Astra7525: !next
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Astra7525: yessssss
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sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
Omthebox: Party!? Not on my watch
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dumbo3k: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (It's a bonus Alex stream! He's checking out the sequel to the 2012 release, Receiver. Game: Receiver 2) at Wed 01:30 PM PDT (57s from now).
eric_christian_berg: Keep your arms and legs inside the stream.
Omthebox: I shot myself in my eyes with the stream, what should I do
LoadingReadyRun: Report directly to your nearest cemetery
Tikosh_: !advice
LRRbot: Never pull your ghost out in a fight.
Omthebox: Gotcha
sir_jack_DB: xD
sir_jack_DB: remember kids
LoadingReadyRun: 30 sec left on this ad break im 10 and what is this
sir_jack_DB: always treat the stream as if it were loaded
Omthebox: To the B o N e Z o N e
Despoiler98: Moar of Alex blowing his foot off
sir_jack_DB: the mic is *always* hot
TXC2: ^ that's actul good advice
TXC2: here we GO!
Despoiler98: no sound
Astra7525: ^ same for any camera
Dix: bbbbbbbbonus
MAPBoardgames: intro audio out?
NiallF: even if you have just switched off the mic, it is still hot. Practise your doublethink mindtech
Tikosh_: no audio
DiscordianTokkan: No Alex sound either
Omthebox: Muted, yep.
jumpingupanddown: n sound
Mangledpixel: no audio!
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun no sound
Omthebox: Didn't check the stream for blanks, I guess.
MAPBoardgames: Still no sounds
IgnisDeus: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: We seem to have a soundpipe jam
Tikosh_: yes
MAPBoardgames: Aye!
Omthebox: Much
Bladinus: better
Despoiler98: Yup
NimrodXIV: yay!
Dix: sound!
TXC2: there we go!
Luminaerie: There we go
Amentur: That is better
DiscordianTokkan: Yay, sound1
eric_christian_berg: Sound!
dmjessus: yup
Mangledpixel: there we go
Astra7525: Heather is going to voluntarily discharge on us... again..
AziraphalesShop: Sound fixed
sir_jack_DB: hello noises
IgnisDeus: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Nigouki: hello!
offbeatwitch: ah, the "Make Audio Work" button!
Omthebox: Very carefully?
niccus: by some sort of kick-box-er?
CastleOtranto: Hello Alex. Hello chat.
ShaneLeeAtk: Hello, Alex! Loud and clear!
TXC2: hello CastleOtranto welcome
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Better in the sense that we can hear you now. There is no change in picture quality (which is fine, but not better).
Despoiler98: Actually Trying? Are we allowed to do that in quarantine?
TXC2: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
NiallF: remember to use the insight code to skip right to the end
Omthebox: Yep. I subbed just before the stream went live. Didn't even know there was going to be one
TXC2: still rocking the glock 18
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MAPBoardgames: Never say I never didn't not do nuthin for you. Seriously, it's bad grammar.
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7gorobei: they arent clear irl
Despoiler98: wow those indicators suck my Sig .40 has way better magazines
TXC2: Glock is German no?
Master_Gunner: Austrian, I think?
umezawas_yeet: austrian
7gorobei: austrian
MAPBoardgames: Do we reset the ND count or continue from last time?
Astra7525: Glock is Austrian
sir_jack_DB: alas poor Timo
TXC2: huh, ok then
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vingris_: A-Train! How's it going, Alex?
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sacrenos: @MAPBoardgames let's reset and give alex a clean slate :)
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AziraphalesShop: Bonus Alex is good Alex.
sir_jack_DB: "Locked, cocked, and ready to rock, Graham." @vingris_
TXC2: "damn Austria, why does your mom let you have 2 gun companies?" Kappa
Astra7525: Can you pop multiple balloons with one bullet?
NiallF: The ladders in this game are actually pretty decent, you can just crouch to go down
fiftymcnasty: Do the people in that building mind you shooting at it?
TXC2: this is just MAWP: The Game Kappa
sacrenos: is there bullet drop in this game?
NiallF: There's no-one in those buildings, don't worry about it
TXC2: sacrenos probably
Kerrisis: I nearly bought this after the last time Alex streamed it. Then I realised I'm a moron and woulf probably empty an entire mag into my leg every time I pulled the gun.
SpikySpahgetti: Jund em out
TheExactSame: actually. 'Negligent Discharge" itself seems like a good name for it
Rhynerd: @fiftymcnasty do corpses mind being shot at?
MAPBoardgames: Game audio a bit loud compared to Alex's voice.
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AziraphalesShop: Ve shot him in ze legs, because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot
Luminaerie: Hey Stream lumina27Wink
NiallF: The camera is the big box on the front, I don't know what the antenna thing is for
sacrenos: remember: realistic falling damage
offbeatwitch: i think the crop is slightly off, btw, can see the titlebar but not the bottom of the game
TXC2: hello Luminaerie welcome
DrWreckage: So how should I view this game? As a puzzle game?
NiallF: survival horror?
KeirenH: Tactical shooter?
Mister_BlueSky: Gun Simulator 2020.
Phosphatide: impressive that you could hack into a device shining a bright light directly into your eyes
Kerrisis: Literal pistol simulator. Roguelike.
Mangledpixel: roguelike shooter with an emphasis on realistic gunplay
kusinohki: is it possible to sneak up on the turrets and hack/disable them instead of shooting them?
SpikySpahgetti: Use gun to point and click
DrWreckage: What are the rogue-like elements?
Mangledpixel: mag on that carboard box back there
cmdrud87: it's like the training mssion in any other game... for better or worse
NiallF: Sneaking is possible, but some turrets rotate 360
ArcOfTheConclave: trigger discipline, The Game
NiallF: Roguelike-ness is the fact that you de-rank when you die, and come back with a random gun in a random building
Taylorton147: heyo
kusinohki: guessing they rotate faster than able to disable?
TXC2: hello Taylorton147 welcome
sacrenos: in the toilet?
Astra7525: Sir! Please refrain from "Shooting the shit"
TXC2: the toilets is for shits not shots! Kappa
eric_christian_berg: No toilet destructibility?!?
sir_jack_DB: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
NiallF: @kusinohki it's still possible, just really risky
Phosphatide: crapshits
ArcOfTheConclave: Are threat tapes on?
sacrenos: can you turn up the tape volume without turning up the gun sounds?
kusinohki: I cannot hear the tape at all...
SpikySpahgetti: This level looks like Elysium from mirrors edge cat
Trashweazel: hi everyone
SpikySpahgetti: The lobby area
DigitalSeahorse: oh you started EARLY
Stalevar_: yes. voice and sfx are different settings.
TXC2: hello Trashweazel welcome
SpikySpahgetti: Clicking intensifies
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:13.
Astra7525: turn the audio back down before you get your ears blown off?
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facta
Kerrisis: ROiund on the floor?
NiallF: oh yeah, incoming MWAP
Mangledpixel: yeh that audio is going to be way too loud for shots
DigitalSeahorse: :O
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facts
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sir_jack_DB: oopsie
Omthebox: Those bullets hurt
TXC2: we still have that command?
DigitalSeahorse: firing sounds are a bit loud
MAPBoardgames: Turns out, the couch isn't cover that can stop a bullet.
Rhonlore: rip
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SpikySpahgetti: !advice
LRRbot: Assemble the ham stand.
TXC2: when did we get a 1911 ?
NiallF: just now
Rhynerd: Last stream
Critterbot: Oh neat, an M1911. And it looks like it's an A1.
dudecon: Busted back down to 2/5 eh?
Taylorton147: there goes my ears
SpikySpahgetti: Trust in ur feelings Alex
TXC2: super too loud
DigitalSeahorse: it is
sacrenos: that is... loud
Kerrisis: Sounds fine.
RaklarLS: that's really low
RaklarLS: loud*
TreeVor84: yeah that's too loud
DigitalSeahorse: SUPER LOUD
MAPBoardgames: Gunfire loud. Tape voices are ok.
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:55.
Baldrash: It's loud, but I kinda expect it to be.
RegulusPratus: Bullets are too loud, relative to the tapes
DigitalSeahorse: SUPER HOT
DigitalSeahorse: :P
SpikySpahgetti: Sounds like FREEDOM
Mangledpixel: and boost the voices up?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
leebenningfield: yeah, crank the voice volume
aClonedPickle: crank dat soulja tape
Schatten88: hi everyone
RegulusPratus: Yeah, voices up
Scarfington24: what is this game?
SpikySpahgetti: yeah I agree voice up sound fx down
TXC2: hello Schatten88 welcome
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Receiver 2
Omthebox: I have about 150 books on audible...
DigitalSeahorse: Alex, have you listened to the ...Magnus Archives I think it's called?
Taylorton147: thats worse
aClonedPickle: gun is now louder than before
DigitalSeahorse: it's louder now lol
Mangledpixel: that's super loud now
Kerrisis: SFX need to be lower, I think.
Taylorton147: my neighbours might actually think i have a gun
Omthebox: Turn it up a bit.
TStodden: Gun shots are still awefully loud.
KeirenH: It sounds like you turned up the overall game volume
Akchipman: put a silencer on it!
Taylorton147: better
Mangledpixel: better
sacrenos: that is good :)
aClonedPickle: that's fine
TXC2: that's fine
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
TreeVor84: better
SpikySpahgetti: Probably fine
62MGcobra: @LoadingReadyRun just turn the voice volume all the way up
TStodden: lrrFINE
SpikySpahgetti: Fine
KeirenH: lrrFINE
SpikySpahgetti: lrrFINE
Mangledpixel: still a bit loud but, hey, it's gunfire, it's supposed to be loud
aClonedPickle: no no alex not that voice volume, the voice volume in the menu
SpikySpahgetti: It has punch but it does not startle me
62MGcobra: welp wrong voice
SpikySpahgetti: Oh jeez now Alex is loud
Omthebox: Not your voice MY voice
TXC2: "go left 30 secs ago!" Kappa
aClonedPickle: the video game's voice, not anything on the soundboard
DigitalSeahorse: Alex should be louder than the game voice anyways
Gekyouryuu: "ha ha! final episode stunt casting!"
MAPBoardgames: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
aClonedPickle: anyway. it's fine. everything's fine.
TheOneCalledStu: wow that was loud
Mangledpixel: yarly
SpikySpahgetti: Whether or weather?
TXC2: or walther
DigitalSeahorse: keep Alex on max voice to be louder than the guns
Akchipman: *points at spot on .y screen* THERE!
Rhynerd: The most devious creation of the threat:
Rhynerd: Laddees
SpikySpahgetti: @txc2 there is third one
SpikySpahgetti: Mind blown
Rhynerd: *ladders
Mangledpixel: now we probably won't be able to hear the tapes
TXC2: SpikySpahgetti it's a Gun company
Nigouki: Voice Volume right under SFX Volume, that's probably the tapes that are so hard to hear
aWabbajack: zekeYES
DigitalSeahorse: better
Scrubbodiestobears: seems fine to me
Kerrisis: Ingame voice (tape) volume is now goingto be low.
SpikySpahgetti: But it’s Walter
DigitalSeahorse: it's good now
TheOneCalledStu: the minutia of having to put each bullet into the mag, this goes DEEP
aWabbajack: awabbaNANI xxxJA
SpikySpahgetti: Phonetically said @txc2
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
Rhonlore: "OH!"
Omthebox: Didn't need those legs anyway
MAPBoardgames: Clipozines: 2
TXC2: SpikySpahgetti yes I was going for the play on words
aWabbajack: so we need to eat tapes?
Rhynerd: Spot check failed
SpikySpahgetti: Well don’t mind me imma just not get it
TXC2: so our Gun gets worse as we die?
aWabbajack: to become a tape worm
SpikySpahgetti: Use gun good?
Nigouki: the Togusa approach of not trusting the semi-autos?
Kerrisis: Yep, stil lcan't hear the tapes.
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun I propose a service where you sign up to get a metal container full of bullets in the mail. we'll call it a Magazine Subscription. or the Mag of the Month Club
NiallF: gun just gets re-rolled when we die
Rhynerd: @txc2 any gun you unlock has a chance of being the gun you spawn wity.
Critterbot: They're much more simple, and simple can be nice when it comes to guns.
TXC2: Rhynerd i see
aClonedPickle: we got there
Taylorton147: subtitles? as a compromise
62MGcobra: got there
Mister_BlueSky: They're working on subtitles, supposedly.
Kerrisis: @Taylorton147 No ingame subtitles.
SpikySpahgetti: Nobody came here to read
Gekyouryuu: @Taylorton147 iirc, game doesn't have them yet
Rhynerd: Which is funny because the end of a stream I was watching yesterday involved somebody just going lrrHAM with a Desert Eagle after getting demoted to the lowest rank.
SpikySpahgetti: Lol chat box is a thing
prof_membrane: What... IS this?! I hope this isn't Alex's blood!
sir_jack_DB: threataphor
SkylerRingtail: Woof. That hits close to home right now
Rhonlore: Nice shot
Akchipman: he is saying don't die with bullets in the gun!
TXC2: Reach out and touch base
dudecon: Too soon Alex
DigitalSeahorse: that's me but in my case I feel like I've already asked for help far too much
SpikySpahgetti: Reach for the sky!
Stalevar_: stop dropping bullet on the floor every time you reload.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Brand sponsorship Alex
TXC2: this stream is not sponsored by Coca Cola Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: dammit Coka Cola big corps
SpikySpahgetti: Product placement sponsored by coke
Kerrisis: And that's why you empty the gun...
Kerrisis: Hardh.
Kerrisis: *Harsh
dudecon: Just look up, no need to use the ejector. the bullets fall out on their own.
Rhynerd: Recovery tape unlocked.
SpikySpahgetti: I prefer 99 cent pop
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sponsored by Big Alex
dudecon: for extra fun, try reloading this way!
SpikySpahgetti: Store brand grape soda
Rhynerd: If you want to hear how the person in that tape did not kill themself, you can visit your menu inventory and listen to the recovery tape.
Rhynerd: Also, nice double-tape get!
SpikySpahgetti: Casually does squats while he waits to murder
DigitalSeahorse: especially if fighting against the feels initially so it doesn't pass on though, it builds up instead
TXC2: cases expanded after being fired
TheMoatman: To look cool
Nigouki: so the lesson is lube your bullet?
DiscordianTokkan: Please don't grease your casings, also
MAPBoardgames: What was that about falling out?
TXC2: also for the love of the Gods do not try to close the cylinder by whipping the revolver
dudecon: Thanks for clarifying
Astra7525: ffs Alex
SpikySpahgetti: Not every game lubes up their guns
Zyme86: Needs a more ZZZZZZZzzz with the soin
DigitalSeahorse: so if your gun misfires have it thoroughly checked by a pro to be safe and empty before firing again
BrindleBoar: but it works in the movies and the vidjagames
DigitalSeahorse: grabbin fake doors here
MAPBoardgames: This emergency exit is just PAINTED on!
SpikySpahgetti: I would love to have a gun in a game have a chance to misfire and jam
Yoyogre: Gotta report the Threat to OSHA
Rhynerd: There’s actually chance that can happen
NiallF: Then play with an automatic in this one, spahgetti
chaostreader: @spikyspahgetti You came to the right place.
kusinohki: @SpikySpahgetti I remember an old WW1 fighter plane sim where the guns would occasionally jam
Mangledpixel: the chances of those happening are much higher in the game than in real life
Stalevar_: but revolvers are immune to misfires for some reason
Gekyouryuu: This door is actually just painted onto the wall. THIs dor is actually a jar. Kappa
SpikySpahgetti: Excellent.
Mangledpixel: because, you know, videogames
Rhynerd: Check, somebody on the reddit of this game has a recording of them trying to fire the glock in full auto, only to have every round in the game stovepipe
DigitalSeahorse: so it can hurt you and it looks like a metal flower on the gun tip when you're done?
gualdhar: now are the chances to stove pipe, double feed, etc based on something the player does wrong, or because the gun sucks?
dudecon: lol
aClonedPickle: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: Full mag, btw.
DigitalSeahorse: hacking turrets!
NiallF: I guess the threat is a fan of revolvers, so it breaks the semi automatics
TXC2: gualdhar por que no los dos?
Mangledpixel: the little wobble that the turrets do while you are hacking make it so much more stressful
Rhonlore: This game is fascinating.
Rhynerd: the threat sabotages revolvers too, typically by welding a dud round into a chamber.
DigitalSeahorse: seems deece so we can potentially use turret later
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SpikySpahgetti: How realistic/sucky can the guns get
kusinohki: how do you tell if a bullet has been fired in a revolver or not?
Stalevar_: in the lore "the threat" increase misfire chances by x1000 to mess with you
dudecon: you are so much more reckless with your ammo than I am.
gualdhar: oh does anyone know how to make Jackbox work over a zoom meeting? My coworkers want to play and they don't have discord
62MGcobra: thats one way to tell
MAPBoardgames: I love how the turrets have different hit boxes. Like the drive box is under it and the ammo case is on the back.
NiallF: give it the old IDKFA
SpikySpahgetti: Can u pick up a gun and the safety is on so u have to turn it off
Despoiler98: I feel theres something in the way
Akchipman: Share your screen in the zoom call
Rhynerd: Yes
dudecon: last round
Rhonlore: Ayyyy
Xafty: room border = bullet barrier?
Nigouki: perfect ammo ammmount Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: dear nieghbor, kindly stop purposefully causing noise above me whenever you hear me even typing ssandMOD stempleMad shigiNo benginWat
Rhynerd: You can also turn a gun’s safety back on to avoid a ND while holstering the pistol
sir_jack_DB: the audio cues remind me of finding nodes in Destiny 2
dudecon: wait go back tape!
rickoshaycomics: There was a tape nearby
Izandai: Did you get the bullets from the second turret?
Izandai: There was also a tape under the second turret.
offbeatwitch: tape's under the turret
dudecon: it was right under the turret, along with more ammo
SpikySpahgetti: @rhynerd I just want the logical conclusion to realism.
DigitalSeahorse: huh
Rhynerd: Btw, not holstering a pistol slowly will result in an ND.
Izandai: There was a tape under the second turret.
SpikySpahgetti: 8.8 out of ten I don’t die in 1 hit.
62MGcobra: what was the ND count last time?
NiallF: flying drones are great. Did you know they can keep flying for a while, even with only one rotor?
DigitalSeahorse: important to know if you are playing roulette and you didn't spin it before firing first shot
Rhynerd: @62mgcobra 20?
Izandai: hek
Rhonlore: Droppin dem ranks.
DigitalSeahorse: more importantly don't play Russian Roulette
Rhynerd: Good news is, flying drones aren’t as deadly as they were in the first
62MGcobra: @Rhynerd thats about what i thought
SpikySpahgetti: 9 out of 10 you die in 2 hits
PixelArtDragon: "I'm okay! I'm not okay." --Famous last words.
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Taylorton147: are their eyes not weak points?
SpikySpahgetti: More like I am ok *death gargle*
SpikySpahgetti: @pixelartdragon
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN missjo1Cat_BN ssandDERP_BN wheelerMuldcb_BN
Yoyogre: Yeah, hitting the camera makes them harmless
NiallF: I don't know if I've ever actually hit a flier's camera. Usually I hit one of the rotors and they crash eventually, or the taser so they just bump instead of killing
Izandai: The turrets have several weak points, which I love.
dudecon: hold "G" when you rack a round out to catch it
Rhynerd: Is it possible to turn a bunch of flying turrets into body armor by shooting their stun guns?
GreenOne16: one of the less obvious and less useful weak points - the legs. You can bend or rip them off. But sometimes it's the best option
Izandai: rekt
Critterbot: Looks like you only stopped it from rotating.
SpikySpahgetti: I am unsure what the obj is
Rhonlore: That was so close
aClonedPickle: get tapes
GreenOne16: he could've shot you still, with 1 last chambered bullet
MAPBoardgames: Is 'stopping powah' as much of a thing as the memes indicate?
62MGcobra: you can still have 10 round mags in cali
NiallF: I don't think it was close, it couldn't look down
DigitalSeahorse: "AAAA wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT " .... "Are you still there?"
ClodiumSoride: @SpikySpahgetti find five tapes like that in each level. And don't get killed.
GreenOne16: after it fell it could, I think
DigitalSeahorse: "Goodbye!" - Turret
Omthebox: I mean. That is ture...
SpikySpahgetti: So slender man with guns and instead of a thing u have turrets
Izandai: heck
Rhonlore: Ouch
62MGcobra: ND 1
Omthebox: How did you manage that one
TheWanderingNomad: Wait what just happened?
Taylorton147: someone shot their dick
DigitalSeahorse: if only the mind sustained the body so far as food
MAPBoardgames: ND count 1
Gekyouryuu: time to consult doctor?
Izandai: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:36.
SpikySpahgetti: Rip
DigitalSeahorse: you don't have feets?
RegulusPratus: Consult your doctor if levitation is right for you?
Kerrisis: @TheWanderingNomad He drew the pistol too quickly and shot himself in the leg.
Izandai: ell, half an hour to first ND is a lot better than last stream.
DigitalSeahorse: better do some feats
Izandai: *Well
Scrubbodiestobears: it's okay you didn't need that femoral artery
Yoyogre: There's a reason most guns have a safety. USE IT!
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62MGcobra: is it 1? or is it 21?
MAPBoardgames: 40 minutes in before first ND
D33vious: no limp?
eric_christian_berg: Blood loss
DigitalSeahorse: YEY
Rhonlore: Wait are you a range target?
TXC2: Rhonlore sure are
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb_BN lrrALEX_BN
sir_jack_DB: oh no
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Rhonlore: Thats great.
SpikySpahgetti: This game just seems like it wants u too clench up
sir_jack_DB: xD
Izandai: heh
Invitare: it depends on what colour the tink is
Rhynerd: Stovepipe confirmed
Despoiler98: BLAM
Izandai: heck
62MGcobra: ND count
Kerrisis: Oopsie
DigitalSeahorse: woops
62MGcobra: ND count 2
MAPBoardgames: ND:2
Critterbot: SHould probably use the safety.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Rhonlore: Gotta put those guns away carefully.
GreenOne16: hahaha, learn to use safety or slow holstering
Yoyogre: Appropriate tape LUL
NiallF: Mr. safety is getting lonely
SpikySpahgetti: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the illusion of choice
StalinRuSH: no finger on the trigger
MAPBoardgames: Death by ND count: 1
Dr_fragenstien: weh1
62MGcobra: in less than 5 minutes
Astra7525: at least you didn't get demoted there
GreenOne16: oh, it looks like you have to hold even after the animation ended
SpikySpahgetti: !help
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Despoiler98: I dont understand the barrel was pointed away how did you kill yourself
DigitalSeahorse: Trigger Discipline!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
Akchipman: !advice
LRRbot: Don't ever skip the cake.
floki4242: did you shoot yourself
SpikySpahgetti: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
DigitalSeahorse: yup
MAPBoardgames: Proof: He hasn't shot his own leg off.
Dr_fragenstien: IRL you don't controll yourself with a complicated seris of buttin presses
DigitalSeahorse: better than that photo of you at age 19 too :D
RegulusPratus: Pro Tip: Keep the bullets outside of you.
Astra7525: I like these apartements
aClonedPickle: does The Threat point every ND at you or something
DaSunao: Are you saying you haven't accidentally shot yourself to death multiple times IRL? Hardly believable.
GreenOne16: well, game explains these accidents and frequent malfunctions by Threat's activity screwing the odds against oyu
62MGcobra: what do you mean muscle memory doesn't carry over?
Stalevar_: holding down doesn't matter. you either use safety or you die. you never use safety.
ClodiumSoride: That reflection is unsettling.
dudecon: You mean you don't accidentally drop the mag when you mean to pick up a cassette in real life?
Yoyogre: The glock in this game made me so paranoid, I started to use both the safety AND the slow holster. It saved my legs a few times already.
GreenOne16: @ClodiumSoride yeah, and certain other tapes and things said there
Izandai: noice
MAPBoardgames: It can't turn, so ok?
Squiidd_pope: Nice shot
Critterbot: There was still the blue light so it's still active.
offbeatwitch: take a LOOK at that DOG
62MGcobra: ND count 3
dudecon: hold G when you rack the slide to catch the ejected round
Yoyogre: Another one!
floki4242: you really need to stop doing that
Omthebox: Those are real hands though.
dudecon: There is a safety, (V) you just never use it
Squiidd_pope: How are you accidentally discharging?
Izandai: Maybe in addition to taking out the mag you should eject the round in the chamber before holstering, just to be safe?
DigitalSeahorse: big mood
dudecon: Hold G when you rack to catch the round instead of dropping it on the ground
DigitalSeahorse: NOPE
Dr_Shandor: Why is the hammer always cocked?
Izandai: "Threat Recovery - Alex" uh game
Yoyogre: @Izandai That's not the Glock. There IS a safety on this gun.
person322: I was robbed by twooo men
Rhynerd: Can we listen to this person’s recovery tape?
Izandai: @Yoyogre Huh.
DigitalSeahorse: yes let's start by not aiming at self ever
SpikySpahgetti: I have a bad case of diahrea
GreenOne16: there is a bug that lets you play in background tapes from collection while you play the game
UponMyOath: I presume folks did the content warnings for this game again?
Rhynerd: They did
SpikySpahgetti: !help
GreenOne16: gotta wait for rear and front part of crosshair to align
person322: FTF
UponMyOath: That's good, it's got some stuff goin on
DigitalSeahorse: benginRip wheelerClown wheelerH wheelerH
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Rhynerd: Motor hit.
Izandai: heh
dudecon: Can you hack it?
DigitalSeahorse: blaming the victim?
Squiidd_pope: Zing
Egoangell: the MIND K I L L
Despoiler98: good bye forever
sir_jack_DB: LOL
GreenOne16: bruteforce > hacking
Rhonlore: Thats one way to disable it
62MGcobra: knocked o-ver
Yoyogre: "Haker" Kappa
NiallF: at least turrets' legs are as brittle as yours
RegulusPratus: Apparently turrets also take falling damage
Egoangell: what level is he on
MAPBoardgames: Why do you hack those things rather than just pushing them over?
NiallF: 1, I think?
Rhynerd: I’m glad turrets take fall damage too.
Egoangell: @MAPBoardgames if you don't hack them you get shot
NiallF: MAP - to get the bullets out
Egoangell: the answer to everything in this game is "if you don't, you get shot"
SpikySpahgetti: Spy sapping my sentry
Rhynerd: @mapboardgames not all of them are on dangerous fall zones
Squiidd_pope: You play the new doom yet Alex?
GreenOne16: yet you can still knock them over for easier followup hack
62MGcobra: can guns shoot down?
GreenOne16: but yes, not all are standing high
dudecon: it's still got one in the chamber
Squiidd_pope: Allways assume all gun
Squiidd_pope: Are allways loaded
eric_christian_berg: We've got one of those at the university.
SpikySpahgetti: @squiidd_pope the safety is never on
Akchipman: I thought rule 1 was always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction.
Napalm2000: hi. what level is alex on?
niccus: floor
DigitalSeahorse: gun is always loaded
GreenOne16: holy cow
GreenOne16: I thought it'd mow you down
DigitalSeahorse: and every gun is always real and lethal even if it looks fake
Critterbot: If the mag isn't empty emptying the chamber before removing the magazine would only load another round.
GreenOne16: knock over time?
Critterbot: Simple mistake to make.
DigitalSeahorse: even if it "is" fake it is still real and loaded
NiallF: Critterbot - that's the point, it is a simple mistake but would you spot it? Better to just assume the worst
Critterbot: Aye.
DigitalSeahorse: also maybe don't plop your beebee gun down at the breakfast table in front of ppl who have no clue how it differs from a real pistol
SpikySpahgetti: Also assume all rimmingtons are dangerous. Because they are known to misfire with no user input
Yoyogre: RIP legs
GreenOne16: you can get out here, but be careful
Izandai: katesScared
Squiidd_pope: mraq911
Gekyouryuu: is there some kind of detector to let you know when you're near a tape, or do you just have to hope you don't miss them?
Rhonlore: You have to hear them
Rhonlore: It seems
dudecon: you okay there? I just saw you try to throw yourself in the garbage
NiallF: There's a chanting noise to tell you tapes are nearby
GreenOne16: yes, there is a sound indication, and you have flashlight that makes stuff glow when you first move light over pickups
Yoyogre: @Gekyouryuu You hear a woman sing. And missing a tape is fine, this realm is infinite.
DigitalSeahorse: would be cool if you could shoot out the lights in the far building windows
GreenOne16: there are various chants, I love the one from R1 the most tho
DigitalSeahorse: you'd need range though
DeathWarrior555: Whats the ND count at?
Izandai: heckaroni
DigitalSeahorse: frickity froo
Rhonlore: 3 @DeathWarrior555
DeathWarrior555: @Rhonlore Thanks
Genderi: F
red_shoes_jeff: F
dudecon: F
offbeatwitch: knocked it over. it was still alive
Yoyogre: F
Izandai: Yeah that's about right.
Squiidd_pope: Feck
GreenOne16: oh, that was predicrtable
Despoiler98: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
SpikySpahgetti: lrrSPOOP_HF lrrSPOOP
Genderi: hub ris
Rhonlore: @GreenOne16 Yup.
DigitalSeahorse: there's always a gun around the corner
ardengnome: I hate turrets on stairs to the point of avoiding them of all costs
SpikySpahgetti: bgirlRrrr
Yoyogre: Always assuming the gun is loaded also applies to turrets Kappa
Omthebox: Going to?
GreenOne16: if turret falls down, it doesn't mean it's neutralized
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is better at this than it looks
Mister_BlueSky: Don't tell me who to make fun of.
ClodiumSoride: Is the gun you get randomized?
dudecon: This game is basically handgun purgatory
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Izandai: owned
MAPBoardgames: We're giving you a revolver, but we can't trust you will all 6 bullets.
GreenOne16: it seems to be only safe to go when it no longer emits light or you destroyed ammo feed and there is no chambered round
person322: does my own butt count?
gualdhar: Seeing yourself in the mirror doesn't count Alex
Squiidd_pope: I love how the objective is to “C O N S U M E” the five tapes in addition to collecting them
DigitalSeahorse: just one time? :D
boblinthegoblin69: yes
red_shoes_jeff: !find butt
SpikySpahgetti: Owned that is a word I have not heard since my youth @izandai
red_shoes_jeff: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
Egoangell: doesn't this game have music?
DigitalSeahorse: pop
Egoangell: where is it?
red_shoes_jeff: AAAH!
Izandai: @SpikySpahgetti lol
Napalm2000: top border is visible
Yoyogre: @Squiidd_pope Yes, the tapes are delicious! They taste like I N S I G H T
SpikySpahgetti: Feelsoldman
Egoangell: I think the tapes make a gregorian chanting or something
GreenOne16: yes, sparking and some - dead 100%
GreenOne16: *smoke
SpikySpahgetti: Inb4 glitch were it looks dead but isn’t
GreenOne16: right, that's motor
Izandai: smo smo smo smo smoke and sparks
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
62MGcobra: anymore NDs in the last 5 minutes? i had to step away
GreenOne16: where is attack helicopter pride?
Squiidd_pope: Wish I could ship everyone some T E X A S brisket in these trying times lrrAWW
DigitalSeahorse: that joek isn't popular here
GreenOne16: there is a room you didn't check, it usually has pickups
Egoangell: control ur fate
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousPride ferociousPride ferociousPride ferociousPride ferociousPride
Egoangell: did they mention the trigger warning ingame
Egoangell: because that's a thing
Genderi: dare I ask what brisket *is*?
DeathWarrior555: Don't worry Alex, I'm not super fond of it either.
Squiidd_pope: It’s BBQ
Aarek: you are allowed to not like brisket, means more for me
SpikySpahgetti: lrrALEX_BN
TheMoatman: Sort of
RegulusPratus: Brisket is a tough cut of beef that slow-cooks nicely
gualdhar: @Genderi it's a cut of beef, usually smoked or barbecued
SpikySpahgetti: Briscut is pulled pork but with beef
TheMoatman: And there's only one brisket per beef
RegulusPratus: I've had too many bad briskets to categorically have an opinion.
Egoangell: what do you mean you don't eat beef hooves
Egoangell: LUL
Squiidd_pope: From Wikipedia, it is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal
CapnRobert: carne asada for example mediocre cut made delicious
SpikySpahgetti: I agree mate
Rhonlore: I really want to play this game?
SpikySpahgetti: Take the cheap stuff and try to make it appealing. If u don’t like it more for me
Egoangell: @Rhonlore it's $15 if you have reciever 1
Izandai: heck
Rhonlore: @Egoangell I do not.
MAPBoardgames: A lot of "traditional delicacies" are "this is what people ate when food was scarce".
Egoangell: this game is NOT easy
Egoangell: @Rhonlore reciever 1 is $1
Napalm2000: neenohPotatoh
Rhonlore: Where? It's 5.50 on stea
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RegulusPratus: Also beef is stupidly pricey in my neighborhood. Gotten real good at cooking stewed pork, though.
Aarek: does this game require you to check if you need to reload by looking at which primers have impressions on that revolver?
NiallF: It's like nethack or xcom. You relax and you forget things, you forget things and you die
Squiidd_pope: The dark souls of gun games
Akchipman: like snails. no fed person goes "I will eat thus slimy thing for fun"
Egoangell: are you ok alex
Napalm2000: Dark souls doesn't just kill you when you're impatient
Egoangell: you sound sick
Mangledpixel: Aarek yep
Izandai: @Akchipman Tell that to the french.
howdoipunch: Sounds fine to me
62MGcobra: @Aarek yes or the gun goes click
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb_BN wheelerY wheelerH
EvilBadman: That Jones place up near y'all is pretty good in Vic, had some when I worked Desert bus
RegulusPratus: Snails are just land mussels. They're fine.
Dr_fragenstien: I doesn't matter where you go, someone will tell you it sucks and you should've gone to the place of their choice
sir_jack_DB: I like barbecue sandwiches, not so much the large pieces of meat
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerH wheelerE lrrALEX_BN
Yoyogre: Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
sir_jack_DB: don't know why
inheizen: So is this like gun-safety, the game?
SpikySpahgetti: lrrALEX_BN
Egoangell: @inheizen there's more than that
Akchipman: @izandai in response to "delicacies are thingz people once ate when starving"
Lordofironstorm: So is this like FPS SImulator?
GreenOne16: gunsafety is merely a part of it
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb_BN lrrALEX_BN ssandDERP_BN
Egoangell: this isn't a simulator bc it's not taking the piss
Izandai: @Akchipman ah
SpikySpahgetti: bgirlPizza
Egoangell: it's unironically a very good game
62MGcobra: can the Voice take control if your on a ladder?
Despoiler98: lrrAWESOME_TK
Despoiler98: !panic
RegulusPratus: The thing I like is the best thing, and disagreement is a failure of moral character.
Astra7525: like a boss
GreenOne16: it's an FPS roguelike gun port with detailed gun manipulation, sweed damage model on enemies and sweet physics
MAPBoardgames: I'm reminded of the 'stress dice' mechanic in the Alien RPG.
person322: yeah glocks have no safety
Egoangell: that's a weird anachronism with reality
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeck_EG
GreenOne16: no safety on glock, only unsafe and even more unsafe
SpikySpahgetti: When u embrace your inner mono red. Ur gonna have a bad time
person322: right
NiallF: 62MGCobra, you can aim the gun on a ladder, so I imagine so
Egoangell: it's a stupid video game thing
gualdhar: the safety is your brain to finger connection
DigitalSeahorse: vileolHeck wheelerMuldcb_BN
SpikySpahgetti: Gotta take it mono blue
Izandai: @Egoangell There were flight simulators and train simulators and trucking simulators long before there were surgeon and goat simulators.
Driosenth: having an empty chamber and no mag is the safety
GreenOne16: tape outside the window, I think
ClodiumSoride: Ooh, this game *is* available for Macs. I may have to pick this up.
Yoyogre: Turret : "Oh? you are approaching me?" LRR : "I can't hack the shit out of you without getting closer."
Stalevar_: nope, no safety. i always unload it before holstering. it will kill you if you don't.
DigitalSeahorse: you're a target cutout!? ahhahahhahah
Egoangell: @Izandai but the former isn't as relevant as the latter rn
dudecon: your ammo capacity is unbounded
Egoangell: why not just drop the whole mag
sir_jack_DB: on this day we have True Gritt
Egoangell: when it's full
sir_jack_DB: thank you Hank Gritt
Egoangell: ???
Squiidd_pope: “True grit” the tv show?
DigitalSeahorse: what happens if you shoot at the mirror?
SpikySpahgetti: That apartment looks alright
Gekyouryuu: @DigitalSeahorse no, we just see ourselves that way. there's a tape about it, and it's kinda dark
Egoangell: @SpikySpahgetti I wouldn't want my apartment attached to a museum and a hospital
Astra7525: less sprinting
sir_jack_DB: it's ok, I got that Scud reference I made :P
Izandai: Caution, Alex, caution.
dudecon: You didn't see the blue on the wall?
Egoangell: you are a paper target, your bones are paper bones and glass skin
SpikySpahgetti: If the rent is cheap
RegulusPratus: What's the key to hold the gun sideways when you aim
NimrodXIV: ever forward, etc
DigitalSeahorse: still curious about if there's some sort of achievement for shooting mirror
SpikySpahgetti: @egoangell rent is probably super cheap considering all the turrets
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Egoangell: @SpikySpahgetti it's to die for LUL
Yoyogre: I know it's counter intuitive, but here, BLUE = BAD
Electrodyne: I just got back from collecting jars of pond water for the kids. Is it... GARBAGE DAY??
Gekyouryuu: Never Forward, Never Learning Safety Off When Holstering
Akchipman: It's a blue stop sign!
Despoiler98: STEALTHY
Raithencore235: How many different guns are in this game?
GreenOne16: @Yoyogre but red i is even worse, so some logic exists
person322: if you jump as you run at a window it tends to break easier
ClodiumSoride: @Electrodyne nope, it's a bonus stream.
niccus: around 12? one per run
PixelArtDragon: @Electrodyne Nope, this is an actually good game
GreenOne16: @LoadingReadyRun you can apply more force by jumping when ramming through windows. Some you can break even without shooting first
Squiidd_pope: Can you extract rounds from a mag?
Izandai: Yes.
rickoshaycomics: Yep
red_shoes_jeff: Looks like
Izandai: You are going to die.
Squiidd_pope: Neat
Electrodyne: Awesome, thank you @clodiumsoride and @pixelartdragon
Despoiler98: then dont
Yoyogre: @GreenOne16 Blue=Stop, Yellow=Run!, Red=You're fucked
Izandai: wow
Despoiler98: there go yer ankles
SpikySpahgetti: If you could have your dream job with ideal everything. But the only con is you work for the umbrella Corp or some other video game company where shits gonna hit the fan would u
MAPBoardgames: THAT would hurt
DigitalSeahorse: how much is this game?
PlusDY: Landing on a railing takes a lot of skill
Genderi: $20 steam
Taylorton147: @SpikySpahgetti depends on the position
rickoshaycomics: As long as I can work remote :T
Kwannon23: lrrSPOOP
SpikySpahgetti: Ingame fictional company
Izandai: I love that the hacking minigame becomes completely trivial when the turret is literally incapable of harming you.
JoeKim: who's being kind
JoeKim: and gifting me subs
Egoangell: @Izandai it's not tho
SpikySpahgetti: Ur not the ceo obviously
JoeKim: like a nice person
Izandai: This game has a shocking number of QOL features like that.
Egoangell: you get bullets if you hack a turret
Despoiler98: yeah HOW DARE
JoeKim: no
JoeKim: i got gifted
SpikySpahgetti: You cannot stop the bad thing @taylorton147
Squiidd_pope: Hey joekim
JoeKim: so i'm yelling
DigitalSeahorse: :O
JoeKim: at the person who was nice
JoeKim: also shut up
JoeKim: JERK
SpikySpahgetti: lol
DigitalSeahorse: did you go to a cassino with joekim?
JoeKim: only 20 bucks
Electrodyne: Chill Alex >>> "Fuckadoodle!!!" Alex
Squiidd_pope: Wait what?
JoeKim: i also only lost once
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Izandai: @JoeKim In fairness, it was an accidental gifting. Don't take it personally.
Taylorton147: @SpikySpahgetti hm maybe just a security jock but like for some unimportant part of umbrella
JoeKim: oh thank god
JoeKim: i would hate to be in debt
Izandai: katesLol
SpikySpahgetti: Your still have a 100% chance ur gonna die though
Squiidd_pope: This sound like a very entertaining story
SpikySpahgetti: Ur not a main character
Despoiler98: YEET
Electrodyne: That being said, F-doodle Alex is still pretty good 😀👍
DigitalSeahorse: :O
PixelArtDragon: What do the red Xs mean?
Aarek: is the clip with xs on it from california?
DigitalSeahorse: yep like that false belief that "everyone hates you/me"
Aarek: err mag
riking27: short mag
howdoipunch: Glonck Eleventeen
Electrodyne: clippazine
sacrenos: pinned?
dudecon: It might also have a weak spring, so it doesn't feed as reliably
PixelArtDragon: Ah right, because putting too many rounds can damage the magazine.
RatekStormcrow: Is this a real thing ? Why do you do that ?
Genderi: they popped a bobby in it so it doesn't bullet as good
gilliam414: ah ye my favourite firing-arm, the Kronk 7-11
Zyme86: The follower is a flat spring that helps push bullets into the chamber
floki4242: it is literally a metal pin going across that so it was a follower can't go low
NiallF: The mag is on a diet and can't eat so many bullets
Astra7525: why pronounce it like that....
PixelArtDragon: They're pinned, but the ref needs to count to 3 before they kick out for them to lose.
SpikySpahgetti: There are no such restrictions on crossbows
Rhynerd: Ah, this tape again.
Lithobraker: Wait is this forgottenweapons.exe?
Astra7525: I think Cobra is specifically the special forces for urban operations
sacrenos: that tape is amazing xD
Aarek: @Lithobraker I think so
Rhynerd: This tape has some funnies
SpikySpahgetti: Quality voice acting
NiallF: more like forgottenweapons.ogg
Rhynerd: I hope we find the other glock history tape this run.
Izandai: katesLol
RatekStormcrow: I.. what ?
SpikySpahgetti: Wtf nra propaganda is this
Invitare: he also liked art 🦋
Izandai: holy shit that got me
Akchipman: money into noise. Fun ddescription of guns.
Squiidd_pope: Yup
GloriousMost: Hitler also liked coffee, fight me
rickoshaycomics: I mean who doesn't
gualdhar: machine pistols: when you want to put holes in everything in the room... except what you're aiming at.
PixelArtDragon: It's true. Machine pistols were developed for SS officers.
Taylorton147: he wouldnt take the stg44
TheMoatman: They had to do a whole shitload of lying to Hitler's face to invent the STG-44
Rhynerd: Did you not get shot there?
SpikySpahgetti: Robocop is actually really gory
DigitalSeahorse: benginFacepalm benginFacepalm benginFacepalm
Despoiler98: Cause the mauser machine pistol in WWI was very popular
Dr_fragenstien: "You know what i need? to bear an unreasonable amount of recoil in one hand"
Astra7525: isn't it also one of the first assault rifles?
Despoiler98: I have a semi auto broomhandle mauser actually
Taylorton147: @Despoiler98 thats the han solo pistol right
Astra7525: like... that category of rifle hadn't existed before
rickoshaycomics: Ist das nicht ein Sturmgewehr
Despoiler98: @Taylorton147 yup
Stalevar_: well, machinepistol in german just means smg
SpikySpahgetti: When ur 9mm gun is basically an AR
MAPBoardgames: Godwin's Gun Laws?
NiallF: a mauser would be fun in this game
TheMoatman: TBF, *everyone* did stupid stuff in WW2
Taylorton147: the elephunt tank was fucking stupid, one muddy field and its a goner
NiallF: well, not fun, but "fun"
Lithobraker: Machine pistols are pretty much only good for bodyguards of horrible men who don't care about civilians getting caught
MAPBoardgames: Those stairs...
Lordofironstorm: The Nazis tried a bunch of dumb military shit
UponMyOath: Well, dumb bullshit is what you get when your boss is hitler
MAPBoardgames: That one long step would kill someone
SpikySpahgetti: Those whacky nazis. Trying things
DigitalSeahorse: I liked learning how inefficient Germans were at making tanks
DigitalSeahorse: esp compared to Russians
Izandai: Sweep the leg!
Lordofironstorm: "Let's make a tank that is too heavy to move without sinking into the ground!"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lithobraker: And at that point it's less a machine pistols than a pdw on the small side
red_shoes_jeff: Apparently, it is.
Gnuttor: You asked for that one
Izandai: Alex you literally just said it was a bad idea.
dudecon: I thought you were going to shoot it through the wall
Astra7525: "This is such a bad idea" *does it anyways* :D
DigitalSeahorse: Alex thinks he's faster than a robot
Mangledpixel: that was, indeed, a bad idea
Izandai: You have no right to be surprised. :P
SpikySpahgetti: Strike hard strike fast no mercy
Hoaxfish: seems a shame you can't just throw a chair in to knock the turret over
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse good at designing tanks, not great at building them
PixelArtDragon: "This is such a bad idea" --Famouse last words
mant1core2: f
rickoshaycomics: I thought Russians made decent tanks that then didn't work because the crews found out the fluids are alcohol-based
Electrodyne: This isn't such a bad id--
DigitalSeahorse: Taylorton147, yep
Rhynerd: You were right, it was a bad idea
Despoiler98: nooooooo
Genderi: It just occurred to me that low accuracy + murphy's law = 0% success rate
sir_jack_DB: ayyy lmao
Izandai: Damn. That's a hell of a demonstration if true.
Electrodyne: *is
Invent1: wouldn't that mean theres a bed full of bullets now
PixelArtDragon: Sounds apocryphal, but funny
dudecon: "also, I need a new pillow"
TheMoatman: I haven't heard that one but the MAC-10 did have an *incredible* suppressor
TheAwkes: Where did they go after passing through the pillow?
Astra7525: sounds too much like an urban legend
Despoiler98: thats the most irresponsible thing I've heard in a long time
SpikySpahgetti: I hope he tipped room service 1 grand
Akchipman: and if the silencer is that good, the one clip probably broke the silencer.
PixelArtDragon: Parkour!
Anaerin: Parkour!
62MGcobra: lrrFINE
Electrodyne: Parkour!
Lithobraker: Well that's one way to test for overpenatration issues
gilliam414: well that was certainly a way down
The_Quiet_Alestain: A new Pillow. A new Mattress, maybe a new Bedframe...
DigitalSeahorse: ".....what noise?" *gulp* benginSpoop
NiallF: I know if I'd have tried that jump I would have gone straight out the window
Despoiler98: how many people in the next room died?
SpikySpahgetti: Dat noise
SpikySpahgetti: What was that
UponMyOath: That bellhop? Actually deaf
Stalevar_: shoots a pillow, and a bad, and floor and some poor dude below him...
red_shoes_jeff: That story REALLY better not be true.
xantos69: cheer50 Hey Alex. How goes the game?
Taylorton147: silencers in real life dont actually make the gun that quiet, since the sound could still travel out the back port
DigitalSeahorse: correct
NiallF: Sir Isaac newton is the deadliest SOB in a gunfight
DigitalSeahorse: I think
Izandai: @NiallF heh nice
RegulusPratus: Did tape guy say railgun? I heard railgun
Invent1: 20 boars?
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
Zyme86: ff USE A SHOOTTIE. Better yet a coach gun
gualdhar: I'm getting severe deja vu. have we heard that recording before?
PhorrestGaze: biggest gun is best gun
62MGcobra: suppressor not silencer
Lithobraker: I hope this game has the .308 Martini falling block pistol.
gilliam414: but what about them there 30-50 WILD HOGS?
lurkerspine: I have two friends who were given hand guns as home defense weapons
TheMoatman: Back when I was on gun forums a decade ago or so it was the opposite
Izandai: @gualdhar We have.
Omthebox: My current home defence plan is having nothing to steal.
Raithencore235: That actually made me gasp before
NiallF: That recording was played last week
sir_jack_DB: just camp out in a barn with a punt gun
TheMoatman: "jesus christ don't use an AR for your home"
Despoiler98: if you need an assault rifle to shoot in your house then you own too big a house to need thatr kinda range :P
lurkerspine: and I'm like... ugh, sell that $500 glock and buy a Mossberg
rickoshaycomics: You don't need an AR-15 for home defense but it'll do the job
sacrenos: yea that thing they do in some countries, where at rallies they fire guns into the air? that kills people.
SpikySpahgetti: Just use a dirty bomb for home defense
red_shoes_jeff: @gualdhar We've heard a few of these last time, yes.
Kumakaori: Mmn, that stream title is: sergeJustRight
RegulusPratus: My home defense plan is living on the second story in a safe neighborhood.
Talin06: yes clearly you need a SAW Kappa
Despoiler98: I rigged my home with a tactical nuclear weapon just in case >.>
gualdhar: Canadian home defense is anything that can take down a moose
TheAwkes: Feel the need for some home defense? Get a bat.
DigitalSeahorse: AR-15 is more likely to kill someone you love than to be used in an actual self defense against the enemy
UponMyOath: An American I knew was excited to get her inheritance because it included a couple of glocks that she was looking forward to selling for some real cash. It was...powerfully american
MAPBoardgames: Home defense in Canada requires a moose rilfle.
SpikySpahgetti: In Canada u just leave ur front door unlocked
XcaliberCrusade: If this game is teaching me anything it's that I need dozens of sentry turrets.
sir_jack_DB: there is a 20mm rifle that exists
haltben2514: The only people I know who own guns are those who hunt
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, THAT'S why his name is Barret.
rickoshaycomics: I mean I don't think there's a law against it
Yoyogre: @Talin06 Even then, he would still have like, 10 bullets. He needs ammo.
Izandai: This American is also confused by the whole "home defense" ...thing
DigitalSeahorse: I don't leave my front door unlocked
Squiidd_pope: Muh second amendment
Xafty: i think i should be allowed to own a nuclear weapon, IF i build it and make it to spec
Dewey_94: I'll settle for a Leman Russ Punisher
Stoffern: Is a tactical nuke tacticool enough?
TheMoatman: There's at least one in active production, it costs a thousand dollars a millimeter
momalyd: We just want to own a tank, then the tank can own the nuclear weapon.
Lithobraker: Even buckshot has a degree of overpenatration iirc
SpikySpahgetti: Muh freedoms allow me to drive a tank
NiallF: yeah, whatever these turrets are loaded with doesn't seem to be penetrating 20 ft of sheet rock or whatever he said
RegulusPratus: SAM Battery for home defense
TheMoatman: And they sell a suppressor for it that is nearly mandatory
Taylorton147: @Dewey_94 you want to spend that much money on ammo
Genderi: @NiallF these are Portal turrets, of course :)
Anaerin: If you're going to have a nuke, it's mandatory it has a picatinny rail and sight on it.
rickoshaycomics: ATF would probably require a $200 tax stamp on nukes, the commies
Taylorton147: oh watch the road if you want to be put off an apocalypse scenario
haltben2514: Nuclear power awesome, nuclear warheads not so
Astra7525: That would only work on people possessing empathy
GorgonsMind: the turrets can shoot through drywall and cardboard easy enough though
MAPBoardgames: YEET!
sir_jack_DB: haha
sir_jack_DB: nuclear arms
Anaerin: And dear gods Where the Wind Blows is an experience.
XcaliberCrusade: I would like an Imperator Battle Titan please
Despoiler98: when the wind blows I read when it came out as a graphic novel
Izandai: The thing is, the only thing worse than multiple people having nukes is exactly one person having nukes.
Xafty: im ok with this.
Zyme86: Without the nuke would we have had major natoin state war this las cent?
sir_jack_DB: Kappa
PhorrestGaze: put it on a stick and use it like a hammer
Earthenone: !nexr
Dewey_94: @Taylorton147 lol especially not with grinding advance
brainbosh: That's not what a Nuclear Football means.
Earthenone: !next
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Omthebox: Talk about an Arms race
DigitalSeahorse: only reason to leave any door unlocked here is for easy access by ambulance once they get in the controlled entrance maybe if you're someone that has mobility issues
DaSunao: Not the Davy Crockett? Just far enough to die from the aftereffects
momalyd: So now we are hugging our children with nuclear arms?
Stalevar_: so nuclear briefcases are ok?
SkylerRingtail: Visiting Los Alamos was a sobering experience. And extremely uncomfortable with how the development of nuclear weapons was almost uniformly presented positively
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Vent the gas!
PsychoSchocker: @LoadingReadyRun suicider super mutants
Driosenth: The launch codes should be embedded into the chest of a child.
Lithobraker: First watch Dr strange love and realize that the people in the movie are more competent than the current administration
Akchipman: Or a ballista with an arm strenght no greater than 300 pounds.
SpikySpahgetti: U can have a nuke but u have to manually set it off in person no delay
TheMoatman: Meet my fists, uranium-235 and plutonium-239
Taylorton147: @Dewey_94 it will be like the start of expendables 2
TacitusVigil: I'm trying to remember the person who said that nuclear codes should be surgically inserted into a someone's heart, so if the president wants to use them they have to cut them out: if you're willing to kill millions, you have to take the first life yourself.
Squiidd_pope: Just allow me to possess a M1-Abrams with dummy shells and a single round for the mounted machine gun ATF
Rhynerd: I remember those enemies!
Lithobraker: The US did make backpack nukes as mines
SpikySpahgetti: Eagle land
Omthebox: I'm not even paying attention to where my hands are pointing.
gualdhar: ND?
RegulusPratus: Clean the barrel with your tongue, obvs
aClonedPickle: negligent discharge
momalyd: This is the handle, this is the trigger and this is then end that you point at something you want to die.
Izandai: uh
gualdhar: ah, got it
TheMoatman: I *definitely* don't want to get hot brass in my pants ever again
rickoshaycomics: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anaerin: "I took the clip out, then stuffed the cleaning rod down the pipe. I forgot about the one in the pipe"
Taylorton147: when you put the gun in your trousers and shoot your dick
Izandai: what in the hell-ass-balls
Dewey_94: I was taught to clear that chamber multiple times lol
SpikySpahgetti: Boolet
DigitalSeahorse: fully unload gun first then still assume it's loaded even while cleaning
xantos69: The gun going off when you didn't want it to.
Stoffern: good job
red_shoes_jeff: "Oh look, A GUN! Wonder if it's loaded?" *clickclickclick* "Nope..."
Rhynerd: Somebody forgot to assume the gun is loaded.
Despoiler98: I wear glasses and had a shell casing land between my lense and my eye and burn my eyelid
Astra7525: no sprinting, Alex
Taylorton147: @red_shoes_jeff it crowd??
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Izandai: good lord
DigitalSeahorse: YIKES
rickoshaycomics: hah sounds about right
Lithobraker: I'm convinced that 90% of "cleaning" NDs were actually someone dicking around and claiming that it was a cleaning accident afterward.
lurkerspine: Happens at gun shows too
Aarek: my Dad had one of those apparently when taking his glock apart to clean because he forgot to clear the chamber and someone had the bright idea that and pulling the trigger should be part of the disassembly procedure
DigitalSeahorse: benginCop benginCop benginCop
momalyd: free bullets, we could open a second gun store.
lurkerspine: My dad has bought several guns at auction that were loaded
Spluuga: well bullet is just a controlled ballistic boolean operation
lesbianpunkpyromancer18: this stream is just a dude who non problematically is interested in fire arms being confused about toxic examples of people who love fire arms
fiftymcnasty: Ever see the video of the guy who accidently shoots himself in the hand at the range while testing his laser?
Master_Gunner: even if you checked, it's loaded.
Izandai: @Aarek WHY
Rhonlore: @fiftymcnasty NO
PixelArtDragon: This is why you always assume it's loaded.
DigitalSeahorse: lurkerspine :O
Master_Gunner: if you are not currently looking down the chamber, the gun is loaded.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Always assume loaded
Astra7525: huh, idea for a twitter thread: What is your professions cause for going "aaaaahhhH!!!"
Squiidd_pope: The video of the guy doing the squirt gun test with his weapon makes me want to curl into a ball every time I see it
PixelArtDragon: "I can see heaven on the other side!"
salt523: Most nd's happen because of a lack. Knowledge, awareness, or focus. People always assume they're in control. rather than assume they're not in control and have to assess.
AziraphalesShop: Does this game have a win condition?
Aarek: @Izandai he only shot the cleaning table at the range luckily. Apparently that table had several bullet holes with signatures next to them for that very reason
lurkerspine: @DigitalSeahorse I think all but one were not in firing shape, but it's not the point
Zyme86: And a coach gun is probably the most reliable system for home defense, if you need more than 2 rouds to save yourself, you are doing something wrong
tergonis: get to hackin
SpikySpahgetti: Darwin awards.
haltben2514: I honestly don’t understand why the general population has access to auto or semi auto weapons anywhere in the world
PaperDoopliss: @AziraphalesShop Find the tapes
xantos69: Now what?
Taylorton147: can you not run and knock over turret
Omthebox: Throw the gun at it!
Zyme86: Kick it
RegulusPratus: Stealth Melee kill!
Izandai: @Aarek katesLol still though who designs a gun like that?
NiallF: use IDKFA, or hack only
SpikySpahgetti: How many fucks. @loadingreadyrun
Taylorton147: just fuckin shoulder bash it
XcaliberCrusade: Steal some from the turret
Despoiler98: headbutt it
TheAwkes: As a left handed person, who has been to a gun range once, I am very familiar with getting hit in the lip with hot brass. Nice crescent burn right on the kisser. Firing a bullpup AR clone.
GorgonsMind: time to be stealth
Aarek: @Izandai glock
Ba_Dum_Tish: Sneaky sneak
sir_jack_DB: ramming speed
Mangledpixel: can you knock it over?
dudecon: Guess you'll die!
DigitalSeahorse: lurkerspine indeed!
Izandai: @Aarek Fuck Glock
gualdhar: pistol whip it to death
wildpeaks: an alarmingly increasing amount of fucks
Anaerin: Did you see Will Smith's impromptu gun safety demonstration?
XcaliberCrusade: Look, the turret's going to give you some... at high velocity.
Despoiler98: how many ankle bones do you have left?
momalyd: Why is one chamber blocked in this game?
SpikySpahgetti: Just walk it off
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahha
Izandai: aw
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Make a rhythm game that uses a theremin.
gilliam414: Fucks today, Fucks right now, Fucks everyday
PaperDoopliss: Oh is that what happened
Taylorton147: OH there was a twitch guy that ND and shot through a can of juice
Omthebox: Screaming didn't help NotLikeThis
Aarek: @Izandai It was his service pistol he carried as a cop, he gave it to me with a video of how to clean and maintain it, and mentioned that story in the video
Genderi: !badadvice
LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just going to put my head in front of this gun
Rhynerd: @momalyd the threat blocked it, to eff with you
xantos69: No Halo strats there. You weren't circle strafing.
UponMyOath: @Anaerin Did he give himself an extra foothole?
SpikySpahgetti: Lol
Omthebox: No :)
DigitalSeahorse: katesBeans
TheMoatman: Wasn't there a streamer who shot his camera?
Rhynerd: So, they can shoot while you’re hacking
Anaerin: Quite the opposite, @UponMyOath
TheMoatman: Like, during a stream
rickoshaycomics: Yep like a month or two ago
PhorrestGaze: Have you watched tiger king? One guy dies from ND.
Genderi: I believe in the abstinence program of gun safety procedures
Izandai: OH MY GOD
PaperDoopliss: I'm kind of reassured that all accidental discharges are automatically called "negligent" when guns are involved. Very "No excuse"
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
Taylorton147: can i post the link?
PlusDY: : (
DigitalSeahorse: katesScared
PaperDoopliss: "How do you know it's negligent? Because the gun went off"
Squiidd_pope: mraq911
SpikySpahgetti: Darwin Award nominee
Spluuga: entertaining and equally horrifying
momalyd: @Rhynerd thanks
TheAwkes: Negligent is a powerful word.
sir_jack_DB: I live for H3VR stupid reload videos
Akchipman: this is why I prefer bow and arrow. Much easier to spot an idiot
UponMyOath: @Anaerin Mad over edited, but pretty cool, thanks
PixelArtDragon: There's no such thing as a gun that goes off "by itself"
Taylorton147: @Zyme86 almost beat me to it haha
Zyme86: The streamer with the ND was banned
SpikySpahgetti: @pixelartdragon ur wrong actually
Zyme86: @Taylorton147 I did, I jsut thought the first one I found was worse
Taylorton147: @Zyme86 made the same decision as me and picked the 30 second video out of all the 10 minute ones
lurkerspine: I always think of Clement Vallandigham when I think of ND
DaSunao: There's a video recently of celebratory gunfire for someone getting back from the hospital where the guy shooting finishes by accidentally capping the person returning. Just NDs him to death with one shot.
Zyme86: @Taylorton147 nearly posted the 2 min one
SpikySpahgetti: @pixelartdragon rimmington purposely neglected a 5 cent item that caused their guns to misfire
PixelArtDragon: @SpikySpahgetti Show me one loaded gun that discharges without someone loading it first.
SpikySpahgetti: With no user input
Genderi: That was such a Getting Over It clip
Rockario: Idea for a VR gun game: if you ever look down the barrel of your own gun it *will* go off
Squiidd_pope: Tarkov needs more weapons malfunctions
SpikySpahgetti: @pixelartdragon no
Genderi: I mean, htat's how it works in this game too :(
Zyme86: @Rockario you drop your piece and it goes off
Taylorton147: @Zyme86 also the length of your month sub. super nice
Mister_Hush: @DaSunao That's depressing.
The_Voices: yes, yes it is
salt523: Was that in the first one? Modeling the fact that cartridge expansion sometimes makes extraction difficult in a revolver
Omthebox: This has been naming body parts with Alex
haltben2514: That would be a resounding yes
Zyme86: @Taylorton147 I just noticed
RegulusPratus: Keep the bullets outside of you
Taylorton147: !next
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red_shoes_jeff: @Rockario Wouldn't mind some haptic feedback for that one, little vibrate in the visor.
TheMoatman: That's more it going off because of you, but on its time, not your's
Taylorton147: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:02.
Zyme86: @Taylorton147 when you are a nurse at night at a hospital, days bleed into nights bleed into oh diear god where did the year go
DigitalSeahorse: don't touch face, wash hands, distance your neighbors
Taylorton147: ah buddy, things must be a fuckin nightmare the now, sorry to hear
Zyme86: @DigitalSeahorse as I nurse I agree with the above statement
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Taylorton147: @Zyme86 ah buddy, things must be a fuckin nightmare the now, sorry to hear
chaostreader: !advice
LRRbot: Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.
XcaliberCrusade: Seems like hardly anyone is social distancing unless it's pouring down rain where I am
DigitalSeahorse: @PhorrestGaze Thanks for the gift sub!
Taylorton147: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
SpikySpahgetti: !unsubscribe servo facts
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SpikySpahgetti: God damn it
DigitalSeahorse: oh also sanitize your groceries like I did today and leave what's not cleaned yet out on the hall away from you
Zyme86: @Taylorton147 so far thins are light here, we have been passedover for the most part, the constantly changing contingency plans and the wildly uneven planning and schedule changes have fing sucked
Squiidd_pope: Step one to Social distancing: using the power of your demonic ancestry, summon exactly 8 swords to move in a clockwise motion round your waist
Taylorton147: @Zyme86 well stay safe regardless dude
XcaliberCrusade: I didn't take that feat at char creation :/
Squiidd_pope: Step 2, wash your hands
DigitalSeahorse: I had the delivery person put groceries down while glass door was still closed and waited for them to leave to get them and had mask on while I got them
DigitalSeahorse: helps the shopper not fear being in contact with what they don't know is safe too
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE lrrAWESOME
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse i work in a store, if it was quieter we would try and make stuff more safe but the amount of foot traffic makes it hard
SpikySpahgetti: The proper procedure is to burn ur clothes after venture outside.
MAPBoardgames: The bright side is your 'deaths to stupid' to 'deaths to turret' ratio is quite low.
jubale1: we are receiving
Taylorton147: has anybody seen that movie ultraviolet
Taylorton147: with the resi evil actor
SpikySpahgetti: Welcome back
chaostreader: @taylorton147 Yes.
Izandai: noice
MAPBoardgames: WELLL...
DigitalSeahorse: Taylorton147, I wish nobody had to work at stores and it all could be done by robots for the pandemic duration and it not cause ppl to become poor in the meantime
Squiidd_pope: Ultraviolet was ok
Squiidd_pope: Not great but ok
Taylorton147: @chaostreader i feel like thats one way the world might take this
xantos69: Is there such a thing as "Winning" in this game?
wildpeaks: I liked the visuals of the movie
korvys: Alex, you are aware we can see the title bar of the game window?
dudecon: walk calmly directly into enemy field of fire
Kerrisis: I really enjoyed Ultraviolet. It was silly fun.
SpikySpahgetti: Ultraviolet sounds like one of those movies u would see on FX
Taylorton147: YES just a fine entertaining movie
PaperDoopliss: @xantos69 "Winning" is the tapes count in the lower right
Trashweazel: i liked Underwater
Taylorton147: underwater got alot of shit though
DigitalSeahorse: it's not remarkable but not bad
korvys: cool
ClodiumSoride: Underwater gave me incredibly strong Soma flashbacks.
Taylorton147: i liked it
SpikySpahgetti: Is it just ok.
TheMoatman: @SpikySpahgetti it was
SpikySpahgetti: Liek not unappealing
NiallF: sure is magazines in here
DigitalSeahorse: rating: solid meh :P
SpikySpahgetti: But not must watch again
Taylorton147: one movie i was super disappointed in was the new grudge
SpikySpahgetti: So it’s perfect for fx
SacrificialToast: I feel like I'm playing The Witness again
TheMoatman: Oh, I was responding the the FX thing, not the just ok
SpikySpahgetti: Like the move looper
ArcOfTheConclave: what are the red Xs on the mag?
SpikySpahgetti: Or jump
jubale1: they added silly targets to this game?
NiallF: it had one in the chamber
Mangledpixel: it still has a chamber
Izandai: If it sees you it chambers a round.
dudecon: like I said, one in the chamber
red_shoes_jeff: One in the chamber.
GorgonsMind: one in the chamber
PaperDoopliss: That's some simulationism right thurr
Taylorton147: @ArcOfTheConclave pins making the mag carry less ammo
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheMoatman: !pinned
Driosenth: you disabled the turney part not the shooty part
Izandai: katesLol
Izandai: Amazing
riking27: found a bug
tergonis: 10/10 game of the year
Mangledpixel: heh, still got that bug
SpikySpahgetti: !Advice
LRRbot: When you're walling somebody in, make sure you're standing on the right side of the wall.
red_shoes_jeff: Neat
DigitalSeahorse: haha yes the perpetual motion
Squiidd_pope: Unreal engine?
DrWreckage: Are there levels or is it all this same building?
Izandai: Useful!
NiallF: Unity
Squiidd_pope: Or unity?
jubale1: why remove bullets?
Squiidd_pope: bullets go into mouf like NOM
Taylorton147: @jubale1 cause the have been used but revolvers dont eject them
NiallF: All levels are the same building. Sometimes the weather is different
Izandai: Still one in the chamber.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN mattlrHeck_EG vileolHeck katesH get hecked!
Scarfington24: Is the portal-esc audio intentional?
jubale1: who placed these random turrets?
Izandai: Up the other stairwell?
Taylorton147: was about to say there hasnt been any good movies lately, but realised there havent been any lately haha
SacrificialToast: video game designers
PaperDoopliss: @jubale1 New age conspiracy aliens
Rhynerd: An existential threat that wants you to die, and can mind control you in the right conditions
PaperDoopliss: This game is very new age conspiracy
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN xraCH3 vileolTape where's the tape?
DigitalSeahorse: those two emotes match perfectly
SpikySpahgetti: Mkultra is a superior game
Izandai: I think it's in the other stairwell.
Mangledpixel: heeeere tapey tapey tapey
red_shoes_jeff: In the other one?
Izandai: eyyy
Taylorton147: WAIT
Macheya: I can hear dorks, but I can't see dorks!
Taylorton147: go back up and try shoot the turret
DigitalSeahorse: vileolTape xraCH3 "They're heeeeeeeeere."
wildpeaks: xraCH3
SpikySpahgetti: lrrGARBO_SG
sir_jack_DB: @Macheya I understood that reference
NiallF: There was a tape in the first room of that arcade
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DigitalSeahorse: I saw a gif of a guy drawing and shot his own leg by accient
wildpeaks: senpai turret has noticed you
SpikySpahgetti: Is that polybius. I remember getting the high score on it
SpikySpahgetti: Back in the day
Taylorton147: brb
Izandai: heck
Izandai: Okay we're fine.
GorgonsMind: uh oh
wildpeaks: mood
Omega_Lairon: MOOD
DigitalSeahorse: dammit game
Izandai: "Bury me with my waifus."
Spluuga: the waifu deposit
Rhynerd: The name of the guy for that tape is Mike
Rhynerd: He got better.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
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DigitalSeahorse: Alex pls
PlusDY: I want a viking funeral with my waifus
DigitalSeahorse: pls
CastleOtranto: Damn it Alex, I just snorted so hard at that I'm in pain now.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD
gilliam414: why be buried with them when they can bury you *in* them?
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:46:34.
Omega_Lairon: Hmm... might just let that one slide
wildpeaks: maybe the turrets are the waifus
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PaperDoopliss: <3 <3 <3
gilliam414: the real waifu's were the turrets we disarmed along the way
red_shoes_jeff: "I'd like my swing-shift coworkers to be my pallbearers, so they have the chance to let me down one last time."
Toxxick: RIP Steve Goodman
red_shoes_jeff: No, I'm not bitter.
DigitalSeahorse: yes, dammit brain
karn888: so whats your preferred weapon in this?
Izandai: uh
Izandai: game?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
riking27: colwillCrash
wildpeaks: oh no
Zyme86: F
The_Voices: oh dear
PlusDY: hrm
gilliam414: GAME PLS
Despoiler98: F
wildpeaks: noooo
Izandai: nooooo
karn888: noooo
Kerrisis: F
lurkerspine: blue circle of death
62MGcobra: F
NimrodXIV: booo
Taylorton147: oh no i came back and it crashed
red_shoes_jeff: MIND TECH!!!
tenthtechpriest: fear is the mindkiller
Zyme86: soooooo....when was the last save?
Sheikun07: noooooooooooo
PlusDY: cursed_tape
floing_v: F
PixelArtDragon: FEAR
person322: !next
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Solid_Fuel: f
dudecon: Yeah, it froze on me once as well. Twice if you include the crash.
DigitalSeahorse: wait...
NiallF: you may as well just cheat up to rank 2 now
DigitalSeahorse: F
Squiidd_pope: Oof
hyaundredneer: Zero-stasis crash'd
dudecon: lost all your tapes and discs though
GorgonsMind: the threat messes with probability, which sadly includes the game crashing
red_shoes_jeff: Negligent Disconnect.
Taylorton147: who is on crossing the stream tonight?
DigitalSeahorse: can you shoot a ball into a hole?
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DigitalSeahorse: :D
karn888: nice
RegulusPratus: Nooice
Izandai: Fucking exquisite.
wildpeaks: I'm amazed you didn't hit yourself with the ricochet
xantos69: new life goal....shoot a gong.
niccus: (don't do that irl, use the actual thing made to hit gongs)
Squiidd_pope: Dat ring
SoldieroFortune: You Rang, Sir?
hyaundredneer: oof, hearfulls
Taylorton147: @wildpeaks have you seen that video of a ricochet taking a guys hat off
DigitalSeahorse: I wanna play pool with pullets
floki4242: is going to go through brass
wildpeaks: a classic
RegulusPratus: Brass is basically bullet reflectors irl. That's why all body armor is made out of repurposed cymbals.
sir_jack_DB: heheheh butts
wildpeaks: humans are very good at finding the most silly ways to shame each other
Izandai: katesLol
Despoiler98: !panic
NiallF: good reactions!
Izandai: I think you got it
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
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Lordofironstorm: Quick draw McGraw over here
dudecon: lol you crazy
DigitalSeahorse: ladyhe11SQUAT benginButt slytqLewd rounded or square slytqSmug
hyaundredneer: jogging across twitch a bit...
PixelArtDragon: I think I saw it twitch
wildpeaks: butts \o/
Despoiler98: empty
korvys: Threat?
korvys: Oh
DaSunao: Wake up sheeple!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
wildpeaks: almost, almost
Izandai: hell yeah
DigitalSeahorse: almost
Zyme86: this tape just got dark
DigitalSeahorse: now I need this game so I can sink the balls!
xantos69: Pistol pool. New Olympic sport?
wildpeaks: a bold strategy
riking27: yikes
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse the fates have aligned for you to do this
Zyme86: lrrSACK
red_shoes_jeff: yOU LANDED ON IT, IS WHAT YOU DID.
ClodiumSoride: Watch+Play featured a game that was golf, but with guns instead of clubs. It was pretty good.
red_shoes_jeff: Friggin' capslock...
DigitalSeahorse: Taylorton147, does that mean someone bought me the game? lol
DigitalSeahorse: eventually
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse the fates have unfortunately not aligned my wallet
Rhynerd: @clodiumsoride You mean “Nice Shot,” right? That was made by one of the fans here!
How_Do_I_Shoot: hey i dont think we should listen to this guy
Izandai: Eh, he's got some good advice.
eric_christian_berg: Aperture Science....
ClodiumSoride: @Rhynerd Yep, that's it. I couldn't remember the exact name, but I remembered the dev was in chat.
Izandai: It's dead.
Izandai: No light means no sight.
dudecon: no light, no fight
DigitalSeahorse: Taylorton147 :P
NiallF: hey, rank 2!
Izandai: katesLol
eric_christian_berg: Poor turret was awaiting medical care!
Taylorton147: all this rootin tootin shootin is making me wanting to play read dead
DigitalSeahorse: downgrade?
Izandai: S U C C
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse one of the chambers has been pinned
NiallF: you get some good stuff at rank 3 though, stick with it!
DigitalSeahorse: Taylorton147 ah
RegulusPratus: C o n s u m e T a p e
justwhatever_idk: This game seems interesting
wildpeaks: yay movie night
DigitalSeahorse: movie tiem!
MAPBoardgames: I giggle when Alex smacks into the glass like a bird.
Izandai: You being a paper silhouette target in the mirror is really creepy.
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
hammith: I like that your character's reflection is just a gun range target.
DigitalSeahorse: steveinPizza steveinCookies
Solid_Fuel: Alex, do you have more stories about nukes?
Izandai: I wonder... If you shoot yourself in a mirror, do you actually shoot yourself?
riking27: it's how the turrets know to shoot you @hammith
riking27: :P
Izandai: I could see this game doing that.
justwhatever_idk: So is this game just about owning a gun and doing cool tricks with it or is there more to it
Scarfington24: Is the portal-esc audio intentional?
ClodiumSoride: @justwhatever_idk Doing cool tricks is a good way to shoot yourself, in this game.
Izandai: I think this game is about mental gun safety and mental health.
hammith: You can tell Alex is enjoying himself because he's barely talking.
krizzasaurusrex: hi Alex!
dudecon: jump on ledge
Driosenth: what happens if you take the elevator down to the bottom floor?
How_Do_I_Shoot: is this just a game for gun nuts
Taylorton147: @How_Do_I_Shoot near enough
Inept_Hope: Nice to see this streamed again. I bought it because of last weeks stream.
NiallF: Driosenth - The elevator doesn't go all the way down
dudecon: yeah, and the lobby is an instakill zone
dudecon: Found that one out the hard way
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW
IncredibleFrown: man i got up to rank 4 last night and then fell allllll the way back down
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut
silvalunae: henlo
DigitalSeahorse: vileolTape xraCH3 vileolTape
MAPBoardgames: Awww... it's still trying to kill you. so cute.
hammith: Okay, that was a bit freaky.
MAPBoardgames: Threat Recovery: Alex
I_Am_Clockwork: you can spin the cylinder PogChamp
Taylorton147: how long are you going to stream for alex?
I_Am_Clockwork: I did't know there was a control for that
wildpeaks: 1 shot, 1 kill
dudecon: I could hear the last tape on rank 4, then the game crashed and I lost all my progress.
hammith: One shot on kill
DigitalSeahorse: stempleNice
wildpeaks: damn that sucks dudecon
mgoudy91: whats stuck in the one chamber of the gun?
niccus: a welded dud
Kerrisis: I'm kinda surprised there isn't a "Look down barrel" button.
Aarek: some revolvers use welded duds as a form of safety
KeytarCat: @Kerrisis noooo, but saaaame
NiallF: knowing this game, that button would just kill you every time
Taylorton147: noice
mgoudy91: thanks
dudecon: Yeah @wildpeaks but the game's mostly about the experience. Would be nice if it autosaved mid-way through though, even if it was just unlocks and ranks.
IncredibleFrown: you dropped a live bullet i think
MAPBoardgames: Two! Two bullets! Ah! Ah! Ah!
KeytarCat: That's a good omen
IncredibleFrown: ah, never mind
dudecon: you're on rank 2/5 right? watch out for drones
Kerrisis: Uh oh.
Rujasu: Timely.
korvys: Oh there are flying ones, cool
tergonis: flying friend
wildpeaks: sneaky little bugger
IncredibleFrown: drones: the true assholes of receiver
NiallF: nice jinx there
DigitalSeahorse: ha
Taylorton147: fuckin mcree over here
RegulusPratus: Satisfying thud
xantos69: Good shot
red_shoes_jeff: Bravo
Lord_Hosk: It died
DigitalSeahorse: stempleThatsRad voxlunRad lrrALEX_BN
IncredibleFrown: though the long pause into *THUNK splutter* is pretty fun
dudecon: time to die!
KeytarCat: Fuck that one, too!
IncredibleFrown: bad news about drones...
DigitalSeahorse: this reminds me of a delivery drone I saw deliver a pizza through a window yesterday
BaronVonPoppinOff: needs a throw gun option when you have no ammo
Lord_Hosk: You got bullets from it
justwhatever_idk: This game is fascinating
dudecon: busted down to Private
Taylorton147: demotion is fuckin brutal
wildpeaks: the monkey paw granted you ammo
NiallF: just to be rude, the drones don't have ammo in them
How_Do_I_Shoot: i am getting kinda militia vibes form the tape stuff
ClodiumSoride: There is a cheat code to go to any level.
Mister_BlueSky: feliciaOoh
NiallF: There kind of is a way to turn it off, you can use the code INSIGHT to cheat back up
xantos69: probably a mod for that.
DigitalSeahorse: Mister_BlueSky feliciaOoh mister165Tailswave
Taylorton147: looking at a list, there are alot of guns in this game
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AmeliaR: Don't ND Alex, gotta be careful with them gunnets
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NiallF: just type it in whenever
floki4242: start throwing those big dumb bullet
wildpeaks: ow
62MGcobra: lol
red_shoes_jeff: Not anymore.
NiallF: less full of bullets now
wildpeaks: now we're the one full of bullats
floki4242: didn't mean shoot yourself
DigitalSeahorse: eep
ClodiumSoride: Revolvers do seem oddly like training wheels in this game.
MAPBoardgames: What's the ND count to now?
lurkerspine: so this always just sets you back to square one?
AmeliaR: The 1911 is so easy not to ND with, just got that awesome manual safety
62MGcobra: 5? i think
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE_EB
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE_EB lrrHERE_EB
dudecon: no, one rank down
Taylorton147: hey alex there is a range level from debug menu
AmeliaR: The Glock always gets me
DigitalSeahorse: hehe bags under eyes lrrHERE_EB lrrHERE_EB
Inept_Hope: This one has a safety. I get used to the ones that have them and then the glock just throws me off.
DigitalSeahorse: on emote, not anyone on camera ever
IncredibleFrown: oh it doesn't know how to release the barrel? funny
KeytarCat: Aight, that one was less fun than the others
Rhynerd: We’ve been getting a lot of threat tapes this run
Gekyouryuu: is there only one "will make you kill yourself" tape per level, or is it random how many you get, if any?
AmeliaR: It's roughly a 1/20 chance that any tape is a threat tape
I_Am_Clockwork: it's random I think
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL
Mister_BlueSky: mister165Wave Hi.
IncredibleFrown: @Gekyouryuu i've only ever gotten one but that's anecdotal
AmeliaR: So all of your tapes could try and kill you if you're unlucky
I_Am_Clockwork: I've gotten more than one before
DigitalSeahorse: I saw blue sky
floki4242: oh yes the dungeon Suite
AmeliaR: Aaah, the philosophism
silvalunae: jebus
DigitalSeahorse: also I sea blue sergeIntoTheSea benginFlood
dudecon: These tapes are a lot more funny if you imagine Beret Guy from XKCD is narrating.
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimGasp jcvimGasp icy blue
ClodiumSoride: @dudecon hah!
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zephlyn7790: 20 months, woot!!
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MAPBoardgames: Try looking down the barrel? lrrBEEJ
floki4242: trb
Hadhayosh: what is this game? gun handing 101.thats pretty much all i have seen so far
floki4242: rack tap Bang
IncredibleFrown: isn't the safety on a 1911 decocking the hammer...?
Rhynerd: Bore cleared!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE_EB sergeIntoTheSea sergeSheep jcvimLol
IncredibleFrown: oh
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floki4242: I want one of those to go with my SKS so bad
AmeliaR: Really? I did not know that
AmeliaR: I guess that could be useful?
justwhatever_idk: This game feels like it should be on Talking Sim
DigitalSeahorse: we heard this one
I_Am_Clockwork: is it a functional safety?
NiallF: this is a safe tape
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimOh
I_Am_Clockwork: does dropping the mag count as "tapping" it :p
How_Do_I_Shoot: wow tape guy is super up himself huh
DigitalSeahorse: arenetGabeFace vileolTape xraCH3
Stalevar_: it's very hard to operate safety, so it's extra safe, no way to accidentally disabling it, but it's really inconvenient
I_Am_Clockwork: huh
62MGcobra: like my .22
floki4242: hands down best safety is the Mauser can't see can't shoot
MarsIsDead: !uptime
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dudecon: Just using that apartment building as a backstop to a baloon?
AmeliaR: Tape guy alternates between being overly philosophic and teaches you gun safety @How_Do_I_Shoot
DigitalSeahorse: seems counter productive to have to force pull a safety
DigitalSeahorse: woops it slipped
Taylorton147: does alex have a youtube channel
MyrddintheWizard: lrrEFF lrrFINE
AmeliaR: As soon as you get into the game type INSIGHT
NiallF: YESSS, come to the dark side
Lord_Hosk pushes glasses though forhead out back of head "There is technically two safeties on every firearm. Remove rounds, dont touch trigger meeeahhh"
IncredibleFrown: and awaaaay we go
DigitalSeahorse: we got cookies
NiallF: you can also IDKFA for full ammo, or GIMMEGUN8 for a new gun
IncredibleFrown: i've gotten Some Guns on my way up to 4
DigitalSeahorse: steveinDevil steveinCookies benginBurn
dudecon: Deagle!
floki4242: Beretta 92 winning
Mister_BlueSky: Beretta with Bulatta.
Vanbael: M92 :D
xantos69: Best gun ever made.
Rhynerd: The Endless?
Rhynerd: Beretta time!
Aarek: mawp
niccus: semi-intentional discharge
xantos69: same thing on the FS92
floki4242: yeah but a lot of people change the safety to a decocker only
DigitalSeahorse: ballet a
Taylorton147: !help
NiallF: The beretta is probably the best gun in the game if you remember to reaaaaally push the mag in there
DigitalSeahorse: bullett A+
wildpeaks: can the threat tapes turn off the safety by the way ?
dudecon: drone
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niccus: yes
DigitalSeahorse: plan I guess is to always unload gun before the tape runs
IncredibleFrown: rank 3 is when doors start being locked more frequently
NiallF: In rank 3, the threat realises that gamers don't look up
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MAPBoardgames: I don't remember seeing searchlights previously
dudecon: naw @DigitalSeahorse there's plenty of time provided you don't completely forget how to operate your firearm
MAPBoardgames: Flying drone kilbot thing?
Taylorton147: ITS FLYING
Taylorton147: phew
Applecrisp: they fly now?
Applecrisp: sorry.
qtbeee: shoot the gong?
silvalunae: mawp
IncredibleFrown: that isn't flying! that's falling with style!
Haltgamer: I love the atmosphere of rank 3 so much. Really builds tension
NiallF: oh, did the turret alert sound break there?
hammith: Wait, what?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
I_Am_Clockwork: oh dear
Haltgamer: Yeet cannon!
floki4242: you have a high point
silenceaux: a balloon~
IncredibleFrown: the good ol c-9...
silvalunae: clowns?
MAPBoardgames: Hi HI-Point
Taylorton147: so what are you being percieved to be awakened too?
Mister_BlueSky: ?
CranstonSnord: hey, I got one of those!
Rhynerd: Maybe that was a sleeper turret?
RegulusPratus: I don't understand
Aarek: I mean you can stop a 50 cal with a few of those...
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DigitalSeahorse: what happened?
aClonedPickle: lmao yes
dudecon: nice! I owned one of those! No mag though
floki4242: if you run out of bullets you can throw it at someone
ghostvalv: you just hit a low point
dudecon: was really hard to load rounds
floki4242: basically
Driosenth: Tell us about the High Point
I_Am_Clockwork: I seem them a lot in movies
Mister_BlueSky: For those of us who don't gun, please elaborate.
NiallF: yeah, I'd have swapped the hi-point and the glock on the unlock track
CranstonSnord: the first 7 rounds were fine, #8 was tough
Rhynerd: It has a safety, at least
IncredibleFrown: hi point is the manufacturer
floki4242: they're their own thing entirely
Haltgamer: I believe I've seen one actually take a bullet and survive
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
I_Am_Clockwork: so a plastic gun? Yikes
IncredibleFrown: the game's description is "everyone owns one but nobody wants to admit it"
justwhatever_idk: Having no idea what guns are beyond video gamey categorizations it's fun seeing Alex and chat react
sir_jack_DB: oh he mad
Aarek: @Haltgamer I'm pretty sure Demolition Ranch shot one and it still fired
DigitalSeahorse: uh
hammith: He just wants to be friends
DigitalSeahorse: lol
niccus: like a very angry bumblebee
NiallF: the game has definitely stopped playing the alert beeps
Inept_Hope: It's bolt action!
DigitalSeahorse: it just wanted a hug :P
MAPBoardgames: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
floki4242: it's a polymer and steel blowback the slide is 1 lb so it can cycle
IntegerDevourer: a jammon
KeytarCat: Your fire rate reminds me of the Zipgun
Astra7525: the drones don't even give you ammo?
dudecon: I think the frame is cast zinc or something?
Haltgamer: @aarek So it was Demo Ranch. I wasn't entirely sure
Nigouki: "Rather than being machined from forged steel, the slide is die cast from Zamak-3 (A traditional zinc alloy, also popularly referred to as pot metal or white metal)"
ArcOfTheConclave: the lowest bidder in pistols?
floki4242: every other
Nigouki: oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: butts
DigitalSeahorse: :O
MAPBoardgames: Those boxes: not bullet proof.
KeytarCat: That sounds pretty bad
Nigouki: "When asked why die-casting was chosen as a manufacturing technique, a Hi-Point representative responded, "In the area of Ohio where we are located, there are many shops that specialize in die casting for the auto industry. We utilize this resource."
IntegerDevourer: Are you Bob Marley because you be jammin'
KeytarCat: And I have no background
Astra7525: who needs select fire when your gun jams after every shot anyways
floki4242: why do you think you can get one brand new for like a hundred and fifty bucks
Nigouki: well, support local i guess
DigitalSeahorse: stainless steel?
IncredibleFrown: right now hi point is probably best known for asking twitter to name one of their projects...and being saddled with "yeet cannon"
justwhatever_idk: This is like hearing people talk about magic except I know what the sciencey words are adjacent to
Lordofironstorm: What's a high point and why is it bad?
dudecon: yeah, you ever need to get rid of a hi-point, you can just melt it down on your kitchen stove
Taylorton147: DEAGLE
Mister_Hush: Deagle-flavored!
Mister_BlueSky: D-D-D-Deagle.
person322: can i tell you what the last gun is?
RegulusPratus: Henlo fren
niccus: deagle...
Haltgamer: Is rank 5 just a zip gun then?
ghostvalv: um ... :O
Tzeeeeentch: maximum stoppin powah
MAPBoardgames: Deagle flavored Deagle!
Taylorton147: bye bye wrists
Rhynerd: Deagle time!
NiallF: hey alex. who were you calling shitty?
DigitalSeahorse: desert eagle
IncredibleFrown: you know what's frustrating about the deagle in this game? it's *good*
dudecon: safety is on
Bunoc1: goodbye wrists.
Rhynerd: There’s a Single Action Army available at some point.
I_Am_Clockwork: do you even have ears?
Aarek: and wrist protection?
dudecon: safety is still on
MAPBoardgames: Stoppin Powah!
floki4242: and strong wrists
NiallF: Rank 5 is a bloody SAA
I_Am_Clockwork: I guess you must becasue you can hear the tapes
Mister_BlueSky: It's not shiny gold, 0/10.
hammith: I mean, this should break bots pretty well
DigitalSeahorse: deagle
Jensling: wait... "yeet cannon"? As in, "don't bring a stabbystick to a yeet cannon boogaloo"?
BlightningHelix: As someone who knows nothing about guns, this has been very interesting. Even if I understand nothing
person322: the gun you HAVE to use for the last level is the SAA
KeytarCat: That got crunched
sir_jack_DB: POW
iamcheaker: murdered
ArcOfTheConclave: one shot, one kill
sir_jack_DB: get grunched on
Taylorton147: a god gun would be the p90 or mp7, both i think use rifle rounds but are small and compact. good roboapocalypse guns
tenthtechpriest: if you level up enough will it just give you a flintlock and a powder horn?
DigitalSeahorse: stoppin poweh
Vanbael: you got the power of god and anime on your side it seems
IncredibleFrown: @Jensling yes. h&k's twitter account literally cyberbullied them into sticking to it
Jensling: LUL
MAPBoardgames: A Hand Cannon to put the fear of god into whoever youre shooting at.
Rhynerd: That flying drone was not made to take a .50 express
IntegerDevourer: feels like you could just spare yourself a bullet and push it over
I_Am_Clockwork: that thing must way a ton
sir_jack_DB: that's gratuitous
NiallF: the game is definitely missing some sounds . Might need a restart
DigitalSeahorse: now we just need some evil pigs to turn to ham
justwhatever_idk: some of the sound effects seem to be gone
Lordofironstorm: MAWP
IncredibleFrown: yeah when you're aiming this gun it starts shaking really fast
ArcOfTheConclave: 3 for 3!
KeytarCat: tbh, I want an ND with this
floki4242: Alex over here hunting robots with a desert eagle
DigitalSeahorse: *imagines this tape as the farmer piitchforked to the wall*
Sheikun07: It'd be really funny if the game gave you a Nitro Express, but sadly we're limited to handguns.
Taylorton147: going to grab something to eat brb
floki4242: tis but a scratch
Rhynerd: Watching the flying drones tumble when hit by a deagle is fun
KeytarCat: Oh, it aliens!
NiallF: please try not to ND with a .50 cal
MAPBoardgames: The jammed round looking right back into your face was scary.
hammith: That one saw Robot Jesus
justwhatever_idk: So are these audio tapes like gun rights propaganda
eric_christian_berg: I wasn't prepared for Mode Training.
hammith: Alex saw Human Jesus
NiallF: I jinxed it
DigitalSeahorse: benginSpoop
silenceaux: Nearly got yourself in the leg there Alex?
floki4242: lrrFINE lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW
TeeJabs: this game might be the best PSA for gun safety
qtbeee: zap
wildpeaks: a shocking twist
Lordofironstorm: Taser bot?
SkylerRingtail: An ND on a Deagle seems...bad
silenceaux: I think it just flew up and tazed you?
ZeroArcana: i was just about to ask how things were going
Rhynerd: I think Alex saw non-robot Jesus there
NiallF: might need a restart to fix some sounds
MAPBoardgames: zzzit!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldr ssandGHOST stempleWoke zap
I_Am_Clockwork: poppin' balloons with my effing 50 cal. pistol :p
hammith: Anyone know why Alex just randomly dies at the start sometimes?
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnGod
Rhynerd: Deagle round 2!
tergonis: cuz amurica
AmeliaR: @hammith He's moving back up a level because he wants to see all the gunnets
floki4242: because big dumb bullet
NiallF: the tapes are very good at explaining the deagle
xantos69: science does not ask "why". Only "how" Alex.
Astra7525: wow, instakill drones
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnRekt
Hadanelith: tergonis: the Deagle is Israeli.
Rhynerd: One tape implies that a bear was involved
AmeliaR: Everything instakills you Astra
Mister_BlueSky: You can see all the guns by typing GIMMEGUN and then a number.
justwhatever_idk: It is a gun, afterall
Inept_Hope: You will get the weapons you unlock even in low tiers.
Mister_BlueSky: In case you want to pick a favorite and stick with it.
floki4242: I'm want 357 Magnum eagle
AmeliaR: Oh, Alex, when you hit a tier for the first time, those guns can show up in any tier
IntegerDevourer: Ya big lug
justwhatever_idk: How many guns are in this thing
IncredibleFrown: though the later ones do seem unlikely at the early ranks
NiallF: I think there's 9 guns
Rhynerd: I wouldn’t mind a demotion after multiple losses or something.
Vanbael: I'd like a .41 AE, just because how rare they are
IncredibleFrown: well, you did *hit* it
silenceaux: yeet
wildpeaks: yeet
NightValien28: nice shooting tex
hammith: Yeet!
ghostvalv: pull
Vanbael: and its gone.
SkylerRingtail: Bwahaha
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeee
KeytarCat: Y E E T
wolfiredavid: In debug mode you can turn on x-ray vision / inspect if you're interested in how the guns work internally
NightValien28: \o/
AmeliaR: HOME RUN!
IncredibleFrown: fare thee well, helicopter
floki4242: looks like Team Rockets blasting off again
Vanbael: its just fucking gone, you exploded it
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
KeytarCat: Are your ears ringing in game?
Aarek: Is it pinned to like 3 rounds?
Rhynerd: Did you destroy everything but the camera there?
KeytarCat: tinitus!
DigitalSeahorse: :(
Vanbael: oh this one
IntegerDevourer: I will remember you~
dudecon: time to load some mags
I_Am_Clockwork: I wonder if the Threat can clear a jam?
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimCry jcvimCry jcvimCry
IntegerDevourer: Will you remember me?
IncredibleFrown: round, i guess
DigitalSeahorse: benginCry
RegulusPratus: Scurvy
TheMoatman: All these moments lost to time... like tears in rain
ArcOfTheConclave: End of Evangelion?
silenceaux: Maybe he's not after the fruit, but the bitter peel?
DigitalSeahorse: nerdys12Cry
AmeliaR: It only fire the deagle once
rocketjohn: I think the earth is roughly as rough as an orange, when scaled up
justwhatever_idk: I'm assuming that if you keep a bullet in the chamber that the gun will fire on its own
hammith: I like this review quote - "The Hi-Point C-9 is an unholy abomination of humanity's creation, and in my opinion, should not be allowed to see the light of day"
IanJacek: Hey Alex, really enjoying purifier, I’m wondering what you use for lining and colouring, can you enlighten me?
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orellien2773: The Desert Eagle: MOre gun than anyone honestly needs, at least as a sidearm >_>
IncredibleFrown: alex can have little a bullet, as a treat
TheMoatman: lol
wildpeaks: ow
Lordofironstorm: Piloting systems on those drones could use work
silenceaux: I guess that railing is also glass?
IanJacek: You can call me Kevin James, because here comes the boom
I_Am_Clockwork: got glassed
IncredibleFrown: poke-ed youself with glass
DigitalSeahorse: shigiTroll
eric_christian_berg: that's why you don't fly through window glass
Kirkygirl: hi friends
red_shoes_jeff: Did it just destroy its own rotor to try and kill you?
Rhynerd: Killed itself with glass
NiallF: yup
Yedraw: Hi point sticking to Yeet Cannon reminds me of the sad tale of Boaty McBoatface
hammith: There's a shooting range you can access on the pause menu if you just want to try the different guns, Alex.
howdydowdy: Hi Alex and chat, how goes the robit shootin today?
floki4242: yeah
Puffy786: That's the power of .50 AE, baby
floki4242: that's what happens when you shoot something with a minivan
IncredibleFrown: hey ya missed pal
DigitalSeahorse: arenetOWOke
Rhynerd: @howdydowdy well, the addition of the desert eagle to the arsenal has been making confetti form a lot of drones.
NiallF: while we're cheating, try some doom codes
TheMoatman: Pretty sturdy turret if it could take three point blank .50AE rounds
justwhatever_idk: They used to have sound effects I think
Kirkygirl: how's it going?
DigitalSeahorse: hai Kirkygirl
howdydowdy: @Rhynerd excellent, sounds like a great time
Taylorton147: back
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wildpeaks: maybe, 3 isn't the most recent so I imagine they're cheaper now
SpikySpahgetti: Ice to meet u
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN wheelerMuldcb_BN missjo1Cat_BN ssandDERP_BN
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Kerrisis: Is thata Deagle-flavoured Deagle?
hammith: Catch the enemy's bullets and throw them back
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED PrideBalloons
dudecon: In good news, ND is significantly down today
Rhynerd: @kerrisis it is!
Taylorton147: take the portal approach and sling the whole bullet at them, thats 75% more bullet!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh hey I was hoping to see this game!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: also hi Alex, what's up
Kirkygirl: this is the first time I've seen this game.
Puffy786: I guess you could always throw your gun at it, there's a reason why the deagle is so big
Rhynerd: Pinball wizard!
Mox_Hagdorm: So I got here late. this game? It feels very W+P esqe.
Astra7525: wen tpast bullets right there
Taylorton147: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Receiver 2
TheMoatman: Like eight or nine lbs, I think
62MGcobra: barrel on the stajrs
62MGcobra: stairszx
CastleOtranto: He's got such a supple wrist.
Astra7525: on the steel drum outside
Puffy786: 4.4 lbs
62MGcobra: up
floki4242: deagle Morningstar
wildpeaks: oh come on
ghostvalv: D:
justwhatever_idk: @Mox_Hagdorm It's not, the game is about knowing how to use a gun
dudecon: about 2 kilos
NiallF: oh. game gave up on us
Mox_Hagdorm: F
Puffy786: Well there goes the Desert Eagle
justwhatever_idk: well rip
Vanbael: :|
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeck_EG
Taylorton147: BOI
niccus: well at least that should fix some sounds
SpikySpahgetti: Did it crash
62MGcobra: lrrGOAT
SpikySpahgetti: I win bingo
IncredibleFrown: oouagh
Taylorton147: @SpikySpahgetti crashed and burned
NiallF: it crashed
Mox_Hagdorm: @justwhatever_idk Interesting, ty
SpikySpahgetti: !bingo
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Meltalar: Hey Alex, it is good to see you stream at the LRR channel again. I appreciate it. Ps Love your Art streams
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE_EB
Kerrisis: Good grief, holding 2 kilograms of gun at arm's length for longer than 5 seconds is going to be agony!
Puffy786: Its just your standard 9mm gun
7gorobei: boxy but good
IncredibleFrown: yeah rank 4 is the arson rank
hammith: It's just a little fire.
wildpeaks: CurseLit
Taylorton147: shits on fire yo
Aarek: Shits on fire yo!
IntegerDevourer: This seems like a very different city than before
NiallF: It's got a decocking lever instead of a safety? I think that's the only special thing
RiverBirch: A little Fire
RiverBirch: as a treat
Taylorton147: @Aarek yoooooo
Mister_BlueSky: Fire! To destroy all you've done?
ElektroTal: did...did you just shoot yourself?
wildpeaks: if minecraft taught us anything, we can shoot the fire to make it go away
Taylorton147: @ElektroTal it jammed
Lordofironstorm: Does shooting the balloons give you bullets?
Puffy786: Yes
PixelArtDragon: SEYMOUR! The house is on fire!
wildpeaks: noice
hammith: No mother, it's just the northern lights.
person322: armored turrets :)
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSoAngry benginBurn steveinDevil CurseLit TwitchLit
Rockario: "TThe Mindkill" you say?
TheMoatman: A blindspot!
Rhynerd: Is that turret armored?
Lordofironstorm: That was close
I_Am_Clockwork: not even close!
Rhynerd: Oh, and it was a sleeper
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
ArcOfTheConclave: @Rockario Fear?
IncredibleFrown: sleepy turrets are actually a thing in the low ranks too, they're just rare enough to try to make you forget about them
dudecon: yeah, they were introduced in the tutorial I think.
Mister_BlueSky: A firing range would be neat. Maybe there is one.
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnIQ
dudecon: the armored ones are new though
SpikySpahgetti: !bingo
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62MGcobra: 7000 grain in a pound
TheMoatman: Jewelry and guns, and I don't know if jewlers use it much anymore
ardengnome: There is a firing range, it's in the debug area
justwhatever_idk: This game is cool because it feels like it super easily could make for some fascinating discussion about guns in video games and the US while also being a good time for people who just like bang bang
red_shoes_jeff: I liked that mechanic a LOT more when I thought it only demoted you when you'd accidentally capped yourself.
DigitalSeahorse: grains of gun powder
DigitalSeahorse: oh
TheAwkes: That's, like, twice as much as a large bullet. In one bullet.
TheMoatman: 64 mg and change
Rockario: Grain as a measure of mass
TheMoatman: Actually it's closer to 65
PixelArtDragon: It's around 64.7 milligrams
BlightningHelix: Ah, imperial measurements.
TheMoatman: Worse
TheMoatman: Troy measures
ArcOfTheConclave: 64.79891 milligrams
floki4242: it's more of a projectile thing than a bullet because they also use it for arrows
Vyous: I wounder if that's because pounds is used to measure force
TheMoatman: the grain is a troy measure
I_Am_Clockwork: grain, aparently XD
Driosenth: interestingly, the most powerful bullet for a given round is not the one with the largest grain bullet. A 10mm auto can have bullets weighing 125 to 220 grains, the most powerful are around 155 grain
eric_christian_berg: Grain, pennyweight, troy ounce, and troy pound are the troy measures, apparently.
wildpeaks: such a clean empty office, makes me want to replay F.E.A.R.
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7gorobei: cartridge pressure used to be measured by how much was needed to deform copper, hences CUP copper unit of pressure
PixelArtDragon: At that point, it might be easier for laypeople to just compare known quantities. Like "twice as much as X" or "1.5 times X"
wildpeaks: that was close
Puffy786: I guess they started making those turrets out of Titanium
IncredibleFrown: alex...alex stop...
floki4242: is that made out of mithril
azureHaights: "Goodnight."
m00ntruther: @LoadingReadyRun Alex have you tried Pavlov, and other VR shooters?
SpikySpahgetti: Hit it with gun
iamcheaker: killed to death
NoxStryx: you're shooting me apart Liza!
wildpeaks: oh yeah it's good
Rhynerd: Stop! Stop! It’s already dead!
TheMoatman: Why is there such a delay between getting hit and dying?
azureHaights: And now you have become unlife Alex lrrAWW
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SpikySpahgetti: Find out with a barf can
IncredibleFrown: i have alyx but i haven't played it cause i don't have prescription vr lenses
SpikySpahgetti: Barf cam?
RegulusPratus: LRR has a VR setup, and motion sickness is primo hashtag content
Talin06: play it forward?
KeirenH: It's my understanding that half life alyx has every possible options that anyone has come up with that helps different ppl with VR sixknesst
Noxenluxe: Prescription VR lenses are a thing?
IncredibleFrown: oouagh
niccus: the apex...
wildpeaks: you could try something safe like Tiltbrush
IncredibleFrown: @Noxenluxe yep
TheMoatman: The sleeper
justwhatever_idk: I've known folks to be queazy with VR but got over it the more they played
TheMoatman: has awakened
person322: oh boy time for the SAA
PixelArtDragon: Does the moonbase not have a VR setup? It would open up so many W&P options
Space_man: Alyx has a teleport movement option, which helps avoid motion sickness
m00ntruther: wheelerY wheelerH
TheMoatman: Are you sure that's a SAA?
Kramburger: Apparently, Half Life Alex has this weird thing where people who don't usallly get nausea get nausea, and those who do don't. YMMV of course
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah the nausiea segments from some of the old LRL eppisodes were always nopes for me
TheMoatman: Oh hell yeah
Aarek: Time to wheel gun some bots!
SpikySpahgetti: Make sure to have a lot of ginger on hand to combat nausea.
KeirenH: Ian has done some VR in the office before, right?
Puffy786: I remember this gun in Fist Full of Frags. it was a one hit kill but it literally took around 30 seconds to reload
Vanbael: Colt peacmaker?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_BN wheelerMuldcb_BN wheelerY wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
TheMoatman: That's gonna be fun to unload before a tape
floki4242: 0and
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerT wheelerH
Rhynerd: Fun fact: this was apparently one of the hardest guns for the devs to work on
7gorobei: are you at half cock?
IncredibleFrown: because the chamber isn't lined up?
iamcheaker: getting drunk before hand helped me a bit, but not recommended
Puffy786: TheMoatMan I don't think it can make you cock it so you only have to worry about the one in the chamber
TheMoatman: Six bullets
TheAwkes: It was a treat watching John Wick disassemble and re-chamber two of these in John Wick 3.
TheMoatman: More than enough to kill anything that moves
Vanbael: and takes forever and a day to reload
Rhynerd: Can you fan the hammer?
DigitalSeahorse: I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch!
kanyewestward: i both like and hate everything about that reload
TheMoatman: YES
wildpeaks: :D
DigitalSeahorse: Crazy going slowly am I 654321 switch!
red_shoes_jeff: Fanning!
justwhatever_idk: We Revolver Ocelot now
Lordofironstorm: HIGH NOON
leebenningfield: fan that hammer
niccus: well, it was good
wildpeaks: this is now a speedrun
IncredibleFrown: quick close the door on it
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb RPGShihu
Vanbael: do you mind, I need to rleload
azureHaights: But Dave -- I mean Alex -- I don't have any bones.
Rhynerd: Run cowboy!
PixelArtDragon: Ropeadope!
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floki4242: I carry a single action only 22 as my backup
GlennSeto: Oh, is that Ocelot's gun?
niccus: it is
DigitalSeahorse: like driving a stick shift gun
PixelArtDragon: Who designed this gun?!
Dish_KP: oh Alex! I read purifier! it's awesome so far
IncredibleFrown: this is a colt gun yea
MAPBoardgames: I know what you're thinking: Did he fire 6 shots, or only 5.
7gorobei: colt or one of his employees
niccus: ocelot did not pick a practical gun for what he uses it for
Robot_Bones: designed by John Jimathy Gunith
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
justwhatever_idk: R. Volver
RegulusPratus: This is so much nicer than a flintlock!
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGFireball RPGFireball
Firnsarwen: great stream title LUL
red_shoes_jeff: "God made all men, but Sam Colt made them equal" was the slogan, I believe.
iamcheaker: it's an almost 200 year old handgun, and still slaps
DigitalSeahorse: bunnnHmm
VTMonster: the colt army?
floki4242: cap and ball is fun but it is a pain
Vanbael: good times
niccus: if only this game has a musket
GlennSeto: Ocelot slowly falling in love with this gun during MGS3 is kinda precious.
Robot_Bones: haha nipple
PixelArtDragon: The yankees load on Sunday and shoot the rest of the week
Inept_Hope: you dropped one bullet
AgentMagicMaster: oh good, you can't ND now
Vanbael: was fanning the hammer worth it?
ClodiumSoride: In the movie The Quick and the Dead, one of the minor characters used a revolver lik that. There's a scene of him loading it.
IncredibleFrown: it alerts every drone in the room
Astra7525: Maybe it sends drones after you
justwhatever_idk: I got to see guns like that when I worked at a Civil War museum
7gorobei: you forgot the part where they used crisco or lard to get the ball down, to help prevent sparks from reaching the powder
iamcheaker: pr so someone dumb won't shoot you with your gun
floki4242: modern single actions have a notch between rounds to rest the hammer on so it's not on a live round
RegulusPratus: Cardiooooooo
Vanbael: speed run!
niccus: time to feel the thrill of reloading in combat
Lordofironstorm: Ruuuuunnnn
ClodiumSoride: The noise the drones make reminds me of Recognizers from Tron.
IncredibleFrown: yee haw
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimAngry
hammith: HOW?!
Vanbael: lrrFINE
IncredibleFrown: mans is blessed by god
Mister_BlueSky: lrrSACK
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimOh jcvimAngry jcvimBlink
Lordofironstorm: benginDab
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loudestmute: finally, Alex gets to talk about guns the way Beej does about...well, anything.
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Critterbot: Oh cool, is that an SAA?
Aarek: one of the more popular revolvers pre-cartridge was one that had a removable chamber and they would load and cap over with wax several of them to carry
dudecon: Drones never have anmo
justwhatever_idk: Who needs a gun when you can jog hastily
VTMonster: the british really preferred double action revolvers
IncredibleFrown: of course this means that like nine drones are going to be idling outside the door
WingmanSR: oo, rank 5 time.. good luck!
red_shoes_jeff: The flying ones only seem to have a taser.
azureHaights: Gib bullat plss
SpikySpahgetti: I am having beef barbecue brisket for dinner
DigitalSeahorse: vileolTape xraCH3 vileolTape xraCH3
I_Am_Clockwork: oh neeew
HorusFive: BibleThump lrrALEX
DigitalSeahorse: doh
MAPBoardgames: ND count?
Xiff_: trigger discipline
Lordofironstorm: Theta
ArcOfTheConclave: ND:4?
Vanbael: can you imagine unloading this sucker during a threat tape?
Taylorton147: nd 6
hammith: Such is life in the zone.
justwhatever_idk: This Gun Man is selling you a New Age Medicine and that medicine is Gun
DigitalSeahorse: tape is hypnosis
MAPBoardgames: ballon out the window
red_shoes_jeff: Balloon out the window.
GlennSeto: Right, new Stalker game coming out.
m00ntruther: wait when we look in the mirror, were a shooting range target
Reduce_Sanity: we are never empty
IncredibleFrown: @m00ntruther yes
DigitalSeahorse: nope gun always full
Taylorton147: @GlennSeto really?
TheMoatman: BULAST
IncredibleFrown: "better lucky than good" -alex, ten minutes ago
hammith: Bloon!
iamcheaker: @Taylorton147 yes, but not so soon
wildpeaks: we live here now
TheMoatman: There's a still-living drone on the ground
TheMoatman: tyou might be able to hack it
Taylorton147: @iamcheaker cheeki breeki
GlennSeto: @taylorton147 Dunno much about it, just hope it's good, so Alex has fun with it. :)
WingmanSR: i hate the security camera's so much lol
iamcheaker: @Taylorton147 и в дамки
62MGcobra: good
62MGcobra: oh well
TheMoatman: Well... it wasn't an ND
Astra7525: can't you hold the revolver upside down, witht he gate open, rotate the cylinder and just spam the extract key to empty all chmabers?
oyleslyck: RIP bullet
Taylorton147: @iamcheaker hope you saved your blue tape
TheMoatman: It was perfectly gligent
GlennSeto: But hey, moving enemies.
Robot_Bones: hehe ramrod
TheMoatman: Wait no that would be ligent
Astra7525: yes. I meant that you kept turning it over to inspect every single chamber after clearing it with the extractor rod
Vanbael: great piece of history, sucks to reload
Vultanphase: Whoever loaded that gun for you before you started was *rude*
iamcheaker: @Taylorton147 nope, but i saved my russian gaming magazine from 2002 with STALKER ad to remind me not to put too much hope in early release
m00ntruther: @LoadingReadyRun Alex, as someone who also plays highlander, what do you think of the new format Gladiator
Kerrisis: It occurs to me that unloading this gun when you get a suicide tape will be quite difficult.
WingmanSR: load 1, skip 1, load 4, then drop hammer, good 'ol coyboy carry load :)
dudecon: Ceiling turret
TheMoatman: Camera?
MAPBoardgames: Fun fact: You can "fan" a nerf revolver.
azureHaights: It's down is what it is.
wildpeaks: worst pinata
DigitalSeahorse: ceiling drone
Taylorton147: @iamcheaker remember, no preorders
IncredibleFrown: it might have falled behind the barrel
TheMoatman: The candy was there too long and went stale
oyleslyck: dud pinata
iamcheaker: @Taylorton147 never did never will
A_Dub888: Worst. Pinata. Eveer.
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korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:32 PM
GlennSeto: *coughs in First Nations*
PynnThePenguin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (26m from now).
MAPBoardgames: Maybe this one has candy
DigitalSeahorse: stempleThatsRad voxlunRad
WingmanSR: YEET
IncredibleFrown: fare thee well...!
Rhynerd: Oh, I just noticed the burning building
wildpeaks: welcome to city 17
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerY wheelerT
Rhynerd: That drone’s going to the bottom floor
Reduce_Sanity: Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
DigitalSeahorse: *SUCCs on candy LEGO brick*
DaSunao: @GlennSeto There's a relevant crapshot
GlennSeto: @dasunao It's a really good one too.
WingmanSR: you can jump this door if youre careful
MAPBoardgames: Is it also where we get the expression "drop the hammer"?
GlennSeto: Ah, but it's not combat ready, so half-cocked is a euphemism for unprepared?
MAPBoardgames: No candy? what a ripoff!
Talin06: i thought the term originated with flint locks
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimNerd
Garfman314: "flash in the pan" is a flintlock term too
LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun We'll need to wrap in about 5min so we can launch the game for CTS :)
person322: yes
AmeliaR: Yeah, this is the final gunnet
DigitalSeahorse: jcvimLoot ssandCOIN
IncredibleFrown: that steacy boi got himself in a real pickle
MAPBoardgames: I find it funny that LoadingReadyRun is talking to itself.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb lrrALEX_BN wheelerMuldcb_BN
Wodar9: I love that LRR @-ed themselves
Astra7525: I wonder what happens when we finish the last level
Tantusar: RIP camera 2020-2020
Reduce_Sanity: you are never empty alex
justwhatever_idk: "Hi Hive Mind, it's me, the Hive Mind. Hope things are going well in the Me that is Us"
dudecon: well, that's the stream for today folks!
DigitalSeahorse: gun is ALWAYS loaded
wildpeaks: manhacks in the tunnels, ruun
hammith: Just kick the drone!
AmeliaR: Big iron on his hip
Rhynerd: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
WingmanSR: "excuse me sir, do you have a moment to tlak about our lord and savior, THE THREAT!!?" xD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CastleOtranto: I'm sorry you need to end the stream, Alex. This has been SO good.
MAPBoardgames: What's the button for melee attack>?
IncredibleFrown: "this is perfect!"
Rhynerd: Thank you, LRRbot!
Trashweazel: thanks
Gekyouryuu: this was fun
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Eat all foods before bouncing nose.
62MGcobra: boom headshot
hammith: Hope you had fun, Alex!
lurkerspine: Yeah, Jackbox
Astra7525: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (19m from now).
lurkerspine: Thank you Alex!
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb_BN lrrALEX_BN wheelerMuldcb_BN missjo1Cat_BN katesThank
Gekyouryuu: you in on JAckbox, Alex?
GlennSeto: Thanks for the stream!
wildpeaks: baii
TheMoatman: See ya
IncredibleFrown: i think that's all the guns too
red_shoes_jeff: Lots of fun! BAI ALAX!
CastleOtranto: Thank you for the stream! You're great!
MAPBoardgames: Alex: STALKER stream
Mister_BlueSky: It'd be weird if you saw me in the past.
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for streaming!
MAPBoardgames: ?
red_shoes_jeff: Eh?
GapFiller: thanks for streming Alex lrrALEX
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
SharktoothJack: Thanks Alex!
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:14:16.
IncredibleFrown: i'm waiting
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (19m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: wait....ok bye
Tantusar: thanks twitch
DigitalSeahorse: again *stream does the 10 second replay thing*
Mox_Hagdorm: ^
Taylorton147: @DigitalSeahorse oh i thought i was just losing it
DigitalSeahorse: nope, we're all losing it :D
7gorobei: nope, its a glitch in the matrix
CastleOtranto: I'm no longer sure I ever had it.
DigitalSeahorse: 123456 switch crazy going slowly am I 654321 switch
7gorobei: stand by and an agent will be by to reboot you
Tantusar: having it is not the default state
Lithobraker: !next
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Rockario: Hee haw!
nanacomehome: wheelerY wheelerH
hd_dabnado: Yee
theevermist: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
Juliamon: HELLO FRIENDS please stick around!
raaabr: wheelerHub
jamwoo7: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerH
HoneyJack07: wheelerH wheelerY
FurthestChunk: wheelerE wheelerH wheelerY
LilthEe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (14m from now).
hd_dabnado: : wheelerH
TheAwkes: Stream's over.
MitchTheQuaker: @Juliamon we all know CTS is coming up
Juliamon: (Wheeler is going to be on the Jackbox stream)
Robot_Bones: yeah we got jack box games coming up in 15 minutes
theevermist: wheelerH wheelerHub
Ukon_Cairns: heres hopin Chaac the mayan rain god sees fit to bring us more Gladiator tonight
raaabr: wheelerBless
Tantusar: welcome to this lovely offline screen, in some minutes it will be replaced with CONTENT
Mangledpixel: you're either a couple of minutes late or about 4tr hour early, take your pick
Paranundrox: @Juliamon Sorry to start your job 14 minutes early ;)
Tantusar: can i have both
cronatos: early for stream hype
Mangledpixel: Tantusar legally, no, but noone can stop you
banachspacebar: Mangledpixel I have intense feelings about that abbreviation for "quarter"
Juliamon: Oh please, there's no start or end time
Juliamon: Mods are always mods
banachspacebar: I don't know what they are but they're intense
Mangledpixel: banachspacebar ah yes, I've confused people with that before
Serifina: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
Paranundrox: True
snowcookies: Heyo
drfox17: soon?
snowcookies: Soon
Garfman314: lrrdot
Juliamon: Soon!
MitchTheQuaker: @banachspacebar i was trying to figure out what it means lol
snowcookies: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #181: "Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp." —Graham [2015-04-30]
djalternative: Evenin' friendos
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot, on point
Juliamon: LRRbot knows what's up
MitchTheQuaker: i mean yea ok
Mangledpixel: MitchTheQuaker it's entirely possible I made it up, and noone else uses it
MitchTheQuaker: i can respect it but man do i hate it
Mangledpixel: heh
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Mox_Hagdorm: !badadvice
LRRbot: Smoke Beej e'rry day.
djalternative: I don't think Beej would enjoy that much
Tantusar: This Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, something WILL happen. Live from the LoadingReadyRun Thunderdome...'s several remote branches.
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Poke its nose!
djalternative boops the snoot
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: boop
RAZRBCK08: I passed a Blood Curdle and I feel awful about it but my options were that or Dirge Bat.
Alahmnat: but whose snoot was boop?
snowcookies: arf
red_shoes_jeff: !findquote nose
LRRbot: Quote #3467: "There's so many nose controls!" —Graham [2016-10-05]
tidehollowcat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
Mox_Hagdorm: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3248: "I broke my lrrEFF Beej!" —Alex [2016-08-17]
ChargingFerret: !next
gnome_friend: !adviec
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Fight harder.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
snowcookies: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
MitchTheQuaker: well that seems unlikely
snowcookies: oh, that works here too
Mox_Hagdorm: I thought that said a world without bones for a second
gnome_friend: That means no skeletons!
gnome_friend falls apart
Mox_Hagdorm: I was all ready to collapse in a heap
snowcookies: but what about exoskeletons
djalternative: Kill all humans only works sometimes. Sometimes you need omega authorization
Mox_Hagdorm: Not bones, so ok
gnome_friend: Insects can have little a skeleton
gnome_friend: as a treat
FDR101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
MitchTheQuaker: can i get some b0neless world
gnome_friend: !findquote bones
LRRbot: Quote #4740: "How to make a skeleton: Get a person and take away all the things that aren't bones." —Paul [2018-02-26]
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I opt to be a heap on the floor most days anyway
letfireraindown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (Join the crew for an evening of fun and games with the Jackbox Party Pack! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Mox_Hagdorm: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
secretbranch: I love they've been keeping up with the jackbox stuff
secretbranch: also hi everyone
gnome_friend: sergeHi @secretbranch
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hey secretbranch
snowcookies: I dunno who here is a Serge mod
Tantusar: !keikaku
djalternative: I'm hoping we get to do some Bracketeering tonight
Arclight_Dynamo raised hand
Arclight_Dynamo: *raises
gnome_friend: !flan
SergeYager: raises hand
Tantusar: hey arclight what's the plan
gnome_friend: sergeHi lrrSERGE
snowcookies: Oh, hi. WHat's the sassplan. LRRBot told me to ask you
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hey serge!
Foxmar320: Hello
drfox17: hey serge!
Arclight_Dynamo: @Tantusar Dunno friend, I'm off the clock. :P
djalternative: @SergeYager are you sure you're a Serge mod?
SergeYager: yes.
SerGarretCameron: My guess is to be sassy.
Tantusar: the sassplan... is yes...