TheThromborax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
TheThromborax: what flavor of Vanilla are they playing today? Anyone know?
FDR101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
Mangledpixel: boop
FDR101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (2m from now).
rocketjohn: Hello team MoC
malc: jlrrCool
djalternative: Hola friendos
TXC2: Hello Everybody
SnackPak_: sergeHi
djalternative: Do you think they're going to hit ~18 minutes?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (41s ago).
GapFiller: there a delay announcement just missed?
polaris415: playing the waiting game for James eh?
djalternative: that was around the benchmark for a decent time in an unknown seed last I checked
FDR101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (1m ago).
LoadingReadyRun: Calm down, it's 1 minute past :P
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
Bartlebad: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
polaris415: lrrSIGNAL
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
dragonbretheren: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: !picnic
lemmel: jlrrPillow lrrSIGNAL jlrrPillow
malc: jlrrFacepalm
theovenbird: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSLOTH lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
dragonbretheren: @GapFiller is something going to happen?
ghostvalv: poggies
Narcuru: my doggies
Nigouki: a speed run you say
djalternative: I'm rooting for sub 20 min
malc: gotta go jlrrFall
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virgil82: Mine O'Clock while working from home, the system works!
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AshBurnem: lrrHEART
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djalternative: what's everyone's bets for times?
TheThromborax: 3 hours even
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> If there's one thing James, Uno and Serge are good at, it's speed running Minecraft... right? Well, let's find out! It's time for Mine O'Clock :D ||
TheThromborax: most of that time spent finding and opening an end portal
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djalternative: that's abismilly long
howdoipunch: I bet exactly 1(one) stream
Alahmnat: happy Mineday chat
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Knitesage: Just saw the new crapshot
CrazymattCaptain: time to watch James die in silly ways
djalternative: Crapshot? Crapshot!
wynternyghtynggale: hi everyone! jlrrCool
atc927: Hello there, everyone!
TXC2: hello wynternyghtynggale welcome
Borgrim_: <message deleted>mein krãft
TheThromborax: It's going to be at least an hour before they can even start to look for a stronghold and then almost as long getting enough eyes to open it
FDR101: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge play Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (5m ago).
snowcookies: jlrrPunch jlrrFall jlrrBreak
TXC2: here we GO!
thefileclerk: who else saw the crapshot and then came straight here
atc927: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ghostvalv: jlrrPunch
djalternative: I was here and watched the new crapshot
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
polaris415: this intro is so good. like so good.
Shoki_Donai: Yes, just in time!
red_shoes_jeff: AND SERGE
dialMforMara: Hi friends
malc: sergeHi
wynternyghtynggale: jlrrFacepalm_FC jlrrFall_SO
TXC2: Hello dialMforMara welcome
MelSlashVin: I love that intro
SnackPak_: sergeHi
Chipton: So credits are the win state i imagine?
GapFiller: good afternoon evening James lrrJAMES lrrCOW jlrrPunch jlrrPillow jlrrIronball lrrHEART
thefileclerk: morn
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: hello James
red_shoes_jeff: Hi James.
TheWriterAleph: mornin, James!
Bartlebad: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
dialMforMara: How are you @txc2 ?
Yondaime233: Good morning Nsburg!
FDR101: sergeHi lrrJAMES
TXC2: Tiw's day
Alahmnat: hi James
atc927: Morning? It's 7 PM...
thefileclerk: tuesday is butts, butt this isnt
malc: sure is medium today
Stuemke subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Stuemke: Soap and water!
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Knitesage: Reeeeeeeeeeeeee morning james
MelSlashVin: Any amount is too much
ghostvalv: greater than 0
Pinwiz11: I'm past the coffee step, 5 hour energy starts in an hour :)
GapFiller: actually on that note its after 6 but still the very picture of sunny afternoon so is it evening yet?
Knitesage: No
atc927: Just drink black tea.
TXC2: dialMforMara a little down today, lets hope Minecraft picks me up :) how about you?
djalternative: Yes. I am heathen
Bartlebad: If you're GOING to sin......
Shoki_Donai: I've totally done that with my tea.
GapFiller: tea person this conversation means nothing
theinvisiblevoice: can't have too much cream
Mangledpixel: boop
FDR101: FINALLY, James is admitting he's a monster
wynternyghtynggale: I just use it for cooking later
mtvcdm: Fill this coffee with cream
snowcookies: I don't cream my coffee
virgil82: And then you're like 'I live here now.'
thefileclerk: on the monster scale, where is drinking cold coffee?
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Titan457: Hah, you all drink coffee
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I like my sugar with coffee and cream
TXC2: Serge is at home shuddering and he doesn't know why Kappa
Amentur: Take a good sip, then add more coffee TPFufun
Stuemke: Stim-key <3
Alahmnat: @thefileclerk somewhere at or around drinking cold tea
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Ravynn: Morning James and Friends! We're HERE
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Jogela: So can James, Uno or Serge do this faster than 45 mins
RomanGoro: How about carrots and milk?
TheRealYoshimon: sugar+ cream gang rise up
Blythus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
Blythus: Speedrunning minecraft? Okay, I HAVE to see this.
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snowcookies: Damn, I have intergallactic in my head now
wynternyghtynggale: jlrrFacepalm_FC jlrrFall_SO
mtvcdm: I mean, Beastie Boys is fitting right now, as we're about to get biz on the crops.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun did you ever see the Fight For Your Right Redux short film they put out?
TXC2: AppleTV: 'cause streaming is just Cable now
TheWriterAleph: hello friends!
red_shoes_jeff: Hi Whiskers, hi Uno!
TXC2: Hello Serge and Uno
Zaghrog: Is it the all cheevos achievement speed run?
malc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
malc: Gotta go jlrrFall
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TXC2: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
thefileclerk: a serge appears
Bartlebad: Going for sub 23 min Random Seed? lrrBEEJ
FDR101: Hi everyone
GapFiller: then again on the occasions bother w/ coffee my usual strategy is plenty of cream x sugar
GapFiller: general rule of thumb is whether or not can stand a spoon in the mug
ghostvalv: :O
Mangledpixel: truely rockstar-level life-living
djalternative: Rock Stars do not wake up at 6AM Serge
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Strait black or glorified milkshake. There is no in-between for me.
TXC2: not enough cocaine to be rock star Kappa
GapFiller: rock stars generally go to sleep at 6am
Cepsys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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ChrisGMiller: that's barely Folk Rock star
rocketjohn: and some vodka
djalternative: Rock Stars wake up at 2 PM by a bucket of water
BrookJustBones: a rockstar would be awake at 6AM
thefileclerk: butt chug coffee
thefileclerk: wake your ass up
Bartlebad: What does Yoshimon digivolve into?
mtvcdm: SpeedrunOneWord
GapFiller: Serge rockstars goto bed at 6am accountants getup at 6am
Lovrokorpar: Are you flour gang??
MelSlashVin: It extremely bothers me that James' cam border cuts the logo off at the bottom
Lovrokorpar: floor*
snowcookies: I've never even "beat" minecraft
djalternative: @BrookJustBones nah. they usually pass out by 5
Mangledpixel: do you have a onscreen timer ready?
atc927: seedless?
ghostvalv: gdqFAST
snowcookies: we will time you
Mangledpixel: aww
SnackPak_: What about your splits? lrrBEEJ
Camail: everyone start up your own Wsplit
Lovrokorpar: FLOOR GANG?
mtvcdm: And the hell of it is, Minecraft originally didn't have a win condition at all.
Alahmnat: @snowcookies *stomp stomp clap*
Camail: we'll time it for them
Ranneko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
Ranneko: Minecraft: Too Mine Too Furious
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thefileclerk: unarmeGameplay
atc927: Will you submit your time?
Arclight_Dynamo: Mine! Mine! Mine!
interiorexplosion: Is this a "blind" speedrun or do you have a rough idea of how you're going to go about it?
TheAinMAP: Wow.
TheWriterAleph: Smash! That! Record!
northos: back to back WR days let's go :P
Jogela: Time to 3 pro players to beat a record
beowuuf: nor like rng god
Tzarl: well theres three of you so you should get it in 15 minutes then right? XD
thefileclerk: PowerUpL Squid3 PowerUpR
TXC2: so normal is 2.5 times harder then easy?
rocketjohn: well first, you need a standup and a kanban board.
rocketjohn: #projectManager
atc927: You should totally submit your time to
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
sheqesi: Yay!
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TXC2: speed rum is something VERY different Kappa
Mangledpixel: are you allowing seed-snooping maps?
northos: I could go for some speed rum tbh
Arclight_Dynamo: "Someone" = Serge.
djalternative: You only need 2 ender pearls and math to find a stronghold, Serge. @LoadingReadyRun
TXC2: yes.....math
atc927: I wouldn't recommend it tho: Drink your rum normally, and not ASAP. It takes away all the good things of rum.
wynternyghtynggale: did someone say jlrrFall_SO
djalternative: finding line intersects isn't hard!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Speedwalk"
Mangledpixel: djalternative I am confident in the first of those, not so much in the second
Bartlebad: Just win before the commercial break lrrBEEJ
TXC2: it's a run, speedily
Eklinaar: Minecraft Powerwalk
BoblinTheGoblin69: anything is a smoke machine if you try hard enough
malc: Meander-run
SnackPak_: a new category for runs with a mandatory break
Bravely: It's like speedwalking, but faster
Mister_Hush: speedrun all one word
Alahmnat: a jaunt
Mangledpixel: speedsaunter
djalternative: a brisk run
dabomb1313: That’s a DPK minus!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: lrrSERGE_SO lrrJAMES_SO
polaris415: are you going to kill the dragon with beds or bows?
Mangledpixel: speedmosey
Tarkis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
Tarkis: Looking forward to this speed jog.
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Jogela: Punch the ground!
atc927: Isn't Minecraft about mining?
wynternyghtynggale: so speed run punch a chunk
TheRealYoshimon: and crafting
Jogela: James's true element
atc927: Maybe something like crafting too... not sure about that tho
polaris415: kill the dragon with beds?
TXC2: mining? in Mine O'clock? absurd
Borgrim_: Good Timeout SeemsGood
Nigouki: Minecraft is for punching chunks jlrrPunch
TheRealYoshimon: they do the big explode in the end
TheThromborax: aren't enderman spawns random?
Bravely: Objectives: 1) Play Minecraft 2) Watch Top Gear 3) Get pig
TheThromborax: how do you 'make' them spawn?
polaris415: i want to watch everyone blow up :P
TheRealYoshimon: we all do
SnackPak_: I mean, that sounds pretty entertaining
djalternative: you can blow up and win if you sleep next to the portal
dishdosh2012: what the
rogerivany: I kinda want to see people blow up.
GreenMittenz: I mean you have 3 players... sounds like 3 chances to get the beds right
dishdosh2012: soap and water
randomizedperson: are glitches/exploits such as item duplication going to be used?
malc: !findquote secret
LRRbot: Quote #5508: "Reveal to me your secret desires!" —Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
djalternative: glitchless
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
atc927: No stone tools! Just wood.
MelSlashVin: I would love that as an alternate event - speedrun where the seed is public and everyone works together to help the streamers
TheRealYoshimon: sounds like 3 chances to get it wrong too
Mangledpixel: so, chat, what do you think: who is going to die first, and how long will it take?
snowcookies: lrrbot will help!
snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: Don't check the tweets, they are lies.
Bravely: Can we know the seed afterwards?
malc: mangledpixel: James, by falling, 5 minutes
TXC2: sage advice there
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
Eklinaar: James absolutely will die first in the first 15 minutes
mtvcdm: LRRBot, predictions for this run?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2532: "Actually, there's a safer way for me to do this..." —Ian [2016-05-16]
TheAwkes: Guess the seed: May2020Speedrun
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Alahmnat: @malc that's my guess too
TheRealYoshimon: protip, punch fish
Mangledpixel: malc yup, that sounds about right
RomanGoro: LRRBot on point as always
ForOhForError: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:06. lrrSPOT
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I bet it's dickbutt
brieandbacon: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
TXC2: there may be a safer way, we sure as shit ain't doing it :P
MelSlashVin: Does Minecraft still have those buckwild end credit scenes?
Jogela: Let's go James, Serge and Uno - I believe in you
Eklinaar: @MelSlashVin Yes it's still super weird
malc: now we speedrun creeperhost
Ravynn: Welp. Hoooooold
brieandbacon: Hold. Hold
TXC2: steady
kainboa: Working as intended Kappa
djalternative: RCon is only OP
TXC2: hold
Jogela: Just wait out the night
SnackPak_: Let's go!
atc927: timer start
greglloydboi: sup
beowuuf: go!
TXC2 has started the clock
Jogela: LUL
malc: F
Jeezy56: RIP run
atc927 is testing
Nigouki: baby cow!
Bartlebad: Get flint and steel to kill cows/sheep, that way you get cooked meat
Uzumaki15: James has great skill in punching blocks
Jogela: What a birch
TheWriterAleph: ruined.
angreesloth: birch vastly inferior wood.
Anaerin: Awww, look at the little James, he's so wee. Such a good minor.
Titan457: birch%
Tzarl: serge wins the tree punch speedrun category
TheRealYoshimon: bonus ducks
ArcOfTheConclave: Birch%?
PsychoI3oy: birch is lighter wood, so it goes faster
Ravynn: Pave it
beowuuf: birchgood! you can plant them all next to each other
JaysonMaxwell: if you don't need apples, Birch is literally better than oak for speed planting-punching
atc927: Now delete the server, and put a new seed in. Maybe something like dickbutt.
beowuuf: no time lost climbing up and down
TXC2: 1 minute gone Kappa
TheAwkes: Glitchless Any% 2nd tier materials only.
malc: can't see bus cap'n
brieandbacon: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
circusofkirkus: eta until first death, chat?
malc: glitchless any% constant darkness run
Mangledpixel: premium streaming experience :P
TXC2: should drunk the carrot milk Kappa
DruntImTal: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:35.
atc927: We don't need to see. You need to make haste!
ContingentCat: Wow Serge
FDR101 wants james to get torches
lurkerspine: I'm late, what's today's goal?
mtgfanguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
mtgfanguy: Go for the speed run
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beowuuf: speedrun miecraft
TXC2: lurkerspine we're doing a speedrun
RomanGoro: lurkerspine beating the dragon
lurkerspine: nice
willeh666: woop woop
EJGRgunner: Serge apparently only believes in speed-kanban
Amentur: A "speed"run of Minecraft
atc927: Why is the UI looking all dark?
Nigouki: ooooh, time for anarchy torch practices?
Mangledpixel: just remember James, you don't need to mine 1 layer at a time :P
beowuuf: is smelting wood better than gathering coal?
Modriin subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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Jogela: James you are punch-a-chunking wrong Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: There's so much more iron!
Milambus: Tool Un-Assist?
northos: isn't dark mode usually for your UI? :P
serenitycaver6: hi
red_shoes_jeff: Is Serge CHEATING?
odamadillo: Hello everyone. What is going on here?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
Bartlebad: So much Iron!
atc927: What's a punch-a-chunk? Is it just speedrun for how fast you can clear a whole chunk?
MelSlashVin: @odamadillo Speedrun!
beowuuf: minecraft speedrun
TXC2: hello odamadillo we're doing a speedrun
MelSlashVin: @atc927 Yes, it's a James/Serge tradition
snowcookies: !mcrules
LRRbot: 1. Dig up the entire chunk down to bedrock. 2. Dig one layer at a time. 3. Only build tools using resources from within the chunk. 4. No placing blocks besides ladders (with a few exceptions). 5. Keep digging. 6. If you can make a tool that would make mining faster, you have to use it. 7. You only get one bucket. For comprehensive rules go to:
Bartlebad: Flint time?
rocketjohn: so, ore doubling how
atc927: I'm new here... kinda
odamadillo: So the first Minecraft stream I decided to watch is a speed run?
FDR101: Yup
mtvcdm: A speed run by people who normally do not speed run.
MelSlashVin: @atc927 No worries, welcome friend!
TXC2: a speed saunter, but yes
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Eklinaar: More of a powerwalk
Mangledpixel: odamadillo well, at least you'll get to see a fair amount of the game
mtvcdm: Getting on our speed Segway
TheRealYoshimon: swift power move
Mangledpixel: theoretically at least
brieandbacon: Always dig straight down, right?
TheRealYoshimon: sure
odamadillo: Then this will be entertaining.
Schatten88: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:06.
Vyous: What exactly are they speedrunning? Ender Dragon?
MelSlashVin: @Vyous Yep :)
atc927: I wonder if James is gonna make a sword, or do the usual, and skip everything fight-related
Mangledpixel: Vyous yes
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
Mangledpixel: so, is this a good time for some donations?
TheRealYoshimon: probably not
red_shoes_jeff: JACKPOT
TXC2: Mangledpixel yes lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheRealYoshimon: but you do you
akiliyan subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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beowuuf: hey, serge decides to shoot his friends and stab interns faster than anyone, and james can reach impressive vertical speeds. And uno can blow up butter roads faster than anyone can realise what's happening, him included. They have this!
RomanGoro: So jlrrWalldiamond when?
Welbog: Is this a texture pack, or did they change the textures between 1.14 and 1.15?
malc: !addcount falls
brieandbacon: jlrrFall jlrrFall
Pathfinder430: jlrrFall
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
Jeezy56: jlrrFall
Nigouki: jlrrFall jlrrFall
beowuuf: red stone means dimond level
Narcuru: jlrrFall
elah806 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 77 month streak!
elah806: James, Uno, chat, I guess Serge, any recs on new modpacks? I think I'm about done with Sergecraft 2 for the moment. I really like interesting or unusual concepts, but I'm open to anything with reasonable system recs
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lemmel: jlrrFall
NimrodXIV: jlrrFall
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
ContingentCat: sergeFall
PatFromIT: jlrrFall sergeFall jlrrFall sergeFall
Joalni: @malc LUL
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrFall
polaris415: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
nightwingmisthawk: Out of curiosity, do we have a timer for this?
Eklinaar: sergeFall
LadyAiluros: jlrrFall jlrrFall
malc: joalni: it's a pavlovian response, I can't help it :D
GapFiller: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
TXC2: nightwingmisthawk I'm timing it
nightwingmisthawk: Ah
TXC2: just past 9 mins
SAJewers: grab the redstone for xp?
Jake_The_Pirate: hi friends, what have I missed?
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 1 jlrrFall
ekimekim: what's all the coal for?
beowuuf: textures have changes a little in the last update. Nether seems the most noticable
Joalni: @malc Working as intended.
TXC2: ekimekim smelting
gandalf171: @elah806 sevtech ages is great
circusofkirkus: did you bring a bucket of water?
Jogela: Lets split up gang
malc: first to accidentally screenshot loses
TXC2: Hello Jake_The_Pirate we're doing a speedrun
Turtlevoid: is this set seed?
Jogela: Maybe go smelt the iron?
Mangledpixel: Cheer100 Long time watcher first time donator. Love what you all are doing here, keep it up. #killtheanimals
Fantusta: Is the "end" of the run ender dragon or?
RomanGoro: !uno
LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow!
TXC2: Turtlevoid nope
Jogela: @Turtlevoid No
atc927: You should be at 12. That way you'll only find lava under your feet, not on the same level.
beowuuf: ender dragon
snowcookies: having water might be good to make obsidian
SAJewers: serge: bucket the lava, and place the lava down to make the nether portal, rather than mine it
TwitchTVsFrank: dont stop for iron get those diamonds
LadyAiluros: LOLOLOL
LadyAiluros: Nice MangledPixel
Mangledpixel: :)
FDR101: @Mangledpixel watch out for PETA
red_shoes_jeff: JAMES
rocketjohn: *gasp*
Bartlebad: Horse Bologna sounds gamey
TheRealYoshimon: how could you
DevInsanity: cheer200 What? Don't kill the animals! #savetheanimals
polaris415: jlrrBreak
EJGRgunner: cheer100 First time donor, but had to chip in for one of my favorite runners running one of my favorite games. #savetheanimals
malc: !addcount breaks
Pathfinder430: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
TheAinMAP: jlrrBreak
Nigouki: jlrrBreak
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrBreak
Jeezy56: jlrrBreak jlrrFacepalm
Kikazi: jlrrBreak
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrBreak
Schatten88: jlrrBreak
Bartlebad: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
snowcookies: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
lurkerspine: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
Narcuru: jlrrBreak
GapFiller: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
Titan457: How many bussing times do I have to tell you not to curse?
brieandbacon: Today's break count is 1 jlrrBreak
Jogela: Smelt Iron
discflame: lrr done quick
AmberLampLight: I blame video games for all this cursing nowadays
Tarkis: Are you guys going to submit this to the speed mosey archives?
TXC2: what are we doing lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: The dolls are more dangerous when they travel in packs.
TheRealYoshimon: big true
RomanGoro: We're at 100 for kill, 30o for save
Joalni: That's accurate.
Titan457: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:34:48. lrrSPOT
seismiclawns: what ends the run?
Pinwiz11: What in Minecraft counts as ORB!!!?
mtvcdm: Okay, so right now it's 300 bits for #savetheanimals and 100 bits for #killtheanimals. This information means utterly nothing.
TXC2: seismiclawns killing ender dragon
beowuuf: so scarily close to lava thta drop
atc927: I'll vote for kill. Don't have any bits tho
ekimekim: Pinwiz11: XP?
Bartlebad: Killing Ender Dragon and hitting credits is the end, no?
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snowcookies: #savetheanimals
DevInsanity: @mtvcdm Until the play it forward of Super Metroid happens
Eklinaar: time to farm endermen
ArcOfTheConclave: #eat the animals?
snowcookies: #savetheanimalsexceptsquidstheyareevil
TXC2: ^
TheRealYoshimon: mood
Jeezy56: jlrrPit
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Jogela: PogChamp
ContingentCat: can we vote for sustainably farming the animals?
PatFromIT: Pride1000 Save Pride1000 The Pride1000 Animals Pride1000
circusofkirkus: that's a HOE
atc927: UNO: fails
Arclight_Dynamo: "Wins"
dragonbretheren: perfect for a hoe
Amentur: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Titan457: lrrHORN lrrHORN
seismiclawns: what's time at so far?
SAJewers: enough for 1 sword
ContingentCat: katesBoosh
red_shoes_jeff: BEDROCK!?
RomanGoro: 4300 for save, 100 for kill
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrBedrock jlrrBedrock jlrrBedrock jlrrBedrock jlrrBedrock
TXC2: seismiclawns coming up on 14 mins
Schatten88: whats going on exactly?
Amosff: cheer500 #killtheanimals
malc: #SaveTheDragon
Joalni: You kill the frames, Serge.
PatFromIT: Each other, probably
atc927: How do I vote for #killtheanimals with no bits?
embyrr_the_dragon: Time for diamond hoe
SWPilgrim: Cheer200 Runners Choice
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
mtvcdm: Oh, kill trying to make that comeback.
LadyAiluros: make it into obsidian, you're going to need it soon anyway?
beowuuf: cheer300 #SaveTheUselessAnimalsKillTheRest
FDR101: ^
TheRealYoshimon: what are we at on totals
SnickeringSquirrel: #killtheanimals
Kazman20a: cheer500 #murder everything
brieandbacon: jlrrTick jlrrTick jlrrTick
AngelicKnighthood: gdqAnimals
lurkerspine: cheer100 #killtheanimals
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun kelp, zombie flesh, spider eyes, mushroom stew
RomanGoro: That's 3400 for save, 1200 for kill
red_shoes_jeff: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Nigouki: is someone actually tracking the bits?
EJGRgunner: cheer100 #MinerGamesDoneQuick-ish
wynternyghtynggale: needs more llamas
FDR101: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
RomanGoro: And there's 200 on runners choice and I missed the choice
kendog61: jlrrBedrock
mtvcdm: 4300 RomanGor0, not 3400
TXC2: "kids can you stop being so dark?"
kendog61: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
xantos69: So is this the "kill the dragon" stream?
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UnnnaturalD20: Cheer500 #kill all but 2
Supermareo: Cheer 300 #KillThe Animals
Alahmnat: "emm gee dee quish"
rogerivany: They don't have to murder James, he'll fall off something high or jump into lava or something.
Alsritt: !quote GDQ
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RomanGoro: mtvcdm I trust you because I'm probably about to get in a meeting
Nathade: So since savetheanimals is ahead should they abandon meat as a food? And does the dragon count as an animal?
SAJewers: Cheer200 Name the main character "Adam Savidan"
Titan457: Dece games done
Alsritt: !quote animals
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JohnLockeCole: James, Go Left!
Supermareo: Cheer300 #KillThe Animals
Alsritt: !quote Animal
GapFiller: Cheer100 #ShaveTheWhales
CrazyZonie: I'm on Team #SavadanKillsEverything.
mtvcdm: My current tally: Save 4300, Kill 1700
ArcOfTheConclave: gdqAnimals gdqAnimals gdqAnimals gdqAnimals
SnickeringSquirrel: #kill the animals Cheer100
CrazyZonie: @GapFiller Fan of the old jokes or a Dilbert fan?
atc927: #annihilateeverything
Alsritt: are we using a resource pack, or did they change a ton of the textures?
Naarius: What did the animals do?
Jayrod1220: cheer69 octothorpe kill the hashtag
djalternative: faithful
Anaerin: Alsritt It's the Faithful texture pack, I believe.
Bartlebad: cheer 420
MelSlashVin: Once you have diamond, what's the next step?
snowcookies: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
the_canuck_mystic: So why the speed run?
ekimekim: what's this music from?
Bravely: My mother's roommate read about cancer once so this cause is really close to my heart. Love you guys and so proud of everything you do #savetheanimals
AllGoodDogs: Pride100 Long-time watcher, first-time donator, had to chip in to help a great cause during one of my favorite games. I have played this game since I was of a certain age and I love seeing it broken by these talented runners. Save the frames, kill the animals, donation goes to announcer's choice, ORB
Wolfstrike_NL: James, is this iron even in your Chuck? Kappa
beowuuf: cheer100 #RedefineTheWordAnimalStillEatMeat
mtgfanguy: #cant have to much iron
rocketjohn: should make an infisource
Jondare: Man, so many great GDQ memes xD
Bartlebad: cheer420 So glad I finally get to watch this run live #KillTheAnimals
TwitchTVsFrank: if punch a chunk has taught us anything it is that diamonds are always at bedrock
AllGoodDogs: Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 This is for you nailing my long bits message haha
Nigouki: Contactless Sausage Delivery?
mtvcdm: My current tally: Save 4300, Kill 2320 (other options are available)
Amentur: lrrCIRCLE_FC
CrazymattCaptain: is Serge the talented runner?
glued_to_the_stream: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:06.
rocketjohn: spumble?
malc: James "Didn't Spumble" Turner
rocketjohn: sounds like a version of mumbo
MelSlashVin: A spumble comes before a fall
SnackPak_: fake diamond
snowcookies: jlrrFall
Fangren300: yo i just got here has anything been duped yet?
TXC2: the spumble is earth's deadlyest creature
Mangledpixel: Cheer69 Long time animal first time chip in had to play this great cause for one of my favourite frames
Anaerin: Wrong kind of blue shiny rocks, James.
brieandbacon: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
Jogela: Maybe stripmine backwards?
nooDy093: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:41.
snowcookies: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrBreak
TheThromborax: more like "lie-pas"
NimrodXIV: :D
Fangren300: LUL
Eklinaar: Found the water
Titan457: That's why you don't do that
Jayrod1220: Obsidian get
TheAinMAP: There it is.
Wolfstrike_NL: found obsidian
CrazyZonie: FoundthewaterFoundthelavaAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FDR101: Mine the obsidian
mtgfanguy: “Lapis is still good” Jesse from Minecraft story mode
Anaerin: You need a diamond pickaxe for the obsidian, unless you want to try and bucket trick to build your portal.
Arclight_Dynamo: James for Team Nether! #SendJamesToHell
beowuuf: bucket trick for portal sound hilarious even if not practical
RomanGoro: inb4 creeper
PatFromIT: gdqDiamond
Braegh: Portal casting eliminates the need for diamonds IIRC?
polaris415: jlrrBreak jlrrBreak
TheWriterAleph: lrrHorn
TiberiusEsuriens: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
TheAinMAP: jlrrBreak jlrrWalldiamond
Bartlebad: Truly the villain of the server, Serge
CrazyZonie: Does James hate smelters or Serge finding diamonds?
snowcookies: jlrrWalldiamond for James
RomanGoro: jlrrWalldiamond
Eklinaar: You have a stone pick right there
northos: !addcount breaks Kappa
SAJewers: maybe 3 swords is better?
TheWormbo: professional minecrafter right there :P
EJGRgunner: "Let's keep going tuntil" is very much the opposite of speedrunning
TwitchTVsFrank: thats what do get for wasting time on iron jlrrFacepalm
BoblinTheGoblin69: you have a stone one
Anaerin: In life, as in minecraft, don't waste your diamonds on a hoe.
Jogela: "Actually the diamond hoe one shots the dragon" Kappa
mtgfanguy: Serge won the great diamond race of 2020
beowuuf: not his diamond pick
TXC2: Anaerin easy now
SquareDotCube: Someone needs to go on a sugarcane run to make speed potions
TiberiusEsuriens: don't give James the diamond tools. Thats how you get jlrrBreak
Bartlebad: HERE
DiscordianTokkan: Go Left!
Jogela: Strip mine two over
SquareDotCube: (I vote Serge)
TheRealYoshimon: you sure about that
Diabore: x: doubt
mtvcdm: #SaveTheDiamonds
SAJewers: if serge is making a diamond pick, maybe he should set up a nether portal now?
shadowtalon910: Xray hacks
TheThromborax: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
Bartlebad: That Diamond looks an awful lot like Iron
TheWriterAleph: James "pro strats" Turner
snowcookies: jlrrWalldiamond
Arcticblast324: narrator's note: there were not diamonds in here.
CrazyZonie: @Anaerin `Who' are you calling a hoe? I'm not a hoe. I'm a "person of questionable life choices".
Titan457: Ohhh, James you missed itby about 3 blocks
NojhLivic: I believe
beowuuf: lol, we're not saying james repiulses diamonds, but...
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I believe
the_stybs: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
TXC2: 27 to 1 theres diamonds
Alahmnat: statistically, there are diamonds in this row yes
Alahmnat: eventually
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrWalldiamond
chaossonic127: i have never seen a man more wrong
theinvisiblevoice: 7.5k blocks away
Narcuru: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
odamadillo: So James is going to quote Parappa the rapper?
Caffine1138: i will laugh so hard
TheRealYoshimon: somewhere
zobbethehalfmighty: doubt
FDR101: #dontbelievejames
malc: sergeCounting
chaossonic127: I will donate if he finds it
Anaerin: CrazyZonie "Person of negociable virtue"?
MelSlashVin: Has this ever worked
atc927: It's the final countdown!
PatFromIT: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
Jayrod1220: Up?
ALLxISxLOST: James is a liar
boilersnake: just punch a junk then you have a better chance to finde one
malc: jlrrFacepalm
Blythus: seeerrrge
Mangledpixel: Alahmnat exactly, the chance trends to 100% as the distance trends to infinity
mtvcdm: Cobble is a kind of diamond
snowcookies: jlrrFacepalm jlrrWalldiamond
Bartlebad: Such a villain thing to say Serge
Bravely: \ BibleThump / B E L I E V E
CrazyZonie: @Anaerin Not me. That would imply I'm a professional. Sadly, I'm just an amature. ;)
EJGRgunner: I really wanted James to accidentally find where Serge found diamonds
mtgfanguy: Oof. Serge is straight savage
beowuuf: I mean james got the first blue stone, and he got more than serge, so that's the real victory
TheThromborax: James mulliganned from a hand with 5 lands into a hand with six
TXC2: Gold, worthless gold!
SquareDotCube: really you should be making a nether gate right now
red_shoes_jeff: I can't help but notice when he said there were diamonds, Uno found more diamonds. @LoadingReadyRun , you may want to get that radar calibrated.
Titan457: Serge lets Snerge come out much more often
discflame: gold is technically an upgrade
atc927: You don't need diamonds at all. You just need some buckets, a lava, and some water
Bartlebad: Also need to get some Obsidian?
beowuuf: gold is speedier, clearly the speedrun material
Anaerin: Obsidian for a nether portal.
MelSlashVin: UnoRebellious
Nigouki: James might not have found diamonds but he found so much iron he's Iron Man jlrrIronball
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MaybeTara: Almost nice. Thanks for the streams :D
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Bravely: You don't need to mine obsidian, you build the portal with lava and water
rocketjohn: ah. we're at the wasting time arguing section of the speedrun
rith_the_awakener: This is my hole, it was made for me!
Caffine1138: The Streams have been crossed!
BloodForTheCorelab: how goes the speed run are we on target?
TheAinMAP: Wall gold.
Naarius: Ninemonds
chaossonic127: those lava pits have a higher chance
TXC2: BloodForTheCorelab we're 25 mins in, so muh?
FDR101: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:47.
the_canuck_mystic: LRR speed run strat: go fast but wait for James.
Bartlebad: cheer69 #KillThePickaxeSaveTheDiamonds
BloodForTheCorelab: wasn't the record like 27min or something? :
red_shoes_jeff: Does this make iron the Land of Minecraft?
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neacon: keep up the good work, its always fun to see the random minecraft deaths in the stream highlights.
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Anaerin: The difficult bit is going to be finding the end fortress.
glued_to_the_stream: Does lrr know the wr for glitchless, seedless Minecraft speedruns is 23 mins?
JohnLockeCole: hanging out down here *is* the exciting stuff
TXC2: BloodForTheCorelab it's an 1hour 18mins for normal co-op
BloodForTheCorelab: :P k
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Geekscience: Save the frames, not the animals! Remember: diamond good dragon bad
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Bravely: Technically every split is a gold split right now OpieOP
ekimekim: the TAS seeded glitched WR is under 30 seconds
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SAJewers: i mean, you'll need night time for ender pearls
Alsritt: !music
Arclight_Dynamo: James "A Miserable Lump of Carbon" Turner
beowuuf: maybe under the lava
drcanonball: maybe there is
TXC2: where are the diamonds lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Gain notoriety. Acquire prestige.
SquareDotCube: technically you don't even need the diamond sword, bow is best way to deal with the dragon
Bartlebad: DIAMONDS
ekimekim: have you tried just stomping on all that coal
djalternative: maybe hust have a swim in some lava
TheThromborax: does uber eats deliver to "the hole next to the lava pit"
mtgfanguy: What was that sound
Fangren300: PogChamp
beowuuf: jlrrWalldiamond
kittysfloof: GG
Titan457: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: Diamonds!
Geekscience: Did you check under the bun
snowcookies: jlrrWalldiamond
atc927: #saveTheJames
NojhLivic: I believed!
PatFromIT: gdqDiamond gdqDiamond gdqDiamond gdqDiamond
malc: 1, lol
Arclight_Dynamo: HAHAHAHA
ContingentCat: katesHype
Alahmnat: rofl
Alahmnat: that would have been *amazing*
Jayrod1220: Enough for a sword!
TXC2: man if that had been the single
ContingentCat: katesLol
mtgfanguy: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL James found a diamond
kittysfloof: lrrSPOOP
TheAinMAP: Two diamonds!
TiberiusEsuriens: 2 is perfect for speedrun
DevInsanity: Two is more than zero
TheWriterAleph: tsk, never satisfied.
CrazyZonie: Two! Two! I count TWO DIAMONDS! Muahahahaha.
beowuuf: sword / ho diamonds
TheRealYoshimon: we gamers now
NojhLivic: Did it!
Jayrod1220: 1st try
mtvcdm: 2's all you need
kendog61: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
snowcookies: yay
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrWalldiamond jlrrWalldiamond
MelSlashVin: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART
circusofkirkus: we're rich!
the_canuck_mystic: Technically found diamonds.
TXC2: where the heart is james Kappa
TwitchTVsFrank: lrrHORN
TheThromborax: there used to be an emote for this!
kendog61: SirSword SirSword SirSword
odamadillo: Find Diamonds and get lost?
malc: both is twice as good!
Jogela: Go left now
atc927: You could make a hoe out of those. Those will be useful in 1.16
EJGRgunner: cheer100 Torches on the left
djalternative: Yeah. In my home Serge is a Heathen for right side torches
mtgfanguy: How about making a compass
CrazyZonie: I use the left hand rule for torches, mazes, and coils.
Titan457: You need left-hand torches because then your following the RIGHT path home
TheRealYoshimon: that would be smart, which we are not
EJGRgunner: Never make a clock in a speedrun
beowuuf: i use the 'get hopelessly lost, dig upwards to figure out where i am once inventory is full or resources low' method
MelSlashVin: @Titan457 You need right-hand torches because then you know where you LEFT your stuff
SquareDotCube: shields?
kendog61: SirSad
CrazyZonie: @EJGRgunner Isn't making a clock in a speedrun a waste of time?
kendog61: SirMad the8bitHeart the8bitHeart
TXC2: without a clock, you always have the fastest time, forehead
glued_to_the_stream: What are our goals in this speed run? Just kill the ender dragon?
brieandbacon: Cool sword!
TheThromborax: everyone so SHINEY
EJGRgunner: @CrazyZonie Right. That's why I said never make one in a speedrun
atc927: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:52.
beowuuf: don't need to care about phantoms if you never go back in to the overworld seabatBRAIN
Mangledpixel: 3 minutes left to beat the world record
atc927: I think you're behind time
PixelArtDragon: What's the plan for today?
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
CrazyZonie: @EJGRgunner Singing "Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future..."
Bartlebad: Flint & Steel animals to get cooked food?
Wintermelon100: How about everybody gets a shield?
TheWriterAleph: you guys should probably build a water-based automatic sorting system for all that stuff you're collecting
beowuuf: ^
snowcookies: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
djalternative: does the old ender chest trick work for speedruns still?
Titan457: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
TheWormbo: is killing endermen still the fastest way to get ender pearls? (as opposed to lucking into a prist villager)
mtgfanguy: !advice
LRRbot: Don't freeze your baby.
Jake_The_Pirate: coming in late, who's doing what?
beowuuf: can't in the rain
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: SSSsss
beowuuf: aha
PixelArtDragon: I wonder how much time would be gained/lost by adding stairs to the mineshaft
beowuuf: 4 endermens!
SnackPak_: nice enderperson find
TXC2: "gentlemen, I prepose we kill the endermen."
beowuuf: beings ender?
SAJewers: maybe try and find a village to trade for pearls
TXC2: I wonder what the endermen's pronouns are?
EJGRgunner: the pro strat is to actually dig into the sand to build those covers
Titan457: Enderkin
Arclight_Dynamo: If you find a village, you can trade with a cleric for pearls.
SquareDotCube: Remember that endermen can spawn in the nether
RomanGoro: Do you want string for bows?
kittysfloof: is the goal to beat the game here?
mtgfanguy: Rain in the desert what sorcery is this
beowuuf: we live here now
PixelArtDragon: There can be rain in a desert, just not a whole lot of it
TXC2: "remember: we're parked in the Itchy lot."
TiberiusEsuriens: Lot D4
rocketjohn: why do babies have so much more health
Mangledpixel: well, we're at the world record time, how are you doing?
MelSlashVin: When watching MC I always want to start playing it again, until the night comes
n_mandrag: @rocketjohn because they are young and full of vigour.
beowuuf: damn energetic kids, so filled with unlife
atc927: *Serge blew up*
TXC2: rocketjohn more rubbery bones Kappa
Titan457: Ooh, too many Skellys
CrazyZonie: Sadly, I can't use all the "dying without orders" quotes from Full Metal Jacket. They're not family friendly.
NSnitko: But sugarcane is only used to make paper!
TiberiusEsuriens: only build 2 out on one side LUL
rocketjohn: that is a terrible undershelter.
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tarasque037: one year :)
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CrazyZonie: That creeper just watched James murder a enderman and zombie.
snowcookies: same rabbits
mtgfanguy: Tell serge to eat rotten flesh. Hehehe
PixelArtDragon: Archeologists will one day find those structures and marvel at their use
Pathfinder430: There's one behind you
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BrindleBoar: F
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] why aren't these rabbits as stupid as the ones in SergeCraft?
LRRbot: New quote #6928: "why aren't these rabbits as stupid as the ones in SergeCraft?" —RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
TheRealYoshimon: f
drcanonball: water
beowuuf: enderm'n is taking none of james's stone mushroom shit
LadyAiluros: river
Vn497: water!
ForOhForError: safe in the rain
Wintermelon100: crab?
atc927: *James got spidered to death*
TheWormbo: go into the water
beowuuf: nope
Arclight_Dynamo: They don't even like rain.
CrazyZonie: Endermen? No Everything else yes
Titan457: no
PhoebeTheGrey: why do they carry blocks?
PhoebeTheGrey: I'm minecraft illiterate sorry
TheRealYoshimon: why not
beowuuf: why not, long hands, strong, nothing else to do
rocketjohn: eat, james
ALLxISxLOST: did you know you can rehydrate a husk into a regular zombie? @LoadingReadyRun
TXC2: "desert and jungle? never seen that before" Australia "Am I a joke to you?"
Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of wish that when a husk got into water, it just flash rehydrated. :D
mtgfanguy: Oof
beowuuf: phoebe: oh, it's just part of their mystery, but they pull up part of the owlrd and plant it elsewhere. Annoying for a builder!
PixelArtDragon: James is at home in any old hole
TXC2: PhoebeTheGrey the lore is that they are trying to remake the world to be like theirs
Wiliart: that m in home was one letter backwards in the alphabet
snowcookies: nope
TiberiusEsuriens: Sand Parrots are food SeemsGood
Bartlebad: Anything is food if you're adventurous enough
Milambus: Cocoa has to be processed, kinda like coffee Serge
ALLxISxLOST: @Arclight_Dynamo you can rehydrate a husk, it just takes time, you gotta drown it.
MelSlashVin: #EatTheParrots
Ravynn: Cacao is completely inedible raw
TwitchTVsFrank: parrots are friends not food
dialMforMara: Parrtt parrot milk
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] Are parrots people?
LRRbot: New quote #6929: "Are parrots people?" —RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
Blythus: this is so stressful
beowuuf: james builds pillar to protect himself from the one creature that doens't care about such things
neacon: at least make it a funny death, like falling 3 feet to far...
JohnLockeCole: down the hole to safety
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 2 jlrrFall
n_mandrag: inb4 tsssssssss
Anaerin: It takes a village.
Arclight_Dynamo: @ALLxISxLOST Sure, but I mean, like. *Schloompf!* Bloats right up in a second. Maybe even drains the water like a sponge. :P
the_one_and_only_kim: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:30.
snowcookies: Uno looked like a creeper
mtgfanguy: Everyone teleport to serge
ALLxISxLOST: @Arclight_Dynamo that is a great idea, suddenly like a 5 block area of water is missing
malc: eat penguin?!
EJGRgunner: pumpkin sugar and egg
malc: Serge :O
orbitaltuna: speed run? pog
beowuuf: you need witches for sugar, egg and pumpkin
Bartlebad: Nice Nice Nice
CAKHost: Are they doing the one-life mode?
ForOhForError: the ultimate weapon
BrindleBoar: Serge confirmed monster
ekimekim: does blowing up the dragon with beds still work?
TXC2: I mean Penguin is fine, but Kitkat is better Kappa
SAJewers: serge: pumpkin pie is pimpkin + egg + sugar
orbitaltuna: famous youtube james turner is now a speedrunner? :o
SAJewers: pumpkin*
n_mandrag: serge found the village that never sleeps. well, at least now it is.
beowuuf: beds work, but as serge pointed out...beds also need skill
PixelArtDragon: Pumpkin pie is made with penguin
beowuuf: cool we have the fish to give to the cats in the village.
Jogela: James is like a bear, just one sweeping salmon in the river
SquareDotCube: There's regional outfits
TheWormbo: clerics are still to some degree purple
SAJewers: make a cleric?
djalternative: Huh. You can just skip the dragon fight. neat
mtgfanguy: Just make a fishing rod instead of slaughtering fish
MelSlashVin: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
Amentur: Punching for fishies doesn't have quite the same sound to it
rocketjohn: idunno, he's looking a little husky
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesSir
ALLxISxLOST: @rocketjohn how dare
beowuuf: at least they don't have a trident. I've got one-shotted on land by one of those things :(
InsaneMuadib: just tuning in are we done with Sergecraft?
mtgfanguy: !Sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Titan457: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
TXC2: sir you are not how we determine the leader of our government Kappa
beowuuf: sergecraft had its send off last week, yah
snowcookies: !advice
LRRbot: The neck abides.
wench_tacular: now we have both loaves and fishies
TXC2: InsaneMuadib yes, we finished that last wekk
brieandbacon: @txc2 nice nice
TXC2: *week
chaossonic127: ho will you find a fortress?
TheWormbo: endermen also spawn in the nether
ALLxISxLOST: is this a no sleep run?
beowuuf: throw an ender eye, follow the direction it leads
InsaneMuadib: Okie. thanks @beowuuf and @txc2 I normally live in the VoDs
SAJewers: i really think making a villager a cleric and trading for pearls are faster
djalternative: you've got to sleep if you don't want phantom problems
Bravely: "Wait what is this hole" Title of your sex tape
brieandbacon: Red, and firey
TXC2: a murder ravine aka a ravine
shadowtalon910: It was I who put the giant murder ravine there
gualdhar: I didn't realize the game was named "James"
beowuuf: lucky for some
Mangledpixel: not lucky for the rabbit
TheWormbo: reminder, Serge, world spawn is not necessarily at 0/0
TXC2: lotta bois there
beowuuf: i mean the rabbit didn't have to see what happened to its body afterwards, that's pretty lucky
Arclight_Dynamo: That is a LOT of piggos.
wench_tacular: when aren't we?
lurkerspine: legit skele army lol
JohnLockeCole: SOOOO many pig friends
snowcookies: many pigmen
djalternative: worst place possible is straight netherack
Bartlebad: Honk
chaossonic127: osha does not approve
Arclight_Dynamo: Modesty screen.
BusTed: jollyd4HONK
BloodForTheCorelab: osha doesn't apply in canada?
KinoGami: "not that dangerous" and then a ghast from above
odamadillo: Isn't James known for falling to his death?
SquareDotCube: BTW I think someone's PS4 is on
TXC2: "it's not that dangerous" he said, starring out into a sea of lava
chaossonic127: there's a fortress!!
beowuuf: i have had a spawn hovering above lava on all sides. That was... fun... Especailly given how far I was from home at the time
TiberiusEsuriens: don't make it angry!
snowcookies: ghast frand
BloodForTheCorelab: thats a weird akward fart noise....
Jogela: Not acknowledging James
TXC2: "sir why are you evading my questions?"
saweeks: casper the friendly gast
chaossonic127: it was in the distance, it looked like brick
TheWormbo: the stronghold will be out about 1k blocks, that's only 128 blocks in the nether
noSmokeFire: increase draw distance?
Alahmnat: meanwhile, James: "fite me irl!"
Zaghrog: the ghast direction?
Lord_ZYRK: That way. Over there. MiniK
Arcticblast324: that Ghast just floated over James like "nah I have better things to do"
Narcuru: up your render distance?
TXC2: look left 30 secs ago
Mangledpixel: well, 45 minutes down - still made decent progress though
chaossonic127: oh, nope, didn't render right on my screen, it was not brick
CrazyZonie: No, the other, OTHER direction you were looking.
djalternative: there's a server draw distance
TiberiusEsuriens: time to wait for chunk load LUL
noSmokeFire: oh, wait, multiplayer will limit your render distance, yeah
SquareDotCube: Hey James, go left 30 seconds ago
TXC2: look Texas left, which is your down Kappa
djalternative: made the fog clearer but that's about it
TheWormbo: in before their new portal links to this one again
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BloodForTheCorelab: maybe if they'd looked left 30 seconds ago?
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rocketjohn: wood
noSmokeFire: you may need to sacrifice someone to break the portal from the other end
TiberiusEsuriens: give anyone but James the diamonds! jlrrFall
Jogela: Wood
rocketjohn: and logs
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beowuuf: string?
CrazymattCaptain: yes let James hold it all so that when he dies in lava everything is gone
Titan457: Bows?
brieandbacon: string for now?
brieandbacon: *bow
TheOneCalledStu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:08.
lurkerspine: Serge with the safety strat
beowuuf: shouldn't you kill the oher side first?
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beowuuf: nm, doens't work :p
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CrazyZonie: Not One Direction! (I've had some bad news, so I need to make all the bad jokes.
masterfrog316: one more as in pubg?
mtgfanguy: Farming cows will cause a giant monster to kill you.... I’m thinking about the wrong game
TXC2: !events
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masterfrog316: ah good
TiberiusEsuriens: James has ALL the heavy metals. This is not good
kevenwith2es: They'll break his eventual fall, it's fine.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: All the heavy mats will make his fall faster
TXC2: man imagine just getting into a bed and falling asleep instantly :P
dragonbretheren: sugarcane for books?
Geekscience: James led his people East through the desert
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Jogela: Poisoned potatoes
djalternative: you def want loot chests
TXC2: a ship wreck AKA Shreck Kappa
mtgfanguy: We’re off to find a fortress. A fortress with the end portal
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Unbreaking II: Electric Boogaloo
TXC2: look to the east
kainboa: que them stumbling across a guardian temple
noSmokeFire: watch them stop *just* inside the rejoining range
mtgfanguy: Serge what a team player
TheWormbo: yes, portal search radius is 128 blocks in the target dimension
FDR101: maybe 1000 chunks
BloodForTheCorelab: what if they juct punch a 1000 chunks?
TheWormbo: 128*8 = 1024
ALLxISxLOST: over growth forest
rogerivany: Mario Land?
FDR101: #killtheanimals
ajmasterd: hi
TXC2: Cows, Pigs, Cowpigs
FDR101: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
TheWormbo: if stews stacked, they could be the among the best food in the game
snowcookies: sheep also drop food
mtgfanguy: Don’t hit a sand bar james
CraziestOwl: Poor cows
Anaerin: Can you make a campfire? That'll cook food for no fuel cost.
ALLxISxLOST: This is not a vegan/vegetarian run
rogerivany: Peta must love this game
brieandbacon: Erm, Twitch?
Steemdroid: peta??
BloodForTheCorelab: maybe they're vegan cows?
djalternative: @Anaerin but it is a time cost
BasilBrushOff: Baby Sheep doo doo doo doo doo doo
Laurence72: when the cows are running away, does that count as fast food?
TXC2: ALLxISxLOST Veganism is for people not in a hurry Kappa
Milambus: They are digital cows
djalternative: LOOT all the chests!
beowuuf: Nooooo, song in my head now basilbrushoff :(
CrazyZonie: @ALLxISxLOST What if the cows were made of plants? Would that count?
ALLxISxLOST: @rogerivany they actually do, they have a server where you can even harm any animals
Lightningbro: "There's the dreamwork" Yup, Dreamwork makes the Team work.... XD
djalternative: steal the beds
beowuuf: we clearly need to find mooshrooms for a vegetarian diet
TXC2: Steal everything
Arclight_Dynamo: Librarian, not cleric.
ALLxISxLOST: @CrazyZonie I don't know... flip a coin?
chaossonic127: james, how do you find the regular fortress? it's always so hidden
Lightningbro: @CrazyZonie Aren't Cows always made of plants, put together in the form of meat?
ajmasterd: boooooooooooooooooo
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:44.
beowuuf: Cleric needs rotten meat as a guaranteed leveller though, doens't it?
rocketjohn: you can break the books down as wll
CrazyZonie: @Lightningbro Yeah, but they're made of plants, and vegans eat plants. So cows are good?
fry_dx: Did you not use a pickaxe Serge?
ALLxISxLOST: did he use a stone pick instead of iron?
noSmokeFire: oh, yeah, you need to use a pick
rocketjohn: there is a correct tool for brewing
cakes_here: brewing stand needs silk touch...
Jogela: Serge to strong, please nerf
CranstonSnord: Confirmed: Serge can't hold his liquor
Titan457: Did you use a pick?
Lightningbro: Brewing Stand requires pick, not silk but pick
Wolfstrike_NL: Does not need silk touch
DeadGunner: wood pick min?
Lord_ZYRK: Just put it back together 4Head
noSmokeFire: definitely doesn't need silk touch
SAJewers: nope
Wintermelon100: A pickaxe should work
fry_dx: It needs a pick
beowuuf: i mean brewing stand predates job blocks :(
CrazyZonie: No silk touch. just a pickaxe/.
howdydowdy: Just need to use a pick
SAJewers: wiki says it needs a wood pickaxe
Arclight_Dynamo: From the wiki: "Brewing stands can be mined using any pickaxe. If mined without a pickaxe, it drops nothing. "
rocketjohn: take the books tho
Lightningbro: @CrazyZonie Sound logic to me.
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge hecked it.
TiberiusEsuriens: well you can at least grab the books
djalternative: Serge bricked the run!
TXC2: !findquote ax
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: !findquote axe
LRRbot: Quote #642: "Never go axe to mouth." —Cameron [2015-09-02]
Crokoking: seems the brewing stand doesn't need silktouch - but it does need a pick
BloodForTheCorelab: bunch of reavers this lot just coming in and taking anything of value :P
GaelanS: what's the speed run objective here?
beowuuf: kill the enderdragon
TXC2: GaelanS kill the enderdragon
GaelanS: wait then what are we doing in a village
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @GaelanS killing the ender dragon
Alahmnat: haha
Mangledpixel: well, that's 1 hour gone
ALLxISxLOST: it degraded
beowuuf: trying to get a cleric for ender eyes, and maybe luck some good enchantment books for the fight
Darth_Wooper: I guess this is a fishing village?
Titan457: Gues you gotta go fish now
Darth_Wooper: They're teaching books that would be useful to the locals.
RomanGoro: We all know the stronghold is west, right?
Geekscience: Its not really a speedrun in the traditional sense, they aren't using starts or anything just their experience and skill in the game to beat it as fast as they can(under 3 hours). They're searching for useful supplies
TXC2: hmm, my watch just rolls over at an hour :P
Geekscience: strats*
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @GaelanS also, one of the new routes uses a fletcher to get arrows for the fight
GaelanS: ahh ok thanks @Geekscience
beowuuf: so what you're saying txc2 is that they've only taken 1 minute so farf? :p
TXC2: beowuuf sure why not Kappa
Jogela: Shipwreck
TXC2: it's an attempt
TiberiusEsuriens: its a Session Run
cakes_here: My bad, you just need a pick for brewing stands
fightrousoxide: MC Speedrunning is so heavily RNG dependant anyway that it'd be hard to even get a "real" run going in a single stream
beowuuf: who leeps the metric system down?
Jogela: "got"
TXC2: beowuuf we do
brieandbacon: wedo
beowuuf: :D
Geekscience: #clericcraft
Ordsmed: Getting a real PUBG feeling from the looting going on^^'
fightrousoxide: Little bit, yeah
TiberiusEsuriens: #BlameAtarca
RomanGoro: No cleric and a ravine
TXC2: "this is not a safe farm!" "of course not, I fault vaults you idiot"
beowuuf: I'm confused, this is MoC but we're not blowing up this village with TNT for displeasing us?
TheThromborax: wait, what did Serge do?
fightrousoxide: That'd take too much time lmao
SquareDotCube: IIRC a new village won't have its villagers assigned
Anaerin: Aren't you far enough to try another nether portal?
CrazyZonie: @beowuuf Just take the doors off and let the villagers take their chances with the night.
TiberiusEsuriens: they want to portal at a cleric
SquareDotCube: you have to wait for them to choose their jobs
DiscordianTokkan: Sunken ship
noSmokeFire: @TheThromborax he broke a brewing stand accidentally "cursing" them not to find another one
Jogela: @Anaerin They want to have a village to trade with while two people goes to the nether
beowuuf: crazyzonie: it would serve them right :p
Anaerin: Dolph-op-o-deez-nuts.
TXC2: Dolpagyes
TheThromborax: Dolphs Lundgren
Anaerin: You know, the old leave-a-bed, take-a-bed.
TXC2: TheThromborax :D
TXC2: the village IS the jungle Kappa
CrazyZonie: But there are dancing parrots in Jungles.
djalternative: there are jungle temples though
Mangledpixel: ok, that's twice the world record run length now :P
TheThromborax: is it really beating the game if you don't have a cat or a parrot?
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Milambus: you torched and put the boat in the empty spce
Caffine1138: the torch in the of hand right before the boat got put down
Jogela: No jugnle temple, this jungle honks
TXC2: Mangledpixel in normal is the record is 1hour 18 mins
ALLxISxLOST: thats why you make it into brewing ingredients Serge
Alahmnat: dear Minecraft, how do you burn watermelon?
Lightningbro: W.... wait... Melons can be used as a fuel source?
beowuuf: with effort and perseverece
TXC2: Alahmnat use a microwave Kappa
malc: bamboozled
Milambus: @Alahmnat From Minecraft: Lava.
beowuuf: *perseverance
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: sergeFall
Jeezy56: jlrrFall
Crad0k: you can burn anything if you have the right accelerant
BloodForTheCorelab: ow?
lurkerspine: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
malc: not to be confused with potage
mosartov: what happens if you dehydrate watermelon? and don't say you get a regular melon
Black5parrow: jlrrBreak
rocketjohn: i think your singlemindedness might be the downfall of this speedrun, james
DiscordianTokkan: Portage is a very Canadian word to use also
TheThromborax: portage is EXTREMELY Canadian
Titan457: Pomme de Terre?
TiberiusEsuriens: we're going south now I think?
creasehearst: portáge a potté
beowuuf: french for 'monkey who you pay potatos to move your boat across land between water bits
Arclight_Dynamo: Fun part: "Portage La Prairie" is pronounced like it's English.
red_shoes_jeff: It's French for "Defunct Mall"
Anaerin: Brown dye, and cookies.
beowuuf: dye a white bed
dragonbretheren: cookies!!!
lurkerspine: this is a big jungle
historyman_admu: isnt the french for potato apple lrrBEEJ
mtgfanguy: And you can make ccokies
mtgfanguy: Cookies
djalternative: No it isn't. The word of the day today is peregrinate.
wench_tacular: oh go on
Yondaime233: all the arrows
red_shoes_jeff: Related, ever see a mall die in real time? It's a little depressing.
TheWriterAleph: touch it a little bit. as a treat.
DiscordianTokkan: You have to watch out for your blood sugar levels if you dye a bed, remember. Because... Dye-a-beddies
BrindleBoar: phat shoots Kappa
TXC2: what does chat want lrrbot?
Milambus: arrows
TXC2: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #6511: "Chat, go be nice to James." —Cameron [2019-10-22]
djalternative: you don't want the arrows?
golan78: yaaaayyy
mosartov: earth apples is both French and Dutch for potatoes
Jogela: The game threw you a bone Kappa
noSmokeFire: arrows seem good
Geekscience: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6654: "I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019." —Kathleen [2019-12-26]
beowuuf: follow the rising sun!
Crad0k: look up stuff like foof or ClF3, they can do things like burn sand and asbestos
TheThromborax: Even growing up in the States, we learned in school about the brave Canadian explorers who used to pick up their boats and walk them across the continent. my fellow students were torn between "That's badass" and LOLwat"
TiberiusEsuriens: James spent the last 5 minutes running south LUL
orbitaltuna: of course you're together, it's just a long distance relationship
mtgfanguy: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4234: "I don't know what that does, but it makes my eye wet." —Beej [2017-05-29]
rocketjohn: watch out for the ravine, serge and uno
seeweda: Get the arrows from despensers
Arclight_Dynamo: That's BM not telling the others about the ravine that IS going to kill them. :D
FDR101: just do /tp
malc: !addcount falls
RAICx: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 3? jlrrFall
snowcookies: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
wench_tacular: jlrrFall
beowuuf: big shovel
TiberiusEsuriens: you made a hard right turn accidentally in the bamboo forest. You course corrected coming out of the temple
TXC2: in what fucking way is a boat like a shovel?
Geekscience: is boat just big shovel?
Geekscience: discuss
rocketjohn: why are you being so single minded?
rocketjohn: just turn a different way
mosartov: a shovel is just a small boat
BloodForTheCorelab: I mean demonstrably not in it together
Anaerin: "Iiiit's not the best choiiiiiice... It's James' choice!"
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beowuuf: wooden, got a stabby bit, and sort of curved can fill it with dirt
redyounglink: enjoying the minecraft parkour stream
PatFromIT: Them turner bois were in for a tough time ahead
RAICx: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
CeKnauss: jlrrFall
Crad0k: like that bit in hobbit where bilbo tries to find the edge of mirkwood
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall jlrrFall
Fantusta: we live here now
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 1 jlrrFallToday's fall count is 4 jlrrFall
Geekscience: hardcore parkour
FDR101: can't go over it, can't go under it, can't go around it, gotta go through it
BasilBrushOff: Uno boooooo
Crad0k: jungles also have rivers
Amosff: jlrrFall jlrrFall
Godofmuffins: Speed running getting out of the jungle
mosartov: Jebaited by the pond
beowuuf: race to see who kills james first
Jogela: Next time, just let the jungle on fire
Jogela: Then the rest can see you
SquareDotCube: I bet the groud will kill James first
mosartov: is there napalm in minecraft?
beowuuf: when they stand back at spawn, where you'v teleported backto after death?
snowcookies: parrrot parrot milk
Anaerin: The parrot is trying to warn you about a nearby creeper.
beowuuf: no napalm in vanilla minecraft, it's considered a flaw
BloodForTheCorelab: a new single??
TXC2: by flaw do you mean war crime?
orbitaltuna: parrot milk
Lightningbro: Welp, I fully expect a sequel remix now...
wench_tacular: "We"
Jogela: They are running in Big Giant Circles
beowuuf: LOL
mosartov: the lack of napalm is a crime indeed
TXC2: not quite, you've got 5 mins left
Geekscience: desert island
Alahmnat: a jungle is just a desert made of trees
Anaerin: Jungle can have a little fire, as a treat.
Caffine1138: tempting though
wench_tacular: you have been flinging torches about
kendog61: jlrrFacepalm didnt
Fantusta: This is a weird episode of speedrunoneword
shadowtalon910: we didnt start the fire!
NarishmaReborn: turtle!
TXC2: the Jungle will continue until morale improves
Angreed66: "lots"
beowuuf: three
Lightningbro: Full boat can have three
daemonflowers: full boats have 3
Lightningbro: I learned that recently.
Jogela: Wait some of them can have 3
BloodForTheCorelab: make a signal pyre? :P
Arclight_Dynamo: Set off a flare.
beowuuf: two cargo one captain's chest
russerbutter: there probably is another chest, but you would have to dig a lot for it
FDR101: lrrSERGE , atlast
Titan457: !finqquote morale
Lightningbro: "They made it out of the jungle..... . but now they had to go back in."
Titan457: !findquote morale
LRRbot: Quote #5141: "That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime." —Adam [2018-07-05]
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: lrrJAMES_SO lrrSERGE_SO
mtgfanguy: It’s a happy reunion kind of
mtgfanguy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:13.
Mangledpixel: paused at 1 hour 16 minutes 12 seconds
beowuuf: of course 5/5
GapFiller: !uptime
TXC2: time so far is 1 hour, 16 minutes, 10 seconds
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odamadillo: This is proving interesting.
beowuuf: lrrAWESOME_SO
GapFiller: lol just got back from my own dinner break
djalternative: why is bubble tea a emote mod?
PatFromIT: 'cause it's delicious
GapFiller: wdve waited if knwn that wd happen
CraziestOwl: lrrJAMES_FC
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mtgfanguy: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Wildfire801: so whats the goal of the run
beowuuf: kill enderdragon
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
snowcookies: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
TXC2: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock, the team is attemping a speedrun in vanilla.
TXC2: and we're back
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GapFiller: welcombe back James
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mtgfanguy: RESUME THE CLOCK!
TXC2: I mean theres 1 min 30 left :p
beowuuf: ignore it until it goes away
Amentur: Your splits are going to be terrible
fightrousoxide: On the contrary, every split is a gold split
Dandinstorm12: damn
TXC2: shipwreck cove
fightrousoxide: This is their first run of this category
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FDR101: no james, its not dam its SHIP
beowuuf: lrrSPOT_SO
rocketjohn: why are you not splitting up to search?
TXC2: this Jungle is massif
Creature_Comforts: This looks like my first 1.15.2 seed. All jungle and ocean
fightrousoxide: It's not ship, it's BOAT
Dandinstorm12: what are they looking for?
rocketjohn: fair
Creature_Comforts: A village
Dandinstorm12: ah
Caffine1138: Hyper-Dolphin!
Creature_Comforts: It's the Amazon
Arcticblast324: I want whatever drugs that dolphin is on
TheElrad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 54 month streak!
TheElrad: Wait, no timer? I have been betrayed #KillTheJames
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northos: alljunglealloneword
redyounglink: the seed was "whoopsalljungles"
Ravynn: James quietly unchecks "Jungle Only" setting on Worldgen
dragonbretheren: Seed is OopsAllJunlgle
kdefinition: Oops, All Jungle
beowuuf: minecraft 1.15.2 secretly just made all biomes jungle
MehallD: Seed is clearly JungleFever
FDR101: @LoadingReadyRun we have entered the amazon rainforest
RomanGoro: Did you know that in 1.15 once it starts generating jungles it never stops? lrrBEEJ
BasilBrushOff: This is what happens when you host the server on Amazon's cloud infrastructure Kappa
TheThromborax: there are 600+ viewers. that's at least 200 timers
Wolfstrike_NL: 420BlazeTheJungle
Dandinstorm12: mobs won't fight you in the ocean
red_shoes_jeff: Cap'n Crunch: OOPS, ALL JUNGLE!
Amentur: The seed is sponsored by Amazon Prime
beowuuf: mesa!
rocketjohn: mesa
TXC2: that Dolphin is on ALL the crack
wench_tacular: woo, not a jungle
Diabore: sleep?
beowuuf: mines for daaaays
Mangledpixel: meesa biome!
Dandinstorm12: Badlands? You've got to live it every day
SAJewers: uno: they're called badlands now iirc
snowcookies: Badlands are usually nest to savannas
northos: dolphin wants to help
fightrousoxide: Badlaaaaaaaaaands
malc: meh-lands
TXC2: WAIT, why is the shadow on the moon round?
Arcticblast324: you can tap that biome for a black mana or a white mana
beowuuf: 1 in 100 for trident
Didero: Are they looking for something specific or are they just exploring?
fightrousoxide: Asking the hard-hitting questions
rocketjohn: finds village, spawns zombies in it. kills villagers.
Mangledpixel: but with 'badlands' you can't make a stupid jarjar binks joke :(
TXC2: Didero a village
Arclight_Dynamo: @TXC2 Jame's datapack, probably.
beowuuf: village to trade for pearls
Arclight_Dynamo: *James', even
rocketjohn: Mangledpixel ....goood?
fightrousoxide: It's ok, this one taps for mana
Didero: Ah, ook, thanks
Didero: *ok
Mangledpixel: hehehe
malc: but it's Revenge of the Fifth
ZeldaZach: Didero zeldazSIP
Titan457: Is this an amplified world?
redyounglink: It's not called badland singular.
Dandinstorm12: ohai fish
rocketjohn: boooo
ZeldaZach: zeldazPOUT
Zaghrog: Arcticblast324 Don't you mean Blaxk or Red mana? Badlands?
red_shoes_jeff: You had to say it, Uno! YOU HAD TO CHALLENGE THE BIOME!
Wiliart: If it continues like this you loop back to the start of the jungle.
rocketjohn: is tomorrow "i'm six of starwars references"?
Caffine1138: New Base!
CrazymattCaptain: I think James lost his boat
Dandinstorm12: ooo lava
Amentur: Three skeli bois
Titan457: James did lose his boat
beowuuf: scary lava given james's possessions
malc: No boat left behind
malc: F
Dandinstorm12: rip
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
ZeldaZach: F
DiscordianTokkan: F
GapFiller: F
Dandinstorm12: F
NimrodXIV: RIP
Titan457: F
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: F
wench_tacular: F
malc: server crashed
Jeezy56: F
FDR101: :0
Nigouki: F
ForOhForError: Usually just a relog
Amentur: F
Mangledpixel: timer paused
Shoki_Donai: F
TXC2: paused the clock
Caffine1138: F
brieandbacon: F
lurkerspine: F
RomanGoro: Right when he saw an enderman
DiscordianTokkan: The server NEEDED that Boat, James!
snowcookies: F
GaelanS: F
Krieger85: F
someusername5: E+1
TheWriterAleph: F
fightrousoxide: oop
kainboa: that's the punishment for leaving the boat behind
Steemdroid: f
beowuuf: enderm'n in the thing too :(
Milambus: F
daemonflowers: f
FDR101: :O
Wigum1130: there was an endreman too
red_shoes_jeff: @LoadingReadyRun It was right there, too. I SAW ONE.
SievertSchreibr: F
ArcOfTheConclave: enderman on screan at time of death?
Didero: The jungle fire turned into a server fire
Barb4rian: F
Arcticblast324: f
Meltalar: Did Serge Crash the Server again?
ForOhForError: wuhoh
compuNIC: welp
fightrousoxide: Yeah that means you were kicked by the server
SAJewers: server crashed
Steemdroid: radO7 radO7
FloydOfSmeg: speedrunning too fast
mtgfanguy: CRASH
Anaerin: Server's dead, check the creeperhost CP
Titan457 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Titan457: F
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TheWriterAleph: y'all dead
Alahmnat: too much jungle on fire
Fantusta: Everything is fine
TheElrad: you spedran to close to the sun
rocketjohn: serge, did you leave a cobblefarm running at spawn?
fightrousoxide: 2fast2furious
AmberLampLight: sergecrash 2
TXC2: steady
brieandbacon: hold
lurkerspine: will it spawn you in where you DCed?
Lightningbro: James moving too quickly sounds like it was having trouble computing, so... that could be any number of things.
Dandinstorm12: whoa
TXC2: staring clock
Alahmnat: oh no
FDR101: :O
Dandinstorm12: y'all heck up
Skakerman_: at least you're out of the jungle
snowcookies: lol
fightrousoxide: ahhhhhhhhhh I see
TheElrad: Serge is a false prophet
wench_tacular: way to go back for your boat
Jayrod1220: Don't forget your boat James
TheWriterAleph: better than spawning surrounded by mobs
fightrousoxide: Generating chunks too fast
rocketjohn: oh yeah, boat return
russerbutter: This time dodge left
dragonbretheren: middle of jungle would have been the worst
TXC2: Nope Kappa
kendog61: better than the jungle
beowuuf: sure
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Magic the fire.
NotCainNorAbel: really strange speed-run strat to re-do work
lurkerspine: enderman
dragonbretheren: not sure if it's faster to go back or forward from the middle
rocketjohn: !advice
LRRbot: Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.
fightrousoxide: Server lagged out trying to generate chunks and lost your connection
kendog61: sergeOffByOne
fightrousoxide: SNIPED
TheAinMAP: Poor boat.
Q_sic: destiny
northos: boat was not meant to be
TXC2: no boaty!
rocketjohn: final boat destination
fightrousoxide: trident trident boat
wench_tacular: boat was doomed
beowuuf: boat fated to die
saweeks: now the timelines align
GapFiller: RIP Boat
Jayrod1220: The universe has a way of setting things right
wench_tacular: let's sing the doom song
Nigouki: All aboard the Pity Boat!
mtgfanguy: RIP boat
Mistborn83: I feel like I have seen this
rocketjohn: dejavu!
Jeezy56: save scumming Kappa
stevestein subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months, currently on a 24 month streak!
stevestein: Two years of demanding we give James back his boat!
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Mistborn83: you were not meant to keep that boat James
russerbutter: go check the ashipwreck
Amentur: James losing that boat is part of all timelines
thebumblingbagofbogusluck: Boat 2020, never forget...
LonelyTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
LonelyTex: honk lrrHEART
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diamondmx: What's the goal of the speedrun?
Dandinstorm12: sounds like Fate
TheElrad: so chat, how long till they get to the next jungle biome?
Bearudite: the boat so nice you lost it twice
BloodForTheCorelab: maybe boat needs a comemorative emote that futre generations won't understand?
ArcOfTheConclave: @diamondmx slaying the dragon
TXC2: "lets spilt up" he said, after having talked up the virtues of sticking together
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrFall jlrrFall
GapFiller: jlrrFall
diamondmx: @ArcOfTheConclave Cool! Thanks.
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 5 jlrrFall
malc: ooh I could go for a sandwich
MungoDude: hello hello
Barb4rian: So I had to pop off for a bit, why is desert so important for the speed run?
rocketjohn: that's a salty sandwich
TXC2: hello MungoDude welcome
probablyvampires: That's a Raffi song right? Kappa
MungoDude: :) thanks TXC2
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
TheThromborax: I REFUSE to believe that Serge knows about Chuck Tingle
malc: now, what did I just type !sir into
TheThromborax: he's too cinnamon
malc: was it my work Teams chat? who can say
TXC2: !addquote (RebelliousUno) [now] If you're Chuck Tingle, see a doctor.
LRRbot: New quote #6930: "If you're Chuck Tingle, see a doctor." —RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
Nigouki: i like how this is now the circumnavigation speedrun Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: "Sandwich by the Sea" Isn't that a Fred Penner song.
rocketjohn: you should have made your portal 3000 blocks ago in the village where serge broke the cleric dohickey
BloodForTheCorelab: and 15 min of running through the savanah?
TXC2: TheThromborax he's been courpeted by Kathleen Kappa
Meltalar: has James a jumping challenge? one jump for one bit?
snowcookies: James didn't accidentally amplified biomes right?
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun James, why aren't you murdering the animals?
rocketjohn: it has a cleric too
FDR101: only 39 more quotes until nice-nice
red_shoes_jeff: It has been a LONG ass time since I've thought about Fred Penner.
Titan457: Serge sure is getting some mileage off that word of the day
TXC2: Go west, lots of open air
Durzo_Blint_: you guys should spread out and search in a line to comb through an area
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN
Jogela: James could smell the village
brieandbacon: Go west, it is peaceful there
Creature_Comforts: Cat! :3
Durzo_Blint_: so like the 3 can be like 200 blocks between them and then all search in a direction
rocketjohn: doesn't that tall building have a cleric station at the top?
FDR101: who cares about clerics?
Zaghrog: James did skip checking the top of the tower
beowuuf: temple is flatter
rocketjohn: ah, fair enough
dragonbretheren: advise set new spawn here
beowuuf: i thought brewstand in desert temple is in one of the corners
rocketjohn: FDR101 clerics sell enderpearls
Zaghrog: Clerics can trade for ender pearls, a much safer way to get them
rocketjohn: go and meet him maybe?
FDR101: I know @rocketjohn
MungoDude: cleric jobsite is brewing stand
TXC2: Suddenly, ravines
mtgfanguy: #rescueUno
RomanGoro: This is a pretty location too
probablyvampires: Jumped up and bit ya
TXC2: Costa del Sol vibe here
Dandinstorm12: Didn't leap has been called
Dandinstorm12: he didn't mulligan Uno
dragonbretheren: reset spawn?
rocketjohn: FDR101 well then that's why to care about them?
beowuuf: villagers wondering so far from the village so annoys me!
rocketjohn: anyway.
TXC2: turning fire spread off is like Mulligening Kappa
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 6 jlrrFall
Meltalar: channleing inner james= falling ot death?
mtgfanguy: Uno you don’t want to channel your inner James. You will only fall
Diabore: this seems so much worse
Dandinstorm12: welp
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
daemonflowers: uno set your spawn
Jeezy56: heckuva spawn
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
FDR101: just use elytra lol
Camail: you can do it
TXC2: "hard to get to?.... that's a fact"
brieandbacon: lrrHERE
BloodForTheCorelab: evil chortle
rocketjohn: that's awful
Fangren300: WutFace
Durzo_Blint_: quick build a cobble house to protect the portal
Wolfstrike_NL: are we still drawing up to 26 chuncks in the distance?
beowuuf: cobble., more cobble. all of the cobble.
TheThromborax: this makes me sooooo anxious!
Anaerin: Time to bridge...
AWells44: lrrFINE
dragonbretheren: james is going to die here and respawn at 0,0... calling it now
Trixalicious: Eould it be easier to move the portal closer to it in the overworld?
Xiff_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Xiff_: Looks like a fun spawn point
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Camail: smart
Camail: his brain has so many wrinkles
TXC2: james begin smart? what bullshit is this? Kappa
Camail: its like a labyrinth
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun make yourself a flint and steel?
Diabore: 50 for 50
noSmokeFire: that's /so many/ blaze rods
Geekscience: why so many? Each gives you 2 powder right?
BloodForTheCorelab: terrifying indeed
beowuuf: he can come back because of a dozen fireballs.... does that count?
The_Flying_Bun: I am getting queesy just looking at the stream
CrazyZonie: @TXC2James being Smart is like the whole monkeys with typewriters. Chaos theory says it's bound to happen.
Teacup_Dragon: oh wow what are those sounds in my ears?
beowuuf: ghasts
Milambus: @Teacup_Dragon If you mean the whining sound, thats a ghast
TXC2: Teacup_Dragon the ghasts, the sounds are of cats played backwards
Teacup_Dragon: neat, thanks!
odamadillo: Hahaha my mum just came into my room and saw James. Then she said "Isn't he too old to be playing games"
TXC2: CrazyZonie fair enough :)
CrazyZonie: Uno,,, getting down is the easy part. Getting back up is not so easy
MungoDude: !crapbutts
Eklinaar: That is what butts do
Titan457: The worst kind of butts!
Fantusta: soft butt?
rocketjohn: i saw a wither skelly
Jayrod1220: Says the guy nowhere near the fortress
Durzo_Blint_: !crapbutts
brieandbacon: "lucky"
Dandinstorm12: just ride the lava
TheElrad: just use the lava as a water elevator
TXC2: this has some super hostile vibes to it :P
Durzo_Blint_: this is legitimately anxiety producing
cassaclyzm: I am clenching my jaw something awful while I watch this
Zaghrog: still no bow?
CrazyZonie: James, Wither you go, there will be skellies
Durzo_Blint_: galazy brain: build a wither to fight the dragon
SAJewers: does uno have a bow?
Durzo_Blint_: you need to go a diferent route
probablyvampires: Go Uno's way and bridge up
TheElrad: James, have you tried not being on fire?
TXC2: "professor, Lava, HOT!!"
Jeezy56: fire indeed hot
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Lava inDEED hot
CrazymattCaptain: get down and then over to build a way up to your path
Durzo_Blint_: he needs to eat
Mangledpixel: ok that's 3 times the world record time
Jayrod1220: Lesson - James brings 2 boats
TXC2: lessons learned: NO GIANT JUNGLES
kevenwith2es: Lesson #1: Don't follow James into a jungle.
beowuuf: rngjesus take the wheel
LadyAiluros: continue
CrazyZonie: So what do they need from the blazes? Stuff for potions?
TheAinMAP: HahaThisisfine
Durzo_Blint_: monkaS
BloodForTheCorelab: everything is fine?
TXC2: rails are coming off here
Dandinstorm12: F
diamondmx: Hubris
GapFiller: ON FIRE
CrazyZonie: RIP UNO
ThinksTooMuch: mistakes were made
beowuuf: no, uno got withered :(
mtgfanguy: Rip uno
Phosphatide: riperunos
MungoDude: enough planks to make one though
MungoDude: 2074 1165
Yondaime233: wither prove your stair?
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tipulsar85: James was close to death by Ghast,
diamondmx: James definitely thought about hopping over the lava there.
rocketjohn: boat
mosartov: I'll never get used to those sounds
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Milambus: @CrazyZonie Blaze rods, to make Blaze powder, to make Eye of Ender, to find the Stronghold, to get to the End
Foxmar320: foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE foxmarFIRE
CrazyZonie: Thanks @Milambus
CrazymattCaptain: this seems way too dark for stream
Kuolar: benginBurn
LadyAiluros: bows and arrows??
TheElrad: nice shot blaze
AgentMagicMaster: put your gamer pants on James! You can do it!
LadyAiluros: hot stuff!
TXC2: y'all did super hostile, you got this
Durzo_Blint_: no bow?
CrazyZonie: James, channel your PUBG skills. This ain't fortnight
red_shoes_jeff: That's good shooting.
GaelanS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:53.
tipulsar85: You have a fire wall James...
Foxmar320: I am confident in James's ability to set himself on fire
kevenwith2es: Blaze is A window, rotate!
beowuuf: fire pit
Durzo_Blint_: RIP
BloodForTheCorelab: anyone got some ice james can beleive in?
Zaghrog: If only James had a bow and arrows
TXC2: lot of fire around here
noSmokeFire: can you still stand in a cauldron of water in the nether?
CrazyZonie: Serge, James is finding that fire is indeed hot and burns stuf
TheElrad: yes, it's loud, that's the problem we're having
Jayrod1220: up!
TXC2: oh this bad
TXC2: there it is
ContingentCat: katesRip
Foxmar320: foxmarRIP
CrazymattCaptain: you didn't look up
snowcookies: rip
GapFiller: rip
diamondmx: You ... made a hole?
Zaghrog: James asn't lloking as it came up
rocketjohn: you made a big hole?
CrazyZonie: RIP James who didn't think in 3D
Foxmar320: Time for revenge
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeF
rocketjohn: gamers don't look up
Durzo_Blint_: @LoadingReadyRun you build a hole for it to climb through
CrazymattCaptain: they float up
snowcookies: jlrrFacepalm
ContingentCat: the ol' gamer weakness, up
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 7 jlrrFall
Lightningbro: People need to look up more often...
MungoDude: birch logs -> planks
mtgfanguy: The kill count is now 2
rocketjohn: there are logs in that chest dude
Bearudite: birch
TheThromborax: @rocketjohn *can't
noSmokeFire: ie not ei
kevenwith2es: The wooden shield should help with all the fire.
Lightningbro: @ContingentCat Fun fact; Nope, that's a HUMAN trait, Ninja's used this using a technique called the "Tanuki Gakure" or Raccoon technique.
rocketjohn: ?
Foxmar320: welp
Durzo_Blint_: RIP
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV foxmarNOV foxmarNOV
GapFiller: welp
Durzo_Blint_: LUL
beowuuf: nope
TXC2: inbefore lava
daemonflowers: f
rocketjohn: boaaaaned
Jogela: gg
noSmokeFire: just book it
Bearudite: time to skrt
Geekscience: you are a fool
snowcookies: no James
Trixalicious: chaaaaaaarge!
TiberiusEsuriens: time to sudoku and jlrrFacepalm
Meltalar: you have shield!
TheElrad: just run past them
electric_claire: Jump for it!
Foxmar320: You got this James!
Lightningbro: James you have a shield. Just run past them
TiberiusEsuriens: jlrrFall
Foxmar320: Rush past them I believe in you
Durzo_Blint_: hold the shield...
CAKHost: Hugs?
MungoDude: maybe EQUIP the shield?
beowuuf: get the back skeletons to kill the front ones for you, easy
CrazyZonie: James just got withered
TiberiusEsuriens: THE SHIELD
Foxmar320: :D
Lightningbro: "Just run" proceeds to run, and not bother using his shield. (Sighs)
Camail: head up
TXC2: get in the hole Sinjames
Arclight_Dynamo: Remember, chat: This is James' *job.* He's a professional. Kappa
TXC2: *shinjames
Camail: head down means he'll get hit in the head
rocketjohn: just go get them
FDR101: 4>0
red_shoes_jeff: THE SHIELD. The shield YOU BUILT.
rocketjohn: it'll refresh
Laurence72: James comfirmed Time Lord?
Arcticblast324: James just gooooo
CrazymattCaptain: just hold the sheild and runn in
Kikazi: 4 =/= 0
Camail: be brave
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV
northos: lrrGOAT
Jeezy56: he lives!
Trixalicious: Success!
beowuuf: two blaze rods!
snowcookies: Yay
PandasAndPancakes: armour!
SquareDotCube: lol that panic fight
Durzo_Blint_: plug the hole
Geekscience: thats our boy
TheThromborax: ARMOR
diamondmx: Nice!
Zaghrog: time to arrange inventory
Bearudite: whale dong!
stevestein: #HeroJames
rocketjohn: now can you see how the blaze got in, james?
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun armour
Foxmar320: See I knew you had it
FDR101: lrrGOAT
red_shoes_jeff: Armour?
Arclight_Dynamo: Put your armour on.
Geekscience: armor up
Arcticblast324: Armor
mtgfanguy: James you did I it
nanostul: armor Jame
Zaghrog: armor
TheWriterAleph: jlrrCool
theovenbird: Put armor on
Jogela: Armor! @LoadingReadyRun
Camail: its basically a mob farmer
Zaghrog: James put your armor on!
Geekscience: armor on
Anaerin: That hole is 2 deep - they can fall into there and get you.
russerbutter: james armor back on
Arcticblast324: JAMES YOUR CLOTHES
stevestein: James, for the love of chat, SUIT UP!
Steemdroid: armor on??
Anaerin: You want it 1 deep.
FDR101: James! Armor!
Durzo_Blint_: plug the hole...
TXC2: chat relax
Jogela: He will learn to listen to chat when he dies again
Foxmar320: :D
ContingentCat: F
Dandinstorm12: F
Arcticblast324: -_-
tipulsar85: F
Geekscience: f
Narcuru: your armor James
ZeldaZach: F
red_shoes_jeff: F
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: F
rocketjohn: you didn't put your amour on...
CrazyZonie: Where was your armor, James?
Titan457: Jebus
snowcookies: Hubris
Zaghrog: Might want to put your armor on when you pick it up
Camail: perhaps too brave
Barb4rian: F
Jogela: Yeah, literally any
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Is the plan that we're going to the end today?
JoeKim: hello friends
ContingentCat: really setting yourself up for success there James
kendog61: nrmor= jlrrFacepalm
JoeKim: hows the speed run going?
beowuuf: seems like
TXC2: TwoMenInAHorseCostume that was the plan
Foxmar320: Hello JoeKim
ThinksTooMuch: Some amount of stuff may have burned there, also
Tarkis: I took a work call and came back to a wall of"F" I may have missed something.
TwitchTVsFrank: poorly
SquareDotCube: The armor only does so much. You gotta have THE JUKES too
kevenwith2es: Speed run is very fiery currently.
beowuuf: exists as a concerpt, joekim
Milambus: James 2, Uno 1, Serge 0
TXC2: hello JoeKim we're 1 hour 52 mins in
Titan457: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:54:08. lrrSPOT
JoeKim: what's our current block?
JoeKim: ender eyes?
tipulsar85: Shop smart, Shop SMrt!
beowuuf: blazes for eyes
TXC2: JoeKim blaze rods I think
JoeKim: makes sense
JoeKim: i figured that would be the tough part
Geekscience: is it worth it to invest in bows before conquering blazes?
beowuuf: and for a cleric job block
odamadillo: Hi Joe
nanostul: sure there is... Certain Death!
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 8 jlrrFall
JoeKim: RIP
Zaghrog: might want to plug that ceiling again
JoeKim: hi odamadillo
Milambus: eat
rocketjohn: ah well, time to murder a cleric
tipulsar85: Remember when nether fortresses were new?
beowuuf: weapon safe! piman kid around! nm, whew
Black5parrow: James needs to seal up this room
Geekscience: there you go
Durzo_Blint_: now to just put a roof on the spawner
beowuuf: getting blaze rods and keeping blaze rods seem to be two differnt things
MungoDude: the ender pearl trade from a cleric has 2/3 chance to unlock at EXPERT level, one level before MASTER
MungoDude: so final trade is a waste unless you want bottles o enchanting
rocketjohn: oh, interesting
Zaghrog: roof the spawner
beowuuf: ooh
Saintnex: So how many rods do we need?
BloodForTheCorelab: so whats a blaze rod and why do we want them? asking for a friend?
beowuuf: the tide is turning!
diamondmx: Why aren't you using a bow?
MungoDude: blaze rods needed to turn ender pearls into eyes of ender to unlock portal to end
beowuuf: blaze rods crush to powder, need powder to make ender pearls in to ender eyes to a) locate stronghold, b) open up The End for the boos fight
MungoDude: and also for brewing stand
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Maybe a chest to save the rods?
beowuuf: Also blaze rod needd for the bre stand the cleric uses as job block to trade for ender pearls
BloodForTheCorelab: i seeee chat
odamadillo: James and Uno are after Blaze rods. What is Serge doing?
Durzo_Blint_: unlock a fletcher trade for arrows?
Mangledpixel: BloodForTheCorelab it's a thing that Blazes drop on death, you crush it into powder and combine it with an Ender Pearl to make an Eye of Ender, an item they need to progress
tipulsar85: Ready for modded 1.15?
beowuuf: serge is hunting endermen in the dark as he can't sleep :)
daemonflowers: ask serge to kill some skeletons for a bow
MungoDude: running around in a flat part of desert at night is a good way to get endermen to spawn
noSmokeFire: if you use trig you can *probably* find the stronghold with one or two
Durzo_Blint_: that's plenty of eyes IMO
TheThromborax: Serge! Not now!
beowuuf: 18, you need a rod for brew stand?
noSmokeFire: I think he already made the brewing stand
CrazyZonie: @beowuuf Didn't Serge find a brewstand at a village?
tipulsar85: Welp....
Foxmar320: foxmarNOV foxmarNOV foxmarNOV They want hugs
beowuuf: crazyzonie: the first one he broke, did he find a second? cool if so, i missed that
Saintnex: Have we already found the portal location or do we need to use eyes for that?
Xiff_: your safe in the 2x1 door from the wither skellies
Durzo_Blint_: no James
Camail: nerdpole to safety
Durzo_Blint_: don't do it
TXC2: Torches? in the neither?
Geekscience: out is that direction *points vaguely*
red_shoes_jeff: BLAZE to the left of me, WITHERS TO THE RIGHT! Here we are, stuck in the DEATH.
Milambus: That
TimeToFry: F
malc: F
Dandinstorm12: rip
beowuuf: we need eyes for portal finding still
Titan457: !findquote out
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Foxmar320: :D
daemonflowers: Serge why do you even bother asking about the torches?
JoeKim: i feel like
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Dandinstorm12: F
DiscordianTokkan: F
pointless_man: F
cassaclyzm: I came back at the perfect moment, omg
snowcookies: pfft
JoeKim: you were inviting trouble
Jeezy56: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFall
GapFiller: F
ContingentCat: well that's one way out
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 9 jlrrFall
DevInsanity: You had to ask
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: F
TheAinMAP: benginRip
rodog695: F
beowuuf: well, it would be even worse if they dropped in to the lava
TXC2: super gonna need that clip
tipulsar85: lrrFINE
Geekscience: death count 32
BasilBrushOff: jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm jlrrFacepalm
Geekscience: 3*
CraziestOwl: jlrrFall
TheThromborax: 32 today?
Mangledpixel: 2 hour mark
TXC2: James: "what the worst that could happen?" Fate: "Am I joke to you?"
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Here
beowuuf: that was just tanting that wither skeeleton
beowuuf: *taunint
beowuuf: dammit spelling
Foxmar320: wat
Dandinstorm12: holy
TheMerricat: lol
Creature_Comforts: LUL
cassaclyzm: Stop flying James
Dandinstorm12: F
Titan457: oof
ContingentCat: lol
TXC2: oof
TimeToFry: LUL
snowcookies: lol
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: F
Steemdroid: f
TheElrad: how dare you James
DiscordianTokkan: Oofda
MungoDude: time to take a breath
Creature_Comforts: James is a cheater!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
beowuuf: where will it set you back this time? :(
Foxmar320: Amazing
uberdan1337: I get that flying one all the time
TXC2: 2 hours 1 minute by the way
Dandinstorm12: GG
CrazyZonie: Did James get KickBanned?
noSmokeFire: reauth: the run-killer
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: F
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: oh, I take back that F for this stream
beowuuf: all rods, all withered
Foxmar320: The cursed run
Lightningbro: Why the H is that setting still on by default... "Flying is not enabled" is the MOST janky system in the game.
rocketjohn: i thought you were good at this game, james...?
Geekscience: big oof
Jayrod1220: Serge isn't supposed to die!
TwitchTVsFrank: yes it is
TheMerricat: @Lightningbro because back in the day it was a problem.
TimeToFry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:26:10.
Dandinstorm12: F
BasilBrushOff: F
rodog695: F
snowcookies: suck
Dandinstorm12: oh lrrAWW
ContingentCat: F
Arclight_Dynamo: Hubris.
TheWriterAleph: mega F
TXC2: big yikes
Milambus: Check the first fall site?
Foxmar320: wow
MungoDude: mustve fell into those tiny fires to the side
CrazyZonie: RIP Blaze rods?
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TheMerricat: Turn on entity boxes?
Titan457: F mega
n_mandrag: lrrAWW
Foxmar320: You exploded everywhere
probablyvampires: Check the glowstone area?
Zaghrog: maybe at the previous death site?
MagnusCarter: by the nerd pole ?
Milambus: Serge? really?
beowuuf: in the fire?
TheBlueFool: Pave the save?
CrazymattCaptain: this is James' curse
BloodForTheCorelab: better get killing then
Lightningbro: @rocketjohn Where did you get that idea? (Plays collection of videos of James falling to his death in completely avoidable situations)
red_shoes_jeff: Guess you'd better get right back in there, then. CHOP CHOP, JAMES!
MungoDude: time to farm more blaze rods
CrazyZonie: Over the edge?
cassaclyzm: Coooool game
TheWormbo: remove the fires when you get past them
Geekscience: twas all for naught
tyrew0rm: “Speed run”
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:59.
ThinksTooMuch: Considering that death was caused by server shenans, I'd be tempted to cheat them back into existence
Tarkis: RIP run? That's a thing the internet says. ya?
Geekscience: this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down
beowuuf: james is not bussing around anymore
gualdhar: man, new crapshot is hilarious
CrazyZonie: Pissed james is deadly. Mental Note, don't piss off james.
rocketjohn: i think that's a fair assumption
fubargames: lrrFINE lrrHERE
ipoddodd: Mob cap?
MungoDude: there's 1... there's 3...
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Titan457: Ah, yes. The space orc concept of flames making you go faster
MagnusCarter: maybe a roof ?
TXC2: Titan457 red ones go faster!
Spiderhaz: LUL
beowuuf: double triple :(
Dandinstorm12: Half a heart, legit
beowuuf: wizard needs food badly
sjcTheos: limesS
Jeezy56: high level gaming right there
Geekscience: life is on the wire
rocketjohn: what status effect do you have on you james?
rocketjohn: is that still wither?
TheThromborax: there's bravery and then there's stupidity and then there's James
Saintnex: Time to bus out of there?
TXC2: TheThromborax and that's why we love him Kappa
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beowuuf: get sand, get wood, grind
ZoBo_: wither graphical glitch?
rocketjohn: coal or bamboo
beowuuf: oh yeah, fletcher is legit
rocketjohn: bamboo for fuel is quick.
fry_dx: If you level up the fletcher to Jessica level she'll help you solve mysteries
BasilBrushOff: LUL
ContingentCat: I have a cat named Fletcher, his trades would not be particularly good and would require fish
rocketjohn: nice, fry_dx :)
beowuuf: or maybe commit the crimes and write abouyt them
CrazyZonie: @fry_dx It's an old joke, but it checks out.
TheThromborax: close portal
TheThromborax: for catharsis
beowuuf: lol, two rabbit's feet for emrald!
beowuuf: we had those
TXC2: murder she wrote joke in my chat?!
Dandinstorm12: who made it your chat?
TXC2: more likely then you think
Dandinstorm12: oh
Dandinstorm12: right
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 It would appear so, sir.
Yondaime233: so murder some bunbuns
Creature_Comforts: D:
beowuuf: sergeModLove
Laurence72: Run, Hazel-rah, RUN!!
Jeezy56: #killtheanimals
Titan457: You can also trade glass bottles, right?
lurkerspine: farm rabbits?
beowuuf: it's an old hashtag but it checks out
glitched_goddess: Not lucky for the rabbit
BloodForTheCorelab: vision quest in the desert?
odamadillo: Bugs better get running
Arcticblast324: I think James still has wither particles on him
ContingentCat: did I hear a sergeSqueak
SniperPumpkin: establish a mine here?
TheElrad: ooh, do we have a big chunk ravine for the "accident"?
Milambus: @Arcticblast324 You are likely seeing dust particles from the sand blocks
beowuuf: ravine is back in the jungle *shudders*
ArcOfTheConclave: #KillTheVillagers
BloodForTheCorelab: quick start punching a chunk?
CrazyZonie: Uno, I hear lousy clerics make great zombie bait.
TheMerricat: If you reset a villager's job, I assume their level resets... but if they change back... do they start over?
Arcticblast324: @Milambus sand makes black swirl particles?
The_FlyingDutchman: pearls are an expert level trade, so the expert with the scutes is useless now
beowuuf: two clerics, 50% chance of getting them turned to zombies, the maths checks out1!
beowuuf: can't fail
Milambus: @Arcticblast324 I see what you mean now... and no. That is weird.
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 10 jlrrFall
vegetalss4: What are they trying to do?
Titan457: @vegetalss4 get ender pearls
Titan457: From cleric trades
MungoDude: sell rabbits feet, or farm emeralds on a different villager and buy glowstone
uberdan1337: Kill da wabbit!
ArcOfTheConclave: furry reasons?
odamadillo: Wabbit season!
beowuuf: breed them first! sustainable murderering!
Zaghrog: got it!
vegetalss4: @Titan457 it sounds like it's a step towards some larger goal?
beowuuf: chicken season!
Saintnex: Yes Uno :D
CrazyZonie: @beowuuf Duck Season!
Meltalar: Do not tell TQ
Titan457: Oh, yeah, they're trying to do a speedrun
redyounglink: It's extremely rare for rabbits to have feet instead of paws.
lurkerspine: can you breed rabbits?
Zaghrog: vegetalss4 ender pearls can be turned into eyes of ender, which are a key to end portal
beowuuf: they aren't ducks, despite swimming on the water...
glitched_goddess: It’s like Warcraft lol
vegetalss4: @Zaghrog and the overarching goal is making an end portal, or are more planned beyond that?
Saintnex: So how many pearls will we need?
TXC2: remember to eat greens when eating rabbit meat
beowuuf: end portal to kill the enderdragon, the end boss
Zaghrog: vegetalss4 they need to find the stronghold where the portal resides, activate it with eyes of ender then defeat the ender dragon in the end
beowuuf: 9 pearls for the portal, and a little more than that to find the stronhold
Titan457: I thought it was 12 pearls?
Zaghrog: an eye of ender can also be used to point the direction the stronghold is in
fry_dx: In total we need somewhere between 9 and 15, depending on luck. Don't know how many they have
beowuuf: oops, yeah, 12
SquareDotCube: way more coordination
aaronthemonstergamer: u playing mods
TXC2: enderm'n hunt 2020
Dandinstorm12: haha
TXC2: aaronthemonstergamer nope
beowuuf: or do some start in the portal?
aaronthemonstergamer: ok
Malazim: Research
Zaghrog: the portal can already have some eyes in it
aaronthemonstergamer: the last time i came you were playing serge craft
CrazyZonie: Cheat with known good seeds
Vyous: The swap difficulties to respawn mobs/endermen
beowuuf: finished last week, vanllia for a while until minecraft dungeons
chuckaw1977: break the don't want them to suck up the pearls
Vyous: *they
SquareDotCube: Like you only need 3 diamonds to make a pick and breeak obsidian.
SquareDotCube: That's it.
aaronthemonstergamer: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:41:41.
Dergib: speedrunners usualy take hours to find the perfect seed
Dandinstorm12: an pearl
beowuuf: one perlman
aaronthemonstergamer: ik
red_shoes_jeff: One pearl. As a treat.
TwitchTVsFrank: the trick is to do 1000 speed runs and only post the 1 with a good time
daemonflowers: what difficultly are you at? would increasing it make more endermen spawn?
omdorastrix: speed run strats I saw for pearls was to death-scumm on a pole to force enderman spawns
Saintnex: Is it one to one pearls to eyes?
Zaghrog: yes
Milambus: Kiling other mobs should open room for Endermen in the spawn table right?
beowuuf: yup, one pearl one eye
Zaghrog: one blaze rod makes for two blaze powder, powder plus pearl is eye
Jeezy56: man, this sword sucks compared to Cool Sword
Lightningbro: (Comes back to computer) (Explosion) Glad to see everything's under control..
brieandbacon: there's only one thing worse than a husk
ContingentCat: We can have a few extra minutes, as a treat
TXC2: we're on 2 hours 20 mins
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: How long are they trying to do this in?
TheThromborax: my guess of 3 hours was optimistic
TXC2: TwoMenInAHorseCostume ASAP
omdorastrix: Build pole, put bed on top. Set spawn. Spawn endermen, kill, drop pearls in chest at bottom. let other mobs kill you, respawn at top, other mobs despawn, drop down enough for new spaws. Die if no endermen, drop if some.
Zaghrog: Are husks just zombies with more hp?
MungoDude: they're basically zombies that don't burn up in sunlight
TheThromborax: this is a cursed run
TXC2: 3 hours was double if not for the jungle/ server problems
red_shoes_jeff: You know, "Husk" spelled backward, is SUCK!
Zaghrog: fresh seems better
TheThromborax: take this save file and yeet it into the sea
Cepsys: i prefer my streams be fresh :)
rocketjohn: the going through the jungle completely bricked you tbh
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malc: I always thought husk was a valued member of the LRR community
ContingentCat: Serge you say that like you won't nail it on the second try lrrBEEJ
SAJewers: So, watching the current WR, it seems they got pearls solely by trading, not from fighting endermen
djalternative: oh heck. I took quite the nap
brieandbacon: phresh stream
Saintnex: Well, we still got pretty darn close today so I could definitely see success next week
TXC2: malc no that's his kids Kappa
GapFiller: !uptime
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Dandinstorm12: @malc well Hosk would agree
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MungoDude: 2074 1165
malc: txc2: baby husks? :)
beowuuf: the terrible first portal generation forcing the jungle run bricked everything
PsychoI3oy: give your self some eye of enders and go kill the dragon for practice?
beowuuf: husk to the right
Anaerin: Don't spam-click, it doesn't work nearly as well.
Zaghrog: other than rng, I think avoiding the jungle could improve our splits
malc: clerics love rotten flesh, and free 2-day shipping
m_logan2000: start on pearls sooner?
TheMerricat: Jame's kils them then the pearls fall into the cactus.
rocketjohn: the nether fortress can't be that far away from your first portal.
ContingentCat: cursed run
SquareDotCube: Don't look for diamond
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: recommendation for next week: git gud.
TwitchTVsFrank: dont go through a jungle!
MungoDude: yeah 20% sounds right
Lightningbro: Do you make a split for looting?
BasilBrushOff: F
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TXC2: Uno down!
Arclight_Dynamo: I think clerics are the best strat for pearls. And the relocation was a bad idea.
Kikazi: jlrrFacepalm
Dandinstorm12: he can hear you James
beowuuf: destroy portal from other side, sacrifice pick and person to have respawn chance
fry_dx: I honestly don't think I've ever gone to the end before getting at least looting I
Titan457: James, please stop spamming attack
Zaghrog: I'm not sure the relocation was a problem, the jungle was
SAJewers: serge: the WR uses trading to get pearls
ThinksTooMuch: villagers is the better strat, but it's rng-limited
Milambus: You didnt get a villager, so no it wasnt worth it?
Lightningbro: Villagers I'm pretty sure are more consistant.
LordZarano: don't go into a huge jungle
Yondaime233: also the first nether spawn was bad
red_shoes_jeff: You've had bad luck with EVERYTHING.
CrazymattCaptain: I think the thing to do is find "a village" and stick with it
Arclight_Dynamo: Had we known that we needed a pick to grab the potion stand, we would have had a cleric a LOT sooner.
MelSlashVin: I took a break; did we get there?
SquareDotCube: Find a village first, estabilsh your nether gate, and then if you don't have a brewing stand make one.
beowuuf: you don't always find lab in igloos though
tehcrashxor: Don't look for diamonds. Do not mine, only find open iron and lava. Don't set up any permanent base, just rebuild furnaces et al as needed whereever you are
beowuuf: more skeltons for bow / arrows?
Arcticblast324: the killer was moving 1000 blocks through a jungle
SAJewers: for reference, here is the WR:
MungoDude: to get pearls, hunt endermen every night
djalternative: there is a glitch for the dragon fight if you want to skip it next time
Juliamon: That feels about right.
rocketjohn: well you didn't protec your cleric at ll..
ekimekim: chat, don't expect them to follow WR-tier strats
MungoDude: only visit the nether during the day to farm blazerods
ekimekim: help them solve the problems they're having instead
SquareDotCube: Serge... Three trapdoors doesn't stop a zombie...
TXC2: hello Juliamon
SquareDotCube: Four
SAJewers: serge: from watching the WR, they stacks of emeralds by trading sticks with fletchers, then unlock the enderpearl trade
Juliamon: Hello!
rocketjohn: you hit him
rocketjohn: so your trades will be awful
Dandinstorm12: hey @Juliamon
Milambus: Serge, kill other stuff to spawn Endermen
malc: LOL
malc: jlrrPit
Jayrod1220: jlrrPit
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrPit
probablyvampires: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Dandinstorm12: uh
TheAinMAP: jlrrPit
Juliamon: I'm here briefly, will be back for Talking Sim
MagnusCarter: jlrrPit
beowuuf: jlrrPit
ContingentCat: welp, time to punch a chunk
Bearudite: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrPit jlrrPit jlrrPit
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 11 jlrrFall
LadyAiluros: jlrrPit jlrrPit
TXC2: calling time James?
SAJewers: yeah, watching it, the person streaming has 12 pearls with a stack and a half of emeralds
Zaghrog: So, what did we learn for next week?
brieandbacon: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
TXC2: so that's 2 hours 27 mins
ContingentCat: @Zaghrog have better luck?
Dandinstorm12: What, Fall?
MagnusCarter: jlrrPunch
beowuuf: not getting pearls on first expert cleric sucked
fry_dx: Oh I don't have James emotes right now. So you'll have to make do with benginButt
TheMerricat: So chat do speedrunners use random seeds or do they pick 'lucky' seeds?
LucasTheDrgn: brew-tal?
SquareDotCube: Need to find the village first
snowcookies: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
BoblinTheGoblin69: bye james
rocketjohn: deciding to go through the jngle rather than round it was a mistake
TXC2: TheMerricat there's both catagories
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun rush a single blaze rod to craft a brew stand
Demonthorn: Brewtal?
Geekscience: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:57.
Zaghrog: jungles should be just avoided
russerbutter: so much RNG luck needed
LordZarano: ekimekim: what do you mean, surely they should be going for TAS strats. They're the fastest right? Kappa
SAJewers: oh, interesting, in this POV they're in the nether with no iron tools or armour, all stone stuff
TheMerricat: Wouldn't a huge oak tree block (i.e. a 10x10 sapling are) be faster and easier than big trees?
SquareDotCube: May I recommend riverside endermen hunting?
TwitchTVsFrank: you spent over half an hour moving through forest
SquareDotCube: you can retreat to the river and they hate water
TXC2: Sticks on sticks
ContingentCat: This is in the current build though, won't the sleep mobs become a thing (the name escapes me)
djalternative: you should def be in the nether within like 10 min
rocketjohn: phantoms
beowuuf: spruce are tallm can get a stack on one tree, no messing around, easy to cut
Zaghrog: sleeping to prevent phantoms is a thing
rocketjohn: wow. the polite callout diss
BusTed: High dive!
djalternative: I think you're people who can get 3 iron for a bucket in 10 min Serge
malc: jlrrFall
GapFiller: well yr do count World Famous Youtuber James Turner among yr number
TXC2: you're professional streamers Serge Kappa
Jeezy56: do a flip!
Geekscience: i think nether within the first hour is a good indicator of how the run is going
Laurence72: Do a cannonball!!!!
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: I thought we were talking to THE Serge YEager, and Punch-a-Chunk Champion James Turner
SAJewers: yeah i don't think the WR ever got diamonds
malc: sergeFall
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So this is the opposite of the PIT right?
SquareDotCube: But -someone- wanted to find diamonds... #BlameJames
Feltic: Don't do it, you have so little to live for in this game
TheWriterAleph: jlrrFall
Mr_Horrible: so close
GapFiller: surely w/ World Famous Youtuber James Turner 10 mins shd be a doddle
biocentrica: close
Zaghrog: close
cassaclyzm: Off by one!
ContingentCat: sergeFall
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
brieandbacon: Today's fall count is 12 jlrrFall
GapFiller: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
FenrisSchafer: jlrrFall
snowcookies: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
FloydOfSmeg: sergeOffByOne
fubargames: You ARE videogame pro players! It's just that your game of choice is Desert Bus.
cassaclyzm: jlrrFall
Genderi: A lot of actual speedruns have to deal with optimizing night usage
LadyAiluros: no, no James, Toon was LAST night!
CrazyZonie: Serge, the true goal was the friends you made (and then fed to the zombies) along the way.
malc: brieandbacon: wow, you've actually been keeping count, good job :D
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beowuuf: james drops ender -pearls and blaze rods on death! just grind fighting him!
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Oooh, here's an idea: Who is faster, Serge, Uno, and a third player killing the Ender Dragon from scratch? Or James punching a chunk?
Genderi: Just go high enough to reach the river :)
Laurence72: Disclaimer -- DO not try this in Real Life
RealitySoldier: speedrun...
brieandbacon: @malc you started with the bot command, I thought I'd give it a go
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: LUL perfect
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: <APPLAUSE>
ContingentCat: katesHype katesHype katesHype
DiscordianTokkan: katesBoosh
MungoDude: jlrrFall
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
snowcookies: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, TheMerricat! Welcome to TheAinMAP, Didero, gelatoPOE, Alahmnat, InkyGhoast, thefileclerk, Sage0fMadness, Izandai, aerohydra, and Creideiki_SE! (Today's storm count: 68)
TheAinMAP: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
aerohydra: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
TXC2: TheMerricat lrrHEART
BusTed: Nicely done.
brieandbacon: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Creideiki_SE: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
MungoDude: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrIronball jlrrIronball jlrrIronball
Didero: Ooh, thanks!
Jeezy56: lrrHORN jlrrCool lrrHORN
redyounglink: quick way to get emeralds
ContingentCat: is the villiager putting Serge's stuff in the compost?
Lightningbro: "I'm gonna show james how it's done" - Serge. I mean, he showed him how "It" is done
Fantusta: pro Minecraft streamer
corpocracy: I mean, if anyone knows how to fall, it's James
TwitchTVsFrank: cant beat james at falling
Zaghrog: Casual 2300 gift subs total
GapFiller: Serge do the Hot Rod thing
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That File Clerk: So Fickle
BusTed: yeet
GapFiller: Serge: My Hat! This Is Totally My Hat Now!
fubargames: You should have use it to teleport down into the water.
the_stybs: There was an attempt
Didero: Thanks for the stream, James!
MungoDude: thanks for the stream guys
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Serge and Uno
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Good luck!
AmberLampLight: thanks everyone!
biocentrica: thankss
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streming Serge x Uno
ContingentCat: thanks for the stream Serge, Uno, and James
brieandbacon: Thanks MoC crew!
snowcookies: Thanks for the stream!
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (30m from now).
the_stybs: <3 <3 <3
GapFiller: and the nxt attempt will be better yeh
Black5parrow: craazy
CrazyZonie: BuhBye... And good luck next week. (You got clips
the_stybs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Jeezy56: and if you don't do better, it will have probably been hilarious
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Jayrod1220: lrrBEN lrrADAM
golan78: oh yeah the firemblem thing?
ContingentCat: Tune in and find out!
ContingentCat: Jackbox!
golan78: firemblem/persona
GapFiller: showing yr lack of weebiness there James
TXC2: Mirage Sessions Tokyo
biocentrica: crossing
Didero: Kyoto Oasis Meeting
Milambus: Tokyos Mirage Session
redyounglink: Yo Tiktok sessions
howdoipunch: Tokyo Mirage Sessions: The Gathering
BusTed: It's SMT, so clearly it's Sessions Mirage Tokyo
ContingentCat: the jackbox streams have been so good
GapFiller: Dear Dr James: are yr the token none Weeb in The Crew?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
biocentrica: yea
TXC2: !patreon
ContingentCat: I think the curly hair looks good James
LRRbot: 2462 patrons for a total of $14,779.40 per month.
NathanLonghair: I'm very much enjoying James' hair
Lightningbro: Sessions Mirage Tokyo, I knew it, Kathleen was just vaguely veiling her getting to play Shin Megami Tensei
Jayrod1220: have a lunch?
TXC2: !discord
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red_shoes_jeff: I hear that!
snowcookies: just shave it off
TXC2: !twitter
AmberLampLight: have a good one James!
snowcookies: Bye!
GapFiller: thanks for streming James lrrJAMES lrrCOW jlrrPunch jlrrPillow jlrrIronball lrrHEART
Didero: See you tomorrow, James!
GapFiller: see yr later
TXC2: !ytmember
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beowuuf: floppies my doppies
ContingentCat: alright, see you on the flippy floppy
red_shoes_jeff: Flippies, my floppies!
malc: 💾
Jeezy56: flippy floppy my doggies
Didero: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Alex: | Ben: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Kathleen: | Matt Wiggins: | Serge:
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I'll see y'all on the flippy floppy, which is a thing I say now.
LRRbot: New quote #6931: "I'll see y'all on the flippy floppy, which is a thing I say now." —James [2020-05-05]
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
GapFiller: !live
atc927: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: In Other Waters) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (21m from now).