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quasi79fu: am i on thyme?
TXC2: well the stream hasn't started, so yes?
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GapFiller: dunno abt enyone else but this is the exact point in the game were personal experience has gone all spotty
drfox17: Spicy.mp3
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GapFiller: like knw the general order of ting but the exact details for gone fuzzy from the passage of time
quasi79fu has Oregano ideas
TXC2: title change
GapFiller: shd probs try making green stew agin
GapFiller: its been a while
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SeiichiSin: Just heard that remix for the first time and honestly... I want to throw money at the people who made that song to download it.
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quasi79fu: so today do we get submarine? the big materia / Huge amteria is supposed to be underwater how is he going to get there?
kamelion84: katesHi lrrGRAHAM
TehAmelie: you look different. is it the lighting or did you do something with your beard?
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SnivianMoon: Hello Graham, and thank you again for this enjoyable and wonderful playthrough!
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Alsritt: @SeiichiSin Big Giant Circles has a ton of really good music, go give them a look
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DotaProp: is Adam still editing SwS? Kappa
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Zyme86: Ugggg bad news, I finish my week of nursing to find my gtx 2080 ti founders has overheated and cooked itself.... BOOOOO. In theory nvidia will let me send it back in..... yay?
jameswanders: I was going to say, we have photo evidence of you looking at the guidebook
quasi79fu: The train was cool
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Zaghrog: I admit I remember only very few parts of the coming section
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TXC2: *expected
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Aurelius101: I wonder how many episodes it's going to take before G runs out of comical ways to look at the strategy guide...
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quasi79fu: ive never played this game its fun to watch him go through it
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Nameless_Sword: Hey G, hey chat, lets final some fantasy
BrindleBoar: the ~R
JonnyGlitch: I'm.... not following too closely, as I tend to fall asleep pretty quick
TehAmelie: apparently today is Snopp Doggmas. he wants you to put milk and cookies out for him. i'm not making this up, he tweeted it
northos: time for a Matt plot summary :D
TXC2: Prevoisly on Play it forward.....
samwonk: @TheWarbo Thanks for that.
SeiichiSin: I usually watch on youtube and I'm still behind there, but I've actually played so just enjoying the playthrough either way.
quasi79fu: alien?
KingJimmeh: Previously On FFVII...
jarnatan: Does Jenova have witnesses?
JonnyGlitch: Graham's soothing baritone lulls me to sleep
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HorusFive: Last Time- ON FF7...
Nameless_Sword: sounds good so far
quasi79fu: lol jarna
Saphling: the "crisis from the sky"
jameswanders: The End.
FormerlyFormal: ooh ooh story time!
Nameless_Sword: Hojo did yup
TXC2: they being Hojo
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plummeting_sloth: settle in folks
HorusFive: Are we doing what Graham knows? Or what Cloud knows? Cause one is WAY shorter than the other
Zaghrog: The Ancients, also known as the Cetra, defeated Jenova after much sacrifice
dialMforMara: also Jenova disguised itself as a Cetra long enough to earn their trust and spread a virus among them
accountmadeforants: What like a virus, but for planets.
DotaProp: Jenova is First Impact
Alahmnat: that which never lived can never die?
TehAmelie: is Jenova an Ancient? i may have had too much gin to ask that question
GapFiller: Cloud get to knw yseln VERY well last time
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jameswanders: He did say whether it was Graham or Cloud who knew less, tbf
Saphling: Mmm, smell that lack of bioethics at Shinra
thrythlind: !cheer 1000 That moment when I discover you run this on my day off.
jarnatan: Did Jenova deceive the men of Numenor by disguising itself as an advisor?
tenthtechpriest: at the time they BELIEVED jenova was an ancient
quasi79fu: supersoldier program?
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GapFiller: honestly JENOVA got that whole Lovecraft vibe going on
Saphling: injects soldiers to make SOLDIERS, ya
dialMforMara: Jenova Cell is my new metal band
TehAmelie: did Jenova secretly forge a master ring to control all the others`?
HorusFive: [Hand waves] Experiments were done by Dr Hojo
peejeeful: as a bebe
Genie_M: sephi was a success-ish
Foxmar320: Wait Graham IS Cloud?!
Zaghrog: I believe Sephiroth was a special case
Nameless_Sword: a super soldier if you will
Saphling: Sephiroth was injected before his birth to Lucretia
twitch_xeo: Sephiroth is kind of a special case - they infused him while he was in his mother's womb, IIRC?
accountmadeforants: Jenova cells make things ALLCAPS
quasi79fu: if its Jenovas cells then cant jenova control or take over those who have its cells.. that is if its still alive?
OmnipotentTrevor: Interesting to note, Sephiroth and Jenova are at this point supposedly the same being now.
TXC2: he did not take it well
DotaProp: Sephiroth was Born of Jenova unile most SOLDIERS
AlphaHelixNZ: I suddenly really want Gibb to give a plot summary for FFVII.
GapFiller: Spehie iirc was not injected w/ Jenova
GapFiller: he was created whole cloth from Jenova
DotaProp: because Lucretia
Electrodyne: YAY CLOWD
plummeting_sloth: heh, yes, Jenova cells brought the virus of Capital Letters to Planet
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Wrexadecimal: in-vitro jenova cells?
Ivannorr: Literally just finished the Friday vod and now I am here!
thrythlind: cheer1000 We have a Cthulhu! Lets experiment with it and inject people with the Cthulhu bit.
amative1: And some of them went Cloud.
GapFiller: it feels yr cd say Sephie has two mums
Ritaspirithntr: Proceeded to be a REAL JERK!!!!
HorusFive: Some of them ended up with black cloaks and tattoos
ipoddodd: You can have a little Jenova, as a treat
TehAmelie: is Jenova Morgoth and Sephiroth Sauron?
JonnyGlitch: some of them went not fine
Zaghrog: SOLDIER are also treated with Mako
jarnatan: Jenova Cola
Mangledpixel: they still messed that poor boy's brain up
TheMoatman: Cloud did mediocre
sivakrytos: cloud was jenovafied liter i thought?
dialMforMara: In Vitro Jenova is the first album from Jenova Cell
Saphling: Sephiroth was born to Lucretia and Hojo, and Hojo hid behind the door when ethics were handed out
Nameless_Sword: had a mental break
TXC2: he was better until he wasn't
incslayer: cloud did well on the written exam not so well on the practical test :P
JonnyGlitch: That sounds like an over reaction
fry_dx: It's not entirely clear whether the original Sephiroth and the weird-Jenova-Sephiroth-fusion that the game refers to as Sephiroth are exactly the same
plummeting_sloth: Cloud yeet'd him by his own sword
TaubeTilda: its his jam
Saphling: Planet went "ew"
ArchRequiemD: Cheer100 Jenova, its one HELL of a drug.
TheWarbo: "I was born of the reactor. Molded by it."
OmnipotentTrevor: It kind of did kill Sephiroth
DotaProp: Im not sure if clod Got Jenova'd before or after he Yeeted Sephiroth
TheMoatman: A cyst
BrindleBoar: "Let's just put this with the rest of the Jenova"
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Sephiroth got burled
nemryn: @quasi79fu normally yes, but Sephiroth is ~special~ so he has control over all the Jenova cells, including the original Jenova specimen
Nameless_Sword: Sephiroth's will power (aided by Jenova) wouldn't let him die
Zaghrog: I think Cloud didn't have Jenova Cells until after defeating Seph
UponMyOath: This is where I’d leave my Jenova. If I had any!
quasi79fu: oh thanxs nem
jameswanders: So... Mako was around prior to Jenova crashing into the planet, correct?
GapFiller: iirc as its explained in the story Seph WAS killed when Cloud threw him in down the shaft ala Vader x Palpatine
DotaProp: and Jenova itself heading back to the First Impact site
tenthtechpriest: lifestream rejected sephiroth becuase jenova is not part of the planet. so it just kind of shoved him into the crater.
twitch_xeo: @jameswanders the lifestream always existed
DotaProp: ready for 2nd Impact
plummeting_sloth: like people following a Grateful Dead reuniion
TheMoatman: Is that actually happening now or is that just Advent Children?
jarnatan: the Northern Crater is what I call my popped forehead zit
W4it: didn't they think cloud was dead too?
Mangledpixel: whoever makes those cloaks must be in the money
GapFiller: killed then either brought back to life or created anew
Bahumot: Only Mostly Dead
PharaohBender27: He just *mostly* died
TXC2: he was only mostly dead
Saphling: "died" but he's still fighting
TaubeTilda: fifty shades of dying
incslayer: he died in the same way the Immortal emperor of man in warhammer 40k is dead
JohnLockeCole: Basically Sephiroth took Jenova's place as the crisis for the planet, and took over Jenova's ability to Call to the bits of Jenova
jameswanders: Only mostly dead, yes yes, we're with you
JonnyGlitch: mostly dead is a little alive!
TheMoatman: Sephiroth the Borscht Belt comedian would be good
thrythlind: I think I'm missing a VOD, oh well, will catch up later
Genie_M: sephi as a conciousness is alive
SignificantOtter: he had to go take a nap to feel better
GapFiller: incslayer GOOD Explanatiob
fry_dx: My understanding is that the human part of Sephiroth died but he's got enough Jenova in him to keep him "alive"
twitch_xeo: That was Jenova
aerohydra: futurama callouts in the ff7 recap, i love it
SajuukSjet: invokes Miracle Max
Mangledpixel: but there's a very important distinction between being mostly dead and being all the way dead
KinoGami: that was jenova
GapFiller: astral projection?
TXC2: incslayer being betrayed by his son? Kappa
DotaProp: it was Jenova
sivakrytos: jenova pupets
twitch_xeo: Jenova's body from Shinra HQ
Nameless_Sword: that was jenova
Saphling: Astral projection?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Wasn't the abulatory one Jenova? Using Sephiroth's image?
JonnyGlitch: "To Blathe!"
kamelion84: jenova
KSmallmoon: I think that was a twisted clone, like the bros from Advent Children?
KinoGami: it was pieces of jenova
peejeeful: it were the reunion guys
jarnatan: so they were all Jenovas witnesses
Nameless_Sword: the 'body' of jenova from shinra building
Zaghrog: Did Jenova release itself from the Shinra building then?
JAGxTERRA: hey adam is streaming too! who do i choose?!
W4it: we talking about the new one? or original story?
Darthagan: What exactly happened for him to kinda come back/possessed in Advent Child? @LoadingReadyRun
GapFiller: Jenova projection doing Seph cosplay it feels
Bahumot: Hopefully the remake clears this up (Fingers Crossed)
DotaProp: Jenova can shapeshift
TXC2: W4it og
fry_dx: Jenova was able to pass as a cetra despite looking nothing like Aerith, so it was probably that
Hexy_Lexy234: was it his twin brother Smepheroth? :P
OmnipotentTrevor: Jenova cells forming the image of Sephiroth. That's why you fight a form of Jenova whenever you actually encounter him
ArchRequiemD: I think it was the Jenova's that turn into those bosses
jameswanders: It killed a lot of people to have only been mind games
quasi79fu: so it wasnt sepiroth who killed aewris then?
northos: same lol
GapFiller: yr mum doing cosplay of you thats not weird right?
plummeting_sloth: It was an actor dressed as The Undertaker
HorusFive: And also WEAPON... cause magic something something
SnivianMoon: Does that mean Jenova killed Aeris?
nemryn: Cloud is the only one that Sephiroth can project to, right? Tifa et al don't have any Jenova cells
Saphling: yup
RomanGoro: And do we know why Sephiroth hated Aeris so much?
Alahmnat: that was my reaction to advent children too
Saphling: Jenova can shapeshift
drfox17: so who yeet'd that snake into a tree?
jarnatan: jesus this is hard to track. Very Japanese
Zaghrog: Jenova has great shapeshifting powers
twitch_xeo: Advent Children lore is that Jenova's Cells are in the Lifestream, which causes Geostigma, and Sephiroth is kinda also still in there? And then comes back and uh. Yeah.
JohnLockeCole: I believe that Sephiroth can take direct control of the sephiroth clone experiments (except cloud and red) and when he does the mutations go wild and they look like sephiroth
Saphling: she was a threat to his plan
TXC2: hate is a strong word
teaspooncody: bits in celebration of catching a LRR stream live for the first time in years because of we-all-know-why Cheer300
Nameless_Sword: oh if we have cloud back now, are we going to take a side trip to the basement of the nibelhiem mansion anytime?
Genie_M: sephi doesn not do "hate"
TheMoatman: She was in the way
DotaProp: Jenove knew Aeris had the only way to stop Meteor
NotJustAFleshWound: Aeris was a threat to Jenova
GapFiller: also weird spoiler not spoiler Aeris yr can argue is technically not dead
TehAmelie: in the remake i want one fight where Sephiroth tries to kill you by throwing materia at you and you can catch them to get more materia
Evochron13: oh so sephiroth is the first xeanort johnlockecole lrrBEEJ
peejeeful: because the jenova cells in the people let him take over people thats what i think and he carries around jenova body parts
GapFiller: she died BUT...
Boiler_bot: She was going to interfere
Syntheticuh: i am unaware of any prior knowledge of sephiroth/aerith before the city of the ancients
jarnatan: do we know what Jenova, like, wants. If all goes to plan
dudecon: Aeris is the last Ancient, and Jenova hates the ancients because they imprisoned it for thousands of years.
RomanGoro: Strictly business
nemryn: probably the Jenova part of Sephiroth hates Aeris because she's an Ancient
OessiMC: Also the Ancients are originally enemys of Jenova
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun hey G, with people dieing and returning to the mako, do you think that that's why people turn into Green mist in the remake when they die?
WearingCats_CwC: I think the eviltons in Advent Children were Sephiroth clones and one of them fused with Jenova's head at the end of the movie and transformed into Sephiroth. It's weird
Zaghrog: Aeis is dead. That doesn't mean Aeris has no impact on things anymore though
Emergent_OS: So, when Sephiroph was talking about healing the planet, it was Jenova talking about itself?
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red_shoes_jeff: Sephiroth saw Aeris trying to thwart him, and said, "Well, we can't have that!"
DotaProp: except like ALL of the promo art
Karoyence: you see him in the shinra building
jameswanders: Does Aeris have some Ancient power that can stop meteor?
GapFiller: yeh thats a REAL new thing from the Remake
Twinklebees: We need that Iconic design in there somewhere.
OmnipotentTrevor: How far are you in the remake now Graham?
Genie_M: you have to show the most iconic face
dialMforMara: I do appreciate that Sephiroth has the black materia, and Aeris had a white materia
Mangledpixel: yeh the remake introduces a bunch of things much earlier
Saphling: I loved that detail in the game
TheMoatman: And they had like half a second of him running into Palmer
JohnLockeCole: Sometimes Sephiroth just needs to Nort a boy
GapFiller: jameswanders yes ish
northos: oh that's neat, kind of like pyreflies in FFX
SeiichiSin: Oh that is cool.
PharaohBender27: Which chapter?
jameswanders: Even robots?
incslayer: the turn into livestreamers when they die?
Saphling: I'm faffing about in Chapter 14
DotaProp: back half
TehAmelie: imagine a FF7 where they kept him in shadow until the very last reel like Kurtz in Apocalypse Now
W4it: what chapter did you get to in remake?
Zaghrog: As an Ancient, Aeris is uniquely capable of using the White Materia, that could potentially stop Meteor
GapFiller: northos phunny story abt that...
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HorusFive: ShowLove100 I come here for the story time- no apologies
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: I feel like my work is aware of this stream because they ALWAYS SCHEDULE MEETINGS DURING IT!
Bahumot: Also faffing about in Chapter 14. (I swear Wall Market was 3 hours alone)
Foxmar320: 20 hours? Not bad
Saphling: That Workout of Lies
TehAmelie: it's Snoop Doggmas, according to Snoop Dogg
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jarnatan: "oh it _is_ 420 isnt it. Well I'm off"
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 he just skimmed right over it
Feltic: Hooray! More FF7 and Graham
drfox17: but 430 is so much funnier
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GapFiller: show of hands anyone round here NOT familiar w/ the whole FFVII FFX thing?
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LordShadner: would explain why so many people know about the Lifestream if anytime someone dies they just mist away
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quasi79fu: so dum qwestion that orb ting that aeris dropped in her death how do you get that thing?
JonnyGlitch: it was 4/20 yesterday here
SeiichiSin: Oooh, it is 420. Best day then to catch a live LRR stream.
STALKERsoldiers: Hooray FFVII Time!
Martinkaca: Martin Kay-Suh (btw)
Zaghrog: GapFiller hadn't heard about that unbtil these streams
GapFiller: quasi79fu yr dont
TheWarbo: oh no
Malacorath: many frame problems so vod times
SnivianMoon: Wall Market in the remake is SO CONFUSING layout wise. I know it's intentional, but woof.
Emergent_OS: Reunion, convergence, "Make us whole"... Sorry, wrong franchise with planet as an antagonist.
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TehAmelie: aww i like the idea of people having LRR as a family activity
DotaProp: there is Submarine endless hours of Gold Saucer snowboarding ....
plummeting_sloth: Honestly, anyone who a) remembers it's a specific day today and b) has the will and resources to approaching anything close to blaze it should be asked for crisis management advise
amative1: Oh come on, that joke was EXCELlent
nemryn: @quasi79fu you don't, it's a Plot Orb
PharaohBender27: Man, I haven't thought about Word Perfect in *years*
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quasi79fu: awww that sucks
kristian_fischer: @LoadingReadyRun Hi Graham. Thanks for the Post Pre-Release thing, it waas great fun.
TXC2: amative1 we're supposed to set a good example! Kappa
fry_dx: Hi family!
STALKERsoldiers: harro
JonnyGlitch: Hello Kathleen and Penelope!
peejeeful: wel tell that to adam
plummeting_sloth: hello Baxter
GapFiller: how abt yr parents G? do THEY watch yr at work?
quasi79fu: wait Kathleen is family friendly?
drfox17: hey there khavren
TehAmelie: it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
WearingCats_CwC: Trying Times tm
GapFiller: quasi79fu yes ish
kristian_fischer: Is there a Cthulhu now?
dialMforMara: Jenova. Not even once.
TXC2: quasi79fu she's friendly to HER family Kappa
quasi79fu: lol
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TehAmelie: is Jenova the T-virus?
thrythlind: So, I get watch you live for once at the same time I'm getting close to finishing Chapter 1 of the new Sentinels CRPG
swedish_roman: yo! how's it going?
amative1: Right TXC2... one sec
SeiichiSin: I come here for your beautiful voice G.
andysoo89: tangFine
aWabbajack: kaypowRAID katesHi zekeFIST
sivakrytos: jenova is not dissimilar from the t-virus, yes
Talin06: dont want to expose Kathleen to swears Kappa
Genie_M: dottir
Martinkaca: I am just getting into chap 3 in the remake
themcclintalk: My wife and I are finally watching the FFVII Machinabridged and it’s a delight to hear you as Pres. Shinra.
amative1: cheer500 Oh come on, that joke was excel-lent
drfox17: This works well for my headcannon that in the future of CommodoreHustle, Penelope is raised by laughatron to fight LRR
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iondream: noooo I'm so far behind
Genie_M: ooooh, a cloud
amative1: Was that better?
Nameless_Sword: @LoadingReadyRun G quick question, any plans to take a side trip back to the nibelhiem mansion basement?
Nydestroyer: Yea its a very accessible line of jokes
GapFiller: people joek abt Kathleen but the thing us (esp when yr get into it) shes actually pretty good abt being family friendly onstrem
quasi79fu: something about a underwater reactor is all i remember of how stream ended on friday
SAT_Holmes: yay!
Genie_M: music's back!
DotaProp: L4 Limit times?
JAGxTERRA: dat music do
jarnatan: Shit, D'artagnan is a way better name than mine
Bahumot: Cloud is back and his head is all fine now!!!
twitch_xeo: Fun fact: FF7's world is a torus!
thrythlind: hmmm, airship....definitely missed a VOD somewhere
GapFiller: oyeh The Nibelheim Flashback
Saphling: Either now or Disc 3. I don't know which.
PharaohBender27 sees what @Nydestroyer did there
SeiichiSin: Honestly do find a lot of the LRR cast voices to be very relaxing to listen to.
SignificantOtter: The world is round!
drfox17: inserting Yuffie vomit noises
iondream: so anyone know the difference between this and whats on youtube?
GapFiller: also get Final Heaven for Tifa while were there
plummeting_sloth: Breaking, World Not Flat
TehAmelie: i wonder if flat earth enthusiasts have a flat earth explanation of the FF7 planet
Genie_M: poor yuffie -.-
DevInsanity: Ah yes. Toroidal world maps.
Ritaspirithntr: @loadingreadyrun Actually, i had not played FF7 original until almost a year ago, but watched Advent Children a WHOLE lot before that. And i must say, the movie made a lot more sense to me once i played the original game and had experienced the whole story.
quasi79fu: oh and Graham was talking about chocobo breeding at some point for knights of round table ting?
BrindleBoar: de-buggy'd
GapFiller: continuing the proud tradition of making Yuffie violently ill eh
sivakrytos: the buggie is gone
Bahumot: Within 5 seconds of Cloud taking the wheel, he crashes the ship and kills everyone.
Nameless_Sword: buggy gone
Boiler_bot: Buggy RIP
plummeting_sloth: hocked the buggy for parts, man
GapFiller: the buggy is lost forever
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amative1: You can't access the other vehicles now. The game can only handle two vehicles total
quasi79fu: oh we back to this mansion?
peejeeful: costa dell sol i think
RagingTrees: i havent caught up on the last hour of the last episode but i cant pass up the chance to finally watch you live
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie They probably just think the developers are in on the conspiracy
TXC2: oh it's Fabio
kamelion84: katesWat
Saphling: It's either now or Disc 3, for Final Heaven and this flashback. I can't remember which
TheWarbo: I mean, FF7's world *is* flat, but...now is not the time for Intro Differential Geometry.
Gekyouryuu: I overslept. how much have I missed?
GapFiller: quasi79fu oyes and yrll see why soon
AlphaHelixNZ: New theory! FFVII is set on a planet in the Evangelion universe, and Jenova is Adam. Kappa
DotaProp: None were in party
Zaghrog: quasi79fu Graham has talked about it in the sense that he is not going to do that
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
Nameless_Sword: hmmm
TamesLovesGames: I think the 'B' team has it
KingJimmeh: Gun Team hoarding materia
snowcookies: you gave it to your B team Graham
GapFiller: Gekyouryuu nothin dont worry
drfox17: @Gekyouryuu nothing!
Nameless_Sword: better fix that
JAGxTERRA: there's something sexual about that guy just chillin on that thing
red_shoes_jeff: YUUFIE!
TehAmelie: no but they should have an alternative world map that makes sense while flat
plummeting_sloth: uh oh. YUUFIE!
amative1: Gekyouryuu: graham hit start on the game.
Saeif: Yuffie strikes again
PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu We just started the gameplay proper
quasi79fu: did yuffie steal the materia again?
SAT_Holmes: then how did you progres?
Nameless_Sword: should be able to do it once you get cloud back
Bahumot: Oh yeah this bit!
drfox17: did we get yuffied
drfox17: again
Crad0k: it's probably in the 'secrets' chapter in the back
nemryn: there's probably some kind of exotic topology manifold that makes sense for jrpg maps
BlueMechanic: secret cutscene? throught the mountain?
Zaghrog: Time to try an efficient Materia swap!
nemryn: other than a torus
HorusFive: Probly don't worry about it
Saphling: secret secret secret secret cutscene
Bahumot: This scene in Crisis Core is darn cool.
snowcookies: Yuffie isn't always to blame
mtg_fanerdic: Hey Graham, don't know if anyone's mentioned, but...if you equip the cursed ring, and have added effect materia plus Odin, the death sentence effect is negated
DotaProp: OOOH time to give Tifa Curse ring and hit HARD
GapFiller: speaking of Vincent we bothing w/ Lucrecias Cave G?
drfox17: "It wasn't me this time! I swear! Cid took the Materia!"
GapFiller: oyeh this is feels time
Nameless_Sword: backstory time!
Zaghrog: I don't think I've seen this, ever
Saphling: I did like that aside in the remake
SnivianMoon: Oh, while we're here, we should get Tifa's ultimate Limit Break.
GapFiller: pack a hankie folks
Wrexadecimal: oh dang, forgot this bit
plummeting_sloth: oh right, there was that whole wombocombo we talked about last time
nemryn: hi Zack hi Cloud
RagingTrees: wait didnt cloud get his level 3 limit before he left the party?
jarnatan: is this Simon the Sorcerer?
SAT_Holmes: air?
Nameless_Sword: so this is pretty much just after the whole town burnt down
snowcookies: invisi-food?
jonasjonIV: he said with empty hands
damn_i_am_pretty: Barret: you guys sure you don’t want all this material back?
quasi79fu: oh he was carrying something.. for a moment i thought he was frankenstein walking
incslayer: the dude opened the door
GapFiller: dunno abt you but personally this bit gets yr WAY more than the bit w/ Aeris
TheWanderingNomad: Ah we're at Flashback times
Nameless_Sword: or well some point after the town burnt down
Ritaspirithntr: I don’t think i ever got to this cutscene!
Duwani1: Zack you absolute baddass
Bahumot: He absolutely punches out of the vat in Crisis Core :)
Saeif: I think the guy opened the door
TXC2: he's Zack, that's how Kappa
Nameless_Sword: well Zack WAS in soldier
ArchRequiemD: I think I only saw this watching the reminiscence of FF7 that came with Advent Children
Saphling: "Glad they kept my sword"
Nameless_Sword: First class
TehAmelie: is that the first time we see Zack and Cloud together?
dslucia: this event is actually pretty shortly before the opening of the game
red_shoes_jeff: I think it was open, so they could be fed.
TXC2: TehAmelie yes
nemryn: I think this is supposed to be like a few months before the start of the game?
TheWanderingNomad: Speaking of which G - I know you didn't really do many of the peripheral stuff, but did you see Last Order?
twitch_xeo: @TehAmelie not quite, we saw it in Cloud's lifestream flashback how they traveled and arrived at Nibelheim
TXC2: so Zack is still alive? I thought he died?
Nigouki: so that's the rebuilt city?
NightValien28: TXC2 give time
dialMforMara: @TXC2 this is a flashback
jarnatan: this is a retrace
jarnatan: I mean, flashback
aWabbajack: yay Farm Boy
incslayer: i like how they crossed the ocean so easily
aWabbajack: love this time
Nameless_Sword: thanks for taking care of us Zack
aWabbajack: tune
JohnLockeCole: TXC2 Zack dies in a shinra lab
TXC2: NightValien28 dialMforMara fair point
TehAmelie: why do you give people rides if you won't even have a conversation with them?
GapFiller: just the make it clear (as if that scene didnt ram the point home enough) Zack x Cloud were basically tortured for five years
plummeting_sloth: it's an amphibiosu truck
Genie_M: also you can't kinda miss the whole huge pizza...
Bahumot: I really really really hope you get to play Crisis Core somehow. I love it as much as FF7 itself.
GapFiller: might explain why Clouds a little missed here
PharaohBender27: @incslayer Say what you will about Midgar, but it has one hell of a ferry service
cyplix8: Why is Monument Valley Utah in the background?
Saphling: Cloud isn't at the point of being able to plan ahead yet
WearingCats_CwC: Why did Zack even have a spare SOLDIER uniform?
drfox17: oh poor aerith
TheWanderingNomad: Could always squat in the Church
Mangledpixel: they're driving over the ocean right now
Saphling: Zack is totally talking about Aerith's house
Ritaspirithntr: Was this actually in the original game or was it added in at some point?
fry_dx: This flashback always looked more like FFVIII than FFVII to me
dialMforMara: @WearingCats_CwC why would you have only one outfit
TXC2: good to know Arizona is in midgar
GapFiller: OH this nxt bit is BRUTAL btw
PharaohBender27: @WearingCats_CwC Rule 1 of being in SOLDIER: Always have a spare uniform on hand!
incslayer: baking they should start a bakery
Bahumot: In Crisis Core, he finds a spare Soldier outfit in the Mansion. Says he has to get Cloud out of the Mako-Soaked Clothes.
fry_dx: Background and vehicle-wise
HorusFive: What are we good at? Hitting things???
TheWanderingNomad: Three words: SOLDIERS For Hire
jonasjonIV: hair styling
RagingTrees: zack is so wholesome i love him
t3h_f1gm3nt: @WearingCats_CwC you think he wears the same one every day? what if it needed washing?
plummeting_sloth: yes, lets start a business. Clearly what we have is assets
snowcookies: lol
Nameless_Sword: fighting
NightValien28: zack please
red_shoes_jeff: @WearingCats_CwC ... I think he MIGHT'VE taken it off a dead guy.
TehAmelie: by the way have you seen the theory about Aeris paying the bills by selling weed aside from the flowers?
p3nguinkin: clearly he is good at punching people
drfox17: zack.... are you more dense than cloud
ConspicuousCompiler: This was not what I had expected.
TheWarbo: this dude is really regretting giving them a ride, huh
p3nguinkin: and hitting things with big swords
jarnatan: These voices are everything
adi_pie: The Strife Delivery Service start here, eh?
SignificantOtter: just hit the pavement with a new resume
DotaProp: Zack LOOOVES Squats
NightValien28: did you get 69 squats?
jarnatan: Squats are good for your poops
Wrexadecimal: THe battle theme during the squat minigame remake is top tier
TheWanderingNomad: That's not what smart people doooooo Zack
accountmadeforants: "I got more brains than most... I should put myself in danger!"
KingJimmeh: Need to do the squats, but took me hours to do Tifa's pullups.
fry_dx: Zack: "I'm gonna become... a Twitch streamer!"
GapFiller: Cloud: uhhhh
Saphling: poor Cloud
plummeting_sloth: that settles it, I'm gonna become an accountaint!... erI mean mercanary
Talin06: so much for the brains part
GapFiller: fry_dx lol
TehAmelie: did you know Slavic people tend to have shallower hip sockets, for superior squats?
Saphling: good on Zack for continuing to talk with im
TXC2: Zack is gonna become Magnum PI Kappa
TehAmelie: true story
HorusFive: [Cloud] "I'm still stabbed a-hole"
snowcookies: aww
Nameless_Sword: zack such a good guy
SAT_Holmes: why is cloud mute?
PharaohBender27: @fry_dx lrrWOW
GapFiller: GOD this bit man
sivakrytos: cloud seems not ok
dialMforMara: @SAT_Holmes trauma probably
Saphling: good on Zack
JohnLockeCole: one of us can even be sold as the man who killed Sephiroth
Alahmnat: "blue"
Bahumot: Zack is a hero.
DotaProp: thats his old one, it faded in the wash
adi_pie: I appreciate Zack trying to provide for his boyfriend, and his girlfriend.
Ritaspirithntr: This is hitting the feels!!!
nemryn: @SAT_Holmes Cloud is kinda messed up at this point
jarnatan: TIL I don't know how blue looks
jameswanders: What happened to cloud?
TheWanderingNomad: @SAT_Holmes - He's jsut gotten out after being tortured and experimented on for five years
Nigouki: welp
Saphling: eff you, shinra guy
plummeting_sloth: Cloud, please be something other than a potato
drfox17: cutscene bullets!
red_shoes_jeff: Double tap!
kamelion84: lrrWOW
tenthtechpriest: gotta make SURE he's head
fry_dx: That's a touch graphic
PharaohBender27: Like @Alahmnat said, "blue"
samwonk: This is a buddy cop movie, Zack and the useless washout he literally drags everywhere.
GapFiller: katesCry katesCry katesCry
NightValien28: always double tap
Alahmnat: I... I think you got him, dude
twitch_xeo: Fun fact: This is that rock in Advent Children where Cloud stuck the Buster Sword into the ground! @LoadingReadyRun
SnivianMoon: Playing through this scene in Crisis Core made me bawl my eyes out. They make it pretty emotional.
Wrexadecimal: Not even worth the bullets enigmaLUL
Saphling: ah, that won't ever come back and bite shinra in the butt
TehAmelie: sounds like good operational security
PharaohBender27: Wow, that commander isn't very thorough
GapFiller: SnivianMoon oh yes
TheWanderingNomad: ^What SnivianMoon said
adi_pie: Definitely didn't cry when this scene happened in Crisis Core.
SAT_Holmes: Oh.
Khador1: why is Cloud dead again?
TheUnfoundPath: Yeah, this was a real moment in Core... the feels.
GapFiller: note how it starts raining right abt now
TheWanderingNomad: "You are my living legacy."
DRMagnify: *yoink*
p3nguinkin: part of me wants to know how many dead shinra goons there are from offscreen
tenthtechpriest: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KinoGami: yea that is
GapFiller: Cloud: NOOOOO!!!!!
dialMforMara: *silent big no*
TXC2: "noooooooooooo"
plummeting_sloth: put all the bullets in Zack, just didn't have left over
Nameless_Sword: yeah that it is
quasi79fu: ok im confused i thought zack was killed by sepiroth
Alsritt: man, Crisis Core makes this scene even more tragic
snowcookies: this is a flashback
DotaProp: thats Sector 6
Tregelen: sector 6
Saphling: They're still finishing a plate
amative1: DO NOT WANT
NuCk3: thats sector 5
KingJimmeh: Sector 6 plate
drfox17: there was a plate crash
Wicker_Knight: @p3nguinkin in Crisis Core this is an infinite wave
t3h_f1gm3nt: the sector 6 plate that got fucked up
NuCk3: or 6
Wicker_Knight: you can chew through A LOT
TheWanderingNomad: @quasi79fu - He survived the fight in Nibelheim and then got tortured with Cloud for five years
DotaProp: Piano time?
quasi79fu: thanks wandering
Hexy_Lexy234: i guess Zack was MID way to MIDgar :P
Nameless_Sword: collapsed in front of the train yard guy, then met tifa
Saphling: ow, scratching with fingernails on glass
DarkMorford: bday100 Birthday bits! I'm turning 36 today, happy to spend it with my LRR friends. #420NoWeedJokesPlz lrrHEART
JohnLockeCole: PharaohBender27 to be fair, his mission was to find and kill the rogue SOLDIER, no one cared about some random grunt
HorusFive: A little agency for cloud. That's nice
rycore1: Cloud is one of the most successful Elvis Impersonators of all time
fry_dx: Seatruck
Scrubbodiestobears: i think in the truck he had motion sickness?
GapFiller: so if anyones still wondering why Cloud had a mental breakdown well there yr go
GapFiller: tortured for five years then saw THAT
Alsritt: In that CC Zack bascially leaves the buster sword with an almost-comatose cloud, and then manages to go to TOWN in a suicide last-stand on a group of Shinra soldiers.
HorusFive: That ferry takes cars, right?
TehAmelie: the C and Z make for a pretty funny coincidence in American English
TXC2: I mean, we walked to here from midgar
SeiichiSin: Video game logic.
Saphling: yup
plummeting_sloth: he had emotion sickness
BrindleBoar: I think two years?
KSmallmoon: Pretty much.
Boiler_bot: Presumably yes
jonnykefka: Most of it
NuCk3: are we getting Vincent
Nameless_Sword: yup
SnivianMoon: Oh! Don't forget to stop by Tifa's house, now that Tifa and Cloud are together again!
Zaghrog: Probably
TheWanderingNomad: Well what was left of it
Wicker_Knight: I tihnk 4 years?
Saphling: Hojo picked them up from the reactor after Sephiroth's death
KinoGami: they were here the entire time
Bobb1t: What gets me is that Zack was this big name SOLDIER guy and yet he ran around with a basic Buster Sword
awkwardreaper: 5 years as a test tube guy gota suck for anyone lol
TheWanderingNomad: @NuCk3 - We picked him up like...seven parts ago?
Alsritt: Again, Crisis Core goes a little more in depth with this. There's more to it than just five years, iirc
twitch_xeo: should be 2? 5 years between leaving Nibleheim and coming back for Cloud, and another 2 in there?
Ritaspirithntr: YEAH!!
GapFiller: Bobb1t hard mode
GapFiller: Zack was clearly the Boshy
Hexy_Lexy234: ahh, the NECESSARY overly long windy staircase :P
taeasakura: I feel like I have missed a episode or two of this... to the VODs!
quasi79fu: so where is your materia?
fry_dx: The Buster Sword's probably a decent weapon if the wielder is... skilled :P
plummeting_sloth: man, this guys just wants to get his silk ribbon exercise in and you won't let him
jonnykefka: does nobody have materia
Orlantia: was Zack taking them to midguard to meet with aeris?
TheUnfoundPath: 5 years in this version, but only 3 in japan :P
DevInsanity: So, despite having completed this game numerous times, I'd never seen that sequence. I pretty much knew the series of events that took place though
GapFiller: Orlantia yep
jonnykefka: Materia!
SajuukSjet: the 5-10min long animate short Last Order is fun
Rhynerd: @bobb1t I’m guessing that’s either a case of assigned loadouts being enforced or Zack showing off.
GapFiller: Final Heaven!
drfox17: it's piano time!
Zaghrog: "I forgot" might help
rycore1: is Clouds thing for Aeris part of Zack's memories?
Nameless_Sword: now who remembers the tune?
TheWanderingNomad: Is it her theme song or the Prelude?
tenthtechpriest: did they have refrence photos of her house or something?
Crad0k: i mean, knowing the mom, she'd probably have taken them in
GapFiller: Rhynerd yeh Zack is the Boshy
TehAmelie: does anyone know if there's some non-intrusive, non-annoying LP of Crisis Core for everyone who's curious what's in the game but can't be lrrEFF to play it?
BrindleBoar: Cloud, master of smooth jazz
Wicker_Knight: In Crisis core we find out a) the Buster Sword is Zack's Mentor's old blade and b) it hasn't been aintained
sivakrytos: do re mi ti la do re mi so fa do re do
t3h_f1gm3nt: its the main theme @TheWanderingNomad
TXC2: rycore1 possibly
drfox17: that reminds me, there's this pianist on youtube who plays this, WHILE COSPLAYING TIFA
GapFiller: which now has me imagining Zack as played by Adam
drfox17: she's real good
Wicker_Knight: *maintained
JonnyGlitch: up up, down down, left right, left right, b, a, b, a, start
Saphling: X, Sq, Tri, {Tri+L1] {Sq+L1], X, Sq, Tri {L1+X} O X, Sq, X
Saphling: IIRC
PharaohBender27: @GapFiller I can see that
sivakrytos: oh right sorrry
kamelion84: katesLol
NightValien28: you haven't those memorized???
BrindleBoar: Ah yes, the Konami Cloud.
TheWanderingNomad: @JonnyGlitch - It's Select Start
adi_pie: This is still a really cute touch.
Rhynerd: @gapfiller I can’t believe they mag-dumped the boshy.
TehAmelie: at least there's no penalty for playing bad
plummeting_sloth: REMIX
TheWanderingNomad: Oh god, when Tifa's theme comes up in the Remake for the first time
Gekyouryuu: @TheWanderingNomad only for multiplayer
TheWanderingNomad: Really?
Diabore: 1 whole gil
amative1: nice
Gekyouryuu: for single player, you don't need select
GapFiller: isnt it in the guide?
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accountmadeforants: That's great.
jarnatan: at last we can give up this life of crime and retire
red_shoes_jeff: "At last, we can give up this life of crime."
TheWanderingNomad: @Gekyouryuu - I am today years old and just found that out. The More You Know
TXC2: the guide has turned out to be not much of one
Alsritt: So, according to the wiki, Cloud n Zack were out of Hojo's control for like 8 months,trying to get back to midgard.
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accountmadeforants: The fact that Tifa's with you in the party as you steal her savings makes it even better.
jameswanders: how are you supposed to find it in game?
azureHaights: I can't not hear this melody as "Eff eff vee aye aye"
red_shoes_jeff: @jarnatan benginFingers
awkwardreaper: X, Sq, T, L1 + T, L1 + Sq, X, Sq, L1 + X, O, X, Sq, X
TheWarbo: @TehAmelie Matt is going to be doing it soon, but I think he said the necessary cable won't get there for a few weeks yet.
Crad0k: the guide has a secrets chapter, but if the text is the same as the pc version, it'll just tell you the tones, not the buttons
Saphling: I only know it by muscle memory, at this point
jarnatan: @red_shoes_jeff let's be bad guys I guess
red_shoes_jeff: Shiny
tenthtechpriest: weapon seller I need your strongest weapon
plummeting_sloth: playing Chopsticks, of course, gets you a non-standard game over as Meteor crushes the planet for your crimes
Saphling: you skipped a note
Alsritt: So under Hojo for 4 years, and then on the run for most of the fifth, and then a few months between Tifa finding Cloud and the first scene of the game
GapFiller: Alsritt presumably this is covered in Crisis Core x Last Order yeh? (said having never played either)
Orlantia: wow they got stupidly close to midguard.
fry_dx: X, Sq, T, L1 + T, L1 + Sq, X, Sq, T, L1 + X, O, X, Sq, X
peejeeful: X, Square, Triangle, R1 + Triangle, R1 + Square, X, Square, Triangle, R1 + X, O, X, Square, X.
TehAmelie: there you go Graham, just let Saphling use the controller
Alsritt: @GapFiller yup!
TehAmelie: wait
Saphling: there you go
SnivianMoon: Now play, "Those Endearing Young Charms" :P
Dezufnocosem: that's it, that's the tune to funky town
awkwardreaper: this always bugged me when i last played it lol
jarnatan: this is definitely the posture a professional piano player takes
plummeting_sloth: nice little hop there at the end
Saphling: wooooot
Hexy_Lexy234: @BaconScentedCats thank you so much for the gift sub!!!!!!!
TehAmelie: inside the sheet of paper? um
Alsritt: are you kidding me, Cloud had a fuckin LETTER to Tifa she never found that explained EVERYTHING?
TheWanderingNomad: No this is a letter from her Master
GapFiller: Alsritt thats not Cloud
jameswanders: I wonder what % of people found this without any help, even on later playthroughs
Gekyouryuu: ZANGAN!
TacitusVigil: Hello Graham, gamers.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ZANGAN IS THE BEST
TXC2: hello TacitusVigil welcome
TheWanderingNomad: ALways wished Zangan showed up in other FFs
fry_dx: For whoever asked how you're supposed to know the code: If you come here in the Kalm flashback at the beginning of the game it gives you instructions
TheWarbo: used the Cure spell during non-gameplay? is that even allowed?
plummeting_sloth: ah, see he needed to learn Cure 2 for plot related injuries
GapFiller: has Zangan actually ever shown up in The Compilation anywhere?
GapFiller: hes not here in the original obvs
Saphling: good guy Zangan
dialMforMara: <3 zangan
GapFiller: but what abt elsewhere?
TheWanderingNomad: @GapFiller - He was animated in the Last Order short I remember
PharaohBender27: JUMP
Wrexadecimal: Zangan ;_;
dialMforMara: what is Final Heaven?
Nameless_Sword: zangan such a good master
GapFiller: dialMforMara Tifas last Limit
hunkajunk: Ah, the Nuclear Fist.
RayFK: Here my student, allow me to teach you the art of NUKING WITH YOUR FISTS
NuCk3: BibleThump
Zaghrog: Final Heaven is Tifa's Level 4 Limit Break
dialMforMara: cool
tenthtechpriest: zangan's school of fisting
GapFiller: evening Jordan
Saphling: He's in the Nibelheim Inn in the Kalm Flashback
Nameless_Sword: so now um... materia?
Vanbael: Zangan is a good guy, and a good teacher...
Crad0k: no
RayFK: hey Gap
Mordin_Solus_Sings: He was in the flashbacks, but I think that's it.
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think you can see Zangan in the flashback during Kalm @LoadingReadyRun
TheWanderingNomad: Which is Comet Driver?
sivakrytos: zangan is in nibelheim in the flashback
Zaghrog: Try it
Robot_Bones: nope
TehAmelie: it can't be that many uses of dolphin blow left
fry_dx: Close!
Wicker_Knight: Zangan is not playable in any game AFAIK
hunkajunk: If you blow enough dolphins, you can punch people with a nuclear fist.
red_shoes_jeff: BZZ-ZZT
Wrexadecimal: Does Tifa not have all her limits?
sivakrytos: you need all the other limits unlocked
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northos: I like that each character has a different line for "don't use that on me"
GapFiller: well we already knw Tifa was Godhand Girl but this just confirms it
accountmadeforants: "To my favourite student... Cid."
Wrexadecimal: You need all limits learned
rycore1: Zangan is a starting member of the General Leo allstars
awkwardreaper: cids was a pain getting from that submarine lol
Zaghrog: All of the characters have their own dialogue for trying to use one of those Limit items on them incorrectly
TehAmelie: don't blow dolphins, though, they ejaculate like shotguns
Wicker_Knight: he's also in the Crisis Core scenes in Nibelheim
Saphling: think you might get Omnislash?
twitch_xeo: @LoadingReadyRun set Cloud's limit level to 3?
RagingTrees: you might want to set cloud to level 3 limit
plummeting_sloth: well, time to grind down some mooks
Zaghrog: oh yeah, set CLoud's Limit level
TXC2: TehAmelie Jesus Christ
YourDMJay: my friend recently did all the grinding to get all the limit breaks and it took them eight hours
Saphling: yup
Zaghrog: press Arm or Wpb
Boiler_bot: Select their names
plummeting_sloth: Alright, bench squad. Cough up teh materia
masterfrog316: click name to ull wap
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I never knew that was possible.
masterfrog316: full swap
MousseFilledCat: Hi chat, what have I missed so far, today?
hunkajunk: That's good, you've taken your first step into a larger world.
TehAmelie hides
TacitusVigil: So, "materia" is just a fancy name for bath bomb, right?
Zaghrog: Such a relief to finally see it done!
TXC2: MousseFilledCat an important flashback
Wicker_Knight: @MousseFilledCat mostly just tears
jonnykefka: That menu in FF7R is also extremely useful, but somewhat less useful
MousseFilledCat: @TXC2? The Zack one?
Wicker_Knight: yep
TacitusVigil: Happy birthday!
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MousseFilledCat yup
thrythlind: I did not get the message about my sub-verisary for some reason, haven't been here in a while
jarnatan: In terms of main story, how far along are we at this point?
Gekyouryuu: @TacitusVigil nah, they're just marbles, and everyone only THINKS it gives them magic, like Dumbo and his featheer
Gekyouryuu: feather*
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Saphling: I'm trying to get all the Battle Intel Reports, and it's taking forever to master the magic materias...
TXC2: jarnatan pretty far a long
plummeting_sloth: This cat smells like the baron Von Bacon!
JAGxTERRA: @BaconScentedCats you the real MVP
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MousseFilledCat we also went and got tifa's final limit break
Saphling: I like that feature too
MousseFilledCat: Cool. Thanks chat
Hexy_Lexy234: Hexy_Lexy234?! who's that?! probably some weirdo!
TacitusVigil: @Gekyouryuu Turns out the real 'materia' was inside you, all along.
jonnykefka: Yeah, that is super nice, especially since old weapons are not nearly as irrelevant as they are in this game. The buster sword is legit best for the hard mode extra content stuff
TheWanderingNomad: @TacitusVigil - I mean if AC is right, you can do that
dslucia: man, i want the remake so badly
Zyme86: not active
SnivianMoon: The materia system in the remake is nice. Not sure how the heck I feel about the "Weapon Upgrade" system, if I'm honest.
Rioxcon: I just wish the remake had a few more sorting options for materia
Drakas: hello
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Foxmar320: I love that feature
Gekyouryuu: I JUST got Cloud's first new sword last night.
Zaghrog: ¨Cover on Tifa?
StapleCactus: I keep pausing to take care of something, then remembering this is live and I'm missing stuff.
Saphling: My only complaint of the Remake's materia system is how long it's taking to master Revive. I want all of those battle intel reports...
Orlantia: what happens if you do steal and all?
RobotHitchhiker: Does cloud need a better armlet w/diff slots?
peejeeful: also i like you can juist pick a weapon and stick with it every weapon is equally "good"
Ritaspirithntr: I had just found out today about Gamestops delivery policy and found out i could’ve got my FF7R mailed to me last week. 😢 here’s hoping it didn’t time out and i get it soon!!
TehAmelie: i wonder what this game would be like if you had slots for shields, helms, armors and two accessories like certain other FFs. . .
Saphling: {it's not really a complaint, more of a whine}
Drakas: how is everyone going
Orlantia: awww
rycore1: They really spread out weapon upgrades in this game, probably the least satisfying other than 8
Gekyouryuu: got two more quests to do and then I can continue with the main story
Zaghrog: All materia only works with Green (Magic) materia
Ritaspirithntr: There are some things i don’t want to just watch!!
TehAmelie: added effect-all is what you want, but that one's a much harder materia to get
Mangledpixel: if you equip two Enemy Skill to one person, and they are hit with one of the learnable skills, does it get learned on both materia?
TehAmelie: added effect-steal rather
red_shoes_jeff: Comet All?
BrindleBoar: a smol comet, as a treat
Orlantia: we do have that @tehamelie
GapFiller: we currently leveling Ultima up?
TheWanderingNomad: Fllllly like a comet. Soar like a Comet....I'm just a Comet...
TehAmelie: and probably another added effect linked withy cut-all
tenthtechpriest: just a little comet, as a treat
t3h_f1gm3nt: what i love about the weapon upgrade sytem in the remake is that you can tailor each weapon to its strengths and do some pretty busted stuff if you spend your points right
Zaghrog: Cloud's limit level check
GapFiller: ultima totes useless materia
hunkajunk: Comet 2 is like, the best Magic in the game cause it hits multiple times. Of course, Magic isn't usually the best spells in the game so /shrug
twitch_xeo: It's set to level 2 G
Boiler_bot: Maybe a double materia growth weapon might be seful?
embyrr_the_dragon: Is cloud's limit on 2 or 3?
Zaghrog: Cloud is on Level 2 right now
jonnykefka: Cloud is set to level 2
Scrubbodiestobears: cloud is set to level 2
Gekyouryuu: you have Cloud set to level 2
Nameless_Sword: set cloud to 3
Saphling: Once Ultima levels up, we can cast Avada Kedavra
drfox17: cloud & red?
TXC2: Mangledpixel I suspect you can't equip 2 E-skills on one character
Zaghrog: we never set him on 3
odamadillo: Hello everyone. Have I missed much?
JAGxTERRA: On my second watch of G and cathleen's vaca to japan. Loving it
GapFiller: odamadillo FEELS time
jonnykefka: My spouse taught me the hilarity that is Counter - Knights of Round and Final Attack - Phoenix. Get into fight with Emerald, put down controller, make a sandwich
TXC2: hello odamadillo welcome
Baldrash: IIRC you unlocked Meteorain when you had a full limit gauge.
Mangledpixel: TXC2 ah, that would make sense
TehAmelie: you wanted to use X-slash to Stop someone, i remember
Coogrr: you got three when you had the bar filled right before a boss
GapFiller: odamadillo nothing important
plummeting_sloth: It will case the Nissian Ultima, the most powerful car
dialMforMara: @odamadillo a flashback that covers the entirety of Crisis Core
Drakas: i should go to bed have fun
Mr_Whyt: i put ultima in Cid's "double level up" weapon and grinded it out when iplayed this oh so many years ago
SerGarretCameron: because you almost had a limit going into a boss.
ArchRequiemD: Are you going to do gold saucer to get omnislash or just use it the one time?
masterfrog316: u need mythril
red_shoes_jeff: WEAPON SELLAH...
accountmadeforants: I need your strongest weapons!
Gekyouryuu: doesn't the safe have something?
awkwardreaper: the bit that really busted my butt on this was the chocobo breeding really couldn't get my head around it for ages hahaha
Boiler_bot: You need a piece of mythril
ShDragon: I require your strongest weapons!
Wrexadecimal: @ShDragon yeeees. beat me to it LUL
Twinklebees: A slight case of total destruction.
Tregelen: did we get the sector 5 key yet?
odamadillo: Ah so I just missed the Zack scenes. Thank you.
TXC2: "my weapons are too strong for you traveler!"
Robot_Bones: "Minor"
GapFiller: Yuffie: *Hlorf
TehAmelie: Mideel? more like Low-eel
Alahmnat: that seems fine
CAKHost: Does the forest look like weed to anyone else??
Saphling: low-deel
plummeting_sloth: yes, whats teh deal with Mideel
niccus: hmmm this might be a problem
Gekyouryuu: "no, sir. not gettin' out of this chair."
TheWanderingNomad: He's taking this remarkably well
Nameless_Sword: yeah weapon will do that to a place
CAKHost: Is this the side effect of 4/20?
GapFiller: omg what happened to Prepper Karen!?
Vanbael: No hot springs, only life stream
Saphling: I love that all the shops are low on inventory
Metric_Furlong: ah, the Weapons: Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald and Let's Go Pikachu
Robot_Bones: didn't know the old guy was a Nihilist
plummeting_sloth: step right up and buy our debris!
drfox17: Yuffie: "How can I possibly still have stuff to puke!? I've puked so much!"
TheWanderingNomad: I think he's in the hole...
mtvcdm: Hi, welcome to our pile of sticks, please buy a commemmorative stick
HorusFive: That strikes me as a very- "Don't feel bad about destroying these people's lives" dialoge
Alahmnat: he's in the dinosaur past now
Zaghrog: their selection is much poorer now though
hunkajunk: nah, everyone is still here I believe. Just in different spots
Tregelen: weapons shop might be top left
Rhynerd: Maybe he fell into the life stream?
Foxmar320: This town needs a little work
ShDragon: I think the doc and nurse are gone at least?
Saphling: Nothing like turning your town into a lake of souls
plummeting_sloth: "Please buy something sir, we are trying ot rebuild our homes here"
HorusFive: 0/10 would not book hotel here again
SerGarretCameron: If you can find the weapons shop, they had better armor that you didn't pick up.
TacitusVigil: Life in this town seems a little....wooden. Kappa
twitch_xeo: @LoadingReadyRun You can acquire some Mythril to trade at the Weapon guy's place, but you only get Gold Armlet or Aerith's final Limit Break, so... not exactly useful :P
Crad0k: that cocobo's bigger...
Saphling: she has all of their inventory
Pteraspidomorphi: Topical
drfox17: oh doctor & nurse survived
Orlantia: the chicken got bigger!
red_shoes_jeff: PAYOFF!
SeiichiSin: I like how the music changed for coming up here.
plummeting_sloth: finally, hording pays off
Robot_Bones: Don't reward the hoarder katesRage
niccus: i feel like she would have made this universe's F*** You Baltimore video
TheWanderingNomad: WELCOME TO CRAZY CARRIE'S DISCOUNT GOODS - No we did not pick clean this poor town's armory for your perusal!
jarnatan: does an AM Cannon only work in the morning?
GapFiller: THATS AMAZING
SerGarretCameron: and remember, crystal is better than diamond.
arcanist1740: I don't recall, but that looks like a cost markup too?
Zyme86: huh, i never came up here
Bobb1t: But does she have hand sanitizer?
Foxmar320: A little? :P
TehAmelie: crystal items usually have very low durability. . .good thing this game doesn't have that
JDogg2K4: Organics? I do not remember that sword
Vanbael: cloud was...not here
TheWanderingNomad: God I love this Chocobo Theme
CastleOtranto: Oh Susannah?
Alahmnat: the random Old Susana stings kill me
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Zyme86: @Vanbael please leave a message at the beep
TheUnfoundPath: There is no bad version of the chocobo theme. Ever. Fact.
Scarbble: the chocobo theme from the remake is pretty great imo
accountmadeforants: Oh right, didn't Tifa have the "speedrunstratsalloneword" combo now?
Genie_M: you should also accesorise
twitch_xeo: Didn't really need to buy the Crystal Sword, when we can beat up Ultima for his best sword, really. :D
masterfrog316: remember to equip accesories
Fenrir_Azazel: impereial armlet on cloud?
TehAmelie: Ogre Nix would have been a better translation, but what can you do
TheWarbo: wow that musical whiplash
Zaghrog: Yeah the party could use some accessories on them
LadyAiluros: Give him greens and skritch him behind the ears
Ritaspirithntr: Can’t wait for all the chocobo shenanigans in the remake!!
red_shoes_jeff: That nurse pulls NOT ONE PUNCH.
Pteraspidomorphi: Were were we resting exactly?
Zyme86: I can concur, dont eff with tne nurse
hamdotexe: this song was my ringer for work calls and it drove me mad
Mangledpixel: it's that little 'yahoo' in the soundtrack, and some things like screams in cutscenes, that make this game the first Final Fantasy with voice acting
plummeting_sloth: "Look, I already took her out on a terrible date a couple of weeks go. Lay off!"
Alahmnat: Doctor we've talked about this, you can't just tell people they look awful.
GapFiller: does that chocobo still have a belly button it shdnt have since its a birb?
Orlantia: if we feed the chocobo again, do we get more stuff?
Saphling: @LadyAiluros we got the chocobo's materia last time, iirc
Kaorti: Much appreciated. I'm watching these on youtube with my wife each evening.
PharaohBender27 comes back from being AFK and hears the chocobo theme
niccus: we can just imagine that this world has birbs with really big yolk-scars
Foxmar320: Yessss
Genie_M: naaah
Zaghrog: Ribbon?
Baldrash: We daren't.
Vanbael: nah
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DocTower: Woo more FF7! Been starting this again. I've just gotten to Cosmo Canyon.
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Boiler_bot: Ehhh?
nemryn: @Mangledpixel also the choir in One-Winged Angel
GapFiller: well to incur risk is to live
GapFiller: briefly
red_shoes_jeff: YAHOO
TheWanderingNomad: @PharaohBender27 - Don't you hate it when you leave fora minute and come back to riding a Chcobo?
Orlantia: do it. let the whomp flow through you
Mangledpixel: nemryn ah yes, that too
jarnatan: Powersoul: When DragonForce goes R&B
Crad0k: powersoul; it's not really worth it if you're playing and levelling normally
PharaohBender27: @TheWanderingNomad :D
TheWarbo: "Chat? I can do a hubris thing. *Should* I do the hubris thing?"
accountmadeforants: You can just compensate for it with materia, can't you?
PharaohBender27: That was an abrupt change in music
Foxmar320: Live the yolo life G :P
GapFiller: TheWarbo totally
quasi79fu: so i have a questin.. Is their lifestream water? if so how do they get drinking water then?
RagingTrees: if you put added effect with odin in Tifa's armor the curse ring still counts down but she doesnt die when it hits 0
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
red_shoes_jeff: How appropriate.
twitch_xeo: @RagingTrees not very useful with the powersoul then, tho?
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy B e e f
twitch_xeo: oh wait, it still applies the countdown?
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
GapFiller: yeh the but is a killa
Zaghrog: might want to setup protection from that
Vanbael: LRRBot is hungry
RagingTrees: @twitch_xeo it still counts down it just doesnt kill you
twitch_xeo: huh, fun
northos: huh, that's a cool sword
GapFiller: this IS ridiculous
TXC2: ri-didiy-donkulous
azureHaights: I'm reminded of the LASS loadout in The World Ends With You
plummeting_sloth: It's a But so big Sir MixaLot wrote several songs about it
KingJimmeh: That is nuts
Foxmar320: Fights won't last long with Tifa around
JDogg2K4: Tifa's numbers have one more digit than everyone else
twitch_xeo: even more fun when Tifa gets to critical HP
Master_Gunner: 60 seconds to dead doesn't matter if no battle lasts more than 30
GapFiller: Im mean as if Tifa wasnt Godhand Girl enough before but now
jarnatan: how many gym badges do we have?
Bahumot: Tifa is going to punch Sephy's head off!!
GapFiller: that is the NUT
RighteousDevil: MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM
thrythlind: You can destroy anything, but you must finish all fights immediately or you will die.
Orlantia: ooofa doofa
GamesAndInk: "Hi, girlfriend. Would you wear this ring? It makes you super strong and you'll also have major heart palpitations for the rest of your life."
TehAmelie: if you do get KO's does the timer start over?
TheWanderingNomad: Anyone remember Ehrgeiz?
plummeting_sloth: Tifa " I don't need more than 60 second"
hunkajunk: @thrythlind Or just haven Added Effect - Destruct/Odin in your armor :D
Foxmar320: Tifa knows the risk
RomanGoro: And is that dead phoenix downable?
plummeting_sloth: Gone in 60 seconds. build
Zaghrog: not dead dead
KingJimmeh: Jeez
Bahumot: Oh god, her limit breaks are going to eat.
twitch_xeo: is Red in the backrow?
Zaghrog: just knocked out
Wrexadecimal: omae wa mou
TheUnfoundPath: This seems fine
drfox17: cover counter is so good
nemryn: Graham is loving this
dudecon: 11 seconds
ArchRequiemD: What is the combination for that again
Lordofironstorm: The strats
GapFiller: who needs 60 seconds when yr got The Power of The Fist
plummeting_sloth: One Punch Ma'am
LadyAiluros: good for grinding not for bosses
Foxmar320: Het limit is just going to be all 9s
jarnatan: that's so strong, it's banned in Modern
SignificantOtter: just a lot of damage there
TehAmelie: maybe you were loading Red up with magic
BrindleBoar: Tifa is *also* in the back row though
TXC2: casually doing 3X the damage cloud does
Robot_Bones: does Tifa have the added Effect materia too?
Zaghrog: ArchRequiemD you mean the Powersoul Cursed Ring combo?
1losttheGame: does tifa also have long range equiped?
drfox17: i think red had long range when with the other team
JDogg2K4: Oh god, she is in the back row
Kaorti: Good way to get killing blows to unlock final heaven.
Wrexadecimal: @ArchRequiemD cover + counter materia
Vanbael: Did Tifa read Agatha Fisty growing up?
HorusFive: Tifa does have long range
twitch_xeo: Tifa has Long Range materia tho @BrindleBoar
t3h_f1gm3nt: tifa has long range materia i think
rogerivany: Tifa also is in the back row.
BrindleBoar: ah, missed that
jozefkiprich: Hello Graham
TehAmelie: are you leveling up Ultima by the way?
TXC2: Vanbael she is Agatha fisty Kappa
Wrexadecimal: @TehAmelie yeah, cloud has it on
gOckley: If I remember there are sandworms on the beaches here that are great for fighting
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Mangledpixel: what counts as 'near death'?
KingJimmeh: Cloud's crit is not even close to Tifa punch
Zaghrog: TehAmelie yes we are
JDogg2K4: Is there a materia that increases critical? Because critting w/ her asttack would be AMAZING
jozefkiprich: Is there going to be a Kiora pre prerelease?
PharaohBender27: Is the death countdown why Tifa is always kneeling during these fights?
TehAmelie: oh damnit why didn't we call Tifa Agath Fisty?
niccus: it's really neat that death sentence causes near-death at all
Genie_M: still don't like this kind of thing to tifa...
twitch_xeo: @Mangledpixel a bunch of status effects and critical HP
Wrexadecimal: Got regen yet? might be good to cast that on Tifa since she's taking so many hits
ArchRequiemD: I guess that death countdown counts as near death for some reason ?
Tregelen: critical hp and the death sentence status effect
jarnatan: So Beej IS in this stream
BrindleBoar: Mangledpixel low health is double damage, death status is quadrouple
SAT_Holmes: you should take of the cursed ring for boss fights
Vyous: When your life is yellow, right?
Mangledpixel: ah, gotya
ShDragon: Anytime your character is "kneeling down" I think triggers it?
Foxmar320: Gross
ShDragon: But I might be wrong there.
RagingTrees: powersoul has double materia growth so you may want to put ultima on her while youre using it @LoadingReadyRun
PharaohBender27: katesScared
ArchRequiemD: Walk without rythm
SnivianMoon: Do you get another boost if Tifa gets into the yellow on her HP bar?
SignificantOtter: Big worm frand
jarnatan: fightin on the beej
plummeting_sloth: I like the idea of Tifa putting the ring on, looking at the number counting down above her head, then looking at her gloves powering up, shruging and jumping in
TXC2: Shai Halud!
GapFiller: Giant Worn!
ponbern: what materia are you grinding?
Kaorti: can take a hit for sure
Robot_Bones: If you give her added affect materia linked with Odin she won't die when the counter hits 0
TehAmelie: eh, that's a lesser sand wurm
HorusFive: Thicc worm
Genie_M: may his coming and going cleanse the world
Zaghrog: warning: Haste speeds up the countdown
SerGarretCameron: yellow life, death sentence, I think maybe the stone effect sometimes?
accountmadeforants: So apparently the full combo is Added Effect + Odin to make the counter do nothing when it hits 0. And also the Gigas Armlet from the wall boss for even more obscene strength.
SaiaseiGM: Cheer100 hey G. just had to Nuke & Pave my PC, thanks for helping me keep sane rn while i reinstall everything.
iviarelle: Yeah, you don't have to unequip her if you equip Added Effect linked to Odin, it negates the death effect
Foxmar320: Tifa is REAL mad right now
GapFiller: when did this turn into a FFVII Dune xover?
JDogg2K4: One punch tifa
TacitusVigil: One Punch - dangit
HorusFive: Tifa Fisty. One punch girl.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You could give Tifa the Deathblow/added cut combo for greater face smashing.
DeadGunner: so does tifa still get the near death bonus if you are immune to instant death?
Twinklebees: Incredibly Terrifying Punch Tifa, as opposed to the Regular Terrifying Punch Tifa
PharaohBender27: @SaiaseiGM lrrHEART So sorry to hear that
iviarelle: So she gets powered all up to full, and won't die in 60 seconds
Tregelen: haste also makes barriers run out faster which is almost a nonbo
drfox17: i mean it's getting her closer to her limit level
SK__Ren: Cloud Deathblow: 1.2k Tifa normal attack: 3.6k... what if you gave tifa D.Blow and Added Cut?
RobmanFTK: It's very nice to see someone playing the original FF7 instead of the remake.
drfox17: right?
Ktolos: Tife the one punch gran :p
ipoddodd: What's the dealio with running up and down the beach?
TheWanderingNomad: So for those of Chat who played FFXIV - I picked it up to play during these long quarantine orders and have so far leveled a Monk. Any suggestions on what I should try next?
thrythlind: is there a cure to death sentence?
samu_btdp1985: hey g what happens if you combine elemental attack with ultima
incslayer: @ipoddodd these guys give a lot of magic xp
Foxmar320: wow
HorusFive: If I recall, damage caps at 9999. So there's something to shoot for.
Wrexadecimal: deathblkow is halved accuracy though, might not be a good idea?
Saphling: iirc ultima is nonelemental damage
RighteousDevil: Tifa with Deathblow + Added Cut means you probably won't have to worry about boss fights anymore, either
red_shoes_jeff: I don't know, but I'm about it! LET'S GO FOR IT.
KingJimmeh: That Crit!
Zaghrog: There is an actual overflow bug that one can do with the Death Penalty gun
SaiaseiGM: @PharaohBender27 i mean it could be worse. still have twitch on my phone and its not like im doing anything else rn\
Bahumot: When the 60 seconds count down, Life 3 auto-raise, or final attack phoenix!
Tregelen: overflow errors in this game just let you 1 shot emerald weapon
Twinklebees: TheWanderingNomad: Are you interested in trying out another role, or more DPS?
twitch_xeo: You get the "hidden" element, which does nothinbg offensively, but gives resist vs Ultima
plummeting_sloth: would "sad" slowdown the counter?
hunkajunk: Did someone say Buffer Overrun? Let's get Vincent some kills! Or Barret some mastered materia!!
Nameless_Sword: @samu_btdp1985 ultima is non-elemental damage, so nothing much would happen
GapFiller: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: in FF6 it takes 66000 damage to overflow, proabably the same here. . .
rycore1: Graham, I don't know if you are familiar with FF 3/6, but it has some hilarious stat interactions too
FlameAndAir: Tifa does have an "all" materia just hanging out in an unlinked slot now
TheWanderingNomad: @Twinklebees - I'm considering Tanking, but maybe stick with DPS for now
RomanGoro: I'm not even convinced you should take the ring off for boss fights
Scrubbodiestobears: @TheWanderingNomad I'm in love with Machinist- it's lots and lots of button presses but also hits like a truck
Foxmar320: We doin science in here
MaceLight: for ff 14, i love being a marauder/ warrior
tehPete: Counter attack / Added cut?
CAKHost: FF7 I thought max at displaying 9999 damage, right?
Crad0k: 65767
Kaorti: Does time/added effect do anything cool caht?
Kaorti: *chat
PharaohBender27: @SaiaseiGM I hope you didn't lose too much, or at least anything majorly important?
richard_ermen: Almost missed todays FF7 dose ^^
tetlanesh: Ultima + MP Turbo
Robot_Bones: you should do the added affect Odin
SAT_Holmes: cloud: red, lets never make tifa mad in any way.
Twinklebees: TheWanderingNomad: My personal favourites are Paladin, Samurai, Black Mage and White mage, but I'd recommend just giving a bunch of things a go to see if you like them
SerGarretCameron: oh, it does.
twitch_xeo: No
Saphling: Added Effect + Odin negates the death at the end of the countdown
Tregelen: considering the next boss
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun someone mentioned earlier, but would Added Effect+Steal be good?
TXC2: lets find out Kappa
niccus: dont we want to steal from bosses anyways
Zaghrog: CAKHost no single attack can deal more tha 9999 damage, but thtere are ways off dealing multiple hits in one action
TehAmelie: you can just equip multiple counterattacks, it probably works how you want
TheWanderingNomad: @Scrubbodiestobears -Just to check, I need to actually open up the Heavansward content before I get Machinist right?
Tinasaurus_Rex: !uptime
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Vanbael: hot damn
Twinklebees: Bam!
Kaorti: a cool 10k
Alahmnat: wow
AwkwardBirb: No survivors
1losttheGame: PogChamp
richard_ermen: I always thought that dying cures everything?
RagingTrees: @TheWanderingNomad i havent really maxed any classes out but i enjoy white mage, paladin, and red mage
Nameless_Sword: wow
GapFiller: damn son
Boiler_bot: Gekyouryuu doesn't work. Only pairs with magic/summon
saucemaster5000: These poor worms
red_shoes_jeff: 6604!?
Saphling: If it's on armor, iirc
Scrubbodiestobears: @TheWanderingNomad yeah, you pick it up in ishgard
tenthtechpriest: pardonbus?
TheWanderingNomad: @Twinklebees - Noted. Maybe I'll try Samurai then Pally
drfox17: tifa lockhart CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
TehAmelie: in the armor, i assume
rogerivany: That's a narrow beach for that large Sandworm
mowdownjoe: THAT WORM HAD A FAMILY
tetlanesh: Yep, odin "effect" is death
Foxmar320: Ok we just breaking everything now
GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun You can't attach Counter and Added Cut, but apparently multiple Counters mean multiple counterattacks every time you're hit.
Boiler_bot: Added affect/Destruct also works
Robot_Bones: yeah in your armour slots it makes you immune
hunkajunk: Odin or Destruct are Death effects, so if you ressists Death.... No death for you :D
SAT_Holmes: killing at the beach
LordShadner: doesn't stop the status but does stop the effect
Genie_M: put odin in an armor + added effect that protects from death
CAKHost: @Zaghrog I remember that because of the huge materia later and I think there was a 2 x attack materia too?
Wrexadecimal: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND?
l0newoofie: i dont think the armor thing works but you should try it
Saphling: Odin + Added Effect on armor, specifically
TXC2: 6600
plummeting_sloth: let's just use Tifa to crack this game right the hell open
GapFiller: OVER NINE THOUSAND
SerGarretCameron: time to hit level 99.
Zaghrog: CAKHost yup. Also several character's have Limit Brweaks that deal multiple hits
TXC2: close on 10K damge
SaiaseiGM: @PharaohBender27 the business stuff was backed up.
Fenrir_Azazel: Tifa confirmed best fighter
SK__Ren: yep
TheWanderingNomad crushes Scouter
LordShadner: yep
Genie_M: yup
peejeeful: yep
RagingTrees: exactly
Robot_Bones: That is correct
thrythlind: I guess Odin doesn't choose her?
RighteousDevil: It prevents Instant Death
Bahumot: Is Tifa immortal now?
Saphling: Protects from Death status effect. ^____^
Kaorti: I guess because Odin is a death effect?
Vanbael: wiff
TehAmelie: Odin is among many other things a death god, it makes sense
niccus: ol' tifa blenderhands
STALKERsoldiers: Sephi gonna get slapped
red_shoes_jeff: DEWIT
KinoGami: so we are just RTSRing now huh
CAKHost: @Zaghrog Yeah, that's true!
Lafajet: the materia system is broken in the best ways
Nydestroyer: I mean if it buffs all her stats I am sure her luck is insane
Twinklebees: Sometimes tifa *only* does 3k per round. For shame.
HorusFive: Sometimes Deathblow misses and you ONLY do 4K damage
Kaorti: Odin's been there, hung from that tree for three days.
Nydestroyer: so the death blow is probably sick
Orlantia: so what you're saying is all of the counter materia
TheWanderingNomad: All Hail our Immortal Queen of Punches
saucemaster5000: so red's just... hangin around now
Wrexadecimal: yeeees
ShDragon: This seems kinda.... potent.
tenthtechpriest: is it still instant death if there's a 60 second countdown?
Fenrir_Azazel: do it anyways
red_shoes_jeff: You should give her Luck Plus as well.
plummeting_sloth: if RTR worked at full health, yeah
northos: I mean...or do the Odin thing then :P
Kaorti: powered up fist is probably super accurate too.
TheUnfoundPath: Until you are inevitably hoisted by this petard?
richard_ermen: Are we on the Hunt for Round Table?
TehAmelie: i mean if it does take more than a minute we'll find out what happens
1losttheGame: so is this combo or synergy Kappa
Boiler_bot: Junon
TXC2: I don't know, she might roll some bosses
Bahumot: So the solution now is to send Tifa to punch the meteor
STALKERsoldiers: Wanna smash all face
aerohydra: speedrunners are on to something
SerGarretCameron: I think cloud has some slots now?
Tregelen: can you go back to midgar yet?
Zaghrog: if Tifa gets knocked out in a boss fight, we can simply cast Life or throw a Phoenix Down
Zalbaag: If only we had a slash-all materia
Genie_M: put in the odin thing to armor
Zyme86: bai burb
Metric_Furlong: sometimes deathblow misses, and then you have to settle for doing 8x Red's damage output
teaspooncody: rename the stream "Graham watches swole Tifa just do whatever she wants"
damn_i_am_pretty: One does not simply walk into Valhalla
thrythlind: Graham test the odin immunity thing in a random encounter first, just let it trigger
Nameless_Sword: submarine!
benspaceguy: cheer500 promised myself I'd sub and give some bits once I got out of the VOD. Keep it up!
twitch_xeo: Does Tifa still have the unpaired "All" in her weapon?
Hexy_Lexy234: petition to start calling Tifa "Punch Babe"
Boiler_bot: We going back to Cannon town!
plummeting_sloth: let's just send Tifa up to swat the meteor away
PharaohBender27: THICC MATERIA
Saphling: Directly after Junon is the earliest time we can get Double-Cut, too
red_shoes_jeff: I will endeavor to remember ALL OF THIS for my play-through.
uberdan1337: Get a Gold Chocobo! Knights of the Round!
thrythlind: Cheer1000 why not test the instant death immunity in a non-important fight first?
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
TXC2: Hugh, Vascular Materia
plummeting_sloth: that's, old man exposition
twitch_xeo: @plummeting_sloth so... re-enact One Punch Man? :D
GapFiller: we shd bring Yuffie along for the submarine
SignificantOtter: thicc with 32 Cs
GapFiller: shes obvsly gonna love being inna submarine
ipoddodd: That's a keen old man
gualdhar: we get to visit the dolphin again!
TehAmelie: the reactor, such flashbacks. to stat grinding.
JDogg2K4: That's highway robbery!
hunkajunk: Elemental Lightning in Tifa's weapon is probably going to make her hit the damage cap this next boss BTW
kamelion84: katesWat
Lafajet: 10 GIL! OUTRAGEOUS!
yallz: which disc are we on or does the emulator not follow the disc breakkdown?
ninja_theory_ashrams: openly asking for bribes
richard_ermen: Extorted by a security guard.
AwkwardBirb: That's not even a bribe for us
jarnatan: that guard has bribes down to an exact science
Vanbael: the guard is letting people through for only 10 gil!?
niccus: allegedly, revive doesn't reapply the death sentence, so it's not atrocious for long fights
BrainBetter: This is why not to underpay your mooks.
plummeting_sloth: wow, you know he's a wanted terrorist, right?
accountmadeforants: 10 GIL? That's ten times Tifa's entire savings!
PharaohBender27: Man, just 10 gil? Shinra really doesn't pay its guards well, does it?
HorusFive: That's not even enough for on potion man, have some standards.
Twinklebees: That seems like a suboptimal place for a Caution sign
Wrexadecimal: @hunkajunk oh this fight. I remember this one being a real pain when I was a smol. lol. Assuming it's the one I'm thinking of
coelopteryx: be careful of the floor
odamadillo: @loadingreadyrun Do you remember how to get the Underwater Materia?
Karoyence: apparently that Shinra guard isn't paid near enough
SAT_Holmes: tifa: pokes monster. monster dies.
jarnatan: that elevator needs some rails
dudecon: That's no elevator! That's a funicular!
ninja_theory_ashrams: FMV'S are AW2
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't step off?
northos: so people don't stand there while the elevator is coming down, is the actual reason
Zyme86: Caution caus no handrails on elevator
Mangledpixel: Caution: Variable Gravity Area
Saphling: Mind the gap
HorusFive: Material Lift
CAKHost: Wow, also about the multiple hits thing, I can't believe I forgot about the Knights in the round.
KinoGami: a what?
RagingTrees: apparently the bonus from death sentence and the bonus for being on low health for powersoul stack if theyre both active causing 8x damage
MaceLight: who here plays FF 14? is there an Lrr guild?
Moth_: damn that guard wanted the smallest bribe ever, you'd think he'd have some self respect with his corruption
richard_ermen: It's an "Akira-Lator", isn't it?
TXC2: what's the difference?
niccus: a funicular is more fun
RomanGoro: Some towns call funiculars "elevators"
nemryn: @KinoGami a funicular!
KinoGami: MaceLight if you join the discord i think there is a channel there
hunkajunk: @Wrexadecimal Oh, it's the fight with the grabby hands alright. Honestly, It hinjk it feels like the first real "endgame" fight. But it's been a while for me.
sivakrytos: i love how the parade music is STILL playing in junon
Kaorti: loose lips sink subs.
Vanbael: how do people speak in Cyan?
1losttheGame: LUL
Wrexadecimal: @hunkajunk ah yes, that's the one
AwkwardBirb: iirc there is
plummeting_sloth: did everyone forget the execution that just happened with one of your party members?
Evochron13: absolutely there is G lol
NightValien28: of course there is
TXC2: !discord
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boristhewizard: Obligatory "don't forget morph materia"
gualdhar: @TXC2 funicular is like a trolley car for a steep incline
CyberColossus: I am tempted to join that
RomanGoro: TXC2 a funicular is on rails basically
TehAmelie: did you know in the 1700s Frederick the Great of Prussia tricked people into eating potatoes by protecting them in heavily guarded secret fields with guards who would never turn down a bribe?
Scrubbodiestobears: Yeah, Undersquallified i think? It's on Siren
MousseFilledCat: Yep on Siren
Twinklebees: There is. It's on the Siren server.
Pandax0: What server/Datacenter?
KinoGami: there are a bunch of guilds i think
snowcookies: Check the discord yeah
NojhLivic: There is an LRR FF14 guild yes. Check out the discord.
Saphling: loose lips and torpedos sink submarines
SeiichiSin: I want to play FFXIV but can't afford my sub right now.
PharaohBender27: @Vanbael Pretty sure lrrGRAHAM just demonstrated
TXC2: gualdhar RomanGoro ok Cool
SeiichiSin: I'd totally love to play with you guys.
p3nguinkin: you should just assume there is an LRR guild everywhere
Hexy_Lexy234: how does one join the LRR discord, by chance?
MaceLight: Neat!!!
azureHaights: Funiculi, funicular
TehAmelie: that's how potatoes gained the reputation of food for nobility and Frederick saved his country from a famine
amative1: !discord
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ShaneLeeAtk: Is there a materia tha tis easy to miss here?
MousseFilledCat: Julie
TheWarbo: Julie streams a lot of it
GapFiller: how many Destiny guilds are we on now?
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dialMforMara: @spurius play Minecraft instead. It costs less.
richard_ermen: Music reminds me really heavily of earlier FinalFantasy's.
NojhLivic: spurius Think of the spreadsheets you'll save by not playing Eve
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TheMoatman: 6?
Orlantia: @spurius no... don't... no...
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neuroflare: this games music is so good!
Wrexadecimal: I think there's a key item AFTER the boss fight I missed when I was a wee lad.
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KinoGami: there were 7
LadyAiluros: LOTS
Evochron13: destiny 2 just... stopped being fun the amount of fomo stuff they had
plummeting_sloth: how many destiny guilds are you on my dude?
KinoGami: i think it's like 3 or 4 now
EvilBadman: There's a channel on the DiscLRRd for FF14,
SeiichiSin: Thank you PharaohBender27! *Hugs*
PharaohBender27: @NojhLivic I've never understood people who play Eve, to be honest
PharaohBender27: No problem, @SeiichiSin ! :)
GapFiller: yeh DeSu2 really took it outta the Destiny community
KinoGami: bungie sure turned that into a game i never want to touch again
GapFiller: not just LRR wise but in general
TXC2: oof re-installing a PC? stay strong
hunkajunk: Instant Death immunity works 100%, no need to test :|
SeiichiSin: Close, but you can just call me Sin if you want.
Orlantia: so iirc, wasn't there a new quest discovered in ff7 not too long ago that want in the guide?
hunkajunk: @SeiichiSin Do you have children, and do you call them Sinspawn?
Nydestroyer: Do you speak teal?
Electrodyne: Cheer100 Time to play some Blitz, ya??
SAT_Holmes: hugeadyhugehuge
SeiichiSin: I do not. But that is a good one.
GapFiller: also if anyone doesnt already knw: Gelnika is a mistranslation of Guernica
quasi79fu: theres a fight in here?
Boiler_bot: "HEY YOU!"
GapFiller: as in Picasso
TXC2: Teal or Cyan? Kappa
Mangledpixel I can't speak teal, I can only speak purple
plummeting_sloth: "God, I can't undrestnd you over that thick Teal accent"
TheWanderingNomad: Red...sooo SOLDIER 2nd Class right?
WampaX: We are close to getting my favorite Disney reference Materia
KinoGami: Tealc
KinoGami: KappaHD
Zalbaag: Do we have steal?
Saphling: As an aside, in the remake I was really proud of the Shinra new recruit in Sector 7
dialMforMara: how is Tifa doing that
snowcookies: iis it a long list?
twitch_xeo: that was just unnecessary
Nydestroyer: double kill
chrono2x: wow
ShDragon: Get Crit on.
dudecon: pwnd so hard
Kaorti: two kills wit one attack
GamesAndInk: YIKES
hunkajunk: Who needs Deathblow when you just crit
STALKERsoldiers: DB+Crit is bogos
Vanbael: Tifa keeps her lists short
MacSquizzy: her hand too stronk
TheWanderingNomad: @dialMforMara - A ridiculous combo of Materia that makes her One Punch Woman
CyberColossus: ON3 PUUUUUNCH
dialMforMara: @TheWanderingNomad wow
LordShadner: oh her limit is going to be nuts
thrythlind: "List of things" to do today gets so much more ominous/sexy/confusing when the list includes the names of people.
AlphaHelixNZ: Oh man. That’s my absolute favourite Cam line right there.
GapFiller: Vanbael Tifas like Brock Lesnar
HorusFive: If it was Tifa, she would simply Crit all the time. seabatBRAIN
Saphling: One Punch Bartender
Wrexadecimal: ABC: always be critting
Mr_Whyt: the soldiers just standing by after your murderize their comrads
plummeting_sloth: Junon soldiers are like "LOOK YOU IT'S ANOTHER WEAPON"
embyrr_the_dragon: Sooo... don't lrrEFF with Tifa....
TehAmelie: <random Shinra guy> Hey baby can I get on your do list <Tifa> *breaks his neck before he can finish the sentence*
Saphling: that poor one guy
Kaorti: oooooohhhhh
Mangledpixel: oh, buddy
GapFiller: o that guy fucked
drfox17: oh this poor man
Orgmastron: PAIN TRAIN
t3h_f1gm3nt: this poor guy
SAT_Holmes: tifa is the number one everything
plummeting_sloth: oh buddy
tenthtechpriest: oh this poor mans
RagingTrees: i was too distracted by tifas ungodly damage to notice clouds new sword looking like a regular sword
Zaghrog: The important part in Tifa's current power are the equipment
Vanbael: suplex city!
t3h_f1gm3nt: that man? SUPER DED
tenthtechpriest: TIFA STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
peejeeful: well you are still on shinra most wanted list
dialMforMara: dolphin blow literally summons a dolphin?
mtvcdm: Tifa to headline Wrestlemania when?
Lafajet: Tifa confirmed best girl and best berserker
KingJimmeh: That was less than Deathblow I think
TXC2: STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
Wrexadecimal: hahaha
TehAmelie: hello final heaven
twitch_xeo: Final Heaven time?
Zaghrog: Tifa is ready for Final Heaven now!
Saphling: "let's hit them more"
Twinklebees: Oh, Final Heaven Time?
KinoGami: oh good
LordShadner: limit 4!
hunkajunk: Annnnndn now she can learn Final Heaven.
KinoGami: now for the end
masterfrog316: woo
1losttheGame: oh weird, do limit breaks not look at your weapon damage?
Myriades: are you stealing strats from speedrunners triCMON
ipoddodd: MURDER
drfox17: final heaven time?
Kaorti: killed two SOLDIERS in 5 seconds.
TheWanderingNomad: @dialMforMara - I choose to view it as the expression of her Ki
Wrexadecimal: yeah, teach her final heaven :D
arcanist1740: i was just gonna say "keep it going until Final Heaven" and then...
dialMforMara: yeah, that works
Saphling: I really hope she gets to do her full limit break against the boss of this dungeon
Alahmnat: also the counter stopped for the duration of her limit break, which is like the one time I've ever seen a counter pause in this game
BusTed: bop
Zyme86: HEADSHOT
Kaorti: did it in 3 this time
ShaneLeeAtk: That is BUSTED
CyberColossus: She so ztrong
Tplayne: is Tifa OP?
Fenrir_Azazel: Boss fight with tifa like this now that you can give her final heaven
ShaneLeeAtk: In such a good way
Foxmar320: Angry Tifa is real angry
GapFiller: God Tifa is just CRUSHING these clowns
KingJimmeh: And people complain about FFVIII being borked XD
northos: wow Tifa is just popping off today
Twinklebees: "Hmm. So that's it. Punch them reeeeally hard"
TehAmelie: Agatha Fisty is too old and too slow for this punch lady. . .
TheUnfoundPath: Final Fantasy as Sakaguchi intended?
TXC2: I have a medical pamphlet here: "So you've decided to fight Tifa"
plummeting_sloth: Tifa declares self queen of Shinra army
accountmadeforants: "Hmm, so that's it... Just kill people even harder, with these hands."
twitch_xeo: do we even have an enemy with enough HP to see the full chain? :D
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odamadillo: Bengineering would be proud! This girl Punchgood!
mtvcdm: No, no, Fenrir, we don't have to face the boss. The boss has to face Tifa.
Saphling: Zangan is just a codename for Agatha Fisty
Kikazi: Forgive me master, I must go all out just this once... maybe twice... ok, thrice... aw eff it, this is the new normal
GamesAndInk: How are you even going to get a limit break for Tifa when she murders everyone?
TheWanderingNomad: @TXC2 - You sure it's not a pamphlet for Funeral services?
niccus: most insurance don't cover acts of god
GapFiller: KingJimmeh tbf this is 7 endgame ish whereas 8 yr break fairly early on (said as a fan of that)
Foxmar320: They just explode I believe :P
Pandax0: Agatha fisty now Tifa. G's Stremes have a theme of very punchy ladies.
CyberColossus: @niccus im crying
SAT_Holmes: tifa: whos next?
SerGarretCameron: enemy death is a state based action, yes.
HorusFive: Tifa v Fisty v Banana in the next Loading Ready Rumble for the Most Championship
KinoGami: acts of god, fists of heaven
plummeting_sloth: Can Cloud cast Tifa as a summons?
Zyme86: *virus are acts of god
AwkwardBirb: Can we get a loophole with "acts of gods"?
TXC2: TheWanderingNomad por que no los dos
Nameless_Sword: something seems missing
CAKHost: Got to add Min-Max Insurance
GapFiller: wheres The Velvet Underground?
Saphling: wasn't there a giant gun here?
drfox17: I was joking in Matt's stream yesterday about Shinra guys exicted to fight Tifa
nemryn: acts of Tifa
Zaghrog: FF8 breaks pretty early on, we are approaching late game here
HorusFive: Phallus?
Foxmar320: You imagined it
GapFiller: we need to find Lou Reed
KingJimmeh: An exhaust of some kind
Zyme86: howitzer?
Orlantia: phallus
incslayer: what? no'
LadyAiluros: BFG
NightValien28: nope
drfox17: But this is..... no one should fight Tifa now
TehAmelie: democrats. . .they took the gun
TXC2: if your Insurance doesn't have a Force Major clause, get better insurance
SerGarretCameron: I think the stores have new stuff?
Myriades: Big Bertha
KingJimmeh: The gun got scared of Tifa
adi_pie: So, would getting plastered by a Weapon be considered an industrial accident., or a natural disaster?
TacitusVigil: Sure, the FF7 remake has better graphics but does it have "the other members of the party walking into my body"?
Alahmnat: everyone always asks howitzer, but nobody ever asks whyitzer.
Saphling: "better than you!"
plummeting_sloth: oh, you poor bastards
Kaorti: not very hard
GapFiller: lol
RagingTrees: they trained very hard you see
saucemaster5000: poor guys
hunkajunk: Hmm. Now I want to see G play Final Fantasy Tactics, and have Ramza just be a monk and onepunch people. Or make Agrias and Meliadoul monks to onepucnch people
niccus: can we just have tifa kick a whole regimen
plummeting_sloth: they clearly saw TIFA
TXC2: Alahmnat :D
Saphling: they trained very hard
saucemaster5000: suicide squad...
twitch_xeo: They heard about Tifa punching some guys above
Saphling: they saw Tifa
Lafajet: Shinra training is a mixed bag
twitch_xeo: and didn't want to have any of that
GapFiller: they saw Tifa and just ran
gOckley: Most of the Shinra guards here seem pretty chill with you running around
DevInsanity: @TacitusVigil Sometimes. Especially on ladders
Kaorti: it's cool, we got tifa
Diabore: the junon isnt blue graham
Lord_ZYRK: hunkajunk I would not be averse to this idea
quasi79fu: those robots look sooo goofy
Foxmar320: LOL
Saphling: hahaha
drfox17: this is gonna be like a captain america fight, where, Tifa walks into a lift and just murders everyone
KingJimmeh: Dont worry Cloud, Tifa's got this
ThePov42: They trained hard enough to know a death sentence when they see it
Nydestroyer: I just realized there is now something called "Teal Voice"... such a deep inside joke XD
AlphaHelixNZ: Don’t go that way, there’s plot down there!
Alahmnat: they just *exploded*
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Or not worry about it since Tifa will deal with everything.
constablecrab: Are these militant kitchen mixers?
Wrexadecimal: spinning back kick?
red_shoes_jeff: Roundhouse?
TheMandrew: it's real fitting that they turn into a fine red mist
hunkajunk: ROADHOUSE
Bobb1t: If they don't pronounce location names in blue in the remake then 0/10
Vanbael: Roundhouse?
Foxmar320: They touched Cloud and she killed them all
boristhewizard: Oh wow they managed to put some of the enemies from the remake into this game!
masterfrog316: roundhouse
plummeting_sloth: yeah, a roundhosue I tink
CyberColossus: spinning hook kick
TheWanderingNomad: Its obviously a RIDER KICK
TacitusVigil: @DevInsanity Well, never mind then. :D
peejeeful: roadhouse
Kaorti: lets see it again
Lord_ZYRK: It's a "fuck you" kick Kappa
Kaorti: there are a lot of kinds of kicks
LordShadner: they saw Tifa in the party and made the right choice to leave
GapFiller: kinda wanna bring Yuffie along for this bit just to see here reaction to the submarine
odamadillo: @loadingreadyrun Are you planning on getting the underwater materia?
Wrexadecimal: I did my fair share of martial arts in the day, looks like spinning back or spinning hook.
quasi79fu: take who out?
Lafajet: Roundhouse hits with the shin, hook kick with the heel
HorusFive: Just like that scene in Avengers
drfox17: these guys are eff'd, because tifa
Anubis169: pixel perfect speedrunning strats
Saphling: Yuffie's line when you see the Huge Materia is great
MacSquizzy: lol
Vanbael: ah, fight club
Mr_Whyt: elevator fight!
Foxmar320: welp
plummeting_sloth: "anyone want to get off?"
teaspooncody: Tifa confirmed for Captain America
Zyme86: wooow a chick is not a prize to be won what a tired troupe
BrindleBoar: just kicked a man's head off
RagingTrees: its okay if one of us dies, but no way will both of us-
TheWanderingNomad: She'll kcik you apart!
Tplayne: easy game easy life?
GapFiller: STOP IT YR KILLIN ME
KakuEpsilon: Every character changes their attack very slightly to extremely with a DeathBlow to some degree
SeiichiSin: Casual 7K damage.
Anubis169: good grief what sword is Cloud using?
DotaProp: Its SO OP
twitch_xeo: this may be mildly absurd
DRMagnify: anybody have an idea of how much health the guards really have?
ipoddodd: BONK
Nydestroyer: I like how the lady is just nonplused
DotaProp: wait until you have @xCut too
hunkajunk: @TheWanderingNomad SHE'LL KICK YOU APART!
Foxmar320: The lady just watched them die
GamesAndInk: I guess Cloud and Red XIII can just GO HOME now
TehAmelie: Brad Pitt voice: i want you to hit me as hard as NO PLEASE
richard_ermen: Oo
1losttheGame: LUL
DotaProp: 2x Cut
drfox17: I assume those guys were talking about Tifa: guess what, neither survived
Bahumot: Tifa is becoming the Doom Slayer!! She just tears things apart with her hands!
northos: debatable
Lafajet: "good"
TXC2: Tifa did 7K with a backhand
AwkwardBirb: @twitch_xeo wouldn't be the first time.
MacSquizzy: So can someone explain why Tifa is so stronk now
SAT_Holmes: tifa gets a new friend
GapFiller: DOGE!
RagingTrees: 2 men just got murdered and your first thought was damn, didnt get a date
richard_ermen: "For ....Junon"??
Wrexadecimal: Two of Shinra's okayest men.
Fenrir_Azazel: Google "How to make Tifa in D&D 5e?:
Saeif: I guess Tifa gets the girl?
Lordofironstorm: Saitifa over here
SnivianMoon: Tifa is officially a meat grinder, into which Shinra Soldiers fall.
p3nguinkin: so, time to fight emerald weapon right? I think tifa can suplex it to the bottom of the sea
twitch_xeo: Tifa's just hitting those death blows huh
HorusFive: The only downside is nobody is getting their Limit Breaks levels- cause you're ending fights before you take any real damage
TheWanderingNomad: @MacSquizzy - Through a combination of Materia and Equipment, Tifa has a massive boost to her Power
TheMoatman: Why is Tifa kneeling like she's at 10hp?
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CyberColossus: Okay that's defo a Back Kick
NojhLivic: Wait did Tifa just do 6k damage on a normal attack?
Zyme86: FAIR AND BALANCED
quasi79fu: uhh Tifa can you let the others play too?
twitch_xeo: @TheMoatman Death Sentence
Foxmar320: Good doggo
Zyme86: bork
Alahmnat: Tifa is reducing enemies to a fine paste
TXC2: TheMoatman she's near death
richard_ermen: Bokrboy!
TehAmelie: too bad nobody else gets any kills for their limit breaks but then, do we need them?
GapFiller: TheMoatman Death Senetence
saucemaster5000: so you've lived long enough to become the villain now, right?
ipoddodd: Bork
accountmadeforants: The fact that it's just Tifa doing all the work makes the victory animations even more funny. Red and Cloud are just cheerleaders at this point.
TheMoatman: @twitch_xeo ah, status effects always throw me
KingJimmeh: Tifa restoring soulds to the lifestream
TheWanderingNomad: @MacSquizzy - The downside is she dies in 60 seconds
teaspooncody: imagine being beat up like this by someone who looks as though they are less than 60 seconds from keeling over dead
hunkajunk: @TehAmelie THey do not, they all have their level 3s. The second in a tier only needs usages
CamelAttack: What does tifa have equipped to make her so scary?
richard_ermen: Man, at this point, Tifa's a machine!
Kaorti: Tifa has a Death Sentence status effect. It counts as [Near Death] for empowering her weapon.
Zaghrog: The power on Tifa's attacks comes from Equipment, the Materia just let her make more attacks
TheMoatman: FFX does the same thing with silenced mages
Foxmar320: Oh!!! I know these things from the remake!
BusTed: that's so many needles
PharaohBender27: katesOw
GapFiller: accountmadeforants Cloud: hey fights were won and we were here
BrindleBoar: good thing it wasn't a thousand needles
AwkwardBirb: those are some cheating needles if they did over 100
Vanbael: just like in Titanic
p3nguinkin: pffft, got nothing on catuar
HorusFive: 100 needles at 2.75 hp/needle
quasi79fu: i thought 100 needles was only a cactuar thingie
DevInsanity: You say that likes it's a problem
dialMforMara: those are some long seconds
plummeting_sloth: that's like 93 more needles than I wanted
JDogg2K4: Tifa's fists are lightning enough
Saphling: Tifa cleans up the battle field
KingJimmeh: Tifa has the lightning fists
Wrexadecimal: who needs lightning when you have PUNCH?
TXC2: it's like 100 needles when all you need is a Tifa Kappa
Lafajet: Who needs lightning when your fists are even quicker?
hunkajunk: Hey G. If there's a bunch of metal stuff here, What if you put LIghtning Elemental on Tifa's weapon....
richard_ermen: Punch - The magic missile of warriors.
Saphling: Oooh, Comet 2!
AwkwardBirb: also yeah, they cheaped out. 1000 needles where it's at
embyrr_the_dragon: Why would we need lightning when we have Tifa?
richard_ermen: I know what Tifa is. She's a muscle mage!
Anubis169: do you have stat boosts on?
Eclipseon: Cactar: You are a like a little baby. Watch this *1000 needles8
Kaorti: Tifa, plus some jerks to carry the loot.
GapFiller: Anubis169 Curse Ring
accountmadeforants: GapFiller It's also just that Tifa's is very nonchalant stretching, while Red and Cloud are very... animated.
like_100_bears: just dropping some bits and coming back for the vod later
TXC2: Anubis169 we have a number of Combos on her
TehAmelie: she's One Punch Skirt
GapFiller: Anubis169 turns out giving Tifa Curse Ring really turns her into Godhand Girl
AwkwardBirb: @richard_ermen Fist is definitely a deadly spell.
Foxmar320: So Tifa is perfect and we never touch her gear :P
rogerivany: Doesn't sadness on Tifa increase her damage?
TheWanderingNomad: @richard_ermen - She knows but one spell - FIST
hunkajunk: Oh durp. Powersoul is un-linked. I feel stupid
Genie_M: please put odin to tifa
Anubis169: huh
niccus: she just read k6bd or something
Nydestroyer: Ikoria is such an awesome set
drfox17: "We have a Weapon" "We have Tifa Lockhart"
Nydestroyer: love the real person draft
Zaghrog: Anubis169 the Powersoul weapon boosts Tifa's strength when she is "near death". The Cursed Ring she is wearing places a Doom countdown on her at the start of battle, satisfying that condition
Anubis169: that's the one that makes you go critical right?
Kaorti: Reach Final Heaven through violence
HorusFive: I fear that if and when we try to take this gear from Tifa, she will actually just say "NO"
AwkwardBirb: She sings but only one tune, but that tune is melodious.
plummeting_sloth: Would sadness increase the timer?
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
Wrexadecimal: @Zaghrog I thought it was the cursed ring boosting her stats?
thrythlind: Well, I mean, increasing sadness to increase damage works for Ryouga Hibiki.
Anubis169: haven't seen that combo in ages
embyrr_the_dragon: Sadness decreases the damage she takes
Zaghrog: Anubis169 Doom is a 60 second countdown that ends with Death
PharaohBender27: Didn't we just use that - oh, that was a different funicular?
quasi79fu: oooh feeeshies
KinoGami: yea tifa is basically RTSRing now
Bahumot: Dolphin Friend!
Foxmar320: Oh these things!
CyberColossus: ugh
KinoGami: this is my favourite set piece in this game
AwkwardBirb: accordion eel?
Pandax0: Swordapeed!
quasi79fu: wtf are those a type of eel?
TheWanderingNomad: @thrythlind - Yes and he's the very PICTURE of mental health :P
Zaghrog: oh yeah, the Cursed ring also boosts stats
Saphling: sawfish
KinoGami: the underwater tunnel
TehAmelie: yikes, i had the stove on this whole time. fortunately on mark 3 only. Graham you're too enchanting
ponbern: Cheer100 I think you have installed the Junon cannon into Tifa's arm
peejeeful: boss fight
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, so this must be the JUNON UNDERWATER REACTOR.
TXC2: a chainsword ell?
Revelia: oh yeah isn't there a ghost ship enemy here?
SAT_Holmes: ooooo pretty
1losttheGame: no Shinra, fish are supposed to go OUTSIDE the glass!
RagingTrees: um i think thats a swordsfish
Foxmar320: lol
Genie_M: made up for it
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Kaorti: ONE PANCHU!
Alahmnat: this is just silly
hunkajunk: I say again, who needs deathblow when you can just Crit? :D
Zappeljakob: more like a chainsawfish
benspaceguy: They're sideways centipedes!
DevInsanity: Do we NEED ultima at this point?
KingJimmeh: 12000+ damage in 2 hits
TheUnfoundPath: Cloud and Red feeling pretty useless about now
yallz: one punch girl
Myriades: just like the devs intended
Anubis169: manBRO KAPOW ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!!
Saphling: ghost ship?
TXC2: now she'll hit EVEN HARDER!
plummeting_sloth: oh good, what Tifa clearly needs. Magic
SnivianMoon: There are exactly ZERO breaks on the Tifa Express.
Orlantia: what does Ultima do?
TehAmelie: Ultima? might be useful if someone sometime stands up to PUNCH
ShaneLeeAtk: So Cloud and Red XIII are purely for support.
AlphaHelixNZ: Whoa, that was quick.
drfox17: how much HP do the weapons have?
arcanist1740: how'd that get in here?
GamesAndInk: "Aww, that was such a good lightning bolt summoned from the heavens, sweety! Let me just finish them off! *DOUBLE CRIT*"
SAT_Holmes: mr.dolpin is that you?
GapFiller: Anubis169 lots of damage
dudecon: so, everyone's job now is just to keep Tifa alive?
PharaohBender27: A giant manta ray?
NightValien28: a weird ass manta ray
red_shoes_jeff: DEAD, that's what it is.
nemryn: @Orlantia it's the strongest magic spell
Lafajet: It's okay, she got it on the rebound
Zaghrog: Cure3!
TheWanderingNomad: @SnivianMoon - Wait are you saying that Tifa is in fact the train that suplexes you?
thrythlind: @TheWanderingNomad I actually think Kodachi is the peak suicide risk out of that group. Out of all the fiancees, she's the only one that has admitted she knows Ranma doesn't love her. I think harassing Akane and Ranma is the closest thing she has to a friendship.
GapFiller: Orlantia lotta damage Ultima does
TheWarbo: Diver, Nest Warden, is my favorite C20 card Kappa
Boblinthegoblin69: one punch tifa
plummeting_sloth: the rare endangered Long Ray
TXC2: Keep. Tifa. Safe
Saphling: Elemental Lightning is better in upcoming stuff, iirc
ipoddodd: Equip steal to Cloud, to get items?
incslayer: @TXC2 i dont think that is an issue
Orlantia: @gapfiller yes, but I want G to demonstrate
TehAmelie: Ultima either counts as all elements or no elements, by the way
TehAmelie: it depends on the game
Vanbael: Zangief would be so proud to see Tifa kicking ass like this
TheWanderingNomad: @thrythlind - Her family isn't the picture of mental health either to be fair. Look at Tatewaki and Papa Kuno
thrythlind: Yeah...true enough
AwkwardBirb: Ultimate deals non-elemental damage in this game.
AwkwardBirb: Ultima*
Wrexadecimal: that's what she calls her fist :P
twitch_xeo: Oh right, you're gonna have that fun boss soon
plummeting_sloth: Welcome to Junon, home of elevators
Foxmar320: oh thats a big robot
Lafajet: I may be overly cautious, but just pressing random red buttons in a reactor seems dangerous
incslayer: that is a big daddy
FlameAndAir: 130 MP, jeez
Genie_M: 130 MP!
Saphling: ro-boxer
TehAmelie: her right hand is Sister Ray and her left is Baby Ray
Vanbael: Eyes...um...sensors up guardian
GapFiller: thats a lotta MP
richard_ermen: He is sooooo DED
Zappeljakob: tifa confirmed hitting harder than Ultima
Scrubbodiestobears: it did less damage than her fists
Kaorti: A mere 5k damage
TheUnfoundPath: Ultima less effective than fist confirmed.
benspaceguy: Tifa punches harder than Ultima
Kikazi: casual House Boat
HorusFive: [Tifa] "I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds"
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
ShaneLeeAtk: She hits harder than Ultima
Dezufnocosem: you hit it right the dialup modem
Helrumyc: that did less that her punch
snowcookies: gg
thrythlind: ooof
KingJimmeh: Less than a Deathblow though xD
ArchRequiemD: I love fantastic Nukes
Foxmar320: oh look a sub
ponbern: fair and balanced magic
Lord_ZYRK: Lafajet why? On/Off, and what more could you need?
Alahmnat: Ultima does 5/6ths of a Tifa
GapFiller: oooh sub
JakeKamas: and yet, somehow less damage than Tifa
Pandax0: 5k from ultima, 6k from tifa's fists
someusername5: animation too long, less damage per second
p3nguinkin: not as powerful as her kick though...
embyrr_the_dragon: Less damage than a death blow
red_shoes_jeff: Only 5K damage? LAME.
GapFiller: Hoagies!
dialMforMara: what does the submarine say on the tower?
incslayer: steal the red one its obviously faster
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TehAmelie: Ultima does hit everyone though
Orlantia: less impressive visuals than I would have thought
plummeting_sloth: oh, Sub in your choice of colors
RomanGoro: cool submarine
Eclipseon: We found Char's submarine
TXC2: SUB HYPE FIFTY
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GapFiller: Hoagies an Grindrs ahoy!
arcanist1740: man speaking of parts of this game I forgot existed...
northos: wait, but that's Tifa's job :P
benspaceguy: hate to see soft attacker
Foxmar320: Kicked it apart
thrythlind: They break apart just like any other machine.
plummeting_sloth: hard attacker, glass jaw
Zyme86: red: 480, tifa 6500 dmg
richard_ermen: You know what that was? In german we have a saying: "Mit Kanonen auf Spatzen schießen" - "Using cannons to shoot sparrows" :D
TXC2: "she'll kick you apart!"
AlphaHelixNZ: I always preferred the look of Ultima from FFVI. Big blue shockwave rather than green mist.
twitch_xeo: Would be nice if we had Tifa's Limit ready for Carry Armor
TehAmelie: [Protomen quote about machines here}
SAT_Holmes: tifa has become a god
richard_ermen: It feels appropriate
GapFiller: well we knw how much Yuffie likes boats we shd bring her along here Kappa
TaubeTilda: what turned tifa into One Punch Man? OMG
yallz: is anyone else thinking this might be too easy?
TehAmelie: is that the Bonaparte?
HorusFive: @richard_ermen Love it
TheUnfoundPath: Tiny Tonk
plummeting_sloth: it adorable!
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AwkwardBirb: Hmm. 0 mana Fist or 130 mana Ultima?
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Anubis169: TaubeTilda: Powersoul glove + Curse ring
Lafajet: Does this mean Tifa needs to register her fists as lethal weapons?
Vanbael: Senior Grunt is what Mako energy does to your body
PharaohBender27: I'm sure that's an ordinary save point and there's no chance there's an upcoming boss fight Kappa
Kaorti: decent showing from cloud there
TheMoatman: Is a Big Shell an abnormal shell?
TaubeTilda: ty!!
Vanbael: Mako, not even once
HorusFive: Hey, somebdody else got a kill. Good for you Cloud
Alahmnat: lol
BrainBetter: I see the gun carrier and I want it to fall backwards like the tank in _Keep Your Hands Off Of Eizouken_.
TheMoatman: Tifa's fists: Meteor and Holy
yallz: @TheMoatman no, the shells are normally big that shell was abnormally tiny
rycore1: That's Kevin, they went to Boot together
Vanbael: Big fan, can tifa punch me?
dialMforMara: did Cloud work with this guy at some point?
jonasjonIV: "we went to basic training together!"
JDogg2K4: He worked with you before?
TheUnfoundPath: Wow, tiny tank was not a game I thought i'd be remembering about today.
Saphling: I loved naming Cloud "Toast" for that one line. "You! You're Toast!"
incslayer: maybe you worked together?
TehAmelie: Tifa's fists aren't registered as Lethal Weapons. they're registered as Weapons
Foxmar320: Wow Tifa a bit much don't ya think
Dread_Pirate_Westley: More relevant to the last few seconds of your life, that's Tifa.
TheWanderingNomad: @Vanbael - Depends, are you tired of this life?
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
Lafajet: I think you might be beating up your Shinra boot camp pal or something
snowcookies: Tifa is OP
PharaohBender27: OH REALLY?
plummeting_sloth: Tifa confirmed 6th WEAPON
embyrr_the_dragon: Presumably Cloud's face is all over wanted posters in Shinra
p3nguinkin: clearly they did not see tifa turn that last man inside out
TheMoatman: "What about this huge materia?" *Tifa flexes"
Kaorti: Tifa Weapon
richard_ermen: I wonder...do they realize how many people we needed to kill to get to them?
Orlantia: wait, @richard_ermen does that mean that sparrows literally translates to shitters? or am I parsing that incorrectly
GapFiller: embyrr_the_dragon but just Cloud
PhoebeTheGrey: why is Tifa counting?
HorusFive: WEAPON TIFA
Scarbble: you don't deserve this huge materia toblerone
Saphling: Just let Tifa take care of Sephiroth
yallz: honestly tifa makes uma thurman in kill bill look like a wimp
TXC2: I how you can do this in the remake, and Tifa just Purées people :P
dialMforMara: @PhoebeTheGrey cursed ring
AwkwardBirb: These meatsacks don't even add to her count.
TXC2: *hope
Lafajet: Oh lawd, she coming
Alahmnat: I did like that in the remake one of the grunts does recognize Cloud.
GapFiller: this is the Agatha Fisty content weve all been craving
PharaohBender27: @embyrr_the_dragon Tifa's would be as well, but no one has survived long enough to relay a description of her
ArchRequiemD: I believe there are several items in here that can be missed forever
LordShadner: 80% cover I believe
incslayer: i wonder what tipped them of?
gOckley: should we give tifa steal so she can level it up to MUG?
theshinyakuma: heya
plummeting_sloth: so you ARE after handing us our own asses!
KingJimmeh: They are meat
northos: they have a parliament down here? :P
TehAmelie: it's a materia, it's huge, of course we want it
p3nguinkin: no, Tifa is just after a challange!!!
Nydestroyer: Only after you killed the 7th guard unit did we know you really wanted the huge materia
someusername5: normal sized materia is just not large enough
hunkajunk: Wait a tick... after this boss you get the submarine don't you. That means you can get 2x Cut.... Ready for Tifa to just annihilate EVERYTHING
rogerivany: Dead, those guys are dead.
LordShadner: dead Graham, their dead
stateofcomatose: "Hey uh... Cloud? Do you wanna help some?" - Tifa probably
Mangledpixel: a member of the underwater parliament
Kaorti: 1 kill a second, ad infinum.
Vanbael: more like Six Feet Under MP
richard_ermen: @Orlantia sparrows /= doves :D
Saphling: Yuffie's line here is "It's a crane-game!" which I love.
LordShadner: so give Tifa fury?
Lafajet: Omae wa mou shindeiru
theshinyakuma: oh did he get final heaven?
AlphaHelixNZ: Underwater MP lets you cast underwater spells. Kappa
TXC2: who needs limit break when just on shot stuff any how? Kappa
HorusFive: On the next episode- Tifa infiltrates the Brotherhood of Steel
quasi79fu: had to make food now im back
GapFiller: theshinyakuma beginning o the strem
accountmadeforants: Nah, it's gonna be Tifa going "Finally, a chance to release my true potential" the moment something actually lives.
quasi79fu: we still underwater?
jonasjonIV: burning the copper off them
theshinyakuma: @GapFiller sweet!
red_shoes_jeff: GREEN FLAME!
AwkwardBirb: @HorusFive she IS the Brotherhood of Steel.
constablecrab: pennyGreenflame
Saphling: A crane-game!
Nameless_Sword: the effect is based on their weapon though rigth?
SeiichiSin: Chemical fire, green flames.
hunkajunk: The elemental doesn't change the lok of the weapon, the weapon itself does that.
Genie_M: yuuuge
plummeting_sloth: Something hits Tifa twice "You just made me bleed my own blood"
rycore1: A weapon to surpass Huge Materia
TheUnfoundPath: That's IT?!
HorusFive: It's very far away
richard_ermen: @Orlantia Unless you meant as in translate then yes "spatzen" = "sparrows" pretty directly
quasi79fu: uh wasnt that a reactor powering the place?
northos: yeah, the hit VFX is determined by the equipped weapon I think
JDogg2K4: It's big, but not that big
PharaohBender27: @HorusFive :D
lirazel64: Can you see Tifa at Fight Club?
TehAmelie: everyone who's following Kill Six Billion Demons is going "oh right"
jameswanders: Do we know if the remake also calls it "huge" materia? I feel like there must be better options
Bahumot: The short cut is Tifa punching through the walls.
PharaohBender27: Ohai Reno
KinoGami: reno just standing there
plummeting_sloth: if we have Tifa punch a hole in the sub, we just migh make it
Myriades: can you remove Cloud and Red from the party to speed combat even further? They're just dead weight at this point
Kaorti: Hello Reno, Goodbye Reno.
red_shoes_jeff: Hi Reno!
twitch_xeo: Carry Armor says hi
richard_ermen: This shortcut courtesy of Shinra Corp, all rights reserved.
quasi79fu: is that ur sub?
GapFiller: TehAmelie we shd get Alex in for this bit
HorusFive: Ok, new plan. Don't need to steal the Materia if we steal the Sub
aerohydra: speedrun killer
Crad0k: carry armor time
Alahmnat: I remember this part from Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah, I bet it is a boss "fight"
Saphling: Reno is having a good time in the remake
Kikazi: guesses on how long this fight will last?
GapFiller: Awkward
peejeeful: ok il unload these fist
ThoughtProt: ahh shoot i missed joining at 1
TheWanderingNomad: It's too bad, I liked Reno
jameswanders: @Alahmnat I replayed a bunch of LucasArts games a few months ago :)
twitch_xeo: Carry Armor can be a bitch
TheWanderingNomad: Oh I thought we were about to Boss Fight him
Lord_ZYRK: SWIGGITY SWOOTY WutFace
JDogg2K4: and tifa just obliterates it in a turn
AlphaHelixNZ: @alahmnat Controlling that thing was always such a pain in the butt.
drfox17: this thing might survive 1 round with tifa
GapFiller: lol
TehAmelie: or else what? you gonna find out what your constituent atoms can do against the fists of Tifa?
blackandgold61: man this boss was the bane of my first play through
drfox17: just 1
ThoughtProt: I guess I should wait till its all one vod, should I?
red_shoes_jeff: What is this even FOR!?
MrUglama: who was that?
plummeting_sloth: Carry on my Carry Armor
Kaorti: my priority is not getting exploded by Tifa.
TheWanderingNomad: Place your bets Chat - how many Punches can Carry Armor take?
Alahmnat: @jameswanders I'm replaying The Dig right now, hehe
Vanbael: I give it 16 seconds
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richard_ermen: @red_shoes_jeff Its to carry stuff, obviously :D
TheUnfoundPath: I keep seeing a head wearing a fez in the groin area.
CAKHost: Basically, we gonna recreate Project A-Ko
n_mandrag: Is it more like a Jim Carry or a Drew ?
Saphling: wow
SAT_Holmes: so they're using the huge matiria to power the ship?
twitch_xeo: lol
Lord_ZYRK: Carry armor? Adam needs one of these Keepo
JDogg2K4: O.O
northos: yup
ShDragon: Those textures, haha
FlameAndAir: uhhhh
1losttheGame: GAME
Saphling: I.... have never seen that before
Jarlax: isn't haste bad on tifa
HorusFive: Anyone else see that?
Saphling: do it again
Bahumot: Yes we did
GapFiller: yes
accountmadeforants: Yup
SeiichiSin: Yes, yes we did.
Scarbble: quake had a bit of a time
BrainBetter: That texture was _interesting_.
Scrubbodiestobears: lmao
hunkajunk: QUAKE BROKE THROUGH THE WORLD
Saphling: that was great
jonasjonIV: the 80s are atakcing
SeiichiSin: It was derpy.
jameswanders: @n_mandrag Carry On would have to be Jim
plummeting_sloth: bit of a texture whoopsie
Riandisa: That was new
Zaghrog: woah
Saphling: neeeeat
Crad0k: quake went into the negative world
theshinyakuma: looked like missing No.
Kaorti: huh
AwkwardBirb: that was weird
kamelion84: katesWat
Genie_M: colorful!
richard_ermen: Oo
BusTed: Neat.
coelopteryx: party quake!
HorusFive: Of course no clip tool today...
peejeeful: neet
TXC2: textures said no
Orlantia: neat!
GapFiller: that is an INTERESTING tesxture
Alsritt: makes u wonder why, with 6+ people, cloud n co never leave behind people to deal with the big angry things and have LITERALLY ANYONE go get the big imporant thing
GhostOfACoffeeCup: grafiti texture?
LadyAiluros: WOW
Bobb1t: Quake 3, with the boxes the game was shipped in
SnivianMoon: It went full Bismuth!
TehAmelie: very weird
Lafajet: hush, texture map seems messed up
Alahmnat: the bloomin' onion is moldy
AlphaHelixNZ: What the?!
Zaghrog: yup, Meteorain is awesome
chrono2x: and dumpstered
Saphling: wooww
jonasjonIV: meterain, different from metor
northos: 22 seconds down :D
TheUnfoundPath: Deleted
GapFiller: lol
TXC2: so 22 secounds
Orgmastron: GGEZ
GamesAndInk: Cool boss fight bro
richard_ermen: That was....suprisingly quick Oo
ShDragon: Or, you know, Tifa could just punch it to pieces.
TheWanderingNomad: Daaaaaaaaang Tifa
fexworldwide: You killed that poor robot.
drfox17: TIFA LOCKHART
HorusFive: Didn't seem like a boss fight...
RagingTrees: red didnt get to use his rip
nemryn: bye-bye, Carry Armor
Nameless_Sword: welll that seemed easy
yallz: 22 seconds, now that was a boss
Kaorti: But we already have that.
theshinyakuma: i see the tifa strats are in full effect
TehAmelie: you just kicked a mecha so hard it disintegrated
plummeting_sloth: well, there goes Tifa's only chance to get a limit break
twitch_xeo: I thought we already had the God's Hand :D
MacSquizzy: Here Carry Armor, try carryin this L
ipoddodd: You just took God's Hand
Saphling: treasure chests!
Vanbael: Tifa has a hell of an undefeated streaknow
jameswanders: When you know what you're doing... Is this game too easy?
dialMforMara: clearly not already in the water
northos: if only there were a second, different submarine :P
AlphaHelixNZ: I love Meteorain. It’s closer to old school Meteo than Comet 2 is.
arcanist1740: follow that submarine!
masterfrog316: careful u can miss chests herte
plummeting_sloth: Damn the Submarine. Damn, the Submarine's Gas!
LordShadner: no that's just what people call her fists
KinoGami: clearly you can pilot a submarine
Saphling: buuuut
twitch_xeo: 255 Accuracy for Death Blow, neat
Saphling: yeah
Kaorti: It's almost relevant!
GapFiller: but is it Powersoul powerful?
yallz: 150% more attack?
KingJimmeh: I like that G was so maybe about the current Tifa combo and is now We're Not Using Anything Else
snowcookies: for Cait?
richard_ermen: Question: In a world with magic, why not simply cast breathe water and jump on top the sinking submarine?
Zappeljakob: !card trumpet blast
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Saphling: There's a weapon for Cid, iirc, and Leviathan Scales
benspaceguy: I prefer the battle saxophone
HorusFive: Will it let you hear Cait Sith from the Bench?
Orlantia: is there a randomizer run for ff7?
LegionofLashes: battle trumpet? isnt that just barret's victory noise
KinoGami: richard_ermen they don't have the udnerwater materia yet
Zaghrog: the Attack% defines chance to hit, and is compared with the target's Defense%
Nydestroyer: I just picture the guy driving cait sith hiding his own weapons around for himself lol
tenthtechpriest: yeah, emerald weapon is just outside
drfox17: @richard_ermen doesn't save you from pressure death
AwkwardBirb: @Orlantia according to this https://www.debigare.com/randomizers/ no :/
LordShadner: Graham the guards?!
yallz: @richard_ermen magic only exists in brief windows where we take turns fighting
Orlantia: awww
chrono2x: Is Tifa using the Powersoul or the Master Fist?
snowcookies: one of those weapons is literally in the Shinra building
plummeting_sloth: Not an issue, Tifa can simply punch the ocen away from herself
Alsritt: is this track just at a ton of weird pitches or is there an issue with the stream
RagingTrees: oh scimitar has triple ap
Saphling: acting busy
aerohydra: firewalkin
TXC2: running away from Tifa?
Lafajet: They saw Tifa and are panicking
masterfrog316: wttai item
GapFiller: Alsritt whats yr strem quality?
ArchRequiemD: That should be Cids triple growth weapon
northos: okay, but what does it scale Kappa
quasi79fu: are those guards break dancing?
richard_ermen: I think they're doing a Three-Stooges-routine...with four people.
RagingTrees: scimitar is a spear unfortunately
Lord_ZYRK: That's a pretty standard drill for submarine teams, Graham MiniK
t3h_f1gm3nt: cid
Saphling: Cid
aerohydra: ciod
RagingTrees: for some reason
SAT_Holmes: they are trying to run away from tifa.
Scrubbodiestobears: why is scimitar a spear lmao
Alsritt: 720 @GapFiller
Kaorti: huh
northos: Shinzon's :P
Zaghrog: translation error?
plummeting_sloth: you know, Scimitar. That well known pole arm
BusTed: The ol' long-scimitar.
rycore1: more like CIDmitar
Foxmar320: ummmm
hunkajunk: It's a scimitar on a stick ok
Twinklebees: I think it's more like a Naginata
Saphling: Scimitar, Mop. they're all the same, right?
Zappeljakob: they are dancing for you, how nice
Kaorti: Translation of nagamaki or naginata maybe?
ipoddodd: Scimitar on a stick
AwkwardBirb: yeah that's a fair response
HorusFive: Well, Scissors aren't a gun, but they're for Barret aren't they
Lafajet: Is it supposed to be a naginata or something?
FlameAndAir: Those soldiers are having a bad day
Vanbael: Famous last word
Foxmar320: That poor man
SK__Ren: It's more of a Guan Dao iirc
KingJimmeh: Red just sits there
GapFiller: Alsritt hm cant help there
GapFiller: thought it might be a lowquality issue as it usually is for me
Orlantia: that's not a scimitar
fexworldwide: "In retrospect we probably shouldn't have spent so long running in circles!"
HorusFive: No, but SHE is
rycore1: \
jonasjonIV: "taking over this ship? What a good idea!"
GapFiller: Tifa just rolling straight thru these guys
jameswanders: is a submarine a "ship"?
RomanGoro: Yes
plummeting_sloth: what's your's is S-mine
GapFiller: jameswanders yes
JDogg2K4: You're getting more xp for those guys than I think you deserve
fexworldwide: Tifa just kicked that guy clean in half.
Kaorti: Anyone seen the most recent Kill Six Billion Demons strip? That's Tifa now.
Saphling: "Ok"
nemryn: it's not yours it s'mine
PharaohBender27: OK
gualdhar: does Tifa have the long range materia on?
HorusFive: Tifa, I got you this Sub.
twitch_xeo: ya
Foxmar320: Sir they have Tifa with them
TheMandrew: finally, a guard with sense!
Mangledpixel: in the original Japanese the 'scimitar' weapon is called 'Green Dragon Crescent Blade'
GapFiller: jameswanders we shd take Yuffie along for her opinion of whether or not this is a ship
TXC2: I'm Imagining Tifa doing some Riki-oh level of damage on these guards
plummeting_sloth: honestly, Tifa is great for submarine combat. Can't shoot a hole in the side of teh ship
GapFiller: Three Wolf Moon!
plummeting_sloth: I have that T-Shirt!
TheWanderingNomad: @Mangledpixel - Wasn't that Guan Yu's spear?
accountmadeforants: That was one hell of a moon jpeg
Vanbael: holy crap red!
Kaorti: Five Finger, Five Point Strike, Total Life Obliteration. Brought to you by Tifa Lockhart.
RighteousDevil: Let's go to the Gold Saucer next and bankrupt the battle arena!
Orlantia: when Tifa boops your nose, you wake up next week
someusername5: just one wolf moon
Swissfrankie: glad to see you huys safe :)
GapFiller: golf clap for Red
Alahmnat: Three Red Moon
RuiFaleiro: Tifa could absolutely punch a hole in the side of a sub.
Zaghrog: Red deal more damage than Tifa with that attack
richard_ermen: Hihi, Red going really quickly 'Wait, I'm a valuable team member too!"
ipoddodd: A little theiving
TehAmelie: scimitar is an arabic word isn't ut? probably some fascinating etymology there
Mangledpixel: TheWanderingNomad it was indeed
AwkwardBirb: @Orlantia that implies you survived the boop.
jameswanders: Great line in PerfectDark: You shoot one guard, another runs up and says "Oh no! Ehh... I never really liked him anyway"
twitch_xeo: I love the cheese for the Sub chase. "Just go up".
TheWanderingNomad: @Mangledpixel - Ah ha, all those years playing Dynasty Warriors pays off :P
Saphling: these guys!
jameswanders: (it's on the submarine section: thus relevance!)
plummeting_sloth: REd, if you're gonna do a limit, due Lunatic so Tifa can get her limit. Be useful!
Saphling: they're sweet
GapFiller: o its these guys!
BusTed: yoink
HorusFive: I almost want to let you live long enough to dance
TheWarbo: wow, what a speech to rally the troops
fexworldwide: It would not be their first victory.
quasi79fu: this a dance battle?
arcanist1740: ah hey we taught them that!
TXC2: these poor sweet idiots
peejeeful: are these your dance buddys
Saphling: they're the guys you trained with for the parade
dudecon: Tiffa is Raven from Snow Crash now?
Foxmar320: Spare them from Tifa :P
LadyAiluros: isn't using a gun on a sub a bad idea?
HorusFive: Almost...
RighteousDevil: Prisoner
kamelion84: katesWat
LightingExpert13: prisoner
Kaorti: These are the guys you trained with for the parade
RighteousDevil: Make them your F R I E N D S
Boiler_bot: Let them surrender. Why not
jonasjonIV: Cloud was them
1losttheGame: wait is this the guy who taught you the victory dance stuff?
SK__Ren: These are you're training buddies
gualdhar: let them live
TXC2: LadyAiluros yes, very
fexworldwide: Comic relief.
arcanist1740: we can't kill them NOW, they're doing fanfare!
plummeting_sloth: Look you have Tifa. That's basically a war crime
nemryn: these guys are too pathetic to kill
Foxmar320: lol
ghostvalv: space dandy
TXC2: !clips
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BusTed: Jammin'
quasi79fu: uh Macarena?
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
LadyAiluros: the potty dance
Saphling: weird hand-wringing
PharaohBender27: :D
ipoddodd: Grooving
Lord_ZYRK: Cloud has contracted Disco Fever
saucemaster5000: for pity's sake, you've killed everyone they ever knew...
Gekyouryuu: stylin' on 'em
plummeting_sloth: is Cloud... doing the Monkey?
ShaneLeeAtk: Do the HUstle!
Pandax0: its the white guy shimmy
SerGarretCameron: he's handwringing.
TheUnfoundPath: He's crafting something
Saphling: I love how he just sinks down
RagingTrees: makes sense
GapFiller: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Foxmar320: Red knows how to drive
saucemaster5000: I can't take it anymore.... must boogie
RighteousDevil: Red XIII, Master Submariner
TheWanderingNomad: Look G, just let the lion dog drive
damn_i_am_pretty: 420 yo
plummeting_sloth: or.. OR we could go get Cid?
fexworldwide: Clou-straphobic.
AwkwardBirb: he's doing what all good pilots are doing: PRESS RANDOM BUTTONS
jameswanders: One issue with this game is I now feel like every decision like the prisoner one has a great reward for _one_ path.
twitch_xeo: He also has motion sickness, remember
drfox17: does yuffie just puke?
nemryn: luckily, the lion-wolf knows how to drive a submarine
AlphaHelixNZ: A little late but: a submarine is traditionally considered a “boat” rather than a ship.
Uzumaki15: He got over that very fast
sivakrytos: this room is very NOT confined for a submarine
thrythlind: awwww, things keep freezing
MaceLight: can i get an invite to the discord?
stateofcomatose: I mean, spend some time in a tank and you would probably be claustrophobic too I guess
Saphling: Red, with his lack of opposable thumbs, will be a fine driver
dialMforMara: up dives?
gualdhar: it's like motion sickness, but completely different
Bahumot: The Submarine Mini game was my favorite in the Gold Saucer.
ipoddodd: Note that it's inverted vertically
SAT_Holmes: Inverted controls.
fexworldwide: All submarines are covert.
fexworldwide: Overt submarines are called boats.
plummeting_sloth: I think teh sub that was painted pink is pretty overt
jameswanders: @Bahumot I'm glad someone enjoying it :)
drfox17: does yuffie just vomit here?
GapFiller: !uptime
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Syntheticuh: Are you gonna fight the weapons?
LightingExpert13: do not like inverted controls. Nope
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twitch_xeo: Just go UP right at the start
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gualdhar: @fexworldwide my submarines are loud and obnoxious
Nameless_Sword: the last mini-game if I remember
Alsritt: !quote
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GapFiller: drfox17 she certainly doesnt have a great time of it yeh
Bahumot: This part in the remake is going to be a whole game.
Foxmar320: Good start Cloud you found the switch
Saphling: just follow the red sub, get behind it, and shoot. It can take like ten seconds
coelopteryx: it's you
amative1: It's you!
GapFiller: We Get Signal
jameswanders: @Syntheticuh If you mean get pulverized by them, then I think he's said yes.
Ritaspirithntr: Red Leader, this is Blue Leader. What are your coordinates?
Lord_ZYRK: You know what you doing. Take off every SUB
TheWarbo: why does Shinra have "advice for defeating other Shinra subs" in the manual?
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Rioxcon: I want this to look exactly the same in the remake
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GapFiller: How Are You Gentlemen
KingJimmeh: That is very PS1 Demo Disc
Bobb1t: Oh look, we're in Kingdom Hearts
Foxmar320: lol
Saphling: yup
ghostvalv: gg?
BrindleBoar: so challenging
BusTed: Yeah ok.
AwkwardBirb: I must have never gotten far in VII, this isn't even remotely familiar.
kamelion84: katesWat katesLol katesLol katesLol
TamesLovesGames: gg ez
Zaghrog: forgot how easy this was
dialMforMara: what did I just watch
quasi79fu: thats it?
Alahmnat: well that was easy
ArghyV: Warning! Also alert!
Crad0k: erm
Alsritt: look at Starfox over here
ShDragon: Holy moly, I *completely* forgot this exists.
Foxmar320: This looks like the Gummie ships from KH
PharaohBender27: katesGG
Nameless_Sword: very easy minigame
fexworldwide: Well that was a brief diversion.
snowcookies: lol
TXC2: ok then
HorusFive: !clip
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NimrodXIV: those sure are some graphics
Pandax0: Cloud Strife in, the hunt for Red Materia.
Bradway1: Got em!
KingJimmeh: Were we firing Tifa?
twitch_xeo: huh. Was it supposed to start right in front of you?
jameswanders: @Syntheticuh though I'm sure there's a bit donation level that might change his mind.
Nydestroyer: They just put tifa in the missile
tenthtechpriest: this is real dumb minigame
SK__Ren: I legit missed that
coelopteryx: received the entire submarine
Wrexadecimal: sub hype lrrBEEJ
Saphling: that's my usual experience with that bit
GapFiller: well yr can always play it again in the Gold Saucer
Saphling: ten seconds
AlphaHelixNZ: This plays faster than I remember it.
LightingExpert13: @Bobb1t that's what i was just thinking
TheWarbo: 'Received "Shinra Sub"' okay then
GamesAndInk: @LoadingReadyRun Normally it's longer but Tifa just got out and punched the enemy sub
RobotHitchhiker: Tifa torpedoes
AwkwardBirb: that's a big key item
plummeting_sloth: I literally got up to get a class of water
hunkajunk: Someone clip G unloading on them
plummeting_sloth: hehe.. # 2
sivakrytos: there's a bit more content in it at the saucer iirc
theshinyakuma: oh he can get cids ultima now
someusername5: "how are you?"
plummeting_sloth: How are you?
coelopteryx: "we're all fine here"
Vanbael: lrrFINE
niccus: oh darn we're #2
LegionofLashes: lrrFINE
LadyAiluros: we're all fine here how are you
Bobb1t: @LightingExpert13 Now we just need to get Beej in to sing Disney songs
thrythlind: "Boring conversation anyway"
GapFiller: lrrFINE
TheWarbo: boring conversation anyway
snowcookies: lrrFINE
Alahmnat: I'm glad we all got there together
TXC2: "boring conversation anyway"
jameswanders: "Roger" "No, this is Cloud"
1losttheGame: WAIT im confused
Saphling: and watch out for the emerald weapon
amative1: Take off every SUB
coelopteryx: nyoom
jonasjonIV: vorp
LightingExpert13: @Bobb1t oh wouldn't that be lovely
Zappeljakob: YEET
Saphling: gotta go to Junon airport
AwkwardBirb: @jameswanders copy that, Victor
fry_dx: But the materias
richard_ermen: "in babys like this one"??
TheWarbo: oooh, facewater
HorusFive: !hydrate
Saphling: hydration get
TXC2: we blew our balest tanks FAST!
WampaX: Don't forget to get Hades
quasi79fu: are their areeas underwater you can go to with the sub?
hunkajunk: Hey G, are ya gonna go into the sunken Gelnika?
Foxmar320: Thats a good place for water
SeiichiSin: Water? No coffee?
Lord_ZYRK: Ol' Graham "Water Face" Stark
GapFiller: Brake Thyme!
gualdhar: remember to use the right face hole Graham
GapFiller: !break
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jameswanders: Oh I thought he said "Butter"
TXC2: Water: you've made of it Kappa
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
GapFiller: !uptime
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plummeting_sloth: Dan, I should get some water too
plummeting_sloth: er, dang that is
Pandax0: Man, could you imagine a socially distanced desert bus?
LightingExpert13: LRRbot so smart to suggest that for us
TXC2: by all of this over by DB, I thought they meant the play through :P
TehAmelie: water is good, but have you considered alcoholes?
drfox17: @Pandax0 We don't talk about Desert Bus from Home yet
GapFiller: mmm alkihole
PharaohBender27: OK, going to make myself some early lunch! katesWave
TXC2: Pandax0 so Zeta shift all the time then? Kappa
Nydestroyer: Ian just has to build a bunch of robot arms for the moon base
TXC2: so long PharaohBender27 eat well
Nydestroyer: then they can telebus
odamadillo: I guess it was wise to have plastic containers of liquid for hydration next to me for easy access
Pandax0: @TXC2 I dont think anyone can handle that much Beej.
thrythlind: meanwhile, I'll continue fighting comic book soviets in this other game
AlphaHelixNZ: At least there’s no inexplicable squeaking this time. Kappa
jdkirkham03: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36:56.
TXC2: AlphaHelixNZ THERES NOT? Kappa
Foxmar320: Welcoem back
TXC2: and we're back
GapFiller: welcombe back G
GapFiller: whats for lunch?
TXC2: #Content
Mr_Horrible: mmm, delicious content
Saphling: I made pourover, myself
GapFiller: mm content
SeaTekCrazyMax: Oh no
plummeting_sloth: I made some hamburgers!
1losttheGame: grooooos
tenthtechpriest: is it cheese?
LadyAiluros: yogurt now?
AlphaHelixNZ: @txc2 If you hear squeaking, be sure to have your neck checked.
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Saphling: it's developing culture and language?
GapFiller: uh oh questionable milk
Foxmar320: Ahh yes best not to test that milk then
TheWarbo: For some reason the phrase "Moonbase Milk" really messes with me
WampaX: Grham, don't forget to get Hades from the sub
Mr_Horrible: uh oh, let's not have a repeat of The Fridge Incident
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Genie_M: go get emerald weapon
Saphling: Junon airport scene to see the plane missing?
TXC2: AlphaHelixNZ nah, that clicks more then squeaks :P
Boiler_bot: Submarine! Yeah!
LadyAiluros: go to the plane
thrythlind: cheer1000 Re: terrible LP mistakes: discovering you did your one successful run of the OblivAeon scenario on Sentinels of the Multiverse (about 90 minutes) with your mic muted.
quasi79fu: what is hades?
Saphling: *plane leaving
Genie_M: (not yet)
red_shoes_jeff: That's a gone gun!
tezzerettinkerer: mtgngKweh mtgngKweh mtgngKweh
AlphaHelixNZ: How does one milk a Moonbase?
Mr_Horrible: presumably Hades summon from somewhere underwater?
Fenrir_Azazel: fight weapons with op tifa
adi_pie: More of a gone than a gun at this point.
TehAmelie: i liked the submarine minigame, but i think young me estimated it was incredibly poor GP/hour at the gold saucer
odamadillo: @loadingreadyrun Vincent story?
GapFiller: just personally I always roll the dice of dated milk
GapFiller: but Id never recommend it for anyone else
Nameless_Sword: we also need to pick up the hgue materia from the crash sub from out battle just now
aerohydra: hades is in the crashed sub
Saphling: Double-Cut and Hades, and hard battles for everyone but Tifa
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I know I just killed like 200 of your friends, but there's 10 buckets
quasi79fu: cAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN hADES? iS IT A SUMMON?
MacSquizzy: @thrythlind oof
aerohydra: yes hades is a summon
RegulusPratus: Yeah, Hades is a summon
GapFiller: quasi79fu yes and dont shout
WampaX: Hades is n the crashed sub
fry_dx: That's a weird place to put the caution sign
Zaghrog: quasi79fu Hades inflicts a bunch of statuses on all enemies
quasi79fu: sorry caps button was stuck I fixed it
Boiler_bot: There were at least 25 other Shinra Rockets I guess?
Mr_Horrible: "Look, a giant one of those things that shoot out my bum occassionally"
BlightningHelix: IIRC, there are rocket launchers in this world, right?
Gatoden: what a boat.
Foxmar320: wow that things looks amazing
Saphling: yup
richard_ermen: Yikes...that one serviceman, who didn't get the memo :D
sivakrytos: it's bigger on the inside!
plummeting_sloth: man, that is some Studio Ghibli shit right there
Zaghrog: yup
thrythlind: it looks like it's been over eating
BlightningHelix: Like I remember an enemy firing a rocket launcher at me but I might be misremembering.
LadyAiluros: that plane should not be able to get off the ground
niccus: some sort of a spruce pelican
Genie_M: they nneed this size for the yuuuuuge materia
Lordofironstorm: It's so aerodynamic
HorusFive: Dessert Camo? Bold choice
plummeting_sloth: such a tubby plane
TXC2: what is the aerodynamic co-efficient on that?
LadyAiluros: what even are physics
GapFiller: the Gelnika aka the Guernica as in Picasso
ghostvalv: looks like an upside down gravy boat with wings
chrono2x: chest?
accountmadeforants: It's an iron with wings
jonasjonIV: of course
MacSquizzy: @TXC2 the coefficient is Bigly
AlphaHelixNZ: Off course!
GapFiller: it does have that Spruce Moose quality abt it come to think of it
Saphling: You can hear the Wall Market weapon's guy musing about the "Relnika" in the remake
cyplix8: Why didn't we skip all of this and just wait for them in Rocket Town. That's where they were going anyway.
MacSquizzy: we have the best coefficients
richard_ermen: I really like that Fat Bird Airship Design :D
JakeKamas: isn't the huge materia in the sea right now?
HorusFive: Tifa, leave some battle for the other children
ipoddodd: Wouldn't the design cause the bottom to act as wings, forcing the ship down?
Bobb1t: You got key item "Raised fenicular"
Mr_Horrible: We've been after the Huge Materia all this time, but we never realized what we were really searching for... was the Hug Materia
Saphling: ahaha
fry_dx: Everything looks like a chest if you squint hard enough barrSting barrSqueent
drfox17: oh no
plummeting_sloth: oh no!
plummeting_sloth: no ones gonna get a turn again?
dudecon: Yeah, how did they get it out of the sea?
aerohydra: theres 4 huge materia in pieces
GapFiller: Kassius Ohno!?
Kaorti: Drums! Drums in the deep!
Boiler_bot: dudecon it's from another reactor
accountmadeforants: You know, the "fades into red nothingness" death animation seemed like a console limitation at first. Now... now it seems appropriate.
Saphling: It's the one from Nibelheim, iirc, that they had already gotten
Wrexadecimal: sbubby
Genie_M: that's yuuge materia #4
Alsritt: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that the Gelnika should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Gelnkia, of course, flies anyways. Because Shinra doesn't care what humans think is impossible.
Genie_M: this is #3
GapFiller: speaking of for those unaware Chris Hero just got let go in the last round of WWE releases
hunkajunk: Time to go to the Sbubby, and then to the sunken airship!
Tasha_Eryn_Jay: Is Loadingrreadyrun.com down for anyone else???
TXC2: it wasn't even an elevator!
HorusFive: Elevator 0/10, not worth the price
Mr_Horrible: All these concierges have 3 eyes and it's weird
Bahumot: "I want my 10 gil back" made me laugh so hard XD
JDogg2K4: "There was no elevator in there. Give me my money back"
richard_ermen: Well...I for one would say it was a terrific 10-gil-ride for that matter :D
JakeKamas: Gotcha, thank you for answering my question Graham! I appreciate it : )
northos: @Tasha_Eryn_Jay your url is wrong (too many rs)
SAT_Holmes: one star elavator ride
AlphaHelixNZ: Maybe they just cast float on it?
Zaghrog: Tasha_Eryn_Jay open for me just fine
incslayer: @Alsritt maybe its some form of massive ground effect?
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
Saphling: save game?
Mangledpixel: Tasha_Eryn_Jay you've got 1 too many 'r's in there
ipoddodd: Bloop
quasi79fu: thats cool
plummeting_sloth: wilk
richard_ermen: Its the Underworld!
fry_dx: Emerald Weapon time?
Saphling: I've descended ONTO the Emerald before
Boiler_bot: So cool!
Foxmar320: Yay underwater
someusername5: go say hi
quasi79fu: wtf is that
MacSquizzy: no
Genie_M: you saved
Tasha_Eryn_Jay: I keep getting the cloudfire error screen
TXC2: BIG FISH!
Foxmar320: You got this
Genie_M: go for it!
richard_ermen: Emerald Weapon?
AwkwardBirb: Emerald Weapon Friend
LadyAiluros: yah no
JohnLockeCole: that is death
Orgmastron: oh hai
Bahumot: Hi Emerald
Wrexadecimal: Fight it, G. Tifa will win lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: Under The Sea /thelittlemermaid
Alsritt: go make friends with it!
ipoddodd: Fight it
Mr_Horrible: go talk to him, maybe he's friendly Kappa
rycore1: its Zac from League of Legends
JDogg2K4: That's the "do not go to" thing
RighteousDevil: Fight it
quasi79fu: oh its a weapon coool
jameswanders: I don't remember the submarine at all
RighteousDevil: Fiiiight iiiiit
jarnatan: emeraldkul
Wrexadecimal: big big, and I mean, BIG big.
1losttheGame: you got the Tifa , its fine!
incslayer: but you have tifa's fists
cyplix8: It's the best when you dive right on top of that thing.
quasi79fu: fight it
RegulusPratus: It's a big goober, and it just wants hugs
Genie_M: tifa stronk
Nameless_Sword: oh dear.... run away! run away!
plummeting_sloth: On your way, thank you
dudecon: Tifa can take him!
drfox17: but we have tifa!
quasi79fu: lol
awkwardreaper: hey its headless emerald lol
hunkajunk: You should go make friends with it.
arcanist1740: tifa's got this
Rioxcon: stay very still maybe it will not see you
TehAmelie: fun fact: that theory about bumblebees being physically unable to fly was completely discredited in like 1918
MacSquizzy: Bet tifa could take it
1losttheGame: you juuuust saved Kappa
HorusFive: Sounds like somebody else's issue now
Foxmar320: Tifa can one shot it im sure
Genie_M: fite it
Bahumot: That is the one thing Tifa cannot One-Punch.
KinoGami: and it has a half hour timer unless you get special materia
red_shoes_jeff: Tifa can take it!
JeromeFromNH: Tifa can kill it in under 60 seconds Kappa
GapFiller: yeh not even Tifa w/ The Godhand can handle it
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Saphling: It's easier to find up top
Morrigan9: omg i forgot underwater existed
incslayer: cheer100 please save and try once for chat?
fry_dx: It's around here somewhere
JohnLockeCole: Tifa should get her near death power boost just for being within sight of that thing
Zaghrog: the western side of this ocean
Saphling: it's in the inlet near Costa Del Sol
jameswanders: Graham what's the bit goal to beat all the weapons?
sivakrytos: it's over by lucrecia
theshinyakuma: what are you looking for?
Boiler_bot: Tifa cannot take it
plummeting_sloth: "On your bike. On your watery bike"
LadyAiluros: you can go to teh Vincent cave too
accountmadeforants: Tifa can take it, but the submarine can't. I imagine.
KinoGami: are we going to go visit vincent's wife?
Mr_Horrible: that *donk* on the emerald weapon tho
Saphling: easier to find up top
andysoo89: Tifa can’t one punch it... yet tangSip
TXC2: TehAmelie had no one fucking seen one in flight before then? :P
Genie_M: safe
Saphling: on the other side ofthe sand bar
Saphling: but definitely save your game
Ritaspirithntr: Emerald weapon got between me and the sunken craft at one point and it was awful!!
peejeeful: dive down in to emraled
Saphling: I've descended onto Emerald before
Lordofironstorm: Emerald Weapon was created to protect the planet in times of need. Instead it just kinda fucks around on the ocean floor for some reason
Foxmar320: I believe in the power of Tifa
Zaghrog: Saving the game might be a good idea
Saphling: yeah
Foxmar320: LOL
Saphling: that's why
Mr_Horrible: LUL
accountmadeforants: LUL
Boiler_bot: GAH
Genie_M: hi
richard_ermen: :D
quasi79fu: lol
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
1losttheGame: LUL
drfox17: um
Fenrir_Azazel: FIGHT IT
ShDragon: OHI
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
theshinyakuma: @Ritaspirithntr you just have to surface
Ritaspirithntr: When i got out of it too!!
ghostvalv: hi
Alsritt: MY BOI
AwkwardBirb: OH NO
TXC2: Clever girl
GapFiller: oh dear
dslucia: he does that sometimes
red_shoes_jeff: Let Tifa smash, you coward!
HorusFive: It KNOWS!
chrono2x: You can go above it
Saphling: Save game?
LadyAiluros: going up!
JDogg2K4: Hello
snowcookies: frand
MehallD: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mr_Horrible: "Looking for THIS?"
SignificantOtter: Sir
theshinyakuma: surface
Foxmar320: It heard you talked about it
GapFiller: WELP
richard_ermen: Go Go Gadgeto Death Fist!
awkwardreaper: it protects it if i remember
hunkajunk: just up and down.
theshinyakuma: he moves
Helrumyc: tell tifa to punch it
Ritaspirithntr: SEE!!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: he's just standing there.....MENACINGLY!
Metric_Furlong: "heard you were talking shit"
awkwardreaper: ah right
Wrexadecimal: So grinding gelnika? :P
Saphling: big fights
jameswanders: He's behind you!
awkwardreaper: thank god it disapeared hahaha
Bahumot: Emerald isn't that bright.
Vyous: Time to get hit for 9999?
Wrexadecimal: also summon incoming
LordShadner: Tifa needs 4XCut
Genie_M: hardest non-boss fights here
GapFiller: that was a real brown trouser moment there
Mr_Horrible: I remember that now, sometimes it's just waiting outside the downed ship
LordOfMalice: Look at the gamer brain on this guy
drfox17: wait, the same airplane?
MacSquizzy: it wants to scrap
1losttheGame: wait it just launched and now its crashed?
Ritaspirithntr: I didn’t know that first!!
GapFiller: o also The Turks are down here too
Zaghrog: that's not a bug, Emerald sometimes guards the Gelnika like that
fry_dx: "It turns out, humans were right and Shinra was wrong"
awkwardreaper: when he leaves he will go straight into battles it will be outside waiting lol
RobotHitchhiker: Get all the sources
theshinyakuma: they hurt
sivakrytos: don't worry too much about the turks continuity here...
ShaneLeeAtk: You can steal all kinds of Sources from them.
NoxStryx: do you HAVE to go underwater at any point? I don't remember ever doing it.
Mr_Horrible: they's creepy motherfuckers
odamadillo: Reno and Rude ahead.
hunkajunk: Oh no, thers' a 4th. It's a Sea Serpent :D
izztcoolyup: This is the ap farm spot
ArchRequiemD: Conformer + Yuffie + Morph
t3h_f1gm3nt: cids ultimate weapon is in here, aint it?
Saphling: no links, but good fights
masterfrog316: you can morph them all into sources
red_shoes_jeff: Neat.
ipoddodd: Cloud swinging his dead body around
RagingTrees: wow cloud has a sword named after him
theshinyakuma: but there is good materia and weapons here
PharaohBender27: Back with lunch - how goes Tifa's one -woman campaign to destroy Shinra?
Saphling: and turks
Foxmar320: Wait wat
SquirrelEarl: AP and Sources
GapFiller: hey G since weve seen Emmy any chance of checking out Ruby too?
Saphling: :D
quasi79fu: uhh
Rioxcon: how did you get here
jameswanders: @ShaneLeeAtk wait, does that mean Sources are effectively unlimited?
Ritaspirithntr: I think the Emerald Weapon can also spawn infront of the Gelnika when you leave it, there by trapping you.
TXC2: how? how did they get here?
SAT_Holmes: cloud gets the cloud
LadyAiluros: Morph with Conformer
SwiftAlpaca: don't forget to steal from both of them
ArchRequiemD: You can steal some good armor from them
fry_dx: Do you shirt up, Reno
GapFiller: Constantinople!
Mr_Horrible: Mr Worldwide what're you doing down here?
theshinyakuma: only if you come early enough
neuroflare: when you can land in north crater, there are these little bouncy ball looking enemies called movers that give incredible amounts of AP
Saphling: yup
TheMoatman: Spoilers: It's not
izztcoolyup: The enemies here suuuuck if you’re not prepared.
Foxmar320: Tifa deal with them
JDogg2K4: Tifa's got this
drfox17: oooh
drfox17: Tifa
sivakrytos: spoilers: it is not your last meeting
Bahumot: Get Punched
Nigouki: we got Tifa it's fine
ArchRequiemD: Steal
aerohydra: yeah technically its for after midgar because story, but submarine
rycore1: B I G G U A R D
GapFiller: o/~ Istanbul Not Constantinople o/~
Genie_M: well we talked about odin
TXC2: Tifa: Sic 'em
odamadillo: Steal from them!
Helrumyc: well, we'll see how bad that death timer really is
drfox17: make these men pay for sector 7
SwiftAlpaca: Very good things to steal
LadyAiluros: Rude's gonna get his face punched in by Tifa and like it
Bahumot: If Tifa gets confused....
jameswanders: Stupid strategy guide, not warning us!
theshinyakuma: @GapFiller great song
quasi79fu: why is he spinning/
Scrubbodiestobears: i feel like Tifa getting confused is going to be a hilarious comedy of errors
LordShadner: punch him
LadyAiluros: Esuna
TXC2: he's confused
odamadillo: Rude has best armour I think.
Saphling: Rude has a Ziedrich armor
chrono2x: Did Cloud just pick his own pockets?
quasi79fu: You spin me right round baby right round?
RighteousDevil: Normaly you just punch him but uh
arcanist1740: uh oh
RighteousDevil: OH NO
Zappeljakob: uh oh
Boiler_bot: OHSHIT
JDogg2K4: OH NO!
HorusFive: OH NO!!!
Nigouki: lol
ShDragon: Oh, THAT"S BAD
Foxmar320: LOL
Mr_Whyt: uh oh tifas conused
Saphling: oh no
1losttheGame: OH NO
GapFiller: RUH ROH
Scrubbodiestobears: HAHAHA
MaceLight: poor Rude, forced to try and kill the one he loves
Alahmnat: OH NO
RagingTrees: OH NOOOO
coelopteryx: oh god!!
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Crad0k: oops
someusername5: I'm sure it will be fine
jonasjonIV: ha
theshinyakuma: LMAO
Master_Gunner: oh no
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
AwkwardBirb: yikes
TXC2: oh dear
Foxmar320: Yessssss Tifa yesssss
JeromeFromNH: LUL
Saphling: oh noooo
Vanbael: uhh\
NojhLivic: Oh noes! The plan backfired
Genie_M: :D
gualdhar: oh dear
PharaohBender27: katesRip Cloud
Boiler_bot: TIFA NO
TheWarbo: Our one weakness: Tifa
thrythlind: did Tifa get confused?
theshinyakuma: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
TXC2: !clips
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Boiler_bot: RED
RomanGoro: How the turns tide!!
ipoddodd: BONK
GapFiller: !death
t3h_f1gm3nt: now WE are the ones who will be punched!
Zaghrog: This is why Confusion is the worst
thrythlind: ouch
dslucia: yeah ribbons make this a lot easier
Saphling: nice
TaubeTilda: THE gREEED
GapFiller: PAVE!
TehAmelie: welcome to the exclusive Confused Tifa-Game Over club
Lordofironstorm: FATALITY
jameswanders: does she still counterattack?
Saphling: hurray for saving one's game
p3nguinkin: oh wow...
TXC2: how the turns table
Mr_Horrible: LUL I've definitely missed some things, Tifa's punches are significantly weightier than last time I was here
KingJimmeh: Bye Reno
1losttheGame: THE FOOLS, WE WILL JUST COUNTER ATTACK OUT OF IT
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hunkajunk: Good thing it still only takes like, one hit from Tifa to kill them lol
Vanbael: tifa ded
AwkwardBirb: "They descended into infighting... And we won." -Turks
JDogg2K4: RED! STOP! BAD BOY!
GapFiller: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
TehAmelie: a last minute recovery!
Wrexadecimal: rip
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Saphling: ahahahahahaha
FlameAndAir: Oh good
quasi79fu: lol
Saphling: that's great
1losttheGame: LUL
plummeting_sloth: hahahha!
KingJimmeh: Twist
GDwarf: He punched himself to health
tehPete: Legendary
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
AwkwardBirb: LOL
Alahmnat: ROFL
Boiler_bot: wAHT
t3h_f1gm3nt: ROFL
GapFiller: LOLOLOLOL
NojhLivic: This fight is amazing
Zaghrog: Phoenix?=
quasi79fu: wow he healed himself by attacking himswelf wut?
Saphling: that's so gooooood
TheWarbo: Everything about this fight is the best
Alsritt: #GIVE RUDE A SCOTTISH ACCENT 2020
Zaghrog: you should have Life on someone
Scy_Anide: Just punch the blood back inside.
Mr_Horrible: he's mourning Tifa
Foxmar320: Rude is just watching this like "wat"
AwkwardBirb: He's waiting to see how this pans out
MacSquizzy: red calm the hell down
jarnatan: Phoenix Down is way better than Black Hawk Down
thrythlind: Rude is actually quite polite.
Alahmnat: why would he? this is hilarious
NojhLivic: Does rude only counter?
TXC2: Rude is just laughinh at everything going on
Lord_ZYRK: He's enjoying the show
malackey: Cause Tifa
Foxmar320: We broke Rude
someusername5: rude isn't rude
Alsritt: oh, is this a proper glitch?
Diabore: dont tell him that g
Metric_Furlong: Rude is too amazed to react
DevInsanity: He's too terrified of Tifa
Saphling: He probably feels bad about hurting Tifa
fry_dx: Rude has some interesting AI
ShaneLeeAtk: I think he only counters.
chrono2x: Rude is stunned that that just happened
Zappeljakob: it would be rude otherwise?
GapFiller: Rude is just stood there admiring this chain of events
Bahumot: Frozen with fear?
KingJimmeh: Countdown G
Vanbael: Rude saw the people killing each other and was all "what, the actual fuck"
Sannindi: Rude knows that killing you would make Tifa sad.
Boiler_bot: Rude doesn't attack when Tifa is in the party
Genie_M: tifa has counter again
Nameless_Sword: wait... doesn't rude like Tifa??
saucemaster5000: you blew his mind
Saphling: woot
quasi79fu: i think rude got confused by the hilarity
Wrexadecimal: ooooh
RagingTrees: fun fact: low health and death sentence are considered different conditions for powersoul and stack for lots of damage
Mr_Horrible: that last self-attack from Red might have glitched the enemy AI?
Alsritt: aparently he's just.... broken
SAT_Holmes: i like how cloud slaps his but to steal
incslayer: Ziedrich? that sounds like a sword?
arkilyd: Red healing himself probably broke him
rogerivany: Death doesn't stop death countdown, weird.
Saphling: poor Rude, so conflicted
KingJimmeh: Guard for what?
MaceLight: Rude dose like Tifa, so he dosen't attack when she is in the party
GapFiller: Alsritt had no idea Rude did that here
Mr_Horrible: Alsritt LUL or that
GapFiller: TIL
LadyAiluros: yes he is loving getting punched out by her
Foxmar320: lol
Wrexadecimal: @MaceLight is that seriously coded in?
jameswanders: You'd think he'd be liking Tifa less and less here
Nameless_Sword: later rude
Saphling: "Welp, I've put my time in. Gotta go clock out."
Kuolar: Oh look at the time
chrono2x: I love how he just strolls away
Foxmar320: That was an amazing fight :P
Bahumot: That was the weirdest fight ever
Qooroo: "I'm out. Peace."
coelopteryx: got there!
Kaorti: that was some shit
TheWarbo: i like "oh gee look at the time, gotta go"
Duwani1: He just wandered off
KingJimmeh: That was great
Lordofironstorm: "Oh jeez look at the time!"
MaceLight: yup,
Saphling: everyone needs ribbons
GapFiller: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
GamesAndInk: Always Lucky Never Punished
PhoenixMelior: Everything about that was fine
Saphling: ribbons for everybody
Genie_M: this... was a thing
red_shoes_jeff: I love that. Checks his watch and just WANDERS OFF.
saucemaster5000: what just happened?
Zaghrog: Ribbon saves lives
TXC2: a Come back worthy of Lazarus Kappa
senshi5609: That needs to be in the highlights
t3h_f1gm3nt: honestly red being able to heal by hitting himself is what saved us
quasi79fu: can we not do powersoul now?
plummeting_sloth: Red, master of teh self-healing punch
Alsritt: again, now that ghram's outta the fight
Boiler_bot: So do the Turks also have a submarine?
plummeting_sloth: DANG
ArchRequiemD: Cheer100 I love how the Turks are punch clock enemies
Saphling: Ribbons save lives
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, it's very bad.
Genie_M: go back and save
NoxStryx: @wrexadecimal looks like it is an AI glitch that causes him to not attack if he uses and attack other than shoulder tackle
Bahumot: Save! In case the enemies in here is nuts.
Wrexadecimal: @NoxStryx yeah, just saw that. Neat!
AwkwardBirb: That's suddenly less cute of an explanation :(
northos: lrrSACK
HorusFive: Red needs Ether
MaceLight: well, it is hard coded that he won't attack tifa, there is even a dialog box where he is torn over it
Alsritt: this is what a missing "Loop" statement does. Don't get lazy, programmers
Foxmar320: We have experienced a few glitches in this game huh :P
t3h_f1gm3nt: we all know its because rude has a crush on tifa and we will keep this headcannon
Genie_M: please give odin to tifa
Nameless_Sword: take a quick nap in this sunken airship.... sure why not
Fenrir_Azazel: does red have mp plus if you have that materia?
quasi79fu: pooodler?
fry_dx: Even without the glitch Rude will never attack Tifa so you'd probably have been fine
quasi79fu: wuttt
Wrexadecimal: p o o d l e r
Lordofironstorm: uhhhh
NoxStryx: @wrexadecimal and Graham read about it in stream while I was finishing typing it.
heronblademaster: @Alsritt "get" lazy? We programmers are *inherently* lazy, that's why we do this job
TamesLovesGames: heckin weird doggos
quasi79fu: who came up with these names?
Mangledpixel: aww, lookit the little poodlers!
plummeting_sloth: give these poodler the noodlers
Trixalicious: All the things in here are worth Morphing, if you can.
TehAmelie: to poodle in swedish is to make apologies. hmm
TXC2: quasi79fu one translator
jameswanders: @heronblademaster He's right. That's even a bot he wrote to make that reply
JDogg2K4: The secret weapon vs sephiroth. 99 megalixers
LadyAiluros: Conformer + Morph means it works almost all of the tme, worth gettting Yuffie going
Nameless_Sword: cid's ultimate weapon in fact\
awkwardreaper: i mean shinra tech at it's best there is a helicopter in a plane lol
orellien2773: Ah, back-line cover-counter combo, such a simple option and it feels soooooooo broken...
Saphling: oh hey, it's this guy
Foxmar320: Gross
quasi79fu: ewwww
Lordofironstorm: That's my favorite Phantom Lancer ability
Saphling: with the teeth
Scrubbodiestobears: fun fact, this guy is a dungeon boss in FFXIV
ShaneLeeAtk: STEAL!!!
quasi79fu: what in heck is that?
AwkwardBirb: um...
TXC2: that's a lot of nope
PhoenixMelior: I never knew tofa got so busted.
richard_ermen: Yikes, that tongue...
plummeting_sloth: KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
TheWarbo: so who's excited to see THIS enemy in HD in the remake
PhoenixMelior: *tifa
Lord_ZYRK: It looks cuddly lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NoxStryx: can wait to see this enemy in the remake
jarnatan: the only thing I know about this creature is that I hate everything about this creature
richard_ermen: They called him "Her Secret Delight"..
GapFiller: TXC2 phun phact thought Cloud was 'Claude' and Aeris was 'Alice' for the longest time cz of the general quality of the rest of the translation
HorusFive: So, Red can show us Pheonix again- since we didn't really see it
jameswanders: Is it some equipment that's giving Tifa a permacurse?
Alsritt: @heronblademaster please please please introduce me to the programming job where i'm not tearing my hair out with 30 year old code trying to make it do what i want and failing miserably because this is actually an edge case that was introduced ten years ago by someone who doesn't work here anymore
odamadillo: This Tifa set up seems like the perfect tool for leveling weaker party members in the third slot.
TXC2: GapFiller ha
rycore1: 150 ap noice
quasi79fu: does those enemies have things to steal?
AwkwardBirb: @TheWarbo *External Laughing//Internal Crying*
Alsritt: lrrFINE
Foxmar320: It was gross and im not ok with it
heronblademaster: @Alsritt ENOSUCHJOB
brainbosh: Been a a while, is this the Morph for sources area?
Mr_Horrible: oh, neat, they *did* get the design for that XIV boss from this area's enemies
orellien2773: @thewarbo ...I mean, I’ve played Persona 5, after Mara nothing seems extreme.
Crad0k: i see, rude's spells all set a variable to 1 but nothing clears it, so every time his turn comes around, the variable always checks as positive so he does nothing
gamerawsome: tell Kathleen I said hi
BlueMechanic: Unknown 1, Unknown 2 and Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Foxmar320: I don't want to see that in the remake :P
dialMforMara: @orellien2773 excuse me?
plummeting_sloth: Cloud cares about tidiness
fry_dx: That was plain ol' Unknown
Saphling: yup
quasi79fu: isnt highwind the ship?
Vyous: Cid's lvl 4
LadyAiluros: Cid's Level 4
Saphling: oh this guy
LadyAiluros: you call in an airstrike it is amazing
plummeting_sloth: doees that summon the ship?
Lord_ZYRK: quasi79fu and his last name
Boiler_bot: OHNO
TXC2: quasi79fu it's also his name
quasi79fu: what the hell is that thing
t3h_f1gm3nt: ah, it was his limit. i knew one of cids ultimate thingies was her
Duwani1: Considering that this plane is at the bottom of the Ocean its holding air pretty well
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
Foxmar320: Ewwww no
Saphling: He only has a bolt armlet to steal.
Crad0k: yuffie's ultimate's in here too
Lordofironstorm: Moisturize me
fry_dx: The flower one is 2
richard_ermen: Oo
quasi79fu: ewwww
northos: I mean, accurate
HorusFive: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Helrumyc: It has hands
orellien2773: @dialmformara Not, you, the dick-wagon :D
Nameless_Sword: well Cid is a pilot... this was an airship... so sure, he must have left them here... I guess
TXC2: BAD TOUCH NO!
red_shoes_jeff: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
plummeting_sloth: it's a russian nesting airship
stateofcomatose: Seems unforgettable G
Qooroo: That's my favourite Bloodhound Gang song.
AwkwardBirb: I think it threatening to touch is damaging enough
SAT_Holmes: he dident even touch him
SK__Ren: She does so much damage, does it make a difference G?
Saphling: Double-Cut is in the other room. it's brilliant
t3h_f1gm3nt: and if i recall, Highwind is where Cid calls in the airship for a bombardment
dialMforMara: @orellien2773 okay then
jameswanders: I like to see that thing do a touch that wasn't creepy
quasi79fu: please dont let that thing creeepy touch meee
Foxmar320: Stop being creepy
LordShadner: Graham remember that white wind heals HP and status for future
plummeting_sloth: careful, he cast awkward Hug!
Anonymousless: does creepy touch give sadness?
ParaGamer85: STRANGER DANGER
accountmadeforants: On his battle menu it just says "Touch"
fry_dx: Creepy Touch just makes you sad
Alahmnat: somebody other than Tifa got a kill!
GapFiller: HADES GET
incslayer: Hey dese what?
Nameless_Sword: Hades get
dialMforMara: haaaadies ;)
AlphaHelixNZ: They’re all sad now.
Mr_Horrible: HEY DEEZ NUTS
plummeting_sloth: ah heck, you got Hades
Vyous: Hades is sweeet
TXC2: hay Hades!
Foxmar320: Everyday
Saphling: as a treat?
SwiftAlpaca: cid's limit break is right at the camera
Duwani1: WHy do they have sadness?
TheWriterAleph: it summons James Woods. Not so great
TheWarbo: Hey DEEZ NUTS rayfkSanic
rycore1: could it be...? MMMMMMMM STAN?
Trixalicious: Hades added effect can be fun
AwkwardBirb: Hades: Zeus is the real asshole.
Mr_Horrible: I can't remember, Hades is status effect central, right?
theshinyakuma: its not that good
LordShadner: cast it?
GapFiller: THE BOOK OF STAN!?
AlphaHelixNZ: Seeing that thing would probably make me “sad” too.
RomanGoro: I've said it many times and I'll say it again: I really wish I could be a fly in the wall on the enemy design meetings for this game
WampaX: Yay! Summon the Horned King!
quasi79fu: oh it came back
neuroflare: its a boiling cauldron of gross
DiscordianTokkan: Little a Satan, as a treat
plummeting_sloth: fair
quasi79fu: killl it with firre
peejeeful: big skelly with cauldron
ContingentCat: fair enough
Crad0k: it's the debuff one, i think
SerGarretCameron: it's the big cauldron that basically gives you bad breath.
swedish_roman: a little bit of satan will always brighten up my day
Saphling: it does all the status things
Zaghrog: Hades is a pretty niche summon
hamdotexe: sadness, I have that status effect
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] Who wants a little bit of Satan?
LRRbot: New quote #6904: "Who wants a little bit of Satan?" —Graham [2020-04-20]
quasi79fu: oh this is disney reference?
mowdownjoe: I've played that game. It's sweet. Kappa
jonasjonIV: So, Cid Highwind, captain of the highwind, uses the skill Highwind?
Boiler_bot: An underrated Disney film?
jameswanders: @RomanGoro you're assuming it was done by more than one guy
Alsritt: this is my favorite disney movie!
red_shoes_jeff: I remember that movie!
GapFiller: The Book of Stan! now w/ fewer tyops!
PharaohBender27: This enemy is just full-on katesNope
LadyAiluros: added effect + this on armor is good
NoxStryx: we don't have a party member that only has summons equipped yet?
Saphling: what a good laugh
TXC2: boy this is involved
Nigouki: well that's a sound
dialMforMara: is that Death from Castlevania
Malacorath: yuffie ultimate weapon is in the other room
Genie_M: w-summon hades + kotr is a nice thing
izztcoolyup: I think you can steal bolt and aurora armlets from unknown 2 and 3
AwkwardBirb: Yeah Disney kind of ruined Hades.
chrono2x: Wow, this is very extra
RomanGoro: jameswanders if it was a single guy, then I wanna go for drinks with them
northos: wubwubwub
Fenrir_Azazel: we need to see Phoenix again because it was blocked the first time you used it
richard_ermen: Did...di we summon Death?
plummeting_sloth: eat my soup smell!
Primidoxal: cloud can have little a satan... as a treat
SquirrelEarl: Added Effect-Hades was pone of my go to combos
Saphling: and dead
TheBloodsparrow: Cheer100 finished a Zoom meeting just in time for “Creepy Doll!”
hunkajunk: It's Doomtrain. Before Doomtrain was a thing lol
Scrubbodiestobears: still doesn't hit as hard as Tifa lmao
Mr_Horrible: yeah! Just a boatload of statuses
quasi79fu: and its dead
SK__Ren: And now it's dead
Nameless_Sword: poisoned, stopped and asleep... ncie
TehAmelie: and it's punched
Nameless_Sword: *nice
thrythlind: Poor Hades, always being cast evil when he just wants to chill in his house with his wife and his money
AwkwardBirb: Even if Hades in Hercules was great.
LadyAiluros: and now dead
GapFiller: and now its ded
HorusFive: Stopped, Poisoned, Sleeping, DED
richard_ermen: I tend to forget that the Grim Reaper is an actual thing in FinalFantasy games.
TheWarbo: Tifa applies just one status effect: KO
Crad0k: i don't think it does break
plummeting_sloth: it's stopped, asleep, poisoned and kicked
LordOfMalice: Hades, less dangerous to your health than getting punched by Tifa.
TamesLovesGames: added effect + hades on weapon = status effects galore
Bobb1t: @thrythlind tbf he did kidnap his wife
WampaX: Grahm, its the Horned King (sans horns) from Disney's The Black Cauldron
Saphling: yiiiis
GapFiller: drip
Tregelen: escort guard is real good
masterfrog316: it is
Saphling: upper left corner has a treasure chest too
Foxmar320: Eww no
SAT_Holmes: did that chest move?
AwkwardBirb: @Bobb1t beyond that though. Not really a bad guy. Zeus on the other hand...
hunkajunk: Ah yes, the Man's Armlet.
Foxmar320: Kill it
LadyAiluros: awesoome armor
TXC2: Hades just wants to feed his wife pomegranates Kappa
masterfrog316: its a pain to grab
izztcoolyup: The best part about these guys is they get morphed into sources, so I grinned it endlessly to max out stats
richard_ermen: Unknown 1ß
richard_ermen: ?
GapFiller: WampaX man anyone else remember The Black Cauldron?
PharaohBender27: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
Zaghrog: this guy is real trouble
Scarbble: it's not *bad* breath per se, it's just abnormal
HorusFive: Oh No Again!
Boiler_bot: oopsie
LadyAiluros: do you ahve ribbon?
Manae: The only thing that can stop Tifa is Tifa
KingJimmeh: Phoenix?
Saphling: yowch
jameswanders: It's breath isn't necessarily _bad_, it's just abnormal
gOckley: Cloud has Phoenix
ParaGamer85: Hades vs Ruby = lrrHAM
Alsritt: eyeballskull
Foxmar320: lol
Saeif: Tifa had those right?
senshi5609: you should put ribbon on someone
Zaghrog: Ribbon is pretty tech in this place
Bobb1t: @AwkwardBirb I mean, I can't think of a Hellenic deity who WASN'T a jerk
AwkwardBirb: yikes Eye tentacle is not a fun sight.
quasi79fu: wait that thing has tentacles? where
Pteraspidomorphi: No!
TheBloodsparrow: Ew
Saphling: glad you saved
GapFiller: GAH
Foxmar320: welp
RobotHitchhiker: It's good to have ribbons here yeah
TheWarbo: welp
TXC2: well shit
HorusFive: Ooof
cosmic_dimension: super strong
dialMforMara: ouch
GapFiller: NOTLIKETHIS
TheWriterAleph: whoopsy doodle.
cosmic_dimension: lol
Boiler_bot: WELP
Lordofironstorm: Rekt
t3h_f1gm3nt: womp womp
embyrr_the_dragon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
AwkwardBirb: @Bobb1t yeah most of the greek gods were jerks.
PharaohBender27: katesRip
Lordofironstorm: lrrSCOOP
mowdownjoe: But what if... I One Punched myself?
TamesLovesGames: lrrFINE
Fenrir_Azazel: change tifa weapon for a bit?
snowcookies: rip
Foxmar320: Tifa defeated herself
Mr_Horrible: large mizzOOF
Lord_ZYRK: We got Tifa'd. . . I mean killed NotLikeThis
AlphaHelixNZ: Yikes.
LadyAiluros: I think that casts instabt death
Saphling: yuffie weapon in upper left corner, double cut upper right corner
AwkwardBirb: Except Hades ironically, who's basically done like two bad things(?) and one of them it was well deserved.
northos: was there a materia behind that chest too? saw something purple
masterfrog316: im sure its w-item
fry_dx: Tifa's just sad from the creepy touches
Genie_M: some of these can be a problem even on lv 90
Zaghrog: Someone should have Ribbon
GapFiller: phunnily enough thats iirc only the 2nd time this playthru weve had a TPK out in the wild
hunkajunk: Isn't Tifa killing herself better than her killing the entire team
GapFiller: and this time we kinda expected it
quasi79fu: this ting is perverted
plummeting_sloth: the fight was going fine, until our figher punched herself in teh face
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Foxmar320: So not ok with the creepy touch
HorusFive: Def need protection from Confusion or something
masterfrog316: altho i could b wrong
northos: chain those counterattacks back and forth
Boiler_bot: masterfrog316 that's not until much later I think
SignificantOtter: morbid curiosity
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, that was her Added Cut. That thing counters everything.
Saphling: they have armor you already have
PharaohBender27: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:29.
hunkajunk: They have the elemental armlets
Vyous: No, creepy touch counter attacked the d.blowe
Vyous: *d.blow
fry_dx: The three elemental armlets
Saphling: I checked this time, so as not to repeat Mount Corel
RobotHitchhiker: They're better morphed than stolen
SquirrelEarl: And they Morph into Sources
AwkwardBirb: People are talking about using Morph on them to turn them into Sources though.
Lord_ZYRK: Foxmar320 HahaShrugLeft lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
toomanybears: does gram plan to play the remake when he finishes?
Saphling: yiiiiis
Kaorti: oooooohhhhh
PharaohBender27: @toomanybears He's been playing it on his own
chrono2x: Does Tifa need doublecut?
TheBloodsparrow: Is countering creepy touch just a kick to the groin?
LadyAiluros: ys
Foxmar320: Lord_ZYRK lrrSPOOP
JDogg2K4: Yeah, my mind went to the exact same place
LadyAiluros: best yuffie weapon
ContingentCat: @toomanybears he's been playing it at home, I don't think there's plans to stream it
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, I get that Snow refference.
TXC2: double cut tifa could good no?
toomanybears: aww i would have liked to see his reaction
CastleOtranto: Wow, Graham, that was a deep cut.
Boiler_bot: Tifa could totally Double-Cut
Pteraspidomorphi: Such a majestic animal
quasi79fu: oh
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun bolt and aurora armlets are stealable, the best thing is they are morphed into sources, so I farmed this place to max stats
fry_dx: Dammit Graham I had that joke typed out to post as soon as you picked it up :P
Saphling: now we've hurt it
embyrr_the_dragon: That's the worst one
embyrr_the_dragon: That is definitely the worst one
Fenrir_Azazel: Tifa with the 12k damage
toomanybears: well i hope he is having fun with it
easterncaveofwonders: Wait WTF did I just walk into?
EldarLuin: Making my way through the VODS and I'm way behind, but Hi G!
quasi79fu: mans armlet?
Boiler_bot: Sexist armor
dialMforMara: armor FOR HIM
HorusFive: [Sips tea]
Crad0k: yuffie's ultimate
Tregelen: yuffie's ultimate
plummeting_sloth: give that Tifa. Because
LadyAiluros: it's yuffie's ultimate weapon
aerohydra: theres women only armor as well
PharaohBender27: @easterncaveofwonders Some creepy motherfucking enemies, that's what
JDogg2K4: Yuffie, you know, one of the two party members to stab you in the back
senshi5609: Comformer works with transform materia
fry_dx: Conformer, ya know say Yuffie me Cloud me I gotta new weapon for you
Foxmar320: wow
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Lordofironstorm: @dialMforMara It's all red, black, and silver. That's how you know it's for MEN
brainbosh: Conformer lets Yuffie use Morph at full strength, right?
Nameless_Sword: there is a matching female armlet I think
togashinaruta: something something man's romance ?
Boiler_bot: I think you can steal another Ziedrich from Rude later
easterncaveofwonders: @pharaohbender27 thanks, I thought I had a stroke for a second there.
HorusFive: I see
hunkajunk: Uh G? Maybe don't call Tifa an escort lol
Foxmar320: LOL
Mangledpixel: gender-locked items was also a thing in previous FF games
Kaorti: hah
snowcookies: tifa is boss
quasi79fu: what question
drfox17: hooo boy
fry_dx: Cait Sith uses the men's gear
snowcookies: yes
swedish_roman: tifa will stare at you and you would incinerate
thrythlind: Maybe it's a different meaning of Escort on that "Man's armor." Tifa definitely deserves a male escort.
orellien2773: Tifa’s putting the party on her back, maybe?
Bahumot: "We can get Cait Sith in here and finally answer that question" Had me ROTFL
MaceLight: what is Tifa's ultamit weapon?
orellien2773: *carrying
ShaneLeeAtk: Does the item duplication glitch work on the Steam version?
TacitusVigil: We are living in a Materia world and I am a Materia Girl - Tifa
dialMforMara: @thrythlind isn't that just Cloud
drfox17: wait, but on tifa!
ContingentCat: @rabidwombats from the "creepy touch"
Fenrir_Azazel: put on tifa
Nameless_Sword: attack twice
Saphling: It's lovely
gOckley: giving anyone but Tifa doublecut seems foolish
thrythlind: @dialMforMara true enough
Boiler_bot: oh baby
Kaorti: I'm giggling.
JDogg2K4: No reason to have D-blow and 2x cut
cyplix8: Can you put added cut on double cut?
fry_dx: @MaceLight Premium Heart
chrono2x: What weapon does Tifa have right now?
Zaghrog: Move Deathblow?
rabidwombats: ah. Creepy Touch would do that to me, sure
HorusFive: "Red, you can NOT GET A CHANCE to use this materia"
TXC2: it's more consistant
Foxmar320: Eww kill it
Foxmar320: WELP
Saphling: Ribbons saves lives
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flee
quasi79fu: uh oh
Boiler_bot: NO
Lordofironstorm: RIP
JDogg2K4: How does it always target the right target?
izztcoolyup: Double cut -all was the best @loadingreadyrun
LordShadner: White wind
Saphling: I love that she's still turning while running
ArchRequiemD: White wind
JDogg2K4: I remember the AI being awful
Foxmar320: Run from Tifa run!
TXC2: SFRA
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Alahmnat: rofl
Boiler_bot: TIFA
snowcookies: lol
EvilBadman: Skrrt
quasi79fu: she left them to diiiie
plummeting_sloth: Amazing
MacSquizzy: zzzzzzWOOP
GapFiller: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: Woopwoopwoop
Saphling: siiiiidles on out of there
LadyAiluros: got there
Nameless_Sword: ran away.... with a spin\
richard_ermen: Beaten, confused, but she ran Oo
LadyAiluros: again tifa's world, etc
dudecon: tie a ribbon on that girl
jameswanders: Kills the rest of the party then books it. Makes sense
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun u need ribbons
richard_ermen: Some people need a life. Or an extra-life.
gualdhar: maybe Tifa needs a ribbon.
Bahumot: Tifa hits Cloud so hard he thinks he's in Soldier again.
KingJimmeh: I think this has been my fave session of FFVII Play It Forward
twitch_xeo: I come back from a quick grocery trip and the party's almost dead, the hell did I miss?
quasi79fu: maybe Tifas combination thing isnt sooo great now?
Foxmar320: Are biggest weakness is also are biggest strength
KevinTheShark: Nyooooooom
red_shoes_jeff: HEAVENS TO MURGATROYD! Exit: Stage Left!
Zaghrog: I think the Revive materia might be unequipped
Foxmar320: Our*
peejeeful: no
Fenrir_Azazel: try it
plummeting_sloth: can't ribbon Tifa, or the Curse/Deathblow combo doesn't work
Boiler_bot: Don't think so?
Nameless_Sword: oh why does... tifa have that all in her weapon?
Electrodyne: Might be a good time to save
KevinTheShark: You cant, I tried it
twitch_xeo: and then G got addicted
fry_dx: Tifa has the curse thingy. But she could do with an AddedEffect-Mystify combo on her armor :P
BrainBetter: This feels like a good time to save.
richard_ermen: "Added Cut only works with Command Materia that add commands (Steal, Deathblow, Sense, Throw, etc, with the exception of Enemy Skill), not ones that change commands (Slash-All, W-Item, Double Cut, etc)."
Genie_M: Odin?
arcanist1740: perhaps a life materia? you know ,in case/
SAT_Holmes: give her all the sommuns
Twinklebees: Does Added Effect work with Hades?
jameswanders: did ultima fall out there?
SAT_Holmes: summons
BrainBetter: Ultima moved to Red.
AlphaHelixNZ: I remember the FFVI relic combo that lets a character hit 8 times per attack.
Robot_Bones: added effect does work with hades
Tregelen: added affect does work with hades yes
KevinTheShark: Added effect with Odin cancels out the Death countdown from the curse ring
jameswanders: Thicc Materia?
Fenrir_Azazel: please not the confuse one
Kaorti: that seems big
EldarLuin: Stand back! I'm going to attempt science!!
Robot_Bones: Hades and odin
Orlantia: added cut with death blow?
SwiftAlpaca: added effect + hades = all the status effects
Tregelen: works with hades to inflict all status effects on attack
SK__Ren: Both. Odin is Instant Death. Hades is basically Ribbon on armor iirc
Robot_Bones: and the sadness one
KevinTheShark: Creepy
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twitch_xeo: Crit HP for even more damage :D
Pandax0: God, that monster looks like a a phase from the Majoria fight in majoria's mask.
AlphaHelixNZ: Isn’t there another boss down here? Am I misremembering?
peejeeful: no but added effect and ellemental works with double cut
Zappeljakob: not just near death, but near near death
RagingTrees: death sentence and yellow hp = 8x damage
richard_ermen: Does she get a damage-add for missing health?
Orlantia: sorry double cut death blow?
fry_dx: With the Powersoul, yes
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richard_ermen: WoW
Alsritt: apropro of nothing, watching a Play It Forward of someone doing a Randomizer of LoZ:OoT or LoZ:MM would be an exciting thing to watch
masterfrog316: time to trigger vincents thing?
Nameless_Sword: it just changes attack to double attack
GapFiller: so... Emerald fight? Kappa
twitch_xeo: no touchy da big weapon
izztcoolyup: Double cut and all does pair @loadingreadyrun
red_shoes_jeff: VINCENT LORE!
MaceLight: sure
Fenrir_Azazel: fight emerald weapon
masterfrog316: takes like 5 mins
SignificantOtter: vincent story time?
snowcookies: Vincent time
Alsritt: go see why emo man is emo
HorusFive: LORE!!!
KevinTheShark: Lets go find a Lucrecia!
GapFiller: yeh lets learn Vinnine Vampires tragic backstory
jameswanders: Is the golden saucer open again yet?
northos: I'm glad we're just embracing the "avoid the plot" phase of the game
SwiftAlpaca: don't forget to get the key
snowcookies: he's not technically emo, just probably undead
AwkwardBirb: @Alsritt A Multiworld with Link to the Past or Super Metroid on Crossing the Streams would be interesting as well.
Tregelen: underground river
dudecon: what, doublecut all would be amazing!
fry_dx: It's around
KevinTheShark: There's a tunnel around here
Foxmar320: Every time we go underwater now im just expecting Emerald to be waiting
theshinyakuma: go around the horn
SwiftAlpaca: key of the ancients, for later
theshinyakuma: this one
Tregelen: you need to find the river and go underwater and follow it
theshinyakuma: hang a left right here
masterfrog316: justup here yeh
Robot_Bones: there is a cave under the river
Alsritt: @AwkwardBirb that requires a lot of knowledge about the game, so i dunno if they would get very far, but it would be halarious anyway
masterfrog316: dive
MrSVCD: #left....
Nameless_Sword: that looks like the one
AlphaHelixNZ: Too bad you can’t cast vanish + X-zone on Emerald.
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Go in from behind!
northos: welp
Nameless_Sword: secret tunnel!
EldarLuin: Such nice music
AwkwardBirb: @Alsritt I mean not much more than doing a regular Randomizer of any game.
Tregelen: you can slots emerald though BloodTrail
thrythlind: surprise weapon!
masterfrog316: u need to fight like 6 battles between visits to trigger second scene right?
KevinTheShark: Hey everybody! look at all the sense that made!
LordShadner: ???
TXC2: yeah, why not?
masterfrog316: no
Saphling: I.... don't think it does?
Wrexadecimal: I don't think so
Nameless_Sword: try it??
SwiftAlpaca: i don't think so
NuCk3: yes
northos: one way to find out right?
Alsritt: Doesn't work according to the wiki
GapFiller: forgotten do we actually need Vincent in the party for this bit?
LadyAiluros: i think it does yes
teaspooncody: what would it even do tho
KinoGami: i tihnk all only works with magic materia
ghostvalv: seabatTROG ?
SK__Ren: There is a specific materia that gives attack all iirc
Nydestroyer: I think someone said there is an all for attacks
PharaohBender27: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
izztcoolyup: Yes it does
arcanist1740: there IS a materia that just has you hit everything though, isn't there?
izztcoolyup: Go into ballet
TXC2: teaspooncody double hit all enemies?
Wrexadecimal: But yeah, one way to find out, right? :P
PharaohBender27: Nice job there, @LRRbot :D
izztcoolyup: Battle with it
Tregelen: there's slash all and mega all materia
Nameless_Sword: hey vincent wanna come meet your old flame
Nameless_Sword: it'll be fun
EldarLuin: I love how G drives with added sound effects. Makes me laugh every time.
KevinTheShark: He literally HAS to be here for this
Ritaspirithntr: I think that’s either Comet or Ultima
Zaghrog: Slash All is a Command materia for attack all
GapFiller: Metal Gear!?
Saphling: poor Lucretia
peejeeful: i think its command materia
LadyAiluros: my broody vampire boi
Saphling: also eff Hojo
Zappeljakob: dark brooding vampire......with a pretty cute little pink ribbon lrrAWESOME
HorusFive: Very much an Alucard
richard_ermen: Time for some Emo-Story!
NoxStryx: i used to have all my summon materia on Vincent, figured the monster should hang out with mosters
ResonantQuasar: the remake, how much does it follow the storyline so far? do you leave midgar? how far does it go and how true to the storyline is it?
GapFiller: o lookit that haircut
twitch_xeo: poor Lucrecia. How she ever got to be with Hojo...
drfox17: is he a vampire? other than the coffin thing.... i don't think he's a vampire
Saphling: also eff Hojo
TXC2: man a lot of things happend in nibelhiem
GapFiller: it feels we all go thru a phase of having THAT haircut
LadyAiluros: he's not but we all pretend
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun sorry it’s double cut and slash all Materia that works, not all Materia
Saphling: Hojo hid behind the door when the bioethics were handed out
Orlantia: everything happens in this damn town
HorusFive: We're not human, we're scientists!
TheMoatman: Albert Einstein
jarnatan: That's a cH Paul thing to say
richard_ermen: Bwah wha whaaaaa Oo
kamelion84: katesWat
PharaohBender27: DUN DUN DUN
Lordofironstorm: Bum bum BUUUUUUM
Gekyouryuu: @ResonantQuasar part 1 is JUST up to leaving Midgar, and it expands the story, but to say how would be a spoiler for the remake.
TXC2: wow she ded
EldarLuin: he's a big boi
northos: that's one of those names I just can't picture for a baby lol
twitch_xeo: fuck Hojo
AwkwardBirb: Hojo you jerk
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Foxmar320: wow rude
LadyAiluros: he's like 6'1 IIRC
HorusFive: Also, I shot you
Tregelen: dumb hojo
snowcookies: that's hojo
PrinceNimzar: Everything in this game is Vincent's fault. Because he wouldn't commit to his girlfriend.
GapFiller: Foxmar320 no this is Hojo
Steelwolf171: In a former life I was Robert Smith from The Cure
richard_ermen: "We have the technology"!
northos: like "Sephiroth" feels like a name he has to have picked up later in life, rather than a name given by parents
GapFiller: FOR SCIENCE!
Saphling: Hojo is responsible for 90% of this game's plot
NoxStryx: @drfox17 his limit breaks transform him into various monsters
Foxmar320: ummmm
Nameless_Sword: that is how Vincent became what he is today
control_rig: Warble
GapFiller: the Six Million Dollar Vincent
richard_ermen: He's become....Highlander!
richard_ermen: No wait!
snowcookies: he got frankenstein's monstered
drfox17: @NoxStryx That still doesn't make him a vampire. If anything he's just a hammer horror fan
jarnatan: Gast-ly
LadyAiluros: Dirge of Cerberus is so so so good
ResonantQuasar: @Gekyouryuu so it expands sure i've heard that, but it doesn't like, change what happens in any meaningful way correct?
RatekStormcrow: Now I have the portal son in my head, "We do what we must because we can"
SK__Ren: I agree Dirge is very good, silly fun
richard_ermen: @LadyAiluros But also so sooooo stupid :D
Saphling: the appearance of the ability "Livewire" in one of the boss battles in the remake made me all sad
GapFiller: LadyAiluros is it? heard bad things
LadyAiluros: I enoyed the heck out of it
MaceLight: apparently this story was a lot darker
Nigouki: how old is Sephiroth?
NoxStryx: @drfox17 with some sort of shape shifting power, which is sometimes a vampire thing
Gekyouryuu: @ResonantQuasar again, saying what the remake does is a spoiler. do you want me to whisper it to you?
HorusFive: SOOOOOOOOoooo
twitch_xeo: Uhhhmmmm
Saphling: "...about that"
Foxmar320: ummmmm about that
BusTed: awks
LadyAiluros: I want to say in his ate 30's early 40's"?
Zaghrog: Yes
CAKHost: He is ???
DevInsanity: ish?
LadyAiluros: YEAH
Saphling: he does that!
SignificantOtter: It's complicated?
spurius: for a certain values of "alive"
ResonantQuasar: @Gekyouryuu yes please
TXC2: Define alive
MaceLight: kinda?
t3h_f1gm3nt: yes....but actually no? or was it the other way around?
plummeting_sloth: "yes?"
EldarLuin: I love G's added dialogue. XD
GapFiller: Cloud plz
helgridr: ish
northos: "what do we mean when we say 'alive'...."
LadyAiluros: yes complicated
theshinyakuma: yeno
Ritaspirithntr: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BrindleBoar: Who told her that, though?
LadyAiluros: wayelll
HorusFive: Yes with a BUT...
someusername5: alive status: it's complicated
Foxmar320: LOL
Saphling: "She said Vincent, not Cloud"
Foxmar320: YES
Saphling: right?
weff47: um define alive
TXC2: !clips
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CAKHost: "Define what you mean 'Alive'"
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
Saphling: you called it
Alsritt: LITTERALLY THE SAME MOMENT
BrindleBoar: Does she get a lot of visitors in this cave, accessible only by submarine?
Thisbymaster: he is about to be dead.
snowcookies: CLoud got blocked
GapFiller: katesLol katesLol katesLol
Saphling: "Shut up, Cloud"
AlphaHelixNZ: @eldarluin Hard same. So much! :D
jonasjonIV: G understnads
RatekStormcrow: Exposition blocked
theshinyakuma: what had happened was
twitch_xeo: so... 8 battles now or sth?
Alsritt: and that's it?
thrythlind: Cloud is a big nerd
Thisbymaster: Cloud pulls out a whiteboard with strings and pictures.
Alsritt: go back n see
Bahumot: Well, he WILL be dead when Tifa gets within 10 feet of him.
YourDMJay: and that's a wrap on vincent, folks!
SK__Ren: Go back?
masterfrog316: fight 6 battles n go back
yallz: i dont understand, is he not dead? I dont think i got this far
theshinyakuma: 10 battles
Saphling: You can come back in Disc 3 to get... his final limit? Iirc
MousseFilledCat: Go back?
Tregelen: you go back after... 10 battles?
theshinyakuma: then go back
TXC2: it's like graham writes comedy or something Kappa
LadyAiluros: I want Luis fro AntMan to come in and explain it to her
quasi79fu: what was the point besides backstory
GapFiller: and when yr go back in there shes gone
YourDMJay: see you at the wrap party! Vincent's shoots are done
theshinyakuma: 10
GapFiller: Lucrecia is Batman confirmed
Nameless_Sword: that is it.... for now
LadyAiluros: go back after like 10 bttles to get his level 4
SAT_Holmes: go back inside
theshinyakuma: no
Robot_Bones: no
red_shoes_jeff: "I know you just got through a whole memory thing, but last I checked, your name was still CLOUD, not VINCENT."
LadyAiluros: no
jonasjonIV: five is right out!
masterfrog316: oh yeh its 10 and no he doesnt
Saphling: but I think he needs to be in the party when you return
Lord_ZYRK: red_shoes_jeff LUL
theshinyakuma: you get is limit and ultima weapon
RomanGoro: The underwater music is soooo goofy
Tregelen: the game times some things based on battles, like this and how long between chocobo breeding
Dix: OH bby
yallz: so what happened to sephiroth, ive missed some stuff
GapFiller: evening Dix
TXC2: IT'S DIX !
drfox17: enjoy Tifa just murdering about 20-30 dudes
Dix: Sup
peejeeful: this music the power of the ps1 musci chip
drfox17: heya dix!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @Dix ! katesWave
control_rig: Underwater music doesn't match the overwhelming terror of Emerald Weapon
jarnatan: Sephiroth died, but got better
Foxmar320: Emerald says hello
Saphling: coral
Bobb1t: Between this and the RE3 stream the other day I'm beginning to think LRRsmen have precognition
CAKHost: Reefs
Zappeljakob: well, there is a weapon in the Ocean...
GDwarf: Doesn't Emerald Weapon count as ocean life?
Zaghrog: yallz complicated question¨
Dix: I see we're all living in a ...uh... silver... submarine
Robot_Bones: there was one Kappa
AwkwardBirb: all the ocean life prolly died, thanks Shinra/Hojo
p3nguinkin: emrald weapon is ocean life!
sivakrytos: there's a giant robot
yallz: @jarnatan ok, like evil jesus style?
SquirrelEarl: There's one bit of ocean life
TXC2: Emerald and it's GIANT BALL SACK
SerGarretCameron: but you have that beautiful majestic emerald
LightingExpert13: i walk away and the vincent stuff happens. good thing there are vods
LadyAiluros: the mako reactor killed all the whales
GapFiller: hey G since weve seen Emmy howabout Ruby too?
richard_ermen: Sadness.
YourDMJay: @yallz sephiroth died 5 years ago fighting cloud, but he went into the lifestream and became a part of the wound in the planet where he hijacked all his clones to help him steal jenova's body and bring her to the wound to steal the planet's energy to summon meteor
drfox17: it's not like he's gonna get to do much
jarnatan: Kinda. He's dead in every sense that matters, personally, except the sense where he can still do evil stuff and be a big problem
HorusFive: We should bring our car to the sub and plane.
Tregelen: can you get sector 5 key yet?
Fenrir_Azazel: its not like tifa is broken powerful right now
GapFiller: !uptime
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Zappeljakob: It doesn't matter for Tifa who she is escorting
richard_ermen: But...but Vincent...
PharaohBender27: "OK, people, remember where we parked the submarine!"
SAT_Holmes: tifa does all the workanyway.
northos: you can rest on Highwind right?
TXC2: I've got a fight coming up, I need my CatDog
yallz: @YourDMJay ah ok, yeah i didnt get this far when i playedd ff7
CAKHost: Rest on ship?
quasi79fu: what submarine?
drfox17: Yuffie puking in the background
EldarLuin: G has the zoomies!
quasi79fu: we have a sub?
LadyAiluros: You can rest on airship IIRC
Robot_Bones: you can rest on the ship
SerGarretCameron: and buy some more phoenix down.
AwkwardBirb: I think ruby pops out when you're on land? idk
Ratchet215: you have to save quit
Crad0k: ruby's off mourning sapphire
LadyAiluros: I don't think ruby shows up till disc 3
RagingTrees: what level is our pilot now
richard_ermen: What lvl is our pilot currently?
theshinyakuma: no you can see ruby from ship when he spawns
TStodden: You need a special item for Ruby to appear, IIRC.
senshi5609: is this like a tent-less run? cause that’s the best item to heal in the game
YourDMJay: @yallz long story short he's in the planet's wound with jenova waiting for meteor to destroy this world
GapFiller: Yuffie is glad we didnt take her on the Submarine right now
uberdan1337: You can breed a gold chocobo right now, but not get one from Ruby yet.
yallz: @YourDMJay are shinra still sapping the planets wound or are we beyond that?
Brozard: All these sad people in your party. I heard the Great Clown Pagliacci is performing in Midgar.
LightingExpert13: oh that would be terrible for yuffie
Zappeljakob: Go giga gagagigo
cassaclyzm: Go like youv
boristhewizard: Ruby an Ultima are post Diamond iirc
drfox17: oh good, we find out if shera is okay
richard_ermen: Would you even need one if you can defeat Ruby Weapon?
SAT_Holmes: metior in backround
Nameless_Sword: rocket town! burning through the...something something
drfox17: poor yuffie, just pukeing on herself
noSmokeFire: it's wild to me that there are places a chocobo can go that an airship can't
theshinyakuma: burning out your fuse up there alone?
Driosenth: how many tents do you have on hand?
YourDMJay: @yallz shinra is trying to destroy meteor and sephiroth because they dont want to die
Zaghrog: I forgot this music was here now
rogerivany: Won't Shinra see the Airship?
yallz: @YourDMJay oh, so we are weirdly allies, cool
noSmokeFire: @rogerivany it's OK, shinra never looks up
KevinTheShark: Shera! Make some GODDAMN TEA!
Lord_ZYRK: rogerivany that could be anyone's airship Kappa
GapFiller: do we need Cid in the party for this bit? forgotten
Alsritt: wild hogs?
SAT_Holmes: how will they they lanch it?
AntianSiridean: Team Rocket?
DeadGunner: Gun spear probably
NoTomToLose: Bullets are basically the same as tiny rockets
Zaghrog: yallz not allies, ShinRa still doesn't care about how they are killing the planet
twitch_xeo: I... would not recommend standing so close to the launch pad
Nameless_Sword: maybe it isn't cid's ak....but sheena's??
YourDMJay: @yallz yes but they want to do everything so they keep getting in our way and doing stuff that just causes more problems
Goldinguy00: lmfao
Foxmar320: Oh and they have Tifa with them
KevinTheShark: Well let them in!
TXC2: "is Tifa with them?" "yeah?" "fuck"
theshinyakuma: eco-terrorists*
Thisbymaster: we just beat up a weapon, what do you guys have?
red_shoes_jeff: Tifa, KILL.
NightValien28: not political
tenthtechpriest: oh right. the terrorist. that what that commit the terror. those terrorists.
EldarLuin: Let's throw granades NEAR A ROCKET
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun when square gets to putting cid in game I wonder if they will include censor beeps for him...might be funny
GapFiller: o these guys F'd
Foxmar320: She kicked that man apart!
tehPete: Cloud uses Tifa
p3nguinkin: she kicked him in HALF!!!
Twinklebees: Who needs a rocked when Tifa can just punch them into space?
noSmokeFire: did Tifa just do seven THOUSAND damage with a basic attack?
Primidoxal: holy hecc he said the thing!
SerGarretCameron: Welcome to Mx. Lockheart's wild ride.
northos: @EldarLuin it's fine, they moved out to the street to fight :P
SAT_Holmes: we are not the tarorists. you are
MehallD: it was a crit, nosmokefire
Wolfstrike_NL: Tifa is a bomb of herself
MehallD: but yes
KevinTheShark: Tifa could just put Sephiroth down on her own at this point
Alsritt: "Which terrorists?" "the dog, the spiky one, and the punchy lady" "did u say the punchy lady" "yeah" "i'm going on break, fuuuq that"
Foxmar320: Can we just have Tifa fight Meteror?
yallz: @noSmokeFire seven and a half thousand
Zaghrog: noSmokeFire Powersoul and Cursed Ring combo
noSmokeFire: glad to see graham's continuing the saga of One Punch Ma'ams
EldarLuin: Attack!... one at a time!
LadyAiluros: I want to see Cid in the remake now that everyone swears.
Diabore: cloud has a filthy mouth in the remake
RagingTrees: everyone who played ff7 is now an adult for ff7r, so they took out the censors
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun I want Cid's swearing to be censored by OG FF7 chocobo sounds
jonasjonIV: "By everyone, do you measn...two of us?"
Wrexadecimal: Cloud telling a certain someone to "Bring it, bitch" in FF7R. was a thing.
drfox17: oh tifa's about to yeet these guys off that tower
embyrr_the_dragon: Forget the huge materia, just launch Tifa at Meteor
GapFiller: oh Tifas just gonna go thru these guys isnt she
Kerrisis: "Attack? Are you nuts?! That's Tifa!!"
AwkwardBirb: Even Aeris swears at one point in the remake.
dudecon: Tifa is basically a mook chipper at this point
KevinTheShark: Cheer50 Tifa - //the New One Punch Woman
richard_ermen: What the...are they throwing german stielhandgranten?
drfox17: just comedy wilhems
northos: Red is a cat...dog...thing...he needs lots of sleep
PharaohBender27: @embyrr_the_dragon Oooh, that's not a bad idea!
DiscordianTokkan: Bah God that's Tifa's music!
rabidwombats: you're basically using the same team I used through most of the game
togashinaruta: yeah, everyone else swears, but it would be great if Cid still censored himself
Saeif: I feel bad for the grunts
PharaohBender27: No, you had it right the first time, officer
Zappeljakob: Tifa - One Punch Woman
Orlantia: "Did you know that if I punch you hard enough your sternum meets your spine?" - Tifa Lockheart
Nydestroyer: why did the grunts change cloths with the officer? lol
theshinyakuma: im picturing the avengers scene with loki "we have an army" "we have a tifa"
Foxmar320: Its past Reds nap time anyway
EldarLuin: Enjoy your nap, Red
orellien2773: Tifa IS Agatha Fisty!
Zappeljakob: is she blind?
Lordofironstorm: Tifa Lockhart: Natural Disaster
northos: Tifa cannot be stopped by mere mortals
SAT_Holmes: oh no is tifa! we have to get out!
embyrr_the_dragon: Look, Red is a sleepy boy
GapFiller: 62 damage 3664 damage folks
Wolfstrike_NL: Thousands of health? Hits like a truck? Twarts death every minute? Best girl(?)? Must be Tifa!
jdr_42: thx to whoever gifted me a sub.
izztcoolyup: Tifa was actually saitama’s disciple @loadingreadyrun
LightingExpert13: now i want to make a video of ff7 remake where everyone is chocobo chirping instead of talking.
Zaghrog: 4xcut also has uniques animation
Nameless_Sword: hey Cid\
odamadillo: See you later Red
Foxmar320: We need the Tifa carry
tehPete: Tifa going pure emo with that death timer - 'You can't hurt me - I'm already dead'
KevinTheShark: Yeah, it'd be good to get him to save your asses
AwkwardBirb: I'd play Final Fantasy but everyone Chocochirps
Mr_Horrible: "Ooh, yeah, sorry Cid, we're kinda full up..."
CAKHost: No, my weapon! Er, I mean Tifa!
GapFiller: okay we DO need Cid in the party
GapFiller: forgot avt that
tenthtechpriest: we have a bad track record on returning animals we send to space, so maybe red should sit this one out
richard_ermen: Hihi...already got a better weapon than Scimitar :D
AwkwardBirb: @tenthtechpriest those weren't sentient ones though.
red_shoes_jeff: Cure
GapFiller: we have an espescially bad record w/ dogs
Alsritt: ultima!
RagingTrees: scimitar isnt really about the damage tho
twitch_xeo: let's summon Bahamut inside the rocket, that sounds like a great idea
Zaghrog: Restore probably handy
LordManiMani: missed several sessions, how far into the game are we now?
p3nguinkin: ultima
GapFiller: LordManiMani stealing rockets
Mr_Horrible: Spirit Lance? Huh, probably inconsequential, but another neat bit of FF7-FFX continuity trivia
GapFiller: going to SPAAACE
CAKHost: @twitch_xeo that sounds like a great idea!
HuFlungPo0: why is tifa doing so much damage?
theshinyakuma: @LordManiMani doing side missions ish
GapFiller: HuFlungPo0 Curse Ring Powersoul
Wrexadecimal: @HuFlungPo0 we have a super jank setp going with her
Twinklebees: It's not like any fight is going to last that long anyway with The Destroyer in the party.
GapFiller: The Power of The First
EldarLuin: She's a big girl
RagingTrees: ooh we almost have tifa limit break
AwkwardBirb: DOOM status?
LordManiMani: o p e
GapFiller: Doom Forever Doomed Tifa
Foxmar320: Status butt
northos: status butt
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Status butt
RagingTrees: each status butt
Wrexadecimal: status enigmaButt
northos: status buttsoft
GapFiller: status buttz
Foxmar320: I love this chat
LordManiMani: that's beautiful
BrindleBoar: double for crit health, quad for death status - so potentially 8x damage
GapFiller: status buttsbuttsbuttslololol
TXC2: Butsoft, what Status through yonder window breaks?
DiscordianTokkan: Final Blow-Phoenix is good with that also, IIRC
Addictiveme: does the timer start again if you revive her?
CAKHost: Which just resets the death counter
The_Flying_Bun: emo ring ?
SAT_Holmes: ohhhhhhh cool
CAKHost: If you revive her
TehAmelie: critical health is probably about 12% of max health, for those keeping score
Wrexadecimal: lol yes that crapshot ref
Mr_Horrible: Hmm, incredibly powerful? Fights lasting less than 60 seconds? DOOM? Is Tifa the Slayer? mizzThinking
Feltic: A speed run strat? Are there multiple competing ones?
kusinohki: she's near death 3 different ways so gets tripled damage??
LordShadner: the timer does restart
Nogrid: Graham is a pro gamer
odamadillo: Rude returns
CAKHost: Final Blow + Phoenix!
rabidwombats: Did Tifa have empty material slots?
Nameless_Sword: yup you got it
Alsritt: @Prof_Poppinoff incredible
PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible She certainly has been slaying a *lot* of enemies this stream
dialMforMara: wow, rude
GapFiller: Rude!
noSmokeFire: it also looks like you just make her immune to dying with Odin + Added Effect
HuFlungPo0: thanks
Saphling: totally rude
Nameless_Sword: Rude, we meet again
richard_ermen: Appropriately named "Rude" :D
sivakrytos: weren't you like, stranded under an ocean
Crad0k: this one isn't bugged
Saphling: woooow
KingKool2099: Yikes
jarnatan: Those were some delicious pixels
Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 "Tifa please stop shouting about enemies' guts, you're disturbing Yuffie"
SAT_Holmes: rude, that was rude!
Saphling: one punch tiff
Saphling: oh wow
GapFiller: dunno if anyone else has noticed but this fight is on the ground in the village even tho were up on the rocket gantry
SwiftAlpaca: you can steal another zeidrich
p3nguinkin: I mean what I know about rockets tells me shinra is getting in their own way by trying to launch that rocket without standing it back up properly...
richard_ermen: BTW She's now dealing more damage in a crit than was needed to destroy a Boss like GI from Red 13s backstory.
Boiler_bot: Rude has something to steal?
Saphling: he attacked tifa!
plummeting_sloth: oh see, a Limit Break. Tifa, you might now know that thiat is, but generally it happens when you get hit alont
izztcoolyup: @loadingreadyrun who would you want to voice Vincent, Cait sith and cid in future remakes
GapFiller: HAX!
Saeif: Punch that cure in!
FlameAndAir: You didn't even get the additional hit
Nameless_Sword: later rude
aerohydra: no
Vanbael: Did Tifa kick Rude into oblivion?
Crad0k: interesting, rude doesn't usually attack tifa
red_shoes_jeff: We KILLED him... !
EldarLuin: Nighty night Rude
noSmokeFire: tifa punched through his plot armor
Saphling: nah, you'll fight him again in Midgar
Zaghrog: GapFiller a lot of fights in this game lack unique environments
RTBrave: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
Nameless_Sword: nah, the turks can never truly be defeated.... they are like Team Rocket
noSmokeFire: rude of the turks to let you through
Foxmar320: This poor man
embyrr_the_dragon: did he died?
t3h_f1gm3nt: also rude shows up in AC so he's not dead at least
Mr_Horrible: sure, my guy
Lordofironstorm: How...Rude of him Kappa
GapFiller: Nameless_Sword Team Turks is Blasting Off Again
Wrexadecimal: omae wa mou
jarnatan: Tifa's bloodlust must be sated
Wrexadecimal: shindeiru
Alsritt: man, this one guy is really trying to go the distance
EldarLuin: Hold up... costume change for the fight
Diabore: guys got a set of steelies
AwkwardBirb: goodbye, my dude.
NightValien28: he tried
richard_ermen: Three heaviliy armed people versus one lonely dude.
richard_ermen: Poor dude.
plummeting_sloth: Also, I love the idea that Tifa is going to have to blow her Limit on some poor, terrible mook
Boiler_bot: poor guy
YourDMJay: tifas is one-punch woman
Mr_Horrible: definitely need a "Then Perish" Tifa meme
odamadillo: Hope you are ready for the time puzzle Graham
SK__Ren: @Wrexadecimal more like "Omae w- oh he died already"
noSmokeFire: will you be ON the rocket when it blows up?
Lordofironstorm: Isn''t this just the plot of Armageddon?
TheMandrew: isn't this the plot to Armageddon? where's the roughneck drill team?
LightingExpert13: cloud just shrugs
northos: goddammit Cid
Wolfstrike_NL: cloud animations <3 *shrugs*
Bahumot: Tifa, please punch Cid.
richard_ermen: I think FF7 is the plot to a great many movies :D
Alahmnat: "warm-hearted Cid"
MyrddintheWizard: Tifa is Agatha Fisty....Change my Mind...
Crad0k: still being a dick to your wife, i see
Mr_Horrible: Cid: "Finally, my chance to go to space AND die!"
Gekyouryuu: so, I just saw a picture of a GREAT layout for streaming retro games like this: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471527731012829187/701877973036433479/94429921_3079181502136923_1149634209652932608_n.png
noSmokeFire: oh that's perfect, Gek
plummeting_sloth: but listen: ROCKET
richard_ermen: @Gekyouryuu Sweet ^^
Alahmnat: lol, nice Gek
Alsritt: @Gekyouryuu that is ugly as sin, good lord
p3nguinkin: SCIENCE!!!!
northos: #NotPoliticalNoSirNotAtAll
AwkwardBirb: With Hojo, Science hella murdered this planet.
richard_ermen: For Science!
Alahmnat: totally not political
jarnatan: Fun fact: Tifas fists are called Science.
47MD: could learn a thing or two about this world
PrinceNimzar: nope, no politics in this game at all.
kaffeetrinken89: Cid lerned OMNI-SCIENCE.
orellien2773: So, Materia’s a metaphor for Uranium, isn’t it?
Foxmar320: omg
richard_ermen: Oo
DiscordianTokkan: Does ANYbodY have any LARD for this tea?
LightingExpert13: palmer's va in the remake can't compare to grahams
EldarLuin: lol
twitch_xeo: you guys, uh, might want to strap in?
TXC2: team Plamer is blasting off again!
kaffeetrinken89: Not, not every magical rock is a metaphor for uranium.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wait Palmer is alive? Didn't he get hot by a truck
richard_ermen: Goofy technician included :D
Rhynerd: Dammit Palmer!
RagingTrees: ruh roh
BlueMechanic: I forgot Graham made this voice decision nd it's still great
Mr_Horrible: this seems sub-optimal
Foxmar320: The Palmer voice is so perfect
FlameAndAir: And then everyone died after being launched into space. Game Over
GapFiller: Ba_Dum_Tish just a scratch
MaceLight: oh, this will end well
richard_ermen: Amusingly this is about Bioshock lvl era-tech :D
Pteraspidomorphi: We had since seen Palmer again at Shinra HQ
KevinTheShark: Rip everyones hhomes
Driosenth: nixie tube countdown
EldarLuin: It's okay... it was only a model
incslayer: uhh that rocket is not launching straight
Mr_Horrible: We didn't stand up the rocket straight before launch?!
jarnatan: that is in violation of soooo many zoning laws
Lordofironstorm: That rocket is launching sideways
Zaghrog: that tilt is not ok
LightingExpert13: there might be a trajectory issue
SerGarretCameron: I believe the term you're looking for is liquefaction.
Crad0k: turns out, builiding a town next to a launch site isn't a great idea...
snowcookies: this is why you don't fly rockets near houses
kusinohki: house prices are super cheap next to the launch pad... for some reason
NojhLivic: That's a violation of so much physics
ipoddodd: Nyoom
RomanGoro: Every single KSP player is freaking out right now :P
Lightningbro: That tilt is very not okay, they'll never leave atmo with that kinda tilt.
FlameAndAir: Also, yeah. Why did we not stand the rocket up straight before trying to launch it?
theshinyakuma: palmer looks great in the remake
Mr_Horrible: I also love how you just came back to Rocket Town, did 5 fights, and then SPACE
dialMforMara: why did we go after the rocket again? Why are we opposed to Shinra blowing up Meteor (aside from us now being in the rocket)?
twitch_xeo: let's ignore those launch Gs
LordManiMani: lrrCOW
Mr_Horrible: LUL
KinoGami: alright so when we get to space we engage the warp drive and that should get the vulcan's attention
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT to space!
Nigouki: so we're going into space to have Tifa punch the meteor?
GapFiller: this is nxt level up from houses in the flight path
Lordofironstorm: The Final Frontier
Manae: Didn't they leave the door open?
KSmallmoon: @jarnatan They built the town around the rocket, and therefore are within the zoning laws that they made up.
Gnuttor: Space! Were in space! Space!
ipoddodd: @Lightningbro They did, so...
richard_ermen: Spaaaaaaace!
AwkwardBirb: @dialMforMara the issue is more they have huge materia attached to it
kamelion84: SPACE
heronblademaster: Launching with people just... standing inside? No seats or straps?
SAT_Holmes: cloud, now is the time to get cluastrapobic
accountmadeforants: Finally, Tifa can punch the Meteor.
TXC2: shouldn't we be pinned to the back wall?
SAT_Holmes: if you need
rogerivany: Shouldn't they be floating around?
richard_ermen: This reminds me in a very eerie way of FF8 Oo
KinoGami: maybe we should open a certain sage
KinoGami: safe*
FlameAndAir: Cid, what
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Emergencies... Just like this?
LordManiMani: Cid is somehow both Space Core and Adventure Core
RagingTrees: why dont we bail now
togashinaruta: I just had a mac boot right when cid started the computer
Scy_Anide: Time to drill a hole into a meteor and stuff it full of nuclear materia!
northos: could we...bail sooner? just to be sure? :P
Saphling: Huge Materias are over on the right, I think?
PharaohBender27: @togashinaruta :D
togashinaruta: <ca-chme>
RagingTrees: i dont know what i said a minute ago
theshinyakuma: get ready for the code graham!
jarnatan: To be fair, I also know what I said a minute ago
dialMforMara: bear is go to moon?
ArcOfTheConclave: Can't Sepheroth just cast Meteor again aftor you blow up this one?
twitch_xeo: check guide for the code
masterfrog316: circle, square, x, x
Lordofironstorm: So is Cid Bruce Willis?
Bahumot: I remember getting the materia is tricky
awkwardreaper: remember the code
GDwarf: It's not that huge
Bahumot: Guide help us!
Saphling: I even remember the code
MaceLight: Cid is ust a foul mouthed vertion of the space core
awkwardreaper: plus why are they not weightless lol
Saphling: I have too much of the game memorized
spurius: try password or 123456
snowcookies: guide dang it
Lightningbro: Oh, wow, that's... actually a pretty huge materia, as far as Materia go.
fry_dx: "123butts"
TacitusVigil: That's the password for my luggage!
masterfrog316: circle, square, x, x.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: If they're still under thrust, they wouldn't ge weightless/freefalling.
ArcOfTheConclave: @awkwardreaper Thrust
GDwarf: awkwardreaper Acceleration, the rocket's engines are firing so they're pressed to the floor, same as if there was gravity
Mr_Horrible: awkwardreaper it's okay, there's a Gravity materia slotted into the rocket Kappa
dialMforMara: and why are we taking the huge materia? Would it not be useful in the way Shinra wants to use it?
someusername5: 0000
Ba_Dum_Tish: Password is buttslol
Saphling: if you get it in one try Cid suspects cheating
HisEvilDomain: from what I remember the first time the code is used it's a set code, but after that it's random
fry_dx: This is how hacking works
togashinaruta: look at cloud's hair - he clearly understands anti-gravity
awkwardreaper: hahaha gravity materia lol
PharaohBender27: Great idea, Cid! Kappa
GapFiller: dickbutt
The_Flying_Bun: I can never get used to the final fantasy "guy walks into you and merges as a party" and I've played a lot of FF's
dialMforMara: "they want you to brute force it"?
GapFiller: the password is always dickbutt
heronblademaster: nice guess G
Zaghrog: Failing starts a countdown
theshinyakuma: its literally a guess
Twinklebees: I think Cid gives you hints
Tregelen: it's just something you're supposed to brute force
fry_dx: You're supposed to just guess over and over and work it out from the clues
Nameless_Sword: Cid gives you hints as you make guesses
TheWarbo: Cloud is just lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
TXC2: the password is: Flaming
GDwarf: dialMforMara: Yes, but it also contains the knowledge of the ancients, which we want to learn to fight Sephiroth, rather than literally losing that knowledge forever.
KevinTheShark: When you get some wrong, Cid gives you clues
mtvcdm: You have a 1 in 64 chance of guessing it first try. It's low odds but not THAT low.
Saphling: yup
awkwardreaper: yeh you can fail it
EldarLuin: well done, G
Zaghrog: Oh totally can miss it
twitch_xeo: you can certainly fail each of the Huge Materias
Wrexadecimal: yeah, I missed it
SerGarretCameron: indeed.
Lordofironstorm: The password is hunter2
theshinyakuma: its literally a guess lol
NoTomToLose: You just have to keep trying, every wrong attempt Cid tells you a vague hint
Nameless_Sword: yup you can totally fail there
brainbosh: 24 combos?
Mr_Whyt: yeah my brother didnt get it his first play through while i did
fry_dx: It's like Mastermind. And yeah if you don't get it you miss this huge materia permanently
Saphling: every time you fail, cid gives you a hint
HisEvilDomain: you fail and he tells you "second entry was correct" or "I think it starts with [xsomething]" you will lock after a a certain amount of tries
KevinTheShark: Cid gives you vague clues because he cant remember it
KinoGami: yea there is a hidden time limit
LightingExpert13: wow that is some harsh gaming
Mr_Horrible: do you get something for having it later?
dialMforMara: why are we collecting the Huge Materia again? Just to keep it away from Shinra?
gualdhar: there's 4^4 combos, that's harsh
Master_Gunner: I still don't get why exactly you were trying to stop this mission in the first place?
Saphling: Shera: *calls from other side of rocket* TOLD YOU
TXC2: dialMforMara pretty much
LightingExpert13: bc of course she is on the ship
AwkwardBirb: @dialMforMara they're about to ram it into a meteor.
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
fry_dx: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, each huge materia you find gives you a potential bonus later
snowcookies: shera is still in here?
JohnLockeCole: Cid's hints are real real bad though, so look it up on a guide
Nameless_Sword: Oh no CID!!!!
someusername5: bye cid
richard_ermen: Time for some good ol'fashioned pathos!
TacitusVigil: Cut off his leg!
SAT_Holmes: tifa can lift it
Zappeljakob: then kick it
ShaneLeeAtk: Just have Tifa punch it.
Nigouki: Tifa can totally punch that debris
yallz: tifa just punch the debris away
KevinTheShark: Shera! You stil havent made that GODDAMN TEA!
theshinyakuma: you get a summon for all the huge materia
incslayer: lift dont lift just punch
Saphling: Tifa suplexes the debris
TXC2: punching is not lifting Kappa
TacitusVigil: You literally have a giant sword. Use it as a lever.
GapFiller: Tifa yr can totes lift that
Mr_Horrible: Tifa: "I only know punch, not lift!"
tenthtechpriest: I CAN'T GO WITHOUT MY FRIENDS. ok tifa let's go.
Lordofironstorm: Guys, if she punches it, she'll kill Cid too
Lordofironstorm: and blow a hole in the rocket
Lord_ZYRK: I think it's supposed to be "cotton-headed ninny-muggins"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can't leave without my buddy Superfly
kusinohki: cut scene objects are heavier than fight objects...
teaspooncody: the only explanation is that Tifa wants Cid to die here
ainamarth120: apparently, if you link "added effect" with the Odin materia, you don't have to worry about the doom effect
Foxmar320: welp
Bobb1t: Lifting is just punching up slowly
jarnatan: Tifa's powers can only tear apart this world, not put it back together. She is a bringer of ends, not of aid.
Gekyouryuu: I love how Machinabridged used this as a joke at FF8's expense. "why does this tank look so different?" "it got remastered!" " 'bout time." "it took a while to repair because it has that weird junction system."
tenthtechpriest: WHY WAS SHE ON THE SUICIDE ROCKET
VentusVee108: It looks like he just has really big white legs
twitch_xeo: doing repairs @tenthtechpriest
richard_ermen: @tenthtechpriest Isn´'T the question the answer in itself?
TXC2: so sheera lifts I guess
fry_dx: Shera: "There's only room for three. I'll stay behind!"
Gekyouryuu: @tenthtechpriest palmer launched it early because he's an idiot
sivakrytos: this is a very spacious rocket
Bahumot: REDEMPTION ARK!
gualdhar: so the two masssively buff fighters couldn't move it, but a bookish scientist was enough help?
yallz: nice jump for a guy who just broke both his legs
MaceLight: dose she die?
EldarLuin: Space core!!!
Mr_Horrible: I love that the scientist comes to help the ex-SOLDIER and the super-powered kickboxer, and that's what lets you lift the debris LUL
GapFiller: gualdhar turns out Shera lifts too
Nameless_Sword: SPAAAAAACE
VentusVee108: lrrCIRCLE
ipoddodd: O R B
Saphling: Cid just really loves space, okay?
CastleOtranto: Gotta got to SPACE
GapFiller: SAPCE!
twitch_xeo: spaaaaaace
LightingExpert13: space space SPACCCCEE
KevinTheShark: <message deleted>"Im in SPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
TXC2: SPAAAAAACE!
Helrumyc: wouldn't that change the trajectory of the rocket with an ejection like that?
snowcookies: Sppppaaaace!
richard_ermen: Man, FF really likes going to Space, doesn´t it?
peejeeful: this sucks
Zappeljakob: SPAAAACE
RobotHitchhiker: I really love the gravity in outer space
Foxmar320: Cid is like a kid right now
jarnatan: you were there before too Cid
noSmokeFire: cid, should you be standing right now?
GapFiller: SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
kamelion84: SPACE
mtvcdm: S much space gotta see it all
Driosenth: Cid is Space orb
jarnatan: We are all in space right now
gualdhar: @GapFiller more like She-ra
mtvcdm: Guilty go to space jail
MaceLight: i was right, he is the space core
Gekyouryuu: "anyone mind if I crack a window so I can smoke?"
jonasjonIV: Space....the Final Fantasy
TacitusVigil: I think we're just in high Earth orbit at best.
KSmallmoon: @gualdhar Tifa and Cloud only had it 99.99%, Shera provided the raining 0.01%
Lordofironstorm: GOTTA GO TO F#^$&%)ING SPACE!
richard_ermen: And then they all died upon reentry.
vanguard1112: Out here in space, smoking big doinks in outer space, big ol doinks
fry_dx: Wait, Shinra No. 26 or Shera No. 26?
Bahumot: Yeah, I don't think a huge materia bomb would have done much to that....
FlameAndAir: Just gonna slam down into the planet, I'm sure it'll be fine.
KSmallmoon: Shera actually is worth 25 % but oversuccess is still a success.
Alahmnat: meaty-or
kusinohki: what happened to 1 through 25?
Mr_Horrible: you might even call it a Meatier, G Kappa
vanguard1112: rock
Nameless_Sword: a big meteor....moving VERY slowly
LordManiMani: and so the day was saved
KevinTheShark: <message deleted>Space, the Final Fantasy, These are the voyages of the Shinra 26
northos: I mean you can see it from the ground, so it would have to be
TXC2: that's a should be cuasing tidal probelms metore
GapFiller: ohey Buganhagen
vanguard1112: my ears
NightValien28: armageddon this was not
RomanGoro: Did we destroy the planet?
AwkwardBirb: What was IN that rocket?
twitch_xeo: Animation's sadly the same with or without payload
Scy_Anide: I guess you can still call it a meteor even when it's bigger than the fricken moon.
richard_ermen: Time for some debris!
Saphling: they're so hopeful
accountmadeforants: Huh, and that's without the Thicc Materia. Maybe Shinra had a point.
mtvcdm: World blow'd up, thanks for playing
Lord_ZYRK: Shoutouts to all the thicc space roccs out there
TacitusVigil: We need Aerosmith playing "I don't want to miss a thing"
incslayer: @GDwarf its the same animation with it if my memory from 20years ago is correct
Twinklebees: Such a surprising amount of expression out of CG Lego people.
Saphling: maaaagic
Vanbael: I think we made it mad
noSmokeFire: we just made it mad!
Foxmar320: Now its mad
AwkwardBirb: @accountmadeforants nope, not even thicc Materia would have stopped the meteor.
peejeeful: now its angry
PhoebeTheGrey: that's a pretty big bang for not actually having the payload?
Mr_Horrible: hey, that's cheating!
jameswanders: I feel like I might've missed something relevant in the past 20mins
someusername5: it looks cooler now though
NightValien28: okay so if we get 20 more of those rockets and huge materias we can do it
Scy_Anide: It put the meteor into the 2nd phase of the boss fight.
kaffeetrinken89: now it is angry
Lord_ZYRK: It's still a MAGIC space rock
dudecon: now it's angry!
Bradway1: It cracked the outer shell
mtvcdm: Congratulations, now it's worse
Revelia: bad news: there is no good news
LordManiMani: uh oh. it's the logo
Mr_Horrible: wait, how'd we blow up THAT half?!
Brozard: D-Did we just die?
gualdhar: pulled a total Armageddon here
Zaghrog: it's magic
SignificantOtter: because it very big
jameswanders: Is it a... crisis core?
richard_ermen: It's an ANGRY magic rock!
Kerrisis: Question is: Would it have worked if Cloud et al hadn't interfered?
SAT_Holmes: i knew itr could not do it
BrindleBoar: Nope.
AwkwardBirb: Angry Alien Rock more like?
sivakrytos: armageddon was the next year actually it seems
ShDragon: How many rockets does it take to get to the center of the meteor-pop?
twitch_xeo: you gotta ask, why the planet even has a magic to summon its own demise
Nameless_Sword: nope
EldarLuin: THey didn't blow it up!!!
LordManiMani: has anyone tried the supermassive materia
TacitusVigil: Whelp, time to play the Ocarina and go back three days?
Zaghrog: Kerrisis faqiling to get the Huge Materia doesn't change that
Saphling: youuu blew it up
TXC2: "YOU BLEW IT UP!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also why did it blow up the back
Mr_Horrible: we launched a rocket from the planet and blew up the *back* of the meteor?!
Saphling: but not enough
BusTed: You maniacs! You didn't blow it up!
Kaorti: I failed to get the huge materia, It didn't help.
awkwardreaper: meteor's mostly have compressed iron ferite in their core. think that's what their trying to go with there lol
GapFiller: YOU MANIACS! YOU DIDNT BLOW IT UP!
Bahumot: That meteor is so tough, Tifa needs to punch it TWICE!
LightingExpert13: bad news: the meteor is still coming good news: i found this piece of candy
fry_dx: AVALANCHE saved meteor! Hooray!
Coogrr: I assume that if you hadn't gotten the materia out the outcome owuld be the same]
Malacorath: Hey G I'm playing a JRPG mobile game, where the main plot impetus is cats falling through rifts in spacetime.
EldarLuin: please continue
Alahmnat: it's great please don't stop
tenthtechpriest: how would it work when there was literally zero materia on the rocket when it blew up?
jarnatan: Bad news: Worlds gonna end. Good news: I stole this 1 gil from Tifa's savings.
Master_Gunner: it's a good voice
p3nguinkin: because it is amazing
Foxmar320: No G please keep doing the voice its great!
niccus: it's canon
Scrubbodiestobears: scottish cait sith give me life, don't stop
jameswanders: So.... they stole the nuclear core from the missile, and are now surprised that it didn't blow up the meteor?
NojhLivic: Because the scottish accent is terribly entertaining.
TXC2: 'cause it's hilarious
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