jwright5475: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Veggiekeks: !next
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Wonderdoc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
punmaster10: anyone else here
mathgeek090: i am
steven_strangle: Nope, it's just you
Terradana: no youre alone
punmaster10: oh that's sad
steven_strangle: Very
punmaster10: :( :(
ihlendrax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's also kind of freeing, you could do anything and no one would know
Terradana: *pat pat* there there
asthanius: I wouldn't even know
punmaster10: the perfect crime
djalternative: Hola chat
punmaster10: I am not alone anymore
ogier300: Are we ever truly alone these days?
Terradana: yes
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @ogier300 we try to be
Terradana: even more so than usual
asthanius: I wonder what crime is the closest to perfect, when taking all variables into account.
mathgeek090: @ogier300 thats deep
Night_xD: are we ever not ?
ihlendrax: I’m never alone. I have 2 furry stalkers. They follow me everywhere. Upstairs. Downstairs.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @asthanius blasphemy, that's illegal someplaces
punmaster10: that's the dream
Terradana: lucky you
LadyLockwood92: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat But why is it so close to perfect?
punmaster10: who's in the game
Juliamon: !decks
djalternative: As you are the only one who can ever truly know your experiences you have always and will always be alone
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @asthanius because if you're alone, no one can know. (other than the deity, who would know for any crime)
ihlendrax: Ooo fun crew tonight
punmaster10: ah so serge will jebait everyone and win
Diabore: flashmi sound spicy
mathgeek090: most likly lol
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat In that case, I think smoking weed is even better because it makes you feel good
Evochron13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Terradana: ooh we get some Ben vs Beb action!
Terradana: nice!
SerGarretCameron: sergeHi Hewwo benginHi
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @asthanius but that leaves a trace
Dmc3628: who truly is the number one eben
LadyLockwood92: I think Serge is playing the same deck he played last time from the looks of things.
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Not if you smoke ALL OF IT
Klandox: lrrSIGNAL lrrHERE lrrSIGNAL
Klandox: Kappa
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @asthanius theres still money for all the supplies and stuff
ogier300: There's some spice here.
jessieimproved: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
punmaster10: guess this is the stream now
SAJewers: sergeSnerge ?
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I said ALL OF IT. That includes supplies.
asthanius: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Smoke that bong into oblivion
Naarius: Sharing this Aminatou art because it needs to be shared again https://www.artstation.com/artwork/KaA9gr
Loonatic93: All this talk of smoking is really making me hungry for salmon.
punmaster10: what is wheeler playing, it's all creature tribal from hsi commander I gather
PhorrestGaze subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PhorrestGaze! (Today's storm count: 86)
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That art is amazing
Terradana: Naarius that art is fuckign sick omg
Naarius: It's so good!
thraximore: Howdy folks
punmaster10: hello
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wheeler's brew looks tight
thraximore: !decks
thraximore: ooooh
Naarius: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thraximore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SerGarretCameron: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Terradana: pgeLtent lrrSIGNAL pgeRtent pgeLtent lrrSIGNAL pgeRtent pgeLtent lrrSIGNAL pgeRtent pgeLtent lrrSIGNAL pgeRtent
Loonatic93: I love Aminatou's story. She became a planeswalker because she effectively knew she was going to be a planeswalker. Plus she all sorts of adorable.
thraximore: Finally get to do that!
LadyLockwood92: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Austere_Squire: Oooh, it's been a while since Kathleen's been in Commander
steven_strangle: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kirbytronic: I forgot this tab was open and had a small heart attack
Alas_Babylon: Been awhile since we've seen Kathleen play Constructed Magic, I'm hype
LadyLockwood92: We have Stream-sign!
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never go full-on thirst.
de_greninja: Oh pog yeah
james____raynor: Howdy
thraximore: Mistform Ultimus?? You outdo yourself Ben wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
gnome_friend: Pjorg Dude
lasersuit: Hi
JanuaryDark: KonCha
Ritaspirithntr: Love the title of this!
lirazel64: Wheeeee!
punmaster10: hi
gnome_friend: sergeHi @james____raynor and @lasersuit
ihlendrax: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #5048: "Welcome to LoadingReadyLive, where we make fun of the Spanish." —Kathleen [2018-06-16]
gnome_friend: sergeHI @punmaster10
donuts_are_holy: sergeHi sergeHi sergeHeart
pygmytortle: HeyGuys
gnome_friend: sergeFriend s
magicalphilosopher: hey guys hows everyone doing?
BigBenS221 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
BigBenS221: yay!!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BigBenS221! (Today's storm count: 87)
Hagan_Bacon: wheelerY wheelerH
thraximore: good
punmaster10: wheelers brew seems whacky
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
de_greninja: wheelerMuldp wheelerTogp sergePrideLove wheelerKappap lrrHEART
Dmc3628: mistform IS all creature types so i imagine chicanery
Lupus2253: I wonder if Aminatous last ability is going to be relevant?
LiamK712: lrrHERE
gnome_friend: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Defense!
migelino164 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
migelino164: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, migelino164! (Today's storm count: 88)
punmaster10: we live here now
thraximore: !card mistform ultimus
LRRbot: Mistform Ultimus [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [3/3] | Mistform Ultimus is every creature type.
Loonatic93: Well, to be fair... Wheeler is kinda wacky.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Kathleen, Serge, Ben and Ben are playing Commander while maintaining their distance! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EW-Jc9JU4AA59GE.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1256374640286380033
chonkski: wheelerHub sergeJustRight benginHeart
kirbytronic: Oh. Right. XD Hopefully Kathleen doesn't Ult her
SiegeofTeddyBears subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
SiegeofTeddyBears: 3 month?! Thats the first trimester of a sub baby!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SiegeofTeddyBears! (Today's storm count: 89)
croisvoix1: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
TheDoomRhombus subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheDoomRhombus! (Today's storm count: 90)
mathgeek090: pizza! LRR! FNM!!! letttsss gooooo!!!!
TRBrutality subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
TRBrutality: Yeah! Coming back for 14 months for some powerful magic! Serge, don't forget about color identity...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TRBrutality! (Today's storm count: 91)
SluggishThinker: !decks
mattydubs75: Oof, just made it
BTC1220: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
v_nome: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
LadyLockwood92: benginChaos
SergeYager: Let's gooooo
punmaster10: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: sergeHi @SergeYager
LadyLockwood92: !advice
LRRbot: Be lethal in the actual way.
LiamK712: lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
punmaster10: hey serge
SwankyFlea: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
thraximore: I love how Wheeler's maybeboard is reserved for all of his (presumably) German foils
GoblinRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
GoblinRanger: Huh when did this get over 3 years?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GoblinRanger! (Today's storm count: 92)
ChaoticObserver: LRRBot, you sure its not Charlie in the box?
mathgeek090 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
mathgeek090: PIZZA!!! LRR!!!! FNM!!!! LEETTTTSSSSS GOOOOOO!
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Gascitygaming: benginDab benginDab benginDab
DiabeticMaddness subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 37 months!
DiabeticMaddness: you dont read these
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DiabeticMaddness! (Today's storm count: 94)
de_greninja: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart @sergeyager
Optimuspony subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Optimuspony: something about two years and my approximation to it
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Optimuspony! (Today's storm count: 95)
lirazel64: Real Paper!
HeyAustralia: They never want to play with a Charlie in e box!
yalc321 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
yalc321: 36 months is like 600 years in 2020 right?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, yalc321! (Today's storm count: 96)
punmaster10: serge, how much do you think you are going to win
mattydubs75: As a restaurant worker I just had the busiest shift I've had in well over 2 years. People are just not cooking their own food today
LadyLockwood92: benginDab benginDab
odamadillo: Greetings Chat
gnome_friend: sergeHi @odamadillo
SergeYager: @punmaster10 on a scale from 1-10? Like 0 my dude
deyja429: lrrJUDGE
Loonatic93: I really want to play a Trostani Discordant deck just to mess with Animatou's ultimate.
thraximore: @mattydubs75 My condolences!
LadyLockwood92: @mattydubs75 That sucks, hope you're doing okay
punmaster10: big oof
loganatorrulz: Woooo!
thraximore: Here we goooooooo
jdb399: Fun decks haha
gnome_friend: Fursuit vehicle Hype!
Alas_Babylon: @mattydubs75 *hugs*
RothonWylar: ooh just in time
punmaster10: lrrFINE lrrFINE
magicalphilosopher: nearly time
mattydubs75: Thanks chat but I'm okay, just looking forward to putting my feet up
Ryavis: every time I hear the start of this song, I think of MapleStory for some reason
odamadillo: Hello @gnome_friend.
FLAREdirector: show of hands, who's piloting a brand new deck for tonight
RothonWylar: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
LiamK712: Serge you always say you are the innocent nice deck in commander lol
asthanius: This song is funky as HELL
thraximore: Huh. What an oddly named bop
colinoclock: woop
thavleifrim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thavleifrim! (Today's storm count: 97)
Alas_Babylon: @thraximore It has context
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS kathle3EYE lrrARROW
gnome_friend: @thraximore have you watched road quest?
SpookySpaghooti: FURSUIT VEHICLE
gnome_friend: kathle3EYE
thraximore: Oh yeah
stormcountyes: Woo FNPF live
darklordfoamy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, darklordfoamy! (Today's storm count: 98)
steven_strangle: lrrBEEJ_SG
punmaster10: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
cardboardhorde: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
croisvoix1: yeah I don't trust Serge to be the nuce player
gnome_friend: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #6368: "A closet is better than a human being." —Bengineering [2019-09-04]
asthanius: Serge has never been the nice player
TamesLovesGames: Commander hype!
thraximore: More like 'noose' player, amiright
punmaster10: YEE HAW
AtomicAlchemical: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: GRITTY
BigBenS221: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrKATHLEEN lrrSERGE lrrBEN lrrGREED
Desdae subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Desdae! (Today's storm count: 99)
Kyir: Hi gritty!
RothonWylar: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5384: "When he busts out a burn, you feel it for awhile." —Graham, on Paul [2018-10-10]
chaostreader: !findquote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #3630: "Serge: tonight, you have my permission to die." —Liz [2016-11-18]
jonasjonIV: Gritty!!
Kaerose: oh nice
CommiePuddin: IT ME
cardboardhorde: Oh dear lord
AllGoodDogs: G R I T T Y
Alas_Babylon: Gritty, Nightmares Crafter
thraximore: shark?
jdb399: lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEN lrrSERGE
RockPusher: dixGRITCHAMP dixGRITCHAMP dixGRITCHAMP
punmaster10: egg
Diabore: benben benben benben
Super_Sophomoric: Yes the dream team!!
ritchards: ah, Wheeler is running eggs...
hijinx18: hello!
longarmsshow: i LOVE that NGE playmat
SpookySpaghooti: We've got Two Bens!
Super_Sophomoric: Hello LRR friends and chat
donuts_are_holy: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
AttackCowboy: @ben_wheer only 5 Ben-bens?
swaaaaath4567: Kathleen is playing esper (:(:(:
asthanius: e g g
Sogheim: I see Ben-Ben Ben Ben-Benben and an Egg
Paranundrox: little more onto the screen, Wheeler :P
Alas_Babylon: right, that'd be complicated
FLAREdirector: jesus christ neon genesis frasier is the funniest thing i've seen today
Loonatic93: Ooooh, Rashimi.... They don't believe me. But you won't let those robots eat me.
Rogue_07: Oh wow, everyone is playing blue
bobbymcbob33: lrrBEN that is wonderful
Optimuspony: Yennet is sweet
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
hd_dabnado subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
hd_dabnado: Love me some rashmi. Thanks for the magics!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, hd_dabnado! (Today's storm count: 100)
Austere_Squire: Oh, geez. Kathleen in Esper. Oh nu
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
gnome_friend: The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
queenfounder extended their Tier 1 subscription through July!
LucasTheDrgn: Keranos
Tarkis: Where do I get wheeler play-mat!?
steven_strangle: Awww hell yeah, Niv MIzzet is such a good Deck
jdb399: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LadyLockwood92: !card Keranos
LRRbot: Did you mean: Keranos, God of Storms; Intervention of Keranos; Bolt of Keranos; Stormcaller of Keranos
ArchRequiemD: Keranos is amusing
jonasjonIV: No! Gritty!
bobbymcbob33: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEN lrrSERGE
gnome_friend: @steven_strangle this is actually an artifact deck trapped in a nicol bolas body
LadyLockwood92: !card Keranos, God of Storms
LRRbot: Keranos, God of Storms [3UR] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue and red is less than seven, Keranos isn't a creature. / Reveal the first card you draw on each of your turns. Whenever you reveal a land card this way, draw a card. Whenever you reveal a nonland card this way, Keranos deals 3 damage to any target.
queenfounder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
queenfounder: Woo! I’ve skirted by on prime and gift subs for TOO long.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, queenfounder! (Today's storm count: 101)
LRRbot: Rashmi, Eternities Crafter [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser converted mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.
gnome_friend: * niv mizzet
punmaster10: ooo
thraximore: Sorry to hear about the Rash, Ben
RockPusher: Nooo - perfect adonis come back! dixGRITCHAMP dixGRITCHAMP dixGRITCHAMP
punmaster10: very fancy
magicalphilosopher: rashmi is stronk
bobbymcbob33: ooooooo, that is sweet!
de_greninja: Rashmi Kreygasm
gnome_friend: !quote gibb
LRRbot: Quote #5254: "That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." —Gibb [2018-08-11]
LadyLockwood92: Rashmi is great~
Austere_Squire: oooh, it looks real good
bobbymcbob33: nice name
asthanius: Nope
Alas_Babylon: Flashm-... oh
Super_Sophomoric: flash me.... yuo
WizOuphe: woah wait literal actual paper magic?
Super_Sophomoric: yup
YawnLance: Oh no D:
EOstby: Hm.........
GoblinRanger: Good call
punmaster10: ooooh no
CommiePuddin: T O S
Himyul subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Himyul! (Today's storm count: 102)
BrindleBoar: Rash Flash
magicalphilosopher: i approve ben
TamesLovesGames: Oh
queenfounder: I am in LOVE with Wheelers mat
RockPusher: benginFingers slytqLewd
Austere_Squire: Greed
Ryavis: oh, nice ring
Oneiros96: !decks
RothonWylar: fits the x ways to y theme for this week though
LRRbot: Mistform Ultimus [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [3/3] | Mistform Ultimus is every creature type.
thraximore: I love that mat, Wheeler
flatluigi subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 14 month streak!
flatluigi: boop
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, flatluigi! (Today's storm count: 103)
magicalphilosopher: live the knuckle brace wheeler or is it a ring?
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS benginHeart lrrARROW
Alas_Babylon: 4 mana Legendary 3/3 with Changeling, what a boy
Kumakaori: XD, Ben you adorable idiot
thraximore: lrrGREED knuckles Kreygasm
AttackCowboy: @bengineering It's only a bad name if you _don't_ want to be flashed benginSpoop benginSpoop
bobbymcbob33: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
punmaster10: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Paranundrox: like Mistform Ultimus? :P
Loonatic93: Ooh, Rashimi. They don't believe me. But you won't let those robots eat me.
Austere_Squire: It may attack as though it weren't a wall
Rogue_07: Muds is definitely Canadian
AzureShok subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, AzureShok! (Today's storm count: 104)
Sogheim: oh wow Shadow Slivers!
Kaerose: oh, the easter dragon sleeves, i have those too
Rogue_07: Also, Bengineering, I love the playmat
AttackCowboy: lrrDOTS wheelerMuldcb lrrARROW
jdb399: You can draw cards in Blue? really?
thraximore: Looks like the gamble paid off
FLAREdirector: mistform ultimus, incredible
LadyLockwood92: Well hey, look at that
BigBenS221: omg, that greed ring, my cheer was so spot on without even knowing
Super_Sophomoric: the Hubris ring Kappa
punmaster10: counterplay
Paranundrox: That was the old rule
Rogue_07: Fear and Loathing in Fur Vegas
Dumori: I love the legacy wording on Mistform Ultimus
RockPusher: lrrGREED wheelerHub
AttackCowboy: lrrDOTS wheelerTog lrrARROW
Paranundrox: Wall used to have the rules that Defender now carries
ArchRequiemD: He's also a God
Austere_Squire: Hey, there are still walls!
Paranundrox: !card Mistform Ultimus
LRRbot: Mistform Ultimus [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [3/3] | Mistform Ultimus is every creature type.
BigBenS221: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrKATHLEEN lrrSERGE lrrBEN lrrGREED
LadyLockwood92: Wall just doesn't mean 'Defender' now.
Austere_Squire: Arcades Wall Tribal forever!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS wheelerBless lrrARROW
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If some other card says "Walls can't attack", we can let it attack?
AttackCowboy: lrrDOTS benginButt lrrARROW
ninjim84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
ninjim84: Commander Night, The Brother's Ben AND 10 months of LRR awesomeness? #Spoilt
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ninjim84! (Today's storm count: 105)
Paranundrox: I appreciate your playmat, Wheeler
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com/lrr
punmaster10: a kingdom of cards
Paranundrox: shame it's not Babynutta :P
donuts_are_holy: lrrDOTS sergeHeart lrrARROW
DiscordianTokkan: I just tuned in, and I LOVE Ben Wheeler's wheelerHub and lrrGREED... knucks? rings? whatever those count as
CommiePuddin: I bought PB&J ice cream today and it's not as great as I hoped it would be.
TheDoomRhombus: I need to know what the rest of Wheeler's playmat says
RaklarLS: it's a 4 for a 3/3 changeling, which was surprisingly strong in onslaught block drafts, since it was a tribal block
RothonWylar: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #1830: "Have you finished all the creepy old mans?" —Ben [2016-02-15]
DigitalSeahorse: lol that Neon Genesis FRASIER playmat
jonasjonIV: 9 is odd
Diabore: its not even
Naarius: 9 odd confirmed
NonUniqueGuy: all odd
LadyLockwood92: !quote kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #904: "It's like the 90s came and threw up. They don't want anything back." —Kathleen [2015-10-19]
Graham_LRR: CK has preorders for Ikoria open
Optimuspony: 9/20 is the high roll. statistically unlikely
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
RothonWylar: !quote wheeler
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
gnome_friend: @Graham_LRR but alas the commander cards have sold out
Sogheim: lrrPAUL ? lrrHEART lrrPAUL !
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I keep wandering why I support this... then I watch a stream
CastleOtranto: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
queenfounder: !pateron
punmaster10: all ring
donuts_are_holy: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCREEPR lrrARROW lrrARROW lrrARROW
migelino164: Wheeler that mat is amazing
Kyir: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS kathle3HEX lrrARROW
SpookySpaghooti: The fabled turn 1 Rhystic Study?
ArchRequiemD: Boo
SiegeofTeddyBears: turn 1 kitchen finks??
punmaster10: lulw
queenfounder: I can’t spell 😔
thraximore: Holla for Paul manually entering cards!
dooppatrol: @wheeler where did you get that playmat, omg its amazing!!!!!!
Rogue_07: Serge jebaited me so hard
RaklarLS: commander cards are delayed in europe to early june, not sure if the same is happening in the states
thraximore: <3
Uzumaki15: They got us in the first half
TheSeraphman: serge the powergamer over here LUL
RothonWylar: !quote paul
LRRbot: Quote #1330: "Aha! ... It doesn't help me!" —Paul [2015-12-21]
FLAREdirector: still p good
DHAnubis: Not to continue the joke, but, uh, Wheeler, as the premier lands pilot (that actually plays Commander a lot), do you have any fun suggestions for a Jund lands edh?
Sogheim: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
de_greninja: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Austere_Squire: Frick yeah, Shadowspear
niccus: whoa what card is that
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Loonatic93: We tapped all night to the best land ever!
migelino164: Kathleen flashes in Keyboard, seems overpowered
ritchards: did we just see Kathleen enter her password?
punmaster10: bop the bird
LadyLockwood92: Birds~!
orimazer: Kathleen t0 taps her keyboard
punmaster10: oh
donuts_are_holy: lrrPAUL_TK
circusofkirkus: LUL
thraximore: I was worried she was going to type a password
MyBadDay1: ben hitting me with those high school musical vibes
punmaster10: hmmm
migelino164: Oh ok wheeler going off, abusing magic
EOstby: Wheeler.
swaggytaco: lmao
circusofkirkus: nice turn one, wheeler
Neisan29: UUUmmmm
ArchRequiemD: So good
AttackCowboy: Wheeler big into the cheat step
sentientstump73: im actually catching a stream live for once <3 yay!
de_greninja: Wheeler just casually casting 3 power
jdb399: Wheeler 😭😭😭
SpookySpaghooti: what is Wheeler doing
magicalphilosopher: wheeler wow you showing off your power??
Paranundrox: Wheeler that's like 20 points
gnome_friend: sergeHi @sentientstump73
migelino164: We vintage now
bvorhies: Wait what did ben wheeler just do ?
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
RothonWylar: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #5399: "'What's that smell?' 'Bad life choices.'" —Serge and Kathleen, as @Franky and Jessica [2018-10-15]
bvorhies: That was quick
zipfool: ouch
SpookySpaghooti: Kafleen isnt subbed to LRR?
Austere_Squire: cheer100 100 Bits 'cause it's been a while since Kathleen's been on stream for Commander and it's wonderful to see her here
Gascitygaming: Wait, is Kathleen not subbed?
magicalphilosopher: rude
FLAREdirector: wheeler confirmed for no-value
punmaster10: value not found
Khuasta: none of them saw Ben's joke XD
YawnLance: benginFingers
RaklarLS: wheel. that. value!
gnome_friend: Ken "Value Added" Steacy vs Ben "No Value" Wheeler
Austere_Squire: oh, wait, no the Christmas stream
Austere_Squire: everyone ignore me
zipfool: wheeler being bullied early, gonna be a long night lol
Paranundrox: @bvorhies he was playing around with Black Lotus, Time Walk and Ancestral Recall
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
jdb399: Hey it's a wild @yawnlance
RothonWylar: kathleen takes the throne
MagicWarluck: Now that's some smacktalkin', Snerge is in the house!
thraximore: s t r i c t l y better Mystic sanctuary? wheelerKappa
LRRbot: Etherium Sculptor [1U] | Artifact Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
DigitalSeahorse: yay for Gibb and Bartlebee
YawnLance: @jdb399 Hey friend! :)
Austere_Squire: does Serge's deck use snow, do we know?
punmaster10: so rude
magicalphilosopher: chances serge is running kitchen finxs? ;)
sentientstump73: those are all words that etherium sculptor have on the card
punmaster10: not optimal
donuts_are_holy: sergeSnerge lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jdb399: @yawnlance benginHi lrrAWESOME
ReddHaring: I logged into chat to tell Benjamin Wheeler that I appreciated his "real" opener
LRRbot: Thrasios, Triton Hero [GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {4}: Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, draw a card. / Partner
Austere_Squire: Ben's winning
Austere_Squire: kill him
richard_ermen: Quarantimander ^^
punmaster10: well that's strong
Naarius: I got the flash hulk shivers
cozmicandi: cedh time bois folks!
Super_Sophomoric: turn 2 thrasios yikes
jdb399: @benjineering out here playing CEDH
Austere_Squire: I feel like I can tell I'm bad at magic because I don't actually understand why Thrasios is so good
GoodBuddha: Wheeler is obviously arch-enemy here. 2 Untapped islands? INSANE
thraximore: INV island 336, i see you wheeler
LRRbot: Jwar Isle Refuge | Land | Jwar Isle Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jwar Isle Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
donuts_are_holy: lrrCIRCLE
ritchards: Kathleen has the answer!
LRRbot: Sejiri Refuge | Land | Sejiri Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. / When Sejiri Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
gravity_pike: If you won't pilot the EVA, Frasier, Niles is going to have to do it again.
donuts_are_holy: lrrCREEPL
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
Alas_Babylon: @Austere_Squire There are a lot of ways in Commander to have infinite mana, and Thrasios doesn't tap to use his ability
gnome_friend: @Austere_Squire if you have a lot of mana you can just keep getting cards
RothonWylar: @Austere_Squire it has an activated ability on a good body
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Optimuspony: get in the robot, Frasier
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Austere_Squire: Oh, that's fair, all
punmaster10: wow serge is the archenemy
FLAREdirector: which anime nerd is that
marvelguy5: oh boy two thrasios
Dmc3628: and no one can vandalblast serge to the stone age
RaklarLS: is that a dante?
Naarius: What does the animu mana rock tap for?
drizter: isn't that the guy from yuri on ice
theanthonydee: Serge! you need your allen key of acceleration!
odamadillo: Who is that guy Kathleen keeps showing of?
BigBenS221: omg, that 45 degree tap always tilts me so hard
bvorhies: I think Kathleen wins the moral ground with the action figure that appeared
RockPusher: Victor just creeping in Kathleens stream gabyLul
FLAREdirector: yuri on ice??
RockPusher: Intense Ice Boy Tribal
punmaster10: hes holding something
ritchards: no, shocking is something else
OhmsLaw_: ben here on island tribal
ShifuDaxiongmao: three.. three islands... ha ha ha ha
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Trinket Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost 1 or less, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Austere_Squire: This is the most Blue I feel like I've ever seen them play
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
OhmsLaw_: everyone left besides kathleen lol
de_greninja: If Friday Nights has taught me anything, Kathleen has anime figure to help inspire the spicy fanfic she's writing off screen.
Drathak: That's a precon for you
Paranundrox: sounds like precon mana to me
LRRbot: Azorius Guildgate | Land — Gate | Azorius Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Kyir: She's going off PogChamp
Trippk6: what is wheelers's playmat?
punmaster10: she's popping off
circusofkirkus: a hand?!?
Rogue_07: Kathleen seems to be on tapland tribal
thraximore: squid? squid
gnome_friend: !quote robot
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Rogue_07: the most powerful tribe
magicalphilosopher: ben is always casting ponder
Paranundrox: Fish Ponder
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: fishy fishy ponder
Sogheim: fishy ponder
gnome_friend: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #5908: "The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge." —Wheeler [2019-03-16]
jdb399: Ulmer....
Austere_Squire: Oh my gods, I just realized why Serge has a piece of paper with 'Thrasios"
Wonderdoc: Lorwyn surpreme artwork
thraximore: WHY does a fish have mammary glands???
Austere_Squire: it's not as funny as I think it is
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
AttackCowboy: !quote serge
magicalphilosopher: so ben why didn't you get the lowyn art on your arm?
Austere_Squire: Artifact Land
Naarius: *bassoon intesifies*
Austere_Squire: how neat
bvorhies: Wait did Kathleen pass the turn ?
thraximore: Do merfolk lay eggs? If not then I guess it makes sense
RaklarLS: @thraximore merfolk mammals. makes perfect sense
Kramburger: I loved Fantasia, it's my favourite anime!
SpookySpaghooti: Wizards did WHat?
hd_dabnado: not yet
Kyir: Cage Tribal
niccus: there's hornet queen
thraximore: I guess it's like whales. They're mammals too
Rogue_07: Skinshifter, yeah.
SpookySpaghooti: Paul we're gonna fucking try now
Dog_of_Myth: Paul with the great question
jdb399: someone ease rell me more about this Nick Cage tie in with WotC
DigitalSeahorse: was that the one we were told not to bother watching? *downloads* Kappa
queenfounder: There’s an elf that looks like him. I forget what’s it’s called
Klandox: Nicholas cage = Kearvek i'm calling it
magicalphilosopher: graftdiggers cage but with nicolas cage face as the art
Fruan: There were some cards made for the movie, but I don't know if they had actual physical printings.
Dog_of_Myth: What legendary creature would Nic Cage be?
Sogheim: I looked up "Nicolas Cage MtG card" and got Skinshifter
SpookySpaghooti: @Dog_of_Myth Human Avatar
radio_penguin: something from unhinged
LRRbot: Thrasios, Triton Hero [GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {4}: Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, draw a card. / Partner
GoodBuddha: God, obviously @Dog_of_Myth
thraximore: Uncle Istvan @Dog_of_Myth
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LRRbot: Novijen, Heart of Progress | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}{U}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
v_nome: Did Serge get his lifelink? Or change Kathleen's life instead?
Dog_of_Myth: Needs to have red in it I think
TwilitLugia: I love the Nicholas Cage Sorcerer's Apprentice movie. It also has Doctor Octopus from Spider-Man 2 in it.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
NUTSOFODEN: kathleen gained life from lands, serge was at 38 @v_nome
jdb399: Why isnt that land legendary?
magicalphilosopher: rashmi now?
cardboardhorde: Nic Cage = [National] Treasure Mage?
v_nome: Oh ok, thank you and sorry.
theinvisiblevoice: serge was at 38
Loonatic93: Well, with flash creatures...
Austere_Squire: Classic Turn 5 Mana ramp
jdb399: It's literally Named, why is R&D so against making lands FRIGGIN LEGENDARY THR CASTLES SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
Austere_Squire: ben is archenemy now
Sogheim: like most things Simic, there's multiple hearts
thraximore: @jdb399 I don't disagree
Austere_Squire: @Sogheim I hate that you're right
magicalphilosopher: correction multiple everythign
Paranundrox: @jdb399 Legendary lands don't play super well
jdb399: sorry, I get riled up 😅
RaklarLS: efreet djinn, for the ante
gnome_friend brainstorms wrong
FLAREdirector: that's valid
Fruan: The mainstorm
BigBenS221: did Wheeler freeze?
electrum516: Hey friends! just got here feel like my twitch notification didn't go off, weird
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FLAREdirector: ooh, mainstorm!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @electrum516
jdb399: You can Brainstorm wrong?!
FLAREdirector: new pin?
AttackCowboy: Wheeler is in fact frozen while the hangout decides to accept his camera
Gekyouryuu: probably because it means you either play less than 4 of the land, so you don't always see it, or you do play all 4 and have dead cards in hand?
TimeToFry: lrrWOW
electrum516: is that a thrasios?? oh boy
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
ShifuDaxiongmao: I wish there was a Beejstorm... wonder what it would do
zuchen_120: looks liek wheeler's gonna timeout
username_taken43: Wheeler brianstormed so wrong he broke his camera
zuchen_120: haha
FLAREdirector: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
gnome_friend: @ShifuDaxiongmao drop the SteveBeej
thraximore: fixed, it seems
jdb399: @electrum516 and Serge copied it with his Phyrexian Metamorph
marvelguy5: !quote
magicalphilosopher: aayyy there our beautiful boy
BoblinTheGoblin69: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
de_greninja: highest steaks
orimazer: are those just inner sleeves?
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LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
EOstby: Wheeler just doesn't want to Brainstorm wrong, that's all.
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gnome_friend: sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift
SeiichiSin: I like Kathleen's play mat.
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
RothonWylar: careul wheler u almostrevealed ur hand
Lucidmooselid: HahaBall
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
Awexdio: lrrHEART
magicalphilosopher: sad robot
ArchRequiemD: The saddest of arts
jdb399: !Subhype
RaklarLS: the face of a champion
LRRbot: Jwar Isle Refuge | Land | Jwar Isle Refuge enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jwar Isle Refuge enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
ShifuDaxiongmao: if anyone attacks serge in return - "YOU HAVE MADE AN ENEMY!" :D
FLAREdirector: respect
RothonWylar: sometime you go third
TalisKanju: WUBRG is represented, yet there are four blue decks. I like it
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jdb399: Serge I was literally about to make that ETB tapped joke 😭
ShifuDaxiongmao: they call him "Trash iOS"
LRRbot: Trading Post [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life. / {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
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gnome_friend: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
jdb399: lrrSACK_SG
thraximore: Blue mana decks and cheating; name a more iconic duo
AttackCowboy: Powerful nothing
magicalphilosopher: its why i say artifacts are strongest tribal deck
Austere_Squire: Powerful Nothing
ShifuDaxiongmao: It's Serge, he's ALWAYS a threat... have you people not learned that yet? :D
RockPusher: Artefacts? Those sound like strange lands Serge sergeKappaccino
LiamK712: As Adam says Barron Von Poppinoff
Dog_of_Myth: Chat I have found the perfect legendary creature that represents Nic Cage. Mairsil, the Pretender. It has Cage counters!!
FLAREdirector: very nice
thraximore: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Austere_Squire: Oh yeah, wow. That sure is a bunch of Blue Serge has and no red
itsr67: show no remorse
thraximore: I thought it had deathtouch! Go fig
asthanius: Waiting means the game never ends
EJGRgunner: I believe the advice is actually "Just don't feel."
jdb399: Stop being Empathetic Serge, come on dude
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
Dezinkled: !card Thrasios
LRRbot: Thrasios, Triton Hero [GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {4}: Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, draw a card. / Partner
itsr67: If you show pity or if someone complains if they're being targeted the game will go on for WAY too long
LRRbot: Wilderness Reclamation [3G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, untap all lands you control.
Dezinkled: Ben, You have to reveal from Thrasios
jdb399: That's a lot of mana
magicalphilosopher: did ben reveal a card when he scryed?
punmaster10: hes popping off
Austere_Squire: are those some Dragon Shield Easter sleeve?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Trading Post is just the South Park Cash4Gold song in a card
punmaster10: sure Ben we believe you
jdb399: !Quote
LRRbot: Quote #539: "Oh no! Somebody voted!" —Paul [2015-07-27]
RothonWylar: !deck
magicalphilosopher: so ben should have an extra card right?
Paranundrox: Force of Will, Force of Negation, :P
BigBenS221: Writes down Force of Will
FLAREdirector: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1931: "Just... trust Satan." —Cori [2016-02-22]
itsr67: I mean that new counterspell is scary
de_greninja: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Paul is the best
EJGRgunner: I'm pretty sure Paul is to say
historyman_admu: Writes down Force
RothonWylar: !decklist
theanthonydee: untap only lands Ben!
Paranundrox: Sol Ring doesn't untap
thenb44: only lands
orimazer: not the sol ring
howdydowdy: doesn't untap sol ring though
itsr67: Lands only
magicalphilosopher: not the sol ring
de_greninja: Just lands
circusofkirkus: just lands
I_Am_Clockwork: sol doesn't untap, right?
magicalphilosopher: only lands
Mornish: not the ring
I_Am_Clockwork: got there
gruulmagebeast: cheat step
s0lesurviv0r: exit cheat step
jdb399: Beeeeeeen
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
Mr_Horrible: Please consult your doctor before taking Thrasseos
historyman_admu: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE Only lands untap
ShifuDaxiongmao: isn't he a top 3 in cEDH?
elcid_campeador: Sol ring tapped
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LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Kumakaori: Ben, Sol Ring != Land
Saintnex: I was about to say something but then all of chat got there, and is still getting there lol
cozmicandi: thrasios is tier 0 in cedh
itsr67: god if it was a seedborn muse
Mornish: that's fair Ben
gruulmagebeast: wait a minute? favorite ponder, but bens arm has a tattoo of.........
de_greninja: @shifudaxiongmao Thrasios and Tymna is the best commander combo
Super_Sophomoric: Lorwyn as a set has such good art
ShifuDaxiongmao: yeah, that's what I remembered :D
jdb399: Wheeler out here not playing with the art he literally Tatooed on himself
Wonderdoc: That text seems a bit longer than Ponder
viridimayai: Are there any other Thrasios's I should know about?!?
Dezinkled: !card Rashmi
LRRbot: Rashmi, Eternities Crafter [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser converted mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.
LRRbot: Lord of the Unreal [UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Illusion creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof.
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MFT_Manny: woot woot. does anyone even say that anymore?
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TimeToFry: Oh god
cozmicandi: thrasios is still widely considered better, he has a few more decks he's the commander of outside tymna
ArchRequiemD: Unreal Dude
sentientstump73: fish ponder is inferior to moon ponder
itsr67: oh it's Chris Angel
Tantaburs: that card is unreal
Wonderdoc: Could that be „in Betracht ziehen“? Kappa
Black5parrow: @jdb399 he likes fish ponder but performed well with hand ponder in scg
gruulmagebeast: WOAH that card is unreal PogVhamp
Austere_Squire: Oh. That's a bunch
viridimayai: Mistform Ultimus is an MTGMuddstah staple
Ukon_Cairns: oh is this lord tribal mpieNani
cardboardhorde: The spear is looking good against that hexproof
elcid_campeador: Wheeler, just watched the pleasant kanobi canlander episode, excellent content!
cozmicandi: wait is this similar to the muddstah list?
Mr_Horrible: Mistform Skrulltimus
Austere_Squire: Gettin' a headstart on proliferating those keyword counters from Ikoria with Atraxa
LRRbot: Mistform Ultimus [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [3/3] | Mistform Ultimus is every creature type.
Super_Sophomoric: that can attack even tho its a wall
itsr67: It's a 3/3 changeling full stop
Mr_Horrible: Serge Yager: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
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DaSunao: Greetings from actual quarantine. I guess I'm going to have a lot of time to try out Gladiator
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asthanius: *bong noise* "Dude my cards are so bad"
Austere_Squire: Kathleen has much Blue
Austere_Squire: so does Serge
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gnome_friend: Everything is very blue
Austere_Squire: they aren't playing mono color; why so many blue
Mr_Horrible: DaSunao oh no! Hope everything's going okay and getting better lrrHEART
RockPusher: The tyranny of choices
LRRbot: Conundrum Sphinx [2UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Conundrum Sphinx attacks, each player chooses a card name. Then each player reveals the top card of their library. If the card a player revealed has the name they chose, that player puts it into their hand. If it doesn't, that player puts it on the bottom of their library.
gruulmagebeast: just a 4/4 Kappa
IbunWest: Oh god this card.
bainard656: Honestly what Kathleen needs is Supreme verdict.
asthanius: Mise time
viridimayai: !decklist
Mr_Horrible: It's symmetrical, and therefore fair
Austere_Squire: I feel like Sphinx tribal gets insane
Mr_Horrible: it's literally Bilbo's BS "what's in my pocket" riddle
DaSunao: @Mr_Horrible Its just boring in an interesting way. I went from voluntary ROM in my apartment to mandatory quarantine where I'm now in a small room and am not allowed to leave
RaklarLS: it's hard for it to do magic, look at the size of those paws!
LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
TimeToFry: What's Serge's leftmost creature?
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Mangledpixel: Mr_Horrible except it's "what's in your pocket"
Super_Sophomoric: free is pretty good
LRRbot: Metalwork Colossus [{11}] | Artifact Creature — Construct [10/10] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total converted mana cost of noncreature artifacts you control. / Sacrifice two artifacts: Return Metalwork Colossus from your graveyard to your hand.
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #2744: "Fake gamer door." —Alex [2016-06-09]
Austere_Squire: So, Kathleen, you got Akroma's Vengeance?
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theanthonydee: foundry inspector: "Hey! what's going on here?"
Gekyouryuu: "My riddle is THUS! 25 across, 7 letters, the title of a famous....."
Dezinkled: Wheeler we can see your hand
Mr_Horrible: mangledpixel that's just embarassing when I get it wrong tho sofieOof
asthanius: @LoadingReadyRun We can see Wheeler's hand
Sogheim: a *free* 10/10
Mangledpixel: Mr_Horrible exactly! hehe
punmaster10: uh he had force
gruulmagebeast: is this serges inaccurate fantasia deck?
magicalphilosopher: doesn't he only have 10 cmc worth?
asthanius: Ben has all five pieces of Exodia in hand
magicalphilosopher: oh wait never mind
sentientstump73: ben flashing his hand lol
asthanius: The boots are fine. What about the fur?
punmaster10: serge just sitting there like umm
magicalphilosopher: you coould kill both boots and spear?
zuchen_120: It's just a 10/10...
rafita_415: @LoadingReady Run What equipment and programs do yall use to play with each other.
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, boots and to some extent make spear make future things a problem, like the 10/10 on the stack
steven_strangle: Kathleen's watching the stream though isn't she?
asthanius: damn he got us
punmaster10: we've been called out
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
asthanius: @steven_strangle They all can see, because they're playing through webcam
gnome_friend: !card rashmi
LRRbot: Rashmi, Eternities Crafter [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser converted mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.
Dezinkled: Can your Opponents see the same footage we can?
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jdb399: Doesnt the boots make the shadow spear come unequipped?
steven_strangle: Oh yeah
Graham_LRR: Everyone can see everything you can, yes
Trippk6: whats the creature next to wheeler's general?
m1gr3nA: rashmi trigger?
sentientstump73: i love that ben flashed his hand, the power play
magicalphilosopher: one drop go
MFT_Manny: @Trippk6 lord of the unreal
magicalphilosopher: shoot
punmaster10: hey graham
Super_Sophomoric: can't he get it back with the trading post?
Trippk6: <3
Super_Sophomoric: nvm
Ukon_Cairns: lrrFINE
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zuchen_120: oh, trample
jdb399: Doesnt shroud makenthe Shadowspear come unattached because of shroud?
magicalphilosopher: uh oh
zuchen_120: boots with the fuuur
gruulmagebeast: shouldnt wheeler be the one with the cowboy boots?
benjamin_wheeler: lol chat, I'm not too worried when my friendly opponents in a casual commander game played by camera catch a peek as some old border german cards
queenfounder: Not Ben, Ben
Draken03: with the fuuuuuur
asthanius: @jdb399 Shroud isn't like protection in that way. It only stops future equipping
theinvisiblevoice: no, job, just can't be targeted
m1gr3nA: thrasios does not tap
LonelySandbar: thrasios doesn't tap
jdb399: @asthanius thanks!
carpetcrawlers: Paper. On a Friday. Makes me Happy.
LRRbot: Yavimaya Coast | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
zuchen_120: the whole club was lookin at seeerge
Tedziy: didnt he play the colossus on that turn?
magicbknight: shroud says can't be targeted
Draken03: Next thing you know
LRRbot: Progenitor Mimic [4GU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Progenitor Mimic enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't a token, create a token that's a copy of this creature."
RothonWylar: @jdb399 no shoud prevents targeting not equiping, so he can put addition equipment on it but allready equiped artifacts stay
magicalphilosopher: aaayyyyy
asthanius: Progenitor? I hardly know 'er!
magicbknight: boot grant haste
Zaraka00: hahaha
gruulmagebeast: boy about to have a bunch of birds
BrindleBoar: F
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Peithoson: Cowboy Magic
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Tedziy: they destroyed the boots tho
RothonWylar: can't put additional equipment
TimeToFry: OH NO
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Tedziy: didnt they?
Tedziy: my b
magicalphilosopher: nice
Tedziy: nvm me *whistles*
asthanius: They're all Fugitive Wizard
queenfounder: On a 50 point scale
MFT_Manny: @Tedziy lol they did but the boots came back lol
CastleOtranto: KombuchaGirl.gif
ShifuDaxiongmao: Roll a dice next time, faster :D
gruulmagebeast: wave of babies LUL
3and4fifths: Pitch the illusionary mask!
m1gr3nA: stack, thing that is rarely relevant in magic ;)
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried doing it again, but better?
Kyir: Ben has many lands
Gascitygaming: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
asthanius: Paper Lady
LRRbot: Azami, Lady of Scrolls [2UUU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [0/2] | Tap an untapped Wizard you control: Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDroopy wheelerH wheelerDroopy wheelerDroopy wheelerH
Kyir: Wait a minute, his commander is a wizard too!
magicalphilosopher: it turns out ulmer was the true premier lands pilot after all with all them lands
asleepykitten1: Oh good. Nothing unfair has ever happened with azami
gruulmagebeast: your a wizard wheeler
asthanius: Trinket MAGE I guess
TimeToFry: Can we find the decklists for these decks anywhere?
Gascitygaming: !decklist
gnome_friend: !decklists
TimeToFry: Thank you chat!
Austere_Squire: They have to aks this question so much. Everyone has so many blue
asthanius: OOZE
tru_boredom: that was decent ish german right there
LRRbot: Mystic Genesis [2GUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
Austere_Squire: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
gnome_friend: !findquote ooze
LRRbot: Quote #6161: "You'll be fine as long as you don't look at the ooze's Twitter account." —Adam Koebel [2019-06-22]
Austere_Squire: IT IS OOZE TIME
Frizzlenill: A Sauberer is very different in german from a Zauberer. The former's a cleaner and the latter's a mage
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerPog benginFuse benginDab
Austere_Squire: frikkin love me mah oozes
I_Am_Clockwork: the boots
MFT_Manny: boots again lol
Unas84: spear
magicalphilosopher: trading post
Super_Sophomoric: trading post
Gascitygaming: trading psot
Khuasta: trading post
gruulmagebeast: looks like wheeler is oozin for a bruisin from bens OOZE man
MFT_Manny: trading post
magicalphilosopher: other wise keeps getting back the stuff you destroy
DigitalSeahorse: benginFingers benginLol
magicbknight: blow the post
Austere_Squire: Ben, draw a lovely ooze
ShifuDaxiongmao: Wheeler, please tell me you put Peer Pressure in that deck :D
Peithoson: I'm on team wheeler
Skyotonic: @LoadingReadyRun ben what version is ur sol ring?
Khuasta: its 5 mana for a 0/2!!!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN_SG
gnome_friend: !card peer pressure
LRRbot: Peer Pressure [3U] | Sorcery | Choose a creature type. If you control more creatures of that type than each other player, you gain control of all creatures of that type.
Austere_Squire: yessssss
Austere_Squire: draw a wonderful ooze
Super_Sophomoric: Ben is good at the home made tokens
Austere_Squire: best creature type
Kyir: LUL
3and4fifths: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerT
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TimeToFry: LUL
MFT_Manny: @ben don't you have conundrum trigger?
magicbknight: 5 mana 0/2 that draws a crape tone of cards
Despoiler98: OOooohhhh we got a big one
MFT_Manny: @benjamin_wheeler don't you have a sphinx trigger?
Ryavis: a crepe ton of cards
Drathak: LUL
Austere_Squire: I missed Kathleen at Commander nights, playing Black
Peithoson: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
ShifuDaxiongmao: Kathleen, you should ALWAYS betray people.. that way people can trust you! :D
Khuasta: who needs draw spells in a monoblue EDH
DigitalSeahorse: unshakable
Tiber727: Your fishing pole sounds a lot like a cordless drill, Kathleen.
asthanius: Anime Ooze incoming
Anarchon_D: for a second i thought that spell was omnibian
Alas_Babylon: I love this alliance between an anime boy and Kathleen's figurine
sk8sam24: lol
Ukon_Cairns: wonderful
Saintnex: lol
niccus: oh, nice prequel
Trippk6: lol
Frizzlenill: ROFL WHEELER
ArcOfTheConclave: Is Wheeler on lord tribal?
MFT_Manny: SPACE JAM
viridimayai: LOL
Austere_Squire: ahhhh, such s good oozy boi
Drathak: Space jam on blu ray lol
I_Am_Clockwork: widdle ooze fwen
Neisan29: UUhhhh
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Alexis_Aehale: happy commander
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asleepykitten1: I cast Michael Jordan
mathgeek090: welcome to the slam!!!!!
Neisan29: COME ON AND JAM
RockPusher: Victor believes in the Yuri that believes in himself
PatFromIT: wheelerPog
SiegeofTeddyBears: Wheeler casts Michael Jordan
Dezinkled: Potato! You're back
Fruan: Precon manabases suck, and I'm going to die angry about it.
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters the battlefield tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
SerGarretCameron: Space The Jam Merchant
D2Vincent: Been needs a token that has a picture of The Ooze from the Sega Genesis game
D2Vincent: Ben*
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerH space jamp
Despoiler98: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
andysoo89: That’s an adorable ooze token
Peithoson: wheeler is taking us to the Space Jam
bvorhies: What is the ooze name ?
TimeToFry: LUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: 4 stripmine is.... casual land destruction :D
Naarius: lrrWOW
Super_Sophomoric: very cuddly ooze
MFT_Manny: lol that does look like spoopifer
punmaster10: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
PlusDY: That deck sounds sick
BigBenS221: Kevin
Zath_: If it didn't also have 4 Wasteland it was casual
Ukon_Cairns: yes'
radio_penguin: spoozifer?
Austere_Squire: cheer100 Bits for Ben's good oozy boi~ Ooze tribal forever~
drizter: LUL
Saintnex: called out
Fruan: Gooze
NonUniqueGuy: Why not both?
IkariFate: OMG WHERE did you got that Neon genesis evangelion play mat i needddd ittt plssssss
de_greninja: Serge + Crucible + Wasteland, a love story for the ages
asthanius: Ectoplasm
Sogheim: Paul bein' mean
jonasjonIV: cute ghost
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
3and4fifths: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ShifuDaxiongmao: Casper the friendly Ooze
hd_dabnado: lrrSPOOP
ritchards: lrrSPOOP is the ghost
carpetcrawlers: its quite spoopy
Ukon_Cairns: ghosts are just spoopy oozes
SiegeofTeddyBears: Now that he's summoned Michael Jordan, Wheeler is about to dunk on everyone.
SerGarretCameron: the only difference is the viscosity
queenfounder: Savage Paul
gboi9000: wedgeHOT
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D2Vincent: I'm back! Also Ben needs a token that has The Ooze from the Sega Genesis game lol
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TheMortarPod: sick ghost
ritchards: lrrSPOOP_HF ghost lrrSPOOP
de_greninja: !card conundrum sphinx
LRRbot: Conundrum Sphinx [2UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Conundrum Sphinx attacks, each player chooses a card name. Then each player reveals the top card of their library. If the card a player revealed has the name they chose, that player puts it into their hand. If it doesn't, that player puts it on the bottom of their library.
MFT_Manny: oh its just the sphinx that triggers
NonUniqueGuy: Slimer?
Peithoson: johnbuFireforeffect
gboi9000: wedgeGrump wedgeGrump wedgeGrump
Mornish: hey look its a slimer
cloneblade: @D2Vincent WOW that is a deep cut
asleepykitten1: So now its slim.... Ninja'd
DiscordianTokkan: It's both an ooze AND a Spoopifer now! It's a Slimer!
hd_dabnado: casual Ben-Ben
TimeToFry: Ben-Ben? That's a RED card!
Zath_: Such a fair symmetrical effect, it's the same for everyone
asthanius: Kawaii Slimer
F1SHOR: i like your art ben
Drathak: Give him a little shine
Austere_Squire: I love the good ooze, don't make fun of him
Earthenone: gooigi?
Sogheim: Paul's gonna give Ben a complex
drizter: silly Ben, ghosts aren't green Kappa
Gekyouryuu: @asthanius Kawaiimer?
asthanius: exactly
zuchen_120: quick, somebody kill it. I always make a token for something and then people kill it.
ZeroMcZero: I think it's a very cute ooze
Paranundrox: it's Flubber :P
Fruan: To be fair, Slimer is an ooze
Gascitygaming: 10/10 would watch art stream with Ben
Trippk6: I like that he just has a crayola marker handy
NotCainNorAbel: It is the cartoon version of slimer
Austere_Squire: 10/10 would ooze again
ArchRequiemD: Looks more like a Pac-man ghost
viridimayai: it's gooigi!
queenfounder: I’ve never wanted to cuddle an ooze before
SiegeofTeddyBears: @loadingreadyrun Kawaiimer
1MrGhost: Is Kathleen on sphinx tribal?
lojer: ooze with arms
tbshawk: i mean, going back and watching Ghostbusters is rarely wrong
bluphoenix28: It is thr freaking highlight of thia new stream format when Ben U draws his tolkens. It gives me life!!!
Saintnex: Ben is just getting dragged REAL hard right now lol
Ukon_Cairns: so ben's attacking paul next turn?
frogomb: It can look good and look like Slimer
NonUniqueGuy: Ok, it is Slimer's cousin. It is still an ooze and a ghost.
F1SHOR: flubber is an ooze so thats ok
Austere_Squire: Reading the card explains the ooze
Anarchon_D: but slimer IS oozy
asthanius: Wow Serge
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MrPolyK: 30!
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Serge, are you saying reading the card actually explains the card? What an interesting concept
DiscordianTokkan: Woah! Forcefield!
LRRbot: Forcefield [3] | Artifact | {1}: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.
Rogue_07: gabyRTFC gabyRTFC gabyRTFC
RothonWylar: !decklist
Khuasta: POWERFULL MAGIC
tbshawk: Slimer's cousin Slimantha
Skyotonic: !price Forcefield
Joalni: !card yennet
LRRbot: Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign [2WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, menace / Whenever Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign attacks, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if its converted mana cost is odd. If you don't cast it, draw a card.
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol. Look at Serge and his prison stuff.
Austere_Squire: that is... an old, old card
hd_dabnado: what the fuck is a poly-artifact?
asthanius: Forcefield is also $400
asthanius: so
Fruan: Slimer was a ghost, right? So at some point prior to the movie, he had to be alive. I posit at that point, he was an ooze. This has been my Ted Talk.
Drathak: More than a mono artifact
Paranundrox: @hd_dabnado it doesn't tap on use
ShifuDaxiongmao: Kathleen, shouldn't have attacked Serge, only insulted Ben's token :D
Paranundrox: Mono Artifacts tapped on use, so you could only use it once
stormcountyes: Damn it serge...
IbunWest: IE just old templating.
MFT_Manny: OLD AF Magic
TwilitLugia: He cast Force Field the last time he played this deck.
3and4fifths: !card bubble matrix
LRRbot: Bubble Matrix [4] | Artifact | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures.
sentientstump73: so many powerful enemies
LadyLockwood92: I think it's a lovely ooze Ben
Frizzlenill: whereas nowadays you could design an artifact with a static ability, activated ability AND tap ability
LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When Combustible Gearhulk enters the battlefield, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total converted mana cost of those cards.
Paranundrox: well Ben, you've just made a powerful enemy of Serge again :P
asleepykitten1: Somehow, I forgot that Serge just had an 11/11 sitting there
TimeToFry: !card Forcefield
LRRbot: Forcefield [3] | Artifact | {1}: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.
DoctorHutch: thats hellbent, heckbent means something else
carpetcrawlers: ooze emote please?
bluphoenix28: heckbent? is Serge was any sweeter I would have cavities
sentientstump73: truly, powerful magic
Khuasta: does serge has a canopy izzet land? does he needs to ping himself?
Paranundrox: no you're Hellbent now
Vyous: That't hellbent. Heckbent means 1 card in hand
Paranundrox: Heckbent means 1 card in hand, Hellbent means 0
Austere_Squire: Oh
ThirdOf5: ouch
DoctorHutch: full agree chat
gboi9000: That card is worth more than every card on the field combined
Austere_Squire: Also, eyyyyyyy
elcid_campeador: Did wheeler say he has hexproof?
TimeToFry: Casual 13 damage
punmaster10: oh no
Vezon46: hi friends, just got here. what gave bengineering a 5/5 green ghost?
Alas_Babylon: 6 mana first strike with ETB 13 damage, notbad
Austere_Squire: Almaharet's Archive
ThirdOf5: thats the best combustible gearhulk dome I've seen in a while
Mr_Horrible: I thought Hellbent was the square to Heckbent's rectangle
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Vezon46
Austere_Squire: or however you spell that
Paranundrox: @Vezon46 Mystic Genesis
SmashTCG: >useing thassa to flicker gearhulk
SwankyFlea: ooze, mystic genesis
AranMathai: The League of Bens has been established.
deyja429: We have Ben-Ben the Aki hermits
AttackCowboy: lrrSPOOP 5/5 Ooze
LRRbot: Horizon Chimera [2GU] | Creature — Chimera [3/2] | Flash / Flying, trample / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 1 life.
bluphoenix28: @attackcowboy love it!!
Paranundrox: it's not a draw and Chimera wasn't in play
Austere_Squire: Ooh, Horizon Chimera's sick
GreatSacrificer: It's already a foil!
de_greninja: I hate when my ooze curls
LemonOnRye: Weird card that Horizon Chimera
IbunWest: Must be a foil ooze
3and4fifths: ^
hd_dabnado: he has bracket eyebrows
gnome_friend: UwU
Austere_Squire: He's a good ooze
SiegeofTeddyBears: Kawaiimer
Paranundrox: lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: OwOze
asleepykitten1: "I'm sorry my birth countered your spell..."
niccus: right we're thinking of slimer's monster
sk8sam24: Poor kevin...
GoodBuddha: that ooze is a secret lair one, dope
bluphoenix28: i just want to tickle the oozes belly and see if its the same as thr Pillsbury doughboy
CastleOtranto: Wait what?
LemonOnRye: oozes my doozes
gnome_friend: !subscribe servo facts
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SmashTCG: Do you guys think Slimer will be in the New movie?
ArcOfTheConclave: The Onionhead Ghost
DiscordianTokkan: Subscribe The REAL Ghostbusters Facts
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SiegeofTeddyBears: Secret Lair: Ooze Tokens. Now on sale for $900.00
punmaster10: !servofacts
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
NonUniqueGuy: Secret of the Ooze tokens?
arrowgrut: subscribe to servo facts
zuchen_120: lol greed and what?
BigBenS221: lrrKATHLEEN
BigBenS221: no
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LemonOnRye: !decklists
LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.
bluphoenix28: frak! now that aong will be stuck in my head for the weekend.
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: Oh HECK. That's something the most of chat may not know! The reason the cartoon was called The Real Ghostbusters was because there was ANOTHER Ghostbusters cartoon that started airing that wasn't licenced!
PolyGryph: What's pestermire doing in a deck without Splinter Twin? lrrJUDGE
SmashTCG: HMmmm
gnome_friend: Pesterman without splinter Tom
LRRbot: Deceiver Exarch [2U] | Creature — Cleric [1/4] | Flash / When Deceiver Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. / • Tap target permanent an opponent controls.
SmashTCG: two Untapsre, in a deck with no red
SmashTCG: Weird
raven534: You can't say heck to it!
PolyGryph: Exarch too? Splinter Twin is not a legal card in your deck Ben!
SmashTCG: Ben, is that Birthing pod lady in your deck?
rylegrimrick: where did ben wheeler get his playmat?
BleedingToast: guyjudgeHi hello lrr people and chat
gnome_friend: sergeHi @BleedingToast
raven534: But what about pod?
marcieline91: Don't trust Ulmer, he has shenanigans afoot
Austere_Squire: Ah, these goofballs make me so happy
LRRbot: Thassa, God of the Sea [2U] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. / {1}{U}: Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.
raven534: The Saw, God Dess of Thes E
Austere_Squire: Ey, OG Thassa
SiegeofTeddyBears: Ulmer is playing the strongest 2 color pairing.
IkariFate: WHEELER sempai where did you got that gorgeous playmat sir i have a great need of owning one similar
Gekyouryuu: tha's a goddess of the sea, alright
3and4fifths: ♫Thassa, Thassa, she's the goddess of the seaaa!♫
SmashTCG: Vaalue
BigBenS221: so target creature can't be intercepted?
more_alpacas: next turn twin
MFT_Manny: @benjamin_wheeler thassa trigger?
djalternative: pitch for a commander game: 4 sen triplets decks
BleedingToast: whats the card beside foundry inspector on the right
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always alive.
stizzet: value is all you need!
DoctorHutch: rashmi triggers should be resolving before the spells that trigger them
TimeToFry: Ben's already winning
MrQBear: I just got here, and I love wheeler's playmat.
raven534: Noted Kiora impersonator, Thassa
benjamin_wheeler: @IkariFate It was a birthday gift from my husband
MFT_Manny: oh nevermind thought it was new thasa
benjamin_wheeler: @MFT_Manny wrong thassa
benjamin_wheeler: yea
LRRbot: Aminatou, the Fateshifter [WUB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Aminatou [3] | [+1]: Draw a card, then put a card from your hand on top of your library. / [−1]: Exile another target permanent you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. / [−6]: Choose left or right. Each player gains control of all nonland permanents other than Aminatou, the Fateshifter controlled by the next player in the chosen direction. / Aminatou, the Fateshifter can be your commander.
SmashTCG: Ohhh have you guys seen her New artwork?
MFT_Manny: @benjamin_wheeler there's so many gods now
SmashTCG: her ultimate would be a Technical nightmare
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MFT_Manny: XD
Smurfykins: you want a technical nightmare? Radiate + Fractured Identity
IkariFate: your husband have good taste
swaggytaco: Players named Ben lose the game
Austere_Squire: "-6 Target Serge or Ben Ulmer loses the game."
IbunWest: Kathleen no-selling the banter.
D2Vincent: Onion Bubs?
gnome_friend: !findquote onion
LRRbot: Quote #296: "No Beej, you have to wait for them to physically enter the Onion." —Compleatly
DarkSpark20354: -6 go to AskUrza.com
raven534: Kendaichi?
NonUniqueGuy: Onionhead Wheeler.
gnome_friend: physically ENTER the onion
jdb399: oop I'm back, what did I miss?
deyja429: Isn't your name BakafFlockaGaijin
MFT_Manny: won't stop the sphinx ATTACK!!!!!!!!
Commander_Pulsar: "We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains."
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TheMerricat: Slimer's script name was Onionhead Ghost, in the comics he was the ghost of an obese King called Remils (slimer backwards) and in the 2016 movie he was a gangster who was executed for killing a waiter who got his order wrong.
IbunWest: Oh no.
thavleifrim: make aminatous alt ask urza's alt
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BrowneePoints: Sphinges Unhinged
TimeToFry: By god, she's popping off!
bu77h34d: hello
MFT_Manny: OMG
gnome_friend: sergeHi @bu77h34d
Austere_Squire: Oh gosh
LRRbot: Boreas Charger [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/1] | Flying / When Boreas Charger leaves the battlefield, choose an opponent who controls more lands than you. Search your library for a number of Plains cards equal to the difference and reveal them. Put one of them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
cardboardhorde: Boreas Charger...that gets lands
Austere_Squire: AND THEN HE CASCADED INTO ANOTHER BLOODBRAID ELF
Fairgrim: totally fair
NonUniqueGuy: It has been 4 years since the previous Ghostbusters movie? It felt like it was just yesterday that everyone was complaining about it
Austere_Squire: This has been a bunch
KWardJenx: Don't make Kathleen angry Serge. You won't like her when she's angry.
MFT_Manny: OMG that's so good that she didn't draw those lands
LiamK712: Nice Kathleen
SiegeofTeddyBears: what's the command to look up a card?
gnome_friend: !card
gnome_friend: !card boreas charger
LRRbot: Boreas Charger [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/1] | Flying / When Boreas Charger leaves the battlefield, choose an opponent who controls more lands than you. Search your library for a number of Plains cards equal to the difference and reveal them. Put one of them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
SiegeofTeddyBears: !card yennet
LRRbot: Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign [2WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, menace / Whenever Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign attacks, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if its converted mana cost is odd. If you don't cast it, draw a card.
LRRbot: Faerie Harbinger [3U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Faerie Harbinger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Faerie card, reveal it, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it.
Redartifice: what's the note on Serge's board?
TimeToFry: LUL
SiegeofTeddyBears: @gnome_friend Thanks
DiscordianTokkan: Mmmm. Brain goo
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler's goo sofieS
RothonWylar: !decklist
NonUniqueGuy: Jacob's goo?
gnome_friend: Wheeler's brain is too big
Professor_Rakor: While you were working out, he was studying the fae.
Bladinus: seabatBRAIN
Gascitygaming: again
radio_penguin: pumped some 5/5 ooze maybe?
niccus: the note is a creature copying Thraxios
Smurfykins: Wheeler;s Secret Stuff
D2Vincent: yall need some ice skates because that Ooze is CURLING lol
Redartifice: @niccus thx
asleepykitten1: Ah yes. Powerful brain goo to make you smart good.
Dish_KP: Come on, Ben, we'll get swole.
Gekyouryuu: Ben, would you like some ketchup for that vocal fry?
Smurfykins: also how did Ulmer get a altered Rashmi like that?
LRRbot: Shapesharer [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / {2}{U}: Target Shapeshifter becomes a copy of target creature until your next turn.
Smurfykins: or whoever's deck hes sharing
MFT_Manny: oooooooooo
GamesAndInk: Does Teferi go in a Fairy deck?
gnome_friend: Thanks I hate it
Sogheim: it's terrifying
YawnLance: Nope.
mattydubs75: Is that a secret lair Ooze? Oh snap!
swaggytaco: grosssss
Austere_Squire: Ben, why would you say that
Austere_Squire: why would you point that out to us
LetsConsider: why did you say that, serge
3and4fifths: Just like Canada's Skinventory!
Austere_Squire: oh, was that serge
ArkhamArchivist: did Kathleen get her plainses?
Austere_Squire: I got my betrayals mixed
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: freaking Lorwyn with the terrifying art. Hi LRR hi chat
SiegeofTeddyBears: @gamesandink teh fairy
gnome_friend: sergeHi @SydPreviouslyHeadache
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TimeToFry: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Lorwyn has some Powerful art
LadyLockwood92: Gotta love that #BrainGoo
Redartifice: lol Ben ben
11toaman: That naughty Ben-Ben...
PeterPomegranate: Ben Ben pls come back
hd_dabnado: i appreciate that wheeler went for the joke twice
SiegeofTeddyBears: I miss Lorwyn
IbunWest: Please someone play a spell so we don't have to look at that card anymore
LRRbot: Scryb Ranger [1G] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flash / Flying, protection from blue / Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate this ability only once each turn.
EOstby: There appear to be a startling number of Ben-Bens in Wheeler's mono blue deck. wheelerKappap
Redartifice: Kathleen get some plains
BrowneePoints: Rashmi is the BEEEST
EOstby: The Plains come when the creature leaves the battlefield, doesn't it?
404namesnotfound: @Redartifice: Boreas Charger is leaves the battlefield.
3and4fifths: @SiegeofTeddyBears Ikoria is almost lorwyn if you squint your eyes...
frogomb: Lorwyn is my favorite block. also I miss blocks
djalternative: correct, but also blink @EOstby
Redartifice: @404namesnotfound ah yep my mistake. sorry Kathleen
raven534: What? Serge? Powerful? Nah.
Austere_Squire: "I have the least going on" she says, casting 11 mana of creatures for free
Radyin: Is anyone actually enjoying the Arena meta right now?
someusername5: roll a die to select target ben
swaggytaco: me
gnome_friend: @Radyin I mean, in silver and gold it's mostly fine
Austere_Squire: I'm enjoying the goofy commander meta?
gnome_friend: I'm sure at higher levels it's bad
embers999: why is Wheeler flicking red cards across his board?
CyberColossus: !uptime
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CyberColossus: i appear to be late
LRRbot: Deceiver Exarch [2U] | Creature — Cleric [1/4] | Flash / When Deceiver Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. / • Tap target permanent an opponent controls.
MFT_Manny: @embers999 was thinking the same, but i guess cause he can???
frogomb: I'm not a big fan of standard commander
Redartifice: @radyin I've somehow ridden a black/red pile of jank into gold
Paranundrox: they're Ben-Bens
Radyin: @gnome_friend I'm playing unranked to get my daily quests done. If you don't play against the cycling deck, they are Gyruda-ing you.
raven534: I mean, I can play Lurrus in basically all formats, so it's great
gnome_friend: @frogomb by that do you mean brawl or?
Austere_Squire: !naiad of the hidden coves
MFT_Manny: @frogomb what's standard commander?
Austere_Squire: mm
DoctorHutch: standard commander? you mean brawl?
Austere_Squire: i may just look that up
gnome_friend: @Radyin huh
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless wheelerClown wheelerH wheelerH
SiegeofTeddyBears: @sergeyager Symmetry, am I right?
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
bwk789: !card hidden coves
LRRbot: Naiad of Hidden Coves [2U] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [2/3] | As long as it’s not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Reforge the Soul [3RR] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. / Miracle {1}{R}
MechaKuuga: Has Ben Ulmer been untapping at end step?
frogomb: I don't mean brawl by standard commander, I mean that's what companions feel like
djalternative: only his end step and yes
gnome_friend: Except for not being multiplayer
gnome_friend: And starting at 20 life
Austere_Squire: wait did we just Wheel of Fortune to Reforge the Soul?
gnome_friend: And being completely different formats
Smurfykins: lol thrasios i'd say
Paranundrox: @Austere_Squire just Reforge, he just said Wheel since it explains the effect faster
LetsConsider: Is Canlander maintaining the 'no companion' stance?
gnome_friend: yes
gnome_friend: Companion does nto work in Canlander
Austere_Squire: @Paranundrox Ah, fair. Thank you, friend
gnome_friend: You can still play those cards though
gnome_friend: in your main deck
LetsConsider: @gnome_friend I mean... why not?
Smurfykins: its a baby gearhulk now
Smurfykins: d'aww
Paranundrox: @LetsConsider there is no SB and it is not a Commander Variant, thus Companions text does not function
m1gr3nA: boots though
Alas_Babylon: Because Canlander doesn't have sideboards
Alas_Babylon: The fact that Companions work in Commander is a special exception
gizmofreak1: !crib swap
LetsConsider: @Paranundrox So does Granted do anything in CanLander?
LRRbot: Crafty Cutpurse [3U] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Flash / When Crafty Cutpurse enters the battlefield, each token that would be created under an opponent's control this turn is created under your control instead.
Paranundrox: Wishes don't do anything
Alas_Babylon: Granted does nothing
Paranundrox: there is no SB
gizmofreak1: !card crib swap
LRRbot: Crib Swap [2W] | Tribal Instant — Shapeshifter | Changeling / Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
frogomb: I'm still having fun with standard. I actually wish there were more companions, I think that would keep the meta more diverse
Smurfykins: i wish cutpurse could work moe
Smurfykins: i wanted it to work in Brudiclad Ulmer
gnome_friend: I wish Lurrus said cards instead of permanents
Ryavis: cutpurse could have stolen the baby
bwk789: Look it’s party bob
Smurfykins: fancy sol ring
Sogheim: baby nut in the gearhulk
Austere_Squire: Ohay, I just put Cutpurse in an Esper deck to punish my friend who plays 2019's Naya token deck in our games :p
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Do not Beej into the pit lane.
LRRbot: Temple Bell [3] | Artifact | {T}: Each player draws a card.
Earthenone: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #6478: "Ever just watch Beej do stuff?" —Graham [2019-10-12]
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
Austere_Squire: OH
Smurfykins: deez nuts
IbunWest: excuse me
gnome_friend: OH NO
TimeToFry: Oof
LRRbot: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur [8UU] | Legendary Creature — Praetor [5/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards. / Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
MFT_Manny: sergeHolyMoly
1MrGhost: that is a card...
ashiok_nightmare_moose: wow rude
Paranundrox: a fun Magic Card
Austere_Squire: Hello, Praetor
ComradeMik: ah, i see
Austere_Squire: That's fine
zuchen_120: somebody here actually plays commander
PatFromIT: U wot m8?
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Adamantcheese: I get this feeling Serge might be winning
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bobbymcbob33: that's a card
Super_Sophomoric: I wonder if Serge is running Recurring Insight
Naarius: "fun"
DiscordianTokkan: Y'know. Ol' Giteezy
Ukon_Cairns: Jin-Gitaxis is here to make friends (poorly)
Austere_Squire: lookit that good ooze, trying his best
ComradeMik: !card rashmi, eternities
LRRbot: Rashmi, Eternities Crafter [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser converted mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.
KCazduke: Whoops Jin-Gitaxias really wants people to target him.
djalternative: what are ulmer's card sleves?
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
SerGarretCameron: I kinda want a series of ben-tokens, so cute.
LRRbot: Boon Satyr [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Satyr [4/2] | Flash / Bestow {3}{G}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +4/+2.
Paranundrox: Rashmi cares about CMC
RothonWylar: cmc is 3
Paranundrox: printed top right corner
m1gr3nA: satyr is not tapped
5imian: aight chat I'm late to the party who wants to catch me up
BrowneePoints: Welcome to U/G Durdle Ben! Too many dorks, not enough space!
LoadingReadyRun: It's a mite with the power of a Satyr!
Smurfykins: lol
Paranundrox: @m1gr3nA it doesn't really matter, that's just for space currently
Paranundrox: if his creature dies he'll pop it off untapped
Austere_Squire: What do you mean his engine, Serge? You just drew him 8 cards
jessieimproved: Treat yo self
Smurfykins: serge trying to play innocent to fueling ug value
Joalni: We need a bard wipe to help with table space LUL
MFT_Manny: best way to go out of a game imo
ComradeMik: i mean, serge just needs to play thought vessel/reliquary tower, anything like that
Joalni: *board even
RothonWylar: better to deck with good cards in hand than to never have drawn good cards at all
sentientstump73: i wamt to build a rashmi deck, its the exact kind of durdly value deck i need in my life
theonlyangelx: i will! XD
de_greninja: Threatening to deck wheeler is threatening him with a good time
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
Smurfykins: mutavault can live through wipes
LRRbot: Sapphire Medallion [2] | Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Paranundrox: cast High Tide wheelerKappa
Austere_Squire: Ben
gizmofreak1: !card mistform ultimus
LRRbot: Mistform Ultimus [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [3/3] | Mistform Ultimus is every creature type.
m1gr3nA: @paranundrox i have noticed that a lot of the crew do the same with equipment even without needing to conserve space
Smurfykins: lol
Paranundrox: @m1gr3nA it's easier to tap both together, and again, there's nothing in play that makes it relevant
LRRbot: Faces of the Past [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, tap all untapped creatures that share a creature type with it or untap all tapped creatures that share a creature type with it.
Professor_Rakor: Don't let your sphinx get impacted.
Paranundrox: I love that card
theonlyangelx: oof noice
Paranundrox: I need to find a home for it
TimeToFry: Wild
MFT_Manny: I smell synergy
Paranundrox: I have one sitting in my binder right now
Smurfykins: i smell a way to ping?
5imian: so is wheeler playing changeling tribal?
Paranundrox: Lords Tribal
Paranundrox: the changeling is the Commander
Austere_Squire: has anyone made any weak enemies this game?
LRRbot: Thassa, God of the Sea [2U] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [5/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. / {1}{U}: Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.
CaptainSpam: Man, sure are a lot of powerful enemies being made here. Sure hope they never get released to the public! Kappa
Joalni: Does Wheeler
Paranundrox: Wheeler Does wheelerClown
bennguyen200: I feel like whenever Serge plays the game of commander immediately turn into Archenemy.
Austere_Squire: so it IS a squirrel
Austere_Squire: Everyone at the table is just so delightful
viridimayai: Did Kathleen get all of her plains?
m1gr3nA: @paranundrox its not easier, you need to move two cards this way insteod of one :) also i'm expecting serge to drop fun cards like tangle wire any moment
LRRbot: Aminatou, the Fateshifter [WUB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Aminatou [3] | [+1]: Draw a card, then put a card from your hand on top of your library. / [−1]: Exile another target permanent you own, then return it to the battlefield under your control. / [−6]: Choose left or right. Each player gains control of all nonland permanents other than Aminatou, the Fateshifter controlled by the next player in the chosen direction. / Aminatou, the Fateshifter can be your commander.
stormofotaria: @viridimayai she did. the reforge the soul happened
bennguyen200: nice one paul
Joalni: LUL
gnome_friend: Core gamers LOVE free two-day shipping
thavleifrim: -6 ask urza
Paranundrox: @m1gr3nA it depends how you move your cards around, and again, if it was relevant they'd accommodate for it
zuchen_120: Elevator music until you get your cards
RothonWylar: @viridimayai she did they got caught in the wheel
JohnnieG: she did but then wheeled it all away
Austere_Squire: I want Aminatou to Ult on stream
MilesNaismith3: what is Fedex?
EOstby: Suspiciously Fast Ship, even.
theonlyangelx: it IS saturday!
Austere_Squire: not necessarily this one, just a stream
Paranundrox: @viridimayai one goes in play, rest go to hand, and then she got wheeled
Austere_Squire: that'd be delightful
Gadora: Nah, there's a FedEx strike today, isn't there? Have to use someone else.
LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
Naarius: Much loyal, such horn
Austere_Squire: Ohay. Happy early birthday to Nicole
iplaygamesbad_: is kathleen playing the precon?
chaostreader: Why not just use askErza and tap the ult?
gnome_friend: yes @iplaygamesbad_
Paranundrox: all Combat Damage specifically
iplaygamesbad_: k thx
Diabore: alternatively, everyone goes to the moonbase, drops of their boardstate, and picks up the player on the left/rights boardstate, and then returns home
ritchards: Yes! Lieutenant cards!
Alas_Babylon: Ah,yes, the loyal unicorn of easy combats
Diabore: at different times of course
Professor_Rakor: You started it has been declared
Kyir: This is just like when everyone though Serge was the alien during jackbox
m1gr3nA: @paranundrox well be. is meticulouy arrenging both cards each time so there is no reason to do it like this and misrepresent the game state
chaostreader: @kyir Wasn’t he?
m1gr3nA: *ben
Ba_Dum_Tish: Clearly Serge is Powerful
Kyir: @chaostreader He was not. It was Ian
EOstby: Am I the Archenemy? No, it's the rest of the table who is wrong. - Serge 2020
Paranundrox: @m1gr3nA again, if it was relevant, they'd account for it. They know what they're doing
Romanator0: armillary sphere
Austere_Squire: Armillary Sphere?
TheMoatman: Janet the sphinx
RothonWylar: it just has to be odd
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: !card Yennett
LRRbot: Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign [2WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, menace / Whenever Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign attacks, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if its converted mana cost is odd. If you don't cast it, draw a card.
m1gr3nA: @paranundrox i'm not saying thed do not, but it's not correct
LRRbot: Mirror Match [4UU] | Instant | Cast this spell only during the declare blockers step. / For each creature attacking you or a planeswalker you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature and that's blocking that creature. Exile those tokens at end of combat.
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Kathleen doesn't have to guess the card correctly, she just needs to make sure its CMC is odd @LoadingReadyRun
Austere_Squire: !card Fabricate
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
laskotheking: Is Wheeler not using sleeves?
Sogheim: Ben-Bens aren't sleeved
ComradeMik: i think wheeler is using cardback sleeves
benjamin_wheeler: perfect fits only
Sogheim: they're everywhere
chimpfunkz: he's using clear sleeves
chimpfunkz: like perfect fits
Paranundrox: perfect fits only, Final Destination
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's converted mana cost.
laskotheking: @benjamin_wheeler Ok Im now less terrified. Thank you Ben!
chimpfunkz: or dragonshield clears
Austere_Squire: Oh! This is where Yuriko is from
Austere_Squire: neat
TimeToFry: Oh, that's a pricey card
orimazer: best girl in magic, is yuriko
YurikosWife: Yuriko!
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler we were asking about your card sleves, not your yoga pants
LRRbot: Blizzard Strix [4U] | Snow Creature — Bird [3/2] | Flash / Flying / When Blizzard Strix enters the battlefield, if you control another snow permanent, exile target permanent other than Blizzard Strix. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Austere_Squire: I think Yuriko's price tanked a little because Mystery Booster
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
djalternative: Yuriko's just a great commander tho
Austere_Squire: I wanna make a deck for her
Austere_Squire: she's neat
Alas_Babylon: She's very cool, yeah
YurikosWife: Yuriko is the best
Alas_Babylon: I secretly hope for a Historic Anthology on arena that's just... all the Ninjas
mowdownjoe: Serge is back on the Niv train?
Super_Sophomoric: name checks out
Leedopo: oh are the lists up?
MuffinsOnAHill: Yeah. Inundate would be awkward right now
Austere_Squire: wait, is that a mulldrifter plushie on Serge's screen?
Kyir: I love that compass
LRRbot: Thaumatic Compass [2] (back: Spires of Orazca) | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass.
BrindleBoar: it would have targets! Not... enough targets, or good ones, but y'know Kappa
djalternative: Well, we are getting Ulamog and Phyrexian Obliterator.
gerberlicous: Howdy everyone hows it going??
ihlendrax: This game makes me want to play Choke.
zuchen_120: niv is kinda like a placeholder for an actual commander, isn't it?
stormofotaria: @austere_squire my buddy built a Yuriko deck for less the $60 and has won many cEDH events with it and now has a very expensive build that's just insane
SerGarretCameron: I think it's just a shark, @Austere_Squire
Agl0vale: has serge played Kitchen Finks yet?
LRRbot: Treasure Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Treasure Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Leedopo: and is serge on a degen aetherflux-esqe list or something a bit less oshit?
zuchen_120: Serge should buy a Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain
LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
Super_Sophomoric: was gonna say blightsteel
nic_nax96: @LoadingReadyRun THe compas will flip on his end step someone should remind him
Austere_Squire: @stormofotaria Ooh, I'd be interested to see the origonal decklist
m1gr3nA: @ihlendrax choke would make this game take ages. why not carpet of flowers instead :)
RothonWylar: !decklist
RothonWylar: @Leedopo decklists are there
LoadingReadyRun: Good old Staff on NaN
LRRbot: Draining Whelk [4UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Draining Whelk enters the battlefield, counter target spell. Put X +1/+1 counters on Draining Whelk, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
sk8sam24: Serge's 45º tapping is because.... ?
Austere_Squire: hullo, all of LRR
Dix: WHELK
ancientspark: Ben's deck resembles my Rashmi deck so much
Sogheim: ow
TheMerricat: @sk8sam24 space?
ancientspark: The worst kind of counterspell deck
hd_dabnado: rashmi?
djalternative: a Lawrence Whelk?
m1gr3nA: rashmi?
hovermyr_is_questionable: Just like all Hippocamps fly
sk8sam24: @TheMerricat 👍thx
Alas_Babylon: Has Rashmi gotten anything neat?
floki4242: Lawrence very well known welk did not fly
DigitalSeahorse: Many Welks
BrowneePoints: Hiss Hiss
Professor_Rakor: untap all constructs!
orimazer: he foreshadowed it too
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orimazer: "there are flash creatures that care about snow permanents"
m1gr3nA: @alas_babylon apart from drWing lime 10 cards and generating 6 mana?
Professor_Rakor: flip that compass!
Loonatic93: That would be his Jewish name. If we are talking true Golems.
hovermyr_is_questionable: Thanks Mods for that quick message delete.
Austere_Squire: I thought some weird shit happened with my eyes, but it was a spambot message that was deleted
HoneyJack07: that beast has the boots with the fur
LRRbot: Spires of Orazca (front: Thaumatic Compass) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.
Professor_Rakor: Serge "Is this how that works" Yager
Sogheim: but he didn't get his mountain...
Alas_Babylon: @m1gr3nA I stepped away a couple of times, so I missed those, naisu
djalternative: orzaka. def not orazka
Trippk6: aw. serge still cant cast niv
chimpfunkz: thrasios puts the land into play
itsr67: man I love going to Orzaka, shame it's not the golden city of Orazca
benjamin_wheeler: @Loonatic93 technically the term is a catch all for an old hebrew tradition...
chimpfunkz: that misty should be in play right now
MuffinsOnAHill: Rainforest onto the field
Uzumaki15: Rainforest goes on the battlefeild
Antiivvan: Misty Rainforest into play with Thrasios.
MFT_Manny: its never late to ramp
m00ntruther: Orazka not Orzaca
Austere_Squire: Mm, I really like Ixalan's flippy enchantments and artifacts
Leedopo: serge not playing hovermyr? say it ain't so!
LRRbot: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur [8UU] | Legendary Creature — Praetor [5/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards. / Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
m1gr3nA: @alas_babylon ben is casting spells on almost each players turn :D
nic_nax96: @LoadingReadyRun Misty onto the battlefield with thrasios for ben
LadyLockwood92: !card thrasios
LRRbot: Thrasios, Triton Hero [GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | {4}: Scry 1, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, draw a card. / Partner
Paranundrox: Yeah Ben probably just got mixed up between Thrasios and Rashmi triggers
Austere_Squire: How has been not lost a creature since the start of the game
hd_dabnado: yikes
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
zuchen_120: @Leedopo one day we will again see Hovermyr on Serge's board. I am hopeful.
Naarius: Ah, this card just killed me in MTGO
Paranundrox: !card Rashmi
LRRbot: Rashmi, Eternities Crafter [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/3] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with lesser converted mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand.
theanthonydee: Beb playing with spiders? since when?
hovermyr_is_questionable: DM I do that
Paranundrox: You can choose not to
SwankyFlea: Dang Loyal Unicorn is mean
BoblinTheGoblin69: yes'
Leedopo: @zuchen_120 one day.
djalternative: I'm super excited for my Ikoria box to come in the next couple of weeks
de_greninja: tapped
hovermyr_is_questionable: Instead he'll do it for 3 3 times.
hd_dabnado: would have been tapped, now it is untapped
LRRbot: Frilled Mystic [GGUU] | Creature — Elf Lizard Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When Frilled Mystic enters the battlefield, you may counter target spell.
historyman_admu: should be tapped too
MFT_Manny: it'll untap with wilderness anyways
timetwister7: F to everyone's hand
l0rdrollin: it came in on serge's end step
carpetcrawlers: @djalternative me too! so many drafts, so many big dub fatties
chimpfunkz: it came untapped on serges end step
chimpfunkz: tapped*
Muddy_Thunder: !card gin-gitaxis
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
djalternative: @carpetcrawlers I'm still in lockdown so it'll just be me and my sister
ComradeMik: !card jin-gitaxis
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bwk789: !card Gita is
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Austere_Squire: you're in Blue/Red/Artifacts, Serge
viridimayai: Ben is pulling away with this game
bwk789: !card gitaxis
MFT_Manny: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur [8UU] | Legendary Creature — Praetor [5/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards. / Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
carpetcrawlers: just two of us here as well
Muddy_Thunder: so did ulmer bring a cedh deck?
itsr67: just loot 7 times
djalternative: no way a cedh deck would take this long to win
MFT_Manny: @Muddy_Thunder don't think so its just thrasios has been out for a long time
Paranundrox: this isn't a cEDH deck at all
Paranundrox: it's just a lot of value
EOstby: Gain 7 off Chimera.
SuitablyEpic: lands untap as well?
Leedopo: @muddy_thunder Ben drew his engine cards in ug in edh.
Alas_Babylon: !card Wilderness Reclamation
LRRbot: Wilderness Reclamation [3G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, untap all lands you control.
SuitablyEpic: nevermind those are creatures
SuitablyEpic: wow
TimeToFry: Egg
EOstby: Trying times, Ben?
Kyir: Someone needs to play a good ol' fashioned Planar Cleansing right now
BrowneePoints: Augur as someone who practices Augury
TimeToFry: @EOstby I definitely think, what with everything going on outside, that these count as trying times
Professor_Rakor: He cleans out people's hands.
zuchen_120: <pushes glasses up> actually an dgugur...
Dish_KP: Man, I wish I got to discard! Or, you know... PLAY SPELLS
Naarius: Jin-Gitaxis is a plumber, confirmed
zuchen_120: an augur
chimpfunkz: a religious official who observed natural signs, especially the behavior of birds, interpreting these as an indication of divine approval or disapproval of a proposed action.
CastleOtranto: Augur like prophecy
11toaman: Augur, not auger
asleepykitten1: Augur as in augury. He reads the core
itsr67: yeah a hefty boardwipe would be great
niccus: as in augury instead of augery
ashiok_nightmare_moose: didnt one of the other preators clean out mirrodins core?
m00ntruther: he cleans Phyrexia's Core
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Augur as one who practices Augury
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
ComradeMik: he sees the future while cleeaning out the core
BasiliskXVIII: Augur, not augEr
F1SHOR: F
zuchen_120: Ask Cam about Augurs. I think there was one in his dnd thingy
djalternative: No
m00ntruther: W
shiftless: F
Gascitygaming: no
A_Dub888: F
Professor_Rakor: you can get the colossus back
Vezon46: an augur is like a prophet
chimpfunkz: Augor has a second meaning from roman times
anon_user1990: G
Leedopo: F
bluphoenix28: exactly. its a fortune teller / diviner
BoblinTheGoblin69: f
unrealdoctt: f
Omega117: augury is a king of prophetic vision
DarkSpark20354: no
stormofotaria: bloobyF
ComradeMik: nah, y'all good
m00ntruther: L
djalternative: @stormofotaria that is a GREAT emote
Drathak: Really chat? Did everyone get in their um actuallys?
arrowgrut: lrrSPOT
62MGcobra: dg oops i missed
hd_dabnado: eyy, thats in historic
TheMerricat: Auger = drill - Augur = fortune teller/seer
magicbknight: ben plz tell me you put lab man in your deck
LRRbot: Stonybrook Banneret [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Islandwalk / Merfolk spells and Wizard spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
bluphoenix28: @drathak yes, and it was amazing :P
stormofotaria: @djalternative all of Bloody's emotes are amazing
Dish_KP: I'm saving mine for later
Dix: w h e l k
bwk789: Burgeoning trigger off passage?
LoadingReadyRun: but does the Augur also have an *auger* just in case his pipes get clogged with cat hair or something?
A_Dub888: !findquote wrath
LRRbot: Quote #853: "Face my shiny wrath!" —Ian [2015-10-13]
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Dog_of_Myth: Serge with the correct response
Dix: lrrJUDGE! Deck check
bwk789: Cool ty
ComradeMik: @LoadingReadyRun thankfully phyrexians fixed that problem by making all their cats metallic horrors without hair
Serpens77: incoming silver border card Auger Augur. He reads the future by interpreting drills
arrowgrut: Go lrrPAUL
itsr67: give me what I want! "I have cyc rift" That's not what I want!
Professor_Rakor: There's no cyclonic rift, but there appear to be 3 cheatyfaces.
arrowgrut: win
TheUnfoundPath: I don't hate rift. I hate people who don't know when to use it.
djalternative: Kathleen should have Terminis if I remember correctly.
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arrowgrut: lrrPAUL
magicbknight: !deck
historyman_admu: Katleens precon has terminus yes
ComradeMik: is kathleen just playing the straight up precon?
djalternative: yes
LRRbot: Aetherize [3U] | Instant | Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
Drathak: LOOL
zuchen_120: rude
A_Dub888: that's a beating
itsr67: yeet
arrowgrut: Wowowowowow lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: MUAHAHA See the power of U/G DURDLE!
IbunWest: "I Tried" seems to be the motto for Wheeler's deck.
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield tapped. / As Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Professor_Rakor: It's all up to you kathleen.
e_bloc: it doesn't really matter
Naarius: lrrWOW
HoneyJack07: did ben just throw the card lol
BrowneePoints: You do nothing..until you do EVERYTHING!
itsr67: mistform got yeeted
zuchen_120: it starts with one scry<
Gelfolius: I tried so hard! but in the end.... Im gonna cast this coldsteel hard and choose blue!!
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
Dix: oop
asleepykitten1: unicorn. she can flunge
Dix: Uhhh
Adamantcheese: uhhhh
iLetTheDogesOut: WOAH
Dix: PHRASING
MFT_Manny: uhhh
Drathak: uuhhhh
Dog_of_Myth: uuuuhhh
ComradeMik: uh...
BrindleBoar: SERGE.
jessieimproved: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
MFT_Manny: phrasing
sing_o_muse: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
theanthonydee: quote that plz
TimeToFry: Uhhhh
ComradeMik: uhhhh
de_greninja: phrasing
DiscordianTokkan: PHRASING
theevermist: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: umm
Leedopo: SERGE!!
RothonWylar: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #1785: "Just sleep for 70 days." —Graham [2016-02-12]
deyja429: !phrasing
HoneyJack07: adult
62MGcobra: lrrWOW
theanthonydee: it's just Snerge talking
deyja429: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
e_bloc: ffs Serge
Drathak: HR
Halvhir: uhhhhhhhh
BoomerAang_Squad: gremixPerv gremixPerv gremixPerv
VTMonster: Ravage vs Ravish...
LRRbot: Sower of Discord [4BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / As Sower of Discord enters the battlefield, choose two players. / Whenever damage is dealt to one of the chosen players, the other chosen player also loses that much life.
de_greninja: This is almost as bad as the o-face comment
theinvisiblevoice: ravage, nor ravish
chimpfunkz: Serge suggesting breaking social distancing BibleThump
Halvhir: katesLewd
mowdownjoe: MULTI-PALS!
F1SHOR: gettem
CommiePuddin: Which cord?
sentientstump73: lol, that was great serge
Paranundrox: and vice versa
TheMerricat: is that a forever change or just a one turn thing?
Paranundrox: to be fair she only chooses on resolution
LRRbot: Plasm Capture [GGUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is that spell's converted mana cost.
CommiePuddin: Dis cord!
de_greninja: Rashmi
de_greninja: yeah!
Paranundrox: @TheMerricat as long as it would be in play
ArchRequiemD: wouldn't it resolve before targets
Dix: more expensive but flexible Mana Drain
TheMoatman: Colored mana leak
TheMerricat: Thanks @Paranundrox :-)
Paranundrox: @ArchRequiemD no targets but yes
Syntheticuh: ben brought the fun police deck gabyLul
HoneyJack07: Thanks Uro
Vezon46: kathleen didnt need to name until it resolved
TheUnfoundPath: The lesson: Don't explain your ETB before the spell resolves.
m1gr3nA: tatyova + scryb ranger +bop looks nice
tobymcschmoby: This looks wild
LRRbot: Esper Charm [WUB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Draw two cards. / • Target player discards two cards.
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Dix: Ben Bens :p
Paranundrox: Bens Ben
Sogheim: so many goblins are infesting Wheeler's deck
LRRbot: Trygon Predator [1GU] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Trygon Predator deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
Sogheim: is there a Kiki-Jiki messing with him?
Dish_KP: Ben would likely have countered anyway, he knows he is the highest threat
Desruprot: Mistform Ultimus interesting
garunkl: Patrick!
LRRbot: Sigiled Starfish [1U] | Creature — Starfish [0/3] | {T}: Scry 1.
LRRbot: Forge of Heroes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Choose target commander that entered the battlefield this turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
GalacticBoredom: is force field one activation per creature or one for all
Dix: Shufflebug
hd_dabnado: i thought that was battlefield forge for a sec and I was worried
alpacalypsehs: I came in late, what's making everybody discard their hand?
MrUglama: cheat
ritchards: -ing shuffler ?
AirTony7: Man, look at Serge flexing with that Forcefield
ArchRequiemD: I might build Bens deck I have been thinking of Flash Tribal commander for awhile and this likes like what that wants to do
Alas_Babylon: Ben Ulmer's Jin-Gitaxias
Paranundrox: @alpacalypsehs Jin Gitaxias
404namesnotfound: @alpacalypsehs: Ben has Jin-Gitaxis.
alpacalypsehs: thanks!
Desruprot: lifelink nice
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
IbunWest: Oh right Serge has a commander.
Professor_Rakor: And it DOES deal damage, so lifelink applies.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
LadyLockwood92: !card jin-gitaxias
LRRbot: Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur [8UU] | Legendary Creature — Praetor [5/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards. / Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by seven.
ComradeMik: serge draws 4, pings for 4
Super_Sophomoric: Its basically Ancestral Recall
AirTony7: Treasure Cruise, also known as House
Paranundrox: wheelerDroopy
Paranundrox: the cast is a draw
theevermist: Droopy with the rules reminder
Paranundrox: so you draw 1 and ping 1 then draw 3 ping 3
Sogheim: wheelerDroopy
Dish_KP: Droopy is not amused ^^
Alas_Babylon: One mana draw 4 gain 4, cool game
theamc2000: Delge seven is a thing?
BrowneePoints: Serge did something! Kill Serge!
BigBenS221: I take it Serge has forgotten that he can get back his Colossus and cast it for free
Paranundrox: I don't know if Serge drew off the Niv trigger, but the way he said it sounded like he was pinging for the Cruise cast, not drawing then pinging
ashiok_nightmare_moose: niv trigger
Paranundrox: Niv Mizzet trigger
Desruprot: but first Parun trigger
historyman_admu: NIV Mizzet trigger pls
cryomancer20x6: Ol' Snappy
arkilyd: NIV trigger
niccus: imagine doing Atris with this setup
Dix: You fool
Trippk6: true though
chimpfunkz: serge draws a card
ComradeMik: !niv mizzet, parun
ritchards: !card fact or fiction
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
ComradeMik: !card niv-mizzet, parun
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
TimeToFry: Really thought that one through
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Paranundrox: Serge you draw then ping
Paranundrox: Ranger has Pro Blue
LRRbot: Scryb Ranger [1G] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flash / Flying, protection from blue / Return a Forest you control to its owner's hand: Untap target creature. Activate this ability only once each turn.
Desruprot: bird got burned
ComradeMik: bolt the bird!
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun is Serge drawing from the Niv cast triggers?
theanthonydee: bop the bop
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F1SHOR: kathleens going to win when ben and serge mill themselves out
Himyul: 6 bonus mana, remember
Paranundrox: there's no visualization for hands/drawing so it's hard to see that kind of info
RothonWylar: where's jokulhaups when u need it
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
orimazer: cards left in library?
LRRbot: Illusory Ambusher [4U] | Creature — Cat Illusion [4/1] | Flash / Whenever Illusory Ambusher is dealt damage, draw that many cards.
Dish_KP: I can't wait for Wheeler's sweet topdeck into victory here
cryomancer20x6: I'd buy a shirt with that ooze token on it
Leedopo: ban is slammin' n jammin' with this powerful magic.
hd_dabnado: id buy a cardkingdom token with that ooze art
TheUnfoundPath: Typical Simic. Sits there building value and spinning their wheels forever. If you're lucky they might attack someday.
bwk789: Wheeler, tap or untapped birds and praetors with the enchantment
Drathak: @TheUnfoundPath You say as he attacks
Paranundrox: swing into the 7/7 lifelink flier :P
Super_Sophomoric: trygon predator
Paranundrox: Trygon Predator
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TimeToFry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:55:51.
TimeToFry: !updog
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de_greninja: !beej
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
de_greninja: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3860: "How expired is expired?" —Beej [2017-01-14]
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
orimazer: et tu snappy
Professor_Rakor: gain a life serge
Relentless_Bread: serge gains life for each binge
Relentless_Bread: ping
historyman_admu: serge gains 2 life too for those pings
chimpfunkz: Ben also needs to exile the return to nature
BigBenS221: crap, I just realized that Serge should have been gaining life off of Niv'x pings
ShifuDaxiongmao: the flashbacked spell is exiled
IbunWest: So Ben did a whopping 0 damage?
PolyGryph: Great. Cool. Great
philippekav: welp
Professor_Rakor: i don't think so
Relentless_Bread: that kinda like time walk
TheUnfoundPath: If anything we just learned why Simic doesn't normally attack :P
Paranundrox: if you don't know, you probably did
Professor_Rakor: or you would have drawn from tatts
LRRbot: Arcane Lighthouse | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, creatures your opponents control lose hexproof and shroud and can't have hexproof or shroud.
RothonWylar: tatyova trigger?
Professor_Rakor: also draw for tatyova
Paranundrox: your opponents
SuitablyEpic: I feel like Ben U and Serge are playing a different game than Kathleen and Ben W
Gadiven: Tatyova Trigger
Relentless_Bread: tatyova trigger
SwankyFlea: Tatyova Trigger
m1gr3nA: tatykva trigger
SwankyFlea: Thank Serge lrrHEART
ShifuDaxiongmao: did ben exile the flashbacked spell?
Professor_Rakor: which means you had one more discard
SwankyFlea: lrrHEART
chimpfunkz: Ben still needs to discard
m1gr3nA: handsize?
Drathak: Coat of arms?
A_Dub888: !findquote discatd
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Dub888: !findquote discard
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RothonWylar: !findqoute flood
BigBenS221: !findquote datcard
Trippk6: promo foil isnt it?
LRRbot: Skyline Predator [4UU] | Creature — Drake [3/4] | Flash / Flying
djalternative: is skyline predator a predator that only hunts skyline chili?
Trippk6: ^
TheMortarPod: wheelerY wheelerH
Paranundrox: guess who's back
LRRbot: Mothdust Changeling [U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Tap an untapped creature you control: Mothdust Changeling gains flying until end of turn.
Professor_Rakor: That's a good ninja.
kumatsu: It's won Grand Prixes
LoadingReadyRun: skyline predator is a big fan of Cities Skyline
SnivianMoon: Does this go in Flying Men?
Paranundrox: no
A_Dub888: !findquote ooze
LRRbot: Quote #6161: "You'll be fine as long as you don't look at the ooze's Twitter account." —Adam Koebel [2019-06-22]
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP
I_Am_Clockwork: wow the lategame callback
Serpens77: it can be both a ghost and an ooze
Serpens77: like Slimer from Ghostbusters
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
m1gr3nA: scryb ranger though...
Paranundrox: Yuriko?
Paranundrox: Niv Mizzet has Shroud
Paranundrox: you get the Yuriko trigger
Professor_Rakor: serge could bring back a hasty colossus, =P
m1gr3nA: or maybe ben does not want to draw more cards ;)
yallz: can we see the deck lists anywhere?
LRRbot: Riptide Director [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {2}{U}{U}, {T}: Draw a card for each Wizard you control.
chimpfunkz: But Kathleen's creatures also don't take combat damage and all have vigilance. It's literal free attacks
Paranundrox: true
timetwister7: director should only cost 2
yallz: !decks
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timetwister7: banneret + medallion
Paranundrox: Banneret and Medallion, yeah
LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
Professor_Rakor: it does the thing of their stuff dying
Sogheim: I gotta run good luck guys
Paranundrox: all the wizards go here, and all the merfolk go here...
maximus416: Attack with the starfish, send a message
Paranundrox: "what's the most efficient way to group my creatures"
A_Dub888: !card faces of the past
LRRbot: Faces of the Past [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, tap all untapped creatures that share a creature type with it or untap all tapped creatures that share a creature type with it.
Paranundrox: Faces of the Past needed *someone* to cast it this decade, Wheeler :P
viridimayai: I think you're cool Wheeler
RockPusher: mmmm, pie
TheAwkes: TFW you internet connection is strong enough to load Twitch Chat and literally nothing else. lrrEFF
Kyir: You just continue the other people at the table to keep drinking wine until they pass out. Last player standing wins.
Paranundrox: Yennet has Menace, right?
Paranundrox: !card Yennet
LRRbot: Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign [2WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, menace / Whenever Yennett, Cryptic Sovereign attacks, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if its converted mana cost is odd. If you don't cast it, draw a card.
djalternative: yeah. Kathleen def has terminus somewhere in that deck.
marcieline91: could of sent in the starfish, such disrespect
TheMortarPod: kathleen if you conundrum sphinx first you can confirmed draw
LRRbot: Lightform [1WW] | Enchantment | When Lightform enters the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Manifest the top card of your library and attach Lightform to it. / Enchanted creature has flying and lifelink.
tonylowetv: That "bah-Doop" sound affect was amazing
historyman_admu: Kathleen can scry with the starfish
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Paranundrox: how many Ben Ben this time
Paranundrox: make your bets
Dog_of_Myth: Kathleen and the Scrying Starfish
chimpfunkz: lol time walk
gama41: huh thats a card
MuffinsOnAHill: Excuse me.
MuffinsOnAHill: Time Walk?
LRRbot: Torrential Gearhulk [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/6] | Flash / When Torrential Gearhulk enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
TheTunnelingCat: is wheeler playing unsleeved?
TheUnfoundPath: Aether time
Paranundrox: he has perfect fits @TheTunnelingCat
StalinRuSH: clear sleeves
benjamin_wheeler: i will not be making that joke again
Professor_Rakor: serge trigger
LadyLockwood92: lrrDARK
benjamin_wheeler: after i almost spilled wine on my board
Paranundrox: which version -
TheTunnelingCat: honestly idk if that makes it that much better
Paranundrox: oh
MuffinsOnAHill: Fair enough.
Paranundrox: yeah that would be wise
nanostul: Wow - Ben is playing all the blue cards I hate....
Paranundrox: just drink all your wine, problem solved :P
benjamin_wheeler: @Paranundrox it was the good one
MuffinsOnAHill: Do it for the Vine!
dangerous_safety: do it for the wine
djalternative: Ben Ulmer: The Bluest Mage in LoadingReadyRun
orimazer: NEON ESIS ODE: 15 bled eggs
orimazer: fa
theamc2000: Man blue week is a-lot like green week
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerH
DiscordianTokkan: ESPECIALLY onto someone's BBQ
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ogier300: 56 months ... that about how long I've been social isolated this year!
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OliverWight: What does @benjamin_wheeler 's mat say?
Adamantcheese: uhhhh
Paranundrox: who pees while face-timing!?
Dix: what the hell
sk8sam24: Who doesn't pee while face-timing?
TheMortarPod: that man is a fabled mythical creature
TheMortarPod: a god
DiscordianTokkan: Plus side, Timmies card
ardcollier: and here I was just mad that my neighbor keeps smoking on the shared patio
MuffinsOnAHill: Quarantine is making people crazy.
Hexy_Lexy234: thats the most wild story ive ever heard
djalternative: No one wants an unexpected golden shower
bennguyen200: I thought that title belongs to Adam or Serge @djalternative
abaoa_qu: Did Ben move to Florida?
Bladinus: dixWTF
Paranundrox: hey wait a minute!
Paranundrox: it's even worse!
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Antiagone: Wonderful to see this continue in the Covid+ world. Seriously, don't get it people it sucks.
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Rogue_07: "Apology Tim Horton's card". I think that may be the single most Canadian thing in existence
Serpens77: $20 is so many timbits
A_Dub888: slight water damage
Antiagone: Ah, the ole 'don't get me arrested for indecent exposure Tim Horton's card.
Serpens77: the chikkie nuggies or donuts
Serpens77: *of
rogerivany: That's 10 medium teas.
RockPusher: Did they think the BBQ had been stung by a jellyfish?
DigitalSeahorse: PEEple are gross ssandMOD
Paranundrox: lrrPAUL with the perfect timing
xXAYAYAXx: lrrHERE
RockPusher: Cycle the fluids!
ardcollier: do they keep a stash of Timmy's cards just in case that guy pees on someone?
Krokaar: everyone go potty
Dog_of_Myth: Refresh your drink of choice.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:47.
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah! This is still game one and no one has died yet!!
Hexy_Lexy234: quick! everyone find a balcony!
Gooseblast: Brb balcony break LuL
Hexy_Lexy234: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:53:25. lrrSPOT
steven_strangle: @LoadingReadyRun have you guys considered using Tabletop Simulator for non-Arena Magic stuff? There's a really good mod which allows you to import decklists from pretty much every deck site out there, change the card backs, all that sort of thing. MTG Card Importer or something like that
Hexy_Lexy234: i love updog a little too much, its so adorable
Krokaar: new pin idea? Balcony Break!
Paranundrox: @steven_strangle that seems incompatible with their relationship with Wizards
Dog_of_Myth: Updog is great.
RomanGoro: steven_strangle mtg on Tabletop Simulator is pretty illegal
Loonatic93: Sorry, I blinked, did Bengineering win?
Paranundrox: no they're taking a break
NonUniqueGuy: No one has won.
Paranundrox: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Loonatic93: Ah.... It's been that epic.
azureHaights: Wait, so was that song supposed to be Wild Wild West or Stayin' Alive
NonUniqueGuy: No one has even been eliminated
Ritaspirithntr: No casualties either
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote break
LRRbot: Quote #5396: "I can and will break you in half." —Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
SiegeofTeddyBears: REMIX!!!
ComradeMik: how have i never heard this version of the lrr theme?
ComradeMik: this slaps!
Raithencore235: Can I get this?
Antiagone: I like this Remix version.
Antiagone: I haven't heard it either.
ardcollier: LRRbot should change "go to the toilet" to "go to the toilet and not the balcony"
StarWarsTHX1138: yeah where can I get this?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN_SG steveinDevil bunnnGod ssandGHOST wheelerMuldr stempleWoke
DiscordianTokkan: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes many chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. You can buy his music here: http://biggiantcircles.com/ He even made some remixes specifically for LRR: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/album/loading-ready-remix
LoadingReadyRun: @steven_strangle I don't have much experience with TTS, but it seems to have a pretty big learning curve to be able to manipulate the board easily
SiegeofTeddyBears: I need this in my life
DigitalSeahorse: HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat HahaCat
Krokaar: like some lrr one winged angel
Plaicoson: this remix was amazing
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun you are correct though things with real good often scripted boards (munchkin and CAH are some examples) are much easier and fun to use
SiegeofTeddyBears: Big Giant Circles never disappoints.
Vezon46: this music was infinitely louder than the commercial break was
Austere_Squire: Hullo
NonUniqueGuy: @LoadingReadyRun There is also the issue that plenty of game developers frown upon it since there is a lot of stolen content on there. Other devs do however put out official expansions for it.
cryomancer20x6: Space Jame!
cryomancer20x6: Jam*
djalternative: come on and SLAM
L3gume: WE'RE JAMMIN'
colinoclock: GayPride
Dog_of_Myth: SPACE JAM!
Krokaar: welcome to the jam
SwankyFlea: GayPride
SnivianMoon: Space Jam is banned in commander. Too powerful.
Dog_of_Myth: Space Jam creature type is GOAT.
cryomancer20x6: @SnivianMoon Well, fortunately with the Flash ban it isn't as broken now
LRRbot: Ivory Tower [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.
Krokaar: ben needs to lay down princess mononoke
Paranundrox: reverse Vise?
Paranundrox: !card Black Vise
LRRbot: Black Vise [1] | Artifact | As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. / At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Hexy_Lexy234: gong the temple bell, Kronk!
Paranundrox: that's on land
Ba_Dum_Tish: Bong the gronk
Paranundrox: too many similar triggers
KCazduke: Cheer100 These bits are for Kathleen, who I appreciate coming on to play Magic!
djalternative: mathster of etherium?
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Veraphage: The ol' 5 and 1.
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LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Druidic Satchel [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. If it's a land card, put that card onto the battlefield under your control. If it's a noncreature, nonland card, you gain 2 life.
sk8sam24: Cheer1500 Getting late out here, enjoy the rest of the game, thanks for making great content in this time!
LoadingReadyRun: @NonUniqueGuy ya, the extremely common bootlegging of game assets in TTS is not a good look
Paranundrox: Satchel is sweet, but only one of its modes is good
LRRbot: Venser, Shaper Savant [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Flash / When Venser, Shaper Savant enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.
nanostul: How are they all still alive?
Hexy_Lexy234: omg i just realized the 5/5 ooze i love it!
LRRbot: Arcane Lighthouse | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, creatures your opponents control lose hexproof and shroud and can't have hexproof or shroud.
Paranundrox: Serge hit everyone once for like 10 but everyone has crept back up for the most part
Austere_Squire: He's a good oozy boi!
RothonWylar: no one has done someting broken enough to decisively win the game, and serger lifegained like 50 life that people have been chewing through
kumatsu: sergeThinking
viridimayai: Powerful Forcefield!
Paranundrox: just hit him with 30 creatures :P
Hexy_Lexy234: but ben, you cant attack yourself Kappa
LadyLockwood92: Ooze emote when?
sentientstump73: im astonished that someone hasnt died yet
BigBenS221: Is there a reason Serge hasn't recast his Metalwork Colossus yet?
Mornish: wait wasn't niv wearing boots?
djalternative: ooze and spoopifer would be friends
SergeYager: Yeah, uhh, I didn't read it and exiled it to Treasure Cruise :D
LastCenturion: @Mornish Ben used Arcane Lighthouse
BigBenS221: Arcane Sanctum took away shroud @Mornish
ArchRequiemD: It All returns to nothing
Mornish: ok thanks you thought i missed something :)
PenultiN00b: it all keeps Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooowwwwn
queenfounder: Good magic cards? In this economy?
Leedopo: aaaaaaand Ben has gotten better rec on the board. heck
Vezon46: cool hand, ulmer sergeSnerge
djalternative: Kathleen has terminus somewhere in that deck
tehfewl: oh boy, seedborn and thrasios, cool game
Professor_Rakor: i don't think so
RothonWylar: is cpasize a boarwipe?
EOstby: Not yet, no.
tehfewl: just kidding, i have that in my deck too
Paranundrox: I don't believe so
icarionx: noup
Vezon46: thrasios? cries in cedh
MuffinsOnAHill: I love how all the decks have been doing their thing, but just not in a way that wins the game.
Professor_Rakor: spicy
LRRbot: Shadow Sliver [2U] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Sliver creatures have shadow.
PenultiN00b: Raid: Shadow Sliver
Dog_of_Myth: Spicy
Paranundrox: and can't block!
3and4fifths: poggies my doggies
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerDroopy wheelerPig
EOstby: Oh no, he can't block with Mutavault! :O
Night_xD: does wheeler win the game if he gets the BINGO ?
LucasTheDrgn: meat hooks?
LRRbot: Nightpack Ambusher [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Flash / Other Wolves and Werewolves you control get +1/+1. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Austere_Squire: actually, i was surprised at how little creature removal there had been, but they're playing a bunch of blue and so little white/black so that makes sense
Lithobraker: wait just got here is plaid ben playing flash bois?
RothonWylar: terminus 1 time
Dog_of_Myth: Flex time
EOstby: As the premier Wolves player in the format....
Austere_Squire: @Lithobraker yep
icarionx: no aminatoult?
Lithobraker: Austere_Squire did he get value off king gizzard and the lizard wizard?
Austere_Squire: You've already let Simic ramp; it's too late
asthanius: The Pointy Arrow of Winning?
Paranundrox: the pointy arrow of winning TM
djalternative: but if kathleen casts terminus, ben has to bun that ooze to ash.
RothonWylar: vengeance
Austere_Squire: @Lithobraker I don't know about Gizzard, but I think he got value on the elf lizard wizard
RothonWylar: upon all of you
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless lrrBEN_SG
Austere_Squire: Nuuu, don't Terminus the good ooze
ComradeMik: quick painter's servant/grindstone ben
tbloom3390: The definition of a humble brag
Hexy_Lexy234: attack with sigiled starfish! Kappa
DRMagnify: Yennett trigger
Paranundrox: Yennet also has menace, to note
LRRbot: Enigma Sphinx [4WUB] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When Enigma Sphinx is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, put it into your library third from the top. / Cascade
PenultiN00b: fair and balanced card right there
LRRbot: Magus of the Balance [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Balance: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Paranundrox: !card Magus of Balance
LRRbot: Magus of the Balance [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | {4}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Balance: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Dix: sick
niccus: a symmetrical and fair effect
DigitalSeahorse: Yennet the menace, slightly less annoying than the kid upstairs with the jumping problem :P
Austere_Squire: Oh
Austere_Squire: Ben wants that to die, I'd wager
Night_xD: poor boi
Paranundrox: I mean, it will die next turn :P
Austere_Squire: fair :p
Austere_Squire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:45.
Austere_Squire: Blue makes a long game
Paranundrox: Wheeler has the least I think
Austere_Squire: even without trickery, there's less aggression and straight up removal/going for people
Hexy_Lexy234: @Austere_Squire i had a kess deck that could win on turn 5 regularly
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LRRbot: Army of the Damned [5BBB] | Sorcery | Create thirteen tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Flashback {7}{B}{B}{B}
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerDroopy
Paranundrox: that's a nonbo with Balance :P
Hexy_Lexy234: wheelerDroopy
EOstby: Who would win, 100 Godzillas or one Almighty Brushwagg?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG wheelerDroopy
Professor_Rakor: tapped by the way
BigBenS221: Brushwagg
Paranundrox: gotta love Instant Speed Balance though
raven534: Depends on the mana available
ComradeMik: oh hey, there's the cranberries reference
Professor_Rakor: this....makes magus interesting
Paranundrox: don't let that Magus Linger wheelerKappa
ComradeMik: draw cards, ben, you coward
Hexy_Lexy234: "do i wanna keep drawing cards?" ben ulmer (2020)
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Paranundrox: Bengineering can't block Warriors wheelerKappa
Raithencore235: Growth Spiral? What is this, Standard!
Paranundrox: I mean, that's an accurate Chat impression at least :P
ComradeMik: @Paranundrox ayy
Paranundrox: inaccurate call and all wheelerKappa
Serpens77: Wheeler casts Shame Concede
Himyul: time for the shame lrrSCOOP
Paranundrox: Tap Tap Unsleeve
Hexy_Lexy234: "untap, untap, untap" i didnt know serge got 3 untap steps Kappa
LRRbot: Stunt Double [3U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | Flash / You may have Stunt Double enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.
SwankyFlea: H U B R I S
PatFromIT: wheelerHub
Hexy_Lexy234: who's Hugh Bris? :P
Austere_Squire: is ben going to mill
LadyLockwood92: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #6194: "Dogs are basically superheroes." —Bengineering [2019-07-02]
azureHaights: Niv M'Islet
Austere_Squire: wait, does ben have a Niv somehow?
ComradeMik: mill the bengineer!
Paranundrox: @Austere_Squire he's Stunt Doubling Niv
Austere_Squire: ahhhh
Paranundrox: prep the wheelerHub chat :P
Austere_Squire: I love the ooze just in the middle of his board
Austere_Squire: just happy to be here
DRMagnify: !card mizzium meddler
LRRbot: Mizzium Meddler [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/4] | Flash / When Mizzium Meddler enters the battlefield, you may change a target of target spell or ability to Mizzium Meddler.
LRRbot: Mizzium Meddler [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/4] | Flash / When Mizzium Meddler enters the battlefield, you may change a target of target spell or ability to Mizzium Meddler.
revjakenash: wheelerDroopy
sentientstump73: this game is wild
viridimayai: Ben, stop Flashing on Twitch
steven_strangle: This game has been utterly nuts
Krokaar: this is so hawt ben, wtb list
ComradeMik: ben playing "oops all answers, except to mill"
Austere_Squire: basically nothing had come off the board
zkillzzz: you have alot of answers when you draw 80 cards
Paranundrox: where's that Forced Fruition :P
Austere_Squire: "Draw your last pathetic card, Yugi!"
BigBenS221: Did the Rashi Trigger ever get resolved?
ArchRequiemD: send perilous myr to its death
Hexy_Lexy234: here lies Ben Ulmers hopes and dreams
L3gume: that rashmi trigger has never resolved
Professor_Rakor: don't forget your niv mizzet pings ulmer
Paranundrox: @BigBenS221 I think they may have forgotten it
JackRailroad3: Is that patrick skryfish?
Krokaar: if I mill myself, its a personal victory for me
SiegeofTeddyBears: !stormcount
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 150 (new subscribers: 45, returning subscribers: 105, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 21112, new followers: 28
zkillzzz: niv mizzet triggers
Terradana: niv mizzle ping triggers
TheNerdWonder: does the legendary rule not exist anymore?
control_rig: Niv ping's off that draw
Super_Sophomoric: niv mizzet pointing at niv mizzet
Paranundrox: @TheNerdWonder it's per player
hyaundredneer: Mizzium Meddler? Is that how you sort of spellskite without spellskite?
ComradeMik: legend rule is only for each player
Paranundrox: did Ben draw off the Howling Mine?
Austere_Squire: The last commander game i played, I had some lifegain and the game ended when one of my opponents used Niv and Curiosity to kill everyone else
hyaundredneer: !card spellskite
LRRbot: Spellskite [2] | Artifact Creature — Horror [0/4] | {U/P}: Change a target of target spell or ability to Spellskite.
Austere_Squire: but couldn't get me so they just milled themself
fransuez: Howling mine
LoadingReadyRun: I just realized: is Mizzium something Niv Mizzet invented and named after himself?
MuffinsOnAHill: Long gone are the days where Phantasmal Image was a removal spell.
fransuez: Mine trigger
SnivianMoon: Did Ben draw off howling mine?
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun or someone else invented and Niv stole the name for
Terradana: wait what?
fransuez: Ben forgot mine draw
Paranundrox: "it's Mizzium now, thanks"
arrowbounce: The fricking Izzet guild is something Niv Mizzet invented and named after himself.
ComradeMik: @LoadingReadyRun almost certainly. he has an ego almost as big as he is
Purplesnap: Ben needs to draw for Howling Mine
Krokaar: lulwut
littleblueboxes: Oh sweet, I've never been in time for a Friday Night Paper fight, guess I need to catch up
fransuez: Howling mine draw
Professor_Rakor: quick serge, use azcanta to save wheeler
LucasTheDrgn: this kills the ben
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, Niv-Mizzet naming things after himself is traditional.
azureHaights: This kills the Wheeler.
TheNerdWonder: huh. when did that change? *googles* 2013....that would explain some confusion over the past couple days
Austere_Squire: I want Ben to mill to lose the game, much as I love him
Paranundrox: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
Austere_Squire: God, Ben has so much land
steven_strangle: How long before Niv renames Ravnica after himself now that he's the living embodiment of the Guildpact
historyman_admu: serge can activate spire
Paladia_Gorom: @LoadingReadyRun i am pretty sure it is a naturally occuring metal on Ravnica that Niv-Mizzet named after himself
SiegeofTeddyBears: @loadingreadyrun Niv did invent it and named it after himself. He got bored at a meeting, inscribed the formula onto a water drop, then burned everyone at the meeting because he was so bored.
LoadingReadyRun: Welcome to RavNivica!
stizzet: how many cards are left in Ben's deck?
LadyLockwood92: Well, he is one of the oldest beings on Ravnica. Who's left to call him out on it?
Paranundrox: Stunt Double that's on Niv?
ComradeMik: biv trigger on cryptic
ComradeMik: *niv trigger
Paranundrox: no Commander is Combat Damage
LoadingReadyRun: I bet Niv Mizzet really has a stunt double
Paranundrox: it's always been Combat Damage, yeah
Austere_Squire: I love Serge playing Commander
LadyLockwood92: Pretty sure that came up last time this happened.
Paladia_Gorom: if we are being honest I don't think it would be healthy to disagree with Niv-Mizzet
Professor_Rakor: once again, ladies and gentlemen, Serge "Is that how this works?" Yager
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun If he did, his whole War storyline wouldn't have happened
ComradeMik: or draw a single card
stizzet: @austere_squire yes! always something entertaining
Vezon46: the only otbital laser allowed to kill people in commander is aetherflux resevoir
LadyLockwood92: @paladia_gorom It does tend to lead to a serious case of Exploding.
ComradeMik: @djalternative but his whole plan relied on him dying
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben trying to killing Ben? Is this CaniBENism?
Bladinus: @djalternative , what story line? have we learned how he died yet?
ComradeMik: so he could get resurrected as the guild pact
kumatsu: Ben never asked for this
SiegeofTeddyBears: Return to Kaladesh. Aetherflux Orbital Laser.
ComradeMik: niv got killed by one of the god eternals
Paladia_Gorom: @LadyLockwood92 in my commander experience that tends to be true
bennguyen200: @MuffinsOnAHill lol
historyman_admu: you are not the hero here friend
Dog_of_Myth: Ben "Not the enemy but the hero" Ulmer
BigBenS221: @Bladinus Niv fought Nicol Bolas to delay him and died
LRRbot: Nightpack Ambusher [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Flash / Other Wolves and Werewolves you control get +1/+1. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
SpyCactus: bedgarLeagle BibleThump bedgarReagle
Paladia_Gorom: @ComradeMik he got better though!
SpyCactus: bedgarLeagle laviniMath bedgarReagle
djalternative: If niv could have avoided death, I'm sure he would've
Dog_of_Myth: But Niv got better
ComradeMik: he sure did
hidingbox: Ulmer going to deck?
niccus: great cut
ShifuDaxiongmao: Nice cut
Austere_Squire: Kathleen, make him draw 10. You know you want to~
AdamYMHMI: I mean, he got much better, guildpact and all
philippekav: dang Wheeler has 3 arms
Bladinus: @BigBenS221 interesting, thanks.
CastleOtranto: Did... did another hand come in and cut Wheeler's deck?
LadyLockwood92: Niv-Mizzet also stabbed Nicol Bolas with one of the God-Eternal's spears.
DaSunao: Bengineering claiming to be a hero, but this is what he does on stream https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousHelpfulShrewNotLikeThis
SpookySpaghooti: Is this game 2 or still game 1?
fransuez: As the premiere lands pilot I thought wheeler would like lands
LoadingReadyRun: @CastleOtranto don't worry about it
MuffinsOnAHill: Oh this is sweet
ComradeMik: @djalternative his big brain play was to die in a moment of crisis, leaving clues for the guilds to follow to resurrect him as the guild pact.
LRRbot: Infinite Reflection [5U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Infinite Reflection enters the battlefield attached to a creature, each other nontoken creature you control becomes a copy of that creature. / Nontoken creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of enchanted creature.
CastleOtranto: @LoadingReadyRun Whew. Okay.
hyaundredneer: I just realized that this is like that one game w/ Adam and the Desecrator and everyone else was playing red. But now everyone here is more or less playing blue...how's that working for us, chat?
ComradeMik: because he hated having jace as the living guild pact
Paladia_Gorom: @LadyLockwood92 (in the voice) actuuualy he stabbed him with Hazorets spear, who wasn't a god-eternal
LRRbot: Breaching Hippocamp [3U] | Creature — Horse Fish [3/2] | Flash / When Breaching Hippocamp enters the battlefield, untap another target creature you control.
Paranundrox: Breaching Hippocampus has FLYING? wheelerKappa
viridimayai: untap the ghost!
SpyCactus: Things seem to be going welk for ben
LadyLockwood92: How the heck did he get Hazoret's spear? Surely she would have been back on Amonkhet?
djalternative: @ComradeMik yeah but if you're the control freak that niv is, you don't leave anything to idiots unless you absolutely have to.
ComradeMik: @LadyLockwood92 chandra and a couple of others used the portal to go to amonket, and hazoret gave them the spear
Uzumaki15: Ben's Deck is so cool, but it's looking like he needs Thassa's Oracle/Labman/LabJace if he'
SpyCactus: "Silence means you concede" bedgarLUL
ComradeMik: @djalternative true, i guess
LadyLockwood92: Huh, fair enough
RothonWylar: nah just need a craterhoof
PaperDoopliss: Badda bing, fuhgeddaboutit
SiegeofTeddyBears: Return to the return to the return of Ravnica. Niv Mizzet uses his new Guildpact powers to say "Everyone is now Me."
stizzet: I was just thinking the same thing @uzumaki15
LRRbot: Merfolk Sovereign [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/2] | Other Merfolk creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Target Merfolk creature can't be blocked this turn.
imaperson333: so if Niv is the guildpact, does he still lead izzet?
Hexy_Lexy234: "i shouldve put better cards in my deck" is the biggest mood
Vezon46: jokes on wheeler. he just said what
ComradeMik: @imaperson333 no, ral is now izzet guild leader
SiegeofTeddyBears: @imaperson333 ral took charve
Diabore: recall targets
Paladia_Gorom: @LadyLockwood92 i honestly couldn't tell you, i would guess that Samut gave it to him
Paranundrox: 11 I think?
MuffinsOnAHill: Such damage!
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, as Guildpact, Niv is legally prohibited from being the Izzet Guild leader.
MuffinsOnAHill: Much bop.
Professor_Rakor: Alright kathleen, flunge the mans.
Paranundrox: 13 Zombies with Vigilance and no combat damage taken
Paranundrox: seems dece
SpyCactus: Hadn't Niv basically retired anyway and put Ral in charge?
SiegeofTeddyBears: God this feels so weird. I just rebuilt the Locust God, and I didn't include Expansion/Explosion
LadyLockwood92: So there was this whole thing where Niv disappeared and died.
ComradeMik: @SpyCactus niv had taken a step back, so ral was doing a lot of the day to day. theory is that niv was trying to work out what bolas' plan
SiegeofTeddyBears: @spycactus He was busy working on his own projects to oversee guild stuff, so left ral as a proxy
Kyir: Yeah, but can you beat him in the game?
Krokaar: lets get bens real life total, his cards left XD
SpyCactus: @ComradeMik @SiegeofTeddyBears So in the day to day running of the guild, Niv not being head honcho makes zero difference then
Paladia_Gorom: Niv stopped leading the izzet to put him self in the postion where he could ressurect himself
Deftscythe: this isn't even his final form
Dog_of_Myth: Sandbags build a wall Ben!!
BoBrinkman: I taught my 8yo to say "buhhhhh". she apparently taught my wife. they are practicing piano. just heard two loud "buhhh!" from the front room
ComradeMik: @SpyCactus basically yeah. for everything but guild pact clauses
Leedopo: snerge heard 13? heck.
ComradeMik: the zambles have vigilance
historyman_admu: Everything has vigilance
ComradeMik: not any more
Professor_Rakor: ic, since we are in that main phase.....replay unicorn?
Dog_of_Myth: A tradition unlike any other....
theinvisiblevoice: should be attackers step
Uzumaki15: @benjamin_wheeler that's not true I remember killing you last in DC XD
ComradeMik: i mean, we're at the transition to the combat step
raven534: End of main
F1SHOR: ok i walked away for an hour came back and missed nothing?
raven534: Or not
Professor_Rakor: stakes couldn't be lower
LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
PhoenixMelior: When does ben have priority during kathleens main phase so she CAN recast the unicorn before attacks
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
LRRbot: Mystic Snake [1GUU] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Flash / When Mystic Snake enters the battlefield, counter target spell.
Super_Sophomoric: sheesh
PhoenixMelior: Like im so comfused
Paladia_Gorom: got em!
Terradana: "you can replay the unicorn if you want"
Terradana: Kappa
raven534: Ben did the snap after attacks were "declared" so it's fine
xXAYAYAXx: AYAYA
Professor_Rakor: also animatou activating before attacks?
L3gume: Wheeler's bursts of laughter make me happy
Dog_of_Myth: It's on brand
p3nguinkin: lol
Mister_Hush: Canadian Magic is just MtG but you apologize for your deck full of value
leebenningfield: referring to somebody byt their full twitch URL is great
MFT_Manny: @benjamin_wheeler he's trying to prove to Olivia he aint a soft boi
LRRbot: Mirror Match [4UU] | Instant | Cast this spell only during the declare blockers step. / For each creature attacking you or a planeswalker you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature and that's blocking that creature. Exile those tokens at end of combat.
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerBless slytqDance
TheMortarPod: gain -1 life
Paladia_Gorom: we are reaching peak commander
Professor_Rakor: alright serge, just draw 19 cards
MuffinsOnAHill: Counter Snake. Counter Snake. Does whatever a Counter Snake does. Can it snake? Can it nope? Yes it can, it's counter snake. Lookout! It's Counter Snake
SpoonfullOfSugar: don't think of it as taking damage, think of it as being given damage
Paladia_Gorom: it is so weird not watching people win through infinite combos
Bladinus: we go together!
BigBenS221: @PhoenixMelior by the rules it would be Kathleen saying "I'm going to combat" and then everybody gets priority before she declares attackers. It got confusing and slightly feel bad because in casual games the announcement of go to combat is often skipped and attackers are just announced
JaysonMaxwell: Ah - "that" kind of alliance.
Comeback323: more of a pact than alliance
Terradana: ah yes, death pact
LRRbot: Crystal Ball [3] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Scry 2.
Bearudite: Ben-icide
Terradana: uh oh
Dog_of_Myth: !findcard death pact
PhoenixMelior: @bigbens221 yes, but kathleen can't cast creature spells without flash after she's moved to combat and before she attacks
LRRbot: Ghirapur Orrery [4] | Artifact | Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, that player draws three cards.
Earthenone: !card death pact
LRRbot: Deathpact Angel [3WBB] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying / When Deathpact Angel dies, create a 1/1 white and black Cleric creature token. It has "{3}{W}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return a card named Deathpact Angel from your graveyard to the battlefield."
control_rig: That's a Riverwheel Aerialist name if I ever hear one
PhoenixMelior: Whch is what happened
djalternative: twitch was freaking out on me. What happened to kathleen's unicorn?
seismiclawns: wait is this the first game?
Terradana: @djalternative she played it and ben counteered it
control_rig: Girrirpurrr Orrerrerry
Kyir: @seismiclawns Yup
ShaneLeeAtk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:05:18.
LadyLockwood92: I don't think they're gonna be doing a game 2.
LRRbot: Thirst for Knowledge [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
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seismiclawns: I attended my lgs's digital fnm and got dinner
hyaundredneer: But what if nobody wins? Wouldn't that be ironic and self-defeating to the color philosophy of blue against itself?
LadyLockwood92: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #5416: "'Sorry could you say something a little less disgusting?' 'Absolutely not, no.'" —Cori and Kathleen [2018-10-18]
benjamin_wheeler: @PhoenixMelior in order to prevent the triggered ability of unicorn, you need to remove it/commander before combat, so youve gotta do it during main
Hexy_Lexy234: "go for kathleen! ...i go after wheeler"
Kyir: WOW
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
l0rdrollin: serge forgetting the rules of commander has become a staple of these streams
control_rig: Ben! Jees
Dog_of_Myth: lrrJUDGE
Diabore: wonder if eserge has kitchen finks Kappa
Dix: "This isn't the 100 card format im used to playing"
Nepeanotcanada: Kappa
seismiclawns: Kathleen "It's not" De Vere
Hexy_Lexy234: lrrWOW
PolyGryph: Serge "This is Commander Damage By the Way" Yager
benjamin_wheeler: @PhoenixMelior then since its still main, Kathleen still has priority
Mr_Horrible: benginRage
p3nguinkin: still waiting for Serge to play Kitchen Finks in his RU deck...
lochnessseammonster: got em benginDab
DaSunao: lrrJUDGE roast
Mr_Horrible: He's roasting the poor man
Hexy_Lexy234: i wouldnt be so ashamed of serge if he wasnt a judge
SpyCactus: laviniFine Wheeler is in a tight spot
BigBenS221: @PhoenixMelior Short cut in the rules, If an effect would trigger in the beginning of combat phase that would benefit the active player it is assumed that the effect the non-active player is taking place at the end of the active players main phase. After all effects have resolved the game resumes in the active player's main phase
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
PhoenixMelior: @benjamin_wheeler i just missed when ben got priority during her main i guess.
L3gume: @SpyCactus I think you mean dead
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
Mr_Horrible: Ah yes, "Durst Fur <German word for knowledge>"
benjamin_wheeler: @PhoenixMelior yeah it isnt exactly intuitive, and tbh doesnt come up a lot
seismiclawns: serge out here playing walk tribal
LadyLockwood92: lrrSPOOP
redyounglink: commander dommage
SpyCactus: Actually, @benjamin_wheeler, I think you will find the card is in plane modern german, not old german
PolyGryph: @PhoenixMelior each player gets priority before moving to the next phase
Uzumaki15: Howling Mine
Professor_Rakor: howling mine draw
Himyul: howling mine?
L3gume: h o w l i n g m i n e
Uzumaki15: Ben take one
SpyCactus: @L3gume 1 is not 0
Tingeltangelibach: @Mr_Horrible Durst nach Wissen ;) or better Wissensdurst
PhoenixMelior: @polygryph i know. Again, kathleen does not get to cast spells at sorcery speed in that time
Hexy_Lexy234: "i ping wheeler" is that commander damage? Kappa
Professor_Rakor: So.....does ben just have nexus in his deck?
Uzumaki15: Could Ben have gotten there?
matufin0: you know what card would save ben here, feldon cane.
Mr_Horrible: @Tingeltangelibach LUL I'll have to take your word for it. Haven't done any German since high school.
itsr67: it's a 2/2, because balance
PolyGryph: @PhoenixMelior After Ben casts his spell, each player gets another round of priority before the next phase. Each player must pass priority before the next phase begins
queenfounder: WE know this serge
Terradana: mur der *gasp* judas no!
LRRbot: Great Oak Guardian [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [4/5] | Flash / Reach / When Great Oak Guardian enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls get +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap them.
arrowgrut: MrrrrrrrNo
CastleOtranto: Back in the day, EVERY deck I built had Feldon's Cane in it. I didn't know why that was bad.
benjamin_wheeler: Hey chat, pretty sure we don't need to keep pestering someone after the rules have been clarified. One time is enough, and anything further isn't needed
RothonWylar: thunk
queenfounder: !card feldon
LRRbot: Did you mean: Feldon of the Third Path; Feldon's Cane
Tingeltangelibach: @Mr_Horrible Haha LUL I'm german ^^
p3nguinkin: Balance in response?
Dish_KP: @benjamin_wheeler This is why you deserve the W. GO WHEELER!
queenfounder: !card feldon’s
LRRbot: Feldon's Cane [1] | Artifact | {T}, Exile Feldon's Cane: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.
punmaster10: !card Feldon's Cane
LRRbot: Feldon's Cane [1] | Artifact | {T}, Exile Feldon's Cane: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.
PhoenixMelior: I missed an interaction. Please stop pestering me with unhelpful answers
EOstby: Lightform also has lifelink, fwiw.
TalisKanju: "11 Smallest Homies"
Raithencore235: Who is the cute friend on the top left of Serge's screen?
PolyGryph: @PhoenixMelior it works like this, in long form. Kathleen would like to move to beginning of combat, passes priority to Serge, who passes to Ben. Ben casts his spell. Since Ben didn't pass priority, it starts over at Kathleen again, who now has the ability to cast her spell.
Professor_Rakor: so she is dead, what can she kill with blocks for funzies
seismiclawns: 11 * 3 is indeed lethal
Terradana: @p3nguinkin 1 mana too short
xXAYAYAXx: paul is a god
p3nguinkin: Curses!!!
code1300: Ooze
hidingbox: Time to balance?
CastleOtranto: You can't HANDLE my 11 smallest homies, traveller
SpyCactus: @benjamin_wheeler Have you built a windfall tribal deck for commander by any chance?
PhoenixMelior: @polygryph i just saud to stop.
LadyLockwood92: Kathleen doesn't have the mana to balance.
kerbalized_: oooh
PolyGryph: I was already finished typing when you asked, sorry.
Paranundrox: yeah. Balance Magus is 4W to activate
itsr67: ben's packing ben bens
ultimateo1231: Guardian untaps your creatures so it would be better to do it after you declare attacks and it would be extra better after declare blocks
Professor_Rakor: relevant...should those attacking creatures be tapped? or does he have something for vigilance
Electrodyne: Yeah Ben didn't mention his Adorable Ooze at all
LadyLockwood92: Uh, that's his son.
Professor_Rakor: I mean he could flash it in after attacks to untap them
EmoMcHipster: Board states like this are why I don't play webcam magic. Trying to keep track of this spikes my anxiety
ultimateo1231: Ya I think that's what he meant Proffesor_Rakor
distrustingspectator: He's got a handful of Ben-ben's
MuffinsOnAHill: No, I shoot Ben!
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler sounded so betrayed.
Electrodyne: Ben should auction that at Desert Bus
maywecomein: Wait this is still game one?
Kyir: Will Ben live? Find out next episode!
Mr_Horrible: mizzS
seismiclawns: I like how wheeler is alive by pure shock value
TheMortarPod: Our hero lives to live another.... wait.... day
riking27: LUL
viridimayai: How did Ben convince Serge he wasn't the biggest threat?! I am so confused...
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "Always at the mercy of other people" Wheeler :D
TheMortarPod: an emotional rollercoaster
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler please, you can't unleash that much power!
Himyul: shouldn't the ooze be sideways?
RothonWylar: kathleen is mathmatically dead
historyman_admu: @viridimayai thinking of the same thing
Professor_Rakor: did the spooky ghost (ie. slime) attack?
Terradana: @viridimayai with serge alive ben gets decked vv quickly
LadyLockwood92: Like, he literally can't.
sentientstump73: nice hand, wheeler
benjamin_wheeler: Them: "Ugh that Wheeler always plays powerful busted combo urgh gotta kill him first" Me: "hehe Kamigawa legends go brrrrr"
F1SHOR: How could you ben!
ritchards: Kathleen is just dead here
Dog_of_Myth: Ben you monster
Hexy_Lexy234: ben, how could you forget about your precious son?!
LadyLockwood92: @benjamin_wheeler They do do that~
sentientstump73: lol, kamigawa legends for life
garunkl: no they didnt ben
p3nguinkin: Looking at this board has me itching to cast a price of progress
SpyCactus: @benjamin_wheeler You were cast as the unbeatable blue control player for a reason, I suspect
swaggytaco: omg
Dog_of_Myth: Doggos
itsr67: LOL ben
riking27: classic
Serpens77: LUL
Professor_Rakor: RUFF
Mr_Horrible: @benjamin_wheeler no joke, when I started playing magic I thought he was utterly busted. Couldn't read *or* evaluate cards, apparently :p
MadWolf1290: BEN
F1SHOR: wheelerPog wheelerPog
hidingbox: the reflection from the glass
TheMortarPod: when wheeler wins, the torment of leaving him alive will be the others moment of Hubris
djalternative: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Hexy_Lexy234: LUL Wheeler
LadyLockwood92: Ah, the perfect board state.
BigBenS221: what the hell Wheeler
PhoenixMelior: Classic wheeler
BTC1220: Is this... Art?
Electrodyne: Adorable Ooze is 7/7 with that +2/+2
TheMortarPod: wheelerPig wheelerPig
queenfounder: What blocked the ooze?
SpyCactus: CAT!
LucasTheDrgn: meow!
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Terradana: CAT
Kyir: cat
Hexy_Lexy234: C A T
p3nguinkin: Mulder!!!
Super_Sophomoric: Kitty
Himyul: meow
L3gume: wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldce
62MGcobra: elfunkCat
TheSquash_: cat PogChamp
hidingbox: Its Mulder!
hijinx18: CAT
MadWolf1290: She's already dead Ben
riking27: m ulder!
LadyLockwood92: Cat~!
SpyCactus: laviniHype laviniHype laviniHype
Scar_Red_Tiger: FReedom
TheMortarPod: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
itsr67: wheelerMuldce
viridimayai: CATTE
de_greninja: wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldp
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler you're not first!
v_nome: vnomeCat
CastleOtranto: KITTY
SpyCactus: bedgarLeagle laviniHype bedgarReagle
PatFromIT: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
MuffinsOnAHill: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
TheMortarPod: wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldp
LadyLockwood92: Kathleen has been banished to the land of wind and ghosts.
yay2727: serge at a cas 37
StalinRuSH: spoilers
Krokaar: someone call venom iron man
p3nguinkin: he has a mulder!!!
seismiclawns: Ben "Please Ignore Me" Wheeler
TheMortarPod: travel back in time to the future to save her?
punmaster10: aaah my favorite reference
itsr67: wheeler dies to a stiff breeze
LadyLockwood92: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #5908: "The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge." —Wheeler [2019-03-16]
Kumakaori: XD. omg im dyin'here XD.
PatFromIT: That's not true wheeler, you have a mutavault!
theanthonydee: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #3879: "Don't worry, we're not live yet" —Serge [2017-01-20]
yay2727: !quote wheeler
Kyir: noooo
Kyir: our hero
hidingbox: lol
SpyCactus: ScaredyCat Kippa Keepo mcaT CoolCat DxCat
LadyLockwood92: D:
djalternative: stifel
TheMortarPod: hey ben, how many cards you got in library
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
yay2727: !quote serge
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST ssandSmart ssandDERP ssandRAINBOW ssandDETECTIVE ssandWOW ssandNOM
djalternative: stifel tower
itomeshi: what does Ben's playmat say?
de_greninja: 0-10 chance of winning huh Serge?
Professor_Rakor: sooo, asking for a friend....do we know if that spider related card is in ben's hand?
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerRanch wheelerMuldcb wheelerKappa
itomeshi: ie, Wheeler's
punmaster10: 7/10 chance imo
TheMortarPod: pact your own spell to make them draw more cards
LadyLockwood92: Wheelers? It's simultaneously a Neon Genesis Evangelion *and* a Frasier joke.
steven_strangle: I need the littlest homie you have. No, that's too little...
ComradeMik: Spiderman pointing meme
Pheonix888: did serge ping?
itomeshi: That's a deep cut
ritchards: I cast 5 instants and pass ;)
RothonWylar: i tihnk serge has had 100 cumulative life at this point
Kyir: pew pew pew
Mr_Horrible: Oh wow this is the first time I'm seeing Wheeler's playmat LUL
SpyCactus: Ben, recall is an excellent suggestion
TheMortarPod: any instant or sorcery
MuffinsOnAHill: If only you could, Ben.
itsr67: the one time where you ancestral your opponent for 3
dalek_kosh: No instants/sorceries?
l0rdrollin: kathleen going straight to unsleeve
Kumakaori: XD wheeler teasing his ancestral XDXD
punmaster10: Adam is that you
TheMortarPod: He has a niv mizzet
DoctorHutch: how does he not have an instant or sorcery
kalku__: Flunge!
hidingbox: I mean Ben is just at 9, probably can just shoot him to death if necessary
m_logan2000: may just kill with damage
itsr67: F for Flash
LadyLockwood92: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #3436: "This is how you sous-vide a human." —Kathleen [2016-09-18]
MFT_Manny: @kalku__ nah, teh decking is the way to go
seismiclawns: tmw serge could totally just swing for lethal
p3nguinkin: just play an instant or sorcery serge *forhead*
djalternative: can serge not just swing? how many of those are creatures?
PhoenixMelior: Yeah i was just thinking about swinging lol
Rogue_07: Like, everything Ben has is tapped. Surely Serge has 9 power
Professor_Rakor: arachnogenesis
MFT_Manny: nooooooooo
MrUglama: serge's tapping of lands bothers me more than it should, are they tapped? untapped? who knows
Kyir: Settle!
PatFromIT: The fog we all know about maybe?
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Hexy_Lexy234: watch ben just have fog
itsr67: jeeze ben
Super_Sophomoric: ben has archnogenisis right?
Terradana: @Professor_Rakor if he does he dies
LucasTheDrgn: @Kyir ironically, settle kills him
Mr_Horrible: Attacking? With Niv-Mizzet? How *vulgar* DansGame
TheMortarPod: if he casts spells he draws cards
Professor_Rakor: i know, but it's funny
Kyir: @LucasTheDrgn Settle anyway!
viridimayai: arachnogenesis is in the graveyard
LadyLockwood92: Kathleen, I'm really looking forward to your Play It Forward~
Super_Sophomoric: ah thanks
Terradana: arachno is an instant, niv procs, he draws, then serge mills him
punmaster10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Kathleen's Island Tour (Kathleen and Cameron spend their Sunday afternoon in the world of ACNH. Game: Animal Crossing New Horizons) at Sun 12:00 PM PDT (1d, 15:31 from now).
arrowgrut: nice wheeler!
djalternative: @MrUglama we have a phrase that was even made into a button for it. "Weird tap but okay."
kalku__: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
KCazduke: Yeah Niv-Mizzet is great until he decks you.
Runlikethew1nd: Go out on ur own terms Ben
TheMortarPod: orrery aint a bell
chaostreader: Shouldn’t Ben’s stuff be untapped or did Seedborn Muse die?
hidingbox: Switch unboxing!!
LRRbot: Ghirapur Orrery [4] | Artifact | Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, that player draws three cards.
Diabore: SWITCH
Dix: haha slap that switch
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler XD
Kyir: Animal Crossing time!
bobateagaming: WHATS BEN DOING LMAO
PeterPomegranate: unbox
PatFromIT: Wheeler just flexing on us
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler with the live unboxing.
PhoenixMelior: Oh boy animal crossing time
itsr67: don't bait us like that wheeler
redyounglink: Excited for this unboxing stream.
glyndev: Is Ben finally opening the switch or is he just baiting us
Revenentforce: that was his switch unboxing stream
PeterPomegranate: I bet there is a Ben Ben in the box
bobateagaming: Cyndaquill PogChamp
Hadouken_lol_catz: cyndaquill <3
LadyLockwood92: Daw~
MrUglama: how about using the temple bells to get something?
SpyCactus: Read all the fun cards
p3nguinkin: wheeler starting up his own game on camera three
StalinRuSH: buhhhh
KCazduke: Is Wheeler just playing Pokemon now?
itsr67: ah yes, the two johto starters
bobateagaming: No Chikorita BibleThump
RothonWylar: oops
LadyLockwood92: The best Johto starter...and Cyndaquil
PhoenixMelior: Totodile best pokemon send tweet
KCazduke: Totodile wins
MuffinsOnAHill: So reading the card makes Serge forget the card.
Electrodyne: Ben Wheeler why are you not on Team 4x Malamar
bobateagaming: Chikorita is best starter
KCazduke: But Piplup is better
ritchards: !card howling mine
LRRbot: Howling Mine [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.
bobateagaming: turtwig is better than piplup
Terradana: turtwig best starter fight me
Bearudite: wow
viridimayai: he's right
Terradana: @bobateagaming hell yeah!
62MGcobra: lol
LadyLockwood92: Oh snap~!
LRRbot: Krosan Grip [2G] | Instant | Split second / Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
howdydowdy: CHIKORITA IS THE BEST!
KCazduke: Boooo, @bobateagaming because Piplup is superior to ALL OTHER STARTERS
Paladia_Gorom: the best starter is mudkip
Electrodyne: It's all about Malamar juicing up Necrozma, then saying "SPECIAL LAZOR" in a cheesy robot voice
Scar_Red_Tiger: BAyleef is the best of only starter line
LadyLockwood92: I like Poplio
howdydowdy: I love the look of Meganium
62MGcobra: oops all blue
Paladia_Gorom: that said the johto starters are the best trio
Runlikethew1nd: Turtwig best boi
KCazduke: Who would not want an adorable penguin that becomes a bad as heck Emporeon later?
bobateagaming: Turtwig is superior cause grass types are superior
TheMicah21: Doesn't sai have summoning sickness?
itsr67: wheeler what's you opinion on the current competitive pokemon scene
itsr67: your*
punmaster10: lethal
viridimayai: kill him with the myr serge!
BodaciousNia: wheeler making BIG statements
djalternative: sai isn't attacking
DaSunao: Imma let y'all finish, but there's a flaming kitten named Kitten and that's lit
itsr67: eyy
TheMicah21: my bad
Kyir: That was a game
Halvhir: katesGG
Himyul: game 2? Kappa
punmaster10: ggs
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KCazduke: Serge wins
bobateagaming: game 2?
Terradana: game 2? kappa
Paladia_Gorom: game 2!
Uzumaki15: Serge could also have activated the Bells before damage
punmaster10: lrrHEART lrrHEART
SpyCactus: Glad I showed up in time to catch everyone die
3and4fifths: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:26:15.
chaostreader: Did Ben not have a seedborn muse?
falingard: sensei's divining bottom
Runlikethew1nd: Wait this was game 1
bobateagaming: game 2 Kappa
Vezon46: so game 2?
LadyLockwood92: Haha...no.
Paladia_Gorom: Togekiss is everywher
Porsgaard81: Wauw, the sun is up here.
RothonWylar: game 3?
Kumakaori: next Friday!
orimazer: ah, completing the sensei cycle
KCazduke: Kathleen's deck was my jam
Paladia_Gorom: wait
orimazer: sensei's bottom
Bearudite: but what about Kathleen's deck?
Paladia_Gorom: flash
LadyLockwood92: I do think a deck a little more specifically built around Yennett is pretty good
Vezon46: @orimazer thats what they called me in highschool Kappa
Terradana: better check yourself before you deck yourself
p3nguinkin: ben showing off his tattoo of top with the correct art
Hexy_Lexy234: a kingdom of cards
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Electrodyne: Ben Wheeler : Top Guy
Terradana: Soon(tm)
BrokenGolem: i just got my order in yesterday!
BigBenS221: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
BrokenGolem: (as in it arrived)
bobateagaming: Me? Kappa
djalternative: I'm super antsy to get my Ikoria box
hyaundredneer: CMDR Sideboarding!? Wait, that's legal?
bobateagaming: i just got into stream
LadyLockwood92: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ijedi85: Bok critroleSubmit
Electrodyne: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
KCazduke: Thank you for being awesome
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "I like seeing my friends win the games" Wheeler :)
ijedi85: critroleDfmg
RothonWylar: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrAWESOME
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Electrodyne: sergeKappaccino sergeKappaccino sergeKappaccino
Tingeltangelibach: lrrHEART
KCazduke: Ben, Kathleen, Serge, Ben the Second
ijedi85: critroleDfmg critroleDfmg critroleDfmg
bobateagaming: Watch Ben pull out the 5 pieces of Exodia
LadyLockwood92: !quote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #4331: "The problem was either too much or not enough beer." —Paul [2017-07-28]
ijedi85: FortOne
de_greninja: sergePrideLove lrrHEART benginHeart
Super_Sophomoric: Thanks LRR team!
Terradana: pgeNice pgeNice pgeNice
RothonWylar: lrrHERE
BigBenS221: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrKATHLEEN lrrSERGE lrrBEN lrrGREED
Halvhir: katesWa katesOw
62MGcobra: lrrHERE
LadyLockwood92: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ShifuDaxiongmao: no no no.. we can't play favorites with the Bens... so they're Ben 1 and Ben A :P
DiscordianTokkan: katesNice
RothonWylar: almost 10 million views
djalternative: almost 10 mil views
bobateagaming: Ben Wheeler's life total is going up
ijedi85: critroleStay critroleTurnt
LadyLockwood92: A+ Segue
bobateagaming: is he gonna pull out the 5 pieces of Exodia now?
Fruan: Hand acting sub reads!
djalternative: you're fine for us kathleen
Naarius: lrrSPOOP
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bobateagaming: PogChamp
Professor_Rakor: well howdy ho there gamers
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerLoop
LadyLockwood92: Wheeler has inverted gravity
62MGcobra: the great ben swap
ijedi85: How is this draft format lol
Scar_Red_Tiger: The sweet baby Victor
bobateagaming: are y'all going to do a Quarantdraft?
eeeeetsben_1wk: Cheer 500
ijedi85: Sweet 4 way card slappin
djalternative: oh hey! Been's Ghost token is the sub bar tracker
62MGcobra: lol nice paul sweet sub tracker
Drathak: math gee K lol
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM #DOOMrhombus #BraiseCUDE
ritchards: ooze tracker!
queenfounder: Paul is THE best
DiscordianTokkan: That's Choice
Naarius subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
Naarius: I had an offer accepted for a house today. Let's hope this 13 is lucky!
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Fruan: Paul, you're amazing. lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL
ijedi85: Pinche paul
ijedi85: Jk
LadyLockwood92: Cheer100 Looking forward to your PIF! Kathleen~ lrrDARK
ShifuDaxiongmao: nooo... Paul also did an ooze thing.. XD
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerPog wheelerKappap wheelerBless wheelerKappa wheelerClown wheelerH
eeeeetsben_1wk: Cheer100 always a fan of the commander nights. I’m inspired to add more flash to my Rashmi deck now
djalternative: what's kathleen PIFing?
Drathak: Smoother. Jazzier
DigitalSeahorse: rudeHype rudeLove rudeOmg
ijedi85: There it is
LadyLockwood92: She's doing Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerH
Lithobraker: Kathleen's public radio voice is so good
ijedi85: Canadian farmer voice I think was the aim there
DigitalSeahorse: xD
62MGcobra: does serge want on quirpline?
ijedi85: Chat is hype critroleBrian
ShifuDaxiongmao: weather report us serge :D
donuts_are_holy: lrrDOTS sergeHeart lrrARROW
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Hexy_Lexy234: LUL
iLetTheDogesOut: LUL
Terradana: lrrDOTS pgeWow lrrARROW
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ShifuDaxiongmao: PERFECT! <3
ijedi85: There’s like three friends and one luggage not in the bottom right
DigitalSeahorse: that's not radio! lol
ijedi85: Boy
DiscordianTokkan: katesNice
donuts_are_holy: sergeGift sergeCounting sergeThankJo
ShifuDaxiongmao: DigitalSeahorse but it WAS great :D
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol
DaSunao: That works as I'm in Japan right now
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DigitalSeahorse: ShifuDaxiongmao it was!
Hexy_Lexy234: LUL WHEELER
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehhe Wheeler
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben "Good boy" Wheeler
LadyLockwood92: Will say, I do appreciate Ben's Pokémon shelf
donuts_are_holy: !raid
Fugi: you mean a bear economy?
SnowToad: Serge I <3 u
LadyLockwood92: !quote Kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #3600: "I didn't sniff any koala farts." —Kathleen [2016-11-12]
donuts_are_holy: !quote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #6619: "It ain't gonna get easier on the back side." —Paul [2019-12-11]
ijedi85: 76?
Hexy_Lexy234: im sorry, but i dont want anything milky to wash over me, serge
donuts_are_holy: Fallout 76?
Vezon46: ok but how about we dont have any milkylines on us
62MGcobra: WHEELER!!!
ijedi85: 76 cobra
Terradana: WHEELER
DigitalSeahorse: xD
sentientstump73: the game finally ended?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Wheeler takes the lead, making several of the others crack :D
sentientstump73: who won?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Chat was entertained, so we won the game.
Fruan: Isn't BNF just pirate radio? Kathleen just doing herself counts!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Dog_of_Myth: SPORTSBALL
raven534: Get the Noodle, Ben
Terradana: SHARK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ
Hexy_Lexy234: baby shark
ShifuDaxiongmao: there is something fishy about Serge...
Captainfuse: omgosh , serge is a fan of sharks!
DigitalSeahorse: props to LRR :P
Hexy_Lexy234: OMG BEN IM HOWLING
ShifuDaxiongmao: LOL
donuts_are_holy: sergeFuse sergeOffByOne
RockPusher: gabyLul
ShifuDaxiongmao: omg Kathleen
RockPusher: lrrDARK
DigitalSeahorse: lrrKATHLEEN ssandCOIN
de_greninja: NOW KISS
Naarius: The biggest mood
donuts_are_holy: lrrPAUL_TK lrrPAUL_TK lrrPAUL_TK lrrPAUL_TK lrrPAUL_TK lrrPAUL_TK
Vezon46 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Vezon46: im here for friendship
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DigitalSeahorse: Not lrrIAN
Elevation_4000_FT subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Elevation_4000_FT: 40 months, the 4 years!!
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Terradana: Scar red tiger i cant HEAARR YOUUUU
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LadyLockwood92: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #3327: "12-year-olds don't keep their porn under their bed. They keep it outside the house for plausible deniability." —Beej [2016-08-29]
Sgt_mentos: Hahaha
iLetTheDogesOut: LUL
Hexy_Lexy234: LUL
Sgt_mentos: Dying rn from Kathleen's Qwrp bit xD
Hexy_Lexy234: the bits the bits the bits
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN katesThank
Terradana: muted
ritchards: got mutedf
asthanius: Paul muted himself??
ShifuDaxiongmao: we got what?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL M
raven534: Paul?
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
asthanius: SERGE
KCazduke: Now go sleep
Terradana: serge ! no! go away!
DiscordianTokkan: Mulder!
asthanius: wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb
cryomancer20x6: Enhance
shiftless: cohhCheer cohhCheer cohhCheer cohhCheer
iLetTheDogesOut: MULDER
de_greninja: wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldce wheelerMuldp wheelerMuldce
LadyLockwood92: Cat!
v_nome: vnomeCat <3
Smartmonk3y: mulder!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldcb wheelerMuldr wheelerMuldr
KCazduke: CAT
hijinx18: CAT
RockPusher: wheelerMuldcb wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
KCazduke: Mulder and Baxter together pls
LadyLockwood92: A sudden Boi appears~
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's an island full of icecream
m_logan2000: just turnips
DigitalSeahorse: wheelerMuldce Mew
raven534: Not the switch one? Ok
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN_SG
LadyLockwood92: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
FenrisSchafer: sergeHolyMoly
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH
Terradana: ANDY
RockPusher: PogChamp
asthanius: Andy ate Jacob?
Mr_Horrible: sofiePog
TheSquash_: andy PogChamp
shiftless: Like.... THE Andy?
iLetTheDogesOut: SPOOPS
LadyLockwood92: Andy has consumed Jacob, as is his right.
DigitalSeahorse: Andy!!! ssandSPOOKED
DiscordianTokkan: WOW
DigitalSeahorse: Doll spider
Terradana: lrrSPOOP
LadyLockwood92: Oh dang, that's super double extra spooky
Naarius: hashtag benfears
iLetTheDogesOut: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: Ack ssandMOD
Vezon46: whats going on with MoC now that sercgegraft is wrapped up?
iLetTheDogesOut: byeeeee
Tingeltangelibach: lrrHEART
Terradana: okbyyyyyyeeee
DigitalSeahorse: katesThank katesThank katesThank
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
DigitalSeahorse: ssandZEN
ritchards: @Vezon46 they're doing some one offs until Minecraft Dungeons hits
hijinx18: thanks a lot
merrowMania: Thanks for having us!