman: Clefairy is OP in smash
PolyGryph: Clefairy IS a good pokemon
noSmokeFire: clefairy was the main character's main pokemon in the original manga
TXC2: Why not Jigglypuff?
Izandai: @GapFiller katesWave
7gorobei: there is a path tracing mod for current MC that doesnt need rtx cards. sonicether's ultimate shader pack
ContingentCat: A lot of them are pretty cute
Dix: That's why the pokedolls were originally Clefary
Loonatic93: Clefairy! Use Metronome!
accountmadeforants: They were also trying to push Ratatta real hard before it actually released.
midphoto: not ditto? every Pokemon could just be a ditto
noSmokeFire: my uncle who hacked nintendo said...
KCazduke: Best Pokemon is Porygon
bytecaster: It is always important to give your hackers proper PR training, so that they know how to use their stolen knowledge for maximum impact!
Dyllbert: @TheMerricat So if its a mod, then everyone has to be running it. But I thought the way textures work is that they are local to your machine.
PharaohBender27: !smash
LRRbot: Put Captain N the Game Master in Smash, you cowards!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun for reference, this is the old 3rd party minecraft butification mod
TehAmelie: did you know? the "bless you" thing goes back to the time when sneezing meant you were probably going to be dead inside a week. let's hope that doesn't become relevant again :x
RegulusPratus: Nonsense, it's a mashup of Pokemon Red and White
rith_the_awakener: Fox
Loonatic93: @Zyme86 Put Miltank in Smash you Cow... HAH!
Foxmar320: I approve
TXC2: like the movie?
TheMerricat: - if you want to see what's possible on the Java version of Minecraft.
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
spiltdownman: Seel made it to release
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @gekyouryuu thanks!
noSmokeFire: wasn't gyarados Skullkraken?
GDwarf: Koffing was almost "LA" and Weezing "NYC", IIRC. Which, uh, that's some shade there.
ContingentCat: a touch on the nose for gen 1
KCazduke: Ratbas
SK__Ren: I can get behind Gallop
JAGxTERRA: Bless you
5ubb4k: Rapidash is called Galopa in French
Zyme86: Rat-ta ta ta ta that's the way it is
VikyriaNation: love you all
Gekyouryuu: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff yw
Lightningbro: As if Ratata is any better. It's Rat-a-ta, as in Rat-a-tat-tat
PharaohBender27: @VikyriaNation lrrHEART
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:14.
RegulusPratus: Source confirmed via jail sentence
LordZarano: @tehamelie eh, dry cough and fever are the common symptoms. Sneezing is much rarer for this one
spiltdownman: My uncle broke into nintendo
Earthenone: now its "my uncle is in jail for hacking nintendo"
orellien2773: ReLeAsE pOkEmOn BlAcK!
accountmadeforants: Time to find out what that car by the SS Anne was for!
GapFiller: ack nearly lost Kathleen there
Izandai: @orellien2773 They... Did... Though?
TheMerricat: @Dyllbert so I"m not an expert on the Windows version of minecraft, I don't even know if it can be modded normally. But in the java world of minecraft there are two types of mods, some require everyone having them some are local. Shaders in Java are local. I assume - perhaps incorrectly - that it'd be the same for the RTX version.
Earthenone: wasent that car for getting mew @accountmadeforants Kappa
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Dyllbert: @TheMerricat Thats what I thought as well. I'm only familiar with the Java version
accountmadeforants: Earthenone Yeah, but only if you used strength with a level 100 Machamp MiniK
Ba_Dum_Tish: I prefer not knowing anything about any new pokemon and pokemon games. trying to recreate going in blind
Earthenone: i loved those rumors as a kid
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Huh. I'd heard (from different people) that it was based on Medieval superstition that either if you weren't blessed, the devil would take over your body because you had sneezed out your soul, or that you were blessed because you had sneezed out a demon
HorusFive: GEt on it Netflix
GapFiller: a little maybe
JetShark1: Thank you for that Blastoise @Gekyouryuu
Zaraka00: might be nice
Orgmastron: NO
ghostvalv: not that much
GapFiller: oooh the Bobby Kotick story
Foxmar320: Naaa im good
kamelion84: katesWat
Gekyouryuu: @JetShark1 yw
Earthenone: are you reading a CaH card? :P
PharaohBender27: No thanks
SquareDotCube: Power Up! sort of covers that with an interview
Scy_Anide: Is he on punchr?
Asimech: @Gekyouryuu That tortoise looks like they're having a "bow down before me" moment.
PharaohBender27: @Scy_Anide :D
ContingentCat: whoops
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cuttlefishman: umm
pwoaiskkwikwi: hello
Izandai: wha
Despoiler98: !next
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midphoto: his assistant must be pissed
GapFiller: yknw what yeh Im a little lonely right now
GapFiller: not enough to wanna spend personal time w/ Bobby Kotick
Izandai: huh
JetShark1: Lol
wintertempest: open line to management, i guess
TheMerricat: And I'd feel COMPLETELY comfortable calling the CEO of a company that large and would COMPLETELY expect to have a job next month....
orellien2773: Well, with *a* phone number. I’m sure that it’s an easily disableable VOIP number that’s only been sent out for this purpose and can easily be disabled.
Izandai: "Hi, you're not paying me a living wage."
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like it is an open line to Bobbys secretary
AgentMagicMaster: "Hey Bobby, we're gonna unionize, kthxbye"
GapFiller: just cz the door is open doesnt mean we wanna speak to YOU
ContingentCat: it's like there's a reason other CEOs of big companies aren't doing that
accountmadeforants: Every person actually got a different phone number, then anyone who's shared it is immediately fired. OpieOP
JAGxTERRA: its good PR no?
GapFiller: AgentMagicMaster ha ha ha
TehAmelie: PharaohBender27, probably not. the Latin expression people would have used in medieval times means more like "good fortune" than anything divinely related
Duffadash: That man must be real lonely at this point. He did publicly try to get people to stop photoshopping horns unto pictures of him
Wrexadecimal: Yeah pretty much
GapFiller: do yr dare but yr job on the line like that
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ContingentCat: I bet he's getting a lot of drunk calls
Duffadash: apparently it makes dating hard
Diabore: oh, hey steve
spiltdownman: Here have these 1000 palantirs don't worry anyone can use them
Ba_Dum_Tish: At one of the places I worked there was a office that the directors would use for open communications. If one of them was in there you could just come in but if they were in their own office you couldn't interrupt them
Gekyouryuu: anyone that has FF7 Remake, is the extra stuff in the Digital Deluxe Edition worth it, or should I save $20 and just get the game itself?
Loonatic93: Can the Eye of Sauron see why Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
TXC2: Sauron, great blacksmith, crap with people Kappa
Kaorti: Sauron was stripped of his people skills in the fall of Numenor.
ThatWhichNeverWas: FLOOF
kamelion84: katesLol
Foxmar320: Kitty!
TheAinMAP: katesLurk
mercano82: That's what The Mouth of Sauron is for, he's the PR guy.
Kaorti: Tru facts
DiscordianTokkan: Baxter!
HorusFive: To be fair- Sauron does have LOTS of followers
GapFiller: KITTEH!
NightValien28: CAT
ContingentCat: katesLoaf Hi Baxter!
cuttlefishman: kitt
ghostvalv: :O
rith_the_awakener: Fluffy boi
tergonis: we have acquired cat
Dix: d i s a s t e r F L O O F
Gnuttor: Kitteh!!!
Wrexadecimal: enigmaTom
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kitty!
TXC2: hello Baxter
Orgmastron: GIANT FLOOF
AdamYMHMI: I mean, given how many followers he has, it's no wonder he has someone else handle his communications for him
kamelion84: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
JetShark1: Cat!
NicTMagic: ScaredyCat
niccus: xcom! aliens with jeans!
Asimech: "Yo, Sauron." "I SEE YOU."
Ba_Dum_Tish: Floof
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InkyGhoast: baxter time!
NightValien28: what a giant baby
Zyme86: His middle management peeps like Gothmog needs to become more approachable
BrokenGolem: katesHug2
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I do keep meaning to see if the OED or something has an explanation - as I said, those were just interpretations that two different people told me
TeiranDragon: Biggest Cat
badpandabear: katesHug2
DiscordianTokkan: katesHug2
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Gnuttor: Main Koon ?
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf katesHug2
ContingentCat: what a good big floofy boy
Dix: Yeah Gnuttor
snowcookies: yup maine coon
HorusFive: No, but the NEXT 800 people who he lays off will
Knightlyvalor: And the stance on Hong Kong
kusinohki: kitty!
Dix: Baxter's face is that of a VERY content cat
muondecay: !quote sauron
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HavenJunde: kitty <3
NightValien28: he is so big
Laogeodritt: Baxter \o/
RegulusPratus: Biggest floof best floof
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Baxter!! Himb a big floofchonk!
5ubb4k: Baxter is such a good cat
Grenevil: Welcome to CatPoint
Foxmar320: Such floof
DiscordianTokkan: Ikoria Kitty
Invitare: Baxter LOVES video game news
SangerNA: bajoQuasar
NightValien28: yeah but why though
accountmadeforants: Call now and you could be fired TODAY!
KinoGami: the best type of cat
ContingentCat: and not a small dog
kilotango30: DxCat DxCat
HyruleGirl9: I would die for Baxter
Fluffy776: I love him katesLoaf katesHug2
Gekyouryuu: plot twist: Kathleen was hit by a shrink ray Kappa
startledlemur: kitty!
orellien2773: I honestly do believe it. There’s probably a lot of Work-From-Home related complications that corporate could help with, and this is a really easy time for a company to build up a lot of goodwill with their employees.
DiscordianTokkan: D'awwwww
ThatWhichNeverWas: For when 'mundane' cats are insufficient! :D
GDwarf: Irish Wolfhound-sized cat
cuttlefishman: a bigger small dug
noSmokeFire: maine coons are my absolute favorites
AgentMagicMaster: Baxter is an absolute unit
Loonatic93: I'd say Beagle sized.
serramarkov: Baxter is beautiful!!!
rith_the_awakener: He is criminally fluffy
5ubb4k: I didn't know Maine Coons came in non-orange colors
Foxmar320: Oh he is very happy right now
Robot_Bones: like a king charles
Dix: Beagle
cuttlefishman: could Bazter eat Jade
TXC2: Imagine a cat the size of a great dane :P
Gnuttor: Who is Jade?
GapFiller: oh its not just hes a Maine Coon hes been specially bred to be the floofiest kitty tldr
ContingentCat: shit zu?
BrowneePoints: Maine Coons are one of the largest Domestic Cat breeds!
noSmokeFire: how heavy is baxter?
Raithencore235: Baxter is adorable!!!
SquareDotCube: or a cocker spaniel
Gnuttor: @TXC2 Scary!
chaostreader: @gnuttor James’ dog
Dix: The Floof Size is basically Beagle sized
snowcookies: He looks a bit bigger than my papillon
KinoGami: and the tail
Gnuttor: @chaostreader thanks
Wrexadecimal: much floof
TXC2: Gnuttor jade is James and Ashley's dog I think
Foxmar320: lol
e_bloc: correct
Dix: Oh my god. Muscle Sausage
GapFiller: thats right isnt it Kathleen: Baxter is extra floofy cz of superior genetics right?
ContingentCat: Baxter's long but very floofy
floki4242: he's a long fur boy
ashiok_nightmare_moose: Canda post considers both weight and volume
KCazduke: I want to see more jacked doggos
e_bloc: Corgis are about 25-35 pounds
tergonis: muscle sausage with legs is a hell of a phrase
sjcTheos: no chonk here
NightValien28: baxter is a worm on a string
mtvcdm: Maine coons are way lighter than they look.
JetShark1: "A loose bag of organs that finds it
Zyme86: Maine coons Males are 12-18lbs, females 8-12lbs
TXC2: Baxter is 80% floof by volume
Scarbble: welcome to catpoint
BeardedAndJaded: is Baxter a jellicle cat?
GapFiller: so Baxter is not chubby like Annika was presumably
TXC2: Kappa
Mai_Andra: My sister has a shihtzu (whose name is also Baxter,) and my maine coon is bigger than that.
Laogeodritt: Baxter: "A loose bag of organs that finds his way into places he shouldn't." — Beej
TacitusVigil: Baxter confirmed to be not a capitalist. Kappa
GapFiller: speaking of cats Kathleen hows Khaavren?
Raithencore235: I want to get a Maine Coon or Norwegian Forest cat at some point
5ubb4k: Maine Coons are so beautiful and fluffy. They're also the worst for allergic people like me. :(
Kerrisis: That's about 7kg.
mercano82: Baxter isn't a fat cat, he barely has a stock portfolio
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I used to have a Maine Coon mix, and he was about 12 pounds of fluff.
distrustingspectator: my 6-year-old cat weighs 6.5 lbs.
Foxmar320: Thats about what my cat Monster weighs but Baxter is bigger. I think Monster is just fat :P
ContingentCat: wow I have a cat that size who isn't a main coon, he's a chonker
ThatWhichNeverWas: Nöö :(
Foxmar320: :(
snowcookies: oh no
kamelion84: katesCry katesCry
GapFiller: lrrAWW
DiscordianTokkan: Aw!
ikkadkarf: !uptime
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noSmokeFire: oh no :( khaavren is favorite
ContingentCat: awww :(
Loonatic93: I always wonder why they are called Maine "Coons." Because actual Raccoons are a lot bigger. At least around here.
badpandabear: lrrAWW
benjamin_commander: :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
e_bloc: oh boy
LordZarano: thanks @kerrisis
Zyme86: Uggg, chronic kidney dx is bad enough in humans. Gotta hydrate. Saline is a good start
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Khaavren
rith_the_awakener: Poor babby...
snowcookies: must be hard for him
GapFiller: oh that sounds bad
Wrexadecimal: oh no :(
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That sounds exactly like what we did for my cat.
orangey44: was it the vet hospital in north saanich? they were amazing with my kitty when we had troubles
noSmokeFire: @Loonatic93 my fan fiction is that maine coon cats were bred to hunt raccoons, like coon hounds
GapFiller: eurgh thought occurs he IS getting on
ContingentCat: that's good lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
mynameisie: Love to all of y’all
JetShark1: Reassuring
ThatWhichNeverWas: Yay
Foxmar320: Thats good
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: D'aww
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
e_bloc: I can relate
badpandabear: lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME
tergonis: yay floof improvement!
rith_the_awakener: Hurrah
GapFiller: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Loonatic93: @noSmokeFire That is what I'm thinking. But they failed miserably if that's the case.
NimrodXIV: any food going in is good
GapFiller: yeh thats a real worry
noSmokeFire: this is sappy, but this cat update has honestly really improved my day
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Gnuttor: Eating AND shitting. Then things are ok.
GapFiller: TheMerricat nice one
noSmokeFire: @Loonatic93 maybe if they hunted in packs?
NightValien28: if a cat refuses food something is amiss
Gnuttor: :)
e_bloc: eating shitting and playing
ThatWhichNeverWas: Oh wow, 16? Good job!
JetShark1: Definitely a plus!
Gnuttor: Yep, I know.
ContingentCat: kidney problems are really common with old cats
ThatWhichNeverWas: Oh wow
ThatWhichNeverWas: Bliiiiissss
Raithencore235: I miss my cat
serramarkov: Glad to hear he's on the mend.
Gnuttor: Star on stage!
Foxmar320: Baxter is so chill right now
snowcookies: 16 in cat years in an old man
Loonatic93: @noSmokeFire Small cats, hunting in packs. That would be something...
TehAmelie: kitty!
SangerNA: bajoQuasar <3
GapFiller: very content cat face means very content chat its true
dragonbretheren: that is a happy cat
ikkadkarf: cats these days all they do is eat hot chip and shit
peejeeful: formula e is awsome
tandtrollog: he is such a cutie
MrSVCD: FE is great.
Dared00: Also, all their races are for free on YouTube
CraziestOwl: Cool
Dix: Formula E and hybrid car racing is some RIDICULOUSLY powerful cars
badpandabear: TODAY on Baxterpoint
JAGxTERRA: mario kart mode
MrSVCD: katesLoaf
GerrardUK: They also tried to let you race virtually during an actual race
LordZarano: I felt very hungry when I had Corona symptoms, probably from using loads of energy maintaining a fever
cuttlefishman: wut
PharaohBender27: @LordZarano I hope you're feeling better now lrrHEART
GapFiller: LordZarano lrrHEART
Loonatic93: Like the Amazing Race!
rith_the_awakener: The pit crews have to fight to the death
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun They use a kilowatt budget instead of a fule tank.
orellien2773: Does their car explode?
LordZarano: @pharaohbender27 yeah, it was weeks ago
GapFiller: this all sounds less F1 and more Wacky Races
ThatWhichNeverWas: The one at the back Doesn't Get The Antidote
GerrardUK: F1 tried that with qualifying for a couple of races
BrokenGolem: so it's the final part of Trivia Murder Party
Graved: Or controls turns off and they crash into the wall
Zyme86: They straight get thelma and louise
samwonk: That seems like it would lead any drivers not near the back to be really cautious.
cuttlefishman: I mean, there is what is basically a whacky races anime this season
cuttlefishman: it's pretty cool
e_bloc: you get to park and get a frosty
therisingtithes_: a trap spring under the finish line triggers and they fly into the sun
GapFiller: actually F1 wd be more entertaining if it were more like Mario Kart
Dared00: They already have boost pads in real races, so it's no wonder FE does weird stuff
aceofmuffins: The Olympics has elimination races in cycling too.
kusinohki: surprised they don't have a pace car or something and anyone behind that gets eliminated...
gizmofreak1: So a last racer standing format?
Meark: There's no money in it.
GerrardUK: FE did that
koristi_: They had that
Graved: @LoadingReadyRun They already do that in iRacing
trills_r: Weird, I'm sick right now and my test came back positive yesterday. I can't eat at all because I don't feel any taste or smell.
Dared00: They've been doing it for months now
GerrardUK: They did it at Las vegas in 2016 or 2017
KeirenH: I think that's what they are doing
Jeezy56: it should be pretty good because Formula e has such little real testing and reay heavily on simulators already
koristi_: Because F1 is postponed, they did e-sports with esports stars and actual drivers.
Jeezy56: rely*
GapFiller: yeh the irl factor is kinda a big deal
midphoto: I mean max vestappen was both for a while I think
PharaohBender27: @trills_r lrrHEART Hope you get better soon!
TheMerricat: ack!!! @trills_r :-( Sorry.
GerrardUK: Only 1 real driver finished in the top 10; the rest were sim racers
JAGxTERRA: So F1 drivers also train on simulators in the off season. There are FIAA restrictions on practice time on the real cars.
TXC2: trills_r get well soon lrrHEART
Asimech: IIRC, when it's a game the esports people had an advantage b/c they were more "reckless".
kusinohki: a whole lot of physical feed back too
KeirenH: they've basically merged the IRL pros into the existing eSports league I believe
Graved: Oh god, that Spa track in iRacing. I bet real racers are hella cautious while sim racers just barely stay on track
Knightlyvalor: trills_r Sorry to hear that, hope you get well soon!
ContingentCat: seriously Gotta go Fast
RegulusPratus: Antithetical to intuition
peejeeful: fomula e tires are the size of regulare car tires
Dix: yeah the tires have to get heated to a certain degree to get grip
KeirenH: F1 cars corner better at 80 km/h than 40 km/h
pumpinglobster: Gotta CRANK IT to RAM IT!
LordZarano: downforce and heat in the tires
koristi_: When Richard Hammond tried an F1 car he complained that he did not dare go fast enough to NOT crash, because he could not think fast enough, to not crash at those speeds.
Foxmar320: oh wow
PharaohBender27: :O
accountmadeforants: That sounds amazing
sjcTheos: when you think programming a camera as a player entity is a good shortcut
RegulusPratus: Modeled the camera as a player 2 or something yeah
DevInsanity: I'd guess the drone is being treated as the player character while you're viewing through it?
JAGxTERRA: @koristi_ he was driving an old lotus car that is way smaller than a modern f1 car
natureboy1: didn't realize Nascar had guns o.o
actionjb: The game has to be extremely modular but I can actually see it working
GapFiller: which is a shame
5ubb4k: Maybe it's a thing that originally existed for debugging purposes?
koristi_: @JAGxTERRA He also drove an Renault F1 car
Dared00: CAT
tctrain: This sounds like League's coded as minions bugs
natureboy1: kitty!
DiscordianTokkan: D'awww
DarkNacht: KITTY
ContingentCat: awww <3
HorusFive: Kitty!
HyruleGirl9: sleppy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Zzzz
GapFiller: Photo Kitty!
Naarius: Kathleen can't leave now
TheAinMAP: katesLoaf
GDwarf: you live here now, I guess
MrSVCD: katesLoaf
PharaohBender27: katesHug2
snowcookies: aw
HorusFive: He's a cat. How can you tell?
Zyme86: Kittypoint
GapFiller: speaking of allergies guess who had to get the Hayfever meds outta cold storage recently
Saphling: This... is CatPoint
GapFiller: anyone else in the same boat?
Henshini: I feel that, I had to double my antihistamines when I started working from home
Scy_Anide: If only there was a Discord server somewhere with a channel all about posting pictures of pets, especially sleeping pets. :p
GapFiller: aww
tandtrollog: a big baby
lordofsand13: hello
JAGxTERRA: @koristi_ I say that. to point out that the safety of those cars are hilarious in comparison.
JetShark1: FE (Formula Electric) Racers vs FE (Fire Emblem) Characters in a fight, each in a battle of their choice, who wins more?
GapFiller: yeh this sounds like the plot of some 50's Invasion of the Body Snatchers clone
DevInsanity: Just you, Beej
Ba_Dum_Tish: Beej is cat confirmed
DarkNacht: Ah that is what Joe Biden is doing
DevInsanity: Beej is normal human
badpandabear: Yes, Beej is perfectly normal human
Vyous: Beej is definitely not an alien Kappa
HorusFive: Yes, I too fellow human
Loonatic93: It is one of the benefits of being a species with a below average sense of smell.
BrokenGolem: coffee
Zyme86: Or curry
Ba_Dum_Tish: Smell can trigger memory
CraziestOwl: Smell is the best memory
HavenJunde: i tend to go by haircut because i have face blindness lol
GDwarf: Capgras Delusion is a thing where you become convinced that someone you know has been replaced by an identical imposter
cuttlefishman: How minty is Ian?
ThatWhichNeverWas: People actually legit rely on smell more than they think they do
Graved: kaonicButt LuvBrownR HahaDreidel
aceofmuffins: If they start to smell like metal and oil I would be worried.
Zyme86: @cuttlefishman very beige
GapFiller: Hello Fellow Humans Smell Me So You Can Tell I Am A Hoomang Like You
natureboy1: so most people don't smell like cake?
JetShark1: I identify my friends by taste personally
ContingentCat: the before times in the moonbase
Creideiki_SE: Paul has built-in gait recognition biometrics?
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, I got used to figuring out who was who by how they open the door behind me.
Tarnius: Oh heck. I wasn't paying attention and got a sub gifted to me! Thanks @PharaohBender27 !
e_bloc: yeah I can identify most of my coworkers by how they walk
kusinohki: I'm more likely to recognize someone's voice than face... *shrug*
TXC2: Gods remember the moonbase? Kappa
Scy_Anide: I used to be able to identify a lot of people by their footsteps.
beowuuf: He's got the Dr Cox ability!
PharaohBender27: @Tarnius No problem! :)
Vyous: Stop working on that technology Paul Kappa
Black5parrow: ^^
accountmadeforants: I'm definitely enjoying my increased allotment of garlic.
Tarnius: Woo!
Dix: Oh did they release the Blood again?
noSmokeFire: oh! the blood!
SK__Ren: Wait, Blood Plague?
InkyGhoast: hooray the blood!
spiltdownman: Nah they chose spesifically not to make it fatal
Dix: Corrupted Blood is back baybeeeeee
rith_the_awakener: Didn't this happen before?
SK__Ren: Yes
kusinohki: no one else walks like beej
Dix: rith_the_awakener Yeah back during the old ZG raid days with Hakkar
Ba_Dum_Tish: Didn't they do a study on the Corrupted blood event?
Baldrash: I mean, it's not like _deserve_ that benefit.
spiltdownman: Corrupted blood was ruled out spesifically because it would be too dark while people were quarantined
noSmokeFire: the original Corrupted Blood Incident is *fascinating*, it was an emergent, digital pandemic that has been studied for real-life epidemiology
spiltdownman: it just gave a significant but not fatal debuff
Wrexadecimal: Dayum
snowcookies: wow
KCazduke: BY THE WAY.
KCazduke: I love Eerie Ultimatum
noSmokeFire: "scrubbing vendors"
Naarius: brushy brushy
Saphling: vend some scrubs
KCazduke: Just won a game where I had literally milled my whole library
Graved: "few"
koristi_: "A few years" :D
spiltdownman: there was a weird symptom checker based off the WHO list
GapFiller: TheMerricat thanks literally just spent several agonising minutes failing to find that article
Dix: Oh god it was like 10 years ago wasn't it
cuttlefishman: like a decade and half ago
koristi_: Was it like 10 years ago?
Gekyouryuu: they did that in Hearthstone with a cardback, too
orellien2773: Corrupted Blood, so lovely...
Graved: More like 15
TXC2: at least 10 years ago
Zyme86: #6 on this list for the corrupted blood plague:
Dix: JESUS IT WAS 2008?!?!?
ContingentCat: Must suck for all those people trying to escape all this with videogames.
Weagle: 2005
cuttlefishman: hehe @Dix
TheMerricat: "After players learned how to fend off the virus, infection rates dropped drastically, from 88 percent to 42 percent. "
GapFiller: O GOD
Dix: 2005*
TheBloodsparrow: I was a WoW GM at the time, it was a pain
NightValien28: *fades into dust*
Weagle: Yeah, it was a loooooooooong time ago
Amentur: Classic WoW was quite some time ago :D
ThatWhichNeverWas: "Why are we doing these annoying things? Legit Reasons!"
Gekyouryuu: like a year and a half ago, they had a card back that you could only unlock by fighting someone else who had it equipped, and then it would auto-equip to you and spread to anyone you played against
PharaohBender27: LRR was in its infancy when Corrupted Blood happened :P
actionjb: This is what happens if we don't do anything
TXC2: I was in school in 2005 :P
PharaohBender27: Or at most, toddlerhood
PharaohBender27: I was a sophomore in undergrad when it happened
TXC2: or Pax pox
GapFiller: I left school in 2005 and Bloody Hell does that make me feel so Goddamn old
Dix: Desert Bus shoots for Herd Immunity Status
Zyme86: @TXC2 the dorm plague
togashinaruta: The 2008 event , and all this happened as a bug, included asymptomatic carriers and people refusing to obey quarantines
spiltdownman: didn't you have a DB where a running gag was licking things
TheMerricat: and please do it two weeks or more before I would assume.
PharaohBender27: Herd immunity!
InquisitorGaia: humanity works on herd immunity
TXC2: spiltdownman indeed we did
GapFiller: Desert Bus 2016 Plague
GapFiller: never forget
ThatWhichNeverWas: Hell, look at the Pax Pox.
Amentur: You can #BlameJames for that spiltdownman
Saphling: amazing coincidence
Metric_Furlong: weird coincidence
natureboy1: shocked pikachu face o.o
NightValien28: ya don't say
NightValien28: yes we can
TXC2: Corrlation is not causation Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: Typhoid James
DarkNacht: so cute
KinoGami: cat treats and his butt
GapFiller: James is Patient Zero
Saphling: What a good fuzz
Laurence72: elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat
Zyme86: @togashinaruta The james turnere lickability scale
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sleepy kitty
Orgmastron: What a sleepy boi
kusinohki: oof, scary thought... if things keep going like this till Nov, what happens to DB?
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf
red_shoes_jeff: Don't lick the cat's treats, Kathleen.
ThatWhichNeverWas: Next DB: 2m Minimum Safe Distance at all times. Regardless of Covidness. Just 'cuz.
coelopteryx: that's the experience of having a cat
natureboy1: is a babbeh!!
ContingentCat: sometimes dealing with allergies is worth it
Dix: Fun fact: I have yet to get sick at a Desert Bus that I've attended. Yes, even DB 10 (2016)
spiltdownman: Poor godzilla
PharaohBender27: @kusinohki I'm sure they'll figure something out
Amentur: It's spanish for crown
Gekyouryuu: or Space Godzilla's attack
Floofys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
Floofys: Cat!
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Saphling: I am jealous of those with milder cat allergies. After a couple of days, I can either have a cat or keep breathing.
GapFiller: is this that Twitch Streamer story?
FenrisSchafer: Or a False God
ThatWhichNeverWas: Around certain lighting effects
Dix: Or a move for Spacegodzilla:Death's Corona
peejeeful: or partr of the eye
dragonbretheren: the kingdom in Tangled
rith_the_awakener: Space Godzills
serramarkov: Or a breath weapon!
SK__Ren: Its also a phenomenon of light
KCazduke: Remember that Wizards named their Space Godzilla, Death Corona
rodog695: Death Corona
snowcookies: Corona is the name of a villain in a manga I used to read
Gekyouryuu: Space Godzilla, Death Corona
zaooo: Path of Exile's current league launched in early March. Guess the theme of all the character names.
ThatWhichNeverWas: Aah.
koristi_: WOOPS
Zyme86: Corona virus just shut down corona beer production
zaooo: There's more Corona than Harambe at their prime.
spiltdownman: to be fair Karona False god is probably someone you want to treat like COVID
KCazduke: Whoopsies
ThatWhichNeverWas: I believe I see the Issue.
TheMerricat: "BREAKING: Corona Offer $15 Million To Help Change Coronavirus Name To BudLightvirus ... name to budlightvirus"
ContingentCat: aw bad timing
KCazduke: I think Phage the Untouchable is the true COVID card
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
red_shoes_jeff: [ONE YEAR LATER]: "Son of a BITCH!!!"
KCazduke: Corona-sensei
HorusFive: Any Feed Dump fans remember Guy Fukee?
Saphling: maybe he could sue for consumer confusion
Ba_Dum_Tish: MyCorona
DevInsanity: It's like the clbuttic case
natureboy1: it is difficult when innocent names get associated with difficult or controversial topics..
TXC2: "that's my father's name...."
AtomHarvest: That cat is huge! It is a Maine Coon?
Dix: YEAH.
ThatWhichNeverWas: 'CoronaNoNotThatCorona'
NightValien28: hahaha
KCazduke: Dick Grayson
Kerrisis: Bob Corona!
TillianSwoard: Aiy Corona
DiscordianTokkan: It's like that guy in... Saskatchewan? Or possibly the maritimes that had a license plate "GRABHER", because that was his last name.
accountmadeforants: His name should come with a tooltip :p
kusinohki: isn't corona also the term for the sun's surface??
GapFiller: Richard
TXC2: like mine being dick cox?
KCazduke: NEVER Richard
NimrodXIV: <3 Dix
niccus: oh, speaking of kotaku, Jason Schreier left
amative1: "Richard Johnson"
natureboy1: there was a girl in my class named Isys, luckily nobody in my group said anything about it
GapFiller: used to knw a Richard Head
Jondare: Hahaha i immedeatly thought of you xD
GapFiller: sad face
Amentur: Jesse Cox has problems with YouTube monetization for using his actual name coxWat
KCazduke: Big floppy Richards
dudecon: Yeah, "Corona" just means "Crown"
Tidomonkey: I see like 10 characters a day in WoW with some variation of Coronavirus or Covid as their name.
TXC2: GapFiller they clearly had bad parents
Dix: The owners of the brand (who also makes Pacifico beer) kinda shut it down
Amentur: In 'Gaming News' news: Jason Schreier quit Kotaku earlier today
lucha_libro: Poor peter influenza never got over it
Commander_Pulsar: Feel bad for Michelle Black Death.
GapFiller: TXC2 yeh exactly
Knightlyvalor: Thank you Dix for being cool. :-)
serramarkov: @Kusinohki, no, the corona is brighter and hotter than the surface, it's the glowy part outside the sun.
ContingentCat: I imagine Corona are having a lot of meetings considering if it's worth renaming or just wait it out
kusinohki: @serramarkov ty.. at least I was close?? :P
serramarkov: Very! :)
AgentMagicMaster: very convincing the first time
DarkNacht: yes
red_shoes_jeff: YES
ContingentCat: yeah the green screen is good
NightValien28: yes
Rain2123 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Rain2123: Subbaby lrrHEART
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bytecaster: Yes!
NightValien28: pleas do
natureboy1: Baxter is a yes.
Saphling: yes please
ThatWhichNeverWas: Yes. Yes you should.
GapFiller: Get Baxter to read the Subs
Dix: Knightlyvalor o7
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (31m from now).
Zyme86: We must have tribute of floof
DarkNacht: KITTY!
ContingentCat: katesLoaf Yesss
TXC2: !events
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Just shift camera down?
LordZarano: The Corona is the Sun's atmosphere
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf
KCazduke: Is Baxter actually the model for [Garrison Cat]?
kusinohki: put a green screen in the credits!
kusinohki: (you cowards)
Zyme86: @KCazduke more of a jelicoe cat
natureboy1: Isys is the name of an Egyptian Goddess, but name correlation is a real jerk
TheMerricat: @kusinohki - the twist, it already is, but you can't see it because it was chroma keyed out :-P
GapFiller: The Continuing Adventures of Godhand Girl
rith_the_awakener: Such a happy fluff
Saphling: Original Flavor FFVII
ContingentCat: Hello Baxter lrrHEART he looks so comfty
Saphling: what a comfy cat
MrSVCD: Baxter is so cute!
SK__Ren: FFVII Classic
GapFiller: hey Kathleen hows G's knowledge of The Velvet Underground?
TXC2: ooh an Alex stream
GapFiller: he didnt seem to recognise Sister Ray
ThatWhichNeverWas: Seems legit.
NightValien28: I recognize that name but can't recall it
niccus: it will carry a severe CW but it's also a very fascinating game
GapFiller: Alex Hype
noSmokeFire: Receiver is a roguelike FPS with fiddly gun maintenance
ATrophonian: CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat
ContingentCat: awwww lrrHEART
ANameYouCanRead: Reciever is a mechanical gun operation game
Laurence72: OG FF7 by G
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun any chance Paul will be interested in a bonus stream for the Control DLC? :-)
SFSMaus: Hello Baxter Floof
Fluffy776: Isn't Receiver that super realistic gun game?
Zyme86: That is one sleepy kitty
brainbosh: I thought it was a gun sim?
TheMerricat: @Fluffy776 that'd be why Alex is doing it :-)
ThatWhichNeverWas: Happy kitty :)
BboopNnb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: The Ikoria Post-Prerelease will be happening on April 18 2020! For more information:
LordZarano: Receiver is a gun sim fps
GapFiller: Ikoria HYPE
niccus: it is a very instructive simulation about gun safety
Saphling: The Ikoria Thing!
GapFiller: The Ikorai Shindig
SquareDotCube: Beej Mills the Whole Thing
Ba_Dum_Tish: Magic magic magic
Knightlyvalor: Gotta go. Thanks for streaming Kathleen, Paul, Beej, and Baxter! Thanks mods!
TXC2: so long Knightlyvalor stay safe
ThatWhichNeverWas: Neat!
Knightlyvalor: Catch everyone later, bye!
CamelAttack: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
SFSMaus: *offers Baxter chicken and fish*
floki4242: give Jimmy Redemption
PharaohBender27: katesLoaf
Litebuffroast: Ikoria: P'Cub3d-Postrelease
Zyme86: daaaaw kitty kisses
ContingentCat: Cheer100 lrrHEART
serramarkov: I saw those beautiful eyes for a mili-instant, Baxter!
kusinohki: the pre-pre-release at normal release day. we didn't change the name because branding. - Graham
Mathonwy: God, I hate MTG Arena drafts! I swear, the only reason some of these "people" play like this on Arena, is because they know they are out of punching range of their opponents...
ContingentCat: the Toon compaign has been so good
kusinohki: missed toon last mon...
Dared00: oh god
Saphling: oh it's there
DevInsanity: Cat floof
ContingentCat: Any plans for more animal crossing streams?
Litebuffroast: So a Pr3-Cub3d Release
ThatWhichNeverWas: Ooooh yeah we see that.
GapFiller: no it deffo shows on camera
PharaohBender27: I can see some hairs
Naarius: Peak cat owner
TXC2: that's A LOT of hair
Saphling: Baxter is generous with fluff
Amentur: Very visible
HorusFive: Covered. In cat hair
GapFiller: thats a lotta lotta cat hair
Ba_Dum_Tish: Kathleen now 5% cat
Kerrisis: The perils of owning a longhair!
hd_dabnado: Cat stuff
rith_the_awakener: Are there any plans to play more Jackbox?
accountmadeforants: She's more cat hair than human!
serramarkov: You can knit a kitten@
Saphling: Looking forward to more Capitalist Raccoon Crossing, too
PharaohBender27: lrrAWESOME
Dix: !team
LRRbot: Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page!
accountmadeforants: A knitten serramarkov
kusinohki: this surprises you?? (I do the same thing whenever a cat sits in my lap)
ContingentCat: oh yeah I've been hanging out on Heather's channel a lot recently with all the animal crossing, but it's nice to see the islands of people who don't stream it
chi7891: Oh wow 3 years!!!
LordZarano: I think the receiver is the part of a gun that the magazine goes into? Anyway it's a game about gun parts named after a gun part
HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 PrideParty PrideParty lrrHORN lrrDARK
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun It's my 35th birthday, so I figured, why not gift 35 subs? :D
zaooo: sergeGift
Amentur: PrideGive lrrGOAT PrideTake
TXC2: LordZarano yes, but it divides into upper and lower parts
GapFiller: PharaohBender27 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 happy birthday! hope you're finding a way to have a special day even with current situation.
zazamost subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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kusinohki: @PharaohBender27 HAPPY BDAY!
Invitare: The Old Badger is the name of a pub in the village I grew up
PharaohBender27: Wait, I know for a fact I onyl gifted 35! Maybe the last one got separated?
ThatWhichNeverWas: Dude
serramarkov: Happy Birthday, Pharaoh Bender!!!
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 PrideBalloons Happy Birthday! PrideBalloons
TeiranDragon: so, does anybody have a link to the team page that works?
zaooo: Is that an average-sized Tim?
TXC2: !team
LRRbot: Check out the LoadingReadyRun Stream Team page!
ThatWhichNeverWas: Enjoy your Cyclical celebration! @PharaohBender27
Taylorton147: o/
Mewyabby: o no I missed the chill!
TXC2: looooong loooooong horse!
PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat My parents live in the next unit over, so I'll be having a nice dinner with them. I'd usually take my friends out around this time of year for dinner, but this year I'm arranging a Zoom get-together
Mewyabby: see you at the beginning of the vod!
GapFiller: longhorse is long
zaooo: nyanhorse
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Maybe the two men are Ben Wheeler and his husband whose name escapes me right now.
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to lxix! They have given 2184 Gift Subs in the channel!
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umezawas_yeet: kiefer
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you.
Amentur: The dachshund of horses?
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to CDXX! They have given 2185 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CDXX! (Today's storm count: 80)
umezawas_yeet: your welcome
gaming_neko_ramona subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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Taylorton147: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (20m from now).
CommiePuddin: I'm beginning to believe themerricat creates these novelty accounts to give them contextual subs.
AgentMagicMaster: So how much of lrr is funded by @TheMerricat at this point XD
biocentrica: great name
TheMerricat: I never create them @CommiePuddin they are all found accounts.
ThatWhichNeverWas: Me Frend? Wooo
ThatWhichNeverWas: G
snowcookies: Hi Graham
e_bloc: sneaky G
GapFiller: hi G
ContingentCat: very sneaky G
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi Graham. Bye Graham.
PharaohBender27: katesLol
zaooo: HahaHide
TXC2: stealth Graham is stealth Kappa
HorusFive: Nice pronunciation
Saphling: nice
TXC2: !clips
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GapFiller: nice one Beej
Saphling: 50
ThatWhichNeverWas: IT BEGINS
Saphling: bless you
Gekyouryuu: Gesundheit
GapFiller: gesundheit Kathleen
JetShark1: Dab into sneeze, smooth
ContingentCat: gesundheit x5
biocentrica: bless you
kilotango30: bless you
gualdhar: Machine gun Kathleen
Kerrisis: The Baxter Plague!
DiscordianTokkan: Gesundheit!
zaooo: seabatBRAIN
CommiePuddin: And then you sneeze into the cat hair arm and make it worse! lrrEFF
GapFiller: superior genetics eh Kathleen
beowuuf: sneezing in to your cathair sleeve because of cathair seems like a bad loop to get in to!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen, Paul and beej
umezawas_yeet: 420 viewers
TXC2: !vod
LRRbot: Streams from the last few days can be found at and the Archive of all streams can be found at
Atreides42: Bye, everyone!
snowcookies: Thanks for the stream!
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
GapFiller: tanks for streming LRR
beowuuf: thanks all for pointing those checks!
PharaohBender27: katesWave lrrKATHLEEN lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ ! Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2465 patrons for a total of $14,715.85 per month.
Amentur: Thank you for the funny news lrrHEART
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR:
ContingentCat: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here:
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy cracks corn and that's okay
gualdhar: the merricat is single handedly paying for multiple salaries here
GapFiller: and we thank yr for it
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
GapFiller: see yr later lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrKATHLEEN lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
PharaohBender27: @gualdhar That's not even a joke, really
zaooo: sergePrideLove
snowcookies: bye
TXC2: bye
Saphling: thanks, y'all
HorusFive: nite
PharaohBender27: Bye!
GapFiller: bai gais
TehAmelie: byee
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
biocentrica: byee
TXC2: !twitter
Sogheim: oh no I just got home did I miss Paul???
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Kathleen Paul and Beej
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:38.
ThatWhichNeverWas: Bibi!
gualdhar: @PharaohBender27 I wasn't joking, I was doing a shout out
TXC2: Sogheim sadly yes
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
TehAmelie: hmm did we talk about Minecraft RTX? it looks hella good
Ba_Dum_Tish: 16 minutes before Adam curses James with lands
TXC2: TehAmelie we did
kilotango30: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #3571: "So, the problem is Adam." —Alex [2016-10-26]
TehAmelie behind
GapFiller: speaking of Adam gotta thank whoever it was who gifted that sub to his channel
GapFiller: and rewatch yesterdays strem to find out when it happened
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam's emote game is *Chef's Kiss*
PharaohBender27: Good night, @TXC2 !
Dix: @GapFiller You should be able to check your Subscriptions part of your account to see who gifted it if it wasn't anonymous
m00ntruther: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play Magic: The Gathering in its digital form. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
TehAmelie: where do you download more raytracing?
TehAmelie: the new "download more ram", you heard it here first