PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! katesWave
CastleOtranto: Ahoy-hoy, Mr. Burns.
PharaohBender27: How shall we crush the workers' spirits today, Smithers?
CastleOtranto: It's Wednesday, sir. You usually fire someone whose shirt you don't like.
PharaohBender27: Excellent! Let's fire that oaf Simpson!
CastleOtranto: His pink shirt signifies non-conformity. He's gotta go.
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @GredoraGrims ! katesWave ! Welcome! lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
SnivianMoon: Oh boy! Is anyone else excited for more Apocalypse Tifa today? I sure know I am.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Graham for a journey back to his youth and a full play through of the original Final Fantasy VII. Game: Final Fantasy VII) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (1m from now).
PharaohBender27: @SnivianMoon :D
GapFiller: Mature Sporty or Exotic?
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Graham for a journey back to his youth and a full play through of the original Final Fantasy VII. Game: Final Fantasy VII) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (18s ago).
drfox17: soon?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Graham for a journey back to his youth and a full play through of the original Final Fantasy VII. Game: Final Fantasy VII) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (2m ago).
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Geez, LRRbot, it's just a few ants.
Chaotically_Random: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Graham for a journey back to his youth and a full play through of the original Final Fantasy VII. Game: Final Fantasy VII) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (3m ago).
TheWanderingNomad: Awesome not late
GapFiller: INCOMING
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TheWanderingNomad ! katesWave
TheWanderingNomad: Ahoy-hoy @PharaohBender27
TheWanderingNomad: How are you this sunny Cali morning?
GapFiller: its pissing it down outside
dudecon: It's overcast Cali here
PharaohBender27: It's kind of sunny, but I'm in Oregon
DarkMorford: Title change
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL
Chaotically_Random: @PharaohBender27 as am I. lol its just bright as I'll get at here lol
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
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drfox17: here we gooo
DarkMorford: Partly cloudy and about 60°F here in Redmond
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jameswanders: Can you just run FF7 back when we get to the end? I'm going to miss these streams!
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PharaohBender27: @Chaotically_Random You in Portland, too, or somewhere else?
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: also Hello Everybody
Chaotically_Random: @PharaohBender27 Kinda Portland lol out of its neighboring cities XD
PhoenixMelior: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Graham for a journey back to his youth and a full play through of the original Final Fantasy VII. Game: Final Fantasy VII) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (7m ago).
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PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford @Chaotically_Random So many Oregonians in chat this morning! (sorry in advance if I'm thinking of the wrong Redmond, @DarkMorford )
drfox17: Question for chat: given that the battle square removes the death timer, would it just be better for Tifa to not execute the curse ring plan?
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PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @TXC2 !
DarkMorford: @PharaohBender27 I'm in Redmond, WA, but still pretty close. ;)
TXC2: hi PharaohBender27
GapFiller: white were counting down they figure out what caused the big Twitch outage the other day?
drfox17: hey @TXC2 ! how's the UK doing today?
ipoddodd: @PharaohBender27 Portland Gang!
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 I'm going to say probably?
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ohgeezitsbrad: Hope everyone is doing okay!!!
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PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford D'oh! :D
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: My go-to for Battle Arena was always Cloud with his Ultimate Weapon (which scales power off of HP) and Regen.
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GapFiller: JAMES RAID lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
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TheWanderingNomad: I see the Chunkmen have arrived
RAICx: jlrrCool jlrrCool jlrrCool jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
ArboristAndrew: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Kikazi: jlrrPunch jlrrPillow jlrrIronball jlrrCool
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DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrCool
noSmokeFire: @TheWanderingNomad please, chunksters
PharaohBender27 high-fives @ipoddodd in a physically-distancing safe manner
Gormlessben subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
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lurkerspine: lrrHEART jlrrPillow lrrHEART jlrrPillow lrrHEART jlrrPillow jlrrCool lrrHEART jlrrCool lrrHEART jlrrCool lrrHEART
theshinyakuma: hello chat
TXC2: Cool Emote has a very early 90's vibe to it
ArboristAndrew: lrrSIGNAL jlrrPillow lrrSIGNAL jlrrPillow lrrSIGNAL jlrrPillow lrrSIGNAL jlrrPillow
theshinyakuma: @PharaohBender27 Long distance fist bump
RighteousDevil: I think we generally prefer "Pit Crew" as a collective noun?
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Tarkis: Just in time!'
mowdownjoe: Ooo... shiny intro.
theshinyakuma: aka LDFB
TheWanderingNomad: @theshinyakuma - Social distancing! Elbow bumps! :P
GapFiller: good evening G lrrGRAHAM
sag3error: jlrrCool lrrHEART jlrrCool
TheWanderingNomad: Morning G
snowcookies: Hi Graham
TXC2: hello Graham
red_shoes_jeff: Afternoon, Gra lrrHAM
coopdawg_22: Never bored with this intro
Riandisa: Good morning, Graham xivCactuar
Suffix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months, currently on a 80 month streak!
Suffix: Hey G. I think this is my favourite Play it Forward series you've ever done! Also, I'm at least an episode behind - so, to the VOD for me! Cheers!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Suffix! (Today's storm count: 10)
Jayrod1220: HahaShrugLeft lrrGRAHAM HahaShrugRight
peejeeful: evnin
ohgeezitsbrad: Beep!
TheWarbo: blame Let's Nope?
Chaotically_Random: #BlameBen
Mangledpixel: boop
plummeting_sloth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months, currently on a 80 month streak!
plummeting_sloth: Hey G, 3 weeks ago, right before the stream, I got crushed under my car trying to change my own oil. I want to thank you for the weeks of excellent entertainment, particularly when I couldn't do much but sit around and let my ribs and lungs heal.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, plummeting_sloth! (Today's storm count: 11)
PharaohBender27: Mornging, lrrGRAHAM !
Milambus: jlrrCool lrrGRAHAM lrrGRAHAM lrrGRAHAM
RAICx: Oooh! I hadn't seen that intro yet! It's heckin' sweet!
Jeezy56: people just come to the office just to crank it?
MungoDude: morning G-money, you look fresh and fly today
Mangledpixel: the show where we don't play games backwards
jameswanders: Much easier to follow than PlayItBackward
GapFiller: speaking of the end G: that today or Friday?
PharaohBender27: Original recipe FF7
RayFK: Oh wow, great Batman reference Kappa
SwiftAlpaca subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
SwiftAlpaca: These are the end times
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sag3error: jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball
GapFiller: evening Jordan
Deathrite_Sharkman: Hey! Tony? Thats me :p
Leonhart321: So I'm curious to the plan. We going to be less of cowards and go for Emerald? Kappa
noSmokeFire: we are presently in the final entertainment, anthony
plummeting_sloth: Other Stuff Fantasy VII
snowcookies: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
TreySpyre: andyYay
TheMoatman: Must've been Beej
TheWanderingNomad: @plummeting_sloth - Holy bus, that sounds horrible. Glad your okay m'dude
lurkerspine: @plummeting_sloth Glad you're recovering!
theshinyakuma: ruby is worse by miles
GapFiller: Emerald is the tougher fight
ArchRequiemD: Wrecked
GapFiller: Ruby is just irritating
Tikosh_: Finally a FF7 stream I do not miss benginDab
Genie_M: aire tan storm is ...
Genie_M: welp
DevInsanity: "World about to end? Sure, let me just do these sidequests" said every JRPG protagonist ever cheer777
Tarkis: Hey G, Had to cancel my sub because of EVERYTHING! I know you said not to apologize... So thank you!
Zaghrog: Emerald is far less gimmicky
LadyAiluros: They both suck
StewartRWyatt: Finished the 4-hour Sidewalk Slam last night! I really wanna watch the Boneyard and Firefly matches. Thanks for that content G!
TXC2: Hello Tikosh_ welcome
odamadillo: Greetings Graham and Chat
snowcookies: Pagoda
plummeting_sloth: thanks, I'm off the strong pain-killers now
banderbear91 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
banderbear91: Greetings from Scotland, the (apparent) home of Cait Sith? Been loving the run so far!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, banderbear91! (Today's storm count: 13)
Tikosh_: Heyho TXC2
Leonhart321: I mean you say that, but 7777 is a thing
neuroflare: I tihnk emerald is harder because of the materia restrictions
jameswanders: Snowboarding? :D
amras0x00: You might want to fix your hair there, Graham
t3h_f1gm3nt: KotR or riot!
neuroflare: you cant really have more than 8 materia to fight it
TXC2: 4 hour SWS was tight
PharaohBender27: I just started that episode this morning :P
gallows_humor: yet if you max out the correct Materia, you can start the Weapon fights and just set the controller down. eventually you win
DJayHGaming: Cheer100 No PS4, so I can't play the remake; have some bits for inspiring to pick up FF15
plummeting_sloth: oh right! New SWS!
beowuuf: sWs was v cool!
GapFiller: oyeh new sWs is DOPE
GapFiller: if yr havent watched it yet hit it up after the strem
TheMoatman: It's keying
PsychoI3oy: yeah SwS was great, thanks for breaking down the Funhouse match
DarkMorford: Yeah, that was like Lord of the Rings long. :P
TehAmelie: hey Wutaiu guys doing?
WeedenProject: As someone who doesn't watch wrestling, that SwS was one hell of a trip
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Krektogar: SwS is great, Wrestemans seems to have been wild :D
jameswanders: Spiky hair is on theme, tbf
Milambus: It not perfect system
RomanGoro: Hair is chroma keying a bit
peejeeful: still watching side walk slam i am at the fire fly fun house
TheWarbo: your hair seems a bit low-resolution around the edges Kappa
GapFiller: not everyone can have perfect hair
GapFiller: give him a rest
plummeting_sloth: Grahams hair had a touch of the Gibb
Leonhart321: Oh yeah, that SwS was glorious. I also am inspired to watch the Boneyard and Firefly matches now
GapFiller: if yr just max out the materia yeh
PixelArtDragon: I only got 40 minutes into it, but it's the first SWS that is about something I've watched already and now I appreciate it even more!
theshinyakuma: never heard of that
Genie_M: final attack - phoenix
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Counter-Mime.
frenzyfivefour: summons and mimic
cuttlefishman: summons and mimics
khawl: the firefly "match" was wild. (also the first bit of WWE I have watched in like a decade)
KingJimmeh: Multipe use of KotR I guess?
cuttlefishman: are basically gambits
Genie_M: summons and mimes
GapFiller: esp the Firelfy Funhaus
StormDraylor: Sup
SniperPumpkin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
SniperPumpkin: It's a baker's year! Thanks for all the everything.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SniperPumpkin! (Today's storm count: 14)
Zaghrog: Mime is one heck of a Command
frenzyfivefour: it's still alot of grinding
n_mandrag: Is this the Finale of Fantasy ?
Joda011980: goodevening everyone
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh the gambits. i still remember setting up the infinite slime farming and leaving my ps2 on overnight
TheMoatman: I haven't had the free sixth of a day I need to watch the SWS
GapFiller: n_mandrag Friday
lurkerspine: Did Graham tweet?
Tikosh_: FF7R after this?
TheWarbo: has the next PiF been decided yet?
TheMoatman: The clear move is to play the remake on stream after this
gallows_humor: Counter-attack linked with summons. some other shenanigans to auto rez the entire party
TXC2: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [17h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Adam is away today so Ben's running solo! Time to get Spoopy with Paranormal HK on the Let's NOPE! | http://Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EWursExX0AMFFca.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1255285702742458368
EvilBadman: Ghost of no Tweet
Leonhart321: Roll on to FF8 Remaster?
Genie_M: jlrrCool
Tikosh_: @LoadingReadyRun no tweet yet
PharaohBender27: :O
Suffix: I'M FUNNY GRAHAM
RayFK: DAMNIT GRAHAM
PixelArtDragon: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Tikosh_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
rocketjohn: forgot to tweet ghost.
amative1: lrrSPOOP
Kikazi: for shame G... lrrHEART
RayFK: YOU HAD TWO JOBS
n_mandrag: Graham got got ?! the horror!
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
plummeting_sloth: I think the RE-6 was basically play it forward before play it forward
accountmadeforants: We'll tweet it in post
snowcookies: Is there still a spoop screen if ppl don't tweet?
NathanJay_GA: !findquote tweet
LRRbot: Quote #5139: "I predict a lot of angry tweets." —Graham [2018-07-05]
drfox17: okay chat, are we the LoadingReadyRunners?
odamadillo: I just reached what I believe is the ending of FF7 remake. I have yet to actually beat the game though.
GapFiller: oyeh Paranormal HK last nacht watching a game in Cantonese and being able to understand the language w/out needing the subtitles was ...something yeh
frenzyfivefour: let me take a selfie
amative1: drfox17 we are
plague_shaman: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
plummeting_sloth: because there was no reason to finish that awful game other than the sheer act of finishing it
drfox17: which has subsets of Pit People and Coffee friends, and what
TehAmelie: are we going down to Gorky park?
armoredscarves: I have to say, I quite fancy those EU-friendly streaming times :D
TheWarbo: oooh G another proud member of Team No-Case?
StormDraylor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
StormDraylor: I return once more.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, StormDraylor! (Today's storm count: 15)
daft_inquisitor: cheer 100 Any chance of getting a podcast of you talking about your feelings on the Remake? Because I want to hear ALL your thoughts.
GapFiller: armoredscarves eh theyre great right
RayFK: Are you kidding? Because you did this, I can call it professional development! How does a content creator tweet!?
DRMagnify: are we getting omnislash before ending?
Firnsarwen: belated raid emotes! jlrrPillow jlrrIronball jlrrPunch jlrrCool
TXC2: drfox17 it's more a series of venn diagrams
BaronVonPoppinOff subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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ThoughtProt: i made it live!
KingJimmeh: I might load up my FF7R save after this and knock through another version of Chapter 9.
iondream: Wait that’s not a green screen?
Genie_M: so battle square until omnislash?
ThoughtProt: I remembered!
plummeting_sloth: hells yeah!
PixelArtDragon: We are live send tweet
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for @Graham_LRR to tie up some loose ends around The Planet, as he continues his playthrough of FFVII on PLAY IT FORWARD! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWyYdx8UMAElOTC.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1255546041023131648
TXC2: iondream no it is
Kikazi: sergeHi @Suffix you ready for Thursday? RPGEpicSword
Zaghrog: Pagoda and Battle Square are probably both on today's agenda
Milambus: Yea, G you should join Talking Sim and do FF7 Remake
Tikosh_: you can see the greenscreen in the tweet
Suffix: God no.
Kikazi: lol
GapFiller: need a new case myseln old one is falling apart at this rate gonna be part of Team nocase w/out even trying
daft_inquisitor: cheer100 Any chance of getting a podcast of you talking about your feelings on the Remake? Because I want to hear ALL your thoughts.
n_mandrag: ouch
jameswanders: I need to do that
Manae: I can already see how the battle square is going to do: turn one, break weapon
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun slam a ribbon on cloud and lets go
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
plummeting_sloth: I can walk again!
KingJimmeh: Holy f'. Hope you feel better
jameswanders: The oil change part, not the crushed part, that is.
Leonhart321: I hope it wasn't major
TXC2: great that's a nightmare I'm having tonight :P
Kikazi: yipes, swift recovery!
TehAmelie: hmm if you absorb Gravity, does Demi heal you for half your HP?
plummeting_sloth: also, just pay people to change your oil people
teaspooncody: FilmCritHulk's autocorrect must be a mess
dudecon: Aww @jameswanders I was going to ask you to film it
TwitchTVsFrank: always use jack stands folks! a jack is not enough
frenzyfivefour: and therefore i end up never actually finishing
Crad0k: we do have seven days too
PixelArtDragon: Is your eye alraight? :P
TheMandrew: what's wrong with your eye? *wink*
theshinyakuma: you should see a doctor for that twitch
NightValien28: you have reached the POINT. OF. NO. RETURN.
Zaghrog: Ther's plenty of dungeon left in the crater before the actual no return point
jameswanders: @dudecon i've a smart car, so it'd likely be less tragic and more comical than you'd expect
EvilBadman: doing all the side quests before beating the game is just Breath of the Wild
Leonhart321: Apart from 8 and the Lunatic Pandora
noSmokeFire: that's more than twice as many FFs!
plummeting_sloth: FFXV is like two FFVII! Maybe a little more!
ArcticAtlantic: oh hey scotland hi-5!
PixelArtDragon: So how far into which CD are we?
Genie_M: from ffX - FFXV which one would you recommend best?
TheWarbo: I mean they're good at signaling but it's still hilarious story-wise of "are we suuuure we don't have random errands before we do the item of Literally Save The World importance"
EvilBadman: We on Disc 3
FlyingUltraCar: I’ve missed out on a bunch of this playthrough
GapFiller: PixelArtDragon Disc 3
GamesAndInk: Adam is playing Nier Automata, and that game completely doesn't warn you about point of no return; he just comes back to town from some random quest to find everything on fire and everyone dead. It was pretty funny.
frenzyfivefour: yay
TehAmelie: a talking head GVlog perhaps?
plummeting_sloth: Live segment?
itsr67: eyyy
TheWanderingNomad: See this is why when I do JRPGs I do sidequest throughout the game so its spread out
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A GVLOG where Graham walks around Victoria talking about FF7R
KingJimmeh: HE EXISTS!
ThoughtProt: HE EXISTS!
amative1: "Oh god, he's running in and out again..."
SnivianMoon: WE FOUND HIM!
Dared00: Talking Sim? That might work?
Genie_M: naah, they don't exist
theshinyakuma: theres actually a very good ap grinding spot in the northern crater right before the point of no retun
drfox17: "That guys is back! he keeps coming in and out!"
GapFiller: HE HERE
PharaohBender27: WE FOUND HIM
jameswanders: oh, I'v been watching the wrong window this whole time
DarkMorford: Graham, maybe talk to Wiggins and do a not-Countdown to Infinity?
GamesAndInk: Senor Cardgage?!?!
Pteraspidomorphi: Señor cardgage!
Alahmnat: it's Senor Cardgage!
Zaghrog: Just take maximum
TheWanderingNomad: AskLRR but its only G talking about FF7R?
dudecon: 700 kg is still no joke @jameswanders
SnivianMoon: And now he's Senior Cardgage.
FlyingUltraCar: One-off revival of Those Games We Played?
itsr67 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
itsr67: he EXISTS
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, itsr67! (Today's storm count: 17)
Leonhart321: I'd be down for Graham on Talking Sim for the remake
plummeting_sloth: Senior CArgage, GP MErchant
Genie_M: repeat until you have enough GP
CastleOtranto: Senor Cardgage!
jameswanders: @dudecon nothing about a smartcar is "no joke" ;)
Zaghrog: This is why this takes so long to grind, 100 GP at a time
Misslinnythebaker: there is that sweet saucer music
CaptainEnder7: Senor Cardgage at the Gold Saucer
Lord_ZYRK: "He does exist!" "They do exist!"
AllGoodDogs: Senor Cardgames
Lordofironstorm: He seems totally normal and not sketchy at all
PixelArtDragon: This sounds wonderfully baroque
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SWPilgrim: @LoadingReadyRun Are we beating the game today?
Saphling: You'll need approximately 400-500 GP to do the battle square enough times to get Omnislash
Saphling: iirc
jameswanders: so... maybe only a Disc 3 thing?
Crad0k: 'look, i've got this mastered All, it's worth 15 mil, just give me all your gp'
UponMyOath: My stream froze, so I just saw a ton of “He exists!” Proper culty
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You might want to farm up a few more GP first.
Leonhart321: Hey buddy...... what're you buying
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n_mandrag: Well, he will be there unless he decides to retire on all the money he's making off selling GP...
theshinyakuma: did he just quote the m&m commercial
Zaghrog: Tifa's gimmick doesn't really work here
Dezufnocosem: it's always a good time for Senor Cardgage
Comeback323: id love to see tifa go through
PandaLurker42: No I thought it was in the car/ garage?
theshinyakuma: throw a ribbon on cloud and go go go
GapFiller: mebbe equip Cloud w/ a ribbon instead
LadyAiluros: no, Cloud is better
Comeback323: 60 secs is enough to do some damage haha
Twinklebees: Excardon me, clod. Whould you like to punchase some Sauce points?
noSmokeFire: a tactical tifa emplacement
drfox17: yeah, maybe go with a different wepon, or use cloud
Zaghrog: Tifa can work, but the gimmick not so much
plummeting_sloth: "But. where do YOU get your GP from?" "Don't worry about it"
RagingTrees: her ultimate weapon is still really good and scales with how full her limit is
Leonhart321: Probably want 300 GP for this if you're gunning for Omnislash
drfox17: wait, does cloud have all his limits?
aerohydra: dont have to worry about ap
cuttlefishman: G - do you prefer the ribbon?
arcanist1740: doesn't cloud need some kills?
cuttlefishman: I'm more of a ribout guy
Genie_M: yeah ribbon + cloud + slash-all is a good combo
SajuukSjet: i love that phrasing >D "... she stops being a weapons platform"
peejeeful: tifas final weapon don't use limit break?
GapFiller: drfox17 no which is why were here
theshinyakuma: gotta go win it from games lol
bigpuppystuart: i don''t remember Yuffie looking so intensely....intense.
WeedenProject: You don't earn AP here, so a good idea to equip some ultimate weapons
Hotrob_McAwesometon: death sentance combo gives you 28x4, I think I saw you had a weapon for tifa that was about 100 power, no?
drfox17: @GapFiller I meant all the other limits
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then you'll have to go play the submarine game.
KingJimmeh: Load up Cloud with Command materias and ribbon. Maybe try it once
DarkMorford: Graham, maybe talk to Wiggins and do a not-Countdown to Infinity for the remake?
kais58: and use ultima weapon surely?
Saphling: If you don't have enough GP, you'll have to leave the battle square to get more, and lose what progress you've made
ThoughtProt: this game must have been a riot back in its day. especially when Clod, I mean cloud and best puncher EVAR tifa are heavily implied to have bone'd down...this game was rated what T?
plummeting_sloth: I think also if you can get Tifa to critical health, you can get some of that killing potential back
TehAmelie: ´Cloud with a ribbon on is the easy mode. Cloud with a ribbon and Mimic materia to repeatedly do his lvl 3 limit break is v. easy
Druj_Nasu: The gil trader voice sounded kind of like the Sesame Street salesman to me.
Genie_M: slash-all works
Alsritt: TIME FOR ULTIMA
LadyAiluros: I mean yeah load cloud up with HP+ mp+ and command on UW an go to town
Zaghrog: Having a wide array of ways to attack is useful in the Arena, so having Restore and an attack Magic is handy
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TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
Leonhart321: If memory serves, can't you get an extra 50 from doing the Moogle game here, or was it less /more
Saphling: I learned that the hard way
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
larus_marinus: do tifa still have cover on?
GapFiller: DarkMorford that actually sounds pretty fun just for Team Cloud Tifa Red vs Team Cloud Cid Yuffie
LordShadner: right Tifa's Ultimate weapon powers up based on her Limit Breack bar so that might be better
frnknstn: chocobo racing stream!
StewartRWyatt: Ah yes, Cloud's Ultimate weapon, Ultima weapon, obtained by beating Ultima Weapon, one of the Planet's Ultimate Weapons
Zaghrog: the handicaps can cripple pretty much any attack verctor of a character
boristhewizard: You could do what I did as a kid and just spam Bahamut Zero. You'll get omnislash eventually, it might just take 4 hours of unskippable summon animations!
plummeting_sloth: I beliieve we already go teh Moogle GP
KingJimmeh: Whats the amount of GP we'll need?
LordShadner: that plus ribbon
theshinyakuma: yeah that was what i was suggesting
masterfrog316: you'll want around 450
jameswanders: Calling it for the Remake: You can get Ruby or Emerald to join your party and take them to the Battle Square
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @LoadingReadyRun Regen is very good in battle square because your HP keeps going up during the slot phase, so you start every round at full HP.
Manae: For the love of Holy, have Transform materia in case your accessory breaks and you get mini/toad
TehAmelie: i'm trying to remember how you get auto-haste. added effect-time in your armor?
ArchRequiemD: The last time I did this I just used mimic Knights of the round. It was almost funny but mostly depressing how easy that made the arena.
Alsritt: did we ever actually figure out what triggers this guy
Leonhart321: I mean, I thought you remembered that, that's why I suggested it
dredgyboi: I feel like ive been mandella affected cus I cant remember farming GP ever XD but ive played through with omnislash many times XD
n_mandrag: and how did we defeat ultima weapon ? By sending in the ULTIMATE Weapon called Tifa
snowcookies: not to be confused with ultima the materia
GapFiller: jameswanders whatif FF7R is just Pokemon Persona
ghost_waz: how many levels of ultima are we on my dude?
amative1: Or in layman's terms: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo
frnknstn: but not related to ultima materia
theshinyakuma: ok so i read the GP guy was like 1/8 chance but i never saw him
Saphling: It's 32,000 BP for Omnislash, iirc. Approximately 4000 BP per full win at Battle Square, so 8-ish full wins to get enough
Zaghrog: Accessory can be lost, but then again so can any materia
plummeting_sloth: We tried to make that GP show up for 10 minutes before
Genie_M: added effect hades to the sword is fun
aussie_rob_w: I’m definitely going to watch ALL the episodes of this one day
Lizardman175: your accessory can get "broken" so it might help
Saphling: 4000+ BP
theshinyakuma: ribbon works on everything so you dont need hades right?
LordShadner: you could switch Tifa to her Ultimate and a ribbon
Alsritt: how much is it to enter into the battle square?
ComradeMik: I don't know why I'm awake at 3:30 am, but this is a pleasant way to be over tired
Saphling: I think it's 10
Wrexadecimal: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:19.
jameswanders: how do you "normally" get GP?
Zaghrog: Special Battle is worth more BP, but not sure if we're strong enough to do that
TehAmelie: the bigger handicaps you get, the more points, though. if you survive
noSmokeFire: @jameswanders gambling
LadyAiluros: yeah but so can your weapon, armor or materia
aussie_rob_w: It’s I’m not supposed to be awake right now but the YouTube videos will be gr3at
Saphling: I think you'll be fine
plummeting_sloth: I really enjoy that the ultimate attack on our ultimate weapon is a token redemption from a carnival
theshinyakuma: @jameswanders beating games or chocobo racing
Critterbot: Or chocobo races.
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ArchRequiemD: Materia can be broken either one type or all
Leonhart321: Maybe save after doing it?
GapFiller: theres a couple new ones now
noSmokeFire: should we put ultima on ultimate weapon?
Genie_M: now you have submarine battle and snowboarding
LadyAiluros: I feel like I get it from chocobo racing when I get KOTR
GapFiller: mebbe check out the new games
fry_dx: You get different BP depending on the handicaps - the maximum per run is 12,856 so you can in theory get Omnislash in 3 runs
plummeting_sloth: Like earning a nike from a Chuck E Cheese
Leonhart321: Oh, so we've done the Moogle Story game then?
Saphling: you have plenty
plummeting_sloth: er, nuke
jameswanders: I recall Snowboard and Subfighting... what else was there?
theshinyakuma: we have so much money and a shady GP dealer sooo
TXC2: man we loaded
steelfox13: It's not like the world is in peril, let's snowboard a bit.
ArchRequiemD: Mine usually come from Chocobo races
GapFiller: Leonhart321 did it 1st time here
CaptainEnder7: That's very interesting. I just switched from my phone to desktop, and where my phone was playing the music correctly, the desktop has the music pitch-shifted up.
Zaghrog: Leonhart321 yeah, it's one of the early ones
GapFiller: it was the only game we played
malsareus: ah yes, the 1% solution
AntiCrepuscular: did G just find the GP trader?
TehAmelie: wow, Gold Saucer invented microtransactions
jameswanders: oh Motorcycling we did
LordShadner: BIke and Moggle
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Crad0k: yeah, choco racing when you're trying to get your gold is probably the handiest way
theshinyakuma: and the moogle
TXC2: AntiCrepuscular yeap
compuNIC: basketball game
AntiCrepuscular: $$$
fry_dx: If you're good at the Basketball you can absolutely rinse it for GP, it's quick and predicatble
Leonhart321: Basketball
GapFiller: there shd be Snowboarding and the Submarine game now which oughta be new
BoblinTheGoblin69: what is grahm trying to do?
noSmokeFire: oh, twitch is mad at me right now
Saphling: 10 GP per Battle Square, 4000+ BP per full win... at most, 8 full wins to get enough
Critterbot: There's also the arm wrestling.
Sarah_Serinde: That's a mood, Graham
Wrexadecimal: I'm going back and cheevo hunting in FF7R atm.
Leonhart321: Can't imagine why
GapFiller: evening Sarah_Serinde
aerohydra: id love a you and matt recap pod
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
Sunidesus: I agree with that mood
Tikosh_: And every episode you say you are 15-20 hours in.. you are not making any progress, G D:
Sarah_Serinde: GapFiller sergeHi
TheWooglie: I'd be interested in a LRR one off remake podcast
Angnor33: Looking forward to 'Reasoned Takes From Graham' on the FF7 remake. :)
TheWanderingNomad: Hmmm...to play in the Manderville Gold Saucer while G plays around the Gold Saucer...too Inception?
noSmokeFire: does revive kill undead enemies?
bigpuppystuart: Don't let Bartleby play the remake. It might give him...ideas
plummeting_sloth: ask if Yuffie can revive from the stands
brainbosh: Final attack revive or final attack phoenix?
RegulusPratus: Does Final Attack+Phoenix work in the Arena, or do you just instantly lose?
Critterbot: Give him the mystile.
Comeback323: can we use more than one HP Plus?
Saphling: I rather enjoyed the Remake, though it was simultaneously too short and too long
red_shoes_jeff: Try it!
KingJimmeh: Luck plus for bonus Crits?
Saphling: I don't think so
Tarkis: Pheonix - Final bow seams straong here too.... oh
LadyAiluros: no
StewartRWyatt: I believe we've tried that and it didn't work
cuttlefishman: Where do you get it?
GamesAndInk: They cannot be combined
Leonhart321: I know that works with a combination
Saphling: you get final attack at the Battle Square, in fact
TheTekkieman: I thought Final Attack Materia...was FROM here.
fry_dx: You get the Final Attack materia here!
SoundGuy0dB: yeah, added cut doesnt work with slash all
Wrexadecimal: Yeah, need to do special battle in battle square for final attack
LadyAiluros: Final Attack is chocobo breeding IIRC
Leonhart321: Here from the special battle I think
Crad0k: from the special battles
Leonhart321: Gotta earn your immortality
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Pride100 I kinda like the direction they went with Jessie. The flirting and trying to manipulate Cloud into doing her bidding makes sense with how she reacted in the elevator. Just trying to get Cloud to like her, no matter what.
KingJimmeh: Lightning?
SoundGuy0dB: you need to win omnislash & he champion belt before you can do the special battles
NDCazzy: As much as I love Materia... I hated having to reshuffle things using the old controls
Critterbot: Give Cloud the Mystile armor, it'll increase his survivability a lot.
raven534: Fire all? Then you won't have a company, Graham
fry_dx: You have to get Omnislash before Final Attack unlocks so... rip
Tarkis: If only there was some guide of guide to strategy it's location could be looked up in.
Saphling: Haste?
BoblinTheGoblin69: what is graham trying to do here?
KingJimmeh: W-Item?
NathanJay_GA: is MP plus helpful here?
GapFiller: BoblinTheGoblin69 Omnislash
Wrexadecimal: @BoblinTheGoblin69 I beleive battle square for omnislash
khawl: 2x cut and slash all don't work if you have both, you can only have 1
KingJimmeh: In case we lose Magic
BoblinTheGoblin69: thx
Foxsploder: More HP plus? makes Ultima weapon stronger, iir
Pandax0: we making the ultimate warrior cloud here?
SoundGuy0dB: added-cut deahblow?
Wrexadecimal: Just hope your materia doesn't break. :)
malsareus: Ultima on Ultima weapons, procured from ultima weapon, the ultimate weapon
fry_dx: Nah
Fenrir_Azazel: Regen?
Manae: Long range to back row
ipoddodd: Is cloud swinging around Ultima Weapon's dead body?
Leonhart321: Item check in case we get all Materia break, which is amazing for points but brutal if unready
TehAmelie: even if your weapon gets broken, you'll punch real hard
GapFiller: Pandax0 yeh it turns out Powersoul Curse Ring Tifa doesnt work here that great
KingJimmeh: Long range not a bad shout
SoundGuy0dB: added-cut deathblow in case you don't want to use a limit to attack?
Critterbot: Mayve give him long rang, put him in hte back row and give him sadness?
Foxsploder: Also you can use pause canceling to game the arena slots
TXC2: the magic names are now pokemon names Kappa
Saphling: Long Range is pretty good for also just lowering damage
plummeting_sloth: also, I just watched the FFVII run from AGDQ 2016 and I love they also use the "Turn Tifa into Howizter with Powersoul and Death" strat
KingJimmeh: I think dump magic
LordShadner: could use infinte elxiers from W-item if you want to be cheap Kappa
Hotrob_McAwesometon: what is w-item ?
NDCazzy: Can you take the armlet from Barrett to have more slots?
LadyAiluros: armor with more slots?
plummeting_sloth: the way to get through this game is to allow Tifa to punch God
drfox17: wait, will that override 2x cut?
GapFiller: plummeting_sloth theres a reason its a speedrun strat
GamesAndInk: Is there an argument to be made for the Curse Ring, since we know the death curse goes away after one round?
Leonhart321: You say that, but I got through 2/3s of the game before I realised Magnify was All
theshinyakuma: @Hotrob_McAwesometon it uses 2 items a turn
SoundGuy0dB: looking pretty good setup
bigpuppystuart: Alright cloud, make it rain
ShaneLeeAtk: Duplicates iteems
Hotrob_McAwesometon: ah cool!
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Lirelent: w-item lets you infinatly duplicate items
TehAmelie: "W" is pronounced like "double" in Japanese, apparently
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ipoddodd: @Hotrob_McAwesometon Use 2 items a turn, but an easy glitch for item duplication
fry_dx: It took me about 3 plays of this game to work out what W- meant
theshinyakuma: and yes there is a glitch to dupe items
SoundGuy0dB: You do want a high defence for battle arena
ArchRequiemD: do you have a mystile
lirazel64: im in your casino, breaking your materia
LadyAiluros: yeah Mystile is amazing
NDCazzy: I forgot the armor also had effects... I need to play this again too
silenceaux: Kamen Rider W-Item
plummeting_sloth: yeah, I can't believe how easy that item duping from last stream was
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GapFiller: lol
Tantar: that was a good game
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Critterbot: @theshinyakuma He knows, and he's not going to use it.
RayFK: WHY IS THAT STILL IN THE OFFICE!?
Tarkis: If you have 2 mastered deathblow you can do added cut deathblow and counter attack deathblow and counter with deathblow and added cut.
plummeting_sloth: the answer is you, clearly
NightValien28: you are the coolest thing in the place G
TheWanderingNomad: @TehAmelie - I think because phonetically you pronounce it "Dabaru" so it's a stand in for Double
fry_dx: Naw G the coolest thing in the room you're in is you
Manae: Is the Escort Guard better? Nulls a lot of elements
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cuttlefishman: VIVA Stream
accountmadeforants: It's the monitor we're on Kappa
amative1: O_O
Sarah_Serinde: Ian :D
snowcookies: Oooh Luppin
KingJimmeh: Next Play It Forward?
NightValien28: ah Ian was there I see
GapFiller: noice thats gotta be Ians
Lord_ZYRK: Lupin PogChamp
jameswanders: someone was bemoaning on Monday how long it took them to realise "W-" meant "Double-".... which was when I figured it out.
TXC2: #BlameIan
cuttlefishman: LUPIN
theshinyakuma: @Critterbot i was telling someone in chat lol
plummeting_sloth: I mean, Lupin is pretty cool
Pandax0: the answer is you G
amative1: Lupaan.... Lupaan the third!
raven534: Remember Matters of Import?
red_shoes_jeff: Barret
Leonhart321: Wait, you can't just drop that on us and not explain further
theshinyakuma: SEND IT
Rhynerd: I remember that Matters of Import episode!
GapFiller: raven534 certainly remember Beej x Ian torturing Adam w/ kusoges
plummeting_sloth: we gotta a lotta grinding to do. Hit it!
cuttlefishman: Graham, which of the Lupin cast is James?
jameswanders: yeah... make sure you have all the materia you might want from others before starting too, I guess
SoundGuy0dB: You should have a good chance with your setup
GapFiller: cuttlefishman Zenigata
PixelArtDragon: Isn't Matters of Import just Ian's Play It Forwards now?
PharaohBender27: Time to FIGHT
TehAmelie: i like to pronounce it wuh-item myself
RegulusPratus: Off course!
frnknstn: matters of import (briefly) had the best intro vid
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cuttlefishman: James is not Zenigata
Wolfstrike_NL: Oooo a piece of colour glass
accountmadeforants: It's slightly transparent :O
Saphling: it's partially see-through! neat
Genie_M: counter-attack?
TheWarbo: bro do you even Horn Lift
Alsritt: isn't this auto? why are you controlling it?
LadyAiluros: you need moe HP to power UW up
Wrexadecimal: bye-sected. lrrBEEJ
jonasjonIV: ah, / all
Lord_ZYRK: It look so cool :O
Thisbymaster: well we are boned
LadyAiluros: UW powers up according to cloud's HP
plummeting_sloth: wow, that's for the whole run?
ArchRequiemD: That is a bad start
GapFiller: one swing
Critterbot: Welp...
drfox17: UM
Saphling: augh
cuttlefishman: umm
HubbeKing: oof
KingJimmeh: Oh dear
TXC2: that sounds bad
DiscordianTokkan: Ofda
kamelion84: katesScared
Terradana: uh oh
TehAmelie: i do like how they went through the trouble of making all the extra animations for all the characters for the special attack materias
HubbeKing: Guess we magic now?
GapFiller: ruh roh
SoundGuy0dB: you can slow the slots slightly using L or R
theshinyakuma: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Is this really Cloud, or Tifa in disguise as Cloud?
raven534: Looks fine to me
HubbeKing: Except we can't use Ethers
Manae: Well at least you can get a LOT of BP fo rthis
LordShadner: Magic then run?
Crad0k: it's an attack power drop, should be fine
Genie_M: weapon bonuses zero
Saphling: eye-jellies
LadyAiluros: you can still use weapon but it gives no bonuses
GapFiller: lrrFINE
fry_dx: You can still attack, it just uses Cloud's base strength with no bonus
TehAmelie: he's a big lad
cuttlefishman: Wait, are we doping
Revelia: it means your damage comes only from your stats no longer your weapon
TheWanderingNomad: "Hey Cloud!" "Wha-" *Shoves Power Source into mouth*
dangerous_safety: cloud has become drug
GapFiller: dat High Source Diet paying off
LadyAiluros: I mean didn't Hojo do that 5 years ago?
red_shoes_jeff: Drugs, drugs, drugs! Some are good!
plummeting_sloth: Please game, that sword is not broken. Powersoul, curse ring... THAT"S broken
khawl: fun thing about the Ultima Weapon, it starts fading to dark blue the less HP you have (its power is based on Clouds HP)
TXC2: SPACE MARINES!
LadyAiluros: no points for tht tho
GapFiller: SPESH MEHREENS!
Sly_chocobo: Aere you fighting.. Mini-Space marines?
fry_dx: They're ice golems
Saphling: boo. Cure doesn't net you any points
Lizardman175: ice enemies so fire?
Sly_chocobo: Ultra-Marines by the colour..?
LordShadner: ice bots i think
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plummeting_sloth: no, they only look like robots
raven534: Fire?
TXC2: Sly_chocobo More Crimson Fist IMO
theshinyakuma: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TehAmelie: are they like 1:4 scale Warhammer figures? can we steal them for collecting?
GDwarf: These are 5x-sized WH40K minis with a bolted-on ice maker from someone's fridge.
accountmadeforants: Marvel, as Cloud tenderizes these fantastical beasts with what's left of a sword and sheer, drug-fueled strength!
jameswanders: does the remake increase the 9999 damage max (or do we know?)
plummeting_sloth: honestly they looks like bad-guys from Prayer Warriors
RustyNaylz_102: lrrGRAHAM lrrGRAHAM
khawl: the Ice Golems have no weakness if i recall correctly
LadyAiluros: yeah the all materia slots run is your big point getter
SoundGuy0dB: yeah, healing or lucky 7's doesn't net you many points'
fry_dx: Yeah Ice golems aren't actually weak to fire, they just absorb ice
PsychoI3oy: interesting, they do seem to be weak to Big Fucking Sword
amative1: Put a box in a box, then put that box in another box and mail it to myself. Then, when it arrives, SMASH IT WITH YOUR SWORD.
theshinyakuma: nooooo
Sly_chocobo: @txc2 I onyl ever played the digital games so I'll bow to your expertise :)
LordShadner: I hope the remakes keep the 7777 lucky
SoundGuy0dB: I like to break my materias I dint use in battle like summon
RustyNaylz_102: missed an episode or two, have we beaten the game yet?
fry_dx: Just in case your materia all breaks next :P
swedish_roman: whazzaa
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol
cuttlefishman: hunh
jonasjonIV: how?
fry_dx: You're not getting many points this round, lol
PharaohBender27: @RustyNaylz_102 No, we're doing this pre-endgame
TheTekkieman: This isn't gonna be worth much points.
GapFiller: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK katesLol katesLol katesLol
silenceaux: he's cracked the system
Wrexadecimal: blessRNG
jameswanders: @RustyNaylz_102 nope... loose ends today, possbily end game friday
Manae: Okay I may have lied about good BP for this one
Wrexadecimal: BlessRNG
Critterbot: Not gonna be a particularly huge payout now even if you win.
MyrddintheWizard: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
SoundGuy0dB: I try & prioritise keeping command going for enemy skills
raven534: Extreme Bummer? No, this is not that
ArcOfTheConclave: wait, perminantly bloken?
KingJimmeh: We regen'd all that damage immediately XD
TehAmelie: it's like when you have the timing for getting red shells in Super Mario Kart
fry_dx: The last two handicaps matter most anyway
theshinyakuma: minutes Kappa
Kajamakuji: This final fantasy is notable for the only one where regen is worth a damn
GapFiller: lolribbon
jonasjonIV: toad, like from the Mario
dudecon: Don't forget Dblow on single enemies
fry_dx: 130 in column 5
dialMforMara: what is Toad here?
SoundGuy0dB: your better bonuses are in latar fights anyway
GapFiller: dialMforMara status
Zaghrog: Toad turns one into a Toad
plummeting_sloth: so that value carries over even if Toad fisszles?
TXC2: dialMforMara you turn into a toad
GapFiller: turns yr into a toad
TehAmelie: i mean the item to cure toad isn't expensive. . .
LadyAiluros: i don't think you get th points if it doesn't work?? I don't remember
TheMoatman: Wait, I wasn't paying attention. Why is Cloud blinking? And hitting all enemies?
Crad0k: ochu!
fry_dx: 1602 in column 6
GapFiller: ahhhh
DiscordianTokkan: Ochoooh noooo
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
KSmallmoon: Occhu!
TXC2: #BigPollen
KingJimmeh: Oh boy. Glad we have that Ribbon
GamesAndInk: Big big, and I mean BIG big big
Pandax0: Occhu
TehAmelie: it's a near-marlboro
SoundGuy0dB: ohhh, this guy
LadyAiluros: Ochu
timetwister7: ochu monkaS
Alsritt: BIGPOLLEN PogChamp
Terradana: the biggest of pollens my dude
TheMoatman: Big Pollen doesn't want you to know that Buster Swords kill plants
Manae: Can't he sneeze you out of here?
ShaneLeeAtk: that is a massive nugg.
azureHaights: Aw yeah, roll yo' ass around in summa dat plantsex
swedish_roman: large pollinating creature
Zaghrog: eh, I don't recall Ochu being too scary here
jameswanders: Are all the BR enemiies also somewhere else in the game?
TXC2: Hayfever is conspiracy by big pollen Kappa
daft_inquisitor: I think I fought him in FFX
TheWanderingNomad: This is a big Ochu, I mean all the ones I've smashed were a quarter of that size
GapFiller: forgotten are there actual Malboros in the Battle Square?
NightValien28: it should be
plummeting_sloth: fire?
Revelia: i think this is the last one
theshinyakuma: yes last one
Revelia: so use your summons
LadyAiluros: no it's the ghost ship that messes you up cause hje knocks you out of the arena
afoersch: ooooh we battle square now?
Alahmnat: got there
Biomonkey01: Enemy Skill is such a cool materia in FF7, sad it's really limited in the remake
accountmadeforants: Big pollen? But I have big allergies!
theshinyakuma: @LadyAiluros that is the most annoying
GapFiller: afoersch yeh going for Omnislash
afoersch: this was my favorite sidequest in the game
cuttlefishman: hunh
Saphling: niiiice
Alahmnat: holy moly
NightValien28: goood
kamelion84: katesWat
AntiCrepuscular: $$$
Genie_M: cool points
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah, Ghost ship is a big pain!
plummeting_sloth: welp
Goorguy: wowww
TehAmelie: and we got a tissue to cry in
HubbeKing: Those Weapon Broken probably boosted you Real Big
dudecon: heal up?
1losttheGame: daaaaaaamn
TXC2: cash money there
khawl: some of the Battle Square mobs are unique to it, like the Ochu and the basic (non masterr) tonberry
Zaghrog: Apparently Tifa's fight was a low one
Saphling: note to self, broken weapon= good points
TheTekkieman: I stand corrected.
LadyAiluros: NIIIICE
GapFiller: notbad
Terradana: lrrFINE
jameswanders: what is the "tissue" thing?
Critterbot: You can get much much more though.
LordShadner: 2 weapon brk. and a frog
theshinyakuma: pray for no tonberry and no ghost ship
GapFiller: jameswanders a tissue
62MGcobra: whats the points at now?
snowcookies: to cry into
Leonhart321: The worse the reels, the better the points
TehAmelie: it took me maybe 10 years to figure out the "tissue" item isn't like, organic tissue to build your toy soldier army with
fry_dx: 88... something
DRMagnify: 8800
SoundGuy0dB: yeah goog points come out as 12,000+
cuttlefishman: poggies my doggies, weapon break
SytYoshi: 8819
afoersch: widdle baby teaws
Wolfstrike_NL: 8819?
raven534: 8819?
jameswanders: but... we won? Why do we get a consolation prize
LadyAiluros: tho if you do emerald you need to go down to the underwater passage and morph a ghost ship
RegulusPratus: I think it's just a Japanese thing? Handing out tissues.
plummeting_sloth: oh right, we cashed out last time
GapFiller: ROC!
GapFiller: ITS A ROC!
Saphling: I remember a early-internet theory that the tissues were involved in a secret way to revive Aerith.
Zaghrog: Haste is not as good in this game as it is in other games, imo
DiscordianTokkan: Roc, or Zuu?
Terradana: ok boomer
Lirelent: yea Big Guard is REALLY fantastic
TehAmelie: or build Aeris, right
Saphling: Like from late 1990s
afoersch: but it wasn't a roc - it was a roc lobster!
NightValien28: cloud's a millenial
TheWanderingNomad: It seems to be a Japanese thing where you get all these prizes then some tissues
Kajamakuji: I mean Im sure there are people who have wasted a lot of tissues on Arieth
theshinyakuma: oh man
SoundGuy0dB: You are ideally looking to break 10k+ points per match for efficiency
Wrexadecimal: DED
TheTekkieman: I think you get Tissues, regardless of win/loss.
Alahmnat: wow
ainamarth120: I seem to recall that I used Finishing Touch and copy to keep doing it
snowcookies: wekt
plummeting_sloth: get RECKED
Lex_Peacekeeper: come on level one cloud!
DiscordianTokkan: Eff that frog in particular
AntiCrepuscular: PogChamp the damage
HubbeKing: Cloud takes no shits
theshinyakuma: RIP
benspaceguy: 9999. you love to see it.
62MGcobra: whats the goal 32 k or 64 k?
GapFiller: wracked and ruined
drfox17: a Tifa Lockhart of damage!
Saphling: we small
Alahmnat: geez
cuttlefishman: We elevator now
WeedenProject: ultima weapon absolutely slaps
plummeting_sloth: he's shrinking!
jonasjonIV: this seems unlikely.
TehAmelie: the arena is a D&D Vampire today
LordShadner: 44 now
cuttlefishman: just going straight down
Gekyouryuu: you won, so the tissue was to wipe off the blood, @loadingreadyrun
Zaghrog: ehh, should be fine
KingJimmeh: Still doing alright
silenceaux: shrink this man
fry_dx: Fortunately you can't get "Down five levels" in slot 4 :P
theshinyakuma: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
LadyAiluros: bahbai
Saphling: do you have slow on?
jameswanders: Levels? Where we're going, we don't need... levels.
LadyAiluros: yeah but that's bog points IIRC
SoundGuy0dB: levels isnt too bad to some
RegulusPratus: Minotaur with TWO SHIELDS
AntiCrepuscular: who's this spicy fellow
Atreides42: I was going to say at least your HP doesn't go down, but then...
LordShadner: that hurts your weapon
TheWanderingNomad: Is..is this..Two Shields Jackson?
GapFiller: uh oh
Critterbot: Can fix that woth Big Guard.
Saphling: Big Guard?
Zaghrog: magic against this one
Revelia: it's the guy you use magic on
fry_dx: Magic him G
Tantar: I want that guy for my tank
Alsritt: WHITE WIND!
Leonhart321: I mean, levels don't matter when your weapon hits like a truck
theshinyakuma: half health screws your ultima weapon too
TehAmelie: that was a critical strike miss,s omehow
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Big Guard gives haste.
fry_dx: Or that
dudecon: White wind?
LordShadner: big guard does haste
Zaghrog: lucky
LadyAiluros: he has super high dex
Terradana: ez
Saphling: nice damage
GapFiller: ONE SLASH
TXC2: Tantar still want em now? Kappa
GapFiller: dat ribbon doing work
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ArchRequiemD: Ribbon helps so so much
afoersch: anyone else hear the music just slow down?
LadyAiluros: sheeple
Tantar: Well, he might be weak but I still love the bull
dialMforMara: wake up, sleepel
justwhatever_idk: "GREAT!!"
Terradana: oh baby a tripl
Lirelent: soooo this is going... ok
TXC2: sleepel perchance to deampel
Alahmnat: oh no
cuttlefishman: hi
GapFiller: Wake Up Sleepel
snowcookies: oh hi
Critterbot: What a big lad!
DiscordianTokkan: Big boi season
Leonhart321: Sleepel my people
Wrexadecimal: big boi
kamelion84: katesScared katesScared
Biomonkey01: absolute unit
JeremyDevoid: that is a large lad
GapFiller: ruh roh
Wicker_Knight: who's this thirsty fellow?
SoundGuy0dB: Yeah ribbon rules
RegulusPratus: Big Mood
Saphling: Titan's big brother
red_shoes_jeff: HELP
Genie_M: STOMP
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LordShadner: regen?
TehAmelie: do you have Magic Hammer? that steals MP right
TwitchTVsFrank: thats a big dude
SnivianMoon: He's SO BIG. So VASCULAR.
ContingentCat: now that is an absolute unit
LadyAiluros: hi big boi
n_mandrag: ultima weapon vs absolute unite
Saphling: Actual Titan
fry_dx: Oh look it's Will Smith
KSmallmoon: Hecatoncher?
Pandax0: he so big....
daft_inquisitor: Is that FF7's version of the Iron Giant?
TXC2: Absolute unit
AntiCrepuscular: hi!... Large... friend?
jameswanders: are there "battle room only" enemies?
n_mandrag: *unit
Lordofironstorm: That is a lorge man
EvilBadman: Brock Lesnar, "Who's this motherbusser?"
GamesAndInk: So VASCULAR
justwhatever_idk: Hey it's Adam
GapFiller: Scott Steiner really hasnt been handling his retirement very well
Malacorath: Hey G, hope this goes better for you than me, 9 hours with Yuffie
AntiCrepuscular: uh-oh
Saphling: whut
benspaceguy: : lrrFINE
drfox17: what
Goorguy: Oh I see you also made an Adam golem
snowcookies: I want a cup of his piss
CaptainEnder7: Vince McMahon running the colliseum
PharaohBender27: He's so big
accountmadeforants: I feel like stepping on Cloud should deal damage. What with the hair.
Zaghrog: Battle Arena is perhaps the best use of Magic Hammer
62MGcobra: elfunkPopcorn
Kajamakuji: Moonwars ie, a regular punch
SoundGuy0dB: yeah star wars was copyright...
GapFiller: MOON WARS
Wrexadecimal: @CaptainEnder7 I mean.. you've seen Dio, right? :P
CyberColossus: What is his name?
MyrddintheWizard: jlrrCool
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theshinyakuma: yeah ribbon is the real secret tech for battle arena and pagoda
Qooroo: Is Moon Wars just a big punch?
TXC2: what a move name
Crad0k: regen?
GapFiller: loloneslash
TheWooglie: uh oh
afoersch: Off Course!
Alsritt: whooof
ArchRequiemD: REgen
BimodalComic: LUL Arriving just in time to see Cloud getting stepped on seems fitting somehow
Alahmnat: oof
dudecon: nope, didn't need to be so careful
Saphling: @accountmadeforants He's a human caltrop
TehAmelie: i think that's a moon giant from Led it Rain, 18 years in the future
justwhatever_idk: My favorite Single Attack to do to someone, Several Wars Against or On the Moon
HubbeKing: oh dear, 1600 is not a lot of healths
fry_dx: This is only gonna be about 4500
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
Veste: 15 levels down, 1/4 hp, 1/2 mp. nice.
kamelion84: wow
itsr67: famous film franchise moon wars
Saphling: bwah
Alsritt: GGbois
GapFiller: hah
sjcTheos: this monster is in the pocket of BIG POLLEN
Alahmnat: criminy
Jebobek: "That's ok Big Guard sound effect, I didn't need my right eardrum to work today"
benspaceguy: Moon wars 7:The Push Arises
KingJimmeh: Nice ending
Saphling: wooooow
dudecon: yikes.
theshinyakuma: ribbon is the real secret tech for battle arena and pagoda
Vanbael: enough to make tifa go 'what?'
TheTekkieman: I guess "weapon break" is a LOT more points than that.
Alsritt: what is the pagoda?
Zaghrog: Shouldn't have much trouble getting to Omnislash
StewartRWyatt: "Spring!" is still one of my favorite sketches from you guys
RegulusPratus: What number are we aiming for again?
Diabore: so how do you earn points?
LadyAiluros: roll yourself around in that plant sex
PhoenixMelior: 20000 more?
dostrow_: we going for omnislash?
Pandax0: seems like level down is not that big
theshinyakuma: @Alsritt where you get yuffie final limit
drfox17: another Tifa Lockhart of Damage
TehAmelie: this game is more generous with the ribbons than most of the FFs i think. and they're soo useful
coopdawg_22: !uptime
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Zaghrog: Level down is not a big deal
GapFiller: Alsritt a solo Yuffie gauntlet
TXC2: it's 36000 for omni no?
jameswanders: the slot roll that breaks you're materia should really have Yuffie show up and steal it.
Saphling: aughhh, angry gnats
Zaghrog: 32k
GapFiller: Alsritt its why shes in the party so we can lvl her up
afoersch: bees WutFace
getsomeinya: Limit break
Saphling: I did too
SoundGuy0dB: you can actually get a 3rd ribbon here in the special battle
Robot_Bones: lets see if cloud gets his turn
KingJimmeh: God, could you imagine getting Berserked here.
STALKERsoldiers: FFXII was great imo
SoundGuy0dB: after final attack
kais58: is there a over 9999 limit remover in this game?
Foxsploder: Same
GapFiller: yeh the gambit system was cool
TheWarbo: the animation for Big Pollen should just be Graham aggressively shoving Paul's face into a ton of flowers
ArchRequiemD: that one hurst
raven534: I enjoyed the gambit system... in FE3H
Eclipseon: I remember a friend of mine who set up his Gambits where he never actually had to play the game.
theinvisiblevoice: I would have enjoyed the gambit system in xii if you started with all the slots and options
Saphling: well "darn"
fry_dx: Half MP is way better than down 5 levels :P
dostrow_: Once I am done with my FF IX replay I'm restarting XII, I've never played with the Zodiac system so that will be new and fun
Zaghrog: probably not?
Leonhart321: I enjoyed it more now than back in the day, especially for Yizmat
benspaceguy: Cloud is almost as deadly as tifa. Almost.
SoundGuy0dB: nope @kais58
GapFiller: dont really do rfav rankings but if did FF12 wd be up there
saucemaster5000: I just started playing FF9 -- any reason to play the tetra card game? It seems... dumb
afoersch: dat damage cap Kreygasm
TheThromborax: wait what did he say about FF12 my perfect favorite child?
DiscordianTokkan: Counter, nooooo
Zaghrog: that sucks
AntiCrepuscular: ooof
Saphling: oh dear
BimodalComic: Just a minor level of overkill, no big deal
Chipton: It was the best and I'm sad it's not in all games
jameswanders: Only FF I played past 7 is the first half of FF10 (e.g. half of "FF10" and non of "FF10-2)
TheWooglie: you'll have to actually work for it
GapFiller: DAMAGE CAP
Saphling: no counter, no HP plus
plummeting_sloth: oh no
LadyLockwood92: Hi folks~
GamesAndInk: But how will you oopsie win against them if you don't have counterattack?
AntiCrepuscular: kitties!
Robot_Bones: eh
Zaghrog: could be decent points
Mr_Horrible: oh no my free wins are slightly less free Kappa
dudecon: eventually
AntiCrepuscular: bye kitties
Workshops: he fight Weapons yet?
Alahmnat: lol
cuttlefishman: welp
JeremyDevoid: or just keep killing
Zaghrog: oh crap
Genie_M: you're fine
BimodalComic: Ah
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
AntiCrepuscular: tonberry!
GDwarf: Yessssss
1losttheGame: OH NO
Juliamon: UH OH
theshinyakuma: TONBERRT
GapFiller: TONBERRY!
Saphling: tiny friend!
Orgmastron: F
TheWanderingNomad: YOUR DOOM COMES
KingJimmeh: Kill it with fire
Alsritt: TONBERRY
Critterbot: Tonberry! WutFace
TheWanderingNomad: Slowly
timetwister7: tonberry monkaS
PhoenixMelior: Oh dear
RayFK: TIME TO DIE
drfox17: oh no
Wrexadecimal: enigmaS
NightValien28: you dead
Linwey: AAAAAA
jonasjonIV: ?
theinvisiblevoice: don't you trade with tonberries in this?
DiscordianTokkan: Oh LAWD he's comin'!
GapFiller: IT A TONBERRY! RUN!
CyberColossus: HE HAD SO MUCH HEALTH
TheWanderingNomad: The Inevitable E-Oh darn
RayFK: OH YOU LUCKY FUCK
Genie_M: whew
BrookJustBones: wut
Riandisa: xivTonberry xivTonberry xivTonberry
dialMforMara: what was that thing
Alsritt: holy sheet
frenzyfivefour: RNJEBUS
Mr_Horrible: sofieRaid sofieRaid sofieRaid
Wrexadecimal: WELP
SytYoshi: phew
SoundGuy0dB: heheheheh
STALKERsoldiers: wtf...
Saphling: I love how they melt
snowcookies: thank god
ArchRequiemD: I felt that one
rocketjohn: how much HP?!
TehAmelie: noo not Karma. our Karma is not good
theshinyakuma: so spoopy
HubbeKing: That sure had some Healthy to it
BimodalComic: That could have gone SO wrong
Vanbael: fuuuuuuuuuu
Nenluen: scholar friend!
Atreides42: You got lucky.
Crad0k: that's 10k points
TXC2: that had so much HP
Zaghrog: not a problem
Saphling: oh dear
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
fry_dx: 10000 points!
GapFiller: well that was a real brown trouser moment
StewartRWyatt: Have you gotten to the remake bit with the Tonberry yet G?
Wrexadecimal: I hate being right, sorry G. D:
Saphling: uh-oh
RomanGoro: Why are those so dangerous?
PhoenixMelior: You lucksack
RegulusPratus: You got a big sword and a ribbon, you're fine
jameswanders: do the monsters you roll affect BP too?
Critterbot: That's actually a good one to get, it'll increase payout by a lot!
Nuurgle: Big Paul N
northos: I love the primal terror that tonberries inspire in all Final Fantasy players :D
TheWarbo: FF12: what if java.beans.EventHandler was a combat system?
LadyAiluros: BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES
Genie_M: tonberry kills you.
Saphling: whew!
Biomonkey01: Also known as fear incarnate
TheWanderingNomad: There's a whole DUNGEON full of them in FFXIV
silenceaux: Tonberry wasn't the final fight? Yeep.
fry_dx: This is going to be... 10.8k?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All materia broken has the highest point value.
Pandax0: They hit for a ton....
Genie_M: period.
Leonhart321: Plus side, a lot of points coming our way now
Wrexadecimal: Got there though!
GapFiller: we actually run into any Tonberries in the wild this playthru? dont think so
Saphling: niiiice
rocketjohn: what's a tonberry?
Lirelent: what the heck is a tan?
Rhynerd: Good news is the Tonberry is dead.
kamelion84: wow
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: That wiped me when I saw it for the first time in the remake
fry_dx: Spot on :)
STALKERsoldiers: so... whats a tonberry due?
TheTekkieman: And there's the payoff for materia break.
afoersch: pog
TheThromborax: SURVIVED THE 'BERRY!!!
Lordofironstorm: benginDab
SerGarretCameron: it's one of the enemies in the final crater. it scary.
theshinyakuma: tonberryBLESS
Gekyouryuu: what's a tonberry?
bigpuppystuart: Tonberries are more dangerous than Sephiiroth
DiscordianTokkan: Everyone's Grudge hits like a TRUCK
ricohard1986: if not autodeath....
TehAmelie: it's the small quiet ones you gotta watch out for
KingJimmeh: I liked Kotaku's Tonberry article this morning
plummeting_sloth: they hit like a ton-berry
LadyAiluros: tonberry is in the final dungeon
Crad0k: yeah, there's a chart on the wiki
Alsritt: for those out of the loop, tonberries are slow moving enemies that kill you if they get to you
theinvisiblevoice: tonberry best friend
Wrexadecimal: KNOIFE
Mr_Horrible: sofieRaid sofieRaid sofieRaid sofieDab sofieDab sofieDab
RayFK: NO
cuttlefishman: What was first FF Tonberry appeared in?
SaintJimothy: the tonberrys taste like tonberrys
GapFiller: Tonberries are DEATH
thatjerkherc: lo
ContingentCat: NO
Dezufnocosem: mess with the gecko, you get the pecko
Riandisa: He just wanted to be your friend and give you a hug xivTonberry
masterfrog316: go for w-summon
DiscordianTokkan: slytqKnife slytqKnife slytqKnife
Leonhart321: Materia breaks have the best point gains
TXC2: A KNOIFE!
BimodalComic: Tonberries are the deadliest things in any FF game
quietcat: slytqKnife
lurkerspine: Always reminded me of a turtle without its shell
Lizardman175: *doink*
BusTed: slytqKnife
goatprince: there's a specific run in the arena here that systematically breaks your materia; it usually gives great BP, since it's so hard.
The_Ehakan: I'm so used to watching vods that i forgot chat was an option
accountmadeforants: There's a matrix here, in any case: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Square#Handicaps
SoundGuy0dB: nice - yeah the 10k+ is a nice score
Genie_M: you die. period.
Mr_Horrible: DOINK
DRMagnify: is it real 1HKO?
TheWanderingNomad: You forget G that his knife goes "DOINK!"
RomanGoro: I see
t3h_f1gm3nt: just fucking DEAD
Saphling: DOINK
Zaghrog: a Tonberry walks toward the party to stab them. He also has "Everyone's Grudge" that deals damage based on how many kills the target has
dialMforMara: wow
rocketjohn: wow.
Goorguy: He's got a knife!
Wicker_Knight: unavoidable instant death, yeah
afoersch: was this the first FF with tonberry?
thatjerkherc: having all materia break on the last round gives you 10,000 points
rocketjohn: that's some x-com level bullshit
JaysonMaxwell: You have mastered "Speaking in clearly articulate all-caps"
TXC2: "drop fucking dead"
TheTekkieman: Yeah...then in FF13...they allowed tonberries to RUN TOWARDS YOU.
afoersch: honestly can't remember
GapFiller: everything yr ever wanted to knw abt Tonberries:https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Tonberry
ArchRequiemD: Always a Big payout for having all materia break on last roll
benspaceguy: oh dang
GDwarf: Tonberry damage varies in each game, but it's usually based on the number of steps you've taken or the number of enemies you've killed
Genie_M: w-summon?
Linwey: He does a number of damage equal to the number of monsters you've killed
KingJimmeh: W-Summon of course
STALKERsoldiers: thats all sorts of WTF
Wrexadecimal: Grabbing w-summon too?
Lirelent: this is going... very well
TehAmelie: sometimes they inta-kill summons, sometimes they have a Karma attack that does damage depending on how many monsters you have killed. tonberries are beasts
GapFiller: at least they drop good knives
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip Graham explaining a Tonberry.
northos: wow one more good run could get us there
TheWanderingNomad: @TheTekkieman - That seems...WHAT?
lirazel64: Rah! Rah! Ree! Sab
RegulusPratus: W'Summon
GapFiller: also favourite Tonberry has to be Paine in FFX2
Linwey: Which at the point you fight them is generally at the damage cap
Leonhart321: Go for the belt as well and the special?
Saphling: The fanart that was going around tumblr of a baby tonberry, with a playskool plastic knife toy and plastic toy lantern was adorable
KSmallmoon: @Zaghrog in some later installments, Everyone's Grudge is more powerful depending on how many tonberries you've killed.
LadyAiluros: is it if you get Omnislash and UW it gives you the special battle, right?
Mr_Horrible: they typically have a 1HKO when they reach you, and sometimes will have another move they can do that deals damage based on the number of monsters that character has killed throughout your whole save
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StewartRWyatt: Tonberry is God's favorite Mistake
GDwarf: So a stationary pacifist has nothing to fear from most tonberries
t3h_f1gm3nt: FFV is the first apperance of the Tonberry
TStodden: Tonberries generally stab your soul instead of you.
deyja429: This music in the lobby is bringing back Sidmeyers' Pirates flashbacks for me.
62MGcobra: thats one way go get around the 9999 cap
SoundGuy0dB: there is also the tonberry king
Saphling: oof
ArchRequiemD: ouch
Alahmnat: oof
DiscordianTokkan: It'd be fine against Yuffie, since Everyone's Grudge is based on number of monsters killed. lrrBEEJ
RighteousDevil: There's an entire dungeon in FF14 involving a Tonberry chasing you around while you're trying to clear it. It's pretty nice.
SoundGuy0dB: but not in battle arena
Alsritt: ff6 tonberries were ABSURD
GapFiller: StewartRWyatt nah God totes knw what he was doing when he made Tonberries
afoersch: oof
KingJimmeh: I did not expect that to be a thing
Biomonkey01: Off topic, but Dynamite is gonna be great tonight I'm so stoked
Zaghrog: Command is probably the worst one to hit
Genie_M: you can exit after round 2 and start again
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LadyAiluros: all materia slots is ig points if you ride it out tho
BimodalComic: Tonberries are like wasps on steroids
Saphling: no big guard
Zaghrog: of all the single materia types
Manae: You still have a summon or two
dudecon: yeah, you might want to just start over
Leonhart321: Plus side, if you manipulate the slots, you can break the same Materia repeatedly and still get a truck load
Saphling: cyesssss
Crad0k: cast regen before you lose magic
ArchRequiemD: Throw up regen
KingJimmeh: This seems like a bad load of reels
Tinasaurus_Rex: !uptime
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Zaghrog: These fights aren't that hard, Big Guard is not that... well, big
PharaohBender27: @red_shoes_jeff Great minds think alike, I see! :D
Saphling: I love doubling up high-point handicaps
fry_dx: Command is worth the least of all the types of materia which is annoying!
Critterbot: Might wanna cut your losses and run away evetually, we'll see. Don't wanna lose all your hard earned BP.
TehAmelie: and yeah fighting a Tonberry solo, you had better haul off or have a final attack-revive
LordShadner: regen?
drfox17: I don't see green, so maybe want to regen at some point?
ArchRequiemD: you are having bad luck
red_shoes_jeff: @PharaohBender27 YUP!
BimodalComic: Wacth as he gets another Tonberry Kappa
GapFiller: looked more like a Gopher personally
Manae: What a great time this would have been to learn lv 4. suicide
Crad0k: -_-
kamelion84: wow
SoundGuy0dB: yeah regen is a good shout
plummeting_sloth: ah yes... bombs. What I usually associate with the southern cross
theshinyakuma: EVERY TIME GRAHAM
TehAmelie: (and we don't have final attack)
Revelia: if i remember this is the good rng that is all materia related and will give you big payout after all of this
TXC2: you where saying Kappa
fry_dx: Yep
LadyAiluros: NOPE
Zaghrog: Magic materia tends to lower HP
Saphling: X-potions work? For now....
ArchRequiemD: At least you still have access to Elixirs
Zaghrog: darn
Crad0k: you should pot so your damage goes up
afoersch: yeah, no x materia is like not having it equipped
DiscordianTokkan: Southern Cross is/was Enemy Skill in some games, so that's why you didn't learn it there then also, I guess
LadyAiluros: ooof
afoersch: like the slot is empty
TXC2: so this is the fuck metria run i guess
TehAmelie: the arena does not like your materia today
arcanist1740: this is just break all materia with extra steps
Zaghrog: no counterattack is the worst part
SAiconjr: I mean, you weren't really healing anyway
Juliamon: Yuffie rigged this roulette
benspaceguy: "Heck your Materia" the last 5 slots
Foxsploder: you can do it G!
LadyAiluros: no counter either
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
GapFiller: Juliamon Yuffies obvs betting against Cloud
jameswanders: what's next? All materia broken?
TheThromborax: time to use a damage item!
Pandax0: Hero pestered by zubats.
Leonhart321: Plus side, if you hit the All break slots, it doesn't matter and free bonuses
frnknstn: maybe scrap this run?
Zaghrog: might want to heal
theshinyakuma: we are in danger here
Genie_M: getting low on hp
Zaghrog: good call
theshinyakuma: please no ghost ship
LadyAiluros: we have items
TehAmelie: we had better get all materia broken, that'll be worth tons of points
Critterbot: You wanna try to stay healed as much as possible with Ultima Weapon, you deal damage based on how much health you have.
LadyAiluros: cause we can always dupe more stuff
Alsritt: is there a setting to speed up the battle animations? much like in ff6, waiting for animations is the bane of my existence while playing
maidhco: This isn't remastered....
bigpuppystuart: next round. 10 tonberries
arcanist1740: at least your support materia is till working
BimodalComic: @TXC2 "That's some nice materia you had, would be a shame if amything would happen to it" 👿
DiscordianTokkan: twitch, plz.
FormerlyFormal: just tuning in, what have I missed?
Zaghrog: Ribbon saves us
Manae: If you're in the menu it should be on wait?
SoundGuy0dB: ohhh goblins
Mr_Horrible: dont feed them after midnight
NoTomToLose: Get ready for Bad Mouth
GapFiller: FormerlyFormal were running the guantlet
Kivipaperisakset: AAh! Need to catuch up with the vods! I think we're halfway through the onebefore this live transmission
plummeting_sloth: Mankey?
GapFiller: Battle Square for Omnislash
NoTomToLose: aww, they didn't do it
TXC2: FormerlyFormal not much, we're grinding battle arena
DiscordianTokkan: Oof. I'm getting hammered by buffering... D:
SoundGuy0dB: oh wait no there gremlins
Juliamon: It's 'moral support' materia now
MungoDude: 8337?
Mr_Horrible: Independent materia have been atomized
Saphling: I'm also getting hammered by repeated buffering
Alsritt: omnislash is comin, just u wait
dudecon: pwn him
TehAmelie: ESPN8 never disappoints
Genie_M: you're fine if you heal a bit
TheThromborax: nice
afoersch: lrrGOAT
Genie_M: not even that
jameswanders: This guy's been last battle all three runs, eh?
SoundGuy0dB: nice
theshinyakuma: spooky run
FormerlyFormal: ah, thanks.
SoundGuy0dB: will be good ps
MungoDude: off by 10 hmm
drfox17: juuuust shy
AntiCrepuscular: nearly there!
GapFiller: good payout at least
NathanJay_GA: a little scary, but we got there
dudecon: ya did it. Sorry for ever doubting you
Genie_M: goooo w-summon
LadyAiluros: woo!
Alsritt: one more, and we're gonna be good!
RegulusPratus: Victorious
Saphling: we've been gettiing really good points
BimodalComic: What is he grinding this for anyway?
fry_dx: @MungoDude You get 10 for round 1, plus whatever you work out
LadyAiluros: go for w-summon!
GapFiller: BimodalComic Omnislash
ArchRequiemD: Those runs happen sometimes and they scare me
MungoDude: ah got it, thanks fry_dx
LadyAiluros: only 64K on top of this
TXC2: BimodalComic omnislash
daft_inquisitor: Cloud's final limit
benspaceguy: that last run hated materia for no reason.
Genie_M: "the brave do not fear the grave"
Mr_Horrible: "Boss! What do we do?! He keeps coming back! We're running out of monsters!"
TheThromborax: slash all is a lot of slash.
theshinyakuma: w-summon bahumut zero
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afoersch: 'i'll let you live until i kill you' sounds like an avenged 7x song
GapFiller: though on this form yr gotta wonder do we need Omnislash that much
BimodalComic: @GapFiller @TXC2 Ah, thanks. Not played through FF7 this far
Dezufnocosem: come on down to Cloud's discount mattresses where I SLASH ALL prices
afoersch: or at least a lyric
TehAmelie: we have backups. . .currently
KingJimmeh: Weapon break next?
StewartRWyatt: "Remember when I said I'd let you live? I lied"
PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible "You send more monsters, dammit! Surely he has a kill limit!"
Alsritt: dangnabit
KingJimmeh: Called it V_V
Robot_Bones: KingJimmeh WHY
Alahmnat: good call @KingJimmeh
plummeting_sloth: oh no, there's a Vacuum? Did Hojo make it?
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Alsritt: at least that means big payouts at the end
jameswanders: I wonder if anyone's ever played Magic in a vacuum... seems like someone should, given how much we talk about it.
Comeback323: good points tho
SoundGuy0dB: you can manipulate the slots with 'switch'
KevinTheShark: Im glad to take a lovely break from watching the new Sidewalk Slam to watch youuuuu
northos: we live in your future Graham :P
KinoGami: afoersch!
Manae: All but the last two rounds are (almost) worthless for BP
KingJimmeh: I remembered the item lock reels from before xD
TheWanderingNomad: You should learn to use your powers for good KingJimmeh :P
TXC2: StewartRWyatt Brain went to the exact same place
afoersch: kino!
afoersch: o7
theinvisiblevoice: twitch is buffering some people, and boosting others to the future
LordShadner: regen?
Pandax0: all materia broken next
Manae: So just the last two handicaps added together will be almost your final points
ArchRequiemD: ouch
Genie_M: nope
GapFiller: qq chat: is this The Boneyard or The Firefly Funhaus? Kappa
drfox17: who was that person during DB, who had like a warstation and was always on point with links and gifs?
Saphling: ouch
BimodalComic: Damn
KinoGami: hope everything is going as well as it can be, foersch
GapFiller: BUGS BUNNY!
GapFiller: I WANNA EASTER EGG
afoersch: thanks bud, same for you
HisEvilDomain: haste increases your speed, so reduces the duration of barriers
drfox17: @GapFiller no! we just got out of EGG HELL
Manae: All you rmateria breaking there was worth a massive 59 points
Jebobek: Can you slow down game combat speed to slow down barrier speed
LadyLockwood92: Cheer500 Have some bits~ About to make some dinner, so this'll be good background noise
afoersch: i'm still working, but we'll see how TX deciding to reopen goes :|
SoundGuy0dB: ohh yes
ArchRequiemD: especially on the last one
LordShadner: Cloud knows only Attack
plummeting_sloth: ah, right when you needed it
Saphling: oh yeah
Beowulf_Bjornson: It is worth almost nothing if you get it this early
AntiCrepuscular: 59?! NotLikeThis
masterfrog316: esp vs tornbery
LadyAiluros: yes
thatjerkherc: 10000 on the last round
Alsritt: All materia broken is worth 10k at the end?
Robot_Bones: you could probably leave after this battle and have enough for omni after this fight
Veste: loving this Enforced Berserk Mode
SoundGuy0dB: though it is better to lose it later for more pts
NojhLivic: Good luck. And don't call me Shirley. :)
fry_dx: It's the most points in each round yeah..
TehAmelie: cure has to be worth a pitiful amount of points if it isn't actually negative points
Crad0k: 90% of your points basically comes from the last round, though
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This is why you put Regen first.
fry_dx: @TehAmelie 1 point in any round
Alsritt: it's worth 1
KingJimmeh: I wonder if we get enough before the last enemy to quit and get over the amount for the limit
KinoGami: i still don't know for sure i'll have a job :o
Manae: Cure is always 1 BP, no matter the round
Saphling: we only needed another 1000, right?
sivakrytos: which is strange because all materia breaking early is harder than it breaking late
SAiconjr: if only you had it with the dress for the date
Saphling: we might have enough before the last battle
LordShadner: if we break Acc. we die
GapFiller: bae that ribbon w/ those eyes is SO yOU
Robot_Bones: it really ties the ensemble together
KevinTheShark: Cheer100 Just taking a break from watching Sidewalk Slam (loving the animations btw) for this! I think we're at Peak Graham Saturation right now
Veste: bahahahahaha
TheThromborax: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Robot_Bones: gg
kamelion84: katesScared katesScared
Saphling: aw heck
masterfrog316: called it
Alsritt: we're fucked harcode
PharaohBender27: katesScared
TheWanderingNomad: OH THE HUBRIS
theshinyakuma: NOOOO
Veste: rip run
afoersch: TONBER-EEEEE!
TheWarbo: lrrFINE
drfox17: oh nooooo
Saphling: heckin
BimodalComic: Aaaaand he'd dead
cuttlefishman: F
GapFiller: AHHHH TONBERRY! RUN!
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE GONNA GET STABBED
AntiCrepuscular: If you die, do you lose all BP or just this round's?
Mr_Horrible: sofieRaid sofieRaid
Orgmastron: HECK
BaronVonPoppinOff: danger zone
maidhco: detour!
KingJimmeh: F run
kamelion84: katesWat
TXC2: lrrFINE
Riandisa: xivTonberry xivTonberry xivTonberry
Saphling: he's moseying
KSmallmoon: He's after TIFA!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, the person to the right is going to die.
NightValien28: you had to say it
TheThromborax: more pain
Saphling: prolonging the terror
TheWanderingNomad: Thought he was about to YEET himself off the stage
TehAmelie: swing away!
jameswanders: toying with you
KingJimmeh: it had over 30000 hp last time
NojhLivic: Tonberry gonna getcha
Vanbael: nononononononono
Saphling: oh dear
Alsritt: lrrGREED
KinoGami: *small trumpet*
Robot_Bones: oh glave'in
AntiCrepuscular: RIP
afoersch: ded
MungoDude: 0
Wicker_Knight: KNIFE
amative1: A KNIFE!
GapFiller: HOLY FUCKBALLS WERE GONNA DIE
Genie_M: knife
NightValien28: hahaha
CyberColossus: TISSUE
SoundGuy0dB: rip
plummeting_sloth: it' sjust rubbing it in now
arcanist1740: and that's what a tonberry does
FormerlyFormal: oof
TehAmelie: no dodge, no damage, just die
GapFiller: F
Workshops: congrats on tissue
ArchRequiemD: F
Mr_Horrible: womp womp
cuttlefishman: Do tissues... do anything
CyberColossus: the hard F
Veste: unluckyyyyyyyyyy
BimodalComic: and THAT is how deadly they are
DiscordianTokkan: Knife to meat you
NojhLivic: F
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
jameswanders: I thought you dodged for a moment
t3h_f1gm3nt: ye, tonberries have HELLA hp
62MGcobra: F
bigpuppystuart: Knoiif
Wrexadecimal: Y O U D I E D
peejeeful: juist had diner wat did i mis still at golden saucer i see
STALKERsoldiers: hello death my small friend
NoTomToLose: NO!
PharaohBender27: So that's the tonberry . . .
Helrumyc: good old tonberry
Saphling: KNOIF
jonasjonIV: unfortunate
maidhco: love those enemies
SAiconjr: toad shanks, aww shucks
Twinklebees: Doink!
KingJimmeh: kniFe
dredgyboi: You got the Knife
iris_of_ether: F
red_shoes_jeff: NO!
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: F
Vanbael: a KNOIF!
PhoenixMelior: I mean it had to happen once
DiscordianTokkan: slytqKnife slytqKnife slytqKnife
LordShadner: needed two 9999 and then some last time
quietcat: slytqKnife
ContingentCat: it's exactly what it says on the tin
Mr_Horrible: sofieRaid "NO!"
Genie_M: THIS is a knaif
SoundGuy0dB: tissues, for crying - no other use in game
SerGarretCameron: slytqKnife
cuttlefishman: Chat... are tonberries... moe
KinoGami: they get so much worse in later games
nemryn: look out, he's got a knife!
Veste: i see you've played toady knifey before
afoersch: it's pronounced 'kuh-niff-uh'
raven534: That'll be a good clip to go with the other one
TStodden: Knife goes in, guts come out...
TXC2: "let me see what you have" "A KNOIFE!" "NOOOO!"
iamkaiserbear: is it possible to learn such a power?
KinoGami: they get a ranged attack
Orgmastron: slytqKnife
neuroflare: tonberries and cactuar - theres a reason theyre in all the games, theyre the best
TehAmelie: Tonberry owns the Stabbist l4ague
Wicker_Knight: @cuttlefishman yes
Biomonkey01: Can we just send the Tonberry after Sephiroth? I think he can handle it
TehAmelie: league
t3h_f1gm3nt: @cuttlefishman hell yeah!
Vanbael: lrrFINE
SAiconjr: you call that a knife, THIS is a knife
Countzeroor: I now pronounce you Man and Knife.
KingJimmeh: These are okay reels last time
jameswanders: Tonberry to everyone: "That's notta knife..."
Genie_M: Michael J. Crocodile Tonberry with a Knaif
GapFiller: theres a reason Paine is a Tonberry in FFX2
drfox17: i dunno if he's "fully operational", it's not like he's hitting for a Tifa of Damage every round
TheThromborax: slightly less operational Cloud
saucemaster5000: tonberry is my new life coach. waddle and shiv, waddle and shiv....
Wicker_Knight: @iamkaiserbear NOT from a Player Character
ricohard1986: Tonberry could take out sephiroth, but it would take ages for him to get there...
Diabore: ?
TehAmelie: Dodgeball, surprisingly quotable movie
SoundGuy0dB: ohhh thats bad
benspaceguy: What does that mean?
SAiconjr: ?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You get hurt some.
LordShadner: regen?
GapFiller: uh oh
plummeting_sloth: you hit a bunch of bees as hard as a human possible could
SoundGuy0dB: more damage the longer you fight
kamelion84: katesScared katesScared katesScared
Wicker_Knight: I think you take damage
JeremyDevoid: dont get hit
Vanbael: lrrJUDGE
dredgyboi: whom gets the 30x damage
GapFiller: yikes
benspaceguy: Time kills you faster?
TXC2: Tonbery: "call an ambulance....but not for me!"
Diabore: oh, thats....fine?
PhoenixMelior: Wut
Crad0k: you take damage
jameswanders: I think we _take_ x30 damage, not deal it?
Robot_Bones: Time in battle X 30 damage
Nenluen: you take damage based upon how long you've been playing the game
Wicker_Knight: I think it's a one time damage hit
afoersch: you take dmg = 30x active time in the battle
TStodden: 30 hp damage per tick on your Time bar.
Pandax0: 30 damaged multipled by seconds in fight.
Wrexadecimal: According to gamefaqs, "It's your game time (hours) X30 that decides the damage so if you have 10 hours played you get 300hp taken off you."
TheWarbo: it means "Time x30 damage," obviously. What's not to understand Kappa
TheThromborax: youch
Wrexadecimal: Dunno how true that is though
Crad0k: yeah
GapFiller: SPESH MEHREENS!
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Critterbot: Yes.
Crad0k: still have materia
TehAmelie: thanks Gamefaqs
LadyAiluros: any armor bonuses
Wrexadecimal: Wiki says "The player receives damage equivalent to how long they have been fighting - the longer they have been fighting, the more damage they take."
plummeting_sloth: not my armor, that's where I keep all my stuff!
benspaceguy: I love those little guys
ArchRequiemD: At least it was not accessory broken
GapFiller: gonna presume people still use gamefaqs
GapFiller: hence why the site is still around
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Alsritt: hey wait a minute, AVALANCHE was our thing!
benspaceguy: OOF
Wrexadecimal: @GapFiller wiki's been more reliable for me though
t3h_f1gm3nt: on occasion i do, especially for older games @GapFiller
Zaghrog: not a problem
TehAmelie: what level are we now, like 5 or 6?
Crad0k: if it's more damage than you have hp, you get set to 1, so it won't ever kill you
GapFiller: thats a lotta lvls
Saphling: doing fine
benspaceguy: We believe in you!
fry_dx: That's only 25 levels it's fine
TXC2: can we go into negative levels? :P
theshinyakuma: its all good
Genderi: Oh shit you just got hit with sheeple
KevinTheShark: Cloud still a healthy boy though
plummeting_sloth: 1 is not 0 levels
Zaghrog: Basically, if we get to keep Ultima Weapon and Ribbon, we're fine
GapFiller: dat ribbon doing the work
SoundGuy0dB: yeah the lat guy may hit harder because timex30 lass beyond for every round up to and including the 8th fight
TehAmelie: how many levels are you down my dude?
drfox17: it's not a tonberry
bigpuppystuart: Sleepel, when the Sheeple run out of coffee
benspaceguy: THE BIG POLLEN
dudecon: this joker again?
Saphling: how does it chew with those teeth?
peejeeful: doesn't matter lvl you do damage to your hp with ultima weapon
Rhynerd: @tehamelie like 4 or 5, my dude.
NojhLivic: GG
theshinyakuma: man we have dodged ship so well
Saphling: nice
afoersch: good ochu fight SeemsGood
KevinTheShark: Wow, Dio being in the pocket of Big Pollen
iris_of_ether: Just gibbed
plummeting_sloth: man, this joker every time
Robot_Bones: Looking Cool Joker
adi_pie: Freedom!
Dared00: we did it lrreddit
frnknstn: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Mr_Horrible: Now we can buy All-Cut
afoersch: lrrGOAT
BCXanth: Hi all! I've only been able to watch this play through on YouTube so far. What episode number would this stream be? The stream title doesn't say.
Alsritt: what is W-Summon?
TehAmelie: yaay
Genderi: "recieved prize: tissue"
Orgmastron: lrrGOAT
Wrexadecimal: Getting W-summon too?
TehAmelie: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Zaghrog: It's really hard for us to lose, we'd have to lose our weapon and then probably lose our accessory too
CastleOtranto: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LordShadner: keep going for more?
jonasjonIV: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN
plummeting_sloth: huh, not to grindy at all
Critterbot: Materia.
ArchRequiemD: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Bits for Omnislash
masterfrog316: yes
Crad0k: ues
cuttlefishman: Yeah
SoundGuy0dB: yes
Robot_Bones: chance of surprise yes
Zaghrog: Yup
Saphling: Surprise attack, iirc
dredgyboi: bingo
Nenluen: yes
drfox17: what is a "right arm"?
LadyAiluros: yes
TheThromborax: just buy 35 remedies
Crad0k: and enemy lure is enounter up
KingJimmeh: Barrett's old arm is that?
frnknstn: right arm... of what?
Diabore: what is w-summon?
gOckley: now you gotta go for W Summon
LadyAiluros: increases chance of pre emptive fight yes
WeedenProject: That was a pretty damn good run tbh
nemryn: whose right arm is that?
SAiconjr: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Critterbot: Bomb type thing.'
Rhynerd: There’s just a right arm in the store?
fry_dx: It's like a grenade
TehAmelie: why are there Regan greens? I don't imagine Ronald Reagan believed in eating greens
TheTekkieman: Diabore, it's "Double Summon".
TXC2: red right hand
Bob52713: its the right arm of a Bomb enemy
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Grenade's right arm
TheMandrew: the right hand of doom?
Workshops: maxed speed plus is also super good
Nenluen: it's a bomb's right arm
afoersch: 'it's not a barrett thing' LUL
cuttlefishman: What is Championship Belt?
LadyAiluros: it's like a greande but more
cuttlefishman: Is it good?
HisEvilDomain: bomb enemiess drop it, so I presume part of a bomb?
afoersch: #justbarrettthings
LadyAiluros: go for W-Summon
n_mandrag: arm as in armament i suppose
nemryn: it's pronounced 'twin summon'
drfox17: makes sense
Genie_M: hades + kotr is fun
Alsritt: so what's next, then?
Eclipseon: Double Knights of Round Kappa
Zaghrog: W-Summon is handy against Emerald and Ruby, but that's about it
neuroflare: time for the pagoda now?
plummeting_sloth: it's pronounced Wsummon
WeedenProject: w-summon isn't really needed unless you're going for emerald/ruby really
Leonhart321: But it'll give you time for coffee
SAiconjr: as in WIN summon
silenceaux: Strong, but not cool
dredgyboi: but I want to watch twice as much knight of the round
TehAmelie: i think if you get the belt that opens up the special battles though
Foxsploder: Not needed unless you're gunning for Weapons
falingard: UWU summon
Thisbymaster: quad summon, or just watch this while I go do something else
Bearudite: with quadra-cast its up to 5 Summons
Genie_M: you dont summon the same thing twice
Alahmnat: w'summon
GapFiller: W Summon is only worth it if yr have the pateince to sit thru the KotR animation twice
Robot_Bones: Dupille
GapFiller: hard pass
Saphling: W'summon
cuttlefishman: Stardust is a wrest;er
DiscordianTokkan: Much like how wyvern's wings can be used to do wind damage (a bomb's) right arm can do fire damage. Because reasons?
iamkaiserbear: M'Summon
frnknstn: Go for the belt, champ!
LadyAiluros: if you get omni and w summon then you get the seekrit battle
HisEvilDomain: Have you tried setting it to Wubmo?
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afoersch: i'ma start calling skrillex W-Step
Crad0k: stardust is an item
DiscordianTokkan: Stardust from Behemoth, yeah
GapFiller: Stardust is Cody Rhodes
Critterbot: Stardust does a ton of damage.
plummeting_sloth: he goes by Cody now Graham
SoundGuy0dB: heheh, if you get it & teh champion belt you can then do special battle for final attack - but if you arent fighing emerald & ruby its not essential
DiscordianTokkan: Blows stuff up
steelfox13: *Tips Buster Sword* W' summon
vrulg: Wubu U Summon
Crad0k: comet2 to everyon i think?
fry_dx: You can use it to power up your Pokemon
Daimoify: Uses Comet2 on all enemies.
Zaghrog: it might be an item version of Comet
Vanbael: how did Cody get into FF-7?
HisEvilDomain: Stardust is basically Northern Cross
TheThromborax: @afoersch I feel like Skrills would approve
theshinyakuma: championship belt?
GapFiller: phun phact Codys got the rights to the Rhodes name back
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cuttlefishman: Cody got into FF7 via time travel
GapFiller: or is in the process of doing so right now
cuttlefishman: and a little bit of TRONing
Critterbot: It's real strong.
SoundGuy0dB: Quadra Magic>W-Summon
HisEvilDomain: ^^^^
TehAmelie: they had us in the first half there. . .
Crad0k: special battle to get final attack
SoundGuy0dB: or did I mean taht the other way around lol
cuttlefishman: Are these greens good?
GapFiller: who among us can honestly say they have the patience to sit thru the KotR summon twice inna row every fight
Saphling: dank greens
Workshops: have to unlock special battle first
Fenrir_Azazel: What the championship belt
Genderi: Reagonomics greens
GapFiller: yeh get the arm
LadyAiluros: to get FA you need to get W Summon
drfox17: greens for chocos?
TehAmelie: something something right to right arms
snowcookies: lol someone's arm
fry_dx: Yeah
GapFiller: thatll be a funny souvenir
Nenluen: the special battle is only accesible after buying the super expensive stuff first
Wrexadecimal: yes
Workshops: yup that's it
ArchRequiemD: Final attack is a prize for a special battle
theshinyakuma: yessir
GapFiller: yeh
SoundGuy0dB: yes graham
TwitchTVsFrank: just some dudes arm?!?
afoersch: pridclid?
raven534: At least the arm doesn't cost an arm and a leg
ArchRequiemD: yes
TXC2: prid clid
LadyAiluros: yup
Wrexadecimal: Guess you're going for boule summon lrrBEEJ
fry_dx: You need the W-summon, and to teach Cloud omnislash
LadyAiluros: it like starts with sandworm and goes up from there
afoersch: pradclad
Wrexadecimal: *double
Saphling: It's in pretty bad taste for them to have Dyne's right arm as a prize here
MehallD: why are we spending all our pojnts?
ThoughtProt: this game must have been a riot back in its day. especially when Clod, I mean cloud and best puncher EVAR tifa are heavily implied to have bone'd down...this game was rated what T?
SoundGuy0dB: you can get final attack materia from i but its not essential unless you are fighting the nastier weapons
Crad0k: oooh, right, yeah, you probably don't want to bother with final attack
eatkins95: Cheer100 Hey Graham, just wanted to let you know I've started watching the WWE because of Sidewalk Slam. Good luck with grinding.
plummeting_sloth: "Okay, I guess I'll get 2 of the gliders, 2 superbounce balls, a bit tootsie roll and... uh... the ring pop I guess"
TehAmelie: the right arm is a Barret weapon i suddenly seem to remember
TXC2: MehallD you lose them when you leave
Nemanthil: Final attack phoenix for that revive.
drfox17: can we use it?
drfox17: ah
Saphling: Finishing Touch
khawl: and once you learn that area, you lose all points
SoundGuy0dB: Finishing Touch
arcanist1740: because tifa keeps ganking the kills
LordShadner: Materia
ArchRequiemD: Finishing Touch
Wrexadecimal: yes
RegulusPratus: Use Meteorain a bunch of times, right?
Saphling: yup
afoersch: finishing touch, yeah
SoundGuy0dB: the tornado
MehallD: @TXC2 knew that, didn't catch we got omnislsash cause I just got back
SoundGuy0dB: one
Genderi: Cloud is an artist
plummeting_sloth: you've got the touch!
theshinyakuma: the least used limit ever, finishing touch
GapFiller: we bothering to lvl up Yuffie for The Pagoda?
LordShadner: redo your Materia
Critterbot: Just gotta use Meteor Rain a few more times.
Radyin: Some Mobile Attack Platform keeps stealing all the kills.
Crad0k: give cloud the counter/cover set, let him take some damage
teaspooncody: finishing touch is a weird name for a penultimate anything
Pandax0: So, Real talk, whats left in the game?
Wagz36: Ah yeah, the Level 3-2 limit breaks that never get used because you immediately learn the level 4 ones
sivakrytos: miming omnislashes is a kinda boring but effective way to get wsummon
KingJimmeh: Give Cloud some hypers
GapFiller: Pandax0 literally just the endgame
KingJimmeh: Boo
fry_dx: You think it's a home renovation store, it's actually an FFVII obscure memorabilia store
GapFiller: and sidequests
drfox17: oh yeah, need to re-spec tifa as a battlestation
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Manae: Give Cloud that 100% cover
LordShadner: give Tifa her counter back?
t3h_f1gm3nt: time for yuffie to do something useful for the only time in this playthrough? :P
UponMyOath: In this lonely time we could all use a finishing touch
SoundGuy0dB: Pagoda?
Ashmantle: redistribute your materias?
fry_dx: Go to a better shop :P
frnknstn: Did we use the limit break item?
GapFiller: gotta lvl Yuffie up before we take on The Pagoda
1losttheGame: i forgot they charge to save
TehAmelie: i guess you're supposed to grind enough to be stuck on lvl 3 limit breaks a while before you hunt down the 4s
KSmallmoon: @teaspooncody in FFXIV, Finishing Touch is a crafting ability that progresses the craft by 200% of the normal rate.
TheThromborax: griiiiinding
Zaghrog: Finishing Touch is one of the less good Limit Breaks, because as a mass Ejection move it is unreliable
Genderi: Can you go around the world in FF7?
Wrexadecimal: Got the Wutai track in FF7R last night. They ddi a number on it.
GapFiller: flying The Highwind erratically is a GREAT way to prep Yuffie for The Pagoda
masterfrog316: go to caves
Bob52713: time to get the only lvl 4 thats worse than the stuff you need to unlock it
theshinyakuma: @Genderi yes
teaspooncody: @KSmallmoon ah, I like that better
GapFiller: Genderi oyesh
masterfrog316: with the leviathan scales
amative1: What, you can't read Japanese-- I mean Wutai?
masterfrog316: yes
afoersch: ohhhh yeahhhh
Saphling: yup
SoundGuy0dB: Love 'Decendant of Shinobi' in the FF7R - is an awesome remix
Foxsploder: you should pick up the Magic Hammer E-skill while you're here
LordShadner: yep
Critterbot: Oh yeah! There's a cool summon materia in there among some other things.
raven534: When did the Turks make it to Japan? This is some history I never learned
GapFiller: oyes
KevinTheShark: Oh yeah, the fire cave!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You need to reset your gear.
HubbeKing: Gotta love how Cloud has like, 3x the HP that Yuffie does
PharaohBender27: They're back for revenge!
1losttheGame: oh yeah Tifa doesnt have counter
Fenrir_Azazel: Fix Tifa materia
Mr_Whyt: you lodt me s tfire
TXC2: the fire caves, where the Pah-wraiths live
Alsritt: it sounds like it was a little chilly in that cave, tbh
Zaghrog: might want to readjust materia/equipment sometime soon
Robot_Bones: The fire was not your mix tape?
khawl: @LoadingReadyRun so if you are going for learning Omni-Slash, you might want to but Cover (& Counter?) on Cloud, as if you have Tifa take all the hits, well no one else will build their Limit Break Meters
drfox17: oooh, it puts out the fire
Genderi: What does the leviathan scale with? :)
Zaghrog: ^^
PixelArtDragon: Fire? In MY fire cave?
SoundGuy0dB: ahh yes, this bit, its bbeen a while
Dezufnocosem: we don't need no scales let the motherbusser burn
Zaghrog: Cover on Cloud does seem like a good idea
Biomonkey01: It didn't really put out the fire, it just made things less on fire
GapFiller: yrd think SOMEBODY in Wutai has a fire extiguisher
RegulusPratus: Noooice
GapFiller: apparently not
Saphling: make sure to put out all the fires!
Robot_Bones: there is another item in that first fire pit
SoundGuy0dB: ohh forgot that existed!
KingJimmeh: Fun Translation
gOckley: can you pair it... with steal?
theshinyakuma: it pairs and when you use the command it steals as well
NathanJay_GA: underground fire that won't go out? are we in Centralia?
frnknstn: Oh yeah, are there more materia hidden with the huge materia in cosmo canyon?
TehAmelie: now we just need Steal Some More to complete the set
SajuukSjet: oh.... did cloud have armor/weapons that aren't giving AP growth? can't recall, and don't know if you mind :)
kaffeetrinken89: Can you pair it with steal? "steal, also steal"
KevinTheShark: It's frustrating that you GET leviathan, and you cant just get the scales off it
TehAmelie: yes you can
red_shoes_jeff: Steal->Steal As Well
Wrexadecimal: @SajuukSjet He did for the battle square at least?
theshinyakuma: yes
Critterbot: Wait, I swear you get Leviathan in here.
Pandax0: Slash all plus steal?
Sogheim: origami paper crane weapon!
Leonhart321: I thought you got Leviathan as well?
Saphling: also called the "Yuffie Combo"
drfox17: what does steal as well do?
gOckley: especially leveled up steal, so mug then steal
RegulusPratus: Conformity is the deadliest weapon of all
Saphling: I don't know if it works
PharaohBender27: @Saphling :D
Wrexadecimal: @Critterbot I think it's in *one* of the caves, yes
Zalbaag: I'd rather pair it with slash all
drfox17: oooh
LadyAiluros: I don't ... think so?
SoundGuy0dB: Mug-Steal
ShDragon: "Steal As Well -> Mug"
embyrr_the_dragon: Can you counter attack also steal?
drfox17: can you put it on counter?
Leonhart321: Slash all s
Zaghrog: Slash all is a neat combiantion with it
PixelArtDragon: ", also steal"
KingJimmeh: What random choice of translation
TehAmelie: setting people on fire does make them easier to pickpocket
Kajamakuji: 4x cut steal seems like it could be spicy
SoundGuy0dB: Mug-Steal as well even
steelfox13: Steal and Steal
RegulusPratus: Steal As Well-Slash All
Critterbot: Pretty sure Leviathan is in there as well.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Steal as well can be paired with all Magic and Summon Materia, as well as Steal, Sense, Throw, Morph, Deathblow, Manipulate, Mime and Master Command. "
Biomonkey01: counter and steal?
Rhynerd: “I steal, and then I steal again.”
MaelstronSolenor: can you pair steal with steal as well?
GapFiller: TehAmelie does it though? surely if theyre on fire they have nothin to steal afterwards
kaffeetrinken89: maybe an aoe attack + steal?
Vanbael: no dice
drfox17: wooo
Nuurgle: Summon Knights of the Round, Also Steal
theshinyakuma: booo
drfox17: *booo
TehAmelie: (i lied)
GapFiller: boo
Genie_M: you should change back cloud's sword to some AP thing
PixelArtDragon: Yo dawg, I hear you like stealing
NojhLivic: I see we're still rocking the cursed Tifa
accountmadeforants: "Sorry I burnt down your village... here, some gold. No, like, I'm also taking your gold."
Zaghrog: I'm not sure Steal as Well works on dead targets
Sogheim: check out Yuffie's weapon! it's a paper crane!
kaffeetrinken89: "Summon Knights of the Round, Also Steal" that is just historic
GapFiller: NojhLivic ey why fix what aint borken
plummeting_sloth: careful, it's casting some funky fresh moves on us!
Zalbaag: Hard to say, if it had a thing, there could have been two messages
Genie_M: change cloud's ultima weapon
TheWanderingNomad: Summon KotR, Also Steal - isn't that just the Crusades Kappa
benspaceguy: Death by a Thousand paper cuts
NojhLivic: GapFiller I just remember Graham saying he'd "keep this up until the next boss" or something
Riandisa: I love that weapon
Robot_Bones: Would you say its the Origami Killer then?
GapFiller: huur papercuts
TehAmelie: there WAS a fourth enemy. . .
Fenrir_Azazel: Tifa
GapFiller: NojhLivic that WAS the orignal plan yes
GapFiller: but then plans often gang algey
TehAmelie: Cloud is a person of mass destruction at this point
Saphling: Cursed with Awesome
snowcookies: only when confused
Nemanthil: I'm pretty sure steal as well is supposed to work with steal.
KevinTheShark: The true curse of BEING A GOD
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun the downside is that no one else matters afterward
drfox17: wait, just yuffie?
HisEvilDomain: if you go learn Dragon Force (I think, it;s from green dragons in Mt Nibel) it blocks instant deadth so pairs well with cursed tifa
SoundGuy0dB: Cursed Tifa = MAD without the 'mutually-assured' part
GapFiller: yeh if yr havent seen it yet someone did a great fanart of the consequences of a confused Godhand Tifa
plummeting_sloth: oh man, has any game down a temple filled with small yappy dogs called the Pugoda?
Robot_Bones: she really just needs clouds set up from the battle square
UponMyOath: I miss what turned him into a level 4 spell (ie, cloud kill)
Wrexadecimal: NOt just gonna curse yuffie it? lol
Shockrates20XX: BIG GUARD
kaffeetrinken89: prrof her worth? she is killing people with origami! that is beyond riddick!
GapFiller: drfox17 oyes its a Yuffie solo guantlet
KevinTheShark: Bahamut Zero
Nenluen: this is the last chance to get Trine on any enemy skill that doesn't have it
noSmokeFire: "use haste and barrier" oooor big guard?
NojhLivic: Poison is the shinobi way ya know
TXC2: SoundGuy0dB unless she gets confused :P
SoundGuy0dB: big guard will be better than barrier for sure
Zaghrog: Ribbon?
TehAmelie: Ribbon?
kamelion84: Ribbon
GapFiller: yeh Ribbon
TehAmelie: ribbit
TehAmelie: wait
fry_dx: She should probably hold onto any enemy skill materia you ever want to have Trine one
Nemanthil: @HisEvilDomain You can added effect destruct. Countdown still happens, animation for dying happens, but you don't die.
GapFiller: TehAmelie nono Ribbon prevents that
Zaghrog: They can't disable Command Materia, so E Skill does everything
Nenluen: Equip any Enemy Skill without Trine
SoundGuy0dB: @fry_dxG already has Trine
Zaghrog: if we had Magic Hammerm we might ride E Skill all the way
HisEvilDomain: I know Nemanthil, but I just like learning something called Dragon Force XD
noSmokeFire: wasn't it elemental gravity?
Wrexadecimal: I thought it was element + gravity?
Wrexadecimal: Check the guide again?
GapFiller: SoundGuy0dB not all the E Skills will have Trine
HisEvilDomain: Not saying its the proper route or anything, just my personal preference
MyrddintheWizard: Elemental + Gravity
Nemanthil: @HisEvilDomain Right. :D
GapFiller: and this is the last chance to get that missing Trine
ricohard1986: minerva armour already drains gravity
Wagz36: what are we equipping for, sorry? the wutai tower?
theshinyakuma: yes
noSmokeFire: so that makes yuffie absorb gravity? to fly??
GapFiller: yep
SoundGuy0dB: rue but think he is only using 2
khawl: why go for poison? go for Hades instead?
hareifplays: oh yeah oritsuru literally means folded crane in japanese
Wagz36: ty
LordShadner: counter
StewartRWyatt: Summons?
UponMyOath: @hisevildomain with a skill like that you could carry on through even fire AND flame
Zaghrog: counter seems cool
HisEvilDomain: exactly, UponMyOath XD
peejeeful: arent these 1v1s
KingJimmeh: Luck plus again?
kaffeetrinken89: how about chocomogg and steal for CHOCOMUGG
GapFiller: peejeeful oyes
GapFiller: hard ones
Foxsploder: counter and hp?
NoTomToLose: absorb
Manae: Better for armor
SoundGuy0dB: higher %
KingJimmeh: Better defense
LadyAiluros: absorbs more
Comeback323: seems like just clouds set up minus the all stuff seems goo
Comeback323: good*
LadyAiluros: ugh
HisEvilDomain: The more Elemental your Elemental the more of a ratio it imparts onto your defence/attack
theshinyakuma: doesnt it go half resist absorb?
Zaghrog: more ho plus?
afoersch: random, but: has anyone been keeping track of how many times cloud's used meteorain?
Zaghrog: *hp
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ccwgtb: Conformer / Morph combo?
Zaghrog: another hp plus maybe?
Martony101: If I remember right, you can steal from some of the trial monsters
bwk789: Hey G, been watching live where i can from the UK. Can you spoil what's next on PiF?
TXC2: MORE VIT!
KevinTheShark: She probably needed the HP
khawl: Hades instead of Poison on the Weapon? more effects is gooder right?
NexxCat: @LoadingReadyRun Graham, would you be interested in a guide showing you how to get a golden chocobo with no racing and no fighting ruby? It's quick too, maybe 15-20 mins to do
Comeback323: is ribbon on yuffie?
TehAmelie: can't go wrong with more VIT
wiggins: oh, hello wutai
GapFiller: evening Matt
TXC2: hello wiggins
TheThromborax: just TENT real quick
drfox17: @wiggins !
MediocreGamer42: Mr. Wiggins
masterfrog316: yes
bwk789: Fair enough, keep it up!!
GapFiller: wiggins just been talking abt how yr and G shd do a podcast on The Remake
SoundGuy0dB: oh yeah, ribbon for Yuffie will be an idea
TheWarbo: wiggins showing up 20 minutes late to the Gambit System discourse
theshinyakuma: yes its 20 minutes for RNG manip
wiggins: hello!
HisEvilDomain: certain rank chocobos appear in certain areas, if you get lucky you can very quickly breed the right pairs to get a golden one
TehAmelie: hi Matt!
PixelArtDragon: I would love to see Beej do a PiF of Betrayal at Krondor. I didn't even know there were other fans of it!
snowcookies: hi Wiggins!
Zaghrog: Did we equip Ribbon on Yuffie?
Scy_Anide: Anything that takes X amount of time is going to be 2x+ while streaming.
kiyobean: Next Play it Forward: Final Fantasy 9? :D
NexxCat: Done it, and seen it done
sivakrytos: this guide is NOT 15-20 minutes
neuroflare: I looked at my screen when G said "Hey Matt" and it took me a sec to realize it was their matt not me
masterfrog316: ive also done it, took 20 mins
Genie_M: it has "fight X random battles" many times
thatjerkherc: if you follow some of the videos online you can get a gold chocobo within 30 minutes guaranteed
Sogheim: the only RNG manipulation I've done was FF8 card rules stuff and I don't regret it at all.
NightValien28: hades paralyzes ruby
Wrexadecimal: g o r k y
Dezinkled: I don't think the ribbon is equipt
Alahmnat: Gorky sounds like a kind of pickle
NightValien28: who named that child?
Dothewhatnow: Ah yes, Gorky and Shake
DiscordianTokkan: Henshin!
Robot_Bones: if it were me, I would simply climb the outside of the pagoda
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JadedCynic: "I know Kung-Fu!" "Show me."
STALKERsoldiers: wait what
bwk789: Xenomorph!!!
BimodalComic: Power Change? So he's a power Ranger then
Shockrates20XX: <message deleted>He's got Parkinson's. It's a really mean nickname.
plummeting_sloth: Ah, Shake and Gorky... the most well known Wutai surnames
Alsritt: sir this is a wendys
justwhatever_idk: Sacred Corgi, huh
Lordofironstorm: That is a xenomorph with wings
snowcookies: I think it's Sha-ke
dredgyboi: i forgot theyre all secretly monsyters
afoersch: winged alium
Rhynerd: Gorky appears to have transformed into some kind of Zygotic Mynci.
Rinomaru: double tap
Sogheim: Sacred CorgiDerp ?
Tarkis: G, do you have the mime Materia, I only ask because you can do some infinite loop hilarity with them.
Zaghrog: I'm a little worrie about how much damage that was
GapFiller: note all the Pagoda bosses are named after Russian authors
GapFiller: ish
KevinTheShark: Yuffie, Much quick. Very Power
GapFiller: except Godo
LadyAiluros: you can go out and save and heal between rounds
togashinaruta: I like how it's gone form 15 min to 20, to 30 min. ;-) It's not just the time, but repeated saving/reloading doesn't always stream well as a show.
Alsritt: rough translation, huh
plummeting_sloth: here I am, Miss Yuffie. Rocked you like a hurricane
theshinyakuma: cloud is yuffie heal bot
TXC2: so this is just Yuffie's game of death?
amative1: SHE'S NINETEEN
GapFiller: TXC2 this is EXACTLY that
noSmokeFire: sick burn, shake
drfox17: 19!
Critterbot: Whoa the mouth on this kid!
plummeting_sloth: Heh! you take that back! I breathe terribly!
Scy_Anide: "You breath well" is so creepy.
EscherichiaCole: He has a gun!
Ranakel: To be fair, Yuffie is a -really- good breather.
Genie_M: she has a gun?
fry_dx: Nah yuffie's 16
Alahmnat: ah yes, the Checkov's turn
Lord_ZYRK: Gorky my dorkies seabatTROG
BimodalComic: LUL
GapFiller: TXC2 which now has me imagining Yuffie in the yellow tracksuit
Biomonkey01: Boo
theshinyakuma: oh no
Mr_Horrible: I'm reminded of Ozzie Slash and Flea LUL
Saphling: Speed Change! *slows down*
MediocreGamer42: in FFVII shes only 16
MyrddintheWizard: booo G
BimodalComic: I both hate and love that
afoersch: chekhov's smoking turn?
JadedCynic: www.instantrimshot.com G*
GapFiller: PENPEN!
noSmokeFire: why is the little girl a penguin??
Wicker_Knight: BOOO
StormDraylor: lol
Alahmnat: that's just the main character from Surf's Up
plummeting_sloth: Chekov and Gorky... I guess they are in Wutai Oblast
Leonhart321: I knew you'd make that pun
shurtal: SPEED FORME?
GDwarf: Per the Wiki, he is named for the playwright Anton Chekhov, so...
LadyAiluros: Chekhov has a Romulan-looking outfit also
bwk789: Pengwings
TXC2: GapFiller that art probably exists
Dothewhatnow: vineScoot
GapFiller: its literally Penpen from Evangelion
Sogheim: maybe you over leveled...?
BimodalComic: Yuffie seems a tiny bit OP
Genie_M: you're a bit overleveled but fine
gOckley: I didn't remember Yuki was Hydromatic
Saphling: "a bit"
Narcuru: i forget, what's with Yuffie's left arm?
LadyAiluros: you're kind of OP for this now
Saphling: see a doctor
Rhynerd: Did we just defeat a penguin with Greased Lightning?
GapFiller: Narcuru arm shield
VTMarik: Yuffie wears some weird gladiator armor
MediocreGamer42: her left arm has a buckler on it
drfox17: okay there captain hammer
afoersch: *vaguely Bruce Lee bad guy-ish struggle sounds* so, you CAN fight!
Narcuru: ahh ok thanks
DiscordianTokkan: Heal a bit-nevermind
Dared00: Chekhov's Pain - in the final act you're gonna get hurt
theshinyakuma: its a duel disk
nemryn: @Narcuru I think it's just ~jrpg fashion~
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun that reminds me: in star trek 4, they confiscate a gun from chekhov in the past, and then it never comes up again. what's up with that?
Genie_M: "shake"
plummeting_sloth: Wutai Oblast
GapFiller: Gorky Chekov and Staniv
Wrexadecimal: Gorky is a common Japanese name lrrBEEJ
NightValien28: is this the place we get korean bbq?
red_shoes_jeff: Might Guy?
VTMarik: A good, old-fashioned anime showdown!
TXC2: I put it too you that Wutai is meant to be China
dialMforMara: up = north. North from Japan is Russia, right?
GapFiller: note those are all famous authors
togashinaruta: Wait.....is Yuffie form Tuva?
plummeting_sloth: So, you have defeated Master Shake? Now you face Frylock!
ChekhovsCannon: What is this, the 1905 Moscow Art Theater?
kaffeetrinken89: do you think they have determined the names a little hastily? like: they were rushin it?
Biomonkey01: It's a carrot
DiscordianTokkan: So many mouths!
GDwarf: It's an evil parsnip
GapFiller: mebbe Wutai is Manchuria
HuFlungPo0: A rotten Carrot
Wicker_Knight: Who Cares? Kill It!
BimodalComic: It's dead is what it is
Too_Many_Knives: Heirloom carrot
kaffeetrinken89: russian, damn. ruined my pun ...
GapFiller: both Russian Chinese and Japanese
Saphling: I like that those enemies were also in the Remake, if more than a little creeped out
drfox17: dead
drfox17: that's what he is
Saulens181: ded
Rhynerd: That’s a weird dog.
GapFiller: and a little Korean at the bottom
NightValien28: its dead that is what it is
Rinomaru: MIGHTY GUARD
togashinaruta: It's one of those weird areas that's a mix of russian and chinese culture
Trixalicious: did they ever explain why these people aren't people
AntiCrepuscular: get julienned!
red_shoes_jeff: I sure can.
Too_Many_Knives: DOMINATED
VTMarik: projRIP
raven534: It's like Majora's Mask, but an ocarina
Saphling: Yuffie's family are apparently also monsters
GapFiller: tbf Yuffie is the daughter of the leader of Wutai
drfox17: oh right, we have fury on her
Sogheim: so all these dudes do is sit in the pagoda waiting?
Rhynerd: @trixalicious they magically change into monsters, apparently!
HisEvilDomain: bird guy
DiscordianTokkan: From the penguin
fry_dx: She's a lil angy
GapFiller: yrd think shes JUST a little badass
Sogheim: Rage Bomber gives Fury
GapFiller: in every sense
plummeting_sloth: I assumed she's always furious
drfox17: wait, that wasn't on purpose?
PixelArtDragon: So are you messing with the Wu Tai clan right now?
LadyAiluros: Rage bomber
Too_Many_Knives: "Sun's gettin' real low"
Saphling: If they all turn into monsters when in battle, why doesn't Yuffie, I wonder
dialMforMara: why are we still running around as Cloud
bwk789: she's bifurious
dialMforMara: is there not a walksprite for Yuffie?
GapFiller: dunno if it gets brought up enough but yeh Yuffie is technically The Princess of Wutai
Hotrob_McAwesometon: get high on ether and horse tranquilizers before the fight
plummeting_sloth: uhhh
The_FlyingDutchman: has he met Tifa?
TehAmelie: i want to visit Wutai wearing a "surely not EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting" shirt
Biomonkey01: henshin!
Alahmnat: do they count floors like the Brits then?
DiscordianTokkan: Master of weaponry? Does he turn in to Gilgamesh?
nemryn: there's only one fighter per floor though?
GDwarf: Wait, they didn't put someone on the fifth floor and work down?
fry_dx: He changes into Diamond Weapon
Genie_M: bonk
1losttheGame: wait if no one has defeated him why did they lose the war? Kappa
BimodalComic: Why do I feel he's just going to thow lotas of weapons at Yuffie?
Nydestroyer: wait does that mean they are becoming weapons? lol
GapFiller: drfox17 OH yrll see
plummeting_sloth: this is a 5 story pagoda. They 4th floor is the highest. We use the 5th floor for storage
GapFiller: thats a good one
Saphling: @1losttheGame yowch
Wagz36: not dead :o
drfox17: @GapFiller but no one's beaten this guy
TXC2: "I'm gonna swing this ball, and if you get hit it's you're own fault!"
Wagz36: dead
UponMyOath: In my head, this is a Pokémon style thing, where they’re all sending out their pets. It yuffie doesn’t get it so she’s just smacking them
TXC2: *your
Genie_M: yees, you're very overleveled
The_FlyingDutchman: yikes, awkward for that guy
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth Maybe they count floors the European way?
GapFiller: drfox17 Yuffie just did
arcanist1740: man the first guy hit like a truck and the rest are hitting for like 150
gelatoPOE: I watched the SWS as soon as it came out, it was so good
plummeting_sloth: didn't even get Yuffie another level
GapFiller: and shes just creaming these guys
Nenluen: these enemies are level 30
StormDraylor: Imma just handle this
Lordofironstorm: No OnE hAs EvEr DeFeAtEd Me
TehAmelie: a pagoda-walk of a victgory
GDwarf: "Now you must fight all of us at once, and also this random triceratops on treads!"
Leonhart321: They usually expect you to do this in Wutai the first time
jonasjonIV: now they combine into voltron?
ZeroArcana: do they voltron now
kaffeetrinken89: I am confused. How do those people really look like? Combat monster or cute chibi chonkers?
ChekhovsCannon: Gorky too? Definitely 1905 Moscow Art Theater
TehAmelie: *victory, not vict-orgy
BimodalComic: She literally walked through all of these guys and she's "just a bit better"
shurtal: GOO-GAH
GapFiller: oh this is a good reveal
Thisbymaster: The devil walks out
VTMarik: HIM? Oh no, weird lobster satan man!
fry_dx: Godo is level 41, so yes we're probably a little over
Alsritt: oh god above, not the powerpuff girl villian!
PharaohBender27: @GDwarf Please, use its proper name: Tankceratops
BlueMechanic: Is the final enemy that guy with the knife again?
AntiCrepuscular: dad?!
cuttlefishman: Papa?
StormDraylor: Purple master
Sogheim: so... she's lived there all her life and never knew who was in the pagoda all day?
drfox17: her dad
GapFiller: <message deleted>Domestic Abuse!
Leonhart321: Splinter.?
plummeting_sloth: alright, time to body your dad in like 4 moves
shurtal: I'm glad you made it this far, GOO-GAH
cuttlefishman: No one made it above 4th floor @Sogheim
drfox17: he's just gonna say how dissapointed he is in her
Saphling: so long as this doesn't turn out like Zuko...
kaffeetrinken89: Luke ...
TehAmelie: skills? yeah, give us that Trine
TXC2: GapFiller no, just no
SytYoshi: ack, I hated this battle.
Tikosh_: your father is weird
GapFiller: TXC2 ye hthats fair
Alsritt: what the royal heckle is that
GDwarf: "If you don't kill me, then I will have to kill you!" is...not what I think he meant, but is sure what he sounded like he was saying.
goatprince: i've always loved this boss. the movement is transfixing.
Mr_Horrible: "How many times I gotta teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Manae: So when does Yuffie get to learn how to transform in to a monster?
plummeting_sloth: Yosimitsu?
Saphling: ".....Dad?????"
Nuurgle: I knew my dad was two-faced, but this is ridiculous
DiscordianTokkan: Demi NEVER works, even when the enemies use it!
Wrexadecimal: @Manae probably in someone's yuffie / vincent fanfic? lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: just noticed Godo is a Rakshasa too
TehAmelie: it's a reasonably distracting dance. good kung fu
GapFiller: which is a nice touch
noSmokeFire: in this fight, Yuffie is the boss that demi would be good against if only it worked
Mr_Horrible: Also why is Godo doing the Cossack Dance
plummeting_sloth: it couldn't be her dad! It's not a Russian name!
kaffeetrinken89: Who is your daddy now ... daddy?
TheWarbo: oh no 120 damage per hit
GapFiller: Mr_Horrible well tbf everyone else has a Russian name
peejeeful: isn't this a thing from india lore
Alsritt: one of them is doing gangam style
DiscordianTokkan: The End! No Moral!
Wrexadecimal: Wow, dunked on.
plummeting_sloth: get wrecked dad
Saphling: no wonder Wutai lost the war
TXC2: it's an answer, and that's enough Kappa
GapFiller: so what yr saying G is that Godo is a Quintesson
Gekyouryuu: so, what kind of monster does Yuffie turn into?
Genie_M: yeah, you're around 20 levels over this challenge
fry_dx: Yeah the pagoda is level 30-41
StewartRWyatt: Wait. Did we just get all of creation?
Biomonkey01: Yuffie's just tired from climbing the stairs
HuFlungPo0: I remember doing this much earlier and it being difficult.
LadyAiluros: i've done it on disc 1
drfox17: i assumed there were more phases
Dezufnocosem: that was one epic dance battle
LadyAiluros: you need a good build and MP Hammer
plummeting_sloth: sure, you mean GOO-GAH
kaffeetrinken89: so de-highwind-drated?
theshinyakuma: yep thats it
1losttheGame: LUL
GapFiller: did The Pagoda straight after the Wutai sidequest 1st time thru this game
noSmokeFire: awww kids
kamelion84: katesLol
PharaohBender27: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Poor Yuffie
TehAmelie: Yuffie does barf a lot
snowcookies: lol
GapFiller: man it was a trial
BimodalComic: LUL
TheMoatman: Sounds right
NightValien28: perfect
drfox17: Penelope has good taste
Hotrob_McAwesometon: that makes sense lol
Alahmnat: your barf voice is very good, G
LadyAiluros: Good choice, Penelope
e_bloc: Corgo651 LRR discord is the best, thank you to the kind soul who opened their 651 bell turnip island
noSmokeFire: now do they build a 6th floor for yuffie?
awkwardreaper: hey hows the ff7 going? well i hope
jonasjonIV: she will also defeat her father in mortal combat
GapFiller: noSmokeFire they totally shd
AntiCrepuscular: HA
Sogheim: well, the girl that kicked their asses just beat up her dad and now it's her job to take over the pagoda?
SoundGuy0dB: its usually best to do once you lose cloud
ContingentCat: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
plummeting_sloth: This end state, did not match the fight we just saw
Baldrash: !russell
snowcookies: coo?
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Ahoo- Crow
Wicker_Knight: Tifa sitting there like "Really? That's what you consider a fist fight? That's it?" katesSass
raven534: Why are they banging their heads on the ground?
The_FlyingDutchman: Just reached SwS day 2 before switching to the stream. Good episode :) Looking forward to the commentary on the day 2 proceedings
PharaohBender27: There an in-game crow?
plummeting_sloth: that was the Bird of REconcillation!
Critterbot: Oh, THIS is how you get the Leviathan summon materia, I thought it was in the cave, I forgot. :|
BimodalComic: It was clearly Chekovs Chocobo
BimodalComic: Kappa
Daimoify: That was the sound of them laughing.
MediocreGamer42: marsha marsha marsha
Saphling: Customs! Customs and Tariffs!
fry_dx: Did Yuffie just turn into a valley girl?
Tikosh_: what.. power?
Leonhart321: Huh, so you get it here? Wow I need to replay this game
TheWanderingNomad: Yuffie's always been a valley girl, where do you thinK Wutai is situated in?
SoundGuy0dB: love this track in the remake!
TXC2: Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher
NightValien28: yuffie starts the second wutai war
NojhLivic: Wait they actually referenced the war??
deadorator: hey, Wutai ain't nothing to fuck with
Sogheim: !advice
LRRbot: Obey your instructions.
GapFiller: TXC2 The Pebble
KidAmn: boy this is uh... sure gonna be different
plummeting_sloth: "Also, heads up Shinra looks REAL weak right now. Just FYI"
Trixalicious: What tourists, there's only like 6 other towns in the world?
Alahmnat: (don't mention The War)
TehAmelie: martial artists should not cloister themselves from the world. unless they do ki rata
GapFiller: just think one day Yuffie will be the nxt Leader of Wutai
snowcookies: is this a commentary on tourist towns Kappa
mtg_fuzzy2wuzzy: Got to love that enemies attacks are more flashy then yours, yet they do an 1/8 of the damage
GapFiller: thats sobering
accountmadeforants: This music
kaffeetrinken89: I would say this is pretty much to go do answer. ^^
Biomonkey01: This music seems too cheery considering the context
EscherichiaCole: This is odd music for this scene
JakeKamas: ayy sick reference TehAmelie
Juliamon: it's Yuffie's theme
teaspooncody: wait-- maybe before the war Wutai was Russia-themed? explains the names Kappa
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie I think we check "reach heaven through violence" off of Tifa's to-do list
DiscordianTokkan: It's cause it's Yuffie's theme
TehAmelie: hehe
1losttheGame: i mean, Shinra's dead now... so if you WANT to go to the War Path...
plummeting_sloth: "Like, their leadership is dead and we stole their capitalship and their gun is broken. Yalll might just want to, like, rebel or some shit"
GapFiller: teaspooncody maybe it was Manchuria Russian Chinese AND Japanese
PharaohBender27: "We're going to reestablish the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!" Kappa
GapFiller: and a little Korean too
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amative1: You are filled with DETERMINATION
kaffeetrinken89: In soviet wutai -something-something- you.
TheWanderingNomad: "I mean she's been following us around since like...Disc One so..."
plummeting_sloth: uhh. we were already taking Yuffie with us. Was ... was that an option?
plummeting_sloth: could we have NOT been taking Yuffie with us?
BlueMechanic: fill this man, fill this man, fill this man with determination
GapFiller: this last little bits a nice touch too
Linwey: @drfox17 yes
Dezufnocosem: remember to feed my five sacred gods while I'm gone
Alsritt: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:24:05.
TheWanderingNomad: @drfox17 - No it's "DETH" and "BLOW"
NightValien28: IT IS?
BimodalComic: LUL
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol katesLol
1losttheGame: GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN
snowcookies: lol
BrindleBoar: oh it is wednesday isn't it
Tikosh_: LUL
cuttlefishman: Thanks dad
GapFiller: yeh turns out if yr wondering abt Yuffies Materia... well it runs in the family
BimodalComic: Like father, like daughter
cuttlefishman: Thad
plummeting_sloth: Rob those suckers blind
Alsritt: like father like daughter
Saphling: I do love that she *does* get all their materia
Wicker_Knight: Always hustling...
TXC2: "what a week eh?" "it's Wednesday"
EscherichiaCole: like father like daughter
Tikosh_: that's where she got that
GapFiller: katesLol katesLol katesLol
snowcookies: but we earned the materia
LadyAiluros: she's his kiddo
TehAmelie: we're gonna go over the 200 materia limit unless we pawn off some to Yuffie anyway
Zaghrog: Advent Children does imply that Yuffie succeeds
bossmonkey: that was the shia DO IT stance
plummeting_sloth: the squat of fathership
LadyAiluros: I love that he's like YESSSS I did good
DiscordianTokkan: That was a "OOOH yeah!" Randy Savage flex squat, Kinda
LadyAiluros: that was Godo being all like "my kid turned out alright!"
VTMarik: What?
Saphling: She has a giant box full of materia, in Advent Children.
plummeting_sloth: WHAT
kamelion84: katesWat
JeremyDevoid: use your head or use your sword?
Wrexadecimal: OH I know what they mean!
BimodalComic: So you have to headbutt a monster 🤔 Seems liegit
PharaohBender27: katesWat
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Headbutt it, gotcha
LadyAiluros: Morth the Ghost Ship
AntiCrepuscular: K
red_shoes_jeff: "... I said nothing of the sort, but thank you?"
Critterbot: There's an enemy you need to morph.
Alsritt: #rough_translation
drfox17: what
snowcookies: bad translation
Alahmnat: by "use your head" do they mean "punch it with Tifa"?
Saphling: Is that.... the Junon reactor pipe?
Wrexadecimal: I think that implies using manipulate on an ememy tog et underwater materia
Linwey: Wonderful localisation
RobotInProgress: HEADBUTT THE PIPE
fry_dx: It's a clue to the underwater materia
nemryn: translation is hard, guys
plummeting_sloth: was that... beat poetry?
LadyAiluros: Use Conformer to Morph Shost Shit - gets you Underwater Materia
Wrexadecimal: or morph an enemy in the underground reactor, turn them into underwater materia
LadyAiluros: *Ghost Ship
peejeeful: the bell in the square
TehAmelie: i choose to believe the graveyard duck is milkshake ducked
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Nemanthil: Yeah it's about the morphing of an enemy for underwater materia, that means no time limit for fightning weapon.
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:16.
Wrexadecimal: I think it's the reaactor. I just remember morph dude for materia
Saphling: Ah, you get the underwater materia by Morphing the ghost ship in the junon underwater reactor, trade the Guide Book with the guy in Kalm for the underwater materia
fry_dx: It's one of a handful of clues for the Kalm Traveller side-quests
GapFiller: if were not bothering w/ Emerald Weapon do we even need the Underwater Matiera?
thatjerkherc: ghost ship is that enemy that is a literal ship with a skeleton on the front of it.
e_bloc: just beat P5R last night and it slapped
Sogheim: ghost ship is oar smack guy right?
TehAmelie: not as weird as Hell House
DiscordianTokkan: That's a lotta bells!
offbeatwitch: stalnks!
Leonhart321: What would run out first, Kathleen playing Royal, or the Corona virus finishing up
GapFiller: dem bells
ContingentCat: holy moly STONKS
LadyAiluros: DOOD
DiscordianTokkan: slytqStonks slytqStonks slytqStonks
GapFiller: Brake Thyme!
e_bloc: slytqStonks slytqStonks slytqStonks slytqStonks
Traion: Kathleen does PiF Animal Crossing: No stopping until catalogue complete
TheThromborax: tell Paul we would love to see him if he's up for it
PixelArtDragon: I don't even AC but that got my breathing heavy
noSmokeFire: break time? that sounds like something the time police would take issue with
KingJimmeh: W-Summon?
Leonhart321: And I say that after a 135 hour platinum run of it
KingJimmeh: XD
RomanGoro: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
fry_dx: Or go for W-summon :P
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
kaffeetrinken89: don't mock the choco
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:27:37.
AntiCrepuscular: The comments to that guide suggest 40-45 mins rather than 15-20
noSmokeFire: sounds like we have time for some RNG manipulation :P
Crad0k: that guide has a lot of alt-f4ing, probably not something to do on stream
AntiCrepuscular: ^
kanyewestward: been a while since i last played ff7 what does the golden chocobo actually get you?
kaffeetrinken89: I guess you'll have to say that again.
Wrexadecimal: @kanyewestward it's how you get to where knights of the round is hidden
SoundGuy0dB: knights of he round
noSmokeFire: it lets you go places you can't otherwise reach, which means really powerful summons
KSmallmoon: @kanyewestward Knights of the Round
Crad0k: access to four powerful materia: quadra magic, knights of the round, mime and... uhh?
kanyewestward: riiiiight
nemryn: KotR, and also a few other things that don't matte because they're not Knights of the Round
Hotrob_McAwesometon: mime does sound like a horrifying summon
kanyewestward: the mighty uhh summon
SoundGuy0dB: mime is command
khawl: knights being the only one you need the golden for
SoundGuy0dB: lets you mime your last action
khawl: the other stuff you can get with lesser 'cobos
TehAmelie: to be fair KotR takes actual, real-life stamina to use. it's like 7 minutes or something
SoundGuy0dB: which could have been knights of the round...
SoundGuy0dB: repeatedly...
GapFiller: who among us can srsly say they have the patience to sit thru the KotR animation twice every battle?
Juliamon: KotR: for when you need to take a bathroom break mid-fight
TehAmelie: not i
TehAmelie: i've done it for like, three battles
Wrexadecimal: @GapFiller Eever double summon KotR and then have people just keep miming the W-summon? :P
CrazymattCaptain: what I'm hearing is that we need to mime KotR over and over and over
TehAmelie: no more
Wrexadecimal: @CrazymattCaptain yeeeees
GapFiller: Wrexadecimal hurr
GapFiller: noep
SoundGuy0dB: hehe, my friend used to use Quadra Magic-Bahamut ZERO in the North CAVE then mime it LOL
LadyAiluros: @Wrexadecimal I mean that was the OG strat for Emeralr and Ruby
LadyAiluros: ooooof
Wrexadecimal: I may or may not have done exactly that
Linwey: @Wrexadecimal I've seen it done and it's miserable
LadyAiluros: I totally did that
space_turbulence: for a second there I was unclear why y'all were dumping on KoToR :D
LadyAiluros: it was miserable but when the game first came out it was the strat we had
Zaghrog: I remember Miming Omnislash against Emerald, in addition to Miming W-Summon for KotR
GapFiller: tbf only ragging on KotR cz I did infact spam it all the time to the point of getting sick of it
LadyAiluros: now that we have essectially disassembled the game, we have much better strats :P
SoundGuy0dB: heheh
StageMgrRob: Hey, did Graham mention what they are doing for AFT/CtS tonight?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun Crew comes together (from the comfort of their homes) to play game together. Game: Valorant) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5:22 from now).
Alsritt: KotR is only a minute and a half long, c'mon yall
GapFiller: Alsritt yrd be surprised how long a minute anna half can be
Wrexadecimal: How long is the supernova summon int he US version, again? :P
benspaceguy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:40.
Traion: Does this version allow you to skip summon cut scenes?
LadyAiluros: KOTR - W Summon - Mime - Mime - Make a Sandwich
StageMgrRob: Thanks @gapfiller !
TehAmelie: hehe, remember how long it took the collective Internet to figure out the basics of the Emerald fight? like how "Aire tam" storm doesn't necessarily do 9999 damage to everyone. it took years to realize what it spells backwards
n_mandrag: @LadyAiluros "essentially" ? Runners have found out how to get into the locked-off-debug room of the game by manipulating the memory. I would say the game is opened up like a gutted fish...
SoundGuy0dB: heheh, Mime Quuadra Magic KoTR....
LadyAiluros: I'm being generous
Zaghrog: Quadra Magic can't do Summons
LadyAiluros: I know that it's been examined to the assembly code
LadyAiluros: I've read a lot of it
SoundGuy0dB: @Zaghrog it can be used with summons
TXC2: and we're back
Too_Many_Knives: Hello
GapFiller: welcombe back G
SoundGuy0dB: used it with Bahamut ZERO
Zaghrog: SoundGuy0dB huh, interesting
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:34:29.
kamelion84: katesLol katesLol
1losttheGame: LUL
BimodalComic: LUL
Saphling: ehhhh
Scrubbodiestobears: lmao
GapFiller: lol
Genie_M: 20 minutes is less than 2 hours
PixelArtDragon: lrrBEEJ
snowcookies: lol
NightValien28: wat
Diabore: we have ;ess than 2 hours
Alahmnat: lol
PharaohBender27: WELP
amative1: I mean, we *do* have less than two hours...
Nydestroyer: LuL
plummeting_sloth: 15 min IS less than 2 hours
BimodalComic: 2 hrs, 15 mins, same thing
Leonhart321: HA HA HA
noSmokeFire: 15 minutes, 2 hours, it's all rounding error
62MGcobra: elfunkCat
Crad0k: it can be used with summons, but not with knights, even if you use hp<>MP
Wrexadecimal: It definitely took me not-2 hours from what I remember years ago...
fry_dx: 15-20 minutes is less than 2 hours
1losttheGame: 2 hours, 20 minutes, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
LadyAiluros: uhm, lets go try and get W Summon
LadyAiluros: MORE BATTLE
stevenhacking: are we racing or save scumming our way into a gold chocobo?
Syntheticuh: theres some rng manipulation you can do to make it a lot faster but for the life of me i cant remember it
PharaohBender27: Time is an illusion, maaaaaaaaaan . . . .
LadyAiluros: MORE TIFA
Zaghrog: I don't think getting the Gold Chocobo is worth our time
Lordofironstorm: NUTT
TXC2: Time is an illusion Kappa
gerberlicous: NUT
Comeback323: we can use W-Item right?
noSmokeFire: "Goblin Island" :O I want to go there
GapFiller: nutty
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun this isnt the RNG manip one i dont think
RagingTrees: nut
OmnipotentTrevor: Aw, I missed the first half of the stream.
masterfrog316: i forgot bout stealing the stuff
stevenhacking: sounds like the save scum path,
SytYoshi: I tried to this method and never got it. I tried for more than 2 hours.
TheWarbo: graham doing the "is jordan here" check :-D
plummeting_sloth: oh yeah, let's dupe the crap out of stuff
Nenluen: because of certain.. issues with the RNG i wasted an entire evening trying to just get one of the chocos needed for the breeding chain
masterfrog316: its like 15 mins after you do all the grunt work lol
northos: chat, this one does have some RNG manip that we'll get to
stevenhacking: @theshinyakuma i think it is the no-race method, which is the rng manip path
TehAmelie: it doesn't seem like a stream friendly strat
accountmadeforants: Goblin Island. Goblisland.
Saphling: Gobsland
PharaohBender27: This sounds involved
Too_Many_Knives: Does RNG manip work on Steam version?
theshinyakuma: ah it is the rng manip
snowcookies: lmao this is the quick option
GapFiller: this all has the smell of being more trouble than its worth
GapFiller: that peculiar goatish smell
northos: "if it were me I would just do it faster"
Saphling: ehhhhhhh
rocketjohn: this seems....
TheThromborax: this sounds AWFUL
Dezufnocosem: speedhusbandry
rocketjohn: long winded
Zaghrog: this is definitely some weird rng manipulation
plummeting_sloth: Like most things, Gender is mostly reliant upon speed
Goorguy: does anyone else feel like this is the SS Anne guide?
MarsIsDead: Why don't you just go kick Ruby's ass...
MyrddintheWizard: ehhhhh....
noSmokeFire: I know *my* gender is dependent on velocity
TheThromborax: I'm sure it works but it sounds like pivoting a spreadsheet in Excel
NojhLivic: Golden saucer mini-games?
raven534: I guess the person running into the barn was too slow for you, Graham
stevenhacking: the rng manipulation is technically faster than chocobo racing
TehAmelie: haul buttock and too slow, the two genders
frnknstn: wow, memories flooding back to me, I think I did this once years ago
WampaX: ooh, you can also get Enemy Skill - Goblin Punch on Goblin Island
Zaghrog: what re we actually doing now?
northos: I hate when I go the wrong way around the planet :P
accountmadeforants: So if you take even more time, do you unlock more genders of Chocobo?
Gekyouryuu: Y chromosomes are just X chromosomes that did a frame skip and didn't fully load before executing
Too_Many_Knives: @Zaghrog Chocobo breeding
plummeting_sloth: trying to get a gold Chocobo
Dezufnocosem: gender is dependent on a reference frame and the speed of light in a vacuum
TheWarbo: today's gender is...VRRROOOOOOMM
stevenhacking: @noSmokeFire is it also governed by the heisenburg uncertainty principle, where if you go fast enough, your gender can't be known?
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: Red Shift, Blue Shift, Trans Shift. The known genders
Saphling: Green gendered chocobo, Blue gendered chocobo
TXC2: Gekyouryuu :D
Nydestroyer: Is a gender fluid joke to far? I mean it fits so well with the speed of gender joke... but I really dont know
TaubeTilda: CAN ALWAYS GVE IT 15 MIN :)
kiyobean: YAY CHOCOBO BREEDING! ....said no one ever
plummeting_sloth: ah, to have infinite money
peejeeful: if get to blue we can go some places
PixelArtDragon: Well, this puts a whole new spin on gender fluidity
TaubeTilda: sorry fr caps
northos: stables?
Saphling: Gotta go rent stables
Zaghrog: 15 minutes definitely seems generous
PharaohBender27: @Nydestroyer I'd say that's pushing the envelope a bit far, personally
Saphling: house to the left
Too_Many_Knives: We can dupe items once we have 2 of them
n_mandrag: I think there is something about a difference in the speed of spermcells that have higher likelyhoods for different genders though...
Rufran: good thing we got those thief gloves
Zaghrog: considering there's rng involved in catching chocobos and fiding the right mobs to steal from
SoundGuy0dB: 1 at a time too - he doesn't let ya buy all 6 at the same time
GapFiller: huh just looked up Tonberries didnt realise they only show up in The Northern Cave thought they spawned elsewhere
Saphling: guy in the house to the left rents stables
TehAmelie: if only it was the nuts you had to buy 70 of so we could go THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
northos: also will we need extra greens to actually capture the cocobos?
TXC2: n_mandrag I find that spurious at best
Asimech: @PixelArtDragon "Non-Newtonian Gender-Fluid"?
TheThromborax: I was certainly not beyond this sort of thing in my youth, but now I just don't have the attention for it
Alahmnat: just raise some chocobos before the world ends
plummeting_sloth: "Hey... the worlds ending. Want to watch some birds fuck?"
kaffeetrinken89: "this is how things are in the world, even if nobody else is doing it" wait what?
GapFiller: plummeting_sloth well they have just reopened Gold Saucer
Zaghrog: nice, only one time for the tutorial part
Trixalicious: Wren tit?
n_mandrag: @TXC2 Just something I think I heard some time back. Prolly one of those "Crap I need to publish a study tomorrow" studies.
masterfrog316: does the guide tell you how to work out if the chocobo your catching is the correct one?>#
plummeting_sloth: LEASE IT
Saphling: well, is it a wren or a tit?
MehallD: BOP IT
plaidchocobo: twist it... bop it
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth God, imagine if this game had an actual timer, and if you spent six in-game days doing stuff like this, the meteor would hit and you got a game over screen? :P
TXC2: EAT IT!
Zaghrog: masterfrog316 in game UI can tell you that
snowcookies: are we using the lure materia?
afoersch: BOP IT
Nydestroyer: @PharaohBender27 I thought as much, its a cute play on words with physics but it has way too much weight in irl stuff.
NojhLivic: Lease it, rent it, own it, foreclose it, burn it!
Zaghrog: once you've caught one that is
StewartRWyatt: You come back and his farm is gold plated since some golden haired dolt just dropped 60k in his lap
Narcuru: change cloud's weapon?
theshinyakuma: get your popcorn ladies and gents
TehAmelie: you can buy a dang sun coast palace, but you have to rent a bird cage
t3h_f1gm3nt: BONE ZONE
lochnessseammonster: bone zone or bone yard?
TXC2: NojhLivic you forgot to insure it Kappa
noSmokeFire: yuffie messing up materia, just like always
raven534: And all other folks @theshinyakuma
masterfrog316: THE THIEFS GLOVE YOU GOT
Sly_chocobo: Wait, Ther'es a materia "Steal as well"? never knew that..
GapFiller: noSmokeFire it IS her brand
Zaghrog: all chocobos look alike in battle, but different kinds of chocobo look different in the stable interface
lochnessseammonster: SWS is sergeJustRight btw
plummeting_sloth: @PharaohBender27 "This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a Wark. And I guess actually a bang"
afoersch: literally had no idea until now that BOP was a global emote
NojhLivic: TXC2: Ooh good point.
TheThromborax: why not? because he is a MONSTER
mrMorphius: Cait Sith, for when there's literally nothing on the line
ThoughtProt: boooo get the traitor spy outta the party!
TehAmelie: back on the Powersoultrain eh
LordShadner: can we Cover + and also steal?
masterfrog316: equip it?
jameswanders: I left just before our last battle room battle: what'd I miss?
grgriffin3: I load up this video for the first time today and the first thing i hear is "let's take a trip to the Bone Zone"
plummeting_sloth: Cait Sith, you get to watch
p3nguinkin: give tifa luck up?
peejeeful: luck plus does that help?
theshinyakuma: my apologies @raven534, everyone should have snacks for this segment.
GapFiller: jameswanders Yuffie in The Pagoda and now Chocobos
Primidoxal: @NojhLivic Flip it and reverse it
theshinyakuma: yes luck plus helps
kaffeetrinken89: "cover + steal" you mean politics?
Too_Many_Knives: Did we just take the curse ring off Tifa?
matleigh35: does tying up loose ends mean that we beat it?
TXC2: kaffeetrinken89 now now
nemryn: @jameswanders Yuffie clowning on her dad
Hotrob_McAwesometon: do you think "HP Shout" stands for "Horsepower Shout" or "House of Parlement" shout?
masterfrog316: take off counter attack materia
jameswanders: Okay, I'll have to watch the pagoda in the VOD... I thought we weren't doing Chobo breeding...?
northos: stole NUT
theshinyakuma: sick
MehallD: can carob nuts be used in battle? you could maybe W-Item glitch it
ShDragon: I finally hooked up twitch on my PS3 so I can watch on my TV!
stevenhacking: these things are super tanky, you'll be fine
TehAmelie: i guess everyone could put on AP farming weapons and leave all the fight to Tifa and the fists of doom
Anaerin: Hire-Purchase Shout.
Saphling: he's so happy to be useful
Juliamon: Hotrob_McAwesometon Hewlitt-Packard Shout
Asimech: @Hotrob_McAwesometon Neither, it's the shout you make when the printer is acting up again.
teaspooncody: @Nydestroyer I can't speak for other non-binary folks, but I for one both appreciate your forethought and would have laughed at the joke (the LRR community is a place I trust to be safe and in-good-fun)
TheWarbo: Hotrob_McAwesometon Harry Potter Shout
Dared00: @jameswanders we don't have anything else to do
theshinyakuma: @jameswanders we ran out of things to do
plummeting_sloth: NiceX 10
accountmadeforants: Cait Sith is helping with RNG manipulation, in his own way.
GapFiller: jameswanders well... we got time to kill
Saphling: Reeve's ultimate weapon is HR Shout
Hotrob_McAwesometon: lol!
thatjerkherc: it might be good to run. this guys has like 20k hp
jameswanders: cool beans
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun put on luck plus when you start looking for chocos
Saphling: he has lots of HP
Workshops: he has 32k hp I think
GapFiller: speaking of stuff todo hey G yr wanna checkout Cactuar Island if theres time?
noSmokeFire: it's either this or ruby weapon
kaffeetrinken89: Just like real life is: If you have to much time ...
Workshops: gotta steal his nut though. :)
NoTomToLose: Vlorkados no joke
LocalTrey: did he do underwater sub and ancient forest already?
DiscordianTokkan: Man, Cait Sith punched hella hard also
plummeting_sloth: 32K is laughable to Tifa
GapFiller: LocalTrey yep last strem
plummeting_sloth: also I guess we could dupe that nut
ContingentCat: So G, how're you liking Animal Crossing, what are your villiagers like?
plummeting_sloth: *man, I said that out loud, huh*
TXC2: LocalTrey I think so yes
Workshops: puzzle forest is fun
masterfrog316: cant dupe nuts
noSmokeFire: how do you dupe the nut, pummeting_sloth?
MehallD: Cloud still has Ultima Weapon on, in case you need AP growth
TehAmelie: hey, i remember some 1st level adventurers who were not worried about collecting a t-rex skull
TheWarbo: dupez nuts
peejeeful: we haven(t seen leviathan
jameswanders: where's Adam when you need him?
TehAmelie: okay, they were worried
AntiCrepuscular: W-nut
TXC2: "hey girl wanna dupe my nut?" "....no"
plummeting_sloth: oh right, it's not a battle material
1losttheGame: hey Yuffie, want to meet your Gods?
Radyin: Is there a benefit to going to Cactuar Island? Apart from seeing Cactuars?
afoersch: my nut - it's been duped!
Mr_Horrible: so Graham's forecasting some... Cloud-Cover?
TXC2: Mr_Horrible boooo
Dezinkled: Can you add the steal Plus to the cover?
ContingentCat: @Mr_Horrible lrrWOW
snowcookies: Booooo
kaffeetrinken89: how about cover-all?
Asimech: "Are people in your neighbourhood duping your nuts? More at eleven."
Workshops: @Radyin there's a rare item you can morph them into, plus there's an enemy skill to learn
LocalTrey: think you can dupe almost all the items useable items like the sources...
Mr_Horrible: sofieTeehee
stevenhacking: you can morph them into tetra elemental accesories
awkwardreaper: isn't that where you get cactur summon from
plummeting_sloth: eat shit adorable squirell
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cactuars generally are very good for points.
MehallD: Cactuars have some of the highest AP per fight IIRC
noSmokeFire: I want a cactuar centaur
awkwardreaper: by fighting it or the big one
aerohydra: thats 8
jameswanders: do Cid, Barret, and Cait Sith not have end game story arcs? It feels like everyone else gets something
Manae: Cactuars were in the desert
Nydestroyer: My favorite plushi from FF10 was the cactuar
Asimech: You can definitely Morph sources in this game.
peejeeful: wait wat
Workshops: They yield high AP and EXP and can be morphed into Tetra Elemental accessories.
SpikySpahgetti: I have never experienced 30fps final fantasy. #neverplayed
afoersch: aight let's get our nut off this monster
afoersch: WAIT NO OH GOD
Nydestroyer: Lulus attack animations where my fav from FF10
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
theshinyakuma: @MehallD it falls far behind the pot in the crater
GapFiller: theres no Cactuar summon in VII
GapFiller: thats VIII
Asimech: But only Power source is Morphable without going to the underwater thingamabob, AFAIK.
KingJimmeh: Cactuar Island and Summon was in FF8 for sure. Not sure about 7.
kaffeetrinken89: This thing is like a t-rex, just with small head, instead of small arms.
MehallD: oh, forgot about the pot
SpikySpahgetti: Tifa uses punch
fry_dx: So I missed a previous stream - did we actually go down the north crater or come straight out from the top?
northos: summon leviathan for funsies?
TXC2: afoersch I could delete that, but I wont Kappa
SpikySpahgetti: Tifa knows only punch
GapFiller: KingJimmeh Cactuar Island is South of Cosmo Canyon
northos: rip
theshinyakuma: also no cactaur summon in this one
TehAmelie: carbo nuts, for the gains
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say, do we want to have the death timer if we're trying to steal?
FlyingUltraCar: Apologies if this was already mentioned, but remember that series of Flash cartoons about Cactuar and Tonberry?
afoersch: ty TXC2 afoersPIPE
GapFiller: KingJimmeh but theres nothing there apart from Cactuars
Thisbymaster: cloud's weapon isn't allowing for materia growth
Zaghrog: Cait Sith has HP Shout equipped
PharaohBender27: @fry_dx We beat Hojo and went to North Crater, then backed off to do side-questy stuff
Wrexadecimal: @FlyingUltraCar YES
DiscordianTokkan: Get you some Goblin Punch skill also!
SquareDotCube: Violent advance is just Cait Sith windmilling his arms
theshinyakuma: violent advance Kappa
TehAmelie: (all nuts have intense carbs. and proteins.)
plummeting_sloth: "Don't let teh name fool you... it's actually a pennisula"
snowcookies: Graham, you might need to switch Cloud's weapon
LocalTrey: wrong island i think
kaffeetrinken89: "Summon the Thing." (Legend of Korra reference)
SquirrelEarl: woods
FlyingUltraCar: @wrexadecimal I loved those as a kid
noSmokeFire: this island doesn't LOOK like a goblin
Radyin: Can we stop by Cactuar Island just for a visit?
SpikySpahgetti: Those limited graphics
jameswanders: any wacky Enemy Skills we need to try and get?
Trixalicious: the menu can tell you where you are
neuroflare: doesnt the menus say what island you are on?
Zaghrog: ^
hawkeye437: why is Rajang in FF7
GapFiller: thats not a goblin
theshinyakuma: not a gobbo
SquirrelEarl: Goblin Island has a forest on it
TehAmelie: that ain't no other thing either
HisEvilDomain: gonbin island hasa forest, check your menu and it will say 'goblin island' on location
kaffeetrinken89: If Big Macs are on the menue ...
AntiCrepuscular: That's big horn, not nut. Easy mistake to make ;)
SpikySpahgetti: Has graham fought a bear yet?
plummeting_sloth: no goblin, then die
HisEvilDomain: oooh, I'm very wrong XD
NightValien28: nailed it
stevenhacking: i think you need to be in the forest for goblins
TXC2: scenic goblin island
accountmadeforants: Goblin Island | Land - Island Mountain | When Goblin Island enters the battlefield, each opponent creates entirely too many 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
ZethRuss: so, what nut did you need from here ?
afoersch: of all the islands we've visited, this one is the goblinest
BrindleBoar: popular vacation destination, goblin island
jameswanders: @SpikySpahgetti Graham only fights _with_ bears
Zaghrog: I too remember there being a forest
Robot_Bones: zeio nut
TXC2: get a time share today!
HyruleGirl9: Ah yes, the GobLands
Workshops: yeah i recall a small circular forest
Robot_Bones: yeah goblins are on a forest island
Scy_Anide: You should ask a goblin for directions.
DeadGunner: I mean arn;'t all island just goblin island?
Manae: Do you even fight goblins outside of the forest?
STALKERsoldiers: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
jameswanders: "chat remembers" has so many inherent problems
GapFiller: yeh goblins in the forest
Nenluen: this one
SpikySpahgetti: So goblin island. So can I make mono blue goblins
noSmokeFire: it's more of a goblin archipelago
Alahmnat: the goblin island chain
kaffeetrinken89: Well, maybe. It is not highlander goblin island.
1losttheGame: its like, an island chain man
BimodalComic: Goblin island and our sister island, Goblin Island
Too_Many_Knives: "The islands goblin"
stevenhacking: goblin archipelago
afoersch: more of a goblin archipelago
ShaneLeeAtk: So... Goblin Archipelago
TheThromborax: that's not how ISLANDS work!
TehAmelie: that was weird, a tiny island at the edge of the world that DOESN'T have strange unique stuff on it
NojhLivic: Neo Goblin Island
Trixalicious: Goblin Archepelago
GapFiller: not to be confused w/ the OTHER Goblin Island
Alahmnat: it's like hawaii
Zaghrog: Do the goblins have Magic Hammer? I think they do
DiscordianTokkan: The top one was a... Hobgoblin island... maybe
LadyLockwood92: The Goblin Islands
sareged: there is one with a forest on it that has the better chance for Goblin encounters
theshinyakuma: "island"
Juliamon: It's "a goblin island" rather than "Goblin Island"
plummeting_sloth: well it's party of the goblin archipelago
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Dryad Forest and a Goblin Island.
jameswanders: Yeah, like having a "Vancouver Island" and "Vancouver" in different places
BrookJustBones: goblin island and new goblin island
Mr_Horrible: Ah yes, the Archipelagob
HyruleGirl9: the archipelagoblins?
Saphling: the Goblisles
Too_Many_Knives: gobbos
Pteraspidomorphi: It used to be an island, but... global warming happened
JadedCynic: North Goblin Island & South Goblin Island?
SquareDotCube: The goblipeligo
1losttheGame: the "Goblinacapose"
theshinyakuma: GOBLIN
Workshops: plus you can learn goblin punch from them I think?
SquirrelEarl: Goblins have Goblin Punch
Ranakel: You say this not Goblin island? But I see island, and I see goblin. Goblin island state of mind.
plummeting_sloth: Little and Big Goblin island
Mr_Horrible: how do they put... a robot... to sleep?
GapFiller: HOW CAN A ROBOT FALL ASLEEP!?
Lirelent: wait do we have steal glove on? how did that fail?
HisEvilDomain: also Goblin Punch is a wonderfully terrible enemy skill
TXC2: Mr_Horrible turn it off?
theshinyakuma: you can learn goblin punch yes
n_mandrag: @GapFiller sleepmode
Zaghrog: oh right, Goblin Punch is another E Skill I think
NojhLivic: GapFiller Bad wi-fi connection?
Lirelent: haha, opps
Too_Many_Knives: Nut
noSmokeFire: is goblin punch good?
northos: nut!
GapFiller: n_mandrag walked right into that didnt I?
plummeting_sloth: A sleep spell so powerful it put Reeve to sleep
SquareDotCube: Or, Goblipagos
Mr_Horrible: txc2 and are both the cat and the moogle alseep, or just the moogle?
kaffeetrinken89: You stole the goblins single nut.
TehAmelie: you know how it is. here outside Stockholm is a collection of somewhere between 20 and 30,000 small islands, depending on how you count
ricohard1986: Does the guy at the other end also fall asleep?
TXC2: start- shut down - sleep
Mr_Horrible: Cait Sith raises far too many existential questions about the nature of JRPG mechanics NotLikeThis
SpikySpahgetti: Loading ready sleep
TXC2: Mr_Horrible I guess both
afoersch: now might be a good time to switch cursor to 'memory?'
NoTomToLose: Nope.
SpikySpahgetti: *drops to the floor after getting mythic*
plummeting_sloth: But Strong Goblin-bad, how do you cast with boxing glovess on
aerohydra: think hes got an intern?\
Saphling: Reeve's in his office with a Switch, controlling Cait Sith
Thisbymaster: they just got an intern
NojhLivic: Yeah. Otherwise the whole "remember me, even if another me comes along" speech would be meaningless.
Scy_Anide: So it's like a Mario Odyssey situation? Cuz that seems worse.
GapFiller: Thisbymaster that sounds abt right
BimodalComic: PLot twist, Cait Sith is actually a puppet for the robot
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Mr_Horrible: damn, where can we get the Sassy Cait Sith?
Trixalicious: Maybe the sleep magic reaches through the wireless control
Saphling: yeaaah
ShaneLeeAtk: Also, he may have a magic ability that lets him Inspire objects
SpikySpahgetti: Plot twist ur a robot
GapFiller: Thisbymaster man Cait Sith pilot intern sounds like a miserable job
kaffeetrinken89: Maybe cait sith is the real being and the shinra manager is the robot? galaxy brain
dredgyboi: Im not even sure if it's a robot, it could just be a stuffed animal he brought to life ontop of a robot
TheThromborax: isn't Reeve ALSO a robot with a cat inside it? the answer is canonically "Yes."
SpikySpahgetti: @thethromborax your also a robot
Mr_Horrible: that cutaway was *so* weird for someone who hasn't played the game
Rujasu: That just raises the question that if an animatronic plushie can fight just as well as the rest of the party, why not just make more of those instead?
TheWarbo: oh yeah the Suddenly Cait Sith moment
Saphling: I read it like Reeve was sending Cait Sith to try and warn people, but didn't get there in time.
hawkeye437: it's completely random and out of nowhere
GapFiller: TheThromborax and isnt the real question here are we all infact robots?
awkwardreaper: yeh was a funny part that in the remake hahah
kamelion84: katesWat
Mr_Horrible: I was watching a streamer who hadn't played OG FF7 and she was like "bwuh?! What is *that*?!"
SpikySpahgetti: SirPrise
AshleyYeo: I always feel bad for the news anchor who you see on a tv reporting the plate falling being crushed on tv.
StewartRWyatt: "Ye blew it up! Ye Blew it all up! Ye dam' dirty apes!"
KingJimmeh: Yeah, that was a fun cameo for returning players but i get your point.
GapFiller: yeh that was a funny moment
JadedCynic: "Hey guys, what's happening in this gam.......OH LAWD!" :D
LNRstar: Its so random but I loved it LOL
TheThromborax: robots within robots within robota
Linwey: Look, Reeve just likes hamming it up as Cait Sith every now and again
NightValien28: someone on twitter said nomura is the george lucas of square enix, accurate
LadyLockwood92: Angry Business Cat
jameswanders: I _knew_ they'd shoehorn at least one of the later characters in there
Mr_Horrible: Middle of a dramatically emotionally powerful sequence, BAM! Smash Cut to cat prince!
masterfrog316: So wonderful chocobos only appear with rabbit monsters if theres a wolf in the battle its always a poor choccobo. the great chocobo always has 2 "spiral" monsters spawn with it - hope this helps.
Mr_Horrible: just SUPER bizarre without greater context
Trixalicious: Forecatoning?
GapFiller: Mr_Horrible Bathos! Try it in Your Story Today!
SquareDotCube: I think the games between FF7 and FF7R really screwed over the writing
Mr_Horrible: GapFiller LUL
TheWarbo: and they never did anything further with Chekhov's Animatronic Cat, did they?
Saphling: Cait Sith interrupting fraught emotional scenes is practically tradition
videowitch: yeah thats one of the few additons I'm really "wow what?" about
snowcookies: Is there ever a canon reason why Reeve gave Cait a crown?
SquareDotCube: Imagine if Sector 7 falling is what made Reeve pilot Cait Sith?
TheWarbo: Like, there's no remake-contained payoff.
LordShadner: at least it wasn't a shot of Vincent turning in his coffin Kappa
videowitch: I guess it was to set up for when he shows up next game?
stevenhacking: might be wroth it to put any luck plus's on cloud as well for this
SpikySpahgetti: Am I the only who things square Enix never perfect overworlds.
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun and luck
Saphling: With the Jumping bunnies
jameswanders: I still stay they should have made a small army of Cait Siths to fight Jenova and save the planet.
SquirrelEarl: Bun buns
TheThromborax: I want Graham to play Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus sooo baaad
plummeting_sloth: piss off, wolves
Robot_Bones: oh so we decided to go for the chocobo
SpikySpahgetti: It’s a 2,2
Saphling: got Chocobo Lure on?
Mr_Horrible: Like, by-and-large from what I've seen of the Remake I really like it, that was just one bit in particular that made me scratch my head
masterfrog316: So wonderful chocobos only appear with rabbit monsters if theres a wolf in the battle its always a poor choccobo. the great chocobo always has 2 "spiral" monsters spawn with it - hope this helps.
Dish_KP: we 100 percenting now?
plummeting_sloth: you will make Tifa mortal again
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Mr_Horrible: a very "eh, they'll accept any amount of foreshadowing, this game's already weird" moment
Saphling: May want to move the greens to the top of the Items list
GapFiller: !servofacts
SpikySpahgetti: !kill
arcanist1740: i recall this part taking the longest in the chocobo breeding, at least for me
Crad0k: you've got one regan and one gyshal
stevenhacking: you might be able to kill them fast enough that it doesn't matter
jameswanders: greens we can dupe, right?
masterfrog316: go buy some from choco billy first?
SpikySpahgetti: !help
TehAmelie: krakka greens: the whitest green
SquareDotCube: TJS bomb?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You can read the instructions, but don't follow them.
Leonhart321: Huh a Zeio Nut. Didn't realise anyone liked that Kamen Rider series
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: @StephenJM81 I have now, and I love it
theshinyakuma: you dont want to waste those greens on catching chocos
TXC2: lrrbot kinda on point
Critterbot: Jumping's.
NojhLivic: But no wolves. Wolves are not chocobo friendly.
Saphling: We have Chocobo Lure on?
GapFiller: theshinyakuma oyeh memories fuzzy but yr gotta save certain greens for certain chocobos right
Nemanthil: Wow that jump in dmg for tifa.
Shemerson: there's the chocobo sage around this area where you can get some good greens
SpikySpahgetti: !plans
LocalTrey: are you doing the easy or hard chocobo breeding strat?
amative1: Didn't you buy 70 greens?
BimodalComic: I think the rabbit population is about to fall a LOT in this area
KevinTheShark: Can i get a refund on this Chocobo lure. it Aint working!
Nenluen: don't really need to use greens if you kill the mobs fast enough
Asimech: @Shemerson I find it really difficult to not read that like someone giving advice on a good... dispensary.
GapFiller: everytime I see this bunny enemy I keep thinking to myseln I WANNA EASTER EGG
TStodden: For Catching? pretty much anything, IIRC.
SquareDotCube: "But what if bunnies were predators"
theshinyakuma: @GapFiller no these greens are for upping stats not for lure. you can use them for lure but its a waste
TehAmelie: i mean you can buy more greens when you need them to dope up your chocobos
Radyin: We could master Chocobo Lure. That is a thing that can be done.
1losttheGame: but WHY would you master the Lure
GapFiller: theshinyakuma okay yeh that sounds abt right
SpikySpahgetti: What is he trying to do
Robot_Bones: you must walk with Rhythm to attract the chocobo
TXC2: SpikySpahgetti get a chocobo
GapFiller: SpikySpahgetti chocobos
TehAmelie: what happens if you have multiple lures for more than 100% chance?
stevenhacking: the music is right, you mean
Nenluen: i did... the master lure plus the new one resulted in almost a 100% appearance rate
accountmadeforants: Restore power to the Tifa Cannon?
Workshops: chocobo music is great
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
KevinTheShark: I used this method and its Solid for getting the gold chocobo
Narcuru: but Cloud's weapon is a no AP weapon
paronomasiac042: chocolate bowl?
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
noSmokeFire: @TehAmelie chocobo overflow: you attract -63 thousand chocobos
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not if we leave it in a zero growth weapon, we won't.
SpikySpahgetti: Ahhh trying to catch the rare mythical dodo bird
teaspooncody: all hail hypnocrown
Dezufnocosem: learn the lure casual
Robot_Bones: all hail Hypnocrown
plummeting_sloth: Glory to the hypnocrown
kaffeetrinken89: what does a hypno crown look like? ^^
jameswanders: Is there a reason we have Cait, or just for fun?
TehAmelie: chocoboverflow, if you will
GapFiller: ALL HAIL HYPNOCROWN
LordShadner: low level Lure
Hotrob_McAwesometon: he was lonely
SquareDotCube: I imagine the crown from FF6 Terra wore in the beginning
SoundGuy0dB: The best greens for catching chocobos are Reagan Greens from the Chochobo sage nearby
afoersch: i remember this catch always taking me a while
jameswanders: Valid
ArboristAndrew: Reeve wanted to play his rpg
Mathonwy: Maybe because you need the chocobo lure materia on something that allows growth?
ShaneLeeAtk: Getting him to level 50 for that extra dice in the LB.
ContingentCat: !findquote chocobo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SoundGuy0dB: keeps a chocobo for 8 turns
fry_dx: You definitely have chocobo lure on right? :P
TehAmelie: that was a Slave crown, which everyone knows for some reason
TheThromborax: I saw one of the producers on the remake saying that they were considering shorter games with more focused content for quicker releases. I will be skipping "Final Fantasy VII Remake: All Watching Chocobos Doing It"
Robot_Bones: Caith Sith's contract demands a certain amount of screen time per stream
kaffeetrinken89: I imagine a burger king crown with a hypnotic swirling spiral things. ^^
SpikySpahgetti: !findquote reading
LRRbot: Quote #1553: "Like I get it: you read all of Death Note and you're like, shit, I want to make a video game." —Alex [2015-03-27]
OmnipotentTrevor: I've started thinking that Part 2 of FF7 Remake should jump into the Nibelheim flashback cold to start. Don't even show the gathering at Kalm first, just just open with Cloud and Seph on their way to the mission. Then partway through they can establish the framing device of the flashback.
matleigh35: can you show leviathan?
GapFiller: TheThromborax ugh yr just knw certain things are gonna be exactly that kinda DLC
aerohydra: lure is on right?
GapFiller: like Chocobo breedning
dudecon: Are we gold chocobo now?
NojhLivic: Buy more lures?
TehAmelie: i do hope they find a way to make the minigames their own exansion-set sort of releases. just for theming
fry_dx: Coming this fall, FFVIIR: Kalm Flashback. Then FFVIIR: Midgar Zolom
theshinyakuma: yea this is kinda wild
kaffeetrinken89: off by one
ArboristAndrew: "Right you are A-Train"
jameswanders: are chocos scare of something?
Thisbymaster: luck boost?
Anonymousless: low level lure has a lower chance
vrulg: I'm looking forward to FF7 remake: Just the golden saucer arcade.
SoundGuy0dB: oh this maybe relevant - you can get a 2nd chocobo lure from the farm at the bottom right area - 2x lures gives more chance
TXC2: low chance is not no chance
saucemaster5000: FF7 remake - Mog's House
TehAmelie: coming in 2035: FF7R world map
kaffeetrinken89: we live here now
accountmadeforants: Final Fantasy VII-ARR: Golden Saucer minigames the first time you drop by.
LocalTrey: yeah was wondering why you're using no growth weapons, dont think i ever used those tell last boss
Asimech: @jameswanders Inbreeding.
GapFiller: vrulg yr jest but we all knw thats exactly what they gonna do
theshinyakuma: yeah but ive never seen it take this long
grgriffin3: this is still statistically unlikely at this point
Saphling: FFVII Remake: Junon Parade Practice Simulator
SpikySpahgetti: I mean .0012 is still a chance.
someguynamedDane: Its been a REALLY long time, but I don't remember it taking this long to get these lol
Dared00: Yess, gimme a full $60 AAA Mog House game
SquareDotCube: It's... something, that's all I will say
TheThromborax: @gapfiller "From the art team that brought you that one DLC costume from Nier: Automata. You know the one we mean. *Licks Lips*"
NightValien28: 20 min huh
BimodalComic: The Remake finishes up with credits I'd imagine 🤔
Asimech: @jameswanders Ok, I suppose you can get a golden chocobo w/o inbreeding, but that's going to take longer.
fry_dx: "FFVIIR: That Bit Of The Corel Train Mission Where You Pull The Levers Alternately"
CanPlayGames: werk
NoTomToLose: Can confirm this is weirdly long
theshinyakuma: yeah to not even see one.....
arcanist1740: FFVII Remake - Fort Condor, a tower defense game on mobile
Nydestroyer: we are in the 10 crits in a row universe
jameswanders: I'm just glad we dodged "FF7 Remake: Shinra Tower Staircase"
RustyNaylz_102: i farmed here for 2 hours and never saw a choco
accountmadeforants: You've RNG-maniped it into not spawning any Chocobo! Such strats!
Workshops: anti chocobo lure lure
enduringevtron: its Cait
SwiftAlpaca: hey folks
SpikySpahgetti: The streamers curse graham
Zaghrog: this is a great way to demonstrate why 15 minutes is not that reasonable an estimate for how long this takes. This is unlikely, but possible
KevinTheShark: Cait scaring them off?
TehAmelie: chocobo breeding does involve a kind of weaponized inbreeding
kanyewestward: turns out Tifa is scaring away all the birbs
kaffeetrinken89: chocobo lure, also steal?
SwiftAlpaca: oh, are we breeding chocobos?
GapFiller: TheThromborax okay yknw what yr put it like that Im down for it
amative1: Ah but do you have the "Some Stupid Kind Of Chocobo Blocking Materia" Materia equipped?
awkwardreaper: just prey it's not because you at a certain stage in game
1losttheGame: The Curse Rings true Curse is now revealed Kappa
SoundGuy0dB: FFVII remake 20 - FFVII snowboarding....
KevinTheShark: I blame Cait
theshinyakuma: What the heck
Mathonwy: Did Graham buy the "No Chocobo" Edition of FF7???
awkwardreaper: don't you lure it
Alahmnat: I do love that Cid's approach to driving *anything* seems to be "pull two levers alternately"
awkwardreaper: using an item
awkwardreaper: or a seed
Wrexadecimal: enigmaPOG
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, maybe they're afraid of Cait Sith
SquareDotCube: Final Fantasy 7 Remake: Do you like Minigames? Well welcome to Gold Saucer!
Gekyouryuu: is your chocobo lure in backwards?
Comeback323: yea its Cait's fault
Wrexadecimal: aw
awkwardreaper: or can you
theshinyakuma: NOOOOO
afoersch: noep
Saphling: aw yeah
TehAmelie: "chocobo breeders hate him"
Saphling: the right music
Leonhart321: FFVIIR: That Bit You Shiver In Place On The Great Glacier
NightValien28: good enough
GapFiller: DONT CHEESE IT
jameswanders: There's no weird thing like they can't show up with Cait Sith right---right
Saphling: bleh
kaffeetrinken89: btw LEVIATHAN
ContingentCat: Close enough!
PharaohBender27: Dangit
KingJimmeh: And I thought I just used to spend a lot time doing Hot/Cold in FFIX
HuFlungPo0: What kind are we looking for?
theshinyakuma: its bad choco
Radyin: !quote 4121
LRRbot: Quote #4121: "I would say that I tried to catch you, but I didn't." —Paul [2017-03-22]
dslucia: lures also stack, so if you have more than one it improves your chances to find one
BimodalComic: better than no chocobo though
masterfrog316: did we but all 6 stables?
GapFiller: yes
fry_dx: You can just get off and release
Critterbot: Just get off.
Saphling: Chocobo Hot/Cold in IX was my favorite chocobo minigame in any FF
Zaghrog: we can just release this one
Workshops: jut get off
timetwister7: SourPls
afoersch: just release it
theshinyakuma: just get off and let it go
LordShadner: let it go?
vrulg: let it go free
TehAmelie: it is good to test your instruments
afoersch: yeah
frenzyfivefour: pretty sure last time i tried to do it legit, i gave up and did it rng manipulate by the end
Robot_Bones: at least they aren't extinct
Saphling: let it go
SoundGuy0dB: yeah can jsut get off
fexworldwide: Eat is.
Trixalicious: Why you love something, let it go
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Make like Elsa and let it go.
TXC2: "you are all free now!"
fry_dx: Turn it into Kentucky Fried Chocobo
rocketjohn: drumsticks?
Saphling: Kalm Fried Chocobo
afoersch: lock it up, or turn it a-loose-ah
TheWanderingNomad: Isn't getting off on streaam against TOS? lrrBEEJ
blackcat_ethan: chocobos steak
fry_dx: One or two Jumpings
Robot_Bones: Korean Choco Barbecue
grgriffin3: goodbye chocobo, you were almost dinner!
Mathonwy: Chocobos that hang out with wolves are no good.
TehAmelie: the best chocobos for some reason all ahve one or two rabbit friends
jameswanders: Ah, Wolf-Rabbit-Chocobo, the classic bridge crossing puzzle
PixelArtDragon: This is basically speedrn strats at this point
Zaghrog: in case someone is wondering, bring a chocobo to the stable lets one see an estimate of how good a chocobo it is
frnknstn: is it faster to flee than fight?
peejeeful: bun bun
fry_dx: @jameswanders The chocobo eats the wolf right
TehAmelie: they're fighting with carrots :x
Scy_Anide: It works for pokemon
someguynamedDane: I feel like that has to be a translation thing
GapFiller: I WANNA EASTER EGG
LocalTrey: hopping?
FoxBoxGamers: oh god I've gotten so used to the VODs I just tried to jump ahead to when you get the chocobo >_<
SoundGuy0dB: I love the giant carrots
TXC2: JAMPU!
Comeback323: mine as well level the lure while we are doing this?
teaspooncody: that's sadly consistent with like 85% of animal names
arcanist1740: bit yeah this part took me forever as a kid, I assume now because low level materia
Dezinkled: Like a miss translation of calling them Hopper?
kaffeetrinken89: There is a crapshot here ^^
NightValien28: what do we call a carrot slash, club sword
SquareDotCube: probably a badly translated pun
DiscordianTokkan: Bunny Day Resurgence
KevinTheShark: Either way, doing some nice grinding
Trixalicious: Is there a mod to change the battle music to "Jump Around" specifically for those enemies?
AdamYMHMI: I wonder how much of this is just comically poor localization
Nydestroyer: Maybe it was like Jumping Rabbit, but it was too long and they thought rabbit would be lame
rocketjohn: it's a rabbit crossed with a sheep. Or a wooly jumper.
Shockrates20XX: Are Pokemon named after what they say, or do they say what they are?
SquareDotCube: probably meant to be called Hopper or something
Asimech: Feels a bit wrong to judge a chocobo by the company they keep.
malsareus: At least they're not shouting "Jumping!"
accountmadeforants: It feels like they just left all the stupid WIP programmer names in.
NoTomToLose: Wait til you meet the 'Mover' that moves places around the field
Comeback323: sweet
matleigh35: can you show leviathan next time we dont get a choco?
Workshops: does the guide tell you what to race them up to?
jameswanders: I google translate an article on Companions... it was still incomprehensible, but great to see Geruda called a "Buddy"
theshinyakuma: PJSalt100 graham i did the choco breeding without RNG manip and it took me a few hours but i never had this much trouble with finding chocobos
noSmokeFire: ah, yes, "club sword" or "a club"
SquareDotCube: Yeah, the idea not to bring back Ted Woolsey of FF3 fame was a real misstep
Mathonwy: Final Fantasy games are BIG. And it takes a lot of work to localize. So, sometimes... Stuff slips through the cracks.
KevinTheShark: Hey, did somebody say overkill?
fry_dx: I may be wrong but I think the Japanese name for these guys is literally just "Janpingu", i.e. Jumping
Rujasu: The localization team was 50 people IIRC, but the actual translation was done by one guy
BimodalComic: @matleigh35 "Well, these aren't chocobos. LEVITHAN!" *tidal wave*
Dezufnocosem: I'm a little confused about why everyone is calling the remake just "FF7 Remake" and referring to its "ending" isn't it just part 1 of 3?
Trixalicious: I have had this part take ages. I also do not know why.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A club sword. You only get it if you're in the Sword Club.
GapFiller: phunny personal story: thought Cloud and Aeris were mistranslations of Claude and Alice for the longest time cz of the general quality of the rest of the translation
theshinyakuma: shiny akuma
TheWarbo: the enemy name conversation has mostly gotten Destiny's Child stuck in my head :-D
matleigh35: lol
fry_dx: This guy's no good either
jameswanders: there's one ! :(
AdamYMHMI: Does anyone remember the term for that? It's someone's name, from another final fantasy game they localized.
Revelia: @Shockrates20XX in the games pokemon make noises like real animals. it's only in the (american) anime that they say their (english) name
afoersch: yeah, this is way low for chocobo encounters
PharaohBender27: It's like the game is taunting us
TXC2: RNGesus is a fickle God
GamesAndInk: The chocobos are hiding in the same place as the GP dealer
TheThromborax: IS IT TRUE that this game is unfinished and that you were originally intended to get Sephiroth into your party? that is something I remember hearing when I was a kid
fexworldwide: That rabbit thing hit me with a carrot. Better drop some meteors designed for killing kaiju on it.
BimodalComic: I'd hate to be a 100% speedrunner for this game
Kuolar: Into the sea with you!
Nuurgle: @Dezufnocosem because you had to follow the news to know it was partial. They don't advertise it as FF7 Remake: Part 1
theleerm: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
Wicker_Knight: doubtful @TheThromborax
GapFiller: TheThromborax sounds like an EGM April Fool
OmnipotentTrevor: Dezufnocosem: 1 of 3? At the pace they're going, it's more like part 1 of 10.
PharaohBender27: katesRage
TehAmelie: oh, the game is sort of a spaghetti strainer mess of half-finished code
theshinyakuma: if it could run across the sea we wouldnt need a golden chocobo
GapFiller: hey anyone remember EGM April Fools?
jameswanders: @BimodalComic is that a thing? I googled it a while ago and it sounded like no one's been able to define 100%
kaffeetrinken89: actually rngeezus is only a third of a god.
NightValien28: that was a game shark thing
ArboristAndrew: imagine if it successfully ran across the ocean. you'd be like "shit that was a gold chocobo!!!"
Wrexadecimal: I think there was dummied out content that heavily implied aerith could be resurrected
Wicker_Knight: Sephiroth IS a party member for one flashback mission
The_FlyingDutchman: japingu is apparently what a pogo stick is called and literaly translates to jumping. but Pogo might be the better english localization name
PixelArtDragon: @BimodalComic I feel like there are more game-breaking glitches that can get it but might wreck other parts of the experience
snowcookies: I saw a rumour where you can get Tifa to die instead of Aerith
terrficspller: RESET
Zaghrog: there were a whole bunch of rumors about the game back then
TheWanderingNomad: God, I do miss back in the day when you got these absolutely WILD theories because of mistranslations
afoersch: you can release it from stables before you breed
theshinyakuma: its not a big deal @LoadingReadyRun
plummeting_sloth: release/send to death
Nenluen: you can release it from the stables, and ahve room for 4
Saphling: eh, no worries
KevinTheShark: I believe thats actually a problem
Martony101: lrrAWW
vrulg: you can got to the stables and let it go
SquareDotCube: ranks up there with the rumor that there was a nude cheat for Tomb Raider or hidden Pokemon
stevenhacking: there were game shark codes that would bring aeris back, or let you have sephiroth, but it broke things
GapFiller: yeh this game was just a fountain of urban legends back in the day
GDwarf: Narratively, having Sephy in your party wouldn't make any sense.
TehAmelie: not as much as FF6 though. that game has some WILD loopholes in the code
Saphling: admittedly, I don't know what is a problem with this RNG manip
SpikySpahgetti: Send it back to the stables is that code for death
GapFiller: they made so many changes updates they rereleased the game in Japan
jameswanders: *(the non-story Weapons, of course)
Crashzxs: originaly in ff7, they were going to kill all but 3 characters on the drop over midgar
Rujasu: There was also the small issue that in the code, all the characters were named obscure kanji, so the localization team had to pretty much guess who's saying what
grgriffin3: well, the lure is clearly working now at least?
SoundGuy0dB: wow, did the Japansese verxsion not have the Weapons?
kaffeetrinken89: Just imagine ff7 as a shonen anime. at the end all bad guy turn good. ^^
GapFiller: SoundGuy0dB nope
Workshops: @SoundGuy0dB nope, not the original
GapFiller: the JP original really was unfinished
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrCHKN ?
TXC2: SoundGuy0dB not Ruby or Emerald
Dezufnocosem: putting Sephiroth in your party? that's as ridiculous as putting Magus in Chrono's party
SoundGuy0dB: I did not know that
GamesAndInk: You can bring Aerith back to life if you find Luigi in SM64 and use the code he gives you to take the clothes from Lara Croft, and then...
jameswanders: Yes, because the whole theme of the plot is "making sense"
EscherichiaCole: And now to watch during my lunch break, which is certainly the only time I have been watching during the work day.
TheThromborax: the Japanese version had ONE weapon
MehallD: we're not getting the right battle, but at least we're getting chocobo fights now
SquareDotCube: yeah those sounds like cues from FF4
plummeting_sloth: ah, i see the game is going full Monkey's paw with "oh, you want to Chcobo to show up"
KevinTheShark: At least you're finding Chocobo's now
stevenhacking: sephiroth in your party is something you can do because there's code to do it to support the flashback scenes
TehAmelie: it's basically like they left a lot of the vomit-pass first draft of the game on the disc
BimodalComic: @jameswanders there's always some type of 100% runs. Any of the definitions for them would be SO annoying though LUL
SoundGuy0dB: weird
GapFiller: the International Edition was the Game of the Year Edition of its day not just for FFVII but for alot of games in that era
DevInsanity: Also, the whole thing about Aeris having lines in later scenes is likely just so that the game wouldn't crash when they were doing testing with random parties
Saphling: An early internet theory was that the Tissues at the Battle Square were part of a way to revive Aerith
peejeeful: square did that also with og kingdom hearts
teaspooncody: the Sephiroth thing might be a misinterpretation of that flashback bit where you briefly share a battle screen
masterfrog316: did we defo buy all 6 stables, if we didn't were gonna have issues
SpikySpahgetti: So FF7 +
RomanGoro: If anything it may have been part of the plan during pre-production but it's very obvious that it wasn't the plan for the final release
PharaohBender27: PJSalt100 This game is clearly taunting you, lrrGRAHAM
Zaghrog: masterfrog316 we bought all 6
SquareDotCube: FF4 got the same thing, with FF2 NA re-released as FF4 Easy Type
GapFiller: yeh its stuff like this which really drives home the fact that twenty years is LONG TIME
amative1: You knew people... was it Beej? You can tell us if it's Beej...
masterfrog316: OK cool
Mathonwy: Super Mario Brothers 2.
jameswanders: @BimodalComic yeah: for other games it's "any permanent, non-stat change to the save file", so materia and equipment wouldn't even count because you can drop/sell them.
SoundGuy0dB: ahh yeah, our local GForce game store used to do imports for Japansese & US games here in Scotland
DarkMorford: We have FF7 International at home.
Wrexadecimal: XV?
GapFiller: phun phact G what yr talking abt is exactly my childhood experience playing imported games from Hong Kong
TheWanderingNomad: XI?
SpikySpahgetti: @amative1 it is always beej
Leonhart321 gestures at Kingdom Hearts Final Mixes
Crad0k: 13?
AshleyYeo: 13?
SquareDotCube: Mystic Quest I'd say?
TheMoatman: Definitely wasn't X
NojhLivic: 13 or 14
DiscordianTokkan: Might've been XI
gualdhar: XI definitely was japan first
Diabore: not 123
Diabore: 13*
DiscordianTokkan: Or XIV
KingJimmeh: 13 probably, or close enough to be concurrant
Mathonwy: 14 is the online one.
Grevas13: pretty sure 13, which was also the first cross-console release
HubbeKing: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is amazing, fight me IRL
EvilBadman: Nope. 13 was JP before NA
Booklegend: I remember a big push for 13
TheMoatman: Wasn't 13
Diabore: 13 was jp in dec o9, everywhere else march 10
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not 13; there was a 3 month gap between JP & RoW.
n_mandrag: well, 12 was the mmo...
TheWanderingNomad: According to Wiki, no 13 dropped a year before
EvilBadman: 12 wasn't the mmo
cuttlefishman: 14?
BimodalComic: FF 12 had 2 versions as well. I played the non Zodiac age one and it's a lot more open
TheWanderingNomad: n_mandrag - 11 is the MMO, 12 was Ivalice
SpikySpahgetti: What is the final fantasy game with the most discs
leebenningfield: FF 3 wasn't even release in English until the DS remake
frnknstn: wasn't it 11?
Zaghrog: 11 and 14 are mmo
Aarek: 11 and 14 are the MMOs
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n_mandrag: Offbyone
onarampage: I just got here, what's the countdown on Tifa?
TehAmelie: and they had their one translator working SO HARD to localize this and the previous games as fast as possible. fun fact, VHS was involved
TheMoatman: Although the 360 version of 13 was released worldwide before Japan got it
CyberColossus: is 10 still the only version of FF that PAL/UK version was the International version?
jameswanders: I mean, given the time difference, it still probably hasn't happened Kappa
ArboristAndrew: i mean, the re-release of 14 was probably concurrent worldwide. but the first release the game was so bad they had to shut it down and rework it
accountmadeforants: Going by Wikipedia, it was XIV in 2010.
northos: !tifa
LRRbot: Tifa is equipped with a weapon that powers up when she is close to death, and a ring that gives her the Doom status. This combo makes her a mobile weapon platform for exactly 60 seconds, before she suffers a fatal systems malfunction.
TXC2: !tifa
LRRbot: Tifa is equipped with a weapon that powers up when she is close to death, and a ring that gives her the Doom status. This combo makes her a mobile weapon platform for exactly 60 seconds, before she suffers a fatal systems malfunction.
Critterbot: XI and IVX are mmo's.
Mathonwy: 14 is the MMO. 12 was the one with the bunny girl.
Dared00: 11 launched a year earlier in Japan
Wrexadecimal: wiki says FF13 got a WW release
TheWanderingNomad: WOW, we have a Tifa command?
TheWanderingNomad: Awesome
Scottsman1205: @LoadingReadyRun I know you aren't playing MTG right now but I want to thank you and all of LLR. I just binged all of the Friday Nights and I love them all.
NojhLivic: FF11 (first mmo) was in Japan first. They had their first expansion out before it made it to NA
Shockrates20XX: but *why* is Tifa
Saphling: to explain why tifa
62MGcobra: @HubbeKing ha im playing mystic quest right now in my long game of playing all final fantasy games
gualdhar: the XI MMO was initially released in Japan a year before it came to the US. XIV was released in both places
noSmokeFire: no one ever asks HOW is tifa
KSmallmoon: Even then,FFXI wasn't simultanious release until the third expansion: Treasures of Aht Urgan.
Diabore: @Wrexadecimal and above the ww is the jp release
itsr67: XIV came out in 2010? yeesh
plummeting_sloth: YES
Radyin: 15 was the first main numbered one released the same time worldwide.
EscherichiaCole: lrrSACK
bob_baggins: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:49.
jameswanders: @Scottsman1205 I did that a few months a go, it was awesome. "Who wants to play High Tide?!"
BimodalComic: *gasp* It happened
theshinyakuma: we did it
kamelion84: wow
NightValien28: HUZZAH
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrSACK
TehAmelie: easy peasy
ArboristAndrew: khalGG
peejeeful: lrrSACK lrrSACK
plummeting_sloth: Hell yes
Zaghrog: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
theshinyakuma: no hit the bird
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Saphling: yaaaay
bob_baggins: im so late lol
stevenhacking: don't release it!
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
jameswanders: First time!
theshinyakuma: WOOO!
KingJimmeh: I'm binging Friday Nights as well and enjoying it since I just got into MTG Arena with the new set.
NoTomToLose: I remember thinking 'lol no way do we get 400 AP before we're done here'
GapFiller: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
VTMarik: voxyHype voxyHype projHYPE projHYPE voxyHype voxyHype lrrFINE
Saphling: now careful not to release it
Diabore: seems like 15 was the first true ww release
KevinTheShark: Just needed that second level
Thisbymaster: let the imbreeding begin
Mathonwy: Now we get off...
Saphling: send it back
cuttlefishman: Which choco were we looking for?
TehAmelie: now it's the tricky part of gendering it as fast as possible to make if female
plummeting_sloth: phew!
PharaohBender27: Party150 Success!
KSmallmoon: @itsr67 Remember that XIV also RElaunched in 2013. 2010 was basically a beta that they scrapped.
Trixalicious: It'll get there... eventually
plummeting_sloth: that's a tricky button bress
GapFiller: ugh this is every bit as miserable as remember it being
grgriffin3: Tome to make chocobos do the nasty!
like_100_bears: birb get!
Grevas13: oh god, the default option is release?
Dared00: Wow, Square did the "FF7 International" re-release with FF12 in Japan as well, and called it "Final Fantasy XII International Zodiac Job System"
Aarek: Isn't it more of a over the horn?
Kayonniik: ah chocbreeding
bob_baggins: ill catch you on the VOD lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TheWanderingNomad: To be fair to FFXIV, they did an AMAZING job rehauling it while retaining lore
cassaclyzm: Ooh are we trying to get the Most Extra Summon Ever?
GapFiller: Round the Horne great show
GapFiller: hey G tell people abt Round the Horne for those whove never heard of it
Alahmnat: @Grevas13 it seems to default to whatever you last selected
peejeeful: 15 minutes now 5 more minutes and we have a gold choco
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NojhLivic: Yeah ti looks like according to wikipedia. FF14 was the first numbered FF to get simalteanous world wide release.
OmnipotentTrevor: row row fight the powa
fry_dx: The good news is the great chocobo is more common than the wonderful
TheWanderingNomad: I mean they basically said 'EFF IT" and apocalypse'd the world
Rhynerd: “Run as fast as possible to influence the gender” is quite a sentence.
Nydestroyer: That chocobo tracks
adi_pie: Spiral Enemies? Are we about to find the drill that pierced the heavens?
kaffeetrinken89: that tracks
Leonhart321: We should have had someone concurrently try and do this the actual way and see which was faster
noSmokeFire: The Chocobo Tracks is definitely the name of an in-universe bluegrass band, right?
LadyLockwood92: Looks like it was 14 that was the first
jameswanders: Does the strat guide have all the choco breeding stuff in it too?
Mathonwy: Well, yeah, it'd have to...
TehAmelie: and hey, 14 had TWO releases
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grgriffin3: The Jighwind is going to turn out to be Cathedral Terra, isn't it
Dared00: XIII-2 had only 6 weeks of delay between JP and NA
theshinyakuma: @jameswanders no hes using the steam post
Saphling: Since speed determines gender, Is this chocobo F or M or S gendered? (Fast, Medium, Slow)
GDwarf: And then Canada got games months later than the US, for some inexplicable reason
snowcookies: Can "run as fast as possible to influence the gender" be an !advice?
TheThromborax: was that for the original or the re-do?
GapFiller: FFX didnt make it to Uurop until 2002
Radyin: XIV had two releases. XV was the first true worldwide release.
noSmokeFire: Age / Speed / Location
TehAmelie: i love it
Lordofironstorm: Playing him as what? Zitan?
SquareDotCube: But do we have coffee?
TehAmelie: ASL?
plummeting_sloth: lets mug this island for some big chicken
TehAmelie: blitz?
Daimoify: Does the mug come with coffee?
kaffeetrinken89: now you added injury to insult
jameswanders: And they were like, "Graham, stop using that catchphrase"
KevinTheShark: Perfect!
Saphling: Mug command just summons coffee
Asimech: Zidane - Jitan, for those wondering.
PharaohBender27: Well, that went much easier! :D
Leonhart321: Yes, I'm sure Zinadine Zidane is totally upset about his not at all real name
GapFiller: thinking abt it now yr gotta wonder if Zidane was an intentional reference to Zizou Zidane
fexworldwide: When steal levels up all the way does it become 'white collar crime'?
DiscordianTokkan: And that was indeed a spiral
afoersch: woooo
jameswanders: @Saphling I'd equip that materia
GapFiller: probs not as the timelines dont really match
noSmokeFire: oh, not chiitan which is either the name of an otter or something obscene, I don't remember which
SketchyDetails: Mug and its friends Chalice, Tankard, and Red Solo Cup
muondecay:
plummeting_sloth: well...
Saphling: Mug then levels up to Embezzle
MehallD: save?
afoersch: yep, now for the potential resets
amative1: Gotta go FAST!
Diabore: if you want to go deep, there was a mobile game for ff7's snowboard minigame that had a simultaneous release in 2005 @LoadingReadyRun
fry_dx: It's bizarre seeing your characters do this so strong, I've always done this bit as soon as i get the highwind
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kaffeetrinken89: oooh
Hotrob_McAwesometon: #SaveScumming
KevinTheShark: That wasnt the annoying part?
TehAmelie: Zidane is built a lot like a soccer player. . .
theshinyakuma: make sure you know the input for hard reset
KevinTheShark: Well this is gonna be fun
GapFiller: KevinTheShark right
northos: no, Hard Reset is a different game :P
accountmadeforants: That was the gameplay-mandated annoying part. Now for the RNG-manipulation-mandated annoying part.
SpikySpahgetti: SirPrise
Bloodrush192: I love the music in this game
Workshops: let the reset spam begin
LadyAiluros: this seems .. overly complicated
noSmokeFire: alt+f4 is the shortcut for powerful chocobos
fry_dx: @KevinTheShark That bit was pure RNG, now it's manipulation
fexworldwide: Seems close.
amative1: I'm not so good at this... can I try Easy Reset?
grgriffin3: oh, this is gonna be enjoyable
kaffeetrinken89: off by one
SpikySpahgetti: lrrFINE
theshinyakuma: @LadyAiluros doing it fairly is overly complicated
noSmokeFire: should we have leveled up our Manipulate materia for this? Kappa
TXC2: strap in chat
jameswanders: There's a old mac game that the only way to win the final battle is to hard reset your computer in the middle of it.
Narcuru: lol
TheMandrew: this is the quality content we crave from LRR
EscherichiaCole: Proud Mode Reset
plummeting_sloth: I'm sorry... your reset was not HARD enough
red_shoes_jeff: Too close. It's ruined now. ;P
GapFiller: sods law ofc dictates thisll mess w/ the save somehow
Saphling: Difficult Reset
Leonhart321: Any closer, you'd be in a stable in the barn
theshinyakuma: here we go friends
Zaghrog: I don't think the fair way is overly complicated, but it takes a long time
Statist42: whats the point/reward for doing this chocobo buisiness?
KevinTheShark: I'll admit G I did this method on the switch, and it worked just fine
LadyAiluros: @jameswanders what game?
TehAmelie: eh, we still have a 50% chance
LordShadner: move
croisvoix1: There was a genesis X-man game that also required hitting reset correctly
jameswanders: @LadyAiluros System's Twilight
Saphling: moving
LadyAiluros: kk
TXC2: Statist42 getting a gold chocobo
davidos209: What's the deal with chocobos in ff7 ? in what way are they useful?
theshinyakuma: cmon female!
EvilBadman: Gold Chocobo = Knights of the Round
noSmokeFire: we want male wonderful, female great?
snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the Helm.
jameswanders: @LadyAiluros it's _heavily_ clued throughout the game (and even in the name) but I still lucked out and had my battery die instead :)
TXC2: davidos209 you ride them to other areas
SpikySpahgetti: Hmmmm
Workshops: @davidos209 it's the only way to get the most powerful materia in game
Sogheim: oh boy
cuttlefishman: Diff colours of chocos allow for access to different areas
afoersch: need a chocoMAN
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Chocoboy
theshinyakuma: oh i have them backwards
red_shoes_jeff: !helm
LRRbot: THE HELM cannot be burned.
Thisbymaster: was it just me or did cat sith's picture never look like a cat but some half black and half white monster
Dezufnocosem: reset, we lookin for them gold splits
noSmokeFire: did we get two wonderfuls there, or did it show the one wonderful twice?
KevinTheShark: I was certain it was the other way round?
TheWanderingNomad: @davidos209 - Even though you get an Airship, ther are still places only a Golden Chocobo can go
ghostvalv: chocoboy
Wicker_Knight: @Statist42 we get a "Gold Chocobo" which can cover all ground and get to an otherwise inaccessible cave where there is the ULTIMATE MATERIA, the summoning materia Knights of the Round
fry_dx: Great one first isn't it?
accountmadeforants: It also says to select the Great one first?
Sogheim: the farm is just so peaceful
plummeting_sloth: we must outrace that chromosome
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The guide says to select the Great on first.
GapFiller: for good measure heres a vgcats summarising the chocobo breeding experience quite handily: https://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72
FelidarSov: For me this was the longest part about breeding a chocobo
TehAmelie: at least it's a very quick re-try
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis
Radyin: IIRC, there are four special colors of chocobo, and each one grants you access to a special area with a unique item.
jameswanders: so... what's th--yes that
fry_dx: Lots of luck
afoersch: LOTS and LOTS of trial and error
Wicker_Knight: which, per a different Lets Play, has an animation that is almost _exactly the same length_ as "We're the Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python's Holy Grail
vrulg: you win races with them
TheWanderingNomad: CHOCOBO EUGENICS
Workshops: @GapFiller that was a great comic
theshinyakuma: do you want the long version or the short version lol
Sogheim: I remember screwing this up on my second playthrough and reversed the genders of the blue and green and could never get a black one again
SpikySpahgetti: Your supposed to use a guide
plummeting_sloth: and inbreeding
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You inbreed them.
Zaghrog: Feed the chocobos well, race them. That improves them. Then breed them
TehAmelie: you race them until their genes get stronger. . .
SpikySpahgetti: Pray to rng
Zalbaag: The Chocobo Sage gives a lot of advice
davidos209: okay thanks a lot guys , I'm only 7 hours into the game so I don't know much x)
BimodalComic: there's lots of frustration involved too
afoersch: i mean, basically the same way you get race horses irl
noSmokeFire: you make sure they take enough extracurriculars to get into a good college...
Leonhart321: Drugs, Gambling and Inbreeding
Lordofironstorm: Lamarckian Choco-volution
JeremyDevoid: chocobo breeding is about the only thing i remember in this game
KevinTheShark: OH NO
accountmadeforants: It's like crossbreeding flowers in Animal Crossing, but less predictable and more involved.
NightValien28: meanwhile giant deathball is in the sky
Sogheim: no the great is the female
theshinyakuma: oh boy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You want a Great Female; that was correct.
LadyAiluros: @jameswanders Abstract fairy Tale? For System 6-OS9?
TehAmelie: should we give them some sort of names? i suggest Two Robocops for one
stevenhacking: if you get the great ones/wonderful ones which he tells you. and racing gives you ~100% for good outcomes
NoTomToLose: get a 'good' and 'great' that match, race them a lot, give them a nut, you get green or blue. Eventually get both so they match, race them a lot, give them a nut, you get a black. Find a Wonderful that matches it, race them both a lot, and give them a nut: Boom, Gold.
LordShadner: isn't it Great Female?
fry_dx: Great female, wonderful male @LoadingReadyRun
SpikySpahgetti: @jeremydevoid that’s either a good thing or bad thing
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun i think you want a freat female
Critterbot: Choc obo? Pretty sure it's Choco bo. But whatever.
Sogheim: it's ok, Graham, we got this
Leonhart321: Frame perfect trick
noSmokeFire: Jocobo
Diabore: Choco F
afoersch: GREATF
theshinyakuma: reading is hard chat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: GreatF
fry_dx: Call this one Aeris
Manae: ChocoG
Wicker_Knight: Chocof
Saphling: Wonderful/Great = Green, and Blue, hopefully one male and one female, race them, breed them using specific nut, hopefully get a Black chocobo, race it, breed it with a wonderful, hopefully get a gold
CaptainEnder7: ChocoF
Manae: ChocoW
NoTomToLose: Great should be Toni
cuttlefishman: GREATF
SpikySpahgetti: Chocobo speed running?
Wicker_Knight: Covfefe
Crad0k: ChocoF
Grevas13: chozo
Zaghrog: we want to know which is which
red_shoes_jeff: Agnes
SquareDotCube: HORF
vegetalss4: Numbers?
Nuurgle: ChocoBo and ChocoBeau
Lirelent: numbered stock, just serial numbers
ghostvalv: GF
BlueMechanic: OtakuJeff
VTMarik: Choc
LadyAiluros: WonderF
fexworldwide: Choc.
VTMarik: and Obo
DiscordianTokkan: GreatF sounds good
bossmonkey: choc is max practical
jameswanders: @LadyAiluros Yes, fairy tale with comp sci flavor. Might have been an Andrew Plotkin jam, but I don't recall specifically. Bunches of great puzzles tho
SoundGuy0dB: has anyone got a link to this guide?
theshinyakuma: READING IS HARD
PixelArtDragon: Chocy boi
Twinklebees: The naming screen for chocobos is a bit borked.
frnknstn: Kweh-vin
SoundGuy0dB: never seen it before
TehAmelie: HORF is great. maybe Birbhorf?
kaffeetrinken89: It was a chocing experience.
Saphling: GreatF, WondeM
plummeting_sloth: YES
red_shoes_jeff: HORF
afoersch: lrrGOAT
Countzeroor: Choco and Boco?
KevinTheShark: It'd be good if the keyboard had the gender symbols like in pokemon
Pteraspidomorphi: No, wonderful
cuttlefishman: WONDM
CaptainEnder7: Bob?
noSmokeFire: Monderful
afoersch: CHO
theshinyakuma: LETS GO
Orgmastron: lrrGOAT
Wolfstrike_NL: Nooo not great...wonderfull
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, Wonderful. Great is already in the stable.
ghostvalv: lrrHORN
SoundGuy0dB: awesome, cheers
Twinklebees: I think it's a button mapping issue on this screen specifically
noSmokeFire: what an awful system!
MehallD: well thats upsetting
Twinklebees: I had the same issue
fexworldwide: Oh that is some amazing UI design.
BimodalComic: Wonda
SquareDotCube: Wonda
FoxBoxGamers: @GapFiller I'm not handling the revelation of that VGCats bit being 17 years ago very well at all
Lordofironstorm: WOnderf
TehAmelie: a birb called Wonda
NoTomToLose: Van Derfal
Saphling: Greta and Wondr
bossmonkey: thats some W&P controls there
ADTalks: is this time for knights of the round?
teaspooncody: chocoboyfriend
CaptainEnder7: Ah the great love story of Choc and Wondrf
jameswanders: oohh... Doubles all your Ondrf
VTMarik: 17 years? Oh dear god
noSmokeFire: @teaspooncody sounds like something they'd play on Now Kkiss
CyberColossus: Wonda shared her puddin with that chocobo
Saphling: Download the Wondr app...
plummeting_sloth: now we stuff there birds full of greens till they get horny
ArchRequiemD: Name one of them Nugs at some point
KevinTheShark: This method does work. I know this to be true
accountmadeforants: I think it's because of weirdo remapping of the PC's input that occasionally goes wrong? Like, it actually allows for keyboard input.
TheWanderingNomad: Guys guys, it's okay that it was 17 ytears ago. It just means we've all matured into...wonderful...adults...
frnknstn: @jameswanders lol
Mathonwy: How was that 17 years ago??? I still remember it...
I_Am_Clockwork: Wondrf Quaaaaaaa
teaspooncody: @noSmokeFire ooooh yes please
Saphling: what was 17 years ago?
theshinyakuma: @plummeting_sloth can you say that any other way please
RaklarLS: oh dear, are we breeding?
theshinyakuma: yes
TheWanderingNomad: @Saphling - The VGcats comic somebody linked above
Sogheim: I remember the 8-Bit Theater Chocobo Breeding comics, too
FoxBoxGamers: my brain is having a real hard time with "this WEBCOMIC a thing from the modern internet and I remember being uploaded in the first place IS THAT OLD"
TXC2: I mean LRR is 17 years old....
PharaohBender27: @RaklarLS Yep.
Sogheim: to the MOON!
Saphling: oh wow
jameswanders: anyone else never heard "www" read as "hextuple-u"?
Diabore: have em do a fuck
vrulg: now kiss
ChekhovsCannon: Time to take a zoom proctored physics exam, catch y'all later!
KevinTheShark: Pick the female first
NoTomToLose: do_a_dirty
kaffeetrinken89: According to my experience this is not how intelligence works.
TXC2: so long ChekhovsCannon stay safe
PharaohBender27: @ChekhovsCannon katesWave
Nemanthil: HAHA
cuttlefishman: deez nuts
RegulusPratus: Give 'em the NUT
Grevas13: didn't the vgcats artist move on to furry porn?
kamelion84: katesLewd katesLewd
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrWOW
Mathonwy: Oh dear...
Lordofironstorm: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: The NUT
noSmokeFire: Nut Gon' Give it to Ya
peejeeful: yeah
NightValien28: hahahaha
KevinTheShark: Give em the NUT
theshinyakuma: LUL
Lirelent: in quotes even, love it
t3h_f1gm3nt: give em the NUT
GamesAndInk: CHOOSE YOUR NUT
TheThromborax: GO LEFT
NimrodXIV: why
itsr67: NUT
afoersch: Wowee
MyrddintheWizard: THE NUT
NightValien28: give them the nut
Trixalicious: Give Nut.
BimodalComic: NUT
Bearudite: THE STONE COLD NUT
Thisbymaster: give them the nut
snowcookies: and now they nut
cuttlefishman: NUT
plummeting_sloth: uhh, that's sort of teh their choice, isn't it
circusofkirkus: Choc and Wondrf getting a NUT
EscherichiaCole: slytqThirst
jameswanders: carub nut
kaffeetrinken89: GIVE! NUT!
TheWarbo: "which nuts?"
AgentMagicMaster: NUT
GamesAndInk: amytfaWalnut amytfaWalnut amytfaWalnut
The_FlyingDutchman: why the parenthesis
ghostvalv: > give NUT
TehAmelie: let's get sentai up in the stable
theshinyakuma: STAHP
fry_dx: "Is deez nuts ok?"
RaklarLS: nuts for nuts
Saphling: 'nut'
the_stybs: WARk!
frenzyfivefour: rip
KevinTheShark: Ermmmmm
Dared00: uh oh
afoersch: dat ain't blue
TheWanderingNomad: That ain't blue!
Mathonwy: That's not blue...
NoTomToLose: Too slow maybe?
kamelion84: katesNope
Spluuga: now we play the reset game
noSmokeFire: wrong nut?
TXC2: hello the_stybs welcome
Leonhart321: Which Nut Graham? WHICH NUT?
BimodalComic: That's a weird shade of blue
Nigouki: welp, gotta nut again
jameswanders: funny kind of blue, that
Critterbot: Womp womp...
Invitare: dye it
KevinTheShark: Welllll now
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Vanbael: wark wark...
theshinyakuma: thats not blue female lol
VTMarik: Time to Re-But
GamesAndInk: You did not give them the correct nut
TXC2: WKNT the NUT!
stevenhacking: you have about 25% of actually getting the right colored boco
jameswanders: boom chika womp womp...
Mathonwy: Give it the NUT faster
LadyAiluros: womp womp
VTMarik: Damnit, Re-Nut
cuttlefishman: Which nut was it?
noSmokeFire: nut too slow...
theshinyakuma: yes that was the right nut
afoersch: the nut was correct lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: Reload the NUT
Shockrates20XX: When I was a kid I didn't ever think of resetting so I just bred like dozens of chocobos.
Countzeroor: lrrWOW
RegulusPratus: Okay, but why speed entering?
LadyAiluros: RNG manip
theshinyakuma: @LoadingReadyRun confirmed speed runner
dudecon: rng manip
Mathonwy: Are you saying Graham nutted too slowly?
NoTomToLose: affects RNG Regulus
OmnipotentTrevor: A step counter maybe?
Zaghrog: RegulusPratus rng manipulatiohn
MehallD: rng only really progresses on the world map
aerohydra: frames affect rng
jameswanders: @RegulusPratus probably to set the rng value or something?
PharaohBender27: @RegulusPratus To make this as miserable as possible?
fry_dx: The RNG changes every few frames
TXC2: Speed affects Gender
Trixalicious: Ancient playstation magic.
NoTomToLose: Selected in wrong order I think?
SoundGuy0dB: prob due to the games clock cycles
RegulusPratus: Weird, but adds up
itsr67: something something step counter
RagingTrees: it says to choose the female first
frnknstn: is it speed or step count?
accountmadeforants: It says to select the female one first, too. But hey, it might work out?
Angnor33: lol
fry_dx: If you go straight in it's OK but after that it's 50/50 what you get
RobotHitchhiker: You need to choose the female first
afoersch: welp
peejeeful: maybe get ian in here for coaching
KevinTheShark: Im pretty sure you have to select the female chocobo first too
TehAmelie: the game presumably uses a timer from bootup to decide most of these random factors
plummeting_sloth: selects one, selects Choco Billy
Zalbaag: Which nut do you give them?
I_Am_Clockwork: so gender shift is like blue shift?
steelfox13: velocity of the nut?
theshinyakuma: well, we tried right?
jameswanders: you're not breeding it right, G!
SnivianMoon: I mean, partly true. I wish I had a bit more velocity when understanding my own gender.
theshinyakuma: holy balls
noSmokeFire: all time PB nut run
Genie_M: 15 minutes
northos: Graham you're gonna be a pro speedrunner by the end of this lol
Cactus_Cactus: Just finished my playthrough of FF7(w/ all sidequests) today, took me 65h.. Guess I'll watch some more FF7 to relax rexChamp
itsr67: it isn't an rpg if you aren't manipulating rng
vrulg: crack green
Robot_Bones: episode 13: in which G experiences bad RNG
Kyir: Oh no... they're getting smarter...
PharaohBender27: @SnivianMoon lrrHEART
Kyir: watch out
Mathonwy: Give her a green to relax her a bit, and then give her the NUT!
KevinTheShark: I remember just pumping those chocobos full of krakka greens
Wicker_Knight: *pushes up glasses* axtuelly velocity with friction affects temperature which does affect gender in some toad and lizard species, so if we surmise that... *is burned in fire*
Spluuga: female first literally does nothing in my experience xD
fry_dx: Choc and Wondrf
Shockrates20XX: one dorf
BlueMechanic: Give 'em the nut! Don't give 'em the nut
Nigouki: nutted successfully!
afoersch: EYYYY afoersPIPE
kamelion84: wow
fry_dx: Call it Aeris
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BimodalComic: the8bitYAY
MehallD: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NightValien28: HUZZAH
TehAmelie: i love it when things work
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT !
noSmokeFire: that's less blue than I was expecting
theshinyakuma: WOOOO
Mathonwy: Excellent!!!!
Vanbael: woo, she's blue
Lirelent: nice
red_shoes_jeff: Agatha
RagingTrees: successful nut
SquareDotCube: blue?
paronomasiac042: Successful chocobo nut
Lordofironstorm: benginDab
Comeback323: lrrHORN
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Crad0k: BlueF
awkwardreaper: kuro
DiscordianTokkan: BlueF? :P
Wicker_Knight: JERF
snowcookies: eeey
NoTomToLose: Bloo
plummeting_sloth: ol Bluey
theshinyakuma: BLUF
DiscordianTokkan: To Blathe!
cassaclyzm: I remember it was impossible for me to tell the difference between blue and green on my old TV
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KevinTheShark: The method is sound. its just confusing
frenzyfivefour: BLU
kaffeetrinken89: da be di da be dai
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's not how you spell blu.
jameswanders: Congradualations Graham, you've breed successfully
Trixalicious: Choc and Wondrf, by your nuts combined are Blue!
OrangeBeard: There is no true randomness in computer, probably your seed is based on the in game time (wich usually cam be assumed to be pretty random)
itsr67: NutNCho
EscherichiaCole: just fight anyone
RaklarLS: Blu nut
like_100_bears: EYOH!!
FoxBoxGamers: also save?
TehAmelie: it has to grow up while we're off in the war. we're such a shitty chocobo daddy
RegulusPratus: "Yes, my guide. I obey!"
masterfrog316: dont save be4 u do all 6
theshinyakuma: yea so your chocos can fuck again
LadyAiluros: yeah they gotta rest between y'know
BimodalComic: "OI! WHO'S UP FER A FOIGHT!?!"
Leonhart321: OK, I'm mad this is working, but tempered by the lengths it's taken to get to this point
Dezufnocosem: don't get into any predetermined battles
Shockrates20XX: baby country
plummeting_sloth: time to dumpster some trash
RaklarLS: and save
Nemanthil: 1
ArchRequiemD: Does anyone else thing machinabridged Hojo would be proud of this
LordShadner: summon Lev
RegulusPratus: Wanna go murder a giant swamp worm later?
stevenhacking: when i was donig this, i went to get beta on my other e skills
Shockrates20XX: slash all would speed it up
dudecon: What happened to slash all?
ZethRuss: 1
BimodalComic: 1
Hotrob_McAwesometon: attack all materia?
I_Am_Clockwork: 1
GamesAndInk: 01
AdamYMHMI: ah-ah-ah
steelfox13: 1…!
KevinTheShark: You must ONLY have 6 battles, so you may wanna be close
Nemanthil: Slash all?
noSmokeFire: the nut count is at 1
like_100_bears: 1
Bladinus: NUT
PharaohBender27: Everyone so OP now
jameswanders: yeah, I guess this is kind of like us turning into Hojo, eh?
paronomasiac042: One! One random battle! ah-ah-ah
drfox17: wow that was 3 Tifas of damage
GaianLuck: wait, are they dropping Lasagnutz/
kaffeetrinken89: graham, confirmed furry
LordShadner: 2
Alahmnat: that mountain has some great pop-in
TXC2: chat please dont count along
FoxBoxGamers: no, no, that's me
VTMarik: Evil Chocobos!
BimodalComic: 2! Ah! Ah! Ah!
like_100_bears: sorry
GamesAndInk: 02
Kyir: 2! 2! 2!
embyrr_the_dragon: I really dislike the hand ostriches
jameswanders: @TXC2 maybe one person in chat should?
SpikySpahgetti: Counting +stream delay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Too
Joda011980: good night everyone have fun all
SpikySpahgetti: Kinda makes it pointless
TehAmelie: please sir, this is a family stream. keep your flaming peck in your pants
theleerm: whole lotta empty fields
TXC2: jameswanders I feel like Graham can count to 6
Baldrash: I'm pretty sure G can handle counting to six. :P
Alahmnat: the remake just leans into it
FoxBoxGamers: same weirdness but in HD
noSmokeFire: these enemies are weird and now you have to deal with that in HD
kaffeetrinken89: but hand birds really existed
FoxBoxGamers: it's great
UncannyJimjams: I adored that the Hell House existed
the_stybs: HOUSE BOSS
Countzeroor: They're inflicting Fury on the overleveled murder machine? Bold plan, Cotton.
plummeting_sloth: yeah, this is all Hojo's fault It's cannon
GapFiller: dat Remake Hell House eh
Baldrash: @TXC2 Jinx?
SnivianMoon: The remake experience with Hell House was a THING, I tell you what.
jameswanders: @TXC2 Fair... I'm used to watching other streamers ;)
Vanbael: 3 Ding ding ding!
Grevas13: i thought for sure that there was no way the remake would have a house.
BimodalComic: I'm a bit more concerned as to why the landscape folds away and towards you on the world map
GapFiller: so stoked abt what they did w/ Hell House
fry_dx: Everything's monsters. I find it weirder when you play an RPG and the "monsters" are just like dogs and cats
peejeeful: did get to hojo already in the re
itsr67: love the weird little porcupine Demon creatures
GaianLuck: what's on tifa making her die?
GamesAndInk: 03
TXC2: !tifa
LRRbot: Tifa is equipped with a weapon that powers up when she is close to death, and a ring that gives her the Doom status. This combo makes her a mobile weapon platform for exactly 60 seconds, before she suffers a fatal systems malfunction.
Twinklebees: Crazy poison scorpion slugs, a magic-casting peeled banana, an entire ambulatory house, etc...
A_Catastrophic_Success: The Triceratank was my favorite
Leonhart321: That Hell House fight was the perfect encapsulation of their all in attitude, and I love it
TheThromborax: you can really tell that the people who made the remake really LOVE this game
ArchRequiemD: Graham are you afraid of the eventual Remake Tonberry
SketchyDetails: hand ostricthes!?
Rhynerd: “We built this house, now we’re gonna eat it.”
TheWarbo: I mean, the length of random encounters does allow for just about the right amount of time to get distracted talking and go "wait, how many was this?"
HuFlungPo0: I love how the remake made the random House enemy into what they did. Along with the one screen in the origional game with the hands into this big deal.
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theshinyakuma: oh god remake tonberry pls no
Saphling: I was always so happy to see monsters from OGFFVII in the remake, even if they're a pain to deal with
GapFiller: ArchRequiemD O God the Remake Tonberries are gonna be TERRIFYING
TXC2: SUB HYPE FIFTY
theshinyakuma: he will visit me in my nightmares
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fore!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
the_stybs: THERE. WERE. FOUR. BATTLES.
kaffeetrinken89: what was that for?
accountmadeforants: It's been fifty years already, Graham. We all lost count long, long ago.
RegulusPratus: Did you land the Highwind THROUGH that grain silo?
RaklarLS: remake tonberry better have disturbingly high quality textures
jameswanders: @theshinyakuma remake tonberry getting a little closer every day...
grgriffin3: r/birdswitharms
SnivianMoon: There were some mini-kinda Tonberries in the Remake already, I think. In the Fat Chocobo battle?
KevinTheShark: Foyve!
Alahmnat: I'm casso-warry of that enemy
plummeting_sloth: but... think of the buffalo wings you should get out of those things
Linwey: @GapFiller And adorable! Adorably terrifying!
GaianLuck: Graham, while I believe quarantine is making us slowly lose all our faculties, you haven't lost mastery over counting just yet.
PharaohBender27: @the_stybs No, there were five Kappa
theshinyakuma: no stop, please tonberry ill give anything!
like_100_bears: "an entire ambulatory house" is probably my favorite no-contex quote ever
TheWarbo: MtG may have given us "spiders with hands" and "sharks with hands" but FF7 is like "hold my beer"
I_Am_Clockwork: it's "Docked"
Armstrong11139: It's fine, that'll buff right out
FoxBoxGamers: prevent carpal tunnel syndrome: do your handstriches
teaspooncody: I'll just scrub back in the video and count-- oh wait, right, not a VOD
northos: I'd believe that's a pokemon
kaffeetrinken89: welcome to "count count breeds chocobos"
noSmokeFire: and now we book it to the stables
grgriffin3: look, the Highwind needed to replenish its grain supplies and we didn't see an easier way to do it
Linwey: I've considered cosplaying as a Tonberry a couple of times. Never got around to it...
Shockrates20XX: more like elpha get dunked on
kaffeetrinken89: Ah! Ah! Ah!
BusTed: That's a phanpy.
EvilBadman: @teaspooncody You can actually rewind live videos on the desktop site
fry_dx: They basically based pokemon on this game though right
jameswanders: Between these enemies and playing Ikoria, I'm surprised my dreams have been so normal lately.
LordShadner: remake Tonberry is going to be adorable and letal
canoecrasher: Why keep restarting the game?
Saphling: all the Krakkas
plummeting_sloth: OPEN WIDE
teaspooncody: @EvilBadman :O
Bladinus: stuff this 'bo full of greens!
Saphling: too fast for game
CaptainEnder7: Oops
VTMarik: Damn!
kamelion84: katesWat
the_stybs: Has square done a "Pocket Final Fantasy Monsters" game?
NightValien28: wow
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
theshinyakuma: SOILED IT
GapFiller: LOL
leebenningfield: fill this bird with greens!
grgriffin3: hey choco Billy, get the funnel!
PharaohBender27: We just NOPE'd out of there
NightValien28: that is too fast sir
accountmadeforants: Graham's the fastest Chocobreeder alive!
TheThromborax: @canoecrasher part of the instructions
BlueMechanic: have you got the greens or are you krakka-lackin'?
noSmokeFire: @canoecrasher we're manipulating RNG, hard resetting probably puts it in a repeatable state
Wrexadecimal: G is now a speedrunner lrrBEEJ
like_100_bears: tillt h8s birb with greens
aerohydra: @the_stybs there was one for FF8 that was really only released in Japan
accountmadeforants: Nice.
BimodalComic: We know you like chocobo breeding Cloud but calm down!
MehallD: nice
Bladinus: nice
Wrexadecimal: n i c e
Blade_Tiger: nice
I_Am_Clockwork: nice
dmp817: @the_stybs yes, its caleld world of final fantasy
Linwey: @the_stybs Kind of. World of Final Fantasy kind of qualifies
OmnipotentTrevor: canoecrasher: I'm guessing the game gives a set value for a necessary variable or counter on startup
EvilBadman: @the_stybs Chocobo Dungeon...kinda?
TStodden: Are we making Chocobo for dinner by stuffing one with 50 greens?
grgriffin3: nice
itsr67: consuuuume
vrulg: open up
ArchRequiemD: They are the nicest greens
plummeting_sloth: OPEN WIDE
LordShadner: someone get the funnal
FoxBoxGamers: it's a good thing you don't have to do this one at a time
Trixalicious: I vaguely remember landing the highwind in such a way that I couldn't re-enter it, I always ended up in the farm.
RomanGoro: katesNice
noSmokeFire: oh thank god you can do more than one at once
LadyAiluros: nope
BusTed: NomNom
TheWanderingNomad: FILL THIS CHOCOBO WITH
SnivianMoon: 50 Krakka greens . . . And one wafer thin mint.
Manae: Bloo upgrading to Fat Chocobo
I_Am_Clockwork: filll this bird with G R E E N S
RegulusPratus: Bloo eats the whole thing
Baldrash: Just cram those greens in there.
NightValien28: CONSUME
steelfox13: Fill this beak with greens!
mowdownjoe: GENTLEMEN
HubbeKing: "Listen. Billy. I'mma need you to shove 50 of these things into this chocobo's face."
Saphling: making Chocobo Pate, are we?
The_FlyingDutchman: ow god I got flashbacks to dark souls humanity offering
dmp817: fill this bird with greens!
LadyAiluros: Fill this birb with greens
plummeting_sloth: are we making foie gras
amative1: Jackpot!
grgriffin3: here comes CHUNKY
I_Am_Clockwork: bigger than before
itsr67: eat your veggies Bloo
KevinTheShark: Thus continues our long tradition of STUFFING food into things
the_stybs: WE MAKING FOIE GRAS NOW
jameswanders: i'm super curious whether you can even be off by one here...
PixelArtDragon: "Is this alright" "NO IT'S NOT!"
PharaohBender27: That poor chocobo's going to choke on that many krakkas!
afoersch: yeah, it gets a bit easier from here
vrulg: foie gras the FFVII version
saucemaster5000: THAT POOR BIRD!
RaklarLS: how big are these greens
Saphling: Chocobo Foie Gras
Workshops: Green green green!
TheWarbo: every time I see the "which nut" prompt it still gets me
afoersch: Chocoboie Gras
Saphling: Gren!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Gren
theshinyakuma: i cant wait to do this in HD
Wrexadecimal: looks green
fry_dx: Greenish
kamelion84: wow
BimodalComic: the8bitYAY
MehallD: yeah, thats green#
VTMarik: YES!
dmp817: green
theleerm: Gren!
NightValien28: yeah
theshinyakuma: yes
noSmokeFire: name it FoieGras
Alahmnat: woo!
Saphling: Olive
NoTomToLose: Got there
jameswanders: also, did someone try all amounts of all greens instill they got to 50 of those/
theshinyakuma: thats it
NightValien28: huzzah
CaptainEnder7: Kermit?
someguynamedDane: lrrSACK
LordShadner: Glean
Alahmnat: the system works!
TXC2: it's happening!
Wolfstrike_NL: Smells green
GaianLuck: GREN
Robot_Bones: Greb
PharaohBender27: katesHype
canoecrasher: Name it James!
empyreon: it's gonna get real Hapsburg from here on out, eh?
NightValien28: gren
BimodalComic: Greenie!
Blablor: running a chocobo mill
LadyAiluros: it's happening!
Asimech: "NotEasy"
TheWanderingNomad: Midori?
stevenhacking: this is basically the hardest part, everything from here is way more consistent
accountmadeforants: Greenham
SquareDotCube: Glen
RegulusPratus: DankNugz
the_stybs: Gree
The_FlyingDutchman: wait is it like eating beets? eeting greens make you give birth to green birbs?
KevinTheShark: So far. the methodology stands true
cuttlefishman: Lonk
RaklarLS: chocobo foie gras would feed several families. Can you imagine the size of their liver?
HuFlungPo0: What is with tring to get into the farm fast?
noSmokeFire: it's pronunced "Gree-nay"
DiscordianTokkan: Lorne
afoersch: Vert
jameswanders: Oh yeah, what do the blue and green chocos do, out of curiousity?
Saphling: Grene and bear it
plummeting_sloth: boy this text input seems tetchy
Statist42: yep. thats how you spell that.
AdamYMHMI: Hank would've been a good name
Rioxcon: typically "random numbers" in games are not actually random but generated based on a games internal clock, so you can manipulate them by restarting the game.
frnknstn: I would be green too after that many veggies
like_100_bears: NAME IT WEED
Kerrisis: Save!!
red_shoes_jeff: If the dealer can pass off my car as "green" then this chocobo DEFINITELY qualifies.
fry_dx: @jameswanders The blue one can walk in the shallow water and the green one can cross mountains
amative1: Getting in the farm fast prevents it from calculating enemy spawn
theshinyakuma: you dont save till after fights
RegulusPratus: It's gad-dang witchcraft is what it is
kamelion84: katesWat
jameswanders: @TXC2 G still okay with 8, ya think? Kappa
plummeting_sloth: Speedruns of this game count Every. Single . Step
RangerAlpha7: RNG manipulation requires you to take VERY arbitrary actions
DevInsanity: They use a step count across the entire game
BimodalComic: Yeah, the fights are based on RNG and step count
itsr67: speed runs of FF7 are INSANE
cuttlefishman: FF7 speedruns seem exhausting
theshinyakuma: yea, everything is on a timer
NightValien28: speed runners are insane
Critterbot: Yeah step counting seems...tiring af.
Alahmnat: holy moly
The_FlyingDutchman: it's not really random, randomness is generally based on different world states and steps
Crad0k: only during midgar, everything outside that is fair game
peejeeful: one hahaha
RaklarLS: how long is the run?
Leonhart321: And this is why you don't speed run kidd
EvilBadman: Chat: Try the word absurd or ludicrous instead of insane
PixelArtDragon: Is some kind of prepared list they can refer to allowed for speedruns
MehallD: @RaklarLS about 8 hours
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: Is the pedometer materia a reference to that?
grgriffin3: that sounds hellish
BimodalComic: I'd love to try it myself but I don't have the patience
Trixalicious: The caves of gi was awesome for that. They get a random encounter exactly on the spider-web fights, so they can run from it instead.
TXC2: EvilBadman thank you!
dredgyboi: what an amazing thing I never want to do
Tikosh_: Have you seen the blind Pokemon Blue speedrun? That one is wild o.O
Asimech: "This sounds like an amazing hell."
fry_dx: It's like 28 hours if I'm doing it :P
The_FlyingDutchman: 7 hours on any%
SeaTekCrazyMax: Debug room.
RaklarLS: oh my goodness, that's too obsessive for me to even comprehend
teaspooncody: that is some mind-palace level of specific knowledge about a thing
The_FlyingDutchman: which is so much for any%
jameswanders: some rpgs they have _multiple_ step routes memorized and can respond to things going wrong
Mister_Hush: I mean, I imagine a certain amount of that isn't anybody actually COUNTING steps while running. They know Point A to Point B is 50 steps if you do it right, and then they count mistakes.
Critterbot: There are many different categories for speed running this game.
plummeting_sloth: I saw that return to Midgar skp that looks like basically anyone could do it
the_stybs: Memorizing that seems impossibly hard. I'm going to go back to paying Magic with my 15,000 unique cards.
theshinyakuma: any% is 2 hours 21 minutes
Crad0k: NG+ is a couple of hours, but needs a save at the final crater
EvilBadman: SGDQ was 7h48m
noSmokeFire: @the_stybs that sounds like a hell of a battle of wits deck
EvilBadman: without BIG CHEATS
itsr67: it's incredible, tbh. It's also one of the best AGDQ runs I've sat thru
plummeting_sloth: yeah, SGDQ was about 7.5
WeedenProject: The GDQ run where they talk about how it's all being done is around 8 hours, and it's great
GapFiller: just personally never seen the appeal of speedrunning longform games like RPG's
godort: the run at agdq a couple years back was ~8 hours if I remember
SeaTekCrazyMax: The Debug room is actually in every version of the game, it just can only be reached in game without a cheat device on PC.
A_Catastrophic_Success: Who was the poor soul who sat with this game going, “Ok, did 6 random battles, now try feeding nuts to the Chocobo, let’s start with 1...”
jameswanders: Marathon strats are sometimes differentt
BimodalComic: SGDQ is the go to for speed runs
Trixalicious: It's long, but absolutely worth it
GapFiller: it says speedrun but yr still take many hours to beat a geam
Crad0k: yeah, they spend a lot of time talking about the plot too, it's great
plummeting_sloth: I just finished watching. It's fascinating
Robot_Bones: 3
LadyAiluros: I had a DexDrive and a memory card with the debug room on it
TXC2: to be fair, like 10,000 of those card don't matter 'cause they die to doom blade Kappa
plummeting_sloth: also they did it in ONE SITTING
PhoenixMelior: Its a good run
plummeting_sloth: no breaks
The_FlyingDutchman: 2.5 hours is on PC at 30fps, likely with lots of clipping
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:34:50.
KingJimmeh: Its a good watch. The FFVIII and FFIX runs at recent GDQs were fun as well.
Robot_Bones: 4
accountmadeforants: Interesting how the PSX (disc-based) version is like four times as long as the PC one.
noSmokeFire: my butt hurts thinking about doing this in one sitting
RomanGoro: A_Catastrophic_Success they probably figured it out with disassembling and/or emulation
FoxBoxGamers: gosh imagine if tifa could use slash-all
ArchRequiemD: Lawn mower Cloud
EvilBadman: Here's that SGDQ run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWgb-Jrk5tQ
theshinyakuma: much more efficient at weed killing
Wolfstrike_NL: Graham: "I don't have enough time" Also Graham when talking about long speedrunds: "I should watch that"
cuttlefishman: I mean, you saw Prayer Warriors
WeedenProject: I think you have watched the GDQ run Graham, I recall you telling chat about it on a stream once a while ago
FoxBoxGamers: or I guess imagine "Punch-All"
Lithobraker: @plummeting_sloth well that's just desert bus with a good game Kappa
Robot_Bones: 5
cuttlefishman: wahich was life changing
TXC2: Gods Give me a remake of San Andreas
afoersch: oh i've gone back an watched a TON of longer AGDQ runs when i've had time
aerohydra: gta runs are fun
Workshops: @EvilBadman is that the one where Aeris is saved?
Alahmnat: to be fair, doing things and watching things are two different skill sets
BimodalComic: FF speedruns are like a podcast, just sit back and let it play nwhile you do stuff
I_Am_Clockwork: the Fallout anthology was amazing
GapFiller: TXC2 NOT GTA V presumably
KingJimmeh: The Vice City run I liked but I prefer that of all the GTA games
RobotHitchhiker: Are we saving to a 2nd slot in case we mess up one of the steps?
EvilBadman: @Workshops Spoilers ;)
Robot_Bones: 6
plummeting_sloth: I wonder if the Civilization games are something Speedrunable?
theshinyakuma: of course not robot that would be responsible
Pandax0: After watching the FF8 run this year i want it to be remade like FF7
TXC2: GapFiller no, GTA V is an OK game, SA has such a better story that is better told
Crad0k: i've stopped watching GDQ mario and metroid runs
boristhewizard: iirc the 100% run is 19-20 hours, but the only person I know who runs it is an asshole and banned from gdq events
TheMoatman: There's a very high ceiling and a *very* low floor on the long speedruns, with little in between
OmnipotentTrevor: Do you think you'll beat the remake before you finish this run of the original?
gallows_humor: been doing work stuff. what are we grinding?
Robot_Bones: 7
Saphling: Sinking. Jumping.
FoxBoxGamers: save yourself from Sinking by Jumping
Crad0k: GTA peaked at vice city
edolnx: you may have already covered this, but how are you running the game? the last time I tried playing the PC version it crashed all the time. I see you are using a mod manager for it, but I've not been able to catch which mod...
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrCHKN grinding
noSmokeFire: @gallows_humor RNG manipulting a gold chocobo
TXC2: !ff7mod
LRRbot: Graham is playing the PC version of FF7 on Steam, mostly for loading times. He’s using the 7th Heaven mod-loader to run SegaChief’s “No Mouths” mod, to keep the original look of the PSX version.
BimodalComic: @gallows_humor Chocobos 😏
jameswanders: @gallows_humor we're making the chocobos grind
cuttlefishman: GTA peaked with the 2d games
RobotInProgress: Did we get the chocobo stuff sorted? I had to take a call
theshinyakuma: no clip cloud
stevenhacking: @edolnx steam pc or win 98 pc?
drfox17: that's pretty close!
gallows_humor: fun fun
EvilBadman: @cuttlefishman Bold.
GapFiller: TXC2 fair
Saphling: missing the farm's hitbox
GapFiller: Id disagree but its a difference of small details there it feels might just be biased due to playing both games pretty much at the same time
gallows_humor: the one thing I never did when I originally played
Robot_Bones: 8
like_100_bears: final f8ght!