SpikySpahgetti: I think someone bolted him
BlightningHelix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
monkeyrama: Same thing happened to Alex the other day ligerLUL
TheThromborax: it's super effective!
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 3) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
monkeyrama: Going live for real PogChamp
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Orgmastron: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
Trashweazel: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
asthanius: Going live? I hardly know 'er!
Twizted_Seed: came for the adam and ben, stayed for the adam and ben
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Bob's your uncle
sentientstump73: woo, loud bois!
amuseoffirebane: Need more coffee. Read 'President Weevil' joke and was like "oh a political game tonight??"
ghostvalv: poggies
jdb399: Poggies my Doggies
Ba_Dum_Tish: Adam is heerrrrrrreeee and Ben is well over theeeeeerrrreee for social distancing bois
Landgraft: politics too scary even for let's nope
amuseoffirebane: @Landgraft tru
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sevvin09: I’m so hyped to be catching one of these live!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> You even want to watch Nemesis get c l a p p e d? | You're in luck, cause Ben and Adam are live for Let's Nope! | Gonna tell this big dumb idiot to kick rocks. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EWKo4K2U4AAbBx-.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1252749334958858243
jetpixi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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jessieimproved: kick rocks eh
asthanius: Pound sand
hieroglyphica subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
hieroglyphica: <3
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ComradeMik: Adam definitely sent the tweet out
BusTed: Totally.
jetpixi: Watching this while playing Animal Crossing is quite the juxtiposition
monkeyrama: Hello there, Adam
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
KCazduke: Ben is a ghost
iletthedogesout: we lost him already?!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben has gone to the shadow realm
monkeyrama: Adam ditced Ben
jessieimproved: good start
Trashweazel: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Kikazi: ruh roh
Xenovita: LUL
wildpeaks: *gasp*
Agl0vale: nemesis got Ben
KCazduke: XD
jessieimproved: lolomg
seth_erickson: Ben died in real time NotLikeThis
asthanius: He's in the fabric of reality!
monkeyrama: LUL Hi Ben
sgtslacker: We lost Ben to the void!
korvys: Nemesis got him
e_bloc: you killed the ben
NimrodXIV: lol
iletthedogesout: HAHAHA
BusTed: Adam got got
Lordofironstorm: Ben's been dead for years, Adam
MAPBoardgames: Ben's been dead for 7 years.
Kikazi: this slays the Adam
eric_christian_berg: A rip in time and space!
seth_erickson: Off to a good start
ghostvalv: gottem
TamesLovesGames: Adam got GOT
Twizted_Seed: I thought he was gonna john cena for a sec
kristamichele: best opening yet
plummeting_sloth: through a tear in REALITY
Orgmastron: JohnCena.gif
jdb399: This is the best lol
monkeyrama: And this is how Adam died
Boi_Ginny: That's amazing
Nuurgle: what a big fish you caught there, Ben. reeled it right the hell in
fireiceair1989 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
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sevvin09: Instant highlight.
ladylinzington subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
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jetpixi: He is the Ghost of Let's Nope Past
jdb399: benginTraitor
wildpeaks: strong start
colonelkreiner subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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Ba_Dum_Tish: So Ben is a futureama head?
Kramburger: Can't eat chicken guggies woithout hands ben
Kramburger: *nuggues
asthanius: HE LORGE
Agl0vale: Ben = Modock
KCazduke: XD
jessieimproved: huuuuuuuge beeeeeen
lucha_libro: wow that beard
MAPBoardgames: Ben, stop that! Quit while you're a head.
wildpeaks: they grow up so fast
monkeyrama: Ben's a growing boy
seth_erickson: Ben grew three times that day
underhill33: Large adult son Ben
Naarius: I didn't know Ben had Emerge
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm already choking from laughing so hard
Pteraspidomorphi: The bell?
TamesLovesGames: ben became BEN
ComradeMik: big Ben better chime the time
jetpixi: We have clock on stream
hunterking87: Italk about spooks
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
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cgwonder: wow Ben thanks for making me snort laugh in my room at 1am, i'm sure my housemate doesn't think i'm weird or anything
asthanius: Ben so large he could be a wreslter
KCazduke: Ben's head could eclipse Adam's head here
Kikazi: might need to turn Ben's audio up about 20%
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Kramburger: Ha ha yes the sex number... good.
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Wicker_Knight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
Wicker_Knight: So, Resident Evil 4 remake when? Kappa
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Masslost: spokey boys are back lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP jlrrIronball
jessieimproved: The beard is magnificent at this zoom level
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iletthedogesout is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Mr_Horrible!
Irreps: Can Ben be a bit louder pl0x?
KCazduke: Also, Ben Beard is getting pretty grizzly :D
monkeyrama: LUL
BusTed: WoW joeks
beasleyb2k subscribed at Tier 1.
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kristamichele: I am already so pleased with this stream
NightValien28: I got that reference poggies
jdb399: lrrWOW
asthanius: Adam and his friendly giant pal Ben play horror games, here. The bois are respectful. The games are not.
Agl0vale: what kind of games do you play?
ButButTheJesus: dammit, why does twitch always wanna crash at the start of a stream. also katesHi lrrSPOOP
5imian: Yeah there is some MAD cw text in RE3
jdb399: bloobyGhost
monkeyrama: Candy 👀
Masslost: i go this remake for free with my graphics card i might need to download it
jdb399: lrrFINE
KCazduke: Shamrock100 Who has the better beard, Ben or Adam? Vote now and be entered to win a free internet cookie!
5imian: iirc there are some mentions of suicide and workplace harassment/abuse
CastleOtranto: Can we get a little more Ben volume?
Inquisitor_Xian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
Inquisitor_Xian: JUMPSCARE! Thanks for giving my something to look forward to and keeping me sane(ish)! Stay awesome spoopy lads.
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Mister_BlueSky: General Heads Up O7
sir_jack_DB: welcome to the pillow fort :D
monkeyrama: "Accused"
ButButTheJesus: also I went to bed early last night and forgot to wish people a Happy 4/20
circusofkirkus: j'accuse
Ba_Dum_Tish: Giant Ben has Adam on his knee
monkeyrama: "sometimes"
jdb399: "Accused"
ButButTheJesus: so Happy 4/21 Keep Blazin ™
NightValien28: a little????????
Twizted_Seed: @KCazduke Ben has best beard at the moment
AgentMagicMaster: "mawh"
Countjondi: that's what the volume knob is for
Masslost: y'all aint load people are deaf
bv310: Every once in a while, you know, as a volume treat
Taylorton147: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:21.
YawnLance: Corgo100 To Let: Small apartment, gently used, only minor blood stains. (Yes, I'm still pushing this joke benginDab )
Taylorton147: woo just in time
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jdb399: It's very big
monkeyrama: It's looking full and nice, Ben
Wicker_Knight: It's getting Graham-ish
jdb399: Same Adam
JoTyler: would go great with the red plaid shirt, for the whole lumberjack look
jdb399: except I started last May
KCazduke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months!
KCazduke: Sometimes it feels like, somebody's WATCHING MEEEE~ (Please continue to sing from there.)
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plummeting_sloth: I'm wearing hair clips now cause it's so long
jdb399: and cant grow a beard lol
enki1256: The ben-beard has evened out quite nicely now.
monkeyrama: The grizzlier the better
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: im into it
atlantisascend: First time watching the spoop boys live iuchstead of on YouTube. My better experience!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ben needs to do a Beard off against W+P Grahams beard
ButterBall000: A pre/post- Quarentine Ben comparison would be fun to see.
gamercat88 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
gamercat88: 2 years bois!!! Pog-ing off
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Unless you're Ashe, then BOB's your ulti
monkeyrama: Assuming they were on in the first place
JoTyler subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
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Saphling: my quarantine hair has me shifting between Bellatrix Lestrange and Hagrid, depending on the day
golgomett: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: KRAHMBAHGAH
Masslost: I stil stand by that ben is becoming Yukon Cornelius
Kramburger: Every time...
Twizted_Seed: your australian is hot garbage
Ba_Dum_Tish: Japanese Japanese KRAMBURGER
NightValien28: it is coming
Orgmastron: FAIR DINKUM
sgtslacker subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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BusTed: You can count on it.
Landgraft: Adam's accent is definitely dinki di
theblackerlotus: offensive australian.......
Wicker_Knight: oh 4 DOES NOT Need a Remake
jetpixi: RE4 was fine. I played it. Well a little anyway. I can no do the spoops
Kramburger: But is their accent ridgy didge?
Wicker_Knight: it's also been Skyrimed to almost every platform now :D
monkeyrama: Ben's regular size again
Voxlunch: You boys need to do the fusion dance
Landgraft: true blue bogan
CastleOtranto: Hot Take: RE4 is quite good.
Agl0vale: the reason to remake 4 is to make the writing less cheesy
ratxprince: we're heeere
JoTyler: naw the cheese gives 4 its flavour
Wicker_Knight: @Agl0vale and lose the best part of 4? katesCry
silvalunae: hoi hoi
ButButTheJesus: ohai Alex! lrrHEART
Atomic_Marshmallow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
Atomic_Marshmallow: It's time for the Super Spoop Bros! Thanks for all the joy and laughs in these rough times, keep on doing what you do!
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cgwonder: Ben's beard has a certain piratey quality to it which I very much enjoy
monkeyrama: Poggies my doggies
monkeyrama: PogChamp
Agl0vale: @Wicker_Knight I said its the reason I didnt say it was a good reason or worth it
Voxlunch: @JoTyler detected PogChamp
seth_erickson: PogChamp
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sometimes it feels like Chat is watching me
jetpixi: Poggies!
CrazyZonie: So, Ben, do you want suggestions for Crossing the Streams, and if so, where do you want me to park them?
Wicker_Knight: @Agl0vale :D
monkeyrama: There's a cursor on Ben's face 👀
jdb399: ah damnit twitch is playing an ad from another stream I popped into in the background of this stream I hate it
theblackerlotus: LUL
JoTyler: @Voxlunch :p
CastleOtranto: Doggies are back... in POGGIES form.
theblackerlotus: so..........as you may tell i have great australian.
methodical_monk: Cheer100 poggies my doggies
ratxprince: poggies my doggies
Kramburger: I watched the Simpsons Australian episode last night... still holds up except for all the fosters
cgwonder: Honestly I'm so grateful for LRR right now. I was meant flying out on the first leg of my Big Trip next week and I was eventually meant to make it to Vamcouver which I was so excited about, but bit by bit it's all been cancelled (for good reason obviously). Watching the LRRmans makes me feel like I'm still getting some of the true Canadian experience.
Countjondi: I just put my own cursor there
ACrunchySpider subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
ACrunchySpider: Oh, hey, Spook times!
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ComradeMik: we could see the cursor
monkeyrama: We have the full time PogChamp
theblackerlotus: did you hit youre head too hard?
NimrodXIV: you are Carlos
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you put it into the boss fight
DoctorOfBeard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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MadmanOreo: a lot of hunters showed up
Agl0vale: we shot the frog/lizard thing @LoadingReadyRun
Mister_BlueSky: Well you see when you fire guns, bullets go speedily away from the gun.
Twizted_Seed: fuck THAT pigeon
Spooksbot_: i loved this Carlos section
betsytheripper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
betsytheripper: 75 months is old enough that my sub should be finishing first grade... I hope they read at an age appropriate level!
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m_logan2000: jill was infected
monkeyrama: Poor Jill NotLikeThis
BusTed: comb your hair carlos
jetpixi: LUL @betsytheripper
Irreps: Ben, you could be abit louder.
jetpixi: thzt one
monkeyrama: That one
monkeyrama: LUL
Voxlunch: nO
underhill33: wtf
BusTed: those decibel meters
Irreps: Ok good. Cheers, men.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ew why
cgwonder: oh god please say that's not real
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why?
ButterBall000: Ugh. Not surprised
ButButTheJesus: uh... isn't... ISN'T THAT JUST TWITCH
Kramburger: it's that just IRL streaming?
Voxlunch: NotLikeThis
NightValien28: of course they are
Agl0vale: please no
DoctorOfBeard: isn't that just twich streaming?
Ace__of__Hearts: I have Carlos hair rn
Pteraspidomorphi: So... Desert Bus?
neacon: it would be funny if it ever featured them actually playing games.
jetpixi: that sounds awful
Lordofironstorm: Isn't that just the irl section of Twitch?
Voxlunch: That was just Roadquest
korvys: ROAD QUEST
monkeyrama: Ooooo Survivor
jetpixi: Yeah you guys did that
ButterBall000: You were >.> Road Quset
Voxlunch: We've been on a reality show
Wicker_Knight: absolutely I could. Editor would LOVE the random stuff you say Adam :D
plummeting_sloth: I mean you both sort of did Amazing RAce Canada
NightValien28: its fine they won't go through one episode without saying the n word
m_logan2000: fabio
saweeks: Adam and Ben for the next season of the amazing race
Ace__of__Hearts: you were on a reality show it was called Road Quest it was really good
jetpixi: I know you did it cuz i got the shirt
BrowneePoints: Adam would get voted off the island super fast cuz he'd be an Adam Savagedan
Wicker_Knight: you would probably hate the character created from you though
monkeyrama: Fabio was great
m_logan2000: yep he won cause everyone else was horrible
Agl0vale: Ben and Adam on the Amazing race when?
mynameisie: You were both on my fav reality show already
eric_christian_berg: I'd love a new season of Strip Search. Best reality show competition ever.
plummeting_sloth: Simpson's references are calculated, yes
monkeyrama: Oh my
Dmc3628: ONE PUNCH
NonUniqueGuy: Is Amazing Race still even happening?
enki1256 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
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jetpixi: soo floppy
Voxlunch: Watermelons don't jiggle like that
ButButTheJesus: is she gonna be ok
JoTyler: theyd jsut be so genuine that everyone would love them
Ace__of__Hearts: Ben how could you forget Hootie!
monkeyrama: Mango, easy
JoTyler: pineapple
asthanius: Watermelon
Mister_BlueSky: Mango.
MinniChii: Watermelon
jetpixi: I cannot choose
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mango easy
cgwonder: watermelon
Saphling: mango
NonUniqueGuy: Mango
Theoretical95: Watermelon
Taylorton147: pineapple
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pineapple
Spluuga: Mango
asthanius: Watermelon is trash
Ace__of__Hearts: how could you both forget Jimmy?
JanuaryDark: watermelon
Countjondi: Durian
carcrash20: pineapple
Saintnex: Pineapple
Dezinkled: The one you didn't say
Voxlunch: Bye Mango
saweeks: Mango
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can't stand mango
ghostvalv: watermelon since I'm allergic
seth_erickson: Mango easy I love watermelon
niccus: can i just die
Pteraspidomorphi: I wouldn't get rid of any of those delicious fruits
Inquisitor_Xian: watermelon. easy.
JoTyler: pineapple EATS YOU BACK
YawnLance: Yeet watermelon into the sun
monkeyrama: RIP Mango
JoTyler: and also tastes gross
jetpixi: pineapple hurts but I love it
Spluuga: I'm allergic to mango v.v
ComradeMik: I mean... gun to my head, watermelon
Kramburger: Mango out. They grow too wild here and the smell of rotting mangos is the worst
Rynehawk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Rynehawk: Getting to hang with my two best friends I've never met.
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Fracaswell: pineapple, it's way too acidic
Juliamon: Nah that's honeydew
cgwonder: i hate watermelon an pineapple, but i like pineapple juice, so watermelon.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Keep all melons.
asthanius: Watermelon is literally just flavored water and it sucks
Voxlunch: I think you're eating some lousy watermelon to think that
Saintnex: Watermelon is awesome :P
monkeyrama: What is this weak-ass rifle
CastleOtranto: Honeydew is the celery of fruits.
NightValien28: he tripped on the other zombie, that's amazing
JoTyler: yeah watermelon is delicious
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why is this assault rifle so weak?
Countjondi: I lope watermelon
JoTyler: and also watermelon flavoured candies
ButterBall000: That's true, but celery is good for its empty calories
monkeyrama: Honeydew PogChamp
spurius: you people are insane, watermelon is great
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I don’t mind getting rid of mango
kimerakincaid: i love fake candy watermelon
ComradeMik: I love all of those fruit tho
korvys: Ok, but I actually like celery, and don't like watermelon
BrowneePoints: Fresh Watermelon is freaking amazing
Voxlunch: Mango is strinky and tastes a little bit like a toilet
BusTed: That's a lot of watermelons.
niccus: yeah, that's a lot of watermelon
Twizted_Seed: we dont have enough ammo to use on the giant lizard frog monster. lets shoot these slow fuck zombies
asthanius: Clever girl
Spluuga: I don't recommend sneezing watermelon either..
sir_jack_DB: watermelon literally tastes like ass to me, thanks to my mom's severe allergy to it
oyleslyck: I'd dump mango out of the three.
jetpixi: Would totally eat that watermelon
ratxprince: occupado!
KCazduke: Gonna open the door
Ace__of__Hearts: three watermelon is A LOT
monkeyrama: 2 of em
DoctorOfBeard: 3 watermelons is a LOT
JoTyler: just think tho, youd also be getting rid of every [fruit] flavoured thing
BusTed: Health day is 2 hours long.
monkeyrama: Sacrifice Ben
Voxlunch: Did you not bring your gruncher
asthanius: Juke!
NightValien28: granada?
Saphling: I'm okay with watermelon, but not thrilled by it. but I have mango so rarely that getting rid of it wouldn't affect me much
Kramburger: I could eat a half a watermelon without even realising
kristamichele: swingy doors!
CastleOtranto: Peanuts are to mixed nuts what cantaloupe is to fruit salad.
thedragonlady: grenades!
HorusFive: How could one man eat so many watermelons?!?
Laserbeaks_Fury: They look like baby Rancors
JoTyler: mango soda is SO GOOD
Theoretical95: They only insta kill once you knockoff their first shell
spurius: I love mangos, we had a tree growing up, free mangos every year
SpikySpahgetti: Spoopy time with Ben and Adam
Voxlunch: parry champ?
Mister_BlueSky: Sekiro!
Pteraspidomorphi: People who grow their own of most fruits know how good they can get
Twizted_Seed: jesus christ your punch powah!
UncannyJimjams: my bois with the hospital level
HorusFive: Panic-fire if I ever saw one
BusTed: The footsies are too strong
ButButTheJesus: FLUNGE
JoTyler: juke boiiiii
Spluuga: the back dash is real
KCazduke: Carlos gonna wreck you :D
oyleslyck: empties an entire mag, doesn't drop
monkeyrama: What is this thing
Ba_Dum_Tish: He got jukes
KCazduke: THROAT RIP
sgtslacker: Well Shiet
monkeyrama: Stealth?
asthanius: Don't fight the monster
BrowneePoints: Grenades
Saintnex: we got any nades?
saweeks: nade
thedragonlady: Nades!!
HorusFive: Run?
Twizted_Seed: how abouts not opening that door?
Rynehawk: you need to sekiro
KCazduke: Adam, what are you chewing?
cgwonder: you might have grenades in the storage chest
Ba_Dum_Tish: You need to conserve ammo at the moment
Theoretical95: Grab the thing and run
Spooksbot_: if you can keep counter punching, the tape was behind you when you died
jdb399: stop sucking at video games, that's an easy solution :p
SpikySpahgetti: She just wants a hug
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Voxlunch: PJSalt rifle
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arcaneIllumination subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
arcaneIllumination: 50 months? Sweet! Mind killing some zombies in celebration for me?
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monkeyrama: It's been a week, do some warmup reps
sgtslacker: I mean if it were me, I just wouldn't have died
Spooksbot_: the hunters are deffo rough
BloodForTheCorelab: duck and weave?
NightValien28: knife fight 'em
thedragonlady: Adam burnt all his dodges playing Nier earlier
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe to servo facts
THEGHOSTNUTTED: STUPID.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
sgtslacker: It comes from a place of love
Taylorton147: adam was fighting nioh centipede man
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facts
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Rynehawk: WHERES JILL
mowdownjoe: Adam fired up Neir Automata.
Rynehawk: ;)
KCazduke: I love the animation for howt he zombie gets up
monkeyrama: Mulligan :)
Twizted_Seed: thats some tastey neck
Voxlunch: Yikers island
BusTed: zombie can have a little carlos
sgtslacker: as a treat
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mowdownjoe: Also, HAI AREX
monkeyrama: You confused it?
MAPBoardgames: Why is it that the protag in games like this don't get zombism from bites like everyone else can?
sgtslacker: good jukes
Lordofironstorm: Sekiro
BusTed: peace
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
KCazduke: HEAAAAALZ
HorusFive: Bye Idiots!
cgwonder: yeeees adam
ButButTheJesus: noice
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ComradeMik: see ya nerds
KCazduke: Adam needs heeeeeels
itira: Hey yall!
Spooksbot_: there's a small % of people who have major resistance to the virus, and they tend to be the protags
monkeyrama: benginRip
Theoretical95: It also gets to insta kill once that happens
asthanius: Yikers my bikers
cgwonder: stab em
UncannyJimjams: looks like you're serving a 25 to lifetime sentence on Yikers Island
cgwonder: oh yeah carlos doesn't have a knife.
monkeyrama: Ben knows 👀
Spooksbot_: in the room with the two hunters, i believe there's also ammo on the right as you go in if you can manage to grab it
Rynehawk: im just a dolphin maam
raaabr: How’s RE3?
SpikySpahgetti: Ur not allowed in
monkeyrama: oooooooh baby
MrUglama: why can he falcon punch them?
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HorusFive: Sekiro??!
raaabr: Are you punching zombies
SpikySpahgetti: No non zombies allowed
Spooksbot_: bc he's Carlos
Spooksbot_: Carlos just Does That
plummeting_sloth: Hunters hate paperwork
Laserbeaks_Fury: Only Carlos does it
Mister_BlueSky: You can Falcon Punch anything at least once.
monkeyrama: Carlos has a parry? seabatPjorg
jetpixi: now that's gonna be stuck in my head all night
Spooksbot_: roof, then downstairs
monkeyrama: Tame a moose, it'll get you there faster OpieOP
gwardandtheidiotsquad: who is the weevil el presidante
Rynehawk: is that a rave?
thraximore: oh, we're playing as this... man
SkylerRingtail: Is Twitch throwing a buffering fit for anyone else?
monkeyrama: Those reflexes tho
plummeting_sloth: Deck-iro
Talin06: !uptime
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Theoretical95: It's the door that's red on the first floor map I think
gwardandtheidiotsquad: we are playing as (harsh spanish accent) CARLOS
Taylorton147: use nade!
Rynehawk: why are there grenades in the operating room?
kristamichele: that is a harbinger of doom
Luminaire_p: The operating room, where the operators keep their stuff
cgwonder: this stash of ammo is making me suspicious
plummeting_sloth: They took all that ammo out of people
Taylorton147: bada bing bada boom
gwardandtheidiotsquad: @Rynehawk it is standard operating percedure
monkeyrama: 2 numbers?
Spooksbot_: they're precision surgical instruments, of course!
Rynehawk: nice
Lordofironstorm: nice
JoTyler: nurse *finds grenades* "welp guess i'll put these in lost and found"
Taylorton147: @plummeting_sloth everyone lost their ammo at this hospital at the wrong time
Noxenluxe: I assume the grenades are for if the patient is actually The Thing. SeriousSloth
Orgmastron: Combine tape + palyer?
Orgmastron: player*
CrazyZonie: Does anyone know if Paul or Graham are still monitoring the INFO LRR mailbox?
plummeting_sloth: the pulled all thoe grenades out of people's bumbs
jetpixi: outta the cuts
kristamichele: spicy zombie
KCazduke: Who would you rather have with you in a survival horror game: Ash of Evil Dead, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, or Heather Mason?
monkeyrama: Airball PogChamp
MAPBoardgames: She got you again
BrowneePoints: @KCazduke Ash has a not great history of his companions surviving
ButterBall000: That was nearly a death by Achilles tendon
Theoretical95: Silent Hill 3
GlennSeto: Silent Hill 3
Saintnex: Silent Hill 3 protag
raven534: Heather Deery
Taylorton147: ash tends to be a sole survivor...
plummeting_sloth: Ash might have done better with the chainsaw fight in RE-7
CastleOtranto: Ash is high out of his mind.
Theoretical95: It's the red door
Twizted_Seed: In a game where zombies come back to life, perhaps we can stop walking over the corpses
CrazyZonie: @Saintnex With or without her axe?
BrowneePoints: Ash is competent, but Ash's companions don't usually make it
monkeyrama: Good job ligerLUL
Mister_BlueSky: You get Ash or older Ash?
KCazduke: Reading the door explains the door
Wicker_Knight: Leon depends a lot on which Leon. RE2 leon is useless, RE4 leon is useful, RE6 Leon is the real villain
Saintnex: @CrazyZonie uhhh... Yes
Taylorton147: really i loved ash vs evil dead
CastleOtranto: The Evil Dead musical, however, slaps.
monkeyrama: Wow, that guy sucks
mowdownjoe: I liked Ash vs. Evil Dead. It was gloriously over the top.
CrazyZonie: @Saintnex Good answer
KCazduke: Woah, that doctor has a bad case of ego
plummeting_sloth: I'm the goddamn Batbard
Twizted_Seed: boss fight comin in
ButterBall000: It's just some bard named Nathaniel
actionjb: By what factor is someone the best biologist
Laserbeaks_Fury: "My voice is my passport. Verify me."
Sogheim: grenade? grenade!
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Taylorton147: was it day of the dead where zombies started shooting people
KCazduke: Gross
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Noxenluxe: SeriousSloth seabatYIKES
sir_jack_DB: nope.
plummeting_sloth: ah a final reminder that we shouldn't feel bad he's dead
Taylorton147: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
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MAPBoardgames: I really hate the antagonist in this game. "I am evilsman. I do evil for no reason than to be evil."
KCazduke: treating women like objects is for shitbags
jetpixi: hmmm
Taylorton147: umbrella knows all
KCazduke: gross
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it the same cure Claire got sent after?
Khuasta: !help
Taylorton147: though was kinda hyped when i first heard of operation racoon city, would have been interesting if they did it properly
jetpixi: Dishonot on you! Dishonor on your cow!
jetpixi: Dishonor*
Sogheim: !advice
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Khuasta: !autostatus off
plummeting_sloth: uhh... bit late for that
Saintnex: is the game a bit quiet or is it just me?
Taylorton147: @Saintnex its a bit quiet yeah
Rynehawk: dont you what me baaaaby
monkeyrama: Oh my
cgwonder: wow Carlos
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
KCazduke: Punch is the password
BrowneePoints: We *clap* stan *clap* Carlos *clap*
plummeting_sloth: a curse activated door
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME zekeFIST
Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't know Carlos didn't know
jetpixi: Fuck+Punch=Password?
KeytarCat: Is this Chris?
monkeyrama: Must be expensice to replace that monitor every time
Twizted_Seed: the only thing in the cabinet not in black and white
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat carlos
KeytarCat: Ah
KCazduke: Carlos is fine, but Jill is FIIIIIIINE
ButButTheJesus: yeah game audio does seem a bit low
KeytarCat: I forget who the Mains are in these
sevvin09: 10/10 gameplay. Fuck+punch.
Taylorton147: guys can you turn game up a smidge?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Same thing happened with James in Mass Effect 3, his only crime was not being Garrus
plummeting_sloth: "It'll be a fucking miracle..:" several other doors unlock
monkeyrama: time to boogie
KeytarCat: Sure acts like Chris!
monkeyrama: i-frames PogChamp
Lordofironstorm: Sekiro
GlennSeto: Wow, small wonder they put Jill in the fighting game. Kappa
KCazduke: I-Frames, yeah!
ButButTheJesus: lrrGOAT
oyleslyck: I-frames lrrBEEJ
Mister_BlueSky: The only thing Carlos has over Jill is that punch.
aWabbajack: open door, PUNCH!
kristamichele: that monster punch is hysterical
mowdownjoe: SEKIRO
Sogheim: are you just Falcon Punching that beast into the next room?
Saintnex: @LoadingReadyRun Would it be possible to increase the game audio a bit? its hard to hear the dialogue
ComradeMik: using that gamer brain
GlennSeto: Grenade?
Voxlunch: She looks like she's reading DMs
Eyclonus: Stick the handgun ammo into her wound
Taylorton147: cheers
ButButTheJesus: @Voxlunch :D
ComradeMik: yeah, Claire is underground
cgwonder: ooooh don't like that
Agl0vale: what would win a biological weapon that took millions of dollars to make and even more to buy, or one boi that punches good
spurius: vaccines dont cure people
monkeyrama: oh no
jetpixi: What kind of pipet is that?!
niccus: yeah that's going to cause an air embolism
KeytarCat: Carefully didn't show the injection site
plummeting_sloth: alright, this purple should cure the green inside you
GlennSeto: Oh it glows... yeah, that's healthy.
Eyclonus: Now she dies because he didn't get rid of the bubles
Voxlunch: This shit has not yet cleared human trials
KCazduke: Now we Jill again?
Twizted_Seed: caus all medicine works immeadoiately
MAPBoardgames: It's a vaccine, not a cure. She still turns.
Tregelen: it' mentioned that the vaccine also functions as cure in the game files
Taylorton147: @jetpixi like a fuckin turkey basin
Lordofironstorm: Riker maneuver
MadmanOreo: purple drank fight against infectious diseases, good to know
KeytarCat: @Eyclonus oh nooooo
BrowneePoints: @Voxlunch it's either take a chance and she dies, or she dies.
jetpixi: That was not a syringe lol
Mister_BlueSky: Cures for things are always neon colors. That’s just facts.
aWabbajack: we have less than 3 months
kristamichele: well
aWabbajack: oh a day away
GlennSeto: "capable of rational thought"
jetpixi: I can't use mine to stabby like that @Taylorton147 LUL
sir_jack_DB: "capable of rational thought" is a helluva thing
HorusFive: Rude to think the Zombos aren't capable of rational thought
SpikySpahgetti: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
oyleslyck: I'm shocked... SHOCKED.... that the gov't even gave them a day
GlennSeto: Must ... resist ... topical joke.
monkeyrama: You sure turned up the volume
ghostvalv: seabatCHOICE
Eyclonus: <message deleted>@sir_jack_DB "MAGA" "no sane people around here then"
Taylorton147: @jetpixi im more bothered the needle part was actually tiny compared to the rest of the actual thing
BusTed: Heavy duty security.
KCazduke: Slow shutters are slow
spurius: current sitation has shown that rational thought is a higer bar than you would think
aWabbajack: Horde event
Mister_BlueSky: “Zombies please stay where you are. I mean... grrr aarrgghh...”
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP
sir_jack_DB: @Eyclonus let's not.
jetpixi: Normally those things use much wider tips @Taylorton147
SpikySpahgetti: AND then JIM. Was a zombie
Rynehawk: i think he bit off more than he could chew?
ComradeMik: this gun sucks
Laserbeaks_Fury: I saw a generator
HorusFive: Another pop
Taylorton147: carlos gettin dem zombie hickies
JoTyler: all they wanna do is eat your brains
SpikySpahgetti: It’s only a hicky
JoTyler: it's not unreasonable
Taylorton147: @JoTyler hive mind
kristamichele: @jotyler I love that song hahaha
Spluuga: to reduce lag
ButButTheJesus: @JoTyler maybe they can compromise
Theoretical95: Gameplay reasons
monkeyrama: That noise WutFace
JoTyler: :3
SpikySpahgetti: This looks way to sexual
ComradeMik: so they don't get back up?
Stripe_dog: They're blowing up to save you your frame rate
KeytarCat: They squish so you know they dead!
SpikySpahgetti: This seems very ahem. Mature
Rynehawk: is it the electric things making them blow up?
Luminaire_p: Once you pop, the zomb done stop
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Taylorton147: SEKIRO
SpikySpahgetti: It looks like he had code brown
monkeyrama: Those things suuuck
BusTed: chomp chomp
monkeyrama: Great parries, though
GlennSeto: I saw a liver...
JoTyler: that was really good having it spawn right on top of you
MAPBoardgames: Nom nom nom!
plummeting_sloth: maybe save that grenade for a bit
ComradeMik: Carlos trying to box
SpikySpahgetti: Uh oh
SpikySpahgetti: Falcon PUNCH
KeytarCat: GG, herb
aWabbajack: grenade for the hunter
Spooksbot_: the nade should take it out in one
Veste: Save a kill spell for this guy.
cgwonder: looks like you can use the stun points as well
Theoretical95: It's for later
SpikySpahgetti: U didn’t jund em out/grenade them
sevvin09: Since there's a load of ammo everywhere, just spray bullets everywhere instead of weak bursts.
Taylorton147: did carlos just blood fart
SpikySpahgetti: Have we entered the spoop zone
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh I see the C4
cgwonder: here he comes
SpikySpahgetti: Ready the nade
Saintnex: Gotta say, really not a fan of these forced combat areas in a game that limits ammo :P
Theoretical95: There's stuff in that room that it came out of iirc
sevvin09: Here's the biggest boi!
monkeyrama: Nice!
Spooksbot_: good job!
Taylorton147: hit the generators
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah this section is awful
SpikySpahgetti: Wombo combo
Theoretical95: You have to turn on the power
BusTed: all. zombies.
Stripe_dog: Yes, the OTHER head.
plummeting_sloth: go in that room
aWabbajack: that room that opened
jetpixi: even the lady zombies LUL
kristamichele: I feel like the lady zombies are more tenacious
jetpixi: very squirrely
Taylorton147: chat saying leave???
Ba_Dum_Tish: Zombies are equal opportunity undead creators
monkeyrama: Those head dudes are spooky
SpikySpahgetti: Leave now. Too spoopy
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SpikySpahgetti: Door opens
Mister_Hush: ah yes the gears of war part of resident evil
Taylorton147: time to skeedaddle!!!
plummeting_sloth: yeah, he missed the message
Spooksbot_: the first hunter popped open a door in the room with some extra items and a power switch
TechnoGeek276: !streamtime
Saintnex: This is a not good section :P
Lordofironstorm: THis feels unfair
Stripe_dog: There's a switch in that room
thedragonlady: You gotta go in the room that opened
HorusFive: Remember the part in RE4- defending the cabin. Like this, but with some humor.
amuseoffirebane: oh it's THIS part
enki1256: Zombie choooooow.
Stripe_dog: There's also a surprise zombie in that room
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Taylorton147: i mean it wasnt obvious in your defence
monkeyrama: It's fine SeemsGood
thedragonlady: This part is hard tho lol you're good
Ba_Dum_Tish: This part is awful and has no checkpoints
KeytarCat: It's hard to know when a monster closet is just a monster closet
Spooksbot_: it's not obvious, no. it's a tough section! you can do it!
aWabbajack: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Noxenluxe: The power button is small and not obvious.
aWabbajack: katesTry
Stripe_dog: Yeah this bit could have been fun but the room layout just sucks for it
Taylorton147: dont worry ben, adam has horde training from nioh last night
Lordofironstorm: Hack the planet
saucemaster5000: Hey man, you do you, and we love you for it.
Halvhir: I mean, it looks frustrating to PLAY, kudos for doing as well as you are
ComradeMik: it's all on shuttee
sevvin09: Hey, the more you do something the less you suck at it. Fuck 'em up, Adam!
ComradeMik: which also seems dumb
KeytarCat: Nioh last night looked unpleasant, I'm so sorry, Adam
boundwoodhome: Thank you for playing this so I don’t have to, I am terrible at shooters
SpikySpahgetti: Good ole fashion exp grinding
Laserbeaks_Fury: The C4 is rgiht there next to the detonator
Spooksbot_: the C4 is for the end of the section
Spooksbot_: dw about it until then
Stripe_dog: You don't need it yet, the game will let you know when you need it
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat it was painful to watch, death like to probably play
Noxenluxe: The game (Tyler) will tell you to use it later.
CururuGuasu: Now defeat them in 30 seconds without taking damage lrrAWESOME
KeytarCat: Shoot the dudes, win the things
skywolfwd: shoo the sparking things when they are close to it
SpikySpahgetti: Score the points.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah going for center mass seems to be more effective
SpikySpahgetti: Sportsball
skywolfwd: the sparking things stun them
cgwonder: nice!
Spooksbot_: got it, nice!
monkeyrama: Nice job seabatPjorg
Taylorton147: that was a bundle of grenades if i ever saw one
Taylorton147: a pile if you will
ComradeMik: and a bunch of grenadea
CururuGuasu: It’s raining men
Kreiseler: do the ya yas before yeet add more distance, or do they add accuracy?
Spooksbot_: there's also a hip pouch in there, though i don't think you need the space at this point
skywolfwd: shoot generators
SpikySpahgetti: Hallelujah
KeytarCat: Not my favorite grenade aim mechanic
ComradeMik: distance
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Kreiseler aesthetics
monkeyrama: He's evolving seabatBRAIN
Taylorton147: c-c-c-c-c-combo
cgwonder: ewwwww
Taylorton147: dont like
Spooksbot_: i hate those nemmy heads
Sogheim: what was that thing?
KeytarCat: Least favorite fleshlight
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Spooksbot_: that was a zombie with a nemesis parasite on it's head
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat probably pretty painful one aswell
Spooksbot_: they're super gross
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cgwonder: niiiiiiice
monkeyrama: He's doing it \ seabatTROG /
mowdownjoe: lrrHORN
Ba_Dum_Tish: Equal opportunity explosions
itira: MY BRAND
Taylorton147: he has contacts, for his SPECIAL eyes
KeytarCat: Only enemy bullets hurt!
WalrusOntheCourt: I hope we are playing the zombies...
Lordofironstorm: This looks miserable
Stripe_dog: Oof
cgwonder: nooooooooo
Noxenluxe: This reminds of the gas station ghost survivor mode, I didn't enjoy it then either.
Saintnex: NOOOOOO
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
PlusDY: :C
monkeyrama: Dang it
Taylorton147: i mean you are still there to help
NonUniqueGuy: Damn
monkeyrama: This section is so rough
BusTed: :(
Voxlunch: jibble sandwich
Saintnex: thats some BS
ButButTheJesus: NOMF
HorusFive: He's got a machine gun! How can he not fight off ANY of them on his own!!!
kilotango30: lrrEFF lrrEFF
KeytarCat: That was so close :'(
Mister_Hush: resident evil is such a good franchise, i'm glad it's stuck around so many years
Taylorton147: carlos just casually standing there
skywolfwd: shoot generators
Lordofironstorm: But if she has the vaccine, isn't she immune to the T-Virus?
sgtslacker: that section seems super rough, you are playing awesome Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: You were so close too
WalrusOntheCourt: My goodness... this looks like a modern political convention in Cleveland...
niccus: she's not immune to getting ripped apart
Ba_Dum_Tish: pogress
Taylorton147: i know you got like the bags and everything blocking the door
Spooksbot_: you got this!
KeytarCat: Key ingredient to game proficiency is far too many hours
skywolfwd: shoot the generators to stun zombies close to them
Taylorton147: but can the guy on the other side not use a belt or something on door handles
sevvin09: Oh, these are all those people that got together to protest against social distancing!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: skywolfwd, they know
Taylorton147: sorry being super nit picky
sevvin09: Look at them now.
skywolfwd: ok
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brainbosh: You can shoot the electric thing s
skywolfwd: they aren't doing it
KeytarCat: The other guy only has one arm to use!
monkeyrama: Roll Jill in front of the door OpieOP
skywolfwd: ok
skywolfwd: sorry
Taylorton147: adam is learning, evolving to pro gamer status
KeytarCat: This is your horder-check
Spooksbot_: Tyrell is ambiguously injured, he probably has a harder time defending himself
CyberColossus: Heyyyyy CHAT <3
SpikySpahgetti: Adam has leveled up
Taylorton147: @Spooksbot_ even just sit against the door hahaha
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Adam is super persistant at games, I'm sure that next week we'll get there
ButButTheJesus: @CyberColossus ohai
KeytarCat: I just noticed the lights go out
Taylorton147: do the grenades do no friendly fire??
SpikySpahgetti: Welcome to the thunder dome
monkeyrama: That zombie just ploppin in there
monkeyrama: LUL
KeytarCat: He's just hanging out
Sogheim: who wouldn't fall for Adam?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Horde defense does make sense in world but at the same time not fun at all
Noxenluxe: There's a vent shaft right above where that zombie fell, yes.
MadmanOreo: Is this the return of boxcar jim?
sauce_say: flip the switch in that back room
Noxenluxe: Still doesn't make sense, but it's there.
Taylorton147: gamers cant look up, like dogs
skywolfwd: how much auto ammo does he have?
KeytarCat: That guy was just walking into the boxes
NonUniqueGuy: If dogs can't up, does that make them gamers?
Spooksbot_: i actually enjoyed this section when i played it through bc it felt cathartic, but boy howdy i'm not looking forward to attempting it on harder difficulties
Taylorton147: @NonUniqueGuy yes
spazzzmistic: !uptime
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @NonUniqueGuy yes, why else do you think they only want to fetch
Ba_Dum_Tish: !updog
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Spooksbot_: nice!
Ba_Dum_Tish: SEKIRO
monkeyrama: woooow, what a move
KeytarCat: Was that the first room call you got this run?
seth_erickson: SEKIRO
skywolfwd: nice flash
Lordofironstorm: Flash punch combo
J_Roles: hola me harties
actionjb: God Adam is really good at video games
CyberColossus: is anyone else saying SEKIRO but with the "SEPHIROTH" song in thier heads?
Taylorton147: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-SEKIRO
kilotango30: PogChamp50 everyone watch out, the Boshy is actively gaming
Noxenluxe: The s-rank guide says to farm this particular sequence for points to unlock the infinite rocket launcher for harder difficulties. Game design. 🤔
Spooksbot_: that was fucking spicy
KeytarCat: That was a nice nade
NonUniqueGuy: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Hmmmm, some dogs do escort quests as well to get sheeps to the right spot.....
IdleRed: YES
skywolfwd: before today I never thought of the flash grenade combo
monkeyrama: Success!
Lordofironstorm: benginDab
KeytarCat: C4 time!
Theoretical95: get the detonator!
Twizted_Seed: stage 2
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Great job Adam
skywolfwd: C4
Stripe_dog: C4 time
J_Roles: ive never played the residnet weevil series, are they worth the buy?
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Taylorton147: oh god they sekiro gorrilad us
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh wait now it is horde time
IdleRed: adam is good at videogames
Lordofironstorm: This fucking blows
monkeyrama: 30 more seconds, good lord
Kreiseler: are you KIDDING me
skywolfwd: huh
Taylorton147: 9
skywolfwd: forgot about that
Taylorton147: 8
Kreiseler: you reward is you have to do another 30 seconds
Taylorton147: 7
Taylorton147: 6
Laserbeaks_Fury: TICKING CLOCK
skywolfwd: cmon
monkeyrama: Yessssss
cgwonder: big boom
skywolfwd: heck yes
Taylorton147: dab
KeytarCat: YATTA
Lordofironstorm: benginDab
hazyaura__: poggers
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Spooksbot_: good job!!!
Ba_Dum_Tish: I feel like that desk wouldn not protect you
Diabore: congratulations
J_Roles: congrats!
jetpixi: lrrAWESOME
MAPBoardgames: lrrCOW
ButButTheJesus: and then they all died THE END
ButterBall000: And now you've locked yourself in
J_Roles: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
sgtslacker: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Vezon46: look at these handsome boys. which one of you is clapping nemesis's cheeks?
monkeyrama: So now the window shutters work?
Taylorton147: holding out for an adam
Landgraft: Adam so powerful
windmires: pro gamer reasserts his title of "the boshy"
Countzeroor: :gyro:
cgwonder: I hope that wasn't load bearing
PlusDY: Conveniently, the pillar falling also closed all the shutters
Kreiseler: wouldn't this place just be lousy with zombie corpses now
Voxlunch: It even redid her makeup
ComradeMik: did all those zombies disappear?
XcaliberCrusade: Do the pockets on his vest have boob jiggle physics?
Taylorton147: CALL THE PRESIDENT
Mister_BlueSky: "Hello Government?"
Veste: OI, JOHN GOVERNMENT
underhill33: 1-800-GOVERNMENT
jetpixi: It's a 1-800 number
Ace__of__Hearts: "just the whole government"
NotCainNorAbel: Hellow, Goverment
Stripe_dog: "Good" *cocks gun*
Saintnex: Hello Government, I have cure
monkeyrama: Are we Jill again 👀
Lordofironstorm: I'd like to speak to the CEO of government
plummeting_sloth: yes. Save
PlusDY: It's about damn time
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yep President Government
skywolfwd: Jilliam
Hangedman: my name's carlos and i'm here to say i sure hate zombies in a major way
IdleRed: excuse me, Mr. Government?
Austere_Squire: Oh, nu. I'm late
secretbranch: 1-800-gov-ernment
Taylorton147: hm
KeytarCat: Is this one of those new-fangled first person shootems?
MAPBoardgames: Dream sequence?
Taylorton147: dont trust
m_logan2000: hello operator, please connect me to the president
Austere_Squire: Oh
skywolfwd: oh
skywolfwd: right
PlusDY: f
Nigouki: oh right, the nightmares
plummeting_sloth: safe as safe can be, with, a room support gone
hazyaura__: 1005 safe
Austere_Squire: He didn't need that head anyway
cgwonder: awww carlos. why did you have to be a nightmare?
monkeyrama: Oh
ButterBall000: Sorry, you called Canada Government, you need US Government
Ace__of__Hearts: having a normal one
J_Roles: oh no
NightValien28: welp
hazyaura__: 10000% safe
Lordofironstorm: This is a dream sequence
Sogheim: this keeps happening to men in Jill's life
Taylorton147: safe IF YOUR A ZOMBIE
J_Roles: lol
Austere_Squire: shhh, no dreams now, only zombies
jetpixi: crunchy
Voxlunch: what a shitty dream
skywolfwd: nightmare
ButButTheJesus: I KNOW ADAM
PlusDY: It was all a pleasant dream
itira: hahaha
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hey Alex!
Veste: as we know, adam has been in several zombie apocvs
monkeyrama: That seems like the time you'd do that
NightValien28: missile strike?
tergonis: waking up from zombie fever dreams is pretty stressful i imagine
jessieimproved: waking up shocked seems appropriate here
Pteraspidomorphi: Effective
Taylorton147: well thank god they left the tv on for conveniance
Laserbeaks_Fury: wait a second, I"M biological material!
skywolfwd: juke the nuke
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yeah it certainly makes sense for Jill to wake up stressed
jetpixi: Time to skidaddle
Voxlunch: Just go parry the nuke
BusTed: Just use i-frames
GlennSeto: So... neutron bomb?
Scrubbodiestobears: she was in this room in her nightmare, but was unconcious when she was brought in here
Voxlunch: YASS
PlusDY: And this is why he didn't steal her guns
monkeyrama: She has more inventory space PogChamp
hazyaura__: oh wait im bioligical material WutFace
Voxlunch: Grunch all every slenade
Stripe_dog: So the city getting alerted to the missle strike is a very big and important retcon from the original RE3.
Austere_Squire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:01:48.
Vezon46: "this is not a test" thatd be a really wild way to test yalls emergency broadcast system
JoTyler: gonna blue rinse the place
Ba_Dum_Tish: Why didn't Carlos Liberate some of your weapons?
Rynehawk: it CAN be. I mean we woke you up when September ended
skywolfwd: they might
KeytarCat: You say that like you believe it
Taylorton147: they wont...right???
spurius: I wonder how many americans, would stay in the city in the name of freedom and not letting big goverment telling them what to do
Mister_BlueSky: That horde was basically a boss fight.
SquareDotCube: Welp, time to mosey
skywolfwd: ya never know
Saintnex: I think we will probably find some though
plummeting_sloth: who the hell is there making that message
SpikySpahgetti: Covid19 the new zombie mutation.
JoTyler: @spurius too many, but in this case the problem would solve itself
J_Roles: you saythat now
Vezon46: famous last words
monkeyrama: We'll find out soon enough
jetpixi: That was Carlos' boss fight tho...
Mister_BlueSky: I like the, "I sure as shit didn't."
MadmanOreo: "I did literally nothing"
embyrr_the_dragon: I just got here and holy quarantine beard Ben
Taylorton147: i mean did you see carlos parry hunters jill
BusTed: Gottem
windmires: "did you see the broadcast?" no, she was comatose.,
monkeyrama: Yeaaaaah
cgwonder: slam dunk
J_Roles: *self five
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hype
skywolfwd: SUPERCOP!!
Voxlunch: GLAK GLAK GLAK
SpikySpahgetti: I got a quarantine long hair
Taylorton147: glock hahah drive by the zombies
Bearudite: gloooock
ashiok_nightmare_moose: giggity glock
GlennSeto: damn, I missed it - what line did she reply to?
Voxlunch: the glock go SPRRRAP pap pap pap
ButButTheJesus: brakkita brakkita brakkita
SquareDotCube: Combine guns! Then you'll have DOUBLE GUN
Noxenluxe: Apparently that's a glock 18c, but I could be mistaken.
ashiok_nightmare_moose: blappp blapp
J_Roles: jlock 18 good find
skywolfwd: can't sadly
monkeyrama: Dual wield the pistols PogChamp
skywolfwd: I wish
Taylorton147: glue the handgun to the pump of the shotgun
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben you luck sack
Taylorton147: double gun
thevikingbear__: hello Adam and Ben! I hope you are staying safe and healthy!
BlueDaNewb: praise dan
KeytarCat: One square of toilet paper
J_Roles: love the beard ben
Taylorton147: double fun
raven534: One roll, or one package?
seth_erickson: 1 roll of toliet paper seems like not enough
skywolfwd: toilet paper shortage
plummeting_sloth: And so the sitty was blown up, because no one helped that dude get a message out
Veste: responsible citizen benjamin
NotCainNorAbel: Didn't use it in right in the store?
GlennSeto: Are we counting NDs on this stream as well? Kappa
Dezinkled: You were allowed to buy more than one if you wanted too?
blip2004: @glennseto "leave it to carlos. he's a professional"
IdleRed: damn imagine being nice
theonlyangelx: hellloooo
Natimus_Prime: Healing isn't on a sortcut so you can't use it by accident
sevvin09: Yeah, stop hoarding all the tp.
Austere_Squire: Oh, I thought the toilet paper freakout had calmed
skywolfwd: zombos
theleerm: likin the beard ben!
Kreiseler: wait if we make the bullets heal...and the zombies are undead...quick grab all the x potions you can!!!
theonlyangelx: how are you babes?
niccus: are you ready for the resident evil 2 remake remake
MAPBoardgames: Everyone knows that curative items damage undead.
cgwonder: i'm very much looking forward to going grocery shopping soon. i ran out of chocolate what feels like years ago
GlennSeto: @blip2004 Sweet - thank you!
skywolfwd: his head exploded
Stripe_dog: So somehow Carlos manages to get into the Underground even though Jill has to unlock the door to it, and it's not a lock that can be relocked form the other side.
BusTed: VAC ban
Taylorton147: is valerant good?
skywolfwd: not and fps
Mysticman89: judge is remarkably accurate at range too
monkeyrama: SEems legit
cgwonder: shotgun best gun always
Taylorton147: aw jeez i hope i fix my pc to try it soon
skywolfwd: take a dump
NightValien28: that doesn't sound good at all
Taylorton147: also want to play the last oasis
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I... don't like playing Valorant. It's just not fun for me.
plummeting_sloth: Aimbot is a zombie
KeytarCat: I'll play Valorant for probably 40 minutes before everyone I play games with moves on
Stripe_dog: Yes that leads to the underground
ButButTheJesus: aw heck yeah, when I would feel punchy in Counterstrike back in teh day I'd just get auto-shotty and head first to the enemies. quick but fun.
skywolfwd: aimbot is stupid
cgwonder: whenever i play fps games i'm either sniper or shotgun, no inbetween
monkeyrama: You won't get hit, right
monkeyrama: Footsie specialist
skywolfwd: explosive
J_Roles: game logic
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Carlos can teleport
iLetTheDogesOut: hahaha
raven534: There is a god. His name is Carlos
Taylorton147: carlos bethesdad his way through the walls
noisyblizzard: wait
Theoretical95: Only Carlos can get the safe iirc
ButterBall000: It was all Whesker's doing, wasn't it?
ButButTheJesus: 9 then 3
noisyblizzard: jill doesnt know the combination
ShortsNboots: who's the master of lock picks now Jill?
cgwonder: well it's etiher that or the other way around.
Saintnex: I think it was 9 clock wise, 3 counter?
Kreiseler: I thought it was 6 then 9 :D
MadmanOreo: maybe carlos tried climbing over the waste high debris blocking another path
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 6, 9?
plummeting_sloth: Carlos just punched his way down
Spooksbot_: it had an assault rifle upgrade for carlos in it, but that's not available anymore
skywolfwd: Nemesis brought him down
J_Roles: oooof
Taylorton147: WOW
Saintnex: Wait WHAT
monkeyrama: Jill just has the firepower
Austere_Squire: Ooh
skywolfwd: welp
Taylorton147: okay
Spooksbot_: but! there is a Magnum in the courtyard that only Jill can get to
cgwonder: i'm sorry what?
theonlyangelx: this guy is kinda hot
skywolfwd: that didn't work
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Austere_Squire: that's... uh... a bunch
Noxenluxe: Hunters have an instant kill attack. SeriousSloth
seth_erickson: big hand be one hit ko
Mysticman89: it adds tension!
Stripe_dog: If I remember correctly the safe doesn't matter at this point because it's something for Carlos and you're done with him
GamesAndInk: Gameplay!
actionjb: That looked like a dodge
ButButTheJesus: yep, they sure can
theleerm: maybe grab the grenade launcher?
monkeyrama: well that's... something
Austere_Squire: Adam just looks offended by that instakill
Theoretical95: Yup, when they lose their shell the can insta kill
sgtslacker: Adam's face tells us it is a fun an interesting mechanic
ghostvalv: cool game
raven534: Cool game!
KeytarCat: am iraTE
Noxenluxe: It was horseshit in the original resident evil games too. SeriousSloth
Taylorton147: hunter blinks behind you "nothing personal kid"
tergonis: cool game design
theonlyangelx: 0 KO is so fun :|
sevvin09: Adam's pissed.
Nigouki: fudge what did i miss
skywolfwd: not
Mister_BlueSky: Unless you are the one doing the one-shot kill.
skywolfwd: not true
cgwonder: don't you just love an instakill enemy? doesn't it always just add an element of fun, lightness to the game? definitely never frustrating
Taylorton147: like hotline miami, it was part of the game
skywolfwd: I think it can be fun if you do it right
jetpixi: Just don't get hit
BusTed: not nice
monkeyrama: Oh my god
MillerDark: THe phrase "one-shot at full health" is a contradiction. Why is there a health system if it doesn't matter?
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
J_Roles: this is gonna be bad lol
theleerm: do you need more long range weapons?
Spooksbot_: ben's nailed it
Zath_: Just don't get insta killed lrrBEEJ
Austere_Squire: I will say it does look pretty sick when it emerges
skywolfwd: wait they don't always instakill?
ComradeMik: is it worth grabbing the gl?
gregoryvanmerrsquerr: you've got this!!!
theonlyangelx: if it were me
J_Roles: just crit em
theonlyangelx: i would simply... not
Mister_Hush: go into your mutators and turn off instagib
Austere_Squire: if it were me, i would simply not have been one shot
skywolfwd: run away
Taylorton147: @ComradeMik for this one guy, probably not
Ghostalker: I mean this seems to be consistently one-shotting you
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just drop a portcullis on it like Luke
Mister_BlueSky: Those guys are worth using your best ammo on, to me.
Vezon46: i thought adam was the boshy sergeSnerge
GamesAndInk: Why would you aim for the head, Adam? That seems like a strange tactic for a shooter.
Saintnex: @MillerDark Yea, I really dont like games that have both insta kills and health systems, I think its kinda silly
skywolfwd: huh
monkeyrama: mash dodge better, somehow
Austere_Squire: Oh
Austere_Squire: He left
raven534: Have you tried not?
Austere_Squire: He just left and stood in the corner
theonlyangelx: idiot baby
Stripe_dog: Stupid idiot is too big
GlennSeto: "Doctor, it hurts when I breathe..."
Austere_Squire: he feels bad
skywolfwd: I thought they always instakilled
J_Roles: lmoa
monkeyrama: You confused it LUL
Spooksbot_: genius
Mister_BlueSky: He's in time-out.
ghostvalv: D:
Stripe_dog: He's scared of the windows
BusTed: slytqDD
Kreiseler: wow what a dumb baby
Saintnex: heheh
theonlyangelx: blibeo gem
skywolfwd: well
sevvin09: Shoulda countered.
Mister_Hush: buuuusted video gaaaames
Taylorton147: GAME DESIGN
philippekav: video games!
tergonis: cheese discovered
ButButTheJesus: i'd like to report a glitch
MillerDark: He's pathing to origin LUL
m00ntruther: we broke it!
Austere_Squire: He feels bad about all the instakills and he's standing in the corner to repent
howdydowdy: spaghetti code
GamesAndInk: You know what's ever BETTER for gameplay than instakills? Alien: Colonial Marines level pathing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: LUL
IdleRed: timeout
AtomicAlchemical: No object permanence with this lad
secretbranch: John Cena???
Taylorton147: a firework show worth of explosives
cgwonder: playing peekaboo with the mutant lizard thing
GlennSeto: Isn't Capcom's Souls-like still in development hell?
skywolfwd: Launcher is mini Carlos
Austere_Squire: What is this Grenade Launcher of which you speak? I am familiar only with the Slenade Gruncher
Mister_BlueSky: You get more ammo than you think in this game.
Taylorton147: hate the phrase soulike, nothing against you seto but it just gets thrown about
skywolfwd: Grab Mini Carlos
Inquisitor_Xian: an explosive bee?
skywolfwd: nice song
Taylorton147: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:41.
ComradeMik: also the nurses safe
skywolfwd: the first one
monkeyrama: Close lrrSPOOP
skywolfwd: that was close
skywolfwd: too close
Spooksbot_: it's not that window
secretbranch: haven't seen a whole lot of this game, how far in are you guys?
skywolfwd: almoset
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KingOfDoma: Howdy, fam! How goes the zombie killin'?
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iLetTheDogesOut: hes running away
MadmanOreo: occupado
Austere_Squire: They're decently far in
theonlyangelx: b-b-b-b-brad.... brad le-one
skywolfwd: take what you can get
Noxenluxe: It's right before the last area of the game @secretbranch
monkeyrama: Their AI is.... not great
cgwonder: they have terrible attention spans
KeytarCat: Make up for bad AI with one-shots!
Austere_Squire: definitely later half/third of the game?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ai is hard, ok?
secretbranch: ah cool ok
Stripe_dog: You can squeeze through the debris to the left of the courtyard hallway
GlennSeto: "p-p-p-pain to the brain"
KingOfDoma: katesBrad katesBrad katesBrad katesBrad
IdleRed: Ben they're trying their best
Theoretical95: Yeah 2/3rds of the way through
skywolfwd: always take it
Mister_BlueSky: The Mag is a bit rough to find but it's in this area.
Taylorton147: adam, hunter hunter
Kreiseler: 5p territory
theonlyangelx: ah, kegels
skywolfwd: if the AI messes up then don't take it for granted
Laserbeaks_Fury: They have a cream for that, Ben
Nigouki: remember to stand up and unclench once in a while
niccus: but does that mean the mechanic works
monkeyrama: I like that map color system that lets you know if yuo've missed something
Austere_Squire: Umbrella has designed Battletoads and they're just as BS as the original arcade game
GlennSeto: That would be how the latter half of RE1 feels.
Saintnex: records room
Stripe_dog: The bit right in front of you
Spooksbot_: safe was in the nurse's station
Theoretical95: You can't get the safe as Jill anymore
J_Roles: are red rooms ones they havent explored yet?
Spooksbot_: but it's empty now
thedragonlady: The nurses station
cgwonder: i thought the note said it was in the nurse's station
Saintnex: oh sorry, I heard save and not safe
ComradeMik: nurses station
monkeyrama: Unluckyy
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matleigh35: oh pog dude hell yeah
Mister_BlueSky: There's an area on the top level you can crawl under.
theonlyangelx: flavor
Taylorton147: makes sense she doesnt know the code
Spooksbot_: it had an assault rifle magazine upgrade for Carlos
Stripe_dog: The bit right in front of you, you can go through it as Jill
skywolfwd: gameplay mechanics
Spooksbot_: i actually found the file with the code AS Jill, it's just gone when she wakes up
Taylorton147: womp womp
Stripe_dog: There you go
Mister_BlueSky: SeemsGood
skywolfwd: but shot
monkeyrama: Too thicc
Taylorton147: beefy boi
Austere_Squire: Too dummy thicc
cgwonder: carlos is too biiiiig
KeytarCat: cinematography!
letfireraindown: right up in there
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Carlos doesn't get a nice but shot
theonlyangelx: Carlos got those fat juicy cakes
GlennSeto: "Colonel, I'm trying to squeeze through this barricade, but I'm..."
ButButTheJesus: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Taylorton147: @Austere_Squire the slappin will alert the zombies
theleerm: carlos deserves better ass coverage
theonlyangelx: look, i'm into that. i like a thick ass
HeyAustralia: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #6109: "Kick yourself in the butt!" —Bengineering, encouragingly [2019-06-15]
monkeyrama: More shotty ammo
Theoretical95: You can toss the lock pick now
Spooksbot_: bin the lockpick
swaggytaco: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:03.
Taylorton147: dump lock pick
Austere_Squire: I know these games can be frustrating, but I do really like the remakes
ComradeMik: the lockpick is dead
Austere_Squire: long live the lockpick
Theoretical95: byee
KeytarCat: I like that they clearly have a butt shot for those animations, but hide it just below the frame boundary to excite you more!
GlennSeto: F
Spooksbot_: that lockpick was a hero
KCazduke: Why did you kill the lockpicks?
jessieimproved: those lady zombie noises, *mwah* perfection
Austere_Squire: but who will be the Master of Unlocking now?
theonlyangelx: based lockpick
SpikySpahgetti: F for lockpick
monkeyrama: No more locks to pick BibleThump
skywolfwd: 2 explosive b's make Acid
Lordofironstorm: It became a Lockpick Sandwich
Taylorton147: pretty sure a shot gun can lockpick pretty well anywayy
theonlyangelx: took it's time, hurried up
KCazduke: Love that booty cam
SpikySpahgetti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
Taylorton147: LOOT BOX
KCazduke: LIGHTNING HAWK
Spooksbot_: Master of Unlocking is the trophy name for unlocking everything actually, made me giggle
Voxlunch: PogChamp
skywolfwd: Lockpick sandvich kills all
Mister_Hush: a deagle flavored deagle!
J_Roles: deagle the beagle
Stripe_dog: The Problem Solver
theonlyangelx: bonk!
monkeyrama: Big handgun seabatPjorg
GlennSeto: Jill, no need to sell us on the big gun.
theonlyangelx: hnngg, big gun
SpikySpahgetti: !help
KCazduke: It's a HAWK
Austere_Squire: is the Slenade Gruncher not truck-like in power?
Ace__of__Hearts: usually they call it the elephant gun
Vezon46: the lightning hawk, not to be confused with the thunder falcon
monkeyrama: awww, hi Ben's mom
theonlyangelx: he's not sleeping great
Mister_BlueSky: When you absolutely, positively need to remove something from existence... nothing less than a MAGNUM.
NightValien28: good mama
KCazduke: I feel you Ben
theonlyangelx: which... same
SpikySpahgetti: !advice
LRRbot: Toggle the eyepatch.
thedragonlady: Me too Ben
amuseoffirebane: benginHeart
NightValien28: not enough sleep makes ben a sad boi
KCazduke: I slept terrible today too
breathlessisthehunt: big mood
jessieimproved: me also
skywolfwd: I always have that problem
matleigh35: yo can we get some pgs in the caht for ben's mom
NimrodXIV: same here
Stripe_dog: Just a heads up the ammo for that brain buster is extremely limited
theonlyangelx: benginHeart theonl45Heart
matleigh35: PogChamp
Countjondi: Are there Good brain days? Im not familiar with that concept
KeytarCat: I got one of those from my grandmother when I said that I was really enjoying Iron & Wine :P
theonlyangelx: speaking of i am jamming caffeine right now
theonlyangelx: probably ain't helping but...
KCazduke: Don't waste that Mag ammo, Adam
Ba_Dum_Tish: Zombies always enjoy brain days
theonlyangelx: shrug
soupgiraffe: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:29.
cgwonder: hope you're feeling a bit better now, Ben
KCazduke: Use it all on the first zombie
SpikySpahgetti: !findbuts
Taylorton147: just stash deagle id say
Scrubbodiestobears: SEKIRO
Spooksbot_: Adam that was surgical
monkeyrama: Woooooow
theonlyangelx: sha sha sha
plummeting_sloth: GO TO SLEEP
Lordofironstorm: Sekiro
seth_erickson: SEKIRO
ghostvalv: oh SEKIRO
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
ButButTheJesus: YOWZA
SpikySpahgetti: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
ComradeMik: the gamer flick
monkeyrama: Not even a flinch
Mister_BlueSky: BLAT BLAT.
Argumentable: Who is the real monster
PlusDY: I'm glad I get to see him pop off like this
cgwonder: Adam Savidan, pro gamer
ComradeMik: got that aim bot
Dezinkled: Liquid Nitrogen in the veins
AtomicAlchemical: Get outta here with that shit!
SpikySpahgetti: !genius
LRRbot: I'm a genius!
Taylorton147: id stash deagle
plummeting_sloth: I want a cup of that shotguns piss
skywolfwarriorwd: changed my thing
ashiok_nightmare_moose: whats cooler than being cool? ICE COLD
Spooksbot_: imo you can ditch the knife
KCazduke: You might get a new hip pouch soon?
SpikySpahgetti: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
sgtslacker: Adam "Pro Gamer" Savidan is just over all the stupid insta kill nonsense
korvys: @theonlyangelx Same "Gotta wake up... but will make me anxious.... but still gotta"
Taylorton147: god punk buster got it so wrong half the time haha
Taylorton147: banned me so many times for nothing
Austere_Squire: cheer500 Shout out to everyone, Spoop bois and audience alike. Hope yer days are going well and, if they aren't, I hope they get better
skywolfwarriorwd: no
Argumentable: Bullets also break boxes
theonlyangelx: @korvys mine's more like "the more caffeine i have, the more awake i am, but the worse i sleep"
skywolfwarriorwd: not just boxes
SpikySpahgetti: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Mister_BlueSky: Yup. That's the tech at this point Ben.
SpikySpahgetti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
ButterBall000: It's a lockpick for boxes
SquareDotCube: but if we master the Carlos punch...
monkeyrama: The knife is there if we run out of ammo?
skywolfwarriorwd: break skulls
Taylorton147: well with the glock its a burst shot
korvys: @theonlyangelx Oh, that too. Vicious cycle.
silvalunae: night everybody lrrHEART
Cannons_are_an_instrument: !badadvice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facts
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Austere_Squire: who needs heal when one-hit kill?
jetpixi: @theonlyangelx Mine is if I have anything to drink at all during the day I will wake up several times in the night...
theonlyangelx: hope you're doing well otherwise tho korvys
plummeting_sloth: Carlos didn't hog all your healing
theonlyangelx: @jetpixi mood
Spooksbot_: the pistol only bursts if you hold the trigger down
Taylorton147: oft almost half 2 in the morning here
theonlyangelx: i slept all the way through last night tho!
KeytarCat: I love when games let me live out my fantasies; Like being a beautiful woman, and dying in a zombie apocalypse!
jetpixi: Dehydration vs Sleep all the time
korvys: @theonlyangelx Yes, stress signigicantly dropped from yesterday when I had a rental inspection (which went well)
theonlyangelx: just mash that door open with your face, Jill
sir_jack_DB: catching up on DEEZ SUBS
jetpixi: whoa! i cannot tell you the last time I did that @theonlyangelx
plummeting_sloth: net gain of 6
cgwonder: net gain
Mister_BlueSky: Net positive.
BusTed: Net gain.
monkeyrama: Going infinite PogChamp
sing_o_muse: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
iLetTheDogesOut: lrrJUDGE
ComradeMik: game must concede
MadmanOreo: septupled your investment
theonlyangelx: @korvys rent inspections at this time.. fuckin that's the real Resident(ial) Evil
Taylorton147: wesker "how did they figure it out"
TheBorzoi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
TheBorzoi: Gotta fire bullets to get bullets
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Wesker is 100% a table flipper
GlennSeto: Throws his shades in the trash.
Kreiseler: is nemesis the judge in this scenario?
ComradeMik: Wesker moves to scoop step
Taylorton147: wesker wesker WESKEEERR
plummeting_sloth: Explosive B, or Besplosive
Saintnex: How did they defeat Wesker?? well they had this horseshoe crab...
Lordofironstorm: Explosive Bee
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Your Mom's a classy lady!"
theonlyangelx: i saw something last night with DiMaggio in it, and it was weird as hecke XD
korvys: Steve Balmer from Pirates of Silicon Valley
Kreiseler: wasnt he also jack in VtM?
Pteraspidomorphi: Bender would chainsaw people in the face
Veste: bender and jake the dog would chainsaw dudes in the face
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury :D i love that one
Scrubbodiestobears: I have that same sudden realization with Jim Cummings sometimes
monkeyrama: Jill's a smarty pants
plummeting_sloth: Good question Jill, but also what the hell Devs
TamesLovesGames: Jill has galaxy brain
jetpixi: He is in everything @Scrubbodiestobears
theonlyangelx: Jake the Dog is the best, love that funky dude
Spooksbot_: there's a guy that did notice, and he got kidnapped by Umbrella and made part of the experiments in RE:Resistance
skywolfwarriorwd: because the U Corp runs the hospital
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Now I want a texture pack for gears of war where marcus phoenix is jake the dog
jessieimproved: this looks very much like an arena
Taylorton147: maybe close the front door
KeytarCat: No boss fight, just elevators...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jake would *be* the chainsaw
theonlyangelx: a Le Nemesis
skywolfwarriorwd: I don't think so yet
Bearudite: NEMESEEZ NUTZ
skywolfwarriorwd: not sure thought
Dergib: wasn't the elavator a boss fight in the og game?
skywolfwarriorwd: though
Xenguin47 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
Xenguin47: Nice Quanar-beard, Ben! :D
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Agl0vale: elevators, the true boss fight
ashiok_nightmare_moose: it be great if Nemesis was jsut riding the elevator in a bellhop suit
plummeting_sloth: SPACE
skywolfwarriorwd: MORE ROOM!!!!!
monkeyrama: More inventory space PogChamp
Lordofironstorm: Spaaaaaaace
Taylorton147: right obvious bossfight is obvious
Luminaire_p: La araña discoteca
thedragonlady subscribed at Tier 1.
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theonlyangelx: imma make a sandwich and take my meds
Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit, the Spanish word for sandwich is sandwich
secretbranch: sub generator keys
Kreiseler: that's...how fuses are SUPPOSED to work
Mister_BlueSky: We gotta turn on the generator(s).
theonlyangelx: chat, y'all should take your meds when you're supposed to!
KeytarCat: That sounds like my parents' home!
plummeting_sloth: oh for fucks telegraphing sake
Austere_Squire: I want there to be as many hip pouches as you want, but the more you wear, the more levels of anime belts you get
ButButTheJesus: time to restart the ellllevaaaatorrrrrr!
cgwonder: i'm sure this will never be relevant ever
ashiok_nightmare_moose: restore power to the generator, thats a bingo
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sub ads
theonlyangelx: theonl45Heart theonl45HUG
KeytarCat: Thank you, meds
Taylorton147: think i will go away its 3 in the morning
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF
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monkeyrama: Potty break
BrindleBoar: simultaneously move and remain stationary
theonlyangelx: do a little dance!
theonlyangelx: (make a little love)
seth_erickson: I just sat down though
SpikySpahgetti: Don’t move or don’t poo?
Rhynerd: get down tonight?
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF
Mister_BlueSky: I'm good.
Dergib: don't move or poo
Taylorton147: @SpikySpahgetti dont need to move to poo lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
KeytarCat: @SpikySpahgetti There's a reason it's called a bowel *movement*
KeytarCat: @Taylorton147 we answered inversely!
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
TheBorzoi: lrrSPOOP_EB
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF
Dergib: rocking can help you poo tho
Kreiseler: @keytarcat exactly. there's a reason why motility and mobility are so close
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat yin and yang, clearly we hold the sum knowledge of everything
SpikySpahgetti: Squatting is better
550 raiders from GabySpartz have joined!
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SpikySpahgetti: U came at the best moment
KeytarCat: We-welcome to...commercial break, I guess
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Austere_Squire: snek
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Austere_Squire: hullo
tergonis: henlo
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YawnLance: Hello?!
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secretbranch: hi hello
sing_o_muse: henlo?
iLetTheDogesOut: helllooo
GabySpartz: hi friends enjoy the rest of your stream!
Mister_BlueSky: Hello!?
matleigh35: hi gabby!
Austere_Squire: Many sneks
GabySpartz: gabyLove
SpikySpahgetti: Hi gabby
Voxlunch: Gabby???
ButButTheJesus: welcome gabbyfrands!
LadyAtarka: gabySlay gabyViper gabySlay gabyViper The Brood Is Here! gabySlay gabyViper gabySlay gabyViper
Austere_Squire: that is possibly the most hardcore fandom name I've ever heard
SpikySpahgetti: I joined ur stream for a few seconds @gabyspartz
Mister_BlueSky: Poggies my Viper Brood?
Voxlunch: Striking spartz in here Kappa
boohneyrabbit: Hi Gaby!
GabySpartz: bye friends hope you have a great stream!
Capitalfleas: GoobBrood
boohneyrabbit: And friends
SpikySpahgetti: Then I came back here
GabySpartz: @SpikySpahgetti nice enjoy the hangouts here!
holdenc2: hello
SpikySpahgetti: Bye
monkeyrama: More hardcore than Troglodytes Kappa
Austere_Squire: the green screen looks real good today
jdawgdude500: IT's the LADS
Hangedman: Big Ben
monkeyrama: Ben, you coward LUL
theonlyangelx: back!
seth_erickson: Ben is a coward confirmed DansGame
jdawgdude500: you guys are like on top of each other in a way that it looks like Ben is attached to Adamn
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP_HF
LadyAtarka: lrrHEART
theonlyangelx: that's unpossible!
LadyAtarka: Oh yeah...
SpikySpahgetti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
Mister_BlueSky: Impasta-ble.
Orlantia: @loadingreadyrun did you hear that Vince McMahon has been tapped as an advisor to help reopen the US economy?
SpikySpahgetti: Prey meme
SpikySpahgetti: I enjoy
monkeyrama: benginDab benginDab
TamesLovesGames: benginDab
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Adam turns into a dog?
theonlyangelx: but can the T-Virus... love?
SpikySpahgetti: I am gonna build a cEDH DECK
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tell me of your memes, Usul
LadyAtarka: benginDab benginDab
theonlyangelx: ohai Atarka
LadyAtarka: Hello!
Voxlunch: YESSSS
monkeyrama: LUL
ShortsNboots: what's a better way to donate? Twitch or Patreon?
Voxlunch: A+++ reference
theonlyangelx: i'm AT SOUP
Austere_Squire: legit one of the funniest things on the internet
Taylorton147: WHY ARE YOU AT SOUP
LadyAtarka: gabyLul
itira: I finally had to look that up. katesNice
TheBorzoi: I don't think I get the reference. Can anyone hook me up?
Cannons_are_an_instrument: There's a dark souls cover of the soup meme where they're looking for the sun in the abyss
Mister_BlueSky: "This is a bucket."
theonlyangelx: quorn beard more like
ButButTheJesus: i highly recommend all of CodeMENT, I find it quite humerous
jessieimproved subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
jessieimproved: spools for may sanity
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Kaaosa: Look at these two dinguses, just dingusing about
theonlyangelx: hey now... Ben's pretty good at pokemon
TheBorzoi: Thanks korvys
Night_xD: OK, gamer
monkeyrama: Okayest gamer of LRR?
Veste: ok game-o
seth_erickson: Here I present you the most average gamers known to man
monkeyrama: James OpieOP
Xenguin47: Yeah, maybe I should've read that out loud before hitting Send...
ButButTheJesus: *humorous, w/e
BusTed: brb
Austere_Squire: I beg to differ; I am the okayest gamer
theonlyangelx: nikoloony
sithenin: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:53:45. lrrSPOT
itira: LUL
jetpixi: Like actually just ok? I would say you all are more than ok. I'm merely acceptable.
Scrubbodiestobears: that grandpa simpson meme where he walks in then walks out
korvys: Homer entering the hedge (and returning with a grenade launcher)
theonlyangelx: also, loving the "NOPE" shirt on the Let's Nope, Adam
Voxlunch: that big, and I mean BIG big
silenceaux: The OK-est gamer has no hot takes
Electrodyne: Just walk out and light him up immediately
TheBorzoi: I remember that video now.
Laserbeaks_Fury: savce
Austere_Squire: who is the okayer of the two okayest gamers, tho?
theonlyangelx: jamp!
SpikySpahgetti: !seabats
LRRbot: Yes, Adam knows his stream is still on. It's OK.
BrindleBoar: typical
SpikySpahgetti: !syr
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
LadyAtarka: gabyLul
theonlyangelx: hahaha
Austere_Squire: Phone, wallet, keys
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ah, another who pronounces our as are, I thought I was alone
Austere_Squire: Oh
Austere_Squire: Oh I hate that
Austere_Squire: kill it
BrindleBoar: T H I C C
HorusFive: Nekid baby monster
Taylorton147: fuckin feral ghoul lookin fucker
theonlyangelx: bussy = OUT
Kaaosa: Stop eyballing that zombie you creeps
Nigouki: he regens!?
BusTed: slytqLewd
skywolfwarriorwd: regen
itira: hawt
SpikySpahgetti: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always eating cheeseburgers.
Night_xD: ok aim
skywolfwarriorwd: I hate them
SpikySpahgetti: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bullets my only weakness
skywolfwarriorwd: they never die
SuperSugarSloth: For a moment I thought they were in the same room :D
KCazduke: Man, these things can really function well without brains
Stripe_dog: Those are called White Heads
LadyAtarka: Spooky
Taylorton147: only one way to be sure *pulls out gL*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are they Dry Bones?
korvys: You have to find 3 fuses
soupgiraffe: why are things so much more creepy when they naked?
jetpixi: So. You gotta pop 'em @Stripe_dog
TheeGamingViking: if only you had a knife to test it
soupgiraffe: they should seem more vulnerable
BrindleBoar: you were on your way to it when naked guy
Austere_Squire: is it wise to have that light on in a dark room after someone just shot at you?
normac0208: @soupgiraffe its the confidence that makes him scarier
Hangedman: 'our games end here' says guy, before subjecting you to series of puzzles and switches
SpikySpahgetti: When the naked zombie has good loot on him.
SquareDotCube: tiny very blunt knives
monkeyrama: He can't keep getting away with this
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nikolai must concede
Stripe_dog: The stairs are blocked
Saintnex: stairs were blocked?
silenceaux: Time to wash your hair again?
Austere_Squire: did ben make any more uncanny calls about the game this stream?
Spooksbot_: if you still had the knife, you'd have even less space :p
SpikySpahgetti: Adam and ben science
Hangedman: blocked by a small wooden stepladder, damn
theonlyangelx: oh, i do!
iLetTheDogesOut: better start shootin shit
Bearudite: a small stepladder is in your way
korvys: Maybe you can drop off the fuse in the elevator?
Mister_BlueSky: seabatBRAIN
theonlyangelx: his brains dummy thicc
HorusFive: Brain so Thicc
Scrubbodiestobears: so smart very smart
ButButTheJesus: :D Ben :D
monkeyrama: Adam doesn't like it when you tell him what to do OpieOP
Taylorton147: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatCHOICE
SpikySpahgetti: Adam smarts good
Voxlunch: Adam: what did being the boshy cost
theonlyangelx: no spacial awareness tho
Voxlunch: "everything"
cgwonder: great aim, terrible pathing
jetpixi: LUL @Voxlunch
Taylorton147: together they make one normal human
Electrodyne: When you gear up for the boss fight, and all you get is a fetch quest. It's like RAAIIIIIAAAAAAAAN on your wedding day
theonlyangelx: "normal"
monkeyrama: What was there to begin with NotLikeThis
Austere_Squire: "The Let's Nope Goten" feels unnecessarily self-deprecating
theonlyangelx: boom!
theonlyangelx: PUPPY!
theonlyangelx: sorry!
Taylorton147: SEKIRO
korvys: If you run out of space, maybe you can drop off the fuse in the elevator?
SpikySpahgetti: Ben and Adam complete each other.
Hangedman: whattagamer
ButButTheJesus: horrey sheet
BusTed: Gamer gamin'
Bearudite: I am at 150k only need to do that 10 more times and you can be the boshy again Kappa
SpikySpahgetti: I am shipping them forever
tergonis: ain't scared or nuthin
Gascitygaming: could one say you pggy'd those doggies?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nope, not ok with you shooting puppers
theonlyangelx: Team LoudBois
ComradeMik: *doom theme intensifies*
Spooksbot_: Adam "Quickshot" Savidan
paeladin: those sick flicks bro
Taylorton147: nikoli this shit is expensive stop dropping crates
reapingwildoats: holy shoot nice shitting
Orlantia: so many fines
HorusFive: seabatCHOICE Look, I don't tell OSHA how to do their job
iLetTheDogesOut: lotta clipboard action for them
theonlyangelx: bapbapbap
jetpixi: So Wibbly Wobbly
silenceaux: A lot of clicking of pens and tapping of clip boards
Agl0vale: that's what the zombies are really for, taking care of OSHA
theonlyangelx: hnng, squeeze into those tight spaces Jill
theonlyangelx: make a... jill sandwich
Scrubbodiestobears: the other one worked with no power
Kreiseler: you cheese grater
Austere_Squire: You insignificant toaster
Taylorton147: fuckin cheese grater
PlusDY: You massive strainer
Voxlunch: you fuckin crepe spatula
seth_erickson: you god damn potato peeler
SquareDotCube: you kitchenette sink
Laserbeaks_Fury: Absolute colander
ArkhamArchivist: you meat tenderizer
cgwonder: fucking fish knife
soupgiraffe: you fucking zester
Trashweazel: you offset spatula
TheMadPunter: Fondue fountain! 😆😆
silenceaux: warped can opener
ButButTheJesus: god you're SUCH a fondue fountain just... chocolating all over the place
Gascitygaming: you steam basket
KeytarCat: You ficking spider!
Taylorton147: @Kreiseler dammit
Trashweazel: yes
Hangedman: get a load of this salad spinner
Electrodyne: Soup scrundler
jetpixi: God damn colinder
Voxlunch: LEMON ZESTING SHIT
skywolfwarriorwd: crepe pAN
TamesLovesGames: You absolute baking tray
Austere_Squire: why do people need to spatul grapes
theonlyangelx: you knife that's not quite sharp enough to cut a tomato but too sharp to sharpen
Bearudite: you fuckin mini whisk
AtomicAlchemical: You absolute fucking pasta strainer
7gorobei: you potato ricer
Kreiseler: you nonstick pot
sevvin09: You goddamn beautifully crafted rice cooker.
itira: You fucking rolling pin
Taylorton147: fuckin coffee filter paper
theonlyangelx: just GO to a THRIFT SHOP omg
SuperSugarSloth: @itira I really like that one
monkeyrama: woooooow
Voxlunch: LMAO
Kaaosa: Pizza holster
soupgiraffe: hipster restaurant plates
monkeyrama: Pizza sleeve LUL
7gorobei: you gravy boat
seth_erickson: he was too advanced for his time
theonlyangelx: plates cost so little please. millenials.. please
plummeting_sloth: I mean, it has cheese doesn't it
itira: @SuperSugarSloth thanks pal
Austere_Squire: Too far ahead of his time, that man
cgwonder: built in defense if anyone tries to get your pizza
Boblinthegoblin69: this man is a genius!
Gascitygaming: that friend went on to invent the sleeves that go around hot pockets
KeytarCat: Pizza sleeve is like what you cook hot pockets in
Taylorton147: 89 where your ass is in 2 places at once
Mister_BlueSky: Nice, et al.
ArrestedHouse: lionSlab katesNice
BrindleBoar: all numbers are sex numbers if you're thirsty enough
monkeyrama: It's a good feature
pantlesswerewolf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
pantlesswerewolf: Here we go spook bois, here we go! *clap clap*
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KeytarCat: @Taylorton147 I thought 89 just had your butt much closer to the camera
Austere_Squire: no one's been this excited to see a box since Solid Snake
Kaaosa: One of the offices at work has a very strict "no food" policy. Rumor has it than an ex-employee brought several slices of pizza in a thermos and claimed that made it a drink.
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat but whats the 9 doing then
BusTed: The crisper sleeve.
Ba_Dum_Tish: This man doesn't heal
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat are they behind the camera?! I NEED TO KNOW
niccus: eyyyy 421
BusTed: (You absolute crisper sleeve.)
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Austere_Squire: Have you considered that you get one-shot because all your healing is in a box
Gascitygaming: can't make an omelette etc...
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
monkeyrama: Amazing benginLucky
Kreiseler: "if it fits, I sips"
Taylorton147: how did he get it back out???
Bearudite: pizza pops in a thermos
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slurpizza
jetpixi: LUL @Kreiseler
AtomicAlchemical: Man, one of these days a game dev is going to put a boss fight right in the middle of the fetch quest and we will all get got
silenceaux: Power move on the part of the employer is bringing out a blender
MadmanOreo: "it's just a really thick smoothie"
SquareDotCube: What a pizza shake
HorusFive: If I were his boss, I would have allowed it. PROVIDED he drank it from the thermos
soupgiraffe: lifts the thermos, greasy pizza slaps your face
Scrubbodiestobears: oh my god my brain processed that as pizza drink being WHY there was a no food policy
ButButTheJesus: "of course its a drink, its just THICC"
Mister_BlueSky: I have had two seperate friends almost burn down my house trying to cook frozen pizzas. One tried to cook it on the cardboard, and the other put it on a wooden cutting board. I'm just ... ryonCleoDont
theonlyangelx: eugh, i think my local cafe changed beans... way too fruit notes
KeytarCat: @Taylorton147 They're too far away. It's a picture from above, taken at the wrong time, when one person has their butt near the camera while they turn around
monkeyrama: Just dodge :)
Dog_of_Myth: No damage run.
Austere_Squire: got dem iframes this game
RassilonDND: I've heard tales of people melting cutting boards
Taylorton147: @KeytarCat is this maybe the 4th dimensional sex move
Scrubbodiestobears: use the fuse to get through
Taylorton147: gotta spend fuses to get fuses
Austere_Squire: It all comes back to fuses and generators
DarkMorford: Hey nerds!
KeytarCat: @Taylorton147 °O°
Gascitygaming: ever make a frozen lasagna? now they say don't re-use the tray. Did that once, yeah they burst into flames, don't recommend it
monkeyrama: Everything's a key NotLikeThis
matleigh35: more fuses? Jinkies in my Twinkies
Agl0vale: just put a bullet in the fuse, what could possibly go wrong?
Austere_Squire: how much trouble would horror game protags be saved if literally anyone set up back up power?
Voxlunch: Time for your daily fuse generating! Yes dear
ZealousCrow: Electrician here. There would never be FOUR fuses. Either 2 or 3.
KeytarCat: The one I've been playing is just fuses!
ButButTheJesus: Resident Evil 8: Elevators n shit
circusofkirkus: when everything's a key, nothing's a key
RassilonDND: they do know if they looted everything the map turns from red to blue right?
theonlyangelx: i can accept zombification but turning off the lights?
Theoretical95: fuseboxes glow red if that helps
Kaaosa: Zealous Crow, you don't have a 4 phase generator?
theonlyangelx: "you can accept zombification?"
Kaktus021: How many coats of paint does it take to become fuses and generators again?
seth_erickson: but anything could be construed as a key if it unlocks something
AtomicAlchemical: Could they have done 3 phases and a neutral?
monkeyrama: Shotty upgrade seabatPjorg
Austere_Squire: tricked out shotgun, the only way to go
Taylorton147: nice *pumps shotgun*
darkspiredragon: @theonlyangelx Nicoli just wanted a zombie rave, can't he have nice things with his betrayl monies?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think you did miss that, there was a panel you interacted with on the first loop
circusofkirkus: LUL
monkeyrama: Welp
Taylorton147: oh no
Night_xD: bye
BusTed: mmhm
BrindleBoar: goodbye forever
Austere_Squire: Ben, why
HorusFive: [He is not sorry]
ZealousCrow: AtomicAlchemical You don't fuse the neutral though. You couldn't BUY a four fuse disconnect.
Spooksbot_: you can get onto the elevator from the top of the stairs too!
theonlyangelx: ben it's not good to lie to your friends XD
monkeyrama: Wow, cool lift
Taylorton147: WOW what a shortcut
Taylorton147: do you even lift game
Dog_of_Myth: On the catwalk....
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Austere_Squire: Rock the catwalk, rock the catwalk
AtomicAlchemical: @ZealousCrow I know you don't, but there is so much screwy shit going on here I wouldn't put it past them
Ba_Dum_Tish: Even the lifts are keys
theonlyangelx: ooohhh!
silenceaux: Fuses are probably in a subgenerator
plummeting_sloth: clealry you must construct fuses using gunpowder
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Don't say things like that
BrindleBoar: Ben you know that can't be true
theonlyangelx: show me that thiccy thicc-esis
Taylorton147: nemesis is napping for now
Lordofironstorm: Ha! Good one!
Agl0vale: I hope one of these levers just drops like 5 zombies from the ceiling
theleerm: nemesis?
Austere_Squire: if it hasn't been giant goo in an RE game, it's not dead yet
HorusFive: Probably not an issue
PlusDY: BEN
Mister_BlueSky: Kinda like THAT was locked in there.
BrindleBoar: zombox
Karmegeddon: how did all those randoms get in that hidden room
Karmegeddon: in the middle of a secret base
theonlyangelx: sexy crate rave
Taylorton147: nikolii brought friends
jeremyaustinbowers: hello there everyone hows it going
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 1 more to go
MadmanOreo: so nokolai had time to set up all these bomb traps but couldn't just take a fuse?
cgwonder: they probably hid in there but one of them was bit
theonlyangelx: oh a big baby!
cgwonder: big boi
Taylorton147: @theonlyangelx thats enough raves for you tonight
Austere_Squire: THE CHICKEN FISH WILL RISE AGAIN
Karmegeddon: Next time I order rooms for work Im gone to make sure I get the ones that explode outwards using explosives
theonlyangelx: @Taylorton147 i've had so much caffeine, you can't stop me
monkeyrama: These things DansGame
Ba_Dum_Tish: Back to the sewer with you
BloodForTheCorelab: wait what was that?
plummeting_sloth: boy was hungry for some lead
SquareDotCube: Sit Ubu, sit. Good zombie
Taylorton147: that shotgun upgrade coming in pretty good
HorusFive: Land-shark
darkspiredragon: tadpole zombie
BloodForTheCorelab: weird....
Austere_Squire: does anyone know what the weird fish are actually called?
Taylorton147: @theonlyangelx i will send you to the raveless cornor
Taylorton147: gulpers?
Spooksbot_: hunter gammas
theonlyangelx: not if i run real fast! zoom zoom!
MadmanOreo: bubble guppies
saucemaster5000: kingdok
Taylorton147: no wait thats fallout
HorusFive: The real question isn't how did the zombos get in the box, but why you leave random ammo and boxes in there with them
Austere_Squire: that is a hell of a difference between Alpha and Gamma
silenceaux: hunter-gammaers
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hunter Grammer
Noxenluxe: Those are Hunter Gammas, yes.
theonlyangelx: hunter gamers
Mister_BlueSky: Hunter Gamers.
Dog_of_Myth: Hunter Gamers
ContingentCat: hey Ben your quarantine beard is looking good
theonlyangelx: dangit ben! just beat me!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I am 100% a gamma
theleerm: gamma rights
Taylorton147: hunt gamers
jetpixi: Hunter Grammas
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hunter X Hunters
Fanklok: Hey Ben Adam, how would you guys feel if someone theoretically wrote extremely graphic slashfiction about you two?
monkeyrama: She is opening them with her shoulder
Spooksbot_: presumably there'd be hunter betas, too, but i don't think we see any
Dog_of_Myth: Grammar Hunters
theonlyangelx: @Fanklok that would be creepy and hella overstepping, don't do that
BrindleBoar: her clawed-and-bitten shoulder
Austere_Squire: @Ba_Dum_Tish Ah, the anime I wasn't expecting to break my heart and trample the pieces
theonlyangelx: they're real people
Taylorton147: DONT BEN
Taylorton147: DONT EVEN SAY IT
DarkMorford: What was that about Nook's Cranny?
Taylorton147: BEN
theleerm: now you get the grenade launcher
circusofkirkus: plays clips from last week
theonlyangelx: Adam's do!
tergonis: except when they do
Saintnex: Its Adam's words that have that :P
PlusDY: ben...
theonlyangelx: adam, call the shot
iLetTheDogesOut: after last week i am unsure of that
Austere_Squire: Ben, you've jinced one event too many
thedragonlady: the Gammas can one shot you too but Adam's too good for them
Ba_Dum_Tish: One finger curls down on the monkey paw Ben
monkeyrama: Idk Ben, lots of clips from last week were you calling stuff
DigitalSeahorse: the magic of friendship words! :P
ButButTheJesus: Slunchin' Time!
Taylorton147: ditch the deagle for space if taking launcher
jetpixi: You have ESPN or something
sevvin09: Ben, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITIES.
theonlyangelx: "my breasts say there's a 70% chance it's raining RIGHT NOW"
Orlantia: maybe a healing
plummeting_sloth: my old bones are telling me a boss is coming. The young bones I harvested from a child aren't saying anything
theonlyangelx: ignored
jetpixi: LUL @TheBorzoi
jetpixi: dammit
jetpixi: Wrong tag
monkeyrama: Wish on the paw, Adam
Nuurgle: wish for an unused monkey's paw
asthanius: Another Monkey's Paw
Himyul: wish for all cockroaches to cease to exist
Taylorton147: arent the things about monkeys paws is that you get your wish but in the worse way possible
theonlyangelx: i'm gonna twist that paw wish
circusofkirkus: I wish a finger on this paw doesn't curl
BrindleBoar: you can't just monkey paw willy-nilly
Austere_Squire: this is why Adam gets to survive the horror movie
CastleOtranto: A turkey and havarti sandwich
DigitalSeahorse: wish for end of pandemic without any more deaths
Voxlunch: Never use the monkey's paw, period.
asthanius: I know what I'm getting at least
RassilonDND: I mean you have to basically get a team of lawyers to make a safe wish on a monkey's paw
Voxlunch: The whole idea is it cannot be outsmarted
Electrodyne: The frogurt is CURSED
Austere_Squire: OH
Austere_Squire: OH I HATE THESE
Scrubbodiestobears: Turkey's a little ry
Saintnex: how the heck did it get up from an explosive round!
Scrubbodiestobears: dry
theonlyangelx: "world peace"
Agl0vale: wish for the all wishes from this monkey paw to have no side effects, ez
Spooksbot_: goozle the monkey
Voxlunch: I wouldn't roll those dice. Just hand it over to SCP and hope they tip you
theonlyangelx: look, worst case scenario we all just die anyway
Austere_Squire: Please kill them with fire
BloodForTheCorelab: the turkey's a little dry
Himyul: "I wish to be disappointed by the magnitude of this wish."
SquareDotCube: It can be outsmarted, it can be defeated
Taylorton147: monkeys wish is ben has to eat one watermelon a day
JoTyler: maan theyre like reverse facehuggers..... their face wants to hug YOU
Theoretical95: Wish for something small like candy so the consquences are also small
ButButTheJesus: See also: genie's and leprechauns
theleerm: nemesis zombos
plummeting_sloth: wishing for another paw just gets you a paw attached to a very angry monkey
theonlyangelx: then they'd also have no main effects, and now you just got a dismembered hand
ContingentCat: yeah word your wish carefully enough that you can handle what it might do, and have it be small and specific
DrWreckage: Monkeys paw considers granting wishes a side effect of bad things. EASY
theonlyangelx: ooh, a piece of candy!
Taylorton147: grab some nades
Austere_Squire: fight the upcoming boss with only your knife like a true hamer
Austere_Squire: gamer, even
Saintnex: maybe grab some grenades?
DigitalSeahorse: wish for chocolate better mention fair trade :P
seth_erickson: Adam by taking healing your conceding that you won't dodge ever hit
Austere_Squire: but who is the okayer gamer?
SpikySpahgetti: Healing is an admission of weakness.
theonlyangelx: stubborn, but at least you're pretty
Electrodyne: The okayest!
monkeyrama: Ooooh, nice find
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's how we all do it#
Himyul: healing is just after-the-fact blocking
Taylorton147: that mag gun going to break your wirst
asthanius: Okaymer
Mister_BlueSky: Okay, Gamer.
PlusDY: long boi
MadmanOreo: increases damage and ranch?
monkeyrama: If the answer's not James, you're lying OpieOP
ButButTheJesus: por que no los dos
darkspiredragon: Porke los dos
ZealousCrow: lol it looks so dumb with the extendo barrel
BusTed: Too good to use.
DigitalSeahorse: who's the KO gamer? HypeKO
theleerm: id replace the pistol maybe?
RassilonDND: Don't listen to chat, always listen to chat
ContingentCat: but Chat isn't your real dad so go ahaead
Austere_Squire: waste the mag ammo; too hell with RPG hoarding; do what's in your heart
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP
Taylorton147: fuckin forgot to close google docs nikoli
Taylorton147: rookie move
LtSMASH324: lobosHi YouTube viewer stumbling in
theonlyangelx: didn't clear history
Austere_Squire: goodbye, Ben
darkspiredragon: nobody ever logs out of email in Umbrella offices
theonlyangelx: now we all gonna see that nasty stuff
monkeyrama: lol, Ben
Voxlunch: He's got the ronaaaa
saucemaster5000: are games only good if they are for pros now? cause this would explain why I don't like playing anymore and watch you two.
Voxlunch: yooo you got the huge gruncher
HorusFive: Escort mission
Kreiseler: for some reason I dont buy that
SpikySpahgetti: @darkspiredragon they fired their IT department and nobody uses basic security.
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SpikySpahgetti: The password is swordfish
Mister_BlueSky: I ... wouldn't worry about him.
Taylorton147: omg laser hallway
Himyul: just stay at least 6 feet from him, you'll be fine
jetpixi: Clearly he is fine
Karmegeddon: Follow Tyrell? Do you want bladerunners? Because thats how you get Bladerunners
theonlyangelx: stop and stop being infected with what's it called
jetpixi: Everything is fine
HorusFive: He's a GOD
Mister_BlueSky: SEKIRO?!
monkeyrama: He's immune to your attempted murder PogChamp
ButButTheJesus: he's a regenerator! run!
Nigouki: you tried this with a grenade on Ada in RE2, remember?
SpikySpahgetti: Black guy dies first
Agl0vale: hes the tru sekiro
Austere_Squire: Adam's been trying to catch the same high as when he shot his son that one time
Voxlunch: HECK
darkspiredragon: @SpikySpahgetti at least it isn't 1234 but why use the password they have for their luggage
Taylorton147: ARE YOU BLIND TYRELL
monkeyrama: Nemesis wtf
Kaaosa: Nobody has ever been more dead that this man
theonlyangelx: who is tHIS husband!
cgwonder: ah shit
BrindleBoar: F
ContingentCat: F
Kaaosa: than*
HorusFive: How did you miss that! Check your corners!
theonlyangelx: uh oh, he's hot
jetpixi: Nemesis is a motivated Boi
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
plummeting_sloth: well, goodbye black guy in a horror game
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben, this is your fault
Austere_Squire: That's just a flesh wound; he'll be fine. Just slap a herb on it
RassilonDND: well, one of these days a minority will survive a horror game
JoTyler: hongri boi
Voxlunch: galumph galumph galumph
ButterBall000: No! Not the black guy!
iLetTheDogesOut: he cominnn
monkeyrama: How does one... outrun that?
CastleOtranto: @voxlunch Now I can't stop thinking about story of someone with a monkey paw knowing the full danger and trying to wish out of it. Good content.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: That boi has pace
Scrubbodiestobears: Nemesis is a very Golgari boy
SpikySpahgetti: Black guy died first
DRMagnify: shouldnt that button be on the other side of the wall?
Theoretical95: lucky there was a button there
theonlyangelx: what a fuckin babe
KeytarCat: I like how they did the censorshit
Himyul: Someone gave Nemesis a trample counter
ContingentCat: now THAT is a chonker
Agl0vale: hes a 6/6 trample with haste
BusTed: Yeah.
SpikySpahgetti: Death averted
SpikySpahgetti: Good job
Diabore: while you were solving puzzles, nemesis was studying the barbel
SpikySpahgetti: Nvm
theleerm: Because Nemesis wasnt strong enough
plummeting_sloth: *button triggers disco music
SpikySpahgetti: Seems pretty ded
theonlyangelx: badass doesn't make you know everything
Taylorton147: button there, button press simple algorithm
Mister_BlueSky: I want an alternate cut where it just turns off the light.
Hangedman: good thing we need to leave out that only door with the giant monster behind it
BrindleBoar: I mean at this point she has a lot of experience with the way Umbrella thinks
PlusDY: STARS has an entire course on door buttons
p3nguinkin: I can believe she knew what the button would do... but that door closed VERY fast...
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Also, she super oiled up for sliding around
ButButTheJesus: mashy spike plate!
Austere_Squire: if you're in an underground lab, all the buttons are either lockdown or self-destruct. You just roll the dice
theonlyangelx: disinfectant
Taylorton147: BUTTON *releases second nemisis*
AtomicAlchemical: Okay, either this button saves me or I just die
Kaaosa: [Jill presses the button] Loudspeaker: "Activating entire room incinerator in 3...2..."
ladylinzington: that was a FAST door
HorusFive: Hits button. Open another door with ANOTHER monster
KeytarCat: Did Ben just describe a jill sandwich?
cgwonder: i guess in that moment it's button or death, so if button leads to death nothing's really changed
SpikySpahgetti: @butbutthejesus spin my blade wall
Electrodyne: Gotta be Jill for those scenes, because you know someone would punch the crap out of Nemesis as Carlos
theonlyangelx: to be fair, i DID study buttons at university... but that was more for... design purposes
SpikySpahgetti: Spinny
theonlyangelx: how to show what buttons do clearly
SpikySpahgetti: Autocorrect
Scrubbodiestobears: I've got the death sentence on twelve worlds
BusTed: You'll be lrrSCOOP !
SpikySpahgetti: Be liek no u
jetpixi: Let's just quote Star Wars for the rest of the stream
plaidchocobo: Ben actually has a solid Obi Wan beard right now
Taylorton147: right thats 3 in the morning so im off gang, hope you all stay safe. cya
HorusFive: Thanks for explaining FILES
ButButTheJesus: @Taylorton147 u2 bai o/
Kreiseler: so stop ordering pizza to the lab...for FUCKS SAKE
BusTed: Stick to the rules, poindexter.
Kaaosa: Stop bringing your pizza in thermoses
Officinalis: I feel called out
Kaaosa: And focus on the technology
asthanius: Whiskers? Serge?
theonlyangelx: i like my puppets how i like my men....
Argumentable: I didn't join a secret underground monster factory to follow RULES
theonlyangelx: no strings attached, WHOO
SpikySpahgetti: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
monkeyrama: looooool
SpikySpahgetti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
darkspiredragon: pistol is only used to wake up sleepy zombies
SpikySpahgetti: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
jetpixi: Oh. That's better than what I was thinking LUL @theonlyangelx
monkeyrama: It seems fitting, Ben
korvys: Why bring your pizza in a thermos? We have a perfectly good cheese grater right here!
gamercat88: stop pogging on doggies
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facts
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theonlyangelx: @jetpixi was your thought VERY lewd? because that is the other punchline
asthanius: Umbrella employees are wieners, and sound as such.
theonlyangelx: emphasis on the punch
jetpixi: Ummm maybe lol
asthanius: breh
theonlyangelx: this person has a THICK dome!
monkeyrama: Use better bullets NotLikeThis
Kaaosa: shotbutt
Gascitygaming: these zombos need to learn how to sell getting shot in the face
jetpixi: POP
BusTed: Right in the bum.
Kreiseler: one day I want them to have a zombie not move when you shoot it, but then get up when you walk past it
Lordofironstorm: "Not a vibe!"
skywolfwarriorwd: what
ButButTheJesus: !subscribe margarine facts
HorusFive: Oh my prostate
Diabore: lead enema
PlusDY: got his ass
SpikySpahgetti: Can we just use this as standard lab design.
jetpixi: Wher'd ya get those peepers
skywolfwarriorwd: I blinked
Bengineering: A Leadema
SpikySpahgetti: Future space lab
monkeyrama: wow
monkeyrama: LUL
SpikySpahgetti: Aesthetic
cgwonder: i'm sure your family is grateful
SpikySpahgetti: Right in the pooper
jetpixi: WOW And it IS 2020
Noxenluxe: @Kreiseler That happened quite a bit in resident evil 1.
monkeyrama: Is that how that works
MadmanOreo: whelp, hindsight is 20/20 :/
theonlyangelx: nope.
asthanius: gawrsh!
Officinalis: Dear diary...
theonlyangelx: and then they're gonna kill mE! Oh MY GOOOD
Scrubbodiestobears: He's only sorry he got shot in the butt
Fanklok: Why do all Umbrella employee's sound like a sick Droopy dog?
SpikySpahgetti: I been a good boi
asthanius: Walking fast, faces fast, everything is fast, please god stop this thing I'm going so fast
p3nguinkin: sorry to break it to the guy, but he just decribed most military contractors/finacial companies...
monkeyrama: Convenieeeent
Theoretical95: how convinient
theonlyangelx: ben, don't make fun of the nerds
skywolfwarriorwd: is that GLaDoS
theonlyangelx: it's mean XD
philippekav: science !
ButButTheJesus: :D
jetpixi: well that was a simple explanation
BusTed: lrrWOW
theonlyangelx: make a Bass?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If pharmacistjudge were here, would you do that voice?
PlusDY: Proprietary equipment :(
Mister_BlueSky: Base Bass.
CastleOtranto: Vaccine bae
monkeyrama: "Essay"
theonlyangelx: unts unts unts
asthanius: Is that base flared?
Theoretical95: Jill, secret PHD
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gamercat88: didnt even use the right formating
Tiber727: Cool technology!
Theoretical95: HOW CONVINIENT
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
soupgiraffe: they just told you jill
plummeting_sloth: Man, so I'm a lab tech for a university. We've transistioned over to Virtual Labs. They're all simulations. They were made in Unity. They look like Second Life, science edition, and they are buggy AS ALL HELL
skywolfwarriorwd: unlocks the doors
BrindleBoar: I bet he's into some weird shit
theonlyangelx: is that a floppy disk in the old game?
Voxlunch: absolutely disgusting
theonlyangelx: my doujinshi manga!
seth_erickson: I liked it
Kreiseler: were usb drives a thing in 98? I thought we were still on floppies
skywolfwarriorwd: yup
monkeyrama: It's pretty good
skywolfwarriorwd: cool
Himyul: no WAY would they allow thumb drives in a place like that. Too high of a security risk
Fanklok: HunterXHunter is top tier
Voxlunch: It looks like one of the OG fighting kid manga/anime soooo
Austere_Squire: It's long but it gets so good and heartbreaking
asthanius: It's anime.
seth_erickson: I recently finished it as well
CastleOtranto: So did the Simpsons
skywolfwarriorwd: weird but cool
Agl0vale: HxH is very good, just watch the new version
Tiber727: There's no such thing as all of Hunter x Hunter.
skywolfwarriorwd: death
monkeyrama: Young boy beats people up with a fishing rod
sevvin09: HxH is sick as hell.
seth_erickson: Boy is trying to find his father
Voxlunch: They're in school and they fight? Is that it?
Theoretical95: two hunters
asthanius: One sentence: It's Green Naruto
Fanklok: Gon want to find his dad so he learsn amgic martial arts
DrWreckage: DnD universe becomes modern, boy goes on adventures
theleerm: interact with the machine
skywolfwarriorwd: no
theonlyangelx: do they fuck?
JellyAndKake: cool guys doing cool things.
WokenClick: There are two hunters inside of you
korvys: Hunter Hurst Helmsley
p3nguinkin: to quote Cory "numbers go up"
DigitalSeahorse: oh if you're part of LGBTQ+ and are ideal for donating post covid plasma try to give somewhere other than NY cause they be dicks about not keeping up on purpose
skywolfwarriorwd: hunter is a job
Austere_Squire: Shonen adventures eventually lead to nightmare ants
ImmortalLen: Guy looks for day, crazy stuff happens
saucemaster5000: People ar in trouble and they try to solve it. Hunter X Hunter
Himyul: One sentence, eh? "Anime anime anime anime.... then anime anime anime."
sevvin09: Boy beats the shit out of his enemies with rock paper scissors.
monkeyrama: There's magic and stuff
ButButTheJesus: Hunter Alpha and Hunter Beta. They mate.
seth_erickson: Show Me Rock
darkspiredragon: well you see, when a hunter and another hunter love each other very much...
skywolfwarriorwd: crazy clown card boi
Himyul: "You activated my trap scissors!"
theonlyangelx: @ButButTheJesus now that's what i want to see XD
theonlyangelx: some more ABO in media XD
asthanius: robits have no emotions
Forlorgen: Hxh was written by the same person as you yu yu hakusho
skywolfwarriorwd: It's GLaDos
soupgiraffe: the bites are so juicy
hunterking87: The clown is OP
monkeyrama: Got no souls
Himyul: robots feet only hate
Agl0vale: "Im not a robot ben, im an AI"
skywolfwarriorwd: Regenerators
monkeyrama: Oh noooo
Theoretical95: That doesn't kill them
Austere_Squire: Are the flesh zombies Betas?
Theoretical95: You need head shots
skywolfwarriorwd: They can't die
asthanius: No clothes = more power
Tiber727: Adam was just playing Nier. We know robots have emotions.
Austere_Squire: What happened to no healing?
monkeyrama: Do they tho
Spooksbot_: those are Pale Heads
Spooksbot_: they're also nasty and gross
DigitalSeahorse: them splorch sound fx
BrindleBoar: this doorlicker
jetpixi: Pop 'em
skywolfwarriorwd: they eventually get back up
Dish_KP: of robots don't have emotions, then how do you explain whales?
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Tiber727: He's playing hide and seek.
monkeyrama: sergeThinking
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP_EB lrrSPOOP_EB lrrSPOOP_EB lrrSPOOP_EB
Mister_BlueSky: Well, the pale heads start comin' and they don't stop comin'.
Spooksbot_: you CAN permanently kill them, they just take a lot of punishment bc they regenerate
PlusDY: drama queen
asthanius: @Dish_KP Whales steal souls, hence fake emotions
Austere_Squire: zombies are such drama queens
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monkeyrama: They.... might not stay down?
Fanklok: Can't wait for Adam to spend a bunch of time and shotgun shells for 3 shotgun shells
Spooksbot_: the magnum is a one shot
skywolfwarriorwd: don't waste ammo
thedragonlady: They regenerate, gotta hit them real hard real fast
DigitalSeahorse: hi Mister_BlueSky mister165Tailswave wheelerMuldr_EB
DigitalSeahorse: always the neck
Lightningbro: Man these Zombos are bullet sponges, even for Resi standars...
Austere_Squire: look on the bright side, Adam, you have all that healing1
soupgiraffe: that part of Jill's neck just gotta be like raw hamburger by now
harpsychord: Hold X to Computer.
Hangedman: the grab range is a bit ridic
skywolfwarriorwd: They'll always get u[
theonlyangelx: why are you at the SOUP STORE?
skywolfwarriorwd: up
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave DigitalSeahorse
DigitalSeahorse: think she'd learn to lean so her jugular isn't the most exposed thing
Noxenluxe: Adaptive difficulty is a bit punishing in the remakes.
NotCainNorAbel: We don't hang out there; it is too loud
monkeyrama: For real
DigitalSeahorse: xD
theonlyangelx: i mean, i've got a bad neck too XD
skywolfwarriorwd: The Paleheads have a good lesson to give
theonlyangelx: so it's relatable at least
k8_n_mork: ground beef neck
monkeyrama: How's there any flesh left
Austere_Squire: That man has a bad neck now that you've blown it open
ButButTheJesus: nah, those herbs are neck replenishers
darkspiredragon: That zombie wasn't ahead of the curve
Hangedman: damn, they got big plugs at umbrella corp
plummeting_sloth: I'd like to think STARS agents in the future just have giant iron collars. Which is also my go-to anti-vampire clothing
DigitalSeahorse: I too have a bad neck but it's from poor posture and not stretching enough
sevvin09: Are you guys ever open to playing any Castlevania or Castlevania-esque games on Stream?
skywolfwarriorwd: They are for Nemesis and his siblings
HorusFive: Word Ben
jetpixi: I was supposed to the week this all started. It huuurts
asthanius: um
monkeyrama: Jill........
Theoretical95: Jill Valentine
skywolfwarriorwd: pressure sensor
Mister_BlueSky: "We've been expecting you..."
PlusDY: its a motion sensor?
Theoretical95: secret Umbrella employee
Voxlunch: She's a sleeper agent you dope
DigitalSeahorse: as in stretch for 30 seconds if you're under 40 and count higher if over 40 like double it
Voxlunch: Thanks for spoilers
Himyul: biometric stuff is notoriously unsecure
OmegaoMolecule: man i forgot they aren't in person and was like "ben sure is leaning in close" lol
asthanius: It just checks to make sure you have a hand?
monkeyrama: Is she on their side NotLikeThis
Tiber727: Maybe it just checks if you're alive.
CastleOtranto: Oh, I want a massage too. Except I deeply dislike other people touching me.
Bearudite: forgets about it in 5 min
TacitusVigil: Here's another plot hole for Resident Evil: Zombies don't actually exist. Kappa
Kreiseler: its just a button and the usb stick is the key?
Voxlunch: <3
cgwonder: oh i sure hope none of these tanks full of mutants break open....
plummeting_sloth: I feel you Ben. 2 days after the Quarantine was declared here, I got pined under my car after screwing up changing my oil. I need a massage SO BAD
jetpixi: LUL
monkeyrama: So she was born with it
seth_erickson: there are prototype Tyrants in those tubes
PlusDY: shes secretly a nemesis
skywolfwarriorwd: I'd think a pressure sensor for the switch
DigitalSeahorse: maybe she was born with it?
Voxlunch: I think you're dope as heck
TabbyLavalamp: Ben is going to have gone full ZZ Top by the time this is all over, isn't he?
Agl0vale: What if none of the hand scanners actually work and they just convinced us they do
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe it IS Maybeline
TacitusVigil: You do that all the time Adam. Kappa
Himyul: I like the idea that it's checking if you're a zombie or not
itira: Maybe shes born with it
Amentur: You did use an override key
theonlyangelx: i mean, it probably IS maybelline
Mister_BlueSky: Wow.
theleerm: maybe its just a fancy button
darkspiredragon: Look Jill is just a Cylon, don't judge
BusTed: benginFingers
soupgiraffe: you've been called plenty on here but dope is where the line is drawn huh? lol
monkeyrama: benginFingers benginFingers
gualdhar: Jill Valentine has the same handprint as a koala who works as a researcher here
lumlite: It was in the extended universe. An earlier Umbrella experiment made it so everyone on Raccoon City has the same fingerprints.
sevvin09: That's 'cause nobody comes to hs streams.
skywolfwarriorwd: grasper
BrindleBoar: the shotgun juke
Kaaosa: Adam: "I don't come into the jerk store and tell you how to sit on the shelf"
DiscordianTokkan: Maybe it's Semtex MAYBE IT'S MAYBELINE 🎶
skywolfwarriorwd: die
Austere_Squire: I hate crabhead
monkeyrama: They're pretty satisfying
Voxlunch: I really don't like those faceless bois because they remind me of Vasily BibleThump
DigitalSeahorse: we all know how DOPE of a streamer Adam is! seabatSEAL_EB stempleThatsRad voxlunRad stempleNice
Scy_Anide: Are these zombies scared of you yet?
skywolfwarriorwd: he'll get back up
cgwonder: man those guys are hard to take down
skywolfwarriorwd: palehead
theonlyangelx: that sounds... kinda sexual
soupgiraffe: test the liquid
monkeyrama: Linkbl?
skywolfwarriorwd: the palehead isn
theonlyangelx: dr freckle
Kaaosa: Dr. Frank L.
Gascitygaming: Dr FRANK!
cgwonder: man i have an expression of concern right now
Lightningbro: Expression of concern; "Have you eaten yet today?"
Bearudite: Lisa Frankl
ButButTheJesus: @Voxlunch what's vasily?
Dish_KP: I'm a fan of Adam's stream. A Savifan.
Austere_Squire: This game came out at an odd time
Kreiseler: no they cant!
CommiePuddin: Oh, Viruses can be kept in check, eh?
HorusFive: [That is not how viruses work]
CommiePuddin: Is that how we feel about it?
m00ntruther: well thats timely
CommiePuddin: That viruses can be kept in check?
Austere_Squire: MURRICA
monkeyrama: Woooooow
Kreiseler: they specifically can not. parasites are WAY easier to control
ButButTheJesus: OOF
CommiePuddin: This virus, that we can check.
skywolfwarriorwd: Murrrica
Juliamon: OWCH
m00ntruther: MERICA
iLetTheDogesOut: ouch
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
Karmegeddon: MURICAAA
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
DiscordianTokkan: Wooooow
m00ntruther: EAGLE SCREAMS
iris_of_ether: I'm not convinced of that
theonlyangelx: ooft
theonlyangelx: YIKES
jetpixi: Ugh. Murica
Dog_of_Myth: MURICAAA
Austere_Squire: So, as a Murrican, I'm so sorry
Mister_BlueSky: ryonCleoGoodness
TacitusVigil: In America!
eragon7573: burn
Nuurgle: this is why we're out there protesting
kilotango30: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
theonlyangelx: not so thinly veiled racism
IdleRed: MY COUTNRY TIS OF THEE
HorusFive: "This will never read as tonedeaf" -some RE3 writer
Karmegeddon: Tbf green cures everything
PlusDY: MARKETING
PlusDY: WOOOO
Mister_BlueSky: FOISTED.
DigitalSeahorse: shigiNo stempleMad feliciaToronto katesNope
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerHub
Argumentable: herbiss
SpikySpahgetti: MUH FREEDOM
MadmanOreo: title drop
soupgiraffe: they guy sounds douchey
cgwonder: loving this piano music
seth_erickson: need the antigen still
Lordofironstorm: I feel that burn
Kaaosa: Put the tubes in the tube
Trojan14: Dr Frankl is was a doctor in Germany who was locked in auschwitz
Dish_KP: bard was a hard ass
skywolfwarriorwd: killing Nemesis
Kreiseler: to trip balls
DigitalSeahorse: do we et to kill Dr Frankl?
Tiber727: @soupgiraffe He was seen earlier in the story. We already know he's an ass.
skywolfwarriorwd: Acid Rounds are good for Nemisis
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor
SpikySpahgetti: Smells like Freedom. And decaying corpses
skywolfwarriorwd: true dat
Ba_Dum_Tish: Have we found Bard yet?
skywolfwarriorwd: yup
Ba_Dum_Tish: I can't remember
skywolfwarriorwd: he is dead
monkeyrama: Jumpscaaaare
cgwonder: calle dit
Nuurgle: does that make Nemesis Frankl-stein's monster?
soupgiraffe: they fast
skywolfwarriorwd: try Acid
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Mister_BlueSky: Acid Rounds are good against these guys.
PlusDY: they shufflin
ZealousCrow: wtf is that animation they keep doing?!
plummeting_sloth: he took a bulltet for his boy!
Scrubbodiestobears: Get down mr president!
ButButTheJesus: nice shootin tex
Mister_BlueSky: The acid rounds remove those boys armor and make them easier to kill.
Agl0vale: "he was 3 days from retirement"
Hangedman: Advancing Guard!
skywolfwarriorwd: you can always tell a texan, but you can't tell him much
KeytarCat: "Get down Mr. Pres"? isn't that RE4?
skywolfwarriorwd: they are back up
soupgiraffe: is it red if the monsters are still live?
Voxlunch: nononono
skywolfwarriorwd: They never die for good
Voxlunch: ewww they look like Popeye's 2pc left out in the rain
Theoretical95: they do die, but they just need a few head shots til the stop smoking
skywolfwarriorwd: what is your least fav non-boss enemy in this game
SpikySpahgetti: Is umbrella still hiring.
SpikySpahgetti: Job market is rough
ButButTheJesus: yeah a head shot from the big handgun does em i think
skywolfwarriorwd: do you have mine rounds?
skywolfwarriorwd: no
Lightningbro: "Believe in the me that believes in your shotgun" ... As normal I am sorry for my horrible jokes.
skywolfwarriorwd: Mine rounds are good for Nemesis
skywolfwarriorwd: really good
monkeyrama: instakills DansGame
smolderderg: How's the pandemic treating you all?
theonlyangelx: double butthole life
BrindleBoar: it's the only way to poop while you poop
skywolfwarriorwd: they are real Assheads
jetpixi: SeemsGood100 SeemsGood100 SeemsGood100 Playing Animal Crossing while watching this has been an interesting juxtaposition.
darkspiredragon: you need hamster rounds for those butthole dudes
monkeyrama: Poo box 🚽
MadmanOreo: @smolderderg the govrnment is going to kill us all in less then a day to contain it, so you know a usual tuesday.
Mister_BlueSky: Boss is imminent.
seth_erickson: need the antigen yeah
ZealousCrow: We know we're preparing to take on nemesis right now
cgwonder: upstairs in this room i think
cgwonder: i don't think you had the override key yet
monkeyrama: looool
inaudibledaisy: EWWWW
monkeyrama: grooosss
theonlyangelx: bits!
smolderderg: Oh no there was a bad cronch
darkspiredragon: that is a lot of brains
theonlyangelx: gibblets!
Bearudite: Think meat
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soupgiraffe: oopsie she made a poopsie
Dog_of_Myth: Big Brain Sprays
Voxlunch: XD
plaidchocobo: Jesus, Ben
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW_EB lrrAWW_EB lrrAWW_EB aww cute babbu muffin
Gascitygaming: they're on the wall over there
hoveringhalibut: You should've gone for the head
Juliamon: !findquote hopes and dreams
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
skywolfwarriorwd: Minerounds for Nemesis
m00ntruther: what is going on inside his head
Gascitygaming: !findquote hopes
LRRbot: Quote #564: "I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky." —Serge [2015-07-18]
Lightningbro: See, LRRbot, that's a quitter atitude.
Saintnex: !findquote thinking
LRRbot: Quote #6097: "I don't think the stupid thing is the smart play here." —MrPhlip [2019-06-09]
asthanius: !findquote dream
asthanius: !findquote dreams
DigitalSeahorse: just like that supposed lab somewhere recently
monkeyrama: Oh no
monkeyrama: Serge
plummeting_sloth: Wait, the shipping manager was asking for high powered weaponry?
ButButTheJesus: yes he is
Austere_Squire: Oh, Serge, poor naive boi
skywolfwarriorwd: startled me
theonlyangelx: mine? nah, he's just a coffee buddy
DigitalSeahorse: grope around consentually
Juliamon: The quote may have been removed because of it being gun-violence.
SergeYager: that was taken out of context, how dare you :P
DiscordianTokkan: So FAST
skywolfwarriorwd: can you jump the railing
Lightningbro: He is a precious cinnamon roll, because Serge says those kinds of things without thinking about how they could be taken wrong.
TheMadPunter: Alex said "what do you think his hopes and dreams are?" and Cam was like "let's look!" *Alex snipe*
monkeyrama: That's never stopped you before LUL
SergeYager: I love watching this show, you goobers
theonlyangelx: y'all so booly XD
Austere_Squire: serge being there's never stopped you from poking fun during Commander :p
skywolfwarriorwd: no
Fanklok: Are you guys trying to make fun of Big J?
theonlyangelx: this show is pretty sweet
Austere_Squire: also, hullo, Serge
gualdhar: !quote brain
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheMadPunter: It's at the end of the original LoadingReadyLive channel trailer
theonlyangelx: Big Jimmy
PaperDoopliss: You can tell James isn't here because this laboratory wasn't spread across 5 islands in a row
El_Funko: Big Jimmy T IS what they call him
SergeYager: stop being so dang entertaining and maybe I'll stop watching. boom roasted.
eric_christian_berg: Not Jim-Jam Turner Slam?
DigitalSeahorse: James had so many crabs today he was dancing! :P
Dergib: when has serge being there ever stopped y'all before?
Lightningbro: !findquote james
ButButTheJesus: Jim-Jim Turnips
monkeyrama: Boom.... roasted?
Theoretical95: you need to combine them
skywolfwarriorwd: mix the 2 together
theonlyangelx: hm
Noxenluxe: You'll need to combine those two together.
Voxlunch: put your hand in the machine
DigitalSeahorse: MC crabs
BrindleBoar: looks like you need to do something to em
SquareDotCube: Jimmy Timmy Turntams
hyaundredneer: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:26 PM
theonlyangelx: hahaha
KeytarCat: @SergeYager *gasp* You're as mean as the shanty fandom!
monkeyrama: Can you discard iportant items like these?
hyaundredneer: !stream
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hyaundredneer: Fine, nvm.
Zaraka00: triple bash it
gualdhar: if you discard a key item like this, you immediately lose the game
Argumentable: i had no idea how this puzzle worked and just mashed my way through
monkeyrama: This is like DQ crafting Adam
Stripe_dog: You don't have to close out they cycle
theonlyangelx: less juice
monkeyrama: You got this
jetpixi: what is this?
plummeting_sloth: GAMEPLAY
DigitalSeahorse: Ben leaning on Adam's shoulder ^_^
ButButTheJesus: i also accidentally got this one
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehe
soupgiraffe: giant ben
jetpixi: Bennis the Menace
DigitalSeahorse: xD
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
theonlyangelx: perfect
Voxlunch: activate the spike inserter
skywolfwarriorwd: amazing
ButButTheJesus: katesHi
theonlyangelx: my stand, Plaid Platinum
Voxlunch: is that a Nicole
DigitalSeahorse: Nicole
Austere_Squire: Hullo, Nicole!
iLetTheDogesOut: Hi nicole!
theonlyangelx: FEED HIM
tergonis: ben share!
monkeyrama: Feed Adam too LUL
KeytarCat: Woah, is Ben mirrored?
Halvhir: hallo Nicole
skywolfwarriorwd: oh
Voxlunch: Oh no I've seen this dojin
theonlyangelx: hi Nicole
BrindleBoar: Adam are you ever not hungry
Mister_BlueSky: Adam, perpetually hungry.
DigitalSeahorse: tentacle!
darkspiredragon: yamete nemichan
jetpixi: She's getting what
eragon7573: She made a glowstick!
theonlyangelx: jill, don't do that
Kreiseler: did you bring enough for the class ben
soupgiraffe: I feel like they're not gonna know how to act once they're able to do let's nope together at work again
skywolfwarriorwd: don't miss
cgwonder: for a second i thought that nemesis tongue was about to tap her on the shoulder
Stripe_dog: Everything about tht looked terrible in every way
theonlyangelx: oh gods clip Adam doing that!
HorusFive: Neat- one dose. No way we could ever need more
KCazduke: Gonna stab this tongue until it stops choking me
meepleskillz: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:30:15.
monkeyrama: Ruude NotLikeThis
Mister_BlueSky: You could finish this tonight.
skywolfwarriorwd: do it
TheeGamingViking: told ya you should have kept the knife
Voxlunch: WOW BEN
KCazduke: Ben, feed me tacos
Stripe_dog: You're super close to the end of the game
BrindleBoar: rood
eric_christian_berg: Let's Munch!
ghostvalv: :O
Kikazi: GDI Ben!
Argumentable: I like the detail that the vaccine is on her hip
TamesLovesGames: Ben plz
HorusFive: So cruel
monkeyrama: You're always hungry anyway ligerLUL
YawnLance: Ben benginCry
seth_erickson: coleslaw DansGame
Voxlunch: Enhanced interrogation techniques
jetpixi: This is now a torture chamber
NotCainNorAbel: Pride100 - Some great times with some great people.
El_Funko: Who's Pulled Pork Sammy?
itira: Ben stawp!
skywolfwarriorwd: do it, you won't
TokenMickus: That's below the belt
bat_wool: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:30:49.
Lordofironstorm: That's an arm
theonlyangelx: fuck, dude he's so hot...
KCazduke: Convenient explosives
Kreiseler: the big brain play is to eat one bite on stream, and then just hold the sandwich where adam can see it
Theoretical95: time for some GAMEPLAY
DigitalSeahorse: cruel and unusual punishment! hunger is a form of pain
ZealousCrow: No stop. I forgot to go to the grocery store today and ended up with peanut butter and jelly for dinner
CaptainSpam: That was a biohazard warning sign, not a flammability or explosiveness sign.
HorusFive: Oh good- QTE
bat_wool: Nuts, I'm late.
SquareDotCube: If only we had knife
asthanius: Shadow of the Colossus right here
Twizted_Seed: grenade launcher
Stripe_dog: That's a slow time event really
Kreiseler: wouldn't it just rip her leg right off
Mister_BlueSky: That one's not that bad.
Theoretical95: The end kinda goes off the rails
ButButTheJesus: i mean technically that was only one button
skywolfwarriorwd: goodbye Nemesis
theonlyangelx: no, mine hubsand!
p3nguinkin: I mean if chris can punch boulders, jill can do that
monkeyrama: One day
HorusFive: And we never saw Nemisis again
jetpixi: Hella did THIS time
eric_christian_berg: BBQ Nemesis!
cgwonder: in the event of a fire, immediatly use the nearest elevator
monkeyrama: you'll be right
Stripe_dog: It's literally the joke in the achievements
PlusDY: Good thing you saved up for that boss fight
PlusDY: At least it's dead now
Saintnex: Time to take the Deagle just in case?
KCazduke: Can't you just punch the crates?
asthanius: There Are Four Cups
monkeyrama: If only
Mister_BlueSky: Secret Umbrella cloaking tech.
theonlyangelx: the cups been dead for 20 years
KCazduke: She can't give it a swift kick?
monkeyrama: Can't smack stuff with the gun NotLikeThis
theleerm: get big pistol
KCazduke: Jill seems like she could kick really hard.
HorusFive: Adam does not believe in melee
ZealousCrow: "Where do you think we are right now?"
darkspiredragon: flame rounds to the right
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KCazduke: Just snap kick, break through the boards
skywolfwarriorwd: use the mine rounds
Argumentable: Naw he's dead, you said it
Mister_BlueSky: Nemeseuss!
cgwonder: mine rounds maybe? in case it;s similar to last time
theneatestburrito: Wow, Ben
iris_of_ether: "Namasasasagusa"
gamercat88: is carlos still alive?
BrindleBoar: save?
Stripe_dog: Hey look a boss arena
cgwonder: defintiely not a boss fight arena
theonlyangelx: what the hootenanny?!
ButButTheJesus: AH SAY
iLetTheDogesOut: that looks like a boss fight
asthanius: What the DEVIL
Scrubbodiestobears: @Bengineering Thrall's Balls!
SquareDotCube: great horney toads!
monkeyrama: No secret NotLikeThis
Fanklok: This definitely doesn't look like a boss arena
theonlyangelx: secret exit
m00ntruther: i think this level was in borderlands 2
sonicdail_the_golem: ello
monkeyrama: Robbed
jetpixi: Looks like...an arena
Bearudite: WHAT in the SAM HAILL
theleerm: the secret is that there is no secret
BrindleBoar: oh lawd he comin
theonlyangelx: he's too dummy THICC
Dog_of_Myth: Knock Knock
tergonis: door bigger now
HorusFive: Too Thicc. Doors small
Kreiseler: ben why you always lying
sonicdail_the_golem: infested from warframe
monkeyrama: Why is he so stretchy
novrdd: I like the logic behind the inventory system of this game. A key take the same space as a gun??? hm....
KCazduke: Spiderman pointing at spiderman
DigitalSeahorse: even more scary: that cup was alive?! lrrSPOOP_EB
Landgraft: guessing I missed something while I took an hour out because of "the work"
cgwonder: nooooo fukcing nikolai
Theoretical95: Brother HELP ME
Stripe_dog: Ow
Landgraft: now the KGB are here?
hunterking87: there was a not on the door i think at the checkpoint
plummeting_sloth: shoot him in the head
theleerm: FUCK YOU nikiolli
Theoretical95: Long live the king
theonlyangelx: fuck you nikolai
DiscordianTokkan: SUCH a dick
monkeyrama: DansGame DansGame DansGame
theonlyangelx: more like straight up DOUCHE
cgwonder: i'm sure we can trust him
PaperDoopliss: Look, if anime has taught me anything combat data is extremely important
Stripe_dog: Whoa that's a weird dog
BrindleBoar: he absolutely will not
Argumentable: He hasn't done anything evil yet
Kikazi: he's straight up something, that's for sure
sonicdail_the_golem: eew
skywolfwarriorwd: I think he will
KCazduke: Nikolai is like shitty Marcus from Borlerlands
Karmegeddon: trying to figure out this fight SUCKS
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 4838
LRRbot: Quote #4838: "You have betrayed my tiny trust." —Cameron [2018-03-24]
Electrodyne: It's not Spidey power. Umbrellas corp. invented the Fing-longer
Spooksbot_: acid rounds don't do much to Nemmy, but he's very flammable
monkeyrama: Cool camera
jetpixi: camera?
Lightningbro: To be fair, if it was be, I'd've shot that guy half a game ago.
Rhynerd: I would have loved to pull out a pistol there and shoot nikolai in the face while he's stomping on the other hand.
ButButTheJesus: lrrFINE
Stripe_dog: The camera was in a terrible spot for that oh my god
HorusFive: So thirsty
theonlyangelx: he's gonna hold the bar for you
skywolfwarriorwd: don't waste all your ammo
theonlyangelx: keep it steady
Austere_Squire: supplex that dude and carlos can make sure you don't strain anything
Kreiseler: yay carlos!
skywolfwarriorwd: I told you
jetpixi: He's got the zoomies again
Walkingharder: Chat is always right
soupgiraffe: this thing loves fucking running
jetpixi: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2870: "Chat can't be right all the time." —James [2016-06-24]
novrdd: hey.. our fav simp will help us
jetpixi: Shut up James
DiscordianTokkan: So Blobby!
monkeyrama: What even is this thing
skywolfwarriorwd: that was gross
theonlyangelx: this monster design is great
Prince__Phantom: he winds up like a dark souls boss
skywolfwarriorwd: burn baby burn
Fanklok: Gotta say I do not like his noodely grabber arm
Spooksbot_: it's a Tyrant, infected by a parasite that has continuously mutated and got grosser
monkeyrama: Sharpshooter
monkeyrama: tenchiLUL
Lordofironstorm: Sekiro
Mister_BlueSky: I think they assume you're dealing with the zombies that come in during this part.
theonlyangelx: adam, doy ou need an aimbot?
PlusDY: ladies and gentlemen - a gamer
Kreiseler: I guess the thought is that you'll be busy shooting the zombies on the ground and lose track of him?
Stripe_dog: That poor dude
skywolfwarriorwd: aimbot means no gamesense
asthanius: no aimbots here, my dude
normac0208: I sure do love Nemesis just wrecking these poor zombies
theonlyangelx: carlos you ass
Prince__Phantom: stick and weave adam!
KCazduke: SEKIRO
soupgiraffe: for the cause!
skywolfwarriorwd: save some ammo just in case you have to fight him again
oompax: the 360 move
KCazduke: Next come the tentacle legs
theonlyangelx: are his last legs the front or the back ones
m00ntruther: you didnt look out
ZealousCrow: Adam you didn't look out
KeytarCat: Jill Crunch
monkeyrama: Carlos is so helpful Kappa
Argumentable: He said look out though
theonlyangelx: the stunlock
Kreiseler: ah hes finally dead
skywolfwarriorwd: how is he not dead
monkeyrama: Niiiice
TheMoatman: YEAH
theonlyangelx: nailed it!
HorusFive: Nice
ButButTheJesus: close one
NimrodXIV: lrrGOAT
Spooksbot_: good job!!!
normac0208: woo woo!
DiscordianTokkan: Now let's hope Carlos is good at UFO games
TheMoatman: DUNKED
monkeyrama: Caros PogChamp
Prince__Phantom: lets go carlos
cgwonder: nice aim Carlos!
Natedogg2: They'll need a crane / They'll need a crane
Mister_BlueSky: NOW he's dead.
Kreiseler: Carlos my boi!
theonlyangelx: dead forever
KCazduke: KNOCKED OUT
TokenMickus: Get craned!
BrindleBoar: Ben we talked about this
PlusDY: Ben...
jetpixi: For realsies?
ButButTheJesus: yay! its over!
skywolfwarriorwd: we need a buddy cop movie of Carlos and Jill
normac0208: Carlos can make a living with his crane skills
soupgiraffe: noooo
ButButTheJesus: roll credits!
Gascitygaming: my eyes the goggles donothing!
soupgiraffe: idw to be mush
Voxlunch: screeeee
theonlyangelx: AHHHH
KCazduke: T2: Judgement Day Music
HorusFive: Seemed fun at the time
DigitalSeahorse: T2 reference
theonlyangelx: skeletonemesis
monkeyrama: Suuuure, Bem
Hangedman: why did we attach our power system to our giant acid dispensers
Stripe_dog: Nemesis Down!?
JoTyler: nemesis soup
Voxlunch: doubt it
monkeyrama: We believe you, Ben
plummeting_sloth: so acid rounds WERE useful :P
Kreiseler: I mean hes literally liquid at this point
Lightningbro: I mean, he's either dead, or a slushie.
NimrodXIV: Skele-Nemesis next
Lordofironstorm: He became a Nemesis Sandwich
KCazduke: Time for more ammo and also heal juice
Voxlunch: You've really gotta rail-er nail him
Kreiseler: unless he can reconstitute his mater
DigitalSeahorse: oh hai Voxlunch mister165Tailswave voxlunNut voxlunRad
gamercat88: that the thing about parasites... do they die
Prince__Phantom: dry nemesis coming up
plummeting_sloth: it served it's porpoise
Bearudite: sass
Luminaire_p: the skeleton version's canon name is Dry Nemesis Kappa
HorusFive: oof
theonlyangelx: OH WOW
gualdhar: I've never played RE3. but it seems like there's more than one nemesis
Stripe_dog: He's right
jetpixi: Shots fired
asthanius: not wrong
JoTyler: @Voxlunch either works for me 8D
Voxlunch: Roasted
DiscordianTokkan: Daaaang!
m00ntruther: hes not wrong
cgwonder: shots fired over here
Lithobraker: There's no way dumping the super strong zombie in toxic chemicals could go wrong Kappa
skywolfwarriorwd: ooohhh shit
kilotango30: lrrWOW
HorusFive: so much for the Capcom sponsership.
theleerm: do we have dry nemesis now?
itomeshi: woah
Cry0Dex: its a video game, its always sets of 3
Bearudite: BlueCosmonaut?
monkeyrama: Says the guy who gets all his material from simpsons OpieOP
Spluuga: not capcom tho. they out sourced this
Karmegeddon: Rer
etaluia: what do have against megaman battle network?
KCazduke: I screwed up and baked cookies without salt...
Karmegeddon: sident MURDER
DiscordianTokkan: Adam has Dauntless it's all good
ButButTheJesus: if they make another VR RE they can have more of my money
DigitalSeahorse: *pats Spluuga*
oompax: throw tons of flaky sea salt on top
Spluuga purrs
Lithobraker: @KCazduke preferable to mistaking the salt for the sugar though
HorusFive: This 100% reads like a technical doc
plummeting_sloth: Chekov's Railgun
Mister_BlueSky: Super. Gun. Super. Gun
Electrodyne: Wait, all my fing-longer jokes were true?
cgwonder: a super gun called the finger
SquareDotCube: SUPER. GUN.
theleerm: saved?
BrindleBoar: Big FINGeR Gun 9000
KCazduke: Bland cookies don't taste as good without a bit of salt
Stripe_dog: Now do the not-really-a-boss-fight Boss Fight.
DigitalSeahorse: ha!
ZealousCrow: money printer Jill go BRRRRRR
Argumentable: "Drop the gun" Oh okay
skywolfwarriorwd: Nemesis
monkeyrama: Wtf
cgwonder: what the fuck?
jetpixi: UM
asthanius: WORM
Voxlunch: eww he pupated
BrindleBoar: BEN
HorusFive: nope
sing_o_muse: ewwww
Scrubbodiestobears: i was really hoping Jill would just shoot him
normac0208: the building pooped
Stripe_dog: Man Nemesis really let himself go.
DiscordianTokkan: Blobby Kool Aid!
theonlyangelx: wormesis
HorusFive: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
DigitalSeahorse: oh we made a slug
Lordofironstorm: That a turd
TheMoatman: More of a Nemicyst now
NimrodXIV: nope
theleerm: nemesis sludge?
ButButTheJesus: GLORPH
monkeyrama: Nemesis NotLikeThis
Kreiseler: ben I blame you entirely
skywolfwarriorwd: incredible isn't the word for
oompax: psych!
noisyblizzard: gaping dragon
Lithobraker: Nemesis's been quarantine snacking
Mister_BlueSky: !quote 5089
LRRbot: Quote #5089: "I think it might be gun o'clock." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-18]
theonlyangelx: drama music
PlusDY: Does she though
RendezVoodoo: Carlos is so aroused
Lordofironstorm: Time to fight Bed of Chaos
PlusDY: Ref? Judge? Is this allowed?
theonlyangelx: Jill, have you tried LOVING him instead of fighting him?
KeytarCat: That looks like a final fantasy boss
Spooksbot_: i fucking love Jill Valentine
skywolfwarriorwd: use the FINGeR
Fanklok: Who would have guessed the final boss is a Sin Spawn
Voxlunch: EXCUSE ME
monkeyrama: Oh my goooood
TheMoatman: Fuck yes
DiscordianTokkan: BFG!
Wicker_Knight: PARDON
Scrubbodiestobears: FREE RAILGUN
cgwonder: tbh the more Carlos is in awe of Jill's badassness the more attractive he seems
KCazduke: THE FINGAH
Kikazi: GAUSS!
Xenovita: go go railgun!
Lightningbro: I love JUST how done with it Jill is by this point.
ZealousCrow: Man I hate bed of chaos
sing_o_muse: that is a BIG gun
Prince__Phantom: WE DOOM ETERNAL NOW?!
theonlyangelx: devil may fuck
monkeyrama: Legit theasiPog
KeytarCat: THIS LOOKS LIKE A FINAL FANTASY BOSS
Karmegeddon: ANIME
Karmegeddon: SO ANIME
PhorrestGaze: pew pew
Boblinthegoblin69: its called a railgun
Wicker_Knight: WHEN DID THIS BECOME DOOM
7gorobei: a certain railgun
TehAmelie: when did this turn into Saints Row?
KCazduke: MY HAND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
DRMagnify: there goes her knees
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousFocus
Stripe_dog: You have to do all 3 before the gun works again
KCazduke: ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DESTROY YOU
skywolfwarriorwd: pop the warts
jetpixi: Ow...
PaperDoopliss: CHANTING
Kaaosa: Firin' up the YEET cannon... "yeet yeet yeet yeet yeetyeetyeetyeet"
Luminaire_p: Hojo's been experimenting again. :(
theleerm: this is lowkey super rad
KCazduke: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNING...
oompax: c'mon a longer range gun
KCazduke: FINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~
Stripe_dog: Pistol's you're friend in this fight.
theonlyangelx: get ate
Lightningbro: I dunno, not enough wings nor faces to be a Final Fantasy final boss.
Austere_Squire: Nahhhhhhhhh. RE would never telegraph a weakness like that
monkeyrama: Oooook then
Lordofironstorm: CRONCH
NimrodXIV: squish
Xenovita: crushed like a crystal
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnRekt
theonlyangelx: sploosh!
skywolfwarriorwd: pop the warts to stun him
soupgiraffe: squiiiiiish
Walkingharder: Squash goes the Jill
Natedogg2: So... you're a Jill sandwich?
cgwonder: shoot i love that nemesis keeps getting bigger but his face remains the same size
normac0208: shoot just a little better
ZealousCrow: He's REALLY telegraphing his moves in the background
tergonis: pop goes the jill
SquareDotCube: You became Jill Porridge
Electrodyne: om nom nomeses
p3nguinkin: first aid spray
Scrubbodiestobears: this actually looks a lot like REDACTED in FFXIV
HorusFive: nom nom nonsense
theonlyangelx: *taps forehead*
MadmanOreo: "this looks like a final fantasy boss" *one winged angel starts playing*
Spooksbot_: flame rounds and grenades are also really good, fyi
skywolfwarriorwd: give him the FINGeR
theonlyangelx: this gun has BDE
Agl0vale: just dont die 5head
BrindleBoar: who wants to bet you have to shoot him three times
SachielOne: Firing Main Cannon
Stripe_dog: Nah you can just hit it
theonlyangelx: Jill has some BDE for real
KeytarCat: Nice of them to make a prototype so user friendly
plummeting_sloth: WAit, is this happeneing in Junon? ARe we back in FFVII
DigitalSeahorse: PowerUpL bunnnRage PowerUpR
Stripe_dog: You can get both the ones on the right during the same Knock Down
DigitalSeahorse: benginBurn steveinDevil benginBurn
Kaaosa: This game ripped off Carapace of N'zoth phase 1 :v
Kramburger: Just got back from the doctors, what'd I miss in the last 90 minutes?
theonlyangelx: so much running
normac0208: I wonder how much Jill lifts, cause damnnnn
Karmegeddon: I love how these games are set in the 'convenience' dimension
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger everything mate
Stripe_dog: Walked right into that one
monkeyrama: Powerful grenades
Kramburger: @theonlyangelx Oh noooo
theonlyangelx: heal boi
arcanist1740: this guy sure is...juicy
Kaaosa: Yo have become dead
p3nguinkin: grab the spray in the save room
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger pretty sure this is the last fight
skywolfwarriorwd: no shotty
PaperDoopliss: Webcam Ben is making me uncomfortable
Spooksbot_: there's ammo and heals on the back behind Jill
skywolfwarriorwd: bad Idea
normac0208: look around to find some ammo, there might some around
normac0208: during the fight
Kreiseler: I thought you tried shotgun and it didn't work?
jetpixi: You are Freed from the mortal coil
Mister_BlueSky: Any ammo to craft?
Scrubbodiestobears: you could stick those mines in the GL too?
Kramburger: Ben always makes me uncomfortable, but that's because he's a QT
ZealousCrow: Isn't pistol fine? We only need to shoot those pods and the pistol was working
monkeyrama: Pimple popper DansGame
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger these two cute bois make me awkward
Kreiseler: dr jill pimple popper
Prince__Phantom: so why didnt she just shoot him there?
TheMadPunter: Well they're ALL "second-hand guns", aren't they? You didn't buy any of them a the store...
theonlyangelx: i'm always embarrassing myself
Kramburger: @theonlyangelx Big Mood
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnTR PrideTrans katesAC mattyqTransSnowflake ferociousPride vileolHeck stempleThatsRad
Walkingharder: The gun is in open beta
monkeyrama: Oh nice, we don't have to watch that cutscene every time
soupgiraffe: jiggly
monkeyrama: it's cool and all, but it takes so long
theonlyangelx: Ben "Monster Fucker" Ulmer, finally showing his true colours
PlusDY: zoomie
m4sherman677: hey herbert
KeytarCat: @theonlyangelx nooooo
Voxlunch: This is a pretty interesting way they reimagined this boss fight
soupgiraffe: damn jill fucking book it
DigitalSeahorse: Monster is just like, "Pls kill me already!"
theonlyangelx: dodge!
monkeyrama: Ouch
MadmanOreo: @theonlyangelx I mean he is a mod at r/cryptidcutie
normac0208: Jill has got some balls on her! Facing down a literal giant monster
Inwoods: TU-more?
Tiber727: Timing.
BrindleBoar: I think for the slow swipe you're just supposed to be somewhere else
KeytarCat: It gives you enough time to get anywhere in the room, so there's probably a safe space
theonlyangelx: big strap energy Jill
Cry0Dex: it looks like the sweep move only goes about half the room
Voxlunch: rail'd
monkeyrama: Oh my god
theonlyangelx: in the mOUTH
Voxlunch: EAT DIS
theonlyangelx: YESS
BusTed: holy shit
monkeyrama: Yesssss
plummeting_sloth: Doom ETERNAL
e_bloc: Corgo300 poggers my doggers
theonlyangelx: this is that HORNY shit!
Stripe_dog: Nemesis eats the whole thing
cgwonder: yesssssss
Mister_BlueSky: Dodge THIS!
Voxlunch: baboosh
monkeyrama: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
Voxlunch: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
theonlyangelx: no MEAN NO NEMESIS
Gascitygaming: juicy
asthanius: sensual
tergonis: gooey
Voxlunch: THATS SO GROSS
p3nguinkin: I like how the targetting reticle for that thing is just the entire room
sing_o_muse: ewwww
BusTed: at least nemesis is finally dead
itira: mmmmmmmm
DiscordianTokkan: Ew, it rained into her mouth
HorusFive: Covered in Nemisis
Kramburger: seabatPjorg seabatPjorg seabatPjorg
SmithKurosaki: Tasty
jetpixi: groooossss
PlusDY: its so juicy :c
Rhynerd: gonna be one hell of a shower after this
plummeting_sloth: And so Jill defeated Toxic Masculinity
monkeyrama: That's awesome, but so nasty
ButButTheJesus: oh god, is he gonna be okay?!
CaptainSpam: Hair still looks okay.
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KCazduke: There will never be a shower long or hot enough for this
Voxlunch: Jill want laundry
Kramburger: DRINK THE TOMB JUICE
korvys: Finally dead
DigitalSeahorse: Strawberry Fields :P
skywolfwarriorwd: Nemesis is actually dead now
VoodontWoW: Nasty
TheMoatman: Ew don't touch your face
Gascitygaming: *cleaning staff walks in... cries*
Amentur: Jill copying the freakin Doomslayer
Scrubbodiestobears: imagine the smell\
TheMadPunter: Gross. Cleanup on Aisle Five!
Voxlunch: holy shit that wall
TheMoatman: With nemesis hands
monkeyrama: HOLES???
Spooksbot_: thats my favourite setpiece in a long time
BusTed: wrong stream adam
arcanist1740: oh man all parts of that were terrible
jetpixi: Blew a hole in the wall
DiscordianTokkan: HOLES?!
jetpixi: NO HOLES
itira: HOLE
asthanius: Shia The Beef!
Stripe_dog: Cheer500 Nemesis Eats the Whole Gun
e_bloc: cant go one stream smdh
Lord_Durin: H O L E S
TheMadPunter: Dammit Adam...
theonlyangelx: put Jill in the hole
Mister_BlueSky: HOLES?
jetpixi: No one did
HorusFive: Silo La Beef?
Mister_Hush: holes seabatPjorg
Spooksbot_: so fucking satisfying
ButButTheJesus: HOLES?
Jim02762: janitorial staff is gonna be pissed
kilotango30: fuck not this stream too
Karmegeddon: Carry madam zironi UP THE MOUNTAIN
boohneyrabbit: Love that movie
Veste: actual cannibal shia labeouf???
KCazduke: YEET
RassilonDND: alright nemesis, you now have the room
HorusFive: But, but, story?
sevvin09: Is it dead for real this time?????????????????????????????????????????
itira: @Veste thats right!
Spooksbot_: Nemmy is VERY dead now
Austere_Squire: Holes had some very good lizards
KCazduke: Gonna shoot Nicholai in the ass
TheMoatman: Did you know he wrote a sequel to the popular young adult novel Holes?
monkeyrama: I enjoyed it
boohneyrabbit: If only if only the woodpecker sighs
cgwonder: it's great Adam, you should watch it
seth_erickson: I think it's good
monkeyrama: That's why, Ben ligerLUL
SquareDotCube: at least read the book
Austere_Squire: is this Adam trolling
Mister_BlueSky: You've never seen popular young adult adventure movie, HOLES, Adam?
theonlyangelx: Adam is always runnin his mouth
Mister_Hush: You should see Holes, it's pretty good.
Juliamon: The movie is fine. I've read the book so many times though.
Voxlunch: Ubleh
TheMoatman: A fake Hole boy
itira: what a POSER
cgwonder: no Carlos!!!!!!
Veste: fake young adult
seth_erickson: someone call Blue he's a fake fan
BrindleBoar: F
DiscordianTokkan: I really should watch that, one of these days. NeoScum AND Adam reference it often enough
Kramburger: Adam talks about a lot of things he knows nothing about... like video games seabatTROG
DigitalSeahorse: Adam sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
BusTed: What a power move though.
Kreiseler: you like holes huh? name five of the biggest holes in the world?
monkeyrama: This asshole
Karmegeddon: funny story, I was at the irish premiere of holes. Someone from the movie was there but I was more interested in sweets in the cinema
Karmegeddon: I was like, 12
jetpixi: She just took down Nemesis. Why does this guy think he's gonna win?
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger yesssss
KCazduke: You know, I'm surprised Jill's jeans haven't torn to bits after all this.
monkeyrama: He wasn't dead PogChamp
Lordofironstorm: Carlos with the shoulder check
Austere_Squire: Dammit Carlos, git gud
Kaaosa: Remember the basics of CQC, Carlos
DigitalSeahorse: don't you dare hurt Carlos
Austere_Squire: he doesn't have a gun any more
BrindleBoar: headshot
Voxlunch: He's wearing a plate carrier man
Stripe_dog: Hey remember that dream Jill had
Austere_Squire: let him go and back off, then shoot him
TheMoatman: You shot him in the head
theonlyangelx: shoot him, his hair is too floofy anyway
HorusFive: There's literally several other ways
Kramburger: How is Carlos' haircut allowed in any organised military?
randomino5: isn't mr protagonist wearing a bulletproof vest?
monkeyrama: You did
windmires: adam definitely missed carlos.
monkeyrama: Cutsccene armor DansGame
theonlyangelx: @Kramburger EXACTLY
Reduce_Sanity: Cliche action movie ending hooray
randomino5: shoot him several more times
asthanius: Money
KCazduke: Money.
Scrubbodiestobears: he seems like he's in pretty good health for someone who just got shot in the face
MinniChii: He's wearing a vest!
HorusFive: 0/10 unbelievable
Kreiseler: money. he made that VERY clear jill
VoodontWoW: The Illusion of CHOICE
randomino5: letting japan make video games was a mistake
Stripe_dog: "Nah."
e_bloc: nah
HorusFive: seabatCHOICE
KCazduke: He is a quid pro quo guy
e_bloc: that's a no for me dog
Rhynerd: "Sorry, you can't put a price on lives."
BusTed: snap
Lithobraker: surely she's using expanding ammunition anyways, overpenetration shouldn't be a problem
theonlyangelx: no price on your life buddy
Lordofironstorm: OOOOOHHHHHHH
p3nguinkin: she wanted that vaccine, and you don't have it anymore so...
asthanius: Duces, fucker!
Mister_BlueSky: DEUCES!
monkeyrama: Is Carlos... in good enough condition to fly this?
Lithobraker: Wait, this was before the INF treaty was dead! The US didn't have any missiles that would strike in ten minutes!
NimrodXIV: give him the real fingers!
HorusFive: The original had a plot?
TheMadPunter: Is that a fake fan of holes, or a fan of fake holes?
Mister_BlueSky: There's no Gravdigger/Clock Tower.
Austere_Squire: not anything too major?
asthanius: Nicholai didn't have this much dialogue
Noxenluxe: Barry was on the helicopter in original.
Spooksbot_: there's a few small changes, but nothing insane
Kramburger: NOW KISS
skywolfwarriorwd: Nemesis didn't have mutations in the origonal
m00ntruther: so thats it, the vaccine is just smashed
DRMagnify: The dude in the beginning died differently in the original. Your partner or something
Austere_Squire: generally better fleshed out
soupgiraffe: she must smell horrible
TheMadPunter: Wait, was this a remake and not a sequel?
Lynks_9: @Lithobraker they announced the missile launch hours ago to be fair
Kaaosa: Would have been more poignant if Jill had been like, "Smell you later, fart face"
SachielOne: You didn't have a big fuckoff railgun, for starters.
Rhynerd: at least Barry is still canonically alive.
BrindleBoar: Zombarry.
RassilonDND: honestly i liked the original better
DigitalSeahorse: yup
theonlyangelx: ok, if that's a nuke that chopper is getting EMP'd
seth_erickson: for sure it would
Austere_Squire: but what about Brad and his rocket launchers from heaven
AgentMagicMaster: correct adam
Rhynerd: I mean, he's in a later game.
Scrubbodiestobears: it's okay they ran the numbers in kerbal
monkeyrama: Everything's fine :)
CaptainSpam: Nope, just mild turbulence!
Stripe_dog: The city being warned of the nuke is the most substantial change because it breaks the plot of RE6
Terry_Brogard: EMP how does it work?
ButButTheJesus: its a end-of-game chopper, its fine
Lithobraker: So now it's time for me to be a buzzkill and point out that nuclear weapons are horrible at sterilizing bio-agents https://twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/status/1021880983098863616/photo/1
Kikazi: well, that wasn't a nuke, so no emp
Kramburger: They hid from the blas in a fridge
TheMoatman: @TheMadPunter the original RE3 came out over twenty years ago
cgwonder: Well helicopters are notoriously stable ways to fly.....
NimrodXIV: this is only game #3 my dude
7gorobei: wouldnt the emp kill the copter electronics?
plummeting_sloth: so long, RC cola
plummeting_sloth: I miss you too
VoodontWoW: Oh no, they found a plot hole! *EXPLODES *
DRMagnify: I think thats radiation poisoning
Stripe_dog: Yes it was.
normac0208: She meant RC Cola, the true beverage
Electrodyne: Nope, Nemesis in the helicopter
Wicker_Knight: @Stripe_dog oh yeah, THAT's the problem with the plot of RE6 :P
SachielOne: What RE6? Never heard of it.
Juliamon: That's the radiation
Lynks_9: actually jill that's the radiation
Diabore: so edgy
DigitalSeahorse: strong propellers
monkeyrama: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
BusTed: lrrGREED
MadmanOreo: pan out to nemesis clinging the bottom of the helicopter
cgwonder: i mean it kinda was though Jill
theonlyangelx: but by CORPORATE GREED
plummeting_sloth: MAN WAS THE GREATEST ENERGY
asthanius: Jill's writing her autobigraphy right now
monkeyrama: It was Adam
Lordofironstorm: ANd a nuclear missile
NightValien28: dun dun
e_bloc: greed was the name of the doctor
Amentur: Who said anything about a nuclear strike?
Mister_Hush: heavy-handed morals! resident evil!
iris_of_ether: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
KeytarCat: Well that was subtle
seth_erickson: Humans were the monsters all along!
Lithobraker: 7gorobei emp is incredibly over hyped, and military equipment is always shielded
CaptainSpam: And Umbrella was never heard from again!
Stripe_dog: @Wicker_Knight Well that and everything else
Boblinthegoblin69: capitalism!
monkeyrama: Nice job!
theonlyangelx: hey good job bois!
KCazduke: Umbrella's Ashes sounds like a fun album.
PlusDY: Nice!
jetpixi: Yea!
TheMadPunter: @TheMoatman Ahhhhhh, got it. I *thought* it looked rather high quality for something from 15+ years ago 😛...
Veste: damn this game got big swole's music
theonlyangelx: that one was pretty good
m4sherman677: good job!
soupgiraffe: noice
cgwonder: that was great!
ladylinzington: nice one lads
Ba_Dum_Tish: And Adam was the villain all along
itira: woohoo!
Spooksbot_: yay!
monkeyrama: What's next on the docket?
sevvin09: RAD.
skywolfwarriorwd: I need to go sorry
Spooksbot_: breakneck pace
Kramburger: 👏👏👏
Mister_BlueSky: Now the Left 4 Dead-ish multiplayer. seabatTROG
ButButTheJesus: RE III-2: Part 1
theonlyangelx: no dead spots in a zombie game
jetpixi: How many streams was that?
theonlyangelx: rare as hell
novrdd: tightly packed story
skywolfwarriorwd: goodbye
BusTed: SeemsGood
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:58:01.
soupgiraffe: fatal frameeeee
Stripe_dog: Now play RE3 the original
TheMadPunter: How long did it take you guys to finish this game?
BrindleBoar: gotta do something to wait for RE4 remake Kappa
Tiber727: They did cut a scene or two, like the park.
theleerm: Nemesis jumps out of credits
Saintnex: I enjoyed watching this, really good!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Silent Hill Heather edition
theonlyangelx: ooft, fatal frame would scare me so much, but would be good
Digigoner: were you guys going to try World of Horror?
VoodontWoW: RE III.2 Rebirth By Undeath
gabriellfb: RE 4 now?
Stripe_dog: The original is super not the same game
monkeyrama: Neat!
Mr_Pecks_Ecology_Class: You should do world of horror as well
KCazduke: <.< Is there a new character playthrough unlocked now for RE3?
Lordofironstorm: Have you already played RE4?
gabriellfb: Yes
ButButTheJesus: FYI there is an extra part of SH2, a short Maria story
Austere_Squire: very short one
HorusFive: Eventually RE4. The actually fun one
Primidoxal: No multiplayer?
Electrodyne: Why don't you play... rock paper scissors?
sevvin09: You guys should play a Castlevania game!
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Lithobraker: Lynks_9 that's even stranger, even the longest range ICBMs have a flight time of less than 40 minutes.
eric_christian_berg: Talking Sim did World of Horror, didn't it?
Tiber727: @KCazduke You can earn points that you can use to buy bonuses for future runs, and harder difficulties.
monkeyrama: They did
Mister_BlueSky: Maybe on CTS they could play the multiplayer, if enough people own it.
Spooksbot_: did you guys ever play Siren Blood Curse? that's a good one
theonlyangelx: wait who, where'the hotty?
monkeyrama: wowie
jetpixi: what are you all looking at?
Kramburger: Someone get they boys a drink because THEY THIRSTY
Boi_Ginny: cheer100 Nemesis is finally dead???
Spiritreaver: nikaBlush
BusTed: slytqThirst
Saintnex: @spooksbot_ I think they actually have, but need to check the YouTube channel to be sure
eric_christian_berg: Did Ben just quote The Critic? :)
theonlyangelx: oh dang!
Lithobraker: The helicopter is more likely to have crashed because Carlos was blinded by the flash than the EMP hurting the electronics.
Spooksbot_: oh neat, i'll have to go and look for that
theonlyangelx: :eyes:
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monkeyrama: Adam was distracted
monkeyrama: by that chest
Austere_Squire: A wonderful stream, spoop bois
itira: that mouse on bens face is good
TheAlmightyJonassons: I've missed you guys, looking great!
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DigitalSeahorse: Ben had a pointer on his face
theonlyangelx: got that thiccness
Kramburger: @Spiritreaver DAMN
jetpixi: what chest?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW_EB lrrSPOOP_EB seabatSEAL_EB wheelerMuldr_EB cournLoves_EB
Austere_Squire: a very short after credit
Arigato_Corleone: your grade
Mister_BlueSky: You can safely skip it.
jetpixi: i am confused
Electrodyne: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Stripe_dog: Yeah this
seth_erickson: jetpixi click on spiritreaver's name
sevvin09: 666 viewers!!
seth_erickson: that's what they're talking about
Austere_Squire: and that's it
Stripe_dog: Yeah that
Wicker_Knight: meester kennnedy?
Austere_Squire: that's the scene
Ba_Dum_Tish: And thats it
Kramburger: K
Stripe_dog: C
NimrodXIV: okaaaaay
gualdhar: benginButt benginHeart
e_bloc: C
Amentur: K
Primidoxal: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
monkeyrama: C is passing!
Baldrash: Good Enough!
theonlyangelx: eugh
e_bloc: F
Mister_BlueSky: C for Content.
DigitalSeahorse: :O 666 stempleNice
itira: an den?!
PhorrestGaze: I C your point
DiscordianTokkan: C's a Pass!
ButButTheJesus: good enough!
eragon7573: 19 deaths?
iris_of_ether: "D is for Done"
monkeyrama: Good enough SeemsGood
plummeting_sloth: C for Cool
DigitalSeahorse: oop
Scrubbodiestobears: C for Coshie
Kaaosa: C? More like C'z nuts
ImmortalLen: C- at beast
gamercat88: C-BATS
Karmegeddon: C for Casual
Arigato_Corleone: how bout that cutscene though
Kramburger: ?????
cgwonder: are there other outfits?
theonlyangelx: ???
DigitalSeahorse: the ppl afraid of 666 number all left :P
Noxenluxe: There's harder difficulties, not much in the way of additional story content.
monkeyrama: OG gear PogChamp
Spooksbot_: B and A ranks require speedy playthroughs, and then S rank is sub 2 hours 30
Kramburger: More like C-bats
Mister_BlueSky: There's also Resistance, the Left 4 Dead-ish multiplayer.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Hot poggies
BrindleBoar: lewd
e_bloc: hot dogger run
monkeyrama: Hot doggers my poggers
theonlyangelx: Doggies
jetpixi: Pogger my hot dogger
Spooksbot_: S rank on the hardest difficulty is 1 and a half hours, less than 5 saves total i think?
Veste: doggers in the chat
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
plummeting_sloth: finally a useful knife!
TamesLovesGames: 1000 degree knife vs zombies
theonlyangelx: knifeplay?
Austere_Squire: Hot dog that Nemesis
theonlyangelx: wait what theonl45PIGCHAMP
Kramburger: Hot Doggers, my Poggers!
monkeyrama: Infinite rockets PogChamp
Rhynerd: The Samurai Edge is the standard pistol of the STARS
KCazduke: No miniskirt JIll? <.<
Stripe_dog: The assault coins are the best coins hands down
HorusFive: Loved the infinite tommy-gun in RE4
TheMadPunter: Hot Dogger yo!
Stripe_dog: Saves ammo
ButButTheJesus: das flammenbladen?
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
darkspiredragon: thx for stream
Spooksbot_: miniskirt Jill was preorder bonus
Austere_Squire: Thank you for the stream, gentlemen!
JoTyler: hooray!
iLetTheDogesOut: thanks for the stream bois!
windmires: thanks for the stream! <3
theonlyangelx: gotta keep it moving
novrdd: thank you for the stream
eragon7573: Which of you is actually in the room?
DigitalSeahorse: get the rad katana benginTraitor voxlunRad stempleThatsRad sergeModLove steveinSharon RPGEpicSword slytqKnife
Electrodyne: Good night, and Winky Smackdoma, fellas
Saintnex: This is really cool, but I don’t know if I would replay this game lol
itira: Thanks Adam and Ben! That was fun! Have a wonderful night everyone!!
HorusFive: Adam has his own stream for hard-mode. This is like a vacation for him
philippekav: Woden's Dau
monkeyrama: He... what?
Rhynerd: He did
HorusFive: Tifa punches EVERYTHING
TheMadPunter: @ButButTheJesus Jawohl!
niccus: oh, yeah, tifa had god hands
Lightningbro: I believe so. Yup, Tifa is a murder god.
Scrubbodiestobears: holy shit he did she punches harder than Ultima
Electrodyne: 7k punch Tifa
DiscordianTokkan: Crossing the Streams Jackbox week, baybeeeee
HorusFive: So broken
Rhynerd: Tifa is a one-punch gal.
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monkeyrama: Fun!
tergonis: tifa is top tier murder puncher
monkeyrama: New setup, even more fun!
Saintnex: Tifa: the original one punch gal
Primidoxal: Mega ponch powa
BrindleBoar: cool technology!
Kramburger: But Ben's face is a money maker!
monkeyrama: More Grim Dawn seabatPjorg
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chok pont
HorusFive: Graham has the answer- except when Tifa gets Confused- which is hilarious
Scrubbodiestobears: you guys got me into grim dawn, it's so good
Kaaosa: Yo Grim Dong, love that game
Stripe_dog: And he's HUGE
ButButTheJesus: LRL time!
enki1256: Maaaaassssiiiiiive Ben.
theonlyangelx: kotor 2!
DigitalSeahorse: oh good my delivery should come with good timing
Night_xD: okay gaming
monkeyrama: It's aight so far
HorusFive: Ben- Big Beard Boi
Austere_Squire: wait, I thought Adam was an Okay Gamer?
Kramburger: Adam's playing anime dubs
Mister_BlueSky: I'm going to watch that Nier stream now actually.
Austere_Squire: Ooooooooh, Automata is very good
Electrodyne: Confused Tifa run away was amazing
Ba_Dum_Tish: Neir gets weird which I begin to feel is Adams Brand
monkeyrama: MegaBen
IdleRed: such a good game
DiscordianTokkan: Big Ben!
Austere_Squire: what's Adam's Twitch?
itira: HI BEN!
Mister_BlueSky: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
ButButTheJesus: EW
BrindleBoar: Incoming message from the Big Giant Ben
eric_christian_berg: The Face of Ben.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Kikazi: lrrFRUMP
theonlyangelx: this is a FETISH
Issurru: ZORDON PogChamp
jetpixi: oh my
YawnLance: Welp
Kramburger: twitch.tv/seabats
theonlyangelx: hehehehe
tergonis: why does it always turn to vore?
novrdd: see yaa
DigitalSeahorse: this IS a fetish
Baldrash: So where's Adam on the lickability scale? lrrBEEJ
monkeyrama: Have a good night!
HorusFive: Be good. Wash your neighbors.
seth_erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/voxlunch | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
Questhere: kthxbai!
gamercat88: <3 thanks for da stream
Spiritreaver: bye yall!
novrdd: take care everyone
Austere_Squire: thanks @Kramburger
enki1256: Whyyeeeee.
KeytarCat: Thanks for the stream!
tergonis: bye nerds, have fun
ButButTheJesus: BAI
theonlyangelx: bye!
kilotango30: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrBEN lrrBEN
Phailhammer: cya :)
itira: Byeeeeeee
Nigouki: byeeeeee
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bai
Kramburger: @Austere_Squire NP
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART seabatBRAIN
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for stream
theonlyangelx: @Spiritreaver that pfp is pretty hot tho ngl
sevvin09: This was worth seeing live.
DigitalSeahorse: nighty night, chat
Boi_Ginny: Kthnxbai!
DiscordianTokkan: G'night all!
DigitalSeahorse: 555
queenfounder: !uptime
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