atc927: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (21s ago).
Pheonix888: Can you line up the balloons?
Invitare: at my school they had one of the teacher's old watches that was radioactive because the hands used some radioactive paint o be glow in the dark
Saphiroko: @ZethRuss totally checking that out!
ArcOfTheConclave: Oh dear
GlennSeto: Didn't turn into the Hulk, I suppose?
tangokilo421: Oh no
Alahmnat: oh nooooooo
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (45s ago).
Vanbael: um, isn't the next stream supposed to start?
Rufran: when turrets activate they chamber a round and if you blow their ammo housing afterwards they still have a round chambered
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Solid_Fuel: god!
DigitalSeahorse: right next to their butt
ThePov42: What about that time in South America where they didn't properly reclaim a x ray machine's radioactive components, some scrappers found it, sold it, and one of their daughters knocked it open and played witht he shiny stuff inside? The Goiânia accident
rith_the_awakener: Jeez, that's horrible...
DaSunao: I thought someone did that in Brazil?
thunderbird32: Wait, wasn't that in Mexico, or was that a different incident?
Lord_ZYRK: Nowadays we just have tritium for our radioactive wrist-borne funtimes Kappa
Saphiroko: @TheAwkes oh my god
cmdrud87: didn't a similar thing also happen in Brazil?
ardcollier: that's Brazil, yeah
thunderbird32: @DaSunao There was one in Brazil too, yeah
KevinTheShark: Cheer50 My favourite radiation story is about Eben Byers, who was prescribed Radithor, for pain relief, otherwise known as Radium Water, it was later reported in the Wall Street Journal that "The Radium Water worked fine until his jaw fell off"
Saphiroko: :O :O :O
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN
Agl0vale: just got here, is Alex wearing tin foil on his head?
GlennSeto: jesus
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN lrrALEX_BN lrrALEX_BN voxlunRad
red_shoes_jeff: @KevinTheShark Christ almighty.
Lord_ZYRK: Agl0vale are you not?
korvys: Full of bananas?
GhassanPL: ohnoes
Porsgaard81: Paper FIght not happening?
Lord_ZYRK: chugalug
sjcTheos: HYDRATE
atc927: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> If you missed it during the last episode of LIVE, Gibb answered some of your tweets. | https://youtu.be/pemnNVh-4lo || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1251279508830748672
Gobukiller: Pause for poor taste jokes
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd voxlunRad
Juliamon: Alex is just going late, is all
62MGcobra: im assuming alex is stalling
R2JL: @KevinTheShark After the guy who sold that stuff was ordered to knock it off by the health authorities he started selling water irradiation kits instead
Agl0vale: @Lord_ZYRK of course not, im wearing lead plating so the aliens cant use there x ray vision either
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asthanius: Alex has used his daily allotment of Vocal Power
Lord_ZYRK: Agl0vale seabatBRAIN
R2JL: It's *wild*
sjcTheos: character limit reached NotLikeThis
sing_o_muse: wut
bobbymcbob33: just tuning in
ardcollier: there's also the guy who ate a bunch of the world's supply of plutonium.
bobbymcbob33: nice hat
KevinTheShark: @R2JL Truly a spectacular time in history
Rufran: oh whoops, looks like a spawn point is out of position
Yoyogre: That's an interesting spot...
Bribe_Guntails: Hydrate!
Solid_Fuel: Error feature does not equal but
ardcollier: his lab supe made him vomit it up and then recover it from the beaker.
sing_o_muse: wat
Alahmnat: *screaming*
Leedopo: whaaaaaaaaat
Rujasu: On a vaguely similar note, there's a nice PDF that's a summary of various criticality accidents https://www.orau.org/PTP/Library/accidents/la-13638.pdf
themcclintalk: It’s an Alex. Hurro
freshmaker__: Oh this is an interesting topic to walk in on.
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
Diabore: ah people, they suck
GreyFox0012: oh yeah i remember sl1
asthanius: Oh that sounds bad
wildpeaks: and not in the fun way
ThePov42: ""This is Someone else's problem."????
Solid_Fuel: controll rod!?!
GreyFox0012: that was pretty screwed up
Rhynerd: Yeah, take care of your voice
atc927: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
sjcTheos: thanks for the strim!
R2JL: Wait,, Cobalt-60 *pencil*?
Saphiroko: O_O
aerobeing: SeemsGood
Gekyouryuu: nice seeing you, alex
MAPBoardgames: A fun, gun-related, crapshot for youall to enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_AfGVvHbQA
red_shoes_jeff: Night Alax!
DaSunao: So, SL-1 was an unplanned prompt criticality
Rhynerd: Have a good one.
RegulusPratus: This was fun, come back soon, Alex!
Agl0vale: have a good night Alex
AmberLampLight: Thanks Alex!
Thomas_Harry_Reid: awesome stream man cheers ^^
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
plummeting_sloth: yep... we had something similiar with chemical weapons treatment byproducts. Someone went to jail for trying to trash mingle
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream.
bobbymcbob33: good hat
RothonWylar: good to see you alex, hang in there
Saphiroko: thanks Alex!
ardcollier: (the guy who accidentally ate a bunch of plutonium was Donald Mastick, if you want to look it up)
thunderbird32: Goodnight Alex!
Rhynerd: Stay safe
Izhuark: Thank you alex, good night and take care :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN PrideBalloons pop
bobbymcbob33: thanks alex
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for strim
Yoyogre: Current Negligent Discharge count is a nice round 20
StageMgrRob: Feel better Alex
ardcollier: thanks, Alex, seeya later
sing_o_muse: !streams
Juliamon: !alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ ‘Purifier’ (webcomic): http://purifiercomic.com | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy
xantos69: cheer50 Alex, thanks for the stream this was great. Also I want to say Purifier is great keep working on it!
fastlane250: ok bye
R2JL: Thanks for the stream Alex! This was great.
Yoyogre: bye!
sing_o_muse: c ya
thunderbird32: Bye!
Solid_Fuel: bye
bobbymcbob33: bye
Lord_ZYRK: ardcollier don't Masickate your radioactive substances Kappa
Izhuark: Bye !
Bribe_Guntails: wetUP
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for stream, Alex lrrALEX_BN voxlunRad voxlunNut
Rufran: bye alex
Rufran: thanks for the stream
naThanathos: Thank you for the stream.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FYI just finishing setting up for the Canlander stream. gonna be a few minutes
ZethRuss: here's a link to the Plainly Difficult channel if you want more atomic mishaps: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb0MyY46T9ZYOzDHkYnIoXg
Seagulyus: okay and Friday Night...oh yeah that ^
wildpeaks: hai Paul
FDR101: hi
R2JL: So... magic magic magic... I was kinda hoping they'd do Canlander with pater the way they did Commander the other week
ZethRuss: that is, stories about
R2JL: Also Paul's here! Yay!
413th: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
I_Am_Yubs: hype
TheMoatman: I just stabbed myself in the roof of the mouth with a pretzel stick, AMA
devintownfish: #canlander waiting room
astridalice: ouch.
FDR101: !commands
froshambo: i'm not too late am i?
MuffinsOnAHill: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
FDR101: no froshambo
Mangledpixel: TheMoatman deliberately?
TheMoatman: No
Mangledpixel: Good
Austere_Squire: Oh, gods, is it "Canlander" they've been saying? I always thought it was "Camlander" and it was some variant Cam had something to do with
Austere_Squire: Like Beejlander
froshambo: or is there nothing tonight because of the stream tomorrow?
telemacus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
Zoltanzorin: would "camlander" just be all of them playing aristocrats? lol
telemacus: @froshambo look at !next
Juliamon: FNPF is just running a little late, folks
froshambo: kk
RegulusPratus: Yeah, Canlander, as in Canadian Highlander, as opposed to Elder Dragon Highlander, which is just Commander now
quixy23: Who do you think will win?
WowoT: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
NUTSOFODEN: Beej probably
Talin06: the chat
TheMoatman: Whoever wins, Beej wins
thavleifrim: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
TheMoatman: Unless Beej loses
MuffinsOnAHill: The Wheeler of Fire. Nice stream title.
quixy23: Graham, on the contrary. Remeber his infect deck?
Austere_Squire: I imagine Camlander would involve pauper Canlander decks all including Ramirez, perhaps?
RegulusPratus: Highlander --> Singleton --> "There can be only one."
NUTSOFODEN: Beej cant lose, its in the rules
I_Am_Yubs: beej transcends the rules, he can actually just do whatever he wants
TheMoatman: Including lose
quixy23: Only if it's called Beejlander. This is Friday Night Paper Fight
FDR101: camlander would just be everyone playing a deck that cam chooses
tangokilo421: So Aristocrats for all?
Izhuark: Most Beejlander deck are canlander legal tbh >_>
Naarius: Everyone gets to be the Cleveland Browns
I_Am_Yubs: camlander would be everyone playing blue black
Kumakaori: the. "Wheeler" of fire XD?. Are we getting schooled by Wheeler tonight?.
sing_o_muse: when are we not getting schooled by wheeler?
benjamin_wheeler: Thank you for the patience.
sing_o_muse: wheelerClown wheelerClown
MrQBear: I mean, he can't have class in session ALL the time.
Kumakaori: sing_o_muse, good point XD;.
froshambo: yay
R2JL: lrrSignal
MuffinsOnAHill: YAY!
Mangledpixel: ah, the timeless time
I_Am_Yubs: yay
R2JL: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
astridalice: wooo
Naarius: Somebody cast Time Walk, who was it?
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lirazel64: Wheee!
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Red Leader, standing bye
bvorhies: Is there magic tonight
bvorhies: ?
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Juliamon: Yes, stream is live
froshambo: definitely having some issues i think
Drasvin: Timer is null
asthanius: Some issues with the stream quality, it seems
WowoT: buffering alot here
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I keep having it dip in and out of buffering circle
froshambo: ditto
DigitalSeahorse: is it Friday already?
HeyAustralia: It’s just building the suspense
alpha_lumare: Wheeler of fire lol
Juliamon: Twitch is having a rough time of it lately.
TheWarbo: twitch is having the strugs lately
5imian: whats the plan for FNPF tonight?
andmaz86: day names no longer have meaning
WowoT: its all the extra demand its having to deal with
Mangledpixel: Twitch is being twitchy
HeyAustralia: Canadian highlander I think?
DigitalSeahorse: stream timer is also confused about the time :P
lirazel64: Highlander!
bvorhies: What time does magic start tomorrow
TacitusVigil: Whelp, time has been cancelled.
R2JL: @5imian Canlander on MTGO
TacitusVigil: All time is --:-- now
5imian: oh shit I'm here for it
lirazel64: @bvorhies 9 pst
5imian: I'm a Canlander nerd so
DigitalSeahorse: bbye and good riddens all of 2020?
Himyul: we're finally living in the present
asthanius: Wow. Stats are saying there's a 20 second buffer
Vyous: I mean, time being canceled lines up with my lived experience rn.
shurtal: Time is now meaningless
5imian: I'm legit considering using my CoronaCash to build mono red for Canlander
LoadingReadyRun: bvorhies Ikoria Arena Event at at 9:00am PT
TacitusVigil: Same @Vyous
mahpete_ subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
mahpete_: [insert baby joke here]
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HeyAustralia: Well when they show up it’ll be a fun surprise since the timer is borked
Rabbit8142 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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atc927: it's 2AM, this'd be my first MTG stream I catch live, and it's being delayed... great!
quixy23: !2d6+5
quixy23: !roll 2d6
WowoT: oh right tomorow is the PPR Right?
5imian: tonight I get Canlander AND bbq
Drasvin: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #1621: "Why does my dick turn purple every time I sneeze?" —Alex [2016-01-19]
rachowwastaken: henlo?
quixy23: !roll2d6
HeyAustralia: !findquote suspense
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:14.
R2JL: @quixy23 7
bvorhies: They say quote all good things come to those who wait
VTMarik: !findquote why
R2JL: @quixy23 Rolled on physical dice!
Juliamon: atc927 For future reference, FNPFs are very often delayed
RegulusPratus: Should've gone with Wheeler of Fortune
froshambo: they are streaming from separate locations, so there could be additional prep time
atc927: @Juliamon I've only watched the VODs, and it's not very apparent there.
GalacticBoredom: !findquote Friday
RegulusPratus: Magus of the Wheeler
atc927: But thank you for the information... maybe I'll watch the VOD of this too...
Zoltanzorin: !findquote canlander
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
alpha_lumare: !findquote
mahpete_: just to be clear, is everyone else getting the Going Online screen?
asthanius: MAWP
I_Am_Yubs: LETS GO
mahpete_: ah!
Thomas_Harry_Reid: oh yah
Turtlevoid: ayy
sing_o_muse: WutFace
krorkle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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flatluigi: jumpscare
Turtlevoid: bah
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
Carsonogenics_: oh heck yeah just in time for my first live fnpf
asthanius: Oh boy Twitch hates it
MuffinsOnAHill: Time to fight!
I_Am_Yubs: oh man, it wack for anyone else?
froshambo: video borked
HeyAustralia: Yes!
lirazel64: ah, there we are...
philippekav: 0.01 fps
Carsonogenics_: very borked
CaptainEnder7: Uhoh. lrrFINE
HeyAustralia: Oh lord
noblemarxist: -5 fps?
tangokilo421: It's happening!
MuffinsOnAHill: ooof
asthanius: -infinity frames
tvenn: hah
5imian: oh my Lord this is borked
Juliamon: It's fine yall, don't worry about it
R2JL: Frame rate is ... One
sing_o_muse: oh it's a frozen weeler
TacitusVigil: It's a slide show.
HeyAustralia: I see blurry horse
I_Am_Yubs: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Mangledpixel: getting very, very low framerate here
ratxprince: lrrFINE
XIIV13C100111: ok cool my connection is good at least
flatluigi: ah, streaming by mail
Dr_fragenstien: i thought it was just me
frogomb: My favorite fantasy series is Wheeler of Time
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SquirrelLord1111: The High ground will be ours!
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mahpete_: sounds mostly fine, videos borked
WowoT: 5 fps
philippekav: thassa
Turtlevoid: Ben Wheeler Power Hour!
mustachecashstash: jeez the lag
alpha_lumare: Wheeler
tidehollowcat: wheelerH wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE
atc927: Your internet connection has been throttled!
DiscordianTokkan: As Ian said last night, it's better the intro being borked than the stream isteld!
bvorhies: I hear ben !!
thraximore: the 'stache is visible! wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Paranundrox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months, currently on a 56 month streak!
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerH well who's this handsome fellow
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DiscordianTokkan: *itself
Dr_fragenstien: hi png of wheeler
WizOuphe: slide show time
starlitdiscord: rip
asthanius: This is a cool Powerpoint
RegulusPratus: I'm getting audio in real time, at least
I_Am_Yubs: 1 fps
Temperature_Droplet: its the best boi!
tetelande: wheelerY wheelerH
asthanius: Wow that helped alot
I_Am_Yubs: hey it be good now
planeswalkagogo: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
noblemarxist: saved?
Mangledpixel: ah, that seems to have stabilized
BlindProphet32: There we go
Altoguy16499: hey, video fixed itself!
mahpete_: looks good!
Mangledpixel: or not
PatFromIT: wheelerY ... wheelerE .... wheelerE ... wheelerH
starlitdiscord: oh yay
Himyul: come on Twitch, you can do it!
HeyAustralia: It’s a wheeler photo album!
atc927: lrrHEART
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5imian: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
GhassanPL: Wheeler of Fire!
Pywodwagon: wheelerHub
Thomas_Harry_Reid: hey all good now ^^ wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
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pi_is_not_three: Yay canlander
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I_Am_Yubs: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
solemn_storm: !decks
ihlendrax: Notifier is quite loud.
WowoT: nelson is real quiet
tangokilo421: The frames are all hear and it is beautiful
Pywodwagon: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
RomanGoro: twitch pls
62MGcobra: the twitch cannot handle all this LLR content
NUTSOFODEN: !card Rakdos Firewheeler
LRRbot: Rakdos Firewheeler [BBRR] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/3] | When Rakdos Firewheeler enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.
SnowBuddy18: Wheeler is the arch enemy
asthanius: Twitch is having a bad day
sing_o_muse: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
Paranundrox: this feels very very weird
Professor_Rakor: Fun! not on my watch.
GhassanPL: The stream went down down down, and the frames went higher!
XIIV13C100111: twitch seems twitchy rn
GhassanPL: Wheeler of fire!
ninja_theory_ashrams: chug chug
flatluigi: i hope this can get fixed because it's kind of unwatchable
sing_o_muse: oof twitch is twitching itself hard rn
jdb399: Hello LRR!
ItsEnZe: oooh some streamlander
TheMoatman: Wheeler with a moustache looks a little bit like Jordan
plummeting_sloth: oh, Cameron. What a nice suprise
flatluigi: even the notifier audio is stuttering
naThanathos: Is it just this stream?
Genderi: I am hearing you loud and clear, and have seen 2 frames of you
HeyAustralia: I mean at least the audio is solid
Zoltanzorin: lrrFINE
Robot_Bones: oh yeah there is that second frame
Genderi: yeah, last stream and other streamers have been fine
Loonatic93: Wow... The latest Arena update sure made some major changes to the UI. lrrBEEJ
atc927: You get a picture every minute! That's 1 fpm!
Himyul: twitch stream, podcast edition
MuffinsOnAHill: Are the notifications freezing things? Looked good before they started.
mc40k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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5imian: I'm getting audio.+ visual stutter
LemonOnRye: Ditto
WizOuphe: sergePrideLove
Dish_KP: I'm usually good till sub notification goes on
flatluigi: had some frames for a little there but there they go again
byzantinepundit: !deck
jdb399: Is this highlander?
HeyAustralia: I get a new photo of wheeler every 8 seconds or so- it’s like he’s posing haha. Such a model
ComradeMik: wait is this the rodeo/lrr crossover episode?
WowoT: twitch is great tonight boys and girls!
Kazman20a: I pretty sure that is twitch tonight I'm getting good audio and inconsistent frames
Juliamon: Decklists are not in LRRbot yet
Paranundrox: Ah, our best friend
Genderi: we're working!
SnivianMoon: Is my connection borked, or are other people seeing about one frame per five seconds?
Juliamon: I'll let everyone know when they are
Turtlevoid: great poses wheeler
RegulusPratus: I vote Cam for backseat pilot
Diabore: ooh, yorion is spicy
the_last_hop: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Dirt_Gopher: is this the fabled Sandy B?
NUTSOFODEN: the burb
Hexy_Lexy234: big daddy demon!
Paranundrox: oooh Yorion
WizOuphe: can twitch work plz?
partiallyclarke: I second @jdb399 is this highlander
Paranundrox: I'm in love already
plummeting_sloth: man, I just realized how long it's been since I've seen MTGO
Super_Sophomoric: we get a peek behind the curtain into Wheelers play! nice
Genderi: This is Canlander yes @partiallyclarke @jdb399
Robot_Bones: and now the frames are moving in sequential order
Frizzlenill: the sub notification is a fair bit too loud
flatluigi: also we're streaming at 720p which isn't helping reading the cards :(
flatluigi: i might have to skip watching tonight
atc927: Is Twitch having problems, or is it just LRR?
Paranundrox: @Super_Sophomoric if you're not aware, he streams CanLander like 5 days a week on his own channel
Super_Sophomoric: for real??
Genderi: well there wen't twitch again
Juliamon: atc927 it's Twitch
Paranundrox: yup! benjamin_wheeler on Twitch @Super_Sophomoric
Super_Sophomoric: Also the stache is looking good my dude
NUTSOFODEN: powerful nothing
Super_Sophomoric: sweet I'm gonna have to go follow him
sing_o_muse: !deck
tidehollowcat: Ah yes, MTGO+soul warden triggers.
Robot_Bones: oh that Cameron, such a Cad
magicalphilosopher: Hey guys :)
Turtlevoid: what do we call the table friends?
Paranundrox: mostly F6ing through their turn
NUTSOFODEN: Mic Friends
MysticOp9: Our Mothy QUEEN wheelerY wheelerH
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lemonyfreshed: It's almost two babies of time!
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Hexy_Lexy234: did Jer say what he was on?
byzantinepundit: Mystic Gate
Paranundrox: Jeskai Something :P
byzantinepundit: Jesus Christ
Genderi: twitch plz
sing_o_muse: Jer can cast a mantis rider PogChamp
Mangledpixel: that notifier is rather loud, btw
Super_Sophomoric: He never plays control
noSmokeFire: mawp
Paranundrox: this is like an out-of-body experience
magicalphilosopher: What’s jer on?
DiscordianTokkan: Counterspell? I don't know her/
GhassanPL: Kowternspehl?
asthanius: He'd be a Cooper, who makes Wheels
GhassanPL: What's that
RogueLink: Oh man. I'm excited to see Broodmoth in canlander.
PatFromIT: Meat-Ah magic? What is that?
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
froshambo: this is absolutely a trial run for tomorrow, which is fine :)
Paranundrox: huh
Hexy_Lexy234: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RendezVoodoo: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
the_last_hop: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
Pywodwagon: wheelerRanch wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
nightwingmisthawk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night NOT Paper Fight (The crew plays MTGO! This week, Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (28m ago).
thraximore: wheelerHub
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
ComradeMik: i thought you said you removed the sac outlets ben?
minksterella_: Oh pog dude Mothra hell yeah dude
RendezVoodoo: wheelerRanch
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Paranundrox: hey Mink
minksterella_: howdy para
Paranundrox: is this profoundly weird for you too
thraximore: you have now power here
RegulusPratus: Getting pelted by stones for being the wrong religion, probably
thraximore: no* shite
Carsonogenics_: my family is also descended from witches and horse theives
wiigamer1995: !deck
Landgraft: this has been earning my ire in L5R, the idea that all characters are Samurai feels like a strong indication that it was written by an American
minksterella_: Cool Ranch
Genderi: Lays
asthanius: Cool Rance
Hexy_Lexy234: Cool Ranch
Paranundrox: hey Jer, what's it like to have it all
ComradeMik: buffalo wings
Pywodwagon: wheelerRanch
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
Super_Sophomoric: cool ranch
kokihi: cool ranch
Gamshyd: Cool Ranch
MysticOp9: wheelerRanch
minksterella_: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
niccus: def cool ranch atm
Temperature_Droplet: cool ranch
keymaster515: Cool Ranch
Paranundrox: Cool wheelerRanch
noSmokeFire: ranch
froshambo: cool ranch
DigitalSeahorse: pegaEyes pegaKAW lrrALEX_BN
Hexy_Lexy234: wheelerRanch
zacharyisom: racch
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
StewartRWyatt: Sweet Chili Heat
plummeting_sloth: Hah, my ancestor was on the Genesse Horsethief catcher committee in upstate New York in the 1820s
Robot_Bones: Spicy Chili
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerHub
Pywodwagon: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
TheMoatman: What came first, bold or cool ranch?
Pywodwagon: wheelerMuldcb
MagicWarluck: Cool Ranch Han
zacharyisom: lime
quixy23: unarmedoracle, are you going up against Ben Wheeler later on in the stream?
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb wheelerRanch wheelerY wheelerH
RegulusPratus: You know, they briefly sold Guac flavor Doritos. They were nice.
DiabeticMaddness: the new lmtd mnt dew flavor
5imian: mystery flavored candy is usually 2 flavors combined
plummeting_sloth: Ben is Coolest Ranch
Genderi: Mystery Flavor
Professor_Rakor: Cool ranch but specifically the 3D chips.
LionsEyeDiamond: mystery airheads as well
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
plummeting_sloth: the flavor is Free Monomers
TheMoatman: Nope
sing_o_muse: no
SquareDotCube: But are you a regular Dorito or a Doritos 3D?
Carsonogenics_: i had a hunch
Paranundrox: @quixy23 I believe the plan is to run the gauntlet against Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerRanch wheelerT
FoxBoxGamers: so... those are the nicknames now right
Genderi: no I thought you were just going for another ranch joke
TheMoatman: I thought you were just making a joke about the moth being a cool ranch dorito
sharkfinnigan: I did
RegulusPratus: Blue is the best flavor :3
sharkfinnigan: The moth was obviously the bold olay
zacharyisom: ben is always getting ranched, so of course he is... cool ranch.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldr wheelerRanch wheelerMuldr
niccus: does the spicy not settle to the bottom
solemn_storm: !decks
LRRbot: (17 April 2020) Decklists coming soon!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerGuts wheelerMuldr
DiscordianTokkan: Roulette was disappointing, because they were NOT spicy. Any of them.
a_bullett: rillettes
WeedenProject: Oh gods doritos roulette disappointed me so much
plummeting_sloth: oh the Ghost Pepper ones
Paranundrox: Greatshark
RegulusPratus: Yeah, every fifth chip had an amount of heat. Not a large amount, but an amount.
Paranundrox: CHOMP
ComradeMik: there was a flavour in aus that was half buffalo wings and half ranch. that was good sxhit
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Roulette was good until they change the flavour of the spicy ones from chilli to tabasco
solemn_storm: CHOMP
Professor_Rakor: Was it the one with a revolver in the bag?
sing_o_muse: S H A R K
I_Am_Clockwork: the SHARK
FoxBoxGamers: those were REAL?
magicalphilosopher: shark is hungry
hey_kelvin: chomp
Loonatic93: My Doritos flavor would be the plain corn flavor that is just store brand tortilla chips.
Tiber727: I'm disappointed because I would expect Doritos Roulette to have 1 chip that was poisoned.
DigitalSeahorse: I been eating sunchips since my 20s when I found out I can't have Tomato ingredients
plummeting_sloth: Doritos Russian Roulette
Juliamon: Decklists are up!
Duetic: I'm not sure I like the sound of this Willy Wonka remake
howdydowdy: WAIT, I didn't know that the shark was a counter spell too!
Hexy_Lexy234: daddy shark dodododododo
I_Am_Clockwork: the beatings
Juliamon: !decks
itsr67: the perfect ikoria interaction
TheMoatman: Now, I note that Wheeler isn't playing any red
zacharyisom: If chat misbehaves they are gonna GET THIS RANCH. -ben wheeler 2020
Alphaproomega: What's the cutest of all the apexes?
Black5parrow: Hey ben! Funny seeing you here
minksterella_: Snapdax
dukemelvin: just joined the stream what are we doing
minksterella_: Snapdax best cat
Turtlevoid: nethroi's my boi
Paranundrox: @dukemelvin Nelson, Jer and Cam running the gauntlet against Wheeler, I believe
dukemelvin: noice
TheMoatman: Like some kind of seven layer chip
zacharyisom: It's like waiting to eat all the lucky charms charms at the end of the bowl.
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ComradeMik: or a barenaked ladies cover band
Paranundrox: you're two separate podcasts, even
zacharyisom: No, you have to form another podcast
plummeting_sloth: Suffer through Cheese on Monday is my favorite sequel to Trout Mask Replica
TheMoatman: Cam's the scientist
NUTSOFODEN: Superduper Death Ray you say?
TheMoatman: So he's the drummer
DigitalSeahorse: what's more Canadian than a curling PODCAST
Gamshyd: oh god not trout mask replica
magicalphilosopher: just make cam and nelson official members of north 100 and start a 6 person band
Paranundrox: one time no whammy
SquareDotCube: Beej is the drummer. He can beatbox.
TheMoatman: @DigitalSeahorse a curling and hockey podcast
Roundtable24: yes, the triomes keep getting cheaper on mtgo, good.
Paranundrox: no whammy has been called
minksterella_: no
Paranundrox: wheelerH wheelerH
L3gume: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
minksterella_: I don't have it :(
Antiivvan: wheelerY wheelerH
asthanius: wheelerY wheelerT
Paranundrox: nope it's broken
PeterPomegranate: wheelerY wheelerH
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
tetelande: wheelerY wheelerT
golgomett: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
MysticOp9: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH
zacharyisom: I thought your life ends after you have kids?
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT wheelerH
RendezVoodoo: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
PatFromIT: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
I_Am_Yubs: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerH
Roundtable24: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH wheelerH
interiorexplosion: wheelerY wheelerT
Genderi: wheelerY
musicianlol: wheelerY wheelerH
ItsEnZe: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Dr_fragenstien: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT wheelerH
5imian: no wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Thomas_Harry_Reid: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldp LUL
inheizen: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Cannons_are_an_instrument: wheelerY wheelerT
musicianlol: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH
Black5parrow: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerY wheelerH
sing_o_muse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
Hexy_Lexy234: wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
Moonstruckragamuffin: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
Vyous: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
RendezVoodoo: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Antiivvan: wheelerMuldcb
sniperserpent: wheelerY wheelerH wheelerH
Cannons_are_an_instrument: wheelerTogp wheelerTogp wheelerTogp
noSmokeFire: nelson what did you DO
NUTSOFODEN: mulder? wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Fugi: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
historyman_admu: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
5imian: wheelerMuldp
RendezVoodoo: wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig wheelerPig
I_Am_Clockwork: ok stop dots
Paranundrox: well that's chat for the night
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerH wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
golgomett: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
Cannons_are_an_instrument: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
minksterella_: @Paranundrox make them stop
Frizzlenill: wheelerY wheelerH
MysticOp9: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Black5parrow: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
bl1ghtn1n6: RIP mods
ItsEnZe: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
I_Am_Yubs: wheelerMuldcb
Paranundrox: @minksterella_ I have no power here
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
birbarino: wheelerMuldcb
Juliamon: Mods demand Mulder
minksterella_: parasim
Paranundrox: I don't even have a parasim
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
Frizzlenill: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Genderi: "mother of ruins"
musicianlol: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
Paranundrox: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
zacharyisom: @Paranundrox Para, Please!
Vyous: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldp
Paranundrox: you heard the mods, folks :P
metalionic: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
golgomett: wheelerGuts wheelerMuldcb wheelerGuts wheelerMuldcb wheelerGuts wheelerMuldcb
Hexy_Lexy234: wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerKappap wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
magicalphilosopher: Nelson you asked if you could yeahaaw you didn't ask if you should
MuffinsOnAHill: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
sing_o_muse: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldr wheelerMor wheelerPig
interiorexplosion: wheelerMuldcb
DigitalSeahorse: a sports podcast where it's just eating beavertail and talking about the Canadian who invented basketball but doing it during a curling game that happened in 2019
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerBless
Dr_fragenstien: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
stmustachio: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
RendezVoodoo: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
BlindRift98: elfWow wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT wheelerT
SquirrelLord1111: wheelerHub
fluffybumhole: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
minksterella_: it already has
Genderi: It's yet to die
5imian: I already made it
Paranundrox: as soon as I finish drawing it lrrBEEJ
thraximore: is this meme? HahaShrugRight
PeterPomegranate: 4 weeks
KCazduke: Is this a flyer?
rarermonsters: Can Is this Good in Aristocrats please die?
lowman02: Jer plays UWr control, what is this the year end
rarermonsters: And create a death trigger
5imian: I literally already made it
Paranundrox: it's Stomp
Paranundrox: it has text!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerLoop benginWat HahaShrugRight
PatFromIT: I dunno, instead we have the "Through the faeries, we can ask Mothra for help" meme, which is fantastic
lowman02: sorry Jer :P
DigitalSeahorse: HahaGingercat HahaShrugRight
Dish_KP: I never understood that meme. the character's from sailor moon right? Is the meme that he's an idiot?
Enigma129912: critroleBees
ComradeMik: force!
Kethuel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:20.
DigitalSeahorse: stempleBee
Paranundrox: @Dish_KP I think the original was like "is this a pigeon" or something
Legokman: I don’t know what’s happening-
ComradeMik: ah the miscalc
noSmokeFire: @Dish_KP not sailor moon, I think. He's an android that's never been outside before
asthanius: @Dish_KP It's not from Sailor Moon. The character is a robot and is actually asking a genuine question.
Enigma129912: critroleBees critroleBees critroleBees critroleBees critroleBees critroleKeyfish critroleTrinket
DigitalSeahorse: stempleWoke wheelerMuldr
NUTSOFODEN: wheelerHub
noSmokeFire: so, yeah, he sees a thing with wings and is trying to figure out if that makes it a bird
Enigma129912: anyone want some tea?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
zacharyisom: That's a classic Digimon, right there.
Hexy_Lexy234: @Enigma129912 i do! what flavours ya got?
Zoltanzorin: lrrHERE
alpha_lumare: Poggies my doggies
magicalphilosopher: whats the best draw?
magicalphilosopher: ah snow plains
zacharyisom: This seems bad for ben.
harvester369 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
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minksterella_: Jer he said please
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
Kykiwi: the feels bad
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerH
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: You had to say it
MuffinsOnAHill: Jer is on fire.
magicalphilosopher: poor ben
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL If you are playing MTGO and your opponent sounds like they are playing Diablo, you may be in trouble :P
NUTSOFODEN: jer just has it all today
Paranundrox: what's it like to have none of it, Ben
Enigma129912: ooooo, shiny sub
Enigma129912: me wants one
zacharyisom: Jer, turn your damn hat around!!!!!!!
magicalphilosopher: on the plus side ben is still king
Frizzlenill: wheelerHub
secretbranch: hi lrrPAUL
ComradeMik: ah, here we see a tilted wheeler. folks, make sure that your wheelers are properly alligned
Paranundrox: Jer better have the "Always Lucky" half of his toque forward :P
Hexy_Lexy234: Hi Paul! i appreciate you!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL katesHype wheelerMuldcb
magicalphilosopher: thats a good one
Paranundrox: #RamyComments
minksterella_: I thought that jer's biggest mistake on mtgo was killing himself to tainted pact wheelerKappa wheelerKappa
Zoltanzorin: that you @loadingreadyrun for continuing the entertainment no matter how much of a pain it has become
Zoltanzorin: thank
Robot_Bones: Looks as if you are the fool, an April Fool as it were
Paranundrox: Dear Sir, I am writing you to inform you that you have Goblin Gamed suboptimally
Paranundrox: I hope this message finds you well
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerClown wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
sentryyy_: omg, para
Croc64: I only forgot about this for like 40 minutes
Paranundrox: hey Croc
sentryyy_: hey croc
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: How's it going Croc?
minksterella_: !crocsim
sing_o_muse: !crocsim
LoadingReadyRun: @Zoltanzorin lrrPAUL thank you for continuing to support us!
Paranundrox gifted a Tier 1 sub to Croc64! They have given 5 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Croc64! (Today's storm count: 128)
zacharyisom: It's our right as useless viewers to critique you.
Croc64: It was worth it- I needed the time to eat my roommates chocolate
sing_o_muse: ayy mink
magicalphilosopher: have you done a cowboy tribal deck ?
NUTSOFODEN: this art is less the theo riginal
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerT wheelerMuldr
rarermonsters: Look at that horse's ass
ArkhamArchivist: also, very good robutt
DigitalSeahorse: pegaKAW wheelerPog
zacharyisom: Promo art
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: He's on a carousel
RechargeableFrenchman: @Croc64 haven't been here long myself, but far as I can tell it's been Wheeler doing Wheeler things to minimal success. So, the usual.
Dr_fragenstien: that cow robot thicc
thraximore: wheelerKappa
PeterPomegranate: He's havin a good time
Sogheim: oh hey I forgot about this also I have to go goodbye!
natureboy1: hey now, that hellhorsie is a damn good ride!
Dish_KP: there it is again! I had no skips until the notification
RechargeableFrenchman: wheelerY wheelerH
Tiber727: He overclocked a mechanical bull.
DigitalSeahorse: at least it wasn't a Zeddy's ferris wheel ride :P
LemonOnRye: LUL
I_Am_Yubs: wheelerY wheelerH
zacharyisom: riding the Dee-Lew mechanical horsey
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerH wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
RechargeableFrenchman: Horse-adjacent
Paranundrox: and none of them have Horsemanship
rarermonsters: !card Riding the Dilu Horse
LRRbot: Riding the Dilu Horse [2G] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship.
NotCainNorAbel: Did someone say horse?
Paranundrox: garbage game lrrBEEJ
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Equine-esque
gkgaming05: horse? you mean big dog
BlindRift98: is this cowboy magic
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimRaid pegaPride woops horse took off without me
magicalphilosopher: its just bens natural cowboy influencing his deck building
NUTSOFODEN: any crested sunmares?
kokihi: Don't have horsemanship; not a horse deck
SnowBuddy18: if you had one shot, one opportunity, to ride the horsey outside of the thrifty, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
LemonOnRye: GW Horsemanship lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: pegaPride pegaKAW pegaEyes pegaHug
Talin06: is this deck the horse joke?
SoJexs subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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musicianlol: Mothra is just a flying horse right
NUTSOFODEN: how many Dilu horses are we on?
zacharyisom: Stop horsing around.
chicken_fajitas: just gonna ride my scooz into battle
DigitalSeahorse: pegaCash Git wheelerY wheelerT Up
Professor_Rakor: top deck generous gift?
migelino164: Wheeler and Jeremy? On the LRRcast? PogChamp lrrHORN
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !card chandra, torch
LRRbot: Chandra, Torch of Defiance [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 2 damage to each opponent. / [+1]: Add {R}{R}. / [−3]: Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 4 damage to target creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."
blankslatearts: Sup Wheeler
lowman02: sorry bud, think you're dead
Dr_fragenstien: did you remember to put in the sick cards you're talking about?
Paranundrox: tap, tap, uninstall
LemonOnRye: Not immediately in danger, we have time to think about choices in life.
minksterella_: I think we're fine
minksterella_: Jeskai doesn't play spells
Hexy_Lexy234: @Paranundrox LUL
RechargeableFrenchman: Not only in danger, but have time to reflect on just how much and severe said danger is
Paranundrox: and they say White doesn't get good cards lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: Is that our beautiful boi Ben Wheeler I spy?
PeterPomegranate: better than ;bolt!
Mr_Horrible: mizzOWO
lowman02: you mean they're all thunderous wrath
lowman02: best deck ever
Paranundrox: wheelerHub
KCazduke: Is there Ajani in the deck?
KCazduke: You should cast Ajani.
zacharyisom: WOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF
RechargeableFrenchman: wheelerHub ?
Dr_fragenstien: cowboy magic
froshambo: stream buffering a lot for people?
lowman02: !deck
Hexy_Lexy234: Hugh Bris? who's that Kappa
LemonOnRye: Yeah, mine is
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh yeah, buffer central
Genderi: twtch plz
chicken_fajitas: @froshambo yea
one_last_time_: yep
Genderi: bufferin' bufferin' bufferin' bufferin'
sing_o_muse gifted a Tier 1 sub to lowman02! They have given 4 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lowman02! (Today's storm count: 130)
Hexy_Lexy234: im getting the buffer, too
lowman02: The Dovin's Fing Veto
Mangledpixel: twitch is really struggling
thraximore: chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
chicken_fajitas: fps drops then spinning
planeswalkagogo: this is looking more and more like a VoD I'll have to catch up on
tidehollowcat: I'm having the same issue.
lowman02: @sing_o_muse thank you very much bud :)
sing_o_muse: np bud :D
RechargeableFrenchman: Unfortunately other streams all seem to be fine, so I think it's less "Twitch" so much as "this stream"
Underachiever28: I thought it was just me
bwk789: Big issue here too folks
MagicWarluck: Guys? This is kinda unwatchable due to all the buffering
one_last_time_: videos just completely frozen for me
Zoltanzorin: wow the stream is having a real heart attack tonight huh?
LemonOnRye: Can anyone at one home see it?
uroboros_of_old: me 2
the_last_hop: the big freeze
Genderi: can't see shit, captain
InsertUserHere_: Videos frozen
InsertUserHere_: Wheeler please
meisbored: yeah video frozen for a while for me, just audio
bwk789: Love to see the wall of ones tho
meisbored: oh there it goes
sing_o_muse: someone get paul
the_last_hop: we back
tangokilo421: Ye twitch is broken, but at least we can hear the voices of the lads
freshmaker__: damn bad timing for twitch to bork. I've been watching stuff all morning with no issue.
StageMgrRob: Twitch is being a a little b****. Buffering and dropping frames
froshambo: i'm sure Paul's on it
byzantinepundit: Large freeze
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun a lot of viewers are getting a frozen stream, maybe switching ingests is in order?
Kumakaori: momentarily got, a. frame.
RechargeableFrenchman: @meisbored give it like two seconds, it'll stop again. It's pretty reliably unreliable so far.
chicken_fajitas: MrDestructoid MrDestructoid MrDestructoid
InsertUserHere_: One frame
meisbored: true
InsertUserHere_: Chat may have one frame as a treat
freshmaker__: savour your single frame, chat
zuchen_120: mine was better on reload
uroboros_of_old: @InsertUserHere_ go get more paint
zuchen_120: a little
bwk789: Low man gets centre stage as a sub
videowitch: twitch has kinda been dying all day
freshmaker__: wait are we good?
lowman02: volrath's stronghold in 2020 :P
RechargeableFrenchman: "Twitch" seems to be fine to me. I open up other streams and there are zero issues. Just here.
chicken_fajitas: I'm going to try to close my app and reset
crankworx2012: seems okish now
Kumakaori: momentarily good.
harvester369: so its jot just me that makes me feel better
one_last_time_: I reloaded and it seems to work fine
thraximore: seems deece now
Paranundrox: seems to be fine now
freshmaker__: we're back, a dinosaur tale
bwk789: Somehow so much better
Genderi: Kitchen Finks: notably *banned* in commander
Paranundrox: the video is on and off
Professor_Rakor: Someone flip the Twitch server turnways.
Paranundrox: the audio is fine
crankworx2012: oop still bad
RechargeableFrenchman: We're on a delay too chat, remember. So Wheeler is reacting to a little while ago.
bwk789: Oops all counters has countered stream
freshmaker__: oh no we went bad again
Genderi: Based on the rate that you're reading, we're also a good bit delayed
RegulusPratus: It's sporadic
RechargeableFrenchman: @Professor_Rakor unturn and then flunge
Paranundrox: don't forget to read their text too
Paranundrox: What does Illusionary Mask do? wheelerKappa
5imian: its playing and audio is fine, but the frame rate is what's bad
lowman02: @Paranundrox please no
donuteater: I just refreshed, it's fine now
crankworx2012: just reloaded and seems fine so far
SnowBuddy18: that seems to have helped
Paranundrox: yeah it seems to be doing better
RechargeableFrenchman: As of 5:53 PST it seems a lot better, might be the disco being dropped
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !card uba mask
LRRbot: Uba Mask [4] | Artifact | If a player would draw a card, that player exiles that card face up instead. / Each player may play cards they exiled with Uba Mask this turn.
Paranundrox: !card Illusionary Mask
LRRbot: Illusionary Mask [2] | Artifact | {X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dea…
RechargeableFrenchman: Still not the usual quality but a lot better
Paranundrox: yeah
Loonatic93: That Kitchen Finks had a Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!
chicken_fajitas: audio is fine but video is in and out.
freshmaker__: I mean, kitchen finks, being multiple could BE a family.
plummeting_sloth: the kitchen finks had an existence
5imian: that kitchen Fink's had a family to terrorize if they didn't provide proper treats in respect
minksterella_: Ben if you read this can you tell me if you're playing withering boon
Professor_Rakor: Well, kitchen finks did it's job. It gains you life twice.
DiscordianTokkan: It had an Ouphe and also a Douphe. :P
chicken_fajitas: it's fine now
RechargeableFrenchman: Would the singular be Kitchen Finks, and plural is also Kitchen Finks, like with fish? Or would it be a Kitchen Fink and there's only an "s" to indicate plurality
the_last_hop: yessssss
thraximore: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
InsertUserHere_: Oh it works
Kethuel: !card indatha triome
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
InsertUserHere_: wheelerKappa
Countjondi: it's a little sad that we have succumb to Friday Night Digital Fight, but Yah gotta do what yah gotta do
freshmaker__: @RechargeableFrenchman I always imagined it was Fink singular and Finks multiple, because there's multiple beings in the art.
lowman02: sorry streams breaking up--for a second thought you were reciting illusionary mask--but then I got confused
ArcOfTheConclave: ice caudron?
RegulusPratus: Audio's fine
asthanius: Audio not working. Can't hear Ben reciting Illusionary Mask
Paranundrox: thanks Ben
Tiber727: Is that a card or a legal document?
squigel: !card ice cauldron
LRRbot: Ice Cauldron [4] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: You may exile a nonland card from your hand. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. Put a charge counter on Ice Cauldron and note the type and amount of mana spent to pay this activation cost. Activate this ability only if there are no charge counters on Ice Cauldron. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Ice Cauldron: Add Ice Cauldron's last noted type and amount of mana. Spend this mana only to cast the last card ex…
Professor_Rakor: Seems all fine.
goblinguidedog: Yeah Ben I’m gonna need you to reread that I didn’t quite catch the middle bit
SnowBuddy18: it was good
RechargeableFrenchman: @Countjondi I watch Wheeler CanLander on his home stream sometimes already anyway, so there being a Jer here too is just strict upgrade to my mind
Paranundrox: Now can you go over that in German, Ben
SnowBuddy18: @Tiber727 a novel
Croc64: Can you read it backwards maybe?
lowman02: you can leave it in exile
RechargeableFrenchman: @Paranundrox "German"
asthanius: Mind if I tickle the ivories for the first time in my life?
silverxX59: so... what does illusionary mask even do
lowman02: @silverxX59 it basically morphs a thing
lowman02: there's some caveat to that
lowman02: but that's about what it does
goblinguidedog: @silverxx59 I mean he read the card, doesn’t that explain the card?
goblinguidedog: Obvious sarcasm
Paranundrox: you pay the CMC or more for a weird morph
Paranundrox: that turns face up if anything would happen to it
Countjondi: @RechargeableFrenchman It ain't no diss on Wheeler's Streamirude, but I love FNPF for the reactions that are not the same when they aren't IRL
jrhwhite: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
lowman02: Ben, did you just get moated in 2020
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
lowman02: man moat is so unplayable
RechargeableFrenchman: @Countjondi no I do get that, I feel it too. This is still good, it's just that regular FNPF is so good it's just not the same
sing_o_muse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch
minksterella_: lowman i got moated earlier this week
the_last_hop: wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub wheelerHub
Paranundrox: wheelerRanch
sing_o_muse: Hi Ben!
asthanius: Well, we have the hard counter kinda
blankslatearts: Smh my head
Paranundrox: wheelerHub
noisyblizzard: seabatApp
goblinguidedog: lrrFINE lrrHAM
Professor_Rakor: One time sac outlet.
RechargeableFrenchman: Bunch a wheelerHub going on here, but I think lrrFINE
Avidus_Mauch: somehow its still weird that we europeans need to wait a month for our paper ikoria mtg cards, not that it really matters as we cannot "use" them now
Countjondi: @RechargeableFrenchman Here's hoping that quarantine ends ASAP
rarermonsters: The faeries said that mothra can help us
asthanius: What kind of renegade listens to a moat?
lowman02: when your deck dies to moat in 2020
plummeting_sloth: or hangry men. They might be hangry men
RechargeableFrenchman: @asthanius the weird bronze horse automaton probably can't swim especially well, might be part of it
Professor_Rakor: Bold of you to think you have a flier.
ZealousCrow: Oh man. I can't read the cards on the old client. how did I used to watch these streams
Countjondi: GREED is good, There Is no justice is what my theros pre-release taught me
minksterella_: @lowman02 what would win, an impenetrable fortification or one large moth
Diabore: do we lose now? it feels like we lose now
goblinguidedog: Not moth mom!
Paranundrox: I mean GW is well known for dealing with Enchantments
lowman02: @minksterella_ we'll see won't we
Paranundrox: it's just a matter of finding the answer
Tiber727: That moat looks like a fun card to lose a game of Magic to.
lowman02: missed ben's list
RechargeableFrenchman: !card greed
LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
lowman02: I'm hoping it's the abzan martyr proc style list
minksterella_: he's running the GW modal 2/1
sing_o_muse: !decklists
Paranundrox: Knight of Autumn yeah
PharmaSweaves: !card mind blaze
LRRbot: Mindblaze [5R] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name and a number greater than 0. Target player reveals their library. If that library contains exactly the chosen number of cards with the chosen name, Mindblaze deals 8 damage to that player. Then that player shuffles their library.
MadWolf1290: ah, the "Paper" fight. Kappa
Loonatic93: 4/20 Mind Blaze it!
RechargeableFrenchman: Might be a Rec Sage too, since it's another stapled to creature effect
RechargeableFrenchman: Haven't seen the full list
Paranundrox: no Rec Sage
U_Dude: Nothing quite like last minute finding a card that the dealers haven't even heard of
nowheels61: Me: Why is FNPF online? Oh, right. *sad face*
Paranundrox: which makes sense
Croc64: Mind blaze is hot tech vs lutri decks, you know the number is 1
Paranundrox: you generally don't play 2 copies
Paranundrox: and Autumn is just a lot better
minksterella_: @Paranundrox would you say it's
Professor_Rakor: Bold of you to have a good card.
minksterella_: strictly better
Tiber727: FNPF now stands for Friday Night Pixel Fight.
Paranundrox: I would not
asthanius: GW Medium Kid
Croc64: Friday Night Plague FIght
RechargeableFrenchman: Yeah just looked myself. I've seen a double up occasionally, but it's probably a meta call when there's a lot of artifact decks running around
Paranundrox: and there's all the creature tutors too
squigel: moths are cute
minksterella_: Well yeah like look at all the great dwarves we got in Homelands
RechargeableFrenchman: Heh
lowman02: thrumming stone--too easy
KCazduke: Like Persistent PEtitioners EDH
Paranundrox: Mono Red and then you have a bunch of bears
Paranundrox: and then you lose
RechargeableFrenchman: @minksterella_ someone else who saw that long awaited Homelands set review?
freshmaker__: Thrummingstone, of course.
Professor_Rakor: But nelson, we have a new copy card, so we have even MORE seven dwarves!
asthanius: And clone effects
goblinguidedog: Ben I really think quarantine is getting to you with this idea
Nuurgle: I did 7 Dwarves Fling for Pauper or common/Uncommon Arena
queenfounder: Test
lowman02: Ma, get the meat loaf
the_last_hop: you're playing around the mindblaze
PeterPomegranate: god i hope that becomes a thing
nowheels61: You can put anything in gruul aggro that can be turned sideways.
Genderi: Rakdos Rats
RechargeableFrenchman: Nelson with the Meatloaf reference. I like it.
magicalphilosopher: i mean technically it adds consistancy
magicalphilosopher: whats the worse thing you seen put in gruul?
minksterella_: Not a shark bird
minksterella_: bad card
squigel: why would a shark fly?
Dix: Ben... you made Lindsay shake her head in disgust
Paranundrox: 2/10 not a Shark Tornado Shark
Kethuel: well, you're not gonna run just six
RechargeableFrenchman: @squigel given the option, why would it not?
minksterella_: if its also a bird @squigel
Genderi: @squigel they have bird wings!
plummeting_sloth: sharknado.deck
librarianoz: Ben, I hope you know that your beautiful brand of BS inspired me to make a Klothys Eggs commander deck.
U_Dude: Kind of sad when you think about it, all its shark buddies flying around, and this boi stuck in the sea
Professor_Rakor: We can fix that.
Paranundrox: let's try that again
squigel: i prefer 0 deck standards
Kethuel: !card pouncing shoreshark
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Paranundrox: That Recruiter of the Guard is on the Escalator again
freshmaker__: Oh hell yeah. Just play Rakdos multiples. All the Rats and Shadowborn Apostles and Dwarves and a Thrumming Stone.
5imian: Look for the flying shark tokens I just want a bunch of garchomp cards because, fun fact, *garchomp can fly*
lowman02: you fool you've unlocked the shark cage
asthanius: yubba dubba
BTC1220: Yeah that's baby shark
asthanius: BoP flies Kappa
minksterella_: palace jailer seems dece
Dmc3628: well it's the most ""normal shark"" in the plane
BTC1220: They call him baby shark
RechargeableFrenchman: Every card on Ben's board currently die to either of Doom Blade or Lightning Bolt. I think all die to Shock even. Terrible cards the lot of them.
Genderi: no, they're too busy flying
5imian: Rudolph the land-based shark monster
Dmc3628: cause Shabraz and nado sharks fly and Pouncing has HANDS
ComradeMik: the question is jer running storm's wrath?
Paranundrox: !deck
Paranundrox: !decks
asthanius: Partying hard, or hardly partying?
Tiber727: Won't you stop my friend's delight?
Paranundrox: just Supreme Verdict
silverxX59: so question how does companion work in canlander or is it just not a thing
RechargeableFrenchman: Ayyy
asthanius: It ain't called Weakhold
Paranundrox: @silverxX59 the Companion Text doesn't function
5imian: stronghold goes hard in the mf paint
Paranundrox: it's just a card in the deck
Juliamon: silverxX59 Not a thing
asthanius: OH
Jeditmac: wait
5imian: what is this hand
minksterella_: SNEEP
Paranundrox: lrrGREED
RechargeableFrenchman: To explain WHY it doesn't work quick, it'
PeterPomegranate: kep
the_last_hop: do it you coward
raven534: Are we playing some sort of combo?
one_last_time_: Do it
asthanius: wheelerHub wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerClown
PeterPomegranate: dew it
Paranundrox: oh, I guess this is a Coward Stream lrrAWW
RechargeableFrenchman: It's considered a "competitive" format, and since it doesn't have a Sideboard companions just don't work
RechargeableFrenchman: Ben can no longer block Warriors
thraximore: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
5imian: I love how hurt Jer sounded there
minksterella_: CoP: Green
viridimayai: It's so bizarre seeing modo on the LRR main channel
goblinguidedog: Yeah Jer only intentionally hosed Ben
Paranundrox: it has been a hot minute @viridimayai
fluffybumhole: what's magic without getting blownout anyway
5imian: daze would have been a real bruh moment
RechargeableFrenchman: There's still the odd MODO cube stream on the main channel right
RechargeableFrenchman: ?** That was supposed ot be a question
Paranundrox: no Cheat Step online :P
lowman02: recall into the dirt you say
RechargeableFrenchman: It's okay Ben, it's the SECOND Recall that kills you
fluffybumhole: @Paranundrox you'd think they'd have patched that in by now
minksterella_: having recall? who does jer think he is, Lowman?
5imian: lrrSPOT
Orlantia: Ian, what did you mean by naming "our ship types"?
Orlantia: sorry, wrong chat
Paranundrox: heh
MillerDark: Where's our Serpopard? Destiny Spinner?
squigel: does ikoria make cat tribal viable?
5imian: wheeler is getting raaaanched
Paranundrox: Cat Tribal was already a reasonable deck to play
5imian: wheelerRanch
Zoltanzorin: so how many less points would recall be if it were a sorcery?
Paranundrox: it did get some sweet new cards
lowman02: woof
Paranundrox: Recall Count: 2
lowman02: tumbling down
Paranundrox: tumbling down tumbling down
asthanius: Perfect pitch
lowman02: nope looking like some heavy ranch fall
asthanius: Seminal work Robo-Tech
plummeting_sloth: and Ben is o good an prouncing German
5imian: Yeah End of Evangellion is as old as I am
Fugi: Really looking forward to 3.0+1.0
Paranundrox: I wish that I could turn back time
Micsig: yes, that's the source
Temperature_Droplet: komm süßer tod?
froshambo: i was 15 then
froshambo: yikes
minksterella_: i smell a shark
minksterella_: it smells fishy
5imian: tfw I'm literally 1 day older than the American release of Pokemon red
ArchRequiemD: I wish that I could turn back time
fluffybumhole: Ben when does your twitch intro song go on spotify
Paranundrox: @fluffybumhole it should be on Nash's soundcloud
PeterPomegranate: yeah
asthanius: Asking the real questions
fluffybumhole: @Paranundrox excellent thank you
Adreus_Eternal: should also have forestwalk
squigel: then should all treefolk have reach?
bignate92: what if the elf has a bow?
5imian: recall count 3
5imian: wiiiild
Genderi: okay so the *trees* should have reach
lowman02: @5imian it's right to target fire, but it's suspect that ben did nothing so doing nothing would also be reasonable
PeterPomegranate: plus birds can just fly away from them
Croc64: Big oof
lowman02: and Jer also just had it
AWildTransgirlAppeared: Who can say where the road goes on...
Koshindan: Should it be called Llanowar Elves when there is just one elf? There should be a second version called Llanowar Elf.
lowman02: so big oofs
asthanius: Plainshome
5imian: I mean I just think this is game here
squigel: waste home
secretbranch: plains home
minksterella_: @lowman02 i think jer also knew about chord from git probe
control_rig: It's so miserable to play against counterspells. It's also super frustrating to watch -_-
Paranundrox: I mean, Urborg exists
Hexy_Lexy234: more cards with Plains Walk plz
Paranundrox: so Swamphome is marginally better :P
BlindRift98: bring Xhome back you cowards
nanostul: Print creatures with foresthome you cowards!!!
5imian: wheelerRanch
5imian: dcdFair dcdBalanced
Genderi: Planeshome was Ixalan I think :)
BlindRift98: nonBasichome
lowman02: @minksterella_ sure, think regardless he'd know though, either chord or angel at that point
lowman02: that's a big dragon
seancplays1: Just got here, what's going on
bainard656: Don't hand Mark Rosewater those sorts of puns.
squigel: the lair lands?
asthanius: i see
asthanius: interesting
5imian: owwwwws
goblinguidedog: Moth mom! Moth mom!
lowman02: !minksim
Paranundrox: now we just need to distract Jer
asthanius: how's wheeler gonna get outta this one?
5imian: dcdBroken
Paranundrox: so he skips through his upkeep trigger
gandalf_mtg: hi
Leedopo: jer appears to be 3 for 3 on free counterspells this game.
lowman02: also only 13 cards deeper in deck :P
Vyous: Is wall of roots still broken? Kappa
Professor_Rakor: lrrFINE lrrFINE
5imian: Praise the Custodi Lich pick
lowman02: @Vyous yes
Paranundrox: Burning of Xinye is implemented wrong still
Kethuel: not gonna lie ben, doesn't look good for you here
minksterella_: Goblin recruiter still crashes the game
minksterella_: heard it from other folks as well so it's not my fault
Vyous: I figured at this point they will never fix it lowman02
Paranundrox: !minksim
lowman02: @Vyous prolly not
Mac_the_third: you got handled my duide
5imian: geeeg
OneLargeEgg: Damn I saw GW and was hoping for Cats
Paranundrox: wheelerMuldcb
Paranundrox: wheelerBless
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circusofkirkus: LUL
gkgaming05: adios friends. time to be bad in ikoria drafts!!!
Croc64: It's too late I heard the works "thank croc"
seancplays1: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
minksterella_: Ben don't forget to Thank Uro
Paranundrox: new sub notification sound @Croc64 wheelerKappa
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Juliamon: !break
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5imian: I'm currently just enjoying the MTG stream while wolfing down some bbq
Keaton__Mask: >joins because stream title is "wheeler of fire" but is on break so i can't learn what that means
sholmes_gaming: Ben Wheeler and Canlander shenanigans
MuffinsOnAHill: Everyone fights Wheeler
Paranundrox: @Keaton__Mask Nelson, Jer and Cam will be fighting against Wheeler
Paranundrox: in a gauntlet of sorts
5imian: "Ben Wheeler, abusing Magic"
Croc64: We get to see some hot 0-3 action is what it means
sholmes_gaming: Wheeler is the axle and the others are the wheel? That doesn't make sense
MuffinsOnAHill: Wheeler. Is. Everything. wheelerY wheelerH
lowman02: @Croc64 when you play the most expensive card in Ikoria it comes with a free milkshake, my uncle at WoTC told me
Croc64: I'd do a lot of things for a milkshake honestly
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Cannons_are_an_instrument: Oh hey we're curving out for once
Genderi: wheelerRanch
5imian: where did Jer go?
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NotCainNorAbel: bankground kitty?
A_Dub888: !findquote ancestral
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
raven534: It was only one copy. It just got cast three times
fluffybumhole: that is quite a hand
Carsonogenics_: @Croc64 if he goes 0-0-3 does he become the faster draw(er) in the west?
niccus: doesn't advance the board state
froshambo: mmm extra dark lindt
hovermyr_is_questionable: Eh. Healing Salve's better. wheelerKappa
ArcOfTheConclave: 3 cards is the same as 3 life right?
donuteater: I admire it's purity
Trevolution321: Healing Salve is busted
Trevolution321: Should be pointed
m_logan2000: part of a perfect cycle
Croc64: @Carsonogenics_ I think if he draws 3 matches in a row when he's the feature player he just doesn't get invited back
hovermyr_is_questionable: #HealingSalveTo7
Genderi: healing salve: counter target lightning bolt
NotCainNorAbel: Cam with the dedication to his craft
Paranundrox: @notcainnorabel yeah that's Mulder's chair behind him
fluffybumhole: Sure ancestral's cool but have you heard of healing salve
Mister_Skittles: Isabell?
Fruan: Isabelle!
Croc64: Isabelle
Paranundrox: Orzhov, clearly lrrBEEJ
Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun the notifier is rather loud
Dmc3628: Orzhov is Nook for sure
Genderi: the train you say
PatFromIT: Tom nook 10,000% orzhov
Dmc3628: AYY para
5imian: Tom Nook is Abzan
Trevolution321: Isabella is Azorius?
PatFromIT: Isabelle is selesnya for sure
fluffybumhole: The player character seems like a good choice
SnowBuddy18: Abzan is, notably, not a guild
librarianoz: Tom Nook is Orzhov.
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
Mister_Skittles: the old angry mole dude is abzious
5imian: he's community oriented, a capitalist, and trusts the community pressure to make you pay your debts
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh yeah, Blitz is my JAM
Trevolution321: KK Slider is Rakdos
Fruan: @Trevolution321 Isabelle isn't strict enough to be Azorius. She's always goofing off on the daily announcements.
Croc64: Nook is a very nice Azorious racoon- you gotta follow the rules and work within the system but he doesn't set limits and won't force you to pay the debt like an orzhov would
RechargeableFrenchman: Izzet Blitz is/was my Pauper deck of choice and I have a Berserk basically to try and force Temur Blitz in Commander
the_last_hop: Interested why you aren't on scale up
tahoebyker: wee dragonauts
IsSecretlyPaul: O I run a Temur Blitz list in paper
Trevolution321: Tom Nook is golgari obv
yourworstnightmare1313: yes
Trevolution321: He makes you take out LOAMS
asthanius: KK Slider is Mono-Green. He goes with the flow
TheThromborax: !teamlrr
PeterPomegranate: Nook is Sultai
circusofkirkus: tom nook offers interest free loans, he's a good guy
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Croc64: Yeah nooks very generous
RechargeableFrenchman: Is Tom Nook not either Azorius or Selesnya
ArgentumFlare: Tom nooks loans are interest free after all
Hexy_Lexy234: gaea's might? gaea's might what?!
RechargeableFrenchman: Yeah, thanks Cam
OneLargeEgg: Sadist
asthanius: Bant
ArcOfTheConclave: 0% interest loan!
secretbranch: Golgari
superdude097: Tom Nook charges nothing upfront and zero interest.
yourworstnightmare1313: nut he can delete people
PeterPomegranate: mono blue
rarermonsters: He's abzan, because he's a lender but one who cares about his community
TheThromborax: does anyone have the team LRR link?
niccus: tom nook is sultai
Croc64: He wants you pay the debt- but in the sense he feels it's important to learn to manage your debts and the like
IsSecretlyPaul: Tom Nook is Selesnya
OneLargeEgg: The real question is where do the kids fall?
5imian: Nook is Abzan imo because I see capitalism as a means to an end as a very black thing; if he was less capitalist more mutual I'd call him selesnya
Croc64: So he won't set a deadline
RechargeableFrenchman: He wants peace and prosperity, he's just kind of roundabout and everything has a cost
Mister_Skittles: of vivian
5imian: nook is Abzan focused on White
minksterella_: I mean i feel like he's still orzhov
plummeting_sloth: People can keep calling Animal Crossing late stage capitalism but if anyone can point me in the direction of no-interest home lone in the real world like now, please doo so
Trevolution321: We can atleast agree that Zipper is Dimir right?
minksterella_: there are nicer orzhov people
plummeting_sloth: er, loan
alger_waterlow: hello sergeIrene wheelerMuldcb
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Daughter of Runes.
Mister_Skittles: steppe mom
A_Dub888: !findquote mom
LRRbot: Quote #4770: "I've seen the other side and it was just my mom being like 'You're in a lot of trouble and you're grounded for the next 20 years." —Kathleen [2018-03-05]
PatFromIT: I like step mom
RechargeableFrenchman: Step-Mom
5imian: steppe mom
Croc64: Step mum
superdude097: Giver of Runes = Steppe Mom
Lord_Durin: Other Mother
tehfewl: stepmom on runes
Croc64: I've also just heard "cast a lesbian"
sivakrytos: tom nook's loans are not interest free, you pay the interest in doing all his labor for him
Naarius: Debbie?
OneLargeEgg: Step mom
niccus: Agnes
wikisome: Mrs Doubtfire
5imian: the step mom name for me is Tam but that's because. my step mom was named Tam
theambivalentagender: Other Mom
rajok: !live
harvester369: karen?
asthanius: Silvia
PeterPomegranate: Is Karen a step mom name? Other than the meme
plummeting_sloth: If it was Step-dad, it would be Ron, because of the McElroys
secretbranch: do we go for the twitter crowd and say karen?
RechargeableFrenchman: Debora
minksterella_: nah karen isn't a stepmom
raven534: Vivien... Reid?
5imian: Deborah is a good step mom name
lowman02: TNN an awkward card--BW 20'
Cannons_are_an_instrument: I thing Giver isn't your step-mom she's your 2nd mom
asthanius: Giver is your found-family
circusofkirkus: dad's new girlfriend
Trevolution321: They should print a Father of Runes that can only give himself protection
Officinalis: Only True-Name know's Giver of Rune's true name.
PeterPomegranate: a mom
SerGarretCameron: Also Mom
thraximore: Maybe not Other Mother
m_logan2000: Pa
tehfewl: Mother of Runes is that mom that's not your mom, but you still call her mom, and she feeds you.
theambivalentagender: I like Other Mom because it implies she and original Mom are married
darkspiredragon: Other mother gives off Caroline vibes
Paranundrox: Jailer is much less good with a TNN around
thraximore: but she doesn't have buttons for eyes @theambivalentagender
Trevolution321: @theambivalentagender Thats that good shit
Paranundrox: @theambivalentagender Mom and Mum
shurtal: True name is the Noid
BlindRift98: why does ben get mums? wheelerDroopy
Trevolution321: W'omen
Paranundrox: One Mana Protection Creatures Cinematic Universe
asthanius: Pop-er?
PeterPomegranate: Are there any siblings?
5imian: wouldn't SteppeMom also imply that she's married to Mom?
sholmes_gaming: Neither are related to you, Mother of Runes is the chosen mother and Giver of Runes is your mom friend that you have through your twenties and thirties
Croc64: Is Shephard of the flock just the uncle who only shows up like once a year?
5imian: what's the protection creature from Dominaria?
AWildTransgirlAppeared: GayPride
minksterella_: its definitely the most expensive so far
bignate92: Lurrus?
minksterella_: Fiend artisan
Paranundrox: Alseid is one
abaoa_qu: Is Kytheon their son? Jerk only knows how to make himself indestructible
MitchTheQuaker: is it super stuttery video for any1 else
Paranundrox: @5imian I know what you mean, is i like Devoted Bodyguard or something?t
asthanius: It is
asthanius: Part one at least
MuffinsOnAHill: It's out from w to B
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerH
sholmes_gaming: Spinning wheels and kicking heels?
rarermonsters: It is well known that the best way to find a video on youtube is to find the person who made it and ask them
frozenphoenix7: Tell our tiny brains how to play the game so I may tell your much larger brain how incorrect it is.
Paranundrox: hey Ben
Paranundrox: does Unpredictable Cyclone go in Aristocrats lrrBEEJ
thraximore: Tell me more about how Vampire Nighthawk is an obsolete card
BlindRift98: i feel called out
sholmes_gaming: cycling.dec is the new player experience
5imian: yeah Devoted Bodyguard is the guy your mom is dating after the divorce who takes you riding on ATVs but is really uncomfortable with you calling him dad so you just call him Dale
librarianoz: Does Mothra work in an Elesh Norn Sliver deck? Asking for a friend.
Croc64: It's fine, fire prophecy means you can run any bad card in your deck now with the excuse "well if it's bad I can just tuck it"
sholmes_gaming: Hey, Fluctuator just got reprinted in C20
A_Dub888: !card sevinne's reclamation
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
RechargeableFrenchman: I've owned Fluctuator since before I ever heard of you Ben, so that's at least one that's NOT on you
sniperserpent: I find the north 100 set reviews strangely soothing
squigel: does ruinous ultimatum go in aristocrats?
Paranundrox: time to invest in Stabilizer
BlindRift98: but you could off load your fluctuator copies
RechargeableFrenchman: @Paranundrox make it RAIN
sing_o_muse: @sniperserpent ikr? I often have them on as background noise
Paranundrox: @squigel Aristocrats is very low to the ground
FDR101: where do I find the lists?
Vyous: Doesn't ben have like 20 Stabilizers from that bit on the moxes & meams FNFP?
lowman02: did you song of the damned Benjamin?
Paranundrox: !decks
Vyous: *Wheeler
sing_o_muse: !decklists
5imian: @paranundrox I just ate so much bbq that I'm meat drunk
Paranundrox: that sounds like a lot of BBQ
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Maybe we make the combination Tou de france/Living End deck
MuffinsOnAHill: Meat drunk is one hell of a phrase.
Biomonkey01: Boo.
5imian: like two large hot links + a large portion of pulled pork
Paranundrox: Oko is Brokkos wheelerKappa
secretbranch: just say noko
frozenphoenix7: Because Oko be so loko he broko
PatFromIT: Elk me daddy amazonThink
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FDR101: !card feind artisan
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Trevolution321: They don't ban cards in Canlander, they should just make them 11 points
niccus: Tuer de France
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asthanius: Saffi, Erik's Daughter
queenfounder: !uptime
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5imian: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
thraximore: wheelerGuts wheelerGuts wheelerGuts
zuchen_120: hehehe updog? what's updog?
JonnyGlitch: Hi Wheeler! Hi Chat!
gualdhar: ow ow ow notifier is loud
OneLargeEgg: FROM the Shadow Realm??
Paranundrox: not quite lethal damage, but you do have infi life
Dmc3628: Invocations realm
3and4fifths: wheelerLoop
JonnyGlitch: Is this the first some you've piloted an LRR stream?
blastedman: “Ben Wheeler? Abusing Magic?”
Paranundrox: wheelerLoop
MuffinsOnAHill: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
KharadBanar: [sarcastic] "Nooooo"
corpocracy: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
OneLargeEgg: We do have infinite damage here too
Biomonkey01: Can we remove Cam from the call?
Paranundrox: Cam pre-empting chat I see :P
riking27: judge, i have demonstrated a loop, this means my opponent has to concede
asthanius: PG-13, we get one
niccus: PG-13
JonnyGlitch: technically correct, the best type of correct!
sholmes_gaming: Cam is technically correct
Paranundrox: this stream is now PG-13 wheelerKappa
sholmes_gaming: The best kind of correct
A_Dub888: !findquote contribute
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Officinalis: Cam with the mathematical truisms from downtown!
Croc64: Look if wolverine can say it once ben can say it once
A_Dub888: !findquote contribut
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
lowman02: !card yorion
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
asthanius: Oh boy
raven534: We're shipping? Alright, Wheeler and Keefer
planeswalkingjedi: Heyo! How's everyone doing today/night?
Litebuffroast: oh, wow. Such a bauwler hand!
Loonatic93: Did I see Ballista Heliod Combo?
JonnyGlitch: #BlameJames
FDR101: #blamewheeler
sing_o_muse: yep loonatic93
Loonatic93: I wish I played something other than Arena, just for that combo.
Bi11dozer: Did they ever fix Custodi Lich?
lowman02: card's p good
sing_o_muse: yep
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Goblin Recruiter let's you undo stacking the top, but you can undo too far and cancel you tutoring
Dmc3628: stormchaser never getting off the bench now
Genderi: @Bi11dozer apparently just a couple weeks ago!
LordSaphni: i really want to make Whisper Squad work other than Mono Black Garry shenanigans
sholmes_gaming: Sprite Dragon is like cards with prowess, but even better
Dmc3628: they've been all Dorats
Dmc3628: Kaiju variants
IsSecretlyPaul: Ah the Seira Mist boi
asthanius: Perfect Pet
DiscordianTokkan: Not the mama!
Loonatic93: Not the Kaiju!
lowman02: not the momma?
OneLargeEgg: I prefer 7up dragon
RAZRBCK08: picking not the fancy card art in arena is kind of annoying
Zengor: i run regular sprite dragon, i don't really like the dorat art
SerGarretCameron: The pre-purchase of the cards comes with the Kaiju variants set as default.
Shazzb0tt: What do you guys think of Nethroi, seems sweet with Manageorge
Loonatic93: I wish they would have done a wedge version of the Lairs.
asthanius: wheelerHub
FDR101: DoEs THis Go iN ARisTocrAtS?
Paranundrox: Mana George doesn't need a 7 mana spell to be good :P
ComradeMik: that you can fetch at end of turn mitigates some of the downside
niccus: how expensive are the ikoria rares on MTGO?
asthanius: Ben can't block Warriors
lowman02: that's the dumb magic
Paranundrox: oh no
Loonatic93: Warriors!!!!!! Stay in and be saaaaaaaafe!!!!!!
minksterella_: ah the old skip through attacks
minksterella_: Ben how dare you
Paranundrox: @minksterella_ gotta beware of those GW Haste threats :P
yamahako: and losing the body doesn't end the effect
asthanius: yes
inheizen: Blood artist effects do count tokens! It's just Judith and the draw effects that don't.
sing_o_muse: yes
asthanius: yes we do
minksterella_: Ponyback Brigade is a goblin
inheizen: !card cruel celebrant
LRRbot: Cruel Celebrant [WB] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | Whenever Cruel Celebrant or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
minksterella_: that dumb thing is no goblin
zuchen_120: I'll be fine, TRUST us
seancplays1: That was the plan yes
zuchen_120: it'll
hovermyr_is_questionable: Yes
minksterella_: I will not stand for this disrespect
Loonatic93: Oooooh! Win and 6!
sing_o_muse: we never said it was a good idea, just that we wanted you to do it
BlindRift98: wheelerGuts coward wheelerGuts
zuchen_120: That's what we want to see!
Croc64: It might not have died to wrenn if you'd swung with it
lowman02: I wouldn't take that line
RechargeableFrenchman: Nelson: Casts Opt
circusofkirkus: oh good
circusofkirkus: this is going well
lowman02: I'm a coward
RechargeableFrenchman: Chat: SurprisedPikachu.jpg
Paranundrox: see Croc has the Big Brain
queenfounder: Someone’s phone vibrating?
Dmc3628: welcome to 2019's PW Infamy
FDR101: no joko its oko
Loonatic93: Doesn't it become a 5/5?
queenfounder: Or am I going crazy. Oh wait. It stopped?
sing_o_muse: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
PatFromIT: Elk me daddy amazonThink
sing_o_muse: yeah that's the joke
Naarius: Stupid sexy Oko
Erix33: Wren + Oko, I see Nelson is playing Tempo.
hovermyr_is_questionable: And here we see Eldritch Evolution get a 3/3 Elk
RechargeableFrenchman: Man I'm not even gay and that's a pretty appealing scenario
Paranundrox: I see Ben is tutoring an Elk
Alas_Babylon: You can't really argue, Oko's a good looking lad
Paranundrox: bold move
tehfewl: obviously palace jailer
zkillzzz: yea i like jailer
lowman02: @tehfewl idk on jailer
Loonatic93: I loved going up against Oko in my super jank Simic Ascendancy deck. It was all X casting cost creatures that just got better when they got elked.
lowman02: there's an oko
darkspiredragon: punished no Sigarda
RechargeableFrenchman: Wall of Omens? Draw a card, then if he Elk's it hey it's a 3/3 now
Cannons_are_an_instrument: No thrun, shame
Techmage12: @darkspiredragon you are right^^
seancplays1: play the magical cards
sholmes_gaming: Oh wow W6 and Oko? Want to sprinkle some T3feri in on that list too Nelly?
Paranundrox: at least there's no Strip Mine
raven534: Fun fact: copied cards lose cool arts on Arena
RechargeableFrenchman: Gonna lose to that Food token now wheelerHub
hovermyr_is_questionable: 2019 MTG coming back to bite ya
Paranundrox: 2019 Magic heard you talking Shit, Ben
circusofkirkus: at least it's not 2020 killing you
tehfewl: a fine vintage
floki4242: 2019 got nothing on 2020
Dergib: still better than 2020
darkspiredragon: 2019 is so scary apparently a pandemic is named after it
seancplays1: Did he just turn a pile of meat into a deer, isn't it normally the other way around
Alas_Babylon: We were at least allowed to live in 2019
dweebert91: It's at this point 2020 would tell you to hold it's beer
RechargeableFrenchman: Come get distracted from 2020 trying to kill you IRL by letting 2019 kill your competitive spirit
Alas_Babylon: 2020 isn't letting us out
jankyardmtg: What are we playing here? Oko and Wrenn and Six?
Mr_Horrible: Ben no!
Wicker_Knight: benginWat
hovermyr_is_questionable: Is this a Full Monty joke?
Mr_Horrible: hovermyr yes, yes it is
hovermyr_is_questionable: Well I'll be
jankyardmtg: Don't forget the saran wrap from that movie?
niccus: the full monty problem
hovermyr_is_questionable: Only strip 1 time? 0/10
Cannons_are_an_instrument: That film set in the city I live in
Paranundrox: !card Invigorated Rampage
LRRbot: Invigorated Rampage [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gets +4/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Dergib: and people said 2019 couldn't be worse than 2020
RechargeableFrenchman: @niccus the full monty HALL problem
Paranundrox: I don't think Rampage is lethal
RechargeableFrenchman: @Paranundrox in before Berserk
raven534: !card spike feeder
LRRbot: Spike Feeder [1GG] | Creature — Spike [0/0] | Spike Feeder enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Feeder: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Feeder: You gain 2 life.
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RechargeableFrenchman: Welp it's not Berserk
raven534: Ah. Cool deck, Ben
asthanius: Justin Enchantment
asthanius: Here's what happens: Ben loses
hd_dabnado: hey I just got here, what's happening?
RechargeableFrenchman: @asthanius Hi, I'm Justin Enchantment. You might know me from such feats as "Killing Elspeth" and "being a ginormous dickbag" ...
sing_o_muse: !decklists
Paranundrox: it's a 3/3 Elk
p3nguinkin: is nelly on three color sorenson?
Dish_KP: its a creature!
DarthRagnar815: sergeThinking
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Infinite life again.
circusofkirkus: thespi22Spike
Paranundrox: wheelerLoop
xXAYAYAXx: friday night third strike magic baby we out here ben the literal GOD wut up homie
asthanius: "Hey there. I've got a loop"
thraximore: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
Wicker_Knight: That's okay Nelly. WOTC Development did the same thing :P
FDR101: sergeThinking
Officinalis: Wheeler, Alley oop!
lowman02: got JTMS in deck?
RechargeableFrenchman: @p3nguinkin more of a Blitz / prowess deck. Kiln Fiend et al.
Paranundrox: Fireblast wheelerKappa
corpocracy: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
p3nguinkin: ic, thanks
Litebuffroast: Chat. I've been gifted a sub to a streamer I never even heard of until now And I don't even know why. Could someone assist me a clear up to something I don't know?
sing_o_muse: do you have multiple stream open rn?
RechargeableFrenchman: @Litebuffroast odds are I don't know the streamer either, but I'm willing to take a stab at it
Cannons_are_an_instrument: @Litebuffroast There's a random button you can click when gifting suba
Leedopo: @litebuffroast a channel you were watching raided another channel that had less viewers than the amount of gifted subs so you got a sub from vague association.
niccus: the current scoop meta huh
seancplays1: @Litebuffroast do they have fun emotes?
circusofkirkus: ben beat 2019 :D
xXAYAYAXx: ben i wanna see your flowchart ken THIRD STRIKE BABY :D
asthanius: And that's why being on the play is better than being on the draw. Your opponent mills first.
gibbousm: so what decks are everyone playing tonight?
RechargeableFrenchman: Ah yes, player removal
Litebuffroast: Kay. Thanks chat. Just making sure.
gewnt: is this Canlander?
minksterella_: alright chat i gotta head out
minksterella_: have fun
RechargeableFrenchman: @gewnt Yes it is
minksterella_: play goblins
Paranundrox: seeya @minksterella_
sing_o_muse: !minksim
Paranundrox: hey, at least you can't miss triggers online!
Shazzb0tt: Let's go Cameron!
sing_o_muse: GG, close one.
Paranundrox: just activating abilities
Wicker_Knight: Yeah, the shallow end of a pool of lava
xXAYAYAXx: DOS 5.1 PogChamp DOS 5.1 PogChamp DOS 5.1 PogChamp
RechargeableFrenchman: It's fine Cam you're playing against Ben, what could go wrong
Officinalis: Dipping your feet into a pool and it has weird pebbles on the bottom.
Professor_Rakor: No mistakes will possibly be made. lrrFINE
seancplays1: dipping your feet into the shallow end of a pool of some ambiguous fluid
Alas_Babylon: I just recently threw together an Illuna Historic Brawl deck that runs Omniscience as its only permanent
AdamYMHMI: Someone needs to call the city on that one...
AP4rk3dC4r: :D
Alas_Babylon: It's ... hilarious, to put it lightly
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Alas_Babylon: Ikoria's been a spiffy little morsel
seancplays1: How hard do you think it would be to make a godzilla tribal deck
Alas_Babylon: In Standard or Commander?
seancplays1: either
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Alas_Babylon: Standard would be really tricky, but not impossible... probably would want Fires of Invention and all the mutate support creatures
Alas_Babylon: Commander, ... I have no idea, they're not all a universal type
Dmc3628: Commander is easier, you'd just pick a 5 color general that works and then run with it
Alas_Babylon: Because otherwise I'd say Morophon, declaring Dinosaur
Core_Breaker: whats the game mode we are playing tonight bois?
seancplays1: morophon and a bunch of changelings
Alas_Babylon: Canlander on MTGO
Core_Breaker: thank you!
Alas_Babylon: The problem with Morophon is that not all the Godzilla cards are of one creature type
Alas_Babylon: Their types coincide with their colors, so they're not all Dinosaurs or Cats or Beasts
seancplays1: then maybe a thematically fitting commander, like progenitus, fitting into the theme of big monsters
asthanius: Noises
yourworstnightmare1313: yoyoyo
Alas_Babylon: Ooooh, Progenitus seems lit
asthanius: It's about Ohana
Biomonkey01: Is it though?
Paranundrox: it's about Mulder
Shazzb0tt: I hope Cameron wins
Alas_Babylon: This game is all about Cameron
Core_Breaker: howdy Cam!
Paranundrox: this hand is sweet
asthanius: This is Cameron's first game of Yu-Gi-Oh! on stream
lowman02: you make mistakes if you play it all the time
lowman02: it's just a modo thing
thraximore: !explain quality
zuchen_120: playing magic via spreadsheet
KharadBanar: "brand new"
niccus: the B/A flip
Cannons_are_an_instrument: The Duke
ComradeMik: oh the og xbox controller sucked
ComradeMik: and i have giant hands
ThorSokar: I liked the OG Xbox controller....
MrPandaaaGaming: howdy peeps. whats going on here?
Alas_Babylon: Five for Fighting
Cannons_are_an_instrument: 55555
Paranundrox: !decks
sing_o_muse: !decklists
sing_o_muse: dammnit para
RechargeableFrenchman: ben jamming some Badder Rector
DigitalSeahorse: Yippykiyayyyyyy
Alas_Babylon: turn 1 triome, we busted now
niccus: ooh, that's affordable
DigitalSeahorse: Yippiekiayooooooooo
Paranundrox: yeah the power is super affordable
Paranundrox: the fetches are a bit pricey
lowman02: give'm the blossoms
lowman02: gotta give em the blossoms
sing_o_muse: !card crested sunmare
LRRbot: Crested Sunmare [3WW] | Creature — Horse [5/5] | Other Horses you control have indestructible. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerH KI wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE
RechargeableFrenchman: Cam no scopes Rallier with Cabal Therapy incoming
Carsonogenics_: wow it's almost like if things were printed regularly they'd be affordable because there's no real demand for them
MrPandaaaGaming: are we gonna see any horse jokes here?
squigel: crested sunmare what a lad
Techmage12: The Sunmare
Mivair: Wait what was that about a $5 black Lotus
n__een_n: run farmstead you coward
lowman02: wall of blossoms best card in the game
zuchen_120: I figure if you have a card on mtgo, you should be able to proxy it and play it legally in any tournament :D
Zengor: it also makes your horses indestructible
ArcOfTheConclave: !card crested sunmare
LRRbot: Crested Sunmare [3WW] | Creature — Horse [5/5] | Other Horses you control have indestructible. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.
HadesLeprechaun: Hour of Devestation Sunmare
lowman02: nothing fires me up like a Wall of B
Ramy1999: @Mivair Lotus is like a $5 card on MTGO
RechargeableFrenchman: @Mivair Magic Online makes a lot of Legacy and Vintage cards super cheap
Countjondi: Ben, Hold Your Horses
zuchen_120: I predicited this moment!
Mivair: Aha okay, now I understand. I came in at like, the end of the convo lmao
Mivair: Thank you!
Paranundrox: pull up that stream window lrrBEEJ
RechargeableFrenchman: Damn, called the Therapy wanted the Rallier no scope
Carsonogenics_: maybe after this we'll see cam in the #looking-for-jams part of the canlander discord rooSmug
Countjondi: they are all good cats Wheeler
MrPandaaaGaming: hey ben. on behalf of the horse who makes more horses, can we hear the story of horse and his music plaing friends?
Paranundrox: @Carsonogenics_ they are on coverage accounts so probably not
Carsonogenics_: darn
squigel: cam's watching the stream and thinking "wow i wouldn't want to be that guy wheelers playing"
RechargeableFrenchman: Gotta get that 0/4 into the red zone to assert dominance
RechargeableFrenchman: Just ignore that it has Defender
Paranundrox: the faithful representation of the cards is really nice
lowman02: I mean look at that WoB--is there a prettier card
KharadBanar: @Paranundrox At least Wheeler is on his own account
Paranundrox: yup
sholmes_gaming: That token is the GOAT
Paranundrox: the *classic* Se7enInTheQueue
rarermonsters: The fact that it costs several hundred dollars to play a program that by all rights is a decade out of date? Less nice
TheAwkes: I attack with WoB, cast Berserk.
Paranundrox: Sev Rec is a house
Paranundrox: Survival + Sev is real gross
lowman02: didn't someone fight ben on stream with an assault formation deck--WoB lethal heck yeah
Ramy1999: We could have survivaled for heliod then let cam therapy it?
Paranundrox: that's a waste since you can just survival and then pitch Heliod the old fashioned way
asthanius: This one weird trick: Camerons hate it
Paranundrox: and then you tutor 2 cards EoT
zuchen_120: commander set yea
Paranundrox: and combo with Sev Rec
Ramy1999: Just survivaling for heliod off the rallier means that we don't have to draw a creature to find the combo
Paranundrox: everyone overlooked Sevinnes Reclamation, and it turns out the card slaps
seancplays1: that knight guy combos really well with fetch lands
sholmes_gaming: Alt+F4. The only winning move is not to play
Paranundrox: yeah Rallier with Fetches is nice ramp tech
bahramflame: Oh snap
Dmc3628: Sev Rec slaps with like a rogue's gallery of things
Countjondi: "Reanimate" just "brings a thing back"
lowman02: oofa
Paranundrox: nice F6 there :P
rarermonsters: What mtgo is really missing is terrible out of character planeswalker dialogue
RechargeableFrenchman: A Serge squawking, perhaps?
Core_Breaker: how good do you think a cedh deck would be fighting a camlander deck? with the commander in side the 99
Paranundrox: very. You have a ridiculous amount of points in a cEDH deck
Ramy1999: ^
lowman02: @Core_Breaker I mean you get more points, but also dep on how reliant you are on the commander
Genderi: Really? I would excpet cEDH to be more commander dependant
Ramy1999: It does depend somewhat on the deck, as they can be pretty reliant on their commander
Core_Breaker: right i forgot about the points
lowman02: if you're not
lowman02: in general the EDH deck
Carsonogenics_: i have non-cedh decks with something like 15 points in them
RechargeableFrenchman: @Core_Breaker depending on the deck, probably ranging from pretty onesided for EDH to very very extremely onesided for EDH
lowman02: if you are, the canlander deck easy
Paranundrox: like, Flash Hulk/ Oracle Pact lists in cEDH are playing with 15 points *easy*
RechargeableFrenchman: @Genderi most cEDH lists are very NOT commander dependent Most right now run the same handful of partner combinations for access to colours and sometimes relevant abilities
RechargeableFrenchman: Not uncommon the commander never gets cast
Core_Breaker: interesting.
sholmes_gaming: I mean there are T1/T0 kills in cEDH, but then again canlander can pack a lot of other unfair things
Genderi: and I take it cEDH being a multiplayer format similarly has little impact?
lowman02: @Genderi if you're comboing likely not
Genderi: Or rather, I'd expect there's more of a focus on winning rather than your opponent losing
Genderi: yeah
RechargeableFrenchman: @Genderi the best cEDH deck right now can win before any opponent even gets to do anything, so ...
ComradeMik: cameron has gone mad with power. double blocking all willy nilly
Core_Breaker: i feel like the multiplayer part plays a bigger role in deck building
thraximore: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
Paranundrox: ultimately, there's a reason cards are pointed
Carsonogenics_: wheelerMor
ComradeMik: yes sing mulder
golgomett: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb HahaSweat wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb HahaSweat wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Paranundrox: and cEDH deck is free-rolling tutors AND fast mana
PatFromIT: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
lowman02: @Core_Breaker if you're oracle combing you could have 100 OPs, only issue would be how many FoN or FoW folks were playing
Techmage12: Big ouphe ?=
MysticOp9: wheelerMor wheelerMor wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
smartguyc1089: oof
5imian: q wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
ComradeMik: sing the song of your people
sholmes_gaming: Mefinks he doesn't have much in hand
Paranundrox: wheelerMuldcb
Genderi: yeah I guess it's really a question of banlists
RechargeableFrenchman: Imagine CanLander Flash/Hulk with extra way more points and you basically have cEDH's best and second best decks right now
Genderi: what's stronger, more than 10 points or Coalition Victory?
fluffybumhole: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
hd_dabnado: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Techmage12: @Genderi the 3 opponents make up for the banlist i guess.
ComradeMik: more than 10 points
asthanius: Poggies my doggies
lowman02: @RechargeableFrenchman Oracle combo isn't a slouch in Canlander either, but it's also limited by building restriction
Mr_Horrible: sizable pogbert
Paranundrox: we're the Aristocrats deck now
lowman02: matter of fact, right now I'd say it's dethroned TV combo as a top arch in the format
Shazzb0tt: Now that Pod Racing
Paranundrox: HAHA
Paranundrox: you have 0 counters
Techmage12: Jebaited
Paranundrox: and it's a 0 CMC
asthanius: wheelerClown wheelerClown wheelerClown
lowman02: woof
Paranundrox: so it got put into play
seancplays1: I mean, free experience counter
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown
Professor_Rakor: Tactically planned to get exp counter.
Paranundrox: wheelerHub
Techmage12: free EXP
thraximore: wheelerRanch
Hexy_Lexy234: damnit, wheeler
ComradeMik: you get a free xp counter?
Mr_Horrible: Ben Wheeler: staunch opponent of reading the cards
seancplays1: I mean, I honestly would have done that to get the xp
Paranundrox: I demand that Wheeler be censured by the DCI
sing_o_muse: wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy
lowman02: Benjamin, easily 7/10 pLaY
Paranundrox: also he Goblin Gamed suboptimally
RechargeableFrenchman: @lowman02 oh I know, it's largely the fact that points is a way bigger drawback to CanLander than the banlist/colours are to EDH at a high level. Sure no Lotus or Mox or anything available but running like 15 points just in tutors alone is a pretty big deal
Paranundrox: I want that on the record wheelerKappa
circusofkirkus: quit doxxing my alt, ben
hd_dabnado: I demand that wheeler gets banned from all future MagicFests
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSLOTH
AdamYMHMI: We demand blood... oranges. They're really tasty.
MacSquizzy: HAH implying there will ever be an end to youtube comments
Kreiseler: you forgot the xX in front and at the end of the name
Dmc3628: i remember when that was a username NON ironically
5imian: stop leaking my BL AMV alt ben
ComradeMik: i demand that benjamin wheeler have fun and live his life
Mr_Horrible: something something free real estate
sing_o_muse: wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce
Zengor: LUL
sing_o_muse: Kitty!
Dmc3628: i think we wanted a DRS on rec but
lowman02: @RechargeableFrenchman idk, I tend to look at the points as diversifying the format--think without them if we wanted to win...all decks would be oracle storm decks
RechargeableFrenchman: @Mr_Horrible hey man, love your blog
Hexy_Lexy234: "is that good or bad" "yes"
MysticOp9: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
lowman02: and we'd be T3ing on average
lowman02: with T0-1 high rolls
L3gume: oh is this my favourite team, the Cleveland Browns? PogChamp
Techmage12: 12 equals 1 million confirmed^^
ComradeMik: til 10 = a million
hd_dabnado: anything that kills DRS?
asthanius: wheelerMuldcb
Paranundrox: wheelerMuldcb
circusofkirkus: wheelerMuldcb
sholmes_gaming: Your cat's name is Decklist
ComradeMik: kitty!
Paranundrox: @sholmes_gaming that's Mulder
Genderi: wheelerMuldr
hd_dabnado: is the screen really jumpy right now?
ComradeMik: when i can get lurrus to stick it's real goob
RechargeableFrenchman: @lowman02 you're basically describing cEDH without the banlist lol, which was largely my point. Points while I wholly agree make for a more interesting format also hold CanLander back in a straight any CanLander list vs the best cEDH list slugfest.
Hexy_Lexy234: free exp!
ComradeMik: more xp!
darkspiredragon: a kitty that gives others nine lives
frozenphoenix7: Lurrus is dumb
ComradeMik: yeah, player gets the counter. which is a whole thing
Super_Sophomoric: ah yes the chimp face
Paranundrox: @RechargeableFrenchman I mean sure, in the sense that Legacy's rules "hold it back" vs Vintage, which is a silly comparison :P
Genderi: @hd_dabnado we've been having troubles with twitch the whole stream
hidingbox: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:14:53.
asthanius: If you played Ballista for 0 from the yard, couldn't you have gotten Ooze for free EoT?
RechargeableFrenchman: @Paranundrox the question being answered was specifically "cEDH vs CanLander in a match, but cEDH doesn't have a "commander" ", which deck wins
RechargeableFrenchman: @Paranundrox and I'm saying cEDH handily because it's very close to CanLander with no points limitations
sing_o_muse: does cEDH start at 40 life?
Admiral__Albatross: HahaCat
sing_o_muse: oh yeah almost definitely
lowman02: @sing_o_muse don't think it matters all that mcuh
lowman02: *much
sing_o_muse: oh no i was just curious
Paranundrox: Goblin Bombardment lrrBEEJ
sing_o_muse: cuz i didn't know
ComradeMik: probably goblin bombardment?
Hexy_Lexy234: goblin. bombardment
Paranundrox: Mountain Plains Swamp Swamp
circusofkirkus: katesWa katesOw
Paranundrox: Bombardment is rough against Meren
Paranundrox: and Lurrus
ComradeMik: swamp swamp mountain plains mountain swamp
sholmes_gaming: then blood moon it to make it a mountain, urborg to make it a swamp, then you have a build-your-own blood crypt?
asthanius: Mountain Plains Swamp Swamp is the new Carrot Carrot Milk
KharadBanar: carrot carrot milk carrot milk carrot milk?
zkillzzz: you can just replay the survival though?
Paranundrox: yeah
RechargeableFrenchman: Nature's Claim is a good one too though I don't think it's in the list
Paranundrox: Lurrus allows for Survival recursion
seancplays1: @sholmes_gaming blood moon overrides the urborgs swamping
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh ouch, yeah Lurrus gets Survival back. Woof.
SirBiffaloEsq: Can you cast Ballista for more than x=1 with Lurris?
Paranundrox: I don;t beleve so
KharadBanar: LRRus
Paranundrox: !decks
niccus: that sounds broken
ComradeMik: yeah you need to deal with merrin, lurrus, and survival
SirBiffaloEsq: Easy Mardu Ultimatum here
Dog_of_Myth: Never heard of a card like that
asthanius: Yeah, something to wipe up the board would be great
ComradeMik: this is not a good spot for cameron right now
RAZRBCK08: I love Lurrus. probably my favorite card from the new set
hd_dabnado: killing meren seems important
Paranundrox: Meren is really big though
ComradeMik: magical christmas land would be the new mardu ultimatum
Paranundrox: Lurrus at least is an investment of 2 bodies
Paranundrox: not 4
lowman02: @RechargeableFrenchman I don't disagree, given the banlist generally for that format, I think the deck's would tend to beat canlander decks--that said--idk, Commander generally just feels like an odd format to play "broken"--like if you want to you can, but it feels like there's a very limited subset of right to choose from if you're playing it competitively
circusofkirkus: L O R E ResidentSleeper
asthanius: Lurrus is a Cat Nightmare
prufrock1977: I drafted Ruinous Ultimatum in an Arena draft. I even got to play it to wipe my opponent's board and win.
ComradeMik: lurrus is big cat
Paranundrox: *Seinfeld bass line*
AdamYMHMI: Lurrus speaks for the treest, right?
ComradeMik: and big cat is small horse
Dog_of_Myth: Just your normal cat.
Paranundrox: Lurrus Small Horse
seancplays1: Its a magic card that likes smaller magic cards
lowman02: @AdamYMHMI well played
ComradeMik: small horse is big dog
Genderi: LLRus is a variety streaming channel
ComradeMik: therefore lurrus is dog
lowman02: love me a Seuss ref
surpancreasjr: Wait is this wheeler stream as LRR?
SerGarretCameron: Lurrus is actually smol cat, using magic to be the threat it wants to be.
Paranundrox: @surpancreasjr yes
abaoa_qu: She's seeing someone
surpancreasjr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:22.
Paranundrox: It's so much mana
Paranundrox: Aristocrats is never hitting 7 mana
Genie_M: lurrus and none of the legends are in the book
Paranundrox: unless you've brutally flooded
RAZRBCK08: accessible mtg lore in 2020? no such thing
ComradeMik: oh, hell no. that's why it's magical christmas land
RechargeableFrenchman: @lowman02 I basically agree with you entirely, speaking as a mostly Commander player even. I don't especially dislike cEDH the way some more casual players do in that I'm not upset it exists or anything. But don't really have interest in playing that way myself. CanLander or just Modern or something would be way more appealing to me.
Jensling: Lore? I can tell you about Kamigawa lore, but for some reason I can't really say anything about Ikorias lore... kinda strange right?
circusofkirkus: how much could it cost? seven mana?
Dish_KP: lurrius was a small cat in a traveling circus, coveted by the ringmaster for his beautiful fur. However, the cat wanted more out of life than being spectated by greasy Ikoria humans. It wanted to be free......
asthanius: Yikers, my bikers
Hexy_Lexy234: but its an ultimatum! think of all the value! Kappa
Paranundrox: Big Ouphe
seancplays1: The cat's not from zendikar I can't help on the lore
Dish_KP: Hope that helps, Ben!
RechargeableFrenchman: @circusofkirkus what does a banana cost anyway, $10?
ComradeMik: yikes, that's rough
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:42.
5imian: take heart, young one,
ComradeMik: also, is jeremy dead?
5imian: double chat is making me feel sick
asthanius: A wise man once sang...
ComradeMik: did he get banished to the shadow realm?
Paranundrox: bold move, Ben
RechargeableFrenchman: Congrats Nelly, especially with fairly young kids that's quite an accomplishment in itself
robdaman69: lol
asthanius: Jer is imprisoned for the next ten thousand years
Dmc3628: i thought it'd be Neuromancer or something like that
sing_o_muse: nice ben
Dog_of_Myth: Foreshadowing
asthanius: It's the 95 theses
ComradeMik: oh pog dude, recruiter. lets go to war
gublash: XD
sing_o_muse: in chinese?
sing_o_muse: amazing
zuchen_120: Trrooolololol
sholmes_gaming: Reprint fetches
Techmage12: Lutri should stay in Commander Hell.
sing_o_muse: did Cao Cao play commander?
sholmes_gaming: Abolish the reserve list
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seancplays1: unban emrakul
asthanius: Like most things, it would be better if it were basic Kappa
ComradeMik: while we're yelling hot takes, get rid of the reserved list WotC you cowards!
Wicker_Knight: or Tapped
Paranundrox: wow yeah the sub notifier seems to be eating frames
Countjondi: Taking Pride in mom's win is a good thing for a daddie to do
Genderi: ouch that sub hurted
ComradeMik: @sholmes_gaming i see you are a person of culture too
RechargeableFrenchman: A friend of mine has a little 3 year old who's quite the handful. The anecdotes the rest of us get about him are mostly adorable but I'm always amazed either of them get any sleep themselves.
Techmage12: protection? shouldnt you have blocked?
ComradeMik: loud subs! get your loud subs here!
Paranundrox: @Techmage12 doesn't want to put Recruiter in the yard
Paranundrox: since Cam has plenty of ways to recurr it
Paranundrox: taking 1 is far safer
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Paranundrox: also Blood Artist would drain for one anyways
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Paranundrox: there won't be a Yes for him on your triggers though
lowman02: this is that crats lite mirror good good
rarermonsters: Nothing is as good as Charge of the Forever Beast
asthanius: Bolt the Bird is a really nice album
laskotheking: Who is Wheeler playing against?
riking27: Cam
Paranundrox: right now, Cam
lowman02: Cam lako
queenfounder: Cam
lowman02: *lasko
laskotheking: Thanks friends!
Techmage12: @rarermonsters isnt that Brokkolis Rumble?
angreesloth: oh hey nellie!!
Paranundrox: oh look, a big boi
asthanius: Butcher of the Horde is a new DJ on the scene
RechargeableFrenchman: As Graham thoroughly demonstrated in some of the old Friday Nights episodes, Metal in particular is very easy to do with Magic cards
seancplays1: !card butcher of the horde
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
RechargeableFrenchman: Black, Red, a fair bit of Green, some White and Blue ... lots and lots of Metal opportunities there
asthanius: Well, they butchered it
circusofkirkus: and the walls came tumbling down
Techmage12: tear down that wall Mr. Lauder
Paranundrox: crunch
rarermonsters: So, something I've always wondered about the Wall of Blossoms art. It's a 0/4. Who is the chump who it killed
RAZRBCK08: I'm glad highlander is being consistent with their stance on sideboards unlike a different 100 card singleton format
Paranundrox: @rarermonsters maybe there was a surprise Doran :P
circusofkirkus: surprise archenemy, where MODO is the archenemy
RechargeableFrenchman: @RAZRBCK08 having been playing Commander as my primary MtG format for years at this point, if there's one thing the RC are consistent about it's being inconsistent about applying rules
Yuting9: helloo
Paranundrox: clock established
lowman02: @rarermonsters it was me--I got lost in its beauty
hidingbox: I wasn't here for that discussion, but I imagine there was a statement regarding the companion mechanic in the format
gruulmagebeast: i went down down down in a burnin wheeler of fire
thraximore: nice
angreesloth: she protecc, she attacc, but mostly got THICC BACC
Naarius: lrrWOW
Paranundrox: where's Mum when you need her
Dmc3628: found the Colorless source of damage
asthanius: Now, Blasting Station, is that Black and/or Red?
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimThirsty wheelerMuldr stempleWoke
sholmes_gaming: Moooommmm pls help I'm scared
seancplays1: !card blasting station
LRRbot: Blasting Station [3] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Blasting Station deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you may untap Blasting Station.
ComradeMik: is blasting station big dog?
Paranundrox: shame about that Shalai :P
DigitalSeahorse: stempleMoon stempleRuta corusRawr
Paranundrox: Natural Order? wheelerKappa
sholmes_gaming: Ask Nelson, the judge, if it's allowed
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimRaid jcvimNerd jcvimLoot
zuchen_120: let's-go-cam-eron! <clap><clap><etc>
asthanius: They changed it to a 4/5 and gave it trample
Hulio826: I will equip a blasting factor on me
circusofkirkus: LUL
MadameAdversary: Dan Brown's Sister Act II?
Hulio826: imagine carrying a blasting factory on your shoulders
coachNelly: whats the question? sorry i'm watching with you but in the chat with the future
coachNelly: quantum nelly right here
Yuting9: my wincon is my opponent conceding
Paranundrox: oh no
asthanius: A miserable pile of secrets?
lowman02: think Cam had to kill the MoR in response to the angel trig
Paranundrox: my tiny baby brain can't handle it, Nelson :P
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG wheelerPog wheelerBless wheelerClown oh hey it's eggs!
Hulio826: Wheeler what's the key to a good droopy dog impression?
niccus: are those the shiny things you sometimes see on a piece of clothing
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh hello Chat Nelly.
sing_o_muse: Did Jer just peace out after his game?
lowman02: Jer dropped mic :P
queenfounder: Jer retired champion
Paranundrox: he may have had other things to take care of
RechargeableFrenchman: @coachNelly Demoted by circumstance from voice to text ?
FaithlessLooting: is it cam or wilko in the background? weirdly they sound similar
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP_EG wheelerKappap wheelerMuldp lrrSCOOP_EG
coachNelly: no im in both still
Paranundrox: @RechargeableFrenchman no he's watching the stream here, but in booth talking as well
Paranundrox: so he's chatting with us in the past in chat
Dmc3628: the artifact that enters if i believe
Paranundrox: while talking in our future
RechargeableFrenchman: Oooh Nelly's just a time traveler
RechargeableFrenchman: That makes more sense
lowman02: fire cov :P
Paranundrox: @FaithlessLooting Cam is playing against Ben
DigitalSeahorse: sergePrideLove sergePride sergePrideLove gasp! Serge has rainbow coffee!
ComradeMik: those wardens are real big
seancplays1: shalai stops like all cams triggers doesn't it?
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeKappaccino
ComradeMik: well, shalai can be targeted
asthanius: William Company
ComradeMik: so, protects most of the rest of the team
Paranundrox: Wilko is member of the Canlander community + content creator
sing_o_muse: WIL(l) CO(mply)
Dmc3628: but she instantly becomes a 4/5 upon entry
DigitalSeahorse: ladyhe11SQUAT pegaBooty benginButt slytqLewd HypeUnicorn5
Paranundrox: 5 is a lot of mana
lowman02: and your doofy persist critters
ComradeMik: thune is crats could be real stronk
lowman02: she's def a strong card
asthanius: And then Horizon Chimera
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP_EG wheelerKappap lrrSCOOP_EG
ComradeMik: you'd want to go a more aggro-y bent of crats, but it's in the right direction
darkspiredragon: nyx fleece overperforms so often
leebenningfield: Ivan Floch won the PT yeah
sniperserpent: i loved that format
sing_o_muse: Ivan Floch's no wincon azorius control?
Peithoson: cowboy bebop magic
sing_o_muse: that was a sick deck
secretbranch: ferry tierlist when?
Paranundrox: can't play CanLander if your on the ISS
Genderi: America island
asthanius: Is continent big island?
Paranundrox: it's banned
lowman02: does Florida basically count as an island
Hippongggg: Australia counts?
ComradeMik: what is the vancouver island ferry tier list?
the_last_hop: is horse big dog
Hippongggg: hell yeha
laskotheking: I live in Florida, it's *almost* an island. :P
seancplays1: does the moon count as an island?
yourworstnightmare1313: does seattle count?
sing_o_muse: We
thraximore: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
xantos69: cheer50 Bits!
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerH
RechargeableFrenchman: jamalam-ed the hell out of this ding dong
Alas_Babylon: THanks to everyone on the stream for being awesome bois
Mr_Horrible: yeah, thanks for the stream, fellas!
Paranundrox: thanks for the stream!
lowman02: thanks for the stream folks, thanks chat stay awesome
RechargeableFrenchman: Great stream, always good to see more of your great stuff and see you're all still managing alright in this strange troubling time
Genderi: $420 blaze it
Paranundrox: RIP vwoorp sound
Paranundrox: Old MTGO sounds were great
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrALEX_BN lrrSCOOP_EG
yay2727: What are your points
Paranundrox: donk! swoosh!
hidingbox: We didn't fix bugged oko, but we have new sounds!
Paranundrox: @yay2727 Survival, Mox, Mox, Pod
xantos69: you don't have to choose....
Naarius: por que no los dos?
yourworstnightmare1313: your welcome
Naarius: Button I got today was still the sideboarding one
riking27: what
thraximore: wheelerY wheelerH
dryxket: 9769999 views PogChamp
Kykiwi: oh wait it is tomorrow? hype
PatFromIT: All my LGS'
PatFromIT: are closed down :(
TwitchTVsFrank: wasnt paper release delayed
darkspiredragon: I think paper release is delayed till May
baskwalla: Yes, paper release is not till May
TwitchTVsFrank: ok that's what i thought
Phailhammer: cya :)
darkspiredragon: thx
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG lrrSCOOP_EG katesThank lrrSCOOP_EG
tricorder42: what happened to mine o clock this week? did it not happen? is the vod missing?
Juliamon: Didn't happen
Juliamon: James had a killer migraine
tricorder42: sorry to hear.
Juliamon: But also there's been some Twitch-side issues with vods, so it was fair to ask
ritchards: Woo! Timing!
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